Episode 1000724338071

0:58 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

1:02 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

1:05 Voiceover Sexually oriented content.

1:08 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:10 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:14 Pennywise This is Loveline. Loveline.

1:18 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Pennywise is due in here tonight. Yeah.

1:39 Drew It's punk to show up late, though, you know.

1:41 Adam Yeah.

1:41 Drew Yeah, so what do you expect?

1:42 Adam Yeah, no. They'll be in here.

1:44 Drew Should we recap our previous experiences with them just to sort of clue everyone in before they do arrive?

1:48 Adam Yeah, well, their first appearance was probably 12, 13 years ago.

1:53 Drew Easily, yeah.

1:54 Adam Was that the first one?

1:55 Drew Well, that was, yeah, that was the first one.

1:57 Adam I wasn't on the show back then.

1:58 Drew Are we going to play that tape, Anderson? Let's start this. Okay, he's got it. So, Adam was not the co-host with me.

2:05 Adam Ricky Rachman was.

2:06 Drew Ricky Rachman was, and I used to run the board, like where Michelle's sitting.

2:09 Adam Yeah.

2:09 Drew Uh-oh, the door is opening.

2:12 Adam And who have we here? Here they are. Yeah.

2:16 Drew How are you?

2:16 Adam What's happening? You know, it's weird, uh, Fletch, you just wake up.

2:21 Pennywise No, I just got some shaving cream high-powered in my eye.

2:24 Adam Oh, okay. Have a seat, pull up a microphone and enjoy what's happening, Randy. Uh, Pennywise, new CD is called The Fuse, but it is not coming out until this Tuesday, which would be August 9th. Now, should we want to do a little reenactment? Well, not reenactment. You have a little history, Fletch?

2:46 Drew Walk Down History Lane.

2:48 Adam Yeah.

2:48 Drew Memory lane.

2:49 Adam Yeah. I don't know what step this is in the whole program. It's going to be, it should be at least two. Eight? Would this be step eight?

2:57 Drew No, it's all right. It's fine.

2:58 Adam All right. This is Drew and the old Pennywise with Ricky Rackman about 12, this is the end of the show. It's about 13 years ago.

3:06 Drew Yeah.

3:06 Adam All right.

3:07 Drew Here we go. Okay, go ahead. Let you have a little pizza.

3:13 Oh, there we go. I was just wondering, like, what's the...

3:16 That's over, I'm pretty much currently...

3:19 Pennywise Get out of here!

3:21 Get out of here!

3:23 Get out of here!

3:26 Pennywise Love Line is over, I'm pretty much currently...

3:29 Get out of here! Get out of here!

3:34 Pennywise Okay, bye. Yes, Love Line is over. It's not our fault, we have a big ugly man in our guitar band.

3:57 Adam And the total pro drops the f-bomb and then wants to know if we're on the air.

4:03 It's gross.

4:04 Adam Yes, it was. So what do you think that was? About 12, 13 years ago? What do you think about that?

4:09 Pennywise That feels like yesterday to me.

4:13 Adam And hopefully not tomorrow. Pennywise is, and Pennywise is, well, they've endured the test of time.

4:22 Pennywise Yes.

4:23 Adam I mean, because, now, you guys, 13 years ago, now, that was your first Loveline appearance, was it not?

4:30 Pennywise Yes, it was. And first invite.

4:32 Adam But obviously, and look, I got to say something about this show. I did Conan like eight years ago, and I don't know, said a hole or got a little racy or something.

4:45 Drew You ain't going back.

4:45 Adam I've never been asked back. I didn't vomit on the guy.

4:48 Drew I called the audience lesbians.

4:49 She said, shut up, you lesbians.

4:51 Adam All right. I called the audience lesbians. I was making a joke about something. That was it for me and Conan. Never to return to Conan. Banished from Conan. But look at Pennywise.

5:01 Drew Look at Loveline.

5:02 Adam Look at Loveline. Yes. Fletcher attempts to vomit on the Dr. Host and now for-

5:08 Pennywise It wasn't an attempt. He got vomited on. He got vomited on.

5:11 Drew It was.

5:12 Adam I didn't mean to imply.

5:13 Pennywise I think it was multiple times.

5:14 Drew Yeah, yeah. As I recall, there was multiple, multiple.

5:16 Pennywise He did try to punch me and I think he might have actually connected when he was standing on top of a file cabinet when I was trying to throw up on his stomach.

5:23 Drew That he had built.

5:24 Adam I built that file cabinet actually, which was the part that angered me most about it. Drew, what were you doing standing on there? It wasn't built to stand on.

5:31 Pennywise It was nowhere else to go in the corner.

5:33 Drew You got to get- I needed to get eyeball to eyeball with Fletch and that means I had to get about a foot off the ground.

5:38 Yeah.

5:39 Drew Otherwise he'd lean over and vomit on me.

5:41 Adam Yeah, right.

5:42 Drew I was trying to get out from under.

5:43 Adam Shrewd. Well, the point is we're all here. We're all in one piece and five appearances later, here's Pennywise for the sixth. God love you.

5:53 Drew Two million copies.

5:54 Adam Pennywise is going to, let's see, you guys are going to Catalina on Thursday. Where do you play the concerts there?

6:03 Pennywise You don't, I don't think. Descanso Beach is where we're supposed to be playing.

6:09 Adam Is that you just go out in the beach and play?

6:11 Pennywise Well, I mean, it's pre-arranged, of course. It's a pretty tight ship they run over there. But yeah, for the most part, it's just on the beach in a big park. And I think it's going to be really fun for everyone there.

6:22 Adam I think that would be a decent gig. Like I would want to play my gigs on Catalina. Have you guys ever done one there?

6:28 Pennywise Nope. I think it's probably the first punk rock type show that's been on public property there. So we probably won't even get to play.

6:38 Adam Well, is there anyone else on the bill?

6:40 Pennywise Yeah, there's Death by Stereo and ADD opening, so they'll probably ruin it for everybody.

6:45 Adam Well you guys are from Hermosa, right?

6:47 Pennywise Yeah.

6:48 Adam So you're used to playing in the sand. Yes. Pennywise also is going to be playing at the X Games this Sunday at the Staples Center. The X Games is turned into a spectacle now. I mean, for the first few years it was just a Lusjenstein going down a hill in San Francisco on his back, but now it's like everything's getting crazy. But here's the question. If you took a look at what goes on at like the X Games from eight years ago to today, it'd be guys just getting the front trucks out of the half pipe to guys getting 30 feet air in the half pipe. But 20 years from now, where does it go?

7:32 Drew Got to have limit.

7:33 Adam Can guys get 70 feet out of the half pipe? I mean, what do you do with this stuff? Does someone get killed and they just get rid of it? How does it work?

7:41 Pennywise I think it just keep, I mean, the progression of it's been so crazy that, you know, what, we've been skating and surfing for like 30 years probably now.

7:50 Pennywise Right.

7:51 Pennywise And you never would have even thought any of this stuff was possible. And here it is. So I mean, these guys are doing like 25 foot airs.

7:59 Adam I know.

8:00 Pennywise Danny Way just jumped the Great Wall of China.

8:03 Adam I know.

8:03 Pennywise So I mean, and these, it's like when you fall doing this jump, you get hurt. Like, I mean, it just splits you even with pads on, you know, your knees just wide open.

8:13 Adam I mean, you get 30 feet of air. And the new skateboard one, which is the same kind of jump, I guess he did the Great Wall and just sends you down some takeoff ramp, which is like five stories, five stories, which to me, just getting to the bottom of the takeoff ramp is three quarters of the battle.

8:32 Pennywise I mean, that's going to be a defeat.

8:33 Adam That is hairy. And then you get launched 30 feet in the air and you travel 80 feet. And you're going to pull something off. I mean, you do something in the air, not just hanging on for dear life.

8:44 Pennywise One of the guys, Brian Patch, who was practicing, got about 15, 20 feet of air and just landed on the deck of the ramp.

8:52 Adam Oh, really?

8:53 Pennywise It was basically like, you know, just broke, shattered his foot and has already had surgery, so he's out. But I mean, it's like that's serious business. And who would have thought that would have been happening?

9:02 Adam No, no, but it's sort of in a way like what went on in almost all sports, like basketball, white guys with belts and shiny shorts doing the set shot, and then it turns into the monster jam. But I just can't.

9:17 Pennywise Come on, you can't even compare the two.

9:19 Adam Well, I mean, you can compare, you can say there's been a crazy progression, although the basketball took, you know, 25, 30 years. This has taken like seven years, but I just don't know where it ends, and I don't know how you can keep raising the bar. And speaking of raising a bar, have you seen that motocross one where they just got to make it over the bar? They just launch, the step up, they just launch themselves in the air like 18 feet. Just pull it.

9:45 Pennywise Straight up.

9:45 Adam You just go straight up on a motorcycle.

9:47 Pennywise It's kind of like the high jump.

9:49 Adam Yeah, it's exactly like the high jump, except for you're on a Honda 250.

9:52 Pennywise Well, who would ever thought people would have been doing backflips on motorcycles, you know? And now we're hearing rumors of double backflips, so.

9:59 Adam No, I used to have a poster of a guy doing a mild cross-up about 19 inches above the ground, and that was poster material. I mean, just crap they're doing in warm-ups. It was called CZ Rider, I remember that. And the guy had about 20 inches of air, and his bike was leaned over. If noon is straight up, he was about 130 on the lean, and had his bars turn just a little bit. And it was like, wow.

10:28 Drew That was every 12-year-old.

10:30 Adam Oh, my God. Eight-year-olds doing that crap. Oh, Drew, we got to get back into it, buddy.

10:36 Drew Time machine.

10:36 Adam You got to hit the circuit, buddy. So the new CD is out on August 9th. We will hear something off the new CD tonight. We'll probably hear two things off the new CD tonight. And I got to tell you something weird that happened last night. My dog got bit by a rattlesnake. No. In the nose.

10:57 Drew Oh my god.

10:58 Adam Yes.

10:59 Drew You okay?

11:00 Adam Not really, no.

11:02 Drew You gave him the antivenom?

11:03 Adam Got the antivenom, 2,000 bucks.

11:06 Drew I'm sure.

11:07 Adam Yeah. My first impulse like, let me go find a snake and drain him. Drew can, ah, Christ, go ahead. It's weird that they get the antivenom from the snake.

11:15 Drew How long after the bite did you find him?

11:18 Adam I found her only about 45 minutes, thankfully. Yeah. Well, she ran back in the house.

11:25 Pennywise How'd you know it was a rattlesnake?

11:26 Adam Saw two big puncture wounds on the dog's snout. Figured, you know, that ain't a cockroach. Figured it was a snake.

11:33 Drew It starts swelling and breaking down.

11:34 Adam Oh, it started going crazy. Yeah. My wife immediately went into panic mode. Got to get the dog, got to get dressed, get the dog, get the dog to the vet.

11:43 Drew What time of night was this?

11:44 Adam But she still, it was about 9, 9.30.

11:46 Drew This is exactly what you needed last night.

11:48 Adam Yeah, it's exactly, yeah.

11:49 Drew Oh, my God.

11:50 Adam It was awesome. It was basically, it was like this. I'm doing this new show on Comedy Central. It's crazy. We had to do two shows, two test shows today. And I had to do Howard Stern at 5.30 this morning. So I'm going out of my mind. So I say, look, I get six weeks vacation a year from the show. I've taken two days. I'm taking the night off. I'm going to bed early. I'm going to relax. I'm going to unwind. That was the mistake. So I'll get my bathrobe about eight o'clock. I have a couple of glasses of wine and watch a little TiVo. I'm going to bed at like 1030 or 11. I got to get up at five to do Stern and then I got to go do these shows. It's going to be crazy. And about 915, the dog gets bit by Rattlesnake. The wife's running around screaming. Now here's the part that's funny. About three weeks earlier, my wife says, I talked to someone about getting a trainer over here to train the dog against Rattlesnake. So they would know not to monkey with Rattlesnake. And I'm like, I'm not going to pay some A-hole 2,500 bucks.

12:51 Drew What made her think of that? Has she seen a bunch of snakes out there?

12:54 Adam Here's the crazy thing. No, someone just sent her an email saying, there's snakes out. It's the summer. You got to get this trainer in there. And the trainer will teach the dog to stay away from Rattlesnake. Wow. And I'm like, you know, that's not going to work. Don't worry about it. I'm going to save your money kind of thing. So in between her crying and panicking and getting the dog. She's yelling at me the entire time and I got to do that stupid husband recollection stuff where you're going, I didn't say not to do it.

13:26 Caller I just said that I thought it would work. It wouldn't work.

13:32 Adam I love that dog. I'll tell you.

13:34 Pennywise And now you're going to pay about $5,000.

13:37 Adam It's starting to shape up that way. And as I was sitting home thinking about the anti-venom for $2,000, I thought, well exceeded any educational money my parents ever spent for me my entire life. I was already, just with the anti-venom, I was way over the limit.

13:54 Drew How did you find a place that had that?

13:56 Adam I guess just went to a dog emergency thing and they had it, yeah.

14:03 Drew But then the tissue will all break down and we'll need some surgery probably.

14:07 Pennywise Probably more like 10 grand.

14:09 Caller At the end of the day.

14:11 Drew Then the plastic surgery, your wife will demand that.

14:13 Adam Yeah, because now the dog's a monster.

14:15 Drew Your wife's going to be mad at you for probably dog modeling career's over. It's dependent on the size of the snake and the-

14:23 Adam Yeah, well there was a lot of real estate between these two fang marks.

14:28 Drew So the big snakes are big dose.

14:30 Adam I'm going to go big snake.

14:31 Drew It causes something called DIC. So you start bleeding throughout your body basically.

14:35 Adam Yeah. Now, how do you, Drew, is there a difference between the snake grabbing on your abdomen and delivering the dose? But here's the thing about the nose, hard cartilage, some bone. You know what I mean? Could the snake deliver its full load?

14:50 Drew Through the lobe, but he's not going right into a vein or something and going through the body as fast as it could. You get in the leg and you can get a vein real fast and power. That stuff basically causes your body to dissolve. That's basically what's happening.

15:02 Adam It's awesome.

15:03 Drew But the antivenom corrects it and then if they make it through all that, the tissue is okay that the event goes into.

15:08 Adam Everything happens for a reason. You know, God put the snakes on the earth so they could take out my pets. Yeah. And listen, here's the comforting part. Snake, more scared of you than you are of it. Fantastic. Fantastic. Thank you. Yeah, no, snake scared assless. Yes, but when I'm scared, I run. Or I do what Drew does. I jump up on a stereo camera and start punching Fletcher.

15:31 Drew You don't kill somebody.

15:32 Adam I don't actually check venom into Fletcher's neck. I actually try to run. That's the thing about humans.

15:37 Caller You know, when we're scared, we act like it.

15:40 Adam Animals got a weird way of acting frightened. They take your leg off when they're scared. They pounce on you.

15:45 Caller They pummel you.

15:47 Adam They take a bite out of you and send you down to David Jones Locker. They inject venom into you. They have all sorts of weird ways of showing that they're frightened. Find me a snake with a little bravado. It's really not scared. That's what I'm looking for. All right.

16:01 Caller So that was a lovely-

16:03 Drew So you have an answer. Is the dog really okay?

16:05 Adam The dog went in, spent the night at the emergency room, got the anti-venom, then got picked up, got brought to the vet, spent the day at the vet. I'm just hearing ch-ching, ch-ching. Then the vet said, well, we could send her home, but I don't think that's a good idea just yet. So back to the emergency room, night.

16:24 Drew The emergency room?

16:25 Adam Well, the thing about the vet, the vet closes at like 9 o'clock or 8 o'clock or something. They got to go in. They got to go in at night and be with the, you know, expensive supervision stuff.

16:36 Drew The hospital.

16:37 Adam Then back to the vet tomorrow. Ch-ching. Still hearing the ching, ching sound. Then a little rehab, a little cosmetic surgery, maybe some neuticals.

16:48 Drew How did she seem? Is she OK?

16:50 Adam The dog?

16:50 Caller Yes.

16:51 Drew Have you seen the dog?

16:52 Caller She, yeah.

16:53 Adam No, I haven't seen her.

16:54 Drew Since the whole thing started?

16:55 Adam I was doing, starting at 5.30 this morning, and I was like off doing two TV shows.

16:59 Drew How does your wife say she looks?

17:00 Adam You know, you know, well, you know, chicks, they do a lot of that. She's thinking that she wants to. The dog doesn't know. She wants to know why you didn't pay for the, you know. I could tell, you know, I'm like, all right, just look, just look, I'm paying. But believe me, I'm paying. Don't worry, I'm paying. Wow, what a story. Yeah, so tonight, again, the dog's in the, in the whatever. The good news is, is I can call into the hospital tomorrow to check on the dog at 5.30 when I'm doing the radio tour. Yeah, that'd be awesome. How's that going? Yeah, yeah.

17:33 Drew It's weird. We had a cat taken out by a bobcat. We live in Los Angeles.

17:37 Adam Yeah, yeah.

17:38 Drew You know, it's like, yeah.

17:39 Caller I know, I know.

17:41 Adam I'd move to Appalachia or Mississippi or something if I wanted this. Yeah, a lot of crazy wildlife. And let me tell you something, it's making its move, the wildlife around Los Angeles. It's coming back. Hawks. Everything's on the way back.

17:55 Pennywise Raccoons.

17:56 Adam Raccoons. Everything's coming back and they're all pissed. They're like, look, last time we hung out, we did the Simpatico thing, everyone just backed over us and ran us off. This time, we're going to take a pound of flesh out before we have to go again. So that's awesome. Yeah. Now, I'm working on my rattlesnake perimeter now. That's awesome. I just got to get American Indian over here.

18:19 Drew Why the hell didn't James Von Prager see this?

18:22 Adam Yeah. Well, how come our psychic who was in here last week didn't tell me about a rattlesnake attacking my dog? Kim?

18:29 Yes.

18:30 Adam You're 29?

18:31 Caller Yes.

18:32 Adam What's up?

18:33 Caller Okay. The only way I've ever been able to get off, like when I started having sex about 10 years ago, was the clitoral stimulation. And I guess after a few years, my boyfriend got tired of that, and it introduced me to the kind of vibrator that you use on the outside of your clitoral area. And now after years and years of using that vibrator on the outside, I've noticed that this sensation is like almost non-existent. It takes longer and longer to get off, and I'm afraid that the feeling is not ever going to come back in that area.

19:06 Adam What vibrator goes on the outside?

19:08 Drew What goes on the inside?

19:09 Adam That's a good question. Are you just talking about a regular vibrator?

19:13 Caller No, the kind like for your neck or your back that's kind of flat.

19:17 Adam The big one. Oh, I see.

19:19 Drew The back massagers.

19:20 Adam That's right. Yeah, because it's great because the picture of the box, the picture of the box, the chick's always in a towel and she's holding it to the back of her neck.

19:30 Caller Yeah, really relieves the stress.

19:35 Adam Well, now she's putting the whole thing on her clitoris though, right?

19:38 Drew How often do you use this?

19:41 Caller Not very often. I mean, now like once a month, and I can still barely even feel it. It almost to the point where I have to almost have pain to feel anything.

19:52 Drew Are you wanting medication?

19:53 Caller No, no.

19:55 Drew Nothing? No new birth control pills or anything?

19:57 Caller Nothing.

19:58 Adam Well, so she's like, boxers get cauliflower ear.

20:01 Drew Yeah.

20:03 Adam She's got cauliflower. Well, I don't want to say.

20:05 Pennywise You can say it.

20:06 Adam Sounds starts with the same.

20:08 Caller If I take my finger out and just poke myself, I can't even hardly feel it. That's how dead that area is.

20:13 Adam Wow. All right. Well, put that vibrator away, number one, right?

20:17 Drew Well, do you do anything else like you do bicycle or spin or anything?

20:21 Adam Barrel roping or riding, anything like that?

20:24 Caller No. I'm afraid that over the years of constant, I mean, once or twice a week at the most ever, but it takes longer and longer and I'm afraid of the stimulation being there.

20:35 Adam Well, hold on, Kim, once or twice a week is what you averaged during your heyday?

20:40 Caller Yeah.

20:41 Adam That's not that much.

20:42 Drew No, it isn't and it's hard to imagine that there's something, there's actually some called a jackhammer syndrome where guys can get neuropathy in their hands from operating a jackhammer, but that's not the intensity of what she's describing here.

20:53 Adam Right.

20:53 Drew I don't know, Kim, that's kind of funny.

20:56 Adam We don't have any answer. I mean, you got to lay low for a few months to see what happens.

21:00 Drew Maybe try a different kind of vibrator or something.

21:02 Adam Maybe she should stay away from anything, even toothbrushes. You know what I mean? Anything that vibrates.

21:07 Drew For at least a few months, yeah.

21:08 Adam What percentage of people that have one of those, even the ones that are socially acceptable, the big ones with the ball, the panacea, how long does it take for that gets down to the vagina?

21:22 Pennywise I think they specifically buy it for that.

21:24 Adam That's all they buy it for.

21:25 Pennywise Yeah, I mean, come on.

21:26 Adam And there's no way. I mean, it's like a guy. Like, the first time you're in wood shop and get hold of one of those vibrating pad sanders, you know, how long before that just gets a quick test run on the NAS?

21:37 Caller No?

21:38 Adam Only one?

21:38 Pennywise No, I ate some paste when I was in kindergarten, but I never got to the...

21:41 Adam But Fletch, you ever make it work on a surfboard or anything with one of those things? Just right down to the groin. Look, everything that vibrates eventually is going to make it down there.

21:52 Pennywise Yeah, maybe the dryer or the washer or something.

21:54 Adam Oh, just sitting on there. Yeah. All right, I'm just saying, I now know everyone who has one of those in their house is just addicted to sex or at least masturbation. All right, let's talk to Shannon, who's 26. Shannon?

22:09 Caller Yes.

22:10 Adam What's up?

22:11 Caller I have a stinking fetish and I'm just kind of... It seems to be getting progressively more intense, so I was just kind of wondering if there was something wrong with me, and it's been something that I've thought about since I was probably about 10.

22:32 Drew Were you spanked a lot growing up?

22:34 Caller No, I was spanked I think all of like once, and it was like literally like two slots on my butt.

22:41 Drew No other violent interactions or anything, violent experiences?

22:45 Caller No, not that I'm aware of.

22:47 Adam How does the spanking fetish work?

22:48 Drew What do you do?

22:51 Caller Okay, in my case, when I was 10, I was just kind of like obsessed with books that I would look in the dictionary and look up the word with or spank or like weird little things like that. And then as I got older, I started looking at the wonderful place called the internet and just found other people that were involved since I moved back from England back to Colorado. I've actually met people and they've just, I mean, the people that I've met, it's solely been that they've spanked me to the point where I'll have like bruising and...

23:26 Adam Do you have a boyfriend?

23:28 Caller Not currently, no.

23:30 Adam Hmm. You know what to do is hook these gals up to like a little rough trade, you know? Hook them up with Middle Eastern guys.

23:37 Drew Oh, perfect.

23:38 Adam Well, you know, guys who like to deal out a little trade for women. You know what I mean? You give me lemons, I give you lemonade. I'm just saying.

23:45 Drew Takes all kinds. Well, you just say it.

23:48 Adam You know what I'm saying? You get hooked, whatever, find a culture that doesn't mind, you know, slapping a little ass every once in a while.

23:55 Drew Are you having sex with these guys?

23:56 Pennywise There's plenty of cultures out there.

23:57 Caller No, I haven't actually had sex with any of the guys.

23:59 Adam Well, that's just the first one that came to mind.

24:00 Drew Say that again?

24:01 Adam Yeah.

24:03 Drew You've not had sex with anybody?

24:05 I've had sex with people.

24:06 Caller I just haven't had sex with any of the people that have thanked me.

24:09 Drew So the fetish is separate from sex?

24:11 Caller Sort of.

24:12 It's still sexual.

24:13 Caller It turns me on and it turns them on, but we don't do anything about it. We don't know them. We don't know each other very well.

24:21 Pennywise Just random people spanking you?

24:23 Caller Yeah, kind of.

24:24 Adam The them, these are all guys?

24:29 Yeah.

24:30 Adam Are they dressed when they do this?

24:34 Pennywise Yeah. How do they get to the spanking part? Do you just say, I want to be spanked now? Please?

24:41 Drew You meet them on the Internet and then you set up a spanking date? What do you do?

24:44 Adam You got to not eat your vegetables, number one. Yeah. How does that work?

24:49 Caller Basically, you just meet them online. I always talk to them for a while and I always make sure that I'm safe and relatively safe.

24:56 Adam Yeah. When you meet a guy on the Internet who's going to beat your ass, you want to make sure he's a safe guy. You don't want some weirdo coming by. Yeah.

25:08 Pennywise So is it like hotel room?

25:09 Caller It's the same consensual thing. You don't want to get raped or killed or anything.

25:14 Drew How do you know that's not their intent?

25:15 Adam I know. But hold on a second. All these people, whenever I watch these news shows on Friday night, 48 Hours in 2020, whenever they go undercover to bust the spouse that's going to hire a hit man to kill the husband or wife, the first question the chick asks, the guy is supposed to kill the husband when they meet in the guy's pickup truck in the Denny's.

25:36 Pennywise Are you a cop?

25:36 Adam Are you a cop? The guy's like, no, I'm not a cop.

25:39 Pennywise Cool.

25:40 Adam Cool. Anyway, here's a map to the house. Here's a 44, here's 10,000 cash, and then the feds all rush the truck. People don't realize, I was planning on cutting you up, duct taping you and throwing you in a steamer trunk and then putting you in the mire. But yeah, I'm glad you asked. I was glad I had to come forward with that information. There's no, you know, a spankers bond is not as word, you know. I mean, there's no code of ethics for spankers.

26:06 Drew Or internet dating or whatever.

26:09 Adam Yeah, Ted Bundy didn't tell people he was a serial killer. He just said you asked people who want to go camping.

26:14 Pennywise Is she inviting these people over to her house or a Motel 6 meeting? How's it work?

26:19 Adam That's a good question, Shannon.

26:20 Drew Where do they meet? Where do you meet them?

26:23 Caller Different places. Mostly I go to them. Usually I'll meet them in a public place first and kind of decide if I feel comfortable. And then if I do, we'll usually go back to their place. I've never done it at a hotel or anything.

26:35 Drew Are these girls or boys? Boys? They're men.

26:37 Adam Does the guy want some sex or at least something?

26:42 Caller Apparently not. Maybe I'm just ugly. I don't know.

26:47 Pennywise Is she having a problem with this?

26:49 Adam Yeah.

26:49 Drew Well, hang on a second.

26:50 Caller It's getting, okay, it's gone from, okay, wanting a spanking, which I don't have a huge problem with, but to the point where I want, I don't know how much I can say, but it goes into genitalia torture, not where I want it mutilated, but I want somebody to be spanking me there. And I feel like there's something wrong.

27:10 Drew Yeah, there is something wrong.

27:11 Adam We've got to take a break. But speaking of spanking, are these guys taking care of themselves when they're taking care of you?

27:18 Caller They're taking care of themselves. I'm unaware of it, maybe after I leave.

27:22 Adam All right, hold on a second. We're not done with you, Shannon. See, I don't understand, like, I understand women being screwed up, but guys who don't want to at least beat off a little bit during the spanking time, I mean, I don't understand what these guys are doing.

27:35 Pennywise They're nice guys.

27:36 Adam Yeah.

27:37 Pennywise They're polite.

27:38 Adam Yeah.

27:38 Pennywise Waiting for marriage.

27:39 Adam I'm going to beat your vagina with a flip-flop. I'll keep my pants on. Oh, no. No, I got my ass got, my smoking jacket. I'm a gentleman.

27:47 Pennywise Doc's going straight to the child molestation. Yeah.

27:50 Adam The abuse thing he's doing right now. Yeah. We got to take a little break. Pennywise in studio tonight. We're going to, I should say, hear something off the new CD, maybe a couple of songs off the new CD, The Fuse. I want to get back with Shannon, more spanking talk after this.

28:08 Drew Hello. What is this? This is Loveline.

28:11 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

28:12 Loveline will be right back.

28:14 Adam Want to dress up your sex life? Visit durex.com. There's sex and then there's durex. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Randy and Fletch are here from Pennywise.

28:45 Pennywise Hello, I got some optical optics.

28:47 Adam Fletch shot himself in the eye with some shaving cream. Drew has got to take a look at it.

28:53 Pennywise No, it's okay.

28:55 Adam Take a look at it.

28:56 Pennywise No, this is an off-air thing.

28:57 Adam Oh, all right.

28:58 Pennywise I'm a Viking. I'm okay. If I go blind for Loveline, don't worry.

29:02 Adam It's going to take more than that to bring Fletch down. But let me say this. All right, Drew, don't look at it off the air, please.

29:09 Pennywise It's got pus leaking out of it.

29:10 Adam Yeah, it's pouring out of it. All right. You sure that's a posture?

29:15 Drew Yeah, I'm sure.

29:17 Adam Let me just give the phone around. 1-800-LOVE-191 Pennywise in studio tonight. The Fuse, name of the CD and we'll hear something off it in a couple of few. Comes out this coming Tuesday, August the 9th. Drew, somebody asked, I was talking about my dog getting hit by a rattlesnake last night. The dog weighs 55, 60 pounds. Now, what's the difference between Fletch and my dog besides 271 pounds? You know what I mean?

29:48 Drew The body weight to the dose of venom determines the severity of the bite.

29:53 Adam Right.

29:54 Drew Fletch could take it.

29:55 Adam He could do one of those Indian rituals where you just fight the whole pit and just fall asleep.

29:59 Pennywise Slash the arm, suck the blood out, spit it out, and go back to the bar.

30:02 Adam That's right.

30:03 Drew Billy Jack.

30:03 Adam Right. But a can of shaving cream take him down.

30:07 Pennywise Hey, I'm here.

30:08 Adam OK, buddy.

30:08 Drew I'm not going to go to the burns room with that thing.

30:10 Pennywise I put Tabasco sauce on my eyes for fun, and this was worse. So I'm hanging. Spray paint. Yeah, spray paint's pretty bad.

30:18 Adam In the eyes?

30:19 Pennywise Yeah.

30:19 Adam Yeah, that's a good time.

30:20 Drew It's a shaving.

30:22 Pennywise You know those ones the girls use that squirt out like a gel?

30:26 Drew Yes.

30:27 Pennywise Well, my advice to you is don't look at it and press the button.

30:33 Drew You think you're reacting to the chemical of the screen or the force with which it hit?

30:37 Pennywise I guess it was a combination. I think both. It was pretty damn.

30:42 Adam I think that advice about not looking down the business end of it and squeezing the trigger is good for guns, shaving cream.

30:48 Drew You name it.

30:49 Adam Just about anything that we could be considered a projectile.

30:52 Pennywise It was an accidental squeeze of the trigger. I was hurrying up because I didn't want to come in here stinking.

30:58 Adam Right.

30:59 Pennywise Taking a quick shower and I was fumbling around and boom. But I actually saw it come out right into my eyeball. Sounds pretty cool. It looked good for a second.

31:07 Adam I'll tell you, it's just been a tough day or so.

31:11 Pennywise Shaving cream. Rattlesnake.

31:13 Adam But seriously, so a guy, I mean, rattlesnake venom is like a beer. One beer could take a midget down, but take a pony cake to get flesh.

31:22 Drew Yes.

31:23 Adam Even wobbly, right?

31:25 Drew Yeah. Right.

31:26 Adam Okay.

31:26 Caller All right.

31:27 Adam So better to be bigger.

31:28 Drew Yeah.

31:29 Caller Not like a horse.

31:29 Drew But a smaller snake.

31:30 Pennywise My question was, do dogs, are they affected differently?

31:33 Drew I don't think so. It should be about the same. Yeah.

31:35 Adam So like a horse when it gets hit by a snake.

31:38 Drew Basically what it does, it just dissolves tissue. That's what the Venom does. And then it causes a diffuse clotting throughout all your blood system. Your blood clots everywhere. And then that makes you start to bleed everywhere because you deplete all your clotting factors.

31:52 Adam That's a good time. It's a good time.

31:54 Pennywise Yeah. I bet you a dog would wish you would have spent the $2,500.

31:57 Adam Yeah. Well, their allergies are probably $400.

32:01 Pennywise How do you think that guy trains them? Does he have like a little rattle and a fake snake?

32:04 Adam Well, first off, I'm convinced that guy threw the snake in my yard. That's number one. Well, that's the whole thing. I mean, I'm sure if the dog saw a rattlesnake just sitting in the driveway, it might avoid it. But this was in the ivy. The dog stuck its snout into the ivy and got hit. It heard some rustling, probably thought it was a gopher or something, just put its nose down there.

32:27 Pennywise You know what the worst part about that is? After the dog's all healed up and you've spent the $10,000 getting him back, you're going to have to get the trainer out because you know your wife is going to make that happen. You didn't think of that, did you?

32:38 Adam No, the guy is going to bring him back. He's moving in. He's going to a guest bedroom. It's going to be some gay guy from El Salvador. I'm going to be cooking him waffles every morning while he's just sitting out there with my dog and my wife talking smack.

32:52 Pennywise Rubber snake on a string.

32:54 Adam Yeah. It's going to be awesome. She's going to run away with him.

32:58 Caller Shannon? Yeah. Manuel's makes me feel like you never could.

33:04 Pennywise He's got a nice snake.

33:05 Adam Shannon? Yeah. You like getting spanked, right? Yep. Yeah. And so you go to these guys and here's the part that gets a little scary.

33:15 Drew We've got a million questions.

33:16 Adam It's not only do you like getting spanked, but you like a little genital abuse.

33:20 Drew And you like going to these guys' homes and who knows what they could be planning to dismember you.

33:24 Adam Yeah.

33:25 Pennywise It could be like, what was that movie with Jodie Foster?

33:28 Adam Yeah.

33:28 Pennywise Lock her up in the cave.

33:30 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

33:31 Pennywise And put the silence of the lambs in the basket.

33:33 Adam Yeah. Silence of the lambs or even worse, the accused. They could throw you a pinball machine.

33:39 Pennywise She said she didn't want to get stuck.

33:40 Adam Right. All right. Well, what do you look like, Shannon? Are you a big girl?

33:46 Caller I'm not like tiny, but I'm not like a giant or anything. I'm really short, like five or four-tenths.

33:54 Drew Four-tenths?

33:55 Adam What are you coming in-wise? You above-fletch or about the same?

33:59 Caller No, I weigh less than Fletch, apparently.

34:02 Adam Okay. This room weighs less than Fletch. You got to be more specific.

34:08 Caller I'm definitely overweight, but I'm not like huge.

34:12 Pennywise Adam's looking for a hard number here.

34:14 Caller Yeah. I know. I was about to give him that. I'm like 160, 170.

34:18 Adam All right. Make it 190. All right. But here's the thing. Because this is not the work of a spokesmile, you know what I mean? No spokesmiles don't cruise the internet looking for genital abuse for guys in apartments. So listen, is it-

34:33 Caller No, they just go to the websites that will pay them for it.

34:35 Drew No, wait a minute. Have you ever been addicted to anything?

34:39 Pennywise Besides genital speaking.

34:41 Caller No. I don't drink. I don't smoke.

34:43 Drew But you never did?

34:45 Caller No. Never have been.

34:46 Drew Never did. All right.

34:47 Adam And you were never abused growing up at all?

34:51 Caller Not that I'm aware of.

34:52 Drew Just spanked? It has to be.

34:54 Adam It seems like there's got to be some sexual abuse that you- Or physical abuse. Maybe you were nine months when you were right there.

35:01 Pennywise Well, maybe she was just spanked a lot when she was a baby.

35:03 Adam She said twice.

35:04 Drew It's a baby though, she said. Oh, okay.

35:06 Pennywise Yeah, like before she can remember everything.

35:08 Drew The being overweight and stuff, all that is a way of keeping people away when you've been abused. It all sort of fits together.

35:15 Adam Shannon, it just seems like there's something up here, and there's something missing to this, a piece missing to this puzzle.

35:24 Caller That's the kind of way I called you guys.

35:26 Drew Tell us what your parents were like. What was your dad like? Well, figuring it out has very little to do with the treatment at this point. I mean, really this is sexual compulsivity, and you need to go to a 12-step program if you want to do something about this.

35:38 Adam Drew, would you say that this is something that needs to be contained?

35:42 Drew Yes, not unleashed.

35:44 Adam Yes, because it could be scary.

35:47 Drew It is spiraling, it is.

35:48 Adam Yeah.

35:48 Pennywise The worst part is going to Strangers House, that you need on the Internet. Very dangerous.

35:54 Adam Very dangerous.

35:55 Caller Just for the record, I have not done it over a year. I've stuck with the person who's been spanking me since that time. I don't really at this point have any desire to go out for that reason, because the more often I do it, the more chances are that...

36:10 Drew All right. Your spanking buddy, is he heterosexual? Yes. Okay.

36:16 Pennywise So you're spanking responsibly.

36:19 Adam Sorry.

36:20 Pennywise You're functioning spankaholic.

36:22 Adam But are you safe? Is he wearing an oven mitt? All right. Hey, Shannon.

36:28 Drew That was spank-off.

36:30 Adam I think you're going to have to seek a little counseling in this department. We're labeling this strange and dangerous behavior.

36:37 Drew You could go to SA if you wanted to go.

36:39 Adam Go to SA.

36:40 Drew That's the best place to go. Sexaholic's anonymous. Sex addict's anonymous.

36:43 Pennywise You can definitely meet some people into spanking there too.

36:46 Adam Yeah. Well, listen, Shannon, you got to reel it in a little bit here.

36:53 All right.

36:54 Adam Go to SA.

36:55 All right.

36:56 Drew You're used to this stuff. Yeah. There's a lot of people with stories like this.

37:00 Adam You're not going to surprise anyone over there.

37:01 Drew No.

37:01 Adam They're not going to look down their noses at you. They're into some weird ass over there. That's what the ass part is of the SA. Weird ass. Yeah. You want to speak to Jasmine?

37:11 Drew There's WSA. We're going to establish that 12-step.

37:14 Adam Yeah. Hey, Jasmine?

37:17 Yeah.

37:18 Adam You're 21?

37:19 Caller Yeah.

37:20 Adam What's up?

37:23 Caller My boyfriend walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex, and he asked if he could have a threesome, but she doesn't know about it because she's never been with the guy.

37:34 Adam Did he ask right then?

37:36 Caller Yeah.

37:38 Adam Well, I guess now is the time to ask. I mean, you know what I mean?

37:41 Drew There's the opportunity. I mean, did he know you were bisexual?

37:46 Caller Yeah.

37:47 Adam Carpe Diecum, I think is his battle cry. Seize the Lesbo. Was he just standing there in the door asking if he could join in?

37:58 Caller Well, he pulled me aside and asked me without her right in front of us.

38:04 Drew Nope. No, he didn't.

38:05 Adam No. I don't buy it.

38:06 Drew No. It's not the way it works, Jasmine. Nice try.

38:09 Adam No. Guys join in.

38:11 Drew Where's the guy that is putting you up to this?

38:12 Adam Who's putting you up to this?

38:15 Drew What?

38:16 Adam Yeah. Bogus, baby. And behind every chick bogus call is a good man. There's got to be a guy standing there. Maybe he's on the other line. We should say hi to him. What's happening, JO.?

38:32 Pennywise Oh, she's like, oh, there you go.

38:33 Adam Shocker. Here's the whole thing. It's like once in a while when, like one of these movies of the week where some hot chick is robbing banks. It's always a guy. Guys put her up to it. Women don't have, they don't have the bogus called gene in them. It's not in their DNA.

38:48 Drew No drive for that.

38:48 Adam No drive. It's not about, there's no chick sitting around on a Friday night going, yeah, let's pick up the phone and F with the guy at the liquor store. Screw that.

38:56 Drew You got Loveline.

38:57 Adam Yeah. They don't do that.

38:59 Drew By the way, this is a girl who has a girlfriend, a boyfriend, and is busy.

39:03 Adam Now, here's the other thing too. Just like the chick who's got the note to rob the bank, once things start getting out of control, and the bullets start flying, she doesn't know what to do.

39:11 Drew Right.

39:11 Adam As soon as you start asking the tough questions, huh?

39:13 Drew What?

39:14 Adam And then they just freaking hang up. They abort the mission. All right. We got a question for Pennywise. Well, we're running late, Drew. You know what we're going to do with this break? We're going to get screwed here.

39:25 Drew We've got to take a break.

39:27 Adam We get to hear something. We've got to hear something.

39:30 Drew I say we are going to. That's the point.

39:32 Adam Yeah. Let me say this. All right. We're going to hear a Pennywise song. We've got some questions for Pennywise coming up. I want to give a quick plug. I got a TV show on Comedy Central. I did two of them tonight. One with a crappy audience, one with a great audience. Oh my God. Night and day. Makes a difference. So please come out and see the show next week right in the middle of Hollywood. Just go to www.oneioda.com and that one is just the number one. www.iota.com. www.oneioda.com. That's good enough. Just go to www.oneioda.com and come see the show. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back with Pennywise after this.

40:17 Drew Hello, what is this? This is Loveline.

40:19 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

40:21 Loveline will be right back.

40:47 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline and Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-DELLA-VE-191. Yeah, Pennywise in studio tonight, and Fletch in here. The few's name is CD. We'll hear something off of that in a couple of few CDs coming out on the 9th of August. Quick bit of business here with the Durex. One lucky caller tonight is going to get that Durex party pack. You get the CDs. We figured out it was Hoobastank and Killers. Yeah, and you get some money and you get some condoms, you get some poker chips. It's a night. You got to be 18 years or older to qualify. We'll pick the best call of the night. We'll give you the party pack. There's Sax and then there's Durex. Let's take a question for the band. John?

41:32 Yes, Adam.

41:34 Adam You're 22. What's up?

41:36 Caller Well, I'm from Dallas, Texas, and I have a question for the band. I was wondering how they were able to continue on after, you know, the untimely death of Jason, and I really appreciate that they continued on his memory because their music is really mental to me, and I'm really looking forward to the new album. I was just wondering how they're able to continue with such great music for a period of time.

42:02 Pennywise Randy? As far as we're concerned, we feel that Jason's always with us and in spirit, and he would have wanted the band to continue on, and we just do what we do.

42:16 Pennywise Yeah, basically, all our lyrics are about conquering hardships and getting on with your life and not giving up. So if we would have pulled the plug after Jason, we would have been hypocrites. So we just took his message and the lyrics that he had written when he was around and kept that going, and what better way to keep somebody's spirit alive than to go out and play their songs every night and have people singing them. So it's pretty damn easy. It kind of feels like he's there with us at all times. We still practice in his garage, write all our songs in his old garage where his brother lives now, and it's almost like he's not gone. So we just keep rolling.

42:57 Adam John?

42:58 Caller That's wonderful. Just thank you so much and keep rocking, and I really hope you come out to Texas with just plenty of fans, and we look forward to seeing you.

43:08 Drew Let's get a song in here, shall we?

43:10 Pennywise Yeah, we'll be there.

43:11 Adam Let's hear, that's an example of a good question and a good answer. We rarely have that.

43:16 Pennywise I figured it would be one of our friends coming in.

43:19 Adam Loveline's. Let's hear something off the fuse of the new CD. This one is called Disconnect. Pennywise, everybody, Fletch and Randy, in here representing the band, The Fuse, the name of the good new CD. We'll take ourselves, I think we should take a little break. Yeah. We'll come back with Pennywise and your questions after this. Yeah, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Those are our buddies, System of a Down. Yeah, can't go wrong with that riff. Pennywise in studio tonight, Ranning Fletcher both here. The Fuse, name of the new CD, which is coming out on the 9th of August. All right, we'll hear something else off that CD at some point in the show. Get back to the phones and speak to Michelle, who's 22. Michelle?

47:57 Caller Hello.

47:58 Adam What's up?

47:59 Caller Okay, I've got a question, and I've had more things go on with this than I think anyone could probably believe. Okay, for about two to three months now, I've been having a very, very sharp pain when my fiancé and I have sex. In the past three years, I do have cervical dysplasia. Dr. Drew, you may be familiar with the CIN levels. I have CIN level two.

48:26 Drew Okay.

48:27 Adam That's pretty high security clearance, isn't it?

48:30 Caller No, it's right in the pentagon. Two levels away from having blood cancer.

48:34 Drew Yeah, but it's-

48:34 Adam Uh-oh. Uh-oh, Drew, what do you hear?

48:37 Drew It's all right.

48:37 Adam You hear anything?

48:38 Drew No. I mean, she's making a lot of drama out of this. It's a pretty common condition.

48:41 Adam All right. Michelle?

48:43 Caller Okay. So I've got the dysplasia. I've also had a DNC as well as an abortion. And every three months, I have to have a colpuloscopy done.

48:55 Drew That's for your neoplasm.

48:57 Adam What's a DNC for?

48:58 Drew A DNC was an abortion, basically.

49:01 Caller No, the DNC was not an abortion.

49:02 Adam You're saying it didn't go well? Or you're saying it's actually an abortion, is it? Is the DNC the scrape part?

49:09 Drew Yeah, it's scraped inside the uterus.

49:10 Pennywise Okay.

49:11 Caller Well, yes, but it wasn't my choice. The fetus was diagnosed with cranial bifida.

49:15 Drew Yeah, but it's an abortion.

49:17 Pennywise Yes. Okay.

49:18 Caller Sorry. Two different sounds.

49:20 Adam Cranial bifida, that sounds like a disaster. It means kids.

49:25 Drew Open brain.

49:26 Adam Open? Yeah. Is spina bifida open spine?

49:29 Drew Yeah.

49:30 Adam And cranial bifida is open?

49:32 Pennywise Crane.

49:33 Adam Yeah.

49:34 Drew Skull.

49:35 Adam You have to abort that, right? I mean, you're gonna be dead or what are you gonna do?

49:40 Drew Yeah.

49:41 Adam But spina bifida, you make it, right?

49:43 Drew Yeah, there are different kinds, different degrees.

49:46 Adam Yeah.

49:47 Drew Shell's full of drama, though.

49:48 Adam Yeah.

49:48 Caller Okay. With all of these problems, I have to have all of these constant surgeries and cone biopsies and everything done. And the pain that I'm having, I can only describe as to what I had when I had the DNC or abortion. I'm wondering with all of these things that I'm having done, if it's possible through, I guess, rough sex, if there's anything that could be maybe dislodged for lack of a better term.

50:15 Drew No, but things can be inflamed.

50:16 It hurts so bad.

50:18 Adam Yeah.

50:19 Drew Things can be inflamed there after all these procedures. And if you, just like if you had a wound in your abdomen and somebody started punching it, it hurts.

50:25 Adam Also, look, if you've had nine knee surgeries, don't go out for the rugby team.

50:30 Drew Right. What are you thinking, Michelle?

50:32 Adam Don't pick, take swimming as a sport.

50:34 Drew I just hear, I hear.

50:35 Adam Thumbs up.

50:36 Drew Yeah, I hear abuse.

50:36 Adam Michelle, what's up, baby? Abuse?

50:40 Caller What do you mean? I hear you, but what do you mean, what's up?

50:42 Adam Well, I mean, were you abused?

50:44 Caller No, I was not abused.

50:46 Adam Never been abused. There's something, there's a slight anger and a lot of energy in your voice. Yeah, I mean, you press.

50:58 Caller I press.

50:59 Drew You're under pressure.

51:00 Adam Yeah, you're under pressure. What's up? Is your family super?

51:03 Caller No, no family pressure. I've never been abused. I've never had any mental abuse. It's just this all started when I was 16 and it's it's just very hard. I'm only 22 and I have been through so much. It just seems to be one thing after the other.

51:20 Adam What's your dad do? What's your dad do for a living?

51:23 Caller My dad is a truck driver.

51:25 Caller He works around the country. My biological father died when I was eight. So my stepdad.

51:30 Drew What did your biological father die from?

51:32 Caller I'm sorry?

51:32 Adam My stepdad backed over.

51:33 Drew What did your biological dad die from?

51:35 Caller He had a heart attack.

51:37 Caller It was when I was eight.

51:39 Drew Was he doing cocaine or something? I mean, that man shouldn't be having heart attacks.

51:44 Caller He was 37.

51:45 Drew Yeah.

51:46 Adam Oh, that's different. He was the ripe old age of 37.

51:48 Drew Was he doing cocaine or something?

51:50 Caller Not that I know of. Not that I know of. My mom doesn't know of any either. They were divorced at the time and had been for several years. So no one really knows.

51:58 Adam Did you know the guy?

51:59 Caller Yes, I did know him up until I was 6 and then we moved away.

52:03 Adam What did he do for a living?

52:05 Caller My dad owned a nightclub in Michigan. My biological father.

52:10 Adam Couldn't have been into drugs.

52:11 Drew No, no, of course not.

52:12 Caller Just a typical businessman, nothing special.

52:15 Drew Oh, yeah.

52:16 Caller But he was very good to myself and my younger sister.

52:19 Adam He was?

52:20 Caller Yes.

52:20 Adam All right. How about your mom? Any drugs on your mom's side?

52:25 Caller My mom did, yes. My mom has a very long history of drugs.

52:30 Drew Okay.

52:30 Caller From when I was about 10 to when I was about 14.

52:33 Drew And was she bringing drug addict friends around?

52:35 Caller No, she was not. She would actually leave the house for several weeks at a time.

52:40 Drew And who took care of you guys?

52:41 Caller My grandmother. We lived with my grandmother.

52:43 Drew Oh, my goodness. All right.

52:45 Adam So now we got drug addict mom.

52:47 Drew Heavy, heavy stuff.

52:48 Caller She has been clean for about...

52:50 Drew Yeah, Michelle, by the way, I don't know what you consider mental abuse, but... Mom, mom, mom.

52:55 Adam I'm going out on benders, on drug vendors, and coming back two weeks later is pretty heavy stuff for, you know, six-year-olds.

53:02 Caller Well, I did go through a significant amount of counseling. I also had very much support from my friends and family. And I did talk it out, a lot of things. And I no longer, to my belief, have an issue with any of that. Everything's fine with me now. I mean...

53:20 Drew Here's the question. You have all these medical problems going on in your genital tract, and yet you continue to insist on aggressive and violent sexual acts.

53:29 Caller It's like, hey...

53:31 Caller I think it's maybe because nothing had happened during just regular, you know, missionary or whatever. But, you know, one night after a rough sexual episode, it just seems that in a certain position, every time, it's off to my right side.

53:49 Drew Michelle, that's my point. Why do you... That's why we're taking issue with your heritage, your history, your psychological issue, that you know you have a delicate system, you know it causes pain if you do things a certain way, and yet you go ahead and do it. And then you wonder, why am I having pain? It's bizarre.

54:05 Pennywise And you're talking about rough sex.

54:07 Caller I don't wonder why I have pain. I just wonder what it could be. I know I'm making it worse. I'm trying not to act so stupid.

54:15 Drew You've had multiple surgical procedures. What if you open your abdomen several times again and somebody punched in the abdomen? Oh, what's hurting? What's hurting? Adam, I understand.

54:23 Adam Maybe it was the blunt force trauma to the abdomen. I don't think so. How could that be? Michelle, here's all I'm saying. Man, I hear something in your voice. And your mom was a drug addict. And look, here's the deal. You got some counseling, you talked to your family, you made peace with your mom. The cement still dried with your mom's weird initials carved into it. And it's hard to sandblast that out. Even though you've made peace with your mom from age five to 14, your mom was a junkie. That's pretty heavy ass.

54:58 Drew Dad is dead.

54:58 Adam Your dad died.

54:59 Drew Around nightclubs.

55:01 Adam Your dad. Well, not necessarily shady, but having a heart attack at 37 and your mom being a pretty good drug addict. I'm going to say this guy was no stranger to the crack pipe himself. So the point is, Michelle, you want to just sort of sweep this under the rug and say, it's all been taken care of. We can hear it in your voice and in some of these symptoms.

55:24 Drew Yeah.

55:24 Adam So here's what I would say. No more rough sex. Yeah. As far as the counseling stuff goes.

55:31 Drew By the way, you're getting regular pelvic exam. You're taking proper care. Right. It's not as though we have to speculate about what's going on. People are on top of that for you.

55:38 Adam Yes. Look, we talk to people all the time. Well, from age five to 14, there was a lot of drugs and abuse.

55:44 Drew I'm over that now.

55:45 Adam But I got six months of counseling when I was 19. So I'm 22 now. So it's way, way in the past. Oh, contraire.

55:52 Drew Yeah.

55:52 Adam There's more work to do. When your mom was a junkie, we'd drop you off at the grandparents and just go out for two weeks at a time. Are you kidding? Let a freak a girl out. Dad's dead. Mom's going out getting high. Come on.

56:06 Pennywise Stepdad's a truck driver.

56:08 Adam Stepdad's a truck driver. Even worse. Long haul.

56:10 Pennywise You know, he's hitting the pipe.

56:11 Drew By the way, it's hard to say Michelle's not doing well.

56:15 Adam Doing well for everything she's been through. But as much time and effort as you're putting into the mid-section in the vagina, go and put a little into the old noodle too. Yes?

56:26 Drew Yes.

56:27 Adam Yes. All right. No one calls the brain the noodle anymore.

56:31 Drew Not anymore, no.

56:32 Adam Use your noodle. I guess it didn't make much sense. I mean, this, my head? Yeah.

56:37 Drew Noodle.

56:38 Caller Yeah.

56:38 Adam Why don't you call it spaghetti or something? What kind of noodle is it? Like an egg noodle? It's a flat.

56:42 Caller That's the problem.

56:43 Drew We've become too sophisticated about noodles.

56:44 Adam Oh, I see. Yeah, because there was only spaghetti. Now it's like, oh, they got the...

56:48 Drew Well, there's just noodle. It was a flat noodle.

56:51 Adam Yeah, it was just a noodle. And now you got the rigatoni and this...

56:55 Drew Angel hair...

56:56 Adam .frasatelli and the angel hair and the ziti.

56:58 Pennywise You guys need to do some research and find out why it was called the noodle.

57:02 Adam Michelle, we've got to look into that.

57:03 Pennywise Someone get on the Internet now.

57:04 Adam Also, we got to get some takeouts. I'm hungry now. I want some baked ziti.

57:11 Caller Yeah?

57:12 Adam Yeah.

57:13 Caller Hey, first off, I have to say Adam Corolla.

57:16 Caller Yeah.

57:17 Adam We're trying to get the game Marco Polo switched to Adam Corolla. I think it makes sense. Yes.

57:22 Caller Yeah.

57:23 Adam You guys could help.

57:24 Pennywise There's more than one person trying to do that with their name, I believe.

57:27 Drew Oh, no kidding.

57:28 Pennywise I've heard a couple of those. Oh, no.

57:30 Drew Imposters.

57:31 Adam How dare they?

57:32 Pennywise We're backing you. Good.

57:35 Adam When you guys play Catalina, it might be some people in the water and stuff just frolicking, having a good time, a little game, Adam Corolla going, that's all. Shelly?

57:44 Pennywise Yeah.

57:44 Adam You got to look into who's trying to rip off, me ripping off somebody. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's an outrage. Go ahead, Shelly.

57:51 Caller I like Adam first. Adam Corolla is the best.

57:54 Adam Thank you. Now, what's up?

57:56 Caller Okay. Well, I'm 22 and I've been married for about four years now. And I work really hard. I worked the night shift at the hospital. And my husband right now is unemployed. He doesn't do nothing. And I just got off work and like, he never wants to have sex with me. Like, he does nothing all day. Okay.

58:13 Adam He's depressed.

58:14 Caller And he's like, I'm too tired. And I'm like, are you kidding me?

58:17 Adam Well, he beat himself to a pulp all day. Just went.

58:20 Pennywise With one of those large massagers.

58:22 Adam Yeah. Big panacea.

58:23 Pennywise Sandor, probably.

58:24 Adam Big snare-sized head on it. Jack Hammer.

58:27 Drew From Sandor.

58:28 Adam Here's the thing. It's actually a random orbital. But here's the thing. When guys get depressed, they shut down and they will beat off a lot. But they lose their pride. He's probably.

58:43 Drew He could be sitting home doing viking too.

58:45 Adam Yeah. He's not making so much testosterone starts making estrogen. He just, guys got to work. Guys got to get busy.

58:51 Drew What does he normally do for a living?

58:52 Caller He's the one who chose not to work.

58:54 Drew Yeah. What does he normally do?

58:55 Adam Well, he's depressed.

58:56 Caller Well, he's a mechanic and he's the one who just chose not to work because I make more money than he does. And he's like, well, why don't I just stay home with the kids? And, you know, basically I can work. I was like, OK, well, we can try that out. And we've only been doing it for a couple of months, but it's been like over almost a year where he's, you know, cut it down to like once a week. And before that, it was like three, four or five times a day. And then all of a sudden I got cut down to like once a week.

59:20 Drew Hold on, hold on, hold on.

59:21 Adam Five times a day?

59:23 Drew Who took care of the kids?

59:26 Adam You know, like SpongeBob. Who else takes care of him? Barney did. Five times a day?

59:33 Caller Well, like whenever we had a chance, anytime we had a free moment, we were having fun.

59:37 Drew Oh man, the guy smelled like training fluid or something.

59:40 Adam All right, well, look, here, okay, I'm putting her on hold again. Let me say this. For those of you who get married at 19, now granted she's not old now, but you can't go ahead and use, you have to throw out all the old records because a couple of, yeah, when I was 19, whoever I was on top of was getting a good pound and two, but we never got married.

1:00:01 Drew Right.

1:00:01 Adam You know what I mean? You get married, and especially if you make it 30 years, you look back, oh, when we first got married, we were going at it. Yeah, you were both 19. 18 and 19.

1:00:11 Drew Right.

1:00:12 Adam Then you got jobs, you got kids, you got a mortgage, things slow down a little bit. So you can't really go back and go to the pace you were at 19 or even hold it up as an example of something you're trying to get back to. But this guy's a mechanic, and he says-

1:00:29 Drew He maybe just maybe has a rhythm, too, once a week. Maybe just settling into his rhythm.

1:00:34 Adam Maybe, yeah, that may be, does he seem depressed?

1:00:37 Pennywise Maybe he's settling into something else.

1:00:40 Caller Or she's at work.

1:00:41 Caller But he hasn't had a past of cheating, and so that's what I'm worried about.

1:00:45 Drew That's what Fletcher picked up on.

1:00:47 Pennywise Dr. Draghi.

1:00:48 Caller Wow.

1:00:49 Adam And you say past of cheating, cheating in the marriage?

1:00:52 Drew Yeah.

1:00:54 Pennywise Set up a video camera with like an eight-hour tape.

1:00:57 Drew This is why you don't get married under 30.

1:01:00 Adam You're a good woman, by the way. This guy cheats and makes a suggestion, I'm going to hang home. Will you go to work?

1:01:06 Pennywise Yeah. And while you pay all the bills, time for the video surveillance.

1:01:11 Adam And Shelly's a nurse.

1:01:13 Pennywise Oh, maybe the kids. Can the kids talk yet?

1:01:16 Caller My kids, yes.

1:01:17 Pennywise Okay.

1:01:18 Adam They can talk.

1:01:18 Pennywise I started asking them if they see anything strange going on, like there's a maid coming over or anything.

1:01:22 Adam Here's the thing about...

1:01:23 Caller I don't think I have. And that's the thing is, I'm just like worried because it's like, well...

1:01:26 Drew How old are your kids?

1:01:28 Caller Well, my oldest is five and then my daughter is three.

1:01:32 Drew Seventeen? You had kids? Pregnant at sixteen?

1:01:36 Caller Yeah. Well, we were like high school three hearts, but like he was kind of like the bad boy and he really had a really rough upbringing and so I had a good family and stuff. So he kind of...

1:01:46 Drew Oh, you're going to change him. Oh, yes.

1:01:48 Adam So your family must have been delighted too when you brought this guy home.

1:01:53 Caller I think my mom's the one who suggested you live with us. And that's how I got pregnant.

1:01:57 Adam Oh.

1:01:58 Caller And then when I got pregnant, it was kind of hard to like break it off. And so I'm just worried if that's where we're at. And like, because I keep like trying everything, like I'm like, you know, what do I need to do? Do we need to?

1:02:09 Adam Oh, OK. Well, look.

1:02:10 Caller Or like, what do we need to try to do?

1:02:12 Adam No. See, here's the whole thing. I don't think you getting negligee is going to do anything with this guy.

1:02:18 Drew No, no, no, no.

1:02:19 Adam Look, when you're a 22 year old guy, you're either into it or you're not. It's not like, well, I'm not into it. Oh, she lit a scented candle.

1:02:25 Drew Yeah.

1:02:26 Adam Now I got a boner. I am on top of this bitch now. I smell something fruity in the air. Guys don't work that way. Chicks work that way. Guys don't work that way. There's no scented candle big enough. There's not enough rose petals. There's no bath warm enough.

1:02:42 Drew None of that's on the same scale.

1:02:44 Adam We take you out back and bang you on a piece of plywood, if we're in.

1:02:48 Pennywise He's got a side project going for sure. We don't go from five times a day down to a week.

1:02:52 Drew He's a troubled guy. He's a bad guy. Could be doing drugs. Could be doing anything. Could be doing anything.

1:02:56 Adam But my theory, I don't want to argue with that lecture, but well, she's a nerd. If she's a nerd, no, not a nerd.

1:03:02 Drew If she had time to do that. If she was pregnant at 17, 16.

1:03:06 Adam Here's the thing, though. I have a theory that when guys cheat, they don't want to engage in behaviors that are going to make the old lady suspicious.

1:03:13 Drew They double down.

1:03:14 Adam So they keep everything copacetic at home. They don't want the wife going, what's up? You're not into me? Are you seeing other people? I think they try to keep things smooth at home. You know what I mean?

1:03:24 Pennywise Is that how you do it?

1:03:25 Adam That's what I do. I mean, I saw a report.

1:03:29 Caller My dog got a snake bite.

1:03:31 Adam The first thing they do, whenever you do these things, a guy starts working out all of a sudden, changing his routine, more cologne, maybe even a little more attentive. Honey, let's go out to dinner. Well, you never want to, you know what I mean? Or it's that thing, you could probably tell a guy is cheating, is if you normally argue over what movie to see, and he says, we'll see a movie you want to see tonight. It's like, he's guilty, something's up. He's playing nice. He's overcompensating. You know what I mean? That's why I don't change my routine.

1:03:59 Drew You're an a-hole all the time.

1:04:00 Adam Steady diet of abuse, got a few ladies on the side. Absolutely. Shelly, no snake bite lessons for the dog.

1:04:07 Drew What do you do at the hospital?

1:04:10 Caller I'm a nurse. I'm an RN.

1:04:12 Drew When did you get?

1:04:13 Adam How did you find time to do all that?

1:04:15 Pennywise She started.

1:04:16 Caller My mom. I was close to my mom, so she helped me watch the kids when I went to school. She didn't want me to just not go to school because I have kids.

1:04:25 Adam Mom's sending a lot of mixed messages. Move in with the flunky guy. He was pregnant, but now she's going to watch the kids. All right. I'm not sure if this guy's cheating or not. Something's up with this guy, and this is why you don't marry and get pregnant and do all this crap when you're still in high school because now you're 22. You don't know who you are. He doesn't know who he is.

1:04:45 Drew Two kids. I don't know who they are.

1:04:47 Adam Right. No more kids, Shelly.

1:04:50 Caller No. My teeth are tight.

1:04:52 Adam Oh, really? Nice.

1:04:53 Drew What floor do you work on?

1:04:56 Caller I work in the ER.

1:04:57 Drew ER at night.

1:04:58 Adam Well, that's going to be a good time. The gang bangers with the stuff.

1:05:01 Drew Arizona, it's Phoenix.

1:05:03 Adam All right. Cool old guys at a hard attack. It's better. All right, Shelly. Look, you know what I think the answer to this is? I think the answer to this is this guy needs to go back to work. He needs to start doing something.

1:05:15 Caller He wanted to stay home and I just like-

1:05:17 Adam I know he wants to stay home. I want to stay home too and just put a vacuum on to my genitalia and watch TV. Look, and by the way, at 22, there's not a guy who doesn't want to stay home. At some point in life, you realize there's a guy like, listen, I want to make my way. I want to go to work. Twenty-two, if I had an old lady at 22 that was making 85 grand a year working at the nursing, whatever, I'd hang home too, especially if her attitude was, he wants to.

1:05:46 Drew Yeah.

1:05:46 Adam That's all she needs to hear. He wants to stay home.

1:05:49 Pennywise I got a friend that has a wife that is a nurse, and he's been staying home for the last seven years, taking care of the kids.

1:05:56 Drew Is he cheating?

1:05:58 Caller No, he's not.

1:05:59 Adam Not on the radio.

1:06:00 Pennywise He's not on the radio. He's not.

1:06:01 Drew Yeah.

1:06:02 Pennywise No, he's pretty set up. He's pretty stoked.

1:06:04 Adam I want to hear about the part where he got busted for cheating while they were married. What happened with that, Shelly?

1:06:11 Caller Well, when we first got married, he was working as a night stalker at a grocery store. And we were only married for a couple months. And he started seeing one of the checkers. And right away, I knew something was wrong because we quit having sex instantly. And then I was like, we have things wrong.

1:06:29 Drew So it's the same thing.

1:06:32 Caller Same thing.

1:06:33 Drew So this is this guy's pattern. He stops as opposed to keeping things go pathetic. He lets it go.

1:06:38 Adam That's smart enough to do.

1:06:39 Pennywise Right. You need to call that guy in cheaters and get him down there to document or undercover work.

1:06:46 Caller I mean, he says he loves me, but it's like, I don't feel like he does.

1:06:49 Adam How did you find out about this?

1:06:50 Caller He doesn't like to kiss me or...

1:06:52 Drew Oh, Shelley, this is a bad time.

1:06:54 Adam Hey, listen, Shelley, why didn't you just dump the guy the first time you caught him cheating? I mean, two months in the relationship.

1:07:00 Caller He was like, you know, we're young and we need to try to work things out.

1:07:03 Adam All right. And how did you bust him for cheating?

1:07:07 Caller I found a picture of her in his wallet.

1:07:11 Pennywise Oh, so he's a smart guy, too.

1:07:13 Adam Wave, oh. This guy's bold. What? Just a head shot?

1:07:17 Drew Insolent.

1:07:17 Caller Right.

1:07:18 Pennywise Have you looked in his wallet lately?

1:07:21 Caller I have, and nothing. Like, I think he's too smart for that now, but...

1:07:24 Pennywise Probably keeps it like in his sock or something.

1:07:26 Drew Check his computer around history.

1:07:27 Adam That's not too smart for that now. That's not as dumb as he was before. There's a difference. Doesn't make him smart. It just makes him not dumb.

1:07:36 Drew It's being unfair to dumb people.

1:07:37 Adam I can't believe this guy had a picture of this chick in his wallet.

1:07:42 Drew That's crazy.

1:07:43 Adam You don't even want to do that with your wife, you know?

1:07:45 Pennywise How did he try to explain the picture? Did he just confess right away or did he, like, come up with some...

1:07:49 Caller She signed the back of it. This is, you know...

1:07:52 Drew Oh, my God.

1:07:53 Pennywise Oh, he's really... He's getting smarter by the minute.

1:07:56 Drew What was his excuse?

1:08:00 Adam What did the picture say? Thanks for pulling out. Don't let your wife read this.

1:08:04 Caller Well, he said that he didn't actually sleep with her. He just said he made out with her a few times.

1:08:08 Drew What did it... Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. You believe that, Shelley? Are you kidding me?

1:08:11 Adam Yeah. What, the produce section? Yeah.

1:08:15 Caller Yeah.

1:08:16 Adam All right.

1:08:17 Caller He was only 16 and...

1:08:18 Adam Oh, it's getting better.

1:08:20 Drew This guy's...

1:08:21 Pennywise He's a respectable gentleman.

1:08:24 Drew He's a criminal now. No, no.

1:08:25 Caller This is the real thing.

1:08:27 Drew Shelley, what did the card say, the picture?

1:08:29 Caller The letter was said, here's the picture you asked for, hugs and kisses, Ashley. I remember her name and it was like three years ago.

1:08:36 Pennywise Oh, boy. Of course you do.

1:08:38 Adam All right. Here's the thing. When guys that are sociopaths, which is what I'm going to label this guy like a sociopath, when they even admit to, well, we just made out or we just...

1:08:50 Drew Oh, forget it.

1:08:51 Adam Go ahead and add a couple of bases to whatever base. I mean, if a guy says, hey, just got to second base or first base, go ahead and add a few more bags onto that trip.

1:09:01 Drew The anal bag.

1:09:01 Adam That's a four-bagger.

1:09:02 Pennywise It's just admit it.

1:09:02 Adam Anal bag.

1:09:03 Caller That's dug out.

1:09:04 Adam Dug out. Add the dug out to the... True, anal. How dare you? Yeah, that...

1:09:12 Caller Look, here's...

1:09:13 Adam I'm really starting to think that Shelly's 22, she's had the life of a 40-year-old, and it may be time for her to cut her losses with this guy. I don't trust this guy.

1:09:25 Drew Can you imagine her just keep stringing this guy along for another 20 years? I mean, she's had like three kids, two of children, and this guy.

1:09:31 Adam And this guy, yeah. I would really have a talk with this guy, which is, look, either we're getting into marital counseling, or we're just going to go ahead and call this a mistake.

1:09:40 Drew Are you kidding? What's that going to do for him?

1:09:42 Adam Well, at least you said you tried.

1:09:44 Pennywise She's probably going to have to raise the kids on her own. I'm sure there won't be a lot of financial support from...

1:09:50 Adam I think she's going to have to get her mom back involved with this one again.

1:09:53 Drew It's mom's fault anyway. That's blameworthy.

1:09:54 Adam Well, yeah. Me and the kids are going to be packing our craft. We're going to be crashing out at your place for a couple of months, get our feet under us. Hey, she's got a good gig.

1:10:02 Drew Yeah.

1:10:02 Adam Mom can watch the kids.

1:10:03 Drew Yeah.

1:10:04 Adam I'll magically predict that this guy will move on to Florida and start working on a boat, and he's not going to be hanging around the kids that much. She'll meet a decent guy in a couple of years at the hospital, maybe a radiologist, they'll hook up, it'll be fine.

1:10:19 Drew Yeah?

1:10:20 Adam That's my plan.

1:10:21 Pennywise If mom would have just put the bowl of condoms next to the bed.

1:10:24 Adam Oh, like the gay bar.

1:10:25 Pennywise Yeah. Just doesn't work anymore.

1:10:28 Adam We're going to take ourselves a little break, Pennywise, in studio tonight. I, Drew, don't take those cans off yet. I'm going to make a plea one more time.

1:10:36 Drew Wait a minute. Want to give Shelly the call of the night?

1:10:39 Adam Yeah, let's give Shelly the call of the night. Shelly, you just won yourself some condoms. I know you've had your tubes died, but.

1:10:48 Drew She learned a lesson.

1:10:49 Adam Use them to hold heroin.

1:10:50 Drew Also, there's STDs that she's going to get her out dating again.

1:10:54 Adam That's right. She's going to be on the market. She won't want to get anything. Yeah.

1:10:58 Pennywise Leave them on the coffee table.

1:10:59 Adam Yeah, we'll give her the Durex Party Pack. I'm doing a new show next week on Comedy Central, right in the middle of Hollywood. If you guys want to come see it, only takes a half hour to tape, by the way, fast and clean. Go to www.oneiota.com, oneiota.com.

1:11:17 Drew She could use the condoms as sort of a-

1:11:18 Adam But, Drew, can I add the plug part? Can I finish my plug?

1:11:21 Drew Go ahead.

1:11:22 Adam The plug.

1:11:23 Drew Go ahead. oneiota.com. www.oneiota.com.

1:11:25 Pennywise That's one not O-N-E.

1:11:28 Drew Yes, that's number one.

1:11:28 Adam Number one.

1:11:29 Drew oneiota.com.

1:11:30 Pennywise It's a bummer you even have to explain that.

1:11:32 Adam Yeah.

1:11:33 Pennywise Whoever, what, did that guy come up with it? Shelly's husband?

1:11:36 Adam I would, yeah. I would have done it the other way. All right, Drew, what were you going to say? She's doing the condom.

1:11:40 Drew She's using it as a bait. Put it out there and see if he takes the bait.

1:11:44 Adam If he uses it. Like if you're missing one. Yeah, I'm sure this Casanova is using a condom too. All right. 16 years old. Awesome. Just made out with her. Yeah. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Randy Fletch in here tonight from Pennywise.

1:12:32 Pennywise Hello, hello.

1:12:33 Adam I think we're going to play a little Germany or Florida, and then we'll hear ourselves a Pennywise song. So here's how it goes, everybody. All bizarre stories emanate from either one of two places, or actually both places, Germany or Florida. We just have to guess which f'd up stories from where. All right, so, we're going to get started with a little round of Germany or Florida. Jessica?

1:12:58 Caller Hey, what's up?

1:12:59 Adam 23?

1:13:00 Caller Yeah.

1:13:01 Adam What's up?

1:13:02 Caller It's not the most amazing Germany or Florida, but it's Germany or Florida nonetheless.

1:13:07 Adam All right.

1:13:08 Caller Okay.

1:13:09 Caller A man made up a story about killing a hitchhiker and burying the body in the woods in an effort to persuade his wife to leave him. The man, 28, was charged Tuesday with making a false report and petty theft. He said he hit the man in the throat, causing him to gasp and die and then bury the body in the woods. After a seven-hour search with dogs and an air unit, the man confessed that he was going through divorce and then hoped the murder story would make his wife leave him.

1:13:35 Adam Wow.

1:13:35 Drew There's not many clues in that one.

1:13:37 Adam Tough one.

1:13:37 Drew Feels Florida.

1:13:38 Adam Feels German to me.

1:13:39 Drew Feels Germany.

1:13:40 Adam Well, the Florida guy would just kill this wife. He didn't have trouble going through a divorce.

1:13:46 Pennywise It would have been in the swamp.

1:13:47 Drew Yeah. Good point.

1:13:49 Pennywise A lot of woods.

1:13:50 Drew There you go. Good point.

1:13:51 Pennywise Good point.

1:13:52 Drew The Germans don't feel so at liberty to call their own private police squad. You know what I mean? They're a little more.

1:14:00 Adam Well, what do you mean?

1:14:01 Drew I mean to keep the police busy looking in the woods for bodies and stuff.

1:14:04 Adam Well, I don't think he knew she was going to call the cops. She probably called the cops after he told her. See what I'm saying?

1:14:11 Drew I'm saying a German might have stepped in and go, okay, before you send the helicopter out.

1:14:15 Adam Well, you can't stereotype or judge. I can tell you that right now. So, Drew, what are you going to do?

1:14:20 Pennywise I'll put 100 on Germany.

1:14:21 Adam I'm going to Florida. Going to Florida? Randy? Florida. I'm going to Germany. I'm with Fletch. He's smart money. Fletch is my good luck charm. He's my 300 pound rabbit's foot.

1:14:34 Pennywise 330.

1:14:34 Adam 330. I was being kind.

1:14:36 Pennywise Don't try to break me down.

1:14:37 Adam Unless he's wearing black. It's very slimy.

1:14:39 Pennywise That's right. I told you that last time. I've switched over to white lately. It's like circus tin effect.

1:14:46 Adam Don't go orange. You get 76 ball.

1:14:48 Caller Jessica.

1:14:49 Pennywise It's not going to happen.

1:14:51 Adam The sun's coming. Oh, wait a minute.

1:14:52 Caller It's Fletch.

1:14:54 Adam Jessica, so we got two Florida's and two Germany's. Which is it, Germany or Florida?

1:15:01 Caller Unfortunately, you and Fletcher are wrong.

1:15:03 Caller It was Florida.

1:15:04 Pennywise Oh, yeah. Smart money.

1:15:05 Caller Yeah.

1:15:06 Pennywise Talking about me.

1:15:07 Caller Can I actually ask Fletcher a question real quick?

1:15:10 Pennywise Yes.

1:15:11 Caller Yeah, hey, I've been a Pennywise fan forever. You guys are awesome. What's your policy on getting people tattoos?

1:15:19 Pennywise Well, I've been giving tattoos, so my policy is I just give them to people now.

1:15:23 Caller Oh, yeah?

1:15:23 Adam Are you good at it?

1:15:24 Caller Give me one sometime.

1:15:25 Adam I don't know.

1:15:26 Pennywise How's that look?

1:15:26 Adam Oh, it looks awesome.

1:15:28 Pennywise You like that?

1:15:29 Adam Yeah.

1:15:29 Pennywise I want you to give her one too.

1:15:30 Adam Fletcher has a Richter scale going right down his arm.

1:15:35 Caller Well, I have a little tiny Pennywise one from when I was like 15. I want to get like a maxed out one but have no money.

1:15:41 Pennywise Yeah. Well, like since Jimmy turned the whole nightclub on to getting tattooed and said that I was picking up the tab and it cost me like $3,700. I figured I should probably start doing it myself. So you leave your information. I'll call you up and we'll hook it up.

1:15:56 Adam Do you have your own rig?

1:15:57 Pennywise Yeah. I was actually going to bring it tonight and see if I could get Dr. Drew to give me a tattoo that you drew.

1:16:02 Adam He's pretty well-sleeved already.

1:16:04 Pennywise Him being a doctor in the sterilization issues and stuff, he'd probably want to get my blood on him.

1:16:09 Adam It's Fletch doing it. I think he does.

1:16:11 Pennywise I mean, you've already had my bodily fluids on you.

1:16:13 Drew It's true.

1:16:13 Pennywise I have.

1:16:13 Drew A little blood wouldn't hurt. So talk about sex.

1:16:16 Adam You guys went to Pooh-Pooh City together?

1:16:18 Pennywise No.

1:16:19 Pennywise Never happened.

1:16:20 Adam Well, it was threatened in a standoff type situation.

1:16:25 Pennywise Pooh-Pooh City is not a pretty place.

1:16:27 Adam No.

1:16:27 Pennywise And he's been there, yeah.

1:16:28 Pennywise I visited.

1:16:29 Pennywise But yeah, leave your name for a minute.

1:16:30 Caller You didn't actually buy a place there.

1:16:33 Pennywise I didn't stay over there.

1:16:34 Adam Time share?

1:16:35 Pennywise Went straight through. I sent my friend and my maid in to clean it.

1:16:38 Pennywise He was waved and stepped on the accelerator.

1:16:40 Pennywise I saw some pretty bad stuff.

1:16:43 Adam All right, Jessica.

1:16:44 Caller Yo.

1:16:45 Adam Better to go to Tattoo City than Pooh-Pooh City is what I say.

1:16:49 Caller Yeah, well, I think I'd rather have Fletcher do it because that would be pretty amazing.

1:16:52 Adam Yeah, it would be terrible.

1:16:54 Pennywise We'll leave your number and we'll pull you up and we'll destroy your body.

1:16:58 Adam We'll put you on hold.

1:16:59 Pennywise Decimate it.

1:17:00 Adam Here in San Francisco, though, you're going to have to come out here.

1:17:03 Pennywise No, we'll come up there. We'll be on tour and we'll do it in the back of the bus.

1:17:07 Caller That would be sweet.

1:17:08 Pennywise I mean, whatever.

1:17:09 Adam Yeah.

1:17:09 Drew Make a tattoo, that is.

1:17:10 Pennywise Sorry, Karina.

1:17:11 Caller It's fine with me.

1:17:12 Adam Yeah. You didn't say anything bad, Fletcher, you just thought bad things.

1:17:15 Pennywise No, I just, what is that? Do it in the back of the bus. What is that?

1:17:20 Adam Yeah, double entendre.

1:17:21 Pennywise Is that a Freudian slip or a double entendre?

1:17:23 Drew A double entendre. People could misconstrue what he meant.

1:17:25 Pennywise Yeah. Karina, don't misconstrue that.

1:17:29 Adam Life on the road, too. All right, let's, you want to talk to?

1:17:32 Drew Harmony.

1:17:33 Adam Let's talk to Harmony. All right, let's talk to Harmony and we'll take a, play Pennywise's song. Harmony?

1:17:39 Caller Yes.

1:17:40 Adam 19?

1:17:41 Caller Yes, I am.

1:17:42 Caller How are you guys doing today?

1:17:44 Adam Good. You're calling yourself an info?

1:17:46 Caller Yeah, pretty much. I just moved from Southern California to Washington and I'm having a lot of trouble. For the past, since I was 15, I did it like at least six times a day and now I have no one and nothing and I'm pretty much going insane and I'm not really a good person to be around because I'm very angry and just like on the edge pretty much and I just want to know something that maybe make me calm down.

1:18:16 Adam Wow, you're turning me on.

1:18:18 Pennywise Go to Target.

1:18:19 Adam Yeah, Target.

1:18:19 Caller I'm a good looking girl.

1:18:20 Adam Yeah, Target.

1:18:21 Pennywise Go to the vibrator section.

1:18:23 Caller Whatever, but I haven't gone out because I don't know really where I'm at yet.

1:18:29 Caller What's up?

1:18:30 Adam I mean, what are you doing? How's the rest of your life going?

1:18:34 Caller Great. I actually moved up here because of work and school.

1:18:38 Adam You moved to Washington?

1:18:40 Caller Yes.

1:18:40 Adam State of Washington? Yes. You're going to college?

1:18:43 Caller Yeah. I got into Evergreen.

1:18:46 Adam Evergreen?

1:18:47 Caller Yes. I'm going there.

1:18:49 Drew Of course.

1:18:50 Adam Evergreen.

1:18:50 Caller Sure.

1:18:51 Adam Drew, we spoke there just last week. Drew is wearing the sweatshirt.

1:18:54 Drew Still.

1:18:54 Adam It's the finest advertisement. We love Evergreen. Here's the whole thing about colleges. There's 700,000 of them.

1:19:01 Caller Yes.

1:19:02 Adam Drew only knows about 500,000 of them. So there's a whole 200,000.

1:19:05 Drew Never heard of.

1:19:06 Adam Evergreen is what kind of college?

1:19:10 Caller Party.

1:19:12 Adam Party college. It's four years though, right?

1:19:14 Pennywise You can't find anybody to fornicate with?

1:19:16 Adam All right. You're working?

1:19:19 Caller Yeah. I haven't started school yet. It starts in September.

1:19:22 Adam All right.

1:19:23 Caller That's why I'm pretty much just dying.

1:19:26 Adam You start school, you're going to meet some guys.

1:19:28 Caller Yeah, but I still have another month to go.

1:19:32 Adam I know, but when I was 19, I could have done that stand on my head.

1:19:35 Drew The only time I hear patients talk like this is when they have a drug history.

1:19:42 Adam Drugs harmony?

1:19:42 Drew And a little bipolar.

1:19:44 Caller Oh, hey now.

1:19:45 Caller Hey, you know what? My sister is, and so is my mother, but I have been tested and I am not.

1:19:51 Drew There is no such thing as a test for bipolar. Here's the test.

1:19:53 Caller No, there is.

1:19:54 Caller I'll tell you here the test.

1:19:56 Adam You accuse them of being bipolar and they go, hey now. That's affirmative.

1:20:02 Drew By the way, here's the test. Does anybody in your family have this condition? That's the test.

1:20:06 Adam Well, just mother and sister.

1:20:08 Drew Yeah, that's the test. So it sounds like harmony. That's the fuel driving all this. But whatever.

1:20:17 Pennywise She wants something to calm down.

1:20:18 Caller Give me something so I can survive.

1:20:21 Pennywise She wants some drugs, she wants some drugs.

1:20:23 Adam What do you want?

1:20:23 Caller I don't want something to suppress it. I don't know.

1:20:27 Drew Then you go get some mood-stabilizing medication.

1:20:29 Pennywise Get that really, get the biggest back massager you can find. Use it for about four or five months, and then you will have no feeling left, apparently. From an earlier call, we get that tip.

1:20:41 Adam Yeah.

1:20:43 Caller That call wasn't good.

1:20:44 Drew What drug? Drug and alcohol? Are you into that too?

1:20:46 Caller No, I don't drink. Mary Jane's my main thing.

1:20:49 Drew Okay. Well, just saying.

1:20:51 Adam We'll count that.

1:20:52 Caller Yeah, I mean nothing else.

1:20:54 Pennywise Evergreen Drawlitch, Mary Jane.

1:20:55 Caller I'm pretty much a workaholic.

1:20:58 Drew All that's bipolar stuff.

1:20:59 That's the holic part, right?

1:21:00 Drew Yeah.

1:21:01 Adam All right.

1:21:01 Drew So there we go.

1:21:01 Adam All right. Well, how about you look into the bipolar stuff, baby doll? That's all right. If you're not stigma, I know it's disappointing. I don't know what you want.

1:21:08 Drew What did you want, Harmony? What did you expect?

1:21:09 Adam You drew the flap to watch it.

1:21:11 Drew I don't know.

1:21:11 Caller I don't know.

1:21:11 Adam I thought.

1:21:13 Caller My God.

1:21:14 Pennywise There's another signal.

1:21:16 Drew Yeah.

1:21:17 Adam Harmony. First of all, how did you get that name Harmony? Oh my God.

1:21:23 Drew Mom's by Polish. Told you that.

1:21:24 Adam Okay. All right, baby. Get some help, would you please?

1:21:26 Okay. Yes. No problem.

1:21:27 Adam Thank you. All right. All right.

1:21:29 Drew Yeah.

1:21:30 Adam Her name called Harmony is like when you have the super Mexican gangbanger chicks called Angel. It's like, who stabbed you, Angel? Who lit that bum on fire? Angel.

1:21:41 Drew Her boyfriend, Jesus.

1:21:42 Adam Who jacked the car? Jesus and Angel. Jesus and Angel. Yeah. Yeah. What happened? They jacked the car, put a shiv in the driver, and they actually set him on fire. That was Angel and Jesus.

1:21:54 Pennywise It's like the big guy they call Tiny.

1:21:57 Adam Yeah.

1:21:58 Caller That's good stuff.

1:21:59 Adam Well, Jesus and Angel at it again. All right. All right. Let's hear a little song from Pennywise.

1:22:07 Pennywise Before we do this song, can we give out a shout out to Danny Maguire, one of our friends from the South Bay who got hit by a drunk driver while riding his bike. So he's in a coma thanks to a drunk driver in the hospital. So we want to give this little dedication to him, hoping he comes out of it, which he will, and his parents and all his friends. Danny, get better quick.

1:22:30 Adam This one is called Knock Down. Yeah, anyway, you guys, you guys catch that guitar solo by Fletch.

1:25:20 Pennywise We're smoking.

1:25:21 Adam Smoking. We'll take a quick break. The new CD comes out on August 9th. It's called The Fuse, and we'll be right back after this. Yeah, Loveline. I'm Adam Metz, Dr. True. It's going to be awesome getting up at 5, 10 tomorrow morning.

1:26:10 Drew Oh, man, will you feel good? Oh, you have to call from your wife during the night about the dog too.

1:26:14 Adam Top of the world. Yeah. Oh, I got to make that call.

1:26:16 Caller Yeah.

1:26:18 Adam Pennywise in studio tonight. And I'm not like Drew. I don't go to, Drew goes to bed at 1230.

1:26:24 Caller Yeah.

1:26:24 Adam I'm up. I got to watch some TV before I go to bed and drink my medicine. You know what I mean?

1:26:29 Caller Yeah.

1:26:30 Adam And cork a little bottle of medicine. Mellow my ass right out. Well, I think we're done here in Pennywise music. I mean, you never finish. No, you've never heard enough. You never got your fill, but we've played the two songs. You're just going to have to go out and get the fuse when it comes out on August 9th. We'll take a couple more phone calls before we call the night. June?

1:26:53 Caller Yes.

1:26:54 Adam 19?

1:26:55 Caller Yes, I am.

1:26:56 Adam What's up?

1:26:58 Caller Basically, I'm free to have an orgasm because I've been diagnosed with panic disorder where I have random panic attacks. I'm worried it will trigger one or something.

1:27:06 Drew Have you ever had an orgasm?

1:27:08 Caller No.

1:27:09 Drew No, it's not likely to trigger a panic attack. Though certain kinds of physical experiences can trigger panic attacks. Sometimes the panic gets associated with some sensory experience, hearing a certain thing, seeing a certain thing. But you've never had an orgasm. There's nothing about the effect. Quite the contrary could be true. It could reduce your anxiety.

1:27:27 Adam Yeah, this could be it. When's the last time you had a panic attack?

1:27:34 Caller I've had little ones, but not a major one for a while, because I've been on medication.

1:27:38 Drew You're taking Paxil or something?

1:27:40 Caller Yeah, Paxil.

1:27:41 Drew That's going to suppress your ability to have an orgasm. So you may have a panic attack trying to have an orgasm, but be unable to.

1:27:47 Adam Do you have a boyfriend?

1:27:49 Caller Yes, I do.

1:27:52 Adam What are you doing with him? Things?

1:27:55 Caller I'm sitting next to him right now.

1:27:58 Drew It doesn't mean you're doing things right this second.

1:28:00 Adam I mean, you guys are having sex?

1:28:02 Caller Yes, we are.

1:28:03 Adam And?

1:28:06 Drew This again, there's been men and women. Yeah. An orgasm could cause a man to combust, explode, and it still, no.

1:28:13 Adam We'd go for it.

1:28:14 Drew We'd go for it, yeah. Well, I might have a panic attack, you might have a panic attack.

1:28:17 Pennywise If she's already had panic attacks, then she knows the worst-case scenario is she'll have a panic attack. Mine's will try it, right?

1:28:23 Adam Yeah. Can he give you some oral sex?

1:28:27 Caller A little, but he's kind of wuss about it.

1:28:30 Drew Oh, we got to put him on the phone.

1:28:31 Caller Put him on.

1:28:33 Caller No, he's going to piss off that I said that.

1:28:35 Pennywise Too bad.

1:28:35 Drew We'll pile on, don't worry, put him on the phone.

1:28:37 Pennywise Man up.

1:28:38 Caller Put him on the phone?

1:28:39 Drew Yes.

1:28:39 Caller Okay.

1:28:41 Caller Hello?

1:28:43 Adam Wusser? I mean, caller?

1:28:45 Caller Yeah.

1:28:46 Adam What's your name?

1:28:47 Caller This is Patrick.

1:28:49 Adam Patrick?

1:28:50 Caller Yeah.

1:28:50 Adam Patrick, what's up with the giving of oral sex? You're not into it?

1:28:54 Caller It's not that I'm into it, it's just I'm kind of afraid to do it.

1:28:57 Drew What are you afraid of?

1:28:58 Pennywise You might have a panic attack.

1:29:01 Caller No, not me, her.

1:29:02 Adam What are you scared of?

1:29:03 Drew You're afraid of giving her a panic attack?

1:29:05 Caller No, I'm afraid of doing it just because I'm afraid I'm not going to be any good at it.

1:29:08 Adam Oh, you'll be, well.

1:29:10 Drew Well, you won't be, but.

1:29:11 Adam Well, but.

1:29:12 Pennywise Have her tell you what would help you out a little bit.

1:29:14 Drew That and how are you going to get good?

1:29:15 Adam Yeah, how are you going to get good?

1:29:17 Pennywise Practice on the cantaloupe.

1:29:19 Caller I've been doing it a little more recently, so I'm getting kind of used to it now.

1:29:23 Adam All right.

1:29:24 Drew Well, is this you guys' first partners for each other?

1:29:26 Caller Yeah.

1:29:27 Pennywise This is sweet. This is a sweet call. Dr. Drew needs to know if you're using a dental dam though.

1:29:34 Oh, no way.

1:29:34 Pennywise It's very imperative.

1:29:35 All right.

1:29:36 Adam So listen, Patrick, just keep up. That's your best route in terms of giving her an orgasm. Don't worry about giving her an orgasm. She's not going to have a panic attack, but she's probably not going to have an orgasm on the bed either.

1:29:46 Drew Because it's the first time where he's going to have a little difficulty understanding that part of-

1:29:50 Adam Just take it. Just take it slow and easy and rhythmic.

1:29:54 Drew All right. Light and easy.

1:29:55 Adam Not whatever you like, do the opposite. She doesn't like it.

1:29:59 Drew All right.

1:30:00 Adam All right. So whatever you'd want done to your vagina, don't do it.

1:30:04 Drew Do the opposite.

1:30:06 Adam Yeah. That's how you have to think as a guy because a guy will give out just what he likes. I don't think it's any different for anything like a massage. Like if you like the massage, oh, I like that deep tissue massage where they dig their claws in. And someone said, give me a massage, you'd give me a deep tissue, right?

1:30:22 Drew Yes.

1:30:22 Adam Well, it feels good to you. All right. Let's talk to Louie.

1:30:27 Yeah.

1:30:28 Adam 25.

1:30:29 How are you doing?

1:30:30 Caller What's up?

1:30:32 Oh, let's see. When I was between 14 and 16, I was diagnosed with some kind of fluid under one of my nipples. And the doctor said it's a normal thing. It will just go away when you're 18 or so, unless you smoke pot and I smoked pot for a while. And I quit a few years ago.

1:30:51 Drew I'm afraid to minimize it when other doctors say that. If I say that, you make a big issue about it.

1:30:55 Adam No, you say causes the breast enlargement on men.

1:30:59 Yeah.

1:31:00 Adam And every guy I know smoked tons of weed.

1:31:03 Drew Well, like I'm saying, you didn't abuse Louie for his doctor.

1:31:06 Adam Well, no, because you have a capacity for this, predisposition, and this is going to might aggravate it. All right, go ahead, Louie.

1:31:13 Yeah. So it's never gotten bigger or never gotten smaller. It's just kind of fluid, it's not scar tissue or anything like that.

1:31:19 Drew It's not fluid. It's actually breast development. It's the same thing young girls get when they get breast bud development.

1:31:25 Adam Is it that puffy nipple thing?

1:31:26 Drew Yeah.

1:31:27 So I have like one boop.

1:31:29 Drew Right. If you want it taken out, have it taken out. Basically, plastic surgeon can take care of that for you. Sometimes just with liposuction too.

1:31:36 Adam Oh, really?

1:31:37 Drew Yeah.

1:31:37 Adam All right. Let's take a break.

1:31:39 Drew That's too early. Adam, that's never happened before.

1:31:41 Adam Well, you know what? It's Thursday night. We got to give thanks tonight. We always run late.

1:31:46 Drew Yes.

1:31:47 Adam Why run late?

1:31:47 Drew Fair enough.

1:31:48 Adam All right.

1:31:49 Drew Give him a minute.

1:31:49 Adam Anderson wants a minute. All right.

1:31:52 Caller Well, we have to come back at the top of the hours.

1:31:54 Adam Oh, we do? We come back?

1:31:56 Caller We have to come back.

1:31:57 Adam Okay. Well, who knows the dreidel song? We got to kill some time here.

1:32:02 Pennywise I think Adam just wants to get out before something bad happens.

1:32:05 Adam Yeah.

1:32:06 Pennywise It's been too calm. He's a little calm. I'm telling you. You're in the eye of the hurricane right now.

1:32:12 Adam If you kill me, it would be a step up for Mario. Because here's the thing, I wouldn't have to do that radio tour tomorrow.

1:32:18 Pennywise You would have to get up at five in the morning tomorrow.

1:32:20 Adam I got up at five. I got up at five.

1:32:21 Pennywise I could probably injure you.

1:32:23 Adam You could call in sick or something. You know you have to give like an elbow to the larynx. Yeah. That would be a good trach.

1:32:30 Pennywise Yeah, that's not so nice.

1:32:31 Adam A good trach shot would be good. Well, something, because-

1:32:34 Pennywise You know I'm a pacifist.

1:32:35 Adam Now, I know you're super, you're gentle. You're like that snuggle bear.

1:32:40 Drew Snuggles.

1:32:41 Adam Yeah, you're like snuggles. All right. I think we've killed a minute.

1:32:44 Drew All right.

1:32:45 Adam Let's take a break. We'll be back with Pennywise featuring snuggles after this.

1:33:37 Drew Hey, everybody.

1:33:38 Adam Well, that's the show. I want to give thanks where thanks are due. I want to thank engineer Chris and phone screener Patricia. I want to thank junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, producer Lauren for doing a great job all week. And of course, engineer Michelle. The nimble-fingered one, the Liberace of the Potentiometers, engineer Anderson. Okay. And who am I missing over here? Anne. I got Anne in there, didn't I?

1:34:08 Pennywise No, you didn't get Anne.

1:34:08 Adam Oh, producer Anne.

1:34:10 Pennywise Just a bit of a boss.

1:34:11 Adam Producer Anne.

1:34:12 Drew Engineer Rick, Sunday night.

1:34:13 Adam Well, you know who you are. Yeah, engineer Rick. Although was I not here? Where the hell was he? Was he here Sunday? I don't even know what day it is. I want to thank Randy Fletch for coming in here from Pennywise.

1:34:24 Pennywise Thanks for having us.

1:34:24 Adam Our pleasure. New CD, The Fuse, coming out August 9th. And until next time.

1:34:31 Pennywise I want to apologize that I didn't do it to our listeners that were expecting me to do something bad to one of these two because the reason it didn't happen is they have an armed security guard outside the door.

1:34:41 Pennywise Yeah.

1:34:41 Pennywise And I'm really worried.

1:34:42 Pennywise You're not scared?

1:34:43 Pennywise No, I just.

1:34:44 Pennywise No, you just, they've earned your respect.

1:34:47 Drew It's punk not to do something.

1:34:48 Pennywise Yeah, now they expect it, you're just going to change it up.

1:34:50 Pennywise Don't be trying to reverse that call.

1:34:52 Pennywise He's right, though.

1:34:53 Adam No, what they expect, what the man expects you to do, you have to do that after. Yeah.

1:34:57 Pennywise I had a couple of party favors in store. I'm not even going to mention them, but I'm going to get grief tomorrow. But if I did some, I'd be getting grief from someone else. So it's just a no-win situation right in.

1:35:07 Adam That's right. We'll take a little extendo break. Until next time, it's Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.

1:35:15 Caller This has been Loveline.

1:35:19 Adam The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

Episode Feedback

Thursday, August 4, 2005