Episode 1000703557552

0:57 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. This is Loveline, with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Dr. Drew is in Detroit, Motor City, right?

1:30 Drew Yep.

1:31 Adam All right. Fantastic. That's the most he's going to say all night. Brandon and Ronnie are here tonight from The Killers. Poor Killers, Drew. Either the poor killers or the very, very lucky killers, because the last time they were here, I wasn't here. And this time you're not here.

1:46 The Killers Oh, nice.

1:47 Adam And I'll tell you what, I'm going to plan it so that the next time they come back, neither one of us is here. Yeah, just be like us sitting here with the engineers and Michelle. The Killers have sold the two million records since they were here last.

2:02 The Killers Wow.

2:02 Adam Even though I wasn't here, I'm taking full credit for the band's success. Who's going to be on Leno tonight? First appearance on Tonight Show?

2:12 The Killers First one. Yeah, it's our first one.

2:13 Adam How was the crowd?

2:15 The Killers It was great.

2:16 Adam It was.

2:17 The Killers Yeah, it's I guess there were people standing up and that's a hooting and hollering. They apparently hasn't been done in a very, very long time. No, that's cool.

2:27 Adam So you feel like a lot of your fans came out to see you?

2:30 Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, there are quite a few shirts, killer shirts.

2:34 Adam Yeah. Yeah, that's what you want, because if not, you just get the normal crowd. Right. They're there to see Tom Arnold, and it's bad times. Unless you can win them over with your unique brand of rock, but that's tough, because that's a tough crowd. Yeah.

2:48 Drew Since you weren't here last time, these are really nice guys.

2:52 Adam I know, they're extraordinarily nice.

2:55 Drew Thanks, Drew.

2:56 Adam Yeah.

2:56 Drew Thanks, Drew.

2:57 Adam Yeah, but you understand too, Drew. You know them as the killers who hadn't sold 2 million records.

3:05 Drew Enthusiastic, right? Enthusiastic, young, not yet jaded killers.

3:09 Adam That's right. Now, they're coked up. They got a wagon train of hookers following them. I just saw one punch out his manager, who's his mother.

3:19 Nice.

3:21 Adam Yeah. Yeah. So, has success changed you? Stupid question, but...

3:27 The Killers I'm still Ronnie from the block.

3:28 Adam Is it? But let me say this, because I've had some marginal success and turned into a huge a-hole. I had limited success, but turned into a massive a-hole. I outdid myself in the a-hole department. But what happens is you get busy, you get a little strung out, you get a little tired, you have a few too many people sort of tugging on you, and then you start giving people short answers, and then they get PO'd.

3:51 The Killers Yeah.

3:52 Adam Is that happening yet?

3:53 The Killers If you don't return phone calls, they think you're robbing. Oh, yeah. People don't understand that we have busy lives and schedules.

3:58 Drew Or if they stop to talk to you in the airport, and you spend an hour with them, and then you got to catch your plane, and then, oh, okay, Mr. Celebrity, Mr. Ransdell.

4:05 Adam Yeah. I would talk to people in a bar in Wisconsin for four hours, and at a certain point go, I got to take a leak. Okay, your highness, here comes the big blow off. I drank 27 beers with you, buddy, and I gave you a hand job. Can I take a leak? I just want to get a little Purell and wash my hand off. Okay, your highness, that's what it is. Here's what it is, here, I would say, when you're a civilian, you have one or two people a day that need to talk to you on a good day, and you have a couple hours for each person. You just do the math. You have 100 people want to talk to you, you got three minutes for everyone. If you got 200 people, you got a minute and a half for everyone, and so on and so forth. Killers right now have about 20 seconds for everybody who comes into their lives.

4:53 The Killers We're standing in a line.

4:54 Adam But still living in Vegas and proud of it, enjoying Vegas.

4:59 Three of us were born and raised. Turn the guest up.

5:02 Adam Oh, turn the guest up a little, Michele. Oh, they're all the way up.

5:06 Sorry, three of us were born and raised there and...

5:11 Adam It's one or the other. All right.

5:13 Three of us were born and raised there. No, it's...

5:16 Adam Everyone was born in Vegas.

5:17 Yeah, except for Dave. He's from Iowa. He's our guitar player. Same place.

5:21 Adam And how far off the Strip did you guys live?

5:27 I have about 10 miles from the Strip.

5:28 The Killers Yeah. Wow. You can get anywhere, you know, you can get from anywhere. You can get to Strip in maybe 20 minutes back.

5:35 Adam And would you go like Jimmy Kimmel, on again, off again, lover, lived, grew up in Vegas, too.

5:42 In high school, Ronnie.

5:43 The Killers Yeah.

5:43 Oh, really?

5:44 The Killers Clark High School.

5:45 Adam Oh, Clark. See, he says it was Kimmel High. He said they changed it to Kimmel High since he got on network.

5:49 The Killers Now, there's somebody who's gone rock star. Oh. You can see it. Yeah.

5:53 Adam I mean, you got to talk to him. You got to talk to somebody just to get to somebody who can talk to him. It's not, it's three or four people. It's a long ladder for you get to him. He says that, you know, he would just go with their family, like going and eat buffets and then go home. Like, like they sort of used Vegas, like it was like in a utilitarian way or something. They didn't get caught up with the shows too much or the gambling too much. Just go in, eat some buffet and then go back home. Would you guys, would you guys do it? Would you go ride the roller coasters, eat the buffets and head back or did you gamble?

6:26 Everybody seemed to have-

6:27 Drew Yeah, they were 12 year olds at the table.

6:29 The Killers Well, 60 in a row.

6:31 Everybody, I think all of us probably have at least one family member that took the wrong road. And we all kind of learned from that. But yet.

6:39 Adam Oh really?

6:40 So it was great. It is a great thing and it can be really fun. Like you said, you know, if you just want to go eat and, you know, if you can refrain from gambling.

6:48 Drew It's really interesting though. Do you think it's the pull of all that arousal and stimulation that just pulls, sucks people into it?

6:56 Adam The proximity of it, you mean?

6:58 Drew Yeah.

7:00 The Killers It's difficult to say. You know, we were born and raised in it.

7:04 Drew I know, but let's put it this way. You said everybody has a family member that gets sucked into that. That's not true of everybody everywhere. You know what I'm saying?

7:11 The Killers Right, right. I think out of everybody in our band, we've got these examples.

7:17 Drew But the lights are going out in this room again.

7:19 Adam Oh, good. Drew's in Detroit in some sort of in your hotel, right?

7:24 Drew Yeah, in a little banquet room. Last night the room had completely dark and now it's dark again.

7:29 Adam Well, they're probably on some kind of timer or something.

7:32 Drew I talked to a guy about it and he said it's a motion detector. I'm like, I'm moving around. I'm going to have to.

7:37 The Killers Oh, this is ridiculous.

7:39 Adam Drew, you can catch up on some masturbation now, buddy. Look at this. Make lemonade out of this or whatever. Or at least pancake mix. All right. All right. All right. Let's go. It's a late night show. Safe Harbor, everybody. Yeah, we're going to hear something from the killers. Actually, we'll hear a couple of things from the killers before the night is through. Mandy is online 60 22 thought she saw me driving on the freeway. Well, I will be able to tell if it was me or not by one simple question. How was it? No, was the guy picking his nose? Hold on, because of the answers. No, you miss me. Yeah.

8:22 Hey, I have to tell you that if you were checking me out, I would be so flattered because I'm such a fan of yours.

8:30 Adam All right, well, where were we?

8:31 Drew What was he driving?

8:32 We were on the photo five and I have a brand new Mustang, so I'm wondering if maybe you were checking out my car or me.

8:40 Drew What was he driving?

8:41 I'm wearing a bathing suit top. Well, I am wearing a bathing suit top.

8:44 Adam Wow. Hold on a second. Let me say something. Once in a while, like, Drew, you know how I always say a chick in a bathing suit wearing tennis shoes is smoking hot? Like, you know, once in a while, the hot chick, she's in a bikini and she puts her tennis shoes on because the sand is hot to run up to the snack shack. It's a really hot look because it's not that weird stripper big wedgie heel look. It's more that sort of girl next door. But you look something once in a while, you see a chick driving in a bathing suit or in the top with the towel wrapped around. That's a hot look. That's like a huge tennis shoe around her. That is a hot look. I wish I'd seen that. Mandy?

9:22 Yes. That's exactly what I'm wearing. Was it you? No.

9:25 Drew What was he driving?

9:26 Adam Where were you?

9:28 I was on the 405 going south toward the-

9:33 Adam Mexico?

9:34 Toward the five. Okay.

9:37 Adam When was it? When was it?

9:39 You were driving. It was like 45 minutes ago, maybe an hour ago.

9:41 Drew No way.

9:43 Adam What was I driving just for fun? If it was a car that's nicer mine, I'm going to get angry. What was it?

9:50 Listen, it was a nice five series BMW.

9:53 Drew Oh, that's nice. Adam doesn't have one of those, so there you go.

9:56 Adam I don't have one of those. It's really one of the other cars I don't have though.

9:59 Yeah. You weren't flirting with me on the freeway then?

10:02 Drew No.

10:03 Adam I could have been and just not known it, but I was on another freeway. You know what I mean? Heading in another direction. All right, you drive around at night in a bikini top?

10:12 It's so hot and my car is so hot. I just have to be, I don't have to be hot in my car.

10:18 Drew Adam, that's why you drive with your shirt off all the time.

10:20 Adam I drive nude. Yeah.

10:21 Yeah.

10:23 Adam So hot in your car.

10:24 The Killers So hot in my car.

10:26 Drew The Mustangs don't have air conditioning? What is that?

10:29 Adam No, this is 2003. It's not a new one.

10:32 Drew I beg your pardon.

10:33 Adam I was just laughing about today because some nudist camp, there's some nudist tennis camp or something and everything's in Florida. I don't know how it came up, but I thought to myself, those people, they're like, hey, man, you go to the beach, you got to take your trunks off, man. You feel free. For the first time in your life, you feel free. It's like, I don't feel that inhibited wearing a pair of running shorts. I really don't. If you really look at it, like, Muhammad Ali did some magnificent things. And like you think if you were nude, you could have beat Muhammad Ali like or maybe done a better dive than Greg Luganis. If you just if you could just do it nude, you'd kick everyone's ass. Like, I kind of I think I'm a little better with some trunks on. Tell you the truth. Water skiing, wakeboarding.

11:19 The Killers Yeah. Am I right?

11:20 Drew Think of the resistance that Sherwood Forest you've got going on your back.

11:22 Adam No, it's not. It's not that. It's the counter pendulum of the sack.

11:26 Drew Oh, yeah, of course. That's right.

11:29 Adam I zigged the sack zags and all of a sudden I pulled off kilter off the road. Didn't hear Stryker talking about his prodigious sack, did you? All right. I just got to get to the bottom of Mandy. Mandy?

11:45 Adam, listen, I was at a friend's house in the jacuzzi, so that's why I have my bikini on.

11:49 Adam Okay. What cup size are you?

11:53 Well, I had a boot job, so.

11:55 Adam Oh, okay. Well, all right. But you still have a cup size.

11:58 Yeah, they're D's.

11:59 Adam Okay. You want to- Bouncy, bouncy. What do you do? Do you dance? What do you do for a living?

12:04 Actually, I just graduated college and I don't work right now. So my dad's pretty well off, so we're pretty cool right now. But I'm not stupid. I graduated college.

12:13 Adam What college?

12:14 Northridge.

12:15 Adam What college? Northridge?

12:17 Santa Barbara City. Santa Barbara City. UCSB.

12:22 Adam Oh, gaucho. All right, baby.

12:24 Drew Yeah.

12:25 Adam All right. Well, call me when you get a gig because I'm going to be taken care of.

12:29 Drew Hang on a second. I'm confused. She left Santa Barbara?

12:33 I wasn't in Santa Barbara today.

12:35 Drew No, but I mean-

12:36 Adam I know, but in general, most people go to Santa Barbara and they never come back. It's so beautiful. They stare at the ocean.

12:41 I live in Calabasas.

12:43 Adam Okay. I guess you could go back to that. That's going to be a weird- it's a weird thing when dad has a bunch of money and then he has a sporty daughter and she wants the things. Well, she wants to boob job and she wants to Mustang convertible and all that kind of stuff. And on one hand, you're the loving dad, but on the other hand, these are all things that are going to attract a bunch of scumbag guys. Yes.

13:10 Drew What are you setting her up for?

13:12 Adam What's the move? I mean, OK, honey, I'll put the down down on the 205 Mustang there and I'll get you the boob jobs and you'll start wearing the bikini tops driving around town. We'll get the weirdos following you home. Like, but then what's that balance? Like, what do you do?

13:29 Drew Yeah, you want to attract a rich husband, but.

13:33 Adam Yeah, well, that's not what I'm saying, Drew. That's very kind of sending, by the way. No, no, I mean, what part of the Middle East are you from, by the way, by Drew attracting a rich husband?

13:42 Drew But you know what I mean? What is his goal in that?

13:45 Adam Well, I think his goal is he has a daughter and he wants to take care of her, just like you want to take care of your kids.

13:51 Drew But. You won't get a boob job in a convertible because you want to take care of her.

13:55 Adam My feeling is, yeah, my feeling is you're going to get, you get the minivan and the boob job, or you get the convertible and the coveralls. But you know, the boob job and the convertible, well, that's a recipe for rape right there. Yeah.

14:12 The Killers Bad news.

14:13 Adam Recipe for rape would be a decent name for a cookbook, Drew.

14:16 The Killers Wish you graduated.

14:17 Adam Not a great name, but a decent name. All right, let's talk to, oh, we got a Germany or Florida coming up here. Dr. says her boyfriend is a sex addict. That sounds provocative. Ann?

14:31 Yes.

14:31 Adam What's up? You're 28. What's happening?

14:33 Caller Thank you so much for taking my call.

14:35 Adam Say hi to the killers.

14:37 Caller Hi, killers. I love your music. I've never seen you guys. You're great.

14:39 Thanks, Ace.

14:41 Caller I've been listening to Loveline since high school, so I really appreciate you taking my call. I just started seeing a therapist this last month for depression. I got out of a six-year relationship last summer, and I'm still really going, I'm really depressed. I went to a therapist, and I want to dump this therapist already. I've seen him three times. He's hypothesizing that my boyfriend who I'm now trying to get back together with is a sex addict. Just because he had an affair for two years, and because he likes porn. He's hypothesizing that he's a sex addict, but he's 28 years old.

15:13 Adam Hold on a second. He had an affair for two years while you two were together, and you didn't know about it for the two years?

15:21 Caller I confronted him, but he denied it, and it actually got worse, and that's part of the reason that the therapist thinks that he could be a sex addict.

15:30 Drew Did you see Sideways, the movie?

15:32 Caller Yes, I did, actually.

15:34 Drew That's your boyfriend. That's your boyfriend. Yes, it is.

15:37 Caller It was.

15:37 Drew Okay, let me give you that guy's diagnosis. Sociopath, sex addict. So that's what you're dealing with.

15:44 Adam Hold on, Ann, did you see New York Minute? Did you see New York Minute, the All-State Journal? That's my partner. That's my partner. He was the dad in New York Minute. So there. We're even. You and the rest of the world. I almost threw it, by the way. Well, look, he's a shrink. You want him to weigh in on things. You don't want him to make rash decisions.

16:08 Drew How is it that we came to the same conclusion? You're telling me he is that guy, and that guy was a sociopath sex addict. That's who he is. That's who your boyfriend is. The question becomes then, why are you attracted to sociopaths, to really bad, narcissistic bad guys? Well, that's what you're telling us. I don't know your boyfriend.

16:30 Adam Let me talk her down. How much porn does this guy view?

16:35 Caller He, you know, I can check cookies on the internet. He does what, he looks at a lot of porn.

16:40 Adam Does he?

16:40 Caller He's 28 years old.

16:42 Adam I know, but every guy, from the time he sprouts his first puke to the time he pushes up his first daisy, yeah, it's gonna look, whatever happened to pushing up daisies? I used to die, I used to push up daisies. I don't know if anyone knows what that means anymore, but it's gonna look at porn. Sure, and the question is how much? I mean, this guy spends a couple hours a night on the internet, that's a problem.

17:06 Caller Okay.

17:07 Adam Well, and I'm guessing from your answer, that's what he does.

17:10 Drew Why do you?

17:11 Caller He does it when I'm not there. He doesn't look at it while I'm there. He does it, I work a lot, I travel.

17:16 Adam Well, hold on, let's have a little discussion here without without Anne getting in the way. But to me and Drew, disagree if you want to disagree. There's there's sort of porn watchers and then there are porn participators. There are the guys who pop in the DVD, watch six minutes, beat off and go to bed like moi. And then there are the guys who sit on the Internet for two or three hours talking to people, chatting, going back and forth. I mean, it's really sort of somewhere in between watching porn and cheating. It's you're having interaction with people and spending a good amount of money.

17:53 Drew Those guys are right. Those guys move on to other things that keeps escalating. And that's often how they meet the people they cheat with. But we should listen. Am I am I incorrect? She said her boyfriend is like the guy in Sideways. And that guy is portrayed exquisitely clearly as a sex addicted sociopath. It's like he's a bad guy. And it's portrayed that way. Now, she says, that's my boyfriend. What are you going to do now? Whether he's a sex addict or not, he's a bad guy. He doesn't care about her. He's a narcissist.

18:20 Adam He cheated for two years. And by the way, the part where you cheat on your girlfriend, your spouse, whatever, and they think something's up and you deny it for a few years, that's the most unfair thing. They think they're going nuts. They cry and apologize and say, I'm sorry for accusing you and all that stuff.

18:36 The Killers It's really a shrink.

18:37 Adam It's twisting a stick that's jammed in the side.

18:41 Drew Why the severe codependency that she is? Why that?

18:45 Adam How about you keep the shrink and find a new boyfriend?

18:48 Drew Or don't bring him back? And here's the deal, you must have had an alcoholic dad. You must have. And here's the deal, this shrink is right on the money. You stay with this.

18:56 Caller Okay, I just wanted to know if you were reacting. It sounded a little overdone.

19:01 Adam Well, the guy cheated on you for two years. That's not enough.

19:04 Drew What was with your dad? Was he an alcoholic?

19:06 Caller My dad is wonderful. I have a great relationship. I have a wonderful father.

19:10 Drew What's wrong with your mom?

19:10 Caller I have a great relationship. She's a manic oppressive.

19:13 Drew All right, so there's where the problem comes in. Was she also an addict?

19:17 Caller No, she's not. No.

19:19 Drew Just bipolar.

19:20 Caller Right.

19:21 Drew And were you having to take care of her a lot when you were growing up?

19:25 Caller Just when she was going through the sleeping for a week sometimes, calling my dad home to come just to make sure she was okay and that kind of thing.

19:33 Adam All right, so listen, Anne, the guy cheated on you for two years. That's enough.

19:39 Caller Okay, thank you.

19:40 Adam You've been listening to the show for 10 years and this is all we get? Jesus Christ. No, I don't want you to kiss our ass. I want you to listen to us.

19:49 Drew Right, you should have picked this up four years ago, five years ago.

19:52 Adam You know this equivalent of? This is the equivalent of some guy who's like flabby and has no muscles and a big beer gut going to some workout guru. I'm a huge fan. I got all your tapes and I've been doing your workouts every day. You look like you put a shirt on, buddy. It's disgusting. Drew, big saucer size nipples.

20:11 Drew Nice, nice.

20:12 Adam Man boobs. Hey, I'm a big fan of your workout tapes. This is Drew. Don't you want to kill yourself? She's been listening for like 14 years and has gained nothing.

20:23 Drew At least she knew enough to sort of, but you could hear the level of denial that she was in. She was kind of in front of the bunch there.

20:28 Caller She was trying to justify it that because he's 28.

20:31 Drew Right, right. That's okay to watch.

20:32 Adam Yeah.

20:33 Drew There's something more going on. She really needs the therapy in big time. She really, really needs it. So.

20:37 Adam And also 28 is not 19. Right. That's right. It's time to start settling in in terms of your relationships.

20:45 Drew It's a good time to get intensive therapy too.

20:48 Adam All right. When's a bad time to get intensive therapy, Drew? When you're dead. That's good.

20:54 Drew When you're pushing up daisies. Yes, that's right. When you sprout your first puke, that's also a bad time.

21:00 That's right.

21:01 The Killers That's good that we made our way back to that.

21:03 Adam Yeah. Yeah, see? We've come full circle.

21:06 The Killers Full circle.

21:07 Adam All right. We have a killer's question. You know what? I promise we gotta start breaking on time. That's what happened. I've decided that these 30 minute segments were just, actually I was fine with them, but everyone else decided they're going on too long. So we're gonna try to get a little closer to a schedule and we'll take our schedule break. Killers in Studio Night, we have a question for the lads. We also have, yeah, we have a Germany or Florida. That's gonna be scintillating and many other questions after this.

21:38 Loveline will be right back. So get your problems ready, ready, ready. Loveline is brought to you by the May Issue of Playboy. The women of Wisteria Lane ain't got nothing on these desperate housewives.

21:57 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew is in Detroit tonight, true?

22:03 Drew Yeah, yeah.

22:04 Adam Yeah. What do you got? Yeah, oh, I'm going as the Vicar of Christ until there's a new pope, by the way. So if you guys just kind of call me the Vicar, that'd be cool.

22:13 Drew What about Detroit Vicar?

22:15 Adam What is this, a two hours, three hours over there?

22:18 Drew Three hours.

22:19 Adam Three hours?

22:20 Drew Good times.

22:20 Adam Is it all of Michigan's three?

22:24 Drew I don't know that's true or not. We're right here where it sort of switches over.

22:29 Adam I would like for states just to go ahead and agree on whatever the whole state would be the same thing.

22:34 Drew I think it generally is.

22:35 Adam It's a little confusing. I like Arizona, which is, nah, you guys go ahead.

22:42 Caller They never change, right?

22:44 The Killers We're just in Arizona. It's a great state.

22:47 Drew By the way, what do they get at daylight savings time? It's going to be 110 another hour? You know what I mean?

22:53 Adam I don't know.

22:54 The Killers There's no upside.

22:55 Adam I don't know. And Vegas is, I don't know what officially the hottest, I don't know if, I'm trying to think what the hottest state is going to be, Arizona, and Death Valley is not. Death Valley is the hottest place on the planet. It's not just, you know, in the United States. And I think it's pretty much just lowest sea level gets the honor of being the hottest place. But even if Death Valley was a very, very, very nice 75 degrees every, every day, still living in a place place called Death Valley seems like maybe you're asking for trouble. You know what I mean? But then on the other hand, maybe it's like that, like with a name like Death Valley, you gotta be good.

23:36 The Killers Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

23:38 Adam Yeah. Never thought about that, Drew. It's like we got-

23:42 The Killers He's from Death Valley. He's, he's pretty awesome.

23:45 Adam He's awesome. Yeah. You have, you over, you know what? It's like the handicap, right? You know, when you're from Death Valley, you got to work harder. Right. But you achieve that much more. Yeah. As opposed to being from Hawaiian Gardens out here and just resting on your ass. That's why Hawaiian Gardens is a dump, because they're all lazy, Drew. You know what I mean? They don't work hard. Yeah.

24:03 Drew It's called Hawaii.

24:04 Adam Hey, we got a good name. We don't have to pick up our trash or empty any, empty any garbage or do any-

24:11 Drew If we just change the name to Hawaiian Death Camp, well, then now that they're picking it up.

24:15 Adam Hawaiian Death Camp. Hawaiian Death Camp for me would be a place where I'd go, I might check it out. I don't know.

24:22 I, yeah. All right. All right.

24:26 Adam Let's, let's see. The killers call for the killers. People have questions or comments. Melanie?

24:31 Yeah.

24:32 Adam You're 16?

24:33 Caller Yep.

24:34 Adam What's up?

24:36 Caller I just want to say I'm a big fan, and I'd listened to you since I was like nine. No, nine. And my question-

24:43 Adam Oh, that's me. That's me. Is that me?

24:46 Caller What?

24:47 Adam All right. And then, and then a big fan of the killers too, right?

24:50 Caller Huge fan. I've had the album since it came out. I got it the day after it came out. And my question-

24:56 Adam Just downloaded it the very next day, huh?

24:58 Caller No, I went to a comic book store in Massachusetts. Really? Visiting my brother.

25:05 Adam Okay.

25:06 Caller I went and got it.

25:07 Drew What is he doing in Massachusetts?

25:08 Adam But hold on a second, Drew. You know how we always say specific information? That's how you know people aren't lying?

25:14 The Killers Right. Right.

25:14 Adam She could never ever be lying about buying that in a gazillion years because she gave us a whole bunch of information we didn't need.

25:20 The Killers I didn't know we sold our records in comic book stores, which is cool. I'm not complaining.

25:25 Adam Yeah. Well, look at it this way. It's probably them selling comic books in record stores, not records in comic book stores. That's what I would look at. Yeah. Go ahead. What was it doing at the comic book store, Melanie?

25:37 Caller Well, they sell everything. They sell like, you know, like cool clothes and records.

25:41 Adam And basically get like a halter top, a bong, a killer's CD and a Spider-Man.

25:48 Drew What's your brother doing in Massachusetts?

25:49 Caller He lives with his mom and I live with my dad. We have the same dad.

25:55 Adam Bad times.

25:56 Caller Yeah.

25:57 Adam All right. Well, anyway. Oh, you're calling from Palm Springs.

26:00 Caller No, actually, I'm calling from somewhere like some little town near it.

26:05 Adam Oh, OK. But is it 122 degrees in the in the summer?

26:09 Caller No, I live in the mountains. Oh, so it's like, I don't know, at the most, like 92 here.

26:17 Drew What are you like, Idlewild or something? Where are you?

26:19 Caller I live I live 10 minutes from Idlewild. I live in Anza.

26:23 Adam Wow. And what are your what are your dad's? Is he like a date farmer or something? What does he do over there?

26:29 Caller No, he drives down to Palm Desert.

26:31 Caller He works at Costco.

26:33 Drew Of course, of course.

26:35 Adam And what are you guys doing? Just living you guys on the run from the feds or something? What are you doing up there?

26:40 Caller No, we have like a bunch of property up here. So like, well, we like California. Let's move up the mountain because my dad hates people.

26:50 Adam That's fantastic. You have a Waco situation over there. Just a matter of days. Don't call us if the shooting starts. We don't need that kind of liability.

26:59 Caller No, we just have to worry about like meth labs.

27:02 Adam Oh, yeah.

27:03 Caller We gotta worry about. Tweekerville, USA.

27:06 Adam Yeah, that's right. You mean your dad's meth lab, right?

27:09 Caller Oh, no.

27:10 God, no.

27:11 Adam Okay. All right. All right. So do you have a question for the Killers or you just want to kiss some ass?

27:17 Caller No. My question is, when did you guys start your band? Like, what was your inspiration?

27:25 Caller Well, three years ago is when this band started. But I think inspiration would just be from all of us loving music and wanting to create music that we liked and, you know, hopefully would reach people.

27:40 Caller So a lot of my friends think you sound like the Cure.

27:44 Caller We are big fans of the Cure. They've inspired us. Head on the Door is one of my favorite albums.

27:51 Caller I have all of them, every single one.

27:53 Adam You have all the Cure albums?

27:54 Caller Yep.

27:55 Adam Wow, you're old school, baby.

27:57 Caller Yeah, I have all the Ramones albums too.

28:00 Wow, all right.

28:01 Adam That's cool. That's good.

28:02 The Killers Sixteen, she's got a good start.

28:04 Yeah.

28:05 Drew What else can you do at Bonanza?

28:07 Adam Think about music. You got to have a nice eclectic collection. Rounds you out.

28:11 Caller Bonanza, all you have is music.

28:14 Adam And math, what about math?

28:16 Caller Oh, no.

28:18 Adam And what about dogs that walk sideways with their tails tucked in? You got those, right?

28:22 Come on, baby.

28:24 Adam I'm going to get you a dog that walks straight for your birthday, sweetie, with its tail sticks out. That's the thing. You want to live in a place where dogs' tails just wag out, just fly, just back. You go to a place where they're tucked in, that's a bad city. Something's wrong. Yeah. I went to a... I fell asleep on a beach in Tijuana once when I was about eight to seventeen or eighteen or something. I woke up. I mean, no, no, no, no. I mean, I didn't fall asleep. We just, we didn't, we went there to sleep. We used to go to Tijuana and we just bring our sleep. I didn't have a sleeping bag, actually, but I just had a blanket and a pillow and we'd just go get drunk in Tijuana and then we'd just go drive to the beach and crash out. And it was a safer place back then, you know, it was a different Tijuana. And yeah, there was no crime or prostitution or anything back then, you know, that was like the mid-80s or early 80s. And, but when I woke up on the beach, there were a bunch of those weird dogs circling around me, but they had the tail, like the tail wasn't down, you know, the tail is sucked up the ass, like they actually sucked their tail. You can see the tip of it out of their mouth. It's just, tail sucked in the ass and they walk sort of bent inside, they're bent a little bit and they walk sideways too. Always a bad town when they have the sideways walk and bent tail dog. And then good town, good town is that tail up in the air, just like the Archie's dog. The Archie's got a dog. What was that dog's name, Drew?

29:58 Drew Oh, I have no idea.

30:00 Adam Yeah, but that dog, that tail would be wagging, they would, that's a happy dog. Fat dogs whose tails are up in the air, going side to side. That's what we're looking for in a city.

30:09 Drew Speaking of which, I saw that chocolate lab again today that the Discovery Channel has.

30:13 The Killers Oh.

30:15 Drew That thing has doubled in size in like a week. It's crazy.

30:18 Adam It's not the dog that does yoga, though, is it?

30:20 Drew No, no, it's the one that really, that really, oh, you didn't get to see it. I think you were on stage. There's a cool chocolate lab.

30:25 Adam We did, Drew's doing a show for the Discovery Health.

30:30 Drew Yep. Oh, which finds me.

30:32 Adam Yeah.

30:32 Drew I've got to, I've got to answer something about that.

30:34 Adam All right, hurry.

30:35 Drew All right, I need a couple willing to get some coaching on mutual masturbation by a therapist for television. I know, but if somebody's, I know, if somebody's interested in that, then we got it. That's why, by the way, that's why I haven't been pimping that, because it's such a weird thing to ask for. I don't know what they're going for.

30:52 Adam We're not putting you on this show. We'll put you on Drew's TV show. Anyway, I'm doing a home improvement show on TLC, so we're both at the TLC Discovery, whatever, and I got a dog over there because Animal Discovery, what do they have? 700 stations?

31:08 Drew Yes, Animal Planet.

31:09 Adam Yeah. They have so many stations. They got animal stations, they got home improvement, they got travel, they got right nut and left nut. It's a separate channel. It's not just the testicle channel. They have the right and the left. It's all over the place, but they have a huge chocolate or puppy lab over there that evidently I missed when I was in New York. What's it doing, Drew? What's the dog doing?

31:34 Drew It just sort of makes the rounds and makes everybody go, well, we're going to talk about animals. I don't know. I never get to see what he does on stage. I always see him backstage.

31:43 Adam You know, it wouldn't be a bad plan just to travel around with like a three month old chocolate lab with the big paws and everything. Yeah. No matter what, like I just keep it around. If your wife caught you cheating or your boss went to fire you or anything, just pull the lab out and be like, you've betrayed me, you've broke.

31:59 Oh, hey, what do we have here? Who's this? Who's this? And they just start to start, look who's here.

32:08 Adam Daddy cheated. You know, but they'd be in a much better mood almost immediately.

32:12 Yeah.

32:13 Adam I would like to travel around with that lab, too. I saw the dog Drew that did yoga. I heard you see that dog.

32:19 Drew I didn't see it.

32:20 The Killers I heard about it. Yeah.

32:21 Adam I don't know what that that's a very calm.

32:24 The Killers It doesn't know what it's doing. It's just extremely flexible. Right.

32:27 Adam Right.

32:28 The Killers Yeah.

32:28 Adam Well, first off, what what dog can't get to itself already? I mean, what's dog even need you for? If you think about it, secondly, the dog is just comatose. It's not the yoga dog. It's just half dead. It's it's it's one of these things where it's like where they do a thing where they go like next up on the news, a squirrel that water skis. And you go, I got to see this. And then they just show a squirrel that's duct taped to a piece of wood being dragged behind a boat. It's like, that's a squirrel. It's not water skiing. It's not drowning. If it jumped off the piece of wood, it would drown. Now it's just hanging on for dear life while you drag it behind a jet ski. The dog that does yoga is kind of like that, too. It just sort of sits there while it's a kooky owner does yoga.

33:12 The Killers Yeah, exactly.

33:13 Adam All right. Let's hear a killer song.

33:15 Drew Great idea.

33:16 Adam Is that a good idea? All right. You cute up there, Missy?

33:20 Yes, I just want to tell you the I think the dog's name is Hot Dog. Is that the dog?

33:24 Adam That's the yoga dog?

33:25 No, that's the Archie's dog, I think.

33:28 Adam Oh, Hot Dog is the Archie's dog.

33:29 The white dog.

33:30 Adam Do you see that dog?

33:31 Yes.

33:31 The Killers Is that tail curled up in the air?

33:33 Well, I can find one.

33:34 Adam Go picture. Get a picture of the Archie's dog. Killers, go look at the Archie's dog. And then when you come back, you'll be like, Man, Adam, you are so right, my brother.

33:42 Caller Is that a good tale, the Archie's dog?

33:44 Adam Archie's dog is a good example of a tale. That's not the tucked in sideways tale. All right, Hot Fuss, name of the CD, and the song is Smile Like You Mean It. Yeah, the Killers, everybody. Another good song from the Killers in the studio tonight. We were just talking during the commercial about, or I'm sorry, during the song, about Dobermans. Remember when they would clip the Doberman's ears, Drew? Sure.

38:00 Drew Oh yeah. They don't anymore?

38:02 Adam I don't think they do it so much anymore. Well, maybe they do, but they would cut the Doberman's tail off and then cut their ears and then tape them up so they look smart. Yeah. Yeah. How come no one said anything about that?

38:14 The Killers I don't know.

38:16 Adam Okay. That's great radio, by the way, Drew.

38:18 Drew Great question, though.

38:19 Adam Great question.

38:19 The Killers Why is it done?

38:20 Adam Drew gets the big bucks for those kinds of answers.

38:25 Drew It's great bringing up Doberman's ears on Loveline. It's great.

38:28 Adam I thought you knew something about something other than human anatomy, but I guess I was wrong. So I'll just limit it to medical questions from now on.

38:35 Drew Thank you.

38:36 Adam That's it. It's good to know. I found out. Yeah. No.

38:39 Drew As you said last night, if I step one millimeter outside of my area of knowledge, it's like a retarded kid.

38:45 Adam It really is. Actually, you're being unfair to retarded kids.

38:49 Drew That's right.

38:50 Adam Michelle found a picture of a hot dog, the Archie's dog, with the bent tail. Killers took a look at it. Is that tail bent or is that tail bent?

38:59 The Killers Straight up.

39:00 Adam Straight up? Big curlicue, yeah.

39:02 The Killers Happy town.

39:02 Caller I think that's a happy town.

39:04 Adam You could live in that town.

39:05 Caller I could live in that town.

39:06 The Killers Everybody's happy, little dog is bouncing around.

39:09 Adam Dog's rocking. You guys could use a rocking dog on stage.

39:13 The Killers We're pretty, yeah.

39:14 Adam I mean, you guys rock, but it'd be nice to have an animal up there rocking too.

39:18 The Killers Well, we always thought that maybe we'd kind of take that Siegfried and Roy revival and maybe bring out a couple of white tigers down the road. We ever slow up and we need help with our stage actual.

39:30 Adam If you could rock an animal, though, you would be the ultimate rock band. You know what I mean? If there's an animal up there that was really... I don't think anyone's ever rocked an animal, but if you could rock an animal that would just let people know the killers were the greatest rock band of all time. You should find an animal, train it to rock.

39:46 The Killers Yeah.

39:47 Adam Okay.

39:47 The Killers I've been watching a lot of Animal Planet lately on this tour. That's all I've watched.

39:51 Adam They're ones you could train. They're ones that are trained. Not the panda.

39:54 The Killers They don't do anything.

39:55 Adam They're things like, kiss my ass. I'm eating some bamboo. And, oh, you think I'm going to F this other panda? Are you high? I don't get it on for anybody. And no, here's what the panda is saying. It's like, I'll bang this chick when I'm pulling out. What do you think of that? She's going to finish me orally.

40:13 Drew She's a panda.

40:14 Adam Watch all you want.

40:15 Drew Panda style.

40:16 Adam Fly them in from all over China. I'll bang them and I'll pull out right at the end. All right. Well, they really defy us, these pandas, on purpose. All we want is, and by the way, do we need extra ones of them? They're such a pain in the ass. You know what I mean? We need, it's like we want them to mate so we can get more of them, but all they do is abuse us, subtly abuse us. I don't need any more of that. I need more dogs with the tails that bend up, not more pandas. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks. We'll take a quick break. Killers in Steering the Night will be right back after this.

40:51 Drew Hello, who is this?

40:52 Caller This is Loveline.

40:53 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline will be right back.

41:02 Adam Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew in Detroit, Motor City. Drew, when are you coming back? Tomorrow?

41:10 Drew Tomorrow. I'm sorry you missed this. You would have liked all this car stuff here. It's amazing.

41:16 Adam Drew, if I've been to Detroit. Oh yeah, I have been to Detroit.

41:20 Drew You and I went to Eastern Michigan. I think we flew out of Detroit for that.

41:22 Adam No, you know, when I went to Detroit, Eminem is a crazy crank anchors fan and he wanted to do some crank anchors sessions. So we went out to Detroit and did some, went to a studio and stuff. Eminem is a interesting guy. He makes $200 million a year and eats a Taco Bell exclusively.

41:42 Drew Nice.

41:42 Adam He's a Mountain Dew man, you know.

41:45 The Killers The Baja Blast.

41:46 Adam The thing about Taco Bell too is Taco Bell isn't, you know, it ain't Carl's Jr. on the price. I mean, it's a cup, I mean, you get 29 cents, you pretty much fix for the afternoon.

41:57 The Killers I'll tell you what, you know, we do a lot of touring and a lot of traveling and we always had like, I think we always had high hopes for Europe and, you know, exploring foods and things like that. But, you know, we're out for so long, there's nothing like Taco Bell when you get back from Europe.

42:15 Adam I'm down with that too.

42:16 Caller The empanada, they have this empanada. It's what is that, apple caramel empanada right now, go around Taco Bell.

42:23 Adam You get that.

42:24 Caller It's unreal.

42:25 Drew Adam and I have not been able to get over the fact that they gave up the Enchirito.

42:29 Adam Well, Taco Bell and I parted ways when they gave up the Bell Beef many years ago, but then I came back to them.

42:37 The Killers They had the grilled stuffed fajita burrito, which was one of my favorites. Double decker.

42:42 Adam Taco Bells all used to have a fire pit in front of them way back in the day. Imagine that, by the way, in today's litigious society, where you can't get a beer in a bottle at a ball game anymore for fear someone's going to throw it out on the field. Imagine just a huge wall of fire in front of your fast food restaurant. I mean, it was a pit. It was six foot around. It had a gas burner in it. And it had these lava rocks. It had lava rocks. What happened to lava rocks, Drew? Everything lava used to be big. Lava lamps, lava rocks, everything was lava. No lava anymore. It's like we've we've we've forgot about poor lava. But they'd fire this thing up and it would just be a big fire pit. And you'd just put your straw out there and melt your straw junk in it. And kids would be standing up on the edge walking around. And now you'll still see some of the old taco bells, but they'll have like a planter in there or something. It'll be that's how you know it's an old.

43:41 Caller I like the old Taco Bell. It has a look.

43:44 Adam Yeah, it used to be brown.

43:46 The Killers No purple.

43:46 Adam It used to be brown yellow. I know kids today, they don't know from old school Taco Bell.

43:51 The Killers I never knew about the fire pit.

43:52 Adam They.

43:53 Drew Oh, yeah.

43:53 Adam Oh, you know, I could be like like an old sage coming down from the mountain explaining Taco Bell to the kids. They all sat around me.

44:01 The Killers After the show, take us out and we'll go look for the old.

44:04 Adam I smoke a pipe. My young child. You know nothing of my old Bell B for ways in it. Sure, it does. They had tortillas. They were flat. They called them to status. The town rejoiced. It was good.

44:18 Caller There was actually a bell to a bell.

44:21 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See, it used to be that different restaurants had their different shapes. And so you could tell when you were stoned from a long distance away what you're heading for, like you knew like a wiener. Schnitzel had the big pointy thing. Arby's had their own shape.

44:38 The Killers Yeah, the 10 gallon had.

44:39 Adam IHOP had their own shape. Taco Bell had their own shape. And then places started folding. And so places started buying other shapes. And the next thing you know, you got a Taco Bell and the derwiner schnitzel thing and everything's thrown off now. No, I can't focus anymore. No more fire pits, no more Bell beefers. And now look where we are. We've spiraled into a world where I didn't want to talk about it. I wouldn't raise a kid in this environment.

45:04 Drew A world where people don't even remember the Enchirito.

45:08 Adam That's why it's so important to keep our past alive, Drew. You know what I'm saying?

45:12 Drew The Enchirito traditions.

45:14 Adam I'm just saying when you forget about the past, that's the danger. You could repeat it. There could be another Enchirito. You see what I'm saying? It's like the Holocaust, Drew. We need an Enchirito museum with a Bell beaver exhibit. I'll be the curator. All right. Let's man. I'm hungry. I can really go for some Mexican food. I know. All right. Well, let's take a question. Oh, man, we got like 20 seconds.

45:42 Drew We have no time.

45:43 Adam Oh, quiet down. Internet dating. Here's one we could take. Take a quick Dave.

45:49 Caller What's up? Yes, I am. All right.

45:52 Adam Our feelings on Internet dating.

45:55 Yeah.

45:57 Caller I had several different theories from different people. I've had friends that have met people and have been married happily for several years off of the Internet.

46:07 Adam All right, Dave. Dave, you didn't call to hear your own crappy theory, so did you? Yeah.

46:11 Caller Exactly.

46:12 Adam You called me on my crappy theories.

46:13 Drew Chat rooms are a bad idea, but some of these services are good.

46:17 Adam I hear some of the services are good. I think the rule of thumb is the person has to be in your city. You're calling from Sacramento. Don't get hooked up with someone from Denver. Spend a ton on a creative fantasy relationship and then hate each other when you see each other in the airport.

46:33 Drew Have a flash meeting quickly and meet in a very public place.

46:37 Adam That's right. That's right.

46:39 Caller I've met people up.

46:40 Adam That's good enough. Just keep it. Internet dating. Yeah, don't meet in some alley at four in the morning and meet people that are in your city, and that sounds good enough from now. Pillars in studio tonight. We'll be right back with more fast food talk on your fast food show after this. Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. That's Dr. Drew in Detroit. Three hours difference where we are. Yes, Drew?

47:31 Drew Nice.

47:32 Adam Yeah. The killers, Brandon, Ronnie, in here tonight. They're going to be on the Tonight Show tonight, going to be on the Leno Show tonight. And we had a lot of fast food talk, Drew, while you're, you're going. Oh, really?

47:45 Drew What did you decide?

47:47 Adam Well, what didn't we decide? We covered beverages and Bell Beefers and Del Taco and, I mean, we're all over the place. Yeah, it was a heated discussion. Oh, it was a passionate discussion. Brandon cried at a certain point. Held them. We got, you know, we got back on the same page.

48:06 The Killers We held them.

48:08 Adam Yeah, but we're all hungry now, Drew. That's what we've decided.

48:11 Drew I'm with you.

48:13 Adam All right. Don't you think, don't you think the allure of fast food is not really that it's food and not really that it's fast, but just that it's its own thing. It's like a Twinkie is a Twinkie. It's not a pastry. If it was pastry, it'd be horrible pastry, but it's not. It transcends pastry. It's a Twinkie.

48:31 The Killers It's a brand. It's a kind of food.

48:33 Adam Like if you're, if you're going to do, if you're going to open a fast food chain, you shouldn't try to make the best burger or the best taco. You should make your own taco and your own burger. Get the kids hooked on it. And then you're in, because you can, I mean, when you start craving McDonald's, you're not craving a hamburger.

48:51 The Killers No.

48:51 Adam You're creating, you're craving a McDonald's. Yeah, and you can't make a McDonald's burger at home. You can't even come close. You can make a burger that's 10 times as good. It's just not a McDonald's burger. And that's what you want. That's what you want. That's, that's, that's the drug part of it. Yeah.

49:06 Yeah.

49:06 Adam All right. Question for the killers. Let's talk to poor Jerika, who was molested many years ago and has been on hold for 75 minutes. Jerika.

49:17 Yeah.

49:18 Adam What's up, baby? Oh, you got that little girl voice.

49:21 A little bit.

49:22 Adam Yeah. What happened? Who molested you?

49:29 Um, it was actually my stepdad. I want to ride the pony, daddy.

49:34 The Killers Yeah.

49:34 Adam Yeah. That's it. That was came from like a 28-year-old chick, by the way.

49:38 The Killers That's right.

49:39 Adam So when you get molested, you get locked into the age you got molested. So you sound like you're whatever age that was like Jerica was a little later. Keep talking. Let's see if we can guess what age.

49:54 Um, when you want me to talk about, I mean you're a little older.

49:58 Adam Yeah. You're nine. Yeah. I was thinking nine too. How old were you when your stepdad molested you?

50:03 Um, well I was actually molested by two different people. My stepdad was, I was probably about nine. Um, And I actually got molested by a different family member when I was like three or four.

50:17 Caller Ooh.

50:19 Adam What family member was that?

50:21 Um, it was my grandfather.

50:23 Drew Oh my God. That's your mom's father, no doubt.

50:27 Yeah.

50:27 Adam Yeah, because your mom picked the guy, the second guy. So your mom got molested by your grandfather as well.

50:35 Yeah.

50:36 Adam That's how it works. And then she brings home the molesting guy. Now, your biological dad, either he just never was on the scene, or he wasn't abusive enough and your mom cut him loose.

50:50 Yeah, he was what he said, working late all the time. Um, and he worked late. Yeah, well, and he, um, my mom never said that he hit her, but I know that he did. So he was physically abusive, but he was never like sexually abusive.

51:10 Drew How do you know that he hit her?

51:12 Huh?

51:13 Drew How do you know that he hit her?

51:15 Because I remember, I vaguely remember, I was like, I was like five or six when they got divorced, but I remember sitting at the bottom of the stairs and just crying, listening to them fight. And she was yelling at him and stuff and said, don't you ever hit me again.

51:31 Drew All right.

51:31 Adam So your family's just sort of a big pile of white trash losers.

51:35 Not really. No, not like my mom's side of the family is actually really classy.

51:42 Drew And I mean, they've no dad waited till you were free to molest you. Randall.

51:47 Adam Yeah. Oh, sir. Yes. Sir Walter Raleigh. Yeah. Who said chivalry was dead? He waited till she was three. A delightful guy. I hear violins whenever I think of that side of the family. People in ascots being chauffeured around in Bentley's wearing tweed jackets. Yes, I see him now. Too sad. What? So now what's up? Are you out of the house?

52:13 Oh, yeah. I live with my fiancee. We live in our own house together.

52:17 Drew What's his deal?

52:19 Adam I don't trust him.

52:20 Drew Yeah, me neither.

52:21 You don't trust him?

52:22 Drew Well, nonetheless, you have some treatment.

52:25 Excuse me?

52:26 Adam Have you had therapy? Have you had a lot of therapy?

52:28 Oh, yeah.

52:29 Adam OK. All right.

52:30 Good. My grandfather actually went to jail.

52:34 Adam Good.

52:35 My stepdad is been in and out of jail, violated probation, and now it's kind of he's going to court and stuff to figure out where they're going to put him now, hopefully in prison. But it was court ordered therapy and I went for a couple of years.

52:54 Drew OK.

52:54 Adam Well, why? Why are you engaged at such a young age at 18?

53:00 Drew To escape that white trash family. That's not really white trash, though, Adam.

53:03 Adam How do you I know? But why? Yeah. Why do you have to get engaged? Why do you just live with the guy?

53:08 Well, because I love him. I mean, it was I didn't plan on getting married until I was like twenty five. And I met him two weeks before he graduated from high school.

53:21 Drew That explains everything. Yes, of course.

53:23 Adam I see. All right. Well, are you going to get married? Because we're just worried you're going to cramp out some kids and screw them up.

53:31 No, no, definitely not. We're not going to we're not planning on having kids for a few years and I'm on birth control and everything.

53:38 Adam All right. Very good.

53:39 Yeah, we're getting married in July.

53:42 Adam In July, all right. All right. And you know the thing that's weird? I'm going to put you on hold for a second. I understand the chicks that come from sort of chaotic environments. They're looking to sort of escape this and all that kind of stuff. And they're 18 and they're hell bent on getting married and playing playing family and all that kind of stuff. Where are these dudes coming from? Yeah. Where the 18, 19 year old guys are like, Oh baby, let's tie the knot. Like I understand there's a lot of doofus guys out there that are just calling it a life at 20. And I don't mean, Oh, you got to have sex with other women. I just mean, what's in it for you as a guy to get married at 18 or 19? First off, you have the best excuse in the world. Hello, I'm 18. I don't have a job for Christ's sake. I'm just pretty much finishing out my paper route. I'm just getting laid, you know, it's like what, you know, what's in it for the guys? Where are they coming from? Why are they doing it?

54:42 Drew There's a whole segment, Adam, in America, where people just think that after high school, you get married. That's it. You just do that. A lot of people do that.

54:50 Adam I know it's like it's like, are we what year are we in? We're in the 50s, 40s, like these guys going off to war. Like, what's what's going on?

54:59 Drew Yeah, it's weird, huh?

55:00 Adam All right, Jerrica. Yeah, that stuff wouldn't work here in SoCal. I'll tell you that right now. So you're going to get married, you're on birth control, and your question is, you're afraid to take showers?

55:14 Well, no, not afraid to take showers. It's kind of evolved over the past few years, like, well, in scary movies and things, just terrorized my life. But I've always been afraid at the dark, ever since I was little. Yeah, sure.

55:33 Drew I mean, that's probably when grandpa, well, but grandpa probably did his thing in the dark.

55:37 Adam Yeah.

55:37 Right. It was like, it was almost like a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde thing. He was like the most amazing grandpa during the day. And then at night he was just kind of creepy and gross, but.

55:49 Adam My family was the same, except for they were crappy during the day too.

55:54 Drew Yeah, they were sort of gross at night.

55:55 Adam Mr. Hyde, Mr. Hyde was kind of their thing.

55:58 Well, it's, cause my husband works this wing shift at his work. And so I don't stay at my house.

56:06 Adam He's working, he's working in the middle of the night. So you're freaked out.

56:10 Right. Cause I go home by myself and we don't buy me a dog because I had a roommate and I kicked her out and I had to buy me a dog because I'm scared to go home and be by myself. And you know, it's, I mean, cause it's.

56:23 Adam All right. All right. Hey Jerrica, here's the thing. I know I keep harping on this. You need a little more therapy. You're 18, you got molested by two male figures in your life. You shouldn't be anywhere near fixed at this point. You're a smart person. I can hear that. You've gotten some therapy and you got a nice little foothold, but you need more therapy. And people that are scared of the dark aren't supposed to be getting married. You're supposed to have a nightlife and you're supposed to have your huggy boogie.

56:54 Drew You're Mormon?

56:56 Adam All right.

56:56 I'm not scared when he's there.

56:59 Drew You're Mormon?

56:59 Adam Okay.

57:00 I'm just scared when I'm by myself.

57:01 Adam All right. Sorry Anderson, it's not working. But Arnold, that's not Drew. That's a drop of Drew. And it's the first time it hasn't worked.

57:09 Drew You're Mormon?

57:10 Adam All right. I'm going to try one more time. Jerrica, Drew has a question.

57:16 Drew You're Mormon? Yeah.

57:18 Adam Okay. All right. It worked that time.

57:21 Drew She said yes.

57:22 Adam She said yes. We never hear yes. All right. What's the answer? More therapy. Well. She was traumatized and she's now scared to be alone. And that makes sense.

57:35 Drew I know, but therapy may not do anything for that. And it's just, you know.

57:40 Adam What do you do? I mean, this is why molesters need to be punished in a sort of all-encompassing way, because they do their work when the kid's five years old and then have a good life. And when the kid's 75, they have dreams about it. I mean, it is the gift that keeps giving. And not only does it become the kid's problem, it becomes the kid's spouse's problem, the kid's kids' problems, society's problems. It's all our problems now, because you need to lead your magic.

58:15 Drew The molester was abused too, though.

58:17 Adam Yeah, I know. And that's why it's sort of sad and sort of tough to figure out what to do with them. But on the other hand, it's like Old Yeller. They got bit by the bear, and now he's got rabies. He's a good dog, but we gotta put him down.

58:35 Drew What are you gonna do?

58:35 Adam So we gotta put him down. He's a good dog, make a bell beaver out of him. Yes, Drew.

58:42 Drew Or they can get treatment. You know, that's the crazy thing is that...

58:45 Adam Who can get treatment?

58:46 Drew People abuse survivors. I mean, you're basically saying that our last caller should be put down, too, just in case she becomes a problem.

58:52 Adam I hope that was clear, yeah. No, yes, they need to get treatment, but once they start lashing out, I wonder if it's gone, if you get beyond a point of repair. You know what I mean? And there's also a weird, there's a weird threshold. I imagine it would be the same with killing as it is in molestation or almost any crime. There's a sort of barrier between the first time you do something and when you actually do it.

59:22 Drew It's like, you know, it's interesting. Yeah, it's like a fetish. You know, once you get going with it, it kind of takes over.

59:28 Adam Right, there's a threshold that you cross, like all serial killers, basically, they sit around thinking about killing for 20 years, then they kill their first hooker, and now it's game on. They've busted their hymen and they're becoming whores now. It's basically the way it works, and I think it, I kind of feel it's the same way with like molestation, and then once you get to serial killer, you gotta put them down.

59:51 Drew Right, but isn't it interesting, though, that it's almost very similar in terms of the way, say, sexual addiction evolves. They start out, they're just, you know, they start out, they're just goofing around on the internet, and then all of a sudden they're chatting with people, and then they're meeting people, and then they're doing stuff. It just, we evolve that way as humans. The idea is to don't get the ball rolling.

1:00:10 Adam Well, that is a very, very good point. And I'm saying that to me, because I brought it up. I feel like I brought this up. So, Adam, that's a great point.

1:00:19 Drew Thank you, thank you very much.

1:00:21 Adam Fantastic. Did you do something near here? No, but thanks for noticing anyway. Yeah, it's like these people that are into whatever fetish, they just fancize about it for 20 years, and all of a sudden they go to some club, and they're pulling some fat chick around like a pony, and next thing you know, they're in. Now they're at the club every week, and that's it. So everybody who's thinking about crossing that threshold into killing or picking up the crack pipe or putting the nephew on your knee and giving him a goose or pulling the fat chick around in the cart as the pony, you need to stop. That's where you need to stop, because once you cross over, then the shame and everything comes in, and then you actually do more of it.

1:01:05 Drew Right, exactly. Adam, you seem to know a little bit about this. It's sort of frightened me a little bit. I got a little chill.

1:01:10 Adam I crossed my shame threshold many years ago, Drew.

1:01:13 Drew I see.

1:01:14 Adam But I'm not well enough to talk about on the area.

1:01:17 Drew Okay. I understand.

1:01:19 Adam Am I cool? All right, got a question for the killers, by the way. Daniela?

1:01:27 Caller Hi.

1:01:28 Adam What's up?

1:01:28 Caller Nothing, what's up?

1:01:30 Adam Seventeen.

1:01:31 Caller Yeah.

1:01:32 Adam You call them from Beverly Hills?

1:01:34 Caller Yes.

1:01:35 Adam Do you go to Beverly Hills High?

1:01:36 Caller Yeah.

1:01:37 Adam It's awesome over there. That's where the swim gym is.

1:01:41 The Killers Yeah.

1:01:42 Adam Floor opens up in the gymnasium.

1:01:45 Drew Yeah, as I say, from It's a Wonderful Life.

1:01:47 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the gym floor opens up. There's a swimming pool underneath there. I like it. Yeah. They have mermaids in there. Go ahead, Daniela. But they also have this refinery. They have their own oil pump.

1:02:02 Drew What?

1:02:03 Adam Yeah, you don't know about that?

1:02:05 Drew No.

1:02:06 Adam Drew, you don't know there's an oil derrick on Beverly Hills High?

1:02:09 Drew That's too funny.

1:02:11 Adam Yeah. And what's her name is Aaron Brockovich is like trying to trying to sue the city and stuff because old alumni got cancer and stuff. She's claiming it's like, you know, carcinogens floating around.

1:02:24 Drew Oh, my.

1:02:24 Adam You didn't know any of that?

1:02:25 Drew I did not.

1:02:27 Adam Daniella.

1:02:28 Caller Yeah.

1:02:28 Adam Am I wrong?

1:02:29 Caller No, you're right.

1:02:30 Adam Thanks, baby doll.

1:02:31 Caller Yeah.

1:02:33 Adam All right. Boy, I'm rangy tonight. I'll tell you what. Carcinogens, Bell beefers.

1:02:38 Drew I'm a little bit of a dog with the tails up their ass.

1:02:41 Adam I got so much range tonight.

1:02:44 All right. Go ahead, Daniela.

1:02:47 Caller Well, I have a question for the killers. What kind of music, what type of music do you guys, like who are you guys listening to right now?

1:02:55 The Killers Brandon's having a cough attack, so I'm going to field this one.

1:02:57 Adam Brandon's got TB. That right. Who do you have, everyone goes, we listen to all kinds of music, but who's in your CD rotation right now?

1:03:08 The Killers I just bought the new British C-Power records. It's called Open Season. They're an English band from Brighton. They actually gave us our first tour.

1:03:18 Adam Oh, they did?

1:03:19 The Killers Our first official tour was with British C-Power. They've got another record out called The Decline of British C-Power. But this new record, Open Season, is really, really good. This is So Jealous by Tegan and Sarah, who are on tour with us right now.

1:03:38 Adam So, it's nice that you like the people you're touring with.

1:03:40 The Killers Yeah. We pick all the bands.

1:03:42 Adam Yeah, but you feel you burn out on them and get disillusioned.

1:03:46 The Killers Yeah, a little of that.

1:03:47 Caller Also, can you guys get me into your show this week, guys?

1:03:51 The Killers Oh my God. Did my mom put you up to this one?

1:03:54 Caller Oh no, it was sold out.

1:03:56 The Killers I know.

1:03:58 I really want to see you guys.

1:03:59 The Killers Sure. Where? The Wiltern?

1:04:01 Caller Yeah.

1:04:02 The Killers What's your name?

1:04:04 Caller Daniela.

1:04:05 The Killers What's your last name?

1:04:06 Are you serious?

1:04:07 Adam We'll put you on hold if the band is going to do something for you.

1:04:11 Caller Oh my God. Thank you so much.

1:04:13 Caller And you should buy The Kings of Leon.

1:04:15 The Killers Yeah. The new The New Kings of Leon record is.

1:04:17 Adam Here's the thing. You're going to have to show up and present the Kings of Leon CD or you'll not be able to get it.

1:04:23 Caller Yeah. I agree with that.

1:04:25 Adam All right.

1:04:26 Caller Okay. I will.

1:04:27 Adam Can you do that?

1:04:27 Caller I'll do anything.

1:04:29 Adam And I'm going to need a bell beaver in the pronto.

1:04:31 The Killers Three of those, please.

1:04:32 Adam We need three bell beavers and three suicides. Easy on the mountain to do, though. Okay.

1:04:39 The Killers All right.

1:04:39 Adam So you have to bring the Kings of Leon CD and we'll put you on hold and we'll probably forget about you for like 40 minutes, but then someone will remember and then someone will work it out so you can get in. She's 17. She's cool, right?

1:04:53 The Killers All ages thing, right? Yeah, we're getting a thumbs up from our possible.

1:04:57 Adam And no one else call about this because this will be the last person that gets in.

1:05:00 Caller Thank you so much. I love you guys. You guys are all so hot.

1:05:04 Adam It's so I know you just mean the band, but it's nice when you hear about a young white girl calling from Beverly Hills and you can really reach out and do something, make a difference. You know what I mean? These people. I know I'm scared. I'll get.

1:05:18 The Killers We need to help those poor kids in Beverly.

1:05:20 Adam I don't want to say, you know, I'm sort of feeling emotional and I don't want to make a fool of myself. But and I don't get serious on the show too often. But these young, attractive girls go to Beverly Hills High. They just they don't have what you and I had. They don't have the opportunities that we had growing up in North Hollywood in Henderson.

1:05:37 The Killers You know, that's why we feel obligated to give.

1:05:40 Adam I think there's a certain responsibility you take on when you form a band.

1:05:44 The Killers Yeah.

1:05:45 Adam And I think reaching out and don't look at it as a gift, but look at it not as not as a hand out, but a hand.

1:05:51 The Killers A hand.

1:05:52 Adam If this could make a difference, if this could get her back on her feet, you know, right now, she's probably just driving a BMW with a sunroof. If she could get a convertible or something like that next year, if this could inspire her to step up to, let's say, the seventh series from the five series, something like that, you know, then you'll make such an impact in her life. So that's really important. So you hang on, sweetie. We're going to do what we can. Be strong. Yeah. Be strong and just hold out. And remember, never give up hope. Never.

1:06:21 Drew All right.

1:06:22 Adam The Killers in studio tonight, very powerful show tonight.

1:06:26 Drew We'll moving.

1:06:28 Adam Take ourselves a little break and we'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Drew in Detroit. Brandon and Ronnie here tonight. They are from The Killers, of course. We'll hear something else off the CD, Hot Fuss. And just, I think what we'll do is we'll take ourselves a phone call. We'll play some Germany or Florida, and then we'll hear a killer song. Here's how Germany or Florida works. All bizarre stories either emanate from Germany or Florida. Whenever something is, you know, the occult, the macabre, the completely effed up, somebody, you know, when somebody like cuts their penis off and cooks it and eats it, it's either Germany or Florida. And I get the feeling like Germany is Europe's Florida. You know, I mean, we have our Florida out here. That's the European's Florida. But in terms of weird, that's where the weirdos congregated do the effed up stuff. Now every city in every country has, you know, they have murders and rapists and stuff, but they take it to a new level. These places. So the person tells us the story and then we guess. Is it Germany or is it Florida? Jeff?

1:07:59 Caller Yeah, what's up?

1:08:00 Adam 16?

1:08:02 Caller Yes.

1:08:03 Adam What's up? Yes, you're on with the killers. Dr. Drew and the Vicar of Christ. Go ahead.

1:08:07 Caller Hello, doctor. All right. Yeah, mom sells daughters for car and prostitution. The mother is under arrest, accused of selling a 12-year-old daughter into prostitution and trading a 14-year-old daughter for a car. The 39-year-old woman is charged with child abuse and sexual performance by a child. She's currently being held... Oops, blocked that out. All right. The youngest girl and her mother were living out of their car and the prostituting was for food and an occasional shower at the men's home. The youngest daughter is currently three months pregnant, the report said. And the girl was 11 when her mother first forced her to have sex with a man. The older daughter refused to be used as a prostitute and was allegedly sold for a car. She was sold to a man for mercury, police said, but he never gave the mother of the vehicle. Germany or Florida?

1:08:53 Adam All right.

1:08:53 Caller Florida.

1:08:54 Drew I think I've heard about this one.

1:08:55 Adam I happen to know... I mean, I don't like the stereotype, but I know these are either Jews or Asians. Yeah, yeah. Let's face it. Come on, everybody. I know we have to close our eyes and pretend like we don't know, but come on. It's Jews or it's Asians. They just don't have Asians in Germany.

1:09:15 Drew Well, here's the deal. In Germany, they do weird, f-ed up stuff, but they don't go this way. You know what I mean? They don't give the kid stuff so much.

1:09:26 Adam Yeah, they don't... You know what? They don't slum it over there. They get weird. They get artsy weird. They don't get slum it. This is crack pipe.

1:09:35 Caller And do they have mercurys in Germany?

1:09:38 Drew That's a decent point.

1:09:39 Caller He slipped up on the mercury.

1:09:41 Adam Solid point.

1:09:42 Caller Yes, cougar, all right.

1:09:43 Adam Yeah, cougar, although we do...

1:09:46 The Killers Nobody lives in their car.

1:09:47 Adam We have... No, they don't. They'd be smart to with no speed limit. Because you could sleep and go 180. And you couldn't get a ticket.

1:09:56 Caller Checking out Bikini Girl.

1:09:57 Adam We have tons of... We got tons of German cars here, but I don't think they're stupid enough to import any mercurys over there. So I think we're all going to go with Florida on this one, Jeff. All right, buddy.

1:10:10 Caller Another question. Drew, I heard you got a CD from the Kansas show, an old episode. Any follow up on that?

1:10:16 Drew I haven't heard yet. It's not even a CD. It's actually a cassette.

1:10:19 Caller All right. Because if I'm a Loveline companion, those S'plosers, I want to get a copy of that. I want to pass that on.

1:10:24 Drew I'll bring it in on Sunday night. All right.

1:10:27 Adam I have no idea what you're talking about. But S'ploser is a word I made up, which is... S'ploser. It's the guys who hang out, who want to get the hot chick. When we have chicks, they're on the cover of Stuff magazine or any Blender or any of these guy magazines. There's always the S'plosers hanging out, who want to get it signed. It's part spaz, all loser. Yeah. S'ploser. It's unfair just to call them losers, because they're spazzy, too. You know what I mean? Creepy. Yeah, they're creepy, dicey, and they're 46 and live at home. They're kind of spazzy. But S'ploser, I think, covers it. Always nice when I have to see them out in the parking lot after calling them S'plosers for two hours, yes, Drew? Always uncomfortable? Thank God they can't kick any ass or I'd be screwed. All right, let's hear ourselves a killer song. Killers not S'plosers. They would be the antithesis of S'plosers. Yes?

1:11:26 Drew Yes, we are.

1:11:27 The Killers We are S'plenners.

1:11:29 Adam Yeah, they're S'plenners, not S'plosers.

1:11:31 The Killers Spaz winners.

1:11:33 Adam Spaz winners. Yeah, Drew, quick, buddy. See what happens when you don't smoke pot? Yep. Pow, catch right on. You're not creative, but when other people are being creative, you pick up on it fast.

1:11:43 Caller That's right. Buy it.

1:11:45 Adam That's right. You buy right into other people's creativity. Smart, Drew. All right, we're going to hear a little something off of Hot Fuzz, and this one is called All These Things That I've Done. Yeah, everyone, Killers in studio tonight. Two shows, Saturday Night at the Will-Turn. By the way, they, I mean, you've arrived. That just means the theater's not, it hasn't been a theater big enough to hold you guys. You have to have two shows. Three. That's awesome. Well, two on a Saturday, and then three the-

1:16:41 The Killers I was trying to make myself feel better about that.

1:16:45 Adam I didn't even know bands were just talking during the song, and the killer's going to be at the Will Turn Theater. Boy, do you know the story behind the name of that theater, Drew? It's an amazingly creative name. It's on Western and Wilshire. Oh, of course. Will Turn and then Turn. It's awesome. Talk about creative.

1:17:06 Caller Woo.

1:17:07 Adam Amazing. So you can only imagine the kind of vibe that place has. But it's a cool old theater. These guys are going to play a 7 o'clock show and 11 o'clock show. And I don't know, maybe I haven't been around enough, but I haven't heard of bands doing that that often. Is that a common practice or do you guys do it quite a bit?

1:17:27 Caller We've done it a few times.

1:17:30 The Killers What's the first one? Was that The Troubadour? I think. Yeah, we did it at The Troubadour. We did it in England a couple of times, I think.

1:17:41 Adam Is it better or worse? I mean, or the same? I mean, in a way, are you tired for the second show or do you feel like you've just had a full-blown dress rehearsal and you're ready to go?

1:17:52 The Killers Yeah, I don't know. It's cool. I like it. It gives us more days off. It doesn't... Both shows are so different. Yeah, it's weird. You get a different... It's really different.

1:18:04 Adam But you don't have to do like... We've seen these touring schedules where every single day for like 28 days straight is a gig. If you piggyback a few of them, you can get a day off.

1:18:15 The Killers That's why we do it.

1:18:17 Adam Yeah, and why not? Because work day is a work day whether you're doing seven hours or 12 hours, right?

1:18:21 The Killers Yeah, and also for the people who go and see the concerts, it might be convenient for them to go see it later.

1:18:27 Adam Do you have people hiding out in the bathroom though trying with their feet up, trying to hang out for the second one? That's a good...

1:18:35 The Killers Yeah, that's a good one, man.

1:18:36 Adam That's a good move. Yeah, there used to be more of that. Yeah, go ahead and try that. Everyone go to the 7 o'clock show, then go to the bathroom, then stand on the toilet and squat there for over three hours, and you see the next show. All right, so you have a question for the killers. I'm just going to go by who's been on hold the longest.

1:18:54 Drew Adam, can I share something with you?

1:18:55 Adam Sure.

1:18:56 Drew I've been going out in these hotel, and in the middle of the night here, these crazy huge hotels, and when I walk out every night, they play music, you know, this goofy, weird, listen to this.

1:19:10 Adam Yeah.

1:19:11 Drew It's spooky when they're-

1:19:12 Adam Mew jazz.

1:19:13 Drew Yeah, it's spooky, though, when you walk in a giant hotel, and there's just music everywhere, and that's it, nothing else.

1:19:19 Adam It sort of adds a surreal quality to the whole experience, doesn't it?

1:19:23 Drew Yeah, absolutely.

1:19:24 Adam And there's some guys pushing one of those carpet shampooers. Is there anyone doing work? Like, usually the guys who work on carpets, if you work on carpets in a hotel, your window is like 3 a.m. to 7 a.m. You do your work in the middle of the night. Yeah, you're like Count Dracula, the carpet cleaner. That'd be a decent name for your company. So, yeah, Drew, is there anything you want to tell us about? Anything weird in the hotel?

1:19:56 Drew There's a guy doing the, it's not a carpet cleaner, it's like a giant floor cleaner. Those huge, like you push those, they look like something, yeah, buffers should be driving around in the street, but they push them.

1:20:04 Adam Yeah, yeah, they should get those automated. They got those little vacuums that buzz around your house now with the brain. Why not just get the buffer? Let's just put everyone out of work.

1:20:15 The Killers What creepy dudes.

1:20:17 Adam When I used to clean carpets, it was always awesome. When you'd clean a restaurant in the middle of the night, fire up the grill, get the shake machine going, just go sick. Yeah, we used to do hamburger hamlets and other restaurants. You do pizza huts. You couldn't really make a pizza, but if there was a bar, we'd get loaded. They just lock you in there in the middle of the night. They give you the keys and just throw the keys in the mail slot when you leave because you can only do it when no one's around. It's what you call a perk, Drew. Seven bucks an hour and all the burgers you could whip up on the grill.

1:20:57 Drew Nice.

1:20:58 Adam Yeah.

1:20:58 Drew Think about the wisdom of that thing. A bunch of 20-year-old guys and lock them in a restaurant in the middle of the night.

1:21:03 Adam Well, what are they going to do? What's their choice? They can't do it during the day and the manager never wanted to hang out and watch you clean the carpets until four in the morning. You want to go home. Weirdest gig is I cleaned a Fredericks of Hollywood's carpets. Once right in the middle of Hollywood Boulevard.

1:21:22 The Killers Some people hiding out in the bathroom.

1:21:23 Adam Weirdos just banging on the window all night. You open? Yeah.

1:21:27 Drew Oh my God.

1:21:29 Adam Yeah, people want to buy crotchless panties and stuff at 1 a.m. Had to move all the rack, the carpet's hot pink. Had to move all the racks from one side to the other side of the store and then clean the hot pink carpet. It was weird. It was kind of sensual in a way.

1:21:46 Drew Oh, please. Oh, my God. Stay calm.

1:21:50 Adam All right. All right. All right. You know, I have sensitive nipples. Do I ever tell you that?

1:21:54 Drew I know. Yeah, you have told me that. I vomited several times thinking about it.

1:21:57 Adam I know. It's not a crime. I'm not going to lie about that. A sensual man with sensual, sensitive nipples. Krista?

1:22:05 Yes.

1:22:06 Adam You're 19?

1:22:07 Caller Yes, sir.

1:22:08 Adam What's up?

1:22:10 Caller First of all, killers love you. You're going through my town on my birthday. I absolutely adore you.

1:22:15 Adam She's calling from Washington.

1:22:16 Caller What was that?

1:22:17 Adam You're calling from Washington state?

1:22:20 Caller Yeah. Portland, Oregon. So, to cross the river from me. Perfect.

1:22:24 Caller But not going to beg for tickets.

1:22:25 Caller I'll buy them from scalpers like everybody else.

1:22:27 Adam Smart.

1:22:29 Caller But my question is that I have... I dated this guy two years ago. We broke up because I ended up cheating on him because I was young and stupid. We were friends. We've been best friends for two years. We never stopped our friendship. And he got into drugs and I dabbled in cocaine with him and then he got into heroin.

1:22:54 Caller Good boy.

1:22:55 Caller What was that? My boyfriend, yes.

1:22:58 Adam Yeah. Now what?

1:23:00 Caller Now he's quit using all forms of drugs, but we're moving to Louisiana in the matter of about a month here. And I'm just, I'm kind of paranoid or I don't think necessarily paranoid, but really worried about.

1:23:16 Adam All right. Hold on. Hold on. What? Quiet. How did he quit the heroin? He just decided to stop? Just cold.

1:23:24 Caller He completely quit in cold.

1:23:26 Adam No, no way. He wants some treatment.

1:23:29 Caller He didn't go through methadone or anything. He's been clean for two months now.

1:23:34 Adam Well, how, how?

1:23:35 Drew He's smoking a lot of pot though. He's smoking pot to get by.

1:23:37 Adam Drinking a lot?

1:23:39 Caller No, actually, he's slowed down on drinking too. He's more or less quit everything he used to smoke pot in order to sleep. He doesn't even do that anymore.

1:23:49 Adam Hmm. Drew doesn't trust it, but...

1:23:52 Drew It's not impossible. It's very rare that somebody wouldn't be using something and just not telling you. What I guarantee you, though, is he'll go back. Guaranteed. 100%.

1:24:02 Adam Well, especially when you guys moved to Louisiana, because Bayou country, that's where you get the good heroin.

1:24:08 Drew Is that right?

1:24:09 Adam I have no idea. I'm mad to be hard-pressed to find heroin out on the Bayou. But, yeah, you just hop in that swamp boat and go get yourself, you know, start chasing that dragon. Hey, Krista, why are you guys, why are you moving to Louisiana with this guy?

1:24:26 Caller I'm going to be 20 next week and I want an adventure.

1:24:32 Adam Say no more. I remember my 20th birthday when I moved to Louisiana.

1:24:35 The Killers Louisiana is a week, of course.

1:24:36 Adam Yeah.

1:24:36 Drew Who doesn't want to go on your 20th birthday?

1:24:38 Adam Everyone goes there.

1:24:39 Caller I'm actually going to Canada on my 20th birthday, but I have to go to Louisiana in a month.

1:24:43 Adam Why? Same place. Why are you going to Louisiana because you're turning 20?

1:24:48 Caller No, I'm not going because I'm turning 20, just, well, I'm not married, I don't have kids, I'm not tied down with responsibility, I want to see the country before I have responsibility.

1:24:57 Drew But why Louisiana? That's our question.

1:25:00 Caller Because we have family and friends down there.

1:25:03 Adam That's the answer. You're going to move there? You're going there full-time?

1:25:09 Caller Yes. I'm buying an open-ended round trip ticket, so I have a home ticket for if I want to pick up and leave. All right.

1:25:18 Adam You're both just going to find jobs out there?

1:25:20 Caller He already has a job and I've applied at a few places that want to set up interviews with me as soon as I get down there.

1:25:26 Drew Was he smoking heroin or shooting it?

1:25:30 Caller He shot it about five times and was smoking it. The heroin use only lasted about three weeks, but it believed me.

1:25:39 Adam All right. Well, three weeks. Where is he going to work? What's he going to do for work?

1:25:45 Caller There's a carpentry business down there. He also has a job set up as a pianist in one of the bars down there.

1:25:52 Adam Rangy, this guy, carpenter, plays the piano.

1:25:55 Caller He's actually a musician.

1:25:57 Caller All right.

1:25:58 Adam So forget about the carpentry job.

1:26:01 Caller Well, no, he's going to be doing carpentry as well. He's working two jobs down there.

1:26:07 Drew Rangy, like I said. Rangy.

1:26:09 Adam Well, didn't I?

1:26:10 Drew Yeah, you just had Rangy, yeah. All right, Chris has got some work to do. This guy is going to, is going to, this thing's going to explode all over the place and he's going to have to be treated. This is a progressive condition. Without treatment, it always progresses.

1:26:22 Adam Three weeks.

1:26:23 Drew Three weeks of heroin. I understand, but he was into everything else too. The heroin would just, you know, probably scared him, was off it, but he'll be back. He'll be back.

1:26:30 Adam And no, no worse drug combination than magician, than a musician and a carpenter. Both drug addict professions. You know, like if he was like a CPA and a dog walker, I'd say, eh, he'll be, he'll be fine. But carpentry, you should get in rehab. Everyone who goes into carpentry should just get in rehab immediately, save some time, and then musician, forget about it. Oh, you're kidding. Not these guys, not the killers, though. They're what you call straight edge guys.

1:27:03 Drew All she can do really is find some codependency 12 step members and start going to them and get a sponsor. She's not going to do that. But when things start hitting the fan down there, Louisiana, just remember those words.

1:27:13 Adam Let me tell you something about The Bachelor, who was in here last night, Charlie O'Connell. Charlie poured himself a couple of, sounds like the world's worst drink to me, Diet Coke and Captain Morgan rum.

1:27:26 Drew Oh, my God.

1:27:28 Adam He poured himself a couple of tumblers. And you know me, I look the other way when people abuse substances. It's my thing. I'm an enabler. He drank himself. He had this thing topped off. He shot that thing down. Like I said, Oh, what is that? Red Bull in there or whatever? No, no, it's Captain Morgan's Diet Coke. He polished two of them off in about 20 minutes. And then a tall boy, a Miller tall boy, 60 pounds.

1:27:51 Drew Why didn't you bring that up last night?

1:27:53 Adam I was scared he was going to take a swing at me or something. Well, he was clearly a guy who could hold his booze because he didn't sound too jacked up. But he put away, he put some booze away.

1:28:04 Drew You know, that's a marker for alcoholism, is the people that don't get intoxicated, the resistance to the intoxicating effects. Sons of alcoholic fathers.

1:28:11 Adam What, because I can maintain? I should be punished now? Because I don't pull the skirt up over my head and dance around with a lampshade on me like you, Drew? Because I'm mellow?

1:28:24 Drew I'm just saying.

1:28:25 Adam How dare you? Being punished for being a heavyweight. All right, I'm going to take a break because I don't like where this is going.

1:28:31 Drew Okay?

1:28:32 Adam All right, or where it's gone. The killers are here tonight. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew in Detroit. Just a little more show to go.

1:29:07 Drew And Adam, I still gotta get that masturbation couple. Somebody's gotta elect or volunteer to be coached.

1:29:12 Adam Me and Brandon will step up.

1:29:14 Drew You wanna do it?

1:29:15 Adam I mean, if push comes to shove, if push comes to shove, I don't wanna speak for Brandon, but I will say, look, if someone doesn't call in and there's, you know, you need a solid from some friends, you know, we'll step up.

1:29:28 Drew You and Brandon?

1:29:29 Caller Yeah, I guess I'm here if you need me.

1:29:32 Adam Again, I don't want to speak for Brandon, but I feel like there's a connection here.

1:29:37 Drew We'll start by masturbating in front of each other and then eventually get to the mutual thing.

1:29:41 Adam OK, we did that the 11 o'clock break.

1:29:44 Drew Oh, good. All right. So we're getting way past that times. All right.

1:29:46 Adam Yeah.

1:29:47 Drew So it's for Discovery Health Channel. And you'll be on TV. It'll be good times.

1:29:50 Adam Yeah. Like I said, they don't come through. We'll step up.

1:29:54 Drew We're going to get you guys.

1:29:56 Adam We'll talk to, let's see, Matt, who's 17. Matt. Hey.

1:30:03 Caller Hey, Vickor.

1:30:04 Adam What's happening? Vickor Christ. Yeah. You're 17, you can orgasm, and you masturbate. And if you, what?

1:30:14 Drew Medication?

1:30:16 Caller It's been going on since February of last year. Masturbation, oral sex, regular intercourse. It just, it doesn't happen.

1:30:25 Adam No, no orgasm.

1:30:27 Caller Right. Orgasm or ejaculation.

1:30:30 Adam You can't be on the show with me and Brandon, by the way.

1:30:32 Drew No, that won't work. Although, I may need to get some produce. Some other kind of treatment. What, are you on medication?

1:30:39 Caller Yeah. Actually, last August, I was put on Paxil, and this February, I was put on Depakote. All right.

1:30:45 Drew Well, that's the problem.

1:30:46 Adam That's it.

1:30:48 Caller Yeah. But the problem's been going on since maybe February. So I figured maybe the medication kind of made it that harder to achieve.

1:30:55 Drew Yes, it makes it harder. That's right. It makes it more difficult to have an orgasm, if not impossible.

1:30:59 Adam Do you have a girlfriend?

1:31:01 Caller Yes, I do.

1:31:02 Adam And so, I mean, when's the last time something other than Wee Wee came out of you?

1:31:09 Caller Oh, it had to have been January last year.

1:31:13 Adam Oh, really? I would have killed myself mid-February.

1:31:17 Drew And February's when the medication started, right?

1:31:20 Caller No, the medication started August of last year.

1:31:23 Drew Oh, I see. And were you already kind of a guy that takes a long time?

1:31:27 Caller No, actually, I was quite like the one-minute man, but like over a period of some time, it just stopped happening.

1:31:34 Drew I'm just telling you, it's the medication.

1:31:36 Adam Yeah, you said January of last year was the last time anything with sperm in it came out of you?

1:31:44 Caller Right, like, well, I don't know if it came out with the urine, but...

1:31:48 Adam Well, hold on a second. Is that 15, is that... Hold on. 16 months ago? Am I hearing him right?

1:31:57 Caller 16 months, yeah.

1:31:58 Adam I mean, when you're 17 and it's been close to a year and a half, that's a lifetime, isn't it?

1:32:06 Drew Yep, yep.

1:32:07 Adam All right. Matt, if what you say is true, you have to go talk to somebody.

1:32:15 Caller Really?

1:32:16 Drew Well, talk to the doctors of prescribing the medication, amongst other things.

1:32:19 Adam Do it for you. By the way, if I was your balls, I would be furious. I would be livid. I'd just be sitting there with my arms folded.

1:32:27 Caller For me right now, I'm gonna be all fine and angry.

1:32:29 Adam Yeah, I would be angry. I don't know if I could. Can this be so? You're having orgasms. You're having sex. You have a girlfriend. And it's been almost a year and a half and nothing. I don't want to live in that kind of world.

1:32:41 Drew It's been 18 months. And then when? How long ago did the medication start? The first medicine?

1:32:46 Adam I don't know, Drew. We got to go to break.

1:32:48 Drew All right, all right.

1:32:49 Adam Stop trying to heal everyone.

1:32:50 Drew I beg your pardon.

1:32:50 Adam He should go back to his doctor, though, right?

1:32:52 Drew Yeah, for sure. For sure.

1:32:54 Adam Okay. All right. Killer Share will be back to wrap it up and wrap down after this.

1:33:16 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:33:27 Adam Well, that's the show and that's the week. I want to thank Brandon and Ronnie for coming in here and being just excellent guests tonight.

1:33:34 The Killers Good guys, right?

1:33:35 Adam Good guys. Sorry I'm missing the first time around. We'll not miss them the third time around when they come in here. Hot Fuss, name of the CD, go out and get it if you haven't already. A pleasure, you guys. Thanks, man. I want to thank engineer Michelle and engineer Anderson and all the folks who made the show possible. Of course, producer Anne and Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Producer Lauren. And I don't know who did the phone screening this week, but you did a marvelous job. I don't want to thank you for that. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo. Always a bad town when they have the sideways walk and bent-tail dog.

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