Episode 1000702505898

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1:17 Adam With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. On the phone, number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Dr. Drew, board certified physician and an addiction medicine specialist. Nikki Ziering is our guest tonight. Beautiful, the shapely, the blonde, Nikki Ziering in studio tonight.

1:36 Nikki Ziering Let's start that now.

1:37 Adam Always good to see you. Nikki has a good cut to her jib. Yes, Drew?

1:42 Drew Did we end the show last night with you liking somebody's cut?

1:45 Adam Yeah, that was a guy. But that was more metaphorical. This is physical.

1:49 Literal, literal, literal.

1:51 Adam Yeah, I mean, here's the thing. Because Nikki comes in, she gives you a nice hug. When you put your hands on somebody, you sort of realize how they're shaped. You know what I mean? I don't mean that-

2:02 Drew Is that what you were doing with your hands?

2:03 Yeah.

2:05 Adam Yes, that was me feeling her panama, feeler gauge. You see what I'm saying?

2:11 Drew Yeah, I see.

2:12 Adam Contour gauge, they call it in carpentry.

2:14 Nikki Ziering Well, I felt yours too.

2:16 Adam Thank you. I take the shape though, you're feeling yourself because I just take the shape of whoever I hug.

2:22 Nikki Ziering That's always me, always feeling myself.

2:24 Adam But some people, and this is people exercise, models write books, they come out with belly busters and thigh smashers and everything. You can't change your cut. Right. You can lose a little weight but you just can't change your cut. Nikki's got a good cut. Thank you. If you want to see her cut, you can see it on National Lampoon's Gold Diggers, which is out coming up this Tuesday in, well, it's everywhere. The DVD is going to be released because we had, you were in here when it was released theatrically, is that right?

2:59 Nikki Ziering That was the last time I was here, I am.

3:01 Adam Right. And, give us the premise, you run around a bikini and guys try to hump you. Is that it?

3:10 Nikki Ziering Not really. It's about these two guys, these young guys who, you know, they want the finer things in life. And so they court and marry these two older women thinking that they're going to die soon and they'll inherit their fortune. But what they don't realize is the older women have taken out life insurance policies on the guys. And so they're all trying to whack each other.

3:29 Adam Yeah, let me tell you, let me float an idea for a movie I had. Oh, yeah. You know, your horrible talk show host and horrible interviewer when someone tells you their movie and that reminds you of your movie?

3:40 Drew Yes. When I was, it was anything about myself. That's a bad thing.

3:43 Adam All right. But stick with me because we got two hours. I'm opening the DVD now. This is my this is my sitcom, but it could also be a movie. It's called AIDS Butler. Remember this one?

3:54 Drew Yes, I do.

3:55 All right.

3:55 Adam Now dig on this, Nikki.

3:56 Oh, boy.

3:57 Adam There are these things called viatical agreements or settlements. They were popular about five, six years ago. It's an interesting thing that most people don't know about, which is if you have a life insurance policy, let's just say Dr. Drew, he's got himself a million dollars worth of life insurance, and all of a sudden, he gets the AIDS, and he knows, and this is five, ten years ago. He knows that his life expectancy is a couple of years, right? Now, he doesn't, his family's disowned him because he's gay. They don't want anything to do with him. He doesn't, he doesn't want anything to do with them. He wants some of that money. He wants to travel. He wants to see the world before he dies. All right. Now, enter the retired couple from Arizona, old Jewish couple from Arizona. They say, we'll buy that million dollar life insurance policy off of you, Drew. We'll give you $350,000. Drew says, fine, I'll take that. When you die, we get the million dollars. Meanwhile, you got some money to spend while your last couple of years go tour, take a cruise around the world.

4:58 Drew He's thinking very hard about this. All right.

5:00 All right. I'm in it.

5:01 Adam But let me explain what happens. Drew takes that money and just then they're having all these breakthroughs, new drugs, new cocktails. He uses that money, buys AZT. He gets to triple cocktail. He gets all of a sudden the T-cell count goes through the roof and he's feeling better than ever. Now I'm out 350 grand. That was our nest egg. I mean, that was the old Jewish couple's nest egg in Arizona. They give it all to Drew. Drew's healthy as a horse. He's not going anywhere.

5:30 Nikki Ziering So they have to kill him.

5:31 Adam No, no, no, no, no. We want our money back. You say screw you. A deal's a deal. But things have changed now.

5:40 Drew Too bad.

5:40 Adam We go to court. OK. The judge says, give him the money back. You say I don't have the money, but no one believes you. We think you have it stashed somewhere. Judge has no recourse but to order you to work it off. Hence, AIDS Butler.

5:54 Drew Oh, my God.

5:55 Adam You become this family's Butler.

5:57 Drew OK.

5:58 Adam Now you move to Arizona with the family. We swear you got the money somewhere. Every time you leave to go to the market, we're thrashing through your suitcase, looking through your stuff for the money. Meanwhile, grandkids have come to town for the summer, and you're teaching them like the Macarena, and they're saying fabulous. You're saying, essentially, teaching them how to make smart cocktails.

6:18 Drew But the implicit understanding is, I'm actually having sex with them.

6:21 Adam No, no, no, no, no. It's a sitcom version of the gay lifestyle. There's no actual intercourse going on. The point is, I got the stuffy old Jewish couple. They want their money back. You're mad at them. They're mad at you. You're fabulous and the grandkids are turning gay just hanging out. All set in the backdrop of late 1980s Tucson, Arizona. Perfect. Perfect. AIDS butler.

6:47 Nikki Ziering Perfect, except there's no part for me.

6:49 Adam Oh, no, no. Oh, yes.

6:50 Nikki Ziering Who do I play? I'm the maid?

6:52 Adam You are the foxy neighbor in the condo.

6:56 Drew The neighbor.

6:57 Nikki Ziering The girl next door.

6:58 Adam Oh, better.

6:59 Drew Mrs. Roper.

7:00 Adam No, better. Here it is. You ready? No, it's a retirement village. Oh, but but you're you're the granddaughter, the foxy granddaughter of the infirm, the neighbor, Mrs. Snyder, who lives across the street. And you're always sunbathing in the backyard.

7:15 Drew The butler is dropping things and tripping over things.

7:18 Adam No, the running joke is the AIDS butler always walks into Nikki when she's in some state of undress, but doesn't care. You see, he's good. He doesn't care. He doesn't care. Everyone else is going nuts. Like, oh yeah, I went over there to borrow a cup of sugar and she was nude sunbathing. I told her to put something on. It's driving everyone crazy. Perfect. Foxy granddaughter, retirement village, AIDS butler. Yes?

7:40 Nikki Ziering I think you got a hit.

7:41 Adam That's good?

7:42 Nikki Ziering Yeah, you better copyright that.

7:44 Adam She's started to make already.

7:46 Drew Register of the Directors Guild.

7:47 Adam Here we go. Nikki is, by the way, I always liked about her too. She was a she was a Miss Makeda for a while too. Were you Miss Makeda?

7:56 Nikki Ziering Miss Makeda for two years.

7:58 Adam Two years. So good. That's right. I remember because two years, that's like a president serving a third term. It just it doesn't happen. Wow. I mean, the rules are there had to be an amendment to the Constitution. You want to do two years as Miss Makeda. You must have been good.

8:14 Nikki Ziering Well, I hate to brag, but yeah, I was I was I was darn good at signing those posters.

8:19 Adam Man, you must have known so much about tools.

8:20 Nikki Ziering I only spelled my name wrong a few times.

8:22 Drew She had a favorite tool, as I recall.

8:24 Adam Yeah, Roto Hammer. I and Ziering.

8:29 Nikki Ziering Favorite, favorite tool. Yeah.

8:34 Drew Biscuit driver.

8:34 Nikki Ziering I love them all.

8:36 Adam You know, I would have been funny if she just went like, I don't know, powder actuated pin driver. The worm drive, de-handle, whole hawk. Drew, would you just fall over?

8:45 Yes.

8:47 Nikki Ziering But I didn't, darn it, I missed that one.

8:49 It just would have been awesome, right?

8:51 Adam Like she's like, I like the worm drive, de-handle, whole hawk with the brushes go bad and the armatures burn out. But if you take care of them, you're like, oh, make sure you get the one with the 220 twist lock adapter. That's a lot better. Your head would explode like scanners, right? Yeah. Oh, no. Were you were you West Coast? Because see, I used to be into this like they had the East Coast. Miss Makeda in the West Coast. They would. East East Coast usually was a dark haired girl on the West Coast. Was usually blonde hair. They used to have just one Miss Makeda and they started to spread them out. Yeah. Did they have to?

9:26 Nikki Ziering No, I was the only only one in mine.

9:28 Drew She unified.

9:30 Adam Wow.

9:31 Nikki Ziering I flew to the East Coast many times.

9:32 Adam You did?

9:33 Nikki Ziering Yes.

9:34 Adam Must have been awesome. Heading over to the Tool Shack in Poughkeepsie.

9:37 Drew Where are you from, Regeline?

9:38 Nikki Ziering From Orange County.

9:39 Drew Oh.

9:40 Adam Dental Hygienist.

9:41 Nikki Ziering I grew up in Varia.

9:42 Adam Dental Hygienist is a foxy job. I don't get any foxy ones, but it's a foxy job.

9:47 Drew That's a word in the years I've known you've never used that word and all of a sudden you've decided you're in love with that word.

9:52 Adam Foxy or job? Foxy.

9:54 Drew Job.

9:55 Adam Well, here's the thing. There's certain jobs where the chicks are going to be hotter than others. Like if you're getting set up with someone and they say, yes, she's young, she's blonde, she's a dental hygienist, you'd be like, oh, right?

10:07 Drew Right.

10:08 Adam As opposed to she does security at LAX. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Were you actually a dental hygienist?

10:17 Nikki Ziering Well, I was studying to be a hygienist. I was working as a dental assistant. So I didn't finish my...

10:24 Adam Is that the one where they... Like you're writing stuff down in the dentist. They do a thing, Drew, you ever get your gums measured?

10:31 Nikki Ziering Oh, yeah.

10:31 Adam They put that stick in there and they're like...

10:33 Nikki Ziering They carry it on them.

10:34 Adam 4-2, 4-3, 4-4. My gums are good.

10:36 Drew My gums are good.

10:36 Adam 4-3, 4-4, 4-4. They never measure them, though?

10:39 Drew When you got gum disease, they measure.

10:40 Adam Oh, really?

10:40 Nikki Ziering Yeah.

10:41 Drew Adam got gum disease.

10:42 Nikki Ziering Did you have some fours? That's bad.

10:45 Adam Yeah, it was once in a while.

10:47 Drew Adam's like a museum of dental problems.

10:51 Adam You get on a bad run. I think they number the teeth. They're like 2-7, 2-8, 2-8, 2-4, 4-9, 4-10. You start getting on this horrible roll. You're just playing blackjack and you just keep getting 13s. Like, no, no, wait, wait. I just want to stop and get my chips and take a walk around and play some Nickel Black for a while.

11:13 Nikki Ziering This table is cold.

11:15 Adam Yeah, that's awesome. So, you're right. You ever do any scraping?

11:19 Nikki Ziering Well, that's what the hygienist does is they basically scrape plaque on the teeth.

11:23 Adam Is that what you did?

11:24 Nikki Ziering Sounds like a glamorous job. No, I didn't do that yet. I was studying to do that. I don't think- That's what I wanted to do.

11:30 Adam Drew, you wouldn't want a foxy chick looking in your mouth, would you? You'd be a little-

11:35 Drew I'd be okay.

11:36 You would?

11:37 Drew Yeah, you got all that stuff going on in your mouth.

11:39 Nikki Ziering Kind of intimate, huh?

11:40 Drew Yeah, but he's got like, you got some stuff.

11:42 Adam I got some fours in there. Some fours.

11:45 Drew You still have a peg in there, don't you? Yeah, I do.

11:47 Adam I do have a peg, yeah. And a post.

11:49 Drew When do you want to get that fixed?

11:50 Adam I don't know.

11:51 Drew It's like three years ago.

11:52 Adam Two and a half. Here's the thing, Drew. Seriously though, would you really want someone really down in there?

11:59 Drew Yeah, I'm okay with it.

11:59 Adam Doesn't bother you? Like you think, well, maybe I got some bad breath or I got some plaque on my tongue or something. No? Or is it right up on you? You got stuff shining. Like what if you had a zit or something? You know what I mean?

12:09 Drew Maybe it's that when you do clinical work, you realize that people's brain is sort of just.

12:13 Adam Doesn't bother them.

12:16 Drew Right? Would you agree?

12:17 Nikki Ziering Yeah.

12:18 Adam You judge.

12:19 Nikki Ziering I enjoyed it. I used to love to take x-rays.

12:22 Drew Oh, yeah?

12:22 Nikki Ziering That was my favorite.

12:23 Adam They put that cardboard refrigerator box in your mouth.

12:25 Nikki Ziering At least they just gag people.

12:27 Drew They clamp it down.

12:28 I was just digging into your palate.

12:30 Adam Yeah, right there. And the person runs. I like when they dive out of the room. They do a shoulder roll out of the room. Then they come back. No, no, it's good. It's good. I'm in the lead bunker over here. And I did the shoulder roll.

12:43 Yeah.

12:44 Adam Fantastic.

12:44 Drew All right. Hey, I'm looking again tonight. I'm one of my last but please appeals to you all, Loveline listeners, to help me out with this Discovery Health Show.

12:51 Adam Oh, is this really one of your last?

12:53 Drew Well, it'll be gone for a week. It may be amongst the last, because the show's going to film pretty soon. We need a couple that has stopped having sex because they had a baby within the last year. So, couples that have had a drop in their sex drive or some change in their physical relationship because of baby. And women, this is an interesting one. This is something, Suzanne, wait a minute, listen. Suzanne Summers claims that she can prove this is in fact something's happened to her. Women who have gotten pregnant without penetrative sex.

13:21 Adam Oh, really?

13:23 Drew That apparently happens.

13:23 Adam That means you swallow?

13:24 Nikki Ziering That's a strong swimmer.

13:26 Drew A strong swimmer, doesn't mean you swallow. It means you sort of get splashed and don't clean. Eww. And my point, I don't believe that it happens. If somebody has had this happen to them, I want to know.

13:36 Adam Suzanne Summers claims this happened to her.

13:38 Drew She claims it went through her pants.

13:40 Adam Wow. Through pants?

13:42 Drew Yes.

13:44 Nikki Ziering A really strong swimmer.

13:45 Drew That's what I'm saying. Somebody's got to prove that one to me.

13:48 Adam Wow.

13:48 Drew That's more than swimming. That's burrowing.

13:50 Nikki Ziering That little kid's going to grow up to be like an intense athlete.

13:55 Adam Yeah. What?

13:57 I've actually heard of that on soap operas.

13:59 Drew Well, then it must be true. Yeah. I really would like to talk to her.

14:03 Adam Shut up!

14:04 Drew Hers or his? Well, who knows? It depends. I don't know. I haven't heard her talk about it. She declined to talk about it, to go under my scrutiny, by the way.

14:14 Adam She did?

14:14 Drew Yeah. But I'm looking for other people who say they've had that.

14:17 Adam Scrutiny means scrotum?

14:18 Drew No, it means careful examination.

14:21 Adam Of the scrotum? I don't know. Let's take some calls. I don't know what you're talking about.

14:25 Drew Scrotuliosis?

14:26 Adam Scrotuliosis. Amanda?

14:28 Yeah.

14:29 Adam You're 16?

14:30 Caller Uh-oh.

14:31 Yeah.

14:32 Caller All right.

14:32 What's up?

14:34 Caller When I was younger, like eight, maybe, I slept in the room next to my mom. And at night, I would hear her having sex with whoever, like, her boyfriend at the time.

14:48 Drew Oh, good times. And you got that...

14:51 Caller Wait, what?

14:52 Drew You got that little girl voice, too, if something happened to you in addition to that.

14:56 Caller Um, no, nothing.

14:58 Drew Well, having a mom that thinks that sort of thing is okay already suggests that you might have been exposed.

15:03 Adam Well, I mean, a single mom, maybe she was a young single mom, what's, you know.

15:08 Drew That's a bad boundary violation.

15:10 Adam Well, she didn't... I don't think she knew. She thought the kid was asleep. They didn't know. It comes, it gets piped. You know, kids on the top of the upper bunk and it's coming right in through the heat vent.

15:19 Drew Amanda, do you think your mom, if she thought for one second would have been aware that you were hearing what was going on?

15:25 Caller I don't think so.

15:26 Drew So she couldn't have known?

15:28 Caller No.

15:29 Adam Well, it would have been impossible.

15:31 Drew Yeah.

15:31 Adam She's got some trucker banging the bejesus out of her four and a half inches worth of drywall away from her young daughter. Impossible.

15:39 Drew It's not what you call healthy.

15:41 Adam Well, but wait a second, Drew. Here, okay, let me explain. You're a man of passion, but you're also a man of means. You have a large home.

15:49 Drew No, I understand.

15:50 Adam You live in a small apartment, you're a young single mom, you're dating. What are you going to do? You put the daughter to sleep, you think she's asleep, and then you get into it.

15:59 Drew Listen, you don't let me finish what I'm saying. What I'm saying is it's not healthy for her, but it doesn't necessarily mean that mom was neglectful or abusive. If it was a situation where mom could reasonably have expected the daughter would have hurt it, well, it's just one of those things. Unfortunately, you're exposed to it.

16:12 Adam That's not the direction you were going. You were judging.

16:16 Drew I don't judge. It's impossible to judge anybody.

16:19 Adam Amanda?

16:20 Caller Yeah.

16:20 Adam Okay, so how many boyfriends did your mom have?

16:25 Caller I don't know.

16:27 Drew How old were you? Like a lot. More than 10?

16:30 No, not that many. All right.

16:31 Drew How old were you when this all started?

16:34 Caller Probably like seven or eight.

16:36 Drew What did you think was going on?

16:38 Caller What?

16:38 Drew What did you think when you first heard this?

16:41 Caller I didn't know. I was always really scared.

16:44 I didn't know what was happening.

16:46 Adam It's freaky, but it shouldn't short circuit you. I mean, your wiring should all be okay. It's just a little weird.

16:54 Caller I was just wondering.

16:54 Adam Thank God my parents had the dignity never to get laid.

16:56 Drew If on the other hand, that mom was not paying attention to appropriate boundaries and is that kind of person, then you might have been exposed to all kinds of things.

17:05 Adam Well, anything happened to you?

17:08 No.

17:09 Adam None of these guys got drunk and stumbled into the wrong room or anything?

17:14 No.

17:15 Drew Adam, anybody's drunk and stumbled into the wrong room with you?

17:23 Adam No.

17:24 Nikki Ziering I think Adam got drunk and stumbled into the wrong room.

17:26 Adam She's got high right there, stumbled into a question. Yeah.

17:30 Drew Amanda had a quite a little beat there before she denied it.

17:33 Adam Nothing ever happened to you?

17:35 Caller No.

17:36 Adam When did you lose your virginity?

17:38 Caller When I was 15.

17:40 Adam All right. How old was the guy?

17:42 Drew 17.

17:44 Caller I want to ride the pony, daddy.

17:47 Adam That's a 19 year old by the way, wasn't it?

17:49 Drew Yes. All right.

17:50 Adam Amanda. Yeah. Are you going to high school?

17:53 Caller Yeah.

17:54 Adam Are you doing okay?

17:55 Caller Yeah.

17:56 Drew All right. Stay focused on that.

17:57 Adam What do you want to be when you grow up? Veterinarian? Makeda girl? No.

18:01 What?

18:02 Caller I don't know.

18:03 Adam You don't know?

18:04 Drew Pirate.

18:04 All right.

18:05 Adam That's something with animals.

18:08 Caller No.

18:09 Adam Okay. Good. I don't know when that does. Something with animals seems to come on about six or seven with girls and seems to fade out about 12 or 13. You know what it is? Girls give up animals and pick up penis at a certain point. There's that transition. It's like, it's all about ponies and dogs and rabbits. And then it just becomes about football, jocks and guys like that. Yeah. They give up animals when they get into guys.

18:32 Drew Yes.

18:33 Adam Unless they're lesbians, then they stay with the animals. Yes. Oh, yes.

18:37 Drew Interesting.

18:38 Adam Oh, huge, huge lesbians. Stop me if I'm wrong there, engineer.

18:42 Nikki Ziering But a lot of guys are animals anyway, so.

18:44 Drew Yeah, but it's interesting. The unicorn stays a unicorn.

18:48 Adam Well, I'm just saying, go to a lot of pet grooming places.

18:53 Drew Is that true, Michelle? Yeah.

18:55 Adam Guys.

18:57 Drew Yeah.

18:57 Adam Yeah.

18:57 Caller Yeah.

18:58 Adam You know, it's nice about being a lesbian or black or gay or whatever. You get to speak for hundreds of millions of people. It's great.

19:04 Caller I speak for all.

19:05 Adam What about that in the black community? Oh, yes. Yeah. It's like, what? Like, who do you speak for? Drew, you don't speak for anybody.

19:12 Drew Nobody.

19:12 Adam Yeah. Michelle's like, she's the.

19:14 Drew I barely speak for myself.

19:15 Adam She's the king of all lesbians. She gets to, she's the spokesperson. Yeah. When the lesbians have a press conference. Oh yeah. That's a engineer.

19:23 Drew So we had a call up there for a second that somebody said that I said that most women don't have orgasm. Again, people distorting what we say. I said most women do not have orgasm with intercourse ever. And most women by the age of 20 have had trouble having intercourse.

19:36 Adam You said it after then.

19:38 Drew Yeah. That most women don't have orgasm with intercourse.

19:41 Adam Right.

19:41 Drew That is a fact. Not don't have an orgasm, just don't with intercourse.

19:44 Adam Right. All right. Let's break this down.

19:46 Drew All right.

19:47 Adam Let's break it down.

19:47 Drew All right. Break it down.

19:48 Adam Nikki, help us, help us here, would you please?

19:50 Drew Yes.

19:52 Adam Women, now, should we pick an age range?

19:55 Drew Let's pick an age range. Because it's different. I mean, we'll pick an age when they're online.

19:59 Adam Let's just go 20 to 40.

20:01 Drew All right.

20:02 Adam 20 to, age 20 to age 40.

20:04 Drew And let's just make a little footnote that under 20, a lot of women sort of aren't, that system isn't operational yet. All right. It may become operational even though it's not under 20.

20:13 Adam 20 to 40 is a nice 20 years. It's going to cover, if it ain't happening by then.

20:17 Drew Ain't happening.

20:18 Adam It ain't happening. You guys write it down. Don't show me what you got. Nikki, right on the back of your bio there. You got a pen. We need another pen to engineer a cell machine.

20:27 Drew What am I writing now? What am I getting into? What do you have in here?

20:29 Adam She carries a pen in her purse. That's nice. But if it's a Sharpie, it's conceded because it means she signs autographs with it.

20:35 Drew Look at this.

20:36 Adam What is it? Oh, it's a nice. All right, Drew, use that. Use that highlight. All right, now don't show anybody.

20:43 Drew What are we doing?

20:43 Adam All right. Number one, what percent, and Drew, nothing out loud. Let's just write it down. Nikki, you know, women between the age of 20 and 40, what percentage of them have experienced an orgasm through intercourse, vaginal orgasm, whatever you want to call it, but just through penetration.

21:02 Drew Have ever had that.

21:03 Adam Ever, even if it's just one time, what percentage, Drew? Hide your answer.

21:07 Drew I can't read it anywhere.

21:08 Adam Okay, good.

21:09 Drew There you go. Good.

21:10 Adam All right. So hold on a second. I got to think, I got to think.

21:14 Caller All right.

21:15 Adam Now, what percentage of women have had an orgasm through oral sex? And age 20 to 40. Tough, tough.

21:32 Caller All right.

21:32 Adam And last but not least, what percentage of women 20 to 40 just have not been able to experience any kind of orgasm in any way, shape or form no matter what was done to them? Try that?

21:46 Caller All right.

21:49 Drew And then how many, what percent have multiple, multiple orgasms?

21:52 Adam Oh, what percent have multiple, multiple orgasms? You mean through intercourse?

21:56 Drew Through what? Yeah.

21:57 Adam Through whatever. Just multi-orgasmic. Crazy multi-orgasmic. All right. All right. I'm going to...

22:06 Drew Turn over the cards.

22:06 Adam I'm going to turn over all the cards here. All right. Number one, what was the first question?

22:11 Drew What percent have ever had an orgasm with penetrative sex?

22:14 Adam With penetrative. That's 20 to 40.

22:16 Drew Yes.

22:16 Adam At one time.

22:17 Drew Yeah.

22:18 Adam 30 percent.

22:20 Drew Well, I put it around 60.

22:21 Adam 60?

22:22 Drew Yeah.

22:22 Adam Oh, I'm just going off experience.

22:25 Drew All right.

22:25 Caller Go ahead.

22:26 Adam But here's my thinking, because when women don't have it that way, they pretty much just don't have it that way.

22:34 Drew All right. I would put that around 40, then.

22:36 Adam They can have sex a million times if they just don't have it that way. They just don't have it that way. They enjoy it. What did Nikki say?

22:43 Nikki Ziering Well, I first put 50 percent and then I crossed out and put 20 percent.

22:46 Adam Nice. Thank you.

22:48 Drew Well done.

22:48 Adam Thank you.

22:49 Drew Well done.

22:49 Adam We could hang. You would never be disappointed.

22:52 Drew Should we feel good?

22:53 Adam Yeah, she does.

22:55 Drew Okay. Next question.

22:56 Adam She doesn't make me feel like more of a man, but she makes you feel like less of a chick.

23:00 Drew There's a difference.

23:01 Adam There's a difference, Drew.

23:02 Drew I think I kind of miss.

23:02 Adam Do you hear the difference?

23:03 Drew I do. I do.

23:04 Adam Okay. Drew, what are you doing with 60 percent?

23:06 Drew I think I kind of misinterpreted the question. I really do.

23:08 Adam Well, come on there, buddy. You want to think about it?

23:11 Drew Yeah, 40 percent.

23:12 Adam All right. So we got 20, 30, and 40. That makes me right, by the way.

23:15 Drew Okay.

23:17 Adam What was the next one? Oh, percentage who have experienced an orgasm through oral sex. I got 75 percent.

23:25 Drew 92 percent.

23:26 Adam Yeah. Probably right.

23:27 Nikki Ziering I got 98.

23:28 Drew 98 percent. She's showing her cards here a little bit, so.

23:33 All right.

23:35 Adam Get my little checklist put together. Exactly how this next commercial break is going to go. It's just one number to focus. That's all. You got to know your audience. You got to know your demographic.

23:46 Drew Next.

23:46 Adam All right. Yeah. Seventy-five is a little low, but here's the thing. Here's where I put 75 percent. There are a percentage of women who have it through oral, but through, they're orgasmic. They can't have it through oral.

23:58 Drew That's like less than 10 percent though.

23:59 Adam Okay. That's-

24:00 Nikki Ziering Yeah, imagine that.

24:01 Drew That's less. We understand.

24:03 Adam We got you.

24:03 Drew We got you. We got you figured out.

24:05 Adam We got you. Sorry, relax honey. I should shave. The point is, okay, here's my point, Drew. Yes, it's a small percentage, 10 percent, whatever, eight percent, do it that way. But then there's a five, 10 percent-

24:20 Drew That never-

24:21 Adam Just weird it out.

24:22 Drew Weird it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

24:24 Adam Daddy did something weird, just freaked out. I'm self-conscious about myself.

24:29 Nikki Ziering Or religious or something.

24:30 Adam Really?

24:30 Drew Yeah.

24:31 Adam And then you tack that on to just physically doesn't work.

24:34 Drew It could be 85 percent or so, it could be.

24:36 Adam I think I can put together a group of 20 percent that wouldn't do it.

24:40 Drew I'm not arguing too strongly. All right, next.

24:42 Adam Now, this is the, what's the next one? Never had one, any way, shape or form.

24:46 Drew Yes.

24:47 Adam No orgasm. Anyway, I got 7.5.

24:49 Drew I put 2 percent.

24:50 Adam 2 percent.

24:50 Nikki Ziering I put 2 percent.

24:51 Adam Wow. Are you copying?

24:53 Nikki Ziering No, I swear.

24:56 Adam I put it a little higher. Just it's, I don't know. Maybe you're right. I mean, definitely less than 10 percent.

25:01 Drew Yes.

25:02 Adam You're just screwed up.

25:03 Drew And how about the last one?

25:03 Adam Broken women out there.

25:04 Drew The multi-multi.

25:05 Adam Multi-multi. I just put it 7.5 again.

25:08 Drew 5 percent.

25:09 Adam 5? What do you got, Nikki?

25:10 Nikki Ziering I mean, I put 50 percent, but I think that, I mean, between. No? Am I way off? Well, I think that between 20 and 40, I think it's more like after 30, after 30 is when it happens.

25:23 Adam After 30 is when the multiple stuff kicks in.

25:25 Nikki Ziering Yeah, I think.

25:26 Drew Misinterpreting what multi-multi is.

25:28 Adam Yeah. What's your definition of multi-multi?

25:31 Drew Some women have like 30 orgasms in a very short period of time, a few minutes.

25:36 Nikki Ziering Right.

25:36 Drew Like one right after the other, pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa.

25:38 Nikki Ziering Yeah, that's, I know that's small.

25:39 Caller Huh?

25:40 Drew That's you?

25:41 Nikki Ziering That's us? What? No, that's what that was. That was the question. Yeah.

25:44 Adam Right. You know?

25:46 Drew All right.

25:46 Adam But 50% is a large percentage of women to have that skill. That's like saying 50% of women can spin plates or juggle or limbo or something.

25:58 Nikki Ziering I thought it would be a higher percentage of women after 30 who could do that. Like, there's probably a lot of women who before 30 wouldn't be able to but then can after 30.

26:11 Drew I think, again, I think we're mincing semantics here, but I think that's the woman that can have one and then have another and maybe another as opposed to the machine gun, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow.

26:20 Adam Yeah, we're talking, you know, let it rip. Plane cards and spokes of a bike.

26:25 Drew Semi-automatic versus automatic.

26:27 Nikki Ziering Yeah, okay.

26:30 Adam We'd really like to see that number come down.

26:31 Drew And our experience has been that women that are automatic weapons like that don't like oral sex at all. They just sort of don't feel right.

26:37 Nikki Ziering Okay, yeah, I guess I didn't, I wasn't, like, pow, pow, pow, like that fast. Yes, literally.

26:43 Drew Well, all right, but-

26:44 Nikki Ziering Oh, wow.

26:45 Adam But be fair, be fair, Drew. It doesn't have to be like, pow. I mean, just the idea, you have intercourse with somebody and the orgasm just sort of keep coming.

26:54 Drew Right, right.

26:54 Adam That's what I'm saying.

26:55 Drew But without refractory.

26:57 Adam Percentage of those women, I'd say under 10%.

27:00 Nikki Ziering So I did not, okay.

27:01 Adam All right. Now, you're right. You're just, you know, wishful thinking. That's all. You say the vagina is half full. I say vagina is half empty. That's me. I'm a pessimist.

27:10 Nikki Ziering Wouldn't it be nice if everybody could?

27:13 Adam Yeah.

27:13 Nikki Ziering I guess. It's exhausting though, I'm sure.

27:15 Adam Oh, yeah. Sure it is. Sure. Sure. You lose that kind of chi. I can only imagine what that must be like. Yeah.

27:26 Drew Don't stop. Stop imagining.

27:28 Adam Nikki Ziering is here tonight. Got a little movie called The Gold Diggers coming out on DVD 29. That's just coming Tuesday. We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this.

27:39 Caller Hello. This is your radio. Loveline will be r-

28:01 Adam Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1-er. Nikki Ziering in the studio tonight. Gold Diggers. National Lampoon's Gold Diggers DVD out on the 29th, which is next Tuesday. Now, the DVD is uncut. Nudity in this?

28:26 Nikki Ziering Apparently so, yeah.

28:28 Caller Is that a problem?

28:29 Adam Are you uptight?

28:31 Nikki Ziering No, I guess I have a problem keeping my clothes on. Yeah.

28:35 Adam Well, you know, most people that look good naked feel okay getting naked. It's like guys who look good with their shirts off, you know, they're at the ball game, at 62 degrees, pow, thing goes flying right off. I just like the people, I like the people who get nude at the beach and they talk about how liberating it is. Oh, man, so confining those trunks, feel free, feel free. Yeah, yeah, like I drive my car nude just for the freedom. Sometimes it's like keto freedom. Yeah, you put on a pair of those running shorts, you can't move. No, impossible. You can't breathe, you can't breathe. You go out in the ocean, you'll drown. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you feel free. So what?

29:15 Nikki Ziering I will never drown.

29:17 Adam I'm going to go out and watch this. I'm going to watch this when I get home now. Now I'm excited. Is there what are you doing?

29:22 Nikki Ziering I even have there's even nude bloopers, I believe.

29:25 Adam Nude bloopers?

29:28 Nikki Ziering Yes.

29:28 Adam I love that.

29:29 Nikki Ziering I haven't checked it out yet. But yeah, my nude bloopers.

29:32 Adam I like comedy and I like nudity.

29:34 Nikki Ziering Naked comedy.

29:34 Drew And you like bloopers.

29:35 Adam I like bloopers. Well, that's my thing. I rented porn bloopers once. No. Yeah. And then when I was returning it, chick I went to high school with was behind the counter. Humiliating.

29:47 Drew What you say?

29:48 Adam Oh, here's a really humiliating part. I paid for it and change. It's like 1984. I didn't have any money. It was like buck 25. I scraped it out of the ashtray in my truck. So it's the Adam from high school is returning porn bloopers and paying for it with nickels. Very pathetic.

30:06 Drew You know, you share something in common with this film that Nikki's in, which is the reviewers seem to use the same kind of language describing this film as Foxy? The Man Show. Oh, really tasteless, offensive, lowbrow. It's good. Bronschi offensive. Ultra crass. Yeah, this is really your stuff.

30:25 Adam Perfect stuff. Yeah. I'm talking to a guy who's minus seven and a half stars. Yeah. What? I think it's the New York Post. Yeah, I got minus four stars for one show and minus three and a half for another.

30:40 Drew The critics agreed for you.

30:42 Adam I just argue you can't go lower than the negative zero. You can't get past zero. You know what I mean? I owe stars. You understand that?

30:50 Drew You can't do a couple of the 10 star show to get back to two.

30:53 Adam Right. No, it can be two and a half.

30:56 Drew I will never forget when you were doing that campaign and the critics agree. Yeah. The people that were doing the campaign couldn't understand the campaign.

31:03 Adam You mean because the critics were all over the place?

31:06 Drew No, because they kept putting the ones that agreed up.

31:08 Adam Oh, yeah.

31:08 Drew Right.

31:08 Caller Right. Right. Right.

31:10 Adam Yeah. Yeah. TV people are stupid. You know?

31:14 Caller Yeah.

31:14 Adam You ready to go?

31:15 Drew There we go.

31:15 Adam All right. Let's go. Let's talk to Shannon.

31:20 Caller Hello. Hello.

31:21 Adam What's happening? What's happening?

31:22 Caller Hey, you know, you guys always talk about this orgasm issue with women, but you never give any advice on how to actually have one without penetration. Is there any tips you can give me because, you know, nothing seems to work? And I can have one great during masturbation, but not any other way, really.

31:40 Drew Not oral sex.

31:40 Adam Did you say without penetration?

31:43 Caller Yeah, well, no, with penetration. Actually, I've had a couple during oral sex, and I've had like a million during masturbation, but never actually during, you know, intercourse.

31:52 Drew Our point really basically is that's probably not going to happen to you.

31:55 Adam Well, well, not with that attitude.

31:57 Drew But that's our point.

31:58 Caller You know, I'm actually a very sexual person, and I'm willing to, you know, be adventurous and experiment. And I've had great sexual relationships.

32:06 Drew All right. All right.

32:07 Caller All right.

32:07 Adam Quiet down.

32:08 Drew Then wouldn't it have all but that that that wouldn't have already happened if we're going to have a chat, chat, chat.

32:13 Adam No, no, Papa.

32:15 Drew Oh, you're right. He should come.

32:16 Adam Yeah.

32:17 Drew He should visit this discussion.

32:18 Adam Chief, iron chief. What's my character's name? Chief Thunder Bear might make an appearance at some point.

32:25 Nikki Ziering They have actually toys that you can wear during during intercourse that can help.

32:33 Adam Oh, really?

32:33 Nikki Ziering Yeah.

32:34 Adam Which one?

32:35 Nikki Ziering I don't know what it's called. I don't know what it's called, but it's like it's like you strap it on around your it's like a thing that you would. You don't have to hold it.

32:44 Adam She doesn't know what it's called because she wore the she wore the name off.

32:47 Nikki Ziering I ripped the box open and I threw it away before I looked at what it was.

32:50 Adam It's just worn down. It's like when they scratch a serial numbers off an engine.

32:53 Nikki Ziering I think they call it like the butterfly or something.

32:57 Adam Well, here's the here's the thing. Well, OK, Drew, let's not be so negative about the orgasm. Let's see what we can do because here's the thing. And here's why we come at it this way. If you want if you want sort of crappy orgasmic tips, you can turn on any crappy TV show or open any crappy woman's magazine. You'll get a bunch of bogus, crappy tips that don't amount to a hill of beans and don't work and you'll get frustrated. And then you'll think something's wrong with you because they have 50 ways to a guaranteed orgasm.

33:28 Drew And that was our point is that you should feel normal that you're this way. It's nothing you're nothing flawed. It's just how you're configured.

33:33 Caller It doesn't seem fair though. It doesn't seem fair.

33:35 Adam I know. But here's our thing. We're trying to offer an opposing opinion to those crappy things that blame you or say something's wrong with you for not having it. But that being said, let's get positive for a second and see what we can attempt to do.

33:51 Drew I have a very serious question that I would ask of women. And I think it's an interesting question, which is, do you think it's possible that certain guys could deliver for you?

34:05 Adam I don't like where this is heading.

34:06 Drew Hang on. I'm sorry, Adam. And I'm not even saying a guy that has a certain duration or a certain size, is there a something factor that a guy could have that would make this thing happen to you?

34:17 Caller You know, I've tried almost everything and I've had really, really good sex. And you know what I think my problem might be is that I've not.

34:24 Adam What is it? What is that? That sort of cornerstone of stupid, which doesn't allow you to answer very direct questions?

34:30 Drew I know.

34:31 Adam You know, I've tried a lot of stuff. Just can you just answer?

34:33 Drew Nikki, what about that question?

34:36 Nikki Ziering You're asking me the question?

34:38 Adam Yeah. If she wasn't listening to you.

34:40 Drew I know. Nobody seems to know.

34:41 Nikki Ziering I was listening, but I don't.

34:42 Adam Could it be the guy?

34:45 Drew And I don't mean the guy's size or duration or anything. It's just some factor, some factor, some animal or something.

34:52 Nikki Ziering Oh, you mean like just how you're drawn to him, not what he's doing, not if he's trying harder to do extra things.

34:57 Drew Just some x factor.

34:58 Nikki Ziering I think so. Yeah. There's like a sexual energy that you can have. Yeah, I think so. All right.

35:05 Drew So the question. My next question would be, now I'm thinking like a guy for a second. If that's true, why don't women just go for that guy?

35:13 Nikki Ziering Because those are always the ones that that are bad news. Yeah, it's always the ones that, you know, that can do that for you. And then they're like the worst one you should be with probably.

35:22 Adam Yeah, I don't want to marry that guy.

35:23 Caller Yeah.

35:24 Adam All right. Let me get back to a pain in the ass Shannon.

35:27 Caller I'm sorry. I don't even want to be a pain in the ass. All right.

35:30 Adam But do you think that a guy, I mean, you know, who's your ideal guy? You know, you turn on the television, you watch a movie, you read a book.

35:40 Caller My ideal guy would be like a 41 year old lawyer, someone like really-

35:44 Adam I want names. I want like who sort of flips your cookie, like Johnny Depp.

35:50 Caller No, maybe more like Richard Gere or something, like something older.

35:53 Adam Richard Gere.

35:54 Caller All right. Michael Douglas or, you know.

35:57 Adam If Richard Gere came over to your house and mounted up, do you think that would induce an orgasm? You know, let's just say he was as good as the next guy, but he came and had sex with you.

36:11 Caller I think one of the big problem is that, like, I have to concentrate really hard.

36:15 Drew Shannon, you're not answering the question. You're not answering his question.

36:18 Caller It's really hard to have sex with somebody and really concentrate because you're thinking about, like, how he feels and what you want to do to him and, like, how you're pleasing him. And I can't exactly just focus on one, like, fantasy that turns me on that can cause...

36:31 Drew Why don't you go ahead and do that?

36:32 Adam How about answering the goddamn question? It's going to be no?

36:35 Caller I don't think so. No, I don't think so.

36:37 Adam All right. All right. All right. Thank you.

36:39 Drew How about turning around some of that behavior, too, if you know that's what you're doing? How about focusing on yourself a bit? And by the way, if you want to know what make a guy happy, that probably make him happy. What? Her being able to sort of be answering a question, arouse without making him happy too.

36:53 Adam Yeah. I got to get the whole 10 minute speech just before she I know.

36:56 Drew I feel with every GD call.

36:58 Adam People don't listen to you.

37:00 Drew Yeah.

37:00 Adam All right, Shannon. Look, here's the thing. You called to sort of complain that we don't tell people what to do to have an orgasm. Then you just sort of argued with us about why it's impossible to have an orgasm.

37:11 Drew Right. What you're not willing to do.

37:13 Adam All right. That's all right. Here's about the best you can do. Nikki, please jump in correct or steer. One is you can get on top and get the rub sort of thing in. Get that clitoral stimulation.

37:27 Drew I think that's a little overrated.

37:30 Adam I'm just saying.

37:31 Drew I'm just saying you're right. Okay.

37:32 Adam No. Here's what I'm saying. You've fallen out of an airplane, you're probably going to die. You have no parachute. I'm going to give you some tips. Aim for body water. You're going to say you're still going to die. I'm saying it's better than hitting the tarmac.

37:45 Nikki Ziering I think a better advice was to forget about your performance and work on letting yourself be pleased because that is actually very much a turn on, I think, for the guys.

37:57 Drew Absolutely.

37:57 Nikki Ziering I love that.

37:58 Adam But it's hard to tell women to get out of their head. I'm just going to look for physical things they can do.

38:03 Drew Back to the lake.

38:04 Adam They can get on top and they can do the rubby thing and try to get themselves some just direct stimulation. It's like they're humping the arm of the sofa. That's fine. That's number one. Possible. A lot of women who have vaginal orgasms do it that way, by the way. So they can't be wrong. The other thing is go get that helper. Go get that butterfly. Go get that vibrator.

38:24 Nikki Ziering Or the scorpion or something.

38:25 Adam The scorpion.

38:27 Nikki Ziering I think there's a lot of different kinds. Go to the pleasure chest.

38:30 Adam Yeah.

38:31 Drew You feel the sting from the scorpion.

38:33 Adam You see the big cardboard cut out of Nikki. That's the headquarters. That's where you go. That's where you go. Yeah. That's right. That's right.

38:42 Nikki Ziering Go ahead and put it on my account.

38:44 Adam Yeah. She's got a tab running over there. So you can try to use some, use the techniques you use when you're masturbating and see if you can do it while the guy's in there.

38:54 Drew She said she's had millions of orgasms.

38:56 Adam Millions. Just go ahead and try that. But someone like Shannon, and this is-

39:01 Drew Way up in her head, though.

39:01 Adam Way up in her head. She's anxious and up in her head. And here's the thing with women. This is why women are different than guys. She has millions doing one thing with the masturbation. Enter the penis. Can't do one. That wouldn't work for a guy. A guy would be able to do million and one that way.

39:20 Drew Enter the penis.

39:20 Adam Enter the penis. One of the greatest martial arts films ever put, ever shown in a theater. Enter the penis.

39:29 Drew Awesome. Enter the penis. I'm looking for couples that have a drop in their sex life because of having had a baby and I'm also looking for women, as we discussed earlier, who have gotten pregnant without penetrative sex. I don't believe that can happen.

39:40 Adam How can a woman not have an orgasm if she has a vibrator going on or while a guy's inside of her going at it? Unthinkable.

39:49 Drew That's just, that's predictive. A male's brain just goes, just can't get his head around it.

39:55 Adam Yeah.

39:56 Drew Just like, what?

39:58 Adam Yeah.

39:58 Nikki Ziering How could she not have multi, multi, multi?

40:00 Adam Yeah.

40:02 With that.

40:03 Drew That's where that, that's where that, see, that's how she was graduated.

40:05 Butterfly.

40:06 Drew That's how she did that.

40:07 Adam Yeah, scorpion.

40:09 Drew Multi, multi, multi scorpion.

40:10 Adam It's the same for that scorpion. Butterfly.

40:12 Nikki Ziering Or the dragon or something.

40:13 Adam Yeah, whole menagerie in her underpants. We're going to take a break. Nikki Ziering is here. Drew, let's head to the cooler.

40:22 Drew Insects and fantasy.

40:23 Adam Let's go to the cooler and talk.

40:24 Drew All right, here we go.

40:26 Adam Talk about that petting zoo. Nikki has her underpants. Gold Diggers, name of the movie coming out on DVD on the 29th. That's the Suso. Take a quick break. Be right back after this.

40:39 Caller Loveline will be right back, so get your problems ready.

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40:47 Drew We're ready in advance.

40:58 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Nikki Ziering from Gold Diggers coming out on DVD on the 29th of this month. By the way, this Tuesday is here, although in the bathroom. God knows what's going on in there.

41:17 Drew Oh, no, the butterfly got her.

41:20 Adam I think I whipped her up a little bit.

41:24 Drew Yes. Yeah, it was you, yep.

41:27 Adam I'm not saying she looked at me and went through her panties, but I, shop vac, I am going to say that-

41:35 Drew You led a discussion.

41:37 Adam I was the keynote speaker in a masturbatory address.

41:42 Drew Now it's being sort of-

41:46 Adam It's not about who throws the switch, it's about the switch being thrown. I think it was thrown on Nikki. She's in the bathroom, probably thinking about one of us right now, or both possibly. Ooh, maybe it's just both of us, though. She's not involved at all. Drew's just taking a pounding. Are you kidding? I'll kill her if that's what she was thinking. That's BS, Drew.

42:10 Drew We have to talk to this young lady.

42:11 Adam I'm not going for that.

42:12 Drew My goodness gracious.

42:13 Adam I don't like that.

42:13 Drew We must speak with her.

42:14 Adam How dare I? You know what? I feel violated. Nikki, what's going on? Were you in the bathroom?

42:22 Nikki Ziering I got my zipper stuck.

42:24 Adam Nice.

42:25 Drew That's a euphemism for something.

42:27 Nikki Ziering I didn't want to walk in here with my pants undone. I thought you guys would just really go nuts.

42:31 Adam You got caught on the stinger of the scorpion. We'll try it and see what happens next time. Drew, you may have awoken him from the dead, by the way. Drew is a man of passion, I can tell you that, and he loves a beautiful blonde. That's his thing. That's his wheelhouse. That's right.

42:47 Nikki Ziering I love a man of passion.

42:48 Adam Yeah, that's true. Oozing, dripping.

42:53 Drew Well, ask her about the fantasy she must have been having. Was it...

42:55 Adam You're in the bathroom, obviously, you're thinking about the both of us.

42:59 Caller Yeah, they had a question about it.

43:00 Adam My question is, were you involved, or is it just the two of us going at it, at each other? Cause that's weird.

43:06 Nikki Ziering Of course.

43:07 Adam Yeah.

43:09 Nikki Ziering Of course, I'm always involved.

43:11 Adam What's going on? Are you married? Are you engaged? You have a boyfriend? You're looking. What's up?

43:17 Nikki Ziering You know, I'm just kind of not really, no, I'm not really.

43:20 Adam That's dating a producer. It means dating a producer. When you get that evasive, you know, I'm out there. That's a producer. Because hot chicks, are we to believe that smoking hot chicks or just go through long spells where they're not dating anyone? No, that doesn't happen. So when they tell you.

43:36 Nikki Ziering It does happen.

43:37 Adam No. Don't tell me. Believe me, I know what it's like to be a hot chick. I don't need some hot chick. Tell me what it's like to be a hot chick.

43:44 Drew I am a hot chick. And what it's like to be a drought. You know about drought.

43:48 Adam What's the longest? I'm not talking about without sex or something, but just not dating, no boyfriend, nothing going on.

43:56 Nikki Ziering The longest I've ever gone?

44:02 Adam She had the measles in the third grade. That was it.

44:05 Nikki Ziering I don't know. I don't know. I'm trying to think. Cause you know, I mean, there's like.

44:12 Adam Yeah. See, you've answered our question. You've got nothing. If you could maybe cobble together like nine days, if you had to, and that's.

44:21 Nikki Ziering No, but I mean, like maybe you're not in a relationship, but then you like end up with your ex boyfriend or something.

44:26 Adam Something's going on.

44:26 Nikki Ziering Something breaks it, so it's not really as long as you think.

44:29 Adam Right, right. Little, little, little, yeah, it's celibitis interruptus is what they call that. Yeah, you never go too long. And you're a passionate woman, yes? Yes. Yes. Drew, do you hear that?

44:42 Drew I heard it.

44:42 Adam Yeah, I felt it too. All right, let's keep going. Where are we going? Yeah, took accuracy.

44:48 Drew Anthony.

44:49 Adam Anthony. Anthony.

44:51 Yeah.

44:52 Adam 27?

44:53 Yes.

44:54 Adam What's up?

44:55 Well, first I just want to say my fiance is in that department of sex only.

45:01 With the orgasm.

45:03 Adam That's great. And you don't do oral sex on her?

45:09 No, she prefers the intercourse every time. In fact, I got to beg just to do it the other way. It's like, I don't want to perform. Let me just eat you out or something.

45:19 Adam Yeah.

45:20 Drew Oh man, is he just smooth. Silky.

45:24 Adam Silky smooth.

45:25 Drew Deaf use of language too.

45:26 It's beautiful.

45:26 Adam I'll tell you what, when I close my eyes, I picture Anthony, I picture silky smoking jacket, ascot, black eye patch.

45:34 Drew Oh yes, a patch for sure.

45:35 Adam Randy Snifter.

45:36 Drew Yeah.

45:36 Yeah.

45:37 Adam Hair, just wearing a pair of like $400.

45:40 Drew Armani suit.

45:41 Adam Yeah. No, no. I'm saying these slippers are by the fireplace. Yes. Nobility.

45:46 Drew Yeah.

45:47 Adam Yeah.

45:48 Drew Just spinning yarns.

45:49 Adam Yeah.

45:49 Drew Telling stories by the fireside.

45:51 Adam You know, you know what's funny is this sort of unnecessary information, which is my wife, she likes the sex, you know? Yeah. She doesn't like the oral sex. Yeah.

45:59 Drew We got that.

46:00 Adam I beg her to give her some oral sex. Yeah.

46:02 Drew Yeah.

46:02 Adam We got. I say, let's not, how about go down there, munch a little box. It's like, yeah, yeah. We, 10 minutes ago, we got the part. We know. You keep going. You actually got to start doing it.

46:13 Drew And in the process, the footage is going further down their throat.

46:17 Adam Yeah.

46:18 Drew In any other public domain, at least. Yeah.

46:20 Adam We got you, buddy. Call them from Salt Lake City.

46:24 Drew We appreciate that.

46:25 Adam All right.

46:26 Drew Well done.

46:26 Adam All right. So that's your wife, your Mormon.

46:31 Yeah.

46:32 This is my fiancee.

46:34 Adam Yeah. You're both Mormon, all right. And the ecstasy question is what about?

46:39 My next question is, I need to know if I'm crazy or not. I, about eight months ago, took about two hits of ecstasy and I started having microscopic vision.

46:54 Adam Yeah, you could see things. See things you could only see.

46:57 Basically, I could see things, I would say, about 20 to 30 times closer.

47:03 Adam All right, what about it, Drew?

47:04 Drew Ecstasy is in hallucinogenic. It can give you all kinds of perceptual distortion. So.

47:08 Adam Impossible.

47:09 Drew You're not actually having magical vision.

47:11 Adam It's got a hell of a Mormon over here though.

47:13 Drew Oh yeah.

47:15 Adam Yeah. It's really just what Brigham Young had in mind when he settled there.

47:20 Drew Sure.

47:20 Adam He's doing a lot of drugs, begging his wife to go down on her. Awesome. All right. Nikki Ziering here tonight with a quick break. Be right back after this.

47:44 Call Loveline.

47:45 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

48:05 Adam Dr. Drew, poem number 1-800-LLV. Nikki Ziering in here tonight, representing. Nikki's got a little movie called Gold Diggers coming out. Nude, nude on the blooper reel as well.

48:20 Nikki Ziering Nude bloopers, naked bloopers.

48:24 Adam Yeah, gonna be working on that when I get home tonight. Absolutely. I hope you take it in the spirit in which it's intended, Nikki.

48:33 Caller The spirit.

48:35 Adam Well, what I'm saying is, is some people get grossed out or freaked out about, you know, what others are flattered, what you might do, what I may do to your video. I'm saying you should be flattered. Why not?

48:47 Nikki Ziering Of course.

48:47 Adam Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

48:49 Drew She has to go, of course, take a beat.

48:52 Adam Drew, what if you, what if you knew, what if you knew somebody and God knows, and you know, many of the people listening to this show probably pleasure themselves to your voice and probably some chicks too.

49:05 Nikki Ziering Who doesn't?

49:06 Adam That's what I'm saying. There's a handful, I'm sure there's a handful of ladies out there do it as well. Offended, offensive, delighted, don't care.

49:13 Drew Oh, fantastic.

49:14 Adam Doesn't matter, right?

49:15 Drew Wonderful, wonderful. It doesn't matter.

49:17 Adam But if they're super attractive, it's kind of a turn on. And then if you're not attracted to them, it's a little, a little worse, right?

49:24 Drew It doesn't really matter.

49:26 Adam It'd be better if they're attractive. Thank you. Thank you. All right, Nikki.

49:31 Nikki Ziering It's like, you know, I mean, if you can be a help to people, you know, it's like you're doing a good deed.

49:37 Adam Oh, really? You know, you feel like you're providing a service.

49:40 Drew To, to, to, to Adam. Tonight, he'll have a, he'll be servicing.

49:44 Nikki Ziering You know, knock yourself out.

49:46 Drew Oh, he will.

49:47 Adam I did. I did one time once during a particularly spirited hand pull. I got a little prony hand. You know what?

49:57 Drew You flip back over the couch.

49:58 Adam I'll never use Prowl again. I should have. I should have stayed. I never go to the shampoo and boom, boom.

50:04 Drew Vastly. Oh, right.

50:04 Oh, no.

50:06 Adam Orbital socket.

50:07 Drew Yeah. Took me down. The soap in the eye.

50:09 Adam It wasn't the actual punch that did the damage. It was clipping the head on the coffee table on the way down.

50:16 Drew And when you flipped over the couch, it was just. That's right.

50:18 Adam It was the impact.

50:19 Drew Oh, yeah. Yeah.

50:20 Adam It all. It's like a hockey fight. When the guy hit him, it didn't do the damage for the head. The head hit the ice. That's that's where the damage and that's where they found me.

50:27 Nikki Ziering Kind of ruins the moment, I guess.

50:29 Drew I'm not shocked with my people yet, but I don't know if they found any women who got pregnant without penetrative sex. I'm still looking for that person. Or many of those people, if they can convince me that that's that's they've had immaculate conception with the magically sort of laser like sperm that can find their way through clothing.

50:44 Adam You usually find out when you start scratching a little bit. It's like, well, we had intercourse, but he pulled out.

50:50 Drew Or it was, we had intercourse every day. And then one day, and that was the one I could tell I felt it. Right, right.

50:55 Adam You don't know.

50:56 Drew And then also people have had a drop in their sex life after having had a baby.

50:59 Adam All right.

51:00 Right, let's go.

51:01 Adam Let's talk to Dan.

51:04 Drew Did we finish with Anthony and his microscopic vision? Yes, we did.

51:07 Adam Had enough of him. Dan, you're 19.

51:09 Caller Hey, what's up? How you guys doing? Good.

51:12 Adam Sorry for disturbing you at this late hour.

51:15 Caller Oh, gee. I woke up the other morning with a burning spot on my dung. And I was wondering...

51:23 Drew Poets Only Tonight, by the way.

51:24 Caller That's right.

51:24 Adam Yes.

51:25 Drew Nobel Laureate level.

51:29 Adam Let me tell you something. A lot of people talk about how the educational system is troubling this country.

51:34 Drew Listen, tight as a...

51:35 Adam How Japan and Europe is taking the lead.

51:38 Drew They may be ahead in engineering, but when it comes to...

51:40 Adam I beg to differ.

51:41 Drew When it comes to humanities, look, this is great evidence.

51:43 Adam Obviously. It's like these guys are Cyrano de Bergerac. And they're from a different time.

51:48 Drew Absolutely.

51:49 Adam Yeah. Anthony, Dan. Oh, Eloquent. Go ahead, Dan.

51:53 Drew So what happened to your dung? Dan? Oh, he hung up.

51:58 Adam Oh, he hung up.

51:59 Drew He insulted his sensibility.

52:01 Caller How dare you, sir.

52:02 Adam He's going to have his.

52:03 Drew If he had a glove.

52:04 Adam He slapped us with the right glove. You'll be hearing from my seconds. How dare you?

52:08 Drew All right. Here's the deal. He had a question.

52:10 Adam Pistols at sunrise.

52:11 Drew He had a question about a sore on his penis.

52:13 Adam Oh, he was full of crap.

52:14 Drew Yeah, but here's the deal. Don't, but here's the, it makes an important point, though, is that it's not something to just wait and see if it goes away, guys. If it goes away, it can still be syphilis and go inside and damage your body. If it goes away, it can still be herpes and come back and be difficult to diagnose unless the doctor has a chance to see the lesion. It can still be chancroid and lymphogranuloma, venerium and other things that are rather contagious and difficult to treat.

52:37 Adam What about any chance of ever eradicating like smallpox, you know, where they actually eradicated it?

52:46 Drew Syphilis, we go through periods where it's like gone. We've declared victory and then it seems to reemerge. We're in sort of a victory phase right now.

52:53 Adam Didn't it happen with something like a smallpox that they did eradicate it but they did keep?

52:58 Drew Measles is in good shape right now.

53:00 Adam Measles is almost eradicated but isn't it true that they kept the virus or something like that?

53:07 Drew Yes. And that's what people are afraid they're gonna use in like bio warfare and stuff.

53:11 Adam Yeah. But, all right.

53:13 Drew Not eradicated then Thursday?

53:14 Adam Well, no it is but I just mean, please. I mean, I'd rather them, you know, throw the measles around than fly airplanes in the buildings.

53:23 Caller Yeah. No.

53:24 Drew Smallpox?

53:25 Caller Smallpox.

53:26 Adam What's that gonna do?

53:28 Drew Huge blisters all over your body and you're very sick. You die.

53:30 Adam All right. All right. But how about jumping out of a burning building?

53:34 Drew Worse. Worse.

53:35 Adam Well, what would you do? Right now? Right now if you got smallpox? Death sentence?

53:39 Drew No, they're actually...

53:40 Adam Well, it's just something you can do, right?

53:42 Drew We can, these days, we don't even know to tell you the truth because there's been so many, we've not really had smallpox around. The presumption is we could treat it pretty effectively. The concern is that it's so contagious that we would exceed our ability to render that treatment thereby.

53:53 Adam And control it.

53:54 Drew Yeah.

53:54 Adam And then just the literal millionaires like myself would be able to do this.

53:57 Drew People that have your own trash man, your own policeman. Yeah. And you would get a special treatment.

54:02 Adam Everyone else with the lesions, the legions with lesions.

54:07 Drew Pox on pox.

54:07 Adam I'm on my roof with a shotgun. They're trying to scale the wall, trying to keep them off. They're zombies now, they're moving like zombies. They want my medicine. No, nay, they want my platelets because that's going to cure them. So they want to get my blood.

54:20 Drew Nay, they want your serum.

54:21 Adam Have to keep them off.

54:21 Drew The serum.

54:22 Adam The serum, it's within me. It courses through my veins. And you know who's left in charge of repopulating the planet?

54:28 Drew You and Nikki.

54:29 Adam Me and Nikki.

54:29 Drew That's it.

54:30 Adam That's right.

54:30 Drew A super race.

54:31 Adam You get that scorpion in your underpants. I'm going to be on the roof with the shotgun. Yes, but don't worry. Come sunrise, they all go back. They can't stay in the light.

54:41 They don't like light.

54:43 Adam You know why?

54:44 They're safe.

54:45 Adam Sensitive eyes. Oh, really? When you die and then you're like the undead, like when you die and you come back, everything sort of works fine except for your eyes are very sensitive.

54:53 Drew Speaking of the undead.

54:54 Nikki Ziering What if the undead take ecstasy? Would they be able to see?

54:57 Drew Microscopic vision, but sensitive, sensitive still. This Shavo case thing.

55:02 Adam Oh, the Shavo.

55:03 Drew Yeah. I said, you know, I reminded of the munchkins, you know, when the coroner has to announce that the witch is truly dead.

55:09 Caller Right. And when she hears.

55:10 Drew This girl is not only really dread, she's really most sincerely brain dead. You know what I mean? She's more, she.

55:16 Adam How do you know, Drew?

55:16 Drew People are more likely to walk, to step up out of a coffin after being buried for 30 years.

55:22 Right.

55:22 Drew Than to come to life from the state that she is in.

55:25 Really?

55:25 Drew It's the same thing.

55:26 Adam Yeah.

55:27 Drew The brain is not there. It doesn't work. It's not existing anymore.

55:30 Adam What about these doctors that are saying, no, she can, you know, she has, I don't know, rec cognitive faculty. She can tell when, you know, and by the way, this kind of stuff, you know, when people do that stuff and they go, oh, yeah, when I walk in the room, you can tell. She, she, it registers. Like that's not that's just like, yeah. Yeah. That's like, this is like my dog thinks it's a person kind of those people just make stuff up.

55:56 Drew They talk to ladybugs and things. Yeah.

55:57 Adam Well, no, they do that thing where they go like, you know what? Right before the earthquake, my dog was acting very weird. But you can just impose that on anybody.

56:05 Drew But even that's more rational than this, right? Because this is somebody who has reflexive responses in her face of all kinds. And you can interpret them any way you wish. They have nothing to do with what's happening to her.

56:14 Adam Fifteen years is basically.

56:16 Drew After bulimia. That's what she died of.

56:18 Adam Right. And they don't, by the way, the far right, who's making a big stink about this, they sort of never bring up the bulimia thing. And not that. Here's my thing. Not that it should make a world of difference, but there's a difference. And this is the other thing, too. We never want to talk about any shades of gray in this country. It's just sort of everything's murder or nothing's murder, you know? But some guys sitting at a signal, let's say hypothetically you're out here in Culver City and you're just waiting for one of these endless red arrows to turn even though there's no traffic coming and the light is green, and you get t-boned by a drunk driver. Then you go into this vegetative state.

57:00 Drew Right.

57:01 Adam To me, that guy is a little different case, a little bit different than the guy who tries to hang himself and goes into vegetative state when they cut him down.

57:10 Drew Is it ironic that what we're fighting over is feeding her?

57:13 Adam Right. Yeah. They can't feed herself. If you're going to pull the feeding tube out, give her the cyanide capsule, by the way. Let's not just have her slowly wither.

57:25 Drew The slow thing is painless and she doesn't have experience of pain anyway. I read some stuff with a neurologist that examined her. It was explicit that she had no electrical activity in her brain and a flat EEG. Flat.

57:37 Adam Now, I am saying for, I don't care what a cup size is, Drew, that's what you're talking about. By the way, I don't know what that was. That just seemed like a strange direction of going medically.

57:47 Drew I beg your pardon.

57:48 Adam But I'm glad that you're thinking as a man and not as a doctor all the time. But the thing is for the family, to see your person, to see this daughter who is technically alive, withering over the course of a week and a half is excruciating. I would rather them just be put down if you're going to pull the tube out, inject them with something and put them down.

58:10 Drew Then you could make the case that somebody is playing God, as opposed to not playing God by not demanding her to be.

58:16 Adam Right. It's the same way you're playing gods when you run over a cat and the things are struggling, you put them down. It's just their stare at them, watch them bleed to death, if you're going to do it. Right. Here's the thing I like. I listen to the talk radio shows, the AM radio shows, and these super blowhardy right-wing religious types do this thing where it's like where's the dad? Where's the dad? And all this. And then they draw these stupid analogies like, hey, if somebody kicked in the front door in the middle of the night and tried to kill my daughter, you're goddamn right I'd stop them. Yeah. Yeah. It's exactly what's going on here. Exactly. Exactly. If your daughter was staring at the same spot in the ceiling for 15 years and nobody came in through the front door, it was the nurse removing the feeding tube. Other than that, exactly the same. And in the host, it's always like, yeah, mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. No. Good point. No. Touché. Yeah. Strong point. Yeah. What is that? What is it that...

59:14 Drew Let's blow hard.

59:16 Adam But why do we all as human beings have to just stick? We make a decision and then that's it. And it's 100 percent. There's no gray area. This is murder. This is murder one. This is no different.

59:28 Drew It's easier.

59:29 Adam Yeah, it is.

59:30 Drew It's just easier.

59:30 Adam I know. Because otherwise you're forced to think a little bit.

59:33 Drew Well, it's... You have to use more faculty than merely logic.

59:37 Adam Right. And again, this is the religious folks. Not huge on thinking. As a matter of fact, the people who really embrace religion, it's basically going, yeah, I'm done thinking. I'm just... Someone else will work things out. God's got a plan. He'll work it out. We don't need to do any more thinking. That's not a thing. All right, Drew.

59:54 Drew Yeah, what?

59:57 Adam I just wish you could die with a little dignity in this country.

1:00:00 Drew I agree.

1:00:01 Adam And make a big deal out of it. I agree. And the suffering that these people go through. Yes?

1:00:06 Drew We all should shudder that the government wants to get involved in that process. It really is sad.

1:00:10 Adam Yeah, the suffering these people.

1:00:12 Drew And the people that actually know how to create dignity and palliation and death are not allowed to do their job.

1:00:17 Adam No.

1:00:18 Drew Really bad news.

1:00:18 Adam Yeah, yeah. They spend millions of dollars getting guys like Kovorkian locked up again. Slippery slope.

1:00:24 Drew You've lost Nikki, though, in all this. She was having a good time.

1:00:26 Adam She was having a good time. She was having a good time. She was having a good time. She was having a good time. She was having a good time. She was having a good time. She was having a good time. She was having a good time. She was having a good time. She was having a good time. She was having a good time. She was having a good time. They're gonna be healthy 12-year-olds.

1:00:45 Drew Somebody will grab her and just put a pillow over her.

1:00:47 Adam Yeah, yeah, nothing we can do. No, no, can't be prosecuted. No, slippery slope, Drew, very slippery. That's the way it works. You bring your kid in for a physical, for a Pop Warner football, doctor, lethal injection, not a court in Atlanta convicted. No, and it'll happen all right and left. It'll be epidemic. They'll just decide. That's what'll happen.

1:01:07 Drew Just impulse, win, win, win. Win, win.

1:01:09 Adam Yeah, people just decide they don't wanna live, so they'll just go to the doctor, and they'll say, doctor, I don't wanna live. And he'll be obligated to kill them. That's where we're heading. Yeah, you right-wing retards. Do you really believe your own stupid rhetoric? Do you really believe it? That's my question. Do you believe it when you start passing all the slippery slope crap? You and the NRA idiots with the slippery slope crap. Hey, get rid of the 50 caliber gun. Next time you know, you can't have a spork in your house. Can't do it.

1:01:37 Drew Brandon.

1:01:38 Adam Idiots. Oh God, you guys are so stupid. You left-wing pussies make me sick too, just to be balanced.

1:01:44 Drew By the way, we grew up under years and years of left-wing oppression.

1:01:48 Adam ACLU pussies. Oh God.

1:01:51 Here we go.

1:01:52 Drew Brandon, what's going on?

1:01:54 Hey, what's up?

1:01:55 Adam What's happening?

1:01:58 I got a little bit of a problem. When I fixed my fiance, the only time I can have an orgasm is when we're role-playing.

1:02:05 Drew What kind of roles?

1:02:08 Everything. We're both switches, so dominant, submissive.

1:02:14 Drew What does a switch mean?

1:02:16 It means that I'll be either dominant or submissive. I don't really have a preference one way or another.

1:02:21 Drew So when you say role-playing, you mean sort of S&M play?

1:02:25 Light S&M, schoolgirl and teacher thing, maybe, night and shining armor, anything you could imagine basically.

1:02:35 Drew And what's the question?

1:02:37 Adam You get to be, you don't have to be the schoolgirl.

1:02:40 Drew Not every time.

1:02:41 No, no, no, no. No. I have, I can't orgasm unless we are actually doing role-playing.

1:02:47 Drew How about her?

1:02:48 She has an orgasm almost every time. It doesn't matter. But if she just like wants to get in bed and just have sex and not dress up or do anything, I can't have an orgasm.

1:02:59 Drew Who started the role-playing fiasco? All right. So you have a true fetish. You can't function sexually without these fetishes.

1:03:09 So it sounds like, I don't know if it matters, but I'm bipolar.

1:03:14 Adam Well, you got that weird voicing too.

1:03:17 Drew Yeah, the bipolar, that's what is the kind of restricted affect.

1:03:20 Adam By the way, they will kill you. That's where we're heading. They will just kill everyone.

1:03:25 Drew You go after Brandon?

1:03:26 Adam Sure. They'll label you as defective and they'll kill you. Be like Nazi Hungary.

1:03:30 Drew You know, the fact that you're bipolar, Brandon, sort of again, just is more of a suggestion that there's something going on with you that sets you up for those fetishes, whatever that might be. They seem fairly harmless, whatever.

1:03:42 Adam So here's the question. Do you just indulge them and go, well, that's the way I'm wired? Or you try to wean yourself off of them?

1:03:48 Drew The problem is that the fetish tends to distance yourself from the genuine intimacy. And it sounds like you still kind of are intimate together. And she doesn't need the fetish and she doesn't mind the fetish. So she's still kind of close and available to you. But if this starts spinning off to the fetish becoming more important than the relationship, then you got a problem and then you need to get to do something.

1:04:07 Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.

1:04:08 Drew Well, they contain it.

1:04:10 Adam Yeah.

1:04:11 Drew It's possible to kind of go, well, let's pull it back a little bit, try to have some regular sex and maybe on holidays have the role playing.

1:04:17 Adam That's right. Like Easter, it's coming up, God, Jesus, they rose on Sunday and your penis will rise on Monday. There you go. That's nice.

1:04:30 Drew That is true story.

1:04:33 Adam Hey, Brandon, why don't you see, because to me it feels like you're on the cusp of, you could go either way. Why don't you see if you could have an orgasm without the whips and chains?

1:04:48 Drew Kind of control it.

1:04:49 Nikki Ziering Like Passover.

1:04:50 Drew And maybe.

1:04:51 Adam Do Jewish holidays. Oh, that's right, Nikki converted. Oh, we had a Jew off last time she was on here.

1:04:58 Drew And you won, as I recall.

1:04:59 Adam I won.

1:05:00 Drew Oh, you won?

1:05:00 Adam I know. I thought I won the last one.

1:05:02 Nikki Ziering I won the first one. You won the last one.

1:05:03 Adam That's right.

1:05:04 Drew That's right.

1:05:05 Adam That's right. We squared off. The matzah bowl in here. Yeah. Go ahead, Drew.

1:05:11 Drew I was just saying that I forgot to say.

1:05:14 Adam Back to the Jew off. Nikki had to convert to Judaism to marry Ziering.

1:05:20 Nikki Ziering I didn't have to.

1:05:21 Adam Yeah, I know. But it's nice. You don't want his mom to kill herself. It's always hot to get the hot chicks in. Then it's like, all right. Yeah. Let's have some sex. And here's a little something called the Talmud. I need you to study.

1:05:34 Drew Memorize this.

1:05:34 Nikki Ziering Memorize this. I read on the Internet, I'm the only Jewish girl ever to be on the cover of Playboy.

1:05:41 Adam Oh, really?

1:05:42 Nikki Ziering Yeah. The first one are the are the only one ever. Isn't that funny? I represent all Jewish women.

1:05:48 Adam I'm going to go with first Ms. Makita, first everything.

1:05:52 Nikki Ziering You think I'm the first Jewish Ms. Makita?

1:05:54 Adam Yeah. I don't think there's a lot of Jews in that industry.

1:05:57 Nikki Ziering Well, the East Coast one is probably more...

1:06:00 Adam They're behind the scenes. They don't do the modeling as much as...

1:06:03 Drew Handling the modeling.

1:06:05 Adam Oh, Drew, please.

1:06:06 How dare you?

1:06:07 Adam That's a stereotype. There's plenty of hot blonde Jewish tool models.

1:06:11 What do you mean?

1:06:13 Adam You can't swing a dead cat without hitting one. Please. How dare you? How dare you? You know, that's how these stereotypes get started. You know how they get started. I'll tell you how stereotypes get started. Whether it's the Jews and the money or the Asians driving slowly or any of this. Any of this. Blacks with the big penis. It doesn't exist and then racist people just bring it up and people pick it up and run with it. That's how all stereotypes get started. All of them. All of them? Yeah. Asians being good at math that didn't exist until a white guy brought it up and then somehow people ran with it even though it didn't ring true at all. Doesn't ring true at all. Makes no sense in reality. That's right. People just run with it.

1:06:51 Nikki Ziering The blondes really are not dumb.

1:06:53 Adam No. Not at all. But a white guy brought it up and everyone ran with it. That's how it works.

1:06:59 Nikki Ziering He pitched it.

1:06:59 Drew He sold it.

1:07:00 Adam He pitched it and everyone ran with it. I don't know why everyone ran with it when it didn't ring true at all. That's the interesting part but there's no basis in reality whatsoever. Yes, Drew?

1:07:10 Drew Yes, Adam.

1:07:10 Adam All right. Shana? There are just as many Jewish tool models as there are attorneys. That's what I would say. That's what I'm saying. That's what's unfair about the stereotype. Yes, Drew?

1:07:23 Drew Yes, Adam.

1:07:25 Adam Shana?

1:07:25 Yes.

1:07:27 Adam What's happening?

1:07:29 Caller I think I might be addicted to sex.

1:07:32 Adam Oh, really?

1:07:32 Drew What's up?

1:07:34 Caller Well, when I was... I know it was before I was 10. It lasted for like a few months. A what? A few months a year. I was touched by my older brother. And for the longest time, I didn't want anything to do with guys.

1:07:52 Drew So you were sexually abused around the age of 10. Is that right? Okay. And then?

1:07:58 Caller Um, like, two months ago, I officially, like, lost my virginity by choice. And ever since then, I've been, like, screwing around with different guys.

1:08:12 Caller All right.

1:08:12 Adam You say lost by choice. Did your older brother have sex with you?

1:08:17 Caller He did actually put it in me.

1:08:20 Caller Wow.

1:08:22 Drew That's having sex, John. That'll be a yes. Okay.

1:08:25 Adam Unfortunately, we can't judge. But if we did, we'd be angry at him.

1:08:29 Drew Yeah.

1:08:29 Adam It's impossible to judge.

1:08:30 Drew No.

1:08:31 Adam Uh, but so, so Shanna, you need some therapy.

1:08:35 Caller I've been.

1:08:36 Drew This, this is in fact, it's huge. Is there alcoholism in your family?

1:08:42 Caller Um, yes. My mom has already been through AA meetings. She's quit.

1:08:47 Drew Okay. Do you feel like you have a momentum with alcohol as well?

1:08:51 Caller I've tried it, but I'm not really fond of it.

1:08:54 Adam How much older is your older brother than you?

1:08:58 Caller Four years.

1:09:00 Adam Four years. So he's 14, you're 10 when this begins?

1:09:03 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

1:09:04 Drew Somebody got to him too. For sure.

1:09:07 Adam Either that or he has a brain aneurysm or something. I mean, what's your brother doing now, by the way? Publicist?

1:09:15 Caller We have a nice brother sister relationship.

1:09:19 Adam You do?

1:09:19 Caller And it's like it never happened. And I love him to death.

1:09:26 Adam I lent my sister 6,500 bucks about eight years ago. She didn't pay me back. It's weird between the two of us. When I see her Thanksgiving, it's just a weird energy.

1:09:35 Drew Imagine if you put your penis in her.

1:09:37 Caller Yeah.

1:09:39 Adam I'm saying 6,500 bucks, that's weird enough.

1:09:42 Drew Yeah.

1:09:43 Adam I can only imagine this.

1:09:44 Drew And that's a Corolla family too.

1:09:46 Caller Yeah.

1:09:46 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Although 6,500 bucks in my family. Oh, that's like 200,000 in any other family. Easily. Easily.

1:09:55 Drew Shawna, this is in fact where sexual compulsions and addictions often come from, is the sexual abuse history and then the alcoholism. Those two things can combine to create true sexual addiction. Before this really spirals out of control and you hurt yourself, do get some help with this. This is not like with any addiction. It's not something you can just choose to stop. It needs treatment. Okay?

1:10:18 Caller Okay.

1:10:19 Adam All right. There you go, baby. Oh, you there? Oh, okay. All right. You gotta get help. All right. I'm sorry for what happened to you.

1:10:28 Drew Yeah.

1:10:28 Adam You're gonna get pregnant. You're gonna get screwed up. You're gonna go down a bad path.

1:10:32 Drew Yes.

1:10:33 Adam You gotta get together. What does your brother do now?

1:10:36 Caller Um, he is, he goes to ACC.

1:10:40 Adam Oh, okay. So, he's over in Ack?

1:10:43 Drew In Austin.

1:10:44 Adam Oh, he's over in Austin. All right. Good. Keep an eye on him. I don't trust him. I think our phones are cutting out. Is that what it is?

1:10:53 Drew Oh, yes.

1:10:53 Adam Let me tell you something. We have... There is a problem we have with our phones, which is something that is, it's sort of... It couldn't be worse if you were doing a talk show.

1:11:05 Drew It's a national talk show. We can't talk to our callers.

1:11:08 Adam But here's the worst part. Everybody can hear the answer.

1:11:11 Drew Except us.

1:11:12 Adam Except for us. We hear nothing. It cuts off. So what it sounds like to everyone who's listening to the program, when we go, how old are you? We don't hear the answer.

1:11:21 Drew They say 17.

1:11:22 Adam They say 17, and we go, could you answer the question? That's awesome. Makes us seem either... Like we're deaf, stupid, or both.

1:11:29 Drew And insensitive a-holes.

1:11:30 Adam And it can't be sorted out. And I wouldn't even mind if...

1:11:33 Drew Well, it was better for a while. It's gotten bad again all of a sudden.

1:11:35 Adam Right. I wouldn't mind if it cut out to the people... I wouldn't mind if it cut out for the people that were listening. So at least we're on the same page. We just seem like idiots because it cuts out in the studio all the time.

1:11:45 Drew All right, let's take a break. All right.

1:11:46 Adam Drew's disgusted with all of you.

1:11:48 Drew Yes, I am.

1:11:48 Nikki Ziering Let's go on strike.

1:11:49 Adam Nikki Ziering out here tonight. She's gonna go in the bathroom again.

1:11:53 Drew Scorpion.

1:11:53 Adam Let's get that scorpion taken care of. Take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:11:57 Thank you for calling Loveline. Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

1:12:28 Adam 191. Nikki Ziering is here tonight. Got herself a little DVD movie release, Gold Diggers, National Lampoon Gold Diggers, coming out this Tuesday.

1:12:39 Nikki Ziering The 29th.

1:12:41 Adam The 29th, that's when it will be released. Nikki's going to hang for one more break with us. She has to leave a little bit early tonight because she has to talk to South Africa.

1:12:49 Nikki Ziering Yes, FHM in South Africa.

1:12:53 Adam And what time is it there? Do you know when you call tonight at midnight?

1:12:57 Drew It's probably 12 noon.

1:12:58 Adam Yeah, Michelle does.

1:13:00 Nikki Ziering So basically this has already happened over in the show.

1:13:03 Adam Yeah, we're done. Let's call it a night. Yeah, I don't know. I'd like to just sync everything up, Drew. Let's just make everything the same time.

1:13:11 Drew Just put the whole globe on the same clock, even if it's dark out?

1:13:13 Adam Yeah, well, it's like we're...

1:13:14 Drew That would be nice, I got to admit.

1:13:15 Adam We're over at Kimmel, and listen, here's the deal. Yeah, we're over at Kimmel and it's like, oh, we want to do, we want to call the troops over in Iraq. Okay, the show starts at 9. What time is it? It's 4 a.m., really? Couldn't even be midnight or 6.30 in the morning. Before, it's going to be the worst possible time. I mean, you couldn't, 3 a.m. is better, and so is 5 and 4 a.m. But here's what I'm saying, what time over there?

1:13:41 Caller It's 10:30 a.m. on the 25th.

1:13:43 Adam 10.30, all right. Here's what I'm saying.

1:13:46 Drew On her phone.

1:13:47 Adam Yeah, she's sharp, that Michelle. My point is this, let's just go, let's sync everything up to the United States. And by the way, not the Eastern United States, Los Angeles. Yeah, the West. Here's the deal, tough ass, we'll kick your ass. Here's the deal, it's either 11.31, everywhere else in the world or we're going to drop a bomb on you. That's my point.

1:14:10 Drew You'll be a great leader one day.

1:14:12 Adam Awesome.

1:14:12 Drew It's terrific. Let's say, I think this is from Dave real quick, but we're still on the topic.

1:14:17 Adam But you laugh, but next time you go travel east.

1:14:21 Drew I'll be delighted. I'd be delighted.

1:14:22 Adam Yes? Thank you.

1:14:24 Drew Except when I come back west, that extra three hours I always count on.

1:14:27 Adam No, I'll change it for you. You want me to change it for you, brother?

1:14:30 Drew Or you'll drop a bomb.

1:14:31 Adam I'll move it.

1:14:32 Drew Okay.

1:14:32 Adam You tell me when you're coming back for me, so I'll move it three hours.

1:14:34 Drew Excellent.

1:14:35 Adam Drew's coming back.

1:14:36 Drew I'm like about eight hours sometimes.

1:14:38 Adam I think I can only go to about five, four peels. They're getting P.O.ed. Okay. Well, we can move it around. She's got to go. I'm going to need a couple of days' advance. No, it's for business or something, so I'm dead.

1:14:47 Drew Well done.

1:14:48 Adam Dave?

1:14:48 Caller Yeah?

1:14:49 Adam There was a Jewish cover girl on Playboy before Nikki?

1:14:53 Caller Yeah, absolutely. Barbie Benton.

1:14:55 Adam Barbie Benton was Jewish?

1:14:57 Caller Absolutely.

1:15:00 Nikki Ziering Wow, they didn't need to update their...

1:15:02 Caller She's actually a Jewish girl.

1:15:04 Adam Really?

1:15:05 Caller Hot.

1:15:05 Adam I always dug Barbie Benton.

1:15:07 Caller Yeah, yeah.

1:15:07 Drew Sounds like dig to Nikki there, too.

1:15:10 Caller So tell Nikki she's not the first or only Jewish girl on the cover.

1:15:15 Nikki Ziering Well, I just read it somewhere recently on the internet, so I guess I can't believe everything. We need to submit an update to those people.

1:15:23 Caller I can't believe everything you hear on the internet.

1:15:24 Nikki Ziering Yeah.

1:15:25 Adam Bitter, has Seetom Dave on there. Dave, you Jewish?

1:15:28 Caller Yeah, I am.

1:15:29 Adam Dave, what's the number one Jewish name? Dave?

1:15:31 Caller Mark?

1:15:33 Adam Abraham. That's Davis.

1:15:35 Caller Well, my name is actually David. It's not David, but people call me David.

1:15:39 Adam All right, so Barbie Benton. Are you into Barbie Benton?

1:15:42 Caller Yeah, she's pretty hot. I mean, I don't know what she looks like these days, but probably still looks good.

1:15:47 Adam Yeah, she was smokin. And she had that little squeaky voice. It's hot, probably got molested. Glad I didn't know it at the time.

1:15:54 Drew Oh yeah. Think of all the hours of enjoyment you would have missed.

1:15:57 Adam There was a great Love Boat episode where she was a nudist.

1:16:00 Drew Oh God.

1:16:00 Adam And insisted on going nude on the Lido deck.

1:16:03 Drew Nice.

1:16:03 Adam Were you into Barbie Benton?

1:16:04 Drew No.

1:16:05 Adam Why?

1:16:09 Drew I'm sorry, we can still hang out. Think of all the ones we have in common.

1:16:12 Adam We gotta do better than, she was hot. Is this nothing? Not for you. You like blondes. And you really like blondes when you're 19 or whatever, right?

1:16:23 Caller Probably.

1:16:24 Drew Hard to remember.

1:16:25 Adam Well, what I mean is, is though, when you're younger, you like more violence.

1:16:30 Drew More intense.

1:16:30 Adam And you're not nuance-y. You're not like, oh, she's beautiful.

1:16:33 Drew Right.

1:16:34 Adam You know, you just want, you want blonde, you want big, you want pal, right?

1:16:36 Drew Whatever.

1:16:37 Adam All right. Whitney?

1:16:40 Yeah?

1:16:41 Adam You're 18?

1:16:42 Caller Yeah.

1:16:43 Adam What's up?

1:16:45 Caller So I've been getting these super orgasms that are about like five times the intensity of a regular one. And I've only gotten like two or three ever, but I just wanted to know if there's something different between like a regular orgasm and these, because I've never experienced anything like this before.

1:17:02 Drew Hold on a second. You've only had two or three orgasms ever?

1:17:06 Caller No, no. Of these like super intense ones that...

1:17:09 Drew And are you doing something different that brings on these super intense ones?

1:17:15 Caller Um, not really. It's always during sex and I don't know.

1:17:21 Adam New guy? Same guy?

1:17:23 Caller It only happened with one guy and it's my most recent boyfriend.

1:17:26 Drew See, this is that factor I think.

1:17:29 Adam Mm-hmm, the guy's got it.

1:17:30 Drew Because she can't describe that he's doing something.

1:17:33 Caller There's just one guy.

1:17:35 Adam Maybe she got the scorpion tail involved.

1:17:37 Drew Well, that's the other thing I was thinking.

1:17:38 Adam Whitney?

1:17:39 Caller Yeah.

1:17:41 Adam Is this a guy, is this guy your boyfriend?

1:17:44 Caller Yeah, he's my boyfriend.

1:17:45 Caller All right.

1:17:46 Adam Um, I don't know, so I don't know.

1:17:48 Drew We're confusing about it. It's bewildering to you. It's bewildering to us as well. You're not describing any new process or technique or experience you're having. Nikki, help her. You're the woman here. Is there something that we need to be asking her that could be producing this?

1:18:03 Nikki Ziering Um, no. I mean, I just, you know, I have the same question. You know, why does it happen sometimes?

1:18:09 Caller I still understand it.

1:18:10 Nikki Ziering I think she's asking, is it something different happening to her body that's creating that super intensity?

1:18:15 Caller Could it be something different or is it just, like, just something that's really intense on you?

1:18:19 Adam How do we know if you're doing something different?

1:18:21 Drew You gotta describe, you gotta tell us, is he doing something different or you doing something different or is something about the experience of being with this person triggering a different sort of neurochemistry in you?

1:18:31 Adam But it's the same guy, it's her boyfriend.

1:18:33 Drew I understand, but it's a new guy.

1:18:35 Adam It's a different guy, right? She wasn't clear about that. How new is this guy?

1:18:41 Caller We've been going out for about three or four months.

1:18:44 Drew So it's kind of a new guy.

1:18:45 Caller And it only happened with this guy.

1:18:48 Adam Right, but you've been with this guy how many times sexually, you figure?

1:18:53 Caller Ballpark.

1:18:56 Caller Like three times a day, like the last three months.

1:19:01 Drew And then all of a sudden started getting intense.

1:19:03 Adam Hold on a second.

1:19:03 Drew When did you do anything else?

1:19:04 Adam 21 times a week, you're like at 84 times a month.

1:19:09 Nikki Ziering Or maybe she's just becoming more comfortable, sexually just more comfortable and relaxing more. And then that's when your orgasms get really a lot better.

1:19:18 Adam All right, well wait, you got 250 porkins under your belt. Porkin used to be a form of currency. You want a cup of ale, there'd be three porkins.

1:19:30 Drew Oh yeah, really?

1:19:30 Adam Three porkins.

1:19:31 Drew That was just in old England though.

1:19:32 Adam Oh, it was only in, yeah, it was only due to porkins. Yeah, you could buy a slave, like 200 porkins.

1:19:36 Drew Ale and porkins.

1:19:38 Adam Ale and porkins. World's worst mall shop, world's worst eater at the airport. Ale and porkins. Lost a ton of money over at the Ale and porkins. Point is 250 porkins. How many of them were the mega-Os? World's worst breakfast cereal too.

1:19:58 Caller About like three or four of them.

1:20:01 Drew And they've been recent?

1:20:02 Caller They've been since we've going out, like just.

1:20:06 Drew So vague.

1:20:08 Adam I'm done with vague. I'm now going into stupid.

1:20:11 Drew Yeah.

1:20:11 Adam Since we've been going.

1:20:12 Drew And I'm assuming this is during intercourse. She's talking about.

1:20:14 Adam Since we've been going out. She won't get off. People call the show sort of like a native 250 years ago, just sort of, no, 200 million years ago. Yes, they get on something and they won't let you go. Yes, we get it that it's this guy.

1:20:32 Drew We get that it's been three months of them.

1:20:33 Adam It's not happened since this guy. It's not happened since this guy. We know that. We want to know if this is, it's been recent though, the last few weeks, something like that. Let's see.

1:20:45 Caller It hasn't been concentrated. It's been dispersed in the last few months.

1:20:49 Drew So every once in a while you get it.

1:20:51 Adam Started at the beginning.

1:20:51 Drew Do you have like an orgasm? Do you have like an ejaculation at those orgasms?

1:20:56 Caller Yeah, it's just, I just can't describe it. It's so intense. I don't know whether to.

1:21:01 Drew But hang on, do you have an ejaculation? I do, I do. Okay, so it's a new thing for you. That happens.

1:21:07 Adam We'll enjoy.

1:21:08 Drew Do you have any medication or anything? Nothing new that way?

1:21:11 Caller No.

1:21:12 Drew Whitney?

1:21:13 Caller I'm on birth control for the first time.

1:21:15 Adam Birth control, yeah.

1:21:15 Drew But that could be doing it too. I mean, that can increase the intensity of something.

1:21:18 Adam Why the esporadic nature of it though? You know what I mean?

1:21:22 Drew Just cause they get the right spot going and there you go.

1:21:26 Adam Yeah, women are, they're intermittent.

1:21:29 Drew My question, here's the thing as a man that I find confusing about that. Why isn't she going for that now every time?

1:21:36 Adam I think she has to, she's just waiting for sort of to be touched by the hand of God.

1:21:40 Drew But if you were male, wouldn't you be like, okay, well that's my new one. That's it, let's go.

1:21:44 Adam Well, anything less would be a disappointment now.

1:21:48 Drew Why don't women do that? He says, looking at Nikki.

1:21:52 Nikki Ziering I wonder why wouldn't.

1:21:53 Adam You'd go for it. Absolutely.

1:21:55 Nikki Ziering I mean, I agree with you. Anything, once you have that, you know.

1:21:58 Adam That'd be your new standard.

1:21:59 Nikki Ziering Yeah.

1:21:59 Adam That'd be a new benchmark.

1:22:00 Nikki Ziering Absolutely.

1:22:01 Adam That's right.

1:22:02 Nikki Ziering Why wouldn't you?

1:22:02 Drew Because she's 19 or 20, wherever she is, the 18th. That's why she doesn't quite lock it in.

1:22:09 Nikki Ziering I don't know.

1:22:09 Adam I don't think. I don't think she thinks she can control it. I don't think there's anything she thinks she can go for. She's waiting for it to happen.

1:22:18 Drew Yeah.

1:22:19 Adam Whitney. Yeah. You know, you don't think there's anything you can do to achieve it. Is that correct?

1:22:23 Caller I really don't know.

1:22:24 Drew Yeah.

1:22:24 Caller I don't know what I'm doing different. Or it just sometimes it happens.

1:22:27 Drew You go again.

1:22:28 Adam Yes, you don't.

1:22:29 Caller And it always happens when I'm on top also.

1:22:31 Drew Well, then why don't you do that every time?

1:22:32 Caller Well, even when I am on top other times, it doesn't always do it.

1:22:37 Drew Why don't you go for that every time?

1:22:40 Caller Well, yeah.

1:22:41 Drew You do. OK.

1:22:42 Adam You do. You try to have the big one each time.

1:22:44 Caller Yeah.

1:22:46 Adam You get on top every time.

1:22:48 Caller No, but.

1:22:49 Adam Yeah. All right. This is an I'm done. I'm done with all you idiots. Why do we talk to you?

1:22:54 Drew Nikki's got to go.

1:22:55 Adam I could be telling stories. I could be complaining about feeding tubes and talking about high school football. I could I could feel so much airtime.

1:23:04 Drew So you could complain about slippery. No, we got to complain about slippery slopes for hours.

1:23:08 Adam We got to talk to people all the time. We just won't. They get that people are just becoming like reptiles and call the show. There's no idea what you're talking about ever. Yes.

1:23:20 Drew Yes.

1:23:21 Adam All right. One more call. No, no, we're done.

1:23:24 Drew She got to go.

1:23:25 Adam Oh, Nikki's got to call us South Africa. Under my under my rule would be it would be exact same time it is now.

1:23:32 Drew So she could wait 12 hours.

1:23:33 Nikki Ziering That's right.

1:23:34 Adam Go home, take a nap. Yeah. All right, Nikki.

1:23:37 Nikki Ziering Drop your bomb on South Africa and make it happen.

1:23:40 Adam Always. No, no, I just threatened. They get in line.

1:23:44 Drew Yeah.

1:23:46 Adam You know, my plan and my plan, I want to do this with the terrorists too, is I want to bomb one of our our own states.

1:23:53 Drew I want to just sort of prove a point.

1:23:55 Adam I want to bomb Idaho.

1:23:56 Drew Just to show that you can.

1:23:56 Caller Yeah.

1:23:56 Adam You know, once in a while, like a crazy boxer goes in the ring and starts punching himself in the face. You're like, oh, my God, this guy's a maniac. He's nuts. I want to blow up Idaho and go, all right, who's next?

1:24:07 Caller Who's next?

1:24:08 Drew Yeah, I'm crazy. I'll drop.

1:24:10 Nikki Ziering Yeah, Canada's next.

1:24:11 Adam Like a dog getting a fight and biting its own leg. I'm just that naughty.

1:24:15 Drew Yeah.

1:24:15 Adam We took out, if we take out Idaho, we'll take out anyone. Yes?

1:24:19 Drew Yes.

1:24:22 Adam You're crazy. I'll give them like 24 hours notice over there in Idaho. They'll clear out a little bit.

1:24:27 Drew All right.

1:24:27 Adam So everyone, Gold Diggers, National Lampoon, I should say, coming out on the 29th this Tuesday. Nikki, always a delight, always a pleasure.

1:24:37 Nikki Ziering Thank you. Ditto.

1:24:39 Adam We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:24:42 Drew Thank you for calling Loveline.

1:24:43 Caller Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting. 1-800-LOVE-191. Hey, buddy, it's Loveline.

1:25:01 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Yeah. Get it on. Yeah. Gotta get it on. No choice but to get it on.

1:25:14 Drew I'm looking at cars.

1:25:15 Adam Nikki's a sweet pea. She's nice. Feels good, too. Picking her up is like picking up a finely crafted tool. I mean, it just feels right in your hand. Not that cheap Taiwanese junk, you know what I mean? This feels good. It's like a snap-on wrench. When you get a good hand tool, it feels right.

1:25:37 Caller Right. It fits.

1:25:39 Adam Put your arms around Nikki. It just snaps right into place. Perfect. Like a Lego on my Pago.

1:25:47 Caller Yeah.

1:25:48 Drew That poor woman, that's all she gets is that...

1:25:51 Adam She loves it. What are you talking about?

1:25:53 Drew You've decided. I know.

1:25:54 Adam But believe me, she looks at me as a piece of me too.

1:25:57 Drew Oh, I noticed that.

1:25:58 Adam Guarantee you that.

1:25:59 Drew Yeah.

1:26:00 Adam Guarantee.

1:26:01 Drew Yeah.

1:26:01 Adam Guarantee.

1:26:02 Drew Yeah.

1:26:03 Adam Guarantee.

1:26:04 Drew Yeah.

1:26:04 Adam Christina?

1:26:06 Caller Hello?

1:26:07 Drew Yeah, she's into me. What's up?

1:26:09 Adam You know what? I'll tell you why she's into me.

1:26:11 Drew That's what men immediately do. They can't even read what's going on with the person.

1:26:14 Adam She digs my sense of humor. That's a turn on. Oh, well they all say that. Because all beautiful women love a guy with a great sense of humor. Of course. Yeah. You see the guys, yeah, then they're dating Lorenzo Lamas. Yeah. It's like, yeah, so funny that guy with his shirt off doing Tai Chi. Funny. Yeah. Listen, I work with funny guys. They don't pull, they don't draw that kind of tale. But funny.

1:26:38 Drew The dumpy guys from Boston?

1:26:39 Adam Yeah. The dumpy guys from Boston. No. Turns out no. Go ahead, Christina.

1:26:45 Caller Hi. I thought you guys weren't taking any more college tonight.

1:26:49 Adam Well, we got you, baby. So go ahead.

1:26:51 Caller So I have some questions for Dr. Drew. My best friend, a male best friend, just talked to me last week and has told me that he's gay. I've had friends that are gay before and I've been very accepting of it. At this point in my life, I just was really curious about what that's about. I mean, he's 25, I'm 24. Is it something that people are born with? Is it something that happens to them in their childhood? I just want to be a supportive friend and kind of learn more about it.

1:27:20 Drew Well, there's a lot to be learned, Christina. There's whole fields of study where people dedicate their lives to trying to figure out exactly that question. In the sort of simplest way possible to answer your question.

1:27:33 Adam Phagography, it's called by the way, the study. That's the study of homosexuals.

1:27:38 Drew Of course. And clearly, there is some sort of genetic predisposition. Like with every human behavior, it's nurture and nature, it's environment and biology, genetics and environment. And there's clearly some genetic component. For people to call this show, we would say the significant majority of gay men have a history of sexual abuse by men in their childhood, that that seems to push some men into that sexual orientation. But that's not exclusively the way it happens.

1:28:07 Adam Homology could be too, that would kind of work.

1:28:09 Drew And that actually sounds not so offensive. One day we'll probably understand the sort of wiring mechanisms that set up a sexual preference, but we don't know.

1:28:17 Adam Listen, Christina, you really have to understand him on a sort of molecular level to be his friend. He's gay, he digs dudes.

1:28:24 Caller Well hey, you know, I'm a veteran student, so that's the way that I think.

1:28:28 Drew You're a what?

1:28:28 Caller I'm a veteran student, that's the way I think.

1:28:30 Adam Lesbian, veteran.

1:28:32 Drew Veterinarian?

1:28:33 Adam Yeah.

1:28:33 Drew Veteran or veterinarian?

1:28:34 Caller Veterinarian, yeah.

1:28:36 Adam So you're a lesbian?

1:28:37 Caller I'm a lesbian. Now I might make things a little simpler in my life, but that's not the case.

1:28:42 Adam All right, well he's gay and either he's born that way or it's either either God made him that way or his stepdad made him that way. Or God made his stepdad make him that way.

1:28:53 Drew Oh, you're heavy, dude.

1:28:55 Adam Slippery slip.

1:28:56 Caller Yeah, that's pretty intense.

1:28:57 Adam All right, Christine, you don't need to know anything. He's a good guy, he's your friend?

1:29:00 Drew Yes.

1:29:01 Adam All right.

1:29:02 Caller Okay.

1:29:03 Adam All right, enjoy. What do you what do you what do you want to do?

1:29:06 Caller What do I want to do?

1:29:07 Adam Your your veterinary medicine.

1:29:08 Caller Oh, I'm athletic medicine in horses.

1:29:12 Drew Oh, interesting.

1:29:13 Adam So you would work on like race horses and?

1:29:16 Caller Yep, any sort of competition for horses.

1:29:19 Caller Wow. All right.

1:29:20 Adam So that's by the way, it's a good gig, because here's the thing. It's nice coming into a field where normally the horse breaks its ankle, you shoot it. All the pressure is off at that point, because it's all gravy.

1:29:34 Caller Right.

1:29:35 Drew How much worse?

1:29:35 Adam Hey, we don't have to shoot the horse. Wow, you're a genius.

1:29:37 Drew Yeah.

1:29:38 Adam You know what I mean?

1:29:39 Drew Yeah.

1:29:39 Adam Bar is pretty low.

1:29:40 Drew That's nice.

1:29:41 Caller Yeah.

1:29:42 Adam Let's talk to, Drew is so caught up in his car magazine. I got to talk to somebody here, Drew. You ready?

1:29:48 Drew Please, somebody be great.

1:29:49 Adam Thanks. Frank?

1:29:51 Yeah, Adam?

1:29:52 Adam 25. What's up?

1:29:54 Yeah, I was just wondering about this product. I was wondering if this product, NADS, morning or night, it would be dangerous if I used it on my NADS.

1:30:05 Adam Is it called NADS?

1:30:07 Well, I've trimmed closely before. Hold on.

1:30:12 Adam What's the product called?

1:30:14 It's called NADS. It's from Australia. It's the No Heat Hair Removal System.

1:30:22 Adam Nikki's probably doing an interview with the guy who invented it. Oh, she's South Africa. That's right. Yeah, all right. Well, what do you want to know? You want to know if it works?

1:30:32 Drew You want to know if it can use a nice testicle?

1:30:34 I just want to know if...

1:30:35 Drew What does it say on the product? Does it tell you that's where you should use it? Or tells you, warning, don't put this anyplace sensitive?

1:30:42 I don't know.

1:30:42 Drew I'm trying to... All right, we don't know either.

1:30:44 Adam All right, who cares? Idiots.

1:30:47 Drew We bore.

1:30:48 Adam Yes, please. Please. All right, you ready to go here, Drew?

1:30:52 Drew Yeah, keep going.

1:30:53 Adam I grow weary. Truly, truly. Are you weary?

1:30:56 Drew No, sir, yes, sir.

1:30:57 Adam Are you weird upon?

1:30:58 Drew My goodness, yes.

1:30:59 Adam Liz? Yes. You're 19?

1:31:03 Oh.

1:31:05 Adam Let me say this. I don't know if she counts or not, but let me say this about the nut sack. Here's the criteria you use to decide whether you can put something on your nut sack. If you can put it in your eye, you can put it on your nut sack.

1:31:18 Drew That's about right.

1:31:19 Adam That should just be the rule. So, yeah, you want to put a little saline solution on your nut sack? Fine. But I wouldn't put paint thinner in there. Yeah. Lack of thinner? No. Use your eye as it, because I swear to God, it's not much different.

1:31:35 Drew There you go.

1:31:36 Adam Thank you. Let's take a break.

1:31:38 Drew Liz, real quick, real quick.

1:31:39 Adam I think she's trying to cause.

1:31:40 Drew I'm curious about what your question is.

1:31:41 Caller Liz? Yes.

1:31:43 Drew Go ahead, real quick.

1:31:44 Caller I'm going to get straight to the point, because I've been wanting to call you guys for some years now. All right.

1:31:48 Go ahead.

1:31:49 Caller Since I was, I think, nine, nine, ten years old was the first time I ever used a vibrator, something like that. I know that's young, but I don't know if that's weird or not.

1:32:01 Drew Hey, Liz, the part where you said that you're going to get straight to the point. Let's stay with that. What's the question?

1:32:06 Caller I kind of got started a little early doing things like that, and I'm really trying to figure out if there's something wrong with me or if I'm not trying something right, because since I've actually had sex with guys, it's really hard for me to get off, and I can get them off, but.

1:32:21 Adam All right, well, that's good.

1:32:22 Drew You missed the whole discussion we had earlier.

1:32:24 Adam You can get off through intercourse, it's just difficult, or not at all?

1:32:29 Caller Well, it's like, I get bored, you know?

1:32:33 Adam So is that no, though, so nothing?

1:32:35 Caller No, pretty much nothing like you need to realize. How about you?

1:32:41 Adam You know what you need to do? You need to. I hate to sound corny, but you need to fall in love.

1:32:45 Caller I did. All right.

1:32:47 Drew And that guy needs to pay attention and fall in love.

1:32:50 Adam You guide your partner and then you don't put the emphasis on sex.

1:32:54 Drew But you have him pay attention. You tell him what you need, what you want.

1:32:57 Adam You guide him, but take the pressure off the penis.

1:32:59 Drew Here we go.

1:33:00 Adam All right. We'll be back.

1:33:02 Caller All right, guys. Here's the deal.

1:33:04 Drew You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person. One call is all you need to make. Call the Dateline.

1:33:10 Caller 877-889-DATE.

1:33:30 Adam Well, that's the show. I want to thank Nikki Ziering for coming in here tonight and being her always delightful, a professing self. Tell everyone to go out and get the gold diggers, the wine blues gold diggers, out on the DVD this coming Tuesday. I want to give thanks to engineer Chris for doing a great job some of the week. Engineer Michelle for just fantastic. Dynamo.

1:33:58 Drew Anderson for putting in the best of.

1:34:00 Adam Anderson is jealous of what we have, me and Michelle. Yeah, Anderson for doing a great job slaving away all week. And producer Ann and junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, producer Lauren for doing a great job. And of course, phone screener Brian. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

1:34:24 Drew Scrooge-liosis.

1:34:26 Caller This has been Loveline.

1:34:30 Adam The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or the station.

1:34:38 Caller The producer for Loveline is Aningold.

1:34:40 Adam Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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