Episode 1000754886788

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13 Adam Hey, y'all, Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew. This is the best of Loveline.

1:19 Drew Our favorite kind of Loveline.

1:21 Adam I'll tell you, there's nothing better. This is what I call free money, buddy. You know why? Because we're going to hear us say something we already said while we're at home. This is great.

1:33 Drew Except you'll be a slave.

1:35 Adam No, no.

1:36 Drew Are you listening?

1:36 Adam Yeah. Oh, good. No.

1:38 Drew No.

1:39 Adam Because you know why? Because I cannot stand my own nasally drone. It's very painful.

1:45 Drew Let me tell you that.

1:46 Adam I think I'm funny until I listen to myself on the radio and then I realize how boring I am.

1:50 Drew Tonight.

1:51 Adam Tony Hawk.

1:52 Drew POD. Keep going.

1:54 Adam Well, no, that sounded like you were like Tony Hawk, like Esquire.

1:57 Drew Oh, no, no, no, no. Tony Hawk and POD.

2:00 Adam That's right. And the band POD. And in the second hour, Nickelback will be in here and live.

2:07 Drew And we haven't talked much about the CD yet. This looks really good.

2:10 Adam Yeah. That is that out?

2:12 Guest That's out.

2:13 Adam Yeah. That has a regular regular music CD and then a CD-ROM.

2:17 Guest Yes. No, that doesn't have that track on it, though.

2:20 Adam That's not on there?

2:21 Guest Thankfully, no. I tried to get that license, but it just couldn't.

2:24 Adam Couldn't clear it with the band?

2:25 Guest No.

2:26 Adam Couldn't clear it with the Three Stooges? So it also, the CD-ROM is basically Tony skating, Tony at home.

2:34 Guest Yeah, it's like a little two in my house.

2:35 Adam Tony in the bathroom. Tony's life. So if you're a Tony Hawk fan, you're definitely not going to want to miss that double CD. Well, one CD, one CD-ROM. I guess that's technically a double CD. Chris?

2:48 Yeah.

2:49 Adam You're 13?

2:50 Caller Yep.

2:50 Adam What's up?

2:51 Caller I was just wanting to ask Tony a couple of questions. Okay. All right. Well, I was just like wondering like who you skate with and stuff just on your own free time.

3:01 Guest My own time?

3:02 Caller Yeah.

3:03 Guest Well, it's usually whoever is in town at the time, but generally Bucky Lassick, Bob Burnquist, Kevin Staub, Sean White, people who live in my area that skate the ramps I skate.

3:13 Caller Oh, good stuff.

3:16 Adam Where are those ramps?

3:18 Guest In San Diego. We skate at Encinitas YMCA and Bob has a private ramp and Danny Way has a private ramp, so I skate with him and Collin sometimes.

3:26 Caller That's cool. Like, do you ever like skate with Bam and Heath?

3:32 Guest Yeah, I skate with Bam, but Bam lives in Philly, so just when we're on tour together or... I was actually there a few weeks ago working on his movie. Bam's doing his own movie. You know Bam from Jackass?

3:42 Adam Yeah. Is he his sidekick or something?

3:46 Guest Who, Bam?

3:46 Adam Yeah.

3:47 Guest Is he a sidekick on Jackass?

3:49 Adam Yeah.

3:50 Guest Well, he does kind of his own stuff there. He's always messing with his dad.

3:54 Adam Right, but he's not Jackass. He's not the main guy.

3:58 Guest Johnny Knoxville.

3:59 Adam Right.

4:00 Guest Yeah, so I don't know. I don't consider any of those guys sidekicks. I feel like they all do their own thing.

4:04 Adam Oh, okay.

4:05 Guest Well... But I guess, yeah, Johnny Knoxville is the main guy.

4:08 Adam Like Drew is my sidekick is what I'm saying.

4:11 Guest Yeah.

4:11 Adam Yeah.

4:12 Guest Yeah. Is that debatable?

4:15 Adam Yeah.

4:15 Drew Don't try.

4:16 Adam He'd speak up, but he's my sidekick and I won't let him talk.

4:19 Guest Okay.

4:19 Caller All right.

4:20 Adam Chris?

4:21 Caller Yeah.

4:21 Adam You good?

4:23 Caller I try. All right. All right.

4:25 Drew Give that up.

4:27 Caller I will. I'll try.

4:28 Adam All right. Hey, do you, I mean, do you still enjoy it?

4:33 Caller Oh, yeah.

4:33 Adam Would you just go do it on your own?

4:35 Caller Yeah.

4:36 Guest Yeah, I'd still be doing it for sure.

4:38 Adam Not to. I mean, when you go out and skate, are you thinking I got to practice or are you just thinking, I want to have a good time?

4:44 Guest No. Well, if I'm just on my own, I'm just out to have a good time and see what I can kind of come up with or what skills I can hone, you know. But if I'm going out like on a photo shoot, then I got to figure out, okay, what's something new, something, you know, try to be creative.

4:59 Adam What's the next milestone as far as the trick goes? Is there something you're working on? Can you not talk about it?

5:05 Guest No, I'm always working on stuff, but I don't know. I mean, right now, my next goal is a blunt slide to shove it in. So, you know.

5:14 Drew I'm afraid.

5:16 Adam A blunt slide? It sounds like he's raping an underage chick at a frat party. Is that the plan? What's the blunt slide to shove it in?

5:23 Guest Well, see, it's just, you know, that's really a technical escape thing. Well, tell me, what's the move? Sliding along the tail on the top of the ramp, with all the wheels out, but the tail in, and then shoving the board at 180 under the feet, watching it spin, and catching it with your feet, and coming back in.

5:38 Adam Oh, you're going to hurt yourself.

5:41 Guest Well, I've already wrecked my shins trying to learn it.

5:43 Adam Yeah, yeah.

5:44 Drew Does anybody do that?

5:46 Guest No, not that one.

5:47 Adam No, see, if you're Tony Hawk, you can't do stuff that other people do.

5:51 Drew You got to do your own thing.

5:53 Adam Yeah, you work on the blunt slide, and then you shove it in.

5:59 Guest I never thought I'd hear you guys say something like that, that's great.

6:01 Adam Drew's been working on that shove it in for since high school.

6:04 Caller Guy?

6:06 Adam Guy? Hey, Guy Dude Bro.

6:10 Caller Yeah?

6:10 Adam It'd be funny if his last name was Dude Bro, wouldn't it? Guy Dude Bro. What's up there, Guy?

6:17 Caller Hello?

6:19 Adam Okay, Guy, I'm going to hang up on you.

6:21 Caller No, I'm here. I'm here.

6:22 Adam All right, go ahead.

6:22 Caller Just that the guy changed my name to Turn the Damn Radio Off.

6:26 Adam That's a long name. Ask your question, Guy.

6:30 Caller Yeah, hey, Tony.

6:31 Adam Yeah?

6:32 Caller You know your Tony Oskocciato 3 game?

6:34 Guest I do.

6:36 Caller It's going to go online, right?

6:38 Guest Yeah, it's online. It's awesome.

6:39 Drew It's online now.

6:41 Guest It's going to come with a broadband modem, right?

6:44 Guest Yeah. Yeah. Well, you just get this USB ethernet adapter for your PS2, and you can go out online and you'll just find tons of people out there when it comes out.

6:54 Caller Yeah. Do you know how much it is? What's the price of it?

6:58 Guest The Pro Skater 3?

6:59 Caller Yeah. No, no. The broadband modem.

7:01 Guest Oh, I don't know. I don't know how much the whole contraption is. No, sorry.

7:05 Caller Yeah.

7:05 Drew It's something you have to buy for the PlayStation.

7:07 Caller I got a short question for Dr. Drew.

7:09 Guest Yeah.

7:11 Caller When I take a leak, sometimes I kind of shiver.

7:14 Guest Yeah.

7:15 Caller Does that mean anything?

7:15 Drew No.

7:16 Guest No, nothing?

7:18 Drew Although you are, it's basically what's called a vagal reaction that you can actually pass out. It's something called post-migration syncope.

7:26 Adam That's why I have a padded toilet seat.

7:28 Drew But it's nothing to worry about. You get that shiver all the time when somebody's in the room with you, don't you?

7:32 Adam I do it, yeah. I think it's God shaking the urine off the end of your penis. That's why. Think of it. Everything has a purpose.

7:39 Drew It's sort of like a dog shaking when it gets out of the water.

7:41 Adam Yeah, when it gets out of the pool.

7:42 Drew Yeah, I see.

7:43 Adam But I do back and forth, ruin the whole bathroom.

7:47 Caller All right.

7:48 Adam Hey, Tony.

7:50 Guest Yeah, yes.

7:50 Adam What if like you just woke up and you were just sitting here like you went into a coma when you were like 16 and you just woke up and you're sitting here talking about Tony Hawk, Pro Skater 3 and broadband and all this other nonsense. You'd think you were just high, right?

8:03 Guest Yeah. I would never ever.

8:05 Drew You'd think you were in some sort of weird science fiction movie.

8:07 Adam You think you're like abducted by aliens or something?

8:09 Guest Yeah. Everything is just a strange surprise these days.

8:15 Adam And who knew that the whole skateboarding world and sort of electronic world would marry, make such a nice marriage?

8:23 Drew Computers. Not just like a computer. Yeah.

8:25 Adam Right, right. It's a strange marriage. And it's been huge. I mean, it's very recent, too.

8:35 Guest But yeah, but it's a lot of fun for me, too. I mean, you know, you're talking about the whole sell-out factor. It's like I've always been into video games.

8:40 Adam Right.

8:41 Guest And to marry the two, to me, it was like I couldn't wait. I couldn't wait to work on a video game. It wasn't just like someone came with a video game and said, here, put your name on this.

8:48 Adam Right.

8:49 Guest It was like I got to work out it from the get-go and really guide it and play it the whole way. And I really enjoyed it. I mean, I can already finish top to bottom like every goal.

9:02 Adam Oh, really?

9:02 Guest Yeah.

9:03 Adam So, I mean, you got to be good. I mean, is it easier for you to do your own stuff? I mean, you know what I'm saying?

9:09 Drew You're doing your own tricks.

9:11 Adam But you're using your hands.

9:13 Guest Yeah. But like I said, I've always been into video games.

9:15 Adam All right.

9:16 Caller All right.

9:18 Adam Hey, Melissa? You're 14?

9:21 Caller Yeah.

9:21 Adam What's up?

9:22 Caller I'm sleepy, sort of.

9:24 Adam All right. You want to call back?

9:25 Drew Good night.

9:26 Guest Adam can sing you a lullaby.

9:27 Guest Oh, boy.

9:28 Adam He's got it all. Yes, he does.

9:34 Guest I slide.

9:34 Guest He's got it all.

9:39 Adam That's my nightclub. I do like a swing and sort of Tony Bennett.

9:44 Drew Oh, yeah.

9:45 Guest He's got it all.

9:46 Adam Yes, he does.

9:50 Caller Oh, much better.

9:53 Adam This is Drew's theme song.

9:55 Drew Not my theme song. It's what I hear while you're talking.

9:58 Adam That's right.

9:59 Caller All right. All right.

10:05 Adam All right. All right, please. All right, Melissa.

10:07 Caller I'm talking on the piano.

10:10 Adam What's your question?

10:13 Caller I just wanted to say, first of all, when I'm listening to the radio at night, I'm half asleep, but then, you know, I'm always, I'm always like, you know, like half asleep, and then I can hear you guys like talk about something funny and I like laugh in my sleep.

10:25 Adam Well, thank you. Put you to sleep, but you laugh.

10:30 Caller Yeah, sort of.

10:31 Caller Anyway, Tony Hick, I love you.

10:34 Guest Thank you.

10:36 Adam Anything else?

10:37 Guest Mom.

10:39 Adam Mom?

10:39 Guest Mom.

10:40 Adam Where's your mom?

10:41 Caller My mom's on the phone.

10:43 Adam Oh, what's her name?

10:44 Caller Mom.

10:46 Adam Tell her to speak up. She's on the phone.

10:48 Drew What's her name, Melissa?

10:49 Caller Mom.

10:50 Drew She just hung up.

10:51 Caller Mom.

10:51 Adam Hey, Melissa?

10:52 Caller Yeah.

10:53 Adam What's her name?

10:55 Guest My, Bobby.

10:56 Drew Bobby.

10:57 Adam Your mom's name is Bobby?

10:58 Caller I think so.

10:59 Guest Hold on.

10:59 Drew You think her name is Bobby?

11:01 Adam Well, it's probably Barbara. Okay, Melissa, we're going to put you on hold, all right?

11:06 Caller Okay.

11:07 Adam We'll send you on a windbreaker.

11:08 Caller Are you on the radio? Yeah.

11:11 Drew You're on the radio?

11:12 Guest Are you listening to yourself? I can't.

11:14 Caller They won't let me.

11:15 Drew We'll let you what, Melissa?

11:17 Guest Listen to the radio.

11:18 Drew Oh, no, no. Bobby can get on the phone with you. Melissa? Hello?

11:22 Adam Hey, Bobby? You're doing a hell of a job raising that Melissa. She can play the theme to Taboo 2 on the piano.

11:30 Drew No, no, she can play Strauss.

11:32 Adam Oh, she can play Strauss?

11:33 Drew Yeah.

11:33 Adam Oh, that's nothing. Can she really play, what's that, Walls or something? All right. Boy, Drew, really showing your age. She can play a classical piano?

11:46 Caller Yeah.

11:47 Caller I can play Beethoven, too.

11:48 Adam Okay. Is there a piano in the house?

11:50 Caller Yeah.

11:51 Adam Yeah, why don't you fire that up? We'll put you on hold. Go take the phone over to the piano. I'd like to hear some Beethoven. Yeah, bring it over there.

11:59 Drew She's there. Play the Beethoven, though, all right?

12:02 Adam All right, now listen, I'm going to put him on hold for one second.

12:06 Drew Why?

12:07 Adam Well, it's going to take him a second to set up, get the sheet music, light the candelabra.

12:11 Drew She doesn't live in Liberace's palace.

12:13 Adam Oh, really?

12:14 Drew Yeah.

12:14 Adam Okay.

12:16 Drew Melissa?

12:16 Caller Okay. You got it?

12:19 Adam See?

12:22 Caller Flurlies.

12:29 Drew Little Debussy with the right hand only.

12:31 Caller That's all I know.

12:32 Adam Yeah. Let me tell you something. The Asian kids are laughing their ass off right now. There's like two-year-old Asian kids who play better than that. Okay. I hope you're good-looking.

12:42 Drew No, that's fine, Melissa. Did you ask your question for Tony?

12:46 Adam She just wanted to say hi.

12:47 Drew No, no. She had a question. What was the question?

12:49 Caller Okay. I want to know how like, you know, my brother can get sponsored and all because he like is like so in love with you.

12:56 Drew How old is he?

12:57 Caller He's nine.

13:00 Adam All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm not even going to answer that question. How he can get sponsored because he's in love with Tony and he's nine. There's no answer to that.

13:08 Drew Well, it's a nice...

13:09 Guest Well, if you're looking for an avenue for sponsorship, basically...

13:13 Drew How young do they go?

13:15 Guest Oh, they go... You mean sponsors or...?

13:18 Drew How young a person could get a sponsor?

13:21 Guest There's kids that age.

13:23 Drew Nine.

13:23 Guest That have sponsors, yeah.

13:24 Drew See?

13:25 Adam Oh, shut up. There's nothing. Well, wait, just keep skating.

13:27 Drew Take another bike at an avenue.

13:29 Guest Well, no, the answers keep skating. If he's into competing, have him go to local contests. And if he does well, he's going to get notice. Otherwise, send a video to sponsors that interest him. See?

13:42 Adam Yeah, there's no nine-year-olds who are sponsors. Tony's just saying that to us.

13:46 Guest They're midgets.

13:46 Adam They're all in their 40s. They're 40-year-old midgets.

13:50 Guest That's good. I still have some few years left.

13:52 Adam Brandi?

13:53 Caller Yeah.

13:54 Adam You're 15?

13:55 Caller Yeah.

13:55 Adam What's up?

13:57 Caller My brother is 14.

13:59 Caller He just turned 14.

14:00 Caller And he's like really into skating right now.

14:02 Adam He's looking to pick up.

14:03 Guest Wait a minute.

14:04 Adam Hold on a second. How many women have called in on behalf of their brothers?

14:10 Drew Three. That's nice.

14:11 Adam Who are good skateboarders. That's weird, isn't it?

14:14 Caller Yeah.

14:15 Drew By our standards.

14:16 Caller All right.

14:16 Adam Hold on a second, Brandy. I'm going to take another call.

14:19 Drew Five.

14:19 Adam And we'll get back to Brandy. Isn't that weird? Is that just me?

14:23 Drew It's just you.

14:24 Adam You don't think that's strange that we're taking call after call about women who want to get their brothers into skateboarding?

14:30 Yeah. Okay.

14:31 Adam See, Drew, here's what you're thinking. He's a thousand percent right, but I don't want to agree with him. So what do I do?

14:38 Caller Yeah.

14:40 Mike?

14:41 Adam Yeah. Hey. You're 21?

14:43 Caller Yes, I am.

14:44 Adam What's up?

14:44 Caller Want to say hi to you guys and Adam to reaffirm your jigging. I do a jig daily. Oh, you do?

14:50 Adam You dance a jig?

14:51 Caller I dance a jig.

14:52 Drew An Irish jig?

14:53 Adam On people's graves or just at home?

14:55 Caller Just at home for pennies. For the passer-by to throw pennies at me.

14:59 Guest Great.

15:01 Caller But my question, my girlfriend and I just recently broke up after a year and two months relationship. I'm deeply in love with her and she fell in love with me.

15:10 Drew Is this your first girlfriend?

15:11 Caller No.

15:12 Drew No.

15:12 Caller No, by all means no.

15:14 Drew By all means no.

15:16 Caller We broke up on good terms. It was kind of a mutual, we thought we'd hit a brick wall in our relationship.

15:23 Drew What was the brick wall? She wanted to get married, you didn't.

15:27 Caller No, I wanted to get married and she wanted to get married and our relationship started taking a down.

15:32 Adam No, I know. I know how it can be. You're both so in love that you're too in love and you both want to get married too badly and things happen.

15:40 Caller And she's completely...

15:42 Adam Hold on. Don't you love how delusional 21 year old guys are? We're both very much in love.

15:47 Drew So in love we can't wait to get married but then we couldn't.

15:50 Adam We hit a wall. It was both, it was a mutual decision though. We both decided to dump me. It's like, Mike, how high are you? She dumped you.

16:00 Caller Actually, I'm not high at all. I'm completely sober. I've never done anything.

16:04 Adam But you still are into her, right?

16:07 Caller I'm still into her and I'm not delusional in the fact that our relationship hit a brick wall about three months ago that we started fighting.

16:16 Drew Yeah, but she's out, Mike. That's the reality. She's done.

16:20 Caller Then why is she still telling me that she still cares about me?

16:23 Drew Because you're calling her up crying.

16:25 Caller Yeah.

16:26 Caller I'm sorry, I missed that.

16:27 Adam She has to say that because she feels bad when you say, don't you still love me?

16:31 Drew I love you so much. We were going to get married. How can we, how can this happen? How can we be so in love and you just leave like that? Yes, when you do that to people, they're going to say, you know, I love you, but I'm not in love with you anymore.

16:43 Caller How come she can't, why can't girls be honest about stuff like that?

16:46 Adam Because you don't let them be honest. You understand? I mean, it's like, why can't wives who have abusive husbands be honest with them? Because they're scared of the consequences. They don't want to deal with the consequences.

17:00 Drew They don't want to hurt you.

17:00 Adam Not that you're going to hurt her, but what I mean is...

17:03 Drew She's going to hurt him, but she doesn't want to do that.

17:05 Adam Yeah, nobody wants to crap on anybody.

17:07 Drew She cares about you, but it's tough to be completely honest with somebody when you're breaking up.

17:12 Adam Well, wouldn't you guys be together if she felt that way?

17:15 Caller See, the thing was, we promised each other that we were taking a break from each other, and there was sort of a promise to get back together, but she continues to push me away. I have to deal with her on a constant basis.

17:25 Drew Yeah, but the point is, you know, Mike, you are delusional about this.

17:28 Adam Well, first off, you should have got that in writing. I learned that in my mid-twenties. I wish someone would have told me in high school.

17:34 Drew The promise was, let me out of here, let me out of this, and the only way you were going to let her out was with a promise that we would get back together.

17:41 Guest That was the easy out.

17:42 Caller Hold on, hold on. She was the one who promised me we'd get back together. That was not me doing this the day we broke up. I was perfectly fine with it and I was perfectly fine with it for the first week.

17:50 Drew Well, if you're fine with the breakup, then let it go.

17:52 Caller The thing is...

17:53 Drew Well, let it go. You're perfectly fine with it, then let it go. You're not perfectly fine with it, Mike.

17:57 Adam I hate to agree with Drew, but he does have a point there.

17:59 Caller Yeah. I realized my mistakes and I realized I took her for granted.

18:02 Drew Mike, let it go if you have no problem with it. And if you have a problem with it, be honest about it and be clear about it and get a clear read from her. Don't keep loading yourself with more BS.

18:14 Caller Okay.

18:15 Adam But look, Mike, here's the problem and I've been there myself a thousand times. You're getting caught up in the verbiage and in the dialogue. It has nothing to do with any of that.

18:24 Drew She's not with you.

18:25 Adam There's a certain bottom line. It doesn't matter about what you said in the past and what the agreement was or any of that.

18:30 Drew None of that matters.

18:31 Adam You want to get back together and she does not.

18:34 Drew She's not with you.

18:35 Adam Now, if you keep coming at her, she'll go, oh yes, we're still in love. Oh yes, I see us getting back together. Watch, Drew, hit me with a few, hit me with a few, you want me to hit you?

18:45 Drew You want to be the chick?

18:47 Adam I'll be insecure, Mike?

18:48 Drew You be Mike, I'll be the chick.

18:48 Adam I'll be Mike who's every man who's been dumped at 21.

18:51 Drew All of us, everybody? Even Tony?

18:53 Guest What's that?

18:54 Drew You been Mike in your life?

18:55 Adam You ever been dumped?

18:56 Guest Yeah.

18:57 Drew Really? Were you Mike?

18:58 Guest Was I Mike? No.

19:00 Drew All right, we were Mike. Let's go, you and I, Adam. Don't get mad at Tony just because he wasn't Mike.

19:06 Adam Of course he was Mike. He was too busy being swung around by his back back to be Mike. All Central Valley, first team on the football team. And I was Mike. You got swung around by my back back. You can be Mike too. So it's like...

19:19 Drew You're Mike.

19:21 Adam I can't believe you don't love me anymore. I mean, don't you still love me?

19:25 Drew We've been through this so many times. You know how much I love you.

19:30 Adam I feel close to you. What about those things you said? Were you lying when you said you loved me?

19:35 Drew I still love you. I still do.

19:39 Adam You were lying then because...

19:40 Drew No, I still love you, Mike. I'm just not...

19:43 Adam You're not in love?

19:44 Drew I'm not... I just need some time to myself. I just, you know, it's a bit...

19:48 Adam But you have feelings for me? I mean, would you care?

19:51 Drew I've never loved anybody like I love you and I...

19:53 Adam Oh, Drew's goddamn pager is going... It's his acting coach telling him he's sorry.

19:57 Guest You guys need the voice inside her head to be playing as well.

20:01 Adam That... Drew plays all female voices.

20:04 Guest It's really fun watching you guys banter like that, though, back and forth and pretend like you're not really on the radio or anything.

20:10 Drew I'll be fine.

20:11 Adam Look, can I get a hand job or what? All right, look, here's the deal. This strikes a chord for me and Drew, not Tony, who's never been dumped in his entire life.

20:20 Guest Oh, no, no. I didn't say I hadn't been dumped. I just wasn't begging for a free...

20:22 Adam He's never been pathetic. He's never delusional. Never been pathetic. The bottom line is... Here's the bottom line in life. In everything. In jobs, in relationships, in friendships, in sexual relationships, in everything. Are you in or are you out? Do you got a job to go to Monday morning or don't you? You know, if the guy says you're the world's greatest employee, he wishes he had a thousand more like you, but he's got to let you go, that's the bottom line. And he's saying that because he doesn't want you to feel bad and he doesn't want to feel bad and that's what these women do. So listen, listen to the actions, Mike, not the words. You want to ask her one more time? Fine, but I think we know what the answer is. Tony's got to go home now.

21:07 Guest Yeah, home, that's a relative term. I got to go to a hotel.

21:10 Adam Oh really? Oh yeah, cuz you're in San Diego, right? Yeah. Can you sleep okay in a hotel?

21:16 Guest Yeah, I've met enough of them through the year.

21:18 Adam Are you too long for the bed?

21:20 Guest No.

21:21 Adam No.

21:21 Guest Well, I'm not sleeping in Motel 6's anymore, so.

21:24 Adam Oh, he's gonna never been dumped, staying in the room for four seasons. Sorry, Your Highness.

21:29 Guest I just said anymore. Come on, I was there. We had five skaters to a hotel room on tours in the last few years, so.

21:35 Adam And would you, now, do you got to stick your feet out? Do you got to kick out the comfort at the end? You got to hang your feet out, right?

21:41 Guest Yes, I hate the way those things are tucked in.

21:42 Adam You feel like a PETA otherwise, like a waffle ball in there. Yeah, why do they tuck that in? And it's like, I love that.

21:49 Guest So tight sometimes.

21:50 Adam Do you?

21:50 Guest Yeah.

21:51 Adam That means you're gay.

21:52 Drew No, it just holds you in position when you're sleeping, tossing around.

21:54 Adam I like that. I got to stick my feet out at the end. And it's hard to get it out there because your body weight's on it.

22:00 Caller It's got that big comfort.

22:01 Guest Sometimes it takes a lot of effort to Yeah, you got to get up. Kick out the free end.

22:05 Adam Yeah, I'm with Tony. Tony, I'm sleeping over in your place. Not you, Drew, with your feet in. All right, we'll be back. Have some coffee.

22:15 Drew Hello? Is this Love Line?

22:22 Adam Hey there.

22:24 Drew You know, Adam, little did I know that my kids would discover Tony Hawk around the holidays. I made him easily $1,000 richer.

22:31 Caller What?

22:31 Adam You went out and bought all that video crap I had?

22:33 Caller No, he's got so...

22:35 Drew You don't even know how much crap there is.

22:36 Adam What'd you get?

22:37 Drew Oh, a Tony Hawk mannequin that rides on a skateboard that's remote controlled. Let's see, a Tony Hawk... Oh, my God.

22:44 Adam Tennis shoes, skateboards, riding apparel.

22:47 Drew Oh, it's just painful. I wish I'd known to have tackled the guy and tied him up and taken him home.

22:52 Adam And then raped him?

22:53 Drew Well, I would lift that for you. Instead of him raping me, which is what happened actually during the holidays.

22:59 Adam Leave Tony alone.

23:00 Drew The great guy. If he weren't such a great guy, it's who?

23:02 Adam Okay. Stop kissing Tony.

23:03 Guest He's a great guy, right?

23:05 Adam Let's focus on our next act.

23:07 Drew Which is?

23:08 Adam POD. Love, Sonny, and Marcos are all here from POD. Satellite is the name of the CD. It is in stores, hopefully, if it's not sold out. It is in stores as we speak. Gumby is on line six. Hey, Gumby. Gumby's clay phone is not working very well. Let's talk to Kim, who is 28. Kim?

23:38 Caller Hey, what's up?

23:39 Adam What's up?

23:40 Caller Hi, yeah. Okay, I guess, okay, I am Christian, but I'm not very proud of it because, I don't know. I'm really embarrassed to be calling right now, by the way. Okay, don't make fun of me. Anyhow, I am just like ready to convert to like John Lennon at this point. I am like, I am, you know, like Christian, pro-life, everything. But I'm at the point where I have an appointment with a nun next week because I'm just questioning religion right now. I mean, I just think it's pretty sick that it's all come down to killing people to make changes.

24:19 Adam Well, what are you talking about as far as Christianity goes?

24:23 Caller There has been racism going on forever and nobody has recognized it. I mean, I've grown up in this honky-tonk small town of Snoqualmie Valley, Fall City, and-

24:34 Adam That's in Washington?

24:36 Caller Yes, Washington State.

24:37 Adam And?

24:38 Caller Yes. I don't know. I mean, it's just like, okay, I work at this shelter this weekend and the teens, okay? And I'm not even really stable right now with this whole situation that's going on. And I'm stuck with these teens trying to like be professional and strong. Okay. But I'm a nervous wreck. And-

24:58 Adam Well, why are you nervous wreck?

25:00 Caller Why am I nervous wreck? What do you think?

25:03 Adam Well, no, I-

25:03 Caller Take a look around.

25:05 Adam I know, because of the events.

25:07 Caller Yeah, exactly. There you go. Okay.

25:09 Adam Well, listen, don't be a smartass and a nervous wreck.

25:12 Caller Oh, yeah. You're never a smartass, are you?

25:14 Adam Be one of the- Well, look, honey, why are you so angry?

25:16 Caller Why am I so anxious? Because this is bulls**t sick.

25:19 Adam Oh. Well, Tish got quite a tongue on her for a Christian. All right. We'll put her on hold for a second because she used the S word, which I'm not sure if that's in the Bible. I haven't looked at it in a while.

25:31 Guest I haven't read it in the scriptures.

25:32 Adam Well, New Testament, sure. But the Old Testament, I don't think I had that. Kim is like kind of agitated and angry. And I realize it's not a great time for any American or anybody who calls themselves a friend of this country. But I've been pretty satisfied overall with the way this country is rallied and sort of picked itself up by its bootstraps and all. I mean, to me, there's been a lot of things that have been pretty promising that have come from this tragedy.

26:04 Drew I don't understand why it's okay for her to be hateful towards you.

26:08 Guest I think she was just kind of scattered because of the events, but it sounds like she's talking about the letdown of most people, most people that call themselves Christians. She's confused maybe by their actions or maybe what they say and what they've done. It sounds like she's let down one by people rather than God.

26:25 Adam Is it maybe by, was it Duff Farwell who had the comments on the 700 Club?

26:32 Drew Let's hear her.

26:33 Adam Kim, are you there?

26:34 Caller Yeah, I'm here.

26:35 Adam All right.

26:36 Caller I'm sorry. No, I think you guys are doing a great thing. I mean, just because I don't agree with everything you say, you know, doesn't.

26:44 Guest Are you entitled to that?

26:45 Caller Everything is so...

26:47 Guest Jacked up.

26:47 Caller You know, you try to do your best and everybody's always judging you, you know, for everything and it gets old. I mean, I guess, like I told you, Spiener, I work at a shelter and this weekend I wanted to take them. I was scared to go to Seattle, you know, just because I've heard rumors, but anyway, so I took them out to, you know, the country and this black girl, you know, she was like scared to come out here because we're all crackers and we're all honky tonkers, you know. There's, you know, there's still our rednecks out there that exist. I know I grew up out here and so, I mean, and it's just sad that she has to be scared to come out here to a farm, you know. She enjoyed herself, she fed the animals, she picked some flowers and she actually had fun and I just think everybody's in denial and...

27:40 Adam Well, wait a minute, Kim, she did come out to the farm and she had a good time and so you've converted her in a sense.

27:47 Caller Yeah.

27:48 Adam Well, wouldn't you say that you've changed her a bit in some of the thoughts that you had?

27:53 Caller No, I think it's just sad. I mean, it's still out there. I mean, and I am pro-life, but that doesn't mean I hate people who have abortions and it doesn't mean I want people to die. You know, it's just...

28:06 Guest You're categorizing it, I mean...

28:08 Adam Kim, are you sure working with kids is the greatest field for you?

28:15 Caller You know what? I don't need you to ask me that.

28:18 Adam Well, I just mean you seem pretty scattered.

28:20 Caller I am scattered right now.

28:22 Adam Alright, well calm down.

28:24 Caller Actually, I am scattered and now I'll admit that and that's because...

28:29 Drew You're lesbian.

28:30 Adam Drew, please, you're making things worse. I know, he didn't mean that.

28:34 Caller I'm totally into guys.

28:36 Adam Oh, just threw the F word in there.

28:40 Drew To Drew.

28:41 Guest To Drew, oh my God. I think if you're somebody who has faith and who loves God, I think you're more grounded than anything.

28:50 Guest I don't think you're scattered, you know, as far as I, I just think people, they get confused about, you know, comparing, like, religion is one thing and having a personal relationship is a whole other thing. Religion is something you do because, dang, I have to do my chant today or I got to do my ritual. Right. You know what, man? There ain't nothing that just, it's personal, man. Like, I talk to God like I talk to you. I ain't trying to be all, like, We ain't holy one cano. Yeah, I ain't, like, holier than thou. I'm just a normal average person that's just trying to make it every day.

29:22 Guest It sounds like she's a good person and she's just like anybody else. She's trying to help out some teenagers and stuff. You're doing a good thing. You know, it's OK to be scattered once in a while. You know, just don't let it get the best of you.

29:34 Adam She used the S word and the F word.

29:37 Drew He's the one who infuses Christian in a hateful way.

29:41 Adam All right. Well, let me say this. And I think I was feeling this from Kim, which is there's a lot of people out there who are feeling like they're under a lot of pressure and that maybe things in their life aren't going according to plan. And then when a tragedy like this happens, it opens the floodgates and there's a lot of feelings. Some are attached to the tragedy, but some are just feelings that have been locked up for a while and are now spilling out. And I felt some of those spilling out from Kim. Did you get that vibe, Drew?

30:13 Guest Absolutely. Well, you know, I think as Americans and as people, I totally, you know, I'm not trying to get all like this and stuff, but at the same time, I'm scared, you know? When this stuff went down, you know, I was like, my wife's telling me, don't hop on a plane, you know, it's a bad time, we're about to go to war. But at the same time, I know what we do and we've always done it for the past 10 years, is try to uplift people with music. And if I decide to say, you know what, I'm not going to do this anymore because I'm scared, then they got the best of me, those guys that did that. And the thing is, as Americans, I think we can't let our life be ruled by fear. You know what I'm saying?

30:51 Drew A lot of talk recently about the Battle of Britain, where Britain was under constant bombing siege for a long period of time, and Churchill stood up and said, get about your business. And so they would protect themselves during the bombing, then they would come out from the bomb shelters and they would go back to work and go back to school and they were able to prevail because of that.

31:11 Adam Right.

31:11 Guest Yeah.

31:12 Adam Yeah, I mean England was bombed for years by the Germans constantly and it didn't demoralize them. And the fact that they weren't demoralized, I think demoralized Germany.

31:24 Drew Right.

31:24 Guest Right.

31:25 Adam Alright. Hey, Gumby, you're back?

31:27 Caller Yeah, I'm here.

31:28 Adam Alright, you're 16. What's up?

31:30 Caller Well, I just want to ask, I think mainly Sonny, about the two songs that I've heard off there. There's one off the Brown LP, which is full color, and how he talks about getting up and getting shot in, how should I say it? About getting up and how he shot the two people, the lady and the baby, and how that relates to...

31:51 Guest No, that's not.

31:52 Guest No, that's a different song.

31:53 Guest That's Live or Die, I think, on Brown EP.

31:55 Caller Oh yeah, yeah, sorry. And how it's like Youth of the Nation on the new LP, on the new album.

32:01 Guest Oh, Youth of the Nation?

32:03 Guest What's your question?

32:04 Guest I think you got confused. He didn't say he shot.

32:06 Guest Yeah, he didn't.

32:07 Caller What should I say?

32:09 Guest Which one? Live or Die, Full Color, Youth of the Nation?

32:11 Guest What? I guess what he just said is the violence.

32:13 Caller Live or Die and Youth of the Nation, because it kind of sounds the same.

32:15 Guest Storytelling, you know?

32:17 Guest Yeah, I think that's the most similarity, is just it's more storytelling. You know what I'm saying? Brown's an older album, and I think that had to do more with gang violence, you know, the story of gang violence, whereas Youth of the Nation on the new album, I think it just talks about more of where our kids are at today, you know, and being inspired by the Santee shooting, you know, being that we were a mile away and always kind of wanting a dress in this issue, it just kind of came up in a song, you know, we had a school shooting, by the way, about it was about a year ago in San Diego, or is it six, eight months ago, just a few months ago? Yeah, we were in.

32:57 Adam We went out there, Drew, right? We went out to San Diego just a week or so.

33:03 Guest We were writing this record like a couple of blocks away.

33:06 Adam Wow.

33:07 Guest When this happened.

33:07 Adam So she says those the school shooting seems so quaint now compared to what's going on. It's like, oh, if we could just get back to the good old days with some school shootings. What a great world. And I mean, it's so it's well keeps topping itself. I mean, it's it's it's like it's I know it sounds horrid and morbid, but it was like the school shooters were almost an innocent time. Like it's it sounds ridiculous, but it's true. Yeah. All right. Gummy. I hope that I hope that answered it for you.

33:39 Guest I hope you have the gumby hairdo.

33:41 Adam Let's talk to Angela, who's 27. Angela.

33:45 Caller Hi there.

33:46 Adam What's up?

33:46 Caller Hey. First of all, I want to commend you guys for doing such a wonderful job. I've listened to your show on and off for the last few months, and I really enjoy it. It's uplifting and you're getting out there and really making a big difference. So I think it's been awesome. Hey, from a, not a recent immigrant, I've been here for about five years, but coming into the country and seeing what's going on at the moment, I've got a couple of issues that I wanted to bring up that hasn't really been brought up so far tonight. And we're talking about intolerance and it's really kind of, I've noticed quite a bit in the community I live in, which is very diverse. I'm in San Jose in California. I've noticed that, you know, there's been so many different reactions, even going to the airport on how people are reacting as far as security, but more so towards each other. And it's like really brought out the best and the worst of human nature. I kind of, I had a question to you guys whether, you know, a couple of times tonight it's been brought up, the issue of going to war and religion, of course, with POD, who are a wonderful band. I love listening to you guys too. But whether or not, for a start, war is the right way to go, of course. You know, that would be the big issue, and we don't know until we actually get there whether or not, you know, going out there and retaliating and two wrongs don't make a right. That was one thing that really concerns me, and I'm sure it does everyone else. But also the way that we are responding to our peers and to our neighbors and fellow citizens and all across the world, whether or not we're actually learning what we should be out of this.

35:17 Caller Which is what?

35:19 Caller Well, I kind of feel like sometimes, I notice myself, as you've said tonight several times too, that, you know, you kind of have to stop and think about how you're reacting to people or not trying to be racist or prejudiced against a specific ethnic group. And it's hard not to, the way it's been portrayed in the media. It's like a big propaganda.

35:41 Drew But you said we should stop and get a message in terms of our relationship with the world based on this experience. What would that be?

35:48 Caller Get a message.

35:50 Drew Isn't that what you said?

35:51 Caller Say that again, sorry?

35:53 Drew I thought you said, didn't I hear her say that we should be getting a message?

35:56 Adam I think so, but you may have gotten lost in India. You don't mind being called a Kiwi, do you by the way?

36:05 Caller I'm trying to get 100 things at once and they're all getting jumbled.

36:08 Adam What is a good derogatory term for a New Zealander?

36:14 Caller Is there ever a good derogatory term?

36:15 Adam Well, I just mean in case one cuts me off, I want to be able to yell something good. Kiwi sounds so quaint.

36:21 Caller Give me some foresight here into where this conversation is going.

36:25 Adam Okay. Well, listen.

36:27 Drew What else is funny is that just because she has a little bit of the Queen's English, immediately we sit and listen. Like the teacher is talking.

36:33 Guest Well, it's silent. It's dead silent.

36:34 Adam I know. It's so sad that we had to import someone in order to get a concise question on this show. But Angela has asked some good questions, but I'm still not clear what her overall one is. I'm not sure if she is either.

36:52 Guest I'm going to war.

36:53 Caller I've got several things that I wanted to talk about, but they're not really questions. It's like putting things out there. The war thing, I don't personally agree that war is an answer to this and I don't think that the majority of the population do as well, but I feel like we're getting pushed into that. I feel like we're getting fed it through the propaganda of the media.

37:18 Adam Well, you see, hold on, let me cut you off, because I disagree with that. I think, I don't think the media is going to, I think we, I think it's too convenient and too easy to blame the media for everything. I mean, this country, whether it's music, blue jeans or late night TV, we watch what we want to watch and then the media jumps on. It's not the media telling us what to watch, what to listen to and what clothes to buy. I think we as consumers or we as Americans start the trend and the media climbs on board. Maybe they perpetuate it after we get it started, but I don't think they could create something that we didn't want to do. If the media decided, hey, there's this band we really want to push, but the music really sucked, I don't think it would, they might sell a few more records, but it would never catch on.

38:10 Drew In fact, the poll suggests that the American population is sort of too anxious to get involved in sort of a military outfit.

38:16 Adam That's what I wanted to tell Angela, that if you stopped most Americans in the street, most are eager, maybe too eager for a little payback. I don't think it's the media voicing that on us.

38:29 Guest Listen, I'm not always for war and stuff, but at the same time, I mean, if we don't do something about it, don't you think people are gonna just take that event, take that-

38:39 Drew All I know is that when we have patients that escalate and become aggressive, okay, which is basically what we're dealing with here. We're dealing with people that are aggressive and are out of control. Yeah. The only, and I mean the-

38:50 Adam You're talking about your psychiatric patients or-

38:53 Drew Yeah, in psychiatric hospitals and things, but you're dealing with people in clinical settings. The only thing they respond to is overwhelming force. You don't have to be violent with them, but you have to make a show of overwhelming force, and then they de-escalate.

39:06 Guest Yeah.

39:07 Adam And-

39:08 Guest I think we definitely have to do something about it, because I mean, if we don't, I think terrorists are gonna say, oh, they didn't do nothing about it.

39:13 Guest I think, yeah, this might be something of the tolerance that US has had to, you know, this place. It's like we just sit there and we take it, we take it, and all of a sudden it goes to this.

39:23 Adam Right.

39:23 Guest And it's like, dude, we have to do something.

39:25 Adam I was saying last week that we're like a big, strong, good-looking jock with low self-esteem, this country, that we could kick the ass of anyone else in our school, but we feel so bad about ourselves most of the time that we're scared, and so we let guys kick us in the nuts and run, and we just stand there and argue over whether we should do anything or not. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. POD is here. We'll be back. Take more of your questions and comments after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. Yeah, boy. Well, we just learned from Love that turning the other cheek is not always the best thing to do.

40:04 Guest No, you get one cheek turning and the next one, you only got two cheeks to scrap.

40:07 Adam That's true. And Sonny and Marcos are all here from POD. Satellites, name of the CD, Clarissa.

40:17 Caller Yeah.

40:18 Adam You're 20. What's up?

40:19 Caller Yeah, I just want to say, first of all, you're at Adam.

40:24 Adam Thanks. Are you drunk? Yeah.

40:28 Guest Yeah.

40:29 Adam All right. Yeah, is she hung up? I just want to know if she was drunk.

40:34 Guest She was offended.

40:35 Guest She was offended.

40:36 Adam Oh, OK. I know. I appreciate it. She sounded a little tipsy.

40:40 Guest She cussed.

40:42 Adam I don't know. Oh, she cussed. I didn't hear cuss.

40:43 Guest I think she said fricking. And we got to go to a song anyway.

40:46 Adam OK. Listen, here's the deal. Engineer Anderson is dying to hear P.O.D.'s song. So he just hung up on her, basically. That's how it works. No, you're not going anywhere. He just wants to hear another one off satellite. All right. This one is called Youth of the Nation. All right, just talking football with the POD. All right, we got to take ourselves a break. Drew, imagine me talking about high school football, huh?

45:21 Drew Oh, my God. Are they awake?

45:23 Caller Oh, please, Drew.

45:24 Guest We're actually down. We're going to start a team.

45:26 Adam That's right.

45:27 Guest Team.

45:27 We're going to be a coach, Drew.

45:29 Guest What's up?

45:29 Guest I'm going to start making up the claps now.

45:31 Adam Drew played a seven and a half man football over at the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for albino hemophiliac, so watch out. He's got some game. Here we come, a truck in. All right, please bet you wonder where we've been. So humiliating. We're a little cheering, just a little bit for the Powder Puff game. We're funky on our feet. Once you hear the girls would play a game and they needed the football players to cheer, the Powder Puff. Right, you guys know. All right, we'll take a break. We'll be back with POD after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. Is that my theme song?

46:10 Drew Oh, yeah, it is.

46:10 Guest Yeah.

46:12 Drew I thought I recognized it faintly. Yeah. Wait a minute. No, wait, I'm looking at you. Yeah.

46:16 Adam No, that's my theme song.

46:18 Caller Oh, no, wait. No, wait.

46:20 Drew I think I hear something else.

46:22 Adam Oh, no.

46:23 Caller No.

46:26 Adam Yes. Really? Is this really what you people hear when I come into the room? Yeah.

46:33 Drew You look like one of those sort of waddling, WC Field Weeble dolls.

46:40 Adam All right. Hey, everybody. It's the Best of Loveline. I'm Adam. That's my A-hole partner, Dr. Drew. We have for you in this second hour of the Best of Loveline, Nickelback. Ryan and Chad are both here from Nickelback. Silver Side Up is the name of the CD. It is out in stores as we speak. All right. Let's talk to Heather, who's 18, who has a little boob problem, little asymmetry. Heather?

47:10 Yes.

47:11 Adam So one boob is an A-cup.

47:13 And the other is not quite an A-cup. It's less than that. Ever since junior high, I will pass near high. I have not grown breast size. And I noticed that my left breast is only an A, and the right side is not. So I was just wondering, you know, is there anything I can do?

47:41 Drew Not really. It might change over the next two or three years. Up to 21 things can change.

47:45 But it's always been this way.

47:46 Adam Yeah. It's probably not going to change too much.

47:49 Drew Not too much.

47:50 Adam That's all right.

47:51 Drew And asymmetry is normal. That's a very common thing. So that's just one side a little different than the other.

47:55 Okay.

47:56 Adam You're fine. You got a boyfriend?

47:58 I do.

47:59 Adam And he's happy with you?

48:00 He's very happy. I'm not unhappy. I was just wondering if this is completely normal or?

48:06 Drew Yes, it's normal.

48:08 Okay. All right. Thank you.

48:10 Adam Good times. All right. Guys, I'm always surprised and disgusted to learn this, but guys aren't quite as into boobs as chicks think they are.

48:20 Drew No, as you are.

48:21 Adam As I am. Well, what I'm saying is most of my buddies like someone with a nice figure, but they don't need the huge cans. Right. I'd say most guys are that way. If you look at most models and actresses who guys lust after, most of them are medium or modest. They're not that chesty. Up top. Right. I don't know why women, you don't think that's funny about women, they're always looking for excuses to freak themselves out. Not our last caller. But what I mean is is they, first off, they complain about this anorexic Kate Moss waif model thing, and we can't live up to this, and how are we supposed to live up to this idealized feminine look that you guys have created somewhere in Paris by some fags, you know? We can't live up to this. You're torturing us. And then they throw away the flat chested waif model and go, how are we supposed to have these huge breasts? These are fake. They're not real. And the woman is shaped like this. Which one is it? You know what I mean? Which one is men do we lust after and tell you to lust after? They're playing both sides of the fence here.

49:29 Drew That's not fair.

49:29 Adam I think they're looking for excuses to beat themselves up, is what I'm saying.

49:32 Drew And what does it mean that you have to have men lusting after you? You know what I mean? It's one thing just to be attractive. It's not the need men to need you.

49:38 Guest It depends on if you're a Scorpio or not.

49:40 Adam Oh, really? Did you have a girlfriend who was a Scorpio? Yes.

49:44 Guest Yes.

49:46 Adam Uh-oh.

49:47 Drew It could be true.

49:47 Guest No.

49:48 Adam Yeah, that is true. Like, they should just stop it and say, yeah, why do you need to be, as a human being, do you need to be lusted after?

49:55 Drew I mean, guys do that, too. Like, oh, those guys that can walk in a bar and the women all want, the guys kind of want to be that guy.

50:01 Adam Everybody wants to be that person.

50:04 Guest Who doesn't want to be lusted after?

50:05 Drew I understand, but it's not the healthiest impulse. That's what I'm saying. And to sort of focus on that is... Not a good thing.

50:12 Guest Oh, absolutely.

50:13 Drew If it gets out of hand, absolutely. But what Adam's talking about is that women driving themselves crazy, feeling bad about themselves and starving themselves, doing things to look like someone driven to get to be someone who's lusted after is not a healthy thing. That sounds like a bit more of an obsession.

50:28 Adam Right. And why is it, yeah, your life's work to be lusted after and shouldn't you look at that? Thank you. Like Ricky Martin and Jenelle. Kelly?

50:41 Yes.

50:41 Adam You're 23?

50:42 Caller Yes, I am.

50:43 Adam What's up?

50:44 Caller Well, I have a big history of breast cancer in my family.

50:48 My mom lost hers at 32.

50:51 Caller I'm 23, went to my doctor for my annual exam.

50:53 Drew Do you have sisters with it also or aunts?

50:55 Caller I don't have a sister, my aunts, all of my aunts on both sides of the family, my grandmothers and it's everybody.

51:01 Drew At young ages?

51:02 Excuse me?

51:03 Drew At young ages?

51:04 30s, 40s, two of them in the 60s.

51:06 Drew You know there are certain genetic groupings that are extra high risk, right?

51:10 Caller Yeah.

51:11 Drew Have you been tested for that?

51:12 Caller I haven't been tested, no, but my doctor, we've talked about it and she says I should start doing my mammograms at 25.

51:18 Drew But what about testing to see if you're in that risk group? Where are you? Azusa. You know, City of Hope has a program on this. Why don't you go out to City of Hope and talk to them about this? They have specific genetic counseling for these issues. Seriously. Okay. I mean, I can see that. You know where City of Hope is, right? Yeah.

51:35 Adam That's right. It's right near Deathburg.

51:38 Drew No, it's not.

51:39 Adam In between Saitenville and Deathburg, I think.

51:41 Drew It's like Amonti, and she's in Azusa.

51:44 Adam Okay.

51:44 Drew Okay.

51:45 Caller But I do have another question. Like I said, I went for my annual exam last week, and she found a lump, and she just told me, she said, you know, it's probably just breast tissue, but keep an eye on it.

51:54 If anything changes, come back to me.

51:56 Caller Well, I really didn't think anything about it, but I have been having pains there. Can pains be associated with cancer?

52:02 Drew Usually not. It can be, but usually not. And that, though, is a change. And with your, this is a very unique situation you're talking about, with these, one of these extreme family histories of breast cancer. Some people might even suggest you should have mastectomies at a young age.

52:16 Adam No, I wanted to ask about that sort of preemptive strike on your chest.

52:21 Drew You'll be happy to know that it can be rebuilt any size you wish, okay?

52:25 Adam I find that bizarre. I understand the logic, but do you understand this procedure, that you have a family history of this, so you cut off a healthy breast, so you won't get it later on in life?

52:36 Caller Does that guarantee that?

52:37 Drew Yes. It does guarantee it?

52:40 Adam So does, I mean, cutting off your head guarantees you don't get brain cancer, too, doesn't it?

52:44 Drew I understand that the breast and the brain are very closely related for you.

52:48 Adam To me, the breast trumps the brain.

52:51 Drew I'm holding out the carrot for you, Adam, that the breast can be rebuilt any way you wish.

52:55 Adam Hold on, a carrot isn't shaped like a breast, you idiot. It looks like a penis.

52:59 Drew I'm holding out the melon for you.

53:03 Adam Thank you.

53:04 Drew That it can be rebuilt any way you wish. You understand, this is a young person, they can rebuild it, they can plant it.

53:10 Adam But listen, with today's technology, as a 23-year-old lady who knows she has this predisposition genetically, couldn't she just be very vigilant about it and stay on it and go every six months and get her genetic testing and all this kind of stuff?

53:27 Drew I'm sure there are people who would argue that would be sufficient.

53:30 Adam What about this genetic testing you were talking about that she hasn't done yet?

53:33 Drew Well, then the discussions need to go on, what is being done for that grouping? What kinds of things they need to do for that particular risk?

53:42 Adam Well, she needs to get this genetic testing you spoke of, right? Yeah, I understand.

53:45 Drew But then they may say, well, now you need your mastectomy.

53:48 Adam Oh, okay. Good times. They can just rebuild it?

53:51 Drew Yeah, they really can. I've seen some amazing cosmetic results. Amazing.

53:55 Adam Well, what do they do? Do they hollow out the breast? I mean, it's not the skin that they got the problem with, is it?

54:01 Drew No, it's the glandular tissue.

54:03 Adam So you don't need to take the skin part off.

54:05 Drew Right, no. The nipple part usually goes, though. I'm sorry, Adam. I'm sorry.

54:10 Adam But you know I'm a nipple man. Why do you have to say that?

54:12 Drew They can rebuild real nice ones, though.

54:15 Adam Using what?

54:16 Drew It's not going to get erect. They don't work the same, though. They need like the ear pieces, the ear.

54:22 Adam They got to cut the nipple off?

54:24 Drew Usually.

54:24 Adam Why? Why do they got to get rid of the harmless, innocent nipple? Why do the nipples always suffer?

54:29 Guest What did that nipple ever do to hurt anybody?

54:31 Adam Yeah. That's just the way to see people talk about God, but now with the innocent nipples, you know.

54:38 Drew What's next?

54:39 Adam Yeah. What's next? Drew, why the nipple? Why not just the tissue that's inside of it?

54:43 Drew Because the tissue is right up to the nipple. It just does. It fans out.

54:48 Adam Right. Okay. And they can rebuild the nipple using part of the ear. They use the entire ear. And then what do they use to rebuild the ear? Why the poor ear? Why the ear? And then what do they have to do? Pull something off of something else to fix the ear at that point or is it stop at the ear?

55:05 Guest We move to the pinky.

55:06 Adam Oh, my God. We gotta work this out, Drew. I didn't know the nipple went. Nina?

55:13 Yeah.

55:13 Adam You're 28.

55:15 Caller Yeah.

55:15 Adam What's up?

55:17 Caller Um, well, I have been in a relationship, long-term relationship about six years now. And I still find myself really enjoy like flirting. And I'm not saying that, okay, it's not okay to have, you know, just casual flirting or finding someone else attractive. But it just seems that we've had some troubles in our relationship because of it, because I'd go on the net for a while. I was going on the net and flirting.

55:49 Drew And what if he flirted? Would that bother you?

55:51 Caller I'm sorry?

55:52 Drew If he had flirted, would that bother you?

55:54 Caller Yes, it would actually.

55:55 Caller And I did think about that.

55:56 Drew And what is flirting mean? What is that?

55:58 Caller Flirting like just.

56:06 Drew Does that mean like internet sex?

56:08 Caller I'm sorry?

56:10 Caller With like sex?

56:12 Adam Is the guy beating off?

56:15 Caller I wouldn't know.

56:16 Adam Okay, then that's a yes.

56:17 Drew If you don't know. That's not flirting. That's phone sex.

56:20 Adam Ladies, anytime the answer is you don't know, too, is a guy beating off, he's beating off. Drew's beating off right now.

56:27 Drew No, no, if it's no, then he's probably beating off. Is Adam beating off right now? I'm not sure.

56:31 Adam If the answer is unequivocally no, there's a 50% chance he's beating off. If the answer is I don't know, it's guaranteed he's beating off.

56:38 Caller Well, it's not just like on the net. Obviously, if I'm standing in front of someone, I can tell whether they're beating off.

56:44 Adam No, but you're having a provocative conversation with this person, right?

56:49 Caller Well, off and on. I haven't been doing that.

56:52 Adam Hold on a second. Boy, do I hate this Nina, because she's essentially, I think, having a cyber sex. Yeah. Maybe not full blown cyber sex, but I keep asking her, is she having a provocative, on and off, in and out? I haven't done it in a while. She's not answering any of my questions here. She's a little spacey, this Nina. Nina? Yes. You're having a sexually charged conversation on the Internet. Yeah. Okay. Obviously, your boyfriend's upset about this. So you have to ask yourself, do you want to be in this relationship?

57:30 Caller Yes.

57:31 Drew Why?

57:32 Caller Why?

57:32 Caller Because I love him.

57:34 Drew That's not an acceptable answer on Loveline.

57:36 Adam And you've been together for six years?

57:38 Drew Yes.

57:38 Adam And how come you're not married?

57:43 Caller We have other issues.

57:44 Drew Okay, what are they?

57:46 Caller What are they? I don't think that we have the time to go into that right now.

57:51 Guest What's one of them?

57:52 Caller I'm sorry, which one of them? Just give us one. Give us a good one.

57:54 Adam Give us a big one.

57:55 Caller Oh my god.

58:03 Adam I'm going to take a crap. You guys tell me what he says.

58:05 Drew Not right here, please.

58:07 Caller No, no, I'm going to go to the other room.

58:09 Drew What's the primary drug he's using?

58:11 Caller What?

58:12 Adam Is he using drugs?

58:13 Caller No, not at all. He's a great person.

58:16 Adam Are you really good looking?

58:17 Caller I would think I'm attractive, yes.

58:19 Adam You sound like one of those pain in the ass women who's good looking. You really are. I hate all of you. Okay, so who wants to get married? Do you want to get married and he doesn't?

58:31 Caller I think part of it is that we had initially planned to get married and it kept just dragging on, dragging on and I just called it off because I felt like it was just kind of a joke. I said, we're not engaged anymore.

58:45 Adam You're angry at this guy, right?

58:47 Caller I am angry about it.

58:48 Adam Yes, you're angry.

58:48 Drew There you go.

58:49 Adam You're screwing around on the Internet as a way to sort of pay him back. The reason he found out about it is because you made damn sure he was going to find out about it.

58:58 Drew You need to end this relationship if you need it to go on into something else. If not, he's not ready to do that or doesn't want to do that. There's a reason for that and that probably isn't going to change either. If he gets forced into it, you probably regret that too.

59:10 Adam Okay. But if you're angry at the guy, talk to him about it and either work on the relationship or get out of it. Don't just play these games.

59:17 Drew That's right.

59:18 Adam Which is, women when they screw around, oftentimes want to be busted because it's payback time. Not good enough to marry, don't find me attractive. I'll show you. There's plenty of guys out there who are really into me. Of course, I lied about my weight, but they're still, they think they're really into me. All right. She's angry at him. Oh yeah. Let's have a little discussion with him. Let's talk to Chris.

59:43 Guest Hi.

59:44 Adam Chris, what's up?

59:45 Guest I was wondering if there's any way to correct the size of an areola.

59:49 Adam Well, there's a lot of nipple talk tonight. You want to make it smaller?

59:55 Guest Yeah.

59:55 Adam Well, you got to jump in cold water.

59:57 Guest Oh, sure.

59:58 Adam Well, they do shrink up.

1:00:00 Guest I know.

1:00:00 Drew I don't know of any procedure that makes it smaller. I remember Marcel's got something like that going.

1:00:04 Adam I don't think there's anything.

1:00:05 Drew I wouldn't think so.

1:00:08 Adam Why? Are yours big? I like that.

1:00:10 Guest Look, they say I was double D, but I think I'm only D.

1:00:13 Drew Oh, well, I'm sorry.

1:00:14 Adam Let them talk. What do those doctors know? How?

1:00:17 Drew I beg your pardon.

1:00:18 Adam Who says you're double D?

1:00:20 Guest I got fitted out for a bra.

1:00:22 Adam Oh, that old bag. I'll throttle her next time I see that bra manufacturer.

1:00:27 Drew I told you there's a bra manufacturer. I take my kids to the batting cage. There's a bra manufacturing place there. They totally go nuts cracking up.

1:00:34 Adam Really?

1:00:34 Drew It's called the Wizard of Bras.

1:00:36 Adam Wow.

1:00:37 Drew That's brilliant. They crack up. They just poke in each other laughing.

1:00:42 Adam Drew, what kind of a utopia city has a batting cage next to a bra manufacturer? Where is this place?

1:00:48 Caller There's not a lot of home runs hit there probably.

1:00:51 Adam If you tell me there's a go-kart track within five miles of these two places, I'll go nuts. I'll move there tonight. Near the City of Hope.

1:00:59 Drew Really?

1:00:59 Adam No, seriously.

1:01:00 Drew Seriously, near the City of Hope.

1:01:01 Adam There's a batting cage next to a bra place?

1:01:04 Caller Wait, is there a go-kart place there?

1:01:07 Adam You think there's a go-kart place around?

1:01:09 Drew Don't just say it's synonymous. There's a lot of good fast food right there.

1:01:13 Adam That would be the trifecta for me, the go-kart track, the batting cage, in the bra manufacturer. The custom bra manufacturer? Wizard of bras. What's the batting cage name?

1:01:24 Drew Handslam.

1:01:27 Adam Not good. Not a great name. Chris, do you get bras specially made?

1:01:33 Guest No. I just wanted to know what size I was.

1:01:36 Adam Okay. Well, how big is the rest of you? Just because it's important for me.

1:01:40 Guest Around?

1:01:41 Adam Yeah.

1:01:41 Caller Your weight.

1:01:42 Guest Oh. I like 245.

1:01:44 Caller You're fat.

1:01:45 Adam Oh, Drew. Please. Please.

1:01:47 Guest Yes, I know. I have insulin resistance, so I'm trying to lose weight to get off the medicine.

1:01:52 Adam Okay. And you want those areolas to be smaller.

1:01:55 Guest Yeah.

1:01:56 Adam But here's the deal. Your areolas, which is the round part of your nipple, is... No, I know you know, but I'm explaining to the band. They're from Canada.

1:02:05 Guest I don't know.

1:02:05 Adam They probably call you... Oh, we're well aware.

1:02:07 Drew They call it something different up there.

1:02:08 Adam You guys got a different name for areola.

1:02:09 Guest Before we were Nickelback, we used to actually be called Hairy Areola.

1:02:13 Drew The Hairy Areola is actually a great name.

1:02:15 Guest I'm sorry.

1:02:15 Caller The Hairy.

1:02:15 Guest Jerry and the Hairy Areola.

1:02:17 Caller Jerry.

1:02:20 Caller Then he went off and started some other dead thing.

1:02:21 Adam Oh, what a name. Here's what I'm saying, Chris. Your areolas are the right size for the size breast and size person you are, right? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. See, that's the important thing is that your areolas match. They're like car tires. It's not that this tire is inherently better than that tire, but you don't want Mini Cooper tires on a Cadillac, and you don't want Cadillac tires on a Ford Festiva. You know what I'm saying? Because it looks out of place. You want the right tire for the right vehicle, and right now you're sporting the right rubber for your road.

1:02:57 Drew I just think they look too big. As you can see, Chris, Adam's...

1:03:00 Guest They look a little smaller.

1:03:01 Drew Adam's giving this a lot of thought, and he's giving you a great life.

1:03:04 Adam I really have. The tire analogy cannot be topped. I don't think so. No. So Chris, and here's the other thing, too, and as guys, I think we'll all agree on this. We would rather, at age 17, you should focus on your weight, which is something you can change.

1:03:22 Drew Also, it's critical for your health right now.

1:03:24 Adam And it's important for your health.

1:03:25 Drew Really, if you're becoming diabetic, we got a medical issue.

1:03:28 Guest Actually, the doctor just called me yesterday and said that my insulin levels are doing good, and I wasn't.

1:03:35 Drew You're in the throes of diabetes because of your weight.

1:03:37 Guest My mom has diabetes, and my grandpa, so.

1:03:38 Drew All right. But it's a weight-related issue with you. It will go away if you lose the weight.

1:03:41 Adam You focus on your diet and your exercise, and you focus on changing the thing you can change, which is not your areolas. And believe me, guys would rather see big areolas than a big ass. Am I right, fellas? Thank you.

1:03:56 Drew Good night.

1:03:56 Adam Thank you. I think I said it all. All right, Chris.

1:03:59 Guest All right, thank you.

1:03:59 Adam Take care of yourself, all right?

1:04:01 Guest Thanks.

1:04:01 Adam And don't worry about this. I like those big areolas.

1:04:03 Guest Okay.

1:04:04 Adam That's my thing. As a matter of fact.

1:04:06 Guest You have big areolas, don't you?

1:04:08 Adam Medium big.

1:04:09 Caller Yeah.

1:04:10 Adam They're sensitive, I'll tell you that. I'll tell you, I'm such an areola guy. You want to know how weird, you guys tell me if you think this is weird.

1:04:19 Caller Don't show me. Don't.

1:04:20 Adam No, no. I'm not going to share my areolas, but I will show you my scrotum. Because I'm making. Chicken breast. I enjoy areolas, okay? And when I was in New York a couple of weeks ago, doing the Hugh Hefner roast for Comedy Central. And I had to do a little research, so I went by a newsstand and I picked up the 25 greatest playmates of all time.

1:04:46 Drew Is that a magazine or something?

1:04:48 Adam Yeah, they have, Playboy has basically Playboy and then they got a few like compilation, you know, of college girls or Playboy women of lingerie or what have you. I grabbed the 25 top playmates of all time and there was one in there who has huge cans and big areolas who I enjoy.

1:05:06 Drew Just one?

1:05:07 Adam Yeah, my research turned into just a bunch of me beating around in a Hilton in Manhattan. I've never beat off so much doing research. It was embarrassing.

1:05:18 Drew But you beat off? But the people usually pay to beat off and I get paid to beat off.

1:05:22 Adam Yeah.

1:05:23 Guest It was all about the areola.

1:05:24 Adam Good point. Now here's the thing. So I turned it to the page of this chick that I like expecting to see my trademark large areolas. But it was like her whole pictorial was like a shower scene. Oh. The water was cold and her areolas had shrunk up and I felt raped. I felt raped.

1:05:46 Drew I had ripped off. Ripped off.

1:05:49 Adam Violated. Now I know what rape is.

1:05:51 Drew Bad time.

1:05:52 Adam Now I know what it is and now I can truly sympathize. I still beat off. It wasn't good. It was like a four. Maybe.

1:06:02 Drew It was a waste.

1:06:02 Adam Yeah. Waste. I want my semen back.

1:06:07 Caller You cry?

1:06:08 Drew You cry?

1:06:09 Adam I wept.

1:06:10 Drew You killed him in a fetal position. With his pants around your ankles.

1:06:15 Adam Yeah.

1:06:16 Caller Why?

1:06:16 Adam Couldn't get clean. I was in the shower.

1:06:18 Caller Where's the warm water?

1:06:21 Adam All right. Nickelback is here. I'm glad you guys can sympathize with my flight. We'll take ourselves a break. We'll come back. We'll hear something else from Nickelback and from you after this.

1:06:32 You know what I'm saying, Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.

1:06:54 Drew Oh, man, like a real announcer.

1:06:56 Adam Hey, hey, hey. Oh, Loveline, best of Loveline, everybody.

1:07:00 Drew You can really get it up when you're not here.

1:07:03 Adam Yeah, I do my best work when I'm not here. Whoo, this is the best of.

1:07:08 Drew Oh, I can't get it up now.

1:07:09 Adam That's Dr. Drew over there. I'm Adam Corolla. And a few months back, we had in a band that I respect and had never met before, never been on this show before, at least while I was here. And that band is called Live. Ed Kowalczyk is here from Live. All right, let's... Brian.

1:07:32 Yes.

1:07:32 Adam You're 26, what's up?

1:07:35 Caller Well, just a quick, curious question. First of all, I'd like to say hello to Ed.

1:07:39 Caller Hey.

1:07:40 Caller I love your music.

1:07:41 Caller Thank you.

1:07:41 Caller Awesome. Dr. Drew and Adam, you guys are doing awesome work. And if more people would actually listen to what you're doing, you wouldn't have any listeners.

1:07:50 Drew Yeah, that's right.

1:07:51 Caller Thank you.

1:07:51 Drew We would do ourselves out of a job.

1:07:53 Caller Yeah, that's right.

1:07:55 Caller I was wondering if there's any other reason besides a VD that it would burn when I feed?

1:08:01 Drew Many, many. One is a bladder infection, though that would be more common in a woman. Another could be a prostate infection. Generally, burning at urination is urethral information or infection, which typically is an STD, though there are bacterial causes for that. And there are mechanical problems, and stones even can sometimes cause these sorts of things. So there are definitely lots of reasons other than a VD. Oh, okay. Well... So, got to check that.

1:08:26 Adam But you have a VD.

1:08:28 Drew Yeah. 26-year-old's VD.

1:08:29 Adam Yeah.

1:08:30 Guest No, no. Can't possibly...

1:08:32 Drew Then a STD, excuse me. That's more politically correct. By the way, PC is going out the window. It's nice.

1:08:36 Adam Thank God. Yeah.

1:08:38 Caller That can be. I've been married for six years, and I've only slept with my wife.

1:08:42 Drew You probably just have a bacterial urethritis. You ought to talk to your doctor about that. That you both can be treated. It's not necessarily a classic sexually transmitted disease, but you both could have a bacteria that could be causing you some problem.

1:08:53 Adam I pulled one of my signature moves on the toilet today, where I was sitting down, going number two, and peeing at the same time.

1:09:00 Drew Yeah, that's never happened before, by the way. Good job, Adam.

1:09:04 Adam Here's where the Corolla signature move comes in. When the urine stream goes through the crack between the toilet seat and the top of the bowl, hugs the contour of the toilet bowl, and fills my pants like a pale underneath the toilet, and you never notice it. You never notice it because, A, it makes no, it's a silent killer. It's too late. It's just too late. It doesn't make any noise. After a while, you start to wonder, how come I don't hear anything hitting the water? It's too quiet?

1:09:32 Caller Yeah.

1:09:33 Adam The next thing is, it's always obviously body temperature, and it's hugging just the contour of the toilet to find gravity going into the pants. You never feel it. I want to invent a little flap that hangs down there, much like...

1:09:47 Drew Mudflap.

1:09:48 Adam Steve Yeager used to wear one of these things, the Dodger Great Catcher. He got hit in the Adam's apple with a pitch or two, too many, so he invented this thing. It looked like a plastic shoehorn. It hung from the bottom of his catcher's face mask and protected his neck.

1:10:02 Drew They all have that now.

1:10:03 Adam I would like to see something hanging from the front of this toilet.

1:10:06 Caller Isn't there a website you can go on where you can patent that? Like right now, you can sort of do it.

1:10:09 Adam Oh, really?

1:10:10 Caller Yeah.

1:10:10 Adam I got to look into this.

1:10:12 Drew The thing is though, Mr. Corolla, for most males, the dork sort of hangs long enough that it hangs down towards the water.

1:10:19 Adam And that's why I hesitated to tell the story on the air, but once in a while, it's in its sort of turtle phase and it's not getting the kind of dangle that you would enjoy. Do you know what I mean? It's not always that way.

1:10:35 Drew It's cold.

1:10:36 Adam Whatever it was, straight out, straight through the crack, right into the pants. Very frustrating. Ashley, you're 13?

1:10:45 Caller Yeah.

1:10:45 Adam What's up?

1:10:48 Caller I had liked this guy for like four weeks and I had been telling my best friend about this the entire time.

1:10:55 Drew Wait, you liked him for four weeks?

1:10:57 Caller Yeah. I've liked him for four weeks.

1:10:59 Drew This is somebody in your school, your age?

1:11:01 Caller Yeah. He's 13 too. He's 14, one or the other. I had been telling my best friend, Stephanie, everything would be going on, how I liked him and stuff. And he had a girlfriend the second day of school. And they had just broke up. And I had told my friend that and I'm like, I'm going to try and see if he'll go out with me. Because he set me up with his best friend. And it was really weird.

1:11:25 Adam He did?

1:11:26 Caller Yeah. He set me up. The guy that I liked set me up with his best friend.

1:11:28 Drew When he had a girlfriend?

1:11:30 Caller Yeah.

1:11:30 Drew That's sometimes a move of interest. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Adam, you know what I'm saying? Usually it's a bad sign.

1:11:36 Adam But it can mean something.

1:11:37 Drew It can mean something.

1:11:37 Adam It's an interesting move. Yeah.

1:11:39 Caller Yeah. Because I thought he liked me because he was always flirty too. And like my best friend like told me all of a sudden she liked him.

1:11:48 Adam Is that that bitch Stephanie?

1:11:49 Caller Yeah.

1:11:50 Adam Yeah.

1:11:50 Caller That she liked him.

1:11:52 Drew I told you about her Adam. I told you.

1:11:54 Adam I know. I know.

1:11:55 Caller She's like longer than I have. And then like all of a sudden he has an interest in her and he asks her out and now they're going out. And like I was mad at her.

1:12:05 Adam Right.

1:12:06 Caller And like now like she was like crying because I was mad at her. And I just don't know what to do.

1:12:14 Adam Well, here's the thing. We get into this from time to time.

1:12:19 Drew I can't. I'm thinking about the World Trade Center.

1:12:21 Adam I know. But let's prioritize for a second here, Drew. There's a 13 year old who's not who doesn't have a date. Usually and I think we've all done this when we were younger. We knew people that did this, which is we know the reality is that if he was really into Ashley, that's who'd be saying he would see Ashley. But that's a hard thing. That's a bitter pill to swallow at 13. And it's much easier to say this Stephanie swooped in, took my guy. We had a thing that was going to happen. If it were not for Stephanie, things would have worked out. But he set you up with his friend, and he must have known how you felt. I mean, he knew.

1:12:58 Caller He knows how I feel right now.

1:13:00 Adam Well, my point is, if he was into you, he would have let you know that.

1:13:06 Drew He would have gone for it when he was still available.

1:13:09 Adam I mean, this is not a good thing for your friend to do, but it's not like she interrupted your relationship with him.

1:13:17 Drew It probably wasn't going to happen. There is a little sort of emotional flexibility that goes on between like 10 and 14.

1:13:24 Adam Yeah.

1:13:25 Drew Because what forms attractions and all that is sort of getting going.

1:13:28 Adam Not too much, though. Ashley?

1:13:31 Drew Yeah?

1:13:31 Adam I don't think he was into you.

1:13:33 Drew As much. As much. Right.

1:13:35 Adam Right. I mean, you have a sense of that, don't you?

1:13:38 Caller Oh, yeah, because like I'm like not really his type.

1:13:42 Drew Right. There you go.

1:13:43 Caller He's like, I wrote him a letter and I'm like, I like you a lot. And he's like, well, you like, you're like short and you're like, you're a gothic and you do drugs and stuff. And that's why he doesn't like me.

1:13:56 Drew Well, there you go. That's it. Well, he spelled it out for you.

1:14:02 Caller He says he still wants to be my friend.

1:14:03 Drew Yeah, but he actually spelled it out for you. He made it absolutely clear. If you like to change those aspects of yourself, which it sounds like would not be such a bad idea.

1:14:11 Adam Well, I'm all right with the goth and the drugs, but I'd like to see you taller. Can we focus on that?

1:14:17 Caller Yeah, well, I'm like 4'8.

1:14:19 Adam That's what I'm talking about. Now those drugs will probably make you taller, right, Drew? No.

1:14:24 Drew I make you stay small.

1:14:25 Adam Hey, Ashley?

1:14:27 Drew Yeah.

1:14:27 Adam Well, maybe this is a good time to reevaluate the drugs and the goth scene. You know what I mean?

1:14:33 Drew Yeah. It's not working for you. It's hurting you.

1:14:36 Adam Okay. All right. Now, you can be mad at your friend Stephanie for being your friend and taking this guy, but don't look at it in your mind as I would have been with him had Stephanie not swooped in.

1:14:50 Drew Because he's made it completely clear to the contrary. All right.

1:14:54 Adam But here's the other news. This happens all the time. Not everyone's interested in everyone. There are guys out there that are interested in you, and your job is to find that guy or that guy's job is to find you.

1:15:06 Drew That's right.

1:15:07 Adam All right? Yeah. All right. I don't know. When did, maybe it's tough. You know, we were, it's old hat for us. And I realized, I'm amazed that anybody ever likes me after the countless, countless people that don't like me. You know what I mean? I mean, women.

1:15:23 Caller Oh yes. Oh, I know what you mean.

1:15:24 Adam You know what I mean?

1:15:25 Caller Oh yeah.

1:15:27 Adam But here's the thing. When you're young, I think all you have is like your parents and your friends and your grandparents. And they're telling you how cute you are. And they're telling you how you'd be a great catch for anybody and all that kind of nonsense. And the reality is, is maybe you're not. And I think when it starts to come in around 13, 14, 15, that maybe everyone's not into you, that's a pretty bitter pill to swallow. But as you get older, you get a little perspective and you realize, all right, I don't get everybody. I get a couple of people. If I start a band, I get more people.

1:15:59 Caller You start to recognize sort of the signs to when, that you don't get when you're younger. She's sort of like, the way that she just kind of glanced was like, wow, I think she might dig me. You know what I mean? You get that sense of things.

1:16:10 Drew Now, let's be real here, Adam. You felt like crap starting at 12. You didn't actually have that feeling that everyone would be into you.

1:16:17 Adam Oh, did I? No, I was-

1:16:19 Drew You knew other people had that.

1:16:20 Adam I was shooting for 5%.

1:16:21 Drew Yeah, right.

1:16:22 Adam And even, and was disappointed when I found out the actual number was into the decimals. But yeah, and now we're all experts and we're all retired. So it doesn't, we can do no good. Although we should talk to your wife about coming out of retirement. I mean, think about what you know now, Drew, about women. How easy it'd be. Think how easy it'd be for you. You know what I mean?

1:16:45 Drew Yeah. It would have been a lot easier if I had been born at 40. Too bad I had no will to live.

1:16:50 Adam Think about how hard you're working in like in your mid-20s, wearing your stethoscope around out on Friday nights, so chicks knew. Having your friends page you and say that was the hospital. Meanwhile, the guys at the red onion at a phone booth calling you, right? All right. Let's talk to Andrew who's 18. Andrew?

1:17:11 Guest Yeah. Hey.

1:17:12 Adam Yeah. Hey. What's up?

1:17:15 Caller Yeah. Hey.

1:17:16 Caller I like your music, man.

1:17:17 Caller Thank you.

1:17:18 Caller Pretty good stuff to listen to. Well, anyway, about a couple of weeks ago, my girlfriend got an abortion, but I didn't know about it. Well, first of all, of course, I would have been against it if she told me anyway. But I want to know if there's any risk that she has right now. Maybe if it was done wrong or maybe a depression she could get into.

1:17:38 Drew Well, did she have it done by a professional? She had done an abortion clinic, right?

1:17:44 Caller Yeah.

1:17:45 Drew She had a surgical abortion?

1:17:47 Caller See, that's the thing I'm not sure is because this happened a long time ago. She told me that she was pregnant.

1:17:52 Drew Hold on a second. Andrew, you're very conclusive. You have to stay focused here.

1:17:56 Adam Wait, wait. Surgical is opposed to a chemical.

1:17:59 Drew Yeah, they can do these. They can take the abortion pills now. And this happened when?

1:18:05 Caller Approximately three weeks ago.

1:18:07 Drew Three weeks ago she had an abortion and you don't know whether it was surgical or medication.

1:18:11 Caller I'm not sure, but maybe you can help me out. She was about two and a half months.

1:18:15 Drew They can be either way still. Now, she seems fine now, right? Okay. If she would have had infection or bleeding or those sorts of complications, that would have happened by now. The mood disturbances, certainly that is still somewhat of a risk and she may not be telling you really about how she's feeling. I was thinking the other day, I've yet to talk to a woman who has given me her history and I don't care how old she is. When it comes to the point that we still have how many times we've been pregnant, three times, how many children do you have? One. Would that be the two? You get this huge reaction. They don't want to talk about it. I had two abortions. I was all screwed up about it still 20 years later. Women, you don't really prepare women for, I don't know what it is, whether or not it's a psychological effect of some aspect of themselves as a woman or whether there really is some biological mechanisms that makes them feel that disconnection from something they're biologically connected to. Whatever it is, it's a very profound effect that women need to be prepared for.

1:19:17 Adam I think you have to sort of, I think there's a mechanism in all human beings when we've been talking about the disaster and everything. You talk to these ambulance drivers, these firemen, they're able to disconnect from their environment to do their job in a way. Your job, if you want to get an abortion, you better be able to disconnect. Otherwise, you're going to have a nervous breakdown.

1:19:43 Drew If you start thinking about the reality of it.

1:19:45 Adam Right. Also, I think that we have fed women a lot of crap where you're kind of like a man. We've tried to turn them into men and you can have sex and you can have fun. They're not like men. They have emotions that run deeper. They're different. I think a lot of women try to convince themselves that they would not have some of the feelings that they have and they do have them.

1:20:08 Drew Exactly. Some truly get depressions that again can be precipitated by these tremendous biological changes that women go through from the state of being pregnant to not pregnant. It's a tremendous change and that lets them down biologically quite literally and she have to watch out for that.

1:20:23 Adam All right, but she's all right physically and Andrew, you need to not give her a hard time about not telling you right now.

1:20:30 Drew No.

1:20:30 Adam Yeah. Back off on that. Supporter and just support and that's why he's calling.

1:20:33 Drew He wants to know.

1:20:34 Adam Right. They sound good.

1:20:36 Drew One on hold, please. Line one on hold.

1:20:38 Guest Thank you.

1:20:40 Adam I don't think they're doing the new rule. What?

1:20:43 Drew Don't start writing the call up on the boards. You put them on hold.

1:20:47 Adam Okay. The only daemon over there. Nicole.

1:20:50 Guest Yeah.

1:20:52 Adam Drew, you turn into a major asshole since you started doing this show. You were so nice before you met me.

1:20:56 Drew Before I met you. Yeah. Not since I started this show since I met you.

1:20:59 Adam Now, you're worse than I am. Asshole. Thank you. You guys should have heard Drew before he met me. He was a good guy. Now, he's complaining about everything. Nicole? You're 21? What's up?

1:21:12 Caller I just explained everything to that other guy.

1:21:14 Drew Oh, I forget it.

1:21:15 Adam All right. Well, you shut your wound.

1:21:17 Caller I am a dancer and I am with a guy. I've been dating for about three and a half months, but we've known each other for 10 years. And he kind of gave me a reality check about my job. So I put in my 30-day notice last month and I'm moving out the end of this month to go back to school.

1:21:34 Drew How old is he?

1:21:35 Caller He's 21.

1:21:36 Drew So you both know each other since you were 11? And what was the reality check he gave you?

1:21:41 Caller Well, just since we've dated, he kind of, in a way, gave me an ultimatum like, you know, quit dancing or we're done.

1:21:49 Adam But hold on, you got to give a 30-day notice at Thirsty McThungbacks?

1:21:53 Caller At my apartment.

1:21:54 Adam Thirsty McThungbacks? Oh, at your apartment.

1:21:57 Caller At my apartment, yeah. I gave a 30-day notice so I could move out.

1:22:01 Adam Well, I thought you were quitting your job.

1:22:05 Caller I am. I'm quitting dancing. I'm moving home to go back to school.

1:22:08 Adam Okay. So you said he gave you a reality check about your job, so you gave a 30-day notice.

1:22:13 Drew In my apartment. In the apartment.

1:22:14 Adam Talking about.

1:22:15 Caller To move out.

1:22:15 Adam Okay.

1:22:16 Caller To change my life, I guess.

1:22:18 Adam You dance at a topless place or a full nude?

1:22:21 Caller No, it's a full nude bar.

1:22:22 Adam No. You stinking whore. That wasn't me.

1:22:24 Caller Thanks.

1:22:25 Adam That wasn't me. Go ahead.

1:22:26 Caller That wasn't very nice.

1:22:27 Adam That wasn't me.

1:22:29 Caller So anyway, I leave my work there and I don't bring my personal life to work, vice versa. It seems like whenever he's over here, he knows what I'm going to be doing in the next few weeks. Well, three weeks now. But he's always getting into it with me about my job and putting me down. And I talked to him and I told him it hurts my feelings. And I respect the fact of how he feels and what he says to me. But I just want to know, you know, of something I could say to him to make him realize that I am, you know, being beneficial for myself. And I'm doing this for me, but also to benefit our relationship.

1:23:10 Drew Doing what?

1:23:11 Adam Quitting the stripper job and...

1:23:13 Caller I'm changing. Basically, I'm starting over with my life.

1:23:15 Adam But what's he putting you down? How's he putting you down?

1:23:19 Caller Well, just, you know, just saying, oh, you know, how do you like it? You know, or how do you think I feel when you're at work bending over for money in front of people? You know, just little things like that. And it's, you know, I don't think about it. You know, I go there and make my money and I come home.

1:23:32 Drew Yeah, but that's the problem. You don't think about the consequence and the emotional reality of what you're doing. We were talking earlier about ambulance drivers, you know, disconnecting. It does have a price, and it is a, it may work for you emotionally, but those emotional...

1:23:48 Caller No, it doesn't. I mean, I feel like I'm pulling my hair, you know, my hair to drag myself out the front door. I hate my job.

1:23:54 Adam All right.

1:23:54 Drew Well, he hates it too. And he's just expressing that to you.

1:23:57 Adam Yeah, but wait a second. He's picking on her, and he knew what you did, correct?

1:24:01 Drew Yeah, that's the part I don't like.

1:24:02 Caller I started when I was 18. I've been doing it for three and a half years.

1:24:04 Drew Yeah, but what I don't like is that he has to, he takes it upon himself to change you. That's the part that's, you know...

1:24:09 Adam Well, that he met you while you were doing this. I mean, you began your relationship while you were doing this, right?

1:24:15 Caller And I told him at first, and he said the more we hung out, the more he started to care and the more it started to bother him.

1:24:21 Adam All right.

1:24:22 Caller He used to come in and visit and drink with me on Friday nights and stuff.

1:24:25 Guest And I was his friend.

1:24:26 Adam You sell him those $18 mini bottles of champagne?

1:24:31 Caller It's just like full bar for red wine.

1:24:33 Adam All right. Well, look. He's, okay, how old is he?

1:24:39 Caller 21.

1:24:39 Adam Yeah. He's got energy.

1:24:40 Caller He's like a couple months older than me.

1:24:42 Adam At 21, you've got a lot of energy as a guy, and you cannot hang with this.

1:24:47 Drew Yeah. I mean, if you need to make a change, you need to make change for yourself. That's right.

1:24:50 Caller Well, but I'm just saying he helped me with that reality check to get out.

1:24:53 Adam All right. Well, that's what you're doing, right?

1:24:55 Caller It sounds like you both want the same thing.

1:24:56 Caller Well, yeah, but the thing that bothers me is he realizes I'm making these changes, but still reams me.

1:25:02 Adam Well, how many more weeks of stripping do you have ahead of you?

1:25:05 Caller Three.

1:25:07 Drew Well, here's the deal.

1:25:09 Caller I need money to move out, you know, to move out to get started at my parents with bills and starting school.

1:25:15 Drew All right. The fact, though, that you've chosen this line of work suggests that you have issues with men. Let's just sort of put it that way. And the kind of guy that you're going to be attracted to is someone that's probably going to be abusive, frankly. And this is not surprising that this guy would, you know, the guy you would be attracted to would engage in this sort of demeaning behaviors, in my opinion. And so that's just what you go for.

1:25:36 Adam So, Nicole, try not to dance with him.

1:25:39 Drew No.

1:25:39 Adam Tell him you're getting out of this.

1:25:41 Drew Set limits, boundaries.

1:25:42 Adam And tell him you feel like he's picking on you. And don't engage him. I mean, don't get into it with him. I think he wants to get into it.

1:25:50 Caller I don't ever say anything. I leave it there and then, you know, we'll go out back and have a couple drinks and then, you know, he starts opening up about, you know, just the same thing over and over and over.

1:26:00 Drew He's not opening up. He's on drugs now. He's on alcohol and he's starting to just get loose.

1:26:04 Adam Oh, Drew, please. Stop knocking alcohol. It's my mistress. Please.

1:26:11 Drew But you know, he wouldn't be doing that on pot.

1:26:17 Adam No. I'm going to make a note to abuse you when I'm drunk tomorrow, but right now, I got to mellow out. All right. 21-year-old guys. I don't think anyone should date 21-year-old guys. Think of all the energy.

1:26:30 Drew We agreed with that last week.

1:26:31 Adam I was even miserable as a 21-year-old guy dating somebody. Like, I felt that I had too much energy. Too much testosterone. You cared too much. I mean, you ruin your own life as a guy in his early 20s dating.

1:26:46 Drew You're right. We should be giving estrogen vitamins to all males.

1:26:49 Adam I should have. Yeah.

1:26:50 Drew All men need estrogen.

1:26:52 Adam Yeah. Just a temporary gender reassignment or something. Just for a few years.

1:26:55 Caller All the guys prior to 25.

1:26:57 Adam Yeah.

1:26:58 Drew Let it turn back on after that.

1:27:00 Adam Yeah. Because it's like...

1:27:01 Caller Once you know something.

1:27:03 Adam Remember this feeling? You're like 21, 22 years old. You're over at your girlfriend's house and she went out for a couple of hours. For some reason, you were just left alone in her condo or apartment or something like that. You sit around, you watch TV for about 20 minutes and then it's like, I wonder if she's got a yearbook or something. Open the closet and there's the photo album. Open the photo album, there's her arm around a guy at the prom. You're frayed. I bet you did it that night, didn't you? Yeah, you two all coked up. Probably gave him a nice BJ, didn't you? Probably did the coke right off his dick. Yeah.

1:27:37 Guest Oh yeah.

1:27:39 Adam Oh yeah, you did. Oh yeah. Then you get all worked up, but you realize you're doing something wrong. You hear the car pull up the driveway, so you slam a shit, you put everything away. Now you're just sitting there watching TV. She's like, what do you want for dinner? You're like, you coke whore. You're thinking of yourself. But you answer, pizza. But somehow you're going to get into it, and it ain't going to take long. Somehow you're going to go for what you want for dinner, to who you were blowing before you met me, and somehow I'm going to feather into that conversation because I've got some energy going, man. Now you don't care, right? Girl, your wife could come home, a broken off penis could be stuck in her ass. With like a trail of blood, you'd be like, hey, you didn't get that on the seat of the Explorer, did you? All right, because, geez, I'm going to have to wipe that down. The goddamn TiVo is on the fritz, you know? All right, we're going to hear something from the new live CD, which is out September 18th, and this one is called Simple Creed. There you go. Another good one from live, off of Five. Hey, thanks for coming in. It was nice having you on the show.

1:32:17 Caller My pleasure.

1:32:18 Adam When you go home tonight, I want you to look out your balcony and find my house.

1:32:22 Caller I'll send you some sort of Morse code for whatever.

1:32:25 Adam I'm gonna put a candle in the window for you.

1:32:27 Caller And an invite for a big old hoopla.

1:32:29 Adam Thank you. All right, we'll take a break and we'll be back. Hey, y'all, another fabulous episode of Loveline, Deep, Deep, Deep in the Earth. Boy, it's always better when we're not here.

1:32:59 Caller Oh, God.

1:33:01 Adam So until next time, this Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew is saying, mahalo.

1:33:06 This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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