0:57
Voiceover
Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.
1:08
Voiceover
Listener discretion is advised.
1:13
Voiceover
This is Loveline. With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Avenged Sevenfold is a band in studio tonight. We have Shadows in here and Sinister in here representing the band. They just wrapped up the Warped Tour where Time Magazine said they were the cream of the Warped Tour crop.
1:47
Drew
Nice.
1:48
Adam
How nice of them. Very nice of them. Yeah, because I would think that... Well, I don't know. I would always picture Time. Time's a magazine. You know, like my grandma reads Time.
1:57
Drew
Yeah, I think they're interested in the Warped Tour.
1:59
Adam
They go to the Warped Tour and go, oh, there's a bunch of kids making their noise with their amplified guitars.
2:03
Drew
The way you talk about it. The way you talk about music.
2:05
Adam
Yes. Guitars that plug into things now.
2:07
Drew
Pops, Pops Corolla doing a review.
2:09
Adam
Yes, with their mop tops and their gyrating hips.
2:13
Yeah.
2:14
Adam
One way ticket to hell.
2:15
I'll tell you what.
2:16
Adam
So you guys are from Huntington Beach, right?
2:19
Avenged Sevenfold
This is true, yeah.
2:20
Adam
And so you're back, you're relaxing before you got to go out to New York.
2:24
Avenged Sevenfold
Oh yeah. Flying out for a couple of radio shows.
2:26
Adam
Is everyone born and bred in Huntington Beach?
2:29
Avenged Sevenfold
Yeah, we all grew up in the same track, same neighborhood. So we've known each other years before we started this band.
2:36
Adam
It seems, did everyone go to high school together?
2:39
Avenged Sevenfold
Yep, pretty much.
2:40
Adam
Same school, junior high, all that stuff.
2:42
Avenged Sevenfold
If we could stay enrolled at the same school, we'd try to. A lot of us were switching around, but...
2:46
Adam
We were being thrown out or we were just moving?
2:49
Avenged Sevenfold
A couple of us were getting thrown out, but we went to the same area, same high schools, went to a lot of grade school together.
2:55
Adam
And when did the band form? What?
2:59
Avenged Sevenfold
99.
3:00
Adam
And you guys, I don't know how old you guys are now, early 20s.
3:03
Avenged Sevenfold
Early 20s.
3:03
We average about 23 years old.
3:05
Adam
So, us too. And you guys started playing, I mean, you started playing in high school, started doing gigs early. Yeah, pretty much.
3:17
Avenged Sevenfold
We started writing in guitar class at Huntington High School. And just started from there and went on to the small venues, the chain reactions and the showcase theaters and kept moving our way up.
3:26
Adam
The Golden Bear.
3:27
Avenged Sevenfold
The Golden Bear.
3:28
Drew
Is that still there?
3:30
Adam
No, Drew.
3:32
Drew
I don't know.
3:33
Adam
You saw Fleetwood Mac there in 1973.
3:35
Drew
Oh yeah, I saw Honk there in 1971.
3:38
Adam
You saw Snotty Scotty and the Hankies there. And oh man, who sung Ride, Captain Ride?
3:47
Drew
Blues Traveler.
3:48
Adam
No, not Blues Traveler. Blues Image. Yeah, Drew goes, Drew saw Van Halen before Van Halen was Van Halen.
3:55
Drew
That's right. They were playing at a prom I was at.
3:58
Avenged Sevenfold
Oh, wow.
3:58
Drew
Imagine that.
3:59
Adam
That's amazing.
4:00
It's pathetic.
4:01
Avenged Sevenfold
Pretty amazing prom.
4:02
Adam
Yeah. Well, yeah, but here's the thing.
4:04
Drew
They weren't Van Halen yet.
4:05
Adam
Here's the thing.
4:06
Drew
What do we know?
4:06
Adam
Think about all that stuff. No one knows who anyone is. So it's like no big deal. It'd be nice if you could.
4:11
Drew
High school band.
4:12
Adam
Yeah. Yeah, you could have some shredding.
4:14
Drew
Were you guys playing at stuff like that when you were in high school?
4:16
Avenged Sevenfold
No, we tried to stay away from it. We were trying to kind of separate ourselves a little bit.
4:20
Adam
I did some ballet dancing at a winter formal. You wanted to run it, though. You didn't want to play for the man. You didn't want to dance for the man.
4:25
Drew
Exactly.
4:26
Avenged Sevenfold
We didn't want to play for the school.
4:27
Adam
Some ear drums exploded. Yeah.
4:30
Drew
But then that was the good thing.
4:32
Adam
What?
4:33
Drew
You were not playing for the man by playing for those.
4:35
Adam
You were rebelling against the man.
4:37
Drew
Now it's the other way.
4:39
Adam
Right. All right. Drew, what year do you think that prom was where you saw Van Halen? 72.
4:44
Drew
Maybe 73.
4:45
Adam
Wow. Then when did you hear about Van Halen? 77?
4:50
Drew
It was all the way in college.
4:52
Adam
Oh, really? But you were like, yeah, I remember those guys.
4:55
Drew
Well, somebody was like, you know, those guys are the problem.
4:57
Adam
Yeah, you need a refresher on it. You would have never put the Van Halen pieces together.
5:02
Drew
No way. I thought it was some band with the name that they shared with them.
5:06
Adam
The R band, not Van Halen, not Van Halen, is going to be, actually we're going to hear a song which is off the Madden 2006, but I guess that's NFL 2006.
5:20
Drew
How does that work? They sold 2 million copies. Do you get credit as though you'd sold 2 million songs in some way or is it just?
5:26
Avenged Sevenfold
Oh no. It's a promotional thing.
5:28
Adam
Are you high, Drew? They don't pay credit for selling too many.
5:31
Drew
No, not too many albums, but is there some credit they get for having sold?
5:34
Adam
Well, it's like you get something.
5:35
Drew
Yeah.
5:36
Adam
You get money.
5:36
Avenged Sevenfold
You don't get much, but what you get is to be on a cool video game by a cool company. You know, it's one of those things that kids grow up playing in the bands and that's all they want to do is just be out there and.
5:46
More people hear you on that than you would think.
5:48
Adam
Oh yeah. Very, very cool. And it gets seared into their soft brains.
5:53
Avenged Sevenfold
Oh, it does. Yeah, that's the point. I know we were always playing shows and the security guards or the parents are like, hey man, you're the band that plays that song that my kid is playing all day.
6:02
Adam
Yeah, because the parents hear it when they're in the kitchen, the dad's in the bathroom shaving, and he just hears it blaring and for the kid, it's really, it's like you give that first sample of Coke to the kid for free. You know what I mean? The dealer gives it away for free. They come back for more. All right, so we'll hear something off the new CD City of Evil and a couple of few. It's been out for a couple of months and we'll take some phone calls. We'll speak to Terry, who's 30. Terry. 30.
6:34
Hello.
6:35
Adam
Yeah, from Utah. What's up?
6:37
Well, I'd like to know if there's some way to control the amount of liquid that comes out during female ejaculation or if I can occasionally learn to stop the ejaculation while keeping the orgasm.
6:53
Drew
So no matter what, has this always been that way for you whenever your orgasm comes out?
6:58
For the past seven, eight years, yeah.
7:01
Drew
Seven, eight years. Same guy the whole time?
7:04
I'm sorry?
7:04
Drew
Same partner the whole time?
7:08
Even when I masturbate, it happens.
7:11
Adam
This is you and not your partner, right?
7:13
Drew
Something comes out of her, right?
7:14
Adam
Something comes out of you. And Drew is asking, have you been with the same guy the whole time?
7:19
No.
7:21
Adam
Now you haven't. Are we boring you, Terry? Have we taken time out of your precious day to ask your crappy question? Are you cool? What are you doing? Are you watching TV? Are you ejaculating?
7:33
No, I'm reading books.
7:35
Adam
Okay. Well, we're going to put you on hold and then you put the book down and then we'll get back with you when you can focus. All right?
7:42
Okay.
7:42
Drew
I can't hear that even.
7:43
Adam
Okay. Terry, were you molested?
7:47
Yes.
7:48
Adam
All right. I knew it.
7:49
Drew
It explains that.
7:49
Adam
It explains it. Let me explain something. All right. Here's what happens from doing the show over and over and over. All you do is hear people and you react. They make you feel a certain way. Now, here's the weird and sad thing, is women, not so much guys.
8:06
Drew
When they've been abused.
8:07
Adam
But women, when they've been abused, and especially sexually abused, but physically abused.
8:11
Drew
Yeah, but especially, this was a characteristically sexual abuse thing. Yes.
8:15
Adam
They do this thing where they drive you nuts by doing this sort of three Mississippi answer to almost everything. So, Drew, you ask a question.
8:23
Drew
What are you doing now, Terry?
8:25
Adam
One Mississippi, two Mississippi.
8:26
Nothing?
8:27
Drew
Well, we'll let you put the pic down and put you on hold.
8:31
Adam
Okay.
8:32
Drew
And then, when you can concentrate, we'll talk to you then, okay?
8:38
Okay.
8:39
Drew
And then you want to be sure that Mike can get it.
8:41
Adam
Yeah, you start getting angry and you realize they're angry, and they don't just, people that are angry. Here's a tip for everybody, when people are angry, they don't just walk around and go try to rent a car and yell F you at the person behind the counter.
8:54
Drew
They do, not typically.
8:55
Adam
No, they don't. I mean, would you shut up, Drew? Let me finish. They don't call radio shows, try to get advice and start yelling at the host.
9:02
Drew
Yes, correct.
9:03
Adam
They just sit there and do a very passive thing that ends up making you angry.
9:07
Drew
They torture the host.
9:08
Adam
They torture the host.
9:09
Drew
Well, you know what it is, is that they're so used to being victimized, they have to evoke victimization from other people. And so he wants to victimize them.
9:15
Adam
Thank you.
9:16
Drew
He's a victimizer, and so he wants to evoke all that from him.
9:19
Adam
Victimizer. I victimize myself, that's all.
9:21
Drew
Well, whatever. Let's abuse yourself.
9:23
Adam
Terry?
9:24
Drew
A little different.
9:24
Yes.
9:25
Adam
All right, so knock it off, would you please? We didn't molest you, so please stop taking it out on us.
9:30
I'm not trying to. I'm having a hard time hearing you.
9:32
Drew
Well, now you're on.
9:33
Good.
9:34
Drew
We're hearing you much better now. Okay. You're responding much better.
9:37
Adam
Who molested you?
9:39
There were no-
9:41
Drew
Who started it? Who started it?
9:43
My father.
9:44
Adam
Oh, okay. He's a horrible man. Is he dead?
9:47
No.
9:48
Adam
That's unfortunate. I'm sorry to hear that.
9:51
Thank you.
9:51
Adam
Yeah.
9:52
All right.
9:52
Adam
And you, do you have any children?
9:54
Yes.
9:56
Drew
Careful of your husband.
9:56
That's trouble.
9:57
Adam
And where's the- Do you have a husband?
9:59
No.
10:00
Drew
Uh-oh.
10:01
Adam
How many kids do you have?
10:02
Two.
10:03
Adam
All right. Now watch out for the guys you bring around. I don't trust them.
10:08
Drew
The guys you're attracted to are going to tend to be the abusive guys, right?
10:10
I've noticed that, which is why I'm single right now.
10:14
Drew
Good. Excellent. But you're ejaculating with who then?
10:17
Adam
Yes. Well, I don't know. I think it's with whom.
10:22
Drew
But it says here on the little note we have, your boyfriend loves it.
10:27
Previous boyfriends have loved it.
10:28
Drew
Previous boyfriend have loved it. Okay.
10:29
Adam
All right. So that's just you.
10:32
Drew
Don't worry. Try to control it. It's a hard thing to control. You know what I mean? Some women do this, some don't. Some do it under certain circumstances. Some do it all the time. I mean, you're the all-the-timer and that's fine.
10:42
Adam
The good news is if there's like a small fire, and I'm not saying a raging inferno, but I'm saying like trash cans on fire.
10:49
Drew
She can help out.
10:50
Adam
Yeah.
10:50
Drew
Yeah.
10:51
Adam
Take a few minutes.
10:52
Drew
The irony here is she rubbed out the fire. Rubbed out the fire.
10:56
Yeah.
10:57
Drew
It's a new Smokey the Bear.
10:58
Adam
Yeah.
10:59
Rub one out, kids.
11:01
Drew
That the irony is she probably could learn to disconnect those two things.
11:05
Adam
Really?
11:06
Drew
But all those people that write the great books aren't writing them about how to do that.
11:09
Adam
Well, why? How can you disconnect that?
11:11
Drew
I'm imagining they can because they have to learn how to hook it up in the first place. You know, when women start doing it, it's sort of disconnected. I think it just gets hooked up. But I'm imagining in some women they could disconnect it, too, just the way they describe it. No one really knows what's going on here.
11:26
Adam
Well, Drew, we got to do a clinical study.
11:28
Drew
Yeah. Yeah.
11:29
Adam
We're going to need like 30 hot chicks who have orgasmic incontinence.
11:34
Drew
And then 30 more who ejaculate with orgasm.
11:36
Adam
A vibrator and a welding mask. And I'm getting I'm going to work and I will get answers. Oh, yes.
11:42
Drew
Let's mock.
11:43
Yeah.
11:45
Adam
And I will need I will need I'll need one of those. I'll need a clipboard. But I need one of those China pencils. You know what I mean?
11:52
Drew
You know, you can use the gloves the guys use when they're like making steel. Yeah.
11:57
Adam
When they're well, when they're pulling like kilms, you're pulling pots from the kiln and that kind of stuff. Yeah.
12:02
Drew
All right.
12:03
Adam
Terry, be careful. Watch out for the guys you bring around your kids. I don't trust them. William. Cause here's the deal. The reason we're saying this is she will be more likely to hook up with an abusive guy that abuses her kids. I don't know. I don't know how it goes up like sevenfold.
12:19
Caller
Yeah.
12:21
Drew
Avenged.
12:22
Adam
That's good. Yeah. William.
12:24
Caller
Yeah.
12:25
Adam
22.
12:26
Caller
Yeah.
12:27
Adam
What's that?
12:28
Caller
Yeah. I had a hyperspecia when I was a kid. I was born with it. And ever since then, my semen doesn't come out.
12:36
Adam
Were you molested?
12:37
Caller
No, this is hypos. This is different.
12:39
Drew
So this means this means.
12:40
Adam
High percentage call though.
12:41
Drew
This means that the urethra doesn't make it at the tip of his penis. It comes out sort of towards the base. Where was the urethra?
12:48
Adam
The base.
12:48
Drew
Near the.
12:49
Caller
It was actually in both places. The urethra did come out of the tip, but then also had a hole in the side.
12:54
Adam
For me, the base and the tip are the same place.
12:56
Drew
I know they're close, anyway.
12:57
Adam
Well, it's virtually.
12:58
Drew
Very close. A little too close.
13:00
Adam
You could measure, but. Two fingers.
13:02
Drew
Special instruments.
13:03
Adam
Yeah. It's like carroms.
13:04
Drew
Yeah. Yeah.
13:07
Adam
Get the two finger space. That's all you need.
13:11
Drew
But what I'm, so you.
13:12
Adam
Hold on. You know, there's not enough stuff in life where you get to do stuff like, when you used to play carroms, carroms, by the way, carroms, child abuse.
13:20
Drew
Gone. That's why it's gone.
13:21
Adam
Yeah, it's considered child abuse. Carroms is that wooden game they would set up on a trash can after school and have kids. It's really, it's pool for retarded people. Cheap excuse for pool. Yeah. Yeah. It is. Look, if you've ever played air hockey in your life and someone gives you carroms, you beat the crap out of them.
13:38
Drew
Right.
13:39
Adam
And on the back side of it is a mysterious baseball game that no one's ever played.
13:42
Drew
So it's the same one that's in the back of dart boards. Same game, strangely.
13:46
Adam
They could have saved themselves a ton of money. The guys who made dart boards to put the baseball game on the back, and the guys who made the carrom boards. And all they'd have to do is save themselves money. On the back would just say, flip it over, a-hole. Who are you kidding? You know what I mean? If you ever just watch.
13:58
Drew
Just say over.
13:59
Adam
Just say over. Turn it over. But carroms, when you would play carroms, and a little puck would get too close to something, you'd call out for two-finger space. You get your two fingers in there. Same, there needs to be that in life. Yeah. You know what I mean?
14:12
Drew
Antivo.
14:13
Adam
Yeah, yeah. I agree. All right.
14:14
Drew
But that reminds me, that reminded me of the crappy TV that we had to watch when we were kids as well. Well, and that reminded me, Bob Denver died today.
14:22
Adam
Really?
14:22
Drew
Yes. How about that?
14:23
Adam
Hey, little buddy. Gilligan. Gilligan died today.
14:27
Drew
Yeah.
14:27
Adam
Sad.
14:29
Drew
End of an era.
14:30
Adam
Yeah. Well, I mean, he had a good life, right?
14:34
Drew
I saw-
14:34
Adam
Toby Gillis.
14:35
Drew
Yeah. Yeah, very good.
14:36
Adam
Thank you. William?
14:38
Caller
Yep.
14:38
Adam
You know who Bob Denver is?
14:40
Caller
Bob, yeah.
14:42
Adam
All right.
14:43
Drew
Who is he?
14:44
Caller
He's a singer.
14:45
Drew
Singer. I figured he'd go there.
14:46
Adam
Yeah. That's John Denver.
14:48
Caller
Oh, no idea then.
14:50
Adam
Yeah. Let me tell you something about John Denver, by the way. John Denver had more range than any man on the planet.
14:57
Drew
But the shortest career with the longest impact.
14:59
Adam
I don't mean singing wise. I just mean as a human being. John Denver sung about the Rocky Mountains, sung about being a country boy, sung about living off the land, but had a problem with booze.
15:11
Drew
And was on Love American Style.
15:13
Adam
Smacked his old laid around every once in a while and crashed because he liked to fly experimental aircraft. Now, I'm just saying, here's a guy one minute, he's in the Rocky Mountains, he's strumming an acoustic guitar, he's at one with nature. Next minute, he's at a Delta wing airplane, five feet on the tarmac, skimming the surface. You know what I mean with a drink? I'm just saying that's a lot of range for a guy. You guys obviously don't share my thoughts about that range, but I'm telling you, it's powerful stuff.
15:49
Drew
So let's finish with William. So William, what's your question?
15:53
Caller
My question is, is that why isn't semen coming out and how can I get it fixed?
15:58
Drew
Has it ever come out?
15:59
Caller
No.
16:00
Drew
Do you have orgasms?
16:01
Caller
Yep.
16:03
Drew
Well, you probably have some sort of retrograde ejaculation there.
16:05
Adam
So it goes back in you.
16:06
Drew
Yeah. Whatever was going wrong with your... No. Whatever was going wrong with your plumbing that created the hypospadias is probably also creating the retrograde ejaculation.
16:15
Adam
Don't they fix that stuff on the launching pad these days?
16:18
Drew
They fix it pretty quickly.
16:19
Adam
Does it hurt, man?
16:20
Caller
Does it hurt at all? Does it hurt?
16:22
Drew
When you pain when you orgasm?
16:23
Caller
No.
16:24
Drew
No, it's all good.
16:25
Caller
It's basically built in Mert Patrol.
16:28
Drew
Well, I wouldn't trust it necessarily, but something probably... Something might leak out.
16:31
Adam
I'm envious.
16:32
Drew
Yeah, seek out a little later, but did you see a urologist? Whoever fixed your hypospatial probably can repair this as well.
16:38
Adam
Well, they did fix it.
16:40
Drew
Yeah, they fixed the part that's in the penis, but this... Let me get my magazine.
16:44
Avenged Sevenfold
Did you just drill a hole through it?
16:45
Adam
I don't want to see any weird... I don't see any weird drawing. Medical procedure, not just with a drill and a bit at home. You got to hook... You have to hook up the plumbing.
16:53
Drew
Probably, or change the valve, really.
16:56
Adam
All right, but so right now he's got one of those like...
16:58
Drew
That valve right there.
16:59
Adam
It's got like a smokeless cigarette.
17:01
Drew
We have a book.
17:01
Adam
That's fine.
17:02
Drew
Yeah, that little valve right there not working right.
17:05
Adam
The world...
17:06
Drew
I command you to look.
17:07
Adam
Yeah, I'm looking. I see nothing. The world is your beat-off, Matt.
17:11
Drew
Yeah.
17:11
Adam
You know what I mean?
17:12
Drew
Whatever.
17:13
Adam
You can beat with impunity. While the rest of us idiots are running for the hamper and Kleenex boxes, going through hundreds of thousands of dollars of Kleenex a year, you just beat with impunity.
17:24
Caller
Oh, yeah.
17:27
Adam
If I were you, I would just wear sweatpants everywhere and just beat off while I was just standing on a bus.
17:32
Avenged Sevenfold
It's a blessing.
17:33
Drew
Yeah.
17:33
Adam
I have to say there's no problem.
17:36
Drew
As Adam's people say, it's a mitzvah.
17:37
Adam
It's his doctor who corrected it. It's a mitzvah. Yeah. We got a question for the band. Doug?
17:43
Drew
Yeah.
17:44
Adam
Oh, great. You're 15?
17:45
Caller
Yeah.
17:47
Adam
Sorry.
17:48
Drew
Another one we've interrupted.
17:49
Caller
It gets better.
17:50
Adam
Yeah. What's up?
17:51
Caller
Oh, I'm on the air.
17:53
Caller
Sweet.
17:54
Caller
I'm kind of nervous. I really love Avenged Sevenfold, guys. You guys are the big guys.
17:58
Caller
Well, thank you very much.
18:02
Caller
I want to ask, what bands did you like growing up? What kind of inspired you?
18:07
Adam
I think Bob Denver.
18:09
Drew
Yeah, Bob Denver and John Denver.
18:10
Avenged Sevenfold
John Denver.
18:12
Adam
I think the Professor and Mary Ann. Early Halen.
18:14
Avenged Sevenfold
Yeah, bigger influence.
18:16
Drew
Dawes, what was his last name? Dawes. He was on this show about eight years ago. Were you here?
18:21
Adam
No.
18:22
Drew
All right.
18:22
Adam
Let the band answer the question.
18:23
Caller
But in all serious, I have to say Guns N Roses, Pantera and Mr. Bungle.
18:27
Caller
Oh, nice. Those are my favorites, man.
18:30
Caller
Yeah, for sure.
18:30
Avenged Sevenfold
Metallica Slayer. A lot of 80s metal.
18:34
Adam
Oh, really?
18:35
Caller
Yeah.
18:36
Adam
Yeah, now it's cool again.
18:37
Avenged Sevenfold
Yeah.
18:38
Adam
Everything comes full circle. Yeah.
18:40
Avenged Sevenfold
Some Iron Maiden. Just lots of metal, man.
18:42
Adam
Doug. Yeah? Who influenced you? Just boring guys? OK. Do you think I'm boring? Well, you ain't the life of the party. That's what you're talking about. We're all nervous, buddy. We're all nervous. You're nervous. That's all. Are you smoking a lot of weed, Doug?
19:00
Drew
Um, yeah, we hear it and we hear it in the laugh.
19:08
Adam
All right, buddy. Easy on the weed now. You're just 15, right?
19:11
Caller
All right.
19:12
Avenged Sevenfold
Doug's already having a good time.
19:14
Drew
He's a party boy. They have shown, Doug, that Give Johnny Christ a call. It does affect the brain of under 17 year olds, for sure. Yeah.
19:24
Adam
Well, let me explain. Let me give my drug speech one more time, everybody.
19:27
Drew
The horsepower speech?
19:28
Adam
Well, here's the thing. Here's that not everyone should do drugs or can do drugs. Some people can. You don't want to do them if you're young, because the thing is, is you're like your cement is wet. You don't want to take that stick and have someone put their initials into it and then it's there for the next 50 years. Let your brain dry, then you can start effing with it. You know what I mean? It's like you can't walk on it, it's still wet.
19:51
Drew
Well, now that while it's wet, you're building it.
19:54
Adam
Right.
19:54
Drew
You're still constructing it, and you're going to screw with the construction, the foundation will be off, and that's bad time.
19:59
Adam
Right. So, leave your brain alone while it's still wet, and that's probably, you like to say 18, but it's probably more 16, 17.
20:06
Drew
For sure 16.
20:07
Adam
For sure. Now, the other people who can't do drugs are stupid people, because what drugs do is they sort of make you a little dumber than you are. Now, if you're really smart, you just get dumbed down to kind of smart. Average. Yeah, but if you're dumb, then you become unemployable. Yeah. I mean, that's the whole thing. I mean, if you're walking around with, you know, a 89 IQ, and you get yourself down, you'll get yourself down to dollard.
20:33
Avenged Sevenfold
Then you have to start a rock band.
20:34
Adam
Then you got to start drumming. Then I'm passing out 50 cents to you when you're about 45.
20:38
Avenged Sevenfold
I like it.
20:39
Adam
That's my point. True?
20:41
Drew
That's my point.
20:42
Adam
All right. Good. Way to pair it back, what I just said. Let's say-
20:46
Drew
I'm just looking at the tour dates for this band.
20:48
Adam
Yeah.
20:48
Drew
Can I give out some of them?
20:49
Adam
No, because we're going to hear a song. Okay. Then you can go ahead and shill for the band.
20:54
Drew
Yeah.
20:54
Adam
All right. Avenged Sevenfold in Studio Tonight. We'll hear something off the new CD. We queued up. Oh yeah. This one's called Bat Country. Yeah, oh, I'm loud. Avenged Sevenfold in studio tonight. New CD, City of Evil, out as we speak. We'll take ourselves a quick break. When we come back, got cut on Clinton, sex life, let's talk to Tara, just check in with her. Tara?
25:23
Drew
Tara?
25:24
Caller
Hello?
25:25
Adam
Tara, Tara.
25:26
Caller
Tara.
25:27
Drew
Ooh, got it, Adam.
25:29
Adam
Drew, you're always wrong. You should never speak again. Tara?
25:33
Caller
Yes.
25:34
Adam
You're, uh...
25:35
Drew
You have to list your complaint about how you carry the show.
25:38
Adam
You cut your clitoris during rough sex?
25:42
Caller
Yeah.
25:44
Caller
How many partners?
25:45
Caller
Uh, it was just one person.
25:48
Adam
And any piercings?
25:50
Caller
No.
25:51
Drew
All right.
25:51
Caller
Okay.
25:51
Drew
Let's get to this after the break, though.
25:53
Adam
All right, hold on.
25:54
Drew
Okay. Any ulcers or sores or anything there?
25:57
Avenged Sevenfold
Were you molested?
25:58
Caller
No, I was not molested.
26:00
Drew
No, no ulcers, no skin break. You can't actually see anything?
26:03
Caller
Um, it, it broke the skin.
26:07
Drew
It did.
26:08
Adam
All right.
26:09
Drew
All right, we'll get to this.
26:10
Adam
Hang on, it's ready to pay.
26:11
Drew
It's the top of this.
26:12
Avenged Sevenfold
Nothing fell off, though, right? Okay.
26:15
Adam
All right. You gotta get used to our callers not responding. Three-second rule, I give up. Yeah. We will take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this. Yeah, buddy, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Shadows and Sinister here tonight from Avenged Sevenfold. Hello. New CD, City of Evil. And you know, it's awesome. We have a staff photographer here at K-Rock Mother Station. She takes pictures when the bands come in. Not all the bands, by the way.
27:02
Drew
Special bands.
27:02
Adam
Special bands. We should have a good one. Special bands. But I've trained her. And it's awesome. Because let me just say this. I've done a lot of-
27:11
Drew
You've trained her by shaming her.
27:12
Adam
Trained. Yeah. Yeah. I think the combined trained and shamed.
27:16
Drew
Shramed.
27:17
Adam
Shramed her. Yeah. Here's the thing. I've done a lot of photo things where they take like 7,000 pictures and then they're like, hey, I got a good picture. These artsy fags, you know, going through thousands of miles of film, like they're doing something. And my thing is, is I could burn 70 rolls of film and get a good picture. That doesn't make me a photographer. You get five pictures and one of them's got a count. That's a photographer. I agree. Look.
27:45
Avenged Sevenfold
Hey, man, we do it the same thing.
27:47
Adam
You should start telling them. Here's the thing. It's like, look, you call yourself a photographer. If somebody had a gun and he had 2,000 rounds to hit a target, would that be a marksman?
27:58
Avenged Sevenfold
No.
27:58
Adam
No. You get three shots.
28:00
Avenged Sevenfold
I'd be an amateur.
28:01
Adam
That's an amateur. You could be drunk. You could be missing an arm. You could be missing an eye. You could, you would eventually hit the bullseye 1,000 yards away with your rifle if someone gave you an unlimited amount of ammunition. The worst shot in the world would eventually hit the target. Right? That is not a, you see Omega Man? That is not.
28:23
Drew
Earthquake.
28:24
Adam
That is, that is not a marksman. Marksman gets a handful of shots and must hit the target. That's what you photographers need to learn. All right. Now where are we, Drew?
28:34
Drew
Talking to Tara. We're gonna finish with her.
28:37
Caller
She's been holding for a long time.
28:39
Drew
Tara?
28:40
Caller
Yeah.
28:41
Adam
Okay. So you cut yourself downstairs.
28:44
Caller
Yeah.
28:45
Adam
Yeah. Were you having vigorous sex? Doing the dishes.
28:48
Caller
My boyfriend was, me and he had like really long nails.
28:53
Drew
Nice.
28:53
Adam
Does he have long nails for?
28:55
Caller
I don't know. I guess he just got lazy and didn't cut them.
28:58
Drew
Beautiful. That's a beautiful thing. Anyway, and so I wasn't from rough sex. It was just from him having long nails.
29:05
Adam
Well, I got this one, guys. Have your boyfriend cut his nails.
29:09
Drew
Thank you.
29:10
Caller
Well done. Well, but I was wondering like, how do I go about treating it? Do I put like Neosporin on it or is that not good to put down there?
29:17
Adam
No, you can't. I think this is bogus.
29:19
Caller
No.
29:20
Adam
I think you should put the guy on the phone.
29:22
Caller
He's not here.
29:23
Adam
Where is he? At his house.
29:25
Drew
I don't get bogus.
29:26
Adam
All right.
29:27
Caller
I think our previous caller should send you a cup of ejaculation.
29:32
Drew
Is it getting infected? Is there any redness around it?
29:35
Adam
It's hot.
29:36
Caller
It's like swollen and hurt.
29:39
Adam
Take a sit span.
29:40
Caller
I get infections really easily.
29:42
Drew
Then warm baths followed with some Neosporin or Backdrop Ban if you've got that.
29:47
Adam
You got to dry it out though, right?
29:50
Drew
Then tomorrow, the next day, start drying it out. You want to first try to make sure it's not a infection.
29:53
Adam
Sleep the fan on and your legs are Kimba?
29:55
Drew
Yes, that's later. But if the infection gets going, you got to see a doctor quickly.
30:00
Adam
All right, Tara. All right, easy with this guy. I don't trust him. I don't like a guy with long nails. I don't either. It's weird. It's a little weird. It smells funny. You leave your pinky long for doing coke, but that's not your finger blasting finger. I mean, come on, people.
30:17
Caller
Yeah.
30:18
Caller
All right.
30:19
Drew
All right, Tara. All right.
30:20
Adam
Good time.
30:20
Caller
Have a good one.
30:21
Adam
Let's talk to Harold, who's 29.
30:24
Drew
Calling from Japan?
30:25
Adam
Well, it says he's calling from Japan.
30:27
Caller
And Harold.
30:28
Adam
Harold. Hello.
30:29
Drew
Where are you?
30:29
Yes, I am in Japan. What is up, gentlemen? Wow.
30:34
Drew
Harold.
30:34
Adam
Not a much. How are you doing? You sound like you're in the military.
30:38
No, no, I was in the military, but that's.
30:41
Avenged Sevenfold
What are you doing in Japan?
30:43
I'm an English teacher. I teach preschool and kindergarten children and elementary schools. I work at every single school in this little town that I live in, in the middle of nowhere.
30:55
Caller
Wow.
30:55
Caller
That's amazing.
30:55
Good for you.
30:56
Caller
That kind of goes to show how different those cultures are.
30:59
Adam
Do you have to speak Japanese?
31:01
Caller
Oh, yes, sir. You do?
31:03
Adam
Because I think we've spoken to people before that didn't speak the language they were teaching in, or they spoke the language they were teaching in, but they didn't speak the second language or the language of the land. All right, so you speak Japanese and you learned that in the military?
31:19
Oh, no, I learned Korean in the military. I was a Korean linguist for the Navy, and I learned Japanese. I was an exchange student in high school and in university, and then now I live here with my wife.
31:33
Adam
Wow.
31:33
Drew
Is she Japanese?
31:35
Yes, sir.
31:35
Drew
Wow. Where did you go to college?
31:37
Good job.
31:39
Caller
Long Beach State.
31:40
Drew
Long Beach State.
31:41
Adam
Yeah.
31:42
Yeah, I went to college for like five years. I had to run in the military because I couldn't hack in in junior college, but military discharged me and I went straight to Long Beach State and here I am today.
31:54
Adam
Yeah. I got to tell you, if I signed-
31:55
Drew
Junior college at Mount Sack?
31:56
Caller
Where did you go to junior college?
31:58
I went to about ten different junior colleges. I went to Lane Community College in Oregon, Hartnell College.
32:03
Adam
Yeah. God knows how much of the taxpayer's money this guy has wasted before he finally ended up in Kobe.
32:10
Caller
Tell us the truth.
32:11
Adam
Hey, yeah, here's the other thing too. If I signed up for the Navy and they said you're going to be learning Korean, I'd be pissed. You know what I mean?
32:18
Caller
Hey, Adam, I'm the welterweight boxing representative for the Navy.
32:22
Adam
Wow.
32:22
Caller
Come out to Japan anytime. I'll take you to Hata Naka Gym, where I try to work part-time.
32:26
Drew
Listen to that guy.
32:27
Adam
His voice just elevated about 10 dB right there. I'm on the next plane, buddy. I want to go out to Hata Naka Gym. Yeah, okay, Sensei.
32:35
Drew
What time is it there now?
32:36
Caller
It is 2.30 in the afternoon.
32:39
Drew
Wow.
32:39
Caller
I'm watching like a year old episode of Friday Night Fights while I'm talking to you guys.
32:44
Adam
We got to move over to the show to Japan.
32:47
Drew
It would be cool, huh?
32:48
Adam
Hot chicks rubbing us down.
32:49
Caller
My wife making sushi, all you can eat.
32:50
Adam
Making a sushi, rubbing us down with the suds bath. I'm just laying back drinking sake in the afternoon. You know, it's 2 in the afternoon. All right, Harold.
32:59
Drew
What's up?
33:00
Adam
What's up?
33:02
Caller
Actually, today is kind of a dark day. My wife has just been admitted to the hospital for chemotherapy.
33:09
Adam
Wow.
33:10
Caller
She has non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. And the doctors won't let me stay with her. For the first couple of days, Japanese hospitals, they work a little bit different, but...
33:20
Adam
I got this one, guys. Come back to America. Yeah.
33:24
Caller
If I could afford health care in the States, I would, but...
33:29
Adam
How is the health care? Japan seems like a decent place to go down.
33:34
Drew
Yeah.
33:34
Adam
Right? Yeah. I mean, you could do a hell of a lot worse in Japan. And they won't let you stay with her just because of regulations or rules they have in that culture?
33:45
Caller
Yes. Very secretive. Very secretive. But it's only for the first couple of days. I can go see her after the third, fourth day.
33:54
Drew
Do you know what cell type she has?
33:56
Caller
Yes. She has a large follicular B cell.
34:02
Drew
Large B cell flick, flick, flick, yeah. So those are rapidly growing. Is she a stage three or stage four?
34:09
Caller
She is a stage four.
34:12
Drew
Yeah. Those are rapidly growing. Those have the greatest response rates. Yeah. However, they have the highest recurrence rates. So are they going to do something aggressive like a bone marrow or something on her?
34:26
Caller
They are using that as an option if she is having E-Shop chemotherapy. Our E-Shop, they are using Rituxan with it. But they are going to…
34:37
Drew
She will get… She will respond to that. She will do really well for a while. And hopefully… But she will get very, very sick with that.
34:44
Adam
With the chemo. Yeah. Because chemo is like poison.
34:47
Drew
It is a poison. But particularly with lymphomas, you have to really shut down the immune system and they get infections and things.
34:51
Caller
Dr. Drew, the doctors here, you know, I have argued with them a lot. Usually Japanese people, they are not very informed about their health.
35:01
Drew
Right.
35:01
Caller
And I have talked to the doctors. I have really kept the lines of communication open with them. I read that melatonin was good to help with her… to keep her white blood cell count from going down.
35:16
Drew
The blood cell count is going to go to zero. It has to. That is how they kill the cancer and that is how they get the infections. So what they do is they put them on very powerful antibiotics and antifungal agents to prevent that from becoming a serious issue. But that whole induction phase is going to be very treacherous and very difficult. But they have got it down pretty good. She should do fine with that. The real big issue is what next, whatever occurs, that kind of thing.
35:44
Adam
Okay. All right, Harold.
35:45
Drew
Good luck, Harold.
35:45
Adam
Good luck.
35:46
Caller
Sorry to hear about that, buddy.
35:47
Caller
Good luck.
35:47
Drew
What should she do?
35:48
Caller
Thanks a lot.
35:49
Adam
Tell us how it's going.
35:53
Drew
Call us back, will you?
35:53
Adam
Call us back.
35:54
Caller
Yeah.
35:55
Caller
Thank you very much.
35:55
Caller
I will.
35:56
Drew
All right.
35:56
Caller
All right, Harold.
35:57
Adam
See you, man.
35:57
Caller
All right.
35:58
Adam
Wow.
35:59
Drew
I just did a whole bunch of study all day of Lance Armstrong's story. Oh, you did? I got to interview him this weekend.
36:04
Adam
You do?
36:05
Drew
Yeah. And another interesting story that way. I mean, same kind of thing.
36:09
Adam
I heard he was thinking about coming out of retirement.
36:12
Drew
I know. I read that today. I got to ask him why he's been on retirement for like 18 days.
36:18
Adam
Yeah. Well, here's the thing. First off, nobody retires anymore.
36:22
Drew
Yeah, that's true.
36:23
Adam
Number two. So I've stopped listening when people retire.
36:26
Drew
I'm going to declare that. I agree.
36:28
Adam
The next thing is, I think the French have been giving him a hard time saying that he was getting in a blood domain and stuff like that. You don't buy that.
36:37
Drew
No, who cares? You know what I mean?
36:40
Adam
Well, let's have we listen to the French. Let's say it's a very valid point. The thing is too is whatever he does or did, if he did or does do anything, and I'm sure it's not anything else, anyone else, any other competitor does or did.
36:54
Drew
The guy had to take medicines like that when he was recovering from the cancer, first of all. So maybe there was some traces left over from that. The guy, it's not like he didn't prove himself a couple of times over, you know what I'm saying?
37:05
Adam
I don't think they really have anything on him. They just sort of make these accusations.
37:08
Drew
It's a zero, it's like a total zero.
37:11
Adam
Oh really?
37:11
Drew
It's a zero.
37:12
Adam
You may be in on it, Drew. Now I trust you. You may be the doctor behind the blood doping. He knows too much.
37:18
Drew
I said too much.
37:18
Adam
Yeah, so here's the thing, he's getting angry or he wants to come out of retirement, shut the French up and go back and win an eight tour de France, but then they would just make fun of him.
37:29
Drew
You know, when you hear how sick he was, I mean this guy had, I didn't realize he had to have neurosurgery, his brain opened up and cancer had taken out.
37:36
Adam
Yeah.
37:36
Drew
It's crazy.
37:37
Adam
Maybe they took out the gland that makes him tired.
37:40
Drew
Yeah, well, those kinds of things occur.
37:43
Adam
You know what I mean?
37:43
Drew
Yeah, it makes you feel pain.
37:44
Adam
Yeah, they just zap it with like a soldering iron and he feels no pain.
37:49
Drew
It's good, whatever.
37:51
Adam
Yeah, I'm going to get that. All right, let's take one more call, Drew, and then we'll hit the break. No, you don't want to do that? Has that sex in over a month?
38:00
Drew
Get a ban call at the bottom for him.
38:01
Yeah. Uh-oh.
38:03
Adam
Edwin?
38:04
Caller
Yeah.
38:05
Adam
23?
38:06
Caller
What's up?
38:07
Adam
How's it going, man? Got a question for the man.
38:09
Drew
From Huntington Beach.
38:10
Caller
What's up, Shadows?
38:11
Caller
This is Edwin.
38:13
Avenged Sevenfold
How you doing, man?
38:14
Caller
I'm good. How are you?
38:15
Avenged Sevenfold
I'm doing good, man.
38:17
Caller
Good, man.
38:18
Drew
What's hanging out?
38:19
Caller
I'm actually by the Del Taco across the street from Huntington Beach High School. That's awesome. I came out to get some food, dude, and I turned on the radio and there you were. So I thought I'd call and say what up.
38:29
Drew
Did you go to school with these guys?
38:31
Caller
I think I went to school with Shadows. Grade school. We grew up.
38:34
Avenged Sevenfold
Grade school, yep.
38:36
Caller
And in Huntington Beach.
38:37
Avenged Sevenfold
Second grade.
38:38
Drew
Well, he recognizes your voice. It hasn't changed at all since you were eight.
38:43
Adam
Well, Edwin, you landed on your feet.
38:49
Caller
I just wanted to give a call. Say what's up to Shadows and congratulate them on the album and see if they had any plans. Yeah, I know the new album just came out, but if they had any plans for another album and touring in Southern California anytime soon.
39:03
Avenged Sevenfold
Yeah, you know, we're touring soon.
39:05
Drew
They'll be at Irvine Bren Center on December 1st.
39:10
Avenged Sevenfold
Tickets go on sale Friday.
39:12
Drew
They'll be in Tampa on October 16th.
39:15
Adam
I don't think Edwin has that kind of range.
39:17
Drew
October 13th, as long as he brought it up.
39:19
Adam
Moped range.
39:20
Drew
New York, October 27th, Norfolk, Virginia, October 19th.
39:25
Adam
Yeah.
39:26
Drew
San Diego, October 7th.
39:29
Adam
Edwin might make it.
39:29
Avenged Sevenfold
He'll talk about after the bar closes.
39:31
Drew
The Tempe.
39:32
Adam
Edwin could make it out to San Diego if he had to.
39:35
Drew
There you go.
39:36
Adam
Okay, thanks, sir. It's fantastic. We'll take a quick break.
39:40
Drew
Thanks for the nice setup, though.
39:42
Adam
All right, buddy. We'll talk on during the break. We'll be right back after this.
39:48
Avenged Sevenfold
Loveline, we'll be right back.
40:00
Adam
Hey, everybody. Well, Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Avenged Sevenfold is in studio tonight. I think this is them. Bumping us in. Is it them?
40:11
Drew
That sounds like them.
40:12
Avenged Sevenfold
Is it a new record?
40:13
Adam
Yeah, that sounds awesome, fellas. It's a new direction.
40:15
Avenged Sevenfold
We knew it was a hit the minute we wrote it.
40:17
Drew
We're heroes then, brother.
40:18
Adam
Yeah, yeah. We are going to take some phone calls. Oh, it's time to play a little Germany or Florida.
40:25
Drew
Yeah, it's time.
40:26
Caller
Nice.
40:27
Adam
Here's how the game goes, fellas.
40:28
Drew
Oh, he's not from Canada, too. International night for you guys.
40:31
Adam
Wow. Someone's calling in playing Germany or Florida from Canada. They all bizarre stories emanate from either Germany or Florida, as you rockers know.
40:40
Caller
Lucien Meninge-Font.
40:41
Adam
So is he speaking Florida?
40:44
Avenged Sevenfold
That's Florida.
40:45
Drew
He's a gator.
40:47
Adam
So you speak German?
40:49
Avenged Sevenfold
Yes.
40:49
Adam
Good.
40:50
Avenged Sevenfold
100 percent.
40:50
Adam
Good. So fluent. This is going to work. Dan?
40:54
That's right. Germany or Florida, guys?
40:56
Adam
Here we go.
40:58
Outraged that her seven-year-old son refused to go to Sunday school, a single mother allegedly tried to burn the boy to death in the bedroom, police said. A little later that day, she attempted to choke him with a belt. Germany or Florida?
41:12
Drew
Boy, that smacks. That's got Florida all over it.
41:15
Adam
Yeah.
41:16
Drew
However, our callers have gotten good.
41:19
Adam
They have. They have.
41:20
Avenged Sevenfold
I'm going to go in Germany.
41:23
Drew
That screws me up.
41:24
Avenged Sevenfold
I'm going to Florida.
41:25
Drew
What do you think? I'm staying in Florida.
41:27
Avenged Sevenfold
Are you liberal?
41:28
Caller
It's Florida.
41:30
Adam
Here's my thing. Once you get inside your head.
41:33
Drew
I'm going to Florida.
41:34
Adam
You know what I mean?
41:35
Drew
Yeah.
41:35
Adam
You know how we got this far in Germany or Florida?
41:38
Drew
By our instincts.
41:39
Adam
Guts.
41:40
Drew
Yes.
41:40
Adam
Cat-like instincts. You understand?
41:42
Drew
Yeah, I do.
41:42
Adam
The day you abandon that.
41:44
Drew
I know. It went to my head.
41:45
Adam
When you go out there to play Germany or Florida, that's all you bring. Do you know what I'm saying?
41:49
Drew
When you bring a bunch of other stuff, it gets in the way.
41:51
Adam
That's right, man.
41:52
Drew
That's right.
41:53
Adam
All right. So where are we?
41:54
Drew
I'm at Florida.
41:55
Adam
Shadows?
41:56
Avenged Sevenfold
Florida.
41:57
Adam
Sinister?
41:58
Avenged Sevenfold
I changed my mind to Florida.
42:00
Adam
Oh, well, wait a minute. Now someone's coming down. Hi, Germany.
42:02
Caller
Hey.
42:04
Adam
All right. Let me write this down. Sinister's got Germany, Shadows by Florida. Is it three Florida's into Germany?
42:09
Avenged Sevenfold
Yeah.
42:10
Adam
Oh, yeah?
42:10
Avenged Sevenfold
Don't let me down, man.
42:11
Adam
Drew, come on, buddy. You got to come in. You got to verbally come in.
42:13
Drew
Florida.
42:14
Avenged Sevenfold
This is easy. Florida.
42:15
Adam
Florida?
42:15
Drew
I'm saying Florida, but they've screwed with it.
42:17
Adam
Dan?
42:18
Caller
That's right. Florida is correct.
42:20
Adam
Yeah. There you go. Yeah. All right, Drew.
42:23
Caller
You're back.
42:24
Adam
I told you I was back. Drew had a pretty couple of rough outings.
42:28
Drew
Traumatic.
42:29
Adam
A couple of rough. Yeah.
42:30
Drew
Ten, ten.
42:31
Adam
Well, I'm being kind. But the point is, is he's now three for three over the last few weeks. And he's back.
42:38
Drew
I'm back.
42:39
Adam
All right, Dan. Thanks. No problem. You sure he's not some shield that you set up to build your confidence, Drew? This is something you worked out in advance. You know what I'm saying?
42:48
Drew
I'm just, I'm not talking about it.
42:50
Adam
All right.
42:50
Drew
I'm just telling you, Dan. Lancer Armstrong did not go.
42:53
Adam
What part of Canada are you calling from?
42:55
Caller
I'm calling from Waterloo, Ontario.
42:58
Drew
Nice.
42:58
Adam
And where do you get the show?
43:01
Caller
Get It Off the Internet. Wow.
43:03
Drew
How far north is Waterloo? Are you way up there?
43:06
Caller
I'm about, it's about an hour east of Toronto.
43:10
Drew
Not too far up. It's off the lakes.
43:12
Caller
I'm about two hours from the border.
43:15
Adam
Come on, man.
43:16
Avenged Sevenfold
You're killing us over here.
43:17
Adam
True, true. Here's the thing, here's the thing about me and Kana. I barely know the states in the cities in this country.
43:27
Drew
You'd be much better than, listen, last eight years or so, you've really come a long way.
43:32
Adam
Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah.
43:35
Drew
Lordy.
43:36
Adam
Yeah. Well, that's, when you're clean slate, that's what happens.
43:39
Drew
That's rapid rise, yeah.
43:41
Adam
Yeah, when you're like a feral child, when you're like a Jodie Foster in that movie, she's like, nanny, can you make me? That's how I started out.
43:49
Chick-a-Pay.
43:50
Adam
Yeah. Joanna? Joanna?
43:58
Caller
Hello?
43:59
Drew
There you are.
44:00
Adam
How far could that phone be away from your head?
44:02
Caller
Do you know about the three second rule?
44:04
Caller
Well, I've been on hold for over an hour, so I had to put the phone down and rest my hand a little bit.
44:08
Drew
Careful, Joanna.
44:10
Adam
But to be exact, you've been on hold for 56 minutes and 35 seconds.
44:14
Drew
I love that standard.
44:15
Adam
That's a short stay. Yeah. Nothing by it. All right. Go ahead.
44:20
Caller
So I've been in a relationship for about six months, and we actually moved in together about three months ago, and we haven't had sex for the past month. My boyfriend stays out late a lot, says he's playing poker with the boys, but I suspect that something else might be going on.
44:41
Adam
Trust your woman's intuition. The man is cheating on you.
44:43
Drew
It's a horrible relationship already at six months. How's it gonna be at six years?
44:47
Adam
Sometimes they even am.
44:48
Drew
No, this is a bad time.
44:50
Adam
Both couples stop. No, it's done. Both parties stop caring.
44:52
Drew
And here's the way, he's doing drugs, he's doing whatever, he's out.
44:56
Avenged Sevenfold
Something that you don't want him to be doing.
44:57
Drew
Yeah.
44:57
Adam
Guaranteed.
44:59
Drew
Guaranteed.
44:59
Adam
Even if it's poker. What time, or it's maybe poke her, what time is he coming home?
45:05
Caller
Usually about midnight, one in the morning. What does he do for a living? He does security.
45:12
Adam
How was he when you first met him? Was he pretty promiscuous?
45:15
Caller
Did he come on to you pretty strong?
45:16
Drew
Did he cheat on somebody else to get you? Yeah.
45:19
Caller
Yeah, he was pretty promiscuous. And we had records.
45:21
Caller
Yeah, there you go.
45:22
Avenged Sevenfold
Listen, no change.
45:24
Drew
However his last relationships ended, that's how yours is gonna go.
45:28
Adam
Well, look, ladies, yes. If you meet a guy, and it's like I met him in a club, and I didn't know he had a girlfriend, and he said he was single, we went home, and then he dumped his girlfriend, and we hooked up. Well, that's how he operates.
45:39
Drew
That's his deal, especially when he's in his early 20s. I mean, if he gets out of that, he won't get out at like 32, if he gets out of it.
45:49
Adam
Yeah, he's coming home at 12, though. It's not that late.
45:53
Avenged Sevenfold
And you don't think there's any possibility that he might just be sexually frustrated with the relationship?
45:57
Adam
Passion is passion, you know?
45:59
Drew
You just have to deal with that.
46:02
Caller
My boyfriend just locked in.
46:04
Adam
All right, put him on the phone. Let's see if he's cheating.
46:07
Caller
Okay, hold on.
46:08
Drew
Let's put him on hold a second.
46:11
Caller
Hello.
46:11
Adam
Okay.
46:12
Caller
Hey, what's up? Yeah, what's up?
46:14
Adam
Boyfriend of Joanna?
46:16
Avenged Sevenfold
Playing poker?
46:17
Adam
All right, what were you doing tonight?
46:19
Caller
I was, I was playing poker.
46:22
Adam
All right.
46:23
Drew
I was, yeah.
46:24
Caller
Okay.
46:25
Avenged Sevenfold
What was the best hand you got?
46:27
Caller
I had aces over 10, but somebody, some guy had the fourth five in the deck and I lost about 100 bucks.
46:34
Adam
Good and good specific information.
46:36
Avenged Sevenfold
There you go.
46:37
Adam
There you go. He was receiving a BJ at the time, but it's good specific information.
46:42
Drew
Could be just probably one thing.
46:43
Caller
Wait, wait, wait, who's, who's, who's your guest tonight?
46:46
Avenged Sevenfold
This is Lincoln Park.
46:47
Caller
Yeah.
46:48
Caller
Lincoln Park.
46:49
Adam
It's Avenged Sevenfold, but hold on, hold on a second. Cause we got to take quick break.
46:53
Drew
You hold for a second?
46:54
Caller
Yeah, I'll hold.
46:55
Adam
Stay with us. We got to take a quick break. Like Avenged Sevenfold in studio. We're doing a, we're doing a band member swap. None of the members are leaving. I'm actually going home. Oh, good. Nice. And the reference is going to come and sit in for me. We'll take a quick break. We'll get to the bottom of Joanna and her disgruntled employee of a boyfriend after this. Yeah! It's the Loveline of Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Bumping in with a little more Avenged Sevenfold.
47:55
Avenged Sevenfold
And the Rev has joined us.
47:57
Caller
Yes, hello everybody.
47:58
Adam
Yeah, we kicked the...
47:59
Caller
Let's take the thing from the top.
48:00
Adam
We got the Rev'ing in here, so we're just gonna start fresh.
48:02
Caller
That's a good choice.
48:03
Adam
We'll hear something off the CD, City of Evil, and a couple of few. We got a few more phone calls to take first. Irregular size, Labia.
48:14
Drew
Good times.
48:14
Adam
That's a party. Cat?
48:17
Drew
Yes?
48:18
Adam
You're 18?
48:18
Drew
Oh, wait, wait. We just finished with Johanna, our boy- Do we hang up?
48:20
Adam
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah, yeah, that's a good point.
48:22
Drew
One second, Cat.
48:25
Adam
Is this boyfriend of Johanna?
48:27
Caller
Yeah, this is boyfriend. How you doing?
48:29
Caller
What's your name?
48:30
Caller
Put me back on that commercial with donating organs. I've never heard something like that. You guys can have my liver if you want. I need a new one though.
48:36
All right, buddy.
48:38
Drew
Comedian. That's what he does.
48:39
Adam
What's your name?
48:41
Caller
Chris.
48:42
Adam
All right, Chris, so your girlfriend, Johanna, called as she's a little bit worried because she says you're out all the time and you're just not interested in her.
48:52
Caller
Yeah, I don't know. I'm still pretty young though. But hey, just real quick, you said you had Avenged Sevenfold in there. I was wondering, whatever happened to Pinkley Smooth, sinister and the Reverend? Wow.
49:03
Caller
Who is that?
49:03
Caller
What is that?
49:04
Avenged Sevenfold
The Rev is actually in here to answer questions.
49:05
Caller
What is that? Yeah, I'm here and that's an old side project and we don't have the time for that.
49:12
Caller
Dr. Drew, I was wondering if...
49:15
Adam
Hold on, hold on a second.
49:17
Drew
This is a bogus call.
49:18
Adam
Well, it's either that or we're asking the questions.
49:22
Drew
Yeah.
49:22
Adam
We'll get to just start asking questions.
49:25
Caller
That was my uncle. No, I'm just kidding.
49:27
Drew
Yeah, you're nice.
49:28
Adam
What's his name? Is this his name, John?
49:30
Drew
Chris.
49:30
Adam
Oh, Chris.
49:32
Caller
Chris. Yes.
49:34
Adam
We get to ask the questions.
49:36
Caller
Okay.
49:37
Adam
All right. All right. Now, I agree with Drew. I think this is a bogus call.
49:41
Caller
A bogus call?
49:42
Caller
Why do you think that? Well, I just come home with my girlfriends on the phone, on the radio. I'm trying to, I'm just trying to deal with this right now.
49:49
Adam
Oh, okay. Now I think it's more of a bogus call.
49:52
Drew
Yeah. We didn't hear her tell you you were on the radio. Magically, he happened to walk in.
49:55
Adam
Yeah. We didn't hear you come in either.
49:57
Drew
We figured out, magically, she was talking to somebody on the radio. I didn't even get that out.
50:01
Adam
And I'm also going to go out.
50:03
Caller
Sinister. Sinister, she's your stepbrother. I love her.
50:06
Adam
All right. I think...
50:08
Drew
Who is it? Is she your stepbrother?
50:10
Adam
I think that was a bogus call.
50:12
Caller
That was very bogus. I know who that is.
50:14
Drew
You do know who it is?
50:14
Caller
Shut up, John. And you stop calling. And whoever that is, you're calling your girlfriend.
50:22
Adam
Was his name John?
50:23
Drew
Well, he knows.
50:24
Avenged Sevenfold
I think I know who that is, too.
50:25
Adam
What do you think his name is?
50:26
Avenged Sevenfold
When the Avenged Sevenfold gets in here, we ruin the whole show.
50:30
Adam
That was ruined before you guys got here. What was that guy's name?
50:34
Avenged Sevenfold
40 to 80 percent off.
50:36
Caller
John Garrah. That's our lead guitarist stepbrother. I recognized his voice when he said it.
50:41
Avenged Sevenfold
After he said that, yeah.
50:42
Adam
Did he say his name was John?
50:43
Drew
Yeah. Well, no, he said Chris, but he was clearly making it up. I could tell.
50:47
Caller
He said his name was John right at the end.
50:48
Adam
And they're from Canada. Drew, I called him John.
50:51
Drew
Yes, you did.
50:52
Adam
And I started, you see what I started writing here? J-O-H. And why did I call him John? Wow. You gotta go back and listen to this.
50:59
Drew
Hey, the great magnet.
51:00
Adam
Thought his name was John. Ooh, the great magnet at work, Drew. Kat?
51:07
Caller
Yes.
51:08
Drew
Thank you for giving us a real call.
51:10
Avenged Sevenfold
That's my sister.
51:11
Adam
Yeah. You have, let's hope not, because you have a regular sized labia.
51:17
Caller
That's correct.
51:18
Adam
Kids in the way of sex.
51:19
Drew
One is bigger than the other or both sort of unsightly?
51:22
Caller
One is far bigger than the other.
51:25
Adam
Far bigger.
51:26
Drew
Well, I actually scrubbed in for the Discovery Health Show, say Wednesday. Yeah, my show's on tonight, Wednesday, the Strictly Sex Midnight on Discovery Health Channel.
51:33
Adam
Too late with Adam Carolla tonight on Comedy Central, everybody.
51:36
Drew
25 minutes.
51:37
Adam
Yeah.
51:37
Caller
I'll be watching both.
51:39
Adam
Thank you.
51:39
Drew
Good cat. But the one thing we did do is a show about laser vaginal rejuvenation. And as part of that, they do these labial reconstructions and they're very slick and really non-traumatic and easy. I was really sort of impressed by the whole procedure.
51:53
Adam
How does it work with the laser when you're doing this?
51:55
Drew
It's just a knife. It's another kind of knife that isn't likely to cause a lot of local trauma or bleeding.
52:01
Adam
Does the laser cauterize it as it cuts?
52:05
Drew
Correct.
52:06
Adam
So I mean if you use the laser to modify alabia, you're literally just, it's if you're trimming the fat off a piece of flank steak.
52:18
Drew
Yes, exactly.
52:20
Adam
Really? Yeah.
52:21
Drew
It doesn't look quite that.
52:23
Adam
I'm hungry and horny now.
52:25
Caller
You guys are serious professionals.
52:27
Adam
Yeah.
52:28
Caller
Because we're sitting over here with horrified looks on our faces. You guys are very nice and professional. You take a look.
52:33
Adam
And what is the laser look like?
52:35
Drew
I mean, is it like it looks like a knife, like like a pen?
52:38
Adam
Looks like a pen.
52:39
Caller
Yeah.
52:40
Adam
And what do they have to put something behind it so it doesn't burn through?
52:45
Drew
I didn't see her really doing that. Well, when it's just sort of no, you just sort of sort of holds it out. Just goes just like you were the knife.
52:51
Adam
And what if you put your hand in front of it?
52:53
Drew
I think at a certain distance, it cuts only a particular distance from the from the knife.
52:57
Adam
Wow. And so you do that with the laser.
52:59
Drew
You just you just trim the extra piece of label just comes off.
53:03
Adam
Oh, man. I'm smelling burnt pubes.
53:06
Drew
Oh, it smells like burned flesh. But it's a it's a cool procedure. You might look it up on the web as a surgeon by the name of Hale Parn, H-A-I-L-P-E-R-N.
53:14
Adam
I think it is going to be nice for the chick when she wakes up. But who's that? Drew, what that what the just what you stay in and staring at my vagina for the last hour and a half for a while passed out.
53:26
Caller
Yeah.
53:27
Drew
Elegant procedure.
53:28
Adam
All right. So they can do wonders down there.
53:31
Drew
Yeah, they can. Yeah. I remember one time you and I had a little point counterpoint in here with a surgeon that did those procedures. Yeah. The guy against it was saying that it was putting undue pressure on women for aesthetics, about an area that naturally has a progression through life. I'll tell you what, it's a fairly non-traumatic procedure. These women are very happy with it when it's over.
53:53
Caller
Well, my, yeah, my gynecologist.
53:55
Adam
I've seen the before and after book.
53:57
Drew
It's amazing.
53:58
Adam
Yeah.
53:58
Caller
It goes from this to this. I asked my gynecologist about it and she just said it's not worth it, they're normal-looking. I'm like, no, no, really, they're not. I mean, it gets in the way.
54:09
Adam
Here's the thing, you, unfortunately, you're sort of in charge of figuring that out.
54:15
Drew
The women I spoke to that had these procedures done were frustrated with the way they were dismissed by their caretakers, the doctors and whatnot, because mostly these women had children and stuff and were sort of given the line that, well, it's just that seven kids, you are a mom, that's the way it goes, you know? And they really very badly, they couldn't feel sexual and then they got mad at their husband because he was fine with it, but she couldn't feel understood by him.
54:37
Adam
Well, it's clear that other women don't want other women's vaginas to look nice. Very clear.
54:43
Drew
You know, that's what it starts to boil down to.
54:45
Adam
You're thinking of like a chub pack of ground beef with an M80 in it and to tell you it looks fine. You know what I'm saying?
54:54
Drew
Yeah, I'm just imagining a chub pack of ground beef with an M80 right now.
54:57
Adam
Sweetie, it looks beautiful.
54:58
Drew
Hold on, hold on.
54:59
Adam
It's natural.
55:00
Drew
Okay, got it.
55:01
Adam
It's natural. It's the way God, yes, meanwhile she's rushing out getting a boob job.
55:06
Drew
Well, ask her, right, ask her if it's something that she's interested in for the guys or for who, who is trying to press.
55:11
Adam
Well, she's self-conscious. Kat?
55:15
Caller
Yeah.
55:16
Adam
Have guys ever commented on this?
55:19
Caller
I've only been with one guy.
55:21
Adam
Mm-hmm, and what did he say?
55:23
Caller
He doesn't mind it. He knows it gets in the way and he knows it bothers me. And I really don't find it attractive at all. And I think that kind of affects our sex.
55:33
Drew
See, women, here's the deal, this is what-
55:35
Adam
Yeah, they gotta feel beautiful.
55:36
Drew
I encountered this over and over again with these women. It was like, I don't like how I look, therefore I can't feel sexual. That's why they wear the fallacy underwear.
55:43
Caller
Well, we're very conscious of it.
55:44
Adam
Hold on, true. This isn't about you.
55:46
Drew
Hold on, Chad. And if he doesn't understand that, she feels even more angry and less understood. And now I really can't feel sexual.
55:55
Adam
But the part where it gets in the way-
55:59
Caller
You got to-
56:01
Adam
Well, that sounds-
56:02
Caller
It's not like ginormous or anything. It's just, you know, it's when I'm wearing panties, I notice when I'm urinating, I notice-
56:12
Adam
Yeah, but does it actually get in the way when you're having sex, like a basset hound's ears do when they're walking?
56:21
Caller
It just needs to be moved.
56:23
Avenged Sevenfold
Well, I'm sure if you go to another doctor and have a couple different opinions, you can get it worked out.
56:28
Drew
Did you write that name down I gave you? Hill Parn.
56:31
Caller
Yeah, Hill Parn.
56:32
Drew
H-I-L-P-E-R-N.
56:34
Adam
There are people who do this and you don't want to talk to your jealous chick of a gynecologist. You need to find some swarmy guy. You know what I'm saying? You need a dude with a pinky ring and some tanning cream on to tell you what he can do for your vagina.
56:50
Drew
Wait, Marcel can't help out.
56:51
Adam
Dr. Marcel, that's who I'm thinking of. You don't need some chick, some dyke going, Sweetie, you just as got created. You don't let any man ever tell you what you, no, no, you need a dude who's wearing like puka shells. You know what I mean? And a pinky ring and maybe a choker and he's just, you know, he's got a shirt undone. I don't know what kind of, he's wearing a members only jacket, turquoise. You know, that kind of gynecologist. You know what I mean? Cowboy hat.
57:21
Drew
Nice.
57:22
Adam
He tilts his back when he goes in for work. You know what I mean? Yeah.
57:27
Drew
Not.
57:28
Adam
Do you think in Texas there's gynecologists who wear cowboy hats? They wear a lot of boots and hats over there.
57:33
Drew
I bet.
57:33
Adam
Huge belt buckle in the way. OK. That's what I got to get. I got to get a big belt buckle. You know why? You know why? Because when you have a big belt buckle, you're telling the world you've done something.
57:47
Avenged Sevenfold
Telling the world you're a man.
57:48
Adam
Yeah. You're not you're not doing it now and you're not going to do it in the future. But at one point, you did something. Drove a truck, rode a bull, busted a brunk. You know what I mean? That's where you got that big belt buckle. I see.
58:00
Drew
So it's like a heavyweight champion of the world.
58:01
Adam
Yeah, it's kind of like that for, yeah. Yeah. For guys drive trucks. And also, I think it would offer a fair degree of protection. I mean, you got to you got to think about how many men's lives have been saved by huge belt buckles, guys stabbing at you, guys shooting at you. It happens.
58:18
Caller
One of my friends actually got, he got his intestines busted open in a car wreck by wearing a big, a big belt.
58:25
Adam
That's my point.
58:25
Caller
From the seatbelt.
58:26
Adam
Oh, no, wait a minute.
58:27
Caller
No, it was, it was reversed.
58:28
Adam
Yeah, yeah. Well, look.
58:30
Caller
One time only.
58:31
Avenged Sevenfold
I would never attack or fight a man with a big belt buckle. So it's protection.
58:34
Adam
Yeah, not only, not only does it work as a shield, but you don't want to mess with this guy. You have to kick your ass.
58:41
Avenged Sevenfold
Because you know he's done something.
58:41
Drew
Well, it could be like Batman's utility belt. Who knows what he's got in there?
58:45
Adam
It pulls something out of there. Yeah.
58:47
Drew
Let's take a call.
58:48
Adam
Okay. Let's have a nice belt buckle. That's all. Dee?
58:52
Caller
Yeah.
58:53
Adam
You're 19? Yeah. You know, reversible.
58:57
Drew
Come on, hold on.
58:57
Adam
Reversible jackets never get used, but that reversible belt does.
59:01
Drew
Yeah.
59:02
Adam
You know what I mean?
59:03
Avenged Sevenfold
Yeah.
59:03
Adam
Where you flip the belt, you snap that thing over, you got a brown one on one side, a black one on the other.
59:08
Avenged Sevenfold
Is this one of those calls, the three second?
59:11
Drew
No, no. Not at all.
59:12
Adam
I was just thinking about reversible stuff. The reversible jacket, no one's ever done it. No one's ever reversed a jacket and worn it. You guys don't even know from reversible jackets. They used to have them. They used to have jackets that were like two jackets in one.
59:26
Drew
You'd wear them.
59:27
Adam
Yeah, but you would never reverse them.
59:29
Drew
Because you liked one side best.
59:30
Adam
You guys have grown up in a society where you don't even know about reversible jackets.
59:34
Drew
Dee, what's going on?
59:35
Caller
Fresh Prince reversed one.
59:36
Caller
Hey, oh my god. I just want to say hi to the Rev and Shadows. And I don't know if it's in there. It's in there, but hi. How you doing? Hello. Pretty good. Oh my god. I just want to tell you, you guys are so amazing. And your new CD is phenomenal. And I can't wait to see you guys on tour.
59:52
Adam
Thank you so much. Well, December 1st, they're going to be on.
59:56
Caller
I've been a fan since 99. And oh my god, I'm so nervous right now.
59:59
Avenged Sevenfold
Very nice.
1:00:01
Adam
Where are they going to be?
1:00:02
Caller
They're going to be, I'm going to go watch them on October 7th at SOMA, December 1st at Irvine, December 2nd in Las Vegas.
1:00:09
Adam
That's right.
1:00:09
Drew
Las Vegas. I didn't see Las Vegas.
1:00:11
Caller
Get in the front row, I'll throw you a stick.
1:00:13
Caller
Oh my god.
1:00:14
Drew
Oh yeah, Friday, December 2nd.
1:00:16
Caller
I guess I'll be there.
1:00:17
Adam
He's not talking about a drumstick. He means he'll have sex with you. That's the way drummers say it, I'll throw you a stick. All right, Dee.
1:00:25
Avenged Sevenfold
Thanks, Dee.
1:00:27
Adam
All right, bye. You pull your top up so they know it's you.
1:00:30
Avenged Sevenfold
All right.
1:00:31
Caller
OK, I've been with my boyfriend for about two months now and he's been bugging me to give him a blow lately and I've never given one.
1:00:41
Avenged Sevenfold
You just got to go for it.
1:00:42
Drew
Wow.
1:00:42
Caller
How many months you been with him?
1:00:44
Caller
Like about two, three months.
1:00:45
Avenged Sevenfold
You have a very understanding boyfriend.
1:00:47
Drew
How long has he been bugging you?
1:00:49
Caller
For like about two months.
1:00:50
Drew
Two or three months.
1:00:51
Adam
You just lost your you lost your backstage pass in your tour of the bus.
1:00:55
Caller
Oh, that's.
1:00:57
Caller
How's that?
1:00:58
Caller
How old is how old is he?
1:01:00
Adam
He is 19, which is all right. 18, which is ancient by Loveline BJ standards.
1:01:08
Drew
Yes, it is a good sign.
1:01:10
Adam
Yeah, I guess it's a good sign.
1:01:11
Caller
The 90s here.
1:01:12
Adam
Yeah, you're. Oh, you may be you may be scared of the scared of the penis. Right.
1:01:18
Caller
No, I'm not.
1:01:19
Adam
Well, why won't you get a BJ?
1:01:21
Caller
I don't know. I mean, I've never had a scary one or something. I've just heard so many things like things go wrong with my friends. And I'm just like, I don't want to be that girl.
1:01:30
Adam
And what happened? Like the belt buckle story? I guess penis goes through the back of the skull. Well, what happens? What's going on? And by the way, has any of you guys ever had a BJ that went so horribly wrong?
1:01:42
Caller
I think I personally have.
1:01:44
Adam
Really?
1:01:45
Caller
It's really the...
1:01:46
Adam
Dude was one of the worstest.
1:01:47
Caller
No, it's one of the worst things that's ever happened to me.
1:01:50
Adam
Really?
1:01:50
Drew
What happened?
1:01:51
Caller
What happened? Well, you know, some alcohol, I guess this girl had been drinking. Yes, she threw up all over me.
1:02:00
Drew
That's just, you know, that's what I was saying.
1:02:01
Caller
Oh come on, you guys are downplaying that? That's terrible.
1:02:03
Adam
That's heartbreaking. No, that's traumatizing.
1:02:07
Drew
I mean...
1:02:08
Adam
No, it's traumatizing. That's why you gotta get them standing up when you're on the road.
1:02:13
Drew
Okay.
1:02:13
Adam
You never go for the laugh.
1:02:14
Caller
You just gotta take it easy and just do what you feel comfortable with.
1:02:17
Adam
Oh, okay. All right.
1:02:18
Caller
And she was 19, too.
1:02:19
Adam
Yeah, well, here's the thing.
1:02:20
Caller
Just kidding.
1:02:21
Adam
You figure a lot of that's gonna happen because people drink before they give BJs. Chicks have a gag reflex. And you know what I mean?
1:02:28
Caller
I mean, like, here's...
1:02:29
Adam
I wish I had a penis to put down my throat so I could throw up some nights before I go to bed. I gotta use my finger like an animal.
1:02:37
Avenged Sevenfold
You could probably work it out.
1:02:38
Adam
Do you have an extra penis I could use? That's what they ought to have. You know, once in a while, when you drink too much and the bed's spinning and you get up and you're like, oh, you gotta go yack, you gotta put your finger down and throw up? You give me a penis.
1:02:51
Avenged Sevenfold
I gotta tell you, I'd rather put my finger down my throat.
1:02:54
Adam
Well, this is not just anyone's penis. This is just a penis extension that you put on your finger.
1:02:59
Avenged Sevenfold
Oh, okay, okay.
1:03:00
Drew
You got that Ron Jeremy model.
1:03:02
Adam
I do have Ron Jeremy's penis. Yeah, I don't want to choke and die, though. I just want to vomit. I want to end up like Jimi Hendrix.
1:03:10
Drew
Right, right.
1:03:11
Adam
Yeah. What happened to Dee? Dee?
1:03:15
Caller
Yeah, I'm still here.
1:03:16
Adam
Okay. So, nobody abused you or anything like that. You're just scared.
1:03:22
Caller
Yeah.
1:03:23
Avenged Sevenfold
It's probably been, you're 19 years old, and your friends have probably been doing it for a while, and so now you've built it up in your head, and it's a big deal.
1:03:28
Adam
You can get over it. Just go ahead and give him one.
1:03:31
Caller
He's going to like it one way or another, and then, you know, you guys can get, you can get better at it together.
1:03:35
Drew
Do you like this guy?
1:03:36
Caller
Just go for it.
1:03:37
Caller
Yeah, we've been friends first, and we just hooked up, so I pretty much like him.
1:03:41
Drew
Well, maybe this isn't the guy for you.
1:03:44
Adam
He's liked you for a while, though, right?
1:03:46
Caller
Yeah.
1:03:46
Drew
Yeah, no, no.
1:03:47
Avenged Sevenfold
You know, but how many how many 19 year olds get, you know, the person they're going to marry?
1:03:52
Drew
No, not marry, but somebody that she really is into, that, you know, that's something she's into.
1:03:56
Avenged Sevenfold
She at least had been friends.
1:03:58
Drew
Yeah, you're right. You're right.
1:04:00
Adam
This guy was has been in you for a while, and you were going out with somebody else. Or what was the problem?
1:04:05
Caller
Um, yeah, I just got our relationship like a while back. And the guy just like mistreated me and my boyfriend now. He knew how my ex-boyfriend was time and he didn't want to like deal with asking me out, you know.
1:04:19
Adam
This is this the guy sort of the pick up the pieces guy. And he's a nice guy and you're not that into it.
1:04:23
Drew
Right.
1:04:24
Caller
I mean, I am, but it's just that I don't know. I don't know why I'm scared. I mean, I really want to because I'm like so curious, you know, but I don't know.
1:04:32
Adam
Well, when you're she's curious, but she's not into the guy.
1:04:37
Drew
He wants a BJ, not because he's curious, D.
1:04:40
Adam
He wants you to prove it.
1:04:41
Drew
Curiosity has nothing to do with what's motivating him to want that. Nothing.
1:04:45
Avenged Sevenfold
You just got to do it when you feel comfortable. You obviously don't feel comfortable.
1:04:48
Drew
It'd be nice if you had a similar motivation to his.
1:04:51
Caller
Yeah.
1:04:52
Adam
You're not that into the guy.
1:04:55
Caller
Not really.
1:04:56
Avenged Sevenfold
Adam's a genius.
1:04:58
Adam
I know, I know.
1:04:59
Drew
The only time they were here, women wanting to do sexual things for Curiosity recently, when the family history of alcoholism.
1:05:05
Adam
Oh, really?
1:05:06
Drew
Yeah, ask her.
1:05:08
Adam
She had an abusive boyfriend. D?
1:05:11
Caller
Dump that guy and come have fun at our show.
1:05:12
Drew
Was your dad an alcoholic?
1:05:13
Caller
Yes. I will freaking go. I really want my first b**** to be with you guys.
1:05:20
Adam
Any, your dad was an alcoholic, did you say?
1:05:24
Caller
What?
1:05:25
Adam
Was your dad an alcoholic?
1:05:26
Caller
No.
1:05:27
Drew
Mom, somebody drink in your family?
1:05:29
Caller
No.
1:05:29
Adam
Well, do you know where your dad is?
1:05:32
Caller
No.
1:05:34
Adam
Well, when did he split?
1:05:36
Caller
I mean, he's been in my life. It's been off and on. So, yeah.
1:05:40
Drew
And he's not doesn't use alcohol and drugs?
1:05:42
Caller
No.
1:05:44
Drew
And that doesn't fit.
1:05:46
Adam
Oh, he just sort of floats in and floats out again?
1:05:48
Caller
Yeah. Like, I mean, my parents, they've been getting so many divorces and I don't know, drama.
1:05:57
Adam
What's your dad do for a living?
1:05:59
Caller
He is a supervisor for this meat company.
1:06:05
Drew
Somebody's got to be using alcohol in that kind of craziness.
1:06:08
Caller
I don't know. Maybe my dad is an alcoholic, but not that I know or not that I care.
1:06:13
Drew
I'm just saying that you may have inherited that gene from him and I hear women talk about curiosity when it comes to sex when they have that gene.
1:06:20
Adam
You know, it's a great time really to be a dad in this society because you get kind of a free pass. You would be a pariah in the past if you acted like this, but now you're sort of, he's an okay guy, kind of floats in, floats out. I was watching the, I was watching like the, behind the, behind the sports documentary on Ray Lewis, the linebacker, great linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens last night, and everyone was like, hey, you know, everyone thinks that Ray's a thug and everyone thinks, you know, confuses his on-field, you know, his aggression on-field with his off-field. Off-the-field, he's a nice, he's a pusscat. He's a great father. He's a great and loving parent. He has four children from two wives. One of them, three of the kids live in Florida. And then the other one's in like West Virginia. He loves those kids. And their people are doing like, they're standing up. They're doing testimonials. This guy's a great dad.
1:07:23
Drew
Oh my God.
1:07:25
Adam
Hello, he doesn't live in the same state with his four kids. I'm sure he's good to them on the rare occasion he sees them. But I just thought, wow, it's a good time to be a dad. You just get that free pass.
1:07:39
Drew
All you gotta do is declare you love your kids. And that's it, you're the world's greatest dad, dad of the year. That's it.
1:07:45
Adam
Yeah. And the black athlete bar sets so low in the parenting thing that's like, yeah, look, you just pay child support and you're the world's, you're dad of the year. The kids are in Florida. One of the old ladies is over here. The other one, well, he never married him. They're just spread out. The kids are just spread out. This guy's a great father. Here's the old thing. In the past, they would have never even brought up the kids. Like, would have been a shame because they're like, yeah, you don't bring that up. I'm sure he doesn't abuse them or sure he pays for them. I'm sure they have great Christmases. But I don't know if you get to wear the crown of great dad, if you're not living in the same state as your children.
1:08:24
Drew
Yeah.
1:08:24
Adam
Who are from different mothers.
1:08:26
Drew
Yeah. Yeah.
1:08:27
Adam
Really? Maybe just good dad.
1:08:29
Drew
No.
1:08:30
Adam
It doesn't have to be under the same roof. Wouldn't it be nice to live in the same house? Yeah. All I'm saying is, is people give everyone a free pass. It's like, yeah, well, he floats in, he floats out. They have their problems. I don't know. I don't know the guy well enough to know if he drinks.
1:08:46
Drew
Well, you heard her get into what she really feels later. She doesn't care about, he's an asshole. He doesn't care about it anymore.
1:08:51
Adam
All right. Awesome. I gotta crap out some girls. That's what I gotta do.
1:08:56
Drew
With a couple other women. Yeah, yeah.
1:08:57
Adam
Yeah, yeah.
1:08:58
Drew
And make sure they live in Florida.
1:09:00
Adam
I'm trying to figure out a way to have three kids with five chicks. Yeah.
1:09:06
Drew
That'd be a trick.
1:09:07
Adam
It'd be awesome though, wouldn't it? You know, people get that, that people have this thing where they have like, you would be the world's greatest dad. They have four kids with one or two chicks. I want, I want, I want less kids with more chicks. Know what I'm saying? Yeah, it'd be awesome. Every man's dream. And they don't have stretch marks or anything because they only, they only had like 33% of a kid. I'm gonna work that out. Drew, great dad though.
1:09:31
Drew
Perfect dad.
1:09:32
Adam
Awesome. Take a quick break. Be right back after this.
1:09:35
Caller
Thank you for calling Loveline. Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.
1:09:52
Adam
Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. Avenged Sevenfold is in the studio tonight. City of Evil, name of the band. The Reverend's in here tonight. Shadows is in here tonight. We'll hear something else off the CD. Yeah, and a couple of few. Something I forgot to mention, I was gonna go to New York tomorrow to do Letterman, and David Allen Grier, or Dag, or my main man, as I know, was gonna come in here and sub in. I'm now not going to Letterman because they're doing something. They're doing Louisiana something. Everything is turned to the New Orleans. So I'm here. Now here's the good news. When most people get bumped off a show, they're pissed.
1:10:36
Drew
Not Adam.
1:10:37
Adam
I got the phone call today, baby. Bad news, you're not going to New York. I was, oh thank Christ, dear Lord, thank you. I'm so trained to wanna not do things that even stuff I should wanna do, I don't wanna do. It is a horrible way to go through life. No?
1:10:55
Drew
Yeah? You're never disappointed.
1:10:58
Adam
I'm disappointed if I have to do something.
1:11:01
Drew
How about that point? You're not let down. Let's put it that way. There's no let down for you.
1:11:05
Adam
I'm so committed.
1:11:06
Drew
It's always, you're a hassle, but you're not let down.
1:11:08
Adam
I'm so committed to this lifestyle that I was in my dressing room today and I got a call right before we did Too Late with Adam Corolla on 1130, County Central. I was about to walk in and get a call. And yeah, bad news. What? The New York trip is canceled. You're not doing Letterman.
1:11:24
Avenged Sevenfold
Awesome.
1:11:25
Adam
Awesome.
1:11:26
Drew
Perfect person to be a publicist or an agent for though.
1:11:29
Adam
Oh yeah.
1:11:29
Drew
I hate telling you this, buddy, but... Oh god, yes. Thank you.
1:11:33
Adam
Loveline, when Loveline, the TV show used to be, was going to be a syndicated show, as Drew remembers, once upon a time, we had cleared it in like 95% of the markets and all that kind of stuff.
1:11:47
Drew
We filmed seven shows.
1:11:49
Adam
Oh, we did seven shows.
1:11:50
Drew
Yeah, the last episodes.
1:11:51
Adam
Everything was all green lit, it was all ready to go, and then at the last second, like Rupert Murdoch's wife pulled the plug or they sold something.
1:12:00
Drew
No, they sold the company and they canceled all their new programming.
1:12:02
Adam
Whatever it is, they called me and said, Adam, are you sitting down? Yeah, the show's been canceled. I was like, all right. And they're like, no, seriously. I remember the person told me, didn't think I believed them. I was happy not to be doing anything, and I wasn't even doing anything back then. Wow. Yeah, that is a sad pathetic.
1:12:24
Drew
That's punk.
1:12:25
Adam
Pathetic. Yeah, that's punk.
1:12:27
Drew
And what started this conversation?
1:12:29
Adam
Me being excited about.
1:12:30
Drew
David Greer, though, has.
1:12:31
Adam
No, I'm excited that Letterman bumped me.
1:12:33
Drew
No, I know, but Dagg has something to promote for the weekend, so he'll be here.
1:12:36
Adam
Oh, that's uncomfortable, because, you know, we don't work well. I know. All right. So tomorrow night's guest, theoretically, if he doesn't pitch a fit. And here's the thing.
1:12:45
Drew
No, no, no, he just wants to come out and promote his thing at Irvah.
1:12:47
Adam
OK, because here's the thing about Dagg. He his his royal anus can get his feelings hurt sometimes. You never know.
1:12:54
Drew
He'll be fine.
1:12:55
Adam
OK. All right. So David and Greer in here tomorrow night. We will take a question for the band.
1:13:02
Drew
Royal anus.
1:13:04
Adam
Well, you know, he's he's highfalutin that he went to yale.
1:13:07
Drew
What do you think?
1:13:08
Adam
He's too smart.
1:13:12
Drew
Nick, you're going to eat some royal ass tomorrow night.
1:13:16
Adam
Nick. Well, he's he's a proud black man. He's smarter in hell and he's talented.
1:13:22
Drew
Yeah.
1:13:22
Adam
And he's angry. Yeah. And he's nuts.
1:13:25
Drew
And you're jealous.
1:13:26
Adam
All right.
1:13:27
Caller
And and he's dag.
1:13:28
Adam
Yeah. But who got bumped from Lehtemann and who didn't? In your face. So pumped up. I started making plans about what I was going to do here, which is nothing, but I started making plans. Oh, Monday, Monday Night Football on Thursday night. I'll be home. Yeah. Oh, Nick, go ahead. And hold on. Oh, for the love of Christ, could the Pats just lose an effing game? Could they just lose a game? Please. Could they just not have a fumble bounce their way? Could they just not get a call? Could they just somebody drop a pass? Somebody miss a field goal?
1:14:05
Drew
It'll happen this year.
1:14:07
Adam
Yeah.
1:14:07
Drew
This is the year for that.
1:14:08
Adam
Thanks for the jinx, Mr. Wrong. Nick.
1:14:11
Caller
Yeah.
1:14:12
Adam
What's up?
1:14:13
Caller
First of all, I just want to say Avenged Sevenfold.
1:14:15
Caller
I love you guys. You guys are musical geniuses.
1:14:18
Avenged Sevenfold
Thank you.
1:14:19
Caller
Thank you. And my question was for Shadows. I've heard a lot of different rumors and I didn't know if it was true, if you really had tore your vocal cords and you had to have surgery or that's why you guys want to scream as much on the new album. Yeah.
1:14:35
Avenged Sevenfold
You know, I had surgery about two and a half years ago and we were still doing the screaming thing. And then on the new record, we decided to go in a new direction. So I did have surgery, but it wasn't the cause of the new direction music.
1:14:47
Caller
Oh, that's cool.
1:14:48
Adam
How do you have, how do you have surgery for it? Did you tear your vocal cords?
1:14:52
Avenged Sevenfold
No, no, no, no, I didn't have nodes. I had a blood vessel that was interfering.
1:14:59
Adam
So what did they do with it?
1:15:00
Avenged Sevenfold
I actually went to a doctor in Boston and he did like a laser. They use on babies.
1:15:06
Drew
Oh really?
1:15:07
Adam
They do the labia?
1:15:10
Drew
They laser the vocal cord, yeah.
1:15:12
Adam
With the labia?
1:15:14
Avenged Sevenfold
There was no real cutting or anything.
1:15:15
Drew
It was just sort of a fry this whole zit basically.
1:15:17
Adam
Oh really?
1:15:18
Caller
Yeah.
1:15:19
Adam
Hey Nick?
1:15:20
Caller
Yeah.
1:15:21
Adam
There's your answer buddy boy.
1:15:23
Caller
Thanks man.
1:15:24
Adam
Yeah.
1:15:25
Drew
Hey good times. I think it's a good time to bring on a song, don't you?
1:15:27
Adam
It's always a good time.
1:15:29
Drew
Yeah.
1:15:29
Adam
Yeah. Alright, let's hear a little something from Avenged Sevenfold off City of Evil. That's what this one's called. Yeah, Avenged Sevenfold in studio tonight. City of Evil, the name of the CD. Refreshing.
1:21:25
Drew
Yeah.
1:21:25
Adam
Yeah, we get the same old, same old bands in here a lot. Avenged Sevenfold's got a little.
1:21:30
Drew
Deep Purple.
1:21:31
Adam
A little Deep Purple to them. The bands never heard of Deep Purple.
1:21:36
Caller
Yeah, I'll tell ya.
1:21:39
Adam
You guys be into them and they be into you. Who knows, maybe they are. Hmm.
1:21:45
Drew
From the nursing homes.
1:21:46
Adam
Oh, they're not that old, Drew. Come on, these guys are legends. Get yourself the best stuff, see the deepest purple. Yeah, that's how you do it back then. You know what I mean?
1:21:59
Drew
Yeah.
1:22:00
Adam
Yeah. Very clever. It's clever. Brilliant.
1:22:03
Drew
Let's talk to Jeff.
1:22:04
Adam
Jeff? Jeff is 17. Jeff?
1:22:07
Caller
Hey, how's it going?
1:22:08
Adam
What's up?
1:22:10
Caller
I had a couple of questions about like addiction and how it relates to like my family.
1:22:17
Caller
Okay.
1:22:18
Drew
Go to it.
1:22:20
Caller
Well, first of all, my father is an alcoholic and his dad, so my grandpa died from alcoholism. He had like hepatitis C and cirrhosis of the liver.
1:22:34
Caller
All right.
1:22:35
Caller
And I think there's some on my mother's side as well.
1:22:39
Drew
Is she an alcoholic?
1:22:40
Caller
No, no.
1:22:42
Drew
She married an alcoholic because her dad was an alcoholic. That's how that works.
1:22:46
Caller
Maybe.
1:22:47
Caller
I'm not sure if my grandfather.
1:22:49
Drew
I'm sure. That's just how it works. So go ahead. What's the question?
1:22:53
Adam
Everyone's an alcoholic in Drew's world.
1:22:56
Drew
No, your mom isn't, but daughters of alcoholic fathers, marry alcoholics, have a very high incidence of depression.
1:23:03
Adam
Drew has two Australian shepherds.
1:23:05
Drew
Both alcoholics.
1:23:06
Caller
Both alcoholics.
1:23:07
Adam
His kids are alcoholics. He has mice in his house that are alcoholics.
1:23:13
Drew
So what's the question, Jeff?
1:23:15
Caller
Well, anyway, I was wondering how that's going to affect my tendencies to become addicted to-
1:23:25
Drew
Well, you'll have about a 50% probability of inheriting that potential.
1:23:30
Adam
That doesn't matter if one of your parents is alcoholics or neither of your parents. Or both, I should say.
1:23:35
Drew
Doesn't matter if one or both, it's still about 50%. The only exception to that rule-
1:23:39
Adam
What if a grandparent was and it skipped one? Could it skip down to you?
1:23:42
Drew
It can skip, but somebody's gotta still have the gene. They can skip, the disease never manifest, but you still have to have the genetic potential there. And the only real exception I've seen to that a really reproducible exception in my clinical experience is if you have any Cherokee Indian in the background. Even a quarter Cherokee and you get 100% penetrance.
1:24:03
Adam
Oh really?
1:24:03
Drew
Everyone gets it.
1:24:04
Adam
Like Cher.
1:24:05
Drew
Yeah.
1:24:07
Adam
Okay. These guys don't know Cher either. They don't know if Deep Purple, they don't know if from Cher. No, we know Cher.
1:24:11
Caller
You have high pay duty tolerance, right?
1:24:12
Adam
Yeah, high pay duty tolerance. Jeff?
1:24:16
Caller
Yep.
1:24:17
Adam
All right, so you got your work cut out for you, buddy.
1:24:19
Drew
Yeah, the coq-utile in the ends up there near you guys don't count.
1:24:21
Avenged Sevenfold
Just got to be careful.
1:24:22
Caller
I also wanted to do, Al, if I started to drink at an earlier age opposed to a later age, if that had any effect on...
1:24:31
Adam
Wait, yes... .get it over with.
1:24:32
Drew
Yes, no, the earlier onset, earlier onset, multiple drugs, worse the course.
1:24:38
Adam
Yeah.
1:24:39
Caller
Take up jogging.
1:24:41
Adam
The thing about the alcoholic gene is it's a pretty good gene as long as you don't start drinking.
1:24:45
Drew
Yeah, it's a survivor gene.
1:24:47
Adam
It's effective.
1:24:47
Drew
Yes, it is.
1:24:48
Adam
You are a thrill seeker. You're a mover and shaker.
1:24:51
Drew
You survive in adversity.
1:24:52
Adam
I don't, none of the Carollas have the alcoholic gene. They're too busy napping to get off their ass. My dad's too lazy to have the alcoholic gene.
1:25:00
Drew
They have a sort of a protectant factor. Yes.
1:25:03
Adam
Yeah, my dad has the alcoholic gene like a tree sloth has the alcoholic gene.
1:25:07
Drew
Right. They can never get the beer to the mouth. Too lazy.
1:25:11
Adam
It'd be nice if they're alcoholics. Now, alcoholics, when they're not drinking, are movers and shakers, man. I mean, these guys are smart. They're thrill seekers and they're sort of the captains of industry. Here's the thing. The thing about the alcoholic gene is you want to take a risk. You're not scared to jump out of an airplane. You're not scared to back up one of your buddies in a bar fight. You're not scared to advance.
1:25:39
Drew
You're not afraid to take a wing in a marina operation.
1:25:42
Adam
And if somebody comes to you in 1974 and tells you there's a little company called Casio that's firing up and they're making pocket computers, you'll give your last ten grand to them. You see what I mean?
1:25:53
Drew
Yeah, you put a big investment down there.
1:25:54
Adam
That's how you get somewhere in life. No alcoholic gene. You just sit around drinking herbal tea waiting for something bad to happen.
1:26:01
Drew
And call yourself a Corolla.
1:26:04
Adam
Not me, baby. I'm an alcoholic. You're goddamn right I am. You're lucky I'm not drunk right now.
1:26:10
Drew
I am, and I'm glad you finally come to terms with this.
1:26:12
Adam
Damn right.
1:26:13
Drew
That this medication, this medicine you've been using.
1:26:15
Adam
My medicine. Go home and drown myself in my medicine when I get home. We'll take ourselves a quick break.
1:26:22
Drew
You're freaking the band out, man.
1:26:24
Adam
They're boozers too.
1:26:25
Drew
Yeah, but you're freaking them out.
1:26:27
Adam
They're cool.
1:26:27
Drew
I'm just saying.
1:26:28
Adam
We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.
1:26:35
Caller
Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.
1:26:38
Caller
We'll be right back.
1:26:48
Caller
Yeah. Rock and roll, everybody. It's Loveline.
1:26:54
Adam
I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Avenged Sevenfold is in studio tonight. Poor band's got to be on a 7 a.m. flight to New York. Poor us. Yeah. I'm not going.
1:27:08
Drew
Would you have been on that flight?
1:27:10
Adam
No. I got to tape.
1:27:12
Drew
Oh, too late.
1:27:12
Adam
Adam Corolla on right now. Comedy Central. I got to. That's going on nine o'clock flight or no, no, like a 10, 15 flight and actually looking forward to it because every single time we go to New York and every single time I go to New York or you go to either either together or apart, we have to catch a goddamn 7 a.m. flight out of LAX., which means the guy comes and honks the horn at five, which means I get home from this gig at 1230, which means I'm drunk and pass out at 2 a.m., which means I get up at 430 and it's insanity.
1:27:49
Caller
You're describing my life right now.
1:27:50
Adam
That's your life, right?
1:27:51
Avenged Sevenfold
So actually we have, we have, we can't bring any luggage because we have an hour to get from the airport to live on MTV2 or whatever we're doing.
1:27:59
Adam
Oh, really?
1:27:59
Avenged Sevenfold
So we can't wait for luggage or anything. We just have to be there and then we have three more days of it.
1:28:03
Caller
So that's why we're starting to get drunk on your show and then by the time we make it out of the plane ride and everything, by the time we get to the to the Fuse show.
1:28:10
Adam
Now, where do you guys sleep? Where will you sleep tonight?
1:28:14
Caller
We're in like the LA Hilton.
1:28:17
Adam
Yeah. Oh, you just go there, crash out for a few hours and then some wakes you up. But maybe they can wake you up at six.
1:28:22
Caller
They're going to try.
1:28:23
Drew
Where are we staying in New York?
1:28:25
Caller
I don't even know.
1:28:26
Adam
The fans young, they don't even ask. You get hard and you get older like that's where we are. Riga-Royal?
1:28:31
Drew
Four seasons.
1:28:32
Adam
Four seasons. Where are you going? Yeah. They're going to stick me in that Hilton shack. Are you across from center? I'm not going over there. Essex house. Kiss my ass.
1:28:41
Drew
Only the St. Regis part.
1:28:42
Adam
Yeah. You start getting this stuff. Every come like an old divorcee. It was like Drew's like one of the Gabor sisters. He's traveling. I didn't know who that is.
1:28:51
Caller
Zaza? Come on.
1:28:53
Adam
Yeah. All right. Now we're talking. Jake?
1:28:56
Caller
Yeah.
1:28:57
Adam
23?
1:28:58
Caller
Yes, I am.
1:28:59
Adam
What's up?
1:29:01
Caller
Basically, I had a question about antidepressants and using them for kind of a long period of time. I was put on antidepressants when I was about 16, but for stupid reason, I did it because my girlfriend at the time was on them, and I thought I needed to be on them. Basically, since then-
1:29:18
Drew
Well, wait a minute. People can't just give you antidepressants because your girlfriend's on them.
1:29:22
Adam
You have to go start taking hers, right?
1:29:24
Drew
You took hers?
1:29:25
Caller
No, actually, I went to my doctor and kind of concocted a story, and took the Zung test, and basically, I guess you could say I manipulated it so that I could get the antidepressants. Is that the sense?
1:29:36
Drew
No, it doesn't. No, no, it doesn't.
1:29:38
Adam
What test do you take, Drew?
1:29:39
Drew
The Ham D test or something?
1:29:41
Caller
It was the Zung depression test, I want to say. Zung, that's the word that comes to mind.
1:29:47
Adam
Then they start asking questions about not having energy.
1:29:50
Drew
Just a little question there, yeah.
1:29:53
Caller
Yeah, very simple stuff.
1:29:54
Caller
How do you pass that thing, man? My prescription just ran out.
1:29:57
Adam
Here's how you pass, you don't pass.
1:29:59
Drew
So you exaggerated it, or you fabricated entirely?
1:30:03
Caller
I believe a lot of it was exaggeration. I wouldn't say I completely fabricated it.
1:30:08
Adam
They start asking if you feel tired.
1:30:10
Caller
Yeah, basically.
1:30:11
Avenged Sevenfold
You feel moody. You're in a bad mood.
1:30:14
Drew
All right, so anyway, what antidepressant did you get?
1:30:17
Caller
I was put on Xanax, and I believe it was a sexer at the time. I believe it was Prozect. They started me out on. And throughout the past few years, they're constantly changing it because I'd come in with another story, I guess you could say. And I went through the whole kind of cycle of all these different antidepressants. And eventually-
1:30:37
Drew
Jake, what do you mean another story? What does that mean?
1:30:39
Adam
He's a BSer.
1:30:40
Drew
No, wait a minute. That degree of BSing that you're going to doctors over and over again, there's only two kinds of people that do that. One is a sociopath and the other is a drug addict.
1:30:50
Caller
So, which is that?
1:30:51
Caller
Well, I've been told I'm a sociopath, but I have used drugs in the past.
1:30:56
Drew
Alright, so you're a sociopath and the doctors knew that and were using that prism to evaluate you. And antidepressants are used for not the traditional reasons for a sociopath. So, the joke's on you. They were really trying to contain some of the behavior.
1:31:13
Adam
Yeah, well, the joke's really on your brain. Which, you know, kind of runs you.
1:31:19
Drew
Alright, so you're a sociopath. What's your question?
1:31:21
Caller
Well, I just thought maybe I had screwed up and been taking antidepressants for no reason.
1:31:27
Drew
No, if you want to make some change, it's very difficult to sort of gain the capacity for empathy. But if you want to work on that, you can. And medications aren't going to produce that in you.
1:31:39
Adam
Yeah, right.
1:31:40
Drew
And sociopaths just don't have any empathy.
1:31:43
Adam
Like, give us an example of a sociopath.
1:31:46
Caller
He just gave me narcolepsy, by the way.
1:31:47
Drew
I think I need some.
1:31:49
Adam
Like publicists?
1:31:51
Drew
No.
1:31:53
Adam
Hitler? Dahmer?
1:31:55
Drew
No, that's a psychopath. Hitler's more in the sociopath.
1:31:59
Adam
People just don't know. They really don't know they're doing wrong.
1:32:02
Drew
All that matters is them.
1:32:04
Adam
No.
1:32:05
Drew
And what happens to other people is hard for them to even understand. It's not you. No, no, it's not just...
1:32:12
Adam
No, I said publicist, though. Earlier I said no. No? Really?
1:32:16
Drew
Could be.
1:32:17
Adam
Label guy?
1:32:17
Drew
Salespeople can be that way.
1:32:19
Adam
Oh, yeah.
1:32:21
Caller
Everyone I know.
1:32:22
Adam
Yeah. You mean like if it was a salesperson... I mean, here's the deal. You got some... You know, there's people that cold call old people and bilk them out of their life savings.
1:32:33
Drew
That's the sociopath.
1:32:34
Adam
You got some chick is going to be eating. She's 80 years old. She's got 10 grand to her name. And you don't care if she eats dog food for the rest of your life.
1:32:41
Drew
Right. They had a comma and they wanted it. You want to get a Rolex. Right. They rationalize everything as they had it coming to them.
1:32:47
Adam
If you're stupid enough to fall for it, then you deserve it. You know, those people I hate more than anybody on the planet. I mean, I don't I don't mind criminals or gangbangers or anything as much as I hate the sort of people that rationalize and justify the horrible things they do and have. And it's the most dangerous person.
1:33:09
Drew
Yes, because those people really lack a part of the brain, actually doesn't function. So they can't perceive other people's feelings. Yeah.
1:33:18
Adam
So there's nothing they can't do because no one else exists.
1:33:21
Drew
Exactly.
1:33:22
Adam
All right.
1:33:23
Drew
There you go. Good times.
1:33:24
Adam
All right. I'm going to go make a kiki.
1:33:26
Drew
OK.
1:33:26
Adam
We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this.
1:33:30
Caller
All right, guys, here's the deal. You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?
1:33:35
Caller
One call is all you need to make.
1:33:37
Caller
Call the Dateline.
1:33:38
Caller
877-889-DATE.
1:33:40
Caller
Call the Dateline.
1:33:59
Adam
Yeah, well, where did the time go?
1:34:03
Drew
Brilliant.
1:34:04
Adam
No, it wasn't brilliant, but where did it go?
1:34:06
Drew
I don't know.
1:34:06
Caller
It's gone.
1:34:08
Adam
It's not in a bottle.
1:34:09
Drew
I'll go to the hospital.
1:34:10
Adam
Really? Sorry, buddy. You want me to go with you?
1:34:15
Drew
You want to go?
1:34:16
Adam
No.
1:34:17
Drew
No, I don't think so.
1:34:17
Adam
Okay. Avenged Sevenfold, new CD or newest CD, City of Evil. Sounds fantastic. Thanks for coming in, guys.
1:34:26
Avenged Sevenfold
Thanks for having us, man. Our pleasure.
1:34:28
Adam
Good luck in New York on MTV. And now, listen, don't get your head all big and not come back on the show.
1:34:34
Avenged Sevenfold
That's all. I'm worried about the band.
1:34:36
Caller
Come back anytime. It was fun. We'll be back.
1:34:37
Adam
Thanks, guys. Until next time, it's Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.
1:34:44
Caller
This has been Loveline.
1:34:48
Adam
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