Episode 1000665509743

0:56 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Sexually oriented content.

1:06 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:08 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. This is Loveline.

1:16 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:19 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. When we do the best stuff, we get to stay home. For me, I get to stare at the TiVo and get drunk. For Drew, he gets to follow his kids around and live his life vicariously through the eyes of three young, beautiful triplets. So, and you guys get the best of Loveline. So, without any further ado, here it is. The best of Loveline.

1:47 Hey, everybody.

1:48 Adam Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Drew's telling me how he's going to set up surveillance cameras in his house. Let's get started 13 and try to catch them.

1:58 Drew 15.

1:59 Adam 13 to 15. Yeah.

2:01 Drew That's why I'm starting building them out.

2:02 Adam Yeah. Give them an eating disorder, Drew. Let them grow. Let me tell you something, man. If you love something, you set it free, man. If it comes back, then it's true love. You know what I'm saying?

2:14 Drew Yeah.

2:15 Adam You got to love someone enough to set them free. Know what I'm saying?

2:18 Drew Wonderful they'll get far enough away from the 70s.

2:20 Adam I don't know. Did you ever set anyone free? They never come back.

2:23 Drew Of course not.

2:24 Adam Yeah. It's called getting dumped, by the way. Or fired or whatever one of that.

2:28 Yeah.

2:29 Adam Set them free.

2:30 Drew Terminating.

2:30 Yeah.

2:32 Adam You usually actually set people free because you don't love them that much. That's usually how it works.

2:36 Drew Yeah. That's the whole point.

2:38 Court? Yep.

2:40 Adam You're 22?

2:42 Caller Yeah.

2:43 Adam Yeah. So, you're Mormon and your wife's Mormon.

2:48 Caller Yeah.

2:49 Adam And you're both virgins.

2:50 Caller Yep.

2:51 Drew And your wife went to see the gynecologist, right?

2:54 Caller She did.

2:55 Drew Yeah. And she did. Well, how did the gynecologist know about the size of your penis?

3:00 Adam Well, she didn't.

3:00 Caller She told her.

3:02 Drew She told her. What did she tell her?

3:04 Caller She said that it is... Well, I guess she pulled out a sighting chart or whatever.

3:08 Drew Yeah, that's why I know this is totally bogus.

3:11 Adam Of course. Now, this is bogus, buddy.

3:12 Caller This is... I swear. Alright.

3:15 Adam I believe you.

3:16 Caller The gynecologist gave her tools, I guess, what you would call them, said, I want you to use these and this will help, you know, get you ready for sex. Alright. I believe you.

3:26 Drew Yeah. Well, what did she give you?

3:28 Caller She gave her a little plastic.

3:30 Drew Plastic drill. Plastic, acrylic, acrylic sizers.

3:34 Caller They look kind of like syringes because they don't have the tip on the end and they start small and get bigger and bigger.

3:38 Drew Right. There's acrylic.

3:40 Yeah.

3:41 Adam It's a wedge.

3:42 Drew Yeah.

3:43 Adam Good for splitting wood.

3:44 Drew Oh, that's good.

3:45 Caller Alright.

3:46 Adam Well, there you go.

3:48 Caller I guess she said the biggest one is still wasn't quite as big.

3:52 Adam That's nice.

3:53 Caller Oh, boy.

3:54 Adam I tell you, if you can be bigger than the biggest crotch stretcher, that's a feather in your cap. You know what I mean?

4:02 Drew Yeah.

4:03 Adam It's like they don't make underpants my size, sweetie pea. That's nice. Yeah, it's nice when you go, you know, it's like, oh, yeah, I know condoms. I can't buy them off the shelf. I gotta have them made.

4:16 Drew custom condom.

4:17 Adam custom condom.

4:17 Drew That's the new label. custom condom.

4:22 Adam Oh, how does it work? They take an impression. There's a fluffer. You just drop it in a wax mold. It can burn a little bit, but they do it. And then they do what? A negative mold. And then they dump the plaster Paris into that. And then they end up dumping the acrylic over that.

4:40 Drew It's one of the ways.

4:42 Adam It's about a four-step process.

4:43 Drew They used to make vaginas when they mailed the female transsexuals. They'd have them sit on these acrylic devices.

4:53 Adam Oh, and they were going to yoke them out?

4:56 Drew Yeah.

4:57 Adam Yeah, auger them out. Yoke them. Good times. Alright, so his wife's doing the thing.

5:03 Drew That's good.

5:04 Adam And little Lube wouldn't hurt?

5:08 Caller We tried plenty of Lube. We've been up to a bottle and a half of Astro Glide.

5:12 Adam Why didn't you have to go on your mission if you're Mormon?

5:16 Caller Well, I decided not to. You don't have to go.

5:19 Drew Really?

5:20 Caller Yeah, I elected not to go.

5:22 Drew Oh, did you have your spot sort of picked out?

5:26 Caller Yeah, I actually had my mission call and everything. And then...

5:28 Drew Where are we going to go?

5:30 Caller I was going to go to the Ukraine. Wow.

5:33 Drew That would be interesting.

5:34 Adam What's going on? You guys can eat pig alright, right?

5:38 Caller Yeah, we can eat pig.

5:40 Adam Yeah, alright. See? It all makes sense.

5:42 Drew What, you know, with Joe Smith reading the tablets out of a hat?

5:49 Adam Well, here's the whole thing about religion. Religion is like a blonde chick who's going by on a motorcycle. You go, wow, smoking hot chick just went by on a motorcycle. And if you get up close on up to it, like they stop and you walk around, you find out it's a dude most of the time. Or at least they have bad skin and crooked teeth and stretch marks. Better they just keep moving. just keep moving. If you examine it, that's when it gets a little bad.

6:16 Drew Well, or as they say...

6:17 Adam Mormons, great. You start talking about Smith and his methods and what he did. You start scratching beneath the surface. It gets a little dicey.

6:26 Drew As they said in South Park, which was, if you can't... The Mormon child in the South Park episode said he has a good life, loves his family, has a church to the spouse, is good things. And so you have a problem with how that got started.

6:39 Adam Yeah.

6:39 Drew Go to hell.

6:40 Adam That's right. All right. We'll see you there. Jeff, I just want to know how you can all be right. How can all of you be right? Or all be wrong.

6:49 Drew You know what I mean?

6:50 Adam Well, you're all... I mean, you're all right. The Mormons, the Jews, Islam, it's all... They're all right.

6:57 Drew The Mormons, Buddhists and hindus.

6:58 Adam All right. Everyone's right. Everyone's right. You're all right. Think about that for a minute.

7:04 Drew Well, but the Christians were clear that everyone else is wrong. Everyone else going to hell.

7:09 Adam So great. Jeff, all I want is please everyone with the reverence for these nut jobs, these mental patients known as fundamentalists. just let's start verbally abusing them, please.

7:21 Drew Do you know that fundamentalism only exists in certain countries? And America is one of the few where there is such a thing as fundamentalism.

7:26 Adam Here's all I'm saying.

7:27 Drew You don't see fundamentalism in Switzerland.

7:29 Adam You know how we freely make fun of fat people in this culture? Let's take some of that and turn it toward the religious folk. That's all. They deserve to be laughed at. That's all. Let's stop nodding our heads and pretending like we respect whatever the retarded ideology is. Jeff? Yeah. You're 22?

7:49 Drew But not so much the retarded ideology. Let's let people have their own retarded ideology. But let's not excuse every sin as soon as you bring up God. You know what I'm saying?

7:58 Adam Yeah.

7:59 Drew I'm a drug addict. I'm abusing my interns or whatever. I'm going to ask for forgiveness. Oh, good. Thank you.

8:07 Adam just everyone, shut your goddamn pie holes when it comes to your own retarded faith. Please, just shut your pie hole. Jeff?

8:16 Drew Yeah.

8:16 Adam Go ahead. And I'm not done. No chains, no outfits, no nothing. just nothing. Go ahead.

8:24 Caller Are you ready for my question? Yeah.

8:26 Adam Yes, we are.

8:28 Caller I've been married for four years now and I love my wife very, very, very much. And we live with my in-laws, which is unfortunate for me. And we're looking to get our own place only in Southern California. It's really, really hard. Departments are really expensive and I'm a full-time truck driver. I make decent money, but it takes two incomes to get a place, you know, and she works part-time and goes to school and she goes to school more than she works. And that's fine. You know, I want her to pursue what it is that she wants.

8:59 Adam And wait a second. She goes to school more than she works?

9:03 Caller Yeah. She just did more.

9:05 Come on, Biden. Hold on a second.

9:07 Adam She goes to school more than she works.

9:08 Caller I wasn't paying attention.

9:10 All right.

9:11 Adam Let's try this one more time. She goes to school more than she works.

9:15 Caller Uh-huh.

9:16 Adam There you go. Fifth time's the charm. Jeff? Yeah. You drive trucks.

9:23 Caller Yeah.

9:24 Adam 18-wheeler?

9:25 Caller Yeah.

9:26 Adam And how much do you make? because I was thinking about this the other day. I really was thinking about being a truck driver.

9:32 Caller I make about $700, $800 a week.

9:35 Adam $700, $800 a week. And where are you going?

9:38 Caller Anywhere the road takes me. I work mainly in California, Arizona, and Nevada.

9:44 Adam $700, $800 a week. Seems like you could do a little better than that, drive an 18-wheeler.

9:49 Caller Yeah, that's what I thought.

9:51 Adam Nothing, huh?

9:53 Caller Yeah.

9:53 Drew I mean, it's still $40,000 a year.

9:56 Caller Yeah.

9:57 Adam I just thought truck drivers, it's gonna be more like $1,000, $1,200 a week. You're, I mean, you're working long weeks, right?

10:05 Caller Yeah, I get off about a day a week and that's about it. Okay. All right.

10:09 Adam So you drive, is there a, can you move up? Can you get some sort of a hazardous material license or something, get certified?

10:16 Caller Oh, yeah, I have all that stuff, all the endorsements.

10:19 Caller All right.

10:19 Adam And still, you know, I mean, he's making 13 bucks an hour or something.

10:25 Drew Should he make it 50,000?

10:26 Caller Well, I've only been doing this for about eight months now.

10:28 Caller All right.

10:29 Adam I know it seems like more than 13, but what I mean is he's probably working 55, 60 hours a week driving all over.

10:35 Caller Okay.

10:35 Adam Anyway.

10:36 Caller All right.

10:36 Adam You're going to make more money. She's going to make more money. You're living at home. You want to move out to Southern California. Everything's too expensive.

10:43 Caller Yeah. And I, you know, I told her that, you know, maybe if she stopped going to school right now and worked a little more with both our incomes, we could get our own place.

10:52 Drew I understand you can't have an apartment on $50,000 a year.

10:54 Adam Then why can't you get an apartment?

10:56 Caller It's just so expensive to move out. You know, you got to, you know, apartments like $1,000, $1,200. And then they want security posits that's almost, you know, the same as the first month's rent. And then you got to get all your utilities hooked up. So we're looking at least three grand to move out, you know, just to get started.

11:11 Adam Well, here's what she got to do. Is she going to junior college?

11:15 Caller Yeah. She's done. Community college.

11:16 Adam Get her out of there. No, don't call community.

11:18 Drew What kind of work is she doing?

11:20 Caller What's that?

11:21 Drew What kind of work is she doing?

11:22 Caller She's trying to get into pathology.

11:27 Adam What kind of work?

11:28 Drew What kind of work is she doing?

11:29 Adam What's she doing now?

11:30 Caller She works at a department store.

11:32 Adam Okay. All right. Here's your plan. You ready?

11:34 Drew What do you think we get into pathology? I got to know what that means.

11:39 Adam He thinks pathology. He means like he looks himself as a pathologist because he drives on a paved road.

11:47 Caller A paved road.

11:49 Adam I think he just means, I think he just means like leading campers.

11:52 Drew I just got to know.

11:53 Caller All right.

11:54 Adam Jeff?

11:54 Caller Yeah.

11:55 Adam Pathology?

11:57 Caller I don't know. Something like that. Crime scene, you know, something CSI. I don't know. Something along those lines.

12:03 Drew Crime investigator.

12:04 Adam Okay.

12:05 Drew Crime scene investigator. All right.

12:06 Adam So here's the plan. Get her out of that junior college. She goes to work. Maybe she just goes, here's the beauty about junior college. You're never graduating, so it doesn't matter when you leave or when you come back. It's an open door. Remember, remember in the old Mayberry series?

12:25 Drew Open door policy.

12:27 Adam Remember the old Mayberry series, Otis, the town drunk?

12:31 Drew Yes.

12:32 Adam No, that's Floyd the Barber.

12:33 Drew That's right.

12:34 Adam Otis, the town drunk, would just let himself into in and out of it. He'd come in after a night of drinking, he'd walk in, he'd walk right into a cell and slam the door right in front. That's what junior college is. Don't worry that cell door will be open. You stagger in drunk whenever you want. Do it in your 40s, do it in your 80s. It doesn't matter. You can leave at any time. There's no punishment. There's no window that ever closes. Average age at a junior college is 85.

13:01 Drew It's just like there's a course of study you got to complete in a certain period of time. There's nothing like that there.

13:05 Adam No. My mom went to Valley College. You know what she majored in? Walking in a circle and waiting to die.

13:13 Drew She did it great. She's excelled.

13:15 Adam They would just walk. It would be hurt. They would just keep walking in a circle until people fell.

13:20 Drew Once in a while would they yell, freak out?

13:25 Adam seriously, you know what my mom's major was at Valley College? Chicano Studies.

13:32 Drew Chris, what's wrong with that?

13:34 Adam What's wrong with it? She looks like Tom Petty. That's what's wrong with it. She's got blue eyes and limped straight hair. She's like, God, if she walks near a sundial, she gets sunburned. The sun, she's got to wear a pantomime hat.

13:51 Drew So Whitey doesn't deserve to study Chicano. Whatever she wants to study. That's fine.

13:54 Adam Listen, here's what I'm saying.

13:55 Drew Wait, there's something reflected here, Mr. Sorry, buddy.

13:59 Adam Look, all I'm saying is nothing wrong with the Chicanos.

14:03 Drew Wait, Chris, do you mean you've decided what your course of study is going to be?

14:06 No, mine is Communications.

14:07 Drew No, I know, but you remembered the other day I ran into you on Starbucks. What?

14:11 Adam What happened?

14:11 Drew I think it's going to be Math. He was studying. He was getting advice on what courses he was supposed to. I could tell that's what he was doing.

14:17 Adam Yeah. I don't know. Who is he talking to?

14:21 Drew The guy from The Karate Kid. The coach. The coach.

14:25 Adam You were talking to Mr. Miyagi?

14:27 Drew Yes. That's who he was talking to.

14:29 Adam Who's? Am I high? What's going on?

14:31 That's not Mr. Miyagi.

14:32 Drew Does he not look like that? No.

14:35 Adam Oh, look. There's any balding Asian guy who's over 65 and over 180 pounds. Looks like Mr. Miyagi. Let's face it.

14:44 Drew That's not who you were talking to?

14:45 Adam No. Drew, did you really think he was talking to the sensei from The Karate Kid?

14:49 Drew But he looked a lot like him. Or at least he did. The respect that Chris was showing him, which I've not ever seen in this studio, was reminding me of that sort of an interaction.

14:57 Adam Here's all I'm saying. Your wife drops out of junior college and don't call it community college, call it junior college. It makes it easier to turn your back on. She goes to work and you guys move out. You get a place. Here's the whole thing about all that. Save up a few bucks and move out. No one is ever really ready to move out. You just move out. You make it work. Let me impart a little philosophy on everybody. I'm going to say this to you, Drew. Am I boring you, Drew? Yes. Go ahead.

15:25 Drew because you're yawning.

15:27 Adam Here's the deal. Chris, listen up, buddy. I'm here. Okay. People spend their lives sort of not overextending themselves. Like, I don't want to move out until I'm totally ready. That car, that car is about 80 bucks a month too expensive for me. I don't want to do this. I don't want to do that. Here's the thing. Go ahead and do it and let it motivate you. I know Drew thinks I'm irresponsible.

15:53 Drew No, no, no. Actually, you know what?

15:54 Adam You want to move out?

15:55 Drew You know what?

15:55 Adam You'll pay the bills.

15:56 Drew This is what happened when we moved in our house. Is that exactly what I say to you? just do it. just do it. Let me, let me, let me. To me, and somebody else said to me exactly what you're saying. They said, you know what? just you ought to challenge yourself and see if you can do it. I thought, wow, I've never thought of that kind of move in those terms.

16:11 Adam Look, I will say this to everybody who's thinking about buying, who's been renting for the last 20 years. I have my electrician, Jose, bought himself a house in like Sun Valley. He's got a family and a whole bit. Came to me about three years ago. He said, Hefe. Calls me the Hefe.

16:27 Drew I have seen that.

16:28 Adam I like that. Yeah, he said, I got this house. It's out in Sun Valley. It needs some work. I'm thinking about buying, but I'm not sure because of the payment. I said, do it. just do it. just do it. just go get it. just go get it. And he said, well, I don't know. I'm really worried because I don't. I said, when have you not paid your rent? When have you not made your monthly payment? You always do. You always figure it out. You always, you know, as a human, you fantasize about failing much more than you actually ever fail. Drew, you spent a whole life creating elaborate fantasies about failure, yet you never fail. And that's only maybe you use it as a motivational tool. But it's always, how am I going to do this? Can I afford the car? You didn't want to get the car. You enjoy the car, but you didn't want the car. Now, I know the house, kind of enjoy the house. No, you put the challenge in front and you step up. That's the kind of person you are. You're not you're not some skid row junkie. You're a person who takes care of business. And I told this to Jose, the electrician. I said, get the house and you'll make it work. You'll figure it out. Believe me, you'll thank me. And every time I see the guy now, when I'm not yelling at him to put stuff in, he cursed me because his wife left him. He's destitute.

17:36 Drew He's got the damn house now.

17:37 Adam Actually wonder if he could crash in my van. No, he says to me, first off, he bought the house for like 118 grand. It's worth 400 now, which is a nice chunk of change. When you don't have anything in the bank, number one. And he just says, you're right. I just made the payment, just like I made the payment at the apartment. I worked a little harder. I figured out it motivated me and it's easy. I don't even know why I even thought about it. I hear people hemming and hawing about buying a condo or a house or car goes on and on and on. The calendar pages fly by, 10 years goes by. Everything just goes up. That's right. Forget it. just go do it and you'll make it work. Challenge yourself. I'm not saying go over Niagara Falls in a barrel. I'm saying move out of your in-laws house, get an apartment, you'll pay the bills. That's it. You roll your sleeves up.

18:22 Caller All right.

18:22 Adam Now I got a nap and beat off.

18:23 Drew Now we got a call.

18:24 Caller Now.

18:27 Drew Colleen, 17.

18:28 Adam Colleen.

18:29 Hi.

18:30 Adam What's up, baby doll?

18:33 My mom's addicted to Vicodin and Valium.

18:36 Adam Yeah.

18:36 Drew Good times.

18:37 Yeah.

18:37 Caller Great times.

18:39 She's had seizures from it before and like.

18:43 Drew That's bad.

18:43 Adam You have seizures from the withdrawal or what?

18:45 Drew From Valium, yeah.

18:46 Adam The Valium withdrawal or just from the Valium?

18:48 Drew The Valium withdrawal.

18:50 Adam All right.

18:51 Drew And what's the question?

18:52 Caller It kind of freaks me out and I'm really worried about her.

18:55 So.

18:55 Drew Yeah, you should be. She been through treatment?

18:58 No.

18:58 Drew She has to go to treatment. This is not something that's going to. I wrote a book. I wrote a book. No, no, listen. I wrote a book about this exact situation called When Pain Killers Become dangerous. And it's much more of a medical book, a sort of a specific discussion of exactly why this happens, how it happens, how you treat it, how you get somebody into treatment. I wrote it with a bunch of doctors with the Hazelton Organization, When Pain Killers Become dangerous. But Adam, earlier I was going to say something about-

19:25 Adam Well, wait a minute, where can she find the book?

19:26 Drew Amazon or most bookstores should be able to order for you, but Amazon is fine.

19:30 Adam What's it called again?

19:31 Drew When Pain Killers Become dangerous.

19:33 All right.

19:34 Drew Okay.

19:35 Okay.

19:35 Drew But-

19:36 Adam What should Colleen do? That's it?

19:38 Drew Hang on a second. Let me make a comment about-

19:39 Adam Palatine?

19:40 Drew No, let me finish my thought for a second. It was referring back to that crazy guy that was creating the chaos, the white threat. Colleen should go to Al-Anon or some sort of 12-step codependency treatment process and find an addiction specialist in your area who can maybe refer you to a treatment center. She'll need to be detoxed in a hospital. But I was thinking about this guy and his chaos. I know he's a jackass. That guy that was dating the ex-girlfriend and the Stephanie, remember Stephanie, a few calls ago. And I thought to myself, this is a statement, and I smell addiction to there too. I farted. Yeah. And I heard a great, great definition to have a difference between an addict and an alcoholic. An alcoholic will steal your money. An addict will steal your money and then come back the next day and help you look for it. You're good.

20:29 Adam Hold on a second. Chris. There you go.

20:33 Drew That was the best one. Yeah.

20:35 Adam By the way, that's one of those ones, by the way, where you go, yeah. Oh, yeah. And then you walk away and you go, what the eff is he? What is it? Maybe.

20:43 Drew Think, think.

20:43 Adam I don't know, but it's solid.

20:45 Drew It's good.

20:45 Adam No, it's like, it's good, but it's not so good that you know why it's good. It's just good.

20:50 Drew It just is a subtle, you know, any addict will start, will lie. All addicts lie. So alcoholics, they all lie. But the addict, as opposed to the alcoholic, goes, takes it, he takes it to the, the almost absurd sociopath. Yeah. They're not sociopaths because when the addictions get better, they stop all that stuff.

21:06 Adam Okay. Hold on a second. What? Yes?

21:08 Drew I could picture that.

21:08 Adam Yeah.

21:13 Drew Picture it.

21:14 Adam As you focus, hold on a second. Let me say something. When you've mastered the ah-hahs, then we could move in to the casual yes-ands in the conversation. You know what I mean? Like, I see. I see.

21:31 Drew I see. Hold it. I mastered the uh-huh.

21:33 Adam No, no, no. We've not begun to master the uh-huh. We need at least, I'll tell you, we need a good like eight clean uh-huhs.

21:43 Drew Uh-huhs or uh-huhs?

21:46 Caller Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

21:48 Adam We need about a good eight, good clean eight ones. And then, then we can start getting to the, oh, I see. See what I'm saying?

21:57 Drew Got it.

21:57 Adam All right, you ready to rock?

21:58 Drew Let's go.

21:59 Caller Let's move on.

22:00 Adam Kristen? Uh-huh. Wait a minute.

22:04 Caller Mm-hmm or uh-huh?

22:09 Drew Well, there we go.

22:10 Caller There we are.

22:11 Drew Hi. What's up, Kristen?

22:12 Yeah.

22:13 Caller Hi.

22:13 Drew What's happening?

22:15 Yeah.

22:17 Caller I'm sorry. I'm getting a little background.

22:19 Drew Okay. Go ahead.

22:20 Caller Okay. I have a question for Dr. Drew. I am a student at the University of Colorado, and I was actually kind of inspired to call from a caller that called in a little while ago asking about Adderall. I was diagnosed when I was 15 with ADHD, and they had me on Adderall for the longest time, and I started abusing it. I'm pretty sure that they had me on a drug right now called Stratera. Supposedly, it's the only drug they have out there for ADHD that's not a stimulant, and I don't think-

22:51 Drew Well, I've seen people abuse Stratera, so I don't let my patients use Stratera. I don't. Now, it's mild and it's not supposed to, but I've seen it over and over again, and it's a problem.

23:05 Adam All right. Let's take a little break.

23:07 Drew Yeah. Are we good? Yeah. I'd like to hear what else.

23:10 Adam That's enough.

23:11 Drew Kristen has to say, but if you are an addict, you should not be on Stem and it's period. You should be in a 12-step program. You should be dealing with the addiction, and magically, a lot of your stuff will get better. ADD, ADHD, and the setting of addiction is routine. Pretty much all addicts have ADD, ADHD symptoms. Liz, hi.

23:27 Adam You're 16?

23:29 Caller Yeah.

23:29 Adam Your boyfriend cheated?

23:32 Caller Yeah, he kissed this woman. She's like 30.

23:35 Caller Oh.

23:36 Caller Yeah. His mom?

23:38 Adam Yeah, a woman. How old is he?

23:41 Caller How old is he?

23:41 Caller He's 18.

23:43 Caller So, I mean, I can understand you. That's pretty tempting, and I know how he is. He's pretty, you know, he's, he's flirtatious, you know, and I was just thinking, am I stupid for, you know, still being with him? I talked to his sister and she even said, she's like, you know what, he really feels something for you. And like, even before we got together, we were like best friends. We were just great together, you know?

24:02 Adam He was standing next to her at the dry erase board.

24:04 I feel his heart.

24:06 Adam You picture the sheep.

24:08 Drew What? How does he mean? He's making out with a 30 year old?

24:10 Adam Wait a second. Well, we're going to figure out how Liz figured out her 18 year old boyfriend. I got a little kissy kissy on a 30 year old. And, you know, it's weird, but if you're young, the adult thing is kind of like you get a little bit of a pass. Little bit.

24:26 Drew It's not really with somebody?

24:28 Adam You wouldn't say no. I mean, you know what I'm saying? For a guy.

24:33 Drew It has no reproductive potential.

24:35 Adam No, it's just if you're 18 and your girlfriend's 16 and you start diddling one of her 16 or 17 year old friends, you're screwed. If you do it with like someone who's like the man, I mean, mom's like, here's the deal. When you're 16, remember what you thought? How old were 30 year olds when you were 16? A 130?

24:55 Drew Yeah.

24:55 Adam 700?

24:56 Drew Yeah.

24:57 Adam Like Mark Twain?

24:58 Drew Yeah.

24:58 Adam Age? Like you're 30. Let me tell you something. So when did you graduate high school? You've been out of high school for 14 years? Forget about it. You're done. 12 years. Here's the whole thing. You could fathom people. Here's how it went. When you're 16, there's people that graduated last year. There are people that graduated the year before that. You can go back like two years and then there's your mom and dad's friends. Well, it just jumps up.

25:26 Drew Then that's, oh my God, look how everyone's dressed. Oh my God.

25:28 Adam You're just old. You go, graduate the year before, graduate the year before that, dad's friend from work. That's golf buddy. So the idea that you can get on with one of those people, I think you get a pass. Drew, I mean, Chris, am I right?

25:45 Drew And Chris, did you see how I did that?

25:47 Caller See that?

25:48 Drew Yeah. Taking notes?

25:50 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll get back with Liz and her cheating beau after this. Oh, I was just complaining.

26:15 Drew No, really?

26:16 Adam Hey, Drew, have you heard that before?

26:18 Drew You complain?

26:19 Adam Have you heard it?

26:21 Drew I'm thinking. I'm sort of confused by the question even.

26:25 Adam One time, Merrill and I went out to eat, and I ordered an iced tea, and it brought me Diet Coke. And then I said to you, boy, I wish I'd had the iced tea. I wish it brought me the iced tea, but I still drank the Diet Coke.

26:42 Drew Yeah, that was the most I've ever heard you complain.

26:44 Adam Yeah, that was it.

26:44 Drew That was it.

26:45 Adam Remember that time? I think we were on the road. I'm sure we were in Cincinnati or where we were.

26:49 Drew Yeah, probably Cincinnati.

26:49 Adam About eight or nine years ago.

26:51 Drew Yeah, I can barely remember, but it was such a standout experience.

26:55 Adam It sounds familiar, right?

26:55 Drew Yeah, having you complain was just, I mean, I was so shocked that I remember to this day.

27:00 Adam Yeah, that was the only time.

27:02 Drew Yeah.

27:02 Adam Okay. Hey, everybody, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Back to the phones we go. We're gonna speak to Liz, who's calling from beautiful Kanoka Park. By the way, 71 degrees out there. Liz? Okay, so your boyfriend's 18, and he kissed a woman, a 30-year-old.

27:21 Caller Yeah.

27:21 Adam And how do you know?

27:24 Caller He told me, because he...

27:24 Adam He told you. Yeah, I was about to say, he told.

27:26 Caller Yeah.

27:26 Adam because you can do that.

27:28 Caller Yeah, he actually broke up with me before he told me, and he lied to me. He said that it was because he's going to work and school and all this, and he's like, you know, I don't think it's fair, that I'm not gonna have time for you, blah, blah, blah. And then later, a few days later, he came over and just admitted it to me.

27:43 Drew And the reason he broke up was that he'd been making out with a 30 year old.

27:46 Adam Oh, he'd missed. He said kissed.

27:48 Caller Yeah, he kissed her once.

27:50 Drew Yeah, well, let's interpret that.

27:52 Adam I'm picturing a four hour 69 session. That's me.

27:59 Drew What's he doing with a 30 year old?

28:02 Adam Do they work together?

28:04 Caller No, his roommate, it's his roommate's best friend.

28:08 Drew How old is his roommate?

28:10 Caller His roommate is like 30 something. He lives with his family.

28:14 Drew What?

28:15 Adam She's living with his family?

28:17 Caller No, he's living with the roommate's family. She's like 30 years old and she has kids and stuff.

28:24 Adam What's wrong with him? Why is he living with them?

28:28 Caller Oh, because he just moved out of his house and he needed a-

28:30 Drew Oh, hold on, Adam. He's living with a 30 year old family because he moved out.

28:35 Adam He moved out.

28:36 Caller He moved out of his house.

28:38 Drew Oh, his house. Okay, got it.

28:39 Adam Slow down, slow down. He moved out of his house.

28:44 Drew And he moves in and pays rent. Got that? Slow down, slow down, slow down. He moved out of his house and he moved into hers.

28:53 Adam Why did he- Okay. So I got it now. Why did he move out of his house at 18?

29:00 Caller His family gives him a lot of problems, like they're into his business and like it's too much, you know, so he just decided to move out and he's just renting a room.

29:09 Adam I'm guessing his business is stuff that they should be into because it's probably not good.

29:15 Caller Illegal. Yeah.

29:16 Drew And how did he end up with a 30-year-old family?

29:20 Caller Oh, because she had an ad in the newspaper and she was...

29:24 Adam Wow.

29:24 Drew And now he's sleeping. He's sleeping with her friend. That's weird.

29:27 Adam He's not sleeping. It's just kissing.

29:29 Caller Yeah. I'm sure he didn't because I know him pretty good. I know that he can lie to me. I know when he lies. And I talk to his sisters. I talk to his mom.

29:38 Caller And they all know what's going on, you know, like...

29:40 Caller So I'm sure that he just kissed her.

29:44 Caller All right.

29:46 Adam All right. And there's probably a little more to him moving out of the house than parents being into his business. Parents probably have found a hydroponic pot farm in...

29:55 Drew Well, and also when the probation officer showed up and...

29:59 Adam Yeah. What was he doing? Grown weed?

30:02 Caller No, I know his family. They get in his business a lot. Like, they even get in my business. And I'm not even part of the family. So he has all the reason the world can move out of here.

30:11 Adam You're not his sister?

30:13 Caller No, and they still get in my business.

30:14 Caller You know, it's a good thing.

30:16 Adam Okay. You're not related?

30:19 Caller Huh? No, hell no.

30:20 Adam I see. But they still get in your business?

30:22 Caller Yeah.

30:23 Adam Okay. I don't trust this guy that much. I worry a little about you. This guy's 18, you're 16. That's two years. That's a fairly big two years, but it's even bigger when the guy's living with the 30 year olds. And believe me, this is white trash, these 30 year olds he's shacking up with. I don't trust him at all. Where's the dad?

30:48 Drew His dad.

30:49 Adam Not his dad. Where's his roommate's dad? Yeah.

30:52 Drew Wife. husband.

30:54 Caller He comes in and around.

30:56 Caller He doesn't live with them.

30:57 Adam Yeah. I don't like these chicks. I'm like smelling meth on these chicks. And look, whenever you have to rent the room out, there's trouble. And whose house is it? Is it? It's their parents' house, right? Who kicked off or something?

31:12 Caller Who?

31:13 Adam Where do they get a house to rent out a room?

31:17 Caller Well, she was already living there.

31:18 Caller That's her house.

31:19 Drew And how does she get it? How does she get the house?

31:22 Caller She makes good money.

31:23 Caller She's a nurse, I guess. She lives there with her two kids.

31:29 Adam Right. Okay. Now, I got the part where she's renting the room out. I just want to know where she got a house. Guaranteed.

31:36 Caller She made good money. She bought it.

31:38 Adam Yeah. She had her parents killed. All right. Something's screwing and she's a nurse, so she's nuts. I don't trust it. I don't like this. And this is not right for you. How about you just date a nice high school guy? Why do you got it? You're 16. What do you got to be an old lady for? All right. Look, Liz, just please listen to me. I'm a genius. You're marginal. You're not a complete idiot, but you're 16 and you're calling from Canoga Park. So there's got to... You can't be that smart. Here's the thing. Act like you're in high school, would you? Stop being such a grown up. Yeah. This guy's trouble. He's going to screw with you. He's going to cheat. He's going to get you pregnant. just find a nice 16 year old guy from high school, plays on the football team.

32:24 Drew This is not a good situation.

32:25 Adam And start being a 16 year old. But he broke up anyway.

32:27 Drew Let it go.

32:27 Adam And he broke up. Can he do that? All right. Listen, I can hear the white trash oozing from reports. Eesh. That's bad. Yeah. The whole grow up thing too fast. Disaster.

32:39 Drew It's more than that, though. It's the chaos. Gotta have the chaos and the drama and the...

32:44 Adam Yeah.

32:44 Drew You know, the sociopaths. I can't let go of a sociopath.

32:49 Adam No, no, no. No one can tell me anything. All right. Jay?

32:53 Caller Yes?

32:54 Adam You're 16?

32:56 Caller Yes.

32:57 Adam You're female?

32:58 Caller Yes.

32:59 Caller What's up?

33:02 Caller Here, about two or three weeks ago, I had an abortion done. And the guy that I was with when I had it done, he just, he argued we fought, he hit, and just, I feel bad for what I did, but I don't.

33:19 Adam He hit?

33:20 Caller Yeah.

33:21 Adam He hit you?

33:23 Caller Yeah.

33:24 Drew Did you call the police?

33:24 Caller All the time.

33:25 Adam Don't call the police every time.

33:26 Drew Did you, are you going to stay away from this guy now?

33:29 Caller He's in jail right now.

33:31 Drew For hitting you?

33:33 Caller Not only that, but he was 21.

33:36 Drew For having sex with you?

33:37 Caller Yeah.

33:38 Caller Okay.

33:39 Adam So now what? By the way, present your dad with the golden boot to the sack medallion, would you please?

33:47 Drew The Corolla boot to the sack medallion?

33:48 Adam just give him a nice swift kick in the nuts if you ever see him again, because he did a horrible job.

33:54 Caller Yeah.

33:55 Drew What's your question?

33:56 Caller Okay. I don't know if I did the right thing or not. And I just...

34:02 Adam The abortion.

34:03 Caller My body has been sending me mixed emotions about the whole thing.

34:07 Caller Not bad. All right.

34:09 Adam You did the right thing.

34:11 Drew Even though the sort of prevailing wisdom is that women don't have a depressive reaction or any kind of remorse after having abortion, and I've never talked to a woman that doesn't have very, very strong feelings about it. And their bodily base feeling is more than some sort of morality issue. They feel the departure. At what point? Even early in the pregnancy, there's a relationship of some type, there's some sort of chemical reaction and when they go from pregnant to not pregnant, they feel an intense sense of loss. Of course. I've seen it a billion times. Every woman I take their history from, when I say how many times you're pregnant, they say six times, how many children you have, they say two, and I go, what happened to the other four? They look down, they remorsefully start tearing up, they react, they get intense.

34:57 Adam Leave them alone, Drew.

34:58 Drew It was 30 years ago.

34:59 Adam I would say leave them alone, then don't ask about the other four. Come on.

35:02 Drew They could have been spontaneous abortions. I've got a good document.

35:04 Adam It never is. Leave them alone. It's not passing judgment.

35:07 Drew But that's my point. If there were no reaction, you know, it would have been well-luck years later.

35:12 Adam How naive can we be in life?

35:14 Drew Believe me, the guys don't talk like that.

35:16 Adam No.

35:16 Drew The males are involved with it.

35:18 Adam But how naive can we be to think that a woman can, you know, come get into the state of pregnancy and then just have it vacuumed out of her and walk away free and clear physically and emotionally? I mean, obviously, think about what a tall order that is for women.

35:33 Drew Yeah, but the point is we want to believe that, well, if we didn't have all the social conditions that we had that makes women feel the way they do, nonsense.

35:41 Adam Go, Drew.

35:42 Drew It's a profound biological shift.

35:44 Adam That's right, buddy.

35:44 Drew tremendous, tremendous change in the physiology.

35:47 Adam You go, boy.

35:47 Drew And of course, as you say, Adam, it's a tall order to think that there'd be zero reaction to that.

35:53 Adam Zero. Women freak out when they have their period, for Christ's sake. Imagine having a kid vacuumed out of their uterus. Thank you. Jay. Yeah? You did the right thing, though. All that being said, you're 16. This guy's 21. He's a criminal. Now, here's the whole thing. Let me say this to everybody. You have remorse. Fine. Don't spiral into some sort of shame or depression thing. Use this as a motivator. A, don't get pregnant again. I wish everybody could do this. Like, oh, you don't like this feeling. You had the abortion. It was expensive. It was emotional. It was physically taxing. Good. Remember this. Here's everything.

36:34 Caller Ah, that's it.

36:35 Adam This is what I'm saying, Drew.

36:36 Drew All right, we'll say.

36:38 Adam Nothing is, is, okay, okay. This is a tragedy. And maybe you'll carry this with you for some time, maybe forever. It becomes a real tragedy if you make the mistake again or if it doesn't serve as a motivator to do something.

36:54 Drew Sure.

36:54 Adam So if this serves as motivation for you to get in better relationships, if this serves as motivation for you to use protection, if this serves as motivation for you to make something of yourself, then fine. It's still a tragedy, but it turned out to be a motivator that got you on the right track. If this just makes you depressed and you have more sex with more strangers with less protection and you get five more abortions, then you might as well just take yourself out now. So there. Let it motivate you. Let all the F up things. Every time you F up, you get popped for a DUI, horrible thing, bad thing. Maybe it'll get you into treatment. If it gets you into treatment, it's a good thing. It really is. If it just makes you depressed and you want to drink more, and you get another five DUIs, then it's a bad thing. You see what I'm saying? Use it. Use it as a tool. Am I right, Chris? Uh-huh.

37:45 Caller There you go.

37:46 Adam We'll be right back after this. Drew, how much money do guys spend trying to get chicks?

38:02 Caller Into the billions? Cars, everything. Hair plugs.

38:07 Adam All they need is a max deodorant, body spray, and a million dollars. Hey, everybody.

38:17 Caller It's Loveline.

38:18 Adam I'm Adam.

38:18 Caller That's Dr. Drew.

38:20 Adam Let's go. Let's rock on.

38:22 Caller Let's rock out.

38:22 Adam Let's go. Let's party. Let's party now.

38:25 Drew Jerry.

38:26 Best Of Hey.

38:27 Drew 25.

38:27 Adam 25.

38:28 Drew What's your question?

38:30 Best Of My question is, is there such a thing as a sex addict? And if there is, how can you tell if that person is a sex addict?

38:37 Drew Sex addicts with women usually come to sexual addiction through love and intimacy compulsion. Sex addicts usually were addicted to a chemical first. They always have to have a family history of addiction or alcoholism. And they always have a history of sexual abuse in childhood.

38:56 Adam Were you sexually abused?

38:57 Best Of No.

38:58 Adam Wow.

38:59 Drew So sexual addiction is really about being an addict and having a progressive focus on this behavior in spite of its consequences.

39:06 Adam What about this? What about just abandoning father and every male becomes your daddy who you're trying to get the attention of?

39:13 Drew Well, but maybe she didn't see sexual abuse because at 12 she was with a 19-year-old and that's where the sexual abuse starts.

39:21 Adam Where's your dad?

39:22 Best Of My dad has actually passed away two years ago.

39:25 Adam What happened?

39:29 Best Of There was a bomb in his shop. This is in the Philippines.

39:35 Adam There's a bomb in his shop?

39:37 Best Of Yes. I live in southern Philippines and you know how there's a war going on. We didn't know if it was random killing or if it was somebody was just not at my dad. But it was a grenade and he blew up.

39:51 Adam Bad times. What kind of shop was he in?

39:54 Best Of My dad was a mechanic and we own a shop, mechanic shop.

40:00 Adam Wow. And so you went from the war-torn Philippines to Van Nuys?

40:06 Drew Same place.

40:06 Adam Worse.

40:07 Drew Same place.

40:07 Adam Worse.

40:08 Caller Took a nice step backwards there.

40:10 Adam Go back to the Philippines or at least you got good fruit.

40:14 Caller Okay.

40:15 Adam All right. So I'm sorry to hear what happened to your father.

40:18 Drew Now you may be sexually compulsed, which is a much broader spectrum of problems.

40:23 Adam Was your dad, so your dad was around the whole time you were growing up?

40:26 Best Of Yes, he was.

40:27 Adam He was, and he was good to you?

40:29 Best Of Yes.

40:30 Adam All right. Well, maybe you're just horny. What do you do? You got a boyfriend?

40:36 Best Of I actually do, but he does not, well, we don't really see each other much and we don't do much either.

40:44 Caller Why? He's Christian.

40:50 Adam He's Christian.

40:52 Drew You understand to be a sexual compulsive or sexual addict, you have to have lots of sex.

40:55 Adam You gotta get it on once in a while.

40:57 Best Of I know. Well, I don't know. All I know is that since I was seven, I've been really horny. I didn't even know what horny meant until I was 16. And I lost my virginity at 17 and I loved it.

41:12 Adam At 17. That's good. That's good. Right.

41:15 Drew Keep going.

41:17 Best Of All right. And it's just, yeah, my two boyfriends have been really like there for me. And then ever since I got to America, it was just like, it was weird because the guys...

41:29 Adam You've only had two girls. You've only had two boyfriends. You're fine.

41:32 Drew You're healthy. You just need a new boyfriend.

41:33 Adam You're freaking yourself out. You're horny for your culture. You're not horny for our culture.

41:37 Best Of No, okay. Well, I have two boyfriends, but I do not say I was fateful with those two.

41:43 Drew Well, now you're going off the chart again.

41:45 Adam Hey, by the way, you know what they call me in the Philippines?

41:48 Best Of What?

41:49 Drew Cafe.

41:49 Caller Pogi. Pogi.

41:51 Best Of Pogi, really?

41:52 Caller Pogi, yeah.

41:53 Best Of Can I get your number?

41:54 Adam Yeah. What's Pogi mean?

41:57 Best Of All right.

41:58 Drew You know what Pogi means?

41:59 Best Of Yes, I do.

42:01 Drew What's it mean?

42:03 Best Of Pogi means you're cute, you're handsome.

42:06 Drew Handsome, that's right.

42:07 Adam Yeah, handsome. That's my name. That's my Filipino name, Pogi. Yeah.

42:12 Best Of Yeah. Oh, you see, I have a problem. I do not masturbate. And right now, I do not know how, because it turns me off. So I need a penis.

42:23 Adam You need a penis.

42:23 Best Of To satisfy me.

42:25 Adam Yeah. What about your-

42:26 Drew Do you have orgasms?

42:27 Adam What about your Christian boyfriend? I'm not done with him. What, he won't have sex with you?

42:33 Best Of No, he won't.

42:35 Adam All right. Well, maybe you should break up with him.

42:38 Best Of I know. That's what everybody tells me.

42:40 Drew Especially since you're having sex with another guy?

42:43 Best Of What?

42:44 Drew Are you having sex with another guy? You said you had two boyfriends?

42:47 Best Of That was a long time ago. That was when I was young. Like right now, I'm 25 and- All right.

42:53 Adam Yeah. Here's the thing. You need no boyfriend. You need a nice vibrator and a good job. What do you do? Are you working? Are you going to school?

43:02 Drew Nurse.

43:02 Best Of Yes. I'm an accountant.

43:05 Drew Accountant.

43:06 Adam Excellent. All right. And what do you want to do? Do you want to do any hobbies? You want to do something?

43:15 Best Of Hobbies.

43:15 Drew Are you ambitious?

43:16 Best Of I read a lot of books.

43:18 Adam No, that's not a hobby. You need something.

43:20 Drew She's ambitious.

43:21 Adam Buy a condo. Do something. focus on something. Break up with this guy and focus on something. You're not as nutty as you think you are.

43:29 Drew No, she's not. She's healthy. She's got a nutty relationship.

43:33 Adam Yeah. I used to install closets with a Filipino guy named Pogi.

43:37 Drew Oh, is that right?

43:38 Adam Yeah, born again.

43:39 What a delight.

43:41 Adam Me and five born-again's installing closets. I should have killed myself. I should have fallen on a closet pole. I had some dignity. Sharpened it up on the grinder and just fell on it.

43:52 Drew Ashley, 19?

43:54 Yes.

43:55 Adam Yeah, you're 19. Go ahead.

43:57 Caller Yes, I am.

43:57 Best Of Hi.

43:58 Caller I'm just really curious about this question.

44:01 Best Of I've been meaning to ask you guys for a long time.

44:03 Caller Actually, it's about the pills that are supposed to make your breasts larger and fuller.

44:10 Drew No, they don't. But sometimes birth control pills, there's something estrogen-containing pills will sometimes do that in some women.

44:16 Best Of I'm on the pill right now, but I really don't know what's going on.

44:20 Drew Nope, there you go. Other than that, it's plastic surgeries.

44:23 Adam Your boobs big enough. What size are they?

44:26 Caller 32C.

44:28 Drew Oh, come on.

44:28 Adam Fine.

44:29 Drew When people have plastic procedures, that's what they aim for.

44:32 Adam What do you guys want?

44:34 Caller They're like, it's because I'm skinny, though.

44:38 Caller They're kind of, I don't know.

44:40 Adam What's wrong with that? You're skinny, you got a C cup. That's good, right?

44:45 Caller Not if, I don't know.

44:46 Best Of I feel like I'm not really proportionate.

44:47 Caller I just feel like I should be bigger.

44:49 Adam You're skinny and you have a C cup. That's more than proportioned.

44:55 Drew Are you seven feet tall?

44:57 Caller No, five eight.

44:59 Caller All right. Look, you're fine.

45:00 Adam Do you guys like you?

45:02 Caller Yeah, sometimes.

45:03 Caller All right.

45:04 Adam Look, I really mean it. I really do think that I was, I was trying to forget and forget these calls, Drew.

45:09 Drew That's something I want for 112 minutes. Are you gonna let her go?

45:12 Adam All right, I'll be fast. Listen, people, girls, girls need hobbies. Being attractive to men is not a hobby.

45:20 Drew No, they need to, yeah. They need a sense of value in their life other than men.

45:24 Adam Save some money and buy a condo. Yeah. So focus on something. Guys work on cars, guys build houses, guys have all kinds of stuff. And we, we screw, but we have all these other things. You just being presentable to the opposite sex or making yourself more alluring to the opposite sex can't be a full time job for you.

45:40 Drew Or can't be how you define yourself more morally.

45:42 Adam Thank you. Naomi?

45:44 Caller Yeah.

45:45 Adam Yeah. You're 26. You tried many different kinds of depression medications.

45:49 Caller Antidepressant.

45:50 Adam None of them work.

45:52 Caller No.

45:53 Drew Have you been on mood, Have you been on mood stabilizers?

45:56 Caller That too. Yeah.

45:58 Drew All right. So you need, so you have a personality problem. You need therapy.

46:01 Caller Yeah, I do.

46:01 Drew Yeah. Okay. Well, there you go. Antidepressants don't work that well for, okay, they're helpful, but they don't take things away when you've got addiction and or personality.

46:08 Adam So psychiatrist, we got to keep doing it.

46:12 Caller I've done it. It don't work.

46:14 Drew How many years do you do it for? With the same therapist.

46:16 Caller Not that long.

46:17 Drew Okay. That's not doing it. That's not doing it.

46:19 Adam You really, you really know how to put a, put a fine point on that.

46:22 Drew Once you've packed in about eight years.

46:24 Caller Actually, medication made me like worse. Actually, I.

46:28 Caller All right.

46:29 Adam Hey, screwball. Remember we're talking about doing therapy?

46:34 Drew Go do it.

46:34 Adam Go do it.

46:36 Caller All right. All right.

46:37 Adam Don't do it. I don't care. just don't have any more kids. You have kids?

46:40 Caller I don't have any kids.

46:41 Adam Good. All right. So here are your choices. No, no kids or therapy or both.

46:46 Caller I don't even have any sex.

46:47 Adam Good. That's a good thing. just go to therapy. Please go to therapy. All right. It's a quick break. Be right back.

46:54 Caller Okay. This hour brought to you in part by Axe. Experience the Axe Effect.

47:43 Caller Hey, everybody, it's Loveline.

47:48 Adam Is this your song, crew? No, this isn't your song.

47:52 Drew I'm trying to figure out which one this is.

47:54 Adam Who is this, Anderson?

47:57 Caller Yeah!

48:00 Adam I like that song.

48:00 Caller You like the Modest Mouse one.

48:02 Drew I like the Modest Mouse.

48:02 Adam You like the Modest Mouse. Yeah. Hey, Drew likes Modest Mouse.

48:06 Drew I like Modest Mouse.

48:07 Adam This is it. This is it, yeah.

48:09 Caller Yeah.

48:09 Drew You seen the video for this? Pretty wild.

48:12 Caller Oh yeah, you like it.

48:13 Adam You should get the Modest mousings in here.

48:15 Drew Are they gay? No.

48:17 Adam No, you're gay.

48:17 Drew I'm gay for liking it?

48:18 Adam Yeah, that's what we're saying. And because your voice cracked when you said liking it.

48:22 Drew I'm gay for liking it.

48:25 Caller Peter Brady over here.

48:27 Adam Now, where were we?

48:28 Drew Taking calls.

48:29 Adam No, but I was talking. Oh yeah, too much good stuff on TV.

48:33 Caller Yeah.

48:33 Adam Every day I go into work and we'll go, are you watching The Shield? No. Are you watching Six Feet Under? No. You're watching The Amazing Race? No. Oh, they're great. They're great. They're all great. Yeah, I know. I know. Here's the deal. I watch nine hours of TV a day. I still can't squeeze in all these other great shows. I don't know what to do. I don't even want to get going on Tombstone or whatever the hell the next HBO show is or Six Feet Under, all this is, everything's good. I don't know what to do. plus there's pornography.

49:04 Drew And that's most your time.

49:06 Adam Well, it's about 45, 50 hours a week, but you don't touch that. That's my nest egg. You know what I'm saying?

49:14 Drew Of course.

49:14 Adam You don't go into that. That's the principle. We live off the interest.

49:18 Drew Right.

49:19 Adam You understand?

49:19 Drew It throws off interest.

49:23 Adam Yes, it does throw off. All right, you ready to rock?

49:26 Drew Yeah.

49:26 Adam Let's get it on. Get it on. Chris, you ready to get it on, buddy? Yes. Now you just say get it on when I say, are you ready to get it on? Let's get it on. No, no, no. Sounds good. No, you said let's get it on. You say get it on. All right, we're going to try it again. I'll start with Drew. I'll lead in to you. I say you're ready to get on and you go get it on.

49:44 Caller Okay, ready?

49:45 Adam Drew, are you ready to get it on?

49:47 Drew Get it on. Get it on. All right, let's go with Paul.

49:54 Adam Let me cue you, though. Let me cue you.

49:56 Caller Okay.

49:57 Adam I'm going to cue you by going, are you ready to get on?

49:59 Caller Okay. All right.

50:00 Adam I'll cue you by saying your name and then I'll do the finger.

50:03 Caller You ready?

50:04 Adam I'm not going to give you the finger.

50:05 Caller You've been on the radio long enough.

50:07 Adam Drew, you ready to get it on?

50:08 Drew Get it on.

50:09 Adam Chris, you ready to get it on?

50:11 Drew Get it on.

50:12 Caller All right, let's get it on.

50:17 Adam Angel?

50:18 Caller Hey.

50:21 Adam You're 20?

50:22 Caller Yeah.

50:23 Adam What's happening?

50:25 Caller I think my boyfriend may be too big for me because when we have sex, it hurts really, really bad. And it's really uncomfortable, and I don't like having sex with him.

50:34 Drew Is that your first boyfriend or?

50:35 Caller No, he's not.

50:36 Drew And he definitely is too big. I mean, there's an anatomic problem. It's not just that you're getting uptight or getting spasming or having irritation. You just see that this doesn't fit.

50:47 Adam Is he girthy?

50:49 Caller Yeah. That's what hurts. Girthy and long too.

50:52 Drew Well, we actually get that complaint more frequently than the two small ones. I've occasionally heard people say that the relationship is a deal breaker. They just can't negotiate this.

51:05 Adam I wish you want to break up with me for that. That would be right up there like having my hands registered in Nevada.

51:12 Caller You know what I mean?

51:13 Drew As weapons.

51:13 Adam What happened with you and Cheryl?

51:16 Too big.

51:17 Adam Had to break up. There's great love. We're planning on getting married.

51:19 Drew She couldn't take it.

51:20 Adam She couldn't take it. She's only flesh and blood.

51:24 Caller I don't want to break up with him, though.

51:27 Drew Is he aware this is a problem?

51:29 Caller Yeah. I tell him, you need to calm down. You need to go slow and everything. He tries. He doesn't even go in all of the way.

51:40 Adam Can he grab the base and still have plenty to work with?

51:44 Caller Yeah. We work.

51:46 Best Of We get through it. She doesn't understand what you're talking about.

51:49 Drew This is your little fantasy here, Hannah.

51:53 Adam Can he grab the base and still have plenty to work with?

51:56 Drew Can he still have his hand wrapped around?

51:57 Adam Grab the base of his penis and still have plenty to work with?

52:01 Caller Yeah. Okay. I don't know. I don't.

52:05 Drew That's somehow distressing to me.

52:07 Adam I like that.

52:07 Yeah.

52:09 Adam All right.

52:10 Drew He's got to understand that this could be a deal breaker and he's got to find a way to make this comfortable for you. It's really about him being slow, using lubricants, relaxing. But if he is sort of, as they say, marching to his own drum, it's not going to go well.

52:28 Caller All right. I don't know.

52:29 Adam You tell him to slow down or he's not going to get any sex.

52:31 Drew Yeah. There's no magic. You're right. You're in control, Angel. You hold all the cards.

52:35 Adam Tell him. Does he give you oral sex?

52:37 Caller Yeah.

52:39 Caller He's the only one of my boyfriends who's ever made me.

52:42 Adam That's nice. All right, Angel. Angel, lubrication? Use plenty of lube?

52:48 Caller No.

52:49 Adam Why not? Seems like you should.

52:51 Caller I've just never thought about it.

52:53 Drew Well, that would be an easy place to start.

52:55 Caller Okay.

52:56 Adam All right. Seems like the vagina on fire would be one of the first things that would prompt you to think about the lubrication, yes?

53:04 Caller Yeah.

53:05 Drew Okay.

53:05 Adam All right, Angel. Here's what we're going to do.

53:07 Drew We're going to get it on.

53:08 Adam We're going to get it on. I'm going to do this. I'm going to cue Drew. He's going to say get it on when I say ready to get on. Then I'm going to do engineer Chris. I see Chris. Engineer Chris, you ready to get on? He's going to say get it on. And then I'm going to say, Angel, are you ready to get on? And you, you, you reply, get it on. Okay. All right.

53:29 Drew This is very important to this call.

53:30 Adam Do you think we can get through it?

53:31 Drew Critical. This is critical.

53:31 Adam Do you think we can get through this? Yeah, we can. We can?

53:35 Caller All right.

53:35 Drew All right.

53:36 Adam I think we can too.

53:37 Caller All right.

53:37 Adam You ready?

53:38 Drew No way.

53:38 Caller All right.

53:38 Adam Here we go. Drew, you ready to get it on?

53:42 Drew Get it on.

53:43 Adam Engineer Chris, you ready to get it on?

53:45 Caller Get it on. Angel, you ready to get it on?

53:48 Caller Get it on.

53:50 Caller Yeah.

53:51 Adam A little hesitation, but nice.

53:53 Drew She's good.

53:54 Caller All right, baby doll.

53:55 Drew just listen. You are in control. just remember that. Not him. You.

54:00 Adam Get some lube. You're in charge.

54:01 Caller All right.

54:03 Adam Ron.

54:04 Caller Yeah. What's going on?

54:05 Adam What's happening, Ron?

54:07 Caller Hello.

54:09 Drew Ron's a virgin.

54:10 Caller You're 21, right?

54:11 Caller Yeah, I'm 21. And I'm black, too.

54:14 Caller And you're black.

54:17 Caller And I was called on because of my...

54:19 Drew Calling why?

54:20 Caller I was called on for like the last two and a half, three months. I mean, getting this, like, sensation, like a pinching or a crawling sensation around the sac area. And I want to know, like, if crabs go untreated, how long do they last for? Like, where do they go? Things like that.

54:36 Drew Well, they stay pretty much as long as you let them co-exist with you, but they cause intense itching, not just little creepy-crawly sensations. It itches like hell, gets red and burns.

54:47 Caller Okay.

54:48 Drew So what is it you're experiencing? Is it actually on the scrotum or is it sort of behind the scrotum?

54:53 Caller Behind.

54:54 Drew Behind. You've got a crawling kind of feeling?

54:57 Caller A what kind of feeling?

54:59 Drew Do you ride bikes or anything?

55:01 Caller No.

55:01 Adam Black guys don't ride bikes.

55:02 Drew They do.

55:03 Adam Oh, they don't.

55:04 Caller We don't ride bikes.

55:05 Adam They got escalates.

55:06 Caller Steel bikes.

55:07 Adam Steel bikes.

55:09 Caller Yeah.

55:09 Adam There's a bogus call, by the way.

55:11 Caller This isn't bogus, huh?

55:12 Drew No, I don't think so.

55:13 Caller No, I'll just say I have better things to do with my time. I listen to the show every night.

55:19 Adam A real black man. What do you do for a living?

55:21 Caller I go to school.

55:23 Adam Where do you go to school?

55:24 Caller At University of Maryland.

55:28 Adam Tarapan? Say, say, pronounce the word ask.

55:34 Caller Pronounce the word ask.

55:36 Adam Ask. No, ask. Ask. Ask a question.

55:42 Caller Oh, ask.

55:44 Adam Yeah.

55:44 Caller Ask. You can say ask.

55:46 Adam You can say ask. Yeah. All right. All right. All right.

55:48 Drew It goes both ways.

55:49 Adam I'm gone. I'm cool. All right, Drew, what about that, the creepy crawler in the back of the sack?

55:53 Drew I don't know what that would be, Ron. That's probably nothing, really. There is a nerve you can injure down there. People occasionally injure from, you know, prolonged sitting on a bike seat, that sort of thing. And a crawly kind of sensation usually is a nerve pain.

56:08 Adam How do you feel crabs? I've never had crabs. Do you feel them crawl? You don't feel them. They just itch, right? They just itch, yeah.

56:13 Drew They don't really move. They're the slowest moving creature.

56:16 Adam They dig in.

56:17 Drew Yeah. They sort of burrow in.

56:19 Adam Yeah, they burrow in, Ron. You wouldn't feel them running around.

56:23 Caller OK.

56:24 Drew All right.

56:25 Adam Well, you have a girlfriend?

56:26 Caller I have many.

56:28 Drew You have many?

56:29 Caller Yeah.

56:31 Drew Is there more you want to tell us? It's sort of a vague question.

56:34 Adam What's your major?

56:35 Caller Yeah, there is more, too.

56:36 Drew Go ahead.

56:37 Caller There's like a rash, too, that like, I don't know. At first, when I first had it, I thought it was because of the soap I was using. I really didn't pay too much attention to it. It lasted for like a week and a half. And then that was about a month ago. And it just came back this week.

56:53 Drew Now that's, and it's staying the same spot?

56:55 Caller Yeah.

56:57 Drew That makes, what does the rash look like?

56:59 Caller Like, right now, it's just bumps, like bumps in the central area.

57:06 Drew But do they ever, do they get blistery at all?

57:09 Caller Nah, no, they don't get blistery.

57:11 Drew because the creepy crawly, burning sensation can be like a pre-herpetic thing.

57:16 Adam Why creepy crawly?

57:17 Drew Well, you know, when you get a lip herpes, you get that kind of burny, you know, crawly feeling that right there. And if it's something sort of back in the paraneal area, it can feel kind of uncomfortable. So the herpes, I worry about that if there's a rash. But in all probability, it's probably just a fungus, just a tinnia. And they might try some over-the-counter fungus cramps.

57:35 Adam I don't know what you say. Ron, what did you say?

57:37 Caller I said as far as the test of herpes, that's a blood test, right?

57:40 Drew It's not, there is a blood test, but it's fairly worthless. The test is really, you go in there and have a doctor look at the rash.

57:45 Adam And is it really that worthless?

57:47 Drew It's only useful as a corroboration. It's in addition to, if there's a highly suspicious situation and you got a positive test, it seals the deal.

57:57 Adam So, why? You could test positive for herpes via blood tests and not have it half the time?

58:04 Drew The accuracy of a test is dependent on the probability of it being positive.

58:08 Adam Really?

58:09 Drew Yeah. That's why you really...

58:10 Adam So, if you took one of your kids and just got them a herpes blood test...

58:16 Drew It could be positive.

58:17 Adam It could be positive.

58:18 Drew Yeah. Easily.

58:19 Adam But you say, but it's not true with HIV tests, is it?

58:23 Caller No.

58:23 Drew That's a different kind of, it's not a...

58:25 Adam Well, you say the accuracy of tests is based on the probability.

58:30 Caller Yeah.

58:30 Drew But every single test the doctor does has a different accuracy and sort of the quality of the tests are different in every single test we do. The probability of it being truthful is very variable. All right.

58:47 Adam You're running out of steam, bud.

58:48 Drew Well, I'm trying to think of a way of describing that with the way I understand it.

58:52 Adam You got nothing. Let's just move forward, huh? Yeah. Let's cut our losses. Who's been on hold the longest? Let's talk to Alicia or Alissa. Hi. What's your name, baby doll?

59:04 Best Of It's Alissa.

59:05 Adam Alissa.

59:06 Best Of Alissa.

59:06 Caller All right.

59:07 Adam You're 19. What's up?

59:08 Best Of Okay. So I'm like attracted to abusive, like, men.

59:13 Caller Yeah.

59:14 Best Of Yeah.

59:15 Caller Get it on.

59:17 Adam What's happening?

59:18 Caller Yeah.

59:19 Caller So?

59:20 Best Of Yeah.

59:20 Adam Was your dad abusive?

59:21 Caller Sure.

59:22 Adam What? Was your dad abusive?

59:25 Best Of No, but my mom was.

59:27 Caller Ooh.

59:27 Drew That's a little twist.

59:29 Adam All right. So what's up?

59:31 Best Of Well, I had a boyfriend when I was 14 and we have been going on and off for five years now.

59:39 Adam Wow.

59:40 Best Of And he is pretty abusive, like verbally and emotionally, not physically. But it's like I, once we break up, we'll not talk for like, I don't know, like two months or whatever. We talk again. It's like I'm totally attracted to him again. And I just, I can't stay away.

1:00:00 Adam So, now what's going on? Neither one of you is meeting anyone else in the interim? Is that, that's what it's going to take for you guys to stay broken up. One of you is going to have to fall in love again.

1:00:09 Drew Exactly. And why aren't you having that?

1:00:11 Adam Why is that happening in two months?

1:00:14 Caller I don't know.

1:00:16 Drew As we've talked about, that abusive quality relationship can intensify the attachment need. So the person that's doing the abusing is also the person they're going to for the relief of the abuse. So it intensifies things.

1:00:30 Adam All right. Well, anyway, you guys have been going out since you were 14 for the love of Christ. That's enough.

1:00:35 Drew Time for a change.

1:00:36 Adam Five years on and off. Let's just call it off for good.

1:00:40 Caller Okay.

1:00:41 Adam All right. And as far as the abuse stuff, how about you find a boyfriend that's not verbally abusive? I mean...

1:00:50 Caller I can try.

1:00:51 Adam Well, it seems like you could. It does. I know your mom was a little nutty, but your dad was decent, right?

1:00:57 Best Of No.

1:00:58 Adam No? What did he have going?

1:01:01 Best Of Um, he kicked me out of the house.

1:01:05 Adam How old were you?

1:01:06 Best Of Um, I was just over 18 and I was still in high school.

1:01:10 Adam Oh, okay. Why did he kick you out of the house?

1:01:12 Best Of Um, because my stepmom and I don't get along at all.

1:01:15 Adam Yeah. Chicks, by the way, hate stepmoms. Guys, uh, don't really care. Guys are so many. Guys are like having a pet. You get an 18-year-old guy, just kick him out of the house. just like a dog. Yeah, go sleep outside. Yeah, okay. Yeah, whatever. Go out of the garage. Yeah. Chicks hate my... My sister hated my stepmom. They just, they don't like them for what? For the role that they fill and the position that they fill.

1:01:40 Drew They blame them. They get to be blamed for everything.

1:01:42 Caller Oh. Yeah. All right.

1:01:45 Adam Uh, all right. So you're painting the ass with your stepmom and your dad booted you out of the house. By the way, it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, which is that first off, the dad is happy to be with some new blood. He's got the new, he's got the new relationship going. The daughter and the stepmom are going at it and the dad are basically like, look, I got to live with this broad for the rest of my life. I'm kicking this, this troublemaker out of here. I'm not going to deal with it.

1:02:14 Caller Oh yeah.

1:02:15 Adam Oh, that's what happened over the Corolla family.

1:02:17 Drew But again, Alyssa, so her esteem is completely shattered. She's stuck in this cycle of abuse she can't get out of. Alyssa, you've got to get yourself some helpers. You can't break this because this is a very dysfunctional relationship. It's gone on far too long. Relationships that begin when you're 14, 15, 16 are supposed to end. Yeah. Even though it's hard to imagine it. We were talking about last night. How could this, how could it possibly end? Well, they all do. And this one really needs to.

1:02:41 Adam Yeah. Alyssa could have been a pain in the ass still. All right. So dad kicked you out. Hey, Alyssa.

1:02:48 Caller Yeah.

1:02:49 Adam Why were you going at it with your stepmom?

1:02:51 Caller Oh my gosh.

1:02:52 Best Of She's horrible. Like, I have a step sister who's my age. And she's the one who's pretty. And she's the one who's smart. And like, she makes my mom constantly put me down.

1:03:02 Drew Cinderella.

1:03:02 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:03:04 Drew Do you have to stay home at night and like clean the, the chimneys and the fireplaces?

1:03:10 Caller Well, no.

1:03:11 Drew Get up at midnight and cook the food for everybody in the morning.

1:03:14 Caller Yeah.

1:03:14 Best Of No, but I.

1:03:16 Drew Everybody else gets to go to the ball. The prince puts on a ball. Yeah.

1:03:19 Best Of I did have a boyfriend. And when he broke up with me because of how I looked, she told me point blank, how could somebody be attracted to you?

1:03:29 Adam Yeah. I'm sure she didn't say that. But that's all my sister used to do, too.

1:03:34 Drew What she said was, with that black fingernail polish and the black hair and the white hair, how is anybody going to be attracted to you?

1:03:40 Caller That's all the chicks.

1:03:42 Drew Why did you take care of yourself? Why did you take care of yourself?

1:03:44 Adam Unlimited capacity to hear what they...

1:03:46 Drew That goes in as she told me I was ugly.

1:03:48 Adam I know. Every time we have that where, oh, my dad said I was stupid or ugly or fat or whatever, it's like, no, they don't say that. They say stuff like, how could you do something so stupid?

1:03:59 Drew That kind of stuff. It's like we're begging you to take care of yourself. Let's get you a trainer so you can lose the weight and maybe you'll be more attractive. I'll call me fat. There you go.

1:04:08 Adam Drew, you can keep talking, by the way, if I take a sip of coffee. You don't have to stop.

1:04:12 Drew Well, you ran out of steam at that exact moment. I'm sorry. You know, I have a certain, I can only go so far. I tried to drink a sip of coffee twice in my life. I'm like a, sort of like a Special Olympics, you know, like a muscle disease.

1:04:23 Caller You got the special part, right.

1:04:24 Drew A few yards and it's over.

1:04:26 Adam All right. So listen, look, look, all you broads out there, leave your stepmom alone. They're pain in the ass, but why get into it with them? And you expect your dad to buck up and back, get your back? No way. P-whipped. My poor dad. Are you kidding? Adios.

1:04:44 Drew But really, we live in a time in a country where there is a, sort of we've institutionalized the transition out of the home, but 1819, the school got dorms.

1:04:55 Adam Dorms.

1:04:56 Drew But you know what I mean? You can get away from that home that's not working for you in formal life.

1:04:59 Adam I had carpet cleaning. I had an apartment.

1:05:01 Drew But the point is, you know, not everyone's a loser. Oh. Did I say those words come out? What did I say?

1:05:06 Adam Get it off.

1:05:07 Drew So, and that there's all this opportunity to leave and go to schools. I mean, all kinds of schools out there. Not everything is, you know.

1:05:15 Adam You got to realize, Drew, most of the crappy families we're talking about, with the crappy step parents and the dads and all that, they're not going off to college anyway. That is a pipe dream for most people. Not really.

1:05:26 Drew Not a lot of.

1:05:27 Adam No, you're going off. I didn't know anybody went off to college who came from that. They couldn't. Are you kidding? You understand, when you don't have, like, parents, you can't even fill out stuff, you know, like, oh, well, you just get a student loan, and hey, you're 17, you're 18, you're an idiot, your parents don't care, they want you out of the house, you don't fill out paperwork, you don't do anything.

1:05:48 Drew But what I'm saying is, is that you, there's an out, and if you're really motivated to leave in this really miserable situation, there is, there is.

1:05:55 Adam Yeah, it's an out. You get a couple of roommates, you, all three of you get a crappy job, and you move into one bedroom, and you bunk up on a futon, and you try to get it, do a better job, and make another buck 50 an hour. That's how it works.

1:06:07 Caller Then you get it on.

1:06:09 Adam All right, we'll take a quick break. Be right back after this.

1:06:45 Caller Hey, everybody, Loveline.

1:06:49 Adam Phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Drew and I just talking about the love of TiVo over a nice lukewarm urination section. Yeah, good, good whizzing.

1:07:02 Drew My favorite thing about Adam is, you've ever noticed when I walk out, I take the stall, Adam takes the train. You notice how when I walk out of the stall, you get that shiver thing? I get the shiver.

1:07:11 Adam That's because I hear footsteps. I hear it coming up behind me. I'm like a small wide out. I'm supposed to go over the middle.

1:07:20 Drew What is that?

1:07:21 Adam I feel that strong safety. I get the shiver thing when I take the whizz every once in a while.

1:07:27 Drew But when I walk out, when I walk behind you, it's like, ugh.

1:07:29 Adam Yeah, it's like thinking about, it's like having the hiccups and trying to think about not hiccuping and it just triggers fun.

1:07:36 Drew You know what that is? That is years and years of your friends pouncing on you. When you're in the middle of a whiz. You know, you're effed up friends.

1:07:44 Adam Now, what is that? I don't know. I think that thing is just...

1:07:47 Drew pushing you into the train, right?

1:07:49 Adam I think it's to shake the whiz loose.

1:07:52 Drew No, but I mean, I think the reason you get the shudder...

1:07:55 Adam The shudder is to shake the last couple drops out of the urethra. That's my theory. That's why God does that. It's God shaking your dingling. Eva?

1:08:05 Caller Yes.

1:08:06 Adam You're 26?

1:08:07 Caller Uh-huh.

1:08:08 Adam You're dating a 40-year-old married boss?

1:08:11 Caller Yes.

1:08:12 Adam He wants anal?

1:08:14 Caller Yes.

1:08:15 Caller Wow.

1:08:16 Adam Got a strong sense of entitlement, this cat. I'm gonna date my employees, and I want anal.

1:08:22 Drew How dare he?

1:08:23 Caller Yeah.

1:08:24 Drew The temerity of this man. He is a zhuzhun. Do you think that he can get away with that sort of nonsense?

1:08:32 Adam Zhuzhuniskiting. Yeah. Is he married?

1:08:37 Caller Yes.

1:08:38 Drew What kind of work?

1:08:40 Caller I'm sorry?

1:08:40 Drew What kind of place is this that he's the boss of?

1:08:43 Caller I'm an attorney.

1:08:44 Adam Attorney, did you say?

1:08:46 Caller Yes.

1:08:47 Drew Yeah. And you're an employee?

1:08:49 Caller No, I'm an attorney as well.

1:08:51 Drew You're on the same level?

1:08:54 Caller No, he's my supervisor.

1:08:56 Drew So isn't there a conflict there?

1:08:59 Caller Well, we work in the same place. So now there's no conflict. I mean, I'm not a client and neither is he.

1:09:04 Drew No, but there's an authority issue here.

1:09:07 Caller Oh, yeah, definitely. I'm the subordinate.

1:09:09 Drew Right. just because you're attorneys, you're bigger than the law, that doesn't apply to you guys? That's an issue.

1:09:16 Caller It is an issue. I agree.

1:09:18 Drew That's a huge issue. And then what about the marriage?

1:09:21 Caller That's an issue.

1:09:23 Drew We have never talked to a woman with dating a married guy where the guy, in spite of him talking how miserable he is, how horrible his wife is, where the guy ever leaves his wife.

1:09:33 Caller Oh, and he's never told me that his wife is miserable or he's married.

1:09:36 Adam And by the way, look, if your wife lets you hit 26-year-old workmates in the keister or doesn't know about it, you don't have to go anywhere. I mean, Drew, think about it. You'd never have to leave your wife if, you know.

1:09:52 Drew Oh, she's on board with it?

1:09:55 Adam Well, forget about being on board. I shouldn't even say that. just doesn't know. I mean, here's the thing. You're married. You have a house. Look, let's face it. A lot of guys don't want to get divorced just for the money. Yeah, financially. They don't want to. They love their kids. They love their wife. Maybe whatever. The wife's a little long in the tooth. The romance is gone. The kids are hassling everybody. Yeah, and I don't want to get in that story again. But the point is, I think they do have this worked out in certain parts of Europe, which is you get a little something on the side and you get a mistress and you get to say, well, and you go home and you're happy.

1:10:35 Drew We don't have that in this country.

1:10:36 Adam No, we don't. But I would like to work.

1:10:39 Drew No, it's not a good thing.

1:10:40 Adam Okay. No, no. Drew's right.

1:10:43 Drew Davis, what can we do for you? What exactly do you have in mind tonight?

1:10:47 Adam Well, wait a minute. You passed the bar, you're a full-fledged attorney.

1:10:51 Caller Correct.

1:10:52 Adam Wow. And only 26, doing well for yourself.

1:10:56 Drew What kind of law do you like to practice?

1:10:58 Caller Criminal defense.

1:10:59 Adam Nice. And so you started having an affair with this guy. How long has that been going on?

1:11:07 Caller Since July, so just a few months.

1:11:08 Caller just July.

1:11:10 Adam And how did he weave the anal into the conversation, into the pillow talk?

1:11:18 Caller Well, it's something that he's told me that he enjoys.

1:11:24 Adam I think just by virtue of being an attorney, enjoy screwing people in the ass. I mean, I think that comes with the territory. Drew, seriously, I'm not kidding. There's a lot of reaming going on with this.

1:11:34 Drew Is he also criminal defense?

1:11:36 Caller Yes, yes.

1:11:37 Drew So it's not so much reaming.

1:11:39 Adam All right. And this feels, we don't trust this guy. I don't like him. He's cheating on his wife. He's an attorney. No offense.

1:11:51 Drew He's in an authority position and he's abusing that position.

1:11:54 Adam He is. And as an attorney, by the way, should know better than anybody what the The liabilities of that. Consequences could possibly be.

1:12:03 Drew Right?

1:12:04 Caller Yeah.

1:12:05 Adam I mean, you could probably, you know, bring some sort of sexual harassment lawsuit against him.

1:12:11 Caller Probably.

1:12:13 Adam Yes?

1:12:15 Caller Well, it's been pretty consensual, so.

1:12:17 Adam Yeah, I know. But even so.

1:12:19 Drew When there's an authority imbalance like that, the consensuality doesn't matter so much, does it?

1:12:25 Adam I would imagine it's not a strong case, but there's still a case. Oh, and by the way, when lose or draw, it could be very ugly for him.

1:12:34 Drew Eve, are you a victim?

1:12:36 Caller I'm sorry?

1:12:37 Drew Are you a victim, childhood victim of some sort? Nothing.

1:12:40 Caller No, nothing at all.

1:12:41 Drew So how do you perceive this relationship? It's just something that.

1:12:48 Caller I'm absolutely in love with him. And.

1:12:50 Caller Oh, really?

1:12:53 Caller I never thought I was ever going to have an affair with a married man. I'm not very experienced. I've only dated one guy in my whole life.

1:13:01 Adam I know. You're a good student. Yeah.

1:13:03 Drew Well, what happened with that relationship?

1:13:05 Caller We were together for about five years and it ended recently in April.

1:13:10 Adam All right.

1:13:10 Drew So 21 to 26 and before that, early 20 to 25, before that, no relationships, huh?

1:13:15 Caller No.

1:13:16 Adam All right. Eva, here's the thing. He has no intention of leaving his wife.

1:13:22 Caller Well, it's just something that it's not. Um, something that we really discussed and I don't expect him to and he loves his wife dearly.

1:13:34 Drew So what do you want to get out of this?

1:13:36 Adam Yeah.

1:13:36 Drew What's in this for you?

1:13:37 Adam He loves his wife dearly and loves Eva rearly.

1:13:40 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:13:42 Caller Whoa.

1:13:43 Drew High five.

1:13:44 Caller A rare high five from Dr. Drew. Second high five.

1:13:47 Adam Well, as Eva, I know it sort of feels good and the attention and it's hard when you're working with someone and you're infatuated and attracted and so on and so forth.

1:13:55 Drew And you've just broken up from a five year relationship.

1:13:57 Adam Yeah. This is going nowhere. And this is going to be a sort of a slow death. And this is, you know, this is a limb that needs to be amputated and you can't stay. Your thing is like, how am I going to get by without my leg? And it's like, you're going to get gangrene and you're going to die.

1:14:14 Drew You may want to get out of that work environment. I would suggest you possibly can.

1:14:18 Adam You're smart. You can tell him this has to end. Sure, I have feelings for you and if you change your mind...

1:14:26 Drew Or if you leave your wife...

1:14:28 Adam And that's what I'm talking about, then we can wait a few months and give me a call. But you and your wife, I got to move on. It's best for you, Eva. You're smart.

1:14:38 Drew I'd say it's best for everybody.

1:14:40 Adam Okay.

1:14:41 Drew Although God knows this guy will do this to somebody else.

1:14:43 Adam Yeah. You guys will wave us. And no anal, naturally. All right. Let me tell you, guy's got, attorney's got, male attorneys, anti-attorneys, huge wave us. You know what I mean? Screwing around with my wife, banging an underling over at work, like some anal.

1:15:04 Drew At some time, they start thinking that nothing matters. Everything's relative.

1:15:09 Adam Yeah. Well, that's what ends up happening with their profession, which is it's not really about right or wrong or guilty or innocent. It's just we'll just collect this evidence and we'll see if we can get people off on a technicality.

1:15:23 Drew Nothing matters.

1:15:23 Adam Or it doesn't really matter if, you know, silicone breast implants don't actually damage anybody. There's money to be made. It just... And I hear people argue that all the time and it drives me nuts. It's sort of like, well, look, we all know the guy did X, Y or Z, but they didn't prove beyond a reasonable doubt that, okay, but if we all know the guy's guilty and then ultimately, isn't that enough? You know, we really need, and we need in this country, Drew, we have to start focusing on the spirit of the law.

1:15:55 Drew Oh my.

1:15:56 Adam And not the letter of the law. Oh my. And it's not only the attorney's fault, although I'd like to blame it on him, it's everyone's fault. And when I say everyone, I mean everyone but me and Drew, possibly engineer Chris.

1:16:09 Drew You mean for taking the system and abusing it.

1:16:12 Adam Well, here's what we do. What we do is we, you know, there's the four-way stop sign in the middle of the desert and you roll through it and you get the ticket because technically you didn't come to a stop. But of course, the spirit of the law is trying for you not to t-bone another car. And the reality is there was zero safety. It was a zero factor and therefore you shouldn't get the ticket. But then it's like, oh, no, no, no, no. You didn't come to a complete stop or you rolled through this at four in the morning or you turned left and there was no traffic coming. All this nonsense. And then that just bleeds into the courts. The cops get it started with the technical BS, chicken-ass ticket that had everything to do with the letter of the law and nothing to do with the spirit of the law. I mean, you make these rules so X, Y, and Z doesn't happen. And then we all just start spinning out. It's like, I took that flight that time. And then the stupid hatch was open on the overhead luggage thing. And we couldn't take the plane off. Oh, I was at my best.

1:17:11 Drew Oh my god.

1:17:11 Adam And I said, there's nothing in.

1:17:13 Drew I'm so glad I was not in that plane.

1:17:16 Adam Oh, it was uncomfortable. They took, had a couple bloody marries, was sitting in first class and running late. Had someone picking me up from the airport. Why aren't we going? Well, because the latch is screwed up on the overhead compartment and the door, which has a sort of pneumatic spring-loaded opener, is now going open. We shut it and then it starts slowly opening again. Well, what's wrong? Why aren't we leaving? Well, FAA regulations say you can't take the plane off unless the thing is securely shut. Well, let's empty it out. Oh, no, there's nothing in it. Well, then let's take off. Oh, no, you can't do it if it's open. Yes, a jump doesn't fall on people's head. Sir, please, sit down, sit down. It's only the reason it can't be open is so my camera case does not conk old Betty on the head over there and cause some hematoma.

1:18:11 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:18:13 Adam Yeah, I think I said hematoma.

1:18:14 Drew It's all good.

1:18:15 Adam That's a town.

1:18:15 Drew It's all good, I was gonna let it go.

1:18:17 Adam All right, the point.

1:18:17 Drew That's Manitoba.

1:18:18 Adam Yeah, I know, I got hematoma and Manitoba. The point is, is this is, this is lawyers, this is letter of the law. Yeah, the spirit of the law is, look, we gotta make sure these are close and no one gets hit on the head with a falling object.

1:18:33 Drew One of the purposes of law is to make us do the right thing, to do the good. But the good guys, the good guys have become the bad guys.

1:18:42 Adam Yes.

1:18:42 Drew And now it's all about making the bad, the making the good guys bad. That's what the law is for.

1:18:47 Adam Let me tell you, I sat there and so I said, okay, so we gotta get it shut. Go get some duct tape and put a piece of duct tape on if it needs to be shut. Sir, please sit down. And I said, look, let's just go. What are we doing here? I mean, come on. That's not gonna do anything. It's empty. What's air? Is air gonna fall out?

1:19:06 Caller Air? What?

1:19:07 Adam Is there some air stuck in there that's gonna land on someone's head? Let's go. Let's get it going. And that's what, by the way, that's what we need in this life. This is why I turn left at every one of those chicken-ass red arrows when the when the signal's green. I see the earth curving in the distance. I'm not buying into it. I'm turning. I'm taking the plane off. We need people that we need a ground swell of this. And this is what we need. We need people taking this. We need to take our country back. And I said put some duct tape on it and let's go. And she was like, I was like, I was like, Federal Marshals, and by the way, this is pre-911. If it was post-911, I would have been dragged off the plane as a maniac. Of course, everyone else is just sitting there with their thumbs up their ass because they're too chicken ass to say anything. Okay, it may have been the booze talking. But I said, let's go. Let's do it. Let's go. What are we doing here? This is costing money. Let's go. I got someone meeting me at the airport. Let's go, sir. So maintenance guy comes in, makes three or four trips, takes a few passes with the screwdriver, goes back and forth, of course. Yeah, but an hour and 40 minutes later, pulls out the duct tape. Oh, that was great. But then, of course, I had my, you know, then I had my day in the sun with the stewardess, but then it was payback time from Chicago. I was then ignored or abused for the rest of that flight because I brought the duct tape on and I've been burned. Yeah, and she was, she was like wounded, wounded the entire flight. All I'm saying is, is let's focus on a spirit, spirit of the law, and let's move forward with our lives, and let's all decide, let's all decide when it's okay to turn left. I think we can decide. We decided at the last signal that didn't have the goddamn arrow. Can we decide this? We decide to take the airplane off. We can do all this.

1:20:59 Drew There's all kinds of things you can not decide to do unless you are in France. Then you can do it all.

1:21:04 Adam That's right.

1:21:05 Drew You can be an adult.

1:21:05 Adam You're in Europe, you get to walk around with a beer in your hand.

1:21:08 Drew Glass. A glass.

1:21:10 Adam Imagine.

1:21:11 Drew And a cigarette.

1:21:12 Adam Oh my God.

1:21:14 Drew In the open air.

1:21:14 Adam Ah, I know. And I can't believe that people aren't just finishing off their Heineken's and throwing them into an open crowd. Yeah.

1:21:22 Caller No.

1:21:26 Adam We have to cover everything with padding. Adults have to drink everything out of plastic cups. Every lighter has to have a childproof thing on it. And that goddamn childproof thing, I mean, it's like, I find myself fits... Drew, try to light a lighter, by the way. You're just sitting there and you're like holding and some... First off, if we're going to childproof something, can't we just do it one way? Do we have to have as many different devices for lighters as there are lighters? It's like, there's nothing worse. Someone gives you their lighter and it's like, up, up, and then the guy's like, no, no. You got to pull out the choke on this one and then twist it half a click to the left. And then you had to put a set of chopsticks up your ass. And that's the one this one likes. Oh yeah, because mine, I just got the one with the big band on it that doesn't really let you turn the flint at all. Oh no. Oh, you tried it once? Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to get... No, no, you gotta reset.

1:22:15 Drew You forgot the chopstick.

1:22:16 Adam You gotta reset it. You gotta reset after each try. You're just sitting there wearing the skin off of my thumb like a retard going, what are we doing? Arguing with every bottle. Really? That's it? because a handful of idiots every year burn their trailer down because a handful of kids that aren't watching OD on something.

1:22:35 Drew How about this, the medication Vioxx was just taken off the market. It's a great medication.

1:22:39 Adam Great medication.

1:22:40 Drew 10 cases out of 10,000 may be associated with heart... Maybe, maybe, maybe. Forget that thousands of people are helped by it. We gotta take it off the market. Gotta re-label it.

1:22:50 Adam Here's the next time you're just sitting in your house and you're hearing that me, me, me, me, because a garbage truck has put it in reverse and don't want to run over the kids and you're struggling with your lighter and you're trying to get your aspirin open. You just think of me and Dr. Drew. We'll be right back after this.

1:23:09 Caller Loveline will be right back, so get your problems ready, ready, ready.

1:23:15 Adam How much money do guys spend trying to get chicks? Into the billions?

1:23:20 Caller Cars? Everything.

1:23:22 Adam Condos?

1:23:23 Caller Hair plugs?

1:23:24 Adam All they need is a max deodorant body spray and a billion dollars.

1:23:37 Caller Hey, everybody, it's Loveline.

1:23:39 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Let's get back to those phones, help them kiddies. Eric, it's time to play Germany or Florida. What do you got?

1:23:47 Caller Hey there, Dr. Drew. Hold on, let me check the weather. Palo Alto, checking in at 71 degrees. Boy, I tell you, I was sitting at a three-way stop. Shake your ass. Oh, Drew, don't only do the radio, Matt. I got four feet, seven, three 16 inches. Hold on, Chief Thunderclouds wants to say something. No, no, hey, Judge, I don't want to go five-three-way back. Don't watch your bike.

1:24:08 Adam Keep going, Matt.

1:24:10 Caller You know, I used to clean carpets, lived with my good friend, Deweez. Now, I'm literally a millionaire. Drew, literally, literally a millionaire. You know, I should have my own garbage man, blah, blah, blah, blah. Culver City cops in their right-hand drive, Chavettes writing chicken-ass tickets, blah, blah, blah. I'm not a manpower, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1:24:26 Caller holocaust, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1:24:30 Caller That's good. You know, most people brag about how good they are in the sack. Oh, I'm so good at receiving horror. Let me tell you. Okay, okay, ladies. Grab a knee, grab a knee. That helmet's not a chair. I went to our Armenian Sandor shop to try to get a full off.

1:24:44 Caller Get on out, get on out.

1:24:47 Caller My dad, my dad has no idea what time the show is on. He's such a huge pussy. I'm gonna kick him right in the nuts. Crank angus on tonight. Everybody check out Crank angus. I'll tell you, people at the show are such retards. You know what I'm saying? I used to do a little boxing, South Pole, I need some red wine. It's my medicine. My medicine drew me to it. I mean, I'm a taboo too. He has it all. Yes, he does. You know, taboo too. Let me tell you about these pussy politicians. Listen, you know what you're tied to? You do what we tell you. That's what we pay you for.

1:25:53 Adam A-game. What?

1:25:54 Caller I do a little bit of carpentry, Adam. I bet you can't stump me.

1:25:58 Caller Ooh.

1:25:59 Drew Challenge. The gauntlet is down. All right, hold on, Eric. Now calm down. Here we go. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

1:26:09 Adam All right, now, here we go. All right, Eric, you're a carpenter.

1:26:13 Caller I hate to cut you off, but I got to kick traffic, traffic, traffic, and make way for brake lights. Oh, hold on, we got the weather coming up. Now we're also taking it to 71 degrees. Culver City company, 71 degrees. I'm sorry, Adam, go ahead.

1:26:24 Adam All right, I'm going to ask you a question about insulation. All right, you have two by six walls, stud walls. What size insulation should we have?

1:26:33 Caller Oh, hold on, I'm sorry, I got a breaking here with weather. Now I'll put it in 71 degrees. Culver City, 71.

1:26:40 Caller I'm sorry, Adam, go ahead.

1:26:42 Adam You got to answer the question or I'm going to hang up on you.

1:26:45 Caller All right, hey, do you want this German here, Florida?

1:26:47 Adam All right, but are you a carpenter?

1:26:49 Caller Hell no.

1:26:50 Drew All right, all right, here we go, Germany or Florida?

1:26:51 Adam Hey, hold on, by the way.

1:26:52 Drew Yeah, well done, well done.

1:26:54 Adam Nice work, Eric. You covered every base.

1:26:57 Caller That's it, that's it.

1:26:58 Adam That's the show.

1:26:59 Drew I think that's Adam, that's it.

1:27:01 Adam Well, with the exception, ironically, of Germany or Florida.

1:27:05 Caller That's coming, that's coming if you still want it.

1:27:07 Drew Yeah, we want it.

1:27:07 Adam Eric, you must listen to a lot of this show.

1:27:10 Caller You have no idea.

1:27:11 Adam What do you do, you have some job where you work the graveyard or something?

1:27:16 Caller Exactly, me and my buddy sit up here and we listen to you four nights a week.

1:27:20 Drew What are you doing?

1:27:20 Caller Every night, yep.

1:27:22 Drew What kind of work you're doing?

1:27:23 Caller About five years now. We work at a print shop.

1:27:26 Drew Your buddy should applaud your talent.

1:27:28 Caller Yeah. It was partially his idea.

1:27:31 Drew Think how many people we have calling telling us they're going to write, they're going to do something. Derek just showed us his wares.

1:27:37 Caller Yeah. Show us the good.

1:27:38 Adam I'm a fan.

1:27:40 Caller I think he even came up with the idea. We sat down, we wrote down the beats and hammered them out a little bit.

1:27:46 Adam Yeah. You did your homework. All right, buddy. Give me your Germany or Florida.

1:27:51 Caller Okay. A 19-year-old man clad in a black trench coat armed with two rifles, a pistol and a sword. Goes to his place of employment. He declares himself to be a vampire killer and he shoots one of his co-workers right in the head.

1:28:05 Caller Ooh.

1:28:06 Adam Wow.

1:28:07 Drew Okay. Now, vampire Eastern European.

1:28:12 Adam Yeah.

1:28:12 Drew Okay. Sword. Wait a second. Sword and a black overcoat. Germany.

1:28:18 Adam Yeah.

1:28:18 Drew But Eric is pretty shrewd. He might be leading us down the Primrose path here.

1:28:24 Adam Shooting someone at work, a very Florida thing to do, but only one person at work seems more German than Florida. Florida, they have massacres.

1:28:31 Drew Right. The massacres are usually spraying, not standing up somebody and shooting them.

1:28:35 Caller But you got to think too. Columbine was all about black trench coats as well. And that was in America.

1:28:40 Drew Well done.

1:28:40 Caller That's a good point.

1:28:41 Drew As usual, Eric is on his game.

1:28:42 Adam I'm going Germany. My impulse was Germany.

1:28:44 Drew Yeah, Germany.

1:28:45 Adam Eric, we're going Germany.

1:28:46 Caller Okay, I'm going to tell you the answer and then I'm going to tell you the cool twist of the story too.

1:28:50 Adam All right.

1:28:51 Caller It actually happened in Florida.

1:28:52 Adam Who?

1:28:53 Caller The twist was, the man that he shot.

1:28:55 Drew German.

1:28:56 Caller Nope. He had an apple pie with a mason jar. Good night, guys.

1:29:02 Drew You should have just given the mason jar earlier. We're let down because we...

1:29:07 Adam No, that's good.

1:29:08 Drew It's good. All right.

1:29:10 Adam So was that a story, that was a true story that you just added the mason jar on to then?

1:29:14 Drew Or the whole thing is mason jar.

1:29:16 Caller Yeah, Adam, the mason jar was not part of the story.

1:29:18 Drew But the whole story...

1:29:19 Adam No, no, but the whole story is a true story.

1:29:21 Caller The whole story was true. I think I heard it about six months ago. And some of the details as far as the weapons are concerned...

1:29:26 Adam It was a legitimate Germany or Florida. He just added the mason jar at the end. All right, Eric. Listen, you got a pulse. Call the show anytime you like.

1:29:34 Drew Exactly. See how different that is?

1:29:38 Adam Yeah. I enjoyed it. And look, anyone wants to call the show and make fun of us or critique us or even pay a sort of backhanded homage to me or the show? We won't cut you off. You call a lot of radio shows, you start in on the host, they immediately cut you off. Here, we'll run you dry. Say your piece. The worse, the better. Cindy?

1:30:01 Caller Yeah, I'm here.

1:30:02 Adam You're 22?

1:30:03 Caller Yeah.

1:30:04 Adam What's going on?

1:30:06 Caller Okay. Well, this is for you, not really for Dr. Drew. I just moved into this apartment complex, and I met some people at the pool and they're really nice, whatever.

1:30:15 Best Of One of the guys, he has a girlfriend.

1:30:18 Caller We ended up going out the other night, and I got a little drunk maybe.

1:30:23 Caller Yeah, a little bit drunk.

1:30:25 Caller I started sitting on her lap.

1:30:27 Drew You're a lesbian.

1:30:27 Caller I've had the guy's girlfriend.

1:30:30 Caller I don't want to say any names.

1:30:31 Adam You start sitting on the lap, yeah.

1:30:33 Caller Okay. I sat on her lap, and then everyone's like, oh, are you going to kiss her?

1:30:37 Caller I turned around, I was like, yeah.

1:30:39 Caller Then she moved her head. I don't remember this, but this is what the other guy, not the guy with the girlfriend, but he came over earlier tonight, talked to me. He's like, did you try to kiss, what's her name? I was like, oh my God, no. He's like, good.

1:30:51 Caller I thought not.

1:30:52 Caller He started giving me a hard time, but I'm like, no, no, no. Then I talked to her earlier tonight, and I asked her, and she's like, yeah, you totally did.

1:30:58 Caller I was like, no, no, I'm kind of.

1:31:02 Drew Yes, that was the effort.

1:31:03 Adam She just yelled the effort into it.

1:31:04 Drew Yeah, she was yelled at. And the deal is, apparently, what we've got on the screen here on her is that she has had a girlfriend when she was in jail.

1:31:13 Adam That was a great chick story. Really makes me miss the guy doing the impression of me. because you go from that to, and so I was down at the pool, and then I talked to the swing girl, and then we went out to cut out some pepies, and then I had too many margaritas, but I get mine shaken, but I like the ice, so I tell them not to, I like it blended, but I don't like the crushed ice because it gives me a headache, and I like salt on half a glass, and then I sat on her lap, and then we like started to kiss, but then she moved her head, and then the next day a guy came over. He totally said I tried to scam on a girl, but I was like, no, she moved her head, but I think he thinks I'm a slut, and then F, the world, and then anyway. All right, so that was really just a long winded, boring story with the F word is the tag.

1:32:01 Drew And we gotta go break.

1:32:02 Adam All right, well hold on a second. Mike? Yeah. Mike, yeah, you've been on hold for a long time. You have the puffy nipples and areolas. They stick out.

1:32:13 Caller I called before and you guys went off the air on me, but I've been trying to find out the answer to my problem for years now.

1:32:22 Caller I've been having it.

1:32:24 Adam Okay, here's the thing. You have to consult a plastic surgeon.

1:32:28 Drew They take care of these things.

1:32:29 Adam It's not about exercise.

1:32:30 Drew It's not uncommon.

1:32:31 Adam It's not about what you're eating. It's not about anything. It's just genetics and consult a plastic surgeon.

1:32:37 Drew You're 20, it's time.

1:32:38 Adam Okay?

1:32:39 Drew You're not 13. At 20 you gotta get checked in.

1:32:41 Adam just go in and see somebody.

1:32:42 Drew Sometimes with a little liposuction is all it needs.

1:32:43 Adam They're not gonna charge you anything. Open the phone book, go on the computer, find a plastic surgeon and go see him.

1:32:49 Caller And he's gonna charge me one with the leg for it, huh?

1:32:51 Drew Not for the consultation, but if you really wanna know what can be done, you'll see what can be done.

1:32:56 Adam Get some prices. All right, we'll be back after this.

1:33:31 Caller Well, I'll tell you, time really flies when you're not actually in the studio.

1:33:36 Adam Thanks for tuning in tonight, kiddies, and until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:33:46 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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