Episode 1000717390161

0:57 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

1:04 Voiceover Sexually-oriented content.

1:07 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:08 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:10 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:13 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:17 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. No, that's not Dr. Drew. That's Dr. Marcel. Dr. Marcel is a board certified plastic surgeon. He can fix you. And he is better than Drew. He was also Drew's roommate back at USC. Is that true?

1:34 Foo Fighters Yeah, that's true.

1:35 Adam Yeah.

1:37 Foo Fighters Good times.

1:38 Adam Yeah. Foo Fighters here tonight. Chris and Dave both here.

1:42 Hey. Hey.

1:43 Adam From the band, excited. Marcel paid the band a great compliment, which is when he found out the Foo Fighters were coming in tonight, which was just moments ago.

1:52 Foo Fighters Yeah. Yeah.

1:53 Adam And he said, I thought Drew never missed nights when there were real guests.

1:57 Foo Fighters He never does.

1:58 Adam I know.

1:58 Foo Fighters It's always just you and me.

2:00 Adam Drew is ice skating with his daughter in New York or Vancouver or something's following her around with her ice skates.

2:08 Deal with the fact that I am gay.

2:10 Adam Okay. We're going to hear, Anderson, get ready with Drew, cause I want to hear some, I want to hear some of that crank yanker stuff that Drew did when he...

2:19 Dr. Drew in the hissy.

2:24 Adam Give me one more good one.

2:25 But why don't you got no play, player?

2:27 Adam Yeah.

2:28 What?

2:29 Adam Yeah. Yeah, we did. Well, I'll explain it. I'd like to hear that call, actually. We did a crank yankers episode once where me and Dr. Drew claimed, we called people and claim we're trying to get the show back on MTV, but they wanted to see if Drew could be a little more urban, a little more hip, a little more now. So we played along with them and Drew sort of ghettoed it up and...

2:52 Foo Fighters He pulls it off.

2:53 Look, mother f**ker, I'm telling you.

2:57 Adam He definitely gets away with it. In Your Honor is the name of the CD. My wife already bought it and announced it's the only CD she would pay for, meaning go out and buy. She pays for the iTunes stuff. Easy listening on one, hard rockin on the other. Is the other one all acoustic, the second CD?

3:16 Drew Yeah, well, it's acoustic based, so most of the songs, the foundation of the song is just an acoustic and a vocal, and sometimes there's organs and accordions and pianos and mellotrons, but it's mellow. It's a lot more mellow than the rock thing. It's the most mellow thing we've ever done, the acoustic stuff.

3:31 Adam But there is, I mean, Dave, you and the Foo Fighters have a melodic mellow side that you like to express now and again, right?

3:40 Drew Yeah.

3:41 Adam Which, but when you do the rock side, it's almost like you're trying to smash eight minutes of rock song into three minutes.

3:50 Drew Yeah.

3:51 Adam Like this weird, like some sort of frenzy you guys are in. You know what I mean? Like, I don't want to get too heavy, but you know what I mean?

4:00 Drew Like freaking me out.

4:01 Adam Not enough time to rock.

4:03 Drew Here's the way I look at it.

4:05 Caller Do you ever have enough time to rock?

4:07 Adam No.

4:09 Caller That's the problem.

4:11 Adam It's like there's ten guys in the band trying to rock, but four are on stage. You know what I'm saying?

4:17 Drew Well, here's the way I look at it. You know, Buddy Holly wrote some great songs. Most of them were under two minutes long.

4:25 Adam Yes.

4:25 Drew He'd sort of bang it out, he'd make his point, and he'd get out of there and start another song. Right. With us, what we try to do, we go, we start with something simple. By the end of the song, it's this big climactic bunch of anthemic noise, and we try to cram as much as we can into those three or four minutes without, you know, it's kind of like Bohemian Rhapsody Concentrate. Right. You want to get that vibe, but you don't want to, I don't want to spend eight minutes doing anything. Right. So let's do it in three or four. Yeah. Hear, hear.

5:00 Adam Yeah. It's like someone took, you know, Highway Star and wedged it into two minutes and 42 seconds.

5:07 Drew I like you.

5:08 Adam Yeah. I could smash burn into that one, too. A little deep purple for you. Yeah. No, it really does feel like there's, you know, someone yelled go and you got to rock and then, you know, we get a little anxious.

5:22 Drew I think that's good.

5:22 Adam But but the slow stuff feels never feels pressed or pushed. I shouldn't even say slow, but the more melodic stuff.

5:29 Drew That stuff was really easy to do. That that came naturally. It was really easy for us to go in and record. We had never really done a whole album like that. So we weren't sure how long it was going to take or how to go about doing it. And we do a song a day.

5:43 Adam When when do you decide on the double album when you have too much material for the single? Or do you decide that long in advance?

5:51 Drew That long in advance, because we also built a studio in Northridge. I don't know if you know about that. We bought an 8,000 square foot warehouse that was brand new. And we framed it out and built one of the nicest studios in Los Angeles. Unbelievable. The place looks like Abbey Road, but it's brand new. It's pretty phenomenal.

6:13 Adam All set against the backdrop of majestic Northridge, where some of the greatest artistic creations have ever come out. I mean, these people would travel from as far away as Europe to go to Northridge.

6:23 Drew It's the next Seattle, really. If you think about it, it's the next Seattle.

6:26 Adam It's got it all. I'd be excited to see it.

6:30 Drew You got to check it out.

6:31 Adam Well, the thing about studios is it's sort of part technology and then part construction and then part a whole bunch of acoustic mathematics. You know, this science of these triple walls and everything's insulated.

6:44 Drew It's heavy, the base traps.

6:46 Adam It's insulated and probably cut the slab so it wasn't attached to the rest of the building.

6:50 Caller Don't we have the biggest base trap in the world or something?

6:54 Drew I think we might have the biggest. You know what a base trap is? No. Basically, you know, the whole idea with the studio is that you have to control the sound, whether it's deflection or reflection or absorption. What you want to do is, like in the control room, say you've got the board and the speakers that are pointed at you, well, the wall behind you has to kind of swallow all the sound so it doesn't bounce anywhere. So what you do is you've got a wall and you get 703 insulation and you line that down the wall, the one that faces the speakers, and then you frame it out about two feet from that wall and then you take 703 and you sort of make these angled ribs.

7:38 Caller This is fascinating stuff for kids that turn into about sex.

7:42 Drew I'm an R-30 man. And then you have anal sex.

7:45 Adam Well, see, I told you if you waited, kids, it'd be a great payday at the end of that acoustical story because that's the best. No, but here's the best, like the best studio or the best home theater is if you start with a space the size of a blimp hanger and end up with a Rubik's Cube with a folding chair in it. That means every wall, it's ideas to, it's horrible efficiency. It's like take the walls and shrink them all down five feet and put triple walls and triple drywall and everything. I'd love to see that.

8:14 Drew You gotta check it out, because the woodwork too is amazing. Our bass tech Jeff did all the stuff. Really? All the joints and it's flawless.

8:21 Adam It's beautiful. Are you, do you lease it out, rent it out, hand it out to other bands?

8:26 Caller Actually, yeah. I think tomorrow a band is going in there, Fireball Ministry to start recording.

8:32 Drew Velvet Revolver went in there and recorded their latest song.

8:35 Adam Can you make some money back on your investment?

8:37 Drew That's the whole idea.

8:38 Adam It's a decent gig. These rehearsal studios and these recording studios are popping up all over the place. My hometown of North Hollywood sadly used to be the porn capital of the world. Now, I think it's like the recording studio capital of the world.

8:53 Drew Come to Northridge. I think they all moved there.

8:56 Adam I will be out there. And also, one other thing I wanted to ask you. I can't remember. All right, let's take some calls. Do we have calls? Well, that's interesting. I didn't look at the board for the last ten minutes.

9:07 Drew Hmm. Hmm.

9:08 Adam Let me try to figure this out. Maybe we should hear a Foo Fighters song.

9:12 Drew Let's do that.

9:12 Adam That would be awesome.

9:14 Drew Want to hear the best of you? Yeah.

9:16 Foo Fighters Good lipo suction music.

9:17 Drew You like that, huh?

9:18 Foo Fighters Yeah, yeah, yeah.

9:18 Drew Just put it in there. Get that fat.

9:21 Foo Fighters Go.

9:21 Caller Get it.

9:22 Drew Did you do lipo today?

9:23 Caller See, now that's a good video treatment right there.

9:25 Foo Fighters I do.

9:25 Caller We've been looking for a good video treatment.

9:26 Drew Choreographed lipo. Imagine that. Like six or seven tables with a bunch of hugely obese women getting worked on in unison so it becomes a dance.

9:37 Caller Yeah.

9:37 Drew Do you know what I mean?

9:38 Foo Fighters We're on to something. Yeah.

9:40 Drew I'm in.

9:40 Adam Yeah. All right.

9:41 Drew Copyright that. Did you hear that? Copyright that.

9:44 Adam This little something from the Foo Fighters and what's it called?

9:48 Drew Oh, yeah.

9:48 Adam Here we go. Best of you. Sorry.

13:19 Is someone getting the best?

14:04 Adam Yeah, buddy, Foo Fighters, in your honor. Name of the CD, Chris Shiflett here tonight. Also, Dave Grohl from the band, and Chris has himself a side project, which sounds interesting, Jackson United. How'd that come about?

14:19 Caller That just slipped in there. That just started in some downtime, and I went and recorded with my brother and my friend Pete, and just kind of went from there. Just downtime. That's the good thing about being in a big successful rock band. You have a lot of time off.

14:36 Adam Yeah.

14:36 Caller Not right now.

14:37 Adam No, you guys are starting for tour, right?

14:38 Caller For the last year and a half.

14:39 Drew We had a bunch of time off.

14:40 Adam Yeah.

14:40 Drew Can I just say that I love your deep voice?

14:46 Caller Is it turning you on?

14:47 Drew Kind of, yeah.

14:48 Adam Yeah, you can get some good VO work.

14:52 Caller A voiceover?

14:53 Drew Yeah, come on.

14:53 Caller I'll hook it.

14:55 Adam You part owner in a studio, you got to know VO, baby.

14:59 Caller That's true. I'm blowing it.

15:00 Adam Yeah. Yeah, I could get you work like maybe for Lowe's or something like that, or maybe doing maybe doing like GMC trucks or something like that.

15:08 Caller I love it. Yeah.

15:09 Adam Yeah. Sweet.

15:11 Caller Four by fours.

15:12 A rapist.

15:13 Yeah.

15:15 Caller That wasn't me.

15:15 Adam No, no, but I had this I have this reoccurring joke that Drew doesn't think is funny at all, but we can we can try it, which is like, you know, when you used to watch 70s TV and they'd go this week in order for Tana to catch a serial killer, he's going to have to become a serial killer. They do like a lot of that.

15:38 But I don't find that funny.

15:39 Adam I had to joke with Drew where it always just ended with rapists. So it would be like this week on Hack in order to catch an international jewel thief, Hack is going to have to become a rapist. So it always ended with rape and Drew never thought that was funny. And then I don't think I thought it was funny either, but I thought it was funny that he didn't think it was funny. So repeating it. Yeah. All right. Let's see. Who do you like?

16:03 The voice of the GMC truck guy, too.

16:05 Adam Yeah. That's what's his name. That's Will Arnett from Arrested Development. Amanda.

16:12 Yeah.

16:12 Adam You're 16.

16:13 Caller I sure am.

16:14 Adam You have a verbally abusive 18 year old boyfriend.

16:18 Caller I wouldn't say he's verbally abusive. First of all, Adam, I have to say it's wonderful hearing your voice again because down here in Baltimore, Maryland, where I am, they replaced our alternative station that played Loveline with a Spanish station, so I don't-

16:32 Drew HFS. Oh, yeah.

16:34 Adam That's rough.

16:34 Caller I sure missed you.

16:36 Adam Well, what do you do? Are you on the internet or something? Or are you just calling?

16:42 Caller I'm calling about my boyfriend.

16:44 Adam All right. But you don't hear us at all.

16:47 Caller No, I don't. It sucks.

16:48 Adam Well, I think they're trying to do something about that in the DC area, at least.

16:53 Drew We just played at that HFS festival recently.

16:55 Caller Yeah, I thought HFS, they're going again now, aren't they?

16:58 Drew They moved to another thing.

17:00 Adam Was it at RFK, the HFS festival?

17:02 Drew Not this time. They moved it in Baltimore.

17:04 Caller They moved it to 1057, but Loveline still isn't on there, though. HFS is on another station now.

17:10 Adam Well, I would be concerned, except for I have two huge TV shows coming out, so this radio is sort of a hobby that I'm not really interested in anymore. Alright, so go ahead. Literally a millionaire. Go ahead, Amanda. You know, I just do this for the kids. Go ahead, baby doll.

17:27 Caller Alrighty. I've been with this guy, Billy, for exactly a year and ten months. It's a year and ten months today. And it's funny because we're Billy and Mandy, and if you watch Cartoon Network, you'd get why that's funny.

17:40 Adam Yeah.

17:40 Caller So, yeah.

17:43 Adam Alright, let's go, babe. You're 16, by the way. You sound like a Vietnam nurse. You sound like you've been to hell and back.

17:50 Caller That's a bad thing. I have a cold right now, so maybe that's why.

17:53 Adam You just sound like an old soul. And we talked to 15- or 16-year-olds that sound like they're 11, and we talked to 16-year-olds that sound like they're 46.

18:01 Oh, I'm sorry.

18:03 Drew Alright.

18:04 Caller Okay. Anyway, I'll cut to the chase. I don't know. We've been together a really long time, off and on, and he dumped me 15 minutes after he took my virginity, but I forgave him for that. Then he cheated on me when we got back together after that. We've been together about six months, and... Let me think.

18:30 Adam Are you going to cry?

18:32 Caller Kind of. I don't know. It's...

18:34 Adam All right. Listen, Amanda, let me jump in here for a second.

18:38 Drew Okay.

18:39 Adam You sound like life has just kicked the ass out of you. Yeah. It sounds like your dad's a horrible guy. It sounds like your mom... He's not around? No. And mom, did she have horrible boyfriends? You know, self-esteem? Did you have to take care of someone growing up? Was your mom an alcoholic or something? Did you have some brother that are polio? What's up?

19:02 Caller I mean, my mom, she's not a nice person, but hey, she's my mom, you know?

19:07 Adam Yeah, but, you know, you don't have to... You only have to treat her as well as she treats you.

19:14 Caller I haven't very well.

19:15 Adam All right, so look, here's the thing, Amanda, it's like we're all getting depressed listening to you and you're only 16. Well, you're in the 11th grade. You're supposed to be doodling on peachy folders. And, you know, thinking guys are cute. You know what I mean? Not being verbally abused by idiot boyfriends.

19:34 Caller I don't know, I mean, he doesn't like verbally abuse. I mean, he's mean to me and all. We were together six months and I broke up with him because he was treating me like crap. And he had some girl beat the crap out of me. This like 200 pound Mexican girl. She was huge.

19:48 Adam And like he that's considered a flyweight for a Mexican girl, by the way. That's not a pig. That's a big girl. That's not a big Mexican girl. I'll show you the chart one day. Explain it to you. You know, it's like different breeds of dogs. Some are bigger. You know what I mean? There's mastiffs, there's chihuahuas. You know what I mean?

20:05 Caller Oh, yeah.

20:07 Adam 200 pounds wouldn't be a big mastiff, but it'd be huge chihuahua.

20:11 You see what I'm saying?

20:13 Adam You'd have to get the lightbulb stick out. Listen, Amanda, look, here's the deal. I don't even want to talk about this guy. There's just, there's so much like angst and depression in your voice. It's just, it's pouring through you.

20:25 Caller I have a cold right now.

20:27 Adam No, that's not, I'm not hearing mucus. I'm hearing depression.

20:31 Caller Okay.

20:32 Adam You got it. Do you have any female friends?

20:34 Caller Yeah, lots of them. They all came the heck away from them.

20:38 Adam Yeah, that's what I mean. Cause you're a bummer. Try to put a smile on your face and go hang out with your female friends and get into something. What are you into?

20:47 Caller Not much because I once again get into mom.

20:49 Adam All right, listen, because everyone's an idiot. Get into something. Get into school, get into volleyball. Taxidermy.

20:57 Caller School is the only place I get to ever go to. That's the only time I ever get to leave my house because of my mom. Cause she didn't improve my relationship with Billy.

21:04 Adam Yeah. Well, look, break up with this guy. I don't like him.

21:08 Caller We're not together right now because he's really treating me like crap.

21:10 Adam Hang on. All right, listen, here's the deal. Here's what people don't understand. They get depressed and you feel sorry for them and they get the crap kicked down by their parents. And then later on, everyone wants to get away from them because they're such a bummer. They just freak people out. It's like you just, your skin crawls being around them. And it's sad because they get punished once at home by their parents and then they spend the next 70 years being punished by society. Just bad relationships can take an advantage of. People just can't tolerate it. And it's sad that we have that reaction, but we do. It's like we want to get away from sick people. We want to get away from people that are injured or deformed. We want to get away from people that are depressed or unhappy. It just repels people. And I don't think there's anything we can do about it. Even the most evolved person doesn't want to go out to lunch with you when you're a full-blown bummer. And I don't know what to say to someone like Amanda. I mean, what's the advice? Therapy? Or come on, you know, knock it off, get happy. But it's going to be a long crappy life. I don't want to get, you know, all preachy right out of the gate, but too late. I'm preaching. Anyone have any thoughts on this? The world is your oyster. I mean, because that's all the world is. Yes, Anderson is convinced I was serious when I said that, so he plays it all the time. All right, let's take one more call and try to get Amanda out of our hair. Amanda, please get some therapy. I just, I can hear it. I can hear it in your voice.

22:42 Caller Therapy is for losers.

22:44 Adam All right, Drew, please. And what about that Crank Yankers call we were talking about, Anderson, do you have that thing?

22:50 Yeah, I got it. I'll queue it up. Why don't we do a Durex and then come back and we'll do that.

22:53 Adam Oh, forget about that Durex. I want to hear that Crank Yankers call. Can we hear it? Yes. All right.

23:01 Caller Hello?

23:05 Adam Is Bo in?

23:08 Okay, hold on.

23:09 All right. Hello?

23:11 Adam Bo, this is Adam Corolla.

23:13 Hi.

23:14 Adam You know the show, Love Line, right?

23:16 Oh, yeah.

23:16 Adam Yeah, good. Are you in a room that's quiet where we can talk a little bit? Why do you want me to wear a jacket?

23:22 Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.

23:24 Adam Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, go.

23:24 Caller Go with your Jack off.

23:25 Adam Yeah, go with your Jack off.

23:26 Caller What?

23:28 Caller We're in the barn. That's good.

23:31 Adam So, Bo, what we're doing here is we're putting together a tape for MTV because we're trying to get the show back on the air.

23:38 Drew Oh, hell yeah, man.

23:39 Adam And we're going to have Drew kind of hip it up a little, be a little more urban, okay?

23:43 Dr. Drew in the hizzy.

23:46 Adam Hell yeah. All right. So let's just take it like a regular Loveline call and we'll just start at the beginning. Bo, 18, you're on Loveline. What's your problem?

23:55 Well, the problem is I have no sex life.

23:58 Caller But why don't you got no play, playa?

24:00 I don't know.

24:01 Caller So you ain't hitting the skins.

24:03 Yeah. Motherfucker.

24:06 Caller You undoubtedly are looking to get the throbbing guzzle. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, I feel ya. In the meantime, you're sitting in the hizzy by yourself, thinking about a little Palooza action. In the meantime, your dong ain't doing shit. And, hey, look, we heard when the call picked up, you got all those shorties running around there. You gotta get out there and get your bitch spunk drunk. You feeling me? You feeling me? If you had a hizzy, you would be out of the house. I'm telling you, nigga, that it would put you into the mode where you would have no problem to get that freaky shit going. 24-7 Flowin Seamen here in your house, in your hizzy, for chizzy.

24:42 Go with the flow. Don't talk about it. Just talk the way you want to.

24:45 Caller So I don't have to use all that freak who tore up the ass, Ariella Palooza, Muffyo Tang, Throbbing Guzzle, crap in the ass shit, right?

24:51 Fuck them. Be yourself. Who gives a shit what they want?

24:54 Caller Look, motherfucker, I'm telling you, don't be a player hater, because when you tap her in the ass, you ain't gonna be interested in pistol-robbing no more, and the digit is Dizzle, and in the hizzy for chizzy, you're gonna be great on the QT for real.

25:06 Stay fresh, nigga.

25:07 Drew All right.

25:08 Adam All right.

25:09 Drew Look, doggy, doggy, Dr. Drew was at your door.

25:12 Foo Fighters For that, he went to medical school.

25:16 Adam We were in a recording studio in Nevada, because it's illegal to do it anywhere else, and we're holding dry erase boards. It's like, just say, Ariella Palooza, and Drew would be like, I don't know what that means. Say it! So that's why it sounded like he was reading.

25:33 Drew He rattled that stuff off. It's like a true play.

25:34 Adam Yeah, well, he reads pretty fast. He sure does. He couldn't pronounce everything.

25:38 Drew Wow.

25:39 Adam Foo Fighters, here tonight, we'll take a quick break. And we'll be, Dr. Marcel, by the way, filling in for Dr. Drew, and we'll be right back after this.

25:49 Caller Loveline.

25:50 Caller Okay, wait, wait, wait.

25:52 My hair, my hair.

25:53 Adam We'll be right back.

26:00 Caller The one and only Live 105.

26:18 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline and Adam. That's Dr. Marcel. Dr. Marcel is a board-certified physician. He's a plastic surgeon and good, so he tells me. So if you have, if you have calls about that or questions about that, I should say you should call in. Dave and Chris here from the Foo Fighters.

26:39 Drew Is it only me or did the doctors look a lot alike? Because when I walked in, I almost thought it was Drew for a minute.

26:47 Foo Fighters Yeah, you got the Drew glasses going.

26:50 Drew A whole lot of like.

26:52 Adam Well, they both they both have nice skin.

26:55 Drew Yeah.

26:56 Adam And they both look young. They're vibrant. They're vibrant.

27:00 Drew Good teeth.

27:01 Adam Great teeth. Drew is a man of passion. I think that's what keeps him young. He's a very passionate, passionate man. Marcel, I believe, shares his passion for passion.

27:10 Foo Fighters Absolutely.

27:12 Adam Do you?

27:12 Foo Fighters Oh, yeah.

27:12 Adam A sensual man.

27:13 Foo Fighters Oh, you know it.

27:14 Adam Very creepy when men are introduced to sensual. I'm a sensualist. That was weird. He be jeebies. A sensual is what like like if a chick is in her fifties and still kind of hot and horny, she would call herself sensual. I think like there's no sensual 19 year old chicks that are really hot. They're not sensual. They're just sort of horny or hot or something. Right?

27:37 Foo Fighters Yeah. Yeah.

27:37 Adam But you will call yourself a sensual man.

27:40 Foo Fighters I'm not quite sure on that.

27:41 Adam I'm going with that. So you've never done any work on yourself, right?

27:47 Foo Fighters I used to inject Botox into myself before I trained my nurse how to do it.

27:50 Drew Oh, really?

27:51 Foo Fighters It was like a junkie in the mirror.

27:53 Adam Is there such a thing as a scrotoplasty?

27:56 Foo Fighters Yeah, there is.

27:57 Drew What does that do?

28:00 Foo Fighters I don't do them, but that's for guys where it hangs a little low and they want it kind of tucked up.

28:05 Adam Let me tell you what I had. I had a little asymmetry, meaning one was a little lower than the other. So I went ahead and brought that up.

28:11 Caller Isn't that normal though?

28:12 Adam Yeah, well, it is, but I'm a perfectionist. I brought that one up.

28:16 Drew You're all about symmetry, huh? Yeah.

28:17 Adam See, in my business, all we have is confidence. That's all I have. That's all I take out there and say, I don't have a drum kit or whatever props you guys use. I just have my confidence. That's all I bring out there. If I have asymmetrical in the scrotum, I'm not feeling as confident as I could be.

28:32 Drew It's no balance.

28:33 Adam It's no balance. I start actually, you start, actually, if I walk long enough, I will make a circle.

28:38 Drew Eventually your spine is crooked. Eventually I come back around.

28:41 Adam Scoliosis, headaches. So the point is, is they raised the one, I had the one raise, they raised it too high. I had to have the other raise. They raised that too high.

28:51 Drew So what, are your nuts above your wiener now?

28:54 Adam Let me, let me pull them up. Drew and I, by the way, had Jimmy convinced that I actually did this, but I think he was high at the time.

29:03 Foo Fighters But your self-esteem got so much better, didn't it?

29:05 Adam Well, all I have, you know, when I'm out on stage is that. But by the way, it's the only time I feel free when I'm getting scrotoplasty or dancing. Those are the two times I feel free.

29:16 Drew Essential.

29:16 Adam Yeah. I've decided I hate, here's the people I hate in life. I hate anyone who explains there's no straight lines in nature. I hear that once in a while in these design shows, and it makes me want to jump into the TV set and strangle the guy. I don't want to hear the animal expert who's on Oprah explaining that dogs are pack animals. I don't like that guy. I don't want anybody who says, the only time I feel free is when, fill in the blank, dancing or out there on the waves. It's a blowhard who says that. I don't like, so any of those three things, I don't want to hear. You guys never say that, do you?

29:52 Drew I would never say that around you.

29:54 Caller Never.

29:54 Drew Ever.

29:55 Caller Okay.

29:55 Adam But don't even think it. Who do you want to talk to, Marcel? Got questions for a few Foo Fighters. We got the plastic surgery.

30:02 Foo Fighters Allie from Minnesota. She wants to talk about their CD.

30:05 Adam All right. Let's talk to Allie. Allie?

30:08 Caller Hi. Yes, I am.

30:11 Adam What's up?

30:13 Caller I just have a question for the band, actually.

30:16 Drew How are you doing, Allie?

30:17 Caller I'm good.

30:18 Caller How are you?

30:19 Very good.

30:22 Caller Do you have a question?

30:24 Caller Oh, yeah. I just want to know, what changed in your lives to help make this CD as passionate as it is?

30:33 Adam What was the question?

30:34 Drew What changed in our lives to make this CD as passionate as it is?

30:38 Caller Dave got much more sensual.

30:40 Drew I think that's what it was. But you guys are really into this CD, right?

30:45 Adam I mean, I see you guys everywhere. You're here for Christ sakes. You gotta be desperate.

30:51 Drew This is a day off.

30:52 Adam But I mean, you're really behind it. You're proud of it. You're pushing it. You're excited about it.

30:57 Drew Well, it's not... It's all right. It's not really all it's cracked up to be. No, we've been a band for 10 years. And the first Foo Fighters record was just a demo tape that I did by myself down the street from my house in Seattle. It wasn't supposed to be a band. It was just something I did for fun. I spent like five or six days on it. And made a bunch of cassettes and gave them to friends. And then it turned into a band. And then we made another record. And then we made another record. And I'd never imagine this lasting for 10 years. I thought, you know, well, this is... I love being in bands and I love making music and touring and stuff. And I always imagine every record to kind of be the last one. Like, well, go out on a high note. This has been great. But when making this record and building that studio, it's changed things for us, I think, because I think we can all kind of see the future now like we never had before. Just that in making something like that acoustic record, like making rock records, we made four of those in the last ten years. And making another rock record, it's great. It's fun to make rock records. But, you know, only the Ramones or ACDC can make the same record over and over again for 20 years.

32:12 Adam Right.

32:12 Drew You know what I mean?

32:13 Adam Right.

32:13 Drew Eventually, you get to the point where you think, well, maybe I should just do something else.

32:17 Adam I think Chuck Berry might be able to do it too.

32:19 Drew He can do it too. I bet he could. Yeah, he's got it.

32:21 Adam This one sound a little like it.

32:23 Drew That one solo?

32:25 Adam The whole song, just the solo. But the good news is, is you always think it's the Chuck Berry song you like when you hear the first couple licks.

32:32 Drew Then it gets to the chorus and you're like, I don't think I know this one.

32:35 Adam I don't know that one. It's the same as the other one I love. So fantastic.

32:38 Drew Easy for me.

32:39 Adam Well, that's interesting. So it's like, yeah, I'm trying to think of what the bands who have the, yeah, like the Ramones are a great example of a band that just has a signature sound that I don't know if anyone wants to hear anything else from them, but what they do.

32:52 Drew Right.

32:53 Adam Until someone comes in and does a better Ramones than the Ramones, the Ramones should continue doing it, or at least before the passing of some of them.

33:02 Drew Like ACDC is going in to make another record and you know what it's going to sound like. It's going to sound like ACDC. And that's why people love them. But with us, I guess we just felt like we had to we had to do something different in order to make it last.

33:16 Adam Well, you guys sort of mixed it up early and often in your career. So there wasn't necessarily a total Foo Fighters sound, which is maybe not great, probably great creatively, but strategically. I don't know.

33:32 Drew Well, I think that whether it was the first record or the second record, I think maybe the second record is where it sort of opened up a little bit. You had an acoustic song like Walking After You, or you had some Balls Out Screamer like Enough Space or Monkey Ranch or something like that. The dynamics started kind of spreading a little wider. And so the whole idea behind this was just to sort of make the scope or dynamic really wide. So there's a range of music because eventually, I mean, there's a song on there that sounds like a bossa nova that Nora Jones sings with me on. It's like this jazz thing. So eventually, when you hear, it sounds strange now, but in five years, if we were to do something like that again, and be like, oh yeah, it sounds like a Foo Fighters song.

34:16 Caller Right.

34:16 Drew As does the screaming stuff.

34:18 Caller Yeah.

34:18 Allie, you cool?

34:20 Caller Yeah, and I just want to thank the band, because I love you guys, and just thank you for putting out these records I can listen to. Oh, thank you very much.

34:27 Drew Thanks, Allie.

34:28 Thank you.

34:29 Adam Let's take a plastic surgery question for Dr. Marcel. Stephen?

34:36 Caller Yeah.

34:37 Adam You have a question about stretch marks?

34:39 Caller Yeah. Talk to Marcel. Hello. I have stretch marks in my inner thigh, and I have had them for years, like 10 years. Can I do anything about them?

34:51 Foo Fighters No. Unfortunately, you can't.

34:53 Drew Really? You can't?

34:54 Foo Fighters No. I mean, there's places that tout to laser treatment, and people that have stretch marks want them gone. They don't want a modest improvement, and that's all you're going to get with some of the lasers.

35:04 Drew You can't just take up the slack and kind of...

35:06 Foo Fighters You can cut the skin out. I mean, that works pretty well for women, for tummy tucks, if you can get rid of the skin with the stretch marks, but there's really no cream right now. There's no radio frequency. There's no laser. It's mostly just a way of getting money on you.

35:18 Drew Here's what I think the guy should do. I think he should go get gnarly tribal tattoos down the insides of his thighs. Who's going to know? And you know what? Chicks dig that. Oh, yeah. Chicks dig it. Yeah, okay. Inner thigh tattooing. Polynesian tribal. No more stretch marks. You'll look like a professional wrestler.

35:35 Foo Fighters That'll be a lot better way to spend your money than on any of the other treatments.

35:38 Drew Yeah, right. And it lasts a lifetime, buddy.

35:41 Adam And by the way, women don't care if a guy has stretch marks, do they?

35:46 Foo Fighters Uh, no.

35:47 Drew They might get freaked out about a tribal tattoo on their inner thighs, though.

35:50 Caller Well, I heard a guy complain about having stretch marks. I never even noticed a guy have stretch marks.

35:56 Foo Fighters You can see it pretty frequently.

35:57 Oh, yeah. Really?

35:58 Adam No, you got to hit the showers, buddy. You got to go down to the Y.

36:01 Caller Yeah, I guess I'm not hitting the public washroom.

36:03 Drew He only showers with the other guys in the band. And we're all pretty tight, Svelte.

36:07 Caller Yeah, they're all tight.

36:08 Adam No, absolutely passionate Svelte men. But we'll go down to Venice Beach and hit the showers, or I'll take you to the Y. And I'll show you stretch marks.

36:18 Drew It's like rings in a tree or something like that.

36:20 Adam But you know, it's weird.

36:21 Drew You've never seen stretch marks?

36:23 Adam Women...

36:23 Caller Not on a guy.

36:24 Adam Women hate stretch marks on themselves. I don't even know if it bothers guys that much. You know, once in a while you see them around the women's hips. If it's on the right chick, it's fine.

36:35 Drew It just makes them look soft and squishy nice.

36:37 Adam Yeah. You just want to...

36:39 Drew Want to cuddle.

36:40 Adam Yeah. It's finger-poking good. You just want to... Besides, I see stretch marks and I think big jugs. Do you know how you do that?

36:50 Drew It goes straight for the boobs.

36:51 Adam It goes straight for the boobs.

36:52 Drew If you see fat ankles, do you do immediately look at their breasts?

36:54 Adam Yeah.

36:55 Drew Well, I always go up.

36:56 Adam Yeah. But if there's no stretch marks on a cup. That's right. Well, that's going to be the name of your next book.

37:01 Foo Fighters Yeah.

37:03 Adam You know what I'm saying?

37:04 Foo Fighters Well, actually, if they've had kids, you know, they're shrugged down to the A cup.

37:07 Adam Okay. Come on. Now, don't freak me out.

37:09 Drew Quit splitting hairs.

37:10 Adam We got to see where... Obsessed with porn. James. How to get good performing oral sex on his wife? Let's try that. James.

37:19 Hey, what's up?

37:20 Adam 28.

37:21 Yep.

37:22 Adam You want to get good at performing oral sex on your wife?

37:25 Yeah.

37:26 Adam How do you know you're not good at it?

37:30 Well, first of all, I just want to say I was just calling to check the condition your condition was in.

37:34 Adam Oh, yeah. I was explaining to Drew once that Kenny Rogers' song with the first edition, just checked in to see what condition my condition was in.

37:47 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

37:48 Adam It was like the heaviest, sixtiest song of all time. Do you know that song?

37:53 Drew No.

37:53 Adam Oh, man. Now we got to find it. Kenny Rogers, the gambler, the coward of the county, does the freakiest, sixtiest psychedelic song you've ever heard in your life.

38:03 Drew Wow.

38:04 Adam Yeah, absolutely.

38:06 Drew That was before Kenny Rogers' Roasters. Have you heard that?

38:08 Caller Yeah.

38:09 Adam Yeah.

38:10 Caller It's really bizarre because it's not country at all.

38:12 Adam No, it's freaky, psychedelic sixties.

38:15 Drew Wow.

38:16 Adam Yeah, the bearded one. You don't know that one, Marcel?

38:19 Foo Fighters No, no, no, not at all.

38:22 Drew Lord of the Rings.

38:25 Adam That's right in your wheelhouse. You're probably so high in 1969, you forgot it. That's the only possible excuse. You know the problem, you and Drew have the same thing, is you're both doctors. So everyone, he was like so focused that like, Drew never saw The Shining or, you know, never saw Goodfellas or something. And so I was like, yeah, I was in the hospital at the time. And I'm always like, you don't know this, you don't know that. He didn't know what went on outside of the hospital for 13 years. But you, you're a passionate, sensual man. I was thinking that.

38:59 Foo Fighters 69, I wasn't even in high school yet.

39:01 Adam All right, all right.

39:03 But, you know, I just heard that and it was a funny thing I ever heard you trying to explain to Drew what that was.

39:08 Adam Yeah, I know. It's become my life. Chris, find that song, load it up, download it.

39:14 I just want to say, hey, Foo Fighters, that's a great song that, that last song you just played, great stuff.

39:21 Drew Thank you very much.

39:22 Yeah.

39:23 Adam You have a question?

39:24 Drew He wants to know, he wants, he needs some advice on how to go to, I got some advice. You got to listen to the girl, you know what I mean? You got to pay attention to what's going on. Don't dive down there with a big set of teeth. Get in there, take it easy, take it slow, go slow, listen to the girl. And see, you got to listen, you got to listen to the lady.

39:51 Foo Fighters Spell the alphabet.

39:51 Drew Listen to the lady. The alphabet with the tongue is good. But also, now see, I believe in the G-spot.

39:57 Adam Oh, really?

39:58 Drew I do.

39:58 Adam Where is the elusive G-spot?

40:00 Drew You kind of get in there a little bit. It's up on the, say you've got your palm facing the sky.

40:06 Adam Right?

40:07 Drew You get a finger or two in there and you start feeling to the top wall inside of your lady friend.

40:16 Foo Fighters Backside of the pubic bone.

40:17 Drew You can kind of feel, there's a little bit of texture in there, maybe a few inches in. And you kind of apply a little bit of pressure with some in and out motion as you're doing the alphabet. But take it easy at first and listen to the lady. And eventually, touchdown.

40:33 Caller Wait, is each woman's G-spot like in a different place though?

40:37 Drew Probably. I would imagine.

40:39 Caller If it exists at all.

40:41 Drew Well, I see I'm a believer.

40:43 Caller Okay. I think you believe in UFOs too. So there's like it's well credibility.

40:47 Drew Yeah, but they don't squirt stuff all over your face when they get happy.

40:50 Caller How do you know?

40:51 Adam I think they did pioneer the anal probe, though. So let's give them some credit.

40:55 Drew That's true.

40:56 Adam I feel like as far as the G spot goes, if there is a G spot, that's where it is.

41:02 Drew What do you think?

41:03 Foo Fighters Oh, no, I think there is a G spot. I don't know if every woman.

41:05 Drew Is it a mystery?

41:07 Foo Fighters For a lot of people.

41:08 Adam It is. Well, here's the whole thing. Men are all laid out exactly the same. It's like we're all the same car that came off the same assembly line. And all you got to do is get a manual on a 72 Impala and you know men because we're all the same. Women are all over the place. It's like they're all cars, but they're all different models. Some the engines in the back, some in the front, some are four cylinders.

41:32 Drew I love it when the engines in the back too. They usually drive the fastest I've found.

41:38 Adam The thing is, is you can't approach a Nissan like you approach a Porsche and you can't approach a Dodge like you approach a Chevy, you know, you just don't know. Now they all have four wheels but that's about where it ends. So once in a while guys do that thing where like, oh no, I got the answer. You got the answer for the Chevy, you don't have the answer for the Zuzu iMark that I'm driving.

42:00 Drew If you listen to the lady, that's the most important part.

42:03 Adam That's the thing. So here's the thing, here's how you got to be as a man. You got to be like a good center fielder. You don't know where that ball's going, right, left, forward or back. You're right, but you have to be in that position where, if it's, well we're playing baseball now. Sorry, I didn't notice. It's okay, that's all right. The point is, you can't, it's all right. Hey, these guys rock, I'll tell you why. The less you know about sports, the harder you rock, by the way. Like Huey Lewis, he knows a ton about sports.

42:33 Caller Yeah, look what happened to him.

42:35 Drew What happened to that guy?

42:35 Adam That's what happened, he didn't hold out much.

42:37 Drew Exactly.

42:38 Adam But okay, here's how you know Dave Rock. Here's my point, no, a center fielder, you can't start charging forward before the guy swings the bat, you don't know where that ball's gonna go. You have to be able to go different directions. Each woman is a new batter. You see what I'm saying? Don't move before it's hit. Here's my, okay. But now I'm getting to an animal analogy. This is gonna be good, because rockers know animals. Men, men are like dogs, we like to be roughed up. We like to, you know, when you get your dogs, they're pulling its ears, rolled over, they're patting it on the belly, slapping it around, something to the dog, tails wagging, knocking stuff over with its tail. They love it. All right. Women are like cats. You go after a cat like that, it gets on top of the refrigerator, won't come down. A lot of guys are like two-year-olds around cats. They come bounding in and the cat's freaked out. The cat's like, I'm gonna be up here until the kid goes to sleep. I'm not coming down. Cause they go bounding after him. What do you do with the cat? Put the hand down, let the cat come to you. Let the cat put a little pressure on you. Cause a cat will provide its own pressure. You know what I'm saying? Cat finds out what it's like. Cat starts pressing where it feels good. Slow, even, rhythmic strokes. You can't take a cat, start going against a grain and pawing it and grabbing it like a dog. Nice and easy. So if you think men treat them like dogs and women, cats, smooth, no sudden movements. Nice and slow. Take your time. Rhythmic. Let the cat press up against you. That's where your answer is.

44:06 Drew Nice.

44:07 Adam Thank you.

44:07 Foo Fighters I gotta do this show more often. I learned so much.

44:10 Drew It's great, huh?

44:11 Adam We'll take a little break. Foo Fighters here tonight and we'll be right back after this.

44:16 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

44:19 Foo Fighters Loveline will be right back.

44:23 Caller The one and only Live 105.

44:34 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr., oh, Dr. Marcel, almost said Dr. Drew, who's out of town tonight. Marcel is a plastic surgeon and a good one. So if you have any questions regarding that topic, call in tonight, tonight's the night to ask that question. Dave and Chris here tonight from the Foo Fighters, where he'll, we'll hear something else, I should say, off the new tribute CD, or I should say, in your honor CD, in the next hour, but it'll be early, and now we're running late, so we'll take a call before we go to break.

45:09 Caller Val?

45:11 Caller Hey, Adam.

45:13 Drew Corolla.

45:14 Adam Oh yeah, I want Marco Polo, the kids, changed to Adam Corolla. You guys could do this. You're in front of, you know, hundreds, maybe thousands of people when you play in concert.

45:25 Drew Yeah?

45:26 Adam Yeah, thousands. Yeah, I want the game Marco Polo, the pool game. Adam Corolla. It's time for a change. Kids would be playing it, you know, 500 years from now after I was dead. That'd be my legacy. Let's go play Adam Corolla in the pool. We know who he was. I like that. Yeah. They'd be like, Adam, he's part of some morning zoo. He died like 600 years ago, but the game's cool. You know what I mean? Yeah, Marco Polo's been, they've been playing it for like 900 years in pools. That's enough. Go ahead. Go ahead, Val. Thank you.

45:59 Caller Adam, I love you. You are a genius. Believe me, I think your voice is so sexy.

46:04 Adam That's right. You're only 13, so two little short ears.

46:09 Caller We can be together.

46:13 Caller Okay. Adam, I got a question for you, and I got a question for Dr. Marceau. Okay. Adam, my question is, I've been watching my brother's porn I found in his room. Yes, I know I'm not supposed to be watching it, but I do. What's weird about it is it's mostly girls having sex with dogs and-

46:38 Caller Wow.

46:40 Adam How old's your brother?

46:41 Drew Where do you live?

46:44 Adam Coming into focus. How old is your brother?

46:47 Caller He's like 20. He was that one. He's a loser.

46:52 Adam Okay.

46:52 Drew No, don't say that.

46:53 Adam With his dog porn. Yeah, but doggy porn. Hold on a second. This reason 128, well, you gotta kick the males out on their 18th birthday.

47:01 Drew You know what I mean?

47:01 Adam Because of the weird German porn that's between a mattress and box ring. Val, we gotta take a quick break, but I'm not gonna let you go. I want you to hang on. Foo Fighters are here. I got all backed up tonight and screwed myself up. We'll take a quick break. We'll get back with Val. Foo Fighters, Dr. Marcel is here and we're gonna find that Kenny Rogers song too, I swear to Christ. All that after this.

48:09 Caller Hey, everybody.

48:10 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Marcel. Dr. Marcel is filling in quite nicely for Dr. Drew, and the Foo Fighters are here. Dave's here, Chris is here. Also, we'll hear something else in your honor CD during this break sometime, and maybe a little Kenny Rogers as well, because the kids, I find most of the Loveline listeners, while into Kenny Rogers, are more into Kenny Rogers in first edition years. They're all right.

48:39 Drew Early Kenny Rogers.

48:40 Adam Early Kenny, yeah, because it's a, you know, it's a sort of harder core, more alternative vibe, the early Kenny.

48:46 Drew It's more of a cult thing.

48:47 Adam Yeah, this is before the Cajunga Resort or whatever he's talking about. You know, this is what your goal should be. I'd like to do this in my life, too. You come out with something like Kenny Rogers. He wrote this gambling song. You got to know when to hold up. Oh, wonderful. He wrote that song like 28 years ago. He's had five TV specials and now huge endorsement deals, like one mediocre two and a half minute song. He's built an entire career on now. He just spoke. He's spokesperson for casinos and stuff like one song. You guys got to eat your one song that's going to see.

49:21 Drew And then I can have a chicken restaurant.

49:24 Adam Well, not just a chicken restaurant, a chain, a chain.

49:29 Caller And a casino money.

49:30 Drew Dave Grohl's Roasters.

49:32 Adam I guarantee Kenny Rogers has billions of dollars in the bank. And you can, you just, I'm saying you're young now. You can still rock. You get on an airplane. Eventually, it's going to get old. You're going to want to hang back and do some endorsement deals. You're going to want to put your face up in plexiglass and move some chickens or whatever. I'm not saying write a song about chickens, although it's not, there's been worse ideas. I'm just saying figure out your sort of Kenny Rogers gambling song.

50:01 Drew I got to find that angle.

50:02 Adam You find your angle. That's the whole thing. Or here's another one. Like your school is out for summer angle, which is your Foo Fighters song that is played every year at this certain time.

50:14 Drew Right.

50:14 Adam You know what I mean? There's only one school's out for summer, but it gets played every June, all June because it's the only. You know, Alice Cooper had the forethought to realize that kids need a song to leave school with. You know what I mean?

50:29 Drew Yeah.

50:29 Caller Well, which one of our songs would apply itself to fast food? To fast food?

50:34 Drew Well, I think we have to write one.

50:36 Adam I'm saying you can write. Yeah, you can't go back and modify. You have to do a new one. But it doesn't have to be fast food. It could be anything. It could be anything just as long. You know, it's a way to feather your nest, pardon the pun, you know, with the chickens for later on in life.

50:51 Foo Fighters Like a Viagra tie in or some kind of song on potency.

50:57 Adam Something for the road, something for the future. That's all I'm saying. I mean it with, you know, I say it, you know, with love and respect.

51:03 Drew Thanks Adam.

51:04 Adam Asking to compromise yourself at all. I'm just saying look down the road. Val, you guys are especially high spirited band. You know, expend a lot of energy up there on stage. You're not going to be able to keep that up forever.

51:16 Drew It's true.

51:18 Adam Val?

51:19 Drew Yeah. Okay.

51:21 Adam Someone had to talk to the band. You're 13 and you found your brother's stash. Doggy porn stash.

51:31 Drew Yeah.

51:31 Adam Well, how did you find it?

51:34 Caller Well, I can't lie that I snoop. I am a snooper and I steal. I have compulsions to do it.

51:42 Adam So and he sound it sounds sounds like there's trouble. Your brother's a loser. He's living at home. How's your family doing?

51:52 Caller Bad, actually. My dad is abusive. He's right now he's like two rooms away from me. My mom right now is going to college. She's getting her degree in computer science. And she says right when she gets a job, she's divorcing his ass and she's getting rid of him.

52:11 Adam That's nice. And did she did she crochet that into a pot holder? She tell you that because that seems like kind of thing.

52:17 Caller He told me that. He told me that, yeah.

52:20 Adam That's it's lovely to lay a bunch of heavy stuff on your kids when they're like trying to be kids. So horrible when they sort of parentalize the kids.

52:29 Caller He's really abusive to her too. Like, you know, I've seen him hit her and like he when she tries to talk to him, he like takes, he like has her hand and he like jams it in like a nearest drawer or something. Where's my bourbon?

52:41 Adam Really? Is he an alcoholic?

52:44 Caller Yes. And he does, he's got tons of drugs, bunch of them for like antidepressants, which from his medical history that I've read, because, yes, I snoop.

52:54 Adam Wow, you really do snoop. What do you got on Marcel? I think he's bi. Look it up. All right, so Val.

53:04 Caller Yeah.

53:04 Adam So let me just look into my crystal ball here. First off, are you sure you can't hear you right now? There's only two rooms away and I'm guessing those aren't real big rooms.

53:14 Caller I've got like two doors right now. I'm like hiding in a bathroom because if anybody catches me talking right now, it's like two in the morning over here. If anybody catches me, I'm going to, my butt is so going to be a giant pile of douche right now.

53:28 Adam All right, so not a medium sized pile of douche, but a giant.

53:31 Liar whore, liar whore, you know it.

53:34 Adam So Val.

53:35 Caller Yeah.

53:36 Adam Yeah, it's weird because you sound sort of jovial about this whole thing. It sounds like you almost have a sense of humor about it.

53:42 Caller It's, oh, I always try to keep a straight face, like around my friends. Nobody knows about what's going on in my family and it's really quite sucky.

53:54 Adam Quite sucky, okay.

53:55 Yes, quite sucky.

53:57 Adam So here's the thing. Val, all I do is sit around and listen to people all day long and I immediately know the dumb ones from the smart ones because, well, we never really had a smart person call the show, but you're our first. You're smart.

54:10 Caller You're sharp.

54:11 Adam You're intelligent. You have this crappy family. But here's the thing. Being smart never really kept you out of trouble. Like it doesn't matter how high your IQ is. If you ever really effed up family, you're going to get into trouble. It doesn't mean smart doesn't really keep you away from drugs or abuse of boyfriends or bad situations. Doesn't even get you good grades. It's really it's really neither here nor there. As a matter of fact, it's worse because you're just tortured. Now, your smart person knows they're leading a horrible life. As opposed to dumb people who don't really know it because they're too stupid. So Val, what you need to do is stay out of your brother's crap. Number one, stay out of his room. Number two, stay out of your abusive dad's crosshairs. You know what I mean? Don't get up in his grill. Don't get around him if he's drunk or high. Stay out of that. As far as your mom goes, if she tries to lay crap on you about her relationship with him, tell her to zip it. It's not your business. She's an adult, he's an adult, it's between them. You spend as much time as you possibly can at school, get your grades off and go far away to some lesbian college.

55:22 Caller Okay, you just brought that up.

55:24 Adam Alright, that's enough. What else do you need? Do you know what I mean?

55:28 Foo Fighters Sage advice?

55:29 Adam Yes. Look, people have horrible families. That's your motivation to get it together and get out. It's weird. It's like the worse the family, the more they hang, the more they immerse themselves in it. Like some painful tooth, you can't stop flicking with your tongue. It's like they have to keep going back, trying to get love from dad, trying to put dad and mom back together. Just go to school, volleyball team, band, whatever it is. Stay there till 7.30 at night, come home tired, eat your dinner and go to bed. And just slip out the next morning, go back to school, weekend, spend the night at your friend's house. You can really stay out of your house by the time you're 13 and up, pretty much, if you can just sort of get your life in order. Yes?

56:18 Foo Fighters Yeah, she just needs to fly under the radar till she can get out of the house.

56:22 Adam Right, and especially if her dad is abusive. We have, let's see, tattoo, gave himself a carbon tattoo. It's a carbon tattoo.

56:32 Foo Fighters Never heard of a carbon tattoo.

56:34 Drew Isn't it like one of those prison tattoos where you take...

56:37 Caller Is it like a pencil or something?

56:38 Drew I think it's where you take ash and you cut yourself and then rub the ash in. Is that something else? I'm not sure.

56:45 Adam Well, we're going to find out. But actually first I want to talk to Stephanie who has boob related questions. Stephanie?

56:52 Caller Hi. What's up?

56:57 Caller Well, after I had my daughter, my breasts haven't been as perky as they have been. But I've been doing some research on like implants and all those things and I don't think I'm ready to get breast implants. But I was thinking maybe a lift. But I wanted to ask the doctor, what's the criteria that you would need in order to get a breast?

57:19 Foo Fighters Well, usually women that need breast lifts, it's because their nipple is below the level of the fold. So that kind of hikes the nipple up above the level of what we call the inframammary crease or the fold.

57:32 Adam Where is that? Is that the one underneath?

57:35 Foo Fighters Yeah, yeah. But if your breast just needs to be perkier, you're better off with an implant because I don't think you'll really like the scars associated with a lift.

57:44 Adam Now, how does a lift work? How do you do it?

57:46 Foo Fighters You cut away skin.

57:47 Adam At the top?

57:48 Foo Fighters Above and around.

57:49 Adam And just cinch it up?

57:50 Foo Fighters Cinch it up.

57:51 Adam And just pull it up?

57:52 Foo Fighters Pull it up.

57:53 Adam And then where's the scar go? Around the top?

57:55 Foo Fighters The scar can go around the nipple, it can also go around the nipple, down the front of the breast and in the crease. It depends on how far it sags and how high it has to go.

58:04 Adam And what is a breast implant no scar?

58:07 Foo Fighters Breast implant, well, whatever little access scar that you need, but it's certainly a lot more acceptable for most.

58:13 Adam What's the price difference?

58:15 Foo Fighters Actually pretty close to the same because with a lift you have to do a little more work and so you charge more of a surgeon's fee with a breast implant surgery, you got to pay for the implant.

58:26 Adam Yeah, you got parts involved, right?

58:28 Foo Fighters Exactly, but I mean most women, if you're looking to get back a degree of fullness and perkiness, a lift is actually once it's snugged up, then it starts to relax a little, you won't keep that perkiness, so most women benefit from an implant.

58:40 Adam What about the fact that silicone is now back? Is it back?

58:46 Foo Fighters Kind of. I mean, I'm the number one silicone account in my area because I believe in it. I do a lot of it and I don't think you can beat it. It's so much softer and more natural feeling. I think women just need to be educated. It's not a perfect implant. No implant is. They just need to know what they're getting into and let them decide.

59:05 Adam Marcel brought me two implants. He brought me a saline one and he brought me a silicone one. I felt the difference. The silicone one feels a thousand times better.

59:17 Foo Fighters No comparison.

59:18 Drew Really?

59:19 Adam Which is really weird because you just think, well, they're both going to feel like jelly in a Ziploc bag.

59:24 Drew What's the saline one feel like?

59:26 Foo Fighters The bag of water.

59:27 Drew That's it?

59:28 Foo Fighters Yeah. And the thinner the patient, and those are the gals, unfortunately, that often need an implant, the more you see the bag, you see the ripples, you know, all that bad porn that you like to watch, all those gals with the ripples around the side, that's all saline.

59:39 Drew Especially when they're upside down.

59:41 Foo Fighters Yeah, on all fours.

59:42 Adam That's all saline. Oh, where you can see the rip.

59:45 Foo Fighters The ridges. Yeah, that's saline.

59:47 Drew It's like a tarp that's been rained down.

59:49 Foo Fighters Yeah. Moguls. That's terrible.

59:51 Adam Yeah. Yeah. It's a serrated boob.

59:53 Drew It's like the edges around a pie or something like that. Like a pot pie with the crust, the way it folds. It's like that.

1:00:01 Adam Yeah. But it's not a good pie. It's a mincemeat pie.

1:00:05 Drew It's a saline pie.

1:00:07 Foo Fighters Yeah.

1:00:08 Adam Yeah, you're right. I do have some porn that has in it and it bothers me.

1:00:11 Foo Fighters It does.

1:00:12 Drew Now you're saying that's the saline.

1:00:14 Foo Fighters That's saline. Silicone, because it's thicker, more jelly-like, you rarely see any rippling at all. It's just a thousand times better.

1:00:20 Drew It's like mochi. There's no ripple. It's like a nice, soft mochi.

1:00:24 Foo Fighters Yeah.

1:00:25 Caller Why are some fake boobs hard as a rock?

1:00:28 Foo Fighters Because they have a lot of scar formation around them.

1:00:31 Adam Then what about the whole silicone is killing everyone?

1:00:35 Foo Fighters Well, the fact is, yeah, there are women with silicone breast implants that have bad diseases, rheumatoid arthritis and all that, but there's a lot of women without breast implants that also have those diseases and there doesn't seem to be a difference between the two groups.

1:00:49 Drew And no ripples.

1:00:50 Foo Fighters And no ripples.

1:00:51 Drew No ruffles.

1:00:51 Foo Fighters So, I mean, I don't know. There's nothing in the science, nothing in the literature that supports a link between silicone gel breast implants and disease.

1:00:58 Adam Who makes, who's got the huevos to make silicone implants in 2005?

1:01:04 Foo Fighters Only two companies in the United States, Mentor and Inomed.

1:01:08 Adam Wow.

1:01:08 Foo Fighters Yeah. There used to be a bunch and they got all, they all got sued out of existence.

1:01:13 Adam Right. Yeah. It's, by the way, there never really was any medical data to support the whole thing. Just a bunch of trial lawyer.

1:01:20 Foo Fighters A lot of people have made money.

1:01:21 Adam Yeah. I swear to God, but what, no boobs, no secondhand smoke in airbags everywhere. They're driving me nuts, these people. They got nothing anymore. And by the way, what's the part where, as a trial lawyer, you just get to make up stuff, like 55,000 people die of secondhand smoke every year, or women are dropping left and right from silicone. Based on what?

1:01:47 Foo Fighters Junk science.

1:01:47 Adam Just junk, right?

1:01:48 Foo Fighters Yep.

1:01:49 Adam Well, there's no problem. I mean, I see that stuff printed all over the place, too.

1:01:55 Foo Fighters Well, you can get people that are very opinionated or have an agenda, and they come up with these conclusions based on faulty logic.

1:02:03 Adam Here, you know, it's, you know, also, I was just doing a, walking through a home and doing a little home inspection with a guy who's a home inspector, and I said, what about all this killer mold that was killing everyone a year and a half ago? What happened to this? He's like, he just looked at me and he's like, pfft, hoax. Nothing. And I'm like, mold's been around for what, several billion years, like, you know, a billion years before we got around. Why did it start killing people in 2002?

1:02:31 Drew Because Ed McMahon is what it was, wasn't it? Wasn't he the first Ed McMahon?

1:02:35 Adam He fell over?

1:02:36 Drew No, he'd something where his house, his house, his dog. Yeah. And he came out and said, I think he was the first guy to say this mold can kill.

1:02:45 Adam Right.

1:02:45 Drew And within a year, the mold industry was through the roof.

1:02:48 Caller That just happened to the guy that produced our record, Nick, our good friend, and they like redo his whole house because of mold.

1:02:53 Adam Really?

1:02:54 Caller Yeah.

1:02:54 Adam But I, but, but how come it doesn't, everyone's house has mold in it and it only affects a very small percentage of people. You know what I mean?

1:03:02 Caller Well, his wife was pregnant, so they were, they were worried it was going to affect the baby.

1:03:05 Adam But it's not, it's not killer mold, it's regular mold and nutty people.

1:03:08 Drew Could it be regular, could it be a certain type of mold and people that are allergic to that certain type?

1:03:13 Adam Yeah, but whatever it is, there's no more of it around than there was 200 years ago or 50 years ago. How come none of our parents ever even heard of mold? Yeah. You know what I'm talking about?

1:03:24 Drew Ed McMahon.

1:03:25 Adam Ed McMahon. Man, we got him to blame for killer mold. I'm just saying, whether it's, you know, breast implants or killer mold or anthrax, I'm allergic to peanuts, whatever it is, not all of it is as bad as it's made out to be.

1:03:43 Foo Fighters Right.

1:03:43 Adam Thank you.

1:03:44 Foo Fighters All right.

1:03:44 Adam So you recommend a breast implant.

1:03:48 Foo Fighters In a lot of cases, yeah. If you don't need too much of a lift, the implant's better.

1:03:53 Adam Jennifer.

1:03:54 Caller Yes.

1:03:55 Adam Oh, you have a 36H breast?

1:03:58 Caller Yes.

1:03:59 Adam Awesome.

1:03:59 Foo Fighters You're Adam's dream.

1:04:01 Drew Yeah.

1:04:01 Adam How about the rest of you? How's the rest of you doing?

1:04:04 Caller Well, I just had a baby five months ago, so I'm not perfect.

1:04:07 Drew All right.

1:04:08 Adam All right. What's up? And how do you know you're an H?

1:04:12 Well, I had to go to a special store to get measured. And actually, I'm not an H.

1:04:19 Caller I'm actually a cup bigger, but they don't make that in a 36. So they had to put me in a 38 because it's slightly bigger than that.

1:04:26 Adam Uh-huh. And, you know, I don't understand. And Marcel, what is it with the double D and then, you know, it goes A, B, C, D, D, double D.

1:04:40 Foo Fighters Then they go triple D and then they'll go to F.

1:04:43 Adam Then they skip E and go to F.

1:04:45 Foo Fighters There is actually an E.

1:04:47 Adam Really?

1:04:47 Foo Fighters Yeah. Actually, I think I had one picture she was an L.

1:04:50 Drew No.

1:04:51 Foo Fighters Yeah.

1:04:52 Adam But but what about I mean, what about the fact that it's just sort of like, it's like saying one, two, three, four, four, four, four, five, you know, like why don't you just keep going?

1:05:05 Drew Like what are the increments to like how nobody knows?

1:05:09 Adam Nobody knows. There's a whole bra conspiracy that I'm going to go to the bottom to wonder of one day. Yeah.

1:05:16 Foo Fighters It makes no sense at all.

1:05:18 Adam I mean, this is all you do is stare at bras all day, oftentimes through bras, and you don't know what it is.

1:05:24 Foo Fighters I have no idea. All right.

1:05:26 Adam So what should Jennifer do? Are you looking for a reduction?

1:05:29 Caller Yeah, but I want to know if that's going to affect me breastfeeding in the future or pregnancy in the future.

1:05:36 Foo Fighters Well, you probably should wait till you're done having babies before you get a breast reduction. Why? Unless you're, well, because if she gets pregnant again and her breasts get big and then they stay big because a certain percentage of women that happens, you will have had this big surgery for nothing because you'll regrow.

1:05:51 Adam But it's not because the plumbing gets affected anyway.

1:05:54 Foo Fighters No, no, no. And you know, in most breast reduction techniques, your nipple stays attached to at least a portion of the breast mound. And so, I mean, if you wanted to get a reduction, you could probably still breastfeed.

1:06:06 Caller But I might as well just wait until after.

1:06:08 Foo Fighters I would, you know, wait till you're done having kids. Yeah, wait till you're done having kids because what'll happen, even if you don't get bigger after the next kids, your breasts will stretch and then they'll sag. And then you'll still need another touch up down the road.

1:06:19 Adam The whole having kids thing is sort of like for women, like just wait till you're done having kids. And then, like, I'm going to have the car detailed. Wait, wait till after we go camping. We're going off road. Yeah, don't do it now. When do we come back from the 500? You know what I mean? Like, don't waste the carnauba wax now. It's only going to get effed up. It's going to be a mess when we get back from Mexico. You know, I'm going to need a coat of paint. Just don't bother. That's kind of what it is with women, right? Let crap out all the kids. Then you can, then it's time to, you know, start fine tuning. Time to pick up the mess. No, I was going to say, no, not fine tune. Yeah, then it's time because otherwise it could go back. Right. All right. Let's hear a little song from the Foo Fighters. Chris, where's my Kenny Rogers song?

1:07:09 Drew We're still looking for it. That's a deep cut, Adam.

1:07:12 Adam I know, but see, the last time, see, there's problems. Six months ago, we found it immediately, but I think it's because some guy was in, you know, in studio at J and found it.

1:07:21 Caller All right.

1:07:21 Adam What have you been doing to find it?

1:07:24 Drew I don't know.

1:07:25 Caller Okay. Because the last time I played on air, as long as you're working on it, there's a lot of heat, Corolla, so.

1:07:30 Adam What's that?

1:07:31 Caller Last time I played on air, there was angry phone calls and stuff. So it's not Chris's fault.

1:07:34 It's not my fault.

1:07:35 Caller I just want to avoid that in the future.

1:07:38 Adam Well, what are you saying? Are you saying you're not looking for it?

1:07:43 Caller Yeah, I think nobody's wrong.

1:07:44 Caller Yeah, apparently it was there was some anger about that.

1:07:47 Adam Yeah, who cares? Go get it. I got two TV shows.

1:07:50 Caller Who is angry?

1:07:51 Caller Yeah, who is angry?

1:07:52 Caller Kenny?

1:07:52 Caller The upper ups.

1:07:53 Adam Oh, who cares? Go get it.

1:07:55 Caller No, we looked for it here. We can't find it. All I can find is a crappy 30-second. Like that's fine on the Internet, but it's awful.

1:08:02 Adam I don't care. I want to hear it.

1:08:04 Caller It's on the Big Lebowski. Watch the Big Lebowski.

1:08:06 Adam Hey, Anderson, play it, you idiot.

1:08:08 Caller I can go to break. Are you with me?

1:08:11 Adam Yes, because we're late for break off.

1:08:13 Drew All right.

1:08:14 Adam I want to. All right. Jesus Christ.

1:08:16 Drew Flustered now.

1:08:17 Adam No, but once everyone argue with me, just go get it.

1:08:20 Caller I'm the one who gets the anger phone call.

1:08:21 Adam I'll be. Who cares? Tell him it's my idea.

1:08:24 Foo Fighters He's got two TV shows.

1:08:26 Adam Two TV shows. I'm literally a millionaire. I got enough F you money on me right now in my right flip-flop.

1:08:35 Caller But I don't get any of that.

1:08:36 Adam I know. You don't. But I do owe you some money. All right. Let's take ourselves a quick break. To find that, put it on, Anderson. Also a Foo Fighters song. All that after this. Hello. Weird but provocative. Hey, everyone. It's Loveline.

1:09:27 Drew All right.

1:09:29 Adam Adam, that's Dr. Marcel. Dr. Marcel is filling in quite nicely for Dr. Drew.

1:09:35 Drew Doing a great job.

1:09:35 Adam Foo Fighters. Where's Dr. Drew? Foo Fighters are here tonight. I was, we're going to hear something off the new Foo Fighters double CD. Got the rockin disc, got the acoustic disc. What more do you need? And we're going to hear a song in a minute. Anderson, do you have Kenny Rogers?

1:09:56 Caller Yeah, are we going to drop it after I play it?

1:09:58 Adam Yeah, yeah, let's play it. I just want to hear a little Condition My Condition Was In. Just tell me what you got. Yeah, 60s, right?

1:10:26 Foo Fighters You guys could cover this.

1:10:28 Adam You really could.

1:10:29 Drew I'm in. You get me a copy. I'll have it...

1:10:31 Adam He pushed his soul in a deep dark hole. You know what I mean?

1:10:35 Drew Yeah.

1:10:35 Adam He just checked in to see what condition his condition was in.

1:10:39 Caller What condition was it in?

1:10:40 Drew You know what? When we hear music like that, you know what we call it? Brown. Oh, really? Yeah. Just anything that just seems a little off.

1:10:49 Adam Yeah.

1:10:50 Drew Brown. Like if you hear something that's brown.

1:10:54 Adam Yeah. I think that was probably late 60s, though. Maybe like 67, 68. But the point is Kenny wasn't always the gray bearded gent with the dice in his hand.

1:11:05 Drew That guy's got like nine lives.

1:11:07 Adam He he he rocked it psychedelically in the 60s.

1:11:11 Drew Psychedelically.

1:11:12 Caller All right.

1:11:14 Adam What's that?

1:11:15 Caller Brown. Ween calls everything brown. That's yeah.

1:11:17 Drew I got it from from Mickey. The guitar player. So brown.

1:11:21 Caller Mickey.

1:11:21 Drew Yeah.

1:11:23 Adam Thanks for that, Anderson. Where where were we? Who do you want to talk to? Triple D. Oh, wait. No more boo. Pros and cons. Let's take a question for the Foo Fighters.

1:11:34 Yeah.

1:11:37 Adam Chaskey.

1:11:38 Hey, this is Chaskey.

1:11:40 Drew Chaskey.

1:11:42 Adam What's happening? You're 18.

1:11:44 Caller Oh, actually, I'm 15.

1:11:45 Adam All right.

1:11:47 Caller I have a question for Dave Grohl.

1:11:49 Drew That's me.

1:11:49 Caller That's you. What do you what do you take from Nirvana into your Foo Fighters records and just like the whole band?

1:11:59 Drew How well, you know, just as you, you grow up and you, you sort of retain parts of your of your childhood or your or your growing up. I mean, that was that was a while ago. That was 19. I joined in 1990 and it was over by 94. So Foo Fighters have been a band for about 10 years now. It's a big part of my past. I mean, it was a short period of time, but it was a it was a really big part of my life. And so, you know, I base a lot of what I do on what I learned then.

1:12:40 Adam How old were you when Cobain finally killed himself? Or or maybe you don't think he did kill himself?

1:12:47 Drew No, I was I was 25, I guess. It was 94, so I was 25 years old. I'm 36 now.

1:12:54 Adam So was it was it like May or?

1:12:57 Drew It was April.

1:12:58 Adam April, like the end of April or something like that?

1:13:01 Drew The beginning of April in 94.

1:13:02 Adam Oh, I'm trying to trying to figure it out. I was saying to somebody a couple of nights ago that when I was kissing your ass, actually, you hadn't been listening to that part. No, I was saying, you know, Dave Grohl's played in two of the greatest rock bands, really, in the last 15 or 20 years. He's been in both of them, and he was playing different instruments in both of them, which is really amazing to me. And I also said, you know, when the dust settles and 20 years goes by, you might look back and see that the Foo Fighters maybe even have a better body of work than Nirvana. And then the person was like, no, no, no, no, no. But I said, well, first off, Nirvana, and I love Nirvana, but Nirvana was had around, I mean, the body works five, four, five years or something, something like that. Foo Fighters are going on 10. Is there more, there's more Foo Fighter material now, really, than there was Nirvana material. And the Foo Fighters are gonna keep going.

1:14:04 Drew I know you, you know, you have the Kurt Cobain thing and you have, you have that whole side of it, but I don't know, if 20 years goes by and they look back at the bodies of the two work, well, there's such different things, you know, and that what happened in 1991, when Nirvana blew up, when Soundgarden and Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains and all that music started blowing up coming out of Seattle, it represented something a lot, it represented something different than what the Foo Fighters represent. So, I think people look at Nirvana as, you know, as something, something, I don't know, something different. With the Foo Fighters, it's more about continuing or surviving or just, you know, living.

1:14:56 Adam Let me ask you this, do you feel like for certain people there's a certain nostalgia, like, like, you know, like your dad talks about, you know, Floyd Patterson was the greatest boxer ever put gloves on, but you realize he was 182 pounds and Mike Tyson would have walked right through him. When Mike Tyson was 19. But in your dad's eyes, there's nobody could be better than the sports, you know, Bob Cousy, greatest point guard ever. But he couldn't touch the backboard or anything, you know, like, like, I'm not saying Nirvana is that. But what I mean is, is you would know, because you're in both bands, you know, and I know there were different times in your life, but, you know, people hold Nirvana up, like, sort of in an almost nostalgic way, like you just can't touch it. Nobody could ever be that good. But you were there, you know what I mean?

1:15:46 Drew Which also makes my perspective a little different than anybody else's, because-

1:15:50 Adam But more valid, I would say, than your dad and Bob Cousy.

1:15:53 Caller Probably.

1:15:54 Drew I mean, to me, being in Nirvana was almost like being in any other band, you know? It was just three guys. It started out in a van, and we wrote songs in a garage practice space, and then went to a studio and made a record. And the biggest difference with Nirvana was that we wound up selling a bazillion records, and people, I think people looked at our band as some sort of turning point in where the direction of popular music was going. Because you could have had another Winger single, or you could have had another, you know...

1:16:40 Adam Did you feel like you were in a great band, or like you were in a band that was... I thought we were pretty good... .a good band that had great timing?

1:16:48 Drew I think it was more about timing than anything. We could... Did you ever get to see us play?

1:16:53 Adam No, I never saw you live, because I was swinging a hammer at the time. I probably could afford it. Bob Kent Goldthwaite, who I hang out with since he used to open for you guys.

1:17:01 Drew Oh, he came on tour with us. Yeah, it was great.

1:17:03 Adam And he used to tell me how good you guys were.

1:17:05 Drew Well, there were nights when it was really on, and there were nights where it was the biggest train wreck you've ever seen in your life. Like watching a bad comedian, it just makes you want to vomit or itch.

1:17:16 Adam Is that Kurt's drug use?

1:17:18 Drew Oh, it was just all of us. Sometimes we sucked. Sucked, too.

1:17:22 Adam Yeah, well, I've seen that.

1:17:23 Drew Yeah, they weren't that good. Blowing it.

1:17:26 Adam I've seen the Foo Fighters a million times. And it's, oh, you know, everyone agrees that it's, you know, to me, Green Day and the Foo Fighters or Foo Fighters and Green Day are two of the better bands out there to see live. Never, you know, want to miss the Foo Fighters. And I've never seen you guys have a bad night in the maybe ten times I've seen you. Do you guys think you're better musicians or tighter or you're more serious about it?

1:17:50 Drew I think we focus on the music a little more than most other bands that I've ever played with. You know, Nirvana, it wasn't, we didn't even talk about music. We would just do it. Right. Kurt would play a riff and Chris would start following it and I'd give it a beat and it was that simple. So we weren't, I mean, we weren't telling each other to watch that second chorus and make sure you don't speed up into the outro.

1:18:17 Adam Right.

1:18:18 Drew Foo Fighters is, we're a little more, we're tighter and we really do kind of focus on what we're doing.

1:18:25 Adam Do you feel like you guys have raised the bar for yourself a little bit? I mean, you guys do great live concerts and that's what the, you know, I think different bands have sort of different buzzes, but Foo Fighters certainly great live show. So now you have to do a great live show.

1:18:43 Drew Yeah.

1:18:43 Adam I mean, you can't go up there and disappoint people that expect a great live show because Foo Fighters are known for their live performances.

1:18:50 Drew Got to do it.

1:18:51 Adam Right. And I, in a way, maybe Nirvana didn't have that pressure.

1:18:56 Drew I don't, it just wasn't about that. It was so weird. It was strange. You would, we would walk on stage and just whatever happened, and sometimes it happened really well and sometimes it didn't. But when it happened really well, it was, it was awesome. And you could tell that something was happening that was special. And then you'd walk off stage and we wouldn't even say, hey, that was a great show. You'd walk off stage and get a drink and change your clothes.

1:19:23 Adam Was the, was the MTV unplugged stuff? That was a good Nirvana. It was a good night, right?

1:19:30 Drew That was a good night. We were happy that that turned out well because it, all the rehearsals, all of the rehearsals that we did leading up to that really sucked. We thought it was going to suck. I was convinced it was just going to be the biggest flounder of our career. And that we'd never, I didn't think we'd release it. And that, that day it actually worked because we'd heard all these horror stories about Stone Dumbledore pilots had to do each song six times before they liked it. And Neil Young did the whole show and threw it away. And I just thought, God, this is never going to come out. But it actually, at the end of the show, I thought, well, that was a good vibe that actually turned out all right.

1:20:05 Adam It seemed good from a lay person's point of view on my love seat. But I just want to know if that went down in your mind as a good version of Nirvana or Bad Adapting.

1:20:16 Drew Well, some of my favorite memories were the gigs that were supposed to suck that turned out to be some of the best shows we've ever played, like the Reading Festival, the last show we ever played in England. We were headlining this Reading Festival, and I think Kurt had just come out of rehab, and we hadn't rehearsed in six months, and hadn't seen each other in forever, and all the magazines were saying, they've canceled. No, they haven't. They're playing. Are they playing or not? We showed up, and there were 60,000 people there, and I was expecting it to be a train wreck, and there were people saying, this is the most important show of your career. But this is a disaster, and we killed it. We killed it.

1:20:54 Adam Do you think, let's just say, Nirvana stayed together for 20 years, which seems impossible, but hypothetically, they turned out to be bad religion, and they're going on their 25th year, and I like bad religion, but I'm trying to think of a good band that I liked. It's been together for 25 years. Would you think you would have sat behind the drums for 25 years? I mean, would that be a curse for you and not so much a blessing?

1:21:23 Drew Who knows? Would it be a good thing if Zeppelin were still making records?

1:21:28 Adam I guess. I don't know if John Bonham would still be alive or something. I'm just wondering, like, do you... I know it's a stupid hypothetical that you can't answer, but when you were behind the drums for Nirvana, did you want to get out front, or did you say, hey, I'm in a good band, this is cool?

1:21:43 Drew I was so psyched just to be the drummer. I love just being the drummer. Just being the drummer is a luxury because personally, I think drummers are the most important person in the whole band. You could have the greatest lead singer in the world, but if your drummer sucks, you're done. There's no way. So I look at drummers as like the backbone or the mother of the group. Everyone can go do their own thing, but if the drummer is not there. So getting to play drums to these songs that Kurt wrote that were great, man. I sang them in my head every time we played them. And it was great. It was a good time. Right.

1:22:25 Adam But do you? Okay.

1:22:26 Drew But I never, I couldn't imagine.

1:22:27 Adam But you feel like you could have created, could you have collaborated with Kurt? You feel like your voice could have eventually been heard in the band.

1:22:35 Drew You ever heard that joke? What was the last thing the drummer said before he was kicked out of the band?

1:22:39 Adam I got an idea for a song.

1:22:41 Drew Yeah, here it is.

1:22:43 Adam Yeah, that's all I'm saying. All right, now, whenever I do these things, I always feel like Dave's heard every goddamn Nirvana question that's ever been asked and he doesn't want to hear anymore. But I'm just curious for my own edification.

1:23:01 Drew Absolutely fine.

1:23:02 Adam All right, let's take ourselves a little break and then I promise we will hear ourselves a Foo Fighters song.

1:23:09 Caller All that after this.

1:23:31 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. Dr. Marcel is filling in for Dr. Drew this evening.

1:23:38 Drew He'll take your plastic surgery calls.

1:23:41 Adam Chris and Dave here from the Foo Fighters. We'll hear something else off the In Your Honor CD in just a second. I gotta do this Durex condom thing that I've, well, I should have done an hour and 45 minutes ago. One lucky person tonight's gonna win a Durex Party Pack. The Party Pack includes CDs and a poker set and money, although it doesn't specify how much, so you know it's a lot. And of course, the Durex condoms. This week, everyone who calls in is 18 years or older, will qualify, and I'll decide at the end of the show who wins it. Brought to you by Durex. Remember, there's sex, then there's Durex. And I'm gonna give it to Sarah without even talking to her. Sarah? Hi. Triple D?

1:24:25 Foo Fighters Another Adam poster job.

1:24:26 Adam We have a winner. Stay on the line, yeah. And believe me, when you're a Triple D, you should have a condom in you at all times, just in case you're jogging and someone jumps on you.

1:24:40 Drew She sounds like a party pack to me.

1:24:41 Adam Yes, you should be preloaded with a condom. Go ahead, Sarah.

1:24:46 Well, my question is, because I am so big, I do a lot of horseback riding, and when you're galloping along, you get a problem. And I don't want to be sagging down to my knees.

1:25:01 Caller Bouncy, bouncy.

1:25:04 Adam And do you have the outfit? Do you have those pants and that helmet and the high boots and stuff?

1:25:09 No, it's not English. It's Western, cowgirl.

1:25:12 Drew Yeah, that's kind of like...

1:25:13 Foo Fighters She just wears a vest.

1:25:14 Adam Yeah, I don't know. I like the English. Do you know the two hottest outfits on a chick is the tennis outfit, you know, the short skirt, the little socks, little balls on the end of it, and the riding outfit with the crop, the crop, that little helmet that really that does pants, you know what I mean?

1:25:32 Foo Fighters There you go.

1:25:33 Adam Classy. Yeah. Lady Chatterley stuff. Seventies softcore porn stuff. Now, he doesn't know Kenny Rogers, but believe me, he lights up like a pinball machine when I say Lady Chatterley. All right. So, Sarah, what about it, or what about it, Marcel?

1:25:50 Foo Fighters You know, a lot of it's just genetic, how good your elasticity is. And, you know, obviously going braless is not something you should be doing.

1:25:59 Adam What does it, how much difference does a bra make?

1:26:02 Foo Fighters It takes the weight off.

1:26:04 Adam If you took, okay, but didn't some people hypothesize that the bra actually sort of weakened the breast or made it more saggy?

1:26:11 Foo Fighters No.

1:26:12 Adam Let me ask you this. If I took a woman, same cup, C cup, same woman, let's just say, split her and made a doppelganger of her, one wore a bra, the other I raised in the wild like a feral child and never wore a bra. When her shirt was off at age 30, would I see a difference?

1:26:32 Foo Fighters I think so. I mean, no one has ever done that kind of a study.

1:26:35 Adam But the tissues, you've got to. Well, that will be my life's work. That and the Adam Carolla, Marco Polo thing are going to be my two. I mean, that's what they'll remember me by.

1:26:44 Foo Fighters Yeah, your legacy.

1:26:46 Adam You think though at age 40, they could tell the difference.

1:26:49 Foo Fighters I'm sure. Because you've got suspensory ligaments in the breast, Cooper's ligaments and with gravity and pull and stuff, they're going to stretch out.

1:26:57 Adam So what about a sports bra?

1:26:59 Foo Fighters Yeah, she should wear it. At a triple D, it's tough. There's no doubt about it.

1:27:06 Adam Sarah, are you a big gal?

1:27:08 No. I'm actually like a 36th. It's hard to find them.

1:27:14 Adam Yeah, no. But how about the rest of you? How's the ass doing? I'm worried about the horse.

1:27:19 I've been complimenting.

1:27:21 Adam You've been complimented by black guys, though, right?

1:27:24 No, no, no. I don't have a ghetto booty going on.

1:27:26 Adam Oh, okay. All right. All right. And I meant no disrespect, but they like a lot of asses.

1:27:30 Sure.

1:27:31 Adam Let's just call them like I see them.

1:27:34 Drew All right.

1:27:34 Adam How much do you weigh?

1:27:36 About 150.

1:27:38 Drew All right.

1:27:39 About 5'9.

1:27:40 Adam 5'9? All right.

1:27:42 Foo Fighters Sounds curvaceous.

1:27:43 Adam Sounds curvaceous. And by the way, 150 on the radio? Go ahead and add 30 pounds to that. All right, baby. Because here's the thing. I hear English. I hear Petite. I hear Western style. I hear bigger, stronger breed of cat. All right, Sarah. So wear a bra.

1:28:03 Caller Well, I do. I've tried wearing two bras and I've gone wearing a thug-fitting vest when I ride because it does seem to help, but I'm wondering what I can do all around.

1:28:14 Foo Fighters Not much else.

1:28:16 Adam No, but a sports bra would be good.

1:28:18 Foo Fighters Just wearing good support at all times.

1:28:20 Adam You have a sports bra?

1:28:22 Caller Well, I do kind of, but it doesn't really fit right because of the size.

1:28:27 Adam Well, you just got to get a sportier sports bra. Yeah, you got to step it up. All right?

1:28:32 Caller Okay.

1:28:33 Caller All right.

1:28:33 Adam Well, what do you want me to do?

1:28:35 Caller Come in there and hold your boobs while you ride?

1:28:38 Adam Jesus Christ. What do you want? You know, I am so disappointed after you're done talking to me. What do I got? A magic gravity wand or something? What do you want me to do? A taller sports bra.

1:28:53 Caller What else?

1:28:54 Foo Fighters The truth hurts.

1:28:55 Adam Yeah. Oh, no. An elaborate block and tackle pulley system with one. All right. Let's hear a I'm discussing it all. You by the way, let's hear a little something from the Foo Fighters. Yes. Yes. This one is called Over and Out. Keep things up with new Durex warming condoms. There's sex, and then there's Durex. Well, that's the show, and that's the week. What a way to end it. I want to thank Dr. Marcel for coming in here and doing a great job, of course, with Mr. Dave from the Foo Fighters. In your honor, name of the CD, go out and get it. You get two CDs, but it's for the price of three. That's the twist. See, normally it's two CDs for the price of one. They actually twisted it this way. It's, how much is it, 20? It should be 30 bucks, depending on that.

1:34:08 Drew It's like 14 bucks, man. It's nothing. We're giving those things away.

1:34:11 Caller Best Buy, it's like giving a buck.

1:34:13 Drew Yeah.

1:34:14 Adam All right, so go out.

1:34:14 Drew They're in a basket by the front door.

1:34:17 Adam Save your money and go get it. And you don't really have to even save it. It's practically free. I want to thank engineer Chris for doing a great job all week.

1:34:25 Drew You're great, Chris.

1:34:25 Adam Engineer Michelle, who's not here for doing a great job. Engineer Anderson, the nimble-fingered one for doing a great job on the Kenny Rogers and pulling up Kenny Rogers. I want to thank phone screener Patricia and junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior producer Lauren for doing a great job. She's all gussied up for the Foo Fighters, too. She curled her hair, curled some perfume. And of course, producer Ann. And until next time, this is Adam Crawler for Dr. Marcel saying mahalo.

1:34:57 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station.

1:35:09 Foo Fighters The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

Episode Feedback

Thursday, June 23, 2005