Episode 1000710693591

0:57 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

1:01 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

1:04 Voiceover Sexually-oriented content.

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1:13 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:17 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. And tonight, what are you pointing at, Drew?

1:33 Drew Did you see that move by Chris?

1:35 Adam Yeah, he pointed his finger at me. Tonight, from Lost, the huge, huge breakout hit, Lost, Jorge Garcia is here. Although I know Jorge from his work on the Jack in the Box spot. And Jorge is the guy with the long hair who you would have anchoring your tug-of-war team on Lost. For those who don't know who Jorge is, you know him as Hurley as well. Great character, great vibe. And I fell in love with Jorge during the Jack in the Box commercial. A lot of people don't even remember what I'm talking about, but the Jack in the Box spots are all sort of good. If you've been watching over the last like three years, they've all been sort of clever and sort of good. And there was one about a year and a half ago where Jorge was posing as Jack. He looked exactly the same. I don't know why more, they ran the F out of the commercial. How come more people or do people make, am I the only guy who brings this up?

2:40 Jorge Garcia Bring up the Jack in the Box commercial? No, every now and again, someone will, if I bring it up, then they'll pause for a moment, then they'll see it.

2:49 Drew Another genius, other geniuses.

2:50 Adam Other geniuses bring it up.

2:51 Jorge Garcia Yeah, see how it works. Yeah, actually the Jack in the Box commercial was my first taste of street recognition.

2:56 Adam Yeah.

2:57 Jorge Garcia Where I started getting stopped for the first time.

2:59 Adam Right. But not his first taste of one of those deep fried tacos. That's good stoner food. 99 cents for two of them.

3:08 Drew What are you suggesting?

3:09 Adam That is awesome stuff. But I saw Jorge and I said this kid's got it. I said that.

3:18 Drew Don't have too much in his tongue. I said this kid has it.

3:22 Adam And then when he showed up on Lost, for me it was, I don't turn the sound up when I watch TV. So I thought that the Jack in the Box guy had got trapped on an island and then later on I was informed. But this show is compelling. It's beautiful to watch. I had to just shoot everything in Hawaii.

3:40 Drew Is that in Hawaii or something? Where is it?

3:42 Jorge Garcia No, Oahu.

3:43 Drew Oahu.

3:44 Jorge Garcia We just find some really cool remote areas to shoot it.

3:47 Drew We had the Brother Sister combo. And the Quasar Evil guy that's into her.

3:55 Adam Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. That's right. No, I thought we just had the...

3:59 Drew It wasn't the brother and the sister.

4:00 Adam I think we just had the brother and the sister. I think you're...

4:03 Drew I'm thinking the other guy. Yeah, yeah.

4:04 Adam No, you're thinking artist... The guy who plays her brother is a Quasar Evil guy who's into her in real life. I think that... I think... I think it's... You got...

4:12 Drew You're sharing life with art. I'm sorry, I beg your pardon.

4:15 Adam Yeah.

4:15 Drew Did I say too much?

4:16 Adam Yeah, it was weird because they were brother and sister on the show, but clearly seem to be into each other.

4:21 Drew Well, he...

4:21 Adam He seemed to be... Well, he being any heterosexual male would definitely be into her because she's so hot. It's nice to be trapped on that island with all those hot chicks, yes?

4:31 Jorge Garcia Absolutely, yeah.

4:32 Adam Yeah. And then what's the schedule like? I mean, how far from where you shoot to where you live or where you stay are you?

4:41 Jorge Garcia It depends. I mean, sometimes it's an hour drive. I like to get up to the beach set on the North Shore, but...

4:45 Drew Are you there for months and months?

4:47 Jorge Garcia We're in Hawaii about nine months out of the year doing series.

4:50 Adam Wow. And you're in quite a few scenes, so you don't get too many days off, right?

4:56 Jorge Garcia Well, yeah, but with... Because now we're down to 13 regulars, you do get some days off during the week, which is pretty cool.

5:03 Adam Yeah. Yeah, there are much worse places you could go.

5:06 Jorge Garcia Yeah, to spend a week.

5:07 Drew I missed the one where they see the monster. What was it?

5:09 Jorge Garcia Oh, but if you watch the finale, you'll see a little piece of them.

5:13 Adam There's a big two-hour finale coming up on the 8 o'clock ABC this Wednesday, by the way. So you got to watch that and see what's going on. I imagine they wouldn't kill you off. You can't be killed off, can you?

5:28 Jorge Garcia Well, I'm not going to. So far, so good. I know I'm making it to season two.

5:31 Adam Yeah. What a phenomenal hit and what a great gig. Just going to Hawaii. Do you hang out with the other cast members? Who's cool? Who do you hang with?

5:40 Jorge Garcia I went to Tokyo with Matt Fox.

5:43 Adam Oh, really?

5:43 Jorge Garcia We went and we saw Green Day in Tokyo.

5:45 Drew I did a selection thing with Matt years ago.

5:47 Jorge Garcia Really?

5:48 Drew For a drug company, yeah.

5:49 Adam What the hell was he doing?

5:50 Drew He was talking. Party of Five had to think about Depression.

5:53 Adam Oh, he's Party of Five.

5:54 Drew That's right. He and Paul of, I can't pronounce the last name, Paul Devick. They were with me. He was a nice guy. Very nice guy.

6:03 Jorge Garcia Yeah. Really cool guy.

6:04 Adam And Green Day, great live band, by the way.

6:07 Drew Yeah.

6:08 Adam That's a great show. Why?

6:09 Jorge Garcia It's great seeing him in Japan because the one thing when you see a band in Tokyo, the Japanese don't have any of that cool thing that you got to fight through. So they were just hardcore screaming and yelling, just really having a good time.

6:22 Adam We got to get out there, Drew. Why did he go to Japan to see Green Day?

6:27 Jorge Garcia Well, he's been good friends with Billy and Joe. Yeah, he's a friend of Green Day. They would take vacations to Hawaii together like his family and his family. And so, you know, yeah, we got to go watch from the side of the stage with the Go-Go's and Avril Lavigne.

6:43 Adam I'm going to put this together and say, you know, you've arrived, by the way, when you're just in Tokyo, when you're watching your friends.

6:50 Jorge Garcia Yeah, because he went spur of the moment. Like he would like to be finished work at five. And he's like, you want to go to Tokyo tomorrow?

6:55 Adam That's another one of those.

6:56 Jorge Garcia You know, you've arrived.

6:57 Drew That's no, no, no. That's you really arrived.

7:00 Adam That's when you really arrived. You say to the hot chick, you want to go to Tokyo tomorrow. You know, you're not the husky guy who gets the invitation. You know what I'm saying? You ask the hot chick.

7:12 Drew Got it. Got it. That's what I was thinking about.

7:14 Adam But you've arrived.

7:15 Drew It's not really arrived.

7:17 Adam All right. So here's what I'm going to put together with Fox. Green Day is a Bay Area band and they were shooting Party of Five. At least took place in the Bay Area, certainly exteriors. Maybe somehow they were on to each other, you know, 10 years ago with Party of Five. You know what I'm saying?

7:37 Drew I didn't follow you.

7:38 Adam Green Day is a Bay Area band.

7:40 Drew Oh, I see. That's Party of Five supposed to have happened in the...

7:44 Adam Well, they shot some exteriors there. They probably shot some stuff. All right.

7:49 Drew Whatever. What do we know?

7:51 Adam I don't know. Well, I don't know. Maybe Jorge knows.

7:54 Jorge Garcia What? How they met? Yeah. I think it's something like a mutual friend. They introduced them.

7:58 Adam Didn't you guys talk on that plane?

8:00 Jorge Garcia Yeah, we did. We slept, too. I don't know. I don't remember the details. I'm like, yeah, all right.

8:06 Adam All right.

8:08 Jorge Garcia I didn't ask like, so how did you two meet?

8:11 Adam Well, you don't have to do it in such a gay way.

8:12 Jorge Garcia What does parents do for a living?

8:13 Adam You go like, how'd you two bros hook up?

8:16 Jorge Garcia Yeah, right.

8:16 Adam You do it like that. Doing it dude way.

8:18 Jorge Garcia Yeah, and we were punching each other in the shoulders.

8:20 Adam Yeah, and that super gay, how'd you two meet? Penny for your thoughts, Matthew. Bailey? Yes. You're 22?

8:30 Caller I am.

8:31 Adam What's up?

8:32 Caller Well, I just wanted to call you guys for a second opinion on the general to award medicine that I just got prescribed to me today. Yes.

8:43 Adam Yeah?

8:44 Drew Good times?

8:46 Caller I am taking, let's see, I'm going to grab the bottle real quick, pedophilics.

8:51 Drew Pedophilin. Well, that's something the doctor is supposed to put on for you. The Aldera is the newer cream that you put on. It doesn't burn quite so much.

8:59 Caller Yeah, yeah, I was just, I wanted to take a second to think, thank you guys very much for taking my call. You're the guys with the first ones I thought.

9:07 Drew Well, pedophilin is fine. Pedophilin is sort of an old fashioned treatment for, for, do you have the big ones? Do you have the huge ones?

9:13 Adam They're all right. Fruit size. Great, they're not, they're not basketball, volleyball, utility ball size.

9:20 Drew You may want to see a dermatologist because you want to control them for sure. There's a cream called Aldera. It takes care of them very nicely. Pedophilin is an old thing. It's sort of for the more bulkier basketball size or volleyball size.

9:32 Adam Is that just surplus they're trying to get rid of? Trying to move old stock?

9:36 Drew I don't know what they're up to. But you need to remember, Billy, even when you get these warts under control, you will probably be contagious for at least for many years and possibly forever.

9:44 Caller Yeah, correct. I'm very aware of that.

9:46 Adam All right. You have a steady girl?

9:48 Caller I do. Yes, I do.

9:49 Adam I do. All right. She cool?

9:51 Drew Is she getting treated?

9:53 Caller She went into the doc. She's going to go in the doctor, excuse me, because I did tell her about it. I thought at first-

9:59 Drew You had to tell her about it? You had to tell her about it? I understand. Is she blind?

10:03 Caller No, no, no. It was my mistake.

10:05 Adam I thought it was- What if she really was blind?

10:07 Drew That's what I'm saying. I'm genuinely asking. Should she not see?

10:11 Caller No, no, no.

10:12 Caller I told her that I thought it was razor burn at first because I do shave down there. So I figured I had just had open cuts from the razor, and it was my stupid mistake.

10:25 Adam All right.

10:26 Drew You may still want to see a dermatologist. Usually, we'd paint it on and we'd leave it on for a while. If you leave it on for more than four hours, it burns to hell.

10:35 Adam You shave with a razor? I understand-

10:39 Drew Grooming.

10:40 Adam Yeah. Thinning the herd, the pub herd when they start to run wild. And then what I'll do is instead of cutting it, I'll let its natural, I'll let it, I'll introduce another species into the mix, the natural enemy of the pub.

10:53 Drew The crab. Free range crab.

10:54 Adam Free range crab to go attack the pubes. And that can spin out of control. And then I end up dropping nutria down my underpants.

11:02 Drew That's what that was? Oh, for God's sake.

11:04 Adam It's a buck a head, a lot of hillbillies shooting at it.

11:08 Drew Nutria.

11:09 Adam Hey, Billy. Yes. All right. So why do you shave? You shave clean?

11:17 Caller I do. I shave all the way. Yeah, it's just a personal thing for me. I just don't prefer the body hair. I don't know. That's just me.

11:25 Adam All right. And your girlfriend's OK with it?

11:28 Caller Yeah, she's completely OK with it.

11:30 Adam OK. And what else? Do you tan? Do you tan the junk?

11:34 No, no, I don't.

11:36 Drew How dare you? That's weird. Adam, what are you thinking?

11:38 Adam All right. All right. I don't know. It seems. We call me old fashioned Jorge. Yeah. Right. I mean, it seems weird when a guy's clean.

11:47 Jorge Garcia Oh, you're shaving clean. That thing is. Yeah.

11:49 Drew It's wacky.

11:50 Adam Yeah, that's a little weird.

11:51 Drew I think when people really do aggressive stuff with their hair, whatever it is, it's an aggressive expression. Expression. Expression.

11:59 Adam There's a new commercial for General Herpes Medicine, by the way, where a guy's camping.

12:03 Drew Herpes.

12:04 Adam Herpes. Is it herpes? Or is it herpes or warts? If you've seen the commercial, the guy's camping. He's got his old lady with him. He's always got a hot chick. I always wanted to do a part where he just looks at her and he goes, I have genital warts and I always want to hear the chick off-camera.

12:19 Drew What? Oh, for God's sake.

12:21 We're in the middle of goddamn Mount Peanuts and you've got warts?

12:24 Jorge Garcia It's just like the sound of footprints.

12:25 Drew Hello.

12:26 You don't want to say anything before we took off? I packed 12 miles into this thing.

12:30 Adam I was about to mount you. Who are you talking to? I always thought worst gig in the worst gig in television, worse than the guy who has the warts in the commercial or the chick that has the genital herpes.

12:45 The person has to play their girlfriend or boyfriend.

12:48 Adam Yeah, I'm the stooge who's got it down too. Yeah, you do the math. I got a under five over here and you do the math. I got warts too. That's like a slap in the face, like your agent calls. Yeah, they want you for a warts commercial. All right. No, no, you're the girlfriend. You're standing there.

13:06 Drew You're the hapless, unwitting partner.

13:07 Adam You're on the back of the two-person bike.

13:09 Drew Yeah.

13:10 Adam Yeah, she's doing the talking. You're just a schmuck who's pedaling behind her, who's got the warts too by proxy. There you go. All right, let's talk to Megan, who's 23.

13:20 Drew Hi.

13:20 Adam Megan? Hi. What's up?

13:22 Hey.

13:23 First of all, Dr. Drew, I read your book, Cracked, it was very, very helpful. I think there's addiction to all my family and it was nice to kind of figure out what was going on. And Adam, I'm trying my best to get to Adam Corolla replaces Marco Polo going on in the Midwest. It's not happening.

13:36 Drew I'll tell Jorge about that. Hold on, Megan.

13:39 Adam Summer's coming up and well, it's heating up. There, that summer's heating up. And this Marco Polo, the kids game, the pool game.

13:48 Drew Yeah, I know.

13:49 Adam It's been around for, well, Marco Polo's been around since like the 12 or 1300, so I'm guessing it.

13:55 Drew Games around that way.

13:55 Adam About 800 years at least. I think they had the above ground pools back then. But the point is, this is F'd out. Kids don't know Marco Polo. Also, I think the guy may have been a racist. I really do. I want Marco Polo replaced with Adam Corolla.

14:11 Adam.

14:11 Corolla.

14:13 Adam.

14:13 Corolla.

14:14 Adam Kids laugh. Go, Drew.

14:16 Drew Adam's jacking off the jacuzzi.

14:17 Adam Yeah, that's fish out of water. Huh? It could catch on.

14:23 Jorge Garcia That's good.

14:23 Adam And with the help of the people listening and higher profile celebrities like yourself, you know what I mean?

14:29 Jorge Garcia Adam Corolla.

14:30 Adam Hey, you guys, you just.

14:32 Drew The hotel's there.

14:32 Adam You're in a hotel. You got a dark day. You're not shooting. You're in the pool.

14:36 Jorge Garcia OK.

14:37 Adam Fox wants to play Marco Polo. You say, how about we play Adam Corolla?

14:41 Jorge Garcia Yeah.

14:42 Adam The next thing you know, it catches on. Thanks, Megan. Go ahead.

14:46 Caller No problem. OK. My question is, my grandpa was accused of molesting a girl and my father was accused of molesting my older sister. And I want to know, what are the odds of one of my brothers becoming a molester or one of my sons? Well, your son is 50 percent. Is there?

15:04 Drew No, it's not really. I'm not aware of any evidence that acting out on kids has a genetic basis to it. It is transmitted across generations by people, by older people acting out on younger people. In other words, your dad must have been acted upon by your grandpa.

15:21 Caller Right. Well, I know he, my grandpa, I'm getting the feeling he did something with my aunts, but as far as I know, none of the boys were touched because...

15:29 Drew Or maybe the boys had to witness something. There's many ways to that road.

15:34 Caller Yeah.

15:34 Drew But it's having the dad that's the pedophile that does it. And then provided that you don't bring a pedophile into the house.

15:41 Adam Now, that's how it works.

15:42 Drew See, part of the problem is you're going to be attracted because dad is who you love and what you fit with in your intimate relationships.

15:48 Caller Yeah, I have no relationship with him and...

15:50 Adam That's good. But you could still magically end up with a pedophile. What's that, Drew?

15:55 Drew Lesbian, Megan?

15:57 Adam Lesbian?

15:58 Caller What?

15:59 Adam Are you a lesbian?

16:00 Caller No.

16:01 Adam No.

16:01 Drew Do you have any tendencies that way?

16:02 Caller No.

16:03 Drew All right. So be careful. You're going to be attracted to guys that are, tend to be predators. You're a lesbian. That's what you're used to. That's what your sense of love and intimacy is.

16:12 Adam That's not even used to. It's just that's the way it works.

16:15 Drew Yeah, it's what was wired into you by having that dad.

16:17 Adam Right. Right.

16:18 Caller So even though I had no relationship and...

16:20 Drew You did when you were three and that's when I really counted.

16:24 Adam Yeah. But listen, Megan, you've distanced yourself from him. You're asking all the right questions. You're looking to protect your child. Where's the father of the child?

16:34 Caller Oh, I don't have kids.

16:36 Adam Oh, I thought you said...

16:37 Caller In theory, when I have kids, what are the chances?

16:40 Adam Oh, it's like 80 percent, 78 percent.

16:44 Drew Yeah, it's not 80 percent, but it's not so much about you, it's about who you are.

16:49 Adam Right, it's who you hook up with. You hook up with a good guy, there's no monkey business, you got no problems.

16:54 Drew Then that's it, you're done, the cycle's broken.

16:56 Caller Okay.

16:56 Drew Okay?

16:57 Caller All right.

16:58 Adam All right, good times. Yeah.

17:00 Drew That never worked.

17:01 Adam It's not? I hope so.

17:04 Drew I think, it's just amazing. Think about it this way. I think how powerful the brain is and the crazy attractions and drives we have. The unfortunate reality is that even Megan, with all her insight, asking the right questions, intellectually grasping this, she could hook up with a bad guy. Overwhelming probability she's gonna hook up with him.

17:23 Adam Yeah. Well, now she is. You wanna talk to James who got a fetish for women's socks?

17:27 Drew More dudes? You wanna talk to another guy?

17:28 Adam Well, that was it. We just talked to a chick.

17:30 Drew I'm just saying.

17:31 Adam Well, you just talked to a chick.

17:32 Go ahead.

17:33 Adam All right. Don't pout. James?

17:35 Yeah.

17:36 Adam You're 30?

17:37 Caller Yeah.

17:38 Adam You have a fetish for women's socks?

17:41 Caller Well, them wearing them, yeah.

17:43 Adam They gotta wear them?

17:45 Caller Well, yeah. I mean, not yet. I guess, I mean, fetish technically is, of course, inanimate objects, but I mean, the socks on a woman, that, yeah, that's an arousal point.

17:57 Adam Would you ever steal any socks from a woman?

18:01 Caller I did once when I was a child, but of course, that was before I really realized what it was all about.

18:05 Drew And are they men's socks? Are they stockings like nylon stockings? What are they?

18:09 Caller No, well, you know, like a baby doll or, you know, just these different kinds, but.

18:14 Drew Nylon stockings.

18:15 Adam No, no. Well, yeah. All different kinds.

18:18 Drew Oh, any?

18:18 Adam Yeah, women's socks.

18:20 Drew But I mean, we're talking about nylon or skirt cotton. You know what I'm saying? Or anything. Anything a woman puts over her foot?

18:25 Caller Excuse me?

18:27 Drew All right. You know, I don't know.

18:28 Adam Drew is saying, are we talking about fishnet stockings?

18:32 Caller No, no, no, no.

18:32 Drew We're talking about tube socks.

18:33 Caller Like athletic socks or.

18:36 Drew Cotton socks.

18:37 Adam Yeah.

18:37 What's this baby doll sock?

18:39 Caller Well, I mean, you know, it's got the frill on the top.

18:42 Frill on the bottom?

18:43 Caller Yeah.

18:43 Adam That's a good, that's a good luck. That's a nice luck. They used to wear those with pumps. It was a nice luck in the eighties.

18:48 Caller All right, James. Not to get too psychoanalytical, but I mean, you know, I understand where it kind of comes from because when I was a child, a young child, I thought that being naked was having your feet exposed. So my first sexual...

19:01 Adam Who told you that?

19:02 Caller Well, no, I mean, that was my own... When I was four or five years old, that was a problem I had my naked... You know, I was naked if my feet were exposed.

19:09 Adam Well, you're calling from Arkansas where there's like six pair of shoes in the whole state. So, I mean, you got... You're asking for trouble.

19:17 Caller Yeah, yeah. Well, there's the hillbilly factor there, but... Yeah.

19:20 Drew All right. So, I'm interested in this. He converted it into some...

19:25 Adam Taboo?

19:26 Drew Some notion about nakedness.

19:29 Caller Right, right. My feet were naked if they were exposed, so they always had to be covered. Of course, as I grew up, somehow, that transferred to my sexuality. But the problem I'm having with it...

19:38 Adam Hold on. And for a guy calling from a little rock, he has a ton of insights.

19:42 Drew Theory.

19:42 Adam Psychologically.

19:43 Drew But I'm not sure it's insights so much. Anderson's here. I know.

19:46 Adam What did he yell?

19:47 Drew I don't know. I hear Mason Jar coming up.

19:50 Adam Oh, Drew. Anderson thinks pogo.

19:52 Drew He's the smartest redneck I've heard in a long time.

19:55 Adam How dare you.

19:56 Drew My thing is, this isn't the usual course from the nakedness of his feet to...

20:01 Adam Alright, alright. James? Are you married?

20:05 Caller No, I used to be.

20:07 Adam Alright. And any girlfriends?

20:10 Caller Currently, yes.

20:11 Adam And has she indulged you in your sock fetish?

20:14 Caller Well, in a way, but that was part of the problem. The reason I'm calling is the fact that I've gotten to the point to where the socks have sort of... the sock fetish has taken over in the fact that I'm not really aroused by anything normal. I mean, it had to be sock.

20:31 Drew Well, that's a true fetish. The fetish is necessary to function sexually.

20:34 Adam What do you need to do with the... give me what you need to work, yeah, with the sock. Yeah, give us a scenario, give us a sock scenario. You bring up the socks and she socks you in the face?

20:44 Caller No, no, no, no, she has to wear them.

20:46 Adam She has to wear the socks and...

20:48 Drew Can you focus on the socks during the sex act?

20:50 Caller Yes, very much so.

20:52 Adam Yeah, well...

20:52 Drew That's fetish.

20:53 Adam You could cheat that. I mean, did she, you know, you get in certain positions. You get on doggies, you don't know where you're going.

20:59 Caller Well, but that, of course, that becomes a problem when you're actually involved with someone in the fact that you can't really see socks all the time. You can't even speak or sort of a abstract. They're behind you or some sort of involved with pornography.

21:12 Adam All right, listen, I'm telling you, Wheelbarrow, number one, I can't, I can't figure this out. It feels bogus.

21:19 Drew No, I'm going with it.

21:20 Adam You're going, it's got a lot of good specific information.

21:23 Drew I'm going with it. And it doesn't have a jack-off quality to it. You know, JO guy.

21:28 Adam Jorge, what do you think? Sock fetish?

21:32 Jorge Garcia No, so far I'm buying it too.

21:34 Drew And the way it was starting to bleed out in other areas, he started talking about pornography.

21:38 Adam Well, what should he do?

21:42 Drew Something happened to him. It's not about the nakedness in the feet. Something earlier happened that screwed you up, that traumatized you, that made it difficult for you to feel close to somebody without focusing on something separate and inanimate, basically. And so in these highly intimate situations, it's a way of functioning, it's a way of tolerating closeness. Basically, that's the theory. But reality is, something was shattering to your regulatory systems at a very young age, it wires this preoccupation in, it becomes an attraction with puberty, and off you go.

22:12 Adam All right. Well, go talk to a therapist.

22:14 Drew That's right.

22:15 Adam And here's the other thing. I don't know, I was thinking about Pippi Longstocking, and then I was thinking about, that's what used to pass for entertainment. Remember when your kid's like, yeah, Pippi Longstocking's on, I guess we'll have to watch that. And it was like some thing from Sweden that was like dubbed in and poorly executed, she got a coat hanger in her head. And it was like, could you imagine showing, like if your kids were eight or nine, showing them Pippi Longstocking, take about 35 seconds where they put their foot through the television set and start attacking your scrotum viciously. Like your kids would be like, if you showed like an eight-year-old the shit, ooh, sorry I'm fired up. Anderson, get that, would you? The ass we used to watch when we were kids, it would just burn the house down.

23:01 Drew Listen, I try to throw a little 70s television my kids way.

23:05 Adam They're like, are you high pops? This sucks.

23:08 Drew Like a minute and a half.

23:09 Adam I know. And let me tell you.

23:11 Drew Can't get it, can't get their head around.

23:12 Adam Pippi Longstocking, that was a good day.

23:14 Drew I know, how about there was like a Sinbad thing?

23:16 Adam It was Davey and Goliath.

23:18 Drew Davey and Goliath, oh my God.

23:19 Adam Yeah, these are two, you got a clay dog who's a Jesus freak and a born again kid with a bucket head talking about God. Awesome. Awesome when you're a nine year old atheist. Awesome.

23:35 Drew At least we have the genius of Gumby circulating around.

23:37 I bet we get to church faster if we drove old man Johnson's car.

23:41 Adam I don't know, Davey. I'm going to kill myself. All right. Let's take a break. I want to kill the producers of Pippi Longstocking.

23:50 Drew Where are they, Drew? They're gone.

23:53 Adam They got to be dead. I'll see you guys in hell and you too, Pippi.

23:57 Drew Tomorrow, the 24th of this month of May, I'm going to be taking calls from eight to nine thirty here at the usual number Loveline.

24:04 Adam Really?

24:04 Drew Talking about female ejaculation is one thing and this is for a TV show, Discovery Hill Show. The other thing is, how do you know when you're doing a good job?

24:13 Adam Sexually?

24:14 Drew Sexually. How do you know?

24:16 Adam Well, I get a nice tip.

24:19 Drew Let's see.

24:20 Adam With ladies?

24:21 Drew Well, or if you're with ladies, yeah.

24:23 Adam I don't know with the ladies. Jorge Garcia is here tonight. He's from Lost, the most popular show on TV. Thank you. He is Hurley. Wednesday Nights. Wednesday Night is the big premiere. I mean, I'm sorry, big finale. Yeah, it's kind of different. Big finale, big two hours, everybody. Find out what's happened, see that monster. We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this.

24:54 Drew This portion of Loveline is sponsored in part by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Safety Belt Enforcement is not about tickets, it's about saving lives. So remember, click it or ticket.

25:07 Adam San Francisco. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Jorge Garcia is here tonight from Lost. You know, Ms. Hurley, best show on TV. Big hit, huge hit television show. Eight o'clock, ABC, Wednesday nights. Big two-hour finale coming up this Wednesday. Drew, you watching?

25:46 Drew Yeah, I've been watching Lost.

25:47 Adam I know, me too. Cool. It's great. Yeah, it's compelling. And then it's all, you know, I'm a sucker for any of that plane crash on the on the beach and all this stuff. But I got to talk about the plane crash very quickly. Spectacular plane crash sequence in Lost. But ever since that movie Alive set a very dangerous precedent for with whole tail sections blowing off of airplanes. And then the shot is from the inside of the airplane out to the through the back. And you just see people getting sucked out of the back of the plane. Plane is flying level. It has no tail section but flying level. Here's the thing about airplane. Tail section comes off, plane immediately, the whole back of the plane just goes whipping around and the thing would just cartwheel. So to suggest that a plane could fly with no horizontal stabilizer or elevator is bizarre and unfair to the captains who have crashed planes when that has happened. It suggests that, oh, what?

26:47 Drew Why does it land?

26:48 Adam Well, imagine you're sitting there watching TV, your dad flew, you know, your friend's dad flew commercially until he was killed tragically for, you know, a crash when the tail section blew off and it's like, oh, this guy, this guy seemed to ditch it, no problem. Your dad would cartwheel as a fireball in the side of the mountain. What's up? You know what I'm saying?

27:05 Drew He lost his cool.

27:06 Yeah, he lost his cool.

27:08 Adam What's the panic? Your dad? Yeah, pilot error. So they were able to land the plane, which is good. And I don't know how many people, did they say how many people were originally on the plane? Was there, did they ever make that statement?

27:23 Jorge Garcia I don't think so. I think recently we had like 48 that survived, but I don't think they told us how many were on the plane.

27:28 Adam And it always, it is a great, great thing to see people getting sucked out of the back of the airplane. You ready to rock?

27:36 Drew Yeah.

27:37 Adam They did that live. You see that movie?

27:39 Drew That was good.

27:40 Adam Sucked out.

27:40 Drew In the snow and the Andes.

27:41 Adam Oh, to eat people. Yeah. Let's, who are we talking to, Drew? Sarah? You're 27?

27:49 Caller Yes.

27:50 Adam What's up?

27:52 Caller I have been with my boyfriend for about a year and a half, and everything is amazing. We have a great relationship, great communication, and time.

28:01 Adam All right. Well, let's go to the next call then. My thing is, why wait around until it gets ugly? You know, he's beating the crap out of me.

28:09 Caller Things are truly amazing.

28:11 Drew What could possibly follow?

28:12 Adam Most of these, you know, we're going to a very sad and dark place. Let's just nip it at this point.

28:17 Drew Yeah.

28:18 Adam We'll keep moving forward.

28:19 Drew Feel bad.

28:20 Adam Yeah. She's having a great relationship. There you go. Oh, Mazel Tov. It's Jorge's people say.

28:26 Caller Yes.

28:26 Adam All right. Sarah?

28:29 Caller Oh, yes.

28:29 Drew I believe Jorge referred to their relationship as a mitzvah.

28:32 Adam Oh, mitzvah.

28:33 Jorge Garcia Sorry.

28:34 Adam Go ahead, Sarah.

28:35 Caller So anyway, when it comes to sex, it's not hot at all. He doesn't finish during sex. I don't know what word I can use for that legally on the radio. Finish.

28:46 Drew We know what you meant.

28:47 Caller And he, I mean, he does on his own, which is fine with me too, but it makes me feel, I feel a little bit inadequate.

28:54 Adam It's not fine with you. That kind of angers you that he finishes on his own.

28:57 Drew It's not fine at all. Why don't you go ahead and speak up about that?

29:00 Caller I do. We talk about it. And we've talked about, he's bought certain pills. There's no pills for anything like that, but he's bought a couple of herbal things that are supposed to enhance orgasm for him and things like that. And they just, they're not doing anything.

29:13 Adam The wisdom of the orient brought to your tongue.

29:16 Drew Yes, of course those work infinitely better than anything possibly.

29:18 Adam Yeah, it's as good as those herbal remedies for aids and cancer.

29:23 Drew Of course, Sarah, that doesn't.

29:23 Adam It's awesome stuff. Herbs cure everything unless you really have something. And then they cure nothing. They're just for nut jobs. And then even when the nut jobs actually does get the Hep C or the Hiv or whatever, then they gotta go kiss the man's ass and get the real drugs too. So it's really for people who don't have, if you have phantom back pains or headaches that you don't really have, herbs are great because you don't have anything, it's a placebo. I could take some lawn mulch, ground it in a pill and give it to you and put a little sugar in it and you'd say the headache went away. But if you actually have a problem like this guy may have, then no herbs are gonna help.

29:56 Drew Again, South Park did the greatest episode of that.

29:58 Caller Yeah.

29:58 Drew When the standard college developed kidney failure and the computer starts dying, they're like, we're not doctors, we don't know what we're doing. They're like, what? We told you we were sick.

30:08 Adam We gotta funk shway the hospital.

30:10 Caller Sarah?

30:12 Adam Yes. When you say he finishes himself, is he doing it in front of you?

30:20 Caller Oh yeah. I mean, I can be completely enthusiastic about that. That's hot too to me, but I would-

30:25 Drew Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, stop with the spinning on this. You started with, it's not hot, you don't like it, you feel inadequate. How can it be that and it's fine with me and hot?

30:35 Adam Yeah. The guy can't reach climax. I hate it. Now I gotta watch him beat himself into the hamper.

30:41 Drew Yeah, that's not-

30:42 Adam It's hot.

30:43 Caller I guess what I meant was that's acceptable to me. I'm not grossed out by it or anything.

30:47 Drew That's okay. No, it's fine.

30:49 Adam All right, you're not uptight. Yeah. I like that.

30:52 Drew What is it that's troubling you the most about this?

30:55 Caller I feel, I do, I feel inadequate, like there I'm not doing something right. I've never had problems like this in other relationships.

31:03 Drew All right.

31:05 Adam Let me ask some questions. This guy, how many, has he been with a lot of women?

31:11 Caller No. I mean, I don't know what you consider a lot.

31:14 Caller He's at six.

31:16 Adam He's at six.

31:17 Drew Steroids with this guy, anything like that? Steroids or medication?

31:21 Caller No, only the herbal ones I mentioned before.

31:23 Adam These herbal, like-

31:25 Drew Get him off that stuff right away.

31:26 Adam Is he, is he, has he had this problem in the past with the other ladies?

31:32 Caller Yes. He thought it wasn't, he didn't know that it was uncommon for this to happen.

31:39 Drew And how long does he-

31:40 Adam Was he, is he in a, is he sensory deprivation chamber?

31:44 Drew Never talked to any guys?

31:45 Adam Doesn't, does he have male friends?

31:47 Drew Nope, never seen porn. Dude, this chick was- Man, so they do it in porn.

31:51 Caller Yeah, they do it in porn.

31:52 Adam Well, his buddies like, dude, I hooked up with this chick, it was awesome, me beating off. I had a threesome where I beat off in front of two chicks. It was awesome. One of them handed me a bounty. It was awesome, dude.

32:12 Caller Doesn't this guy have buddies he talks to?

32:14 Drew I know.

32:15 Adam Are you kidding me? How does he think people get pregnant? Dude, he beat off into a ceiling fan and got this chick knocked up. Two of them were having another threesome. All right, I don't trust this guy.

32:29 Caller Sarah?

32:30 Adam All right, but he's a guy who has masturbated quite a bit before. Okay, here's what happens. And how's his relationship with his mom?

32:44 Caller She's very Catholic and I don't think that... I mean, they don't talk about anything that's not pure and good and are right with Jesus.

32:53 Adam So that's an element.

32:54 Caller Really religious.

32:55 Adam Was he a late starter sexually?

32:58 Caller Very late. And also, I didn't mention yet, he's not circumcised and he's always been really self-conscious about it.

33:03 Drew That's nonsense. That's nothing.

33:05 Adam No. But okay, but these are all adding up. The late starter. Okay, Drew, remember my theory? He was beating off. Some guys will start beating off at nine months. I started 13 months. Now, a lot of guys will start beating off at 13. Oh, Drew is a man of passion. That's a big thumbs up. That's a big affirmative.

33:30 Drew Actually, 12 is the age of purity for many guys.

33:32 Adam 12. Okay. A lot of guys, do the math, Jorge, a lot of guys start beating off around 12, 13, right? A lot of guys who are late starters, this guy's only been with six chicks, he's probably 27, 28, got started late. You get your first piece of actual legitimate ass, 21. You have yourself a good seven, eight years of having at yourself and no other has touched your penis for eight years. Now, you hook up with a woman and it's disorienting. Your penis is confused. Yes.

34:08 Drew I do believe that, as you and I have said many times, each guy has his rhythm. Some guy, it's very fast, some guy takes a while, and for these guys, they're already sort of wired up that way, so it's going to take a while.

34:16 Adam Sarah?

34:17 Caller Yes.

34:18 Drew What I understand is why he can't bring himself close and then include her in the thing.

34:21 Adam When did he have his first girlfriend?

34:24 Caller I think he was in his early 20s.

34:27 Drew See, like you said, yeah.

34:29 Adam I mean, like 23?

34:31 Caller No, I said like 21 maybe.

34:33 Adam Okay, so mid-early 20s.

34:36 Caller It's 21.

34:37 Drew Mid-21.

34:38 Adam Mid-21. So mid-30s be like 30. Okay. All right. So Sarah, you got to work with this guy a little. He's got to help himself and then you jump in at the end. I mean, think T-Ball for...

34:52 Drew You got to work it out. You got to work it out.

34:54 Adam Yeah, like T-Ball. The kid still gets a sensation of swinging the bat and running out the ground. There it's all there. It's just a little cheating at the top.

35:02 Drew That's right.

35:03 Adam Yeah.

35:03 Drew A little help at hand.

35:04 Adam Yeah. Yeah. But these guys, it's always the same thing. Late start, add himself early.

35:10 Drew But again, maybe all those things add up to that guy.

35:15 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. All right. Let's play a little Germany or Florida. Jorge, here's how the game goes. We hear a bizarre story and then we guess, is it Germany or Florida? This is going to sweep the islands any day now. Is it Salem?

35:32 Drew Salim?

35:33 Adam Salim?

35:34 Caller Salim.

35:34 Adam Salim. What's happening, Salim?

35:37 Caller Adam Corolla. Adam Corolla.

35:43 Drew I see Salim.

35:45 Adam It is.

35:46 Drew I see Salim. I was gonna say Bim Bim, Sala Bim.

35:48 Adam He doesn't very sing songy kind of way. You have a beautiful voice.

35:52 Caller Right.

35:53 Adam All right, so what's up? Give us the Germany or Florida.

35:56 Caller A mother of three has chosen to go to prison rather than pay a parking fine so that she could take a vacation from her kids and from her housework. She waved happily to neighbors as the police drove her away after she refused to pay the fine. She said, as long as I get food and a hot shower every day, I don't mind. It means that she can finally get some rest and relax. Now the question is, is it Germany or Florida?

36:19 Adam Wow.

36:20 Drew My instincts say Germany, but it sounds total Florida. It just sounds complete Florida.

36:24 Adam It is so white trash.

36:26 Drew But I feel like I'm being misdirected, you know what I mean? Like it's too Florida. It's too Florida. This guy's trying to pull the wool over my eyes.

36:35 Caller But then again, before I forget, Adam, you're a god, Drew, you're a lesser god, and I like a lost, truly.

36:41 Drew Or is children of a lesser god.

36:43 Adam All right, all right. He moved in order of appreciation. Good enthusiasm.

36:47 Caller Yeah.

36:48 Drew So.

36:50 Adam Come on, Drew.

36:51 Drew All right, I'll do Florida. It's gotta be Florida.

36:53 Adam It feels Florida.

36:54 Drew I like the long translation.

36:55 Jorge Garcia I'm gonna have to go Germany in English. Just to keep it interesting.

36:58 Drew You may be right. You may be right. You got a feeling.

37:00 Adam Well, it's got a 50% chance of being right. You're going Germany? I'm going to go to Germany. You're just going to Florida. I'm going to Florida, too. Leaving the kids.

37:09 Drew The long diatribe in English there, I don't think any...

37:12 Adam Yeah. Locked up for a parking ticket, feels Floridian to me.

37:16 Drew Yeah.

37:16 Adam All right. So we got Germany and Florida and Florida. Solem?

37:21 Caller They're all Florida's?

37:22 Drew No.

37:23 Adam No.

37:24 Caller Uh-oh. Germany.

37:25 Adam It's Germany.

37:25 Drew I don't know why I was thinking Germany all the way.

37:27 Adam The guy who show your lukewarm on?

37:31 Caller Uh, okay.

37:32 Caller Well, he's the only one who's correct.

37:35 Adam All right. Let me say this too. Thank you. Yes, I'm a god, but I like, like and bewitch, I won't use my powers to figure out the answers.

37:44 Drew Of course.

37:44 Adam To these questions beforehand.

37:46 Drew Yes. Otherwise, there'd be no show.

37:48 Adam There'd be no show. Thank you, Drew. As a matter of fact, there'd be no show because I would just make myself filthy rich. I'd never leave the house. That's how it would work.

37:57 Drew All right.

37:57 Adam We need to take a break.

37:59 Drew Yeah.

38:00 Adam Do we?

38:00 Drew Yeah.

38:01 Adam Got tongue pierced today. Hurts.

38:02 Drew I like Emily.

38:03 Adam Are people doing that? Or is everyone still getting their tongue pierced? Emily, in lust with a guy who won't give her sex, why can't she get it from? And Emily's a hot name too. Emily?

38:15 Yeah.

38:16 Adam You're, you're an Indo guy. How old is he?

38:19 Caller He's 20.

38:20 Adam He's 20?

38:22 Caller Yeah.

38:22 Adam Do you, where do you, do you work with him?

38:25 Caller No, he's my friend. We've been friends for like two, two and a half years.

38:33 Adam Okay. All right, hold on a second. This is gonna be good. More, more Emily, more static, more difficulty understanding. Jorge Garcia is here tonight. Noma's Hurley from Lost, ABC, 8 o'clock, Wednesday night. Big two hour season finale coming up this Wednesday. Yes, Drew?

38:53 Drew That was a premiere.

38:54 Adam It was a premiere. It was a premiere about an orca. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

39:02 Caller Hello, is this your radio?

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39:37 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Jorge Garcia is here tonight. You know him as Hurley. From Lost, 8 o'clock, Wednesday night. Big premiere. Big crescendo, big two-hour crescendo coming up 8 o'clock Wednesday night. And then tomorrow night, Melinda Clark from the OC, who Drew had a little encounter with.

40:03 Drew How dare you?

40:04 Adam In New York City.

40:05 Drew What are you suggesting?

40:06 Adam Drew ran into her at 3 in the morning when I was talking to him on the cell phone. I didn't know what her story was.

40:11 Drew Yeah.

40:11 Adam Find out what happened with that. So she's in tomorrow night from the OC. When we left off, we were speaking to Emily. Emily?

40:20 Caller Yes.

40:23 Adam You've lusted after a guy you've been friends with for two years.

40:26 Caller Yeah.

40:27 Adam And he's not interested in you.

40:30 Caller No, that's the thing.

40:31 Caller He says he is.

40:33 Caller And I wouldn't just sit around, like, waiting for someone who is supposed to or not. Uh-oh.

40:38 Drew So why isn't he making a move?

40:40 I don't know.

40:41 Caller And then, so, like, I have, like, really low self-esteem anyways. And then he'll sit around and he'll say he'll come over and stuff like that and he doesn't.

40:53 Drew Oh, boy. He's either a really bad guy and is just monkeying with you.

40:57 Caller Well, I'm thinking guys are idiots anyways, so...

41:00 Drew Well, of course, it seems to reinforce some belief system you already have about men, so that even reinforces further the fact that you'd probably go after a horrible guy.

41:08 Adam Let me just say this to fellas. When you're, when you become dads, when your 19-year-old daughter thinks all men are a-holes or pigs or something, you drop the ball.

41:17 Drew It's your fault.

41:17 Adam You make a horrible job raising her. Because we talk to 17-year-old chicks like, men are pigs. They all suck. It's like, great job, dad. Fantastic. So, you hate your dad. Yes?

41:33 Drew Of course. Of course.

41:34 Adam Where is he?

41:36 Caller I live with him.

41:38 Adam What's he doing?

41:39 Drew What torture for you?

41:40 Adam Yeah.

41:40 Caller What?

41:41 Adam Living with a pig's gotta be horrible.

41:43 Caller I don't know.

41:45 Adam Where's your mom?

41:46 Caller She died.

41:48 Adam What happened?

41:50 Caller She died three years ago.

41:54 Drew Of what?

41:55 Caller She died three years ago and I had to move out with my dad.

41:58 Drew Which, we'll see, they're already separated.

42:00 Adam Well, what did she die of? Yeah, I know you're... I'm going to beat up on the deceased, but your mom died.

42:08 Caller Yeah.

42:08 Adam And we said, what happened? And he said, she died.

42:11 Caller I know, she died of cancer.

42:14 Drew What kind of cancer?

42:15 Caller Leukemia.

42:15 Drew Leukemia, eesh.

42:17 Adam So, was your dad and your mom were broken up at the time?

42:22 Caller Yeah, he was like remarried.

42:25 Adam A little resentment for him sort of leaving your mom and...

42:29 Drew Setting up shop.

42:29 Caller It happened a long time ago and I was like four, so.

42:32 Drew Yeah, but you're still resentful.

42:33 Adam Still angry though, right?

42:36 Caller I wasn't. She moved on and got married. They both went their separate ways.

42:40 Adam Yeah, but you're not angry at him.

42:42 Drew It's like your sister, she completely forgave your dad. Oh, completely.

42:46 Adam Yeah, the dick of Steve's sister. Yeah, here's the thing, Emily. Your dad moved out and started a new family. And sort of abandoned you.

42:58 Drew Whatever. At four.

42:59 Adam All right. Hey, Emily, I don't do this very often, but I'm going to hang up with my goddamn fist. I'm not even going to use my F finger to push the button and hang up on your own. You hate men. Who cares? Have a good life. Don't get pregnant. That's all I can say. Just go through your life hating men. They're all pigs. They're all horrible. That's a great life. Fantastic.

43:18 Drew You sort of, somebody needs to get stuck in that phase of longing for somebody.

43:22 If you really, if somebody were-

43:23 Caller Oh my God, so I want to stay with this guy because I hate my dad?

43:26 Adam No, no, no. Listen, you're angry. I can tell you're angry because I'm angry at you.

43:31 Drew And you seem to like the longing state more than real intimacy. So you'd rather be in the state of-

43:36 Adam All right, just go do whatever you want. Leave us alone, would you? Let's go. Have a good time. Laugh, laugh, laugh. Look, I'm sorry for what your dad did to you. I know he abandoned you. Your mom died. You had a hard life and you resent your dad. And who knows, maybe even your mom to some degree for abandoning you when you were 16 years old. I couldn't imagine how devastating it would be to a girl. Guys can sort of do it because they're sort of thick emotionally and they can figure, you know, it's like scarring a guy is like scarring a lizard emotionally. Like what are you going to do? All it wants to do is eat and laugh and sun itself on a rock. You know, it'll get over whatever happened 10 minutes ago. Like, you know, cat attacked it the day before. You think it's freaked out? That's a lizard. But a female lizard's disaster. You know, and I don't know if you can see the difference.

44:29 Drew But Emily, Emily, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Emily, it's like a bed. You like need some basic understanding of how humans function. It's clear that you really don't have any idea what motivational systems are, how emotional systems work, that you laugh dismissively at things that are actually quite serious.

44:50 Adam You're going to have a crappy life.

44:51 Drew Yeah, it's going to be a problem for you. Maybe you could pick up some books on, you know, relationships, psychology, how this works. This is how it works. The who we are growing up is what we go for in our adult life. And what happens growing up is the unfinished business that we try to solve in our adult life. It's just the way we're wired as humans.

45:10 Adam Yeah, yeah, she just laughed that off too. But here's the thing. As a chick, your dad splits at four, hooks up with a new chick and starts a new family. That has to be devastating. Your dad just said, essentially just said, I've seen what you had to offer for four years and I'm turning the car in at the end of the lease.

45:28 Drew Yeah, but four of them is so vulnerable. Oh my God.

45:31 Adam Yeah, but as a girl, where's daddy? He's got a new daughter and a new son. They live in Florida.

45:37 Drew Happily.

45:37 Adam He's happy. He's loving them now. Now, who do you got? You got Herb, the alcoholic pedophile who I work with. He's cool. He's going to crash on the sofa. He may slide in your room by four in the morning if he gets juiced enough. Fantastic. I mean, worse than dad dying, right? Worse than dad even hanging around and smacking him around a little bit. Really is.

46:00 Drew In a way.

46:00 Adam Dad is like, where's dad? He's doing a new thing. He's got a new family. He's tired. You didn't do it for him. You weren't able to win him over in the few years you had for him.

46:10 Drew Kids think that they create and cause everything and everything that happens is at least related to them.

46:16 Adam Right. As opposed to a zero, what is what they have. All right. Let's just say hi to Kelly.

46:27 Drew That's why you pushed on five.

46:29 Adam All right. Was it 15 apart?

46:32 Drew Hi Kelly. Kelly?

46:33 Caller Hello.

46:34 Adam What's happening?

46:35 Caller Hey, how we going?

46:36 Adam Good. Good.

46:37 Caller Good.

46:37 Caller It's my first time. I'm kind of nervous.

46:39 Drew That's all right.

46:40 Caller Yeah.

46:41 Drew Kelly's already a good caller.

46:42 Caller Yeah.

46:43 Drew Clear, bright, and lets us know if she screws up. It's because she's nervous.

46:46 Adam Yeah. The bar's pretty low around here though. Just don't fart on the phone. You're best calling.

46:52 Caller Just a quick question.

46:53 Drew Hold on.

46:54 Jorge Garcia Yeah, you think that's be a good call for me.

46:56 Drew What's the question? Real quick.

46:57 Caller Okay. I've been with my boyfriend for six years, and I found porn in his computer for the first time, and I'm not upset. I mean, I'm upset because I'm a girl, and I know that's natural. They want to look at other girls and all that stuff, but I still feel so bad.

47:14 Drew All right. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

47:17 Adam Hold on. Jorge Garcia is here tonight from Lost. Early from Lost.

47:23 Drew Oh, I've got a bunch of stuff on premature ejaculation.

47:25 Adam Fantastic.

47:27 Drew 1.8 minutes is premature. Average 7.3. That right?

47:33 Adam Yeah. All right. Now, I'm going to I think Inagata DeVita is exactly 7.3. So I can use that as sort of my metronome. Yeah. Hey, baby. Average.

47:44 Caller Come on now. Give it up for Mr. Average.

47:47 Drew No, that's not average.

47:48 Adam 7.3 is.

47:49 Drew Yeah. 7.3 is average.

47:50 Adam OK. Thank you. We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this.

48:20 Caller This is Loveline, KITS San Francisco, Live 105. It's Loveline.

48:28 Adam I'm Adam Nets, Dr. Drew. Jorge Garcia is here tonight. I know Ms. Jack from the Jack in the Box commercials. You know Ms. Hurley from Lost. ABC, everybody. Wednesday night, big two-hour finale. Yes, Drew.

48:47 Drew So anyway, Premature E.

48:48 Adam Premature E.

48:49 Drew This is from the Johnson and Johnson folk who now have a new medication coming out probably towards the spring called Depoxetine, which is basically like a Prozac that's ultra-short-acting. You know how these medicines delay ejaculation, Prozac and Zoloft and stuff? But it may one that lasts like three hours. You get on it and you can last longer. And so they had people going from...

49:07 Adam Yeah, because here's, Drew has said in the past for people that are having this problem that if you take one of these serotonin reuptake inhibitor kind of drugs that things that depressed people take, it lengthens the time of climax. Some people can't even have it. But this is the same sort of stuff. I mean, isn't this about how three quarters of drugs get invented? They do...

49:31 Drew Serendipity, yeah.

49:33 Adam They create the drug for something else and find out it works on high blood pressure too?

49:37 Drew Yes, yes.

49:38 Adam Okay.

49:38 Drew Absolutely. And so here's one. You know, we've got antidepressant medicines now that are going to be used for premature ejaculation. 1.8 minutes was the premature E and 7.3 was the average for most men.

49:50 Adam So if you can make it past a hundred and, like, a hundred and twelve seconds, you're not in the realm of premature E.

50:01 Drew But you still could be benefited from this medicine if you wanted to get towards more of an average or more of whatever.

50:06 Adam Is 1.8 seconds the average, I mean, one minute point?

50:10 Drew Why do they do it?

50:11 Adam Yeah, yeah, yeah.

50:12 Drew 2 minutes.

50:13 Adam All right. Is 2 minutes the average for premature E or if you're under that, you don't make the cut?

50:21 Drew They just defined it that way. They said a man with a condition took 1.8 minutes.

50:26 Adam Is premature.

50:26 Drew Compared to 7.3 for most.

50:28 Adam Right. All right. So somewhere between 2 and 7 and a half minutes is where what you would still be premature in the E department if you're at 4 or 5, do you think?

50:39 Drew You might room for improvement.

50:41 Adam All right. I may need a note.

50:42 Drew There's a I love this. They've got they were giving them stopwatches, the subjects.

50:48 Adam Yeah, by the way, you could go ahead and add 10 minutes to mine if you had the Chinese guy in the lab coat with the pressing his watch in pointing my finger. You're on. Now go, go. You know what I mean?

51:01 Drew You know what's interesting? In the placebo group, 3% of the men said they couldn't control or had difficulty controlling. And then 26% could control with placebo while it went to 50% with the actual pill.

51:15 Adam So just telling them they'd taken the pill helped 25% more of the men? Yeah.

51:20 Drew Isn't that crazy?

51:21 Jorge Garcia It's like that feather that makes Dumbo fly.

51:24 Adam Yeah. Wow. That's interesting. And Drew, seriously, how do they do these tests? I mean, do you really? There's a guy and there's a guy with the stopwatch and he's peeling one off in under two minutes.

51:36 Drew There's a partner girl with the stopwatch.

51:38 Adam Oh, they send the stopwatch home with them?

51:41 Drew Yeah.

51:42 Adam Nice.

51:42 Drew And then they interview the partners. Are you satisfied? Was it better?

51:46 Adam I would have to factor in the hotness of the partner. Like if some really smoking, leggy blonde came in, I'd be like, What do you expect? Some haunchy chick comes in carrying three kids, pockmarked. You'd be like, yeah, come on. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Right? Yeah. Yeah. Let's let's talk to, I mean, how much faster are you going to drive a Corvette than a Daihatsu charade? That's what I'm saying.

52:19 Drew Just saying, just saying. Yeah.

52:20 Adam Just saying.

52:21 Drew All right.

52:22 Adam So anyway, Kelly, Kelly found some porn.

52:25 Drew Seven years with the same boyfriend. Is that right?

52:28 Adam Yeah.

52:28 Drew And found porn. That's crazy since they were 16. You're fat.

52:32 Adam Drew, please. Found porn on the computer.

52:36 Caller Yeah.

52:36 Drew And on one hand, you realize that's natural and that would definitely be qualifying him as a male.

52:42 Caller That's right.

52:43 Adam What kind of, what kind of porn did you find?

52:47 Caller I found just like tattoos and piercings. He just started getting tattoos. So just a bunch of tattoos and piercings. Like it's not freaky. I just want you to tell me something that can make me feel better.

52:59 Drew Why is that even porn?

53:00 Caller Huh? Well, they were naked and they were having sex with each other. All right.

53:05 Drew Well, that qualifies.

53:07 Adam Yeah. Say tattoo piercing porn. There are a lot of tattoos and piercings.

53:12 Drew Pictures of tattoos, right?

53:13 Adam Yeah.

53:13 Caller So you told me the other day that I would look hot with a tattoo, so.

53:18 Adam Seems like you guys may be heading different directions. Like he may be going to hell and you may be going to, like, Los Angeles County. Or, you know what I'm saying? Well, I mean.

53:29 Drew Why is the thing clung on so long?

53:32 Caller Why is it what?

53:33 Drew Clung to get. Have you stuck together so many years through high school?

53:36 Caller Oh, we have a lot in common. Like, we grew up. We grew together pretty much. I don't know. We love each other. I don't think this is something that's going to break us apart. I just want to feel better about finding porn on my.

53:46 Adam Well, here's how you can feel better. Every guy looks at porn.

53:50 Drew Nothing to do with you. Nothing.

53:53 Caller So I'm not involved at all.

53:55 Drew No, men have to. Hold on. Yeah, that's a bad sign.

53:59 Adam Kelly, just go ahead and spin this and freak out, whatever.

54:03 Caller I already have, but I'm over it.

54:04 Drew All right, men have to look, men need to look at diverse pictures. They have something called the Coolidge effect.

54:10 Adam Go ahead, Drew.

54:10 Drew I don't want to tell the whole story?

54:12 Adam Yeah, because most people here know Coolidge is the guy from White Shadow.

54:17 Drew All right.

54:19 Adam They don't know him as a president. Our listeners only know him as a president.

54:22 Drew He was a president around the turn of the century, and at that time, the federal government maintained farms.

54:28 Adam Yeah. By the way, when you say turn of the century, they're like, we got to go back five years ago.

54:32 Drew Forget it. Turn of the 20th century.

54:34 Adam Okay. They're still confused, Drew.

54:39 Drew Because we're the 20th now.

54:41 Adam Okay, go ahead.

54:41 Drew Before the First World War. Now they're confused. Oh, boy.

54:46 Adam Go ahead.

54:47 Drew After Napoleon, before First World War.

54:49 Adam Now, screw it. Go ahead.

54:52 Drew The president would tour every year the federal farms they maintained. In this particular year, the president and the First Lady went together and they took their entourages in a different direction. And the First Lady first made her way to the chicken coop, at which point the farmer held up his prize rooster and wanted to point out very proudly to the First Lady that this rooster copulated at least 100 times a day, to which point the First Lady quipped, please be sure to point that out to the president when he comes by. So she moves on, the farmer now is sort of coy and embarrassed about this. And he says, well, Mr. President, I want to be sure to point out to you our prize rooster. And Mrs. Coolidge, the First Lady, asked me to please point out to you that this rooster copulated at least 100 times a day, at which point the president said, with the same chicken, 100 different chickens.

55:44 Adam They had it, they knew it back then.

55:46 Drew Mammals need, male mammals need diversity. And they look and they see diversity.

55:51 Adam It's awesome. We do a little snuff and, you know, bang a mistress or a concubine.

55:56 Drew That was in the day.

55:57 Adam Yeah. A couple of strumpets stroll by the White House. No big deal. A little more snuff, a few more strumpets. Snuff, strumpets, concubine, snuff, snuff, strumpet, and yeah, high ball, high ball, snuff, strumpet. That would be my, that would be basically my regimen back then. Put my top hat on, do a little snuff, have a high, have a high ball, bang a strumpet. That'd be my gig. A strumpet, snuff, high ball, top hat. Pow.

56:31 Drew Stay clear of the tramps.

56:33 Adam And then once in a while, I would get in a big argument that would end with, I said good day. That was a, you could really argue just by any, I said good day.

56:46 Caller I said good day sir.

56:50 Adam All right, what the hell's wrong with Kelly? All right, Kelly, look, who cares? But here's the thing, don't freak out. All guys do this. I am a little worried that A, you guys have been together since you were 16.

57:02 Drew Yeah.

57:03 Adam And B, that he's starting to get into tats and piercings.

57:07 Drew Yeah, that's a weird sign for somebody that's been in a relationship for seven years.

57:10 Caller There's a friend he's hanging out with.

57:13 Drew Yeah.

57:13 Jorge Garcia Yeah.

57:14 Drew Something may be going on with them.

57:16 Adam Let me tell you something. Dickie from the Boston's came over to my house today to get something. He's covered with tattoos. I didn't make me want to go get a tattoo.

57:24 Drew Right.

57:25 Adam You know what I'm saying? There he is.

57:27 Drew You've been hanging out with him all weekend. Still no tattoos.

57:29 Adam I guess the friend has talked to him in the porn too.

57:33 Caller I don't know.

57:34 Adam All right. What's he do for a living?

57:36 Caller He stocks produce.

57:39 Drew All right.

57:39 Adam So does he use one of those hoses that sprays the stuff and makes it look fresh?

57:44 Caller No. They have automatic hoses for that.

57:48 Drew Grocery store.

57:48 Jorge Garcia Yeah. They do that like that from your store.

57:51 Drew Do you work at the grocery store too?

57:53 Caller No. I'm unemployed.

57:54 Adam All right.

57:55 Caller I just quit. Yeah.

57:56 Adam All right. Are you depressed or something?

57:58 Caller Yeah. A little bit.

57:59 Adam All right. Well, stop taking it out on him.

58:02 Caller Okay.

58:03 Adam All right.

58:04 Caller I have another question.

58:05 What?

58:07 Caller Sometimes when we're doing it and I'm on top, I have an urge to cry. Like even if I just get off, I know I can feel it coming. And then I just might cry like hard. I just don't know why.

58:19 Drew Depression.

58:20 Caller It's not emotional. I mean, I wasn't abused or anything like that.

58:23 Drew No, it sounds more like, I mean, you have a release when you're having an orgasm.

58:27 Caller So it wasn't an orgasm. Completely different.

58:31 Drew What are you telling us?

58:34 Caller I don't know. I mean, it's not an orgasm. I've had an orgasm, but-

58:38 Drew Well, easy tearfulness is a sign of depression. So just sort of put it in that context. You sound depressed to us. You're tearing easy. Yeah. Something's wrong with this relationship. It is. I'm just going to tell you something's wrong.

58:48 Adam Yes. Yes.

58:51 Drew I'll tell you one thing that happens, Kelly, with people who have been in a relationship since high school is they don't know when it's over. They all of a sudden feel empty and disconnected, and it feels very sad to be with that person that they've been with so long. They don't know how to end it. They don't really know how to identify those feelings, but they know something's not right.

59:05 Adam Here's the other thing.

59:06 Drew I think that's what you're getting into here.

59:07 Adam Another thing too is you lose your job or quit your job. You start getting depressed. You start hanging around. You just start turning on the guy. You're the one who's depressed.

59:19 Drew But I think she feels that emptiness. It's not between them anymore.

59:21 Adam Kelly, go have another relationship. You guys have been together long enough.

59:28 Drew Pay attention. Don't deny your feelings. Look at that emptiness you feel when you're with him. It means something.

59:33 Caller Oh, no. I feel empty when I'm not with him.

59:36 Adam Ew, worse.

59:37 Drew Why are you crying when you're having sex?

59:40 Caller It's like it triggers.

59:42 It's physical.

59:44 Adam All right. Well, don't worry about it then. All right. I don't know. I feel like I'm just talking to like a yam tonight. I feel like I'm at a store going, should I eat you or should I go for the russet? And the yam's like.

59:57 Drew It's like the Woody Allen love and death guy's talking to the sturgeons.

1:00:01 Adam Yeah.

1:00:01 Drew The fish.

1:00:02 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Herring.

1:00:04 Drew Herring, that's right.

1:00:05 Adam Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Why waste a breath? Just go do what you want to do. Just don't get pregnant and screw up the world, would you? Yeah. This guy's starting to get tats. He's getting piercings. She's feeling empty. She's depressed. But anytime you suggest, well, you guys have been together since you were in the 10th grade. How much you break it up? How dare you?

1:00:24 Drew Well, then, or maybe you don't really, can't really tell what you're feeling because it has been so enmeshed for so long. Yeah. How dare you?

1:00:30 Adam All right.

1:00:31 Drew I said good day.

1:00:32 Adam I said good day. So let's see. Veronica's oral sex cheating gave guy a BJ. Boyfriend. Wow. 16. Veronica?

1:00:44 Yeah.

1:00:45 Adam I'll tell you, when I was 16, I thought BJ was the name of a kindly truck driver who had a monkey riding shotgun. That's what I thought a BJ was. Go ahead, Veronica.

1:00:58 Okay. So here's my situation. All right. My boyfriend lives in Inglewood and I'm in Huntington Beach, right? So I don't see him a lot. And the guy I gave head to.

1:01:15 Adam Now hold on a second. First off, for those of you living around the country, you aren't exactly sure where Inglewood is relationship. By the way, I live here. I'm not sure how far it is.

1:01:24 Drew It's far.

1:01:25 Adam It's now away. Inglewood.

1:01:28 Drew It's two different planets, too, by the way.

1:01:30 Adam Well, oh, yeah. First, you got to ask why you're dating a guy from Inglewood. Look, unless it's like Jerry Buss or Magic Johnson, it may be time to move on. Number one. Number two. Inglewood and Huntington Beach is really only about 40 minutes away. Yeah. I mean, Inglewood's kind of far down south, right? I mean, yeah.

1:01:49 Drew Airport.

1:01:50 Adam Yeah. So well, Huntington Beach.

1:01:52 Drew 40 minutes. All right. I'll give you that.

1:01:54 Adam All right. So by the way, that's not that that's not that big a deal.

1:01:58 Drew 16.

1:01:59 Adam Well, it's not going to the same high school, but it's not like he lives up in the Bay Area and I'm out in Phoenix.

1:02:05 Drew 16.

1:02:05 Adam All right. All right. Where did you meet this guy?

1:02:09 Huh? Who?

1:02:10 Adam Where?

1:02:11 Caller My boyfriend?

1:02:12 Adam Yes.

1:02:12 Caller Oh, I met him at a party.

1:02:14 Adam Okay. All right. And how old is he?

1:02:18 Caller He's 15.

1:02:20 Adam Okay. He's out in Inglewood, huh?

1:02:23 Caller Yeah.

1:02:24 Adam Okay. Keep going.

1:02:26 Caller Okay. Well, the guy that he gave head to, I liked him for the longest time. And then finally last week we hooked up. And then like, I felt really bad because technically we're still going out, you know? And I have no idea if I should tell him.

1:02:43 Drew Well, obviously you're not going to be going out if you tell him.

1:02:46 Caller I know.

1:02:47 Drew Who knows how the guy is going to react. It could be awful. It could hurt him and you. Why don't you break up with this guy? It's a sign you need to break up. Okay? Okay. All right.

1:02:57 Adam Yeah. Here's the thing. Hold on a second.

1:03:00 Drew If I could sit down and try to kill both of you. Inglewood.

1:03:04 Adam Yeah. Bad neighborhood. He could ride his bike over to your house and by Saturday try to kill you if he left tonight. But look, here's a sign you may not be in love. Foreign penis in mouth. You know what I mean? You don't have to do that thing where you pull the pedals from the daisy. You have someone else's Johnson in your mouth. That's how you know. Good sign. It's like top 10 reasons you may not be in love if you ever look in the back of a.

1:03:35 Caller Loves me. You love me.

1:03:39 Adam All right. So Veronica, what's up with you?

1:03:41 Caller What do you mean?

1:03:42 Adam Well, why such a man seems like you're acting out.

1:03:45 Caller What do you mean?

1:03:46 Adam I don't know. Just get lost. Everyone get lost. Ask for all you idiots tonight. I want to talk to Sheila. All right. Sheila.

1:03:58 Hello.

1:04:01 Adam Sorry, baby. It's a tough night. It's tough night. I think it's a full moon tonight. You're 17.

1:04:07 Caller Yes.

1:04:08 Adam You weigh 280 pounds.

1:04:10 Caller Yes.

1:04:11 Adam And is everyone else in your family heavyset?

1:04:15 Caller Not some of them. Most of them are. But there are a few that aren't.

1:04:19 Adam Okay. The adopted ones. And thin sheep, they call them, of the family. So, Sheila, you want to know how to lose weight? Is that a question?

1:04:29 Drew What's your question?

1:04:30 Caller No. I wanted to know. I went to the doctor and he was telling me about a disease. I guess it's called PCOS.

1:04:37 Drew Polycystic ovarian disease?

1:04:38 Caller What about that?

1:04:39 Drew Polycystic ovaries?

1:04:41 Caller Yeah.

1:04:41 Drew You're fat.

1:04:42 Adam True.

1:04:43 Drew Polycystic ovaries is something that happens when people are overweight. Sometimes it can be a function of being overweight. Sometimes it's the syndrome associated with being overweight. Insulin-resistant diabetes in your future and difficulty getting pregnant and trouble with menstrual irregularities.

1:04:59 Adam You're saying sometimes you get it from being overweight. Sometimes it makes you overweight, like a thyroid thing. No?

1:05:07 Drew No, it's associated with being overweight. Let's put it that way.

1:05:10 Adam All right.

1:05:11 Drew Causationally or otherwise.

1:05:12 Adam You're a big man. Have you been on diets?

1:05:14 Jorge Garcia Yeah.

1:05:15 Drew Did they work?

1:05:18 Jorge Garcia For a period of time.

1:05:21 Adam Were you overweight as a child?

1:05:24 Jorge Garcia Yeah, pretty much all my life.

1:05:26 Drew Same size? Everybody's the same size. Yeah.

1:05:28 Adam Yeah. I could keep telling everybody, especially when you see these kids or they're 12 and overweight. It's like, that's genetics. So here's the deal, Sheila. You got a tough hand, Delto.

1:05:42 Caller Yeah.

1:05:42 Adam Genetically. You're gonna have to do something big. Yeah?

1:05:47 Caller I was on a diet and I got down to 220 pounds, but as soon as I get off, I gain all the weight right back on.

1:05:53 Drew Yeah, you can see a dietician and start exercising, but other than that, it's really about the gastric bypass.

1:05:59 Caller Hmm, wonderful.

1:06:00 Adam Yeah, well, it's sound... Well, look, here's the deal. I've talked to a few people that have had this. A good friend of mine had it recently, said it saved his life. Yeah, the guy was perpetually 320 pounds, and that was his... He was now 40 years old and 320 pounds, and it just would never go away. He just ate the same thing everyone else ate, did the same thing. Of course, you can't exercise as much when you're carrying around that kind of weight, but just go ahead and get the surgery.

1:06:31 Drew Who was this?

1:06:32 Adam It was Mark.

1:06:33 Drew Oh, Mark.

1:06:34 Adam Well, I don't want to give the guy's whole name out.

1:06:37 Drew I understand.

1:06:39 Adam Have I got in trouble before? Yeah. I was talking about my buddy, Carl?

1:06:44 Drew Yeah. Oh, no.

1:06:46 Adam Oh, man.

1:06:47 Drew What happened?

1:06:50 Adam Well, I don't know if he's going to get mad again.

1:06:53 Jorge Garcia Yeah, might as well talk about it. It's already out of the bag.

1:06:57 Adam One time, let's just call him Chuck.

1:07:02 Drew Jorge loves this.

1:07:05 Jorge Garcia I bet he already said the name.

1:07:08 Adam I was laughing about my friend Chuck on the television show, humping a beanbag chair.

1:07:15 Drew Oh yes, I do remember this. It became quite a legendary story about cementing all those little styrofoam balls together.

1:07:22 Adam I don't know about that, Drew. But my buddy Chuck, he would get on the beanbag chair every once in a while. I was talking about it on the television show, and Drew said, why don't you just give his last name while you're at it or something? So I shouted it out. And it turns out the guy was a librarian at a public school.

1:07:45 Drew Oh no.

1:07:46 Adam And his kids heard the show.

1:07:49 Drew His kids at the school?

1:07:50 Adam Saw the show, yeah.

1:07:51 Drew His kids at the school?

1:07:52 Adam At the school. So he called me and left me very threatening. He was irate. He was very angry.

1:07:58 Oh.

1:07:58 Adam He called.

1:07:59 Drew Was he a friend of yours at one time?

1:08:01 Adam Chuck?

1:08:01 Yeah.

1:08:02 Adam Yeah, Chuck was a good friend of mine.

1:08:03 Drew And was he early in your life or was he up to that point?

1:08:07 Adam Well early and up until that point. Chuck left me a message saying if you ever bring this up again on the air I'll sue your ass and he was very angry. And so angry I didn't even call him back. And then about ten days later, no I think I did call him back and I just promised him I wouldn't bring it up again.

1:08:25 Drew And here we are.

1:08:25 Adam About ten days later MTV ran a rerun.

1:08:29 Drew Of course.

1:08:29 Adam Of the same show.

1:08:30 Drew Of course.

1:08:31 Adam Which they're known to do. I had no idea of course. And then I had a phone message waiting for me when I got home. Of course. He didn't know it was a rerun.

1:08:39 Drew Yeah.

1:08:40 Adam Yeah, but he didn't know. All he knew is more kids came in the library. Started making fun of him. And he went out of his mind. Boy, you should have heard that message. That message was like crazed.

1:08:53 Caller Like, I can't wait. I just we just got done talking. Did you bring it up?

1:09:01 Adam Is he is he his mind? I was bringing up again. He was so irate that I had to actually tell my buddy to call him and explain to him as a rerun because I couldn't even get him on the phone. Yeah. Horrible.

1:09:14 Caller Awesome.

1:09:15 Adam Well, that's funny stuff.

1:09:16 Jorge Garcia No, I just wonder what's the point in the friendship when you confide to your friend that you hump a beanbag chair?

1:09:23 Adam What do you mean? Who are you going to tell strangers about that?

1:09:25 Jorge Garcia Yeah, just the cab drivers.

1:09:27 Adam Hey, yeah. Horny. Do you think you're sitting next to a guy on a tram and start talking to him about how many beanbag chairs?

1:09:33 Drew It's a good thing. Most of your buddies are screw ups. You can just keep talking about it. It's no big deal. They're not going to hurt anybody's.

1:09:37 Adam Yeah.

1:09:38 Drew Yeah, it's okay. This guy is librarian.

1:09:41 Adam Well, yeah, but none of these guys are mayor or anything. You know what I'm saying?

1:09:44 Drew You mean even this guy? Yeah.

1:09:47 Adam Hey, look at this. 32 Double D. I know she's young.

1:09:52 Drew After the break.

1:09:53 Adam After the break?

1:09:53 Drew Yeah.

1:09:54 Adam All right, it's time to take a break. Jorge Garcia is here tonight for a little show called The Loss. You know, Ms. Hura will have a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:10:07 Caller Loveline will be right back.

1:10:12 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. And it's Dr. Drew. Jorge. Jorge has his white friends know him, George. Garcia is in here tonight. Jorge is George. A lot of folks don't know that. Yeah. Yeah. He is in here tonight from Loss. You know, Ms. Hurley from Loss, ABC. Eight o'clock. Big two hour finale. Coming up on this Wednesday. All right. Where is we, Drew? Jessica. Jessica. Double D's. Jessica.

1:10:41 Hi.

1:10:42 Adam Hey. You're 15?

1:10:45 Caller Yeah.

1:10:46 Adam You have double D's at 15.

1:10:48 Caller Yeah.

1:10:49 Adam 32 double D. I got mixed emotions.

1:10:56 Drew 15.

1:10:56 Adam Okay. That's one side of it.

1:10:58 Caller That's one side of it.

1:10:59 Drew Whatever they are.

1:11:00 Adam Both two numbers I have to balance out in this call.

1:11:03 Drew And some letters.

1:11:03 Adam And a couple letters. Just have to balance the 15 against the 32 and the D's.

1:11:09 Drew What is your question?

1:11:10 Adam Yeah. What is your question?

1:11:12 Caller Well, I just wanted to know, like, every guy that I've liked, they just want to, like, hook up with me. And nobody wants to, like, be my boyfriend or whatever. And, like, I want to know how to, like, change or whatever so people don't just, like, see me as a slut.

1:11:27 Adam Yeah.

1:11:28 Drew Have they been hooking up? Do you hook up with these guys?

1:11:30 Caller Well, not all of them.

1:11:32 Drew Uh-oh.

1:11:33 Adam But have you had sex with them?

1:11:35 Caller No.

1:11:36 Caller No.

1:11:38 Caller Oral sex?

1:11:40 Caller Yeah.

1:11:43 Drew And do you just like all this attention? I mean, why are you doing that?

1:11:47 Caller Well, no, I hate, like, that they only see me as just that. I just, like, it's like nobody cares, like, who I am. Just, like, they just see my boobs and they're like, whoa.

1:11:58 Adam Yeah. Well, no one cares who any 15-year-old are.

1:12:02 Drew Put that on a loop, please.

1:12:04 Adam Guys don't care who 30-year-old chicks are. They just look at whatever and go, whoa.

1:12:10 Caller Dude, like, whoa.

1:12:12 Adam Whoa. Whoa. How big's the rest of you?

1:12:16 Caller I'm 5'5 and, like, 113.

1:12:21 Adam 13?

1:12:22 Caller Yeah.

1:12:22 Adam Oh, that's thin, baby. I put a couple pounds on you. Wow. That's novelty. All right. So, wow, that's good stock there.

1:12:31 Drew Whoa.

1:12:32 Adam To harvest an egg.

1:12:37 Drew Jessica, here's the deal. Maybe you ought to be more discriminating with who you date and maybe date guys for a while before you do any kind of hooking up stuff.

1:12:44 Adam Make sure they're sincere.

1:12:46 Drew You go ahead and ask the guys out and I guarantee you, you'll be able to sort of call the shots a little bit. It's fine, you're in a good situation, but hold back. Don't cave in to all this attention. It's not good. You want to have a relationship? Fine. Find that guy, start dating him. Go out with him for a while before you do anything with him.

1:13:05 Adam Yeah, just take it slow. And believe me, they're guys that, I mean, look, if I found you in high school, I would have hang on to you with both hands. Never let you go. Yeah, we would be married today. It would be awesome. You'd be waiting for me to come home after the radio show. Yeah.

1:13:25 Caller Cool. Thank you.

1:13:28 Drew Thank you.

1:13:29 Adam Of course, you'd be a mess.

1:13:31 Drew I'm married to you.

1:13:32 Caller Ravaged.

1:13:33 Adam Father time wouldn't be kind. I probably wouldn't be turned on by it because, you know, we've been together since junior high and you know.

1:13:42 Drew It's old hat now.

1:13:43 Adam Yeah, I'm starting to see other people. I'm keeping it from you. I've retreated in my own world of booze and pornography. Now I'm starting to even look at men.

1:13:54 Drew Oh, God.

1:13:54 Adam Yeah, I've got a taste for men. Well, not men, boys.

1:13:59 Drew So anyway, I'm going to be taking calls to run out at eight.

1:14:02 Adam So I slip out at night.

1:14:03 Drew Female ejaculation.

1:14:04 Adam I hook up with one of the neighbor boys.

1:14:06 Drew Also, how do you know you're doing good and bad?

1:14:08 Adam How do you know you're getting some next, you know, I get stung by some Internet thing where the cops are on there, you know, trying to discover health, health, health, health, taking calls at eight o'clock, end up doing time. But we set up a Zephyr myself and able to keep doing the show.

1:14:19 Drew One eight hundred LOVE one nine one.

1:14:21 Adam I get out in a few years. You've turned lesbian yourself. What's that?

1:14:26 Drew It's good times.

1:14:28 Adam You know, just trying to figure out our future.

1:14:30 Caller That's sounds wonderful.

1:14:31 Adam Yeah. Well, it started off OK. Amanda.

1:14:36 Caller Yeah.

1:14:38 Adam You're 15.

1:14:39 Caller Yeah.

1:14:40 Adam All right. What's up?

1:14:42 Caller I have a question about butt sex.

1:14:45 Adam You do.

1:14:45 Jorge Garcia All right.

1:14:47 Caller Yeah. OK.

1:14:49 Caller Um, me and my mom, we got an argument today. She said that guys don't like butt sex and I said that they do. And she said that only like slutty guys that don't respect and like the girls, they are the only ones that like butt sex.

1:15:04 Drew How did that conversation? Was this a birthday dinner? What was happening? Grandma over?

1:15:09 Caller Yeah, she's my stepmom and me and my sister Lashawn, we were we were talking about butt sex. And I asked her if she ever had butt sex. She's like, yes, once, but it wasn't good. We got an argument about it.

1:15:21 Drew Hold on. Slow down. Slow down. This is a conversation you had with your stepmom.

1:15:26 Caller Yeah, we were in the car on the way home.

1:15:29 Drew Oh, well, then it's all dead. What did you say? So it's free for all the soap available to wash her mouth out.

1:15:35 Adam Yeah.

1:15:36 Drew What happened? That I think I know I contact I was I remember watching a friend of my get the soap in the mouth.

1:15:42 Adam Really?

1:15:43 Drew Yes. Yes.

1:15:44 Adam Wow.

1:15:44 Drew Actually, the mom put the soap in the mouth.

1:15:47 Adam This reminds me of a provocative conversation I had with my stepmother when I was young. Here's how it went. I got dad a sweater for Father's Day. Oh, what color? Orange? Oh, then we just kept driving. But at the time it was considered scandalous.

1:16:04 Drew Oh, my God. Huge.

1:16:06 Adam That was awesome. Hey, Amanda. Yeah. Don't tell your dad about the previous.

1:16:14 Drew Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, for the mom, you mean?

1:16:18 Adam Yeah.

1:16:18 Caller Oh, all right.

1:16:20 Adam And oh, my God. Yeah. All right, baby. Don't grow up. They grow up so fast these days, don't they?

1:16:26 Drew Yeah. You're kind of right. But your mom's kind of right.

1:16:29 Adam You're both right.

1:16:30 Drew Guys are interested in this. But the guys that actually push it, that really, really demand it.

1:16:35 Adam I mean, they really pack it in.

1:16:36 Drew I sort of I agree with your mom. I agree with your mom. The guys are preoccupied about this. I agree with you.

1:16:41 Adam Some guys just have a sexual agenda, but they're kind of hang loose about it. But the guys that really pack it.

1:16:48 Drew The union packers. Yeah.

1:16:49 Adam I mean, the guys that just don't stop packing that agenda in there. I mean, they will not rest until every ounce of that agenda has been thoroughly packed away and they will thrust and they will retreat.

1:17:06 Drew Right. She got the. OK. All right.

1:17:09 Caller Just say pack.

1:17:10 Drew Come on. Come on.

1:17:14 Adam Tell me to relax at ease.

1:17:16 Caller How dare you?

1:17:17 Adam You're out of line. You know, I like super macho movies where guys yell stand down at each other. Stand down. Yeah. Ed Harris just keeps yelling, stand down. That was how that movie The Rock went. Just had just two hours at Harris. Stand down.

1:17:34 Drew I'm disturbed. Two 15 year olds.

1:17:35 No, no, no.

1:17:36 Adam No, no, no.

1:17:37 Jorge Garcia No.

1:17:38 Adam They add up to 30 year olds.

1:17:39 Caller No.

1:17:41 Adam Yeah. It's very sad, Drew. They grow up so fast. Yeah. It's really, it's really, you know, let me tell you the difference between white people and Asian people. When Asian people grow up fast, they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast, they start by fudge packing and triple D's at 13. You know what I mean? That's our version of growing up. That's our version of maturity. Yeah.

1:18:05 Drew So I think the whole piercing intent to anything is going towards the church. That's where all that energy is going now.

1:18:11 Adam What do you mean?

1:18:12 Drew I think that's where all that energy is going. Rather than putting a spirit through your tongue, you're going to.

1:18:16 Adam Oh, find Jesus Christ? Well, a lot of people get born again and that kind of thing. Interesting. Jorge, are you Catholic?

1:18:24 Jorge Garcia No, I see. I grew up Protestant.

1:18:26 Adam Oh, what is that, Drew? How do they define themselves, the Protestants?

1:18:33 Drew Define themselves?

1:18:34 Adam Well, I don't know the difference between, you know, to me, you're atheist or Jew or you're Catholic or Christian. Reformation. I know the Protestants, but I don't know what they're known.

1:18:44 Drew It's more, all the sort of rituals taken away, all the icons taken away, and it's back to the Biblical, it's all about the text of the Bible.

1:18:53 Caller Boring.

1:18:54 Drew And austerity and hard work.

1:18:57 Adam Ah, like Protestant work ethic?

1:18:59 Caller Yeah.

1:19:00 Drew And then you really get into it with the Puritans.

1:19:02 Adam No. I take the Jews. They get to wear jewelry, they don't work on Saturdays, they eat a lot. They're having through the sheep part, I'd like to modify that. But if you've seen some of their wives, maybe there's something there. You know what I mean? Well, I'm trying to figure it out. I'm just saying. I'm trying to learn. Liz? Yes? You're 25? Yes. You want to change the way your vagina tastes?

1:19:32 Caller Yes, that's right.

1:19:34 Drew All right. Why?

1:19:36 Adam You want to go from wild berry to spearmint?

1:19:39 Caller No. See, I've never had a problem with it before, but my husband says he doesn't like the way I taste, and we just got married, so it's kind of a problem.

1:19:48 Drew Is it maybe an excuse for him? Maybe he just doesn't like doing that act?

1:19:53 Caller I don't know. All I know is that he won't do it, and it really bothers me because it's something I enjoy, and I was just wondering if I could eat something different?

1:20:04 Drew No, no, no, no. I mean, you can try some douching or maybe some lubricating.

1:20:08 Caller Well, I do that, and it just...

1:20:11 Drew All right. That means he's just making an excuse. He's freaked out about that act for some reason.

1:20:15 Adam His wife doing it.

1:20:15 Drew Yeah.

1:20:17 Caller Well, he does enjoy oral sex for him a lot, but...

1:20:20 Drew Well, then you can withhold that and you get the perfect experience.

1:20:22 Adam Now, it's just really confusing. I can't believe it. Now I don't know what to do.

1:20:26 Drew I don't think there's ever been a man that's done this ever.

1:20:29 Caller Well, he's like obsessed with it. And since I'm not doing it much anymore, I don't know. I'm afraid he's going to maybe cheat on me.

1:20:37 Caller And I know I just have to have a picture of him.

1:20:39 Drew He's back to this relationship is in trouble already.

1:20:41 Adam Wow, that's great. You guys have been married for 10 minutes and already this?

1:20:45 Caller Yeah.

1:20:46 Drew How long did you know each other before you got married?

1:20:49 Caller We were in a relationship for two years.

1:20:52 Drew And this oral sex thing being important to you didn't come up in that two year period?

1:20:57 Caller Well, he didn't do it a lot. Maybe like once every three months. And then. I asked him recently and yeah, he just wouldn't do it.

1:21:07 Adam Yeah. It's bad. I think it's a bad sign in a marriage when one partner says to another partner, whoever the partner is, look, could you give me a little something? And they're like, no, I'm not going to do it. It's bad, especially in the first year of the marriage. I understand later on, it's like, I'll do it tomorrow or let the gardener get to it or something like that. But this is bad and is he angry or what's going on?

1:21:38 Caller No, he's not angry. I got really upset and I cried a lot about it because he said, you know, he compared it to biscuits and gravy, if you can believe that. He said that, you know, because I don't like biscuits and gravy. And he said, you know, just because I don't like it doesn't mean that everybody doesn't like it and or doesn't not like it.

1:21:56 Drew What the hell does that mean?

1:21:58 Adam I don't know. Well, by the year, by the way, I was going to say, what year are we in? Like, first off, no one eats biscuits and gravy.

1:22:05 Drew This is on a farm in Pennsylvania that turns century again.

1:22:08 Adam Yeah. So, so who is this guy?

1:22:11 Drew How old is he?

1:22:12 Caller He's 24.

1:22:14 Adam He's a year younger than you.

1:22:16 Caller Yeah.

1:22:17 Adam And what's he do?

1:22:19 Caller He's a chef.

1:22:21 Drew Biscuits and gravy.

1:22:22 Adam And does he really not like biscuits and gravy? Because I've never met anyone that doesn't like biscuits and gravy.

1:22:27 Caller No, that's me. I don't like the gravy. The biscuits are fine. The gravy is disgusting.

1:22:32 Adam Okay.

1:22:33 Drew You just never had good biscuits and gravy.

1:22:34 Adam Yeah, I could do good. You haven't had my biscuits and gravy.

1:22:38 Caller That's all.

1:22:39 Adam That's all. I'd turn you out. All right.

1:22:45 Drew I think I'll have to take a visit to another planet. I know. I'm just going somewhere really weird.

1:22:49 Adam Speaking of gravy, do not extract any more from him.

1:22:52 Drew Well, he's not been. And now they're starting to really fight. He's still not backing down or getting down.

1:22:57 Adam You know, here's the part I object to in his way of approaching this. I don't mind him saying, look, not at the top of my list, but then when you turn it on and go, I don't like the way you taste. And by the way, saying maybe you have a little infection down there or something going on.

1:23:14 Drew Making it her problem.

1:23:15 Adam But not like the way it tastes. It's just not liking you in a weird, in a weird sort of distilled kind of way. That's that's you.

1:23:25 Drew Yeah, I'm not going to do that because you're a problem.

1:23:27 Adam Yeah. Is there anything else we need to know about this guy?

1:23:34 Caller Well, I don't. Well, he hangs out with my friend a lot and she's 19. But I mean, they're like brother and sister. They've known each other for years. And that's his best friend's little sister. That and our sex life has gone downhill, so.

1:23:50 Adam Yeah, yeah. But if he's if he's cheating, I don't think he's coming home and making proclamations about not wanting to. And we say chef. What kind of chef? I mean, like an omelet bar, right?

1:24:03 Jorge Garcia Yeah, the kind that makes business.

1:24:04 Caller Like a what?

1:24:05 Adam What kind of chef is he?

1:24:08 Caller Well, he works at a restaurant, you know, a fine dining restaurant.

1:24:13 Adam Oh, really?

1:24:14 Drew Is it a sous chef or something? Is it a vegetable or something?

1:24:17 Caller Yeah, his official title is a night chef de cuisine.

1:24:21 Adam A prep guy. He's chopping cabbage all night. All right. So listen, Liz, you need to have a talk with him. And forget about, you know, oral sex or, you know, holding out on each other.

1:24:32 Drew I mean, just have a talk about this for this relationship, this marriage.

1:24:36 Adam Come on. And Liz, you sound confused. Like you don't know men very well and all that kind of stuff.

1:24:42 Caller Well, I know that I turn to physical love for a way of any kind of love because I had a dickhead stepdad and my father was an alcoholic and that's a whole new can of worms.

1:24:54 Adam But, you know, I know why I picked the guy.

1:24:57 Drew I was sensing alcoholism in the guy too.

1:24:59 Adam She sounds hard edged.

1:25:00 Drew Let's ask what the guy drank a little bit. The chef. I'm just smelling it. Liz, does your husband drink a little bit now?

1:25:08 Caller He does, but he kind of quit drinking. Yeah, we only people like it.

1:25:13 Drew Yeah, quit drinking once they're alcoholic have to quit because they really get in going and believe me, he didn't quit.

1:25:18 Adam All right, could you guys not have any kids, please?

1:25:22 Caller Why?

1:25:23 Adam Because this is a man seems like it's going to make it what day? It's about six more months. Let's say Memorial Day.

1:25:29 Drew Yeah, Labor Day, give it to Labor Day.

1:25:30 Adam Give it to Labor Day. All right, how about you not have any kids and how about you have a conversation with them and you both act like adults and act like you're married to each other.

1:25:39 Drew Okay.

1:25:40 Adam All right, and stop dragging your horrible stepdad and your bad childhood and all that. See if you can give that a rest, let that go and deal with him. He's not your stepdad, he's not your biological dad.

1:25:50 Drew She's picked that though.

1:25:51 Adam All right. All right.

1:25:55 Drew Commercial.

1:25:55 Adam We gotta take a commercial, but Jessica's having sex with her 39-year-old coworker, agreed just to have sex. She wants a date.

1:26:05 Drew Oh, man. This is women who don't understand men night.

1:26:10 Adam It really is.

1:26:10 Drew They're either duped by men or screwed up by men or can't believe how men actually are.

1:26:16 Adam Yeah, yeah. I just, just women who got screwed up and have never recovered.

1:26:23 Drew And then seem confused.

1:26:24 Caller Yeah.

1:26:25 Adam And that's what it is. Your stepdad craps on you, your dad craps on you and it's like someone who just got hobbled. Like they broke a bone and it never healed, right? You just walk around with a limp your entire life. Yeah. All right. Jorge Garcia is here tonight.

1:26:41 Drew Lost.

1:26:41 Jorge Garcia Yeah, lost.

1:26:44 Adam How about every chick who's called this show tonight?

1:26:46 Jorge Garcia Yeesh.

1:26:47 Caller All lost.

1:26:48 Adam Wednesday Nights everybody on ABC 8 o'clock. Big two hour finale. Get answers. Not all the answers, but some of the answers, yes?

1:26:57 Drew A glimpse of the answers.

1:26:58 Jorge Garcia Yeah, parts of the answers.

1:26:59 Adam Parts of the answers.

1:27:00 Jorge Garcia Yeah.

1:27:01 Adam This this Wednesday night. Take a quick break. Be right back after this. Yeah, everybody, that's what I'm talking about. Jorge Garcia is here tonight, you know, from, as Hurley, from Lost. Also, Melinda Clark's gonna be in here from the OC tomorrow night. And let's talk to CC, who's 16. CC?

1:27:37 Caller Yeah?

1:27:38 Adam What's up, baby doll?

1:27:39 Caller First up, I want to say Adam.

1:27:42 Adam Corolla.

1:27:42 Caller Corolla.

1:27:45 Adam Yeah.

1:27:45 Caller I just wanted to carry up, Adam, because I know you're talking to a lot of idiots.

1:27:50 Adam Yeah. Getting depressed.

1:27:52 Caller I'm kind of frustrated there.

1:27:53 Adam Well, you know, a lot of, I grew up with a lot of depression and downtrodden people. And it's really, it's no way to go through life.

1:28:04 Caller No.

1:28:05 Caller Doesn't sound very happy.

1:28:07 Adam No, you sound happy.

1:28:09 Caller Yeah, I feel happy because I went to the Weenie Roast.

1:28:13 Adam Yeah.

1:28:14 Caller It was so good. I love it.

1:28:16 Adam How did you get tickets?

1:28:18 Caller Oh, oh my God, that's a big story.

1:28:22 Caller I was on Friday.

1:28:24 Caller I went to see Star Wars. And when I went out, there was this girl and she like asked me and my friend, oh, what are you doing tomorrow?

1:28:33 Caller And I was like, why?

1:28:35 Caller I was like, she's like a stranger.

1:28:38 Caller And she was like, well, I have these two tickets.

1:28:41 Caller And I could, I swear to God, I could predict what she was going to say.

1:28:43 Caller She's like, they're to the re-roast.

1:28:47 Caller And I was like, oh my God.

1:28:49 Jorge Garcia Oh boy.

1:28:51 Caller It was Friday night.

1:28:52 Adam And she gave them to you?

1:28:54 Caller Yes.

1:28:55 Caller Me and my friend.

1:28:56 Adam You didn't even know her?

1:28:57 Caller No.

1:28:58 Caller And it was Jessica.

1:28:59 Adam See, now I'm depressed. I hate you. And she couldn't go?

1:29:03 Caller No, she couldn't go.

1:29:05 Caller She said she tried to sell them, but.

1:29:07 Adam But she couldn't sell them?

1:29:10 Caller No, her friend was going to buy them.

1:29:12 Caller And she had two people buying them, but they both like flaked out. And so she said she'd rather just give them away.

1:29:19 Adam You know, she gave you like eight hundred bucks worth of tickets.

1:29:22 Caller No, it was it was the lawn.

1:29:25 Adam You're on the lawn.

1:29:26 Caller Yeah.

1:29:27 Adam Yeah. But you want to see they're real good or real bad, you know, in general, just go on the lawn.

1:29:31 Caller It's still great, though.

1:29:32 Adam Yeah. Now, listen, I've God bless you, Cece. I've been to Irvine Meadows and been up on the lawn and watch stuff. And it's actually it's where the the hardcore people hang out. But let me tell you this. Everybody in life wants to get closer to everything, whether it's a ballgame or a concert. The reality is, is you're probably better off vantage point wise. You're probably better off a little further back than you want to be. You go to the Grand Canyon. What do you do? Lie in your belly and stare at the ground or do you stand back and get up, taking the majesty of it? Yes, Drew? Yes. Yeah. Drew, you ever go to the lawn up there? No. No, I didn't think so. Drew's not keeping it real like me. What bands you into, Jorge?

1:30:19 Jorge Garcia Oh, right now?

1:30:20 Adam No.

1:30:21 Jorge Garcia No.

1:30:22 Adam Two years from now.

1:30:24 Jorge Garcia I'm trying to think of the current bands. I just bought a bunch of CDs when I was at the store. I bought them. I don't remember their names now.

1:30:31 Adam What do you listen to?

1:30:31 Jorge Garcia I just went bottom off the listening stations.

1:30:34 Adam Oh, really? Yeah. I always see those things and go, what kind of idiot listens to these things?

1:30:39 Jorge Garcia Well, you can scan the bar now and any CD, you can get it from their hard drive, but they only give you a taste of it. I've been playing a lot of a band, Stellastar.

1:30:50 Adam Stellastar?

1:30:51 Jorge Garcia That album.

1:30:52 Adam They've been on this show, Drew? No. What bands have been on this show? You don't know.

1:30:59 Jorge Garcia The Bravery?

1:31:00 Adam The Bravery? No.

1:31:02 Jorge Garcia Haven't been on the show?

1:31:03 Adam No. But now that you mention it.

1:31:04 Jorge Garcia They were on that second stage over there at the Wieneros.

1:31:07 Adam The Bravery was? They will have them. Yeah. You gotta be big to be on this show.

1:31:13 Jorge Garcia Oh, Green Day.

1:31:13 Adam Oh, Green Day. I heard of them. Not too big though. Just medium big. Let's speak to Monique who's 29. Monique?

1:31:21 Caller Hi, how are you doing?

1:31:23 Adam And then what about Jessica over here?

1:31:24 Drew Wanna talk to her?

1:31:25 Adam Yeah, I wanna talk to her. Hold on a second, Monique. Jessica.

1:31:29 Caller Hi.

1:31:30 Adam You're 21, you're having sex with a 39-year-old coworker.

1:31:34 Caller Yes.

1:31:34 Adam And he basically agreed just to have sex and you agreed to it too, but now you have a crush on him.

1:31:40 Caller Well, yeah, well, the thing is that I was in a relationship, I am in a relationship and it's been a year and a half, but my boyfriend and I are having problems and I just asked him if I have an open relationship and whatever happens, don't bring it up. It's just going to be between that person.

1:31:56 Adam That means that, by the way, when your chick drops that bomb, that means there's a guy she's going to be on top of in about nine hours when she gets to work the next day and that means you can beat off as much internet porn as you like. Be my guest.

1:32:09 Caller Well, the thing is that I get hit on a lot at work. Like a lot of guys think that I'm hot and I don't, I'm not attracted to none of them and I was attracted to this guy and I told him, look, I want to sleep with you but no strings attached and it's just going to be sex.

1:32:27 Drew I'm sure he was upset about that.

1:32:29 Adam Oh yeah. But he bit the bullet and did it anyway.

1:32:32 Drew He wiped the tear away.

1:32:34 Adam I tell you though, who says chivalry is death? Talk about noble. This man should have a statue erected in his honor. What a great, great man. And so...

1:32:44 Drew From LA, he may get a star in his honor.

1:32:46 Adam What happened?

1:32:48 Caller So anyways, I just... Lately, he's been canceling on me and then he stood me up on Saturday and...

1:32:54 Adam Well that means his old lady is sniffing around.

1:32:57 Caller Well, he's not married. Like, I know he's not married. He's divorced and he has a girlfriend but they have an open relationship too.

1:33:03 Caller No, no, no, no, no, no.

1:33:06 Caller Not only just closed.

1:33:07 Caller Yeah.

1:33:07 Drew Yeah.

1:33:08 Caller Yeah.

1:33:08 Drew Well, when he was trying to have sex, that's how he described it.

1:33:11 Adam Why don't you ask her how open it is?

1:33:13 Drew Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God.

1:33:16 Adam Hi, Jessica. All right, listen, screwball. How about you reel it in just a little bit?

1:33:23 Caller What do you mean?

1:33:24 Adam Yeah, you're out of control.

1:33:26 Caller What do you mean I'm out of control? So I should just like stop talking to him or...

1:33:30 Adam Yes, stop talking to him, dump your boyfriend and... Don't get pregnant and start thinking about a little stability in a relationship. Just because guys want to F you doesn't mean you have to F them. You can't blow them.

1:33:42 Drew So sayeth Adam Corolla.

1:33:44 Adam So sayeth all. We'll take a quick break. Where are you going? We'll be right back after this.

1:34:14 Drew Introduced me.

1:34:14 Adam Just introduced Dr. Drew to the majesty of Mr. Roboto. They're playing in the station down the hall. Drew looked at me like through the eyes of a child really and said, why do they play that on the radio?

1:34:27 Drew What is that?

1:34:28 Adam I said, I don't know. And he's like, why would they do that? I'm like, do you understand how much coke they had to give program directors back in the day to get them to play stuff?

1:34:39 Drew Okay, but why are we playing it now?

1:34:41 Caller I have no god damn idea.

1:34:43 Adam Well, it's campy now. Alright, Jorge Garcia, everybody lost. Big two-hour finale coming up Wednesday.

1:34:52 Drew APM, ABC.

1:34:53 Adam That's right. Jorge, come back anytime and tell us many secrets.

1:34:57 Jorge Garcia Sure.

1:34:58 Adam So we'll take a quick break. Until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, mahalo.

1:35:03 Caller Like, they just see my boobs and they're like, whoa.

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