Episode 1000685202857

0:57 Voiceover The Love Line is meant for an adult audience.

1:00 Voiceover The Love Line may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. This is The Love Line. With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:21 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's The Love Line. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician and an Addiction Medicine Specialist.

1:32 Drew Hey, buddy.

1:32 Adam And hey, buddy. And it warms my heart to welcome back to the show from Duran Duran, Simon Le Bon.

1:40 Duran Duran Hello, good evening.

1:42 Adam Great to see you.

1:43 Duran Duran Good evening, Adam and all the listeners of Love Lines. One of my favorite shows I have to say.

1:48 Adam Oh, really? Well, we're so happy to have you back and it was a surprise.

1:52 Drew Yeah.

1:53 Adam Because as of last night, of course, I would have dutifully told everyone that Simon was coming on had I known last night, but it was a last minute thing and we're very excited to have him. Simon brought lovely red wine.

2:10 Drew Have you ever seen a wine glass at Kaira?

2:12 Duran Duran One glass.

2:13 Drew She must have run out to Pottery Barn.

2:16 Adam Yeah.

2:16 Duran Duran And Nick has got a little curly bit of glass around his one. That is a cocktail wine glass.

2:21 Adam I'll tell you, I'd like to take a cue from the brothers who have the diamond studded chalice that they carry around, which is I learned this from Bishop Don Magic One, who's basically who is Snoop Dogg's pimp. Yeah, he has a chalice.

2:37 Drew Spiritual advisor. How dare you?

2:39 Adam Yeah. Yeah. See, white guys, we have sports bottles and we just look ridiculous squirting plastic stuff in our mouth. They have a chalice. And I think it goes nicely. And also, I think the cops are to look the other way. When you have a chalice full of champagne, you're allowed to drive with it. As opposed to an open beer or something like that. Right. Yeah. So Drew, are you trying to read something by the way? Yes.

3:02 Drew I'm trying to remind you that we have this iPod shuffle thing going on all week. And we're giving away an iPod shuffle and 20 free songs from iTunes. Listen tonight for Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day. And when you hear that being played as a bumper, as an intro to a segment, dial 1-800-LOVE-1-9-1. Be the first person to say iPod shuffle and you win.

3:22 Adam Yeah. Well, it's an interesting point. We can ask Simon about that and Duran. Now, is there money to be made downloading Duran Duran songs for you guys? Drew's urinating in the studio. Oh, thank you. That's lovely.

3:37 Duran Duran Is there money to be made from downloading for the bands? Do you know what? I don't know.

3:42 Adam Is there money to be lost? I mean, a lot of bands feel like they got crunched by it, or now the only money they can make is live gigs.

3:52 Duran Duran I think for us, the live gig was always the most important thing for us anyway. We love making records. We love having them. We love having them on the radio. We love getting paid for making music, but the live show has always been our... That's always been the thing that...

4:08 Adam That's lovely.

4:10 Duran Duran That focuses the whole band. The live show.

4:14 Adam Yeah, it seems like whenever a band goes into the studio, they just fight. And then when they're on stage, everything is right again.

4:21 Duran Duran That's not far from the truth, actually.

4:24 Adam I'm trying to think, it's sort of... it's equivalent to a vacation with a couple where all the travel is all about fighting. It's all about yelling each other in airports and screaming your life. What are you doing? What's going on? But then once you get there, it's all about screwing and drinking and relaxing. I'd say the flight there is basically the in-studio stuff with the band. And then you get out on stage. Now it's time to, you know, yeah, put your slippers on and your sarong and get down.

4:51 Duran Duran On the stage?

4:52 Adam Yeah.

4:52 Duran Duran I'm afraid Nick Rhodes will not let anybody go on stage in slippers and sarong. Unfortunately, and I've had the urge, I've had the urge many times, but unfortunately not.

5:03 Adam Do you, what mix year of old and new are you guys playing now?

5:08 Duran Duran Well, I think we're probably playing a third, how many songs, 18, 20 songs, about six of them are new.

5:15 Adam Do you mix it up much from city to city?

5:18 Duran Duran Yeah, we do actually. We change the sets around. But we also put, we don't put all the new ones in one big lump. And what we've found is, we've built a real show dynamic. That's one of the most difficult things to do when you're actually designing the show, is to find the dynamic and the pacing of it. Get the right songs in the right order. You know, you don't have four songs in D minor, sort of back to back, because it gets boring. But then you don't want to have a slow song followed by a fast song, followed by a slow song, followed by a fast song. You have to give it a dynamic. And it takes a little bit of time to fine tune it. And we've really got it down now.

5:52 Adam And I'd imagine to, I think, I've found my age, people I know, it's now okay to be into Duran Duran. Is it cool now? Yeah, see, when Duran Duran was setting sales records in 1983, 84?

6:13 Duran Duran No, that's just t-shirts, though.

6:14 Adam Yeah, whenever they were doing it, all the guys I was hanging around with, if they were 20 or 19 or whatever, were like they couldn't admit to being into Duran Duran because people thought they were Quimby, but now it's just nostalgic. They're into it. And actually, go back and admit they were into it back then. They had to do it in a closeted way.

6:37 Duran Duran Yeah. I'm really not keen on the nostalgia tag, I have to tell you.

6:40 Adam You're not? No, I'm not. But everyone in the audience, or is everyone in the audience, how many of them are fans that were there when you got there, and how many are newer fans?

6:54 Duran Duran It's very difficult to tell. You've got to feel for it. I think the majority is people who we've got up at the end. I mean, we've been going for 25 years, nearly.

7:02 Adam Yeah.

7:02 Duran Duran So we've had a lot of time to pick up some friends along the way. And we get people who are, some people were there since the beginning. And they say, oh, I didn't like the Notorious album. And some people come there because they got into it at Notorious. Some people got into us in 1993 with the wedding album. So we've got this kind of span there. And then there's people who've got into this record. And that's great to have that. And as kids as well. We had at the Sable Center on a Saturday night, which was an amazing show. And it's the best audience ever. Really? The best audience I've ever had. I heard that the Sable Center usually... Ever?

7:40 Adam 25 years.

7:41 Duran Duran 25 years we felt that was the best show and the best audience we've ever had.

7:44 Drew Wow. Absolutely.

7:45 Duran Duran John Lai, on the night we said, that's the best show of the tour. But a day later we were able to evaluate it, realistic, a little bit more clear headedly. And we thought, that's the best show we've ever done.

7:54 Adam Because the thing about the Los Angeles crowd is they usually get a rap for being kind of industry and standoffish and everything.

8:01 Duran Duran They never liked that for us though. We've never ever had an ambivalent LA crowd, ever. There's been passion all the way.

8:09 Adam It's interesting because maybe the pretentious crowd like, I'm trying to think, I'm trying to think how it goes. Like maybe if you go see Amy Mann, you have to cross your arms and pretend you're too cool for the room. But if you go to Duran Duran, you got to stand up and jump around and make an ass of yourself. In a good way. You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to think of their bands that are more like what you really don't want is a cool super cool bohemian group up there that may be digging the hell out of it but is so self-conscious they don't want to move around.

8:47 Duran Duran I think we've just got that self-consciousness out of our audience and we've had some great shows here and we've always given them a good time. We've always said, yeah, come on, give something back. We've always encouraged people to kind of be part of the show by singing with some of the songs, by making a lot of noise, by dancing.

9:06 Adam Right.

9:06 Duran Duran And Duran Duran is a party band. We're a party dance band and finally that's okay. That's not anything to be embarrassed about.

9:15 Adam Drew's been saying that as far as his medical practice goes for years. He's a party dance doctor. He doesn't want people sitting down. No chairs in the waiting room, by the way. Just a disco ball.

9:27 Duran Duran But some groups coming out of the machine.

9:30 Drew All Duran Duran, though.

9:31 Adam Oh, this old Jews can really cut a rug. I'll tell you, it is awesome. I've been there. It's really, it's an experience. They're all on GHB, a lot of robot tripping going on.

9:41 Drew Yeah, but they're happy. It's awesome.

9:43 Adam So we're going to take some calls, but when, now, when was the last tour you did before this tour?

9:51 Duran Duran Well, we played it, we had a big tour in the UK in 2004.

9:56 Adam But you didn't get out here.

9:57 Duran Duran No, no, no. The last tour, this line up has done. Right. The original five members of, five members, yes, the five members of Transurian.

10:06 Adam I see four names here.

10:07 Drew Warren?

10:08 Duran Duran No, Warren's not with us.

10:11 Adam He's a missing, he was a missing person.

10:13 Duran Duran He's a missing person, yeah. And I'd like to just say hi to Warren as well, because I know you listen to the show.

10:19 Adam Oh yeah, I bet his shirt's off right now.

10:22 Duran Duran Yeah, and he's a great guy.

10:24 Drew John's been on the show a bunch of times, I'll be able to see him in a while.

10:26 Adam Yeah, yeah.

10:27 Duran Duran And he's a really big part of, part of Duran Duran as well. I mean, you know, it's part of the history and everything. But anyway. Yeah. Simon.

10:34 Adam Right.

10:35 Duran Duran John Taylor, Andy Taylor, Roger Taylor, the drummer, and Nick Rhodes, who plays keyboards. John plays bass, Andy plays guitar, I sing. Aha.

10:45 Drew Nice.

10:45 Adam Yeah. All right. Ready to take some phone calls?

10:47 Drew Here we go.

10:48 Yeah.

10:48 Adam Drew, you got Katie over here?

10:50 Yeah.

10:52 Adam Katie.

10:52 Hi.

10:53 Adam You're 19?

10:54 Caller No, I'm 18.

10:55 Adam Yeah. It's said that. I figured you've been on hold for a while.

10:59 Caller Yeah. I have.

11:00 What's up?

11:03 Caller I have a question.

11:04 Yeah.

11:05 Caller I was wondering, is it abnormal for a woman my age to have 500 orgasms?

11:11 Drew In one sitting?

11:14 Caller Well, total, like, I would say five.

11:17 Drew In your lifetime?

11:18 Caller Yes.

11:19 Drew In 500, you're counting, you're cataloging them?

11:21 Caller Yes.

11:22 Drew In your lifetime?

11:23 Adam You're now 500.

11:23 Drew No, no, no.

11:24 Caller I mean, like with my current boyfriend.

11:27 Drew Let's make it simple for us. When was the last time you had sex with your boyfriend?

11:30 Caller Saturday.

11:31 Drew Did you have intercourse with him?

11:32 Caller Yes.

11:32 Drew Did you have orgasm during intercourse?

11:34 Caller Yes.

11:35 Drew How many times?

11:39 Caller I'd say...

11:40 Drew Don't answer that. You're one of those women that has multiple, multiple orgasms, sequential multiple orgasms. And that's it. You're one of those lucky few.

11:49 Duran Duran There's another name for that, lucky you.

11:51 Drew A few percentage of women can do this. And you don't have something called persistent sexual arousal, though, where you're sort of orgasming all day long, do you?

11:59 No, no.

12:00 Drew Yeah, because that can sometimes happen to your situations where you get over stimulated, over irritated, and you can kind of be walking around having orgasms. Those are women who kind of experience that as uncomfortable.

12:10 Caller He can make me have orgasms with pressure points, so.

12:13 Drew On your body?

12:14 Yes.

12:15 Drew Good times. I think she's been on her vagina or something. Oh, okay.

12:19 Adam Well, it's still on her body, technically. Although, I don't look at the vagina as part of the course.

12:24 Drew By the way, I rebuilt the vagina today.

12:26 Adam Oh, you did?

12:26 Drew Yeah. It's kind of like rebuilding a car.

12:29 Adam Well, hold on a second.

12:30 Drew And I was in San Antonio. I was right next door.

12:33 Adam We've got to get into the vagioplasty that Rue was doing earlier today.

12:37 Drew I'm totally persuaded. Totally persuaded.

12:39 Adam Well, hold on. Hold on a second before you start talking about the virtues of that. I just want to make sure that. Are you right at 500?

12:47 Caller Yes.

12:47 Adam I mean, or you're like 509 or 487?

12:51 Caller No.

12:52 Duran Duran And did you give and no, you passed it?

12:55 Caller Yes. Now I have.

12:56 Duran Duran And did you give him a price for being the 500 with orgasm through the door?

13:00 Caller Of course. Any good girl from Wood?

13:02 Drew All right.

13:03 Adam So you're super multi-orgasmic.

13:05 Drew Congratulations. That's good times.

13:07 Caller And I've talked a lot to women and apparently I'm like the only one that can do that.

13:11 Drew Right. It's a relatively rare thing. Don't ever expect your friends to do this. You know what I mean? You can't convert somebody into this, nor will you revert to what they're dealing with.

13:20 Adam Yeah. But listen, stop bragging about it. It gets obnoxious. It's like you're sitting in a room with chicks are shaped like pears and you're going, I eat whatever I want. It just melts off. Someone's going to take a lamp and go upside your head. It really angers women to do this. And I don't want you around any woman I've ever been with either. I don't need that kind of stress. The point is, yeah, this is good. You're gifted. I don't know. I'm not sure if God had a hand in this or not, but my God would have.

13:52 Drew Indeed, he would have.

13:53 Adam Drew, you rebuilt a vagina today.

13:55 Drew I did laser vaginoplasty.

13:57 Adam How's that work?

13:58 Drew Well, as you have lots of babies, the vagina stretches particularly down in through here, down in the bottom part, and also you can get the bladder dropping in or the rectum falling in.

14:07 Adam So it just looks like a bloodhound?

14:10 Drew Yes, yes, like yes.

14:12 Adam It's just sort of like the jowls of a bloodhound.

14:15 Duran Duran Hang on, are we talking inside or outside?

14:17 Drew Well, the outside gets stretched out and the inside falls in. So the rectum comes in, and this woman, the repair I did was just the posterior, just the rectum. So you cut all that off and sew it all back. And then they...

14:29 Adam Simon, if you're ever with someone older than 19, you would know that this is a phenomenon that goes on.

14:35 Duran Duran I've been mad for 19 years.

14:37 Adam But she was four months when you met her. That's what I'm saying.

14:41 Drew You literally cut all this off here, cut all this stuff off and just sew it back together.

14:45 Adam So you cut, again, if we're going back to the bloodhound, You cut all the extra jowls off and sew it up so they have a nice new chin. Really?

14:54 Drew Yeah. And it's remarkable how well it all comes together.

14:57 Adam And you say laser.

14:59 Drew Well, the laser is just instead of the knife because it doesn't cause as much trauma. The bleeding is easier to control.

15:04 Duran Duran So it cauterizes as it comes together.

15:06 Drew Sort of. Instead of with heat, with light.

15:08 Adam And it actually will... I mean, if you took this laser and you just took a piece of flank steak and went across it, it would just put it and make it into two pieces?

15:18 Drew It would start making little tiny cuts through it. You'd have to go over and over it. But it would eventually cut through it, yeah.

15:23 Adam Is that how they do it?

15:24 Drew Yeah, you go up and down through it. And it cuts off tissue.

15:28 Adam Does it smell?

15:29 Drew A little like burning flesh, yeah. It's the good times.

15:31 Adam All right.

15:32 Drew Burning vagina.

15:32 Adam Burning vagina.

15:33 Drew It's a little special smell.

15:35 Adam Yeah, I mean, you got a lot of things working there.

15:38 Drew Yeah, you do.

15:40 Adam So it cuts it off. And then what? What's the next move?

15:43 Drew Well, you're taking away all the floor of the vagina there and sewing it back together. And then also taking a vagina that's sort of open and sewing it back like this. So it starts like this, like a sort of a, what do you call that? An oval?

15:54 Adam Arrowhead?

15:55 Drew Yeah, an oval, a little sort of arrowhead. And it ends up slit like. You bring it together.

16:01 Adam You're sucking it back in a little bit. Nice.

16:03 Drew Amazing. Remarkable.

16:04 Adam Really?

16:05 Drew And remember, we one time had a guy that was doing it out here and there was a guy arguing with him about it on our show. Remember?

16:09 Duran Duran Well, saying he shouldn't do it.

16:10 Drew Well, just saying, you know, they're better to make women so upset about that part of their body. But these women, I interviewed a number of women and after babies, they get really freaked out about what they look like down there. And their husbands were confused, like, hey, it's fine. It's cool. Relax. And then they get angry. It's ugly. How dare you? You know, you don't know how I feel.

16:28 Adam Yeah. Eventually, the husband puts his foot in his mouth like, I'm thinking my old girlfriend anyway, sweetie. I don't care if I'm humping a sack of flour. I'm not here. I'm a million miles away.

16:40 Drew But it's interesting how in the year of stress, the orgasmic incontinence is related to all this. Is it? And they can repair that too. Yeah.

16:47 Adam How do they repair that?

16:48 Drew They just pull the bladder back up. So if the bladder neck is normally like 45 degrees, if it starts sort of like this, if it starts heading towards Mecca, directly towards the floor, the urine's coming out.

16:58 Adam Oh, I see. So they just change the angle of the dangle.

17:01 Drew Yeah, support it.

17:02 Adam Bladder neck, not a bad name for a punk band either.

17:05 Duran Duran I was going to say that was off of it.

17:06 Adam Yeah, opening for Duran Duran, bladder neck. Please welcome to the stage, bladder neck.

17:13 Drew It was really, because I was-

17:14 Adam Prepare to be rocked by bladder neck.

17:18 Yeah, okay.

17:19 Drew Okay, followed by the calcule. And it, you know, this woman had a sort of normal looking vagina, but it was what we call patchless or relaxed. And I didn't make anything, you know, to me it was like, whatever, you know. But when this woman was finished, I mean, the surgeon was finished, it looked spectacular. It was amazing.

17:36 Adam Wow, like a CD player in your car. How? And Drew, what if you, is there the danger of making it too snug?

17:46 Drew Yes, in fact, she was-

17:47 Duran Duran Well, that's what happens in female circumcision in Africa, isn't it?

17:52 Drew Well, they actually sew the vagina up. They actually sew it up there, but-

17:55 Adam We can't judge.

17:56 Duran Duran It's all good. I'm not judging. I just said it's horrible.

17:59 Adam Yeah.

17:59 Duran Duran That's not judgmental.

18:00 Adam That is. It's impossible to judge other cultures. I've learned that from living in this country. There'd be no judging. I don't care if you want to kill someone by throwing rocks at them or sew your girl's vagina shut. No judging.

18:11 Drew Well, this surgeon was saying that she had some women come to her because of a mismatch where the woman wasn't feeling enough, and the boyfriend wasn't feeling enough, and so she would tighten things down a little bit with the warning that, hey, next time, next guy might be misfit in the other direction now.

18:24 Adam Right.

18:25 Drew That's a surgery I'm not too-

18:27 Adam So was the woman conscious?

18:29 Drew No, it was general anesthesia. That's good. It's a good size surgery. There's a lot of trauma.

18:32 Adam Not for her, for you. You know what I mean? Standing around, she's eyeballing you.

18:35 Drew Yeah, the camera's going in.

18:37 Adam Camera's going, hey, I remember you from MTV.

18:40 Drew Yeah, shh.

18:41 Adam I'm getting weird. Wife's on the phone.

18:44 Drew Hello.

18:44 Adam I can't. No, I'm working on a vagina. I'll call you in the cab.

18:48 Drew Phew.

18:48 Adam Yeah. All right. So Drew, learning 20 years in the medical profession and learning something new every day.

18:56 Drew Well, this discovery health thing is sending me around and prepare yourself. I'm getting sent all over the country. This damn thing. I got to talk.

19:02 Duran Duran And will you be performing these operations?

19:04 Drew I'm not going to. No, no, no. I'm sort of assisting and watching and learning about them. But I'm persuaded that that's a good thing for some people, which I was very skeptical about.

19:11 Adam What do you mean it's a good thing for some people? I mean, it's like you there.

19:15 Drew No, no, it's a good. No, no, no, no. I mean, this particular surgery, meaning the lip reduction and the vaginoplasty and the, they put a hymen back in some of these women. And that was we could talk about that. It's a little different thing that I'm not so into.

19:27 Duran Duran That is moral issues, isn't it?

19:29 Drew Well, she what the surgeon was saying again, like, well, if the woman's going to get killed by her family, if she doesn't have a hymen, I'm going to put the hymen back in. All right. But then I interviewed a woman who goes, well, I wasn't a virgin when I got married and I just want to give that to him. My husband's like, huh?

19:42 Adam Well, you have my sister had that surgery, but she had three hymens put in because she figured she would leave a couple of guys before she got married.

19:51 Drew So you got to make up for it.

19:52 Adam It just burned a few hymens. You know what I mean? Like if I was going to do the surgery, I'd be like, put two in.

19:57 Drew Put extra in, right?

19:58 Adam And put extra in. I'll burn through that one. You know, we got a long weekend coming up. And then I'll have my backup hymen. It's called redundancy. They use it in aircraft manufacturing all the time. It's a safe. It's a safer way to go. Yeah, I'm just saying as long as you're going under the you know, the gamma knife, go ahead and put three or four hymens in there. Put one in the belly button too.

20:19 Drew Why not?

20:20 Adam It's just keep putting them in.

20:21 Do an aircraft.

20:23 Adam Do an ear.

20:24 Duran Duran I have a question. With this, what is it, vagina plasti. Yes. Does it, what if a woman becomes pregnant? And will it affect the possibility of childbirth?

20:33 Drew Well, this is really done to.

20:35 Adam It comes out like Gumby.

20:37 Drew Like Play-Doh, actually.

20:40 Adam It looks like a playing card.

20:41 Drew Or a star, whatever you want.

20:43 Adam Yeah, you go ahead and put whatever shape you like on it.

20:46 Drew And this is to be done to women who are done and bearing children. Drew, as a consequence of childbirth, and they get this.

20:52 Adam I like a penne pasta shape myself.

20:54 Drew Penne ill tube?

20:55 Adam Yeah, I get to come out in a tube shape. I'm going to use it as a trash can later. All right.

21:00 Duran Duran That's the Irish, the Irish, spaghetti, isn't it? Rig o Tony.

21:05 Adam Rig o Tony, yeah. No, it's Italian, as we like to say. Jason?

21:11 Yes?

21:12 Adam You're 29?

21:14 Caller Yes.

21:14 Adam What's up?

21:16 Caller Well, I have been using the Cialis and Levitra, not together, but separately. Recreationally, at time.

21:25 Drew Viagra. It's a short acting and a long acting Viagra.

21:29 Caller Right. Without it, I've noticed when I haven't used it, I have some problems, you know, getting it up and keeping it up. How often are you using it?

21:47 Drew How often are you using these?

21:50 Caller Like maybe twice a week.

21:52 Drew And how long have you been doing this for?

21:56 Caller Three or four months.

21:58 Drew And do you have, are you on any medication?

22:01 Caller I'm taking Suboxone, that's it.

22:03 Drew Oh, well, that's why you can't. That's, oh, methadone basically. It's a short-acting methadone.

22:07 Caller Oh, really?

22:07 Drew So, yeah, that's why you can't get it. Yeah, you're an opiate addict. That's why you can't get an erection.

22:12 Caller I'm in recovery, yeah.

22:14 Drew Well, that's Suboxone is not in recovery. Suboxone is a replacement therapy.

22:17 Adam Well, you don't look at methadone as recovery?

22:20 Drew No, it's a kind of treatment, but it's not recovery. It's a different, it's a replacement. It's a harm avoidance treatments. Recovery is drug free completely.

22:28 Adam Right.

22:29 Drew Right. Other things are harm reduction, harm avoidance kinds of interventions. So if you want to get in recovery, you want to regain your, this is why I don't like Suboxone and methadone, these things that there's always consequences. Now, let's put it this way.

22:40 Adam Is that a newer version of methadone?

22:42 Drew It's a buprenorphine. No, it's buprenox.

22:44 Adam Well, you don't hear about it that much.

22:45 Caller You know, Loxone and buprenorphine.

22:47 Drew Just buprenorphine.

22:51 Adam People get strung out on this stuff and it just becomes...

22:53 Drew And it's harder to get off than heroin.

22:56 Adam Why is it harder to get off than heroin?

22:58 Drew Because it's a partial antagonist and has all kinds of special pharmacology that's supposed to make it good for you. But the fact is, if you're on an opiate, you're on an opiate. And the thing I keep bringing up to my colleagues is, why is it you can't be a doctor, a lawyer, an airline pilot and be on these medicines, and yet it's okay for our patients? It's not okay to be a professional and be on these things, but for everybody else, it's okay.

23:19 Adam Yeah, you couldn't even drive a bus and be on this stuff.

23:22 Drew Well, yeah, you possibly could, but you really couldn't fly an aircraft.

23:25 Adam Hold on. All right, I got a plan now.

23:27 Drew Good.

23:28 Adam I'm going to drive a bus. I want to get on this box of P. Hey, Jason.

23:34 Caller Yeah.

23:35 Adam All right, so maybe you should look at getting off the heroin replacement drug. Can you do that?

23:42 Caller Well, you know, I've been in and out of recovery, and when I say that, Dr. Drew, I mean, absolutely sober.

23:50 Drew Yeah, I get it. I get it.

23:51 Caller I've been in and out.

23:53 Drew And if it didn't work for you, listen, this is why there are treatment options. Some people, Suboxone and Methanol can be life-saving. I understand that. But you're going to be chronically ill, and Levitra and Salis is something you may need the rest of your life in order to have an erection because the Suboxone, try to reduce the dose of Suboxone anyway.

24:10 Adam How does heroin give you erectile difficulties? You don't hear about it that much.

24:15 Drew People in heroin are not having sex. Oh, they're not? They're just interested in heroin.

24:19 Adam Yeah, I mean, that just takes precedent over everything. Any drug problems in Duran Duran, Simon?

24:27 Duran Duran What, now?

24:28 Adam In general. I mean, I never-

24:30 Duran Duran Only when you can't get any.

24:32 Adam I didn't hear- In general. I don't know, I didn't hear lots of stories, even back in the 80s when everyone was doing mounds of coke.

24:39 Duran Duran Yeah, maybe there's a bit of that going on. And there was a bit of a problem. And to us at the time, it seemed like a big problem. But actually, you know what? When you look at what other guys and other banners did, we thought, wow, we got off lightly. But then the thing about us was we always had such a tight work schedule. It's actually, although people say that a lot of people turn to drugs to help them through the work, it would just screw you up so completely that you weren't able to do your job. I mean, there were times when we were working sort of an average of six days a week for three or four months on end. And we are getting up early in the morning and getting to bed later at night. You don't have time for this stuff. You just fall asleep dead flat. It's tiring. I think it was only when we had a bit more time on our hands that we had any, that anybody kind of sort of, that stuff started happening.

25:33 Adam Yeah, well, I mean, you guys were young when you had a ton of success and obviously a ton of money, a early age and, well, the devil will make what he tried.

25:45 Duran Duran I mean, we tried stuff out. We tried a lot of things out. We were experimental people.

25:48 Adam But it just never took.

25:49 Duran Duran And we were, we were, we were, we were, and we were inquisitive. And we were trying to find out, you know, and there was this great kind of sort of mythical history of the connection between drugs and rock music as well. And I wanted to see if it was true. I mean, I personally, I just found, I just closed all my real artistry down completely and I wasn't able to create at all. Yeah.

26:15 Drew And that's so mythical, by the way, because I treat lots and lots of rock stars, lots of.

26:19 Duran Duran Right.

26:20 Drew The myth is that it helps you.

26:22 Duran Duran So that's what I mean. That's what I mean.

26:24 Adam You know, I feel we got to take a break, but it's sort of like when you hear about these athletes who had coke problems, these world class athletes who had ended up having a drug problem. No one's going to argue that the drugs made them better athletes. They were so good that in spite of being drug addicts, they were able to perform.

26:43 Duran Duran That's the thing. I mean, any drug, any drug completely impairs your physical performance.

26:48 Drew You're on drugs.

26:49 Duran Duran Yeah.

26:49 Adam So the thing is, is Lawrence Taylor is a Hall of Fame linebacker and was able to do a mound of coke and go out and get three sacks on Sunday. The coke didn't, he wouldn't have gotten one sack if he wasn't on the coke. He may have gotten five. He was just that superior that he was able to do that.

27:06 Duran Duran It just makes you think you're better.

27:07 Adam Yeah. And that's the stuff you can do, by the way, when you're 23. You just can't do it at 43. We got to take a little break, Drew. I know we have Heather, who's had a vaginal rejuvenation.

27:19 Drew So she had the operation that I did today.

27:21 Adam Right. But not the exact same one.

27:23 Drew We'll see. Maybe.

27:24 Adam No, the exact same one.

27:25 Drew Not you weren't there. You weren't doing her surgery. No. It wasn't done today.

27:29 Adam All right. Simon Le Bon here from Duran Duran. We'll hear something off of the new CD.

27:35 Duran Duran Great.

27:36 Adam And all that after this.

27:47 Drew Hey, Loveline fans, remember that every night this week, we will be giving out the new iPod Shuffle and certificates to download 20 songs from iTunes. Be sure to listen early in the show when we name the iPod Shuffle artist and song of the night. The song will be randomly played during the show, just like the iPod Shuffle play songs. When you hear it, call in and mention iPod Shuffle and you will be the winner. You are going to love these things. My kids are dying for one of these. They keep pointing at the TV. I want one of the, I, daddy, oh, the. All right, well, now I've got one. I loaded my favorite tunes and it plays different order every time I use it and I love it.

28:28 Adam Hey, everybody.

28:28 Duran Duran You're not supposed to be on it.

28:30 Drew Not the tirade.

28:31 Adam It's a love line. Come on, buddy. You gotta stand by it. Yeah, you know what's awesome? Simon Le Bon here tonight from Duran Duran. You forget in this business, Drew, just one on a minor, minor hissy fit.

28:47 Duran Duran That wasn't a hissy fit.

28:49 Drew Minor, minor.

28:49 Duran Duran That wasn't a hissy fit.

28:51 He blew off a little steam.

28:52 Duran Duran It was a rant.

28:53 Adam He blew off a little steam.

28:56 Duran Duran It was a major rant.

28:57 Adam It was a rant.

28:59 Duran Duran But it had direction, it had purpose, and it was cohesive and it made sense. A puckish conter. Actually very entertaining, I have to say.

29:08 Adam It was much like this fine wine that Simon poured for us. It was assertive without being pushy.

29:13 Drew A little acerbic, but-

29:14 Adam I enjoyed it. You have to remember in this business, I just ran, I did this god-awful cracker commercial in the South.

29:24 Drew Before you say that, these guys are going to be on Jimmy Kimmel tonight.

29:27 Duran Duran Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

29:28 Adam I did this commercial in the South just for the money. It was a radio spot. Anyway, the point is, I had the mic on me. They leave the mic on you. They put the little mic pack on you, and then you take a 10-minute smoke break, and you head outside, and you're standing with your agents like, these Nimrods couldn't find their asshole if I mailed it to them. Jesus Christ. And then after about one of my 10-minute, just Mussolini-like rants, the sound guy comes by and does a thing where he points at his headphones. You know, you're still on. And all the guys are wearing the headphones. They're 10 feet away, and I'm like, dicks. And I can't get out of this armpit fast enough. These eight.

30:08 Duran Duran There's one thing worse than that, though, is when you do a rant and you think people are hearing it, and then they tell you the microphone's not switched on.

30:14 Adam Yeah, although better in the long run.

30:16 Drew That's kind of how it goes through life. People kind of click off and then it goes.

30:20 Adam I wish I had an...

30:23 Duran Duran Did you catch that? We did Jimmy Kimmel tonight.

30:26 Adam Yeah. Jimmy, where did you guys play, by the way? Did you do the outside, the inside?

30:30 Duran Duran Inside, at the theater on... Is it Hollywood Boulevard?

30:33 Adam Yeah.

30:33 Duran Duran Yeah, it was great. It was fantastic. They're one of the best TVs we've ever done.

30:38 Adam Did you play for a while?

30:40 Duran Duran We played live. We played and we carried on playing afterwards.

30:44 Adam No, no, they're playing inside.

30:45 Duran Duran Oh, wow.

30:46 Adam I think they took out the outside theater.

30:48 Duran Duran I think it'd be a bit chilly, wouldn't it?

30:50 Adam Yes, it would.

30:51 Duran Duran No, we like it inside. I think Rock and Roll is like a kettle. It needs a lid on it.

30:55 Adam That's on tonight, by the way, at 12.06. And one of the better shows or the best?

31:04 Duran Duran The best show was the Stable Center on a Saturday night, but this is a TV. It was one of the best TV shows. It was definitely a positive. It's great playing live on TV. I went through two decades of miming. It was horrible. Everybody used to mime. There's a big thing about Ashley Simpson. Everybody used to mime. What would you do? I mean, the Beatles have mimed before now.

31:32 Adam Yeah, that's just how they would do it. I mean, if you did American Bandstand or something, you would just sing along with yourself.

31:40 Duran Duran Well, right.

31:41 Adam Now, how does that work? I'm curious. Like, the drummer's drumming, right? He's physically playing live.

31:49 Yeah.

31:50 Adam But is he mic'd up? Is the drum sound mic'd up?

31:53 Duran Duran No, when you do playback, you have dummy mics. You just play the record and you do the stuff, but the sound feed just comes straight from the record.

32:00 Adam Right.

32:01 Duran Duran So there's a microphone and everything. I had a great one in Italy one year. It was about 1984. It was this thing, this big, big festival called the San Marino. San Gennaro, San something, San Reno festival. I was doing Wild Boys and I counted this David Bowie movie, kind of put the microphone stand over there, and I pulled it back to sing. He went like that and looked the other way. As I pulled it back, the mic slid right out of the microphone stand and went landing about 12 feet away over there. I cracked up laughing and the music still went, one boy should never lose it. It was just so funny.

32:39 Adam And how do you know the diff, I mean, obviously you're playing concerts at the same time, obviously live concerts, and then you're doing the lip sync thing on occasion. How do you know which is which? How do they define that?

32:52 Duran Duran I mean, if it's just, if it's TV.

32:54 Adam I know you know the bands.

32:56 Duran Duran Now we really, you know, it's a kind of a band rule that we don't do lip syncs anymore.

33:02 Adam My feeling with the...

33:03 Duran Duran Because we find that they're cheesy.

33:05 Adam Yes. There's something, it's really what...

33:07 Duran Duran It's not real.

33:08 Adam It's what makes humans humans, that you can somehow tell even if it's the guy and everyone's doing everything exactly the same. But you're singing, at least you don't have to fake like you're playing the sitar or something, you know, that would be obnoxious. You know what I mean? Like the poor guys that have to really just pound away on the guitar during the solo. That's when that thing ain't plugged in.

33:29 Duran Duran How's that work? Well, what you actually do is, well, if it's in a band, you often get guys changing places. So the drummer plays the guitars and we mess around.

33:37 Adam We just have some fun with it.

33:38 Duran Duran You play jokes, yeah. You play jokes. I mean, that's generally what you do when you get bored anyway, isn't it? You come up with things that make you laugh. We do anyway.

33:46 Adam I was watching, I think it was a Britney Spears concert on, I don't know what to say, Showtime or HBO or something, and she was lip syncing, which...

33:53 Duran Duran Live on the stage.

33:56 Adam Live on stage.

33:57 Duran Duran See, that annoys me.

33:58 Adam I was annoyed too.

33:58 Duran Duran I actually think kids are being ripped off in the audience. I feel that that's wrong. I think that's misrepresentation. Now, I'm not being judgmental here. Am I?

34:08 Adam Well, that's...

34:08 Duran Duran I think that's wrong. I really, I think that's, no, I think that's, I think that's fraudulence.

34:15 Adam You're paying a scalper, you know, 1500 bucks to see a live show.

34:19 Duran Duran To see somebody performing.

34:21 Adam Right.

34:22 Duran Duran Like their stuff. And I totally agree. I hate that.

34:26 Adam I mean, especially when they take advantage of it, which is this one thing where she's got that microphone that's put on her, like a time-life operator, and she sprints up an entire flight of stairs. It must have been 35 stairs. She just sprints up to the top and then gets to the top and does this. If I had that mic up there, first off, you'd hear wheezing. There'd be like an oyster flying out of my mouth. Like, you can't sprint up a flight of stairs and not miss a beat singing the entire time. You've got to hear that. You can't and you can't. That's what I'm saying. I'm calling her a cunt.

35:01 Drew You can't.

35:02 Adam Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Here we go.

35:04 Drew Take a call.

35:05 Adam All right. Let's take a call. Oh, we're going to hear something off the Astronaut. Right now. Yeah. We'll take one call and then we're going to we're going to hear a song from the Love Between The Two Hosts.

35:15 Drew Heather.

35:16 Adam What's up, Heather?

35:16 Drew 31.

35:17 Hi, you guys.

35:18 Drew Hey.

35:19 Caller Hello.

35:19 Pleasure to finally talk to you after many years of listening. Cheers, babe.

35:24 Caller Dr. Drew, I didn't know what you did today.

35:26 I didn't tune in to the beginning of the show. So I don't know if you did the hymen. Did you witness that today?

35:31 Drew I didn't. I had a patient get a hymenoplasty, but mostly I did a sort of perineal reconstruction and a posterior repair.

35:39 Okay. No, I didn't have that done. I just had the outer lips and the inner lips reduced.

35:43 Drew Right. With the laser?

35:46 Yes.

35:46 Drew We did that, too. We did a reduction of the inner lips. And it's amazing how... Did you have to go to anesthesia for that?

35:52 Uh-huh.

35:53 Drew It's pretty non-traumatic. It's amazing how much the laser is able to zip that stuff on.

35:57 Adam You do the inner when they're passing the outer?

36:01 Well, that's why I did it, because...

36:03 Drew You bring them in.

36:05 My outers were normal, but then I had kind of like the inners long.

36:09 Drew Did you have liposuction on the outer?

36:11 No. He did the same laser on the outside.

36:15 But not as much as, obviously, the inner and the outside.

36:18 Adam And did it bother your boyfriend or your husband, or was this more about you?

36:22 Actually, I was single at the time, and I did it for myself and not for anybody else.

36:27 Drew I interviewed a bunch of guys, and I could not find one guy who had issues with this. The guys were like, hey, she's not sexy.

36:33 Some of my ex-boyfriends had heard that I had done it. They were like, why? You're fine down there.

36:39 Caller But I had done it for myself.

36:41 Drew Here's, and this is again, this is that female thing about, why do you wear the lingerie so I feel sexy? Because if they don't feel sexy, they ain't gonna have sex. And if the guy doesn't go, oh honey, I appreciate how bad that must feel, they're mad.

36:53 Adam Yeah, I know, but it's a weird balance between this, first off, I think they protest too much when they pound home, I did it for myself, I did it for myself.

37:03 Drew They did it for your, but they didn't do it for the guys because the guys don't care.

37:07 Adam I know, but I think the truth lies somewhere in between because it seems like a mantra with women, I wear the lingerie for me, I got the vagioplasty, I did it for me, I did it for me.

37:19 Drew But there's a piece that where they-

37:20 Adam You did it for you because you feel insecure when you're nude in front of your partner.

37:25 Drew Because they can't believe that the guy isn't experiencing it the way they do even though he is not. And that's the in between part. Women refuse to accept how the male brain works. They refuse. That's it. Period. I wear lingerie so I feel sexy to me so I look good to you even though you don't care.

37:43 Adam Hold on. Does everything have to be about you?

37:45 Drew Everything.

37:46 Adam Can we just stick to the thought?

37:47 Duran Duran I like lingerie by the way.

37:48 Drew You like lingerie?

37:49 I love lingerie.

37:51 Duran Duran Don't get enough of it.

37:51 Adam You like wearing it? Your wife doesn't do it for you, she doesn't for her.

37:54 Duran Duran I know I've never been into wearing it, but there's some guys in my band.

37:58 Adam Yeah, sure. I know Warren does.

38:00 Drew Oh yeah.

38:01 Duran Duran He wears everything.

38:02 Drew Yeah.

38:02 Adam Or nothing or whatever.

38:04 Drew Let's list her off.

38:05 Adam Whatever it is.

38:06 Duran Duran He'd wear a sausage skin.

38:08 Caller Oh.

38:10 Adam Where's casing? Where's intestinal casing?

38:13 Caller It's awesome.

38:14 Duran Duran Nice.

38:15 Adam Wings together.

38:15 Drew Intestinal casing.

38:17 Adam All right. Let's hear a little something new from Duran Duran. Chris, how are you feeling, buddy? You ready to go? This is off of Astronaut and it's called What Happens Tomorrow. Another good one from Duran Duran.

42:31 Duran Duran Thank you.

42:31 Adam Where does it end?

42:33 Duran Duran We don't want it to end. We want to carry on. I was having a conversation with an old fella by the swimming pool at the hotel I was staying at today. His name's Lenny, and he's a percussionist and pianist, and he was here for the Oscars with his daughter, who was up for an award. And he's, I don't know, he may be in his 60s, maybe in his 70s. And I said, oh, well, he retired a long time ago. And he said, don't say that, I didn't retire. I just don't tour anymore. I go and play shows. And that's one thing I love about what I do, is you can really carry on doing it. You know, it's great.

43:05 Adam No, longevity, it is not like being an athlete. It's not even like being a construction worker, where you just get, you know, throw your back out or, you know, get pallet jack or get run over by a jack or something. All right, let's take ourselves a little break. Simon here from Duran Duran. And we'll be right back after this. We'll be right back. Please hold.

43:43 Caller Hey, everybody, it's Loveline.

43:44 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, and Simon is here from Duran Duran. New-ish CD, I'll call it brand new.

43:53 Duran Duran No, it's new, it's new.

43:54 Caller New for Duran Duran.

43:55 Duran Duran It's in stores now.

43:56 Adam Ha! Astronaut, yeah. Go get it.

43:58 Duran Duran And that's about as hard sell as I can get.

44:01 Adam Watch the guys on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight. And as everyone, I don't want to get into finances, but everyone's set for money, right? I mean, you play, you tour.

44:13 Duran Duran You mean we're okay?

44:14 Adam You're okay.

44:15 Duran Duran Yeah.

44:15 Adam You play because you want to play.

44:17 Duran Duran No, we've got a point to prove, and there's more to it than that. It's not just because we want to play. It's because I think we got back together because we were at a point, I think we all reached a point in our lives where we looked back and we thought, that was great. I'd like to have another go at that. And I'd like to kind of now, you're 17 years on, forget about the bullshit that happened towards the end.

44:37 Adam That's all right. That's all right. Keep going. I don't want to stifle you. I'm awfully sorry. That's okay.

44:42 Duran Duran I mean, yeah, okay. Anyway, so, yeah, we then, and we were able to, we were able to get together. Nobody had anything on and we had something that we, we had something to achieve. We had music to achieve. And we set ourselves this goal of just getting ourselves in a studio and writing some music and seeing what it sounds like. Did we still have that magic? And there's some, you know, John, I mean, when I first talked to John about it, he said, I don't know if we could write anything like that again. I don't know if we'd have that magic, that spark. And really, Nick and I convinced him we had to do that. And we all got together. And wow, it was amazing to hear the music that just, it was like turning the taps on. It just poured out and out. It was fantastic.

45:30 Adam And was everybody in the same mindset? I mean, was everyone had long enough off? Was ready to go? Was there anyone you had to drag back into the mix?

45:40 Duran Duran No, no. It was 24 hours from one phone call until a definite commitment from every five member.

45:48 Drew I just remembered that Simon's people were here at the beginning of the show saying he's got to leave by 11.

45:52 Caller Oh, really?

45:53 Adam All right.

45:53 Caller Well, we'll talk for another...

45:54 Duran Duran Is that because I said bollocks?

45:56 Drew Yeah, it's because we're kicking it off.

45:57 Adam Talk for another 33 seconds and then he can go. Leave the bottle behind and hit the run.

46:05 Duran Duran I'll pour myself another small glass, and the rest is yours.

46:08 Adam We will. Thank you. Drew, I'll let you sniff the cork.

46:13 Duran Duran Cheers.

46:13 Adam Yeah.

46:15 Duran Duran Isn't that a Spinal Tap album?

46:17 Adam Yeah, I think that's Smell the Glove. We are always, always good to...

46:23 Duran Duran It's got a pastel kind of black, isn't it?

46:25 Adam See our friend Simon Le Bon and wish Duran Duran much, much success. Not that they really even need it anymore.

46:33 Duran Duran No, that's not true.

46:34 Adam It's always nice.

46:35 Duran Duran We love playing. We love making a connection. We make good music. We make something that's important to us, and we try and help people. What good music is, it's something that helps people make... It helps people feel good about themselves.

46:50 Adam Absolutely. And it touches... It runs deeper than any science book could ever explain. Right? So, in a certain...

47:00 Drew Ooh, heavy.

47:00 Adam Well, no, but I mean in a certain sense, more important than many things.

47:04 Drew Yes, true.

47:05 Adam Because it hits everyone universally.

47:08 Drew Schopenhauer said that. We did.

47:10 Adam Famous philosopher. Schopenhauer. I'm going to write that down. We're going to take ourselves a little break. We'll say goodbye to Simon. God bless you. Thanks for coming in. Name of the album is Astronaut, and they're on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

47:27 Here it is.

47:27 Caller Bottom line, it sucks being single today.

47:30 Caller Tons of lame people and no decent prospects. Call the Dateline.

47:35 1-877-889-DATE.

47:40 Love Line will be right back.

47:42 Caller So get your problems ready.

47:44 Ready.

47:44 Adam Ready.

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47:55 Adam Oh, hey, buddy, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. I want to thank Simon Le Bon for coming in here. A delightful chap. Always so friendly. Always so humble.

48:12 Drew Regular guy. Regular chap.

48:14 Adam He's got a good vibe to him. Always has. It would be easy for a guy like that to be filled with attitude, but no. It's so much nicer when guys that... You know, we get guys in here that haven't sold that many records, are feeling a little insecure. Feeling a little bit insecure about their position in the rock world, and then come and overcompensate. It's nice. It's sort of like a lap dog doing a lot of barking. It's sort of like a guy who doesn't have the goods, feeling he has to pick a fight with everybody. It's kind of human nature. You know, the nicest, calmest, softest spoken guys in the world are always heavyweight boxers. They don't have to be nice. Yeah, they seem very relaxed, very friendly and secure. And it's kind of nice when a guy who's sold a hundred million records comes in here and he's just sort of friendly.

49:25 Drew Probably is, huh?

49:28 Adam I don't know how many records Duran Duran has sold. Probably exaggerating, but I would say...

49:34 Drew Millions, tens and tens and tens of millions, you're right.

49:37 Adam I would say it's hard. I mean, first off, you're surprised that, you know, Linkin Park has sold ten million records, you know what I mean? Not that we have anything against Linkin Park, but they've not been around for 20 years.

49:49 Drew Right, 20 years to every country in the world.

49:52 Adam Yeah, yeah, this isn't, you know, this isn't their... I mean, they're not from here.

49:57 Drew Right.

49:58 Adam You know, so I'm just wondering, hey, engineer Chris.

50:03 Hey, what's up?

50:04 Adam Yeah.

50:05 Drew Do you know what a record is? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

50:08 Adam Get on the World Wide Web there and see if you can find out...

50:11 Drew This internet thing?

50:12 Adam Yeah, see if you can find out how many records they've sold. I would guess somewhere in the... I'm gonna go 30 to 40, and hopefully it's gonna be 55.

50:24 Drew In the United States?

50:25 Adam You never want to go the other way. No, just worldwide. It's a lot.

50:28 Drew Yeah.

50:28 Adam I mean, United States, it would be, you know, crazy fifth of the population.

50:33 Drew Right, right, right.

50:34 Adam All right. Let's talk to... Are we forgetting anything?

50:37 Drew No.

50:38 Adam No.

50:38 Drew Oh, do we have to mention the Alpod Shuffle? I don't know. This week we're giving away a shuffle and 20 free songs from iTunes. The way to get it is to call LLVE, 1-800-LLVE-191 when you hear the song tonight, Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day. Now, you know what? How is that going to work for the rest of the country?

51:01 Adam Yeah.

51:02 Drew Only people west of Mississippi can win.

51:04 Adam Well, they're the only people who deserve iPods.

51:07 Drew You know what I mean? Because people are going to call it tomorrow and I'd go, I heard Boulevard of Broken Dreams. The screeners are going to go, yeah, great. East, he's getting them tonight from last night.

51:19 Adam Here's how I look at it. People west of the Mississippi need an iPod. People east of the Mississippi already have one and people actually on the Mississippi have a-

51:31 Drew Barge pod.

51:32 Adam No, they have to have Victrola hanging around the neck. Yeah, yeah. On a leather strap.

51:37 Drew Nice, so they have to crank.

51:38 Adam That's their iPod and they just have the actual horn right in their face.

51:41 Drew Nice, that's a good thing.

51:42 Adam They have to crank it every once in a while. They have wax records.

51:47 Yeah, the cylinder shit.

51:49 Adam Let's keep on keeping on and speak to Michelle, who's 21. Michelle?

51:55 Caller Hello, how are you doing tonight?

51:56 Adam Good, hold on. People don't write songs about rivers anymore.

52:01 Drew No.

52:01 Adam I like to get back to the time when people just stared at a river and said, I gotta write a song. They don't even do oceans or lakes. Used to be they would write a song about a river. They would write a song about a lake.

52:12 Drew Yeah, the old man river.

52:13 Adam Probably a hundred Mississippi songs.

52:14 Drew Yeah. Rivers aren't so interesting anymore. I mean, things just... You know what the river became? The songs? It became songs about the highway.

52:23 Adam Yeah.

52:24 Drew That's what it became.

52:24 Adam Yeah, the rambling song.

52:26 Drew Because the river was sort of something you traveled down.

52:28 Adam Yeah.

52:29 Drew And then it became the highway.

52:30 Adam Right. And then there's a very confusing rolling on a river.

52:34 Drew There was combo.

52:35 Adam Yeah, that's rambling in water.

52:38 Drew Right.

52:39 Adam That's aquatic rambling. Yeah. I don't know how that rolling on a river thing ever really worked out.

52:46 Drew It sounded good though.

52:47 Adam Yeah. Maybe it's talking about a paddle wheel. Wow. This is heavy. Michelle?

52:52 Caller Yes. It's funny that you should mention rivers, by the way. I was calling because I was listening earlier to the girl who had multiple orgasms. And I actually do that. But my thing is, is sometimes it gets so intense that I have, I guess, an excessive amount of liquid that comes out.

53:14 Drew You're a gusher. You gush. Do you urinate?

53:18 Caller I'm actually not sure. That's kind of my question.

53:22 Drew You know, I asked that question to the gynecologist today. I was saying, how do you tell whether it's orgasmic incontinence or female ejaculation? Because some women have both. And she said...

53:33 Adam Or one or the other.

53:34 Drew Right. Which it is or whether it's both.

53:36 Adam But when you say, oh, is there all of the above? Can you do the urine one time, the fluid the other time, and then a mixture of the two a third time?

53:49 Drew Correct.

53:50 Adam Wow. Keeping the man guessing.

53:51 Drew Yeah. And so she said, something I'd said was basically eat some vitamins or eat some asparagus and then smell.

53:56 Adam Right.

53:57 Drew And if it looks yellow and smells like asparagus, it's urine.

54:00 Adam Yeah. You can also drink yourself a nice, eat a few beets. That'll work. I'll tell you too. But go ahead, Michelle.

54:07 Caller Is it a problem if you urinate? Because I've kind of, I don't know, like I smelled it before and it didn't really smell like anything.

54:15 Drew It probably isn't. It probably is ejaculate. And guys, again, I did a lot of interviewing guys this week about this and guys kind of into it. Guys, and their thing is like, well, it's cool if I make her do that. No one else can do it. I can do it. Then I'm in. Right.

54:32 Caller So I had an ex-boyfriend that was not actually at all. He was the first guy that I've ever done that with in my life before I didn't know that I could do that. And he kind of freaked out a little.

54:44 Drew How did that go down? What were you doing when you learned? I mean, what did he do to you to make you do that?

54:48 Caller Well, we were just having sex, actually. He was on top and I just had like the most amazing intense orgasm. I'd like it was just a lot of built up. And then it kind of was just like a release, I guess. That's the way of explaining it. And he kind of freaked out.

55:06 Adam Really?

55:07 Caller He was very uncomfortable.

55:08 Adam What kind of puss would do? First of all, you know, it's sort of well, you know, even if you want to, it's sort of like it's sort of like, oh, you see your friends, a new infant, the kid vomits and you go like, oh, gross deal. Yeah. Oh, my God, it's disgusting. Like, just even if that's your impulse, you don't, you just don't do it.

55:30 Drew And by the way, if it's your impulse, you're a suspect.

55:33 Adam Well, I mean, it might be your impulse to react to something, but you certainly don't voice it to the girl who's, you know, feeling vulnerable and insecure. And, you know, just wants a spoon.

55:44 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

55:45 Adam OK.

55:46 Caller Highest quality of guy.

55:47 Drew So there you go.

55:50 Adam But, you know, that's everything, too, when the guy can really give you a world class bangeroo that way, his confidence levels run pretty high. So, you know what I mean? Becomes like a rock star. He doesn't have to apologize to anybody.

56:01 Drew I see.

56:02 Adam All right. So this is the way you are.

56:05 Drew And it's good times.

56:06 Adam That's fine. Just find a guy you're all right. And just do me this favor. Let's see if we can lay down a few quick ground rules with this. Whatever guy you're with and this happens with, just tell him it's the first time it's happened, because that is going to be the difference between him having a reaction, a negative reaction. A victory and a top 10 finish.

56:28 Drew Yeah.

56:28 Adam You know what I mean?

56:29 Drew Yeah. It's a victory. He's going to say, only I do this to you. Now it's good.

56:34 Adam Really?

56:34 Drew It really is. I know.

56:35 Adam It really is. If you are with a guy and it's like every time this happens with a guy, I'm embarrassed. And the last guy didn't really like it. And then the guy before did kind of like it. And then this other time when I was actually with both of them at the same time, the one of them started crying and the other one held his hands over his head and started shouting to the heavens. Like, you know, yes.

56:56 Drew What ever happened to that?

56:58 Adam That victory thing where you clasp your hands and go on each side of your shoulder and your other shoulder. I still do it. I'm bringing it back, by the way.

57:05 Drew Oh, my God.

57:06 Adam I'm attempting to bring that back.

57:07 Drew Oh, that's yeah.

57:08 Adam All right. My point is, is if you tell a guy this happens all the time or it happens, other guys are bugged, other guys or my dad and brother hate it. He's going to be freaked out. If you say to him, my God, this never happened, that was amazing, he's going to feel like he's on top of the world.

57:24 Drew And he's never going to want to stop doing that to you. Right. It's not going to bother him. Although, again, I was even questioning guys about oral sex and they were like, oh, no, it's all right, it's all right, passionate man.

57:34 Adam Really?

57:34 Drew Yeah, a lot of guys. I've always said, no big deal, whatever, you deal with it. And you said guys would have a problem with that.

57:43 Adam I said it would get old.

57:45 Drew I found some guys that said that, but most were like, again, they say, oh, I do that. I'm just me. Oh, it's game on.

57:51 Adam Yeah. I mean, just, you know, just practically, like, I mean, like in the like, OK, you're watching TV. You're getting a little amorous. You want to get it on, on the sofa. It's faux suede. What do you do? Throw the sports page down under her ass. You know what I mean? I mean, just practically. You're in a hotel. You had to go grab the floor mat from the bathroom and spread that out over.

58:19 Drew I was talking to a couple who she did both. And so they were used to throwing the tarps down and and the tarps couldn't contain it. It was flowing off the bed. Wow.

58:28 Adam Yeah. Wow.

58:30 Drew That's that's when she started questioning what it was, whether she was comfortable with this or not.

58:36 Adam Yeah. All right. Well, I hear if you eat a couple of charcoal briquettes before you get intimate, that helps with the problem.

58:42 Drew You stuff them in, are you?

58:44 Adam You stuff one in, one goes in orally and the other one, pow.

58:47 Drew OK, one goes in the vagina.

58:48 Adam That's right. And the kitty litter, wherever that goes down on the sofa.

58:52 Drew Yeah. Yeah. That's what I thought.

58:53 Adam Yeah. Chris.

58:56 Drew Yeah.

58:57 Adam Always taken by surprise. It's awesome.

58:59 Drew What are you doing there?

59:00 What are you actually looking at Duran Duran's timeline on one of these websites? There's a lot of websites. But there's no one that says how many records have been sold by Duran Duran.

59:11 Adam There's no one except for the one Drew could find in 11 seconds if he walked over that. No. I know it sounds kind of sensitive.

59:17 He will.

59:17 Adam Drew will. I know. That's the point.

59:19 I have faith in him.

59:20 Adam You can find out how many they've sold.

59:21 I will.

59:22 Adam All right.

59:22 Drew We'll break it.

59:23 Adam Come on.

59:23 Drew You'll find it.

59:24 I'm working on it.

59:24 Adam All right.

59:25 Drew That's why I wasn't listening to you.

59:26 Adam I know. But you're in some Duran Duran chat room talking to a 14-year-old in Wisconsin. I need numbers, buddy.

59:32 No. They're older now.

59:33 Adam Okay. The point is, I know you actually went back to 1986.

59:35 Drew You know what? I meant to raise the sub aside, but the young ones are back into it again.

59:38 Oh, really?

59:39 Drew Yeah. The 80s are very cool for the middle school age.

59:44 Adam There's also weird attraction. I don't know if this works for everyone. Maybe I'm dating myself. But when I was a kid, I don't know, eight or nine or 10 or whatever, 50s music was cool to listen to, like Elvis, like Hound Dog and stuff like that. It was almost a, not only was it fun, but there's a novel factor to it. Yeah. All right. Time to play a little Germany or Florida. We got Jared who's 18. Jared.

1:00:13 Caller Hi.

1:00:13 Adam What's up?

1:00:15 Caller Germany or Florida. So when John and Linda Dollar were seeking to adopt more children a decade ago, social workers regarded them as model parents, well-to-do, well-meaning folks who raised their five children with love. Now, the couple stand accused of monstrous acts against five of their eight children, who told investigators they were starved, shocked with the cattle prod, beaten with a hammer and had toenails yanked out with pliers.

1:00:41 Drew Florida.

1:00:42 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Let's go Florida. We're going Florida on that.

1:00:46 Okay.

1:00:47 Caller You guys got it.

1:00:48 Yeah.

1:00:50 Adam Thanks, Jared. That was quite a challenge. You got three syllables in for the Florida.

1:00:55 Yeah.

1:00:55 Drew I mean, I think the way to have done that would be somehow just not give the names. No names. John and Sharon Johnson and give a little cultural twist to it of some type. You know, well, like the constable, the constables were, were, were contacted.

1:01:12 Adam The name. What was the guy's last name? Jackson or Dollar? Oh, no, I bet John.

1:01:17 Drew Yeah.

1:01:18 Adam You know, it wasn't dollar dollar. Yeah. Well, it wasn't it wasn't Helmut.

1:01:22 Drew It was not Deutschmark. Oh, it's the last thing was dollar.

1:01:26 Adam It was the last thing was dollar.

1:01:27 Drew You know what he said? I think.

1:01:28 Adam Well, I didn't even put that part together. Jared.

1:01:31 Caller Yeah.

1:01:32 Adam What was how they spell the last name?

1:01:34 Caller D-O-L-L-A-R.

1:01:38 Adam Have a bong load for us tonight, Jared.

1:01:40 Drew No, I don't know. He's not a bong guy.

1:01:42 Adam No, no, pot brownie guy.

1:01:44 Drew Nope.

1:01:45 Caller No, I don't do any drugs, actually.

1:01:47 Drew Weisenheimer.

1:01:47 Adam You know what I'd like? I would like to smoke pot brownies. That'd be my, you know, that's my eccentric thing.

1:01:54 Drew Yeah, your star thing.

1:01:56 Adam Yeah. Well, Carolla puts his stamp on it. He does a little thing a little differently. He actually takes the time to make up some pot brownies and stuff them into a bong. Wow.

1:02:06 Drew Yeah.

1:02:07 Adam Talk about a pioneer.

1:02:07 Drew He made a new bong with each.

1:02:09 Adam Yeah.

1:02:10 Drew Each pipe load.

1:02:11 Yeah, I got it.

1:02:11 Adam What do you got there, buddy?

1:02:12 In over 25 years of history, the band has sold over 70 million records.

1:02:18 Adam 70 million records.

1:02:20 That's right.

1:02:21 Adam That is a lot of records. Yeah, 70 million records, over 70 million records and not at not an ounce attitude. Anyone in that band?

1:02:32 Yeah, so nice.

1:02:33 Adam Yeah, you got to you got to be from you got to be from the UK to pull that one. Oh, yeah. You sell 70 million records and you're from Idaho or you're from New York or something. First off, you've blown yourself up on Coke, you know, many years ago. Number one. Number two, you just come in here and start trashing the place. Yes.

1:02:52 Drew Yeah, you're flinching.

1:02:53 Adam Yeah, you're flinching. Corey.

1:02:58 Hello.

1:02:59 Adam Hey, you're 25. What's up?

1:03:02 Caller Yeah, I had a question. What what would be my health risk for when I get toward like 40 years old, I guess? I smoke like over like 10 blunts a day, I guess you could say. Like 10 cigars a day, I buy like a box of 60 and smoke it like in about two weeks.

1:03:22 Drew Blood, tobacco.

1:03:24 Caller No, like blood, like we eat marijuana.

1:03:26 Drew You put 10 tobacco.

1:03:28 Adam But you got to understand, it's a little confusing because blunt is a cigarette. Is a cigarette.

1:03:33 Drew Sometimes they roll it and stuff.

1:03:34 Caller But I don't smoke cigarettes. I used to smoke cigarettes like a lot, but I quit smoking cigarettes.

1:03:39 Adam You know the thing about the dumb people is they pile confusion on a confusion.

1:03:43 Drew Yes.

1:03:43 Adam Even when you're trying to straighten something out where you go like, you know, it's confusing because you said, and then they actually add another layer of confusion. They're like a horrible seven layer dip of confusion.

1:03:54 Drew They don't track. Yeah.

1:03:56 Adam Right. So even I found this with my stoner friends. When you go back and try to sort something out or explain it, you actually, it becomes like, you know what it becomes like? It becomes like quicksand or flypaper. So do you actually get further engulfed in it? You actually get more effed up by it? If you ever try to straighten things out.

1:04:15 Drew Yes. Brilliant.

1:04:16 Adam See, people that don't smoke a ton of weed, you can actually go back and straighten things out.

1:04:20 Drew No. Yeah. But when you're a blunt smoker like Corey. Right.

1:04:25 Adam Cause he would say, I buy a pack, 60 come in a pack. I smoke 10 a day. It sounds like you're smoking the blunts. Yeah. All right. So you smoke the weed and you smoke 10 a day.

1:04:37 Drew 10 joints a day.

1:04:38 Adam 10 joints a day. Is that right, Corey?

1:04:43 Caller 10 blunts a day.

1:04:46 Drew There's blunts rolled in something?

1:04:48 Caller And cigar paper, like a cigar, a filly, like a cigar. Like the flavor, they make like sour apple cigar fillies. Right. And you take out the raving. I mean like use just the paper and you put the marijuana in there.

1:05:05 Adam Yeah, we're here. We're here.

1:05:07 Drew So, yeah, that's a severe addiction. The long term effects are you're not gonna have accomplished anything over that period of time.

1:05:13 Adam How do you smoke 10 a day though? I mean, it seemed like you would have to be smoking most of the day.

1:05:19 Caller If I'm not working, I'm smoking pretty much.

1:05:21 Drew You will have missed your development. There will be serious developmental issues because I'm sure you started smoking when you were like 16. And so you don't go through an adolescence as a result of that. The frontal lobes don't grow normally. You're affective.

1:05:36 Adam You're talking about his ears.

1:05:37 Drew Yeah, you're of your brain. Now, none of this, no long term known, long term damaging effects. It's not as though you have brain damage, but you have severe addiction. You'll have depression and you will not stop this on your own. You will either continue it or switch to something else.

1:05:52 Adam Here's the long term. Here's the long term damage.

1:05:55 Caller I don't want to do anything else.

1:05:57 Drew Yeah, I know you do until it stops working.

1:05:59 Adam What do you do? What do you do for a living?

1:06:02 Caller Work or home improvement.

1:06:05 Adam What's that mean?

1:06:07 Caller Like siding and windows and stuff like that. Excellent. I put up patios and stuff like that, all that stuff.

1:06:14 Adam You do those like screened in porches? What kind of siding do you put up?

1:06:22 Caller Oh, just all kind of. I mostly like manage and I watch everybody, you know, I do, I go to like, they have like five people that do the job and I'm like, I travel to see if everybody's mostly doing their work. And some days I pick and I might go to work and it just all depends. Who works for you?

1:06:40 Adam How come there's nobody ever speak to you ever as an answer? Like they go like, yeah, I'm a, I do finish carpentry and you go, oh yeah, what kind of nail gun you use? I don't really put up any molding or anything. I just turns out that I just sort of stand there and you go, well, like if you're hanging a door, what do you, I don't, I don't actually do that.

1:07:00 Drew That sounds like, what's his name?

1:07:02 Adam We never actually talked to the guy that actually does anything.

1:07:05 Drew Right.

1:07:07 Adam How does that work?

1:07:07 Drew I don't know. He's not doing something, I guess. All right.

1:07:10 Adam So Corey is supervising a bunch of guys.

1:07:13 Drew What does he supervise? I mean, Corey is the manager.

1:07:17 Adam I'm guessing this is nepotism at work. Is your uncle owned the business?

1:07:22 Caller No, it's a friend.

1:07:24 Drew A friend of the business.

1:07:25 Adam All right. So you just make sure the guys aren't putting the 16-penny nailer through their temple and putting the siding over the front door.

1:07:36 Caller And I just give all the information back to the main boss, you know?

1:07:41 Adam Right.

1:07:42 Drew All right.

1:07:42 Adam Here's the thing. I don't want to bum your high, but here's the thing about weed. I got to give the speech about dumb people versus smart people and drug abuse. If you are somebody who's of average or less than average intelligence, you shouldn't be monkeying too heavily with drugs because essentially what drugs do is they just, they dull you. Here's what I'm saying.

1:08:10 Drew If you're an eight-cylinder car, you're going to run on four or five cylinders.

1:08:13 Adam Right. Here's what I mean. If you're a great athlete, but you're drunk, you'll be as good as a medium athlete. You know what I mean? A guy could beat you that wasn't as good as you, but you're drunk. All right. But if you're a great athlete, go ahead and dumb yourself down. Who cares? But if you're a guy who's having a little trouble just jogging and you get drunk, you ain't making it off the sofa.

1:08:37 Drew Right.

1:08:37 Adam And that's my thing with drugs and dumb people. And we don't we know we live in this society where, well, everyone's great. Everyone gets a participation trophy. There's they're smart. Here's what we have. We're like we're like Starbucks. They got large, extra large and super large. I'm sorry, but the first one's a small.

1:08:56 Drew Right.

1:08:57 Adam We have we have smart, smarter and gifted.

1:09:00 Drew Yeah.

1:09:01 Adam Well, let me tell you, yeah, there are some dumb people out there.

1:09:05 Drew No.

1:09:06 Adam Shocking but true. I run across them every day. And if you're dumb and you insist on getting baked every day, you're going to pull yourself. You're going to go from dumb to unemployable.

1:09:16 Drew Right.

1:09:17 Adam That's how it works. A dumb guy can real. First thing you need to do if you're dumb is realize you're dumb. Don't mess with drugs. Get a job and fight to keep it. Now, if you're if you're brilliant and you're a genius and a history is filled with these guys, raging alcoholics or drug addicts or still able to pen great novels, make money, eventually they kill themselves or the drugs stop working, but they're able to have successful fruitful careers. If you get dumb guys can't do that.

1:09:46 Drew Also, some of the some of the dumb thing you're talking about is unable to organize and motivate and pull things off.

1:09:52 Adam Yes.

1:09:52 Drew And definitely pot takes the wind out of those sails.

1:09:55 Adam And here's the thing about pot. It wears it may not necessarily make you dumb. I'll tell you what makes you dumb. Putting yourself in a box and bearing yourself like a time capsule for 20 years. When you come out of it, even a smart guy's dumb. He's not heard of anything. Nothing ever catches. It just flows in and flows out.

1:10:20 Drew And you don't develop during that 20 years. You just stay in a static, you don't grow. Your brains can't grow when it's under the influence like that all the time.

1:10:26 Adam Right. I know plenty of super smarts all day long.

1:10:29 Drew How can you do? How can you have a life?

1:10:31 Adam I know. Hold on. Let me pour a little more red wine for myself. I don't want to keep this going. I definitely keep going after the break. But listen, what's his nose from Duran Duran? Actually, it'd be great if I just remember the Duran part of Duran Duran. What's his nose from Duran Duran Duran? Yeah. No, Simon Le Bon came in here. He brought like a hundred dollar bottle of wine and I'll be goddamn if I'm going to throw the mouthful at the bottom out and let one of the overnight guys fish it out of the dumpster.

1:11:02 Drew Crispy eyeball on it, though.

1:11:03 Adam Are you high? Yeah. I mean, you're looking at it. It's a hundred bottle, a hundred dollar bottle of wine. I just poured 18 bucks into my glass.

1:11:10 Drew That's right.

1:11:10 Adam Now, what we're talking about, abuse. My point is, is people kid themselves with the weed. I have friends that smoke a ton of weed and I can tell the difference. But I will say this, I have smart friends that smoke a ton of weed and I have dumb friends that smoke a ton of weed and the smart friends that smoke a ton of weed are able to sort of almost overcome it.

1:11:33 Drew Well, the strange thing about weed is that if the effects didn't wear off, I don't think there are any pot addicts on earth that would go on to other drugs. They just love the weed. Now, it does blunt their development. It does sort of change their relationships and change, as you're saying, their work ethic and their ability to sort of carry on and develop. But all right, that's the choice they want to make. But the fact is, it wears off, it starts causing problems with memory and initiation of behaviors. People always say they can't complete the jobs, they can't get to school, they can't get their resume completed, they can't find their car keys. Well, that's the residual effects. Then it stops working, you start getting depressed and you switch to something else.

1:12:12 Adam All right. On the other hand, you got some, you know, basically gimme gift job from your buddy, makes you stand around and watch Latin guys go up-siding all day. Where's Cory going? We'll have you smoke a blunt, call it a life.

1:12:26 Drew Whatever, we cannot judge.

1:12:27 Adam It's impossible.

1:12:28 Drew Impossible.

1:12:29 Adam I wish we could judge, unfortunately, mathematically, physically impossible to judge.

1:12:34 Drew I wish it was soft, impossible.

1:12:35 Adam We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.

1:12:42 Caller Love Line will be right back.

1:12:47 Adam Yeah, Love Line. Madam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number one eight hundred L O V E one nine one-er. All right.

1:12:58 Drew Duran Duran.

1:12:59 Adam Simon Le Bon still looks the same too. Yeah. I was hoping. I was always hoping he'd, you know, get all bloated and his hair would fall out and everything. But now, no, no such luck. All right. Ready to keep on keeping on? Yep. Speak to Paula, who's twenty six. Paula.

1:13:20 Drew Oh, no, no.

1:13:22 Oh, sorry.

1:13:23 Adam What's happening, Paula?

1:13:25 I'm just questioning Adam, I guess. Porn terminology. Boyfriend brings up the topic, the dirty Sanchez. And I don't want to look it up on the internet because I don't want to see what it is.

1:13:46 Drew I don't think that's really porn terminology. That's sort of a street terminology.

1:13:50 Adam Did she say dirty Sanchez? Almost sounds like she said Santa. It's a totally different thing. It does involve the sack.

1:13:57 Caller Does it?

1:13:57 Drew I'll tell you that. Nice, nice.

1:13:58 Adam I'll tell you Santa's.

1:13:59 Caller Yeah, little leg knocks.

1:14:01 Caller Oh boy.

1:14:02 Adam Yeah, the dirty. I don't like getting into this stuff because I think it's ridiculous and I don't think anyone ever does it. And I think they talk about it like they do it. I think there's something about putting your finger and rubbing it on the upper lip of the person. And there's a few of these out there. They're called things and the guys claim they do it and then they high five, but they never actually do. And I don't believe they ever did.

1:14:31 Drew Cartoon activity.

1:14:34 Adam Right, right. Plus, I find it demeaning and derogatory to my Hispanic brethren.

1:14:44 Drew He's talking about Señor Wences.

1:14:46 Adam Yeah. So that's all right. Yeah. Engineer Chris is half Mexican.

1:14:52 Yeah, I don't like this.

1:14:53 Adam I'm guessing that's the half that lives at home and goes to junior college. It's hard to tell.

1:14:57 Dare you.

1:14:58 Adam Yeah. Well, it can't be the Italian side, buddy. Come on. That's Leonardo da Vinci over there. Yeah. Yeah.

1:15:04 Let's get back to the car.

1:15:06 Adam You got the guy napping on a cactus, by the way, couldn't pick a better place to nap than leaning up against the cactus.

1:15:12 Drew What else can we lean against in Mexico?

1:15:14 Adam Well, I'd rather sleep on a iguana than a cactus. I'd still rather sleep on a rock than lean up against a cactus. All right. You got to be drunk, by the way, if you're going to fall asleep against a cactus. So, Paula. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what we've learned there, but it has something to do with putting a finger in the butt and rubbing on the upper lip. It's all just sort of BS. So I don't think anyone's ever done it. Victor.

1:15:39 Yeah.

1:15:40 Adam You're twenty three.

1:15:41 Yeah.

1:15:42 Adam What's up?

1:15:42 Drew Really?

1:15:44 Yeah.

1:15:46 Adam All right.

1:15:47 Drew Suspect.

1:15:47 Caller All right.

1:15:48 Adam Suspect because his his fourteen year old. Yeah. Change into a nineteen year old. Yeah. When you question him, when you ask him if he was twenty three.

1:15:56 Drew Right.

1:15:57 Caller All right.

1:15:59 Adam All right.

1:15:59 Drew Here we go. Or maybe not.

1:16:05 Caller Yeah. I got a question for Dr. Drew. Yeah. Do you know if there's any side effects to wearing a penis ring to make you last longer?

1:16:17 Drew You know, I was talking to the urologist about this, and he was saying they don't do a damn thing basically. You could, I suppose, cause priapism and some damage to the veins in there and things by having it too tight or on too long.

1:16:30 Adam Sustained erection?

1:16:31 Drew Yeah. You can have erections that become painful and can't go down.

1:16:36 Adam Well, if you take the ring off, though, the priapism is still remains.

1:16:39 Drew Yeah, but if you have trouble getting it off or something.

1:16:41 Adam Well, getting the ring off? Well, they have a, I mean, obviously, it serves a function because it wouldn't have made it millions of years. I mean, I'm sure like the Egyptians and the Greeks used to use something. Someone had, listen, 10 minutes after the Bronze Age kicked in, the C-ring, probably the first thing. That's probably how the wheel was invented. It's like, hey, look at this. Yeah, I called a C and some guy steps up and goes, it's wheel, it's a genius. And he goes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no. It's going on the car. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, no, no, I invented the wheel. Yeah, yeah. Let it be known.

1:17:23 Drew Yes.

1:17:24 Adam Yeah, I say the wheel was actually a C-ring.

1:17:27 Drew I think you're probably right.

1:17:29 Adam Yeah. I mean, that's what I would do, too.

1:17:31 Drew Well, the man would be apt to put his penis through something before he did anything else with it.

1:17:36 Adam Right. Hey, first. Yeah.

1:17:38 Drew First, it just flew off one day and rolled away.

1:17:40 Adam Yeah. They went, hey, the world's first wheel was a C-ring, big rock C-ring. But so so here's the thing. They have that thing that helps for erectile dysfunction, that mechanical device, that vacuum advice, vacuum device where you put it on, you know, suck all the air out of the chamber. It gives you an erection and then you snap the ring on.

1:18:02 Drew Yep. I have those. Yeah.

1:18:04 Adam Yeah. So obviously that does something.

1:18:07 Drew Yes.

1:18:08 Adam Yeah.

1:18:08 Drew That doesn't do nothing. It's just it's just something that, you know, it's not as like there've been lots of damages from that. You know what I'm saying? Any more trouble there.

1:18:16 Adam But Victor.

1:18:18 Caller Yeah.

1:18:20 Adam What do you what do you need one for?

1:18:23 Caller Not that I need one, but I'm just curious about lasting longer. I've had I've had a partner that we both our timing was pretty much the same. But I have another partner now and our timing is a little bit different. She thinks to last longer than I do. So I was just curious about that. I'm trying to explore ways to last a little bit longer.

1:18:47 Drew All right.

1:18:47 Adam Well, the I don't know that the C ring gets you that.

1:18:51 Drew Yeah, it really does. It gives you more to mess. It's more firmness during an erection, but doesn't necessarily make it last longer. And a lot of people don't understand that the erection is not caused by blood not getting out of the penis. It's by the arteries coming in, dilating up. And so the inflow, it's an imbalance of in to out that blows it up. So there's more going in, not necessarily less going out. Viagra works by causing more to go in.

1:19:16 Adam Right, but then once it gets in, it keeps it in.

1:19:20 Drew There's a little bit of that, but for the most part, what's going in is just more than what's coming out.

1:19:24 Adam Yeah, what's like any good business?

1:19:28 Drew That's right.

1:19:29 Adam That's a model for any business. Jessica?

1:19:32 Caller Yes?

1:19:33 Adam You're 20?

1:19:34 Caller Yep.

1:19:35 Drew You're in the OC?

1:19:36 Caller Yeah, I'm driving.

1:19:38 Adam What's going on? Do you live in Orange County?

1:19:41 Caller Yeah.

1:19:42 Adam There's really been put on the map lately.

1:19:44 Drew Isn't that weird? Yeah. I kind of grew up in Orange County. I grew up on the Go To Beach for the most part. And back then, it was much more to it. You know what I mean? There was more of a cultural identity to it than what they're actually putting on the map now.

1:20:02 Adam Why?

1:20:02 Drew What was going on? It was more beach and serve. It was a California experience. Not the rich and famous stuff that they got now going on TV.

1:20:12 Adam Hey, Jessica, you got a question for us?

1:20:16 Caller Yeah. Actually, I engaged in unprotected sex during my cycle and everything.

1:20:22 Adam That's how they do it in the OC.

1:20:24 Drew OC they do it only during menstrual flow?

1:20:26 Adam That's only exclusively. You have to wait till your lady's on her period before you have sex. That's a good time.

1:20:33 Caller Yeah.

1:20:33 All right.

1:20:37 Caller Hello?

1:20:37 Drew Yeah, I'm listening.

1:20:39 Caller I was just wondering actually what kind of percent chance is of someone getting pregnant if it's through that?

1:20:45 Drew Well, it's obviously less than mid cycle, but it's still possible.

1:20:48 Adam Yeah, but it just becomes sort of technically possible.

1:20:51 Drew But yeah, not you. You are smart. You'll take the morning after pill anyway, just to take the risk of down to the next next to nothing.

1:20:59 Adam Are you multi-orgasmic?

1:21:03 Caller In the past, but not like not on a constant basis or anything.

1:21:07 Drew What does that mean?

1:21:09 I have before I've had multiple orgasms before.

1:21:13 Adam But not with the current guy or?

1:21:16 Caller Yeah, I was the current guy, but it's not like all the time. It's like once every four months or something.

1:21:22 Adam Once every four months?

1:21:23 Caller Yeah.

1:21:24 Adam And once every four months, all of a sudden, you go from single shot derringer to a Gatlin gun?

1:21:35 Caller Really, it depends. Sometimes, yeah.

1:21:39 Drew You understand for a male, this is very confusing. We're just trying to get some clarity here.

1:21:42 Adam Yeah, I mean, I mean.

1:21:44 Caller You know, you're going for a while and you're into it. I don't know. Things are different. You know, can I face this, I guess?

1:21:50 Drew We don't know. That's why we're asking.

1:21:51 Adam No, but I mean, I'm guessing somebody who, you know, does it right, gets it on during the menstrual cycle is someone who's good to go. Do you know what I mean? Like, I guess one of the- Well, it's also one of those things where some women do it because many women have sex because it feels, you know, the intimacy feels good, but they're pleasing the man. They sort of enjoy pleasing the man. Yeah. So if you have someone who's having sex during the menses, that means they're into it.

1:22:26 Drew Yeah.

1:22:27 Adam Because that's all the, you know what I mean? That's like, you know, someone likes their job when they come in sick.

1:22:32 Drew Right.

1:22:33 Adam You have an excuse to stay home. If you didn't like your job, you would easily just call in and say, I ain't making it in.

1:22:41 Drew Ask her.

1:22:41 Adam But she likes her job.

1:22:43 Drew Yeah.

1:22:43 Adam Yeah.

1:22:43 Drew Is that right, Jessica? Is that you?

1:22:45 Adam Yeah.

1:22:46 Drew You like your job?

1:22:47 Caller Yes, I like my job.

1:22:49 Adam Are we actually talking about work now?

1:22:50 Drew I think so.

1:22:51 Adam Because I'm confused. Your job is to have sex? Yes. Yeah. Okay. That's your job.

1:22:57 Caller Fine.

1:22:59 Adam Wow. All right. You're hot too, aren't you baby? A little bit.

1:23:05 Caller I guess so.

1:23:06 Adam Yeah. Hot, free, orange county. Yeah. Young, living the life.

1:23:13 Caller Oh, man.

1:23:14 Adam What's your man do? Is he surf?

1:23:17 Caller He's a carpet care guy. He cleans carpets.

1:23:21 Drew Oh, Adam. He's another Adam Carolla. Yeah.

1:23:25 Adam I used to do that.

1:23:26 Caller I used to clean carpets.

1:23:28 Caller Where?

1:23:32 Drew Oh, it was Air Force base.

1:23:35 Adam Yeah. The floor mainly. Yeah, I would. I really had I was a rambling carpet cleaner because I'd be down at Edwards Air Force base like the Mojave Desert one day and then over at the Tony Romas in Pasadena the next day.

1:23:50 Caller Really?

1:23:51 Adam Oh, let me tell you something about cleaning carpets.

1:23:54 Drew I didn't realize that Tony Romas had been there long enough for you to be.

1:23:58 Adam Well, maybe I was at the Tony Romas on the west side. Look, here's the thing about cleaning carpets. Going to someone's house and cleaning their carpet suck. Going to a place that serves ribs all day. That carpet is a disaster and that stupid carpet one. The only good thing about carpet cleaning is once in a while, we'd get dumped off at a hamburger, or Hamlet, or some restaurant, the owner, the manager would just give you the keys, tell you to lock up. Because you'd have to go after.

1:24:28 Drew Would you be with Ray then?

1:24:30 Adam Yeah, I'd be with one of my carpet cleaning buddies. Ray? Ray, Chris, all my degenerate buddies. And you'd just go-

1:24:38 Drew Just a bacchanal in there.

1:24:39 Adam They'd just tell you to lock up.

1:24:41 Drew Did they come back and-

1:24:42 Adam No, it was a scene. It was like Caligula. It was just debauchery going on. It's awesome. Yeah, so it'd be 2.30 in the morning and Ray fired up the grill. I mean, actually, the grill happened. I'm opening that sliding. Let me tell you something that feels good, everyone. I'll tell you something that's liberating. You know, you go to those restaurants, used to be this old, sometimes diners and stuff have them where they have that dessert display case. Got that sliding glass thing.

1:25:10 Drew Oh, yeah. Got a mirror behind it.

1:25:12 Adam Big wedge of pie, big wedge of chocolate cake, the pudding, the cheesecake factory is kind of liberating, sliding that thing back, your own self and reaching into it. And then going over to the milk machine, the thing that just dispenses milk counterweight on it, just just top it off, just put your mouth under it.

1:25:30 Drew Yeah, it was an inventory the next day after you guys finished cleaning the carpet.

1:25:34 Adam They don't figure out how much milk they lost or how many hamburger patties were gone.

1:25:38 Drew How many pies?

1:25:39 Adam I'll tell you what, I'll tell you one. Once we cleaned this place called the Russian Tea Room in was in the Beverly Center or something, they left us alone at a full bar. So no, we got loaded. And I walked worked my way into the back of the kitchen after doing some good drinking and found some cream puffs, some like pastries, some like Italian pastries or something. Yeah, I opened a walk in refrigerator and found a bunch of pastries. And I remember eating them and giving them to the guys and everyone was drunk. And then I remember sort of, and then we split. And then the next day, my boss called me and gave me one of those, you know that thing, my stepmom would do it to me every once in a while, and my boss would do it. They know something, but they're not gonna let you know how much they know. They start poking around and you don't know how much they know. And you don't wanna lie to their face, but you don't wanna give anything away either. And they do this one. How'd the Russian Tea Room go last night? Good, good, good, good. If you say good, like 13 times, they know this show.

1:26:46 Caller Good, good, good, good, good.

1:26:49 Adam You guys-

1:26:49 Drew And then you get off real quick. Fantastic, so what's up?

1:26:51 Adam Yeah, so this one. You guys eat any pastries over there? And then I like the part where your memory is not so good. I may have had one, I may have had one. You know, I'm so busy working. It's hard to tell if you actually ate a cannoli or not. But why? Why? Yeah, maybe. Why? I found a case of cream puffs stuffed into the solution tank of one of the machines.

1:27:17 Drew What does that mean?

1:27:18 Adam Well, it means that my buddy Chris got drunk and was going to try to smuggle out a case of these pastries.

1:27:26 Drew And just forgot about them?

1:27:27 Adam And his idea was to shove it into the hopper tank of the machine and we could smuggle it out. How smart is that where all the chemicals go? Well, it was empty.

1:27:34 Drew But it was in the box.

1:27:36 Adam Yeah. And then, of course, he was drunk and he forgot that he stuffed it into the case. So when the boss cleaned out the van the following day, found a case of creme top puffs.

1:27:46 Drew Just for a second there, put yourself in the shoes of that boss. You got four JO guys going out and ripping stuff off.

1:27:53 Adam He's ripping us off.

1:27:54 Drew I know, but it's just a couple of 19-year-olds running around town and coming back with contraband and stuff.

1:28:02 Adam Listen, it was every man for himself.

1:28:04 Drew But, I mean, just imagine that guy, what he had to contend with. I mean, I'm sure, you know, he was no joy to be.

1:28:09 Adam No, he was a rip-off artist.

1:28:11 Drew Just think about what he was putting up with.

1:28:14 Adam Screw him, though. Yeah, I know. Listen, you're only gonna get criminals to clean carpets. I mean, when I went to Edwards Air Force Base, I went out there with a guy named Everlast from New York, not the guy from House of Pain, brother. And he didn't have a license. He was just smoking weed and driving a van miles an hour. That's about three weeks later. Our boss, delighted, by the way, let us hear a message on his message machine. It was Everlast calling from prison, in for murder, one to put up $50,000 bail, in which case the boss just laughed about it. Nice. So that was a joy. And I don't know if he's still in there or not. They just murdered a guy. Yeah, dropped me off at my house and then murdered someone.

1:28:59 Drew That's good times.

1:29:00 Adam And he was employee of the month.

1:29:03 Drew Hit his own parking place?

1:29:04 Adam Yeah, yeah. All right, let's take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.

1:29:12 Caller Thank you for calling Love Line.

1:29:14 Caller Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

1:29:26 Adam Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Love Line. Let's keep on keeping on.

1:29:34 Drew Is that The Killers? No, it's Green Day.

1:29:36 Adam No, it could be The Killers.

1:29:37 Caller I don't know, Drew.

1:29:39 Okay.

1:29:40 Adam I want to fire through some of these calls. Let's talk to the people in on Hold The Long Issue. Ryan?

1:29:46 Yeah.

1:29:47 Adam Uh-oh. You're 19, you want to propose to your girlfriend on the air?

1:29:51 Caller Yes, I do. How dare you? I've been with you all night. Yeah. Yeah, I just want to say we've been together for like three years now. I've been dying to ask you this question for about...

1:30:03 Drew No, no, you're 19, you're not getting married. No, uh-uh. Well, hold on. Sorry.

1:30:07 Caller Hold on.

1:30:08 Adam Uh-uh, I've been drinking this wine Simon Le Bon brought me.

1:30:11 Drew He lives in Riverside, he's 19, he's not getting married. No way.

1:30:15 Adam He can propose and then they can get married in six years.

1:30:19 Drew I am an objector to this marriage.

1:30:21 Adam All right.

1:30:21 Drew Go ahead.

1:30:23 Caller Well, what's your objection to it?

1:30:24 Drew You're too young.

1:30:26 Caller Well, well, yeah.

1:30:28 Drew Oh yeah, well that, well that, yeah.

1:30:29 Adam Well, let's hear about what's going on with your life.

1:30:32 Drew He was making the proposal.

1:30:33 Adam Oh, sorry.

1:30:34 Caller Well, we've been together for about three years now. We never fight. I mean, we've clicked right away. We have so much fun together and I just can't imagine my life without her. All right. Going into the Coast Guard at some point in time. And I wanted to ask her this before I left.

1:30:49 Adam Is she listening?

1:30:51 Caller Yeah, she listens every night. She loves you guys.

1:30:53 Adam Oh, well, she can't be all bad.

1:30:56 Drew Yeah. When is you're going into the Coast Guard?

1:30:59 Caller Since I turned 20. It's on the 3rd. I'm going to go into the office and check it out.

1:31:04 Drew On March 3rd?

1:31:05 Caller Yeah.

1:31:07 Drew Is she proposing now for something you haven't even enrolled for?

1:31:10 Adam Well, she's going to go to the Coast Guard and check it out. Now, why didn't she check it out earlier? Don't you just have to be 18 to go to the Coast Guard?

1:31:18 Caller I never really heard about it and then I started watching shows about it and it just really interested me.

1:31:24 Adam Hold on a second. Obviously, the boy has a clear cut plan and you cannot argue with this kind of recipe for success, Duran.

1:31:31 Drew Yes, yes. You've got it well thought out and what are you going to do?

1:31:34 Adam Well, obviously, the guy is practically a millionaire. I give it my blessing and say not only Mauseltov but Huzzah. I like that better in hurray.

1:31:46 Drew Yeah, Huzzah is good.

1:31:47 Adam Hurray sounds gay.

1:31:48 Drew Yeah.

1:31:49 Adam Hip hip.

1:31:49 Drew Huzzah.

1:31:50 Adam Hurray. That's gay. But hip hip. Huzzah. Sounds like you're ready to go to war.

1:31:54 Drew Or like you're Ben Franklin.

1:31:57 Adam So, Ryan, here's the thing. You can propose to her. What is her name?

1:32:04 Caller Stephanie.

1:32:06 Adam Stephanie. You can propose to Stephanie, but there'll be no actual marriage until you get your future shorted out just a little bit.

1:32:15 Caller OK. I'll remember your words of wisdom.

1:32:17 Adam Please. Yes.

1:32:18 Drew Well, if you don't, Stephanie, well, she'll put a stop to this.

1:32:20 Adam You're heading to the Coast Guard office to check things out.

1:32:23 Drew Yeah, it's not exactly a recipe for a future.

1:32:26 Adam No, that's right up there with I'm thinking about putting an application in it, the hot dog on a stick.

1:32:34 Drew Or I'm going to be an astronaut pirate. Yeah, it's the same range.

1:32:38 Adam Right. All right. So, Ryan, go ahead and propose.

1:32:43 Caller Stephanie, they've got, they'll get so please.

1:32:45 Adam The guy's going to meander into a recruiting office in a couple of weeks and check it out. The only thing worse than being in the Coast Guard is checking out being in the post. Right? Coast Guard, right?

1:32:59 Drew Yeah?

1:33:00 Caller Yeah.

1:33:01 Adam Ah, Drew. Now we got to take a break.

1:33:03 Drew All right, here we go.

1:33:04 Adam All right, we'll be right back after this.

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1:33:51 Adam Not entertaining. Hey, everybody! That's it. I want to thank Simon Le Bon for coming in here and being a delight, always a delight, bringing some nice wine. I want to thank Daniel Nisimoff for, or Nisimoff for coming in here.

1:34:07 Drew And winning the iPod.

1:34:08 Adam Yeah, calling in and winning that shuffle. I don't know why I'm thanking him. We're giving him a free goddamn iPod.

1:34:15 Drew There you go.

1:34:16 Adam Yeah, he should kiss our ass. But the point is, he's got it, and we're out of here. So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.

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