Episode 1000654586231

2:39 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. This is Loveline.

2:59 Adam Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. And tonight, because it's Halloween, we're going to have ourself a psychic who's also a parapsychological, no.

3:16 Drew Yes, yes.

3:16 Adam Is that what it is? Is it parapsychological? Investigator who speaks to dead people, by the way. Do you speak to dead people?

3:25 Michael J. Kouri Well, actually, I don't call it that. I believe that I speak to those living in the afterlife.

3:30 Adam Uh-huh, who are dead. Michael Kouri is in the studio tonight. Michael comes with some credentials. He's been on The View a couple of times. I'm just saying a couple of times. Could have been three, could have been one. I'm just going a couple. 2020, one of my favorite shows. And Tech TV, which I find strange, but I guess once in a while, they say like the TV has a ghost. You know what I'm saying? What are we doing on Tech TV, by the way?

3:57 Michael J. Kouri I've done a couple of TV shows for Tech TV, investigating haunted houses. They wanted to see the kind of equipment that the scientists use that work with us. Right. And it was really interesting to be able to show them some of our equipment.

4:09 Adam Now I'll tell you my take on the whole paranormal thing, which is first, you know, general skepticism and most of it's sort of BS, but once in a while somebody's missing and they go to the police, go use a psychic and the person sees a river and a bridge and so they go look and there's the body of the teenage chick. You know what I'm saying?

4:34 Michael J. Kouri It's something.

4:35 Adam It's something. Yeah. And now it's probably something for a much smaller group of people than who actually call themselves psychic. Would you agree with that?

4:46 Michael J. Kouri I disagree with that. Oh yes. There are millions of people in the world who believe in paranormal and believe in psychics and mediums. I don't mean that.

4:54 Drew Who call themselves psychic.

4:55 Adam Who call themselves psychic.

4:56 Michael J. Kouri Well, there are a lot of people who call themselves psychic, but you know what? You're psychic. So is Dr. Drew.

5:02 Drew Right.

5:02 Michael J. Kouri Everybody has the gift.

5:04 Adam Every fat chick is beautiful.

5:06 Michael J. Kouri Okay. You know what? You're entitled to your opinion.

5:08 Adam And you know what?

5:09 Michael J. Kouri Honestly, I don't care if you don't believe in it or not because I do and it's real for me. But here's the thing. A lot of people do believe that they have the ability to communicate with spirits, but not just to talk to spirits. I read auras. I can see the colors around you, which come from the electromagnetic field around you. And I can tell things about people by looking at these auras.

5:29 Adam But I'm just saying, stop being nice to your fellow psychics. Just admit half of them don't know what they're talking about.

5:34 Michael J. Kouri Well, no, they do know what they're talking about.

5:36 Adam The guys down on Venice Beach that are flipping cards who are insane.

5:40 Michael J. Kouri You know what?

5:40 Adam Yes. That's what I mean.

5:42 Michael J. Kouri No, no, no. I don't judge those people because I think everybody has their ability. I don't use tarot cards. I don't use a crystal ball. When I read someone, I read you.

5:50 Drew Do you have a theory as to what you're looking at and what it is?

5:53 Michael J. Kouri Sure. I believe it's electromagnetic energy, that every body is made up of.

5:57 Drew Why do you receive it and some people don't?

5:59 Michael J. Kouri I don't know. I have been struck by lightning and I survived that. When I was a little boy, I was run over by a car. After that happened, I started to see these colors around people. The reason I call myself a parapsychological investigator is because, and this sets me apart from a lot of other psychics in the world or psychos, as you put it. But the reason is because I believe I'm searching for the truth as to why I can do what I can do. How does it work? I don't really know. I just know that there are certain people that I meet and I shake their hand or I get in their energy field and I can read them like a book.

6:32 Adam What color is Drew's aura, by the way?

6:34 Michael J. Kouri Actually Drew's aura today is sort of a purplish, pinkish, grayish color.

6:39 Drew Is that gray my sick?

6:40 Michael J. Kouri Yeah, you told us that you were sick feeling sick earlier and yeah, that's part of that. You need to go home and force fluids and get some chicken noodle soup.

6:49 Adam Aren't you a, Drew, you're a summer normally, right? So you can change your aura.

6:56 Michael J. Kouri It has nothing to do with that. No, no, no. You can change, right? Your aura is going to change. We're sitting next to each other. Your aura colors are going to change a hundred times and I'll tell you, ask me again later on, I'll tell you. Yours right now is green.

7:08 Adam Yeah.

7:09 Michael J. Kouri It's light green.

7:10 Adam Thank you.

7:10 Michael J. Kouri In fact, if I were doing a private reading for you, I would ask you if you'd had any green M&M's today.

7:14 Adam Really?

7:15 Michael J. Kouri Because that's what that means. Yes.

7:16 Adam That's green.

7:17 Michael J. Kouri Absolutely.

7:18 Adam Yeah. What does green, what does gray and purple mean? What does green mean?

7:21 Michael J. Kouri Green is the horny color.

7:23 Adam Yeah.

7:23 Michael J. Kouri And gray and purple is just sort of an ill color. It means that you're just not feeling well. But you said that. Obviously you're not feeling well.

7:31 Adam Drew is a man of exquisite passion, by the way, he's a little bit under the weather, but let it be known that his color is normally pink and he's got white.

7:40 Michael J. Kouri But this is the thing, of course, we're joking about this, but seriously, the aura colors change as your moods change, as your cravings change. They change many, many, many, many times. I think that everybody has one or two colors that I like to call their life colors. And those are colors that seem to be with you a lot. You have a lot of white around you. Now I know Adam's going to tease us when I say this, but white is the color of virginity, it's purity, it really stands for that. So I think you're probably a really good guy. You know, I know you're a husband. I know you have a couple of kids.

8:14 He's not going to argue with any of this.

8:16 Michael J. Kouri It's all good. But, you know, but I love this guy. But Adam's a good guy, too. He just, Adam has a lot of fear base, I believe, because your colors truly show me a lot of brown. And brown means that you're not really grounded. And maybe it's just you're not grounded right now. But I know what is what is grounded, grounded means definition plugged in being plugged into the earth, really knowing who you are, what you want out of life, being goal oriented and being able to go for it and make those things happen. Now, of course, I don't know you. So and in your aura, colors are going to change a lot, too. You've got some blue in your chart, you've got some red in your chart, red is stress. But absolutely, the green that you have is over an area we call the heart chakra. Do you know what chakras are? The energy centers in the body.

9:06 Adam Well, Andrew, how do you know what chakras are?

9:08 Drew What's the caroling miss?

9:10 Michael J. Kouri Yeah, it's very good.

9:11 Adam Very good. How do you know about chakras?

9:13 Drew I'm interested in other people's beliefs.

9:15 Adam Let me tell you the problem with this stuff. It's like that feng shui. Once you buy into it, then you screw up, then you get killed. That's how Bruce Lee got killed.

9:24 Michael J. Kouri But you know what, Adam?

9:25 Adam You see what happened?

9:26 Michael J. Kouri I don't believe in feng shui. I don't believe all of this stuff. I don't buy it all. I'm an investigator.

9:32 Drew I just know you're experienced in something.

9:34 Adam Do you ever, would you help solve a crime, for instance?

9:37 Michael J. Kouri I have worked on two cases and the first case was very interesting. I can't discuss it because I signed a waiver telling me, you know, stating that I would never discuss it, you know, publicly. However, I probably won't do it again because the investigators were so mean to me.

9:55 Adam Really.

9:55 Michael J. Kouri They treat psychics many times like dirt because they don't believe in it themselves and it's one last resort.

10:01 Adam Well, who calls you?

10:02 Michael J. Kouri All kinds of people.

10:03 Adam No, I mean, who calls you to come do the crime thing if they're not into you?

10:07 Michael J. Kouri Usually it's a family member who makes the suggestion.

10:10 Drew So you're sort of an intrusion as far as they're concerned.

10:12 Michael J. Kouri Well, I think so. Yeah.

10:14 Adam Yeah.

10:14 Michael J. Kouri You know, and some of them really believe in it. I know psychics all over the country who work with police departments and things and as you said, they get, you know, symbols or they see a bridge or something and they find the person's body and sometimes they find the perp too. And it's really amazing when that information comes through. But you don't hear about those things because a lot of, you know, these police departments just they want to solve the crime themselves.

10:38 Adam Well, any time you're calling a psychic in to really do anything, it doesn't matter what you do. Like, like it doesn't matter what your job is. Even if you drive a forklift, I got to call a psychic in to help me finish my job. It's a bad sign.

10:50 Michael J. Kouri I mean, it's not a bad sign, it is.

10:52 Adam It's, it's, it's, it's, it's saying to your boss, I can't get the job done.

10:56 Michael J. Kouri But I disagree with you because what we do is we help people.

11:00 Adam So you're saying if I drove a forklift and I call the psychic in to finish, that wouldn't send a bad message to my boss?

11:06 Michael J. Kouri Well, of course it would. But I, there you go. So you do agree? No, no, no. But I'm saying that that's a very strange description of bringing it. You wouldn't bring in a psychic to work your forklift unless they knew how to do it.

11:18 Adam I'm saying if I was a cop and they're called the psychic in, I would feel threatened. I would feel like, OK, this means you can't get, you can't get the job done.

11:27 Michael J. Kouri OK, and that's what I just said. And I think that's why they act out of their fear when they're mean to us. It's just that they're not really being mean. The other thing is they don't want to pay us anything. We have, we have houses to pay. We have jobs. No.

11:39 Adam Well, who pay? Would the family pay? The family pays, right?

11:41 Michael J. Kouri Many times, many times they expect us to do it for free. You know, I lecture all over the country and I can't tell you how many times an audience member will ask this question and say, well, why aren't you, if you believe this is a gift from God, why aren't you just going out there and helping solve all these unfinished crimes? Well, I have bills to pay. I have a mortgage.

11:58 Adam Sure.

11:58 Michael J. Kouri You know, I mean, I have to be paid for my time. So it's not just about that. You know, there's a lot more involved.

12:04 Adam When did you get hit by lightning?

12:06 Michael J. Kouri About four years ago.

12:07 Adam Really?

12:09 Drew And that's when this all got more intense?

12:10 Michael J. Kouri Oh, I hear thunder now.

12:11 Adam Where were you?

12:12 Michael J. Kouri I was actually driving on the 110 freeway coming from...

12:16 Drew What? It was in California?

12:18 Michael J. Kouri Yes, in California. It was a freak storm. We had had a lot of rain that year and it was a day that I left... I was working at... I'm also an antique dealer and I conduct estate sales and I was working at a sale in Manhattan Beach and I decided to leave early that day because the clouds were getting pretty dark and it was pouring rain. And as I got up on the freeway, it was hailing and I had never... I'm from Burbank. I'm a local kid, you know, guy. I had never seen hail so big in my life. It was coming down so hard, you couldn't see the car in front of you and the traffic was going very slow. And I think I was on the 10 and as I got onto the 110, it was even harder and harder. And when the lightning struck, my radio would go out for a couple of seconds. The signal would get lost and then it would come back.

13:01 Adam Burbank, by the way, is the cradle for psychics.

13:04 Michael J. Kouri Is it really?

13:05 Adam Oh yeah. Yeah, most psychics come from Burbank, it's considered this sort of primordial ooze for psychics. Yes, absolutely.

13:15 Michael J. Kouri That's interesting.

13:16 Adam Burbank.

13:16 Michael J. Kouri Well, I don't live there today.

13:17 Adam Look it up. Well, no, you don't live there, but the psychics that come from there.

13:22 Michael J. Kouri What other psychics do you know were born in Burbank?

13:25 Adam Kenny Kingston?

13:27 Michael J. Kouri Born in Burbank?

13:28 Adam Yep.

13:29 Michael J. Kouri Are you sure?

13:30 Adam Go look it up. I don't know.

13:32 Michael J. Kouri I don't think that's true. I think it's from the Midwest. But anyway, so driving up on the freeway, the thunder was so loud, you could feel it in your soul. I mean, it was really something. And lightning struck, and I just saw turquoise light, and then I saw nothing. My vision was gone. My eyes were burning. It was the scariest thing.

13:51 Adam You're driving in your car.

13:53 Michael J. Kouri I'm driving in my car, but very slowly. Did they hit your car, you think? Well, let me finish my story. Going very slowly on the freeway. And well, you asked me, and I'm telling you.

14:01 Adam All right, all right, come on. It's a radio show.

14:03 Michael J. Kouri I gotta move it along. And your aura just changed now, too.

14:05 Adam What color is it now?

14:07 Michael J. Kouri Now it's orange.

14:09 Adam It's gonna be a long, long night for you.

14:10 Michael J. Kouri It is gonna be a long night.

14:11 Adam So pick it up.

14:12 Michael J. Kouri So anyway, I lost my vision for a few minutes, and then it came back. All the cars had sort of stopped, and a woman had slammed on her brakes, had another car. I saw the car spin around just before all this happened. And then, of course, the radio went out, and my steering wheel was very hot, and then everything came back, and I was really scared, and by then, the traffic had sort of started up again, so I made my way home. By the time I got back to Pasadena, I couldn't figure out what had happened to me, so I called a friend of mine who was an MD, and he said, well, you know, it sounds like your car might have been hit by lightning, and you were really in the safest place because the tires would ground you. He says, go out and look at your car and tell me what it looks like. So I went out and had a van then. My antenna was completely melted onto the hood of the car. The paint was all stripped off the hood and the roof. I mean, it was amazing. So I got back on the phone and he says, well, congratulations, you just survived a lightning strike. So that's how I found out. I have to say, though, that for the next 40 days, my abilities were so fine tuned that it was like everybody I read, it was 100% accurate. And that's rare. No psychic is ever 100% accurate all the time.

15:22 Adam Kenny Kingston is.

15:23 Michael J. Kouri Well, I disagree. I don't think he would say that. Right. And I studied with him for a while. He's a great man.

15:29 Adam He speaks to the sweet spirits. Where is Kenny Kingston, by the way? Is he alive?

15:33 Michael J. Kouri Of course he is.

15:35 Adam Yeah.

15:35 Michael J. Kouri He's alive. He's plugging along.

15:37 Adam All right. I miss him and his companion. All right. You always had this sort of companion.

15:44 Michael J. Kouri Well, he always said that he talked to Marilyn Monroe every day. That was sort of his main spirit, you know, that he claimed.

15:50 Adam I would think that would get boring pretty quickly. Like I could see screwing her every day, but talking to her every day.

15:55 Michael J. Kouri Oh, yuck. Would you want to screw her now? Well, her corpse?

15:58 Yeah, her spirit.

16:00 Adam I mean her spirit.

16:01 Michael J. Kouri You can't have sex with ghosts.

16:03 Adam No, you can't.

16:03 Michael J. Kouri No, you can't.

16:04 Adam I saw that movie with Barbara Hershey where she was being raped by a ghost.

16:09 Michael J. Kouri What was the entity case? Right. A friend of mine actually worked on that, a parapsychologist friend. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's funny. Somebody asked me about that yesterday on another show I was on and they said, can ghosts hurt people? It has not been my experience in the last 20 years that I've been doing this work that I've ever seen a spirit lift up a grandfather clock and throw it across the room or, or move furniture or scratch somebody. You know, if you believe that that happened to you, that's great. That's your experience. But I have never seen that happen.

16:36 Adam Yeah. They don't seem to, they don't seem to lash out too much.

16:39 Michael J. Kouri They do lash out, but not physically. They lash out in other ways, like making lights flicker or turning on a stereo or, you know, that's a, I wouldn't even call that lashing out though.

16:49 Adam That's just, that's more nuisance stuff. That's a kids on your lawn, instead of, you know, guys that are breaking into your house. It's a nuisance grind. You're flicking the stereo on and off I can live with. It's, you know, getting crushed by the grandfather clock.

17:03 Drew It's Halloween, so we're going to stay with this.

17:04 Adam It's Halloween. Yeah. Are we?

17:06 All right.

17:06 Adam Let's talk to Amanda, who's 20. Amanda?

17:10 Hello.

17:11 Adam What's happening?

17:14 I'm sitting around. I had a question for Mr. Psychic Man. Anyway, currently, I am working on a film, but normally I'm more into arts and everything and I'm going to school and stuff, and this is a brand-new project for me. I'm wondering, should I still keep with the arts and everything, or should I stay with the film and hopefully get the mockers and go with that?

17:41 Michael J. Kouri I think you should do both.

17:43 Adam Yeah.

17:44 Michael J. Kouri Absolutely do both at the same time. And it's not impossible to do that. I am a person who does many, many things with my life, and you can be ambidextrous in life. I mean, that's not really a question to ask a psychic, but if you want to do it and you have the drive and determination, go for it.

18:00 Adam Well, do you think you can do both?

18:04 I don't know. It's a brand-new experience and everything, working on this movie.

18:09 Michael J. Kouri Are you having fun with it? Do you like it?

18:11 Yeah, it's a lot of fun. It's really interesting and stuff, but who knows?

18:16 Michael J. Kouri Then go for it.

18:17 Adam Go for it. Wait a minute. Do both. It's not psychic advice.

18:21 Michael J. Kouri I'm not. I just said that's not a great question for a psychic, for a medium. All right. You know, I mean, if she wanted to ask me if she's ever going to have a baby.

18:28 Yeah, yeah.

18:30 Drew Amanda, how about that one?

18:34 Caller Sure.

18:36 Drew She can have a baby?

18:37 Michael J. Kouri Are you engaged right now?

18:38 Caller No, but I am currently seeing someone.

18:42 Michael J. Kouri Is his name Mike? Is there a Mike in your life?

18:47 Caller There is a friend of mine, but I rarely see him.

18:51 Michael J. Kouri But he has a crush on you.

18:53 Caller Really?

18:54 Michael J. Kouri Yes. And he would love you to be his wife. And I do feel that from the energy I'm getting from your voice, that you will end up having four children.

19:04 Caller Well, my mom, she had seven. My grand had five. And yeah, I'm...

19:10 Adam So, tell us more about Mike, Amanda.

19:12 Caller Mike. Well, the one Mike that I do know, he's a tattoo artist, and he's getting involved with like a music magazine and everything. Yeah. He gave me my first tattoo.

19:24 Michael J. Kouri But you know what? But you and Mike have more work to do together, you know, working in the entertainment world and producing films and TV. I can feel that the two of you could be working together. Yeah.

19:37 Adam You know what?

19:37 Caller He asked me actually to work on this magazine with him.

19:40 Adam Aha.

19:40 Michael J. Kouri There you go. Am I psychic or what?

19:43 Adam That's psychic. Hey, all right, Amanda. So forget this guy you're with and hook up with Mike.

19:50 Michael J. Kouri No, I'm not saying that.

19:51 Adam Well, what about Mike, though?

19:52 Michael J. Kouri Well, you know, everything... I believe that everything happens as it should. And if you and Mike are meant to be together, then you and Mike will be together. But it's a matter of time. You know, if you love the guy you're with now, I guess you have to think about what the consequences would be. And you need to find out for sure if Mike truly would want you to be his wife and want you to be the bearer of his children. You can't just end a relationship and go off to somebody else. You have to find out. You have to investigate it, you see.

20:19 Adam Right. But if it's a foregone conclusion that that's the direction she's going to go, we'll just stop wasting everyone's time.

20:27 Michael J. Kouri But everybody's in control of their own destiny. They have to make their own decisions. When you go to a psychic or a medium for advice or they come to you for advice on the radio show, you're going to give the advice that you feel is truth for you, but they have to find the truth in their own life and they have to make the ultimate decision.

20:43 Adam Give Drew a quick reading. What do you see with Drew? Got stuff cooking?

20:47 Michael J. Kouri I get the name Jordan around you very strong.

20:51 Drew Who's Jordan?

20:51 Michael J. Kouri Oh, is that your son?

20:53 Drew Well done.

20:54 Michael J. Kouri And I also get the name Misty around you.

20:57 Adam Ooh, Misty. What strip are you dating?

21:01 Michael J. Kouri Well, now one thing I want to say to the callers too, that when you call a psychic or you ask a psychic to do a reading for you, you know, many times they go in with this preconceived notion that they want to talk to their mother or grandmother, father, whatever. Don't do that. Go in with an open mind because like I picked up Mike for her. I don't know who I'm the Mike. I mean, who, where did Mike come from? Right. You know, I pick up the first impression and that's what I give you. And it may be a coincidence and Adam will probably say, oh, it's just a coincidence. Hey, I sounded just like him. Yeah. But, but truth be known, you know, Misty may be someone that is the checker at your supermarket where you shop or could have been a nurse you worked with many years ago. But I don't know why I get that name, but that's the name that I come up with for you. There's also a Stephanie and there's a Daniel and there's also a Patricia around you.

21:49 Adam It's like Hobo Kelly.

21:52 Michael J. Kouri That's right. I actually get the name John around Adam. I wonder if that's Sheriff John. He married Hobo Kelly. Did you know that?

22:05 Drew No way.

22:06 Adam Put another candle on my birthday cake, I'm going to bake a birthday cake. That's Sheriff John. He put a candle on his birthday cake.

22:15 Drew He played the day away. I'm just kidding.

22:17 Adam That would have been great.

22:19 Michael J. Kouri But I watch those shows too. I'm just surprised that somebody would know who Hobo Kelly was because I don't think she was out of California.

22:25 Adam Regional.

22:26 Michael J. Kouri I heard that Hobo Kelly and Miss Mary Ann shacked up for a while, but I don't know if that was true. Interesting. They had romper room together.

22:33 Adam So you see the names Daniel, Jordan, Stephanie, Misty, who else? Patricia. Those are all names. Anything? What do you got there, Drew?

22:42 Drew I have a bunch of patients named Patricia.

22:44 Michael J. Kouri This is an older woman. I was assuming it was either your wife's mother or your mother. I also got the name Tom around you very strong.

22:52 Drew I just left the Tom a few minutes ago.

22:54 Michael J. Kouri These are very common names, but this is what I pick up around you. Now Jordan is, obviously you said is your son, and do you have a real close relationship with him?

23:03 Adam They're strange.

23:04 Michael J. Kouri He lives in Montana. More so than the other kids?

23:07 Adam No, they're listening, Drew. You better be quiet. He told me he only loves one of his three children, and that's Jordan True.

23:16 Michael J. Kouri No, come on. Of course, that's not true.

23:17 Adam He says he tolerates the other ones, he has nothing against them.

23:20 Drew Jordan constitutionally is more like me.

23:22 Adam So he has no constitution.

23:24 Drew Right. He's boring.

23:25 Adam Yeah, he's boring.

23:26 So constitutionally, he has no constitution.

23:29 Michael J. Kouri What does the name Muir have to do with you?

23:31 Drew Muir?

23:31 Caller Mm-hmm.

23:33 Drew Have a patient at Muir, Muir High School.

23:36 Adam Yeah. Did you go to Muir High School?

23:38 Drew No.

23:39 Michael J. Kouri Did you go there?

23:39 Drew No.

23:39 Michael J. Kouri Oh, you didn't.

23:40 Adam But he's just coming up. Drew's so sympathetic. He's trying to come up with stuff. There's Lamborghini Muir, a sports car that was manufactured some years ago.

23:49 All right.

23:49 Michael J. Kouri I just get to see I get names and I have names for Adam, too. But what do you got?

23:53 Adam What do you got?

23:55 Michael J. Kouri I get the name Pixie around you.

23:57 Hmm.

23:58 Michael J. Kouri I also get the name Yvonne.

24:00 Adam Pixie. Yvonne. All right.

24:02 Michael J. Kouri This is an animal. Pixie is either a dog or a cat.

24:07 Adam No, not coming to mind, but keep going.

24:10 Michael J. Kouri You know, and this is the other thing that I will leave here tonight and, you know, a day or so may go by and all of a sudden you'll hear the name Pixie and think, oh, my God, why did Michael mention that on the air? You know, I mean, sometimes those things come back to you. Now, for some reason, I feel, I don't know, I'm getting this weird feeling in my stomach and sometimes I'm very empathic. I pick up pain or I pick up certain feelings and I feel like it's an animal that's been very, very sick. It's this very small dog closely associated with you, though. It's not me. Yes, with me.

24:43 Adam Well, I did have a small dog vomit on Jimmy Kimmel Live a few days back.

24:48 Michael J. Kouri What was that dog's name?

24:50 Adam Wasn't Pixie. Just basic name.

24:53 Michael J. Kouri What kind of a dog was it? Was it Little?

24:54 Adam Yeah, it was a Little. It was a Chihuahua.

24:57 Michael J. Kouri Oh.

24:58 Adam Had a very sort of...

24:59 Michael J. Kouri John.

25:00 Adam Yeah, name like that. You know, you expect lap dogs have ridiculous names. Yeah, like Pixie. But no, the thing I got to give Michael credit for is, you know, Yvonne and Pixie, they're out there. And then he gave a good one for you, too. I mean, I don't associate them with anything, but it's still ballsy names, you know?

25:19 Drew Right, right, right. They're not... You're not going easy stuff.

25:22 Michael J. Kouri Well, like I said, you know what? I know you don't believe in this and that's okay. When I met Barbara Walters, she said to me the same thing. She says, I don't believe in any of this. And I said, well, that's okay. But this show is about me. It's about what I do and what I believe in. And that's all right. You know, I've gained a lot of respect. I do a lot of private readings for movie stars. I did a reading for Princess Diana long before she passed.

25:43 Drew Did you really see any of that?

25:44 Michael J. Kouri No, I never did. And if I do see negative things like that, I don't tell people that because, again, I believe you're in control of your own destiny. If I were to tell you that you were going to be in a car accident on Tuesday afternoon at four o'clock, you know, you probably would have one. You might create one. Now, I'm not telling you that's going to happen for you. You might have them for Adam, but it won't happen for you. No, I'm just kidding.

26:01 Adam Well, there's a good chance I wouldn't be driving a Tuesday at four if I knew I was going to get in an accident.

26:06 Michael J. Kouri But the thing is that I don't tell people those things because I know that psychology suggestion, they may go out and they may have an accident. But I might say you might be careful driving the next couple of months.

26:16 Adam What about earthquakes? Any earthquake stuff?

26:20 Michael J. Kouri You know what? I always feel an earthquake, but I always feel it about five or 10 minutes before it's going to happen. So I can't call people up and say, pack up your stuff. You know, the 1994 earthquake, I had a dream that I had, I just bought this beautiful antique statue of German bisque statue and I had it in my room and in the dream I got it from bed. I ran to the dresser, I grabbed it, brought it to bed, put some pillows over it and rode out the earthquake. And I woke up and I rubbed my eyes, went to the bathroom and as I came back to bed, it started to shake. And it was amazing. It was that quick, you know. So that's, I do get some earthquake things, but I also don't know who's going to win the election either. A lot of people have asked me that.

27:02 Adam Oh really?

27:02 Michael J. Kouri I'm really not sure.

27:04 Adam I should have thought of that. All right, we'll take a quick break. Michael Kouri, he's a psychic, he's also a parapsychological investigator. So you call in, it's Halloween night, so you call in, ask your questions, utilize Michael skills while he's here, and Vanessa had non-consensual sex with a ghost seven years ago.

27:33 This sound ought to be good.

27:35 Adam Yeah. We'll be right back after this.

27:39 Thank you for calling Loveline. Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

28:01 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Michael Kouri is in tonight. He's a psychic. He's a parapsychological investigator. Dr. Drew is here. He's this close to dead.

28:16 Drew Remember that night we were in University of Maryland?

28:18 Adam Mm-hmm. You're vomiting.

28:20 Drew I was vomiting, yeah.

28:22 Adam Drew had a horrible weekend, vomited his ass off. And has diarrhea, which he speaks of freely.

28:30 Michael J. Kouri Oh, that's why he's sliding out of the chair. Okay, I wonder why he's doing that.

28:35 Adam He can barely move. I know he's sick because he didn't go up and go whiz with me during the break.

28:39 Drew I know, that's why I was telling you that. I apologize for not sharing that moment.

28:42 Adam And Michael, consider yourself lucky because we always talk about the guests when we're urinating in it. But no, it's usually-

28:49 Michael J. Kouri Well, we were talking about you while you were gone, so we probably had more fun than you would have talking about me.

28:53 Drew No, we didn't pee, Adam.

28:55 Adam It usually goes like this, like Drew goes, I think he's cute. And I go, eww. And then we both laugh.

29:02 Drew Sometimes you go, huh.

29:05 Adam Well, that's after the whiz. Yeah, get the shiver.

29:08 Michael J. Kouri Actually, I'm getting something else here and I'm not sure what I'm getting. Can I ask you, Mike?

29:12 Adam Sure, ask away.

29:13 Michael J. Kouri I hear a man, an older man, very, very deep baritone voice singing. Sounds sort of like opera, classical music. Something really, really deep.

29:29 Adam Anderson, what do you have over there, buddy? Because yes, Dr. Drew, you're a baritone? Drew sings opera, by the way.

29:36 Michael J. Kouri Oh, you do?

29:37 Adam He does?

29:38 Michael J. Kouri Oh, very interesting. I do too.

29:40 Adam He's a, oh, really?

29:41 Drew Absolutely.

29:42 Michael J. Kouri Absolutely.

29:43 Adam Well, it's gonna be nice to hear you guys do it.

29:45 Drew I'm a professional trainer. See, a real singer laughs at that.

30:01 Adam Yeah. It is? You sucked 10 seconds ago. Yeah, this is Drew on Win Ben Steyn's Money.

30:11 Which show is that?

30:12 Drew Ben had a show for five minutes called Turn Ben Steyn On.

30:22 Adam You sing, Michael?

30:23 And you sing opera as well?

30:25 Michael J. Kouri I'm a professional opera singer.

30:26 Drew Oh my goodness.

30:27 Michael J. Kouri I trained in opera for 12 years. And I've appeared in several touring Broadway shows. In fact, the first three shows I got hired in had to do with ghosts. That was The Phantom of the Opera, The Ladies and The Secret Garden.

30:39 Adam Oh, do a little. Come on, give us a little Phantom. Come on, you can't just bring that up.

30:43 Michael J. Kouri No, no, no, can't right now.

30:44 Adam Why? What is that? What is it with opera singers?

30:47 Michael J. Kouri You have to warm up.

30:48 Drew And there's got to be an accompaniment. You're very, very right. Sure.

30:52 Adam Well, it's hard for guys that, you know.

30:54 Drew They can't sing, like myself.

30:57 Michael J. Kouri I've actually recorded 17 albums. I've done background vocals for several very well-known celebrity people, including rock and roll singers and classical people.

31:08 Adam Maybe you were seeing yourself when you were having that vision.

31:10 Michael J. Kouri No, because I have 30 spirit guides, and none of mine were singers.

31:14 Adam You have 30?

31:15 Michael J. Kouri I have 30.

31:15 Adam Because I got like eight, and I'm missing a bunch.

31:19 Michael J. Kouri You have more than that.

31:20 Adam Well, some guys bogart all the spirit guides, and then we're supposed to get by with like a handful, and you've got 30, and we're barely getting by here.

31:27 Michael J. Kouri There's a lot more to you than meets the eye, and I was saying at the break, I know that this character that you have on this show is just a character for you.

31:35 Adam It is.

31:36 Michael J. Kouri You are a much deeper individual than you let your fans understand.

31:40 Adam Yeah. And you are, how different am I off the air?

31:47 Drew Off the air, Michael, Adam does not talk, except about his mother and grandmother, and or complain about traffic.

31:53 Adam Yeah, complain about traffic.

31:54 Drew Talk about building. But doesn't talk, certainly not funny.

31:58 Adam No.

31:58 Drew Not funny.

31:59 Adam Not funny.

32:00 Drew Sort of brooding and quiet.

32:01 Michael J. Kouri I don't believe that.

32:02 Drew No, no, that's-

32:03 Michael J. Kouri I think he's funny all the time, but I think he's funny for a reason.

32:07 Adam No, Drew, not intentionally funny, right?

32:10 Drew I don't think I've ever laughed at anything he has said when the mics are not on. Laughed my ass off when the mics are not on.

32:16 Adam Hysterical, hysterical. You can't take that smile off your face once the mics eat up. Are you kidding? No, you're very consistent, Drew. You must practice not laughing off the air so you have good form for when I'm on the air.

32:28 Michael J. Kouri You warm me up. But that's the interesting thing about being a psychic, and I'm not just a psychic. I wanted to point that out as well. I'm a medium.

32:33 Adam Opera singer.

32:33 Michael J. Kouri Well, I'm a psychic medium. I'm also an antique dealer.

32:36 Adam Yeah, what is a medium?

32:37 Michael J. Kouri I'm a certified appraiser. I do lots of things. A medium is someone who is aware of their psychic abilities to the point where they can see spirits. Spirit actually appears to me. When I come to people's homes to do readings for them, I'm able to introduce them to their personal spirit guides, not just by name. Can you see ours? I can describe them. I can't see them right now, but later on, I may be able to. It's different in this atmosphere. And a lot of it has to do with all of the electrical equipment in this room. Spirits are very much attracted to electrical devices. That's why when I made the comment earlier about many times spirits will turn on a TV, like in Meredith Vieira's case, her television set would turn on in the middle of the night and it would be rolling. It would be these channels would appear that were not a part of her cable system. And lights would go off and on, rocking chairs would rock back and forth. I mean, they had a lot of electrical things going on. So when they brought me to New York and I went to her property and walked around outside, I picked up a lot of spiritual presence of people who lived during the Revolutionary War period. And she lives in a part of New York called Sleepy Hollow, New York.

33:41 Drew That's the legend of Sleepy Hollow.

33:42 Adam Yeah, that's right.

33:43 Drew Ikebawd Crane.

33:45 Michael J. Kouri Well, I went to the home of Washington Irving and I went to his gravesite.

33:48 Adam Great ball player.

33:49 Michael J. Kouri Really bizarre things happened there.

33:53 Adam When he went from the, well, he started in the CBA. You know?

33:56 Drew Really?

33:57 Adam Yeah.

33:57 Drew There was the WNBA in those days.

33:59 Adam CBA and then POW, right over the NBA.

34:02 Michael J. Kouri But anyway, at her house, to get back on track, we had a lot of unusual things happen. And the main spirit was in a tree, near a tree, a woman who was swinging on a swing. And she had fallen when the branch broke and she was pregnant. She lost her child. And I told her, I said, look at where we are. Look, there's your den. Here's where the spirit is. The connection is right there. So, you know, I mean.

34:24 Adam What do you do though, if you're Meredith Vieira and you find that out from the view, by the way, this is when you're on the view. What do you do now? Now you build like a retaining wall or you cover your house with foil. What do you do?

34:37 Michael J. Kouri Well, I did a seance at her house. And seances last a long time. When you see television shows like on the History Channel, Travel Channel, you're seeing about four or five minutes of a segment that may have taken eight hours to film. We filmed at her house for 12 hours. We were there all day and all night. It was amazing. And yes, you do build a retaining wall. In fact, I mentioned to Dr. Drew that I would give him something at the end of the show that I'll teach him how to build up a wall around himself so that when he visits his patients, he won't bring their pain back home with him. And you do do that. That's something that you learn to do. She needed to build up a barrier. Once we made contact with the spirit, found out why she was here, I was able to tell her that it was all right. She was deceased and she could move on.

35:21 Adam She didn't know she was dead?

35:22 Michael J. Kouri No, and many spirits don't. Now, there are different kinds of spirits.

35:26 Adam We could be dead now. I just saw that.

35:28 Michael J. Kouri That's right. Because your aura is so dark, it's very possible.

35:32 Adam I'm just saying, if you don't know you're dead, who the hell knows we're alive?

35:36 Michael J. Kouri Well, and that's the interesting thing.

35:39 Adam Let me just see.

35:39 Michael J. Kouri People ask me that all the time. How do you know the difference between someone who's alive and someone who's deceased? And the difference is because of their auras. Your colors are very bright. Spirits only have three colors. They have black, white and sort of a grayish color. And when I see spirits, they appear to me as solid as you are to me and I am to you right now. Sometimes they're transparent. And it's become my life experience, my knowledge that those are the spirits that have been on the earth plane for a long time, hundreds of years. You know, we always hear stories about ghosts in England and they're transparent, like the Tower of London. And I think it's because they've been roaming the earth looking for the answers and they can't find those answers.

36:18 Adam Where do they go once they get freed up? And by the way, Drew, you gotta go to the bathroom with me this time. But where do they go once, like you say, you're at Meredith Viero's house. There's a spirit of a woman who lost her child when she had an accident in the tree. And she's sort of hanging around looking for, I don't know what, but then you tell her, hey, you're dead, which gotta suck, by the way.

36:43 Michael J. Kouri No, no. You don't do that? You don't do that? In fact, one of the biggest misconceptions, and this is a very important keynote to make on your show, is that if you feel you have a ghost in your house, you do not want to call a priest and you do not want to perform an exorcism, that's the worst thing to do. Well, or minister, because what if the person wasn't Catholic? What if they weren't religious?

37:06 Adam Yeah, there's no Jew ghosts, though, are there?

37:08 Michael J. Kouri Of course there are. There are ghosts of all different nationalities.

37:11 Adam Never hear of the Jew ghost.

37:12 Michael J. Kouri The thing is, when you conduct an exorcism, you can cause more problems in your house than you had before. Why?

37:21 Adam You aggravate the ghost?

37:22 Michael J. Kouri Aggravate the ghost. And they are frustrated and they're trying to get your attention. Many times I go into places that are haunted and the spirits say to me, oh, thank God you can hear me. Do you know how long I've been trying to get the attention of these people? Why don't they answer me? They're very frustrated. They want answers many times.

37:37 Adam So then, now, but with Meredith-

37:39 Drew Maybe you are a spirit, Adam. You sort of come at me that way all the time.

37:41 Adam Why would you answer me?

37:44 Drew I don't respond to you.

37:45 Adam So you're dead. Quiet down. So as a doctor, you're allowed to shout that kind of stuff on the radio? Yeah, think about the other. All right, so Meredith Viero, you find her ghost or her spirit. The spirit doesn't know she's deceased.

37:57 Michael J. Kouri That's correct.

37:58 Adam You let her know? What do you let her know?

38:01 Michael J. Kouri What I said to her was, you can release now. I never say to a spirit, you're dead, get out of here. You don't do that to people. You don't do it to a live person, you shouldn't do it to a spirit.

38:10 Adam I know, but if they don't know they're dead, they find out.

38:13 Drew You can release.

38:14 Adam It's too late. Luckily, I did one before I came here.

38:17 Michael J. Kouri You know what, Drew, he has released. This is hell for him.

38:22 Adam Well, it's semantics. Either way, you let the person who doesn't know they're dead know they're dead.

38:28 Michael J. Kouri But you don't do it blatantly like that. There's a careful way of telling people things and that's what you do.

38:34 Adam Well, aren't they in denial, though, if they thought they were alive?

38:37 Michael J. Kouri Okay, look, here's the thing. You're no longer alive. You don't have a brain, you don't have a mind. You take with you in death what you had at the last moment of your life, the last breath and everything before. Another misconception is that when people die.

38:50 Adam Wait a minute, in everything before? Well, that's everything then, right?

38:54 Michael J. Kouri That's right.

38:55 Adam So you just take with you what you got, right?

38:57 Michael J. Kouri That's right. You don't have this plethora of information all of a sudden that you know who's gonna win the World Series or you can tell somebody which slot machine to go bet on in Las Vegas. It doesn't really work like that. There are different kinds of spirits. There's ghosts. Ghosts are people who die and don't know they're dead and they are trying to figure out where to go next. There are spirits. Spirits know they're dead, but they don't wanna leave. They liked the earth. They wanna hang out. They wanna say goodbye to their children. They wanna watch their children or grandchildren grow up. They have some unfinished business.

39:28 Adam But this is a ghost that Meredith Vieira had.

39:31 Drew That's correct.

39:31 Adam So you release the ghost and then do they become, no, they don't become a spirit.

39:36 Drew No.

39:36 Adam They move on.

39:36 Michael J. Kouri They move on. To wherever it is we go after we die.

39:39 Adam I don't know that one.

39:40 Michael J. Kouri I won't, see, this is the other thing. I don't have all the answers. I'm still searching for the answers for my own questions. And with my books, I've written 11 books. If my books help to answer questions for other people on their path, great. That's what it's all about. You know, anybody who tells you they know it all.

39:58 Adam Believe them.

39:58 Michael J. Kouri They don't. How could they possibly know it all? Nobody knows it all.

40:02 Drew I want to talk to Vanessa who has such a good ghost.

40:04 Adam Yeah, I do too, because she's going to be nuts. Vanessa? You're 25? Speak in your phone a little louder, sweet spirit, would you? I can barely hear you.

40:16 Caller Okay, is that better?

40:17 Adam There you go. All right, so you were raped by a ghost?

40:22 Caller No, I wasn't raped, but I was 18 and I was laying in bed in one night and I just felt like there was something, just a presence, you know, under my legs and...

40:35 Adam Hold on, I'm getting a feeling. Is your stepdad named Rob? No, no stepdad, ghost and smell of bourbon?

40:46 Caller And so I thought, I thought this was strange and I felt really weird, you know, inside. And then I said, I said, mentally to Eric, you know, well, well, I think the guy probably understands what I'm saying. I was talking to him. I said, if you're for real, you know, you're going to get a heart attack or whatever. And he said to me, well, if I did it, you'd probably go into shock. And then he said, well, how about this for a test? And then my shampoo and conditioner bottle fell on the...

41:22 Adam Wow, that's why you got to go with that perp, because that's a shampoo and conditioner in one. It's hard to handle both. Hold on a second there, Nuffball. Vanessa's got that, I always call it pressured speech, but you call it... No pressure. No, no, there's a tone, a tonal speech that you correct me on.

41:44 Drew You're right, but I'm not sure...

41:45 Adam What happened with you like in school?

41:46 Drew I'm sick.

41:47 Adam No, but like in school, someone went, Mr. Pinsky, what's two plus two?

41:51 Drew Yeah, the teacher would give me an explicit question and I'd have an answer for that.

41:54 Adam Drew, her voice, we've had it three or four times...

41:57 Drew Oh, restricted affect, the restricted affect.

41:59 Adam Thank you, three or four times over the last couple of months. In spades, yes?

42:05 Drew Yes, she's got it.

42:06 Adam All right, you see?

42:07 Drew Yes.

42:08 Adam Vanessa? You have that restricted affect.

42:11 Caller Yeah, I'm the one that I've called a couple of times.

42:14 Adam You've called before, yes, and I think we commented on your voice.

42:17 Caller Yeah, I had a stroke from pneumonia, remember?

42:23 Adam Right.

42:23 Drew Well, listen, when you've had a stroke, all kinds of funny things can happen in terms of how you perceive it.

42:28 Michael J. Kouri That's what I was going to say, too.

42:29 Drew Particularly things like night terrors, which is what you're describing, which is basically a seizure of experience.

42:34 Adam So did you have sex with a ghost?

42:36 Caller Well, yeah, I would say so, because…

42:42 Michael J. Kouri Did you have an orgasm? Did the spirit have an orgasm?

42:48 Caller I don't know. Well, that's a mess.

42:51 Michael J. Kouri But I mean, I don't ask that question to make fun of you or anything, because I… I would have, but… Well, I know you would have, but I try to take people for their word, but I have never truly, in my 22 years of experience as a parapsychological investigator or a psychic medium, have I ever met someone who truly had a ghost attack them, physically, sexually, you know, mentally, yes, because we're dealing with parapsychology, which is of the mind, but I just… I can't believe that. I just can't myself. It just doesn't seem to make sense. How can a ghost materialize and make love to someone or have sex with someone?

43:29 Adam This wasn't making love. This was…

43:31 Michael J. Kouri Okay, rape, violent, whatever. Violent, violent, rape.

43:34 Drew However, even the spirits in rape, they come, don't they?

43:38 Adam That's right. All right, hey, Vanessa.

43:41 Caller I enjoyed it, actually.

43:44 Adam Well, maybe if the spirit is listening, he'll swoop down and give you a second helping. Yes, nothing better.

43:51 Caller And I have another question for you, sir. Could you tell me what happened to my cat?

43:57 Adam It was raped by the ghost as well.

44:00 All right.

44:01 Adam Hold on a second. Oh, yes. They love feelings. We need to take a little break. Yeah, I think if you can figure out what happened to Vanessa's cat, I'm guessing her mom took it away for the cat's own safety at a certain point, probably put the tail on the fan one too many times or something like that. Michael Kouri is here tonight. Do me a favor. Drew, we got to go to the bathroom. I got to go. We got to go. But I have to go.

44:25 Drew You have to go.

44:25 Adam I'm going to help. Michael Kouri is a psychic. He's a parapsychological investigator. He's in tonight because after all, it's Halloween. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

44:39 Caller Love Line will be right back, so get your problems ready.

44:45 Drew, how much money do you guys spend trying to get chicks? Into the billion? Cars?

44:53 Caller Hair plugs?

44:54 Adam All they need is a max deodorant body spray and a billion dollars. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline and Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Rachel Billson's in here from the OCE.

45:15 Drew We canceled, I heard.

45:16 Adam Oh, all right.

45:17 Drew So we're not sure who it is tomorrow, maybe somebody from the OCE.

45:20 Adam Yeah.

45:20 Drew How about that?

45:21 Adam Tell you, someone who's not from the OCE, not allowed in the OCE, Andy Dick will be in here.

45:27 Drew Where are we getting the exorcist music?

45:29 Adam Because it's Halloween.

45:30 Drew I see, okay.

45:30 Adam And we have Michael J. Kouri in here tonight, who's a psychic and a parapsychological investigator.

45:36 Caller I have to leave at this point.

45:37 Adam So there's Andy. We're taking your questions tonight. Couple things I was thinking about on the ride in. So what do you think of stuff like this, Michael? You know, they did that whole thing where the Washington Redskins played the Green Bay Packers today at RFK. And for the last 16 games or 16 presidents, I think. Oh no, wait a minute. I got to do some math here. Like since 1940, when the skins win, the incumbent stays. So it's basically when the home team wins, the home president, whoever's in office, be it Democrat or Republican, stays in office on an election year. And coming so close to the election, the game closest to the election. So this year, today, Green Bay won. So that would be good for Kerry, by the way. But these are things that, you know, the last, you know, I think it's like 16 times old. I don't know where I'm getting that, but it's many, many years old. All right, is there anything to that?

46:46 Michael J. Kouri Maybe.

46:46 Adam Is that coincidence?

46:47 Michael J. Kouri Maybe, I don't know.

46:48 Adam Maybe.

46:48 Michael J. Kouri I have no idea. I have no answer for that. You know, it's possible. Anything is possible. Anything that you put out there, and Dr. Drew and I were talking about this a few minutes ago that, you know, people ask about curses. Do I believe in curses? I believe in the power of the word. I think everything we say goes a long way. If you're driving on the 405 and somebody cuts you off and you flip them off and tell them to go to hell, well, you better reverse that because, you know, you may have something negative happen to you. What should you do?

47:14 Adam How do you reverse that? I've done like 70,000 of those.

47:17 Michael J. Kouri You say universe, I reverse that thought.

47:19 Adam Do I have to do 70,000 of those?

47:21 Michael J. Kouri Oh, yeah. Starting right now.

47:24 Adam That's right. All right. All right. I gotta leave now then.

47:28 Is there chalkboard I write on or I just say no?

47:31 Michael J. Kouri Of course not. But seriously, I think that what we say really affects who we are and what we do. And people that are bad, there's another radio show that has psychics on all the time. And sometimes I listen, I think it's kind of interesting, but some people believe in reincarnation and some people don't. And it's whatever your experience is that you want to call truth, that's what's truth to you.

47:51 Adam You don't believe in reincarnation.

47:53 Michael J. Kouri I actually do.

47:54 Adam You do?

47:54 Michael J. Kouri Yes, I do.

47:54 Adam What were you before this?

47:56 Michael J. Kouri I've been regressed eight times.

47:58 Adam Eight times?

47:58 Michael J. Kouri Yes.

47:59 Adam Regressed means reborn?

48:01 Michael J. Kouri No, no, no, that's a regression. It's a therapeutical experience. It's like a hypnosis.

48:07 Adam Right.

48:07 Michael J. Kouri And you go back into your lives and you talk about where you've been and people you've been. And I could tell you, but it would take hours and we don't have hours for that.

48:14 Adam Exciting stuff?

48:16 Michael J. Kouri Let me just say this. You know, in my short life on earth, I have done more in my life than most people have done in a lifetime. I'm a professional opera singer. I'm an antique dealer, a certified appraiser. I've built doll houses. I've sculpted from porcelain. Never had any classes working with wood. I never knew how to work with tools. Haven't cut off any fingers yet. Never had any classes working in porcelain, but I've won all kinds of awards through the years with my work. Where does all of this come from?

48:42 Adam Well, a lot of the porcelain comes in from Africa.

48:45 Michael J. Kouri Talking about the abilities.

48:46 Oh, I'm sorry.

48:47 Michael J. Kouri Where does your comedy come from?

48:49 Adam I thought we were talking about material.

48:50 Michael J. Kouri Your comedy comes from the bathroom.

48:52 Adam Hold on a second. Yes, it does come from the potty. All right, we got to take a quick break. Michael J. Kouri is in here tonight. I'm going to find out what Drew was before this.

49:02 Michael J. Kouri I'll tell you.

49:02 Adam Possibly me.

49:03 Michael J. Kouri I'll tell you who you were, too.

49:04 Adam Find out what I was, Drew was. And we'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

49:10 All right, guys, here's the deal. You're looking to hook up?

49:13 Drew Sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

49:16 One call is all you need to make.

49:17 Call the Dateline. 877-889-DATE. Call the Dateline.

49:22 Caller 1-800-CALL-DAT-LINE.

49:23 Caller LOVE-191.

49:26 Caller CALL-CALL-DAT-LINE.

49:45 Adam Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Michael J. Kouri, psychic, is here tonight. Parapsychological investigator as well. I was, it's Halloween, so we're sticking with the theme. We got some calls. When we left off, we were talking about being reincarnated, past lives and all that kind of stuff. Michael's a fan. I have no thoughts on it, but Michael says he knows what Drew was.

50:15 Drew And you too.

50:16 Adam And me too. So, fire away.

50:19 Michael J. Kouri I'll tell you a little bit about that later. I want to feel the vibrations of your energy a little bit more first before I go into that.

50:24 Adam Drew let a little vibe go in the hole on the way back from the bathroom.

50:28 Michael J. Kouri I thought I smelled that. I wasn't sure if that was you.

50:32 Adam Brown would have been this auras color in that past.

50:36 Michael J. Kouri Your color was brown, remember?

50:37 Drew Oh, right.

50:38 Michael J. Kouri But actually your colors have changed now. Yours is yellow now.

50:41 Adam Thank you.

50:42 Drew Well, that was just what you finished with.

50:43 Adam I took a multivitamin. So come on, give Drew just a little shot of the past one.

50:50 Michael J. Kouri Well, I can't. I can't do it yet. I have to absorb more of your energy.

50:53 Drew Do I have to feel my palm when I do that?

50:55 Michael J. Kouri No, I don't read palms. You do have a long lifeline, though. That's pretty good.

50:59 Drew That's what I'm feeling tonight. I'm glad to hear that. I'm not a palm reader.

51:01 Michael J. Kouri Don't read the palm, just pick it up. You know what, I can feel your energy just sitting across from you. We're sitting about, what, two feet, three feet away from each other. I can feel it, but the thing is, I don't know. I don't have an answer for you yet. It doesn't work like that. It takes a while.

51:17 Adam The good news on this is no one's ever really going to call you on it, especially if it's flattering. Like if you said, look, you cleaned up after the elephant at the circus, people might have a beef with it.

51:26 Michael J. Kouri No, no, no. That was you, Adam.

51:27 Adam That worked the nobility side, and Drew, you're a proud brave warrior.

51:31 Michael J. Kouri I was Jim Stewart.

51:33 Adam Yeah, yeah, you're a warrior, you're a father, you're a statesman.

51:37 Michael J. Kouri I will tell you this, a lot of times people, see, I don't do past life regression therapy, I have friends that do that, but I feel things about people. And it's so funny when people come up to me and they're so upset when they haven't found out that they were a Cleopatra or a king or a queen, and I'm thinking, well, we can't all have done those things. I mean, somebody had to be the slaves to the pharaohs, you know? That's right, absolutely.

51:59 Adam I've done the math and figured out only about 50% of us could have been royalty, 50 to 60%. I know Drew and I were, of course, look at us.

52:08 Michael J. Kouri But you know what? Who cares? I mean, why would people want to go back and relive an experience? I have this theory that I like to say, and that is that I live in today, I'm excited about tomorrow, and I leave the past in the past, unless, you know, there are a lot of parapsychological people out there or professors and psychologists that I've met, and they feel that they can help their clients with problems they're having today by going back into the past. And that's where regression therapy came into vogue. I met a woman a few years ago, her name is Dr. Hazel Denning, she's a very good friend of mine, and she's 95 years old now, but she was one of the first women in America to get her degree, a doctoral degree in parapsychology. And she started an institute-

52:51 Adam Dr. Drew just disagreed, you have to call it?

52:55 Michael J. Kouri But she actually started a program where she could teach people how to put people under through past life regression therapy, and it's very, very interesting. But she also says that, she doesn't believe it's important to focus on the past unless you have a specific reason to go back there.

53:11 Adam Right. Well, you can read Drew's vibe, you can read my vibe, and sometime give us, and we won't go back too many guys, but like 50 guys, names and dates, things like that.

53:23 Michael J. Kouri Honestly, you've probably had, if reincarnation is real, and I say if, because I don't really know, but if it is real, you, Adam, have probably lived 50, 60 lives yourself.

53:33 Drew Well, I've lived half of them here with him.

53:35 Michael J. Kouri You probably have, that's right.

53:36 Adam Really? 50, 60?

53:37 Drew You put me through about 30 of them.

53:38 Adam Why 50, 60?

53:39 Michael J. Kouri I don't know, but from the way you talk and your persona and the aura colors and the layers of colors I see around you, you probably have been here many, many times.

53:46 Adam Thank you. It's clear that I'm bored.

53:49 Michael J. Kouri But you have to come back. You're probably going to have to come back and live your life over again. And you won't be a radio DJ in your next live.

53:56 Adam Hopefully, I'll move up to mobile DJ. Or maybe you'll be a movie star.

54:01 Michael J. Kouri Or maybe you'll be a zookeeper and you'll have to scoop up all the elephant's poop. I mean, you know.

54:07 Adam If I'm the zookeeper, I'm going to get some Flunky to do that for me.

54:10 Michael J. Kouri That may be a very, very spiritual job for you. The belief is that if you learn the lessons that you're here to learn in this lifetime, then you move up another level.

54:23 Adam You got problems.

54:24 Michael J. Kouri And I think that what I think the reason is you can have kids.

54:28 Adam Yeah. What about me? What about kids?

54:31 Michael J. Kouri I think that the reason that we're here is to raise our vibrational energy to a higher point. I really believe that. And I think that every person evolves. Animals evolve too. But we evolve within our own sphere of our own life.

54:43 Adam We eat them before they get too evolved because I don't need them getting too smart and then coming after us. That's my plan. Oh, yes. And what about robots? Robots are coming.

54:54 Michael J. Kouri That's a long way down.

54:55 Adam Artificial intelligence. They're now walking uprights, no longer tank treads anymore.

55:00 Michael J. Kouri You know, that's so funny. When I was thinking about this the other day, when I was in the eighth grade talking to a friend of mine, Michael McAnally, and we were thinking or dreaming about what life would be like in the year 2000. We'd be flying in cars like the Jetsons. We're so behind. We haven't evolved enough. It doesn't seem like we've evolved enough in the last 20 years.

55:19 Adam And then, you know, yeah, every door would be an aperture, be airlocked, be no more denim. We'd all be wearing gray jumpsuits. For some reason, we stop eating and start taking colored pills and somehow enjoying that.

55:31 Michael J. Kouri I just heard one of those doors open. We'd have Rosie the robots to do things for us. But, you know, it's interesting, but I do believe that we do evolve as human beings. And that's where we learn lessons. And a lot of people don't learn lessons. A lot of people make mistakes.

55:45 Adam We have a question for you. And again, if you got anything for me or Drew, you just speak it up.

55:50 Michael J. Kouri I will.

55:51 Adam Brandon?

55:52 Caller Yeah.

55:53 Adam 24. What's up?

55:56 Caller Let's see. I'm a soldier who recently returned home from Iraq. But since I've been home, I've been sensitive to a couple of things, you know, just energies around me, knowing a couple of things. I was curious if abilities are acquired through, say, traumatic experiences or...

56:13 Adam Why did you come back or why did they let you come back?

56:17 Caller Come back from Iraq? I got out of the Army. I did my four years.

56:22 Adam Oh, so your time came up while you were in Iraq?

56:26 Caller No, no, no. My time came up just as we came back, actually. I did a tour in Afghanistan after September 11th.

56:34 Michael J. Kouri Can I ask you a question?

56:35 Caller Yeah, go ahead.

56:36 Michael J. Kouri This is Michael. Would you go back if you were asked to go back?

56:42 Caller I think, yeah, I would. I'd be reluctant to do so. I mean, I'm finally back at home for the first time in four years, enjoying every aspect and every day. Sure.

56:56 Adam Let me say this too, by the way. Brandon is calling from Santa Barbara and here's my deal from the Army. You come from some beautiful beach city. You get to do six months instead of a year tour. And if you're like from Riverside, we'll keep you for two years in country. You know what I mean? It's just you're not going back. You're not missing anything.

57:14 Drew They won't miss anything. Brandon.

57:16 Michael J. Kouri Oh, come on now. That's not right to say that.

57:19 Adam No, it's true. It's true.

57:20 Drew Well, no one leaves Santa Barbara, so it must feel very strong.

57:23 Adam Santa Barbara, it's got to suck being essentially an ashtray stepping over camel crap and watching giant spiders get in.

57:30 Michael J. Kouri Well, Adam, to answer your question, and I want to say thank you to you for fighting for your country because you fought for all of us. And even though I don't believe in war and I wasn't for the war, I wanted to say that to you. Yes, absolutely. Traumatic experiences can jumpstart the psychic abilities in people. And you can read dozens and dozens of books from people that have had near death experiences or like I said, I was hit by a car and then I started to see auras and I saw people at church and they were there but they were transparent and that definitely can make that happen for you. I'm sure you saw a lot of really wild things over there.

58:07 Caller Yeah, I've had a few close calls.

58:10 Adam I don't want to, I mean I'm going to say a situation that happened to me, I don't liken it to it being a war but it was traumatic and I did believe I had a little bit of clarity from it psychologically or parapsychologically. Remember when Taco Bell canceled the Bell Beefer?

58:29 Drew And then the Enchirito?

58:30 Adam And then the Enchirito. Come on. Do you remember how upsetting that was to me?

58:33 Drew Yes, yes.

58:34 Adam And then I went through a sort of a shock period.

58:35 Drew No, yeah, you were morose.

58:37 Adam I was morose.

58:37 Drew You were dissociated.

58:38 Adam Dissociated for that one week but when I came back there was a certain aura, a certain glow to me.

58:42 Drew There was, there was.

58:44 Adam Certain knowledge that I had.

58:45 Michael J. Kouri So, Brandon, so what was your experience? Can you share that with us?

58:50 Adam Brandon?

58:51 Caller I'm sorry, my phone kind of cut out real quick.

58:53 Michael J. Kouri Okay, what was your experience that you felt that you have had some connections with parapsychology?

58:59 Caller Oh, well, like, really I've been picking up on people's energies, you know, like, spending less time with people that make me feel extraordinarily uncomfortable. I know that sounds kind of weak, but.

59:13 Michael J. Kouri No, not at all. Not at all.

59:15 Drew Why did you ask him about going back? Why did he go back? Why did you ask that question?

59:19 Michael J. Kouri Well, I wanted to get on with this question with him rather than talk about Taco Bell and BellBeefers, because we're here to talk about psychic stuff.

59:24 Drew No, no, no. You asked Brandon in the opening whether he would go back to Iraq. Oh, go back to Iraq.

59:28 Michael J. Kouri I'm just curious.

59:29 Adam Oh, he's so defensive, Michael. Angry and defensive.

59:32 Michael J. Kouri Not angry at all. Angry and defensive. You had me here for a reason and we're here to talk about psychic stuff.

59:37 Adam Yes, angry and defensive.

59:38 Michael J. Kouri I just had a flash.

59:40 Caller Yes.

59:40 Michael J. Kouri In your past life, you were hamburger meat. That's why you were so shocked. You wanted the BellBeefer to stay.

59:48 Adam Hey, Brandon.

59:49 Caller Yeah.

59:50 Adam Yeah. Thanks for your contribution. By the way, and I would imagine that any time you're in a situation where your life is in jeopardy and you're in that situation for a prolonged period of time, you're just going to come back with a sort of renewed sense of whatever.

1:00:04 Michael J. Kouri That's true. Yes, that's true.

1:00:07 Adam And I don't mean that in necessarily a positive way, but maybe you could turn it into something positive. And, you know, he's saying, by the way, you don't have to read tarot cards to figure out that don't hang out with a-holes. Right.And I just mean everybody. I think people do this. They spend too much time with people that aren't good people. I tell this to Drew all the time, by the way. He won't listen to me. No, I try. If someone's not a great person and they don't have much to offer or maybe they're the kind of person that builds you up and then knocks you down a couple notches, don't hang out with them. It's fine. Life's too short.

1:00:38 Michael J. Kouri But what he's talking about is from seeing something so horrific as I don't know if you were in action, but, you know, I'm sure a lot of those guys and gals that have been fighting in the Middle East, you know, will come back with a renewed sense of who they are and that may jumpstart something that could happen to you. If you go to places, it's good to know if you feel that you can trust that person or not. That's not necessarily a psychic thing. But certainly, you know, when I meet people, if I feel that they're bad, I really don't stay in the room with them. I leave or I move away from that.

1:01:08 Adam Well, you made it an hour and 13 minutes.

1:01:10 Drew He's leaving as soon as the time is up. Look and look at the clock.

1:01:15 Adam Mandy?

1:01:16 Drew Yeah.

1:01:16 Adam Yes. Yes. Mandy. Casey?

1:01:22 Oh, all right.

1:01:23 Adam Well, it said Mandy. Oh, this boy. Talk about disappointment. What is your question, Casey?

1:01:29 My girlfriend actually got a little shy. She's got double D's and she's 15. She's wondering about breast reduction.

1:01:36 Adam Where is she?

1:01:38 Where is she?

1:01:38 Adam Bouncy, bouncy.

1:01:41 Caller She's actually hiding in the room right now. All right.

1:01:44 Adam Well, you got to give her the phone. You can find her hiding in the room. All right, Drew. What about price reduction for 15-year-olds?

1:01:55 Drew Many surgeons would do it on a 15-year-old because there could be regrowth of tissue and there could be a second thoughts about whether she should have done it. There is, of course, risks of surgery and scarring and infection and bleeding. So I think you got to wait a couple years, Mandy.

1:02:09 Adam He's walking around. She's dropping the phone in the hamper where she's hiding. But you wait a few years in the meantime. What do you do?

1:02:16 Drew And by the way, how's Mandy's boyfriend feel about this?

1:02:19 Caller You know, I'm not too fond about it myself.

1:02:22 Drew Of the reduction?

1:02:23 Adam No, of the boobs.

1:02:25 Caller I think they're nice, but I don't think she needs a reduction, but she's all complaining about one.

1:02:32 Adam Smart.

1:02:33 Caller Right.

1:02:34 Adam All right. And are you a boob man, Casey?

1:02:39 Caller I'm a big boob man there.

1:02:40 Caller Yeah.

1:02:41 Adam So it's gotta be tough. No, but it's like buying a house because if it's a beautiful hardwood floor and then someone's a carpet over it as soon as you move in, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. You're a hardwood guy. You know what I mean? I'm a pagan groove guy myself. Yeah. Drew's a shiplap and Michael's a TNG man. All right. All right. So Casey, tell her, well, why doesn't she, she can get a consultation.

1:03:08 Drew She can't talk to me. I mean, if she, if she's in fact having back problems and neck problems and deep bra strap grooves and this sort of stuff, it's worth looking into, but better she should get some physical therapy and some exercise plan rather than going under the knife at 15.

1:03:22 Adam Is everyone voting on Tuesday?

1:03:25 Drew Everyone, or die. Great South Park about that.

1:03:27 Adam Oh, really? I was, I was going to vote until all those celebrity a-holes started yelling at me to vote. Now I'm not voting.

1:03:34 There's really an excuse for not voting.

1:03:36 Drew And then Dan gets banished from South Park for not voting because it thinks it's between a douche bag and a turd sandwich.

1:03:42 Adam So we'll vote.

1:03:43 Drew And then he gets banished.

1:03:44 Adam Yeah. Drew loves South Park all of a sudden.

1:03:48 Drew I've converted.

1:03:49 Adam Really?

1:03:49 Drew Yes.

1:03:50 Adam All right.

1:03:50 Drew You know why? Because I think, I think we need some new family guys.

1:03:53 Michael J. Kouri What about The Simpsons?

1:03:54 Adam Yeah. What about The Simpsons?

1:03:56 Michael J. Kouri That's a great show.

1:03:56 Drew It needs some new family guys. That's the bottom line. It's time for that new family guy season.

1:04:00 Michael J. Kouri I think Homer should run for president. I think he'd be better than the candidates that are running now.

1:04:04 Adam Whenever they ask, I know they always do this just to piss us off, by the way. For some reason, we find it necessary around election time to go around the world and find out what those idiots want to know. They always want Homer Simpson or something like Paris. France always wants Homer Simpson as president. Jerry Lewis. He's always the most popular American is Homer Simpson. Can we stop doing that, by the way? Here's our answer to whoever they're voting on in Land's Unknown. We don't give a rat's ass, knock yourself out. Whatever you want. We will figure you'll left it up no matter what direction it goes. Just go ahead. Yeah. And that's fine. And then we won't have to tell you what we're doing. What about that Bin Laden thing?

1:04:46 Drew The tape?

1:04:47 Adam Yeah. What'd you make of that? What was the vibe around Bin Laden? Did you see anything around the kufi he was wearing or the beard or anything like that?

1:04:54 Michael J. Kouri No, I can't see Auras on television. It doesn't look like that. No, I can see them in photographs, but I can't see them on television.

1:05:00 Adam Oh, really? What if someone takes a picture of a TV?

1:05:02 Michael J. Kouri It doesn't work. No, it has to be a current picture. In fact, I do a lot of readings over the phone for people internationally.

1:05:08 Adam Oh, really?

1:05:09 Michael J. Kouri I always ask them to send me a current color photograph of themselves and I can see their Auras. I can see them around animals, too. I'd like to do readings in person because then I can see things. Your colors have just changed. Your color has been so red in the last couple of seconds when you were talking about politics and things. I feel that that's an area that you really like talking about that, but you get very, very up. You get real fired.

1:05:33 Drew What do you think of Bin Laden?

1:05:35 Adam Well, wait a second. Can you do a reading on a pet? Sure.

1:05:40 Michael J. Kouri Sure. I need a photograph of them or I need to see the pet.

1:05:43 Adam I got a picture of my dog on my cell phone, I think.

1:05:47 Michael J. Kouri That has to be a physical photograph. Again, that's like a television screen, so I wouldn't be able to read the aura from that.

1:05:52 Drew All right. So what did you think of Bin Laden?

1:05:54 Adam Perfect sense.

1:05:55 Drew What did you think of Bin Laden? What?

1:05:57 Adam It was weird. He was kind of back-pedaling a little bit.

1:06:00 Drew Before, it's like, no one is safe. No American family is safe. Now it's like, we're going to get you again. We're going to poke you in the eye again.

1:06:07 Adam No. You know what it reminds me of? It reminds me of when tough guys back down.

1:06:11 Drew It's exactly what it seemed like to me.

1:06:12 Adam You see that in high school, when the two tough guys go at each other and the one guy is supposed to be tough back down. They do that like, dude, we could throw down right now, but that wouldn't solve anything. Hey, I'll kick your ass right now, but all I'll do is get my shirt torn.

1:06:26 Drew I think how different that is than the rhetoric when no family in America was safe were coming to get you.

1:06:31 Michael J. Kouri I felt that too. I want to say, though, that I do feel that we're not finished yet, they're not finished with us yet. I'm sure. You know, I feel that there are several other experiences to come. I can't tell you where they're going to be, but we haven't seen 9-11 was just, that was just the icebreaker, you know? And it's a shame to say that, but that seems to be the case. A lot of psychics have been saying that too.

1:06:55 Adam Yeah. Well, you got to, you know, you got to play this, you put the money on the, on the, on the pony that's going to come in, you know? And I think more terrorist activities as a psychic, smart, smart money. Dave? 23? Man, you know, it'd be great, it'd be great if we had a psychic that was like a dead nuts on and then we'd have to protect them. You know what I mean? Because then the terrorists would, you know, be foiled every time. I mean, then the terrorists would have to go after the psychic. Yeah. Yeah. Write that down, Drew. That's much better than my Steven Seagal idea movie where we kill him and send him to hell to go interview Hitler to get information to come back and kill another guy.

1:07:39 Michael J. Kouri That wouldn't happen. I just don't think there's no hell. I don't believe in hell. I think hell is a manmade belief. I really do. And I'm Roman Catholic too, but I just don't believe in all of the teachings of the church or of any church.

1:07:51 Adam Where do the bad people go when they die?

1:07:52 Michael J. Kouri I don't know. I don't know.

1:07:54 Adam Somewhere bad, though, right?

1:07:55 Michael J. Kouri I would think-

1:07:56 Drew Great magnet, Adam.

1:07:57 Michael J. Kouri I would think that people that are bad become bad spirits, and people that are good are good spirits.

1:08:02 Adam Yeah, but then they torture the good spirits, have to hang out with the good spirits?

1:08:06 Michael J. Kouri No, I don't believe in that. I think that's all, again, manmade issues.

1:08:09 Adam Are the bad spirits and good spirits separated?

1:08:12 Michael J. Kouri Look, if reincarnation is real, right, if it is, and if you read the beliefs or if you read the study of reincarnation and many of the different philosophies, they say that if you haven't learned the lessons in your life, if you live a life of evil, you kill people and you rape people, you'll have to come back and live your life all over again. They say the same thing about suicide. If you end your life before your time, your allotted time, you'll have to come back and you'll have to live it again.

1:08:38 Adam What if you're sick and you have advanced stages of Lou Gehrig's disease and you kill yourself in your 70s? Still counts?

1:08:45 Michael J. Kouri I don't know. Maybe it does. The thing is that if you are ending your life before it's your time to go, you will probably have to come back and live that life over again in some form. Maybe that's a way to get re-incorporated. However, maybe it was their path this time to commit suicide. Maybe they needed to go through that experience. If that is true, that would be the way it would be. There are so many sites around that are haunted as well. We haven't really talked about that much, but the Queen Mary is one of those places. The Queen Mary, I think, is one of the most haunted ships in the world.

1:09:20 Adam I thought you meant the tranny drag strip up there on Ventura. Yeah.

1:09:27 Drew Nice.

1:09:27 Adam Went there for a bachelor party.

1:09:29 Michael J. Kouri That may be haunted, too.

1:09:30 Adam I'm haunted with my vomit, I'll tell you that.

1:09:33 Michael J. Kouri But the cool thing about the Queen Mary is that they actually acknowledge the fact that their place is haunted. They make a point of, you know, they have tours now. There's a famous psychic, Peter James, who gives tours there. And I've done some private tours, I've done seances there and stuff.

1:09:49 Adam Why is the Queen Mary haunted? What makes a good place, I mean, age is nice. Like, there's not a lot of mini malls that are haunted because they're like four years old.

1:09:57 Michael J. Kouri Yes, there are.

1:09:58 Adam What about brand new mini malls?

1:10:00 Michael J. Kouri All hospitals are haunted. All churches are haunted. Radio stations are haunted. You guys have ghosts here. Ghosts are everywhere. But for some reason, they are more concentrated in some areas than others. The Queen Mary has seen so much through history. It was a transport ship during World War II. It was called the Grey Ghost. I understand that there were more people crammed on that ship. They were crammed in like sardines, servicemen. I think that people go back to places where they either enjoyed themselves or something traumatic happened. A lot of people died on board cruise ships, not just the Queen Mary, but maybe bad shrimp. Maybe they died of tuberculosis. Maybe they had meningitis or whatever. But people were found dead in their beds. There was a hospital there. But many of the spirits who haunt the Queen Mary appear like dancing in the ballroom and they're wearing ball gowns and tuxedos and they're enjoying themselves. There are just thousands of spirits there. That's one concentrated area.

1:10:59 Adam It's smart to focus on cruising if you're dead. In life? No, I mean if you're a spirit.

1:11:05 Drew Come on.

1:11:06 Adam But that ship doesn't move.

1:11:07 Drew Why would you go to the Queen Mary?

1:11:08 Adam If you want to haunt like a Port of Sand out in Riverside or something, go to our cruise ship. Yeah, but it's everything. You know, they're dancing. You know what?

1:11:16 Michael J. Kouri Your old studios in Burbank were haunted. I was on the Kevin and Bean Show a few years ago and there were several spirits there.

1:11:21 Adam Oh really?

1:11:22 Michael J. Kouri Yes. And one of the guys was telling me that when he used to work in the studio, he would feel presence quite a bit.

1:11:28 Adam Yeah, that was probably Jed.

1:11:30 Michael J. Kouri But there are spirits everywhere. And you know, it makes sense that hospitals could be haunted. And people die there all the time. But you don't...

1:11:39 Adam Spirits killed many of them.

1:11:39 Michael J. Kouri Spirits, maybe he has. I think you might have too.

1:11:43 Adam Mercy killing.

1:11:44 Michael J. Kouri But the thing is that people don't just go back to a place where they died. You know, people used to always ask me, are cemeteries all haunted? And sometimes they are, sometimes they're not. But the spirits seem to go back to a place that is familiar to them. Do you know that about 80% of spirits who haunt the earth are children under the age of 12?

1:12:01 Adam Had not heard that. That's alarming.

1:12:03 Michael J. Kouri And why do you think that that would be? Do you have any idea?

1:12:10 Adam Why 80% of the children, no, 80% of the spirits.

1:12:14 Michael J. Kouri Spirits who haunt the earth are children under the age of 12. And this is my percentage from the work that I have done. And I believe it's because children don't yet understand the concept of death. They go back looking for their parents, someone they trusted. They go back. They look for teachers. Schools are haunted. I mean, it's amazing. In my book Haunted Houses of Pasadena, I researched over 750 so-called haunted houses in a 12-year period and the book chronicles about a hundred of the most interesting cases.

1:12:41 Adam Drew lives out in Pasadena.

1:12:43 Michael J. Kouri Oh, do you really? Whereabouts do you live?

1:12:45 Drew Near the Rose Bowl, Kenna.

1:12:47 Michael J. Kouri Okay.

1:12:47 Adam Yeah, that's a haunted place.

1:12:48 Michael J. Kouri That's my neighborhood too. I live up there as well.

1:12:49 Adam That's a hundred years old, that Rose Bowl.

1:12:52 Michael J. Kouri But the interesting thing is that it's not just old places that are haunted, new places are haunted. The spirits don't haunt the building, they haunt the land, the space that the building may have been in. There are a lot of Native American spirits in the world. Some of the missions are haunted. There are numerous stories of ghosts at the missions.

1:13:10 Adam How come we never see anything?

1:13:13 Michael J. Kouri You probably do.

1:13:14 Adam I know.

1:13:15 Michael J. Kouri You probably do, but you're so close to this.

1:13:17 Adam I know. But listen, I'm close to a lot of things, but if I see them, I'm open to them. The only reason I'm close to it is because it never happens.

1:13:24 Michael J. Kouri But the thing is, it probably has happened, but because you're not aware of what you're looking at or what you're seeing, you're just not aware that it's a spirit.

1:13:31 Adam Well I know, but I've had lights flicker before, and I will not call that a phenomenon.

1:13:37 Michael J. Kouri It's a lot more than just lights flickering. It's a feeling you get.

1:13:41 Adam There's a certain feeling. I'm just saying, I would be more open to this if I saw a little more firsthand. And Drew living in Pasadena, there's a 50-50 chance his house is haunted, and he sees nothing. You know why? Because he's a man of science. Hey, did you guys hear that noise about three seconds ago?

1:13:56 Michael J. Kouri Yes we did. That must be your spirit here.

1:13:59 Drew That was my mic moving.

1:14:01 Michael J. Kouri The thing is, a lot of doctors and a lot of scientists today are more open to the idea of parapsychology as a science. In fact, there's a wonderful new movie out now called What the Bleep. Have you guys heard about that?

1:14:11 Drew No.

1:14:11 Michael J. Kouri It's a great movie. It talks about quantum physics, and they talk about energy and everything that is. Actually, you know what? It's not boring. It's actually really exciting. Marlee Matins is the star. Boring.

1:14:23 Adam All right. Hold on. Hold on a second. Tell them during the commercial, by the way. All right. Now, you got to, we got to take a break. We'll come back. Drew's got a whiz. That means he's got to talk about you, Michael. Too much tea. Kouri is in the studio tonight. He's a psychic. It's an after-all Halloween. Tell us, give us a little past life shot when we come back. Yes?

1:14:44 Michael J. Kouri We'll see.

1:14:45 Adam Focus, baby.

1:14:46 Michael J. Kouri We'll see.

1:14:46 Adam Focus. We'll be right back after this. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Michael J. Kouri is here tonight. He's a psychic. He's also a parapsychological investigator. He knows all, he tells all. He, yes, Drew.

1:15:26 Drew I'll let you finish. Okay.

1:15:29 Adam He is gonna read our past life thing.

1:15:33 Michael J. Kouri Yeah, yeah, a little bit later, like I said.

1:15:35 Adam Got some ideas.

1:15:36 Michael J. Kouri You know, I have this feeling, though, Dr. Drew, don't you have a book that just came out?

1:15:39 Drew Thank you, Michael. It's funny you should mention that.

1:15:42 Adam Yeah.

1:15:42 Drew God, is he good. I have a paperback version of Cracked coming out. Those of you that have not read that book, it was a labor of love of mine. We got published last year, and now it's coming out in paperback. A lot less expensive, and people were angry at the price. I don't blame you, but now it's like less than half.

1:15:58 Adam Really?

1:15:59 Drew Paperback.

1:15:59 Adam What was it when it came out?

1:16:00 Drew I think it was like $25. And now they're like eight bucks or something.

1:16:03 Michael J. Kouri But that's what books cost today. Books are expensive. It's an expensive process.

1:16:07 Drew But please get the paperback. Please support me on this. And this is a book I really think is an important book, and I wish you'd all read it and tell me what you think of it.

1:16:13 Adam Please do.

1:16:14 Michael J. Kouri You know, I wanted to say this. I think if, Adam, if you really want to try to see something, I think you guys should come on one of my Haunted Houses of Pasadena walking tours. Because I take people to tours. We actually go to 13 of the most haunted sites in Pasadena. I have a tour coming up November 28th in Hollywood.

1:16:29 Drew What's the most haunted site in Pasadena?

1:16:32 Michael J. Kouri You have to come on the tour. But if you take my evening tour, it includes a four hour walking and driving tour, dinner at a haunted gourmet restaurant, and a little psychic reading with me afterwards. So it's kind of cool. And it's not, there aren't many psychics in the country that do tours. And you also learn a lot about history. And I do tours in Monrovia and Orange County as well. So it's a neat opportunity. And then of course, I'm available for private readings if people want me to come and tell them things about their lives and whatever. And it's a neat experience.

1:16:58 Adam Such as who they were in a past life?

1:17:00 Michael J. Kouri No, no, no. More about what's going on in their lives today and what's coming for them in the immediate future. If they want to meet their spirit guides and they want to know what their aura is about. You know, the interesting thing about reading auras is that, like a doctor, I'm not a doctor, but I can see things in their aura. Like if they have a vitamin deficiency or if they're getting too much of a certain vitamin or they need nutrients or, you know, I can, they haven't had enough sex. I see a lot of interesting things in auras.

1:17:25 Adam Anything, anything coming to you in my, in Drew's?

1:17:28 Michael J. Kouri In your direction, I think you need more sex, Adam. I think you're, that's why you don't have any children yet. I think you need to, you know, get involved.

1:17:36 Adam Well, hold still, cause we're gonna start it tonight.

1:17:38 Michael J. Kouri I actually do see some children coming. Oh, some children, some children. And you know, children come in many different forms, not just naturally.

1:17:46 Drew They got the age ones, everything.

1:17:49 Michael J. Kouri But I do sense there are three children that will be in your future.

1:17:52 Drew I welcome the day.

1:17:54 Adam True, maybe I'll just take your kids over.

1:17:56 Drew I did say they come in many different forms.

1:17:57 Adam They're ready to go. I mean, they're sort of, they're potty trained, they're housebroken.

1:18:01 Michael J. Kouri Yeah, that's pretty cool. I wouldn't mind having children like that, that are all ready to go.

1:18:06 Adam Oh yeah, they're done. They're ready to go.

1:18:08 Michael J. Kouri Lose all of those years of changing diapers and things. Yikes.

1:18:12 Adam Yeah, so, all right, so I got kids coming. What's Drew got? Is he down on any vitamins? How's he doing in the electrolyte department?

1:18:20 Michael J. Kouri Well, I can't do that here, but I do feel that you have, there are two novels you're going to write. One of them has to do with music.

1:18:26 Drew Interesting.

1:18:27 Michael J. Kouri And you'll probably start working on those in about two years or so. One of them may already be in your head. The formula is there.

1:18:33 Drew I have one in my head that doesn't have to do with music. Is it? Tell me more.

1:18:37 Adam Hold on. Boring the Opera? Yes.

1:18:42 Michael J. Kouri Adam, that was pretty good.

1:18:43 Adam Thank you.

1:18:44 Michael J. Kouri Do you have voice lessons? Hey, you know.

1:18:46 Adam Forget about Drew. What about more?

1:18:50 Michael J. Kouri Nothing else?

1:18:51 Adam You're going to write?

1:18:52 Michael J. Kouri Who is this voice coming from the other side of your ear?

1:18:54 Adam It's this sweet, sweet spirit named Anderson. He's a drunken sweet spirit.

1:19:01 Michael J. Kouri That's a terrible voice. Yikes, yikes.

1:19:04 Adam All right, so tell Drew more about his book.

1:19:07 Michael J. Kouri There are two books that you need to write that will be coming through to you in the next couple of years. But one of them is definitely a novel. And it's going to be a really, really big seller for you.

1:19:19 Adam That's three, by the way, for you. You see what I'm saying?

1:19:22 Michael J. Kouri Three books.

1:19:23 Adam For Stephen King would kill himself if he sold this little.

1:19:26 Michael J. Kouri But for you, he's on to something here.

1:19:29 Adam All right, keep going. So big novel for Drew coming out.

1:19:32 Michael J. Kouri But actually, I see a book around Adam, too. And I sense that you've written some books in the past or you've written some stuff that you are a writer.

1:19:39 Adam Sure, I've written some of that.

1:19:40 Michael J. Kouri It's true, he has. Is it true? But there is a book that you will be writing about your spiritual quest. And it will come into play in about another 10 to 13 years.

1:19:54 Adam Maybe. Who, Drew? You or me? About my spiritual quest. He's a boxer. Look forward to that.

1:19:59 Michael J. Kouri I don't think it has anything to do with boxing.

1:20:01 Adam And what else? What else for Drew? Anything for myself coming up? Anything US? Any travel? Is Drew going to cheat again?

1:20:10 Michael J. Kouri Your aura's turning green again. I hope nothing comes up in here. I really don't want to see that, but.

1:20:16 Adam No, that's the horny one. Yeah, so what about it? Career-wise, anything? Career-wise? Can Drew ever get back on TV?

1:20:24 Michael J. Kouri Yeah, actually, he could.

1:20:25 Adam He could.

1:20:26 Michael J. Kouri Yes, you can.

1:20:26 Adam Hostage situation, how does he do it? Breaks into the newsroom? How does that work?

1:20:31 Michael J. Kouri Post office, I think I actually see-

1:20:34 Drew Post office in a scene?

1:20:35 Michael J. Kouri I see Adam's face on a wanted poster in a post office. No, but I think that there's a series coming up for you that you can be involved in, and it's a non-medical role.

1:20:47 Drew Well, it's not this one.

1:20:49 Michael J. Kouri Well, but there could be many. I know I get offers for things all the time, too, and they don't always turn into fruition. I'm still waiting for the big producer to drop out of the sky with a million dollar budget, or a billion dollar budget. But this project is going to be very interesting for you because your son is going to be involved in this as well. George, which is the name I picked up at the beginning of the show.

1:21:09 Adam Wow.

1:21:10 Michael J. Kouri So it is a ways off. He's little, is that correct?

1:21:13 Adam He'll be in his 40s when it breaks.

1:21:15 Michael J. Kouri No, no, no, no, no. It's all right.

1:21:17 Drew It'll come, relax.

1:21:18 Michael J. Kouri It'll come sooner than that. But I do feel that that's going to happen for you. Interesting. Adam.

1:21:24 Adam What do we got?

1:21:25 Michael J. Kouri I feel that you are going to move forward in your career as well. You're going to be doing some more roles in movies. Have you appeared in movies?

1:21:34 Adam The Occasional movie.

1:21:35 Drew Well, he's appeared, but.

1:21:37 Adam They, now that they come out in the extended DVD format, you can find me again.

1:21:43 Michael J. Kouri Okay, like Here We Go's Big Adventure.

1:21:45 Adam Well, here's what I'm saying. If the movie comes out, if it's released, I'm usually cut out of it. If it doesn't get released, then I stay in it. It's usually how it works.

1:21:57 Michael J. Kouri But I feel, I sense that there, have you done any voiceover work?

1:22:00 Adam Done a little voiceover work.

1:22:02 Michael J. Kouri There's some pictures coming up, possibly one with Disney that they may call you and invite you to be a part of.

1:22:07 Caller That'd be good.

1:22:08 Michael J. Kouri Now, if you guys get these things, I get 10%, okay? That's how it works here.

1:22:11 Caller Sure.

1:22:12 Michael J. Kouri But obviously, I mean, I really do feel that there are some movies, some roles that are going to be coming up for you. And actually, somebody is writing a picture right now with you in mind to play the part of a comedian.

1:22:23 Adam Thank you. Well, if they're listening, get going. Let's go now, we got to get out of this stuff.

1:22:29 Michael J. Kouri It's in the works. You're going to get the call very soon.

1:22:32 Adam All right. You know, it's funny, you know, it's interesting. And I know you're not going to like this, but whenever we have the spirits in here, they don't realize how lazy I am. Do you know what I mean?

1:22:43 Drew No, they do. He immediately said, he said they're going to have to call you.

1:22:45 Michael J. Kouri That's right. Oh yes.

1:22:47 Adam All right. You just told them I'm lazy, right?

1:22:50 Michael J. Kouri I knew you were lazy. They didn't have to tell me. See that? But you're not lazy. You are a really exciting guy. I sense that you, like I said, this is your stick. You know, this is your character on here.

1:23:03 Drew He gets us done. But make no mistake about it. He is lazy. He has core.

1:23:08 Michael J. Kouri Maybe he is.

1:23:08 Adam Yes.

1:23:09 Drew A lot of people are. That's right. There's a difference between lazy and irresponsible.

1:23:13 Michael J. Kouri What is your astrological sign?

1:23:15 Adam I'm a cancer eye.

1:23:17 Drew Ah.

1:23:18 Adam I don't know. Gemini.

1:23:19 Michael J. Kouri Oh my God. Oh no wonder you're so screwed up.

1:23:23 Adam Yeah.

1:23:24 Michael J. Kouri And what are you? You're a Virgo. You're a Virgo? Are you really?

1:23:26 Adam Yeah.

1:23:27 Michael J. Kouri I would have guessed that you were an Aquarius or a Sagittarius.

1:23:31 Adam Are we compatible, me and Drew, by the way?

1:23:33 Michael J. Kouri No, you're not. Not for marriage anyway.

1:23:36 Adam All right, well we just want a physical encounter.

1:23:39 Drew Yeah, we just have sex once in a while.

1:23:40 Adam Yeah.

1:23:41 Michael J. Kouri Well, that's what happens on those potty breaks. I mentioned to Chris it seemed to happen a little too often. I was wondering what was going on in there.

1:23:48 Adam Yeah.

1:23:48 Michael J. Kouri But seriously, you are a lot like your sign. I mean, you're very typical of your sign and a lot of people under your sign have two sides to them. They have their serious side and they have their comical side and the comical is sometimes much more prevalent than the serious side. So I think you're a very deep person.

1:24:06 Adam Thank you.

1:24:07 Michael J. Kouri And as I said before, I think this is sort of your shtick. This is the character that we see on television and in movies when you're on the radio, when you're on the air. But you do have this other side of you that is very deep and very spiritual. And you do have some purple in your auras.

1:24:23 Adam Not spiritual.

1:24:23 Michael J. Kouri What's that mean? Yeah, no, you're spiritual. What's the purple mean? Spiritual isn't, you know, a lot of people get spiritual confused. They think it means religious. I don't think you're a religious person at all, but it's the purple mean.

1:24:32 Adam I'm not spiritual either, though. I got nothing.

1:24:34 Michael J. Kouri No, no, no, you do. You do. You've got some white.

1:24:37 Drew Purple means spiritual.

1:24:38 Michael J. Kouri Purple is spiritual. You've got some white mixed in there as well. There are moments when you're spiritual. But you know, like meditation. People think meditation means you sit in an Indian style and you chant om, that's just one form of meditation. Do you realize that when you're stuck in traffic on the 405 and you're going to the valley or coming over here and you're thinking about your day and planning your day, that's meditation. When you're standing in the shower in the morning and you're getting ready from work and you're thinking about what you're gonna be doing, that's meditation. Going to the ocean and listening to the waves crash against the shore is also a form or staring at a fire. So you do have those moments.

1:25:15 Adam Is this meditation now?

1:25:16 Michael J. Kouri No, this is not meditation now.

1:25:17 Adam All right, kind of hoping I could get it over with.

1:25:20 Michael J. Kouri Let's ask the callers though, if anybody out there has had any experiences in a haunted house or if they live in haunted houses, I'd be curious to hear about that from the value.

1:25:28 Drew It's a different kind of, a little bit different question.

1:25:30 Adam Paul, 17?

1:25:32 Caller Oh yeah.

1:25:34 Adam Yeah, so it says here you felt very lucky your whole life. You have good instincts.

1:25:41 Caller Yeah, it's like if I'm looking away or something when I'm driving, I like correct it perfectly or I don't know, it's weird. Everything that happens with me, it seems like it turns out perfect.

1:25:53 Adam Right, first off, you're 17, give it time. It'll go south on you real quick.

1:25:57 Michael J. Kouri That's what I was gonna say, yeah, really.

1:25:58 Adam Couple of girlfriends dump you, you get clipped by a drunk driver, believe me. There's plenty of time, plenty.

1:26:04 Michael J. Kouri Adam, you're so psychic.

1:26:06 Adam Yeah, yeah. And you're in high school?

1:26:11 Caller Yeah.

1:26:12 Adam And how you doing, are your grades good?

1:26:14 Caller Yeah.

1:26:15 Adam And you're going off to college?

1:26:16 Caller Yeah.

1:26:17 Adam There you go, you're out of luck here. Where are you going to college?

1:26:20 Caller I'm gonna go to Southern Cal. I'm not sure which college yet.

1:26:24 Adam Uh-huh. Are you a senior?

1:26:28 Caller No, I'm a junior.

1:26:29 Adam A junior.

1:26:29 Drew Wait, you're gonna go to SC?

1:26:31 Adam No, he's coming to Southern California, but he doesn't know which college yet. Yeah, he's a junior, he doesn't have to decide yet.

1:26:37 Michael J. Kouri Do you feel that you're psychic?

1:26:39 Caller No, I just feel that something might just be protecting me a lot. So I thought I could ask you, like, how many of these spiritual guides that you thought I might have? Because I feel like I'm just really being looked out for.

1:26:53 Michael J. Kouri Well, you know, I have to agree with Adam. I think that you are, you probably have several spirit guides, but you haven't really lived life yet.

1:27:01 Caller Oh, I've done so many extremely dangerous things that turned out extremely perfect.

1:27:05 Michael J. Kouri Okay, but that's dangerous things. We're talking about living life and dating and experiencing, you know, death in your life. Not that you're going to die, but, you know...

1:27:14 Adam Hold on. You, you know, doing a tail drag on some railing on your skateboard and not getting stitches in your forehead doesn't mean you have spirit guides protecting you. It just means you got lucky that day.

1:27:23 Caller Well, I think it's more than that. And I'm, well, first of all, I'm not a skater. I don't like skaters.

1:27:32 Drew How dare you, Adam? How dare you?

1:27:34 Adam Well, give us an example of something you've done that has turned out lucky.

1:27:37 Drew But that is an example of concrete thinking, which somebody could be prone to having sort of grandiose thoughts with that.

1:27:43 Adam Give us an example of how you've cheated death.

1:27:47 Caller Well, actually, I have a couple of times. Sometimes I'll know right before something happens. I move right before something happens. We were working on a friend of mine's truck, and we were taking out a transmission. Then the transmission falls off of some blocks. Right before it fell, I flipped over, because I don't know why. I just got this weird feeling. I flipped over, and the transmission smashes into the concrete, makes a big old chip right where my head was.

1:28:15 Adam All right.

1:28:16 Michael J. Kouri That's crushed. That's pretty impressive.

1:28:19 Adam That's white trash, by the way.

1:28:20 Michael J. Kouri He's not going to college. From your voice.

1:28:22 Adam He's not going to college. Do you hear me? He dropped the tranny on an F-150 at 16. Believe me, there's not college bound.

1:28:29 Michael J. Kouri But you do have spirit guides around you. And I do feel from your voice that I feel five. Well, one of them is telling me that her name is Joanne. Now, this may not be somebody that you've known in your lifetime, but she says she's been with you since you were four years old. And she watches over you. And I do sense that you're going to go quite far in life. You will live past the age of 85. And you're going to accomplish quite a few great feats in your life.

1:28:57 Caller I've had other psychics tell me I was going to be 93.

1:29:00 Michael J. Kouri Well, I said over 85.

1:29:02 Adam They rarely go with 19. Okay, Paul. And I got another name for a psychic spirit, James Brolin, of the AMCO commercials. Yeah. Double A-M-C-O. He's looking over you, too. Drew, do you have any idea what I'm talking about?

1:29:16 Drew No idea.

1:29:17 Adam AMCO?

1:29:17 Drew But I'm going with you.

1:29:18 Adam You lived in...

1:29:18 Drew I know what AMCO is. Double A-M-C-O. I don't remember James Brolin doing the commercials, though.

1:29:25 Adam Drew, where are my spiritual guides for Dr. Drew over here?

1:29:29 Drew Where do your spiritual guides actually think you're funny?

1:29:31 Caller Oh, well, of course.

1:29:32 Adam Look, if I go talk to an Eskimo, he's not going to think I'm funny because he doesn't understand my language. You understand? If you don't understand any language, of course you're not going to think I'm funny.

1:29:41 Drew What are you doing?

1:29:42 Adam You don't know James Brolin does AMCO commercials.

1:29:45 Drew All right. All right.

1:29:46 Adam I've had enough of you. We're taking a quick break. And then I got Chris over here.

1:29:51 Drew He's a high spirits. And I know he's been laughing at your stuff.

1:29:54 No, no, no.

1:29:56 Adam James Brolin AMCO commercials.

1:30:00 Michael J. Kouri No, it's not James Brolin.

1:30:01 Adam So they've only been running for five years.

1:30:03 Drew All right.

1:30:03 Adam We're going to take a look. He's AMCO. And see, here's my problem. Here's my spiritual problem. I think for a second, wait a minute. And then it turns out now he's been a spokesman for nine years now. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:30:24 Caller Dr., how much money do guys spend trying to get chicks?

1:30:28 Adam Into the billions?

1:30:29 Caller Cars? Condos? Hair plugs?

1:30:33 Adam All they need is a max deodorant body spray and a million dollars. See you time Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. That's Dr. Drew over there. Michael J. Kouri in here. Psychic extraordinaire. Thank God. I'll tell you, straighten Drew right out. By the way, James Brolin has been the spokesperson for AMCO for 10 years now. Well, actually nine. Nine and change. 2005, it'll be 10 years. He's been the... So I said to Drew, and this is one of the things I love most about dear, dear friend Michael J. Kouri, is my argument with Drew all the time is he says, hey, let's sue me, I've never seen the commercial, I've never heard, I never heard. I always say to him, yeah, you have, it just didn't register. And he said, no, I haven't. And Michael jumped in, he got my back, and he said, yeah, you have, and you have. Because you got a radio.

1:31:35 Michael J. Kouri Everybody's heard of that commercial though for years.

1:31:38 Adam Thank you, thank you.

1:31:39 Michael J. Kouri I'm really impressed with you, you're a pretty smart guy.

1:31:42 Adam Way smarter than Dr. Drew.

1:31:44 Michael J. Kouri Whatever happened to Greg Brady?

1:31:45 Adam Yeah, it's right here. Thank you, baby dog. All right, you ready? We moving forward? Oh, by the way, we're almost out of time. So you gotta tell us, you gotta tell us some past life stuff.

1:31:57 Michael J. Kouri I will, I will, I will. Well, now is the time. Only two minutes left, my goodness, wow. But also I wanted to mention, if people wanna reach me, they can always find me at my website. Can we mention that on the air?

1:32:08 Adam You can.

1:32:08 Michael J. Kouri It's icghosts.com. It's the letter I, the letter C as in cat, the word ghosts, ghosts.com. And they can come to my website. It's pretty cool and check it out.

1:32:22 Adam All right, now tell Drew what he was before he was nothing.

1:32:25 Michael J. Kouri Like I said, I don't know exactly. No, no, no, I can see a lot. I've learned a lot about you in the two hours that I've been sitting here.

1:32:31 Adam I didn't know James Brolin.

1:32:33 Michael J. Kouri That's right. Isn't James Brolin married to Barbra Streisand? Are they still married?

1:32:36 Adam Yes.

1:32:38 Michael J. Kouri Go, go, stop. I'm getting a sign. It's a stop sign. No, just kidding. I sense that you have had many, many lives. I mean, you've probably had a hundred lives that you've been here. Now, of course, I don't know for sure. You have to be regressed, but I think that you've worked in the medical profession many, many times before, and that seems to be an area that you gravitate to. There are four Spirit Guides here that I'm seeing around you, Drew, and two of them are women, and they're telling me that you have been a healer before. In the past. Well, you use a passionate man. He's very passionate about you, too, and if you'd let him in a little bit more, you know, you'd get a lot more help.

1:33:22 Adam Not worth it.

1:33:24 Drew He says it hurts.

1:33:25 Adam It hurts.

1:33:26 Drew I bet.

1:33:27 Michael J. Kouri Oh, that's why I see whips around you. Oh, okay, now I understand.

1:33:31 Adam All right, so Drew is a healer. You got nothing.

1:33:34 Drew We're the male, the male.

1:33:34 Adam Give him something good. Give us something good.

1:33:36 Drew Well, I've given you something.

1:33:37 Michael J. Kouri I've given you a lot of good stuff. The male guys? You have two male and two female.

1:33:40 Drew What are the male guys?

1:33:41 Michael J. Kouri One of the males is telling me his name is Daniel. That may be the Daniel I picked up earlier today, this evening, and he's telling me that he is a relative of yours, that he is on your mother's side of the family and he's like a great, great, great uncle. Smoked a pipe, reddish-colored hair.

1:34:00 Drew What does he do, does he watch over for me, something?

1:34:02 Michael J. Kouri Well, he sort of helps you. He gives you guidance in your work as a medical professional.

1:34:06 Adam It's kind of stuck being assigned to Drew.

1:34:09 Michael J. Kouri He also worked in the medical profession himself as well. So it'd be interesting if you could look into that and find out who he was. Now, Adam, on the other hand, as I said before.

1:34:19 Adam See if you can find out who James Brolin is.

1:34:21 Michael J. Kouri I think that Adam, I think that you were one of the garbage collectors in Rome.

1:34:28 Adam That's right.

1:34:29 Michael J. Kouri I feel that you probably scraped up the Christians from the floor of the, when the lions ripped them apart in the Colosseum. No, I'm just kidding.

1:34:37 Adam Yeah, I would go through their wallets, take their watches. A lot of them wore fake Rolexes even back then.

1:34:42 Michael J. Kouri Even back then? I thought they had sundials in those days. But honestly, truth be known, you've probably lived many lifetimes as well. No, less. You're what we call a new soul. Your aura content tells me that you haven't been on the earth as much as Drew has. But you will learn a lot in this lifetime.

1:35:00 Adam All right, well, hold on a second. One thing I've learned is we've got to take a break.

1:35:04 Drew Oh, that's a great radio.

1:35:05 Adam It's called a great, great radio. Hold on a second, Michael J. Kouri, a psychic extraordinaire. And tonight, I will come back and say bye. But give me one revelation about Drew and about me when we come back, who cares if it's true. We'll be back after this.

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1:35:52 Adam Well, that's it. Michael J. Kouri, I want to thank you for coming in tonight. Anything, you got about 25 seconds.

1:35:58 Drew Well, thanks.com.

1:35:59 Michael J. Kouri Thank you for having me on your show. I really appreciate that. And like I said before, if people want to come and meet me, they can come on a tour. I do tours all year long. I hope that you guys will come on one of the tours.

1:36:08 Adam No.

1:36:08 Michael J. Kouri I think you would, oh, come on. I think you'd have a great time.

1:36:11 Adam I would, but there's so many things I would have a good time doing that I never end up doing.

1:36:15 Michael J. Kouri But see, we might have fun. See, Drew and I could push you off of Suicide Bridge and we could watch you splat. Yeah, that might be really fun, just kidding. All right. But honestly, your auras have changed many, many times and your aura was green when we started and it turned yellow and red. And I do see a lot of purple and white around you. And I do think you are somewhat of a spiritual person. Thank you. But really, thank you for having me on your show. It's been a lot of fun.

1:36:39 Drew Well, we appreciate it.

1:36:41 Adam Well, about this time next year should do the trick.

1:36:45 Drew Happy Halloween to everybody.

1:36:46 Adam All right, so until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo, angry and Oh, my God, I just had a flash.

1:36:53 Michael J. Kouri In your past life, you were hamburger meat.

1:36:58 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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