Episode 1000702505865

0:56 Voiceover The Loveline is meant for an adult audience. The Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

1:13 Voiceover This is The Loveline. With Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Hey, buddy. It's The Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and an addiction medicine specialist, and tonight here in studio from the band Pepper, Brett Kaleo and Yassad, all here representing Drew. He's having a love fest with the band before.

1:42 Drew Very nice band. Crazy love fest.

1:44 Adam Because they go Brett and Brett's grandfather.

1:49 Drew Brett and I go back two generations. Two generations. Where is that?

1:52 Adam Right.

1:53 I'm sorry, Dr. Drew.

1:54 Adam Generations.

1:55 Pepper That's like nirvana. That's heavy. That's way back.

1:57 Drew Way back.

1:58 Adam Yeah.

1:58 Drew Can you point at them?

1:59 Adam The entire band is from Hawaii.

2:02 Pepper Kona, Hawaii.

2:03 Adam And Kona. Coffee. I don't know anything about Kona, really.

2:06 Pepper Condoms. Coffee.

2:07 Adam Does anyone?

2:08 Drew Ollacala.

2:09 Adam Does anyone?

2:10 Pepper Who goes there?

2:10 Drew That's Maui.

2:11 Adam Do people go to Kona for vacation? I mean, what?

2:14 Drew Hualalai is the greatest.

2:16 Pepper In fact, Kona is horrible. Never go there. You never, ever, ever want to go there in your entire life.

2:21 Drew The most unbelievable hotels on earth are at the Four Seasons Hualalai.

2:25 Pepper You got it.

2:26 Drew That is the best. What's the big one? Looks like a Ritz-Carlton, the Rose or the?

2:31 Pepper The Orchid. That's Orchid. I stole a van from there when I was younger.

2:36 Drew These are unbelievable.

2:37 Pepper It's not going on your criminal record.

2:38 Adam Have I been to Kona?

2:39 Drew No.

2:40 Adam No?

2:40 Drew You'd never forget it.

2:41 Adam Where have I been?

2:42 Drew You've been to Maui.

2:43 Pepper You gotta be huge.

2:44 Adam I gotta work that out. You do. Is all the family back in Kona? Yes.

2:48 Pepper Right, right? Yes, the ones that aren't dead yet. Yes, they're all dead.

2:51 Pepper The important ones are, except for the ones I know Dr. Drew, which are still living in Malibu right now.

2:57 Adam And Laguna. And so how does it, well, what's the music scene like in Hawaii? Or is there a music scene or?

3:04 Pepper Good one.

3:04 Pepper There you go.

3:05 Adam There's no music scene.

3:07 Pepper No, it's pretty non-existent.

3:08 Pepper Like Hula, Don Ho, that's it. You know what it is.

3:11 Pepper Jack Johnson.

3:12 Adam So how did it all get, how did you guys get started? Did you meet in high school? How'd it go?

3:18 Pepper It's like we know you.

3:20 Adam Oh, you do.

3:21 Pepper We met actually, figure this out, at a house party. And I came up to Yassad one day. I'm like, hey, you want to play some music? He's like, no, not really. I'd rather just get stone and surf. I was like, sick, all right. Well, cool. And then the next week we're at a house party, go figure. And I went up to Yassad and I said, hey, you want to jam? He's like, no, not really. And then later on during that party, he got drunken off and came up to me and said, hey, you know what, we're going to jam out.

3:45 Pepper Because what?

3:46 Pepper That's how Pepper started.

3:47 Pepper Because I need more bush.

3:48 Pepper Yeah, this girl actually denied me that night. And then it came back into play. I was like, I remember what Cleo was asking.

3:55 Adam And then I went back and you don't, you don't even need and you guys are successful, but you don't have to be successful. You can just be in a band and draw some world class poon hang.

4:05 Pepper Exactly. Poonani is like Poonani. That's right.

4:08 Adam No, I know you don't, you don't really. I mean, Drew, if you, you can go to any club on any given night with a band you've never heard of. And there's a bunch of hot chicks in the audience.

4:18 Pepper Especially with Uncle Drew's guns, too. Because those guns are fantastic.

4:23 Pepper Look at Drew. We're going to go on the record about Drew.

4:25 Pepper Light beer, light beer.

4:26 Pepper Remember when the show obviously used to be on MTV or whatever. You know, OK.

4:31 Pepper You and we were young.

4:32 Pepper You looked like more like, you know, the the crazy scientists. Now I get here and you look like Hulk Hogan to me. OK. And Adam looks small.

4:40 Adam So Drew, let me explain something about Drew. First off, he's all man. He's more man than if they put all of us in a Cuisinart. I can smell that.

4:48 I can smell that.

4:49 Adam I feel one of his legs. They poured us into one of his legs. OK, number one, number one, they could stuff all of us into a sack and throw it over his shoulder or just into my sack and go to work. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

5:00 It's him and Barry Bonds. That's it.

5:04 Adam But I'll tell you something about Drew. Drew is, if you've ever watched the late night cinemax where the guy is working in the lab and then the sexy chick comes in.

5:13 Pepper Wait, wait, you mean like the Red Shoe Diaries kind of thing? Yeah, Zorman King.

5:17 Adam Lab coat comes off, big guns exposed, glasses peel off. She shakes her hair out of the bun. Drew, he's like a porn scientist.

5:26 Pepper He does look like that.

5:27 Pepper I never thought that.

5:28 Pepper And then the lambskin comes out.

5:31 Adam Yeah. Unfurl.

5:32 Pepper Not as protective, but so much funner. Funner is not a word.

5:37 Adam Yeah. Drew, does Trojan do lambskin?

5:40 Drew Are they all polyurethane?

5:41 Polyurethane, that's it.

5:43 Pepper Polyurethane, that's what they put on bodyboards, right?

5:46 Adam Yeah.

5:46 Drew Yeah.

5:46 Pepper That's right.

5:47 Drew You put that on your wanker and there you go.

5:49 Pepper Exactly.

5:50 Adam Wow. You guys serve, do you have to serve? If you live in Illinois.

5:54 Pepper Just like LA, you got to be a celebrity.

5:56 Adam You got to do something.

5:57 Pepper You know how it is.

5:57 Adam Yeah, no, please. Look at me.

5:59 Drew Look at me.

6:00 Adam With the skinny arms sitting next to Drew. It's tough. I got to be a disappointment now, Drew.

6:06 Drew I guess so. I put my baggy shirts back on.

6:08 Adam Yeah, come on. Go put a poncho on or something. Guys can't keep their eyes off you.

6:12 Pepper Drew's setting the bar high.

6:14 Adam Oh, no. He's all man. He's on the juice, though. That's the thing. He's a doctor. He goes right to the medicine cabinet.

6:20 Drew Oh, yeah. Him and Barry Bonds. That's me. I'll be testifying soon.

6:24 Adam Drew, what do you want to say?

6:25 Drew You want to say something? Look at this tour.

6:27 Adam Yeah. The band is going to... All over the world. Chicago, Minneapolis, Spokane, Vacaville, Seattle.

6:32 Drew They've been there.

6:32 Adam Oh, this whole place has been. Oh, going to Europe.

6:35 Pepper Yeah.

6:35 Adam Wow. But you know, when you come from Kona, I mean, that's one of the most beautiful locations on the planet. Yeah, right.

6:41 Pepper Thank you.

6:42 I mean, they go there and those are movie locations, basically like living on a movie set, right?

6:47 Adam A tropical movie set. So going to these places is great sort of culturally, but ultimately, aesthetically, you want to get home, right?

6:56 Pepper The ultimate goal is to get home, but also we need to be able to afford to go home. And Hawaii right now is quite expensive.

7:04 Pepper Yeah, that's why we left was to come home.

7:07 Adam How much is it? What would I mean? Like houses are pretty ridiculous out here and it's hard. It's hard to figure it out because, oh, who where are you and what size is it and all that. But I would say that on the west side in southern California here in Los Angeles, if you're on the west side, you're in a decent neighborhood and it's a three bedroom, two bathroom house, nothing spectacular. 22,000, 2200 square feet. You're talking about a million bucks, just boom. 900 to a million, no problem. Just no, the houses, you losers are listening to us in Utah and Wyoming. That house is 147 grand out here. It's 1.2 million bucks. That is true. I don't know if you've seen, if you looked in the newspaper, looked at the real estate section, but in Kona, is it the same? Is it higher? Is it lower?

7:56 Pepper It's times nine.

7:57 Drew Oh, my. Really? Except there's more international money there, too, isn't there? That drives it up.

8:02 Pepper Asians, especially Japanese.

8:05 Pepper The Japanese own most of Hawaii.

8:06 Pepper They support our eating habits over there. Yeah.

8:09 Pepper And the food's a lot more expensive over there, too, like groceries and really amenities.

8:13 Adam Gas.

8:15 Pepper You pay like one ninety nine for milk here for a gallon. We'll be paying at least four thirty.

8:19 Adam Well, you got to they got to bring it in a tanker every day.

8:22 Pepper You don't want to hear about gas. Yeah.

8:23 Pepper A big, a big metal cow. Yeah.

8:26 Adam Where are you going in a circle? Looking at the ocean. Well, that's why I went out the ocean and argue.

8:31 Pepper But you're right.

8:32 Pepper Yeah. We got tired driving around the island so many times to play. So that's why it was we had to someone move on somewhere.

8:37 Adam And somebody's got it. You know, so we got to send a envoy to Japan and tell those guys to cool it, cool it down a little bit. But the real estate purchase will know here and with everything, because here's the thing, like everyone that goes to Japan goes, oh, my God, a steak costs five hundred dollars. So they come over here and they're like a steak for 40 bucks. Oh, give me ten of them. And then the prices go up. Yeah, we got to go drive them down over there.

8:59 Drew You're right.

9:00 Adam We got to do. We're down.

9:02 Drew We're not done with them. You're not done with them. So you could finish them off.

9:04 Adam We got to get some Puerto Ricans to move out to Japan and just sort of start slumming it a little bit. You know what I mean? Wow. And it'd be like maybe some 500, 500 bucks for a steak and the guy gets stabbed. And it's like all of a sudden the prices start coming down. You know what I'm saying?

9:18 Drew Perfect.

9:19 Adam No, and I don't mean that as a slight Puerto Rican people. No, no, no.

9:22 Drew Yeah. Why would they take it that way? Try to balance things out a little bit.

9:25 Pepper It's very logical.

9:26 Adam Yeah, because they come here and now everything's through the roof. You know, in the in the late 80s, like Ferraris were like two million dollars and stuff. They drove. They think about what it does. Like, you know, if you look at a collector's car, like, all right, I'll pay $100,000 for that Ferrari. And then Mr. Mitsubishi comes in and he wants, it's just ironically another car in it. He wants to come in. He'll say, I'll pay a 200 grand for it. How? Now that's the new price.

9:54 Drew I remember that for the classic cars.

9:55 Adam Let's get them. Let's get those Puerto Ricans. I'm going to land them. I'm going to land them. I'm going to land them a few of my folks.

10:01 Pepper Move them over to Japan.

10:02 Adam Move over to Japan and start driving stuff down. Yes. Yeah, cause those people are not going to pay those kinds of prices.

10:07 Pepper Speak Japanese.

10:09 Adam That's right.

10:09 Pepper We'll get there.

10:10 Adam It's going to be huge.

10:11 Drew And then finally, I'm still looking for calls once again tonight. I'll give this up pretty soon, but I need the help of the Loveline Callers. There's sexual performance anxiety. People are going to talk about that on television. And sexual fetishes that you're afraid or ashamed to share with your partner. Those are the two things we're looking for tonight.

10:24 Adam Why, if they're ashamed, are they going to go on a TV show and talk about it?

10:28 Drew Actually, how many hours of discussion do you think we had about that? 14 or 15. The idea is there must be somebody who wants help telling the partners. Interested in telling the partners.

10:37 Adam All right.

10:38 Drew And we've got a therapist who will help with that.

10:39 Adam Pepper, in studio tonight, what we're going to do is take a couple of phone calls and then we'll hear a song. Jessica.

10:46 Yeah.

10:47 Adam 15.

10:48 Yeah.

10:48 Adam What's up?

10:50 Well, I at my high school, I kind of just heard from word of mouth that if you wear a thong, it'll cause hemorrhoids.

10:58 And I mean, obviously this it sounds kind of bull.

11:01 Drew But Jessica, Jessica with the S-bomb, two sentences and it's nice. Yeah. No, Jessica. Yeah. Well done.

11:08 Adam The strangler is that thong.

11:10 Drew Yeah. No, Jessica. I don't think that's a common way to get hemorrhoids. Pregnancy, genetics, straining, being overweight. All that stuff is a good way. But not thong. That's not high on the list.

11:20 Pepper It does cause a dirty mouth, though, I guess.

11:22 Adam Yeah.

11:23 Yeah.

11:24 Drew What?

11:24 Adam Potty mouth.

11:25 Drew Oh, potty mouth. Yes. Thongs do. Excuse me.

11:27 Adam Yeah, they do.

11:28 Pepper Our advice would be either wear a thong, which is proven to be safe. Thank you to Dr. Drew or not to wear anything at all.

11:37 Drew She's 15.

11:38 Adam If I put a thong on, you have to.

11:40 Drew Good times.

11:41 Adam Imagine getting a thong out of my ass.

11:43 Drew Oh, my God.

11:44 Adam Like a flat bar to get that thing out at the end of the day.

11:46 Drew It's not just wedging it. It's think of the tangle. Yeah.

11:49 Pepper I was going to say, he's Italian. You're not getting that.

11:52 Adam You know, it'd be like in Gulliver's Travels where the giant woke up on the beach. He was tied down.

11:58 Drew Absolutely.

11:58 Adam That'd be the same thing.

11:59 Drew No, you guys, Adam has commonly described his rear, his buttock region as if he had to try to find his anus, it'd be like looking for Santa Claus' mouth.

12:10 Adam Yeah.

12:11 Pepper That is pretty much the worst description I've ever heard.

12:14 Pepper That took time to culture that went into a great corval.

12:18 Adam Yeah.

12:19 Pepper That's some Lasex right now.

12:20 Adam You Hawaiians wouldn't know from ass hair. It's not an ass hair culture.

12:25 Pepper Shinkterine.

12:26 Adam It's not a hair culture.

12:27 Drew No, there's no hair there.

12:28 Adam No, huge calves and brown skin and surfing, smoking weed, hanging out.

12:34 Pepper Yeah.

12:35 Adam It's hard to tell if the island did it to the people or the people did it to the island, you know.

12:39 Drew Where's our Don Ho drop? Haven't heard that one a long time.

12:42 Pepper Yeah.

12:43 Adam Don Ho smokes massive amounts of weed, by the way.

12:47 Pepper Oh, you're going to go with weed? I was going to. I know he smoked something, but we don't know.

12:50 Pepper Oh, Paul.

12:51 Adam Oh, no. He's not gay. He's not gay. You can't.

12:55 Pepper He's got like 25 daughters. Yeah.

12:57 Adam Seriously.

12:58 Pepper My dad used to day one.

13:00 Adam He he owns half the island. And, you know, like one time he grows pot on the other. He was on the show. I was like, Don, how much weed do you smoke?

13:11 Pepper Good answer.

13:12 Adam Yeah. All right. Where is Don Ho? What's going on with him? See you live.

13:17 Drew He still does his show there.

13:18 Adam Does his show.

13:19 Pepper Wrong island for us.

13:21 Drew Another country.

13:21 Adam Yeah, you're Kona.

13:22 Drew All right.

13:23 Adam Where are we? Steve?

13:24 Drew Stevie.

13:25 Adam Stevie. You're 18?

13:28 Caller Yeah.

13:29 Adam You're a female?

13:31 Yes, I am.

13:32 Adam All right. What's going on?

13:34 Caller My boyfriend, he comes so much and it's just like disgusting. And when it goes down, it burns really bad. And he told me that I was the only partner that he comes as much with. And it's just absolutely gross. And I don't know how to control it.

13:49 Adam They say it goes down.

13:51 Caller It burns? Yeah, it burns.

13:53 Drew Wait, hold on here. You get vaginal burning?

13:56 Caller What?

13:57 Drew You get vaginal burning?

13:59 Caller No, in my throat.

14:00 Adam Oh, how dare you?

14:02 Drew I'm so sorry.

14:03 Adam Oh, OK. Oh, well, at least she's giving him more. I was picturing her holding a Tumbler like Joe Rogan screaming next to her, go!

14:12 Go!

14:14 Drew Are you ready?

14:15 Caller Come on! Come on, this is real.

14:18 Drew All right.

14:19 Caller No, it's just terrible. And I want to know what the thing I can do about it. It's like make him stop coming so much.

14:24 Drew No, no. How about redirecting the spray? Yeah.

14:29 Pepper Yeah. Yeah.

14:30 Adam Yeah. How the direction? Well, what do you mean? How's that? How's that work? How about you know what would be good as a guy? Here we go. I just thought about this. Just a relief valve on the side. You know what I mean? Like you have on your hot water heater. Pressure gets too much, just blows out the side, you know? So you could get oral and it wouldn't be, it would be uninterrupted every time, but the woman wouldn't be offended, the thing. And you just put a little, pull the valve.

14:58 Drew No, no, but that's these guys who create the retrograde ejaculation themselves by pushing on the perineum.

15:04 Adam Right.

15:04 Drew That's some of their intent.

15:05 We do that.

15:06 Pepper But if you had the one on your side, you get pointed at people when you're walking by on the street, like you're, like you clean your windshield with it.

15:16 Adam Like that gun that shoots around corners. They used to, CIA used to. Yeah. No, but I mean, you're getting the oral, right?

15:23 Drew Really?

15:23 Adam Yeah. And you, you got the valve on the side, the valve, it works off pressure. It's like, yeah. It's like a bypass valve. You know, it's got a little spring in there.

15:32 Drew And ideally the ultimate thing to be able to just have a constant little release of you, you know, just kind of pull the pressure off.

15:37 Adam Just bleed it, bleed it down. Just relax.

15:40 Drew Just take the desire to live out of us. Yeah.

15:43 Adam You just, yeah. You just, you have a little bag next to it.

15:46 Drew Yeah.

15:47 Pepper You're asleep by like two every day.

15:49 Drew It would make men so much better.

15:50 Pepper It really would.

15:51 Drew Wouldn't it?

15:51 Adam Yeah. And urine isn't pressurized enough to bloat.

15:54 Drew You sure your grandfather's listening tonight? Your grandfather's listening?

15:57 Adam Not now. Not now.

15:58 Drew Okay.

15:58 Adam I gotta work that out.

16:00 Pepper Why not? Why not?

16:00 Adam Stevie.

16:01 Caller Yes.

16:02 Adam Well, you should not ingest his copious amounts of semen. That's that's number one. So.

16:09 Caller All right.

16:10 Adam But. But then what do you do? Do you stop right at the moment, the moment, the climax?

16:17 Pepper Or how about you just take it out and then, you know, let him do his hot thing?

16:21 Drew Right.

16:22 Pepper And then you clear it after.

16:23 Caller Because it's just terrible. And I can't take the taste because it makes me gag like terribly.

16:28 Drew That's what we're talking about. I would suggest you just direct it elsewhere. I have no sympathy.

16:34 I've never had that kind of problem.

16:35 Caller Is there anything you can do about the way it tastes? Like, could he drink something?

16:38 Pepper Oh, pineapple juice. Pineapple juice.

16:40 Sure.

16:40 It's a little road trick.

16:42 Pepper No, yeah, pineapple juice. Yeah.

16:43 Adam Well, try the pineapple juice.

16:46 Drew Avoid the asparagus.

16:48 Pepper Exactly. Thank you.

16:49 Adam What I'll do oftentimes for my ladies is I will go ahead and funnel in as much pineapple juice as my penis can hold.

16:57 Drew Oh, yeah.

16:57 Adam It's not much. I'll put a big funnel in it. Not a big funnel. No.

17:00 Drew Yeah, of course not.

17:01 Adam But a smallish funnel. I'll just go ahead and put a funnel there.

17:04 Drew Medium size.

17:04 Adam So here's the thing. The first thing you're going to taste is pineapple or cranapple, depending on what kind of mood I'm in.

17:11 Drew Smoothie? You have smoothie. Flavor juice.

17:13 Adam I have a smoothie during the Christmas.

17:17 I'll put a little eggnog in there.

17:19 Adam That could be confusing but still good. The point is, is you really could, Drew, feed in the first amount and that would sort of take the sting off everything else.

17:29 Drew I guess indeed it would.

17:30 Adam Yeah?

17:30 The first to hit the buds, the taste buds.

17:32 Adam Right, right, right. Right, all right.

17:36 You're right.

17:37 Adam I'm trying to think what would be the best. You know what I would do? I would say to them, what do you like? You like ginger ale, you're a juice person. I would leave it up to the ladies.

17:46 Pepper Or maybe they're an alcoholic, you know? You never know.

17:48 Adam That's right.

17:49 Drew Red Dead Burn.

17:49 Pepper Get to know them before. Get to know them.

17:52 Pepper Party before the party and after the party.

17:54 Adam You want a Jaeger shot? Keep going. What do you mean?

17:59 Pepper Well, you don't know where I was last week. It was spring break, you know? I got a Jaeger shot.

18:02 Adam All right. Let's hear a song from Pepper and Lewis. Good idea.

18:06 Pepper All right.

18:07 Adam The Cone of Town, name of the CD and the first song is called Give It Up.

18:17 Caller Sorry, let's do it again.

18:18 Pepper That's okay, that's okay, and this is Conna Town and Give It Up. Hold on, hold on.

18:25 Drew That was good though. Do it again.

18:26 Pepper And this is off the album Conna Town, this is a single, Give It Up.

21:08 Adam Yeah, everybody, Pepper in the studio tonight.

21:13 Drew Thank you, thank you.

21:14 Adam I'm all tuckered out from the talk during the song. Drew, the ambassador, the unofficial mayor of Kona.

21:23 Drew Really, what is I'm the ambassador for Pepper, really?

21:26 Pepper True. I love Pepper relations.

21:28 Adam Dr. Pepper.

21:29 Drew Yeah.

21:30 Yeah. No free plots.

21:31 Pepper It's almost too easy.

21:33 Pepper We're billing you people. We're billing you. We know Pruners is the secret. We pineapple is ours.

21:38 Adam We will take one more call. There's Donnie. Give me another shot.

21:44 Drew We can't hear you.

21:45 And it's we have to learn what the hell it's weird because he's so low that I think you guys just can't hear it.

21:49 Adam I know we hear him.

21:50 Just voices so low like the base like Darth Vader.

21:53 Adam Just do it.

21:54 Drew Do it. There.

21:55 Adam Yeah.

21:56 Drew That's not how I'm.

21:58 Adam I'm fine.

21:59 Drew Yeah.

22:00 Adam You know, it's it's nice about talking to Anderson. It's you don't understand what he's saying, but the tone is always sort of angry and disgruntled.

22:08 So here's what it sounds like.

22:10 Adam Well, now we go to Puerto Rico. Here's what it usually sounds like. Anderson, play that play that drop.

22:18 Caller All right.

22:18 Adam He's angry. I got that. I don't know what else.

22:20 Caller I'm always drunk, man.

22:22 Adam He's sorry.

22:23 Pepper Torezza.

22:24 Adam Go ahead, Anna.

22:25 Pepper Mahalo.

22:28 Adam You're 19.

22:30 Caller Yes. Go ahead. Well, all right. Well, recently, every time after I have an orgasm, I hallucinate. Oh, sick. It's really, it's like, no, like, but it's, it's only happened, like, once when I was with my partner and the second time when I was just using a vibrator. And speaking of vibrator, is that OK if I use that, like, more than, like, three times a week? Or can I not do that?

22:57 Drew Well, you could desensitize yourself a little bit, but it's nothing sort of seriously wrong with it. But here's the deal. Do you have a history of having done hallucinogenics?

23:05 Caller No, that's the thing. Like, and I was getting kind of scared because I don't I don't want, like, anything like, um, I don't want to develop schizophrenia or anything like that.

23:15 Adam No, no, you're hyperventilating.

23:16 Drew I think you're probably hyperventilating. But what do you see in here?

23:18 Pepper Tell me what you see.

23:20 Caller OK, well, I never really saw much, but I always heard things like.

23:25 Drew Like what?

23:25 Caller Oh, after I'm done, I get on to the other day, I go to bed.

23:27 Adam Shut the F up and the broomstick hitting the floor from the guy downstairs. Heavy.

23:32 Pepper Yeah, it was heavy, Adam.

23:33 Pepper It was weird. God, no.

23:36 Pepper Shut up. I'm trying to sleep or clean.

23:39 Drew What do you hear?

23:41 Caller OK, well, the first time I just I just heard I was rolled over and I just heard someone whisper my name, like a woman whisper my name, and then she said, help after it. And I was like, what? And then like, so I got I got really scared or whatever. And then I was just laying there. And then she whispered my name like more intense the second time, like a couple of minutes later. And then I just like freaked out. I was like, oh, my gosh.

24:04 Pepper Is your partner a girl?

24:06 Caller No, no.

24:06 Adam OK.

24:07 Pepper You just said she. And that's when it really got interesting.

24:09 Adam Well, that's the voice of the person she's hallucinating.

24:13 Drew Right. Could you recognize the voice?

24:16 Adam Vietnamese stripper.

24:17 Drew No, not at all.

24:17 It was totally different.

24:19 Caller And like.

24:19 Adam Gunshot wound bleeding.

24:21 Drew And when you're with the guy?

24:22 Caller When I'm with the guy, like, usually I'm too preoccupied afterwards to like pay attention to any voices I hear. But once I just, I always hear people whispering my name. But like, no one's there, you know?

24:34 Drew All right. So, Anna, you lose it. You go berserk, right? You lose it during orgasm.

24:39 Caller I think I just, I don't know. But like my orgasms are really intense. Like, I can feel it.

24:44 Drew Nice. You're hyperventilating. You're bearing down real hard. I worry. It's funny. I mean, you give specific auditory hallucinations that are very discreet. They're not persecutory or anything like that. So it's not really, it's not really a psychiatric symptom. It's more of a medical symptom.

25:01 Adam Let me paint you a scenario.

25:02 Drew Yeah.

25:03 Adam You're in the gym for what, you know, what appears to be three or four hours a day.

25:07 Drew Yeah.

25:08 Adam You're doing your 700th curl.

25:10 Exactly.

25:11 Adam Python's ready to explode. Just huge pythons.

25:15 24 pythons.

25:16 Adam And you're pushing. You're just pushing.

25:18 Drew Right.

25:18 Adam And you get a little lightheaded, right? Sometimes you have to sit down. Like you will, if you push it, you'll get a little, and you'll get a little dream, dreamlike situation too, right?

25:27 Drew For sure you can. Or you can have changes in your blood pressure or you're circulating. All kinds of biological things that can occur can make you move towards passing out or towards, you know, when you, or go into a delirium type of state. But usually that's a more global, general kind of disorientation and altered sensorium. This business of having discrete auditory hallucinations, a little different, a little different.

25:49 Adam But she's fine.

25:50 Drew Probably she is.

25:52 Pepper I just chalk it up to a good orgasm.

25:54 Adam Yeah.

25:55 Drew It sounds like she gets sort of completely out of it.

25:58 Pepper Yeah. That's the George Bush answer. Let's talk about it in a minute.

26:01 Adam Let's take a little break. Pepper in studio tonight. Drew, you got to go for a little pose down in the bathroom.

26:06 Drew OK, if you want.

26:07 Caller All right.

26:08 Adam Oil up. For what?

26:10 Drew What's happening? Wow. What part?

26:12 Adam For the pose down. Oh, we'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.

26:45 Pepper Hey, everybody, it's Love Line.

26:46 Adam That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Brett, Kaleo, and Yassad here tonight.

26:54 Caller Hello, buddy.

26:56 Adam Paul from Pepper. And we get a lot of bands in here. Blows through here.

27:02 Pepper Cognites.

27:03 Adam Cognonians. Blows through here. And we don't get along with all of them. I gotta be honest with you.

27:09 Drew I'll be clear about that.

27:11 Pepper I'm getting pissed.

27:12 Adam Our batting average is not great, but I'll tell you with Pepper, we are in love with this band. Over the top.

27:17 Pepper Praise the God.

27:19 Pepper Yeah.

27:19 Adam Now, does everyone, do people have houses in Kona?

27:23 Pepper No, it's mostly in grass shacks. It's grass shacks, and we don't even have clothes. We just discovered clothes when we moved to LA about four years ago.

27:30 Pepper Skirts. Seashells.

27:32 Drew You live in LA now?

27:32 Pepper Yeah. Now we're based in LA San Diego area, Southern California. We're the heart of the country, apparently.

27:38 Pepper We live with Vince Neil, Anais, and Arizona.

27:40 Adam Does Kona get the kind of rain that Maui gets in other Hawaiian islands?

27:45 Pepper Maui.

27:46 Adam Why does it change that much?

27:48 Pepper Tell Drew knows. There's no such thing as winter, summer, all that stuff over there. It's all the equator. It's right on the belt line.

27:54 Adam Right.

27:55 Drew But part of the far side.

27:56 Pepper It's rainy season.

27:57 Adam But doesn't like Kauai get a lot of rain?

28:00 Caller They get a lot of spot on earth.

28:01 Pepper Yeah.

28:01 Drew And the-

28:02 Pepper Mount Waialae.

28:03 Drew The Bayside of Maui. What's that called where there gets tons of rain?

28:07 Pepper You're not talking about Kula or Haleakala. What are you talking about?

28:09 Drew The other-

28:10 Adam But here's-

28:10 Pepper Hana. Hana.

28:11 Adam Here's my question. The other side.

28:14 Caller I don't know.

28:14 Adam Here's my question. Why does one Hawaiian island get a ton of rain, another get much less?

28:18 Drew How about one part's like a desert, the other part's like a rainforest?

28:21 Adam That's a better question.

28:23 Caller That's like-

28:23 Pepper that's cool stuff.

28:24 Drew That's scientific.

28:25 Pepper That's kind of like Vegas.

28:26 Adam We are not nerds. you guys have gods.

28:29 Drew You can just chalk everything up to the volcano god, the longboard god, the way the moisture air comes in and rises quickly as it goes up the side of a volcano. Basically, that's sort of where the- I understand the condensation.

28:43 Adam And what happened? What did the tsunami do to the Hawaiian Islands? Anything?

28:49 Pepper Back in the day in the early 80s?

28:50 Adam No, just the one they just had a few months back. Did it do anything?

28:54 Pepper There's one every 20 years, but they have to realize.

28:57 Adam There's one ocean. There's one ocean.

28:59 Drew Kapalua. Kapalua, Maui, is where the rains all the time.

29:02 Pepper Gotcha.

29:03 Pepper There you go.

29:03 Pepper Well, Maui is more known for its wind, though. It's like the windsurfing capital of the world and whatnot.

29:08 Pepper And it's girls.

29:09 Pepper And Halusa Japs.

29:09 Adam Oh, really?

29:10 Pepper Honestly, for Maui, nowadays, it's not sugarcane anymore.

29:13 Adam Oh, really? Mushrooms.

29:14 Pepper Mushrooms. Thank you.

29:15 Drew They grow mushrooms there?

29:16 Pepper Yeah, high altitude.

29:18 Pepper Hawaii's got some- you gotta eat a lot more, but they're mean. Yeah.

29:22 Adam Oh, really?

29:23 Pepper Very dank, but worth it.

29:25 Adam Yeah. I got the Hang Loose, bro. The brata thing.

29:29 Drew Adam can't hang with that.

29:30 Pepper What about this one? What about the Pepper Punani one? Oh, really?

29:33 Pepper Yeah, we don't want it to be this anymore.

29:35 Adam That's very not- You're basically doing a-

29:38 Drew A vulva.

29:39 Pepper Thank you.

29:40 Drew Thank you.

29:40 Pepper You know, you are so direct.

29:42 Adam I'll tell you what, though, it's tough-

29:43 Pepper I see your future.

29:44 Adam I'll tell you the tough part. I'll tell you that the Hang Loose, Hang Loose, it's a one-hander. You can do it while you're driving or-

29:51 Pepper We do that again, Adam, for me, the Hang Loose. You don't even got to bend your fingers. You're wrong right there.

29:56 Pepper That's Metallica's reunion tour you're doing.

29:58 Caller Oh, what am I doing?

29:59 Pepper That's for Metallica with Parkinson's disease.

30:01 Drew They do it such a cool way to notice they're doing it.

30:03 Pepper What you got to do is you got to extend the thumb and the pinky, and there you go. That's the Hang Loose.

30:07 Pepper Very similar to the Shocker.

30:08 Pepper Other than that, you look like a cross between Catherine Hepburn and Metallica, and it's not correct.

30:14 Pepper Yeah, right.

30:14 Adam I got a palsy.

30:15 Pepper Yeah, there you go.

30:16 Pepper Or similar to the Reverse Shocker.

30:19 Adam We got a question for the band, by the way, Tasha. What's up?

30:25 Caller Nothing. I'm kind of sick, so that's not my way to set things. Get over it. I don't know. My boyfriend is addicted to Pepper. Everything Pepper. I mean, I think he loves me more. I think he loves you guys more than me.

30:38 Caller Well, that's just natural.

30:39 Drew That's understandable. We do too, strangely.

30:41 Pepper He's a guy?

30:43 Caller No, he's a guy in everything, but I think he admires you guys more than anything else.

30:47 Pepper I got you.

30:48 Pepper Is he in a band?

30:49 Caller No, he's not. He should be, but you know, and like...

30:53 Pepper He doesn't own a gun, does he?

30:55 Caller No.

30:55 Pepper Okay, nice.

30:56 Caller You just saw Stalker in the back of your head right now, huh?

30:59 Pepper No, no, no, no, no.

31:01 Caller I'm not talking to you like Drew right now.

31:02 Pepper It's probably just menopause.

31:03 Caller Pepper in the background.

31:05 Adam Yeah, so what? He...

31:07 Pepper So what's the problem?

31:08 Adam Yeah, what's the problem?

31:09 Caller Yeah, I mean, is that normal?

31:11 Pepper Well, I hear a female voice and I want to know how much do you like us?

31:15 Pepper No, I do the same thing with Justin Timberlake.

31:18 Caller Oh, I love you. You're so hot.

31:20 Pepper Oh, I love you, too.

31:21 Caller I love you guys, Ethan and Cleo. I see you on the show all the time.

31:24 Pepper Nice.

31:26 Pepper Brett. Yes, ma'am.

31:28 Caller You know who I am? I'm Adam's girlfriend.

31:30 Pepper Which Adam? Baldi Adam?

31:32 Caller Adam Flynn?

31:34 Pepper Oh, Anderson? I do know. This girl is hot. Is she?

31:37 Caller Yes.

31:38 Pepper Oh, babe, what are you doing?

31:40 Pepper Tell Adam that he's very powerful and he's in a very powerful position right now.

31:44 Caller I will. Adam, you want to say hi to them? Yeah, okay.

31:47 Pepper He's there.

31:48 Caller She's talking right by his back. Not really.

31:50 Adam All right. How do you know these guys? I'm hanging up on them.

31:53 Drew Who are they?

31:54 Adam Chat rooms. Oh, really? All right.

31:56 Pepper I have no idea.

31:57 Adam All right. Tasha's hot, though. Tasha's a hot name. Extremely hot.

32:00 Pepper Yeah. Tasha is a hot name.

32:02 Pepper You can't tell.

32:02 Pepper It's kind of like Alex. If a girl's named Alex, that turns me on.

32:06 Pepper Yeah, because you know a guy named Alex and you're like, but your name's Alex.

32:09 Adam Yeah. It's cool. It's like you get to be gay, but minus the cornhole and stuff. Yeah. It's awesome.

32:16 Caller You still say corn.

32:17 I feel the same way with Sammy.

32:19 Pepper She's got the best job in the world by the way. What's your name?

32:22 Adam Yeah.

32:23 Caller Shell's hot.

32:24 Adam Yeah. She's got a great gig. Ten bucks an hour to listen to my nasally growl.

32:28 Pepper Plus tips from the band. Yeah, that's sick.

32:31 Adam Jeff? Jeff?

32:33 Pepper Jeff.

32:34 Caller What's going on, guys?

32:36 Adam 24. What's happening?

32:37 Pepper I'm going to watch you.

32:38 Caller Well, I started taking these things called pro-hormones. I don't know if you guys have heard of them. They've been in the news a little bit lately.

32:47 Drew From the steroids?

32:48 Pepper Like steroids?

32:48 Drew Yeah.

32:50 Caller Not exactly. But-

32:52 Drew Where do you get them?

32:53 Caller Around. I got them from the regular health store. They've been legal forever now.

32:57 Drew These are like the glandular stuff?

32:59 Yeah.

33:01 Drew Basically, those are steroids. Make no mistake about it. Just low dose.

33:04 Adam Low dose.

33:05 Drew Relatively low. But of course, you can take big dose, big numbers of pills.

33:10 Pepper Now, what's the low dose? Is that like two or three or like eight? What's a low dose?

33:15 Drew Well, low dose compared to pure pharmacological steroids, which is a large concentration.

33:20 Pepper So there's the same drug in this?

33:22 Drew Some of it's in there. This is a mix of steroids. It's basically dried up glands. That's basically how, if I understand it right, how it used to work anyway. I haven't looked in this one.

33:31 Adam All right, so what's the question, Jeff?

33:33 Caller Well, I've had a couple of friends that have actually taken them before too, and they've had no problems here, but ever since I started taking them, I couldn't get turned on for the long haul. I mean, you couldn't put a porno on and have me get excited, and it sucks.

33:47 Drew Oh yeah?

33:48 Adam Well, I'm gonna try. And I will turn you out, brother.

33:51 Drew You're coming by tonight.

33:52 Caller We're watching some porn.

33:53 Adam Believe me, I'll get you going.

33:55 Drew People take the dried up-

33:56 Adam They care what I have to do.

33:57 Drew The dried testicle, which is testosterone basically, and that can drop your sex drive after periods of using it. And some people use the adrenal gland, which has got stimulant in it, which has got adrenaline, and that will also shut down your sex drive. No, different, a little different.

34:11 Adam Let's just talk Royds for a second.

34:14 Pepper Cool. We're playing the Dodger game, by the way.

34:18 Adam Barry Bonds.

34:18 Pepper Opening day with the Giants versus the Dodgers.

34:21 Pepper So we're-

34:21 Pepper Let's talk Royds.

34:22 Adam You're gonna be there?

34:24 Pepper We're playing on Plunderfield. We're playing a pre-show.

34:27 Adam Oh, you're playing? Oh, that's awesome.

34:29 Pepper We have to be there, contractually, yeah.

34:31 Pepper That's great.

34:32 Adam Yeah. So let's talk Royds.

34:33 Drew So when is that? I wanna go to that.

34:34 Pepper April 12th.

34:35 Adam I don't think Barry's gonna be playing in that ball game.

34:38 Drew That sucks. Really? Yeah, what? That's not so weird how he found out. Is that because he's not gonna be able to perform as well off the stands?

34:44 Adam He had knee surgery, but it was like arthroscopic knee surgery. Oh, believe me, I've had it. Yeah, I know. It's a good one. I had that surgery. It's nothing. You're running around in two days. Although, I was 20. I wasn't 40. But the point is, something's going on. But here's the thing, Drew. I've seen these specials. And we live in this society where it's like, we have to try to figure out what Michael Jackson's up to. Well, he's a very, he's interesting guy. And he's eccentric. And he sleeps over at nine-year-old's houses, everybody. Let's just-

35:20 Drew Let's call it sick, sick.

35:21 Adam That's the whole thing. I mean, it's like, you know, what's Whitney Houston up to? I don't know. She's getting beat. She's a weird one. She's a queer one that, you know, it took, we can't figure out when people are in drugs. We can't figure out when they're pedophiles. We can't figure out when they're on steroids.

35:35 Pepper We can't, but we'd like to know.

35:37 Adam I know. But it's like, I've seen these specials. They have, they do women, for instance, they show a woman sprinter. And by the way, women sprinters just, they train by sprinting. They just sprint all day long. She finishes in the middle of the pack for her entire career. And then all of a sudden, after 15 years of sprinting, pow, she's beating everyone by 10 yards. And the picture of her goes from this sort of lean, feminine body to veins in a 12 pack and, you know, I mean, veins coming out of the shoulders and stuff. What else could it possibly be? She's trained at a world class level for 15 years. It's not the training. And we do that thing where it's like, well, she's a hard worker. Yeah, she's been working hard since the ninth grade.

36:23 Pepper And now she looks like 50 Cent. I know.

36:25 Caller I totally got you.

36:27 Adam Obviously, something has changed. And it's not that she didn't, oh, we like to think, well, she's really picked up the pace over that. No, of course. She's on top. They show pictures of the people. And when you see the picture of the person, you know, woman crossing the finish line with the veins coming out of the neck and the shoulders and everything, and then they put it next to her old picture from four years ago, it's like, well, it's a totally different human being. And yet it's not like she hit puberty. She wasn't 13 and now she's 21. She was 26 and now she's 29. What's the big difference? You see pictures of McGuire. McGuire was relatively, almost spindly. He was a tall guy who was sort of lean and long, not, not Ichabod Crane, but sort of long. And then you see him, you know, before looking like Drew quite as exactly the size, just bursting out of the pants. You know, I mean, of course, there's something going on.

37:21 Drew Good work, Drew. Yeah. Now he looks like he's something it looks like Kinseiko.

37:24 Adam Yeah. It looks like Kinseiko, but Kinseiko is admitted to doing it. And the thing that's funny is, is I like can say it was like, yeah, yeah, we hung out with these guys. Everyone did the juice. There was like, I don't know what he's talking about.

37:36 Pepper Yeah, exactly. I just got out of prison. I got no more money. Yeah. Let's talk about this.

37:41 Pepper Kinseiko is chinging in from the book. Yeah.

37:43 Adam And Kinseiko is definitely a low life. There's no doubt about it, but it doesn't.

37:48 Caller It's like, it's like he's talking about.

37:49 Adam It's like he's a prison informant. Doesn't mean the guy didn't tell him what he said. It just means he's a low life.

37:54 Caller Right. Right.

37:55 Adam Right.

37:55 Caller I mean, there's something about the person.

37:57 Adam Do you guys?

37:57 Drew So says the one I love. Oh, never. Are you kidding? No, no.

38:00 Pepper His lawyer says that.

38:02 Oh, never mind.

38:03 Caller Actually, Conceco claims that he did steroids in his when he was younger because he had back problems and arthritis.

38:10 Pepper Me too.

38:10 Drew Of course.

38:11 Caller Medical reasons.

38:12 Caller Shut up!

38:14 Pepper Yeah, he takes steroids for that?

38:16 Adam All right. Here's my point.

38:17 Drew What's your point?

38:18 Adam Do guys just completely and women for that matter, who are already working at a world class level, suddenly change into a different human, change into a human being from age 30 to age 32.

38:28 Drew Right.

38:28 Adam You know what I'm saying?

38:29 Drew No way.

38:30 Adam Now, it's one thing if you've been on the sofa for five years and decided to start working out all of a sudden, maybe you've welcomed yourself.

38:35 Drew Fantasy is we finally found the right trainer and the right dietary consultant. Right.

38:41 Adam And if you do change between 30 and 32, you bulk up a little, but you don't get veins in your forehead and stuff, right?

38:49 Pepper That's right. Good point.

38:50 Adam Let's take ourselves a little break.

38:52 Pepper Pepper?

38:53 Drew I'm still looking for people with sexual performance anxiety and people with fetishes or secrets that they're afraid to tell their partners about.

38:59 Pepper Yeah, fetish.

38:59 Pepper Come on, people. Fetish.

39:00 Adam Let's take ourselves a... Can you say fetish without sounding gay?

39:05 Drew Fetish.

39:06 Adam Yeah, gay.

39:07 Drew Gay?

39:08 Pepper Wait, wait. Adam, Adam, what about this?

39:10 Drew Fetish.

39:10 Pepper Set him up for that one.

39:11 Caller Double gay. Borderline gay?

39:13 Pepper Here we go.

39:14 Pepper Here, Brett, Brett, here. Bisexual. You say fetish.

39:16 Pepper I can't.

39:16 Drew Don't, guys, don't stress like that. That really bothers me.

39:18 Fetish.

39:18 Pepper Shake your tongue out.

39:19 Fetish.

39:19 Drew All right.

39:20 Adam Let's take a break. We'll be right back with Pepper after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew Pepper in studio tonight. We're going to hear something else off of Cone of Town. The CD in the second hour. Guys gave us some free shirts. I need more, don't I?

39:59 Pepper We have panties. You can have panties.

40:01 Adam I want panties. I want the thong. I don't want to risk the hemorrhoid, Drew.

40:05 Pepper Oh, that's right. Well, you're not overweight, which is, I had no idea about that. Hemorrhoids and overweight.

40:11 Drew And being pregnant.

40:12 Pepper Overweight and OG.

40:13 Adam What does overweight have to do with hemorrhoids?

40:15 Drew Adds the pressure going down.

40:17 Adam The veins, I mean, when you're sitting, when you're sitting or walking.

40:20 Drew Hemorrhoids are just veins that stick out. There's the circle of veins around the rectum there, and they pop out when there's excess pressure pushing down.

40:27 Pepper Can they go away if you lose that?

40:29 Drew Yeah. So anything adding to pressure of gravity towards Mecca there. Right.

40:33 Adam That's why I, even when I'm lowering myself onto the toilet, I'll use the towel bar. I won't just plop.

40:39 Drew Why didn't you use that pulley system you put in?

40:42 Adam It came off.

40:42 Caller Oh.

40:44 Drew Bad times. You still have the toilet that squirts you?

40:46 Adam Yeah. Oh, the toilet that squirts me? Yeah. No. Well, I got, I'll tell you, you guys, I'll tell you, you haven't lived until you've tried one of these. When I was traveling, I was in New York. It's over at the Riga Royal.

41:00 Drew Is that where we were?

41:01 Adam Yeah, one of the floors has the toilet seats that squirts you right in the eye. And it's, I mean, right in the brown eye, right in the bottom. It's awesome. And it's weird, too, when you push the button, it's with a lot of Japanese writing. Japanese writing. Scrolling crossbones on there. But it's weird. It's a weird sense of anticipation. Like, all right, I'll push this button in here. And it's like, all right, let's go. Don't panic. And pow, you just get hit right in there. But it's awesome because once in a while, you take a shower and then you get out of the shower and it's like, now, now I gotta take a douche.

41:38 Pepper That's horrible.

41:39 Adam I gotta drop a douche now.

41:40 Pepper Then you gotta get back in the shower.

41:42 Adam Well, you should, but I have a hectic schedule. The point is, I just got done using the loofah like a bottle brush and now, now I gotta drop the douche. Are you kidding? But this, not with this toilet seat. Boom, gets you right there. Although I gotta see, when people see it, they're freaked out by it because it's big and it's oversized. It's got some wires hanging off it and like a tube and stuff.

42:06 Pepper That's just dangerous.

42:07 Adam People will come over and go, Oh, is your grandmother staying with you? It just seems like something, it's like you see it in its old person. Whenever you see modifications to the toilets, it's old person meaning you see a bar, you see hawks, or you see lift up or mechanical devices, or hydraulics, or news, or even the shag carpet around the tank. Anything with the toilet, any modifications to the toilet besides maybe like an STP sticker or something. People are like, oh, is your family, is your parents are all there? Weird, everything around the toilet, Drew.

42:46 Pepper We don't get any of the fancy toilets at the Howard Johnson. No, you don't.

42:50 Adam Oh, yeah.

42:51 Pepper The Hojo's.

42:51 Adam No. No, I'll tell you, this thing, this will change your life. And you know what I like? It has a remote.

42:56 Pepper A game.

42:57 Adam It has a remote on it. Yeah.

42:59 Caller Does that look like it's all busted up with wires?

43:01 Adam A picture of a seal on it.

43:02 Drew Can you hook that up to your Universal? No, it's not.

43:04 Adam Yeah, yeah.

43:05 Caller Nice, nice.

43:06 Pepper Can you hook that up to your Universal remote?

43:09 Adam I got hooked up to the clapper. No, it's, it's actually, you know what I would like? I would like something called the farter. All right, turn the lights off. I'll hold on.

43:19 Pepper I'll let you spray. Is there any money in it for me?

43:21 Pepper Let me get that straight.

43:22 Adam All right, Drew, that'd be an awesome device.

43:23 Drew There we go.

43:24 Adam Sprake win. Pounce. TV comes on.

43:26 Drew Louis, Louis?

43:29 Adam Louis, Louis. Hey. You're 16?

43:32 Caller Yeah.

43:33 Pepper What's up?

43:34 Caller I have a problem with like BJs. They think I'm allergic to them.

43:38 Pepper No. Did you just say BJs?

43:40 Pepper I've heard this one before. First year of Loveline.

43:43 Pepper You know, Louis, Louis, first of all, you got to change your name to Louie. Second of all, do not be afraid of a BJ.

43:49 Drew What happens? What do you want?

43:50 Caller Well, the thing is like, like the next day, I get like really irritated when my girl gets me.

43:55 Adam Oh, oh, oh, oh, smoke detector.

43:58 Pepper What?

44:00 Adam Hey, Louis, what? We're going to need you to stay where you are. And in about 15 seconds, hold the phone out over your head. All right. All right. I heard the smoke detector chirp in the background. It goes off every 30 seconds. I think it went about 30 or 31.

44:19 Drew I think it was that late. Yeah, it was a late one.

44:21 Adam All right.

44:21 Drew OK, well, hold the phone up.

44:22 Adam Let's hold the phone over your head.

44:24 OK.

44:25 Adam There it is. Right at one minute, right at one minute.

44:29 Drew All right.

44:29 Adam Now, now what we have to do because it's our obsession on this show is we now have to pace it.

44:35 Drew So that what we also have to find it, too, because he won't know what we're talking about.

44:39 Adam Lewis, do you realize that you have a smoke detector with a low battery in it?

44:44 Drew Yeah.

44:45 Adam You do know that.

44:45 Drew Move towards it.

44:46 Adam Move toward it.

44:49 Caller All right.

44:49 Drew Are you there?

44:50 Caller Yeah, I'm here.

44:51 Drew All right.

44:51 Adam Let's be quiet.

44:52 Drew Hold the phone up.

44:55 Adam It's right at 30. It's right at 30.

44:58 Drew It's at 30.

44:58 Adam Dead nuts on 30. Now, I'll be able to count it down. We'll be able to count it down on the next one.

45:03 Drew Yeah.

45:04 Adam And come within a half second of it. Has that one off at 130? It's ridiculous to show.

45:09 Pepper This is professionalism at the top level.

45:11 Adam Lewis, we're going to need you to move under the smoke detector and hold the phone up now, all right?

45:17 Pepper Okay.

45:17 Adam Here we go.

45:18 Drew And now, come on, Lewis, let's do it.

45:19 Adam Do it now in five, four, three, two, one.

45:26 Drew Oh, it sort of cut out.

45:28 Adam Yeah, but they heard it in the other room.

45:29 Drew Yeah.

45:29 Adam Yeah. It was right on it, right? Dead nuts on it.

45:32 Drew Yeah.

45:32 Adam Now why our phone system has to cut out half of it? So we just heard this.

45:36 Drew Okay.

45:37 Adam I'm going to go nuts. All right, let's just do one more. Can we just do one more? That wasn't satisfying.

45:42 Drew That was amazing. You know what? He needs to speak just before he holds the phone up.

45:46 Adam Now, Lewis, just hold the phone up. Let's hold the phone up.

45:49 Drew Hold it up now.

45:50 Adam Five, four, three, two, one.

45:55 Drew There we go.

45:56 Adam Thank you. Amazing. All right. We are the foremost experts on smoke detectors. And by the way, 30 is the bottom. 36 is the top. They don't vary. The chirp doesn't go any wider than 30 or 36. Must be some window that they mandate, that the government mandates, that, you know, it can't go every minute or every 15 seconds.

46:16 Pepper What is going on, Adam? Tell us. Fill us in here. That was heavy.

46:19 Drew We have to take a break.

46:20 Caller How did you pick that out?

46:22 Adam That's amazing.

46:23 Pepper 30 is the new black.

46:24 Adam We've been, we've been, we've been done.

46:25 Caller Oh, there it is.

46:27 Drew Like black work.

46:28 Caller There it is.

46:29 All right.

46:30 Adam Lewis, hang tight for a second, all right?

46:32 Drew You have no problem with Lewis living with that chirp 24-7?

46:35 I don't live here. This is my own house.

46:38 Adam All right. We're going to need to sober him up and get him on the phone too. We talk to people who have this over their bed and have been going off for four years.

46:46 Drew And when we bring it to their attention, they don't know what we're talking about.

46:48 Adam Meanwhile, they have a lizard who's killed himself.

46:51 Drew Yeah.

46:52 Adam He hung himself.

46:53 Drew The gnats are flying into the wall. Yes.

46:55 Adam All right. Let's take a break. Pepper and Studio Tonight will be right back after this.

47:00 Caller All right, guys.

47:01 Here's the deal.

47:02 Caller You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

47:05 Caller One call is all you need to make.

47:07 Caller Call the Dateline.

47:08 Caller 877-889-DATE.

47:10 Drew Call the Dateline.

47:13 Caller LOVE-191.

47:48 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Pepper in studio tonight.

47:56 Pepper You put it.

47:57 Adam Our favorite, Canon and Conan, Conan and Ian.

48:01 Pepper As often as we come in.

48:03 Drew I don't think we mentioned that they're going to be at Hollywood and Highland on Friday night at 430.

48:07 Adam Oh, they are.

48:07 Drew Nice. Striker.

48:09 Pepper Yeah, Striker.

48:10 Pepper We didn't even know that. Thanks, Drew.

48:12 Pepper And the Dodger game, April 12th.

48:14 Adam April 12th, opening day. So where do you guys play? Do you play out on the field? Do they set out in the center field?

48:22 Pepper That's where they put the special kids to catch it.

48:25 Pepper And the hot dog guy.

48:25 Adam And how long before the game do you guys play?

48:28 Pepper Right immediately before the first pitch of the game.

48:31 Adam That's awesome.

48:32 Pepper They're stretching out. We're playing. They're sold out. The cup address.

48:37 Adam You know, LA., not a huge sports town, but the Dodgers never have any trouble putting their asses in the seat.

48:43 Drew Yeah, it's true.

48:45 Adam And everyone else seems to have difficulty, hot and cold, depending on how the team's doing and all that kind of stuff. You know, even the Lakers fans are fairly fair weathered. And look, there's a ton of Lakers fans and not so many Clipper fans, and it's because the Lakers win. Dodgers have done a fair amount of winning as well, but they just seem to put people come out and watch the Dodgers. And I don't know what else, where else in Los Angeles you could really make that claim. It's tough in general to get people to do it.

49:13 Drew It's easy in, easy out. You know what I mean? Blue's a good color. Yeah. Stadiums sit in a nice place. It's a nice evening.

49:18 Adam Yeah. Well, we got a lot of, here's the thing. A lot of things, Los Angeles is a crazy mixed melting pot of cultures and ethnicities. And you're not going to get the soccer crowd to see football. And you're not going to see the football crowd to see soccer. And you're not going to get the ballet crowd to see the opera. Well, maybe they'll do that. But the point the point is, is people seem to agree on baseball. You get the get the Japanese sit next to the Mexicans with the Jews right in between.

49:46 Pepper With the rich white guy. Exactly.

49:47 Adam Rich white guy.

49:47 Pepper Ever since Anil Hershizer and, excuse me, did I say that wrong? You know, Jim Everett, Chris Everett, excuse me. And Pele, you know, you can't bring all those crowds together. But thanks to the Asians, we're all together now.

49:59 Adam No, they really brought us together and brought up the real estate prices in Kona.

50:04 Pepper And I'm still looking for Puerto Rican's truth.

50:06 Pepper Puerto Rican's bring it down.

50:08 Drew Once again, that's the show.

50:09 Pepper Poconoa.

50:10 Drew I'm looking for a loveline college with performance anxiety and sexual fetish. Or secrets that they are afraid to tell their partners about.

50:16 Adam All right. Let's talk to, oh, we're back with Louis.

50:20 Drew Louis and the smoke detector. Yeah. Here we go.

50:22 Adam Louis?

50:23 Caller Yeah. Hello?

50:24 Adam Is it Louis or is it Louis or what is it?

50:27 Caller It's Louis. Hispanic, that's why.

50:30 Drew Louis.

50:31 Adam Yeah, but it's Louis. It's not Louis.

50:34 Drew All right. Anyway. Louis.

50:36 Adam No, wait. Say it again.

50:37 Louis.

50:38 Drew Louis.

50:38 Pepper It is Louis.

50:39 Pepper But why don't you just say your name is Louis for Adam's sake and then we can move on with the conversation. No, no.

50:44 Adam I was just saying, I know some Maxing guys and it's Louis, but it's not Louis. That's the neighbor's name.

50:51 Pepper You think it's Thelma.

50:52 Adam The neighbor's mom's name.

50:53 Drew Yeah, whatever. So what's your question, Louis?

50:57 Caller Like I said, I think I'm irritated by blow job.

51:01 Drew You mean the skin is irritated?

51:04 Caller Like the day after I get it, I usually get really itchy and irritated.

51:11 Drew The skin or the urethra where you pee out of?

51:14 Caller The skin.

51:15 Caller The exterior part.

51:17 Drew That's weird.

51:18 Adam What are you doing at your uncle's house?

51:20 Pepper No bueno.

51:22 Caller I'm just hanging out here with my cousins.

51:25 Pepper Yeah?

51:26 Adam Yeah.

51:27 Drew Cousins are the ones that live with the smoke detector.

51:30 Pepper Is he the one giving you felicia and then you feel the burn?

51:33 Caller Well, like the day after.

51:37 Adam How long before black family names the kid felicia?

51:40 Caller How long?

51:41 Adam True. I guess you're true or false. Is there is there a black child named felicia right now walking around somewhere somewhere in the United States? Felicia. How about felicia? Yeah.

51:52 Pepper Felicia is a schism.

51:54 Adam Just felicia. What do you think? Yes or no? Possible.

51:57 Pepper Oh, that.

51:58 Adam No, I said yes or no.

51:59 Pepper Yes.

52:00 Adam Okay. Thank you. Thank you. I think that's racist. What you said, by the way. All right, Louise.

52:06 Drew Now, I don't know what that is. If you have a rash or something that's breaking out, somebody needs to look at it.

52:11 Adam How much maybe the dude's moustache is irritating him?

52:15 Caller No, I mean, it's not a rash. It's nothing.

52:19 Pepper Coach.

52:21 Adam Yeah.

52:22 Drew Are you circumcised?

52:23 Caller No, I'm not.

52:24 Drew Is it just at the tip? You get the irritation?

52:27 Caller It's like the head and.

52:30 Drew Yeah. Yeah. It could be a little just, it's not an allergy so much as an irritation. You need to keep things real dry. It may be already irritated from maybe some yeast or something there.

52:41 Pepper Pull the skin back, brother.

52:42 Drew Pull it back, dry it out real good after the shower.

52:45 Adam Do you have a girlfriend?

52:46 Caller Yeah, that's where I get it at.

52:48 Adam Okay.

52:49 Caller Leave her.

52:49 Adam Sure.

52:50 Pepper Tell her not to drink Sam Adams first.

52:52 Caller Like she gets it as well. Like if I go down on her, she'll get it too. And then if I don't, if we just have like plain regular sex, it's just like nobody, nothing happens to us after.

53:03 Adam Yeah, that's weird.

53:04 Pepper That is interesting.

53:06 Adam Go down to County USC and see what's up.

53:08 Drew Yeah, somebody needs to look at this. Maybe it's a yeast infection you both pass back and forth.

53:13 Adam Are you using birth control, Luis?

53:14 Caller Yeah, she's on the two.

53:16 Pepper Very good. Smart move, Luis.

53:19 Adam Because I'll tell you why, and Drew, tell me if I'm wrong here. When the in households that have, I saw in the snapshot of the USA Today and lower left, the lower right front page. Yeah. Households that have smoke detectors that have the low battery chirp going, 163% more.

53:37 Pepper It's an epidemic, actually, isn't it?

53:38 Pepper Yeah. That explains a lot.

53:40 Adam It doesn't, and if you can, if we can call it basically child abuse, not to put your kid in a car seat, how about the smoke detector that's been chirping where the battery hasn't worked for a year and a half? You got a bunch of kids in the house?

53:52 Drew Agreed.

53:52 Adam Not gonna step up on that one?

53:54 Caller Yeah.

53:55 Adam Huh?

53:56 Caller 100%.

53:56 Adam Uncle's got a drink. Who can't change a battery? Drew, don't belch when I'm talking to you.

54:02 Caller Luis?

54:03 Yeah?

54:03 Adam What's up with your uncle in this smoke detector?

54:08 I don't know.

54:08 Caller I guess he just never gets around.

54:10 Drew What's up with your cousins, too?

54:11 Adam Well, how old are your cousins?

54:14 Caller 17, 18.

54:15 Adam 17.

54:16 Pepper Wow.

54:16 Adam They can't stand on a milk crate and snap a 9-volt into a...

54:20 Pepper It is a 9-volt.

54:22 Pepper That is correct.

54:22 Pepper We'll come over and we'll hook you up.

54:24 Adam Yeah. Pepper comes to your house.

54:26 Pepper We knock those things out of our RV all the time.

54:27 Pepper What do you think we did before we were banned?

54:30 Adam Luis, sober up your uncle and tell him to change a goddamn battery, would you? All right. All right.

54:36 Caller Here we go.

54:38 Pepper Get rid of your girlfriend.

54:39 Pepper Get rid of your girlfriend.

54:40 Pepper Then get that shit checked.

54:41 Drew This man seems to be appreciative of things like games. Let's play some game here.

54:45 Adam You want to play something? Perfect.

54:46 Pepper Let's get a good work here.

54:47 Adam We're going to play a little something called Germany or Florida.

54:50 Pepper My favorite. Thank you.

54:53 Adam Let's call in. Tell us the bizarre story. Then we make the call. Germany or Florida. We've been 100% the last five or six calls quite easily.

55:01 Caller Things are sick and twisted from the son of Nazis. Sex, meth, and death fetishes.

55:06 Caller Both of them have got these.

55:08 Caller Guaranteed not to bore you Germany or Florida.

55:11 Adam Go ahead, Aaron.

55:13 Pepper Wow.

55:13 Caller Let me just start by saying I feel like I've literally won the lottery.

55:18 Caller Wow.

55:18 Adam Fantastic.

55:19 Pepper Congratulations. You're welcome.

55:21 Caller Well, I've called the show maybe 67,000 times and this is the first time I've been through.

55:27 Adam Drew talks too much about traffic enforcement.

55:30 Caller High school football.

55:31 Adam Go ahead.

55:32 Caller All right. A home builder has been charged with bilking a customer of almost $300,000 to pay for his sex change operation. The man, 55, also known as Jennifer, was arrested Saturday on 63 counts of passing forged documents, 63 counts of grand theft, and one count of scheming to defraud.

55:56 Pepper Oh, that's mellow.

55:58 Drew That's the whole story? Yeah.

56:00 Adam Wow.

56:00 Drew Oh, that's a tough one.

56:02 Adam Tough one.

56:03 Drew Tough one.

56:03 Adam Yes.

56:04 Pepper I'd like to say one thing that you guys are so accurate, especially Adam answers most of them, are so accurate on this. I don't know, honestly, as far as all-time record, I'd like to know, I'd like to have a breakdown because every single time, you're like, oh my god, you got it, you guys. Oh my god, every single time.

56:23 Adam That sounded gay, too.

56:24 Pepper So, I try to say it like, that was the west, that was my west wood.

56:29 Pepper You guys, that was my west wood shadow.

56:31 Pepper That was very bargain music right there.

56:32 Drew This one does not have a good hint, because here's the deal. 55 year old sex change gets a little Germany.

56:38 Adam It does.

56:38 Drew It does feel Germany.

56:40 Pepper Male, yes.

56:41 Drew Sex change, male to female, at that age feels Germany. The accounts for which he was found, which he was charged, sound US slash Florida.

56:53 Adam What was that?

56:54 Drew Larceny, I don't know what the hell it was. Passing Forge documents, it sounds a little Floridian.

56:58 Adam Let me just say this is a little bit of a sidebar when you cut your Schwantz off and you go play for the other team. If your name is Mark, you don't have to call yourself Margaret. You just go ahead and pick.

57:11 Drew Cindy.

57:12 Adam Just pick Cindy. Pick another name. As a matter of fact, I know as far as your family's concerned, they like to see you get as far away from the name they gave you as possible. You're not going to stay married to the same person. You're probably not going to work with the same people. Just go with this. Right.

57:29 Drew If you're brand new, Mark.

57:30 Adam Yeah. You just go with something else. Completely different. Yeah. We don't need to do that. No, they always do it. Why do they do that?

57:37 Drew Does not have to be Glenda.

57:38 Adam It does not have to. It's a fair fact. Pick a nice name because you get confined like Glenda is a horrible sounding name. But what are you going to do? The guy's name was Glenn. Now he's a woman. He's got to go with Glenda.

57:47 Pepper Don't do that.

57:48 Adam No, it's a new. You made the commitment to cut your penis off.

57:52 Pepper Do something drastic.

57:53 Adam Let's finish the job by picking a nice name.

57:55 Drew You're doing something drastic. Go all the way.

57:57 Pepper True, very true.

57:58 Drew All right, so we've got the charges sounding a little bit, you asked Florida.

58:02 Adam That's right.

58:03 Drew The sociopathic behavior sounds Florida. The scam, the scam element.

58:08 Caller Right, right.

58:09 Drew But the age.

58:10 Adam Felacia, was that my black belt? That's right, that's what my name would become.

58:13 Drew But the age.

58:13 Adam I go from Glenn to Felacia.

58:15 Drew The age doesn't sound right for a scam for a Floridian. I'm too old again.

58:19 Pepper Bad news.

58:20 Drew And the language in which he reported it, the kinds of flowery English, it sounds like it was a US story.

58:27 Adam It's tough.

58:28 Drew I'm still going to say Germany.

58:30 Adam You're going to Germany. That was my gut. My gut was German, with Germany too.

58:33 Pepper Pepper, what are we saying?

58:34 Pepper No, no, no, no.

58:35 Adam And you're not a group, by the way.

58:36 Pepper No, we are not a group. Group sex, maybe. Right now, singular. I want to watch what's really going on. I'm not going to answer because I want to watch what I've been hearing about this whole time.

58:47 Adam Let's go ahead. No, I'm not going to say anything. We want Germany, but we need an answer.

58:51 Pepper I'm not going to go with anybody. I want to watch it happen right now, live in the studio.

58:55 Pepper I think the scheming sounds German to disagree with you guys. I'm going to go German.

59:00 Adam All right.

59:00 Drew We want Germany, too.

59:01 Pepper Two Germans, one what? French?

59:02 Pepper Nothing.

59:03 Adam One kiss ass.

59:04 Pepper Watch. Kiss ass.

59:05 Drew Suck ass. Suck balls.

59:07 Adam All right.

59:07 Pepper He's only got one I heard.

59:08 Drew It's all right, Aaron. Let's go. Chopper.

59:11 Adam Sick balls. We're going Germany. Go ahead.

59:13 Caller All right. The answer is Florida.

59:15 Pepper Oh, thank God I didn't answer. I still have my credibility. My first time on Loveline. Thank you very much.

59:20 Caller I am out of here.

59:22 Pepper I saw my credibility.

59:23 Drew I have no credibility.

59:24 Pepper You are a traitor.

59:25 Pepper I jinxed Loveline right now, and I'm sorry.

59:27 Drew Well, that's my god. You got to go.

59:28 Pepper You got to go.

59:30 Pepper I do take a leak now because that's over right now.

59:32 Pepper Thank you.

59:32 Drew Well, here, let's do something. I got to I got to I got to really go ahead. Let's do a little Aces Ranchero countdown to try to recoup.

59:39 Adam Oh, wow. Ranchero, Accordion Countdown. All right, let's do let's see if we can we can get back. There's only going to be one winner in Aces or Mexican Ranchero, Accordion Countdown.

59:49 Drew And when you think about Kona and a nice, windy I think Ranchero.

59:53 Adam You think Ranchero.

59:54 Pepper Ranchero. Kona and Ranchero.

59:57 Adam Now, here's the thing.

59:58 Drew Slightly over.

59:59 Adam Here's the thing about Ranchero music besides it being the worst sound ever coming out of a radio.

1:00:04 Caller Like Lampolka.

1:00:06 Adam It is so horrible. But here's the point. The accordion is ubiquitous. It is in every Ranchero song.

1:00:14 Pepper That's LA listeners.

1:00:15 Adam It is universal. It is universal in every single one of them. But the question is, is how soon? Is it immediate? Now, we take a random song. Engineer's Michelle takes a random song and she punches up to a random spot and then hits play. How long before we hear the accordion music, Drew?

1:00:36 Drew Four seconds.

1:00:37 Adam Drew says, I'm going to put that next. Okay, four seconds.

1:00:39 Pepper Okay, four seconds for Drew. What do you think, Adam?

1:00:42 Pepper If he's punching through randomly, instantaneous.

1:00:45 Adam Okay, instantaneous.

1:00:46 Pepper There we go. Okay, and Adam, you?

1:00:49 Adam I'm going to go with, I'm going to an actual marathon in the life of an accordion player, a lifetime, a lifetime, six seconds.

1:00:57 Pepper Oh my God.

1:00:58 Pepper Six seconds, okay. Yes, sir. Give us your answer.

1:01:01 Pepper I'm going to go one second, right on top, instantaneous.

1:01:05 Adam All right, but not instantaneous, just a beat.

1:01:09 Pepper And then I will go in between, 0.5 seconds.

1:01:13 Drew Technology won't allow it.

1:01:13 Pepper Yeah, exactly. Right behind the instantaneous, but right before the one second.

1:01:17 Adam Wow.

1:01:18 Pepper Okay.

1:01:18 Adam Wow.

1:01:18 Pepper It's called an offbeat, people.

1:01:20 Adam I love this band.

1:01:21 Pepper Come to the Pepper Show.

1:01:22 Adam Speaking of way to go, since the recording players have said.

1:01:25 Pepper I can't wait to hear this, Michelle.

1:01:27 Adam All right, you ready?

1:01:27 Pepper Give us the countdown of your press play, though.

1:01:29 Adam Come on, you do it looking, baby. I gotta count it down, cause I'm looking here.

1:01:32 Pepper Here we go. All right, here we go.

1:01:34 Adam All right. Nine, eight, seven. What, Drew, we should've done it at five.

1:01:37 Pepper You should've started at five. Yeah, start at five.

1:01:40 Adam Three, two, one. That's immediate?

1:01:52 Pepper It might be half a second.

1:01:54 Pepper No, no, no, no, no.

1:01:54 Pepper It might be half a second, which would make me the winner.

1:01:57 Adam I heard a hiccup.

1:01:59 Pepper You could do that, but here's the thing. You want to test it? Go a second before you just played that and you will hear the beginning of that accordion riff.

1:02:06 Pepper Blonnie, Blonnie, start where you were. I think it was half a second until it got in. Everyone be quiet. Here we go. We'll start again.

1:02:13 Caller I think it was half a second to a second.

1:02:16 Pepper Half a second, which makes me the winner.

1:02:18 Drew It was like a tenth of a second.

1:02:19 Pepper I would be the winner indeed.

1:02:22 Pepper Michelle, I think it was instantaneous myself.

1:02:25 Pepper Instantaneous. I don't think so. I do not think so.

1:02:30 Caller Yeah, the reverb of the last note.

1:02:33 Pepper But the actual motor is set on half a second.

1:02:35 Adam Let's just bring it down for a second.

1:02:38 Pepper Slow down, slow down.

1:02:39 Adam We rarely have to go to the tape.

1:02:41 Pepper Yeah, let's go to the tape. Michelle, can we go to the tape?

1:02:44 Caller Because that was half a second.

1:02:47 Adam Let me explain what I feel is going on here. We cannot start it from that point again, because Michelle starts it from a random point in the song. So we're not going to be able to recreate it in this studio. The other thing is, it felt almost immediate, but it did feel like a slight hiccup before the...

1:03:07 Drew The hiccup was less than a half a second. It was like a tenth of a second.

1:03:09 Pepper Oh, come on, Dr. Drew.

1:03:10 Drew He's a scientist.

1:03:12 Adam All right, it could have been somewhere between a half a second and three tenths of a second.

1:03:16 Pepper Dr. Drew, just because you could kick any one of our asses doesn't mean that you're correct.

1:03:20 Adam Yeah.

1:03:20 Pepper It means like a half a second beat.

1:03:22 Adam No, Drew will kick ass. All right, so it's tough, and you know what? Let me say this, and Brad, I hope you take this in spirit, which is intended, but the immediate answer is one we've heard many times. We've chosen ourselves on this show. The 0.5 seconds is a ballsy answer. Very ballsy. And I feel that kind of boldness should be rewarded.

1:03:45 Drew OK. I really don't share the title, at least.

1:03:47 Adam OK.

1:03:48 Drew All right.

1:03:48 Pepper I don't know. I like that you mean. How many years is this, honestly?

1:03:52 Adam If Ace is a Mexican Ranchero according to Countdown or just?

1:03:56 Caller I knew we were going to avoid the question.

1:03:57 Pepper Thank you, Barry. Thank you, Mark.

1:03:59 Caller McGuire.

1:04:00 Pepper No, I agree. The originality always wins points, especially in LA.

1:04:05 Caller You are right.

1:04:06 Pepper That was half a second. And I'm very proud to be part of the winning circle.

1:04:09 Pepper Yeah, it was actually about four seconds before it even started.

1:04:12 Adam I feel like that was a dunk competition. Both Brett and Kaleo both jammed the ball, but Kaleo went for the one for the round the back. Just super skyscraper. What is a little more difficult? And I'm giving them a little higher score because of difficulty.

1:04:27 Pepper True, true, true.

1:04:28 Adam All right.

1:04:28 Pepper At the end of the day, all that matters is the basket.

1:04:31 Caller Yeah.

1:04:32 Pepper I think we should do it again. I think so, too, babe.

1:04:35 Pepper She's got those Howard Stern buttons.

1:04:37 Caller I really, really think so, too.

1:04:38 Pepper They're going to be edited right off air, sweetheart. You keep that up.

1:04:40 Pepper I say we do it again and let's see where we're actually at.

1:04:43 Adam Hey, Anderson, are you yelling about something?

1:04:46 Pepper You're good.

1:04:46 Pepper I was just a little boy. This guy.

1:04:48 Pepper What?

1:04:49 Caller I was just saying, who cares?

1:04:50 Adam OK.

1:04:51 Caller All right.

1:04:52 Adam Anderson loves the program.

1:04:53 Caller Yeah.

1:04:54 Adam He's dying to get back on like this is like homework for him. Here's what we need to do. I say I say we take a couple of calls, go to break. When we'll come back, we'll play another round.

1:05:02 Drew OK.

1:05:02 Adam I like that.

1:05:03 Drew All right.

1:05:03 Adam Drew, what do you got here, too? Sarah.

1:05:07 Caller Hi. Yeah.

1:05:10 Adam What's up?

1:05:11 Drew No, no, no.

1:05:12 Caller I was curious because I can only orgasm during sex.

1:05:15 Caller I don't enjoy oral sex at all.

1:05:18 Drew So you are multi-orgasmic?

1:05:21 Caller No.

1:05:21 Adam Do you just have one? Just one?

1:05:23 Caller Yeah.

1:05:24 Caller Just one.

1:05:25 Drew Most women that don't like oral sex tend to be multi-orgasmic.

1:05:28 Adam Do you have a sister, by the way?

1:05:30 Pepper Good to know.

1:05:31 Caller Is it that?

1:05:32 Adam Yeah. What kind of fine chick doesn't like that?

1:05:35 Drew Is that you don't like oral sex or that it feels uncomfortably intimate and close or is it that it's irritating?

1:05:44 Caller It's just one of those things where I could just lay there and go, yeah, this is something but it doesn't really do much for me.

1:05:51 Drew Do you orgasm with intercourse? And when you have an intercourse, do you have an orgasm very, very quickly?

1:06:00 Caller Usually.

1:06:01 Adam Wow.

1:06:01 Drew She can orgasm.

1:06:02 Caller Wow, what a confidence builder.

1:06:04 Adam What's your area of team builder?

1:06:05 Drew But you could have another one very quickly too, right?

1:06:08 Adam Yeah.

1:06:09 Drew That's called multiple orgasm.

1:06:10 Adam Well, but no. Now, she thinks that it is the difference between semi-automatic and automatic.

1:06:18 Drew She is a semi-automatic.

1:06:19 Adam You're semi, but that's still good.

1:06:21 Drew I was suggesting she was automatic, but at least she's for sure a semi-automatic.

1:06:24 Adam If you really focused, Sarah, how long in between orgasms?

1:06:31 Caller A minute.

1:06:32 Adam Oh, wow.

1:06:33 Drew Semi-automatic.

1:06:34 Adam All right.

1:06:35 Pepper Text your number to the station.

1:06:36 Drew That's semi-automatic because the automatic was like seconds.

1:06:40 Adam Right.

1:06:42 Pepper I've never heard something wrong with this.

1:06:44 Drew That was four just then.

1:06:45 Caller Orgasm during oral sex.

1:06:48 Adam You can't.

1:06:49 Pepper But you have not.

1:06:50 Adam Who cares?

1:06:50 Drew Yeah, it's all right. Fine. What you always hear us talking about is the fact that many women, most women only have orgasm with oral sex, and that is in fact the case. But the women that tend to have it with intercourse and tend to have automatic or semi-automatic responsiveness tend to not like oral sex. It doesn't do the same thing for them. And it's either irritating or just sort of nothing like you get it. And that's your configuration. In fact, there was just some data that came out recently on women's X chromosome, the thing that makes you female, that showed, that discussed in great detail how profound, what the profound differences are, X to X. The Ys are all pretty much the same.

1:07:28 Adam So X, Y, in your face!

1:07:30 Drew X, Y is a guy. And the Y is what makes a guy a guy. And the Y chromosomes are pretty much all the same. Thus, we have guys pretty much all the same. The X chromosomes are extremely variable. And so women come in all kinds of responsiveness, shapes and sizes. That's why we have that variability.

1:07:44 Adam Well, that shapes sexuality and everything.

1:07:48 Drew And everything.

1:07:48 Adam Wow.

1:07:49 Drew That's why some women are more manly.

1:07:50 Adam Hot off the press. Here's the thing too, guys. If you got a lady who's not a huge fan of receiving the oral but loves the sex, don't try to turn around. Don't try to turn around. My thing is like done and done. Let's keep moving.

1:08:02 Drew Let's quickly go to line five. You've got another one like this. Really? Michelle.

1:08:05 Pepper Here we go, Michelle. Welcome to the club.

1:08:07 Drew Hi. How are you guys doing?

1:08:08 Adam 27. What's going on?

1:08:09 Drew You're much like the caller we just had, right?

1:08:11 Caller I am. I am. I can so relate with her.

1:08:14 Caller It's awful.

1:08:15 Caller Really?

1:08:16 Caller Awful. Awful.

1:08:17 Caller That's a good thing.

1:08:18 Adam What's awful?

1:08:19 Pepper Orgasms are awful?

1:08:20 Caller Because after five hours of doing it and having six mind-blowing orgasms and my man still doesn't reach, it can become a little frustrating.

1:08:30 Pepper Did you just say five hours and your man doesn't reach?

1:08:33 Pepper Tell Ron Jeremy to call us. He's going to open up the...

1:08:36 Pepper He owes me an autograph, five hours and he doesn't reach. Tell me what you're not doing correct.

1:08:41 Drew Well, no, he's not mad.

1:08:42 Caller That's what I say. I say, am I sloppy?

1:08:44 Adam Is it getting messy?

1:08:45 Caller Is there a problem?

1:08:46 Caller And he says, no.

1:08:47 Adam Whoa.

1:08:47 Caller Is that OK?

1:08:49 Pepper But you're killing it with the six.

1:08:51 Adam It's like effing a crock pot of chili.

1:08:55 Pepper Effing.

1:08:56 Adam That's nice. That's awesome. Am I sloppy? And by the way, you said it. You thought, oh, my God, you thought, do these pants make me look fat? You thought that was a loaded question. What do you answer? Am I sloppy, honestly?

1:09:11 Pepper It's your crotch that makes you look fat, Adam.

1:09:13 Drew Exactly.

1:09:13 Pepper Yeah.

1:09:14 Drew I just for a note here, Beat, I blame the band for what's happened. I do, too. I'm not in the band anymore.

1:09:20 Adam I do, too. And like I said, we've had bands from Conan.

1:09:23 Caller Oh, really?

1:09:24 Drew You said a chili pot.

1:09:26 Pepper No, those were your words.

1:09:27 Adam Am I sloppy?

1:09:28 Drew A crock pot of chili.

1:09:29 Caller You said chili.

1:09:30 Drew You said a crock pot of chili.

1:09:31 Caller But that's a valid question. Isn't that a valid question to ask him of why? Of course. You know what I mean?

1:09:37 Drew The why would probably have little to do with you. The why is there are some guys that are just like that. Some guys only have orgasm with oral sex. Some guys only have orgasm with masturbation. And a lot of guys are on medication that prevent them from having sex.

1:09:49 Caller Yeah, he does take some medication.

1:09:50 Drew There you go. That's what it says.

1:09:52 Adam What does he take?

1:09:53 Caller Luratab.

1:09:55 Adam Oh, heroin.

1:09:56 Drew Yeah, then forget it. There's no way he's going to forget it.

1:09:58 Caller What is that for? It's like Vicodin. He has scoliosis.

1:10:02 Caller He will reach me when I'm on top.

1:10:03 Drew Michelle, Michelle, relax.

1:10:05 Adam Scoliosis?

1:10:06 Drew No, it's scoliosis. Scoliosis should never need chronic opiate therapy. He's a drug addict. He's on oral heroin, basically. For real?

1:10:16 Pepper Wow, oral heroin.

1:10:17 Adam Well, let's just figure out. That was my poor name, by the way.

1:10:22 Drew That was anal heroin.

1:10:22 Adam I made good money.

1:10:23 Drew Anal heroin.

1:10:24 Adam It started as oral heroin.

1:10:26 Caller Anal heroin is the point is that can make him not reach because he's done this with other girls, too.

1:10:32 Drew Absolutely.

1:10:33 Caller They get frustrated. I don't care because I'm getting my...

1:10:36 Drew Oh, Michelle.

1:10:37 Adam Okay, now we know.

1:10:39 Drew There we go.

1:10:40 Adam That's going to be a great conversation, too.

1:10:42 Pepper She's a great caller, honestly. First off, I think Kobe Bryant.

1:10:45 Adam You definitely say we would call her a delight.

1:10:47 Drew Delight.

1:10:48 Pepper She's great live.

1:10:48 Adam But there should be a musical about her.

1:10:51 Drew Yes.

1:10:51 Pepper Oh, yes.

1:10:52 Drew The sound of fun.

1:10:53 Adam But she's like, he's done it with other girls. They cry, but not me. You know, I'm I got a stiff up. Well, actually, I got a nice. I'm used to my dad beat me pretty good. So I'm tough, you know, so I can take it.

1:11:04 Pepper That was his D block.

1:11:05 Adam All right, Michelle, what does this guy do for a living?

1:11:08 Caller He is a part owner of a metal construction company, metal framing.

1:11:12 Caller There we go.

1:11:13 Pepper He's a heavy metal band. All right, Michelle, you should know that you have just involved yourself in some heavy hitting situation and that you have to understand that if you can't man up, I hope so. Some other man will.

1:11:27 Adam This guy's something's wrong with this guy. And what's up with you?

1:11:30 Caller What do you? Well, lots of stuff.

1:11:32 Pepper She just likes to get hit.

1:11:33 Adam She's using to are you using to?

1:11:36 Caller No, no, I smoke pot every day.

1:11:38 Drew Every day. That's a drug.

1:11:40 Adam Do you two screwballs have a kid?

1:11:42 No, we're not going to have no kids.

1:11:45 Drew Enjoy, Michelle.

1:11:46 Adam What are you doing? What are you doing to ensure that?

1:11:49 Caller What are we doing to ensure that?

1:11:50 Pepper Birth control, condoms, diaphragm. What do you got going?

1:11:54 Caller We're just every month saying prayers.

1:11:57 Drew Seriously? Wow.

1:11:58 Pepper Saying prayers.

1:11:59 Pepper There's this new birth control called pulling out.

1:12:01 Adam Yeah.

1:12:01 Pepper You know what? The pullout is not 100 percent, baby. You need to get on something.

1:12:06 Adam He doesn't even have an orgasm.

1:12:08 Caller For over a year or so.

1:12:10 Caller I'm not worried about it.

1:12:11 Caller You know what I mean?

1:12:12 Pepper They go on five more years. Don't worry about it.

1:12:14 Adam Get on some birth control, please. Drew, you're wrapping out any kids.

1:12:19 Drew Oh, for God's sake.

1:12:20 Adam And let me let me tell you. All right. I don't know where to start. First off, the guy works around metal. Of course. Now, one of the things metal is sort of the albino white trash.

1:12:30 Drew The universal.

1:12:30 Adam It's universal. When and in true good call. Yeah. And it's funny. Our callers are funny because there's no she didn't go like, wow, yeah, that's about the same metal. He doesn't work for a metal contractor fabricator. It's like no metal. But here's the other thing, too.

1:12:47 Drew I was going to say pot, too. I pick up the pot.

1:12:49 Adam Michelle, she smokes pot every day. He's basically on lower tab and for scoliosis, which is BS. And by the way, if you're going to make a BS defense of your drug addict boyfriend, at least pronounce his affliction, scrotuliosis.

1:13:04 Drew Scrotuliosis.

1:13:10 Pepper Scrotum Trulesson. We all have it now.

1:13:12 Adam Right.

1:13:12 Pepper So, Scrum Trulesson.

1:13:14 Adam All right, so here's the thing. He's on drugs. That's why he can't achieve an orgasm. I don't know if I want this guy to orgasm because then you guys are going to crap out a kid.

1:13:24 Pepper Heavy metal.

1:13:25 Adam But here's the other thing too. Your thing is like, hey man, we go at it and it's been a year and I'm not pregnant yet. This is how natives think. Yeah.

1:13:34 Pepper Hold on, hold on. Let's back the truck up there, Sally. Natives?

1:13:38 Drew Native man. Primitive man.

1:13:40 Adam Oh, thank you.

1:13:41 Pepper There we go.

1:13:42 Caller There we go.

1:13:43 Pepper See, that's the kind of thing that gets you in trouble, Adam.

1:13:46 Adam Native to wherever the indigenous people think. Primitive man.

1:13:51 Pepper Yes, that's what I'm saying.

1:13:52 Adam It's like saying, I've been driving a car with no seatbelt for a year. No problem.

1:13:56 Drew Yeah.

1:13:56 Adam No problem.

1:13:57 Drew Same thing.

1:13:57 Adam I'm not dead.

1:13:58 Drew Right.

1:13:58 Adam All right. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy.

1:14:01 Drew All right.

1:14:01 Pepper We're going to take a little break.

1:14:03 Adam Pepper in studio tonight. We'll hear another song off their CD after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E. Nicky's hearing in here tomorrow night. Pepper in here tonight. Hello. Kalao. Is that? Yeah. Yeah. We're going to hear another song from Pepper, not off of Conna Town.

1:14:45 Drew Should we do that right now just to make sure we do it?

1:14:47 Adam Yeah. Yeah. In with the old is the name of the CD. We do have more Ace's Mexican Ranchero recording countdown to play.

1:14:56 Drew I still would like to have a score to settle. I need some consultation.

1:15:00 Pepper I need some closure.

1:15:01 Drew No, no. I just feel like I've been carrying the burden of this show long enough that I need Chief Running Bear to help me out a little bit.

1:15:07 Adam Oh, wow.

1:15:07 Drew It's been a while since he's visited. I feel burned out.

1:15:10 Adam Wow. Correct. Maybe if we get a call that would warrant Running Bear. Yeah, sure. Sure. All right. So now what's the question? Do we take a question, play a song?

1:15:23 Drew This would be a good one to start with.

1:15:23 Adam One question, then we play a Pepper song, then it's Ace's Mexican Ranchero Accordion Countdown. Sounds good. Perfect. There we go. Laura?

1:15:34 Caller Yeah.

1:15:36 Caller Yeah.

1:15:37 Adam What's up?

1:15:38 Caller Hey, I just want to know how...

1:15:40 Caller I absolutely love Pepper. You guys rock, but I just want to know how you got the names of Pepper for Xan.

1:15:48 Pepper That's an excellent question. It is. I'm going to turn over the microphone to Yassad and he's going to give you the details. Yassad, why don't you take this?

1:15:55 Caller Oh, and I can't wait to see you guys. We're going to come down to Hollywood Highlands on Friday, and I'm going to see you.

1:15:59 Pepper Oh, give us a kiss on Loveline.

1:16:00 Pepper The fishbowl. The fishbowl. Well, actually, it's from... The name's from an early 1990s Saturday Night Live episode. And it's... Yeah, it's Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Kevin Nieland, Kirsty Alley. I'll let you do the research.

1:16:17 Caller Oh, really? Oh, I really will. But it was good.

1:16:20 Pepper Seriously.

1:16:21 Adam I think what bit that was...

1:16:23 Pepper It has something to do with the Pepper Boys, huh?

1:16:25 Adam Yeah.

1:16:25 Pepper Pepper Boys.

1:16:34 Adam Yeah.

1:16:34 Pepper A lot of people think we're here, that you're a band, you're influenced by music. No. No. It's about comedy.

1:16:39 Pepper It's about comedy. We're influenced by comedy.

1:16:40 Pepper We feel bad so other people laugh.

1:16:42 Pepper It's their culture. It's their culture, sweetheart.

1:16:48 Pepper Stuff like that is good.

1:16:50 Pepper Stuff like that.

1:16:50 Adam Wow. Yeah, Laura, that's nice. And by the way, we have a lot of blowhard bands in here that don't want to discuss.

1:16:56 Pepper Look, we are a blowhard band.

1:16:58 Adam Thank you. Pepper, whatever it means to you. Whatever it means to you.

1:17:03 Pepper Whatever your shade of your energy is.

1:17:05 Pepper You know, that's the gay answer.

1:17:08 Pepper Yeah. And Pepper stands for not blowhard, but blowharder, blowhardest. Thank you.

1:17:13 Adam Hardest blowing band in rock.

1:17:15 Pepper Call us up, tell us if you get irritated.

1:17:17 Adam You heard about the hardest work band in rock. Pepper blows the hardest.

1:17:21 Pepper Yes.

1:17:21 Caller Adam knows us.

1:17:23 Adam Just for that, we're going to hear a Pepper song. Yeah.

1:17:26 Pepper I'm sorry, but here it comes. Ready? Ashes. Brace yourself.

1:17:30 Adam Yeah.

1:17:30 Pepper Yeah.

1:17:30 Adam Why don't you let's have the band do the throw. Go ahead.

1:17:32 Pepper Here we go. Here we go. This is off of the in with the old Peppers second full length. All right. This song is called Ashes. Enjoy it. Buy the CD and we'll see you later. Thank you so much.

1:20:38 Adam All right. Wow. Lots of lots of Wow. Vigorating conversation during during the break.

1:20:43 Pepper And we had like I'm tired.

1:20:45 Adam Five people in nine conversations going. It was awesome. I was doing three. Which is going on right now. Pepper in the studio tonight. We will play one round the tiebreaker or the rubber match or whatever. We want to call it a tiebreaker before. No, we never really have.

1:21:05 Pepper Cool.

1:21:05 Pepper Cool. Here we go.

1:21:06 Drew Right now?

1:21:07 Adam This is yeah.

1:21:07 Pepper OK, here we go.

1:21:08 Drew Let's do it.

1:21:09 Caller Let's do it. Let's bet up.

1:21:10 Adam Mexican recording countdown. All right. That's all. That's all. Auntie up here. What do you got, Drew? I got to write this down. You're going instant.

1:21:17 Caller Yeah. All right.

1:21:18 Adam Drew is going in front.

1:21:21 Pepper I'm going to go with one second clean.

1:21:24 Adam One second. All right. People pretty much sticking with where they were. Drew's earlier.

1:21:28 Pepper Well, I am definitely sticking with my guns.

1:21:30 Pepper It's half a second.

1:21:32 Adam It's it's hard to judge.

1:21:34 Pepper Brother, brother. It's half a second. You're going to skip a beat and hit it.

1:21:39 Pepper So we're still talking about music here.

1:21:40 Adam All right. Just to beat in a side. What do you got?

1:21:43 Pepper I'm going deep with the two. Two seconds.

1:21:45 Pepper Two seconds.

1:21:47 Drew Wow. We call him the wild card.

1:21:49 Pepper The wild card.

1:21:50 Adam That's what I'm going. I'm going fat now. I'm going five.

1:21:53 Drew Yeah. He must just go through.

1:21:54 Adam I know.

1:21:54 Pepper But again, you're crazy.

1:21:55 Adam That's not to breed a cat. I play for the challenge, not to get a W.

1:22:01 Pepper Dropping trowel.

1:22:03 Adam This close to dropping trowel.

1:22:04 Drew You'll drop trowel. You'll drop trowel.

1:22:06 Pepper And that boy was me.

1:22:08 Caller Yes.

1:22:09 Drew All right.

1:22:09 Caller Here we go.

1:22:10 Pepper All right.

1:22:11 Adam Now, you ready, Michelle? Okay. In five, four, three, two, one.

1:22:33 Pepper I'm going crazy. Okay, stop it right there.

1:22:35 Pepper Wait, can we all agree that we heard it within a first second? Well, no. It was late.

1:22:39 Pepper It was late. It was late. Wow.

1:22:41 Pepper It was way later. It was.

1:22:43 Adam All right.

1:22:44 Pepper First, no, let's go on order.

1:22:45 Pepper Let's go.

1:22:45 Caller It was like five or six.

1:22:47 Pepper Five.

1:22:47 Adam It was right on five.

1:22:49 Caller Yeah.

1:22:49 Pepper I'm going to go with Michelle because Michelle gets paid to do this.

1:22:52 Pepper Michelle, you are the bleep, and that was the bleep.

1:22:55 Adam Yes. Now, here's the thing, too. It's hard to tell whether there's some distant cousin of an accordion playing in the deep background, but we can't base the game on that. And that's to be clear. Definitive accordion.

1:23:08 Pepper And the mixes are different, you know?

1:23:09 Adam And that was spot on five seconds, so I'll go ahead and...

1:23:13 Pepper But, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before the clapping continues, I'd like to say that Michelle did not start that in the correct place. All right, I'd like to say, Michelle, Michelle, you beeped up, and that was it. It should have been somewhere else.

1:23:30 Adam All right, let's take a break.

1:23:31 Pepper I'm leaving, Michelle.

1:23:32 Adam Some sour grapes floating around this studio.

1:23:36 Drew I am still looking for people with sexual performance anxiety for television, and also people with a fetish or secret that they're afraid to share with their partners. So if you guys would call in, I need help with the Loveline listeners. Let us discuss this with you on television.

1:23:50 Adam You know what I like? I once in a while, I watched that super lotto jackpot, you know, bad Channel 9 weekend thing with the poor Mexican people standing around screaming at ping pong balls, trying to get them to land in a slot. By the way, that's perfectly legal. Me betting on football.

1:24:07 Drew Oh no, outrageous.

1:24:09 Adam Outrageous, outrageous. Clearly you can see the difference. Point is, is I would now like to see the Ranchero countdown brought to that stage.

1:24:17 Pepper Me too.

1:24:18 Adam People up there.

1:24:18 Pepper Maybe the Olympics. Statewide first.

1:24:20 Adam 50 grand riding on it. The audience screaming. 3 seconds. All right, we'll be back after this.

1:24:42 Caller 1-800-LOVE-1-9-1.

1:24:48 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew Pepper. I hate you.

1:24:54 Pepper Hey, Jim.

1:24:55 Adam Just talking about the 30's kids when they turned 16. Not the boss.

1:25:00 Drew Not the boss of me.

1:25:01 Adam Yeah, yeah. You, Dr. Drew, outside this house, inside the house, your old guy pays the bills. And I hate you.

1:25:10 Pepper Reality.

1:25:12 Adam I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend.

1:25:16 Pepper Retort to that.

1:25:17 Adam Both sleeping over tonight. I hate you so much. I'm going to junior college, daddy.

1:25:29 Pepper All right.

1:25:31 Adam Let's talk to Sylvie. Yeah, there we go. Sylvie.

1:25:37 Yeah.

1:25:38 Adam What's up? 19.

1:25:39 Yeah.

1:25:40 Caller Okay.

1:25:41 I've been dating the same guy for about four years, and I haven't been able to have an orgasm through sex.

1:25:49 Caller Four years.

1:25:50 Pepper So you started when you were?

1:25:51 Drew But that would be normal, Sylvie. A, having an orgasm at all at your age is already above average, and having it during intercourse would be rare.

1:26:02 Really?

1:26:03 Drew Yeah. At that age, yeah.

1:26:05 No, intercourse, yeah. Okay, we have a certain position that we can do it in, but the only way that I can have an orgasm is with my vibrator at the same time.

1:26:15 Drew That's way ahead of the game.

1:26:16 Adam Same time.

1:26:16 Pepper That's cheating.

1:26:17 Drew What is the position?

1:26:19 Pepper May I inquire, what is the position?

1:26:21 Caller Doggy.

1:26:22 Pepper Okay, doggy. So you have the vibrator, you have the vibrator going off while, are you holding in or is he holding in?

1:26:29 Caller I am.

1:26:29 Adam Mic stand.

1:26:30 Pepper Mic stand. There we go.

1:26:31 Adam Perfect. Parachuting mic stand.

1:26:33 Pepper Boom stand. Sing that to it.

1:26:34 Pepper No, now back to the question.

1:26:35 Drew Are you holding in or is he holding in?

1:26:37 I'm holding in.

1:26:38 Pepper You hold it and he goes to work?

1:26:39 Yes.

1:26:40 Adam All right.

1:26:41 Pepper Now what happens when he achieves climax before you do?

1:26:44 Adam Shorts, shorts out.

1:26:45 Caller It usually makes me.

1:26:46 Adam Fire. Badge fire.

1:26:48 Pepper Say again?

1:26:48 Caller It usually makes me have an orgasm.

1:26:51 Caller Oh, not him.

1:26:52 Pepper So he starts blowing.

1:26:53 Caller Well, I can usually tell when he goes, or when he's close.

1:26:56 Pepper Is he going inside of you, or are you in BC, or what's the deal?

1:27:00 Caller No, I'm completely drug free.

1:27:03 Pepper No, birth control. That was really good. Are you BC? No, not British Columbia. Birth control.

1:27:08 Adam Birth control.

1:27:09 Caller Are you in birth control?

1:27:10 Drew Yes, I'm in birth control. So again, the fact that you can find a way to have an orgasm with intercourse.

1:27:16 Adam Yeah, you're fine.

1:27:16 Drew Puts you way ahead.

1:27:17 Pepper That's very nice.

1:27:18 Adam And you're smart using a tool.

1:27:20 Drew Well, creative, open.

1:27:22 Pepper Open.

1:27:22 Adam It's awesome when your dad comes home early for work.

1:27:24 Drew OK, what's this?

1:27:26 Pepper Hey, what's this?

1:27:27 Pepper Wow.

1:27:29 Adam You know, he's coming up the stairs like, oh, man, what is what's going on? It sounds like the toaster in a way. There must be something.

1:27:36 Pepper Oh, but you said you haven't gone yet.

1:27:39 Drew And he starts my goodness gracious.

1:27:40 Pepper Yeah, he starts to throw the wood glue and you just start automatically going, oh, he's going. I'm going.

1:27:45 Drew Is that what you're saying?

1:27:45 Caller It's only in that position and it's only with the vibrator. That's all right.

1:27:50 Pepper And you are the only one who does it. He doesn't do it in that position, correct?

1:27:55 Caller Yeah.

1:27:56 Pepper Wow. That's good. That's amazing. All right.

1:28:01 Adam And listen, here's the point, everybody. Your job is to sort of cross the orgasm finish line. I don't care if you steal a bike to do it. You got to finish this race. And so many people are like, well, I'm just not going to orgasm if that if it means stealing a bike or commandeering a car or something. You got to finish and Sylvia has stolen a bike and is holding it to herself and takes a couple of AAA batteries and god bless her. Good work.

1:28:30 Caller Steal that bike.

1:28:31 Adam You found a way.

1:28:32 Pepper Right at home.

1:28:34 Adam And you're the kind of person I like working for me. I love the cut of your jib.

1:28:38 Caller Intern open.

1:28:39 Adam Yeah. Resourceful. That's what I like.

1:28:42 Pepper Congratulations.

1:28:43 Adam And by the way, guys are fine with this.

1:28:45 Drew The cut of your jib.

1:28:46 Pepper He's a lucky man.

1:28:48 Adam Our guys, we're all guys, right?

1:28:49 Pepper We're all guys.

1:28:50 Adam Would you rather have your girl not have an orgasm, fake an orgasm or pull out the vibrator and get one?

1:28:56 Pepper Either fake, orgasm or pull out the vibrator. Yeah, right.

1:29:00 Adam I'm with you too. You are right. Right.

1:29:02 Pepper Either one of those three.

1:29:03 Adam They're both good. There's a trick question. There's two right answers. Yes. Oops. Bye. Jessica.

1:29:10 Caller Yes.

1:29:11 Adam 21.

1:29:12 Caller Yes, I am.

1:29:13 Adam What's up?

1:29:14 Caller I like the first date. Thank God for Pepper.

1:29:17 Adam Love.

1:29:18 Caller Thank you, darling.

1:29:20 Caller I apologize that the House of Blues in Anaheim.

1:29:23 Caller Let's say great, great Chester, great Chester.

1:29:26 Drew Yeah.

1:29:28 Pepper Did you just say Chester or taco meat? Chester.

1:29:30 Caller Dude, you have none. I love it.

1:29:33 Drew Yeah, yeah. Chester.

1:29:34 Pepper So taco meat.

1:29:35 Caller Punani respect, dude.

1:29:36 Pepper Oh, respect the Punani.

1:29:38 Pepper The vulva.

1:29:38 Pepper Dr. Drew calls it the vulva.

1:29:40 Pepper Yeah. Yeah. That's a scientific term.

1:29:42 Pepper It's vulva respect.

1:29:43 Pepper But it's vulva respect. It's where all the power of the world comes from.

1:29:46 Caller Where did you come from? Where did you come from? Yeah.

1:29:48 Pepper Your mom is legs. Exactly.

1:29:50 Adam That's right.

1:29:50 Caller I came from yours.

1:29:52 Adam Yeah. From your loins.

1:29:53 Pepper You're on the guest list.

1:29:54 Adam The fruit.

1:29:55 Caller I'm going to go see you guys in LA.

1:29:58 Pepper Really?

1:29:58 Pepper What are you going to be wearing?

1:30:01 Caller What?

1:30:02 Pepper Can you say that?

1:30:03 Caller I was hoping you'd say it.

1:30:05 Adam I just got it. Do you have a question?

1:30:07 Caller Yes, I do.

1:30:08 Adam All right.

1:30:09 Drew Don't you smell a junior college here?

1:30:10 Caller When I have- I've only had three sexual partners, to be honest, and when I have sex with, you know, when I had sex with those guys, they would suck on my boobs, but I don't get any feeling from it.

1:30:22 Caller Wait, wait, wait.

1:30:23 Pepper Hold on, baby. Hold on, hold on. Did you just say step on your boobs?

1:30:26 Adam No, suck.

1:30:27 Caller That's what I suck.

1:30:27 Pepper I thought you said step too. I thought you said step. I'm sorry. Go on. Go on.

1:30:31 Caller No, but I'll let you step on them.

1:30:33 Pepper Oh, really? So Pepper as a man are able to suck, but not your boyfriends?

1:30:39 Drew No, she has no feeling from it.

1:30:40 Adam Right.

1:30:41 Caller I've never been in a relationship. I like to be single, but at the same time I'm very reserved.

1:30:45 Caller But with the princess that I had.

1:30:47 Caller Yeah.

1:30:49 Adam Oh, yeah. Demiur.

1:30:50 Drew No, she's one of the princesses of New York.

1:30:52 Caller Yeah.

1:30:53 Adam Yeah. She's like a Disney movie.

1:30:54 Caller Yeah.

1:30:56 Adam I suck in my boobs.

1:30:58 Pepper I'm so sorry, but I'm really lost here.

1:31:00 Drew She has no feeling in her boobs.

1:31:02 Adam No feeling. Go on, go on.

1:31:03 Pepper Tell about the boobs.

1:31:04 Caller I don't get turned on. I'm a 40 double D. I don't get turned on.

1:31:10 Pepper Hold on.

1:31:10 Pepper Does that have anything to do with it?

1:31:12 Pepper My penis is at the forehorn.

1:31:13 Drew Maybe some women with larger breasts have less sensitivity.

1:31:15 Pepper That's what I was thinking.

1:31:16 Drew And then finally, as we talked about earlier, the X chromosomes are all very different for one another. And some women are just wired up this way. Other women are very sensitive.

1:31:24 Adam How big is the rest of you, Jessica?

1:31:28 Caller I'm a size nine. My body is size nine. I'm very athletic.

1:31:32 Pepper How tall are you?

1:31:33 Adam When you hear very athletic, that's what's called a qualifier. That's be prepared for some hefty qualifier.

1:31:42 Pepper Jessica, I want to know how tall are you?

1:31:44 Adam She's short and she's squatty, but she's athletic. And she's got double D cup qualifier and wouldn't know it if you're sucking on them. So you could do it almost anywhere.

1:31:53 Pepper Wouldn't mind.

1:31:54 Adam Wait till she falls asleep.

1:31:55 Pepper Under the bleachers, whatever.

1:31:56 Pepper That's like that Courtney Love picture in that magazine of that bum sucking on her knees or whatever.

1:32:02 Pepper Memories.

1:32:03 Adam Let's talk to Danny for one second because the guy's been on hold for 113 minutes. Danny?

1:32:09 Pepper No way.

1:32:10 Caller Josh, I got Danny with me right here. Oh, perfect.

1:32:13 Pepper Okay, put Danny on the phone because he was the one who was waiting 113 seconds.

1:32:16 Pepper On his cell phone?

1:32:17 Caller He's coming right now.

1:32:19 Adam Meanwhile, we got 35 seconds.

1:32:23 Caller Hello.

1:32:24 Adam Josh or Danny?

1:32:25 Caller Danny.

1:32:26 Adam Danny.

1:32:27 Drew 30 seconds, Danny. What's going on?

1:32:29 Caller Not a whole lot. My friend, for whatever reason, thinks that me dating a single mom is a bad idea.

1:32:34 Caller I don't.

1:32:37 Adam All right, here's the thing with the single moms. You can't mess around. You can't treat them like you're 25. You can't treat them like other young ladies. But if you're serious, it's fine. But here's the thing. It's like you ought to be prepared. So it's like it's like enlisting in the army. You can't just sign up, do three months ago. You know what? It's not for me.

1:32:56 Drew Not for me.

1:32:57 Adam No, don't sign. But if you do, God bless you.

1:32:59 Drew You're going.

1:33:00 Adam You're doing a great thing for the country. We need more guys like you. But when you once you go to Biloxi for basic training, you're in. You're in.

1:33:07 Drew That's it.

1:33:07 Adam All right.

1:33:08 Pepper Our tour manager is one of those guys.

1:33:09 Adam He's heavily.

1:33:10 Pepper He's solid with the other single the single mom. Ava's killing it.

1:33:14 Caller Ava.

1:33:14 Pepper Good luck. And the side car. I think it's a great day.

1:33:17 Pepper Here we go.

1:33:17 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Well, that's it, everybody. Pepper!

1:34:02 Pepper Yeah!

1:34:04 Pepper That's right, Adam.

1:34:04 Drew New favorite band.

1:34:05 Adam Good and drunk and our favorite Conanese band.

1:34:08 Pepper Yeah, Conanese.

1:34:09 Drew That's Coney. Coney.

1:34:10 Caller Conanese band.

1:34:12 Adam Thank you, fellas.

1:34:12 Pepper Thank you for having us, Adam, Drew, Michelle.

1:34:14 Adam Best of luck to you, as they say in Hawaii, Mazel Tov.

1:34:17 Pepper Exactly.

1:34:18 Adam And we'll see you soon. Nicky's hearing in here tomorrow night, and until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.

1:34:27 Caller This has been Loveline.

1:34:31 Pepper The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station.

1:34:39 Adam The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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