Episode 1000710693513

0:57 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

1:01 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

1:04 Voiceover Sexually-oriented content.

1:07 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:08 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. This is Loveline.

1:17 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam.

1:22 That's Dr. Drew.

1:23 Adam Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Dr. Drew, board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist.

1:32 Oh, yeah.

1:33 Drew Yeah, and I had been in New York, Chris.

1:35 That's right. Why?

1:37 Because somebody dropped a nickel.

1:39 Adam That's right.

1:39 Drew Well rehearsed. Well done.

1:41 Adam You know, it's weird. I have to reacclimate myself because...

1:44 Drew Because I'm here now.

1:45 Adam I was directing myself toward Chris the whole week because when you're talking, you know, even if someone just put like a Styrofoam Buddha in the corner, eventually you would be turning toward... That would be an interesting study, Drew. Take a microphone, take a chair with a swivel on it and put like a plastic snowman in the corner and have a conversation through it, through a microphone. Eventually the person would start turning toward the Styrofoam being...

2:12 Drew And then get rid of the person at the end of the mic and see what you do.

2:15 Right.

2:15 Adam I don't mean to offend Engineer Chris and equate him to a plastic...

2:19 You got sick of my face.

2:20 Drew I got it.

2:20 Adam No, I just... I'm just used to working out, working out to sunshine.

2:24 That's all.

2:25 Adam All right. Dr. Drew back in town. The guest tonight, The Love, The Two Hosts. Fine. Between each other. And it is now officially hot. Although it's not really hot, I realized I haven't acclimated yet. And so my misery index is up through the roof. Yes?

2:43 Yes.

2:43 Adam Is that what's going on?

2:44 Yes.

2:44 Drew It's hot though. It's hot.

2:45 Adam It's hot, but it's not novelty hot.

2:48 Drew You know what? It's because we had such a long stretch of rain and cold that it's like, okay, a day of hot. I can deal with this.

2:54 Adam Yeah.

2:55 Drew Four days from now, we're going to be just like, ridiculous whiny children.

2:58 Adam Yeah. I'm already doing it. All right. I'm already jumping in the pool. Now, the end of my showering, my showering.

3:05 Drew Pool.

3:06 Adam Gone. Completely gone. Because to me, you do not get cleaner than being submerged in seven million gallons of chlorinated water.

3:14 Drew Makes sense.

3:15 Adam Do you ever get any cleaner?

3:16 Drew Not if you spend enough time in there.

3:18 Adam And by the way, come summertime, I don't take showers because I'm like a hot dog. I overheat all the time. And so what I do is I dive into the pool, hop out 10 seconds later, I'm dried off, watch TV, and an hour later, I jump. But here's how long I'm in the pool, underwater from one side to the next, hop out inside the house, but do it five times a day. Now the point is, is I'm a slob because I'm not busting out the soap on a rope. But the deal is, is you're just in that shower, you got that water saver shower head spitting on you. It's like a hummingbird taking a leak on your head. Why are you so clean? I'm submerged. And when I'm swimming, especially if I do a frog type move, or there's waters going up in the places, there's no way you could get out with a shower.

4:03 Drew Oh yeah, I'm sure.

4:04 Adam I mean, it's in me. I'm belching it up.

4:06 Drew Well, yeah.

4:07 Adam It's in.

4:08 Drew I'm just saying.

4:08 Adam It's on.

4:09 Drew I'm just saying.

4:09 Adam Do you know what I'm saying?

4:10 Drew I wonder why you put those jets in at the end.

4:12 Adam I'm just saying, I'm clean. How can I get any cleaner than this? A bunch of chlorinated water. I'm under it.

4:17 Drew That's good.

4:18 Adam All right.

4:18 Drew I'm not this great.

4:19 Adam No, no.

4:19 Drew Although Chris seemed to be very disturbed. Chris is like rubbing his head.

4:22 Adam Yeah, what is that?

4:23 Drew What's wrong, Chris?

4:23 What do you need?

4:24 Drew You had enough of this?

4:25 Adam What do you got to do?

4:26 I got some suntan in the weenie roast.

4:29 So I'm just recovering for that.

4:30 Drew Oh, he's hung over.

4:32 Adam Oh, he got a good beer buzz out in the sun.

4:35 Drew Look at him. He's rubbing his head. Yeah, he's a mess.

4:37 He's a lightweight.

4:38 And then I went to the Dodger game today.

4:40 Drew Oh, dude.

4:40 Wow. A lot of sun. All right.

4:42 Drew This is the first case of a 28-year-old who actually needs IV fluids because of dehydration.

4:49 Adam Yeah. I went to one of those. I bought a beer at the Weenie Ross, too. 12 bucks.

4:55 12 bucks.

4:56 Drew Seriously?

4:57 Adam 12.

4:58 What?

4:59 Adam $12.

5:01 Drew You must have stood there and just had a little lecture to the crowd.

5:04 Adam No. I just want to get my beer and get the F out of there. But 12, it was not the 16-ounce, it was the 22-ounce.

5:11 Drew Sure.

5:12 Adam So instead of the dollars worth of beer, this was the $1.50 worth of beer that they were charging at 12 bucks for.

5:19 Geesh.

5:20 Adam Insanity. And you know, they always conveniently do that thing where it's like, oh, we got to charge a ton so people don't get too trunks and don't get out of hand.

5:26 Oh, okay.

5:28 Drew How about selling anything then?

5:30 Adam I see. So what are you doing? You're taking the first five and the other seven are going to Mad. Is that how it goes?

5:35 You're just keeping the whole $12.

5:38 Adam Is there some charity for cops who have been killed in the line by drunk drivers or something? Or you just pocket all the money?

5:43 Caller Very convenient. Tara?

5:46 Hello?

5:47 Adam You're 17?

5:48 Caller Yeah.

5:48 Adam What's up?

5:49 Caller Okay, this is going to sound really weird, but I have like a fascination with like adult diapers. I like to wear them and use them and like engage in other like childish behaviors.

6:00 Drew I mean, you make in them?

6:02 Caller Yeah.

6:03 Adam Do you do the number two?

6:05 Caller Yeah. Hmm.

6:09 Drew Anything we need to know about you in terms of your history or?

6:11 Caller My father is a child molester and he went to prison when I was four.

6:16 Drew He what?

6:17 Caller My father is a child molester. He went to prison when I was four and I went to talk to him in like five years.

6:23 Adam Did he molest you?

6:25 Caller No. I know of. I was really, really little, so I wouldn't even remember.

6:30 Drew Yeah. How was your mom?

6:31 Caller What?

6:33 Drew Well, your mom must have been abused herself to have picked that guy to be the dad.

6:36 Caller I really don't know. My grandpa is a pretty level headed guy and I don't know.

6:42 Adam Whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened? How did your father get busted?

6:47 Caller I don't know. The girl is 12 and supposedly she looked older.

6:51 Drew Oh, yeah. It's her fault. It's her fault, Adam. What are you going to do?

6:54 Adam Well, you don't wear lip glosses at 12-year-old unless you want it.

6:57 Drew Yeah, of course.

6:57 Adam You're begging for it.

6:58 Drew Yeah, so I'm saying. But here's the deal. I'm not saying that your grandpa was the one that did the sexual abusing. I'm just saying that perhaps your mom had some sort of sexual abuse by somebody when she was growing up, too.

7:07 Caller Yeah, I'm really not sure.

7:09 Adam All right, so now you wear adult diapers?

7:12 Caller Well, not like all the time, but I like to, yeah.

7:15 Drew Have you had any? She doesn't wear them 24-7.

7:18 Adam You know, I'm on the go, Drew, and you know, you can't pull over and take anything at a filling station anymore because they're all out of order and everything. I'll wear an adult diaper if I have a hectic day.

7:30 Drew Why not?

7:31 Why not?

7:32 Adam I don't know. I drink a lot of coffee.

7:34 Drew We cannot judge. We cannot judge. By saying that that's not a bad idea.

7:38 Adam You know, I pound coffee about 8 a.m. to noon, and then from noon to 5, it's all beer. I don't have time.

7:44 Drew I just put a catheter, just put an indwelling catheter under your penis and just deal with it that way. Much, much, much more convenient. All right. So less of the skin rash, that kind of thing.

7:53 Adam Tara, maybe you should stop while you're, you know, you should nip this one in the bud.

7:58 Drew But it's a sign of very serious.

8:00 Adam It is.

8:01 Drew Have you had any treatment for this, for dealing with a dad like that?

8:05 Caller Not really.

8:06 Adam What did you think happened at age four when daddy had to go away to the camp with walls around it?

8:14 Caller I don't know. Nobody really told me until I was older.

8:18 Drew Yeah, but what are your memories of all that time?

8:21 Adam Did dad have to leave?

8:23 Caller Didn't you see that he was leaving?

8:24 Drew Weren't you upset about that?

8:25 Caller My parents split up when my mom was pregnant with me.

8:28 Adam Alright, so you weren't living with your dad?

8:30 Caller No, I went to visit him for a while, but then I found out what he did and I didn't like him anymore.

8:38 Caller Alright.

8:39 Adam Alright, well, if you... I'm with Drew.

8:44 Drew Are you able to have relationships?

8:47 Caller No.

8:48 Drew Why? What happens?

8:50 Caller I don't know. I just end up ruining it. I don't end up, like, subconsciously, like, doing it.

8:56 Drew You can't be close to people. You have to live in close to people. That can be solved with therapy. Let's at least stay with that. And to the extent that you are able to start... Here's a funny thing that happens in treatment is when you're able to have a relationship, meaning in a therapeutic setting, in therapy, suddenly, magically, some of these crazy symptoms kind of fade away. So it's not like you have to dig into, well, what does this particular thing mean to you?

9:17 Adam Yeah, you start the process.

9:19 Drew You have a relationship, magically, the symptoms settle down.

9:22 Adam Yeah, it's like eating healthy and working out.

9:26 Drew Magically, your waist gets smaller.

9:27 Adam Your waist gets to your diabetes, fixes itself. Everything just starts fixing itself.

9:32 Drew Precisely.

9:32 Adam But you don't have to go in and work a certain machine for a certain exercise. Just start working everything.

9:37 Drew Oh, by the way, rather than taking insulin for the diabetes, how about losing the weight? Yeah.

9:42 Adam Now, how many days a week do you wear the diaper?

9:46 Caller I don't know, a couple.

9:48 Adam Because bikini season is is right around the corner. And I'm going to suggest a one piece is you don't want, you know, you ever see a thong?

9:56 Drew Drew, do you masturbate when you're doing the stuff?

9:58 Adam No, no, no, no.

9:59 Drew I mean, I mean, I mean, sometimes.

10:02 Adam I know, Drew, you ever see one of those thong back?

10:05 Drew Never, never.

10:06 Adam Over and over a diaper.

10:08 Drew Oh, that's hot.

10:11 Adam Yeah. Tara, do you masturbate when you wear the diaper?

10:14 Caller No.

10:15 Adam OK.

10:16 Caller It's like a comfort.

10:18 Drew It's a throwback.

10:19 Adam Yeah. Do you wear the pull up kind or you just wear the old cloth kind?

10:23 Caller They're like big version of baby diapers.

10:28 Adam They're the adult kind. Hey, they must be a little bit expensive, by the way. Like at 17, I don't think I could afford it. A box of diapers got to be 20, 30 bucks, right?

10:39 Caller Yeah.

10:40 Drew Easy. Well, how do you afford that? I don't know.

10:43 Caller I worked for a while and I still have a lot of money saved up.

10:47 Drew What did you do?

10:48 Caller I was a dishwasher at a restaurant.

10:51 Adam Oh yeah, so you must be sitting on a bundle.

10:53 Caller Well, I have close to 1,000.

10:55 Adam All right. Well, I'll keep you in diapers.

10:57 Drew 25 bucks a week. Yeah, exactly.

10:59 Adam How much? I'm not done. How much is a box of diapers?

11:04 Caller I get the jumbo pack of Walgreens. It's 36 of them for like $17.

11:10 Drew Oh, see, see. That's D shops around.

11:12 Adam I could start wearing those instead of underpants at 75 cents a pop. That's not bad. Get the jumbo. Although I probably would like a designer cut.

11:22 Drew That would be kind of awkward in the summer with you diving into the pool five times a day. What would you do?

11:27 Adam The diaper, yeah.

11:29 Drew Yeah.

11:29 Adam All right.

11:29 Caller I'm going to look into that.

11:32 Drew Let's talk to throw it off.

11:34 Adam Yeah.

11:34 Drew Yeah.

11:34 Adam Yeah. They're pull ups. Flip it inside. Oh, how about a reversible diaper? You know what I mean?

11:40 Drew You mean just like a reversible coat to get the designer print on the inside?

11:43 Adam I mean, instead of crapping up the inside and throwing it away, you crap up the inside, turn it inside out, put it on again. You got a sizable hash mark behind you or in front if you spin it around like I do. But you got another, that's 100% more wear, 100%. Who are we talking to?

12:05 Drew Gina.

12:06 Adam Gina?

12:07 Hello?

12:07 Adam You're 26?

12:09 Caller Yes.

12:10 Adam What's happening?

12:11 Caller Well, I had a question. I've been having sex with my boyfriend for like around three years already. And I've never had an orgasm. And there was a couple of times that when I was writing him, you know, I didn't, urinate on him. It was just like, you know, my water broke. Like if I was going to have an ache or something like that, I was like, it's not a lot, but it was just like a little bit. Is that an orgasm or what?

12:38 Drew Probably.

12:38 Caller Yeah. Well, what else could it be?

12:41 Adam Well, she had a cyst or something.

12:43 Drew I mean, some women will have fluid emitted that's not, there's a female ejaculation that can occur. It typically is with orgasm. I guess it could occur just through a milking of the glands down there. But usually, yeah, you know you have an orgasm of a separate experience. Did you experience anything when the fluid was coming out?

13:00 Caller Like, I mean, I felt, you know, it's not good. I was when I was writing him and everything, you know, I was, you know, I didn't know what it was. And I was like, oh my God, what is this? You know, and he even asked me, did you just get a geranium on me? I mean, I was like, no.

13:15 Caller Yeah.

13:16 Drew Oh, good.

13:17 Caller No.

13:19 Adam No. Let's ask Mr. Al. One, a two, a three.

13:24 Drew No.

13:25 Adam No. All right. Well, when you put the un in front of no, sometimes it seems like you're lying. That's why I always go, huh?

13:32 Caller I buy myself a little time.

13:33 Caller Yeah.

13:34 Adam Did you just urinate on me, dude? Huh?

13:38 Caller Yeah.

13:38 Adam All right, Gina. Well, that's just you.

13:40 Drew Yeah, it's fine.

13:40 Adam Nothing's wrong with you.

13:41 Drew I hope you're actually having orgasm. You should know it if that's what you're fine. It's a good time.

13:46 Adam You love with this guy?

13:48 Drew Yes, I am.

13:49 Adam All right. Well, Mazel Tov, as your people say.

13:53 Drew All right.

13:56 Adam She's calling from Hanford, California. I could hear by her accent. She's probably Joe. I like to speak in the people's language. You're calling the show.

14:04 Drew Of those farmer communities, you know.

14:05 Adam Yeah, you know, Drew, we were out in Irvine for the fabulous weenie roast out for K-Rock last night. And Drew, I don't know if you've noticed, but I saw several hundred left turn arrows pop up all red on the way back to the Marriott Hotel and all throughout Irvine. Just a string of them on deserted highways.

14:30 Drew But it was not a red arrow, it was a green arrow.

14:33 Caller Because I turned left and well, I mean, it was you got lucky because they were turning red.

14:38 Adam And I drove through at least three of them, by the way.

14:40 Drew They can pollute Orange County too.

14:42 Adam I certainly would like to. It is my plan. And again, people, it is my, it is my sincere wish that you all join me in this cause of ignoring the red arrow. The light. Now, a lot of people get confused with this. A lot of people are just, I don't know if you sleepwalk through life or you don't really care or you don't know it. Like, are you the kind of people that if I put a tack in your shoe, you wouldn't notice it? People are just zombies. And I think the man counts on that. Oh, yes. Because if anyone had an ounce of dignity or intelligence, we would be insulted by what the man voice upon us. Here's the deal, everyone. The signal is green. There is a left turn arrow that is red and there's zero traffic approaching. Why? And explain to me what is so dangerous about turning left in that situation. My thing is, I just turn left. I don't wait for the whole thing to cycle or to get t-boned by a drug addict or car jack. I just turn. And I've never gotten a ticket. I've done it into the thousands of times. I did it five times yesterday on Irvine. I do it everywhere all the time. And here's why. Everyone is freaked out by it. But let me tell you guys something, because I know. I study the man. I'm inside. I got the cop brain in my brain. I know. I know how they think. Here's how cops work. And think about this, everybody. They don't write you tickets for going through red lights and turning through red arrows. Everyone is scared assless about that. But the reality is, is if you stopped at a red light, looked left, looked right, looked in your rear view and then drove through it, you'd get a ticket that went out every 15,000 times. You just would. You get many more tickets just changing lanes, talking on the phone, going 10 miles an hour over the over the speed limit and the 35.

16:31 Drew And when you catch their eye.

16:33 Adam Yeah. And when you're sleeping, you don't realize you're out breaking the law. Oh, you know, right, Drew, out of every mile you drive, you're breaking the law seven eighths of a mile. You're rolling through four way stop signs. You're on the phone. You're unsafe lane changes. You're following people too closely. You're going 10 miles an hour. I mean, if they wanted to write you a ticket for almost anything that could give it to you almost any time and almost every journey you've ever been on. Except for when the A-hole drives us to the airport and goes 51.

17:04 Drew Yes.

17:04 Adam All right. Anytime you're behind the wheel, you could be pulled over at any time anyway. So why not just add the arrow to the list? A, number one. No, number one. Number two, cops looking for movement. Right. They're looking for things that look strange. Right. They want to see you swerve. They want to see you speed by them. When you go through the arrow, it doesn't look like anything. Unless they're right behind you. Unless they're directly behind you.

17:24 Drew Yeah.

17:25 Adam If they're coming, let's just say, let's say they're the other car. They're the set of headlights in the distance that's coming the other direction. Do you think it looks like anything to them that some car safely a mile ahead of them turned while the light was green?

17:39 Drew Well, they might see the red arrow for the A-hole sitting there waiting for the light, the direction they're going. However, I can see them assuming, that's a computer thing, they probably get a green arrow because nobody coming our direction.

17:48 Adam Oftentimes, they don't have them synced up going the same direction or anything. Now, if the cops stopped at the red light going the other direction, it doesn't look like anything either. It just looks like you going. It looks like every other intersection he ever sees. So it doesn't register to the cop. And that's why I've been able to do it thousands of times. I beg all of you within the sound of my voice to join me on this. And then one day, I'm going to get a ticket and it's going to be the worst nightmare of the municipality gives it to him because I'm going for a full jury. I will beat it.

18:21 Caller I will beat it.

18:22 Drew Let's get our Culver City PD guys under the weight tonight.

18:24 Adam Give me a ticket. I beg you. I beg you pussies to give me a ticket. I will beat it. I guarantee it.

18:30 Drew But will you change the law for the rest of it? I will. That's the question.

18:32 Adam I will get it changed. Again, I'm not saying I'm Rosa Parks. I'm not saying I'm better. I'm just saying...

18:40 Drew You're in that league.

18:42 Adam You've got to mention me in the same breath. Once I get this taken care of, and think of the millions of man hours it's going to save. Everyone just sitting in deserted... I was in Irvine, 12 o'clock last night was deserted and just idiots, just sitting at Red Arrow. It's just deserted. What is that? How much time do we have to burn? Why can't we put that on a timer? All right.

19:07 Drew While you're at it, will you work on the sprinklers in Los Angeles?

19:14 Adam They can't put the goddamn... They can't put the goddamn signal on a timer? Can't be done?

19:20 Drew Impossible. How dare you?

19:22 Adam They worked the strobe light out with the camera where the picture arrives. Think of this technology. Everyone just think of this technology. In Los Angeles, there's a million intersection. If you drive through that intersection, two-tenths of a second off of when the thing is time, the yellow light is time, you'll see about five strobe lights hit you when a camera parked 80 feet away on a three-story pole will shoot your car from 90 different angles, and four days later, you'll get something in the mail that has your face, your license plate, the car's VIN number on it, how fast you're going, the date, the second, everything.

19:59 Drew Yep.

19:59 Adam That sounds like technology to me.

20:01 Drew Pretty elaborate.

20:02 Adam That, no problem. That's a layup. You putting the goddamn red arrows on a goddamn timer so we don't have to sit around at four in the morning waiting for them to change. No, no. Oh, oh, what do we, what do you think we are, about 50 years away from that, from a technological standpoint?

20:20 Drew Oh, way up my sleeve.

20:21 Adam Maybe 100 years. Maybe our grandkids can enjoy it. Pussies, milking everyone. Of course, and here's all you need to know, one of them's revenue, the other, no revenue, or possibly even hurt revenue. They don't get to write a ticket. Yeah.

20:36 Caller All right. Fantastic.

20:37 Drew Quick call from Alicia.

20:38 Adam Blood-sucking vermin.

20:39 Drew Alicia, 21?

20:41 Yeah.

20:42 Adam What's happening?

20:42 Drew Adam can help you with this one.

20:43 Adam I do know this. What do you got?

20:45 Well, I have this unfortunate thing that happens. I sweat on my face and it's not just like a little bit, it's like embarrassing.

20:54 Adam Right.

20:55 Drew Adam had that.

20:56 Adam Do you turn red too?

20:58 No. No. That's why I called because I was told that Adam had some kind of surgery that prevented that from happening.

21:03 Adam I used to have sweaty head.

21:05 Drew And sweaty left too. Brown lip.

21:08 Adam My face sweat. Basically, my forehead was the number one and then would just drip down my forehead. It really was funny because a lot of people have sweaty head where you see their hair starting to stick to the back of their neck and stuff. I never really even had sweaty head. I had sweaty forehead.

21:26 Drew And lip. So your lip used to go a little bit.

21:28 Adam The lip thing was weird because the lip thing kicked in much later in life. Never had it until recently.

21:35 Drew All right, so give Alicia a little pep talk here.

21:40 Adam You can have a surgery, like they have surgery for sweaty palms, which I suggest people with sweaty palms get, or please do not extend your hand to me, especially when there's no real need to shake. Hey dude, you're cool. I'll give you a thumbs up. But we have to shake on that one. A lot of that to Weenie Ross yesterday. They have one for underarm sweat, and then they have one for head sweat. The head sweat is kind of the most involved of them.

22:05 Drew The operation.

22:05 Adam Yeah, the procedure.

22:06 Drew They have to go through your chest.

22:08 Adam They go in through your armpit, and they vibrate some nerve or something, and it works. But here's the thing too, they also have topical medicines, and they have pills you can take. Like that's not good for every single day, but if you had like a job interview or something, you could put this stuff on.

22:26 Drew Called Xerac W, as I remember.

22:28 Adam Right. Alicia? Do you, I mean, also, I don't know, you may, you know what, when I had this surgery done, there was like a 18-year-old chick.

22:38 Drew Also had a dog.

22:39 Adam Could-looking blonde chick from like Arizona was doing it.

22:42 Drew Yeah, screaming bloody murder, though.

22:45 Caller She was.

22:47 Adam Which made, like, I couldn't tell why I was in a, first, okay, I got things to say, but yeah, get this surgery, why not?

22:54 Drew Oh, there, there are, we'll see websites out there, this little websites about there, about people having their lives ruined by the surgery. I've never been the same, blah, blah, blah.

23:02 Adam You end up sweating more in other parts of your body, but who cares?

23:05 Caller Oh.

23:06 Adam Well, what do you want? You want to completely shut off?

23:09 Drew No, your body needs to sweat.

23:10 Adam Your body needs to sweat. If you're a big sweater, that's the way it is. But just go on the internet and start checking it out, because there are things you do, and there's also topical stuff and pills and things you can take.

23:21 Drew Which we maintained Adams on for a few years, and it was marginally effective.

23:24 Adam I took the topical stuff. I mean, yeah, it works okay. All right, all right, what do you want me to do? Come over to the scalpel? Everyone's disappointed, like, oh.

23:34 Drew Yeah, I thought you'd pull out my scalloped ganglia by yourself.

23:37 Adam Yeah, at least, yeah. I'm gonna dispatch a Medevac helicopter over to Boise, Idaho, and I'll bring you to a specialist in Zurich. What the hell do you want me to do? I told you as much as I could tell you about this goddamn procedure. What do you want me to do, perform it?

23:51 Well, did you have it done, though? You had it done?

23:53 Drew Yes. Yes, we were just been talking about it.

23:55 I know, I know, but what's the recovery like from it? You know, I don't want it to be, like, you know, really.

24:00 Drew He was.

24:01 Adam Six-month body cast.

24:03 Drew He was back working, like, the next day. That day. And he had a hernia operation a week prior.

24:08 Adam Yeah, which wasn't nearly as bad.

24:10 Drew But then the girl screaming next to you did upset you a little bit.

24:13 Adam It's a little chest pain. It's like somebody kicked, it's like a mule kicked you in the sternum. But nothing, I'll tell you the worst part about any surgery is the saltines I haven't eaten since I was 13, and then the box of bad mixed juice that you, the tropical fruit punch, you suck like an invalid.

24:34 Drew I will remind you the worst part of the hernia surgery the week prior was you insulting my neighbor and anesthesiologist friend. In a state of intoxication.

24:40 Adam No, he was screwing around with me, so I screwed around with him. Yeah. But seriously, Drew, you guys can't do better. You can't get some wheat thins and a Martinelli's. I got to suck off a box like a retarded 14-year-old, stuff that's worse than Sunny D, and then eat soda crackers, the worst food. Heard a nutritionist once say the worst food ever made, salt and shortening and white flour and sugar.

25:04 Drew I've always found it very interesting that the hospital industry can never seem to take a page from hotel industry. It's like hotels have sort of got it figured out. Yeah. Why can't we translate over to hospital?

25:14 Adam I know because you're recovering and they're like, would you like some saltines? Well, first off, you're jacked up and you're trying to tear the thing out of the cellophane and it's busting, and it's in your mouth and it's drooling everywhere. Then it's like, would you like a box of punch? Yeah. I got a whole cooler full of boxes of punch. Looking forward to getting back to? Yeah. I really got to get on my boxes of punch. I keep a few boxes of punch. What do I look like? I'm going to look like my nine? Go get some goddamn juice. Box of punch. How about you have a, how about this? How about a little grape juice? How about a little apple juice? How about one of the Martinelli sparkling apples?

25:52 Drew Oh yeah.

25:53 Adam Nice and cold.

25:53 Drew Right now in fact.

25:54 Adam Or by the way, what, what, what's the harm in the beer? I already got the ride home. How about you crack a new beer?

25:59 Drew And you're already pretty effed up from all that season.

26:00 Adam I'm effed up. This will cool me down. It'll bring me down nice. It'll be a nice step. All right.

26:05 Drew Let's start with heavy weights.

26:06 Adam I'm just saying, I can drink a punch, a box of something that just says orange punch drink mix on it. Could nine, like you never, okay.

26:16 Drew Here we go. Come on, break.

26:18 Okay. All right. All right. All right.

26:19 Drew You got a lot to say. I got things.

26:20 Adam I got things. I'm going to take a quick break. Be right back after this.

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26:48 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew.

26:52 Drew By the way, Adam, I was kind of thrown tonight. We started our show. Our engineer sort of chimed in and said, have a great show, guys. I'll be positive. Like, huh, huh.

26:59 Adam Yeah.

27:00 Drew What was that?

27:01 Caller Yeah.

27:01 Drew Okay.

27:02 Caller Yeah.

27:02 Adam No, usually each show begins about, it's about five seconds before the show goes. And I'm like, Anderson, are you high?

27:09 Caller I just got a few tears.

27:11 Drew No.

27:11 Adam And you're on.

27:12 Drew No, it's a two, one, two, three.

27:16 Adam He doesn't even get to one sometimes.

27:17 Caller Anderson usually like, five, go, four, three.

27:25 Adam And I hear his head hit the mic.

27:29 Drew But tonight, was that Todd? Is that you, Todd? Yeah.

27:33 Adam Todd's like, have a great show, fellas.

27:34 Drew Hey, love working with you guys.

27:36 Adam Yeah. Well, you know what they say, a new broom sweeps clean. Believe me, if Todd were here for a few years, she'd be like, oh, of course, yes, three.

27:44 Caller Yeah.

27:45 Adam And then you just break wind into the mic.

27:50 Caller Roxanne.

27:51 Caller Yes.

27:52 Adam You're 21.

27:54 Caller Huh?

27:55 Adam You're 21.

27:56 Caller That's correct.

27:57 Adam All right. What's up?

27:59 Caller OK. Here's my phone. And I'm not going to show you a corded for you either, because this is just blind. I mean, basically, I'm involved with an older man and he has a lot of baggage. What does that mean?

28:11 Drew What does that mean?

28:13 Caller Like he's got the ex-girlfriend, the ex-wife that, well, his ex-wife was like the kind of high school sweetheart type thing.

28:22 And she has two kids.

28:24 Caller They got married right out of high school and they had two kids together.

28:27 Drew How old is he now? Twenty nine? I thought you were going to describe somebody 48 or something.

28:33 Adam How old are the kids?

28:35 Caller Well, Paige is nine.

28:39 Drew Oh, good, Paige. Paige, we met her last Thanksgiving.

28:42 Adam Yeah, I hate to say, but Paige's birthday was May 17th.

28:46 Drew Oh, so she's ten now.

28:47 Adam Yeah, she's ten.

28:48 Drew Okay, anyway. And?

28:50 Adam I got her one of those writing. It's like, it's not a full size Hummer. It's a smaller one.

28:54 Drew Yeah, well, are you wearing?

28:55 Caller You have a daughter named Paige, too?

28:58 Adam No, no, we're talking about the same person.

29:00 Caller Oh, you guys know Maya?

29:02 Drew Of course, of course.

29:04 Adam Well, you're out in Orange County.

29:05 We've been calling you guys.

29:06 Adam We were out there in Irvine last night. Word gets around.

29:09 Drew And you mentioned Paige. I mean, of course, we would know exactly what you're talking about.

29:12 Adam So she's she's nine. And how old is little Sammy?

29:17 Caller His name is Elias.

29:18 Drew Elias, yeah.

29:19 Adam Elias, I mean, he's eight.

29:20 Caller Eli. Yeah, he's eight.

29:22 Drew Well, Adam, you told her to share the Hummer with Eli. Of course.

29:27 Adam Yeah, yeah, because that's how kids are. But so eight and nine, eight and nine.

29:32 Caller And then he's got another little girl named Pierce. And she's five. And they live in Arizona.

29:38 Drew Listen, be kind to these people for one second and not mention their names on the radio, please.

29:42 One's not good enough?

29:44 Caller Oh.

29:45 Caller No. No, okay, hold on a second.

29:47 Caller Oh boy.

29:50 Adam First off, I think Roxanne thinks she's talking to Lycus or something. There's a weird, we seem to get it more in other people where there's sort of a non-tracking.

30:00 Caller Yeah.

30:01 Adam But obviously, they know they're speaking to us. They called us. We didn't call them.

30:06 Drew You mean when we start trying to make them behave in a healthy fashion?

30:10 Adam Or start asking them questions or something? I feel like for at least three quarters of the conversations we have on this radio are sort of half a conversation.

30:21 Drew Yes. And I want to attribute that to nerves. I want to believe they're nervous.

30:27 Adam All right.

30:28 Drew Oh, she just hung up.

30:29 Adam She just hung up.

30:30 Drew Maybe try again.

30:31 Adam Is she back?

30:32 Caller Hello?

30:32 Drew Are you there?

30:33 Caller Yeah.

30:34 Drew Oh, boy.

30:36 Adam Page?

30:37 Drew It's Eli.

30:37 Adam I mean, Eli?

30:40 Hello? All right.

30:42 Adam Hold on a second. All right. So he's got a lot of baggage.

30:47 Drew Whatever that means. Obviously, he has multiple children.

30:49 Adam Well, he has a lot of kids. And he's 29. He's got a girlfriend. The girl obviously has got kids from an ex-wife and an ex-girlfriend.

30:56 Drew All the BS about childhood sweetheart and all that stuff is just total crap. The guy's a predator of sorts.

31:02 Adam Yeah.

31:02 Drew How old was she?

31:03 Adam 21?

31:04 Drew Yeah. More than predator, he's a menace. I think it's more of a better way of putting it.

31:08 Adam Well, here's the thing, y'all. You see, you guys are all out on Friday nights, kicking up your heels, drinking your wine coolers, dropping your ex, snorting your peyote or whatever the hell you're doing. I stay home and I watch 2020 and 48 hours and all these shows. And every episode is the same thing. It's about this serial. People that are serial, they marry, they kill, they collect insurance, they whatever, they have a rap, they have a story. And it's always the same thing. They come in, they come in like gangbusters, they shower the person with gifts. And the next thing you know, the parents start getting inklings when the person said he was a Navy fighter pilot. But when the dad asked him how much fuel weighs, he has no idea. And all these little things are coming up. But they do it over and over and over and over again. Now, you at a certain point become a victim because you crank out a kid with this guy, or you get married, or he has you killed via contract killer, or he maxes out your credit card. But there's a threshold point. You know, maybe it's week number six, maybe it's week nine, maybe it's month five.

32:18 Drew Where you wake up.

32:19 Adam There's a threshold point where you have to sort of stop and go, why get in? Why? I can see what this guy's done. He's been divorced a couple of times, he's got a few kids from different families.

32:31 Drew But that was a childhood sweetheart thing, Adam. That was too soon. The next girl, she was a bitch. She abused him and she didn't give him any. The next one, she manipulated him. It was her fault.

32:40 Adam Now, I understand when it's the other way around. I understand when you're a single mom and you're 41, and you have three kids, and the guy married his secretary, and he left you with the mortgage and the kids, and some 29-year-old guy comes around. It's like, look, any port in a storm. I mean, you're desperate. You're looking for something at this point. That's what these guys prey on. What's that?

33:01 Drew That's what these guys prey on, by the way.

33:02 Adam Yeah, but when you're a young woman, and someone comes with a whole bunch of baggage, or even a young man, and somebody shows up with a ton of baggage. Why?

33:11 Caller That's, oh, big ass? Yeah.

33:14 Drew Or their dad was a sociopath, and they gotta find that.

33:18 Adam All right.

33:19 Drew Gotta find that.

33:19 Adam All right. I'm just saying, people, all you need to do is take a look at the history, and that's where all your answers will be provided.

33:28 Drew You know, I want to write another book. Please do. What drives us crazy, and I'm thinking about it, what really drives us crazy is that the Americans, this culture, does not seem to understand what motivates. No. What makes somebody make a certain choice, do the same thing again, go, you know what I mean? Isn't that it? Isn't that what we're complaining about?

33:48 Adam And not only that, but talk about this culture, not caring, you know, the court system, we have a court system that says, yeah, all those 9-1-1 recordings of Anna Nicole Brown, or Nicole Brown Simpson calling 9-1-1, screaming, he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill me.

34:05 Drew It has nothing to do with anything.

34:06 Adam Inadmissible. Yeah, neither here nor there. So those won't be admissible. Well, that's all you need to know.

34:12 Drew That's right.

34:12 Adam In my opinion.

34:13 Drew Of course.

34:14 Adam You got 10 separate phone call recordings of her screaming, he's gonna kill me, on 10 separate occasions. Then she shows up dead. That's about all you need to know. Yeah. We just figure out who the he is.

34:26 Drew Well, Adam.

34:27 Adam And we got it. We got it.

34:28 Drew Well, they'll find the he one day.

34:29 Adam Yeah.

34:29 Drew They'll find him. He's out there.

34:31 Adam And that's, you know, the fact that your last three wives died under mysterious circumstance and now you're on trial for the fourth and we can't bring up the first three, that's all you need to know.

34:43 Drew That's all you need to know. This is what drives us crazy, though, isn't it, is that we want it, somehow we want to have it both ways. That people that do crazy things and behave in crazy ways are just like everybody else. Anybody could do that. Anybody. Right? It's the runaway bride. Anybody. Your neighbor. Anybody.

34:59 Caller Right.

35:00 Drew No, it's not. It's not.

35:02 Caller No.

35:02 Drew I think we're so indoctrinated to daytime dramas and movies about sick people.

35:06 Caller Right.

35:06 Drew That's all drama. Dramas are about sick people.

35:09 Caller Yeah.

35:10 Drew And we interpret them as being about anybody.

35:12 Caller Right.

35:12 Drew They're not.

35:13 Adam No.

35:13 Drew I mean, I'll be in most of this country with sick people.

35:16 Adam You wonder about all these, you know, pedophiles. They're abducting these kids that were in the joint for 13 years. And that's all you need to know about how much people change. Now, here's about all people do. People get sober. They don't really change that much.

35:31 Caller No, they do. They do.

35:31 Drew To stay sober, they change a lot.

35:33 Adam No, no. I mean, the ones that are effed up on drugs are doing things they wouldn't do.

35:37 Drew No, no. But in order to stay sober, they got to actually change.

35:40 Adam All right. But the point is, is they get sober and then you have a safe person.

35:44 Drew Right. A different person.

35:45 Adam You don't have the person that stole the old woman's purse because they were freaked out of their mind on crack, you know. That's what you get. But minus the drug part, pedophiles, they don't really change that much.

35:57 Drew Well, you know what? Even the crack addict doesn't change. I had a conversation with a patient about this today. In fact, is that people really don't change until they believe what they're doing is going to kill them.

36:09 Adam Right.

36:09 Drew That's when they really change. When they get to a point, they go, Oh my God, this, I'm going to die if I don't make a change and really change. Then they change.

36:17 Adam All right.

36:17 Drew But oftentimes not until then.

36:19 Adam Stephanie.

36:20 Yeah.

36:21 Adam You're 23.

36:22 Caller Yes, I am.

36:24 Adam You usually date guys, but now you're seeing a girl.

36:27 Caller I am.

36:29 Adam How did that work out?

36:31 Caller Well, basically, I had my heart completely broken by my ex-boyfriend, and soon after, there's this girl who's around giving me attention, and next thing you know, we're dating and hooking up, and it's been about six, seven months now.

36:49 Drew So you've just sort of switched teams. You're not really bi, you're just in love with a girl.

36:53 Caller Yeah, I've never thought about it before. I don't know what the heck happened.

36:57 Drew Well, I don't think this is about sexual orientation. This is about being alone, liking this person, and off you went.

37:05 Caller Yeah, I mean, maybe, but...

37:07 Adam All right, but let me ask this. How is the sex part of the relationship?

37:12 Caller The what? I'm sorry?

37:13 Caller The sex.

37:15 Adam How is it?

37:15 Caller The thing is, it's great. I mean, I have had more orgasms with her than any boyfriend I've ever been with. Wow.

37:24 Adam All right, well, maybe you're a lesbian.

37:26 Caller But I don't think so.

37:27 Drew Well, why all the flexibility and uncertainty? Did you come from a...

37:34 Caller I hear about bisexuality and this, and I guess it exists, but I mean, it's just confusing to me. It's like, here I am in limbo.

37:42 Do I like girls?

37:43 Caller Do I like guys?

37:43 Do I like both?

37:44 Caller And this is...

37:45 Drew Well, you like this girl. You like this one, but let's sort of explore. I mean, were you sort of rendered this way? Did you have some trauma? Can I ask her?

37:52 Adam Let me get this theory. Let me get a theory. We talk about women not... Women being much more flexible in the attraction department. They can like a short, fat, bald guy with a hooked nose because he's really witty and he's kind and he's interesting and he's clever and he's whatever. I think at a certain point it can transcend sexual... Wow.

38:13 Drew Yes, yes.

38:13 Adam Gender. They're just like...

38:15 Drew Women, particularly.

38:16 Adam Women can do that. That's what I'm saying. I mean, I'm so flexible.

38:19 Drew No, women are flexible.

38:20 Adam That this is a nice person. So what? She has a vagina.

38:24 Drew However, I just want to test my other theory, which is that rarely happens without some...

38:28 Adam All right, Stephanie. When did your dad molest you?

38:34 Caller No, never have. Great family, wonderful family. Couldn't ask for a better one.

38:40 Adam Really?

38:40 Drew How old were you when you lost your virginity?

38:43 Caller I was 15.

38:45 Drew 15?

38:46 Caller Yeah.

38:46 Drew How old was the guy?

38:48 Caller He was 17.

38:52 Drew That's a little bit problematic.

38:54 Adam And what else? Anything else?

38:56 Caller I've had a completely normal life. I have an amazing job.

39:02 Drew What kind of work do you do?

39:04 Caller I'm sorry?

39:05 Drew What kind of work do you do?

39:07 Caller I work with couples that have problems creating or having kids, basically. I work with egg donors and surrogate mothers.

39:18 Drew In what capacity?

39:19 Adam She's a crotch hunter.

39:21 Drew In terms of setting people together, administratively setting it up or actually doing some sort of counseling with them? Setting it up. Headhunter, snatch hunter, so to speak, yeah.

39:31 Adam Yeah, egg hunter, egg hunter. Whoa, it's coming to FX.

39:36 Drew It should be a great series, wouldn't it?

39:38 Caller Adam Corolla is egg hunter.

39:40 Drew This week in order to catch an egg, he's got to become a rapist.

39:48 Caller Someone's smuggling bootleg eggs in from Mexico and Ace wants to know why. In order to find that egg, he's got to become a rapist.

40:01 Caller Always funny, Drew.

40:03 Adam All right.

40:03 Drew I know you'd like that.

40:04 Adam All right, Stephanie. Yeah, it's an interesting line of work.

40:09 Caller Yeah.

40:11 Drew Are you happy in this relationship?

40:14 Caller More or less. We fight quite a bit.

40:16 Drew But why?

40:19 Caller We're just at different points in our life, I think.

40:25 Drew Let me float another theory. Stephanie, we're just sort of theorizing about you. Infinitely healthy and therefore infinitely flexible.

40:33 Adam So self-actualized, she can actually transcend.

40:37 Drew She can just find the right person regardless of the gender.

40:39 Caller Interesting.

40:40 Drew We've never seen that before.

40:41 Caller No.

40:41 Drew All right.

40:42 Adam Well, Stephanie, we don't know what to say. You're attracted to her. Obviously, you don't have to really worry too much about getting married or...

40:48 Caller What's your viewpoint on bisexuality?

40:51 Adam I mean, it doesn't exist too much in the wild and the pure form, but for women, I think it's much more feasible than it is for men.

41:00 Drew And most bisexuality in young people particularly is about confusion, not a firm bisexual orientation. That's kind of unusual to have. By the way, bisexuality, then you really need to be saying, I'm either hetero or homo, depending on who I'm with in my monogamous relationship.

41:17 Adam Right.

41:17 Drew Or else you're saying bye bye to one or the other.

41:19 Adam Well, here's the other thing too. As a female, do whatever you want, because you're not going to get pregnant, you're not going to get married.

41:25 Drew With a female.

41:25 Adam And if you're 23 and you're going down this path and you're a guy or whatever, or you're with a guy, it's like you're going to get knocked up, you're going to get married, you're going to get screwed up, you're going to get divorced. Here, do all you want. But please, stop referring to these chicks that sell their eggs for five grand a pop as egg donors. No, they're egg merchants. They understand.

41:47 Drew Egg saleswomen.

41:48 Adam They're egg salespeople.

41:49 Drew Egg brokers.

41:50 Adam They're brokers, they're merchants, whatever you want to call them. Stop calling them donors. You know why? I'll tell you why. I'll tell you what happens when you bastardize the language. When you call everything rape, when you call everyone a donor, it actually takes away from the people who actually donate a kidney or do an altruistic endeavor like that where they actually do don't things.

42:14 Caller No, you don't. They don't.

42:16 Adam They don't things.

42:18 Drew That's good. I like that.

42:19 Adam To don't.

42:20 Drew Okay, fine.

42:20 Adam They don't things.

42:21 Drew Yes, yes, Woody.

42:23 Adam The point is, is you are selling things. You should not be lumped in with the noble donors.

42:29 Drew Yes, agreed.

42:30 Adam Can you don't things?

42:31 Drew Now, we can. I've never heard such a jejeune comment.

42:34 Adam Can you don't them out? Your jejeunosity is not appreciated.

42:38 Drew I'm the most jeune person I know.

42:39 Adam All right, let's take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody. I'm Adam Metz, Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LLV-E. George Garcia is in here tomorrow night from Lost, and Melinda Clark is in here on Tuesday from the OC.

43:23 Drew I ran into her at 3 in the morning the other night.

43:24 Adam I heard you.

43:25 Drew Oh, I ran into her.

43:27 Adam Drew was out in the lobby of the hotel in New York City.

43:31 Drew Talking to you on the phone.

43:32 Adam Talking to me on the phone.

43:33 Drew Our nightly ritual, even when it's 3 in the morning, I talk to him, Chris.

43:37 Adam Yeah, old habits die hard.

43:38 Drew I was not saying the lobby. I was standing in that, you know how in New York, in colder climates, they have an outer door and an inner door. You have two sets of doors. I was standing between those two doors talking to you.

43:48 Adam And she was coming home from somewhere, partying at 3 in the morning. Little Tutski problem.

43:56 Drew I'll ask her. I'll bring that up when she comes in.

43:58 Adam Let's see if she's on the booger shirt. Is she hot?

44:01 Yeah.

44:02 Drew John Faraday right on her heels. It's not gonna match that.

44:04 Adam Oh, no one knows who that is?

44:07 Caller I do know. I do. Ooh.

44:11 Adam Jeff?

44:12 Yes.

44:12 Adam You're 23?

44:14 Caller What is up, Adam?

44:15 Adam What's happening, my brother? Hold on a second. I don't wanna get, I'll get all fired up. I can see this question.

44:20 Caller Please.

44:20 Adam Steven?

44:22 Caller Yeah?

44:22 Adam What's up?

44:24 Caller Hey, yeah. When I was running, my friend distracted me and I ran into a pole. When I ran into the pole, my balls cracked in half and I went to see the doctor. He's like, I don't know. That's all he could tell me for now. He's like, wait until we get some tests back.

44:49 Drew What does cracked in half mean?

44:51 Caller I can feel them and they're not connected. There's four different pieces.

44:58 Drew Oh, really?

44:59 Adam Physically cracked in half like an egg.

45:01 Drew You can do that. But usually it still holds together. You don't feel different.

45:05 Adam Maybe you're actually four separate.

45:07 Caller I was really worried because I.

45:09 Adam Four separate pieces in the sack.

45:11 Drew Are you still having pain or swelling?

45:13 Caller Yeah.

45:15 Drew You need to see a urologist even right away. First thing tomorrow morning.

45:18 Adam It's strange that the doctor just sent you home.

45:21 Caller Yeah. That was really weird.

45:23 Drew You need to see a urologist. You need an ultrasound. Do not pass go. Just go do it. You can crack your testes. I don't know how you did both of them simultaneously. And you really they don't really feel cracked when you crack them. They they sort of swell and you can see the crack when you look on the ultrasound.

45:38 Adam You shouldn't run when you're stoned, Stephen.

45:41 Drew Well, how else are you going to run?

45:42 Caller Well, he's not going to run, I guess.

45:45 Adam I guess that would even eliminate running. Stephen, you smoke a lot of weed?

45:52 Caller No.

45:53 Drew How dare you?

45:54 No.

45:56 Adam Really?

45:57 Caller Really.

45:58 Adam What do you do?

45:59 Caller Well, I'm enrolled at college.

46:04 Drew Can I sound like one of those, remember that movie, You Are Our Only Hope, those aliens that came down with Tim Allen.

46:11 Adam I'm going to think about this for a second.

46:13 Caller Oh, yeah.

46:13 Adam Yeah, that's right.

46:14 Caller Yeah.

46:14 Adam I'll tell you that one.

46:15 Caller Oh, Adam.

46:17 Adam Yeah.

46:17 Caller Remember your idea about Petafil Island? I was getting into the gaming business and I was starting to make that a game.

46:26 Adam Oh, yeah. That's a good idea. You had an idea for a movie, The Week. It's the year 2018. Again, somehow when we go into the future, just a few years, it makes a big difference.

46:41 Caller Of course.

46:42 Adam We've taken all the pedophiles and put them on one island. And now they all live there together. And a plane full of Eagle Scouts crashes into it.

46:52 Caller Cubs Scouts. Cubs Scouts.

46:53 Drew Eagle Scouts too old.

46:54 Adam Yeah, too old. Petafil Island.

46:57 Caller Awesome. Yes.

46:57 Drew Look for it in the PSPs.

46:59 Caller Yeah.

47:00 Adam And then you do that thing, too, where you go, I'm hunting the ultimate prey. Man.

47:05 Drew Cub Scouts.

47:06 Adam Cub Scouts. You know when they do that ultimate prey thing, Drew?

47:09 Drew That went away in the 70s.

47:10 Adam Oh, OK. But let me tell you something about the ultimate prey. The ultimate prey, you don't give a 20-minute head start to.

47:16 Drew Because ultimate preys don't need it.

47:17 Adam Ultimate preys just turn around and maul you.

47:19 Drew Yes.

47:20 Adam And knock that crossbow out of your hand and then start effing you.

47:24 Caller All right.

47:24 Adam Let's take a break. We're going to take the we're going to the ultimate place, the bathroom.

47:28 Drew Yes.

47:28 Adam We'll be back after this.

47:53 Caller Yeah, everybody. It's Loveline.

47:56 Adam Hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191-er. You ready to rock, Drew?

48:06 Drew Let's go.

48:08 Adam I was hanging out at the Big Irvine Meadows Weenie Roast watching some of the bands. I forgot what Lowlife's roadies were. They are really sort of part roofer, part trucker.

48:23 Drew Yeah, that's about it. Part homeless.

48:25 Adam Part homeless, part hobo, part biker, part criminal. They're running from their past.

48:30 Caller Oh, yeah.

48:31 Adam A lot of guys wearing black. I saw a guy sporting a shirt and seen about 25 years, which is the practice football jersey with no numbers or name on it, but with the mesh in the chest, but the solid shoulder and arm.

48:48 Drew Sure.

48:49 Adam Siri, you mix that with a pair of tight jeans, you have the ultimate white trash ensemble. You know that look? Crazy weird, tight jeans. And by the way, you know the guys when it was, you know, it's 105 degrees, they're running around and wearing this super tight jeans. What is that?

49:09 Drew Uncomfortable, that's what that is.

49:10 Adam My balls started sweating just watching these guys. You know, like.

49:14 Drew Yeah, mine will start weeping.

49:15 Adam You know the thing about dress I found? They're either the guys that overdo it. These are the guys who are wearing the shorts and the pants, but they unzip them and they turn into shorts and they're wearing the high top all terrain action boots. And they got they got themselves the wide brim hat with the shades. And, you know, there's there's what there's a crazy over the top guy.

49:41 Drew And there's the hobo guys like us.

49:42 Adam And and no, no, I'm just saying for the for the temperature.

49:46 Drew Oh, yeah, yeah.

49:47 Adam And then there's the guys who are in the denim jacket and like loafers. And like, what's that guy? You don't see the in between guy that much. But that look, that look, that mesh jersey thing right out of the 70s, where you can see the guy's belly button.

50:02 Drew Oh, yeah, perfect.

50:03 Adam And by the way, those things are made out of recycled tennis balls. Yeah, like you couldn't think of a worse thing to wear on a hot day. First off, you you could put an infant in one of those things. You smell BO coming from that from like a newborn in a matter of seconds. Like, whoa, that kid's fun.

50:19 Drew Well, plus there's years of BO on it from actually overwear. It's cooked into it.

50:23 Adam Right. And it would be the equivalent to wearing like a trash bag, like poor or trash, like a burlap trash bag, like a barrel, a barrel. And sweating and smelling just watching this dude. And I was like, you don't want to put a T-shirt on it. And by the way, do I really need to see the navel hair poking through your garment? Right. I got to get a look at the belly.

50:43 Caller I see.

50:43 Adam Oh, you got one nipple coming through the mesh.

50:45 Caller Do you want me to get that to turn on?

50:47 Adam You know what I'm saying? I know. And their thing is it's hot. Yeah, but you're wearing tight jeans and biker boots, so what do you mean it's hot? You know what I'm saying?

50:58 Drew Yes. All right. I would say, speaking over the top, there was someone that got the award for sort of most festive yesterday. Someone had the best time. Someone you spent a little time with. You remember what I'm talking about? Do you see Pedro? Pedro is having a good time.

51:14 Adam Yeah. Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. Napoleon Dynamite. He's wearing a top hat. He was the belle of the ball.

51:21 Drew Vote for Pedro.

51:22 Caller Yeah.

51:23 Adam He was having a great time. I went-

51:26 Drew Dancing for the camera.

51:27 Caller Yeah.

51:28 Drew I couldn't tell if he was on hallucinogenics or that's just him.

51:31 Adam Yeah. I realized too, speaking of looks and attire, I always feel bad for these guys that make a commitment to a certain look because then they're screwed because they can't go down and get a quart of milk like the Rockabilly guys. It's like my commitment is zero. I'm a slob. I just put on sweatpants and flip flops and just go everywhere. It's the best way to go because you've now declared slob. Yeah, I've declared slob. But otherwise, your Rockabilly or your goth or your Nuvo or whatever, and you got to put a ton of gel in your hair before you leave the house.

52:00 Drew It's like having a costume to go out in.

52:02 Adam Yeah. It's funny. I went to the I went to the Weenie Roast with Dickie from the Boston's and Dickie has a look. Dickie's got it. Dickie can't wear shorts. Oh, well, think about it.

52:14 Drew The guys in Boston don't wear shorts.

52:15 Adam I know, but it's not in his repertoire of outfits.

52:19 Drew No, no.

52:19 Adam You see what I'm saying? So he was coming over at three o'clock and we're going to leave for Irvine and it was 110 degrees. And I was thinking, I'm putting shorts on because I'm not going to be running all over this blacktop frying my balls off. But I knew Dicky couldn't wear shorts because he cannot wear shorts because he's got a thing going on. He's dicky. He's got a look going on. He's got some tans, all that stuff. So the poor guy showed up in his dungarees and I don't even know. And like I think he was sporting some like Doc Martens and stuff. Just I would have just been I would have upside down heart on my ass the whole day from just sweating. Are you ready to rock, Drew?

52:55 Drew There we go.

52:55 Caller All right. This is a good call.

52:57 Adam Emily. Hey, 16. Yeah, what's up?

53:02 Caller Well, I have an ex-boyfriend who wanted me to taste his cum.

53:09 Adam Did he actually say taste?

53:11 Caller Yeah.

53:12 Drew No, that's not the word he used.

53:14 Caller Yeah, it is.

53:16 Adam At least he didn't say taste me.

53:21 Drew How old is he?

53:23 Adam He's a cent.

53:24 Drew 20?

53:24 Adam Almost 20.

53:25 Drew What are you doing with a 20-year-old?

53:26 Adam He's a sensual man, Drew. He wants to be sampled.

53:29 Caller Yeah, he is.

53:31 Adam All right. And almost 20 just means 20, by the way.

53:35 Drew Yeah. Why are you a guy that's so old? You're 16.

53:39 Caller Well, I'll be 17 in July.

53:40 Drew Oh, well, that makes all the difference. Why are you with a guy that's so old?

53:43 Adam 17 in two months.

53:45 Caller I don't know.

53:45 It just worked out that way.

53:46 Caller I wasn't even a little poor boyfriend when it happened.

53:49 Adam Yeah. So what happened when he wanted you to taste him?

53:53 Caller Oh, well, we were fooling around and stuff and he was jacking himself off and then he tried to cover himself up, but didn't work fast enough, so it kind of squirted on my face.

54:08 Adam Well, what do you mean? Where were you when he was jacking himself off?

54:12 Caller We were in the same bed because he liked it when I'm like, like touch him, like on his stomach or on his back and stuff.

54:20 Adam Do you guys have sex?

54:21 No.

54:22 Adam Oh, see, someone is old-fashioned.

54:25 Drew I'm actually disturbed by how confused she is about what he's up to.

54:29 Adam Well, why do you have oral sex with him?

54:34 Caller Sometimes.

54:35 Drew Oh, Emily, you just do not understand what you're into here.

54:38 Adam Well, wait a second. Why sometimes? And what's he doing to himself? I mean, you guys aren't having intercourse, though, right?

54:46 Caller No, we do. It's just like...

54:48 Drew Oh, well, I thought you said you weren't.

54:50 Caller We weren't at the time.

54:53 Adam Oh, so when he was lying on his back, jacking himself off, you weren't actually having intercourse with him.

54:57 Drew Oh my God.

54:59 Adam We have the world's dumbest callers. Please, everyone.

55:03 Drew But this is more than dumb. This is disturbingly naive. Yeah, this is like freaky.

55:09 Adam He's lying on his back, he's jacking himself off, and some shot off. He tried to block it, but it hit me in the head. Are you guys having sex? No. Well, not at the time.

55:21 Drew Not at that moment.

55:23 Adam I think sometimes people think we're as dumb as they are, Drew, and I think that's where the problem is. We would have been confused about, well, wait a minute, I don't get it. I mean, he's jacking himself off, but you're in him, right?

55:32 Caller Or he's in your?

55:34 Caller No. He was on top of me, but he was over me.

55:39 Caller Oh, listen.

55:40 Adam Emily, do me a favor. Do me a favor. Find the closest junior college to where you live and go reserve yourself a spot. Just go over there and you can be, I'm guessing you could be a legacy. Like you have an older brother who went there or something. Is it claim your chair with the desk attached to it.

56:03 Caller Okay. Why am I doing this?

56:07 Adam Just to get a head start.

56:09 Drew Emily, here's the deal. By the way, this idea that he accidentally did what he did, he was intentionally doing this and aiming.

56:17 Adam Why is it that you guys were not having sex?

56:20 Caller Because I couldn't at the time.

56:23 Drew Why?

56:25 Caller You know that monthly thing?

56:26 Caller Yeah, that's just kind of gross.

56:28 Adam Okay.

56:29 Drew So you don't want to when you're having your period?

56:31 Caller Yeah.

56:32 Adam Okay. Now, what are you using for protection besides? Prayer. Pillowcase.

56:38 Generally?

56:39 Caller Yeah.

56:40 Caller Condoms?

56:41 Adam Yeah, but you guys are about 60% with the condoms at best.

56:46 Drew So what else are you doing?

56:47 Caller Well, after I was done with this period, I'm about to get on birth control.

56:52 Caller You're gonna?

56:53 Drew What do you mean about to get on? Today is the day you would start?

56:56 Caller Yeah.

56:57 Drew Yeah. Are you starting today?

56:59 Caller I didn't get to the clinic because it's closed.

57:02 Adam Emily, I'm worried about you and your life. You seem exquisitely naïve, pretty stupid, and something bad's gonna happen to you.

57:12 Drew You gotta get control of things here.

57:13 Caller We're not actually dating anymore, so, you know.

57:17 Drew No, Emily, you're not convincing us differently in the way we just...

57:20 Adam Why aren't you dating anymore?

57:23 Caller Just issues.

57:24 Drew Yeah, he doesn't want to. That's the issue. Cut this guy out. You'll be happier in the long run. You need a couple more years of life under your belt before you understand what relationships are, who you are in a relationship, and what motivates man.

57:38 Adam You're gonna be a senior this year?

57:40 Caller Yeah, this next year.

57:42 Drew Next year. This coming year.

57:44 Adam This coming year.

57:45 Caller Yeah.

57:45 Adam So, we're at the end of this one, right? Yeah.

57:47 Drew All right.

57:48 Adam Go get yourself a job soon as you graduate and screw junior college, all right? I don't want you wasting time.

57:57 Drew All right? This one, I think, needs a little education.

58:00 Adam No. You're not going to get a junior college. You got to go somewhere and get a job, all right, Emily? I may forego my senior year if I was you.

58:08 Drew Go to plan. Go to clinic tomorrow and get on birth control.

58:10 Adam You're not going to college, are you?

58:13 Caller Eventually.

58:14 Caller Eventually?

58:15 Caller I'm going to probably go to art college.

58:18 Adam Art college. Okay. All right. Boyfriend was doing the spin art on her face.

58:24 Drew Yes, he was. Accidentally.

58:26 Adam It's a great guy.

58:27 Drew Accidentally.

58:28 Adam Accidentally jumped up and dove on her head with his grunt.

58:31 Caller Yeah.

58:32 Adam Now he's moving on. Guys are awesome. All right. Had a yeast infection for a year.

58:40 Caller I don't want to talk to that person yet.

58:42 Adam Jeff?

58:42 Yes.

58:43 Adam You're 23?

58:44 Caller What's happening, brother? I got a quick, quick idea about your red light running. Little diatribe you put on a little bit ago. First off, I practice it a lot.

58:55 Adam Have you ever been pulled over?

58:57 Caller No, not yet.

58:59 Adam You're going through the red arrows, right?

59:02 Caller Absolutely. And you made a good point. I mean, some are protected, some aren't. I heard you once say, if they didn't trust us with cars, we'd all be running into the walls anyway, right? Yeah, yeah.

59:10 Adam I know. Like, we can't decide what's safe and what's prudent and what's not. Every single second you're behind the wheel, you have the opportunity to turn on to a kid's lawn and run into the master bedroom of the house.

59:24 Caller Yeah, that's right.

59:24 Adam You do whatever you want.

59:25 Caller Yeah.

59:26 Adam You can hop up. You hear it every once in a while. Just go to the farmer's market, hop up on the curb and start plowing people like a publicist.

59:34 Caller Let's take it to the next level, Adam. Let's take this movement to the next level.

59:39 Adam How do we do that?

59:40 Caller A union, a fund, something where all of everyone wants to be involved in this movement to take it, stick it to the man, a dollar a month.

59:50 Adam People start paying?

59:52 Caller Start paying and when you get a ticket, if you are a subscriber to this union, the union is going to take care of that ticket for you.

59:57 Adam Oh. I like that idea.

59:59 Drew It's more of an insurance policy.

1:00:00 Adam But I would rather everyone just fought it. I would rather everyone drove through the red light when it was safe. I'm sorry, the red arrow when it was safe. And then if you do get a ticket, and so far I've been through thousands, I've never gotten one, but if you do, then you fight it and they have to explain to you why what you did was dangerous in that particular intersection as opposed to the intersection before it and the one after it that don't have an arrow. And by the way, that one, which never had one for 45 years. Now it's had one for 45 minutes? Yes?

1:00:33 Caller All right.

1:00:34 Adam Instead of telling people that turning right on a red is illegal in California, that we can't get into. Oh, Drew, what I could do for this goddamn city. How I could get it moving.

1:00:44 Caller All right.

1:00:47 Adam Lily?

1:00:48 Yeah.

1:00:49 Adam You're 16?

1:00:50 Caller Yeah.

1:00:52 Adam You have big boobs?

1:00:53 Caller Uh-huh.

1:00:55 Adam How big are they?

1:00:56 They're large C, almost a D. Hmm.

1:01:00 Adam Now what's the number attached to them?

1:01:04 Um, I'm not sure.

1:01:08 Adam You don't know what size bra you wear?

1:01:10 Well, I do, but like, it's kind of confusing because I wear like three different sizes.

1:01:16 Adam Well, give us the middle one.

1:01:18 Uh, probably like a 36 C.

1:01:24 Caller C?

1:01:25 Yeah.

1:01:26 Adam Okay. How much thinking, by the way, about what size bra you wear when you're concerned about it? Yeah? Can anyone give an answer by the way?

1:01:35 Drew What are your three? Just out of curiosity, what are the three sizes?

1:01:38 Um, well, I have like a 32 D. And a 34 C.

1:01:49 Drew But your middle is 36 C?

1:01:51 Yeah. At least that's what I was told when I was measured.

1:01:55 Caller Okay. So, okay. So, that'd be the middle.

1:01:59 Adam The highest one would be the middle one.

1:02:02 Yeah.

1:02:02 Adam So, like, if you open a movie theater and you were at the concession stand, the extra large would be the medium, and then the medium would be bigger than the large?

1:02:13 Probably.

1:02:14 Adam Okay. All right. Starbucks kind of does that. All right. And how big is the rest of you?

1:02:20 I'm 4'9. Yeah. And I would probably weigh like 115.

1:02:31 Drew Fifty?

1:02:32 Caller Fifteen.

1:02:33 Caller Fifteen. All right.

1:02:34 Adam And by the way, that 32D, that's the bra you want to find in the hamper when you're working at the house and you're rummaging around. Anyway, Lily, your question is.

1:02:46 Caller Yeah, there's these guys at my school and I like one of them, but I'm afraid to say something to them because a lot of people think that I'm a slut and a whore. But I've never really done anything with anybody.

1:03:03 Drew Why would they think that?

1:03:05 Adam Slut and a whore. One should cover.

1:03:10 Drew Why would they think that?

1:03:11 Caller I guess, I don't know, like these girls started a rumor about me and somebody, but I don't even know the person. And so, yeah.

1:03:21 Adam Well, wait a second, here's why I always yell at people who worry about other people or claim other people are doing this. I find it to be a form of narcissism or being conceited to say that other people are saying other things about you. I find they don't say it nearly as much as you think they do. And somehow that makes you more important. Somebody started a rumor that you had sex with some guy who you've never met and it had caught on. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, girls can be tough. But ultimately they care about themselves and they can be a little cruel.

1:03:59 Drew But you know all that shunning stuff. They actually get power by shunning and so they'll shun one person.

1:04:04 Adam Yeah.

1:04:04 Drew And that's a way to do that.

1:04:06 Adam I know, but here's the reason I say this, Drew, and I know you went to the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for albino hemophiliacs. I went to North Hollywood High, I was like 35 middle class screwball kids from the valley and trucked in from the city and the barrio and up in Hebrew Heights. They came from all over the place, Drew, stop that. And I know what's going on. It was a nice sampling of just screwed up teenagers. And there was a little of this going on, but meh.

1:04:36 Drew All right, well, let's assume it's a fair amount. Let's just address it. Women that grow sort of sexualized bodies, particularly when they're young.

1:04:46 Adam She's 16.

1:04:47 Drew I know, but you get looked at by guys for that, and guys sort of get preoccupied with that, or that's what they are.

1:04:53 Adam She's a C slash D.

1:04:54 Drew I was kind of into that, and the girls sort of get defensive about it, makes a gang up on you a little bit. But there's an easy way to sort of take it all down, just wear, dress down.

1:05:03 Adam Yeah, well, yeah, but when you're 4'11, and you dress down, you just start, you start walking around looking like a mascot. You look like a troll from Six Flags, Magic Mountain.

1:05:16 Caller Hey, Lily?

1:05:17 Caller Yeah?

1:05:18 Adam Do you dress, do you wear tight blouses?

1:05:20 Caller No.

1:05:22 Caller I'm the kind of person that, like, I don't wear tight things.

1:05:27 Drew All right.

1:05:27 Caller I'm not, like, I don't really wear things that would make people think.

1:05:32 Drew Okay.

1:05:32 Adam Who's the guy, who's the guy you're interested in? Do you think he likes you?

1:05:36 Caller Well, yeah, that's what people have said, but I'm friends with him now. And so I don't know.

1:05:42 Adam Why don't you just go talk to him?

1:05:43 Drew Go talk to him, Lily, it's fine. Relax, he'll be happy.

1:05:45 Caller It's not that big a deal.

1:05:46 Adam It really isn't. You get a little older, you realize, ah, who cares? No one knows, no one cares.

1:05:50 Drew He'll be fine. He'll like talking to you, guarantee it.

1:05:53 Adam Go talk to him.

1:05:54 Drew He'll be a little weird and freaked out, but that's because he's uncomfortable, not because he doesn't want to talk to you.

1:05:59 Adam Yeah. Oh, Drew, projecting, getting cathartic. Yeah, just go talk. And look, I know everything's clicky and everything's, you know, peer pressurey, but no one really cares. I mean, I just remember people in high school, some would hook up, some wouldn't. Some had girlfriends, some had boyfriends. And it wasn't that big a deal. You couldn't go steal somebody else's person or you could even do that. But the point is, is people don't care nearly as much as you think they care when you're 16.

1:06:31 Drew That's true, because they're all worried about their own ass.

1:06:34 Adam Yes, they're busy thinking you care about their ass.

1:06:37 Drew There is a little bit of ganging up stuff that goes on.

1:06:39 Adam They can do that. Heidi?

1:06:41 Caller Yeah.

1:06:41 Adam 25?

1:06:43 Caller Yeah.

1:06:44 Caller What's up?

1:06:46 Caller My husband, I've been married for two years. My husband's penis has gotten considerably larger in like the last six months.

1:06:54 Drew How do you know that?

1:06:55 Caller Go ahead.

1:06:56 Drew How do you know that?

1:06:59 Caller No.

1:07:00 Drew How do you know?

1:07:01 Caller It's just bigger.

1:07:02 Caller It doesn't fit as well as it did before.

1:07:04 Caller We've been married for two years and dated for a lot longer than that.

1:07:08 Drew But maybe there's something changing with you.

1:07:11 Caller I don't know.

1:07:12 Caller He notices it being bigger too when he's playing with himself.

1:07:21 Adam Let's just do a re-creation. My husband's penis is bigger than it was six months ago.

1:07:26 Drew How do you know that?

1:07:28 Adam Huh?

1:07:28 Drew How do you know that?

1:07:29 Adam Come again?

1:07:31 Drew Maybe it's... How do you know that?

1:07:33 Adam Oh, because it's just bigger.

1:07:37 Drew I got it. Got it. Okay.

1:07:39 Adam All of a sudden, boom, snaps into focus. You repeating the question and putting just in front of it can't... But it's not gonna work. Kristen? Oh, wait a minute. I want to talk to Kristen.

1:07:50 Caller I want to talk to Heidi.

1:07:51 Adam Yeah.

1:07:52 Caller Heidi? Yes.

1:07:54 Adam So you've seen his penis for the last how many years?

1:07:58 Caller On and off for the last seven.

1:08:01 Adam And it seems like it's made a move in the last six months.

1:08:05 Well, it feels larger.

1:08:07 Adam It feels larger. Have you done the water displacement test?

1:08:11 Caller No.

1:08:12 Drew Have you measured?

1:08:14 Caller No.

1:08:15 Drew All right.

1:08:16 Adam Why not? Why hasn't your husband measured?

1:08:18 Caller What's wrong with him?

1:08:20 Caller I'm just worried medically concerned about it because it's not something that he thinks is relevant to go to the doctor for.

1:08:28 Adam Yeah. He's right.

1:08:29 Drew He's right. I agree.

1:08:30 Adam It's not going to do anything.

1:08:31 Caller No.

1:08:32 Adam All right. There are times.

1:08:34 Drew Let's see though. Has he got a new job or anything?

1:08:37 Caller No.

1:08:38 Adam No.

1:08:38 Drew A new girlfriend?

1:08:40 Caller No. Not that I know of.

1:08:42 Adam All right. Here's the thing. There are not all boners were created equal, Drew. There are times it's sort of like there are days when you wouldn't mind someone wouldn't mind someone taking a picture of it. And then there are days where it's like no cameras in the courtroom. No cameras in the bathroom.

1:09:01 Drew Makeup.

1:09:01 Adam Makeup.

1:09:02 Caller Big powder.

1:09:03 Adam Boom. Big powder puff. No, there are some days when I don't know, just see there are days your body feels that way. Take your shirt off and you're all of a sudden, oh, not bad. You see a vein in your arm and stuff. You sort of look muscular. And then days you take your shirt off and you get in front of the mirror. It's like, it seems things seem to work or something.

1:09:21 Drew Some of that may be levels of circulating testosterone changing. And that's why I asked about the job, because men that get into positions of authority, the testosterone levels do go up. New relationships goes up or multiple relations. So, when you start moving into alpha male roles, your biology response to that, and I've heard anecdotal reports that that might affect slightly penis size, but not much.

1:09:43 Adam Now, again, if he is going to measure the penis, here's my rule of thumb. The penis, and this is how I measure mine, again, because there's some controversy.

1:09:54 Drew What do you do?

1:09:55 Adam Well, do you take the ruler and stuff it in your abdomen? Do you put it on the bottom side of your penis? Do you do it lying down on your back? Again, here's the unofficial way I measure. From the center of the anus to just past the tip. Okay.

1:10:13 Drew And you come up with five, that way it's good.

1:10:15 Caller I round up. I will round up to five.

1:10:21 Adam All right. Let's take ourselves a little break. When we come back, Christine is going to give us advice for chicks to have orgasms. Guaranteed, she says, after this.

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1:10:52 Adam Hey, everybody. It's the Love Line. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1-R. Let's get to the phones and speak to Christine. It's 25. Christine.

1:11:05 Hey, what's up?

1:11:06 Adam What's happening?

1:11:07 First off, I want to say Adam.

1:11:10 Caller Corolla.

1:11:12 Adam Yeah.

1:11:13 Drew I feel much better now.

1:11:13 Adam You haven't spoke about it yet this week, but I'm really, really wanting to get the pool game changed from Marco Polo to Adam Corolla. And I'm feeling, first off, I feel like people are behind me.

1:11:26 Drew Of course.

1:11:27 Adam And I know what it's like to have people not be behind a brilliant idea of mine. I don't think people initially jump behind my attack crows idea.

1:11:37 Drew Red Arrow took some time to catch on.

1:11:39 Adam The dogs that sniffed cancer, venereal disease, people are off. There's many, many things people didn't jump on me with. But I think replacing Marco Polo with Adam Corolla is immediately rang true for people. Yeah. And again, the smear campaign against Marco Polo is going to be awesome. Marco Polo says he's a family man.

1:12:01 Caller But is he?

1:12:03 Adam You start explaining. And like I said, I don't want to play the racist card, but I'll certainly float it.

1:12:09 Drew Courageous man.

1:12:10 Adam Yeah. Listen, there wasn't a white guy, there were a European guy alive in the 13-somethings that didn't enslave a few people of color. I'm just going to hold it. I'm just going to say the facts. That's all. All right. Go ahead, Kristen.

1:12:25 Caller OK, well, I just want to say a lot of people call and a lot of females call and they've never been able to have an orgasm ever. And you guys give them the advice of running the bathwater or whatever. And I bet you that if they actually just put in a pornography, like a video or read a magazine, just masturbated, it'd probably be a lot easier.

1:12:45 Drew A lot of girls get nothing out of that, Kristen.

1:12:47 Adam Read a magazine.

1:12:48 Drew Yeah. First of all, reading the magazine is a different thing than looking at pictures or looking at a porno.

1:12:53 Adam Do you mean read one or look at a magazine?

1:12:56 Caller Do I?

1:12:57 Adam No. I mean, when you say read a magazine, do you mean look at the pictures?

1:13:01 Caller Look at the pictures or you can read like erotic literature, which turns a lot of females on.

1:13:06 Caller Yeah.

1:13:08 Adam I'm kind of down with you on the erotic literature.

1:13:11 Drew That's why there are Harlequin novels and what was it? Penthouse Forum. Those are for women. But they are. Men get nothing out of that stuff.

1:13:17 Caller Sometimes it seems like you guys underestimate like the raw sensuality that-

1:13:23 Drew No, no, Kristen. No, we don't underestimate the raw sensuality.

1:13:26 Adam How dare you speak to a man of such exquisite passion as Dr. Drew and sell him that he's not sensitive to raw sensuality.

1:13:33 Drew Sensual, sensual men like ourselves.

1:13:35 Adam First off, Drew is a sensualist.

1:13:37 Drew How dare you?

1:13:38 Caller Okay.

1:13:39 Caller How dare you?

1:13:41 Drew What you underestimate is how diverse women are. And there's plenty of women like you, but most are not like you.

1:13:47 Adam No.

1:13:47 Drew And this is the point. And every woman thinks that the other women is somehow lying or distorted, haven't figured the key out yet. And the fact is the reality of the diversity in the X chromosome is so profound that the women's sexual functioning has expressed a phenomenally complex variety.

1:14:04 Adam Well, as a guy, I could only imagine if I met another guy and it was like, I was like, yeah, this chick had huge cans and she popped in a porn and started performing oral on me. The guy went, ugh.

1:14:20 Drew Why'd that do that for you? That's something for you?

1:14:22 Adam How uncomfortable. Yeah, I'd be like, are you high? I'd start beating him with my shoe. I keep a slipper just for beating guys who disagree with me sexually.

1:14:31 Drew Or if you were to think to yourself, you'd be like, I'm thinking, well, I can't talk about that because I understand what he's talking about. It's different for me.

1:14:38 Adam Yeah, yeah.

1:14:38 Drew What's he talking about?

1:14:39 Adam So the point is, is women are all over the sexual male.

1:14:44 Drew It has nothing to do with, very little to do with the social context. They're just a fantastically diverse biology there. It turns out the Y chromosome comes in sort of one type. So what makes a male a male is pretty much the same across all males. But what makes a female female and her sexual functioning is terrifically diverse.

1:15:01 Adam So, Kristen, I, you're, you're more, you're what you call androgenized.

1:15:04 Drew So for you, things that are more masculine types of arousal systems, things that are more visual or into it for you, they're women that have absolutely zero on the visual frontier.

1:15:14 Adam The, the, but the advice of, you know, reading something erotic certainly couldn't hurt, but it's just going to sort of move them in that direction. Eventually, if they ain't able to run some water on themselves or drop a finger, they ain't going to get there.

1:15:31 Caller Well, I'm just trying to help, you know.

1:15:32 Adam No, I pre, I appreciate it. I think that...

1:15:35 Drew But what I find so fascinating is, with talking to Kristen, is that so many women just sort of announce how all women are, because that's how they are. Therefore, all women must be that way. And I can understand how they could feel that way, but it's not, unfortunately. The way it bewilders me is why women don't talk amongst themselves.

1:15:52 Adam Well...

1:15:53 Drew The ones that are different than Kristen are afraid to speak up to the Christians. You know what I'm saying?

1:15:57 Adam Right. But even if they do, the Christians of the world just say they're doing something wrong, or if you'd listen to me, or I could show you how to do it.

1:16:05 Drew Right. So they feel flawed, and then the magazines tell them they're flawed because they don't have organisms like 17-year-old males, so they clam up.

1:16:12 Adam Right.

1:16:13 Caller All right.

1:16:14 Adam Let's talk to Jonathan, his 20. Jonathan?

1:16:17 Drew What's up, Adam? Hang on a second, Jonathan. Interesting, I didn't know that Kristen is not the multi-orgasmic type of female either.

1:16:24 Caller Let's see. Hold on, Jonathan.

1:16:26 Caller I'm still here.

1:16:27 Adam Kristen?

1:16:27 Caller I'm still here.

1:16:28 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:16:29 Adam Are you multi-orgasmic?

1:16:31 Caller You know, interestingly enough, I've never had an orgasm through penetration. I've only been able to do it through masturbation once in a while.

1:16:38 Drew All right. Now, I want you to imagine there are women that have orgasms only with penetration and will have 30 orgasms in a session. Imagine that. What is that?

1:16:48 Adam Hold on. I got to kill myself.

1:16:50 Drew Okay. Now, how come you can't do that, Kristin? You know, I would... You underestimate what women can do. You underestimate it.

1:16:56 Adam The problem is, is when a guy's effing you, you have to let your mind go, okay?

1:17:02 Caller Or if you knew where your g-spot was, you must be doing something wrong.

1:17:06 Adam You're not in touch with your body, okay? Because then if the guy was effing you, you'd have a thousand like me.

1:17:12 Drew No, that's just a different kind of construct, construct. A different female. Oh, true.

1:17:18 Caller You see?

1:17:18 Adam Touche, my friend.

1:17:20 Caller Touche.

1:17:21 Caller All right, baby doll.

1:17:22 Caller Good luck.

1:17:23 Drew Enjoy.

1:17:23 Adam All right, there you go. And those chicks, yeah, would be, yes. And them giving advice to Kristen about how to just relax.

1:17:30 Drew You're gonna have multiple orgasms then, of course. No, never gonna happen.

1:17:32 Adam Right. All right, Jonathan, what's happening, brother man?

1:17:36 Adam.

1:17:37 Drew Corolla.

1:17:39 Caller Adam, I'd like to let you know that I got a group of my friends who played that today. They all get along pretty good, dude.

1:17:43 Drew From what?

1:17:44 Adam They played, they played Adam Corolla in the pool?

1:17:47 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:17:48 Caller Oh, awesome.

1:17:49 Caller Yeah. This is our first instance.

1:17:52 Adam And hopefully not the last of people.

1:17:55 Caller A bunch of people were looking at it like, what the hell are you doing? You know, but I told them it's a new game.

1:18:00 Caller Yeah.

1:18:00 Drew In LA is in a public pool?

1:18:02 Adam Yeah.

1:18:03 Drew Yeah.

1:18:03 Caller Yeah.

1:18:04 Adam You know, you've arrived when you're in the public pool.

1:18:08 Drew Yeah.

1:18:09 Caller Adam, I was gonna talk to you about that red arrow thing, dude. I got pulled over for it.

1:18:13 Caller Really?

1:18:14 Adam Yes.

1:18:14 Caller Now how?

1:18:16 Caller I got myself out of the ticket, though.

1:18:17 Adam Now, I've been begging everyone just to drive through the red arrows when the signal's green.

1:18:23 Caller I did it.

1:18:24 Adam And what? Now what?

1:18:25 Drew Where was the cop?

1:18:26 Adam Where was the cop?

1:18:27 Caller The cop was actually, like, if you're making a left, the cop was, like, on a driveway. It was one of those motorcycle cops that pretty much are hiding to catch the speeders.

1:18:34 Drew Behind you?

1:18:35 Caller Yeah, like, no, in front of me. Like, when I made a left and I was already on the other side, he came up from the driveway. He was already on the block that I was turning onto.

1:18:42 Drew How could he see the arrow? He must have known he'd been sitting there for a while.

1:18:45 Adam He'd been sitting there for a while.

1:18:46 Caller Yeah, he was sitting there for a while. He was usually out there.

1:18:49 Adam So he was there with his radar gun, and you basically just came right into his trap.

1:18:54 Caller Pretty much.

1:18:55 Adam Oh, so what happened?

1:18:57 Drew I'm just thinking about the trap I went into.

1:18:59 Caller I know, so he pulls me over, right? He says, you know what you did wrong, son? And I said, no, I don't. He said, you just went through a red arrow. I was like, technically it's green. I see the big bright green circle, and it's safe for me to go. Why couldn't I go? He's like, but there's a red sign. I was like, there's no signs out here that says I can't go on red. So he's all, and then he starts arguing about it, and he's like, you know what, son, I'm gonna let you go off with a warning this time, but don't do it.

1:19:22 Adam Really? Yeah. Yeah. Well, good man. Hey, listen, everybody, I'm into the spirit of law.

1:19:28 Drew I mean, you didn't blame Adam, Jonathan, you didn't say Adam Corolla says I've got to do this. It's a movement, don't you understand? Join us.

1:19:35 Adam I'm telling you, I had a van driver, the guy drove me from the killer's van driver.

1:19:41 Caller What?

1:19:42 Drew What?

1:19:43 Adam The killers, the band, the killers.

1:19:45 Caller Yes.

1:19:46 Drew You mean the bus driver?

1:19:49 Adam No, they had a van. They had their own van. You know, I realized that I was hanging around with Dickey Barrett from the Boss Tones yesterday at the big event. Dickey is probably a veteran of 2000 of these types of shows.

1:20:04 Drew Yeah.

1:20:05 Adam And so I was like, well, we got to wait for the shuttle bus to get us over to the Marriott. And he's, oh, no, we don't. I thought, well, what's your plan? And we ran into the lead singer of the killers, talked to him for a second, said, where's your van? He says, right over there. Where are you going? I'm going back in the venue. That van can give us a ride to the Marriott, right? And next thing you know, we're in a van. And you know the beauty of all guys who drive vans? Oh, they got a story, boy. All guys who drive, guys who drive have a story. And the thing about guys who drive, you're in Florida. Oh, think about guys who drive. The thing that's funny about them is, is there's something that went on. You know, they owned a house when they were 21 years old. They had a successful business at 28. They, you know, it's like.

1:20:52 Drew Especially with the women, too, the female drivers.

1:20:54 Adam They keep talking. And there's a certain part of you that wants to go, why are you hauling my drunk ass back to the Marriott if things were going so well 20 years ago? And then it made me start thinking, oh, this could be my fate.

1:21:08 Caller Oh.

1:21:09 Caller I could be like, are you kidding? 18 years ago, I was bringing bands out on that venue.

1:21:16 Caller I was literally a millionaire.

1:21:18 Caller I was literally a millionaire before the Red Arrow lawsuit.

1:21:22 Drew Yeah. The guys are like, okay, Pops. Yeah, yeah, literally.

1:21:24 Adam Huh?

1:21:24 Caller Yeah.

1:21:26 Drew I bet they named a pool game after you. Ha ha ha.

1:21:28 Caller Yeah.

1:21:29 Adam Oh, someone else played Adam Corolla. Again, we're trying to replace the pool game, Marco Polo, with Adam Corolla. I don't think of that as narcissistic, by the way.

1:21:37 Drew Berlin? Oh yeah, not at all. 17.

1:21:39 Caller Hey, what's up?

1:21:40 Adam What's happening?

1:21:42 Caller Not much. Just listening to the radio and I heard this kid call in saying he played Adam Corolla, but I beat him. I played it on Friday with my friends.

1:21:50 Adam Wow.

1:21:51 Drew Where were you?

1:21:52 Caller At the Embassy Suites in Portland, Oregon. We snuck in and played Adam Corolla.

1:21:57 Adam You played around Adam Corolla in the pool.

1:21:59 Drew Snuck in and played. They weren't even jazzing.

1:22:00 Adam Sweet. I like that. I think about the Embassy Suites is no one thinks anyone's going to sneak in to a $43 in the hotel room. They figure they're going to be down at the four-star.

1:22:10 Drew Could you imagine when you were sneaking in to the Mulholland Club that one day people be in pool, crying, calling your name out?

1:22:18 Caller Yeah.

1:22:18 Adam Awesome.

1:22:19 Drew As you jumped off the roof into the pool below?

1:22:22 Adam Thank you, Berlin.

1:22:24 Drew You're welcome.

1:22:24 Caller I appreciate it. God bless you.

1:22:26 Adam I mean, really, I know I had to get it started.

1:22:28 Drew Berlin has made your day. Come on.

1:22:29 Caller She's made my day.

1:22:30 Drew You gotta give her a little more of a thanks than that. Come on.

1:22:32 Caller All right.

1:22:33 Drew Berlin.

1:22:33 Adam Berlin, was this... How many dudes were involved with this?

1:22:37 Caller Two dudes and two chicks.

1:22:39 Adam Oh, OK, because the dude is the sneak in part.

1:22:42 Caller Yeah.

1:22:42 Adam You know what I mean?

1:22:43 Caller Yeah.

1:22:43 Adam It's not all the chicks.

1:22:44 Caller Yeah, yeah.

1:22:44 Adam The dudes are, it's cool. Don't worry about it.

1:22:46 Caller They don't know, you know.

1:22:47 Drew Let's go.

1:22:48 Caller Yeah. All right, baby doll.

1:22:50 Adam Did you do this at night or during the day?

1:22:52 Caller It was probably around nine o'clock in the evening. Wow.

1:22:56 Caller Wow.

1:22:57 Adam And you played Adam Corolla. Awesome. Did anyone kick you out?

1:23:00 Caller No, we just walked in and we were, I mean, we were kind of scrubby looking and everything. We just walked in, they kind of stared at us, and we just went all the way upstairs and then we went into the pool and we waited for someone to come out.

1:23:09 Drew Portland indoor pool.

1:23:10 Adam No, indoor pool.

1:23:12 Caller Indoor pool.

1:23:13 Adam Nice. Oh, and you can hear the echoes.

1:23:15 Drew Yes, the beautiful ringing quality to your voice. It's that sonorous sound.

1:23:20 Adam Yeah.

1:23:20 Drew Adam Corolla.

1:23:22 Caller What a game.

1:23:23 Adam This is awesome. I'm really feeling good.

1:23:26 Drew Let's take a break.

1:23:26 Adam Let's take a break.

1:23:27 Drew Yeah, I can't get better than this.

1:23:28 Adam Yeah. We'll be right back after this.

1:23:34 Caller Love Line will be right back.

1:23:49 Adam Hey, everybody.

1:23:52 Drew Ha, ha, ha.

1:23:57 Adam Our next call, I'm just reading it. I'm a horrible reader and not dyslexic, just stupid. It says he's a cop and I just read, I just looked at it. I was trying to make some sense, and I read A cop. Drew's like, we got to take this call. I'm like, we got to talk to an A cop. Are you high? He's a cop. It's legal to run the red arrows.

1:24:22 Drew We better not underscore this to anybody.

1:24:24 Adam What do you got to tell us, brother?

1:24:27 Caller What's up? How are you guys doing tonight?

1:24:28 Drew We're good.

1:24:30 Caller Well, check this out. I was just curious myself, so I pulled out my vehicle code. This is California vehicle code, so it's not for the rest of the United States. If you guys want to write it down, 21453.

1:24:47 Adam Drew is frantically writing it down. I'm going to do it on a post-it so I can put it on my wallet.

1:24:51 Caller 21453.

1:24:53 Caller Parentheses C of the vehicle code.

1:24:57 Adam How do you draw parentheses? Those two? That's a backward C. Parentheses C. Yes.

1:25:04 Drew 21453C. Yes.

1:25:07 Caller Circular red or red arrow. A driver facing a steady red arrow signal shall not enter the intersection to make the movement indicated by the arrow and unless entering the intersection to make a movement permitted by another signal, shall stop at a clearly marked limit line. But if none, before entering the crosswalk on the near side of the intersection, or if none, then before entering the intersection, shall remain stopped until an indication permitting movement is shown.

1:25:42 Drew That's a green arrow.

1:25:43 Adam So far it sounds like I'm getting a ticket.

1:25:45 Caller No, negative, because if it's saying that there's an indicated indication of permitting movement shown, that would be your green light. Basically, a red arrow is to facilitate the flow of traffic during high traffic situations.

1:26:04 Caller That's right.

1:26:05 Drew We're all about that, by the way. We get that. But if there's low traffic...

1:26:08 Adam Why does it turn red? And why does it ever turn red?

1:26:11 Drew Why not just turn green to let us know?

1:26:12 Adam Why not just turn green and let people move?

1:26:15 Caller Because it's all based on sensors. It's based on cars sitting on the sensor loops that triggers the green light to go, or the red arrow to go, or the red, you know...

1:26:28 Adam So you're saying that the indication to turn left could be the signal turning green, not the arrow turning green?

1:26:37 Caller Yes.

1:26:38 Drew So any indicator to go?

1:26:41 Caller Now, so if you've got traffic and you've got a green light with the red arrow, and you go ahead and decide you're going to make that left turn and get clobbered by a car, then they're going to say, well, you're going to say, well, I was safe to go, because I had a green light, even though there was a red arrow, therefore I thought it was safe. They're going to say, well, technically you had that red arrow, you should have waited for it to turn green to clear. But on the other hand, you know, like I said, it's to facilitate the flow of traffic.

1:27:11 Drew So wait, so let me ask this, Tim.

1:27:13 Caller It's trying to keep gridlock from happening.

1:27:15 Drew No, we get all that. We understand it has a purpose. It's just that it's sort of overstated. And Tim, if we get a ticket, can we, will the policeman have a California vehicle code in his car? We could say, hey, please look this up. You'll see that I was with him. Am I right?

1:27:28 Caller Absolutely.

1:27:29 Adam Yeah, but I'm still not so sure it read like a proper excuse.

1:27:36 Caller Well, you know, it's one of those things where...

1:27:38 Drew Interpretation.

1:27:40 Caller Yeah, they're going to interpret it. And when you are able to pull that out, it's kind of like that...

1:27:45 Drew This is when you have your jury trial, Adam, you're going to get off.

1:27:48 Adam Right.

1:27:49 Caller When you see that kid who actually confronted the officer and said, hello, I had a green light and, you know, it was a red arrow, I was safe to go. I think the officer was kind of standing there with something in his hand, other than a ticket book, because he didn't have a leg to stand on.

1:28:05 Adam Well, Tim, I like the cut of your jib, by the way. A cop who's for the people. And by the way, you're calling from Placer County?

1:28:16 Caller Yeah, I'm actually a police officer in one of the local cities.

1:28:19 Adam Yeah, can't tell us which. Well, believe, do not try... Culver City. No, no. Do not transfer to Burbank, because they don't like your kind.

1:28:30 Caller They are at all.

1:28:32 Caller Yeah, I've worked in cities that are a letter of the law.

1:28:37 Caller Yeah.

1:28:37 Caller And it's no fun, because you pull someone over and you want to give them the benefit of the doubt and just kind of say, hey, drive on, just don't be so stupid, and you can't do that.

1:28:48 Drew Who sets that policy? Where does that still go on? Is that a cultural thing, or is somebody, some leader setting that up? I mean, if you wanted to complain about that, where would you go?

1:28:57 Caller For what, letter of the law versus spirit of the law?

1:28:59 Drew Yeah.

1:28:59 Adam Yeah, who sets these mandates? Because obviously the chicken-ass cops over in Burbank are P-whipped to the point where they have to hand out chicken-ass tickets all day long.

1:29:09 Drew So if we wanted to change Burbank, who would we go to?

1:29:11 Adam Yeah, they don't want to do it.

1:29:12 Caller You know, to be honest with you, I wouldn't have the perfect answer for that, but the only thing I can imagine is like the community that I am in, the people step forward and they say, you know, not enough enforcement of this has happened and not enough enforcement of that is happening.

1:29:27 Adam Right. But do you think there's, is there a person alive that said not enough chicken ass jaywalking tickets have been handed out? Is it citizen outrage? I got a ticket and a crosswalk.

1:29:40 Drew You gotta go to the mayor's office or the police commissioner or something like that.

1:29:42 Adam All right, well thanks.

1:29:43 Drew We need a Teddy Roosevelt. We need more Theodore Roosevelt's in our time.

1:29:46 Adam Thanks, Tim.

1:29:46 Drew People that come in and sort of scrub things up, you know, in sensible ways. You know, scrub up corruption, get things set up the way people want it to be set up.

1:29:56 Adam Yeah, it'd be nice. It'd be nice. And it'd be nice if the people just stood up and said, Yeah, he was a police commissioner before he was president. Roosevelt was?

1:30:03 Drew New York City police commissioner.

1:30:04 Adam Did not know that. Did not know that.

1:30:09 Caller Sheila?

1:30:10 What's up?

1:30:11 Caller You're 15?

1:30:12 16.

1:30:13 Adam You're 16. All right, what's up?

1:30:16 Caller Okay, well, the first time I ever, well, I never actually have had anal sex, but I want to.

1:30:21 Drew Well, wait a minute. This is this Public Access Civic Pride Week. What are we talking about here? I understand.

1:30:27 Adam It's anal sex, right?

1:30:28 Drew I thought we were talking about changing governments and. No.

1:30:31 Adam Well, we run the gamut here.

1:30:33 Drew Okay.

1:30:34 Adam Go ahead. We went from the thin blue line to the fat brown line. Thanks, Drew. That's why they call me Ace.

1:30:44 Drew Yeah, that's good.

1:30:46 Caller Go ahead, Sheila.

1:30:48 Caller Okay. I just wanted to know a way to make it easier.

1:30:54 Drew Wait a minute, you're 15.

1:30:55 Adam No, 16.

1:30:56 Drew 16. Totally different.

1:30:57 Adam Well, big difference in anal years, I got to tell you.

1:31:01 Drew Yeah. Times 7. Is there a, how old's the boyfriend?

1:31:06 Caller He's 17.

1:31:09 Drew It hurts because it hurts and that's your body telling you not to do anything. Just relax. Come on, you're 16 years old, for God sakes. This means like you were physically abused or something, right? Somebody hit you?

1:31:21 Caller No.

1:31:22 Drew Why the need for high levels of arousal at 15, 16?

1:31:25 Caller Nothing. I just wanted to try it.

1:31:27 Drew No, no, no, no, no. See, that's not how people are, no, that's not what motivates at 16.

1:31:32 Adam Where's your dad?

1:31:35 Caller My dad, I live with my stepdad. My dad's retarded.

1:31:40 Drew What happened with him?

1:31:41 Caller He, I don't know, he puts like money above me and my little brother.

1:31:48 Drew And why did you hit you and your mom and he split up?

1:31:51 Caller Um, over money because he's just.

1:31:54 Drew How old were you when they split up?

1:31:56 Caller Um, I was around six fish.

1:32:01 Drew Did you witness a lot of fighting in the home?

1:32:03 Caller No, I don't remember much of anything.

1:32:06 Adam Do you have contact with him?

1:32:08 Caller Um, I could, my little brother does, but I don't, I tell him I don't want to talk to him.

1:32:12 Drew Why? What's he done that's so horrible?

1:32:13 Adam Yeah, he likes money?

1:32:15 Caller Um, well, because he put, I don't know, like when me and my little brother were like smaller, he still like had contact with us. And then like his new wife or whatever didn't like my mom. So she told him that she didn't want him to have any contact with us. And then so he did it. And then after she left him, he decided to come back to us. And then he has this thing where like he tries to buy people, like five, I don't know, buy love.

1:32:40 Adam I hear people saying that, my dad, you can't buy me with that Toyota Supra and those, those box tickets that I'm like.

1:32:47 Drew You only wish your dad tried to buy you.

1:32:51 Adam How about you cough up a softball, you old cheap bastard?

1:32:54 Drew All right Sheila, there's something much more going on here that you're willing to admit. Much, much more.

1:32:58 Adam Oh, please somebody, oh, what if my dad tried to buy me? Oh, it would be awesome. Even if he just tried to buy himself some junk that I could have used. All right, Sheila, I don't know, looking at everything.

1:33:10 Drew Yeah, the reason you're doing what you're doing.

1:33:12 Adam You're an angry baby doll.

1:33:13 Drew A lot going on here, more than you're willing to look at realistically, or your feelings that is.

1:33:16 Caller All right, we'll take a break.

1:33:18 Adam We'll be back. Well, there you have it, everybody.

1:33:59 Drew Let's go out and start turning left.

1:34:00 Adam I'm just gonna pull Brody's and E-Bike's out in the main intercession. We're gonna take ourselves a little break. George Garcia is coming in here from Lost, and Melinda Clark in here from the OC.

1:34:13 Drew I think Darrell Hammond may be in this week, too.

1:34:14 Adam Oh, really? Well, it's good people. Troubled, but good.

1:34:17 Drew Spend a lot of time with him. We'll take a little break.

1:34:21 Adam Until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahala.

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