Episode 1000710693682

0:57 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

1:01 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

1:04 Voiceover Sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

1:08 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:13 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:17 Adam With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Hey, everybody.

1:21 Joseph Gordon-Levitt It's Loveline.

1:22 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, Fond Number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is here tonight. He's got himself a new movie out called Mysterious Skin.

1:38 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Joseph, I knew we looked familiar.

1:40 Adam Third Rock from the Sun, right?

1:42 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah, that's right.

1:43 Drew Joe, didn't it just look like Adam was like fighting with the evil octopus or something? It's like he's just flashing a cartoon or something. What is going on here?

1:50 Adam Well, the cord to my cans, as we call them.

1:53 Drew You're like struggling, your hand's flailing with cords around you.

1:56 Adam Yeah, it's weird. It was tied in a knot and I was bothered by that, believe it or not. True.

2:03 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I'm impressed, man. You can keep people interested on the radio and deal with your cords at the same time. I admire that.

2:08 Adam People interested on the radio. Thanks, brother. So tell us, all right, so let me just get, when did Third Rock from the Sun end? Four years ago.

2:21 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah, that sounds right.

2:22 Adam Is that right?

2:23 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah, I was 19 when we stopped doing it. I'm 24 now.

2:26 Adam And you started doing it when you were like 14? 13.

2:30 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah.

2:31 Adam Wow. Good run.

2:32 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah, good run. All my teenage years.

2:35 Adam Are you set for life?

2:38 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Get right to the money. Is that it?

2:39 Adam Yeah, no, I'm just sort of, and no one ever wants to talk about it. We don't want to talk about numbers. We'd like to talk about numbers. And then you hear about the old stars or Bob Denver made 186 bucks an episode, now he's doing Boat Shows and Pomona. That's Gilligan from Gilligan's Island. But in today's world, are you okay? You can't go travel around the world for the rest of your life and never work, but do you need to work?

3:05 Joseph Gordon-Levitt What I will say is having done that show afforded me the opportunity to do movies like Mysterious Skin which had no financing from big companies, paid nothing but the union scale, and was you know being done by a bunch of people who just were doing it for the love and because they believe in it.

3:24 Adam What was the budget on it?

3:26 Joseph Gordon-Levitt The budget was, I don't know exactly what it was, it was like half a million dollars or something like that. Which you know most studio movies cost like twenty million dollars.

3:34 Drew It's a small one.

3:35 Adam I'm trying to think what the they must have a stat somewhere, average thing that's playing in the theater, I guess it changes from summer to winter or whatever but you know average thing that's in the theater when you take the 80 million dollar jobs and you weigh them out against the 3 million dollar jobs, you know 1952 average thing in December in the theater. You know it may be interesting to see that chart.

3:58 Drew And if you think about how a television show costs, it's like 150,000 dollars for an hour television, 500 for a movie.

4:05 Adam 150?

4:06 Drew More than that. I mean a lean television ratio, yeah.

4:10 Adam No we used to get five something for The Man Show. Per episode? Yeah.

4:13 Drew Per episode, wow.

4:14 Adam Yeah.

4:15 Drew But that sounds like he makes a movie out of that.

4:17 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah.

4:18 Adam Yeah. Drew come on buddy.

4:20 Joseph Gordon-Levitt But it doesn't look cheaply made. It was actually, the guy that made it, Greg Araki, who's made a bunch of movies in the past.

4:26 Adam I think I was in one of his films.

4:28 Drew I think he was on the show.

4:29 Adam He was on the show.

4:30 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I wouldn't be surprised.

4:31 Adam I was in one of his movies.

4:32 Drew That was the...

4:33 Joseph Gordon-Levitt What movies?

4:34 Drew The Sleuth, The Detective or something?

4:38 Adam Some of the ones I never did see.

4:39 Drew But this is the one you came late to in a quarry.

4:42 Adam Yes. Not in a quarry. In a junkyard.

4:45 Drew Right.

4:45 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Right.

4:46 Drew Right.

4:46 Adam Oh, man.

4:48 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Well, he's done a lot of movies.

4:49 Adam Yes.

4:50 Joseph Gordon-Levitt He had the experience and the wherewithal to prepare so heavily and put so much work into it that we could shoot it in 24 days and actually make it look really good. It's not one of these gritty-looking, low-budget, aesthetic, indie movies.

5:04 Adam Well, people... We're getting to the point where people can make movies...

5:08 Drew On a Mac.

5:09 Adam I mean, you can...

5:10 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Greg cut the movie at home on his Mac.

5:12 Adam And he actually had an Avid machine sitting on top of his Mac.

5:16 Drew Yeah, that's what I mean.

5:17 Adam He actually held it up.

5:19 Drew He was putting his ass on the Mac. He was on the Mac.

5:20 Adam Yeah, he sat on the Mac while he worked on the Avid.

5:22 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Final Cut Pro 4, available at your local Apple store. That's what Greg cut the movie on.

5:27 Adam And did he... All right, buddy. Come on, relax.

5:30 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Hey, I'm passionate about these sorts of things.

5:33 Adam All right, well, easy on the passion. Drew's passionate, too, but you don't... Drew wants pie. Is... And was it shot like on a digital, like a three-chip camera?

5:43 Joseph Gordon-Levitt No, it wasn't. It was shot 35 millimeter. Oh, really? It was because he was so... Greg knew this movie so well.

5:50 Adam I've worked with the man. Believe you me. I just can't remember what it was.

5:53 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah, well, he... I mean, he could watch the movie in his head while we were making it.

5:58 Adam That's either genius or high. See, the genius are super high.

6:03 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah, he doesn't get super high.

6:04 Adam All right, then genius.

6:05 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah, I think he's a bit of a genius.

6:07 Adam Michelle, you got to IMDB me and find out what this movie was called.

6:12 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Will you recognize if I say it? Was it Nowhere? Was it Doom Generation?

6:15 Adam Ooh, ooh, ooh. Nowhere. I'm going with Nowhere.

6:18 Drew I was like in Doom Generation.

6:20 Adam Oh, really? True as it smokes as much pot as me, so maybe I'll go with that.

6:24 Drew It was actually on the screen.

6:25 Adam I was on the screen. How dare you? I play someone's boss. You know what I'm saying? All right. Now, oh, when is this coming out, by the way?

6:35 Joseph Gordon-Levitt It's coming out on Friday.

6:36 Adam What's it about?

6:38 Joseph Gordon-Levitt It's about two different guys who, when they're young, they both are abused by their little league coach. And it's really sexual abuse, sexual abuse.

6:49 Adam It's a comedy.

6:50 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah. Wow. But they cope with it in different ways. So they kind of become two opposite people. And the movie catches up with them when they're 18. And they become like opposites from each other.

7:03 Adam And you're one of them.

7:05 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I'm one of them.

7:06 Adam And now, how do you, how did you read, how did you get the material? Who gave you the script?

7:10 Joseph Gordon-Levitt It was standard. I just got a script from my agent and I read it. And that's, you know, when it becomes not standard because most scripts are awful. And I know. I've written a few.

7:24 Adam Yeah. But this is, this wasn't, who wrote it? Did Greg write it?

7:27 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Greg adapted a novel. The novel is also really good. Mysterious Skin, the book. And it's such a good script. You could just tell when you were reading it that, like, whoever wrote this really cares about it. And most scripts you read, they just sound like someone's trying to make some money.

7:42 Adam I wonder if Greg Araki ever got dittled by his T-ball coach because he's a little ambiguous sexually, as I recall. Now, back in the day, he was hooked up with What's-Her-Nose from 90210. Remember her?

7:57 Yeah, who was that?

7:58 Adam I don't know, I can't remember. What was her name? What was his girlfriend or wife's name? She was also in this movie I was in.

8:04 You were in Splendor.

8:05 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Oh, you were in Splendor.

8:06 Adam I was in Splendor.

8:07 Splendor, you played my stupid boss.

8:09 Adam I told you it wasn't that movie you thought it was, but it may have been the one I thought it was, but it turned out it was a third. Splendor, yes?

8:17 Drew Yes, 1999, Splendor.

8:20 Adam I was excellent. All right. Anderson, relax over there, buddy. You cool? You're cool. All right. Where are we? Taking calls.

8:30 Drew Here we go.

8:30 Adam All right.

8:31 Drew Adam Corolla. You know, when people, I was talking to a home, somebody was yelling Lauren's name, our Virginia Junior producer, I go, Lauren, I thought, Corolla.

8:41 Adam I'm trying to get the pool game, Joseph, trying to get the pool game Marco Polo, change to Adam Corolla.

8:47 Joseph Gordon-Levitt That sounds like a great idea.

8:49 Adam I know you probably have a lot of Hollywood friends. You could probably, you know, they all have pools out here.

8:53 Drew Sure, of course.

8:54 Adam Lithgow's probably got a couple of pools. Imagine, he's got, does he have kids?

8:58 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah, but he actually feels very strongly about Spanish explorers from the 14th century.

9:02 Drew Oh, so he only uses Marco Polo's name. Yeah.

9:04 Adam Is he Spanish?

9:06 Drew Whatever.

9:06 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Okay.

9:07 Adam You ready to rock?

9:08 Drew Shut up.

9:09 Adam All right, let's rock. Chelsea?

9:11 Yeah.

9:12 Adam You're 20?

9:13 Caller I am.

9:14 Adam Well, see if you can give him the play Marco Corolla, because to me that's a nice compromise. And it has a nice sound to it.

9:20 Drew It does, indeed.

9:21 Adam Hey, if I have a son, Marco Corolla. Wow, that's the guy. That's your buddy.

9:26 Drew Marco.

9:27 Adam But it could be your worst nightmare, too, if you piss him off. Do not piss Marco Corolla off. Uh-uh, he'll make short work of your ass.

9:33 Drew Marco I know is a little bit...

9:35 Adam Ladies love him, though.

9:36 Drew Yeah.

9:36 Adam Oh, yeah.

9:37 Drew Certain kinds.

9:39 Adam He's a looker.

9:40 Drew Chelsea, you're 20.

9:41 Caller Yes, correct. Well, I was just wondering, because, OK, I go to the University of Kansas and I had to take a women's studies class for one of my humanity requirements, and they said something. We had a pamphlet that we got from some feminist organization, and they said that vitamin C taken in high doses could bring on menstruation or even cause an abortion. Do you know anything about that?

10:08 Drew Well, there are all kinds of...

10:09 Adam It's got to be pregnant first, though, right?

10:10 Drew In what context? I mean, you can take almost... There are many, many medications you can take that will potentially harm or kill a baby.

10:16 Adam It took 700 billion cc's of vitamin folic acid.

10:20 Drew C is not something you'd sort of think of high in your list of something that's going to induce an abortion, but there are many things that can damage the ufetus.

10:27 Adam Well, here's the whole thing, too, when they go, in large enough doses, in large enough doses, air will kill you. Stick your head out of an airplane.

10:36 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I heard that chocolate in large enough doses will get you high.

10:39 Adam Yeah, and it'll crush you, too, if it lands on you. The metric ton of carob lands on you and it'll crush you, Drew.

10:44 Drew I don't understand the context. Right, that's the point. Why is this even, why is this?

10:46 Adam Well, you gotta eat, you know, you have to eat like a Winnebago-sized Hershey Kiss, and then eventually it'll kill you. Yeah, I mean vitamin C, yeah.

10:54 Drew What do you, I don't understand what you're asking, Chelsea.

10:56 Caller Well, I was just wondering, because I have, the last time I had to...

11:03 Drew Let me put it this way.

11:04 Caller Okay.

11:05 Drew If there, when there are reliable ways to induce abortion, doctors will give you those options. That's what we do. Here's the way to have an abortion. When there are ways that may only damage, that may only damage the uterus or damage the child or damage you, that's not what we're going to offer you.

11:21 Adam Well, I did my, I had a girlfriend back in the 20s where we were pregnant and the doctor told her, no, she had 2,700 Flintstones chewables.

11:31 Drew Oh, 2,700, yeah.

11:32 Adam Yeah. I said, couldn't we just use the vacuums? This is...

11:35 Drew They didn't have the vacuums.

11:36 Adam Didn't have the vacuums back then when they used Flintstones.

11:38 Drew Chelsea was...

11:39 Adam Stay away from the Wilma's. They had estrogen in them, she said. I don't know if she was right or not.

11:43 Drew I could have been back then.

11:44 Adam You just listen. It was a different time. All right, here's one point.

11:48 Drew But what is the question?

11:48 Adam There's no question.

11:49 Drew No, no, she had something, you were shooting a time with the contact. You having your period on what?

11:53 Caller Okay, the last time I had my period was April 5th. So, but I'm normally four to five weeks, so it would have been, so I'm two to three weeks late, just depending.

12:05 Drew Do you think you're pregnant?

12:06 Caller Well, okay, when I realized that I was late, I started taking vitamin C just because, I don't know why. And then I took a pregnancy test and it came up negative, but then I was wondering, well, maybe it's vitamin C that is causing-

12:21 Drew No, Chelsea, you seem so distrustful of everything. I mean, you don't believe a pregnancy test, you won't get some help for this, you won't go get proper abortion services, if that's what you want. What is this about? I mean, it's like alarming to hear you talk like this. You're a college student and you're going to figure out for yourself your own gynecological services? A gynecologist. I mean, you're in college for before. Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea.

12:46 Caller I can't go in for another two weeks.

12:49 Drew You don't have health services there for free?

12:51 Caller No, we do not.

12:53 Drew Really?

12:53 Adam No, you can't throw yourself on the mercy of some part of your college.

12:56 Drew You don't have a student health service organization that will just take you in and look at you?

13:00 Caller Not for free, no. It's all through insurance and...

13:04 Drew And then as a part of being a student, there you have to have insurance.

13:08 Caller Correct.

13:09 Drew Okay, so you have insurance. You have insurance.

13:10 Adam So Drew knows all about this college thing.

13:13 Drew It covers the visit. What are you waiting for? I'm alarmed for you.

13:16 Caller But it doesn't cover it completely.

13:18 Adam All right.

13:18 Drew So $10 Chelsea.

13:19 Adam Let's say just whatever.

13:20 Drew Wait, wait, wait, Chelsea. We're talking about...

13:21 Adam I don't care.

13:22 Drew We're talking about a $10 copay.

13:24 Adam Well, that doesn't seem like much to you, Drew, but to her it's almost nothing.

13:27 Drew We were done for lunch yesterday.

13:29 Adam Yeah.

13:30 Drew Chelsea, $10 copay. What are you waiting for?

13:33 Caller Well, I don't have... I can't go in.

13:35 Adam All right. Just look. Who cares, Drew?

13:38 Drew Wow.

13:40 Adam I can't save everybody. Well, there's certain people on a self-destructive path. They gotta let them go. Can't stop them.

13:46 Drew Well, there's many things we can cause to your menstrual irregularities. The top things, of course, are pregnancy, but there are several others you need an evaluation. Vitamin C is going to do nothing.

13:55 Adam Let me explain about everything doing anything. Nothing does anything, really.

13:58 Drew If it does something, we know about it.

14:00 Adam Even then, it doesn't do anything.

14:01 Drew What do you mean?

14:02 Adam Look, here's all I'm saying. If people do this thing where they think they can't get an erection because they're smoking too many cigarettes at 21, it does nothing. Eating pot, smoking pot, nothing. Booze, nothing. Nothing does anything under about the age of 40, really. Just go ahead and do whatever you want. Yeah, and all those people that, you know, the vitamin C or the roots or the ginseng or the jojoba, it only does stuff for crazy people. But that doesn't affect your actual function.

14:28 Drew You know, I just had a meeting today with people who are going to come out with the new premature ejaculation pill. Remember we had that dad on that? It really works.

14:36 Adam Really?

14:36 Drew Yeah. Why is that funny?

14:39 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I don't know. In my experience, sex is just way more mental than what you can control with a pill.

14:46 Drew Well, some people can only last about a minute and a half.

14:50 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Physically?

14:51 Drew Physically, biologically.

14:53 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I just know that I've had my share of experiences where I come quicker than a minute and a half and it's usually because for various reasons of what's going on in my head.

15:03 Drew There's a few million men that can't get past a minute and a half no matter what the circumstances and when you give them a serotonin transport inhibitor, they go to about four minutes. So you can do that. And the interesting thing in this study, which was several thousand men, is that it increased the satisfaction of the partner in partners who weren't complaining about dissatisfaction, which I found interesting. Yeah, but they still felt like...

15:26 Joseph Gordon-Levitt You could increase their serotonin levels, but you could also tell them to stop subscribing to Max and Magazine.

15:32 Drew There was a placebo arm and it didn't make any difference.

15:35 Joseph Gordon-Levitt No, I'm not talking about a placebo, I'm talking about maybe there's something else going on in their life besides their physical, chemical...

15:41 Drew But some of them are 20, some of them are 60, and they've all had the problem their whole life.

15:46 Adam Well, whatever, look, here's the thing, Joseph's saying maybe it's up in their head, maybe it is, whether it is or not, it's in there and ain't coming out.

15:55 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I don't know why, I don't trust pills.

15:57 Adam I would, well, unless you need them, though.

16:00 Drew Yeah, I mean, you're young, it shouldn't be that they're taking pills.

16:02 Adam When you get something, then you'll trust them.

16:05 Drew I mean, the problem is, we're not supposed to live past 40. We're not supposed to live past 40. We're really not supposed to live past 40.

16:11 Adam Here's my thing with that pill, Drew. I break it in half, half goes in the mouth, the other up the urethra.

16:18 Drew Oh, really?

16:19 Adam Yeah, act as an actual blockade.

16:21 Drew Remember we used to have those things that give erection by pushing up the urethra? Remember that? Back in the day, we used to do Love Line TV. That was the way, that was the Viagra then.

16:27 Adam I thought it was a shot.

16:29 Drew We had a shot inside the penis. We had those little suppositories that went in the urethra.

16:31 Adam Up the urethra?

16:32 Joseph Gordon-Levitt It took a shot to get an erection?

16:34 Adam Yeah.

16:34 Drew Yeah, there's that too.

16:36 Adam There's a shot in the penis, but I remember the urethra one.

16:39 Drew What do they call it? It's not really an M. Look at rectal dysfunction.

16:43 Adam Oh, please. Leave her alone. Shirley?

16:46 Yes.

16:47 Drew Remember before Viagra? That's all we had.

16:50 Adam Shirley? No, I don't...

16:52 Drew We used to talk about it on Loveline TV.

16:54 Adam I thought we used to talk about giving the injection to the penis.

17:01 Drew That's still around for people that have severe medical problems.

17:03 Adam We talked about putting a pill or suppository down the urethra.

17:07 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I cannot imagine being in the mood after injecting... Injecting yourself. Oh, my God.

17:13 Drew Imagine you had end-stage heart disease or end-stage kidney disease. You had about four years to live.

17:16 Adam Can't get an erection.

17:17 Drew No way you can get an erection. This allowed you to do it.

17:20 Joseph Gordon-Levitt And it has to be in your penis? The ejection goes in your penis?

17:23 Drew It's a prostate gland that prevents the outflow of blood.

17:26 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I don't know, man. I think I'd be so traumatized. Because the last thing I would want to do would be have sex after each.

17:30 Adam That would be the first week of not being able to have sex. By year number four, you'd be fine. Give me the needle, Doc. Shirley? Yeah. You're 21? Joseph, obviously a man of passion as well, Drew.

17:42 Drew Who is a passion?

17:42 Adam Reminds me of a young Dr. Drew. Shirley?

17:47 Caller Yeah.

17:47 Adam What's up?

17:48 Caller Okay, first I want to say, Joseph, you're awesome and I loved you in Manic.

17:52 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Oh, thank you. Thank you, Sam. I'm so pleased you saw that.

17:55 Adam Hold on, was I in that too or?

17:58 Caller No, I don't think so.

17:58 Adam Okay. All right.

18:00 Caller All right.

18:00 Adam Just checking.

18:01 Caller Well, okay. My thing is, since I was 18, well, when I was 18, I started having phone sex with my boyfriend who was in the military. Now, it's to the point where I cannot get off without phone sex.

18:15 Drew You mean if you're with him in person, you need somebody talking to you on the phone?

18:18 Caller Honestly, yes. And that's driving me crazy. And like, no matter what we're doing, I can't get off unless I'm on the phone.

18:28 Drew Now, let's explain.

18:28 Joseph Gordon-Levitt With someone else or with him?

18:30 Drew Or just a phone to your ear with the dial tone going?

18:33 Caller No, that doesn't work. Like a lot of these times I call, there's these, you see on TV for these numbers, like live links or something, I'll call that even if he's not around.

18:46 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get that you like it, but how do you orgasm with him in person?

18:51 Adam Yeah, that's what we're trying to figure out.

18:53 Caller I don't, that's the thing, I don't.

18:55 Adam So you're right, but you will not talk on the phone while you're with him physically?

19:00 Caller No, we never tried that, because he won't try that.

19:04 Drew Does he know how unhooked you are?

19:07 Adam Hold on a second, it's physically impossible for him to be on top of you and on the phone unless you have a couple of soup cans and some yarn.

19:14 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Or two cell phones.

19:15 Or two cell phones.

19:17 Drew But she could get on with some other weird lines.

19:19 Adam No, I know, I know, he's saying he won't try that. I mean, he doesn't want to be on you while you're on the phone with some guy from the 900 number.

19:29 Caller Well, yeah, but it doesn't have to be some guy. I mean, it's just like even if he would try, which I know it sounds weird, but it would help me. Even when I'm not there, I can't get off the boat.

19:39 Adam I know, I know.

19:40 Drew Oh boy.

19:40 Adam Shirley's colossally dumb. I'm trying to do the math here.

19:44 Drew I know, she won't follow. She can't track.

19:46 Adam He's on the phone. Is he in the next room? Is he on her? What would she like him to do? He can't be in her and on the blower at the same time.

19:56 Drew He could be in her and somebody else on the blower.

19:58 Adam Right, but she's saying she'd like him to try it. Surely.

20:02 Caller Yeah.

20:03 Drew What does he want to do?

20:04 Adam I want to know how he's going to have phone sex and real sex with you simultaneously.

20:09 Caller Well, I understand that, but he won't even, like when he's home, he won't have phone sex with me anymore. He only did it because he was away.

20:18 Drew Does he know how hooked you are?

20:20 Caller I tell him and he gets mad at me because I can't orgasm and I'm trying to tell him why I can't.

20:26 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Do you guys talk to each other while you're doing it?

20:29 Caller Yeah, and that really doesn't help me any.

20:33 Drew What is it about the phone sex?

20:36 Caller I don't know. I know I love to be called names and things like that. And he's tried that and that doesn't help me.

20:43 Drew You need to think very deeply about what you're experiencing.

20:46 Adam Do you want me to have a special ed call you from Crank Yankers? That's hot.

20:51 I'm going to Hawaii.

20:54 Drew Think very hard about what it is that you are into with this and see if you can re-evoke the same thing when you're actually with your boyfriend. All right.

21:00 Adam But surely sounds like something's up. Something's going on with you.

21:03 Caller I don't know. That's what I'm trying to figure out.

21:07 Adam Well, I mean, you don't have any kids, do you?

21:09 Caller No.

21:10 Adam Okay. No kids.

21:12 Caller I don't want any kids.

21:13 Adam I know you don't want any.

21:14 Caller I don't have any kids.

21:15 Adam That never stopped people from having them. Right. That's my mom. But you're very sad. Here's the thing. It's it's we were abused in any way. Were you abandoned? Was there any problems?

21:28 Caller My dad moved out when I was four and my mom went through like five different guys, like I have siblings to four other people.

21:36 Adam Yeah, I'm hearing that.

21:38 Drew I don't know.

21:39 Adam Yeah. All right. I'm going to try some more time. I've been wrong every single time I've tried it. But this time, Drew, I know I'm on. I know I'm on because I can feel it. Jew, Jewish family. Shirley, you're calling from Pennsylvania. You have five siblings from five different dudes you've danced with to see. Amish, Amish, Amish. Asian or Jew? Which is it? Neither.

21:59 Oh my God.

22:01 Caller I'm wrong again.

22:04 Adam Drew, I'm a very intuitive guy.

22:05 Drew It's Amish. It's Amish. Come on. You know my instincts are good. Not Amish?

22:10 Adam No. I don't care about your Amish thing. You know I'm intuitive, right?

22:14 Drew Yeah.

22:15 Adam I'm very intuitive. And my batting average is very high on this show. I guess people are truck drivers. I have been wrong on this Asian Jew thing at least 50 times in a row.

22:25 Drew This was a perfect candidate.

22:26 Adam I don't know. I got to get re-calibrated at the temple.

22:29 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I didn't get that vibe at all.

22:31 Adam Yeah. I don't know. I'm off again. Shirley?

22:34 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah.

22:36 Adam You need to not do what your mom did. That's got to be your number one goal.

22:41 Drew Don't live in a trailer.

22:42 Caller My mom had me when she was 16.

22:45 Drew We know what your mom did. The points are making fun.

22:47 Adam What's the plan? What are you doing? You going to school? You working?

22:52 Caller I'm working full time. I'm going to be going to Pitt University soon.

22:57 Drew Good.

22:59 Adam As far as this problem goes, you're going to have to work it out with this guy. He's got to play ball a little bit with you. On the other hand, he doesn't have to completely indulge you because he has a feeling maybe this is going to spin off. You're going to lose your relationship.

23:12 Drew I like to see her convert whatever it is that she likes about that into the real setting, into the flesh meeting. Let's have some pie.

23:17 Adam Drew, what if she got one of those Bluetooth things?

23:20 Caller Oh.

23:21 Adam She gets the Bluetooth thing.

23:23 Drew And she can do whatever she wants.

23:24 Adam He gets a speaker phone in the bedroom.

23:26 Drew No, it doesn't have to be with him. She can talk to whoever she wants then.

23:28 Adam Yeah, but he's trying to have, wants to have sex with her too while she's hearing him.

23:31 Drew He'll be fine.

23:33 Adam Hmm.

23:34 Drew What's up, Pie? Come on.

23:34 Joseph Gordon-Levitt They need a new like handset with sexual attachments so that you could have that kind of...

23:40 Adam Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's nice.

23:42 Drew Very interesting.

23:43 Adam All right, let me give the pie to Michelle. She needs to cut it up.

23:45 Drew Did you find the name of the suppository? Yeah, it's, I'm learning a lot of things. Yeah, that's good.

23:52 Joseph Gordon-Levitt And your email's gonna be clogged up for the next ten years.

23:54 Caller Marked as Muse.

23:56 Drew Muse, that's what it was. I would say Muse Act, but it's Muse, right?

23:58 Adam It was called Muse, you're right. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is here tonight. Mysterious Skin is the name of his new movie out in theaters on May... what?

24:06 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Friday, this Friday.

24:07 Adam Oh, this Friday.

24:08 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Oh, that's tomorrow.

24:09 Adam Yeah, why is it saying New York on May 6th?

24:12 Joseph Gordon-Levitt It came out in New York on May 6th. It's coming out on Friday in LA. The Sunset Five.

24:16 Adam New York, LA., and if you guys like it, we'll fill those parts in in between. So, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

24:25 1-800-LOVE-1-9-1. Loveline.

24:28 Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. We'll be right back.

24:34 Caller The one and only Live 105.

24:51 Adam Hey, everybody. Ridiculous city we live in. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phoner, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is here tonight from Mysterious Skin. It is coming out tomorrow in Los Angeles. I was just finishing a thought, but here's how effed up the city is. If you need to know anything about this great city of Los Angeles. When I did used to do work, I did earthquake rehab for the city for a while, downtown LA. They gave me the status of laborer because I was the best carpenter and the laborers got paid more. In normal society, laborers at the time would get $7 an hour and the carpenters get $16 an hour.

25:38 Drew But in LA?

25:39 Adam In LA city, the laborers got $19 something an hour and the carpenters got $17.55 an hour.

25:45 Drew So basically the guy that's worked for 9 years gets less than the guy that walks off the street.

25:50 Adam Yeah, yeah. And then the other thing was is there was a little EEOC requirements too. So we had to have like a chick, Vietnamese guy, black guy, and a Chinese guy. So if we couldn't find any chicks or Chinese guys, black guys who actually were in the earthquake rehab. So our black guy was a guy named Chipper, who was I think like a dancer by trade. I gave him one of my tool bags. So we had a tool bag and he had like a Gucci belt threaded through it in this one tool bag hanging off it. And he would wear loafers and he knew nothing. And he got paid the same as everyone else who had been there for 10 years. Cause we had to round out the ethnic totem pole.

26:32 Drew That's for the good of society.

26:33 Adam It's for the better. It's for the better. It is for the better. That's your taxpayer dollars at work, everybody. And the chick, forget about it. We found something for her to do. Like, just walk in the circle on the sidewalk until we're done working. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Let's talk to Mike, who's 17.

26:54 Mike? Yeah, hello?

26:58 Adam How far was that receiver from your face, Mike, that it took that much effort to get it back to your cheek?

27:03 Caller Yeah, what's up? I took steroids recently.

27:07 Drew Like, I have like no sex drive now. What did you take?

27:13 Caller It's called, I think it's called like Mac 10.

27:16 Drew Is it a pill?

27:17 Caller Yeah.

27:18 Drew How long did you take it for?

27:20 Caller I took around six cycles.

27:23 So how long is that for you?

27:26 Caller You basically take three pills every day for two weeks, then you take two weeks off. And I also took estrogen blockers. Basically, that's just like to help my liver.

27:39 Drew No, basically, you took that so you didn't get the man boobs.

27:43 Caller Oh yeah, for the man boobs too.

27:44 Drew That doesn't do anything for your liver. In fact, it could be a little tougher on your liver.

27:47 Caller All right.

27:47 Adam Hold on. Again, I know I've been burned before tonight, but I'm going to you. I'm going to you. I just, I know when I hear a Jewish calling for Fresno, he's on the juice. Mike, you Jewish?

27:59 Joseph Gordon-Levitt No, dude.

28:00 Oh!

28:01 Drew So you basically did a year of this, right?

28:03 Adam You're like, oh, for 28.

28:04 Drew You did a year of this, right?

28:06 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Basically.

28:07 Drew Yeah. And I'm hearing a little pot laugh going too. You smoke a fair amount of pot?

28:10 Adam What's that? And it could have been Joseph, by the way. What do you, what are you doing? Do you smoke? What do you do? Just hang up?

28:17 Drew Mike?

28:20 Adam Drew, you're cornered. I'm afraid you're mad.

28:22 Drew I know.

28:23 Adam By the way.

28:23 Drew So the pot may be causing the rectal problem.

28:26 Adam Let me explain something.

28:27 Joseph Gordon-Levitt He's taking steroids and you blame it on the pot?

28:29 Drew Steroids, I'm saying it could be, the steroids will do it too, absolutely. But he's off it now. Why is he still, and we didn't get to find out how long he's been off the steroids. The two together will profoundly affect sexual function. Yeah, right.

28:39 Joseph Gordon-Levitt But don't blame it.

28:40 Adam Don't blame the weed, Drew. Come on, don't harsh his mouth.

28:43 Drew Yeah.

28:43 Adam And I'm talking about drugs.

28:45 Drew Weed is a natural drug. It's good for you.

28:46 Joseph Gordon-Levitt No, I'm saying, you know, it's certainly good for your erectile function.

28:50 Drew No, not for a lot of guys. In fact, it raises estrogen levels and causes breast enlargement in many men, particularly around his age.

28:56 Adam No. No, it doesn't.

28:59 Drew Adam.

28:59 Adam It doesn't, Drew. And no one, no one ever knows Smoke's Pot has breast enlargement, men, 17 year old, one in 10 billion.

29:07 Drew No, not one in 10 billion, probably one in 100.

29:09 Adam 100 billion. A million.

29:10 Joseph Gordon-Levitt And they got to smoke a lot of pot.

29:12 Adam I know, but this, it never happens, Drew. It's, it's always, it's a genetic thing. The weed ain't gonna do anything. But look, he had the pot laugh. That's what, that's what set Drew off. And also here's the affirmative on the weed smoking. He hung up when Drew asked him to show up. He freaked out. But let me explain something, stoners. You can go ahead and lie. Or you can go ahead and say, yeah, I'm high now.

29:35 Drew And by the way, we don't care. I don't care, he smoked pot, it's fine. We're just gonna try to figure out why your penis doesn't get hard.

29:41 Adam But I will say to this guy, he's 17, he's on the juice, he's on the weed, this kid's rangy.

29:47 Drew Well, I'll tell you what, you know what I mean?

29:48 Adam It's usually one or the other.

29:49 Drew No, no, no, it isn't.

29:50 Adam It isn't?

29:50 Drew Yeah, a little older. When I see the young, the 20-year-olds under, it's usually pot, a stimulant in the weed and the juice, they go together.

29:58 Adam Most juicers, high school juicer guys, go towards stimulants. High school juicer guys are jocks.

30:04 Drew Yep.

30:04 Adam And those aren't the weed guys. No.

30:07 Drew Some of them are.

30:09 Adam Not usually the same guy who's smoking the herb and doing the juice. The juice is just the juice and the aggressive. Or maybe it's just nothing, it's just Mickey's big mouth in the parking lot after the Friday Night Game. All right.

30:22 Drew I'm telling you almost always, almost always, they're doing stimulants and the juice. That's the combination.

30:29 Adam Well, here's why.

30:31 Drew And so you always have those two together.

30:32 Adam I know.

30:33 Drew And then a certain percentage of those are a smoking pot. And the reason being is a lot of the marijuana will eventually induce a depression, the stimulants relieve that, so that sort of puts a little fuel in the stimulants.

30:44 Adam Yeah, but this guy's 17.

30:45 Drew He's young for all of that.

30:45 Adam Nothing happens. Here's what goes on. The reason the guys who are on the Jews are also doing the stimulants is because they're open for business.

30:55 Drew They like that feeling. They all like to be jacked up.

30:57 Adam Well, if you're a 17 year old and someone says, look, you're going to take steroids, you'll take anything. Do you know what I mean?

31:04 Drew Well, why don't they take pain pills then?

31:06 Adam Well if you had them and you started feeding them to them, they do it.

31:09 Drew They don't. They tend to stay with the stimulants. They get exposed a lot of stuff.

31:12 Adam They do anything I gave them, I can guarantee you that.

31:15 Drew Your buddies, yeah.

31:16 Adam Yeah. No, they do anything they can get their hands on. This stuff's easier. The stimulants, people cook it up at home, they get it cheap. Believe me, I know what the kids are up to. And yes, they're aggressive guys. They're jacked up guys.

31:28 Drew But some people like downers, some people like uppers. These guys like the uppers.

31:31 Adam Yeah, I know. That's why I'm saying they don't smoke weed. Thank you.

31:34 Drew A certain percent do.

31:36 Adam A certain percent, which is almost none.

31:38 Drew Melissa, why don't you come to work with me and I'll be just so on patient.

31:42 Adam Let me explain something. You see everybody like my sister, when I asked her what percentage of society was gay and she said 90 percent. She worked at a hair salon in Silver Lake. You're overwhelmed where you're working. I know everything, Drew. I don't need to go count heads or look at a book that places them out.

32:00 Drew You know everything about what you experience. I got to broaden your experience a little bit because it's been a little while since you got out of high school. A little while.

32:07 Adam I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know pot and the juice aren't the same guy.

32:13 Drew Yes, these are not.

32:14 Adam Except usually. Yeah, but see, Drew, we end up arguing because you say, you're turning into the guy you hate, which is, yeah, there's a very small percentage that does. Of course there's guys who smoke weed and do the juice.

32:25 Drew Stimulant juices go together all the time.

32:27 Adam Yes, that's what I'm with you on. Melissa?

32:30 Yeah.

32:31 Adam You're 18?

32:32 Caller Yeah, I'm 18.

32:33 Adam What's up?

32:35 Caller Okay, so there's this guy, this is gonna sound kinda gross, but okay. There's this guy that I'm hooking up with, I'm having sex with, and he wants to do it in the butt. And I've never done that before. And I think, I don't know, like, I just don't think that, it just doesn't sound appealing to me. You know, I don't think I would be turned on by it. And my question is, why are guys so, like, why is it so appealing to them?

33:01 Adam Joe?

33:04 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I can't really speak to this. This is not actually something that is not my thing, though.

33:08 Adam No, it's not my thing either.

33:10 Caller Yeah, I don't get it.

33:11 Adam Drew?

33:11 Drew No, no, I don't get it at all.

33:13 Adam Drew doesn't get it at all. But boys, he give it, I'll tell you what. Ask any of his ladies.

33:19 Hey, Melissa, is it like a gay thing?

33:21 Adam Like, no, no, no. Here's here's. Let's see if we can break down the anal maniacs. Wait, what?

33:30 Drew Anomaniacs.

33:31 Adam Anomaniacs.

33:32 Caller Who's an anal maniac?

33:34 Adam Yeah.

33:34 Drew Your boyfriend.

33:35 Caller No, I'm not.

33:36 Adam Why isn't an anal maniac?

33:37 Caller He's not my boyfriend. He's just someone.

33:39 Adam Oh, wow. Nervy. He's got a chutzpah.

33:43 Drew Range.

33:44 Adam Yeah, it's called gall.

33:46 Drew He's got it.

33:46 Adam He's got it. Well, okay, so here's the thing. Let's try to break this down. They're the guys who do it. I would say 80 percent of the anal guys are just, no, no, okay, I'm going to revise this. 70 percent of the anal guys are just aggressive guys. They just, their whole thing is, is I like to hurt a woman a little bit when I'm on top of her. I ain't into the passionate love making.

34:09 Drew I think some guys like to hurt, they get this feeling, like not actually hurting, but as though they were hurting a woman with their penis.

34:16 Adam There's, there's the...

34:18 Drew And if they actually happen to, so much the better.

34:20 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I think it's more like it's an extra conquest. It's like, it's a boost.

34:24 Drew Well, I think that's the other.

34:25 Adam It's almost the same. There's, it's, it's the degrade them. There's a little degrading. There's a little sort of conquest and degrade. It's not, not so much that you, you beat the opponent. It's that you, you put a whooping on them.

34:38 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Well, it's like, if she would let me do this, then I must be really badass.

34:42 Adam Yeah, it's really, it's all the same feelings that are floating around. But it's also an element of guys who degrade women to a certain degree.

34:50 Drew Agreed.

34:51 Adam Then, because these guys, by the way, these are all guys who watch a ton of porn, too, I would say.

34:58 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I also know, you know, people, friends of mine who are very loving couples who do it all the time.

35:03 Adam The Lithgows.

35:04 Drew Yeah.

35:07 Adam The Stewards. So, the other, the other thing is, is then there's the sort of 20% that are just like, hey, it's tighter. It feels good. There's, there are, okay, 10%.

35:22 Drew All right.

35:22 Adam They're just, it's just, they're just like, there, there are the guys that are so sort of sexual. Now, I know they're not passionate, but they're like, they want to eat a woman when they, when they get them in bed. I mean, there's nothing they don't, you know, these are the guys who want to go down on them for four days. And 69 for, you know, a couple of those.

35:44 Drew That's not the anal sex guy, though.

35:45 Adam No.

35:47 Drew I know what you're talking about. I'm not sure it's the same guy.

35:48 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I love pleasuring, you know, a girl, but I've never been into it.

35:53 Adam I do, too, if you count, I mean, if you call pleasuring them, performing oral on me. If that's what you mean by pleasuring, and I think I read you, Joe, that's me, too. I'm into it. I love the pleasure woman.

36:04 Joseph Gordon-Levitt You're so astute, man. It's astounding.

36:06 Adam Oh, no, I can read you. That's my thing. I read, that's how, when I was wrong about the Jew thing, that's why I was surprised. But, all right, how about the guys, it just, they like getting dirty when they're having sex. Like, they just like digging in. The stuff needs to be flying.

36:21 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

36:21 Adam You know that guy?

36:22 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the aggressive guy, though. That's back to that guy.

36:24 Adam Yeah, there's the, yeah, but there's the, I'm gonna put my tongue on your bum.

36:30 Drew And, but, oh yeah.

36:31 Adam No, no, I'm saying stuff here.

36:32 Joseph Gordon-Levitt It's not painful, but not messy.

36:34 Drew Right now, right now?

36:35 Adam That's what I'm saying, Drew.

36:37 Drew You just had that pot. Well, listen, there's also a certain amount of it motivated by women, because there's some women that are very much into this. Right, right.

36:44 Adam But basically, not a good instinct.

36:47 Drew No.

36:48 Adam There's about a 70, 80% chance you got a guy that's, and then there's the check it off the list guy.

36:54 Drew Right. I just think it's a bad, you're just likely to create resentment. Good way to make your women resent you.

37:00 Adam All right. Melissa?

37:02 Yeah.

37:02 Adam We're saying do it.

37:04 Oh my God. No.

37:07 Adam No, we're saying don't do anything you don't want to do, unless I ask you to do it.

37:12 Drew He'll get over it.

37:13 Caller It's just like, it's not appealing to me. I don't know.

37:16 Adam All right, that's fine.

37:17 Drew Some women, very, a small number like it, but it's a small number.

37:21 Adam And look, it's like when people talk about, oh, you've never had calf brain, it's awesome. And I go, no, I don't. And they go, you got to try it. And I go, no, no, I just don't.

37:31 Drew Yeah, certainly you do not have to try.

37:33 Adam There's no way it's going to take like barbecued ribs.

37:36 Drew And think of all the things you missed eating that day instead of the calf brains. You know what I'm saying?

37:39 Adam Yeah, I'm just, I know there's certain asks I don't want to do. I know there's certain stuff I don't like. I can kind of feel it or taste it before I do it. And that's another interesting point. I do believe that people can sort of, if you take a moment, you can feel what things would feel like. Like, I've never surfed a 20-foot wave, I've never surfed a 10-foot or a 5-foot wave. I know what it would feel like. Do you know what I'm saying? I know what the calf brain would taste like. I know jumping out of an airplane feels like I've never done it. I know what it feels like. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. When you have dreams, by the way, that's what you do. You just jump out of a plane and it feels like it would feel. I know what anal sex feels like.

38:20 Drew You have that in your dreams all the time.

38:21 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Haven't you ever done anything before and you're like, oh my God, this is not at all what I expected it to be like?

38:25 Adam No, not really.

38:27 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I pity you, man. That's too bad. It's amazing when that happens.

38:30 Adam Give me an example.

38:30 Joseph Gordon-Levitt It feels real good.

38:31 Adam Give me something. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, give me something good.

38:36 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Something something that I didn't expect it to feel like.

38:40 Adam Not that that not something that was really good, but something that was really different than what you thought it would be like.

38:48 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I once I mean, since you used this example, I once ate crocodile. It wasn't what I expected it to be like at all.

38:55 Adam What is it?

38:56 Joseph Gordon-Levitt What was it?

38:57 Joseph Gordon-Levitt What was it like? Well, I expected it to be, you know, everything kind of tastes like chicken or something.

39:02 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Right.

39:02 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah, see.

39:03 Adam I heard it was like.

39:04 Joseph Gordon-Levitt It didn't, though. It really tasted like unlike anything I'd really ever had. The closest thing maybe would be shrimp. But really, it wasn't shrimp. But it wasn't really.

39:12 Adam Oh, I heard crocodile was like oily tasting.

39:15 Drew I remember I had one taste like pork kind of like shredded.

39:17 Adam Oh, really?

39:17 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Well, see, there you have it. There you go.

39:19 Adam All right.

39:20 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Glitch in the middle.

39:20 Adam Well, I got to eat some some crocodiles out of that. Where can you get gator around here?

39:26 Joseph Gordon-Levitt This wasn't anywhere nearby, actually.

39:28 Drew I wonder if crocodiles are different than gator.

39:31 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I'm sure it's different.

39:32 Drew Yeah, I'd alligator.

39:34 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Adam Corolla.

39:36 Adam I've eaten a lot of manatee.

39:37 Caller Shut up!

39:39 Drew All right.

39:39 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Can we ask her if her man matches either of the archetypes that we were describing? Is he aggressive? Does he like pain?

39:46 Adam Interesting. Melissa?

39:47 Caller Yeah.

39:48 Adam I don't think she knows the guy very well. Do you know this guy very well?

39:51 Caller I know. He's like one of my best friends.

39:53 Adam We just- Is he? All right.

39:55 Caller Like when we party and stuff.

39:57 Drew Is he aggressive?

39:58 Caller He's not aggressive at all.

40:00 Caller That's the thing.

40:02 Drew What is he like?

40:03 Caller I don't know.

40:04 Caller I mean, like I'm more aggressive than he is, I think.

40:06 Drew Is he just interested in trying new things?

40:10 Not really.

40:11 Caller That's just the thing he wants to try, you know?

40:16 Drew I still get the feeling that Melissa is the thing that he...

40:18 Adam I think he wants to check it off his blitz.

40:19 Drew Melissa is the person he gets to just use into whatever his needs are.

40:22 Joseph Gordon-Levitt He's just seeing a lot of porno videos.

40:25 Adam Yeah.

40:26 Drew No, Melissa, that's the way he's using you, is just like, hey, this is the one I got to sort of test things out on and you're making it available to me, so let's try it all out.

40:33 Adam Test drone.

40:34 Drew Yeah. Yes, Melissa, that's it.

40:38 Adam All right, no more casual sex with this guy. Find yourself a boyfriend.

40:42 Caller I only have casual sex.

40:45 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Hey, if she's enjoying it, don't tell her not to do so.

40:47 Adam Why?

40:47 Drew Why do you only, why only casual?

40:50 Caller I just got out of a horrible, horrible, horrible relationship and I do not want to get tied down to anyone at all.

40:56 Drew What was wrong with that relationship?

40:58 Caller Oh, my God, you don't even want to know. I just went out, I was with a psychotic person.

41:02 Adam All right, all right. There's issues going on here.

41:05 Drew Why did you get hooked up with a psychotic person?

41:08 Adam What are you going to do, Drew? Can't care everyone. Just enjoy. Don't do anything you don't want to do. Don't get pregnant, don't get AIDS, and don't call. All right, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is here tonight. Name of the movie, Mysterious Skin, out tomorrow in Los Angeles. And we'll take ourselves a quick break. Be right back after this. Hey, everybody, Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LLVE-191-ER. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is here tonight. Mysterious Skin. Name of one of his many new movies coming out. Third Rock from the Sun is one of the many things you may remember him from. And well received. I like that Lithgow is actually one of my favorite actors.

42:18 Joseph Gordon-Levitt He's a good actor.

42:18 Adam He's good and seems to be good. You know he was good in Garp. He was good. He was even good in Cliffhanger. Played a good heavy. He's good. He's good straight. He's good comedically. I think he's just good.

42:33 Joseph Gordon-Levitt He always comes to play. That's the thing. He never phones anything in. He never like, you know, is just doing something for to like to placate somebody or make some money. Like he always tries really, really hard.

42:44 Adam That's where we parted ways. I didn't.

42:47 Drew When I found that about Well, no, no, he always comes in. But you never come in.

42:50 Adam I know, I know. That's what no that's play a match. No, you know, philosophically, that's that's what we parted ways. OK. But I still respect him. It's just we couldn't hang. That's all. What's the Lithgow up to? Is he doing something?

43:03 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah, he's in a play right now on Broadway.

43:04 Adam See, I don't respect that. He's probably not getting paid that much. He's probably doing it for the art. Probably doing it for the love.

43:11 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Sucker.

43:12 Adam Yeah. Kim.

43:14 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yes.

43:15 Adam You're 20.

43:16 Caller I am.

43:17 Joseph Gordon-Levitt All right.

43:17 Adam Oh, and I don't want to talk to Kim. I got enough boner talk. I want to talk to Ashlyn. I don't know. She's we'll get back to you, Kim. Hang on. Ashlyn.

43:28 Yeah.

43:28 Adam You're 18.

43:29 Caller Yes.

43:30 Adam You're dating a 42 year old friend of the family.

43:34 Caller Yeah.

43:36 Adam You met at a party and you had sex with him at the party?

43:40 Caller No. No, I'm starting to. He's a doctor, but.

43:45 Adam Anyone we know?

43:47 Caller No.

43:48 Caller Probably not.

43:50 Adam He's a doctor and he's a friend of the family.

43:54 Caller Yeah.

43:55 Adam And what does that mean? Is he a friend of your father's, your mother's? Oh, no, no.

43:58 Caller Like a distant family. So like they like I'm not even I don't I hardly know my. That's like the second time I've seen them.

44:04 Adam So, yeah, the second time you've seen him.

44:08 Drew You don't think that's a little weird?

44:10 Caller Well, yeah, I do. Well, I don't know. Like he looks younger for his age, but I don't know.

44:16 Adam Is he married?

44:18 Caller No, no, no, he's not married.

44:19 Joseph Gordon-Levitt And how many people have you told about it since it started happening?

44:22 Caller I mean, like, like, I mean, everybody, right?

44:26 Joseph Gordon-Levitt The point is to tell people about it, right?

44:29 Caller No, I don't really tell. Like, usually, like, at first I didn't tell anyone, but now, like, I really don't care.

44:34 Drew Well, how long has this been going on for?

44:36 Caller What?

44:37 Drew How long has this been going on for?

44:38 Caller Oh, for like, maybe like a year and a half or?

44:42 Adam Year, year and a half. You're 18. You're 18 now.

44:45 Drew You started when you were 17?

44:47 Caller No, yeah, yeah, I met him when I was, yeah. And I lied. I lied. I said I was really 18, so. I met him.

44:56 Adam But now, do you make yourself 19 or do you just stay 18 for two years?

45:00 Caller No, now he knows.

45:01 Adam Because eventually you gotta move up. All right, now, is he freaking out that you're going to tell your mom or your dad?

45:09 Caller No, they know. My parents know.

45:13 Drew Aren't your parents wanting to kill this guy?

45:15 Caller No, like, well, I don't know my mom. I don't know. They trust me. They're just, they don't only like him because he's older, but...

45:22 Drew Well, the trust thing, you've already violated all that.

45:25 Adam It's not like they don't like him.

45:26 Drew It's their foolishness.

45:27 Adam Just because he's older, by the way, it's because he's older and humping.

45:30 Drew An 18-year-old, yeah.

45:31 Adam And then 17-year-old daughter.

45:33 Drew What kind of medicine does he practice to set up curiosity?

45:37 Caller He's a pediatrician.

45:38 Caller Oh.

45:41 Caller No, I'm just kidding. He's not a pediatrician. He's like a dentist. He's a general doctor, just like general.

45:47 Adam Yeah. She's not kidding, by the way.

45:49 Drew Yeah, he is a pediatrician.

45:50 Adam Of course.

45:51 Caller No, I promise he's not.

45:52 Adam You're 18, you're dizzy, you can't crap that out.

45:55 Drew Yeah.

45:56 Adam Please.

45:57 Drew It was too good.

45:58 Adam It's too specific.

46:00 Drew And you freaked out because you thought people were going to identify him now, a pediatrician, who should be identified and called out for his behavior, by the way. And by the way, you don't want this guy at handling kids, especially in adolescence.

46:09 Caller Yeah.

46:10 Drew Somebody should make a report. Hey, it's not funny. Somebody should make a report to the board on this. It's very serious.

46:17 Caller No, he's not a pediatrician, I promise.

46:20 Joseph Gordon-Levitt All right.

46:20 Adam Well, maybe.

46:21 Joseph Gordon-Levitt All right.

46:22 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Well, why did you call?

46:23 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Good point.

46:25 Caller I don't know. I just want to know. Is that really bad?

46:29 Joseph Gordon-Levitt It's because you get off on people knowing about it. What?

46:34 Adam You heard him.

46:36 Caller I get off on people knowing about it?

46:37 Adam Yeah. I knew she heard him. Look. All right. Ashlyn.

46:42 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Here's what do you like about him?

46:44 Caller I don't know. He's smart. He's handsome. He's fun. I don't know. Everything.

46:49 Adam OK. Was he married? Is he divorced? What's the situation?

46:52 Caller No, he's never been married.

46:54 Drew He's busy with the kids.

46:55 Adam He's never been married. Does he have children?

46:58 Caller No, he's not.

46:59 Drew Thank God.

47:00 Adam So he's just sort of a perpetual bachelor. Do you think he's serious about you?

47:07 Caller I don't know.

47:09 Drew When she's 40, when she's his age, he'll be 80. That's not a lie for her.

47:14 Adam No, no, listen, relax over there, Drew. Somebody's jealous.

47:18 Drew No.

47:19 Adam Some doctor's with a woman his own age.

47:21 Drew We gotta take a break.

47:22 Adam Oh, wait, hold on a second. Here's all I wanna say. I wanna, I'm curious what she thinks. Does she think he's in love, they're in love, this is gonna work, it's not gonna work? What's her fantasy? You're gonna have to pry that out of her.

47:34 Drew It's gonna take you four minutes, let's take a break. She's got to be cracked like a nut. Cause she's so full of, it's all fluffy, and it's all fun, it's all game, whatever. No, no, no, no. We'll try, we'll crack her.

47:50 Adam Let's take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back to Crack Ashen like a nut after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is here tonight.

48:45 Drew Hello.

48:46 Adam He's got himself a little movie, which is coming out in Los Angeles, at least, starting tomorrow, Mysterious Skin. Gregor Rocky joined. Yeah, personal friend. I've worked with him before.

48:58 Drew You mentioned it, once or twice.

48:59 Adam Ever brought that up? What was the name of that movie again?

49:02 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Splendor.

49:03 Adam Splendor. I was awesome in that.

49:05 Joseph Gordon-Levitt You guys check it out.

49:07 Adam We will move forward here and get back to Ashlyn who's 18. Ashlyn. So, yeah, you're dating the 42-year-old friend, former friend of the family.

49:23 Caller Uh-huh.

49:24 Adam The doctor and you find him attractive and he's smart, but... Uh-huh. What's the long-term plan with this guy? Do you think maybe he'll get married or...

49:38 Caller I don't... I don't know. I just, like, I've never... I never like young guys. Like, I've always liked older guys. I don't know why. I have a problem or something. But I don't know.

49:47 Adam All right. But are you in love with him?

49:49 Caller No.

49:50 Adam Why not?

49:51 Drew No. How dare you?

49:54 Caller No, I don't know. No, I'm not in love with him, but I like him a lot.

49:57 Adam Why aren't you in love with him?

49:59 Caller I don't know, because...

50:01 Adam Because he ain't in love with you?

50:03 Caller No, because I don't... Because it just... I don't know. I respect...

50:07 Adam Well, you've been with the guy for how long?

50:10 Caller For like... We're not like...

50:12 Caller We're not going out, but we're like dating.

50:15 Adam Yeah, but let me explain what's going on. You're into this guy. He's using you. He's using you for sex, and you know somewhere in the not-too-deep recesses of your mind that if you ever said, look, I need a commitment, we need to start getting serious here, he'd immediately pull back and...

50:33 Drew Take off.

50:34 Adam So you say, I'm just casually into him too. You're sort of dancing to his own beat, which is great for him, but stop lying to yourself and quit trying to do it to us. You're into this guy. He's not that into you. He likes the sex, and you know if you start pushing, and you probably have a time or two, your phone doesn't ring for a week.

50:59 Drew So what is the plan? Give him that reality. What is the plan?

51:05 Caller I know you're right.

51:07 Adam Thank you. That's why I was so surprised by the Jew thing earlier. I'm almost always right. Yeah, look.

51:14 Drew So what's the plan?

51:15 Adam But let me just say this. We talk to women all the time. My boyfriend dumped me, and that was about six months ago, and now he just has sex with me, and that's okay with you. Oh yeah, it's cool. And you don't want to be boy, you don't want to get back together with him? No, I just, you know, it's a booty call for me. BS. You know, and many women are in this situation, we start pressing the guy, he's gone. You start trying to corner him, you start laying down the, hey, we're going out, we're going out in public. I'm going to start telling people, this is nonsense, it's gone on long enough. He's going to split. So you pretend like you like his plan, but you don't.

51:53 Drew No, you pretend this is your idea. You pretend, oh, I'm just having sex. I'm just like him, that's cool.

51:58 Adam Right. This also comes through in the, I've been with my guy for seven years, I'm 32. Why aren't you guys married? We don't want to get married.

52:06 Drew Yeah, well we.

52:07 Adam He, he doesn't. All right, Ashlyn, that's enough. This guy's a doctor, he's never been married, he's not going to start now, he's not a great guy.

52:16 Drew He's a criminal.

52:17 Adam He's a friend of the family that's banging their 17 year old daughter. And by the way, friends of the family can do the math on how old the kids are. Like I happen to know the kids, Drew's kids are in their 20s and that they're fair game for me sexually. Yes, Drew? Thank you.

52:32 Drew That's the same math this guy did.

52:33 Joseph Gordon-Levitt That's right. All right.

52:36 Adam So Ashlyn, you know what the answer is. Break it up and just find yourself a nice 20 year old guy.

52:41 Drew You're kind of addicted to this relationship. It's a very disturbed...

52:44 Caller Yeah, like how do I like break it off? Because I don't know, like I want to, but then like, I don't know when I'm with him, then I get like all, you know...

52:50 Drew Cold turkey, it's heroin, cold turkey. Yeah, cold turkey and go out and do other things, take care of yourself, develop relationships, go to school, start working on your life.

53:00 Adam Okay.

53:01 Drew And if you can't do that, then you got to get some treatment.

53:04 Caller I know.

53:04 Drew All right.

53:05 Adam All right, baby, come on. And you know, here's what you don't realize and what everyone doesn't realize, these kinds of relationships just erode your self-esteem.

53:13 Drew They take your soul.

53:14 Adam You're weak now. You have no, you have no juice in your batteries. This guy's worn it away. This lie you've been living for the last year has worn away all your juice. You need to get your juice back.

53:25 Drew Somehow this is some remnant from your past. You're trying to solve some problem from the past this way and this is making things worse.

53:30 Adam All right, everybody, here's the plan. You cannot break up with someone like this and just focus on not talking to them. That just becomes obsession. You need to get involved with the rest of your life. You need your friends. You need your activities. What turns you on? What flips your cookie? Your work, your school.

53:48 Drew Your relationships.

53:49 Adam Your guitar, your poetry book, whatever it is. Your team, whatever it is. Hit them all. Hit them all hard. Up early every morning. Tons of exercise. Classical music. Go hang around with your buddies. And remember, your last easy day was yesterday. Let's go. Let's go.

54:06 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Let's go.

54:07 Adam Break it down. Get a hand in it.

54:08 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Motivate. Motivate.

54:09 Adam Semper Fi. All right. I got to beat off and take a nap, by the way.

54:15 Semper Fi.

54:16 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Motivate.

54:20 Adam Bruce.

54:20 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Hello.

54:21 Adam What's happening?

54:23 Well, yeah, I'm kind of a fan of Joseph. Last time he was on your show, he was talking about Manic, and I went out and saw it.

54:32 Joseph Gordon-Levitt That's great.

54:33 I wanted to ask Joseph whether you were going to stick with, you know, independent films or going to try to go to the full feature route or what you had planned.

54:43 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Man, I'm really glad you saw the movie. I'm really proud of it. I hope you get to see this one. It's called Mysterious Skin. You know, the way I feel about independent movies or big corporate movies is it's not so much a difference between indie and studio. It's whether the people that are doing them care about what they're doing, which sounds obvious, but a lot of people really don't. They're just kind of like, you know, ah, that's good enough, or like, well, it's really out of our control. We're just placating our boss. And, you know, both Manic and Mysterious Kid were made by people that really believed in them and cared about them. And that can exist in more big studio movies. And I hope to eventually do something like that. But as of now, I really hope you get to see this next movie, man. I think you'll really like it.

55:31 Caller Yeah, I hope that it comes to Seattle. I mean, if not all...

55:34 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah, it's coming to Seattle. You can go to... there's a website, Mysterious Skin, The movie.com, and it tells the dates that it's coming out in all the cities so far. And I do know it's going to be in Seattle sometime in June.

55:46 Adam 2009.

55:48 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Adam, it's not 2009. It's something like June, like I said. Don't confuse him.

55:53 Adam June 2009. Hey, Bruce.

55:56 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yes, sir.

55:57 Adam Yeah, so I don't know where Seattle ranks. I mean, I know there's New York probably first in sort of indie art house, whatever, and then it goes to Los Angeles.

56:05 Joseph Gordon-Levitt It's a really good film festival.

56:07 Adam I'm guessing, you know, Seattle's gotta be way up there, though, in the sort of progressive indie whatever vibe. Maybe just on the map in the last 10 years or so.

56:17 Drew Right, it's gotta be near San Francisco in terms of, you would think.

56:19 Adam I would think, yeah. So I guess the answer, yeah, go to the website, Bruce, but do you guys get, I mean, can you find movies that are a little off the beaten path over there in Seattle?

56:31 Yeah, we've got a great district, kind of like the U district, the university district that shows a lot of artsy and off the wall things. And sometimes it's only for a weekend, so you really gotta be watchful, make sure you can catch it.

56:48 Adam Right. All right, Bruce, we'll go out and watch it, and go and support it.

56:51 Joseph Gordon-Levitt And thank you really very much for calling.

56:53 You're welcome.

56:54 Adam Take care. That's how I was just looking at Joseph's credits here. Two Hollywood Reporter Young Actor Awards, best actor under 10.

57:03 Two.

57:04 Adam Wow. What was going on before? What were you doing at nine or eight?

57:10 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Nine or eight, you know, working on television.

57:14 Adam Oh, I was working on a solid BM at eight, actually.

57:19 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I was working on that, too.

57:19 Adam Perfected at nine, and then it fell apart again at ten.

57:22 Drew It was a mess ever since.

57:23 Adam You were doing TV. I mean, when you got the Hollywood Reporter, the two, by the way, under ten, that means...

57:33 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I think one was after I was a little older.

57:36 Adam Over ten. Yeah. The point is, what were you on? Like, were you regular on something that I missed?

57:43 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I think that was for A River Runs Through It. That was the first movie I ever did.

57:50 Adam And then television back then?

57:52 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah, a bunch of TV. I was born and raised in the Valley here in LA.

57:55 Drew So sorry.

57:57 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Well, it just goes to show how much you know about the Valley in LA, Dr. Drew.

58:00 Drew Yeah.

58:00 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I'm actually proud to be from here.

58:02 Adam That's right.

58:02 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Although I live in New York.

58:04 Drew All I know about the Valley is what Adam tells me.

58:06 Adam Where? What part of the Valley are you from?

58:07 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Van Nuys. Oh.

58:13 Adam What? It's beautiful people, beautiful country over there.

58:17 Drew I love concrete and asphalt. I love it.

58:20 Adam I was going to ask if you like wild game and trees.

58:21 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Look, man, in tough conditions, bad rains, that breeds beautiful people.

58:25 Drew That's right. You got a creative imagination.

58:28 Adam He's like a little Harlem Rose, just springing up from the cracks in the sidewalk. Where did you grow up in Van Nuys?

58:35 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Where did I grow up in Van Nuys? I went to Van Nuys High.

58:38 Adam He was a wolf.

58:39 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah, I was a wolf at Van Nuys High. That's true. Well, I grew up in Van Nuys and Sherman Oaks.

58:46 Adam Now Sherman Oaks.

58:47 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Sherman Oaks.

58:47 Adam That's a little different.

58:48 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Woodman, Ventura. I lost all my cred.

58:53 Joseph Gordon-Levitt You lost the street cred.

58:54 Joseph Gordon-Levitt All right. Sorry, man.

58:55 Adam Lost his cred.

58:56 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Wow. So now you've just made me look like a big poser.

58:59 Adam Yeah. I was thinking like, you know, Vano and Magnolia and Vandlund. Vandlund.

59:06 Joseph Gordon-Levitt This is where I hung out.

59:08 Adam We can talk. When you grew up on Sherman Way in Roscoe, then we can talk.

59:13 Joseph Gordon-Levitt That's where Ian grew up.

59:15 Adam I don't know who Ian is, but he's got to be a bad man.

59:18 Joseph Gordon-Levitt He's like my best friend when I was in junior high.

59:20 Adam That's by proxy street cred.

59:24 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Look, I'm not going to argue.

59:25 Adam He was up in the hills.

59:26 Drew Beard for street cred.

59:27 Adam Yeah. No wonder you love Van Nuys. You didn't live there. I know Studio City when I hear it.

59:36 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Look, Sherman Oaks is different than Studio City.

59:38 Adam Yeah. It's nicer.

59:40 Joseph Gordon-Levitt What? I'm not going to argue.

59:44 Adam All right.

59:45 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Please, Van Nuys.

59:46 Adam But I was wondering why you like Van Nuys, and I realized you were looking down on it while it was burning from your hillside manner.

59:53 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I didn't have a hillside manner.

59:55 Adam Oh, eating grapes that were peeled and fed to them by servants, many from Van Nuys.

59:59 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Oh, that was low.

1:00:03 Joseph Gordon-Levitt You want to guess if I'm Jewish now?

1:00:04 Adam No. Oh, south of Ventura or what side of Ventura?

1:00:08 Joseph Gordon-Levitt One block south of Ventura.

1:00:10 Adam I'm going Jew. That's Foothill Jew, though. That's not Hebrew Heights. You've got to move a little closer to Lowell Canyon, too. I can really lock it in in this one area.

1:00:22 Drew Kim, here you go. Kim.

1:00:24 Caller Hi.

1:00:24 Adam You're 20. What's up?

1:00:26 Caller Okay.

1:00:27 Caller This is my question.

1:00:28 Caller I've been seeing a guy for probably the last month and a half, and he's been kind of hesitant to be with me because he's in a fraternity, and I dated his older brother in a fraternity, but he still has been hanging out with me.

1:00:41 Drew Hold on. You've just blurted out a whole bunch of information. You've been seeing this guy how long?

1:00:46 Caller About a month and a half. He's one of my classes, and I've been seeing him.

1:00:50 Drew What does that mean seeing him? What are you doing?

1:00:52 Caller Oh, no. We just hang out mostly, but we've been kind of being physical sort of. This is my question. I have been giving him head and whatnot, and finally today we just tried to have sex, but he couldn't keep it up during it. My question is that he is uncircumcised, and that is what I feel like is a problem, but I don't know if he's uncircumcised.

1:01:17 Drew That has nothing to do with anything.

1:01:18 Caller Jew. I know a Jew.

1:01:21 Caller He couldn't keep it up, and I didn't understand what the problem was.

1:01:24 Drew Well, it has nothing to do with him being uncircumcised.

1:01:27 Adam I'm going to float a theory here. He pulled his penis out of her mouth, she started clamoring away, and he lost his erected.

1:01:35 Caller Right.

1:01:36 Adam Oh, Kim's a talker. We don't like a lot of chat in, we're out of the bedroom. Or really, anyway.

1:01:42 Drew Well, not the kind of manic tangential talk.

1:01:45 Adam Whoo, baby, you got a motor on you.

1:01:47 Caller I am still trying.

1:01:49 Adam Okay, so you would give him a lot of oral sex.

1:01:52 Caller Yes, exactly.

1:01:53 Adam And he would have an orgasm that way.

1:01:55 Caller Yes, exactly, but he can't do it while we're having sex.

1:01:58 Drew And by the way, you said oral sex and whatnot?

1:02:01 Caller No, it's just completely oral sex, that's what it is.

1:02:03 Adam All right, all right, and he would have that orgasm. So that was kind of his thing.

1:02:07 Drew And then would you have sex after he had orgasm?

1:02:10 Caller No, no, no, what happened is that we, I usually just give him oral sex and he can orgasm. But today we finally just tried to have sex and we tried having sex and he could not keep orgasm in. He could not keep it hard at all.

1:02:23 Drew All right, hold on a second. And you said he's a friend's, his friend is your ex-boyfriend?

1:02:28 Caller He is a friend of my ex-boyfriend, yes.

1:02:31 Drew Here's my take on this, he ain't that in. He's getting the oral sex and that's fine. Yeah. Because she's even sort of couching, we're kind of hanging out, we're sort of hanging out, we're sort of being sexual and whatnot. And won't go ahead and say, hey, I'm having sex with this guy because I think I'm dating him, but he's kind of weird, like, you know. No, he's kind of not even in this relationship. He's accepting oral sex from you.

1:02:51 Adam Yeah.

1:02:51 Drew You've sort of taken it further and he's just not there.

1:02:54 Adam Yeah.

1:02:55 Drew Yeah, he's not in.

1:02:56 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Well, of course it's the first time you tried to have sex and, you know, try it again and it'll work out.

1:03:00 Drew What? How many times have you tried?

1:03:03 Caller Well, this is the first time we've tried.

1:03:05 Drew Well, it may... Joe's right. Maybe just one of those things. All right.

1:03:08 Adam Here it is.

1:03:08 Joseph Gordon-Levitt And look, man, just because they're not, like, wearing each other's rings, you don't have to place these value judgments like it's a bad thing.

1:03:15 Drew We're not saying anything's bad. They can do whatever they want. But the fact is that you have to wonder why they should want an explanation why. My sense of it is that he's not that into this.

1:03:24 Adam No, he ain't that into it.

1:03:25 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Why would not being into it keep him from having an erection?

1:03:28 Adam Sometimes guys, it depends, like this guy, is he a college, oh, he's a college guy.

1:03:34 Drew Yeah.

1:03:35 Adam And he's a decent guy.

1:03:38 Caller Yes.

1:03:38 Joseph Gordon-Levitt But he's a frat guy.

1:03:40 Caller Yeah.

1:03:40 Adam Yeah. Okay, let me, I got a few theories. First off, this guy likes oral sex.

1:03:45 Drew Yep.

1:03:46 Adam He does.

1:03:46 Drew That's kind of his thing. He'll take that from her, right? She's like, oh, he'll take it.

1:03:50 Adam But he may be one of the guys that likes it better than intercourse. So number one, you're giving him what he wants already. The other thing is kind of strange for him. Okay, the second part is the other one. Once in a while, some guys are decent. And these guys realize that when you actually have intercourse with a woman, you cross the line into a sort of different commitment phase, that there's something going on. And even if the mind is willing, the penis is weak. Sometimes the penis goes, no, no, no, I'm not gonna let you get into trouble because the next thing you know, you're gonna break this girl's heart.

1:04:26 Drew And he's thinking about his friend, he's thinking about his other things. If you were really into her, he'd go through it.

1:04:31 Adam And he'd be calling her and he'd be wanting to get away on the weekends with her.

1:04:35 Drew Right. Let's have more sex and he's not doing that.

1:04:37 Adam I don't think this guy's in love with you.

1:04:39 Drew No, he's not even in it at all.

1:04:41 Joseph Gordon-Levitt It is true that I tend to be more sexually attracted to people that I like better.

1:04:45 Drew Oh, of course. That's why you like him, you know what I mean? And he's accepting oral sex from you. That's what this relationship is. You're giving him a gift, he accepts, and that's it.

1:04:54 Adam You get the feeling he's not head over heels for you, don't you, Kim?

1:04:58 Caller Somewhat. He gives me mixed signals all the time.

1:05:01 Adam Right.

1:05:02 Drew Yeah, totally. Here's the action signal.

1:05:05 Adam Free B-Job signal.

1:05:07 Drew And a post-BJ symbol.

1:05:07 Adam There's a post-BJ symbol.

1:05:09 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Does he give you oral sex?

1:05:12 Caller He has, but not as much as I give him.

1:05:15 Drew That sucks. Then let you tell you something, Kim. Come on.

1:05:18 Adam Come on.

1:05:21 Caller He gives me big signals to feel like he really cares for me, but then...

1:05:24 Drew Yeah, until you give the blow job and then the signals magically go away.

1:05:29 Adam Here's what you guys need to realize. Poor women have been confused into thinking that guys...

1:05:36 Drew Are like women.

1:05:37 Adam Are like women, yes. Oh, no. That we don't know what we like or we don't know how to express ourselves.

1:05:42 Drew Or we don't really were confused all the time. No, we know. We're like freight train, we know.

1:05:47 Adam Believe me, when a guy... And look, there's three guys sitting here, all right? Three and a half with Drew. He's very, he's very passionate. Oh, we got a lesbian. We got like three and three quarters guys sitting here. We've all been with women in the past where we've played that confused guy card, like, hey, you know what, I'm just hang loose. I'm pretty young. I got my buddies. I'm working on my career. I got this. I say, yeah, we can have a little sex on the week. We'll do a little dating. And there's times when they push and you go, oh, no, no, no, I'm into you. I'm into you. But we know not. And they walk away thinking, I think he's into me, but he's a little flake. You know, he's a guy's 23 or whatever. And then we all know what it's like to be into somebody. Boom, laser lock focus, full steam ahead.

1:06:34 Drew That's it. Game on.

1:06:35 Adam What's going on? You're over at their house. You get home, you call them when you get home. You see them the next 10 nights. They're already talking on the phone for three hours. Guys are perfectly capable of that when they're in.

1:06:46 Drew It's like a starving guy with a pork chop just out of reach. I mean, they are in.

1:06:52 Adam Guys can be romantic. They can be committed.

1:06:55 Drew They can be focused.

1:06:56 Adam They can be attentive. They can be all the things you don't think guys are. You find this guy the right chick, I'll show you a guy who is, I'll show you a restraining order. You know what I'm saying? Yes, yes. He'll receive oral if the stars align.

1:07:13 Joseph Gordon-Levitt But hey, if she likes giving a moral sex, there's no reason that she shouldn't do that.

1:07:17 Adam Yeah. She wants him to turn the corner and he's not. This is the theme of the night. Kim?

1:07:25 Caller Yeah.

1:07:25 Adam All right. Find a guy who's into you.

1:07:28 Caller Okay.

1:07:28 Adam Because it erodes your self-esteem. There's someone out there. Well, he's into you, not in your mouth, into you.

1:07:35 Drew I call this the Carrie Bradshaw syndrome. A lot of women prefer being in that state of longing than in the state of real connection. Certainly, though, would rather not be chased. They'd rather be the chaser. It's more comfortable for them. That's how they experience intimacy. Real intimacy. Oh, no, no, we'll have none of that. So you gotta examine that camera. If you're one of those people, be very careful.

1:07:53 Adam Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City?

1:07:55 Drew Yeah. You know her name?

1:07:56 Adam Yeah, that's her. I always bothered me because I always thought, I always think Carrie Bradshaw whenever I hear Carrie Bradshaw, and they're very different. Yeah, some similarities.

1:08:06 Drew Let's take a break.

1:08:07 Adam You want to take a break?

1:08:07 Drew Yeah, I do.

1:08:08 Adam You do?

1:08:08 Drew I've had enough.

1:08:10 Adam Well, Drew, just say you're tired of helping people.

1:08:13 Drew Take a call.

1:08:13 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Can I be a little bit of a salesman here since you're talking about the theme of convincing yourself that someone's really into you? The movie that's coming out tomorrow, Mysterious Skin, thank you very much. I appreciate that sound effect. It makes me sound very genuine. The character I play, when he was young, he's abused, but he grows up.

1:08:33 Drew Which one does he end up in? You end up in?

1:08:35 Joseph Gordon-Levitt This is the one that I end up in.

1:08:36 Drew I'm imagining one is like ultra religious and one is a drug addict.

1:08:39 Joseph Gordon-Levitt One, yeah, almost. One convinces himself that he's abducted by aliens. That's not me, and he's kind of the shy, sci-fi obsessed guy. And then the one that I play convinces himself that he was in love with his abuser, his little league coach, when he was eight years old. And so he becomes this very attractive and sexy person on the outside, and he becomes a prostitute. But on the inside, he's, you know, lying to himself. And so that's what goes on in the movies. Over the course of the movie, he figures out that he's, it's a delusion. And he meets up with the other character, who's kind of, in the end, able to, they're able to kind of reveal what happened. Yeah, each other's delusions.

1:09:22 Adam You come out this weekend, bring the kids. If Herbie, the love bug, is filled, you slide right over to the yard.

1:09:29 Drew Longshard, Steetersville.

1:09:31 Adam I think more Herbie. Longshard would be a little tough on the kid.

1:09:33 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I don't know if they're going to play Herbie at the Sunset Five.

1:09:35 Adam Oh yeah, it'll get there. Mysterious Skin, name of the film, coming out tomorrow in Los Angeles. Take a quick break. When we come back, we'll speak to Amber. 24 year old boyfriend won't commit to exclusive. Why not?

1:09:48 Drew Oh, I don't want to talk about it.

1:09:50 Adam Screwed Neighbors.

1:09:50 Drew We'll find a good one. Here, can't have an orgasm since having a baby. Here we go.

1:09:53 Adam Yeah? What's his name?

1:09:55 Drew Julie.

1:09:56 Adam Okay. It's a weird name for a dude.

1:09:59 Drew We'll be right back.

1:10:00 Joseph Gordon-Levitt It's for my brother.

1:10:01 Adam We'll be right back after this. Hey everybody, it's Loveline. Um, Adam? That's Dr. Drew. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is here tonight. Mysterious Skin, name of the movie, out tomorrow in Los Angeles. What's the website again?

1:10:45 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Mysterious Skin, themovie.com.

1:10:47 Adam And you go there, you find out the information where it's playing, when it's coming to a city near you, or where it is when you live in a city near you. Or on you. Or however that works. I was just having a nice conversation with Joseph and Drew about convening with nature, and Drew's a nature fan, lives in a place where it's a little more rural than a lot of people. He explained that I almost ran over a bobcat, and I was thinking to myself, you know, when you talk to people from Los Angeles about nature, it's usually about running things over. Oh really? You think you have a lot of nature? I almost ran over a deer. Oh really? My wife backed over a family of raccoons. Wow. Wow. It's like you're on a nature preserve. Wow. It's beautiful. You're backing over a lot of nature. You're in your car, so it's sort of like a line country safari back in the day. Like, oh yeah? When I was driving home at night, it's a whole family. There's a bunch of coyotes run across the street, and then I backed over a frog. And then later on, my wife ran over a rabbit. Oh man, we've really run over some beautiful nature.

1:12:00 Drew It's nice.

1:12:01 Adam And we don't always run it over. Sometimes, we just stun it when it bounces off the bumper. Yeah. Going out and running over nature, I'll tell you.

1:12:09 Drew It's nothing like it.

1:12:10 Adam You don't have that in New York. You don't get to run over nature. You got to go to a museum and look at it like a stuffed cow or something. Here, we really get in touch with nature by running it over.

1:12:20 Joseph Gordon-Levitt And we make fun of people for hunting and shooting. That's right. We just skip right to the cars running.

1:12:26 Adam I know. It's like, oh, Ted Nugent's got to be stopped with his crossbow. Meanwhile, I got four thousand pounds worth of crossbow running over nature all the way home. I've definitely killed more stuff than Ted Nugent has. And not on purpose. Just taking more animal souls than Ted. Yes, Drew?

1:12:42 Drew Yes.

1:12:42 Adam At least he eats it. I feel bad and think about stopping and then keep rolling.

1:12:46 Drew Yeah.

1:12:47 Adam I do that. I should stop. Then you figure, I'll get run over by deer in a bigger car.

1:12:54 Drew It's got heat and hot in Los Angeles. The nature is kind of out.

1:12:56 Adam Nature's out.

1:12:57 Drew There's stonks in the street, raccoons out there.

1:12:59 Adam That's right. That's right. And also we have I don't know if everyone's squirrels are as ballsy as ours are, but ours have a death wish. They don't they do not care if they die. They'll be by the side of the road, dicing a little, make a quick move like they're going to jump in the brush and then fly out to the car. What's so important on the other side of the street that you couldn't wait till the car got by?

1:13:22 Joseph Gordon-Levitt They always manage to look at you and make eye contact right before they die.

1:13:26 Adam Yeah, they make eye contact. And they do a move that's weird. It's like, all right, you see me, I see you. I got 4,000 pounds worth of steel around me. You have three ounces of fur protecting you. You're going to make a move? You're going to make a move for the wheel? What are you trying to do, by the way? You attacking the car? What's going on? Do you hate tires? Do you hate tread? Look, where are you going? I don't think they're smart drills. Do we have a lot of squirrels listening? We're going to get letters. Be careful. We don't want to get letters. All right. Julie?

1:13:58 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah.

1:13:59 Adam 21? What's up? Are you depressed?

1:14:03 Caller No.

1:14:04 Adam Okay.

1:14:04 Caller Well, sort of.

1:14:06 Caller I can't seem to have an orgasm, which is really bad.

1:14:09 Drew Since having a vaginal delivery?

1:14:12 Caller Yeah.

1:14:13 Drew Did you start any like Depo-Provera or anything at that point?

1:14:16 Caller No.

1:14:17 Drew You started any birth control pills?

1:14:18 Caller No. I'm just getting on them right now.

1:14:21 Drew Did you start any medication or anything around the town?

1:14:23 Caller I haven't.

1:14:24 Caller Nothing? I don't know if it's because of the baby or because I'm using condoms.

1:14:29 Drew Are you breastfeeding?

1:14:30 Caller No.

1:14:32 Adam Why are you using condoms?

1:14:33 Caller Because I don't want to get pregnant. I don't want to get diseases.

1:14:39 Joseph Gordon-Levitt You guys didn't use to use condoms? Oh, no, no, no.

1:14:41 Caller This is not with my baby's father. I'm not having intercourse with my baby's father.

1:14:46 Adam Yeah. Smart.

1:14:47 Drew My baby's father.

1:14:48 Adam At 21, you should be done with the guy who sired your kid. Yeah. Keep moving. Yeah. The I don't want to get diseases was a clue for me that you might be spreading it around a little bit.

1:14:58 Drew My baby's father is a chilling term.

1:15:00 Adam Yeah. Well, get used to it. It's the new one. Hey, Julie? Uh-huh. Where is the baby's dad?

1:15:09 Caller Not in the picture right now.

1:15:11 Adam All right. Now hold on. I know I've been wrong in the past. I don't know what to say to anything. No. She's calling from banning California. 21. Here's the baby's dad thing. Single mom, having sex, spreading around. I know what you want to hear when I just do. I just do. Julie?

1:15:27 Caller What?

1:15:27 Adam Jewish. Am I right?

1:15:29 Caller No.

1:15:30 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Oh, God.

1:15:33 Adam It's now. It's almost like uncanny. I was like 26 times straight. I'm usually so intuitive.

1:15:38 Yeah, I've been hearing you.

1:15:40 Adam The only non-Jew in banning California, by the way.

1:15:43 Caller Well, actually, I just moved here, though.

1:15:46 Adam Okay. All right. Well, so what's up?

1:15:50 Caller Well, I don't know. I've tried picking matters in my own hands, like, you know, telling him what to do on top.

1:15:59 Drew Why didn't that work?

1:16:01 Caller Well, I like it, but I just I'm not having an orgasm.

1:16:06 Adam What? Well, this is one guy you've been, you know, you've said you're using condoms, you don't get diseases.

1:16:12 Drew Same guy.

1:16:12 Yeah, same guy.

1:16:13 Drew Maybe just this guy.

1:16:15 Caller So should I give him the boot?

1:16:17 Drew I'm just saying that maybe there's something wrong between you or something.

1:16:20 Adam Does he give you?

1:16:21 Joseph Gordon-Levitt How about with just yourself?

1:16:23 Caller Excuse me?

1:16:24 Joseph Gordon-Levitt How about like, can you have an orgasm by yourself?

1:16:27 Caller No, I don't really like to touch myself.

1:16:30 Adam Yeah.

1:16:30 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Every time it seems I meet a girl that doesn't like to touch herself, she can't have an orgasm.

1:16:35 Adam Interesting.

1:16:37 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I don't know.

1:16:38 Caller I don't get off like that. I've tried, you know, 21.

1:16:43 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I know that I don't think I would have been able to know how to have an orgasm if I hadn't been doing it myself for years and years before I had sex.

1:16:49 Drew Unfortunately, it's a different biology. Women have used actually a whole part of their brain that we don't use. It's hard to get that thing engaged by yourself. That's why they feel nothing. They just feel like, Julie, describe to Joe what it feels like to masturbate.

1:17:03 Caller I don't really feel anything.

1:17:05 Drew They just feel nothing. They get arousal but no drive.

1:17:09 Caller I like it when the guy does it.

1:17:11 Adam Right. Yeah. I mean, boy, I'd kill myself. Julie.

1:17:17 Caller Yes.

1:17:17 Adam Why did you move to banning?

1:17:20 Caller Because it's closer to work.

1:17:22 Joseph Gordon-Levitt All right.

1:17:23 Adam You need to, I'm not so sure this guy, it doesn't sound like you're sold on this guy.

1:17:28 Drew That's kind of weird thinking.

1:17:29 Adam Does he give you oral sex?

1:17:31 Caller No.

1:17:32 Drew Do you like that?

1:17:33 Caller Yeah.

1:17:34 Drew Why does he?

1:17:35 Caller Because I don't do it, so.

1:17:37 Adam For him?

1:17:38 Caller Yeah.

1:17:39 Adam That's nice. Something's going on, Julie. What's up? Were you abused?

1:17:47 Caller Well, when I was younger, yeah.

1:17:49 Adam No, I meant in the future, like when you're in your 60s.

1:17:54 Caller No, when I was like 13, I was raped.

1:17:57 Adam Yeah.

1:17:58 Drew I would say something.

1:17:59 Caller I think that's just, you know, that's in the past.

1:18:02 Drew No, not at all.

1:18:04 Adam Just like a crippling motorcycle accident. That was 18 months ago, Drew.

1:18:07 Drew It's in the past.

1:18:08 Adam Shake it off.

1:18:11 Drew By the way, something happened before you were 13 too. That sets you up for the rape of 13.

1:18:15 Adam I'm going to go with that too.

1:18:17 Drew So.

1:18:18 Adam Who raped you at 13?

1:18:21 Caller Actually, someone at a party.

1:18:24 Adam Did they force you to perform oral sex?

1:18:26 Caller No.

1:18:28 Adam Why are you off the oral?

1:18:30 Caller I don't know because it's gross. Like when a guy comes on my breast or something like that, it makes me gag. Like I'll let them do it because it pleases them.

1:18:43 Drew Then she throws up and then go down with it.

1:18:47 Caller Yeah, I'll just gag.

1:18:48 Adam Okay. So Julie, nothing before you were 13? Daddy? Where's dad? Where's your dad? He's not with the mom but I can't... I'm going to go way, way, way, way out of limb here and say she doesn't know her dad.

1:19:02 Drew No, no, no. He was the baby's daddy.

1:19:05 Adam That's right.

1:19:06 Drew Number one.

1:19:07 Adam Julie, yeah, where's original baby's daddy? Your dad.

1:19:10 Caller My dad?

1:19:11 Caller Oh, he's in Fullerton.

1:19:12 Caller He doesn't live with my mom but I do see him every weekend.

1:19:16 Drew Did they ever live together?

1:19:18 Caller Yeah, they did. Up until when I was six.

1:19:20 Adam And they got divorced? All right. And so no beef with him?

1:19:25 Caller No.

1:19:26 Adam All right. That's good. Why don't you find a guy you're really into? I'm not so sure you're in love with this guy. No, I'm not in love.

1:19:32 Caller I've never been in love.

1:19:34 Adam You're just lonely and you're killing time. And here's the thing, just like we had a few calls back with the orgasm and everything, guys, easier orgasming with girls. Yeah. He's got an orgasm all day long. Right. Put your dong through the mail slot in the front door of the chick's house, you could have an orgasm, you don't have to look at her. But women, if they ain't feeling it, it's not happening.

1:19:57 Drew Well, particularly somebody like her who can't even feel sexual unless she's with a person, and if she'll connect to the person, that's that particular biology.

1:20:04 Adam Right. Can only orgasm when getting fingered.

1:20:07 Drew There's a different one.

1:20:08 Adam Yeah. I don't want to talk. How about having transvestite fantasies?

1:20:10 Drew How about four?

1:20:11 Adam All right. Hold on. Screwed neighbor's girlfriend. She wants him. That's a guy. We don't like talking to guys. Four. But this guy's been on hold for an hour. An hour. Come on. Now, what do you call that? Stefan?

1:20:26 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah, Stefan.

1:20:28 Adam Do we need a Stefan and a Stephen? I'm going to start narrowing things down a little bit when I'm in charge. Stefan and Stephen, Andrea and Andrea and Susan and Suzanne.

1:20:39 Drew Come on.

1:20:39 Adam Let's just narrow it down.

1:20:41 Drew All right.

1:20:41 Adam So you'd be on the chopping block under my new regime, by the way, Stefan.

1:20:45 That's all right.

1:20:47 Adam I will give you the choice between Stephen, Stan, and Julius. It's a surprise.

1:20:53 I think people would read Julius and interpret it as Julius instead of Stefan or Stephen or Stefan.

1:20:57 Drew Here we go.

1:20:58 Adam Here we go.

1:20:58 Drew What's the question?

1:20:59 Adam Okay.

1:21:00 Basically, one of my good friends I met probably about a year ago lives two floors below me. And I've been kind of, I don't know, I've been his friend and his girlfriend lives kind of far away. And she, you know, I kind of told him from the get-go that she's been kind of, you know, touchy-feely, and it kind of bothers me. You know, and so I, you know, I told him that when she wasn't around. And he goes, well, that's just how she is around everybody. So we just kind of let it go. Just got out of a relationship and they're on the rocks. So you can already see a recipe for disaster because, you know, I'm like, well, they wanted to, she wanted to stay for the weekend, but she didn't want to stay with him. And I said, well, look, I got an extra bedroom. You can stay with me. I get trashed. She's completely sober and we end up sleeping together. I see this guy every single day.

1:21:48 Adam By the way, I like, you know, it's a weird sort of, it's a weird way to compliment yourself where I got trashed. She's stone cold sober.

1:21:58 Drew We still slept together.

1:21:59 Adam Yeah. You do the math. He's so smoking hot that she doesn't need half a wine cooler get in bed with him. He's an Adonis. He needed to, you know, get himself this close to poison.

1:22:09 Drew There was a whole bunch of editorial on that, which it's also, it wasn't like she was wasted and cheated on her boyfriend. She willfully went for this.

1:22:15 Adam Yeah. Wow. Stefan, you must be like ten kinds of hot.

1:22:21 Caller No, she's just been opposite, I think.

1:22:23 Drew All right. So finish your story.

1:22:25 Caller Anyhow, she's always been. It kind of started with her being like she would call me because I was kind of their counselor, you know, because they had some problems or whatever. And she called me.

1:22:34 Drew What is your question?

1:22:36 Caller My question is, at this point, I see this guy every single day and she still calls me. And it's just like, how do I? I wanted to tell him that.

1:22:47 Drew No question.

1:22:47 Adam You don't have any question. Why'd you want to make sure you underscore her sobriety again loaded when you do finally tell him, don't tell him. What do you need to tell the guy for? So he can try to kick your ass?

1:23:02 Caller No, just get it off my conscience, I guess.

1:23:04 Adam No.

1:23:05 Drew What'd you call radio station?

1:23:06 Adam Yeah, why'd you call us?

1:23:09 Caller Just because it's misery, seeing this guy every day.

1:23:11 Adam No, it's not misery. Yeah, it's miserable. Those two are broken up, right?

1:23:15 Caller No, they're still together.

1:23:17 Adam No, they're not. You made this whole thing up.

1:23:21 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I wish I was.

1:23:22 Adam Do not take her phone calls and leave him alone.

1:23:25 Drew Encourage her to be honest. That's her relationship, that's her problem.

1:23:27 Adam Don't encourage her to do anything.

1:23:28 Drew You just stay away from both these two.

1:23:30 Adam Don't talk to her. That's fine.

1:23:32 Drew Their problem, their problem, not yours.

1:23:34 Adam If something happens, Joseph, I don't know how old are you? How old are you, Joseph?

1:23:38 Joseph Gordon-Levitt 24.

1:23:40 Adam You're getting out of the phase. And you're in your early 20s, you have that, I gotta mix it up all the time. They need to know, I need to tell them, we need to get into it. It's real soap opera kind of thinking. You have more energy for the dramatic. You get a little bit older, you just start shutting up. People, let me impart a little knowledge on to my younger viewers. Knowing when to shut up is as important as saying the right thing. It really is. And I realize people don't, it's not something that's ever taught or trained. It's sort of, people, it's not looked at as a virtue. It's huge. I do it, when I used to be over at Jimmy Kimmel Live, I'd be sitting around the table with all the writers. Jimmy'd be ranting about something. He'd be like, the Michael Jackson trial was on E, we didn't even TiVo it. You guys got to be in charge of what's going on. You got to, and I was just like, just ride out the storm, just look down, just look down. Then there would be some media next to me that would pipe up. Well, we didn't know the TiVo. And then you'd see Jimmy like turn. He was doing a general, yelling at everyone generally. All of a sudden he's turning to you. Listen, Steve, you need, you were told, and I'm thinking to myself, you had to pipe up, you idiot. He was yelling at 13 people, which is yelling at nobody. Now he's yelling at one person. That's you, because you're the one who had to pipe up.

1:25:02 Drew Speaks volumes about the personality construct.

1:25:04 Adam Everybody does it, but not the older guys.

1:25:06 Joseph Gordon-Levitt We just sit there and wait to die.

1:25:09 Adam Actually hoping to die right then.

1:25:12 Drew Couple of guys did, I suspect.

1:25:14 Adam I'm just telling you, I don't care if your football coach is yelling at you. I don't, whenever there's a group, shut your pie hole.

1:25:21 Drew That's the bottom line.

1:25:23 Adam Whenever someone is yelling at more than, let's say, three of you, shut up. If you're getting yelled at personally, once in a while you got to pipe up. You got to defend yourself. You got to do your thing. But when someone is just addressing a whole group of people and dressing them down, do not pipe up. Do not.

1:25:37 Drew Shut your pie hole.

1:25:38 Adam Don't take it personally, by the way. You're only getting like one-twenty-seventh of the guy's poison.

1:25:45 Drew But that's the thing. People need to get that direct personal attention, whether it's positive or negative. They just need that. They need to be seen and heard.

1:25:53 Adam Everybody quiet down. Yep.

1:25:56 Joseph Gordon-Levitt The less you talk, the more powerful it is when you do.

1:25:58 Adam That's right. Yeah. Same with swearing. I remember one time my dad yelled, Sea Sucker, and I was almost floored.

1:26:07 Drew Was he breathing? He was breathing at the same time?

1:26:10 Adam I don't know what happened. I think it's the time I dropped this trumpet mouthpiece out the car window. I was trying to make it make noise, and I dropped it out. I think he only had one.

1:26:20 Drew He's called USC Sucker.

1:26:21 Adam I think he was just generally, he was calling humanity a Sea Sucker. And I was included in that humanity.

1:26:27 Drew Oh boy.

1:26:27 Adam All right, let's take ourselves a little break. Mysterious Skin is coming out in theaters out here in Los Angeles at least. Coming out tomorrow, May 27th. Take a quick break right back after this. Hey, everybody.

1:26:55 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Loveline.

1:26:57 Adam Music seems weird, doesn't it, Drew?

1:26:59 Drew I like it.

1:26:59 Adam Really?

1:27:00 Drew All right.

1:27:01 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I like it better than that Coldplay earlier.

1:27:03 Adam Phone number, 1-800-LLVE-191, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is here tonight. There it is. Who's Coldplay in here?

1:27:12 Drew A while ago.

1:27:12 Adam Three years?

1:27:15 Drew Yeah.

1:27:15 Adam All right. Mysterious Skin, name of the new movie, out in Los Angeles, starting tomorrow. And let's take a little question for yours truly. Annie?

1:27:25 Hi.

1:27:26 Adam What's happening, baby, Dawn?

1:27:27 I can't believe this. Well, I'm a long time listener and I just want to say I love both of you and just thank you for what you do every day.

1:27:36 Adam Thanks.

1:27:37 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Right on. I second that.

1:27:38 Adam Thank you.

1:27:39 Sure. And Adam, tomorrow's your birthday, right?

1:27:42 Adam That's true.

1:27:43 I just want to wish you a happy birthday.

1:27:48 Drew Right on that.

1:27:49 Yep. Tomorrow's my boyfriend's birthday too and he's a genius too, but I love you first.

1:27:54 Adam Oh, really? Oh, you love me first?

1:27:56 Yeah. But first or more? We're going to be hanging out by the pool tomorrow. We're going to play Adam Corolla in honor of you.

1:28:02 Caller That's great.

1:28:03 Adam How would that go? How would you do it? Because it's important that you be a little sing songy about it.

1:28:07 Drew Let's practice it here.

1:28:08 Adam Yeah. You lead us. We'll do it.

1:28:10 Adam Corolla. Oh, right on. I can't believe I'm talking to you. I love you so much.

1:28:20 Adam Oh, thanks, Annie. What's your boyfriend do that makes him a genius?

1:28:25 Caller Well, he's in law school.

1:28:26 After your rant last night about lawyers, he's in law school right now. But he's a good guy. He's a good one.

1:28:33 Adam They all start off that way. They're just going to help the impoverished. And before you know it, they're shutting down factories, suing the pants off everybody.

1:28:41 No, we might actually be poor someday. He'll do a bunch of pro bono and stuff.

1:28:46 Adam Good. All right. Well, God bless you, Annie. You must be a genius yourself.

1:28:51 Drew What are you doing? What are you doing now?

1:28:53 Adam She's basking in my glow. What do you mean what she's doing now?

1:28:55 Drew San Diego just hanging out on the beach. What do you do for a living?

1:28:59 I'm a massage therapist.

1:29:03 Adam I like that.

1:29:04 Yeah.

1:29:05 Drew All right.

1:29:05 Adam So you're a little bit weird.

1:29:07 I'm not one of those weird ones at all.

1:29:10 Adam No.

1:29:11 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Massages don't solve anything. Take a pill if you want to help your body.

1:29:15 Yeah, either one. But I always wish I had a problem so I could call in. So I had a good excuse.

1:29:22 Adam This time next year, call in again. I will. All right. Please, when you're massaging people, do not explain that they store all their tension in their back and neck. Yeah. Oh, you store it. Oh, really? Where else? Because I see most people you see, they store it in their nails, toenails, fingernails, and cuticles.

1:29:42 Drew I store mine in my neck.

1:29:44 Adam Kidney? I store mine in my eyelashes and my right nostril. But interesting that you found people that store tension in their neck and back. I like when they do that. Although I did have someone go, I got a massage about six months ago and the person went over my body and told me everything that was wrong. I mean, here's what they said. They said, oh, what happened to your ribs? Something's wrong with your ribs. I was boxing. Some guy whacked me in the ribs like three months ago. I said, oh yeah. Then she went over my face and went, oh, what's up with your jaw? I said, I got a root canal I got to take care of. She went over, I think, three things that were. Wrong. Yeah, but they weren't bumps. They weren't sticking out or anything. You couldn't feel the ribs. You couldn't really feel the whatever. But there was a third thing and she felt, she sussed it all out. Steven?

1:30:37 Caller Yeah?

1:30:38 Adam You're 15?

1:30:39 Caller Yep.

1:30:40 Adam You want to play a little?

1:30:41 Drew Who's Norman?

1:30:41 Adam You want to play a little Germany or Florida? Yeah, that was her third thing. Yeah.

1:30:45 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Yeah.

1:30:46 Adam All right, go ahead, Steven.

1:30:48 Joseph Gordon-Levitt All right.

1:30:48 Caller A judge rejected.

1:30:49 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Hold on a second.

1:30:52 Adam We got to tell you how these psychics work because we have one in here from time to time. We always make fun of them and they get mad. But here's how psychics work. I had a cat named Norman when I was a kid. The cat was named Norman for no good reason. My sister named this cat we found Norman. I don't know why. She just thought it was a funny name. I mentioned just I was having a laugh, like I haven't lost anyone in my family since my cat Norman 20 years ago. Then later on, now this is what the psychics do. They collect the little bits and pieces of information. You don't know they're collecting. They're just dumping around. They'll be talking, how are you doing? How's your dad? You guys from out here? What's your dad's name? You know, little bits. You like sports? And next thing you know, they start figuring it out, putting it through the psychic computer and spitting it back at you. Later on in the show, the psychic chick was like, and who's Norman?

1:31:44 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Who's Norman?

1:31:45 Adam I know it's your cat, but it's also somebody else, somebody else important in the family.

1:31:49 Joseph Gordon-Levitt No, just Norman.

1:31:50 Adam Now she did the math. Who names their cat Norman? You know who names their cat Norman? You have to have a grandpa Norman or uncle Norman or somebody named Norman who was very important or special in the family. Otherwise it's Mr. Whiskers. By the way, the cat should be a good name for grandfather too.

1:32:07 Drew She first said, who's Norman? Who's Norman? Who's Norman? You and I mentioned the cat earlier. Oh yeah, yeah, I know it's the cat. I know it's the cat. Yeah, but who?

1:32:12 Adam Who's Norman? And I was like, nobody. My sister was high and named the cat Norman. She's like, you think about it. I'm like, I thought about it. There's nobody I know named Norman. Well, you think about it some more. I'm like, look, you're wrong. Just admit you're wrong and then it then it got ugly.

1:32:29 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Remember that?

1:32:30 Adam And then she was like, she would do this one too. You're oh, you do the man show. You do Loveline doing stuff and you're working. You're writing a movie or something like that. Remember you're writing. You do a lot of writing. Remember she was asking if I wrote and then she did writing. And I said, nah, I don't write anything. She's like, think about it. Remember that? More more just crappy grasping at straws math.

1:32:52 Drew And that's not accepting.

1:32:53 Adam No, not accepting. No. Right. All right. Real fast. Germany or Florida. Go ahead, Stephen.

1:32:58 Caller All right. A judge rejected welfare recipients demand that the government pay for his hookers and porn. 35 year old Jenner requested a three request of three thousand dollars a month for his naughty entertainment expenses because the state refused to pay for his Thai wife's plane ticket back to the state.

1:33:14 Drew The state.

1:33:15 Adam The state.

1:33:16 Joseph Gordon-Levitt OK.

1:33:16 Drew Well, Florida.

1:33:17 Joseph Gordon-Levitt We're going with Florida. Huh?

1:33:18 Adam Is this Germany or Florida? Joseph Joseph going Florida, too. We don't have time. We're all going Florida.

1:33:23 Drew What is it?

1:33:24 Caller It's actually Germany.

1:33:25 Drew Well, the state.

1:33:26 Adam The state.

1:33:27 Caller They have states in Germany.

1:33:29 Adam Uh huh.

1:33:31 Joseph Gordon-Levitt They do. All right.

1:33:32 Drew Fair enough.

1:33:32 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Well done.

1:33:33 Drew Well done.

1:33:33 Adam Damn it, Drew. I knew it was Germany with the stupid porn and the Thai and all.

1:33:37 Drew It's nearly welfare state.

1:33:39 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I didn't follow that at all.

1:33:40 Joseph Gordon-Levitt I know.

1:33:41 Adam We'll explain to you during the break.

1:33:42 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Well, I think I get it now.

1:33:43 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Let's do it.

1:33:45 Adam Well, now it's too late. Of course, we all get it.

1:33:47 Drew We're in the whole evening.

1:33:48 Adam Yeah.

1:33:48 Drew Who's Norman?

1:33:49 Adam Let's take a break. We'll be back after this.

1:34:32 Joseph Gordon-Levitt Well, that's it, everyone.

1:34:33 Adam Thanks, Joseph.

1:34:34 Joseph Gordon-Levitt It's my pleasure.

1:34:35 Adam You come back anytime. Mysterious Skin, name of the movie. You guys go out and see that in Los Angeles tomorrow. And see a couple of things. Wanna thank engineer Anderson for doing a great job all week. Junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, producer, Lauren, producer, Anne, of course, engineer, Michelle, phone screener, Brian.

1:34:56 Drew Yeah. And phone screener, new phone screener.

1:34:58 Adam Are you gay, Brian? I am. God bless phone screener, Brian.

1:35:03 Drew Michelle.

1:35:04 Adam Take care of my friend. And.

1:35:06 Drew Patricia.

1:35:07 Adam Engineer. Yeah. Everyone. Engineer.

1:35:09 Drew But it's junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior.

1:35:11 Caller Right.

1:35:11 Drew That's it.

1:35:12 Adam There's not 34 juniors anymore. So, until next time, it's Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew, saying mahalo.

1:35:18 Caller Ow!

1:35:19 Caller God!

1:35:26 Adam The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station.

1:35:34 Joseph Gordon-Levitt The producer for Loveline is Aningold.

1:35:37 Adam Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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