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This is Loveline. With Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Hey, buddy, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, Angie from The Apprentice. Thursday night, it's 9 o'clock NBC. She was escanned the week before last, right? Because Chris got it last week.
1:40
Yes, he did.
1:41
Adam
Do you, first off, you have a rare distinction of being a guest on the show and representing a show that Drew has actually seen and watched and enjoyed.
1:51
Drew
And a reality show nonetheless.
1:53
Adam
And then, and the both of us, I mean, there's rarely anything we both watch together. I think this is-
1:59
Drew
Family Guy.
2:00
Adam
Family Guy and this.
2:02
Drew
And this.
2:03
Adam
Family Guy we watch simultaneously, but this we watch together. Do you understand?
2:08
Drew
Joined.
2:09
Adam
Joined. You understand?
2:10
That's so touching. I'm so glad that I could bring the two of you together.
2:12
Adam
A man bridge between the two of us. A fleshy man bridge. The only thing linking.
2:16
Yeah, baby.
2:17
Adam
The either side of the chasm.
2:19
Drew
One or the other.
2:20
Adam
Yes, either way. Odd, odd weeks, even weeks. That's how we work it. Angie and I know each other. I didn't even know, I watched the show and I didn't even remember that I knew Angie and that's how stupid I am. What's her name? The hot little Tamale came on here about a month and a half ago who, what the hell's her name?
2:42
Audrey.
2:43
Adam
Audrey, yes, Audrey, the very beautiful yet unrealistic.
2:47
Stunningly gorgeous.
2:48
Adam
The gorgeous yet unrealistic Audrey came in here, oh, is she a mess? Whoa, man, feisty fun.
2:57
Feisty fun.
2:58
Adam
Feisty fun, but oh, there's issues there, baby.
3:01
She's young, she's young.
3:02
Adam
Yeah, I was young too, I didn't have that many issues.
3:05
Drew
Man, you had issues.
3:06
Adam
I had issues, but not that many. But vivacious, beautiful, and young, what can you say?
3:13
Drew
She got mad when I tried to crack her on some of those issues a little bit.
3:15
Adam
Well, I mean, here's the thing, you can't come on this show and say that you slept in a car and your dad's in jail and not expect us to do a little probing.
3:25
Caller
A little searching there.
3:27
Adam
And we know that means, like, here's what we hear all night. I was abused, I was molested, my dad's in jail, I'm fine.
3:35
Drew
Let's go, let's get on with it.
3:36
Caller
But I've worked through it.
3:37
Adam
I've worked through it.
3:38
Drew
It used to be a problem, now I'm great.
3:40
Adam
Yeah, that's when I was 14. I'm 17 now, it's all behind me. Yeah, oh yeah, we know it all work out. Angie, let's see. I'm trying to think when we met. I mean, it could have been 15 years ago, could have been 12 years ago, maybe 13, 14 years ago. We should pick-
3:59
Caller
It was Todd. Todd.
4:01
Adam
Now, that's the other thing too, because Audrey said Angie knows you and she knows you through Todd, and Todd is Angie's old boyfriend who's, as I recall, Drew, you're allergic to- To Angie?
4:14
To Angie.
4:16
Drew
Crazy.
4:16
Caller
Allergic to me.
4:19
Adam
We figured out that Angie's old boyfriend was a good friend of mine way back.
4:23
Drew
A good friend?
4:24
Adam
Yeah, back in the day.
4:25
Caller
I don't think they ever did the man bridge, though.
4:27
Adam
Oh, we did not do-
4:28
Caller
Don't feel-
4:30
Drew
I beg your pardon. He's told me- He's told me all of his previous partners. Now, how dare you?
4:34
Adam
We did an oral man bridge, Drew, that I didn't feel was your main outcome.
4:38
Drew
I'm hurt and I'm feeling a little funny about this.
4:41
Adam
Okay, let's-
4:42
Caller
An awkward moment.
4:42
Drew
We'll let that go.
4:43
Adam
It's getting weird, Adam. We'll man bridge during the break and make it all better. I'll suck all the venom out of you with my bridge.
4:51
Caller
Oh, it's getting more and more exciting here.
4:53
Adam
Yeah, and we also call it-
4:55
Caller
By the minute, we just started.
4:56
Adam
We also call it in-flight fueling. You know what I'm saying, Drew? Yeah. All right. So Angie, Angie and I hadn't seen you. Of course, I was a civilian when I saw Angie last. She knew I had amazing potential, but had no idea the heights I would climb to.
5:14
Caller
Absolutely.
5:14
Adam
Making beat off jokes all night for a 13 year old. She had no idea.
5:18
Caller
No, I'm impressed though. I have to say, Adam, that you're actually being paid for it. It's the same Adam from 12 years ago, but now he's making money. It's not just a drunken bar room conversation. It's live radio.
5:30
Adam
All new stuff, Emile. Angie, so here's the thing. I love The Apprentice. Drew and I, like I said, are devotees of the show. I love all the Mark Burnett stuff. I just do. I like the contender. I like Survivor. He puts his stink on it. It's enjoyable. I thought you were great on the show. Let's see. Last week's challenge was the Pontiac Challenge. Your challenge was which challenge?
5:58
Caller
Wearable technology. American Eagle, the laptop in the hoodie.
6:03
Adam
That's right.
6:05
Drew
My favorite with Angela is when they made the hotel. Yeah. She pulled over in the van and went, what the hell's going on?
6:12
Adam
Yeah. New toilets. Give me a break. Yeah. Do you feel, now you were the team leader on that challenge.
6:21
Caller
Nescafé? No, no, no. I wasn't.
6:23
Adam
Oh, you weren't on the on the wearable.
6:25
Caller
No, I was not the project manager. That was Alex.
6:28
Adam
You got railroaded. Yeah. Yeah.
6:30
Caller
Yeah.
6:30
Adam
That's the only thing about the show. I don't really understand sometimes is the the team fails. The the team leader doesn't always get the brunt of the whatever. But Angie wasn't really. Angie forgot something or, you know, you know what it is. I'll tell you what it is. Here's what it seemed like to me. Angie is one of these people. Drew, you know this well. That's why you're resentful. And I'm the same way too. Angie is one of these people that gets a lot of stuff done. Yeah. So every every old roads lead to Angie. Everything gets dumped in her lap. You you wrangle the models, you design the this, you make sure that and then when you fall short on one of them, it's your fault. Right. Meanwhile, all anyone else was doing was delegating things to you.
7:09
Caller
Right.
7:10
Adam
You know what I'm saying?
7:11
Drew
Yes, I feel your pain.
7:13
Adam
You feel that's what happened in a couple weeks back?
7:16
Caller
Absolutely. But you know, yeah, you're not fair. It's who I am. I take on responsibility. I did learn a lesson though. You know, there was a couple of times in that task that I said to Alex, no, have him do it. I gotta work on this presentation or I've got to finish what I'm doing right now. And Alex wouldn't have any part of it. And I think I got a little carried away or my take on it is my ego got in the way of fine. I can handle it. I can do it. I can do it all. The reality is I can't do it all. And I think I showed that on national television going American.
7:49
Adam
Well, this is, you know, we're glad to see Chris go last week, a little bit.
7:54
Caller
Yeah, no, you know what? I would have been much happier to see Chris go the week I went. That would have been fair. I actually watched when I watched the last week's episode. I thought Alex should have been fine. Actually, I didn't think Chris should have been fired. Even though Chris is a disaster and you got to love him. He's the son you wish you never had and all that. His heart's in it. He's a good kid.
8:16
He's 21.
8:17
Adam
Seven failures in a row.
8:19
Caller
He's a train wreck.
8:19
Adam
If it's not his fault, then he's cursed. Either way, he's got to go.
8:24
Caller
Yeah.
8:24
Adam
You know what I'm saying?
8:25
Caller
He should have gone months ago.
8:28
Adam
Angie, are you now... Well, obviously, how does it work now? You can show your face around where you were sequestered before.
8:38
Caller
Right. You cannot be seen in public until while you're still on the show. You cannot be seen in public.
8:44
Adam
So what could you do? I mean, Audrey said you guys were in put up at a hotel. You guys had activities and things. Right.
8:52
Drew
But from the moment it is filmed until the moment you kicked off on air?
8:56
Caller
No, no, no.
8:57
Drew
No, while you're being filmed, you're sequestered.
8:59
Caller
While it's being filmed, you're sequestered. And then after when the show starts in January, you're not allowed to make public appearances with film, press and radio. Now I'm Duke Cabaret and I'm a singer. And I talked to... I'm a professional singer.
9:26
Adam
That's me.
9:27
Drew
Oh, I heard you being...
9:28
Sell it, sell it, baby.
9:29
Adam
Oh, I will.
9:31
Caller
Yeah, you can't do public appearances. I was invited to charity events and things like that.
9:36
Drew
But it's not like you can't go to Starbucks. You can go to the grocery store.
9:39
Caller
You can go to Starbucks, you know.
9:40
Adam
But then after you're officially voted off or fired, bring it on, you can go do what you like.
9:48
Drew
Do you make the rounds and all that stuff?
9:49
Caller
Absolutely, yeah. Did the Today Show, Dennis Miller loved that. Excess Hollywood, all those Tony Dancers.
9:56
Adam
He had a good time on that.
9:57
Caller
Yeah, it was great.
9:58
Adam
I liked Dennis Miller too.
9:59
Caller
I loved Dennis Miller, and he loved me. He's a big fan of the show. He loved me on the show.
10:04
Adam
He, yeah, he gets a little, he gets bad rap sometimes, I think.
10:08
Drew
Really?
10:08
Adam
Oh, you don't know that?
10:09
Drew
No. Well, he's a good guy.
10:11
Adam
Wow.
10:12
Drew
No, he is.
10:13
Adam
What do you know? He likes this show. That's why he's a good guy.
10:15
Drew
I've been on his show a bunch of times, and he's been very, I know. He's a lot, I gotta be honest, he's a lot like you as it comes to, as it pertains to the show. He's very intolerant of BS.
10:25
Adam
Oh, really?
10:26
Drew
Yeah, and that's fine.
10:28
Adam
I show up at 9.59 in 21 seconds.
10:32
Drew
No, but I remember in TV, if stuff was not sort of moving along.
10:36
Adam
Yeah, I like him. No, here's what I'm saying about Dennis Miller. He has not the world's greatest reputation as being a nice guy or a good guy by people who have worked with him, and is not beloved amongst fellow comedians. And I, but I think respect it. Yes. And I have no, you know, there's a few guys that are out there that are like this, but I've done the guy show a couple of times, and it was fast, it was fun, it was easy, and I enjoyed it, and I've talked to him a few times. It's always been enjoyable. So I don't know. But on the other hand, I'm not calling these other people liars. I'm sure you got to do something to earn it. You know what I'm saying?
11:19
Caller
Yeah, but I think people like you and Dennis Miller, you've got your face on the show, and it's your reputation on the line.
11:29
Adam
Yeah.
11:30
Caller
I think you're going to be demanding. I think it's a different thing.
11:32
Adam
I've said that many times.
11:33
Caller
Well, I think it's a different thing than somebody who works behind the scenes or whatever.
11:36
Drew
Don't touch the cash register.
11:38
Adam
Just point at my face.
11:40
Caller
A face like that.
11:42
Adam
Wow. So painful. All right.
11:45
Drew
Here we go.
11:45
Adam
Sabrina?
11:46
Hi.
11:47
Adam
You're 25?
11:49
Caller
Yes.
11:49
Adam
What's up?
11:51
Caller
Well, I would have to put out that I have a very wild imagination, but I've always had a problem with actually doing that nasty things. I guess what people would consider dirty things. But yet in my head, I just love and lust to want to do those things.
12:16
Adam
What things?
12:18
Caller
Well, I guess being with, if anybody hits on me or anything, it's just like, yeah, try something. I'll say, no, but please do it, you know.
12:31
Drew
Yes, you're one of those people who likes to be swept away. Somebody has to make it okay for you to do things because it's outside of your control.
12:38
Adam
But you don't, do you do anything with these people?
12:40
Caller
No, no, I don't.
12:42
Drew
If you put up such a fight, no one has sort of broken through that.
12:45
Caller
Yeah, and I've even gotten attracted to girls and stuff.
12:50
Adam
Yeah, but you don't do anything.
12:52
Drew
A lot of this, here's what this all means to me, is that there's an internal split. There's a good Sabrina and a bad Sabrina. The sexual part is a bad Sabrina, and you'll have nothing to do with that, but you sure as hell want somebody else to bring it out. And so you need to have a bad guy to bring out the bad Sabrina, and I bet you have a history of doing that kind of thing.
13:10
Adam
Drew has two sides. He's got the boring side.
13:13
Drew
More boring. It's stultifying.
13:15
Adam
Stultifying, boring. Yeah, it's boring, medium boring, and it's like super boring.
13:21
Drew
Coma.
13:21
Adam
And then there's coma.
13:23
Caller
You know what I think, Sabrina, too. I think society tells women that it's not OK to enjoy sex or to have a bad side. And it is. It is OK.
13:32
Drew
But wait a minute. But in what world is that? I mean, every women's magazine, every, they all, but no, everywhere you look, it's women need to do all these crazy things. It's all you see everywhere.
13:41
Caller
Right.
13:42
Drew
We left behind.
13:42
Caller
There's an underground, Dr. Drew.
13:44
Drew
40 years ago, we left behind this thing that women shouldn't.
13:47
Adam
All right. Here's a good point. Yes, I'm going to agree with my colleague, Angie. Yes.
13:52
Drew, you're out.
13:54
Adam
No, here's the thing. Drew and I have the same opinion. We share the same opinion here, which is everyone says society says, there's a lot of society, like society is trying to keep the black man down. Society doesn't want this man to have success. Society, first off, I know society is always just white males between 18 and 56. But first off, I don't know who that society is, number one. Number two, we don't have a vested interest in really keeping anyone down so much because we're not so interested. We're off doing our own thing and trying to make our own stuff. But I don't think society wants to keep women down. I think women feel weird. And I think it's woman on woman crime. I think what happens is there's five women. They go out to a club. One of them goes home with a guy and makes it with them in their apartment, their hotel in Vegas. And the other four turn on her at breakfast the next day. And they shun. What a whore. Now the guy ain't complaining about it. And society ain't complaining about it. It's her four girlfriends.
14:59
Drew
And actually sociological studies have shown this over and again that the so-called double standard that women complain about is initiated by men. Men make note of it, but it's sustained by women.
15:10
Adam
Right. And so women always say society or males are uncomfortable or intimidated by our sexuality or whatever. It's really their peers, I think, who turn on them.
15:20
Drew
And chimpanzee pods behave in the same way. They do. When there's a wayward female, all the other females turn their back. They actually shun physically when there's a wayward...
15:32
Adam
These are pods of chimpanzees?
15:33
Caller
Chimpanzee pods.
15:34
Adam
Well, there's like pods of whales. Yeah.
15:37
Drew
That word just came out, I imagine. The mayor went up and used Ryan.
15:40
Adam
You know, we ought to...
15:41
Caller
Bunches and bunches of chimpanzees.
15:42
Adam
We're going to get back to this, but this whole thing with like, well, there's a calf and this one has a cub and this one has a pod and this one has a gaggle and this one has a gander and that one has a flock. Let's just figure out one thing. A bunch.
15:55
Caller
I like pod. Let's stay with pod.
15:57
Adam
A group. A good group. A group or bunch pod. Let's just figure out the one thing. And it would be same thing for geese as it would be for catfish and it would be for bears. And then let's go with cub. Because I'll tell you what, kid was better.
16:10
Drew
I like, kid is weird.
16:12
Adam
I'll tell you why. Because I don't want to eat kid. I do want to eat cub.
16:17
Caller
You do? You want to eat cub?
16:18
Adam
I'd eat some cub over some.
16:19
Drew
But not puppy.
16:20
Adam
Not puppy. I don't want to eat any puppy. I don't want to eat pounded.
16:23
Drew
No kitten, no cub, puppy.
16:24
Adam
I don't want to eat pounded puppy cutlet.
16:26
Drew
Duckling.
16:28
Adam
I'll have some pounded cub.
16:30
That was all right.
16:32
Adam
Let's just pick one because it gets tough when you start getting into wails and moves and stuff like that.
16:37
Drew
What were we talking about?
16:38
Caller
We didn't do Pac.
16:39
Well, now there's a difference.
16:40
Caller
We're talking about Sabrina and her dirty thoughts. There's a difference between promiscuity and being in a relationship with somebody you trust and doing kinky fun, working out fantasies and things.
16:53
Adam
That's what my buddy Todd was doing on Angie 13 years ago. Believe you me, those apartment walls are paper thin. Paper thin. Yeah.
17:02
Drew
What did you hear?
17:04
Adam
What didn't I hear? That's really, that's really, that should be a faster answer if you just ask me what I didn't hear. Did you hear kids or cubs? I was attempted cub making.
17:14
Drew
Okay. Good stuff. Good time. But Sabrina is really typical of a trauma survivor though. Where they get this internal split with the good and the bad, and then they can't get at the bad list or with a bad person.
17:24
Adam
Sabrina?
17:24
Drew
They can't connect the two up so they can experience it.
17:27
Adam
Do you ever get abused?
17:30
Caller
Well, I've had some people get maybe a little too close to me. Nobody in there like actual family. You know, the close family, the knit family.
17:42
Drew
Family of origin you're talking about.
17:44
Adam
You sound frazzled. You sound sort of like you don't know yourself very well.
17:48
Drew
A survivor.
17:49
Caller
No, no. I've never really had an orgasm so the last thing for me is very, very much a part of wanting it.
17:59
Drew
Oh yeah? Oh, you were counting. You were counting.
18:01
Adam
I couldn't miss it. Very healthy.
18:02
Drew
Instead of sheep, you're just counting.
18:04
Adam
I couldn't miss it.
18:04
Drew
Counting.
18:05
Adam
Paper thin walls. Paper thin. Is it really? Between what was good, the debauchery in the next room and me, it's just like a snare drum thickness.
18:13
Caller
Sorry, Sabrina, what were you saying, honey?
18:15
Adam
Yeah, pow. Rim shot after rim shot. Endless. Bottomless. All right, Sabrina, get some therapy.
18:25
Drew
Did somebody touch you inappropriately or something when you were a kid?
18:28
Caller
Well, for one of my birthdays, somebody gave me a really long, long kiss that was completely inappropriate, but I felt that, and I've had a doctor do something.
18:38
Adam
No, all right, now there's something.
18:40
Drew
When you were like eight years old, what happened?
18:43
Caller
No, I don't think it was, I don't think it was.
18:45
Adam
Hold on, I'm getting back. Look, for my birthday, somebody gave me a long, long kiss that was inappropriate.
18:50
Drew
Already freaked out, she's already freaked out.
18:52
Adam
She's already freaked out. I had a doctor who.
18:54
Drew
Already freaked out.
18:55
Adam
Right.
18:56
Drew
Yeah.
18:57
Adam
Well, first of all, well.
18:58
Caller
How can you do that? That's amazing that you guys have been doing this for a long time, I know.
19:02
Adam
Well, molesters molest. They don't give girls extra long kisses, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's her interpretation. Something's wrong. All right, Sabrina. What's wrong before that?
19:12
Caller
You know, I want I want. OK, first of all, I want to have an orgasm.
19:16
Adam
What did the doctor do? No, no, but I'm curious. I'm just curious what you think the doctor did to you.
19:20
Caller
Well, no, I know what he did. He was rubbing up against me when he thought he was. I was under anesthesia really well. And then when I was done, I looked across the room and he was adjusting his pants. So I know exactly what happened. But I didn't want to say anything because I was too embarrassed.
19:39
Adam
He had intercourse with you?
19:41
Caller
No, no, he was just rubbing himself up against me.
19:48
Adam
What procedure were you undergoing?
19:50
Caller
Actually, funny, I was getting a wisdom tooth pulled and stuff. And so I knew exactly what was going on, but I don't know. Oh, no, 110 percent. And then I just felt dirty about it, you know, and stuff, but I just, I love it when men come on to me and I love it.
20:07
Adam
That's a very sexually charged situation, you know, when you have teeth pulled.
20:10
Caller
Oh, yeah, because I can't have an orgasm.
20:11
Adam
By the way, is it possible to yank, you know, an impacted molar from somebody's mouth without your chest or groin or whatever going up against their elbow or their shoulder?
20:23
Drew
Impossible.
20:24
Adam
Rubbing up against me. And then he saw him, of course, he was just in his pants. I mean, but these are the kind of people that bring lawsuits against against people all the time.
20:35
Drew
These are the kinds of people that do that.
20:36
Adam
All right. Sabrina. Yeah. You're the dentist in molest you. You're not hot enough. I'm sorry. Now, look, get some therapy. Would you please? You're a mess. Well, you get some therapy. Don't worry about your orgasm. There's something cooking in you.
20:52
Drew
Big time.
20:54
Adam
There is something brewing. Go get some therapy.
20:56
Drew
Therapy is for the for losers.
20:58
Adam
Thank you, Drew.
20:59
Drew
I did not say that.
21:00
Adam
Well, it sure sounds like you did.
21:02
All right.
21:03
Adam
Look, everybody, we don't have enough time to specifically figure out what's up. Something's up. Our spidey sense is tingling. Go get some therapy.
21:11
Drew
Yeah.
21:11
Adam
All right.
21:12
Drew
For sure. And Sabrina's an assessment. The fact that you can't have a relationship and all that stuff, it's all bad times.
21:17
Adam
Wisdom.
21:18
Drew
I think when you find out what her family origin was like, it'd be major chaos.
21:21
Caller
And she's young. She's 25. She's got a lot of living to do.
21:24
Adam
Yeah.
21:24
Drew
25 never had a relationship.
21:28
Adam
Yes, sir. Oh. I'm picturing Sabrina over there. Believe me, that dentist is... He could find better rub, I guess. There's something going on. I know it. Jason?
21:39
Yes, sir.
21:40
Adam
You're 25.
21:41
Caller
Yes, I am.
21:42
Adam
What's up?
21:43
Caller
I just got married on April 3rd, and everything is going really well. But the wife still won't return the favor when it comes to oral sex.
21:53
Drew
How come?
21:55
Caller
Pardon me?
21:56
Drew
Why not?
21:57
Caller
I couldn't tell you.
21:59
Drew
What does she tell you?
22:01
She doesn't know.
22:02
Caller
She acts kind of shy about it.
22:04
Caller
She kind of gets frustrated when I mention it.
22:08
Caller
Was she returning the favor beforehand?
22:10
Drew
Either this is bogus or you never mentioned it to her.
22:14
No, I've mentioned to her several times.
22:15
Drew
And what does she say?
22:16
Caller
As a matter of fact, we're on our honeymoon and I brought it up a couple of times.
22:20
Drew
And what does she say?
22:22
Caller
She says, just give her time and she's never done it before. She doesn't really know how to do it and she doesn't know how to jump into it.
22:29
Drew
All right, that's fair enough. That's fair enough.
22:32
Adam
Not really.
22:32
Drew
No, it's fair enough.
22:33
Adam
It's an answer.
22:34
Drew
It's an answer. The fact is though, some people just really get overwhelmed and don't like that for whatever reason. Some people had something happen to them. Somebody forced them to do something when they were a kid and they just are traumatized by it and have flashbacks when they try to do that kind of thing.
22:48
Adam
Yeah, there's a certain percentage of society that's just not into certain things, no matter what they are. And that's it. You may have just rolled the dice and came up snake eyes with this. On the other hand...
23:00
Drew
She's leaving the door open. She said, give me time. Let's try to work it out.
23:03
Adam
Well, they're on their honeymoon. What's she going to say? F off for the next 55 years?
23:07
Drew
Might as well say it then.
23:08
Adam
Drew heard it. Why not you? Yeah, but you also may have got in a trauma survivor. Because you're calling the show, we're going on trauma survivor. So where's her dad? Does she know him? How's that work?
23:22
She's extremely close to her dad.
23:23
Caller
She comes from a really good background. She's a real innocent chick.
23:27
Drew
Well, just ask her, Jason, if she ever saw something that bothered her or if somebody made her do something along those lines that troubled her. And if the answer is no, then kind of bring her along. Give her some time and work this out. All right.
23:39
Caller
I will appreciate the advice.
23:41
All right.
23:42
Adam
That's it.
23:42
Drew
Let's go to break.
23:44
Adam
Does she sleep with her mouth open?
23:46
Drew
No, stop.
23:47
Oh my God.
23:48
Drew
You tried that with me too. Is that what that was about?
23:51
Caller
That's that man bridge again.
23:52
Adam
You know.
23:54
Drew
He said he fell. He slipped in the bathroom. I thought it was funny. The bathroom was 18 feet away.
24:02
Adam
18 feet away. Yeah. Angie's here tonight from The Apprentice, a dear old friend I forgot about. I didn't even know she was on the show. I was a fan. And then I realized, you know each other. We'll take ourselves a quick break. The Apprentice on Thursday night, it's 9 o'clock, NBC by the way. And we'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody. Love Line. I'm Adam. That's Dr. True. Angie is here tonight from The Apprentice. I met her long before there was reality TV.
25:03
Caller
I love the applause. But you probably knew that, didn't you, Dr. Drew?
25:07
Adam
This show was, well, she's a cabaret singer.
25:09
There you go.
25:11
Adam
What do you got for us? You got a little cabaret for us?
25:13
Caller
What does that tell you?
25:14
Drew
Back in the day, was Adam your sort of Joel Gray when he could show up there with you?
25:17
Caller
Yes. Actually, he was. As he was saying, he was my Joel Gray to my life.
25:21
Adam
A little mascara on and a derby.
25:25
Drew
I kind of saw you in like a tails with those little hip high leggings.
25:28
Adam
Yeah, I mean like, oh, with tails. Yeah, yeah. And my capesios, dance shoes. Cause let me tell you something, Drew.
25:35
Drew
Gotta dance.
25:36
Adam
The only time I feel free is when I'm dancing.
25:38
Drew
Of course.
25:39
Adam
I like to punch anyone who ever said, the only time I ever, I just like to hit them in the face.
25:45
Drew
Whatever they say, whatever follows.
25:46
Adam
When I hear feel free, there was something about every movie from the 80s where someone had to explain to someone, man, you don't know what it's like to be out there on that motorcycle, man. Man, when I'm behind the wheel of that car, man, this is the only time I feel free. I'm alive. I'm alive. So it doesn't feel alive. Weird blowhardy, super important.
26:05
Drew
Those guys all became our current day blowhards.
26:08
Adam
Yeah. Yep. Yep. There were A-holes just 20 years ago. Now they've made a smooth transition into blowhardy.
26:15
Caller
Blowhards.
26:16
Adam
Here's what you got. Yesterday's A-hole is today's blowhard. Because it's hard to be a blowhard when you're skinny in 24.
26:24
Drew
Right, just an A-hole.
26:25
Adam
You're just an A-hole. Way do you get in your 40s, your hair thins out a little, and you get a little spare tire around your belly.
26:30
Caller
A couple DUIs under your belt.
26:31
Adam
Now you're a blowhard.
26:32
Drew
Did you go from cocky to blowhard?
26:35
Adam
Yeah, you could go from cocky.
26:36
Drew
You could go. Not necessarily.
26:38
Adam
Cocky to blowhard, too. Yeah, although the cocky, you go. That's more of like.
26:43
Drew
Cocky to criminal.
26:44
Adam
Nah, it's just more like smart ass or something. Or maybe even bitchy as you get older. Maybe cocky gets complainy or something like that. All right, where are we, Drew?
26:54
Drew
Here we go.
26:54
Adam
Used a vacuum pump on his peeneye. Chris?
26:58
Caller
Who hasn't?
26:59
Adam
27? Let me tell you what I heard come from the next room. You're in like a slaughterhouse.
27:08
Screams.
27:10
Drew
Well, they were next door to you?
27:12
No.
27:12
Drew
They actually were?
27:14
Caller
We were not.
27:15
Adam
Angie and her boyfriend who is a friend of, they're in the same apartment or condo or something of a friend of mine from the old comedy troupe.
27:25
Drew
I see. Did you stay the night there?
27:28
Adam
It didn't happen a time or two.
27:29
Drew
It was a female event.
27:33
Caller
Katie. I heard some noises too.
27:37
Adam
Chris, how dare you?
27:38
Drew
It was Adam Farting.
27:41
Adam
It was crying. I think it was crying.
27:43
Drew
They're laughing maniacally.
27:44
Adam
It's fair, man. Chris?
27:47
Caller
Yes.
27:48
Adam
27. All right. Go ahead.
27:50
Caller
All right. I was wondering if there's any possibility of permanent damage from using a vacuum pump.
27:59
Drew
I guess there's a possibility. You can rupture the corpus bodies within the penis that swell to cause erection.
28:06
Adam
Really?
28:07
Drew
You can tear them and rupture them and things.
28:08
Adam
The ones that are made for your penis?
28:10
Drew
Typically not.
28:10
Adam
They probably don't produce enough in the PSI department.
28:13
Caller
Right.
28:13
Drew
I'm saying it's not like if you use it properly. But if something, I don't know.
28:16
Adam
You better get a shop vac.
28:17
Caller
A shop vac. I was going to say.
28:18
Adam
Yeah.
28:19
Drew
What's the problem? What's going on?
28:20
Adam
It's the reducer, of course. Yeah?
28:23
Drew
Chris?
28:24
Caller
Pardon me?
28:24
Drew
What's the problem?
28:26
Caller
Well, I don't know. I just kind of frequently find it as a hobby, almost.
28:32
Adam
Well, what kind of device are you using?
28:37
Caller
It's actually a vacuum thing that you use on a car.
28:41
Drew
Uh-oh.
28:42
Adam
But it's not those change operated ones at the coin house.
28:46
Drew
That's what I was on.
28:47
Adam
The car wash, is it?
28:48
At the gas station in the coin house.
28:50
Caller
No, the one you buy at the auto parts.
28:53
Adam
Oh, okay. And is it, doesn't plug into your cigarette lighter in your car, does it?
28:57
Caller
No, no, it's hand operated.
29:00
Adam
Uh-huh. Well, let's see. Now, that's not meant for the penis. Yeah. That's, that's...
29:06
Drew
All right, Chris, whatever. If you put it in a light socket, you'll hurt yourself.
29:10
Adam
Chris, you're 27. You better pray this is a bogus phone call. I rarely say this, but...
29:16
Drew
We're praying for you.
29:17
Adam
We're praying for you that this is a horrible bogus phone call or you're just 27 living in Pittsburgh and putting a car vacuum on your nards every night.
29:26
Caller
Have you met Sabrina, Chris?
29:30
Adam
All right, don't, don't do it. Okay.
29:33
Drew
Yeah, use common sense.
29:34
Adam
Yes, it's BS, of course.
29:36
Drew
I was just thinking about Angie and the man thing. I bet she'd appreciate your point of view on rape, too.
29:42
Adam
No, no, I have to organically get into that. I can't be, I can't be pushed into it.
29:47
Drew
Just ask him sometime about rape.
29:50
Adam
I'm like a cat.
29:50
Caller
Organically ask him about it.
29:52
Adam
I'm like a cat when it comes to my comedy.
29:53
Drew
I know, we have to like rub you slowly.
29:55
Adam
No, I jump on your lap. You don't chase me around a house and tell me it's time to cuddle. Okay? I'm just not in the mood. I'm going to go up on the refrigerator.
30:05
Drew
See you guys later.
30:07
Adam
You know, refrigerator used to be the refuge for the cat. Now, many houses, the things built in or it's kind of flushed in or the cabinets come around, it used to be a nice place, that top of the fridge.
30:18
Drew
Kind of warm and stuff.
30:19
Adam
Cat could hang out up there. You could hide junk up there if you didn't want the kids getting to it. You know, the top of the fridge was a nice little stash. No more. It's all cabinets and Sub-Zeros and all that stuff.
30:31
Drew
If we have one of those in our garage, I'll put a bunch of stuff up there.
30:33
Adam
Oh, you get stuff on top of the fridge.
30:34
Drew
There you go.
30:37
Adam
It's good to hide stuff from kids on top of the fridge because they're only interested in what's in the fridge, they're not interested in what's in the fridge. Obviously, they can't see it, but they have no motivation to get up there.
30:46
Drew
Why is it the top of the fridge gets dirtier than any other surface in the house? What's up with that? Every insect collects there, every dust money.
30:54
Adam
I don't know. Mine looks like the grill of a long haul Mack truck.
30:59
Drew
That's been on the road for six months.
31:01
Adam
We got like dead seagulls up there.
31:02
Drew
Got the same. Yeah.
31:04
Adam
Road kill. There's parts. There's hooker parts up there.
31:08
Drew
I don't have hooker parts.
31:08
Adam
I shine the purple CSI woods light up there. There's semen, pentagram and semen up there.
31:14
Drew
I injured my retina with that.
31:16
Angie McKnight
Yeah.
31:18
Adam
It's nothing but just semen.
31:22
Caller
The pentagram of semen.
31:24
Angie McKnight
Yeah.
31:24
Adam
I hate that.
31:25
Caller
I hate it when that happens.
31:26
Adam
Well, then don't shine the woods light up there.
31:29
Drew
Or just don't invite Adam over.
31:30
Adam
It's a disaster. Yeah. I don't know. Also with the refrigerators, the coils, everything. Refrigerators attract a lot of filth for a place you keep the food. Yeah.
31:38
Angie McKnight
You know what I mean?
31:40
Adam
Meanwhile, you don't hear anything coming out of the blender. It just sits there waiting to be used respectfully, respectfully, not speaking, not speaking until spoken to.
31:49
Caller
Sits next to the toaster happy.
31:51
Adam
And it's giving you options. What do you want? Puree? I'll do it. I'll puree something. I'll blend it. I'll mix it. What do you need? Chop? Dice? Crush? I'll do whatever. I'll churn. What is it? It's got 28 speeds. What do you like?
32:03
Drew
All that was invented by Larry Tay. Everyone was like, she'll watch.
32:06
Adam
I just don't like that. It's like, well, there's mix, there's blend, there's puree, there's chop. Like any of them have any significance over it? Like somehow chop is faster than puree or how's it work?
32:19
Caller
No, nothing happens.
32:20
Adam
You just go up. It's just up to scale.
32:24
Drew
Yeah, if you're in 10 versus 14, it's a totally different effect on the phone.
32:28
Adam
And what thing that you put in the blender you just want to hit the 10 for immediately? It's, all right. We needed options back in the day. That's all. Bob?
32:36
Angie McKnight
Hello?
32:37
Adam
Do you have a Germany or Florida?
32:39
Angie McKnight
I do. I heard in the news, though, Andy Dick made the news. Did you hear that?
32:44
Adam
Uh-oh. Uh-oh, there may be a bad joke coming.
32:46
Caller
Somebody die?
32:47
Drew
Is he okay?
32:48
Angie McKnight
No, this was in the news. I heard today that last night he was thrown out of a comedy club for exposing himself on stage.
32:55
Drew
Well, that's nothing new for Andy, though. If you ask him up on stage, that's what he's going to do.
32:59
Adam
Hold on, that's not the Andy I know.
33:00
Caller
Yeah, that's tame Andy.
33:01
Adam
That is not the Andy I know.
33:03
Drew
I want him a club.
33:04
Caller
Wow.
33:05
Caller
I have to leave.
33:06
Caller
At this point.
33:08
Angie McKnight
It was something Berg, the town was something Berg, so it was probably the city.
33:11
Drew
Oh, okay. Well, they didn't realize what they were getting.
33:14
Angie McKnight
Anyway, Germany or Florida.
33:15
Caller
All right.
33:16
Angie McKnight
A 38 year old man was arrested Thursday after running through a popular amusement park naked yelling, I am the Pope. I am the Pope. The man was held for 24 hours and then released to the medical facility. He had escaped from earlier in the week.
33:31
Drew
Okay. Now, tell Angie what this is.
33:33
Caller
Yeah, it's Florida.
33:34
Drew
Oh, you're not from Florida.
33:35
Caller
Where did the guy come from? Yeah, I'm from Florida. All the whack jobs come right out of Florida. Good Lord. If there's some crazy story to be told, it's happening in Florida.
33:43
Drew
But Germany too, though.
33:44
Caller
Germany's pretty wild. But Amusement Park kind of gives it away.
33:48
Drew
The Pope. The Pope came from Germany and moved in the news.
33:54
Adam
It's tough. I know. Here's the thing about Germany or Florida, and especially as Angie's ex-Floridian, it's so easy just to think Florida when anything f'd up ever happens anywhere on the planet. But there are different kinds of f'd up because to me, Florida is sort of stupid f'd up. It's backing over your girlfriend. It's just punching out old people and just meth labs exploding and you know you... Execution. It's just super stupid white people just having, catching on, sending themselves on fire in the act of a crime.
34:29
Drew
There's an intellectual overtone or a cultural overtone.
34:32
Adam
Germany is more like, I put an advertisement in the paper for mail to come over and let me eat them.
34:41
Drew
No, slice them like a sausage.
34:42
Adam
Slice a penis off, sauteed it, you know, it's weird. It's cultural. Yeah, but here's what it is. It's more Hannibal Lecter as opposed to just sort of...
34:53
Caller
Just Billy Bob.
34:54
Adam
Straight Billy Bob.
34:55
Drew
Cops.
34:56
Caller
You got a pretty mouth.
34:57
Adam
Yeah, it's... Florida's Sling Blade.
35:02
Drew
Yeah. Yeah, even Sling Blade. Mictators.
35:04
Adam
Mictators. Mictators. And they're more... Germany is more Hannibal Lecter. But then once in a while you got the Pope in the amusement park and it's tough.
35:14
Drew
Well, you know, Florida... Amusement park in Florida...
35:17
Amusement park.
35:18
Adam
Yeah.
35:19
Drew
You're sort of limited to Universal Studios and Disney World in Florida.
35:22
Adam
I don't know.
35:22
You know?
35:24
Adam
Angie, go with your first impulse, baby. I'm going with Florida.
35:26
Drew
I'm going with Germany.
35:27
Adam
I'm going to Germany too. I'm feeling Germany. Bob?
35:32
Angie McKnight
I'm the Pope. I'm the Pope. Hello?
35:37
Adam
Bob?
35:37
Caller
Yeah, was this you that did this, Bob?
35:39
Angie McKnight
Frankfurt, Germany. You guys...
35:41
Yeah.
35:43
Angie McKnight
I forgot about Busch Gardens, though.
35:44
Drew
Thank you, Bob.
35:46
Adam
You forgot about Busch Gardens.
35:46
Caller
Yeah, Busch Gardens.
35:48
Adam
Yeah. All right there, Bob.
35:51
Angie McKnight
All right.
35:52
Adam
All right. We're going to send you out Wonder Woman's Windbreaker, which is the invisible kind. There's nothing.
35:58
Angie McKnight
You get nothing.
35:59
Caller
And you like it.
36:01
Adam
Must have been a bitch for air traffic controllers, Wonder Woman, taxing. You know what I mean? She got that invisible airplane. But by the way, you can see her.
36:09
Caller
But you can see her in it. Yeah.
36:10
Adam
So what good is that?
36:11
Caller
So that doesn't count.
36:12
Adam
More distracting, I would argue, than actual aircraft flying over your head is a, you know, chick in a seat, you know, red, white, blue sequence in a seat. That would draw more focus. Airplanes, you don't even look up. Chick with a golden lasso flying over your head and, you know, go-go boots. You'd be looking up all day long like, what is this?
36:31
Drew
Waiting for that.
36:32
Adam
Waiting.
36:32
Caller
Yeah.
36:34
Adam
Whew, that Wonder Woman was a good, good show coming when I was just the right age for that when that came out.
36:39
Drew
What do you have too?
36:40
Adam
That is all I have.
36:42
Drew
Raft boxes.
36:43
Adam
All I had.
36:45
Drew
You had Jeannie too.
36:46
Caller
Jeannie.
36:46
Adam
I dream of Jeannie? That's right. I mean, yeah, but she was a little before my time, but I think I caught her in syndication. I did like the idea that she called the guy Master.
36:57
Caller
Yeah, Master, exactly.
36:58
Adam
I like that. I like the fact that I like the super tenuous time between him being an astronaut and finding a bottle on the beach. Like you can't just find a bottle on the beach. What percentage of people go to the beach are astronauts? 90%?
37:11
Drew
No, he lost. He was on an island. And his space capsule went down. His Gemini capsule came down in the wrong place. And he had to find a capsule.
37:22
Adam
He didn't have to actually go to space in order to get the story going.
37:25
Drew
No, it didn't have to be an astronaut. It could have been a Gilligan.
37:28
Caller
Yeah, it could have been a boat.
37:30
Adam
Like he had no sexual attraction to her at all. Here's a straight military guy that doesn't want to bang a smoking hot blonde genie.
37:38
Drew
Who's calling you master.
37:39
Adam
Who's calling you master. Who lives in an upholstered bottle. That's number one. And then also-
37:45
Caller
That you can put the lid on and close her up.
37:48
Adam
Didn't want her meddling at all. If I was an astronaut, I'd be like, listen, if one of the O-Ring starts burning out on the Gemini thing, and I'm just going to turn any human torch on the launch pad, you better get involved, bitch. Because the last thing I'll be doing is cursing your name when I'm going up in flames. I would want her in there with me. Astronauts are like the number one thing you'd want a genie for. You don't need a genie when you drive a forklift, but when you're sitting on top of 500 tons of liquid fuel, you want a genie on your side. Let's take ourselves a little break.
38:26
Drew
What's the matter, Michelle?
38:27
Adam
I never really thought about that, but astronaut and genie is a good mix.
38:31
Drew
The guy never interested in her.
38:33
Adam
No, not interested.
38:36
Caller
That's what I'm screaming. What was his partner's name? There was Dr. Bellows. Dr. Bellows, we don't even need to get into.
38:44
Adam
We gotta figure out that.
38:45
Drew
They called the other guy by his first name.
38:47
Caller
Yeah, Don.
38:49
Drew
Sergeant Healy.
38:51
Adam
Captain Healy. We'll figure it out. Angie's here from The Apprentice, Drew and I, one of our favorite shows, I must say. We will take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.
39:03
Loveline, we'll be right back.
39:06
Drew
Loveline is brought to you by TNT.
39:22
Adam
Hey, buddy. Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Angie's here tonight from The Apprentice. Angie is a old friend of mine. Easy. And she's not old, but I knew her when I was a zygote. I am so thick, so dense, so out of it, that I've seen every episode of The Apprentice and had to have somebody tell me that I knew one of the-
39:49
Drew
It was Audrey that told you.
39:50
Adam
Audrey from The Apprentice had to tell me that one of the more- And Angie, before she got the shiv two weeks ago, was probably had arguably as much screen time as anybody on that show. And I just stared at her and thought, see, I didn't have a context because I didn't think anyone I knew could be on TV unless they're being led to or from the courthouse.
40:13
Angie McKnight
Yeah, yeah, sure.
40:14
Drew
I would, yeah.
40:15
Adam
Every time I see a guy with a jacket over his head being dragged in a courthouse, I think, I might know that dude. I probably do, but-
40:22
Caller
It shows me money.
40:23
Adam
Being on TV and being a, you know, here's a successful business person from TV, I would immediately think, no. But then it was brought to my attention. We do know each other and now it all comes back into sharp focus. Sam?
40:38
Caller
Yeah. Yeah.
40:42
Adam
What's up?
40:44
Caller
Afterwards, having sex with my girlfriend, we realized that the condom has come off and it's been left inside of her.
40:54
Drew
That happens. Yeah.
40:56
Adam
Some other dudes. You don't know that. Let's look on the bright side.
41:03
Drew
He went in with one and came out with that one.
41:05
Adam
Oh, we know it's worse going in with one, coming out with two. That's bad. That's bad times. Or when they're strung together like that magician thing.
41:13
Angie McKnight
You just call them out.
41:16
Adam
Keep doing it. Well, it's kind of kind of kind of scarf scarf kind of kind of rabbit kind of pigeon kind of dove down there. Yeah, it just keeps going. Yeah. Awesome. Yeah, you got to go get it.
41:30
Caller
Did you get it out, Sam?
41:31
Adam
Yeah.
41:32
Caller
Yeah. I mean, all right, if we get it out, but is there any way that because I'm sure some semen gets, you know, around that condom has fallen off, right?
41:41
Drew
Absolutely. You need you that when that's a condom failure, you got to get the morning after pill right away. That is that when a condom fails, that's one of the more common ways it fails. It slips off. So A, after you ejaculate, you got to hold onto the base of it and pull the whole thing out and B get the right size condom for you.
42:00
Is the Slim Fit condom smaller condoms?
42:03
Adam
Hold on.
42:05
Drew
What is that?
42:06
Adam
I don't know. Drew is allergic to something. It's what condom?
42:09
Angie McKnight
What?
42:10
Caller
The Slim Fit condom. I mean, is there...
42:12
Drew
Yeah, they're smaller. They're smaller ones.
42:15
Adam
Slim Fit, yeah.
42:17
Caller
Oh, okay.
42:17
Angie McKnight
Cool.
42:18
Drew
So get a smaller condom.
42:19
Adam
Yeah, get the Slim Fit. Do they have Slim Fit ones? They must have a nice euphemistic name for that though. You know what I mean?
42:27
Drew
Oh, yes. I'm sure they do.
42:29
Adam
They couldn't call it Wee Boy or something like that. They have to give it some name. You know how like at Starbucks, everything's a large?
42:37
Drew
Yes, yes.
42:37
Adam
There's just large, larger and larges.
42:41
Drew
But since we have Magnum and Magnum XL, probably this would be the Venti.
42:45
Adam
Right. All I'm saying is, you know, Beanpole. They ain't gonna cut it, right? Piccolo.
42:52
Caller
Pencil. Pencil's not gonna be there.
42:54
Adam
Piccolo just sounds bad too. That sounds gay and thin. You want the Piccolo series? It's got holes up and down it too. Yeah, got to get that out. And you can't leave those in.
43:06
Drew
That was a fair bit.
43:07
Adam
Toxic shock.
43:08
Drew
Toxic shock syndrome, if you leave them in.
43:09
Adam
And here's the other thing too. Yeah, that's that's like dropping a semen bomb.
43:15
Drew
Yeah, semen water balloon. Yeah.
43:17
Adam
What do you mean? Does it still work? It's open. Okay. Karen?
43:24
Caller
Wait a minute, Dr. Drew, don't the condoms have the gel in?
43:28
Drew
Reservoir?
43:29
Caller
The gel in them that kills the semen?
43:31
Drew
The non-oxidant all night. Some of them do, but it's, you know, you have a big dump like that. It's not going to do very much. You really morning after pills is what you got to do. Good to know.
43:39
Caller
Karen?
43:39
Drew
You've had this problem?
43:40
Caller
No, not yet. I don't know how many slender gyms. Try to steer away from those.
43:49
Caller
Try.
43:53
Caller
Happy birthday.
43:54
Adam
Karen?
43:56
Caller
Hello?
43:56
Adam
You're 25?
43:58
Caller
Yes, I am.
43:59
Drew
Did you just turn 25?
44:01
Caller
Well, I'm about to turn 26, actually.
44:03
Adam
Oh, I see. In your home study?
44:06
Caller
No. I'm out at a bar with my boyfriend and his brother who has a girlfriend, and we have a very important question for you.
44:12
Adam
Oh, this is going to be good. Go ahead.
44:15
Caller
Are you ready?
44:16
Adam
Yes. Hold on. You got to be hot, because only hot chicks ask if you're ready before they start talking, because it's a big deal when they talk. Okay.
44:23
Caller
All right. Here we go.
44:25
Adam
Are you okay? Are you ready? Are you ready? Okay. Are you okay? Hello? I'm going to talk now. Are you sitting down? You ready? Here it goes. Fat chicks never ask if you're ready. They just start talking. That's one thing I've learned in life. Hi, Karen. We're ready, baby.
44:42
Caller
Hi. Okay. What is the consequences of having a threesome? When you're in a committed relationship, the girl is into it. She's kind of leery.
44:53
It's kind of a new territory.
44:55
Caller
Never done that before, but interested in it.
44:56
Adam
I'm clearly into it, though.
44:58
Drew
Your relationship will end.
45:00
Adam
Guaranteed.
45:00
Caller
The relationship will end.
45:02
Drew
Guaranteed.
45:02
Adam
Well, wait a second. This is you, your boyfriend, and-
45:06
Caller
And your brother?
45:07
Adam
Your brother's girlfriend?
45:08
Caller
No, no, no, no. Okay. I'm sitting here at a bar having a conversation with my boyfriend and his brother who has a girlfriend. And we're talking about the consequences of having a threesome.
45:18
Drew
Your relationship will end, but maybe that's okay.
45:22
Caller
It will end?
45:24
Why do you say that?
45:25
Drew
Because I've never seen that not happen when people decide they have a threesome.
45:28
Caller
You've never seen that not happen?
45:29
Drew
Yes.
45:29
Caller
Even if it's like just casual, you're both- Or just-
45:32
Caller
Karen? Casual?
45:33
Drew
Karen, go ahead.
45:34
Adam
It's just being casual about it.
45:35
Drew
Enjoy, Karen. Yeah, go ahead.
45:36
Adam
Check it out.
45:37
Caller
Is that casual threesome?
45:38
Adam
If you're super intense, it's not. Hey, Karen.
45:42
Caller
Yes.
45:43
Adam
Are you asking because you're thinking about doing this?
45:46
Caller
Yes.
45:48
Adam
Who's the girl?
45:50
Caller
We don't know.
45:51
Caller
It's just, I mean, there's websites.
45:53
Caller
It's already coming up this Saturday. Some girls kind of sparked interest or whatever. Something we talked about a long time ago that kind of-
46:03
Adam
How long have you been with- All right, let me ask you a question. How long have you been with your boyfriend?
46:07
Two and a half years.
46:09
Adam
Do you have any kids?
46:11
Caller
No.
46:12
Drew
She's looking at it.
46:12
Adam
Are you planning to get married?
46:14
Caller
Possibly in the future. I have college to finish.
46:17
Drew
She's looking to end it.
46:18
Adam
You're looking for an out.
46:19
Drew
This will get you out.
46:20
Adam
Go out with a bang.
46:21
Drew
This will do it.
46:22
Adam
Okay, real quick. Here's how it works, everybody. It's hard to tell which came first, the chicken or the egg. Does the threesome destabilize a relationship or are you on the outs when you decide it's a good idea to have a threesome? I mean, let's look at it this way. When you meet somebody, you're in month number three, you're deeply in love and you're thinking about marriage. You're not talking threesome unless you're colossally f'd up.
46:47
Drew
Well, but.
46:47
Adam
All right. But she's in year two and a half. You told me a woman that's 26, albeit she turned to 10 minutes ago and has been with some for two and a half years and has no real plans on getting married to the guy. I'll show you someone who's not that interested in the person.
47:02
Drew
And is suddenly interested in all these chaotic things.
47:04
Adam
Yeah, I'm 26. I got to finish college. You should finish college four years ago, by the way. Number one. Number two. Not into this guy. Two and a half years. You're coming up toward 30. You're thinking about marriage.
47:15
Drew
The free some will get you out.
47:16
Adam
All right. Have the threesome and get on out. Angie here.
47:19
Caller
Happy birthday. Have a good time.
47:21
Adam
And Mazel Tov.
47:21
Drew
Enjoy.
47:22
Adam
So I could tell she was Jewish. Angie here tonight from The Apprentice. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. I almost didn't talk there, Drew, because Angie from The Apprentice was taking her test one second before the actual mics got hot, and you know my policy.
48:19
Drew
I wouldn't have known what you were doing again.
48:21
Adam
You wouldn't have known. Unless you're sitting next to her holding a pen.
48:24
Drew
I know how you...
48:26
Adam
How I see it. The room is well lit, and she's five feet from me. She's four feet from me.
48:30
Drew
I'm thinking about the next question, and I'm going to go listen to start the show at the show.
48:34
Adam
Let me explain something.
48:35
Caller
I wouldn't dream of being preoccupied with you sitting across from me, Adam.
48:38
Adam
You're thinking of true focusing on the show.
48:40
Drew
That's what I was reading the call. I think of the next call.
48:42
Adam
Let me tell you something. My genius always gets turned against me.
48:47
Drew
No, no. I'm not turning against you. I'm amazed that you can pick these things up.
48:51
Adam
True focusing on the show. Give me a break. Ironically, I'm focusing on the thing you're having our guest do that has nothing to do with the show. Don't give me the focus on the show. Look, you're lucky this first time has come up.
49:05
Drew
But I told Andrew well before we started.
49:08
Adam
What the rules were. Yes, he did. He does. Just like he's told everybody in the last 300 tests what goes on. You told him, though, Drew. But as a doctor, don't you tell your people, don't you tell the people that come in your clinic to stop taking drugs? And then what, cut them loose? Here's a kilo of heroin, go home, don't take it. How dare you?
49:31
Drew
You're unfairly attacking an old man. As you get older, attentional mechanisms start to wane. And you have these hyper-vigilant attentional mechanisms that you've had your whole life.
49:39
Adam
I would buy that, except for these tests have been going on since you've been in your late 20s.
49:42
Drew
No, I'm just saying, the fading is the ability to see that when I'm focusing on that.
49:49
Adam
Here's the painful argument that you're now witnessing, Angie, from The Apprentice. You see the way I smoothly do that?
49:55
Caller
Lovely.
49:55
Adam
Drew and I have been getting, Drew has had this test he's been giving to people, the guests of this show, and it's an honor because he put the tests away for like three months.
50:07
Drew
Well, longer than that.
50:07
Adam
Although it only feels like five minutes.
50:09
Drew
It feels like eight months.
50:10
Adam
Well, then it feels like three months. There's my point. The point is he whipped it out for you. I think he whipped it out for you because you do a reality show, and I think he has theories about you people, although he's not gonna share them with you. Oh, you did? You're gonna dirty the test.
50:27
Caller
He hasn't shared what his theories are.
50:29
Adam
Oh, okay. Well, you just try to guess if they're good. Oh, God. But here's the thing. So there's been an ongoing battle around here, and what Drew does is he takes his test and he gives it to the guests, and the guests start filling it out because that's what you normally do, and they would normally just fill it out right through the segment one of the show, in which case their sort of head would be buried in this test while I was talking to them. So after about a hundred of those, I said, Drew, you got to tell the guest that when the show starts, you got to put the pen down and pay attention, and he would do that. But of course, they wouldn't do that because they would keep the pen in their hand because they were just going and finishing the test. And then the argument began with Drew and I, which I would say, We just had. What we just had, which is you can't see they're holding a pen, and Drew would just say, no, cannot. And then I would argue.
51:18
Caller
He's focusing on the show.
51:19
Adam
You want them to finish the test, so you choose to ignore it. And Drew would say, no, I physically don't see it. And in which case I would say, give me your car keys. Cause you can't drive home.
51:29
Drew
Maybe next time, next time I have somebody do it, let me switch chairs with you and see if it's zero to do with that. It may.
51:36
Adam
No, what it is, is I'm looking out for it, and you're not looking out for it.
51:39
Caller
That's exactly what it is.
51:40
Adam
That's exactly what it is.
51:42
Caller
It's your pet peeve.
51:43
Adam
It's my pet peeve.
51:43
Caller
And it doesn't bother him. So you're watching.
51:46
Adam
There's nothing in it for Drew for you to put your pen down. The idea of somebody...
51:51
Drew
No, there is. There is. There's the whole argument. I don't want this to happen. It's immense.
51:55
Adam
But if it was immense, if it was immense, then you have, then you got to go get it like an EKG or something, because if it's an immense, and we've had this conversation 28 times, immense doesn't register in your brain at all. Yeah? It can't be immense.
52:09
Caller
Now we should point out also that the pen was down before the show started.
52:13
Adam
The pen was down. Yes, the pen was down.
52:15
Caller
Absolutely.
52:16
Adam
The pen was down but didn't register to Drew one way or the other.
52:19
Drew
I want to try it sometime when I'm changed. You know, you've got to let me experiment with this. Let me try changing seats next time I get one. We'll see what happens.
52:24
Adam
Well, look, I don't want to put the therapist on the sofa, but it can't be immensely important to you that they put the pen down.
52:32
Drew
It is immensely important. This is one of the most unpleasant things I ever go through is this, as a matter of fact.
52:38
Adam
Right, but then you have to ask yourself, why do you repeat it? Why do you get into it?
52:42
Drew
This is the point that I've got to find a way that I can get this into my visual field or something.
52:47
Adam
It's not visual. It's not a visual thing though.
52:49
Drew
Or keep it on my radar screen.
52:53
Adam
Let's look at it this way, Drew. Let's forget this. Let's just bring up any other scenario where it's immensely important that B doesn't happen or this outcome doesn't happen. You would make sure that didn't happen. You would. Yes?
53:09
Drew
I would certainly try. No, no.
53:11
Adam
You know what I'm talking about, though, right? If it was another scenario, if it had to do with your kids or something and there was something sharp or something and it's like every time I turn my back, they get on to this thing, you know, you would work it out.
53:22
Drew
I'd figure something out. I'd change position or something. I'd find some way that it would stay in my-
53:26
Adam
You don't have to change position. You're only four feet from the person.
53:28
Drew
I'm just saying, I would start working on things that would get it in my visual field so I'd be aware of it. That's the point.
53:33
Adam
That's the visual field part.
53:35
Drew
Whatever it is, I would start working on finding things that would, whether it's repositioning myself or whatever it is.
53:41
Adam
Repositioning. I know you're working on the reposition part. Drew, one could argue you have a better shot at Angie visually than I do.
53:48
Drew
But it's not working, so I'd like to change it and try something different.
53:52
Caller
Can we get back to the man bridge part of the show where everyone was happy and in love?
53:56
Adam
Drew, now you've turned into something mechanical where you can't physically see her from where you're at.
54:01
Drew
Maybe it's tying a thing around my finger, whatever it is.
54:04
Adam
Tying a thing around your finger.
54:05
Drew
Yeah, do something like that.
54:06
Adam
But I'm saying if it's something you're desperately trying to avoid.
54:10
Drew
That's the kind of thing I need to do. I need to find some mechanism.
54:13
Adam
I'm saying you would have done it.
54:16
Drew
I'm going to do it. I stopped doing the test to avoid this.
54:20
Adam
Oh, please. You did 272 tests before you stopped.
54:23
Drew
We're interested in doing a lot more. This is too painful.
54:26
Adam
It's too painful. Just tell the person to stop writing when we come back from the commercial.
54:31
Caller
It's all you have to do.
54:33
Adam
You have to watch them. You know what they do. True. Too pain. This is too painful.
54:38
Drew
This is awful.
54:40
Adam
This is awful.
54:40
Drew
This is awful.
54:41
Adam
But you know how to avoid it.
54:43
Drew
That's right. I'm trying to do that.
54:46
Adam
You're trying to do it.
54:48
Drew
The accusation is there's something I'd rather go through this.
54:51
Adam
No, I'm going to make two accusations. I mean, two accusations. One is is that it's so important to you that they finish this test on some level, some sort of crazy thing, that it just transcends.
55:03
Drew
That's ridiculous.
55:04
Adam
That's ridiculous?
55:05
Drew
That one doesn't matter.
55:06
Adam
It doesn't matter that they finish the test?
55:08
Drew
That's unreal.
55:08
Adam
But you, the idea of somebody going halfway into a test and then putting a pen down, that doesn't strike you as uncomfortable?
55:14
Drew
Not at all.
55:15
Adam
Not at all?
55:16
Drew
Doesn't. It doesn't.
55:17
Adam
Not at all. So you have no real vested interest in them working.
55:21
Drew
No, I like what you're saying, but not compared to the misery. It doesn't even register compared to how miserable it is.
55:25
Adam
Well, then the number two, is there some part of you that wants to go through this ordeal on a constant basis?
55:31
Drew
No, it's that when I start out, it's a memory thing. I have to remember that this is what's coming if I don't pay extra careful attention to what they're doing. My thing is I make assumptions that they won't pick the pen up. Right.
55:43
Adam
But after the first 10 times.
55:45
Drew
You would think. So I've got to find some mechanism that helps me do that.
55:49
Adam
You could look at them before we go to the-
55:52
Drew
That doesn't work. That doesn't work. I've got to find something else.
55:55
Adam
All right. But you hear your argument, right?
55:57
Drew
I need to find. This obviously isn't working. I need to find something else.
56:03
Caller
But I did put the pen down before the show started.
56:07
Adam
That's true. You know, you, by the way, and I made a note, you're one of the few people that actually followed Drew's direction. And you took it right up to the point, right up to the last second.
56:20
Caller
It's show time.
56:21
Adam
Boom, the pen just dropped a millisecond before the mic seeded up. I'll give you that. Drew was oblivious.
56:26
Caller
That's why I brought that up.
56:27
Adam
Yes.
56:28
Drew
I was oblivious when you were done.
56:29
Adam
Jessica?
56:30
Drew
Hi.
56:31
Adam
In 19.
56:32
Drew
It'd be easier for me to say, oh, I was all over it and I knew she was going to stop. I was oblivious.
56:35
Adam
Well, no, I know. I know you wouldn't try that argument because I could tell you weren't paying attention to her.
56:40
Drew
Not to that.
56:41
Adam
No, I know. But Drew, did you ever think about this?
56:44
Drew
I'm going to have to find a way to make sure that that works, that I do that.
56:47
Adam
But it's not a physical thing, is what I'm saying.
56:51
Drew
It's a memory. It's an attentional problem and a memory problem.
56:54
Adam
It would be like, think about the things in your life that are important to you. Think about how good you are at those things.
56:59
Drew
You know what I do?
57:00
Adam
Because you make them happen because they're important to you.
57:03
Drew
I write them down.
57:03
Adam
You do whatever you have to do.
57:05
Drew
Right, I find a mechanism.
57:05
Adam
You do whatever you have to do. You've never done that with this. That's all I'm saying. Not important. Important, just don't treat it like other things are important in your life. Because, Drew, no one's better at taking care of that stuff than you. That's what I'm saying.
57:20
Drew
And I thought I'd done it by making a big point about it and stuff and talking to her about it.
57:23
Adam
Right, but that's never worked.
57:25
Drew
No, it was working for a while there, but it's been... It's not working perfectly.
57:31
Adam
I'm paying you a compliment by saying you're good at stuff. Your problem is you are good at stuff you want to be good at, and I'm saying this ain't something you want to be good at. Otherwise, you'd be good at it.
57:40
Drew
Why would I want to go through this?
57:42
Adam
That's the question. That's the question.
57:44
Drew
Is there something pleasurable about this? I enjoy this.
57:47
Adam
You have to agree with me, Drew, that there's almost nobody better at taking care of business than you when it's something that's in your radar field that you want to take care of. Yes.
57:58
Drew
That I find ways. Yes, find ways. And that's what I'm going to do here. I'll find a way.
58:02
Adam
All right. All right. Well, we'll keep searching. It's going to be difficult.
58:06
Drew
Evidently.
58:06
Adam
Here's a way you could look at them before.
58:08
Caller
We'll get through this.
58:09
Drew
That won't work.
58:10
Adam
That won't work.
58:11
Drew
That's what I've tried. That's not working.
58:13
Caller
I'm almost finished with the test too.
58:15
Adam
I prefer you to keep going now.
58:16
Caller
Next commercial break. It'll be done.
58:19
Adam
Jessica?
58:20
Caller
Yes.
58:21
Adam
You're 19?
58:22
Drew
Yes.
58:22
Adam
What's up?
58:23
Caller
Okay, I have a question. I have a canker sore on my mouth and I gave my boyfriend oral sex for like five seconds maybe. And I was wondering what the chances are of giving him herpes.
58:37
Drew
We'll see. There's no way to give you a number on that. That could be a herpetic lesion. And if that is, you'll transmit herpes.
58:44
Adam
Yeah, but can you go from the mouth to the genitals?
58:47
Drew
Yes, routinely.
58:48
Adam
Routinely?
58:49
Drew
Yes, very easily.
58:50
Adam
Didn't we use, but you can't go from the genital to the mouth?
58:53
Drew
No, you can.
58:54
Adam
Well, didn't we used to think they didn't work as well that way?
58:56
Drew
At one time there was that thinking, but it does not. That is not the case. That type one and type two occur equally in both places.
59:04
Caller
There was no contact. It didn't touch the pancreas.
59:08
Drew
But it touched your mouth.
59:09
Caller
Right.
59:10
Drew
That could be enough.
59:11
Adam
Well, let's see. When did this happen?
59:13
Drew
It's been going for years.
59:15
Adam
Years? Didn't we used to talk on the show that, look, you got something on your thing, it's not going to go that way, and that one's not going to go this way?
59:22
Drew
No, no, no.
59:23
Hmm?
59:25
Adam
I thought we used to have that. That used to be a discussion.
59:27
Drew
Maybe years and years ago, but not in the last six or seven years.
59:30
Adam
Well, you know, I actually haven't been discussing it that much to tell you the truth over the last like five years. I don't know what the hell happened to herpes. It's gone the way of the flapper and the dodo.
59:41
Drew
The dodo.
59:42
Adam
But what the hell happened to herpes? They got to get a new publicist.
59:46
Drew
Yeah, it's finally become what it actually always was, a skin problem, not this horrible red scarlet letter.
59:53
Adam
It really was. It really was the, you know, venereal disease du jour a few years back.
59:58
Drew
They had a good publicist or something.
1:00:00
Adam
Well, it was herpes, X was all over the place. There was lots of robo-tripping going on. All that stuff.
1:00:07
Drew
These kids have seen the damage that does, and that's when they perceive the harm, that's when they stop doing these things. And so they're seeing that finally.
1:00:14
Adam
All right, so.
1:00:15
Drew
And they're probably also seeing the herpes isn't that big a deal. So it's not such a huge issue for people.
1:00:19
Adam
Is there no difference between genital herpes and oral herpes anymore then?
1:00:25
Drew
For the most part.
1:00:26
Adam
And genital to mouth, mouth to genital doesn't. Same same root doesn't matter. All right.
1:00:33
Caller
And so any cankers, but not any canker stories.
1:00:36
Drew
Potentially, potentially any canker stories, but not necessarily.
1:00:41
Adam
Because there's.
1:00:41
Drew
Be careful, you canker stories.
1:00:42
Caller
Thank God I never.
1:00:44
Adam
Because there's like herpes simplex one and simplex two and then there's cold sores. Or what is that? How does that work?
1:00:50
Drew
Herpes type viruses or other kinds of herpes virus other than herpes simplex that causes a cold source.
1:00:55
Adam
Kid who got a cold sore. What would that be?
1:00:58
Drew
It could be herpes simplex.
1:00:59
Adam
What would it most like to be?
1:01:00
Drew
Some other kind of, yeah.
1:01:02
Adam
Okay. All right. So now what's Jessica got to do? Nothing?
1:01:06
Drew
Wait it out. We'll see.
1:01:08
Adam
When, if something made the move within a couple weeks.
1:01:11
Drew
Two weeks, she'll have, he'll have something.
1:01:14
Adam
Jessica?
1:01:15
Caller
Yeah.
1:01:16
Adam
All right. Well, there you go.
1:01:17
Caller
Thank you.
1:01:18
Adam
You have a nice two weeks. And keep an eye on that guy's penis.
1:01:23
Okay.
1:01:24
Adam
All right there, baby girl. You doing okay?
1:01:27
Caller
Yeah, I'm a little worried.
1:01:28
Adam
Okay. How's junior college treating you?
1:01:31
Caller
Dropped out.
1:01:32
Drew
Oh, out of junior college.
1:01:34
Adam
No, listen, I respect that. What are you doing?
1:01:36
Caller
I'm gonna go to massage therapy school.
1:01:38
Adam
That's good.
1:01:40
Caller
Yeah.
1:01:40
Adam
It's good things, good tips. Okay, good. And you know what? You don't talk much and that's good. Once in a while, you get one of those crazy jabbery chicks on you, chewing gum, popping that gum, talking. My boyfriend moved to Fresno, but I'm still in the Bay Area myself. I'm gonna be afraid. I'm gonna be the same. Because I'm a San Francisco girl. And then you start doing stuff. Oh, you store tension in your back, don't you? No, no, I do it in my left heel. Actually, I have a Crescent Ranch, I store it in it. Yeah, my back. Smart. Yeah, you store a lot of, you have tension, you store a lot of, yeah. Oh, really? I usually store it in my right eyelid. I'm surprised that you can feel some tension in my back. They love to talk. Oh, this is, oh, oh, they're not, oh, you're left handed, aren't you? It's the same weird, it's a weird, flighty, weird group. I don't know what that group is, but it's a weirdo group. But look, everyone, you should do that. I mean, instead of just going, putzing around junior college for four years and ending up with nothing, just go to that massage therapy school, go there for six months, you start making some money, get a gig, get some nice tips, you're going to do something. Harold?
1:02:52
Yes, sir.
1:02:54
Adam
Yeah. What's happening?
1:02:56
Oh, no, same thing.
1:02:59
Angie McKnight
That's that.
1:02:59
Adam
He's dropped the S-bomb.
1:03:00
Drew
S-bomb, yep.
1:03:01
There you go.
1:03:02
Caller
Bye-bye, Harold.
1:03:03
Angie McKnight
Bye-bye.
1:03:04
Caller
Bye-bye now.
1:03:05
Adam
You store tension in your hair. Veronica?
1:03:12
Yeah.
1:03:13
Adam
You're 23?
1:03:14
Caller
Yep.
1:03:15
Adam
What's up?
1:03:17
Caller
I'm like becoming very sexually frustrated and I can't figure out why. Like, when I have sex with my boyfriend, it's not fun for me anymore.
1:03:28
Drew
You're not into him anymore. It's over.
1:03:34
Caller
Like, all my friends are like out there, like they love it and I like that. I can't get enough, but I'm just, I don't enjoy it as much anymore.
1:03:41
Drew
Well, you have two possibilities. Either you're done with your boyfriend and then your body's telling you that, or you were sexually abused and you're now going in this bipolar phase of sexuality, from being hypersexual to being shut down sexually. So, which is it?
1:03:57
Caller
Oh, I have, I mean, I have someone else on the side, but I still don't like it.
1:04:02
Adam
Uh-oh, now we're going to abuse. I store stress in my semen. That'd be great. That's better. Get rid of it. Yeah. Where's your stress? In the gym sock. Technically in the hamper, but I mean, yeah. Veronica, what happened to you? Oh, baby, you know what goes on. What? Imagine all the masturbation going on on that apprentice suite. Oh, 22 year old guys, business men, movers and shakers, hustlers under stress.
1:04:40
Drew
Oh, the hotel.
1:04:42
Adam
Every night is like, Chris, we need to get, I'm in the shower.
1:04:46
Don't come in, don't come in.
1:04:48
Adam
There must have been some, must have been whack central in there. You girls all parading around in towels. Oh yeah. The lawyer guy with the bow tie. He was probably. Brent, Brent the decorator. Three, four times a day. That's why he was late picking up the sandwiches on that one task. Yeah. Hey, Veronica.
1:05:13
Drew
All right.
1:05:13
Adam
So were you sexually abused?
1:05:16
Caller
Yeah.
1:05:17
Drew
All right. All right.
1:05:19
Adam
Well, what's up? Who did this to you?
1:05:21
Caller
Um, I had an older brother.
1:05:24
Drew
Yeah. Yeesh.
1:05:26
Caller
What happened to him? Or no, half brother. Was your half brother.
1:05:32
Drew
Same mom? Same mom?
1:05:34
Caller
No, different mom, same dad.
1:05:38
Drew
Different moms. And he stayed, ooh, imagine that story.
1:05:41
Adam
Different, oh, yeah.
1:05:42
Drew
Yeah, that's bad.
1:05:43
Adam
Oh, so his biological mom must have been just a full blown mess. Yeah.
1:05:50
Drew
Veronica, not, it's not, none of this is funny, right?
1:05:52
Adam
Veronica, what do you, you got some junior college in your future too.
1:05:56
Drew
Oh, no.
1:05:56
Adam
No way. What's up with you? What are you thinking about doing? Porn or what are you doing?
1:06:03
Caller
I don't know. My friend has made videos, but.
1:06:08
Drew
Veronica, so far nothing we've been talking about is funny here as it pertains to you.
1:06:12
Adam
I thought my story in the stress and the semen was funny.
1:06:15
Drew
She's not funny, her story is not funny. Jim Sock was funny.
1:06:17
Adam
There's a mess. That's a good line.
1:06:18
Drew
This is a disaster.
1:06:19
Adam
Veronica, what are you doing? Are you living at home?
1:06:22
Caller
Yeah, I moved back in with my mom.
1:06:25
Adam
Move back in, always a bad sign. Why? What happened?
1:06:30
Caller
Well, my current boyfriend, which is going to be my ex-boyfriend, I'm just not having it with him anymore.
1:06:36
Adam
You were living with him? Yeah. What do you do? Do you work?
1:06:40
Caller
I go to school full-time. All right.
1:06:42
Adam
Now we're getting back to junior college?
1:06:45
Caller
Yeah.
1:06:46
Adam
Hold on. Shocked. And by the way, the caliber of student that goes in at the junior college, do you hear these people, America? How dare you argue with me about making fun of the education that people get over at junior college? Do you hear what you're dealing with? Here's the whole thing. I only say stupid when I hear junior college. If I don't hear anything, I just say forklift. Do you understand you're below average people? Think about that concept, Drew. An institution of learning that actually has people that are intellectually subpar to just the general populace. There's some education going on there. Please, Veronica, full time. Are you in a nursing program?
1:07:35
Drew
No way.
1:07:35
Caller
Yeah, I'm going to go into it.
1:07:38
Drew
Going to go.
1:07:38
Adam
You're going to go into it?
1:07:40
Caller
Yeah.
1:07:41
Adam
When do you go into it?
1:07:42
Caller
I have to finish a couple more classes and then go into it.
1:07:47
Adam
Engineer Chris has to finish a couple of classes, celebrate his 30th birthday, and then he's going into the nursing program at the junior college, too.
1:07:54
Drew
That's good. What drugs are you doing, Veronica?
1:07:56
Caller
Uh-huh.
1:07:57
Drew
What drugs are you doing?
1:07:59
Caller
What way?
1:08:00
Adam
Drugs.
1:08:02
Caller
I used to do speed and I drink a lot, but.
1:08:07
Drew
I can hear it.
1:08:08
Adam
Drew gets that. So, Veronica, this is a disaster.
1:08:11
Drew
Why don't you focus on recovery? That's probably your best bet for-
1:08:15
Caller
Well, I've been clean for-
1:08:16
Drew
No, I don't mean just not using-
1:08:17
Adam
You're drinking, though, right?
1:08:19
Drew
I mean, get into a program, a 12-step program, get a sponsor, start working on yourself a little bit.
1:08:24
Angie McKnight
Work the steps.
1:08:25
Drew
Yeah, you've got a mess going on here. There's so much going on that I'd rather see you focus on a program of recovery. That's the way you're gonna-
1:08:34
Caller
Well, I don't drink them. I don't need to-
1:08:36
Drew
Veronica, just listen to what I'm telling you. Do whatever you want. Why'd you call then? But I'm just saying, if you want to get better from this mess you're in-
1:08:44
Adam
Drew, she's horny. Leave her alone.
1:08:46
Drew
That's a reasonable way to do it.
1:08:48
Adam
A girl can't be horny. See? You try to shut a woman down sexually because you're intimidated by their sexuality.
1:08:53
Drew
You can't judge.
1:08:54
Adam
I'm the man. You're the man. You're intimidated by their sexuality.
1:08:57
Drew
So I'm trying to keep it down.
1:08:59
Adam
This girl's free, man. She's trying to express herself, but you're intimidated by that because you're a man. You can't handle a woman who thinks freely.
1:09:06
Drew
I'm like that. I'm dumb.
1:09:07
Adam
You're A man and V man. You're like the guy, you're like Neil Armstrong. It's your one small step for the man and one giant leap for the man, man. Veronica?
1:09:20
Caller
Yeah.
1:09:21
Adam
All right, baby doll. We'd like to see you have some sort of future and especially like see you not have any kids. Do you have any kids?
1:09:28
Caller
No.
1:09:28
Adam
Really?
1:09:29
Drew
And if you're going to go into nursing, you're going to have to do something about your addiction.
1:09:31
Adam
Oh, is something wrong with your tubes or something?
1:09:34
Caller
No, I'm not ready for it.
1:09:37
Adam
Good. Do you use birth control?
1:09:39
Drew
Careful?
1:09:41
Adam
When I hear careful, I picture people dodging semen.
1:09:45
Caller
You know what I mean?
1:09:47
Adam
Like it's a paintball game.
1:09:48
Angie McKnight
Dodgeball. Yeah.
1:09:51
Adam
You're on birth control?
1:09:52
Caller
Yeah. I was taking the pill, but I'm going to switch to the patch now.
1:09:56
Adam
Okay. All right. We don't this guy you're bored of. Fine. Break up with him and the guy on the side. Focus on your sobriety. Get a little therapy.
1:10:05
Drew
Well, I think 12 step for a therapy won't work. Okay.
1:10:08
Adam
Don't have any kids and get into that nursing program.
1:10:12
Caller
Oh, I know. But I just don't. I can't like feel like for me, when I used to have sex, it used to relieve me stressfully, like stress. And now I, I just like building up more and more. And I can't build it anymore.
1:10:27
Adam
All right. Well, that means you need to get some help, some work now.
1:10:32
Caller
Try something different.
1:10:33
Adam
We think you need a new position. We're going to suggest to you.
1:10:36
Caller
I don't know.
1:10:38
Adam
All right. Here's my position. Lay down on the therapist sofa.
1:10:42
Drew
She won't, she won't.
1:10:43
Adam
All right. Go to the, go to the 12 step. I don't even know. But by the way, wait, why don't you just go talk to a Pelican?
1:10:49
Drew
I know. She said a Pelican would listen more.
1:10:52
Adam
I would like to get a Pelican. And I would throw food at it.
1:10:57
Caller
A pod of Pelicans.
1:10:59
Adam
I would like to get, here's what I like to do. I like to get some unevenly shaped pylons, some pure pylons. I was gonna lash them together with rope and I would chain a Pelican to it. And it would just sit there.
1:11:10
Caller
And happily.
1:11:11
Adam
I would call it rusty. And I would have a bucket of chovy, you know what I'm saying, chovy. And I would throw it to the Pelican. And it would just gobble it and do it. And once in a while it would do that move with its wings where it looked like it wanted to fly but decided not to at the end.
1:11:26
Drew
It would sort of stretch them back in and bring them forward.
1:11:28
Adam
Yeah, the weird thing that birds do when they got that chain on their foot. Looked like they're gonna move.
1:11:33
Drew
Is anybody else as pained by Veronica as I am? It's like talking to a piece of wood.
1:11:37
Adam
Well, not only that, but she's 23 and I see her future.
1:11:42
Drew
It's bad, yeah.
1:11:43
Adam
It's just rehab and drugs and whatever, prison possibly and crapping out a few kids and a couple abusive relationships.
1:11:50
Drew
She's not gonna have any future at all. I mean, that's gonna be a disaster.
1:11:54
Adam
Now, on the other hand, Validikorian of the junior college class she's in, so that's the goodness. She made the Dean's List this year.
1:12:01
Caller
Maybe she heard you. She might have heard you.
1:12:04
Adam
All right, let's take ourselves a little break. No, I think she's drunk.
1:12:09
Caller
I know.
1:12:09
Adam
Angie.
1:12:10
Caller
Maybe her friends will tell her that they heard her intervention.
1:12:14
Adam
Oh, that'd be good. Angie's here tonight from The Apprentice, Thursday Nights, NBC, going to be watching tomorrow night. Take yourselves a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Yeah. What's up, everybody? I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Angie is here tonight. Angie is from The Apprentice.
1:12:47
Caller
Favorite Apprentice.
1:12:49
Adam
That is one of mine, Drew's, me and Drew's, me and Drew's, Drew's and I's favorite shows. Thursday night, it's nine o'clock on NBC. We'll be watching that tomorrow night. Angie, who do you? Oh, you know.
1:13:03
Caller
No, I don't know. It's down to two.
1:13:04
Adam
It's down to two.
1:13:05
Caller
We go back for the finale. Right.
1:13:07
Adam
You can't, obviously, can't tell us who the two are.
1:13:11
Caller
No, then I'd have to kill you.
1:13:12
Adam
What what about what happens in the finale?
1:13:14
Drew
How do you get between the two?
1:13:15
Caller
Trump picks just picks one. The last task has already been performed. And he goes in and picks.
1:13:24
Adam
Oh, they already did the last task.
1:13:26
Angie McKnight
Yes, they did.
1:13:27
Adam
You know what that is?
1:13:29
Caller
Yes, I do.
1:13:29
Adam
Why do you know that?
1:13:31
Drew
She was in New York when it happened.
1:13:33
Adam
Oh, yeah.
1:13:33
Caller
Yeah, but.
1:13:34
Adam
But you were off the show, right? Before the last task was performed and you were out of the suite.
1:13:43
Drew
No, but they keep them secluded as long as the show is filmed.
1:13:45
Caller
I know there's another there's another you know, the Ponderosa, they call it the Ponderosa. And that's where the reality show should be.
1:13:53
Adam
Right.
1:13:53
Caller
Like Todd, the first guy who got fired, you know, spent three months drinking with hookers and there's a whole, there's a whole story.
1:14:01
Drew
What happened?
1:14:02
Caller
I don't know.
1:14:03
Adam
What do you want? Drinking with hookers. What happened?
1:14:05
Caller
All kinds of things happened back then.
1:14:07
Adam
But here's my, I'm not trying to be kind of sinning anyway, but why do they let the people there at the Ponderosa know what the last task was?
1:14:16
Caller
No, no, no. What happens is, is that when people get fired and come back to the, come to the Ponderosa, they tell you what happened. And then at the last task.
1:14:25
Adam
That's what I'm asking.
1:14:27
Caller
People, people are pulled, you know, there's three or four from each team. They bring them back to perform. So the two people will have a team. And so then you hear, you know, you kinda know what happened.
1:14:37
Drew
Can you tell us whether you were pulled for the last task?
1:14:40
Caller
I can't tell you that.
1:14:41
Angie McKnight
Oh really?
1:14:42
Adam
I thought they pulled everybody.
1:14:45
Caller
Sometimes, sometimes they do. Sometimes they do.
1:14:48
Adam
Well, I'm trying to think of, no, they don't do, they can't do everybody because they start with like 16 people.
1:14:52
Caller
18, yeah.
1:14:53
Adam
18 people. No, they don't, but they don't, they don't. They don't need them. There's not nine and nine. There's usually like four and four, something like that. So I thought they just chose from like what Survivor does, which is the ones that were booted off most recently, make the tribal council. It seems like Angie being a strong performer and being one of the later ones to get the finger would most assuredly be part of that one, but maybe you can dip, dip deep and take somebody who got booted earlier. Joanna.
1:15:26
Hello.
1:15:27
Adam
You're 21?
1:15:28
Caller
Yeah.
1:15:29
Adam
What's up?
1:15:32
Caller
Well, about two years ago, I had a baby and I'm married and everything, but my sex life just went to shock.
1:15:42
Drew
Because you have no drive anymore?
1:15:45
Caller
At all. I get into the mood maybe once, twice a month, but that's it.
1:15:54
Drew
Is it the stress of raising a baby or is it the reality of the biological changes that have occurred?
1:16:03
Caller
Maybe the stress, but it's not really that stressful because she's running around and everything.
1:16:09
Drew
Has anything changed in your relationship with your husband?
1:16:12
Caller
Not really.
1:16:13
Drew
Okay, so have you talked to your doctor about this?
1:16:18
Caller
No, I haven't really gone to the doctor after I had it.
1:16:22
Drew
Are you on any medication?
1:16:24
Caller
No.
1:16:24
Drew
Are you still breastfeeding?
1:16:26
Caller
No.
1:16:26
Drew
All right, go back to the doctor. Sometimes getting on a birth control pill will get things kickstarted again.
1:16:31
Adam
What else? How about kickstarting yourself to kickstart yourself?
1:16:35
Drew
It's hard because it's, sure, she's gone.
1:16:38
Caller
I was on a pill but I got off of it because it just made things worse.
1:16:44
Drew
Well, maybe a different pill.
1:16:47
Adam
What's your husband? Is he excited? Is he ready to go?
1:16:51
Caller
Oh yeah, all the time.
1:16:54
Adam
Yeah, these things always get worse because whoever the partner is, whichever direction you're going, whether the one that doesn't want to have sex or the one that does want to have sex, they both seem to go further in that direction. Obviously, you can do the horny math, but for some reason, the ones that are shutting down, the horny or the person gets, the more pressure they feel, the more shut down they get, and you spiral. This is one of them negative spirals. Hey, Joanna, I'm going to go with Drew on this, maybe a new pill, but did you try this with your doctor or was this just birth control because you didn't want to get pregnant again?
1:17:30
Caller
Because I didn't want to get pregnant again.
1:17:32
Drew
Now, you got to talk to your doctor about things you can use that might restore your biology, your hormones, so you can have a sex drive again.
1:17:39
Adam
Yeah, because if this, if you don't have a beef with your husband, then this is a hormonal thing.
1:17:44
Drew
And you're not depressed, you're not having a post-partum depression, and you're not...
1:17:47
Adam
Are you depressed?
1:17:49
Caller
Um, sometimes I feel a little depressed, but it doesn't really have anything to do with the baby.
1:17:56
Drew
And it's not what's shutting her down completely, I don't know.
1:17:58
Adam
All right, just general stuff.
1:18:00
Drew
Yeah. So get in there.
1:18:02
Adam
What's your husband do?
1:18:04
Caller
He's a musician.
1:18:05
Drew
Ooh.
1:18:06
Caller
Uh-oh.
1:18:06
Drew
Is he gone all the time?
1:18:08
Caller
Oh, um, he's gone on the weekends, but not during the week or anything.
1:18:14
Adam
I'm not making a... I'm not making a...
1:18:18
Drew
Ranchero music.
1:18:19
Adam
Yeah. Does he play the giant guitar? Is this him? Well, there's eight guys who play the accordion.
1:18:29
Drew
That's what I'm saying. Lots of jobs.
1:18:31
Adam
Those are in quartets. So I don't know how the math works out. Yeah, that's in a four-man Ranchero band. There's only nine accordion players. That's basically how it works. I don't know how... I'm not sure the math works. I was actually watching 60 Minutes at Two tonight. They did this story on the Illegals coming in from, you know, into Arizona. And they visited one of these like Ranchero bars in some town in Nebraska. And there was that crap blaring in the background. Even during the undercover investigation, still so distracting, I could barely watch it. Like, so painfully bad. Can somebody pipe some classical music into that country so we can get them on their feet? Look, here's the deal. I like to do a test. Here's the test. You sit down at the drafting table, see if you can design a rocket. With this blaring in the background. I bet you end up doodling a half track with a Taquiza logo on the side. Okay? You gotta play classical music if you want to invent a rocket.
1:19:37
Drew
I want to go to the beach.
1:19:40
Adam
Are we drunk? Why aren't we drunk yet? You can't do anything but stuff piñatas to this music. You can't design anything. You can't build anything. That's the problem. Here's what I'm going to say. I got a nice clean sheet of paper. I'm going to revolutionize commercial air flights. This plane is going to be hypersonic. It's going to be four or five times the speed of sound. It's going to fly to stratosphere. Oh, hell, let's get loaded.
1:20:21
Caller
That's what this music does.
1:20:23
Adam
Yes, you want to know why you don't have a space program? This music. Everything can be traced back to this. Now, you pump a little Wagner in, now you got a space program. That's how it works. Drew, what are you doing this? You can't, you could build a washing machine to this music.
1:20:40
Drew
I can't talk.
1:20:42
Adam
It's stifling.
1:20:44
Caller
It's starting to grow on me a little bit, actually.
1:20:47
Adam
If you pulled out a draft, you've set a drafting table, you pulled out a mechanical pencil and this music came out, you'd stab yourself in the ear with it and fall over. That's how it works. Okay, I'm just saying, there's a connection between thinking and classical music.
1:21:01
Caller
Yeah.
1:21:04
Adam
Not thinking. Not thinking. Getting loaded. All right.
1:21:07
Drew
Here we go.
1:21:07
Adam
Let's be honest. Anthony?
1:21:10
Caller
Yes. Yes, I am.
1:21:13
Adam
What's up, brother man?
1:21:15
Caller
Man, you are a god to me. If I didn't have you, I wouldn't be where I am today.
1:21:20
Caller
Where are you? Prison? Junior college.
1:21:23
Caller
No, no, I quit junior college. I decided to get into a business. And last year I made six figures. Wow. Excellent.
1:21:33
Adam
Wow. Now how did you?
1:21:34
Caller
Year before that, I made $15,000.
1:21:38
Adam
Selling pie?
1:21:38
Caller
You are my role model. You are my god, whatever you want to call it.
1:21:42
Adam
Tell me, tell me how I touched your life, Anthony.
1:21:45
Caller
You taught me to be the right way. You taught me the right way to go in life.
1:21:51
Adam
Why? What did you hear me talk about? How did I convince you to drop out of junior college?
1:21:57
Caller
Well everybody quits junior college and it's worthless. I can't even believe that I'm talking to you right now. You are like the man.
1:22:09
Adam
I can't believe I'm inside of me.
1:22:13
Caller
And talking.
1:22:14
Adam
And talking. Hold on. Me, me, me, me, me. That's me. You don't think it's a thrill for me to be around me? It's just as thrilling for me to be around me as it is for you to be around me.
1:22:26
Angie McKnight
You know what I mean?
1:22:27
Adam
I can't even believe it.
1:22:27
Angie McKnight
I can't believe it.
1:22:31
Adam
I wake up every morning, I look in the mirror and I go, my God, it's me.
1:22:35
Caller
I'm thrilled.
1:22:36
Caller
Love me.
1:22:37
Adam
Anthony.
1:22:37
Caller
Love me some me.
1:22:38
Adam
All right. So what business did you get into?
1:22:41
Caller
Insurance.
1:22:42
Adam
Insurance. And now you're making six figures and you have the world by the tail.
1:22:47
Caller
I am trying to, yes.
1:22:49
Adam
Yes. And it's-
1:22:49
Caller
I'm trying to make seven figures. And I wouldn't even be at anything if it weren't for you, though.
1:22:56
Adam
Well, why? But you know, you say that, I know I'm fishing for compliments, but all I told you to do is drop out of junior college.
1:23:02
Caller
And I did.
1:23:04
Adam
And that's-
1:23:05
Caller
I listened to you and you have made me realize the simplicities of life. All right.
1:23:12
Adam
Well, let's go over a few of those beats since you've gotten us started. Let's talk about them because Angie is a successful person. Drew is successful, although as parents, she's still a little disappointed. I'm, of course, literally a millionaire, literally. I, I, let's, let's give our basic beats here. I, my, my feeling is, is you don't get rewarded for being good at a whole bunch of things. You should really pick out what you want to do and get really good at it and, and get, make, make money. And then you can pay other people to do your taxes, fix your car, put a new roof on your house. You know, if you take a look at almost anybody, I don't care if they're a performer or CEO of a company, they're probably pretty good at one thing, and they're probably woefully bad at a lot of, a lot of things, although they're efficient people.
1:24:01
Drew
But people that are good also tend to know a lot about a lot of things.
1:24:06
Adam
Yes.
1:24:06
Drew
They don't necessarily go good, but they tend to pay attention and learn and be interested, engaged.
1:24:12
Adam
Yeah.
1:24:12
Drew
Yeah.
1:24:12
Adam
Now, I'm with you on that. All I'm saying is, is there's a lot of people that, wow, they could start a fire if they were stranded on an island, they can fix their own car, they can put an old roof on, they can do their own taxes.
1:24:24
Drew
Unnecessary.
1:24:24
Adam
Society doesn't really reward you. You're much better off picking one thing you're strong at, being really good at it, and being better, and sizing up the competition in whatever field you're in, and just beating them at that. The other thing, and I'm trying to think of, and you guys jump in, tell me what you think about keys to success. Drew, what do you have over there? Drew's got nothing.
1:24:50
Drew
No, I'm just saying the education thing.
1:24:52
Adam
Yeah, but that doesn't seem to necessarily equate.
1:24:56
Drew
Here's the deal, whatever you do, if you're going to be successful, you're going to work your ass off.
1:25:01
Caller
Yeah, exactly, that's what I was going to say.
1:25:03
Drew
So hard work. Okay, oh, here's the delayed gratification.
1:25:07
Adam
That's what I wanted to touch on, which is you have to give away stuff every once in a while, have to do stuff for free.
1:25:14
Caller
Pro bono.
1:25:15
Adam
A little pro bono work in there. When I got started in radio, K-Rock, imagine that, wasn't paying much. Actually, they weren't paying anything.
1:25:23
Drew
I did it for 10 years for free.
1:25:24
Adam
Well, now you're an idiot.
1:25:25
Caller
Crazy. Now you've crossed the line.
1:25:28
Adam
I did it for six months, I felt like I got ripped off. I did it for six months for free, and then when they finally decided to pay me, it was like 50 bucks a pop, and everyone said, what the hell is, I remember they said, why? That's nothing. Go in there and demand more, and I just said, I should be paying them, because I'll just use this as a platform, and I'll make money down the road. There'll be a payday down the road. There's no difference between 50 bucks a pop, 80 bucks a pop, or 105, it's all chump change. Let's get to the real money, and let's just not piss anyone off along the way. And that's one thing. Successful people always eat it for a few years, whether it's, hey, Drew goes to college for 30 years, you don't get paid to go to college. Other people, apprentice.
1:26:12
Caller
Right, apprentice.
1:26:13
Adam
For years, you have to be, you can't look for the quick payday. You have to eat it for a couple years, whatever the year is. Sometimes, many years, whether it's a program, or whether you're going to a specific school, or trying to get certified.
1:26:28
Drew
Which is why you gotta kinda like what you're doing.
1:26:30
Adam
Right.
1:26:32
Caller
See, and my thing is, I started the, you know, the Curves for Women out here. I opened the first one out here, and I loved...
1:26:38
Adam
The Women's Only Gym.
1:26:39
Caller
Women's Only Gym. I loved supporting and empowering women, and helping women, and all that. And now, I've done that. I have two of them. Very successfully have accomplished that. And I kinda wanna move on. My thing is, I get a little bored with this, and then I wanna do that. I think I'm a little ADD, adult ADD thing. But I've also accomplished that goal of successful. Now, I wanna do something else. Sell the businesses, do another business, do something else.
1:27:07
Adam
Well, there's another, as long as we're, you know, just, everyone's just having an ass kiss circle, ring of ass kissing. But successful people are also successful whatever they decide to be successful at. That's the other thing you have to learn. They just stop something and focus on something else. They have laser-like focus.
1:27:24
Caller
It is what Dr. Drew said, too. It's hard work. I worked my butt off.
1:27:29
Adam
Oh, you worked your butt off. And people that aren't successful burn as many calories. It's just what they do is they go in one direction. They go for a couple of years. They stop and change directions. They stop and change directions. They do a lot of direction changing. And they never follow through. They never finish up. They're just this close to finishing that education. They're this close to finishing that program or becoming successful in the business. And they stop right at the end. That's bad times, too. Pick something. Pick something you like. Work hard on it. Don't be scared to do it for free for a while.
1:28:00
Drew
Also, I think finally, I'll be realistic about your self-assessment.
1:28:03
Adam
Oh, yes. Oh, I know we got to go to break, but I was out talking to people when I was doing this thing in Florida a few weeks back. And everyone I talked to is like, what do you want to do? I want to be a rap star. I want to be an actress. I want to be a model. It's like, look, everybody, there's a handful of those jobs open. Let's pick something that you're going to do, not that you want to do. All right, we'll take ourselves a break. We'll be right back after this.
1:28:41
Drew
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1:28:44
Caller
The one and only Live 105.
1:28:51
Adam
Yeah, Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Angie's here tonight from The Apprentice. There's the next talk. Let me say one more thing, just we're leaving off on our keys to success. Certain people are very interested in things, super interested in things, and you couldn't stop them from doing things. They want to know, you hear about these people all the time. They're running a business and all of a sudden they see a show on sushi, sushi chefing, and they decide to go take a class. There's other people that just want to be left alone, they want to relax. It's sort of like one's a sled dog, the other's a cat. One wants to get up on the fridge and take a nap, the other wants to hit the trail. If you want to get on the fridge and take a nap, there's really, I'm not judging you, but there's not much you can do with that.
1:29:42
Drew
It's hard to hardly make things happen when you're on top of the fridge.
1:29:47
Adam
Get a gig over at the phone company, get your benefits, and get on the fridge and take a nap when you get home.
1:29:53
Caller
Or how about the people who are born and raised and live and die in the same small town?
1:29:59
Adam
Yeah, that's me with no home.
1:30:03
Caller
Never see the world or travel.
1:30:06
Adam
Yeah, but they don't want to do it and that's fine too, by the way. That's, I got no problem with that. But don't want all the stuff and go nap on the fridge. That's a tortured life.
1:30:16
Drew
The worst combination of all is the person that feels entitled to everything just because.
1:30:21
Adam
That's right. I'm gonna sue you from on top of the refrigerator.
1:30:24
Drew
I'm either gonna sue you or I'm gonna declare my superiority because I'm intellectually superior or whatever.
1:30:30
Adam
Sit and judge for me. Take a nap, that's right. Angie, oh not this Angie. This Angie.
1:30:36
Drew
Call her Angie.
1:30:36
Adam
Call her Angie, you're 13. What's up?
1:30:41
Caller
I was just wondering if like emotional abuse could affect sexual development.
1:30:47
Drew
Like, the what of abuse? Emotional abuse. Absolutely. People could start trying to use sex automatically as a way of regulating feelings. And also you'll-
1:30:55
Adam
I use sex as a weapon.
1:30:56
Drew
And you'll also sort of act out some of your trauma in your sexual and peer relationships.
1:31:01
Adam
What's up? 13.
1:31:03
Caller
Yeah.
1:31:04
Adam
Yeah, it says here you're already acting out a little bit.
1:31:08
Caller
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. Yeah? Yeah, I have. It's not sex cause it's oral in my opinion. And maybe just with a girlfriend of mine.
1:31:19
Adam
Yeah. Let me, let me, let me-
1:31:21
Drew
Straighten that out for you.
1:31:22
Adam
Let me straighten this out. And, and first off it's sex at any age, but maybe at 26, it's less than it is. At 13.
1:31:29
Drew
At sex.
1:31:30
Adam
Everything's sex. Everything beyond hand holding, am I? Focus sex. I mean, you're 13 performing oral on your female friend. Something's up.
1:31:38
Drew
Big time.
1:31:40
Adam
Uh-oh.
1:31:41
Caller
Like big time.
1:31:42
Adam
You have a phone line, Tom?
1:31:43
Caller
You think?
1:31:44
Drew
Yes.
1:31:44
Adam
Yeah, we do.
1:31:44
Drew
No doubt. No doubt.
1:31:46
Adam
Here's, here's the problem is you get shot out of a cannon down a certain trail that leads into a brick wall when you're about 17 or 18. So what are we going to do, Angie?
1:32:00
Caller
I don't know, man.
1:32:01
Adam
No, I'm talking to you in studio, Angie.
1:32:03
Caller
All right.
1:32:03
Adam
You're a mess, baby.
1:32:04
Angie McKnight
Come on.
1:32:05
Caller
You gotta slow down, Angie. Slow down, honey.
1:32:07
Adam
Were you abused? Just verbally?
1:32:10
Angie McKnight
Emotionally?
1:32:10
Drew
And physically too, I guarantee it.
1:32:12
Caller
Okay.
1:32:13
Caller
No, no, no, physically, no.
1:32:15
Drew
No one ever hit you?
1:32:16
Caller
No, not once. Okay, once when I was like five, but that was in the beginning.
1:32:21
Adam
All right, well look, here's the deal. You're 13, you sound like you're 33. You're acting like an adult. You're in the seventh or eighth grade. Let's go. What's the future hold? I mean, can you get some counseling?
1:32:36
Caller
I plan to, but I mean, if I'm not one of those kids who are like, well, I really want to go to junior college. No, I'm not, I've not.
1:32:43
Adam
Well, look.
1:32:43
Drew
That's not even important to you right now, because you're not gonna live to see junior college if you don't do something about it.
1:32:47
Adam
Let me just say this. You're a smart person, I can hear it. You're wise beyond your years, you're 13, but you're also acting like a 23 year old when you're 13. You can't do that. It's gonna get you into trouble. You can't process all that stuff. Find friends, have relationships that aren't sexual. Hang out with people smarter than you, everyone. Hang out with people who are more successful, more healthy than you, and that's one of our keys to success. We gotta take a break. It's easy to hang out with the doofuses and be the king of the retards. That's fine and dandy and it's humbling to hang out with people that are maybe getting better grades, maybe more successful, maybe more together. It's very humbling because now you're at the bottom of the pyramid. Better to be at the bottom of the successful pyramid than to be at the top of the tard pyramid. Yep. Thank you. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.
1:33:39
Caller
Top of the tards.
1:34:00
Drew
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1:34:15
Adam
Yeah! That's a show, everybody. Where'd the time go? Always interesting. Angie from The Apprentice.
1:34:22
Drew
Website?
1:34:22
Caller
Angie McKnight, angiemcknight.com.
1:34:26
Adam
Go on that site and find what?
1:34:30
Caller
Where I'll be appearing with my show. My cabaret show, and I wrote a book of songs and all that.
1:34:35
Adam
She's a wonderful singer. I heard her screaming from the top, her lungs going through the paper thin wall.
1:34:40
Drew
It's like Madeleine Conning of Frankenstein.
1:34:43
Caller
You know, they're doing the musical.
1:34:45
Adam
She hits the high C when she hits the big O.
1:34:47
Caller
You'd be great at that.
1:34:49
Caller
I'd be great at that part.
1:34:50
Adam
Big O, high C. That's how it works. That's what it translates into. Multiple, multiple, machine gun.
1:34:58
Caller
That's very true though, multiple.
1:35:00
Drew
I want to be the GIO. Wilder part.
1:35:02
Adam
Until you got the same hair. Until next time, I'm Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew, saying Mahalo.
1:35:10
Caller
This has been Loveline.
1:35:14
Angie McKnight
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