Episode 1000754886620

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:10 Voiceover Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist.

1:28 Rob Zombie And strangely, all that enthusiasm tonight does not appear to be compensation. We are really getting you into talking about bad 70s television and man, you were lit. You were lighting up.

1:38 Adam I'm in a good mood. Yeah. Rob Zombie is going to be our guest tonight. I'm very confident he'll be in here.

1:45 Rob Zombie Yeah.

1:45 Adam He showed up a little early. Anderson sent him packing and as usual, he may be hanging out with Cisco at the sky bar for all we know. Cisco came here.

1:57 Rob Zombie Anderson sent him away.

1:58 Adam Maybe an hour early, a year ago or something. Anderson sent him packing and he never returned.

2:03 Rob Zombie Is this one of your ladies from the 70s?

2:05 Adam Nope.

2:06 Rob Zombie No.

2:06 Adam All right. But that's good radio when you just pointed stuff. Rob Zombie came by here, got here early and ran out to get something to eat. And I would imagine that he will be walking in here momentarily. So we'll be looking forward to that. We'll talk about a CD. He's on tour with Ozzy and God willing, he didn't get in a car accident. All right.

2:31 Rob Zombie So, Drew, let's go to phones.

2:33 We'll go to the phones.

2:35 Adam We had something I wanted to say.

2:37 Oh, really?

2:37 Rob Zombie I can't think of it. About the 70s television again?

2:39 Adam Nope. Christopher Titus is going to be in here from Titus and Uba Stank will be in here on Tuesday. That's the band with the name, you can't forget. It's just, you can't pronounce it. Suzanne.

2:54 Hi.

2:54 Adam Hey, you're 18. What's up?

2:56 Caller Hi. Okay. I have this problem. I just want to know what you guys make of it.

2:59 Adam All right.

3:00 Caller Okay. I'm only 18 and I like 40 and 50 year old men and I want to know like if it has, I know you guys always talk about like, did your father leave? And my father did leave, but how does that have anything to do with it? You know, it's just like a, I don't know. I don't get it.

3:16 Adam Have you been, hold on. Have you been dating 14, 50 year old guys?

3:19 Caller No, I'm just really, really like, I want to though. It's like, cause I'm in high school still, but as soon as I get out of high school, I want to like start dating. I don't want to date my age. I just want to date like 14, 50 year old guys.

3:29 Adam Well, hold on. Rob Zombie just came in. So now you got to hang on.

3:32 Caller Okay.

3:35 Adam That's the way it works here. Beauty before age. Rob is, good to see you, Rob. Hello. It's been, I don't know.

3:44 Rob Zombie Just a year. A couple years, a year or two years.

3:47 Adam Kind of hard to tell.

3:48 Rob Zombie Maybe two years.

3:49 Adam Hard because Rob's been in here quite a few times, but maybe I was drunk the last time I was here and I can't remember.

3:57 Rob Zombie Good probability.

3:58 Adam Ozzy Osbourne was in here a few weeks ago and I'm seeing here you're out on a tour with him, which must be a good time. Yeah, it's good.

4:07 It's funny.

4:08 Adam Yeah. Is it a little surreal?

4:10 It's a little surreal because they're filming a TV show about their life, so they're constantly surrounded by cameras at all moments.

4:17 Rob Zombie They were here with cameras, remember?

4:18 Yeah.

4:19 Adam That's right.

4:19 The camera crew lives in their house.

4:22 Adam Right. They're doing, a friend of mine is working on this. Is it for MTV?

4:26 I think so, yeah. It's an MTV show. I think it's called the Osbournes. Right. I don't know what the deal is.

4:32 Adam Well, what it is, is it's sort of like a sitcom.

4:35 What?

4:36 Adam It's almost like a parody of a sitcom, sort of like Ozzie and Harriet, but it would be the Osbournes. I mean Ozzie and his wife.

4:43 Because I think somebody finally figured out that their life is like a sitcom at all moments, like they don't have to make anything up.

4:49 Rob Zombie So they're just going to kind of edit into storylines.

4:52 Adam They will, I think they will shoot a ton of footage and then create a story line based on editing in the footage that they shot. So as opposed to writing it and doing it, they'll do it and then they'll write around it. I guess like they would do on when John Wayne does those beer commercials.

5:12 Caller They'll dance with a Hoover.

5:14 Adam Right. That's right. Fred Astaire will dance with a Hoover.

5:18 Caller Exactly.

5:19 Adam And can you imagine those relatives that sold them out once they get to hell with Fred Astaire and John Wayne? What they're going to do? There's going to be a serious ass kicking. First they're going to want to taste of whatever Hoover and Corps paid and then an ass kicking will ensue. Rob's new CD is called The Sinister Urge and it is out and it's been out for a week. It is selling very well. And Rob is, like I said, on tour. I got a bunch of tour dates, but I would imagine just everything sold out, wouldn't it be?

5:51 Caller Pretty much, yeah. The first couple shows were a little weird, I think, because early on people were afraid to still go out and be in big arenas and buy tickets and do stuff, but now it's all good.

6:03 Adam And is your audience, I'm guessing your audience and Ozzie's audience aren't too far apart.

6:10 Caller It's the same. It's all the same audience, actually. One night in Albuquerque, this guy, The Edge, a wrestler came out on stage because we did some WWF tie-in. He's like, I don't know if these kids are going to know who I am. I was like, don't believe me, don't worry.

6:25 Adam They're like Ozzie, they're like Rob Zombie.

6:27 Caller He tried to go to the concession stand to get a hot dog and got mobbed.

6:33 Adam Yeah, that's the core demo.

6:35 Caller Pretty much.

6:36 Adam What's going on? Oh, I was talking to your guy about House of 1000 Corpses and the whole movie debacle. What's going on with that?

6:47 Caller Still kind of moving on. Basically now, it's kind of actually, the whole thing has become so different in the sense that there was that moment when the movie kind of got dumped by Universal when the election was going on, and everybody was campaigning against Hollywood, and now no one cares again, so everyone's back saying they want the movie.

7:06 Adam Did they think it was too graphic?

7:08 Caller Well, yeah, it was too graphic. Everyone said it was too graphic, it was disgusting, and they were all worried about trying to market it to kids, and this, I don't know. It was very vague. I kind of got that standard answer that the general tone of the entire movie was wrong.

7:25 Adam You know, I was thinking about this earlier tonight.

7:27 Caller I think I heard the tone.

7:29 Adam Hollywood is a town where whatever answer you get is not whatever the answer is.

7:34 Rob Zombie It's just whatever they need it to be.

7:36 Adam Right. I don't think I told you this, Drew, but when me and my partner, Jimmy, from The Man Show, which is on Comedy Central right now, by the way.

7:45 Caller One of your man shows, Trampoline Girls, is in the movie.

7:49 Adam Oh, really? Which one?

7:52 Caller I can't remember a name right now.

7:53 Rob Zombie Trampoline, or the trampoline in the movie?

7:55 Adam Oh, you mean one of the Juggies?

7:56 Caller Yeah, she's in there somewhere. I think she's been on a trampoline before, hasn't she?

7:59 Adam No, they've all been on the trampoline.

8:01 Caller She's got like curly red hair or something.

8:02 Adam Yeah. Oh, Paula, the casting.

8:05 Caller Yes.

8:05 Adam Right. Well, they've all been on the casting for Trampoline, that's for sure. But anyway, we're in New York, and as you know, Conan doesn't like me. I've been kind of asked not to come back on Conan.

8:15 Rob Zombie What happened?

8:17 Adam Just brought up some stuff that maybe they didn't want me to bring up. What did you bring up? I don't remember.

8:22 Rob Zombie Was it the time when I was out with you?

8:24 Adam No, they weren't happy with my last appearance. But here's the point. They're in New York, and we're in New York doing this Hugh Hefner roast, and they're desperate for guests because no one will fly into New York because this is a month ago, and this is right after the tragedy, and they can't find any guests.

8:41 Caller No one will fly in for that roast?

8:42 Adam No, the roast people flew in, but Conan Letterman, New York shows are having difficulty getting guests. So, Conan calls and they want Jimmy, but they don't want me. And they say, we'll just have Jimmy on the show, but we don't need Adam on the show. And they told my people, well, the only reason we don't want Adam is because we don't do pairs. We don't do teams.

9:06 Rob Zombie Except the last two times you've been on.

9:08 Adam And I said, well, that would be a great excuse except for, I have done the show with Dr. Drew before. So see, that would be a beautiful excuse for a guy who didn't do your show with his other partner. And they should have looked into that. But just an example of how whatever it is they tell you is not whatever it is.

9:27 Rob Zombie And that's just television. Imagine the movie in the future.

9:29 Adam Oh, I could only imagine.

9:32 Caller Well, that was kind of funny because after the whole thing happened with me, the next day on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter was the, I forget, it was like head of production of the guy who spearheaded the movie, lost his job the next day. There was some whole other story like, oh, he's going off to start his own company. But I was like, you know, I'm sure it was like, you're out of here and take him with you.

9:54 Adam All right, so that'll, but the movie's finished.

9:56 Caller Yeah, the movie's done. So I'd take it as a triumph just there. No, it'll probably be out in the summertime through somebody else.

10:03 Adam Did you direct it?

10:04 Caller Yeah.

10:05 Adam And did you write it?

10:07 Caller Yeah.

10:08 Adam But you weren't in it.

10:09 Caller No, I'm not in it.

10:10 Adam Why didn't you put yourself in it?

10:13 Caller Because I'm not an actor.

10:14 Adam Well, you're a performer, that's for sure.

10:16 Rob Zombie You weren't a director either before this.

10:18 Caller Yeah, but then I feel like I understand and I've directed a lot of videos and that's what I've always wanted to do, but I have no desire to be an actor, so I don't want to look like a chump.

10:27 Adam That's interesting. Because like I said, you're a good performer in it in a way, you know.

10:34 Caller But I think all musicians have a pretty good track record with not being able to act on any level.

10:38 Adam What about Snoop?

10:40 Rob Zombie Oh, wait a minute.

10:40 Adam Yeah, that's right.

10:41 Rob Zombie But still succeeding well.

10:43 Right. All right.

10:43 Adam Suzanne?

10:44 Rob Zombie So Suzanne was attracted to older guys. And her dad took off and she didn't understand how they She's 18.

10:49 Adam You fantasize about 40- and 50-year-old guys.

10:52 Caller Yeah, like one of my teachers and one of my bosses at work.

10:56 Rob Zombie Here's what you got to understand is that your intellectual, conscious mind is different than the emotional context in which you have these attractions, okay? That very often when things happen to us that are painful, it gets converted into a sort of arousal patterns and attraction later on. And so the things that people try to rationalize and think, well, you're trying to solve the trauma of the past. It's more than that. It's this biology gets etched in and then your mature self gets built on top of that. You understand? So you need to learn to read your attractions and understand they may not be the healthiest thing in the world and there may be more nourishing kinds of relationships you can establish with your peers.

11:33 Adam Well, do you? Yeah?

11:34 Caller You don't think I should act on it, do you?

11:36 Rob Zombie That's what I'm saying.

11:37 Adam That's what Drew's saying, definitely. Let me read between lines. He's saying anal. Didn't you hear that? You didn't get that? Rob and I got that. It was a clear day. What about guys your own, let's say like a 21-year-old guy, would you be attracted to him?

11:54 Caller See, I'm sleeping with a 21-year-old guy and I call him daddy, and you think that's kind of weird.

12:00 Adam Yeah.

12:00 Caller I don't know. He's okay. He's okay, but I don't know what it is about these older guys.

12:05 Adam Okay, but your boyfriend is 21.

12:07 Caller No, he's just some guy I'm sleeping with. All right.

12:09 Adam Do you think you could have a boyfriend who was 20, 21?

12:13 Caller Well, I don't know because I don't know if I want a boyfriend again because I cheated on my last one with his best friend.

12:19 Rob Zombie This is more of the bigger syndrome here, Suzanne, which is you can't tolerate intimacy. And if somebody actually is available to you, you're going to sabotage that and put a nail in that coffin. And if some guy is really unavailable, you're going to be interested and interested and interested, until he actually is available and you sabotage it.

12:36 Adam All right. But she's 18, just don't get pregnant. I like the daddy thing, personally, but it always ends up taking a weird turn at a certain point when it goes from, oh, it goes from big daddy to daddy, no, and then a lot of crying. You know what I mean? There's a whole context to the daddy. Big daddy, sugar daddy, all that's good. Just the weird daddy. Jen?

13:01 Drew Yeah. No, daddy, please.

13:04 Adam You're 18?

13:04 Drew Yeah.

13:05 What's up?

13:06 Rob Zombie Okay. I've been dating this guy on and off for about two years, and this past relationship we've been in, we've been together for about six months now. We're having sex, but the problem is he's, I don't know, he's not like, I've had sex with other people before, and I've had orgasms before, but with him, he can, I think the longest we've ever went was probably seven minutes. He's, he comes to climax really fast, and I can't, it's really hard for me to have an orgasm, and I don't know how, like, he knows that I'm bothered by it, and I've talked to him, but I don't know how to like, he doesn't like take me, I don't know, I don't, it's hard to explain, but...

13:50 Adam Do you take it personally a little bit, like he's not, like he's doing it intentionally?

13:55 Rob Zombie He kind of gets upset about it, like, you know, well, I'm sorry, I can't fulfill your needs, you know, but I don't know, like, how to have a conversation and talk with him about it without him being upset.

14:03 Rob Zombie Him getting defensive about it.

14:05 Rob Zombie Yeah.

14:05 Rob Zombie Do you normally bring it up right after it's happened?

14:09 Rob Zombie Most of the time, yeah, or we'll be talking, you know, we'll just be talking about it or something, because I make jokes about it, I try to, like, hit him out, you know, because I don't know how to approach him.

14:18 Adam Let me tell you, having conversation, even about things guys want to talk about after orgasm is difficult for guys and oftentimes upsetting.

14:26 Rob Zombie Food's okay.

14:27 Adam You talk about food. If he's got a favorite team, you might be able to discuss that, but anything above that is oftentimes painful and upsetting to a man. And talking about his dysfunction after the orgasm, I guess it just couldn't be anything higher up on the list of things guys really don't want to talk about. So you should probably have this before it, the conversation, before he screws up sexually, but does he give you oral sex?

14:51 Rob Zombie That's been, I'm kind of, we haven't done that yet. He's asked me on many occasions to do it to him, and I've never done it before.

15:00 Rob Zombie Well, we're not talking about you doing it to him, we're talking about him doing it to you.

15:03 Rob Zombie I'm nervous either way, for him to do it to me or for me to do it to him. I've never had it done to me before.

15:08 Rob Zombie All right, well that's sort of a nice place to begin work and if you're worrying about orgasmic function.

15:14 Adam Yeah, yeah, that's the place to start.

15:17 Rob Zombie That will give you your orgasm. Yeah, you may not be as concerned about his quickness. In fact, you may be anxious in him being quicker.

15:23 Adam I've said it many times, you are on the clock when you start the oral sex. That's when the sex begins. I mean, you can punch in, so if you do oral for like 15, 18 minutes, then you have 6, 7 minutes worth of sex, that's a nice 21, 22 minute session. I mean, you know, that's just me, that's the way I approach it. You let him, what do you sew up tight for? You guys are intimate.

15:46 Rob Zombie I don't know. I guess I'm just scared because I've never had it done before.

15:51 Adam What about his constant pleas to go down on him, ignored by you?

15:56 Rob Zombie I kind of just blow it off. We have this deal after we've been together for a certain amount of time then I said I would do it. But it's just kind of like to tease him. When that time comes, I'm going to be like, no.

16:08 Rob Zombie Yeah, you can't do that.

16:09 Adam Listen, he's liable to break a table leg off and just go upside your head with it.

16:14 Rob Zombie You can't do that.

16:15 Adam No court in the land would convict him either.

16:17 Rob Zombie I'm thinking about doing it because I'm really not. When we have sex, it's kind of like he's getting the pleasure and then that's it. I feel like hello. I've never had an orgasm with him before.

16:31 Rob Zombie This is a no one's listening night. People just are not listening to us. We told her we had to deal with it and now she's back to the perseverating on what she really can't.

16:42 Adam Have you given other guys BJs?

16:44 Rob Zombie No. I've never done it before. That's why I'm kind of nervous to do it to him.

16:47 Adam But yet you've had orgasms with other guys through intercourse.

16:51 Rob Zombie Yeah.

16:52 Rob Zombie Wow.

16:53 Adam I'll tell you, you're really going to love this oral sex. If you can have an orgasm through the intercourse, you're going to get hooked. It's going to be like heroin for you. You're going to really enjoy this.

17:02 Rob Zombie He goes too fast. I mean like.

17:04 Adam I know. I know. But he's just, how old is he?

17:07 Rob Zombie He's 20.

17:07 Adam All right. Well you see young guys, he's nervous or something. He doesn't have a lot of experience.

17:12 Rob Zombie And Jen, the joking business, bad angle. Because you got to sit down, be direct, and do it in a caring way, but make it very clear, very direct. Don't joke about it, because he jokes about stuff like that, he thinks you're kidding.

17:27 Adam And let me explain something to the ladies. This is not a conscious decision we make through orgasm, often times. It's not like spitting on somebody. Do you know what I mean? I think a lot of women feel like we're... Or like peeing.

17:39 Rob Zombie Like peeing. Okay, I'm gonna...

17:41 Adam Well, they get angry. It's like, come on. Hold it. Why'd you do that? We were having a good time. And they don't say anything, because it's weird, but the anger builds up, and now you get no blowjob. Here's the thing. I'm sure this guy would clean out his bank account and max his Visa card to be able to add 10 minutes to one of his sessions, but he is incapable of doing that.

18:04 Rob Zombie It's not his biology.

18:07 Adam This is like being angry at some kid for having Down syndrome.

18:10 Drew Right.

18:11 Rob Zombie That's right.

18:12 Caller Well, that's okay, isn't it?

18:14 Adam If it's your own kid and you've got to clean up after him, I think it's perfectly healthy, but not if it's the neighbor kid. You see what I'm saying? His mom drank too much while she was pregnant and something went awry. So talk to the guy. Don't be angry about it. I want to know when she was going to give up the BJ. How long until he got the BJ? What was the date for the christening of the penis?

18:41 Rob Zombie It was supposed to be nine months.

18:43 Rob Zombie That will be when?

18:44 Adam Nine months? You know what I would hear? Here's what I hear. Say nine months.

18:48 Rob Zombie Nine months.

18:48 Adam Thousand years. That would be in my head. I would kill myself.

18:53 Rob Zombie I think you just hear infinity.

18:56 Adam Nine months? Jesus Christ, it's a whole school year.

19:01 Rob Zombie Well, it's already been six months and it kind of like, the reason we started the whole thing in the first place because we had this bet. I told him, well, I was like, well, if you do this, then if I win, then I'll give you a blow job. He's like, okay, well, I ended up winning and I'm like, okay, well, the time came and I was just like, I don't want to do that. You know, I'm not ready yet, whatever. So then I kept putting it off and I'm like, okay, you know what? After we're together for nine months, then I'll do it to you. And then he kind of freaked out and he was like, nine months, that's, you know, that's forever. And I honestly...

19:35 Rob Zombie You're at a thousand years too.

19:37 Adam But what is up with you that you've had your fair share of intercourse but are not ready for the BJ?

19:45 Rob Zombie It started out, I just thought it was disgusting and I kind of carried it on and now I just don't even have the desire to do it.

19:51 Adam You got anything weird, anyone put in your mouth while you're asleep or something, at camp or do something weird like what happened to Drew?

19:58 Drew No.

20:00 Rob Zombie No, I'm normal. Everything's fine.

20:02 Rob Zombie Are you...

20:02 Adam Sorry, man. You know, we're trying to help.

20:04 Rob Zombie I told you not to tell anybody about that.

20:05 Adam We're trying to help.

20:05 Rob Zombie But is there... You have feelings of aggression at all? Do you feel like you might... You know what I mean?

20:11 Adam You bite something?

20:12 Caller No.

20:14 Adam All right.

20:15 Caller Nine months. That's how long this call has been going on for. Yes.

20:18 Adam Yes. Rob is right.

20:21 Rob Zombie Good instinct.

20:22 Adam In celebrity BJ time, that is... That is what? There's no measurable amount for that nine months. I mean, Rob, you couldn't go.

20:32 Drew You couldn't go nine months.

20:33 Rob Zombie One month equals one year.

20:34 Adam No, I'd say more. More?

20:36 Rob Zombie Ten years?

20:36 Adam A guy in a band?

20:37 Rob Zombie Oh, yeah. Ten years.

20:39 Adam Easily. Way more than dog years, whatever that is. Seven. Matt?

20:44 Hey, what's up?

20:45 Adam You're 14. What's up?

20:47 Caller Yeah, I've only got one testicle, and I'm not sure what the girls would think about it.

20:53 Adam What happened to the other one?

20:55 Caller When I was a kid, it was undescended, I think my mom said.

20:59 Rob Zombie Did they go in there and take out? Take it out?

21:01 Caller Yeah, they tried to push it down, but they couldn't, so they ended up having to take it out.

21:06 Rob Zombie All right. Well, I think most of them would consider this triumph. Getting rid of half of that ugly sack and.

21:13 Adam Yeah. Look, this is like a Quasimodo getting a zit.

21:19 Rob Zombie Right.

21:20 Adam You know what I mean? It's like it's such a mess. Your sack is such a disgusting mess to women anyway, they don't care what the hell. It couldn't be any worse.

21:27 Caller No. It's a hip thing now.

21:29 Rob Zombie To have one.

21:30 Caller Sex in the City episode.

21:31 Adam Yeah, right.

21:32 Caller It's all hip to the scene.

21:33 Adam You could put Frankenstein bolts on your sack and it still wouldn't look any worse.

21:38 Rob Zombie That's what people do.

21:38 Adam Hold on, Rob. That might be a good one.

21:41 Caller Titanium ball.

21:42 Adam Yeah. Hey, Matt.

21:45 Drew Yeah.

21:46 Adam Here would be my idea though. Once they went ahead and took it out, how about putting it back in where it belongs? What's so wrong about that? You got to drop kick it into the garbage can? They take the testy out. Can't they put it into the sack if it's undescended?

22:02 Rob Zombie They were trying to pull it down. They couldn't get it. They just remove it. If they don't remove it, it becomes cancerous. I know.

22:07 Adam They take it out.

22:08 Rob Zombie No, no. They have to.

22:10 Adam What do they do? The testy is up in the abdomen, right?

22:14 Rob Zombie It has its own blood supply and nerve supply.

22:16 Adam Take it out and put it in where it belongs.

22:19 Rob Zombie You have to pull it down in with all that attached to it.

22:21 Adam Couldn't get it. Well, then you pull it out. Then you go up and you fish the...

22:25 Rob Zombie You can't do it.

22:26 Adam The cord down.

22:27 Rob Zombie All that wasn't there in developmental.

22:29 Adam I could do it.

22:30 Caller Just gave up too quick.

22:31 Adam Yeah, I'm saying. Let me tell you, if that was the doctor sack he was working on, God damn well he would have figured out how to get that thing down there. Would have taken them down to the astronaut training center and put them on one of those centrifuge spinning machines until it pulled out of him. Wait a minute, Drew. All right. All right, Matt, you're fine. You can do fine with one nut and it's something to talk about, and chicks are fine. They won't even know it. I don't think they'll know it.

23:01 Caller No, just tell them you're Swedish.

23:03 Adam Right. Swedish guys only have one nut.

23:04 Adam, you're a god.

23:05 Adam Thanks, there, Matt.

23:06 And I want to say hi to my friend.

23:08 Adam No.

23:08 Caller No.

23:09 Adam No. Impossible. Rob Zombie's our guest tonight. We will take ourselves a little break. We'll come back. We'll hear something off his new CD and all that after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Rob Zombie's our guest. The Sinister Urge is the name of the CD out in record stores all over the United States and beyond.

24:14 Caller Came out last week?

24:15 Adam As we speak, yes.

24:16 Caller Yeah, some guy on the parking lot had it on vinyl, and he goes, I can't find it on CD. What? And he was dead serious. He wasn't even kidding. I thought he was joking, but he wasn't.

24:28 Adam Obviously, they do a certain amount of vinyl for every CD that comes out now, or did you request it?

24:35 Caller They always do a certain amount because I think there's a certain amount, but it's like they'll make three million CDs and 15,000 vinyls or something, and have trouble selling them.

24:44 Adam Really? There's not enough-

24:46 Caller There's no stores that sell them. I mean, it's the collector's stores.

24:49 Adam Well, if you think about it too, just remember when you'd move back in the day and you'd pick up a stack of, let's say, 20 vinyl albums and you busted your ass or you kept them in a crate?

25:00 Caller In a milk crate.

25:01 Adam Like that mobile DJ thing that had like 30 of them in a milk crate, you lift that thing and you bust the gut. I mean, just imagine moving that stuff all over the country and stocking every shelf. So anyway, you can find it in vinyl. Is there a picture on it? Is it red? Is it got your head on it?

25:20 Caller No, it's pretty normal.

25:21 Adam Just a regular little vinyl.

25:22 Caller Just vinyl in itself is now.

25:24 Rob Zombie You know, you make fun of me for sort of not knowing what on like from 1982 to 1990, basically.

25:29 Adam Right.

25:30 Rob Zombie I had not been in a record store for a decade. And when I walked in, I was like, Oh my God, CDs.

25:35 Caller What is this? When did it convert over?

25:38 Drew I swear to God.

25:40 Rob Zombie I went, Oh my God. When did this happen?

25:42 Adam Yeah. Well, that's just 15 years. Yeah. Yeah. That is weird. Cameron. You're 20. Yep. What's up?

25:51 Caller No, I'm not going to go on, guys.

25:53 Adam Just hanging.

25:55 Caller All right. First, Adam, Dr. Drew, you guys are awesome, but I wanted to call in and ask Rob Zombie a question. Okay. I've been a fan of you for like 10 years, and I'm so excited about hearing about this movie. And I read an article a while ago that said, when you originally were working on it or it finished it, it was NC-17, and the studio said you couldn't put out an NC-17 movie. Is that true?

26:18 Caller Yeah, that's true. We sent it to the MPAA, and it got an NC-17, which was shocking to me at that point because it seemed like a soft R. As I had been, you know, I don't know. I don't know what the hell goes on at the ratings board. I think if you don't have any big stars and if they're harsher, but Universal won't release NC-17 movies. It's not under their corporate leasing strategy, as they told me.

26:38 Adam Interesting. And it's also interesting about the big star thing, because I could see not only you kiss an ass, but I mean, not you, I mean, but of the big star. But when you see a movie like a horror movie with a big star in it, it's safer.

26:52 Caller Well, that's what that was part of the argument too, because they simultaneously released Hannibal at the same time. And, you know, it's got the brain eating and stuff. And they said, well, when you see Anthony Hopkins eat a brain, it's not as scary as if you see like.

27:05 Adam Well, you know, Anthony Hopkins, you saw him on Good Morning.

27:08 Caller Yeah, and he'll be on Letterman making fun of it the next night or something.

27:11 Adam Right, so he's still alive, so you're not freaked out when he gets it in the movie.

27:15 Caller Yeah, but when you get crazy, unknown people, they look at it and go like, is that guy actually an actor or just some nut that's in the movie?

27:21 Adam Well, they could have killed a couple of those actors, no one would have cared. All right, what else, Cameron?

27:26 Caller So to follow up on that, did you cut it down to an R rating or are you going to try and release the NC-17?

27:32 Caller I'm not really sure I would like to release the NC-17 because it's the better movie and that's what everyone now expects. If I cut it to an R, everyone will see it and go like, what was the big deal about that? Because an R, I mean, an R rated movie now is pretty mild.

27:46 Adam To me too though, if you're going to see a horror movie, I mean, if you're going, Rob, you want it to be as hairy as it could be, right?

27:53 Caller My thoughts was, I mean, I wanted it to seem like a 70s movie because 70s horror movies always seemed like basically in the same league as porno back then. They were just dark and disgusting and raunchy and you left the movie feeling like, why did I just enjoy that? What's wrong with me that that seemed like a good time watching? I spit on your grave.

28:09 Adam Why did I come?

28:10 Caller Yeah. Why am I so happy and I want to see that again? Whereas now, it's like, you never feel like wrong about yourself leaving a horror movie, other than the fact that you wasted two hours of your life.

28:22 Adam Nothing. You know it was good. Everything's spectacular now, but to me, in horror movies, there's nothing worse than the plausible stuff they used to do in the 70s. You remember the Evil Dead? There's one scene where the arm comes up from underneath the cellar door, the guy's standing there, the guy takes a number two pencil, this demon, and just jams the number two pencil right into the guy's Achilles heel. I walked out of the theater limping, and I was like, this took nothing more than a foot and a number two pencil. No huge pyrotechnics or creative industrial light magic stuff, but man, it was effective.

29:02 Caller Yeah, I mean, I think a big computer-generated demon is not scary, but a crazy guy with a dirty pillowcase over his face is terrifying because you can picture that, and you'll be lying in bed at night thinking that guy with the pillowcase over his head standing in your window.

29:17 Adam Right, and you'll see other pillowcases.

29:20 Caller Yeah, it's just something you can relate to, but you see these other movies, and it's so over the top that you can't really relate, so it's not scary.

29:27 Adam It becomes surreal or just sort of out of the ordinary or extravagant if you don't buy it.

29:33 Caller Yeah, like the other funny thing is, say, The Exorcist is completely humorless, and everyone's always like, oh, that's the scariest move we've ever made. But then they have this other weird Hollywood formula that I think, it should always be funny, too. Horror and comedy go together when they do, and it always sucks when they go together.

29:48 Adam Right, well, what are some of your favorites?

29:52 Caller I mean, I like all the really early universal 30s stuff like Frankenstein, Dracula and the really good stuff, but then in the 70s, you know, the wave of kind of like Texas Chainsaw Massacre and that type of stuff.

30:01 Adam Are there any, is there any?

30:03 Caller More exploitive 70s stuff.

30:04 Adam Like suspense stuff, like I like The Shining. I'm trying to think of other ones that were a little more psychological and a little, you know, slow build, I guess you might say.

30:13 Caller I mean, I think even movies like Seven, you know, Seven was...

30:16 Adam Yeah, that was really good.

30:18 Caller I guess it's more like a crime movie, but, you know, as far as first scary movie in the last 20 years, right? I think.

30:23 Adam You know what I thought was good, too? The first, The Man Hunter, which was before sort of prequel, The Silence of the Lambs.

30:30 Caller Yeah, I didn't see that.

30:31 Adam Did you see that?

30:32 Caller No, I read the book, but I didn't see it.

30:33 Adam You should see it. It's weird. And The Hannibal Lecter was real good. It wasn't Anthony Hopkins.

30:40 Caller It was a TV movie, wasn't it?

30:41 Adam No.

30:41 Caller I thought it was a TV movie.

30:42 Adam It was a Michael Mann movie. And it was weird. It was a good movie. I recommend it to anyone who likes a thrill. Rachel, you're seventeen?

30:53 Caller Yes, I am.

30:54 Adam What's up?

30:55 Caller All right. My boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other over the summer. And I had thought that I broke my hymen before we had sex. And when we were having sex, I wasn't in any pain. So I thought, you know, that was true. Then the second time we had sex, I was dying of pain. And I wasn't sure why. And I went to the gynecologist about two weeks later because I thought I had a yeast infection and I was in pain then as well. And he told me that I actually still had my hymen. And I was really surprised and I had sex twice already.

31:23 Rob Zombie Boyfriend must be very proud.

31:26 Caller I wasn't sure exactly what was going on.

31:27 Adam Hung like a pigeon. And what? Well, yeah, that'll send a guy into therapy. Bang this chick three times. Hymen? Like, no.

31:37 He's not a small guy.

31:40 Caller He even dent it.

31:40 Adam Still got that new hymen smell.

31:44 Caller No, I was just surprised because he's not a small guy. Wow. And I was thinking that maybe because I use, I don't know, I used to horseback ride a lot and I use big tampons. So my friends told me maybe I stretched it out or maybe it's just high up or something.

31:57 Rob Zombie No, I think what they're just seeing is remnants, that it may be real fibrous and be having some difficulty coming apart there. And it's slowly working its way out.

32:08 Caller Okay.

32:09 Rob Zombie One of the times it hurt.

32:10 Caller Is there any way that I could check to see if it's gone or not or do I just have to hope?

32:16 Rob Zombie Why? I mean, you're concerned about it hurting next time?

32:18 Yeah, exactly.

32:20 Adam You're saying a canary up there or something? Is there any animal that can find diamonds there?

32:24 Rob Zombie Just to make sure you've got somebody who's compassionate if you really are having discomfort that he doesn't get carried away.

32:31 Drew Okay. All right.

32:32 Rob Zombie That's all. It will work itself out, I'm pretty sure.

32:34 Drew All right.

32:35 All right.

32:36 Adam Good times. Bye. Bye-bye. Well, there's a woman. I like a woman who can treat her vagina like she's talking about a car part.

32:43 It's all that horseback riding.

32:45 Rob Zombie It really sounds like like shoes.

32:47 Adam Yeah.

32:47 Rob Zombie Shoes didn't quite fit.

32:48 Adam I got these and the guy said they were 11, but I put them on. I should have put them on in the store, but I waited till I got home and one was a little tight. So I tried stretching it with one of those wooden things that looks like a foot.

32:59 Rob Zombie I leave it in every night, put the shoe horn on.

33:03 Adam When I was, I don't know if those things are still around, but when I was like five, getting hold of one of those wooden shoe, spring-loaded shoe stretcher things that look sort of like a foot was very fascinating to me. A puppet foot. Yeah. That and the, remember the shoe, the Extendo shoe horn?

33:20 Rob Zombie Oh yeah, with the horse's head on the top.

33:22 Adam Horse's head on the top and like the, and then they had like the shoe buffer. I don't think we're spending enough time on shoes as a society.

33:29 It's like the fine hotels have them.

33:31 Adam There was a day when dudes had a lot of shoe related stuff that we don't have anymore. We got to get back into that.

33:38 Rob Zombie The black and the red.

33:39 Adam Black on one side, red on the other, and that Extendo knob.

33:42 Rob Zombie The button on the top.

33:43 Adam Basically, the whole thing was, you have to put shoes on, but let's not have you bend over. So you get a five-foot long shoe horn with a horse's head on it, and you just, that'll work.

33:55 Rob Zombie You needn't bend over to touch.

33:57 Adam You got to buff it up. All right. Well, let's take a break. Should we do that? All right.

34:02 Rob Zombie Listen to a song.

34:04 Adam We were supposed to listen to a song, weren't we?

34:05 Rob Zombie We have time for that.

34:06 Adam Let's do it. We do? All right. You're okay. Oh, look at Anderson over there. Just fetching. Are you all right, Anderson? Well, he looked like a Jewish grandmother. His hand was on his head and he's like, oh, what the song?

34:18 No.

34:19 Adam We can hear a song, right?

34:20 Yeah.

34:20 Adam All right. We got time. This is from Rob Zombie. It's off of the Sinister Urge and this one is called Feel So Numb.

34:34 Caller I feel so numb.

34:35 Adam Yeah. Rob Zombie, everybody, off this Sinister Urge. We're going to take a quick break, and we'll be right back with you and Drew and Rob, and me after this.

38:13 Caller Love Line, 1-800-LOVE-191, back in a minute.

38:47 Hi, this is Chris from The Living End, and you're listening to Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Don't touch that dial.

38:54 Rob Zombie I'm amazed that Anderson hasn't dropped in in the Ozzie Drops since we've started. You know what I mean?

38:59 Adam I'm sure Rob has had many a lengthy and poignant conversation with Ozzie over the last few weeks and months.

39:06 Caller He is so funny.

39:07 Adam He really is. He's funny and funny. I mean, he's funny sounding and funny talking.

39:17 I used to do a lot of screwing around with my medicate.

39:23 Adam I think we should put Ozzie on tour where he just reads out of the phone book.

39:27 Caller I went over his house the other day, two days ago and it's just beyond out of control.

39:33 Adam In what sense?

39:33 Rob Zombie They were complaining about it when they were here.

39:35 Caller Well, it's under construction. They have an MTV crew living in the house. They have at least 10 dogs that run wild.

39:43 Adam Right.

39:43 Caller And now they added a cat to it. They have the maid and the auntie.

39:47 Rob Zombie Little dogs though, right?

39:48 Caller Yeah, all tiny dogs and they're all crazy and Ozzie seems to hate all of them.

39:52 I feel like I've been abducted by aliens and just let down again.

39:56 Caller It's sort of like that.

39:57 Adam That to me is a weird... To me, if I made a ton of money, would buy some solitude, which is you get a big gate and then you take the tin foil off the windows and get some nice blackout drapes and then you just sit home and masturbate and watch old movies. You would have...

40:15 I really don't... I'm really... I'm really... What did you say?

40:19 Drew I'm a hermit.

40:21 Rob Zombie He's a hermit, but he wouldn't have the actual sensory deprivation chamber that he would go for.

40:25 Adam I would make a sensory deprivation chamber and I would sleep in one of those salt solution tanks, you know, where you point.

40:32 Caller It's funny, you know, when we were talking about having a screening room that doesn't work.

40:36 Adam Right.

40:36 Caller When I was over there, he was screaming about the same thing because he couldn't figure out how to use the stereo because everything is on a giant universal remote. Yes. So at some point he walked out and sat in the car to listen to the... Because he wanted to listen to this Paul McCartney record so bad. It's just so funny because all their window shades, everything's, you know...

40:51 Adam Everything's hooked up to like this universal...

40:53 Caller But no one can figure out how to use it.

40:54 Adam Right. Yeah. Except the kids. These universal remotes are a scourge, a plague on modern society. They... What it is is instead of four remotes, you know how to work. We got one big one, you can't work.

41:08 Caller And it also doesn't have... The big one doesn't have all the functions of the individual ones.

41:12 Adam Right. So you can't figure out the pause of the slow motion or any of that.

41:16 Caller It's only about $2,000 for a remote.

41:21 Adam That's exactly what I have. Drew, do you have a big universal remote that you can't work?

41:25 Rob Zombie I'm not a big celebrity like you.

41:26 Adam Oh, yeah. The guys who hook it up are like, this is gonna change your life.

41:30 Caller But they don't tell you how. That's the problem.

41:32 Adam In the worst way imaginable. You'll never watch TV again is what they should say.

41:36 Rob Zombie That's what they should say.

41:37 Adam Drew pulled what? A roach? Oh, a bug. Yeah. That's nice.

41:41 Rob Zombie Good times.

41:41 Adam That's probably just hatching and their offspring is making its way to your brain as we speak. Ryan?

41:50 Caller Yeah.

41:50 Adam You're 16?

41:52 Caller Yeah.

41:54 Okay.

41:55 I'm really nervous. I'm sorry.

41:56 Okay.

41:57 Rob Zombie We're with you.

41:58 Caller All right. Rob, you're like, you're the greatest and all that.

42:03 Caller Thank you.

42:04 And Adam, you're really cool too.

42:07 Rob Zombie Thanks.

42:07 And you can't forget Drew.

42:09 Caller And Drew.

42:10 Rob Zombie The way to deal with this when you're nervous is go right to that question.

42:13 All right.

42:15 Caller You know that wrestler Edge?

42:18 Caller Yeah.

42:18 Rob Zombie Yeah.

42:18 He's got your music. I just want to know, did WWF come to you and ask you if they can use your song or, you know?

42:25 Rob Zombie How did he get that as his theme song?

42:27 Caller I actually wasn't sure until I talked to him and he actually requested it. Well, he needed a theme song and he asked the WWF if there was any Rob Zombie songs. And it just so happened he asked that right at the moment that I had a new record and it just was an accident.

42:43 Adam Do you get a piece like from Ascap or something? Like when they play it, when he enters the arena?

42:49 Caller Maybe, but I'm sure it's like, you know. 12th of a cent. A 12th of a cent.

42:53 Adam Right. Per each man. That adds up. After 4000 matches, it gets $5.

42:59 Caller A buck a year on that.

43:00 Adam Right.

43:01 Caller But yeah, no.

43:02 Adam It's kind of flattering though, right?

43:03 Caller That was cool because I figured it was just when he came out to the show and I met him, I figured they had just stuck him with the song and he wouldn't give a crap and it would be really embarrassing. But he was into it.

43:12 Adam He picked it out.

43:13 Caller Yeah, so it was good.

43:14 Adam I wonder if they have a library to choose from, the WWF. You know, like certain songs they've cleared or certain songs you can use, like you can't use Happy Birthday because that costs too much.

43:25 Rob Zombie I bet they clear it as they impulse it.

43:28 Adam Yeah, but if you want to do a Beatles song, because I've run into this with the Man Show, it's too expensive.

43:34 Caller Yeah, that's true.

43:34 Adam You can't go out there to Hard Day's Night or Norwegian Wood.

43:40 Rob Zombie Thus, you don't hear them doing that.

43:42 Adam I guess there's a lot of guys wanting to do that.

43:44 Caller That's why Stone Cold Steve Austin is not using Hard Day's Night.

43:47 Adam Hey, Ryan.

43:48 Caller Yeah.

43:49 Adam You satisfied?

43:50 Caller Yeah.

43:51 Adam All right, buddy.

43:52 Caller All right.

43:52 Adam Thanks for calling.

43:53 Caller Okay.

43:53 Adam Take care.

43:55 Caller I thought he was setting us up for something really bad.

43:58 Adam Christina? That's in the 11 o'clock hour. Christina, you're 16. What's up?

44:02 Drew Hey. Hey.

44:04 First time caller, long time listener. You guys are awesome.

44:06 Drew Great.

44:07 Caller I was calling in response to the girl that called a little bit ago about the nine months, no blowjob thing.

44:14 Drew Yeah.

44:16 Caller It's not as bad as it seems, really.

44:19 Adam For you, it's not. For the penis, it's hell.

44:22 Rob Zombie On the other hand, it's a certain diabolical quality to it. I mean, women are not employing that kind of technique more often. This should prove to you guys, you are in control. The guy is behaving himself beautifully for nine months.

44:32 Adam Well, and another thing, too, if I wanted out at the seven month mark, I would stay in.

44:37 Rob Zombie Two more months?

44:38 Adam I'd be like, jeez, I got seven months into this blowjob. I'm going to gut it out for another two months.

44:42 Rob Zombie And maybe something really nice will happen in that two month period.

44:44 Adam Yeah, like a BJ.

44:46 Rob Zombie I like to really have a relationship with her.

44:47 Adam Yeah, right.

44:48 Rob Zombie Out of that BJ.

44:51 Adam Why are you doing this, Christina?

44:52 Caller Well, I was really, really scared, and it totally grossed me out.

44:57 Rob Zombie Let's talk about what is it that's fearful, that makes you fearful of this thing?

45:01 Caller It's just the fact of having a penis in your mouth, I guess.

45:04 Rob Zombie Is there a fantasy attached to that? Something about the edges? Yeah, that it's going to pierce you or something? I don't know.

45:09 Caller It's just disgusting when you think about it.

45:11 Rob Zombie It's disgusting. It's not fearfulness. You're just going to get totally grossed out.

45:15 Caller Yeah, but then you have to think about it the other way, too.

45:18 Adam About him on you?

45:19 Caller Yeah.

45:19 Adam Yeah, that's worse. I really do. I really think, just on the cosmic order, I mean, if I was like from outer space, I'd be blowing guys rather than going down on chicks.

45:35 Rob Zombie If it had no abstract meanings.

45:37 Adam If I had like no genitalia and no sexual proclivity and I just came from Mars, I'd probably be, I'd get in the line for the BJs.

45:44 Caller Little K-E-T.

45:45 Adam Right. Ooh, there's a good sequel.

45:47 Caller I don't know.

45:48 Adam Christina?

45:49 Caller Yeah?

45:49 Adam So you're doing this, are you scared of the orgasm part of it or is it just the penis that's bad?

45:56 Caller I've only done it once and I waited four months with this guy to do it.

46:00 Adam Right.

46:00 Caller I finally did it and it actually wasn't really as bad as I thought it was going to be.

46:04 Caller There you go.

46:07 Adam So it didn't bite you. Fantastic. Are you still with this guy?

46:13 Caller Unfortunately, no.

46:14 Adam Oh, he broke up with you?

46:16 Caller Yeah.

46:16 Adam Yeah, he didn't do a good enough job.

46:18 Drew No.

46:19 Adam Alright, so sweet dreams. Thank you. Alright, Christina, thanks. Take care of yourself. We are going to take ourselves a little top of the hour break. Rob Zombie is our guest tonight. We'll hear something else off the new CD, The Sinister Urge, after this.

46:34 Alright, guys, bottom line, here's the deal. Looking to hook up?

46:37 Sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

46:40 Caller One call is all you need to make.

46:41 Call the Dateline.

46:42 Caller The Dateline.

46:42 Caller 877-889-DATE.

46:48 Caller Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

47:26 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Rob Zombie is our guest tonight. The Sinister Urge is the name of the CD out in stores. And on these new things, Drew, they're called the Compact Dis.

47:42 Caller They're even smaller.

47:44 Rob Zombie Listen, I remember walking. What is this?

47:48 Adam Yeah.

47:49 Rob Zombie My God, this happened overnight.

47:50 Adam Yeah.

47:52 Rob Zombie It was 10 years I've been in an Alport.

47:54 Adam You're telling me you don't have to wind the Victrola anymore? You plug them in?

47:58 Caller What is this?

48:00 Rob Zombie I really never really realized, but you have no idea how freaked out I was. Oh my God.

48:04 Adam Drew, you know what your whole life is? You know those movies when guys go into a coma?

48:08 Caller Yeah.

48:08 Adam And then they wake up 20 years later. Awakenings. They see a soft swirl yogurt machine and they freak out. That's you every day, right?

48:16 Rob Zombie It's about time. That's my life. Remember that? The guys from the astronauts go back and pick up a couple of cavemen in the bodies of imaging coca and...

48:26 Adam What year was that? Jesus, Drew. Our listeners were not born for another 45 years. Okay. So where are we? How's your brother doing at Power Man 5000 and everything?

48:39 Caller Good.

48:40 Caller He's just working on a new record.

48:42 Adam Do you guys perform together?

48:45 Caller Just once at some K-Rock Christmas deal.

48:49 Adam Oh, the acoustic Christmas.

48:51 Rob Zombie Are you coming out this year?

48:53 Caller Well, we're kind of going to supposedly be on the road at the same time, so we'll be all the way on the other side of the country.

48:58 Adam Oh, yeah.

48:59 Rob Zombie Ozzy broke his leg.

49:01 Caller Hairline fractures, actually.

49:02 Adam Really? What happened?

49:06 Caller I don't know. He hurt himself the first night of the tour. That's why I'm home. I was supposed to be in Kansas right now or something.

49:13 Adam Right. And doing some stunt, like trying to walk or...

49:17 Caller I don't know what happened. He never told me. You are the weakest thing. Goodbye.

49:21 Adam He seems like... I don't know how old is he in his early 50s?

49:25 Caller 53.

49:26 Adam He seems pretty robust, pretty strong.

49:30 In some ways.

49:31 Adam Yeah. All right, Drew. That was a shot. Jared?

49:34 Yeah.

49:35 Adam In some ways. Jared, you're 18.

49:37 Caller Yeah. Is this Rob?

49:39 Adam Yeah, that's Rob.

49:40 Caller Yes.

49:41 Caller Dude, you're like my hero. Period. I just wanted to let you know that. And I had a question about White Zombie.

49:47 Caller Uh-huh.

49:48 Caller In your albums, dude. Um, other than Las X or Sista and Astro Keep 2000, are there any other albums that I should be looking for?

49:58 Caller Uh, there's other records, but they're, you know, I don't even think they're on CD. We put them out.

50:05 Caller It doesn't matter what they're on. I want to find, you know.

50:07 Caller They're on vinyl somewhere, but not available. I mean, maybe in a used record store in the cutout bin somewhere, but they're not available.

50:15 Caller Do you have any of the album names, though?

50:16 Caller Like Make Them Die Slowly was one record. That was really the only one. Soulcrusher was another album, but that's about it. Then there's some singles and things floating around, but they're all pretty hard to find. I mean, maybe someday I'll reissue them, but...

50:31 Adam Can you get on the internet and find something?

50:33 Caller I'm sure there's bootlegs all over the place.

50:37 Caller Yeah, I checked your website out. I think they only had one of the singles on there and then Sinister Urge.

50:43 Caller Yeah, my website's a mess.

50:44 Drew Do you...

50:46 Caller Don't go there for any information.

50:47 Adam The same guy who designed his home theater, actually, put it together. Hey, Jared.

50:52 Caller Yeah.

50:53 Adam Well, you've heard the stuff, right? Where did you hear it? Was it on the radio or...?

50:57 Caller Well, one of my friends knew the type of music I listened to and recommended it, Rob. And, you know, I bought the first CD. The first CD I bought was Hellbilly Deluxe. And I've just loved this stuff since then. And then later, in about high school, you know, I found out about his previous band, White Zombie, and that stuff is marvelous, too.

51:17 Adam Well, and you're living in Van Nuys?

51:20 Caller Yeah.

51:20 Adam You got to get out of there. It's all right. No, no, it's not all right. You got to get out of that Van Nuys. It's horrible. Where do you live in Van Nuys?

51:29 Caller I live right off the 405.

51:31 Adam All right. That's a little more. Oh, no, 405 and what exit?

51:36 Caller Sherman Way.

51:37 Adam No.

51:38 Caller Sherman Way.

51:38 Adam Yeah, you got to get out of there.

51:40 Caller It's kind of scary every once in a while.

51:41 Adam Yeah, yeah. Get out of there. They call it Sherman Way because it's like when Sherman marched through Atlanta. Yeah. It's marginally worse than that. Scorched earth. That's what's left. All the livestock has been killed, the women have been raped, and they burned everything to the ground. Harris? Yeah. You're 14. What's up?

52:02 Caller I was wondering what the average 14-year-old penis length was.

52:08 Adam About nine, nine and a half probably.

52:10 Rob Zombie Lots of variability.

52:11 Adam I mean flaccid. You talking about erect?

52:13 Caller Yeah.

52:13 Adam Erect like 13?

52:17 Caller Holy crap.

52:19 Adam Not all of them are 13. There's some 11.

52:21 Rob Zombie Lots of variability, Harris. Some guys are in the puberty, been there for three years, some are not there yet, and there's tremendous range. There's sort of no normal.

52:28 Adam I mean, I had friends when I was in the 9th grade who were like 14, and then other guys that were like 10 and a half, you know? Then we made fun of those guys, but it's cool. They grow. What are you at, Harris?

52:44 I'm really embarrassed now. Five and a half.

52:46 Adam Oh, man. Well, that's flaccid. But what about when you get erect?

52:53 That's what I mean.

52:54 Drew Oh, man.

52:57 Jesus, God.

53:01 Adam Wow. Hey, I'm sorry.

53:02 Rob Zombie You're laughing, brother. You're way ahead of the curve. You're fine, Harris. You're fine.

53:06 Rob Zombie You're way ahead.

53:07 Caller Gunshot.

53:08 Rob Zombie You're way ahead.

53:08 Adam You're being serious, though, right?

53:11 Drew Yeah.

53:15 Adam No, you're fine. Harris, you're five and a half. Fine. Fine at 14.

53:20 Drew Yeah.

53:20 Rob Zombie Better than fine. Yeah. Above average.

53:22 Adam The average is at under six, so they say.

53:25 Drew Yeah.

53:25 Adam All right.

53:27 Rob Zombie In a 21-year-old.

53:28 Caller I also have another question, too.

53:29 All righty.

53:31 Caller My mom, recently, when I was on the computer, she caught me looking at porn, and now she never trusts me.

53:38 Rob Zombie Well, she shouldn't, because she looks at her. If you wait for two seconds, guess what you'll be doing.

53:42 You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

53:44 Adam So what do you want us to do?

53:48 Caller Well, like, have that happened to you before, and like how long did it take for this call?

53:55 Adam When Drew was 14, he had to look at star constellations to try to find stuff that looked like it was the shape of a penis or something.

54:01 Rob Zombie Actually, they had these little pictures from Paris that you could look at. That's a big deal.

54:05 Adam I swear to Christ, if I got some nudie playing cards, it was a good day at 14.

54:10 Rob Zombie Those pens.

54:12 Adam The pen that you flipped over, where the bikini came off the chick when you flipped it over.

54:16 Caller Yeah, I remember every once in a while, some kid would find some porno mag out in the woods that had been rained on for a year.

54:22 Rob Zombie You'd put it in a shrine.

54:23 Caller Yeah. You'd salvaged one picture out of it.

54:27 Adam I used to go to the big five.

54:29 Rob Zombie The smell of mildew becomes arousing now.

54:31 Adam I had a raft box that I used to look at. I had a chick with a bikini floating on a raft. It was the box that the raft came into that was pornography. Those were lean times.

54:43 Rob Zombie You'd go on the web, can you imagine that?

54:45 Caller Then came HBO.

54:46 Adam Oh, I mean, could you, at just everybody, we're all basically the same age here, close your eyes and just picture being 13 or 14 and hopping on the web. And that just crazy Pandora's box of sexuality.

55:01 Would you be able to go to school?

55:04 Adam No. No. I would have killed myself. Pulled my penis off and hemorrhaged. Pull a pull a blood mouse in his left hand, penis in his right hand. It's not going to be an open casket. I'll tell you that.

55:20 Oh, man.

55:22 Adam Andrew, what are you going to do? Your kids work those, that computer like some sort of Japanese tech.

55:29 Rob Zombie Yes.

55:30 Adam What the hell are you going to do when those sons of yours hit 14?

55:35 Rob Zombie I don't know. It either is going to put some, probably some sort of electronic barriers.

55:38 Caller Bookmark some sites for them.

55:39 Rob Zombie On the other hand, yeah.

55:42 I don't know.

55:42 Adam You can't stop them though.

55:43 They'll know more than you.

55:45 Rob Zombie I don't know that it's a bad thing.

55:46 Adam Well, what about 12, 11 or 12?

55:49 Rob Zombie Then they're going to be watched when they're on the computer.

55:53 Adam What are you just going to have like a security guy just stand like, some guy named Ernie just stand by?

55:58 Rob Zombie That guy with the handlebar mustache.

56:00 Adam A 300 pound black guy just stand there with the pepper spray in his hand.

56:03 Rob Zombie Absolutely.

56:05 Adam Because you're not going to be able to stop them. They're going to be smarter than you with the computer. They'll get on it at school.

56:10 Rob Zombie I remember once we had a discussion about this and I was saying, look, I do not have pornography in my house, which I do not. But I realized that we have DSL and we've got the DirecTV DSL and things faster than hell and it's great. And guess what? Now they can-

56:22 Caller You get nothing but pornography in your house.

56:23 Rob Zombie In a few seconds, they can pop that in and get it up.

56:25 Yeah.

56:26 Caller That's it.

56:26 Get it up.

56:27 Rob Zombie But I mean get the images up in a few seconds and I don't know what the hell to do about that.

56:31 Adam When I used to babysit, it was always the first time I babysat, I would turn the house over like it was a Bin Laden's cave. I would go through that, tearing open furniture with a knife, pulling pictures off and flipping them over. I mean, it would always start in the bathroom underneath the sink. That's the number one place, Playboys. It was a Playboy, I was talking to a fireman.

56:56 Rob Zombie And then the parents' chest.

56:58 Adam Yeah, the parents, getting into that stuff, yeah.

57:01 Rob Zombie And the closets up there.

57:02 Adam Drew, you got nothing in your house for the babysitter to spank it to at least?

57:06 Rob Zombie Zero.

57:06 Adam You should throw a bone to the babysitter at least.

57:09 Rob Zombie Zero.

57:09 Adam I would want another five bucks an hour if there was no porn in the house.

57:12 Rob Zombie None, zero.

57:13 Adam Now, that's my policy with babysitting. No pornography, it's going to cost you. I make no bones right up front.

57:18 Rob Zombie And I actually wonder if exposing kids to this kind of explicitly arousing material screws with them a little bit in terms of what their expectations of sexuality is.

57:28 Adam Like weird stump stuff and guys with dicks and dicks.

57:32 Rob Zombie Just like think what you were exposed to at 13. That became the goal. That became a woman.

57:39 Adam That's the benchmark.

57:40 Rob Zombie That became a woman. True, true. I wonder if you now are dialing in all kinds of other stuff and getting exposed to tremendously arousing, explicit material.

57:49 Adam Okay, interesting point. So what you're saying is the stuff we were looking at, it's sort of like the music you listen to in high school or junior high. That stuff gets burned in your psyche and you always have a sort of nostalgic place for it.

58:01 Caller Yeah, I think that's true because somewhere in my mind, it's all still frozen in some sort of like Swedish ski lodge. Like everyone's in big white sweaters and stuff vibe.

58:11 Rob Zombie But it became like that's where you want to go. Yeah.

58:14 Caller Like somehow there's a fireplace and skis and hot tub.

58:18 Adam They're in the chalet.

58:19 Drew Yeah.

58:20 Adam You turn like nine pages before the sweater comes off. Like shots of them sitting around drinking cocoa and stuff before you even get to see one boob. But it is true that if you do ever spot any of that now, it speaks to you.

58:35 Rob Zombie That's crazy sunglasses with the white and the mirror.

58:39 Adam Your kids are true. All right. Daniel?

58:43 Yeah, hey, Mr. Corolla, you're the man.

58:45 Caller You are hilarious.

58:46 Adam Well, thanks, Daniel.

58:47 Caller Dr. Drew, you're pretty cool, too.

58:49 Adam Hey, say hi to Rob Zombie.

58:50 Caller And you're all right, too. Mr. Rob, yeah, you're the man.

58:53 Rob Zombie Yeah, you're fine, Rob.

58:55 Caller Here's my question.

58:56 It's for Adam.

58:58 Caller You remember an episode you did on the Man Show?

59:01 Caller You went to Snoop Dogg's house?

59:03 Yeah. Yeah.

59:04 Caller Yeah.

59:05 Yeah.

59:05 Rob Zombie He's never been the same. He has never been the same.

59:08 Adam Right?

59:09 Did you actually smoke?

59:10 Adam Yeah, got baked.

59:11 Caller Are you serious?

59:12 Adam Absolutely.

59:13 Rob Zombie Couldn't you tell?

59:13 Caller Snoop Dogg, did he smoke?

59:16 Adam Snoop Dogg smoked.

59:17 Rob Zombie Does he breathe?

59:18 Adam Snoop Dogg was smoking weed from the second we showed up at his house to the second we left. And I'm sure if we'd come back an hour later, he still would have been smoking. He just rolling spleef all day long. And we're trying to shoot this bit at his house that was basically Snoop and had a lot of weed jokes in it. At a certain point, we just said, look, we should just get stoned too, to really make the bit authentic. But Jimmy's a real lightweight. And Snoop's got some righteous herb and I lost it. I just started laughing and eating. I just laughed and ate the whole rest of the thing.

59:52 Rob Zombie Jimmy started wandering around like a lunatic.

59:54 Adam Jimmy brought Snoop a big basket of muffins. And he said, my bitch baked you these. And he handed it to him at the beginning. And then Jimmy proceeded to finish off the entire basket of muffins and about 14 pieces of Kentucky Fried Chicken. And he went insane.

1:00:11 Caller I thought I was on a show though.

1:00:12 Adam No, I don't really remember it that much. But Snoop smokes a lot of weed. But here's the important message. You kids shouldn't smoke marijuana. That's only for comedians.

1:00:25 Caller Well, wait, I got a question for Drew about that weed.

1:00:29 Caller Does marijuana, do they have proof that it does permanent brain damage?

1:00:34 Rob Zombie They have some evidence that under the age of 16, that it can change the structure of a part of your brain that you actually are using to negotiate development, the right frontal lobe. Now, how much you have to smoke to get that is sort of unclear. And I'm of the opinion that if you stop smoking that stuff comes back. So I'm not seeing any permanent brain damage from marijuana. The problem is that it causes depression and it does affect your ability to negotiate development. And you know, so it has some real serious consequences associated with it.

1:01:05 Adam But it's more that if you get, people who smoke a lot of weed get baked every day. And so you sort of, you get frozen a little bit.

1:01:13 Rob Zombie Right, it stops your development.

1:01:15 Adam You start getting baked every day at 15 and then you're 25 and that's 10 years you got baked every day. You lost a little piece of that.

1:01:22 Rob Zombie You'll walk into record stores and wonder what the hell happened. There's cities in there.

1:01:27 Adam But I mean, it's no different than if you got up every morning and had a couple shots of Jaeger and a few beers, I mean.

1:01:34 Rob Zombie Also bad.

1:01:35 Adam It would be bad if you did it every day. So Daniel, how much weed are you smoking?

1:01:42 Caller Just like twice a week.

1:01:44 Rob Zombie I don't get the addict thing from that.

1:01:46 Adam No, I don't get that from you either.

1:01:47 Rob Zombie You're either controlling it or whatever, but be careful.

1:01:51 Drew I'm not an idiot.

1:01:52 Rob Zombie I'm not being an idiot.

1:01:53 Adam Take it easy, because I do, I got friends that been smoking now for like 15, 20 years and they're having trouble getting off it.

1:02:03 Rob Zombie Hey, and Adam? I'm having trouble getting on with life. Right. It's awesome. Yeah.

1:02:06 Drew But.

1:02:07 You remember me. I'm going to see you in Hollywood.

1:02:09 All right?

1:02:09 Caller All right.

1:02:10 Drew You remember.

1:02:11 Caller Where?

1:02:12 Drew Where?

1:02:12 I don't know.

1:02:13 Caller Being in one of my movies or something.

1:02:14 Adam Oh, I see. Oh, in Hollywood.

1:02:16 Yeah, in Hollywood.

1:02:17 Caller All right.

1:02:17 Adam All right, I'll be waiting.

1:02:18 Caller All right.

1:02:19 In the movie.

1:02:19 Caller Hold on.

1:02:19 Adam Let me call my agent.

1:02:20 Caller All right.

1:02:21 Adam Hey, this is a 16 year old stoner. One day he's going to make good and put me in one of his movies. What do you say? Now, we may have to wait 15 or 20 years, but don't worry. I think I can do and keep a flow of the radio show. All right. Let's talk to Charles.

1:02:37 Rob Zombie I should go start people say that because how many hundreds of people or thousands say that kind of thing.

1:02:41 Adam Remember me? Yeah.

1:02:42 Rob Zombie Then I think, oh, geez. Yeah, maybe.

1:02:45 Adam All right, Charles. Don't burst the kids bubble. You're going to bum his high. You're harshing him. Charles, you're 20. What's up?

1:02:52 Caller Yeah. I got a question for Rob.

1:02:54 Adam Here he is.

1:02:55 Caller Yes. Yeah. What gave you the idea for that extra CD that came with your new album?

1:03:04 Caller What gave me the idea? Someone just mentioned it to me and we were trying to find something that we could give away with the first bunch of people that went out and bought the record. It was like the first 150,000 and you know that was the best thing we could come up with that we thought people would go for, you know, just a free CD full of other bands.

1:03:23 Caller Well, I've never seen it in any other album. So I thought it was kind of.

1:03:26 Adam Yeah, I think it was a compilation like CD.

1:03:29 Caller Yeah, it was like a compilation. I think there was like an Aussie song on a new Slayer, like a bunch of different bands and new bands. Just.

1:03:35 Adam Yeah, that's a good idea.

1:03:36 Rob Zombie You know, it's a way to showcase other talent.

1:03:39 Caller I think it must have been done before because I'm sure we didn't think of the idea of it.

1:03:43 Adam Well, like I've I'm just haven't heard of bands putting it out with their CD, but maybe they have. I don't know.

1:03:50 Caller I mean, sometimes people, you know, you could give like a free post or a T-shirt or something, but, you know, yeah, we figured this would be something different.

1:03:57 Adam You like the CD, Charles?

1:03:58 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:03:59 Adam Good.

1:04:00 Caller It's kick ass.

1:04:01 Adam You like both of them. You like the Rob Zombie one and you like the compilation.

1:04:05 Caller Yeah, I was surprised when I got it. I was like, whoa, that's cool.

1:04:10 Caller All right. Well, that's good. I always wondered if anyone got them. I'm always afraid that, you know, Yeah, like, that never happens. That never actually happens.

1:04:17 Adam Great, Rob. We'll get right on that. All right, Charles.

1:04:20 Caller All right.

1:04:21 Adam Take care of yourself. We're going to hear ourselves a Rob Zombie song now.

1:04:24 Caller All right?

1:04:25 Adam All right. This is off the Sinister Urge CD. Anderson has got that look again. We got it queued up there, Anderson? Yep. This is called Never Gonna Stop.

1:04:38 Caller Use my body to keep you alive.

1:07:39 Adam Never going to stop. Another good one from Rob Zombie. The Sinister Urge is the name of the CD. Rob Zombie is our guest tonight. We're going to take a quick break, and we'll be right back with more after this.

1:07:55 Caller Um, back in a minute.

1:08:24 Drew Nice.

1:08:27 Caller Rob Zombie.

1:08:28 Adam Oh, you little people, you know nothing. Rob Zombie and I were just in here talking about our $30,000 Universal remotes and the little people.

1:08:40 Caller So easy. Mugga, Mugga, Mugga, Mugga, Mugga, Mugga, Mugga, Mugga, Mugga, Mugga, Mugga, Mugga.

1:08:44 Rob Zombie Have Rob Zombie do this.

1:08:45 Caller Yeah, Mugga. All right, all right, come on, Ace, please.

1:08:51 Adam What are we talking about? Loveline, everybody. And Christopher Titus will be in here from the Fox show Titus tomorrow night. And Drew's here, Rob's here, everyone's here. Let's get back to the phones and speak to Joel. Joel?

1:09:05 Drew Yeah?

1:09:06 Adam You're 14, what's up?

1:09:07 Caller Yeah, when I masturbate, I come really quickly.

1:09:10 Rob Zombie Good times.

1:09:11 Adam That's a time saver.

1:09:14 Drew Yeah.

1:09:16 Caller And yeah, I am a virgin.

1:09:18 Drew Oh, shock.

1:09:20 Caller And I don't know if it makes any difference or not, but I've been masturbating since like as long as I can remember. Like since I was like four.

1:09:27 Rob Zombie Really?

1:09:28 Adam But nothing came out at four, right?

1:09:30 Caller Yeah, of course not.

1:09:31 Adam Well, that's diddling.

1:09:33 Caller Yeah, but still I would orgasm.

1:09:37 Rob Zombie Really?

1:09:38 Adam Yeah, like how do you get that sort of sensation?

1:09:42 Caller Yeah, like I would wake up really early in the morning, go downstairs to watch TV, and I just kind of failed with until I had an orgasm. I didn't know what it was or anything.

1:09:51 Drew All right.

1:09:52 Adam So you're doing all right now, right?

1:09:54 Drew Yeah.

1:09:55 Adam How many times a day can we put you down for?

1:09:58 Caller One or two.

1:09:59 Drew All right.

1:10:00 Adam Good times here, Joel.

1:10:02 Caller Yeah.

1:10:02 Adam You're keeping the good work.

1:10:03 Drew Good times. All right.

1:10:05 Adam Nothing wrong with that.

1:10:06 Caller Yeah.

1:10:07 Adam You're fine.

1:10:08 Caller All right.

1:10:08 Adam You'll be getting laid. I just checked my calendar, 2014. Okay.

1:10:14 Caller And Rob Zombie?

1:10:15 Drew Yes.

1:10:17 Caller Your brother, Spider, he said he was coming out with a new album on the 28th of September or something earlier, and it isn't out yet.

1:10:29 Caller What's up with that?

1:10:31 Caller I'm not sure when that's coming out. They're still working on it.

1:10:34 Drew Okay. I don't know.

1:10:35 Caller All right.

1:10:37 Caller They're working on it.

1:10:38 Adam Is Spider scared of you? Like you got that little big brother thing going? He could put a little heat on him, probably, if the record released. Give him a little ass-wobbing. Let's talk to Tom, who's 28. Tom?

1:10:52 Caller Hey, how's it going? Good. This is Adam.

1:10:54 Drew Yeah.

1:10:55 Caller Adam, the Mr. Man Show guy.

1:10:57 Drew Right.

1:10:58 Rob Zombie What's up, Tom?

1:10:59 Caller How's it going, Adam?

1:10:59 Drew Good.

1:11:01 Caller And Drew?

1:11:02 Drew Good.

1:11:02 Adam And Rob?

1:11:03 Caller And Rob, of course.

1:11:06 Adam You know, people call this show like they're asking a chick out to the prom. You know what I mean? Yeah, just call and ask your question. We're fine.

1:11:14 Caller OK. Well, my question is, I'm dating this mom who has a six-month-old baby girl. And she's 20 years old.

1:11:25 Adam Right.

1:11:25 Caller And she's just kind of been acting kind of strange because she says that she's been in an abusive relationship. She left somewhere in Ohio and came out here to Utah. Right. Because her mom told her to leave that relationship. She was babysitting three boys plus her baby, and the guy wasn't doing anything, taking the baby.

1:11:49 Adam Hold on, Tom, you can't use the S-word.

1:11:52 Rob Zombie Or the F-word, to be clear with him.

1:11:56 Adam All right. I think Anderson put him on hold. Get him back, Anderson, come on.

1:12:01 Caller Hello.

1:12:02 Adam Yeah.

1:12:02 Caller I'm here.

1:12:03 Adam Don't swear, please.

1:12:04 Caller I'm sorry.

1:12:04 Adam Okay.

1:12:05 Drew Unacceptable.

1:12:05 Caller The guy was being a jerk, okay?

1:12:06 Adam Right.

1:12:07 Caller Jerk's a good word, right?

1:12:09 Drew Sure.

1:12:09 Caller Okay. Well, he was just being a jerk. We'll just leave it up to imaginary listeners to go-

1:12:14 Caller You are an asshole.

1:12:15 Adam Tom, Tom, all the subtext is going on in your mind?

1:12:19 Rob Zombie Yeah, leave it there.

1:12:19 Adam Keep it there.

1:12:20 Drew Yeah. Okay.

1:12:22 Caller I'm wondering, how do I fix a woman that's kind of been abused?

1:12:28 Rob Zombie You can't fix her. That's your question?

1:12:31 Caller Well, my question is, I mean, I'm dating her right now, and she's just kind of making it really fast with me, and it's like, I don't know what I should do.

1:12:39 Adam Tom, she is a chaotic person who comes from a chaotic environment, and you will get caught up in the eye of that chaos.

1:12:49 Caller I'm trying to help her look like a lady because she's not really, she's not like the Pamela Anderson model type girl, but she will do. You know what I mean? I don't know.

1:13:03 Adam What does she look like?

1:13:04 Caller What does she look like? She's got 40 double Ds. No way. Five four.

1:13:09 Adam No way. This is bogus.

1:13:11 Caller She's 210. I'm not bogusing you.

1:13:14 Adam 210?

1:13:15 Caller 210 pounds.

1:13:16 Adam Well, but five four. That's about right.

1:13:18 Caller She's 210 pounds. She just got done having a baby.

1:13:21 Adam Hey, Tom.

1:13:22 Caller Yeah.

1:13:22 Adam What's up with you, buddy? You're 28. You have a job?

1:13:27 Caller Yes, I do.

1:13:28 Adam What do you do?

1:13:29 Caller I drive a beer truck.

1:13:30 Adam Beer truck. A beer truck?

1:13:32 Caller Yes.

1:13:32 Adam That's a good gig, right?

1:13:34 Caller Adam, you might remember me. Oh, no. I called on one time about something about a pillow. A what?

1:13:43 Adam A pillow?

1:13:44 Caller Yes, I was infatuated with pillows. Oh.

1:13:47 Adam I remember a guy calling about cushions, but not pillows.

1:13:51 Caller Masturbating with pillows.

1:13:53 Adam Yes, all right. Hey, Tom.

1:13:54 Caller Yes.

1:13:55 Adam Maybe you shouldn't be around young kids. Have you ever considered that?

1:13:59 Caller I don't do things like that around babies or young kids.

1:14:03 Adam I see. But are you drinking some of the stuff that you haul around in your truck?

1:14:07 Caller No. No, I don't drink and drive. A CDL is very important. You get pulled over and you're drinking.

1:14:14 Rob Zombie He'd like to, but he knows not to.

1:14:16 Adam Are you drunk now?

1:14:17 Caller No, I'm not.

1:14:18 Adam Okay. Tom, this girl, okay, here's your plan. Don't get her pregnant.

1:14:24 Caller Okay. I'm going to use a condom.

1:14:25 Adam Okay. But you got to use a different one next time, right?

1:14:28 Caller Well, I thought Trojan was the best one.

1:14:31 Adam Yes. That's the best brand.

1:14:34 Rob Zombie He means actually a new condom, not necessarily a different brand.

1:14:38 Adam Here's what I'm saying, Tom. This girl's chaotic. You cannot fix her. You're going to try to turn her into, you know, pull some sort of Pinocchio job on her and turn her into a little girl or a little boy, whatever Pinocchio turned into. But here's the deal. It's never going to work, but that's fine. Have your kicks with those double D's, but do not get her pregnant because then you will be locked in.

1:15:03 Rob Zombie He said she has a six month old daughter too. Don't be around that girl, the daughter, or the child too much unless you're planning to spend a long time with this woman, like ten years. Because it's not fair to that child to be getting these different men in her life or his life, and then they disappear.

1:15:22 Adam But I understand it, you know, six month old, 5'4, 210, I mean, it's hard to say no to that. I mean, all she needs is a moped, and that's, boy.

1:15:33 Rob Zombie Moped and a mullet.

1:15:35 Adam A moped and a mullet. That is, you can't say no to that. I always wonder, what's, sometimes I always think, what's in it for you? You know, I mean, this guy is not, you know, he's not Charlie Sheen, but he's 28, he's single, he's got a decent gig, he makes okay coin, I'm sure. What's up with the project? Robert?

1:15:59 Yeah?

1:16:00 Adam You're 16?

1:16:01 Caller Yeah.

1:16:01 Adam What's going on?

1:16:02 Caller Well, I was giving my girlfriend a back rub, and the parents got all mad, and I just wanted to know why.

1:16:07 Rob Zombie Because they probably figured you were either moving toward something more than a back rub, or maybe already into something more than a back rub.

1:16:13 Caller No, it was just a back rub, though.

1:16:14 Rob Zombie I understand that's what it was.

1:16:15 Adam Yeah, but how many back, the only back rub I've ever given anybody is to try to get some sex off of them. Only straight guys ever given a back rub is wanted sex.

1:16:27 Caller No, but we were at a public place.

1:16:30 Caller We weren't in a privacy or a home or anything like that.

1:16:33 Rob Zombie Maybe they're starting to get worried about how much pot you're smoking.

1:16:35 Caller I don't do that.

1:16:37 Adam You don't?

1:16:37 Caller No.

1:16:38 Adam Okay. I don't believe it. Are you a virgin?

1:16:41 Caller No, I'm not.

1:16:42 Adam Have you had sex with her?

1:16:43 Caller No. There was another girl. Oh.

1:16:46 Adam Okay. Do they have any other reason not to like you?

1:16:49 Rob Zombie Not to like her. Oh, this is her parents?

1:16:51 Adam No, my parents. Oh, this is your parents? What are they uptight about? Do they think you're a virgin?

1:16:58 Rob Zombie Yeah.

1:16:59 Adam Oh, they do?

1:16:59 Caller Yeah.

1:17:00 Adam Are they religious?

1:17:01 Caller No.

1:17:01 Rob Zombie Is it important to them you stay a virgin?

1:17:03 Caller I don't. I haven't really talked to them about that.

1:17:06 Adam And you were just giving her a back rub?

1:17:07 Drew Like, where were you?

1:17:09 Caller We were at a competition thing. And I would give lots of people back rubs that day. I'd say no.

1:17:16 Adam Nobody...

1:17:17 Caller Maybe it wasn't that particular back rub. It would be to our caller.

1:17:20 Adam Nobody paints a visual picture like our caller. You should really write short stories about it.

1:17:27 Rob Zombie I mean, it was poetic, a competition thing.

1:17:30 Adam Yes, I close my eyes. I feel like I'm there. What do you mean a competition thing?

1:17:35 Caller You get lots of people back there.

1:17:36 Adam For band. For band? Yes. I see.

1:17:39 Rob Zombie A band competition. You're in the band?

1:17:41 Yes.

1:17:41 Rob Zombie She's in the band?

1:17:42 No, she's in the patentee.

1:17:44 Rob Zombie What the hell are your parents doing there?

1:17:46 Caller It was our tournament. They were working it.

1:17:48 Adam Working it. So they're pretty uptight. I mean, you guys were in your band uniforms?

1:17:53 Caller No, we were working at the booth. We weren't in actual.

1:17:57 Adam Oh, okay. All right. You sound all right. She sounds all right. Just tell your folks to lighten up. Okay.

1:18:05 I'll try.

1:18:06 Rob Zombie Are you sure you're not smoking pot?

1:18:07 Adam Are you sure you're not smoking weed?

1:18:09 I did it twice.

1:18:12 Adam Twice today?

1:18:13 Caller No.

1:18:14 Drew A year ago.

1:18:16 Adam What are you playing band?

1:18:17 Caller Trombone.

1:18:18 Adam You'll get laid for sure with that. I love that. Listen, I miss the trombone. That's the drunken instrument too. That's nice. Is that the only instrument that has a position? You know how they go first position, third position?

1:18:36 Caller I guess, except for the penny whistle.

1:18:39 Adam You mean the fly whistle. All right. Let's take a question for Rob. Maybe it's just, it's Rob on Rob. Rob, you're 25. What's up?

1:18:48 Caller Hey, how's it going, guys?

1:18:50 Adam Good.

1:18:51 Caller Rob, I just wanted to know, are you afraid of Mormons, man?

1:18:55 Caller Afraid of Mormons, man?

1:18:57 Caller Yeah. I noticed you don't have a date in Salt Lake City, Utah.

1:19:02 Caller I think it's Ozzy that's afraid of Mormons, man.

1:19:05 Caller Well, I can see Ozzy being afraid, but, you know, I kind of figured you guys should maybe hit the show down here at the Delta Center or something here in Salt Lake.

1:19:14 Caller We'll be there eventually. We always played Salt Lake City a million times.

1:19:19 Caller All right. I was just scared because, you know, I looked at the preliminary tour dates, didn't see any date here. So I think you rock and want to see you down here.

1:19:26 Caller We'll get down there. Just takes a while to get everywhere.

1:19:30 Caller Your music is the best music to have sex to, man.

1:19:33 Rob Zombie He's proud of that.

1:19:35 Caller That works good with Loveline.

1:19:36 Adam Thanks, Rob. Rob the caller. Take care of yourself.

1:19:41 Drew Bye. All right.

1:19:41 Caller Let's take one more call before we go to break here.

1:19:44 Adam Jake.

1:19:45 Drew I'm disturbed by that.

1:19:48 Adam It's pretty high praise, actually. Jake, you're 23.

1:19:51 Rob Zombie I'm a 16-year-old.

1:19:53 Caller Yeah.

1:19:53 Adam What's up there, Jake?

1:19:56 Caller Well, I haven't been with a woman in quite some time. I kind of cut off all of my relationships with females.

1:20:03 Rob Zombie Why?

1:20:03 Caller Because I was having fantasy problems with rape and basically.

1:20:10 Rob Zombie Fantasy or impulse?

1:20:14 Caller I would suppose both.

1:20:16 Rob Zombie Well, fantasy means you're just sort of playing with it. Impulse means you want to do it.

1:20:20 Caller Okay, then it would be impulse.

1:20:21 Rob Zombie You intend to rape someone.

1:20:23 Adam Did you do any of that?

1:20:24 Caller No, I haven't yet, but I've been staying away because I don't want to go there.

1:20:32 Adam Well, you're scared you're going to rape your partner?

1:20:36 Caller Yeah, I'm afraid I might hurt someone.

1:20:38 Caller Really? Wow.

1:20:39 Caller I have a roommate and he moved his mom in here about three months ago and she was walking around the house half naked most of the time.

1:20:48 Adam Well, she was kind of asking for it.

1:20:51 Caller I kind of confided in her. I told her, I said, look, I'm having issues with you.

1:20:55 Adam No way.

1:20:57 Caller No, I told her and she told me that there was some kind of hotline or something that, you know, you guys could tell me about maybe.

1:21:08 Adam OK, well, let's get a little history. Why is this, why do you think this is an issue in your life? Was, were you raped? Do you know anyone who was raped? I mean, was someone violent with you? Where do you think this came from?

1:21:25 Caller Well, to answer your first question, yes.

1:21:27 Rob Zombie You were raped?

1:21:28 Caller Yeah, I don't remember the first time. Apparently, my aunt found out that her husband had been molesting me ever since I was three or four. But I do remember when I was eight or nine and I was living with some other people, that those guys pretty much, well, they took advantage of me on a regular basis for the two years I was there.

1:21:48 Rob Zombie Are you a sexual compulsive? Do you masturbate a lot, that kind of thing? Yeah. Do you have trouble? Are you confused about your sexual identity? Do you wonder if you're gay or not sometimes?

1:21:57 Caller I figure I'm bi. I mean...

1:21:59 Rob Zombie Okay.

1:22:00 Drew All right.

1:22:01 Rob Zombie Well, this is something you need to read. Okay, Jake, you should really go... I would suggest you look into people that are used to treating sexual addiction, sexual compulsivity, because they're the ones that have a lot of success with helping people with these kinds of behaviors that come from traumatic sexual history and childhood.

1:22:18 Adam Well, do you have any insurance?

1:22:21 Caller Yeah.

1:22:22 Adam You do?

1:22:23 Caller Yeah, but I'm told that if you use your insurance to go to something like that, then you can be in danger of being fired because they have a record.

1:22:32 Adam Well, but they don't need to know what the origin of the problem is.

1:22:36 Rob Zombie No, that's all very confidential. You should just find yourself a psychiatrist. You should also go to an SA meeting. You call AA locally and ask for a referral to SA, and go to a meeting, get a sponsor, start talking about what's happening. There's a lot of people with your history there.

1:22:53 Adam Hey, Jake, you've never raped anybody, correct? Correct, and all right, so that's a good thing.

1:22:59 Rob Zombie Yeah, the idea is to get treatment before you do hurt someone. That's the idea here.

1:23:03 Caller I have a second related question. There's this girl, she's been very special to me for a while, and she treats me like a god, and what my roommate's mom did tell me, that since I did seem to be how she put it, moral and sincere and trying to be right, that it would be okay for me to begin to develop a closer relationship with this girl. And I just want your advice, do you think it would be a good idea to move forward with her, you know, before I actually call these AA people?

1:23:36 Rob Zombie No, I think you should get some treatment for your own, for your health and for your other people's safety and for your own well-being. You need treatment. Something's going to happen with these impulses if you're not dealt with. And then you're going to be forced to get treatment or force some legal action on you.

1:23:55 Adam Just open the phone book, call the AA people. They'll give you the essay. It's essay. It's not AA, but AA is just a little easier to find as a sexaholics anonymous or something like that. Find the essay people, go over there, just go to a meeting and then they'll point you in the right direction. That's right.

1:24:13 Rob Zombie Go up to somebody and say, I need a sponsor. Talk to that person, work the steps with them and ask them for good therapy.

1:24:18 Adam But here's the deal. Everyone who's thinking about committing some sort of crime where there's a victim involved, you will be the victim, too, because you'll either have to live with it or you'll be in prison for 14 years, which is not a great thing. You know what I mean? I mean, here's what I want everyone to do. Don't commit a crime for selfish reasons. Forget about caring about the person you may hurt. You're going to get popped and your life's going to be miserable. You'll end up doing time, then you'll get out and you won't be able to get a decent job, unless it's like in a band or something. So we'll take a little break. Rob Zombie here and we'll be right back after this.

1:25:31 Hey, what's up? This is Marcos. This is Sonny. Love. This is Trey. And we're POD and you're listening to Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla on Love Line.

1:25:39 Adam Yes, you is. Rob Zombie's our guest tonight. The Sinister Urge is the name of the CD. It is out as we speak, and let's see if we can cram a couple more calls in. Sebastian?

1:25:52 Yeah, what's up, fellas?

1:25:54 Adam Hey, you're 21. What's going on?

1:25:55 Caller Well, me and my girlfriend, we've been together now for about a year and a half, and we've actually been pretty frisky throughout the first year or so, but sex life has kind of gotten a little boring over the past four or five months. Now, I bought her a vibrator for Christmas last year, you know, spice things up, but still, it's gotten a little monotonous. What can we do to spice it up without going into all that crazy whips and chains type of stuff?

1:26:23 Adam I'd say a butt plug or... Oh, you don't want to... I'm thinking it's a good thing this chick's not Jewish and you don't celebrate Hanukkah, because it's like a butt plug on Monday and then on Tuesday I get you the vibrator and I get the Benoit Balls on Wednesday.

1:26:38 Rob Zombie There's still a 12 Days of Christmas.

1:26:39 Adam Oh, that's true.

1:26:41 Caller Yeah.

1:26:42 Adam You want to spice things up, but you don't want to get weird?

1:26:45 Caller No, I mean, you know, I'm not really into leather. Who's bored, you or her?

1:26:50 Caller Huh?

1:26:51 Caller Well, I don't know, she might be open to it.

1:26:53 Caller Wait, hey.

1:26:53 Caller But I mean, it's the limit. There's no way to do what we want to do.

1:26:56 Rob Zombie Why can't they hear us when we're talking to them?

1:26:58 Adam Nobody hears us.

1:26:58 Rob Zombie Are you, are you bored?

1:27:01 Adam I don't even know what you said. I just know when you turn at me, I should say something.

1:27:05 Rob Zombie Nobody's listening.

1:27:05 Caller We kind of toned it down a little bit. I mean, it was a lot more exciting the first year. It's, we're both, we're both in a sense, we've been doing the same things for God knows how long now. And it's just, we're trying to find different ways to spice it up, make things a little more exciting.

1:27:19 Rob Zombie If she, if she's complaining, it's because she isn't into the relationship.

1:27:24 Adam How about those Amel Popper things that the gay guy she is? Lick my butt.

1:27:29 Caller That's not a whip.

1:27:31 Rob Zombie If you're having a problem.

1:27:33 Caller No, no, I mean, you know, we love each other. We've, we're really close in emotes.

1:27:40 Rob Zombie Not if she is, not if she is losing interest, actually. No.

1:27:43 Caller Okay.

1:27:44 Adam Hey, hey, listen, Sebastian.

1:27:45 Caller Yeah.

1:27:46 Adam This, this may sound horrible, but if you don't want to get in whips and chains and butt plugs and stuff like that, why don't you just not touch her for like two weeks and then have like some romp and sex? I mean, you want to add a little tension. You want to, you want to stir the pot a little bit.

1:28:02 Caller That's a long time, man.

1:28:03 Adam Okay. Let's say ten days.

1:28:05 Caller Let's say about like the, what are we, like lotions or I even heard about like some videos or books out there on all sorts of, you know, new, new things.

1:28:12 Rob Zombie All right, if you want, if you want, no, no.

1:28:14 Adam Yeah, get the pop-up Kama Sutra. All right, just, go get one of those videos that chicks put out for chicks about how to stimulate women.

1:28:24 Caller Oh, they got those?

1:28:25 Adam Yeah, they got them.

1:28:26 Caller What, just the local porn shop?

1:28:28 Drew Yeah.

1:28:29 Rob Zombie Such a waste of time.

1:28:31 Adam Well, I don't know what he wants.

1:28:33 Drew Whatever.

1:28:33 Adam You see how horrible guys are.

1:28:34 Caller Exactly. They need some ointment.

1:28:37 Adam Yeah.

1:28:38 Rob Zombie I mean, really, you should be thinking about buying her flowers and being more present, and then she might be open to more different things.

1:28:46 Adam That is the best inspiration for women.

1:28:48 Caller Isn't there just some lotion?

1:28:50 Adam Yeah, there's lotion. There's a lotion. I'd like to see this guy. I'd like to see him like the auto body shop, but the guy goes, yeah, we're going to have to replace the fender, the quarter panel panel. You guys don't have some sort of gel you can rub on the existing quarter panel?

1:29:07 Caller Oh.

1:29:08 Adam No. Yeah, it looks like you may have thrown a rod and spun a main bearing. Is there some sort of something, some staff you could rub on the engine that would make it?

1:29:16 Rob Zombie It would also be the same guy that would go, I don't think I did that. No. No, that's not what's wrong with my engine.

1:29:20 Adam No, I'm going somewhere else.

1:29:22 Rob Zombie Yeah.

1:29:22 Adam Jason?

1:29:23 Caller Hello?

1:29:24 Adam What's up?

1:29:25 Caller Hey, how's it going?

1:29:26 Drew Good.

1:29:27 Caller Yeah, I wanted to talk to Rob. I've been a fan of you since I was four years old. I've been raised on your white zombie stuff and everything. And I know you've probably been asked this question a million times, but I never got to hear why the whole white zombie thing didn't work out.

1:29:45 Caller I mean, it worked out pretty good. The band was together from 84 till, I don't know, 97 or something. So, I mean, that ran a pretty long time, longer than most bands.

1:29:57 Drew Yeah.

1:29:58 Caller You know, we started in started nowhere and sold millions of records. And then but by the end of it all, we couldn't stand each other.

1:30:05 Drew So it's basically as simple as that.

1:30:08 Caller I don't know. I haven't. You know, I just had a phone call to everybody one day and said, this is over. Bye. That was the last time I talked to anybody.

1:30:16 Rob Zombie Wow. How long ago was that?

1:30:18 Adam Oh, five years.

1:30:20 Caller I don't know.

1:30:20 Drew Five. I don't know.

1:30:21 Caller It was like 80, 97 or something. I forget.

1:30:25 Caller And I just wanted to know one other thing. If you liked any bands that were like in black metal or death metal.

1:30:34 Caller Like who?

1:30:35 Caller Like Cradle Filth or Cannibal Corpse or something like that.

1:30:39 Rob Zombie Cradle Filth.

1:30:41 Caller You know who that?

1:30:42 Caller I know who you're talking about, but I don't really listen to that stuff necessarily.

1:30:47 Adam I didn't even know there was black metal.

1:30:48 Caller Black metal, man. It's evil.

1:30:50 Caller Oh really? All right.

1:30:51 Adam We got to get into that.

1:30:52 Caller It's great.

1:30:53 Caller All right.

1:30:53 Adam But Jason, you're not going to kill yourself or anything, right?

1:30:56 Caller Oh, hell no.

1:30:57 Drew All right.

1:30:58 Caller All right.

1:30:59 Rob Zombie He celebrates the black death.

1:31:01 Drew All right.

1:31:01 Adam Good times, everybody. All right.

1:31:04 Drew Oh, let's see.

1:31:05 Rob Zombie Joyous.

1:31:06 Adam Well, Rob, let me ask you. Do you listen to the music that people would expect you to listen to?

1:31:13 Caller Probably not, no.

1:31:14 Rob Zombie Strauss.

1:31:19 Adam He uses words like intuitively.

1:31:20 Caller Maybe I do, then.

1:31:21 Rob Zombie Barely Oats.

1:31:22 Caller I guess so.

1:31:23 Adam Yeah. Well, I mean, I think it's pretty common for a lot of performers to listen to just a lot of stuff, and a lot of people will probably be surprised.

1:31:32 Caller I mean, the last thing you want to listen to is anything that is even remotely related to what you do.

1:31:37 Caller Right.

1:31:37 Caller For me, anyway.

1:31:38 Caller Right. Right.

1:31:38 Adam Because you're getting asked full of that all day.

1:31:40 Caller Yeah.

1:31:41 Adam Mike?

1:31:42 Caller Yeah.

1:31:42 Adam You're 32. What's up?

1:31:44 Caller Yes, I am. First of all, I want to say, hey, everybody, Rob, I caught you in Tucson at the Mary Mayhem Halloween show. That was a blast.

1:31:53 Caller Oh, that's where Ozzy got hurt.

1:31:55 Adam Oh, it is.

1:31:56 Caller And I did, by the way, hear that he flipped in the shower or something. Oh.

1:32:00 Caller I don't know if that's true.

1:32:01 Caller Yeah, exactly. Here's the thing. My question, actually, I got another quick question. I always hear people calling in and trying to, what's the word? Oh, God, I'm lost for words all of a sudden.

1:32:15 Drew Stall?

1:32:16 Caller No, they're trying to kick your ass.

1:32:18 Caller You and Dr. Drew, Adam.

1:32:19 Drew Right, right.

1:32:20 Caller And I was wondering, oh, compliment.

1:32:22 Adam Oh, compliment, right. Thank you.

1:32:23 Caller I was wondering, how would you guys compliment yourselves? If you were a caller.

1:32:28 Adam Oh, I think the highest compliment you can pay the show is telling us the question.

1:32:34 Rob Zombie Yeah, I was just going to say, just participating, just getting right to it.

1:32:37 Adam Yeah, but to be truthful, once in a while, somebody calls in and said, like, Drew, you love this, like someone will say, you know, I started listening to the show a few years ago, I was in a pretty bad place, and you helped me with a lot of my problems.

1:32:49 Rob Zombie That's the compliment.

1:32:50 Adam Anyway, I'm strung out on speed right now. I just gave birth to a stillborn kid, and my pimp's banging in the front door. Thanks for your help. Thanks for making a difference. We'll take a break, Rob Zombie's here, and we'll be back to wrap up after this.

1:33:07 Caller All right, guys, here's the deal.

1:33:09 Caller You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:33:12 Caller One call's all you need to make.

1:33:13 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:33:14 Drew 877-889-DATE.

1:33:50 Adam Well, that is about it for the show. I want to thank Rob Zombie for coming in here. Always a delight.

1:33:57 Drew Yep.

1:33:58 Caller Did I say anything while I was here?

1:34:00 Adam We did a lot of talking.

1:34:01 Caller I'm a good listener.

1:34:02 Drew Yeah.

1:34:04 Adam We had some pretty stimulating. Off air. During the commercial. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, don't kid yourself. We've said it many times. That's where the show is. It is. During the commercial. Well, you guys are listening to commercials for Mountain Dew and condoms where life is happening in here.

1:34:20 Caller We're really getting down to it. Yep.

1:34:21 Adam The Sinister Urge is the name of the CD. Go out and get that if you don't already have it. And until next time. I'm going to be on the Tonight Show tomorrow night for everyone who's listening in a day delay. No, I'll do it tomorrow. So until you've done it how many times?

1:34:36 Drew Zero.

1:34:37 Adam That's right. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Well, that's flaccid, but what about when you get iracked? That's what I mean.

1:34:47 Drew Oh, man.

1:34:49 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is hand-welcome to Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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