Episode 1000754886217

2:43 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

2:52 Voiceover Loveline, coast to coast.

2:55 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191.

3:01 Drew That was a good transition, Adam. You went from angry and whining to kind of upbeat and announcer guy.

3:06 Adam It's good.

3:07 It's good.

3:08 Adam I was trying not to sound angry and whining for the first eight seconds of the radio program. Dr. Drew, everyone, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Drew, you want to know how lazy I am?

3:21 Drew You didn't wear a shirt today.

3:21 Adam I'm not wearing a shirt. I don't need my jacket.

3:23 Drew I see that.

3:24 Adam Do you realize I was standing in my den? Tell me if anyone else is this lazy. I was standing in my den and I said, where is my shirt? And I made the mistake of living in a house that has two stories.

3:38 Drew Yeah.

3:39 Adam And I said...

3:40 Drew We're not talking about you have to traipse an acre across the compound and up two flights.

3:47 Adam No, I have to go...

3:48 Drew Ten stairs.

3:49 Adam My bedroom is directly above the den. And there's ten stairs between me and my bedroom. And I looked around and I said, I usually keep a shirt lying around somewhere downstairs. No, no shirt. And then I looked and I saw my jacket. And I thought, are you really so goddamn lazy that you're not going to walk up those stairs and get yourself a shirt? And then I thought, well, what is a shirt after all? It's just a lightweight jacket. And there's a jacket right there. So if you just keep it zipped up, no one will say anything. And then I put the jacket on and left my house. And I thought, Jesus, what a retard. You can't go upstairs. Here's my thinking, though. It's not just upstairs. You got to come down too. So you're saying it's 10 stairs. I'm saying 20. Double that number of 10.

4:38 Drew And just think of all the times you could save in your life. All the wasted time went up and downstairs.

4:43 Adam No, it was all wasted in me. Not only thinking, but circling the first floor, looking for a shirt just hell bent on not going upstairs. Jesus Christ, these are those gold dust. They were. Oh, I love that Tori Amos. What a, what a sweepy and what a, what an amazing talent she is. You ever see her live?

5:09 Drew Oh yeah.

5:10 Adam She, she's, it's like the audience is spellbound. Just her and that piano. Stephanie.

5:17 Caller Yeah.

5:18 Adam You're 19. What's up?

5:21 Well, first of all, I want to say that I really respect you guys, Adam and Dr. Drew. I feel honored to be able to talk to you guys.

5:29 Adam Well, thanks.

5:30 Drew It's our pleasure. What's up there, Stephanie?

5:34 I've been with the same guy for four years. Sorry, a little bit nervous.

5:38 You're 19.

5:38 Drew So you started up in your 15, right?

5:40 Yeah.

5:41 All right.

5:42 15.

5:44 And pretty much most of our relationship, we did not start having sex till we were together a year. Pretty much most of our relationship, I've been completely uninterested in sex and I don't want to have sex ever. And when I do, it's really great. But after I have an orgasm and that's over, it's just, I don't know, it's horrible for me. It's horrible to get through it. I feel like I'm being raped.

6:10 Drew Wow.

6:11 And it's just, and it's so much that I really, I never want to have it.

6:15 And he's always talking to me.

6:18 He's always trying to get me to have sex.

6:20 Drew Do you tell him how you feel?

6:23 Yeah, but...

6:25 Adam Why does it feel like you're being raped?

6:27 I really, I don't know. I haven't had any good relationships with men in my life.

6:31 Drew Have you ever been raped?

6:33 No, I've never been sexually abused.

6:35 Drew But never raped either, no. No forceful sexual contact.

6:38 No.

6:39 Drew Other than what seems to go on every time she has relationships with her boyfriend.

6:43 Adam Well and how often do you end up having sex?

6:46 Usually once a week or a little more. Sometimes we go for a while without having sex.

6:52 Drew But still though, she's a pretty good sport, Adam. I mean she's the one you've been coaching.

6:57 Adam No, because she has her orgasm and then she feels like she's getting raped.

7:01 Yeah, it's like we have an orgasm at the same time. I feel like the whole experience is great and this seems really odd to me.

7:08 Adam Well, how long after you have your orgasm, does he have his orgasm normally?

7:14 Sometimes it can be a while.

7:17 Adam Well, usually. Why is it when I try to get the average, I always get the once-in-a-while or the sometimes?

7:24 Drew Because those are the ones that are bothering me.

7:25 Adam I know, but I always couch it that way. I always try to get an average and then I always get the bizarre aberration number.

7:33 Well, the average, if that is the case, if that's the situation, the average could be like 10 or 15 minutes, but it seems like an eternity.

7:43 Drew So, after you're done, he's going to the 10 minutes?

7:45 Adam That's so unsatisfying to ask questions.

7:48 Drew Isn't there a way you guys can sort of work to finish him off first?

7:52 I guess so.

7:53 Adam Well, can't you?

7:54 Drew Does that make sort of sense? Isn't that where you should sort of put your energy right away? Just to see if it's something about that whole detumescence period that troubles you so much.

8:03 Adam Yeah, it seems like if you're going to slide into rape victim mode after you have the big O, you ought to give him the O first, and therefore you wouldn't have to spend 15 minutes in hell.

8:15 I guess that would make sense.

8:16 Drew Is that the only part of the sexual act you don't like? Or you're just in general not into him?

8:20 Well, that's what it's like whenever it's in the moment, but almost all the time, no matter what, I don't want to.

8:28 Adam But yet, hold on, hold on. We don't talk to many women who are orgasmic, who don't really like sex.

8:36 Drew Not at 19.

8:38 Adam We don't talk to too many 19-year-olds who are orgasmic in general with a guy, and who don't like sex and are orgasmic. And by the way, she's 19, but she sounds like she's in her 40s. Let's say like a tough life or something.

8:52 Drew I don't think so. Not a tough life.

8:56 Adam Is your family religious?

8:59 Not really.

9:00 No.

9:01 Drew She's all right.

9:03 Although my mom's side of the family, which is the one I've pretty much dealt with, is pretty sexually repressed. It's something we never talk about.

9:12 Drew You're not, Stephanie. That's the point we're making. And the point we're making is that in spite of you not being sexually repressed, you still don't want to have sex, which I think you're Adam, you're going down the path of suggesting that the problem is not her sexuality but her boyfriend. And she's not in her feelings about her boyfriend. She's not that into it. And at 19, having been with somebody since you were 15, that would be what we'd expect.

9:33 Adam Yeah.

9:34 Drew We'd think it's like it's time to go have an adult relationship with an adult and end the childhood one.

9:40 Adam Drew, I completely concur. She, her body, women do this all the time. They fall in love with the person, but they're, they hate the penis. They despise the penis.

9:51 Drew Their vagina hates the penis.

9:52 Adam Right. And so Stephanie's like, I've been with this guy since the ninth grade. I love him. He's a great guy. She ain't into him anymore. And that's why, and you're totally right, that's why she is into sex in general and orgasmic and everything, but can't stand the notion of being sexual with this guy, even though she thinks she loves him and he's such a great partner.

10:12 Drew I would be.

10:13 Adam I think she's not into him.

10:14 Drew I would bet.

10:15 Adam She's done.

10:16 Drew I would bet.

10:16 Adam Done. Put a fork in it.

10:17 Drew But here's the deal. I would bet that she'd have capacity for some, a really serious, good relationship.

10:22 Caller Yeah.

10:22 Adam Oh, you could bang the bejesus out of it. In very short order. Stephanie.

10:26 Caller Yeah.

10:26 Adam Yeah, you may be done with this one.

10:29 Drew Afraid. I'm afraid so.

10:30 Adam You're done. Yeah, you're done. In four years.

10:32 Drew Our sense of you, Stephanie, is that you really have the capacity to have something much more satisfying.

10:36 Adam She's going to get hold of some Cuban guy. She's going to light her way. Drew, did you cast?

10:42 Drew I think I did.

10:43 Adam Katie, he's fine.

10:44 Drew The light just went out here on the board.

10:47 Adam Katie, you're 19. What's up?

10:48 Guest Yeah, hey.

10:49 Guest Hey.

10:50 Guest I was just wondering if it was possible for a person to be addicted to sex.

10:56 Drew Let's just stop for a second and reflect. Here's Katie who says she likes to have sex two to three times a day.

11:02 Caller Right.

11:02 Drew And yet what you feel is like, wait a minute, what is going on here? Well, Stephanie didn't want to have sex next to the feeling is, hey, this girl likes sex.

11:11 Caller Yeah.

11:12 Drew She's normal with it. Katie is not.

11:14 Adam What's up, Katie?

11:17 Drew How many times a day are you having sex?

11:20 Anywhere from like one to three.

11:22 Drew One to three with the same guy?

11:25 Sometimes.

11:26 Drew Sometimes.

11:27 Adam Are you depressed?

11:29 Yeah.

11:30 Caller Why?

11:31 I don't know.

11:32 Drew Beauty disorder?

11:34 No.

11:34 Caller No.

11:35 Drew Sexual abuse?

11:38 Well, when I was a kid.

11:39 Oh, just, well, just.

11:42 Drew How about now?

11:42 Adam We're talking about now while you're on the phone.

11:44 Drew In your old age. In your old age, is there any sexual abuse?

11:46 Adam Oh, shut up, Drew. How dare you make fun of a victim who calls the show? Yeah, he was talking about in the future. All right. So how old were you?

11:58 Guest From like age five to age thirteen.

12:01 Drew Yeah, that's what causes sexual compulsion.

12:03 Adam That is a run. And have you got any help for this?

12:07 Guest No, I mean, are there like support groups?

12:09 I mean, is it sexual things?

12:11 Drew Oh, yeah.

12:11 Adam Eventually, there's going to be support groups for people that weren't sexually molested because they will be the minority. Do you understand that concept, Drew?

12:20 Drew Right, there will have to be support groups for people who were not. Yes, right.

12:22 Adam 85% of the population will have been sexually molested, but there will be the 15% of us that weren't.

12:28 Drew We'll need support.

12:29 Adam And we're going to need to get together and talk about how that feels. It feels like an outsider. I go to parties, people are talking about past abuse. I have nothing to contribute. Katie, who did this to you? Who sexually abused you?

12:44 My stepbrother.

12:46 Adam And where is he now? Did he ever get in any kind of trouble?

12:50 No, he's just long gone.

12:52 Drew Well, Katie, this is a real common thing, as Adam was sort of pointing out. And if you don't want to get an individual therapist or psychiatrist, a very inexpensive, in fact, free way to go about this, is to look into SA and to get a sponsor and work the steps and really start to dig into your feelings about that abuse and see where it takes you.

13:12 Caller Okay.

13:13 Adam You know where to look in SA? Just open the phone book.

13:19 Drew Call AA. They'll refer you to them.

13:20 Adam Call AA. All right?

13:21 Okay.

13:22 Adam But listen, your stepbrother is a prick, right?

13:26 Yeah.

13:27 Adam Your mom's a witch.

13:29 Drew Piece of work.

13:30 Adam Your dad's a jackass.

13:31 Drew Dad's not around.

13:32 Adam The whole family's a mess.

13:34 Drew Yeah.

13:34 Adam And then they screwed you up. But you don't have to act out. You don't have to be like them. You gotta get a little help.

13:43 Drew You feel like you do, but that's just your brain responding to the trauma. Think about it that way.

13:49 Adam Okay. So get yourself, call SA., get a little help and start getting your life back. Okay?

13:55 Okay.

13:55 Adam All right, Katie.

13:56 Thank you.

13:57 Adam Take care.

13:58 Bye.

14:00 Adam Oh, you know, I always, I don't know why, but it's too easy to hate the criminal or the perpetrator, like the stepbrother. I look at the stepbrother is just sort of a victim too, in his own way. I mean, he is just the son of a jackass who probably scrambled his brain pretty good too. I blame mama and pop and stepdad the most. And ironically, and maybe this is just easier, but I always blame mama for bringing abusive stepdad, stepbrother into the home. And how does this go on with your, how far out of touch you got to be to have this kind of thing go on for eight years. And you know nothing of it. And you know, they're not living in a palace, right? It's not like my home where there's multiple stories where I would have to go upstairs to get a shirt, for instance, or to talk to your kid, or to talk to my kid. You know, there's a bunch of hollow cord doors and the place is probably a 1600 square feet. You could probably spit from one end of the trailer to the other. Yet this goes on for eight years and no one seems to know what's going on. Jenna, hey, hey, you're 25. What's up, Perky?

15:17 Guest Okay, what I did is a bad thing.

15:19 Adam Good, good. You come to the right place.

15:22 Guest I've been married for four years and my husband collects these silly toys, but he didn't think they were so silly. We got in a fight and I threw them away.

15:33 Adam Well, I'll only be outraged if it's something I like. If it's something I don't like, then I'll laugh.

15:38 Drew What is it?

15:39 Guest They were like these little muscle machine cars.

15:42 Drew Like Hot Wheels kind of thing?

15:43 Caller But they were muscle cars.

15:44 Adam How dare you?

15:45 Caller Like beefed up Camaros and stuff.

15:47 Adam How dare you attack his model car collection?

15:50 Guest I understand it was very immature, but it was like another moment.

15:55 Drew On the other hand, his display of consummate maturity of continuing to collect metal cars.

16:00 Adam There's nothing wrong with matchbox cars well into adulthood. What scale are these things? How big are they?

16:10 Guest They're just about an inch long. They're just little.

16:12 Adam Oh, okay.

16:13 Caller He was keeping them in the package, like displayed on the wall in numerical order.

16:18 Adam I love when guys do that. I love that whole concept of never take it out of the package. It's a strange approach to life if you really think about it. I got something. Leave it in the package.

16:29 Drew Don't touch it.

16:30 Adam Don't touch it.

16:31 Guest Well, he was only like four away from having the whole collection too.

16:34 Drew Now, he's eight away.

16:36 Adam How many did you throw out?

16:38 Guest Like, 90.

16:39 Drew Ninety?

16:40 Guest Like, they all fit in a big garbage bag and I dragged them outside of the dumpster.

16:44 Drew Does he know?

16:45 Guest Yeah.

16:46 Drew Did he go insane?

16:48 Caller I came out. This happened like three weeks ago.

16:50 Adam Well, what did he do to you that would provoke you to do such a thing?

16:54 Guest He's in the military. He's in a band. And he spends a lot of time away from home.

17:00 Adam What? He's in a band or the band?

17:02 Guest In a band.

17:03 Adam Okay, because in military you can be in the band.

17:05 Guest No, no, no. He's in a band. He's in a rockabilly band. And so he's just away a lot and it was really immature. But it was like, you never pay attention to me. I'm going to throw away your junk, you know?

17:17 Adam Right. Well, there you go.

17:18 Caller That's it? Well, yeah.

17:21 Adam Well, that's what he gets for working. I hope he's learned a valuable lesson. Drew, you're lucky your wife's not throwing away your collection of model cars right now for earning a paycheck. That was it? He didn't do anything. Didn't he at least cheat on you on the road?

17:37 Guest No.

17:39 Drew Well, he will now.

17:39 Guest I'm just immature about that and I understand.

17:42 Drew But no, this would, Jenna, this is more than immature. This is contempt and then glee at being abusive towards him.

17:50 It was.

17:50 Drew No, Jenna, Jenna, it's very disturbed.

17:54 Yeah.

17:55 Drew No, it's one thing if she had guilt and remorse for it, but she's gleeful about having done this. I mean, that that suggests serious personality problems.

18:04 Adam Well, we were kind of hoping that he did something like at least take a swing at you or something to provoke you throwing away his matchbox.

18:11 Drew That's what she's trying to provoke now.

18:13 Guest This is actually, I've gone through being abusive towards him physically.

18:18 Drew You see?

18:19 Adam Oh, I see.

18:20 Drew I see.

18:20 Guest I've overcame that. Now I'm still having, like...

18:23 Drew Yeah, Jenny, this is a serious ass.

18:24 Adam You need to get a rise out of him, don't you? I mean, you do things to and then tell him about it in order to get him going, right? You need that. Do you come from a lot of chaos?

18:37 Guest Yes.

18:37 Drew Oh, yeah.

18:37 Adam A lot of screaming and swinging and breaking things?

18:40 Guest Absolutely.

18:41 Adam Right. So you don't know it, but that's the only way you know you're alive is when someone's freaking on you.

18:47 Drew And you understand how disturbed that is?

18:49 Guest Yeah, I guess so.

18:51 Drew Well, not I guess so.

18:52 Guest Yeah.

18:53 Adam Five minutes ago, she was on top of the world looking down on Croatia. And you got to come in and burst her bubble.

18:59 Drew The point my point is you need to get some help because this is going to this is the whole has has any social service department been involved with you guys?

19:09 Guest No.

19:09 Drew You have called the cops?

19:12 Guest No, like we don't fight like freak out fight like that all the time.

19:15 Drew Not all the time, Adam, just not all the time.

19:17 Adam Hold on a second.

19:17 Drew Just on weekend.

19:18 Guest It's like an outburst like every six months or so.

19:20 It's like I just freak out.

19:21 Adam Right. You can't handle it. The water is too calm for too long and you've got to do a cannonball in the shallow end and knock everyone's drinks over. Hey, hold on, Drew, fasten your seatbelt there. Do you have kids?

19:36 No.

19:37 Caller No kids.

19:39 Adam All right.

19:39 Guest We have a dog and we dress him in sweaters.

19:41 Caller No.

19:44 Adam All right.

19:45 Drew What kind of dog?

19:47 Guest Miniature dachshund.

19:48 Drew Fine.

19:48 Adam Okay. Listen, Jenna.

19:49 Drew You're gay.

19:50 Adam Jenna, listen to me. You sound like a good spirit, but your family is all screwed up and they're so chaotic and that's all you know and you've got to whip that chaos up every once in a while when the snow globe settles. You've got to shake it up real good. That's not a great way to go through life. You've got to look into that.

20:10 Drew But you know how we always say things don't exist as an isolated symptom, as a more global thing?

20:15 Adam Yeah.

20:16 Drew Much worse.

20:17 Adam What are you?

20:18 Drew I'm just telling you.

20:18 Adam Well, that's what I'm saying. She needs chaos.

20:20 Drew This situation. What are you saying? This needs treatment. You know what I mean? She needs help.

20:26 Adam Well, I know. Drew, you think she's some kind of crazed sociopath because she's sort of laughing about what she did. But I would suggest that's just sort of affect for the radio. You know what I mean? She's a little nervous, hamming it up a little bit. It's not like she cut off a prostitute's head and is laughing about it.

20:48 Drew Maybe I've dealt with too many of this situation recently.

20:51 Adam I think so. I think you dated too many of them.

20:54 Drew But it's usually a pretty global big time thing.

20:58 Adam You're saying it's more than just cars. You probably go to model airplanes.

21:01 Drew Yeah.

21:02 Adam Reagan?

21:03 Guest Yes.

21:04 Adam You're 27?

21:05 Guest Yes.

21:06 Adam What's up?

21:07 Guest Well, a few weeks ago, I heard Dr. Drew had a collar who said she was picking her face and he had questioned her about if she was pulling her hair. And I've been doing this all my life. I've been pulling my hair from my legs, from my arms, from my head, and also from my pelvis.

21:30 Adam Hold on, is pelvis pubed?

21:33 Guest Yeah.

21:33 Caller Okay.

21:34 Adam I just want to make sure we're on the same page.

21:35 Drew Your pelvis has lots of decoration.

21:38 Adam I'm all over it.

21:38 Drew Your ears goes around behind the pelvis too.

21:40 Caller Jesus.

21:40 Drew Shouldn't have that.

21:41 Adam Yeah.

21:42 Guest Well, I mean, I always thought it was a really bad habit and I keep it very personal to me.

21:48 But I never thought that it might imply more.

21:50 Guest And the way you were talking, it seemed like it would imply more.

21:55 Drew It's a particular syndrome. It's called trichotelomania. It's highly treatable. It's often associated with other psychiatric conditions, but it can be an isolated phenomenon. It responds well to medication oftentimes.

22:09 Guest What psychiatric conditions?

22:11 Drew Other personality problems, other mood disturbances. It can be a symptom of something else or it can be a primary disorder.

22:18 Adam Go talk to a psychiatrist.

22:19 Drew Yeah, get it evaluated. This can be dealt with.

22:23 Guest All right.

22:24 Drew Okay.

22:25 Adam It can oftentimes be cured with Rogaine.

22:30 Guest I have a lot of scarring in my pelvis now.

22:33 Adam Hey, Reagan?

22:35 Guest Yeah.

22:35 Adam Yeah, I got to beat off later. You know what I'm saying? Now I got this to contend with.

22:41 Guest Sorry.

22:41 Adam Yeah, now I'm scarred.

22:44 Guest I'm sorry?

22:44 Adam Yeah, you have a voiceless scar. You say your crotch area there?

22:49 Guest Yeah.

22:50 Adam You got scarring? You mean where the hair got pulled out?

22:53 Guest Yeah, like I have a bald spot, and in that bald spot, there's like a lot of scars.

22:57 Drew They kind of pick till it bleeds.

22:59 Adam I can dig on that. You got a husband?

23:02 Guest No.

23:03 Adam You got a man?

23:04 Guest No.

23:05 Adam Are you ashamed of this? Would you be embarrassed?

23:07 Guest Yeah, and I have difficulty getting intimate, like sexually intimate.

23:14 Adam How about I got a plan? I know this, it sounds ridiculous, but can you do a comb over? I mean, can you do... Listen, what color is your hair? Black? Yeah. All right, a little magic marker on the bald spot and a little comb over. Top coverage, we used to call it. Yeah, it's dark. Check it out. Reagan, I know you got bigger problems than even hair pulling, but it's time to get some help.

23:40 Guest Okay.

23:40 Adam All right?

23:41 Guest What did you say it was called?

23:44 Drew Trichotila mania. T-R-I-C-H-O-T-I-L-L. Oh, who cares?

23:51 Adam Reagan, you got bigger fish to fry anyway. You got emotional problems. You cure that and you'll stop picking. But you get some help. It's the 21st century. Go get a therapist. Get a psychiatrist. Get on some medication. Take care of yourself.

24:08 All right.

24:08 Adam All right, and by the time you're 30, you'll be on top of the world.

24:11 Caller Thanks.

24:12 Adam All right. Take care, all right?

24:13 Caller All right.

24:15 Adam It's so sad just to see people rotting.

24:18 Drew Not necessarily.

24:19 Adam I wonder how that made her feel.

24:21 Drew Yeah.

24:21 Adam My rotting line. But I just mean-

24:24 Drew Suffering.

24:25 Adam Suffering. She's 27 years old. She's young. She's probably never had a good time in her life. She's sitting at home picking on herself. She doesn't know what to do, who to talk to, nothing exists.

24:36 Drew She's never discussed it with anyone. She's hidden it from everyone.

24:38 Adam Thinks she's the only person on the planet that has this. This problem. I know everyone gets real specific about their problems, but as Drew always talks about, it's a global thing. You have one thing that you're ashamed of, that you do, that you don't think there's any cure for. Don't focus on that one thing. Focus on just your sort of general mental condition. There's plenty of people who can help you with that. There's never been a better time to be crazy. Never.

25:05 Drew I agree.

25:06 Adam Never. No, you don't get chased with a butterfly net.

25:11 Drew No straight jackets?

25:12 Adam No straight jackets, no lobotomies.

25:14 Drew No quicksand.

25:15 Adam It's none of that one flew over the cuckoo's nest thing. It's not even stigmatized really anymore. Half the celebrities in Hollywood are telling you about what three quarters of the celebrities in Hollywood are telling you what kind of medication they're on, for Christ's sake. Andy Dick has parlayed this neurosis into millions.

25:35 Get it on, take it on, take it on, take it on, take it on.

25:40 Drew Was that Andy?

25:41 Adam Yeah, that was a date we'd I forgot that. I mic'd myself up and went on a date with him. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Andy, I've not seen Andy on TV in almost three weeks. I'm worried about him.

25:56 Caller We have to get him back up here. It's been a long time.

25:57 I just wanted to see the wet pink stick.

26:00 Adam All right, we'll take ourselves a little break and we'll be right back.

26:14 Caller Hi, this is Mike Ness from Social Distortion, and you're enduring The Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

26:22 Adam Yeah.

26:25 Caller Boy, that's entertaining for life. It's The Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla.

26:29 Adam It's Dr. Drew over there.

26:31 Drew Hey, did you hear this? Terra, Don't Call Me Tara is going to be on local news here in Los Angeles in a minute.

26:36 Adam What'd she do?

26:37 Drew Smile? I don't know. Dress up like a hoe, I guess. Wow.

26:40 Caller Who cares?

26:43 Adam Terra, Don't Call Me Tara is on local news?

26:45 Drew For what? What? All right.

26:48 Caller What news?

26:48 Drew They're not going to finish the story for us.

26:49 Caller All right. Well, let's just keep moving.

26:51 Drew Fox News, they said.

26:52 Caller Sure.

26:52 Adam Don't get involved with the kids' lives. Sean?

26:57 Drew Sean, 15.

26:58 Caller What's up?

27:00 Adam Sean?

27:01 Caller Yes.

27:01 Adam What do you want?

27:03 Caller Adam Corolla. Man, dude, you're the best.

27:07 Adam Thanks.

27:08 Drew You got his name written on your shoes? No, Sean?

27:11 Caller Actually, yes, I do.

27:12 Drew I knew that.

27:13 Adam Hold on.

27:13 Caller On my van.

27:14 Adam Thank you, buddy. Hold on, Sean. I just did a little math. Sean is about nine years away from his first-hand job and 21 years away from his first BJ. And hold on. This is going to take a while. I got to crunch a few numbers. Forty-six years and three months. Eleven days. So he died? Two hours. No way from. Oh, actually, you're right. Yeah, you're right. He's going to expire before he gets laid. Whoo. Hey, Sean?

27:44 Caller Yeah.

27:44 Adam What's happening, buddy?

27:46 Caller Hi.

27:47 Adam Are you a virgin?

27:48 Caller Yeah.

27:49 Adam No, no. Shocking, shocking. Every instinct I've ever had is wrong, Drew. Oh, my God, there have been more wrong in my life. Okay. Tenth grade?

28:02 Caller Yeah. Ninth, actually.

28:03 Caller All right.

28:05 Adam So what's up?

28:06 Caller Okay. There's this girl that I like, and she's going out with another guy, and I've been waiting to come in on the right time to ask her out.

28:16 Drew Have you been here?

28:17 Caller What should I do here?

28:19 Drew The right time is when she stops dating this other guy.

28:23 Adam Who's the other guy?

28:25 Caller Her boyfriend. I don't know who he is.

28:26 Adam Scratch my hand.

28:29 Drew Boyfriend. What does that mean exactly?

28:32 Adam Boyfriend. All right. So the other guy, what I'm saying is, I guess, is you don't know the other guy is not a friend of yours or anything? Okay. And how long have they been going out, you figure?

28:47 Caller They've been going out a couple of days now.

28:49 Drew Couple of days?

28:50 Adam Oh.

28:51 Caller Yeah, they just started.

28:54 Adam Oh, big whoops.

28:55 Drew What happened before they were going out? Why didn't you ask her out before that?

28:58 Caller Well, because the class I took just started with her.

29:02 Drew Ah.

29:03 Adam I see. Have you been talking to her?

29:06 Caller Oh, yeah.

29:07 Caller Oh, yeah. We're like becoming friends now. Um, I'm in the same class and we're doing, we're partners in math together, so it's pretty.

29:16 Drew Friendville.

29:16 Adam How do you know, how do you know she's going out with this new guy?

29:20 Caller Oh, she talks about it with, um, with her friends.

29:23 Drew But not with you. And you.

29:24 Caller Yeah.

29:25 Drew That's a bad sign, Sean.

29:26 Caller Why?

29:27 Drew For you.

29:28 Caller Why is that?

29:29 Adam Well, Sean is great because I say, how do you know she's going out? Well, she talks about it with her friends. And me. You're always one move away from the answer. You got to ask a follow up to get to it. So, and you and her friends, and she tells you about this guy.

29:45 Caller Yeah.

29:46 Adam Yeah. But that's a bad sign.

29:49 Caller Okay.

29:49 Adam I mean, you know what it's like? It's like if you're a salesman at a auto dealership and a guy walks in and says, he just bought a car.

30:01 Drew And wants to tell you about it.

30:02 Adam And wants to tell you about it. It's not a great sign. You're probably not going to make a sale that day. Do you see what I'm saying?

30:08 Guest Yeah.

30:09 Adam Yeah. But are there any other girls you're interested in?

30:12 Guest Yeah. A few.

30:14 Drew And you could tell this girl that you, you know, if she weren't dating someone, you'd love to spend some time with her. You can put it on the table and they continue to be your friend.

30:23 Caller Okay.

30:24 Adam Hey, Sean.

30:25 Caller Yeah.

30:26 Adam Let me give you some sagely advice. As you know, I'm always right.

30:30 Caller Oh, yes. Yes.

30:31 Adam Okay. I don't want you to go down the same path I went down. Where you get interested in a girl, she becomes a project, you end up working on her for a semester, and then somehow you never see her again, and nothing ever happens. Or you get interested in some girl who's going out with your friend, or for one reason or another, everyone you get interested in, there's a reason why it's never going to happen, and you never get to that point. That's a horrible way to go through your life. It's a horrible strategy.

31:03 Right.

31:03 Adam Don't do that.

31:04 Okay.

31:05 Adam Here's what you do. You find girls who are single and you go up, and I don't mean bum rush them, but go up to them and ask them if they'd like to get together, you know, get a pez or something. I was going to say a cup of coffee, but you can't.

31:22 Drew Movie?

31:23 Adam Just ask. They want to hang out a little bit. But don't make friends with them first. That is a horrible, horrible strategy.

31:30 Drew But make sure you're not too excited about it when you come up to them.

31:33 Adam Right.

31:33 Drew They want you to be a little sort of different.

31:35 Adam Right. Don't be casual, be casual, be casual, but forced casualness houses the rest. But don't get all caught up in this one who has a boyfriend.

31:46 Caller Okay.

31:46 Adam You go find a single girl and just start chanting it up. All right, buddy. Godspeed to you.

31:52 Caller Oh, and...

31:53 Adam You'll do fine. Yes.

31:54 Caller If one less humble, humble request, if Anderson can play the Dr. Drew Boogie, that'll make my day.

32:00 Adam All right. If I have a girlfriend and no one at school likes me.

32:03 Drew All right.

32:03 Adam All right. Hey, you got a notepad there, Anderson? Oh, maybe a lightning round, too. It's going to be a big night tonight. All right. I'm going to make a note. Dr. Drew, did you say boogie or shuffle?

32:14 Caller I said boogie.

32:15 Adam He said boogie. All right. So we'll hear the Dr. Drew Boogie before the night's over.

32:20 Caller What?

32:21 Adam Anderson said...

32:21 Caller Seriously?

32:22 Drew Seriously?

32:24 Caller Hello?

32:24 Adam He doesn't want to hear the boogie. Greg? You're 40. What's up?

32:29 Caller Hey, I just...

32:32 Adam Hello? Greg?

32:34 Drew What's up, Greg?

32:35 Caller I just got my son back tonight. He's been out for a year. He's been on Crystal for a year.

32:40 Drew You just got him back tonight?

32:42 Caller Yeah. He had left the house.

32:45 Adam Hold on. Is Crystal the name of his girlfriend or are you talking about meth?

32:52 Caller Meth.

32:52 Drew Okay.

32:53 Adam He's been out taking drugs for a year, probably staying with his friends and whatnot.

32:57 Caller All right.

32:58 Drew Got it.

32:58 Adam Anyone got him back?

33:00 Caller Yeah.

33:01 Adam How did you get him back?

33:02 Caller He called me and asked for some help. All right. I know I've listened to Drew over the years at night saying that this drug is hard to beat by himself, which he thinks he can do.

33:15 Drew It's now impossible.

33:16 Caller I lost a brother-in-law about a year ago by this drug. For two to three years, I was telling my wife's family that he can't beat it on his own, and he finally ended up dying from it. So I don't want that to happen again. So I'm calling for some numbers and what else I can do to help my son out.

33:36 Adam I'm putting Greg on hold because his line is bad. But Drew, tell him what he can do to help his son.

33:42 Drew Go down to South Bay and give a call in Torrance or Hawthorne to the Delamo Treatment Center. Excellent program there. Start with that. Los Encinas Hospital in Pasadena, 626-356-2671. There is Impact House in Pasadena, Cry Help in North Hollywood. Lots of good programs around. Lots of good programs. But I think out near where you are, Delamo Treatment Center is a great place to start.

34:08 Adam Delamo in Hawthorne? I thought Delamo was the name of a city.

34:14 Drew Delamo is the name of a mall over there. I think it's a city too. I think the Delamo Center is in Lawrence.

34:21 Adam Wouldn't the Delamo Center be in Delamo?

34:24 Drew Maybe.

34:25 Adam I'll tell you, I've blocked that entire part of the city. Whenever I hear about that city of industry and Southgate and that kind of stuff, my mind just blanks out. I don't even know what it is or where it is. There's a, here's basically, there's where I live and then there's Palm Springs and there's Las Vegas, there's San Diego and there's Santa Barbara and then there's just a bunch of weird junk in between them. And if you're going to Santa Barbara, it's good junk. But if you're going to like Las Vegas or Newport, no, if you're going to Long Beach, if you're going shut up to Palm Springs, it's just one big, one big, yeah, Ho Chi Minh trail between here and there. It should just be all carpet palm. All right, so where should you go, Drew? The LOMO? All right, good luck. Help your son. Let's talk to Rose. Rose, you're 19.

35:21 Guest Hi.

35:22 Adam What's up?

35:25 Guest A while back, like a month ago, some guy, I went out with a guy who used 46 and he convinced me we had sex all the time. And I don't know, as soon as he touched me, it's like I just totally turned off.

35:41 Drew Great.

35:42 Adam So you had sex with a 46-year-old?

35:46 Guest Yeah.

35:46 Drew Did something like that happen to you when you were younger, that some older guy seduced you or raped you? No. Adam, let's reenactment. Adam, some older guy raped you when you were younger?

35:58 Guest No, not that I know. I mean, I had like experiments like with my brother, but that was not...

36:06 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

36:09 Drew When did that happen?

36:11 I was 13.

36:14 Drew All right. Well, then we got some big time trouble here, right?

36:16 Adam What kind of experiments?

36:19 Guest Um, like the other day you were talking about using the toothbrush thing, like a vibrator. You stuck a marker on the end of it and used that.

36:30 Drew A marker.

36:32 Adam What do you mean a marker?

36:34 Guest Like, you know, if you take a little, the toothbrush and mouth of it, you could, like, I don't know, stick a marker on the end of it so it, like, vibrates.

36:41 Adam Oh, he used that on you? He was, uh, 15 and you were 13?

36:47 Caller Yeah.

36:49 Adam Hold on a second.

36:49 Drew That would be, uh, pretty far outside the range of normal rows.

36:53 Adam I, um, quite honest, I'd rather just my brother bang me. I mean, I mean.

36:58 Drew It's, it's, it's more bizarre, isn't it?

37:00 Adam There's an extra sort of twist here where the sax is just good old-fashioned, um, you know, it's just good old-fashioned incest, you know?

37:13 Caller You know?

37:14 Drew This is, he's bringing her to orgasm. This is not really, ugh. What else? We haven't heard what else he did.

37:20 Adam What else would be considered bizarre, uh, rows that...

37:24 Drew No, no, that's bizarre. It's called experimenting.

37:26 Adam Experimental. Sorry.

37:27 Guest Um, like, that happened to me?

37:30 Adam Well, with your brother, let's say.

37:33 Guest Um, just that. I mean, he was like a really horny guy. At one time, like, I know, he was like, he made me feel hard on, that's all.

37:42 Drew Made you what? Feel it?

37:44 Adam Well, Drew has done that to me.

37:47 Caller Isn't it that way?

37:47 Guest Like, rubbed it against my back.

37:49 Caller Yeah.

37:49 Adam Now, he's two years older than you.

37:51 Drew Yeah.

37:52 Adam But that's kind of strange, right? I mean, for, for, for a brother and sister?

38:00 Guest I thought that was like just regular doctor stuff.

38:02 Drew No, Rose. No, no, no.

38:05 Adam Well, the guy's 15 with a boner.

38:07 Drew No, no, this is just no. No, Rose, it's way, way, way out of bounds.

38:13 Adam Yeah. I, I give it just a way, way out of bounds. I don't put the third one, you know, way out of bounds.

38:18 Drew Way, way out of bounds.

38:19 Adam The toothbrush is way, way out of bounds.

38:21 Guest I figured that sex thing was uncontrolled because, well, I know, like when my brother did that, he stuck it up and it hurt a bit.

38:30 Caller He stuck the toothbrush up?

38:32 Drew The fact that you even got to the point that that kind of behavior was anywhere near going on is a really serious sign about the health or lack of health, emotionally, in your family and the kinds of trauma that you were subjected to.

38:48 Adam Hey, Rose. What? Are you living at home now?

38:51 Guest Yeah.

38:52 Adam Where's your brother living?

38:54 Guest He moved out.

38:55 Adam Oh, that's good. And how are you doing? Do you have any mental problems?

39:00 Guest You do?

39:03 All right.

39:03 Guest Well, you've got to tell them about this business with the brother and God knows what's going to happen if you don't tell them about it.

39:06 Drew You've got to tell them about this business with the brother and God knows what's going on with your parents or lack of parents.

39:14 Adam Were your parents into drugs or booze or?

39:17 No.

39:18 Guest Actually, my parents are extremely religious.

39:20 Caller Oh. That's its own form of abuse.

39:23 Guest Because they're like, they're like you're like restrictive. We're not allowed to date or anything.

39:28 Adam Right. Right.

39:28 Drew But just each other.

39:30 Adam Here's the whole thing.

39:31 Drew Keep it in the past.

39:32 Adam Right. No going outside of the house for sex. Well, I know. Not when there's a healthy erections right down the hole. Hey, baby, you see you. There's a bunch of stuff going on.

39:45 Drew You're going in tomorrow.

39:46 Adam Yeah. You go to the therapist tomorrow. Right.

39:49 Caller And you just, you just be I thought they didn't have anything to do with it.

39:52 Drew Dump the whole thing on it, Rose.

39:53 Adam Go to the therapist and just be honest.

39:55 Drew Just dump the whole thing.

39:56 Adam Tell them everything you feel. Everything that's in your head. Just tell them. And then they'll give you a little help. And then you talked to them for a little while and you get a little healthy and you move out. When are you moving out?

40:07 Guest I want to move out by the beginning of coming here.

40:10 Drew Good. Excellent.

40:11 Adam Are you working?

40:12 Guest No.

40:13 Adam You got to get a job, right?

40:15 Guest Yeah.

40:16 Adam What do you want to do?

40:18 Guest Like, as far as a goal, like career or whatever.

40:21 Caller Yeah.

40:22 Adam What do you think you're good at? What do you like?

40:23 Guest I want to be a cop.

40:26 Caller All right.

40:27 All right.

40:27 Adam So you got to start looking into that, right? Yeah. Get a brochure, get online or something.

40:35 Yeah.

40:35 Guest I'm going to school right now.

40:36 Okay.

40:37 Caller All right. All right, baby.

40:38 Drew But include your mental health in this.

40:40 Adam Yeah.

40:40 Guest Will that help the sexual behavior?

40:44 Caller Yes, it will.

40:44 Drew Yes, it will. A little time, a little work, but yes, that's a surface symptom.

40:49 Adam This is the sanest cop I've ever spoken to, by the way.

40:54 Caller Oh, boy.

40:58 Adam Imagine, imagine in terms of just brain scrambling. You got your, your dad, mom preaching the gospel, talking about Jesus and fire and brimstone and sinners. Then you got your brother with the toothbrush. He's got the marks a lot on the end of it. He's doing a little indelible number on your clitoral hood. Imagine what then you think about when you go to bed at night.

41:30 Drew And you're 13.

41:31 Adam And you're 13. I mean, you figure Jesus must have seen that. Did he know you liked it? You know?

41:42 Caller Jesus Christ.

41:44 Adam We're going to take a little break. We'll be right back.

41:48 Caller Hello, this is your radio.

41:59 Adam This is me, walking into the bar. What are you doing there, Anderson?

42:05 Drew He wants to tell you, he wants to play for you, what the rest of us hear when we see you walking into the bar.

42:11 Adam No, that's not what he was doing. I had a stick on my, a post-it on my head. He was signalling me for it. All right, it's Loveline, Adam Corolla, is that you over there?

42:21 Drew My song.

42:21 Adam Yeah, play Drew's song, play Drew's theme song, which, Anderson?

42:28 Drew Yeah.

42:29 Caller Okay.

42:30 Adam Are you ready to go to the phones?

42:31 Caller No.

42:33 Adam Roger?

42:34 Caller Yeah.

42:34 Adam Here it comes.

42:35 Drew No, not that song.

42:36 Adam Yeah, it's Drew's theme. Roger, you're 27, what's up?

42:42 Caller I'm sorry.

42:43 Adam Oh, with the S word right off the top, poor Anderson is pushing buttons like he's flying Apollo 13. All right, let's put Roger on hold because Roger used the S word.

42:56 Drew Well, record time.

42:57 Adam He has a record. Five seconds would be a gross overestimation of the time it took Roger to use the S word. Tim?

43:07 Yeah.

43:07 Adam You're 24?

43:09 Caller Good.

43:09 Adam How are you doing?

43:10 Caller Dr. Drew, how are you doing? Yeah, I got a question. I'm dating this girl. She's 21. Relationships are starting to go pretty good. She... we're having a hard time, like, kind of in the sex area, I guess you could say. She's really shy.

43:31 Drew How old is she again?

43:32 Caller She's 21.

43:33 Drew 21.

43:33 Caller Yeah, she's got a kid. So, like, she doesn't... the whole oral sex, that's out, it seems like. And that's a killer, I guess you might say. Yeah.

43:46 Drew Is that a deal breaker for you?

43:47 Caller What's that?

43:48 Drew Is that a deal breaker for you?

43:49 Caller A deal breaker? Well, that's the thing. I really like her, you know? I mean, I don't want to be a jerk and be like, you know, you're not giving it up the way I want it, so this isn't going to work out, you know?

44:02 Drew That's fine.

44:02 Caller I don't want to be like that. But like a lot of times she doesn't like take off her shirt. She's really hot, you know? But she's just like real shy about her body, I guess.

44:16 Drew Did something happen to her to make her feel ashamed?

44:20 Caller Well, her boyfriend she had before that she had the kid with, I guess she didn't really like having sex with him or whatever. It was like she told me that she just wanted to be over with when she did it with him. And it was just to fulfill what he wanted real quick and that was it. But I mean...

44:43 Adam All right. We're not talking about that, though. We're talking about more like her family.

44:48 Caller Oh, her family? Well, the family situation I think is not too bad. I mean, she's got a stepdad or her dad committed suicide.

45:00 Drew Hell is here.

45:01 Adam Well, that's all right.

45:02 Drew Yeah, that's normal. How old was she when he committed suicide?

45:06 Caller Five.

45:07 Adam Well, she was old enough.

45:08 Drew What else was up with him?

45:09 Adam She should have been able to deal with it.

45:11 Caller Actually, I really don't think she's been molested or anything.

45:14 Drew Well, what else was up with him, though?

45:16 Caller With her dad that committed suicide? You know, I really don't know too much about that.

45:20 Drew We might look into that because therein might be the answer to what's going on here.

45:25 Adam How much investigation do you need to do?

45:27 Drew Well, was he a drug addict who committed suicide? Was he chronically depressive?

45:31 Adam No, he just won the lottery and ran a very successful advertising firm.

45:35 Drew If it was just in the mom saying, Gee, he had chronic depression after chemotherapy for his testicular cancer, you know.

45:42 Adam You know it wasn't that, though.

45:43 Caller Yeah, you're right.

45:44 Adam Because if this guy pulled the trigger when she was five, and she's from the kind of family I'm thinking she is, that means her dad was probably 26, 27, her dad was a young man.

45:58 Drew Drug addict.

45:59 Adam He's something, something real bad.

46:01 Caller Yeah, and her step dad is kind of the type of guy that's like always out all the time, leaves his mom at home. So I don't know if she sees that as like okay or whatever.

46:12 Adam Well, listen, Tim, how long have you been with her?

46:15 Caller I've been seeing her for about three, four months now.

46:19 Adam Okay. Here's what you need to know, Tim. You got a project here.

46:24 Drew You're building a bridge here.

46:26 Adam And this ain't you putting a coat of paint on a 77 Nomad. Wait a minute.

46:38 Drew Nomad?

46:38 Adam They stopped making Nomads long before, long before 77. This isn't you putting a coat of paint on a 66 Mustang. This is a total restoration on a Lamborghini Miura. This is exotic.

46:56 Caller Definitely a Lamborghini.

46:57 Adam You're in way over your head here. I understand this is complicated. There's stuff going on with her that you can't grasp right now. There's issues and so here's the deal. It's going to be a long, tough road for you with this one. She's got some issues and you're going to be smack dab in the middle of those things and they ain't going away for some years. Not weeks, not months, years and that's if she's willing to work with you.

47:30 Caller Yeah, we'll see last night we had sex, right? And it was pretty like, pretty awkward.

47:37 Adam Didn't get the blow job.

47:38 Caller Huh?

47:39 Adam You didn't get the blow job.

47:40 Caller No, I mean, that's not all important right now. I mean, it's just some like good, you know, loving is good, you know what I'm saying?

47:48 Drew Yeah, but she may not be capable of that right now, Tim.

47:50 Guest I'm kind of like chunky.

47:52 Drew No, she's not chunky. She just got some emotional stuff going on. She's not open to vulnerability.

47:58 Adam But here's what it is. It's like Tim is standing in front of a giant NASA computer and he's holding a wooden spoon.

48:07 Drew Yes.

48:08 Adam And he's saying, I think I can fix it.

48:11 Drew Yeah, no problem.

48:12 Adam No problem.

48:13 Drew It's a little awkward, but no problem.

48:14 Adam He has all the confidence in the world, but his confidence is based on stupidity. I mean, his confidence is based on lack of information. And he doesn't know how complicated and what a mess this is. Right. So don't get her pregnant, Tim. Do not get her pregnant. And then see where it goes. Keep your eyes open. We'll be back.

48:34 Drew I haven't seen Robin a while either.

48:36 Adam Yeah, it's been a while. Christopher Titus from Titus will be in here on Monday. Anderson, I'm going to say the name of this band and do not correct me. Huba Stank are going to be in here on Tuesday. And so yeah, action packed week coming up everybody. Also, I don't think we've announced it, but my good buddy Bobby Downey Jr. Oh yeah, that's right. Bob. Bob out called me the other day. Bobby did.

49:09 Drew He's coming with Anthony Kitas, right?

49:11 Adam Yep, from Red Hot Chili Peppers. So Robert Downey Jr. and Anthony Kitas are going to come in here early next month. There's still time for that to get effed up by. But Drew, I will not do their benefit if they don't come in here.

49:29 Drew Okay.

49:30 Adam I hate to do that, but...

49:32 Drew We better make that clear to them. Before, you know what I mean? Let's spell that out for everybody.

49:37 Adam Well, Drew, how much crap do we do? How many other people's shows do we do? And how many favors do we do? And what's our return rate on that?

49:46 Drew No, let's put it this way. How many other people's shows do we set up, go ahead to set up to do and don't show up?

49:53 Adam Thank you.

49:54 Caller Hey, real quick, before you go on. I was thinking last night with the Tori Amos and the Rob Zombie, you know, the same guest. I think the Tori Amos' antithesis would have to be Ozzy Osbourne. Just listening to her last night.

50:05 Drew Let's put a couple of side by side.

50:07 Caller I wanna do that.

50:07 Adam All right, see if we can compare and contrast just to make sure they're not the same person.

50:12 Caller Well, now I really don't, I'm really, I'm really, what did you say?

50:18 A hermit. These are those gold dust moments.

50:24 Caller But I'm not, see, I used to do a lot of screwing around in my medication because...

50:30 I believe.

50:33 Caller That's it?

50:34 Drew Why don't you play the Drew shuffle or whatever boogie I get that over with too? Really? Yeah, let's get over with it.

51:35 Caller Dr. Drew is right, right, right, right, right, right, right, I feel like I'll be the abductee by aliens and just let down again.

51:42 Adam Was that Tory or Ozzy?

51:44 Drew I couldn't tell.

51:45 Adam How did you tell?

51:46 Drew But yeah, I gotta get that passion back.

51:48 Caller Sick!

51:49 Adam Yeah, yeah, that was the old fiery Drew. I miss him. Let's bring him back one of these nights. Maybe we'll have him as a guest on the show, Megan.

51:58 Caller Yes.

51:58 Adam Hey, 27.

51:59 Caller That's correct.

52:00 Adam What's going on?

52:02 Caller Well, here's my situation, gentlemen. I've been giving myself orgasms since I was five years old. But I've never been able to have an orgasm with a partner. And the situation gets even a little more complicated.

52:15 Drew Hold on. I want to get the history. You were masturbating since what age?

52:20 Caller Five.

52:20 Drew Masturbating to orgasm or just sort of, hmm?

52:23 Caller I know I was having orgasms that young.

52:26 Adam Really? I mean, you sure it wasn't like, oh, it's tingly?

52:29 Caller I'm pretty sure. I mean, I can't go back in time and tell you for certain, but...

52:35 Caller Really?

52:36 Caller Yeah, I'm pretty sure that I was.

52:37 Caller Okay, man.

52:38 Adam I will take a word for it. Here we go. Never with a guy, though.

52:43 Caller Never with a guy. And furthermore, I have some kind of an issue, some kind of a phobia when it comes to that part of my body, which is ironic considering how, I guess, intimately familiar I've become with it. I've only... I've been to the gynecologist twice in my life, and both times I had to be put under, like conscious sedation, I think they called it, because I'm just absolutely incapable of going in for the exam. I go into these anxiety attacks and I just can't control it.

53:13 Adam And well, how does that work? Do they give you some nitrous or something when you're in the chair?

53:21 Caller Yeah, I'm not exactly sure what the drug was. I have to go over to the hospital and make a special appointment. They put me under and then the whole experience is a lot more enjoyable.

53:31 Adam Yeah, that's my dentist told me that. He gave me a hold when I was complaining about the nitrous. You know, oh, we don't have any here. Nobody wants it. It's like, oh, look, if not here, then where?

53:45 Caller Right.

53:45 Adam If, if, if, if, when a guy's getting oral surgery, he can't get a hoof of nitrous, then where? Then where, I ask you?

53:53 Caller Or, or how about one of those speculums up inside you?

53:56 Adam Yes.

53:56 Caller That's not any more pleasant.

53:57 Adam Yeah, this, this, this guy shoved a mallard duck halfway up your took eye there, and, and he doesn't make you feel uncomfortable. If, if, if no nitrous there, then where? I say, where?

54:10 Caller So, my question for you, Dr. Drew, is do, is it possible? I mean, I obviously have some kind of a control issue. I mean, that's the reason that I can't relax enough to the point where I can achieve orgasm with, when I'm with somebody. And everybody, and every time I go into the gynecologist office, the doctor will always ask me, okay, you know, is there any history of sexual abuse? And I, and my response is the same. No, not to my knowledge. So I'm wondering, I mean, I realize that it's possible that I have repressed some kind of memory.

54:39 Drew Any weird dreams?

54:41 Caller No.

54:42 Adam Like, can a guy go down on you without you getting weird?

54:44 Caller Um, I do get weird after a while. Yeah, I freak out because I realize that it's not going to happen. And, you know, every guy I'm with wants this like trophy orgasm from me. And then it puts even more pressure on me than I'm not going to do.

54:56 Drew You got to extract the orgasm from her. We're going in, pal.

54:59 Adam Lock and load, rock and roll.

55:03 Drew Wait, wait. No recurrent dreams or any preoccupations or recurring thoughts or anything like that for you?

55:08 Caller No.

55:09 Adam You have a boyfriend?

55:10 Caller I do at the moment, yeah.

55:12 Adam Can you have a normal intimate relationship?

55:16 Caller I suppose I can. I mean, we seem to be maintaining it pretty, pretty well. I mean, I think my sex drive is healthy.

55:23 Adam Okay. Calm down. Do you enjoy sex?

55:26 Caller Oh, certainly I do.

55:27 Adam Okay. Well, it's not a must. I mean, you don't have to.

55:32 Guest Well.

55:32 Adam But you enjoy it, but you don't have an orgasm.

55:34 Guest That's right.

55:35 Adam And what do you think? Do you ever use a vibrator?

55:38 Guest Yeah, I do.

55:40 Caller I can have an orgasm, like I said, perfectly fine by myself.

55:44 Adam I'm hip. What if he used a vibrator on you?

55:50 Caller Well, I've tried that, but it's still the same. It comes down to me not being totally at ease, or me not trusting him completely, or I'm not.

56:00 Adam I know, but here, I know this sounds like almost retarded, but how about you give yourself an orgasm with the vibrator? He's just in the room.

56:09 Drew Right. Slowly to sensitize yourself.

56:11 Adam You've got to slowly work him into the room.

56:15 Drew Yeah, I agree.

56:16 Adam I don't know. I mean, okay, so maybe you weren't...

56:19 Drew This really sounds like a behavioral phenomenon.

56:20 Adam Yeah, it's like, okay, you weren't molested, you weren't raped, everything's cool, but there's a little problem here, and it just kept going, and it was a behavior.

56:27 Drew It's like a phobia, yeah.

56:29 Adam Built up a little interest, and then it became bigger than it ever was.

56:33 Drew And you might want to see a behavioral psychologist, so we can really come up with...

56:36 Adam So we can really turn a dildo on you.

56:37 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

56:39 Adam Yeah. So, you know, my dentist said you can... For patients who are like you are, again, very stigmatized.

56:48 Drew Yeah.

56:49 Adam Yeah.

56:49 Drew Like you.

56:49 Adam I'm getting oral surgery. I want a little gas, and all of a sudden I'm the biggest puss who ever walked the face of the earth. He said, well, what I do is I prescribe a Valium. They take the Valium, and then someone's got to drive them home. But I don't go for that drive home BS. I drive myself around, no matter how jacked up I am. Let that be a lesson to you kids. So I told him, I don't want to go that route. But what's wrong with having a little nitrous on hand when all you do is oral surgery for a living? And again, I know it sounds defensive, but why does that make me Johnny Puss? Because I want some nitrous when this guy's got his feet and two elbows in my mouth, and he's digging at a tooth.

57:31 Drew Enough about your problems, Adam. We feel your pain. But to Megan, it really is kind of like fear of flying. And there may be some medication approaches to this too, to sort of cut the anxiety so she can have these experiences without anxiety and stop coupling the anxiety to the experience so much. I bet somebody could work on that.

57:49 Caller Yeah, yeah.

57:51 Adam All right, yeah, get the guy in the room. Or you know what? Have an article of his clothing with his scent on it just laid across your face, like you'd do with pets.

58:02 Drew And then go, huh, huh? It's your boyfriend, it's your boyfriend.

58:05 Adam Yeah, good boy. Yeah. Listen, everybody, if you're doing stuff that's out of line, go ahead and just force yourself to do the right thing.

58:12 Drew Monique. Uh-huh.

58:13 Adam You're 19.

58:14 Drew Yes.

58:15 I just have a quick question about breasts and plants. I want to know on a guy's opinion, what do you guys think about them? Are they, they're ugly? Is it a turn-on? You know? Because I'm really flat-chested.

58:25 Adam I see.

58:26 Drew It's going.

58:28 Adam It's out of vogue. Yeah, but Anderson doesn't like checks. Anderson is, Anderson doesn't like gams.

58:34 Drew Damien said two thumbs-ups.

58:37 How gay are you?

58:38 Adam Oh, man.

58:39 Guest So what do you guys think about them?

58:41 Adam Here's what we think. First off, stop me if I'm wrong. Everyone weigh in on this, but don't actually say anything to me. Don't you think as a society in the last couple of years, and I would say especially maybe about the last 18 months that guys have really taken a turn on this?

59:00 Drew They've turned on them.

59:01 Adam They have turned on them. And this is how it works, because we have to keep you chicks guessing, moving, and jumping through hoops. And if you think you got it figured out to the point where you can throw 5,500 at some Beverly Hills quack and get yourself fixed up, that's good for a run. But now we've changed the rules of the game once again.

59:21 Drew Well, so one of the tricks must be they can't look like implants.

59:24 Adam Yeah, they can't look like implants.

59:26 Because I want to be out there, you know, I want to flash and, you know, I just want to do all that kind of stuff.

59:30 Adam Right, I'm the same way with my sack.

59:33 I bet you are.

59:34 Adam Right. But, but...

59:36 You got it flung it, right? See, I don't got it, so I have to go buy it.

59:40 Adam Right, but...

59:41 Drew Now I'm concerned.

59:43 Adam We're concerned, yeah. But how much money do you have?

59:46 I have 5,000 on the breast implants. You do? They checked me and everything. They told me what size I should get.

59:51 Drew They told you?

59:52 Huh?

59:53 Drew You pick your size.

59:55 I pick my size? Well, I want to get like a full C.

59:58 Adam All right. But full C, when you are flat-chested, looks very implanted.

1:00:06 Yeah.

1:00:06 Adam You know, it looks like a couple of grapefruit halves that are just stuck on a piece of scaffolding plank or something. Yeah. It's weird. That's that look that guys don't like.

1:00:19 Okay, so what is the look? Natural?

1:00:21 Adam Yeah. Natural, work on your ass and straighten your teeth.

1:00:26 Caller You have a big ass.

1:00:27 Adam Hold on a second.

1:00:29 Drew Money just scares the hell out of me all the way around. I swear to God, I think archaeologists are going to dig up the 20th century and early 21st century women and be freaked out when they find these silicon sacks sitting on their chest and will never ever occur to them that these sacks were put in during life. They will immediately think it's some sort of funeral ritual. They put these two sacks in the chest to signify peace and send them off to their grave.

1:01:00 Adam Drew, I know you really enjoy that adage, but are you high? They'll be further along. They'll be, every, it'll, vaginal reconstruction will be commonplace in that time.

1:01:13 Drew So women will just be covered in silicone.

1:01:15 Adam God willing, there'll be third orifices put in to women, tighter than anal, in the palm of the hand, Damien says. You know, I could, my penis would almost poke through to the other side.

1:01:29 Drew Of what?

1:01:30 Adam I was getting a hand job. The hand?

1:01:32 Caller That's good.

1:01:33 Drew You almost see your penis behind the hand.

1:01:36 Adam Actually, I just bypassed that whole thing. Got to hold my own hand and go home. I think that guys aren't in, I think there's been a backlash against the fake boobs.

1:01:49 Drew Yeah, I agree.

1:01:49 Adam Do you get that vibe?

1:01:50 Drew Yeah, I get that vibe.

1:01:51 Adam That it's a big deal, dime a dozen, and if we see perfect boobs, they must be bought at a store, so forget it. And now it's commonplace and we're used to it. So, if I was a woman these days, I would be looking for the next trend, not this one. I think guys like a natural set better, even if it's not a big set.

1:02:16 Caller Let's talk to...

1:02:17 Adam Monique, stay on hold, though. You're just crazy enough for us to talk to a little more. Mercy? Is that Mercy? Or it's not Marcy misspelled?

1:02:27 No, it's Mercy.

1:02:28 Adam All right, Mercy, you're 21. What's up?

1:02:30 Caller Hi. Okay. This is my problem. I was dating a guy. I started dating him about two years ago. And recently, after we had already been having sex, protected, and sometimes it was unprotected, I got tested, he got tested, we came out negative. Then he came out and said he had herpes. And that before he met me, he thought he had an outbreak, but he kind of like shined it and thought it was something else. And he didn't tell me when we went into the relationship.

1:02:59 Drew How did he figure out it was the fact?

1:03:01 Caller Because after a while, he had another outbreak.

1:03:03 Drew I see. Okay. That's real common.

1:03:06 Caller And well, the problem is that before we found all this out, I thought I wasn't a carrier of the virus because I have never had an outbreak before.

1:03:16 Drew You thought you were a carrier because you've been exposed to him?

1:03:19 Caller I thought I was, because I've been exposed to him. Because we've had sex. And I know that it can be passed on even when there's no open source.

1:03:28 Drew Right. No outbreak.

1:03:29 Caller Exactly. So, but before I found out that he had herpes and I slept with somebody else.

1:03:36 Drew And that somebody, you think you gave that to somebody else?

1:03:38 Caller And I, and then that person said that I had given it to him.

1:03:42 Drew Ah, so you had it and didn't know it?

1:03:46 Caller And I had it and I didn't know it.

1:03:47 Drew That's also very common.

1:03:49 Caller Exactly, and you know, we used the condom and he got it at the base of his penis, so I'm sure, you know.

1:03:54 Adam Oh, that's bad times. So, I take the kind of ramp it around my balls.

1:04:00 Caller I, yeah. So, I mean, I was very, I was very sad.

1:04:04 Drew Maybe you need like a ball slip or something.

1:04:06 Adam I tuck them in, yeah. You're very what?

1:04:08 Caller I was very sad and confused and I was very angry.

1:04:11 Adam Sure.

1:04:11 Caller You know, because I didn't mean to do this to a person and I was angry because, you know, my, the guy I was dating, he didn't tell me, he just, but he kind of didn't know either, right? Well, he said he had gone to the doctor after the source had cleared and the doctor said, well, it could have been. So he took it as it wasn't.

1:04:28 Adam Did you cheat on this guy?

1:04:29 Caller Yes, I did.

1:04:30 Adam Oh, all right.

1:04:31 Drew So what a mess.

1:04:33 Caller It was a very big mess.

1:04:34 Adam Why did you cheat on him?

1:04:36 Caller Because he likes in the in the niceness department. Why is he not very nice?

1:04:42 Drew And why do you stay with him at all?

1:04:44 Caller Well, that's the thing. I don't want to stay with him, but I didn't want to burn him while I was breaking up with him.

1:04:48 Drew You want to hurt him by sleeping with somebody else?

1:04:51 Caller No, no, no. I wanted to break up with him and him not ever find out about this. But now the person that I supposedly infected, he slept with his ex-girlfriend and it got into a big mess. There's not two people. It's four people involved now.

1:05:06 Adam Well, does your boyfriend?

1:05:08 Caller He doesn't know anything.

1:05:09 Adam He doesn't know anything.

1:05:10 Drew Well, he knows he has herpes. You don't have to worry about him. You first do business of getting rid of his boyfriend. You don't like him, you don't be in the relationship.

1:05:17 Caller This is the big problem. The guy that I slept with is mad and I understand that because I was mad at my boyfriend because he didn't tell me.

1:05:24 Adam Was he cheating on his girlfriend?

1:05:26 Caller No, they had broken up.

1:05:29 Adam So he could bang you and then they get back together?

1:05:31 Drew But now he wants to tell her current boyfriend.

1:05:33 Caller It was a mutual thing that it was just going to be a one night thing. It's no big deal. But it ended up into a big drama that now it's like four people.

1:05:40 Adam Okay, this guy, this guy, okay, so here's the deal. The guy's mad.

1:05:46 Caller Yeah.

1:05:46 Adam Okay, okay, understandably. But there was no malice in your vagina. I mean, you didn't know. Exactly. And he wore a condom and as happens.

1:05:57 Drew That's right.

1:05:58 Adam Sorry.

1:05:58 Drew It's his responsibility.

1:06:00 Adam There's nobody to blame here.

1:06:02 Caller And the thing is that he's blaming me and now he wants to get my ex, you know, he wants to get the guy that I wanted to break up with him, but I didn't want to burn him in the process by saying, oh yeah, I cheated on you.

1:06:13 Adam Right. So what's he want to do with your ex?

1:06:15 Caller He wants to talk to him and find out where it came from.

1:06:19 Drew Why?

1:06:20 Caller I don't know why.

1:06:21 Drew This guy's a dick. Listen, this guy is a world-class prick.

1:06:25 Adam Hey, hey.

1:06:25 Caller He's, okay, this is my problem. I care about my ex-boyfriend, but we're not compatible. Look. I want to.

1:06:32 Adam Mercy. What is it with you that you're some kind of jack-off magnet?

1:06:37 Drew That's right.

1:06:38 Caller I don't know.

1:06:38 Adam You just attract world-class A-holes?

1:06:40 Drew You got to have narcissists in your life everywhere, huh?

1:06:44 Caller I don't know, but I mean, I care about them, but we're not compatible.

1:06:47 Drew Oh, please.

1:06:48 Adam No, I'm not talking about him. I'm talking about the other guy you slept with.

1:06:51 Drew They're both jack-ass.

1:06:52 Adam He sounds like a bigger jack-ass than your boyfriend.

1:06:54 Caller Okay, if the other guy was this cool guy, we got along, blah, blah, blah.

1:06:58 Drew Mercy, Mercy, Mercy, Mercy, Mercy. You are hanging out with and attracting world-class A-holes. You got to look at that. You got to look at that.

1:07:08 Caller No, I do. Definitely.

1:07:09 Drew All right, look at that.

1:07:10 Caller I'm not arguing about that.

1:07:11 Drew Listen, here's the deal. Keep your boundaries very clear. Keep a clear direction and a set of priorities. First priority, end the relationship with your boyfriend. Definitely. That's it.

1:07:25 Adam Does this guy know anything about your boyfriend?

1:07:29 Caller Yeah, he did because I told him, look, I'm still dating this guy.

1:07:33 Adam Does he know what he looks like, who he is?

1:07:36 Caller No, but he's coming around the house a lot.

1:07:39 Adam Listen, here's what you tell this guy. This guy's met your boyfriend?

1:07:44 Caller No, but he knows where he and my ex-boyfriend used to live.

1:07:49 Adam You're such a chaos queen, baby. And you hang around with A-holes. Look, the A-holes should not be getting laid. They should be being punished for being A-holes. Do you hear me?

1:07:59 Caller Yeah.

1:08:00 Adam Okay. You tell this guy, look, you're breaking up with your boyfriend.

1:08:04 Caller Yes.

1:08:04 Adam So it makes no never mind to you because you're-

1:08:06 Drew No, you shouldn't even talk to this guy.

1:08:08 Adam Shut up. You're long gone. But this guy is a badass.

1:08:13 Caller Yeah.

1:08:13 Adam He's the guy and he's no stranger to the drink either. You can talk to him and talk herpes all you want, but this guy is liable to get drunk and come over there and it could get pretty ugly.

1:08:23 Caller Okay. Let me tell you how I protect myself.

1:08:26 Adam He was pretty into kickboxing for a while in the 80s.

1:08:28 Caller Today, I have signed the last papers for restraint order.

1:08:32 Drew Good. There we go.

1:08:33 Adam On the guy you gave herpes to?

1:08:34 Caller The guy that is- he's threatening to sue me and all this good stuff, so I got my attorneys involved and-

1:08:40 Drew Oh, mercy.

1:08:41 Caller Okay.

1:08:42 Drew Yes, guys. I'm just- I mean, this is-

1:08:46 Adam He's cheating on his girlfriend.

1:08:49 Drew This is why you shouldn't have narcissists in your life. That's just classic world-class narcissism.

1:08:54 Adam Well, here's the deal, everybody. Everybody, please look into motive. You know, as this guy, do you think she was attempting to give you herpes? Or was she a victim just like you were? And so, if she didn't do, if there was no malice and she did nothing on purpose, what is there? Why does she need to be punished?

1:09:17 Drew How could she have avoided doing that to you?

1:09:18 Adam And furthermore...

1:09:19 Drew She couldn't even have avoided it. You wanted to have sex with her. You did.

1:09:24 Adam And this is what happens. And furthermore, what are you going to get out of her? What's she going to do? Make the herpes go away? Oh, idiot. Oh, I hate guys. God, do I hate men. But they're strong. And they're muscular. And I can't live without them. But I hate them. Sometimes I hate them. But then other times, it's like, man, they just fly me to the moon. When Jimmy looks at me with those big brown eyes.

1:09:51 Drew Oh, yeah. I can imagine.

1:09:52 Adam Cracks a big fart. Makes a racial joke.

1:09:56 Drew You're in.

1:09:57 Adam I don't know. Yeah. I'm all back in. I'm in love again.

1:10:00 Drew You just have to put them down right there.

1:10:03 Adam We're going to lay him down over the desk.

1:10:08 Drew Oh, my God. His hair is.

1:10:11 Adam Rivals mine. Jimmy's ass has a little fluffier. It has as much hair on it as mine, I think, but it's a little wide. It's a little spread out.

1:10:20 Drew Covers a little more territory.

1:10:21 Adam It's like the same amount of brush, but a little more acreage.

1:10:28 Caller Yeah, we're going to be back.

1:10:32 Hi, this is Jewel and you're listening to Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:10:39 Adam And Jewel is another one we haven't seen around here in a while.

1:10:43 Caller Another good one.

1:10:45 Adam Pretty good.

1:10:46 Drew Also difficult to tell from Ozzy. You know, when you hear her talking, she's sometimes think it's Ozzy.

1:10:52 Adam That was Ozzy we just heard.

1:10:54 Drew No, that was Jewel.

1:10:55 Adam Oh, that was Jewel. You sure?

1:10:59 Caller I'm not, see, I was just doing a lot of screwing around. I really don't, I'm really, I'm really, I'm really, what did you say?

1:11:09 A hermit.

1:11:10 Adam That's Jewel, right?

1:11:11 Drew I could hear both, both Jewel and Ozzy.

1:11:15 Adam Was that Tory?

1:11:17 Drew Yeah, I can't tell.

1:11:18 Caller That's tough.

1:11:19 Adam Let's get back to the phones.

1:11:20 Caller Josh?

1:11:21 Adam Hey, hey.

1:11:22 Caller I believe.

1:11:23 Adam In fairies. You're at 24. Do you know how hard it is not to make fag jokes when someone goes on and on about fairies? I mean, it is really difficult. My ass was puckered the whole time. I could have snapped a pencil off of my sphincter.

1:11:40 Caller You were keeping a straight face. I was very bright. I was trying.

1:11:43 Adam I was about to hold the whole night. She started getting on about fairies for a while. I just, I was almost going to do, I couldn't.

1:11:49 Caller Drew, you weren't here, but he was just like blank stare, just staring right at her.

1:11:52 Adam I was trying to focus.

1:11:53 Caller I was laughing in the background.

1:11:54 Adam I know. I'd watch Anderson busting his ass up behind her head. Go ahead, Josh.

1:12:00 Caller Yeah.

1:12:01 Caller About two months ago, my doctor put me on Prozac.

1:12:04 Drew Yep.

1:12:05 Adam And for what?

1:12:07 Caller For depression. I'd gotten kind of school and work, had been getting to me or whatever.

1:12:15 Caller And he put me on the Prozac.

1:12:17 Caller But now it's like, you know, I go to school and I go to work. And then when on the weekends, when I have free time, where I just don't want to do anything.

1:12:27 Adam So it's robbed your energy?

1:12:29 Caller Well, I mean, just, you know, just to do anything.

1:12:32 Drew Weren't you like that before?

1:12:34 Caller Well, I mean, but wasn't that's wasn't the Prozac supposed to help that?

1:12:40 Drew Yeah. But if it doesn't, that means it's time to look into another medication or a different dose or perhaps get re-evaluated by, you weren't being seen by a psychiatrist, were you?

1:12:50 Caller No. Yeah.

1:12:50 Drew It may be time to see an expert. If something simple doesn't work, then it's time to go on to the next level.

1:12:56 Caller Okay.

1:12:57 Adam And they got plenty of choices these days, right, Drew?

1:13:00 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:13:00 Adam So do that.

1:13:02 Caller All right. Let's talk to, Let's give us Ed.

1:13:06 Drew Hang on. Go.

1:13:08 Caller Ed?

1:13:09 Drew Hey, put line 5 on hold, please. There. Go.

1:13:13 Caller Ed?

1:13:14 Caller Yeah.

1:13:15 Adam What's up?

1:13:16 Caller Oh, yeah. I called in a couple of weeks ago, and I obsessed my nipple.

1:13:21 Drew You obsessed your nipple.

1:13:23 Caller Yeah. And I had like, you guys, like, I had like this little like, I don't know, like, like hard, like, like this hard tissue thing. And you guys said it's scar tissue. Because I had taken it out.

1:13:45 Drew We're listening. Go ahead.

1:13:47 Caller And I found, like, under it, there's like a round hard thing that, and it's like, I don't know.

1:13:58 Adam Uh-oh. What's up with your penis?

1:14:02 Drew What, Ed? Yeah. We can't tell you any more than by what we talked about last time. Somebody's got to look at this. It may need to be biopsied. You gotta get checked out. What are we gonna do here?

1:14:14 Caller Do you have any idea what it might be?

1:14:16 Drew Yeah. It's probably scar. But to be sure, you gotta get a check. It could be goticomastia. It could be just breast tissue. It could be cancer. I doubt it's cancer.

1:14:25 Adam Did you pierce it yourself? Yeah. Do you smoke weed?

1:14:30 Drew Oh, yeah. You're high right now. Let's get them to laugh. Tell them something funny, Adam.

1:14:37 Adam A Jew, a lesbian, and a Shiite. Walk into a K-bar. Eh? I don't know the punch line, though. It's not like a good setup, though. Hey, all right, Ed. My boyfriend had such a huge shlong that he scrambled my anus.

1:14:56 Drew Oh, come on.

1:14:57 Caller Oh, no.

1:14:59 Adam Ed?

1:15:00 Caller Yeah.

1:15:01 Adam Not funny. Yeah. How much weed are you smoking?

1:15:05 Caller Oh, not that much.

1:15:06 Drew Oh, please.

1:15:07 Adam Okay. All right. Hey, special Ed?

1:15:10 Caller Oh, me?

1:15:10 Adam Yeah. Easy on the weed. All right there, buddy.

1:15:16 Drew Okay.

1:15:17 Caller All right.

1:15:18 Drew Good times.

1:15:19 Adam You know you're smoking a lot of weed when you answer with just guttural sounds.

1:15:24 Drew Yeah, and then words.

1:15:24 Adam Ed?

1:15:27 Drew And motorboats type sounds, too. Those are telltale.

1:15:31 Adam First time caller?

1:15:32 Caller Long time ago?

1:15:39 Adam Oh, it's funny now, but it ain't going to be funny when he's 37 and working at the Dales Junior. What kind of cigarettes? Then he turns around.

1:15:51 Caller Well, now I'm really dumb. I'm really...

1:15:55 Adam Tanya?

1:15:56 Yeah?

1:15:57 Adam You're 18?

1:15:58 Caller What's going on?

1:16:00 Adam What?

1:16:01 Caller What's going on, guys?

1:16:02 Adam Hey there, Tanya. What's your question?

1:16:04 Caller All right. I'm really shy and like, around certain people, I can be the shyest person in the room, and around other people, I'm like the loudest person. Like, you can't get me to shut up.

1:16:16 Drew Around certain people?

1:16:17 Caller Yeah.

1:16:18 Drew Who are those certain people?

1:16:19 Caller People that I've known for a while.

1:16:21 Adam Okay.

1:16:22 Caller Okay.

1:16:22 Adam A lot of people are that way.

1:16:24 Drew Yeah.

1:16:24 Caller Okay. My situation is, the drill man, I'm in it in college. Like, I know, like, I know, I know them, like, I guess well, but like, there's times where, like, they all go out, like, like, after practice, we all go out to eat and all that, as like a drill man, because we're all like, like, like a hole, you know?

1:16:45 Adam Well, hold on a second. Is she saying drum line or dorm room or?

1:16:49 Caller Drum line.

1:16:50 Adam Drum line.

1:16:51 Caller Yeah.

1:16:51 Adam All right. You're in a drum line.

1:16:52 Caller Yeah.

1:16:52 Adam So you're playing in the band in high school? College. College.

1:16:56 Caller Yeah.

1:16:57 Adam Junior college?

1:16:58 Caller Yeah.

1:16:59 Adam Shocking. And you play, which drums you play?

1:17:02 Caller Bass.

1:17:03 Adam Oh, the big one.

1:17:04 Caller I'm the caller who called in a few weeks ago about eating a lot. I weigh 115 and all that.

1:17:10 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:17:11 Caller Yeah.

1:17:11 Adam You carry around that big bass drum and you're only 115 pounds?

1:17:14 Caller Well, it's not that big.

1:17:17 Adam That one?

1:17:18 Caller Yeah. All right. OK. I know. Well, like after the practice, we all go out, like to eat and all that. We all go hang out and stuff. But like sometimes I don't want to go because I feel like I'm in a big, like I'm a big tag along and all that.

1:17:33 Caller You're a big tag along.

1:17:34 Adam These are your friends there, right? These are your peeps. These are the band geeks.

1:17:37 Caller Because like I don't want to, I don't want to invite myself, you know?

1:17:41 Caller Well, why do you have to invite yourself?

1:17:42 Adam You're part of the drum line.

1:17:43 Caller I know, but like I don't, I don't talk with these guys a lot and I want to get to know them, but I'm too shy. Like I can't.

1:17:48 Adam No, you're not.

1:17:49 Drew Talk to them just like you're talking to us. Tell them how shy you are.

1:17:52 Adam Yeah, you're calling a radio show, talking about how shy you are.

1:17:55 Drew You'll get over this. You got it. But you're going to, it's like, who was the famous philosopher who put marbles in his mouth to get over the stutter? You got to go out there and do the behaviors. You got to get some practice, get some experience with these people. You'll relax.

1:18:08 Adam Who put marbles in his mouth?

1:18:10 Drew I forget who it was.

1:18:11 Adam Plato. I don't know. What year?

1:18:16 Drew Long time ago. Ancient.

1:18:18 Caller Okay.

1:18:19 Adam Socrates. Tony?

1:18:21 Caller Yeah.

1:18:21 Adam You're 23.

1:18:22 Caller Yeah. What's up, dude?

1:18:23 Adam Hey, dude.

1:18:24 Caller How you guys doing?

1:18:25 Caller Good.

1:18:26 Caller I wanted to talk to the doctor.

1:18:29 Caller I got diagnosed with molluscum contagiosum.

1:18:33 Drew Contagiosum.

1:18:34 Caller Yeah. And like, I don't know, like, I'm not really sure what's up with this disease or...

1:18:40 Drew It's very common. It's a virus. You just kind of scoop the tops off those little zits you've got and that makes it go away.

1:18:46 Adam It gives you something to do.

1:18:47 Drew It's a sexually transmitted disease. It is? Yeah. It has no consequence.

1:18:51 Adam Never hear about chicks with it.

1:18:54 Caller Does it tend to go away after time or does it just...

1:18:57 Drew No, you got to get it treated. Yeah, I guess it would eventually, but you need to get it treated because they kind of proliferate. You get a whole bunch of those little... They look like little zits and you've got them sort of burned off and they go away.

1:19:06 Adam Do you get them burned off?

1:19:08 Drew Yeah, sometimes you can either shell them out or burn them off, yeah.

1:19:12 Adam They cauterize them?

1:19:13 Drew Sometimes.

1:19:15 Adam Bad times.

1:19:16 Drew Well, they occur... They're not on the penis.

1:19:19 Adam They're on the...

1:19:19 Drew They're on the pubic area.

1:19:21 Adam Yeah.

1:19:21 Drew Stomach.

1:19:22 Adam That's penis, though. Hey, Randy?

1:19:24 Drew If somebody's coming out with like a liquid nitrogen or electrical...

1:19:27 Adam Big difference...

1:19:28 Drew .spark, big difference.

1:19:29 Adam Randy? Hello? 23, what's going on?

1:19:32 Guest How you guys doing tonight?

1:19:33 Adam Good.

1:19:34 Guest I just had a... Basically, I just wanted your guys' opinion about something.

1:19:39 Caller All right.

1:19:40 Guest I just got it from my brother. I mean, I was in a relationship. I still am, technically. I just haven't told her just yet.

1:19:50 Drew Well, hold on. I'm already confused.

1:19:51 Adam He wants to break up. You're planning on breaking up?

1:19:53 Guest Yes. That's the thing. See, my brother... I only have one brother, and he's very intelligent, and I wish I was like him.

1:20:00 Adam Well, you're pretty smart, too.

1:20:02 Drew I wish you was that way, too, though.

1:20:03 Guest Pardon me?

1:20:03 Adam You're pretty smart, too, though, right?

1:20:06 Guest Kind of, sort of. But, see, I'm in that little Neanderthal-type ordeal about, you know, but I love her type, you know, thing, you know? You kind of get what I'm saying?

1:20:16 Drew The relationship isn't working, but you love her.

1:20:18 Guest Yes, yeah, those, you know, stupid callers. You tell a female, you know, break up with him, but I love her, you know, that kind of thing. It's the male version type. But see, the thing is, is my brother broke it down to me real simple. He just said, you were 17, she wanted you, you were basically attached to her, and finally you grew up, and now she's just basically, you know, f-ing you all up, you know? And, you know, you just need to move on. And I felt like, you know, well, he makes a good point, but I'd like to get a second opinion, but, you know.

1:20:54 Drew We don't know you, we don't know her, what's going on.

1:20:57 Adam You've been with this chick since you were 17.

1:20:59 Caller Yeah, six years.

1:21:01 Drew Already suggested something that should come to a close. Just that.

1:21:04 Adam It just should.

1:21:05 Caller Yeah.

1:21:06 Guest See, the thing is, I don't even know if this is actually, should or shouldn't, because basically, here's a scenario.

1:21:11 Adam What's she doing to you?

1:21:12 Guest Example, she works at a grocery store. I knew these people that she worked with, half of them. Usually, some of them will get fired, and then there's new people there, and whatnot. And basically, half of them I know, and I know them as friends, and they're all her personal friends now. And she's also going out and having fun with them. Like two weeks ago, she went into a wedding with this other female that she worked with. And she also brought a guy home with her as a friend, just a friend. I know the guy too, but I don't know him that well.

1:21:45 Drew Just a friend? Adam, just a friend?

1:21:47 Adam Brought a guy home from the wedding?

1:21:49 Guest No, from work, to go to the wedding. She took him, she just told him, hey, could you, you know, maybe we can just go ahead and carpool, you know, you can ride with me and I'll take you back. She's like, okay, that seems, you know, logical, you know.

1:22:02 Adam So what happened?

1:22:03 Guest So basically, they went to the wedding, she started dancing, and we just, you know, she came back, and then that night that I got off work, which is like 10 o'clock, I asked her older brother, where's my, you know.

1:22:16 Drew No, no, no, no, stop.

1:22:17 Adam Drew, I'm going number two, let me finish up.

1:22:19 Drew No, no, it's over, Andy. Just, we can tell already.

1:22:23 Guest Are you serious?

1:22:24 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:22:25 Guest I mean, she, I mean, we had to be.

1:22:26 Adam Are you serious?

1:22:28 Drew I'm serious.

1:22:29 Adam Randy, we wouldn't have called you at home if we weren't serious.

1:22:33 Guest I apologize.

1:22:34 Adam All right. Well, listen, but hold on, hold on. Drew, shut up. Did she or did she not, in your opinion, cheat on you?

1:22:43 Guest No.

1:22:44 Adam No, she did. She did not. But she's pulling back. She's not showing you respect.

1:22:48 Guest Exactly. She's basically, okay, she'll she'll go to the flirtatious point because I.

1:22:53 Drew Stop, stop. Randy, stop. Stop.

1:22:57 Adam You're going to kill me. You torture yourself.

1:22:59 Drew You're bringing me back to being 20 myself. It's killing me.

1:23:02 Adam Here's the thing. She was 16 or so when she met you two.

1:23:07 Guest She was actually.

1:23:09 Drew Stop.

1:23:09 Guest You're older than me.

1:23:10 Adam Okay. But but look, it's over. Here's a very there's a very natural thing in people's lives from age 16, 17 to their early 20s, where it's important for them to be attractive to other people, to flirt with other people, to interact with other people in a sexual way. Sometimes not necessarily having sex. It's important to have that. And when you have a relationship that goes from 16, 17 to 23, 24, you suppress a lot of that.

1:23:38 Drew And you never have a chance to do that.

1:23:39 Adam And it starts to rear its ugly head usually 23, 24. It's like, hey baby, I've been let out of box in a while here. And it happens with both sexes.

1:23:50 Drew And it's a sign that this has gone on long enough.

1:23:53 Adam It's gone on 16 months longer than it should have already.

1:23:56 Drew 16 months. 36 months.

1:23:58 Adam Thank you.

1:23:58 Drew And listen, the problem, what I can't stand listening to Randy is he needs to go out and grow up. He's still in this very adolescent relationship and it's not real and it's got to end.

1:24:09 Adam Okay. We'll be back. Maybe lightning round after this. The Dodgers, SmackDown, The Moon, Fastest, 12 Minutes of Radio. Let's check the time real fast. 11.45 and no, 11.56, no, 46, correction there.

1:24:43 Caller What's up with my mouth, man?

1:24:45 Adam That's when Nova came in from the old docker. 11.46, straight up. That's 14 minutes away from the top of the hour. 12 midnight, the witchy hour. Let's go to the weather check, we're going to Bell 5, we're checking in at 55, Corona Del Mar, 51 degrees, Tustin, 49, get those swears out of Anaheim, 46, Westchester, 55, Panorama, 745, 699, 699, Eagle Rock, 61 degrees, Chatsworth, checking in at 66, everyone's checking in. Who's checking in? We're checking in. Downey, checking in at 53, Locke, Resenta, coming in at 49, in a crisp 51 in Long Beach. Druski, ready to hop back on the phones here and tell the kids the problem.

1:25:20 Drew We'll get to a little traffic.

1:25:22 Adam Sloan go on the 118, look out for brake lights on the 110. You guys heading for the four level exchange, look out for that. There are more brake lights there. In the number three, there's debris in the number three lanes. Debris in there. And we got a jackknife bobcat over there. He's collided with a scooter, with a zipper scooter. So our ambulance is on the way. Let's hop back on the phones. First, we'll check the time. It's 1147 and 10 seconds. That is 12 minutes and 55 seconds away from the time of the hour. Straight up at Ace Rockolla. Good part over there. Dr. Drew, hot, hot, hot. Let's hop to the phones here. Jenna.

1:26:00 Guest Yeah?

1:26:01 Adam Jenna, you're 60. Welcome to the show.

1:26:03 Guest Hey, what's up?

1:26:04 Adam Hey, glad to have you.

1:26:05 Drew What's up, Jenna?

1:26:06 Guest I have a rather difficult situation to deal with.

1:26:08 Adam Westchester coming in, 55.

1:26:12 Guest What happened was I broke up with a boyfriend that I dated for a year, last year.

1:26:17 Adam As long ago in the 118.

1:26:18 Drew Go ahead, just keep talking.

1:26:20 Guest And then this year, I've been dating a guy for six months.

1:26:24 Adam Corona Dilmar, 51, Belfour, 55.

1:26:26 Guest Last week, I got a letter from my ex-boyfriend saying that he still loved me.

1:26:32 Adam 1148.

1:26:33 Caller I don't know what the hell to do.

1:26:35 Adam Twelve minutes away from the top of the hour. Go ahead.

1:26:36 Drew Why did you break up with your boyfriend in the first place?

1:26:38 Guest Well, it was kind of like a mutual thing.

1:26:40 Drew Why?

1:26:41 Guest I don't know. We both had a lot of arguments, but they were a bunch of little...

1:26:45 Adam Jenna's already jumping in here, but we got checks on weather today. Long Beach coming in at 51, 49, Lackers and a Downey coming in 53. Chatsworth 66, 61, Eagle Rock, Drew's hometown, Pasadena coming in at chilly 55 degrees. I'm sorry.

1:27:00 Drew Jenna, whatever reason you broke up is still going to be there when you get back together.

1:27:05 Adam Drew, I'm sorry for butting in, but we got check timing. It's 11 48 and 30 seconds. That is, oh, Christ, 11 minutes and 30 seconds away from the top of the hour straight up. I'm Ace Rockolla, good ol Adam Lakers, and you smack down the middle line around the best, and you're missing out on a little bit of a corona coming in, but let's have our phones slow and go, look out for brake lights in the 118 for a level exchange. Sammy? Hi. Hey, you're 20, what's going on? You sound hot, hot, hot.

1:27:35 Caller Okay.

1:27:35 Adam Where are you calling from, Santa Cruz?

1:27:37 Caller Yeah.

1:27:37 Adam What's the weather over there? Everybody coming in?

1:27:40 Caller It's dark.

1:27:42 Adam It's dark outside.

1:27:43 Drew Widely scattered light in the morning.

1:27:45 Adam What time's done? About 5, 5.53, 5.54? Sunset at 5.15 in the evening?

1:27:52 Drew You watching Terra on TV?

1:27:54 Caller Yes.

1:27:55 Adam Sammy, what's going on over there, baby? How can we help you?

1:27:58 Caller I'm at my friend's house right now.

1:28:00 Caller We were wondering if...

1:28:01 Caller Oh, yeah. My friend Jackie's house?

1:28:04 Adam Westchester coming in at 5.55, Anaheim, 5.46.

1:28:06 Caller Yeah. Anyways, we were wondering if you... What happened if you mixed nutmegs and cloves? Because we heard that it did something.

1:28:15 Adam Look out for... When did your dad rape you? When did your dad rape me? Hey, Sammy.

1:28:19 Drew That's sick.

1:28:20 Adam What are you going to be? Smoking? Yeah. All right. Now hold on a second there, Brad. Let's check time real fast. It's 11.49 and 50 seconds. That's 10 minutes and 10 seconds away from the top of the hour.

1:28:33 Drew Straight up.

1:28:33 Adam You are smack dab in the middle of the light around the festival of the radio. I'm Ace Rockolla. This is good over there by the Dr. Drew. Hot, hot, hot.

1:28:40 Drew I've never heard of clove with...

1:28:42 Adam Yeah, you can't catch a good buzz. No good buzz. I've never heard of that. Westchester coming in at 55, Penn around 70, 59.

1:28:48 Drew I have heard...

1:28:49 Adam Eagle Rock checking in at 61 degrees.

1:28:51 Drew Of nutmeg causing hallucinogenic experiences. But at 20, there's fish around the house for ways to... That's bizarre.

1:28:58 Adam Yeah. Oh, wait a minute. Slow and go on the 118. Some jackass is trying to change his tire. And he's not on his shoulders. That's going to... Look out for brake lights on the 110. We got a jackknife bobcat out there. Collided with a unicycle. So look out for that. And there's of course the four levels. So it's a mess. And the two and three and four levels. Watch out. Third lane, debris. Debris in the third lane. Slow and go. Look out for brake lights.

1:29:29 Drew I heard earlier there was a lawn chair in the 210.

1:29:31 Adam Lawn chair in the 210. Look out for that.

1:29:33 Drew Again... That's so fun, the 130.

1:29:34 Adam So fun. Somebody's taking a nap out there in the 118. Let's check the time real fast. Lightning round. Smack dab in the middle. The fastest gobble of the Lawnland radio. It's 11 51 straight up. That is nine minutes away from the top of the hour. I'm Ace Rockolla. It's my good old partner there, Dr. Drew.

1:29:52 Drew Lucy, 20.

1:29:53 Adam Lucy, what's going on? Chatsworth coming in, 66.

1:29:56 Caller Hello?

1:29:57 Adam Chatsworth, 28, 20, here in the Love Live. Lucy, Lucy.

1:30:03 Caller Hello?

1:30:03 Drew Hi, Lucy.

1:30:04 Caller Yes, I was just calling on my cousin. About five years ago, she was molested by her uncle, who is like not really related to her.

1:30:16 Drew The molesting uncle is just the guy they call uncle.

1:30:18 Adam Very, very sad. Downey coming in 53, 49, not percent.

1:30:22 Drew Yes, right here, keeps the weekend.

1:30:23 Caller But about two years ago, she lived with him now.

1:30:28 Drew Oh boy.

1:30:29 Adam Very healthy, very natural.

1:30:30 Caller Yeah, it's just very weird. And every time, because I have like my own place, right? And I always come and ask her to come move in with me.

1:30:38 Drew Have they reported what he did to her?

1:30:40 Caller Yes, I mean, if we've gone to the court when she was that age, you know, when she was young, and I can let it. And I don't know, for some reason, if I call drop.

1:30:48 Drew Why don't you contact Child Protective Services?

1:30:51 Adam Drew, I know you got to give a number out, but I got some important numbers to give out myself. It's 11 52 and 15 seconds. That's seven minutes and 45 seconds away from the top of the hour. Sloan going to 118. Westchester coming in at 55.

1:31:05 Drew The phone number is 800 540 4000. 800 540 4000.

1:31:11 Caller That's the only thing I can do, because it just seems weird that...

1:31:14 Drew Yeah, get her out of there. That's one thing you can do. I know you're trying to do that.

1:31:16 Caller Because she always seems like she wants to leave, but she seems hesitant.

1:31:19 Drew It's amazing the way perpetrators sort of fall under the spell of their victims.

1:31:23 Adam Scumbag.

1:31:24 Drew Victimizers, rather.

1:31:25 Adam Lucy, I'm really sorry, but we're out of time because I've got to check the time again.

1:31:28 Caller Okay, thank you very much.

1:31:29 Adam All right, you call that number, all right there, man.

1:31:32 Drew 800-540-4000.

1:31:34 Caller Thank you.

1:31:35 Adam All right, you call me, you tell me Ace Rockolla sent you, all right, man? Yeah, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 1153 straight up. That is seven minutes away from the top of the hour. Twelve midnight would be the top of the hour. 1153 is the time, and then seven minutes, that's away from the top of the hour. If you add the seven on to 1153, you get twelve midnight straight up. We like to do the math. Slow and go on the 118. Look out for brake lights. Brake lights are what comes on when people apply the brake, and that's how you know you should slow down. Without that kind of heads up, you'd probably just go plowing it on. Just park traffic. Wouldn't you have a certain point there, Drew?

1:32:10 Drew Yeah.

1:32:11 Adam Had you guys heard the concept of brake lights before this?

1:32:13 Drew Not before you mentioned.

1:32:15 Adam Look out for brake lights. Let me ask you another question, Drew. If I said 1155, would you know what time it was? Not without doing the math and the five minutes for midnight.

1:32:25 Drew I'd have to know how long it wasn't till midnight.

1:32:27 Adam Yeah. That's what I love about radio. Hey, Tussin coming in at 46. But let's not waste any more time. Let's hop on the phone here and speak to CJ.

1:32:38 Down here.

1:32:39 Drew Oh boy, what's up?

1:32:41 Caller Nothing much, really.

1:32:42 Drew All right. See you.

1:32:44 Adam All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, have a safe. 1154 Bellflower. Tussin. 49 degrees. Sloan Goat 118. Information. Don't need it. Waste time. Let's go to traffic. Surf report. Sidekick Monkey Boy. I want to thank producer Anne for booking some world class guests. Not only this week, but last week, and more to come. Rob Zombie on Sunday night. I want to thank Terra. Don't call me Tara. I'm fat. For not being fat and doing a wonderful, wonderful job all week. I want to thank Damien for doing what the thing he does.

1:33:42 Guest He's an idiot.

1:33:43 Adam Yeah, she's an idiot. Who's that, Bela Lugosi? And, of course, Anderson, the magic-fingered one for making us all look so clever. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew, saying, Mahalo.

1:34:08 Guest The staff management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

Episode Feedback

Thursday, November 15, 2001