Episode 1000754886219

3:46 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

3:58 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew's still in Atlanta tonight.

4:05 Drew Still?

4:05 Adam Uh-oh. I got a little echo in my head, Drew. It could make for a very long evening.

4:11 Drew How about that? Is that better?

4:12 Adam Dr. Drew, board certified no, physician, addiction medicine specialist. Do you hear it, Drew?

4:21 Drew No.

4:22 Adam You don't? All right. Well, so here's the way I combat the echo thing. I just never stop talking.

4:28 Drew Well, it shouldn't be any different than any other night.

4:30 Adam All right. Why is this? Lisa, Anderson, do you know what this echo is? Can you hear it, Anderson? Okay. Drew, this one has a very interesting sort of space-age sound. It's the effect they used to use in the 50s when they do the sci-fi movies.

4:50 Drew When they tried to depict someone on acid?

4:52 Adam Yeah. Well, wait a minute. Lisa Ann Walter is our guest tonight. She came in here because she stars in the- Now, you're even worse than I am.

5:02 Lisa Ann Walter Woo. Wow.

5:06 Adam I always find it ironic when you say the word echo. So say echo.

5:10 Echo.

5:12 Adam Didn't work.

5:13 Lisa Ann Walter There it went. Okay.

5:14 Adam Go ahead.

5:15 Lisa Ann Walter Echo.

5:16 Drew How about now? Am I still echoing?

5:18 Lisa Ann Walter Try this. Reaffirm madness.

5:22 Drew Adam.

5:22 Adam Yeah.

5:23 Drew Am I still echoing?

5:24 Adam No, you weren't really echoing before it was me.

5:26 Lisa Ann Walter We are.

5:27 Drew Oh, you're echoing.

5:28 Adam You can't hear that, huh, Drew?

5:30 Drew Not at all.

5:31 Adam You just consider yourself blessed. So you're coming home tomorrow, yes, Drew?

5:35 Drew Yes, sir. And you're going off to Vegas, right?

5:37 Adam I'm going to Vegas tomorrow, so I'll be broadcasting from Vegas. Cool. Lisa was in here to- oh, this is going to drive me insane.

5:47 Lisa Ann Walter You know what it is? It went away. You're okay now.

5:50 Adam It did? That is so good.

5:52 Lisa Ann Walter That's like when you clear your ears. That's the joint.

5:55 Adam Yeah. Oh, wait a minute. We're back. If I take my headphones off, I bet we could do it.

6:00 Lisa Ann Walter Okay.

6:01 Adam You want to? Now it's stopped now. Okay. Anyway.

6:04 Lisa Ann Walter I like it. It's that thing when you have your cell phone and you can hear yourself.

6:08 Adam No, you're on again. I'm taking my headphones off.

6:10 Lisa Ann Walter I'm not going to talk anymore.

6:12 Adam Lisa was here to plug Emerald because that was the new show she was starring in.

6:16 Lisa Ann Walter No, I'm here because I love the show.

6:18 Adam Oh, you're here because you love the show? Yeah. And I saw Emerald and Emerald wasn't bad. It wasn't good. I think the problem with Emerald was is it was just a sitcom in a sea of sitcoms. It felt like a sitcom.

6:30 Lisa Ann Walter Well, I mean, everybody tries to say what happened, why and because of September 11, people don't want to go to a new show. They want to stay with stuff they know. Whatever the reason is, I had a great time, was a great bunch of people. Emerald is the nicest guy in the world and I love going to work every day. For that reason, selfishly, I'm sad that we're not working right now, but we're going to be back in September for a couple of weeks and we'll see what happens.

6:50 Adam All right, so we don't have to watch for a few weeks, but I did watch the show.

6:54 Lisa Ann Walter You can watch an hour long Three Sisters if you want to do that.

6:57 Adam Right, I'm going to do that.

6:58 Lisa Ann Walter Okay, yeah.

6:59 Adam I thought Three Sisters was a type of a hair tonic. I didn't know that was a TV show.

7:03 Lisa Ann Walter I thought it was a play by Chekhov, but never mind.

7:07 Adam Our listeners don't know Chekhov.

7:09 Lisa Ann Walter I'm sorry. What?

7:11 Adam There you go. But anyway, so now, you know what was funny, Drew? Lisa was telling me that she had won how much on the weakest link?

7:21 Lisa Ann Walter $62,500 on the weakest link.

7:24 Adam Which is the most that any celebrities ever won?

7:27 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah. For a charity show with celebrities, it's the most that they've ever won. Of course, you're saying I'm up against the sports people, too, and the survivor cast or whatever, fear factor people, which was just kind of sad.

7:40 Adam Right. Well, you do realize that most of the country is just comprised of retards.

7:45 Oh, my God.

7:46 Lisa Ann Walter You know what?

7:47 Adam It is true.

7:47 Lisa Ann Walter It's not like I'm any more or less of a retard. It's just I know a lot of useless crap.

7:52 Adam But 62 grand with that old English bag yelling at you, it's got to be tough.

7:59 Lisa Ann Walter You know what? Here's the deal. I met her in New York when I went to for what?

8:04 Drew How useless could that crap be if you earn $62,000 off it?

8:07 Lisa Ann Walter You go, boy.

8:09 You are the weakest thing. Goodbye.

8:11 Lisa Ann Walter She's actually the sweetest lady in the world, and so she didn't scare me, but I was too afraid to be funny on the show. I didn't want to get in trouble. I felt like I was in second grade again. I was going to be sat in the hall.

8:20 Adam You pop off and she makes an example.

8:22 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah. Well, Carrot Top like grabbed my boobs, and I slapped his hands and said, don't get me in trouble. Get away from me.

8:28 Adam I'm looking at your boobs right now.

8:29 Lisa Ann Walter They're fabulous, aren't they?

8:30 Adam They really are.

8:31 Carrot Top is a man.

8:33 Adam They are nice. All right, Drew, you ready to go?

8:36 Drew Adam, you all right?

8:38 Adam Yeah, there's this echo thing. And then on top of it, Anderson's throwing in a bunch of lame sound effects. So now I really don't know where I am.

8:45 He's a tough man.

8:47 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah.

8:47 Adam And then the sound effects that he's throwing in are echoing. So it's just all over the place.

8:52 Lisa Ann Walter You came in here looped up. Don't-

8:55 Drew Adam?

8:55 Lisa Ann Walter No, I can't say on my own.

8:56 Adam That's right. All right. What name is that, Drew?

9:00 Drew Dolce?

9:01 Dolce.

9:02 Lisa Ann Walter Dolce, that means sweet.

9:04 It means candy.

9:06 Adam Right. Terrence knew she was gonna be fat. Aww.

9:12 Okay. Adam, oh my God. I just want to tell you that I love you. I love you. I love you.

9:17 Adam I love you. I love you. I love you, too.

9:19 I want to wake up next to you every morning.

9:22 Lisa Ann Walter I never get that, even by the guy that I wake up next to. Nobody has ever said that to me.

9:25 Adam You can do that, except for you're gonna have to be moved in, in the morning. We're not going the whole night. You go to sleep, and technically, you wake up in the morning next to me, although you did not spend the night.

9:36 Drew Sixteen.

9:37 Okay.

9:39 Adam Go ahead.

9:39 I'm so nervous.

9:40 I'm sorry.

9:43 Do you want me to tell you my question?

9:44 Adam Yes.

9:46 Lisa Ann Walter No, I want you to suck up to Adam more, because, you know, I really enjoy watching a man being mean to a woman who's begging.

9:51 I listen to you every night, Adam. I listen to you everything.

9:53 Adam Thanks, baby. Thank you. I dedicate tonight's show to you.

10:00 Thank you.

10:01 Adam And all the thousands of listeners who do. No, just you, just you, baby. This is for you, Dolce.

10:08 Thank you.

10:09 Adam This is for you. Tonight's show is for you.

10:11 And Drew, you are extremely sexy.

10:14 Adam Yeah, he's hot.

10:15 He is.

10:17 Lisa Ann Walter That's intelligence. Women love intelligence. And money. They like intelligence and money.

10:21 Adam Drew's nice looking, too, and he's hung.

10:24 Lisa Ann Walter How? How do you know that?

10:25 Adam I've seen his penis at the airport.

10:28 Lisa Ann Walter Is it au-natural?

10:29 Adam No, but it's still nice. Very nice. It just smells funny and has a strange consistency.

10:34 Lisa Ann Walter You know, you can't get that close to it, Adam, really.

10:36 Adam All right, Dolce, what is your question?

10:38 Okay, I want to get revenge on my ex-boyfriend so bad. I hate him so much.

10:46 Lisa Ann Walter What did he do?

10:47 He used me.

10:49 Lisa Ann Walter How?

10:50 For, like, sex.

10:52 Adam Really?

10:53 Lisa Ann Walter How long were you with him?

10:55 I was with him for 10 months.

10:59 Adam Well, how could he use you for sex in 10 months?

11:03 No. Actually, the first seven months, it was good and we loved each other. But then we broke up and then we got back together and then he used me. When we got back together.

11:13 Adam Okay. How old was he?

11:15 He's 17.

11:17 Lisa Ann Walter How old are you?

11:18 Adam She's 16. All right.

11:21 Drew When you got back together with him, was he clear with you that he didn't want a relationship?

11:26 He hesitated at first to get back together.

11:29 Lisa Ann Walter But wait, you wanted to have sex again because you figured that that would be the way to get the relationship back on track too, right?

11:36 No.

11:37 Lisa Ann Walter No? You just believed him that this is love and we're going to be together.

11:40 Yeah.

11:40 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah. Well, we've all fallen for that.

11:43 I want to kill him.

11:45 Adam Okay.

11:46 Drew Healthy impulse.

11:47 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah. Do you know any of his friends? Can you go out with them?

11:50 Adam Your dad does?

11:51 My dad says I could get like a gang of girls to beat him up.

11:55 Lisa Ann Walter Well, guys are better, really. They're stronger.

11:57 Adam Yeah, it's more embarrassing when a gang of girls beat you up.

12:00 Lisa Ann Walter That's true too.

12:00 No, just me and like two other girls will beat him up.

12:03 Lisa Ann Walter You know you won't. You'll get there in a circle. You'll go to beat him up and then you'll be like, but I love you and you won't do it.

12:08 I don't love him. I don't love him. I hate him. I hate him. I want to kill him.

12:11 Adam I hate him.

12:11 Lisa Ann Walter I love her very close.

12:12 Adam They really are. Hey, baby. You got to save yourself for me. You understand?

12:18 When can I meet you, Adam? I want to meet you so bad.

12:20 Adam I don't need a vengeful, spiteful woman. Do you understand?

12:24 Lisa Ann Walter No, vengeful sex is good, Adam Corolla.

12:25 I'm going to steal you from your girlfriend.

12:27 Adam All right. Go right ahead. As a matter of fact, I'd like to do a thing where we lash both your hands together with leather and then we put a knife in each one of your free hands and you have one of those Indian type fights. You know what I'm talking about? They used to do that in the Old West. They take the right arm of each person and they'd lash it together and they'd put a knife in the left arm and they'd go around and the music starts up.

12:48 Lisa Ann Walter See, that's what got the guy kicked out of Big Brother. You can't introduce knives to sex play.

12:53 Adam Okay, baby. Listen, just leave that boyfriend of yours alone and move on. No revenge, please. It'll get dangerous.

13:01 Lisa Ann Walter I say flirt with his friends. That's what I say.

13:03 Adam Drew?

13:04 Drew Yeah.

13:05 Adam Do you got any calls there?

13:07 Drew I'm ready.

13:07 Adam All right. You want to punch it up, Margaret?

13:09 Drew Yeah.

13:09 Adam You're 29?

13:10 Caller I'm 19.

13:12 Adam All right. 19.

13:14 Lisa Ann Walter Somebody hit a wrong number.

13:15 Drew Go ahead.

13:17 Caller Well, first of all, I want to tell you guys, you guys have to breathe for providing one of the most beneficial public services, and you guys are awesome. And I have a question.

13:24 Drew Margaret, you're out here in Atlanta where I am.

13:26 Caller Yeah.

13:27 I didn't know you were out here.

13:29 Drew I spent the whole day at the Carter Center.

13:30 Caller Really? I was at work all day. My question for y'all is that I'm trying to find out if there's something wrong with me is when like ever I have sex, I would like to be dominated. I'm not just talking like lightly.

13:45 I'm talking like heavily.

13:46 Caller Is this normal or am I like weird?

13:48 Adam What do you mean heavily?

13:49 Caller I'm talking like the whole bondage thing, call me names, you know, things like that and I just find it odd.

13:57 Drew Are you otherwise able to have normal relationships?

13:59 Adam Yeah.

13:59 Caller I mean, I've been with my boyfriend now for three years.

14:02 Adam Anyone beat on you when you were a kid?

14:05 Caller No, never.

14:06 Adam Nothing.

14:07 Lisa Ann Walter No molestation, nothing like that?

14:08 Caller No.

14:09 Adam So you don't know where this would have come from?

14:11 Caller No, I can't. That's why I'm really confused, is I can't think of anything that it would have caused, you know.

14:16 Drew There's another historical source that we don't talk about much in this show, sometimes a lengthy illness when you're a young child. Anything like that? Were you in a hospital for a period of time?

14:24 Adam Scarlet fever.

14:25 Caller No, I've never had anything like that.

14:27 The worst thing I ever had was...

14:28 Lisa Ann Walter Can I ask a question?

14:29 Yeah.

14:29 Lisa Ann Walter Are you Catholic?

14:31 Caller I was raised Catholic.

14:32 Lisa Ann Walter Bingo. Okay. Can I speak to this? Sure. Okay. I read nine and a half weeks when I was 16. I don't know if you know anything about this movie or book, except for if you've heard about it with Mickey Rourke. It spoke to me. And being raised Catholic myself, a lot of us who worry about sex with guilt, when you're dominated, tied up, called names, humiliation, sex, we call it in the biz, you have no control. So then you're not to blame for your enjoyment and pleasure. You can orgasm as many times as you want, and you're not a bad girl. Because as women, we're always told that we're bad for enjoying sex, you're a whore, you're dirty if you like sex. Now if you're not in charge and somebody else is...

15:11 Drew We're even told that. Where do you guys get that up?

15:13 Lisa Ann Walter Culturally, girlfriends, other women say that about you.

15:16 Drew Other women do that.

15:17 Adam Producer Ann told Lisa that before the first segment, they actually called her a whore.

15:22 Drew You did?

15:23 Lisa Ann Walter That's okay. I've been called that before and sometimes I've enjoyed it. But the thing is, is that if you live the rest of your life in charge and you take care of your business and you go about your life and in the bed you like for a man to be stronger, I don't think that's a problem unless it crosses over into something really negative, like abuse. But if you like it, go for it.

15:41 Adam Well, here, I'm kind of down with you on, I like that whole angle by the way, except for the only part I'm not sure about, although it's an interesting hypotheses is the, it's supposed to be dirty and you're not supposed to like it. So if someone forces you to do it, it's not your fault. I just think when you tell somebody something is dirty and something is wrong, it gets so intriguing to them that when it comes time to be naughty, it makes them extra naughty. Do you know what I mean?

16:11 Lisa Ann Walter When it comes to the slap on the ass, it elevates the experience.

16:15 Adam It puts a zero behind whatever number of experience you're having.

16:19 Lisa Ann Walter But as a girl, it's different just because you're so told that you shouldn't enjoy it. Men are sort of congratulated for having great sex and being sexual and women aren't.

16:28 Drew Right. So you think it's other women that perpetuate that double standard? Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Adam, tell you a story about this thing in bed.

16:37 Adam Oh, I-

16:38 Lisa Ann Walter He knows so much.

16:39 Adam I beat off using electric toothbrush?

16:41 Drew No.

16:41 Lisa Ann Walter No, the other thing.

16:42 Adam Oh, the other thing?

16:43 Drew The thing about the-

16:43 Adam The thing that wasn't so embarrassing is the electric toothbrush.

16:46 Drew Tell me something mean or talk dirty.

16:47 Lisa Ann Walter I did that too, by the way.

16:47 Adam Oh, no. Really?

16:49 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah.

16:49 Adam Did the electric toothbrush?

16:50 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah.

16:50 Drew At 15?

16:51 Adam I got a soulmate here, Drew.

16:53 Lisa Ann Walter I think I was 14 or 15.

16:55 Adam Nice.

16:55 Lisa Ann Walter I swear. You know what? I never told anybody and I tried to wash it, but who else in the house used that?

17:03 Adam It wasn't even my family. It was my friend's family.

17:06 Lisa Ann Walter Okay. That's worse.

17:07 Adam Yeah. But they had the extra. They had the red one was for mom and the green one was for the son and the blue one was for dad. Then they had the brown one for Elijah or somebody, you know, someone who didn't exist. So I just used the brown one.

17:23 Lisa Ann Walter But wait a minute, you used the actual brush attachment?

17:25 Adam Well, no, not the brush, the back, the backside.

17:28 Lisa Ann Walter Oh, okay. The handle. The handle is the part.

17:31 Adam Oh, the handle. Well, yeah, of course.

17:32 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, I'm a girl.

17:34 Adam You adapt. That's all. What is it called? A male end and a female end. Hey, Drew?

17:40 Drew What the hell?

17:41 Adam Hey, Margaret, you're fine, baby. Awesome. Thanks so much.

17:44 Lisa Ann Walter What do you think? Do you think you're fine with it?

17:46 Caller Well, I mean, I think so, but I mean, I don't know.

17:49 Lisa Ann Walter Do you tell your friends and then they go, oh my God, you must have a self-esteem problem? Is that what's going on?

17:55 Caller I mean, the only ones who know about it are like my boyfriend and a few of my close friends. And they've never said anything like that, so I guess, you know.

18:01 Lisa Ann Walter Is he okay with it?

18:03 Caller He seems to be, yeah.

18:04 Lisa Ann Walter Go for it. As long as he can do it right, because if they get weird about it and they're not really dominant, they're just trying to play at it, it doesn't work.

18:12 Adam Oh, yeah. Oh, all right. Good times there. And look, if it starts spinning out where he's putting a trash bag over your head and trying to asphyxiate you and stuff like that, then it's time to stop and reel it in a little bit. Yeah, Kevin? Yeah? I believe almost all women like a little rough trade properly applied. You cannot announce to them while you're in your street clothes, hey, when we get up to bedroom, I'm going to tan your ass with my hand. They're not going to go for that, or most women won't go for that, at least they will.

18:45 Lisa Ann Walter Not on the first date.

18:45 Adam Not on the first date, but once you start getting intimate, if you start sort of sliding into the driver seat sexually, I think most women will go along with you, as long as they think you're a competent driver.

18:56 Lisa Ann Walter Right. It's a genetic imprint, I agree, but it depends on the woman. I mean, some women don't go for that at all.

19:01 Adam Right.

19:01 Drew Genetic imprint.

19:03 Adam Well, yeah, for the guy to lead. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, you gotta look at it.

19:06 Lisa Ann Walter And I'm a strong woman. I mean, I've always been in charge of my life, you know, financially and every other way, but in the rack, he's gotta be in charge.

19:14 Adam And by the way, it's not such a bad thing to let somebody, I mean, like if I'm out in the middle of the forest and I'm lost, I would like to be with a guy who says, I know where we're going, I know what I'm doing, I got a compass up my ass, follow me, we're going this way. As opposed to the guy who's going, I don't know, what do you wanna do?

19:31 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, exactly.

19:33 Adam That's a scary feeling. Ann, I want good sodomy. Oh, wait a minute. Why was I on the force with this guy?

19:41 Lisa Ann Walter That was a different camping trip.

19:43 Adam That's right. That was outward bound. Kevin?

19:46 Yeah?

19:47 Adam You're 15?

19:47 Caller Yeah.

19:48 Adam What's up?

19:49 Caller Well, I'm in the girls and all, right? But then when I'm alone with one, I can't get flush.

19:56 Drew You can't get what?

19:58 Caller Flush. I can't get up.

19:59 Adam You can't get up.

20:00 Caller I think I'm impotent.

20:02 Adam Impotent.

20:03 Caller Is that normal? I'm only sick.

20:05 Adam You're just nervous. That's all.

20:07 Caller Right. Can I give you like an example?

20:10 Adam Do I have to see your penis?

20:11 Caller Well, that would be nice, but no.

20:13 Adam It's a verbal example? Yeah.

20:15 Caller All right.

20:16 Adam Go ahead.

20:17 Caller I can email you a visual example though.

20:19 Drew No, no.

20:20 Adam Give me the verbal.

20:21 Lisa Ann Walter Kev is a smart ass. I like him.

20:22 Caller Well, my dad's a carpenter, right?

20:26 Lisa Ann Walter He gets wood.

20:27 Caller Yeah. I get it. Anyway, my dad's a carpenter, and he was working in his house, and the girl who lives in there, I saw her and I liked her, so we hooked up, so I was alone in our house, and it's like we were alone, right? We started making out, and took our clothes off, but I was up, but then as soon as she turned around, I just lost it.

20:50 Drew Right. It's too much. Are you a virgin?

20:53 Caller Well, yeah. It's happened with a few girls.

20:59 Drew Kevin, a lot of guys first time out have this problem. Really, your body is telling you that you're not ready for this, or maybe this relationship isn't comfortable enough for you to be able to perform. Just take it slower. Get involved with somebody, have a relationship, then go ahead with the sex.

21:13 Adam You know what I was thinking, Drew? You know what this is? This is the sort of male version of, you know when the 14, 15-year-old Teeny Bopper runs into her celebrity idol male and she can't form a sentence? Right. And she's saying she calls herself by his name and his line by her name, and they're all over the map.

21:39 Drew One walked up to you and went, do you know who I am? Right.

21:41 Why don't we?

21:43 Adam Right. Yeah, it's funny, they transpose things. Yeah, well, we had many people run up to me.

21:49 Lisa Ann Walter That's what I'm saying. I knew that was going to go back to somebody's done this to Adam.

21:53 Adam Somebody did that to me, though. They ran up and they went, do you know who I am?

21:58 Drew No, no, she went, are you who I think I am?

21:59 Adam Right. Are you who I think I am? Right. Here's the point. And I'm not even a real celebrity. I'm B slash C, tops. But here's my point. When you get flustered, the ability to do things that you normally could do easily come with much difficulty. And this is sort of the version of that. 15-year-old guys are so excited about sex and the opportunity. It's like some chick from the 60s being in front of Paul McCartney. You know, they don't know how to conduct themselves. They have difficulty and they never seem to function right. And that's what's going on with our last caller.

22:35 Lisa Ann Walter Plus, I would imagine that if he knows how to take care of himself when he's on his own, obviously, that works itself out. But when you have added on top of that, what do I do with this mystery that is the vulva? I mean, there are parts that, you know, if you don't have like, you know, a blinking neon light, you know, you're not only concerned about yourself, but you're, there's so much pressure on young people to like perform well for the opposite sex. You're just not talking about yourself being erect and aroused, you're talking about the other person.

23:04 Drew I just thought some interesting ideas about a color-coded vulva.

23:07 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, I'm working on that.

23:09 Drew Yeah, by numbers?

23:10 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, color by numbers, exactly.

23:13 Adam No, I totally agree, and I'm factoring that into the whole thing. I mean, they're excited, they're nervous, there's pressure, and they don't perform. And maybe that Drew's right, ultimately, just a little too young, a little too unseasoned. Dan?

23:27 Yeah.

23:27 Adam You're 29?

23:28 Caller Yeah.

23:29 Adam What's up?

23:30 Caller I've been hearing people smoke weed, asking, talking to Dr. Drew, and he's been telling them about the right frontal lobe shrinking in that age, and I want to know, is that permanent or?

23:42 Drew You know what? Most of the pot, I believe most of that is reversible. I really do. The real problem with it is that you don't have available to you your brain at a time in which you need to master certain developmental milestones. So the real issue is not so much that there's a long-term brain damage, it's more that when you need sort of the capacity to manage and grow and cope with development, it's not there. So you just sort of arrest to a certain extent in terms of your emotional development.

24:15 Adam Yeah, and I think everybody, and Drew, you can correct me from wrong, but everyone looks at the brain as this vase that's up on a pedestal, and either you break it or you don't, but they don't look at it as a muscle that is sort of strengthened and seasoned in experiences.

24:33 Drew I mean, an instrument with thousands of functions, many of which we're not aware of, but if we don't have at our disposal, we don't perform normally.

24:41 Adam Right. Yeah. So the point is, even if you don't do damage to it, if you don't work it out, you're kind of screwed.

24:49 Drew Right.

24:50 Adam All right. And you, Drew, you think that lobe thing comes back?

24:53 Drew I do. What I read and what I've seen clinically, people recover when it comes to pot. It takes a while, then they have a lot of depression and anxiety and that kind of thing can persist. But in terms of their cognitive function, and their ability to sort of manage and deal again, that all seems to come back. All right.

25:09 Adam So that means-

25:10 Drew The problem is that they're managing it. If they started smoking pot when they were 15, that's the developmental state they're in. Right.

25:16 Adam That means it doesn't shrink much in the first place, though, like you say.

25:20 Drew It doesn't shrink much.

25:21 Adam Thank you.

25:23 Drew All right.

25:23 Adam Shall we take a little break here?

25:25 Drew Was Dan done?

25:27 Adam I'm done with Dan.

25:28 Caller Yeah. Did Jimmy Carter show up to your dinner last night?

25:32 Adam Oh, yeah. Drew?

25:34 Drew I had dinner with him tonight. I had dinner with Rosalynn.

25:37 Adam Yeah. But Jimmy wasn't there?

25:38 Drew No.

25:39 Adam Did you give her the finger?

25:41 Drew What the hell are you talking about?

25:43 Lisa Ann Walter Rosalynn's a doll. She's a sweetest woman. She wore a cloth coat to the inauguration. Don't talk about Rosalynn like that.

25:48 Drew Listen, she is really a sharp lady. Very interesting person.

25:52 Adam I'm sorry. I didn't say you couldn't give intelligent women the finger. I just was curious if you guys-

25:59 Drew They described to me what is meant by giving her the finger.

26:01 Adam Well, you know how they- you guys hit it off. You have a couple of cocktails, maybe card Jimmy's in the Sudan somewhere trying to do some fame and relief. She's a lonely woman. You're an attractive man. Although she's past her prime, she's certainly a powerful woman, someone that you respect.

26:22 Lisa Ann Walter Poor Jimmy's building a house for the homeless somewhere, and you're like having Dr. Drew snake his wife.

26:27 Adam That's right. Yeah, he's talking to some of the heads of 3M, trying to get some siding from them, and you're going to town on his wife. Drew, is that possible?

26:40 Drew No.

26:40 Adam Okay. She's not a young hot blonde, but it'd still be pretty nice in your resume to say that you got Rosalind Carter, right?

26:47 Drew That would look good. My wife was there too. Maybe we could have had a threesome.

26:50 Adam Oh, wow.

26:51 Lisa Ann Walter There you go.

26:52 Adam Did your wife know who she was?

26:54 Drew Yes.

26:54 Adam Okay.

26:56 Lisa Ann Walter It was Dr. Drew's wife, a moron?

26:59 Adam No, but she's 19.

27:01 Lisa Ann Walter Really?

27:02 Adam No, Lisa.

27:04 Lisa Ann Walter Okay, Dr. Drew, I believe you.

27:06 Adam Well, she's 20 now, but when he met her, she was 18. Sweet. That was about a year and a half ago. Anyway, Drew, you're doing all right? Susan's out there with you?

27:17 Yeah.

27:18 Adam That's a big mistake.

27:19 Drew That's great.

27:20 Adam Okay. It's good times. Lisa Ann Walker's here tonight. Walter. Did I say Walter? I said Walker. Sorry.

27:27 Lisa Ann Walter Sorry. That's good too.

27:29 Adam I mean Walter.

27:29 Lisa Ann Walter I might change it to that.

27:30 Adam She's- You can't articulate yourself any better than that.

27:33 Lisa Ann Walter Say articulate again.

27:37 Adam She was plug in Emerald, but now she's not because it got yanked. But it's coming back on-

27:43 Lisa Ann Walter In December.

27:44 Adam So we'll pre-plug it for that. Drew's in Atlanta and we'll be right back. Hey, everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew. We've gotten rid of the reverb, and our spirits are lifted. Lisa Ann Walter is our guest tonight. She's bold, sassy, and brassy. Brassy does fit you well.

28:47 Lisa Ann Walter Really?

28:47 Adam Yeah. Brassy.

28:48 Lisa Ann Walter Wait, because I talk about like, can you be spanked? Why?

28:51 Adam Brassy is a sense of humor in a big rack.

28:56 Lisa Ann Walter Okay. You're right. You're absolutely right. If they would just put that on the breakdowns when they're like casting people. Big rack sense of humor. That's me.

29:05 Adam Well, that's what brassy is. I don't know why.

29:08 Lisa Ann Walter You're absolutely right. How'd you get to be so smart?

29:10 Adam I don't know why I'm a genius. My family are like, I come from a family of tards, practically, really.

29:16 Lisa Ann Walter Where are you from?

29:17 Adam North Hollywood.

29:18 Lisa Ann Walter Nobody's from North Hollywood.

29:19 Adam I know. That's what I kept telling my family, but it's true. We're from North Hollywood.

29:25 Lisa Ann Walter Are you Italian?

29:25 Adam Yeah.

29:26 Lisa Ann Walter Paisan. My mother's Pampa.

29:29 Adam Wow.

29:29 Lisa Ann Walter You know what that means?

29:30 Adam Yeah. It means smart with a big mouth and a big rack. Yeah. Now, that's brassy.

29:36 Lisa Ann Walter Pampa is actually slang in Italian for making the sucking motion. I don't want to say it nastier than that. I have yet to tell my mother this, but that's what it means.

29:47 Adam Well, how did? Wait a minute.

29:49 Lisa Ann Walter It's true. I was told this by an Italian friend of mine, that it was slang in Italian for orally gratifying.

29:55 Adam Well, did she know that was her nickname?

29:59 Lisa Ann Walter You know, I don't know. I'm sure that if they knew it at Ellis Island, they would have changed it right off.

30:03 Adam Oh, I see.

30:04 Lisa Ann Walter She would have been Catherine Palermo instead of Pampa.

30:07 Adam Her maiden name is Icy. I see. I thought that was like a nickname or something.

30:12 Lisa Ann Walter No, that was not a nickname. That was an actual name.

30:14 Adam Yeah, it's always interesting when people get those nasty last names. And then they always compound it by naming the kid Dick.

30:22 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, okay. There was a guy at our school whose last name is Ass Man. I'm not kidding.

30:26 Drew Right.

30:27 Lisa Ann Walter And that's that.

30:28 Adam But his parents weren't so incredibly cruel that they named him like Dick Ass Man. Were they? I mean, see, I don't know who, I don't know if this is intentional.

30:38 Lisa Ann Walter How could it not be? My ex-husband, my ex-husband's last name was Bomb. People get really creative. They're like, you should name your kid Adam. You should name him like Lip. I was pregnant with a girl and well, I didn't know she was a girl, but when she came out, I said, come up with a good name. So I said Cherry, Cherry Bomb, because I figured she makes some dollar bills that way.

30:58 Adam Right. I mean, to me, the greatest of all time has got to be Dick Butt Kiss.

31:03 Lisa Ann Walter I know.

31:04 Adam Butt and Kiss, and then you go with the Dick. But there's some subtle ones like, I know a guy named Jacques Hoffman, which just sounds like Jack Hoffman. Sure. Why don't you name the guy Jacques Hoffman?

31:18 Lisa Ann Walter No, the mother was French. She was pretentious. You don't know why.

31:21 Adam All right.

31:22 Lisa Ann Walter Drew? He was stupid.

31:24 Drew Yeah, I can't get the computer to pick up here.

31:27 Adam Well, I'll get it. I'll just start. All right. Drew's real last name is Feltchman, but he didn't want people to know he was cute.

31:35 Lisa Ann Walter Feltch is a word that I really like.

31:38 Drew It's Feltcherman.

31:39 Adam Feltcherman, sorry. Jenny, you're 32.

31:44 Caller Yes.

31:44 Adam What's up?

31:46 Caller I just need a little advice.

31:48 Adam All right. What's up?

31:49 Lisa Ann Walter Talk to us, Jenny.

31:52 Caller Well, my husband had pushed me for several years to have a, I guess, menage à trois, and we did, and after we had this experience, I continued the relationship with the other woman. You're a lesbian.

32:14 Lisa Ann Walter Wow.

32:14 Caller Yes.

32:15 Lisa Ann Walter She just does it better.

32:18 Adam Who is this other woman?

32:21 Caller We've been friends for a long time, and she's actually married also.

32:26 Drew This is really what always happens in these things. When you bring another person in, the relationship destabilizes in ways that you often just can't even predict. And it sounds like your husband's sort of an asshole.

32:37 Adam Ooh. Thank you.

32:39 Lisa Ann Walter Why did you go right to that, Drew?

32:40 Drew Because he's forcing her into a threesome, and she's coerced into it, and it just sounds like somebody that she's not happy with.

32:47 Lisa Ann Walter I don't know about forced. You know guys are always going to be like, honey, you know it'd be hot. That doesn't mean you're forced. I mean, this girl was your friend for a while, right?

32:54 Caller Yes.

32:55 Lisa Ann Walter Okay. So when he was saying this, you're like, well, if it was anybody, it would be.

33:00 Caller Well, I don't know if that would have been the choice, but it just kind of happened.

33:05 Drew Did you want to do it?

33:06 Caller No, not at first.

33:09 Drew Well, but the point is you were coerced into this.

33:12 Adam Oh, well, who cares? The point is, is he's with her now or what's he doing?

33:16 Drew No, she's with her.

33:17 Adam Yeah. Well, is he? Oh, he's not seeing her?

33:20 Lisa Ann Walter Is he continuing the relationship? Yeah, that's what I want to know.

33:22 Caller He does not know.

33:23 Adam Just you two?

33:25 Caller Pardon me?

33:25 Adam Okay, and do you think you're done with men? You went out of this relationship?

33:30 Caller Well, I have children.

33:32 Oh boy.

33:34 Lisa Ann Walter Pardon me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, get it, get it.

33:36 Caller And it's a very tough decision, so it's just a...

33:40 Lisa Ann Walter What does she say?

33:42 Caller Um, she's all for it.

33:44 Lisa Ann Walter She wants you guys to be together?

33:46 Caller Yeah.

33:46 Drew She's gonna leave her husband too?

33:48 Caller Yeah. But she doesn't have children, nor me now.

33:52 Lisa Ann Walter Can I ask a question, Jenny?

33:54 Caller Sure.

33:54 Lisa Ann Walter Are you emotionally satisfied in the relationship more with the women or is it more physical? Um, both?

34:05 Caller Probably both.

34:06 Adam She don't know anything though. I mean, you're a mess, right? So...

34:10 Caller Pretty much.

34:11 Adam How do you know? And how much time, I mean, realistically, have you have even spent with this woman? I mean, she's a friend of yours, but in an intimate relationship, that's a whole different thing, you know? I mean, you could dump your husband, she could dump her husband, you guys could move in together and in six weeks into it, want to kill each other.

34:28 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, absolutely.

34:29 Drew In the meantime, kids are traumatized, their families are ruptured.

34:33 Lisa Ann Walter A lot of the lure of the relationships that are on the sly is the being on the sly.

34:38 Adam Absolutely.

34:38 Lisa Ann Walter You know, you got to remember that.

34:39 Drew Lesbian.

34:40 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, it's... And forget about being a lesbian, even if it was a guy, there's all that hidden danger. We might get caught. That adds to a lot of it. You got to remember that this stuff has a time and place in the world and like everybody's into, oh, you know, lesbian sex and it's so hot and so wonderful. But, you know, you got kids.

34:59 Drew You're a lesbian.

35:00 Adam Drew, we know.

35:02 Lisa Ann Walter She's not a lesbian, Drew. My God. I think anybody, any woman that's ever had sex with a woman is a lesbian.

35:08 Adam Drew, what do you think?

35:09 Drew You're a lesbian.

35:09 Adam There you go. Again, Drew, one more time. That's all.

35:13 Drew You're a lesbian.

35:14 Adam Okay. Jenny, why don't you see if you can get your husband to blow her husband and strike up some sort of relationship with him sexually?

35:24 Lisa Ann Walter I don't know we could say that.

35:25 Drew Bag it better run true, please.

35:28 Caller I'll try that.

35:29 Lisa Ann Walter Well, what is it? I think more honestly, what you should do is see if you can get from your husband what it is that you're getting from this woman, whether it's better oral or more communication, or him telling you honestly what he thinks of your outfit. Or having a real conversation. Try to get that. See if you can get that work done.

35:47 Drew I think at this stage, it's not going to happen without some professional intervention. Why not on behalf of your family, your children, try to work this thing out, get some help, and whatever the weaknesses are, the problems are within this relationship in the first place can be worked on.

36:01 Adam How many kids do you have, Jenny?

36:02 Caller Four.

36:03 Adam Four.

36:03 Lisa Ann Walter Me too.

36:05 Caller How old are they? Five, three, two.

36:10 Adam All right. All now?

36:11 Lisa Ann Walter Twins?

36:12 Caller Yes.

36:13 Lisa Ann Walter Me too.

36:13 Adam You're old. Now you got to hang in for the kids. Sorry.

36:17 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah. No wonder you like this other woman. She knows how to help you with the kids. Let your husband know what the hell to do.

36:22 Adam Two extra set of breasts to feed off of.

36:24 Lisa Ann Walter Exactly. Carry them around on her hips. I know what that's like.

36:28 Adam Lisa, you have four kids, so you can speak to this.

36:32 Lisa Ann Walter I sure do, and you're all twins. I'm there, Jenny. Except I like penises, really, definitively.

36:39 Adam Love, I think, would be the word.

36:40 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, absolutely.

36:41 Adam Right. My thing is, when you got four kids, you waive your rights to act like a college chick who's experimenting with her sexuality.

36:51 Lisa Ann Walter I'm with you.

36:52 Adam Maybe, and you have four kids, you stop me if I'm wrong, and maybe it's just convenient because I don't have any kids. But from just a societal standpoint, once you have a bunch of kids, you're experimenting screwing off irresponsible days if they're going to affect the kids are over.

37:09 Lisa Ann Walter You have to make that decision. I mean, certainly, I've said, I got to leave the fivesome, I got to sit her. You have those days when you're younger and then you just got to go, you know what, I got to lead a responsible life. Jenny, I'm sure you've been with your husband a while, whether he's the father of all your kids or whatever. You've been with men for a long time. That's probably where you are. I think that the woman being introduced is just something different, something exciting.

37:34 Drew It's a life preserver. It's just an attempt to get out of what she's in.

37:37 Lisa Ann Walter Exactly, it's something that feels a little forbidden and so that means excitement in your life that might be drawn down by four kids that are really close together in age. I mean, that's a nightmare, honey. You're dealing with a lot of dirty-ass diapers and if somebody comes in like in a hot negligee, you're like, yeah, this is exciting, but yeah, I say go to counseling. See if you can get what from your husband, what you're getting from this woman.

38:04 Adam Lisa? Not this Lisa. Caller Lisa?

38:07 Yes.

38:08 Adam You're 24?

38:09 Caller Yeah.

38:09 Adam What's up?

38:10 Caller Well, I've been married for three years. I have a two-year-old baby with the same guy, but I've noticed the past year, I don't like him. I mean, I know it sounds bad, but it's just, I mean, if he even looks at me wrong, it gets my nerves.

38:28 Adam Yeah.

38:28 Caller And I've told him this, and he just, he doesn't seem to.

38:33 Lisa Ann Walter He can't stop looking at you and being irritating.

38:36 Caller He should avert his gaze. We'll get up at six o'clock in the morning, he'll just be loud. He acts like my son acts more mature than he does.

38:46 Adam Okay. So this guy's like, it's weird because he's on your nerves.

38:50 Lisa Ann Walter How old's the baby?

38:51 Adam But you're angry at him.

38:51 Caller The baby's two.

38:52 Drew Why did you get married to him in the first place?

38:54 Caller Well, I don't know.

38:57 Lisa Ann Walter You loved him and you still love him.

38:59 Adam No. Hold on a second. Let me tell you the cornerstone of white trash. Do things that you don't know. You make moves at 21, but white trash, it's all ages. Here's part of being dumb. You do things that are dumb. That's how you define stupidity. And you just do, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. And you're out on parole for only two weeks and you decided to get drunk and take a bat to your neighbor's mailbox at four. Yeah, I don't know. Do you see what I mean? Why do you have kids with this guy? You don't even like, I don't know. That's the hallmark, the I don't know.

39:34 Lisa Ann Walter Maybe he's irritable now. Who knows? It might be hormonal.

39:37 Adam She's angry at him.

39:39 Lisa Ann Walter Maybe he just wants attention.

39:40 Adam Why are you angry at him, Lisa?

39:42 Caller You know, I don't know.

39:43 Adam I mean, see, I don't know.

39:44 Caller It was infatuation when we got married.

39:46 Adam No, but why angry now? I mean, it sounds like, you know, he's bugging you, but it sounds like you're angry at him.

39:54 Caller I don't know. It could be, you know, I'm working a full-time job and I'm going to school and I'm raising my son and he can barely keep a job for six months.

40:04 Lisa Ann Walter Okay, so he's not pulling his weight.

40:06 Caller Right.

40:06 Lisa Ann Walter He's acting like a big kid.

40:08 Caller And I'm trying to tell him this and he'll go out and smoke his dope and hang out with me.

40:11 Lisa Ann Walter All right, well, you have a reason to be angry with him. You have a reason.

40:14 Caller He's being stupid.

40:15 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, you don't need another kid.

40:17 Caller He's acting like a child.

40:18 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, absolutely. You have every reason to be.

40:20 Adam So give him a chance to straighten up, and if he doesn't straighten up, you're out.

40:24 Caller Let's see, I've given him three chances.

40:25 Adam Okay, then you're out.

40:26 Caller Yeah, and I told him I'm getting an apartment in December.

40:30 Lisa Ann Walter Don't tell him. Don't tell him. Do this. Have your stuff packed, gone. When he comes home, you're gone. And then be away for a year and see if he straightens up. Honest to God, you've got to bring him up short.

40:41 Caller Yeah, I don't want my son to be fatherless.

40:44 Drew Lisa, he's an addict, right?

40:46 Caller Well, in a way, he is.

40:49 Drew All right, there's no sort of intermediate addict. You either are or you're not.

40:53 Caller Well, he's on it for a month and he seems like a crackhead. I mean, you know, he's an addict.

40:57 Drew Lisa, he's an addict.

40:58 Caller Yeah.

40:59 Drew And the one thing that can change is that disease can be treated. And one of the things you can ask of him is if this relationship is going to, if you're going to give it a chance, it has to be with him in sobriety. Unless he's willing to get involved in a program, get sober, get a sponsor, go to meetings every day, then you are out. But the possibility exists that he could get with the program and really improve rather dramatically.

41:21 Lisa Ann Walter And you're living your life, you're going to school, you work a full-time job. He's not helping all that much. What are you afraid of girl? Go do it.

41:28 Adam Right. And listen all you crackpots, stop cranking out kids with retards. Would you please have a little dignity out there? Stop trying to slowly dismantle the world. Your goddamn kids with your retarded husbands. The kids are barely, they're not even in the first grade yet, and everyone's tired of everybody. I got to get out of this. He's no good. I should have known. Don't have the kids. Jesus Christ. I mean, I understand a lot of people are stupid, but this is beyond stupid. Don't crank out the big families with the screwball guys. Ladies, these guys are idiots.

42:05 Lisa Ann Walter She's got the chance to not have any more with this guy.

42:07 Adam That's right. And I know you want your child to have a husband, or have a father, but...

42:14 Lisa Ann Walter Get a father with money. You live in Texas. Hell, they got money.

42:17 Adam This guy spits weed and doesn't care.

42:19 Drew Her husband can get into recovery, and there could be some real serious improvement.

42:23 Lisa Ann Walter It's a treatable condition. But it can't be with the, I'm going to leave you. I swear I'm going to leave you if you don't. She's got to be gone. Then he'll have.

42:29 Drew Right. She has to leverage it, and she has to be willing to follow through on any of her threats.

42:33 Adam Right. Hold on one second. Susan.

42:36 Caller Hi.

42:37 Adam You work with Anita Dick. I need a dick.

42:40 Caller Actually, she's a patient of mine.

42:42 Adam In Idaho in a hospital?

42:44 Caller Yes.

42:45 Adam Then you also worked with a dick semen?

42:47 Caller Yes, I do. Hold on.

42:48 Lisa Ann Walter That's sad.

42:49 Adam We're going to get back with you. Like I said, this could so be avoided. You got the last name like Kockschlager. Just don't name the kid Dick. Hey Adam.

43:00 How hard is that?

43:01 Drew Adam.

43:01 Adam What?

43:02 Drew My parents had a friend, the dicks. The Mr. Dick, first name, Richard. And he married Ruby. Dick and Ruby Dick.

43:17 Adam That's my whole point. It's like Mrs. Butkus, you're pregnant. Okay?

43:23 Lisa Ann Walter Let's see. I like Warren, Robert. No, no, I know Dick.

43:30 Adam Dick Butkus.

43:32 Lisa Ann Walter Bring him to me.

43:33 Adam That's right. Mr. and Mrs. Seaman, I'd like to present you with your new baby boy. What are you going to name him?

43:43 Lisa Ann Walter I'd like to name him Dick.

43:45 Adam Dick Seaman.

43:47 Caller I'm so happy.

43:48 Adam Looks so nice on a towel.

43:50 Lisa Ann Walter On the announcements.

43:51 Adam Wouldn't that look great just monogrammed on his lapel? Dick Seaman on that smoking jacket.

43:57 Lisa Ann Walter That's rude. Why don't you just teach the kid karate by the second grade? Yeah.

44:01 Adam Johnny Cash song. We'll take a little break. Lisa Ann Walter is here and we'll be back.

44:08 Love Line.

44:09 Adam Love Line.

44:10 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

44:12 We'll be right back.

44:47 Adam Hello. Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla. That's Dr. Drew in Atlanta. Let me yell at the phone screener, Damien, for a second. No. All right. Lisa Ann Walter is back in the studio. You know her from Emeril and from winning $62,500.

45:07 Lisa Ann Walter And the parent trap. I was a nanny in the parent trap.

45:09 Adam Oh, yeah.

45:09 Lisa Ann Walter Don't forget that. So I have a lot to say about the sex.

45:11 Drew My kids loved that film, by the way.

45:14 Lisa Ann Walter Oh, thank you.

45:15 Drew I mean, they really...

45:15 Lisa Ann Walter I'm sorry, because you probably won't watch it a million times.

45:18 Drew 400 times. But it was... I enjoyed it, actually.

45:20 Lisa Ann Walter Thank you.

45:21 Adam Drew, you enjoy many films.

45:24 Drew Except the ones that are of adult sort of...

45:27 Lisa Ann Walter You don't like those?

45:28 Adam Right.

45:28 Lisa Ann Walter I laugh.

45:29 Adam I saw that about 20 minutes of that abortion called the Miss Congeniality that you really enjoyed last summer. Oh, that was sad.

45:36 Lisa Ann Walter No, I didn't like it. No, that was horrible.

45:38 Adam And Drew liked it because Drew's forced to now watch kiddie movies.

45:42 Lisa Ann Walter Listen, when you're a parent, you're like psyched if anything comes out that you can watch and not wretch. Monsters Incorporated, I thoroughly endorse.

45:49 Adam Oh, really?

45:50 Lisa Ann Walter Anything that's funny.

45:51 Adam Once in a while, like your Buzz Lightyear or something comes out and it's enjoyable for everybody.

45:56 Lisa Ann Walter Exactly.

45:56 Adam Hey, Drew, you know, one other thing I was thinking about with the names and the tragedy of naming the guy Dick when his last name is Seaman. The ones that are sort of innocuous on their own like the guy's last name is Nibbler. So you could name like Gerald Nibbler and that'd be fine. But you go ahead with the Dick Nibbler anyway, and now you got a porn star. That's the real tragedy.

46:21 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah.

46:22 Adam All right.

46:22 Lisa Ann Walter I mean, there's other stuff too. You could get like Boyd Titler. That was one guy.

46:25 Adam Really?

46:26 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah. It was a doctor that was recommended to me. I said, where does he work? Petticoat Junction? I'm not going to some guy named Boyd Titler. Works on like Sam Drucker.

46:35 Caller I'm not going to go to this guy.

46:36 Adam Right. The NASCAR driver, Dick Trickle is a good one.

46:40 Lisa Ann Walter That's sad.

46:41 Adam But I mean, if the guy was named Bob Trickle, be fine.

46:43 Lisa Ann Walter Okay. Here's the audience. Don't name your kid Dick. It could all go horribly wrong. Yeah.

46:48 Drew It goes bad too easily.

46:49 Lisa Ann Walter Richard, everything. Just stay away.

46:51 Adam Susan. Oh yeah. Susan's 18. She works with the Dick Siemen and the-

46:58 Lisa Ann Walter Hey, you're not supposed to say this stuff, are you, Susan? What are you, a candy striper there? You're not supposed to divulge this information.

47:05 Caller I'm not that innocent.

47:06 Caller I have another one for you though.

47:07 Lisa Ann Walter All right, Brittany.

47:08 Caller It's one of those tragic ones.

47:10 Caller There's a guy in Boise, he's separate but he owns his own business.

47:15 Caller He's a marriage counselor here and his name is Dick Nickel. He thinks about backwards on a form.

47:21 Lisa Ann Walter There was a guy that was advertised.

47:22 Caller He's a nickel dick.

47:25 Lisa Ann Walter There was a guy on the subway in New York whose name was Dr. Tush and he worked on hemorrhoids. Do you remember this? I remember riding the subway in New York when I lived there. Dr. Tush. Sometimes they just make him up, I think.

47:36 Adam Drew, you got a call there? We'll squeeze one in. Jacko?

47:41 Caller Hey.

47:42 Adam Hey, you're 17. What's up?

47:44 Caller Yeah, I've been having problems with dizzy spells lately. I wake up in the morning, and I just feel dizzy, and everything spins around.

47:53 Drew Does it spin around when you sit up to get up out of bed?

47:56 Caller It stops for a minute, but then it starts spinning again.

47:59 Drew And how about if you roll over in bed?

48:03 Caller No, it just keeps on doing it. It just does it all day long.

48:07 Drew So it just is relentless? There's nothing you can do to get it to stop? There's nothing that makes it worse?

48:11 Caller Yeah, there's nothing that makes it worse or better.

48:14 Lisa Ann Walter Inner ear. Inner ear, don't you think, Dr. Drew?

48:17 Drew Well, usually inner ear problems, the hallmark, the classic symptom is dizziness triggered by rolling over in bed and or certain changes of position in specific planes. You can also get a lightheadedness when you stand up. That's a whole different set of symptoms, but persistent lightheadedness, excuse me, persistent dizziness, that's a little more serious symptoms. It can be labyrinthitis, but Jaco, it is something that needs to be looked at by a doctor.

48:39 Lisa Ann Walter What the hell is labyrinthitis?

48:41 Drew It's an inflammation of the-

48:42 Caller I was in a position, and they sent me to do an MRI.

48:46 Drew Good.

48:47 Caller The results looked fine, and they sent me to a neurologist today.

48:50 Drew Good. That's what needs to happen. It is probably-

48:53 Caller He didn't see anything, and then next week I get to see an ENT.

48:57 Drew Good. That's like Lisa said, you go to the ear doctor, but it's usually an inflammation of the nerve to the ear, that's persistent dizziness like that. Yeah. You're going to let me talk to him, Adam?

49:06 Adam No. He's going to all the specialists. What are you going to do over the phone?

49:10 Lisa Ann Walter Maybe he's just having too many wet dreams, maybe he's just a little used up when he gets up.

49:14 Adam Yeah. He may be spent, he may be low on fluids. Let's sell one call before we go to break here, Drew. Who are we going to talk to when we come back?

49:21 Lisa Ann Walter April.

49:22 Adam April is 20 over there. You never had a sex drive and your new boyfriend wants sex, and now you got to put out, right, April?

49:32 Yeah.

49:33 Adam Okay. Have you had sex with him yet?

49:35 Well, I've actually been with him for two years.

49:37 Adam All right. So you've had sex with him?

49:40 Yes, I have.

49:40 Adam All right. But not as much as he wants. No.

49:44 I mean, I didn't know if something was wrong with me or what.

49:47 Adam Yes.

49:47 Lisa Ann Walter Is he bad?

49:48 Adam No, not at all.

49:49 He's really good. And when I have sex with him, I enjoy it.

49:52 Adam You just don't want it?

49:53 I just never think about it.

49:54 Adam Okay.

49:55 Lisa Ann Walter Wait till you're 30, honey.

49:56 Adam Hold on a second. Yeah. Wait till he doesn't want to have sex with you, and then you're going to want some. All right. We'll be back with April after this. Okay. Lisa Ann Walter is here tonight from Emeril, which is off, but will be back on. Don't worry. Yeah, I'm almost sung. Chicken, chicken, chicken.

51:17 Lisa Ann Walter I'm in a mosh pit now. I'm jumping over the desk. I landed on Adam. Are you okay?

51:24 Adam Yep, I got a face full of fur. What's that there, Drew?

51:29 Drew Hey, Lisa.

51:29 Lisa Ann Walter Yes, Drew.

51:30 Drew My daughter would never forgive me if I don't ask you. How was that actress that played the twins?

51:34 Lisa Ann Walter Lindsay?

51:34 Drew Yeah.

51:35 Lisa Ann Walter I think that's spectacular. You knew it was one girl because most people say those girls that were the twins. She's wonderful.

51:41 Drew Unbelievable.

51:41 Lisa Ann Walter She's the oldest of four and she takes care of all the little ones. She's the greatest. She's real professional and sweet. Her mother actually kept her back in Long Island after that went on to say, I wanted to have a normal life and go to regular school, which I thought was great.

51:54 Adam She still have an eating disorder.

51:55 Lisa Ann Walter Her mother is great. She was an ex-rocket and she would just go, I don't want Lindsay to be out here in the West Coast. People aren't real here. I loved her.

52:03 Adam Where's Lisa was in The Parent Trap, which is a movie that Drew enjoyed quite a bit because his kids enjoyed it.

52:10 Lisa Ann Walter You had no choice.

52:12 Adam Meanwhile, he's yet to see The Shining or Raging Bull.

52:18 Lisa Ann Walter Okay. I've never seen The Shining. I have seen Raging Bull. Unacceptable. I'm very embarrassed.

52:23 Adam Go over to Drew's house and watch The Shining.

52:25 Lisa Ann Walter I get scared.

52:26 Adam Well, then you hold Drew's hand.

52:28 Lisa Ann Walter Okay.

52:29 Adam Drew, you watch that damn movie this weekend, would you please? Then don't give me all that crap about I'm busy, I'm busy, I'm busy. Stay home Saturday night and put the movie in after the kids go to bed. It's real easy. You got a VCR, right?

52:41 Yeah. Okay.

52:42 Adam April?

52:43 Yes.

52:43 Adam You're 20?

52:44 Caller Yes.

52:45 Adam What's up?

52:46 Caller Well, I've been dating this guy for a little bit over two years and I actually live with him.

52:53 Adam That's right. The sex drive.

52:54 Caller Right. Our relationship is perfectly fine except for that. It's causing a lot of tension between us.

53:00 Adam How often do you have sex?

53:04 Caller Maybe once a week or once every two weeks.

53:08 Drew You're a lesbian.

53:09 Adam Would that? No, please. First labeled everyone a lesbian tonight. Now, by the way, at age 20, there's a lot of women, not our guest tonight, Lisa. She was horny from the time she left the womb. But a lot of 20-year-old women are not that horny. It's just not their cadence, sexually.

53:29 Lisa Ann Walter It's not a bad thing, April. It's really a life thing and it increases as you get older, sadly to say, because men's usually decreases.

53:37 Caller Yeah, because he's 23 and I mean, he's got a healthy sex drive for a 23-year-old.

53:41 Lisa Ann Walter I bet he does.

53:42 Caller It causes a lot of stress on us because he gets frustrated and then I get frustrated.

53:46 Adam Okay, but you said you end up enjoying it when you do have sex.

53:50 Caller Most of the time, yes.

53:51 Adam So why not?

53:52 Lisa Ann Walter What's most of the time? Hang on. What's most of the time?

53:56 Caller Well, when I'm into it, I do, but a lot of times my mind is other places and I'm just-

54:01 Lisa Ann Walter Like you're going over the laundry list or what you have to do tomorrow?

54:04 Caller Well, yeah.

54:05 Lisa Ann Walter No, that's cool.

54:06 Caller My mind is wandering.

54:07 Caller I'm thinking about other things and it's not that I'm not enjoying it.

54:10 Lisa Ann Walter I'm just not enjoying it. If you catch a chick and you know the guy wants it all the time, then you're like, there's no challenge. There's nothing there for you to like want to be sexy for. It's just like you're always sitting there, like out of the corner of your eye going, oh God, he's looking at my breast. Oh, he's going to want it. Oh, let me cover up the breast. I don't want him to touch me. I'm going to move over here in the bed so he doesn't feel anything, so he doesn't think about sex. And it's all about avoiding sex. It's all in your mind about how do I keep him from thinking about it? So even if you were into it, you wouldn't do anything because you're all about avoiding it, right? What is that?

54:39 Caller I don't know. I think sometimes I do want to be the one who initiates it and who tries to get him to want me rather than him.

54:49 Lisa Ann Walter So why don't you tell him to give it like an experiment for like one month. Tell him to never initiate. But then you've got to do your part. And like on the other side of it, like initiate it the way you want it. You know what I mean? Like make up in your mind that you're going to twice a week do it the way you want to and initiate and surprise him. And see what happens. No, you won't come on April. You do that wouldn't you?

55:13 Caller Yeah, but he's never you know, he wants it every day.

55:17 Adam Yeah, but listen, I agree with Lisa. You're sort of on the run. You feel like prey in your own condo. And so what happens is you it's like there's a pursuer and there's the prey and you're just running. And it's to the point where you don't even know why you're running anymore. You're just running.

55:36 Lisa Ann Walter She's drinking by the stream and then she hears like the hunter, the big bad, now he wants it from behind. And yeah, that's no fun for anybody. Does he do it in a way that you don't like? You said he was great, but you're in love with him. Come on, let's be real, April. Talk to me.

55:52 Caller I'm going to check.

55:53 Caller I'm not thinking about a lot of times when sometimes he gets frustrated.

55:57 Lisa Ann Walter You mean he pokes you in the back when you're sleeping?

55:59 Caller What's that?

55:59 Lisa Ann Walter He pokes you in the back when you're sleeping. How about a little?

56:04 Drew Hey, Adam, Lisa's had only pure romantics in her life, it sounds like.

56:08 Adam Yeah. What's up? Lisa has four kids, by the way. Married? Same guy?

56:14 Lisa Ann Walter No, different guy. You have to have new kids for every guy you're with.

56:16 Adam Oh, really? I didn't know that.

56:17 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, Adam, that's a law.

56:19 Adam Really?

56:20 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, at least two.

56:21 Adam I didn't know white folks did that. You got how many guys for the four kids?

56:27 Lisa Ann Walter Two.

56:28 Adam Wait, two guys and four kids?

56:29 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, the first guy was 13 years and now it's a new guy.

56:33 Adam Oh, okay. Who you have the twins with?

56:36 Lisa Ann Walter Right, exactly. My baby daddy.

56:37 Adam Nice. Is he doing all right? Is he in the business?

56:42 Lisa Ann Walter No, thank God he's not in the business. He's a doll though. Actually, Dr. Drew met him at a gym or somewhere, Las Vegas somewhere. What's he do? He was actually decathlete for the Canadian Olympic team.

56:54 Adam Wow.

56:54 Lisa Ann Walter He was like a stunt man, I mean, he did that sort of stuff. He was Spider-Man for a long time at Universal, represented all the characters that they have there.

57:03 Adam Like in the stunt shows and stuff?

57:04 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah.

57:05 Adam Wow. Yeah. That's a man.

57:06 Lisa Ann Walter He's a piece.

57:07 Adam I like that. Does he still have the outfit?

57:09 Lisa Ann Walter He sure does. Word on Halloween, baby.

57:12 Adam Give it a nice web shot.

57:14 Lisa Ann Walter He spun me a web.

57:16 Drew?

57:17 Adam Yes, I'm done with April. She's not a horny chick and it's hard. She just got to hold still once a week.

57:27 Drew When that disparity comes up and the guy starts getting desperate and starts pushing the sex on the woman.

57:31 Lisa Ann Walter That is so not attractive.

57:33 Drew Right. He has to really learn to lie back a little bit and literally engage in what some psychologists call significant emotional conversation.

57:43 Lisa Ann Walter I think they need to play this game. Do you ever hear of this game where you do that thing where you try to turn them on as best as you can and they can't touch you? Even if he's dying, he's got to hold back and let her work her things so she can be an aggressor for once just to see what it's like. But she's a baby.

57:58 Adam She's not good at that.

58:00 Lisa Ann Walter She can learn.

58:01 Adam No, I do agree with Drew in that this guy's just got to back off and jack off and just cool his jets for a couple weeks and let her come around and stop running. She has to stop running and turn around and look and see him sitting there instead of him chasing her and then go over to him. No, he's not going to do it, but she's not going to be able to do the sort of sex getting thing either.

58:23 Lisa Ann Walter April's still listening. I bet she does. Come on, April. You know you're hot.

58:29 Adam True.

58:29 Drew Can you push line six? I'm having a little technical problem here.

58:32 Adam Beth?

58:33 Yeah.

58:33 Adam You're 29?

58:35 Caller Yeah.

58:35 Adam What's up?

58:37 Caller Well, I thought you were talking about the Brava the other night.

58:40 Adam Yeah, that the-

58:40 Caller First off, my mother's maiden name is Hoss, H-O-F-S, and she has an uncle sort of God named Jack.

58:45 Adam Jack Hoff. There you go. Another thing that could have easily been avoided.

58:49 Lisa Ann Walter Unfortunate.

58:50 Adam Right. Larry Hoff, no big deal. Jack Hoff, a disaster.

58:54 Lisa Ann Walter Brandon, anything.

58:56 Drew They started with John, be fair.

58:58 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, James sometime.

58:58 Caller I've never heard him called John, that's possible. But-

59:01 Lisa Ann Walter Is his real name John?

59:03 Caller I don't think so. Jack has never heard him referred to as John ever. Yeah.

59:07 Adam I mean, are all Jacks formerly Johns, Drew?

59:10 Drew I think so.

59:11 Adam I mean, because I know a lot of guys that just seem to be Jack their whole life too.

59:15 Caller Why is that? It's not any shorter-

59:17 Adam Well, look, even worse. You named him John Hoff and somehow you switched it to Jack Hoff.

59:24 Lisa Ann Walter There's a lot of Jacks in there.

59:25 Adam And left it at Jack Hoff. All right.

59:28 Lisa Ann Walter What's the brava? Fill me in.

59:30 Adam Oh, this is an electronic bra that makes your boobs bigger that we were talking about last night, correct?

59:36 Caller Yeah.

59:37 Lisa Ann Walter We live in Hollywood, they just go for surgery.

59:38 Caller I saw the doctor that developed it, happened to be on the view. I'm embarrassed I've ever seen it. But anyway, basically what it did was it's got like two layers to it, like two chambers to it. And the inside one, like he said, was sticky. It sticks to your boobs, so you get the shape of the cup. And then after that, it's like a vacuum sealer, like it sucks the air out of the space between the two. Right. And that computer girl kept talking about, like maintains the pressure.

1:00:08 Lisa Ann Walter Okay, so basically what it is, is it sucks on your boob, which actually brings the blood flow to it. When you're aroused, your boobs get bigger.

1:00:15 Caller Well, he said that it makes the, I guess, the cells in your breast grow.

1:00:21 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, it arouses your...

1:00:22 Drew Yeah, but...

1:00:23 Caller Permanent. He had like three girls on there that had done it.

1:00:25 Drew Okay, Beth, I looked at that website last night, and there was absolutely no science on that site. This little business about cell enhancement, cell growth, there's just nothing to suggest that's happening. And the three...

1:00:38 Caller Would it like make them grow, and then they would shrink again, or would it either...

1:00:41 Drew That's my... That's what I would expect, looking at what's there.

1:00:44 Adam They can become engorged, and they're...

1:00:45 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, absolutely. Mine do, when I'm excited, and then...

1:00:47 Caller That's so painful.

1:00:49 Lisa Ann Walter No, it's not painful. It's fun, but... Well...

1:00:51 Drew Or they become inflamed, and there might be some transient improvement, but I can't imagine what's to stay.

1:00:54 Caller Well, yeah, a couple of the girls that had it done said that it didn't really increase them a cut size, but it made the shape a lot better.

1:01:00 Lisa Ann Walter And did the girls who say it were on the website?

1:01:03 Caller I've never seen the website, to tell you the truth.

1:01:06 Adam Okay, but this is pretty basic technology. I mean, if this actually worked, don't you think there'd be many, many versions of it around for many years?

1:01:14 Lisa Ann Walter I have one. I just hire boy scouts to walk around and suck on my nipples, and it increases. Yeah, really.

1:01:20 Adam Hub and boy, or just boy?

1:01:22 Lisa Ann Walter It doesn't matter. And they worked for a couple of dollars.

1:01:25 Adam Oh, nice. Yeah.

1:01:26 Drew I thought at least you have to pay them, or they'd pay you rather.

1:01:30 Adam Thank you for butchering that joke, Drew.

1:01:32 Drew Yeah, thank you.

1:01:32 Adam All right, Beth. Anyway, thanks. Enjoy. Bye. Okay. I love the fact that as a society, we have women so freaked out about their parents, they're just willing to walk around with a-

1:01:42 Lisa Ann Walter Electrodes.

1:01:43 Adam Electrodes strapped to their nipples all day long.

1:01:46 Lisa Ann Walter How about a car battery? Let's do that next.

1:01:49 Adam Nick?

1:01:50 Yeah.

1:01:50 Adam You're 17?

1:01:51 Caller Yeah.

1:01:51 Adam What's up?

1:01:53 Caller Well, about a month ago, I found out that my girlfriend was pregnant with my kid, and I think she wants to keep it, but I don't know what I want to do.

1:02:05 Adam Right.

1:02:06 Drew Well, what difference is it? She's the one making the choice, Nick.

1:02:09 Caller Yeah.

1:02:10 Adam Yeah.

1:02:11 Caller But she's two years old. I'm 17, and she's 19.

1:02:15 Drew What do you mean you don't know what you want to do?

1:02:17 Caller Well, I don't know. I'm not ready. I can't have a kid more than 17.

1:02:20 Drew Well, she may be having one. You may have one.

1:02:22 Adam She can have your kid, though. Yeah. Well, what are you going to do? You want to try to talk her out of it?

1:02:28 Caller Yeah, pretty much, because my parents don't even really know that I have a girlfriend, especially that she's two years older than me. And she's, I don't know, I think they've kind of tripped.

1:02:36 Adam Well, I'll tell you what. Don't bother telling your parents that you have a girlfriend. Just tell her that you have a son or a daughter, because they'll figure the math out. And that way, you don't have to tell them two pieces of bad news.

1:02:49 Lisa Ann Walter How much pregnant is she?

1:02:51 Caller She's about three months along.

1:02:52 Lisa Ann Walter OK, you're too late, babe.

1:02:53 Drew That's it. She's staying with it.

1:02:55 Adam Yeah. She could have herself an abortion.

1:02:58 Lisa Ann Walter No, that's dangerous at that point.

1:03:00 Adam Yeah, she could do it. Listen, Nick, she's not going to do it, apparently.

1:03:05 Drew She's having a kid. That's it, Nick.

1:03:07 Adam Now, how about giving the kid up for adoption?

1:03:10 Caller I don't know if she'd be wanting to do that, because she's like, she wants a kid.

1:03:16 Adam Oh, OK.

1:03:17 Lisa Ann Walter Did you know this going in? Did you have this discussion ahead of time?

1:03:20 Caller No.

1:03:21 Lisa Ann Walter What about a condom, dude?

1:03:22 Caller I'm serious. I used one.

1:03:25 Lisa Ann Walter You know what? I'm not even going to have a problem with that, because I've gotten pregnant with a condom. I've gotten pregnant with everything.

1:03:31 Drew Morning after pills, ladies and gentlemen. Keep that in your medicine cabinet.

1:03:34 Lisa Ann Walter Tell them, Dr. Drew. You tell them, baby. Testify.

1:03:37 Adam Well, she wanted to get pregnant, so she's pregnant now. And Nick, what are you in high school?

1:03:42 Caller Yeah.

1:03:43 Adam And what does she do?

1:03:44 Caller She's in college.

1:03:45 Adam Junior college, though. Yeah. That ain't college. That's more high school. That's high school.

1:03:51 Lisa Ann Walter She can't get you for any money if you don't have any.

1:03:53 Adam Yeah.

1:03:54 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah.

1:03:54 Adam Well, your parents might be on the hook for it.

1:03:56 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, that's true.

1:03:58 Drew And after 18, he will be on the hook for it.

1:04:00 Adam Nick?

1:04:00 Caller Yeah.

1:04:01 Adam This is a harsh in your buzz, isn't it, buddy?

1:04:03 Caller Yes, it is.

1:04:04 Adam You smoke a fair amount of weed, Nick?

1:04:06 Caller Yes, I do.

1:04:07 Adam Shocking. Shocking. You can always hear it in the lads' voice. Well, Nick, you're officially a man. And look, I know you're freaked out right now, brother. Keep in mind, this has happened. I mean, as freaky as this sounds and as freaked out as I would have been at 17 and all that kind of stuff, this has happened to millions and millions and millions of people on this planet. As a matter of fact, on places other than the United States, it's probably more the norm than it is the exception. And it's becoming the norm here in the United States, sadly, too. So it doesn't mean that life's going to be easy, but it's not a death sentence either. It's happened to many, many people who have gone on to lead productive and fruitful lives. But now, Nick, it just means that you're going to have to make some alterations. You're going to have to keep in contact with her. I would work hard on the adoption angle.

1:05:05 Drew Yeah, I think that would be the best thing for the kid, that's for sure.

1:05:08 Adam And I wish we had people to help facilitate that.

1:05:13 Drew We do.

1:05:14 Adam Do we? Who are they?

1:05:17 Drew They're out there, but there is no sort of unified presence.

1:05:21 Adam But that's what I'm saying.

1:05:22 Lisa Ann Walter I mean, sadly, I remember when I was pregnant with my son, I was unmarried, and I wanted to get help from Catholic Services, and I just wanted to get health insurance, and all they could give me was cribs and old clothes. I said, I could get that at a thrift store. I need health insurance. They can help you not have an abortion. They don't want to help you with anything else. And this is going to be a tough one. She's there to have that baby. I don't know if her family will help or whatever. But the good news is, I'm sure, as scary as it is, you're going to love the baby and be proud when he comes out. And you'll still be able to play ball with him when you're 30.

1:05:55 Adam Play ball. They'll probably attend the same junior college. It's quite conceivable. I know I have many friends in their 11th and 12th year over at the junior college. The kid could skip a couple of grades and be in the junior college when he's 16. We could really work it out.

1:06:12 Lisa Ann Walter On the other hand, Nick, on a serious note, you could actually have this be a catalyst to make your life go in a different direction, not smoke so much weed. You might have to because you might have to provide some child support, baby.

1:06:23 Adam Let's talk to Ryan who's 13.

1:06:26 Caller Ryan. Hey.

1:06:27 Adam Hey.

1:06:28 Caller How are you doing?

1:06:29 Caller Good.

1:06:29 Adam What's happening?

1:06:31 Caller Well, I like all you guys.

1:06:32 Caller I mean, I watch the men's show. Everything's good. I'm from Hawaii.

1:06:36 Adam Oh, you're from Hawaii? Yeah. How come we always call it Hawaii and everyone in Hawaii calls it Hawaii?

1:06:41 Caller We have the same. It's like a glottal stop. It's kind of like an apostrophe and that means you pause.

1:06:47 Adam So how do you say, how do you correctly say Hawaii?

1:06:50 Caller Hawaii and then some places like you got to say Kawhi, but we say Kawhi.

1:06:55 Adam Oh, you say Kawhi for Kawhi?

1:06:57 Caller Kawhi is an island.

1:06:59 Caller So yeah, we're pretty screwed over here.

1:07:01 Adam Hawaii. Yeah. Not a smart breed over there in Hawaii, but they know how to enjoy life.

1:07:08 Caller Yeah, it's beautiful.

1:07:09 Adam Do you eat Spam?

1:07:11 Caller No. Well, we have this thing called a musubi.

1:07:14 Adam Right.

1:07:15 Caller Spam and rice wrapped in seaweed.

1:07:17 Adam Right.

1:07:17 Caller It's pretty good.

1:07:18 Adam Yeah. You got to watch out for cultures that like Spam. What happened? Did some troop ship go down off the coast and Spam washed ashore one day in like 1941 and you guys got hooked on it? Or how did that happen, the Spam thing?

1:07:35 Caller I don't know.

1:07:36 Adam Okay. So what's your question, buddy?

1:07:38 Caller Well, me, I've been in the same diet every day. I've been brushing my teeth every day twice. Usual stuff, eating the same diet.

1:07:47 Adam Spam and seaweed, yeah.

1:07:49 Caller And I'm just getting a really stinky breath. And my mom noticed it and my friend did. And he's like, Oh, would you eat a skunk? And like, nice. So I brush my teeth twice a day. And I was like, and you know, it's fresh for like two hours, you know? But then after that, I could really think, I was wondering, could that have anything to do with going through puberty?

1:08:09 Drew Yes, it sure can. That's what I was going to ask you. It was puberty. It was just getting going.

1:08:12 Adam Oh, is that true, Drew? That hormonal thing?

1:08:15 Drew Well, you get all kinds of good stinks coming out of you, Adam.

1:08:17 Caller Your breath can get to start stinking.

1:08:19 Adam Well, Ryan, I'm glad you brought that up because I didn't know about that. I mean, I know you start getting BO because you don't see nine-year-olds with BO, right? But I never heard about the breath part, Drew.

1:08:32 Drew You don't see nine-year-olds with heartburn either, right?

1:08:34 Adam No.

1:08:35 Drew Reflux, those are things that can predispose to this. Yes, that's when things can start stinking.

1:08:40 Caller Natural for a 13-year-old to start getting it, so I just got to take care of it better.

1:08:44 Drew Yeah, one of the sources of bad breath is bacteria at the back of the tongues. You might get a tongue scraper and use mouthwash, and you might pay attention to your diet and pay attention to any heartburn symptoms, that sort of thing.

1:08:57 Adam It's a whole science now, though. He could just go to a dentist that specializes in this and just make one quick, easy trip, right?

1:09:03 Drew Yes, yes.

1:09:04 Adam It's probably not even that much these days. Spam in Hawaii, you know, I was in Hawaii with my funny partner Jimmy about two, three years ago, and we were playing golf. And Jimmy had heard this theory about Hawaiians loving spam because there was a fair amount of cannibalism on the island at some point, and that it tasted like a human flesh. And I was like, you retard, that's not why they like spam. And so he asked our Hawaiian caddy whether that's true. And the person took great offense to it. It was one of those very uncomfortable situations. Imagine that. Yeah.

1:09:45 Lisa Ann Walter Where were you playing golf, some place in the East?

1:09:47 Adam Somewhere in Maui, yeah, somewhere nice. Lisa?

1:09:51 Drew I can see Jimmy doing that, too.

1:09:53 Adam Oh, he was serious, too. He was like, hey, I got a theory. I want you to, you know.

1:09:57 Drew And then I'm sure he backed away from it. Hey, come on, we're all adults here. Relax.

1:10:00 Adam Right, yeah. Pay me that golf club. Go ahead there, Lisa. Lisa, call her.

1:10:06 Caller Hi, Lisa.

1:10:06 Caller I can only get out from a bathtub.

1:10:08 Caller That's it. I've tried everything.

1:10:10 Adam Oh, you only get the orgasm from the bathtub?

1:10:13 Caller Yeah, that's it.

1:10:14 Drew What do we ask? Well, go ahead, Lisa.

1:10:16 Lisa Ann Walter Listen, I walked in on my sister in the bathroom. My mother at one point had to shut off the hot water because my sister, I remember growing up, would always take hour long, two hour, whatever, in the bathroom. And I walked in on her doing it. It never occurred to me that I would just wake up with my pelvis pressed against the wall every morning and going, why do I want something? Had no idea. Then I saw my sister, who was a couple of years older, in the bathtub and went, ooh, figured it out from that and couldn't get out of the bathtub for probably five years. The bathtub is a good thing. Shower massage works even better, Lisa. I advise you to get one of those.

1:10:52 Adam Electric toothbrushes.

1:10:53 Caller I haven't tried that yet, but.

1:10:54 Lisa Ann Walter No, the shower massage, Lisa, it's key. You'll be in there so long your legs will lock up. They'll have to come get you out.

1:11:01 Adam Yeah, that'll be a very proud moment.

1:11:04 Lisa Ann Walter Why not? Go for it. You know what? The wonderful thing about being a woman, Lisa, you can have as many as you want. Doesn't stop your strength.

1:11:10 Caller My boyfriend keeps asking why. He keeps wondering why I only get off from the bathtub.

1:11:13 Caller I mean, he tries everything he can do.

1:11:15 Adam Well, let me, Drew, please, let me ask Lisa this. And here's the only thing I guess we worry about is, man, we talk to people, women who are in a vibrator, for instance, and they get sort of.

1:11:27 Lisa Ann Walter Used to it.

1:11:28 Adam Yes. They become almost addicted, pardon the pun there, to the vibrator. And then everything else is just pales in comparison. And so there's a balance to strike. It seems to me that you want a woman who is familiar with herself, comfortable with herself, can have orgasms, but you don't want her so stimulated by other means than your tongue or your penis that nothing else is right.

1:11:51 Lisa Ann Walter Lisa, here's the thing. Here's the key. Move over from the tub experience. So, I mean, you can still go back to that here and there because it's fun, but I recommend the shower massage. But learn how to do it.

1:12:04 Caller Would it be better if I tried a bathtub with him? I mean...

1:12:07 Lisa Ann Walter You know, that'd be great, but here's even better.

1:12:09 Adam What's he going to do, push his dick out the faucet, though? I mean, how are you going to get that?

1:12:13 Lisa Ann Walter No, but I mean, he can... Actually, he'd really enjoy it, I think, watching you get off. That would be a great thing. That would be a fun thing to add to it. But, even better, learn how to pleasure yourself with your hand. Really learn how to do that, because once...

1:12:25 Caller I can never do that.

1:12:26 Lisa Ann Walter You can, absolutely.

1:12:27 Adam Not with that attitude, you can't, sweetheart.

1:12:29 Lisa Ann Walter Get it wet enough. It's a circular motion, honest to God, from around the clitoris, start from the outside in, work around the clitoris.

1:12:36 Adam How many fingers?

1:12:37 Lisa Ann Walter Just one.

1:12:38 Adam Just one?

1:12:38 Lisa Ann Walter And make sure it's wet enough. That's the key.

1:12:41 Adam You lick it?

1:12:41 Lisa Ann Walter Especially since you lick it.

1:12:43 Adam Index?

1:12:43 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, no, middle. Middle or index, you have to go with... Yeah, index can be too hard. But you got to go with... You got to figure out how to do it by yourself. Work it up. Use the fantasy in your head. And work up how to do it yourself. Because honestly, it's easier for you to incorporate a lover into what makes you feel good when you know how to make it feel good with, like, just a human.

1:13:04 Caller And see, I can masturbate in front of them, but I just...

1:13:07 Caller I mean, nothing gets me off quite as well as a bath tub.

1:13:10 Adam I know, but we're telling you it's time to move on to dry land.

1:13:13 Lisa Ann Walter Can I ask a question?

1:13:13 Adam Well, hold on a second.

1:13:14 Lisa Ann Walter Hold on.

1:13:15 Adam Let me talk to this idiot. Lisa.

1:13:17 Lisa Ann Walter Come on, I got to ask you this.

1:13:18 Adam We understand the tub concept with you being in the tub and getting the water in your vagina and how good it feels, but you called because you have a problem, right?

1:13:29 Caller Yeah, I do.

1:13:29 Adam Okay. So we're trying to get you out of the tub.

1:13:32 Caller Thank you.

1:13:32 Lisa Ann Walter All right. All I'm saying is this is very physical. Lisa, when you do the tub thing, do you press your butt up against the tub and let the faucet run on top? Oh, yeah. Okay. So you're stretching your thigh muscles when you do that. Those are stretched really tight, right? Okay. So what you need to do when you masturbate is kneel on the bed and stretch those muscles tight. Yeah. Because what you've taught yourself, yeah, what you've taught yourself is that how you get off is with stretching your thigh muscles really tight.

1:14:02 Adam Couldn't you just be on your back and spread them out? Hold on, smarty-clit. How dare you know me?

1:14:10 Lisa Ann Walter I know.

1:14:11 Adam But I know you're right. No. You know more.

1:14:14 Lisa Ann Walter He's spreading now. He's featuring his package to me, ladies and gentlemen. I'm now looking at Adam Corolla's entire package. He's presenting. It's lovely, by the way.

1:14:20 Adam It's called presenting.

1:14:21 Lisa Ann Walter He's actually spread his plumage. It's red and green. It's fabulous.

1:14:24 Adam Here's what I'm saying. Yeah. I agree with you. I completely agree with you.

1:14:28 Lisa Ann Walter He's a girl now.

1:14:29 Adam I completely agree with you in that she's going to want to get and sort of simulate the positions and the physicality.

1:14:37 Lisa Ann Walter Well, the physical stretching of it is very important. I've been there, honey. I know.

1:14:40 Adam I know. I know. You were practically born in the tub.

1:14:43 Lisa Ann Walter Okay.

1:14:43 Adam But when she's in the tub, she's on her back. Is she not? I'm not arguing with you. I'm using your logic. Just listen. If she's on her back and she has those orgasms in there. That her ass is up against.

1:14:55 Lisa Ann Walter But no, no, not just the ass.

1:14:58 Adam Her feet?

1:14:58 Lisa Ann Walter Yes, the thigh muscles are stretched tight.

1:15:01 Adam All right. Maybe she should get-

1:15:03 Lisa Ann Walter The guy should hold the feet?

1:15:04 Adam No, not the guy. I think she needs to get on dry land and have herself an orgasm on her own, number one.

1:15:12 Lisa Ann Walter In that similar position.

1:15:14 Adam I think. If she's used to being on her back, lean back like I am in my simulated tub chair here, maybe she should just put her feet up against the wall behind the bed and do that diddling with the index.

1:15:27 Lisa Ann Walter Turn backwards and go up behind the bed. You know what? Good, but not as good as stretching the quads tight, but not as good as being on your knees or your feet. By the way, here's a good one, Lisa. Go up on your toes, raise your toes up like Barbie feet. That works too. Stretching the quads is a really good way to get the clitoris stimulated. But I know what I'm talking about, Adam.

1:15:47 Adam Why are you arguing with me? I know, but you're a seasoned veteran.

1:15:50 Lisa Ann Walter I am a veteran of masturbating. Yes, I am.

1:15:53 Adam But I'm saying, I'm in the position she's in right now.

1:15:57 Lisa Ann Walter Yes.

1:15:58 Adam She could get in that same position, get the same stretch on her quad that she gets in the tub by putting her feet up just against the foot of the bed.

1:16:06 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, but then he'd have to learn how to work his tongue like a running faucet. Well, back to the point. And very rarely does that happen.

1:16:11 Adam All right. Well, I'm saying forget about him. I want her to have a dry land orgasm.

1:16:15 Lisa Ann Walter I agree with you.

1:16:16 Adam Oh, my God. I think I pulled something through.

1:16:18 Lisa Ann Walter He pulled a groin muscle. Now it's ugly.

1:16:20 Adam OK. We're going to take ourselves a little break. More.

1:16:24 Lisa Ann Walter I'm spent.

1:16:25 Adam Listen, I completely agree with Lisa, our guest, in that.

1:16:31 Lisa Ann Walter I'm so happy my son's listening to this.

1:16:34 Drew You're a lesbian.

1:16:35 Adam Jesus Christ. You got a therapist number on the refrigerator right underneath the fire department. I don't need one.

1:16:41 Lisa Ann Walter I'm masturbated. I don't need a therapist. I don't need Prozac.

1:16:43 Drew No, not for you. For your son.

1:16:44 Lisa Ann Walter For your son.

1:16:45 Drew Your son should be calling him.

1:16:47 Lisa Ann Walter Don't you think he's happier with a mom who knows how to get off than one who's got a bad attitude? I don't know.

1:16:52 Adam I'm so glad.

1:16:52 Drew He's hiding under the bed right now.

1:16:55 Adam Jesus Christ.

1:16:57 Lisa Ann Walter I'm very popular with his friends.

1:16:59 Adam I agree with our guest, Lisa, to all you young ladies who think you can only do something a certain way, which is eventually, just like the primordial swamp, you have to crawl out of that and start to evolve. Experiment. I know right now the tub is the only one that's doing it for you, but you got to get up on dry land and have at it.

1:17:21 Please get the shower massage.

1:17:23 Adam All right. Someone wants to know if I'm wearing leggings. No, you know what? I'm wearing long johns. I'm wearing a blue long johns. Whatever. I had my feet up over my head and I guess Ann saw my long johns. He's very cold.

1:17:37 Lisa Ann Walter We'll be right back.

1:17:38 Adam All right. We'll take a little break. We'll be right back.

1:17:40 Lisa Ann Walter I want to talk now.

1:17:44 Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. We'll be right back.

1:18:14 Adam Hey, everyone. It's my theme song. Lisa Ann Walter is our guest tonight. We found out she likes to masturbate. She's the sassy and brassy one from Emeril, which is, well, it was on Tuesdays on NBC at 8 o'clock, but now they're pulling it, and then it's going to come back in like December. So you can look for that. And Drew knows her work best from the parent trap, of course.

1:18:41 Drew Indeed.

1:18:42 Adam Drew is in Atlanta tonight.

1:18:44 Deal with the fact that I am gay.

1:18:45 Adam Drew, please, the mics are hot. All right. You got a call you like there, Drew?

1:18:50 Drew Yeah, I do.

1:18:51 Adam All right. Let's talk to Anthony's 29. Anthony?

1:18:56 Hello.

1:18:56 Adam Hello.

1:18:57 Caller How you doing, Adam?

1:18:58 Adam Good.

1:18:58 Caller I have a question for Drew.

1:19:00 Drew Yeah?

1:19:01 Caller Okay. My fiancee is, we just had a little baby two months ago, and I was wondering if sexual stimulation, if she's breastfeeding, if that's going to take that away.

1:19:17 Drew Breastfeeding can reduce it, but it's normal for women, whether or not they're breastfeeding, to have a substantial drop off in their sex drive. It's always important to keep on the lookout for postpartum depression which can further make sex drive worse, so there's really three...

1:19:34 Adam Lisa was telling me that after she had her first child, her sex drive dropped off quite a bit.

1:19:41 Drew She was able to get out of the bathtub?

1:19:42 Lisa Ann Walter Only three times a week.

1:19:43 Adam Three times a day, she said, yeah.

1:19:45 Lisa Ann Walter Now, you know what, Dr. Drew, with all due respect, you know, the postpartum and all that, but there's a reason that breastfeeding reduces your sex drive. It's hormonal, it's God's or whoever's plan's way of keeping you from having babies again because you have a young one that needs your breast all the time.

1:20:03 Drew Well, no, actually, actually.

1:20:03 Lisa Ann Walter In my experience, it does reduce your sex drive. It does? Yeah, but you know what's fun? When you do orgasm when you're breastfeeding, it shoots out like Old Faithful.

1:20:12 Adam Really?

1:20:13 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah. It's really cool. You're lying there and you could like hold a coffee cup and get milk.

1:20:17 Adam You mean even if, even if no one's...

1:20:19 Lisa Ann Walter Have you done that, Anthony?

1:20:20 Caller No, no, no, no, no, no. What I'm saying though is she can't even like stimulate herself too.

1:20:26 Lisa Ann Walter Well, is she sore? Did she have a vaginal birth?

1:20:28 Caller No, she had cesarean.

1:20:29 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah. Well, she might be just sore all over. That's a real, that's a serious abdominal surgery, dude. Yeah. Listen, let me tell you something. No, it doesn't kill the nerve endings. But after one month, I could barely walk up a hill. I mean, it is serious abdominal surgery. I needed help to get out of bed. That was only my first eye to see section. It's rough. Just to recuperate from that kind of surgery takes a while.

1:20:50 Adam She had to have a nurse's assistant help her out of the tub, I'm told.

1:20:54 Lisa Ann Walter That happens all the time, because I get stuck.

1:20:57 Caller I've just been wondering though, is it like me? I mean, you know, is she?

1:21:00 Adam It's not you, dude.

1:21:01 Lisa Ann Walter It's not you, Anthony. She just had a baby. Relax.

1:21:04 Caller OK, OK, OK.

1:21:06 Adam All right, Drew.

1:21:07 Drew Here's the deal. While she's breastfeeding, it's likely to drop off, do primarily the oxytocin release, that sort of thing.

1:21:13 Lisa Ann Walter There you go, dude.

1:21:14 Drew But it's very common also for women to have a dramatic drop in their sex drive, whether or not they're breastfeeding. And your job, Anthony, is to just cool out a little bit. But she's dealing with raising a child. And then watch out for postpartum depression. Be sensitive to that.

1:21:28 Lisa Ann Walter All right.

1:21:29 Adam And Drew, you want me to... you got a call. Tristan?

1:21:33 Drew Yes.

1:21:33 Adam You're 26?

1:21:35 Caller Yes, I am.

1:21:36 Adam What's up?

1:21:37 Caller Okay. I'm actually, for the last two months, I've been going to a underground, I guess, not really a club, but a session every week involving dominating in leather and sadomasochism.

1:21:53 Adam You know what's weird, Tristan? I didn't look up at the screens, I had no idea what your call was, but from your voice, I was prepared for some sort of cultish-type behavior out of you.

1:22:06 Caller Cultish?

1:22:07 Adam Yeah.

1:22:07 Caller Yeah, that's what my friend says. Actually, I have a friend that is saying that I'm starting to act more dominating at work and in my life.

1:22:17 Adam So how does this work? Do you bring a woman there?

1:22:21 Caller Actually, to be honest with you, it's a gay sadomasochistic club.

1:22:26 Adam I see. So there's just guys there.

1:22:28 Drew You're gay.

1:22:29 Caller Right. I totally am gay.

1:22:31 Adam Right. And so how many guys are there?

1:22:36 Caller Actually, there's many. See, it goes underneath the building that I go into, and there are many different rooms and setups, so to speak, different scenarios. So I would say at least there's probably 40 to 50 men there, but not all together there, and separate, you know, two in one place.

1:22:57 Adam And do you have, let's see, I got a few questions. Is there a certain guy or two or three that you seem to run into over there, or is it just grand?

1:23:06 Caller No, it's just completely random, actually.

1:23:08 Drew You're not worried about the health consequences with that?

1:23:11 Caller The what?

1:23:12 Drew Health consequences?

1:23:14 Caller See, that was one of my concerns, but there's, they actually, they're very, it's a very healthy environment, with the exception of, I mean, there's waivers you have to sign and so forth, to, with regards to certain things, but if there's anything that's bothering you, they...

1:23:29 Lisa Ann Walter See, a waiver doesn't protect your penis, Tristan. This is what I'm concerned about. If you're having anal, there's not a rubber made that's, like, gonna keep you safe.

1:23:37 Adam Really? Can't you wrap your penis in the waiver? Well, wait, I want to know what Tristan is doing, though, because there may not necessarily be sex.

1:23:46 Caller There's some people that are into the suspension part of it, with the piercings and everything.

1:23:53 Adam Right, you may actually be hung up by piercing?

1:23:55 Lisa Ann Walter Vietnamese oomph sling?

1:23:56 Caller Exactly, some of them, yeah, that's more, that's too much for me, actually.

1:24:00 Adam Well, what is your bag?

1:24:03 Caller I just like to be in a situation where I'm either being dominator or I dominate to wear, I mean, from everything, from wearing leather to whipping the other person or spanking them while getting them off or...

1:24:18 Adam So, so for you, you, it doesn't matter to you what side you're on, I mean, you could be being dominated or you could be dominating.

1:24:25 Caller As they call it in the gay world, I'm versatile, I guess.

1:24:28 Adam Wow, that's rangy.

1:24:29 Caller Yeah, it is, but I have my friend that's saying that I'm starting to portray this, I guess, alter ego in my normal life.

1:24:39 Adam And I see that...

1:24:39 Lisa Ann Walter You're starting to strut a little bit.

1:24:41 Adam Do you, do you feel like this is getting in the way of you having a, you know, good monogamous relationship?

1:24:48 Caller That's... Well, I don't know, that's a good point because I've been with somebody for three years now and he doesn't know about it.

1:24:55 Lisa Ann Walter You know, that gets in the way of monogamy when you're like running off to the S&M club.

1:24:59 Adam Where... And when you come back with the bruised nipples and sack, he doesn't ask questions?

1:25:06 Lisa Ann Walter The fishhook's hanging from it.

1:25:07 Adam You tell me you're in a softball league?

1:25:09 Caller He doesn't notice, actually.

1:25:11 Adam Really? You step out every weekend?

1:25:14 Caller No, I go every Tuesday night. It's a formal meeting every Tuesday night.

1:25:18 Adam Every Tuesday night, and you get down there, and you get the whips and the bondage and the whole thing, and then you go back. Do you live with this guy?

1:25:26 Caller Yeah, actually I do.

1:25:27 Adam And you go back home...

1:25:29 Lisa Ann Walter Where do you tell him you are every Tuesday night?

1:25:31 Caller I'm sorry?

1:25:31 Lisa Ann Walter Where do you tell him that you are every Tuesday night?

1:25:32 Caller I work two jobs. I work at a corporation during the daytime and then at night I wait tables. So usually I tell him that I'm at the restaurant.

1:25:39 Lisa Ann Walter Got it.

1:25:39 Adam I see. And don't you think he's going to catch on to this pretty soon?

1:25:44 Caller No, not actually.

1:25:46 Lisa Ann Walter Are you willing to sacrifice the relationship because this is becoming a big thing in your life?

1:25:51 Caller No, actually I would love to...

1:25:54 Lisa Ann Walter Bring him in?...

1:25:55 Caller be honest with him and stop doing it, but it's like a fetish type of scenario that I really...

1:26:01 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, it does sound fetishy. Why don't you bring him in to what you like to do? Would he be at all interested, do you think?

1:26:05 Caller God no. God no.

1:26:08 Lisa Ann Walter He's real vanilla?

1:26:09 Caller He would think I was sick.

1:26:10 Adam Oh yeah, okay.

1:26:12 Caller Completely, and it's understandable. It's nothing that I've ever even thought of doing before until...

1:26:17 Adam Okay, well let me ask you this. Do you feel like this is a slippery slope? Like you're getting a little momentum with this and you're spinning out?

1:26:26 Caller That's what I'm wondering. I'm just wondering if after being four years in a relationship, if I'm wanting to look at different things or maybe I'm bored with this scenario or I don't know.

1:26:38 Adam Well, why don't you... I mean, I think, and Drew, you can weigh in, but with any kind of addiction or budding addiction, it seems like the best way to see if you can do without is to try to do without.

1:26:51 Drew See how you feel.

1:26:52 Lisa Ann Walter How long has he been doing this?

1:26:53 Adam See if you can take... Yeah, how long?

1:26:55 Caller Two months.

1:26:56 Adam See if you can take two weeks off. And if you freak.

1:27:00 Caller I mean, in the first two weeks there was nothing involved. You go through a guest program as well.

1:27:05 Adam No, but I'm saying you're now fully indoctrinated.

1:27:08 Caller Right, right.

1:27:09 Lisa Ann Walter And you're young there. You're probably a star because you're new.

1:27:12 Adam And you want yesterday, right?

1:27:15 Caller Right.

1:27:16 Adam Okay, so don't go next week.

1:27:19 Caller Sorry, easier said than done.

1:27:20 Adam Well, that's my point.

1:27:21 Lisa Ann Walter What about renting a movie?

1:27:23 Adam Yeah, like rent the parent tram.

1:27:25 Lisa Ann Walter No, not that movie. Very little S&M in the parent tram.

1:27:28 Adam Rent the scrotum sack.

1:27:29 Drew Why is it easier said than done?

1:27:31 Caller Well, it's just that...

1:27:32 Lisa Ann Walter He's into it.

1:27:34 Caller Well, it's not that as much as... I guess I feel that I don't get enough out of my relationship. It's grown kind of, what's the word? Stacked.

1:27:45 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, but don't blame the relationship being stale on the fact that now you like spanking. I mean, you've just discovered a new thing that really gets you off.

1:27:51 Caller I've always thought of that, but I've never actually gotten into it.

1:27:54 Adam Well, look, let's wrap it up. We'll take a vote. I think he ought to end the relationship that he's in currently.

1:28:01 Lisa Ann Walter Yes.

1:28:01 Adam It's been going on for three years.

1:28:02 Lisa Ann Walter That's fair to the guy.

1:28:04 Drew He might be putting him his health at risk, possibly.

1:28:06 Adam Absolutely. You're living a lie with this guy. You're not into him.

1:28:12 Drew It is reasonable for him to consider this a possible sexual compulsion or addiction. And I agree, stopping for a while and seeing how he feels about that. If he becomes depressed or agitated or starts craving it, that's a sign that he's got a problem.

1:28:25 Adam Oh, just imagine who's got to clean up that dungeon on Wednesday morning.

1:28:29 Drew Oh, it's got big drains in it. They just come in and hose it down with it.

1:28:32 Lisa Ann Walter Like, see, it worries me because, like, for a while, it seemed like people were, you know, starting to get a little more responsible in the gay world. And now that the specter of AIDS has dimmed because people have lived for a few years, it's all gone completely nuts again. And people are doing these rages with 9,000 people and so on.

1:28:52 Drew It's even worse because people are living decades with this virus and they can live to spread it. If they engage in these big group things, there's really opportunity for more exposure.

1:29:02 Lisa Ann Walter And again, this guy is young, I bet you he's the star there. He's probably, you know, got a lot of attention on him.

1:29:07 Adam Fresh meat, yeah.

1:29:08 Lisa Ann Walter Exactly. Exactly. It's going to be, he's going to be the center of attention.

1:29:11 Adam Like, let me explain the gay lifestyle.

1:29:13 Lisa Ann Walter Go ahead, Adam.

1:29:14 Adam It is, besides the heavy recycling, which I really respect them for, it's always going to be debaucherous because-

1:29:20 Lisa Ann Walter Because there's no girls to put on the brakes because they get pregnant.

1:29:22 Adam That's right. Not only is it debaucherous because it's guys deciding on when and how much sex we should have.

1:29:28 Lisa Ann Walter Oh, you look good. Let's do it. Okay.

1:29:30 Adam Yeah. The gay guys invented something called a glory hole.

1:29:33 Lisa Ann Walter Hello.

1:29:35 Adam I mean, do you think hetero guys would have invented that too, Adam?

1:29:38 Lisa Ann Walter If there was anybody on the other side sucking.

1:29:40 Adam Right. Besides a dude.

1:29:42 Lisa Ann Walter Right.

1:29:42 Adam Absolutely. But it's always going to be a little debaucherous. And the number two thing is these are guys that are usually not held back too much by things like, you know, religion and family and stuff like that. They're gay, for Christ's sake. They're on the hunt.

1:29:57 Lisa Ann Walter It's not that they're not held back by religion and family. It's just that it's all hidden. It's all secretive, which, you know, it was why you're in a dungeon on Tuesday night.

1:30:05 Adam They're punishing God and mom at the same time.

1:30:08 Lisa Ann Walter By spanking somebody.

1:30:09 Adam Absolutely.

1:30:10 Lisa Ann Walter So what's my excuse?

1:30:12 Adam So not only do you have guys who are hell bent on, you know.

1:30:16 Lisa Ann Walter Hell bent for leather?

1:30:17 Adam Hell bent for the leather. But, you know, there's even an extra added sort of edge of its payback time. So it's always going to be a mess. So everyone put a condom on.

1:30:26 Lisa Ann Walter Or two.

1:30:27 Adam Or two.

1:30:28 Lisa Ann Walter And the waiver as well.

1:30:29 Adam And we'll be back. Hey, everybody. Lisa Ann Walter is here from the Emeril and the Parent Trap and all that stuff. We're just having an interesting, heady discussion on the NAFTA Treaty and whether that's helped her, the North American economy.

1:31:19 Lisa Ann Walter I'm so hot right now.

1:31:21 Adam Actually, she was talking about ass effing, as she would say in the spread of AIDS. Hey, Drew?

1:31:27 Drew Yeah.

1:31:28 Adam You doing all right?

1:31:29 Drew Sorry I missed that discussion.

1:31:30 Lisa Ann Walter You should have been here, Drew. We talked about you.

1:31:34 Adam Diana?

1:31:35 Caller Uh-huh.

1:31:36 Adam You're 19?

1:31:37 Caller Uh-huh.

1:31:38 Adam What's up?

1:31:39 Caller Well, okay.

1:31:41 Caller My question for Drew. Okay. I read up on the symptoms for TSS, toxic shock syndrome. And I have a lot of the symptoms, but I'm also a methamphetamine user. And I don't know if those symptoms could be because of that, too.

1:32:03 Drew Well, toxic shock, you'd be in the hospital right now.

1:32:05 Lisa Ann Walter And wait, Drew, I had toxic shock when I was 18. And you are in the hospital with a very high fever. And you'd know. Diana, you'd know. You'd know the minute your fever started spiking upwards of 104.

1:32:20 Drew Yeah.

1:32:20 Lisa Ann Walter You'd become confused.

1:32:21 Drew You get a terrible rash, high fevers, kidneys start to fail. It's very rapidly progressive, and it's not something you walk around with and call radio shows.

1:32:30 Lisa Ann Walter Exactly.

1:32:32 Adam But something like being a meth addict, well that can make you think you have certain things that maybe you don't have.

1:32:38 Drew Absolutely.

1:32:39 Adam So there's the thing to focus on.

1:32:40 Caller Well, no, because I do have a lot of the symptoms.

1:32:42 Adam I know. But the number one focus should be the meth right now, don't you think?

1:32:47 Drew Yeah. You have a fatal condition. It's called addiction. And that's what needs to be dealt with.

1:32:53 Caller Yeah. I know that.

1:32:55 Drew All right. Don't worry about toxic shock. Worry about your amphetamine addiction. That is a serious and potentially life-threatening problem.

1:33:01 Lisa Ann Walter Where do you think you got the toxic shock? I mean, what is it in your head that's playing, that's making you think that's what it is?

1:33:07 Caller What do you mean? Like, why do I think I have it?

1:33:09 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah.

1:33:10 Caller Yeah.

1:33:11 Caller Well, because of all the systems that I have and because I have used like, my mom always buys bigger tampons than I need.

1:33:20 Lisa Ann Walter Right.

1:33:21 Caller So I've used them like a lot of, like I've-

1:33:23 Lisa Ann Walter But you replace them? You replace them like you're supposed to? I mean, every-

1:33:26 Caller Now, yeah, I have.

1:33:28 Lisa Ann Walter But you've left one in for 12 hours and now you think you've got toxic shock?

1:33:30 Caller Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

1:33:31 Lisa Ann Walter Okay. So you've never left one in for like a really long time?

1:33:33 Caller No, no, no. I just always use the bigger size than I should have.

1:33:36 Lisa Ann Walter That's not going to give it to you, sweetheart.

1:33:38 Caller No?

1:33:38 Lisa Ann Walter No.

1:33:39 Adam No. Everyone would have.

1:33:40 Lisa Ann Walter It's just a little dry and uncomfortable, but that's not going to give you toxic shock. You have to leave one in like two days and even then it's not guaranteed. There's a whole lot of other things that come into play.

1:33:49 Drew Diana, you're thinking is not right. I'm very worried about this amphetamine problem. That is a, for drop everything else and focus on the amphetamine addiction.

1:33:59 Caller Oh, I have. I know it's a problem and I've tried to, I mean, I've gone for house.

1:34:05 Adam All right. Well, stick with it and give it up, please. It's the worst, most insidious habit of them all.

1:34:11 Lisa Ann Walter You sound smart and wonderful, sweetheart. Don't do that to yourself.

1:34:14 Caller Yeah, I know. Thank you.

1:34:15 Adam Take care of it. And don't get pregnant.

1:34:18 Caller Of course not.

1:34:18 Adam All right, baby.

1:34:19 Lisa Ann Walter Keep that tampon in.

1:34:20 Adam That's right. Tampons. Moms buys tampons. They're too big.

1:34:25 Lisa Ann Walter That's a problem though. If you've ever had one that's too big, it's uncomfortable.

1:34:27 Adam Well, my mom used to buy big tampons for my sister, hoping she'd grow into them.

1:34:32 Lisa Ann Walter It was like a thing in your house? Like a giant condom?

1:34:34 Drew They really were cheap in your house, weren't they?

1:34:36 Adam Yeah, like when they'd buy tennis shoes for nine-year-olds. Like you buy them a size and a half big.

1:34:41 Lisa Ann Walter Hey, listen, I've had four kids, I still use a slender. It's called Kegels, honey. It works.

1:34:45 Adam Oh, I thought it was called Kegels.

1:34:46 Lisa Ann Walter Whatever. It's called squeezing your coochie. It works.

1:34:53 Adam Carol?

1:34:53 Caller Hi.

1:34:54 Adam You're 18. Yeah. I'm going to read your question. You want to know if it's safe for you to sell your eggs for thousands?

1:35:03 Caller Yeah.

1:35:04 Caller No, it's because I've been really interested in it, like for a while now.

1:35:08 Adam Well, all right. What are your qualifications?

1:35:11 Caller None of the above.

1:35:13 Adam Well, are you good looking?

1:35:15 Caller Yeah, I'm all right, I guess.

1:35:17 Lisa Ann Walter What are your SAT scores?

1:35:19 Caller I mean, I'm all right, I guess.

1:35:21 Adam You're all right looking.

1:35:22 Drew You're fat.

1:35:24 Adam What are your, Drew, please. Are you intelligent?

1:35:28 Caller Yes.

1:35:29 Adam Where are you going? Junior college?

1:35:31 Caller Not yet.

1:35:32 Adam But you're planning on it?

1:35:33 Caller Yes.

1:35:34 Adam You just dropped 15 grand off those eggs.

1:35:37 Caller I'm planning to be an automotive technician.

1:35:39 Lisa Ann Walter That's good. Why are you selling your eggs, honey? Just go rack up the bucks doing, you know, like transmission.

1:35:46 Adam Ike eggs? Come on. How much do you think you can get for these eggs?

1:35:50 Caller I'm really not interested that much in the money. I'm more like interested in just like doing something for somebody else.

1:35:57 Lisa Ann Walter Oh, that's sweet.

1:35:58 Adam Oh, that's nice. Drew? Yeah. What about, how involved is it for them to stimulate the women and get the eggs there?

1:36:05 Drew Well, it's a pretty involved process. The ovaries have to be hyper stimulated and we really don't know the long-term consequences of that. There's some concern that may increase the risk of ovarian cancer and things can go wrong. The ovaries can actually become so large and stimulated, they actually outstrip their blood supply and can die.

1:36:21 Adam Well, so here's-

1:36:21 Drew It can be a mess. But it's done a lot.

1:36:24 Adam You overreact a lot.

1:36:25 Drew No, I'm just saying, I want her to know it's not without risk. To get the eggs, they have to go in and either stick a needle through the vaginal wall or actually do a laparoscopy, which is kind of a surgery.

1:36:34 Adam Here's my point. Would they harvest an egg from somebody who had kids just to give one away?

1:36:41 Drew Well, I think there's an industry doing that.

1:36:43 Adam Okay. All right. We'll take a break. We'll be back.

1:36:47 Caller All right, guys. Here's the deal. You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:36:52 Lisa Ann Walter One call is all you need to make.

1:36:53 Caller Call the Dateline. 877-889-DATE. Call the Dateline.

1:37:32 Adam Hey, Drew.

1:37:33 Caller Yeah.

1:37:33 Adam You split? No? That's you?

1:37:35 Drew No. I'm here.

1:37:36 Adam All right. So when should we start watching the M-Roll again in December?

1:37:40 Lisa Ann Walter Yeah, first week of December, they say. Hopefully.

1:37:42 Adam And Parent Trap coming out on DVD with a forward by Dr. Drew.

1:37:46 Lisa Ann Walter I'm sure it's already been out and back. What else? Oh, Strong Medicine on November 18th on Lifetime.

1:37:53 Adam We don't watch Lifetime.

1:37:54 Lisa Ann Walter Oh, come on. It's really fun. I play a comic who's trying to break into the waitress at a comedy club is trying to break in the business is lying to everybody that she's 35 and she's really 50 and going through menopause. And I'd wear age makeup. It was great.

1:38:05 Adam They'd wear AIDS makeup?

1:38:06 Lisa Ann Walter Age, like lines and stuff.

1:38:08 Adam Yeah.

1:38:09 Lisa Ann Walter That's fun.

1:38:10 Adam That was just a stupid joke. All right.

1:38:12 Lisa Ann Walter Well, you know, it's got Rosa Blasey. She's hot. She's going to be a maxim.

1:38:16 Adam Rosa Blasey?

1:38:17 Lisa Ann Walter Do you know her?

1:38:18 Adam She's the wrestler?

1:38:19 Lisa Ann Walter No, she's gorgeous. I'm surprised you don't know her.

1:38:21 Adam That's Freddie Blasey.

1:38:22 Lisa Ann Walter I'm going to make her come in. You'll love her.

1:38:24 Adam Rosa Blasey's been in? Oh yeah, she's dynamite. She's one of our best guests. I know her well. We went out for a beer after the show. All right, well, we'll get her back in here. Thanks, Lisa. We do appreciate it.

1:38:35 Lisa Ann Walter I had a great time.

1:38:36 Adam You're a great guest, by the way.

1:38:37 Lisa Ann Walter Thanks, Adam.

1:38:38 Adam And until next time, is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo?

1:38:41 Lisa Ann Walter It's called Kegels, honey. It works.

1:38:44 Adam Oh, I thought it was called Kegels.

1:38:45 Lisa Ann Walter Whatever. It's called squeezing your coochie. It works.

1:38:49 This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Dan Wilkins Dingold. Loveline is the presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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