Episode 1000710693578

0:00 Drew Does he help in the show?

0:01 Well, yeah, he does.

0:04 Drew He does. Is he your assistant after the show?

0:06 No, he's my assistant.

0:13 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Sexually-oriented content.

0:20 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

0:21 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Listener discretion is advised.

0:25 Voiceover This is Loveline. With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

0:32 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. You see the freeway signs lit up on your way in tonight, Drew?

0:46 Drew Click it or tick it. Buckle up.

0:49 Adam Buckle up.

0:50 Drew We know they can be lit.

0:51 Adam Yeah. Yeah. And now they're never lit to tell you about anything that you'd like to know about. But if you do pass under one with your seatbelt on, you'll be reminded that your seatbelt is on.

1:01 Drew And or if you.

1:01 Adam I'll actually pop it off and then pop it back on again just to act like I'm doing something. Yeah. Yeah.

1:07 Drew And then amber alerts, of course.

1:09 Adam The amber alerts, right?

1:10 Drew Yeah. And then.

1:12 Adam That's it.

1:12 Drew Traffic alerts at 3 a.m. at distant cities in San Diego.

1:17 Adam Yeah. All I'm saying is, as far as the city and the traffic goes out here in Los Angeles, it's a dismal place to drive. Everything is about slow it down and be careful. And in a city that has the most congestion of any city in the country, the slow it down decree seems borderline retarded.

1:38 Drew Irresponsible.

1:39 Adam Yeah. Slow it down, take it easy, and put your seatbelt on. It should be shake your ass, muck shnell. Let's go. Let's get it going now. Let's move it. Let's hustle. That's what we need. I don't know.

1:53 Drew Move it or remove it.

1:54 Adam And by the way, hustling is a great thing in all other facets of life.

2:00 Drew Yes.

2:00 Adam When it comes to sports, when it comes to business, professions, school, anything. Oh, that guy hustles. Nobody hustles. This guy's 110%. Never stops moving. No half speed. No, it's 100. It's a virtue. Hustle is virtue.

2:16 Drew Except.

2:17 Adam Except for when you get in your car, then you become a maniac.

2:20 Drew If you hustle.

2:21 Adam If you hustle. Kiss my hustling ass. I want to get places faster.

2:26 Drew It's discriminatory, isn't it, against people who are hustling?

2:29 Adam You're punished for being efficient behind the wheel.

2:32 Drew Because then the guy that honks at you is the good citizen. Well done. Well done.

2:36 Adam Right. I like to hustle, ironically, only when I'm driving. I get home, the pants come off, the TV goes on, and the hustling stops.

2:48 Drew Strangely.

2:49 Adam All right, so click it or tick it. And by the way, that is a four in advertising terms.

2:57 Drew You know, they used my voice for that whole thing.

2:59 Adam They did?

3:00 Drew Is that you? Unknown to me.

3:02 Adam Oh really? That's you on TV?

3:04 Drew No, not on TV, but the radio. I got this.

3:06 Adam I've heard it.

3:07 Drew I've got our buddy Max calls and goes, hey, would you just read this for me? We're gonna work with the Highway Patrol. I just wanna see how you do this. And then I hear it everywhere.

3:15 Adam Yeah.

3:15 Drew Everywhere.

3:16 Adam Yeah.

3:17 Drew What?

3:18 Adam I got one for the Highway Patrol. It's not quite as clever as Click It or Ticket, and it doesn't have the flow. I'm still working it out. It's a little rough around the edges. But how about you pussies stop riding chicken ass tickets and let us effing live our lives and continue paying your goddamn salaries?

3:35 Drew That's not the Highway Patrol so much as the individual cities.

3:37 Adam That's the cities that's Burbank and the Highway Patrol.

3:40 Drew Yeah.

3:40 Adam I know it's not quite as clean as Click It or Ticket.

3:43 Drew What is it again?

3:46 Adam How about you pussies stop riding chicken ass tickets and let us get from point A to point B in our cars with these 140 mile an hour speed rated tires, crumpled zones, side impact, crush areas, and assisted anti-lock brake situations? All right. How about you just leave us alone and let us drive and then you go ahead and worry about the crazy Samoan guys that commandeered their mother-in-law's SUV and are trying to blow up LAX? How about you do the stuff you see on TV? How about this for all cops? Samoans? Yeah. How about this for the folks, for the law enforcement people out there? Here's my new decree. The stuff you see on TV, that's the stuff you get to do. You don't see any chicken SJ walking tickets given out on CSI or TJ Hooker or any shows like that. You don't get to do it. Just the good stuff, the homicides, hookers are showing up dead, right?

4:39 Drew Yeah.

4:40 Adam Yeah, there's terrorists down at the harbor, all that juicy stuff. You know the reason you got in it in the first place? That's the stuff you get to do. All right?

4:48 Drew Perfect.

4:48 All right.

4:49 Adam You ready to rock?

4:50 Drew Let's go.

4:51 Adam Should I give my new decree, my new saying one more time or I think it's good?

4:56 Drew Hey, you pussies. The hey, you pussy decree. Yeah. I think they got it.

4:59 Adam You got that?

4:59 Drew The hey, you pussy decree.

5:01 Adam Yeah. Shanna? Yeah. Click it or tick it. Who doesn't put their seatbelt on anyway? What percentage?

5:08 Drew Well, there was a bunch of accidents over the weekend.

5:10 Adam And who cares?

5:11 Drew Throwing out their cars.

5:12 Adam Good. You're an idiot. You don't put your seatbelt on. It's your business. And by the way, we're living in a country, I was just watching 60 Minutes last night, the 50 caliber assassin's rifle that shoot commercial aircraft down from a mile away. That's legal. You know what I mean? Don't worry about the seat belts. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. Shanna. Oh, wait a minute. That's Jennifer.

5:37 Drew Shanna.

5:38 Adam Shanna. Shanna. Shanna.

5:40 Shanna. Hey, what's up?

5:41 Adam Shanna. When does it become Shanna? Two N's?

5:44 Drew Two N's.

5:45 Adam Yeah. Do we need a Shanna in a Shanna? And by the way, okay, but shouldn't there be an I in there too? Why is it become an A?

5:57 Drew With single continents surrounded by two vowels?

5:59 Adam Blah, blah, fat. Go ahead, Shanna.

6:04 Well, I just had a baby about six months ago. And ever since, I seem to have a problem with controlling my bladder during sex.

6:14 Drew When you have orgasm, you lose your urine?

6:17 Yeah. It just depends on which way we're doing it. But not only that, but I mean, I have a problem when I'm just, you know, walking too. But my main concern is sex because it's becoming a problem for me now.

6:31 Drew Okay. This is what's called female orgasmic incontinence. And the reason I know it's that and not female ejaculation is that you have other incontinence problems when you laugh, sneeze, jump up and down. You have incontinence and it is a complication of a vaginal delivery. Did you have a tear when you delivered? Yeah. Yeah.

6:51 Adam Why? I mean, why does it do that?

6:53 Drew The whole vaginal area gets ripped up by pregnant by delivering.

6:56 Adam Yeah. But what controls the flow of the urine? Is that the bladders, is that the urethra, is that the muscles around it?

7:04 Drew Where's my anatomy book? Chris, anatomy book.

7:06 Adam Chris doesn't know what anatomy is. He goes to junior college. Pictures of bodies, Chris.

7:11 Drew Bottom line is that changes the-

7:14 Adam It's like naked people with no skin.

7:17 Drew Yeah. Yeah. Or cut in half.

7:19 Yeah.

7:19 Drew Yeah.

7:19 There.

7:20 Adam Now he's got it.

7:20 Drew There we go. Yeah. Hang on a second, Sharon.

7:23 Why does it happen?

7:24 Adam Hold on. Drew's going to show me the picture that I don't want to see. You who would like to see it, ironically, aren't going to be able to see it. But Drew, what does it do?

7:34 Drew The baby comes down this canal here, and it tears up all this musculature in through here, and it changes the direction of the bladder a little bit, so it's heading much more towards Mecca here. It's not a nice angle to it. But it's heading directly to the floor. And so the gravity is pushing it down. The muscles don't work so well. And so there you go.

7:54 Adam Kegel exercises?

7:55 Drew Kegel exercise, but really an operation.

7:57 Adam Really?

7:57 Drew Yeah, you need an operation for this typically.

7:59 Adam Boob job?

7:59 Drew Bladder sling.

8:01 Adam Bladder sling?

8:02 Drew There are various repairs.

8:04 Adam Bladder sling sounds like something a trucker would use.

8:06 Drew He might. He might use one. Instead of a boda bag, use a bladder sling.

8:10 Adam Yeah, you don't leave without your thermos in your bladder sling. Bladder sling.

8:16 Drew You know, like a lumberjack might use one too.

8:19 Adam Yeah. Long haul truckers, lumberjacks, and guys who work on tuna boats all have to use the bladder sling.

8:25 Drew So basically, they come in here and they'll repair all the excess tissue here in the top part of the vagina and support the bladder, so.

8:32 Adam But is she at that point?

8:33 Drew Yeah, if you're peeing all the time when you're walking around and when you have sex.

8:37 Adam You're doing it when you're walking around?

8:39 Well, it's not that bad, but I mean if I start running or if I laugh really hard, it happens.

8:45 Drew And here's the deal, you're 24. Most women get this when they're 40, 50, 60. So this is something I would definitely look into. There are medications to help with this too, but usually at your age I would think an operation would be the way to go.

8:55 Adam Hmm, easy one. And shouldn't the surgeons catch it during the pregnancy? Is there any way to check up on it?

9:05 Drew No, you really, it's hard to, that whole area gets traumatized by vaginal delivery and it's hard to tell what's gonna happen functionally. Whether you have more constipation, more bladder problems. And I am interested in taking calls tonight about female ejaculation. Anybody who's a gusher, please feel free to call. I want to talk to you.

9:20 Well, I...

9:21 Drew You're a gusher?

9:22 Well...

9:23 Drew I didn't know that.

9:24 I didn't want to talk about it on the air.

9:25 Drew Well, here's your chance. There's no reason to be embarrassed. It's fine.

9:28 Adam Yeah, but I get in a kind of a shame spiral with it. Because I gush and I feel bad and that makes me gush more.

9:34 Drew And your boyfriend, he's okay with it?

9:37 Adam Lou, he liked it at first.

9:39 Drew And then what?

9:40 Adam Well, now he says he likes it, but I don't believe him.

9:42 Drew Does it happen during oral sex too?

9:44 Adam Oral, anal, felcial. It's all, it's all.

9:52 Drew It's all there.

9:53 Adam Yeah. Your drum roll. It's all there.

9:58 Drew I'm particularly interested in the felcial.

10:00 Adam Yeah. So slow. At least he was until the gushing began. Very sad.

10:06 Drew Yeah.

10:06 Adam Can we keep going? I'm getting in my shame spiral.

10:09 Drew It's okay. It's all right. It's a good thing. A lot of women do it. It's not a big deal. It's very common.

10:14 Adam Most guys are impressed.

10:15 Drew Most guys are impressed.

10:16 Adam It doesn't ease the pain, hearing that other people-

10:19 Drew Don't gush?

10:20 Adam No, no. Hearing about how others share your shame.

10:24 Drew Wait till you hear all the enthusiastic gushers that are out there. A lot of them, they have great joy in their habits and their talents.

10:30 Adam Well, my man says he likes it. I just don't believe it. Maybe that's just insecurity.

10:34 Drew That's just you, that's just insecurity. Are you upset when he masturbates?

10:38 Adam Well, when he's on the Internet, yeah, because I know he's not thinking of me.

10:42 Drew So when he looks at other women?

10:45 Adam Well, again, that makes me insecure.

10:47 Drew Insecure, about how you feel physically.

10:49 Adam Yeah. Because I-

10:50 Drew Yeah. He's been doing that for a long time. It doesn't have anything to do with you. He'll do it long. He's done it long before you arrived. He'll do it long after.

10:57 Adam He says that too, but again, shame spiral. Monica?

11:01 Drew Yeah.

11:02 Adam You're 24?

11:03 Caller Yeah.

11:04 Adam What's up?

11:07 Caller I kind of wanted to find out when my husband and I have sex, it hurts real bad.

11:15 Drew Husband, has it always been that way? Yeah.

11:19 Adam Always. With everybody you've been with?

11:22 Drew Or has it just been with him?

11:24 Caller Just been with him.

11:25 Drew Is he the only partner?

11:26 Caller Yeah.

11:27 Drew So I know that's what she meant.

11:29 Adam I knew that. I knew that's what she meant too. Thank God I know we have the world's dumbest callers on this show.

11:33 Drew Okay. So how long have you guys been sexually active? Oh, the call, the phone.

11:38 Adam Yeah.

11:39 Drew How long?

11:40 Adam Now.

11:42 Caller Seven months.

11:42 Drew Seven months you've been sexually active. So you were a virgin until you were 24, right?

11:47 Caller Yes.

11:47 Drew Okay. Anything we should know about? Any sexual abuse, physical abuse? No.

11:53 Caller I went to the gynecologist and I had an exam.

11:57 Drew Yeah. Good.

11:58 Caller And they said everything like anatomically was fine.

12:01 Drew Okay. Again, any sexual abuse, physical abuse, anything we should know about?

12:06 Caller Negative.

12:06 Drew Negative. And is there any reason you waited so long to be a virgin? Are you freaked out about sexuality for some reason?

12:12 Caller No. Just personal choice.

12:13 Drew Okay.

12:14 Adam No, no, no, no. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm going to give you a choice. Religious, not job. A survivor of an incest. Fat.

12:25 Caller When I was younger, it originally was like religion, but as I got older, it became my own choice.

12:31 Caller Okay.

12:32 Adam It's religion.

12:33 Drew It's related.

12:33 Caller I just didn't want to like put weight on.

12:35 Caller I just didn't want to give myself away to a bunch of guys and you know.

12:38 Drew All right, it's fine. It's all good. Now, being anxious is probably the most common reason that somebody has pain like you're describing. Is the pain right at the point at which you start having sex?

12:51 Caller Um, sometimes, yeah, and sometimes, no.

12:56 Adam All right, I'm falling asleep.

12:59 Caller Sometimes I can suck it up and just like let him push through.

13:03 Drew Yeah, so that, look, that's the whole point. It's the point of penetration that's painful for you and that is a function of either vaginismus and or anxiety.

13:10 Adam Well, she's only been having sex for seven months.

13:12 Drew Right. And you got to kind of get used to this. You got to kind of work it in, so to speak. Both emotionally and physically.

13:18 Adam Is there a, is there a prime for your vagina? Like, to me.

13:25 Drew If you pass a window, does the vagina sort of.

13:26 Adam Her vagina is like a banana that's starting to turn. You know, it's starting to get those brown spots.

13:31 Drew Is it shrinking?

13:33 Adam It's just, it smells different. You know, it's starting to change. What I'm saying is, is if you don't have sex, you know, 18, 19, 20, you start getting into 24. I mean, if you wait until you're 35 to do it for the first time, would it be?

13:48 Drew Probably not that big a deal. If you wait until you're 50, yes. But the changes between 45 and 60 are different than between 15 and 30. 15 and 30 should not be much different.

13:57 Adam But then there's this sort of weird baggage-y emotional part that goes along with this.

14:01 Drew She's freaked out about it. You gotta relax, you gotta learn how to relax. Use some lube, relax.

14:05 Adam Work it in with your guy.

14:06 Drew And your boyfriend, your husband needs to be very, sort of, gentle.

14:09 Adam All right, let's talk to Rebecca, who's 18. Rebecca?

14:14 Caller Yes.

14:15 Adam What's up?

14:16 Caller All right. I read something in a magazine where it says, it talks about people who get piercings. Is it okay if I read you, like, this little paragraph to?

14:25 Drew It's nothing we don't know about people who have piercings. They all have been abused, mostly physically.

14:29 Adam Yeah, go ahead. What magazine? High Times?

14:32 Caller It's a women's magazine.

14:33 Adam Okay.

14:34 Drew Did I interview with one of us?

14:36 Adam Women's magazine. What's it called?

14:39 Caller It's called Allure.

14:40 Adam Oh, Allure, okay. By the way, let me ask you about women's magazines. We have 279 of them. Do we need 280?

14:49 Drew What's up with these crazy broads? They all have the same stuff, right?

14:52 Adam The same advertisement, same junk, Satisfier Man.

14:55 Drew The things that men don't care about.

14:56 Adam Yeah.

14:57 Drew Encouraging women to do things and focus on and spend time thinking about things that men are not interested in.

15:01 Adam Yeah, and then they occasionally get that bikini season is right around the corner and a couple of diet things and then The spa, spa stuff, skin care. 150 things you can do with a hot glue gun and yeah, spa, retreats, get away. It really just breeds envy. What it is is chicks look at these magazines and they go, why am I not there?

15:22 Drew Well, no, I disagree with you. You know what they do? They go, I am there. They're transported by it and then pow, they land back on earth again. Then they're envious.

15:30 Adam Well, okay, so eight seconds later, they're envious. What do you think I'm talking about? The point is, is my wife shuts the magazine and says, did you see where Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro went? They went to Negril and there's a beautiful spa. And it's like-

15:53 Drew No, no, there's still more. And you never take me-

15:56 Adam Yeah, we went to the Grand Canyon for our honeymoon. You did, Dave. It's like all they do is look at stuff about, they imagine the fantasies about how happy these people are. Oh, look at them. Oh, look at Catherine Zeta-Jones. She's on her own island. Oh, she's getting a hot sand rub down at the surf there while she's being served. And it's like everyone just looks at it and goes, how come I'm not there? Why isn't that-

16:23 Drew How come you don't take me there?

16:24 Adam Why don't you take me there? Oh, boy, am I dissatisfied. There should be- You know why? And here's what it is. You know, this is a problem with chicks. Now, guys, we sit around and look at magazines where it's like, oh, look at the carnage in Kosovo. You see, we see bodies like floating in the street and we go, man, I'm happy to be in this country. They look at pictures of people down on an endless white sand beach and say, oh, look at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes from where they're going to. We look at genocide in Rwanda pictures and we're happy to be on our sofa. They're pissed as hell to be on our sofa. Yes, I call it my sofa. That's what I call it. See what I'm saying? In all these magazines with all these celebrities, all say, oh, on the red carpet, oh, another opening, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah. These people are all either high or miserable or both. Please, who are you kidding? Women buy into all this crap. Oh, look what Oprah's doing today. Oprah's got some more tips. Look, she's telling, oh, look how she lives. Yeah, everyone, she has 3,000 employees.

17:30 Drew You fail to finish the thought, which is why don't you? Why don't we do this? What's the matter with you?

17:34 Adam Yes, please, with these magazines, please. Everyone looks good, everyone's airbrushed, everyone looks great in their bathing suit. No, they just get all green with envy.

17:44 Drew All right, so we'll finish the review.

17:46 Adam Okay. What the hell? Look, how about you broads pick up a textbook every once in a while? How about you learn something about World War II? How about you learn one goddamn thing about World War II? How about you even learn who the ally in the Axis powers were? How about you figure out what side Germany and Japan were on? How about you figure out one thing about World War II? Could you do that? Or is it all? It's all gotta be, you know, grow your own gourd with Martha Stewart. Just nonsense. And by the way, crap you never do anyway. Oh, look at Martha Stewart. She, she shot her own wild turkey and then dressed it herself and then put... How about you go do that then? No, you just want to go to the grill with Tom Cruise. Oh, please. How about you learn something about a war? Just one thing about one war.

18:37 Drew Rebecca?

18:39 Caller Yep.

18:39 Drew Before, just to make Adam happy, who were the Axis powers and who were the Allied powers?

18:44 Caller What?

18:45 Drew Oh.

18:46 Adam World War II?

18:49 Caller Yeah, I know this. I just learned it actually.

18:51 Drew Who? Axis powers? The Axis?

18:54 Caller You want me to tell you the sides to it?

18:57 Drew Who were the countries that made up the Axis?

18:59 Adam She just learned it, Drew. Leave her alone.

19:00 Drew Yeah.

19:01 Adam It's good.

19:01 Drew You're going to be happy. She'll know it.

19:04 All right.

19:07 Drew Would you do when you've learned something, you laugh when someone asks you to repeat it?

19:11 Adam Take her word for it. She knows it.

19:12 Drew Really? You're okay with that?

19:14 Adam No. She doesn't know.

19:16 Drew Okay. Rebecca, so read the three-building copy.

19:19 Adam How old is Tom Cruise?

19:21 Caller I don't care about Tom Cruise.

19:22 Adam Oh, really? What do you care about?

19:25 Caller I don't read magazines to look at all the chicks and think about, oh, God, I wish I was that glamorous. I read them to find out what people are saying because it's interesting because the article that I'm talking about, it's interesting because they're talking about how people with multiple peers-

19:40 Adam All right, wait a minute. I got a better idea.

19:41 Drew I want to hear it.

19:43 Adam How about, you know how chicks, they're not good at math, so they got that stupid, that tip sheet, tip chart cheat sheet in there. You pull it in wallets, the laminated things, like you go out to lunch, it's $36.95, you go down the thing, you go over the thing at 15 percent, that would be $4.10. They do that thing. They need that for wars. It's just the-

20:09 Drew At least Civil War and Second World War.

20:11 Adam Cheat sheet. I know, I almost said sheet for wars. Yeah, just like-

20:17 Drew It's two wars, two wars.

20:18 Adam Two wars. Just-

20:19 Drew Pick your wars.

20:20 Adam Here's what year World War II started. Here's what year it ended. Here's what triggered it, here's who was in it, and a couple MacArthur and maybe Eisenhower. All right? That's all I'm saying. Rebecca?

20:35 Drew So what does it say?

20:36 Adam So you just learned the ally and access powers?

20:39 Caller I'm sorry?

20:40 Adam You learned about the ally and access powers?

20:42 Caller Yes.

20:43 Adam Okay.

20:43 Drew Quickly get it out there. So they told you in the piercings that people have multiple piercings have abuse issues, right?

20:49 Caller That they've been exposed to multiple traumas.

20:50 Drew Right. That's a very common thing. We've been saying that for years that particular people.

20:53 Caller Yeah, I know. But I mean, I don't heavily agree with that because I mean, I have-

20:57 Drew Rebecca? Rebecca? That's not an agree or disagree. That's just a fact. That people have particularly aggressive piercings, not talking about your nose and your ears and your lip. People that have clitoral hood piercings and bones through their neck and stuff like that. Things are really clearly enacting out as opposed to just sort of a fashion expression.

21:15 Adam What do you got, Rebecca?

21:17 Caller I have my belly button, my tongue, and I was getting my nipples pierced.

21:23 Drew You're getting warm.

21:24 Adam You're at least angry at your stepdad.

21:26 Yeah.

21:27 Drew There's something going on.

21:28 Caller No, I don't have. I come from a good family, I mean, but my friend Natalie, she has everything pierced on her, like basically her genitals, her belly button, her tongue.

21:41 Drew So just check out her history. Somebody did something to her. Yeah, I know.

21:43 Caller I mean, she had a friend who passed away and about two years ago, ever since then, she got multiple piercings. So I mean, I do agree with them in a sense, but then.

21:53 Adam What's going on with you? Where's your dad?

21:56 Caller My dad, I choose not to talk to him.

21:59 Drew All right, well, that's what we're talking about, Rebecca. That's a trauma.

22:02 Adam But everything's cool between the two of you?

22:04 Drew Other than that, everything's beautiful.

22:06 Caller I'm sorry?

22:06 Drew Other than that, everything's beautiful.

22:07 Adam You choose not to talk to your dad?

22:09 Caller Okay, I couldn't hear that.

22:11 Drew One more time.

22:11 Adam You don't want, you choose not to talk to your dad?

22:14 Caller Yes, I choose not to.

22:15 Adam Why?

22:15 Caller Why? Because I just don't.

22:19 All right.

22:20 Adam She's angry at her dad. Of course. I just hung up because she doesn't have an answer. Yeah, she's angry. All right, so there you go. You disagree with the assertion that the multiple piercing people are usually angry or almost always angry. You're 18 and you choose not to talk to your dad. You sound angry, by the way.

22:37 Drew Towards Matt, towards you.

22:38 Adam So keep the piercings going and go ahead.

22:41 Drew Whatever.

22:42 Adam Yeah. God's on your side, baby. Do whatever you want. Turn yourself into a human pin cushion. Do your thing.

22:48 Drew Cool.

22:49 Adam All right. We got to talk to Jamie, who's a gusher, can do it on command.

22:54 Drew It's pretty good. I think that's called urinating.

22:58 Adam Yeah. Hey, Jamie.

23:01 Adam Scott Yes.

23:02 Adam You can do it on command.

23:03 Adam Scott Yes, I can.

23:05 Adam Because that's the thing. For me, I can fart by request.

23:08 Drew Really?

23:09 Adam Not on command.

23:11 Drew What's the difference?

23:13 Adam You have to put something down in writing. You have to.

23:17 Drew Written request.

23:18 Adam Written request, asking for an audience with my ass.

23:22 Drew That's quite a pleasure, I must tell you. I had a couple of audience.

23:26 Adam Then I go ahead and, you know, put you into my book. And then there's a window.

23:34 Drew And there was something about kissing the ring. Yeah.

23:38 Adam All right, so...

23:39 Drew And the ring wasn't on your hand, I don't believe.

23:41 Adam Jamie?

23:42 Adam Scott Yes?

23:43 Adam So just hold tight. What comes out of you?

23:48 Adam Scott It's clear.

23:49 Adam Okay.

23:50 Adam Scott I mean, it's not yellow, it's clear.

23:52 Adam So if you ate a multivitamin, it would still be clear?

23:56 Adam Scott I don't know, I haven't tried that yet.

23:58 Drew And you don't orgasm when you're doing this?

24:01 Adam Scott Um, most of the time I do. I mean, it feels really good. And I mean, just a lot of times, I just do it just to keep the other person happy.

24:12 Drew So to pretend you're having an orgasm?

24:15 Adam Scott Um, about 75% of the time I do. And in the other 25, I just do it, because if I don't, he hounds me about it.

24:23 Drew So it's like pretending you're having an orgasm?

24:25 Yeah.

24:27 Adam Scott I can fake it and have evidence that I'm not.

24:29 Adam Yeah. Wow.

24:31 Drew That's the first, that is the first. I've never spoken to a volitional gusher.

24:38 Adam Volitional gusher sounds like, again, part of the, part of the Civil War. Like there was a, there was a band of guys that weren't, they weren't in the Union. They weren't, they weren't like Confederate.

24:51 Drew They're militia.

24:52 Adam They're militia. They were called the Volitional Militia Gushers. Yeah. If you go down to Arlington, and there's quite a monument to them. Yeah. It's awesome.

25:05 Drew They were in the Pickett's Charge.

25:06 Adam Yeah. The Volitional Gushers. My great-great-great-grandfather was a, I think it was a bugler in the Volitional Gushers. Yeah.

25:20 Drew Jamie Dokuway, I want to talk to you some more. It's very interesting.

25:23 Adam Very interesting. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Evidently, with the power kicking on and off all the time, it killed it. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. Oh, yeah. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. What is it? Memorial Day?

26:06 Drew Yeah, that's what it is.

26:07 Adam Yeah.

26:08 Drew Huh?

26:09 Adam Yeah, that's right. Everyone, give thanks to those veterans that made this country the best in the world. Oh, yes.

26:17 Drew By learning something about those wars that they fought in. Isn't that what we've established tonight?

26:22 Adam Could you chicks learn one plane from World War II? One plane.

26:27 Drew Or one battle. Or just I think the Axis and the Allied force.

26:30 Adam Let me just try something. Jennifer. Jennifer, you're 20?

26:36 Caller Yes.

26:37 Adam One airplane used in World War II.

26:41 Caller I have no idea.

26:42 All right.

26:44 Adam There's like 30 to choose from. There's some famous ones.

26:47 Talk to Mindy. Mindy.

26:50 Yeah.

26:51 Adam One airplane used in World War II.

26:58 I know what it looks like. I can't remember the name.

27:01 Adam It's got the wings and the propeller.

27:03 Yeah. All right.

27:04 Adam Hold on.

27:06 All right.

27:07 Adam Is Jamie a dude? Jamie?

27:09 Adam Scott Yes.

27:09 Adam One airplane from World War II.

27:12 Adam Scott DC-10?

27:13 Adam No.

27:14 Drew Close.

27:14 Adam Not even.

27:15 Drew Really?

27:15 Adam No.

27:15 Drew Well, not DC-10, but.

27:16 Adam No.

27:17 Drew There was a DC-10.

27:18 Adam Look, you were closest and the actual words came out of your mouth of a plane that was invented 30 years later. But that's fine and didn't see any action. Maybe it's a transport plane 20 years later. Gina.

27:35 Adam Scott Yes.

27:35 Adam One plane from World War II.

27:38 Adam Scott I'm sorry.

27:39 Caller History really was a-

27:40 Adam All right. This is my point, everybody.

27:43 Drew There's one male up there. I want to ask him to see if he can come up with it.

27:46 Adam Well, he's 18 and he's calling from Bakersfield.

27:51 Drew If he knows it, that would prove a point.

27:53 Adam Okay.

27:54 Drew It would make a huge point.

27:56 Adam Okay. Jeff.

27:58 Yeah.

27:58 Adam One plane from World War II.

28:02 Ju-88 and a Hurricane.

28:05 All right.

28:06 Adam Thank you. He's from Bakersfield, so there's obviously some form of mental retardation. And he's younger than anybody else we've spoken to. And he called two planes. He called a German plane and an English plane, I believe.

28:25 Wait a minute.

28:26 Adam Jeff, what do you know so much about World War II aircraft for?

28:30 Actually, right now, I'm reading a book. Roald Dahl wrote it. It's about his wife and the RAF. And he talks a lot about them.

28:40 Adam All right. One's a German. One's an English plane.

28:43 Yeah, it was in the War of Greece, I believe.

28:46 Adam All right.

28:46 Drew Interesting.

28:47 Adam All right. Do you see that? Do you see? By the way, ladies, you know when you guys complain? Oh, we get paid 75 cents to your dollar? I'm pissed about that. That ain't enough. I want a buck 25 to your 75 cents. Or maybe we'll just lower yours down to 50. What is it, Drew? What has gone wrong with our educational system that chicks know nothing about any war of any kind?

29:13 Drew They're not interested in war.

29:14 Adam Okay.

29:15 Drew We're wired differently.

29:16 Adam Who is interested in calculus or statistics or chemistry? Is anyone interested in anything? No, you go to school, you sit there, you absorb a little information.

29:26 Drew No, people are interested in stuff.

29:27 Adam No, nobody in high school wants to take calculus, trig or anything. You're nerd ball friends maybe, but nobody actually enjoys that crap, so hobby, no one practices it outside of high school. It's not like, I got my trig book, so I'm set for the summer, I'm just going to be reading this on the beach. No one's interested. No, you go there, you absorb. Why can't we wedge a little war information to a woman's brain? What goes on with that brain of theirs?

29:57 Drew Maybe we could take a page from their brain and learn something. We do not have wars.

30:02 Adam Oh, true. So heavy. Who are we talking to?

30:06 Drew Jamie Stilman Gusher.

30:06 Adam Joan Baez?

30:08 Drew Jamie the Gusher.

30:08 Adam Jamie the Gusher.

30:10 That's right.

30:11 Drew I just instinctively think that whatever a female brain does, it's got to be better.

30:14 Adam They don't know anything about war. Jamie?

30:17 Yes.

30:18 Drew All right. So Jamie Gush is on command.

30:21 Yes.

30:21 Drew Okay. How do you do that?

30:27 Adam Scott There's two different muscles for me and one kind of feels like it's in my stomach and the other one is like the normal one on the on the bottom by the lips. But when I press like up here by my stomach, it comes out.

30:42 Drew You actually press with your hand?

30:44 Adam Scott No. I mean, press with my stomach muscles.

30:46 Drew The muscles. Something comes out there.

30:48 Adam Scott Yeah. And it's not like a little and it's not like once. It's four or five times and it's a lot. We've had it. Me and my boyfriend are in his suburban. We've had to rip the carpet out. It's that bad. I mean, the back is just totally flooded. And we've had to rip the carpet out and redo the carpeting in it.

31:08 Adam How about you kids get an apartment?

31:11 Adam Scott Actually, he's married. Oh, that's like our only.

31:15 Drew Oh, that's the only thing. Except for that, everything's great. Adam, how dare you?

31:19 Adam Pardon me. I didn't mean to offend your delicate sense.

31:22 Drew I mean, everything's great with this relationship. And we'll just get rid of the wife, and it'll be fine.

31:26 Adam Got to sleep in, in, in, not, not in his suburban, but their suburban.

31:30 Drew Yeah.

31:31 Adam The one, she drives the kids' school.

31:33 Drew The kids' school, right, right.

31:34 Adam Yeah, you better rip that carpet out, by the way.

31:36 Drew Yeah, that's not so good. How old is your boyfriend?

31:39 Adam Scott 32.

31:40 Drew Oh, yeah. This guy's all class.

31:42 I can see his wife, like, the next day.

31:44 Adam Honey, I found a mound of kitty litter in the back of the suburban. Yeah, the sack busted open. We don't have a cat. Who are the allied powers of Warren Rutherford? Oh, what a class act, Jamie. Do you work with this guy?

32:07 Adam Scott No, actually, we have a race team. So we go out and I met him there, and he started dating me, and six months later I found out he was still married. Now me and his wife are best friends.

32:19 Drew You and your wife are best friends?

32:21 Yeah.

32:22 Drew And you don't have any guilt about this?

32:27 Caller No, I hate her.

32:28 Adam Scott She's dumb.

32:29 Drew She's your best friend. She's your best friend, right?

32:34 Caller I've been around for two years.

32:35 Adam Scott We go out and we're alone all the time. Whenever we're sitting at his house, I'm sitting next to him, she's not.

32:43 Drew Guess what? There's something about a friend is you trust them. That's part of building a friendship. It's part of allowing a friendship to develop. You have a trust in that person.

32:53 Adam Scott Yeah, but I'm just friends with her so we can get along and she'll let me be around.

32:58 Drew You're just, Jamie, let's be clear here. You're just a despicable person then.

33:03 Adam Scott Oh, pretty much.

33:04 Drew Yeah. Okay. All right. Well.

33:06 Adam Well, I've always been curious about how bad people function in their own skin. You just think of yourself as a bad person?

33:16 Caller Do I think of myself as a bad person?

33:18 Caller Yeah.

33:21 Adam Scott In ways, yes, I do. And that's okay? I mean, no, it's not. It sucks. And we talk about it a lot. And actually, we got into a fight last night and I was going to leave. But I don't know. The sex is good.

33:32 Adam So I don't want to ruin the floor mats of the suburban.

33:35 Adam Scott Yeah.

33:36 Adam What kind of racing does this guy do? Formula 1? I can see you guys at Monte Carlo right now.

33:45 Adam Scott It's a light model. It's a Ford. Oh, gosh.

33:50 Drew Fairlane?

33:51 Adam Scott No.

33:52 Adam Is this dirt track?

33:53 Drew Comet?

33:53 Adam Oval.

33:54 Caller It's round track.

33:55 Adam It's round track. Is there dirt on it?

33:57 Drew It's a Ford Taurus.

33:59 Adam Ford Taurus.

34:00 Drew Stock car.

34:00 Adam Scott Ford Taurus, light model. I think it was the 2000.

34:03 Adam Yeah. It's not even really stock car. This is just... Is there dirt on the track?

34:08 Drew Demolition derby?

34:09 Adam Scott No, it's paved. Ooh. It's a paved half track.

34:13 Adam All right.

34:13 Adam Scott I actually met him there. I was doing some other stuff down there and I met him. And he was actually in a different class. And we moved up together and I spot for him.

34:23 Adam Okay.

34:24 Adam Scott And we've taken our engine out. So I mean all year this year. So I can pretty much do anything under a hood.

34:30 Adam All right.

34:33 All right. All right.

34:35 Adam What kind of engine you're running in that Taurus?

34:37 Adam Scott Chevy 350.

34:39 Drew In a Ford.

34:39 Adam In a Ford?

34:41 Adam Scott Yeah. Well, the bodies of Ford, everything else is a Chevy. We have a Chevrolet, a Chevy engine, a Camaro clip.

34:50 All right.

34:51 Adam All right. So Jamie, aren't you by the way, does this guy have kids?

34:56 Adam Scott Yes, he has two. I didn't know about them either before. Actually, I love his older son. His younger son's more of a mama's boy and his older son loves me to death.

35:06 Adam All right. Well, that's fantastic.

35:08 Drew If he was destroying his family, he wouldn't be so happy about you.

35:10 Adam You guys are just a few years apart, huh?

35:12 Drew Yeah.

35:13 Adam How old is he?

35:13 Adam Scott Yeah, we're a few. We're as long apart as me and his younger son.

35:19 We're 11 years apart.

35:21 Adam Scott So his son's 11 years younger than me.

35:23 Drew Yeah, but his older son, how old is he?

35:25 Adam Scott Nine.

35:26 Drew Older son's nine? Okay. Yeah.

35:28 Adam Okay. All right. So anyway, homewrecker, how about you find yourself a-

35:33 Drew A real man.

35:33 Adam Get a guy and get a relationship. Don't you want that?

35:37 Adam Scott I don't know if I'm stuck on this one and I'm hell-bent to see this one through.

35:41 Drew Oh, boy. It's going to be a disaster.

35:43 Adam Scott Yeah, it's already been quite a disaster, but something just wants me to stay.

35:49 Drew Well, it must have been a horrible disaster you came from in your own home, your family of origin.

35:55 Adam Scott My parents have been together since high school. I mean, they're high school sweethearts, and the only thing bad is my dad's been sick my whole life.

36:03 Drew What's he got?

36:05 Adam Scott Kidney failure.

36:06 Drew Kidney failure?

36:06 Adam Scott He had two different kidney surgeries.

36:09 Drew From what? What was his failure due to?

36:13 Adam Scott He got it when he was born. It was a hereditary disease.

36:16 Drew Polycystic kidney? Yeah. Are you worried about that?

36:22 Adam Scott Yeah, because he's dying right now.

36:24 Drew No, but I mean, it can be passed along.

36:29 Adam Scott Actually, I'm adopted.

36:31 Drew Okay. I don't know. Here we go. How old were you when you were adopted?

36:36 Adam Scott A baby.

36:37 Drew How old?

36:40 Adam Scott Six months, maybe.

36:41 Adam Yeah.

36:41 Drew God knows what she was exposed to in those six months.

36:43 Adam Yeah, right. Listen, we all lay on our feet. Everything happens for a reason, Jamie.

36:47 Drew Jamie.

36:48 Adam Scott I thought this was about my gushing.

36:49 Drew It was. You got to do some other interesting things with you.

36:53 Adam So now you're a bad person. So all right. So go ahead. Now here's the thing, everybody.

36:59 Drew Part of the thing about that early abuse can be a lack of capacity for empathy. Other people don't really exist in an empathic way.

37:06 Adam Let me explain what makes you a bad person. Not what's in your heart. It's what you do. It's your actions.

37:12 Drew And how you do it, right?

37:14 Adam No.

37:15 Drew I mean, if you don't care about what you do to other people.

37:18 Adam Here's what I've had an ass full of in this society. This guy's a really good guy, but he fills in the blank. Beats his kids, murders prostitutes, does whatever, but in his heart. You know what I mean? If you meet as well-

37:32 Drew If you know him, you love him.

37:33 Adam If you know him, you love him. It's just the booze. He gets high and he starts killing hookers. You know, look. For me, it's the opposite. Whatever you do, that's what kind of person you are. Not what's in your heart. I don't give a rat's ass about what's in your heart. If you're cheating on it with a guy who has a couple of wife and a couple of kids and all this, you're not a good person. He's not a good person. You can't be the world's greatest person and do horrible things. In that case, speaking of World War II, maybe Hitler was a great guy.

38:05 Drew Yeah.

38:06 Adam Oh, he's a great guy. Oh, don't, don't know.

38:08 Drew Don't judge him by his actions. How dare you?

38:09 Adam That's his work. Don't judge him by his work. When he got home.

38:13 Drew When he got home.

38:14 Adam I was vegetarian. He loved animals and the outdoors. Kiss my ass. You are, you are defined by your actions. And conversely, you could be the world's worst person that does the world's greatest things, and I will label you good guy. You see what I'm saying? I don't care if your heart is black as coal. If you're, if you spend every weekend down at the orphanage donating, playing the acoustic guitar for the kids with the bald heads, you're a good guy. I don't care what you feel like in your heart. You have too many people that feel too goddamn good about themselves, and they're horrible people. If you do bad things, you're a bad person. End of discussion. I don't care that it's you. I don't care that you feel great in your heart of hearts or way down deep anywhere. You're an a-hole.

39:00 Drew Many a-holes that don't realize it that way.

39:01 Adam But put that pressure on yourself. Or if you're cheating, if you're stealing, if you're ripping off money, if you're cheating a spouse, you're cheating on your spouse, you're doing whatever, you're a bad person. Cheers.

39:11 Drew Quickly, Noelle knows why women don't know anything about World War II, Line 5. Real quick.

39:16 Adam It's going to be disappointing.

39:17 Drew Noelle?

39:18 Hi.

39:18 Adam You're 28?

39:20 Caller I'm 28.

39:21 Adam Why do women know nothing about wars?

39:24 Caller Well, because since the beginning in elementary school, politics have been fabricated. So we choose not to...

39:32 Drew Fabricated?

39:34 Caller Fabricated. For instance, Thanksgiving, the Pilgrims and Indians...

39:37 Drew Noelle, Noelle, Axis powers or allied forces? Who is in each?

39:43 Caller Excuse me?

39:44 Drew The facts. Just the facts. Who were the allied...

39:46 Adam Yeah, we don't need any of your crappy flower power rhetoric.

39:49 Drew No interpretation.

39:50 Adam Just tell us white chicks don't know anything about wars.

39:51 Drew Just the facts. Can you tell us who is in the Axis and who are in the allied powers? Just the facts. Okay. That's just the point.

39:57 Adam All right. Go try hump some tofu, would you?

40:01 Caller Okay.

40:02 Adam And listen, I know you worry about the man and how he's poisoning the land and all that kind of stuff.

40:09 Caller I don't worry about it.

40:11 Adam You don't.

40:12 Drew He's poisoning the mines.

40:13 Adam You don't like the man though, right?

40:15 Caller Don't like the man.

40:16 Adam I know. But just wait till you get something. You're going to need the man one day. Okay.

40:21 Drew The problem when you have a problem, a disease or something.

40:23 Adam Where do you get that hepatitis C and you need your interferon? Where do you get the HIV? Where do you get cancer? Where do you get something? Then you come kissing the man's ass. Until then, you just live in your fairy tale where you drink your green tea and it cures everything because you have nothing. Where do you get something? And then it's time to kiss the man's ass. All right?

40:43 Caller Well, that still doesn't mean that it's not fabricated.

40:47 Adam Women don't know anything about war because it didn't happen or because the man put a spin on World War II or what happened?

40:56 Caller Because men have been lying since the beginning of time.

41:00 Adam About what? Like, what didn't happen in World War II that we need to know about? Please educate us.

41:06 Caller I'm not talking about World War II. I'm not talking about World War II.

41:10 Drew That's what we're talking about.

41:11 Caller The beginning of time, history since the beginning of time.

41:15 Adam Yeah. But by the way, Noel, believe me, I know you're tight. My mom is one of your type. You just go around spouting your isms. You never can back it up and you just walk around miserable and if you could actually defend any of your posturing, it would be awesome but you have no defense. You can never back it up with anything.

41:34 Drew Well, there's no doubt that mankind has mythologized history, particularly violence. We do that. Naturally, we do that. It seems to be in us. So yes, we do that.

41:44 Adam Now, she's not so. By the way, could we be any further away from an answer?

41:49 Drew No. With that.

41:51 Adam Anything less satisfying in the answer department than that?

41:53 Drew There's a rule of thumb for our screeners. When somebody says, I know the reason that Phil and the Black.

41:57 Adam Because they never know. What was her answer? Here's what the screen says. Knows why girls don't know anything about WW2.

42:08 Caller Since the dawn of civilization.

42:10 Drew All right, we need a break.

42:11 Caller Man has been lying to the children and to nature and to sheep.

42:19 Adam What the F is she talking about?

42:22 Caller All right.

42:23 Adam Oh, you all disgust me. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

42:31 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline.

42:32 Caller Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting. US.

42:38 Adam Army and the Ad Council. Hey, buddy.

42:57 Caller It's Loveline.

42:58 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew's on the computer now looking up some World War II aircraft, which reminds me, we should just talk to Jeff because it's Memorial Day, and we all need to kiss the ass of the veterans that gave their life for this country. Jeff?

43:18 Yeah?

43:19 Adam You're 18?

43:20 Caller Yes, sir.

43:22 Adam You're looking at World War II aircraft?

43:26 Caller Yeah. I just have a book, nothing much.

43:30 Adam What's your favorite plane from World War II?

43:33 Caller Favorite plane? I do like the hurricanes. I don't know why. There's nice little neat things.

43:41 Adam Yeah. You don't make some bitch in military aircraft, by the way? Saab.

43:47 Drew Really?

43:48 Adam Yeah. Swedes. Not World War II stuff, jet stuff.

43:53 Drew Lately?

43:54 Adam From the 50s on. Bitch and stuff.

43:58 Drew They're not just the engines, but the actual aircraft?

44:00 Adam Saab makes the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. Make a weird car, but they make a cool airplane.

44:06 Drew How about Volvo?

44:07 Adam You mean Volvo?

44:08 Drew Oh, that's right.

44:11 Adam Where's my barber from?

44:14 Drew Central America or something, right?

44:15 Adam Yeah. He was from Brazil or something, South America. Where the hell was that guy from? Well, anyway, point is, he told me one day he was going to trade his Bobo in for a Saab. I said, you mean Volvo? Yeah.

44:33 Caller Volvo.

44:35 Caller Volvo.

44:36 Adam Volvo.

44:37 Caller Volvo.

44:38 Adam Volvo. Okay. Saab. Saab. Saab. Saab. Volvo. Volvo. Saab. Saab. You can say the V. You can say the B. You're saying it just fine. They're just on the wrong car. Just move them. Take.

45:01 Drew Did you have to put a pen in the ground?

45:03 Adam Put a pen. It puts a pencil cross mouth. Meanwhile, I was trying to cut my hair a little. It's a pencil. And I'm like, Volvo.

45:11 Caller Volvo.

45:15 Adam Volvo.

45:16 Caller Volvo. Volvo.

45:19 Adam So you can't do the B. If you put the pen across your mouth and then you try it with Saab too. Saab. Like, look, you're saying Saab. Now say Volvo. Just put Volvo at the end of Saab.

45:38 Drew You missed. You should have got to say B-O-L-B-O. Say that word.

45:42 Adam Oh, they would just say Volvo. I know they're effing with us, Drew. I know they are. I know they are. Jeff?

45:50 Caller Yeah.

45:51 Adam You're 18?

45:52 Caller Yes, sir.

45:53 Adam What's happening?

45:55 Caller Well, it was about 2 in the morning last night, and I wake up, and well, I look down and my right testicle is almost the size of a baseball.

46:05 Drew Did it hurt?

46:07 Caller Actually, it's not too bad, but I felt it a little bit. I kind of ached a little bit.

46:13 Drew All right. There's a couple of possibilities. One is that you've got a hernia, and the hernia sort of descended into the test. The other is that you had some sort of a torsion, but that usually is quite painful. You need to see somebody right away, because what can happen to that hernia is it can twist in there and die basically. Basically, your bowels just spilled into your testicles. Isn't that nice? That's what the hernia is. So you need to get that looked into, Jeff.

46:38 Adam All right, Jeff. Go to a doctor. Go find a, I think they only have veterinarians in Bakersfield. You might have to go out of town.

46:45 Drew General Surgeon, but good times.

46:47 Adam All right, we'll take a quick break. Be right back after this.

46:51 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline.

46:53 Adam Your call.

46:59 Drew Good night so we can say hello.

47:12 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Saw the Star Wars movie today.

47:20 Drew What did you think?

47:22 Adam Well, I don't follow it really closely. The whole saga.

47:27 Caller Right.

47:29 Adam It must have been better than the other ones or the other few. But I'll tell you, I'm a little CGI'd out. Even good CGI. I can't, there's something, it's like everything's, like I'm in a cartoon or something. It's weird. Like, there was a point before everything went CGI where they would just have to do really elaborate models, but the stuff was physical. It was sort of mechanical.

47:56 Drew Yes.

47:57 Adam And even though it wasn't the actual thing, it was still, you know.

48:02 Drew Followed physical laws.

48:04 Adam Yeah, if you dropped it on your foot, it would break your toe. Right. You know, big models of starships and stuff like that and towns and whatever. And now it's kind of like everything is sort of a painting, a computer painting, and it's a little, I don't know.

48:21 Drew Doesn't ring true.

48:22 Adam No. And the other thing, the other thing that always drives me nuts about all these space movies, I don't know if you saw it or not, but it's like, there's a little too much. Like, there's this sort of beginning where they're flying through space, and there's 750 fighters coming at them, and they're just sort of, they say something like, hold on, as they go, you know, you would immediately hit something, one of them.

48:45 Drew You know, I mean, they're struggling with the asteroid belt.

48:47 Adam Yeah, they do that all the time too. Like, there's just this asteroid belt where there's asteroids the size of Buick's and the average spread is every three foot on center. You're taking something the size of a football field. You got a DC-10, you're going to go referencing something earlier. So you got 747, you're just going to fly through this thing with these football, basketball sized chunks every three feet. You know, somehow just hang on, it's going to be a rough ride. Well, what immediately would just go through the cockpit, right? Immediately. There's a point where at the beginning of the movie, you know, they're not going to crash, this guy's going to stay alive. It's too much. You know what's better actually? Here's what, here's less is more. We're talking about World War II, we're talking about airplanes tonight. Couple of good movies where it's just one on one dogfight. Just Messier-Smith and a Spitfire, and nothing but open sky. Mano e Mano, just going right at it. Instead of this cluster F of 700,000, faceless droidy things all coming at each other at once.

49:51 Drew When we watch a boxing match, we don't watch 300 guys on each side boxing. Right.

49:56 Adam You want the relationship.

49:57 Drew Man on man, yeah.

49:57 Adam Yeah, you want that. You want to know who the guy is that you're fighting or that you're going against. Not just a million CGI starship cruisers coming at you. They go too much and you lose it. Again, you guys want to know a good example of that? The first Alien, very good movie, great sci-fi horror movie because there was one Alien. Right. It couldn't be destroyed and it was tenacious and you hated it.

50:23 Drew Right.

50:24 Adam The second one, there was thousands of them and you would just mow them down and you didn't develop the hatred for the one. Yes?

50:31 Drew Yes.

50:32 Adam That'd be like-

50:32 Drew Well done.

50:33 Adam If there's a thousand Mike Tyson's fighting a thousand of Vandor Holyfield.

50:38 Drew Yeah.

50:38 Adam Who cares?

50:39 Drew Yeah.

50:39 Adam One-on-one. Now you got to fight.

50:42 Caller All right. Heavy.

50:45 Adam Heavy. Crystal?

50:47 Caller Yeah.

50:47 Adam You're 19?

50:49 Caller 19.

50:50 Adam All right. Name one aircraft from World War II.

50:55 Caller I don't know.

50:56 Drew Okay. Anyway.

50:57 Adam Go ahead.

50:58 Caller Okay. So basically, I've had three partners and I don't think I've, I haven't asked my gynecologist because he's kind of like, my whole family goes there. So I feel kind of embarrassed.

51:12 Adam By the way, I just named two aircrafts in my story.

51:15 Drew Yeah. She couldn't come up with them.

51:16 Adam I don't know if she heard them or not. All right. Gynecologist.

51:20 Drew Can't ask him. Yeah.

51:22 Caller You know, my whole family goes there.

51:25 Drew By the way, just for the record, a doctor is not allowed to discuss anything he discusses with you unless you give him written consent, him or her.

51:32 Adam Well, you know how those gynecologists like to chat.

51:34 Drew Yeah. They just chat it up in the coffee house. All right. So what's the question?

51:38 Caller Well, I don't think I've had an orgasm before. And I don't... I think I'm faking it basically. And I want to know if I'm doing something wrong, if I'm just with the wrong people or... I don't know what's going on.

51:51 Drew Have you ever tried masturbating?

51:54 Caller No, I don't. That's just gross.

51:55 Drew It's gross.

51:57 Caller I can't do that.

51:58 Drew How come?

51:59 Caller Because it's like if I wanted to, if I'm not horny, then I'll just go, you know...

52:04 Adam I love that.

52:06 Drew That's a difference about the female there, isn't it? Yeah.

52:10 Caller I can't do that.

52:11 Adam Yeah, if I'm that horny, I'll just go find a guy and hop on him.

52:15 Caller But anyway, so I don't really know.

52:18 Adam Okay, but hold on a second. You referred to masturbation as gross, which leads me to believe you're like up tight or something's going on. So you're not ready for an orgasm.

52:29 Caller I am, oh, trust me, I am. I thought I was having it, but then I'm not. And then I kind of like, I hear my friends say, oh, yeah, I was so wet, blah, blah, blah. And I'm really not getting wet, basically. Uh-oh.

52:40 Drew That means you're not even getting, you're not just not having an orgasm, you're not even getting aroused.

52:44 Caller Yeah, I don't think, I think I am. And then when I know that I'm not getting wet, you know, I kind of start to like moving in like another position. And I was about to KY without him noticing.

52:54 Drew All right, you need to, you need to focus on oral sex. That is the way most women have orgasm, not during intercourse.

53:00 Adam Can he give you some oral sex?

53:02 Caller He does, but not really working.

53:05 Adam Is he, is he not good at it?

53:09 Caller This sounds bad, but like, okay. I think I want it like harder, I guess. I think he's being like too soft with me.

53:16 Drew All right, whatever, you got to tell him that.

53:17 Adam She needs to be turned out. You know what I mean? She needs a guy who knows what he's doing.

53:22 Drew Adam, why don't you go down there to Culver? She's in Culver City, she's right around the corner here.

53:26 Adam Well, right around the corner in Culver City doesn't mean much because they have thousands of those goddamn left turn, right arrow, so it could take a week to travel 75 yards in this horrible city we work in. But she sounds to me like someone who needs, she needs that one guy that just has been around the block a few times and he's 27, he's gonna just rock her world.

53:49 Drew But she may not even be online yet. Some women really biologically aren't sort of synced up until they're about 22.

53:56 Adam Crystal?

53:57 Caller Yeah.

53:58 Adam These guys, are they young guys, are they inexperienced guys?

54:02 Caller The one I'm with right now is 23.

54:05 Adam Has he been with a lot of ladies?

54:08 Caller He said seven.

54:10 Adam Is he a nice guy?

54:12 Caller Yeah. He's really, really nice. He get along really well. It's just not-

54:15 Adam Well, why don't you, I'll tell you what, you're all up in your head.

54:18 Drew Just tell him what you want. You seem to know what you want to tell him.

54:20 Adam When he give you some moral sex, tell him how you want it.

54:23 Drew It's all?

54:24 Caller Well, I've started to. Crystal. Start making some noise or something. I said don't hold back.

54:31 Drew Look, Crystal, hey, come on, be explicit. Here's exactly what I want. What are you afraid you're gonna hurt his delicate sensibilities? Please. Guys aim to please. You could tell him just about anything and he'll do it.

54:42 Caller All right.

54:44 Adam Keep him with the theme.

54:46 Caller Gina?

54:47 Adam Scott Yeah.

54:48 Adam 25?

54:49 Adam Scott Yeah.

54:50 Adam One aircraft from World War II?

54:54 Adam Scott I hear a hurricane.

54:57 Adam Well, the other guy mentioned a hurricane, a couple.

55:01 Drew You gave the other one no credit for not having mentioned something we had just mentioned, so at least she gets credit for that.

55:06 Adam I give you a half a point for mentioning the one that the other guy used is the answer. Okay, but you were listening.

55:11 Drew So never forget it.

55:11 Adam You were listening.

55:12 Adam Scott I'll admit that I'm stupid.

55:14 Adam All right. Well, that makes you smart in my book, or at least average. Go ahead, Gina.

55:20 Adam Scott Okay. Well, when I have a really strong organ, I think I guess, but then I do have a problem with pain, sometimes with any sex, and it's pretty distinctive between the two when I am having the two different problems.

55:34 Drew Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Slow down. So sometimes you have an ejaculation, is that right?

55:39 Adam Scott Yeah. It's a really strong orgasm.

55:42 Drew So strong orgasms give you a female ejaculation. Then sometimes you have incontinence, you urinate?

55:47 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

55:48 Drew What makes that happen?

55:51 Adam Scott Most of the time, well, when I orgasm, it's pretty much with clitoral stimulation. Anytime I have a lot of pressure inside of me, that's normally when I, or normally, it's mostly with like dog style.

56:06 Drew That you have the urine problem? Yes. You have female ejaculation during oral sex?

56:13 Adam Scott It has to be mostly oral sex. Then at the end, just end it all with a big, I don't know.

56:22 Caller So if you-

56:23 Adam Scott I have to have both.

56:24 Drew So if you start the orgasm with oral-

56:26 Adam Everything's happening. She's having-

56:28 Drew She has female orgasmic incontinence in doggy style, P's. And she has an ejaculation when she has a strong orgasm, which is initiated by oral sex and finished within her course.

56:40 Adam In Missionaries number two? When isn't something coming out of her?

56:44 Drew Perfect question.

56:46 Adam And she'll blow a snot rocket when she's performing oral?

56:51 Drew Yeah, if you ask.

56:51 Adam Gina.

56:53 Caller Yes.

56:53 Adam You're like a sieve.

56:56 Drew Or a faucet.

56:58 Caller Yeah. Yeah, pretty much.

57:01 Drew When isn't something coming out of you?

57:04 Adam Scott I notice that I'm having a problem with lubrication at all. But if I'm very turned on and very well lubricated and I'm really wet to begin with, that's when I'm able to ejaculate.

57:18 Drew Something more is coming.

57:20 Caller Yeah.

57:20 Adam All right.

57:21 Drew Do you notice a contraction?

57:23 Adam Yeah.

57:23 Drew Do you notice a contraction of certain muscles during that?

57:27 Adam Scott Yeah. When I'm peeing, I can feel it more towards the front, bottom. When it's more inside when I'm farther up inside me.

57:40 Drew Do you feel like your abdominal muscle is contracting during female ejaculation?

57:44 Adam Scott I don't notice that.

57:45 Drew Don't notice that.

57:46 Adam Well, you have a boyfriend, a husband, what do you have?

57:50 Adam Scott I've been married for seven years.

57:52 Drew Since you were 18?

57:54 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

57:55 Adam How's that going?

57:57 Adam Scott Good. I can't complain. I think we have a normal marriage, but-

58:03 Drew Strangely, she sounds like she could complain.

58:05 Adam Yeah. Sounds like you're dying to complain.

58:07 Drew Go ahead.

58:09 Adam Scott No, I think I would be happier sexually if we had sex more often. I think my husband and I just have different sex drives.

58:18 Drew And what are you looking for?

58:23 Adam Scott I think I'm the type that I could live with every night, but I'd be satisfied with maybe three times a week.

58:28 Drew And what's he looking at?

58:30 Adam Scott He'd be happy with once a week, but realistically, we'd probably do it. We got through spurts, and this is on his terms. We kind of go through spurts. Sometimes we do it like three, four times a week, and then sometimes we'll go two weeks. You know?

58:42 Adam Well, your kids work it out. Let me say this, Drew. I know you're a man of exquisite passion that knows no bounds, no clock, no calendar can contain your passion. So it's not even how many times a week, it's how many times a nanosecond for Dr. Drew. But you got married a little bit later in life, as I did, 18-year-old guys, 17-year-old guys, 21-year-old guys, they get married, they're with the chick for eight years. You don't even know what their sexual tempo is because these guys are supposed to be hooking up and getting with, you know, the... When you're, here's what I'm saying, when you're an 18-year-old guy and you're now 25, you've been married for seven years, and it's like, yeah, he wants to do it three times a month. He doesn't have the same sexual energies. Have him start banging the secretary he's been eyeballing for the last two years at the new receptionist at the job. I bet he picks his tempo up a little bit. Now he would slide eventually, year number three, he would get into that too. But I'm wondering...

59:59 Drew Basically, he's hitting his 40-year-old tempo at 25.

1:00:02 Adam Right. Because a guy... I mean, look, if a guy hooked up with a chicken and became sexually active at nine, by the time he was 17, he'd be at the once a week.

1:00:12 Drew Max.

1:00:13 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:00:14 Drew Yeah.

1:00:15 Adam Guys are meant to... Sorry, it's one of those biological things. It's hard to argue with, ladies. Guys, especially young men, they're supposed to go from partner to partner. Not necessarily in the same night, not necessarily even in the same month. But you're supposed to be datin someone in high school and datin someone new your first year in college and then datin someone new your sophomore year at college. Women too. Women too. We'll see how the guy's tempo is when he finally gets his mitts on that sorority chick he's been eyeballing for a semester. I bet the tempo speeds up just a little bit from frozen to double time.

1:00:53 Drew Coolage effect.

1:00:54 Adam That's right. So the point is, is I don't know. I wonder if these guys are, you know, it's like, it's sort of like they talk about women hitting menopause prematurely.

1:01:07 Drew Yeah.

1:01:08 Adam This is that version of it for guys. It's menopause at age 25. Instead of being 25 and out making the scene and nailing chicks your whole life looking like a Bacardi commercial, you're going, you're entering year number eight of your marriage and you're down at 45 year old level. Huh?

1:01:32 Drew Could be.

1:01:32 Adam Manopause, Drew.

1:01:34 Drew Well said.

1:01:34 Adam Early onset of manopause.

1:01:37 Drew Perry manopause.

1:01:38 Adam Perry manopause. One of the greatest crippled detectives ever to grace a 70s television set. Got shot in the ass. That'd be a good sell, huh? It's a detective series about a guy who's in a...

1:01:55 Drew Wheelchair?

1:01:55 Adam Wheelchair. Is he a lawyer?

1:01:57 Drew Yeah.

1:01:58 Adam Perry Mason?

1:01:59 Drew Yeah.

1:01:59 Adam Yeah, what happened? He got shot in the ass. And now what?

1:02:03 Drew Really, pray tell. Tell me more. It's fascinating.

1:02:05 Adam Does he use his wheelchair to roll over a criminal? No.

1:02:10 Drew Does he use a wheelchair in any way?

1:02:11 Caller No.

1:02:12 Drew Is there anything about him? Is he a good lawyer?

1:02:15 Adam No.

1:02:16 Drew No.

1:02:16 Adam Are we making a statement about the hand? No. It just happens to me. It's actually Raymond Burr is just too lazy to stand around the set, so he wanted a wheelchair. As a matter of fact, I want to do a TV show where I'm confined to a wheelchair.

1:02:29 Drew Ooh, oh, would that be good for you? Yeah. How about a stretcher? Just a stretcher, that'd be perfect. Oh my God.

1:02:37 Adam I want to do one where I'm a quad and I have to just use one of the straws I blow just to move around and I speak through one of those voice synthesizers.

1:02:48 Drew Except you have to have a hand free to master way. Something would have to, or you have something else.

1:02:52 Adam That would be awesome.

1:02:52 Drew Something you would operate with your straw.

1:02:54 Adam You know what would be awesome for me? A long running series where I played a character that was in a wheelchair.

1:02:59 Drew Yeah. Oh no, I think a stretcher. Wheelchair is not quite enough for you.

1:03:03 Adam I'd be napping in my trailer and they'd be like, come on Mr. Corolla, it's time to get in the wheelchair. And they'd be wheeling me onto the set, wheeling me around. I'd probably wrangle one of those handicapped placards out of the deal too.

1:03:15 Drew Why don't you just declare yourself paralyzed? You got assistants, you got producers wheeling you around.

1:03:22 Caller You could do it.

1:03:24 Adam I would, I would, but I think it's bad karma.

1:03:27 Drew Oh, you mean you need me to actually to cut your spine?

1:03:30 Adam Yeah, yeah, because it's one of those things where, oh, it was a big joke where he said he was paraplegic, and then the base jumping accident happened.

1:03:39 Drew You're right, you're right.

1:03:40 Adam You know what I mean?

1:03:40 Drew Yeah.

1:03:41 Adam Then the climbing accident.

1:03:42 Caller Yeah.

1:03:42 Adam See what I'm saying?

1:03:43 Caller Yeah. Okay.

1:03:45 Adam Jennifer?

1:03:47 Caller Yes.

1:03:47 Adam You're 20?

1:03:48 Caller Yeah.

1:03:50 Adam You've been on hold for 87 minutes.

1:03:53 Drew Well done.

1:03:55 Adam I was going to ask you any military aircraft from World War II, but I realize I already asked you that like an hour and a half ago.

1:04:01 Caller Yeah.

1:04:01 Adam All right. What's happening, baby doll?

1:04:04 Caller Well, I was reading a book. I'm pregnant. I'm six months pregnant. I was reading a book called What to Expect When Expecting.

1:04:11 Drew Right.

1:04:12 Caller It says that it has this part where it talks about myths of being pregnant. It answers a question, but it says that oral sex can be dangerous for the mother and child. Why? Receiving oral sex can be dangerous.

1:04:28 Drew Why?

1:04:28 Caller I wanted to know if that's true or maybe Dr. Drew could explain.

1:04:34 Drew I can only think of three potential problems in all of which sort of should be really followed by your gynecologist.

1:04:40 Adam I wouldn't say that in a book.

1:04:41 Drew Well, listen, you can induce a urinary tract infection. That's something that happens from oral sex sometimes. You could introduce some bacteria into the vaginal canal, and vaginitis is something that again puts some risk in there. And oral herpes can be transmitted during pregnancy. So it's something that has risk, but it's not as though your gynecologist, I don't think, would be saying, hey, don't do that.

1:05:04 Caller See, the book says something about like if you were to like breathe or blow into the vagina.

1:05:09 Drew Oh, that is so crazy nonsense.

1:05:12 Adam That book does not say that, does it? What's the book?

1:05:16 Drew Go find the book. There's been one reported case of an air embolism introduced through the vagina, through that means, in the history of mankind. So as long as somebody doesn't take you and try to blow you up like some sort of blow up doll, you know what I'm saying? The best you could do with the blow up. Think of anything else blow up, what are they? A hunter balloon.

1:05:34 Adam Who said pool toy?

1:05:35 Drew Pool toy. A raft.

1:05:39 Caller And also, I had another question because you've been talking to women who gush.

1:05:42 Adam Hold on, Jennifer. Hold on.

1:05:44 Caller Okay.

1:05:45 Adam I want you to go get the book.

1:05:46 Drew It's really not in that book, is it?

1:05:50 Caller I'm not sure where it was at.

1:05:51 Drew Yes. It's not in that book.

1:05:53 Adam No, no.

1:05:53 Drew It's not in that book.

1:05:54 Adam Where are you calling from?

1:05:55 Caller I'm calling from Oregon.

1:05:57 Adam Are you at your home?

1:05:59 Caller Yes, but I don't have the book and I can't read the book.

1:06:03 Caller All right.

1:06:04 Adam Is there some sort of decree handed down from the mountain that Moses went to that says Adam Corolla can never get one ounce of goddamn satisfaction on this show?

1:06:16 Drew Yes, yes. There's a decree. There has to be.

1:06:18 Adam I'm at my house. I read this book. Couldn't the book be in the house? It can't be in the house.

1:06:27 Drew You heard the further claims. She didn't read the book, somebody read her passage.

1:06:33 Adam I know. This is why everything you see on the news and all this stuff is all bogus.

1:06:38 Drew That's right.

1:06:38 Adam Because people, I read in the book. Okay, go get the book and go read the part.

1:06:42 Drew You know what this is? Everyone's opinion is valid.

1:06:45 Adam Yeah, I know. No, everyone's an idiot. You listen to me. That's the name of my book. Jennifer, where is this book and why don't you have it at your house?

1:06:53 Caller I have it, but I can't actually read it. It's too small print. I'm legally blind and I had it read to me by the father of my child.

1:07:01 Drew Don't you feel bad now?

1:07:02 Adam Kind of, but I'll get over it.

1:07:04 Drew It's the father of the baby again, Steph.

1:07:05 Adam You're legally blind?

1:07:07 Caller Yes.

1:07:08 Drew What's the condition?

1:07:10 Caller It's called cone dystrophy. I know that one. Also, they said because of the pregnancy, I have some bleeding in the back of my eye, which has caused it to worsen.

1:07:20 Adam Pressure? Can you drive?

1:07:24 Caller I can't drive. I've never been able to drive. Pretty much had the condition since I was like five or six.

1:07:31 Drew Your eye is misshapen.

1:07:34 Caller I have no central vision and it's hard to see some colors and find details.

1:07:40 Adam Is it impossible for you to read?

1:07:44 Caller It's not impossible to read as long as it's large enough print. I've learned to read braille and read books on tape and stuff.

1:07:51 Drew Oh really?

1:07:52 Adam All right. I feel like an angel. Hey, so you're the husband or I should say the father of the child read you that passage with the, hold on a sec.

1:08:02 Drew But that is such nonsense.

1:08:03 Adam No, no, no. This is like, I would do this too if I knew she couldn't read the print. Oh, chapter, chapter seven under oral sex. Yeah. Oh, it is unsafe at either the first, second, third or third trimester to perform oral on, I want to actually ask your name here. Yeah. Yeah. No, this book doesn't. No, it's not available on Braille. Oh, no, no. No, don't even ask.

1:08:29 Drew Oh, Adam. Sorry.

1:08:31 Adam Yeah. Let me say that again.

1:08:32 Drew Oh, please. I'm scared now.

1:08:34 Adam There's more here.

1:08:34 Drew Yes.

1:08:36 Adam It says that not only is performing oral unsafe during the pregnancy, but that a cool down period, they call it, of at least 13 years.

1:08:47 Drew Oh, tell me more. 13 years.

1:08:49 Adam Should be waited. And this is one year after birth. So figure about 14. 2019.

1:08:57 Drew What's going to happen if we don't wait till then?

1:08:59 Adam Well, it says death, embolism to the heart.

1:09:02 Drew How? By what?

1:09:05 Adam Introducing nitrogen bubbles into the air system, into the pathogen system. That could go right to the heart. And then also, there's also an addendum here on Chapter 5. Yes. The only way this can be counteracted is copious amounts of oral performed on the male.

1:09:27 Drew Oh, oh, let's get going.

1:09:28 Adam Yeah.

1:09:29 Drew I don't want that to happen.

1:09:30 Adam Yeah. Again, not available in Braille. I'll keep the book. Okay. That's, that's, oh, chapter. Let me read the title of Chapter 6. Anal, A-O-K.

1:09:45 Drew Anal on me.

1:09:45 Adam Yeah. That's Chapter 6.

1:09:47 Drew Oh, it's good.

1:09:48 Adam And it keeps going. There's one on three ways. It's awesome. It's all good stuff. I just can't perform oral on you. Sorry, sweetie.

1:09:56 Drew So, yes, there was one reported case of an air embolism introduced into the pelvic vein there through a high pressure of somebody blowing into that area. It's sort of somewhat of a myth. I'm not sure it's been substantiated. I have talked to gynecologists that claim it's possible, and it would be an air embolism to the lung. But it essentially, let's put it this way. On the earth, approximately four billion people practice oral sex regularly. A number of cases that have had this problem, one. You're fine. Take your odds.

1:10:25 Caller He's fine. I had another question, because you've been talking to women about that gush during sex. I have a problem with that myself. Until I was pregnant, I was never able to have an orgasm. Now, as soon as I'm penetrated, basically, I have an orgasm throughout the entire session, basically.

1:10:48 Drew So you have multiple orgasms.

1:10:50 Caller Interesting. I have one long drawn out orgasm for about five minutes, it seems like it lasts. It gets so intense sometimes that I have to actually have my partner stop.

1:11:04 Drew So you're having multiple orgasms just with no refractoriness. Do you have any ejaculation during that?

1:11:09 Caller Yes. It gets so lubricated that we have to stop sometimes because we basically can't even feel anything. It's so lubricated.

1:11:21 Adam All right. You're making me sick, rubbing it in.

1:11:27 Drew But the fact is, it highlights the profound anatomical and hormonal changes of pregnancy that can shift a woman from not having orgasm to being have multiple orgasms. I will predict that she'll be having orgasms into the future, when she's not pregnant, but not quite so intensely as many.

1:11:44 Adam All right. Let's take ourselves a quick break. Lots of orgasm calls tonight. Brianna?

1:11:54 Adam Scott Hi.

1:11:57 Adam Can you name one aircraft? I'm going to open it up to one military aircraft ever. Oh, God.

1:12:06 Adam Scott I wasn't really listening. Something bomber?

1:12:09 Drew A bomber.

1:12:11 Adam That's a type of aircraft.

1:12:13 Drew That's a description of a plane.

1:12:14 Adam Now, this is in any war in any era.

1:12:17 Drew A manufacturer.

1:12:18 Adam Currently, which would include current military aircraft.

1:12:25 Adam Scott I'm just not even interested.

1:12:27 Drew I think that Brianna just summarized the issue up right there.

1:12:31 Adam Right. Okay. Hold on a second. Here's why chicks get paid less than guys. They're not interested in much stuff. Here's the thing about guys for the most part. Are you ready, Drew?

1:12:41 Drew I'm ready.

1:12:41 Adam Are you ready for this?

1:12:42 Drew Depart some wisdom on me.

1:12:43 Adam Listen to this.

1:12:44 Drew Lay it on me.

1:12:45 Adam Don't just be politically correct. Understand what I'm saying. Guys are interested for the most part. Intelligent. I'm going, these intelligent are just guys in general. But for the most part, guys are interested in what's interesting. Women aren't interested in much, even if it's interesting. You know what I'm saying? They're interested in feelings, in family, in relationships.

1:13:12 Drew Those are interesting.

1:13:13 Adam In cats, in pets.

1:13:14 Drew That's interesting.

1:13:15 Adam In children. There's nothing really intrinsically interesting about a dog.

1:13:19 Drew What do you mean mechanically interesting? Physically interesting.

1:13:23 Adam Yes. Yes. I mean-

1:13:24 Drew Filling space. Something that-

1:13:27 Adam There are things, yeah, mechanically interesting or just interesting. And I know I seem biased because I don't think my dog is interesting. I think my dog is cuddly, but it's not interesting.

1:13:40 Caller Right.

1:13:41 Adam Women are interested in the pet. Men are interested in things that are interesting. This thing flies at the outer reaches of the stratosphere and goes 6,000 miles an hour and then comes back safely to land and has a 30-millimeter cannon in front of it. It's just interesting to guys. How the space shuttle lands in the same spot, even though it has no power, is interesting. It glides from outer space, essentially, and lands in the same spot in the desert every time. Or if there's trouble, it'll land in, like, South America. They'll somehow determine it when it's re-orbiting, and it never has any power once it starts its glideslope. All that stuff to me is, like, super interesting. All that World War II stuff. But not just war stuff or aeronautical stuff, but just stuff. Women aren't interested in what's interesting. They're interested in relationships.

1:14:32 Drew They aren't interested in stuff.

1:14:33 Adam They're not interested in stuff, and that's why you guys get 75 cents, to our dollar. And that's why you're not gonna invent anything, either, by the way, besides Whiteout. I don't want to sound like a bastard.

1:14:45 Drew That's nice.

1:14:46 Adam Yeah, yeah. But you know what I'm saying?

1:14:48 Drew Yeah.

1:14:49 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:14:50 Drew I hear you.

1:14:50 Adam Okay. They ain't put nothing in a wind tunnel.

1:14:54 Drew For the most part.

1:14:55 Adam For the most part. They put stuff in baskets. That's it. We put stuff in wind tunnels, you guys put stuff in baskets. Doesn't mean you're not better than we are.

1:15:04 Drew Right. It's just different.

1:15:05 Adam But if you want to know why you're getting the 75 cents, that's what it is. Because we're not going to work to hug the dog. We're going to the wind tunnel. Thank you.

1:15:15 Drew We're throwing birds into a...

1:15:16 Adam We're shooting frozen chickens out of an air cannon into impeller blades.

1:15:21 Drew In the jet engines.

1:15:22 Adam In the jet engines.

1:15:23 Drew That's us.

1:15:23 Adam That's us. All right.

1:15:25 Adam Scott We just set a record for lateness.

1:15:27 Adam Thank you. See?

1:15:28 Drew Because we're into doing things. We're into doing things.

1:15:30 Adam Interesting thing. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We set a record for lateness. I'm going to crush it next break, by the way. Break my own record. Take a quick break. Be right back after this. Laugh when you hear it. Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. All right. Brianna. Where were we?

1:16:15 Adam Scott Yes. Yes.

1:16:19 Adam All right. What's up?

1:16:22 Adam Scott I don't think I've ever been able to orgasm during oral sex.

1:16:27 Caller And I'm wondering-

1:16:29 Drew Do you orgasm at all?

1:16:31 Caller Yes.

1:16:32 Drew Some- One of the common things is a woman that's multi-orgasmic will not orgasm during oral sex. It feels irritating or uncomfortable. Yes. So you multi-orgasmic?

1:16:44 Caller No.

1:16:45 Drew No. But you can have one within our course.

1:16:48 Caller Yes.

1:16:49 Drew But it feels irritating to you to have oral sex.

1:16:52 Caller Yeah.

1:16:53 Adam Scott I'm wondering if it's just the skill level or if it's a trust issue.

1:16:58 Drew Either or a possibility.

1:17:02 Adam You're okay? You have a boyfriend?

1:17:04 Adam Scott Yes. And it's for two years.

1:17:08 Adam You don't sound thrilled with him.

1:17:10 Caller No, I'm not.

1:17:12 Drew We think that's the problem.

1:17:13 Adam Now, that's it. Do you have any kids? No. All right.

1:17:17 Drew Move along. Come on. Break it down. What are you doing?

1:17:19 Adam Cut bait. Why does cut bait mean leave?

1:17:24 Drew It's fish or cut bait.

1:17:27 Caller I haven't heard that lately.

1:17:28 Drew Right?

1:17:29 Adam I don't know. It just gets to cut bait.

1:17:32 Drew You guys need to get off the pot. I guess we get off the pot.

1:17:35 Adam Yeah.

1:17:36 Drew Get off the pot.

1:17:37 Adam You guys need to cut bait. You need to break it up. You're not into him. It's been a couple of years. You met when you were 21. Now you're 23. That's fine. That's a long time.

1:17:47 Drew That's the way it's supposed to work.

1:17:48 Adam Yeah. You don't have any kids.

1:17:49 Drew You figured out this isn't the guy.

1:17:50 Adam No baggage.

1:17:51 Drew Good times.

1:17:52 Adam You're not nuts about him. He's not going anywhere. What's he do for a living?

1:17:58 Adam Scott I work at a treatment center.

1:18:00 Drew For?

1:18:02 Adam Scott For multi-problems, drug, alcohol abuse, trauma, depression.

1:18:09 Drew What's your job?

1:18:10 Adam Scott I'm a mental health tech.

1:18:12 Drew Mental health worker.

1:18:13 Adam What does he do, your boyfriend?

1:18:16 Adam Scott Hmm, he works at Checker Auto Parts.

1:18:19 Adam All right. Well, you're done.

1:18:22 Caller Yeah.

1:18:23 Adam You're done. I know it's going to be hard to leave the free-frame oil filters and multi-grade oil behind, but this guy's a loser.

1:18:33 Drew Do you work at the Meadows?

1:18:35 Caller No.

1:18:36 Drew Okay.

1:18:36 Adam Okay. All right, Brianna, you're done with the guy.

1:18:41 Caller Yeah, I think you're right.

1:18:41 Adam All right.

1:18:42 Drew We know we're right.

1:18:43 Adam Listen, here's the problem.

1:18:46 Drew It's tough. They don't know how to end it or when it's over at that age.

1:18:48 Adam Well, here's the thing too. There are plenty of guys, they don't do anything. They don't cheat. They don't beat the crap out of you. They don't have a problem with drugs or alcohol. So what do you do?

1:18:59 Drew Right. How do you justify leaving them?

1:19:01 Adam Yeah. There'll be no more of this oral sex.

1:19:05 Drew Problem.

1:19:05 Adam Yeah. No, you know what I mean? I think women think they're bad people.

1:19:10 Drew Yeah.

1:19:11 Adam I just drew on your jeans by the way. No, it's black. I think women think they're bad people if they break up with a guy that they're just-

1:19:20 Drew Sometimes. Sometimes you gotta feel that way, yeah.

1:19:22 Adam That just isn't flipping their cookie.

1:19:25 Drew It's all right. It's okay.

1:19:27 Adam Yeah.

1:19:27 Drew It's why you date.

1:19:29 Adam Here's your reason. You don't need a reason. He ain't doing it for you.

1:19:32 Drew It's why people don't get married the first, second, third, or fourth relationship they're in.

1:19:37 Adam Yeah.

1:19:37 Drew We got to kind of figure things out.

1:19:38 Adam But you have the ultimate reason, which is he ain't doing it.

1:19:42 Drew Right.

1:19:43 Adam I don't mean in bed. I just mean you ain't into it.

1:19:45 Drew By the way, prepare for the why, why, why, and the why is-

1:19:48 Adam No answer.

1:19:49 Drew Yeah.

1:19:49 Adam But the ultimate answer. Because here's the thing. If you break up with someone because they're drinking too much or because they cheated on you, or because whatever-

1:19:59 Drew By the way, strangely, those are the relationships that never break up.

1:20:02 Adam Right. Even if the guy punched you in the head, there at least is something to get over.

1:20:08 Drew Yeah.

1:20:08 Adam There's a reason why you guys should get back together, or there's a reason why you broke up. The ultimate, which is I just ain't into it anymore, that's the nail in the coffin.

1:20:20 Drew Yeah.

1:20:20 Adam There ain't no fixing that. There's nothing to change. As a guy, you get a little more desperate, you try a little harder, and now you're aft. Know what I'm saying?

1:20:30 Drew I hear you.

1:20:31 Caller All right.

1:20:32 Adam Mindy.

1:20:33 Drew I'd like to talk to him. One more gusher before we're done tonight.

1:20:35 Caller Can't she raise the pan?

1:20:36 Adam I don't want to talk to her.

1:20:38 Drew She's going to look at the holes.

1:20:39 Caller Okay. All right.

1:20:41 Adam Mindy?

1:20:43 Caller Yeah.

1:20:43 Adam 21?

1:20:45 Caller Yep.

1:20:46 Adam Did I ask you about military aircraft yet?

1:20:50 Caller Yeah. I put my dad in the Air Force, so I know other planes besides the World War II ones.

1:20:56 Caller All right.

1:20:57 Caller Which one?

1:20:58 Caller The B-52 and the Stealth Bomber and all those.

1:21:02 Caller All right.

1:21:02 Adam That's good. And see, you ladies, there's a popular 80s man called the B-52.

1:21:07 Drew So it's easy.

1:21:07 Adam But I'm sure that didn't make any sense to most women. Hold on a second. Do you realize for the vast majority of female B-52 fans, they just thought B-52 was some random designation they must have been using? It's like-

1:21:25 Drew Remember UB-40?

1:21:26 Adam Yeah.

1:21:27 Drew Which was a form.

1:21:28 Adam A form for like welfare in the UK. Yeah. Mindy?

1:21:33 Caller Yeah.

1:21:33 Adam Go ahead. I'm sorry. Good answer by the way.

1:21:39 Caller I have a question.

1:21:40 Drew I have a little credit for UB-40.

1:21:41 Adam Yeah.

1:21:42 Drew That wasn't bad.

1:21:42 Adam Well, they probably been on the show, right? Probably.

1:21:45 Drew That I can't recall. What's up, Mindy?

1:21:50 Caller I'm having problems like getting interested in sex. My boyfriend and me, I've been with six different guys. The guy I'm with right now, he's a virgin when we first met. We've been together almost two years. Even since from the beginning, when I first saw my virginity, I just don't like it.

1:22:10 Drew Don't like sex?

1:22:12 Caller No. I have no urge to actually want to.

1:22:16 Drew Is there any reason you'd be aversive to it? Did something bad happen to you growing up?

1:22:21 Caller Not that I know of. All I know is a guy tried to rape me. But other than that...

1:22:26 Drew How old were you when that happened?

1:22:29 Caller I was 16. It was on my 16th birthday.

1:22:31 Adam A lot of birthday raping going on, by the way. I'm old fashioned. I would say, how about just getting her a nice poncho? Or maybe a backpack. But some people, they like to rape. Who was this guy?

1:22:45 Caller He was an ex-boyfriend. We dated and we broke up. He was the head of the football team. It was like, let's go out and ride bikes or something.

1:22:55 Adam It's like some Malaysia or something. All right. How far had you had sex with him before?

1:23:03 Caller The guy I'm with now?

1:23:05 Drew No, the guy who tried to rape you.

1:23:07 Caller No. I was still a virgin.

1:23:09 Adam All right. Well, listen, Drew, okay, here are the possible answers. One, this guy, you haven't met the right guy. Number one.

1:23:19 Drew Are you on any medications?

1:23:21 Caller Yeah. I'm on three.

1:23:22 Drew Well, there's your problem.

1:23:24 Caller What are they?

1:23:26 Caller Detrol, LA, I have a bladder problem, and birth control, and then I'm on allergy medicine for seasonal allergies.

1:23:36 Drew The birth control pill can shut you down a little bit, and the Detrol, LA, I find bizarre that a 21-year-old will be on a medication that's designed for people in their 70s. So why all the preoccupation about your pelvic functioning?

1:23:46 Adam It's just getting it out of the way.

1:23:47 Drew Unless you've been sexually abused and never heard.

1:23:51 Caller I haven't been sexually abused.

1:23:54 Drew All right.

1:23:55 Caller Anyway. Could my first boyfriend, he was really rough with me. The first guy I had sex with, he was really rough with me about it. Could that be reason why?

1:24:07 Drew It's not helping things. Something's going on here.

1:24:09 Adam Hold on a second. All right. Dad's in the service. She's got a little girl voice.

1:24:16 Drew A little bit. It's not that it's so much more of a, it's something else. I hear it too. I don't know what quite what it is. I hear something too. She has a abusive boyfriend, physically rough boyfriend.

1:24:27 Adam Mindy?

1:24:29 Caller Yeah.

1:24:29 Adam Your parents. When did they get divorced?

1:24:33 Drew No.

1:24:34 Caller They didn't get divorced.

1:24:35 Drew No, no. Dad's all rough.

1:24:36 Adam Still together. Still together. Dad, does he drink a little bit?

1:24:41 Caller A little bit.

1:24:42 Adam Does he ever hit you or strike you?

1:24:46 Caller Nope. Not at all.

1:24:48 Drew Not at all.

1:24:49 Adam How's your mom doing?

1:24:52 Caller She's okay.

1:24:54 Caller I don't have a really good relationship with her, but she's, I mean, she's my mom.

1:25:00 Adam Yeah. Why not? Why don't you have a good relationship with her?

1:25:04 Caller They were really controlling when I was younger. I had a handicap. I have a handicap brother. I constantly kept taking care of him. It's almost like I raised him myself.

1:25:15 Drew Okay. That is rough for a kid. That's tough for a kid growing up.

1:25:19 Adam What does he have? What's his handicap?

1:25:21 Caller He's multi-handicapped.

1:25:23 Caller They said he's like, he's not classified under anything. He has heart autistic. He just has a hard time getting information back out. Like he's really, really smart, but he can't like get the information out.

1:25:37 Drew He has a brain disorder.

1:25:39 Caller Probably.

1:25:40 Drew All right, Smitty, that's rough. That's rough for growing up being a parent when you're a child and you need a parent yourself.

1:25:45 Adam Well, can he speak? Can he go to school?

1:25:48 Caller Yeah, he went to school. He went to my school. I watched over him and like his first word was my name. And like he potty trained when I potty trained and like everything like that.

1:26:00 Drew All right. But the fact is you've had a rough go.

1:26:03 Adam Yeah.

1:26:04 Drew Birth control pill can further shut you down. There's plenty of reasons here that being close interpersonally can have a conflicted thing for you.

1:26:11 Adam Maybe just got to get online too. What's he doing now? Junior college?

1:26:18 Drew Teaching junior college.

1:26:19 Adam Where's your brother?

1:26:20 Caller My brother, he works where they have a plant or something like that, like where hand-to-get children can go to have structure in their lives.

1:26:30 Adam That's at North Pole, right?

1:26:32 Drew Yeah. It's an elf.

1:26:33 Adam All right. Oh, and he goes there. Okay. And he works.

1:26:36 Caller I'm up at college.

1:26:37 Adam Good. Junior college?

1:26:41 Caller No. I'm at a university.

1:26:42 Drew Which one? Ohio. Ohio University.

1:26:45 Caller Where? Wright State.

1:26:49 Adam Wright State.

1:26:50 Caller Yeah, for chemistry. Nice.

1:26:51 Adam Wow.

1:26:52 Caller All right.

1:26:53 Drew Just, Mindy, I have a feeling this kind of stuff is going to kind of work itself out. Be careful with that burst control pill. Maybe talk to a doctor about changing the type of pill. There might be things that sometimes the patch is a little less likely to cause this problem. Sometimes the lower dose estrogen makes things worse. Check it out. Talk to a doctor about that. But I think the interest is going to improve as you develop better relationships. You've had some sort of rocky relationships. Focus on being somebody you really want to be with, who's a nice person, who really takes care of you, takes interest in you, appreciates you, and see if these things don't take care of themselves.

1:27:24 Adam Stop saving everyone. When we come back, we'll speak to a 19-year-old Katie, who wants to know if anal sex will help her. Finally, orgasm. Tried everything else, and I'll find out she's heard of any military aircraft whatsoever. All that after this.

1:27:41 Caller Hello.

1:27:42 Drew This is Loveline.

1:27:43 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:27:51 Drew It's insane. It couldn't have been Jimmy was sitting there by the payphone.

1:27:55 Adam Who's picking up the phone anyway? And then, why is he calling Saturday night? He never calls on Saturday night.

1:28:01 Drew Right, the perfect time.

1:28:07 Adam Hey, it's Loveline, everyone. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Ready to get to the phones, Drew?

1:28:15 Drew Oh yeah.

1:28:16 Adam Let's talk to Katie.

1:28:19 Caller Katie.

1:28:21 Caller Yeah.

1:28:21 Adam You're 19?

1:28:23 Adam Scott Yes, I am.

1:28:24 Adam Any name of any military aircraft from World War II?

1:28:29 Caller I have a couple of P-51 Mustang, a P-40, a P-38, and a B-52 bomber.

1:28:35 Adam Wow.

1:28:36 Drew But on the web.

1:28:37 Adam Somebody's been online.

1:28:39 Caller No, really I haven't.

1:28:41 Adam All right.

1:28:42 Drew What's your question?

1:28:42 Adam You just knew all those?

1:28:45 Adam Scott Yeah. How? I remembered from history class.

1:28:50 Drew No way.

1:28:51 Adam No. No one talked about a P-38 in history class.

1:28:56 Caller Liar, liar whore, liar whore, you know it.

1:28:59 Adam What's a P-38?

1:28:59 Drew She's laughing.

1:29:01 Adam Yeah. What's it look like?

1:29:03 Caller Adam.

1:29:04 Drew Corolla. Corolla.

1:29:06 Caller Yeah.

1:29:07 Caller No. You know what it should be? It should be Adam's Corona.

1:29:13 Adam All right. Now you're high.

1:29:15 Drew Now she's high. This is a bogus call.

1:29:16 Adam All right. You have a boy. There's a man somewhere nearby?

1:29:21 Caller Yeah.

1:29:21 Drew Put him on the line.

1:29:22 Adam Put him on.

1:29:25 Caller Hello?

1:29:26 Adam Hello. You fed Katie those airplanes?

1:29:30 Drew And the bogus call too.

1:29:31 Adam And the bogus call or just the airplanes?

1:29:33 Drew Both. Both.

1:29:35 Adam Okay.

1:29:35 Drew Okay.

1:29:36 Adam Good.

1:29:36 Drew Well done.

1:29:37 Caller We've only called to say Adam's Corona.

1:29:40 Adam Thank you.

1:29:40 Caller All right.

1:29:41 Drew Well done. Well done.

1:29:42 Adam See.

1:29:42 Drew Thank you for complying with the Geneva Convention at Loveline.

1:29:45 Adam If there's actual information, there's got to be a guy nearby. There's no way she's going to-

1:29:50 Drew Also the bogus call, Gene, is not in a 19-year-old.

1:29:53 Caller Yeah.

1:29:54 Adam Learn about the P38 in history class.

1:30:00 Caller All right.

1:30:00 Drew Here you go. Here you go.

1:30:01 Adam Look, all I'm saying is this. This is- I went to- I'm a product of the LA Unified School District. We didn't learn jack about ass, about nothing. Just a bunch of making Pillsbury popovers and working with clay and a bunch of just warehousing. How come there's almost no good World War II history whatsoever? In history class, at least when I was going to high school. It was almost sort of like- I don't know. They talked a little civil war because that had some implications involving slavery and some emancipation, some stuff like that. But no good World War II stuff. By the way, something 15, six-year-old kid could have sank his teeth into.

1:30:45 Drew I had a class on World War I entire semester.

1:30:47 Adam Really? That's because you went to a real school. World War I was kind of boring, though.

1:30:52 Drew Yeah.

1:30:53 Adam World War II, though.

1:30:54 Drew I know.

1:30:55 Adam Could have showed a little footage, a little victory at sea, showed a few of the airplanes.

1:31:00 Drew Yeah, we didn't have the Hitler Channel then. You got to remember.

1:31:02 Adam Yeah, it's true. Jacob?

1:31:04 Caller Yes, sir.

1:31:05 Adam 24?

1:31:06 Caller Yes, sir.

1:31:07 Adam What's up?

1:31:09 Caller Question about girlfriend. Spooging.

1:31:13 Drew She ejaculates?

1:31:15 Caller Extremely large amounts. Now, we'll be in like missionary and legs down, what not. It's okay, doggy style, whatever, it's okay. But when she hikes her legs up over my shoulder, it's like out of control.

1:31:35 Drew Then she ejaculates a lot.

1:31:37 Caller Yeah, like large amounts.

1:31:39 Drew Okay.

1:31:40 Caller I was wondering if there was some sort of like stimulation that like, I mean...

1:31:46 Drew Clearly there's something different going on, right?

1:31:48 Caller Well, yeah, and I was looking for your opinion because, you know, you're the physician. I mean, is there some sort of stimulation?

1:31:55 Adam Yeah, Drew.

1:31:57 Drew Yes, there's some sort of stimulation.

1:32:00 Adam Speaking of stimulating, the point is... The call is not stimulating.

1:32:03 Caller I know.

1:32:03 Drew The women that have this experience, this talent, will describe that sometimes certain positions stimulate more than others. It's pushing on a certain glandular causing more intense orgasm. It's different for different women. It's not as though there's a specific spot that in each woman, if you can just find, it will cause this to happen. In some women, there is a spot. In some women, there isn't. In some women, there is sometimes.

1:32:22 Adam Let's take a break. I'm thinking about that P38 Lightning.

1:32:25 Caller It's a hot airplane.

1:32:27 Adam Sarah?

1:32:29 Caller Yeah.

1:32:29 Adam Sorry, baby. We gotta go.

1:32:31 Caller Oh, okay. Thank you.

1:32:32 Adam All right. But thank you. We're gonna take it first tomorrow night, all right?

1:32:36 Caller All right.

1:32:36 Adam Don't hang up on Sarah. Get her number. We'll take her first tomorrow night. We'll take a break. We'll be right back after this. All right, guys.

1:32:42 Drew Here's the deal. Looking to hook up? Call the Dateline.

1:33:22 Adam Well, there you go, everybody. Another fabulous Loveline episode. Deep, deep, deep, deep nine, as the Navy calls it. We'll take ourselves a little 22-hour extendo break, and until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, mahalo. You go try to hump some tofu, would you?

1:33:44 Caller Okay.

1:33:46 Caller This has been Loveline.

1:33:50 Adam The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold.

1:34:00 Caller Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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