Episode 1000711785888

0:57 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Listener discretion is advised. This is Loveline. With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20 Drew Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. This is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight from American Idol, Constantine is with us. Constantine.

1:35 Constantine Maroulis What's happening?

1:36 What's happening?

1:37 Drew One of my favorites. I watched, I did watch almost every episode of Season 4. Really? Yes, I was all over it.

1:45 Constantine Maroulis I'm glad to hear that.

1:46 Drew And Constantine was one of the odds on favorites early on and stayed that way throughout. I think one of the biggest surprises of the of the tournament, as it were, was you getting voted off with. Was there then there was four after you?

2:04 Constantine Maroulis Then there were five, actually. You were number six. Number six, man.

2:09 Drew Yeah.

2:09 Constantine Maroulis Lucky number six.

2:10 Drew Now, what do you what do you think? What do you have a theory about that?

2:14 Adam Song selection?

2:15 Constantine Maroulis I think ultimately that probably led to my demise. I thought I was doing pretty well for a while there. And we had a great time on the show. Honestly, just the greatest thing that's ever happened to me, frankly. I was just psyched to have gotten that far and to for them to put me on like that.

2:31 Adam And now you go out on tour with everybody.

2:32 Constantine Maroulis We're going to tour this summer. The top ten of us. I thought it was a great year, too. So we're really excited about the tour. We got some great stuff planned for the show. Everyone's going to be there. I have a theory.

2:46 Drew I have a theory.

2:47 Constantine Maroulis All right.

2:47 Drew Forget about the story.

2:48 Constantine Maroulis Lay it on me.

2:48 Drew Lay it on me. I was telling Drew this. Constantine was one of the top two or three, I think.

2:57 Adam For sure.

2:57 Drew And then they went and talked to everyone's family. And everyone else's family came across as very sympathetic. Like these guys, like they're Russian. They moved here.

3:07 Adam Oh, right. Not sympathetic, but a story.

3:09 Drew You know, it's the story that I just mean, like you were like, I know where you're going. Oh, my God. They came here. Well, your parents, your family seem like they have money. They seem educated. It's like Constantine's when you saw Constantine's family, you went, oh, they're fine.

3:23 Adam They'll be all right.

3:24 Drew These other ones, it's like I can't remember the guy with the bucket head. But his parents, his parents are sitting there.

3:30 Adam They're from Yugoslavia.

3:31 Drew No, no, the bucket head one, they're in like trailers and they're like, you know, this is just basically this is this ticket out of the ghetto.

3:39 Constantine Maroulis I think you're referring to Scott. Scott from Cleveland.

3:42 Drew I like Scott.

3:43 Constantine Maroulis But it's a big spaghetti pot.

3:45 Drew Yeah. His parents were like, this is all they have. And then Anthony was the kid from Ukraine, Ukraine. And his parents were like, this is all we have. And then Constantine's parents were like, yeah, he'll be a dentist if he doesn't do this.

4:03 Constantine Maroulis That's totally untrue.

4:04 Drew The point is, is you saw it and you went, this kid's fine. I mean, his parents are fine. They'll land on their feet.

4:12 Constantine Maroulis That was that night. I went home.

4:14 Drew Right.

4:14 Constantine Maroulis They showed it that night.

4:15 Adam Adam's got pretty good instincts.

4:17 Constantine Maroulis There's so many theories circulating. I thought I was doing really well. That is a good one.

4:23 Drew It is because when you saw Anthony's parents and Anthony was the weak link, he picked horrible songs. I'm surprised.

4:32 Constantine Maroulis He appeals to a very specific sort of...

4:35 Drew Yeah, people like horrible music. I'm surprised he didn't do Man Eater, by the way. It's the only bad song he didn't do.

4:42 Constantine Maroulis Oh, man. His mom goes, I am happy, mom. Honestly, Anthony is my boy. He's like my little brother. He's overcome so much. The kid, he's had like...

4:56 Drew Oh, the fake accents his parents were using.

4:58 Adam He had what?

4:59 Constantine Maroulis He had tracheotomy when he was, you know, a newborn or something crazy like that. He was never supposed to speak. And, you know, he's got actually a really great instrument.

5:08 Drew It's funny, Drew was never supposed to speak either, but that's just because he was boring.

5:13 Adam Yeah, I still live up to that. But I don't see my wife and daughter just love the show. And they come home, they'll be like, Oh, you've got to see this guy's parents.

5:20 Constantine Maroulis The Yugoslavians.

5:21 Drew I am telling you that after like this is all things sort of being equal.

5:26 Constantine Maroulis So I went from like one, two or three to just freefalled off the show because my mom looked normal, normal.

5:33 Drew No, because you you didn't your family did not come across as needing you to win this. They had lives of their own. And you didn't don't come across that way either. You're you're a little bit older, a little bit more seasoned.

5:46 Constantine Maroulis Sure.

5:46 Drew And you have the I will I will get laid. I will make money. Whereas Scott does not seem like he's going to do either one of those. Oh, that's all I'm saying. So when you saw the parents, you went like, I was going to vote for this guy. But I would break these guys' hearts from the Ukraine. I'm going to vote for that.

6:04 Constantine Maroulis And Constantine's all right. He's fine. He's fine.

6:06 Drew He's a good looking kid. He'll land on his feet. And that's what it is.

6:11 Constantine Maroulis I wanted to win. I'll tell you, I went out there every week. I tried to challenge myself, the audience, take risks, you know, have some fun. And hey, you know, I came up a little short, but I think it was a great year overall for all of us.

6:25 Drew I think the highlight was you did the Queen song, right?

6:28 Constantine Maroulis You dug that.

6:29 Drew Bohemian Rhapsody.

6:30 Constantine Maroulis Thank you.

6:30 Drew Oh, Tall Order.

6:32 Adam I mean, he's going to do that on their album, I guess.

6:33 Drew I am.

6:34 Constantine Maroulis I'm doing the new Queen record. It's going to be hot. We were doing Bohemian Rhapsody on there. Oliver Lieber is producing and we're really excited about it. So it's the 30th anniversary of Bohemian Rhapsody.

6:49 Drew It is.

6:49 Constantine Maroulis Hey, man, I just I went out there. I tried to just put them out there and I said it's either going to go over big or it's going to go over bad.

6:56 Drew It went over well. And, you know, at a certain point, I believe once you get into the top six, seven, maybe even eight, it just becomes a coin toss. I mean, that's right. Everybody's so talented with the exception of that Anthony and his horrible song selection. That kid just picked, I would start yelling at the TV set. But I will say this, I don't know if you want to talk about vindication, Bo Bice brought back Vehicle, which has long been my karaoke song. Oh, that's right.

7:26 Constantine Maroulis That's a great song. And it was a great song for Bo. I think he turned that out, man. He turned it out.

7:31 Drew Yeah. Well, you haven't seen the Ace man pump one of those out with a couple of Heineken in him in his underpants over at Kimmel's house. But it is not to be missed. And then I break right into Hell Is For Children by Pat Benatar. And there's not a dry eye or seat in the house.

7:46 Adam Yeah, because it's like you're showing the contrast with any of the series.

7:49 Drew No, it's in the house. Yeah, that's how it works. All right. So so here's the thing. Now, who's on the tour? I know you mentioned some of the people on the tour.

7:56 Constantine Maroulis Top ten.

7:56 Drew How does the tour work? Is it it's it's it's top ten and there's nobody from season three or any other co-mingling of the season?

8:03 Constantine Maroulis No, last year, apparently, I don't know. I know all I know is that this year is going to be hot. You know, this was a great year for the show. You got me out there with Nadia and Bo and Carey and Anthony and Scott. And who the heck else is going to be with us? Everybody, man. Anwar, of course, it's going to be hot. And we're going to feature songs, sure, some from the show. But we got a bunch of surprises in store, too.

8:28 Drew What about Vansel?

8:29 Constantine Maroulis Vansel, of course, is going to be there. I mentioned her. She's she's my girl.

8:32 Drew Vansel coming on strong and looking hot, too. She is the sassy Nubian princess.

8:38 Adam Oh, yeah.

8:39 Constantine Maroulis Oh, my God.

8:40 Drew And pipes.

8:41 Adam Yeah.

8:41 Drew Pipes and legs and lips. And I can really see her going hard.

8:46 Constantine Maroulis She's got a lot of heart.

8:47 Drew Yeah, she could crank it out.

8:48 Constantine Maroulis She definitely can. And she did. She came on very strong.

8:52 Adam How long were they going to be for a song? Did you like the night before you pick it and have to work?

8:56 Constantine Maroulis No, it's actually a long process. As you can imagine, you know, there's music publishing issues that you have to deal with, too. So it actually your week sort of starts. Let's say the theme is sort of announced, you know, Sunday night or something. And you go ahead and try and compile a list of songs. And you want to do. Yeah, you know, they kind of give you like a master list of, hey, listen, if we're going to do when it's real specific, like Lieber and Stoller, you know, you're kind of limited with what you're going to do. But if it's the 60s, right. And they give you like two, three hundred songs that are popular songs from that era.

9:34 Drew And they've got already cleared up, that's cleared.

9:36 Constantine Maroulis Yeah. And then you can go out and do your own research.

9:38 Drew That's what me and like guys like me and Bo, we would always find our own songs and how you know, the tough part, too, is, you know, you hear them on the radio and they're three minutes and 28 seconds long. And you guys have a minute and 40 seconds to do it. So obviously you're less. You have to make cuts. Once you've heard it in your head a thousand times at three and a half minutes, getting it down to a minute and a half, it's got to be tough to do that editing.

10:03 Constantine Maroulis Absolutely. And that that plays a big part in the song selection, too, because some songs you're like, Oh, I'm definitely want to do like, there was a point I want to do Rock Sam by The Police. I thought it was hot. But when you try to cut it up, all it was just the same chorus repeating, repeating. It didn't didn't work in that sort of a minute and a half. So you need a song that's going to tell a good story. It's going to have like a bridge and a great chorus. And it seems like a complete piece in a minute and a half.

10:31 Drew And if they do it right, it seems like the song could have went that way instead of the sort of jump cut. I guess it's like any edit, you know, cleanly done.

10:39 Constantine Maroulis What do you think of the Bohemian Rhapsody edit? I mean, we cut about five minutes out of the song.

10:45 Drew I thought it worked. I mean, obviously, I thought it was one of the showstoppers that night. And of all the nights, just because of the difficulty factor.

10:54 Constantine Maroulis Well, they thought I was crazy when I wanted to sing that song.

10:56 Drew Well, that's the whole thing, too, is it's like you're like an Olympic diver. You could just do a cannonball, but you and you could score 10. But it wasn't difficult. They want to see you do it. That was a double twist, half gainer, camel, cow.

11:10 Constantine Maroulis Yeah, everyone was like, oh, you can't see, you can't do all this. So I was like, all right, let me go out there and show the pipes a little bit and do a great song. And of course, that's, you know, a great song from the year I was born. So it was either that or Lady by Styx. So I'm glad I went with that. I'm glad I went with Human Rhapsody.

11:29 That's a horrible song.

11:30 Adam The other guy goes, Lady.

11:32 Constantine Maroulis No, Beau went with, what did he go with?

11:35 Drew What did Beau go with?

11:36 Constantine Maroulis Not Sweet Home Alabama, maybe?

11:37 Drew Maybe.

11:38 Constantine Maroulis No, Free Bird. He did Free Bird.

11:40 Drew He did Free Bird, Vehicle and Sweet Home Alabama 128 times, so those are the three. You know, I was just thinking.

11:45 Constantine Maroulis He's good at those.

11:46 Drew I was thinking when Constantine was doing the voice that we always do with the dumb naysayer guy where he goes, you can't do that. We should always make that guy stupid. We should make him sound smart because that's an educated guy telling you, you can't.

11:59 Adam It makes you sound even better.

12:00 Drew Yeah, it makes you sound even better.

12:02 Adam Right.

12:03 Drew Like.

12:03 Constantine Maroulis How would we do that?

12:04 Drew That'd be a, so you'd go like, when I decided to do Bohemian Rhapsody, everyone said, oh, you can't do that. And I did it anyway. See, now it's like a smart, college-educated guy from England who would do it.

12:17 Constantine Maroulis And of course, they are all English, you know, the producers of the show.

12:21 Adam Master Constantine, you shouldn't.

12:23 Drew Yeah, that's right.

12:23 Adam You shouldn't place your efforts in that direction at all.

12:26 Drew Yeah, let me say.

12:27 Constantine Maroulis And of course, Bruce Gowers, excuse me, who directs the show. He does, you know, all the camera work, everything. He directed the original Bohemian Rhapsody video.

12:36 Drew Oh, he did?

12:36 Constantine Maroulis The one with the faces.

12:37 Drew Is this the real life?

12:39 Constantine Maroulis All the whole thing.

12:40 Drew He was high as a kite on Peyote. The time has no recollection of it. They showed it to him.

12:46 Adam They showed it to him.

12:47 Drew And he said, this is Ace. And then someone said, you did it. And he went, brilliant.

12:51 Constantine Maroulis Exactly.

12:52 Drew All right. So when does the tour kick off?

12:54 Constantine Maroulis We kick off July 12th in Miami or that area at least. So we're really psyched. We're going to be at the Staple Center August 17th.

13:04 Drew And are you looking forward to being with everyone out of and not in a competitive environment?

13:10 Constantine Maroulis Honestly, we really grew into, I know it sounds cheesy, but like a family. And we were there for each other, supporting each other and rooting each other on.

13:18 Adam It's a team. It's called a team.

13:19 Constantine Maroulis Definitely a team.

13:20 Drew And now that the sort of pressure of the competition is gone, they can just rock. It was like at the end of Rocky III, where the Italian stallion and Apollo Creed got back in the ring, but just for sparring, if just for themselves. You know what I'm saying? That's it.

13:38 Constantine Maroulis Just for the fans.

13:39 Drew The glove hit and it exploded or something.

13:42 Constantine Maroulis A great flick.

13:42 Drew You ready to go? Yeah. Maybe it was Rocky IV. I can't remember when him and Apollo got back into the ring. Three. Maggie?

13:50 Constantine Maroulis This thing.

13:52 Drew Maggie?

13:53 Adam Yes.

13:54 Drew You're 26?

13:56 Caller I can hardly hear you.

13:57 Drew All right.

13:58 Adam That's that.

13:59 Let's talk to Maggie.

14:03 Real quick.

14:04 Drew All right.

14:04 Adam Monique?

14:05 Drew Monique?

14:05 Hi guys. How are you doing tonight?

14:07 Drew What's up?

14:08 Caller I was wondering about H. Pyloria.

14:12 Adam It's Helicobacter pyloria.

14:14 What about it?

14:16 Caller I was just, I just found out that I had it and I was just worried. Like they didn't tell me anything about it.

14:20 Adam Okay. It's a bacteria that grows in your stomach. It's very, very common. It's associated with recurrent gastritis and maybe ulcers and esophagitis. It's a very complex issue whether it actually even means anything. When it really overgrows, it can cause a growth around the stomach. So it's something that generally a doctor will try to eliminate, but about eight times out of ten, we never do get rid of it.

14:42 Drew Oh, really?

14:43 Adam Yeah. So you may just kind of, it's very common. It's not a big deal.

14:45 Drew Well, what do you get? You get diarrhea and stuff?

14:47 Adam No, you get heartburn and gastritis, that kind of thing.

14:50 Constantine Maroulis I think I have that.

14:51 Drew You do?

14:52 Caller I don't know.

14:52 Constantine Maroulis I have acid reflux.

14:54 Caller Yeah.

14:54 Adam It could be part of GERD. But did they explain anything to you?

14:58 Caller No.

14:59 Caller They didn't even test it for it.

15:02 Adam Yeah. Well, they'll probably want to do an endoscopy on you.

15:06 Caller Not a big deal.

15:08 Adam They may have you taking a bunch of antibiotics for about six or eight weeks, though, to try to get rid of it. But most people never complete the antibiotics. What's your other question?

15:16 Caller I'm sorry. I thought about it while I was on hold. And if you don't have time, that's okay.

15:20 Adam Real quick. We're losing time.

15:21 Drew Go ahead. It took too... The setup took too long. We didn't get to the punch line. She had to do the whole roll-in about thinking of it when she was on hold. By the way, it's not Johnny Cash getting ready to sing a song, where he's just strumming, going, you know, this song, my grandfather, he had a tobacco farm in Mississippi, and he used to tell me, just get to the goddamn song, right? Oh, man. All right, now I feel bad.

15:45 Adam No, no, it's all right.

15:46 Drew Monique?

15:47 Sorry about that, guys.

15:49 Caller All right, I have a niece whose parents just got a divorce. They're my stepsister and her husband. And she calls me every couple days, and I don't know, it's kind of this thing that she has where she looks up to me.

16:03 Adam How old is she?

16:04 Caller I can make everything better.

16:06 Adam How old is she?

16:07 Caller She's 13, I think.

16:10 Adam All right, all you can do, you can't change anything, you can't make anything better, you can just be an available, supportive, listening, active listener. Well, I don't mean you can't change this, you can't relieve her of her pain, but you can be useful and helpful to her by just being an active listener. Just listen, don't try to solve her problems. Just be available to her.

16:28 Drew Explain to her that it's her fault that her parents are getting divorced. Now that helps because it empowers the child. They think they can do something now. Otherwise, they feel out of control when you say, it's not your fault, there's nothing you can do about it, it has nothing to do with you. Drew, then what does the child do? Child feels out of control. But if you say, this is your fault, you should have done things differently and there's still time to change, well then the child is empowered.

16:54 Adam There's Drew. Adam.

16:55 Drew Corolla. Hey, let me just tell you something, Constantine. Yes, sir. Summer's, summer's heating up.

17:00 Constantine Maroulis Yeah.

17:01 Drew I like to say. And I'm trying to get that pool game, Marco Polo.

17:05 Constantine Maroulis Sure.

17:06 Drew Change to Adam Corolla.

17:08 Adam Adam Corolla.

17:10 Constantine Maroulis I'm feeling that.

17:12 Drew Could you do you have a pool back home?

17:14 Constantine Maroulis No, no pools.

17:15 Adam Yeah.

17:17 Drew But you have like public pools.

17:18 Constantine Maroulis Absolutely. They're really clean and I love to swim in them.

17:22 Adam The fountains. You do a fountain.

17:24 Constantine Maroulis We can do the fountains.

17:24 Drew No, I was going to say go down.

17:25 Adam Go down to Philadelphia. Wait, okay.

17:27 Drew Go down to public schools and public pool and teach the young urban kids how to play Adam Corolla.

17:34 Constantine Maroulis I'm down for it. I think I'm going to bring that back east.

17:37 Drew Stop doing all that wild.

17:38 Adam Speaking of summer heat, my television show is going to premiere on Wednesday. I need our Loveline listeners' help on this one. Yeah.

17:44 Drew When's your show on, Drew?

17:45 Adam Discovery Health Channel, Wednesday at 10. So please just leave your TV on. Listen to Loveline.

17:49 Drew Wednesday at 10.

17:51 Constantine Maroulis Perfect.

17:51 Drew Matt?

17:52 Yeah?

17:53 Drew You're 19?

17:54 Caller Yeah.

17:55 Drew Your girlfriend knows you're by?

17:57 Caller Uh, yeah. And... Well, first, may I just say that ever since you guys have gone out there in Chicago, my life has just been that much crappier.

18:07 Adam Matt, back on the air tomorrow on a new station.

18:10 Caller Yes.

18:12 Adam Yes. Tomorrow night.

18:13 Caller What station?

18:14 Adam Let me find out.

18:15 Drew Drew will find out.

18:16 Adam OK.

18:17 Drew All right. Go ahead, man.

18:18 Adam Howard Stern Station.

18:20 Drew The Howard Stern Station.

18:21 Adam OK.

18:22 Constantine Maroulis The Howard Stern Station.

18:24 Drew Huh? Yeah. Whatever. We'll find that out. We'll give a shout out to them. We will. Actually, let me tell you something. Something that's funny about this show. Most other shows do that thing where they like welcome. We'll welcome WPZY and Talladega. We do just the opposite, which is we abuse. We do. Somebody calls from from Tampa and we say, what are you doing out? You get our show out in Tampa and they go, yeah, it's been here for years. And we're like, whoa, what what station is it on? Which is horrible for the station that's out there in Tampa.

18:56 Adam And now it makes us cool.

18:58 Drew It does make us cool. But then me mentioning it makes us uncool.

19:02 Adam Not only that, but when we get dropped, you say good riddance and good.

19:06 Drew And we get dropped.

19:07 Adam No, he doesn't have to do that.

19:08 Drew I do.

19:09 Adam That one time, yeah. Well, not with Q101. We missed that station.

19:13 Constantine Maroulis No, yeah, a lot.

19:14 Drew What? Hold on a second.

19:16 Adam The Vancouver station.

19:18 Drew Well, whatever. I've done it once. We've been dropped by 150 stations since I've been here. And I don't even know when we're dropped off a station. Anderson.

19:28 Constantine Maroulis Do you get picked right up by someone else in there?

19:30 Adam Don't respond to Anderson. You pick the fifth.

19:32 Drew Well, Drew, honestly, how many times do I even mention it or no?

19:36 Adam I don't recall it.

19:37 Drew Do you answer me honestly?

19:40 Caller I was just taking it to the next level for you, Corolla.

19:41 Drew Thank you. Do I know what stations we're on?

19:44 Adam No.

19:44 Drew Do I know when we get dropped?

19:45 Adam No.

19:46 Drew Do I ever say anything?

19:47 Adam No, Your Honor.

19:47 Drew Do I say anything when we get at a station?

19:49 Adam Not to my best, to my recollection, Your Honor.

19:50 Drew Thank you.

19:51 Adam All right.

19:52 Drew You're dismissed.

19:52 Adam Yes, sir, Ms. Corolla.

19:54 Drew Thank you. I'm sorry. Constantine had a question or something. Yes.

19:58 Constantine Maroulis I did.

19:58 Drew Yes. Oh, we get dropped. We'll get picked up usually by somebody else like what's going to happen in Chicago. Matt.

20:05 Caller Yeah.

20:06 Drew All right. So we'll be on start tomorrow.

20:08 Caller Okay. Cool.

20:09 Drew What's up?

20:09 Adam It's a talk station.

20:12 Caller Yeah.

20:12 Adam But I mean, it's not a rock. It's FM talk station.

20:14 Drew Yes. Whatever Howard Stern's on. That's what we're on.

20:16 Caller Okay. So yeah, this call was completely bogus. I'm six. I just really wanted to hear your voice.

20:24 Adam Well, great. Well, now you can hear us every night.

20:26 Caller Okay.

20:26 Adam Love you guys.

20:27 Constantine Maroulis Hey, this is being honest.

20:28 Drew Hey, Matt.

20:29 Adam Yeah, we don't mind that.

20:30 Caller Yeah.

20:30 Drew What is the Howard Stern station in Chicago? We'll write it down.

20:36 Caller You know, I have no idea. I have to ask my brother.

20:38 Adam If I just look online, maybe look, maybe Chris could do that for us.

20:41 Drew I guess we could do that too. Yeah. I have some sort of local Chicago.

20:45 Constantine Maroulis Can you look online and then email us back?

20:48 Adam Just Howard Stern and affiliates.

20:49 Caller I live in Mancos, so I don't know.

20:52 Drew Oh, okay. All right. Well, we'll try to. Yeah, but here's what I don't understand about people. Like I might listen to Howard Stern or I might listen to Kevin and Bean or I might listen to Rick Dees or whoever, but I could tell you what station the other guy was on.

21:09 Adam Yeah.

21:09 Drew Like I go, well, I listen to Kevin and Bean. They're on K-Rock. Stern, he's on KLSX.

21:14 Adam Yeah.

21:14 Drew What is it with the people like, no, I just listen to this one. I can't tell you what's on the other. WCKG FM.

21:22 Adam Chicago.

21:23 Drew Chicago. All right. And we're not sure what the.

21:26 Caller 105.9.

21:28 Drew 105.9.

21:29 I know that it's right here in front of me.

21:31 Drew Wow.

21:31 Caller I found it.

21:32 Drew Chris, that's the fastest you've done anything, including Blink. 105.9. Yes.

21:40 Caller Yeah.

21:40 Drew All right. A little FM talk for you. We have a question for Constantine, I think. Diana, bring it on.

21:46 Caller Hello.

21:46 Drew You're 44.

21:48 Caller Yes.

21:48 Drew What's up?

21:49 Caller Hi, Diana.

21:51 Constantine Maroulis Hi, baby.

21:51 Caller Hi. So good to talk to you. I can't believe I'm talking to you.

21:55 Constantine Maroulis Really?

21:55 Caller Yes. I love you.

21:57 Constantine Maroulis I love you, too.

21:57 Caller Me and my daughter love each other. Can you say good night to my daughter really quick?

22:02 Constantine Maroulis Good night, daughter.

22:02 Caller She loves you. Say good night, Crystal.

22:04 Constantine Maroulis Good night, Crystal.

22:06 Drew Hi.

22:06 Caller Oh, my God. I love you. Good night.

22:11 Drew He's dreaming. You should see him in real life.

22:13 Constantine Maroulis Sleep. Sleep tight.

22:15 Caller She will now.

22:16 Constantine Maroulis Dream good things.

22:17 Caller I just wanted to tell you, I'm in this group where we go online. We're called the Connie's and we email each other about you almost every day.

22:29 Constantine Maroulis That's amazing.

22:30 Drew That's pathetic.

22:32 Constantine Maroulis I think. No, it's not pathetic.

22:34 Drew It is.

22:35 Constantine Maroulis I'm just nothing without their support.

22:37 Caller We love you, Constantine. We voted for you. And there's no way that we think that you got the lowest amount of votes. Yeah. American Idol.

22:44 Drew There's it stinks to high heaven. Yeah, there's conspiracy.

22:47 Caller There's no way. I'm telling you right now, I know you probably can't talk about that.

22:51 Adam But the conspiracy now.

22:53 Caller Yeah.

22:53 Constantine Maroulis No, you know what? I was just happy to have been there and to have gotten that far. I give you the Miss America answer here.

22:59 Drew That's the party line. But inside, it's burning.

23:02 Caller We know that you're still going to be a big success. We love your, we love your Pray for the Soul of Betty CD.

23:07 Constantine Maroulis Thank you. You're going to come see us this summer with the tour, with the Idol Store?

23:11 Caller Yeah, we're going to see you at the Staple Center.

23:14 Constantine Maroulis Nice. That's going to rock.

23:15 Caller And we're only going to see you.

23:17 Constantine Maroulis Really?

23:17 Caller And the nine others.

23:21 Constantine Maroulis I really appreciate that.

23:23 Drew What does that mean?

23:24 Constantine Maroulis I don't know. That's going to be my new band.

23:27 Drew What kind of compliment is that?

23:29 Caller In fact, Constantine, there's another group called the Maroulis Army.

23:32 Drew Really?

23:33 Caller And I think they're making T-shirts that say that.

23:36 Drew Cool.

23:36 Constantine Maroulis I'll look out for them at the show. They got to get me one of those shirts.

23:40 Drew Diana, what do you like most about Constantine?

23:44 Caller Everything. His voice.

23:46 Adam Where's your husband? Where's your husband?

23:47 Caller I love your voice. It's not only that you're hot and all that. And anyway, I'm so nervous right now.

23:56 Constantine Maroulis Don't be nervous. It's cool. But I think I think Dr. Drew asked you where your husband is.

24:04 Caller Oh, he's not here right now.

24:06 Constantine Maroulis Oh, cool.

24:07 Drew Yeah. Faked his own death in 1979.

24:09 Constantine Maroulis He's waiting for me.

24:10 Caller It's funny because all these women in this in these groups, like their husbands all know about it and it's cool, you know.

24:16 Constantine Maroulis Yeah.

24:17 Caller Yeah.

24:18 Drew No, no, it's true. Let me explain. Hold on a second. When you get a little bit older and you're married to Diana, you hope they have a crush on some guy they're never going to meet. You know, it's better.

24:30 Adam Get some charge up a little bit.

24:32 Drew Get a little whipped up a little in the bedroom. Number one. Number two, takes their focus off you a little bit and they can focus on and better than some dude who's working with them.

24:42 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Good point.

24:43 Drew I mean, you know, much better to have a crush on a young guy from TV than the new dude three cubicles over at the insurance agency. She's working at well said that now that's trouble.

24:54 Adam Yes. Yes.

24:55 Drew And here's a guy. You know, Constantine. Now, I don't I don't want to speak for him, but he's, you know, he's not going to be swinging by any middle age broads house and throwing throwing down. You know what I'm saying? He's he's young.

25:06 Constantine Maroulis Listen, I don't discriminate.

25:08 Adam He I don't discriminate. He might.

25:10 Drew He feasts on a steady diet of young groupies. He doesn't go to postmenopausal broads house and Loma Linda and have sex with them.

25:18 Constantine Maroulis Hey, anything to keep their marriage is strong and and healthy. You know, if I can if I can be of any assistance.

25:24 Drew Yeah, you'd be a fantasy. You'd be their muse.

25:26 Caller Right.

25:27 Drew Bedroom muse.

25:28 Caller Yeah, he can be our fantasy. And and I mean, I'm still hoping to meet you when I come to the concert.

25:35 Constantine Maroulis Well, that would be nice.

25:36 Caller If we could like maybe see like when you go to those things, if we could maybe meet you at the concert. Yeah.

25:46 Drew Do you know, do you share my theory and that that Constantine's family during a family interview night did not come across as needy enough or sympathetic enough?

25:59 Constantine Maroulis Yeah, she passed out.

26:01 Caller You mean like, no, I don't know. I don't agree with that. I don't think that he got the lowest amount of votes.

26:06 Adam Oh, it's a conspiracy. She actually is a conspiracy. She refuses to accept reality.

26:12 Caller I don't know how much you want to go into this, but I think the show is fixed and they already predetermined who was going to win.

26:17 Drew Yeah, no, it's a popularity contest anyway.

26:21 Constantine Maroulis Yeah, I thought I was pretty popular.

26:22 Adam We'll tell you, Dan, we've been inside these television shows. I've been in reality shows. They're all fixed.

26:26 Drew They're all fixed.

26:26 Adam Oh, it's absolutely.

26:27 Drew All right, Diana.

26:28 Adam You know, I think you don't realize how random these things are.

26:30 Drew Just do me a do me a favor, would you?

26:32 Caller Uh-huh.

26:33 Drew Don't don't get so weird with your kid. You're going to give her eating disorder, right?

26:36 Caller What do you mean by that?

26:37 Drew You know what I'm saying? Just take it easy, mama.

26:40 Constantine Maroulis Oh, man.

26:41 Drew You know what I'm saying?

26:41 Constantine Maroulis I'm sure she's a great mom.

26:43 Drew Give give give kid a little space.

26:45 Caller You know what? You know, you're wrong because she we're both fans of Constantine.

26:50 Drew It's not like that's what I'm saying. Take it easy. Take it easy. That's all I'm saying. If my dad was a Bobby Sherman fan when I when I was a huge Bobby Sherman fan, when I was 12, it would have freaked me out.

27:03 Adam What if you shared your love for Gig Gangle?

27:06 Drew Oh, yeah. So I've been a playmate from the 70s.

27:09 Adam That might have been a while.

27:10 Drew Drew, who were you into when you were when you were 12 or 13? Rudy Valley. Who were you into?

27:17 Adam I have to think about it. I have to sort of put it in my head.

27:19 Drew Were there any crooners you were into? You were into like Yes or something, right?

27:24 Adam Yes hadn't come around.

27:25 Drew Whatever band. Who were you into?

27:28 Adam Band wise? Yeah, I mean, it was like the doors.

27:30 Drew You're here listening to the doors. And so what a freak out if your dad just walked through your bedroom door wearing like a Jim Morrison Liv shirt or something and said, We're going to the concert tonight.

27:41 Adam Oh, yeah. Let's run the record.

27:42 Drew You would easily label this horrible. Right.

27:45 Constantine Maroulis Yeah, I hate those guys.

27:46 Drew Yeah. Yeah. I it's just weird. I don't know the crushes and all that stuff.

27:50 Constantine Maroulis And I think that's what this show does, though. The show sort of brings, you know, families together and they get to root someone on and stuff.

27:57 Adam I mean, take a break.

27:58 Drew Yeah. Yeah. No, it's all.

27:59 Constantine Maroulis Thank you, Diana.

28:00 Drew Yeah. Yeah. We'll see you at the concert. Constine is here. Yeah. Who was obviously from American Idol.

28:09 Constantine Maroulis Thank you.

28:09 Drew Fantabulous show. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

28:20 Hold on to your coconuts.

28:21 Adam The Real Gilligan's Island is back on TBS. Premiers Wednesday at 9, 8 Central on TBS.

28:33 Drew Hey everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Constantine Maroulis is here tonight from American Idol. Thank you.

28:41 Caller Thank you.

28:42 Drew Constantine was, he was the powder, the heart throbbing powder. Give him a little tongue action every once in a while. He'd do a little pouty, a little puppy dog eyes.

28:51 Constantine Maroulis Oh, sweet.

28:53 Drew Yeah, girl. No, he knew what he was doing. See, Drew, you're hot, but you don't know you're hot. That's part of the reason you're hot.

29:00 Adam Makes me not. Well, okay, whatever.

29:03 Drew Constantine is hot and knows he's hot.

29:05 Constantine Maroulis I don't know much.

29:05 Drew He knows he's hot. That makes him a little bit hotter.

29:08 Adam Oh, really? Interesting.

29:09 Drew Yeah, he knows he's hot.

29:11 Constantine Maroulis Is that is that how it works?

29:12 Drew See, you know you're hot. Drew doesn't know he's hot.

29:15 Adam That makes it takes me all the way back to not hot.

29:17 Drew It brings you back to that. Hopefully you can get a hand job before you get back to not hot. That's how it works.

29:23 Constantine Maroulis Not hot is the new hot, I think, though, especially with like this whole indie rock resurgence. You know, everyone's like the regular looking dude with like the messy hair and the black frame glasses. That's like way hot now for, I think, hipsters doing that.

29:39 Drew That's a cultivated not hot, which is not hot, truly not hot.

29:44 Constantine Maroulis Sort of like the can you hear me now look.

29:46 Drew Yeah, right. I should.

29:48 Constantine Maroulis It's like the middle of the road is very hot now.

29:51 Drew Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, look, whenever you can sing, it always makes you hot as a guy. What what better? What better for the ladies than to sing? Yes.

30:03 Dr. Sports.

30:04 Drew Yeah. Sports doesn't really do it.

30:07 Adam Well, sports does it, too.

30:08 Drew It does.

30:09 Constantine Maroulis But then I think sports definitely does. Have you seen some of these players spouses? I mean, they look pretty good.

30:17 Drew Well, they do all right because they're millionaires. And we got to look at it that way. But OK, here's OK, here's the test. Are you ready? You're ready?

30:24 Constantine Maroulis Ready.

30:25 Drew Here's how it goes. Here's a test. You could go into any club on any given night. You could go to the Roxy or Gazaris or whatever.

30:34 Constantine Maroulis What's Gazaris?

30:36 Drew Maybe Gazaris is gone. He's a godfather of rock and roll. Yeah, over on the Sunset Strip. I don't think he's there anymore. Maybe it's the Rainbow. Who the hell knows? On any given night, there could be a band you've never heard of who does not have a record deal and every guy has a job working moving furniture the following morning up there doing their songs with a couple hundred hot chicks in the audience all wanting them badly.

31:01 Adam And yet, it's not just the singer.

31:02 Drew It's everyone in the band, whatever, up on stage doing their thing. Now, when it comes to sports, you show me a guy who's at the semi-pro level playing for the Mud Gamecock Hens, the Mud Hens over in the Toledo AAA League.

31:16 Adam No juice.

31:17 Drew No, he's got no juice. He's got no juice. That's what I'm saying.

31:20 Constantine Maroulis I think they're doing well locally, though. Fairly well, those guys. I know some Monolith baseball players.

31:26 Drew They draw well locally in the tang department, but they don't cross the international borders like Constantine does, you know what I mean? He's like a the euro, you know what I mean? He's accepted in all nations. You know what I'm saying? All states, all nations.

31:39 Constantine Maroulis Let's hope so.

31:40 Drew That's right.

31:41 Caller All right.

31:41 Drew I want to talk to Ashley.

31:42 Caller Sure, sure.

31:44 Drew Ashley?

31:45 Hi.

31:46 Drew You're 15?

31:47 Caller Yeah.

31:47 Caller I had a question about vaginal discharge.

31:50 Caller Yeah.

31:53 Caller I don't know.

31:53 Caller I'm having something weird going on with me right now.

31:55 Caller All right.

31:57 Caller I'm having this like snotty kind of discharge.

32:00 Adam What kind?

32:01 Caller I don't know.

32:02 Drew It's snotty.

32:02 Adam Snotty. A snot shot.

32:04 Drew Yeah. All right.

32:07 Caller Anyways, I don't know what caused it.

32:09 Caller I mean, I got my labia pierced like last week.

32:14 Adam Oh, how did you get that pulled off at age 15?

32:17 Caller My friend, she does it. She has a green.

32:19 Adam Fantastic.

32:20 Constantine Maroulis Your friend. That's brilliant.

32:22 Drew Your friend does this not professionally, but she does it.

32:26 Caller Yeah.

32:27 Drew How old is your friend?

32:29 Caller She's 15 too.

32:30 Adam Oh, of course. I want to control her.

32:32 Constantine Maroulis What are you doing?

32:33 Drew What are you doing? I wouldn't let a 15 year old buddy pop a zit on my back. You know what I'm saying?

32:40 Adam Would you trust your buddies with a sharp object? Forget what their intentions were.

32:44 Drew No, I've been stabbed by my friends.

32:45 Adam Would you be in the room with them if they had a sharp object?

32:48 Drew No, not near my penis.

32:50 Adam Just would you be in the room with them?

32:51 Drew Or my labia. Or my lobby-er.

32:54 Constantine Maroulis She called it lobby-er.

32:55 Drew How many different ways are there to pronounce that?

32:58 Adam It's labia.

32:58 Drew All right. So anyway.

33:00 Adam Although your grandmother may come up with something.

33:01 Drew Yeah. Ashley.

33:03 Caller Yeah.

33:05 Caller I'm wondering what it might be and what I mean.

33:08 Adam Well, who knows? You've been sort of your body, your soft tissue has been violated. It could be part of the healing process. You know how sometimes mucosal areas will put out more, what these are called mucopalic saccharides and try to heal that.

33:22 Drew By the way, are you two in prison or something? This is like, it's like your cellmates in the joint.

33:28 Adam Yeah. And a doctor needs to look at this, unfortunately.

33:30 Are you sexually active?

33:32 Caller No, not at the moment.

33:33 Adam When was the last time?

33:34 Drew There's not someone on top of you as we speak.

33:37 Adam When was the last time you were sexually active?

33:39 Caller Like six months ago.

33:41 Caller All right.

33:42 Adam A doctor needs to look at you. You need a pelvic exam anyway since you are sexually active.

33:46 Caller But I can't exactly do that because I'm 15. I don't want my parents to know.

33:49 Adam You can go to Planned Parenthood and you can do it. You're entitled to, most states, 14 is the age in which you can get confidential health care.

33:55 Drew Ashley.

33:56 Constantine Maroulis Do it Ashley. Go check it out.

33:58 Drew What's going on with you that you're getting these kinds of aggressive piercings at 15?

34:05 Adam No, no, no. That was the reason people do it.

34:07 Drew What's up?

34:07 Caller I mean, I've heard, I mean, you talk about getting your clip pierced and how you shouldn't do it because you like lose stimulation, right?

34:13 Adam No, we're talking about people to get their genitalia pierced.

34:15 Drew We're saying you're 15 and you thought it would be a good idea to have when your friends put a spear through your parts.

34:21 Adam In our experience, people that have that impulse or think that would be a cool thing were physically abused when they were growing up.

34:27 Drew Or something.

34:28 Adam Or something, or banned, or something. I can't hear her again. These phones are driving me insane.

34:33 Drew Me too.

34:35 Constantine Maroulis Actually, don't mute yourself like that. You know what I'm saying?

34:38 Adam You're a beautiful girl.

34:39 Constantine Maroulis You got so much growing up to do. You know, I don't know. These piercings and these kids get bad tattoos when they're young. It's crazy.

34:47 Drew Is a guy, I don't know if her phone line dropped off completely or if they come back?

34:52 Adam It's just this thing again where they're not talking. It just blanks out and we can't hear them when they start talking again.

34:58 Drew Yeah, but I don't think it's not talking.

35:01 Adam It's when they stop, then it turns off and then we don't hear them again when they start up.

35:05 Drew I think you're doing that. I think you're putting that together like one of those pigeons.

35:08 Adam Could be.

35:09 Drew Ashley?

35:09 Adam Yeah.

35:10 Drew Now hers just seem to stop altogether and I have no idea whether anyone can hear her now.

35:16 Caller She's talking. She said, yeah.

35:17 Adam Well, we can't hear it.

35:18 Drew Oh, it's a record though because normally they just drop off for three seconds at a time.

35:23 Adam She's not speaking loud enough for it to kick back in there.

35:24 Caller Well, she wasn't speaking before when you thought she was.

35:27 Adam Well, when they speak loudly, it kicks back in again.

35:29 Drew Are you serious?

35:30 Adam Watch, watch.

35:31 Drew Yeah, but Drew, I again, I think this is-

35:32 Adam Do an experiment. Test it. Be scientific. Test it.

35:35 Drew Well, first off, I'm not going to start being scientific now. You know what I'm saying? I've made it my whole life without doing anything scientific.

35:42 Adam Let's give an offering to the gods and see what happens.

35:44 Drew Okay. Ashley.

35:46 Yeah.

35:48 Drew Yeah, but-

35:48 Adam Now, stop talking for a second and then talk softly back to us and say-

35:53 Constantine Maroulis Say something sweet.

35:55 Drew Sure. Can you do this on your own time? Let's do it at home.

35:58 Adam Okay.

35:59 Drew Ashley.

36:01 Adam Yes.

36:01 Drew Wow.

36:02 Adam No, no. She's there.

36:03 Drew No, no. She's trying to do her thing.

36:04 Constantine Maroulis She's really shy.

36:05 Drew All right. So what is up with you? Are your parents together?

36:08 Caller No, they're not.

36:09 Adam Yeah.

36:10 Drew Are you angry at your dad?

36:12 Caller A little bit. He left me when I was little.

36:15 Adam Was he abusive or violent or something before he left?

36:17 Caller No, not him.

36:19 Adam Your mom is?

36:20 Caller No.

36:21 Adam Oh, stepdad, stepgrandpa?

36:24 Caller Yeah, he was sexually abusive.

36:26 Adam All right. Well, that's where people get the good idea of putting sharp objects to their jaw. I tell you.

36:31 Drew And by the way, this is Ashley. Get some therapy, please. Here's why people, this is why people steer clear instinctively of people with aggressive piercings and tats and stuff. We know something is up. We all don't know as much as Dr. Drew and know that there's some specific form of abuse. We just know something's up. And it's not attractive to guys. Is it Constantine? You're not into it, are you?

37:00 Constantine Maroulis You know, I like I like, you know, I prefer not to see that stuff. You know, I like I like when girls are, you know, confident in themselves and natural. And, you know, that's what attracts me. But, hey, everyone's got to experiment and they got to go through those things. And, you know, she'll learn later.

37:17 Adam That's not experimentation. That's permanent destruction of soft tissue.

37:21 Drew Yeah. So everyone's got to get a piercing is what they're saying.

37:24 Adam Oh, I see.

37:24 Constantine Maroulis I've never had one. Never had a piercing. No tattoos.

37:28 Drew I'm gonna say that a piercing and a tat is a lot like a bumper sticker on a car. It never really helped the car. If you got a Ferrari, it's a Ferrari. If you put a bumper sticker on it, it looks like a Ferrari with a bumper sticker on it. You could do without the bumper sticker. And if you have a beat up Nova and you put a bumper sticker on it, it looks like a beat up Nova with a bumper sticker. No guy ever went, wow, look at that car. Look like crap. And now it has a bumper sticker on it. We're very excited about this.

37:56 Adam People with similar kinds of histories of abuse are naturally drawn to that, you know? It's a signpost for them.

38:03 Drew Yeah. And last, well, I was going to make, I was going to put some clarity to that, which is the gas, grass, or ass. Nobody writes for free. One.

38:13 Adam You're attracted to that.

38:13 Drew I would be fair, to be honest. Yes, I was.

38:16 Constantine Maroulis Some girls can pull it off, though, man.

38:17 Drew Yeah, but even the girls.

38:19 Constantine Maroulis With a little teeny, teeny, weeny little pierce. And her nose, you know?

38:23 Drew Even that girl would look bad. That's a hot chick with a piercing you can barely see. If you remove the piercing you could barely see, it would be a hot chick.

38:32 Caller Yeah.

38:34 Drew We get confused every once in a while because you go, I don't know, you know, Britney Spears got that little thing and it looks kind of, yeah, yeah, but her without that thing is good too.

38:41 Constantine Maroulis She looks so much better with it, you know?

38:43 Drew Yeah, everyone is better without it. All right, let's take ourselves a little break. Constantine is here tonight from American Idol.

38:51 Constantine Maroulis Thank you.

38:51 Drew We'll hear something off the Pray For The Soul Of Betty, which is his band's CD, which was out before American Idol.

39:00 Constantine Maroulis Out before American Idol and sort of came out again while I was on American Idol. It's just a little something. This band has been so weird. We were together for a little bit. We jumped on the road while I was touring with Rant and then I got myself into this show. So it's never been a time where we just sit down and for months and write a record in the studio. It's kind of been like, all right guys, off I go again. Right. So it started out being just some pre-production and there's some cool melodies on there. We're excited about it and people seem to like it.

39:35 Drew So we'll hear something off that when we come back after this. It's Love Line, man. That's Dr. Drew. Constantine is here tonight. One of my favorites from American Idol. Yeah, Von Zell and Constantine, I think.

40:11 Constantine Maroulis Cool, man.

40:12 Drew What a beautiful baby you two would make too.

40:14 Constantine Maroulis Oh, wow. You know, we got a whole summer ahead of us.

40:17 Drew It is, yeah. On the road with Von Zell, you could do worse. And you know, the thing, it struck me too, is it's a weird competition because it's not all about just your pipes, purely the pipes.

40:30 Adam Oh, it's a lot more.

40:31 Drew Yeah, because Constantine had the pipes and Von Zell certainly had the pipes, too, and didn't make it to the end. I mean, and as a singer, and I don't know, see, to me, just as a lay person, I thought like, well, Von Zell has better pipes than Carrie Underwood. She has a better voice, more powerful voice, bigger voice.

40:55 Constantine Maroulis OK.

40:56 Drew A more God-given voice, I guess. You know what I'm saying?

41:00 Constantine Maroulis From the heart.

41:01 Drew I don't even know about from the heart. I just mean when God was giving out the voice, you know, a vocal quality, just pure instrument, just the pipes. Yeah, just like a like a boxer that just had a devastating right hand.

41:12 Constantine Maroulis You know, rock, definitely. And she came on very strong. It was really cool to see the progression of everybody in the competition, especially the top ten. And then from even six on, it was it was awesome to be a part of.

41:25 Drew Who did you who were you most impressed with? And what about my assertion that like Voncell had better pipes than Kerry?

41:32 Constantine Maroulis I think that's, you know, it's open for discussion. Definitely. I think what's great about the show is, you know, everyone can sort of root for their, you know, their own person. And it's fun. It's great to see like, you know, an underdog sort of making their come back. And Voncell came on very strong. And that's that's great. I think Kerry's an awesome American idol. Yeah, I think she's, you know, she represents a lot of what this country loves and adores and needs. In fact, the red states.

42:01 Drew That's what he's talking about. But as a New Yorker, you ain't into that.

42:05 Constantine Maroulis You don't go.

42:06 Drew You don't go for that.

42:07 Constantine Maroulis She's a good kid and I'm psyched for her. I'm very psyched for her. So it's going to be a great summer. Go check out the compilation that we have out right now. It's actually doing very well. It's still number six in the charts.

42:19 Drew Yeah.

42:20 Constantine Maroulis I don't think they've done that well in the past. We've scanned like an insane amount of CDs.

42:27 Drew Well, I mean, obviously, the show keeps getting more popular and the talent level goes up with the exposure because, you know, season one, you know, it's like all these shows. It's like The Apprentice, season one, 10,000 people try to get into it and then season two, 500,000 people try to, you know, obviously, when you have this many people going, vying for one spot, the talent is amazing.

42:51 Constantine Maroulis Yeah, totally.

42:51 Drew So I mean, the top, you know, I'll go out on a limb here and say that, you know, anyone in the top 10 of season four probably could have won season one.

43:01 Adam Oh, yeah.

43:02 Drew You know what I'm saying?

43:02 Constantine Maroulis I think that's very fair to say.

43:04 Adam Thank you.

43:04 Constantine Maroulis I don't know how they're going to.

43:05 Drew Of course, you're going to agree with that.

43:07 Constantine Maroulis Hey, man, I don't know how they're going to top it next year. This was crazy that, you know, the rockers, the expanding the age, they're going to need to do something to top it next year.

43:16 Drew Yeah.

43:17 Constantine Maroulis Well, how about as funny as people thought it was going to be done almost after last year because it, you know, the numbers were great, but they're like, OK, OK, enough's enough. But we came back, you know, and just exploded this year. They changed up the format. They had the guys night, the girls night. They extended it to three nights a week at one point.

43:34 Drew Remember, Juggernaut? Who can forget?

43:36 Constantine Maroulis And all of a sudden, they're going to start auditioning in August. We're here already. It's been a year in the middle.

43:42 Drew Yeah.

43:42 Constantine Maroulis You guys have got your your sleeping bags ready to go as you hit the pavement.

43:46 Oh, hell yeah.

43:47 Drew Like I said, a vehicle right into Hell Is For Children, right into Just Dropped In to see what condition my condition was in by Kenny Rogers in the third edition or the first edition. Yeah. Maggie.

44:02 Caller Yes.

44:03 Drew 26.

44:04 Caller Yes, I am.

44:05 Drew And then writing A Green-Eyed Lady by Sugarloaf.

44:07 Adam Oh, yeah.

44:11 Drew Yeah. Complete with like a 20-minute bass solo in the middle of it. And each time they try to stop me, I'm going to yell, I'm not done. I'll wait for the bass solo.

44:20 Adam That's what they had to do next time is have people play an instrument and sing.

44:22 Constantine Maroulis Oh, there was a lot of talk because a lot of people in the top 10 could play this year. So we did work some of that into one of the shows.

44:30 Drew What, do you play?

44:31 Constantine Maroulis Yeah, I play a little bit, you know, at school.

44:35 Drew What did you play? Oh, because you went to like an academy.

44:38 Constantine Maroulis A conservatory of music.

44:39 Drew To me, that's the same thing.

44:40 Constantine Maroulis We study classical acting and voice and speech and fencing. Fencing, chess.

44:46 Drew Did you play? Did you play? What was your instrument?

44:48 Constantine Maroulis A little piano, some guitar, but I'm a vocalist, you know. But you just, I pick it up. When I was in rent, I had to learn some guitar for the show because my character played the guitar in the show. So with that, I've picked up some stuff and just write some songs that way.

45:03 Adam We gotta get Randy back in there.

45:03 Drew Maybe they will.

45:04 Adam Bring that up with him.

45:05 Drew Ma'am, maybe they will. Well, but here's a question. If you played, let's say the acoustic guitar, and you wanted to do a song that just, you and the acoustic guitar, you want to do a Jim Croce song, would they let you bring it out there or they would claim that's unfair?

45:21 Constantine Maroulis They were a little worried about the fairness issue and with that this year, they weren't ready for that because everyone could, could play and I think they wanted to keep it as even as possible but, you know, Bo's going to come out with his guitar on his record so definitely. Gary too.

45:38 Drew Drew plays the harp.

45:40 Constantine Maroulis What about the skin flute?

45:41 Drew Try and place that in a Bella Leica too. He wears huge boots. Maggie?

45:48 Caller Yes.

45:49 Drew All right.

45:49 Adam And a hat.

45:50 Drew And a fur hat. Your 36 year old boyfriend can't orgasm when he's hard only when he's soft?

45:59 Caller Uh-huh.

46:01 Adam Seriously, it's happened once or it happens every time?

46:04 Caller Well, he doesn't come that often but when he does, it's when he's soft.

46:08 Adam That's wild. Is he on medication? Yes.

46:10 Caller He's on doxepin and Well-Be-Tran.

46:13 Adam Okay. This is a medication side effect. You need to have him talk to his doctor about probably the doxepin.

46:18 Caller Yeah.

46:18 Adam And the Well-Be-Tran's there. What's that?

46:20 Caller He talked to his doctor and they like kind of wrote him off.

46:24 Adam Well, it may be important that he stay on the doxepin but he's got to go back and reinforce how important it is that his sexual functioning be maintained. Let's say if you've been depressed, which is what the medications are for, and you can't be sexually active and you can't be intimate in a relationship, that's going to make you depressed again.

46:41 Drew Plus, if you orgasm when you're soft, you never know. I mean, you could be in the middle of like a boardroom meeting. You're just talking to your doctor. Doc, my prep...

46:51 Constantine Maroulis Oh man.

46:52 Adam See what I'm talking about?

46:53 Drew See what I mean?

46:54 Constantine Maroulis And then all of a sudden you need a nap.

46:56 Caller Right.

46:57 Adam A hoagie.

46:58 Drew Let's get something to eat.

47:00 Constantine Maroulis Watch a little sports center. That sounds crazy. How do you come like that?

47:03 Drew That would be rough too, because every meeting would be like, you'd just be sitting in the middle of waiting. Some guy would be showing some slides or something like... And you'd be like, oh, all right, I gotta go.

47:12 Adam How about the build up? Is it yet? Is it now?

47:13 Drew I'm quitting.

47:14 Adam Is it now? Is it now?

47:15 Drew Constine is here from American Eye. We'll take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll hear something from him after this. Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Constantine is here tonight from American Idol. Constantine has some self-out of CD as well as the American Idol CD, which is doing quite nicely. Thank you. Also, the tour will start. When does the tour begin?

48:22 Constantine Maroulis We open July 12th down in Miami. But we're going to be moving around everywhere, man. We're doing 43 dates in about two months.

48:31 Drew Are you guys rehearsing right now?

48:33 Constantine Maroulis We're going to be going into rehearsals in the next couple of weeks.

48:36 Drew How does the tour work? I mean, obviously, whoever, Bo and...

48:45 Constantine Maroulis Not really, though. I think it's going to be pretty even, you know?

48:49 Drew But won't Carrie finish the show? Carrie Underwood finished the show?

48:55 Constantine Maroulis They work... You know, each person gets their own sort of section of the show. And then, you know, maybe some overlapping duets, whatnot, a group number, perhaps. You know what? We really don't know a lot of the details. I only just spoke with sort of like the producer of the tour and got, you know, laid down some thoughts I had as far as like what I want to do. And then they were driving on that.

49:23 Drew Do they want you to do some songs from the show?

49:25 Constantine Maroulis Sure. I think I think they'd like to do that. You know, that's what people recognize us from. They'd love to see perhaps me do Bohemian Rhapsody. Yeah. Or one of these songs.

49:33 Drew And you can do it in longer form than what was on the show.

49:36 Constantine Maroulis That'd be cool. So and then maybe something else. You know, I have some surprises up my sleeve.

49:43 Drew I the band on American Idol, by the way, they got a tough job and they do a great job.

49:50 Constantine Maroulis Oh, this year was amazing.

49:51 Drew Backup singers, they're in a whole string sections and all that stuff.

49:55 Adam Crazy.

49:56 Constantine Maroulis They didn't do it like that in the past, huh? I didn't really watch the show before.

49:59 Drew No.

50:00 Constantine Maroulis From what I'm told, there's a lot of tracking going on in the past. Ricky Miner stepped in this year and put a huge band together. I mean, that dude is just a monster. And with the backup singers, incredible band. The whole process, I mean, what a team they have over there. That's why they're number one. You know, they have an incredible production team from top to bottom. Everyone just works round the clock. Great producers, great runners, incredible musicians, supervision. Everybody is just amazing there.

50:31 Drew So it's an ambitious show to do as many times a week as they do. But still, the show is a horrible opening, by the way. I must say that.

50:40 Constantine Maroulis You don't like that cold opening?

50:41 Drew I don't like, no, I don't like the computer-generated, crappy opening. It's really, it's a horrible opening.

50:46 Adam It's a vestige of the original...

50:48 Drew Song sucks and the graphics suck.

50:51 Constantine Maroulis You think?

50:51 Drew Yeah.

50:52 Adam But that was the original sort of presentation piece they did.

50:55 Drew They used that for the pilot. They had no budget. And no one's bothered to change it, because I think it's gotten carved in to everyone. Like a Brady Bunch theme or something.

51:03 Constantine Maroulis But you hear that music, that... You know it's synonymous with American Idol.

51:08 Adam But if you heard that outside of any other circumstance, you go, Oh, what is that?

51:10 Drew Make no mistake, it's a horrible song. And the graphics are horrible at the beginning, too. It's like a cheap sports show that's on deep cable.

51:17 Adam But you can't be objective about it, because it all means American Idol now.

51:20 Drew I can objectively say it sucks.

51:22 Constantine Maroulis I think they have two also, because sometimes it's a guy sort of at the end as a winner with like the jazz hands, and then there's like the girl, too. So I think they rotate, so they might even have two.

51:33 Drew It's all crappy, it's all bad. But then the show's good. And you know, maybe they're smart. It's like, Oh, can't wait. Oh, the show seems, you don't.

51:40 Adam Don't mess with the button that's working.

51:41 Constantine Maroulis Exactly.

51:42 Drew Yes, if it ain't broke, Drew.

51:43 Adam That's right.

51:44 Constantine Maroulis Don't fix it.

51:44 Drew Well.

51:47 Adam Okay, we can't hear this.

51:48 Drew Speaking of broke.

51:49 Adam Yes, can't hear it.

51:50 Drew All right. Let's talk to Mandy, who has a question for Constantine. Mandy.

51:54 Caller Hey.

51:55 Drew What's happening? You're 26?

51:57 Adam 26.

51:58 Caller Yeah, I'm 26. I'm from Alabama. Hey, Constantine.

52:01 Constantine Maroulis Hi, baby. What's up?

52:02 Caller Good.

52:03 Constantine Maroulis You're from Alabama, huh?

52:05 Caller Yeah. I actually met you in New York. I flew up last month for your CD release party.

52:10 Constantine Maroulis Oh, cool. That was a great night, huh?

52:12 Caller Yeah, it was so much fun.

52:14 Constantine Maroulis We had a good time. That was, we threw a big party when I was home after the show to celebrate the release of the CD back, I think, last month. And we're planning another party similarly out here in Los Angeles. So stay tuned to prayforthesolarbetty.com and, you know, just keep your ear to the grind for a party coming out here in the next couple of weeks somewhere right in Hollywood. So it's going to be fat. But thank you for coming up and supporting us like that. Yeah, people were coming from all over the place, sleeping out the days before to get tickets.

52:45 Drew Here's the problem, when you live in Alabama, whenever there's record release parties, yeah, chance are you're getting on an airplane.

52:52 Caller Yeah, definitely. I knew I definitely had to be there. That was my first time going anywhere, much less New York, and we were actually in New York, like less than 24 hours, and it took like three days and all to get there and get back. But it was so worth it. I would do it again in a heartbeat, and I'm planning on flying out to LA in the next couple of weeks. I'm just waiting to hear the date. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

53:15 Why?

53:16 Constantine Maroulis To come and see the party, the West Coast release.

53:19 Adam Oh, oh, oh, I beg your pardon.

53:20 Drew Yeah, come on, Drew. Hey, Mandy, where do you get all your travel money?

53:25 Adam In time.

53:26 Drew In time.

53:28 Caller I don't want my husband to hear me talking about that.

53:30 Drew Oh, she's prostituting herself.

53:32 Adam I guess so.

53:33 Caller No, I'm, you know, I'm married and I have three kids, and I don't know, I mean, I think actually at first my husband was a little bit upset about the whole, you know, I'm in love with Constantine thing, but yeah.

53:45 Drew My wife was pissed too, but she's learning to live it.

53:49 Caller It's really so much more about the band and the friends that I've made on the show.

53:53 Drew I tell her it's about the music. It's not about the man.

53:55 Constantine Maroulis No, but you guys got to, you got to, honestly, there's this amazing community of people that have come together in support of the band and they found each other and they've, you know, listen, the show put the band on, that premiere, man, and all of a sudden everyone knew who the band was and it's so cool. They have this, all these communities, there's this board on our website and everyone's been really cool and they get along and stuff.

54:18 Drew All right, well Mandy, so are you, you're gonna come out here for the LA record release party?

54:23 Caller Yeah, definitely.

54:24 Drew And without your husband?

54:26 Caller Yeah, he has to stay home with the kids.

54:28 Constantine Maroulis Oh man, I'm sure he's psyched about that.

54:30 Drew Yeah, all right, baby.

54:32 Caller I'm a stay at home mom and I'm with him all day, every day and, you know, I think he's been kind of reaping the benefits of the whole of the whole thing.

54:39 Adam Because you know, what if what if he fell in love? What if it was the he was in a Jessica Simpson, the Jessica Simpson record release party? Ashley said Ashley's both just saw them both last night. And he's going to fly out to New York and then Los Angeles to be at their party. How are you going to feel about that?

54:54 Drew I think she drove out, by the way. I'm not sure if she flew out.

54:57 Adam How do you feel about that, Maddie?

54:59 Caller Now, I actually had like a five hour drive to the airport and then flew. But, well, before this thing, I probably wouldn't have understood, but I can tell you after this, I think I can understand just about anything. I mean-

55:12 Adam All right, so we'll get him involved with that. We'll see if we can get him on to something. Maybe Britney Spears or something like that.

55:18 Caller Yeah, that'll be cool.

55:19 Constantine Maroulis Carrie Underwood, he's a big Carrie Underwood fan.

55:21 Adam Carrie would be better.

55:22 Drew Yeah, she's doing something out in Manhattan. He's got to get on a plane. You're going to have to watch the kids.

55:26 Adam Yeah, he's got to be with her. He's 26 and he's in love with her, so you never know what might happen, but okay.

55:32 Caller I've just met so many cool girls on the board and we've just become such good friends.

55:40 Drew Drew is looking at me right now like my dog looks at me when I'm masturbating. Just like what? What is she trying to, that ain't food. I don't know what's going on. I'm just going to lie down.

55:56 Adam I feel like your dog looking at you when you're masturbating.

55:59 Drew Drew, the idea that you have three kids and you're just getting on these planes, I know it's great for Constantine, but Drew is befuddled.

56:07 Adam Completely.

56:08 Drew Okay.

56:09 Adam All right.

56:09 Drew Well, listen, Mandy.

56:11 Caller Yeah.

56:12 Drew Is your people from Alabama say Mazel Tov?

56:16 Adam It's a mitzvah.

56:17 Drew It's a mitzvah. Listen, as long as you're not getting any trouble and your husband understands, that's fine.

56:23 Constantine Maroulis I'm sure she's a good girl.

56:25 Caller All right. She understands. It's just for fun. I wanted to ask Constantine if he enjoys the fiction writer story on the board. Fantasy?

56:36 Constantine Maroulis I was told about that.

56:37 Adam What is it?

56:38 Constantine Maroulis Man, these girls get, they're enthusiastic. And this one girl goes on there and she writes, she's a fiction writer and she's got like all these fantasies. She sort of spells out and everyone sort of chimes in and comments on it. And it's sexy, definitely.

56:59 Drew Are you dating anyone now or are you single?

57:01 Constantine Maroulis I'm very single.

57:02 Drew Very single.

57:03 Constantine Maroulis Yeah, man. It's tough to meet. You know, we meet so many people.

57:06 Drew You can't meet people when you're on TV.

57:08 Constantine Maroulis You know how it is. It's impossible.

57:10 Drew I remember when we were on MTV, I could never meet anyone.

57:12 Adam Oh, I remember down in Mexico, too.

57:13 Drew Tough during spring break. Almost impossible to meet chicks.

57:16 Constantine Maroulis Seriously.

57:17 Drew Seriously.

57:18 Constantine Maroulis It's tough.

57:19 Drew Try roofing. That's when you're when you roof. That's when it's hard to meet people. When you're on TV and you sing, it's much easier to meet people. That's as a matter of fact, that's why you sing. And that's why you get on TV. But have you have you been hit on by any? No, I know you've had and you don't want to mention any names.

57:37 Constantine Maroulis We're doing OK.

57:38 Drew I'm sure you don't find. But what I'm saying is, is American Idol is one of the shows where you might get somebody famous as publicist to call you and see if you want to go have lunch or something like that.

57:52 Adam Not to do business.

57:53 Drew Not to do business. Yeah. Anybody, anybody call you up? Anything good?

57:59 Constantine Maroulis Lots of good things.

58:00 Drew Why do you take them up on it? Are you interested in it?

58:03 Constantine Maroulis It's nice. You know, I always like meeting new people.

58:07 Drew So for you, because, I mean, you're you're always been on stage, but not on this large stage.

58:12 Constantine Maroulis No, never.

58:13 Drew And so all of a sudden the phones ringing. It's Morgan Fairchild. And she wants to go nosh with the Constantine. I'm trying to think of somebody you grew up watching. Anybody you grow up watching or, you know, I have no comment.

58:28 Constantine Maroulis Oh, man. But it's cool, man. It's it's going out a little bit. And I'm sure you have a good time. And God knows who he's been working, working really hard also.

58:39 Drew So it's, you know, that show I'm trying to think, you know, and you want to compare that to, you know, a football player. You know what I'm saying, Drew? That is a launching pad right there. That is a well, I think it depends.

58:51 Constantine Maroulis I think it depends, too. Yeah. I don't know if, you know. Yes.

58:55 Drew No.

58:55 Constantine Maroulis It's how's Rubin doing? You think?

58:57 Drew Is he doing Rubin is doing? Here's the deal, everyone is doing a lot better than what? Yes.

59:02 Constantine Maroulis Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I think you're right.

59:04 Drew Everyone is doing quite a bit better than what they would have been doing. Had they not been on the show once in a while, you get your clay types who probably just ain't into the scene. You know what I'm saying?

59:13 Constantine Maroulis I'm sure he has a scene that he's into.

59:15 Drew I'm sure there's I'm sure there's something he's into. But no, but here's what I'm saying. Oh, there's a horrible sound.

59:23 Constantine Maroulis That's a really good sound.

59:25 Drew What I'm saying is, is if you're a single guy and you want to have yourself some kicks before you settle down, this is a good place to get started on that journey. And I think what I'm hearing from Constantine is he's begun that journey.

59:39 Constantine Maroulis Well, it's crazy because, you know, six months ago, you know, approaching my 30th birthday, you know, and I'm not a young and anymore and sort of like, all right, this is what it is. You know, I went to school. I'm happy being a working actor, job to job, got my rock and roll band. And I would love to meet a nice girl and settle down and, you know, get married and do the whole thing, get a house in New York somewhere and sort of make a life together. But all of a sudden, the show happens. And, you know, I still feel that way, but I have felt a resurgence of youth.

1:00:11 Drew Sure. Yeah.

1:00:12 Constantine Maroulis And it's fun. It's totally fun.

1:00:15 Drew Absolutely. I would feel that resurgence myself, Drew.

1:00:20 Constantine Maroulis I'm feeling it all over the place.

1:00:21 Drew That's right.

1:00:22 Adam The size of your dog looking at you while you're feeling that resurgence.

1:00:25 Drew You know, also being in doing a little musical theater, like yourself, Constantine, that's a good gig for chicks too, because there's tons of chicks.

1:00:34 Constantine Maroulis Amazing girls.

1:00:35 Drew Tons of hot chicks.

1:00:36 Constantine Maroulis Amazing girls in musical theater.

1:00:37 Drew Stop me if I'm wrong. Please stop me if I'm wrong. There are tons of hot chicks. They're from all over the place. So none of them have any supervision, really. They're not dads aren't around. Boyfriends aren't around. That's sort of they're they've broken free and they're going to go wild a little bit. Also, weird eating disorders and self-esteem issues, which make them super sexual. And your competition is nothing but gay guys. So you are you are the fat cat. You're the alpha male. You're the there's there's a handful of straight guys in the whole company. Bunch of hot chicks with self-esteem issues and they've broken free of their hometown in Kentucky and they're ready to get busy.

1:01:16 Constantine Maroulis Now think about how it was for me at the Boston Conservatory. So we did OK. Actually, my class had a fair amount of straight guys in it, but the majority of the school.

1:01:28 Drew Yeah, a lot of gay guys.

1:01:30 Constantine Maroulis Yeah, on the other teams.

1:01:31 Drew Smart.

1:01:31 Constantine Maroulis And beautiful girls.

1:01:33 Drew So I know. And dancers, singers and needy. Awesome. Ashley.

1:01:39 Constantine Maroulis Yeah, I think we have like everyone's got the same name with Ashley, Ashley, Maggie, Maggie.

1:01:43 Drew Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

1:01:45 Constantine Maroulis Common names.

1:01:45 Drew Ashley.

1:01:46 Caller Yeah.

1:01:47 Drew Fourteen.

1:01:48 Caller Yeah.

1:01:49 Drew What's up?

1:01:50 Caller Um, okay. Um, I kind of have this like rule where all guys that I date, um, have to be versions because I, I'll feel like uncomfortable because I'd rather like keep my virginity until marriage.

1:02:05 Adam Cool. What's the question?

1:02:06 Drew You're fourteen. It's a decent, decent rule to have.

1:02:10 Caller And, um, this guy that I've, I've kind of, like we've been kissing for like two months now, but he just like, uh, actually just kind of like, he's now my boyfriend and it's been like this for about a week and a half now. And just like a couple of days ago, I found out that he and his ex-girlfriend had like, been having sex, oh, like they had been having sex and, um-

1:02:33 Adam How old is he? Fifteen?

1:02:36 Caller Sixteen.

1:02:37 Drew Sixteen.

1:02:38 Adam And how did you find out about this?

1:02:39 Caller Um, one of my best friends and then one of his ex-girlfriend's best friends. Like I had to confirm.

1:02:46 Adam All right, what's the question?

1:02:47 Drew Yeah.

1:02:48 Caller Um, I'm not sure whether I should break up with him or not or whether I should like wait for a while and see if he does anything or-

1:02:53 Drew Well, you don't want to, yeah, you don't want to have sex until you're married.

1:02:59 Caller Right.

1:03:00 Drew And are you a religious person?

1:03:02 Caller Yeah, I'm a religious person.

1:03:04 Drew What are you? What do you have to offer?

1:03:06 Caller I'm Christian.

1:03:07 Drew Uh-huh. And that's, so you're going to-

1:03:12 Adam You're Mormon? Where are you going?

1:03:14 Drew Yeah. Well, I want to know what, like, where do you stop? Do you have a place where you stop? Can you do everything but have sex?

1:03:20 Caller No. I don't know.

1:03:23 Drew I haven't-

1:03:23 Constantine Maroulis No, no, no. Not yet. Not yet.

1:03:25 Drew No, not yet. I just mean, you know, later, like when you're in college and stuff.

1:03:30 Caller I don't know. I haven't really thought it out. All right.

1:03:33 Adam It sounds like this guy may not be the right guy for you. But we don't know. We don't know the guy.

1:03:37 Caller We don't have- I don't think he's the right guy for me anyway.

1:03:43 Adam We'll support that.

1:03:45 Drew Why don't you think he's the right guy for you anyway?

1:03:47 Caller I don't know. I don't feel right with him.

1:03:49 Adam There you go. He's old and new. He's got different priorities. Hold on a second. I don't like this guy. I'd like to ask you to break up.

1:03:55 Drew I drew what's everyone to break up, but is it because you found out this information that is not right for you or did you feel this way before you found out the information?

1:04:05 Caller I felt this way kind of before too, but I don't want to break up with him because I don't want everybody to... I don't know. I just feel like I don't want him to look at me and be like, oh, she's so stupid because she broke up with me after we were together for a week.

1:04:17 Adam No, that's not stupid. That's mature. That's what you're going to do all through your life. If you assess somebody, you decide it's not really working out, let's move on.

1:04:25 Drew Here's all I'm saying. If you're breaking up with him because he's had prior relations...

1:04:31 Adam Had priors.

1:04:31 Drew Had priors. He's got a few priors. You can, you know, if he still treats you and still acts like a gentleman around you, that's fine. But if you're not really into him anyway, then forget about it.

1:04:45 Adam I agree with you, but I get the real sense that she's uncomfortable and that's that.

1:04:48 Drew All right, Ashley.

1:04:49 Adam Good times.

1:04:50 Drew Yeah.

1:04:50 Caller Okay. Thank you so much.

1:04:51 Drew All right. All right. See you in hell.

1:04:53 Constantine Maroulis Sweetie.

1:04:54 Yeah.

1:04:56 Drew She's, I don't know if she's born or not. I wish I had some religion growing up.

1:05:01 Constantine Maroulis Oh man, I had so much religion.

1:05:03 Drew What did you have?

1:05:04 Constantine Maroulis Greek Orthodox, Christian. I was an altar boy.

1:05:07 Drew Yeah.

1:05:08 Constantine Maroulis I was going to Greek school.

1:05:10 Drew Right.

1:05:12 Constantine Maroulis I was way into it.

1:05:13 Drew Yeah. Now look at him, he's banging his way through Hollywood.

1:05:15 Constantine Maroulis Oh my God.

1:05:16 Drew That didn't work at all. It didn't take at all. No, no, no.

1:05:21 Adam Don't touch that. Will.

1:05:22 Drew Will?

1:05:24 Adam So he's gone after all.

1:05:25 Drew Well, what happened with Will?

1:05:26 Adam Maybe just gone.

1:05:28 Drew What is that, Will? Well, let's hear a song.

1:05:31 Adam All right. Good idea.

1:05:32 Drew How about we hear something from Constantine's band, Pray for the Soul of Betty.

1:05:35 Constantine Maroulis All right. Let's check it out.

1:05:37 Drew This is how much is was released and is now re-released.

1:05:42 Constantine Maroulis Yeah, we had it out on our website, it shows and whatever, and then we touched it up a bit. And the fine people at Koch Records did the distribution, but it's a baby Julius productions effort.

1:05:56 Drew So this one's called Cry. That is also called Cry For Pray for the Soul of Betty. Constantine is here from American Idol. We will take ourselves a quick break, and we'll be back with more humor. Constantine and Bill with a little penis piercing question after this.

1:11:21 Thank you for calling Loveline.

1:11:23 Caller Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

1:11:30 Adam Hold on to your coconuts.

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1:11:45 Drew Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Constantine is here tonight from American Idol, of course. Pray for the soul of Betty, name of his band CD. And then, of course, there's the American Idol CD and the tour, which will ensue. And that is all the top tenors doing their thing. And man, can't go wrong with that.

1:12:08 Constantine Maroulis Get your tickets, man. It's been selling out. It's crazy.

1:12:11 Drew Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, you know, you shouldn't even promote it. People are going to be there no matter what. Can't help it, right?

1:12:19 Adam Phenomenon.

1:12:19 Drew Yeah. All right. Let's I want to get a job judging on that show. That would be awesome.

1:12:25 Adam You mean regular?

1:12:26 Drew Yeah, regular.

1:12:28 Adam You want to be Randy Jackson's job?

1:12:30 Drew Just put a fourth one on there. All right. Judging is what I do best. Not really actually creating anything or doing anything.

1:12:37 Adam Oh, you're good at judging.

1:12:38 Drew Critiquing other people's work.

1:12:39 Constantine Maroulis How about the original auditions being at those?

1:12:42 Drew I could see myself doing that.

1:12:44 Constantine Maroulis You know?

1:12:45 Drew Yeah.

1:12:45 Constantine Maroulis Seeing everyone who walks through.

1:12:48 Adam Adam has very deep musical training too. He had a lot to offer.

1:12:53 Drew I think I did Star Search or something. I was a judge on Star Search. It was the greatest 45 minutes of my life. Awesome. You just sit there and like, it was good, but people are dancing and singing their ass off, and you're just sitting there going, it was okay.

1:13:11 Adam Seemed better.

1:13:12 Drew I've seen better. Do I get my 10 grand yet, or do we wait till the end of the show? Okay. I should stop saying that. Okay. Well, let's just keep going. We're just awesome. Yeah, we'll give you 10 grand. Just come on down and sit there and judge people, spinning plates or juggling or something. And then the other thing that's funny too is like, judging is the greatest gig in the world because it's like, we'll give you 10 grand, but listen, make it fast. We only got about nine or 10 seconds. It's like, can you imagine someone saying like, yeah, we'll give you 10 grand to put that drywall up, but just put like half a sheet up because we're kind of in a rush.

1:13:48 Adam Whatever you can do in three minutes. There you go.

1:13:51 Drew Make it literally 12 seconds. See what you can do.

1:13:54 Constantine Maroulis Our judges make a couple of bucks.

1:13:55 Drew I'm sure they do just fine. Randy Jackson, the easiest job in show business. It's this dog. I wasn't feeling it tonight. All right. Where's my 100 grand?

1:14:07 Caller Really?

1:14:10 Drew Bill?

1:14:11 Yes.

1:14:12 Drew 22?

1:14:13 Caller Yes.

1:14:14 Drew What's up?

1:14:15 Nothing. I have an Apidravia piercing.

1:14:18 Drew What is that?

1:14:19 It's a Prince Albert and a reverse Prince Albert. It basically goes from the bottom of the penis up through the top. Hold on.

1:14:26 Adam Hold on.

1:14:26 Drew Hold on. Yeah. Yeah.

1:14:27 Adam I don't get it. I don't get it.

1:14:28 Drew No, no. Yeah. Because the Prince Albert goes to the bottom. Through the urethra and busts out the bottom.

1:14:32 Adam This one busts out the top?

1:14:33 Drew This inverted Prince Albert.

1:14:35 Constantine Maroulis Oh my God. And what are you talking about?

1:14:37 Adam How do they...

1:14:37 It's both piercings, but this is just one barbell that goes to the bottom of the head through the urethra and out the top. I can put a reverse and a regular one in. But my question is...

1:14:47 Drew Sure.

1:14:47 When me and my girlfriend are having sex, there's a few occasions when I'm more having sex. I'm doggie style, she'll start to bleed. And I was wondering what kind of damage that can do. She's wondering as well. Sometimes it's just a trickle of blood. Some other times, more recently a couple of days ago, it was a lot of blood.

1:15:07 Adam Does she have pain with this?

1:15:09 A lot of blood. Yeah, for a good five or 10 seconds, it's pretty bad pain and then it goes away. But sometimes the blood just will keep going.

1:15:18 Adam So she's tearing her vaginas that we're talking about here?

1:15:22 No, it's internal.

1:15:23 Adam Yeah, her vagina is internal. You're tearing her vagina.

1:15:27 Yeah, it's up inside more. Yeah, you're tearing.

1:15:31 Drew Yeah. And what do you do when you fingerblast her? You put a Super Bowl ring on or what do you do? No. You just got to do damage.

1:15:38 Adam Or just get some like razor fingernails.

1:15:41 Drew Oh, true.

1:15:43 Adam Yeah, Freddy's style fingernails. Edward Scissorhands would be better.

1:15:46 Drew Maybe Freddy's so angry because he can't masturbate with that hand. I never really thought about that.

1:15:51 Adam Yeah, it would be you.

1:15:52 Drew It would be me and my dog.

1:15:54 Constantine Maroulis Does he have those on both hands, though?

1:15:56 Drew You know, he probably only has it on the magazine.

1:15:59 Constantine Maroulis But and he's just got a week left.

1:16:00 Drew Yeah. Yeah, I don't think he has that on both. OK.

1:16:04 Adam Yeah, Bill, I'm very concerned about that. You're literally ripping, you're tearing her vagina with metal. You may want to put on one of those and reinforce condoms.

1:16:10 Drew Yeah, she may want to get a tetanus shot.

1:16:13 Adam Yes, literally. That's actually that's absolutely.

1:16:16 Drew You want to hear. Here's the deal. Here's your question. In essence, I have bent a piece of steel around my dung. Then when I F my girlfriend aggressively, I draw blood. What do you think? What do we think? You're hurting her with the piece of metal that you bent around your dung.

1:16:32 Caller That's what I assume. That's what I was getting at. But she tells me she doesn't want me to take it up because every other time it's fine. It's just a few occasions where it has actually led to some pain and discomfort. But she said that she doesn't want me to take it out because all the other time.

1:16:47 Adam She better get a Pap Spirit. Plus, it worries me because the thing has a, she said it was a barbell so it sticks out the front and maybe he's actually tearing the cervix and that may impair her fertility permanently.

1:17:00 Caller Just a couple weeks ago, she had what we thought was a bladder infection of some sort and it didn't go away for quite some time. And I thought maybe that one of the terrors-

1:17:11 Adam Bladder infections don't go away if you're not taking antibiotics. All right. Bill, please, please.

1:17:16 Drew Bill's essentially trying to kill his girlfriend with his penis.

1:17:19 Adam It seems like, yes.

1:17:20 Drew Why not just, why don't you rape her with one of those spike strips?

1:17:23 Adam Yeah.

1:17:24 Drew The cops will lay out when cars are in high-speed pursuits, you know?

1:17:28 Adam They'll take care of it.

1:17:28 Drew They'll take care of it. Jesus Christ.

1:17:30 Adam If she bleeds, what would that mean?

1:17:32 Drew Yeah, I don't know. Do the trauma math, all you retards. Please. What is the question? She says she likes it. Obviously, she's a mess emotionally.

1:17:45 Caller Yeah, that's why I came in too. I said that, you know, I can take it out. It's not a problem, but she said not to.

1:17:50 Constantine Maroulis She's like, no, I love it.

1:17:51 Drew Keep it in.

1:17:52 Constantine Maroulis I want to bleed.

1:17:56 Drew She's a mess, Bill.

1:17:57 Constantine Maroulis Come on, Bill.

1:17:58 Drew Take it easy. I will do. All right. Thank you. Please.

1:18:02 Constantine Maroulis Be good to your girl, man. Be good to your girl.

1:18:04 Drew Call from Idaho.

1:18:05 Adam Could have been a bonus call.

1:18:06 Drew Could have been, but he did explain the piercing.

1:18:09 Constantine Maroulis He had like a piercing through like my thing, and then this other one, and then she was bleeding.

1:18:14 Drew He got specific with his piercing.

1:18:16 Adam No, I know. I'm going with it. I'm going with it.

1:18:19 Drew He inverted.

1:18:22 Adam I don't know how they get, you know, the penis has the two cavernous bodies in it that fill with blood. How do you just thread the needle there?

1:18:30 Drew Oh, is that the F word?

1:18:31 Adam That was the F word that came out of it.

1:18:32 Drew It was like fa la la la la.

1:18:35 Adam Oh my. A fa. And if they so much as nick it, that's it. It's surgery time.

1:18:40 Drew Yeah. I don't know why. Here's the whole thing. All that piercing stuff, it seems like more would go south than they actually do.

1:18:50 Adam It's amazing, isn't it?

1:18:51 Drew It's pretty good. Yeah.

1:18:52 Adam All right.

1:18:53 Drew Let's talk to June who works at a sex shop. June?

1:18:57 Caller Hi.

1:18:58 Drew Hey, what's happening, June?

1:19:00 Caller Oh, nothing much.

1:19:01 Caller Just chilling.

1:19:02 Adam Hold on a second, June. I want to show Adam here.

1:19:03 Drew Do you work? Yeah, Drew, I don't want to see your penis pictures. Not mine. Not mine.

1:19:09 Adam My anatomy pictures.

1:19:10 Drew Yeah.

1:19:10 Adam Not my personal.

1:19:11 Constantine Maroulis Where's this sex shop?

1:19:12 Caller It's in South Beach.

1:19:14 Drew Mm-hmm. All right.

1:19:16 Constantine Maroulis We're going to be there.

1:19:17 Drew Oh, yeah. What do you do at the sex shop?

1:19:19 Caller Yeah, actually, we're going to go see you, Constantine. I'm part of the GGs. So the Greek God Groupies.

1:19:24 Drew Oh, really?

1:19:25 Caller The what?

1:19:26 Drew The Greek God Groupies. It's a pretty awesome group. The Greek God Groupies, yeah. Hold on a second. Let me just do my weight math. I was like, okay, her name is June. For some reason, I put 20 pounds on her. We're up to 163. Then she works at the sex shop. Now I just tacked another 20 pounds on her at 183. And she's a Greek God Groupie. Now she's at two bells even. Should we try to figure this out? June?

1:19:56 Caller Yes.

1:19:56 Drew You a big gal?

1:19:58 Caller No, I'm not.

1:19:59 Drew Oh, math head.

1:20:01 Caller No, I'm 5'10, about 130 pounds.

1:20:04 Drew Oh, that's it? Wow. What happened to my radio math? What are you doing working at the sex shop?

1:20:10 Caller Well, actually, I manage it.

1:20:12 Drew Oh, that's different.

1:20:14 Caller Yeah. It's a good gig, you know?

1:20:16 Drew Yeah, now do they have the booths, the individual booths in the back?

1:20:22 Caller No, we don't have the booths here.

1:20:24 Drew Good, get rid of them.

1:20:24 Caller It's very upscaled. It's actually geared towards women.

1:20:28 Adam Oh.

1:20:28 Drew Right, except for it's nothing but gays that go in there and bang on the boyfriends, but it is geared. Every sex shop starts off being geared toward women and then a bunch of gays move in and start off with their boyfriends.

1:20:39 Caller Oh, man.

1:20:40 Adam Do any women actually come to this thing?

1:20:41 Drew It's geared.

1:20:42 Adam I know, it's geared towards women, but I understand, but just saying.

1:20:46 Constantine Maroulis We were in Minneapolis, there was this sex world, it was called. It was like a supermarket.

1:20:52 Adam Oh, God.

1:20:52 Drew Really? Yeah, it's like a blimp hanger filled with strap-ons.

1:20:56 Constantine Maroulis It was out of control, this place.

1:20:58 Drew Your strap-on headquarters, it says.

1:21:00 Constantine Maroulis It was 24 hours, we'd go in there, we were on tour.

1:21:03 Adam The place for strap-ons.

1:21:04 Drew Your headquarters, headquarters.

1:21:06 Constantine Maroulis Oh, man.

1:21:07 Adam Remember the store you were going to open? The lava lamps and the sea rings?

1:21:11 Drew Yeah.

1:21:11 Adam That would have been good.

1:21:12 Drew I know, but it hadn't already been, if it weren't all those copyright problems. Hey, June?

1:21:18 Caller Yeah?

1:21:18 Drew Yeah, so do you get a lot of ladies into the club? Or into the store?

1:21:23 Caller Yes, we do. It's actually, I would say, probably 80% women.

1:21:26 Drew 80% women?

1:21:28 Caller Yeah.

1:21:28 Drew Mostly.

1:21:29 Caller A couple of gay guys.

1:21:32 Drew Mostly lesbians, though, rolling through there, right?

1:21:34 Caller No, honestly, it's like really hot, south beach chicks.

1:21:38 Caller Really?

1:21:38 Constantine Maroulis Oh, man.

1:21:39 Caller Yeah.

1:21:39 Constantine Maroulis Now, do they do fashion shows and stuff like that?

1:21:43 Adam Wait, it does not compute.

1:21:45 Drew Yeah, what do they buy? Well, a lot of women are buying a lot of these, you know, personal toys.

1:21:52 Caller I mean, we saw like lingerie and we saw like a lot of like candles and sexy massage oils and stuff like that. But we also, I mean, women mostly buy toys, to be honest.

1:22:04 Drew All those and you have to fire them up before you have to fire them.

1:22:07 Caller All the people who work here are female. So they feel a lot. They feel very comfortable coming in here.

1:22:14 Drew Do you fire up those sex toys before they take them?

1:22:19 Caller No. Well, we battery test them before they can leave the store.

1:22:23 Drew Yeah, that would be firing them up.

1:22:26 Caller Yeah, I guess so.

1:22:27 Constantine Maroulis I'm definitely coming through there. We're going to be rehearsing there the week before we open. So.

1:22:32 Drew Oh, really?

1:22:32 Constantine Maroulis Yeah, because that's the opening. So we're going to sort of tech the show that week and then open on the 12th.

1:22:39 Caller We'll come into Deja Vu's Love Boutique.

1:22:44 Constantine Maroulis Very classy, very classy.

1:22:47 Drew All right. You have the purple and orange day glow carpet.

1:22:52 Caller No, we don't. It's actually designed. It's very it's art deco.

1:22:56 Drew OK.

1:22:57 Caller An old art deco building. And it's really nice.

1:22:59 Drew All right. All right. Upscale.

1:23:00 Caller I like that.

1:23:01 Drew What's what's your biggest? What's your biggest seller right now?

1:23:04 Caller Our biggest seller right now is probably the Ivy Rabbit.

1:23:08 Adam The rabbit again.

1:23:09 Drew Yeah. What is that? What is that one? It's called the what rabbit?

1:23:14 Caller The I vibe rabbit.

1:23:16 Adam I vibe.

1:23:16 Drew I vibe.

1:23:17 Caller I vibe rabbit rabbit.

1:23:20 Drew Right. OK.

1:23:21 Caller Yeah.

1:23:22 Constantine Maroulis Again, I'm looking with the extremely popular capitalizing on the Apple.

1:23:28 Drew What do you guys have in that? No returns on that.

1:23:32 Caller No returns. No.

1:23:33 Drew Now, that's why I'm telling you, that's why they have to fire everything up in person, because once you leave the store with that butt plug or the rabbit or whatever you're putting in there, there is there's no discount bin. Although I got to believe the Corollas would be hanging in the if there was a thrift store for that stuff, they would be going there.

1:23:54 Adam Although you'd be going to come out of high school, you'd be going through the bin in the back.

1:23:58 Drew Look, I am not not kidding you when I tell you that we had a weirdo manager of our first apartment when we moved out, we had a bunch of guys living in one bedroom and some weirdo moved out and this guy showed up with a box of these things. I'm talking strap-ons, I'm talking novelty stuff, butt plugs, everything.

1:24:19 Constantine Maroulis What is a butt plug?

1:24:20 Drew It was just a... What isn't a butt plug is really the question. Anything could be a butt plug. That mug, that Drew's keys, Drew's glasses. Perfect. Drew's nose. What wouldn't qualify as a... It looks like a spade on a deck of cards.

1:24:37 Adam Three-dimensional spade.

1:24:38 Drew Yeah, I'll draw it out for you during the break. The point is, here's really the criteria for a butt plug. It needs to start small and get bigger. It can't be the other way around. It sort of has to be shaped like anything that's aerodynamic. You know, it's got to really cheat the wind.

1:24:56 Constantine Maroulis So it looks like a pacifier.

1:24:58 Drew Cheating the wind wouldn't be a bad name for my butt plug.

1:25:01 Constantine Maroulis Oh man. So it sort of looks like the Boy Scouts of America insignia or a pacifier.

1:25:07 Drew Yeah, Drew, that was a little bolder. And you know what it's got a little-

1:25:11 Constantine Maroulis Is that a dreidel? What is that?

1:25:13 Drew I had a little butt plug. I made it out of latex. It kind of looks like, remember the cone heads? Yes. It's got a little of that. If you picture Saturday Night Live, the cone heads from behind would have that kind of look. You cut it right at the trapezoid muscle there. All right, we'll take ourselves a little break, Constantine, here tonight for American Idol. We're always trying to educate our guests. We'll be right back after this.

1:25:38 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:25:41 Drew Loveline will be right back. Hey, everybody. It's Loveline, madam. That's Dr. Drew. I forget about that phone number. Constantine is here from American Idol. Yeah. I really got into American Idol this year. I got to say.

1:26:17 Adam You're gay.

1:26:18 Drew I didn't. That's another thing I got into this year. Oh.

1:26:21 Constantine Maroulis Just this year?

1:26:23 Adam No.

1:26:24 Drew I dabbled in ass before, but now it's become an obsession. Drew?

1:26:30 Adam You said you would mention that.

1:26:31 Drew Drew?

1:26:32 Adam I was saying.

1:26:33 Drew And the thing is, the American Idol, the first few weeks where they're doing the auditions, for me, that's not the show. I like it when the competition begins and you start picking out your favorites and all that. There's always fat people that can't sing.

1:26:50 Adam It's amazing how distorted and delusional people are, though, isn't it? The lack of insight is an amazing thing.

1:26:55 Drew There's plenty of that, and there's also, I think, people are just put-ons now. A lot of them are just on there, just saying, screw it, I'm going to get on, do this thing. I mean, you can't do a show like this without attracting a certain amount of people that are somewhere between, it's a put-on, but I want to be on TV, but maybe I think I sound good. It's hard, you know, the line is a little bit blurry.

1:27:16 Adam I don't know if you watch it.

1:27:17 Constantine Maroulis They're good at weeding out the real, you know, fake people. Unless it's something like gimmicky and that they want it on.

1:27:25 Drew Yeah.

1:27:25 Adam I saw a lot of people who were actually delusional.

1:27:27 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:27:28 Constantine Maroulis That's that's the best part of the show.

1:27:30 Drew That's that's for sure. And and I'm we have our favorites. I'm I'm fine with that. But to me, I start watching it in week number, I don't know, six or whatever. Whenever the competition really starts heating up, we we we trim the fat, so to speak, preparing for your judging job.

1:27:48 Constantine Maroulis Yeah. The crazy part is people follow from day one like they have their favorites right away. They pick, you know, and they try and they follow that person. It's just it's just an amazing thing to be a part of. Definitely. But I mean, the being inside of it has just blown away by how huge it is. And just it is crazy.

1:28:06 Drew It is a juggernaut. Let's talk to Jacob, who's thirty two. Jacob.

1:28:14 Yes.

1:28:15 Drew What's up?

1:28:16 Question for Dr. Drew. Yeah. About two weeks ago, I went to a massage parlor and a hand job turned into a actual sex, about a minute unprotected. Now, I was on Catholic at the time.

1:28:30 Drew You were on what?

1:28:31 A Catholic, nanobiotic for a chest cold.

1:28:34 Adam Yeah.

1:28:35 Drew So you went to a massage parlor and the hand job turned into sex. Yes. So for me, the hand job turns into a back rub, turns into 110 bucks minus a tip.

1:28:45 Adam Right.

1:28:46 Constantine Maroulis Did you know you were getting a hand job going to this massage parlor though? Like going into it, did you know that's an option?

1:28:53 And what I'm wondering, I've had no symptoms, no burning, no redness, no bumps. I went back later and had to use the condom this time and I had spermicide I think, cause then it got itchy, then I put some, some of this hydrocortisone and then I was fine a day later.

1:29:10 Drew All right. I mean, you're, you're like any true champion, you know, it's not going to stay down for long.

1:29:15 Adam Sure, it went back in the ring.

1:29:17 Drew You have to.

1:29:18 Adam I guess so. Your skin itched?

1:29:21 Yeah, just the skin. There was no, no bumps, no sores, no, there's no no burning. Just when, after I used the condom, I mean, I used, I got all nervous and I started using rubbing alcohol to clean myself and That won't do crap.

1:29:34 Adam Aren't you worried about HIV or hepatitis or something?

1:29:37 Drew Yeah, these are virtuous ladies.

1:29:39 Well, am I, am I, should I not be afraid of the gonorrhea or syphilis or?

1:29:44 Adam Yes, you should be afraid of the classic, classic sexually transmitted diseases like chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, chancroid, LGV, these things are all still a possibility for you.

1:29:54 Constantine Maroulis Squat rot.

1:29:55 Adam But.

1:29:56 Caller Would the keflex have protected me from those?

1:29:59 Adam No, probably not.

1:30:00 Drew What is a keflex?

1:30:01 Adam It's a first-generation syphilis borne. It's like a penicillin. Oh, it's related to penicillin.

1:30:05 Drew It's a piece of work.

1:30:06 Adam I mean, it might might a little bit against perhaps the gonorrhea.

1:30:10 Drew Hey, Jacob, let me ask a couple of questions. How much for the hand job? Jacob, did he give an answer?

1:30:20 Adam Yeah, I didn't hear it.

1:30:21 Caller It died.

1:30:22 Drew How much for the hand job? 40? Not bad, not bad. And then when it turned into sex, did it get bumped up?

1:30:32 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:30:34 Drew Yeah. About 100. And why was that over so quickly? Because the hand job was in full effect?

1:30:41 Caller I think I just realized what I was doing and stopped.

1:30:44 Drew Oh, really? Yeah. Back to the hand job?

1:30:48 Caller No, no, I took off after that. That's when I started using...

1:30:52 Drew No orgasm?

1:30:53 Caller No, exactly. It's still been good out of there.

1:30:56 Drew That's what it sounded like once he got to the car. Sure.

1:30:58 Caller That's when I started using whatever cleaners I could find. I started trying to clean everything.

1:31:02 Adam Yeah, there's nothing, Jacob, that will do nothing for you.

1:31:05 Drew Couldn't he just urinate on himself, Drew?

1:31:07 Caller Did that have caused the irritation?

1:31:09 Adam Sure, if you're scrubbing yourself. But listen, if it were the case that you could in any way impact on transmission of sexually transmitted diseases by dousing yourself in alcohol or scrubbing yourself with soap afterwards, don't you think you would have heard of that?

1:31:24 Drew Listen, I learned firsthand, I used to have this theory that ammonia stopped everything in its tracks.

1:31:31 Adam Until you saw the crabs?

1:31:32 Drew Until my buddy got a crab. Oh, yes, my buddy.

1:31:36 Adam Pupic lice.

1:31:37 Drew Yes, and we pulled one of them off. I set them on the counter in my bathroom.

1:31:43 Adam Little tiny microscopic crab.

1:31:44 Drew Well, I don't know about microscopic.

1:31:46 Adam They're tiny.

1:31:47 Drew They're tiny, but they're not microscopic. Point I could see it with the naked eye.

1:31:51 Adam Yes, yes.

1:31:51 Drew And I put a drop of this ammonia on it and it walked right out of it. Oh, man. Yeah, it actually. Yeah. And that's where I realized nothing will kill these things.

1:32:02 Adam Then it started growing like radioactive.

1:32:04 Drew Yeah, ammonia crab.

1:32:05 Adam Yeah.

1:32:05 Drew Yeah. It's awesome.

1:32:06 Constantine Maroulis Gremlins.

1:32:07 Drew Yeah, it's going to be on Nick at Night.

1:32:10 Constantine Maroulis What's the name of this truck stop that this happened at?

1:32:13 Drew He was a he just knew he's going to massage part part of Jacob.

1:32:17 Constantine Maroulis Forty dollars.

1:32:18 Drew Oh, yeah. Jacob.

1:32:20 Caller Yeah.

1:32:20 Drew All right. So you're going to go back to the place?

1:32:23 Caller Probably not.

1:32:25 Drew Would you recommend it to a friend? Because I know they have those little things you fill out at.

1:32:30 Caller Well, I was worried it's been six weeks, Dr. Drew. If I'm not burning or red or bumpy. Yeah, you're fine.

1:32:36 Drew You're fine.

1:32:37 Adam Then you should still have your hepatitis and HIV serology is done.

1:32:41 Drew Right.

1:32:42 Adam All right. I would also check it for syphilis. Sometimes that goes unnoticed.

1:32:46 Drew Erin.

1:32:47 Adam Yeah.

1:32:48 Drew You have low self-esteem with the boys.

1:32:50 Caller Yeah.

1:32:51 Drew I'm sorry to hear that, sweetie pea, but you're 15.

1:32:54 Adam Yeah. That's protective. That's good.

1:32:57 Drew It's better than you feeling like your ass doesn't stink at 15.

1:33:02 Constantine Maroulis Boys suck.

1:33:03 Drew Yeah.

1:33:04 Caller Well, I know.

1:33:06 Drew All right. Well, listen, is your dad around?

1:33:09 Caller No.

1:33:10 Caller My parents are divorced.

1:33:12 Drew Yeah. Did your dad abandon the family?

1:33:14 Caller Yeah.

1:33:15 Drew Yeah.

1:33:15 Adam Yeah. It makes it difficult.

1:33:16 Drew Makes you feel bad about yourself.

1:33:18 Adam Makes you feel like, yeah, right.

1:33:19 Caller Well, yeah, but, I don't know, it's just, I like, yeah.

1:33:29 Drew Okay.

1:33:30 Just do it.

1:33:31 Drew All right. Anderson's going to give you lower self-esteem. Here's the thing. We're out of time. You cannot judge yourself by, it's not like, well, if you're prettier, nicer, better, smarter, dad would have hung around.

1:33:42 Adam Deep psychological imprint.

1:33:44 Drew I know. And I can't say, just get over it. Here's all you can do if your self-esteem is bad, male or female. Getting other people to be attracted to you is not going to do it.

1:33:53 Adam Right.

1:33:54 Drew You getting attracted to sports, hobbies, school, things that make you feel good about yourself. Things that make you feel good, friends, that kind of stuff, that will build your self-esteem. Or banging everyone in Hollywood, like Constantine. We'll take a.

1:34:06 Constantine Maroulis Music, music, music. That's what they need.

1:34:08 Drew That's right. That's when you get to the sex, sex, sex. Take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:34:32 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:34:51 Drew Yeah, not right through, everybody. Constantine.

1:34:55 Constantine Maroulis Yeah.

1:34:57 Drew Don't go changing on us. You know what I mean?

1:34:59 Adam We'll never see him again.

1:35:01 Drew Why not?

1:35:02 Adam Just get huge and leave, like all them do.

1:35:04 Drew Yeah, but maybe he won't. Maybe he'll just flatline a little, and then he'll be back begging to come on the show.

1:35:10 Constantine Maroulis I'd love to come back.

1:35:11 Drew Constantine, yes, no matter what happens. Here's the deal. If nothing ever works out, you get to come back on the show, but if you do what we think you're gonna do, and you have a meteoric rise to stardom, you still come back on the show.

1:35:22 Constantine Maroulis Absolutely, I'm right here in town, so I'd love to.

1:35:24 Drew All right, everyone, Pray for the Soul of Betty is the name of the CD. Also, of course, the American Idol CD out. Look for the tour soon. Until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.

1:35:38 Caller This has been Love Line. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Love Line is Aningold. Love Line is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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