Episode 1000654452331

6:41 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

6:45 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

6:48 Voiceover Sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

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7:08 Voiceover Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist. Tonight from Jimmy Eat World, Zach Lin and Rick Burch. Both in studio.

7:18 Drew Gentlemen, Adam is not always routinely dressed like this. Maybe three out of five nights. He looks nice.

7:22 Jimmy Eat World I was caught off guard.

7:23 Adam Well, I knew the band was coming in.

7:26 Jimmy Eat World Dressing up, putting on your Sunday best for the boys.

7:29 Adam Let's face it. I mean, everyone's got a little school girl in them when it comes to the band. I'm heterosexual, but I still, I know an opportunity. When I see one, Drew.

7:37 Drew Well, you want to make the best of it.

7:38 Adam I want to make the best of it. I'll put my best foot forward. Now I did Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight.

7:44 Drew So I saw.

7:45 Jimmy Eat World We were just on that show last week.

7:46 Adam Yes, you were. That's right. You guys were very good on it, by the way.

7:50 Jimmy Eat World And I gotta say, that's the best late night show to be a part of and to play. By far.

7:56 Adam Yeah, it is because, and I've done the other late night shows when bands are on there. First time, Kilbourne, or what used to be Kilbourne, they would pre-tape the band.

8:06 Drew Right, you'd never meet the band.

8:07 Adam So you'd never, they'd be walking out when you were walking up and it's kind of weird. And then, and Leno's just kind of go off to the side and there's a bunch of octogenarians sitting out there sort of hoping to die halfway into the set. Conan, I've not, I don't know, but Kimmel has a good, has it actually, they're there to see the band, more there to see Kimmel.

8:29 Drew Oh, of course.

8:30 Adam Right.

8:31 Jimmy Eat World It's a real stage, real audience. Yeah, Jimmy does it right. And Conan's good, too, but, you know, the Kimmel Show is by far the best for a band, from a band's perspective.

8:41 Adam Yeah, they go into the, we guys performed in the entry or the bar, whatever, crowds are in the back.

8:48 Jimmy Eat World We actually ended up performing in the back parking lot.

8:51 Adam Oh, were you in the back?

8:52 Jimmy Eat World Yeah, yeah.

8:52 Adam Oh, that's the best.

8:53 Jimmy Eat World It was awesome.

8:54 Adam I was saying to somebody, we were up doing it in the back, and they were like, well, hold on a second. I know, I feel like an a-hole, but here's the thing. I was saying, don't we perform in the back anymore? And they said, no, we're not doing the back thing anymore. We're performing in the front thing.

9:09 Drew After Jimmy Eat World took it apart, that was it.

9:11 Adam Well, maybe, maybe that's it. They just dismantled it, and they've turned it, you know what? There's just a plaque there now, Drew. They don't, there's nothing, just a plaque. They're not gonna rebuild.

9:22 Jimmy Eat World We'd love to say that, but I think that Donna's played it like two days after we did, so.

9:25 Adam But they played on the plaque.

9:27 Jimmy Eat World But we were the last males to play, and they were the last females to play, and so.

9:30 Adam That's right. And there's another plaque for them, and now that's it.

9:34 Jimmy Eat World Then RuPaul, I think, is the only one left.

9:35 Adam And there's a third plaque, and that was it. That's enough with the plaques, I told them. Yeah, oh, outside stage, huge. And they only give that to the big bands, I gotta tell you.

9:45 Jimmy Eat World Really?

9:48 Adam No, but.

9:49 Drew Benny Goodman and the big bands.

9:51 Adam Yeah, the big bands. Once your dad listed Les Brown and this band of renown. Yeah, folks died in plane crashes many years ago. All right, so on tour, in the middle of the tour, gonna be at the, or are we in the middle?

10:06 Jimmy Eat World Kind of, yeah, pretty much in the middle.

10:08 Adam Henry Fonda Theater tomorrow night, sold out. I like just saying that. Now, can you get tickets if something's sold out? I mean, if you go down to the Henry Fonda Theater.

10:16 Jimmy Eat World There's always ways, there's always ways to get tickets somehow.

10:18 Drew But is the box office open and hand out a few tickets?

10:20 Jimmy Eat World I don't think so, no, but I mean, you know, if you.

10:23 Drew Like, come on down and get some false tickets from the scalpers. Yeah.

10:26 Adam I always, I always admire the moxie of the person. It says, yeah, we're going to the playoff game. It's like, well, do you have tickets? No, no, we're heading out there. Well, isn't it sold out? Oh, sure, it's been sold for months. What are we doing then? We're going to go, we'll get in. And they always get in unless I go with them, in which case they don't get in. But it's a certain way to approach life. That I'm going down, don't worry about it, we're getting in. I like that.

10:51 Jimmy Eat World It's like the event was important enough to go and like scrounge and try and get tickets at the very last second, but then it wasn't important enough to like plan ahead and, you know.

11:00 Adam I say, if you're, that's me, if you're a big Jimmy Eat World fan, you go down to Henry Fonda Theater out here in Los Angeles.

11:06 Drew Have an homage, just show up.

11:08 Adam Show up, light a candle.

11:09 Jimmy Eat World Candlelight vigil outside.

11:11 Adam Put a plaque down and see if you can get in. The band hasn't been here for three years, by the way. No idea, you guys do play my theme song, Anderson, if you want to have that somewhere around. This is a song I sort of envision. I don't, it's not playing in my mind. I envision it playing in the minds of others.

11:32 Drew In the commercial, in the beginning of the television series with Adam's name on it, this is the music that plays as he's walking into the restaurant or bar.

11:40 Adam The bar, chicks looking at me, bouncing in slow motion.

11:44 Jacket is slung over the shoulder and moving in time.

11:47 Adam I do a thing with my shades where I dip them down and there's a couple hot chicks at the bar and they hoist a martini glass, but I got to keep moving. There'll be time for love later, I'm moving.

11:58 Jimmy Eat World It's not the whole song though, just that loop.

12:00 Drew Yeah, but this song is all about point of view though, because you see, you can flash to the women's point of view of seeing Adam as he walks in. Forget the opening of the television series.

12:10 Adam They're hearing this too, yeah.

12:11 Drew The women hear the following.

12:13 Jimmy Eat World We're honored to be a part of your hallucination.

12:15 Adam Are you saying this is what's going on in their minds?

12:21 Jimmy Eat World That's not fair. I don't believe that. I think Adam is much more.

12:24 Adam Yeah, you're saying it's different than my theme. Now, true, they say this is for the lovemaking.

12:37 Jimmy Eat World That's tough.

12:38 Adam Then the slide whistle. All right, not enough made of that slide whistle anymore. We could have it.

12:48 Drew We need it on this show.

12:49 Adam Anderson, will you have anything that resembles a slide whistle over there in that studio?

12:56 Drew There we go.

12:57 Adam That was fast. Oh, he's quick.

12:59 Drew He's genius.

12:59 Adam Yeah, yeah, think about, come on Anderson. Anderson's like one of these restaurants where either you get your food in five minutes or not at all. If it don't show up, like it's either pow, oh my God.

13:10 Drew It could get thrown at you too.

13:12 Adam Or it gets thrown at you in the pan, it's still in the pan.

13:15 Right.

13:15 Jimmy Eat World Speaking of restaurants, Rick and I were at the the restaurant hotel in Studio City where we were staying and Angeline walks in to the restaurant, uses the bathroom and walks out.

13:24 Adam Angeline, the iconic.

13:27 Is she a walker yet or is she a big chug?

13:30 Jimmy Eat World No, but.

13:30 Adam She's a comic book.

13:31 Jimmy Eat World Oh man, it was pretty, like I'd always seen the billboards but I'd never actually seen her. And Jim actually said that he saw her one time in a Whole Foods.

13:38 Adam Well, for people who don't know who Angeline is, by the way, and there's a handful of, there's Woodruff, Dennis Woodruff, the actor. There's a couple of these people that are just sort of fixtures.

13:49 Drew Los Angeles characters.

13:51 Adam Yeah, there's a guy down on Venice Beach who wears the turban and plays the guitar and has the inline skates, right? There's a handful of these guys that have been here for so long and had little to no success for so long, but somehow.

14:04 Drew They're just those guys.

14:06 Adam They become those guys, maybe Melrose Larry Green or something like that.

14:10 Drew Remember the Laguna Beach Greeter?

14:11 Adam Who's the Laguna Beach Greeter?

14:13 Drew There was a guy who used to stand on the street corner.

14:14 Adam Oh, just waving people.

14:15 Drew He became the Laguna Beach Greeter. Some homeless guy. Wave people.

14:19 Adam Yeah, you can do it. You can do it with a sports franchise too. You just, you get a crazy top hat and a bugle and you show up and eventually, if they don't throw you out after about four seasons, you become the crazy top hat bugle guy. And if you have enough time, you can do it. Yeah, well, I'll tell you what I don't like. Why don't, and Angelina, or...

14:39 Drew Well, by the way, my favorite show on Loveline was circa 1984. With Angelina Nina Hagen. Yeah, I really felt like it went into like a space vehicle.

14:53 Adam Yeah, and she's not, by the way, she's never been an actress, but she's been an actress being herself in movies where she's not being an actress.

15:04 Jimmy Eat World Well, it's like what you're talking about when you see the guy going down the sidewalk in Venice Beach on the roller skates or you see the Angelina billboard, those are the things they show when like it's a movie and they want to establish that they're in LA. It's like, then you see those things all the time, and that's kind of, I guess, Angelina made it happen somehow.

15:22 Drew Mind you, in 1984.

15:24 Adam Yes, Drew.

15:24 Drew One of years ago.

15:25 Adam And Drew, one day you're gonna, hey, you know, during the commercial, why don't you write down some of the bands that have passed through here under your watch?

15:32 Drew Okay, that's a good idea.

15:32 Adam Because it's crazy. I mean, you guys, it's stuff your grandparents listen to. I mean, like, I mean.

15:41 Drew That's why when you mentioned big game bands, I thought, well, I'm sorry.

15:44 Adam Yeah, but think of some of those from the early 80s.

15:46 Drew She was not a young lady in 1984.

15:49 Adam Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And a novelty boob job, which only gets worse with time. All right, all right, Drew. Well, listen, we don't have to have sex with everyone we talk about, do we? No. We just treat women like human beings.

16:01 Drew But I'm not disparaging her or saying she should be less attractive, but the whole presentation is of a-

16:09 Adam Novelty chugs. Yeah.

16:10 Drew A novelty young woman experience.

16:12 Adam Yeah, I understand. And by the way, she's ready to break any day now.

16:15 Drew Yeah. Yeah, she'll break out.

16:16 Jimmy Eat World But she was in full Angeline gear and pink Corvette and the whole nine.

16:20 Adam Oh, no, you have to live it. Yeah, drives the pink vet around.

16:23 Jimmy Eat World I was impressed.

16:24 Adam It's perfect. Like I'm going to tell my kid, listen, if by 25, you don't got anything cooking, like, you know, you're just working down at the Shell station or something. It's time to go for it. It's time to get the inline skates, the guitar, the boob job. Oh yes, I said boob job and the trumpet and start going to the Clippers game or whatever it is you got to do. But you're going down in history, my friend. Yes, Drew?

16:47 Drew Yes, sir.

16:48 Adam All right, Drew, start writing some of the crazy bands. Thompson Twins.

16:53 Wow.

16:56 Adam I mean, look, I.

16:58 Drew Boy George on one time.

17:00 Really?

17:00 Adam I don't think I was here. Go ahead, but then go for some good deep cuts too, like Skritty Politti.

17:07 Drew Skritty Politti or Catherine Wheel.

17:09 Adam Catherine Wheel. Just everyone from sort of perennials to one hit wonders. And then there's the Willie Nelsons and there's these folks. But you should dig deep and think 80s. Think 80s and think like New Wave. Think K-Rock and it's in its prime, it's inception. All right? All right, so just, Drew, don't talk to anyone. You just sit there and write that. And don't write Willie Nelson. I just said Willie Nelson.

17:33 Drew No, I'm just trying to jar my memory. Relax, it's just.

17:35 Adam All right, well, jar it back like 15 years. Willie Nelson was in there like five years ago.

17:40 Drew I'm anxious to actually hear this call.

17:42 Adam Really? But keep writing.

17:43 Drew All right, all right.

17:44 Adam Justin?

17:45 Drew Yeah.

17:46 Adam You're 22?

17:48 Drew Yes.

17:48 Adam Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Engineer Chris, wake up. Why don't you get on the computer and find some big 80s bands from the K-Rock days of Europe?

17:59 Drew It's in a block of the 80s.

18:01 Adam 80s was a decade, not the last decade, but the one before that.

18:05 The one after the 70s?

18:07 Adam Yeah, between the 70s and the 90s. Find that one. Find some K-Rock perennials. Drew will put a check by almost every one of them and it'll be weird. Yes? All right, let's talk to Justin.

18:19 Hey, how's it going, guys?

18:21 Adam What's happening?

18:22 Well, I heard you guys talking on a show about fetishes and Dr. Drew had said that there wasn't much done to fetishes and I wanted to let him know that I actually go into a doctor.

18:33 Drew No, I said there was controversy about this and people don't know for sure what causes these things.

18:38 Yeah, and I went to a doctor due to some emotional problems that had my parents had me at a very, very young age, weren't around to give me any attention and I went to go see my psychiatrist periodically for about two years. He had walked me through my steps that I remember from birth and growing older and I was never really held and I was never really loved. So through the time he asked me what things I like about women and what things I like in general and I told him, I'm a real big legs person. I love feet and I love to be held and he had come to the conclusion that my fetish with feet and legs would be that I was always at my parents or at someone's feet.

19:17 Drew Justin, that's not, unfortunately, no one's ever proven that the way it works. It's an unbelievable story. That's the natural, of course, conclusion anyone would draw is that you have difficulty, you have terror around your interaction or need, around your overwhelming feelings, around your interaction with mom, but you're always there at the feet. And so the image becomes ingrained, associated with those very, very powerful feelings is the feet.

19:37 Adam All right, but isn't there just a certain percentage of screw balls that are gonna be in the feet and a certain percentage of geniuses that are gonna be in the boobs, like mom?

19:45 Drew Yes, geniuses only for the breast. That's right. You got that right. But no, we really don't know for sure exactly where this mechanism gets etched into the brain.

19:55 Adam But the point is, is it's etched in. So what are you gonna do, Justin? You like feet.

20:00 Yeah, I like feet and legs. And the one other thing was since I was never healthy, it told me, that's why you love to be held so much. So it helped me with the girls because most men, when they're done being with their lady, they don't want to be held or anything along those lines. I'm a person that just loves to cuddle.

20:14 Drew Very sophisticated interpretations here.

20:16 Adam Very sophisticated. And by the way, not being held is a child, oftentimes makes the child not want to be held.

20:22 Drew That's correct.

20:23 Adam As an adult, more often than not, right?

20:25 Drew Yes, in fact, the probability is you probably were held quite a bit, but it was probably taken away from you. And that's where you got the need to be held.

20:32 Adam Well, good work there, Justin.

20:33 And I just want to tell you guys one other thing that whenever I listen to you guys, I think of a saying I've always heard in high school is offense gets the glory, but defense wins the game. I want to say to you, Dr. Drew, you're definitely the offense, and Adam, you're the defense, you know?

20:50 Adam Right, all right, so I win the game.

20:52 Drew I'm the defense.

20:53 You win the game.

20:53 Adam Yeah, I often think of the adage that my football coach told me, which was tying is like kissing your sister. That's what I think of when I listen to this show. Or you're getting blown out like an ass through a goose. I remember that. That's nice for a nine-year-old to have to hear that.

21:10 Drew Lovely to hear that, yes.

21:11 Adam It was great. Pop Warner football was great because it was 25 years ago, 30 years ago, and no one had told adults they had to treat kids like kids. They would just start yelling at you and mash you around and start screaming at you and terrify you, like ex-junior college football players that were 50 pounds overweight and just start screaming at the 10-year-old kids. It was awesome.

21:33 Drew It was good times.

21:34 Adam You could never do that to kids anymore, by the way. They'd start screaming at them. Do that move where they grab your face mask when they're angry.

21:43 Drew They start yanking you around.

21:44 Adam No, they do that.

21:46 Drew You can't play football without that. You gotta lie them on the ground on their back and pick them up by the face mask.

21:50 Adam It's tough to explain to the kids that face masking is a penalty when every time the coach gets pissed, he grabs the face mask and starts dragging the kid around. You know what I'm saying?

21:59 Drew That's a universal expression of affection for football. And understood that way by the kids, too.

22:05 Adam Good, all right. Shannon?

22:08 Drew Yeah.

22:09 Adam 22? Engineer Chris, you got any bands there? You got anything cool?

22:14 Drew Give me that list.

22:14 Adam Yeah, give me, hold on a second. Yeah, what do you got?

22:18 Drew Go get the list, print it up and get it out here.

22:20 I have it by letter.

22:21 Adam Yeah, what do you got?

22:22 What letter? Okay, number A is a-ha.

22:25 Adam A-ha, hold on, hold on, it's not a-ha.

22:27 Drew A is flock of seagulls?

22:28 Adam Hold on, hold on. Speaking of F, that's what he's getting in junior college right now. But no, let me say something. Hold on a second. It's not a-ha.

22:37 Jimmy Eat World A-ha. It's a-ha.

22:39 Drew A-ha.

22:40 Adam A-ha.

22:42 Jimmy Eat World Yeah.

22:43 Adam Did you have?

22:44 Drew No, we had the-the. Oh, you had the-the?

22:46 Adam Yeah. All right, and you've had da-da.

22:50 Drew I can't remember that.

22:51 Adam I know they were in here, because I was in the house.

22:52 Drew But Abba, no.

22:56 Adam No, Abba's not an 80s K-rock band.

22:58 Drew Here we go, keep going. Don't yell at me. Sorry, sorry. Alphaville? No. Get the printout. All right, gotta get the printout.

23:06 Adam Chris, you wanna get the printout?

23:07 Drew Please, thank you. We'll be right back.

23:09 Adam Give me a little more.

23:10 Jimmy Eat World What about Firehose? Do you ever have them? Or was it Firehose or Firehouse or something?

23:15 Adam Firehouse.

23:16 Drew I actually sounds familiar. That was on the same time as Catherineville, right? Yeah.

23:19 Jimmy Eat World It was like, they were kind of like the, you know, with Poison, Def Leppard, they were kind of the B team of, you know, that era.

23:28 Adam Well, Drew-

23:29 Drew Poison, I think, too.

23:30 Jimmy Eat World Like late 80s.

23:31 Adam All right, we're gonna get the list. Shannon?

23:35 Yeah.

23:36 Adam You're 22? What's up?

23:40 Caller Well, I was at a wedding last weekend and had too much to drink and ended up having sex with someone and I'm on birth control, but I've missed a couple of times.

23:50 Drew What is that about a wedding that women do that? It's some either-

23:54 Caller It's even worse than that. Adam's gonna love the story because the wedding was in Tennessee and there was moonshine.

24:03 Drew Very quaint. But it's not just about the alcohol. Something happens to women at weddings.

24:07 Adam Yeah, they become receptive.

24:09 Drew They become receptive.

24:10 Caller That's awesome.

24:11 Adam Guys get hungry, women get receptive.

24:13 Drew That's exactly right.

24:14 Adam Yeah.

24:15 Drew What is that?

24:16 Caller I don't know.

24:16 Drew It's a sort of ritualistic biological response.

24:19 Adam It's good. The problem with it is not many single guys go to the wedding though. You always go with your girlfriend or wife. If they knew this.

24:25 Drew If they knew this.

24:26 Adam Oh yeah, easy pickings. And then you mix that jug cider in to the mix and forget it's an orgy of vomit and semen. Good. Absolutely.

24:39 Drew I like taters.

24:43 Adam So Shannon, you were in Tennessee, you drank moonshine, and who'd you have sex with?

24:50 Caller Someone at the wedding.

24:51 Drew Oh, okay. Wait, wait, slow down, slow down.

24:54 Adam I'm just gonna scratch your head out.

24:56 Drew Right there, I got a diagram. Yeah, hold on, hold on, sweetie.

24:58 Adam You can't throw a curve ball like that at me, sweetie, without me being prepared. She said somebody from the wedding.

25:04 Drew Somebody at the wedding. At the wedding.

25:05 Adam Oh, at the wedding.

25:07 Drew Oh, okay. At the wedding, had sex with somebody at the wedding.

25:10 Adam This is, this cast a totally different shadow in the whole thing.

25:14 Drew Got it.

25:14 Adam Okay, well now, that's much different. And.

25:17 Caller The thing was, there's too much moonshine and I wasn't really clear on who the person was until, you know, after the act and even still. I would have found, didn't know very many people there and ended up.

25:29 Drew So was it, who do you think it was?

25:31 Caller I know it was a friend of the groom.

25:36 Drew And was that you also a friend of the groom?

25:39 Caller He's actually my brother-in-law.

25:41 Adam Brother-in-law, all right.

25:44 Drew He's now your brother-in-law?

25:45 Caller Well, now, as of this weekend, yeah.

25:47 Drew This was your sister's wedding?

25:49 Caller Yeah.

25:54 Adam Yeah, you still drunk off the white lightning, baby?

25:58 Caller You know what, I've decided to scratch moonshine off the list of things that will ever go into my body again.

26:03 Adam Good.

26:03 Drew That's a good plan.

26:04 Jimmy Eat World Is she older, are you older than your sister?

26:07 Caller No, she's older than me.

26:08 Jimmy Eat World Oh, okay.

26:08 Adam You may want to add a hillbilly penis to that list of things that are never gonna enter your body again, too, by the way.

26:14 Caller It's definitely on there.

26:15 Drew What is your question?

26:15 Adam All right, because that's at the top of mine.

26:17 What is your question?

26:19 Caller The thing is, I'm on birth control, but I missed a few pills this month, so I stopped the pack. And when I got home, I took the morning after pill, but now I'm nervous and freaking out about it, and I went to the pregnancy test, but I want to make sure that the morning after pill, the hormones in that won't affect the test.

26:38 Drew No, they will be as accurate as in any other circumstance.

26:44 Caller And the tests are usually accurate up to like a week, right?

26:47 Drew They're very accurate, yeah.

26:48 Adam Well, they used to be like two weeks or 10 days or something.

26:51 Drew Yeah, but I think they're up to a week, no, some of them.

26:52 Adam Well, don't they have ones that are immediate now?

26:55 Drew There may be one, their accuracy starts to decay, I think, up to about four days, but look, read the package.

27:00 Adam All right, Chris, what do you got over there, buddy? You got some more bands for Drew? All right, you're gonna print that out? All right, we're gonna print that out because Drew has been here, what's the matter, Drew?

27:11 Drew I thought you were gonna print it out five minutes ago.

27:13 Adam I was gonna do it, he's getting to it. He's getting to it. He's gonna go print it out.

27:18 Drew Good times?

27:19 Adam Yeah, you don't just press a button and have it, okay, maybe you do print it, okay, maybe you do, but the point is, I mean, symbolically, you don't just press a button even if you actually just press a button. Obviously, there's more to printing out than just hitting the print cursor on the key. Yeah, I'm not a computer expert. I know it takes some work. You're gonna print that out?

27:40 Drew Right now?

27:41 Adam All right, all right, let's go and get on that. And I'm on it, I'm on it. You know what, Chris, be good, you know what would be a good gig for Chris? Navigator in a rally race. Like, you're just going down some Alpine mountain about 90 miles an hour and he's like, I have a plethora of lists.

27:57 Drew Air traffic control. Boom, right off a cliff.

28:03 Adam Air traffic control?

28:04 Drew Chris. That'll be good. Is it printing?

28:05 Adam Is it printing?

28:07 Drew I'm printing right now.

28:08 Adam All right, it's printing now, Drew. What do you think? No, he's actually, it has a press that he's actually using.

28:17 Drew He's actually physically printing it.

28:19 Adam We don't have a printer here, we just have letters that we can interchange.

28:22 Drew That's all right, I'll use time. Whatever.

28:24 Adam He's got it, he's on top of it. All right, you ready, Drew? Give the kid a break. Hey, let me tell you what happens to a lot of people. The mic heats up, they get the adrenaline surge.

28:34 Drew Well, definitely, they're transfixed by you.

28:35 Caller The printer's not in the studio, so I mean.

28:37 Adam Right.

28:37 Drew No, no, it's like, not like you click and then.

28:41 Adam All right, listen.

28:42 Drew He's transfixed by you, Adam, transfixed.

28:43 Adam Give the kid a break. All right, now you got some good bands on there because Drew, 20 years on this show now, Drew. I want some crazy bands that you circle on.

28:51 Drew It's been Anne's down here, she would remember all this stuff, too.

28:53 Adam Jimmy Eat World in studio tonight, we're gonna hear something. And by the way, maybe 10 years from now, you'll make the list of Drew's crazy bands that have been in here.

29:03 Drew And Adam will be saying that 30 years on the show.

29:05 Jimmy Eat World What are you gonna do? Yep. Maybe we can have your washed up bands reunion and we'll come back.

29:09 Adam Not all washed up, not all washed up. Some blast from the past, some that may have influenced you, I'm sure. All right, we'll take a little break. Jimmy Eat World in studio tonight, we'll hear something off the new CD after this.

29:22 Thank you for calling Loveline.

29:24 Caller Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

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29:48 Adam Here, buddy, Loveline from Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Here we go. It wouldn't be a Loveline show unless someone came in. Jimmy Eat World in tonight. That's Zach Lynn and Rick Burch in here. Drew's doing his homework, trying to come up with kooky bands that have been in here in the last 20 years that he's seen. Drew, I don't think a lot of these even registered for you, but I know they've all been through here.

30:14 Drew Oh, a lot of them I may have been in, I just can't remember.

30:17 Adam All right, what do you got there? Give us a short list.

30:20 Drew Erasure.

30:21 Adam Erasure.

30:22 Drew Motels.

30:23 Adam Oh, the motels.

30:24 Drew Echo and the Bunnymen.

30:26 Adam Were they A-holes?

30:27 Drew Not that I recall.

30:28 Adam They sound like it.

30:29 Drew Right Said Fred.

30:30 Adam Right Said Fred.

30:33 Drew Man at Work, NXS, Pizzicato Five.

30:36 Adam Yeah, I like that song in there.

30:39 Drew They did not speak English.

30:41 Adam Oh, really?

30:42 Drew They did not speak English.

30:43 Adam Yeah, Mexican.

30:45 Drew It's Japanese.

30:45 Adam Oh, Japanese, that's right.

30:47 Drew Heaven 17, The Bengals, Devo.

30:49 Adam Yeah, oh, Devo was in here.

30:51 Drew Berlin.

30:51 Adam Berlin, yeah.

30:53 Drew Berlin, it was the first night I was up here. Seal.

30:55 Adam Seal, wow. Drew.

30:58 Drew Billy Eilish, The Cure.

30:59 Adam The Cure, must be great for Jimmy Eat World to sit here while you just name bands that used to be, used to come through here. I know I made you do it, but it just dawned on me. That's horrible, Etika. It's like you going out on a date. What are some of the guys you've had sex with? Well. Let me list them. Let me list them. Drew, yeah, Chris, get on the computer. Let me print that out. Go to wholeworld.com. Yeah. Well, there's a guy named Stu. I don't know his last name. Huge feet, if you know what I'm saying. I just keep calling whether the guy just sits there and stares into his appetizer.

31:32 Drew We're sorry.

31:33 Jimmy Eat World Jimmy Eat World and Drew have agreed to see other people, right?

31:36 Adam Yeah.

31:37 Drew Well, I haven't agreed.

31:38 Adam Yeah, you guys have.

31:39 Drew Well, not for you anyway.

31:40 Jimmy Eat World For me, of course. That's cool. We can share.

31:42 Adam We have an open relationship. He's a doctor. He's clean. So Drew, keep working on that list.

31:48 Drew Scriti Politi, Boy George, Tom.

31:50 Jimmy Eat World Scriti Politi.

31:50 Drew Thompson Twits.

31:51 Jimmy Eat World White Tiger, you ever had them?

31:52 Drew I don't think so.

31:54 Adam Mm, I don't think so.

31:56 Drew Oh, Zig Zig Sputnik. I think we did.

31:59 Adam Really?

31:59 Drew I do, yeah.

32:00 Adam I haven't heard of them.

32:01 Drew That was Nina Hagen days.

32:04 Adam Well, good times there, huh?

32:06 Drew A couple of some more.

32:07 Adam All right. We'll talk to Kelly, who has a Germany or Florida force. This is a huge game.

32:14 Drew What? The guy in the coconuts.

32:16 Adam Oh, Kid Creel. In the coconuts.

32:18 Drew Yeah, yeah.

32:19 Adam Wow.

32:20 Drew And that was over my head. Before it broke, too. They were just, nobody knew who, it was the, it was.

32:24 Adam Well, first off, no one knows of any of them. No, I don't know.

32:28 Jimmy Eat World No, I don't know half of the people you guys are mentioning. Like, the Cure?

32:32 Adam Yeah, yeah, no. No, they're just one hit wonders. We're doing a little, something called Germany or Florida, which is all bizarre stories either emanate for Germany from Germany or Florida. So, the caller calls in, tells us the story, and then we guess, is it Germany or Florida?

32:48 Things are sick and twisted for so much fun and Nazis. Sex, meth and death fetishes, both of them have got these.

32:55 Guaranteed not the Borya, Germany or Florida.

32:57 Adam There's just one hit with Germany or Florida.

32:59 Drew I was thinking about the names you may have heard, dogfish, biohazard. Yeah, great.

33:03 Adam All right, go ahead, go ahead, Kelly.

33:06 Caller Hey guys, I just wanna say I love this show, listen to you guys every night, and I think Germany or Florida is hilarious.

33:13 Adam Thank you, thank you.

33:14 Drew Do you like the accordion countdown?

33:16 Caller I do, can I play that with you guys after this?

33:18 Adam Well, maybe we'll play Ace's accordion countdown after this too, although I'm not sure if we're loaded up or queued up or ready to go. You guys just missed a great look on engineer Chris. Like I said, I'm not sure if we're ready to go, and Drew and I both looked at engineer Chris, and he just looked like the Taco Bell dog.

33:41 Caller He's got to own this hand.

33:42 Adam You're cool, Anderson?

33:44 Caller Cool with what?

33:45 Adam All right, we're ready to go. Here we go, Kelly. Germany or Florida?

33:50 Caller Okay, a man has admitted faking a series of attacks on himself because he did not want to go to work. He admitted tying himself up, flashing the tires of his car, and staging a variety of other incidents. He claimed he was a target of a hate campaign by mystery masked assailants. But police were concerned at the lack of other witnesses to the growing number of attacks, and decided to question the man. Eventually he admitted he had staged the elaborate hoaxes to avoid going to work because it was boring.

34:15 Caller Okay, okay, I got it.

34:17 Adam All right, now let's just hash this out. First of all, Germans love to work.

34:21 Yeah, they do love to work.

34:23 Adam They're very efficient.

34:23 Drew Okay.

34:25 Adam But the hate crime thing.

34:26 Drew The hate crime sounds German.

34:26 Adam Could be German.

34:27 Drew Yeah, it's just the sort of the value they put on the hate crime. They can hide behind that and not be questioned. Yeah, right, right. A, B, Florida. Don't want to go to work?

34:37 Adam Don't go to work. Tell the boss to kiss your ass. Just show up drunk and punch him.

34:41 Drew Laughing time is over. Absolutely, no way anybody in Florida would ever do anything other than just not show up.

34:46 Adam Yeah, you don't have any excuse.

34:48 Drew In fact, they go the other way. They go up mooing the boss.

34:52 Adam Show up, work, steal some copy or toner, huff it and go home.

34:56 Drew There you go.

34:57 Adam Right?

34:57 Drew Yes, this is Germany.

34:58 Adam Germany?

34:59 Drew Germany.

34:59 Adam Even though he doesn't want to go to work. Germany.

35:02 Drew Yeah, but he's so ashamed. He has to hide behind the hate crime.

35:07 Jimmy Eat World I'm gonna have to go with Florida. I'm going opposite way.

35:11 Drew Based on?

35:13 Jimmy Eat World You know, just that gut feeling. We've traveled in both areas quite a bit.

35:16 Adam Yeah.

35:17 Jimmy Eat World You know, probably more than both of you.

35:19 Drew Yeah, certainly in Germany, way more than us.

35:21 Adam Yeah.

35:22 Jimmy Eat World Yeah, so I don't know. Something tells me that it's more of a Florida thing.

35:26 Adam Yeah.

35:27 Drew All right, well done.

35:28 Jimmy Eat World I think I agree. Florida, there's kind of a tweaker element to it.

35:33 Drew Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't think of that.

35:35 Adam Can you do when you're-

35:36 Drew Invigin in the mind of a tweaker.

35:38 Jimmy Eat World And also, I think that when you hang out with Germans now, I don't think they're gonna throw around like, I don't know, the hate crime thing.

35:44 Drew Oh, so it's the opposite. Right, so for them, a hate crime is so egregious, and they wouldn't bring that up.

35:50 Adam You don't play that card.

35:52 Drew Like saying you're an A's or something.

35:54 Adam Your husband who got busted cheating, you don't start accusing your wife of cheating. Interesting, all very valid. Listen, I'm going Germany just so it's like hometown versus visitor.

36:05 Drew I'm with you, but these guys play the game well.

36:08 Jimmy Eat World Do you want to put some money down?

36:09 Adam Wow. Wow.

36:11 Drew They played before.

36:12 Adam Yeah, I don't believe they do. What do you got?

36:14 Jimmy Eat World I got 20 bucks on it.

36:17 What do you got?

36:18 Adam I got a dollar, I got two dollars.

36:20 Jimmy Eat World That's all you got?

36:21 Adam No, three dollars.

36:22 Jimmy Eat World You're sitting here looking at Ferraris before the show. That's all you got?

36:25 Adam Well, don't kid yourself. I got like 80 bucks in the bank. I don't carry it all with me. Hey, that's all. I got three dollars.

36:31 Jimmy Eat World Okay, I'll put in 10.

36:33 Adam You guys gotta come up with eight. That's all you gotta do.

36:35 Drew Just the 10.

36:36 Adam Eight dollars. That's all I got. All right, that's my last three. All right, let's go. Let's go. Come on. Okay, Germany or Florida. Here we go. Stakes as high as they've ever been, mostly because we've never had stakes, but still.

36:48 Drew We've never played a season player.

36:50 Adam None of these people have traveled to Germany and Florida many times.

36:53 Drew They called us out on it.

36:55 Adam All right, Kelly.

36:55 Drew I'm nervous.

36:56 Adam Which is it, Germany or Florida? Ready? Ready? Yes.

37:03 Drew No!

37:04 Adam I think she's lying. You're coming to our house! Yeah, that's huge. That is huge. You know why? You know what this is, what I call this, Drew? Wham, walking around on it.

37:15 Drew Wham, 16 o'clock. That's what this is.

37:17 Jimmy Eat World Wham, 16 o'clock. That goes with the Ferrari fund, Adam.

37:20 Adam Yeah, I have a mason jar that's the size of a tanker. Yes. Oh, wham was in here. Yeah. Wow, interesting. That was what you call win-win. Not only do we have the wham.

37:31 Jimmy Eat World Bonus.

37:32 Adam I'm gonna keep the 10.

37:33 Jimmy Eat World Now, did you smell a whiff of sort of the George Michael? You weren't quite sure if he was straight or gay.

37:43 Drew I can't remember. I can't remember that part.

37:45 Adam Yeah. Well, I think Drew told me that after he gave him a second BJ, he started to think. I wonder. Yeah, you said it tasted like poopy. And I think that's what made you suspicious as a doctor and a man. And a man.

38:00 Jimmy Eat World That's terrible.

38:01 Adam It's horrible. I don't know why he would tell me that. I agree. All right. Well, maybe another Germany or Florida before the night is true.

38:09 Drew Yes? We gotta be given another chance. Yeah.

38:12 Jimmy Eat World We need another chance.

38:13 Adam No, I mean, you guys.

38:14 Drew How about the countdown?

38:16 Adam Oh, Ace is according to the countdown. All right.

38:19 Drew Give him a practice round.

38:20 Jimmy Eat World I can't believe we lost, Rick.

38:21 Drew You can practice round this one.

38:23 Adam All right. Let's all right. Hey, oh, we got to say bye and hi to Kelly. Kelly, thanks a lot for playing the Germany or Florida game.

38:29 Caller No problem, guys. Thank you.

38:31 Adam All right, baby doll. Who do you want to go to, Drew? You want to play a song? Let's play a song.

38:35 Drew All right, good.

38:36 Adam Yeah, we should play Jimmy Eat World's song because it's the least we could do after the fleecing we just gave them. Yes, Drew? All right. We queued up there, Chris? Yeah.

38:46 Drew Chris looks, he's so short of breath from all this excitement in the studio. Yeah.

38:50 Adam Yeah.

38:50 Drew Never seen you guys gamble before.

38:52 Adam He's really put upon tonight, Drew.

38:54 Drew All right, you ready?

38:55 Adam Ready, yeah, this first song is called Work. We'll do a little reminiscent with Dr. Drew. A little something we call Deep Cuts with Dr. Drew, going back to, oh, as far as 20 years ago when he was on this show and some of the bands that have been around, Drew.

42:32 Drew Wow.

42:33 Adam Yeah, that's where he names some of the bands.

42:35 Drew Oh, I'm sorry, Bangles, Berlin, Adam Ant, The Cars, Thomas Dolby, Blondie, Oingo Boingo, Cindy Lauper.

42:41 Adam Yeah, go deep. What else you got?

42:44 Drew I can't remember how the house is up here now, but I think they might have.

42:47 Adam They had to be, UB 40, Midnight Oil. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They laid the pavers for bands like Jimmy Eat World. They were the road crew that went ahead, blazed a trail, cut down the trees, and drove the Golden Spike so that the train, known as Jimmy Eat World, the bullet train, known as Jimmy Eat World.

43:08 Drew Finally, finally that bullet train.

43:09 Adam Blast across the American West, yes?

43:12 Drew With your stop in Vegas.

43:13 Adam That's one, oh, can we get that bullet train? And Drew, don't get me going. They've been talking about building a bullet train to Vegas, you know, from LA to Vegas for like the last 30 years. No one will do it. What's up?

43:25 Jimmy Eat World It's really frustrating, especially for us in Phoenix, because we have no, like, our public transit system in Phoenix is terrible, and they're trying to do this light rail thing, and people are trying to stop it.

43:34 Adam Yeah, oh, I love that.

43:35 Jimmy Eat World You know, and it's like, it's just so dumb. It's like, you know, we go to Japan, and one of the greatest things about going to Japan is the bullet trains are amazing. They're so great. They're so great. And you know, what if the people building the bullet train said, you know what, this is gonna cost too much money, too much effort.

43:47 Drew Or it's gonna have to put some, you know, barriers down so the train can cross.

43:52 Jimmy Eat World Yeah.

43:53 Drew Traffic for three seconds.

43:55 Adam It's, by the way, if you go home, I go home, I watch, I get drunk, and I watch Modern Marvels. I watch Jimmy Kimmel Live, and then I watch Modern Marvels. Yeah, and Modern Marvels is all about the building of the Benjamin Franklin Bridge, the George Washington Bridge, Golden Gate Bridge, all that stuff. And it's the same story all the time. It's like somebody makes a proposal. Instead of taking these slow moving ferries that flood and capsize and stuff from, you know, San Francisco over to, where the hell is that, Drew? There they are.

44:25 Drew San Quentin.

44:26 Adam No, no, not San Quentin.

44:27 Drew That's what's over there, right?

44:28 Adam No, no, you take the Golden Gate Bridge, goes to San Quentin.

44:30 Drew San Quentin's on the other side.

44:32 Adam San Quentin. Not San Quentin, go to San Quentin.

44:34 Drew San Quentin's right on the other side.

44:35 Adam That's where it is, but I mean, the Marin County, thank you. Instead of going from there to there, so we should build a bridge. And then everyone's like, oh no, it's too expensive. It'll never work. And then it takes five years, and there's always one guy. There's always one, and you know what? He's small in stature and a man of few words, but commands the room when he speaks, right? And they always get the bridge built, and it's 70 years later, and since then, 10 billion cars have passed it and everyone's happy. That's all I'm saying, and everyone loves it. Where's our bullet train? And Drew, might you be that man?

45:09 Drew Not small enough.

45:10 Adam What if you got on your knees and you did that DORP thing?

45:14 Drew Every time you ask me to do that, get all my knees out of it, it makes me nervous.

45:17 Adam The whole George Michael thing comes back to haunt you. All right, I'm just saying, we need that, we need, you see, here's what it is, let me tell you. Too many pussy politicians and attorneys now. We can't get that crap done anymore.

45:28 Drew No, no, no, no, no, really, it's the letter writers.

45:29 Adam Yeah, it's the letter writers, right. Somebody wants to build a bullet train, oh, there's an indigenous roached, it lives in the Nevada, crime your river, you old hag. This is what happens, someone writes a letter and then, all right, it gets scrapped and then there's an attorney that says there's gonna be a lawsuit, nothing ever happens. Back then, they would just go.

45:47 Jimmy Eat World I think that's exactly what's happening in our city now is there's like a, there's a small group of people who are like railing against it and it's just really stupid.

45:55 Adam Right, and so three people speak for three million people and nothing ever gets done.

46:01 Drew Every hold up, dime holds up a dollar.

46:03 Adam They got a dime hold up a dollar.

46:04 Jimmy Eat World Those same people will go to Mount Rushmore for vacation and stare at this sort of thing that might be nice to look at, but you know, spend tons of money and lots of effort and they don't wanna build a train in the city that'll help people get around a little better.

46:16 Adam Now here's the thing, they take the road they would have protested against when it was built, they go look at the monument they would have protested against when it was built, they drive the SUV they're protesting against, they pump the gas they're protesting against, they eat the food they protest against, that all the things that they see and would have seen and are using are things they're against.

46:34 Drew And I'm a huge fan of Teddy Roosevelt, but really we had to put his puss up there in stone? Really, Teddy Roosevelt?

46:39 Adam Rough rider, come on. All right, Drew, please. It wasn't his puss, it was his face, I think.

46:44 Drew Oh, yeah, it was.

46:45 Jimmy Eat World I'm just gonna imagine that the Mount Rushmore is exactly the way it is in Team America, where it's actually used for something and they have like, the mouth opens up and we have like a secret terrorist fighting team in there.

46:55 Adam But thanks for giving it away. I know, I haven't seen it yet. Dr. Drew in the Hizzy tonight, taking a walk down memory lane. Keep going, Drew.

47:03 Drew See what you get for us.

47:07 Adam In studio tonight. Take a quick break. Be right back after this.

47:19 Drew Bravo's giving away three scary DVDs to the last caller of this hour. And you'll automatically then enter to win 25 scary movie DVDs.

47:38 Adam Hey buddy, Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, deep in thought over there, trying to figure out his best of Loveline list over the years, the bands that have been in here. Jimmy Eat World in the studio tonight. Hello. Drew, I've never seen you this reflective before.

47:57 Drew Work so hard at something?

47:58 Adam Actually, yeah. Pretenders. Well, as it pertains to the radio show, no, I've seen you prepared for like-

48:03 Drew Lots of things.

48:03 Adam Yeah, you're doing like a speech to eighth graders in Anaheim. Oh, that, yeah, that you'll kill a day on. But this, no, not this show. But what do you got? You got the Pretenders? REM. Oh, REM came in here. I'm surprised. They got attitudes, those guys. RuPaul, cars we mentioned. Who's this?

48:23 Drew I can't remember if they were here or not.

48:25 Adam How about Psychedelic Furs?

48:27 Drew I don't think they were here.

48:28 Adam Really?

48:29 Drew Yeah, I really like, I don't think so.

48:30 Adam No? Mm-hmm. That's good radio, by the way.

48:34 Drew Do you want me to lie?

48:35 Adam No, I just like the idea. I bring up a band and you just say no. No, it's not your fault. It's as much mine as it is yours. All right, but you could lie, yeah. Yeah. You could. Okay, you ready to rock? All right, let's talk to Carly, who's 18. Hi. Thanks.

48:57 Drew She's from Arizona, too?

48:59 Yeah, she's from Arizona.

49:01 Jimmy Eat World Oh, okay, we were just there.

49:03 Really?

49:03 Jimmy Eat World Yeah.

49:04 Adam Well, you guys all, does everyone live in Arizona and Jimmy Eat World?

49:07 Jimmy Eat World Yeah, we all do, in the Phoenix area.

49:09 Adam Phoenix, yeah. It's nice, too hot, though, I think. Yeah, go ahead.

49:15 Caller Okay, so about 10 months ago, I got a vibrator for my first one, and I used it and had like amazing results, I guess you could say.

49:29 Drew I had results.

49:30 Adam Omelets come out fluffier than ever. Yeah. Set-aside customer. Yeah, there you go. And it's good, too, because you can't return them. Lord knows I've tried. You cannot return them. There's a huge sign, and that's why they fire them up in the store. You know, they do that. They just fire it right up. Like, you got some guys, like, got the long hair, he's in a band, he's angry, he's hungover, he's like, brrr, okay, he's a worker, there you go, because you gotta read the sign.

49:56 Caller Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing. So, I did that, and then ever since then, I get nothing.

50:05 Adam You get nothing from a guy or nothing from the vibrator?

50:08 Caller No, from the vibrator. Like, seriously, nothing.

50:12 Drew Wait, wait a minute, how long did you use it for?

50:15 Caller How long?

50:16 Drew How many times did you use it, a bunch of times?

50:18 Caller No, just once, the first time I got it.

50:21 Drew Results.

50:22 Caller I did once, and then it was, like, great, and then ever since then, it's nothing.

50:28 Drew Weird. Have you been trying, like, three times a day or something?

50:31 Caller No, just pretty much when I'm in bed at night, just once a week.

50:35 Drew When was it you got the results, how long ago?

50:39 Adam And have you been trying it periodically since then?

50:43 Caller Yeah, like a couple times a week, or once a week, or whatever.

50:46 Adam All right, it's not working.

50:48 Drew It's very diligent of her to try it for 10 months, twice a week.

50:50 Caller Yeah, but I mean, before that, like, I haven't, I'm a virgin still. So, but before that, I would just do it on my own, you know? Yeah, sure. And every once in a while, I got something and whatever, but now nothing, like nothing since I used that. And I thought first-

51:07 Drew Ooh, a little energy there.

51:08 Adam Angry.

51:09 Drew Nothing, you got that?

51:11 Adam Yeah, I'd be outraged.

51:13 Drew Carly, are you on medication now?

51:14 Caller No.

51:15 Drew Nothing, no birth control pills, no nothing.

51:17 Caller I can't think of anything that would have changed.

51:20 Drew Your mood hasn't changed, you're not feeling more depressed, you're not more stressed, you don't have a relationship that you lost or started, anything?

51:29 Adam Well, it's not, whatever it is, it's time to donate it, by the way, because there are gals out there who don't come from, so to speak. Yeah, I mean, there are people out there who could use a vibrator who would get results with it. You see what I'm saying?

51:42 Drew It's going to waste.

51:43 Adam Yeah, yeah, so drop it into the bin next time you're down at the market.

51:48 Drew Goodwill?

51:49 Adam Yeah, good luck, they call it. And so, it's not for you, so how about finding a boyfriend?

51:56 Caller Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, that would be great. Can you find me one?

51:59 Adam Uh-uh. What's up, you angry? Where's your dad, are you fat? What's happening?

52:06 Caller Oh my gosh, I don't know where to start. You asked like five questions.

52:11 Adam Big, are you big? Start real life. You a big gal?

52:15 Caller No, I kind of have issues with that.

52:17 Adam You do, what are the issues?

52:18 Caller Like I have a problem throwing up.

52:25 Adam Maybe that's an eating disorder.

52:28 Drew You got an eating disorder, I mean, that can affect your sexual function. Has your weight dropped?

52:32 I'm kind of like chunky.

52:34 Drew Has your weight dropped recently? All right, well that could be bad.

52:38 Here's the thing, you got to-

52:39 Caller Like I mean, recent recent, like within the last three months, this is bad.

52:42 Adam All right, but listen, we got to take a break. Don't focus on the vibrator.

52:47 Drew Particular bulimia can be very bipolar with asexuality. Hypersexuality can shut down. It's part of the syndrome.

52:53 Adam Well, you got to get some-

52:54 Drew Treat the eating disorder.

52:55 Adam Treat the eating disorder, then call us back when you can't have the vibrator. You can't have the orgasm.

52:59 Drew This is the deprivation part. She's depriving the sex as well as the food.

53:02 Adam No, everything comes out the mouth, but nothing comes out the vagina.

53:05 Drew That's what it goes.

53:06 Adam Ironic. Take a quick break. Jimmy Eat World and Studio Night. We'll be right back after this.

53:11 Here it is.

53:11 Caller Bottom line, it sucks being single today.

53:14 Tons of lame people and no decent prospects.

53:16 Call the Dateline. 1-877-889-DATE.

53:50 Adam That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Zach and Rick here tonight from Jimmy Eat World. New CD is called Futures. We're gonna hear another song off of that CD in the next couple of few. Wall of Voodoo.

54:06 Drew That's my favorite one so far. Wall of Voodoo.

54:09 Adam Yeah, we're taking a walk down memory lane with Dr. Drew. He's been in here for 20 years. Let me just explain that K-Rock, the mother station here, is really the pioneer of what was then called new wave music, modern music.

54:24 Drew Alternative music.

54:24 Adam Alternative music. The biggest in the world, probably still is. When I say the world, I mean the world. Wasn't anything bigger going on in Japan or Russia or anything like that, right? This is it. This is where it all started. And Drew was right in the hub of that. You're in the eye of the storm of the alternative world.

54:46 Drew I still, to this day, say we gotta write a movie about that.

54:49 Adam Yes.

54:50 Drew Because the characters, the air staff, can never be reproduced again. And then all this crazy music coming over from England and the people exciting it. Ronald Reagan had just become president and there was all this excitement about the music.

55:01 Adam Yeah, everyone dressed like an idiot.

55:02 Drew Like an idiot, the hair all crazy.

55:04 Adam Yeah, I had too much dignity. I wasn't here yet. I was swinging a hammer like a man. Hold my head up high. All right, so Drew, who have you written out? Who have you seen here recently?

55:13 Drew Dead or Alive.

55:13 Adam Dead or Alive.

55:15 Drew Madorama, Drama Rama, Madness, Pet Shop Boys, Stray Cats.

55:20 Ooh, Stray Cats.

55:22 Adam All the bands, Drew says, seen in studio over the years.

55:25 Ben?

55:26 Adam Yeah, what's up, man? You're 20?

55:29 Caller Yeah.

55:30 Adam You hurt your penis during rough sex?

55:33 Caller Evidently.

55:35 Adam Evidently, all right.

55:36 Caller I'll tell you what's up. Okay, I've been with a girlfriend for about six months and I've been sexually active for about three years now. Nothing abnormal, but about three days ago, my girlfriend had sex and kind of got engaged there for a moment, you know, pretty rough there for a couple of minutes, as it does. Anyway, I'm in the shower after.

56:02 Adam Oh, I know you're not listening to Ben, Drew, because you're trying to-

56:06 Drew Simple minds.

56:07 Adam Come up with a simple mind.

56:09 Drew General, wall of voodoo is a good one.

56:12 Adam Wall of voodoo, solid.

56:13 Drew That's a good one.

56:14 Adam But-

56:15 Drew You heard his penis?

56:16 Adam Yeah, something like that. He's an idiot. Yeah, one of these guys who doesn't-

56:22 Jimmy Eat World Can he hear you?

56:23 Adam Yeah, he can hear us.

56:25 Jimmy Eat World So you're just calling him an idiot?

56:26 Adam Yeah, well, he's in Arkansas.

56:30 Jimmy Eat World I always thought when I listened to you guys that you muted it when you started talking trash about somebody.

56:34 Adam No, watch, all right, Ben, you hear us calling you an idiot, right? Oh, okay, see? We wouldn't do that to somebody. All right, so, Ben, it was just your cadence. It's a- It's a little blowhard-ish. It's a blowhard cadence for such a young man.

56:52 Drew All we need to know is that you're engaged in something rough, you hurt yourself, what do you got?

56:57 Caller Okay, well, I happened to look down in the shower and-

56:59 Drew No, no, no, no, no.

57:00 Adam What do you got?

57:01 Drew Just describe what you got. Don't set the scene. Don't give me the moment I came upon it.

57:05 Adam You don't have to let us, you tell us how you noticed your penis. You're in the shower, it's there.

57:10 Drew Yeah.

57:11 Caller What is the- Evidently I've ruptured a-

57:13 Drew No, no, no. I don't want any opinions. What do you observe?

57:18 Caller Okay, it's, you know what a bruise looks like, right?

57:21 Drew Yeah.

57:21 Caller Well, it's like completely all the way around, completely, it's like one giant, giant bruise, like evidently from blood loss underneath the skin.

57:33 Drew No, no more opinions, no more opinions. So it's a giant, the entire penis is now purple? And does it function to get erect?

57:41 Caller Oh yeah, everything's fine. Everything's fine, nothing like that, but.

57:43 Drew Well, it's probably a superficial brain, a brain, a vessel, a vein that you burst, and something closer to the skin, because if you break the cavernous bodies, which you can do, you can fracture those, it actually causes the erection, usually there'll be kind of a curvature in the penis during erection, and it can hurt or not get erect.

58:00 Adam So what?

58:01 Drew So it sounds like nothing.

58:02 Adam Ice it up?

58:04 Drew No.

58:04 Adam What do you do with it? I mean, you do something with your ankle, you do something with your shoulder.

58:09 Drew That's a joint, there's a joint, there's a joint.

58:10 Adam That's not a joint?

58:11 Drew That's not a joint.

58:12 Adam That's my joint, are you kidding? It's nothing but a joint.

58:15 Drew But no? No joint there.

58:17 Jimmy Eat World So you don't keep it elevated or?

58:18 Drew No, no heating pads or anything. That's not functioning normally. I think you're right. I would see a doctor just in case, because I'd worry about scarring and peronies type things.

58:26 Adam It'll walk it off?

58:27 Drew You can walk it off. But I would see a urologist, but I wouldn't worry about it.

58:33 Adam Drew, again, back to Pee-Wee football. But when a guy dislocates his knee, walk it off. Sound medical advice from a coach?

58:42 Drew If it can bear weight, it's a reasonable thing to try.

58:44 Adam Walk it off. Really, why? Does it get better? You should keep it moving.

58:47 Drew Keep it loose. Yeah, keep it loose.

58:49 Adam Really? You shouldn't, so you just keep going?

58:52 Drew Well, if you have trouble walking on it or start swelling rapidly, you stop.

58:57 Caller What about rub some dirt on it?

58:59 Adam Yeah, what about that, Drew?

59:00 Drew That's a good one. Cow pie, should be cow pie.

59:03 Adam Let's talk to Kyle.

59:05 Jimmy Eat World I like that reference.

59:06 Adam I don't like it. Let's take a question for the band. This is a poor customer. Tony's been on the hole for 85 minutes.

59:13 Drew Chris, give me another list. Chris, yeah.

59:14 Adam Tony? You're 22?

59:17 Caller Yes.

59:17 Adam What's up?

59:18 Caller I've actually got a question for Drew and the band. All right. The band first. First, I've been a fan ever since Static Reveals. And Clarity is just an excellent, excellent album. Don't go by day without listening to it. But my question for you guys is basically, like I saw you guys in North Carolina right after Bleed American came out and no one was like really paying attention to you guys whatsoever. And then like, you know, you guys played the middle and you know, everyone started going, you know, ape ass. And I don't know, does that bother you guys?

59:52 Jimmy Eat World I mean, it's a little strange. It's, you know, it doesn't bother us. I mean, you know, if someone comes, it goes out of the way and, you know, pays money to come see us play. You know, I think that we're never gonna, you know, I mean, they can enjoy it however they want to. I mean, obviously some crowds are better than others and, you know, but I mean.

1:00:13 Drew Some are more familiar with the catalog.

1:00:15 Jimmy Eat World Yeah, but you know, if someone takes their time out of the, you know, the day to come see us play and to support us in that way, then we don't really get too huffy about it.

1:00:26 Caller Right, right. I don't know, it just, God, yeah, cause like, you know, I'm talking to someone and I'm like, yeah, you know, Jimmy Eat World is, you know, one of my favorite bands. And you know, then I've got like a 12 year old being like, oh, I love their song on Now This Is Music 18 or whatever.

1:00:39 Jimmy Eat World Well, that's the thing is like, you know, when you're a kid, you don't have as much, you know, chance to, you know, when I was a kid, I couldn't go to the record store and browse and educate myself. If I guess what the internet now you can, but I mean, it's just, it's just, it's just kind of the way it is, you know, when you have a song on the radio that gets played a lot like the middle did, right? I mean, that's just the reality of it. You know what I mean?

1:01:00 Adam And if you can't, if you don't like that, then, you know, what's the alternative, by the way, not getting any songs played on the radio and knowing who you are.

1:01:08 Jimmy Eat World I mean, I understand what you're saying. I totally understand what you're saying, but it's not something that, you know, we don't sit there and talk about it and it doesn't bug us, you know.

1:01:16 Adam Tony, thanks for insulting the band, by the way.

1:01:18 Caller I'm really appreciate it. I'm not trying to like sound like one of those crazy fans.

1:01:21 Drew Tony, you had another question?

1:01:22 Caller Yeah, actually. Dr. Drew, I have on my sack, I've got some white lumps.

1:01:31 Drew Yeah, is it kind of spongy?

1:01:33 Caller No, they're actually, they're kind of hard.

1:01:35 Adam On the sack, yeah.

1:01:36 Drew They're usually sebaceous cysts, so.

1:01:39 Adam Yeah, you can pop them, right?

1:01:40 Drew Sometimes, some people, sometimes they get kind of spongy.

1:01:43 Adam Let me tell you something about working on the sack, too. You know, like, mechanics talk about some cars are hard to get to the engine.

1:01:51 Drew Yeah.

1:01:52 Adam Like, you talk about one of these foreign jobs with mid-engine, yeah, oh, you gotta drop the tranny just to change the oil, kind of sack, not that VW bug. Yeah, it's all there.

1:02:04 Drew Especially yours, you can throw it on the couch.

1:02:06 Adam Sack, I will, I'll actually throw it on my head and work on it with my teeth. Oh. Yeah, yeah, just sack, right, just flapping over the back of my head. Huge, yeah, prodigious.

1:02:18 Jimmy Eat World It's kind of an interesting dynamic when you have a fan calling, you know, and saying, hey, I like your stuff, and then he proceeds to talk about the problems with his sack.

1:02:25 Adam He's hard-core.

1:02:26 Jimmy Eat World We've never experienced that before.

1:02:28 Adam Yeah, you're not gonna find that with like Uncle Joe on Rockline.

1:02:32 Jimmy Eat World No, not at all. Only here will we experience that.

1:02:36 Adam That's right, and I'm sorry for that, by the way. Kyle, that's not a good thing, the only here will experience that. It's not a good thing.

1:02:43 Jimmy Eat World No, I think that is a good thing. It is. Because it just promotes openness and honesty, because very seldom do people come up and tell us about their problems with their genitalia.

1:02:52 Adam Yeah, well, again, Tony on hold, 86 minutes and a big fan. Kyle?

1:02:58 Yeah.

1:02:58 Adam You're 18?

1:03:00 Caller Yeah.

1:03:01 Adam What's up?

1:03:02 Caller I've been seeing this girl for a while, quite a while, actually, like my sophomore year, I met her through a party at my grandparents and stuff like that, but-

1:03:12 Drew What's your question, Kyle?

1:03:15 Adam Wow. I met her at a party at your grandparents.

1:03:17 Drew We're gonna get a long story there.

1:03:19 Caller That's cool. I want this girl. That's the thing, I want her. I want every bit of her in my life. I had her and I lost her and she's back in my life again and I just want to know how I can keep her there.

1:03:33 Drew What do you mean she's back in your life?

1:03:36 Caller Okay, I lost her by quitting the dating earn and stuff like that, so.

1:03:41 Adam You dumped her?

1:03:42 Caller Yeah, I dumped her because.

1:03:44 Adam Why would you dump her?

1:03:45 Caller Because she was seeing other guys.

1:03:46 Drew That's not dumping her. It's getting out of the way. Yeah, it's too crazy.

1:03:52 Caller Exactly, but the question is.

1:03:55 Drew It just misses that, just yeah, whatever.

1:03:56 Adam I like when just blows, yeah, she was screwing half the, yeah, all right.

1:04:00 Drew Yeah, whatever, so anyway. Yeah, no, this is, she's not into this and she's also a handful.

1:04:06 Adam She's chaotic.

1:04:07 Drew Yeah, well, let's keep going, see what he's got now.

1:04:08 Adam All right, he's gotta have her.

1:04:10 Drew He's gotta have her. Kyle, this is Squirrelsville, Squirrely.

1:04:16 Caller I'm going to Magic Mountain.

1:04:17 Adam Squirrel Nut Zippers, they've been on here. Sorry, they haven't. Yeah, go ahead, Kyle.

1:04:23 Caller I'm going to Magic Mountain with Ramon. I wanna really tell you how I feel, but I'm pretty afraid about where it's gonna go. All right, hold on.

1:04:33 Drew She's dating other people, right, still?

1:04:35 Caller What?

1:04:36 Drew She's still dating other people?

1:04:38 Caller Well, she doesn't want a date is what she's put out to me that she just wants to have fun with her life and just not.

1:04:44 Drew She's still seeing other people. Kyle, do not tell her.

1:04:48 Adam Here's what you do. Go to Free Fall, right before it pushes you out there, you go, look, I'm in love with you and I'd like to be with you exclusively. And if you feel the same way, scream. And then you hold it and then you record it and then you can hold it again.

1:05:03 Drew Hold it to it.

1:05:04 Adam Yeah, hold it to it.

1:05:05 Drew That's his MO, that's the kind of strategy he's going for, by the way.

1:05:08 Adam Kyle, first off, when you get, okay, let's just talk about it. It's time for Tough Love.

1:05:13 Drew Yeah, because Kyle, we are going to treat you as though it was ourselves calling at 18. And this is how we wish somebody had traded us with this material.

1:05:20 Adam That's right. And I probably, I think I was 18 when you started doing your show. So, Adam, kill yourself.

1:05:24 Drew Kill yourself.

1:05:25 Adam Okay, done and done.

1:05:27 Jimmy Eat World No, I don't do that. If I were you, just-

1:05:29 Drew No, Adam, meaning-

1:05:30 Jimmy Eat World I thought you were telling the kid to kill himself.

1:05:32 Drew No, no, no, no, no, if Adam were calling, we'd have Adam kill himself. Kyle's our caller. Kyle, no, no, no, no, okay, go ahead.

1:05:38 Adam Okay, Kyle, here's the deal. Whenever someone says, they do that right now, right now, I'm just having fun, or I'm just hanging loose, or I'm just out of a thing, and right now means I ain't into you. Now, because if she met a guy she was really into, right now is in the rear view mirror, right now is boom, I'm ready to get it on, I'm ready to get married, I'm ready to do anything.

1:06:03 Drew In the meantime, she's dating and having fun or seeing people, you shouldn't call it dating because that means it could become a boyfriend, girlfriend, which she's not open to, certainly not with Kyle, but maybe with somebody.

1:06:11 Adam Right now doesn't mean anything to anybody, guys or girls. If you meet the person you're into, now for guys, marriage, that's a different situation. But boyfriend, girlfriend, pow. Right now means nothing. If you're into somebody, you're into them and you're into it, that's it, never put it off.

1:06:28 Drew There's no such thing as a girl, a woman, like you're describing who, if she were into you, it would hold you back the way you're held back.

1:06:35 Adam Did you ever have sex with her, Kyle?

1:06:37 Caller Lots.

1:06:38 Adam Lots of sex. She was having sex. What's that?

1:06:45 Caller Sex was a dominant thing.

1:06:46 Adam Oh, really?

1:06:48 Caller Yeah, but we've become, since we've talked to each other.

1:06:52 Drew Wait a second.

1:06:53 Adam Drew interprets that as him beating off to her.

1:06:56 Drew Right.

1:06:57 Adam But not actually, did you think she was in the room? Okay, now there's something, now she's really chaotic.

1:07:01 Drew And now she's disturbed, yeah, it's gone from him being pining to her being troubled.

1:07:06 Caller Right. So you think she's just troubled?

1:07:09 Adam She's chaotic.

1:07:10 Drew Well, you had intercourse with her.

1:07:13 Caller Yeah.

1:07:14 Drew Multiple times.

1:07:16 Caller Multiple times, and after the fact that we've broken up and we've been seeing each other lately.

1:07:20 Drew Oh boy, and during that time she's continued to say, oh, I need to see other guys, I need to have fun, I need to whatever.

1:07:25 Caller Not necessarily see other guys, she doesn't want a relationship, that's what she's telling me. That's the way, my jealousy feels the same way as you guys are, like she's seeing other guys and stuff like that.

1:07:37 Adam Hmm, yeah, she's chaotic.

1:07:40 Drew Yeah, this is somebody who's got some issues.

1:07:42 Jimmy Eat World You should call her up about 10 minutes before you pick her up and just say, you know what, I don't really feel like going.

1:07:47 Drew Yeah, that's right.

1:07:48 Jimmy Eat World You know, I mean, not that you really want to be dealing with maybe this girl isn't the right one for you, but if it was the bottom line and you wanted to get this girl, then that's what you do.

1:07:57 Adam That's the only way to do it.

1:07:59 Jimmy Eat World Yeah.

1:07:59 Adam Yeah. Should we talk to her? How about we call her up, Kyle, and really hash this thing out? Yeah, in an intimate environment like-

1:08:09 Jimmy Eat World National radio.

1:08:10 Adam Yeah. Should we give her a buzz?

1:08:12 Caller Yeah.

1:08:14 Adam Really?

1:08:14 Caller Yeah.

1:08:15 Caller All right.

1:08:16 Adam What's her name?

1:08:17 Caller Kelsey.

1:08:18 Adam Kelsey. Kelsey and Kyle, that's kind of work. All right, we're going to put Kyle on hold. We should-

1:08:25 Drew Slight bogus thing going on here.

1:08:28 Adam Well, that he's so willing to, it wasn't bogus until he's willing to talk about, but Drew, your bogus-

1:08:34 Drew Volumeter.

1:08:35 Adam Tail started wagging when he started talking about having copious amounts of sex with her.

1:08:41 Drew All right, let's keep going.

1:08:42 Adam All right. Hold on a second, Kyle. Now, don't hang up on Kyle. We're going to put Kyle on hold in the phone screeners. Kelsey's phone number.

1:08:50 Drew The pieces aren't fitting. And then the glee with which he wanted us to talk to her didn't fit.

1:08:54 Adam Yes. He's anxious.

1:08:55 Drew Yeah, because I think that was glee like a bullseye. Yeah, got him. I got him. Not, oh no, I guess so. Let's get it. Let's go do it. It was glee.

1:09:05 Adam Something's up. But what do we care?

1:09:09 Drew Yeah, just saying, just bring it up. The pieces don't fit.

1:09:11 Adam All right, I'm with you. Let's talk to Shelby.

1:09:15 Drew So the screeners need to get Kelsey or Kyle.

1:09:17 Adam Yeah, it's never going to happen, but let them try. Shelby? You're 19? Yeah.

1:09:25 Caller What's up? Um, I have a experienced boyfriend and he was my first. Mm-hmm. Um, and I don't know, I don't think I have orgasms, and I, I don't know if I like can, I don't know.

1:09:54 Adam Wait a second.

1:09:55 Drew It's not happening yet. So it's not.

1:09:57 Adam You didn't have an orgasm.

1:09:58 Drew Yeah, you've not had one yet, and you've got this guy sort of hammering you to insist that you should produce one.

1:10:04 Adam Really? Is he pressuring you?

1:10:06 Caller No, he's not pressuring me, but he, like, he's kind of just as stumped as I am because he's had other girls and he's said he's got.

1:10:17 Adam It's a horrible hand card to play to deal a girl. When you do that, listen, babe, you've not been with anyone, but I've been with tons and I give them all huge orgasms. So what's wrong with your vagina? We gotta get to the bottom of it.

1:10:31 Drew Right, and the fact is, Shelby, you're normal. Some of those girls are probably faking it with that guy. Some of them have orgasmic function at an earlier age, but most women do not until they're well into their 20s. Well into their 20s, and even then, it's not with intercourse, that's for sure. You're not gonna have orgasm at the intercourse. You may have it with oral sex or some kind of direct stimulation, but forget the idea that it's gonna happen with intercourse.

1:10:53 Adam Does he give you oral sex?

1:10:55 Caller Yeah, he likes to.

1:10:57 Adam No, he does. And do you enjoy that?

1:11:02 Caller Yeah, but like sometimes I just can't take it.

1:11:07 Adam Not doing a good job?

1:11:09 Caller No, he's like doing like too good of a job.

1:11:12 Adam That's overwhelming.

1:11:13 Drew It's not a good job.

1:11:14 Adam That's right. Too good of a job is a bad job, right? Just like when a guy's painting your house and he does too good a job. What is it, Drew? It's a horrible example.

1:11:24 Drew It's like when you're, Adam, when you're having sex, you go, I'm almost there, oh no, I lost it.

1:11:28 Adam Yeah, no, that's too, yeah, too good a job. Okay, so Drew, you think he's pushing too hard.

1:11:36 Drew And she can't really sort of adjust to the subtleties of what she needs. She's not really clear on it. And he's hammering away at her. He's diligent, Shelby, but not giving you what you need.

1:11:46 Adam It's a finesse gig, no doubt about it.

1:11:50 Drew Light, easy.

1:11:52 Adam Yeah, you're diamond cutters, what you are when you're going down on a gal.

1:11:57 Drew I'm not sure that's a good example either.

1:11:58 Adam Really? I don't know, it takes a steady hand. It's a finesse gig, you don't pound away at it. Yeah, you're not driving railroad spikes.

1:12:07 Drew No, certainly not, no golden spike there.

1:12:09 Adam Yeah, that's not, yeah. Yeah, it's like too good a job, like when a guy details your car, you don't want him to do, oh wow, really a tough night tonight. No, no, I mean when you go out and you see the tires are all armor all and they've got the car, new Buwax on it.

1:12:28 Drew Every speck is out of the interior.

1:12:29 Adam And he did that thing where he got all the road tar off the bottom, off the rocker panel, yeet. It's real good. So Shelby, here's what I think. I think you guys will work it out. I think he needs to not be so concerned with your orgasm or not. And he can't treat your orgasm like it's a part of his brag sheet or personality. You know what I mean? I mean, a lot of guys do this. It doesn't belong to him. Doesn't belong to him. That's yours. If you have one, great. If you don't, fine. All right? All right, that's good enough. That sounds enough. A lot of guys do that thing where it's like their sort of worth is built on how many orgasms they can squeeze out of a woman. And then the woman feels the pressure and then fakes them. And then she gets angry at the guy who's busy, you know, posing in the mirror with a shirt off because he thinks he's, you know, hit another home run and it was, you know, struck out. But you know another job you don't wanna do too good a job, Indra? Like setting up scaffolding.

1:13:38 Drew Don't wanna do that too well.

1:13:39 Adam Not too good. Not too good. Am I right?

1:13:41 Drew I'm trying to understand why.

1:13:43 Adam No.

1:13:43 Drew Tell me more.

1:13:44 No.

1:13:44 Adam You just, no?

1:13:46 Drew Cause if you set up too good, people might not fall through. Okay.

1:13:52 All right.

1:13:52 Adam I'm gonna work on, I'm gonna work on some more of those. All right, Drew.

1:13:55 Drew Yeah.

1:13:56 Adam What do you wanna do?

1:13:57 Drew Taking a break.

1:13:57 Adam What's up? Jimmy Eat World in studio night. We're gonna hear a song. We're gonna hear a song.

1:14:01 Drew Yeah.

1:14:02 Adam Yeah, we're gonna take a break.

1:14:03 Drew After the break, yeah.

1:14:04 Adam Drew, you gotta look. Oh, Kelsey on the phone. How do we punch up Kyle and Kelsey? I don't, no, no, do it now. I wanna hear something.

1:14:15 Drew Here she is.

1:14:15 Adam I don't trust these two.

1:14:16 Drew Can we just, can we just push seven of them? Kelsey.

1:14:22 She's at a bar, so just hang in there.

1:14:24 Drew Here we go.

1:14:24 Caller A bar, Kelsey's at a bar.

1:14:27 Jimmy Eat World Probably some other dude.

1:14:28 Adam Yeah.

1:14:29 Caller Kelsey.

1:14:32 Adam You're at a bar? You're 17 though, you're not supposed to be in a bar, right?

1:14:43 Caller I'm sorry, I can't hear you real well.

1:14:46 Caller All right, all right.

1:14:47 Adam Well, go into the bathroom or something and then cover your open ear and we can get to the stuff.

1:14:52 I'm outside, as far away from noise as I can possibly get.

1:14:55 Adam All right, all right. Now, do you know a guy named Kyle? Yes. All right, he is a phone the show. He basically says he's in love with you and he's made some mistakes.

1:15:07 Drew He really likes you, he's really into you.

1:15:08 Adam He's into you. No, actually, he says he's kind of a lone wolf who could take or leave you. Tough guy, by the way, this Kyle. Yeah, he says he's a rambling guy and he travels alone and he might make a little time for you in his busy schedule, but he's got a lot of ladies on his list. So wait, so we're gonna find out what we can do to get you two together, what the truth is behind this relationship, okay? Kelsey?

1:15:34 Yes.

1:15:34 Drew Is that all right?

1:15:35 Adam Can you hang on with us? Do you have any feelings at all for Kyle?

1:15:41 Yes, I dated him for a year and I've known him since I was like seven years old.

1:15:45 Adam All right.

1:15:46 Drew And where are we now with it?

1:15:47 Adam Hold on, hold on. We don't have to get to that just yet. We gotta take a break. All right, so Kelsey, stay with us, please. Hang on, we'll come back, all right? All right. All right, just stay with us. We're gonna take a quick break. Jimmy Eat World and Sue tonight. We'll figure out, whoops, sound legitimate now. Figure out what's going on with Kyle and Kelsey after this.

1:16:07 Loveline.

1:16:07 Caller Okay, wait, wait, my hair, my hair.

1:16:11 We'll be right back.

1:16:13 Drew Loveline is brought to you by the Sony Network Walkman.

1:16:21 Adam Yeah, Spandau Ballet, Heaven's 17, the list keeps growing.

1:16:26 Drew And today they used to say Spandau Ballet.

1:16:29 Adam Drew, with all those pretentious English bands, or the ones at least thought they were English in the 80s, had to put up with them. Jimmy Eat World and Sue tonight, Zach and Rick in here from the band. Anderson, get ready to play, we're not gonna do it just yet, we're gonna finish this call, but get ready to play Ace's Mexican Accordion Countdown. All right?

1:16:50 Drew Yeah, I got you.

1:16:51 Adam You got me? All right. Cause this game, a lot of people, Drew, are predicting that this is gonna be bigger than Germany and Florida.

1:17:00 Drew It could be. I really could be.

1:17:02 Adam Yeah, yeah. For those of you who love ranchero music, this is your game. Finally a game, by the way, for the fans of ranchero music.

1:17:10 Caller All right, now.

1:17:11 Drew It's amazing it took so long for this to come up.

1:17:12 Adam We were speaking to Kelsey.

1:17:16 Yes?

1:17:17 Adam All right, so here's, let me reset here. Kyle called in about 15 minutes ago. Kyle's 18, was dating Kelsey. You there, baby doll?

1:17:28 Yeah, sorry, I'm just getting into a car because it's really cold outside.

1:17:31 Adam All right, having a sexual relationship with Kelsey. It's not like Kyle to kiss and tell, but we asked. You guys broke up. Why'd you break up? Why did you break up?

1:17:43 There's quite a few reasons things weren't going real great. A lot of argument, arguing, sorry.

1:17:53 Drew So you just, you needed to get out of that relationship, right, it wasn't working.

1:17:57 Also, he broke up with me for another girl for a while.

1:18:01 Adam Oh, he didn't mention that.

1:18:03 For about a weekend. For about a weekend.

1:18:05 Adam Oh, I gotta do that.

1:18:06 Drew Oh, so this is a totally different version of the story.

1:18:10 Caller Yeah, this is, yeah.

1:18:15 Drew You do stuff and then you come back begging forgiveness then you come back to your old crap again as soon as you should bring your back.

1:18:21 Adam Yeah, yeah.

1:18:21 Drew Yeah, this is his stuff.

1:18:22 Adam Yeah, that's me, that's me. Hey, Hole. All right, so Kelsey, now you guys got a little trip to Magic Mountain planned out?

1:18:32 Yeah, tomorrow.

1:18:33 Drew What do you think about that? That sounds like a ringing endorsement.

1:18:41 Adam I mean, you wouldn't care if you were there with Kyle or the old bald creepy guy who dances in the commercials, right?

1:18:47 No, I'd like to be there with people I know, of course.

1:18:50 Adam All right, well now, Kyle has ulterior motives other than just writing Batman's Revenge, which by the way, sounds like the world's worst diarrhea. It really does sound like horrible. He is like, I got blue diarrhea doc. Oh yeah, Batman's Revenge. Yeah, messed my utility belt up, it's soaking. All right, so let's put Kyle on. Drew, how do we put Kyle and Kelsey on? Anna's got it. All right, all right, is Kyle there? Kyle, say hello to Kelsey. Now, I mean, I don't want to speak for Kyle, but I feel compelled. You know, Kyle has feelings for you, Kelsey. Are you aware of that?

1:19:36 Yes, I am.

1:19:37 Adam And do you have feelings for him?

1:19:41 Yes, I do.

1:19:42 Drew Are there ways he can sort of earn you back?

1:19:45 Well, I've been in serious relationships for the last two and a half years. I haven't been single in about two and a half years. And that, I just started being single about a month ago. And so I'm kind of trying to do that for a little while.

1:19:58 Drew That's smart. That's a healthy impulse.

1:20:02 I mean, I'm still young, so I'm not looking for anything serious. And I know if I get in a relationship with Kyle, it's gonna be serious.

1:20:08 Drew Serial monogamy.

1:20:09 And I'm not gonna date him again if we're just gonna break up.

1:20:14 Adam Well now, now this is a little bit of a mixed message. Cause the first one I was hearing was, I'm being nice to Kyle. I really don't want to get him involved with something I can't finish. And I'm not that into him. And then the second one I'm hearing is a little residual anger from the first go round with Kyle.

1:20:29 Drew Yeah, I could be into him, but I don't want to be, cause it's gonna hurt me.

1:20:32 Residual anger has ended. I mean, it wasn't that big of a deal. I mean, people go their separate ways. Stuff happened. It was about a year and a half ago. Forgive and forget.

1:20:42 Drew I understand, but the deal is though, that if you were to get back with him, you feel like you'd get back fast and he would hurt you again. And so you're not gonna let it happen.

1:20:49 No, I feel that one, I can't be in a serious relationship right now because I'm-

1:20:54 Drew No, I get that. I get that. We got that. But is there anything he can do in the meantime while you're sort of exploring things to sort of show you that he means business this time around?

1:21:03 Adam Well, first thing you can do is sell one of those Magic Mountain tickets because he's flying solo to mine.

1:21:11 Caller I don't know.

1:21:11 Adam Kyle, what do you have to say to Kelsey?

1:21:15 Caller That I love her and unconditionally and unbelievably. I'd do anything for her.

1:21:21 Adam Uh-oh. And Kelsey, how does that make you feel when you hear that?

1:21:28 I'm a little pressured.

1:21:30 Adam Uh-oh. Cool, all right, and let me see if we can get the truth out of Kelsey. And Kelsey, here's your chance to be honest, and I think you owe it to Kyle and most importantly me, which is if you really think that there's a chance and there's still feelings and that you guys could get back together if Kyle changed and flew straight and all that and you'd like to be that way, fine. But if you feel like I'm just being nice, I really don't want to be involved with Kyle, say it.

1:22:01 I don't want to be involved right now. I'm not.

1:22:04 Drew We'll start with the right now, though.

1:22:06 Adam When you say right now.

1:22:07 Right now as in like, I want to get to know him. I haven't been around him in about a year until recently. I don't know exactly who he is or how he is anymore. I'd like to have him prove to me that he's not.

1:22:19 Drew By the way, hang on a sec. Hold on a sec. Hang on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

1:22:22 Adam Hey, Kelsey's 17.

1:22:23 Drew 17, like a 43-year-old.

1:22:25 Adam Twice divorced, widowed, mother 14, 17. When you've loved and lost like I have.

1:22:32 It's gonna be serious. I don't want to break his heart or anything. I'm not gonna say.

1:22:38 Adam Maybe it was, but I was talking over it. Kelsey, first off, you're chaotic. What's going on? Where's your dad?

1:22:49 Drew Well, she's kind of mature. I mean, there's a certain amount of health in there.

1:22:52 Adam Yeah, mature in the kind of way where you gotta take care of your alcoholic dad when you're not. That kind of mature. Not one to finishing school mature. Mature like I was forced to become adult because my parents were kids.

1:23:05 I had too many long-term relationships.

1:23:09 Drew Well, the serial monogamy, though, is because you were sort of looking for a life preserver, probably.

1:23:13 Adam Yeah, or where's your parents? Your dad's a good guy? You love him?

1:23:20 Yeah, he's very protective of me, though.

1:23:26 Adam What's that mean?

1:23:26 Drew What did he say?

1:23:29 I'm his oldest daughter.

1:23:30 Drew All right, anyway, look. He sounds fine. Listen, Kyle, don't push so hard. I can see why you'd want to hang in here, because there is a potential. But you gotta give her some space before that potential's gonna become a reality.

1:23:45 Adam What's the message, though? I don't understand her message, and she's like a grizzled dating veteran at 17.

1:23:52 Drew The message is, here's what she's saying. She, Kelsey, correct me if I'm wrong, but she's saying she's willing to let him back in her life. She's willing to explore a relationship of some type. She wants to know who he is now.

1:24:04 Adam I'm not hearing it.

1:24:04 Drew And then if he sticks around long enough, maybe sometime, because not right now, there could be something, and that's gonna keep him hooked in.

1:24:11 Adam I'm not hearing it.

1:24:12 I just want him to respect the fact that I wanna be friends right now. I don't want him to push any issues.

1:24:18 Adam All right, hold on.

1:24:19 Drew The right now needs to be forever, or he's gonna be freaking out.

1:24:22 Adam Let me talk, Kelsey, hold the air for a second. Kyle, let me tell you something. This, I hate to say, she's only 17, world-class ball buster. It's a ball buster, a headache and ball buster. Don't get yourself into it. You will get wrapped up around her finger. This will be a nightmare. You'll have a year and a half of your life, and then you'll do something stupid, like jump off a bridge or something. She's a ball buster. Now listen, I'm sure she's hot. I'm sure she knows she's hot. And of course she's beautiful because she's a pain in the ass. If she was ugly, she wouldn't be talking this way. She's a pain in the ass. She needs to date a guy who's like 27 and in some crappy band that you've never heard of. And she'll get dumped and she'll get pregnant and she'll crap out a kid. And then five years from now, you'll see her with her tail between her legs. And then you can think about it. Right now, she's hot, she knows it. It's a buyer's market, she's a seller's market, she's got the goods.

1:25:22 Drew You can't change Kyle being into her. You can rekindle some kind of relationship or realize it's not gonna be for right now.

1:25:28 Adam No, no, forget it.

1:25:29 Jimmy Eat World He needs to start blowing her off. Yeah, he needs to start not returning the calls and say, you know what, I'm kind of over it. And then she'll, you know.

1:25:37 Drew There's nothing, you'd have no strategy right now because she's not gonna let you end at this point.

1:25:40 Adam Hold on a second, Zach, you can't do that now that you said to do it and she could, you know.

1:25:44 Jimmy Eat World It still works though. Even when you know it's coming, it works.

1:25:47 Drew I agree.

1:25:47 Jimmy Eat World You know when you're like, you know, there's someone that you know that you're not really attracted to but they have a big crush on you. Well, the day that they don't have a crush on you anymore, you start thinking about, oh wait, what's wrong with me?

1:25:56 Drew She's like, are we done, guys? Kyle, Kelsey?

1:26:00 Adam I'm not done. I'm putting Kelsey on. I'm putting Kelsey on hold. Did I put Kelsey on hold?

1:26:04 Drew You put both of them on hold.

1:26:05 Adam All right, what are you gonna do? Now look, Drew, I can't believe what you're telling him. You, of all people, she's a ball buster. She's hot. She's kind of angry. She knows what she's got.

1:26:15 Drew But I'm not getting unhealthy. I'm not getting true chaos. I'm getting somebody who's got a little serial monogamy, a little bit of a ball buster, but not sick, not disturbed. No. And he really has genuine feelings for her, even though they're suspect. They're mostly built on not being able to get her.

1:26:31 Adam You're getting ice princess serial killer.

1:26:34 Drew No, I'm getting a ball buster. And at her age, if that's how she's-

1:26:39 Adam He can't handle that.

1:26:40 Drew He can't handle it, but someday he might.

1:26:42 Adam No.

1:26:42 Drew Oh, oh, oh.

1:26:43 Adam We gotta play some accordion countdown.

1:26:46 Drew Turn that off.

1:26:47 Adam All right, Drew, I hate to harp. I know this is a horrible radio, but how many months are they gonna put together before she starts banging one of his friends?

1:26:55 Drew Oh no, he's got, the only move he's got, I think, is to have a relationship where she understands who he is and that he cares about her and then back off.

1:27:05 Adam He can't do it. What, be friends, hang out?

1:27:07 Drew No, no, no, just for a few weeks or maybe a few months and then out. You're out after that.

1:27:12 Adam Listen, you want...

1:27:12 Drew Then there's a possibility for the future. Leave her with a good impression. Yeah, and then out. And then go about your life.

1:27:19 Adam You're asking him to do the impossible.

1:27:20 Drew Well, maybe.

1:27:21 Adam You're asking a stoner, look, just one pass through the 7-Eleven, don't grab any snacks and I'll meet you out in the park. No Funyuns.

1:27:31 Jimmy Eat World No, but he's gotta find other girls and date them. Yeah, right, right.

1:27:33 Drew I agree.

1:27:34 Jimmy Eat World There are incredibly girls that she knows.

1:27:35 Drew But if he does that now, I don't think there will ever be a relationship.

1:27:38 Adam Let me tell you, let me say this, and then we're playing Ace's Mexican Accordion Countdown, right, Charistyle this time. Here's the deal, 17-year-old chick, hot, confident, smart, in demand. Huge demand. 18-year-old guy from Glendora, nothing. He's a currency that's not being used. Now, later on, when he gets a good gig, when he gets education, when he makes some money, whatever, fine. She knows she's in the driver's seat. She knows she's in demand. She'll have a good five years of that. Kyle can come in and scrape her up in about five, six years when she's been dumped on a couple of times and has put on 10 pounds. That's the reality of it. At this point, she's dating a 24-year-old guy, not an 18-year-old guy who's got tickets to Magic Mountain. All right? Thank you. Thank you. I know it sounded a little cathartic there in the line.

1:28:26 Drew Yeah, it was.

1:28:26 Adam You know what I'm saying? First of all, when Kyle gets in the radio, okay, and gets his own gig on Comedy Central, then he's going to show up, you understand? Show them all. He uses his penis to flog them.

1:28:38 Drew And his tongue.

1:28:39 Adam His tongue.

1:28:41 Drew Wicked tongue. Wicked tongue.

1:28:43 Adam All right, now here's how we go. Here's how we do. Ranchero music, we've decided...

1:28:49 Drew Sweeping the nation.

1:28:50 Adam It is sweeping the nation, and it relies heavily on the accordion.

1:28:53 Drew No. How dare you?

1:28:55 Adam I don't want to call it a crutch, but it does seem to pop in and out of the music once in a while, especially during the Ranchero standards, you know? So here's the question. The question is, I don't know what Anderson said.

1:29:06 Caller Guys, the band thought we were taking a break at 40, so they're taking a break right now.

1:29:11 Adam So we're gonna have to come back.

1:29:14 Caller No, we can't, but we're gonna have to play the song and Jimmy Eat World. We don't have to play that, but we want to hear that, so.

1:29:19 Drew All right, so we'll play their song while the Ranchero people are taking a break, right?

1:29:23 Adam No, no, we gotta go to break. We gotta go to break. Because we could do that. We could have been done by now.

1:29:29 Drew I know, if you hadn't been killing the cow.

1:29:31 Adam I'm talking to Anderson. How dare you tell a cow to go back and start hanging out with her?

1:29:36 Caller I checked in with the band, and they were eating some carne asada.

1:29:39 Adam Fine, fine. How dare you make your Latino stereotypes, by the way?

1:29:43 Because let me tell you something.

1:29:46 Adam Ace's Mexican Ranchero accordion countdown cannot be soiled with your gringo stereotypes. You're right. You're right?

1:29:56 Drew Bronze Key Beat.

1:29:57 Adam All right, Bronze Key Beat.

1:29:58 Drew Another one.

1:29:58 Adam Jimmy Eat World in studio soon.

1:30:01 Caller The accordion countdown.

1:30:02 Adam I'm gonna give Drew a good talking to you about the advice he gave young Kyle. And we'll be right back after this.

1:30:16 Caller Drew, how much money do guys spend trying to get chicks into the billion?

1:30:25 Adam All they need is a max deodorant body spray and a billion dollars. Madam, that's Dr. Drew. Your circle ofronsky beat, the cars, all the bands we've seen in here over the years. Jimmy Eat World in the studio tonight. We're gonna want to hear something off the new CD Futures, yes? Escape Club.

1:30:59 Drew Ooh, I'm not sure.

1:31:01 Adam Did they sing the Wild Wild Wild? Yes, all right.

1:31:05 Drew Break it goes to Hollywood.

1:31:05 Adam Yeah.

1:31:06 Jimmy Eat World That terrible, terrible song and video. That's one of the worst videos of all time, too.

1:31:10 Adam It was a horrendous song. All right, Drew, stop circling bands because it's time to play Ace's Ranchero Mexican accordion Countdown, all right? All right, Anderson, you queued up there.

1:31:23 Caller Yeah, I gotta tell you, they're being kind of strange. They're feeling a little bit moody right now, so hopefully this will work.

1:31:28 Adam All right, here's how the game is played. We guess, I have no idea. We guess how long into the song, the random ranchero song that Anderson just pots up before we hear an accordion. Now, your impulse. Seconds or minutes?

1:31:47 Drew Whatever you think.

1:31:47 Adam Milliseconds. The point is, your impulse might be, well, I don't know, 40, 45 seconds.

1:31:53 Drew You could be right.

1:31:55 Adam We've had, we've not heard it before, but it averages about six, five or six seconds.

1:32:02 Jimmy Eat World So why are you telling us this? Because now you're giving us information.

1:32:04 Adam I'll tell you why, because it's unfair. It'd be unfair to have you guess 40 seconds and Drew to guess immediately. You know what I'm saying?

1:32:10 Jimmy Eat World I'm not putting any money down on this.

1:32:12 Adam No, it's not, it's not.

1:32:13 Drew Yeah, we're trying to build your skill up.

1:32:15 Adam Yeah, this is a practice hand. All right, Drew, you'd like to start first?

1:32:19 Drew Immediate.

1:32:20 Adam Immediate. Well, he's going all in. All right, he's going immediate. All right, I'm gonna go eight seconds.

1:32:27 Drew Remember, we had a little hand tip from Anderson here. Could be something weird going on.

1:32:30 Adam I have no idea how to interpret that. Does Zach?

1:32:33 Jimmy Eat World I'm thinking it's gonna be coming in on the second verse. I'm putting that maybe, I don't know, or the first chorus. So maybe, I don't know, I would say, I'm gonna say 30 seconds.

1:32:42 Adam 30 seconds? Using his musical training. Let's see if it does him any good. And Rick?

1:32:47 Jimmy Eat World I was, Instincts told me immediately, but I'm gonna go four seconds.

1:32:51 Adam Four seconds.

1:32:52 Drew That's good.

1:32:54 Adam I got eight seconds, yeah.

1:32:55 Caller You're gonna have to go with me on this. Let's hear Jimmy Eat World's song, let it build up, and then we come back.

1:33:00 Drew So we made our bets.

1:33:01 Adam All right, so we have four seconds, eight seconds, 30, and Drew's going immediate. We'll hear a Jimmy Eat World song, and then we'll come back, and we'll finish the Ranchero countdown. I don't know where the paper is. It tells me what song it is.

1:33:13 Drew Pain is not my pain, yeah.

1:33:14 Caller Pain, yeah, pain, pain.

1:33:15 Adam Pain. Future's name of the CD, Drew. Back in the chair, buddy. Don't try talking to that mic. It's time to play Aces are in Share, according to Mexican Countdown. Drew has gone immediate. All right? Yeah, I've went with eight, I think Rick went four, and Zach, a surprising 30. Ooh, it could pay off.

1:36:23 Drew Got the knowledge.

1:36:23 Adam All right, Anderson?

1:36:26 Caller We are from Phoenix.

1:36:27 Adam Anderson? Okay, all right, you ready? And, no, no, no. Let's wait till it gets to the 20, and go.

1:36:37 Caller Oh, I almost cussed just now, I'm sorry.

1:36:39 Adam All right.

1:36:39 Drew What happened?

1:36:40 Caller They stopped playing right when it was time. I'm sorry, guys. It's torture.

1:36:43 Drew So there's no music?

1:36:45 Caller No, no music.

1:36:51 Adam If anyone wants to know if the show works. By the way, how many times I gotta say we gotta get Lauren's, I mean, who is it? Michelle. Michelle's music loaded up, yes?

1:37:04 Caller All right, we got it. They're back. They're being, they're very upset with one of you guys. I don't know who it is, but here we go.

1:37:09 Adam What?

1:37:10 Caller They're being temperamental. We're ready to go now.

1:37:11 Adam Just please.

1:37:12 Drew Okay.

1:37:12 Adam Let's just play the goddamn Mexican music.

1:37:14 Drew Three, two, one, go.

1:38:01 Adam It's still good music. I mean, hold on. The young man, I interpret, he sings how he misses his beloved accordion. For many nights, the fat guy, the drunk guy who played the accordion stood behind him in the band.

1:38:21 Drew And now he's gone.

1:38:22 Adam But alas, he's gone. He's gone. It's a heartbreak. He's gone after someone shot him. Who was actually in the band. Who's now taking that weird, who now plays the hollowed out fish.

1:38:33 Jimmy Eat World So I think I actually win that one, right?

1:38:39 Adam Wow, thank you. It rarely happens. And a great, a killer track, by the way. A lot of people say, hey, they don't make ranchero music without a corny, you can't do it. Oh well. Here it is. These guys beg to differ.

1:38:51 Jimmy Eat World And we hear a lot of this kind of music being where we're from in Phoenix and I've never heard a flute. Never, ever.

1:38:56 Adam Well, that's why they call it Ace's Ranchero Accordion Countdown. Anything could happen.

1:39:03 Drew Thrilling. A thrilling moment.

1:39:04 Adam Thrilling. All right, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:39:08 Caller Alright guys, here's the deal.

1:39:10 Caller Looking to hook up?

1:39:11 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:39:12 Caller Sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:39:13 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:39:14 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:39:16 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:39:34 Adam 1-877-889-DATE Thanks for watching! Wanna thank Jimmy Eat World for coming here tonight. Jack and Rick, of course, and givin us an extra couple of dollars in a while, Drew. Yeah, Anderson, you got any accordion and all going on over there? Really? There we go. Yeah, keep that playing. I'm gonna say goodnight with that. That everyone can go to, so cryptic, yes, Jimmy Eat World, everybody. Go down and go to Henry Fonda, Henry Fonda, no, Henry Fonda Theater, and go get some tickets tomorrow, even though they're sold out. You can camp out, flash a boob, do what you can, make the band feel good. I want to thank engineer Chris for, I mean, man, I can't like maneuvering behind the potentiometers over there. I want to thank junior, producer, Lauren, for doing a great job all week long. Of course, producer Anne. Phone screeners, Brian and Zach. Zeke, Zeke, Zeke, Zeke, who cares, Zeke, is Zeke a real, really?

1:40:51 Caller All right. That's so dick.

1:40:53 Adam Good kid, that Zeke and Lauren and I already gave Lauren and, and until next time, oh, I'm going to call you the engineer Anderson, call me dick 10 seconds ago, so screw you. So until next time, it's Adam Crawford, Dr. Drew saying, mahalo.

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