Episode 1000650753890

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1:20 Adam Hey everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam.

1:25 Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician.

1:29 Adam And he's over in, where are you tonight?

1:31 Drew Washington, DC.

1:33 Adam Washington, DC. And what did you do today, Drew?

1:36 Drew I got from Syracuse to here. And then tomorrow I'm going to the Council on Sexual and Sexual Abuse and Compulsivity.

1:42 Oh, that is a party.

1:43 Adam Hey, Engineer Michelle, can you turn my cans down a little bit?

1:48 What?

1:49 Adam It's all over the place. With Chris, I got to crank the thing to 14 in order to hear my heartbeat. And with you, I can barely touch it and blast my eardrums out.

1:57 Drew So, we watched the first half hour of your show. Oh, you did? Fantastic.

2:02 Adam Really, Drew?

2:03 Drew Yes, you were excellent.

2:05 Adam Really?

2:06 Drew Yes. I've heard some of the things before, mind you. But, excellent. It seemed very, very comfortable.

2:13 Adam Yeah, maybe a little too comfortable because Act 1, which was supposed to go like 12 minutes, went 17 minutes.

2:19 Drew That's alright. We're waiting on Serena Williams?

2:22 Adam Yeah, what did you watch it through? No, I mean, at what point did you turn it off?

2:28 Guys, I hate to interrupt, but it sounds like hell.

2:31 Adam It does sound like hell, but his compliments are cutting through all the electronic haze.

2:38 We have some problems. If you could go to a call, and I'm just going to pull Drew down because it sounds like you guys are at some kind of stadium.

2:43 Adam Alright, pull Drew down. Drew, you save up those compliments, my friend. You've never sounded better in my mind. Wesley and Greg are both here from Puddle Of Mudd. Good to see you guys. Sorry you had to sit through the asslick in there, but that doesn't happen very often. I rarely get a grunt from Dr. Drew. Puddle Of Mudd was in Iraq, or Iraq, or Iraq. What do they call it over there, by the way? Do you know? Iraq, yeah. Get up on your mic there, Greg. Sorry about that. You guys were there, we've been talking about this for a while, by the way, and we're planning on taking some calls from Iraq tonight as well. You guys were there doing a concert, like for the USO, right? Or for the troops? Is everything for the troops through the USO, or could Puddle Of Mudd just go there and put on a concert and come home?

3:42 Puddle Of Mudd This particular show wasn't through the USO. It was through the American Forces Network. Productions. It was a different kind of company or whatever that did it. But, yeah, it's all for the soldiers and it was really an amazing experience to actually go over there and you know.

4:03 Adam So take me through the schedule. You leave where, when? I mean, first plane you get on.

4:11 Puddle Of Mudd We flew to Germany from New York.

4:15 Adam That was what day?

4:16 Puddle Of Mudd September 9th.

4:19 Adam So that's, I mean, is that like on a Monday or do you remember? You guys are rock stars.

4:25 We flew from LA to Frankfurt.

4:28 Puddle Of Mudd LA to Frankfurt. Frankfurt to Kuwait. Kuwait on a C-130 cargo plane into Dikrit, Iraq, which is Saddam Hussein's.

4:38 Adam Right. Stronghold.

4:41 Puddle Of Mudd And we flew into the base there at an airfield that they were training like Iraqi pilots to fly. And that was Saddam Hussein's little airfield base, whatever you call it. We played a soccer stadium that was basically blown to bits. And there was still some grandstands left standing there that all the soldiers, there's about nearly 2,000 soldiers in full gear and they were just sitting there waiting for us to get there and play the show for them.

5:15 Adam And the C-130 is a prop plane, right?

5:18 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah, it's a prop plane. And it's just a big cargo plane and it's pretty crazy. They have to come in like combat landing style.

5:27 Adam Really?

5:28 Puddle Of Mudd It was like a roller coaster ride. Just in case there's bombs being blasted.

5:32 Adam When you're flying over Iraq, what are you looking at? Is it just nothing but desert?

5:36 Puddle Of Mudd Pretty much.

5:36 Puddle Of Mudd A lot of water actually for a desert. A lot of rivers and lakes.

5:41 Puddle Of Mudd Oh really? Yeah, but there's no boats. There's no sailboats. There's no fishing boats. There's nothing in the water.

5:49 Adam No personal watercraft. No guys on ski-doos or jet skis. None of that.

5:52 Puddle Of Mudd You'd think somebody might be jet skiing or something.

5:54 Adam You'd think there'd be a lot of house boating going on over there, especially around spring break and stuff like that. Kids getting pretty crazy. So, you're out there and so you fly. I always ask this to people and sometimes I have an answer, sometimes I don't. What surprised you the most? Is there something that you thought just caught you off guard or some stereotype that you had that didn't turn out to be true or vice versa?

6:20 Puddle Of Mudd I think whenever we were riding the Black Hawks and you're flying over everything and like, everybody's cheering you on when you're flying, like all the kids are running around and waving at you and the people are waving at you.

6:31 Adam The citizens, if I'm right.

6:33 Puddle Of Mudd They see you and they're giving you thumbs up.

6:35 Adam But they're not giving Puddle Of Mudd a thumbs up. They're just saying American aircraft.

6:40 Puddle Of Mudd We didn't even go gold.

6:44 Adam Well, you only have to sell like 11 units to go gold over there.

6:48 Drew Yeah. So.

6:53 Adam The citizens and the people of Iraq are, when they see like a Cherokee helicopter flying over, they give it a black hawk, they give it the thumbs up.

7:03 Puddle Of Mudd From what I saw, but I mean that was just one trip. Right.

7:06 Puddle Of Mudd There's not a lot of like houses or shelter.

7:09 Puddle Of Mudd They live pretty rough. Saddam, we went and decided his palace and saw how he rolled. He was rolling good. And then you see like how his people, his people were treated as pretty rough.

7:22 Adam Membership has its privileges, fellas. I mean, that's the perks of dictatorship.

7:28 Puddle Of Mudd 30 palaces.

7:29 Adam Yeah. Hold on, Drew. You coming back?

7:32 Puddle Of Mudd I'm trying, hey guys.

7:35 Adam We're talking Iraq.

7:37 Drew I heard everything.

7:38 Puddle Of Mudd I think you're sounding better now, man. Everything's good.

7:40 Drew Should I resume my ass licking?

7:44 Adam No. I mean, hold on to it, Drew. And don't let an ounce of it escape from your mason jar. Let's just finish your rock talk. I'm going to make a note here. Kiss Adam's hook eye. Alright. So you're flying around in Blackhawks, which is kind of cool. But why?

8:03 Puddle Of Mudd Because that's the transportation that we took from the airfield into Crete to the palaces that Saddam who's saying, you know, did you stay?

8:13 Adam Did you stay at the palace?

8:15 Puddle Of Mudd We didn't stay.

8:15 Puddle Of Mudd We walked through it and we did basically a meet and greet at the palace kind of thing. It was we met all the soldiers that couldn't come to the concert. So we went over there and met them. And that's really the only way we can kind of get there. The safest way.

8:28 Adam Right. Convoys get ambushed.

8:30 Puddle Of Mudd That seems to be the, you know, the trend. So we want to go that route. So we took the Blackhawks in. Not like we really had an option, but I mean, it was way cooler.

8:38 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah.

8:38 Puddle Of Mudd They fired off a couple of rounds, too. Really?

8:40 Puddle Of Mudd I think they kind of wanted to get it, kind of show us a good time while they were there.

8:43 Puddle Of Mudd They showed us that they were like, you know, they said, you know, they were showing off a little bit. They were showing off a little bit. You know, dropping it and they go really fast for a helicopter. I was like, over a hundred so I wasn't.

8:54 Adam You know the thing about how I went on one helicopter one time and the thing you don't realize sometimes is how fast you're actually going and I was on the kind that didn't have the door on it and were skimming along the beach and some kid was waving at me and was like, hey buddy, my shoulder almost came out a socket. Like I think you're going 110 miles an hour. You stuff your arm out the window and your arm comes off. So how long were we there in total?

9:16 Puddle Of Mudd We were there for two days in a rock.

9:18 Right.

9:19 Adam They're in there. Stay in that mic, right? And there you go.

9:23 Out of program, Michelle.

9:25 Adam Two days.

9:25 Puddle Of Mudd Two days.

9:26 Adam And where did you stay? You stay on the base?

9:29 Puddle Of Mudd The Holiday Inn.

9:30 Puddle Of Mudd We stayed at these little houses that were built for some of the members of the bath party, whatever the hell that was.

9:39 Puddle Of Mudd They're general headquarters and different. Yeah, it was kind of like they were kind of blown up a little bit.

9:44 Puddle Of Mudd They called them the crack houses when we were there, so we were kind of like, okay, man, you know.

9:50 Puddle Of Mudd The whole deal, like, cots, like we were all in one room in a bunch of cots.

9:53 Adam I see you're roughing it. So you played one concert at the soccer stadium, did some meet and greet, got a look around, and got your ass out of there. Smart.

10:03 Puddle Of Mudd Had some crab legs there.

10:04 Adam Oh, really?

10:05 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah, some shrimp.

10:06 Puddle Of Mudd They cooked us a nice meal.

10:07 Adam You got a sizzler over there. Well, and it must have felt good, right? I mean, you're glad you did it.

10:12 Puddle Of Mudd Awesome.

10:13 Adam It's just one of these things where I could imagine when someone first approached you with it, it'd be like, huh, what? But, you know, for the rest of your life, you can say you were there.

10:24 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah, it's nice.

10:25 Puddle Of Mudd And also it was relaxing. When we got on the flight, Kenny Main from Sports Center was on the flight to Kuwait, so that was...

10:30 Adam Oh, really? What the hell is he doing out there?

10:34 Puddle Of Mudd He was doing Sports Center in Kuwait. Wow.

10:37 Adam They really... I'll tell you, you know, it used to be, wow, it's just, you know, Bob Hope and Charo got to go to Vietnam, and now it's opened up. They got sports announcers, comedians.

10:47 Puddle Of Mudd I advise it to everybody.

10:48 Adam I know...

10:49 Puddle Of Mudd They'll probably be calling you next, Adam.

10:53 Adam Jeff Ross, the King of the Roast comedian, called and said, yeah, me and Drew Carey are going over there in, like, a week. You want to come with us? I was like, listen, no, my wife's going to get pissed off. I'm too big a puss. I'm staying home. It's like, comedians just going over there and doing their thing. We went with the comedians, actually.

11:09 Puddle Of Mudd We had a comedian op-ed for shows with us.

11:12 Adam Chris Titus went over there. I think he was talking to us about going over there. Alright, Drew, now that we've spoken to Puddle Of Mudd about the Iraq experience, go ahead and slather some ass stuff. First off, I don't want to build people up too much. I hosted the Late Late Show tonight. I give it a 7. It went well, but not great.

11:35 Drew How did the first half hour compare to the second half hour?

11:40 Adam The second half was same as the first, I would say.

11:43 Drew I'd give it an 8-9. Just listen, you're being tried on. You're not trying to hit, you know what I mean? You're trying to hit a bunch of base hits and doubles and things. That's all you did. You hit lots of real solid hits. It was fun to watch, it was interesting. They bleeped you.

12:01 Adam They bleeped me.

12:02 Drew They bleeped A-hole.

12:04 Adam But I said A-hole.

12:05 Drew I know. Then they actually beeped, they actually put the beep over you.

12:09 Adam I said A-hole.

12:10 Drew I know. You mentioned that to the lady with the whistle.

12:13 Adam Oh, okay.

12:14 Drew Remember?

12:15 Adam They didn't bleep that part.

12:17 Drew No. You said, I said A. You didn't say A-hole. You said A. They didn't bleep that out. Alright. Well, thanks for watching, buddy. Thanks for supporting. I'm not done. Novel. Late Night. You know what I mean? Even though I get to hear this every night, it's still it came through new and interesting.

12:38 Adam Not your usual read the jokes. Well, thanks, Drew.

12:43 Puddle Of Mudd I'm interested.

12:44 Adam Appreciate it.

12:45 Drew Well, I recommend it.

12:46 Adam You can watch it tonight at like 1230 or something after lettering.

12:49 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah.

12:51 Drew All right.

12:51 Adam Now, Drew, you're you're sounding bad again, brother.

12:54 Caller Oh, really?

12:55 Adam I ask Anderson, but I can't tell if it's a bad line.

13:00 Caller We'll fix that at the break. So just try not to talk too much, Drew. How about that?

13:03 Drew Oh, God bless you.

13:04 Adam Thank you, Drew. Yeah, do that. Drew, you're you're you're at your best when you're doing the knowing grunt or the nod. Yeah, or the nod. Yes, the nod. Nobody's mastered the radio nod like Dr. Drew. He has a knowing nod. Then he has a disapproving head shake and shrug. He has a shrug that he does. Do the nod, Drew.

13:27 Caller You know what? Better yet. Let's play a song right now.

13:29 Adam We should play a song. I still would like to see the nod.

13:33 Caller I was just doing it.

13:35 Adam I'm sorry. Anderson jumped in. Okay, do the nod. Oh, nice. Now do the shrug. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there you go. That's what I'm talking about. Now do the sort of well, I'm not exactly sure what's going on. That sort of the dog when he catches you beating off. Do that one. Sort of half turn. There you go, Drew. That's it. That's my bread and butter. All right. And do that.

14:05 Drew Are you a scary? I'm actually sitting here doing this.

14:07 Adam Yeah. That's beautiful. Drew's in Washington, DC. It's tomorrow and he's doing the stupid, the dog caught you beating off head turn. All right. Hang on, Drew. We're going to play a song. Yes? Anderson. This is a delightful idea. Little, little Puddle Of Mudd action for you over here off of Life On Display. And it's called Spin You Around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, just sitting there enjoying yourself. You got a job to do. Give me the point. Engineer Chris gives me the pow. All right, all right. Hey, Puddle Of Mudd, everyone. Life on display. Name of the CD, Wesley and Greg here, representing the band. What up, what up? Drew in DC, yes, Drew? Yeah. Yeah, all right, did we get your technical difficulty straightened out?

18:37 Drew You tell me how's the sound.

18:39 Adam I think it sounds better.

18:40 Drew Yeah, good.

18:41 Adam All right, you ready to rock?

18:44 Drew Let's go.

18:45 Adam All right. Elisa?

18:48 Drew Yeah.

18:49 Adam You're 22? What's up, baby doll? I'm just laughing because Drew sticks the little Post-It sticker onto the call he wants next, even though he's been gone for two days, I just go to the one that the sticker was on from, like last Friday, like up, that must be line two, we're going to, yeah, this thing got blown onto the screen like three days ago. All right, but why not? Why not start with Alisa from Santa Cruz? Go ahead, baby doll.

19:19 Caller Hey, I just wanted to say I've been a long time listening to our first time caller.

19:23 Thanks.

19:24 Caller And I was wondering about giving a blow job without a condom as far as the guy comes in your mouth and you swallow, can you get aids or any other STDs doing that?

19:39 Drew All the usual STDs, absolutely. And you needn't even swallow them. That's the wonderful part about it. No, the swallowing makes your risks higher. There are blood borne diseases like HIV that suddenly do... It has been proven that you can catch it that way. It's not an easy way to get it, but you can. And sorry, you get gonorrhea, chlamydia, everything else. It's good times.

20:02 Caller Is it easier to get it as far as vaginal sex or oral sex, or is it the same risk?

20:08 Drew It's a little worse vaginally.

20:10 Adam A little worse?

20:11 Drew But basically the same thing. A little more mucosal area? Yeah. Well, the mouth is not a hospitable environment for things like HIV, the human immunodeficiency virus, things like that.

20:21 Adam Oh, really?

20:21 Drew Yeah, but if you're swallowing, it gets into the esophagus, and the esophagus, no problem. It's good times.

20:26 Adam Oh, really? All right. I keep, that's why I keep one of those sink strainers down in my throat. I don't want the big stuff to get in there. You know what I'm saying?

20:34 Puddle Of Mudd What about if you're going down on a chick?

20:37 Adam What about it, Drew?

20:38 Drew You can get to syphilis, herpes, if you get a squirt, a discharge, yeah, you could, yeah.

20:45 Adam Never got any results. No, never worry about that. Yeah. Detach retina. Yes, Drew, if you get a hard enough squirt.

20:53 Drew Yeah, of course.

20:54 Adam All right.

20:54 Drew Corneal abrasion.

20:56 Adam Oh, yeah. All right, Alyssa. They have a good times. All right. Let's see. Marissa?

21:06 Melissa.

21:07 Adam Melissa.

21:08 Caller Yeah.

21:09 Adam All right. What's up, Melissa?

21:13 Caller I was in a relationship or I have been in a relationship.

21:16 Adam Hold on a second. It says Marissa up here, but we have a Melissa. Do we really need a Marissa? Let's not complicate things. You guys don't really monkey with this. There's no Dave and Dizzle. There's Dave and then you move on to Nick. I don't know what the male equivalent to Melissa and Marissa are, but it's unnecessary. There can be millions of Melissa's and the world will still turn. All right.

21:46 Caller Go ahead, Melissa. Okay. I've been with this guy for about two years, off and on the last six months. We broke up about for a month, like two months ago. And in that relationship, the original relationship, the guy was in the two months. We weren't sexually active, but I was before and so was he. When we broke up a couple of months ago, I was sexually active again and it hurt a lot. Like not like losing your virginity soreness, it was like stabbing like pain. I've been checked more than once in the past like six months and I've come up perfectly clean. My only worry is that like I don't want it to hurt like that with him because we were starting to, we were back together and we figured maybe all of our problems were due to the fact that we weren't, you know, letting out our regressions in sexual manners. I don't know, but um.

22:47 Drew You don't know. That's true.

22:49 Caller I mean, I don't know if this is like just like a fluke or if there's something like wrong with me or anything. I know I'm perfectly clean. I get.

22:59 Adam All right.

23:00 Drew It's just nervous. It's probably nervous. Probably some sort of vaginal spasm, you know, vaginismus, something like that. And when you get over the nervousness, you'll be fine.

23:07 Adam I had that first day of high school. I remember.

23:10 Drew You had your spasm.

23:11 Adam I had the vaginal spasm. Yeah. I was nervous and had been away from home, you know, my mom dropped me off and had a vaginal spasm right there. Vaginal spasm? Right on the sidewalk from the North Hollywood High. Take a short. Yeah. The VS right on the, right on the sidewalk there was tough. But I got over it. What are you going to do? Drew, you sound remotely better, but Melissa sounded like fried hell. So I don't know what that is. And now you, you sound good and then you start going south. Hold on a second. Let me, let me talk to Lauren over here. See what she sounds like. Lauren?

23:46 Yes.

23:47 Adam You're 19?

23:48 Caller Yes, I am.

23:49 Adam Where are you calling from?

23:51 Caller I'm calling from Puyallup, Washington.

23:55 Drew Puyallup.

23:56 Adam Drew, that just sounded like a static bird to me. Hold on a second. Everybody hold on.

24:05 Drew I heard that. I heard a lot of clear.

24:07 Adam All right. All right, I heard I heard her too, although it was a sort of gibberish sounding town she was from.

24:12 Drew Yes, Puyallup bird.

24:14 Adam But I'm trying to find out it's high. Let's just give towns numbers, by the way, we don't have to get all creative with the stuff no one can pronounce. And like I said, doesn't need to be 15 Rochester's, for instance, and just be one and then everyone else gets a number. Hold on a second. Lauren.

24:31 Caller Yeah.

24:32 Adam Are you on a cell phone?

24:34 Puddle Of Mudd All right.

24:35 Adam Now, your problem is your boyfriend's penis feels like it has a broken spot in the middle.

24:41 Caller Like, um, when I'm on top, it happens most when I'm on top, but like when I'm coming back down, um, it'll...

24:52 Adam Hold on a second.

24:53 Puddle Of Mudd You need to turn your radio down.

24:54 Adam What's going on? Is somebody typing or popping popcorn? What is that? Drew? No. You're not typing, are you? What is that typing sound I hear?

25:02 Puddle Of Mudd I heard that earlier.

25:03 Adam Yeah, I did, too.

25:04 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah.

25:05 Adam I ignored it. I thought maybe Drew was emailing somebody. He likes to multitask. But it's coming from your end, Drew. Do you know what that is?

25:15 Drew Is this it? You hear that?

25:18 Adam No, this was typing. And when Anderson said coming from your end, he didn't mean the line. He meant your ass.

25:24 Drew Oh, oh, oh, now I understand.

25:26 Adam Yeah. Does your farting sound like typing? All right. Hold on, Lauren. We got to take a break. All right. Anderson, weave your magic, baby doll. You got four minutes. We'll take a little break. Puddle of Mudd in studio tonight. Drew, over in Washington, DC we'll be right back after this. Hey buddy, love lying to Adam. Wesley and Greg are both here tonight from Puddle Of Mudd. Hey, hey, hey. A little belcher. Life on display, name of the CD. Drew.

26:21 Drew Yeah.

26:21 Adam You'll be addressing who tomorrow and where.

26:25 Drew No, tomorrow, I'm just listening. I'm going to a conference on national, it's put out by the National Council on Sexual Addiction and Compulsivity. And then Friday, I'm there at sort of, on the end of the conference, the keynote speaker.

26:35 Adam Oh, really?

26:35 Drew I've been working on this talk for a long time. Like a half, two months. Yeah, my headliner, exactly. Feature. So, yeah.

26:43 Adam Yeah, and he's got a lot of nerds warming up for him. Ironically, guys have never gotten laid, speaking about sexual addiction.

26:52 Puddle Of Mudd Well, they are addicted to it, but...

26:54 Adam They're addicted to other people's sexual addictions. Yeah.

26:57 Puddle Of Mudd They're addicted to the thought of it.

26:59 Adam Drew, how much actual... And by the way, I really, I've never had a job that involved conferences, but it always sounds appealing.

27:08 Drew No, no.

27:09 Adam It does, no?

27:10 Drew No, no. I mean, this is a good one, but...

27:12 Puddle Of Mudd Is it at the Hyatt or something?

27:14 Drew It's at the, it's on Capitol Hill. Yeah, it's right across the street from the Hyatt, in fact.

27:17 Puddle Of Mudd Okay.

27:18 Drew Yeah.

27:18 Adam Are you from that area, Greg?

27:20 Puddle Of Mudd No, I just, most, we stay in Hyatt's and stuff like that.

27:23 Drew They're always conferences.

27:24 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah, it's always a conference.

27:26 Adam Puddle of Mudd's there, there's gotta be a sexual addiction conference going on.

27:29 Caller That'd be due to the conference rooms they have.

27:35 Adam Well, here's all I'm saying, Drew. It seems like a good time, a little schmoozing, some free food, that kind of thing.

27:41 Drew No, no, no, no. It's not, they're not like entertainment meetings. It's all business, all business.

27:47 Adam All right, let's talk to, oh yeah, where were we? We're speaking to Lauren. That's right. Lauren? Yeah? 19. All right, so your boyfriend's Pepe has a flat spot.

28:01 Caller Well, like when you look at it, it doesn't look like anything is wrong. But when like we're having sex, when either he goes to go back in or I'm on top and I come back down, it'll like bend in a spot. It's like there's no, it seems like there's no support almost.

28:20 Drew Well, no, the bending is normal. There's always a certain amount of bend.

28:24 Caller No, no, it's kind of, it's a lot. It like bends a lot. Like it'll almost bend like to, like, I wouldn't say like a 90 degree angle, but like maybe 75.

28:34 Drew Does he, does he get fully erect?

28:35 Caller Yeah, yeah, he gets fully hard and everything. But like, if it bends just a little bit, he says it doesn't hurt. But if it bends a lot, like he says it hurts, which I understand, but he'll like completely.

28:48 Adam So hold on a second. Like if I took my pinky and I just bend it back a little bit, it's not a thing. But if I actually peel it back so it touches the top of my palm, then it hurts.

28:56 Puddle Of Mudd It's kind of like double jointed, but double erected.

28:59 Caller Double penised.

29:00 Puddle Of Mudd Maybe there's nowhere left to go for Pepe.

29:04 Adam Hey, Drew.

29:06 Drew I was just thinking, were we going to take calls from Iraq tonight?

29:09 Adam I thought we were, but we took a couple calls from Iraq on Monday night and then didn't take any tonight. Yeah, I don't know what that is. Oh, I don't know. We got to get those folks to pick up the phone over there.

29:25 Drew Instead we're talking about a peanut on knuckles.

29:28 Adam Yeah, they got bigger fish to fry over there, Drew.

29:31 Drew In Iraq?

29:32 Adam Yeah.

29:33 Drew Then talking to Bottle of Mudd? No way.

29:35 Adam Bottle of Mudd.

29:36 Drew Lauren?

29:37 Caller Yeah?

29:38 Caller I know what you meant.

29:40 Drew Did he ever have an injury to his penis where he sort of snapped it or cracked it or fractured it or anything like that?

29:45 Caller Not that I know of. I asked him and he said that he didn't break his penis or anything like that.

29:51 Drew There is such a thing. You can fracture the penis, but usually after you do that, it doesn't work so well. So it just sounds like he's not really getting fully erect or something or it's just him, you know?

29:59 Puddle Of Mudd You can break it.

30:00 Drew Yeah, you can break it. Why not? Well, you think, I mean, there was a news, in fact, there was a news release last night. I was reading while we were on the air, Adam, and there's a guy in Spain or something that mistook his penis for the neck of a chicken and chopped it off and then his dog ate it.

30:14 Puddle Of Mudd Oh no.

30:15 Drew And it wasn't Germany or Florida.

30:17 Adam I can't believe it.

30:19 Puddle Of Mudd The German one's my favorite.

30:22 Adam Hey, what, Germany or Florida or the German penis?

30:25 Puddle Of Mudd No, the guy in Germany who cut the dude's penis off and they both cooked it.

30:30 Adam Oh yeah. Ah, it was a simpler time, wasn't it, Drew? Yeah. Yeah. Those were the days.

30:39 Drew Anyway, I have really nothing for it, Lauren. Obviously, if he's having functional problems with it, you ought to get it seen. It does not sound like anything particularly serious.

30:46 Adam All right, let's see. Uh-oh, Jason over here got in a wakeboarding accident. Now it hurts when he climaxes. Jason? It's all funny. Tell it happens to you. Jason?

31:00 Yep.

31:00 Adam You're 24?

31:01 Caller Mm-hmm.

31:03 Adam Mm-hmm. You got in a wakeboarding accident, huh?

31:05 Caller Yep, I hit my head. I've never had a migraine before in my life and I hit my head and I got a migraine. Then I was in the car getting roadheaded and I almost got a crash because I just started getting a really horrible migraine and I had to stop.

31:20 Drew Now, you're tying this head injury wakeboarding with the migraine during driving oral sex. Is that what you're telling me?

31:28 Caller Yeah, but then after that happened every time I was about to ejaculate, I'd have a migraine and sometimes I'd stick with it because, you know, I want to ejaculate and then I just have to like curl up and be like a, just a gut wrenching migraine for about-

31:42 Drew How long ago was the head injury?

31:44 Caller About a month and a half ago.

31:47 Drew Did you have a CAT scan or anything after that?

31:49 Caller It wasn't, you know, it was just, I just got a really bad headache, like a migraine.

31:53 Drew You might have done something to yourself. You gotta get that checked out. Now there are ours. What'd you do?

31:59 Adam We're quite down, Drew. What'd you do? Whack your head on the wakeboard or something? No, on the water. All right. All right, maybe you got a concussion.

32:07 Drew You got a concussion or even intracranial bleed or a subdural hematoma or something, but the fact is, yes, it's not uncommon for people to get migraineous type headaches with orgasm or at the time of orgasm, but to have them suddenly after a head injury really concerns me. So get that worked out, yeah?

32:23 Adam All right, yeah, but good times.

32:24 Puddle Of Mudd I'd be concerned if every time I did my deal it hurt.

32:28 Drew Yeah, I'd get it checked out. You'd be surprised how common that is as a benign condition, but to have it suddenly after a head injury makes me worry that something's really going on there.

32:37 Adam Wakeboarding is a real white trash move, by the way.

32:40 Drew Is that right?

32:41 Adam Yeah, it's got all the elements. It's got the lake and the river and the boat and the pull cord and it's really, it's really step, it's one step above the inner tube that you get dragged behind.

32:54 Puddle Of Mudd Wesley's good at it, actually.

32:55 Drew Uh-oh. There you go.

32:57 Puddle Of Mudd Well, we're a bit trashy.

32:59 Adam He's no rabbi, this Wesley, I'll tell you. I've done wakeboarding myself. I'm just saying, if you do it-

33:06 Puddle Of Mudd Professionally?

33:07 Adam No, I'm gonna say more than, uh- Twice?

33:10 Drew Four times.

33:11 Adam 15 times a year.

33:13 Drew Oh.

33:13 Caller Whoa, wow.

33:14 Puddle Of Mudd Whoa. That's a lot, man.

33:16 Adam All right, well, not if you're into it, though. You probably, and you're good at it, you probably would do it quite a number of times a year. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna lower that down to nine times a year. Yes.

33:28 Drew How come, speaking of the white trash type of people, why didn't you have the guy on your show tonight, the Late Late Show, why did you have the guy on the CHP motorcycle? As one of the guys you don't want to watch your show.

33:40 Adam Believe me, the art department over there couldn't get anything. What? I told them two days in advance, they showed up with nothing. Yeah. Yeah. It's one of those, it's, it's one of those, okay, I didn't want to get going on it. Yeah, it's true. That was the very first one. I did this bit, which is guys, I don't want watching the show tonight. And number one guy was the guy who buys the police auction motorcycle, buys the cop helmet that comes with it, puts the black leather jacket on, and then drives around, scaring the crap out of everyone with a roach in their ashtray. They could not, you know, find any, you know, like you gotta get a guy, put him in the helmet and take a picture of him, you know?

34:29 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah.

34:30 Puddle Of Mudd No, it's difficult.

34:31 Adam No way. Why? No way. I don't know why, you know.

34:37 Puddle Of Mudd You're too busy wakeboarding, man.

34:38 Adam Yeah, too busy wakeboarding. Drew, you know how it goes with stuff.

34:44 Drew Yeah, you gotta be cleared by whatever, and what about the motorcycle company, or maybe we have a contract with Yamaha or whatever.

34:51 Adam No, it's not even that, it's just people, you know, first off, you'd be surprised, like, you go like, you know the guy, I want blowhard turquoise guy, like the guy with the big. Could you even see the turquoise?

35:05 Drew You couldn't, you could. Well, they actually cut away, I know they inserted it later, or maybe while you weren't looking, but they cut away to a closeup of a belt buckle and a ring when you started complaining about it.

35:15 Adam So, you know, here's the, it's like one of these things where I said, one of the guys I don't want watching the show is the big turquoise guy, the guy with the big turquoise nugget watch and the turquoise belt buckle and the bolo and he's, you know, 125th Cherokee and he's full of crap.

35:31 Puddle Of Mudd On his way to Vegas.

35:32 Adam This is the same guy, yeah. It's all the same guy. It's a 40s something, early 50s, salt and pepper hair, balding but with a ponytail. And he thinks he's stocky but he's really kind of fat. But he's going to the big forum guy with the belly, wears the jean shirt and tucks it in real tight. Shows off that belt buckle. All this was explained and it's like they hit some good looking guy and he's like 30. And then it's like, where's his ponytail? Oh, I don't know, you didn't say. Well, where's, you got to show the turquoise and stuff. It's right in the description. Now, and you know, then at a certain point, you're like, okay, just handle it. I'm moving, I'm moving forward. And then you're out there doing the show and they just show a guy with the red shirt.

36:14 Drew Yeah, I know, in profile.

36:16 Adam In profile? The whole thing, the whole bit is called, you know, the turquoise guy. He's got the big turquoise necklace. He's got the big turquoise belt buckle. He's got, and then you're just sitting up there doing the show and it's like, they show a guy in a sort of profile. And from where I'm sitting, they're in a drop of turquoise to be found. And here's what ends up happening. What ends up happening is not only is it not good from a joke standpoint, but you'll get, you're immediately like, you're angered now. It's like, you want to just, you want to call timeout and go, what's going on? We've been working all day. I've what, what turquoise guy, you got a guy wearing a red shirt that you're showing from the side. Like what? Yeah. Top notch. Oh my God. I don't know. You know, here's, here's, here's all I, all I do know is the people that do that kind of stuff. You know, if you, you're, it's like you being a doctor, Drew. It's like you, you saying, give me a lactate ringers and D5W walking away. And the person is standing, there's not a doctor. And they're like, I don't, turquoise guy. Is he painted?

37:21 Drew Like, I don't know what that is. No, no, no, no. No, no, you get, what you get is the same thing I get, which is you get a nurse or an assistant that can't speak English. And you go, and you go, oh my God, they didn't understand what I said. I mean, this is a basic link in getting the job done.

37:33 Adam All right, let's talk to, thanks Drew. Take it easy over there, by the way. Mark is 20 calling from Virginia. Mark?

37:42 Hey, hello?

37:44 Adam Mark, you're on the air. What's up?

37:45 Oh, hey Adam, Dr. Drew, how's it going?

37:48 Adam Good, say hi to Puddle Of Mudd, by the way.

37:50 What was it?

37:51 Puddle Of Mudd What up Mark?

37:52 Adam Puddle Of Mudd.

37:54 Oh, Puddle Of Mudd there, hey, how's it going? Get a call from Mark.

37:56 Puddle Of Mudd What's up man?

37:57 Calling from Iraq, correct?

37:59 Caller No, no, we're still there. We made it back.

38:03 Oh, sweet deal, sweet deal, yeah, I heard about that. I wanted to let Adam give some feedback to you about your hosting job on the Late Late Show. Yeah, go ahead. It just finished airing over here in Springfield, Virginia. I wanted to let you know, I think you did a great job. It felt like the audience had no idea who you were. I was amazed. What?

38:19 Drew They gave him a standing ovation when he walked out there.

38:21 Adam They forced him to do that.

38:23 No, that's the thing, yeah. I felt like, I mean, I was cracking up over here at some of your jokes you're doing, but it felt like on CBS, they tell you what to say, correct? No.

38:31 Adam They tell you what to say?

38:32 Like they put like the cue cards in front of you and like they have to tell you like the jokes you have to say and stuff.

38:37 Adam Oh God, oh, I wish it worked that way. I know, I really do think people think that, you know, like Jimmy Kimmel just shows up at 730 in the evening. And where's my cue cards for marked Wednesday? Read it out and then you just stand there and read it. No, every single thing that came out of my mouth was something that I wrote.

38:58 Oh yeah?

38:58 Adam I don't think there was anything that came out of my mouth that, I mean, Drew, you saw it didn't seem like anything anyone else wrote, did it?

39:04 Drew In fact, if it seemed like a fair bit was unwritten too.

39:08 Adam Yes, yes, because I was too lazy to write it and we ran out of time. But, yeah, they just hold the cue cards up and you read them.

39:17 That's what I was thinking because I thought you were, I thought you weren't, I think you were as funny as you could be because I thought most of it, what you were saying was written by the writers.

39:25 Drew Love, Loveline compliments, Loveline compliments are the best.

39:28 Adam They're always the best. Why was the nice funnies? That could have been?

39:32 Because I thought everything that you were saying was written by the writers. That's why I was thinking you're much hilarious on Loveline because everything's like improv you guys. That's what I was thinking.

39:42 Puddle Of Mudd That was even a bigger diss.

39:44 So thanks Mark. I just want to ask Adam, is there any decision yet? I feel like you're gonna take the job or not?

39:50 Adam No, no decision made. And if they're listening to this call, it's the deal is off.

39:55 Caller The deal is done for. I was my fault.

39:59 Puddle Of Mudd Why are you writers, man?

40:01 Adam It was my fault for talking to Mark. Although overall, I think he gave it half like a very sheepish thumbs up. But yeah, yeah. Sit there and read the cards. By the way, Drew, didn't it sound like whatever I was saying, I was saying?

40:17 Drew Yeah, it did. It really did.

40:19 Adam What? I don't know what Mark's listening to. I mean, he doesn't have to love it, but it wasn't that much different sounding than what I'm doing now, is it?

40:26 Drew Not only that, I didn't see you look at any cards. You know what I mean? You were looking straight at the camera.

40:30 Adam Yeah, teleprompter buddy. All right, Puddle Of Mudd.

40:34 Drew Thank you, Drew.

40:35 Adam In the studio tonight, you all right?

40:37 Drew I got something. Maybe it's Kale plus coffee.

40:40 Adam How's Puddle Of Mudd? You guys holding up okay?

40:43 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah, we're doing great, man.

40:44 Adam I'm awake. They're in studio tonight. We're gonna hear something off of Life On Display. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Hey everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew over there in Washington, DC. We got Greg and Wesley here from Puddle Of Mudd. And I was, now here was the old deal. Puddle Of Mudd was supposed to come in here, fresh off their trip to Iraq, and we were going to take some calls from Iraq, and we haven't had any yet.

41:36 Puddle Of Mudd We got Jeanette.

41:37 Adam They're a little busy. But I was told that we have one on line six, and we did have one, and I looked down, and I looked up, and it's the only call that's gone now. So maybe she fell off. It says entry in progress, which means it's probably a new call. Let's just try this. Hello, Justin?

41:57 Caller Hey.

41:57 Adam You're calling from Minnesota? Yep.

42:00 Caller Hold on.

42:01 Drew That's not Iraq. That's not Iraq.

42:03 Adam Well, but it's inching toward Iraq.

42:05 Drew Oh, you're right, you're right. Wait, yeah, okay.

42:07 Caller We're moving that direction.

42:09 Adam Yeah, here's a call from New Jersey. That's probably even closer to Iraq.

42:14 Drew Sure is.

42:15 Adam All right, let's take a question for the band. It's been, guys have been on hold for half an hour, or the girl, I should say. Shelly?

42:22 Yes.

42:22 Adam 27?

42:24 Yep.

42:24 Adam What's up?

42:25 Nothing much. I just actually talked to Wesley on Rockline Monday night.

42:29 Puddle Of Mudd Hey, what's going on?

42:31 Nothing much. Okay, you guys have played at sold out venues, have had your faces on NASCAR, and now have played for the troops overseas.

42:39 Adam Hold on, you have your faces on NASCAR?

42:41 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah, we have Rusty Wallace drove the Miller Lite Puddle Of Mudd kind of collaboration car.

42:45 Adam Oh really?

42:46 Yeah.

42:46 Adam That's cool.

42:48 Puddle Of Mudd Really cool.

42:49 All right.

42:49 Puddle Of Mudd I can barely see it. It was very fast.

42:51 Adam Yeah, it was moving.

42:52 Puddle Of Mudd It was moving.

42:52 Adam Shelly?

42:53 Yeah.

42:54 Adam Yeah, so you want to know what's next?

42:56 Yep, what's next for Puddle Of Mudd?

42:59 Puddle Of Mudd Well, we're going to take a little bit of a, kind of a chill since we've been on the road for such a long time and start the next record and we're going to be doing our DVD and all kinds of little projects are coming up real, real soon. So, you know, we just got to have a little bit of a rest for a second, you know.

43:18 Puddle Of Mudd Holiday season.

43:19 Adam Yeah, they need a little them time.

43:21 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah.

43:22 Adam Thanks Shelly. Thank you.

43:23 Puddle Of Mudd Thank you.

43:24 Adam Let's, oh, Janet over here was in Iraq with Puddle Of Mudd. Jeanette. Oh, Jeanette. You're 31?

43:35 Caller Yes.

43:35 Adam Yes, hello. You were in Iraq with Puddle Of Mudd?

43:41 Caller Yeah, they were wonderful.

43:43 Puddle Of Mudd Hey, what's going on?

43:45 Adam What were you doing over there?

43:46 Caller So how are you all?

43:49 Adam We are, we're, hold on a second. Is she on a delay or something?

43:53 Puddle Of Mudd She's in Iraq.

43:54 Adam No, she's calling from New Jersey.

43:56 Caller No, Brian's an idiot and he put that up there because that's where she lives, but she's in Iraq right now.

43:59 Adam Oh, she's in Iraq.

44:00 Caller She's in Tehran, we gotta forgive the one second delay.

44:02 Adam All right, it's Iraq, Jersey. All right, so there is a delay. Okay, now let's do it.

44:08 Puddle Of Mudd I still got your dog tag.

44:09 Adam All right, Jeanette, so.

44:10 Caller You do, that's wonderful.

44:12 Drew So you remember meeting Jeanette?

44:14 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah, we were hanging out with her the whole time. She was helping us out, getting us our food and our drinks and you know, she's very, very sweet and we very much enjoyed hanging out with her and the rest of the soldiers.

44:27 Caller Jeanette. They were troopers too. I mean, they were swamped with everyone. They didn't stop signing autographs, taking pictures.

44:36 I don't know where they had their...

44:37 Caller Cause I know it took me a week to recover.

44:42 Drew Well, we kept on going. What's your job over there?

44:45 Caller What's that?

44:46 Drew Adam, you ask. I'll do it.

44:48 Adam What is your job with the military?

44:53 Caller Actually, right now I'm like sort of running a class one yard, which is subsistence, food rations going out to other bases that don't have dining facilities or PXs or stuff like that.

45:06 Adam I'll tell you, it's just like the movies. All right, Jeanette, thank you very much.

45:15 Caller You're welcome.

45:16 Drew No questions, Jeanette, huh?

45:18 Adam No, she just wanted to check in with Puddle Of Mudd.

45:20 Drew We miss you.

45:21 Puddle Of Mudd We hope you're doing good, Jeanette.

45:23 Adam Well, Drew, we've talked to three people that were in country thus far. One tonight, two on, I think, Monday night. All three chicks, all three involved with office supplies. I'm not belittling that, but I thought when we were gonna talk to Iraq, I thought we were gonna talk to the guys who were taking fire, kind of thing.

45:46 Drew Yeah, oh, Puddle Of Mudd's laughing.

45:49 Adam Well, you know what I'm saying? I mean, first off, it's weird to call me old-fashioned. I wasn't picturing talking to women. So far, we've only spoken to women, and they've all been involved with, they've all been in the rear with the gear, as they say. I'm looking for Johnny Ground Pounder. That's what I'm looking for.

46:08 Puddle Of Mudd We met a few of those, but like I said, I think that a lot of those guys are pretty busy. They all look like they were pretty blowing stuff up.

46:15 Adam Yeah. All right. Let's take ourselves a little break. Puddle Mudd and Studio, Drew in Washington, DC. We'll be right back after this. Oh yeah, it's Love Line. Dr. Drew in Washington, DC tonight. We got Greg and Wesley here tonight from Puddle Of Mudd. Here's something else off the Life On Display CD. Let's see here, we got Lucas from Alaska. Wants to know how the band got started.

47:18 Drew We're moving away from rock now. Lucas? Who? Lucas?

47:27 Adam What's up, Lucas?

47:28 Caller I just have a question for the band.

47:30 Adam Is, you're speaking quietly so someone doesn't hear you? Yeah.

47:43 Puddle Of Mudd There you go. How you become a band?

47:45 Adam Yeah.

47:47 Puddle Of Mudd You know, he's kind of gets your drummer and you get your guitars and your bass player and singer.

47:53 Adam Well, where'd you find them?

47:55 Puddle Of Mudd LA. We all kind of moved to LA because I'm from a place where like I graduated like 17 people.

48:02 Adam Oh, really?

48:03 Puddle Of Mudd Like middle of nowhere. So where? Oklahoma, Kingston, Oklahoma. It's like this.

48:08 Adam So like your school had like 80 people in it or something?

48:11 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah, one red light. There was a gas station. That kind of thing.

48:15 Adam The light never turned green.

48:16 Puddle Of Mudd It was just red. Well, it was unique because it went from red to green to yellow to green, you know what I mean? And so you would stop at it and then it would go yellow, then to go to green.

48:25 Adam And like, did you know the cops and stuff? Like you got pulled over?

48:28 Puddle Of Mudd I knew both of them, yeah.

48:29 Adam Wow. Weird. And then, so you moved from there to LA for music?

48:35 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah, exactly. You know, because like I couldn't really find anybody that was into like-

48:40 Adam None of the other 16 guys could rock?

48:42 Puddle Of Mudd No, no, they were pretty slim pickings, so.

48:47 Adam Wow. Well, by the way, did you grow up like on a farm or something? What'd your folks do?

48:52 Puddle Of Mudd I grew up, we had like 50 acres, but my mom had a restaurant, so I grew up in a restaurant. But I did work on farms and things like that.

48:59 Adam What kind of restaurant? I'm guessing a Thai.

49:02 Puddle Of Mudd Chicken Fries, yeah, Thai. It was like a Korean barbecue thing over there.

49:07 Adam It was in the lake. It was a chicken fried everything.

49:09 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah, chicken fried everything.

49:10 Adam Hubcaps, trash can lids, it didn't matter. We just chicken fried.

49:15 Puddle Of Mudd Chicken fried popcorn.

49:16 Adam Ice cream, didn't matter. You want scrambled eggs?

49:21 Puddle Of Mudd That's how the van got together. We were all, you know, at this restaurant.

49:24 Puddle Of Mudd At my mom's dinner.

49:25 Adam No, no. You guys all came out to LA, right?

49:28 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah, for being, you know.

49:30 Adam So everyone came out to LA and then what'd you do? Just start answering ads or looking for stuff?

49:35 Puddle Of Mudd No, we just started rocking and...

49:37 Adam How'd you start rocking? You didn't know each other, did you?

49:39 Puddle Of Mudd Well, he met the bass player because the bass player was an intern in Interscope whenever he came and...

49:43 Puddle Of Mudd What's up, Doug?

49:45 Puddle Of Mudd Doug?

49:45 Puddle Of Mudd I know you're listening.

49:46 Puddle Of Mudd Is he listening?

49:46 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah, he's listening.

49:47 Adam So Doug was working at the label?

49:50 Puddle Of Mudd Well, if you want to call interning, you're working for free.

49:53 Puddle Of Mudd I flew in to LA and then Doug was there interning, so he was heard about the mud through the grapevine. And then we kind of... Paul Phillips, the guitar player, kind of got into the mix there. And then Greg was the last, but not the last person that we...

50:12 Puddle Of Mudd He's played with different people.

50:14 Puddle Of Mudd So we got the Greg in there. You just get it together, how you can get it together. And then if it's... I'm a whore. If it's working, it's working. If it's not, you're gonna have to try another direction. But it happened to work. And then the next thing you know, we're rocking the soldiers in Iraq.

50:31 Adam Well, I guess there's probably as many stories as there are bands. And people always want that answer. Like, well, what's the formula for this?

50:39 Puddle Of Mudd There is no formula.

50:39 Adam The formula is just play your instrument, get out there and stay busy.

50:45 Puddle Of Mudd Well, never turn down a gig. Never turn down any opportunity to play music because I did everything, man. I did country gigs when I was 12.

50:54 Puddle Of Mudd Oh, really? Oh, yeah.

50:55 Puddle Of Mudd I did the whole, ran the whole thing.

50:57 Adam So you grew up like a musical family?

50:58 Puddle Of Mudd No.

50:59 Adam No?

51:00 Puddle Of Mudd No. No, I-

51:01 Adam You just started playing drums early?

51:03 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah. I just, I don't know, it just came to me, but I don't, I just started, got into music. I got in like Kiss and then Zeppelin and then The Beatles and that kind of stuff.

51:12 Adam And then tell his mom, deep fried his kiss out. He ate it by mistake with chicken gravy on it.

51:18 Puddle Of Mudd You know, that was the thing is they were, nobody was into the music at all. Like my mother never listened to music. Nobody listened to it, but they were like, they didn't- They didn't care what you want? Yeah, whatever, they didn't care.

51:29 Drew That really, Adam, is the consistent message we hear from bands, which is just, they really, they had to do it. This is what they, they were just like in them. They must do it, they wouldn't do it.

51:38 Adam I know, I know. And like I said, everyone wants an answer and the answer is just do it. And let me ask you about chicken fried steak, which I'm always scared to order when I see it. Because I see steak and I think, well, that's steak, and then I hear chicken and then I hear fried and I think, what is a, you know, what are they trying to get away with, with this steak that they have to bread it and deep fry? There's gotta be something going on here. This can't be a good cut of beef. You know what I'm saying?

52:03 Caller No way.

52:04 Puddle Of Mudd It's a cube steak.

52:06 Caller It's a cube steak.

52:06 Adam So how do you do it? Do you pound the steak?

52:08 Puddle Of Mudd You pound the steak.

52:09 Adam You pound it, and then you bread it, and then you deep fry it.

52:12 Drew Yep. Why?

52:14 Puddle Of Mudd And you can deep fry just about anything and it'll taste great.

52:18 Adam It is. And then you put gravy on it, right?

52:21 Puddle Of Mudd Yeah, but you wanna make sure you have that nice white milky gravy.

52:26 Adam Flowery gravy. Yeah. All right, let's keep on going here. Stormy's been on hold for 80 minutes calling from Oklahoma, by the way. Stormy?

52:38 Caller Yes?

52:39 Adam What's up?

52:41 Caller Hi, I wanna tell you guys, I love you guys and I listen to you every night.

52:45 Adam Thanks.

52:46 Caller Cool. And to the guys at Puddle Of Mudd, keep doing what you do, you guys rock.

52:52 Puddle Of Mudd Thank you.

52:52 Adam Thank you. Thank you. You keep that chicken frying going over there in Oklahoma too.

52:56 Caller Oh, have you ever had a chicken fried steak?

52:59 Puddle Of Mudd Yes.

52:59 Adam You know, I've had a bite and that kind of stuff, but it's too big a commitment for me on Del Rancho. Where is that?

53:06 Puddle Of Mudd Del Rancho in Oklahoma.

53:08 Caller All right.

53:09 Adam I'm leaving tonight. I want to get the chicken fried steak. Go ahead Stormy.

53:13 Caller I guess it's an Oklahoma thing.

53:14 Adam Yeah, they don't have it out here too much. What's up?

53:21 Caller I'm manic depressive and I want to be a psychologist. I was just wondering if me being manic is going to affect me being able to do the job.

53:31 Drew It's going to affect it, but it doesn't prevent you from doing it. It's going to do as long as you get that properly taken care of. You heard last night we had a caller who was a manic depressive therapist who was a prostitute and didn't do any problems. That is, she had some character disorder and the character disorder will significantly impair your ability to be a good therapist. You may have to find other ways to sort of use your mental health training than being an individual therapist. But merely being bipolar, that's something that's usually pretty well and easily controlled with medication.

54:00 Caller What's that?

54:02 Adam Well, what's the plan? Are you going to college?

54:06 Caller It's my senior year of high school, but I plan on going to college and majoring in clinical psychology.

54:13 Adam What college are you going to?

54:15 Caller I want to go to NSU. It's here in Oklahoma.

54:22 Adam NSU. What is that one? Do you know what that one is, Greg?

54:27 Puddle Of Mudd No. Where is it? What city?

54:30 Puddle Of Mudd Nebraska State University.

54:32 Puddle Of Mudd Tahlequah. Northeastern?

54:37 Adam Getting deep now.

54:39 Puddle Of Mudd Tahlequah. I know Tahlequah like the back of...

54:43 Adam Stormy. I could picture, you know what I picture? I picture it's like a school where the guy, the dean is also the janitor, is also the health teacher, is also the security guard and keeps switching hats. Like they do in those Mayberry shows, you know? Like where the guy goes, I want to talk to the judge. And he goes, well, I am the judge too.

55:05 Drew And he takes his sheriff hat off and puts his judge hat on. Wait, wait, that whole thing ended in 1979. Oh, it did? That whole joke. Yeah.

55:12 Adam No one does that joke anymore?

55:13 Drew No, that's over.

55:14 Adam Well, I'm bringing it back.

55:16 Drew With the souffles.

55:18 Adam Yeah. Souffle humor. Yeah. All right. Well, you get that prestigious degree from Crowlaco State over there in northern Oklahoma.

55:29 Puddle Of Mudd Taliqua.

55:29 Adam Taliqua. And that is a golden ticket. That gets you in anywhere.

55:33 Puddle Of Mudd Oh, yeah.

55:33 Adam I mean, it's the lecture circuit, you're going to all the Ivy League schools, the Simon and Schuster banging down your door. They want a book deal with you. All right. All right, baby doll. I don't know. Do they even use therapists in Oklahoma? Some people just put some gravy on it and move on.

55:53 Puddle Of Mudd That's their ticket.

55:55 Caller Chicken fried rub a little gravy on that little soul food for your soul.

56:02 Adam My father was verbally abusive. Rub a little gravy on that and get keep going. All right. Let's talk to Celeste, who's 15. Celeste. Is there anyone under 70 named Celeste? Hello? Hello. Is Celeste the name of a grandparent or something?

56:24 Caller No. My mom named me after a cashier.

56:27 Adam A cashier?

56:28 Puddle Of Mudd A cashier.

56:31 Caller She liked the name.

56:34 Adam People laugh at those name tags, but they work. So you're 15. Your boyfriend got drunk and cheated last week.

56:46 Caller Yeah.

56:47 Adam How old's your boyfriend?

56:49 Drew How long has he been your boyfriend?

56:52 Caller About five months.

56:55 Drew What do you mean by cheated?

56:57 Caller He got to third base with another chick.

57:00 Drew Third base?

57:01 Caller What is third base?

57:03 Caller Yeah. He called me and he told me about it the next day. What?

57:06 Adam Oh, wow.

57:07 Caller He's a keeper.

57:09 Adam Third base is oral sex these days, right? Here's the thing. He called me and he told me about it the next day. Oh, wow. Third base is oral sex these days, right?

57:20 Drew Yeah.

57:20 Adam Here's the thing. Either he just wanted to break up with you or get you to break up with him, or this person was like a friend of yours or someone who...

57:27 Drew You're going to find out.

57:28 Adam We're going to find out very shortly thereafter.

57:31 Drew Yeah.

57:31 Adam Which is it?

57:33 Caller I don't know. He like called me the next day and was like begging me not to break up with him.

57:38 Drew No, but did he tell you who he did this with?

57:41 Caller No.

57:42 Adam And you have no idea as far as, and you've never heard anything. It's not somebody you go to school with or a friend of yours.

57:49 Caller No, I don't go to the same school as him.

57:52 Drew Adam, I totally agree with you. Those are the only two options.

57:55 Adam By the way, it could still be someone you go to school with. Do you know what I'm saying? It's like, it could be someone you go to school with, even if you don't go to the same school as him. I think she was completely discounting my may know this person theory. Celeste? Yeah. It's too bad our folks didn't name her after like an attorney or a doctor or something. I can't believe it would have changed the trajectory of her life.

58:21 Drew What is her question?

58:23 Caller Oh, I want to know if I should break up with him for it.

58:26 Drew Well.

58:26 Adam Let's say yes. Yeah.

58:28 Drew Yeah, generally speaking, I think it's, you know, he's telling you something.

58:32 Adam Yeah, and why do you think he told you?

58:35 Drew Oh, I don't know.

58:36 Caller All right.

58:38 Adam All right. I know, Celeste, you're delight. I hate to have to move on. I can't talk to people with their sort of half syllable answers.

58:48 Drew It's very simple. If he's into the relationship, he's committed to you. And he's had just a simple transgression here where he feels remorseful. He's willing to recommit himself. And you really do enjoy it? Give him a shot. But if this guy's been in a hole the whole time, and we don't trust the reason why he would tell you in the first place.

59:04 Adam Why would he? Why would he?

59:06 Drew Why would he? You bet. You said it. Two reasons.

59:10 Adam I know. But I'm, I'm, I'm. Celeste has sort of cancelled out the second one, which is it's a friend or somebody she knew or someone who's going to get back to her. And then won't speculate at all over it. So. Right. All right. Break up. Here's the thing. If you don't break up, you definitely sent a weak message to him. Which means next time he's going to Fifth Base. Oh, yes. There is a Fifth Base.

59:36 Drew What is it?

59:37 Adam I don't know. By the way. Felcher. Ten seconds. Drew, please. How dare you.

59:42 Drew I'm just thinking.

59:43 Adam You've offended the band. Ten seconds ago, I was looking at the screen and we had a male caller from Iraq who was calling in and I looked down, I looked back up again and now they're gone. So just to dangle that in front of you kiddies. Justin. Hey. You're 17? Yep. Hold on. All right. Tired of Justin already. Let's see. Natalie over here, tight vagina. Her boyfriend makes her bleed. First six months of sex with boyfriend were awesome. Last six months were awful. Why? All right. Let's talk to Kate. Katie?

1:00:24 Caller Yeah.

1:00:25 Adam Twenty-one. You're 21.

1:00:29 Caller Yes, I am.

1:00:32 Adam What's going on? All right. Hold on. Yes. I got to tell you. I got to be honest with you. Doing the late, late show tonight was hard enough. I got nothing left in me. Relax. Kick back. I could have somebody talk or somebody do something.

1:00:50 Drew Relax. I can't pull the calls up.

1:00:53 Adam I know. And I'm not blaming you. I'm not blaming you. But I got nothing left in me.

1:00:57 Drew That's good. The listeners are all behind you. They're all behind you.

1:01:03 Adam I know. But the callers aren't. I'm going to need someone to step up to the plate a little bit here. Katie. Yeah. Here we go now.

1:01:12 Drew Break it down.

1:01:13 Caller Yeah.

1:01:14 Adam Let's go.

1:01:14 Caller Rock us. Basically, I've been dating my boyfriend for a year and a half. The first six months of sex was great. Now, like the last six months, every time he touches me, I totally feel violated. I'll just push him away.

1:01:31 Drew Tell us why.

1:01:32 Caller I don't know.

1:01:34 Caller I just feel like I'm being molested or something.

1:01:37 Drew Have you ever been molested?

1:01:39 Caller That's a thing. I don't know.

1:01:40 Drew You don't know. One of the things that people who have been molested will do is they will go from being very hypersexual and shift into sort of a shutdown mode.

1:01:50 Adam That's what I'm in, verbally.

1:01:51 Drew And Adam is completely in shutdown mode, sexually, spiritually, physically, everywhere. But once you're actually in a relationship that starts to feel intimate, that's when the shutdown usually occurs. Is it that or is it something about him or is it something about what? You've got to give us more to go on here.

1:02:07 Caller Well, like even with my last boyfriend, it was the same way.

1:02:10 Sex was good at first.

1:02:11 Caller Then towards the end of the relationship, it was all bad.

1:02:15 Drew Stop thinking about it as sex and think more in terms of globally about the relationship.

1:02:21 Adam Here's all I'm asking for, Kitties. I don't need you to be a doctor of psychology. All I need you to do is don't be scared to scratch beneath the surface just a little bit. Like here's what we do. Drew does his long-winded-

1:02:37 Drew Life 101. Life 101 type of thing.

1:02:39 Adam Drew does his long-winded die tribe about victim molestation, all this, and then says, what is it? And they say, well, my last boyfriend did the same thing. That's not the question we asked you. We asked you to delve just a little bit. Do a little soul searching. What's it going to be? Let's go. I don't care if your last 400 boyfriends did it. It's the same goddamn problem. And that's not the question.

1:03:07 Drew I'm not even asking you to delve deeply. I'm just asking you to choose amongst the options. Just choose.

1:03:12 Caller We'll throw the options to you.

1:03:14 Adam I swear to God, Drew, I would talk less if I ran back and forth to another room and actually called the show and answered my own question. It would be shorter. It would be more concise and more to the point.

1:03:28 Puddle Of Mudd I think since it happens every time she goes out with some guy, she should just probably go to another guy. So it'll be every six months. And now she can have some good sex again. So just switch it up when she starts telling him.

1:03:38 Puddle Of Mudd Everybody wins.

1:03:40 Drew If the sex isn't good, it's not worth it. Later.

1:03:43 Adam Yeah. It's like racing tires or something they wear out after a few laps. You go to a new set, you know, sit and stare at him and cry.

1:03:49 Puddle Of Mudd Especially if you already know it's going to be bad for the next six months. You might as well just go on and get the good stuff back again.

1:03:56 Adam All right, Kate. I have to torture myself by going back to you. Never molested.

1:04:03 Caller Well, I don't know. That's the thing. I think I might have been, but I don't know.

1:04:08 Drew Well, you might be behaving like someone who has been.

1:04:10 Adam So maybe you were. And why? Am I? Drew, tell her where my finger is poised right now before I ask.

1:04:16 Drew It must be over the hold button. This is a question that must be answered or you will be put on hold.

1:04:21 Adam Why do you think you may have been molested?

1:04:24 Caller Well, my mom and my stepdad, well, I have a stepdad and ever since I was literal, like ever since I was growing up with him, I always felt really uncomfortable walking by him. I felt like he was looking at me like really weird and like he'd always walk in the bathroom on me when I was going to the bathroom. Then one morning I woke up with my shirt off when I was like 12, so I don't know if like all those could come together and he's kind of a weird guy.

1:04:49 Drew That's kind of a weird thing, living with and being around a weird male all the time. And by the way, what happened to your biological father?

1:04:56 Caller He's still in the picture. I mean, we have a good relationship and everything is good.

1:05:00 Drew But back then when you really needed him, where was he?

1:05:04 Caller I don't know. Well, I don't know because I was so young, I didn't know what to do or anything. I never did anything.

1:05:09 Adam No, no. But where was your biological father when you were younger?

1:05:13 Caller He was in another town.

1:05:16 Drew And maybe that has more to do with why you become fearful and shut down when you start to get close to somebody. Yeah. You fear intimacy because that means loss.

1:05:25 Adam And creepy stepdad has got to be weird just to have a sort of rogue set of nuts walking up and down the hall like that's not daddy.

1:05:33 Drew And Adam, you know what's starting to really irritate me and make me very angry is that oh girl. Yeah. By the way, I was on Scarborough tonight and I lost my ass. I was screaming. Yeah. But what really gets me going is the fact that people cannot, we've sort of raised a whole generation thinking that sexuality is something that exists in a vacuum. You can't evaluate it in the context of a relationship. It's like sex is this one thing and relationship is another. It's like are you kidding? Are you kidding? Yeah. They're very careful, very, very intimately tied. So, don't think about the sexuality. The sex is a sign. It's a sign, it's a message that something is going wrong in the relationship. Look at the relationship in your emotional life.

1:06:14 Adam And I was only kind of half-listing, but yeah, I did try vacuum once when I was in high school. It kind of hurt, but I agree with you, Drew.

1:06:22 Drew Adam, you mentioned it more than once.

1:06:26 Adam Well, as I said, I was, you know, I got past the pain.

1:06:30 Drew Did it work?

1:06:31 Adam Well, the first time, I pulled my nuts through my urethra. So that was, that wasn't good. But I worked it out.

1:06:38 Drew Wait, did it work? Didn't jam the equipment or anything?

1:06:41 Adam No, no, it made that, it made that hoo sound, but I like that universal vacuum sound. There's a thousand different makes of vacuums, but there's only one hoo hoo. That means it grabbed a ping pong ball or it stuck to the dog.

1:06:57 Drew Or Adam's penis.

1:06:59 Adam Or Adam's penis.

1:07:01 Drew I was sort of thinking when you finished, did it mess up the machine?

1:07:06 Adam No, no, no, that was fine because we had the Vortex one, so it just kind of stuck to the side. It was bagless. Yeah, bagless. The thing about, who the hell wants to tell, oh, Katie over here, yeah. Stop giving your dads a free pass, by the way, your biological dads, because it's always like my stepdad is real creepy, but oh, no, my dad, no, we're good, I mean we're real tight. It's like, where's your stepdad, he was somewhere, in another town, like, look, here's the key, here, let me, let me explain something. You don't need your parents once you become a senior in high school. You barely need them in the 10th grade. When you need them is sort of, forget about zero, you need your moms, let's just say you need pops to be around somewhere around two or three to about 10 or 11. After that, you don't really need them. Now, most of these guys cut out at age two and then resurface at 24 and give them a couple of cards and a couple of bucks and a gas card and everything's cool now. Meanwhile, they're still pissed at their mom or their stepdad, whoever actually paid the bills, cleaned the house and took care of the school supplies.

1:08:15 Drew By the way, of course the dad is relieved. It's like, oh, my daughter, we have this great relationship now. He comes in and kisses your ass.

1:08:22 Caller We're cool. We're cool. We're friends.

1:08:23 Adam We're friends.

1:08:24 Drew Of course that's easy.

1:08:25 Adam It must be nice, too, by the way, just to I'm going to Florida for 11 years. You're back there in KC. Go ahead and take care of the kid. And then when she gets old enough to take herself down to the airport and get on a plane and come out and visit me, I'll put a cot out for her and everything will be cool. And we'll talk ass about stepdad and get her a job and she can pay part of the rent. Yeah. Look, feel free to hate your biological dad for moving out of town during the formative years. And by the way, leaving you with steppops. All right. We'll take a little break. I'm fired up, but I'm cooling down now, Drew. All right.

1:09:04 Drew You feel better?

1:09:05 Adam Not your head, Drew.

1:09:07 Drew I'm doing it now.

1:09:08 Adam I'm going to hear something from Puddle Of Mudd when we come back off the newish CD. All that after this.

1:09:15 Caller 1-800-Call-Love-Line.

1:09:33 Adam Puddle of Mudd in Studio Night, Wesleyan Brake both here. We're going to Jerusalem, over there in Washington, DC tonight. We're going to, I'd say we'll take a call, and then we'll hear a Puddle of Mudd song. All right. All right. Let's see. Found out girlfriend cheated on him nine months ago. Yeah. Girlfriend's vagina stinks.

1:09:56 Puddle Of Mudd That's something.

1:09:57 Adam Yeah, but that's Mike, you know, he's just a lug nut. Virgin has rape fantasies. Virgin with rape fantasies, huh?

1:10:06 Interesting.

1:10:07 Adam Janet or Jeanette?

1:10:09 That would be Jeanette.

1:10:11 Adam Jeanette, what's happening?

1:10:13 Well, I am 22. I'm a virgin and ever since I was about 15, I've had fantasies of women being dominated by men, preferably, well, usually in a rather violent fashion.

1:10:27 Adam Why are you still a virgin at 22?

1:10:30 I think an implied moral and just I'm not comfortable with it.

1:10:35 Drew Implied morals?

1:10:36 Well, my parents are raised Catholic and all that fun stuff.

1:10:42 Drew Well, let's not blow it off. Were you raised under the notion that hell would be in your-

1:10:49 My parents are actually surprisingly very supportive or just like, you know what, if you're going to do it, be smart, sort of thing.

1:10:56 Adam Maybe it's that maniacal scientist sidekick.

1:11:03 Drew Peter Laurie laugh.

1:11:04 Adam Yeah, that's the laugh you get when you're like, go down to the basement and get more test tubes. Yeah, that's the one where the scientist says, I think we have company. Means you got like fresh organs coming in. Hold on a second. I got to tell you, we're going to check with Jeanette, but at first she was a virgin. She started off about 135 and she's now up to about 190 in my mind. I'm not getting like because I don't feel like it. Not buying it. That's a weight problem. Jeanette. How much you weigh?

1:11:45 I am 130.

1:11:48 Adam You're wrong.

1:11:49 Drew How dare you?

1:11:50 Adam 3 foot 11. 130.

1:11:52 I'm 5'6.

1:11:54 Adam 5'6.

1:11:56 Drew Have you had a boyfriend?

1:11:57 I've had a couple.

1:11:58 Drew And what happens? Are you committed to staying a virgin till marriage? Is that what you want to do?

1:12:03 No. I just believe the right moment in my person.

1:12:07 Puddle Of Mudd No oral sex?

1:12:12 Drew Attempts.

1:12:12 I'm timid. I'm very timid.

1:12:14 Adam Mouth full of corduroy.

1:12:16 And the guys are always like, they didn't want to be...

1:12:18 Adam Dry oral...

1:12:19 Caller .sort of thing.

1:12:21 Adam Wait a second. You... Now you've had guys attempt to give you oral sex. Have you attempted to give guys oral sex?

1:12:27 Yeah.

1:12:28 Adam How'd that work out?

1:12:31 Puddle Of Mudd It was messy.

1:12:34 I'm sorry. I'm not being very descriptive. Alright. I'm getting over the taboo-ness of it. Okay. Alright.

1:12:42 Adam Well, let me say this, Jeannette. Were these boyfriends of yours, were they long-term boyfriends?

1:12:48 Yeah.

1:12:50 Adam So, you go, I mean, you're 22. Did you have a boyfriend at 21 for a year or something?

1:12:55 Caller Yeah.

1:12:56 Adam And just weird sort of failed attempts at oral sex?

1:13:01 Caller I'm like trying. I get timid. I'd be like, is this working for you?

1:13:04 Adam Really?

1:13:05 Caller Is it doing anything? And they'd just be like, okay, just stop. And I'd be like, oh, I'm sorry, you know?

1:13:13 Adam No, I don't know about that. No, I'm glad I don't know for a change. Usually I wish I knew, but this time, no. Turns out I don't want to know.

1:13:22 Puddle Of Mudd Perfectly fine with not knowing.

1:13:23 Adam That's right. My penile ignorance is blessed.

1:13:29 Caller Oh, that's what I'm concerned about. I feel like I'm a pretty well adjusted, normal, shy person and I'm having these really violent, bad fantasies.

1:13:37 Adam Well, there's something cooking.

1:13:40 Caller Something's going on.

1:13:41 Drew You may have some sort of repressed aggression or something. Maybe there's something about you and why you are a virgin that all sort of ties together with why you're having these aggressive dreams, violent dreams. You're not given anything. You're just sort of telling us, well, the right thing didn't happen. That's not right. That's not right. Of course the right thing came along. You were having oral sex with guys and for whatever reason you didn't move it along. There's something about that that's uncomfortable, impossible, I don't know what for you. But you're not really thinking about it. You're not opening up to that.

1:14:12 Caller Maybe subconsciously I want a more dominant guy. The guys I've been with.

1:14:17 Perhaps a guy who takes charge of me.

1:14:20 Drew Why don't you go for that?

1:14:22 Caller Well, that's another thing.

1:14:23 Caller I don't really want to.

1:14:25 Drew Yep. No offense. Take it.

1:14:28 Adam I can't cure everybody. But here's the whole thing. You're 22. You're a virgin. It's not like you're waiting till you get married. You have these thoughts of being dominated in rape fantasies. There's something brewing. I'm not sure exactly what it is.

1:14:43 Drew You're not going for the kind of guy that you want to go for. Right. So how about taking charge of that a little bit and just not being so much at the whim of other people's attractions and just asserting yourself a little bit.

1:14:54 Adam I agree with Drew. Find a drifter, rapist type. Guys blowing through town, wants to do a little raping.

1:15:03 Puddle Of Mudd Not into oral.

1:15:04 Adam Then it's back to Nevada. Yeah, not into oral. Yeah. A hair puller. I don't know. You know, I hate, I don't want, you know, I feel like we're not doing our jobs, but maybe a little therapy too. You're 22. You got a million issues.

1:15:18 Drew But you know what? She's functioning well. She just. She needs to focus on this, the way she excels at everything else in her life. I bet she's a perfectionist.

1:15:28 Adam There's weird shame and stuff, though, involved with her and all this stuff that she needs to kind of address.

1:15:34 Drew But that deal is an aggressive guy. So an a-hole aggressive guy takes her away, makes her not responsible for that bad part of herself that is the sexual part of herself, and so she can just sort of give herself in to be swept away by it, when the fact is the reality is that part of herself is just as fine as the rest of her. She just can't accept it, is ashamed of it. So she needs a bad guy to sort of take over that part for her.

1:15:57 Adam Relax buddy, it's getting pretty cathartic.

1:16:01 Drew I really lost my ass on television tonight.

1:16:05 Adam Drew, you see around Scarborough country? Yeah. Is that the guy whose eyes look like two shaved vaginas?

1:16:13 Drew No, I don't think so. It's not what I think of when I look at his eyes, I don't think about shaved vaginas.

1:16:18 Adam He has as much lower lid as he has upper lid.

1:16:22 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:16:23 Adam Oh, come on, Drew. Michelle, punch up, what's his name? What's his first name?

1:16:28 Drew Joseph Scarborough.

1:16:30 Adam Punch up, punch up.

1:16:31 Drew But actually, I was with, I was at Papucana, which is always interesting.

1:16:35 Adam All right. And when can we find that, Drew?

1:16:37 Drew That's already aired.

1:16:39 Adam Well, let's move forward then. We can't live in the past. Puddle Of Mudd is here tonight, by the way. We're going to hear a song from them off the newish CD, I call it, because it's coming up to a year old, about 10 months old, something like that. Life On Display is the name of the CD, and we're going to hear a little song called Cloud 9.

1:18:21 Puddle Of Mudd Let's go.

1:20:29 Adam Great. Doing some world class drumming there. Thank you.

1:20:32 Puddle Of Mudd Thank you.

1:20:33 Adam Angry drumming. Thank you.

1:20:34 Puddle Of Mudd I was drumming.

1:20:35 Adam Chicken fried drumming. Yeah. All right. Let's see. Well, it's about time for a break. Let me tease a call. Girlfriend wants to take my swingers. All right. Let's see. Oh, we got Iraq on seven.

1:20:55 Drew Let's take it.

1:20:57 Puddle Of Mudd Let's do that.

1:20:58 Adam It's not entered yet, so I don't know the name.

1:21:00 Drew Well, we got it.

1:21:01 Adam Oh, Chase?

1:21:03 Puddle Of Mudd Yes.

1:21:03 Caller Hello, this is Chase.

1:21:04 Adam Hey, Chase.

1:21:05 Puddle Of Mudd What's up, Chase?

1:21:07 Caller Hey, Les, how are you doing?

1:21:09 Puddle Of Mudd I'm doing good.

1:21:11 Adam What's happening? What do you do over there in Iraq, Chase?

1:21:15 Caller Well, I got the easy job of coordinator of entertainment for Iraq.

1:21:24 Adam Yeah. That's a decent gig. And by the way, you can parlay that into something. Like half the guys you talk to, they're like, well, I work on the gyroscopes on the rocketry, componentry, and it's like, so when you get back into the private sector, where's your gig? You're working a field radio that's noble and everything, but what's the translation in real life?

1:21:51 Puddle Of Mudd This guy go to work. The thing that a lot of people don't know about all the soldiers that are over there in Iraq, even though they have these jobs that don't sound like they do this or that, they still walk around with AR-15s and 9 millimeters and they still know how to fire their weapons properly and everything.

1:22:10 Adam They'll kill a man just to watch him die. That's clear.

1:22:13 Puddle Of Mudd Am I right about that, Chase?

1:22:16 Caller Yeah, everybody over here is a soldier first and then you have the job that they need you to do.

1:22:23 Adam So did you work with Puddle Of Mudd when they were there?

1:22:27 Caller I did. I did have the pleasure of being that guy that got to hang out with them and make sure they got in Iraq and got where they needed to be and had a good show. I got the benefit of being in their hip pocket the whole time.

1:22:42 Drew Now given that he's the entertainment coordinator, maybe he can help us out tonight. Because the idea of this show, the entertainment part of this show, is we want to hear about, we want to talk to people that are having interesting experiences or even have relationship problems because of what's going on over there, the fact they're over there. Isn't there anyone in your vicinity there that we can talk to?

1:22:59 Adam Well, maybe Chase is.

1:23:01 Caller You got relationship problems?

1:23:04 Adam Yeah.

1:23:06 Caller Well, I'm doing okay as far as being married with kids and doing the military thing with my spouse.

1:23:13 Adam But soldiers, let me explain, Drew. Soldiers have great relationships because they get married, they have a kid, and then they leave. But it's cool because they're not divorced, you know, they're not working on a fishing barge in Boca Raton, they're just going overseas doing their job.

1:23:27 Drew They're not going to Florida.

1:23:28 Adam That's right. All right, so, hey, Chase, what time is it over there right now, by the way?

1:23:35 Caller It's 942 in the morning.

1:23:37 Adam 942. And is that, oh, 942 hours or something?

1:23:44 Caller Yeah, 0942.

1:23:47 Adam And what's the temperature like?

1:23:51 Caller Well, right now, it's probably been pretty good at about 90ish. It's actually cooler.

1:23:55 Puddle Of Mudd Oh, that's a nice weather.

1:23:57 Adam And who do you got coming through there? Do you have some country singers or some NASCAR drivers or something?

1:24:04 Caller Well, coming up is the USO Big Variety Tour with Wayne Newton and Neil McCoy and Rob Schneider. That's coming in here for a couple of days. We're going to get them out and about to a couple of locations. And coming up towards the end of the month will be a big, big, big tour with our Sergeant Major of the Army. And he brings an entourage with him and some actors and entertainers. So we're trying to accommodate everybody for the holidays coming up.

1:24:30 Adam So Chase, you've got one of the better gigs over there, right?

1:24:34 Caller I do got it pretty good. I've gotten to coordinate work with something like Toby Keith. And we've got 50 Cent come in and obviously Puddle Of Mudd and some cheerleaders. Cheerleaders. With a lot of entertainment.

1:24:48 Adam By the way, you know, range wise, you're bringing Toby Keith, you're bringing 50 Cent. That's something for everybody. And there's officially everybody falls in between musically. You got 50 Cent, you got Toby Keith, everybody lands. I don't care what your taste is, it's going to fall somewhere in between those two.

1:25:08 All right.

1:25:09 Adam Thanks for calling in, Chase. We have Puddle Of Mudd out here just getting back from Iraq.

1:25:14 Puddle Of Mudd Thanks for watching our back, Chase.

1:25:16 Adam Thanks, Chase. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Hey buddy, it's Adam.

1:25:27 Drew And I'm Dr. Drew.

1:25:28 Adam Here to talk about Axe Deodorant Body Spray.

1:25:31 Drew Yes sir.

1:25:32 Adam You spray that on, you give stink the axe.

1:25:39 Caller Hey buddy, it's Loveline.

1:25:44 Adam We have Wesleyan Gregg in here tonight from Puddle Of Mudd. Hello.

1:25:49 Drew What's up?

1:25:50 Adam Fresh off their mini tour of Iraq or Iraq or Iraq. Iraq. And let's see. Who's been on hold the longest, Drew? Well, I'm going to go with Justin. Unless I tease something. Did I tease something?

1:26:08 Caller I'm going to get back to him.

1:26:09 Adam All right. Justin. Seven.

1:26:13 Caller I got a couple of questions. I've been dating my girlfriend for nine months now, and a couple of months ago, I found out that she cheated on me after the first month. And I, right after I found out from her friend that was with her, and she said that she was drinking but not a lot, that she was playing games with the guys, like making out and stuff. And this is when I was out of town, when I was on a cruise for a whole week. She only did it for one night, though.

1:26:49 Drew What's your question?

1:26:51 Adam Who goes on a cruise at 16?

1:26:54 Puddle Of Mudd I went on a cruise when I was 18.

1:26:55 Caller This was bad.

1:26:57 Puddle Of Mudd The most terrifying experience of my life.

1:26:59 Adam But it ain't 16.

1:27:01 Puddle Of Mudd No.

1:27:02 Adam Your parents must really love you, Justin.

1:27:04 Caller Well, they've been on a cruise before, and they just thought that they'd bring me and my brother and sister.

1:27:10 Puddle Of Mudd That's nice.

1:27:10 Caller That's all.

1:27:11 Adam Here's the thing. I think this happens a lot. There's a lot of screwing around in the early portion of a relationship because people aren't quite sure it's a relationship.

1:27:19 Caller Right. Of course.

1:27:20 Adam Now, it's a little bit different at 16 and 17. This happens more often in, you know, mid-20s kind of thing.

1:27:26 Puddle Of Mudd Well, that happened to me a long time ago.

1:27:31 Adam It happens all the time. And then it counts as something but not a full cheat. It's an assist. You don't get a goal.

1:27:40 Drew But more than this, remember that energy, Adam. If somebody, you're totally into somebody and they made out with somebody else.

1:27:50 Caller Well, she actually had sex with the guy.

1:27:53 Adam She had sex.

1:27:54 Drew She had sex.

1:27:55 Caller She actually had sex. I'm just saying she was playing around with him and then when she was drinking, that was when she started having sex.

1:28:02 Drew She's a 16-year-old, she's drinking, she's having sex.

1:28:04 Caller Well, she's 18 and she's going to turn 19 in like within a month.

1:28:08 Drew What do you do with a 19-year-old?

1:28:10 Caller Well, she just graduated last year and I was a junior last year so she was really only like a year older. I'm 17. All right.

1:28:17 Adam And where does she have college?

1:28:22 Drew College?

1:28:24 Caller She's going to go to just a community college.

1:28:27 Adam That's junior college.

1:28:28 Puddle Of Mudd So what do you want to know, man?

1:28:30 Caller Um, if I should stay with her and if I sometimes...

1:28:35 Puddle Of Mudd I don't think it's such a big deal.

1:28:37 Drew I'd have to get your hands full a little bit though. I think he may be sort of in a place in his life that she is.

1:28:43 Adam Yeah, well first off she's in junior college and that's essentially... it's a prison. It's a co-ed prison over there. It's a prison for dumb people, really. The population of a prison is probably... that's an insult to just call the prison intellectually. There's actually smarter people in the joint than the JC. But it's also a sex farm over there, Drew. It's just a lot of people hooking up. That's all they do. No doubt. They don't study or anything. They just hang out, score weed and have sex.

1:29:13 Drew That's why they go.

1:29:14 Adam And he's 17 and he's going on cruises with his family and she's going to junior college. She may be from the other side of the tracks and she kind of likes Justin because Justin is probably a little calmer, a little more normal, but she may not be done acting out for a while and he may have his hands full.

1:29:36 Drew He has his hands full. Although you're right, it isn't a big deal, but for him at 16 with this chick, yes, it is a big deal. All right.

1:29:43 Adam So the answer is don't get her pregnant. Don't get engaged. Don't freak out. You can stay with her, but if she starts acting up, you're out.

1:29:55 Drew Yeah. All right.

1:29:56 Puddle Of Mudd And don't let her break your heart, man.

1:29:58 Adam Right. And by the way, I know it's hard not to do this when you're 17 years old, but try to get on with your life. I mean, in terms of do not obsess over what she did half a year ago or nine months ago. If you're going to be with her, then you're going to be with her. Let it go. Move forward. Absolutely. All right. Let's talk to Michael, who's from Oxnard 19. Michael.

1:30:21 Caller Hey, Adam.

1:30:22 Adam Hey, Michael. How are you, buddy?

1:30:25 Caller I'm good. Thanks. You know, I just wanted to thank you. I just ran through my first red left turn arrow on my way home from work.

1:30:32 Adam Liberating.

1:30:33 Caller Way to go, buddy.

1:30:34 Adam Yeah.

1:30:36 Caller It feels very liberating. I feel free now.

1:30:38 Adam Yeah. It's like a tampon commercial. Let me let me tell you this, everybody. I'm putting my mic on. Anyone who listens to the show with any regularity knows I drive through red turn arrows because not when the signal's red, when the signal's green and the arrow is red and you're just sitting there for no apparent reason, there's no traffic coming the other direction. I think to myself first off, I've probably turned left, turned left several hundred times at this very intersection before last year when they put the arrow up. Now all of a sudden I can't do it or it's wrong and here's the thing, it feels weird to do it your first handful of times but eventually it's easy, it's like serial killing. It becomes easier as you do it and the thing that's weird is you learn that there's nothing inherently wrong with it. Like you sit in the car and you stare at the arrow and you have to wait for the goddamn signal to cycle all the way through sometimes so it's not like you get to turn at the end of the thing. Sometimes it's green for a good long time then yellow then red. Yeah and you're just sitting there waiting for no reason. Here's all I'm saying, we're Americans, we're sober, most of us, we're adults. If it's clear and there's no traffic coming and there's no pedestrians and no cops, the fuzz cannot be around, then turn. But I can tell you this, I've done it now thousands of times. I do it, it's my policy, it's all I ever do and you who don't do it are lemmings, do you understand, who are bowing to the man and not me. I'm a pioneer. I'm a mixer between Rosa Parks and Gandhi and Darryl Waltrip. He's a racer, Drew, and you know, I had to work in a car thing there. All right, let's take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:32:34 Caller Okay, so I know there's nothing wrong with me, so what's up? But I tried everything else and thought, what the hell?

1:32:49 Caller 877-889-DATE. Love Line, 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:33:05 Adam Yeah, got Craig Puddle of Mudd all fired up about driving during the break.

1:33:10 Caller Really?

1:33:10 Drew Ready to get out there, man.

1:33:11 Adam He's going to drive angry, drive right into a semi. All right.

1:33:15 Drew Puddle of Mudd. I first got to watch Adam on Late Late Show.

1:33:19 Adam Yeah. Thanks there, Drew. Drew in DC. Drew, give me a call. I got to talk to you. You got my cell phone on me now. Puddle of Mudd, God bless you. Life on display, name of the CD. Always good to see you guys.

1:33:32 Puddle Of Mudd Thanks for having us.

1:33:33 Adam Come back anytime.

1:33:34 Puddle Of Mudd Thanks for all the soldiers calling in.

1:33:36 Adam Anytime you like and until next time. This is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:33:47 Caller The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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