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This is Loveline.
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Voiceover
With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.
1:20
Adam
Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew.
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Voiceover
Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. He'd probably close a cut pretty fast, too, if he had to.
1:32
Drew
I had to.
1:33
Adam
Tonight, we have a couple of guests from The Contender, my new favorite show, Sergio Morris here and Jonathon Reid. Jonathon was eliminated a few rounds ago, and Sergio is still in the mix, but Jonathon could get back into it if we vote for him and get him on the undercard at the Vegas fight. Is that correct, Jonathon?
1:54
That is correct. They have to go to contender.yahoo.com and click on fan favorites and then click on the dot next to Jay Reid and hit the vote button so I can get it crack-a-lackin.
2:07
Adam
Best show on TV, quite easily, quite easily. And here's the thing, and I have said it many times, it's good for the same reason all these other Mark Burnett shows are good, The Contender is great, you know, for the same reason that The Apprentice is great or Survivor is great, except for at the end, instead of a kayak race, they beat the F out of each other. And that's really what you want to see. It's really weird and what we do in society now is we sort of substitute that feeling, that sort of visceral animal feeling of wanting to see the guy clobber the next guy by beating him in some game of strategy in the boardroom. It's a symbolic beating. This is an actual beating. It's really, it really just distilled it down. It's sort, it's sort of like...
2:51
Drew
It's getting closer to gladiator fights. You're right.
2:53
Adam
It's like, you know, remember how porn used to have a story and now it's gone. You just turn the movie on. It's like, all right, well, that's it. The end. That's, that's what this is. This is like, screw it. We're not going to pretend. We want to see these guys going at it. And sometimes there's bad blood and that makes it real exciting. And then other times the guys kind of like each other. Makes it even more interesting.
3:17
Yeah, yeah. See that?
3:18
Adam
Yeah. Now, let's see, Jonathon, who did you lose to? Who was your guy?
3:22
I lost to Jesse Brinkley, you know, in the second week. And we had one of those stories where we sort of liked each other.
3:29
Adam
Right.
3:30
And when it came time to fight, it was, I guess it was kind of hard for me to put that aside. But I guess Jesse wasn't paying no attention to it because he got in with me and sent me on to the house, man.
3:41
Adam
He's got a got a got a heavy hands, as they say in the business that Jesse does.
3:46
Adam
And he just won last week, right?
3:49
Adam
That him just beaten the number one dad, the number one dad, not the number one. Yeah, everyone hates Anthony because he's so sincere. He cries all the time.
3:58
Guest
I thought they hated Hamed.
4:00
Adam
Oh, they hated Hamed. Yeah, but Hamed, they hated in a in a sort of novel way because he was like a caricature with the sunglasses and the preening and the pretty boy and everything. I think people thought maybe he had his tongue in his cheek a little bit. The prince that is, but I think Anthony, they just think it's a actual pain in the ass. Yeah.
4:22
Guest
Well, I did not like him.
4:24
Adam
You like them?
4:24
Guest
The only thing I didn't like was is that Fargo humor he had. You know, he's from Minnesota, so he had that accent.
4:31
Adam
Yeah. Like big nostrils for a white guy, too. You don't normally see that. Yeah. A lot of air getting through there. That could have stopped them in the fifth round. I'm not sure. The whole glove got stuck in his nostril when he got hit with an uppercut. That uppercut.
4:44
Guest
That uppercut was a thing of beauty.
4:45
Adam
Yeah. And you know, that's what I was saying. What was I saying to you, Drew? What was I saying yesterday?
4:49
Drew
A seasoned fighter will use an uppercut.
4:50
Adam
Yeah. The newer guys will just wing and just throw, but the seasoned guys will throw that uppercut in there. You don't see amateurs throwing uppercuts. You don't see the guys with sort of the five and under stuff. But that uppercut, boy, you could sneak it in, especially when someone's getting a little bit tired. Sergio is a crafty fighter, by the way. He's long, he's lean, but he uses his defense. Drew, what else do I say?
5:13
Drew
About Sergio?
5:15
Guest
Anybody.
5:15
About boxing.
5:17
Adam
No, no. You can tell more about how good a fighter is by his defense than by his offense.
5:23
Guest
Exactly. Adam, I like you already.
5:25
Adam
Yeah, am I right?
5:26
Guest
Exactly.
5:26
Drew
We always talked about who was the guy you fought in the ring with, the big guy? Lamon Brewster.
5:30
Adam
Lamon Brewster.
5:32
Drew
You fought Lamon Brewster. And the way his defense slid off.
5:35
Adam
Yeah, he was slick for a big guy.
5:36
Guest
For a big guy, he's very slick.
5:37
Adam
But you could take a guy and in two years teach him how to throw punches and move forward. But it was going to take you 11 years to teach him the defense part. And that's how you can tell the real pros. So yeah, favorite show. What's going on this Sunday?
5:53
Drew
I can't tell you. You can't tell me anything?
5:54
Guest
Well, we can't really say much, but there's four guys left.
5:56
Adam
Four guys left.
5:56
Guest
I'm one of them. And there's two more episodes in the finale in May 24th in Caesar's Palace. So we're looking forward to that.
6:04
Adam
Yeah, a million bucks. Now wait a minute. Who got the card? Did you get the card?
6:07
Guest
I got a truck.
6:08
Adam
Man, he got a truck in one of the challenges. He was losing.
6:13
Guest
No, no, no, no. I got it by flipping a card. The challenge was...
6:16
Adam
Oh, that was the other guy.
6:17
Guest
Exactly. That was Joey.
6:19
Adam
Yeah, you got yours in...
6:20
Guest
In Las Vegas.
6:21
Adam
In Las Vegas. That's right. Yeah, first... They had like, I don't know, six guys standing around in a circle and they said, look, go up, flip a card, and whoever gets the Ace is going to go home with the forerunner. And Sergio just walked right up and flipped the first card. It was an Ace.
6:36
Guest
Toyota Tundra.
6:37
Adam
Pissed off everyone else in the play. But you know, a great thing about boxers is they're all... All of them have good hard luck stories, you know, so it's like their dad gets gone, their mom took care of them. They have 170 brothers and sisters. They're all lived in a matchbox. And then they start crying. Then the tears start coming down. No, it's true, though.
6:56
Guest
You don't need to be a boxer. I think everyone has a story, and that's why the Contenders are so popular because people indirectly live through us, you know.
7:05
Adam
And Sergio is a local boy from East LA. What gym did you go to when you were starting out?
7:12
Guest
I started off in Montebello, a police athletics lead. And then from there, I started up in Solid Rock, and that's still in East LA. And that's where I train right now, with your boulevard.
7:22
Adam
And you're working out with Jonathon?
7:24
Guest
I'm working out with Jonathon and a couple other guys.
7:27
Adam
Mm-hmm. Now see, that's a clue to me, Drew. That's a clue that he may have made the final.
7:32
Guest
No. Jonathon's out here trying to promote himself.
7:35
The thing is, you know, I'm out here trying to, you know, promote myself and put a little extra spunk into my repertoire.
7:43
Adam
Yeah.
7:43
You know, you never know what might happen, so I want to come out here and work with, you know, one of the best.
7:48
Adam
Yeah. Now it seems more like he made the final. I think he made the final because he's good. He's slick. Michelle over here doesn't normally go for the fellas, but I think she'd make an exception in Sergio's case.
8:02
Guest
Adam, am I right? Big fan, big fan. Got here, you guys.
8:07
Adam
Slick, slick boxer.
8:09
Guest
The Latin Snake. Oh, my God.
8:10
Adam
And it's good. It's good. I like Latin, too, you know. Latin Snake. It's a good name. And it's weird because you don't really have it. You don't really heard it.
8:19
Guest
I think it's pretty unique. And whenever I stop boxing, I got to, you know, you mentioned porn. I got another career there.
8:25
Adam
You got a great name for porn. All right. We will get to the phones this Sunday. This is going to be exciting. Talk to Brittany, who's 18. Brittany.
8:37
Guest
Hi.
8:38
Adam
What's up?
8:40
Guest
Okay. Well, this is my thing. It's kind of weird, but.
8:45
Adam
Hold on a second. Did you guys see that Corrales fight over the weekend? Oh, my God.
8:51
Guest
Yes, we did. One of the greatest fights ever.
8:54
Adam
Epic battle. I mean, epic. And you know, think about boxing matches is it's like some of them suck. And then once you see one, you'll never forget.
9:04
That was an example of two warriors getting in there, you know, wanting to give it their all and leave it inside the ring.
9:09
Adam
And a weird and but effective strategy. These guys are just going toe to toe for 10 rounds. They're both eyes are closing cuts, trading. What the second you think one guy's got a small advantage on the other guy, the other guy just comes winging back toe to toe the entire fight. No, no clinching, no hugging, no nothing. Just just toe to toe 10 rounds. But one guy seems like he's getting just a little bit better than the other guy. And toward the beginning of, I guess, the 10th or 11th round, he tags him, big upper, big upper hook, drops him, just just crumbles to the ground. He may not get up, but he staggers to his feet. They start training again, and 10 seconds later, he's down again. And it looks like it's over because the guy's eyes close. I mean, it's one thing you get dropped in the second round, you still have a nice coat of Carnauba wax on you. But when you're all busted up and you go down, you ain't coming back up. It goes up, but he spits his mouthpiece out. And so now the ref has to call time, and he has to pick up the mouthpiece and have to walk him over the corner. And his trainer, Goosen, Joe Goosen is like playing stupid, like, what do you want me to do with the man? He's like talking and wasting time and get the thing back into the guy's mouth. Well, now he's had 20, 30 seconds to refresh himself because he would have been dead. Otherwise, the guy would have ran across the ring, Adam. He would have been looking at three guys coming at him and just gone down. Gets refreshed just for 20 seconds, comes out, starts beating the crap out of the other guy, and they stop the fight. Beautiful fight. Amazing fight. But here's my thing. You're getting the S beat out of you for 10 rounds and your mouthpiece falls on the canvas. You don't need to wash it off. Just toss it back in. You're drinking your own blood. This guy blew a snot rocket on you in the fifth round. He's leaking out of all of his parts or hanging on you. You have his blood spread all over the thing. You've been eating leather for 10 rounds and just Vaseline, blood, and leather for 10 rounds. But the thing lands on the Cuervo sign on the canvas. So, get the Purell. We gotta wash this down. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah.
11:11
Guest
But whoever didn't see that fight, they gotta see it. What really sucks about that is what depreciated the greatness of that fight, that freaking horse, 50 to one, ended up winning that same day and then the next day.
11:23
Adam
Oh, like a Kentucky Derby?
11:24
Guest
Exactly. And then the next day, the front page is a horse instead of these two warriors.
11:29
Adam
It's really weird with boxing. Boxing was huge in the 50s and it had its stuff with Ali and everything. But in general, Tyson fights, it's on the seventh page. It's the back of the sports page. It's crazy and it's weird because these guys are amongst the highest paid, best known names and athletes in the world. Why is the Dodgers lose to the Padres 4-3 in Game 38 of the 160 game season and that's on the front page? And then there's a trout report and then there's a bunch of Collegiate Golf and then we get to the Warriors? How dare they?
12:08
Drew
I'm outraged. We have very ambivalent feelings about enjoying boxing.
12:12
Adam
Well, then if it's going to go away, it should go away. But if it's not, put it on the front page. What do you think?
12:19
Drew
Contender is going to help bring it back.
12:20
Adam
Yeah?
12:20
Yeah. I hope so.
12:21
Drew
Yeah. I think Kyson kind of helped disgrace it a little bit.
12:25
Adam
I'm telling you, this Chico Carolla's fight, you never, first off, you never just saw better sporting, you never saw a better 45 minutes of sport, number one. You never saw two more courageous guys. You never been more impressed with two guys. You never been more excited. It's incredible.
12:41
Guest
And then when the fight ended, like how they handled themselves, both of them, they were totally gentleman.
12:45
Adam
Yeah. Oh, I would have been whining like a stuck pig.
12:48
He took his mouthpiece.
12:50
Guest
He got it washed off. No complaining. No complaining.
12:52
Adam
I'd be crying. I'd just be crying and screaming. And I'd be yelling, Chip! I'd be yelling, Chip. You know, it's funny too. We always make fun of the guys too when they get those after fight interviews. Cause the guy just, he's basically, it's like he ran a marathon while someone beat him in the head for 26 miles. And it's like, what did you think of the fight? And the guy's like, well, Jim, I got hit my equilibrium. I was like, you can't even talk. It's like, he should be, anyone else would just be vomiting and be, and it just, it just heads spinning around, not even disoriented, calling for their mom, not knowing who, where they were. You know what I mean?
13:32
Guest
Especially when Larry Merchant does it, cause he's so slow and pedantic. And when he tells you what you did wrong, he's like, I know what I did wrong. I just finished getting knocked out. Thanks for telling me again. And then look at it in the monitor.
13:43
Adam
Yeah, imagine interviewing most folks that just got knocked out. I mean, whether it's just on the workplace. They'd just be crying and disoriented, not know where they were. So this guy, come on, he mispronounced that word. All right, you ready?
13:57
Drew
There we go.
13:57
Adam
Here we go. Step, oh yeah, Brittany.
14:01
Guest
Hi.
14:02
Adam
What's up?
14:03
Guest
Okay, so I've been seeing a psychiatrist and he told me that I am bipolar. And I was kind of the reason I'm confused about it is because I never thought of myself as bipolar before. And the only reason I'm really going to psychiatry is because my stepdad kind of sort of sexually abused me.
14:23
Drew
What did he do?
14:25
Guest
Well, he would like drill holes through the walls and peep on me and like expose himself to me.
14:31
Adam
You're not through the same hole, though, right? No. Different hole?
14:36
Guest
Yeah.
14:37
Adam
All right. He drill holes in the wall?
14:39
Guest
Yeah.
14:40
Drew
How do you find them?
14:41
Adam
Oh, that's a bad sign. I mean, you guys living in a trailer or something?
14:45
Guest
No, we have a huge house. I mean, we had 20 acres and horses.
14:50
Adam
Really?
14:51
Guest
Yeah.
14:51
Adam
The wall's like five inches thick. It's drilling a hole through it.
14:55
Guest
I know.
14:55
Adam
Okay.
14:55
Drew
Would you see him looking at you?
14:57
Guest
Yeah, we could see him sometimes. He mostly did it to me. It wasn't really my sister's as much, but.
15:04
Adam
And how old were you?
15:06
Guest
This went on since I was in sixth grade until I was 17.
15:10
Drew
Did you tell your mom?
15:11
Guest
Yeah, my mom knew about it the whole time.
15:13
Drew
Oh my God.
15:15
Guest
Yeah, it's weird.
15:16
Drew
All right. So what's your question?
15:17
Adam
Are you better looking than your sisters? I know it sounds like a horrible thing.
15:20
Drew
It is a horrible question, but it's a stepdad.
15:22
Adam
It's horrible, but stepdad. Yeah. Are you?
15:25
Guest
Yeah, I am. Yeah. Well, and they were a lot younger, too, so.
15:31
Adam
I've turned the corner on this guy.
15:32
Drew
So what is your question?
15:33
Adam
No, but I'm just saying, if your guy is like 40, 45, and you move in a house, there's a sporty 16 year old, like, she's getting out of the shower. Like, you had a couple of beers.
15:44
Drew
Stepdad. Stepdad. So Brittany, what's the question?
15:49
Guest
All right. I was wondering if bipolar has ever, like, developed because of, I mean, I have issues with my mom, too, some like relationship issues and stuff.
15:58
Drew
Yes. Bipolar can, trauma, post-traumatic stress disorder, borderline, and bipolar probably sit, probably related to one another. So having been abused and traumatized on stuff can be associated with bipolarity, yes.
16:13
Guest
And so would medicine still help me?
16:15
Drew
Yes, it will help you.
16:16
Adam
How weird is Thanksgiving and stuff? Do you go back home? Are you still living at home?
16:21
Guest
I'm living with my mom right now. She divorced my stepdad.
16:25
Adam
Because of this?
16:28
Guest
Because I told on him, and the only way she could have me and my sister's back was if she divorced him.
16:33
Oh, wow.
16:35
Drew
Went to court?
16:37
Guest
He actually was supposed to go to court on last Monday.
16:41
Drew
Oh my God, this just happened?
16:44
Guest
Yeah, about a year ago is when it all came out.
16:47
Drew
Wow.
16:49
Adam
All right. Your mom and you are doing okay?
16:52
Guest
Kind of, yeah.
16:53
Drew
You sound okay. You sound all right. Going to school? College?
16:57
Guest
I dropped out of high school, actually.
17:00
Drew
Let's finish that up. Finish that up. Come on.
17:03
Adam
We'll get to work. Just get to work.
17:05
Drew
She sounds smart.
17:06
Adam
All these people are trying to get through high school and it's not happening.
17:10
Drew
She's like a choosy rail about the crazy stuff at home, though.
17:13
Adam
Yeah? Jonathon, you finished high school?
17:15
I did.
17:16
Adam
Oh, you did? Sergio?
17:17
Drew
Yes, sir. High school?
17:18
Adam
Everyone's got a diploma? Me, too?
17:20
Drew
No, wait.
17:21
Adam
Well, not technically because I own the book room. 1995 for We the People. So. I couldn't physically pick up my diploma, but, you know, in my mind, in the eyes of God, you know, I think I want to go on a campaign to get, at the graduation perhaps this year at North Hollywood High, to get you your diploma. I think that would be good.
17:41
Drew
That would be a nice thing.
17:42
Adam
20 years later, I'm walking down the thing.
17:44
Drew
You got a comedy show coming up in the fall. It could be the opening sort of a.
17:48
Adam
Adam goes back and gets his diploma.
17:50
Drew
It's the opening series.
17:51
Adam
I think, you know, the reality is, is I think I could go get my diploma. I don't even think they'd want the money.
17:56
Drew
I think they need to give you one. I need one. They kicked you out for all those years. They've traumatized you.
18:02
Adam
Oh, way warehouse me.
18:04
Drew
That's right.
18:06
Adam
I didn't even know the difference between a state and a country when I left that dump. I couldn't do anything. All I did was clean carpets.
18:11
I think you ought to take one of us boxes over there with you. We're a strong army.
18:16
Drew
I need a side, I need a side of it.
18:18
That's right.
18:18
Drew
I want you guys to dress the same with sunglasses and cross your arms and look at it.
18:21
Adam
Yeah, and that's my right, that's my right and my left. That's right. Yeah. Get them boys.
18:27
We'll be sound like the diploma security.
18:29
Adam
Set it out. Yeah, and I might need a couple of diplomas. Like I might need like two and a doctorate.
18:36
Drew
Right, they ought to give you an honorary degree and your actual degree.
18:38
Adam
Oh, and I want a letter.
18:40
Drew
Oh yeah, a letter.
18:40
Adam
I want a letter for like varsity.
18:42
Drew
Football.
18:42
Adam
Yeah, I want a football varsity. Varsity football, that's what I'm going to need. Sarah?
18:47
Guest
Yeah.
18:48
Adam
You're 15? What's up, baby doll?
18:52
Guest
Oh, yeah, okay. Um, like I have kind of like big boobs or whatever. And like I have always had like boyfriends that are like jerky and stuff. And like they're always like feeling on me and like begging me to have sex and stuff.
19:10
Drew
Jerky? They're jerks. They're jerks. I see. Yeah, yeah.
19:13
And, um, horrible.
19:16
Guest
And like I've always like hated it and stuff.
19:18
Guest
But I always got those kind of guys.
19:20
Drew
Yeah.
19:21
Guest
Like, yeah, but, um.
19:22
Drew
Hang on, though. This is probably the only kind of guy we're going to meet, though.
19:25
Adam
It's like saying, oh, man, every time I get these Cracker Jacks, they always have these popcorn covered with caramel with a little prize in there and some peanuts. I got to get a new pack.
19:34
Drew
I hate that.
19:34
Adam
That's no good. Every single one's always the same. I got to get another one. I got bad luck with Cracker Jacks. Now I think that's all they are. That's all the guys are. They're all jerky. Sarah? You have to just find a respectful jerk who is willing to play the game a little bit and not make you think he wants sex.
19:55
Guest
I have a new boyfriend now, though. I'm like, he doesn't try anything with me and he's like really respectful. It kind of bothers me and I don't know why. Like, it's weird.
20:07
Drew
You want him to...
20:08
Guest
But now it makes me all...
20:09
Drew
He's gay. You want him to par you.
20:11
Guest
Huh?
20:12
Drew
You wish he were more aggressive.
20:13
Guest
Yeah, and I don't know why.
20:16
Adam
Well, don't women just want whatever it is they don't have all the time, constantly? That way they can walk around in a constant state of never being pleased.
20:25
Drew
Unless she needs chaos and trauma, that kind of stuff.
20:28
Adam
Sarah?
20:28
Drew
She's sabotaging this.
20:29
Adam
Chaos in the family?
20:32
Guest
Um, yeah.
20:33
Adam
What happened?
20:34
Guest
Well, my mom, she's like really mean and stuff. And like my dad used to be a coca addict and he went to prison and he just got back from prison. And now he's all in my life and stuff again.
20:49
Drew
All right. Well, that can work out pretty good.
20:51
Adam
Yeah.
20:51
Drew
It can make it difficult to have stable relationships. So what you may do is get very, very attracted to guys that are not available, sort of jerk guys, and then find a nice guy and then find a reason to sabotage that. So we recommend you kind of hang in with a nice guy and, you know, find a way to make that relationship work.
21:09
Adam
Yeah, don't sabotage that.
21:10
Drew
If you can tolerate it, yeah. If you can tolerate it, it will be a good thing.
21:13
Adam
Are you a virgin?
21:14
Guest
Yeah.
21:15
Adam
All right.
21:15
Drew
All right, good.
21:16
Guest
But like, my question or whatever is because like, I wanted to know, because like a few years ago, I got molested by my stepdad. And I want to know if like that has something to do with it.
21:28
Drew
Yes. Yes, that definitely does.
21:30
Adam
Oh, I'll tell you, from doing this show, I'd like to just put a bounty on stepdads.
21:34
Drew
Yeah.
21:35
Adam
I really would. Probably start with mine. He didn't molest me, but that sort of made me angry. Like, what? Not good enough? You know what I mean? I was a perfectly attractive young lad. You're so busy watching TV, you don't have time to molest. So I'd start with him and I would just keep going. Just take all the stepdads out. Well, there's a couple of good ones that would go down. I'm not going to be honest with you, but that's the way it works.
21:56
Drew
It's the risk.
21:57
Adam
We've got to throw that net out there. You know, it's like when you got a man-eating shark out there, you've got to go out and get it. Once in a while, a couple of dolphins get caught up in the net and even a couple of other sharks didn't even do anything. What are you going to do? You've got a man-eater out there. Am I right, gentlemen? All right, let's move on. I thought I was delivering a speech on a dock.
22:16
Drew
You need to run your fingers down a chalkboard.
22:20
Adam
The Contender, everybody. I'll tell you, you know, I watched the Oscar De La Hoya contender-like show, which was exactly the same, except for it wasn't any good. Now, for me, it was good because I love boxing so much. I would just gladly watch anyone box at any time. But I realized for the general public, it didn't capture their imagination. And, you know, it didn't have Stallone and it didn't have Sugar Ray. But it didn't have Mark Burnett. It didn't have that big score, the powerful score, and the fights. The fights are more exciting the way they're shot. The effects that he uses are more exciting than watching just in real time. And that, oh, showing the kids and the crowd and the daddies getting beat on and they're crying. It's incredible. Tell you, it's a powerful, powerful journey. Sergio.
23:13
Guest
Yes.
23:14
Adam
Is there odds going around with these things? There's got to be Vegas odds.
23:17
Guest
Well, there has to be. I just don't know about them.
23:18
Adam
You don't? You don't? You don't?
23:21
Guest
Come on.
23:21
Adam
OK. I think Sergio may be the favorite. I think he might be. I think he's considered, I think he's considered the most skilled. All the guys got a good chin. Adam? Listen, I've seen millions and millions of fights in my day. And there's a lot of good fighters out there. And I think you showed the most skill. I think, I think with your defense, I think also see when a guy is longer and he has the longer body parts, guys are longer, look dorky, not all of them. Yeah, I got the longer body parts. Guys that are sort of long and lean look dorky riding a bike. They look dorky trying to do gymnastics. They look dorky running. The dancing, they always just look, you always look better if you're shorter and have those smaller parts. Never is that more true than in boxing. That's the lighter weight guys look just crisp and sharp and some of the heavyweights look kind of lumbering and sloppy. So the fact that Sergio's got real long parts and still look sharp, that's a pretty good compliment.
24:23
Guest
You know you're boxing, Adam. You know you're boxing. For a tall guy like myself, I'm over six foot. To me to crouch down and then uncoil with punches the way I do, it's kind of unorthodox and that's kind of a style that attributes to.
24:37
Adam
There was another guy who was long who looked good too. He was called the Motor City Cobra. Maybe you know him. He's the hit man, Tommy Hearns.
24:45
Guest
That's the man right there.
24:47
Adam
When you got a name like the Motor City Cobra, do you got to change it? Was there other guys named the Motor City Cobra? Or is that not intimidating enough?
24:54
Guest
He was a snake too. Motor City Cobra and the Lion's Snake. I've got something going here.
24:58
Adam
I'm just saying, if I go with Motor City Cobra.
25:01
Drew
You're going with it.
25:01
Adam
Yeah, like they gave me Brillo head when I was in the eighth grade and I stuck with it.
25:06
Drew
Then you moved on to Ace though.
25:07
Adam
Yeah, I did modify days. We will take ourselves a little break. Got the contenders in here tonight and we'll be right back after this.
25:18
Loveline.
25:19
Okay.
25:20
Drew
Wait, wait.
25:21
My hair, my hair.
25:23
We'll be right back.
25:25
Guest
The one and only Live 105.
25:39
Adam
Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Talking to the contenders tonight, Sergio Mora is here tonight. Jonathon Reid. Hello. Is here tonight. Jonathon was unfortunately eliminated by the heavy-handed Jesse Brinkley, who had just won last week. It's good to see at least the guy who beat you has made it to the final four.
26:04
That's what I'm talking about. You know, that makes me look kind of good, but you know, I still wish that I was in the position that he's in right now, but you know.
26:14
Adam
And he's the only guy who knocked, I mean, really cleanly knocked another guy out. I mean, pretty much.
26:19
You know, it says a lot about my chin, man, because he cracked me with some good shots and the kingpin didn't go down. You know, the fans got to love a brother. This Mamadama was doing it, baby. You got to vote me back on so I can get on there and do something.
26:32
Adam
Well, here's the thing, too. It says here you have five kids.
26:36
Caller
That's right.
26:37
Adam
Wow.
26:37
Caller
You know, that lets them know that I don't shoot no blanks, man.
26:40
Adam
No. And that's a, speaking of nut, that's a big monthly nut.
26:43
Drew
You know what I mean?
26:45
Adam
That's five months in a fit.
26:45
Caller
I know that's right. I got to, man, I got to put some money in the kids, college fun and all that good stuff.
26:50
Adam
So here's, you know, here's what I'm talking about with Jonathon. I got to, I got some thoughts about Jonathon. Here's the deal. You got to vote to see the undercard fights are. There's a chance for these guys to get some more camera time to get on television. And another thing, too, for boxers, when you get some, when you get some exposure, when your name gets up there, you could go from, you know, 2,500 bucks to 50 grand to 100 grand or whatever, a fight. So many of these guys, it's just about.
27:19
Drew
The one coming up is a million dollars.
27:21
Adam
Right.
27:21
Drew
Yeah.
27:22
Adam
Yeah. Well, that's part of the show, but then whoever wins that fight obviously is going to have a name or even loses that fight is going to at least have a name. For boxing, there's so many guys out there whose names the public aren't familiar with. Even guys that are ranked in the top five, top ten guys, even champions, a lot of people don't know sometimes. So it's important to get your name out there. All these guys are good. I mean, they're all qualified. They're all, they all deserve to be there. But Jonathon over here, he's got a couple of kids. He's, I don't want to call him Long and the Tooth, but you know, he ain't 21. You know what I mean? He's not going to be going for another 10 years. He's got to make hay while the sun shines.
27:59
Caller
You know what I'm saying? I got to do my thing. You know, I'm 32 years old, but I'm a young 32. You understand what I'm talking about? I'm 32 and I feel like I'm 21. So that's why they got to watch out for the kingpin, because I'm ready. So you need to go to the website, contender.yahoo.com, and click on fan favorites, and hit the dot next to Jay Reid, and vote for me. You understand what I'm saying?
28:21
Adam
I am. I do. And you know, I do think that a lot of guys are going to vote for the people that got off most recently, like Anthony, number one dad, and that kind of stuff. But I'd go for the guy I like the most, the guy who has the most kids, and the guy who needs the most money. That's Jonathon.
28:41
Caller
All right.
28:41
Adam
Let's see. Let's talk to Nate, who's 28.
28:47
Caller
Yeah. How's it going?
28:48
Adam
What's happening?
28:50
Caller
Well, I live with my boss on his property here in Hillsboro, Oregon. His whole family lives here.
28:56
Drew
What kind of boss? You live with a boss. What kind of work do you do?
29:00
Caller
Logging.
29:01
Adam
You're logging.
29:02
Caller
Yeah. I live on a trailer on his property at Five Acres.
29:06
Drew
Does that mean you just cut down trees for like a gardener for him?
29:11
Adam
It was a logging company, the boss, right?
29:13
Caller
Well, he's the owner of the company, but there's a big difference between logging and cutting. I'm actually a timber follower and an arborist is what I am.
29:20
Drew
Cool.
29:21
Adam
I'm an arborist and a timber. Let me tell you this too. It's bad to live on family's properties in the guest house because it's not for you, for the family. Because that part where the family gets massacred goes up like tenfold because then first they blame the guy who was living on the guest house and the property and then realized it was the mansons or something like that. But it's always, you're going to discover the bodies, Nate. That's how it works.
29:49
Drew
Well, you know, with the Cato Cailin.
29:51
Adam
Yeah.
29:52
Caller
Well, it's weird. The other day the boss' wife has ducks. A couple of the ducks turned up missing. You know, I bird hunt.
30:01
Adam
You see?
30:02
Caller
See?
30:02
Adam
That's how it starts. I didn't steal the ducks. Yeah, but tell that to the cops. They blame you.
30:07
Drew
Hang on. What are you calling about? What are you calling about?
30:10
Hold on.
30:11
Adam
That phrase, turned up missing, always bothered me. Turned up means you got back from-
30:17
Drew
Show it up.
30:18
Adam
Yeah.
30:18
Drew
You can't be missing and turned up.
30:19
Adam
I don't like turned up missing.
30:21
Drew
I'm with you.
30:22
Adam
Turned out missing. Turned off.
30:24
Drew
Turned out to be missing.
30:25
Adam
Yeah. Turned up missing.
30:26
Drew
Ended up missing.
30:27
Adam
I never, it's right up there with can't win for losing.
30:30
Drew
I think it started with can't. Ended up.
30:32
Guest
Fat chance, slim chance.
30:33
Adam
Yeah.
30:34
Guest
Yeah.
30:34
Adam
Turned up missing. Never did like that.
30:36
Drew
All right, today, what's the question?
30:37
Caller
Well, anyways, I have a porn collection. I had a porn collection, I could say. And the boss's mom sometimes should come out and open up my trailer and stuff on the property, air it out for me while I'm out working.
30:47
Drew
Boss's mom.
30:49
Caller
Yeah.
30:49
Drew
Does she hunt porn? No.
30:52
Adam
She comes out, airs out your trailer.
30:54
Drew
Airs it out.
30:55
Caller
Porn.
30:56
Adam
Yeah. So what?
30:57
Caller
I want to approach the boss about it or whatnot.
30:59
Adam
What do you think? She stole the porn?
31:01
Caller
Well, I don't think she stole the porn. Per se. Found it and maybe gave it to the boss. And why is this on the property type of situation? Because the boss.
31:09
Adam
All right. That porn. That porn. Let me tell you. That porn is gone.
31:13
Drew
Yeah. Start over.
31:14
Adam
No. It's like when a drug deal goes bad and you steal a kilo of coke from some drug dealer, he doesn't go to the cops. He either goes after you or you don't get it back.
31:24
Drew
Bottom line is what he hopes for is that the boss does not approach him about that kilo.
31:28
Adam
Yeah. I mean, the porn's gone.
31:30
Drew
Yeah.
31:30
Adam
And would you go to air out some loggers trailer?
31:34
Drew
What does that mean?
31:37
Adam
I don't know what air.
31:37
Drew
I don't know. They can't open her again? They take the roof off?
31:41
Adam
Here's how you air out a trailer. You get a BB gun and you just go on your porch and put a few holes in it.
31:46
Drew
You open the door.
31:46
Adam
You open the door. Why do you have to air out his trailer? I don't know. I don't trust Nate. I don't believe it.
31:52
Guest
So this calls about lost porn?
31:54
Adam
I think it is.
31:55
Drew
And logging.
31:56
Guest
Oh, God.
31:57
Caller
Yeah.
31:59
Adam
Nate, we don't we don't believe you.
32:01
Drew
What do you mean, air out? What does that mean?
32:04
Caller
She's opened the trailer door. What fresh air into the day? It was 80 degrees today.
32:08
Caller
Nate, do you stink or something? I mean, what's the air out there, buddy?
32:11
Adam
I'm going with the air.
32:12
Caller
I work in the woods. I work in the woods.
32:14
Adam
Yeah, yeah. Lagers smell.
32:16
Caller
Well, if you're the one living in the trailer, then why does the boss's mom have to air out the trailer that you're living in all by yourself, buddy?
32:24
Adam
Yeah, I agree.
32:25
Caller
What else is going on in this room?
32:26
Adam
And don't you just lock it? It's ironic that lumberjacks are amongst the smelliest people around, but that Christmas tree, that air freshener tree that you hang up in your car? Delightful. You know what I mean? You ever think about that?
32:39
Drew
Irony.
32:39
Adam
That's pretty heavy.
32:40
Drew
Turned up missing.
32:41
Adam
That's heavy.
32:42
Adam
Wow.
32:43
Adam
Turned up missing.
32:45
Adam
Yeah.
32:46
Adam
Emily?
32:47
Yeah.
32:48
Adam
You're 20?
32:50
Caller
21.
32:51
Adam
You're 21. You've been on hold for a while.
32:53
Drew
What's up?
32:53
Caller
What's up? Basically, every now and then, very rarely, maybe like once in a couple months or once in a month, me and my boyfriend, during foreplay, there are erection problems. It's like it starts out okay, and then all of a sudden it's just gone and it can't come back.
33:14
Drew
Is that because it goes on too long?
33:18
Caller
No, no, it's not because it goes on too long. It's just, you know, it starts out with kissing or whatever, just it starts. And then when we get, you know, in the middle of foreplay, it'll just stop and then there's no way for it to come back.
33:32
Drew
Is there something come out of him during the foreplay? You see what I'm asking?
33:35
Caller
No, no, it's almost like, it's almost like it switches gears. Like we start doing something else. And then when I go back, like when I put my hand down there, when I go and I notice it's just gone and it just doesn't come back. And we blame it on other things like, oh, maybe we're, maybe he's just really tired. Like maybe he's not taking care of himself. It's like, but.
33:56
Drew
The one thing you check off your lift with a 20 year old, just this business about 20 year olds being too tired, check that one off.
34:01
Adam
Yeah, and he's not taking care.
34:03
Adam
Oh, he drank too much caffeine last week. Are you kidding? 20 year old has a boner all the time. Doesn't matter what he's doing.
34:10
Drew
Yes.
34:11
Caller
I think he's just got a short attention span.
34:14
Drew
Is he on medication?
34:15
Caller
No, well, he's 25. And I'm.
34:17
Drew
Oh, that makes all the difference. Is he on medication?
34:19
Adam
He's decrepit. Emily, I'm surprised he can change direction.
34:23
Caller
We have really crazy schedules sometimes. And this last week was like finals weekend. You know, we don't, we sometimes go through nights where we just don't sleep and we're studying or whatever. And then, you know, the night before last was actually like a really tough night. And then it happened this morning that.
34:40
Drew
Is he on the medication, Emily?
34:42
Adam
What the hell is she talking about?
34:43
Caller
I don't know.
34:44
Adam
What are you majoring in? Jabbering, non-stop?
34:48
No, no, no, no, no.
34:49
Adam
With an emphasis on rambling? What are you talking about?
34:53
Drew
Now I know what he's into. She's thinking like a girl. It's like, well, I didn't have the right mood. I was kind of busy.
34:57
Adam
Are you talking in the bedroom? Because that'll do it.
34:59
Drew
Yeah, that'll do it, all right. Listen, guys do not have those issues. They just don't.
35:03
Caller
Okay.
35:04
Adam
No, and being tired or being stressed or being, that, as you've been married for 30 years and you're in your 50s, that may be an excuse. Maybe.
35:11
Caller
Yeah, I don't really think it's because of that either.
35:13
Adam
All right, so you guys have had successful sex before though, right?
35:18
Caller
Oh yeah, like it was fine like last night and then this morning it was just like, what's going on?
35:24
Drew
Well, maybe he's, yeah, he has to reload, has to recharge the battery a little bit, Emily, you can't keep going. The guy has to build up the fluid again.
35:32
Adam
Yeah, yeah.
35:33
Guest
Give him a break, Emily.
35:34
Adam
Yeah.
35:34
Caller
Well, it's my first sexual experience, so I don't really know about the system.
35:39
Drew
Just understand it operates differently than a female. It's just a different system. Operates differently, thinks differently.
35:44
Adam
Yeah.
35:44
Drew
Different set of circumstances that make it run.
35:47
Guest
Emily, what's your boyfriend's name? Well, you know what? Just tell him to call Jonathon Reid.
35:53
Caller
Yeah, call me. That's the problem. I'm not your love doctor.
35:57
Drew
Vote from online.
35:58
Caller
Yeah, you got to vote for me online, contender.yahoo.com.
36:03
Drew
No, Emily, just realize, guys, after they ejaculate, have a refractory period. They can't have an erection from a while after that. If you've been having sex regularly, sometimes guys will have difficult getting an erection while there's sort of battery recharges. And that can take up to a day or so, some guys.
36:17
Adam
Yeah.
36:18
Guest
Okay.
36:19
Adam
All right, baby doll.
36:20
Guest
Okay.
36:21
Adam
Thank you. And listen, you have a lot of angst, and you're freaking them out.
36:25
Drew
You keep thinking it through what it will be like as a woman. The guys don't function like women. You got to ask him.
36:31
Caller
Frustrating because you start to think that it's you, or you start to think that something is wrong with their health. It's just, you know.
36:37
Drew
Well, yeah, I think something wrong with his health is a good bet if he actually is having a problem. But I don't think he's having a problem.
36:43
Adam
Yeah, he gave a tour the night before, probably three in the morning.
36:46
Drew
Right.
36:46
Adam
Then at 5:45 a.m. What's the matter?
36:48
Drew
What's the matter? What's the matter?
36:49
Adam
Yeah.
36:50
Drew
You're not into me anymore.
36:51
Adam
Are you talking to me?
36:52
Drew
Yes.
36:53
Adam
Okay. So I thought.
36:54
Drew
You're not.
36:55
Adam
No, I know. I know. I'm just wondering why you got so personal all of a sudden on the air.
36:59
Drew
Let's go.
36:59
Adam
You want to go to a break?
37:00
Drew
Yeah, let's go. All right.
37:01
Adam
Hold on. Bring me here.
37:03
Drew
I got to talk to you.
37:03
Adam
The virgin guy friend keeps asking for sex. Yeah.
37:07
Adam
We got Cole over here.
37:09
Adam
Breastfeeding. All right. Contender, everybody. Best show on TV quite easily. Boy, if you were into it six weeks ago, look out now. It's heating up and every fight has been good. And it really fights have gone. It ranged from good to great.
37:28
Drew
I think how amazing that is.
37:30
Adam
Yeah. I mean, and not only that, but the oftentimes or most often the underdog has come out on top. Now, I don't know if they're really the underdog or they're just spinning it that way.
37:44
Drew
They're the underdog.
37:45
Adam
But when you got one guy's 27 and one and the other guy who had a who's 8 and 0, but that's all with his fraternity and that guy wins. You know what I mean? I mean, that's an underdog winning no matter how you edit it. If he wins, he wins. All right. We'll take a little break. Jonathan is here. Sergio is here from The Contender. We'll be right back after this.
38:07
Guest
Hello.
38:08
Caller
This is your radio. Loveline will be right back.
38:15
Guest
The one and only Live 105.
38:36
Adam
Yeah, Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, talking a little contender tonight. NBC, 8 o'clock, best show on TV, Sergio Mora's here tonight, Jonathon Reid here tonight, Sergio known as the Latin Snake, Dr. Drew known as the Polish Sausage.
38:56
Drew
Yeah?
38:57
Caller
Yeah?
38:57
Adam
That's Polish in here, right?
38:59
Drew
Russian.
38:59
Adam
No Russian, no Polak at all?
39:01
Drew
No.
39:01
Adam
Nothing? Russian dressing? What do we call you?
39:04
Drew
Russian Sausage.
39:05
Adam
Russian to the bathroom? We got you something good, Drew. Yeah, let's say the, what rhymes with czar?
39:14
Drew
With some Scottish, maybe get some haggis in there or something.
39:18
Adam
Yeah, I think we'll stick with Russian, but we'll try to figure out a good nickname for you. Yeah, that was my first joke ever told on radio. Yeah, I said, I was training Jimmy Kimmel and I was like, we're trying to come up with nicknames for Jimmy. And first we thought maybe the Brooklyn Bomber, cause he's from Brooklyn. And then maybe we thought the Italian Tornado, but after seeing him move around in the ring, we just settled on Jim. You know, you're bad or really good. That's my thing. Like if your nickname was just Jim, that meant you were a tough MFer. You know what I mean? You'd be scared of a guy named Jim.
40:00
Drew
How about Jimmy?
40:01
Adam
Oh, Jimmy even worse. Yeah. They had a Jimmy in the competition. Yeah. You know, it's a cop out. Every once in a while, there's a guy named Brad and it's always bad, bad Brad, bad Brad hidden. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's a cop out. Yeah. Come on buddy. You got to do better than that. Brittany? Yeah? You're 14?
40:20
Caller
Yes.
40:21
Adam
I like to be like Adam the Dry Hump or Corolla or something, something that freaks you out a little bit.
40:25
Drew
You could be, you could be too.
40:26
Adam
Like forget about getting hit. You know you're going to get hit. You may get dry humped in that ring. I mean really freak a guy out. Give him something to think about in there.
40:34
Drew
Brittany? Yeah.
40:36
Adam
Well you know what I'm saying?
40:37
Adam
He's already looking at your hands, but he should be looking, you know, you make a move, he freaks out, he pulls his leg back and pow, big overhead cross.
40:44
Drew
Rear entry Corolla?
40:45
Adam
Yeah.
40:47
Drew
Brittany, 14. 14 guys, 14.
40:50
Adam
14. What's happening, Brittany?
40:54
Guest
I hang out with a lot of guys, like all my friends are guys, except for like a couple of them. Recently, one of my really close friends, he's been asking me to have sex with him and everything.
41:12
Drew
How old is this guy?
41:13
He's 15.
41:14
Drew
All right. So you tell them no, all guys are always going to be at you about that.
41:18
Guest
I know, I know. Like, I just keep like, every time he asks me, I just change the subject.
41:23
Drew
No, don't, don't, no, no, no, no, no, no. Close the door on him. Do not, do not actually slam it on his penis. Yeah, on his penis, he has to have nuts preferably.
41:31
Adam
Wow.
41:32
Drew
But don't get into deflecting or deferring or demurring. Just close it down. Shut it down. It'll stop.
41:38
Adam
You know, what's great is you even feel like you have to dignify it with an answer.
41:42
Drew
Right.
41:42
Adam
Like back in the day, you can ask someone for sex, you get hit with a purse.
41:46
Drew
Right.
41:47
Adam
Fresh, pow, with a purse. I mean, now it's like.
41:51
Drew
A shoe.
41:52
Adam
You can, yeah, you get hit with a shoe. Now you can just, or a rolling pin. That's when I asked my mom for sex, pow, with the rolling pin. But the thing is, the thing is now it's like, ah, just go ahead and ask.
42:02
Drew
No, no, beg. They start begging and then enjoying it.
42:05
Adam
Yeah, you break them down. Yeah, it's like asking your dad to take you to Chuck E. Cheese and stuff, eventually. Ah, get in the car, let's go.
42:11
Drew
Yeah.
42:12
Guest
Times have changed. I never asked for sex.
42:14
Adam
No.
42:14
Guest
No, man.
42:15
Adam
No.
42:15
Drew
Now, Brittany, just close them down. Shut it down.
42:17
Guest
Stay away, Brittany.
42:18
Adam
I used to wish for sex, but I never asked for it.
42:20
Drew
Very gracious and very firm. Swift and sure, okay? All right. They're asking for that.
42:27
Guest
Like, how would I just tell him?
42:29
Drew
They'll like you even more. Hey, cut it out. I said no.
42:35
Adam
Watch, watch. We'll try this.
42:37
Drew
Listen, listen, Brittany.
42:39
Adam
Ask me for sex.
42:40
Drew
You're gonna be Brittany, okay?
42:42
Adam
Oh yeah, I know.
42:43
Drew
Brittany, Brittany, we always hang out all the time. We have a great time. Why don't we have sex? It'd be great. Let's have sex. Come on, Brittany. Let's have sex. What do you think, Brittany? Let's have sex. Brittany, sex. Come on, Brittany.
42:51
Adam
I'm gonna give you oral and think about it.
42:57
Drew
Worth the David Ollard comment. No. Brittany, come on. Brittany, seriously, it's we're friends. It's a big deal.
43:01
Adam
What part of no don't you understand, son?
43:04
Drew
Brittany, Brittany, come on.
43:04
Adam
How about I take my steel-toed boot and drive it up your ass?
43:08
Caller
All right?
43:09
Adam
Huh?
43:10
Drew
Are you talking? How about some sex, Brittany?
43:12
Adam
No. Brittany, you just say no. That's all.
43:16
Drew
Yeah, just clear and clean and swift.
43:20
Adam
It's fine.
43:20
Drew
You'll be fine. I like you more that way.
43:22
Adam
Yeah, that's right. That's right. Well, he's not gonna like you more, but-
43:25
Drew
As a friend.
43:27
Adam
As a friend.
43:27
Drew
Yeah.
43:28
Adam
He'll respect you.
43:29
Drew
He'll stay a friend and not be somebody who just has sex with you and then moves on.
43:32
Adam
Well, let's address this for a second, because I think people think that when they tell people answers, they don't want to hear such as-
43:39
Drew
Women especially think if they don't make a guy happy all the time, he's gonna somehow think ill of her and just abandon her.
43:46
Adam
But not even in male-female relationships, just in all relationships, whether it's coworkers, whether it's sparring partners. See the way I weave that in today?
43:55
Guest
Yeah, well done.
43:57
Adam
Whatever it is, in a way, you think people aren't gonna like you when you tell them no or you can't do this or I'm not gonna do that. But in a way, they end up respecting you more. And it's just the opposite. When you keep saying yes, they just steamroll over you and they lose their respect for you.
44:10
Drew
It lets you have an adult relationship.
44:12
Adam
Right.
44:12
Guest
Especially when you're around a bunch of guys, you're probably the prize and this guy is the one that's trying to, you know, lure you in and claim you.
44:20
Adam
Yeah. So be careful with it. And by the way, even a guy you want to have sex with, if he just comes up and asks, you want to have sex, you should just say no out of principle. Yeah. All right. Oh, Drew, remember you used to have to have a rap, used to have to play like an instrument. You really have to have something going on. You have to dance. Guy's a great dancer. He gets all the ladies. Now you just got to just go at, you know, just go tell him. And then it's like, all right, all right. I'll just take oral. You know what I mean? Half the women we talked to is like, I didn't want to have sex with the guy. So I gave him a BJ. I felt bad. Know what I mean?
44:53
Drew
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
44:54
Adam
Consolation prize.
44:55
Drew
That's absurd.
44:56
Adam
I got to build a time machine, Drew.
44:58
Drew
And go, just learn how to dance? No, he needs to be a young man now.
45:04
Adam
No, no, I actually want to go build a time machine and get into my 80s. Because I want to wear one of those jumpsuits with my initials in it and just relax. And I'm tired of working. A lot of people when build a time machine go back. I want to go for and be like 80.
45:17
Drew
Just relax.
45:19
Adam
Jet and yell at kids to get off the lawn. Get off that lawn. That's what I want to do.
45:24
Caller
No, I like it out here.
45:25
Adam
Yeah. Jet, is that your real name?
45:28
Caller
Yes.
45:29
Adam
Well.
45:29
Drew
I drink alcohol.
45:30
Adam
All right. Is your parents Paul McCartney fans?
45:34
Caller
No, I drink alcohol. No, no, not at all. I was named after a French actress.
45:41
Adam
All right. Okay. Are you drunk?
45:44
Caller
No, not at all. Should I be?
45:46
Drew
No, no, just your voice quality.
45:50
Adam
I have no idea. Oh, this is Jett DePan.
45:53
Drew
Yes.
45:53
Adam
I was thinking of Paul McCartney, so.
45:55
Drew
I know. All right.
45:56
Adam
Go ahead, Jett.
45:58
Drew
That's pretty sad, Adam.
45:58
Caller
I heard you guys talking about, you know, all this take a blow job and everything else. And I'm trying to figure out why. I don't understand the concept of why women won't swallow.
46:12
Drew
Well, how about women that really are aversive to this act? Is that more difficult for you to understand?
46:18
Caller
And they, well, they like the taste of themselves, but they won't swallow a man or why a man like-
46:24
Drew
Well, slow down. Hang on. Jett, Jett, Jett, Jett, Jett. Let's take a break. We gotta talk to Jett some more.
46:30
Adam
I like the taste of this.
46:31
Drew
Yeah, that's like, huh?
46:32
Adam
How do they even get to that? And they must use it. The only way you could taste yourself as a woman is if you used a baguette. And then you...
46:41
Drew
Crackers.
46:43
Adam
You taste yourself, you know? That's a creepiest thing, though. I want to taste you.
46:49
Drew
We gotta talk to Jett some more. We need a little conversation.
46:51
Adam
Let's just start calling women hypocrites. All right. All right. Sergio is here. Jonathan is here. Both from The Contender, NBC, 8 o'clock Sunday night. Best show on TV. Hate to say it, but it just is. Love that show. We'll take a quick break.
47:06
Adam
Be right back after this.
47:49
Adam
Hey everybody, it's LoveLina, man. That's Dr. Drew.
47:53
Drew
We lost our caller we were talking to. She was interesting. She's welcome to call back.
47:57
Adam
Yeah, she certainly is. Even on my cell phone. Phone number, 1-800-LE-1-9-1. Sergio and Jonathon both here tonight from The Contender. Best show on TV. Sergio has made the cut to the final four. Peter Manfredo, who's looking good, who missed, lost his first fight. They voted him back in. He came back in. And so far, he's been on a roll. Jesse Brinkley, who won last week in dramatic fashion. Down. Down probably couldn't have won the fight without a knockout and then pow. Big uppercut. Actually two big uppercuts. Got number one dad out of there. And then Alfonso Gomez, who Michelle has a huge crush on. He's a likable guy. Very likable. He's a very sweet guy. And another guy is good in the skills department, but probably not as crafty as the Latin snake, Sergio. Thank you. Not as crafty. But moves forward and sort of a nice combination between being sort of just aggressive and having some good movement. So I don't know who the favorites would be. I would be real hard to bet against any of them. And since they're all 160 pounds and they're all evenly matched, I would say, I'd say any one of them could beat any one of them on any given night. I got to say Alfonso and Sergio, though, would probably have the edge on the rest of the contenders at this stage of the game. Also, if you want to get back and see Jonathon Reid, five kids, that's a big nut, lots of mouths and feet. Bring him back, get a little cash in his pocket. What do you do, Jonathon?
49:56
Drew
contender.yahoo.com, Jay Reid.
49:58
Caller
That's right, contender.yahoo.com and hit on cotton picking dad gum vote for fan favors and then hit the button next to my sexy face and then hit the vote button. You understand what I'm talking about, right? It's gonna be some changes around here. If you want to see the kingpin do its thing, you got to get on that internet.
50:20
Adam
All going down on May 24th in Vegas, Caesars Palace. Wow, huge. Oh my God. Listen, I would be hoping I would lose. It's sooner than later just so I wouldn't have to make that walk to the ring in Caesars Palace, National TV, the huge crowd. I would be freaked out. I have the heart of a loser. That's what we dream of. You have the heart of a lion. I have a heart of a loser. And then they never talk about, what about that lion? Does he have a human heart now? What's he doing for a heart? You know what I mean? Maybe he's like speaking, like he's saying to the other lions, like, man, I'd like to read a book and then eat myself a Salisbury steak. And the other lions are like, whatever.
50:58
Guest
Adam, you found your call. You found your, this is where your heart is.
51:02
Adam
I know, but I'll tell you, I would be thrilled and just scared to death to go out there. I wish I would. Only thing I do know is all the guys that have done too much praying have been knocked out so far. So I would take it easy. I would take it easy with God. I think God is like, come on, buddy, you can't ask me to help you beat another guy up. Now I'm going to send you down. See what I mean?
51:25
Drew
There you go.
51:26
Adam
Yeah. I'd like to see a boxer who was into Wicca. Oh. Yeah, like a, who was into like witchcraft.
51:33
Drew
Nice.
51:34
Adam
And he actually was like putting spells on his opponents. Yeah, be smart.
51:38
Drew
Throwing things into the volcano.
51:39
Adam
Little eye of newt. Sure. Cole?
51:42
Caller
Yeah. Hey, Sergio and Jonathon, and I'd like the Moscow medic, Dr. Drew, to weigh in on this.
51:48
Adam
Oh, that's good.
51:50
Drew
Well done, Cole.
51:51
Adam
Russian name.
51:52
Caller
I was thinking of the Soviet surgeon, but I wasn't too sure.
51:55
Guest
Hey, that's pretty good.
51:57
Caller
I'm a goaltender and I talk, and I wanted to ask the gentleman, is there any merit in not having sex the night before a game or a fight?
52:05
Guest
Great question. Well, the doc could probably help you out here. I think it's more mental than anything, but the rule is that you lose testosterone. That's what the...
52:16
Drew
There's sort of a maximal zone where if you don't ejaculate for a long period of time, your testosterone will drop off, and if you do it too much, your testosterone will drop off.
52:26
Guest
So you tell me I need to go jerk off?
52:28
Drew
I'm just saying. The one thing that it will give you by letting it build up a little bit is a sense of frustration.
52:34
Adam
It will bring that in the ring, take it out on a guy.
52:37
Guest
Well, that's good on a boxing match. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
52:39
Drew
It's good for goalie too, I'd imagine.
52:41
Adam
I'm not world classic. These guys had a couple of amateur fights, and I can tell you that before a fight, to get the tape off the glove and actually beat off and then get the tape back on with just moments going in the ring is not a great strategy. I mean, those things-
52:57
Drew
So you've got to do it with the glove on, what you're saying.
52:59
Adam
I'm saying get your hands taped, but then before the glove goes on, that's when you've got to do it. I would always decide after the glove was on and the thing was taped up.
53:07
Drew
You find a way.
53:08
Adam
Yeah, I'm just saying, or maybe just do it the night before. It's now as I think about it. Here's what I understand about taping those boxing gloves. They always put the cloth tape, the medical white tape around the laces because you will get laced, you know, and actually the laces will hurt you. So they put the cloth tape around there. And then in every other fight, the cloth tape would start coming off, and there'd be like four inches of it dangling. And for some reason, just like the mouthpiece, it needed to be rinsed off as the guy was getting bloodied. Somehow this little piece of tape was going to do world-class damage to a boxer, even though there was a fist inside the glove where the tape was loose that was beating the bejesus out of the guy. But it's like this little piece of tape could get in your eye. So they always immediately stop it. They're like, oh, the tape's loose. We got to stop time out, time out. And they pull them and the guy tries to fix it. Well, at a certain point, they start going with duct tape because duct tape ain't coming off.
54:02
Drew
Why did they start with the duct tape?
54:03
Adam
I don't know why they didn't start with the duct tape, whatever you call it, Drew. But they went to duct tape. Now they've gone back to the cloth tape.
54:11
Guest
They're changing it.
54:12
Adam
But why not just stick with the duct tape?
54:14
Guest
It works.
54:15
Adam
It doesn't look cool.
54:16
Drew
It's not as cool.
54:17
Guest
Yeah, I think so.
54:18
Adam
But they make it in red. It looks pretty cool in red. All I'm saying is in this great Corallis fight we were talking about earlier in the show, they had to fix the glove at a certain point. And they do it in great fights. They do it in world-class belt fights. They do it all the time.
54:35
Adam
Just go with the duct tape.
54:36
Adam
Or just agree on it. Boxing's one of those sports where it's like, they always complain that they don't get any respect. But then they do stupid things all the time, too, that they should fix. I would fix. I'd start five as a commissioner, duct tape, all the way around. Who are we talking to, Drew? All right, so can you, what's the deal with beating off?
54:54
Drew
Enjoy.
54:55
Adam
Oh, really? It's a game on. No, really, would you do it the night before?
54:59
Guest
No, I would like to know.
55:00
Drew
I would say no. Not the night before. I would say let it go a few nights, yeah.
55:04
Adam
Well, you can't go more than three.
55:07
Drew
Whatever you can tolerate.
55:08
Adam
Whatever you can tolerate?
55:09
Guest
I go two months.
55:10
Drew
Two months?
55:10
Adam
Two months!
55:12
Guest
Get out! See, I didn't want to say it.
55:13
Drew
See, I think that would drop your testosterone.
55:15
Adam
You don't go two months, because you'll dry up. Your nans will shut down.
55:20
Guest
That's the fallacy in boxing that we all follow. I go two months.
55:23
Adam
Two months. Well, I'll tell you the one good thing is, if you got a bunch of 22 year old guys all living in the same house, it's a beat fest. Now, the fact that they're boxers takes that problem right out of you. That's a good thing. Yeah. All right, so where are we, Drew?
55:39
Drew
I'm talking to Amanda.
55:40
Adam
How long, though, do you wait if you've got to fight?
55:42
Drew
A week or two.
55:44
Adam
There's a big difference between a week and two. That's 100% different.
55:47
Drew
I think it's different.
55:48
Adam
One week.
55:48
Drew
You're one week. At least a week.
55:49
Adam
Okay.
55:50
Adam
At least a week.
55:50
Adam
Wow.
55:52
Caller
It's good to know.
55:53
Guest
I got a week.
55:55
Adam
Amanda?
55:56
Caller
Yeah.
55:57
Adam
You're 19?
55:58
Caller
Yes, I am.
55:59
Adam
What's happening?
56:00
Caller
Okay. Any time my boyfriend goes down on me, the sensation is just too much and I can't handle it. And I'll literally push him away.
56:09
Drew
Do you have orgasms with intercourse?
56:12
Caller
Yes.
56:12
Drew
That's you. The women that have multiple orgasms with intercourse do not like oral sex.
56:18
Adam
Oh, really?
56:19
Drew
Yeah.
56:19
Adam
Wow.
56:20
Drew
And that's you.
56:21
Adam
Man, imagine that.
56:23
Adam
What a package.
56:24
Guest
And vice versa, right? Like if they don't have orgasms.
56:27
Drew
Right. Oral sex seems to be the only one.
56:29
Adam
Yeah. Those are the ones I get stuck with.
56:31
Guest
Yeah, me too.
56:32
Adam
Yeah.
56:33
Drew
That's most of them.
56:33
Adam
What a package. Like I can only have, you know, I have millions of orgasms through an intercourse, but I'm grossed out by you going down on me.
56:41
Drew
That's just uncomfortable. Yeah.
56:42
Adam
Well, done and done. Your wish is my command, unless your wish is for me to go down on you. In which case, I just want to have sex.
56:49
Drew
All right.
56:49
Adam
So, Amanda, this is good. This is fine. This is you.
56:54
Caller
But I don't have multiple orgasms. I don't even consider.
56:58
Drew
You're 19. It'll start. It'll start up. I bet you.
57:03
Adam
Well, do you have one orgasm?
57:06
Caller
On the rare occasion, yeah.
57:08
Drew
Oh, I thought you said you do have with an intercourse. Yeah.
57:10
Caller
I do have orgasms, but not rarely.
57:14
Drew
Not easily.
57:15
Adam
Yeah.
57:16
Caller
And lately, I've been playing with myself. Why? We're having intercourse and I'll have an orgasm like that. And I can handle with me playing with myself. But when he does it, I can't stand it at all.
57:28
Drew
Well, maybe it's just the way he's doing it.
57:30
Adam
Yeah. And by the way, it's unfair to ask a guy to do a good job. Sort of pain, bending the elbow around and trying to prop yourself up against the backstop of the bed there. It's you know, you're good. You're good at that. Drew's good at that.
57:43
Drew
What are you talking about?
57:45
Adam
He's playing with her. You know, you're saying he you don't like him playing with you when he's having sex with you, right?
57:52
Drew
Right. Right. Right. But also he but he doesn't know he's doing with all sex. He's over.
57:55
Adam
Oh, yeah. He's he's too he's too ambitious.
57:58
Drew
Yeah.
57:58
Caller
Are you are you a talker?
58:00
Drew
She's 19. She's 19. She's young. He's young. So what do you talk?
58:04
Adam
Do you tell him what you want?
58:06
Caller
I try, but it's sort of, I don't know, intimidating kids. He's my only partner that I've had. So we're sort of learning together.
58:16
Adam
All right. All right. So you just say you're new.
58:18
Drew
You got to direct him. He's got to learn what works for you.
58:22
Caller
You got to lead him down the right path, sweetheart. You know what I'm saying? Maybe it's the way you talk to him when you talk to him.
58:27
Drew
Yeah. What he likes is not what you like. And the guys have trouble figuring that stuff out.
58:31
Adam
Well, let me do my cat dog analogy again. Thank you.
58:34
Adam
Here it goes.
58:36
Adam
What it is is, especially, it takes a while as a guy to learn that women don't like the same thing you like. And you would just assume it's like if you were, that's the way you think as a human being. Like, I'm going to order a pizza.
58:48
Adam
Oh, all right.
58:49
Drew
People must love pizza.
58:49
Adam
Oh, I like the pineapple and the Canadian bacon. Let's get three of those. And then everyone shows up at your house. They're like, are you an idiot? I don't like that. But you just think like, and then you start thinking, how could you not like what I like? Men and women, totally different. And women, so men, especially 19 year old guys, they want to be treated, they want their junk handled vigorously, fast pace, with a kung fu grip. You know what I mean? Tons of lube, big kung fu grip, let's go at it. You go to women with that same speed and that same cadence, you freak them out and they don't like it. They like it low and slow. And here's the cat and the dog thing. As a guy, you're like a dog. You want to chew, you want to play, you want to wrestle, you want to get rough, you want to go at it. Women, they're like cats. And if you go at a dog, I mean, I go at my dog, I flip him over, I start working the belly, I start slapping him and then grabbing him, I start wrestling, pulling the ears all out of the place. Cat, you can't do that. Cat, you can't even see you paying attention to it or it gets upset. Cat's like, what? He's getting up. Is he coming to pet me? Because I'm getting on top of the fridge if he thinks he's coming over here. Cat, you just have to sit there. Cat's got to come to you. Then you put your hand down. But you can't lunge at the cat. And you can't pick it up and start doing that, who's a good cat?
1:00:12
Drew
Who's a good?
1:00:12
Adam
You see, you don't talk to your cat.
1:00:14
Drew
Flip it over.
1:00:15
Adam
Dog, you talk to him. Look at him.
1:00:16
He knows he's doing it.
1:00:18
Adam
You don't do that to a cat. You never go, who's a good cat? The cat will just freak out, jump on your head, claw your corneas out, and then just take off for the solitude of the refrigerator top again. So you put your hand, and what's the cat do? Cat comes around, and the cat starts pushing on you a little. It'll tell you where the pressure is, you know? And you just start pushing, and the cat will provide its own pressure, you know what I mean? The cat will sort of go up against you, then smooth, rhythmic, not going against the grain, nothing herky-jerky, no quick movements, nice, smooth, repetitive motions. That's what they want.
1:00:54
Guest
You're turning me on.
1:00:56
Adam
It hasn't been off in nine months. It's going nuts. It's like a caged animal. I'd be out of control too, except for thank God, I only got seven hours. Under my belt, so to speak. Yeah, so nice, slow, rhythmic, and not the way you want it. Now, you can't, a 19 year old kid doesn't know that. He's just gonna dive in and go at it, right?
1:01:18
Drew
Yeah, he doesn't know.
1:01:19
Adam
They don't know. And the only thing he does know is watching porn.
1:01:22
Drew
Which is worse.
1:01:23
Adam
That's dog on dog.
1:01:24
Drew
Yeah, yeah.
1:01:26
Adam
Chicks ain't into, that ain't the way chicks like it. That's the way guys like to think chicks like it, and they make the movies for dudes.
1:01:32
Drew
Right, wish the chicks would like it.
1:01:34
Adam
Yeah, there should be disclaimer. Like, you know they do that disclaimer, like all models over 18 years of age, they should do one. Dudes, this is not how your girlfriend wants it. This is only for you to beat off. You know what I'm saying? Drew, write that down.
1:01:49
Drew
Not to be misconstrued for the behavior of a normal female.
1:01:52
Adam
That's right, that's right. And it's a huge disappointment, because first you go at them, you go down on them, you screw that up. Then, when you finally do Bust a Nut, they don't rub it into themselves, going ooo, more, more. They're like, ow, Christ, why don't you say something? This is new blouse. Okay, there'll be no more of this. So you watch porn, you get ruined. You think, oh, look at her. She loves the taste of it, she can't get enough. She loves it. Then you get with your girlfriend, and it's like, what are you, high? Get out of here. Do it, do it in the cactus.
1:02:25
Drew
Oh, no.
1:02:26
Adam
It really is misleading. Now think about this. Every 14-year-old kid's on the internet, every boy grows up, he's watching, he's logged 7,000 hours of porn before he grabs his first boob.
1:02:38
Drew
Yeah.
1:02:39
Adam
Right?
1:02:39
Drew
Yeah.
1:02:40
Adam
Now he's all off. He's gone. At least we didn't see enough porn to be pushed the wrong direction that far. Yes.
1:02:46
Guest
That caller from Oregon, what's he hating life?
1:02:49
Adam
Yeah. Oh, the guy out in the shed.
1:02:51
Guest
There you go, the timber boy.
1:02:52
Adam
He misses his porn, his beloved porn. Melissa?
1:02:57
Yeah.
1:02:57
Adam
You're 28?
1:02:58
Caller
I am.
1:02:59
Adam
What's up?
1:03:00
Caller
My question is, is I had a baby back in December and I'm breastfeeding. In February, I found out that I have long QT syndrome. So therefore, I can't-
1:03:13
Drew
It's a rhythm, it's an electric cardiographic change that puts her at risk for something called-
1:03:17
Caller
Right. And I've been to an-
1:03:18
Drew
It's called something called Toursade de Pointe. Right. Toursade de Pointe. It's French. But it's- Do you have any kind of cardiomyopathy, any intrinsic muscle disease of the heart?
1:03:27
Caller
No.
1:03:28
Drew
So your heart muscle is good?
1:03:29
Caller
Yes.
1:03:30
Drew
And you have no valvular heart disease?
1:03:31
Caller
No.
1:03:32
Drew
You just have the long QT syndrome?
1:03:33
Caller
Yes.
1:03:35
Caller
Yes. I actually, I found out because I was on the phone with my husband and, you know, had a fainting spell passed out. I was on the phone with him and so he called the fire department and that's where they found me.
1:03:49
Adam
Really?
1:03:49
Caller
Yeah. And so my EKG came back, you know.
1:03:53
Adam
It would be nice if your wife fainted once in a while during those marathon conversations she has when we're on limo driving from town to town and you're on the cell and you try to get off the phone with a third. Okay sweetie. All right. We'll do. We'll do. No, no. We'll do. We'll do. Okay. Just fainted during one of those.
1:04:10
Drew
Those are my patients.
1:04:10
Adam
Oh, okay.
1:04:13
Caller
So my question is since one of the things that I can't do is exercise.
1:04:21
Drew
Well, now wait a minute.
1:04:22
Adam
Well, because you can't get your heart rate up.
1:04:24
Caller
Right.
1:04:25
Drew
Well, you can't. You're not supposed to Valsalva.
1:04:27
Adam
What's that mean?
1:04:27
Drew
Just bear down real hard. What do you mean you can't? Are they finished to work up or what's the deal here?
1:04:32
Caller
Well, my cardiologist, he put me on beta blocker and told me that no excessive exercising. Before I had, before I found out I had this, I have congenital, long QT, and before I had it, I, you know, was working out 40 minutes a day, cardiovascular, had a really great exercise plan, and he doesn't want me to do that.
1:04:58
Drew
Well, he said no excessive exercise. You're going to have to find out from him exact, and you may be able to go to cardiac rehabilitation and do, do exercise under monitoring.
1:05:05
Adam
Should you do, and should you do something like, you know, if you're running on a treadmill or something and you collapse, you're going to get dinged up pretty good. But if you're on one of those stationary bikes or something, It's bad times. You don't want to die?
1:05:18
Drew
Yeah. And so she needs, what she needs to go and talk to the doctor about exactly what is okay. I mean, on the beta blockers, nothing's going to happen. She's going to be fine. And the probability is you can exercise fairly normally, but you may want to sort of kick into that exercise program under monitored supervision.
1:05:34
Adam
My prom date dropped that.
1:05:35
Drew
Cardiac rehab. They're those usually different things than this, frankly.
1:05:38
Adam
She's just a hot chick.
1:05:40
Drew
Here's the deal. If she really had a risk of sudden death, they'd put what's called implantable defibrillator in her. Ooh.
1:05:45
Adam
Which they put her in it.
1:05:46
Drew
Yeah, they put the little, looks like a pacemaker.
1:05:48
Adam
And your stuff, if it shuts down, it kicks on?
1:05:50
Drew
It's like having a, like the paddles.
1:05:53
Adam
Like having a crash card in you?
1:05:54
Drew
In your chest, exactly.
1:05:56
Adam
Wow. Wow.
1:05:57
Drew
And that's what you do now for people that have real serious.
1:05:59
Adam
So they put a, what's it, a defibrillator, did you say?
1:06:02
Drew
Yeah, it's called implantable defibrillator.
1:06:03
Adam
And they put it inside you, and if your heart stops.
1:06:06
Drew
It socks your back.
1:06:07
Adam
How about I get one of those anyway?
1:06:09
Drew
It's an interesting idea, right?
1:06:11
Adam
Well, what could it hurt? I got a spare tire in my car. You know what I'm saying? You don't have to have tire problems to have a spare tire.
1:06:18
Drew
I got you.
1:06:19
Adam
You know what I'm saying? What's wrong?
1:06:21
Adam
I got some money. I want one of those implantable defibrillators and I want a vagina. I mean, here's the thing, as long as I'm under, you know, just do the whole thing.
1:06:29
Drew
Just turn the penis inside out and form a vagina?
1:06:31
Adam
No, I want to keep mine.
1:06:33
Drew
Oh, you want a vagina and a penis?
1:06:34
Adam
Yeah, yeah. Well, what do you think?
1:06:36
Drew
Well, I thought you wanted the usual.
1:06:37
Adam
Oh, no, I'm going to strike it out on my own.
1:06:39
Adam
You know what I'm saying?
1:06:40
Drew
Nice.
1:06:40
Adam
Yeah.
1:06:41
Adam
Yeah, we'll get one of those. And then your heart stops and then it kicks on again.
1:06:44
Caller
You know, Adam, I think you'd be lost if you actually had a vagina, man.
1:06:47
Adam
Really?
1:06:49
Caller
You wouldn't know how to handle it. You wouldn't know whether to stand up or sit down, buddy.
1:06:52
Adam
You're right. And I probably for sure have cramps, at least, at least, at least, at least. And with my my eyebrows, those things get spread out. You know, I have cramps in my brow.
1:07:04
Caller
I think your first panic would be your first yeast infection. Oh, my God.
1:07:08
Adam
I would be I would I would be treating it with that TSP. I would just be dumping my cleanser into myself. And I wouldn't even know what do you got? That's a mixture. Yeah, that's that's lacquer thinner, trisodium phosphate and Jiffy. Let's put all in there to clean it up for your work. All right. Let's take ourselves a little break. We got the contenders in here tonight. Sergio, Latin Snake in here, Jonathon Reid, also in here. Sunday night. Oh man. Sunday night. Getting exciting. What's going on? Who's fighting this Sunday? Could it be Sergio? Let me think. Alfonso hasn't fought in a little while. Maybe Alfonso's getting in there.
1:07:53
Drew
With Sergio?
1:07:57
Adam
I don't know, Sergio. It's been a while for Sergio, too. Because Jesse and Peter fought most recently. Oh, this is going to be tough. Oh, man. But you can tell me this, because I've said you can tell me this, even if you can't tell me. You can tell me in real time the difference. Like, let's just say Jesse, who fought last week, Jesse Brinkley fought last week and won. If he were to fight in this week's episode, not saying he is, but if he were to fight, how great a distance would that be between fights? Would it be a couple weeks or five days?
1:08:33
Guest
No, it was three to six days.
1:08:35
Adam
Wow. Because, I mean, it's like, you know, these guys are, they're not going, you know, three, two minute rounds. They're going five rounds. These are wars. I mean, your ribs are hurting. I mean, you're beat up. You got a car accident. I mean, you really, if you were, you know, if this was any other situation, you would take at least a couple months off before, before you got back in. And these guys getting back in three to six days.
1:08:59
Guest
Well, it could have been as much as like two weeks when there was more people. But now that there's only four, the final four, it's only three day difference.
1:09:08
Adam
Warriors, Drew. Do you hear me?
1:09:09
Drew
Warriors.
1:09:10
Adam
True warriors.
1:09:11
Adam
Yeah?
1:09:12
Drew
Yep.
1:09:12
Adam
All right.
1:09:13
Adam
And we'll take ourselves a little break.
1:09:15
Adam
We'll be right back after this.
1:09:18
Adam
Dude, you got issues.
1:09:20
Caller
Call Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191.
1:09:26
Guest
The One and Only, Live 105.
1:09:40
Adam
Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline, I'm Adam.
1:09:41
Adam
That's Dr. Drew.
1:09:43
Drew
My daughter thinks she wants to get a heavy bag.
1:09:45
Adam
Your daughter?
1:09:45
Drew
Yes, maybe I'll go back to her.
1:09:47
Adam
I mean, she's angry. Heavy bag's good. You just don't whack away on that thing.
1:09:52
Drew
That's what I'm thinking.
1:09:52
Adam
You just walk in one day, you see her, I hate you, dad. She's bounding the crab. I hate you so much. Yeah, she's pawing at it. You find your old son humping it.
1:10:03
Drew
Oh, please.
1:10:04
Adam
All right. I get you set up the good heavy bag. You know what's good? The heavy bag, water, water, heavy bags. Yeah, nice. Good on the hands. Talking to the contenders tonight, Sergio Mora is here tonight, Jonathan Reed.
1:10:17
Adam
See you tonight.
1:10:19
Adam
Best show on TV. And I'm thinking boxing is having a little resurgence because you have the contender. You got a prime time successful boxing program. You got Cinderella Man coming out, which is a new movie with Russell Crowe. You had what's the million dollar baby, wins the Academy Award. I passed a movie theater and there was another boxing movie that was just down. It was like an art house theater, but Lemmings. It's getting, it's coming. Yeah.
1:10:47
Guest
And then Jack Johnson's story was really popular.
1:10:50
Adam
Oh, it was. Yeah. Yeah. On television. Yeah. Jack Johnson. He's the first Jewish accountant. No, no, it's the first black finder, Drew.
1:10:59
Adam
He's going around with it.
1:11:01
Adam
Yeah. He was, he was, he was like way before Muhammad Ali was mouthing off. He was doing it. And that was back. And he was with the white ladies and it was like they were arresting him. And it was all this crazy racial stuff. And he was just, he was just telling everyone to kiss his black ass. It was beating everybody up. And it would get, and that was back when they would have these fights where first off the ticket sales would be a hundred thousand people would show up. Wow. Well, think about it. There's no TV and there's no soccer and there's no basketball and there's no football and there's no baseball really, or just barely some baseball. There's really, there's no sports. You don't have a team. Biggest sport in the land is boxing. You get Jack Johnson to hook up with, you know, Gentleman Jim and next thing you know, it's in Reno and you got a hundred thousand guys showing up. And it was like checking their guns as they come in and 120 degrees and all the money you got was from the attendance of the actual fight and it's going to be a 45 rounder.
1:12:02
Drew
How many rounds do they go?
1:12:03
Adam
They just go like 40 rounds.
1:12:04
Guest
That would be four rules.
1:12:05
Adam
They didn't really have rules. They would just keep going around.
1:12:07
Drew
So somebody dropped or?
1:12:08
Adam
Well, yeah. They wouldn't beat him if he was on the ground.
1:12:12
Drew
So somebody gave up?
1:12:13
Adam
Yeah, you just had to sort of give up. But there were just, the rounds would go into the thirties and forties and stuff. And the thing that was funny too is they had like sort of a rule, which is if you knock the guy out, if you knock a guy down now, you have to go to a neutral corner. You can't go to your own corner. You go to go to one or the other. How many corners in a square? Five? Four? Just four? All right. So you have two to choose from. Sometimes you get hit, you have trouble finding a neutral one, but you go to that one. They're color coded, you know? You go to that and you hang out there. And the ref counts you and he picks you up and he wipes your gloves on his chest for some weird reason. And he says, you okay? You want to continue? And the guy's always like, I'm fine. I'm fine. Like he was watching TV at home and he just said, how are you feeling, Bert? I'm doing good, I'm feeling fine. I like the guys that are a little outraged at your ass, a little indignant. What do you mean, I'm fine? Of course, I just got scraped off the canvas. So, and then you walk forward and the guy, you get about 10 seconds, 20 seconds to collect yourself. Back in the day, you got knocked down, the ref came and tended to you, but the guy stood right there. And the second the ref moved, he just pounded in the head again, he fell down again, you get up again, he'd lean over the top of the ref and just whack you in the top of the head. You never got to get up. You'd get up, you'd get to one knee and you'd just whack you again, you'd fall down again. That sort of makes sense, it was a fight. So anyway, Jack Johnson, legendary. Turn of probably early 1908, 1910, something like that. Yeah, oh yeah, transporting the white women. Oh yeah, couldn't do it back then. Now no prom. My wife's white, I took her out of town all the time, no big deal. We got pulled over.
1:13:50
Drew
Crossed eight lines.
1:13:51
Adam
Took her to Nevada.
1:13:52
Drew
No way.
1:13:52
Adam
Yeah, had her in the trunk of the car, I didn't need trouble. We'll get back to the phones and speak to Kate, who's 18. Kate?
1:14:02
Caller
Hey.
1:14:03
Adam
What's happening?
1:14:05
Caller
Nothing. First I just want to let you guys know I really appreciate everything you do and you guys are freaking off and it's great to just be able to talk to you guys. It's so cool.
1:14:13
Adam
Thanks.
1:14:14
Adam
Talking to us, right?
1:14:15
Drew
Yeah, I guess so.
1:14:16
Adam
All right. Never know.
1:14:18
Adam
You watch The Contender, Kate?
1:14:20
Caller
No, you know what? I don't have time for TV.
1:14:22
Adam
Yeah, well, that's like saying I don't have time.
1:14:25
Caller
You need to make time.
1:14:26
Drew
Yeah, their friends are not busy.
1:14:27
Adam
It's like saying I don't have time to brush my teeth or eat right.
1:14:30
Caller
It's so lame, but it's kind of true. I'm really busy.
1:14:34
Drew
What are you doing?
1:14:35
Caller
Oh, I work and I'm a full-time student.
1:14:38
Guest
But you got a sex question and all right.
1:14:40
Drew
Good times.
1:14:40
Caller
Go ahead. Before I even ask my question, Dr. Drew, you're such an inspiration. I'm aspiring to become a midwife and open my own birthing center, so I really like to listen to you and all of your advice and everything that you give to young females. It's really inspiring.
1:14:54
Drew
Excellent.
1:14:55
Caller
So yeah, anyways, so thank you for having me.
1:14:57
Adam
What do you do at a birthing center?
1:14:59
Drew
You have babies.
1:15:00
Caller
It's like all natural birth, like holistic healing.
1:15:02
Adam
It would be a tough gig, janitor at the birthing center. Yeah.
1:15:06
Drew
Yeah, a little messy.
1:15:08
Adam
Yeah. We got a zygote and some placenta down here. We're going to need you in here.
1:15:14
Drew
Laundry would be worse.
1:15:16
Caller
Oh, yeah.
1:15:17
Adam
All right. Anyway, how about people just go to a hospital and have their kids like human beings, you know?
1:15:23
Caller
Well, it actually dates back to like way long ago. That's how things are done, you know?
1:15:28
Adam
So does amputating a guy with no anesthetic and putting tar on the end of his limb. It dates back to the Civil War. Thing is, we've now outgrown that because we have hospitals and technology and stuff that plugs in.
1:15:40
Caller
I totally love technology. I have nothing against that. For people that are suitable for it and for the pregnant women that qualify for it and want to go for the more natural way, I think that it's a perfect idea.
1:15:51
Adam
All right. I'll tell you what. My idea is now that I think about it. You know, they have that plane that simulates zero gravity. It's like they call it the vomit comet.
1:16:00
Drew
The birthing center is in that plane. Yeah.
1:16:02
Adam
Yeah, because zero gravity, that would be the best place to have your kid.
1:16:06
Drew
They do it underwater to sort of simulate the same thing.
1:16:08
Adam
I know, but then the kid is going to drown. You do it in that plane. You see that plane? It's when they film astronaut movies, they'll do it in those planes. They go up, they go up, and they arc down, and for like two minutes, you have zero gravity. You're just doing cartwheels in the air. If you could time it so that your wife actually cramped the kid out during the arc, it'd be awesome seeing the kid pour into zero gravity. And I gotta believe that kid would be better off. He'd probably have much higher self-esteem.
1:16:39
Drew
Think of the trauma, though, when the arc ends.
1:16:40
Adam
Yeah, but imagine that. He's in like the fifth grade. Where were you born? County, USC. Where were you born? Outer space. That could be the hit of the fifth grade. What'd she want, by the way?
1:16:52
Drew
Let's hear it.
1:16:53
Adam
She just reminded me of something. I don't know.
1:16:55
Drew
All right, Kate, what's going on? What's the question?
1:16:56
Caller
Okay, thanks. Well, hey, I was staying in the sky for about two and a half years, and I was his first girlfriend, first everything, and we were kind of like high school sweethearts, and we recently had a split, which was kind of hard on us, but we're trying to do the friends thing. It wasn't a real clean cut, and we actually slept together a couple of months ago, and the friends thing isn't working out, but we're trying to live by it. It's just really hard.
1:17:23
Drew
So I don't know why you're being friends. If you're sleeping together, why isn't something more happening?
1:17:30
Caller
I know this sounds like a typical guy sort of a thing, but he really is, I mean, he's a really amazing guy, very good person, and we have a lot of history together. We've been through a lot and everything, and there's that sexual tension between us that any couple would experience, especially after a breakup.
1:17:49
Drew
But again, why aren't you back in?
1:17:50
Adam
He wants to just get back together with him. You like him, you have sex with him?
1:17:54
Caller
It's all on him.
1:17:55
Drew
Right, he doesn't want to get back in. That's it.
1:17:57
Adam
He's confused.
1:17:59
Caller
No. He's confused and he doesn't want to be vulnerable.
1:18:04
Drew
Kate, don't believe that BS. He doesn't want to go back in. That's it. If he wanted to slide his bed, he'd be in.
1:18:09
Adam
By the way, you always know when a guy is BSing, when he starts saying stuff that sounds like it came out of a chick's mouth. Right now, I just need some time. I'm feeling a little vulnerable. You know, I just want to, I got to be alone with my thoughts.
1:18:21
Drew
They're telling you what you want to hear. Yeah.
1:18:24
Adam
Whenever you hear that, that's just BS for, I'd like to nail you and I like to nail this other chick I go to junior college with. I don't really want to be tied down. And it's also sort of code for, you're good enough to nail but you're not really girlfriend material.
1:18:40
Drew
For me anymore.
1:18:41
Adam
For me anymore. But don't worry, I still like the sex part. Here's the thing. I want to break up with you. My penis wants to keep things going and he rules the room.
1:18:50
Drew
Well no, no, and if you cooperate with both, then fantastic. Right. So you cooperate with both, Kate, given exactly what he and his penis want.
1:18:57
Adam
Yeah, no guy actually really has thoughts about I just need time, you know. He's out. I need to go to Adam.
1:19:05
Caller
Sort of like a hit me on the hip type of relationship. When I want it, I'll call yourself.
1:19:10
Drew
Right, that's right.
1:19:11
Adam
Yeah.
1:19:11
Drew
Or whenever we're around, magically one thing leads to another.
1:19:13
Caller
Yeah.
1:19:14
Drew
Don't be around him. Make the break.
1:19:15
Caller
I mean, come on, wake up here.
1:19:17
Adam
And he's coming over, by the way, that's...
1:19:19
Drew
That's bad stuff.
1:19:20
Adam
Drew, you ever go to a chick's house without wanting sex under the age of 30? Seriously, be honest, be honest. Let me think. Let me think about that. No, that's right.
1:19:31
Guest
Kate, you're better off watching TV.
1:19:33
Adam
That's right. And here's the thing, it ends up screwing the chicks up because chicks get attached to guys when they're having sex. They just do, no matter how up in their head they are physically.
1:19:43
Drew
Unless they're trauma survivors, they can use it just like sex.
1:19:45
Adam
Yeah. But even this doesn't work out for anybody. Eventually, yeah. Someone like Kate is smart. She's up in her head a little bit too much. She's still in love with the guy. Her thing is something's better than nothing. At least I get some attachments to him.
1:19:58
Drew
And she believes what he tells her too. Because that's what she'd be doing if she were behaving like this.
1:20:03
Adam
Yeah. And by the way, do the math. He's on top of you twice a week, but he's got to get his head together before he can get back together with you.
1:20:11
Drew
What's that? What is that? No.
1:20:13
Adam
If he was in to you.
1:20:14
Drew
He's already in.
1:20:14
Adam
He's already in. He's just got to get his head together. He's not interested.
1:20:18
Adam
All right.
1:20:19
Adam
Wait a minute.
1:20:19
Adam
I feel bad.
1:20:20
Adam
Kate? You can do better than this guy.
1:20:23
Caller
Okay. Well, I totally get what you're saying, but I mean, just to kind of give you a little bit of a history or whatever, so I think you better understand.
1:20:32
Adam
I don't want to know. Nothing worse than hearing someone crap all over my good points with their history, with their facts and their information.
1:20:40
Drew
Should we hear it?
1:20:41
Adam
No. She's fine. Get away from this guy. He's a good guy, but he's got a boner.
1:20:47
Drew
The reason I'm interested is because in my mind, there's no history she could provide that would make any difference.
1:20:51
Adam
So I'm curious.
1:20:54
Drew
Good point.
1:20:55
Adam
Kate, go ahead. What do you got?
1:20:57
Caller
I'm excited to crap on your good points.
1:20:59
Adam
Well, go ahead.
1:21:00
Drew
Give it a shot. Because we can't think of any history that would crap on it. So go ahead.
1:21:04
Caller
You'll probably be able to shoot this down, but we'll see. I actually was pregnant and had a miscarriage from him. And after that happened, just emotionally, everything kind of got weird between us. And then things happened and the breakup was a mutual thing. And it wasn't because of the miscarriage, but I think that that definitely kind of put the ball in motion.
1:21:24
Drew
You get open the door for him to slip out.
1:21:27
Adam
Yeah, opportunity. So, but now why aren't you back together?
1:21:32
Caller
We are working on it. We're trying to get back together. And we took the wrong route, definitely.
1:21:36
Drew
No, you told me he wasn't into it. You told me he said to us that he's not open to it.
1:21:41
Caller
Right, not right now. He wants to in the future, but he's scared right now or whatever.
1:21:45
Drew
Kate, stop believing that crap.
1:21:48
Adam
All right, baby, you want to follow in Dr. Drew's footsteps? The first thing you got to do is knock off the denial. Second thing, start banging candy stripers.
1:22:00
Adam
You know what I'm saying?
1:22:02
Adam
All right, let's go, baby. All right. Break it down. Break it down. Come on, let's get a hand in now. Let's go. Let's break it down. All right, gentlemen. And I use that term loosely. All right. Boxing, not a team sport. They don't get to break it down that much. You know, I'm sure that they do. Yeah, but they got the gloves on. So, you know, it doesn't make a good noise. The coach.
1:22:25
Drew
The coach.
1:22:25
Guest
Thump it down. Thump it down.
1:22:27
Adam
I'll tell you, the guy who's on The Contender, the coach, the trainer, Tommy Gallagher was a guy I met when I went to Gleason's gym in New York and did something for The Man Show. And he was my trainer.
1:22:39
Drew
Wow.
1:22:39
Adam
He's awesome. I mean, what a... He's always cussing. Oh, it never stops cussing. This was great for TV because it's just like, beep, beep, beep, and that's just when he's like pouring cereal. It's not even during a fight. You can do the math though. It's like, you got to beat the beep out of this guy. And he's just yelling. Everyone's yelling at the poor guy. You know, most time fighters, they get to go in the corner. Maybe their dad or their trainer yells at them. In The Contender, everyone's yelling at him. Sly's on one side yelling at him. Half the other guys hoping they lose are yelling at him. Tommy Gallagher's yelling at him. I always like, I was just watching the fight, the Chico Corrales fight we're talking about over the weekend. And these trainers, they're a little uninspiring, like especially with the Mexican translator. It's like the guy's like, come on, you're not punching enough. You got to do more punching. Stop letting them hit you. It's like, no ass, Sherlock. That's 50 years in the fight game for a, and all you come up with is you got to punch more? Yeah. And it's always funny because the guy, I think the same guy does the Spanish translation for everyone. He always sounds like he's whining. Come on, you're not punching enough.
1:23:51
Adam
You have to punch more.
1:23:52
Adam
It's like he's whining. I don't think these guys are whining. I think he's just doing that.
1:23:57
Guest
At least those translators are better than the African ones. Those are, I mean, they say like a whole paragraph and he just says, black left hook.
1:24:06
Adam
Come on, he's hitting you too much. You have to hit him more. It was like it too when the guys don't know what round it is and stuff. Come on, let's go. Start trying now. All right, let's take ourselves a little break. Drew, can you imagine if this show had a translator?
1:24:22
Guest
Oh boy. Oh man.
1:24:23
Adam
Oh man. Adam says stop blaming your father.
1:24:27
Adam
All right, let's take a little break.
1:24:29
Adam
We'll be right back after this.
1:24:34
Caller
This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline, we'll be right back.
1:24:46
Guest
The one and only Live 105.
1:24:59
Adam
Hey, everybody, it's The Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, talking to some contenders tonight.
1:25:04
Adam
Jonathon Reid is here, Sergio, the Latin Snake, more is here tonight.
1:25:08
Guest
You like saying that, huh?
1:25:09
Adam
I do. It's a good name, you know?
1:25:12
Guest
Thank you.
1:25:13
Adam
And like I said, there's a lot of bad nicknames out there. And there's a lot of ones where guys, I don't know, guys don't copyright theirs or something. They use, a couple guys got the same nicknames, Latin Snake, that was nice. Yeah. And the other thing that's good too is Sergio is, he is like a serpent in there. He's long, he's lean, he moves, uses defense, uses upper body, slips, punches very nicely, even leaning against the ropes.
1:25:44
Guest
I love leaning against the ropes.
1:25:46
Adam
Fights in a professional style, you know, doesn't have both hands up and elbows tucked in. What's that?
1:25:52
Drew
Hands.
1:25:53
Adam
Yeah, he'll have his right hand up, his left thumb, right in the ass. Really intimidates the other guy. You're not gonna get him with that jab.
1:26:00
Drew
Yeah, I wouldn't want to.
1:26:01
Adam
No, it's like this, the other hand is down and they're sliding, using the head movement instead of just absorbing stuff with their forearms. Yeah, yeah, it can burn you though. That's why, that's why they fight, Drew.
1:26:13
Adam
That's why. That's why. Yeah.
1:26:15
Adam
All right, so anyway, Contender, Sunday Nights, NBC, 8 o'clock, National on TV. And let's speak to, Drew, I'm telling you, you are up on your feet when you're watching this show. You're nervous, you're pacing, and on your feet. It really is. My wife doesn't, doesn't care for boxing per se, but she loves the show. Screaming at the Latin snake.
1:26:38
Adam
Oh yeah.
1:26:40
Adam
Sarah, you know what helps? I shadow box in front of the TV set while she's doing it.
1:26:44
Drew
That's what she's screaming. Get the F out of the way. I want to watch the show.
1:26:48
Adam
And then the problem is, is I get the TiVo remote. So it's boom, hit the pause, pow, right up in front of TV, throwing the crazy punches. Sarah? Yeah. 20 years old?
1:27:01
18.
1:27:02
Adam
18?
1:27:03
Yeah.
1:27:03
Adam
Well, it says 20 here. What's up?
1:27:05
Almost, it's about, I want to say that it was really cool that you had the guts to say, I think it was Tuesday, how the girl was quote, crapping out kids to the same age as me and it was good that you guys kind of made her realize that.
1:27:22
Adam
Yeah. Well, we don't, people look at it, they don't like us getting down on the moms that are having three and four kids before their 18th birthday with three or four guys and no means of support. But to me, that's child abuse. On behalf of the kid, we should be talking about this and the kids that haven't been born yet.
1:27:41
Cool.
1:27:42
Adam
What's that?
1:27:43
I've never heard anyone say that before, like have the guts, so that was cool. And like my mom was like that with drugs and alcohol and young and everything, so.
1:27:49
Drew
All right.
1:27:51
Adam
Listen to the show.
1:27:52
Drew
Yeah. Your mom was young and a drug addict?
1:27:54
Yeah.
1:27:55
Drew
Wow, interesting.
1:27:56
Yeah, it was bad, but I was removed from there when I was seven, so.
1:28:00
Drew
Yeesh.
1:28:01
Adam
Child protective services?
1:28:02
No, my grandmother actually took me in.
1:28:04
Adam
Wow, and she raised you?
1:28:06
Yeah.
1:28:07
Adam
All right.
1:28:07
Drew
That was good, huh?
1:28:08
Yeah, it was really good. I'm doing a lot better now.
1:28:11
Drew
We can tell, yeah.
1:28:12
Adam
Yeah, it's awesome.
1:28:13
Like self-esteem and trust issues and everything, but.
1:28:15
Drew
Yeah, of course.
1:28:16
Anyway, so I have a boyfriend that is like, you know, probably about two and a half years. He joined the Army Reserves, and so now he's in Fort Bragg, North Carolina, because in like a month he's going to go to Iraq.
1:28:32
Drew
Wow.
1:28:33
And I'm going to visit him next weekend, and I was wondering if there's anything sexual, non-sexual, whatever, that, you know, would be memorable to him for like a whole year that he could think about or something.
1:28:47
Adam
Give him a hustler.
1:28:49
Drew
Have you been having sex with him?
1:28:51
Yeah.
1:28:52
Drew
Okay.
1:28:52
Adam
Yeah. Now what could you do? Well, threesome, that would stick in his crock pretty good. He could take that with him. Well, hey, he may never come back, you know what I'm saying?
1:29:03
Guest
Dress in one of those black gowns like them.
1:29:06
Adam
You mean like a French maid or something like that? Oh, like a burka.
1:29:09
Guest
Like the Middle Eastern one.
1:29:10
Adam
Yeah, ooh, ooh, man.
1:29:11
Guest
There you go, fantasy.
1:29:13
Adam
Nasty burka sex.
1:29:14
Guest
You know, they're not allowed to do that type of stuff, so. No, they can't. No lingerie under that.
1:29:19
Adam
Yeah, no, I don't know, though, because you may not want to give him the message that there's a hot body underneath that burka.
1:29:25
Drew
You know what a developer takes for that, yeah.
1:29:26
Adam
Yeah.
1:29:26
Oh, yeah, yeah, no.
1:29:28
Guest
Here's the thought.
1:29:31
Adam
Here's, I'm trying to think. You could, hmm, give him something visual. Like, he's got to, he's got to look at you naked, you know. Where do you get to have sex, by the way, at Fort Brank?
1:29:42
Oh, I'm staying in a hotel and he has, like, that weekend off to get this right before he leaves.
1:29:46
Adam
So, you know.
1:29:48
Drew
Here's the deal, by the way. Don't leave the hotel room the whole weekend.
1:29:50
Adam
I'm the guy, I'm the guy who checks into the room after they leave. Just, oh, I'm exhausted, plopped down on the bed, faint first, the loudest, like, smells like a lot of ass in here. What's going on? This is what goes on, I'm now convinced, in every hotel room I check into. This guy's going out, maybe never to return, 20-year-old horny girl's gonna spend a long weekend with him, just a boff fest for two and a half days straight and then I come in.
1:30:17
Drew
But don't you think they should just stay in the room? Eat in the room, stay in the room, he'll remember that.
1:30:21
Adam
Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, you could always.
1:30:24
Caller
What have you not done with him already?
1:30:25
Adam
Yeah, what's left? What haven't you done?
1:30:30
I mean, you know, I'm not like that type of girl that like the selfish team thing, I'm not the type of girl that like will normally like dress up or anything like that. Like I'd go a little bit, but I wouldn't do like a threesome or anal.
1:30:41
Drew
No, you don't worry about that. Don't do anything.
1:30:42
Adam
Jonathan was asking about anal. I hate to say it, but that's what he meant. No, not on the menu. Do you understand?
1:30:50
Caller
No thumbs up.
1:30:51
Adam
The guy could get a car bomb first night of patrol. A guy without any anal.
1:30:57
Drew
That'll be fine, just think about it. All he'll want to see from you is enthusiasm. If you're actually turned on by him, he'll get it out.
1:31:04
Adam
But if you want to sear something into his memory bank, you got to leave the lights on.
1:31:09
Drew
Sure.
1:31:10
Adam
Yeah?
1:31:11
Caller
Yeah.
1:31:12
Adam
Can you do that?
1:31:15
Like when we're doing it?
1:31:17
Adam
Yeah.
1:31:19
Adam
When you guys are eating.
1:31:20
Yeah, that's fine. Okay.
1:31:22
Adam
Okay.
1:31:23
Guest
So simple, talk dirty on.
1:31:24
Adam
Yeah, talk dirty.
1:31:25
Guest
Talk dirty.
1:31:26
Adam
Leave the light on.
1:31:27
Okay, I'll just get some guts.
1:31:29
Adam
Yeah, get some guts.
1:31:30
Drew
If you're actually turned on, he'll like that.
1:31:32
Caller
I think you, Sarah, you're in some kind of show. You got to come out of your show.
1:31:36
Adam
That's right. That's right. She's, and it's a bad sign when you're like, you got to turn the lights on, when we're doing it. Oh, yeah. He's got himself an uptight brawn.
1:31:48
Drew
Yeah. He needs some visual to take with him.
1:31:50
Adam
He got to take something with you. Yeah.
1:31:52
Drew
Yeah.
1:31:52
Adam
Because, yeah, that's why you got to turn the light on.
1:31:54
Drew
Guys need the visual.
1:31:55
Adam
Yeah. All right. Worry. And by the way, if you're going to do a lot of beating off, doing it in sand is the way to go. You know what I mean?
1:32:04
Drew
No.
1:32:05
Adam
Those guys over there in Iraq, just one big pot, one big ashtray over there. Well, it's like, you know, once while you hawk a loogie, but it just goes in the sand or the dirt, just rolls right up and goes away.
1:32:13
Drew
I see.
1:32:14
Adam
It's not like it's on a gym floor or anything.
1:32:16
Drew
Right.
1:32:17
Adam
You know what I'm saying?
1:32:18
Drew
It's like cat litter.
1:32:19
Adam
Yeah, what you don't, the worst thing, the worst beat off environment is shag, shag carpet, okay? But best, sand. Yeah. God knows what we've littered the desert with out there. Let's take ourselves a little break out here with Jonathon and Sergio from The Contender. Best show on TV, 8 o'clock, Sunday nights, NBC, Quit Monkey and Sergio. Take a quick break.
1:32:44
Adam
We'll be right back after this.
1:33:22
Adam
Hey, that's the show, that's the week. I want to thank Sergio for coming in here tonight. Latin Snake.
1:33:28
Guest
Welcome. Pleasure.
1:33:29
Adam
Jonathon Reid. Everyone can just go to www.whatdrew.yahoo.contender.yahoo.com. Yeah.
1:33:38
Caller
That is correct. Vote for Jonathon Reid.
1:33:41
Adam
Yeah. Five kids, everybody. A lot of mouths to feed in the Reid family. So get over there, put a vote in for Jonathon Reid.
1:33:48
Guest
My website is www.sergiomoraboxing.com.
1:33:52
Adam
And we will give some thanks out.
1:33:55
Adam
We thank Engineer Anderson for doing a great job. Phone screener Brian for doing a great job all week. Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior producer Lauren for doing a fantabulous job. Michelle for doing a great job on the engineering and engineer Chris as well, and also producer Ann. So until next time, this is Adam, the Brillo head Corolla for the Moscow Medic, Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.
1:34:25
Caller
This has been Loveline.
1:34:29
Adam
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