Episode 1000704416420

7:41 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

7:48 Voiceover Sexually oriented content.

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7:58 Voiceover This is Loveline.

8:01 Voiceover With Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

8:04 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. I love that Max Headroom type opening. Very 80s. Very 80s. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E. Do people listen to this kind of music at home, ever? No, they don't. It's just annoying. Did they ever? Have they ever? No, no. I believe there's a certain... I believe there's certain things in society. Dr. Drew, could you hit that thing in the arm?

8:34 Are you angry?

8:35 Adam No, you put your hand...

8:36 Drew I'm so tired.

8:37 Adam What's the matter, buddy?

8:38 Drew I drove in from UC Riverside, hauled ass in the area. Hey, they asked me, by the way, a very delightful campus and good kids. And they asked me, they go, why does Adam always beg on the junior college? And if so, what does he think about us? Riverside.

8:56 Adam Well, that's a UC.

8:58 Drew That's what I said. That's a UC. Come on.

9:00 Adam Yeah, it's not their fault they were born into a horrible society in Riverside.

9:05 Drew Horrible. On the surface of the sun.

9:08 Adam Yeah. The point is, is they're not going to a two-year college.

9:13 Drew No.

9:14 Adam Yeah.

9:15 Drew Yeah.

9:15 Adam I had a weird revelation today on the pot. Oh, I must say.

9:19 Drew You saw God.

9:20 Adam No, I found I've been trying to rent a house out for a while. I finally found somebody to rent the house out. Yeah. The chick's 24 years old. She's going to pay the whole year up front, thousands of dollars. Oh my God. I immediately got angry because I thought when I was 24, I couldn't afford a moped. Oh my God. I was paying rent all up front. So the thing about it is, there was on my table was like her resume. Actually, it was a picture of her. I don't know why she sent. I think good-looking people include the picture just about everything.

9:52 Drew Just to put you off the track.

9:54 Adam Well, when you're a good-looking person and you like apply for a job, you just include your picture. You just always include your picture. It's not going to, if you're a chick and you're 24 and you're attractive, go ahead and include your picture. Yeah, I mean, they're trying out for the Job Corps, whatever it is. They're donating over at the March of Dimes or they're looking to be a nanny. Whatever it is, if you're hot, include that picture. Believe me, if a guy is doing the hiring, it will help. So, there's her picture. I'm looking at that and I'm going to get on the pot. So, I grab a resume which I think is her resume, naturally, sitting next to her picture. I sit on the pot and I just start reading through it. And it's like, Junior College. Then I had a moment. I was like, where'd she get all this money? How is she so successful? Junior College? And then I realized, oh no, wait, this is someone who's trying to get a job at the desk at my wife's spa. Yeah, then it all snapped into focus. Yeah, no, she is renting a garage in Northridge. That's right. All right, this doesn't count. That's right, and then it all came to, I thought for a minute, I thought, could I be wrong? Here's a successful product of Junior College gonna rent my home? No.

11:11 Drew Why was she insisting on paying the rent up front?

11:14 Adam I don't know.

11:14 Drew Did she get a break or something like that?

11:16 Adam No.

11:17 What is that?

11:18 Adam I don't, you know, here's what I realize.

11:21 Caller Did she kick her out or?

11:22 Adam Maybe. I'm sure it'll come back to haunt me. This has happened more than once. A friend of mine rented his condo. The guy just paid up front. Here's the thing about people. Sometimes people have money, and people have money, do things, they buy $14,000 watches, they buy expensive cars, they do eccentric things, they spend too much on this and on that. Well, why not do it?

11:44 Drew Yeah.

11:45 Adam For rent.

11:46 Drew Yeah, yeah, for rent.

11:46 Adam And if you have money, and it's like you don't want to deal with writing a check or figuring out there's 28 days in a month or 31 days in a month at all, you just pay it all, you got a year. Just get a year. Yeah, you lose a little interest in the bank, but it doesn't add up to be that much. I see the strategy in it. And it doesn't feel like you're just taking a pound of flesh every month. You know what I mean? Just pay it off and forget about it.

12:14 Drew I'm just trying to do some math there.

12:20 Yes.

12:21 Adam What's happening? What kind of interest rate are you giving?

12:23 Drew Five.

12:25 Go ahead, Brittany.

12:26 That's okay. The reason why I was calling is about a week ago, I went in for my regular pap smear, and I was called back and so there was some abnormalities, and I went in today and was hit with the news that I have the HPV virus. My doctor, my gynecologist was like, you have it, do you have any questions about the procedure we're about to do?

12:49 Adam That's warts, right Drew?

12:51 Drew Yeah. She did a colposcopy on you?

12:53 Yes, she did. She defined some abnormalities in the colposcopy, and she's sending it off to, I think the pathologist, I think that's what she said, but anyhow, she just kind of threw it out there and didn't really explain to me and kind of gave me like a pamphlet, and the only thing, you know, when I started asking her questions about it, the only thing that she would tell me was that one injury people have, it's very common for females my age, I could have contracted it orally or through, through inter vaginal sex, even with a condom. She said that there's different strains of it and she's not sure what I have. My question is, if she's seen, already seen abnormalities on, you know, maybe possible pre-cancer cells in my cervix, does that mean I'll get the genital warts too?

13:35 Drew It's the same thing. I mean, you don't have to see the warts to have the wart virus, this is the wart virus. And sometimes the warts are present, sometimes they're not. It's hard to predict. The real question is, are you going to get cervical cancer? And are you going to have something that you're going to have to deal with for a long, long time and that time will tell. The more persistent forms of this virus are the ones that are more highly associated with cervical cancer. So the other subtypes tend to go away by themselves.

13:59 Adam I'm not seeing any big boob calls on the board.

14:02 Drew Yeah, I see that.

14:03 Adam Whose phone's screaming tonight?

14:04 Drew But here's somebody that sweats from his head. You can enlighten me.

14:07 Adam A man after my own heart. Who's working the board tonight?

14:10 Drew I don't know.

14:10 That's me on the board. Brian's answering the phones.

14:14 Adam All right, oh, the board, yeah. Yeah, oh, Brian, yeah. The enemy of big jugs, Brian. I begged that kid to give me a big jug call and he tosses me a bone.

14:24 Drew Once a month.

14:24 Adam That's when you're begging, yeah. Once a month, I give it, once every five weeks, I make the decree that we need some big boob calls. They show up, I'll get half a boob call that night and then five weeks, they'll go by again and I'll make the decree again. Brian, big jug calls.

14:43 Caller Brian just said the math. He said in about a week, you should get one.

14:46 Adam Yeah, Brian, I'm not kidding anymore. You just, you gotta do it, buddy. You gotta do it. I don't want to talk about any more Vag problems. It's nothing but chicks with Vag problems. It's nothing but people that can orgasm. I don't want to talk to another 21-year-old chick who only has a vaginal orgasm but not a clitoral orgasm. We answer that goddamn question 500 times a night. Give me a nice areola call. Come on, buddy. I don't care what you're interested in, Brian. You give me some big jugs.

15:14 Drew That's what you're interested in, the counts.

15:16 Adam You're goddamn right it is.

15:17 Drew You want to refine it, big jugs, small call chest, if they're really dimensions.

15:21 Adam Just give me something good.

15:23 Caller At least I don't want to put through the big, loud dick calls that he's always trying to put through.

15:26 Adam I don't mind those. That's not all he's trying to, all right. VJ.

15:31 Hey, how are you guys doing?

15:32 Adam You're 22?

15:33 Caller Yeah, I just want to thank you guys. You do wonderful work. You don't get enough credit. You guys really helped me through high school and Drew and Adam, you honestly, you're the reason I chose psychology for my major in college.

15:42 Adam Thank you, thank you.

15:43 Caller And Drew also cracked a wonderful book. I actually just cited it in one of the essays I just wrote, so thank you so much.

15:48 Adam It's beautiful.

15:49 Drew I appreciate that.

15:49 Adam Yeah.

15:50 Caller What's going on? I need to get on in Boston, but anyway, Adam, first of all, your condom loader idea, I'm sorry, but somebody actually just invented it.

15:57 Drew No.

15:58 Caller Yeah, it was just presented in Geneva in the invention convention, so.

16:01 Drew And how does it work?

16:03 Caller Basically, it's from a guy in Senegal. He said that everyone there is having trouble using the condom, so he wanted to make it as easy as possible. It's essentially like a ring, imagine like something you blow a bubble through. It's essentially hooking into that and it just rolls over you, so.

16:14 Drew No, we need something, we need like a gun.

16:16 Adam Mine's a bench mount variety, though.

16:18 Drew Yeah, yeah, or a bed mount.

16:19 Adam Mine's not mobile.

16:21 Drew Yours, Adam, you can roll on to and pow.

16:23 Adam Yeah, you dip it.

16:26 Drew Or you can push it, they push it in the wall.

16:28 Adam I don't want to get ripped off, but I'm working on a six-shooter variety, too, for the big nights.

16:33 Drew Yeah, but you wanted something to do with a little slot in the wall, just a little thing opens up.

16:40 Adam Yeah, go ahead, VJ.

16:41 Caller Okay, so my problem is basically, I'm just graduating from college, and I'm having a lot of problem. I found out in my job interviews, it sounds like a silly question, but I mean, I get a lot of sweat on my forehead and nose, and especially under my armpits, and I use deodorant, and I just find it really off-puts a lot of the people I'm trying to actually get a job with, so.

16:57 Drew Well, interesting you should call. Our illustrious, my illustrious partner here, had the same problem.

17:02 Caller That's what I called.

17:03 Adam Yeah. Never from the armpits, only from the forehead.

17:07 Caller That's the word.

17:08 Drew The forehead is the key.

17:10 Adam Forehead's the worst. I never knew anyone with a wetter forehead and drier armpits. In all the years you knew me, ever seen anything under my arms?

17:19 Drew You were bone dry everywhere.

17:21 Adam So my head sweated.

17:23 Drew Whatever dripped onto your body from your head.

17:24 Adam Right. That's true. Once in a while, something would take the plunge off one of my brows like an archipelago and cliffdiver and hit my armpit. So here's the thing. And here's the reality. People judge.

17:37 Drew Yeah. We're primitive. We're primitive.

17:40 Adam Well, we're primitive. All right. Let's put it this way. We keep begging everyone not to judge. No judge. You can't judge. All we do is judge.

17:48 Drew We assess.

17:49 Adam Assess. Sometimes it's positively. It's not all negative.

17:54 Drew Well, the chick sent you the picture.

17:56 Adam Not all.

17:57 Drew Yeah. That was an assessment process.

17:59 Adam Right.

17:59 Drew You rented her your house based on her picture.

18:01 Adam All right, VJ., we're going to get to your profuse sweating in just a second. This is what cracks me up about those ACLU pussies and all the pussies that don't want any profiling going on at the airport or profiling going on by police or any kind of. All we do is human beings is sort of judge, profile and assess risk. That's all we do. That's maybe we don't need to do as much of it as we used to do, but we can't stop from doing it. I don't know. Maybe there's other things we don't need, but we still have them. You know what I'm saying?

18:35 Drew Absolutely.

18:36 Adam And that's what you do. And when you see somebody who is sweating, you think this person is nervous, is shifty, may be dishonest, hiding something, may not be during an interview process, may be not answering the questions honestly.

18:54 Drew And by the way, even if it's just that you appear nervous, somehow doesn't feel competent, doesn't feel in sort of control of himself. And you wouldn't want your pilot of the aircraft dripping sweat off his forehead.

19:07 Adam Right. You wouldn't want the guy coming around telling everyone how many hours to Miami. He's just got a big bead going down his nose. So this can really screw with people. And then in the, you know, dates are horrible, every, you know.

19:20 Drew And what people realize is that they somehow believe that they aren't able to assess that some people just sweat from there regardless of why they're sweating.

19:30 Adam No, they just judge. And I don't know that people that have a sweaty forehead are more nervous than people that don't have a sweaty forehead. They just have more sweat glands or outlets or whatever in the forehead.

19:41 Drew But if somebody sweats from their armpits, if they get nervous like during an exam or something, it tends to be kind of the head that goes. And you see the head start to kick in, which is, you know, the nervous sweat.

19:50 Adam Yeah. Yeah. All right. So anyway, there is a, there's a procedure for your armpits. There's one for your, for your forehead and there's one for your palms too.

20:01 Drew Adam had the forehead one.

20:03 Adam I had the forehead one.

20:05 Drew Was it effective?

20:06 Adam Yeah, it was.

20:07 Caller Okay. Okay. Good. How much does that cost usually?

20:10 Adam Well, I'm literally a millionaire, so I don't even keep track of things.

20:13 Caller Oh, of course.

20:13 Adam I think I, and as you know, I pay in bundles. You know, you know, one bundle is like a couple thousand dollars, maybe $10,000 or so.

20:22 Drew Do you just throw, keep a bundle?

20:23 Adam I throw a bundle at him. And, you know, so that, you know, could have been two bundles, maybe a bundle, maybe-

20:30 Drew A bundle and a half.

20:31 Adam Maybe the, well, I didn't know that came apart.

20:33 Caller Oh, that's rough.

20:35 Adam Yeah.

20:36 Drew You just throw three bundles.

20:37 Adam Well, I would buy like chewing gum or pack of cigarettes. Here's a bundle. Somebody explained to me, you can take the single pieces of money out. I don't know what they call the single ones. And you could slide them out.

20:51 Drew And use that?

20:52 Adam And use the single one. And you want to know what? They give you more money back if you buy something. Wow. If you buy something cheap.

20:59 Drew That's amazing.

21:00 Adam Yeah. So I would just...

21:02 And you take it back?

21:03 Drew No, you don't. You're a billionaire.

21:04 Adam Well, first I thought it was just a mistake.

21:06 Drew Yeah.

21:06 Adam Because, you know, I will pay in the bundles. You know, I think it's $100 and then a whole bunch of them in a bundle. And then when I found out they came apart, I started using that. And they just start giving me other pieces of paper back with other numbers on it.

21:21 Drew And some...

21:21 Adam Now, I didn't know it went lower than $100. OK. You know, all of a sudden. Well, let me ask Michelle. Did you know they had $21? They had a $20 paper?

21:32 No, I didn't. I thought that it just came in fives and ones. I work here, remember?

21:36 Adam Oh, you didn't know they went over.

21:38 Drew It's amazing.

21:39 Adam She didn't know it went over.

21:41 Drew How funny.

21:41 Adam She didn't know it went over.

21:43 Drew That's weird.

21:44 Adam So I didn't know it went under $100. And I didn't even know the bundles came apart until recently. Thank God. Jimmy pointed that out to me because I was, you know, I bought a thing of mints on a bundle with the bundle.

21:59 Drew What are you going to do?

22:00 Caller I didn't know.

22:01 Adam I didn't know it was okay to pull the paper apart. He taught me where I could slide them out. I didn't have to break the paper band part.

22:08 Drew That's nice.

22:09 Adam Yeah. So you didn't know they came bigger than the, than the what number did she say?

22:13 Drew How do you pay them? If the bundle has been violated, what do you do now? You can't pay in a bundle anymore.

22:18 Adam I have to, you know what I do?

22:19 Drew What?

22:20 Adam I set that bundle aside.

22:21 Drew Oh, you get rid of it.

22:22 Adam And I use that one as the single bundle until I run out of the papers in that bundle.

22:28 Drew That's way too much hassle, Adam.

22:29 Adam That's what I said, but, you know what? Jimmy's smart with money and he said, you should exhaust the bundle and then start a new bundle. Okay?

22:40 Yeah, exhaust like you put all the extra paper in one pile, then later you accumulate it and make it into one bundle. I do with my change, I put it in one big jar and then later. Change? What are you talking about?

22:53 Adam I want to hear more about this change. What she calls change.

22:57 It is a little coin.

22:58 Drew You turn into something different. Coins?

23:00 Adam Change.

23:02 Drew You turn into something different.

23:03 Adam There's metal money?

23:07 Caller Yeah.

23:09 Adam It's worth more?

23:10 Drew Must be worth more because it's metal. It's like gold.

23:12 Caller No, it's not.

23:14 Drew Does that jewel gems in it or anything?

23:16 Adam Is that what that? Okay. I was parking the other day and there was one of those things on a stick that had a timer on it, and I was trying to wedge a bundle into it, and it had a little opening, and I was thinking, like, how am I supposed to get my bundles into this? And I balled it up and I was pushing it in, and then I saw someone with something that looked like those metal slugs that come out of the four gang boxes on the construction site, and I thought, maybe that's what goes into the slot. They push it into that slot. There's metal money. You're right. I have seen it.

23:49 It's those things you see when you're little to play video games. Do you remember?

23:54 Adam Well, I had an arcade at home. I had a big arcade. It was near my bowling alley. My father insisted. Anyway.

24:02 Drew You put it by the ice rink.

24:03 That's right.

24:03 Adam By the ice rink, yeah. VJ?

24:07 Yeah.

24:08 Adam Yeah. So I'll tell you what you can do, though. You can see if your insurance company will cover it, but you kind of have to prove to them that you need your forehead for something.

24:19 Drew Right.

24:19 Adam Okay. But it does work. It does.

24:23 Drew It's a hellacious procedure. Adam, tell him. It was like having a gunshot wound, right?

24:28 Adam I got to be honest with you. I had unfortunately had this procedure done and then about five, six days later had the hernia, the much dreaded hernia surgery that Drew built up into a mountain. That was a zero and this thing was an eight.

24:47 Caller Very, very, very hairy ass with you, so.

24:49 Adam Oh, same ass or different hairy ass?

24:51 Drew Maybe the hairy ass and the forehead sweating go together.

24:53 Caller I mean, that's a pretty bad mix right there.

24:56 Drew Does that make sense? Maybe a little hairy ass for 24?

24:58 Adam One would think.

24:59 Drew Interesting.

24:59 Adam We'll get Ron Jeremy here in a couple weeks.

25:01 Caller I have a great website for you guys. I'm not going to give it out over the air, but you know how you always talk about how people want to be virgins technically so they engage in oral and anal sex? There's this great parody website out there that I know...

25:13 Adam All right. We don't even look at our own website. All right, Vijay, get in there. Check into this. I think it's called the hyperhidrosis or whatever.

25:22 Drew Yes, hyperhidrosis is the syndrome.

25:23 Adam The point is, everybody, all you people with the sweaty palms and the sweaty foreheads and the big pitting out, big pits, I don't know the thing, you can talk to people about it. They can do stuff about it now. And just a quick tip for all the guys with the sweaty palms whose hands I shake on almost daily basis, don't shake the hand. Just put your hands where it's signed. If the person extends their hand, then go ahead and do it. But wait for them to make the move.

25:46 Drew Would you get a query, carry a handkerchief with you or something?

25:50 Adam There's times when you meet people where you don't need to shake hands. You know what I mean? There's that weird little window that closes very quickly. You don't realize, you don't do that much handshaking. And once in a while, you get that big mop hand and you're like, we didn't need to shake hands. Why'd you do that?

26:05 Drew I translated that into, he just came out of the bathroom, just washed his hands.

26:08 Adam No, this is-

26:09 Drew I know, I know.

26:10 Adam Okay, all right.

26:14 Drew So, the paper- It's too confusing, it's too confusing.

26:17 Adam I wonder if you could make bundles out of the smaller ones, like engineer Michelle made.

26:22 Drew Obviously the bundles would have to be much bigger.

26:24 Adam Oh, it would have to be huge bundles. You couldn't get those around. Okay.

26:27 Drew And you carry around sacks of those coins? Is that what happens?

26:30 Adam I don't know how you would transport something like that. I don't know. I wear spats and tails and a gray top hat. I'm a huge mustache. I look like the Monopoly man when I travel around. Well, that's it. I'm going to now stop paying in bundles and start using that hard money I call it. What do you call it again? Change? Change? Coins. Coins. Oh, so that's two names. Okay. All right. I'm going to look into that. I'm going to have my people look into that. Kathy?

26:58 Hello?

26:59 Adam You're 20?

27:01 Caller Yes.

27:01 Adam Did you know there was money that was made out of metal?

27:04 Caller I had not a clue, actually.

27:06 Adam And worth less than my paper money?

27:09 Drew How can that be?

27:10 Caller Yeah, not a clue. I just got back from Canada and I just learned of loonies and toonies.

27:14 Drew What's that?

27:15 Adam What is that?

27:16 Caller A loonie is a dollar and a toonie is $2.

27:19 Adam Okay, I've never heard of a dollar.

27:21 Caller Kathy?

27:23 Caller Anyway, can I ask my questions?

27:24 Please.

27:25 Caller I actually have two and a half questions. The first one is, I am interested in getting a boob job. I'm a little lopsided, I guess. One's a B and one's a C. And my doctor said that my insurance may cover it if it is really noticeable.

27:45 Drew Interesting.

27:46 Adam And who makes that call? I'd like to make that call.

27:49 Caller I know.

27:50 Adam I'd like to contribute a bundle if they don't pay for it.

27:52 Drew What insurance company is that, by the way?

27:54 Caller I don't know. My mom has it. I'm still under her, so I'm 25. All right. Doers for a hospital, so. Okay. But anyway, they supposedly cover it if it's a big, noticeable difference.

28:06 Caller Have you guys ever heard of that?

28:07 Adam Yes.

28:08 Drew The difference? Very, very common. I've never heard of the insurance paying for it, but it's very, very common.

28:12 Adam Well, at a certain point, Drew, it becomes a defect.

28:17 Drew No, I understand. I'm just saying that the different position, different size, different direction of the nipple, all that kind of stuff, that's very, very common.

28:24 Caller Yeah.

28:24 Drew And the surgeons deal with that a lot, so you have no problem.

28:26 Adam Right, and good luck. I mean, you're going to have to prove that you have a sort of deformity, not a little asymmetry.

28:34 Caller I also want to ask if I can get, like, areola reduction. I don't know if that's possible.

28:41 Adam Could I have whatever you take off? Put it in a rag and sniff it while I drive.

28:46 Drew Oh, what's that?

28:48 Caller Can you get them smaller?

28:50 Drew I imagine, but you have to talk to the surgeon about that.

28:52 Adam How are you doing in the areola department?

28:55 Caller I think it's too big.

28:56 Adam What do you got?

28:57 Caller Like, I don't know. I want to say an inch diameter.

29:01 Adam An inch?

29:02 Drew Diameter.

29:03 Caller Yeah.

29:04 Adam No, that's not very much.

29:05 Drew That's tiny.

29:07 Caller It's probably much more. I think it's huge and so does my boyfriend.

29:11 Adam Hold on. I love the fact that women have no idea what size anything is. My wife thought we could, when we were getting married, she suggested covering the pool and turning it into a dance floor. I thought we could do it with one sheet of plywood. Are you high? By the way, the marriage is off to Pernicus.

29:35 Are you kidding me?

29:36 Adam What is that? What is that? I mean, look, you stare at a ruler. It's 12 inches long. There's 12 of those things on it.

29:44 Drew Here's the deal. We evolved for different purposes as human beings, female and male.

29:48 Adam Some people just evolved for me to make fun of that.

29:50 Drew And distances and shapes and size and stuff. Males were the ones that evolved to get that.

29:55 Adam I know an inch is I know what size an inch is. And I'm a guy who just found out moments ago there was metal money.

30:01 Drew You know what I'm saying about like that?

30:05 Adam You know, you just you you drew you drew. That's three quarters of an inch. All right. We would these these lines on this paper I'm drawing on here would be about three eights.

30:15 Drew OK.

30:16 Adam So, you know, healthy sparse ass hair over a quarter would be about an inch there. I would like Kathy to measure her areolas now. Kathy, I'm going to need you to measure measure those babies.

30:29 Caller All right. Hold on.

30:30 Adam All right. Hold on. Wait a second. We got hold on. We got to take a break. All right.

30:34 Caller OK.

30:35 Adam All right. Do you have a cloth measuring tape?

30:38 Caller I actually do.

30:39 Adam You do. You do some sewing.

30:42 Caller Actually, it's a sewing one and just yeah, I guess it is a sewing one and I have it right now.

30:48 Drew She doesn't do any sewing. That's what that means.

30:50 Adam OK. You don't sew.

30:51 Caller I sew once in a while.

30:53 Adam OK.

30:53 Caller So, yes, you say yes once in a while, right? Yeah.

30:57 Adam All right. It's good. Oh, OK. Thank God, Kathy. I want you to I want you to measure. And I'm going to measure my penis. Drew, you know, you know how I measure.

31:06 Drew From the anus?

31:07 Adam No, no.

31:08 Guest Center of the anus.

31:10 Adam Yes.

31:10 Drew Three inches past the tip of the penis.

31:11 Adam No, no, no, no.

31:13 Drew Two inches?

31:13 Adam No, to just beyond.

31:15 Drew Just beyond. I see. Well, I was considering that just beyond.

31:18 Adam Center of the anus, because there's a lot of there's questions. Where do you begin? How do you know that's an accurate measurement? Again, one more time. Are you measuring their penis?

31:26 Drew Center of the anus.

31:27 Adam Center of the anus to just beyond the tip.

31:30 Drew Just beyond the tip?

31:31 Adam Just beyond the tip.

31:33 Drew It could be five inches.

31:34 Adam It could be three feet.

31:35 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah.

31:36 Adam Just beyond. Okay, let's take a little break. We'll be back with Kathy, who's measuring her areolas as we speak after this. Yeah, everybody. It's Love Line.

32:10 Caller Woo.

32:12 Adam Man, I asked for some big boob calls about 10 minutes ago. Now, look at this, we got a giant boob call.

32:19 Drew Wow.

32:20 Adam Yeah. Now, you'd think I'd be happy, but it just makes me think about all the big boob calls that Brian ignores on a constant basis.

32:28 Caller They only call in when you put a plug out there for him, to be honest.

32:32 Drew He never talks about boobs.

32:35 Caller He rarely talks about how badly he needs to talk to them.

32:39 Drew Yeah.

32:40 Adam You can't stop me from hating Brian Anderson. You can't. Kathy?

32:45 Caller Yes.

32:46 Guest All right.

32:47 Adam Did you measure? You have some asymmetry in your boobs, but did you measure your areolas?

32:52 Caller Two and three-quarters.

32:54 Guest There we go.

32:56 Adam Which would be big.

32:58 Yeah.

32:59 Adam Which would be almost 200 percent bigger than your first estimate.

33:03 I know.

33:05 Adam All right. Two and three-quarters.

33:08 Caller It doesn't look grossly bad, but in my opinion it does.

33:13 Adam The opening of your cup there, Drew, is about three and just a little bit of change, the inner, the ID.

33:20 Drew So it's basically about the size of a coffee cup top.

33:25 Adam Yeah, I'd say the, well, no, it's a little less.

33:28 A little less than that.

33:29 Adam Yeah, a little less than that. I'd say it's more, it's a, you know, a smaller paper cup top.

33:39 Drew We ought to have new units of measurement for that called the Corolla.

33:41 Adam Yeah. I'd like to get the Ariella Corolla measurement.

33:45 Drew Yeah, Ariella Corolla.

33:46 Adam Yeah. Great Prime Minister of Egypt.

33:50 Caller The bottom of a water bottle.

33:54 Adam Bottom of a water bottle. That sounds about right.

33:56 Drew Fair enough.

33:57 Adam That's a little light, though.

33:58 Drew All right. Anyway.

33:59 Adam All right. So you want to get those reduced out. Does your boyfriend like them or does he think they're weird or what's up?

34:06 Caller He doesn't think they're weird. We both agree that they're large. And if I had bigger boobs, it'd probably like match it.

34:16 Drew You're a C, though.

34:17 Adam Well, you got a C. You got a B and a C.

34:20 Caller Yeah.

34:21 Adam Yeah. Look, it matches the C side a little better than the B side.

34:25 Caller Oh, yeah.

34:26 Adam Yeah. Like the stare at those areola C side. Gulls. Nice win offshore.

34:32 Drew Pelican again. You own your pelican.

34:33 Adam Me and my pelican. Rusty. Got to get that pelican. All right. So, Kathy, I have heard that they have an areola reduction.

34:43 Drew I think they do.

34:43 Adam God knows. There's nothing some guy wearing a pinky ring won't do if you pay him a few grand these days. But on the other hand, you do sort of have the risk of making it look like somebody monkeyed with them and scarring and that kind of stuff. It's not that big an issue for most guys.

35:01 Drew One of the reasons they use, they cut around the areola to put the implants in sometimes, that the scarring looks very hidden around the areola.

35:09 Adam Right. So Kathy, we would say with your asymmetry problem, go ahead and get a professional's advice. Maybe the insurance will pay for it. On the other hand, you're 20, you have nice puffy areolas. Why monkey? You know what I mean? True. God doesn't make mistakes.

35:28 Drew But then again, she's going into the knife, anesthesia for the symmetry.

35:31 Adam Well, no, if she does that.

35:34 Drew Yeah.

35:34 Caller Okay.

35:35 Adam Yeah. You should do a two-for-one thing.

35:37 Caller Okay.

35:38 Adam All right. Now, Kathy, you had a half a question.

35:40 Caller Yes. Thank you for remembering. Yeah. I'm 5'5, 136. And what is the best way to get rid of like excess fat by your butt? Right below your butt.

35:57 Drew Lose weight generally. First, just get on a weight reduction diet, low fat, adequate protein, exercise regularly.

36:04 Adam Yeah.

36:04 Drew The usual stuff, stuff you don't want to do.

36:06 Caller I run mile and a half every night.

36:09 Adam Yeah. Well, look, here's the other thing, Kathy. I do light bulb while you're under the start working on your career instead of your career. You know what I'm saying?

36:20 Drew Your career.

36:21 Adam Your career instead of your career. Because here's the thing, everybody, and I know it's got to be tough and it's got to be tough to be a woman and all that stuff and everyone looks so great and all that stuff. But you're not going to change yourself that much.

36:36 Drew Not without a knife.

36:37 Adam Not without a knife. I was just watching Survivor tonight. It strikes me, you know, we always have this conversation where our society just tells you, you just get that Elle MacPherson workout book. It looks just like her. Start with her Claudia Schiffer's Power Yoga and you're going to be fine. I also like when those idiots, those idiot models write diet books and they mention that for the last ten years they've been living off of McDonald's and chili fries and desserts every night. Now, they're getting it together and they're writing a diet book, so you can look like them. Well, first off, you look better five years ago, Sweet Pea. I got news for you when you're on your burger bench. So you got model, you started modeling at 14, you're now 25, you've been eating burgers the last nine years. What kind of math are we supposed to do here? Yeah?

37:30 Drew Yeah.

37:31 Adam What do you mean? You're gonna write a diet book? I was watching Survivor tonight. It struck me. Everyone walks around with their shirt off. Everyone's basically walks around in their underpants and they all eat the same thing.

37:44 Drew Nothing.

37:45 Adam Which is next to nothing. Whatever rice, whatever fish they can pull out of the ocean. Nobody's working out. Right. Everyone's exact same regiment. Some guys look like they're still built like trees. Other guys are just spindly and all elbows and knees, you know. The women, some of the women still have a nice robust ass on them. Others look emaciated, you know.

38:08 Drew Right.

38:09 Adam You've all spent 30 days doing the same thing. Just eating grubs and bacon in the sun.

38:15 Drew It's a perfect.

38:16 Adam And do the exact same amount of exercise. Yet some of the guys look like adonises and some of the other guys just look like they're gonna blow away.

38:23 Drew Right.

38:24 Adam How does that work?

38:25 Drew It's a perfect case of study.

38:27 Adam Oh, the brother they tossed off about three weeks ago looked like he should be posing for a hunk calendar. I mean, just 27 inch waist, just triceps, you know, like grapefruits hanging out of the back of him, big heaving chest. That guy just looked like he'd been working out the entire time when the reality is he's been living off a ration of rice and doing the same thing everyone else was. Looked amazing. Then there's another guy, looks like a chick with no boobs, you know what I mean? Just super spindly, super gangly. What's your secret?

39:03 Drew The guy that won that one year, the first one that won, the very first guy?

39:08 Adam Yeah.

39:08 Drew This is a smaller Richard Hatch, Richard's smaller version of the same guy.

39:12 Adam Yeah.

39:12 Drew Big.

39:13 Adam Yeah, there's some, there's women who are going on day number 30 who still got a little gut and ass on him, who looked the same size they did when they got to the island.

39:22 Drew It's the proportions that don't change, really.

39:24 Adam Yeah, right.

39:25 Drew Your whole distribution doesn't change.

39:26 Adam Your shape, it's like putting a ray gun on a car and just shrinking it down 40%. Everything else looks exactly the same. It just becomes a go-kart.

39:35 Drew Right.

39:35 Guest Yeah.

39:36 Drew It's one of the reasons you got to maintain a protein intake. It's a little bit different when you're able to do that.

39:41 Adam Tell that to the black guy, looks absolute washboard abs and big veins popping out of his biceps and stuff. It's crazy.

39:50 Guest Couldn't be nice.

39:51 Adam Couldn't swim still. But what are you going to do? He couldn't swim. But the point is, is crazy muscle, crazy muscles like Popeye all of a sudden. All I'm saying is, everybody, if you really want to change it, you think you're going to change your body that much.

40:06 Drew Not without a knife.

40:08 Adam Not without a knife.

40:09 Guest There you go.

40:11 Adam Chris?

40:12 Caller Yeah. Hi.

40:13 Adam 25?

40:14 Caller Yeah.

40:15 Adam What's up?

40:16 Caller I got a Germany or Florida for you. All right. Okay. A 14-year-old girl was arrested Tuesday for allegedly poisoning her music teacher with lemonade spiked with marker board cleaner. The girl told police she put the cleaner into the teacher's drink because she was angry the teacher wouldn't let her leave class to go to the restroom. Police said the teacher immediately knew something was wrong when she took a sip from the cup she had placed on top of a piano in class. Other students allegedly told police the girl spiked the drink as several students were crowded around the piano. They were good witnesses but they did not try to stop her nor did they try to alert the teacher, said the police.

40:51 Adam That feels like Florida.

40:52 Drew That feels like Florida, yeah.

40:54 Adam That feels like Florida. Although the Germans have a rich history of not trying to stop people from doing bad things.

40:58 Drew I understand why they've been trying to get over that for a while.

41:00 Adam All right, this feels like Florida to me.

41:03 Drew Here we go, both are going to Florida.

41:05 Caller Absolutely, Florida.

41:06 Drew There we go.

41:06 Adam Yeah.

41:07 Drew Well done.

41:07 Adam Yeah, see there's no, thank you. We picked Germany last night. We don't always pick Florida. Thank you for that weak effort, Chris.

41:16 Caller I had three stories, but the other two really sucked.

41:19 Adam No, that was, that was fine. The part about the other students not trying...

41:24 Drew Is that our singing guy? That was like his voice. Chris.

41:28 Caller Hello?

41:29 Drew Is your name really Chris?

41:30 Caller Yeah.

41:31 Drew All right, you're not the guy that sings the theme song.

41:34 Caller No, you're talking about Theo?

41:35 Drew Theo, yeah.

41:36 Caller No, that's Theo. Can I say one thing before you put me on hold? It was a request.

41:40 Adam Yes, yes.

41:41 Caller It was just a shout out to the Loveline Companion. Guys, on there.

41:44 Adam That's it. Yeah, thanks. The Loveline Companion, I've visited a couple of times, mainly to see our wonderful cartoon that our friend Mark, what's his name? What's his name?

41:54 Caller Michael Naran.

41:55 Adam Michael Naran. I'm going to write that down. Michael Naran. Yeah. I've shown that cartoon to a few people and a few folks in the biz, and people are impressed.

42:08 Guest Oh, yeah.

42:09 Adam He does great narration. If you want to see it.

42:12 Drew Narration.

42:13 Adam I mean, a great animation. Animation. If you go, we do great narration. If you go to the Loveline Companion, you can see what now is all three cartoons posted up there.

42:25 Drew You know, you guys may need to repost them to make sure people can get access to them because they're so deep into the host.

42:31 Adam Well, it looks amazing.

42:33 Drew Yeah.

42:33 Adam It just looks amazing. Michael Naran. Yeah.

42:36 Drew I think a lot of people have their own site. You can just refer people to.

42:39 Adam You should. All right. Where are we, Drew? By the way, Sunday night, Seth MacFarlane is going to be in here from The Family Guy.

42:48 Caller Unacceptable.

42:49 Adam Huge. Huge. Talk about momentum. Ground swell.

42:53 Drew Are you going to go to the release party?

42:56 Adam I got invited. When is it?

42:58 Drew Next week from Sunday.

42:59 Adam Week from Sunday. Yeah, I'm going to go and I'm going to go do a voiceover for them tomorrows. And I always see Seth there. So I'll see him tomorrow and I'll prime his pump for Sunday. And also Alex Borstein is going to be, but it's gay. Alex Borstein is going to be in here who's an old friend of mine and who not only does a lot of the voices on The Family Guy, but does a lot of writing and lots of contributions to the show. Michaela?

43:30 Yes, sir.

43:32 Adam You're 25?

43:33 Caller Yes, I am.

43:34 Adam You have giant boobs?

43:36 Caller Enormous.

43:37 Adam Enormous.

43:38 Caller 32G.

43:40 Adam 32G. Wow.

43:46 Caller Yeah.

43:47 Adam 32G.

43:48 Caller 32.

43:50 Adam 32, not 36G.

43:52 Caller Right.

43:53 Adam 32G. That is the combination to the lock on my heart.

43:58 Caller Your heart?

43:59 Adam My underpants.

44:01 Caller Oh, I'm glad I won your heart.

44:03 Adam 32G.

44:05 Caller Yeah.

44:05 Adam That's the secret combination.

44:08 Caller Do I win like a windbreaker or something?

44:10 Guest Oh, you're going to need it to cover up.

44:14 Adam Yeah.

44:14 Guest Oh my. A good pink eye. Yeah.

44:18 Adam Yeah. 32G. All right. Let's hear your dimensions. How tall are you?

44:23 Caller I'm 5'5.

44:24 Adam 5'5? How much do you weigh?

44:27 Caller 125.

44:28 Adam 125. All right. Hold on a second.

44:31 Caller Do you radio map?

44:32 Drew No, no, no.

44:33 Adam No, Adam, don't.

44:33 Drew Don't.

44:34 Guest Don't.

44:34 Adam Don't do any radio, man.

44:34 Drew Don't stop what you're doing because I know where your hands are going.

44:37 Adam I gotta take a break. I gotta get something out of my car.

44:41 Guest Okay?

44:42 Adam Drew, can you start show off and reset when we come back?

44:49 Drew You'll be in your car.

44:51 Adam I gotta get something out of my car.

44:52 Drew Yeah, but you should. Just a few steps outside. No big deal. You'll be in by the time.

44:56 Adam I think I might be in the back of the car.

44:57 Drew I'll make sure I let you in. I'll let y'all come out there with you.

44:59 Adam Oh, no. I mean, I mean, it's cool if you want to, but I just think you'd be your time would be better spent over here.

45:06 Drew I want to talk to you about something.

45:08 Adam Well, you know, we got other breaks. I'll tell you what. Why don't you and Michelle hang here? OK, Michelle, I could use it. I could use some more water. Drew, show her the way. I'm going to sprint out to the car. I got to grab something. It's going to be hard to find. I should be back. But if I'm not back when the mics heat up, just lead us in. I'll just be a minute. I'll just be right behind you. Maybe we'll play a little best of or something. Do we have some best of?

45:37 Well, we got four minutes here, so.

45:39 Adam We got four. Yeah. Now, yeah, we're just Anderson, get ready. I'll be like Tony Hawk or something on a tape or something that the kids would like.

45:50 Drew I'll be all right.

45:51 Adam OK, you'll be here. All right.

45:53 Drew I'll be talking to Michaela when I get back.

45:55 Adam Yeah, that's OK. I don't need.

45:57 Drew Oh, you'll be done.

45:57 Adam I'll be.

45:59 Guest I don't.

46:01 Adam I would be disgusted, you know, I don't need. We got people with problems.

46:05 Guest Right.

46:07 Adam Michaela with the 32 G's, five, five, one twenty, one, one thirty, one twenty five, one twenty four. All that after this.

46:16 Thank you for calling Loveline.

46:17 Caller Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

46:24 Loveline is brought to you by TNT.

46:32 Adam Yeah.

46:34 Drew Wow.

46:34 Adam Tell you what, got to get it on.

46:36 Drew The way you ran out of here, I thought we'd have a problem, but you seemed all right.

46:41 Adam I exploded in the parking lot. I didn't make it to the car. I mean, I found my key ring under the seat.

46:50 Drew Huh?

46:51 Adam Yeah, I'm back.

46:53 Guest Oh, did you make your car?

46:55 Adam Let's go to the phones.

46:56 Drew It's getting weird.

46:57 Adam We'll take some calls. We're going to pay some bills later, okay?

47:02 Drew Mikayla.

47:03 Adam Mikayla?

47:04 Caller Yes.

47:05 Adam So you're 25.

47:06 Caller Yes. How was your break?

47:11 Adam It was, you know, it was solid, but I'll tell you what, no more breaks. No more breaks. No more. I'm disgusted. I don't need any more of that.

47:19 Drew We'll never do that again. Never have a break again.

47:21 Adam Go to the car now. I mean to get stuff that I needed, you know?

47:26 Drew You'll never go to the car again.

47:27 Adam No.

47:27 Caller And you found it, right? The thing that you needed.

47:30 Guest What?

47:30 Caller You found the thing that you needed?

47:32 Guest What was I?

47:33 Adam Oh yeah.

47:33 Guest Oh yeah.

47:33 Adam Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It was under the seat. Yeah. All right. So Michaela, you're 5'5, you're 124.

47:41 Caller Yes.

47:41 Adam And you, you're a G cup.

47:45 Caller Yes, I am.

47:46 Adam 32 G. Do you have implants?

47:49 Caller No, no. They just groove that way.

47:54 Adam Mm-hmm.

47:55 Caller Yeah.

47:55 Adam And boy, I mean, do you have to make custom-made bras?

47:59 Caller I have to order them from Europe. From Europe. I can't, I can't find them in America anywhere.

48:06 Adam Really?

48:07 Caller Yeah.

48:08 Adam And do you have a boyfriend?

48:10 Caller Yeah, I do.

48:11 Adam Is he into this?

48:13 Caller Oh yeah. Yeah.

48:14 Adam Okay. All right. And well, if you have, when these women have boyfriends, there's like the guys that are into it and then the guys who pretend they're not into it, so they don't think that's why they're with them.

48:25 Caller Oh no, he's into it.

48:27 Adam Okay. Does he do jug worship? What is that?

48:31 Caller I'll show you.

48:35 Adam I do the survivor dance. Yeah.

48:37 Caller No, he doesn't do that.

48:39 Adam Okay. And what do you do for a living?

48:42 Caller I don't do anything.

48:43 Adam Sure. Why would you? Why would you?

48:48 Drew How do you support yourself?

48:48 Adam Yeah, there you go. Well, with that European bra.

48:51 Caller He works.

48:53 Drew So you're a kept woman.

48:54 Adam You're kept?

48:55 Caller I'm a kept woman, yeah.

48:57 Adam And what do you look like in a bikini? Is it just outrageous? I mean, is every head on the beach turned?

49:04 Caller Well, I don't go to the beach anymore because, you know, it gets annoying.

49:09 Adam Right. Right. And what was high school like for you?

49:13 Caller High school I covered up because, you know, you kind of have to because I've had them. I think they were like double Ds by the time I was 14. So yeah, it's odd because all of my sisters and my mom are no bigger than Bs. I got it all in the family, I guess.

49:34 Guest My sister's hander.

49:35 Adam So now what? So you don't work.

49:38 Caller Right.

49:39 Adam How big is your areola?

49:42 Caller Oh, actually when I heard you with the other color I measured and they're just a little over two.

49:49 Adam Little over two?

49:50 Caller Yeah.

49:51 Adam Wow. With the G size cup. Well, all right. No, I mean, it's fine, but they probably look a little small on you.

50:01 Caller No, actually, it works because two is pretty big for, you know, most sizes of...

50:07 Adam Yeah, but on a G, two ain't...

50:10 Drew Two's what this?

50:11 Adam Well, here's the thing. Here's what it's like. It's like saying 17-inch or 18-inch rims are pretty good-sized rims on most cars, but not if you got a Hummer.

50:21 Drew Right.

50:22 Adam They're a little bit small on something that big.

50:25 Drew Right.

50:25 Adam Or 747.

50:27 Drew Yeah.

50:27 Adam You know what I'm saying? And, you know, if two is a nice areola, don't get me wrong. And I don't want a bunch of letters from the areola people either.

50:37 Caller Who are the areola people?

50:38 Adam I don't know, but I got to get involved with them.

50:39 Drew Letter writers.

50:40 Adam Certainly going to need guest lectures.

50:42 Drew We're talking about like, yay.

50:44 Adam Two-inch. Yeah. A little smaller than that. Yeah.

50:47 Caller Lakers just called. He's threatening to sue you for stealing his show.

50:51 Adam Oh, Anderson.

50:53 Caller He called, huh?

50:54 Adam Yeah. All right. So, Micaela.

50:56 Caller Yes, sir.

50:57 Adam You just want to talk about your big jugs?

50:59 Caller Well, actually, I wanted to talk to you because I'm thinking of getting a reduction. But how small... I don't want to go really small, but I want your expert opinion on what a good size would be.

51:12 Adam Well, for you, I...

51:13 Drew You unlocked his heart with 32G.

51:15 Adam Yeah.

51:15 Caller Right. And I don't want to lock your heart back up or anything, so...

51:20 Drew Well, are you having physical problems, back pain, neck pain?

51:22 Caller I have lots of back and neck problems.

51:25 Drew Yeesh.

51:26 Caller You know, 10 years with huge boobs, you're in a little bit of trouble.

51:30 Adam How do you think I feel with my sack?

51:32 Guest Oh, yeah.

51:35 Adam What's going on with this show? All right, look, let's focus, Drew. Here's the thing.

51:40 Drew So where should she go if she were going to have her juice?

51:42 Adam Well, you go talk to a plastic surgeon and they'll figure it out.

51:44 Drew That's your master opinion.

51:46 Adam Here's my opinion. Truthfully, you got to go see C plus, otherwise it's probably not worth it. It's probably not worth going down.

51:54 Drew What about going down to a double D?

51:56 Adam Well, you're going down a size, but you're still a small framed person.

52:00 Drew FG, two sizes.

52:02 Adam I don't even know if there's an F. But the point is, yeah, OK, whatever you do, you're a small framed person that still has abnormally large breasts.

52:11 Drew She wants that, though. She wants to still be big, just not so big that it's...

52:15 Adam Well, I don't know if she said that.

52:16 Drew Ask her. She wanted your opinion. So imagining she wants you to ring in.

52:20 Adam Michaela.

52:21 Yes.

52:22 Adam My feeling is, is if you're going to go down, if you're going to go under the knife, you don't want to do it twice. Live with your big boobs, photograph them, document them, and then step down to a big C.

52:34 Caller A big C? That seems pretty small.

52:36 Adam All right. Then go with a D. I'm just saying the surgeon is going to be able to tell you what he can do and what he can't do. These guys usually get you, they always get you down between a C and a D.

52:47 Caller Yeah.

52:47 Drew We'll see is most women's ideal range.

52:49 Adam Right. Let's talk to Abby, 23.

52:54 Hello?

52:55 Guest Yeah.

52:56 Hi. I'm calling you because I had a question. I read on the Internet that Laura Flynn Boyle bleaches her anus.

53:03 Guest True.

53:06 Is that even a real procedure?

53:08 Adam They call it chlor-holing. They take the chlorox bleach, they insert a funnel. Hey, Abby, I'm going to tell you if that's true in a second. Could you do the alphabet in a sing-songy way like A, B, C, D?

53:23 A, B, C, D, E, F, G, 7F?

53:27 Drew She concentrated on lowering a little bit.

53:29 Adam She did. Yeah. She actually sung it a little bit. Anal bleaching. Hold on a second, Abby. I like Abby. Abby is a good name for a girl. Isn't that a cool name? You can't go wrong with an Abby. Someone has sent you up with an Abby? You'd do it. You'd go for it. Yeah? Okay. I'm just saying. I know what you're saying, Drew.

53:49 All right.

53:50 Adam We're going to get back with Abby. We're going to talk about anal bleaching because Drew was telling me how this is sweeping the nation. I know he has thoughts on it. Well, you'll get to hear those thoughts after this.

54:40 Guest Love Line, fast-scrolling outlaw radio, North America.

54:48 Drew Michelle, this man will drop Trout.

54:49 Adam I'll tell you what, I'll drop Trout.

54:52 Drew Watch out, he's gonna do it. He will drop Trout.

54:58 Adam We got travel and weather coming up the top of the hour. Look out for lane closure, brake lights, and mattress and lanes in 405 and 101. 57 degrees coming in to Norco. Southern Van Nuys checking in at 71. Cheryl Rock Station coming in. We got September coming up. Somebody came up with a, see, somebody came up with a good, a good, I'm gonna think of-

55:23 Drew Month of the Year that applies to music.

55:25 Adam Good rock, good rock band month thing. I'm gonna work this thing out.

55:30 Guest I'm gonna, I'm gonna figure out.

55:31 Adam It's gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, it's gonna, it'll return at some point. Abby?

55:36 Yeah?

55:37 Adam Yeah, you're 23. Drew, what do you know about anal bleaching?

55:41 Drew I have no idea what you're talking about. What is it?

55:44 It's apparently, you know, like skin lightening that you can do on other areas of your body. You can have it done on the skin around your anus.

55:53 Adam Mm-hmm. So you don't have that brown eye. You don't have the brown rose.

55:57 Yes. And Laura Flynn Boyle is apparently the ringleader of this.

56:01 Adam Yeah.

56:01 Drew She's going public about it?

56:03 I don't think so. I think that other people are saying it.

56:06 Adam And I don't know how people think about that. I don't think she does it herself. She does endorse that kit I've seen advertised.

56:13 Drew I don't know the anal wink.

56:15 Adam Yeah, anal wink, they call it. And that ping thing goes and the little star comes off it.

56:21 Guest Yeah.

56:22 Drew I don't know what this is. I don't know what the purpose is. You can bleach skin.

56:26 Adam You can.

56:27 Drew It's not a problem. And the anus is sort of a crossover from skin to mucosa. And it makes sense to me. You might be able to do a little bit of something with that if you needed to.

56:36 Adam What about Michael Jackson? What's going on with him?

56:39 Drew He's done the bleaching.

56:40 Adam He does. What is that? How come no one else does that? Does someone else, does Little Richard do that?

56:46 Drew I don't know.

56:46 Adam Who else does that?

56:47 Drew It's done to...

56:49 Adam What about that vitiligo thing he's supposed to...

56:51 Drew Well, yeah, vitiligo. People will try to match up their skin to the vitiliginous skin.

56:57 Adam Because it'll be spotty.

56:58 Drew Yeah.

56:59 Adam It'll start to lighten the other...

57:00 Drew Like the dark part.

57:01 Adam But you don't look like him when you have that.

57:02 Drew The reality is that if my interest is when I was in training, they always darken the light part.

57:07 Adam Oh, really?

57:08 Drew There was something called serelin or sericin, or something they could take. They could darken it up. And so they never went the other way. So that whole thing was always suspect.

57:17 Hmm.

57:20 Adam I was trying to think of my rock band thing. All right.

57:23 Guest Oh, oh, oh.

57:24 Adam You know what it is?

57:25 Guest You know what it is?

57:26 Adam Here it is. Rocktober is coming up. September coming up after that. And after commercial break, we got the Boston Marathon.

57:36 Drew Nice.

57:36 Adam Boston Marathon. You get it? Boston.

57:40 Drew Yes.

57:40 Adam Playing Don't Look Back. Playing all of the Boston's Peace of Mind. All the Boston's. Like all 22 Boston songs. Perfect. We got a Boston Marathon coming up. Boston Marathon.

57:50 Drew Nice.

57:51 Adam Yeah?

57:51 Drew Nice.

57:52 Adam Write that down. Go down the hall with that. Take that over the classic rock station, a Boston Marathon. How come no one's come up with that one?

58:00 Drew Somebody.

58:01 Adam My friend Tony at the office came up with that, a Boston Marathon.

58:04 Drew Somebody must have done that.

58:06 Adam I would do the Boston Rock Group Marathon around the Boston Marathon, which is to place a week or so ago.

58:12 Drew Absolutely.

58:13 Adam All right. Where are we, Drew?

58:14 Drew There you go. Erica.

58:16 Adam Erica?

58:17 Yes.

58:18 Adam You're 23?

58:19 Drew 32.

58:20 I'm 32.

58:22 Guest Okay. Yeah, you're 32.

58:24 Drew You have dyslexia?

58:26 Adam Yes. What's up?

58:29 Caller Well, I started doing porn when I was 19, and over the years, I've had a lot of trouble trying to find relationships that I can find serious.

58:38 Drew Does that surprise you?

58:41 Caller Yeah, I guess. I figured by now, I could find at least something that I could call love.

58:47 Drew Well, there's two forces at work here. One is that guys have difficulty sort of looking the other way when you're having sex with lots of other guys in front of the camera. And two, whatever it is that makes a woman choose that life path often makes intimacy, causes severe difficulty with intimacy. So you have two forces working against you.

59:14 Guest Erica?

59:15 Caller Yes.

59:15 Adam Are you still in the porn business?

59:17 Caller Yes. I still am.

59:20 Adam How many movies you figure you've made?

59:24 Caller Well, I've been in it on and off since I was 19. Since December, I've made probably 15.

59:30 Drew Since December.

59:32 Caller I've been in and out of it. I danced. I did Internet. I did, I mean, just on every aspect of the adult industry.

59:40 Adam And are you getting ready to retire?

59:43 Caller Maybe in eight years.

59:45 Drew Eight years?

59:46 Caller Yeah. By the time I'm 40.

59:52 Adam And who do you work with? Do you ever work with the decorator?

59:56 Caller No.

59:57 Adam How about the hedgehog?

59:59 Caller No.

1:00:00 Adam How about the rabbi?

1:00:01 Drew Who's the rabbi?

1:00:02 Adam I'm just testing her. There's no way he goes by the rabbi.

1:00:04 Drew That's right.

1:00:05 Adam It would be a horrible porn name.

1:00:08 Caller All right.

1:00:09 Adam Do you, now what do you, would you specialize in anything?

1:00:14 Caller Well, right now, because I'm 32, it's mainly like the milf, you know, fetish.

1:00:20 Right. What?

1:00:20 Drew What fetish?

1:00:21 Adam The milf, the mothers you want to have. And then, and then the, what, what, what, is there anything on your contract you won't do?

1:00:31 Caller Yeah, I don't do interracial or ATM.

1:00:34 Drew What's ATM?

1:00:39 Adam Anus.

1:00:40 Let's see.

1:00:42 Drew Oh, jeez.

1:00:44 Adam What ATM is anus?

1:00:45 Drew Asthmouth, she said.

1:00:46 Adam Yeah. Oh, asthmouth. Okay.

1:00:50 Drew Thought it was a place you got money or you got bundles.

1:00:53 Adam Yeah, yeah. Now they come out in pieces. I can't go there and put full bundles on. So you don't do asthmouth. How much asthmouth requests are there?

1:01:03 Caller Well, none for me because I don't do it.

1:01:06 Drew What has happened to this show?

1:01:07 Adam By the way, I love those kinds of answers. I don't do asthmouth. Well, how much of that do people make? Well, none because I won't do it. Oh, I see. You won't do it and you won't do it to it. People are so goddamn stupid. You can't even really. Here's what it is. You can't ask a question without them being turned back to them.

1:01:32 Drew Right. They can't quite get what you're going for.

1:01:36 Adam As they only know, they're you can't get what you're going for because you haven't included them in the question.

1:01:40 Right.

1:01:43 Adam Erika?

1:01:44 Caller Yes.

1:01:45 Adam I've not seen a lot of ask-to-mouth porn.

1:01:49 Caller Well, I don't really watch porn. So, I mean, there's a pretty big... Well, there's only certain girls that do it, I guess. Okay.

1:02:00 Adam And you don't do interracial?

1:02:03 Caller No.

1:02:04 Adam Why? You uptight?

1:02:06 Caller Um, no. It just isn't something that I enjoy. So, I'm not going to do something I don't...

1:02:11 There is no racial bigotry here.

1:02:15 Caller Nah.

1:02:16 Guest Is she white?

1:02:18 Caller What color?

1:02:19 Adam You're white. You're not into the brothers?

1:02:21 Caller No, I'm not. And they're much bigger than the white men, too.

1:02:27 Adam Yeah.

1:02:27 Drew So, that hurts her.

1:02:28 Adam Yeah. All right. Well, what about anal?

1:02:30 Drew Is there a wives tale out there that black males have larger penises?

1:02:34 Caller Right.

1:02:35 Adam Do you do, you do anal?

1:02:38 Caller Yeah, it depends on who the male talent is. But yeah, it's negotiable. I don't have a problem with that.

1:02:43 Adam How much, what kind of bump would you need?

1:02:47 Caller Well, there's an industry standard. So.

1:02:50 Adam What is that?

1:02:50 Drew Is there combat pay?

1:02:52 Adam Well, yeah, hazard, hazard, hazard, duty pay. Yeah. You get it? Hazard getting duty on your penis. Yeah, you should get hazardous duty pay and he should get penious duty pay. Yeah. Michelle Punch you tonight. Get that duty on your penis, Eric.

1:03:13 Caller Yeah.

1:03:13 Adam Yeah. What's the bump?

1:03:14 Drew Hazardous dookie pay.

1:03:16 Adam Hazardous dookie pay.

1:03:18 Caller I'm not sure. Well, I think it's only a couple hundred dollars, actually.

1:03:21 Adam Oh, you see? I'm going to need at least $375.

1:03:25 Drew Well, Erica, so...

1:03:26 Caller Yeah, well, it starts at $800, so it would be over that.

1:03:29 Drew So Erica, do you have trouble with relationships because of early experiences?

1:03:33 And what's...

1:03:35 Caller I'm sure that has something to do with it, but maybe right now it's been because most of the men are really turned off with, you know, my job.

1:03:45 Drew So you never get into it enough to sabotage it yourself.

1:03:49 Adam How about dating someone in the industry?

1:03:53 Caller Yeah, I've tried that too, but I'm not really attracted to many of the guys that are in the industry.

1:04:00 Adam Oh, really? You don't like that weird tanned shaved sack look they all seem to present?

1:04:07 Drew Yeah, we're in a weird society, this is people that live in this world where they screw amongst themselves and the rest of the world watches them.

1:04:13 Adam But they're not into each other?

1:04:14 Drew They don't like each other.

1:04:15 Adam They're actually effing people and they're not into it?

1:04:17 Drew And they can't have relations with somebody else, another human. I mean, just think if you were a Martian and you come down and watch this.

1:04:23 Adam I feel like a Martian.

1:04:24 Drew You'd go, oh my God, there's these humanoid creatures that engage in this activity.

1:04:29 Adam You wanna get a fresh perspective on the whole thing?

1:04:31 Drew Take mushrooms.

1:04:32 Adam Well, take some mushrooms, you'll freak out. Erika, how about you get out of the business and just try to have a normal life and have a normal relationship? How about that?

1:04:44 Caller Yeah, I could try that. I'm going to school to get a degree right now, so I can have a career after this, but...

1:04:50 Drew What's your degree?

1:04:53 Caller It's a criminal justice degree.

1:04:55 Drew Interesting.

1:04:55 Adam You go into junior college?

1:04:57 Caller Yeah.

1:04:58 Adam Shocking.

1:04:58 Drew OCC?

1:04:59 Adam Shocking.

1:05:00 Caller OCC? It's...

1:05:03 Drew Golden West.

1:05:04 Caller No, no, no. It's not Saddleback.

1:05:07 Drew Saddleback?

1:05:08 Caller Yeah.

1:05:09 Adam All right. I'm down with OPP myself. Yeah. See, Drew doesn't laugh, but Michelle laughs at that one. All right, Erica. Look. Listen, baby doll. You're 32. Don't run yourself into the ground over the next eight years doing the ATM stuff. You just... Why don't you get out, get yourself a gig, get your dignity together, and get in a relationship.

1:05:32 Caller Yeah, I think that's a goal and a plan. I guess...

1:05:37 Drew All right. I think that scares you more than anything, frankly, Erica. That's why you don't do it.

1:05:40 Adam Yeah.

1:05:41 Drew It's got to be more scary than being alone.

1:05:43 Adam Yeah. Or the ATM.

1:05:46 Drew More scary than the ATM, yeah.

1:05:47 Adam And they got the... Let's see. They got the DPs, double penetration.

1:05:52 Drew That's nice.

1:05:53 Adam They got the ATMs.

1:05:55 Drew Good times. I still don't quite understand the ATM thing.

1:05:58 Adam Anal to mouth. It's basically rim chops.

1:06:03 Drew Your grandmother's specialty. Well, I mean, she was interesting.

1:06:06 Adam How dare you?

1:06:07 Drew How dare you?

1:06:08 Adam The one's in a wheelchair.

1:06:09 Drew I didn't mean she did that. I mean, she...

1:06:11 Adam How dare you?

1:06:12 Drew Specialized in bringing that up for the family.

1:06:14 Caller How dare you?

1:06:16 Adam She wanted to know, yes, she asked me if I knew what a rim chop was.

1:06:20 Drew At the dinner table.

1:06:21 Adam But you gotta realize, you gotta put that in perspective, that was 10 years ago. She was 83.

1:06:28 Drew And it was Thanksgiving, to be fair.

1:06:29 Adam It was a different, it was a different, she was a different person, she was 83, and it was a different time, it was 95. Maybe it was 97.

1:06:39 All right.

1:06:40 Adam Christopher?

1:06:41 Yes.

1:06:42 Adam You're 17?

1:06:43 Caller Yes, I am.

1:06:44 Adam What's up?

1:06:45 Caller I have a very strange Germany or Florida for you.

1:06:48 Caller Germany of Florida, Germany of Florida, Germany of Florida, Germany of Florida.

1:07:06 Adam What's up?

1:07:08 Caller Okay. A 16-year-old was arrested under a very strange charge after years of suffering physical abuse from his father. On one particular night, he decided to seek a very strange form of revenge. After finding his father drunk and passed out, he decided to tie him up and rape him anally.

1:07:26 Adam Wow.

1:07:28 Caller Wow.

1:07:29 Drew This is Germany or Florida.

1:07:30 Adam Pulled an ATM on him. I hope the dad got a bump for that.

1:07:34 Drew APM.

1:07:35 Adam Yeah. Hop on pop.

1:07:38 Caller Eee.

1:07:39 Adam Eee.

1:07:41 Caller Wow. No kidding, huh?

1:07:43 Guest Wow.

1:07:43 Drew All right. Germany or Florida?

1:07:44 Guest That's it?

1:07:45 Drew No other clues?

1:07:46 Adam We've all thought about it many times. Let's be honest with our own families. Drew, expressing these feelings to me on more than one occasion, but I don't think even Drew has ever fall through with it.

1:07:57 Caller Wow.

1:07:59 Adam Yeah. If you use German. It's flu, but it's only misdemeanor.

1:08:02 Drew I'll do Germany.

1:08:04 Adam Yeah.

1:08:04 Drew Just for a little variety. Yeah.

1:08:07 Adam You know, Florida would have just bashed his head in with a lamp.

1:08:11 Drew I was going to say, this is mental illness, so it could have gone on anywhere. It's not a unique Floridian behavior. Plenty of mental illness in Florida. I'll tell you, but nobody would have reported this in Florida.

1:08:24 Adam Thanksgiving is going to be so uncomfortable next year when these two have to break bread at the dinner table.

1:08:28 Drew Yeah, that's going to be tough.

1:08:30 Adam Wow. All right. I'm going Germany, too.

1:08:32 Drew Yep.

1:08:33 Adam We both feel like Germany.

1:08:35 Drew Christopher?

1:08:36 Caller It is Germany.

1:08:37 Drew It was Germany?

1:08:39 Caller Yep.

1:08:39 Guest Yeah.

1:08:42 Caller Yeah, baby.

1:08:43 Guest Yeah.

1:08:44 Caller Hell yeah.

1:08:46 Drew Two for two.

1:08:47 Adam Well, the thing I like about this is we had a Germany last night of Florida earlier tonight in Germany again.

1:08:54 Drew And this Germany with little or no clues.

1:08:56 Adam Yeah. Nobody strokes themselves better than us, Drew. I got to tell you that. Man, are we good. And we're great at stroking each other, too. We gotta give ourselves credit for that as well. But we do for sometimes we'll get in these little Florida slumps because everything feels like Florida.

1:09:12 Drew Right. Right.

1:09:13 Adam People have been feeding us some Germanys to try to trick us. But that's the thing that's really interesting about human beings, which is why some of these things smell like Germany and why others smell like Florida. They're both just horrible atrocities for the most part. They're both basically different forms of violence and abuse. Yet, they have a, they give us a very strong feeling, either Florida or Germany.

1:09:39 Caller Right.

1:09:40 Adam And let's say over the last year, we're 90 percent. Would you say that? We missed one and a half every 10, that's it.

1:09:48 Caller Yeah, yeah.

1:09:50 Adam Grace?

1:09:51 Guest You're 12?

1:09:53 Adam Wow. What is up?

1:09:56 Caller Well, I'm almost 13.

1:09:58 Adam Oh, all right, that's different. Go ahead.

1:10:00 Caller Well, yeah, I'm like five-four, we're like 100 pounds and I'm like D.

1:10:07 Adam Thank God I went out to the car already, Drew.

1:10:09 Drew What are you talking about?

1:10:10 Adam I mean, to find my hearing.

1:10:12 Drew Oh, oh.

1:10:14 Adam Yeah.

1:10:15 Drew Unacceptable.

1:10:16 Adam 12 years old.

1:10:17 Drew It's going to be tough.

1:10:19 Adam Are boys starting to pay attention to you?

1:10:21 Caller Well, yeah.

1:10:23 Drew Older boys, though.

1:10:23 Caller People think I'm like 15 and stuff. Yeah.

1:10:29 Adam Are you, now, how do you do? Do you have girlfriends?

1:10:32 Caller You mean girlfriends like?

1:10:34 Adam Yeah, friends.

1:10:34 Drew Female friends.

1:10:35 Adam Just friends.

1:10:35 Caller Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, no.

1:10:38 Drew Why not?

1:10:39 Caller A lot of them hate me.

1:10:40 Drew Why?

1:10:40 Caller A lot of girls at school.

1:10:42 Drew Why?

1:10:42 Adam They shun.

1:10:43 Caller I don't know. A lot of them call me slut and stuff like that.

1:10:46 Drew Just because you have large breasts?

1:10:47 Caller Yeah, I think so.

1:10:49 Drew How crazy is that? Think about that. Again, I'm a Martian appearing. I drop into junior high school and find women, female.

1:10:55 Adam You don't have to be a Martian. Just take those mushrooms.

1:10:57 Drew Female homo sapiens shunning this one who develops certain physical characteristics before the other.

1:11:04 Adam I have to say, though, going to what I feel is a very average junior high and high school filled with, well, maybe a little below average, but just close to the worst the San Fernando Valley had to offer. I mean, people know qualms about being horrible to each other at all.

1:11:24 Drew We lose Grace.

1:11:25 Adam She hung up. We'll put her on hold. There were hot chicks who went to junior high and high school. They had tons of friends.

1:11:31 Guest They were popular.

1:11:32 Adam The other girls may have sort of talked about them behind their back, but ultimately people are attracted to attractive people, male and female.

1:11:41 Drew Do you think, Grace, something's going on with her, something else?

1:11:44 Adam I don't think there's a 13-year-old girl alive who's in junior high who doesn't feel like other people talk behind their back and call them this and call them that.

1:11:51 Drew I think we can talk to her. Grace, you still there? So, you have no friends?

1:11:56 Caller No, no, no, no, no. I have friends. I have a couple friends. A lot of girls will try and talk to me, and then they'll talk to their friends and be like, oh yeah, her boobs are fake. They'll just be friends with me and then they'll say bad stuff. Like, I do have friends. I have a lot of guy friends.

1:12:15 Adam Yeah, shocking. Yeah. All right, so welcome to the world. Are you okay? Do you want to get a reduction?

1:12:24 Caller No, I just wanted to know like how big I'll be when I'm like 19.

1:12:29 Drew We can't predict.

1:12:30 Adam Hard to tell. Most women who have large breasts say they got started early. Yes. Also, some of them stop and some of them keep going. I guess you could take a look at your mom, your grandmom, and that kind of stuff, and sort of figure out where you're at.

1:12:44 Drew Or whom everyone was a B and she ended up being a G.

1:12:46 Adam Yeah, I bet if you would have taken a look at mom or dad's grandmom, you would have seen some some juggage on those old boots, you know what I mean? Still good.

1:12:57 Drew Nice. You gotta go to the car again?

1:12:59 Adam I think I'm gonna get about 20 minutes. Grace? That's a nice name, by the way. Oh, yeah, thank you. Yeah. All right, so here's the thing. We can't predict how you're gonna turn out. We're getting a weird echo thing, so I'm gonna put her on hold. We have to tell this to people all the time, young people. There's not a 13-year-old that wouldn't change something about them as they look at themselves in the mirror.

1:13:21 Drew But this whole thing is a lot to contend with for young women. The boys, older boys, are clawing themselves to get out of the young girls' think there's something wrong with them, shun her.

1:13:28 Adam No.

1:13:29 Drew It's a sad thing to deal with.

1:13:31 Adam I think you're making more out of it.

1:13:32 Drew Yeah, we hear an awful lot of that, though.

1:13:34 Adam Well, but if you talk to any 13 or 14-year-old girl and they start asking her about school, she's gonna tell you why guys do this and why girls do that.

1:13:43 Drew If you remember our G caller from earlier, our 32G, he said she wore baggy clothes all the way through high school and no one really noticed.

1:13:49 Adam Right.

1:13:49 Drew So you can cover it up a little bit too if it's a problem.

1:13:52 Adam Yeah, you can slide under the radar a little bit. I just, you know, see Drew went to the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for albino hemophiliac.

1:14:01 Drew Which you can see on the cartoon.

1:14:02 Adam Which you can see on the cartoon. So he has no grounding in reality at all. I went to North Hollywood High. There were some girls with some good racks. The guys, you know, knew who they were. They were as popular as friendly and as whatever. As many friends as they had is exactly what their personality would have suggested. There was none of them who were super friendly and smart and outgoing and were shunned by the female populace. They weren't being grabbed at by the boys. And again, I went to school with, you know, 3,500 animals. They got along with everyone else just like the tall kid and the short fat kid. For the most part, you bring what you bring and you bring out and other people what you see. Once in a while, you get a troublemaker, but don't count on that. Just sort of make your own way, okay? Make friends. All right, where were we?

1:14:53 Drew We're gonna break, mate.

1:14:54 Caller Oh, okay.

1:14:55 Adam Gonna take a break. When we come back, we'll speak to Nancy, the pathological liar. She can't stop. Oh, she has a baby voice. I just want to hear what her voice sounds like. Nancy? Hey.

1:15:07 Caller Liar, liar whore, liar whore, you know it.

1:15:11 Adam All right, that's enough. We'll take a break. I missed the... We haven't talked to any people who can't stop lying for a while.

1:15:18 Drew Not in a while, yeah.

1:15:19 Adam All right, so we'll talk to Nancy after this.

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1:15:35 Adam Yeah, it's Loveline.

1:15:39 Caller Oh, oh, oh.

1:15:42 Caller Little gas.

1:15:46 Adam Drew, did you just water? What was that? What was that? Did you fire back?

1:15:51 Drew Of course.

1:15:55 Adam Shields.

1:15:56 You're lucky I have allergies because I can't smell.

1:15:58 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:15:59 Drew Something to be hold of.

1:15:59 Adam You're going to feel Drew's. You feel like I'm warmer in here? I put the shields up.

1:16:05 Drew Oh, my God.

1:16:06 Adam A little gas go. Drew slammed me back. I jabbed him. He came with a big overhand. Right. Big haymaker.

1:16:13 Drew That was no jab.

1:16:14 Adam All right. Hey, yeah, it's a love line. And Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-191. Seth MacFarlane in here on Sunday. I do believe the great Seth MacFarlane from The Family Guy. I'm going to see him tomorrow because I'm going to do a little voice over work over at his place. And then I think Alex Borstein, who does the voice of the mom and Tricia Takanoa, the Asian reporter, many other voices on the show is going to come in here, either with Seth or the following night. She's an old dear friend of mine and all that good stuff. So that's coming up at the beginning of next week. And let me just say this. Oh, also Shannon Mokler and Travis Barker from Meet the Barker's new MTV show, which I have seen and do enjoy. By the way, you just take interesting looking people, follow them around with a camera, who have sort of interesting lives and I'll watch it. You can't go wrong. Engineers Michelle just lit a match in here because there was two farts let within about 2.5 seconds in here. I fired one at Drew, Drew shot one back. It was really could have been my same fart. It was like throwing a handball against a brick wall, just throw it, pow, it's a shot right back at me. Point is, is she lit a match and she did what a lot of people don't do, which she lit it and immediately put it out. That's what kills the smell. Light the match as fast as it lights, you put it out. Don't do that business where you light it and you hold it up like you're at a REO Speedwagon concert. Light it, put it out.

1:17:51 I have experience. I have three brothers.

1:17:53 Adam Oh, you do? You do a lot of farting. All right, maybe that's what burned out your nasal passages. Nancy?

1:17:59 Hi.

1:18:00 Adam Hey. Good. You claim to be a pathological liar?

1:18:06 I am. I'm actually looking there for Drew's input on how to treat factitious disorder.

1:18:12 Caller Liar!

1:18:13 Drew Factitious disorder?

1:18:14 Adam What is factitious disorder? What? What is that? Do you know what that is? Drew never heard of that.

1:18:20 Drew Factitious what?

1:18:22 Well, not like Munchausen, not faking illness, but not seeking medical treatment for it, just lying about it.

1:18:33 Drew So it's a word called briquettes in that syndrome, basically.

1:18:35 And they're little briquettes.

1:18:37 Drew Briquettes or briquettes.

1:18:39 Adam Dr. Kingsford came up and diagnosed that many years ago. Hey, Nancy?

1:18:44 Caller Yeah.

1:18:46 Adam What's the last thing you lied about?

1:18:49 Well, let's see. I told all of my coworkers that I needed a kidney transplant and pretended for two years.

1:18:56 Adam Mm-hmm. I like that. Nice. Right? What else?

1:19:02 When I was in kindergarten, I told all of my classmates that I was pregnant and I was having a baby and I had to go home.

1:19:09 Adam When you were in what?

1:19:10 I was in kindergarten at that time.

1:19:12 Drew Well, I would be less.

1:19:12 Adam You told everyone you were pregnant?

1:19:14 Drew They believed her.

1:19:15 Guest With yourself.

1:19:16 They called my parents, but.

1:19:18 Adam Oh, okay.

1:19:19 Drew Well, this is usually part of a larger personality problem.

1:19:23 Adam Mm-hmm. Okay.

1:19:24 I just started seeing a therapist.

1:19:26 Drew Good.

1:19:27 There isn't very much documentation on how to treat patients such as myself because most people don't admit to it.

1:19:34 Adam Well, now, how does it get you into trouble? What are the consequences of it?

1:19:39 Well, I feel guilty. I don't enjoy doing it. I hurt the people who I care about. And I recently confessed to everybody. So, of course, that leads to more accountability.

1:19:55 Drew Right. It's like any other compulsion. You have to admit to it, agree to powerlessly. It's almost a 12-step approach.

1:19:59 Adam Do they have 12-step groups for compulsive liars?

1:20:02 Drew No, they probably do. They have things like that. But I would be still more concerned that this is just one symptom of a larger syndrome.

1:20:11 Like borderline or?

1:20:13 Drew Yeah. More borderline stuff. Have you been diagnosed as borderline in the past?

1:20:18 Not at all. I've seen a few therapists in the last couple of months, and they just think that I have a compulsive lying.

1:20:25 Drew Why did you bring up borderline then?

1:20:27 Because I am in medical school and I read this stuff. I have a boyfriend who's a psychiatrist.

1:20:33 Drew Did he think that borderline was a possibility?

1:20:36 He does not. We went to the DSM-4 and I don't need to repeat that three of the criteria of the time.

1:20:41 Drew Well, the thing about the borderline is...

1:20:43 Adam That's the book that describes all the illnesses.

1:20:46 Drew Right. Psychiatric illnesses. The borderline, you really, borderlines have chaotic relationships and you're able to have stable relationships, right?

1:20:53 I have very stable relationships because I'm exceptionally manipulative.

1:20:57 Drew Oh, that's all.

1:20:59 I mean, I, my relationships are stable.

1:21:04 Adam What do you look like?

1:21:06 I'm five foot, a hundred and thirty pounds and I'm a double D, thirty.

1:21:12 Adam Easier to get away with stuff with that rank.

1:21:14 Drew Are you a trauma survivor?

1:21:15 Adam Not a big jugs tonight.

1:21:17 No.

1:21:17 Drew No trauma?

1:21:19 No trauma. I was sexually abused when I was younger.

1:21:23 Drew Nancy, Nancy, when I said trauma, what did you think I was talking about?

1:21:28 Caller Earthquake.

1:21:30 Drew No, no, interpersonal trauma, sexual abuse.

1:21:32 Adam Niagara Falls in a barrel.

1:21:34 Drew This is related to your trauma survivor stuff. This is trauma survivor stuff. Look up the work of maybe Peter Phonagy or Alan Shore.

1:21:43 Adam Yeah.

1:21:44 Drew If you're interested in going further with this.

1:21:45 Adam Awesome and easy writer. Here's the thing.

1:21:48 Drew The Dan Siegel book called Healing Trauma. You look at that one.

1:21:52 Adam It's really got a Siegel. I want to get a Pelican.

1:21:56 Drew I know.

1:21:56 Adam Rusty. Rusty the Pelican. I'm going to have him. I'm going to put him on, I'm going to make him a thing with three pier pylons lashed together all different sizes. The taller one will be in the middle. Lashed together with rope. Rusty will stand on the middle one and I'll throw him anchovies.

1:22:15 Drew Just anchovies?

1:22:16 Adam That's what he wants. Oh, nice. That's what he likes. And I mean, I'll toss him, but it's like a basket so big you can't miss. You know, they swallow, they don't chew Pelicans.

1:22:25 Drew Just put it in the sack.

1:22:26 Adam You know what I like? Yeah. I like about Pelicans too. I like when they dive bomb. You ever see them out in the bay? Just, they just fly around, then they just take their wings.

1:22:36 Drew They just pull them in.

1:22:37 Adam They pull them in and they just go straight down and mash into the water, grab himself a nice fish, pow, right back up again.

1:22:44 Drew How does he see that as the thing that I find amazing?

1:22:46 Adam I don't know. Then what happens to all the extra seawater when they gobble the fish?

1:22:50 Drew And how many times they miss?

1:22:52 Adam Seems like a fair amount.

1:22:53 Drew You would think.

1:22:54 Adam Yeah. And what are the fish doing swimming up there? What do you need that for? You know what I mean?

1:22:59 Drew By the way, fish are not slow. If they come to the surface, the time it takes them to dive bomb, they're gone.

1:23:05 Adam That seems to work. Rusty, I'm going to feed by hand, you know? And he'll do that thing with his wings.

1:23:11 Drew I never see them eating fish. They're always eating like garbage. Yeah.

1:23:16 Adam Yeah, what? How did Seagull survive before we started bringing McDonald's to the beach? It must have been around for millions of years. What were they doing?

1:23:25 Drew Fish, I guess. They never get any fish.

1:23:27 Adam Yeah. They used to be a proud bird. Now they're like rats. You know, they're scavengers. Yeah. Poor pigeons. Roberta?

1:23:36 Caller Yes.

1:23:37 Adam 29?

1:23:38 Caller Yes.

1:23:39 Adam What's happening?

1:23:42 Caller Well, I used to, well, I never used to get cold sores. And then my freshman year of college, I started to get bruises all over my body.

1:23:53 Drew Oh, you've got ITP.

1:23:55 Caller Yes.

1:23:56 Caller And idiopathic, so they take your thing. Lombocytopenia papura.

1:23:59 Drew Right, right.

1:24:00 Adam Yeah.

1:24:00 Drew So I would put you on some steroids.

1:24:02 Adam I'm down with OPP myself.

1:24:04 Caller I was on corticosteroid, and I had intravenous gamma.

1:24:08 Drew Oh, so you didn't resolve very quickly, so they take your spleen out?

1:24:12 Caller After, yeah, I had to leave school, and then after the intravenous treatment and waiting off the steroids, my platelet count stayed up.

1:24:22 Drew For a little while.

1:24:23 Adam What'd she have, Drew?

1:24:25 Drew Immune thrombocytopenia papura.

1:24:26 Adam What about it?

1:24:27 Drew Which is usually by itself sometimes part of a lupus syndrome. You have lupus?

1:24:31 Adam No.

1:24:31 Drew No, so just ITP.

1:24:33 Adam What's her thing called again?

1:24:34 Drew Immune thrombocytopenia papura, ITP.

1:24:37 Adam That's that Lucy skit where she got really drunk.

1:24:40 Drew No, no. Vitamina, Vagina, Vagina. Yeah. This is a platelet disorder where the immune system attacks the platelets, and they start bleeding spontaneously.

1:24:50 Adam Where do they bleed from?

1:24:52 Drew Well, on your skin. You're essentially having bruises all over the place.

1:24:54 Adam Oh, so it doesn't come through the skin but it makes it bruise.

1:24:57 Drew You can bleed your nose and stuff. I mean, it can happen. I mean, you can bleed your head. Usually, I don't get that.

1:25:02 Adam Why do you have to have your spleen removed?

1:25:04 Drew It resolves this thing.

1:25:05 Guest Really?

1:25:06 Adam Do you need your spleen?

1:25:08 Guest You do?

1:25:08 Drew It's a good idea to have a spleen. You don't have to have it, obviously, if it's... platelets get sequestered there in the spleen.

1:25:14 Adam Wow.

1:25:15 Caller Roberta? The eye is not for immune. It's for like, idiosync...

1:25:19 Drew Idiopathic, you're right, I beg your pardon, idiopathic thermos.

1:25:21 Caller Yeah, or they don't determine the cause. It's not genetic, it's not...

1:25:24 Drew Well, it's immune, it's immune disease. That's autoimmune disease, though.

1:25:28 Adam Whatever it is, God's taking his vengeance out on you. Whatever you did wrong.

1:25:31 Caller I was actually one of the first people that had my spleen removed laparoscopically because I asked for it.

1:25:37 Drew Interesting.

1:25:38 Adam Wow.

1:25:38 Caller So the surgeons were like little boys, they were jumping up and down like, I can't believe it worked.

1:25:43 Adam They did it without making big incision.

1:25:46 Caller Correct. I'm kind of vain. I didn't want big scarring.

1:25:50 I have very little scar tissue.

1:25:51 Drew Yeah. It used to be a big operation.

1:25:52 Adam All right. So now what?

1:25:54 Caller Well, I thought I'd never had cold sores before. Now I get them like maybe two or three times a year. But talking to my mother, she said, well, when you were a little girl, you had them. But then for a long, long period of time, up until I had my spleen removed, I'd never get a cold sore. Now that I don't have a spleen, well, when I first had the spleen removed, it was like, I'd have like two or three cold sores at a time, and then they would go away. And I was, and it kind of regulated to like, I get two or three a year now.

1:26:24 Drew Well, the spleen is an immune organ, right? And so it makes sense that you might have some alteration in your immune function.

1:26:29 Adam Now, what does an immune organ do? It helps with the immunity of your body.

1:26:34 Drew Think of it like a giant lymph node. So it's where the immune, it's where stuff is processed, basically. Think of it that way. That's the white cells go out there and they pick up stuff and they bring it back to the lymph node of the spleen to sort of be processed.

1:26:50 Adam Your spleen has a lymph node?

1:26:51 Drew The spleen is like a giant lymph node. That's the best way I can explain it.

1:26:55 Adam So your body has certain parts that are in charge of keeping infections and things away?

1:27:02 Drew The immune system.

1:27:03 Adam The immune system. Yeah, but I don't know. I never thought of the immune system as having actual components to it. I just thought everything was part of it. Well, so you got your heart, you got your lungs, you got your liver, and that has nothing to do with the immune system. I mean, it all aids in the process of it, but it's not the filter. It's not the part that actually...

1:27:25 Drew It's not the actual organ system that's associated with it.

1:27:28 Adam What's part of the immune system?

1:27:29 Drew So it's lymph nodes, spleen, thymus, and then the circulating cells, and the bone marrow.

1:27:36 Adam The bone marrow.

1:27:37 Drew And then the circulating products that these cells create. There's a whole lot of different kinds of lymph cells, granulocytes, autocytes.

1:27:45 Adam Yeah.

1:27:45 Drew I took phagocytes.

1:27:47 Adam Phagocytes. I've been on a few of those when I was drunk, just looking. I know my wife's all freaked out about them.

1:27:55 Drew Each of these have very elaborate and different functions and the way the immune system processes it is all sort of done through the lymphatic system.

1:28:05 Adam Seems, you know, I was warehoused over at Walter Reed Junior High and then later North Hollywood High. I took some horticulture classes. I took some agriculture classes. I took some sewing classes and I was a ceramics major. Cooking, sewing. Yeah. Seemed like it would have been a decent idea to actually get into a little physiology stuff every once in a while. Once in a while.

1:28:28 Guest How does your body work?

1:28:29 Adam Little bit.

1:28:29 Drew Little, yeah.

1:28:30 Adam Little bit. Couldn't have hurt.

1:28:31 Drew No, it would have been nice.

1:28:32 Adam Little geography would have been nice too. Instead, tons and tons and tons of just the same history class basically for about nine years and then sewing and cooking in ceramics.

1:28:45 Drew Nice.

1:28:46 Adam Yeah, it's fantastic.

1:28:46 Drew So I'm not quite sure what Roberta's getting at though. What does she want to know? I don't know.

1:28:49 Adam I'm bored. That's the other thing I got. I got a very short attention span.

1:28:52 Drew Roberta, what's the question?

1:28:52 Caller I'm sorry to bore you. I have big jugs.

1:28:54 Adam Oh, okay.

1:28:55 Caller That's right.

1:28:56 Drew He's back. He's back, Roberta.

1:28:57 Guest Yeah.

1:28:58 Caller Sorry. I didn't mean to bore you, Adam.

1:28:59 Drew Here's my concern about the sores.

1:29:00 Adam Big jug night. What are you? D cup?

1:29:03 Caller I am a D cup. Before I had my baby, I was a 34D. Now I'm a 38D.

1:29:08 Drew Any problems with the pregnancy?

1:29:10 Caller No, I just gained a lot of weight. I went from 115 to 185.

1:29:16 Drew Yeah, sores in the mouth again could be nothing, could be related to the spleen, could be not. But again, my concern is that could this be part of other autoimmune type syndrome? ITP sometimes associated with other things and sores in the mouth, sores in the vagina, joint swellings, all that kind of go down that path. So they may not be viral at all. They could be autoimmune.

1:29:35 Adam I just, I don't know why, but we're talking about sort of the human shape earlier tonight. I feel most women pack some weight on when they have kids. I always feel sorry for the poor women that have to watch pregnant women on TV who aren't actually pregnant and therefore put zero weight on except for that plastic orb they shove underneath their blouse to make the mound for the pregnancy. Now you always say that, Drew.

1:30:00 Drew My wife.

1:30:01 Adam Which is crapping on my point, by the way. Thank you.

1:30:04 Drew I think it's safe to say. On her behalf, though.

1:30:06 Adam It's safe to say that most women put some weight on when they get pregnant. Most 90 percent of women put weight on. I'm not saying there's not a small percentage.

1:30:16 Drew I'm just saying.

1:30:17 Adam I know you say. Every time I bring this out.

1:30:19 Drew And then my wife's listening.

1:30:20 Adam Is she not listening? Why does this have to do with your wife?

1:30:24 Drew Because she gained 50 pounds and lost 50 pounds on the table.

1:30:27 Adam Do you see what I got to deal with here? Well, talk about a ass-whoppin. No, first off, I'm not bringing your wife into this. Number one. Number two, I'm trying to make a point.

1:30:39 Drew All right. A lot of people gain weight. That's true.

1:30:41 Adam And what's your point with your wife?

1:30:43 Drew Well, you said that it must be awful to look at women that just have the weight gain of the fetus and the fluid, and I'm saying that it happens sometimes.

1:30:50 Adam I don't think it's all... Yeah, I... What, it happened with your wife?

1:30:55 Drew Yeah.

1:30:56 Adam She didn't put any more weight on?

1:30:57 Drew She was the exact same weight after delivery. 50 pounds of baby fluid, and so she gained 50 from the moment she got pregnant and lost 50 on the table.

1:31:07 Adam All right. There's women that don't put any more weight on?

1:31:11 Drew She actually... Because the babies suck a lot of the stuff away in some women.

1:31:15 Adam All right.

1:31:16 Guest Thanks for grabbing on to the point.

1:31:17 Adam Point is, is they look different. Most, 90% of women put weight on during pregnancy. They put it on in their hips, they put it on in their face, they put it on everywhere. These poor women have to watch these sitcoms, these TV shows where these sort of super spindly already waify model-y types, like the super smoking chick on Lost and stuff, and they're pregnant, and all they have is that bulge in their abdomen, and everything else about them is long and lean and waify, and their face doesn't put on an ounce of weight, neither does their ass. And obviously, that's the only way you can do it when the person's not actually pregnant, and they're on TV is to put that thing. They can't put weight on in their mug or their anus. Yeah.

1:32:02 Drew They can bleach that, though.

1:32:02 Adam They can bleach the anus. Point is, it's got to be depressing for some chick who was 115, gets up to 185, and she's looking at the sporty chick from Lost, who just has half a basketball stuffed underneath her sport blouse.

1:32:16 Drew Right.

1:32:16 Adam All right. Let's take ourselves a little break. We'll come back, speak to Derek, who put on 60 pounds since his girlfriend put on 60 pounds.

1:32:26 Drew Since they started doing it.

1:32:28 Adam Wow.

1:32:28 Drew No practicing.

1:32:29 Adam After this.

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1:32:38 Caller 40 games in 40 nights.

1:32:40 Caller Watch the NBA playoffs on TNT.

1:32:44 Adam Yeah, everybody. It's the Love Line. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Family Guy cast is going to be in here next week, as well as the Meet the Barkers cast, Travis and Shannon. We'll hop back to the phones and speak to Derek. He's 21. Derek.

1:33:02 Caller How's it going?

1:33:03 Adam Good. How are you doing? Oh, man.

1:33:04 Caller No complaints.

1:33:06 Adam Good. Except for your girlfriend that packed on 60 pounds?

1:33:09 Caller Well, yeah. Our relationship started about four years ago while we were seniors in high school. And, you know, what was so great about back then is that we used to have crazy, freaky sex all the time. But now, throughout the years, she's gained about 50, 60 pounds. And now she never wants to have sex because of her self-image. No matter what I say, like, I tell her I love her, you know, I tell her I love her body the way she is.

1:33:34 Drew Derek, this is one of the strange features of the female human is that if she doesn't feel whatever, sexual, attractive, doesn't like how she looks, she can't feel sexual, she can't be sexual. And no matter what the guy tells them, they either don't believe them or they still can't get it going.

1:33:51 Adam Yeah. Well, it's easier not to believe you look super sexy when you're packed on 60 pounds over the last few years.

1:33:58 Drew But if you were to say, you know, I still am just totally into you.

1:34:02 Adam Yeah.

1:34:02 Drew It's all great.

1:34:03 Adam It's not really about you. It's about society and other women.

1:34:06 Drew It's other women.

1:34:07 Adam So Derek. Yeah. How did she put on the 60 pounds over the few years? What's she been doing?

1:34:14 Caller Well, before we started going out, she was a major tweaker. And so she was a very skinny at the time. And before we started going out, she quit two months before we started going out. And she hasn't touched it since. And that's where she's pretty much gained older weight. Right now she's on a diet. She worked out every day for two hours and still not coming off.

1:34:36 Adam Well, hold on a second.

1:34:39 Caller Okay.

1:34:40 Adam I'm no doctor. I am a genius and I do pay for things in bundles because I'm literally a millionaire.

1:34:45 Drew Does she have an eating disorder?

1:34:47 Adam You are, if you're on a diet and you work out two hours a day, your weight is going to come off.

1:34:53 Guest Yeah.

1:34:54 Caller Okay.

1:34:55 Adam It's just going to. I mean, it's not going to take six months. You're going to start seeing things after a few weeks if you're working out, in fact, working out two hours a day and dieting.

1:35:07 Drew Is she a trauma survivor?

1:35:09 Caller No. Actually, no.

1:35:11 Drew Does she have an eating disorder?

1:35:13 Caller No.

1:35:14 Adam All right.

1:35:14 Drew All right. Well, then she needs to stay with you. She needs to get a medical evaluation, make sure she's got a thyroid problem or something, among other things.

1:35:20 Adam What kind of diet is she on?

1:35:22 Caller That I have no idea. I don't diet myself, so I don't really pay attention to that stuff.

1:35:27 Drew That's got to be nice for her.

1:35:28 Adam Don't sweat the tea. Myical pot smoker. All right, Derek. Look, you just support her. Hopefully, her diet goes well and that'll be that.

1:35:40 Drew Yeah. That's all you can do.

1:35:42 Adam Yeah. He's spindly like Dr. Bruce. Dr. Bruce comes in here. He puts 14 sugar packets in with each cup of coffee.

1:35:53 Drew Nice.

1:35:54 Adam You understand when you're sort of novelty skinny, you just do whatever you want. You just do what tastes good, what's right. It doesn't really matter. People want to know, how do you get so skinny? You give them stupid things like, I walk everywhere. That kind of stuff. No, you're just super skinny. Played, played, played basketball with Dr. Spass last weekend. Almost had a heart attack.

1:36:18 Drew You told me that.

1:36:19 Adam He makes me mad.

1:36:20 Drew Why?

1:36:21 Adam Because here's the thing. We go out there to play hoop. He's so spastic that when he guards guys, he sees a holes in elbows, guys, all, you know, he doesn't let you get the ball inbounded. You know, he sees, he spazzes on you all the time. Most of the other guys have a sort of, there's a sort of court etiquette. You let the guy bring the ball in, you let him turn toward the hoop, you sort of give him a little cushion. If he, you know, if he's driving, you put your body on it. But if he wants to pull up from 17 feet and try his hand at it, try the jumper, try your low percentage jumper from outside the arc there. Go right ahead. Not Bruce, Bruce is spastic and he's on everyone and he's elbowing everyone and he's flying around and bumping at everyone. And I just tell him now he almost collapsed by the way after game, after game two. He boldly boasts to everyone on the court. It doesn't work out at all even though he has less body fat than anybody on the court. He's 10 years older and everyone too has zero body fat. So here's the whole thing. I keep telling them, well, if you wouldn't spaz on everybody, you'd have a little energy left for game three, the rubber man. I did tell them don't spaz. I begged him not to spaz.

1:37:36 Drew And? Didn't matter.

1:37:38 Adam No, it doesn't matter. That's the whole thing about spaz stick guys.

1:37:41 Drew They don't know they're spazzing.

1:37:42 Adam I think he is aware that he's spaz stick, but he can't stop himself. He can't see himself.

1:37:48 Drew Yeah, he can't see, he's not aware.

1:37:49 Adam And I'm like, Bruce, here's the deal. If you would just pace yourself, smooth yourself out, you know, this is a 12 round fight. You're out there flailing in the first round. You're gonna go up like a piccolo Pete. Just, you know, mellow out, relax, let the guy come to you and win the game, you know? And then the freak on him, you got nothing left.

1:38:08 Drew Were you on the same team?

1:38:10 Adam No, we're on other teams. I was actually giving him advice.

1:38:13 Drew Must have loved that.

1:38:15 Adam It's worse when he's on my team and I start yelling at him.

1:38:18 Drew On the other team, let us drive, let us shoot.

1:38:21 Adam No, no, but that doesn't, his thing doesn't translate into anything really effective. It's just more annoying than it is anything. And anyway, he's going to collapse by the fourth, by the third game. And he's walking around and he actually did hit the ground pretty hard, just tripped over his own feet going after a ball, slammed onto the ground. Then he was eating, he was eating Christmas candy and everyone thought he had a bloody mouth because he was just eating red candy and everyone thought, well, why would an adult be eating red candy that way? Must have a bloody mouth from falling. Turned out it was nothing. He played the third game though, even though he was complaining, he's going to have a heart attack. By the way, he's the only one out there could have saved him. He would have had to tell us what to do. All right. I would have hit him with the crash cart.

1:39:07 Drew That's what you're all spaz would have kicked in.

1:39:09 Adam Yeah.

1:39:09 Drew All right.

1:39:10 Adam Let's see. One ball bigger than the other.

1:39:12 Drew The ball bigger than the other, they just got to say, you got to get that evaluated. That could be a tumor.

1:39:15 Adam All right.

1:39:16 Guest Brooke?

1:39:17 Caller Yes.

1:39:19 Adam You had a triple D cup at age 13?

1:39:22 Caller Yes, I did.

1:39:23 Adam Totally went to double D. And then you got a boob reduction?

1:39:29 Caller Yeah.

1:39:30 Caller I'm 25 now.

1:39:31 Caller At about 23, I had a breath reduction.

1:39:33 Drew To what?

1:39:35 Caller To I'm about a full C now.

1:39:37 Adam And is that what they wanted to do or is that what you wanted?

1:39:40 Caller Oh, I could have gone smaller.

1:39:42 Caller I would have been happy.

1:39:42 Caller They could have lost all of them off.

1:39:44 Caller I would have been fine.

1:39:45 Adam Wow. So you went to a big C.

1:39:48 Caller Yeah. So full C.

1:39:50 Caller They're great. I am super happy with them.

1:39:52 Guest All right.

1:39:54 Adam So there you go. When they get the breast reduction, I think they shoot for that. We were talking about earlier in the show. Thanks for the call. Take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Yeah, well, that's the week, that's the show Seth MacFarlane in here tomorrow, I should say next week. Also, Shanna and Travis from Meet the Barkers. We will take a little break. Before that, though, we must give thanks for thanks or do. I want to thank phone screener Brian for doing a great job all week long.

1:40:54 Drew Pleasure tonight for you.

1:40:55 Adam And doing a great job at the boob calls tonight. Engineer Anderson, the magic-fingered one, for doing a fantabulous job in here with Dag, doing all that stuff for Dagaroni. Doing a great job all week. Engineer Chris, engineer Michelle for doing a stellar job. Junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior. Junior, junior, junior, junior, producer Lauren for, really, just a shot of adrenaline and steroids she's taken over the last year, doing a great job. Of course, the ever steady producer Ann for booking great people like Travis and Seth McFarlane next week. And of course, Dr. Drew. Who else did I miss here?

1:41:39 Guest You got everybody to do?

1:41:40 Adam Until next time then. This is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Nobody strokes themselves better than us, Drew.

1:41:47 Guest I got to tell you that.

1:41:48 Adam Man, are we good. And we're great at stroking each other, too. Gotta give ourselves credit for that as well.

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