Episode 1000754886220

6:55 Voiceover It's meant for an adult audience. Listener discretion is advised.

7:09 Voiceover Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

7:14 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, yeah. Board-certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Dr. Drew's in Atlanta tonight.

7:25 Drew Nice.

7:26 Adam Is that true?

7:27 Drew Yeah, right here on Peachtree Street.

7:29 Adam How's that going?

7:30 Great.

7:31 Adam All righty.

7:32 Drew How are you doing?

7:34 Adam Yeah, I got this head cold kicking in.

7:37 Drew Good times.

7:37 Adam Yeah, good times. Thanks for the flu shot yesterday.

7:40 Drew Well, it's a good thing it didn't cover colds. You got it. You got your carrot juice there?

7:44 Adam No, I don't. And how dare you? This it's it's it's been hanging around for a couple of days. And you know what? Made its move today.

7:53 Drew Yeah. Yeah. It's actually one of the reasons I think I was thinking about giving you the flu shot. You've been complaining for about a week about vague symptoms and how here we are.

8:01 Adam Yeah.

8:01 Drew How's your arm? Feel?

8:03 Adam Oh, from where you gave me the flu shot?

8:04 Drew Yeah.

8:05 Adam Feels fine.

8:06 Drew When there isn't there. Tara don't call me Tara's complaining like crazy.

8:09 Adam Oh, really? She's she has she has what you call a weak constitution.

8:16 Drew Is that what you call that?

8:17 Adam Yeah.

8:18 Drew Yeah. She wanted to survive long around you and your friends.

8:21 Adam No, she would have never made it back in the day. She's you know, she's a she's a frail little flower. She's she's meant to be admired and looked at and stroked and smelled, smelt, smelded. All right. So Drew in Atlanta, what time is it? Was it two hours there or three hours?

8:42 Drew Three. It's one o'clock.

8:43 Adam Good times. Yeah. How'd it go for you today?

8:46 Drew Nice. You know, I'm this business of getting on planes for four or five hours. I think I don't even notice it anymore.

8:51 Adam How was how was the airport? Better.

8:54 Drew Empty.

8:55 Adam Well, it was empty last time, wasn't it?

8:58 Drew Yeah. I mean, I bet better than it continues to be better than it used to be getting through an airport.

9:02 Adam Right. So you just blew right through there.

9:05 Drew Oh, and I was at the Delta counter. I flew Delta and they were fantastic. But they reminded me that you had to disparage them more than once on the air. Well, they were the airline that was bizarre as it is. I was telling you last night how happy it was flying Delta because they always left on time because of that law, that rule, they shut the door, no matter what, with 10 minutes ago.

9:25 Adam The one, the time you were on the plane and they wouldn't let me on the plane, and you got off of the plane, and then we were both stuck off of the plane.

9:34 Drew Standing there waving at the pilot for half an hour.

9:35 Adam And your $2,000 camel hair duster was on the plane that your wife got you and was going to cut your balls off if she found out that you left it on the plane.

9:45 Drew Well, when I'm flying without you, I love the fact they shut the door at a certain time because the plane leaves at a certain time that way.

9:51 Adam All right. So you got off on time.

9:53 Drew Yeah, it's great.

9:54 Adam Good times. All right. And the airport, LAX, you blew right through there.

9:59 Drew Yeah, it's easier than it was two months ago.

10:01 Adam All right.

10:02 Drew I recommend people fly.

10:04 Adam All right, Drew.

10:05 Well, that's not I don't economy.

10:06 Adam This is what we were looking for, though. It wasn't.

10:08 Drew It's bad. It's bad for the airlines. I mean, all right.

10:11 Adam But it keeps all the riffraff off the planes.

10:13 Drew I know. I know you're literally a millionaire. I'll have to have your certain kind of care.

10:18 Adam Well, you know, me, Drew, I don't like deal dealing with what I call commoners. These are regular folks. Sometimes they brush up against you when you're getting on to the plane. They look at you as they pass you in first class. You know what I mean?

10:32 Drew I know what you mean. Yeah.

10:33 Adam Yeah. All right. You got, do you have a computer there? I guess you do. Hey, John. Yeah. You're 24.

10:41 Caller I'm 24 in Berkeley.

10:42 Adam What's up?

10:43 Caller I'm a long time Loveline listener. Love you guys ever since the poor man days.

10:48 Drew But you're not old enough for that.

10:50 Are you?

10:51 Caller I wasn't a fully aware listener at the time, but he couldn't talk yet when he was listening.

10:58 Adam Were you, are you from LA?

11:00 Caller I'm from Miffin Viejo and OC.

11:02 Adam Oh, perfect. All right, buddy. What's your question?

11:06 Caller My question is, can I transfer jock itch to a woman through sex? Is it an STD?

11:14 Adam What is it?

11:16 Drew Is it a fungus, Drew? It's a fungus. And some body funguses are transmissible. I've never heard of jock itch going from person to person. So if it is, it must not be very transmissible. And guys get it as a result of keeping that environment kind of moist out on the athletic fields and hanging the jock up in the locker without properly sort of cleaning it. I've not heard of it being sexually transmitted.

11:41 Adam What does your lady friend have?

11:43 Caller I don't have one right now, but I certainly wouldn't want to get in a position where I'd be worrying about that.

11:50 Drew These days, it should be so easy to clear that up. Just keep it dry, get some Lamisil or Lote Tremendous. These things over the counter that you've got right now, there's a ton of great antifungal creams you can get that are extremely effective. Just go do that.

12:02 Adam Wear boxer shorts, right?

12:04 Caller I do. I think I actually got it staying at my unclean friend's house for a while.

12:09 Drew Wait a minute. Have you tried the antifungal creams over the counter?

12:13 Caller I tried the spray, I think, Defenax and it's improved it, but I've been pretty bad about consistently using it.

12:20 Drew All right. Lamisil is one of the stronger antifungal agents. Why don't you get some of that?

12:24 Adam And dump some of that talc down your shorts before you leave the house. It mops up all the excess moisture.

12:30 Drew Don't leave home without the talc.

12:32 Caller You should use like a chamois jockstrap or something.

12:35 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

12:36 Drew Literally, when I...

12:37 Adam Take a squeegee to your balls every night before you go to bed.

12:40 Drew A lot of my older patients get various kinds of yeast and fungus is down there. And I tell them to take out a hand-held hairdryer and just get it just completely dried out. Really helps.

12:49 Adam Oh, that's a beautiful picture. Some 80 year old guy sitting on the head with the hairdryer halfway up his ass blowing those gray pubic hairs around.

12:59 Drew Yeah, the ones I'm talking about don't have the strength to get on to the head.

13:03 Adam So Stuart, yeah, you're 13.

13:06 Caller Yeah.

13:06 Adam What's up?

13:08 Caller Well, my best friend's sister ran away, right?

13:11 Adam Yeah.

13:11 Caller And we saw her at the store and we think she told us where she was and everything. And she told us that she had lost her virginity and been doing other stuff.

13:21 Drew OK, how old is she?

13:22 She is 16.

13:24 Drew And why did she run away? What does she say?

13:27 Caller Why did she run away?

13:29 I don't really know.

13:30 Caller She got mad at her dad and there's other things involved. I don't all know what, but was he beaten on her? No, he wasn't beaten on her.

13:37 Adam How did she work?

13:39 Caller She used to have an abusive dad.

13:40 Adam Her stepdad's fine, but that makes him suspect too, though, because it means mama probably find another abuser.

13:48 Caller It's pretty nice.

13:50 Adam OK. And how did she weave in the lost the virginity part when you were talking to her at the store?

13:56 Drew Right at the AMPM.

13:58 Caller Yeah, no, we were we went in her car.

14:00 Adam Oh, and you got into that. That's nice. And where is she staying?

14:04 Caller She is actually in an abandoned building.

14:07 Drew Oh, wow. Good. That's not good. You need to find a way to help her.

14:12 Caller I'm wondering if I should tell the mom because yeah, really, this is there's a difference. She's done it. She's done like three other times.

14:19 Drew Well, be that as it may, there's a difference between keeping confidence and secrets that are sick, frankly, that hurt people if you sort of feed into their desire to stay under people's radar. This is her doing things that are dangerous, putting yourself in harm's way. She may not trust you as a friend because of it, but you're actually doing what's right, which is to try to help her.

14:44 That's what my friend said.

14:45 Caller Well, hold on there, Stuart.

14:46 Caller Yeah.

14:47 Adam Do you know what building she's in?

14:49 Caller Yeah, I actually do.

14:51 Adam You do? All right. Well, tell mom and tell mom where she is.

14:54 Drew And if you don't want to go through the parents, you could even tell the Department of Social Services, some specific agency to try to go help her.

15:00 Adam Tell your friend. It's your best friend's sister, right? Yeah.

15:04 Drew He was there, right?

15:06 He just doesn't want to tell his mom.

15:08 Drew He was there when they found her.

15:09 Adam Well, that's weird. But look, if she said, this is the building I'm staying in and her brother was standing there, then she's asking whether she knows it consciously or not. That's a cry for help. I mean, she's asking to be discovered. If you don't want to be discovered while your own brother is standing there and you know he's going home, you're not going to say where you're staying.

15:32 Drew The word discover no longer applies.

15:35 Adam Right.

15:36 Drew Right. She's she's she's telling you where she is. I mean, there's no discovery. Right.

15:40 Adam But she's saying don't tell anybody.

15:42 Drew That's ridiculous.

15:42 Adam OK, Drew, what are you sitting on? A chew toy? Or what's all that squeaking going on between your legs?

15:48 Drew There was this. All of a sudden, it all stopped.

15:51 Adam Oil your chair, please.

15:52 Drew I'm trying to make it squeak and it won't.

15:54 Adam Nina. There you go. Nina. Nina. Nina. Nina. You're a 20. And I called him Nina because I had a neighbor. I had a name. I grew up with a neighbor named Nina for some reason name like Nina. Must have. All right.

16:12 Drew So what's before you read those?

16:13 Adam So I was 28.

16:16 Drew That's my point.

16:17 Adam Go ahead.

16:18 I'm 20. My I have a question for Dr. Drew. My breasts are two different sizes.

16:25 Adam Bigger and bigger.

16:26 One cup size different to really happen that way since, you know, since my mid teens, since I was growing.

16:36 Adam So A and C or B and D, I'm going A and C and double D.

16:42 Oh, hold on.

16:43 Adam Hold on a second. Did you say B?

16:46 D, D, double D and double D and C.

16:53 Adam Hold on. That's three brass.

16:55 Drew Yeah, I heard B and double D.

16:57 C and double D.

16:59 Adam C and double D.

17:01 Yeah.

17:01 Adam Okay. I thought you said D and double D. Yeah. C and double D. All right. I would focus on the double D if I was dating you. That would be my angle. And I would pair that up with my one ball that is bigger. That would be my dating strategy if Nina and I were together.

17:18 Drew Where would you find the bigger penis?

17:20 Adam How dare you, Drew? Keep it up your ass. Nina? Yeah. Yeah. We get this call all the time.

17:28 Drew Yeah. Different directionality, different sizes, very common. Plastic surgeons correct this kind of thing all the time. If you're interested, but it sounds like Adam, who is sort of a connoisseur of this sort of thing, is not the least bit slowed down.

17:42 Adam No, you give me one nostril that's two cup sizes bigger. I got a problem with that. The breast is OK. We know when you put a bra on and put a sweater on, does it look fine?

17:54 It depends on what I'm wearing. I mean, like a cardigan or something with a, you know, like a button. You can't really tell that much.

18:01 Adam Right.

18:02 But it depends. I mean, it's, you know, it makes me self-conscious, but.

18:07 Drew Your boyfriend now?

18:08 No.

18:09 Adam All right. Is one, is the C a big C at least?

18:14 The C is perfect. Like, if my other one was, you know, the same shape and size as the C would be ideal.

18:23 Adam But it's really a double D.

18:25 Yeah.

18:25 Adam And what do you do for a bra?

18:28 I just, you know, have to adjust the straps. And I usually, you know, go for a D. So it's in between. Right.

18:34 Adam Smart. Well, if you got to go under the surgeon's knife, bring the C up to the double D. Don't bring the double D down to the C.

18:43 I don't know about that.

18:45 Adam You know what I mean?

18:45 Drew That's a perfect one, Adam.

18:46 Adam What's wrong with that?

18:47 Drew Hey, most women, they go under the knife looking for C. They're either coming down to C or going up to C. Is that interesting?

18:55 Adam No, not for me. It's not.

18:56 Drew I know. It's a shame for you.

18:57 Adam It's interesting for you.

18:58 Drew Yeah.

18:59 Adam Hey, Nina. Yeah. What's wrong with the double D one?

19:03 Drew Oh, yeah. Your mission in life is not to talk this girl out of it.

19:05 Adam Well, well, is it too big? Is it misshapen?

19:08 It's too big. It's just it's uncomfortable.

19:11 Adam Is it lost its shape because of its size?

19:14 It's lost its shape from the beginning.

19:17 Adam It never had good shape.

19:18 Yeah.

19:19 Adam So it's the bad breast. We all have that. I got every family has a bad breast.

19:24 Drew It was a good twin and a bad to evil twin.

19:26 Adam Yeah, it's the evil breast.

19:28 Thanks.

19:28 Adam It's got the goatee and it wears the dark sunglasses. OK, drives the black truck. So OK, then bring the double D down to a C.

19:37 OK, but so you know, it's it's normal. It's nothing.

19:41 Drew Yes, it doesn't mean anything is wrong with you. It's fine.

19:45 Adam That was me. Jesus Christ. I've never I must be sick. I pushed a button I haven't pushed in six years on this phone, Drew.

19:52 Drew Are you taking cold medicine or something?

19:54 Adam No, I took I took a couple of those couple of those contact, you know, things to dry up.

20:00 Drew Yeah, well, those wouldn't be cold medicines.

20:03 Adam Well, those are cold medicine, right?

20:04 Drew That's what I asked. You're becoming a caller right in front of my eyes. Well, what I said, you have you do you get cold medicine? No, I took a couple of contact. Let's reenact.

20:13 Adam Well, OK, but but hold on a second. Wiseacre, you're suggesting that I'm out of it, right? And so I thought you were alluding to something like Nyquil that I was talking to you about.

20:24 Drew No, contact will really put you on your keister.

20:27 Adam Really?

20:28 Drew Oh, yeah.

20:29 Adam It speeds you up, though, doesn't it?

20:31 Drew It's got a couple of things in it, but it can make you fly.

20:34 Adam Hold on. Who's doing that? Anderson is at you now. Anderson's not doing that. What the hell's going on over here?

20:40 Drew Anderson's doing it. Hey, the engineer over here that runs our show at...

20:44 Adam Wait a minute. What will those contacts do? Jesus Christ, what is that?

20:48 Drew It's you hearing things. It'll make you hear things.

20:51 Adam No, that's me. That's me. And that's me. But whatever else...

20:55 Caller You're insane.

20:56 Adam It's not me. That's not me. It's Anderson.

21:01 Caller Really?

21:02 Drew It's Tara. The engineer here gave me some Howard Cosell drops for you.

21:07 Adam Oh, really? Yeah. I like to hear those.

21:08 Drew I'll get back.

21:09 Adam So what will that contact cold medicine do to me?

21:12 Drew Exactly what's happening.

21:14 Adam What are you talking about?

21:15 Drew Make you...

21:15 Adam Who is this? Now, what will it do? Drew, you're the biggest lightweight in the world. And you know I'm not.

21:22 Drew I know you're not, but this has got you.

21:23 Adam Just tell me what this stuff will do.

21:25 Drew It can make you a little foggy, a little disorganized, give you trouble concentrating, make you tired.

21:29 Adam Doesn't make you tired, though. I thought it makes you a little zippy.

21:32 Drew You can do either.

21:33 Adam Okay. Thanks. Thanks for that. So it could make you tired or it can make you zippy.

21:37 Drew Or you can do both. It can make you feel speeded up and make you kind of dulled and fatigued.

21:41 Adam Darryl, Darryl.

21:43 Yeah, I'm here.

21:44 Adam You're 20. What's up?

21:45 Caller Yeah, I started masturbating when I was about 15.

21:49 Adam Hold on. Let me get the scratch band out.

21:51 Drew That's shocking. Wait a minute. Get the call. The news broadcasters.

21:53 Caller Hold on.

21:54 Adam 15.

21:55 Caller All right.

21:55 Adam Go ahead.

21:56 Caller Yeah. I heard somewhere where if you pinch below your legs under your penis, you can stop the semen from coming out.

22:02 Adam True.

22:03 Drew That's right. That is true.

22:06 Oh my God.

22:08 Caller Somebody hold the phones.

22:10 I can't believe that.

22:11 Caller That's true. Yeah. So, okay.

22:13 Drew We need those guys back.

22:15 Caller So I did this about half the time, right? About five years. And now I guess a couple of months ago, I started coughing this stuff up and it kind of tastes like semen.

22:25 Adam Yeah.

22:25 Caller Well, that's what it is.

22:27 Caller So I don't know if I burst something.

22:30 Adam No, you're coughing it up. It's in your lungs.

22:33 Drew That's what happens. Did you finish high school, Darryl?

22:36 Adam No, he's BSing. He coughed up something that tastes like semen. Let me tell you what you're coughing up. You're coughing up your boyfriend's semen. That's not your semen. You should have told the guy to pull out.

22:49 Caller No, I'm pretty serious. This happens.

22:52 Adam I like that delayed.

22:55 Drew Darryl, that semen, you're put him on hold. I can't stand this. Okay. If he's not BS-ing, the degree of ignorance is, I can't handle it. When you do that little technique of pushing under the perineum there, it pushes the semen back into your bladder and then you pee it out. Doesn't go anywhere else. It goes into your bladder.

23:16 Adam You don't cough it up?

23:17 Drew There's no way to connect your semen to your respiratory system.

23:22 Adam Uh-huh. And isn't it risk-respiratory system?

23:26 Drew I wouldn't vomit it up either.

23:27 Adam What if your boyfriend was getting you from the rear end and he didn't pull out? Would you cough that up?

23:32 Drew No, I wouldn't cough that up either.

23:34 Adam Interesting.

23:35 Drew If he was even putting it in your mouth, unless you inhaled deeply, it would bypass the lungs.

23:43 Adam All right, pick another call, Drew. Adam?

23:47 Caller Yeah?

23:48 Adam You're 14?

23:49 Drew Yeah.

23:50 Caller I was wondering if Syroquill and Paxil had anything to do with weight gain? Yes.

23:58 Drew Both can. I would be more apt to blame the Syroquill.

24:03 Caller The Syroquill?

24:04 Drew Yeah, but they both can. They both definitely can. Pretty much all the psychiatrically active, the psychotropic meds can cause weight gain or weight loss. They change your appetite centers a little bit.

24:14 Caller Yeah, because when I was a kid, I was like really skinny. Yeah.

24:17 Adam Well, how are you doing now?

24:19 Caller I'm about 240, but I don't look it.

24:21 Caller I'm like about...

24:23 Drew You're fat. You might talk to the doctor about it. There are things that can be added to or maybe get some vacation off, a holiday off some of these drugs to try to get your diet under control a bit. It's hard to lose the weight. Once that weight has been established with these medications, it's very hard to lose.

24:37 Adam Really?

24:38 Drew Yeah.

24:38 Adam Why?

24:39 Drew I don't know why. I don't have an explanation for it. It's been my experience that people have a difficult time losing it. You know, your body fights to stay at whatever weight you've had it at for a while. You know what I mean?

24:49 Adam Yeah.

24:49 Drew And if you've been taking medicines for a year and your body has been there for a year, it'll fight to stay there.

24:54 Adam Well, has it been there for a while?

24:57 Caller Well, it started getting drastic for like maybe six months.

25:01 Drew Yeah.

25:02 Caller The last six months it's been bad. Well, I see what like Adam was talking about like the other day about how it's like the anti-depressants don't help actually worsen that because you get way gained sexual problems.

25:13 Caller Yeah.

25:13 Adam Was I saying that, Drew?

25:14 Caller No.

25:15 Drew What I was saying was you shouldn't be satisfied with incomplete treatment. And incomplete treatment includes side effects that are unacceptable that could affect your relationships that could really substantially influence the quality of life that you maintain.

25:30 Caller Right.

25:31 Adam Meanwhile, his only relationship is with his older brother's Wee magazines. They still have those Wees?

25:38 Caller Adam, Adam, or Wee as we use them.

25:41 Adam What the hell are they spelled that?

25:43 Caller O-U-I-Rs?

25:44 Drew Oh my God.

25:45 Adam Thank you for that call back. Hey, Adam.

25:48 Caller Yeah.

25:50 Adam You say you're 240, but you don't look it.

25:52 Caller No, everyone says I look about 180 when I tell them my real weight. They're like, really? Oh my God.

25:57 Adam Yeah, they're just being nice to 14 and 240, though.

26:00 Caller That's to play football.

26:02 Caller I mean, I'm 5'10.

26:04 Play football?

26:05 Caller No, I know.

26:06 Adam But hold on, let's everyone do that. You know, I'm 6'2, and if I get over 200 pounds, I start looking fat. If I get over like 195, I start looking fat.

26:15 Drew You know, some people, though, just don't, you know what I mean? They just look big.

26:18 Adam Yeah, they look big. But 5'10, they ain't. Damien, how tall are you?

26:24 Drew Me?

26:25 Adam No, I'm asking 5'9. 5'9. How much do you weigh? Our phone screener, Damien, is a pretty stout, pretty stout fella.

26:33 Drew He's lean, though.

26:34 Adam Well, no, I don't mean fat, and I don't really mean husky, but he's a big bone guy.

26:39 Drew Yeah, big guy.

26:39 Adam I mean, he looks like a good middle linebacker. He's 5'9. He's 190, right?

26:44 Drew Okay.

26:45 Adam 195. So this guy's got an inch and 45 pounds on Damien. That's a jukebox there. Okay. Well, maybe just got like heavy teeth. All right. You play sports?

26:58 Caller Yes, I play soccer.

26:59 Drew There you go. Ooh, defense, defense.

27:04 Adam Okay. Why don't you play some football? Put that, put that girth to use.

27:09 Caller Yeah. And I have one other question.

27:11 Adam Yeah. Okay.

27:12 Caller How was Adam discovered?

27:13 Caller Like, how were you discovered?

27:15 Drew I discovered him. Honestly, I was no credit for that, but I discovered it.

27:19 Adam I was at a place called the Brown Derby eating lunch when Louis B. Mayer pulled in.

27:24 Drew It was DuPars, remember?

27:26 Adam Yes. How was I discovered? I was a boxing instructor and I was teaching my good partner, Jimmy Kimmel, how to box, even though I didn't know who he was at the time.

27:38 Drew You know, tell the whole story. Let's tell the story.

27:40 Adam I did say porn in the late seventies. All right. I'll tell the story. Here's the thing I want all the kids to know too. When I volunteered to teach Jimmy Kimmel how to box for a morning radio stunt about six or seven years ago, I did not know him before that time. People seem to have trouble, you know, when you're friends with somebody or you're partners with somebody. They figured, oh, you taught him how to box, but you must have known him before that somehow.

28:10 Drew Or that's your break, Adam. You knew Jimmy Kimmel.

28:13 Adam Yes, I did not know Jimmy Kimmel. I heard Kevin Bean, the Flagship Station Morning Show over here in Los Angeles, talking about boxing, and I was working as a boxing instructor. So I called up to train either Jimmy or Michael, the maintenance man, the guy he was going to box to box. I didn't know either one of them, and I didn't care which one I trained. I just happened to get Jimmy. I trained.

28:38 Drew You had a little bit of a plan. You thought you could do something on the radio.

28:41 Adam I mean, you know, I wanted to learn about the radio. I wanted to check it out. I just thought it would be cool just to go in one morning and take a look-see, but I didn't have any plan. I thought maybe I could answer the phones or something, maybe. Best case scenario. And I met Jimmy, and Jimmy turned out to be a good guy and a bad boxer. And I made friends with Jimmy. I only had like 10 days or less than two weeks to train him. And I made friends with him, and he lost the fight. But he said, you're a pretty funny guy. You ought to try to do something to get on the radio. So I came up with a character and I got on the radio and I did it a few times. And Drew, then you used to listen to the morning show and still do.

29:24 Drew I do listen every morning, but I used to listen to your Saturday shift.

29:28 Adam Oh, that's right. They gave me a little Saturday shift for my character.

29:33 Drew Yeah. And that's when I said, we got to get that guy up to an and actually was very enthusiastic about getting you up. And you came up as a guest.

29:39 Adam Remember that I was actually a guest on this show when it was a local LA show before I was the host of this show. Now, that is weird.

29:50 Drew Yeah, that is weird. And we thought nothing more of it because it was sort of a failure. And then but then the fellow that I was broadcasting with Ricky Rackham at the time passed on the opportunity to do the TV show.

30:00 Adam Right.

30:01 Drew And people turned to me and said, well, who do you want to do this? And I said, hell, if I know. And I thought of Adam a couple of days later. I know, I know.

30:10 Adam But you know, well, because I was the only person you knew.

30:13 Drew That's true. Yeah.

30:15 Adam Right.

30:16 Caller All right.

30:17 Adam So anyway, that's how I got on the radio. And the rest has been just a whirlwind romance between me and Drew.

30:23 Drew Yeah.

30:24 Adam Let's take ourselves a little break. When we come back, Drew, who do you want to talk to?

30:28 Drew Line one.

30:29 Adam Line one. That's Will. Will is 22. I want to know if it's normal for a guy his age to have wet dreams still. And you know my policy. I would pay $250 per wet dream. You know that, Drew?

30:45 Drew I thought it was a little higher than that.

30:46 Adam $350. And that's my final offer.

30:48 Drew Okay.

30:49 Adam It'd be like being with a prostitute.

30:51 Drew After your choice.

30:52 Adam Yes. After this.

31:02 Loveline, on 947-NRK.

31:11 Caller Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla on 94.7 NRK.

31:27 Adam Hey, everybody. It's me. It's your beloved Adam. And that's your consistent Dr. Drew. Drew's in Atlanta tonight. It's getting a little late over there for Dr. Drew.

31:41 Drew Consistent.

31:43 Adam You coming home tomorrow?

31:44 Drew After tomorrow.

31:45 Adam When you got going tomorrow?

31:47 Drew Speaking at the Roslyn Carter Center.

31:49 Adam Good times.

31:50 Drew Yeah, very good times.

31:51 Adam You gonna have dinner with her?

31:52 Drew I am gonna have dinner with her. I'm fascinated to see if Jimmy shows up. That'll be very, very interesting.

31:57 Adam You think they would. I mean, you figure it's his wife, right?

32:00 Drew It's his wife, but I bet he's on the road a lot doing stuff. But to me, that would be a huge deal to have dinner with Jimmy and Roslyn Carter.

32:08 Adam Yeah. She's got to be 80, right?

32:11 Drew She's got to be...

32:12 Adam Late 70s?

32:13 Drew Yeah. Oh, yeah.

32:14 Adam Getting up there. All right. Who are we gonna talk to? Will?

32:18 Drew No.

32:18 Adam No?

32:19 Drew Kelly.

32:19 Adam I thought we were gonna talk to Will.

32:20 Drew I know. But Kelly, I need to... Technically, I need to do Kelly. We're having a technical problem, but... Then we'll do Will.

32:28 Caller All right.

32:29 Adam Kelly? Hi. You're 21. What's up, niblets?

32:35 Guest Well, I have this problem.

32:37 Caller I got my nipples first about a year ago.

32:40 Guest And ever so often, I'll get like a green discharge and it'll come out of my nipple.

32:46 Drew Like if I'm that Adam, that is that is sexy.

32:49 Adam Yeah, it's green.

32:51 Well, it's like a light green, like kind of milky a little bit.

32:55 Adam Yeah.

32:55 Drew Yellow, yellow and green, right?

32:56 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

32:57 Drew It's bad news. That's infection.

33:00 Adam All right. What should she do?

33:02 Guest Like it'll it'll go away sometimes, but then it'll come back.

33:06 Drew And have you taken antibiotics for it? No, I would think you're only you have two options. One is obviously to take out the foreign body, the piercing.

33:16 Guest That's my problem.

33:17 Guest I can't take them out.

33:19 Adam Why?

33:20 Guest Because, okay, they're barbells and there's a ball on either side of them and they won't come undone. I even went back to my piercer and asked her to take them out and she couldn't.

33:30 Caller Oh, hold on.

33:31 Adam That's a chick. That's why I could get those things out. No problem.

33:35 Drew Yeah. There are tools that can break those things. No problem.

33:37 Adam Easily.

33:38 Drew No problem. You can go to a jeweler that can saw it in half.

33:40 Caller I'm not about to take a wire cutter to them.

33:43 Adam What's that?

33:43 Guest I said I'm not about to take a wire cutter to them.

33:46 Adam No, but one side is welded and the other side is threaded, right?

33:51 Yeah.

33:52 Adam So do you know which side's threaded?

33:54 Yeah.

33:55 Adam Okay. They have stuff. They have something called liquid wrench.

34:00 Yeah.

34:01 Adam It's not shaped like a wrench. It's really, it's just that it's physically liquid.

34:04 Drew And is it meant to be poured on nipples?

34:07 Adam Yes. It says right on the can for nipples. Nipple safe? It says for clit hoods too, actually. So I'm assuming it'll be safe.

34:16 Drew Same for clitoris. That's good.

34:17 Guest Yeah.

34:17 Adam It says hood, but I'm guessing, I'm guessing the clitoris.

34:21 Guest Who's the guest tonight?

34:22 Guest Who's the guest?

34:23 Adam You and your nipples.

34:24 Guest Yay.

34:25 Adam Okay. So hey, a scatterbrain, would you listen for five seconds?

34:30 Guest Yes.

34:30 Adam We're talking about your nipples.

34:32 Guest Yes.

34:32 Adam Okay. So here's what you do. You find the side that finally, by the way, we've been able to marry a mechanical problem with one of our bizarre medical problems.

34:43 Drew Yeah. Nice.

34:44 Adam Get this little liquid wrench stuff. You can get it at any hardware store. Okay?

34:48 Okay.

34:49 Adam Take the barbell and sort of lean it down so that the part that is threaded is down toward the floor. You know, tweak your nipples a little.

34:59 I got you.

34:59 Guest Yeah.

35:00 Adam And then just put a drop.

35:01 Drew You have to twist them like a propeller to get that thing upside down, right?

35:04 Adam Well, they're not sticking straight up. They're sticking left to right, right?

35:08 Guest Yeah.

35:08 Adam Yeah. So you just twist it a quarter turn. Just so it's basically heading down. And then you just put a little drop on the shaft there and it runs down to where the threads are.

35:21 Guest Okay.

35:21 Adam And you let it sit there for a few seconds. You do the same thing to the other side. And you just let it sit there for ten minutes. You don't let it rub in. Now just hold on a second. Then you got to grab yourself. You got any pliers?

35:36 Guest Yeah.

35:36 Adam You do?

35:37 Guest Yeah.

35:38 Adam You have any vise grips or just pliers?

35:40 Guest I have both, but.

35:43 Adam You know what the vise grips are?

35:45 Guest Yeah.

35:45 Adam Yeah. Take those vise grips and lock them on to the welded side.

35:51 Guest Okay.

35:51 Adam Just lock it on. And then just take the plier and make sure there's no skin underneath it. So if it slips off, you don't grab anything. As a matter of fact, why don't you take like a nice... You have anything made of leather?

36:04 Drew Where's she calling from? Maybe she can come down. You can show her, Adam.

36:06 Adam She's in Bakersfield. But seeing how she's living in Bakersfield, she probably has never reliable transportation or she wouldn't stay there.

36:15 Drew She has a telephone. She probably had to climb up the pole.

36:16 Adam Take like green acres. Take like a tube sock or something and rest it over your breast. So you have a little padding there and just grab on to it with the plier side and start turning it. It'll break loose.

36:28 Drew If not, the jewelers can actually take the things apart.

36:31 Adam We'll take an acetylene torch to it.

36:33 Drew And there is another option. You could take a course of antibiotics to see if you can eradicate. There may be just some small bits of bacteria left behind each time you get one of these infections and you could try to eradicate that. But the most desirable intervention would be to take out the barbell.

36:47 Adam Yeah, one of that things just seized on there. They should put a little anti-seize on there. It's a little molly lube on there before they clamp it up. Will?

36:58 Yes.

36:58 Adam You're 22.

37:00 Caller Yeah.

37:00 Adam What's up?

37:01 Caller Actually, it's kind of like a two-part question. OK, every once in a while, I guess I can't really control my dreams that well. And I have dreams of sexual things and I'll have a wet dream.

37:13 Adam Right.

37:13 Drew You say you can't control them and you can't force yourself to have one of these every night.

37:17 Caller No, I can't like no. But if I will, if I got a bit thinking about sex, I mean, if I go to bed thinking about something, that's pretty much what I'm going to dream about.

37:24 Caller Yeah. Wow.

37:25 Caller So if I go to bed thinking about sex and probably I have a dream about it, so I'll probably have a wet dream. And then also I wonder if maybe it's like something like if it's like psychological, like because also I don't have sex a whole lot, even though I'm married. But I was wondering if that's also a reason. Maybe I just get too excited and I can't last that long or having sex either.

37:43 Drew Yeah. But if you're not having sex very frequently, maybe that's the big problem. Maybe that's why you're sort of going off too quick is you're sort of built up.

37:50 Caller Yeah. Well, that's what I think. And would that could also be the reason for me having my wet dreams and stuff?

37:54 Drew Absolutely.

37:55 Adam That's the reason that's God jacking you off in the Bible.

38:00 Caller I don't jack off a whole lot, but I jack off enough to excrete my poisons.

38:07 Drew Put that on a loop, excrete my poisons.

38:12 Adam Wait a second. You don't have kids, do you? Well, no. Thank God. How often do you beat off?

38:18 Caller I do. I don't know. I'm not most people. I guess like once a week, twice a week.

38:22 Adam That ain't enough for 22 for not getting too much sex. That's why you're ruining the comforter every night.

38:28 Drew Why so infrequently with your wife?

38:30 Caller Well, she was raped when she was younger.

38:32 Drew Oh, boy.

38:33 Caller And so, yeah, she's it's one of those mental things for her that.

38:38 Adam Yeah. Well, that that listen, that's a tough situation. She's got to get herself some therapy for herself. Not so she can have. Yeah, that's that's fantastic. It's like someone with bad teeth, not liking dentists.

38:50 Caller Yeah.

38:51 Adam Tough ass. She's got to go more than regular people.

38:54 Caller Right. They don't do anything for her. They just ask her how she feels about it. And she's pretty much, I don't know, she says they don't really tell her any like yes or no questions, though.

39:01 Drew Well, that's good. After about nine years of that, she may understand what the process is about.

39:05 Caller Yeah.

39:05 Adam Right. She's got to get back involved with that. You understand? I know she likes to oversimplify and say there's nothing going on and they just say they just nod their head and that's it. She's got to get involved with that process. And you, your homework is to start beating off more. You beat off before you go to bed, I guarantee. I haven't had a wet, I've had like two wet dreams in the last 23 years.

39:29 Drew And think, Adam, all you'd have to do is skip like one day of activity.

39:32 Adam Not worth it. Not going to chance that. You know why, Drew? Because what if? No, no, listen. Rittle me this. What if, and just what if, I don't beat off one night before I go to bed? Yeah. And then for some reason, I don't have the wet dream. Oh, then who's to blame? Do you see what I'm saying? Now I'm behind and I'll never make it up again. I'll never get that one back. Do you understand what I'm saying?

40:03 Drew It's heartbreaking.

40:04 Adam Yeah. OK, wise guy. So next time you bring up an idea like that, a scheme like that, I suggest you think about it first. OK, I'm sorry. OK, man. Hey, I'm sorry for flying off there.

40:17 Drew No, I understand.

40:17 Adam That's just goddamn day call.

40:21 Drew Kim.

40:21 Adam Kim, go ahead.

40:23 Caller Hi.

40:24 Adam Yeah. Hi. What's up, Perky? You're 40.

40:27 Caller Yeah. Thank you so much for taking my call.

40:31 Adam Our pleasure.

40:32 Caller I just want to say I love you and Drew and I love the Man Show.

40:36 Adam Thank you.

40:37 Caller And I'm over here in Cincinnati and a beautiful country. Yeah.

40:44 Drew Oh yeah.

40:44 Caller The lovely Ohio.

40:45 Adam We went to Ohio. We went over to German town.

40:49 Caller We were at October 1st.

40:51 Drew No, no, no. We were in. Where were we? Cleveland?

40:54 Adam No. Where's Ohio State? Columbus?

40:59 Drew Columbus. We were in Columbus. Then we went to the German town outside of Columbus and had dinner at. I can't remember. Anyway, what's up, Kim?

41:07 Caller Okay. What I want to. I have a question since you're on the East Coast time tonight, Drew, so you know where I'm at. It's pretty late here. Well, after my kids went to sleep, I was mopping the floor and I slipped and I went down on my wrist. That's like I used to break my fall. And my hand has really swollen up. The pain goes all the way up to my elbow. And I can only like all my fingers are just, I mean, I just have no strength in them. I can't pick up even the lightest of anything.

41:50 Drew Can you bend your wrist at all?

41:52 Caller Not without pain.

41:54 Drew No, you probably broke it.

41:55 Adam Oh, come on, Drew.

41:56 Caller You think I broke it?

41:57 Drew Nah. Yeah, that's a real typical.

41:59 Adam I don't know if I sprained it or broke it.

42:01 Caller I can't get to an ER room tonight because my youngest one is seven and my oldest is 19, but my 19 year old, he is the soundest sleeper in the entire world.

42:13 Adam Well, wait a minute. Hold on.

42:15 Caller What happened to your pelvis?

42:17 Adam You gotta wiggle your fingers around.

42:19 Caller I've tried. Oh, and it hurts.

42:22 Drew It hurts. It's fractured. It is fractured.

42:24 Adam Hold on, Drew, please. You're fine. Did you ice it?

42:29 Caller No, I didn't. Well, I held a can of pop.

42:32 Drew All right.

42:33 Adam Yeah.

42:33 Drew Iced it. Iced it.

42:36 Adam Oh, my God. Is this white trash?

42:38 Drew Iced it.

42:39 Adam It's got no ice, but you got Mountain Dew.

42:43 Caller Oh, I'm proud of it, too.

42:44 Adam Listen, if you tell me you held a two liter thing of Mountain Dew against it, I'll go through the roof.

42:49 Caller No, but I will tell you this. My left arm, I agree with Tara. I just had my flu shot this morning. My left arm is killing me, too.

42:58 Adam Well, weak constitution. Look, hold on. Let me... Drew, who's the doctor here? You can't wiggle your fingers, huh?

43:07 Caller I'm not without pain.

43:09 Adam There. But at least they move. That's always a good thing. Drew, because they always get you to do that, don't they? Wiggle the fingers?

43:16 Drew Well, they're looking for nerve damage.

43:17 Adam Oh, is that what they do with the wiggle the fingers? Yeah. All right, but she should put ice on it, shouldn't she?

43:23 Drew Yeah, ice it, elevate it, see an orthopedist in the morning, OK? They'll cast it. And what's up? Tonight, they would just immobilize it. They might cast it in the ER, but you've got a few hours here. It's probably OK, provided that you don't start getting numbness in the hand or the swelling gets so severe that the pain becomes uncontrolled. Because you can actually break blood vessels. Other things can happen. You get other complications there.

43:43 Adam All right, so put a six pack of Mountain Dew on it and keep it elevated. And what's up with that 19 year old?

43:51 Caller Well, he's just a really sound sleeper ever since he's been about 12.

43:55 Adam Are you saying you couldn't wake him up?

43:57 Caller Oh, no. He's like, I mean, someone could come in here and rob us and carry him out on the bed and he'd never know. I hate those guys.

44:08 Adam So you mean you're telling me that if you you had an emergency where you had to take yourself into the emergency room tonight, you could not go wake him up to look after your seven year old or three year old.

44:19 Caller Very difficult.

44:20 Adam Wow.

44:21 Caller Yeah, he sleeps that sound.

44:23 Adam Well, wait a minute. She's going to tell a story. You used to do what?

44:27 Caller I used to be that way, too.

44:28 Adam God bless you.

44:30 Caller Back in the 70s.

44:31 Adam OK, Drew, Drew. Yeah. Maybe I'm just really jealous and resentful because I sleep so lightly. Yeah. But guys who sleep really heavy. Yeah. Don't you think they're kind of retarded?

44:44 Drew Well, we may.

44:46 Caller Oh, really?

44:47 Guest Yeah.

44:48 Adam Sorry, buddy.

44:48 Drew Although although I got to be I sleep very heavy, but I'm easily awakened.

44:52 Adam You're heavy. You're heavy sleeper. But if your wife, like said, hey, there's trouble with the kids.

44:58 Drew I'd be on my feet.

44:59 Adam You pop right up.

44:59 Drew Yeah.

45:00 Adam Erection at all. Right.

45:01 Drew It would still be erection.

45:02 Guest Yeah.

45:04 Adam And then you wait till it went down before you ran in the kids room.

45:06 Drew No, I'd keep. I'd just start running. I wouldn't know.

45:08 Adam Well, yeah. But your kids room is several thousand yards away from your room. So you'd probably be depleted of, you know, body fluids by the time you got there. And the the the bone.

45:19 Drew I have to take. There's an aerial tram I have to get on.

45:22 Adam So like at the airport.

45:24 Drew Right.

45:26 Adam All right. So anyway, Kim, yeah.

45:28 Drew Put more Mountain Dew, elevate, elevate, see the orthopedic surgeon first thing in the morning.

45:32 Adam Let's take a break. What do you say?

45:33 Drew Oh, OK. I put that six back on hold for me.

45:36 Adam All right. We'll talk to Dwayne when we come back, who got got shot in the balls with a BB gun.

45:44 Drew Is that right, Dwayne?

45:46 Caller Yeah.

45:47 Adam Oh, OK, Dwayne.

45:51 Caller Unacceptable.

45:52 Adam No, I think you should be playing some rap music.

45:55 Drew Not that.

45:56 Adam We'll take a little break. We'll be back with Dwayne, who took one in the sack after this.

46:02 All right, guys, here's the deal. Looking to hook up. Call the Dateline.

46:05 Caller Sick of wasting time with the wrong person.

46:07 Caller Call the Dateline.

46:08 One call is all you need to make. Call the Dateline.

46:13 Caller Date.

46:14 Guest You know what I'm saying, I'm dead.

46:16 Caller Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.

46:21 Caller Loveline on 94.7 NRK. Love Line with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla on 94.7 NRK.

46:47 Adam Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam. That is Drew over there. Drew is in Atlanta tonight. You're Westwood One in Atlanta?

46:57 Drew No. No, it's one of our affiliates, though.

47:00 Adam Oh, all right.

47:01 Drew 96 Rock.

47:02 Adam 96 Rock?

47:03 Drew That's what they call themselves, yes.

47:04 Adam All righty. I like those guys over there. Beautiful country. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. And let's get back to Dwayne, who's 19, got shot in the nuts with a BB gun.

47:18 Caller Yeah, man. Basically, I was just out drinking some beer and, you know, we got our BB guns out.

47:29 Caller Right.

47:29 Caller We were shooting each other.

47:30 Caller Sure.

47:31 Drew Shooting each other.

47:32 Caller Yeah.

47:32 Caller Well, I mean, yeah, having a BB gun fight.

47:34 Drew Right.

47:35 Adam And Drew, you never had that BB gun fight, huh?

47:39 Drew You can't say I had.

47:40 Adam Hmm.

47:42 Caller My buddy. Anyways.

47:43 Adam Yeah.

47:43 Caller Yeah. I kind of got hit right in the right in the nut sack.

47:47 Adam I see.

47:48 Drew Nut sack.

47:50 Adam Through the pants?

47:51 Caller Well, yeah.

47:52 Adam Nut wasn't out, was it?

47:54 Caller No, no. Oh, no, man. I don't do it like that.

47:57 Adam Right. But what kind of BB guns?

48:00 Caller What's that?

48:01 Adam Pump action or CO2?

48:03 Caller It was a Daisy Air rifle CO2.

48:05 Adam Oh, CO2. Yeah, those CO2s have some pop, but then they fade out as the CO2 charge gets a little lower.

48:13 Caller Yeah, I was lucky too, because it was just a BB, not a pellet.

48:17 Adam Yeah. Pellets got some stopping power.

48:20 Caller Man, they'll go right through, man.

48:22 Adam Yeah, pellet will take you down.

48:24 Caller Yeah, sometimes we shoot toothpicks at each other.

48:26 Adam Yeah, I once got shot with a, it actually was a toothpick. I was sitting on the toilet at my friend's house. He kicked open the door, put the thing right against my chest and shot me the toothpick. I still got the scar.

48:38 Caller Yeah, man. Seriously?

48:40 Adam Yeah.

48:41 Drew Against your chest?

48:42 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Put it up against me.

48:44 Drew That's how, what's his name? Died putting all the things up against his head.

48:48 Adam John Hexham.

48:51 Drew Drew. No, was it then? Yeah.

48:53 Adam Yeah. The actor model.

48:55 Drew Yeah. Right. That's right. Right. Exactly.

48:57 Adam See, Drew, how bad can you be that I mentioned the person's name, who you're thinking of it? You don't even know that.

49:03 Drew I was thinking it was the karate guy.

49:06 Adam John Eric Hexham. Yeah.

49:08 Drew You're thinking Bruce Lee's son. Yeah.

49:10 Adam Right. Well, no, he, he died. He died because there was a round instead of a blank in the gun.

49:16 Drew Right.

49:17 Caller Right. Right.

49:17 Drew Right.

49:18 Adam Are you all right there, Drew?

49:19 Caller I thought it was just shrapnel.

49:22 Adam No.

49:24 Drew I actually thought it was a blank that fired old piece out.

49:26 Caller Yeah. You just caught him, you know, popping one right in the jaw.

49:29 Adam Right. Now, hold on. Hold on a second. Hold on. Bruce Lee. What was this kid's name?

49:36 Caller Brandon.

49:36 Adam Brandon Lee. Brandon Lee. Brandon Lee was shot with a slug in the chest.

49:42 Caller No, man. It was a blank.

49:45 Drew That's what I heard, too. I'm being a blank.

49:47 Adam No, it was supposed to be a blank, but there was a there was a live round in it.

49:51 Caller No, man. What happened was he shot the blank, and then the pieces of the blank came out and hit him, and it was just like a bullet, but it was a blank that just messed up.

50:00 Drew That's what I heard.

50:01 Adam Hold on. And where did it hit him?

50:03 Caller I don't know. Probably in the chest or the head or something.

50:05 Adam Okay. In the stomach or chest. Anderson, get on the Internet and find that thing out.

50:11 Caller I bet you ten bucks. It was a blank.

50:13 Adam All right. I heard that story, too, but I thought it was a live round.

50:18 Caller No, man. That would just be stupid. Who would have live rounds around that kind of thing?

50:22 Adam Well, you see, you understand it's this is where it becomes a tragic mistake. It was a they did it and it was like a non-union gig. They did it like out of the state and they had stuff up. No, no. Hold on a second. How dare both of you question me? They did. It was a non-union thing and they didn't have proper gun wranglers. Anyone who's been on a set knows that they won't even hand you a fake gun without a gun wrangler. You can't do anything involving guns without a gun specialist who's in charge and who checks them out to you and all that stuff. There's a whole bunch of regulations about it. But they did this in a non-union situation. They didn't have a professional gun wrangler. And that these bullets, that these blanks were essentially slugs that just had the slug taken out of them. They were rounds without the slugs in them and one had a slug in it.

51:15 Drew Oh, I see.

51:16 Adam That's what I heard. Because he was shot through a grocery bag from a distance of like two or three feet. So if it was just a blank, how would that how would that blow out his stomach?

51:28 Drew Right.

51:29 Adam You know what I mean?

51:30 Drew It was in his abdomen.

51:31 Adam This is I thought it was his chest, but maybe it was his stomach.

51:35 Drew It must be chest. Adam is hard to die quickly from.

51:38 Adam Not too far apart. And John Eric Hexham was put a blank gun to his head on a set and pulled the trigger. And apparently just the concussion killed him. Because if you take a blank, you take a real blank, like a.44 and hold it up to a beer can or something, it'll just shred it, even if there's no slug in it.

51:59 Drew Wow.

52:00 Adam OK. Let's find out the answer to that, that Brandon Lee thing anyway, just to make sure. So anyway, Dwayne got shot in the nut. Where'd the BB go? Did it lodge in the sack?

52:10 Caller Well, no, it just hit it. And then, you know, it kind of opened up a little wound. He's bleeding a little bit. And, you know, that was the test.

52:19 Drew He did swell up.

52:20 Caller It's all big and purple.

52:22 Drew Dude, you need to get that checked out. You can actually fracture your test. You that way.

52:26 Caller Really? Yeah. Yeah. It's like two and a half inches around now.

52:30 Drew It's like, dude.

52:31 Adam Yeah, I don't believe them. But if it's true, why not?

52:34 Drew It makes sense.

52:35 Adam Two and a half inches around.

52:37 Drew What was wrong with that?

52:39 Adam That's the size of a waffle ball.

52:42 Drew Two and a half inches is a waffle ball. Well, yeah, like a golf waffle ball.

52:47 Adam No, a golf ball is like an inch and an eighth, inch and a quarter.

52:51 Drew Well, I'm looking at two and a half inches and a half inches.

52:56 Adam Get your penis out and then fold it over twice. And that's two and a half inches.

53:01 Drew Thank you.

53:02 Adam All right. Let's take a break. I got to find out about this brand and lean.

53:06 Drew All right.

53:06 Adam We'll be back.

53:13 Caller This is Recycl-A-Rolla on 947-NRK. Loveline on KNRK, Kamas, Portland, Loveline, and RK.

54:00 Caller I couldn't do it.

54:01 Drew It's the contact, I'm telling you. What do you mean that you're, you're lightweight?

54:05 Adam I was eating and talking to...

54:07 Drew Oh, come on, you're just making excuses. You're in denial, listen.

54:11 Adam Shut up.

54:12 Drew But it is lovely hearing you eat with the...

54:14 Adam Let me try it again.

54:15 Drew It's beautiful hearing you eat with the nasally...

54:17 Adam Damien was floating a theory about the Chinese mafia killing Brandon Lee. That's what I'm saying, okay. Loveline Fastest Grown Outlaw Radio North America. He's back, baby. That's damn good radio. That's edgy radio. That's balls to the wall radio, Drew. You wouldn't know about that, baby. We got ourselves a 50,000 watt flamethrower over here, man.

55:03 Drew Dude, pretty exciting.

55:05 Adam Yeah. That's Dr. Drew. He's in Atlanta. I'm Adam. I'm in Nirvana with these altered states.

55:14 Drew Yeah. You're in an altered state.

55:15 Adam Yeah. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. I say, I still think Brandon Cruz was shot with a live round. That's how he died.

55:24 Drew Brandon Cruz.

55:25 Adam Brandon Cruz from the courtship Eddie's Father.

55:27 Caller Yeah. Good times.

55:28 Adam Now, I was talking about Mrs. Livingston, who was the Asian chick on that show to Damien during the break. So I think I got a little confused. Or was I? Brandon Lee? Yeah. Live round, everybody. Somebody fill us in on that. Amelia? Yes. You're 21?

55:46 Caller Yes.

55:47 Adam What's up?

55:48 Guest Okay.

55:48 Guest Here's the thing.

55:50 Caller I was at work today, tonight.

55:52 Guest I was at work.

55:52 Caller I'm the manager of a very large telemarketing firm.

55:56 Guest And one of my representatives came to me and she's like, hey, come in the bathroom. So I went in there and she pointed down. There was this white powdery stuff in one of the stalls. And she said, do you think that's anthrax?

56:06 Caller I'm like, I don't know.

56:07 Guest So I called my boss and I'm like, what should we do? We think we found anthrax in the bathroom. And he said that we should send the two girls home that found it.

56:19 Guest And that's about it.

56:21 Guest So we sent them home. And then my other boss called up and he's like, what did you do? Okay, I went in there. I cleaned it up and he's like, whoa, you cleaned it up. You came in contact with it.

56:31 Drew Yeah, you should. You should call your local fire department.

56:36 Adam Oh, no, someone spilled some cleanser in the bathroom. We got to call the fire department.

56:42 Guest That's the thing. We didn't know what it was. And I just wanted to clean it up so no one else would get freaked out.

56:47 Adam What's it doing in the bathroom?

56:48 I have no idea.

56:49 Guest But my boss told me and my husband to go home because I drug him in there, made him clean it up with me.

56:54 Caller Oh, my God.

56:56 Guest He told me to go home immediately so I wouldn't come into contact with any of the other reps and then go to the hospital, the emergency room in the morning and get tested. Is that a good idea or is that just over-prepared?

57:06 Drew It's overkill. But right now, my sort of orientation, all these things is why not? Why not be super prepared? You know why, Drew?

57:16 Adam No, because they've won. Then they've won.

57:20 Drew They've won.

57:22 Adam Bin Laden won. You nothing.

57:27 Guest They won.

57:28 Adam They won. It's over. They won.

57:30 Guest Well, everyone in my workplace is freaking out. None of the reps know, but all the management is like involved and they think it's a huge deal. And I'm just kind of worried about it.

57:38 Adam Well, why would it be in the bathroom on the floor?

57:41 Guest I think one of my reps was like, oh, no.

57:43 Adam Wait a second. Hold on. Hold on, Brandy. Is there anything else that's white in the bathroom of a powdery nature?

57:51 Well, one of my reps went in there and she's like, why use the stall earlier? And it wasn't there. So it wasn't there until after the eight o'clock break.

57:57 Adam All right. So somebody went in there with a packet of cremora and they were trying to go number two and dump it in their coffee at the same time.

58:04 Drew Are you postulating that somebody is a terrorist in your organization?

58:09 No, I don't think so.

58:11 Adam And let me tell you something. There would not be a there would not be the kind of sympathetic outpouring of the nation if some telemarketers went down.

58:19 Guest I'll tell you that.

58:19 Drew Oh, come on.

58:20 Guest That would be sad.

58:21 Drew It's marketing, man.

58:22 Adam Nobody would care. We would consider that a small victory.

58:25 Guest Oh, no.

58:25 Drew Shame on you.

58:26 Guest Everyone needs telemarketers.

58:28 Adam Sure. We need people calling us while we're eating, asking if we need siding.

58:32 Guest Of course.

58:33 Adam What do you sell with that telemarketing?

58:35 Guest Christian music and Greek.

58:37 Adam Oh, my God.

58:38 Drew And what? And what? Christian music and what?

58:42 Guest And calling a greeting card.

58:45 Adam Wow.

58:46 Guest Yeah.

58:48 Adam Can't people be left alone to pick that stuff up if they want it?

58:52 Guest Say what? No.

58:53 Adam You got to call them at home?

58:54 Guest These are exclusive greeting cards only offered by a certain company.

58:59 Adam Are they religious greeting cards?

59:00 Yeah.

59:00 Guest They're beautiful greeting cards.

59:02 Adam How do you know who to call though?

59:05 Say what?

59:05 Guest Oh, no. These people have bought greeting cards from us in the past.

59:08 Adam Oh, so you call them and tell them it's time?

59:10 Guest Right. Right. And so it's helping them out.

59:12 Adam What do some of them say, these greeting cards?

59:15 Guest What do they say? Well, they share the joy and the warmth of a holiday season.

59:19 Adam I see.

59:20 Caller Okay.

59:22 Adam There's no anthrax in your bathroom.

59:25 Guest Okay. So I'm just going to clear this.

59:27 Drew I'm just telling you, though, for you to get tested, it's reasonable. It's a simple thing. They just do a nasal swab. It's no big deal. Why not? Why not? Why not? That's the question I think people should be asking yourselves. Why not? If there's a good reason why not, then don't. I think it's a why not, you know, not calling the fire department out at night for a very, very unlikely risk.

59:46 Adam You can't afford not to.

59:47 Drew That makes sense. You know, that makes sense. I mean, not to bother the fire department, but to not test yourself, that doesn't make sense, because let's say something should turn up. They will have an ability to respond to that then.

59:59 Adam I can't afford not to. Thank you. I'll tell you why not, Drew. You know why not? Because they've won.

1:00:05 Drew No, you said when London 1 drew 0.

1:00:08 Adam Drew 0. Okay.

1:00:11 Drew That's just round one. Yeah.

1:00:14 Caller Mark?

1:00:15 Caller Yeah.

1:00:16 Adam You're 11?

1:00:16 Caller Yeah.

1:00:17 Adam You've been on hold for 91 minutes?

1:00:19 Caller About.

1:00:20 Adam Holy Christ. That's almost an hour and a half.

1:00:23 Caller Well, I called it like 830. All right. 930.

1:00:28 Adam All right. You're 11. Shouldn't you be asleep by now?

1:00:30 Caller Well, I have a pretty serious problem.

1:00:32 Adam All right, buddy. Let's see if we can tackle it.

1:00:36 Drew What's going on there, Mark?

1:00:38 Caller Well, I've been vomiting for since Sunday night.

1:00:43 Adam You saw the Emmys, too?

1:00:45 Caller I don't know.

1:00:48 Drew Oh, Mark's got a good timing.

1:00:51 Adam Well, he's 11, what do you want? Okay.

1:00:54 Caller Well, and I've had episodes like this before, except they've lasted for much longer.

1:01:00 Drew How long do they last?

1:01:01 Caller A couple of weeks.

1:01:02 Drew When was the last time you had something like this?

1:01:06 Caller Beginning of the year, school year.

1:01:08 Drew And how many episodes have you had?

1:01:10 Caller Three.

1:01:11 Drew And you've seen doctors for them?

1:01:12 Caller I've been hospitalized twice for IV fluids.

1:01:16 Drew And they've never figured out what this is?

1:01:18 Caller They say, well, it's like nothing organically wrong with me. It's psychological.

1:01:23 Drew So you're nervous and you vomit?

1:01:25 Caller Well, it's not like willingly.

1:01:27 Drew No, I understand. But it's the nervousness makes you vomit?

1:01:30 Caller I guess.

1:01:31 Adam What's making you nervous?

1:01:33 Caller I really don't know.

1:01:34 Drew Are you dizzy?

1:01:35 Caller Kind of dizzy? No.

1:01:39 Adam How much vomiting are you doing?

1:01:41 Caller Like once every half an hour.

1:01:44 Adam Any time you eat something, you vomit?

1:01:46 Caller No. Sometimes I just vomit up stomach liquid. And usually it's like 500 CC.

1:01:51 Drew Oh, 500 CC.

1:01:53 Caller Yeah. We have one of those little barf basins with the lines on it.

1:01:56 Drew I see. I see.

1:01:57 Adam Hold on a second. What's he got, Drew? A barf basin?

1:02:02 Drew Those little hats put over your toilet to measure what's coming out.

1:02:05 Adam Wow.

1:02:06 Drew Yeah, it's just probably because they're worried about how dehydrated he gets.

1:02:11 Adam They got those hats that you line in. I like to do that to see how big the duke is.

1:02:16 Drew I've always been afraid to bring this up with you.

1:02:18 Adam Can you give me one of those hats so I can see if I can... Because my personal best would probably be like when I was 22, 23. I probably had a... Probably about a 900cc duke. But I'm thinking I could probably get a thousand now because I was probably only about 180 back then. I'm more like 190 now.

1:02:38 Caller Good times.

1:02:39 Adam Okay. I'm going to get some of them toilet liners.

1:02:42 Caller Mark?

1:02:43 Caller Yes.

1:02:44 Adam Okay. So your parents are aware of this?

1:02:46 Caller Oh, yeah. They're the ones. Well, we were seeing a GI doctor. Yeah. What they did, they did a UA to see how dehydrated I was.

1:02:57 Drew Right.

1:02:58 Caller And they also did a white blood cell count and blood to see if to rule out appendicitis because I already had that.

1:03:06 Drew Did you ever see a neurologist?

1:03:08 Caller Yeah.

1:03:09 Drew What did he or she say?

1:03:10 Caller Well, that was a long time ago. It was for a different cause.

1:03:15 Drew What was that for?

1:03:16 Caller I was in a car accident.

1:03:18 Drew Tell me about that.

1:03:20 Caller What?

1:03:20 Drew Tell me about that.

1:03:23 Caller But, um.

1:03:24 Drew What happened with that?

1:03:26 Caller Um, I had a neck strain and I was having, and I'm still experiencing pain in my neck. Hmm.

1:03:34 Drew Did that car accident freak you out pretty badly?

1:03:36 Caller Yeah.

1:03:37 Drew Did you start vomiting after that?

1:03:39 Caller No, that was like two years ago.

1:03:42 Adam What about, um, you ever talk about, uh, seeing a psychiatrist or something?

1:03:47 Caller Yeah, I do.

1:03:48 Adam How's that going?

1:03:49 Caller Um, I guess it's okay. And we started that the second time after I was hospitalized.

1:03:55 Caller Yeah.

1:03:56 Caller Seeing a psychologist.

1:03:57 Caller Yeah.

1:04:00 Drew Mark, I, I'll tell you what.

1:04:01 Adam Maybe you should start smoking weed.

1:04:04 Caller Yeah, right.

1:04:05 Adam Well, that keeps the flu shot.

1:04:05 Drew Thank you. Mark, do you, what do you think is causing this, Mark?

1:04:09 Caller What?

1:04:09 Drew Do you think it's psychological?

1:04:11 Caller Yeah, I do.

1:04:12 Drew You do. You don't feel like there's something wrong with you physically.

1:04:15 Caller No, I don't.

1:04:16 Drew You're aware that something's disturbing you and then you vomit.

1:04:19 Caller Yeah, but I just don't know what.

1:04:21 Drew You don't know what's bothering you.

1:04:22 Guest Yeah.

1:04:23 Drew But you're sure it's an emotional thing that gets, gets you going. Because I would want a neurologist to look at you also, just to make sure there's not some neurologic source, the vomiting. I mean, one thing you worry about obviously is gastroenterologic source, but you had that evaluated. The next would be neurological. And you're seeing a psychologist. That's good. I mean, everything's sort of in place. I would just sort of add that in and then keep working hard with the psychologist. I mean, you're getting proper care. There's not much more you can get than good care.

1:04:47 Adam All right. Here's, here's, by the way, the, we've got to the bottom of the Brandon Lee thing, which is somewhere in between the blank and the slug, which is on March 31st, 1993, a hit was put out on him by the Chinese mafia.

1:05:04 Caller So I had phone screener, Damon was right.

1:05:06 Adam Damien.

1:05:07 Drew Here's Michael. Michael's 19.

1:05:09 Caller Wait a minute.

1:05:10 Drew I'm not gonna get an opinion about Brandon Lee. He's got an opinion.

1:05:12 Adam I got it right in front of me.

1:05:13 Caller All right. All right.

1:05:15 Adam Michael.

1:05:16 Caller Adam was right about the union workers, by the way.

1:05:18 Adam Thank you.

1:05:19 Caller Yeah. Well, what happened was the union workers weren't too experienced with working with guns. So they had to, the director called for two takes of the gun firing into Brandon Lee. The first take was the camera filming directly at the gun when it was a revolver type weapon. So they had to be able to see the bullets in the chamber. So they had actual bullets loaded into cases that had primers that had already been fired. Only one of the cases had a primer that hadn't been fired, but it didn't have any gunpowder in it. So when the primer fired, it only had like a small electrical charge, which drove the bullet out of the casing and into the barrel of the gun. Then when they reloaded the revolver with blanks, the blank had the gunpowder in it and acted as a real bullet to drive the, the, from the, yeah, from the barrel ended.

1:06:15 Drew That shows you how complicated these things can get.

1:06:19 Adam Right, right. Yeah, that's what it says. It says the dummy bullet was like lodged in the barrel, and then the charge from the blank shot that out.

1:06:28 Caller Yeah, a real bullet.

1:06:29 Adam Through that grocery bag he was carrying and fatally wounded him.

1:06:34 Yeah.

1:06:35 Adam Yeah, it's really, it's just, it's all about timing, isn't it? I mean, that's a freakish thing. Yeah, I've seen it.

1:06:44 Caller You know the last scene in it where he's walking into the apartment, and he's dripping with rain and everything?

1:06:49 Adam Yeah.

1:06:49 Caller That wasn't actually, that was never actually filmed. That was put together from a scene of him walking through an alley in the rain.

1:06:54 Adam Right.

1:06:55 Caller And then another shot of a dummy, or not a dummy, but a double walking through his apartment.

1:07:00 Adam Well, the guy could have been stupid. Yeah. Yeah, they shot like, I don't know, seven-eighths of the film, and then he got shot, and they wanted to release it anyway. They had to figure out a way to do it. That's why I always shoot the ending first, in case one of my actors dies on the set. All right. Hey, thanks, Michael.

1:07:19 Caller You guys are the greatest. Drew, you're my idol.

1:07:21 Drew Oh, Michael, thank you.

1:07:22 Adam Thanks for calling in.

1:07:24 Caller No problem.

1:07:24 Adam Okay. So there was. We were kind of both right, because it was a blank, but then it was a slug at the same time.

1:07:31 Drew Isn't that interesting?

1:07:32 Adam And it was stuck in the barrel.

1:07:36 Drew More importantly, here's the lesson. Adam trusted his instincts on this one. It didn't make sense that a blank, a piece of a blank would go through a bag and his chest.

1:07:45 Adam Right, from two feet away.

1:07:46 Drew Yeah. So he stood by his...

1:07:48 Adam There had to be something.

1:07:49 Drew Something had to be there.

1:07:50 Adam Something had to be propelled into his body.

1:07:52 Drew Things have to make sense.

1:07:54 Adam Thank you. Joey?

1:07:56 Yes?

1:07:56 Adam You're 19?

1:07:57 Caller Yes, I'm 19.

1:07:58 Adam What's up?

1:07:59 Caller I was just discussing with my roommate. We actually have kind of an argument going. Whether he says that if a girl had like starts repeatedly having sex, let's say like five or six times, maybe more, her hips will automatically start to get bigger. But I disagree.

1:08:15 Drew You're gay.

1:08:16 Caller What?

1:08:17 Drew He's not gay. He's just a nerd. He's sitting around with his college buddies talking about this instead of having fun.

1:08:23 Adam Well, it is true that the chicks with the big asses are easier to nail, but that's not because they've been, that's just because they have low self-esteem. It's not because someone's been nailing them before.

1:08:32 Drew No, to my knowledge, Joe, there's nothing like this. There is a hormone called relaxin that does relax the...

1:08:39 Adam Black guys use that on their hair, right?

1:08:41 Caller That's right.

1:08:46 Adam Yeah, what about the relaxin?

1:08:48 Drew The ligaments that hold the pelvis together. So when a woman is pregnant, there's more space created, but there's no, nothing like that released from just sex itself, to my knowledge.

1:08:59 Adam Now, what about when you have kids or you get pregnant? That would do that.

1:09:02 Drew That does it. Oh yeah, yeah. That's the relaxin. That's that hormone.

1:09:05 Adam All right, Joey.

1:09:06 Caller Okay, well, thank you very much.

1:09:08 Adam Happy Jackin.

1:09:14 Drew That was me and my friends in college. The guys is really that's we had too much time, too much studying and too much frustration.

1:09:20 Adam But let me tell you, the sex is no different than sports and that I've always had like two sets of friends. I've had the geeky friends who knew all the statistics on every player who ever played, but could never play worth a damn. And then there were the guys who knew nothing, but were great players. Right. And the guys who sit around and swap numbers and stats, never get in the game. And the guys who got laid all the time didn't know it was called a vagina. It's like that's the garage. I keep my junk in. That's where I put my penis. I don't know what they're called. Labia what? Majora, Minora? Huh? They didn't know one part. Go ahead.

1:10:03 Hello?

1:10:03 Adam You're 19. What's up?

1:10:05 Caller Yeah. This is just kind of a question that me and my husband are trying to figure out. My husband seems to be able to have sex in his sleep, like actual intercourse. He does it probably about once every week that he'll wake up. Well, we'll both wake up in the act of having sex.

1:10:22 Adam And I was wondering if that's a common thing that is he using his own ass or is he on you?

1:10:27 Caller On me? Actual intercourse.

1:10:29 Adam I see. I see.

1:10:30 Drew You say you're waking up in the process of having sex also.

1:10:34 Caller Yes.

1:10:35 Drew So you're both able to do this.

1:10:39 Caller I don't know on my part, but he normally just remembers rolling over and that's about it. And then he wakes up in the actual process of having sex.

1:10:48 Drew And what happens with you?

1:10:50 Caller I wake up to having him humping me.

1:10:53 Adam Do you like that?

1:10:53 Drew So you're both waking up in the middle of a sexual act.

1:10:56 Caller Yes.

1:10:57 Drew You just don't initiate it.

1:10:59 Caller Yeah.

1:10:59 Drew How do you stay asleep? How is it that you stay asleep? I mean, he penetrates you without you waking up?

1:11:06 Caller Well, it's more like the act of him penetrating me when I wake up. But it's not until he's like actually in me that he starts to wake up and realize what he's doing.

1:11:15 Adam In California, that's considered rape. Isn't that true?

1:11:18 Drew Yes, it absolutely is.

1:11:19 Adam Yes, that's right.

1:11:21 Drew But Amber, we hear this once in a while. And I've not been able to associate with anything specific, except this is kind of a sleep disorder.

1:11:32 Adam I think rape is a good thing.

1:11:34 Drew And when we talk to the guys that do this kind of thing, they often do have some trauma histories and whatnot. But it's nothing specific. Nothing specific associated with this. It is kind of a sleep disorder.

1:11:44 Adam Do you care?

1:11:46 Caller No, I was just curious if it's like something that occurs often.

1:11:50 Drew Not often, but it does occur.

1:11:52 Adam It'll stop happening as you guys get older and he gets less and less attractive to you.

1:11:56 Caller Oh, great. Thanks.

1:11:57 Adam Well, you got that to look forward to. Look, how old is this guy?

1:12:02 Caller 23.

1:12:03 Adam OK, Drew, here's what goes on. Remember when you weren't used to sleeping with a woman? It was a big thrill. The idea that there's a naked female lying next to you. Yeah, it was a lot. It's what happens to me during Thanksgiving. I don't make it through the night because there's a pumpkin pie in the refrigerator. I get up at four thirty in the morning and I polish off that pumpkin pie with a boner in my underpants, standing in the kitchen being lit by the light of the fridge and chugging the milk out of the jug. Quite an image. But you know what I'm saying? Yes. Because I go to bed knowing it's there and I can't make it through the entire night because I know it's there. Well, when you're a young guy and you're newly married and there's a naked woman next to you, you don't make it through the night because you know she's there. Right. And this is what happens. And they say in their sleep, but just like that phone call, you get in the middle of the night and you have that conversation. You're not really asleep, but you're in that state where you don't remember it the next morning. Right.

1:13:07 Drew I understand.

1:13:08 Adam It's a big deal. That's what I'm saying.

1:13:09 Drew I'm with you.

1:13:10 Adam Okay. Line two.

1:13:13 Drew Sure.

1:13:15 Adam You want to punch him up or you want me to?

1:13:16 Drew I'm sorry. I thought you were taking the initiative there.

1:13:19 Adam I'm sorry, baby.

1:13:20 Omar.

1:13:21 Caller Yeah, Adam and Dr. Drew.

1:13:25 Adam Yes, Omar.

1:13:25 Caller Hi. Hi. How are you?

1:13:28 Drew We're good.

1:13:29 Adam Good.

1:13:30 Drew How are you?

1:13:31 Caller Oh, am I on the air?

1:13:34 Caller You're a liar whore.

1:13:35 Guest You know it. Let's see.

1:13:37 Drew What's going on, Omar?

1:13:38 Caller Hello?

1:13:38 Drew Give him a break. Yeah. What's up, Omar?

1:13:41 Caller Oh, yeah. Yeah. I feel like every day I feel horny every day.

1:13:51 Adam You want to sell me some knives? Oh, you feel horny every day?

1:13:56 Caller I drink to that.

1:13:58 Adam Yeah.

1:13:58 Caller What? And was he like in the night? In the night, I have like super strong sexual feelings, you know?

1:14:09 Caller I drink to that.

1:14:10 Drew Yeah.

1:14:11 Caller Yeah. See, but like if I think about it, like it makes me cry because I think about it because I've never had a girlfriend, you know? Shocking.

1:14:21 Drew Shocking. Yeah. Shocked.

1:14:23 Caller Yeah. Like we have, do you know what a sunroom is? It's an additional room.

1:14:30 Drew A sunroom.

1:14:31 Caller Huh?

1:14:32 Drew Like a sunroom in your house. Yeah.

1:14:33 Caller Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:14:34 Drew A solarium.

1:14:35 Caller Huh?

1:14:36 Drew Okay.

1:14:37 Caller Oh yeah. A sunroom.

1:14:38 Adam Wait a second.

1:14:39 Drew Oh, this is good. This is good. I want to hear this.

1:14:43 Adam Do you think this is real?

1:14:44 Caller All right.

1:14:45 Drew So far.

1:14:46 Caller Okay.

1:14:47 Drew If it is, it's pretty interesting.

1:14:48 Adam I'll tell you the kids, if it's not real, this kid's got it.

1:14:52 Drew He's good. Yeah.

1:14:53 Caller Omar. No. Yeah. No, I'm not lying. I'm not.

1:14:57 Adam Let me ask you some questions.

1:14:59 Caller Okay. Yeah. Sure.

1:15:00 Adam What's your nationality? Mm hmm. What part of Mexico?

1:15:07 Caller Oh, my dad is like, oh, where is he? No, I see what I was born. I was born in Tri-City here. Tri-City.

1:15:17 Adam Uh huh.

1:15:17 Caller Oh, but like, why don't why don't you believe me?

1:15:19 Adam What part of Mexico is your dad from?

1:15:22 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:15:24 Guest You are a barefaced liar.

1:15:27 Drew Wait a minute here.

1:15:28 Caller Wait, wait, hold on. Yeah, when I'm when I'm nervous, yeah, I I have a status.

1:15:33 Drew Yeah.

1:15:33 Adam Well, that's why I'm asking. What part of Mexico is your dad from?

1:15:57 Drew I want to hear what he wants to ask. Come on, come on, come on.

1:16:01 Adam David from Succatigas, Mexico. Drew, do you realize that?

1:16:09 Drew I understand. I just want to hear what he's up to, what he wants to ask.

1:16:12 Caller Come on. Okay.

1:16:13 Drew Come on. This guy, like you said, this guy's got it.

1:16:19 Adam It's right near Eubangas, Uranus, and Nardgalas, I think, is also one of the bordering cities of Succo Degas. Hi there, Omar. Go ahead there, baby.

1:16:30 Caller Yeah. Yeah, Omar.

1:16:32 Adam Let it rip.

1:16:34 Caller Yeah. And if I think I'll be in the sun room, and if I feel like I'm never going to have a girlfriend, it'll make me cry.

1:16:48 Adam Is that Mexican accent there?

1:16:52 Caller What nationality is your mom?

1:16:54 Caller Oh, she, she, she, she's from, she's from TJ.

1:17:00 Caller Tijuana.

1:17:01 Caller Yes. Tijuana. Yeah.

1:17:03 Drew Okay. All right. And Omar, what specifically is your question for us? I hate that drop by the way.

1:17:09 Adam Both parents are from Mexico and this guy sounds like he just climbed off a junk.

1:17:14 Drew Okay. All right. Omar, what is the question for us?

1:17:16 Caller Okay. Let's see. Yeah. Yeah. But see, but like some, some things have, have happened though.

1:17:21 Drew Like, what is your question for us? Forget about the history right now. Just what are you looking for from us?

1:17:27 Caller Like, yeah. Like why? Or like, yeah. Do you think I should? Do you think? Yeah. I think. Do you think I should? I should like feel like I, as I, as I call it, because I had this feel like, like, I'm going to like rape somebody, you know? So you think I should, I should see a, I do.

1:17:43 Drew I do. From, yes.

1:17:44 Adam Now should he, should he see one where he's at in the Carlsbad area or should he head back to his homeland of Sacadegas?

1:17:51 Drew No, I think Carlsbad is certainly a, oh, hello.

1:17:56 Caller Oh no. I talked to my medical doctor.

1:17:58 Drew Yeah.

1:17:59 Caller Yeah. And then he, he's, oh yeah. Kaiser Permanente, you know?

1:18:03 Drew Yeah.

1:18:03 Caller Yeah. Kaiser Permanente and he told me that there was a Kaiser in Vista and so yeah, I go to Vista.

1:18:14 Drew All right.

1:18:16 Adam Shouldn't we go into Kaiser Permanente? Yeah.

1:18:19 Caller Oh, when I read, you know what, you know what, you know what, when I, in the beginning, you know what he told me?

1:18:24 Adam Yeah.

1:18:26 Caller The psychologist and I don't know why he told me this, but he was just laughing. He said, he said, he said, he said, have you seen, have you seen, have you seen a huckle? And he was just laughing about it. Why did he do that?

1:18:42 Drew Well, that may not have been the best judgment if he had done that.

1:18:45 Caller Yeah. It was just like, and again, that's why I called.

1:18:48 Adam Hey, Drew.

1:18:48 Drew You had enough Omar.

1:18:50 Caller Yeah.

1:18:53 Adam I pray there's no real Omar out there.

1:18:56 Drew I, I, I am actually suspicious that there is.

1:19:00 Adam Where's a little, where'd you get that crazy accent if both his parents are Mexican? That's not, that's not retarded Mexican.

1:19:08 I worked with a lot of mentally challenged adults and there are a lot of Omars, but this is not a real Omar.

1:19:12 Adam It's not a real Omar.

1:19:13 But I'm one of the guys that are this bad.

1:19:15 Drew Yeah, I do too. I see people like this and they sometimes have strange language patterns and things. And so it could be.

1:19:20 This guy's a liar.

1:19:21 Adam Yeah, Anderson doesn't buy it.

1:19:23 Drew You know what? Keep him on a hole a bit and you watch him and listen and see what you get there.

1:19:27 Caller All right, all right, all right.

1:19:28 Drew But I think Omar needs to get back to his cadre. Yeah.

1:19:31 Adam You go in that sun room and just say, hang tight. Talk to your dad about the old days and the second days. Your mom. Your bangus, your anus. We'll take a little break.

1:19:51 Caller Love Line on 94.7 NRK.

1:20:21 Caller Hey, everybody.

1:20:23 Adam It's me. I'm back. Drew's over there in Atlanta.

1:20:30 Drew Yeah.

1:20:31 Adam People seem to like Atlanta.

1:20:33 Drew Tonight, beautiful town. Yeah?

1:20:35 Adam How's the weather?

1:20:37 Drew A mile, you know, high 40s tonight, high 60s during the day.

1:20:41 Adam Good times.

1:20:43 Drew It's just so much new buildings, so much development going on here. And again, every time I come to Atlanta, I'm amazed there's sort of no Civil War museum, no Civil War history.

1:20:52 Adam Yeah.

1:20:53 Drew That's me as bizarre.

1:20:54 Adam I'm trying to live it down.

1:20:56 Drew I guess.

1:20:58 Adam Where are we here, Drew?

1:20:59 Drew Dr. Omar again?

1:21:01 Adam Yeah, that's Dr. Omar.

1:21:02 Drew No, no, no. You want to?

1:21:05 Caller I don't care.

1:21:06 Adam We talked to him during the break.

1:21:08 Drew Yeah. And?

1:21:09 Adam He formed a question.

1:21:11 Drew What was it?

1:21:12 Adam Well, he went to the beach and beat off apparently during his lunch break.

1:21:16 Drew Yeah.

1:21:17 Adam With a Playboy magazine.

1:21:18 Dude, you beat off?

1:21:21 Adam And by the way, he may be retarded because no one says Playboy magazine. They just say Playboy, you know?

1:21:27 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

1:21:28 Adam And then he went back to his work and he beat off again when no one was around.

1:21:32 Drew Yeah.

1:21:34 Adam And so now he wants to know whether he should go to a shrink.

1:21:38 Drew Well, he was already seeing what he should continue to see. Here's somebody that says he knows, knows Omar Joe, Joe, you're 19 boy. It's really bearing fruit. All right.

1:21:49 Adam Yeah.

1:21:50 Drew Let me go back to Jessica.

1:21:51 Adam Let me say, Oh, you just hung up on Omar. Oh, now he's really, now he really needs therapy.

1:21:57 Drew Well, he needs to continue with the psychiatrist. He was saying, are the psychologists, he needs to really dig in a little bit.

1:22:02 Adam Yeah, that's right. Jessica.

1:22:05 Guest Hi, I have a question for Dr. Drew. Yeah. I was interested in looking into non-surgical systems for breast enhancement, and I came across an ad for a procedure or actually a device called BRAVA. And what it does is it's like a sports bra that uses suction. And you wear it for 10 weeks for 10 hours a day, and it uses mechanical tension.

1:22:34 Adam Two weeks for 10 hours a day?

1:22:36 Guest 10 weeks for 10 hours a day.

1:22:37 Adam Oh, jeez. That seems like a lot of sucking on those boobs.

1:22:41 Guest Right. And it says that it will help it to grow normal cells. And I was...

1:22:50 Drew How? How would that help?

1:22:52 Adam By drawing blood to it.

1:22:53 Guest Well, it just says that it's...

1:22:56 Drew By that logic, Adam, your penis should be the size of the Empire State Building.

1:23:00 Adam Well, how do you know? Oh, okay.

1:23:01 Drew You know what I'm saying? Everything you draw blood to your penis, it grows. It's not the way things work.

1:23:05 Adam It's true.

1:23:06 Guest It says that it displaces the cells and then they respond by developing new generated breast tissue.

1:23:13 Drew I think it's a load of crap.

1:23:14 Guest Do you? You have to go to a doctor and actually get this. And it costs like $2,500. That's why you have to go to like a plastic surgeon to get this.

1:23:23 Drew Well, maybe there is something. I would love to hear about it.

1:23:26 Adam As long as you're going to a plastic surgeon and dropping $2,500, you might as well just get the implants.

1:23:31 Guest Well, I can't. I mean, it's a time thing. You have to be out of work for like a month and a half.

1:23:37 Adam You walked around with a Hoover on your boobs for 10 hours a day for 10 weeks. Don't tell me you got time, baby.

1:23:44 Guest You can sleep with them.

1:23:45 Adam Now, what do you do? Plug it in.

1:23:48 Guest Do I want to get in?

1:23:49 Adam What powers this thing?

1:23:51 Guest Oh, I just don't want.

1:23:52 Adam What powers? What powers this?

1:23:55 Guest I would obviously I'd like to have larger breath.

1:23:57 Drew Jessica, no, what powers the machine that sucks on your breast?

1:24:00 Guest It's like a little computer. I don't know.

1:24:04 Adam Let me explain something. Your car has a computer, right? But that does not power the car.

1:24:11 Caller This conversation can serve no purpose anymore.

1:24:14 Adam Hold on. True. You know why we say chicks are dumber than guys? And you always make fun of me. Something has to power this suction device on your breast for 10 hours a day, right? Yeah. Do you think we'll ever get to that? Jessica?

1:24:29 Guest Yes. I'm actually on the website right now. I'm looking at it. It says that it's called a SmartBox, which is a small computer that regulates and records the sports bra. Right.

1:24:44 Adam But it needs a power source for this vacuum, right? Like the batteries, the sun.

1:24:51 Guest It doesn't have any of that information on the website.

1:24:53 Drew No.

1:24:56 Adam You don't plug it in at night or anything like that?

1:24:58 Guest I haven't gone for a consultation. I was just wondering if I should...

1:25:01 Drew What is the website called?

1:25:02 Adam Oh, who cares?

1:25:03 Drew I'm going to go look it up.

1:25:04 Guest It's www.brava.com.

1:25:09 Drew Okay, listen.

1:25:10 Adam What size are your boobs?

1:25:11 Guest I have an A right now and anything would be...

1:25:15 Drew The only thing that makes sense to me is that you might stimulate... By irritating breast, you can get breast tissue to grow and it will go back down after you stop irritating it. Basically, you get milk production too if you irritate enough. And you get inflammation and you get swelling and inflammation and that will cause some growth. But in terms of sustain, I can't imagine that this would work. It doesn't make sense to me but maybe there's some science out there to back that up.

1:25:37 Adam But here's the thing too.

1:25:39 Drew I'm going over to the computer.

1:25:40 Adam Are you ever gonna get the results that you want out of something like this? I mean technically, your breasts may grow 15% or 20% or whatever it is. I mean, their claims may be right but do you think your breasts are ever gonna look like what you would like them to look like, Jessica?

1:25:57 Guest No.

1:25:58 Adam That's my point, that's my point.

1:26:00 Guest But at least right now, it's something that I can financially do.

1:26:04 Adam Well, it's $2500, right?

1:26:05 Guest Yeah, but I know a lot of girls that get breast implants right now and they're paying $8,000, $9,000. $8,000, $9,000? Really?

1:26:11 Adam I thought there was like $4,000, $5,000.

1:26:12 Guest And then they have to take off a lot of time for work.

1:26:15 Adam How much time do you need to take off for breast implants if you did it on a Friday?

1:26:19 Guest My friend had to take off almost a month.

1:26:21 Adam Yeah, but your friend's a little nutty.

1:26:24 Guest Well I do a lot of heavy lifting and so...

1:26:27 Adam Where are you working?

1:26:28 Guest I'm actually a mortician, so... I do a lot of lifting, actually.

1:26:34 Adam Hold on a second. What goes on over here? You throwing corpses around back there?

1:26:38 Guest No, but I do have to move people around.

1:26:45 Adam Well, dead people, right?

1:26:47 Caller Yeah, absolutely.

1:26:48 Adam And how do you move them around? Are they on gurneys?

1:26:53 Guest You just use their body weight to move them from gurneys to tables.

1:26:57 Adam Well, you have to roll them.

1:26:59 Guest No, not roll them. Just like how doctors get patients to move over, you use sheets and leverage.

1:27:08 Adam Right, but doctors move patients that are sort of helping them a little bit oftentimes.

1:27:13 Guest Sometimes. Aren't patients also when they're in amnesia?

1:27:18 Adam Okay, so you're dragging these corpses from like the gurney over to the to the table, right? And then what do you do once they're on the table? What are you doing to them?

1:27:30 Guest Well, I'm an embalmer.

1:27:31 Adam Are you?

1:27:31 Caller So I do the process.

1:27:33 Adam How does that go? I'm very interested in this.

1:27:37 Guest You're interested.

1:27:38 Adam I'm absolutely interested in it because I find it a sort of bizarre and morbid ritual. And it's one of the reasons I know we're kind of screwed up and religion's a little messy too, which is that part about making the person look alive after they're dead and then burying them. Now, what do you do? And I know there's probably different varieties, but what is a standard embalming?

1:28:01 Guest Well, we use the person's vascular system. We open up an artery and we open up a vein.

1:28:08 Adam Right.

1:28:08 Guest And we use a pressure machine to push embalming fluids through their arteries and then their blood comes out one of their veins.

1:28:17 Adam Right. So it's like you're essentially bleeding the system.

1:28:21 Guest Well, yeah, we're flushing the system out.

1:28:23 Adam Right. And you know it's time to stop putting the embalming fluid in when the blood stops coming out and the embalming fluid starts coming out?

1:28:32 Guest It's more of a pounds of however heavy the person is. There's a ratio.

1:28:38 Adam Of how much liquid should come out of them?

1:28:40 Guest No, how much liquid you put in.

1:28:42 Adam Oh, how much liquid you put in. Right. So you have liquid coming in one end and you have a drain on the other end.

1:28:50 Guest Pretty much.

1:28:51 Adam Yeah. Where do you go? Where does it go into the body?

1:28:53 Guest Well, we try and go through the neck.

1:28:56 Adam So you go through that main jugular there?

1:28:58 Guest Well, we go through the carotid artery and the jugular vein.

1:29:03 Adam OK. You go in there, in the neck. And where do you put the drain hole?

1:29:07 Guest Well, we use instruments that go inside the vein and the artery. So it's a pretty clean...

1:29:14 Adam So it's the same place you put it in as where it comes out?

1:29:19 Guest Well, it goes in to the artery and it goes out of the vein.

1:29:22 Adam In the same place, in the neck?

1:29:24 Guest Yes, absolutely.

1:29:25 Adam I see. And you push... How much... What do you use, by the way?

1:29:29 Guest We use formaldehyde.

1:29:30 Adam Formaldehyde? Yeah. That's the best they could come up with. That's like 150 years old and they're still using it, right?

1:29:36 Guest Well, it's...

1:29:37 Adam Not a lot of breakthroughs in that department.

1:29:39 Guest Actually, there are. There are a lot of breakthroughs. But basically, embalming is mostly for disinfection so that people can have a worthwhile viewing because it... Right.

1:29:49 Adam Otherwise...

1:29:50 Guest People die of some incredible diseases nowadays that it's pretty hard...

1:29:55 Adam Okay. But now, do you remove any of the organs?

1:29:58 Guest No.

1:29:58 Adam So you leave all the organs in, you just pump it in through the neck and pump in X amount. How many gallons or quarts or CCs or whatever would you put in?

1:30:06 Guest For every 50 pounds of weight the person has, it's one gallon of fluid.

1:30:11 Adam All right. So Drew, you'd be around two gallons of embalming fluid, right? Right. And you pump that and then what? What do you do with the eyes? Anything?

1:30:21 Guest No. You just put little...

1:30:23 Adam Nichols on them?

1:30:24 Guest A little cap inside under the eyelid to hold it closed.

1:30:28 Adam Oh, you have to use something, otherwise the eyelid will come open.

1:30:32 Guest And it's flesh colored that way.

1:30:34 Adam Right. Okay. And no removing of organs or anything like that?

1:30:38 Guest No. And if somebody has been autopsied, we put every organ back in.

1:30:42 Adam And put the suit on them and stuff?

1:30:44 Guest Absolutely.

1:30:45 Adam And do you have to put the organs back in or couldn't you just chuck those? It's...

1:30:50 Guest we probably... I'm sorry. We try and keep everything in with the people.

1:30:55 Adam Right. It's easier.

1:30:57 Guest Well, not that it's easier. It's just that's how they came in.

1:31:00 Adam And how do you get them into this? How do you get them into the suit? I want to know how you put them in a suit.

1:31:05 Drew It's really something I was thinking about for many years. By the way, I'm going through this whole BRAVA thing. There's one publication to substantiate the science. And it claims to be able to download it, but the website will magically not download the one and only scientific publication associated with this instrument.

1:31:23 Adam How do you get someone's suit pants on?

1:31:25 Caller Shocking.

1:31:28 Guest Actually, formaldehyde actually really firms them up. So we wait until...

1:31:32 Adam What about their penis? Does that get hard?

1:31:34 Guest Absolutely.

1:31:35 Caller Really?

1:31:36 Adam Yeah. So is it a rock hard penis?

1:31:39 Caller Is it a boner?

1:31:40 Guest Sometimes that happens.

1:31:41 Adam And what do you do with that boner?

1:31:42 Caller You got to get rid of it.

1:31:43 Drew By the way, interestingly, the one publication that is published is happened to have been published on behalf of the guy who developed the system.

1:31:51 Guest Oh, that's very...

1:31:52 Drew Very interesting.

1:31:53 Adam Hey Jessica, please, if the guy has a boner and he's in the casket now because he's got the formaldehyde in him, how do you get rid of the boner?

1:32:01 Guest Well, I've actually asked this question in school. Basically, the lid of the casket will be covering...

1:32:11 Adam The boner part. Oh, the back part. Because it's like a... Right, it's like a Dutch door.

1:32:17 Guest And there's also a little throw rug. Not a rug, but a cascading...

1:32:23 Adam Or that hangs over the junk.

1:32:25 Guest Yeah.

1:32:25 Adam Nice. And how do you get the pants on? And then I'll let you go.

1:32:28 Guest Absolutely, the way you take them off, you just kind of reverse it. The same way you put them on normally. But...

1:32:35 Adam Are you looking at a lot of naked dead guys?

1:32:38 Guest Yeah.

1:32:39 Adam Really? With the hard penis?

1:32:41 Guest No.

1:32:42 Adam You ever see any guys that are young and kind of hot?

1:32:45 Guest Yeah, it's sad.

1:32:46 Adam And with the erection?

1:32:48 Guest Well, I mean, any... Femaldehyde affects every muscle.

1:32:52 Caller Right.

1:32:52 Guest And sense.

1:32:54 Adam You ever have any thoughts, though, about...

1:32:56 Guest Oh, absolutely not.

1:32:57 Caller Okay.

1:32:58 Adam All right. Okay. So don't use... I mean, Drew, imagine you got a guy who's dead and you're trying to pull his pants on and put on another pair of pants. I mean, you know how hard it is just to get... Like when you're drunken buddies to get dressed so you can leave the party kind of thing?

1:33:12 Drew Oh, boy.

1:33:13 Adam Okay. We'll take a little break. Don't worry about that breast thing. And who are you impressing? You got a bunch of corpses. You got a bunch of stiffs lying around. They're not talking. We'll be back.

1:33:47 Caller Love line. Love line. Love line.

1:33:49 Caller Love line.

1:34:00 Adam Hey, it's my theme song, bro.

1:34:02 Caller Yeah.

1:34:04 Drew I haven't heard this in a while.

1:34:04 Adam Yeah, so picture this. This song's blaring. I'm entering the bar. I got the jacket slung over the shoulder with that one finger and the hook at the top.

1:34:14 Drew Yeah, and you've got...

1:34:14 Adam I'm wearing the wraparound shades, but they're slung low on my nose, so I can get that look where I look down over them.

1:34:21 Drew You look over the top of the frame.

1:34:22 Adam But I'm moving in slow motion, and I'm bouncing.

1:34:26 Drew The hair is bouncing, yeah.

1:34:27 Adam The hair is bouncing. The hair on my ass is bouncing. And the shades, and we're getting shots of chicks noticing me, you know?

1:34:36 Drew And in their head, they hear this.

1:34:39 Caller What do they hear?

1:34:45 Drew You love this, don't you?

1:34:46 Adam It's always funny.

1:34:49 Caller This is what they hear in their head. All right.

1:34:54 Adam Well, hey, Damon just told me, Damon just told me about his friend who killed himself when he was 16 with an open casket.

1:35:05 Drew That's nice.

1:35:06 Adam Blew his head off on the 16th birthday. All right.

1:35:10 Drew What do you want to talk to? Jessica's still up here.

1:35:12 Adam Where is that?

1:35:13 Caller Oh, really?

1:35:15 Adam I'm done with her. Just don't get the boob thing.

1:35:18 Drew Yeah, I hope you're done with her. My God, that was the longest call of all time.

1:35:21 Adam Well, I was interested in the whole formaldehation thing.

1:35:24 Drew Yeah, Anthony.

1:35:26 Caller Hello?

1:35:27 Adam You're 18. What's up?

1:35:28 Caller Yeah, I'm 18.

1:35:29 Caller Yeah, I've done like acid and ecstasy for like several times.

1:35:32 Caller You know, I've done it a lot of times. And now like my lower back is like really, really hurting a lot.

1:35:38 Drew Yeah, people report that from these drugs. And I think that is primarily just because it's such a total wipeout. I mean, these drugs damage your brain and they really, truly wear down your system. Any medication that's sort of a chemotherapies. And even when I was taking accutane, it wears you down and you get back pain. It's just a sign of the damage that's happening to your body. That's all. It doesn't mean anything specifically has happened to your back.

1:36:03 Adam All right. Let's keep rolling here. Ronnie?

1:36:07 Guest Yeah.

1:36:07 Adam Year 20.

1:36:09 Guest Yeah.

1:36:09 Adam What's up?

1:36:12 Guest Well, what's going on is ever since like two months after I had my baby or three months. I have been trying really hard to like be able to have sex with my husband, but I just can't. It hurts way too bad.

1:36:29 Drew What hurts? What point does it hurt?

1:36:32 Guest Inside kind of like on my by my ovaries.

1:36:37 Drew So it's during deep penetration or at any point?

1:36:40 Guest Yeah.

1:36:40 Drew Why doesn't he slow down a little bit and maybe not go so deep?

1:36:44 Guest It still hurts then it like tightens up inside.

1:36:48 Adam Sounds like sounds like we should call for my love grommet here, Drew.

1:36:53 Drew The love grommet is a possibility, but also sounds like the certain degree of vaginismus here. The maybe even the true vaginismus, which is a thought to be a reflex, a reflexive tightening that's due to sort of a stimulation of a spinal reflex. You might there are websites out there that help people sort of manage this problem. Did you see a gynecologist?

1:37:13 Guest Yeah, I did, and he told me that it might be like a cyst or some sort of thing like that on one of my ovaries.

1:37:23 Drew Okay.

1:37:24 Guest But he took some tests and nothing came out of it. He said, I'm just fine. I shouldn't be having these problems.

1:37:33 Adam We ever raped or anything?

1:37:35 Guest No.

1:37:36 Adam You're not freaked out about sex? Nothing emotional?

1:37:38 Guest No. I have no idea why this is happening.

1:37:43 Drew How long has it been going on for?

1:37:45 Guest Well, my son is like a year and a half now.

1:37:48 Drew Okay. And this is it. You can't, your husband can't adjust what he's doing with you to make it more comfortable.

1:37:54 Guest Well, he tries. It's just that I have to, I have to totally stop because it hurts so bad. And I can't, I can like barely even have sex with him anymore.

1:38:05 Drew Well, it's something that's for sure. It's not nothing. And I think you should keep going back and asking the question until you get some, some degree of satisfaction. If the doctor you're working with isn't satisfied, satisfactory, then change.

1:38:16 Guest Well, I went to him, my major doctor.

1:38:19 Drew Yeah.

1:38:19 Guest And, you know, I wasn't getting too much out of him. So I went to the emergency room and they referred me to another doctor.

1:38:27 Drew Okay.

1:38:28 Guest And I talked to him and he's kind of like out in the, just out of it, like all the doctors out here. I don't know if they know what they're talking about. You know what I'm saying?

1:38:40 Adam Yeah. Well, it's a problem with living in Boise.

1:38:43 Guest Yeah, I know.

1:38:44 Caller But well, hold on now.

1:38:46 Adam It's beautiful, beautiful. But bad doctors. Does your husband have a big dork?

1:38:51 Guest Oh, yeah.

1:38:52 Adam He's big.

1:38:53 Guest He's huge.

1:38:54 Adam Oh, he's huge.

1:38:55 Guest Yeah.

1:38:56 Adam Wow. I wish I could hurt a woman with my penis.

1:38:58 Drew But see, look, look how awful it is when it becomes intractable like this.

1:39:01 Adam Yeah. I think I could take someone's eye out, maybe if I got a running start. That's considered damage.

1:39:06 Drew You could puncture their eardrums.

1:39:08 Adam I could detach a retina.

1:39:10 Guest You know, that's very romantic.

1:39:12 Adam Thank you. All right. Well, look, lubrication, relaxation, find a position you like and you set the depth. You get on top and tell them to hold still.

1:39:21 Drew And keep working with a doctor you can communicate with. This isn't something something's wrong with the guys you're working with. So the people you're working with so far.

1:39:27 Adam All right. Let's just say one more call here, Drew.

1:39:30 Caller What do you say?

1:39:31 Adam Talk to Line 5 real fast.

1:39:33 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

1:39:34 Adam Tracy.

1:39:34 Guest Yeah.

1:39:36 Adam You got migraine medication.

1:39:38 Guest Yeah. I'm on Depo-Vivaro.

1:39:41 Adam Right.

1:39:42 Guest And recently I got prescribed furanol. And on top of the bottle it says may interact with the birth control pills. I wanted to know if that would affect my Depo.

1:39:55 Drew I've never heard of furanol doing that. But furanol is really just a bad headache medicine. It's not specifically a migraine medicine.

1:40:01 Guest Well, yeah, my headaches are to the point where I can't move.

1:40:05 Drew Yeah, so you have bad headaches. You don't have migraines.

1:40:07 Caller You have a kid.

1:40:08 Guest My doctor prescribed me with, he said, you have migraines.

1:40:11 Caller All right.

1:40:12 Drew Well, then he should use migraine medicine.

1:40:14 Caller That's what he gave me.

1:40:15 Drew That's not migraine medicine.

1:40:16 Adam Who's the kid? You got a kid back there?

1:40:19 Drew No.

1:40:20 Adam What's going on in the background? Why? I hear something in the background.

1:40:25 Drew I thought I heard that too.

1:40:26 Caller It's 2 30 in the morning.

1:40:27 Guest I got the TV on.

1:40:28 Adam Oh, okay. Well, I think sometimes doctors just say migraine is sort of generic sometimes to let people know you have a bad headache.

1:40:37 Drew Yes, it's true.

1:40:38 Adam Okay. We'll be back.

1:40:40 Drew All right, guys.

1:40:40 Caller Bottom line. Here's the deal. Looking to hook up. Sick of wasting time with the wrong person. One call is all you need to make. Call the Dateline.

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1:41:24 Caller Well, there you have it, Drew, you're still there, God bless you. All right, so we'll see you tomorrow night, yeah?

1:41:32 Drew Yeah, where's Omar?

1:41:34 Caller I don't know what happened.

1:41:35 Drew He's gone?

1:41:35 Caller No, poor Omar.

1:41:37 Drew He's going to get tough on him. Yeah, tomorrow night.

1:41:40 Adam It's just his dad grew up in Sacadagas.

1:41:44 Drew And his mom?

1:41:45 Adam TJ. Oh no, his mom is from Yubangas Yiannis, originally, but moved early. All right, so until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:41:54 Drew Where would you find the bigger penis?

1:41:56 Adam How dare you, Drew? Keep it up your ass.

1:42:01 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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