Episode 1000717290591

0:57 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

1:01 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

1:07 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:13 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:17 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20 Voiceover Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tyson Chris here tonight from The All American Rejects.

1:35 The All American Rejects Hey, it's good to be here.

1:37 Adam Nick and Mike will rotate in at some point. Great to have you. All American Rejects. Let me tell you this about The All American Rejects. The Move Along CD came out a couple days ago. I'll give you some more stuff on where the band is going to be and perform and all that stuff. But we got a lot of bands in here and they give us a lot of CDs. I just throw them in the back of my car and they're all around for a while. Then I give them to the Mexican guys who work at my house. God knows what they do with them.

2:05 Drew Oh, please.

2:05 The All American Rejects As long as they do good work.

2:07 Adam The All American Rejects, their last CD, there was a song on it I really liked. So I listened to it and then I got really fond of the CD. And I've decided these guys are okay.

2:20 Drew Nice.

2:21 Adam Yeah. Normally, you know, these kids, these punk kids with their rock and roll music.

2:25 The All American Rejects Look out.

2:26 Adam You know, green, wet by in the ears, think they know everything. Come in here.

2:31 Drew These guys know something.

2:32 Adam I think the All American Rejects actually know something. They're not just, they're punk kids, but they're not fresh punk kids. You see what I'm saying?

2:40 Drew Yeah.

2:40 The All American Rejects We're from Oklahoma.

2:41 Drew Got it, Pops.

2:42 Adam That's right. You're from Oklahoma.

2:44 The All American Rejects We're corn fed. We're different.

2:46 Adam I'm trying to figure out like what they're from Stillwater, Oklahoma, but I'm trying to figure out what the rap is on Oklahoma. I mean, if there is one, what do you say?

2:55 Drew What's the personality?

2:56 Adam Yeah, like states have, people make fun of California, because you gaze with your tofu and all that kind of stuff, and then New York's a bunch of cabbies honking horns and all that stuff. Then you have your parts, you have your Bible belt and all that. What is the Oklahoma? Oklahoma, you got a little of that S kicker in you, but not quite enough to really be comical. You know what I mean?

3:21 Drew It's not metropolitan. Right.

3:24 The All American Rejects We get the trickle from the coasts, so it's like we're not sure about ourselves. I understand what you're saying.

3:30 Adam It's hard, I mean, you sort of picture cowboy boots, but you don't picture incest. You know what I mean?

3:35 Drew Right. We keep a little bit of the trailer, keep a few trailers.

3:38 The All American Rejects We have animals for that.

3:39 Drew No good restaurants.

3:41 Oil wells.

3:42 Adam No good restaurants. You guys don't have good restaurants.

3:45 The All American Rejects We have Applebee's, so no, it's terrible.

3:47 Applebee's everywhere, no Jamba juices.

3:50 Adam No, no. Let me explain something about the Jamba juice. You can't tell people that spend five bucks and get a Mexican combo plate that they can spend the same five dollars and get a 12 ounce juice. You know what I mean? They're like, are you kidding? You have to have money and you have to be really into your intestinal health to do this because if a Jamba juice was a buck 29, maybe these guys, I mean they're working class guys, we'd think about it, but you can go to the bunch of lunch or Shakey's and for the same price as a juice, eat like a king.

4:27 Drew The Jamba juice has about the same nutritional sort of qualities as a McFlurry.

4:32 Adam Calorically, yeah, yeah I know.

4:34 The All American Rejects Just get a shot of wheatgrass.

4:36 Adam It's awesome and I'll tell you man, you get that beet juice baby, goes through you like ass through a tin horn. Yes, it's my old Pop Warner football coach, he used to say, you guys are getting blown out like ass through a goose. A bunch of nine year olds, but this guy in the windbreaker scaring me. I see my dad, I think he's beating on me. Is he allowed to do this? By the way, this was during a time when it was okay for adults to beat on strange kids. They didn't have to be your own kid. Now you can't even beat the crap out of your own kid. Back then, Pop Warner coach, he just opened a can of whoop ass on a 10 year old, wouldn't do that thing where he grabs the face, wears it, go, go.

5:14 Well, they still do that.

5:15 They do that, come here.

5:16 Son, I'm trying to help you.

5:19 Adam I'm trying to help you by dragging around by your neck.

5:23 The All American Rejects I'm making you a better boy.

5:24 That's right. Building character. That's right. Your last season day was yesterday. You guys will thank me when you get to the fourth grade.

5:31 Adam It never happened for you.

5:32 Drew Get to the fourth grade.

5:37 Adam All right. Where were we? And then of course, the greatest insult the Pop Warner coach could ever levy is, OK, ladies, yeah, that one, too. And whenever you get that gender confusion, it's real tough. That's OK, ladies.

5:50 Come on, ladies.

5:51 Adam We're scared you're going to break a heel or nail there, ladies.

5:53 Come on, get around it. What? What?

6:00 Adam All right. So here's the thing about the All American Rejects. They are going to be performing at the Apple Store at the Grove. Is that tomorrow night? What's today? The 15th? I don't know what today is.

6:12 Drew Yeah, today's the 14th.

6:13 Adam Is it the 14th? Oh, so they're going to be there on Saturday. Yes. Is it the 14th or the 15th?

6:19 Drew Oh, look, hold on.

6:20 Adam Look that up, Drew.

6:21 Today's the 14th.

6:22 Adam 14th. All right. So today's Thursday. So they're going to be there at seven o'clock on Saturday. And it's a free concert, but you got to get there early because there's no way.

6:32 The All American Rejects They're giving away computers, people.

6:34 Drew They were Disneyland last night.

6:35 Adam Oh, really?

6:37 The All American Rejects You guys were at Disneyland last night. Space Mountain.

6:40 Drew You're performing for the K-Rock.

6:41 Yeah.

6:42 The All American Rejects You get to rise out of the ground.

6:44 Exciting.

6:46 Drew Tomorrowland. Yeah.

6:47 It's incredible.

6:47 Drew Anything that rises up at the hot dog stand.

6:49 Adam No, I haven't been there since.

6:51 The All American Rejects It was the Buzz Lightyear stage, actually.

6:53 Adam Yeah. No, I was there like they were just were they're finishing Tom Sawyer's Raft when I was there last time. I think in the fifties. Yeah.

7:00 Drew You've not been there.

7:01 Adam No, not been there since Space Mountain. I don't know.

7:04 Drew New Space Mountain.

7:05 Adam Oh, New Space Mountain.

7:06 Drew It was re-built the whole thing.

7:07 Adam It was under, you know, I think Captain EO was probably the last last time I was there.

7:11 I think I saw that when I was little.

7:13 Adam Yeah. Yeah. I'm I don't know, you know, you know, Pete Crouds, you know, that kind of thing. He family, you know, my feeling about those three things. Danielle.

7:26 The All American Rejects Yes.

7:26 Adam You're 19.

7:28 The All American Rejects Yes.

7:28 Adam What's up?

7:30 The All American Rejects Well, I have this problem. Okay. I lost my virginity six months ago. And in that time and this time, I slept with three different guys. And the ladies at one of my jobs is calling me a slut and telling me that I'm on my way to being a whore. And the guys at my other job are saying, oh no, no, you know, you're not, you're not even close to it.

7:55 Drew So the guys are on your side, the women are shunning you.

7:58 Adam I think there may be ladies on both sides.

8:01 Drew Are you a stripper? Is it women in both places?

8:03 Adam She works a gift store at a church and then also a strip club.

8:07 The All American Rejects No, I work in a factory and in a nursing home.

8:11 Drew Is it the women? Women in both places?

8:14 Yeah, there's women in both places.

8:16 Drew I understand that. But listen, okay, here's the deal, Daniel. Let me give you a little tale of the story here. When people study this sort of double standard about men and women, you know, men being cool to have lots of partners and women being a slut if they have lots of partners, it turns out that the vast majority of that double standard is maintained by women.

8:34 Caller Yeah.

8:34 Drew That women are the ones that go, oh, stay away from her. They literally enlist their male friends to stay away from the wayward vagina. And this goes all the way back to chimpanzee.

8:43 Adam That was my name in high school.

8:44 Caller I know.

8:44 Drew It was on your jersey.

8:45 Caller Captain of the football team, yeah.

8:47 Drew All the way back to chimpanzees. Chimpanzees, when one female acts out, all the rest of the chimpanzee females in the pod will turn their backs and shun that one. So this is something deep in our heritage, but it's nonsense. It's something that women do to one another and they should go ahead and stop.

9:01 Adam Yeah.

9:02 Caller All right.

9:03 Adam Hey, Wayward Johnson also sounds like a film starring John Wayne and Van Johnson from 1963. They start with that weird wind, sort of wagon trains going east on the Mississippi. Guy playing a guitar alone on a plane, mounted on a steed. Danielle?

9:24 Caller Yes. Yippee-yay.

9:26 Adam Are these, yeah, is a little like a John, a bullwhip.

9:33 Caller The wayward shoulders.

9:42 Adam Danielle, are these women at both jobs, just to make sure? Both women making fun of you?

9:47 The All American Rejects The women at the nursing home are telling me that, you know, I'm...

9:51 Adam Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop. And then at the other job, they're... It's guys.

9:58 Drew That's right. See, guys are fine with this.

9:59 Caller The guys that I work with at the other job, and the guys are fine with it. The guys are like...

10:02 Drew Yes, the guys are fine with it. Women shun. Women create the double standards.

10:07 Adam Shocker that the ladies at the nursing home would disapprove of your sexual escapades.

10:11 The All American Rejects You're blossoming.

10:12 Adam All right, so that's fine. Why don't you stop telling people you work with what you're doing on the weekends?

10:18 The All American Rejects Well, the ladies that I work... I mean, ladies talk, women talk. Well, then the guys, they kind of pressure you into talking, and it's like...

10:27 Adam The guys at the factory.

10:28 The All American Rejects And so...

10:29 Adam What kind of factory? First off, what kind of factory do you work at that people speak English? Because I didn't even know the hands...

10:37 Drew Missouri.

10:37 Adam Oh, Missouri. Yeah, we're in Missouri.

10:40 The All American Rejects Motucky.

10:41 Drew All right, why don't you go ahead and slow down a little bit? It wouldn't be a bad idea to slow down on your sort of rhythm.

10:45 Adam What are you making at the factory?

10:48 The All American Rejects Right at $12 an hour.

10:50 Adam Oh, I see you're making... What are you making at the factory? $12 an hour.

10:54 Drew Right at.

10:54 Adam All right, but what do you... Let me try to figure this out. What are you manufacturing at the factory?

11:00 Caller Okay.

11:02 Drew I don't know.

11:03 The All American Rejects It's aerosol cans.

11:05 Drew Oh, fascinating.

11:06 The All American Rejects It's like we make cans for aerosol.

11:09 Adam All right.

11:10 Drew Adam, we got to have a business.

11:11 Adam I'm telling you.

11:12 Drew Seriously, people make anything.

11:14 Adam I know. It's amazing what we make. There's a certain gene that everyone who calls this show has, which is this sort of misunderstanding gene. And it's the one. It's like where you're going. The person's going, all right, so just go up with it. Boulevard and make a left. And you're like, right.

11:34 Caller Oh, make a right.

11:35 Adam No, no, no. That's that gene.

11:37 Drew Who's our first gene?

11:39 Adam Easily confused. No matter.

11:41 Drew What do you make at the factory?

11:42 Adam About $12 an hour. No matter what, you can figure out a way to twist it. If it wasn't colossal stupidity, it would be diabolical gene. It's genius because the human mind can't work that fast.

11:55 Caller You know what I mean?

11:57 Adam The greatest improvisational actor couldn't come up with that line unless he was living it. You know what I mean?

12:03 Drew Yes.

12:06 Adam Right.

12:06 Caller It's classic. Yeah.

12:08 Adam And by the way, speaking of improvising, Drew, the two yeses. Lizzie, Drew's like, yeah, yes. Drew, would you stop fainting yourself?

12:19 Drew It's so hot in here. It's ridiculous.

12:20 Adam Oh, come on, your highness. You're fine.

12:22 Drew Aren't you? Anybody else?

12:23 Adam I'm hot.

12:23 The All American Rejects You guys got the lights on.

12:25 Drew It's distracting. It's raining all day and it's driving me insane.

12:27 Adam Lizzie?

12:29 Adam.

12:30 Adam Corolla. Yeah, we want to replace Marco Polo with Adam Corolla. Did you guys do that?

12:36 Let's bring him back.

12:37 Adam Yeah, when you go back to Oklahoma.

12:39 Drew And by the way, if you were as uncomfortable, as hot as I was, I'm hot. You'd be having a tizzy fit, screaming at this organization to fix this thing.

12:46 Adam It's not livable.

12:48 Drew I can't breathe.

12:48 Adam I'm uncomfortable, but you fanning like a maniac next to me is not doing anything for me. And you're probably overheating because of the rapid arm movement.

12:58 The All American Rejects That's what's called getting tizzy.

13:00 Adam Getting tizzy with Lizzie. Go ahead, Lizzie.

13:03 Drew What's up?

13:04 Adam 26.

13:05 You guys make me laugh. Well, first of all, I just want to tell your guests that the last song from your first album is so wonderful. And I'm so bummed you guys aren't really coming to Kansas City this tour. Although I did just look at your website and you're going to one of the best shows, one of the best places in Berlin. So I want to ask you well. Okay, Adam, I'm Jewish and I know this is the kind of stuff that makes you crazy. So please be kind to me. And I'll ask my question quickly, I promise. Okay, hold on a second, Lizzie, hold on.

13:37 Adam I have a limited time, see, what I have is I have a time limit that's very different from Jew to Gentile in terms of asking questions. I keep the Jews in a very short leash. And then if you're Gentile, I give you carte blanche, you can ask as many questions as long as you want. But if I find out you're Jewish, you got about 30 seconds to make your point and then the records catch you off.

13:56 Drew Three oblique points.

13:57 Adam Yes, you did.

13:58 Drew You're not coming to Kansas City, but you're in the best venue in Berlin.

14:01 Adam In Berlin.

14:01 Drew And I'm Jewish.

14:02 Adam I'm Jewish, so I gotta bear with her. Traveled.

14:05 Right.

14:06 Adam All right, Lizzie. Listen, if I didn't care, I would ask a bunch of questions, but I don't, so go ahead.

14:13 Okay. Okay. Here's the deal. I just got, well, I'm about two years out of recovery for eating disorders again. And I'm doing really well. I'm 5'8, 138, and I've kept it at that weight.

14:32 Drew Okay, what's your question? What is your question?

14:34 I'm on, I'm taking 300 milligrams a day of Lamictal, 300 milligrams a day of Topamax. I don't know how much Cymbalta every day, and I've got a thyroid condition. And I've talked to all of my other prescribing physicians about this. I was seeing a really great guy for a while, and about two years, and my libido was great, oral. I could orgasm with him really well with oral. When it came time, this is awkward to talk about, when it came time for intercourse, I couldn't relax my vagina, no matter what. It would just clench up.

15:15 Drew So yeah, that's called vaginismus, right?

15:18 Yeah, that's it.

15:19 Drew Okay.

15:21 And I mean, it was, I mean, we...

15:24 Adam All right, well, hold on.

15:25 Drew Let me ask you a couple of things. Have you ever had your estrogen levels checked? Have you had, if you have been having normal periods in spite of your eating disorder?

15:34 Everything's been back to normal for a couple of years.

15:37 Drew All right, so you might still want to, you could still have some residual what's called atrophic vaginitis, which is low levels of circulating estrogen at the tissue of the vagina, and it can cause a lot of irritation, and sometimes that will trigger a spasm. So that's one possibility. Given you're eating disorder, I would at least look into that.

15:56 Adam But what was it doing? Because I picture just someone yanking the string on a Crown Royal sack and having it just sit shut, you know?

16:04 The All American Rejects Built-in chastity badge.

16:07 Drew Yeah, that's basically it, but what question is it just happening spontaneously? Is it happening because of anxiety or is it happening because of irritation?

16:13 Adam Did you get abused at all growing up?

16:15 Um, no. I mean, we've gone through my history. I mean, my dad lives with my mom. I know that's your next question. They're as happy as they're going to be.

16:24 Drew Flat out, did you have sexual abuse?

16:26 I don't say there's no abuse that anyone knows about.

16:30 Drew All right. Well, something you-

16:31 Adam But I don't know. Why do you have to qualify it with that anyone knows about? Like you sift it through your own records?

16:36 Drew Because she's had a lot of treating mental health people who are saying, Gee, this sounds like trauma. It sounds like trauma. It must be there. No.

16:41 Adam All right. Well, I just mean, I don't know, feels like if-

16:45 Drew All right. Here's the deal. Some people can just get, look, she has high levels of anxiety. She's very high strung. Yes. You can get vaginismus. Those are the people that get vaginismus. You can look it up online, all the different treatments there are. There's even graduated cylinders and all kinds of ways of relaxing that area. You might want to go, I bet there are physical therapists that are especially trained to help deal with it.

17:04 Adam They call pimps, they rape you, they cigar-cube.

17:08 Drew There's actually a society, a vaginismus society. Check it out.

17:10 Adam You want to see my windbreaker?

17:12 Drew That's what I'm talking about.

17:14 Adam Wear it proudly. It's a little warm this time of year. Come the fall, you'll see me sporting that baby.

17:19 Drew That Crown Royal sack thing you were talking about? It's cinches here, the big thing on the slum bar.

17:23 Adam Elastic in the sleeves, Ace, written quotations right on the press pocket there. It's nice.

17:29 Drew Lizzie, it's hard to get into college if you have some experience with this, and it is something that can be sort of deconditioned. Let's put it that way.

17:35 Adam I was just thinking, first off, you got to feed it out of them. There's that sort of cliche about the Jews becoming doctors, but it's like, here's the thing about Jews, they may as well just get paid for it because they all just become doctors anyway. You're meant to get a license to make a living.

17:52 Drew What are you talking about?

17:53 Adam They know every drug, they know every darn the computer all night looking up their syndromes. There's nothing but, every Jew I know knows probably more medical knowledge than you, Drew, and I'm just saying, just go ahead and get certified, make a living doing it if you're going to take all the time and expense to just sit on the internet and fill your brain with all this information.

18:12 Drew Right.

18:13 Adam Do you know what I'm saying?

18:13 Drew Interesting, yes.

18:14 Adam Yeah. I mean, it's really, it's like, well, you're halfway there anyway. Might as well just go to school and become one.

18:23 Caller Do you know what I'm saying?

18:24 Adam She's probably as qualified as half the people you work with. All right, let's, we should hear a song. We got a question for the band here. Buddy?

18:33 Yeah.

18:34 Adam 23?

18:35 Yes, I am.

18:36 The All American Rejects What's up, buddy?

18:37 How are you guys doing?

18:39 The All American Rejects Pretty good, man.

18:40 Hey, I had a couple of questions for you, if that'd be okay.

18:44 Caller Yeah, dude.

18:46 One of them was, I guess, who are your biggest influences or like...

18:56 Caller Just do it!

18:57 Adam By the way, have we ever had a band question that didn't sound like we were extracting a molar from a drunken hobo?

19:06 Caller Yeah. No, I'm just... I could just...

19:11 Adam Like, when you see that question for the band, it's just...

19:14 Drew You know what, Sal? I wasn't...

19:15 Adam I know.

19:15 Drew I didn't put my finger on that. Influences, gentlemen.

19:17 Adam Influences, guys.

19:19 The All American Rejects Let's go, you know, I loved ACDC and, you know, In Excess.

19:26 Drew Speak closer.

19:27 The All American Rejects In Excess, ACDC, and, you know, I don't know. How about you, Chris?

19:31 Caller I love punk rock, stuff like that.

19:33 Adam What band?

19:33 The All American Rejects Chris is a big Rush fan.

19:35 Caller Yeah, like Rush. The Rolling Stones.

19:38 Adam Oh, The Who. Smart. Have you been...

19:40 The All American Rejects I've been classical. I love it.

19:41 Adam Have you been watching that In Excess game show or TV show that they're doing where they're getting a new band member?

19:47 The All American Rejects It's kind of weird, huh?

19:48 Drew It's kind of weird, huh? Too cheesy.

19:49 The All American Rejects Crush is the dream.

19:50 Adam I'm into it.

19:51 The All American Rejects The dream is that?

19:52 Drew Adam's gonna try for it.

19:53 Caller Well, that would be good.

19:55 Drew You should do the air drums.

19:56 Adam Yeah, well, Michael Hutchinson was on the show. What was it?

20:02 Drew Four days before he died or something.

20:03 Adam Maybe it was two weeks or something. But I mean, the whole band was in here. A couple of heroin jinx, you guys.

20:10 The All American Rejects It's okay.

20:11 Adam Had a few people not make it out of the studio. The whole band, and the thing that struck me about In Excess was how nice the entire band was, number one, and how nice Michael was, too. They were like super friendly. And we're not just kissing ass because there's plenty of bands we hate, and they're pains in the ass. And it really has nothing to do with the size of the band, by the way. Smaller doesn't necessarily mean humbler or nicer. Sometimes it means overcompensating and bigger pains in our ass. And bigger bands sometimes are sort of secure and relaxed and friendly, sort of like guys. You know what I mean?

20:43 Drew Yes.

20:43 Adam Big guys are friendly. Little guys will pain in the ass.

20:46 Drew Supposed to like the darkness.

20:47 Adam Right.

20:48 Oh.

20:48 Drew Do you want to hear a song?

20:49 Adam Yeah, I want to hear a song.

20:50 Drew All right, let's do that real quick.

20:51 Adam Buddy, they're your influences, baby.

20:53 Caller Also, um...

20:55 Adam Nah, it's okay.

20:55 Drew We're going to hear a song, buddy.

20:56 Adam We're going to hear a song.

20:57 The All American Rejects Sorry, dude.

20:57 Adam Bye.

20:58 The All American Rejects Just hang out, champ.

20:59 Adam Yeah, this one is off the CD called Move Along and it's called Dirty Little Secret. Yeah, All American Rejects, everybody. Move along, name of the CD. See, good band, bro.

24:17 Drew Yeah, you're right.

24:17 Adam I like that song.

24:18 Drew You're right.

24:18 Adam It's a finger popper.

24:19 The All American Rejects Appreciate it.

24:20 Drew Finger popper.

24:21 Adam Finger poppin'. There you go.

24:27 Caller Finger poppin, poppin time.

24:31 The All American Rejects It's the time of the press.

24:33 Adam That's an awesome song. I mean, finger-popping and, of course, The All American Rejects, who are gonna be over at the Grove this Saturday, seven o'clock, doing a little freebie concert. We will take a little break. When we come back, I think we're gonna speak to Summer, Paranoid Around Men Over 30.

24:52 Caller That ought to be something to get into.

24:54 Adam How to Get Rid of a Bestiality Fetish. Stephanie wants to know from Idaho. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

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25:04 The All American Rejects Okay, wait, wait. My hair, my hair.

25:07 We'll be right back.

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25:33 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, back from his triumphant trip to Washington, DC., where he addressed the interns on Capitol Hill.

25:45 Drew Good times.

25:46 Adam The All American Rejects in studio tonight. Chris and Tyson are here. Nick and Mike are gonna come through here after the break at the 11 o'clock hour. How did the speaking go today, Drew?

25:58 Drew Good, it was really good. But it's weird getting up, doing radios with three, getting up at 10, running over to Capitol Hill, talking for an hour, and then running to the airport. So then feeling like I'm taking a plane to work.

26:10 Adam What did you tell them? What did you talk about?

26:12 Drew We talked about hooking up. All hook up things, surprise, surprise.

26:15 Adam Did they ask questions?

26:17 Drew They did a study on them, and lo and behold, found out they're all hooking up all the time. And surprise, surprise, using alcohol when they hook up.

26:24 Adam These are interns. Most of them are from different parts of the country, right? See, here's the whole thing. I've figured out, and this is why college is such a great place to get laid, what you want is people that are away from their home base, away from the doting parents. You want drifters. You want chicks who have been riding the rails, pretty much.

26:44 Drew Desperate women.

26:45 Adam A little sack with a stick with a kerchief and the hobo makeup on, feet sticking out of the shoes. No, what you want is, here's what I realized. I realized this when I was in Vegas last weekend. When women are near their home base, they're totally different than when you get them away from home base.

27:03 Drew Cut them loose.

27:04 Adam Yeah, when you cut them loose, they act differently. Now think about guys. Guys act the same way a block from their house as they do in their house as they do in Peoria as they do in Mongolia. You know what I mean? Guys are guys. Women will keep it kind of buttoned up at home and then if you send them out to Arizona State.

27:23 Drew They don't want their pain in the ass friends shunning them.

27:25 Adam Yeah, or who knows? I mean, there's reasons that make sense and some that are just deep, deep within the, I was gonna say brain, but we'll just say skull, because I'm not sure. Inside the skull of a woman, whatever it is, get them away from home base. That's the plan and that's all college is. I'd like to do a little study, Drew. I'm actually never gonna do it.

27:48 Drew But- People that live at home during college as opposed to people that go further away, the more-

27:52 Adam Further away.

27:54 Drew The more- What we call it? Wayward the Vagina?

27:56 Caller The Wayward Vagina.

28:01 Adam The wayward vagina is branded onto some leather with a rope around it.

28:09 Caller Yeah.

28:10 Adam I mean, you take a chick from Los Angeles and you send her to UCLA or you send her to Arizona State, I guarantee she's gonna ring up some numbers there. Well, some of it is actually, yeah, no curriculum in booze. Yeah, I guess that's actually gonna have an effect. See, Drew, see, that's why I need you.

28:29 Drew We discovered these things.

28:30 Adam That's why I need you. We need to factor this into the control group. I'm gonna be part of the control. I'm gonna be the control frat.

28:36 Caller Right.

28:37 Adam That's me. I'll be the frat in Arizona, trying to see if we'll have sex with me.

28:42 Caller Yeah.

28:42 Adam I'll be manning the glory hole.

28:45 Caller All right.

28:46 Adam Stephanie?

28:48 Yeah.

28:49 Adam You're 19?

28:50 Caller Yeah.

28:53 Adam You have a bestiality fetish?

28:55 Yeah.

28:56 Adam What does that mean for you?

29:00 I like to get on the internet and look at pictures of people having sex with animals.

29:05 The All American Rejects Which animals?

29:06 Adam Yeah. Yeah. It makes a difference.

29:08 It just really turns me on.

29:10 The All American Rejects Donkeys.

29:12 Adam What do you think would be the tallest order? I say alligator or ostrich.

29:17 Caller Giraffe. Rhino.

29:18 Caller Rhino would be tall.

29:20 Drew Hippopotamus. Hippo.

29:23 Adam Hippo's are vicious.

29:25 The All American Rejects I've seen it done.

29:27 Adam Wow. A hyena would be tough. Hey Stephanie.

29:35 Caller Corner it.

29:39 Adam What kind of animals? Don't say all animals here. Just tell me what the main animals you see.

29:44 Like dogs and horses.

29:46 Adam All right. Do you masturbate? It's old-fashioned. It's refreshing to hear that. You masturbate to it?

29:53 Yes.

29:54 Drew Do you have any intention or desire to do these things?

29:57 I don't know. It just really turns me on. I was just wondering if there's any way I could get rid of that fetish before I acted on it.

30:06 The All American Rejects What about those half men, half horses?

30:08 Adam Yes. Centaur. Centaur.

30:10 How about that? Are you into those?

30:13 What's that?

30:13 Adam Centaur.

30:15 Caller No.

30:16 Adam No?

30:16 Caller Not good enough for you.

30:17 Adam All right.

30:18 Drew Sorry, Jeff.

30:19 Adam How about the mythical unicorn or pegasus?

30:23 Caller No.

30:24 Adam Okay, because you could really do some damage. Yeah, you could do some damage with the business end of that unicorn.

30:28 What about fish?

30:30 Adam Yeah, I'm curious too.

30:32 The All American Rejects You ever see a man make it with a bottle nose?

30:34 Drew They're not fish, how dare you?

30:36 Adam No, they're smarter than a lot of our callers and they can hold their breath.

30:41 Drew Were you abused? No. Were you neglected? No. Now, a lot of bestiality, in my experience, comes from long periods of early severe neglect.

30:53 Adam Really?

30:53 Drew Yeah.

30:54 Adam Anything like that, Stephanie?

30:56 Caller No.

30:57 Drew You weren't sick for a long time when you were a kid? By neglect, I mean just nobody around when you needed them, not necessarily when they weren't accommodating when they were around, but they just weren't around a lot of the time.

31:08 Caller No, I'm really close with all my family, only my parents have been married for seven years.

31:11 Drew I didn't say that, Stephanie. I said when you were say under the age of two even.

31:15 Adam She's saying no.

31:16 Drew Well hang out, were your parents away a lot? Did they travel? No.

31:20 Adam No, they're very close. Dad would be in the barn collecting the eggs, she'd be milking the cows.

31:25 The All American Rejects I know this sounds weird, but do you have any pets?

31:28 Caller I have a cat.

31:30 The All American Rejects Look out, is it a boy or a girl?

31:32 Caller It's a female.

31:33 Drew I'm getting bogus now.

31:34 Adam I'm getting bogus too. I got bogus a long time ago. Stephanie, bogus. Yeah? Yeah. We don't buy it. Yeah. There's nothing going on with you. You're not into it. But it was a good try.

31:47 Drew You almost had us.

31:48 Adam Yeah, I had bogus.

31:50 Drew Yeah, whatever.

31:50 Adam What'd she say?

31:51 Drew That's that band thing again. It's Idaho, remember?

31:54 Adam Oh, did she say something?

31:55 Drew I don't know. She yelled something.

31:57 Adam No, I didn't hear it.

31:58 Caller Yeah, I got...

31:59 Adam Here's the whole thing in it.

32:01 Drew People have certain behavior patterns.

32:03 Adam 19 year old chicks aren't into BCL with nothing that leads it up. Yeah, deadbomber great, fantastic, God-fearing people.

32:09 Drew Forget it.

32:11 Adam I just like cruising the internet.

32:12 Drew And then when you started sort of cracking beyond that, it got less and less...

32:17 Caller Yeah, nothing there.

32:19 Adam Yeah, and by the way, stop me before I blow a raccoon is not really a question. Yeah. There you go, buddy.

32:28 The All American Rejects We had a friend that was in the garage. What was he?

32:33 Caller You know, you know, you know. Oh, what happened?

32:37 Adam Oh, yeah.

32:37 Caller Well, yeah.

32:39 The All American Rejects What did he do?

32:39 Drew He was dying over there.

32:40 The All American Rejects He had some gasoline or something.

32:42 Caller What happened?

32:43 Caller He huffed gas and he jacked off with his dog in the closet until he passed out. What?

32:48 Caller No? In the closet?

32:49 Caller That's the closest that we've been. He had this little closet in his garage. It's Oklahoma, man.

32:53 Adam Had a closet in his garage and he huffed gas and beat off with his dog.

32:57 Drew What was that?

32:58 Caller It was always just in the room. It really wasn't participatory.

33:00 Drew Right. That's what I was thinking.

33:01 The All American Rejects I thought there was some affection. I apologize. I thought it was peanut butter or something.

33:05 Adam Nice. Everyone gets freaked out, seriously freaked out when they hear about sex with animals. But to me, as an animal, that's your best day, right there. You really got to think about what your choices are as a dog, for instance. Sniffing explosives. You think that's a decent gig down at the airport? Sniffing out explosives.

33:26 Drew Ididorod.

33:27 Adam Ididorod, dragging some fat lesbian across the 700 acres of frozen tundra. You know what I mean? Or you're pounding the bejesus out of your owner. You know what I mean? I mean, here's the whole thing about a dog, too, having sex. And by the way, women get outraged by this. But here's the thing. You can't make the dog get a boner and screw the coked up chick.

33:51 Caller The dog does it.

33:52 Adam You know what I mean? The dog is doing it. It's hard to argue with that logic.

33:56 Caller You know what I mean?

33:57 Adam The dog is doing it to the chick.

33:59 Caller How do you turn on a dog, though?

34:00 The All American Rejects I mean, if you're female, you don't ask, you know?

34:05 Adam Oh, how do you do it? I think they have dog fluffers. I don't think the chick actually does that. I think they use that triumph, the insult dog, to actually use the hand to get the dog going.

34:20 Drew You gotta get those vomit drops with that one.

34:25 Adam Thank you. Is this Misery?

34:26 Drew That's what it says.

34:27 Adam Misery? You're 18?

34:29 The All American Rejects Yes, ma'am.

34:30 Adam What's up?

34:31 Drew You sound pleasant to me.

34:31 Adam Is that your name?

34:32 The All American Rejects Yes, it is.

34:33 Adam That's awesome.

34:35 The All American Rejects Yeah, my parents were kind of hippies.

34:37 Yeah.

34:38 Adam I look at that as an abuse, by the way.

34:39 Drew Wait a minute, wait a minute. Misery. They have to be gods. Are they? Yeah. Yeah. What is that?

34:46 The All American Rejects I don't really know. They just kind of like, we're trying to come up with a-

34:49 The All American Rejects Your parents listened to The Cure.

34:50 Caller Maybe they had to quit being hippies when they had you, so they named you Misery.

34:54 Adam Why did you never ask them about it?

34:58 The All American Rejects Not really. I think they just wanted to name me something unique.

35:02 Drew They're just, your name announces what it's like to have them as parents.

35:05 Adam Yeah.

35:06 The All American Rejects Yeah.

35:07 Yeah.

35:08 Adam By the way, if you want to name your kids something unique, how about unique? Let me just go ahead and call them unique.

35:13 Drew Oh, there you go.

35:14 Adam All right, go ahead, Misery.

35:15 I hate your parents, by the way.

35:17 The All American Rejects I love the All American Rejects. I think Nick is like one of the hottest guys ever.

35:23 The All American Rejects Nick, he'll be up next.

35:25 Adam Yeah, he is hot. He's got a hot name, Nick Wheeler. You know what I mean?

35:30 The All American Rejects I met you guys at Warped Tour in Marysville.

35:34 The All American Rejects Cool.

35:35 The All American Rejects Yeah, it was awesome.

35:37 The All American Rejects What's wrong with you?

35:39 Adam What is wrong with you?

35:40 The All American Rejects I have really large boobs.

35:44 Caller That's not a problem.

35:46 Adam What's your dimensions?

35:48 The All American Rejects 34 double D.

35:50 Adam Now that's good because you want that small front number followed by the letters.

35:55 The All American Rejects Five foot, 115 pounds.

35:58 Adam Petite with the double D's.

36:00 The All American Rejects Yes. I went to my doctor because my back was really hurting me. It turns out that I got scoliosis.

36:09 Drew Well, the scoliosis may not have anything to do with the boobs.

36:12 Adam Right. And everybody's, everyone's got some form of that.

36:15 Drew Right. As you're developing as a teenage female, scoliosis is very common. It's an S-shape alterations, usually in the sort of lateral. It's not the curvature of the neck and shoulders that you get from having a large breast.

36:28 Adam It goes the other way.

36:29 Drew It goes side to side.

36:30 Adam All right.

36:31 The All American Rejects All right. And I was thinking about getting a breast reduction, but I'm not really sure if I should or not because I'm like afraid of like the hazards and stuff and what may happen.

36:44 Adam And you have a boyfriend?

36:46 The All American Rejects No, not at the moment.

36:48 Adam Really? What a waste of boob. Breaks my heart to see this kind of boob. For me, it's like someone from Calcutta, just seeing food being thrown into a dumpster.

37:00 Drew I was imagining the Indian at the side of the road.

37:01 Adam A tear, a single tear. Going down on Jeremy's cheek as he stands by the side of the road.

37:08 The All American Rejects Well, I am in a band, so I have a lot of guys going for me, but I haven't really found the right one yet.

37:15 Adam Really? Are you a virgin?

37:16 The All American Rejects Yes.

37:18 Adam Wow.

37:18 Drew That's good.

37:19 Adam That's going to be some opening day for a guy when he gets hold of you.

37:25 Drew Give this some thought. It doesn't sound like it's going to have a significant effect on your back. Go ahead and get some physical therapy for the back for sure.

37:32 Caller Well, yes.

37:33 The All American Rejects I just had physical therapy because I was in a car accident, a really bad one, and I was in physical therapy for about two months.

37:40 Adam What happened? Boobs got caught up on the wheel and they just went into a ravine?

37:44 Caller Probably saved your life.

37:45 The All American Rejects They saved my life.

37:48 The All American Rejects A guy blew a stop sign and hit my jeep and my jeep flipped three and a half times.

37:52 Adam Three and a half times?

37:53 The All American Rejects Yeah.

37:53 Adam Why are people, I wouldn't let my kid drive a jeep. I know it's like the number one form of transportation for strippers and hot chicks. Is that jeep? Yeah.

38:03 The All American Rejects It's really safe. I hit my knee on the dashboard and that was it.

38:08 The All American Rejects Be honest, did you land face down?

38:11 The All American Rejects No, I didn't.

38:12 The All American Rejects You did?

38:12 Adam Well, I thought you said you were injured, though, in the crash.

38:15 The All American Rejects I messed up my knee and I tore my ACL.

38:18 Adam Wow. All right. So listen, misery.

38:21 The All American Rejects And she wanted to be a cheerleader.

38:23 Adam Don't get that surgery until you might want to wait till you have a kid because your breasts may grow again after that.

38:30 The All American Rejects True.

38:31 Adam All right. Well, you can consult the plastic surgeon if they have any in Sacramento.

38:37 Drew Is that what you want to do? Dr. Marcel's newer recommendations is wait till after pregnancy.

38:41 Adam I think I heard him say that last time.

38:43 Drew Because you get involuitional changes to after pregnancy where they shrink down. Oh, really?

38:47 Adam So you don't know what direction you're going.

38:48 Drew Sometimes you need to have a plastic, you know, enhancements afterwards. You should keep your boobs.

38:54 Adam Misery.

38:54 The All American Rejects You need to have some hold of them.

38:56 Adam What kind of music do you guys play?

38:59 The All American Rejects I'm basically in an 80s rock band because I'm really into like Guns N Roses and ACDC and everything.

39:06 Adam You wear those tight outfits?

39:08 The All American Rejects Yeah.

39:09 Adam Yeah. Well, that couldn't hurt. All right. How's it going?

39:13 The All American Rejects Pretty good. I'm trying to get a record deal right now.

39:16 Adam Right. Yeah, but who's in a band that's not trying to get a record deal who doesn't already have a record deal?

39:20 The All American Rejects We're really close actually.

39:22 Adam We are.

39:23 The All American Rejects We played a show with Kelphitch and Gage.

39:25 Adam Oh, well, if you've made it up to opening for Kelphitch and Gage, then I mean, I mean, they're the Led Zeppelin, a band you haven't heard of. You know what I mean? That's what Kelphitch and Gage would be. My, you've climbed the Rock and Roll Mountain when you're opening for Kelphitch and Gage.

39:43 The All American Rejects It's a Billy Idol song.

39:45 Adam Yeah. I know. Drew, you've been around the music scene. Maybe you can stop me if I'm wrong.

39:50 Drew Of course you're right. Yeah. It's the times.

39:53 Adam Yeah. We had them in here Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday actually this week and finally we decided to bring the All American Rejects.

40:00 Drew For Elton Gage?

40:01 Adam I don't even know what you meant. Let's take a break. Let's do that. Drew, let's take a whiz.

40:06 Drew Let's do.

40:06 Adam We got Paranoid went around men over 30. Yeah, that's summer. I want to talk to her.

40:11 Caller All right. All that. I'm over 30.

40:22 Adam Want to dress up your sex life? Visit durx.com. There's sex, and then there's Durx. Hey, everybody, it's the Love Line. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Yeah, it's our good friend, System Of A Down. I think they're coming in here soon enough. Now, I'll tell you, they rock harder than any Armenian band I've ever heard. You know what I mean? Or at least top 10 for me.

40:59 Drew Top 10 Armenian bands?

41:00 Adam Yeah, top 10.

41:02 Caller You know what? I'm going to go-

41:04 Drew I felt engaged.

41:04 Adam Killswitch Engage, I think, would round out the top five of our hottest rocking Armenian bands. It's like I say about Margaret Cho. I think one of the funniest, top five funniest Korean female lesbian comedians currently work in the LA area. I mean, that's my take. You know what I'm saying?

41:26 The All American Rejects Yeah. I'm saying it.

41:28 Adam I'm saying he you know, thing about Bob Saget is a couple of things about Bob Saget. One is Bob did those two sort of milk toast squeaky clean shows. He did Full House and then he did the video show. This this sort of homogenized Vinda Bona things. Oh, he's got more money in God. But the point is, is he had to sort of play Mr. Pops in the sweater vest and then Mr. Congenial Host. And whenever he's around him, now he compensates by using profanity.

42:04 Drew I find him the nicest guy you ever want to meet, though.

42:06 Adam No, no.

42:07 Drew Right?

42:07 Adam Untrue.

42:08 Drew Really?

42:08 Adam I called him.

42:10 Drew Oh, but you're out of the blue, though.

42:12 Adam No, but we were doing the Man Show and I had to ask him to do something for us or do a favor for us or something. So I called Comedy Central and somebody gave me his number. Like, I got to call Bob Saget. I asked him, and I called Bob Saget and I was like, Hey, Bob, the son of Corolla. I knew him a little bit. I was like, you know, we're doing something on the Man Show and we think you'd be right. How'd you get my number?

42:35 Drew Well, you freak out, too. You yell at my wife for giving a pan pan your phone number.

42:39 Adam Listen, Dilweed, you're you're equating me calling Bob Saget with your wife giving my cell phone number to a Korean knife salesman who I've never met before, who's trying to sell me a ginsu and a steak knife set, who's turned out to be the most annoying Asian on the planet.

43:02 Drew I'm just saying, you know, how dare you freak out when people call you out of the blue.

43:05 Adam I called Bob Saget and I was like, Bob, it's Adam. And he's like, how'd you get my number? And I was like, Bob, Comedy Central, the guys, they gave it to me because they were working on something with him. And I anyway, they didn't give me this number. Yeah, of course. They did not. I was like, well, we think I'm lying. Like, where do you think I got off the stall in the men's room at the airport?

43:31 Drew Did you say that?

43:32 Adam No, I just said, I said, I said, no, they gave me the number. And they wanted to ask you if you want to do something for them. He's like, who gave it? Where did you get this? How did you do it? And he was just a huge pain in the ass all the time. He couldn't get over the fact that I got his phone number from somebody we both worked with.

43:49 The All American Rejects Did it end with him just still asking you?

43:51 Adam It ended with him not doing whatever we wanted him to do on the man show and being a marginal pain in the ass.

43:57 Drew Well, that's all I remember. I think you may have got him on a bad day or something, because I've had multiple interactions that have been nothing.

44:02 Adam Multiple interactions. Those are sexual interactions. Those are different, Drew.

44:07 Drew Well, I'm just saying.

44:08 Adam You're just saying nothing. No, I'm sure he's a nice guy, but it is funny to hear the MFer word complying out of his mouth. That's all. Danny Tanner. Yeah, I know him as Danny Tanner.

44:20 Caller Summer?

44:22 Caller Adam.

44:23 Adam Corolla. See, it's catching on. It's quick. Go ahead, Summer. You're 17.

44:29 The All American Rejects Thank you so much for taking my call, Adam. I think you are so funny. And Drew, I read Cracked and I loved it.

44:36 Drew Thank you, Summer.

44:37 Adam Thank you.

44:38 The All American Rejects And The All American Rejects, I saw you guys on the Warped floor and your set was great.

44:43 Caller Thanks.

44:46 The All American Rejects My problem is that I kind of get paranoid around guys that are like over 30, and I think that they're going to touch me or hurt me. And it's pretty much most guys that I know or that I see or I'm around.

44:59 Drew What does that mean? Yeah, what does that mean? Pretty much most guys. You mean you're around mostly men over 30?

45:06 The All American Rejects Yeah, like I'll be in a social situation and want to talk to me. Like it'll even be like my parents' friends and they'll come over and you know, and I get really freaked out if they like touch me, just by like, you know, touch my shoulder or.

45:21 The All American Rejects You're that hot girl, aren't you?

45:24 The All American Rejects Why?

45:24 The All American Rejects You're like hot, right? Probably. It just sounds like like, I don't know, like hot girls probably talk about older men. You look you're young, but you look old, right? For your age or something.

45:37 The All American Rejects I'm all right.

45:38 Drew Are you just fed up with the guys coming on to you all the time?

45:41 The All American Rejects No, no, it's not. It's not like I'm fine with guys my own age.

45:47 Drew All right.

45:47 Adam But look, hold on a second. Are you in high school?

45:51 The All American Rejects Yeah.

45:52 Drew You're supposed to.

45:52 Adam First off, how much entertaining are your parents doing? There's a new older couple at the house every day when you come home?

46:00 The All American Rejects No, it's just.

46:02 Drew How about your teachers? How are you with your teachers at school?

46:07 The All American Rejects Well, sometimes like, you know, one of them wanted a guy, one wanted to give me a hug, and it really creeped me out. And I thought that, you know, he was.

46:14 Adam All right. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to label this a non-problem.

46:18 Drew I would agree.

46:18 Adam Unless you can tell us something we need to know that makes sense about, you know, being abused or molested or something like that.

46:25 Drew Touched or something when you were a kid.

46:27 The All American Rejects Well, I don't remember anybody touching me at all.

46:29 Adam All right. If you got nothing, then get over it.

46:31 Drew But not even get over it. This is fine. It's weird for older guys to be attracted to you. Maybe you are very-

46:37 The All American Rejects No, they're not attracted to me. I can follow you.

46:39 Drew No, but maybe you're-

46:40 Adam I'm an India.

46:41 Drew But maybe she's picking up on that. I think they are, and it's such a weird boundary issue for her. It's like she needs to stay away. She should stay away from guys like that.

46:48 Adam I don't know. Look, here's the thing. Sometimes you're paranoid about things or you have issues surrounding certain topics because for good reason, you're abused, whatever happened in the past. Then there are times, it's just your own personal issue. Get over it.

47:05 Drew Well, it's just like, I don't like something, tastes or smells or something like this. It's just a preference.

47:09 Adam Get over it then.

47:09 The All American Rejects You're fine.

47:10 Drew Or stay away from the guys.

47:11 Adam Either one. Don't call us anymore.

47:13 The All American Rejects You're going to be 30 soon.

47:14 Caller Yeah, so be used to it.

47:16 Adam That's right. They'll be 60 and you'll really be freaked out. Take a quick break. All American Rejects. I think Tyson and Chris are flipping out and Nick and Mike are heading in. And we'll take a quick break.

47:27 Caller Be right back after this. All right, guys. Here's the deal.

47:31 Looking to hook up? Call the Dateline. Sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

47:35 Caller Call the Dateline.

47:36 One call is all you need to make. Call the Dateline.

47:41 Caller Date.

47:43 Caller If you need help.

47:46 Call Loveline.

47:56 Adam Yeah, everybody, Loveline. That's what I'm talking about. Dr. Drew in studio tonight, and making a rare Loveline appearance. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Nick and Mike. Nick and Mike. In here tonight for The All American Rejects, replacing Chris and Tyson. Move Along, name of the CD. We'll hear something else. I think we'll hear the title track from Move Along in a couple of few. And I should say that the guys are going to be at the Troubadour tomorrow night, but that's all sold out. So no use going down there. But I'll tell you where you could go. You could go Saturday down to the Grove and go to the Apple Store and get yourself possibly like a free computer. And what else, Drew?

48:42 Drew An iPod.

48:43 Adam An iPod. They got an iPod. Yeah. And I don't know what I was saying. Drew, was I? I'm angry at my phone. Was I talking to you about it?

48:52 Drew No, I haven't heard this yet.

48:53 Adam Well, you know, my phone does that thing where they take the zero and they draw the slash through it.

48:58 Drew Oh, yes, yes. You've spoken about that many times.

49:00 Adam Yeah. And this computer used to do it, but now it does a zero with a dot in the middle of it. So it still kind of looks like an eight.

49:08 Drew Yep.

49:09 Adam This to me is the worst human engineering I've ever seen in my goddamn life. Drew, you have to look at these numbers. You have to look at the phone.

49:18 Drew You understand. You see, I've been reading since third grade. I've got a little more visual acuity. You started reading when you were 30.

49:26 Caller 31.

49:27 Adam 31.

49:29 Drew And so it doesn't, you know, it's like looking at Chinese letters and going, how can they tell the difference?

49:34 Caller Well, how can they?

49:37 Adam All right. No, listen. Now look at this. Look at this. I'm going to ask Drew. Now here's what they do. They take the zero. So when someone's phone number is like zero five, they don't make it just a zero.

49:50 Drew They make it the empty set sign.

49:52 Adam They put a slash through it. So you don't think it's a vowel. So you don't think it's that you don't make a vowel sound before you dial a nine. Like you would stare at it and go, well that, now that's a letter. I'm not going to dial that.

50:05 Caller You know what I'm saying?

50:07 Adam Okay. Now look, now look at that. Just look at it.

50:11 Drew Yeah.

50:11 Adam Yeah. How much does it look like the eight that's right next to it?

50:14 Drew Yes, you're right.

50:14 Adam Very much so like the eight.

50:16 Drew You're right.

50:16 Adam Much more like an eight than it does it.

50:18 Caller Who cares what it looks like? It looks like an eight.

50:21 Drew Much more like an eight than an O.

50:23 Caller Much more.

50:23 Drew Much more. Yes, sir.

50:25 Adam So it doesn't confuse you though. You wouldn't want to think it was an O. So you think it's another number.

50:30 Drew Yeah.

50:30 Adam Yeah. It's awesome. So you can mistyle your phone. Now look, I'm going to show Nick and Mike.

50:37 Drew Get prepared to be oppressed guys.

50:39 Adam But look, you tell me what a godawful design this is.

50:43 Now look at it.

50:44 Adam That's a zero.

50:46 With a slash in it.

50:46 Adam With the thing going through it.

50:47 Drew Look at the eight next to it.

50:49 Adam Look at the eight next to it. Is there much difference between those two?

50:53 Drew Same.

50:54 Oh, they're pretty similar.

50:55 Adam Yeah. Now what kind of super Novotard decides to put... All because it looks like a letter.

51:06 Caller But who... What?

51:09 Adam Do you know what I'm saying?

51:10 Drew Yes, I know what you're saying, sir.

51:12 Caller Now this is wonderful.

51:15 Drew You should visit these guys at the Apple Store and have a little discussion with the Apple people about why computer operators would do this.

51:22 Adam Yeah. Well, to piss me off, obviously.

51:24 Drew Sure, that's why they did it. Said, we're going to get to Corolla Guard. That's what we're going to do.

51:28 Adam I'll tell you what my... My next show is going to be called Payback. And I just go to places and I find the guy. And here's how I do it. I sell it as a fluff piece. I call the people from Verizon or Nextel or whatever, this piece of crap phone. And I'm like, hey, I'm in love with your product. We're doing a show. You mind if we come down there with the camera crew? And then once I enter the premises and get people, it's like, oh, you know, I'm a huge fan of the guy who works on the digital characters here. Is there, who's in charge? And then all of a sudden you just, just that's it. I throw a chair through the window. I go, I do the shoulder, the ninja shoulder. I throw him up against the wall. Is there a point of thing out? He explains he's a temp. Yeah, yeah. He's the guy who did that. It's not there. I throw, I put it, oh, I put like a bowie knife in his sternum. I got him and then I go to the next one. And then my next, you know, the next place I go, I go to the TiVo place, the TiVo place, because they used to have the power button of the TiVo on the top and the center. And they decided to move it down 28 spaces and four from the left. So you can't find it anymore. It used to be front and center. Now it's where all power buttons are. 28 from the top, four from the right. Sure, well your thumb will just naturally go down 28 keys and four from the right when you're looking for power. If you picked up a remote and you weren't at home, you would immediately go down 28 over four to the right. You certainly wouldn't go to the center of the top for the power.

52:54 Drew No, the big red button at the top.

52:55 Adam That would be insanity if you put it there. Oh, better yet, left it there. It used to be there in the old TiVo. I just want to go in and start to go in there like Loaded for Bear, just like with some crazed postal workers, disgruntled with his manager, just just bandolier belts of 50 caliber stuff and just just start to do that Rambo thing at the Sheriff's office.

53:17 Drew Postal.

53:17 Adam Postal.

53:18 Drew That's the name of the show. Adam goes postal.

53:20 Adam Yeah, and I just go from business to business to business, screaming at them about their horrible product and what they're doing to me.

53:28 Drew Postal, that's it. Yeah, that's your fourth show.

53:30 Adam All right, get that down, Drew.

53:31 That's our cartoons, our Loveline cartoons. Yeah, I hope you listen to that one. That was good. I could see that cartoon.

53:39 Adam Just firing into the... And I'm a main actor.

53:42 Drew Send it to him, Anderson. There you go.

53:45 Adam Do you know what I'm talking about, the TiVo?

53:46 Drew Yes. What? By the way, I have four different TiVo.

53:50 Adam Yeah, they're all different. I know. Michelle?

53:53 The All American Rejects Yeah.

53:54 Adam Do you guys have TiVo in Oklahoma?

53:56 I bought my dad one for Christmas. He still doesn't know how to use it.

53:59 Drew First TiVo in Oklahoma? First one.

54:01 The All American Rejects I'm from Arizona, not Oklahoma.

54:03 Adam Well, the band is from Oklahoma, Missy.

54:05 Duh.

54:06 Adam Duh. And as your dad hooked it up, though, that's the question.

54:10 I had to hook it up.

54:11 Adam You hooked it up. Yeah. That's what'll happen, because everyone who buys TiVo for somebody, it sits in the box for six years.

54:17 Drew Well, now they have it hooked in, I don't know, the TV and the TiVo together.

54:20 Adam Oh, okay.

54:21 Drew You just buy one box and I'll get it hooked.

54:22 Well, my dad's pissed because he can't use the VCR now.

54:27 Adam Oh, really?

54:27 Yeah. Yeah.

54:28 Drew TiVo took over.

54:29 Yeah.

54:29 Drew He did not have TiVo up yet. He'd have no problem.

54:32 Adam Michelle?

54:33 Yeah.

54:34 Adam You're 24?

54:35 Caller Yeah.

54:36 Caller Yeah.

54:37 Adam I'm this close.

54:38 Caller All right.

54:39 Adam Don't get me going. Next place.

54:41 Caller Hold on.

54:42 Adam Next place. The band will appreciate this. Next place. I go, Drew, you got to come on.

54:46 Drew CD. CD.

54:47 Adam No.

54:47 Drew The rapper.

54:48 Adam Next place is the place that makes my stereo receiver that goes, it's four grand worth of stereo. It goes minus on the volume.

54:56 Drew Minus 16.

54:57 Adam No. Minus 95. This guy is my witness. I'm not lying. I'm not lying. Here's how the volume works. It's a big knob and it's got a digital display. The very bottom, no sound, minus 95 dBs. Okay, minus 95 decibels. All the way up, the highest you can get it, zero. Okay, now. Well, it makes sense. It's minus 10 decibels. You're blowing out the subwoofer. Understand? Loud party music, minus 19 to minus 23. And just watching TV at night, you're in the minus 44 to minus 51 range. Totally intuitive.

55:35 Caller Minus?

55:36 Adam Minus.

55:37 They're trying to educate. Like, why would that's the real TV scale?

55:41 Drew Minus is positive and zero is irrelevant.

55:44 Adam Oh, really?

55:44 Drew Barely audible is zero.

55:46 Adam Barely audible. You're lucky. But do you understand what if zero meant you're going to blow up your speakers?

55:51 Drew Well, at least zero meant if it could mean something.

55:54 Yeah, but it doesn't mean anything.

55:55 Adam But you understand if you turn my stereo up to zero and then you hit CD, you will blow out the speakers.

56:02 Our sound guy's here. He can come in and explain this.

56:04 Adam Well, nobody can explain this.

56:05 Drew Seriously, can he explain it?

56:06 Adam No, he can't.

56:08 Drew If he's here, I want to hear about it. Can he explain it?

56:10 Adam And by the way...

56:10 Drew He's been wondering about this forever. No one can give it out. Here he comes.

56:12 Adam Is there such a thing as minus decibels? Do you know what I mean? Like in space, is that the only place there's actually minus decibels?

56:21 Drew It must be when time goes backwards.

56:23 Adam OK.

56:24 Drew In reverse time.

56:24 I have a recording program and yeah, the faders...

56:27 Drew Minus.

56:28 Yeah, they go to minus and then plus.

56:30 Adam But did they go to... OK, but they go to plus.

56:32 Yeah, there is a plus.

56:33 Drew Do you understand?

56:40 Adam I could only listen to minus.

56:44 Caller Do you know? Do you think? I don't.

56:46 Adam But here's what ends up happening is you put a DVD in and you're punching things around and you're trying to get the things set up. Minus 19. Does that mean anything?

56:56 Caller There is Shaba.

56:57 Adam Shaba, come in here. Talk into that mic. And by the way, if you buy $100 stereo, you get one to 10. You spend $4,000, you get minus 95 to zero. What is that?

57:11 Hey Shaba, show everybody who's listening your beard.

57:13 Adam Speak into the mic.

57:14 What exactly is the question?

57:18 Adam What is minus dBs?

57:22 You know, honestly, it's, I don't know why they put the minus behind it.

57:27 Adam I have a stereo that goes from minus 95 decibels up to zero, but not past zero. Never in the plus. And it can't be programmed. That's the way it is. There's no changing it.

57:41 You know, honestly...

57:42 Adam All right. Get out.

57:43 Caller One zero, one eight goes up.

57:45 Oh, you disappointed me. You try.

57:48 Adam Nobody has, is there such a thing?

57:49 The same with the video meters that we use here. And if you go over zero, you're like...

57:52 Drew Well, you're an engineer, can't you?

57:54 Caller Yeah, our CD player's doing this as well.

57:55 Drew Hey, you're engineers. Can you explain it to us?

57:58 Adam No. What is your CD player?

57:59 Caller Nobody can.

58:00 Over zero, then it starts to store.

58:02 Drew All right.

58:03 Caller That is, that's one thing I noticed on my recording program. So I go over zero, everything starts clipping.

58:07 Drew Interesting.

58:08 Caller All right.

58:08 Drew Now, I also want to get the guys to...

58:09 Adam Let me just ask this, though. What would be the disaster in making it one to ten? I mean, what could possibly go wrong if you knew that eight was really loud and zero wasn't that loud?

58:24 Drew Zero to a hundred, Anderson. Zero to a hundred.

58:26 Adam What's wrong with even just being on the positive side of the decibel level?

58:31 Drew I mean, you're staying in a base ten. Yes.

58:36 Adam Because let me tell you what happens.

58:38 Drew Zero to minus 95. It's like...

58:40 Adam When you're looking at my stereo and it says zero, it says minus 37. That doesn't register as anything.

58:48 You know who can explain this is Drew because he's a doctor and it's the same kind of thing as like the way that people that are really into the profession, they make it all confusing for just them.

58:56 Caller Yeah.

58:57 Caller The board is set up like this. Right now, we're on zero.

59:00 Caller So everything is level.

59:01 Adam Perfect.

59:02 Caller You're at minus 20 though.

59:04 Drew There's two other guys I want to get. I want to get the guys that put the ridiculous shrink wrap on the CDs. You have to chew it off with your teeth.

59:10 Adam That's true.

59:10 Caller And then the sticker on the side.

59:13 Drew Those people need to be killed. And then the people that have decided that the hard plastic cover for everything is the way to go. So you can slice your hands off.

59:23 Adam That's what it is. You buy a stapler and you have to get a buck knife out and start sawing through it or a peddling torch. You got to get a cutting rig on that thing and start cutting it. Has the answer to my question?

59:37 Drew Prepare to be disappointed.

59:38 Adam No. He's 39, which means usually it's like, Oh, Greg from Arizona has the answer. Oh, he's 11. Be prepared for the cow ghost moo. But perhaps Greg has an answer. Greg, what do you have? Now, do you know what I'm talking about?

59:56 Caller Yeah. You got a high-end amplifier. And basically it's not a volume control, it's an attenuation control. And zero dB means that's a full amplification possibility of that amplifier. And the negative numbers are actually the amount of attenuation. It limits that amount of... Right.

1:00:14 Adam But you understand, you understand that zero means you're not only going to do damage to your ears, but to the equipment. That if you dare turn my stereo on when it said zero, you would blow out the amp, the speakers, the subwoofer, and the neighbors would call the cops.

1:00:31 Drew In a way Anderson is right.

1:00:32 Caller Because zero is... there's no limiting any of the amplification. It's a zero attenuation of the amplification. Right.

1:00:40 Drew But why is it the high end ones don't do the translation for you from attenuation to volume?

1:00:46 Adam If you're spending that much money...

1:00:47 Caller Yeah, they figure if you've got the money to pay for them, then you understand the audio.

1:00:52 Adam You understand what minus 43 means. And why does it say dBs by the way?

1:00:57 Caller Because it's actually decibel attenuations.

1:01:00 Adam But how do you have minus sound?

1:01:02 Drew It's attenuation.

1:01:03 Caller No, it's not negative sound. It's how much you're attenuating the signal.

1:01:09 Drew It's like what you're letting through.

1:01:10 Caller You're limiting the signal.

1:01:12 Adam I know. But here's the thing. A skill saw is like 110 dBs and a jet plane is like 140 dBs. So when you see minus 43 dBs, obviously it's confusing to anyone, especially the lay person.

1:01:29 Drew And the high end one, wouldn't you want the translation there to just volume?

1:01:33 Adam I want to go down to Sunfire. It's a place called Sunfire. Just give a flying knee to the groin of the a-hole that made that thing.

1:01:40 Drew Postal.

1:01:41 Caller When you have the high end equipment, you want to confuse all of your friends that don't have the equipment.

1:01:45 Adam Let me tell you what happens is you're punching around buttons. You got the CD in, you're like yelling to the old ladies, you see a picture? Is there a picture? I can't see. Is there a picture? I don't hear anything. And you're punching things. And meanwhile, you're just turning the volume knob up because you're minus 10 now. And you're like, Drew, and then you hit a button, boom. Everything explodes. All right, Greg.

1:02:05 Drew Thank you, Greg.

1:02:06 Adam Yes. Zero. The highest my stereo goes to, zero.

1:02:09 Drew Zero attenuation.

1:02:10 Adam As attenuation.

1:02:11 Drew That's zero volume.

1:02:12 Adam And okay, here's the thing. Here's all I'm asking. Here's what I'm saying. Attenuation.

1:02:16 Caller What's the word mean?

1:02:18 Adam What does attenuation mean?

1:02:20 Caller Here's the thing, too.

1:02:21 Drew You can spend four grand. How far you should know.

1:02:23 Adam Yeah. You're not wearing a lamp.

1:02:25 Drew We'll hire a guy to tell you.

1:02:26 Adam Yeah. And by the way, people that have four grand to spend on a stereo aren't stereo experts. They're experts at making money.

1:02:34 Drew Yes. And they want things easy and they want to understand without thinking about it.

1:02:38 Adam Oh, you know how I got rich? My knowledge of stereo equipment. I took that right to the bank and cashed out like a check. Sure. You know, steroids like I do, that's what pays the bills. My knowledge of stereo. You know, God, I want to kill everybody.

1:02:53 Drew Well, all right. I'll get the shrink wrap, guys. You get the stereo. All right.

1:02:56 Adam And here's all I ask. Here's all my, here's all I want. Look, I said to my stereo guy, can you reprogram it? Flip a switch and let's just go from zero to 99, go on the plus side. No, no, be no doing that. Impossible. Can't do that.

1:03:11 Caller That's not attenuation.

1:03:13 Adam Yeah, cannot attenuate. Yeah, you wouldn't want volume to be associated with the stereo volume knob.

1:03:17 Drew No, cannot have.

1:03:18 Caller Yeah. Awesome.

1:03:19 Adam Genius. Michelle?

1:03:21 Caller Yeah. She's still there.

1:03:23 Adam Michelle, go look up Sunfire. Go look, Sunfire. I'm telling you, we see the stereo.

1:03:29 Drew All right, Michelle, what's going on?

1:03:31 The All American Rejects Okay, I have been with my boyfriend for about a year and a half now.

1:03:36 Drew She's 24. Yeah.

1:03:38 The All American Rejects And I've never had anal sex before, and I've always been sort of curious about it, but I've never.

1:03:43 Adam Okay, what's that have to do with the volume?

1:03:47 The All American Rejects I'm like, I'm telling you, whenever he tries, the volume goes up really high. We've gone to a couple of sex shops, and we've talked to a couple of people, and they said, oh, we'll use toys, and you'll get bigger, and then it'll be easier. And then they gave us this crane that sort of numbs the anus.

1:04:08 Drew Nice.

1:04:09 The All American Rejects And that didn't work. The toys are okay, as long as I keep them small, you know.

1:04:14 Drew Michelle, Michelle, what is it you're expecting? That someday it's not going to hurt, or you won't feel anything below your waist?

1:04:20 Adam Well, the guy behind the counter when he was demonstrating.

1:04:23 Drew Or you'll achieve some magical, you'll enter Alice's Wonderland, if you can actually figure this out. Your body is not receiving this. This is bad. It hurts you. You're tearing things. You're going to end up with a rectal prolapse.

1:04:39 The All American Rejects What? You're saying there's no way.

1:04:41 Drew I'm not saying there's no way, but I'm saying if you're asking for trouble. Why?

1:04:45 Caller Asking.

1:04:46 Drew Because I...

1:04:48 The All American Rejects There are women out there that can have anal sex. There are men out there that can have anal sex.

1:04:53 Drew Yes, there are.

1:04:53 Caller And I don't understand why it's just me.

1:04:55 Adam Yeah, they're called gays.

1:04:57 Drew There are people that can ride a unicycle. Yeah. I mean, there are people who do all kinds of things that maybe you can't do. It's just the way it is.

1:05:02 Caller If you have to buy numbing cream for it, I wouldn't recommend it.

1:05:05 Drew Yeah, your body has pain, your experience has pain as a way of diverting you from engaging in those behaviors.

1:05:11 Adam Yeah, it's like why you can't hold your hand over a flame.

1:05:14 Drew Right.

1:05:15 Adam Right.

1:05:16 Drew Michelle, you should listen.

1:05:17 Adam Michelle, you get an A for effort in the ass department, but it ain't your thing. And by the way, you've done, you've fulfilled your anal duty. That's going to be the next All American Rejects.

1:05:32 Drew Fulfill your anal duty.

1:05:35 Adam Anal duty. The thing is, is the wayward vagina has heated the call of his anal duty.

1:05:44 Caller We're going to have a sentence by the end of the show.

1:05:47 Adam The thing is, is you went to the store, you tried the creams, you tried the graduated loose site butt plugs, you've done it all. It's not your bag. You've tried it. You know what I mean?

1:05:57 Drew And again, do you see any other body part? You know what I mean? Just imagine you were trying to insert something into your ear or something and it hurt, it's excruciating, and you tried all these different ways of possibly doing it, it wouldn't work.

1:06:10 Adam Right.

1:06:11 Drew Listen, and people don't realize, as you age, that area starts to have trouble anyway, particularly the ladies, and you can cause fissures and hemorrhoids.

1:06:17 Adam Particularly the ladies.

1:06:19 Drew With the prolapses and things like that.

1:06:21 Adam That's more of a one-off thing. Yeah.

1:06:22 Drew And the rectum will fall out of your anus, and that is a lovely thing. A wonderful thing that most people can look forward to trouble in that part of their body under normal circumstances. You start mucking.

1:06:34 Adam I say?

1:06:35 Drew I say?

1:06:36 Caller I got feelings for you. Can I prolapse your anus?

1:06:40 Adam It's David Alan Greer. He didn't know the mics were hot. I think during the break, we were talking about anal prolapse, and he jumped on Drew.

1:06:47 Drew He just asked me if he could.

1:06:48 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

1:06:50 Caller All right. I say? I say?

1:06:52 Caller I got feelings for you. Can I prolapse your anus?

1:06:59 Adam I missed that. All right. So anyway, look, you tried. You know what it's like? It's like, it's like your, your, your husband's saying, I love Thai food. That's in, you're like, I don't think I care for Thai. Well, just honey, just go to the restaurant. And you go there and you eat it and you vomit. And then a week later, he's like, we're going back to the Thai place. You're like, well, sweetie, I already did go. You go one more time, one more time. And you go there, eat it, and you vomit again, or you have the runs. But like, look, you've been there two or three times. No more Thai food.

1:07:25 Drew But at least recurrent vomiting is not going to leave any long-term impact.

1:07:29 Adam Point is, is you've done as a, you've done your duty. You've done good duty as a girlfriend. You've done solid, you've done a solid duty. Done a beautiful solid duty for your boyfriend. You really have. You've fulfilled every, every dream of duty and duty in a man, the duty of a man, a solid round duty. Okay? He said duty. Okay.

1:07:58 Drew Let's stay on the theme if you want to take one more quick call here.

1:08:01 Adam All American Rejects here tonight. Well, we got to hear something. We don't have to, but we would like to hear something from the CD. Ryan? Ryan?

1:08:14 Drew There he is.

1:08:14 Adam Yes. What's your question, Ryan?

1:08:16 Yes.

1:08:18 Caller One night. You can hear me real good?

1:08:20 Adam Yes.

1:08:22 Caller One night me and my girlfriend was just messing around. And one thing led to another.

1:08:28 Caller And she ended up having an anal on me.

1:08:32 Caller And for some reason, it kind of felt weird, but kind of in a good way.

1:08:38 Caller But what?

1:08:39 Adam Now, hold on.

1:08:39 Caller It's kind of weird, but in a good way.

1:08:41 Adam This is so bogus.

1:08:43 Caller Dude, his voice is bogus.

1:08:44 Adam So bogus it can't be bogus.

1:08:46 Caller He went from like an Hispanic accent to a Hick accent. He started.

1:08:49 Adam He did. He started. Yeah, he started like he was day laborer. And now he's like Gus from the filling station. Yeah. He's the guy who gives you directions halfway into the horror movie.

1:09:03 Drew Yeah.

1:09:03 Caller You know what I mean?

1:09:04 Adam It's like you just keep going down the old bog and drive. And then you see him getting his pick up truck and start going after the kids.

1:09:11 Drew You know, here's what we need to know. What's the question?

1:09:13 Caller Yeah.

1:09:13 Adam Ryan, you have no question because it's bogus.

1:09:16 Drew Do you have a question?

1:09:17 Caller No.

1:09:17 Caller Yeah.

1:09:18 Caller I was wondering, is it like abnormal or anything?

1:09:24 Adam No. Listen, it's a bogus question.

1:09:31 Caller It's a little bit feminine.

1:09:32 Caller Oh, there we go.

1:09:33 Adam Yeah, you see, it's bogus. Like whenever whenever someone does that thing, we're like, my girlfriend put a strap on on me and he asked and it felt good. Is that normal?

1:09:42 Drew Yeah. Is that normal?

1:09:43 Adam That's not a question. When you ask, is that normal? You have no question.

1:09:47 Drew Right.

1:09:47 Adam Right.

1:09:48 Drew Yeah, absolutely.

1:09:48 Adam All right. Listen, it's our it's our duty to take a break right now. I made a pledge to take a duty during the break. A duty. I took a dutiful pledge that I would adhere to the dutiful codes of this wonderful radio station. I'm going to do that during the break. All American Rejects in studio tonight. And we'll be right back after this.

1:10:12 Caller What I say, what I say, what I say, I got feelings for you.

1:10:39 Adam Can I put a curse on her career?

1:10:40 Drew Of course. Can't you tell?

1:10:44 Adam I put a curse on No Doubt like nine years ago.

1:10:46 Caller What happened?

1:10:48 Drew Well, it's the typical result of a Corolla curse.

1:10:51 Caller Yeah.

1:10:52 Adam You guys should pray I put a curse on you guys. You guys just ride that.

1:10:57 Drew You have to feel it though. You have to really be angry with it.

1:10:59 Adam Yeah, I'm gonna really be angry with you, and I'll give you the Corolla curse. And once I give you the hex, the stink eye, you'll ride that wave all the way to the bank for a long time. Oh, yeah. Wentz Defiance probably made $70 billion since the curse started. She ought to come to me for renewal. Reup that curse. It's about time. Yeah. Put a curse on her and sting.

1:11:27 Caller All right.

1:11:29 Adam What's going on? All American Rejects in studio tonight. The band is going to be down at the Grove at 7 o'clock this Saturday. Move along. Name of the CD. Also the name of the song we're going to hear in just a few. Who have a question for the band? This is going to go nowhere fast.

1:11:49 Drew Let's do it.

1:11:49 Adam Let's try it anyway. Brittany.

1:11:52 Caller Yeah.

1:11:53 Adam You're 16.

1:11:54 Drew Yep.

1:11:55 Adam You got a question for the band?

1:11:57 Caller Yeah, I do. Oh, it's kind of lame because they kept making me change it.

1:12:02 Adam Who kept making you change it?

1:12:04 Caller The lady on the phone.

1:12:06 Adam What was your-

1:12:06 Caller What did you really want to ask?

1:12:07 Adam You know what? God, I hate Brittany. I hate her. I know I hate her as much as I hate stereo guys, but I hate snotty, angry teenagers and that's Brittany. I don't like- Once in a while, they'll go like, yeah, I'm calling. Well, you want my original question or you want the one the guy told me not to say on the air, but then I'm going to- It's like, oh, F you.

1:12:31 Caller You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

1:12:34 Adam Is that angry at the world? Is it just me, Drew?

1:12:36 Drew Yeah, it's an entitlement.

1:12:37 Caller Yeah.

1:12:37 Adam Yeah. Hey, Brittany.

1:12:40 Caller Yeah.

1:12:40 Adam I'm not going to let you ask your question because you're making me mad.

1:12:44 Caller I was just asking. I'm sorry.

1:12:46 Adam Well, didn't the- All right. What do you mean just asking?

1:12:49 Caller I was just asking like, you know, like- Because you said like the question was going to go an hour fast and I was like, well, that's not-

1:12:54 Adam All right.

1:12:55 Drew It's your fault, Adam. See?

1:12:57 Adam All right. You know what? I'm sorry, man. I was angry at my stereo guy that lashed out at you.

1:13:03 Drew All right. What's the question?

1:13:05 Caller Okay. Well, I wanted to know like, you guys have a lot of female fans and well, what's like the weirdest like fan experience? Like what's the craziest thing ever that's ever happened?

1:13:14 Adam Well, was that the question you were going to ask?

1:13:16 Caller No. My original question was something else.

1:13:18 Drew What was it?

1:13:19 Adam Let's ask that one.

1:13:20 Caller Well, I saw you guys at Warped Tour and when you came to San Francisco and basically I think Mike, yeah Mike and Tyson both jumped into the crowd and I was there when I saw that and it was kind of creepy because like I know Mike, Mike you're on right now, right?

1:13:34 Caller Yes.

1:13:34 Caller Yeah. They wouldn't let you come back out and I think you were trying but they kept pulling you back and I just want to know like you guys ever get freaked out when you do that or think you're never going to come back up or what?

1:13:45 Caller No, they were being nice. I was just hanging out because my guitar broke so I had to wait for it to be fixed so I just jumped in the crowd in the middle of the song. But no, they were very kind. Though they did steal my wireless pack and my laminate which was pretty crazy. Oh really? Yeah, it was pretty crazy.

1:14:03 Caller Someone got a backstage pass then.

1:14:06 Caller Yes, but thankfully the Draw Kate Murphy guys found my wireless pack which is the expensive, nice thing.

1:14:12 Caller How'd they find that?

1:14:14 Caller Our tech gave them a heads up and they saw a girl holding it and he was like, you know you need to give that back and she's like, oh, I just found it.

1:14:21 Caller I didn't.

1:14:23 Adam Hey, Brittany, are you good looking?

1:14:26 Caller Am I good looking?

1:14:28 Caller Yeah.

1:14:29 Caller I don't know.

1:14:31 Adam Yes? You have a lot of guys interested in you?

1:14:36 Caller Well, I don't know.

1:14:38 Adam Do you have guys interested in you or not?

1:14:40 Caller Yeah, I guess so.

1:14:42 Adam Do you or don't you?

1:14:43 Caller Yeah, I do.

1:14:44 Adam You do. You got a lot of guys interested in you.

1:14:46 Caller I don't know what the law is.

1:14:47 Adam Do you have a boyfriend?

1:14:49 Caller No.

1:14:49 Adam Why not?

1:14:51 Caller I don't know. I just don't have interest in anybody right now. Well, I do, but obviously he's taken or you know.

1:14:58 Adam He's in a band. His name is Mike.

1:15:03 Caller Actually.

1:15:03 Adam He's missing his wireless unit.

1:15:06 Caller It's like, hey Mike, not really.

1:15:08 Adam All right, baby. All right. Your parents together? You love your dad?

1:15:12 Caller I love my parents. Yes, they are together.

1:15:13 Drew All right, good time.

1:15:14 Adam All right, baby doll. You don't think she's hot, Drew? No. Why not?

1:15:18 The All American Rejects You just don't get it?

1:15:21 Drew It wasn't the kind of matter of factness. There's no confidence. That was truly like, huh?

1:15:28 Caller Me?

1:15:29 Drew As opposed to, we don't need to worry about that.

1:15:32 Adam Uh-huh.

1:15:32 Drew You know what I mean?

1:15:33 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Like the guys who are really rich and somebody's like, oh, let me help out with that check and they're like, no, no, don't worry. Yeah. They're real. They're quiet about it. Right. It's scary confidence.

1:15:42 Caller By the way, I saw the back of your stereo on the screen over here. Yeah. I wouldn't even know where to start with that. It's ridiculous.

1:15:49 Caller There's 80 holes.

1:15:50 Caller I know.

1:15:52 Adam I know.

1:15:52 Caller There's like three fuses. What do you mean three fuses?

1:15:54 Adam I know. I'll just be slowly driven insane by my ultra expensive stereo. All right. Let's hear a little song from the All American Rejects, shall we?

1:16:03 Drew Great idea.

1:16:04 Caller Let's do it.

1:16:05 Adam This one is called Move Along.

1:16:13 Caller Hold on.

1:16:16 Drew Yeah, it's good.

1:16:17 Caller There it is.

1:16:20 Drew There we go.

1:20:10 Adam Yeah! All American Rejects, everyone. This is a good band. Thank you. No Flash in the Pan here, which is the name of a band, actually.

1:20:21 Drew Remember them? No.

1:20:24 Caller Hey St. Peter.

1:20:25 Drew I don't remember them.

1:20:27 Adam Yeah. I think they may have been Flash and the...

1:20:30 Caller No Flash in the Pan.

1:20:32 Adam Yeah. You don't remember Hey St. Peter? I don't know.

1:20:35 Drew When was that?

1:20:37 Adam 1980?

1:20:38 Drew 1978?

1:20:39 Adam No. No. Could have been like... Look it up.

1:20:42 Drew Web. Yeah.

1:20:42 Caller Yeah.

1:20:43 Drew Look it up.

1:20:43 Adam I'm going to go 80.

1:20:44 Caller All right.

1:20:46 Caller 19 minus zero.

1:20:47 Adam Good song though. Yeah?

1:20:49 Drew Flash in the Pan.

1:20:50 Adam Sure, Drew. You were probably working at K-Rock in 1980.

1:20:55 Drew No. Couple years to go.

1:20:56 Adam Really? What year did you get to K-Rock?

1:20:58 Drew 83.

1:20:59 Adam 83. All right. Should we take a little break?

1:21:03 Drew Sure.

1:21:03 Adam Let's do that. Flash in the Pan here tonight. No. All American Rejects. Take a quick break. 79 or 80. Yeah. Take a quick break. Be right back with that important trivia question. What is it? What is it? Do you know, Michelle? All right. After this.

1:21:22 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:21:24 Adam Loveline.

1:21:25 Caller Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:21:28 Caller We'll be right back.

1:21:43 Adam Hey, yo, Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, All American Rejects in studio tonight. Nick and Mike here, Tyson and Chris have been rotated out, and we are going to talk to James. James?

1:22:05 Caller Hello? Yes, hi. I have a heroin addiction. I've been through 18 months of drug and alcohol counseling. I just recently started using again.

1:22:20 You're a heroin addict?

1:22:21 Caller Yes.

1:22:21 Drew What do you mean you were 18 months of counseling? You were sober for 18 months or you were trying to get sober for 18 months?

1:22:26 Caller Well, we went through ups and downs. I had my flip-ups throughout the whole 18 months.

1:22:31 Drew Well, for heroin addiction, you just spend six months in a structured environment. So how long did you stay in a sober living or residential program?

1:22:42 Caller I first did it for six and a half months. They let me out. I got out and I immediately went back to it. It's been a long problem.

1:22:50 Drew You need to go back. You need to go back.

1:22:52 Adam All right.

1:22:52 Drew It's very simple.

1:22:54 Caller Honestly, I really don't feel like that is helping me. I just keep going back to my same problems again.

1:23:00 Adam Well, you're 22, James. I mean, most guys who get into heroin slip up a few times before the recovery takes.

1:23:08 Drew Right. It's a chronic condition. You basically have two options, really. One is to go back in and spend more time. And you were so... Another bogus call?

1:23:19 Caller I'm still here.

1:23:20 Adam No, there's another bogus call.

1:23:21 Caller Really? No, not a bogus call. Sorry.

1:23:26 Drew What was that?

1:23:27 Caller Hello, yeah. Can you hear me? All right.

1:23:28 Drew Well, let me just finish up.

1:23:29 Adam I don't know what that was. Well, wait a minute.

1:23:30 Caller Hold on.

1:23:32 Adam When he first started... The beginning of the call, he sounded... We talked to junkies all night.

1:23:39 Caller Yeah.

1:23:39 Adam He sounded like a guy who was trying to sound like a junkie. Because they don't sound that...

1:23:45 Caller I'm strong out on heroin.

1:23:46 Caller Right.

1:23:48 Adam They actually...

1:23:48 Drew Sound normal.

1:23:49 Adam Drug addicts are actually pretty decent at sounding normal. That's why they can get away with it. Right. So it sounded weird at the beginning, but then he got into it and it sounded fine. Eighteen months, in and out, whatever some details.

1:24:00 Drew Anyway, here's the deal. Before I bring it on.

1:24:02 Adam Yeah, who cares?

1:24:03 Drew You can go back in, spend more time. You were sober the time you were in a structure environment. You need to put more time together. That's a very simple equation.

1:24:10 Adam If you are not laughing in the background, no change really. It's, it's.

1:24:16 Caller Yeah, I'm a habitual marijuana smoker. I'm giving you guys. Bye bye.

1:24:22 Caller Should have checked between his toes.

1:24:24 Caller Wow.

1:24:25 Adam Yeah. He, he sounded, he sounded too affected at the, at the beginning of the call.

1:24:32 Drew Well, anyways, the other option is to go on some sort of replacement.

1:24:34 Adam Not a real call, you understand?

1:24:35 Drew Go on. There are people out there with this problem.

1:24:37 Adam Who does heroin anymore?

1:24:40 Drew Nobody. Nobody. You can get on replacement therapies like methadone or buprenax.

1:24:44 Adam Well, by the way, that's why, here's the thing about this show, everybody. I'll explain why. Although I enjoy bogus calls, it's all fine with me. My, my feeling is, is there's no real bogus calls because we're never talking to the person who called us. Anyway, yes, because people, people say to us all the time, do you really think you're helping? By the way, I hate those A-holes. Do you really think you're helping the person you're talking to? I mean, half the time doesn't even seem like they're listening. And it's like, no, I don't expect to help the person I'm talking to.

1:25:19 Drew Two minutes on the radio.

1:25:20 Adam By the way, between my, you know, my tales of woe about my $4,000 stereo and complaining about the LAPD and the Burbank PD and all this, we only talked about five people a night. Anyway, I ain't talking to that one person because if I talk to that one person, then maybe you help five people a night. But there are hundreds of thousands of people that are listening who may share the same problem or at least source, at least have components of the same problem or at least learn something. So if we get a bogus call that says I'm a junkie, whether the person laughs and yells bop-a-boo and hangs up in the middle of it is of no real consequence to us because there are other people that are strung out, there are other people that are having issues with addiction and the same advice goes to them.

1:26:02 Drew That's right.

1:26:03 Caller Okay.

1:26:04 Adam Pretty eloquent, Andrew.

1:26:06 Drew Yeah, we don't want to get, we want to always be able to, we sort of have a personal need to be able to identify the bogus.

1:26:13 Adam Yes, it's a personal calling. It's a personal crusade for us but in terms of our answer, we'll keep going with the answer and that was an addiction question. Cody?

1:26:24 Caller Yeah.

1:26:25 Adam 27?

1:26:26 Caller Yeah, that's correct. I've got a ringworm on the inside of my elbow and I was wondering if fingernail polish would kill it. I had a wrestler friend tell me that would work and I've had this for probably crowd in three, maybe four months.

1:26:44 Drew It's been a long time. Well, I've never heard of that. I don't know that that's the case. I think you may be sort of confusing Plantress Wart with Ringworm. Plantress Wart, I have heard of that doing that. But listen, A, you don't know it's a ringworm.

1:26:57 Adam You don't?

1:26:57 Drew No way. You need to have somebody look at that.

1:26:59 Caller I actually went to the Student Health Center.

1:27:02 Drew All right. All right. And they believed it was. All right. Didn't they give you some Lamacil or something?

1:27:07 Caller They gave me a substance that is, I'm gonna totally butcher it, but it's like nice Dyson.

1:27:15 Drew Yeah, nice Dyson.

1:27:17 Adam He painted his nails with it.

1:27:18 Drew And why didn't you just use that? Why didn't you just use it?

1:27:20 Caller I did. I used the whole tube and it did not kill it off.

1:27:23 Drew All right.

1:27:23 Caller Then you just go back to them.

1:27:25 Caller And they gave me a drug called Fluor, Fluor, F-Flucanazole.

1:27:30 Adam Yeah. What is, what is Ringworm, Drew? Is it a worm?

1:27:33 Drew It's a fungus. No, it's just.

1:27:34 Adam It's not a worm.

1:27:34 Drew No.

1:27:35 Adam All right.

1:27:35 Drew Flucanazole, the pill.

1:27:36 Adam Feel free to take the word worm out of it, so people don't have to be freaked out.

1:27:40 Drew So you took Flucanazole?

1:27:41 Caller Yes, I did. I took the dose they suggested, and I still have not killed it.

1:27:46 Drew All right, then you need to see a dermatologist, because the diagnosis is wrong. Oh, really? Yeah. That would have killed it. That would have killed it. You need to see a dermatologist.

1:27:58 Caller Can I say hi to a few dear friends?

1:28:02 Adam Yeah, but not on the air. No. We'll hang up, and you can keep talking in the front.

1:28:08 Caller I liked the surprise in his voice when you told him it wasn't that after two medications didn't work. Really? It could be something else.

1:28:15 Adam But drink that nail polish anyway, just to be safe.

1:28:18 Drew People are too funny.

1:28:19 Adam By the way, can they make a nail polish that does not rank out in the entire house? Uh-oh, I think I figured out why women are stupid. They sit there and they inhale that. No, not the lesbians, Michelle. You guys, God forbid, they put some nail polish on. My wife, I come walking in a house, I get lightheaded. Like, oh my God, what's going on here? And then I come into the den and I start tearing, and I'm getting lightheaded. I have to sit down, and my wife's just sitting there watching TV with the dog, just painting the nails away. And it's like, oh my God, he got to open a window in here. I can't breathe. And they're like, huh? Nothing, you know, and I realize they've just, I think nail polish has destroyed all the brain cells, Drew.

1:28:58 Drew Could be.

1:28:58 Adam Would you put that together? Look, would you, would you? Would you make this association? The women who spend more time on their nails are certainly dumber than the ones that don't.

1:29:06 Drew Certainly seems that way.

1:29:07 Adam Think about, think about, think about time spent on nails versus time studying.

1:29:13 Drew Oh yeah.

1:29:13 Adam You know what I mean?

1:29:14 Drew Good point.

1:29:15 Adam There's a correlation there.

1:29:17 Drew Powerful, powerful stuff. We now correlate with brain volume.

1:29:19 Adam That's right. That's right. Lily?

1:29:22 The All American Rejects Yeah.

1:29:23 Adam You're 18?

1:29:24 The All American Rejects Yes, I am. Adam.

1:29:26 Adam Corolla. Corolla. Yeah, no, Lily, you gotta do it sing-songy. You can't just go, Adam. You have to go, Adam.

1:29:34 Caller Corolla.

1:29:35 The All American Rejects Adam.

1:29:36 Adam Corolla.

1:29:37 Caller Corolla. Shut up.

1:29:41 Adam Then you gotta yell fish out of water every once in a while.

1:29:44 Caller I want to ride the pony, daddy.

1:29:46 Caller Yeah.

1:29:48 Caller Was that her?

1:29:49 Adam That's what it sounds like her.

1:29:51 Caller No, that wasn't me.

1:29:52 Drew All right. What's up?

1:29:54 The All American Rejects I've been with my boyfriend for about two months. We were at a party about a week ago. I kept kind of drunk and he was watching me make out with a chick. He was like, hey, that kind of turned me on. We should have a threesome with your friend.

1:30:19 Drew I don't know if it casually drops that. Hey, how about that? Hey, that kind of surprise, surprise.

1:30:26 Adam Yeah.

1:30:27 The All American Rejects Let's see if we can be into that. I almost forgot. Nick, you're the sexiest man alive.

1:30:32 Caller Yeah, guilty.

1:30:36 Adam Yeah. All right. So you want to have a threesome?

1:30:40 The All American Rejects I'm kind of interested. It kind of turns me on, but I'm kind of freaked out a little bit about it.

1:30:48 Drew Do you care about your boyfriend? Do you want to sustain this relationship?

1:30:52 The All American Rejects He's kind of, I'm kind of losing.

1:30:56 Drew All right. Well, if you want a threesome, this will be a way to put a nail in that coffin. Right. You'll get to have your threesome and end the relationship all in one swoop.

1:31:04 Adam You want to be with the chick, right?

1:31:06 The All American Rejects Kind of. I mean, it's like I haven't had very many good relationships. I don't know. I just haven't really been intimate. Like I've been kind of scared to be intimate, you know?

1:31:22 Caller Why?

1:31:23 Caller Because I was raped at a really young age. How old?

1:31:26 The All American Rejects Sixteen.

1:31:28 Drew Sixteen. Most 16-year-old rape victims-

1:31:30 Adam That's an old name.

1:31:31 Drew Yeah. Most 16-year-old rape victims were sexually abused prior to that. So what happened before?

1:31:37 The All American Rejects Well, my mom tried to murder me when I was little.

1:31:40 Drew Okay.

1:31:41 Adam It's going to have to be more substantial than that.

1:31:46 Drew What else happened?

1:31:48 Adam What do you mean, tried to murder you?

1:31:51 The All American Rejects When I was a baby, she shoved me in a trash can.

1:31:55 Adam Oh, really?

1:31:56 The All American Rejects Yeah. She left me in a hospital, not in a hospital, but a hotel room. My brothers and sisters for three weeks with only butterdies.

1:32:06 Adam Only peanut butter to eat.

1:32:07 Drew Oh, my God. So who knows what else you put up with?

1:32:09 Adam Was she trying?

1:32:10 Drew Well, now imagine the guys that that mom kept around through abuses.

1:32:14 Adam I'm never wrong about this. I'm never wrong. I never wronged her. I got a feeling.

1:32:17 Drew It's gotta be Jew.

1:32:18 Adam Asian or Jew? It's gotta be Jewish. You had Jewish family, right, Lily?

1:32:22 The All American Rejects No, I was Hawaiian.

1:32:24 Adam What? Not Jewish? Wow. Drew, I've been wrong every single time.

1:32:28 Drew How could that be?

1:32:29 Adam Amazing. Amazing.

1:32:30 Drew Wow. It's a weird coincidence.

1:32:32 Adam I think you know something about the Jewish faith and I just can't believe it. I just can't believe it.

1:32:36 Drew No, I'm sorry.

1:32:36 The All American Rejects I'm not Jewish.

1:32:38 Adam Okay. Yeah. I hope everyone knows I'm kidding because there's no Jew in the world that would throw their kid in a trash can. They do it emotionally later on in life.

1:32:46 Drew Only if they don't live up to the standards they anticipated.

1:32:49 Adam They don't physically do it to their kids.

1:32:50 Drew Only if they don't live up to what they're asked to.

1:32:52 Adam Only if they don't live up to what the dead grandparents would have wanted for them. So Lily, you're a mess, baby.

1:32:58 The All American Rejects Yeah, I'm still a virgin too.

1:33:00 Adam Good.

1:33:01 Drew Outstanding except for the rape, but anyway, it's good.

1:33:04 Adam Do not, rape doesn't count. You, here's what you need to do. Not get pregnant.

1:33:09 The All American Rejects Oh, no, I don't plan on it.

1:33:11 Adam Don't, don't.

1:33:12 Drew Get some therapy.

1:33:12 Adam Get some therapy. Get a job, fight to keep it. Find a guy.

1:33:20 The All American Rejects I work for a production company for local bands.

1:33:23 Adam Okay, find a guy who treats you right. Do not let anyone take advantage of you.

1:33:28 Drew Yeah, you're going to be attracted to people that are abusive.

1:33:31 Adam Right.

1:33:31 Drew Watch out for that.

1:33:32 Adam All right, we'll take a break. We'll be right back. All right, well, that's the show, everyone. And the week, I want to thank the All American Rejects for coming in here. Move along.

1:34:13 Caller Thank you, Gavin.

1:34:15 Adam No, I meant move along.

1:34:16 Drew You guys gotta come.

1:34:18 Adam Name of the CD. What's going on? Push a button.

1:34:21 Drew Andrew, Michelle. All right, I want to thank...

1:34:25 Adam I'm going to take my headphones off, our cans, we call them this. Thank you, Anderson, Michelle, Ann.

1:34:30 Caller Thank you, Anderson. Who else? Did he do it?

1:34:32 Drew Yeah, it's fixed.

1:34:33 Adam All right, who am I missing?

1:34:35 Drew Anderson, Ann, Lauren.

1:34:36 Adam Lauren, phone screener, Tina.

1:34:39 Drew Patricia and Tina.

1:34:39 Adam Tricia. Tricia. Engineer, Nick, Vicker.

1:34:45 Drew Chris.

1:34:46 Adam Yeah. Patricia, Chris, Kevin Weatherly, all the people that made this show so special tonight. And of course, Dr. Drew. So until next time, it's Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew, saying mahalo. We had a closet in this garage. Yeah. Any huff gas and beat off of the car.

1:35:05 Caller This has been Loveline.

1:35:09 The All American Rejects The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station.

1:35:17 Adam The producer for Loveline is Aningold.

1:35:19 Caller Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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