Episode 1000702610057

0:57 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

1:01 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

1:07 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:13 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:17 Voiceover With Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20 Adam Hey, buddy. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's almost Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Dr. Drew, board certified physician and an addiction medicine specialist. Dr. Drew is in New York tonight because someone dropped a nickel, and he's going to be there during the week. I'm actually going to join him in New York a little bit later on this week. We're having some technical difficulties. Dr. Drew is attempting to sort those things out on his end, and we will have to do without him for at least the beginning part of the show. My Chemical Romance is coming in tonight. They're going to be in studio tonight. The guys are coming from Jimmy Kimmel Live. Jimmy Kimmel Live is probably about six, seven miles away from here. Would you say that's right, Engineer Chris? Sure. Yeah, it's going to be a long night with me and Engineer Chris going at it. So they finish up over there about 9.30 at night. The guys are finishing the last of the Jägermeister, piling into the bus and weaving toward the Loveline studio. So we'll see them in just a couple of few. I guess we should just hop to the phones and get the show started. Drew will jump in when Drew jumps in. Unless you guys want to talk a little about this whole Pope business, which I find very interesting. The more I find out about how the Vatican works and the Pope, the more fascinated I am. Like for instance, Chris, did you know this? When the Pope dies, they hit him on the head with a silver hammer just to make sure he's dead and then use that same hammer to crush his popal ring. Oh man. Yeah. That's not good. No, it isn't. And my feeling is like, if I die, I want them to do that thing where they hold my nose and see if my mouth goes not hit me on the head with a silver hammer. I'm not a vampire. It seems weird to hit the Pope on the head with a silver hammer, but I'm not making this up. I don't think they put a hole in a skull with that.

3:29 They should just check the vital signs, right?

3:31 Adam Seems like they could do that, but they know better than the doctors. Because a guy can do that trick where he pinches his arm off and stops the pulse on his wrist, but when you whack someone in the head with a silver hammer, you got to be dead. Otherwise, you're going to punch a guy in the face.

3:46 They said that they tapped the head lightly three times, but I don't think they do that anymore.

3:51 Adam They said they do. They said that's still the plan. They put the silver hammer, and then they smash his pope ring, which could probably fetch millions on eBay, and that money could just go to some of the kids that got molested or something. I don't know. I'm just saying, don't smash the guy's ring. That's not right. Yeah, now sell the ring and make some money. And one of the things I like most about the whole pope thing is, you know, when he has the different names like the Pontiff and stuff like that, the best is the Vicar of Christ. That just that sounds like a guy who's like, welcome back to the Palace Station at the Nevada Line. The Vicar of Christ, everybody. It just sounds like a guy who's going to bust in the song. As a matter of fact, I would like to start being called the Vicar of Christ. I'm no longer going by Adam. OK, from now on, Vicar of Christ, Vicar of Christ. Yeah, so it'd be like, and now everybody, Loveline with Dr. Drew and the Vicar of Christ. You wanna try that, Chris?

4:56 Good one, yes.

4:57 Adam So just work it in a conversation. Work my name, work Vicar of Christ in a conversation. Here's what we'll do. We'll pretend like I'm somebody coming up to you saying, how was the show last night? And you go, the calls were OK, but the Vicar of Christ didn't have a great night. OK, want to try it? Are you ready? Hey, how was the show? How was Loveline last night?

5:20 Caller The show was good except for Vicar of Christ. He sucked kind of little.

5:26 Adam No, that's not what we talked about at all, Chris. Not at all. Not even close. Here's, here's, here's, you ready? More conversational too. Because here's the whole thing. You have to casually refer to me as the Vicar of Christ. Don't hit Vicar of Christ. People know you're up to something.

5:45 Caller Oh, yeah. Okay. Got it.

5:47 Adam All right. You're ready?

5:48 Caller Yes. All right.

5:48 Adam It's going to go like this. When I ask how the show was, you say, the calls were pretty good, but the Vicar of Christ had an off night.

5:59 Caller Okay.

6:00 Caller You got it?

6:00 Caller Yeah.

6:01 Adam Hey, how was Loveline last night, Chris?

6:04 Caller The calls were all right, but the Vicar of Christ was not doing too good.

6:08 Caller Okay.

6:09 Caller Little bumpy.

6:10 Caller He could do better.

6:10 Adam Little bumpy. Little bumpy, but not bad.

6:12 Caller I could do better.

6:13 Adam No, you could, but it was casual the way you referred to me as a Vicar of Christ.

6:17 Caller It was just like some other.

6:18 Adam Yeah, yeah.

6:19 Caller Joe Schmolo, you know. Just to let you guys know, I can hear Drew in my ear and he found that very funny. He liked it a lot.

6:24 Adam Drew, Drew, Drew, I want you to start calling me the Vicar of Christ too, at least until we get a new pope. But then it may stick.

6:31 Caller That'll be in 20 days.

6:32 Adam And then it's going to be awesome too, like when I get into trouble, like, what happened to the Vicar of Christ? I took a swing at his wife. He's in County.

6:42 Drew Vicar of Christ?

6:44 Adam Yeah.

6:45 Drew Can you hear me?

6:46 Adam Drew, that's you.

6:47 Drew That's me.

6:48 Adam Yeah, what's happening?

6:50 Drew I just wanted to break in and talk to the Vicar of Christ, if I might.

6:53 Adam Here he is. Thank you. The Vicar of Christ is perfect, because it's like...

6:59 Drew Very noble.

7:00 Adam Yeah, Adam running late is like, oh, Christ, Adam's running late, but the Vicar of Christ is running late. Oh, well, we should be honored that he came at all.

7:09 Drew A couple of things here as I was sitting here listening to the show. First of all, congratulations. Mazel Tov, as I guess, as you refer to the Vicar of Christ, you say Mazel Tov, right? And this was Chris' night, man. This was his night to shine. He was filling in for me.

7:23 Adam He was. He was on his game.

7:25 Drew He was. I mean, particularly, it was puckish and...

7:30 Adam Yeah.

7:30 Drew Oh, I was moved, pretty much like his cameo appearance.

7:33 Adam Did we hear, did you hear the way we did that little role-playing thing?

7:37 Drew Oh, the critic, when he talked about you as the vicar having an off night, I was moved.

7:42 Adam Let's try one more, Chris. You ready?

7:43 Drew Yes.

7:44 Adam I'm going to be producer Ann.

7:46 Drew Okay.

7:46 Adam I come in and I say, what's going on? Where's Adam? And you say, I think the vicar of Christ is taking a leak. Okay. Okay. You ready? All right. I'm producer Ann.

7:59 Caller Right.

8:00 Adam Oh, the show's gonna start soon. What's going on? Where's Adam?

8:03 Caller Well, I think the vicar of Christ is in the restroom right now.

8:06 Drew No, no. He's taking a leak.

8:07 Adam Taking a leak. Taking a leak is...

8:10 Drew More specific.

8:11 Adam Yeah.

8:11 Drew More crass.

8:12 Adam Yeah. Air on the side of funny.

8:14 Caller Okay.

8:14 Adam Why dial it down?

8:16 Caller All right.

8:16 Adam We had funny until you put a sack of flour in my funny. You cut my funny, son. I had a nice bouillon cube of funny, and then you mixed it with an ocean of water and seven sacks of flour.

8:28 Drew I'm thinking, who is the vicar of Christ? Who, what is he actually?

8:32 Adam The Pope.

8:33 Drew Oh, he's the vicar of Christ.

8:34 Adam He's the vicar of Christ.

8:36 Drew I see.

8:37 Caller Yeah.

8:39 Adam Yeah, the Pontiff, the vicar of Christ, they're all his, maybe even his eminence. I don't know if he's the Pope, too. All the eminences and the vicars, I think they're all the same guy. They're all the Pope. I'm just saying, for the next 13 days or so, the vicar of Christ title's gonna be mine to use. And then if it sticks, it sticks. What are you gonna do? There can be room for more than one vicar of Christ. All right, you ready?

9:03 Caller Yes.

9:04 Adam I'll try one more time.

9:05 Caller Let's do it.

9:05 Adam I'll be in. Do you know your lines?

9:07 Caller Yes.

9:08 Adam Okay. All right. It's gonna be good. Oh, wow. The show's gonna start in a second. Where's Adam?

9:14 Caller I think the vicar of Christ is taking a leak right now.

9:17 Adam Yeah. That's awesome. That's awesome. And like I said, any bad press, you know, child molestation charges or wife beating or substance abuse, like breaking news, the vicar of Christ has entered rehab. It just makes everything sound that much more noble.

9:40 Drew But on a separate note, Adam, I think you've proved tonight that you really should set up a school of comedy and improvisational theater. I really should. I mean, Chris, Chris, it just, he's moved. I moved emotionally.

9:51 Adam Well, I gotta be honest. The first take each time was a little weak, but take number two.

9:57 Drew But you, the teacher, the master, brought him around.

10:00 Adam Yes, I did. Well, that's the whole thing.

10:01 Caller I listened to the Vicar of Christ.

10:03 Adam Yeah. I'm like the Vince Lombardi of comedy.

10:06 Drew You're going to hell.

10:07 Adam All right. Let's let's talk to Jessica, who's 21. Jessica, Jessica, yeah, this can be good. Okay. You're on with Dr. Drew in the Vicar of Christ. What's up?

10:22 Caller What's happening?

10:24 Drew What's up, Vicar?

10:27 Yeah.

10:28 Adam And like Snoop Dogg would call me like His Zicker or something like that. You know, I'd have my own name with the brothers.

10:35 Drew The Vicar for. No, no.

10:37 Adam Yeah. The fish nigger.

10:39 Caller Oh, wait a minute.

10:41 All right.

10:41 Adam The point is, is the brothers would call me and, you know, to my very, my very The Vicar for Chisel.

10:47 Yeah.

10:47 Drew For Vicar for Chisel.

10:48 Adam My close friends would just be like Vic or Victor, Victor. Jessica, go ahead.

10:55 Okay. I was wondering because, okay, I'm 21, my boyfriend's 19. We've been together since he was 14 and I was 16.

11:04 Caller Wow.

11:05 The first time he claims that he ever had an orgasm was the first time we had sex.

11:11 Drew That's possible.

11:13 Adam He's 14. Yeah.

11:15 He doesn't masturbate. And the only way that he can have an orgasm is through oral sex, irregular sex. And I cannot get him off just by giving him a hand job.

11:28 Adam Same with the vicar, by the way. See, it gets weird when you start talking about sex.

11:34 That's because the first time he ever had an orgasm was something that was more stimulating than just a hand job.

11:40 Drew It's very interesting. I've actually heard of situations like this where young males that be, well, I think about it.

11:46 Adam Look, it's a big step backward in the penis pummeling.

11:50 Drew Right, basically, he doesn't want to do it, is the bottom line. He's never had to do it. He doesn't really, yeah.

11:55 Adam I'll tell you what, here's the real test. You give him a hand job, leave your mouth and your vagina at home, and we'll see if he has an orgasm.

12:04 Drew Right, for about two weeks.

12:06 Adam Right, I bet when you're giving the guy a hand job, you have your vagina and your mouth right there, and the guy's like, yeah, it's not cutting it.

12:15 Drew Right.

12:16 Adam You just show up as a stump with five digits. I bet he has one. What do you think, Drew?

12:22 Drew Absolutely.

12:24 Adam Do you agree with the vicar?

12:26 Drew Yes, sir. Okay. Your Highness.

12:28 Adam Yeah.

12:29 Drew Your vicar-ness.

12:30 Adam What's with the hand jobs anyway? You're 21, you're a full-grown lady.

12:34 Caller No, I was just wondering, because this is something that we've always talked about, and there's times when I'm just not in the mood to do much.

12:42 Drew But he- He needs to really develop a relationship with himself. Yeah. He really does. If you're not up for it, that's fine, he can go. He's been spoiled since 14.

12:54 Adam No kidding. He's like one of the Hiltons.

12:58 Drew Yeah.

12:58 Adam I can't believe it. What? He can't masturbate?

13:03 Caller He says that he's never been interested in trying because he's never had a reason to.

13:07 Adam All right.

13:08 Drew Well, give him a reason.

13:09 Adam Give him a reason.

13:10 Caller Okay.

13:12 Adam Let me say this as the figure of grace. I feel like I really need to impart some knowledge to my flock who just basically stand at the hem of my garment waiting for me to impart words of wisdom. Pearls.

13:27 Caller I'm listening.

13:27 Adam You're listening, my son? You'd be amazed at what you can do when you have to do it. You know, you have those kids that, you know, the kids that won't eat anything but macaroni and cheese and fish sticks and stuff. Put them on the island over there with the survivor gang for three or four weeks. We'll see what they'll eat. That's basically how life is. You'd be absolutely amazed at what you can do if you just go ahead and take away that convenience or whatever it is. You take away the sex. You take away the oral sex. We'll see if this guy learns to swim. I bet he does. And until then, it's really easy. And some guys are really good at that. Just like the kid who's good at getting his mom to go out to McDonald's or Pizza Hut every night.

14:15 Drew Interesting point.

14:16 Adam You can break them. It's just, you know what's interesting? As the vicar, let me put this forth, Drew. Whether it's like training a puppy to sleep in its crate, or whether it's training a kid to eat a little brocca flour, there's going to be like two or three rough nights. And then you break them. But if you keep giving in at that point where the puppy's crying and you just let it up into your bed, it'll just go on forever.

14:41 Drew And you know what's interesting? The people that, you know, because I deal with this all the time in addiction where we tell people to set the firm limits. There's a fantasy that develops. Somehow they're going to be destroyed or the suffering is going to be too overwhelming. Basically it's the person listening to the misery that can't tolerate it. Not the person themself. You see what I'm saying? I can't tolerate you suffering. I can't tolerate it. Therefore, I'm not going to let you suffer. And in fact, the person is suffering is just barely going through anything.

15:07 Adam Yeah, they're just, they know how to manipulate. It's not that they know how to suffer. It's that they know how to manipulate.

15:13 Caller Right.

15:14 Drew And by the way, vicar just sounds a little too harsh. Can you turn it to like vicar?

15:21 Adam It is vicar. I mean, that's a name.

15:24 Drew That's an English. I mean, you need a little...

15:28 Adam How about if I need a little flavor?

15:31 Drew You just need a little more modern, sort of a twist to it.

15:34 Adam How about you call me VC? Or is that too close to Viet Cong?

15:38 Drew No, no, VC is good. VC is good.

15:40 Adam All right. Or the vicar, C? How about Mr. C?

15:46 Drew No, VC. VC.

15:47 Adam VC?

15:49 Drew Yeah.

15:49 Adam All right. I'm telling you, to a lot of Vietnam vets, that's not a great thing.

15:53 Drew I know. But you know, the VC is refers to lots of things throughout history. So there you go.

15:57 Adam All right. Shelly. What else does it stand for?

16:04 Caller Say what?

16:07 Adam What?

16:08 Drew V count.

16:09 Adam Oh, all right. I don't know what that is. Shelly, you're 20?

16:12 Caller Yes, I am.

16:13 Adam What's up?

16:14 Caller Nothing.

16:15 Adam You're on with Dr. Drew and the Vicar of Christ.

16:18 Caller Sweetness. I'm so honored to be in your presence.

16:21 Adam 733, 33 after seven o'clock. You're listening to Morning Zoo with Dr. Drew and the Vicar of Christ. Weather and traffic coming up at the top of the hour. Now we got a Savage Garden super set. Not bad, right?

16:35 Drew It sounds, yeah, bad.

16:38 Adam And now the Vicar of Christ seems to be a great morning show, DJ name. Go ahead, Shelly.

16:44 Caller Okay, well, I've been with this guy for about a year, and we've been living together for about six months. And there are times when he just, you know, sex is all he wants. And there's times where he says that for me to even touch him makes him physically sick.

16:59 Adam Wow. This guy's got range, you gotta get him there.

17:03 Drew Yeah, it's normal for guys to have sort of a fluctuating sexual desire, particularly as they get older. It can kind of come on and go down and go up and go down. And some of it has to do with the fluctuating levels of testosterone, of his lifting weight, surfies, doing well at work. It will tend to sort of elevate his testosterone level. But to be sort of repulsed, that's a little something different, I think.

17:22 Adam How old is he?

17:24 Caller He's 21.

17:25 Drew Yeesh. Yeah. Does he have a history of some abuse or something?

17:30 Caller Yeah, when he was younger, he was sexually abused.

17:33 Drew Shocking.

17:36 Adam Breaks the vicar's heart to hear that.

17:37 Drew Vicar, vicar.

17:38 Adam The vicar.

17:41 Drew I think the thing here is that his sexuality, his 21 year old libido breaks through all those unpleasant and conflicted feelings about his sexuality. And then when he's going through one of his low phases, all that repulsion, all those horrible, conflicted feelings emerge.

18:00 Caller So it's nothing that I'm doing wrong.

18:01 Drew No, no. He's a sexual abuse survivor.

18:05 Adam Who abused him?

18:08 Caller I think it was his neighbor. It was a guy neighbor of his.

18:13 Drew Has he ever had any male-male experiences other than that?

18:18 Caller Not that I know of.

18:20 Adam All right, Shelly.

18:21 Drew You got your work cut out for you. He may be going in that direction. Because if he's repulsed by a woman, you might ask him what that's about and where he's not repulsed.

18:35 Adam Hey, Shelly. Listen to me. This is the Vicar speaking. It's Vicar, Drew, please. First off, as you know, I'm a devout Catholic.

18:49 Drew Whatever. Yeah. Yeah.

18:51 Adam I don't believe it's in. I believe it's in very poor taste to make fun of the Pope and his Vicar-ness. So I'm not going with Vicar. I'm going with the Vicar of Christ.

19:03 Drew I could call you the Vicar-ness. I like that.

19:05 Adam All right.

19:05 Drew You're Vicar-ness. You're Vicar-ness.

19:07 Adam Your Vicar-ness is nuts.

19:08 Drew No, I'm game for that.

19:09 Adam All right. Shelly, this is your Vicar-ness speaking.

19:12 Caller Uh-huh.

19:13 Adam OK. This guy is going to be a handful. He is all over the map. And it's going to be tough for you in this relationship.

19:22 Caller OK.

19:23 Adam So if you're up to it, fine. But be prepared. Because this is this is really it's like it's like taking calculus in the third grade or something. It's just it's possible once in a while. Handful of Asian kids that might get a C. But it's just more than you're prepared to do at that age and at that stage. And furthermore, why would you want to?

19:47 Drew Yeah, it might. Yeah.

19:50 Adam I'm not saying we need to shun people that have been victims in the past. I'm just saying you ain't up to it as a 20 year old calling from Oklahoma.

20:01 Drew And by the way, you're not helping the victim. The victim needs to get treatment by supporting them and supporting their pathology. It ain't going to change.

20:10 Adam Right. You can't process what's going on. You know, is it me? Maybe I should get some new panties. No, no. The vicar says you're my vicar and this says no. Let's see, Drew, we're going to take a quick call and then we're going to break. The band is here. My Chemical Romance. We got a question for the band. We got to play a song for the band. And I bet they have to play some, but we'd like to.

20:33 Drew We'd like to. I got my usual thing. I'm looking for stuff for the Strictly Sex Discovery Health Show. So do you have people with sexual performance anxiety or people with a fetish or secret they're afraid to tell their partner about and they're willing to talk about these things on television?

20:46 Adam Yeah. That's no one.

20:49 Drew Maybe.

20:50 Adam Ray? Hello? Ray? Yeah. That's, you got Dr. Drew in the Vicar of Christ. Yeah, we don't believe you already. But this is in Germany or Florida, so we don't have to believe it.

21:01 Drew Oh, good. All right.

21:02 Caller Good.

21:03 Adam Go ahead.

21:05 Caller One person was killed and three-

21:11 Adam Go ahead. One person was killed.

21:13 Caller And three seriously injured, including one whose hand was cut off at a meeting at a local church Sunday after a 25 year old man ran a muck with a samurai sword. The suspect was motivated by personal reasons, according to police investigator.

21:28 Adam Hmm.

21:29 Drew That's it?

21:30 Adam That's it.

21:31 Drew I think we would have heard about. Yeah, we would have heard about that.

21:35 Adam You'd be surprised, though. So much stuff going on, especially in Florida. That's just an average weekend for it. You're right.

21:40 Drew Now you got a point there. You got a point.

21:42 Adam Samurai sword running a muck. Ah, feels like Florida to me.

21:47 Drew Me too. Yeah.

21:48 Adam We got burned last night, though, did we not?

21:51 Drew Maybe we should split on this one just to make sure somebody gets it right.

21:54 Caller This is a big story, too. It's all over the news.

21:56 Caller See, I'm listening to the last night's broadcast tonight because we're one day behind. I haven't heard the Germany or Florida yet.

22:03 Adam Well, let me say this, Anderson. You say it's a big news story, but must have happened later on today then because I sit at the writer's table, Jimmy Kimmel Live, and it's 20 guys with Harvard degrees combing through a thousand newspapers and nobody brought it up.

22:20 Drew And it's Vickerness and your Vickerness.

22:21 Adam And of course, the Vickerness who was put on probation over at LA Valley College academically.

22:28 Caller I saw it on CNN when I woke up. That was about three.

22:31 Adam Wow. No one brought it up.

22:32 Drew Three in the afternoon. Three in the afternoon when he woke up.

22:35 Adam Oh, yeah.

22:35 Caller That's what I'm saying.

22:37 Caller Yeah.

22:39 Adam Yeah. When there's the... Yeah. So, wow.

22:42 Drew Florida. Drew.

22:43 Adam You're going to Florida? Now I'm going to Germany. No, no. Yeah, Florida. I'm going to Florida. The Vicker goes Florida and so does Drew. What do you say, Ray?

22:51 Caller Stuttgart, Germany.

22:52 Caller Oh!

22:55 Adam It's Stuttgart, by the way, but yes. Yeah.

22:58 Caller There was one part. It was at a local Tamil community, but I didn't know what that was, so I kept that out.

23:03 Adam Smart. You left it out. You played the game right. For that, you're not getting a windbreaker. All right. My chemical romance is in studio tonight. Drew, we are in nothing short of a funk.

23:15 Drew You are?

23:16 Adam Yeah. No. I mean, we're in a slide.

23:18 Drew Oh, in this game with Jeremy Flick. Yes. Well, I was just thinking, maybe we need to break into a little Aces, Accordion countdown. Maybe we can redeem ourselves that way.

23:28 Adam Yeah, I should say. Well, I'll tell you what. I'll put that on the docket. We'll play it before the night is true. My chemical romance in studio tonight, fresh off their, I'm sure, fabulous appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live on tonight on ABC 1206. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

23:46 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline.

23:47 Caller Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

24:05 Live 105 can help you get tickets to your favorite shows. For everybody else, Green Day. Green Day, September 24th at SBC Park. Tickets go on sale this Sunday at 10 a.m. at Ticketmaster. But if you're a Live 105 activist, you can get tickets three days early.

24:25 Caller Live 105 activists get advance warning on Bay Area shows, plus music news and free stuff. Go to Live105.com and sign up to get the early access passwords.

24:41 Caller Tom, we've been looking at diamonds for weeks now so we can get engaged.

24:44 Okay.

24:44 Caller We're on a tight budget and we want the best diamond we could afford.

24:48 Right.

24:48 Caller How does the Shane Company compare?

24:50 Well, we're not a typical retail jewelry store. I mean, we don't even carry watches. Instead, we're diamond, ruby, sapphire and pearl importers. Because we travel to the world's primary sources to select the best gems, we cut out the middlemen. You save money because we pass that savings on to you. Great. Forget about an overpriced galleria. When you want diamonds, rubies, sapphires or pearls, we're like buying them wholesale. Our huge selection lets us train our people to know what they're talking about. We are the experts, the importer. Shane Company, importers of diamonds, rubies, sapphires and pearls in Cupertino, San Mateo, Navado and Walnut Creek. Open weekdays till 8, Saturday and Sunday till 5. Online at shaneco.com.

25:41 Caller Hello, welcome to Community College.

25:43 Drew May I take your order?

25:44 Caller Um, yeah. I need to go to college.

25:49 Drew Alrighty, and do you need money for fees?

25:51 Caller Um, yeah.

25:53 Drew Okey-dokey.

25:54 Caller Would you like some books and supplies with that?

25:56 Caller Um, yeah. Okay. Make that a large.

26:01 Caller And how about help with the rent?

26:03 The rent?

26:04 Caller Um, yeah.

26:07 Caller Definitely.

26:18 Adam The March 2nd Cal Grant deadline has passed, but financial aid is available year-round at California Community Colleges. Visit www.icanaffordcollege.com or call 1-800-987-ICAN to see if we can help.

26:32 Caller icanaffordcollege.com California Community Colleges.

26:36 Caller The way California works.

26:39 I'm here with Kano, Scion owner.

26:41 Drew Tell me about your car, man.

26:42 Caller It's a 2005 Scion XA.

26:44 And not your average XA if there is such a thing.

26:47 Caller So what did you do to make your XA your XA?

26:49 Caller Well, when I got it from the dealer, I had them add a lot of stuff they had available, you know, like alloys, spoiler, TYC tail lights, LED interior light kits. The cupholders light up too. I like lights. Cool.

27:00 Caller I love it. You get a lot of looks.

27:01 Caller Yeah, no, definitely. And people ask me about the car all the time, but I don't do it for that. It's more for me.

27:07 Caller I'm selfish that way, I guess.

27:08 Can't argue with that.

27:10 Caller Customize your Scion a little or a lot. The journey to your perfect car starts at your local Scion dealership or scion.com, where the 2005 XA starts at well below $15,000 MSRP. You can load it up with over 30 factory accessories, all backed by the Scion Warranty. Scion, what moves you? MSRP includes delivery, processing, and handling fees, excluding taxes, title, license, and other optional equipment. Actual dealer price may vary.

27:38 Caller Alcoholics Anonymous holds weekly meetings for recovering sober alcoholics at Fort Mason, Building C in San Francisco. To find out more, go to Live on F5.com and click the public service button.

27:54 Caller That's hot.

28:03 Live on O5, Alternative, San Francisco.

28:17 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Love Line. I'm the Vicar of Christ. That's Dr. Drew. I'm gonna use it for 13 more days until they get a new pope in there, and then hence there's a new Vicar of Christ. But I say it's up for grabs, and I'm gonna work it for all it's worth right now. Drew?

28:35 Drew Yeah, your Vicarness.

28:37 Adam Yeah.

28:38 Drew Oh yeah, I heard a pot laugh. I heard some pot laughs.

28:39 Adam There's a pot laugh in this bed. A couple of them. Yeah, Gerard, Mikey and Frank, all here from My Chemical Romance. Mikey has the pot laugh. Let's see, we're gonna figure it out. We're gonna figure it out.

28:51 Drew There it is. What, it's ugly?

28:53 Caller Yeah, it's you.

28:53 My Chemical Romance Weird, cause I don't smoke pot or drink beer or anything.

28:57 Adam Really?

28:57 My Chemical Romance Yeah.

28:57 Caller Yeah.

29:00 Adam Now it's, we'll hear it though. It doesn't lie. The pot, the pot. Yeah, there it is.

29:09 My Chemical Romance Wait, maybe it's Frank. Wait, I used to smoke a lot.

29:12 Caller I was a championship.

29:14 Adam Pot smoker?

29:14 My Chemical Romance He had the Rasta hat.

29:16 Caller I had dreads.

29:17 My Chemical Romance Really?

29:18 Caller It was bad and they smelled like pot.

29:20 Adam Oh, yeah, sure.

29:22 Caller Remember that we got pulled over one time and they called me nappy and searched us both for weed.

29:27 My Chemical Romance And they asked if I was a vampire.

29:29 Adam That was the man doing that. Yeah, but here's the thing. Here's the thing about your hair. Your hair is like a smell sponge you just carry around with you. If you've been farting or toking, smoking or drinking or screwing or doing anything, you just sniff your head. Your head is like a diary. It's like a diary that goes back like two days. You could go like, see, you smoked a bong load on Tuesday. Thank you. You got laid. No, no. Just oral. Oral. Oral later that day. They had six pack of Mickey's and you watched this old house. You beat off. You went to sleep.

30:11 Caller Your hair does so weird because that's what I did yesterday.

30:14 Caller Oh, exactly.

30:15 Adam No, I smelt it. The vicar knows. Oh, yeah. A lot of pot laughing. So smoked a ton of pot, but then put it away. No more?

30:27 Caller No, no more. I couldn't remember anything anymore.

30:29 Drew You know, what's interesting is how that laugh is a residual effect. That laugh is perpetual. It's amazing.

30:34 Caller That and the inability to do math.

30:37 Drew That should come back. That should come back.

30:39 Caller I hope so.

30:41 Adam But who says he could do it before he picked up the ball?

30:43 Drew That's right. That's the point. He stopped learning math when he picked up the ball.

30:47 Adam So how many years of pot smoking do we have on our band?

30:52 Caller Well, high school and college. And then the band started. And I guess about a year into the band, I stopped.

31:00 Adam That's pretty good, though. It's hard to stop.

31:03 Drew There actually isn't a stop and you switched.

31:07 Adam Uh-oh. What did he switch to?

31:09 Drew Alcohol, probably.

31:10 Caller Oh, alright.

31:14 Adam Did you switch to rock and roll?

31:17 Caller Yeah, I'm married to the rock now. Did you switch to booze? I drink a little bit, but not like crazy. I'm not like Gerard used to.

31:23 Caller Chocolate cake?

31:24 Caller Yeah, chocolate cake definitely. I've been addicted to chocolate cake, butter sandwiches and mashed potatoes.

31:29 My Chemical Romance There's been a lot of quitting things in this band, actually.

31:32 Adam Can people, Drew, can't somebody just smoke weed for a while and then quit?

31:37 Drew It's actually pretty unusual. It's possible, but it's unusual. Usually people switch to either speed or alcohol.

31:42 Adam Speed?

31:43 Drew Yeah, because it corrects the depression that the pot puts you into.

31:48 Caller I used to have really bad stomach cramps, too, so I used to kind of medicate with that.

31:52 Adam Well, let me, with the pot, let me say this, though, Drew. Show me a guy who decides it's time to quit pot at 35 after smoking for 15 years or 20 years. I'll show you guys going to switch to something else, but show me a guy who decides to quit at 23 or 24.

32:11 Caller Wow, that's old man.

32:12 Adam I'll show you a guy who probably could quit.

32:15 Drew Who couldn't quit for a while, you're right.

32:16 Adam And it's not necessarily going to switch to something else.

32:19 Drew You're right.

32:20 Adam When the vicar's right, the vicar's right. Is he right?

32:22 Drew You're a vicar nice.

32:23 Adam Thank you. All right. So you guys do Kimmel tonight.

32:26 My Chemical Romance Yes, we did.

32:27 Adam How was that?

32:28 Caller It was great.

32:29 My Chemical Romance We got to meet Grover.

32:31 Caller Yeah, Grover was on the show.

32:34 Adam They're booking characters from PBS.

32:37 My Chemical Romance Yeah, they're they're booking fictitious characters.

32:41 Adam How does it feel that they'll have a Sesame Street characters on over you? Is that the body of the thing?

32:48 Drew Sounds about right.

32:49 Adam All right. And ancillary ones, too. Not just, you know, Kermit and Miss Kim. Going deep into the into the roster of Sesame Street characters.

32:59 Caller B-list.

33:00 Adam B-list Sesame Street characters.

33:02 My Chemical Romance Scooter or something.

33:03 Adam So, yeah.

33:05 My Chemical Romance It's not falafel.

33:07 Adam All right. Let's so we're going to hear something off Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, which is the name of the new CD. You guys are going to be on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight. Starts at 1206 and going to be playing the Fans Warped Tour starting June 18th. Who else? Transplants, Offspring, MxPx. The hell? Where's MxPx been? Haven't they?

33:29 My Chemical Romance Yeah.

33:29 Caller Didn't they do a Pepsi commercial?

33:31 My Chemical Romance I don't know. I don't think so. I don't know.

33:33 Adam They were. They must have been in here like five years ago. Right, Drew? Has it been a while?

33:37 Drew Four years ago. Yeah, four. Easy.

33:39 Adam Are you guys from New Jersey, by the way? Is it flooding there now?

33:43 Caller Apparently. That's what I keep hearing. Yeah. It's like torrential downpour.

33:47 Adam It hasn't stopped. All right, you ready? Here we go. Let's take a question for the band. Adam?

33:54 Caller Hi.

33:56 Caller Love you guys.

33:56 Caller All you guys.

33:57 Adam Thank you. You're female named Adam?

33:59 Caller Yeah, female.

34:03 Adam I'll tell you what, though, you can keep the name Adam because, you know, I'm going with the vicar of Christ.

34:07 Caller I don't need it.

34:09 Adam I'm going to sell it on eBay. All right. Go ahead with your question.

34:14 Caller Okay. Well, Gerard, your birthday is coming up. Well, both of our birthdays are coming up. I wanted to know what you're going to do for your birthday.

34:22 My Chemical Romance Actually, we together as a band are going to be playing a doubleheader, one of the first doubleheaders in our career. In London, at the Historia, we're playing a matinee, which is interesting.

34:35 Adam Wow.

34:36 My Chemical Romance That's what I'm doing.

34:36 Caller Why that's far?

34:38 Caller Yeah, it's five more days.

34:40 My Chemical Romance Yeah, it's actually not that far away at all. It's pretty excited.

34:45 Adam So you play like an 8 o'clock show and an 11 o'clock show?

34:49 Caller I think our show is at like 3.30.

34:52 Caller Wow.

34:53 Adam Is that hard to do? Or have you ever you've never done it before?

34:56 Caller It's hard. Yeah, we haven't done anything early like that except for Warped Tour. You always play early.

35:01 My Chemical Romance No, we haven't done it not on this scale. Like we've never done a double header where people are expecting like an hour and 20 minutes.

35:08 Caller Like a headlining show.

35:09 My Chemical Romance A headlining show, yeah.

35:10 Adam Yeah, I think it's got to be tough to do things like stand up or playing a band or do that stuff that's supposed to be done about 10 o'clock at night at 7.15 in the morning.

35:20 Caller Yeah.

35:21 Adam You know, the early show or something, especially when you're not used to getting up until two in the afternoon. Hey, Adam, the female?

35:29 Yes.

35:30 Caller I had another question.

35:32 Adam All right. What is it?

35:32 Caller Well, John, how can I get you your birthday surprise? How can I get you?

35:37 Caller Well, I don't want to wait till war because it's a lot of months away.

35:42 My Chemical Romance Well, I think we're playing with Green Day sooner than that. Like that's the next thing we hop on.

35:47 Caller Oh, really?

35:47 My Chemical Romance Yeah, like we're very excited about that. I think we're coming anywhere near here, though. No? Well, where is she from? Where are you from?

35:53 Caller I'm in Commerce.

35:54 Adam It's beautiful. You've not been to the City of Commerce? Picture a lush garden inhabited by beautiful, beautiful people. Yeah, City of Commerce. Awesome.

36:07 Caller Beautiful place.

36:09 My Chemical Romance Yeah. I don't know, like, well, we're going to be on the Green Day thing also. I mean, you could probably mail it.

36:14 Caller Well, what is the present? So we don't know if it's good enough to, like, give you an address to mail it to.

36:19 My Chemical Romance No.

36:20 Adam What is the gift?

36:22 Caller It's a surprise.

36:23 Adam All right. Quiet down. She's 14. Love of Christ. She's going to bed. When are you guys going out with Green Day?

36:30 My Chemical Romance We're going out with them. Yeah.

36:31 Caller Right after the 15th it starts.

36:33 My Chemical Romance The string of UK dates. We come back and we fly to Florida.

36:36 Adam I love Green Day.

36:37 Caller Me too.

36:37 My Chemical Romance Yeah, me too.

36:38 Adam People, people don't give Green Day or I think they get lumped in with other bands sometimes. People forget what a great live act Green Day is.

36:46 My Chemical Romance I think that used to be the case. I think now they really.

36:49 Adam I think they've stepped up and stepped out. But it's weird because they've been around for 10 years. Great and just a great, like anyone who sees Green Day live becomes a Green Day fan. And still they were just sort of, I think in a lot of people's heads, they were just getting lumped in with a bunch of other bands. And somehow they've stepped it up. Did they get some Grammys last year? They did, they did. Oh good, all right. Well, Mazel Tov is half of Drew's religion would say.

37:18 Drew No, it's the vicar would say.

37:19 Adam The vicar? The vicar doesn't say Mazel Tov? Please, Drew. No, he blesses people and that kind of stuff. I hit him with my, I used that thing, that incense thing on a chain.

37:32 Caller Oh, a sensor.

37:33 Adam I swing that thing around. Yeah.

37:35 Caller Frankincense.

37:36 Adam Yeah, the frankincense. I do that. I also splash water on people. And once in a while, I hit him with a scepter. And I might even dub them.

37:45 My Chemical Romance That'll learn them. That's how the Catholics do it.

37:47 Adam Well, let's talk to, let's see, Buddy. Buddy?

37:52 Caller Hey, how's it going?

37:54 Adam Good, you're 25. What's up?

37:56 Caller Adam, just want to tell you, you're excellent. Dr. Drew, are you all right? My chemical romance? My question for you, a 25-year-old Mel been dating my girlfriend for four years. She's used birth control, the pill, the shot at one point, gone through probably four or five different types of birth control within the four years. And still to this day, when we have sex, I cannot ejaculate in her.

38:22 Drew Come on, don't be such a pussy.

38:23 Adam Drew, please.

38:25 Drew Why can't you?

38:25 Adam In front of the vicar of Christ. Pay work.

38:30 Caller It's more of a paranoia or obsessive, compulsive, ice, fear of pregnancy, any of that.

38:36 Adam I just...

38:38 Drew But why don't you got no play, playa?

38:42 Adam Don't talk down to her collars.

38:44 My Chemical Romance You know, hmm...

38:46 Caller Is that something she wants you to do?

38:49 My Chemical Romance Yeah, do you not want to do it or does she not want you to do it?

38:53 Caller It's become... It's pretty much now just normal not to do it.

38:58 Drew Just wear a condom?

39:00 Caller What's that?

39:01 Drew Do you wear a condom?

39:02 Caller No.

39:03 Adam So why don't you put a condom on? Maybe it'll help you.

39:06 Drew And now that you're having... You're having emissions while you're in her. So it's not like, you know, you're not having the full ejaculate, but this stuff comes out of you all the time you're having sex.

39:16 Caller But it's not the same as the big surprise there at the end.

39:20 My Chemical Romance Surprise! Horrible party. Here's how I feel. If she's uncomfortable with it, Adam... No, buddy. Buddy. Buddy, I'm sorry, buddy. If she's uncomfortable with it, that's ultimately... You know, it's a really hard thing for a girl to go through, especially if she gets pregnant.

39:37 Adam She's comfortable with it. He's freaked out about getting her pregnant, even though she has all these barriers up. Right, buddy?

39:45 Caller She's now on a low dose, and I don't know what the difference between a low dose and a normal dose is.

39:50 Drew None. Buddy, don't worry. It's not your issue. She's being followed by physicians who know what they're doing. You've got virtually 100% protection. This isn't about that. This is about your craziness, your obsessiveness.

40:02 Caller Quite possibly.

40:02 Adam Well, maybe she's a little, you know, she's a little loggered out down there or something, getting the friction you need.

40:09 Caller Well, I mean, nothing's 100%, so I mean, if you're not ready to take that step and maybe have a kid, then you probably shouldn't do it.

40:17 Adam No, now you've just freaked him out.

40:19 Caller I'm just saying. I mean, because think about it, like, I mean, people that do that and then get pregnant. And I mean, do you have a stable job? And say that were to happen, could you afford to take care of it and take care of it like a man?

40:32 Caller Oh, wow.

40:35 Caller Yeah, I mean, it's push come to shove, but yeah, I could do it.

40:39 Adam What do you do?

40:39 Caller But it's not something you want to do right now.

40:42 Adam What do you do?

40:42 Caller Right.

40:43 Adam And I don't like what kind of name is Buddy. It always sounds like someone's asking for directions from a cab. Hey, buddy, buddy, listen, hey, buddy, can you hold it down a job, buddy? Are you going to get pregnant, buddy? And then who's going to raise a kid, buddy? It just sounds like you're being dressed down all the time. It's like naming your kid Mac or Bub. Drew, you should have a kid name a Mac. Listen, Mac, you better do that homework, Mac, or Bub. Hey, Bub, I ain't kidding with you. You finish that brocca flower, Bub.

41:19 My Chemical Romance Brocca flower.

41:20 Adam Yeah, buddy is disconcerting.

41:23 Caller I would just say this, if you're not ready to have a kid and you don't want, like if you were to have a kid and wouldn't be happy about it, then you really shouldn't have that kid.

41:31 My Chemical Romance Don't pop it off.

41:32 Adam She is on birth control.

41:34 Caller I understand.

41:35 Adam 99.9, whatever.

41:36 Caller But it's still not 100 percent. And if that were to happen.

41:39 Drew It is so close to 100 percent, though. It is so rare to have a problem with that.

41:43 Caller Yeah, it's like, you can't tell me that someone hasn't had a problem with that.

41:46 Drew No, I can't tell you it's never happened. But I can't say no one's won the lottery either, but it's not going to happen to you.

41:53 Adam No, no, no. It's like saying, look, if you're not prepared to get into an accident, don't drive a car. And you're going, well, I'll put my seatbelt on and I won't drive drunk. And you're going, I don't care. You could still get into an accident, which is true. But eventually you got to get to work. And it's a risk. Not you guys, but the vicar's got to get to work. And it's a risk you take. But I agree not wearing a seatbelt, driving drunk and not turning lights on at night is like not using any birth control at all. He's driving a Volvo with 13 airbags in it. But it doesn't mean that a tanker truck can't run over him and crush him. It's just probably not going to happen.

42:38 My Chemical Romance He could always try like a hypnotist. Yeah.

42:41 Caller Hey buddy.

42:42 My Chemical Romance You know what?

42:43 Caller I'm going to have to look into that now.

42:45 Drew No, no, no.

42:46 Adam No, no, no.

42:47 Caller Here's what you need to do.

42:48 Drew If phobias and anxieties could easily be to a hypnosis, we would not have those in this world. It's much more complicated than that.

42:56 Adam I don't know what's going on with you, but you need to look into it. And how are you having an orgasm now? Oral sex?

43:02 Caller No, no, you just pull out.

43:05 Adam All right.

43:05 Caller It's a letter A.

43:07 Adam That's fine.

43:08 Caller It's a frontal shot, but that gets old after a while.

43:11 Adam Yeah, I imagine. Especially, especially on that corduroy sofa your folks gave you.

43:18 Caller It's a disaster.

43:19 Adam You only flip that that cushion so many times. Drew, you ever seen a corduroy sofa?

43:26 Drew After it worked it?

43:27 Adam I keep getting it. Yeah, it's a disaster.

43:29 Drew I'm still thinking about the what you did to the beanbag.

43:32 Adam I wasn't me.

43:34 Drew I was turned into a solid block.

43:36 Adam No, that was not me. It was a friend of mine used to hump the beanbag. You'd open up the zipper a little and get some of that peanut pack. Then you'd have to break it. The thing would dry up like a snowball. You'd have to whack it and then break it up again. Yeah, you'd have to drop an elbow on it before you could sit on it. Get it moving again. All right, let's take ourselves a little break. My Chemical Romance in studio tonight. We'll hear something off the new CD, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge. They're on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, 1206 in your time zone. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

44:18 Caller Hello, this is your radio. Radio, Loveline will be live.

45:05 Caller You ready, guys? Okay, here's the lyrics. They will turn away no more. Anybody?

45:24 Caller No idea.

45:24 Caller Oh, come on!

45:25 Kevin, it's How Do I Feel, New Order.

45:27 Caller No, it is New Order, but what's the name of the song? Jesse.

45:30 Caller Monday.

45:30 Caller You got it!

45:31 Caller Oh, yeah, baby, that's right.

45:34 Caller We'll do it again at 12 o'clock today.

45:38 Mountain Dew presents Green Foo.

45:42 Caller So, we meet again.

45:43 Caller Do I know you?

45:44 Caller Yes.

45:44 Caller You spent the last hour of this movie trying to find me so you can have your revenge.

45:48 Caller Didn't recognize you. I've lost weight. Good for you. Now, let's have a spectacular fight with aerial flips while hanging from invisible strings. Maybe later. But first, let us drink Mountain Dew and have a sound effects contest. Oh, you are wiser than you look. Prepare for my 16 ounces of fury! Very smooth, but no match for my flying green two-liter.

46:15 Caller Well done, my friend.

46:16 Caller You have proven a worthy opponent.

46:18 Caller We shall meet again.

46:20 Caller Green Food is a Mountain Dew production.

46:22 This product has been rated MD.

46:23 Caller The electrifying action of a Warriors game is just better with a buddy. Stop by your local Chevron station and purchase two 12 packs of Aquafina 12-ounce bottles and receive a buy one get one free ticket for Golden State Warriors game. While supplies last for a limited time only, additional restrictions apply.

46:37 Panic is spreading through this national wireless company after they've learned that MetroPCS lets its customers make unlimited calls. The top brass know they can't beat MetroPCS's offer, but perhaps they can match it?

46:50 Caller Is this thing on?

46:51 Adam Everything's going to be okay, people.

46:54 Caller We won't have to change our offer if we just hire a bigger celebrity.

47:00 And perhaps they can't. Only MetroPCS lets you forget about minutes. You can talk as much as you want any time you want for just $40 a month, even long distance. There's no contract and no surprise at the end of the month. You can call from anywhere in town to anywhere in the country, and it's always $40.

47:17 Caller That's unbeatable wireless. That's MetroPCS.

47:21 Call 888-8METRO8 or visit metropcs.com. Permission to speak freely.

47:26 Caller MetroPCS offers unlimited local calling for as little as $30 per month. $30 to call all you want all over Northern California anytime. Restrictions apply, see store for details.

47:37 Caller Live 105 can help you get tickets to your favorite shows. For everybody else, Green Day. Green Day, September 24th at SBC Park. Tickets go on sale this Sunday at 10am at Ticketmaster. But if you're a Live 105 activist, you can get tickets three days early.

47:57 Caller Live 105 activists get advance warning on Bay Area shows, plus music news and free stuff. Go to Live105.com and sign up to get the early access passwords.

48:07 Caller Green Day. Get tickets early from Live 105.

48:13 Caller The San Francisco SPCA and Animal Care and Control is holding a food drive for puppies and kitties of the homeless. To find out more, call 415-522-3500 or go to Live105.com and click the public service button. That's hot.

48:33 Caller Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Call Love Line at 1-800-LOVE-191. Live on O5, Alternative, San Francisco.

49:00 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Love Line. I'm the Vicar of Christ. That's Dr. Drew over there in New York City. My Chemical Romance in studio tonight. Gerard, Mike, Frank all in here. And you can see the guys in the rest of My Chemical Romance on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight at 12.06. All right, let's take one call and then let's hear a song, shall we? Okay, perfect. All right, let's see, there's an interesting question. John?

49:30 Caller Hello?

49:31 Adam 22, what's up?

49:33 Caller Oh, well, I was just wondering, do they make, I've seen all these things in the store about libido enhancers and all that good stuff. Do they have libido suppressants for the guys that are like, you know, won't cause any damage or permanent stuff?

49:48 Drew Interesting question.

49:49 My Chemical Romance They want to tone it down.

49:50 Adam Yeah.

49:50 Drew And for the most part, the serotonin reuptake inhibiting medication will do that. So things like Prozac, Zoloft very effectively will oftentimes at least give you difficulty having an orgasm, oftentimes decrease your libido.

50:03 Adam What would be the big side effects of taking something like that if you weren't, if you didn't have any problems that necessitated it other than the hyperactive libido?

50:14 Drew I understand what you're asking me. What risks could you?

50:17 Adam How would you feel? If I just started taking Prozac, how would I feel?

50:23 Drew Hopefully the way it's supposed to be designed to feel is nothing. You might get a little tremor, you might feel anxious. You should feel, if you're depressed, you should feel less irritable. And if you're horny like our caller, you should feel a little less that way.

50:36 Caller No, it's not like that or anything. I don't know, I'm kind of freaked out about like STDs and I don't know, I just don't want to do like any kind of random stuff and you get tempted every now and then, you know, figure the easiest thing would be to take care of the whatever.

50:50 My Chemical Romance You know what, I think it's really good that you...

50:51 Drew Masturbate more.

50:52 My Chemical Romance Yeah, it's good that you don't want to do random stuff too. I think that's really responsible. You could also play a lot of video games and read a lot of comic books and play Dungeons and Dragons.

51:02 Caller You own a mustache, you girls don't like those.

51:04 My Chemical Romance That'll set you straight, trust me.

51:06 Adam Yeah, John, what are you doing that you're in such demand sexually?

51:10 Caller No, no, it's not that I'm like Mac Daddy or anything like that. It's just that, I don't know, I recently got out of a really long relationship and right now it's, you know, I don't know, I'm going to...

51:23 Caller You have these urges, huh?

51:25 Caller I'm sorry?

51:26 My Chemical Romance You have these urges. You got out of this relationship.

51:28 Adam All right, so put a condom on and go to town.

51:31 Caller Yeah, then there's all sorts of stuff.

51:32 Adam So says the Vicar of Christ. Yeah.

51:35 Drew There's what?

51:35 Caller There's what stuff? HPV, herpes, and all that stuff. Yeah, yeah.

51:40 Adam Yeah, but you're pretty good with a condom or, you know, just choose your partners.

51:45 Caller Yeah, well, that's all...

51:46 Adam All right, all right, listen, eat salt, Peter. You're breaking my heart.

51:49 Drew It sounds like you need another relationship. You just don't have sex with somebody until you really care about them and then have a relationship and do it then.

51:54 Adam What is it with all these guys who are just freaked out about sexuality? Like, I don't want to go inside my girlfriend and I don't want to catch anything. You know, when you go half speed, that's when you get hurt. That's what my old football coach said.

52:07 Drew You got to go 110 percent.

52:09 Adam 110 percent, you'll be fine. You start going, you start approaching sex half speed. That's when you tear an ACLU.

52:18 Caller What do you tear? A hamstring.

52:20 Adam Yeah, ACL. Yeah, not the ACLU, but ACL. You tear that. You get hurt when you go half speed. That's why you get drunk. You don't wear a condom, you pile right in. You roll the dice. That's what the vicar of Christ has to say. All right, can we play My Chemical Romance song, Anderson?

52:39 Caller How long is the song?

52:40 Adam How long's the song? I don't know. Three minutes? What do you think?

52:44 Caller Well, Chris, how long's the song? Three minutes.

52:46 Adam Three minutes.

52:47 Caller Do it now. Do it now.

52:48 Adam All right. Do it. There we go. Here's a little something from My Chemical Romance.

57:05 Caller Live 105 activists get advance warning on Bay Area shows, plus music news and free stuff. Go to Live105.com and sign up to get the early access passwords.

57:15 Caller Green Day. Get tickets early. It's from Live 105.

57:21 Thank you for calling the Tag Body Spray Helpline. If you are currently trapped on a...

57:26 Caller In it, please.

57:27 If you are currently...

57:28 Caller Come on, I'm working.

57:30 If you are...

57:31 Caller Oh, yeah. Sorry.

57:33 If you are currently trapped on a pedestrian bridge by a marauding band of tag-crazed hotties, press...

57:39 Caller Oh, you little ninks!

57:41 Please press one or...

57:45 Caller Introducing new Tag Body Spray for Guys. Uniquely designed to attract the ladies.

57:50 Caller Consider yourself warned.

57:51 Caller Okay. You looked in the mirror and didn't like what you saw. Dr. Greg Sinamone here. With post-holiday advice, I shared with my patients years ago as a psychological assistant. What's done is done. Stop beating yourself up and turn that frustration into motivation. A healthy change to the cortisol lifestyle of diet, exercise, and cortisol can reshape your future. So go ahead. Get your hopes up. Get excited and get into the cortisol lifestyle. Find cortisol at your favorite store or call 1-800-TRIM-993.

58:20 Claude Markham on working in the United States Navy.

58:23 Caller I'm an Aviation Ordnanceman Second Class. It's an indescribable feeling being up on the flight deck and just being next to them pulling the pin from the weapon launcher before they take off. It's a big rush inside and not many people my age can do the job that I do out in the outside at such a young age.

58:40 Most jobs reveal what you do. Hours reveal who you are. To learn more, check out navy.com or call 1-800-USANAVY. Navy. Accelerate your life.

58:50 Caller OnStar, from providing door-unlocking assistance to calling for emergency help, OnStar is ready to lend a hand 24 hours a day.

58:57 Caller Hey, it's Jared coming at you with one simple question. Why haven't you called AIS yet? Because you're too busy playing video games.

59:05 Caller That's what it is, isn't it?

59:07 Caller Look at you and your video games. Stop making excuses and call AIS now. AIS is not some insurance company that can only give you quotes from its own insurance. AIS is a broker, broker, broker, so they can shop over 30 different insurance carriers, finding you the best possible combination of price and coverage. Listen, if you contact AIS now, AIS will give you a free vehicle safety kit. That's right, free vehicle safety kit. When you get a quote and stop by any of their locations, limit one per customer. It comes with a camera, flashlight, pen, paper, and a handy auto accident guide. Call AIS now at 1-800-777-4-AIS, 800-777-4-AIS. That's 800-777-4-AIS. Or visit them online at aisinsurance.com. Come on, how can 400,000 satisfied California drivers be wrong?

59:58 Caller Travelocity presents The Roaming Gnome, denouncer of travel myths.

1:00:01 Our first myth, a trip to Europe is never affordable.

1:00:05 Caller Fooey! Travelocity has great deals like Rome Hotels from 113 bucks.

1:00:09 Myth 2.

1:00:10 Museums prefer you don't touch the exhibits.

1:00:13 Caller But the Mona Lisa yearns to be smooched. Did I win a prize?

1:00:18 Save even more when you book flight and hotel together.

1:00:21 Caller Travelocity.com slash Europe or AOL keyword travel for details.

1:00:25 Restrictions apply.

1:00:26 Caller Travelocity.

1:00:26 You'll never roam alone.

1:00:28 Caller Reason number 1230 to listen to Rewind at Noon. What the hell is going on around here?

1:00:40 Caller Spanning the globe to give you a wide variety of punk, ska punk, rock punk, punk punk.

1:00:46 Caller Anything punk.

1:00:48 Caller Today we go to Venice, California.

1:00:49 Caller Jimmy DeGrasso lives in the Bay Area. I think my husband emailed him because he bought his drum kit.

1:00:53 Caller Too much info.

1:00:54 Caller Anyway, he got the drum kit that he used in Wayne's World when he played with Alice Cooper.

1:00:57 Caller Too much info.

1:00:57 Caller Whatever. Suicidal tendencies. Punk-filled center.

1:01:00 Caller Punk-filled. Normal.

1:01:01 Caller Too much information.

1:01:03 Caller Okay, our bad.

1:01:04 Caller It wasn't really punk.

1:01:05 Caller It was a song with a punk...

1:01:06 Caller That was punk!...in it.

1:01:07 Caller That was punk. More of this today at 12 o'clock on Live 105.

1:01:11 Caller That was punk!

1:01:11 Caller Rewind it now. The eternal of 80s and 90s.

1:01:16 Caller Alcoholics Anonymous holds weekly meetings for recovering sober alcoholics at Fort Mason, Building C in San Francisco. To find out more, go to Live105.com and click the public service button.

1:01:32 Caller That's hot.

1:02:04 Caller Hey, buddy, it's Loveline.

1:02:06 Adam I'm the Vicar of Christ. That's Dr. Drew over there in New York City. We have my chemical romance in studio tonight. The guys will be seen on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight at 1206. So if you want to see them in person, you can just turn on your TV and watch them this evening. All right, now, Drew, you there? Yep. All right, we'll speak to Ashley. We can even talk to Ashley's 21 Watches Porn with Boyfriend and he gets hard when the guys are on screen.

1:02:39 My Chemical Romance Nice.

1:02:40 Adam It's going to be trouble. Or Rachel, who's a boyfriend cross dresses.

1:02:44 My Chemical Romance Oh, they're both good.

1:02:46 Adam Wants to know if it's going to be a problem when they get married. Thanks. Rachel.

1:02:51 Caller Hi.

1:02:52 Caller Hello.

1:02:53 Adam You're 23?

1:02:54 Caller Yes, I am.

1:02:55 Adam Your boyfriend cross dresses.

1:02:58 Caller Well, we've been together for three years and within the first couple of months he explained to me that in his own personal sexual time he occasionally likes to dress as a woman. And I explained to him that that was okay for me as long as he kept it separate from our relationship. And there have been times when I've come home and he's been like with my clothes and I've explained to him that that's unacceptable.

1:03:23 Drew Really? Here's the deal, Rachel. These kinds of behaviors don't exist as some sort of isolated feature of his personality. It's not like that's the only thing that's just sort of sliced away from him. The way you were saying, you're like in denial about it. It's like, well, that's this thing he does. That's him. That's a part of him. And that's a reflection of something that's happened to him, some trauma.

1:03:44 Adam Now part of him is on your blouse, by the way. He's like a squeegee.

1:03:52 Drew Oh, yes.

1:03:53 Adam Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

1:03:55 Drew Unfortunately, yes.

1:03:56 My Chemical Romance I think you need to accept that about him or move on. I think you guys need to rent Ed Wood and sit down and watch that movie together.

1:04:04 Adam Put things in the perspective.

1:04:05 Caller How does he look in your clothes?

1:04:06 My Chemical Romance Does he look good?

1:04:07 Caller I haven't seen him.

1:04:07 My Chemical Romance I thought you said you caught him in them. Or maybe it was just the underthings?

1:04:13 Caller The underthings?

1:04:14 Adam Well, how did you catch him? What was he doing when you came home?

1:04:17 Caller I came home, he was putting stuff away, and I was like, oh great.

1:04:22 Caller He was just packing.

1:04:23 Caller I was like, okay dude.

1:04:25 Drew What does he do for a living?

1:04:26 Caller He works at a hardware store.

1:04:30 My Chemical Romance Fitting, fitting.

1:04:33 Caller So, I can accept it now, and we talk about it, and he personally doesn't want to keep doing it, and then the whole thing.

1:04:42 My Chemical Romance That's really weird.

1:04:43 Caller Is he just saying that because you kind of freaked out about it?

1:04:46 Caller Perhaps, but he is freaked out about it as well. He feels ashamed when it happens.

1:04:51 Drew Yeah, but Rachel, you got to get out of your head. You're like, we talked about it, and I can accept it, and it's going to be okay with me. Now, come on. He's doing this thing. It's a peculiar behavior that's a reflection of some sort of significant trauma. He needs to get treatment for it if he wants to stop, particularly if it distresses him. That's great. It's a motive. Well, listen, I come telling you that this is just a symptom of something bigger, and he needs to see somebody, and maybe these symptoms will settle down. He can figure out what's going on here.

1:05:19 Adam Hold on. Drew, this is a vicar talk. Let's work this out for a second. Okay, so there's a few things we can agree on, which is when people say, look, I only do this once in a while, it's untrue. It's sort of like smoke and crack. You're either either do it or you don't. It's not, well, once every 10 to 18 days, I'll have just one hit off a crack, right? It's right back to work the law firm. It's either you're either in or you're out with this thing. And it's not like any of us, oh yeah, I dress like a chick to have sex with myself, maybe once every two years, but that's about it. Now you either do it or you don't. So that's number one. So you people that think the guy's not smoking the crack or not dressing like a chick every night or every other night or just being naive, he's just telling you as much as he wants you to know and you're believing it.

1:06:16 Drew Also- And you're sort of categorizing it intellectually, doesn't do anything.

1:06:21 Adam Right.

1:06:21 Drew Like I'm okay with this. He's like a robot when you talk that way about his behavior.

1:06:27 Adam The other thing we know is Drew expressed earlier in the call that these things don't exist in a vacuum. You can't just be the world's most adjusted guy, he's gonna be the world's most loving husband and father and so on and so forth, and dress like the chick. There's usually some other baggage that comes along with that. It doesn't mean you have to be cut loose, it just means you need to recognize it, not just treat it as, well, just this one thing I do.

1:06:54 Drew Or not only, and by the same token, she has to not treat it as, it's just this thing he's into, it's his little hobby. No, no, no, this is a reflection of some significant difficulty with what's called affect regulation and a sense of himself as a complete sexual being. And as a result, it's gonna affect your intimacy, it's gonna affect his ability to regulate his feeling states. It's something he needs to look into.

1:07:13 Adam But on the other side, Drew, it may be a nice little check valve for him to let a little steam off, and if you try to suppress it, he may spin out a little bit.

1:07:23 Drew Yeah, like what if you find it? Oh no, I'm not saying suppress it or judge it, we cannot judge it.

1:07:27 Adam It's impossible to judge.

1:07:28 Drew Impossible. But he is distressed by it, she is distressed by it unless she doesn't admit it. Her rationalizing does zero, he needs to get some treatment.

1:07:38 Adam All right, well how do you treat this?

1:07:40 Drew It depends, it's a symptom, it's like saying, how are you going to treat that depression? Well, you look into it, you find out what's going on with that person, what the issues are, what the biology is, and you have a treatment plan.

1:07:50 My Chemical Romance Do you think maybe he finds it sexually stimulating? Maybe it's something else, maybe it's not this compulsion, maybe he was just kind of horny when she walked home and he decided to put on some girls' clothes, like maybe it's just something that he's into.

1:08:03 Adam No. Well, he is into it. No, I mean, he does find it sexually stimulating.

1:08:07 My Chemical Romance Maybe he's not saying that he finds it, that they could get some hot or something, maybe that's all it is.

1:08:11 Drew He masturbates on her clothes, I guarantee it.

1:08:14 Adam Oh, really? Well, listen, I'll throw down an old tank top or something once in a while just to protect the furniture, but that's not...

1:08:23 Drew You run out of paper towels.

1:08:24 Adam That is not the same thing. You understand me?

1:08:27 My Chemical Romance I think, personally, she may need to find out if he's just really sexually into this and then accept that too. Maybe it's not like a negative thing.

1:08:36 Adam It will. I agree it will be a hard one to break if this is what he's really into. Yes. Now, the vicar does not use a bib if that's what you're asking, Drew. Paper towels usually will suffice. All right. Let me just say something to Rachel.

1:08:55 Caller Yes.

1:08:56 Adam All right. So this is probably a bigger issue than maybe you're you're letting on or maybe he's letting on.

1:09:02 Caller It could be. I'm just not entirely sure.

1:09:05 Adam All right. Well, here's the thing. Before you get married, because that's really that's a contract you haven't signed yet and you need to work out the deal with your cable operator before you actually sign on the dotted line. Make sure you get in all the channels you want, you know, because once you sign, that's it. You're screwed. So do not sign that marital contract until you guys are on the same page. You don't have to judge. You don't have to get angry. You don't have to corner them. But you're twenty three. You could put marriage off for another couple of years. Well, you get this problem sort of stabilized.

1:09:38 Caller Is it something we've talked about at some point in the future? And then I was considering taking that part into consideration.

1:09:44 Adam Yeah.

1:09:45 Caller Something that could develop into something greater.

1:09:48 Adam The real scary part is he could look better than you in your...

1:09:52 Caller Yeah, does he look good? In them. Halloween? Oh, Halloween.

1:09:57 My Chemical Romance See, that's the first sign. When a dude dresses up as a girl for Halloween. That is.

1:10:02 Caller Remember when the whole football team would do that?

1:10:04 My Chemical Romance Yes.

1:10:05 Caller Yes, I do too.

1:10:05 My Chemical Romance If something wrong, that means if they do it, especially a couple years in a row. Yeah.

1:10:09 Adam Yeah, there is. It is true that these things sort of manifest themselves early with, yeah, this just a little Halloween. I think it'd be funny to go as the third Hilton sister or that weird, you know, guys will do that like, hey, just for fun. I mean, I'm not really into it, but let's do something where I pretend like I'm breaking into the bedroom and I'm like a rapist who's escaped a mental institution. Yeah. Yeah. Don't go. Don't get started with that, ladies. Drew, is the vicar right or is the vicar right?

1:10:43 Drew Your vicar-ness is correct.

1:10:45 Adam Thank you. Let's speak to Ashley, 21. Ashley?

1:10:50 Caller Yeah.

1:10:51 Adam What's up?

1:10:52 Caller Hey.

1:10:53 Caller Well, my boyfriend, every time we're watching porn, he somehow gets all excited when the guys come out.

1:11:01 Drew Yeah. But is it excited because he's having, seeing guys have sex with women or is he excited by the guy?

1:11:08 Caller I think the guy.

1:11:10 Adam Well, first off, hold on. It's bogus because I've reviewed porn very closely. The vicar is taking a jeweler's loop to the porn, and they don't have guys just coming out without chicks. It's not like, oh, it's a porn. Yeah. Three dudes come out, they get naked, they chub up, and they stand there, and they rub their penises against each other, and then about 15, 20 minutes later, some hot, young, coked up chicks come in and out.

1:11:36 Caller It's excellent.

1:11:37 Adam The chicks are there first. Then the dude comes in because he's cleaning the pool, and he wants to come in and get a little iced tea. That's how porn works. So what kind of porn are you watching, Ashley? If you're not watching gay porn, then there's no guys with the absence of women.

1:11:53 My Chemical Romance Yeah.

1:11:54 Adam Yes?

1:11:55 Caller No, it's not gay porn.

1:11:57 Adam Or what kind of porn is it where there's just guys and no nude women?

1:12:02 Caller It's, well, the first the guys come out and then the girls, and then...

1:12:05 Adam No. Ashley, you can't do any better than this in the bogus department? And who put you up to this? You're not really gay boyfriend?

1:12:15 Drew The boyfriend sitting right there beside her.

1:12:17 Adam Put him on the phone, Ashley. Hand me the phone.

1:12:20 My Chemical Romance Come on.

1:12:21 Drew Put him on.

1:12:23 Caller Oh.

1:12:23 My Chemical Romance It's my little sister. She wanna talk to him.

1:12:26 Adam Hand the phone to his, to his, to his gayness over there. Come on.

1:12:33 Caller Hello.

1:12:34 Adam Who is this? Hello?

1:12:37 Caller Jordan.

1:12:39 Adam Jordan? Jordan.

1:12:39 Caller Yeah.

1:12:40 Adam Are you Ashley's boyfriend?

1:12:42 Caller Yeah.

1:12:43 Adam All right. Did you put her up to this?

1:12:45 Drew Of course. Yeah.

1:12:47 Adam Okay. First off, how old are you? She's not 21. How old are you? 17. All right.

1:12:55 Drew Oh, he's not even 17.

1:12:56 Adam All right. He's 14. He hasn't been born yet. Here's, we have to travel to the future to talk to Jordan. Listen, Jordan, I like making prank phone calls as much as the next guy, but you got to get the beats down. You understand?

1:13:12 Caller Yeah.

1:13:14 Adam And let me explain something about the women, especially young women. Here's the way it works. We figured out that guys are the only sex that does bogus phone calls. Women don't do it. But once in a while, a guy will put a woman up to it. He'll turn a woman out. Because we're not, it's like when the terrorists get the blonde chick to carry the bomb. You know, we're not looking for it. So, but bogus is bogus and our bogus nose can sniff out any bogus call. And Ashley's was full of crap. And by the way, women are too stupid to vamp most of the time, especially 16 year old chicks. So when you say to them, what kind of porn was this where a guy just came out naked?

1:13:57 Caller Uh, good porn?

1:14:00 Adam You get nothing. She had nothing, right Drew?

1:14:03 Drew Nothing. She said, the guy comes out, then a girl comes out.

1:14:06 Adam Right. And then when I busted her on it, she said, what? Guy comes out and a girl comes out. She said the exact same thing because that's what he told her to say.

1:14:16 Drew Right.

1:14:17 Adam Man. Jordan, how dare you? That was weak. You don't have to be the vicar of Christ to know when you have a weak, bogus phone call and that was pathetic. Please, call us in five years when you get it worked out, would you brother? And this time, get a girlfriend who can act. Jordan? Yeah, I'm boarding. You're bored with my critique, son?

1:14:47 Caller If you don't listen, you're never going to learn.

1:14:49 Adam That's right. All right, buddy. Have fun on that scooter. Put your helmet on. Need you any slower than you actually are. Oh, that was so weak. So bogus. See, here's the thing. When people ask things don't really make sense and everyone thinks we take a ton of bogus phone calls on this show, we don't want to. If somebody is saying something that doesn't make sense, even if it seems interesting or funny or provocative, we don't want to talk to them. She did not believe what she was saying. She couldn't support what she was saying. Therefore, we don't want to talk to her.

1:15:23 My Chemical Romance The cross-dressing one was good, though.

1:15:25 Adam Yeah, that was real.

1:15:25 My Chemical Romance Valid.

1:15:26 Adam Right. And you know, it's an interesting point, which is people think they judge a call's boguosity based on how outlandish the call is. Right. But the cross-dressing call was an outlandish call, but it was a real call. This was less outlandish, but not a real call. We could tell by the experience the person was having.

1:15:52 Caller Anything's possible.

1:15:53 My Chemical Romance All right.

1:15:54 Adam All right. Let's... Drew, are you getting that echo now?

1:15:57 Drew No.

1:15:57 My Chemical Romance You?

1:15:59 Adam What do you think? They just bring it up randomly once every hour?

1:16:04 Drew You're getting it from my voice or your voice?

1:16:06 Adam No, I'm getting it from my voice.

1:16:07 Drew Oh, great.

1:16:08 Adam Yeah. It's like having a guy with a deviated septum just yell in your ear a second after you say whatever you say. Anderson, can we fix that?

1:16:19 Drew How about this? That better? There we go. Here we go. I got to...

1:16:21 Adam Test.

1:16:22 Drew How's that?

1:16:24 Caller Oh, his cans were too hot.

1:16:25 Adam Drew, turn your cans down. Your cans are too hot. That's a lot of radio talk.

1:16:31 Drew Slide the potential... You know what?

1:16:32 Adam I want to further her down.

1:16:33 Drew Yeah. You know what? I've got shingles on my head.

1:16:36 Adam You do?

1:16:37 Drew Yeah. It's hard for me to wear my headphones. How bizarre is that?

1:16:40 My Chemical Romance That's a bummer. That's really weird.

1:16:41 Drew Oh, my God.

1:16:42 Adam How did you get shingles on your head? The guy pulled out and... There it goes.

1:16:46 Caller Travelling all over the country and put it on strange cans.

1:16:50 Drew That's right. Been being in Mexico seven. And my neck is swollen. I've got just a pain. These guys, these poor guys, the engineers are watching me with cups of hot water. I'm holding against my neck.

1:17:03 Adam It's shingles is painful, right?

1:17:05 Drew No kidding. It's like a force to your head.

1:17:08 Adam All right. What's it? How is it red? Is it discolored? Is it something?

1:17:13 Drew It's on my scalp. You can't see it. I can't even tell what it is. At first, I thought it was an infection. Then I thought, oh, this is what this is.

1:17:18 Adam How do you know you have shingles?

1:17:20 Drew I could just tell. I mean, it just feels like, well, it's a neuritic pain. It feels like it's on fire all the time. My glands are swollen.

1:17:27 Caller It's perfect.

1:17:29 Adam Maybe you're in love. Think about that.

1:17:31 Caller Maybe it's scabies.

1:17:32 Adam Could be scabies.

1:17:33 Caller Could be love.

1:17:34 Drew Could be pregnant.

1:17:37 Adam All right. Let's take a question for the band. So says the Vicar of Christ. Anne?

1:17:42 Caller Yeah?

1:17:43 Adam You're 15?

1:17:44 Caller Yeah.

1:17:45 Adam You have a question for the boys?

1:17:47 Caller Yeah. I just wanted to know how you guys got started as a band.

1:17:51 Caller Okay.

1:17:53 My Chemical Romance Actually, not to, since we're having a lot of fun, not to be a bummer, but 9-11 happened and I was an artist in New York and I was very personally affected by it. I wanted to find other dudes that were personally affected by it and wanted to actually make a difference and change the world somehow with music instead of just kind of trying to sell property to cartoon networks and stuff like that.

1:18:16 Adam What kind of artist were you?

1:18:17 My Chemical Romance I was, I started as a comic book artist and then I moved into animation and toy design and I was really happy doing it and then that happened. I realized I wasn't helping anyone but myself or other people financially.

1:18:29 Adam Well, I mean, but couldn't you, couldn't one argue that if you made a comic design, a comic book that brought meaning to someone's life or brought intrigue or comedy or whatever, you could make the same argument, happiness, as music as you could with that. Do you feel music is a better way to contact the masses?

1:18:48 My Chemical Romance At the time, I felt like I needed such a direct release that it felt like the best way possible.

1:18:55 Adam And had you had a musical background up until that point?

1:18:59 My Chemical Romance No, not really.

1:19:01 Caller He was in other bands.

1:19:02 My Chemical Romance What's that?

1:19:03 Caller You were in other bands before then.

1:19:04 Adam We were in other bands then, right?

1:19:05 My Chemical Romance Yeah, but like they weren't real bands. Like we just kind of like I was in art school and I'd started some small bands. Frank was the one who was playing the most out of all of us.

1:19:15 Adam And how did you hook up with Frank? And how did you get, did you guys know each other for a while?

1:19:19 Caller Well, it was kind of weird. Like I met Mikey at parties at, I used to be in another band on this label called Eyeball and he would show up at parties and I met Gerard too at the same party. And they would come out to shows that I was playing. And after that they were like, oh, we're going to start a band too. And I was like, oh, I'd really like to hear it. And when I heard their demo, I was like, oh, man, this is like my favorite band right now. And I got them a few shows, a place to practice. And then my band broke up and they asked me to join.

1:19:49 My Chemical Romance Oh, so it was awesome.

1:19:51 Adam So you guys, you know, you guys can go to high school together.

1:19:54 Caller Which is really weird because we grew up like 10 blocks from each other.

1:19:56 Adam Yeah, I just figured you guys were all from New Jersey. Maybe you, you know, played on the same softball team.

1:20:01 Caller It was very incestuous.

1:20:02 Caller Like the scene that we grew up in.

1:20:04 My Chemical Romance Yeah, especially Jersey. It's like, what, millions of people crammed in this tiny state. So it's very like music community. It's all incestuous like that. It's just kind of like this buddy's in this band and this band and this band.

1:20:16 Adam Well, so Gerard, did you do anything involving the cover art or any of that stuff? Is this yours? Oh, wow. It's nice. It works.

1:20:24 My Chemical Romance Thank you. I actually, it was originally supposed to be a photograph. And then Jeff Aroff, who works the labels, like, how come you don't, why don't you just make this the cover? Because I'd done a drawing for the photographer. And I was like, I don't know. I guess I wasn't confident after quitting art.

1:20:38 Adam And so you drew and said, here's what your picture should look like.

1:20:41 My Chemical Romance Yeah. The picture on the cover is actually just like a sketch for the photographer to use. Oh, really?

1:20:46 Adam And it wasn't, wasn't modified?

1:20:48 My Chemical Romance No, not at all.

1:20:49 Adam Well, it's beautiful.

1:20:50 My Chemical Romance Thank you very much.

1:20:51 Adam Yeah. It's one of these things. Art is, it's just one of these things where it sort of either works or it doesn't. It's kind of hard to explain why. And people do explain why every once in a while, but they just end up making asses of themselves because then John Stossel said it was a three year old who threw up onto the canvas. And some guy in a turtleneck explained for 20 minutes about how it worked and why it worked. It just either works or it doesn't. It's either pleasant or communicates something to you or a dozen and this works.

1:21:19 My Chemical Romance Thank you very much.

1:21:20 Adam Yeah.

1:21:20 My Chemical Romance In fact, I had tried to do better ones of that. None of them worked. That was the original and that was the only one that worked.

1:21:26 Adam Well, it's another another interesting point from the Vicar of Christ is I do believe, at least comically, your first impulse is usually your best artistically. It doesn't mean it's the most refined. It just means it's your purest impulse. We, as a society, my mom does this. Well, my mom does. She tries to pick out a wallpaper. So she takes five different wallpaper swatches. She pins them to the drywall and then she stares at them for six years. Eventually, they lose all meaning. Your best bet is to have someone else pin them up. You turn around, turn around and look for 10 seconds and then turn around again and make a decision. That's when you're at your purest. If you just keep repeating something, it's like a word you say over and over again. It just kind of loses meaning.

1:22:18 My Chemical Romance Yeah.

1:22:18 Adam And I don't think a lot of people know that artistically. I think your first impulse is sort of your purest and sort of your best.

1:22:25 My Chemical Romance I agree with you. And we've kind of gone off that instinct with this band since the beginning. It's just like your first intention is definitely your most purest. And our intentions are always very pure because of that. We just kind of went on gut feeling and instinct and never looked back at all.

1:22:41 Adam All right. Well, good story. And it's still better than you guys just hanging out in high school.

1:22:46 My Chemical Romance Isn't it?

1:22:46 Adam We get a lot of.

1:22:47 Drew All right.

1:22:48 Adam Let's take a little break. My chemical romance is in the studio tonight. Are you a vicar? What?

1:22:52 Drew You're a vicar?

1:22:53 Adam Yes.

1:22:54 Drew I just want to again promote that I'm looking for people that have sexual secrets, very much like that cross-dressing fellow, afraid to share with a partner and or people with performance anxiety that were willing to talk on Discovery Health Channel.

1:23:06 Adam Performance anxiety, meaning unable to achieve an erection?

1:23:10 Drew Various kinds of performance anxiety. People fear they will have a direction, have an orgasm, don't want to take their clothes off, just fear about being sexual.

1:23:17 Adam All right. Isn't 90% of the people don't want to take their clothes off? Is it 90% of them are fat and the other 10% were molested?

1:23:25 Drew That's about right.

1:23:26 Adam That's about right. Because great-looking people, clothes come off in a heartbeat. Skinny-dipping. I like the guys. The guys who just can't wait to shirt. The guys walking down the street at 61. It's like shirts off, man. I'm boiling in this tank top, man. I'm boiling. I got the steams coming out of my mouth. I'm frying. They're at the ball game. Shirt comes flying off. Shirt cannot stay on. Like the guys with the hot bodies, shirts are just off.

1:23:55 My Chemical Romance They don't even own more than four. And three of them don't have sleeves.

1:23:59 Adam And once it's like, if they're around a pool or something, or at the beach, shirts never even near them. I mean, it's off into the evening, into the next day, still walking around in the trunks. Yeah. I don't mind that. I don't like the shaved chest with the pierced nipple.

1:24:14 My Chemical Romance Oh, pierced nipples are a bad scene. Freak me out.

1:24:20 Adam It's weird.

1:24:20 Caller It's very Dave Navarro.

1:24:21 Adam And it forces you to focus on the dude's nipple. And that's the part I don't like. I'm trying to have a conversation here. Oh, there's your nipple. What's going on with the nipple? Gotta look at your nipple. Hey dude, that's your nipple. That's nice. Why don't you just pull a nut out?

1:24:37 Caller While you're at it.

1:24:39 Adam I really think it's less offensive to me if you just pulled one nut out. Just let that, wear some tight shorts and just have one nut pop out of the side of the banana hammock or whatever.

1:24:51 Caller Preferable.

1:24:52 Adam I'll go look at that. Preferable, right?

1:24:54 Drew Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

1:24:55 Adam Yeah, somehow the nipple is more egregious, more offensive. All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.

1:25:08 Caller We'll be right back.

1:25:09 Drew Please hold.

1:25:40 Caller What else? Green Day. Green Day, September 24th at SBC Park. Tickets. Tickets go on sale this Sunday at 10 a.m. at Ticketmaster. But if you're a Live 105 activist, you can get tickets three days early.

1:25:55 Caller Live 105 activists get advance warning on Bay Area shows, plus music news and free stuff. Go to live105.com and sign up to get the early access passwords.

1:26:04 Caller Green Day. Get tickets early from Live 105.

1:26:11 Caller I'm here with Wayne, Scion owner.

1:26:13 Caller Which one do you have?

1:26:14 Caller It's a 2005 Scion XB. Why the XB? Well, there's no other car like it.

1:26:18 My Chemical Romance You can't not look at the XB.

1:26:20 Caller Especially one that's really tricked out.

1:26:21 Caller And speaking of tricked out, what accessories do you got going on your XB?

1:26:24 Caller Where do they come from?

1:26:25 Caller Actually, I got a lot of it installed from Scion at the dealership.

1:26:28 Caller Really?

1:26:28 Caller Yeah. I got the OBX shift knob, LED interior light kit, alloys, lowering spring kit, of course. And I was able to get it all done and still keep everything legit with the warranty.

1:26:38 Caller Well, your XB looks sweet.

1:26:40 Caller Yeah, man. Thanks. Customize your Scion a little or a lot. The journey to your perfect car starts in your local Scion dealership or scion.com. With a 2005 XP, starts at well below $16,000 MSRP. And you can load it up with over 30 factory accessories, all backed by the Scion warranty. Scion, what moves you? MSRP includes delivery, processing, and handling fees, excluding taxes, title, license, and other optional equipment. Actual dealer price may vary.

1:27:08 Caller Mountain Dew presents Green Fu.

1:27:12 Caller So, we meet again.

1:27:13 Caller Do I know you?

1:27:14 Caller Yes.

1:27:14 Caller You spent the last hour of this movie trying to find me so you can have your revenge.

1:27:18 Caller Didn't recognize you.

1:27:19 Caller I've lost weight.

1:27:20 Caller Good for you. Now, let's have a spectacular fight with aerial flips while hanging from invisible strings.

1:27:25 Caller Maybe later. But first, let us drink Mountain Dew and have a sound effects contest.

1:27:28 Caller Ooh, you are wiser than you look. Prepare for my 16 ounces of fury. Very smooth, but no match for my flying green two liter.

1:27:45 Caller Well done, my friend.

1:27:46 Caller You have proven a worthy opponent.

1:27:48 Caller We shall meet again.

1:27:49 Green Food is a Mountain Dew production.

1:27:52 Caller This product has been rated MD.

1:27:53 Caller The electrifying action of a Warriors game is just better with a buddy. Stop by your local Chevron station and purchase two 12-packs of Aquafina 12-ounce bottles and receive a buy one get one free ticket for Golden State Warriors game.

1:28:07 Caller April 23rd is Earth Day, and the California State Parks Foundation is having a big cleanup. To find out how you can volunteer, go to Live105.com and click the public service button.

1:28:20 Caller Reason number 1000, to listen to Rewind at Noon.

1:28:23 Practically every one of the top 40 records being played on every radio station in the United States is a communication to the children to take a trip.

1:28:38 Caller Monday, Sean will be back. With this really intense email, let me preface this letter by first letting you know that I haven't listened to commercial radio for years until just recently taking a construction job. Where radio is the only music source available all day. What the hell has happened to radio today? Except every day from noon to one, there's a beacon in the dark night of corporate radio. Yes, one and only one hour that makes radio worth listening to. More today at 12 o'clock.

1:29:18 Caller Alternative, San Francisco.

1:29:34 Adam Hey everybody, it's some Love Live. I'm the Vicar of Christ. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. My Chemical Romance.

1:29:43 Drew Your Vicar's humble servant.

1:29:45 Adam Thank you, Drew. My Chemical Romance in studio tonight. Three cheers for Sweet Revenge. Name of the CD. We'll hear another cut off that, and a couple of few. The guys are gonna be on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, by the way, and we're just roaming the halls here at the legendary K-Rock, and mentioning how many records that no doubt has sold about 8 million copies of that one Tragic Kingdom record. Drew, remember I put a curse on them?

1:30:12 Drew Yeah, it was great.

1:30:14 Adam Yeah, it was awesome.

1:30:15 Drew Well done.

1:30:15 Adam I really only put a, I don't know how many bands I put a curse on, but No Doubt is the only band, to my knowledge, Drew, have I put a curse on another band?

1:30:27 Drew I can't recall a spontaneous curse, no.

1:30:30 Adam Yeah, but I put the, I put the pox, the vicar put the pox on No Doubt because they came in and they were fine, but then later on, I think they called me a racist because I made some Indian joke about Tony.

1:30:47 Drew Right.

1:30:48 Adam It turned into a mess.

1:30:49 Drew It wasn't even about Tony.

1:30:50 Adam No, here's what happened. Tony from No Doubt is a, Gwen was like dating Tony in the past, but nobody knew, knew any of this stuff. This is like, Drew, what is this? Like eight, nine years ago?

1:31:04 Drew Easily.

1:31:06 Adam Easily. Yeah. And don't worry, that curse is going to kick in any, any minute now, another 10 million records are showing on the top like a sledgehammer. But anyway, they're, they're in here. And Gwen was talking about like interracial dating or something and she was just sitting here like you guys are sitting here. And she was like, yeah, I dated a guy who was a different nationality. I dated a, dated an Indian guy for a while. And I said, Indian, like a woo woo woo Indian or seven 11 Indian. And, and it was just, I was making a joke, but it turned out to be seven 11 Indian now, by the way, which I don't know if you guys have that in Jersey, but here we got this, you know, that's basically Eastern Eastern Indian versus American Indian. And I didn't know Tony from the band was the guy she was talking about because normally when you talk about, yeah, I dated this guy for a while and I had this interracial thing. It's not the person sitting right next to you in your band. It's some dude you went to high school with. So they were like, they kind of, it was a little uncomfortable for a couple of beats. But then they seemed to laugh it off. Yes, Drew?

1:32:19 Drew It seemed like it. Yeah.

1:32:20 Adam Yeah. And then we went on. But that was like in the first hour. It's like another hour worth of show. We just answered some calls and then they split. But then they sold a few records and they got a little big. And then I think about a year later, they were going to come back on the show. But they said, no, that Adam, Adam's a racist. So we're not doing the show. And it's true. I'm a racist. But that was not part of my racism. I was just making a joke. I do believe people of color are inferior to the white man. But that's not, I mean, let's just, let's be honest. But that's not what I was saying there. I was actually just a joke, not part of my rhetoric. You can find on my websites or anything like that.

1:33:01 My Chemical Romance Is there any literature you might be reading in the basement or something?

1:33:04 Adam As a matter of fact, I want to talk to you guys after the show. If you start, just, you know, you have pretty big stage up there as a band, and there's a message I'd like you to get across. There's a lot of confused white people out there. I just want you to, we'll talk after the show. I just want to see if I can-

1:33:19 My Chemical Romance Mikey's face is frozen.

1:33:21 Caller It's not.

1:33:22 Adam I'm not advocating any violence. It's just a message I'd like to get across. I got some land in Montana.

1:33:31 Caller Oh, my God.

1:33:32 Adam Plentywood, Montana. It's beautiful country over there. And it's just, just Drew, Drew understands what I'm saying. And he understands it because he's got some Jew on his mother's side that he's not welcome, but he respects it. That's the point. Am I right, Drew?

1:33:49 Drew Well, the vicarious demands that demands respect.

1:33:53 Adam And if if you guys are what we call pure, we'll talk. Let's not talk about on the air, but let's just let's just let's just talk off the air. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. There's room for artists, too. As long as Bohemians, there's still I don't need what I what we call long haired troublemakers over there. There's a there'd be a sanctioned art that all approve. And that'll be I will review and you know, there'll be there'll be there'll be a place for it is what I'm saying. Yes. Just like Hitler had Wagner. We will need we'll need music over there, too. Yes.

1:34:32 Drew And architecture.

1:34:34 Adam That's right.

1:34:35 Drew All right.

1:34:35 Adam We'll work it out. Enough said. Enough said. The point is, is I put a I put a curse on No Doubt.

1:34:41 My Chemical Romance How did you do it?

1:34:42 Adam I just I announced it. Oh, I know.

1:34:45 My Chemical Romance You know.

1:34:45 Adam And then after the word got out, a few several million albums later that I put a curse on them and Luke.

1:34:51 Caller Yeah. The Evil Eye. The Evil Eye.

1:34:53 Adam Yeah. That's my version.

1:34:55 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:34:56 Adam Yeah. After the word got after several several million albums were sold and the word got out that I put a curse on a bands would line up waiting for me to put a curse on management calling all day begging for me to put a curse on on black grape or Chumbawumba or something like that, that's my Harvey Danger wanted a curse. I remember that was just about six months ago and they call.

1:35:23 My Chemical Romance Do you know anything about Sean Rider speaking of black grape?

1:35:25 Adam No, I don't know anything other than they came in here and drunk off their ass about ten years ago.

1:35:31 My Chemical Romance Those guys get that guy has some history.

1:35:32 Adam They wish I put a curse on them. I was this close to remember.

1:35:37 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:35:38 Adam This close to putting a curse on them. But here's the point. You can't just line up and get a curse. I have to mean it. Otherwise, it's not going to have any real effect.

1:35:48 Drew We have to be sincere.

1:35:51 Adam I like you guys, therefore, I can't give you my curse. Therefore, you're not going to sell so many records. If I put the curse on you, it's ironic. All right. Well, here's my point. No doubt it's only sold like 30 million records. Imagine if I hadn't put the curse on them, they probably would have sold like 100 million.

1:36:12 Caller Yeah.

1:36:14 Adam That's right. Yeah. How do you like that? Seventy million less because of the Corolla curse. The curse of the vicar. That's a good way to look at it, Drew. I hadn't looked at it that way before.

1:36:26 Caller You're right.

1:36:27 Adam All right. Let's speak to Amanda who's 22. Amanda?

1:36:31 Caller Hi.

1:36:32 Adam What's happening?

1:36:34 Caller Well, I had two questions. I was wondering, I just had a baby six months ago and my mom said that sometimes that can give you a hemorrhoid and I didn't know what if having him so long ago why would I have one now but the other part of that was if you wear a song underwear could that give you a hemorrhoid or am I just weird?

1:37:04 Adam Let's put it this way, you have a hemorrhoid whatever caused it it sounds like you have you have I'm gonna go with having the baby over yeah over the doctor but you know three-eighths of a strap of chiffon going up your butt crack versus crapping out a duraflame log essentially out your vagina I don't have an advanced degree Drew but I'm pushing the 10-pound sack out of the vagina over the wisp of yarn tickled your crack yes my right well said well said all right but she's stinking that's what I like Amanda yeah what are you saying come meet me in Montana I don't know what are you a father what are the Simpsons Amanda what is what what are your symptoms oh well it is an uncomfortable you're itching or burning or what burning no it doesn't know it doesn't burn it's just uncomfortable it itches a little bit but not a lot difficult to sit for a long time is something popping out you feel something coming out there hemorrhoid is a swollen vein that kind of pops out of the anus well do you know how I could get rid of it well you want to go see a doctor find out what it is you could have be something like whipworm or you know you think you would be able to work you have what's called pruritus a night and you have a child yes you can get worms little kids in the house you've got to go see somebody find out what this is okay hold on you got a ride they take over the vicar of Christ now the vicar of Christ pridus a night that's your that's your band the vicar of Christ will front pridus a night yes pridus a night yes all right and how do you spell that with the C or P PRU PRU all right all right Amanda yeah you luck with you you can't figure out it do you have a bump on your butt you can you figure this out yeah I mean I've only noticed it like a week ago so did you look in the mirror at it yeah did you check it out have somebody check it out well no I mean I I don't know I made an appointment with the doctor there you go I just wanted to like all right I don't know go get some get some anusol cream and you're kind of like countering and they saw each cream make an appointment with the mirror and a flashlight because you got you got to bounce that beam and you saw hc cream and then a warm bath there you go okay true what in that order or shouldn't be in the other order the other order yes repeated warm baths repeat anusol cream there you go what what about like what should you be feeling for or looking for if you have a hemorrhoid like a purple bump right yeah yeah around the anus somewhere around the anus yeah and and it should it should it should burn it should sting what should it feel like or hurt it can frankly hurt okay painful I don't think chicks probe themselves enough like a dude would have gotten on this immediately yeah and shown his friend showing all his buddy yeah and plus we have the extra disadvantage of the sack and junk to work with vagina it's easy to get at your anus sack and junk that's like a tree that's fallen in the room we got to get around it now you're on foot like I can't get to my anus I got too much sack I gotta go backside and it's like a two-manor now and there's it involves like yeah mirrors and green screening yeah you have to get buddies involved yeah get guys involved if you had no sack and it'd be easier to get and women are more flexible than guys yes of course they could get down and get a good look at their stuff sure yeah true yeah imagine how much time you'd spend with your anus if it wasn't for your cumbersome sack did you imagine the tree in the road yeah it wasn't for that that fell tree in the road you'd just you'd be happy motoring with you and your anus yes yeah yeah of course yeah yeah I'd be having a love affair with my anus if the sack hadn't got between them Adam Adam come on be honest be honest you've got us you've got not just the fallen tree but you've got the woods oh plenty yeah I got a hedgerow yeah it's like Normandy with their head down there she can't crowds are hiding in it you can't see or you can't find them yeah but I do feel like the sack is got between me and my anus like like a parent has gotten between like Romeo and Juliet great love affair here but a fat hairy wrinkled parent has gotten in between the two of us wow there's gonna be a suicide here you guys should write a song about my sure you want to talk art how about the law when you've loved and lost like I have potential what if what if we'll never know could have been what kind of music could mean my anus have made if not for the sack we'll never know my face hurts yeah face hurting hurt that's good let's give our faces a rest we will take ourselves my chemical romance Institute and I'll take a quick break oh and then we're gonna hear another song okay after this thank you for calling love line your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting call love line call love line 1-800-LOVE-191 Love Love Love Love Line Love Word with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Love on a Five Alternative San Francisco and now little piggy on a pegawish foot from virgin mobile this here little pegawish went to market cause he wanted to this here little pegawish stayed home cause that's what he felt like doing then there was a big was that roast beef azure with a side of Yukon 24 karat gold mash pot hot dogs all marinated in the gravy of pay as you go liberation just cause and this little pegawish had none but that's not important cause this little pegawish went wee wee wee wee because she felt like going wee wee head to toes soup to nuts the pegawish does what he wants to do pay as you go with virgin mobile get ten dollars off the vox 8610 color flip phone plus the free body glove headset with the purchase of any virgin mobile phone only a radio shack biggest unite offers good to 413.05 while supplies last free body glove headset as a retail value of 1999 see radio shack stores for details.

1:44:20 Caller If you're looking for more in an auto part store, get ready. Advanced auto parts is working harder to make our stores better than the rest.

1:44:26 Caller Get ready for a cleaner, brighter, better place to shop.

1:44:29 Caller Get ready for an auto part store that's better organized so you can easily find what you're looking for. Get ready for free do-it-yourself brochures. Get ready for advanced TV or exclusive video how-to network and other in-store innovations you won't find anywhere else. When you want more than just another auto part store, the first place to go is advanced auto parts.

1:45:06 Caller Welch's White Grape Juice presents Gold Medal Mothers.

1:45:09 Caller I have seen some amazing maternal moments, but this is just tremendous. She's not only strapped her son in the car seat, but she actually showed her husband how to install it. But wait, even more impressive, she's now sharing her Welch's White Grape Juice with her family. It's another delicious moment made possible by mom and Welch's.

1:45:25 Caller Everyone loves the delicately sweet taste of Welch's 100% White Grape Juice. Delicious golden juice made with Welch's Niagara Grapes and no added sugar. Welch's 100% White Grape Juice.

1:45:35 Caller Reach for the gold.

1:45:36 Caller Need some extra cash? Then call auto insurance specialists. One quick call to AIS could save you hundreds of dollars a year. Call 1-800-772-4-AIS for a quote today.

1:45:47 Caller Reason number nine to listen to Rewind at Noon. Alright, if you haven't figured it out yet, the Punshield Center, we're gonna be heading to Forged in California in the band...

1:46:17 Caller is Agent Orange.

1:46:18 Caller Secret Agent Man. Rewind the news. Hot Films starts!

1:46:23 Caller More of this today at 12 o'clock.

1:46:27 Caller By the way, thanks for helping me move these boxes.

1:46:30 Caller No problem.

1:46:31 Caller Glad to help.

1:46:32 Caller Go ahead.

1:46:32 Caller Put another one on there.

1:46:33 Caller Okay, but careful on those stairs.

1:46:35 Caller Oh, you can't even see.

1:46:37 Caller You leave that to me. Just tell me when I'm getting close.

1:46:39 Caller You're close. People don't always use common sense. Fortunately, there's a health care company that does. United Health Care. Offering health planning tools to find rising costs, a 24-hour nurse line, and preventive health care solutions. United Health Care. It just makes sense.

1:47:19 Adam Hey everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. No, I'm the Vicar of Christ.

1:47:25 Caller Lead singer of?

1:47:25 Adam I was, Adam.

1:47:28 Drew Lead singer of? Paratus Ani.

1:47:30 Adam Paratus Ani.

1:47:31 My Chemical Romance Sounds like a black metal band.

1:47:32 Adam Yeah. Paratus Ani.

1:47:35 Caller I like Piranha Anus.

1:47:37 Adam Narthex and the Paratus Ani. Yeah. Lead frontman, the Vicar of Christ.

1:47:44 Caller I think we've lost all three of our Catholic listeners tonight.

1:47:47 Adam All right. That's all right.

1:47:48 Caller Not the shim.

1:47:49 Adam We got the atheist. We will hear a little something from my chemical romance. I think we'll take one call and then we'll hear a song. It's not going to be long either. Take it. Not the song, the call.

1:48:03 Caller Oh, right.

1:48:04 Adam Take a steroids for college baseball, long-term effects.

1:48:07 Caller Is that Chris Holland?

1:48:08 Adam Let's talk to Jake.

1:48:11 Caller What's going on?

1:48:12 Adam What's happening?

1:48:13 Caller Man, I'm playing college baseball and, you know, I've seen all these professional athletes taking these steroids and decided to delve into it and I want to know the long-term effects.

1:48:25 Caller Very impressionable, huh?

1:48:27 Drew There are many. There are certain kinds of liver disease you can get, kidney failure, hypertension, strokes, heart disease, chronic fertility problems, chronic erectile dysfunction, baldness, yeah, baldness, yeah.

1:48:41 Adam Yeah.

1:48:41 Drew So there's many, many, many potential serious medical consequence to taking steroids.

1:48:46 Adam But, Drew, what, is there a safe way and I don't, I know prescribed by a doctor for an injury or an illness, but let's just say recreationally, you're trying to add a few more points to your batting average and have the long ball carry 30 feet longer. Can you do it for a season taper off or whatever or do we know?

1:49:08 Drew We don't know. You're only putting yourself in harm's way. There's only potential to do harm. There's no potential to do any good medically, but you might be able to escape by without long-term consequences. Yeah, you can.

1:49:19 Adam Yeah, I mean, do you think a guy like Jose Canseco is ruined?

1:49:23 Drew I think most of those guys are going to have accelerated vascular disease. They're going to get heart disease young. If you remember, some guys even believe you can get tumors like Lyle Lazzato believed his lymphoma was from steroids.

1:49:32 Adam I remember that. Well, and also a lot of guys, a lot of NFL guys, linemen guys that were all pro in the 70s and even the 80s, even coming in the 90s, dropping dead in their late 40s, early 50s. That's right. They talk about wear and tear on the body, but guys who work in steel factories and coal mines have wear and tear on their body, too. They don't drop dead at 50. This is wear and tear could probably be considered the use of steroids. Yes, Drew?

1:50:05 Drew I absolutely agree.

1:50:07 Adam All right. Well, you know the Vickers right. Hey, Jay.

1:50:12 Caller The other question I had was like, I mean, you're telling me like liver and, I'm talking more or less like children, like defects or anything like that.

1:50:21 Drew No, but you could not have children. You can get chronic fertility problems, as I said.

1:50:24 Caller Okay.

1:50:25 Adam All right. And you can get a lot of zits, which won't allow you to get laid, which means you can't have any kids. So you break it down like that. But all right, Jake, do your thing. But how about you just work out a little harder and eat a little of that creatine or something that's sort of in between, you know?

1:50:41 My Chemical Romance Pump iron and listen to some Kill Switch Engage.

1:50:43 Drew Because that's not nearly, nearly the impact of the pharmacology.

1:50:49 Adam What about like creatine or something like that? Not even close?

1:50:52 Drew Yeah, no, it's, you know, maybe a, you know, a pop gun compared to a, you know, a cannon.

1:50:57 Adam Really?

1:50:58 Drew Yeah.

1:50:59 Adam Well, but there are guys who have a natural capacity for it. I mean, for responding to working out, that kind of stuff.

1:51:06 Drew Which is how sort of the vicariness intended it in the first place.

1:51:09 Adam Yeah. When I sat down to design man, I gave myself these big bushy eyebrows. First order of business. I want all the eyebrow. I'm going to Bogart the brow. That was the vicar's first order of business. Second, all men are not created equal. Some guys got the big guns and the thin waist. Other guys got the swivel hips and the spindly arms. But I said, yeah, no, we're going to hear a song, but let me tell you about the vicar of Christ.

1:51:36 Drew All right, good.

1:51:36 Adam I don't care about them big guns. I don't care about the six pack abs. I'm not interested in the matinee idol. Good looks. I want the brow. Give me the brow, bro. That was my thing. Give me the brow, bro. I could say that all the time in that second.

1:51:47 Drew You got the brow and the brillo.

1:51:48 Adam Yeah, the brillo head and the brow, because chicks dig the brow and they dig the brillo, bro. All right, let's hear a little something. Is it Vicar Right or is it Vicar Right?

1:51:57 Drew Vicar's right.

1:51:57 Adam Vicar's right, right?

1:51:59 Caller Vicar's right, yeah.

1:52:00 Adam There you go. Yeah, it's not vicar, it's the vicar's right.

1:52:03 Caller The vicar's right.

1:52:04 Adam There you go. There you go. Let's hear a little something from my chemical romance in this one. You queued up there, Chris?

1:52:11 Caller That I am.

1:52:12 Adam All right. Is that affirmative for the vicar?

1:52:14 Drew That I am.

1:52:15 Adam All right. That I am. We will, it's like he's some kind of children's book from the early 70s. Let's hear a little something from my chemical romance. This one is called I'm Not Okay. Yeah, my chemical romance, everybody. In studio tonight, we're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:55:45 Caller All right, guys, here's the deal.

1:55:46 Caller Looking to hook up, call the Dateline.

1:55:48 Caller Sick of wasting time with the wrong person.

1:55:50 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:55:51 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:55:52 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:55:54 Caller 1-877-889.

1:55:56 Caller Date.

1:55:59 Caller If you need to.

1:56:01 Caller Call Loveline.

1:56:02 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:56:09 Caller Loveline.

1:56:11 Caller With Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:56:13 Caller Alternative.

1:56:14 Caller San Francisco.

1:56:16 Caller James Shaver Jr. on free time in the United States Navy.

1:56:19 Caller In the Navy, I pretty much work in the military intelligence field. Outside of what I do in the Navy, afterwards, we get a lot of time off.

1:56:26 Caller I like to go up, have some fun, go surfing, live in Southern California. Can't beat it.

1:56:30 Caller Great place. Good time.

1:56:32 Caller We believe in a balanced approach to life. Work hard and play hard. To learn more, check out navy.com or call 1-800-USA-NAVY. Navy. Accelerate your life.

1:56:46 Caller Wouldn't it be nice if everything were priced like Vonage? Just think of the difference it would make. You're driving your brand new $5,000 sports car to your sprawling waterfront property. You know, the place you picked up for just under $60,000 last year. And your kid is home on spring break from that fancy Ivy League college, the one that's costing you $20,000 for a full four years. That's your kind of pricing, right? Which is why you'll absolutely love Vonage broadband phone service. For just $24.99 a month, you get unlimited calling anywhere in the US and Canada. Plus, Vonage gives you great features like voicemail, caller ID, call forwarding, and much more at no additional cost. And all you need is a broadband connection to the Internet, like a cable modem or DSL, and you're ready to go. To get Vonage, visit vonage.com or call 1-800-708-4866. That's 1-800-708-4866. Vonage is also available at Best Buy, Circuit City, and Staples. Vonage, the broadband phone company. One-time activation charge may apply, plus taxes and other fees.

1:57:45 Caller 911, what's your emergency?

1:57:48 Caller He's in the house.

1:57:49 Caller Sir, who is in the house?

1:57:51 Caller His father.

1:57:52 Caller Whose father?

1:57:53 Caller My girls.

1:57:54 Caller Your girlfriend's father is in your house.

1:57:57 Caller His house. His house.

1:57:58 Caller Sir, calm down. You're in his house with his daughter. Well, daughters. His daughters.

1:58:05 Caller Yeah, and their friend Shelly.

1:58:07 Caller We're hiding under his bed.

1:58:09 Caller All of you?

1:58:10 Caller Well, it's a California king size.

1:58:13 Caller Okay, you're under his bed, and he's threatening you.

1:58:17 Caller Not yet, but he's a big man.

1:58:19 Caller Come on, Carl.

1:58:23 Caller He's gonna smell us. He's like a bulldog.

1:58:26 Caller Sir, you mean a bloodhound?

1:58:28 Caller Whatever.

1:58:32 Caller Oh, man.

1:58:33 Caller He's here.

1:58:35 Caller Sir?

1:58:36 My Chemical Romance Introducing new TAG body spray for guys.

1:58:39 Caller Uniquely designed to attract the ladies.

1:58:41 My Chemical Romance Consider yourself warned.

1:58:43 Caller Mr. Nanky, I'm writing the ad for the new tire rotator.

1:58:45 Caller Be very precise. In newspaper ads, every letter costs money.

1:58:48 Caller I'm not using classifieds. I'm putting it on bayareahelpwanted.com.

1:58:51 Caller What?

1:58:52 Caller Yeah, I'll have the ad up in five minutes. We'll start getting resumes immediately. And oh, we get an unlimited number of words to describe the job on bayareahelpwanted.com.

1:59:00 Caller Unlimited words?

1:59:01 Caller Uh, yeah.

1:59:01 Caller Start writing. Being a tire rotator at Nanky Tires is not a task for wissy wimps. It's a challenging job for a rugged individual who knows that a balanced tire is a happy tire. To be or not to be, that's the question.

1:59:13 Caller Whoa. Who knew behind your driest host facade there exists such a passionate, dynamic individual?

1:59:19 Caller You mean me?

1:59:20 Caller Are you free Saturday night?

1:59:21 Caller After I wash my mom's hair.

1:59:23 Caller That's creepy. I'll just go put this up on bayareahelpwanted.com.

1:59:27 Caller You gotta write that down. Don't mention mom. Don't mention mom.

1:59:29 Caller bayareahelpwanted.com plays as many ads as you want for one low price.

1:59:33 Caller Mom, do you think my washing your hair every Saturday night is creepy?

1:59:36 Caller You got something in my eye, ya wishy wimp.

1:59:38 Caller Sorry.

1:59:39 Caller bayareahelpwanted.com.

1:59:40 Caller Long name, amazing results.

1:59:44 Caller Walter.

1:59:45 Adam Yeah.

1:59:45 Caller How long you been my barber?

1:59:46 My Chemical Romance A long time.

1:59:47 Adam Movie hit.

1:59:48 Caller Would you say we're close?

1:59:49 Adam No.

1:59:50 Caller Because I've never confided in you.

1:59:51 Caller I appreciate that.

1:59:52 Caller Until now.

1:59:53 Caller Walter, I'm a dollar menu guy.

1:59:55 Adam Okay.

1:59:56 Caller I go to McDonald's, get the McChicken sandwich, fries, hot fudge, sundae. I'm a dollar menu guy, Walter.

2:00:02 Caller You're a dollar menu guy. Oh, right.

2:00:05 Caller I think we're pretty close right now.

2:00:07 Caller Like family. Move your head.

2:00:11 Caller I'm loving it.

2:00:11 Caller The price and participation may vary.

2:00:13 Caller Live 105 can help you get tickets to your favorite shows. Before everybody else, Green Day. Green Day, September 24th at SBC Park. Tickets go on sale this Sunday at 10 a.m. at Ticketmaster. But if you're a Live 105 activist, you can get tickets three days early.

2:00:34 Caller Live 105 activists get advance warning on Bay Area shows, plus music news and free stuff. Go to Live105.com and sign up to get the early access passwords.

2:00:43 Caller Green Day. Get tickets early from Live 105.

2:00:50 Caller The San Francisco SPCA and Animal Care and Control is holding a food drive for puppies and kitties of the homeless. To find out more, call 415-522-3500 or go to Live105.com and click the public service button.

2:01:10 Caller With Adam Cole and Dr. Drew.

2:01:11 Caller Live 105.

2:01:12 Caller Alternative. San Francisco.

2:01:26 Caller Well, that's it, everyone. Thrice is coming in here, thank you. Yes, the Vicar of Christ will be in tomorrow night, along with Dr. Drew. Hallelujah. Thrice will be in here tomorrow night, and then Dave Attell, a very funny standup from Insomniac, is gonna be in here on Wednesday night. Wanna thank My Chemical Romance for coming in tonight. Thank you. Always a good time. Three cheers. Yeah, I meant the first hour and the second hour. Three cheers for Sweet Revenge. Name of the CD gonna be on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight. So don't miss that. Guys, a pleasure. Thank you very much. And until next time, this is the Vicar of Christ for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

2:02:08 Caller What's up, Vicar?

2:02:10 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

Episode Feedback

Monday, April 4, 2005