Episode 1000648071774

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9:31 Voiceover This is Loveline. With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

9:40 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist, and tonight we're thrilled to have Seth MacFarlane here from The Family Guy.

9:52 Seth MacFarlane How are you doing? How are you guys?

9:54 Adam We're doing good, Drew's, he's like a schoolgirl.

9:58 Drew I'm just quivering.

10:00 Seth MacFarlane Oh, come on.

10:01 Adam Tenguin. Let me say this about The Family Guy. I feel like the guy who discovered the band, you know, I was into REM way back in 79.

10:11 Seth MacFarlane You were there from the start.

10:12 Drew He was, and we keep thanking him for it, and he keeps reminding us of it.

10:15 Adam Yeah, I know, but I have to, because people, you know, that's like the, I thought that, I told you that chick was hot. Somehow, oh yeah. Denise Richards, man, when she was doing that alien movie with the spiders and stuff, that Starship Troopers, man, she was hot.

10:34 Drew By the way, you did point her out then.

10:36 Seth MacFarlane I pointed her out.

10:37 Adam And I won credit, that's all I'm saying.

10:40 Drew I remember you saying, there's this girl that I...

10:42 Adam Yeah, you guys climbed on. You Johnny-come-lately showed up a year later.

10:46 Seth MacFarlane It's worth giving you credit. You've been plugging us since day one.

10:51 Drew Some people are leaders and some people are followers. Just follow on here.

10:55 Adam And let me... Yes, you do, Drew, and you do a good job. Now be quiet. The thing about The Family Guy is it's got legs, this show. Guys at the office over at Kimmel's Place talking about it all the time just today. I didn't say, oh, Seth MacFarlane's coming in. They just started bringing it up. And in a way... Now I've seen every episode four times, and now everyone else is getting on board with it. So I feel like a little left out, like I shot my wad a year ago. Now I just watch the ones with me in it. But so I'm looking forward to the new episodes coming out. But it must be nice, because I mean, obviously there was a time two years ago when you thought this thing had a fork stuck in it.

11:37 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, we were, you know, the show was dead. It was gone. And, you know, it was the DVD sales and the Cartoon Network airings that brought it back. And they tell me that's the first time it's happened with a network television show.

11:51 Adam It's got to be nice and give you a little bit of faith in humanity and the human spirit.

11:56 Drew Yes, and the system we call television too.

11:59 Seth MacFarlane Yes.

11:59 Drew That it can respond to that.

12:01 Adam Yeah, that people can recognize good work, support it, the networks can understand that and respond to it accordingly. So, 16 new episodes you're working on, I've heard you say.

12:13 Seth MacFarlane Yes, 16 episodes of American Dad, which is the new show, and then 35 new episodes of Family Guy. Which will bring us to 75, so we're pushing 100.

12:24 Drew You should see, I mean, you know over at E, where E is, he has an entire floor in that building. And they do everything from the voice to the pictures.

12:32 Adam He's only one floor, though, Drew. I mean, just to be fair.

12:36 Well, they're two floors.

12:36 Adam He has the only floor.

12:37 1.5.

12:38 Adam He has the only floor. Okay, Drew, I'm just kidding. Why don't you get the puss off your face?

12:42 Drew I'm trying to follow.

12:44 Adam You went over there and did VO work over there.

12:47 Drew But this guy, I was just telling Stryker, he's over there erasing, you know, looking at angles of drawings. I mean, every little aspect of every single frame.

12:56 Adam I know.

12:56 Drew Whoa.

12:57 Adam He's got his thumb in every pie over there.

13:00 Seth MacFarlane Anal retentive, and there's nothing I can do about it.

13:03 Adam You got to be if you want the good final product. And Seth, of course, oh, Crank Yankers on tonight, by the way. 10.30 on Comedy Central. Got to thank Seth for doing some great voices on Crank Yankers.

13:17 Seth MacFarlane Thanks for having me, man.

13:18 Adam All right. So before we get to it and we can talk about American Dad, which is coming out, another animated series from the mind of Seth MacFarlane, which is coming out after the Super Bowl.

13:30 Drew I saw a clip of that. The dad is a CIA agent, an overzealous CIA agent. Where?

13:36 Adam Where did you see the clip?

13:38 Drew When I was over visiting these guys. And the daughter is sort of a hippie, as I recall.

13:42 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, it's kind of a...

13:43 Drew But the great thing is they live with an alien Pauline. An alien who talks like Pauline.

13:48 Seth MacFarlane Alien who talks like Pauline.

13:49 Drew Perfect.

13:50 Seth MacFarlane It's kind of a family guy meets all in the family sort of thing. It's a little more political. It skews kind of left wing. It's, you know, it'll...

14:00 Drew As opposed to the highly conservative humor of family guys.

14:03 Seth MacFarlane Exactly. As opposed to the radically right wing views of Peter. Of Stewie.

14:07 Adam Is, you know, animation is expensive to do, but ultimately if a show gets like friends, then that's got to get more expensive if everyone's getting a million bucks an episode. How does it work out? You know how the price is compared to like just a moderately successful sitcom?

14:26 Seth MacFarlane It's about the same.

14:28 Drew The Korean sweat house he runs coloring the pictures. They really start demanding.

14:31 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, that really keeps the cost down. But for an animated half hour sitcom, it's about the same as a show like, say that 70s show. It hovers around a million per episode. I think obviously when something like Friends, it shoots way up. Or The Simpsons, they spend a lot more.

14:50 Adam You know what I would do? Here's what you should have done, and maybe you did. If you're smart, you did this. I hate when people do that because you never did it. If you're smart, you would have done the following.

14:58 Seth MacFarlane I probably didn't do it, whatever it is.

14:59 Adam I didn't do that, but I am making right now, if that helps. I would bring everyone, Mila Kunis and Alex Borstein, and bring everyone in. And the day I hired them, have a person standing next to them doing the same voice.

15:15 Seth MacFarlane Just to keep them on their toes.

15:18 Adam Now this guy, go back to the Ralphs and do the stocking. Okay, so he's working over there.

15:24 Drew I believe that was Mila. She stepped right in.

15:26 Adam Oh, she did?

15:28 Drew There was an original Meg.

15:29 Adam Oh, there was an original Meg?

15:31 Seth MacFarlane She quit her job at Wal-Mart and came to work for us.

15:35 Adam Who was her? Oh, we don't even know who the original Meg was, right?

15:39 Did she do a few episodes?

15:41 Seth MacFarlane The original Meg was Lacey Chabert.

15:43 Adam Oh, from the Party of Five?

15:45 Seth MacFarlane From Party of Five. And she... We never really got the full story as to why she couldn't do the rest of the series. We heard it was... Busy. Yeah, yeah. It was some sort of...

15:58 Adam She's like the first drummer from the Partridge family. Yeah, yeah.

16:01 Seth MacFarlane She was one of... She did a great job.

16:02 Drew Unfortunately, she's ending up like somebody from the original Beatles.

16:06 Adam Yeah. Oh, you mean like Pete Best or something?

16:09 Drew Pete Best, yeah.

16:10 Adam There weren't that many original Beatles.

16:11 Drew But you know what I mean?

16:12 Adam Well, let me go through my Rolodex. There are thousands of them. So she passed on. Then there was a second Meg?

16:24 Seth MacFarlane She was the first one that aired. There was one that never actually aired. And then Lacey was the second one. And then Mila was... Mila's done by far the majority of the shows.

16:36 Adam Yeah, I don't even remember Lacey, although now it sounds familiar now that I hear it.

16:40 Drew When you watch it now, you hear Mila.

16:43 Seth MacFarlane She's great. She brings bite to that character.

16:45 Drew But even when you watch the old Meg voices, you kind of superimpose Mila on top.

16:50 Adam Oh, really? That's what I'm doing.

16:51 Seth MacFarlane You kind of hear her, I guess.

16:52 Adam Is Mila doing Lacey doing Meg, or they're just doing their own thing?

16:57 Seth MacFarlane Mila's doing her own thing. Her Meg has some spark to it. She's not afraid to call her father a fat bastard.

17:05 Adam Sure. Speaking of voices, Seth, I don't mean to cut you off, but Seth and I, we spoke. I went to a party of his where we didn't speak. Locked himself in a room.

17:17 Seth MacFarlane I heard about that after the fact.

17:18 Adam I was looking all over for him. He has a grand piano, by the way, in his living room, which lets the ladies know he means business.

17:27 Seth MacFarlane I've been playing that thing for about ten years.

17:30 Drew The songs that Brian sings, for instance, are pretty amazing.

17:33 Seth MacFarlane I took voice lessons for a few years. I took a lot of singing lessons when I was younger, but when I came out here, I was referred to a couple, both in their 90s, who used to do everything. They used to do... They were in the Henry Mancini chorus. They did the old Johnny Mercer song. Everything you can possibly imagine. I trained with them for a few years because we were doing all these musical numbers on the show, and it really was great.

18:02 Drew Vocally? Did you write the lyrics and the music? You're sort of transposing. You're ripping music off.

18:09 Seth MacFarlane Some of it's original. We have an album coming out that's done in the style of the Rat Pack at the Sands CD. It's a big 55-piece orchestra. It's taken us almost a year to do it. The music is by Walter Murphy, who did the Family Guy theme and unbelievably talented composer. He used to arrange for Johnny Carson.

18:34 Adam Brian and Stewie on the Road in the Train was a great musical episode.

18:41 Seth MacFarlane That was an old Hope Crosby song from the Road to Morocco. Which I'm sure the kids are all familiar with.

18:49 Adam First off, they ran out and bought the DVD series as soon as they came out.

18:54 Drew The other song that impressed was when Brian was singing to the old opera singer.

18:57 Seth MacFarlane That was an original song that we wrote.

19:00 Drew I was listening and thinking, Oh my God, this is difficult stuff.

19:04 Adam Yeah, it's really good. It's advanced. It's sort of...

19:07 Seth MacFarlane That won us...

19:09 Adam Nobel Peace Prize.

19:13 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, there we go.

19:15 Adam It's nice. Alright, so what I was saying before I got diverted with the grand piano was, Seth and I are considerate friends.

19:24 Seth MacFarlane Absolutely, we're pals.

19:25 Adam And I talked about getting a little voiceover work on the New Family Guy, and lo and behold, Drew goes in and does a session before moi. And I am kind of the voice of death.

19:39 Drew Nobody's died in the first five episodes.

19:41 Adam I'm just saying, Seth.

19:44 Seth MacFarlane Death will reappear very, very soon. We've been kicking around some ideas for that character.

19:51 Adam I'm saying I'm versatile.

19:52 Seth MacFarlane Fret not.

19:54 Adam I do me, I can do this voice, and I can do it with one nostril closed. That's the left one, and I can do it with the right one, and I can do it with them both open.

20:02 Seth MacFarlane So right there, that's three things to work with.

20:04 Adam That's three voices. You look like you're going for something.

20:08 Drew I was just thinking, one of the producers mentioned playing the devil, and I thought, the devil and death. Oh my.

20:12 Adam Yeah, that'd be good. I'm just saying, if we make it through a whole season, and Drew has done the VO work, and I haven't, it's going to be difficult.

20:21 Seth MacFarlane It's going to be awkward. It's going to be awkward. We can't let that happen.

20:24 Adam Let's not. Heather? Yes? 25. You just shoehorned me into some episode. That's all. As a matter of fact, I think you should break down the fourth wall, as we call it. I didn't train with the nine-year-old twins, but I still know where the fourth wall is. I can show you where the door is. Oh, boy. Just listen to me. We break down the fourth wall.

20:48 Seth MacFarlane I am so uncomfortable.

20:48 Adam You appear as yourself. I just say, it's Adam Carolla doing a voiceover. And Brian can apologize to the people at home. I promised the guy when I was drunk, I would give him some voiceover. We didn't see anything organically that he could do, but he's actually marching through the scene doing a voice, just doing his own voice.

21:06 Seth MacFarlane It'll become like admission to the audience.

21:08 Drew It'll become like the monkey in the closet. It'll just kind of show up.

21:10 This is really uncomfortable. It doesn't have anything to do with the story, but here's Adam, everybody.

21:15 Adam Thanks. Thanks, Seth. I mean, Stewie. Oh, Christ. Well, anyway, let's just keep rolling. Promises were kept. God bless you. I didn't really prepare anything. Then the music starts swelling. And I'm out of there. You go right back to the thing. You break down that fourth wall.

21:34 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, yeah.

21:35 Adam Heather?

21:36 Yep.

21:37 Adam You're 25?

21:38 Caller Yes.

21:39 Adam What's up?

21:41 Caller I guess my questions are, is you guys are talking earlier about men liking younger women. There are some women, like myself, I can't be with an older man at all. I'm not attracted to him. It's an issue. And I want to know, is that normal? Yucky issue?

22:00 Drew It's fine. It's no account for taste.

22:01 Caller I think it's kind of... It has to be a whole Drew thing and his psychological analysis because my mom dated a lot of older men.

22:08 Drew You know, it's interesting. I have a friend whose mother is older than her dad and she only likes younger men. Yeah, but that's interesting. Whatever.

22:21 Adam Yeah, that's fascinating, Drew.

22:22 Drew No, but the point is there are reasons that people come up with certain sorts of tastes, so to speak, and yours is because of your experience with your mom. That's fine.

22:29 Adam You're younger, like you're 25. I'm 23. You're like 11.

22:34 Caller No, 22 to 30 and 30 is pushing it.

22:39 Adam Okay, but you're 25. Ouch.

22:40 Drew Those guys aren't younger.

22:41 Adam It's a great society we're living in where if a 25-year-old dates a 28-year-old, she's dating a younger man, even though she's older.

22:48 Caller Well, I kind of have this dilemma now because I like this guy who I've known for a while, and he's a little bit younger, which is just fine, but he's my best friend. And yeah, we got intimate, but now he's like two states away. And I don't know, I fantasize about him a lot, and I want to know, that's got to be normal, right? Do you like the guy?

23:09 Adam You say he's your best friend, but did you like him or did he like you at some point?

23:13 Caller He started it. We both like each other, but he initiated it when we got together.

23:19 Drew Wait, wait, wait, we're going to break it down. So the fact is, she at one time didn't respond to him, that's why they became friends. Finally, he was able to break through in a weak moment, and she responded and now likes him as well.

23:33 Caller We had two weekends of unbelievable sex, basically.

23:37 Adam I know, but him initiating the sex doesn't mean he's the one who likes her. That's the beauty of being a guy. You can actually like the person less than they like you and be the one who initiates and finishes the sex, by the way.

23:49 Drew Strangely.

23:50 Adam Yes. More often than not. Then he moves two states away. Why does he do that if he's in love and he finally has his conquests and his dream?

23:58 Caller I don't think he's in love with me, but he's actually in the Air Force.

24:02 Adam I see. Let me just try to get something straight. How was the friendship started? Who was attracted to who first?

24:11 Caller We were both attracted to each other.

24:13 Adam Then why was it a friendship? Why wasn't it a relationship right at the start?

24:17 Caller Because I still had feelings for my ex and he still had feelings for his ex and we did not want to do the rebound thing that most people do.

24:24 Drew It's rarely that both... Why don't you speak for yourself? You weren't willing to do a rebound thing, and so that's fine.

24:30 Adam Then you guys had amazing sex and he went off because he's obligated.

24:34 Caller Yeah, he was here for the summer.

24:36 Adam Okay. When's he coming back?

24:38 Caller December, we think.

24:40 Drew So what's the question?

24:42 Caller I don't know. I'm really considering pursuing him.

24:45 Drew Fine. Excellent. Good. He's wanted you for a long time. You're in.

24:49 Caller I don't know if he's wanted me for a long time.

24:51 Drew No, I bet he has. It's all good.

24:54 Adam What's he doing in the Air Force?

24:58 Caller I'm not really sure we talked about it.

25:00 Adam Nobody knows. Is there a woman alive that knows what their man does?

25:04 Seth MacFarlane He's probably flying a plane of some sort, I would imagine.

25:07 Adam Yeah, you know, the thing that's always disappointing about the Air Force, there's one out of every four million enlisted guys in the Air Force actually flies the plane. The other is some sort of ground crew backup something. It's never any fun.

25:20 Drew But the amazing fact is that even that guy's girlfriend doesn't know what he does.

25:23 Adam They have no idea.

25:24 Drew It could be the B2, it could be the B1. She has no idea.

25:27 Adam Oh, forget about knowing which plane. Just the fact that they're monkeying with a plane would be enough. Yeah, I don't know what that is. I don't know, women just completely tune out with that stuff. But anyway, he'll drop a few bombs, he'll be back, and then you guys will get going. I'm worried that he's...

25:43 Drew Not as into it as we think.

25:45 Adam What guy is saying, look, I still have some residual feelings from my last relationship. I'd rather just be friends with you at this point.

25:54 Drew That guy's saying that when she shuts him down.

25:57 Adam Yeah, but I think it's more...

26:01 Drew Mutual.

26:01 Adam I think it's more him. The wild sex weekend, any guy can pull that off.

26:05 Drew Yeah.

26:06 Adam You know what I'm saying? Oh, those were the days. Remember those days, Drew? Ann?

26:13 Yes?

26:13 Adam You're 25?

26:14 Caller Yes, I am.

26:15 Adam What's up?

26:17 Caller First of all, I want to say hi, Seth. I love Family Guy. I love your voice. I think you're awesome.

26:22 Seth MacFarlane Thank you very much.

26:23 Caller You're welcome. All right. So now I just made myself nervous. Okay.

26:27 Seth MacFarlane Just relax. Everything's fine.

26:30 Caller Well, I got married a couple months ago and then a few weeks ago, I just found out that both of my in-laws have been charged with felonies and they don't know that I know.

26:40 How'd you find out?

26:42 Caller Huh?

26:42 Drew How'd you find out?

26:43 Caller I work for a company that does background checks and some of the stuff I can access at home. So my husband was joking, like we had some friends over and he jokingly said, oh, do a search on my dad.

26:53 Drew And he didn't know they were victims?

26:54 No, they didn't know either.

26:56 Drew What?

26:56 Caller At the time that, OK, at the time that his dad's, the time he was charged with it, you know, whenever he committed a crime, my husband was finishing up high school and he was living with some relatives. He's had a really screwed up life.

27:10 Adam All right. Well, there's there's felons and then there's felons.

27:13 Drew What do you do?

27:14 Caller Yeah, here's the thing. Well, his mom, it was grand theft, but something about statutory limitations that was dropped. His dad was gross sexual imposition and kidnapping. He charged or he pled guilty to the gross sexual imposition and then the kidnapping charges dropped. So I'm assuming it was a plea bargain.

27:30 Adam Oh, that's what.

27:30 Seth MacFarlane Oh, so it was dropped.

27:32 Adam It was dropped. It was just gross sexual imposition. I thought it was mail fraud or something.

27:39 Drew This is a.

27:39 Adam Hold on a second. First off, I never even I didn't even know there was gross sexual imposition, which it has the word gross and imposition. It sounds like position, it's like you tried to do it like manatee style with a 14 year old.

27:54 Drew Not in our state.

27:56 Seth MacFarlane Not in this state.

27:59 Adam The imagination runs wild, by the way, when you hear about the gross sexual imposition.

28:04 Drew My kidnap. I immediately think I picked up a hooker and was not or something, you know, something.

28:09 Adam Well, that's the whole thing about the charges. Like sometimes they can sound worse than the crime or it could be the other way around. Yes.

28:17 Drew Yeah. I'm just thankful it wasn't anything against children, something like that, you know.

28:21 Adam Well, what do you think the gross sexual imposition and the kidnapping was?

28:26 Caller That's exactly what it was. We didn't know what that would have meant. We knew what it implied. So we looked it up online to see what the definition of gross sexual imposition is. And there are several, you know, I'm saying there are several definitions. You can either, it's either having sex with somebody under the age of 13 or seeing someone.

28:43 Adam Oh, okay.

28:48 Caller So it's not it's not just a quiet, quiet.

28:52 Adam I'd say nine times.

28:54 Caller New record for the show, by the way, because I was talking, you know, my no kidding.

29:01 Adam So sex with someone who's, you know, 15 is sex with a minor, but under 13, then it gets into the gross part.

29:09 Caller That's one of them. All right.

29:10 Adam Keep going. We have some other good ones.

29:13 Caller Another one is forcing someone else to have sex with someone else or basically drugging someone with some form of intoxicant.

29:21 Drew That's probably what this was.

29:23 Adam Let's go with that one.

29:24 Drew Yeah.

29:24 Adam Well, the guy said-

29:24 Caller Either way, it's really creepy.

29:26 Drew Yeah.

29:27 Seth MacFarlane That is creepy.

29:28 Adam And by the way, if I was the son, I would go from the, hey, put my dad's name in there to projectile vomiting that actually filled the room. It's like urinating on a Quaker.

29:42 Seth MacFarlane I would just be repicturing my dad and just like, ah.

29:46 Adam There's no loofah big enough to get me clean.

29:49 Seth MacFarlane I would just be afraid.

29:51 Drew Think about that party, though.

29:52 Adam My fingers would be in my ears. I'd be running out of the door.

29:55 Drew But they were like, they were to party. Oh, we better go home. We gotta go home.

30:00 Adam Yeah.

30:01 Drew Oh.

30:01 Adam Makes me wonder about my dad.

30:03 Drew Maybe she can look him up tonight.

30:05 Adam Yeah.

30:05 Drew Come on. Right.

30:06 Adam Listen, all I gotta do is find a donkey napping. And that's how you know. That's what my dad did.

30:13 Caller I could look him up, but I only have access to Riverside Inventura in California.

30:17 Drew We might get something out there.

30:18 Adam All right. So.

30:19 Drew And she's in Ohio?

30:21 Caller Yes.

30:22 Adam All right. I don't care. He probably. No, don't look to Seth for help.

30:27 Caller He probably doesn't care either.

30:29 Seth MacFarlane Sounds like you gotta do a little sleuthing.

30:31 Adam He. So. He did one of those things. I guess the one you. Well, I don't know. I think the one you. I'm not sure which one you hope for. The two forcing the two people to have sex or the drugging one. They, you know, the having sex with someone under 13.

30:45 Drew That one.

30:46 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

30:48 Drew Anyway, so what's the question for us?

30:50 Caller The whole.

30:51 Caller Okay.

30:52 Adam What happened to those charges, by the way?

30:54 Caller He pled guilty to the gross sexual imposition and the kidnapping charge was dropped. So I'm assuming it was a plea bargain. Like he did the plea, because he originally did plead not guilty.

31:04 Adam Plead bargain. I mean, the kidnapping, you got to go, you got to go roofy. I'm leaning toward roofy.

31:10 Drew The whole thing. Yeah, it seems like a drugging.

31:11 Adam No, but I just mean the two people to have sex, you got to get two people into the vein. You know what I'm saying? All right. So anyway.

31:19 Seth MacFarlane I would say whatever the smoothest way to work it into the conversation at Thanksgiving is. That's.

31:23 Adam Oh, yeah. All right. So this guy comes from great stock.

31:26 Caller Yeah. And it's not even his dad. It's his stepdad. So you see what I'm saying? It's just a really messed up situation. All right. I come from a home where my parents have been married for almost 30 years. You know what I'm saying? I don't know how to deal with this.

31:38 Adam Well, that's his step. It's his stepdad.

31:39 Drew Is that your question for us? How to deal with this?

31:42 Caller Well, my question for you is basically it's causing a lot of problems, like the first major problem in our marriage, because he's mad at me that I don't want to go around them, but I'm really creeped out. And I told him I just need time to settle down. But he's like, oh, I'll tell him to call them about something, and he'll be like, you call and ask them. And I don't even want to talk to them. I'm just really nervous, like I'm really creeped out.

32:02 Adam He needs you to embrace his felon stepfather? I mean, is that big an issue for him?

32:07 Caller The way he deals with it is, oh, somebody probably made something up. And I try to explain to him that I have a little bit more faith in our judicial system than that, that they have to have some kind of evidence to bring it that far.

32:18 Drew Here's the bottom line is your husband has affection for these people. They're his parents, and he believes they're rehabilitated in some fashion. He wants you to kind of relax and try to make a family out of this. Maybe you ought to talk with them. Not at Thanksgiving, maybe Christmas morning.

32:36 Adam Okay, how about this? How about, oh, he doesn't want to talk to them.

32:40 Caller No, he doesn't want me to tell anybody. He doesn't know I'm calling the show tonight, but I mean, he doesn't want me to talk to them.

32:46 Drew I think the only way you're going to feel-

32:48 Adam Oh, then what about when the grandkids come along?

32:51 Caller That's what I'm saying, I don't want my kids around them unsupervised. That creeps me out, because I don't know what he did.

32:57 Adam I haven't said this in a while, but you got to get a drifter to kill him. I mean, it's the only way to satisfactorily resolve this thing. You really do.

33:07 Drew I would think that, yes, probably the smartest thing is not to have kids alone with this guy, but still to try to have familial sort of cohesion here. I think you need a chance to get explanation from the guy by yourself. I was just talking to you.

33:19 Adam That's right. She's going to go there for Thanksgiving. She's going to have a couple of hot toddies. Her mouth's going to loosen up and it's going to get weird. Super freaky weird. See, this is why I don't talk to my parents. And don't put the name in the computer.

33:37 Seth MacFarlane Wow, gross, sexual, whatever.

33:39 Adam All right. Seth MacFarlane is here tonight. The family guy is coming out soon, but we don't have a firm date.

33:48 Seth MacFarlane We don't have an exact date. It's we're thinking either May or March. They haven't really locked in on a date yet.

33:55 Adam The American dad is coming out right after the Super Bowl. So that date, that Sunday, that very Sunday is locked in. I'm actually doing a animated show called Drawn Together.

34:08 Seth MacFarlane Oh, yeah.

34:08 Adam I have the vouch on the show. Which is supposed to be very good.

34:12 Seth MacFarlane Yes.

34:13 Adam Yeah, and that's Comedy Central Show.

34:15 Seth MacFarlane Dave Jesser and Matt Silverstein.

34:17 Adam Dear, dear friends.

34:17 Seth MacFarlane Very talented guys.

34:19 Adam Saw them at your party.

34:20 Seth MacFarlane Yes.

34:20 Adam Didn't see Seth. He was in a cloud of bong smoke.

34:24 Seth MacFarlane Yeah.

34:24 Adam Locked in his bedroom like Howard Hughes.

34:27 Seth MacFarlane Stay in school, kids.

34:29 Drew Wearing Kleenex boxes.

34:31 Adam No, on his head.

34:31 Seth MacFarlane That was, yeah, that was, sorry about that if I haven't said that.

34:35 Adam That's all right, that's all right. Listen, I ate my weight in those cocktail weenies.

34:39 Seth MacFarlane Oh, terrific.

34:40 Adam And had a few high balls.

34:40 Seth MacFarlane As long as you had a good time.

34:42 Adam I had a great time.

34:43 Drew We had a bunch of calls for Seth coming up.

34:44 Adam All right, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right.

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35:25 Adam The Love Line. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Brian Herda and somebody else is coming in here tomorrow night to her from the IndyCar circuit. So we'll talk to them about that. Seth MacFarlane, who's quickly becoming like a, he's taking on cult hero status.

35:47 Drew I'm not going to be able to get him on the show anymore.

35:51 Adam No, this is it.

35:51 Seth MacFarlane I'll always make time for you fellas always.

35:53 Adam He made it pretty clear, not through words, but through body language during the last commercial.

35:57 Drew No, at the commercial.

36:00 Adam No, I didn't see him at the party.

36:01 Drew Oh, that's right. Well, there you go.

36:02 Adam Again, even if I was in the same room with him, I wouldn't know the smoke was so thick. Yeah, yeah.

36:08 Seth MacFarlane It was a good one.

36:09 Adam People were getting drunk though at the party, running into a bunch of cartoon nerds. I got like hypothetically put in like nine sitcoms just from standing by Seth's pool for 20 minutes. You want to ask me how any of them worked out by the way? But oh, everyone's a fan, huge fan, big fan.

36:27 Seth MacFarlane That's great.

36:28 Seth MacFarlane Big fan.

36:29 Seth MacFarlane Unacceptable.

36:29 Seth MacFarlane That's great.

36:31 Adam Seth is here talking not only about the Family Guy, but American Dad, which is after the Super Bowl on, didn't the Family Guy open after the Super Bowl?

36:41 Seth MacFarlane It did, it did. This is kind of a repeat of what happened with Family Guy. And if we're lucky, we'll have the same kind of luck.

36:51 Adam Yeah, but you'll sort of do it in such a way where you don't go away.

36:55 Seth MacFarlane Yeah. Hopefully there'll be no cancellation during the, but yeah, American Dad is a show that I co-created with two writers, Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman, who have written on Family Guy since day one. And we've got this American Dad, which is essentially a family guy meets all in the family. It's a lot more political. It's designed for the Bush era.

37:24 Adam You know what's gonna be nice is when they try to cancel American Dad and you give them the, you sure fellas? Because I remember last time that happened. You may want to think about that.

37:37 Seth MacFarlane I won't even flinch this time.

37:38 Adam No, I think it's good because I think, I don't care if the ratings are in the tank and you're in the eighth season, they're gonna be scared to pull the plug because.

37:46 Seth MacFarlane Let's hope, let's hope.

37:47 Adam Seth MacFarlane springs back to life like a phoenix from the ashes, Drew.

37:51 Seth MacFarlane The only trouble we could have, it's kind of a left wing skewing show which hopefully will.

37:57 Adam Yeah, so who does the show want to get in, Bush or Kerry?

38:02 Seth MacFarlane Well, we kind of figure if Bush wins, I suppose creatively makes the show work a little better on some level. If Bush loses, the country wins, so.

38:17 Adam Right, so you have like a bit of a foil. I mean, it's just better.

38:22 Drew Yeah, it's better comedy.

38:23 Adam It's better comedy, yeah. Meathead from All in the Family.

38:25 Seth MacFarlane I've just lost all subtlety with that. You know, just.

38:27 Adam Blame about Nixon, yeah.

38:28 Seth MacFarlane Please don't vote for that man, please.

38:31 Adam Yeah, but you know, all right. I'm gonna get political, but I wish, it seems like, I wish there were better choices all the way around. I would love to be more in love with Kerry, who I definitely think is a smarter guy than Bush, although, you know, engineer Chris is quite a bit smarter. And I don't mean that in a bad way. I mean, you're smarter than the president of the United States, who wiped the puss off. But I'm not impressed with Kerry. I wish there was someone who was, I wish there was someone who I just really liked, like a little more dynamic, who you went, wow, this guy's sharp, or he's on the ball, or something.

39:02 Seth MacFarlane Well, that was Howard Dean before he blew it.

39:05 Adam Before he went nuts. All right, let me say this. Speaking of politics, we forgot about this story last time Seth was in here, or maybe it didn't happen yet, that whole 9-11 thing, which I'm sure you're have spoken about many, many times, but we haven't heard it. Tell us the story.

39:23 Seth MacFarlane Well, I missed flight 11, which was the first flight to hit the World Trade Center by about 10 minutes, and I was in Rhode Island giving a lecture at my old college, and it was a combination of a number of things. My travel agent had written, I guess, 8.15, and the flight left at 7.45 in the morning, so that sent me back a little bit. Plus, I was going a little overboard on the Scotch the night before. That day. Yeah, I know. I can admit it. Yeah, I'll speak. Yeah.

39:58 Adam And, yeah, so you were late for the airport. What time, so did the flight leave on time? Did it leave at 7.45?

40:04 Seth MacFarlane I believe left on time and I got there at about 7.30 and I got to the desk and they said, they just closed the gates. You're too late. And I was so fried and exhausted that I just figured, I'll just sleep and wait for the next one. And I was asleep and I heard some commotion in the next room and I went in. There was a TV on and the first plane had hit and they announced the.

40:27 Adam Where were you sleeping?

40:28 Seth MacFarlane Were you at the airport? I was in the lounge.

40:30 Adam You were sleeping in the lounge. And no one walked by and went, hey, that's Stewie.

40:35 Seth MacFarlane Not at the time. All right.

40:37 Adam I would have done that. All right. So you're just sleeping in the lounge. And now were you arguing with the person? I mean, like I throw fits at the, I demand to be led on this plane.

40:47 Seth MacFarlane I didn't. And I, you know, I've only done that a couple times. I'm kind of non-confrontational. Like I'm, you know, I'm usually, you know, usually relaxed enough and fine, whatever. I'll take the next flight. But it's, no, I just, you know, I just kind of said fine, I'll take the 11 o'clock and just wait it.

41:06 Drew You woke up and you went in to watch this TV. Did you realize that was the flight?

41:10 Seth MacFarlane No, no, not until about 15 minutes later and they announced the flight and I turned the guy next to me and I said, my God, that was the flight I was supposed to be on. How did that feel? It was surreal and, you know, this sounds horrible, but I mean, it was relief, you know, at first, which is, you know. But, no, you got it.

41:33 Adam I mean, that doesn't sound natural.

41:34 Drew I gotta call my family and tell them I love them kind of thing.

41:37 Seth MacFarlane Well, yeah, you know, it was interesting because I called my parents and I called, I had left my assistant at the time a message before I got on the plane saying, I'm not, I missed the first flight, I'm taking the later one, which they didn't get, I guess, until after the fact. About 20 minutes later, it was about half hour or so that they, because they had my flight information at the office.

41:59 Adam Oh my God.

41:59 Seth MacFarlane And they thought I was on the plane. And, you know, so it was, you know, I ended up just driving back across country.

42:10 Adam Wow, and driving from Rhode Island? From Rhode Island to, To, from Boston.

42:17 Seth MacFarlane From, well, from Rhode Island.

42:20 Adam And driving to California.

42:21 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, with two friends of mine that were also, were also stuck in the area.

42:26 Adam Wow, must have just been a surreal Yeah, yeah. Crossing of the nation.

42:33 Drew In the shadow of everything that had happened.

42:35 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, yeah, it was, it was, it was pretty crazy. I mean, it was, you know, it didn't really, in a lot of ways it really hasn't sunk in. You know, I never really had that moment where I kind of freaked out and, you know, where it just hit me and I, you know, who knows, maybe somewhere down the line. Does it have to, Drew?

42:54 Drew What do you mean?

42:55 Adam That's a good question.

42:56 Seth MacFarlane That's a good question.

42:57 Adam Well, please don't do it tonight, by the way.

43:00 Drew No, no, no. You don't have to.

43:00 Adam I don't want to have to get weird in here.

43:02 Drew Because there's no experience of brushing with death with this.

43:05 Adam Right.

43:05 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, I guess that's it, isn't it?

43:07 Drew Yeah, it's just a factoid, you know.

43:10 Adam In a way, it's sort of like your mom telling you she almost lost you in the second trimester or something. It's like, what are you gonna do?

43:18 Drew It's amazing, it's a great story, but you don't experience it the way you would if you were hanging it from a cliff or something.

43:23 Seth MacFarlane Right, right.

43:23 Seth MacFarlane You don't need to do that.

43:24 Drew Take a broker.

43:26 Seth MacFarlane I really need to.

43:28 Adam Have the bungee cord break or do something that really.

43:31 Seth MacFarlane Do something to really get a sense of it. Put me in the moment.

43:33 Adam This was a decent try, but this is more hypothetical than it really was.

43:37 Seth MacFarlane I don't even like to take the freeway, Adam.

43:38 Adam Staring death in the face. And speaking of death, just close your eyes and listen to the voice.

43:44 Seth MacFarlane That's a wonderful segue.

43:45 Adam The Grim Reaper, how could you forget? Come on, buddy. Surely it's gotta be room for the hooded man in a sickle.

43:51 Drew I hear Norm MacDonald, oh no, wait a minute.

43:55 Seth MacFarlane No, no, we're, we're, we're, He's, he's, he's, he's a legend. We're, we're, we're very happy with Adam.

44:00 Adam Yeah.

44:01 Seth MacFarlane We're very happy with our current death. Yes, yes.

44:03 Adam Look, let's face it, I'm not, I'm not as talented as that MacDonald, but I'm easy.

44:07 Seth MacFarlane Oh, stop, that's just absolutely not true at all.

44:11 Adam I just, I'm not over the Flight 11 thing.

44:14 Drew I know.

44:15 Adam It's just, it's incredible.

44:16 Drew It makes you philosophical is what it makes you.

44:20 Seth MacFarlane It's fortunate that I am not the least bit religious because I probably, you know, probably would have become a monk or something. Yeah, I wouldn't have been able to write comedy anymore.

44:29 Adam Right.

44:30 Drew Hey guys. Wow.

44:31 Caller Yeah, was he the only one that missed the flight?

44:34 Seth MacFarlane I think there were, I remember reading about a few others that had also missed the flight, but I don't.

44:40 Caller Because if you were the only one, then you'd be like the chosen one.

44:44 Drew See, Anderson, ask that question again when you're not high.

44:48 Adam Yeah, please.

44:48 Caller I don't smoke weed, I'm not high.

44:50 Adam All right, well, mushrooms, whatever you're on on this particular Tuesday. All right, let's-

44:56 Drew Anderson is Brian, by the way.

44:58 Adam Yeah, he is.

44:58 Drew He really is like Brian. What do you mean, Anderson?

45:01 Adam Stocky, antisocial, but lovable, and an alcoholic.

45:05 Caller You can talk about drinks, yeah, that's great.

45:06 Adam All right, let's take a quick question for Seth. Clint?

45:11 Seth MacFarlane Hey, what's up?

45:12 Seth MacFarlane Hey, Clint.

45:14 Seth MacFarlane Seth, I gotta say it's a pleasure to be able to talk to you. Big fans, it's day one, and I just wanna say when I found out that Family Guy was coming back on, I nearly crapped my pants. So, my question for you is-

45:24 Seth MacFarlane That's great.

45:25 Seth MacFarlane On the DVDs, the special effects on them where it says that, you know, shows you doing the double voices like, you know, Brian and I think Peter at the same time. I just wanna know, what's your favorite voice to do and your favorite character and why?

45:40 Seth MacFarlane Well, probably the easiest one is Quagmire. The easiest one? Yeah, because there's really not, I mean, it's not like, the character like Brian, there's, you know, I guess there's a little more acting involved, but Quagmire is just, it's kind of a breeze because he's kind of one note. He's just the sex guy and it's- Oh yeah. You know, there's not really a whole lot of-

46:06 Adam Do a little giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-goo.

46:09 Seth MacFarlane There you go. It's, there's just, there's no, there's no intense Stanislavsky in preparation that goes into Quagmire, unlike the others.

46:18 Adam So on the DVD, they see you doing the voices in real time.

46:23 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, I think there's some video footage on there.

46:26 Adam There's, you mean like Stewie can be talking to Brian and will you record that in real time?

46:32 Seth MacFarlane When we do our table reads, when we read the script for the network, I have to jump back and forth from voice to voice, because we do it in real time. But when I record, I generally will do a few takes of Stewie, then a few takes of Brian. It's easier to do it that way.

46:47 Drew One of the greatest Brian Stewie exchanges when they get high.

46:50 Caller Yeah, when they're in the Amsterdam pot bar.

46:57 Adam I love the Fantastic Voyage episode where Stewie goes into the sack to try to destroy the killer sperm.

47:06 Seth MacFarlane A lot of CGI in that episode.

47:08 Drew Yeah, but if you grew up with what we did, that is transforming.

47:15 Adam Horse-drawn buggies and gas lights. It was a different era.

47:20 Seth MacFarlane I never saw that on Bullwinkle.

47:22 Adam I'm sorry, Seth, but now you have to do a little back-to-back. Yeah, I mean, you just do. It's bad radio otherwise. I could get fired.

47:30 Seth MacFarlane No, I forgot. You know, I'll try and switch midline.

47:32 Caller All right, I tell you, Adam, one of my some kind of barking seal.

47:36 Seth MacFarlane There you go. Peter to Stewie right there.

47:39 Seth MacFarlane Wow, mid syllable.

47:41 Adam All right, we're gonna take a little break. Seth MacFarlane is in studio tonight.

47:45 Caller Seth Green has worked nonstop since he began in the business.

47:51 Adam I made Seth Green read his bio.

47:54 Seth MacFarlane As Chris.

47:55 Adam As Chris.

47:56 Seth MacFarlane That's great.

47:57 Seth MacFarlane It's precious.

47:58 Adam It really is.

47:59 Seth MacFarlane God bless the man.

48:01 Adam The guy got started when he was a zygote, so it took him like three hours to just get to the teenage years.

48:07 Seth MacFarlane He was in Radio Days, one of my favorite movies and I can't really enjoy it anymore because now all I can see is Seth Green.

48:13 Adam Yeah, he was a young Woody Allen in Radio Days.

48:16 Drew Is that right?

48:17 Adam One of the more underrated, or I shouldn't say underrated, but sort of cast aside Woody Allen.

48:23 Seth MacFarlane Oh yeah.

48:24 Drew Every week grows up under the roller coaster.

48:26 Adam Yeah, Coney Island. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

49:00 Adam Thank Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Seth MacFarlane in the studio tonight. A lot of guys. No chicks, but a lot of guys waiting out front for Seth's autograph.

49:16 Seth MacFarlane That's the, that's animation for you.

49:18 Adam He's gay. Yeah. Well, that's okay. I'm sure, you know, high school is a nice farm league for that. And steps right into animation. Because you're way too talented to have gotten late in high school.

49:31 Seth MacFarlane Oh, yeah.

49:32 Adam Oh, you're right on the money.

49:33 Seth MacFarlane You're right on the money.

49:34 Adam You're that talented.

49:35 Seth MacFarlane A little bitterness. My high school, yeah, there was nothing going on.

49:40 Adam You are so right. And now it's payback time.

49:43 Seth MacFarlane Petrified forest. It is payback time.

49:45 Adam Yeah. He finishes in the hair, he told me.

49:47 Seth MacFarlane It really is much easier now.

49:49 Seth MacFarlane Oh my God, yes.

49:51 Adam They're like, you just drop the stewie voice and pow. Underpants just stuck in the hair.

49:55 Seth MacFarlane I'm flying off. Snap.

49:58 Caller Who wants some of what I've got to offer, ladies?

50:01 Adam That's right.

50:02 Seth MacFarlane And there we go.

50:03 Seth MacFarlane There it is.

50:04 Adam Yeah. Oh yeah. And let me tell you something, you can always give one of these ladies a little, throw them a little voice over bone. You know what I mean? No problem. I mean, you know what I'm saying, but you can put anyone you want.

50:16 Drew And then cut it out, then drop it.

50:18 Adam You can put them in. Not the guy who's been championing the show for four years.

50:21 Seth MacFarlane I don't know that that has the same effect. I mean, it's not like, you know, how do you want to be in the cartoon pictures?

50:27 Adam Yeah.

50:27 Seth MacFarlane And get you there. No, it's not the same.

50:29 Adam Yeah. And probably half the chicks in this town think the dog is actually employed.

50:34 Drew Yeah.

50:34 Adam You know what I mean? I think there's a good chance of that. If you're hot and you're 21 and you're in this town, you think Stewie Stewie.

50:41 Drew Oh yeah, Brian's.

50:42 Adam Right.

50:42 Caller All right.

50:43 Adam Let's let's take a little talk to Nikki over here. It's 25. What's up? Do we talk to you before?

50:52 Caller I'm like, no, put me back on hold.

50:56 Adam What's up? It says here you're an escort.

50:58 Caller Yes.

51:01 Drew They also told us during the break to get to Nikki because she has to go to work.

51:05 Oh my God. You guys are bad.

51:07 Drew That's the structure.

51:09 Seth MacFarlane That's an admirable job ethic you've got.

51:11 Caller Do what?

51:12 All right.

51:12 Adam Listen, scatterbrain, what's up? What's your question?

51:15 Caller My question is, why is it that you guys, well, I wouldn't say you guys, but a lot of callers stereotype, if a guy gets laid by 50 girls, he's all that in a bag of Doritos.

51:28 But yeah, if a girl sleeps with one or two guys, she's a big fat whore.

51:32 Adam Stinking whore.

51:34 Drew Well, you know.

51:34 Adam No, it's not that way. It's one or two guys, by the way. You're taking money for sex. That's different, right?

51:42 Drew Right. It's a very different thing.

51:46 Adam Well, there are reasons why you shouldn't do that.

51:49 Drew It's illegal.

51:50 Adam It's illegal. Well, let's forget about the law. Let's just work on how it affects you.

51:56 Drew The human part. It takes the human interaction completely out of the equation.

52:03 Right.

52:03 Adam Well, what do you do? So you're an escort.

52:06 Right.

52:06 Adam How much for intercourse, by the way?

52:09 It's 200 and tips.

52:12 Seth MacFarlane That's a good deal.

52:13 Adam 200 and plus, plus you give a tip. What kind of tip? 15, 20 percent? And on parties larger than six, do you actually just add a 15 percent opportunity?

52:23 Seth MacFarlane My uncle Jerry can get you the same vagina for 150.

52:26 Adam Not the same.

52:27 Drew Right.

52:27 Adam No. Not the same.

52:28 Drew They only make the money on the tips because the guy owns a shop.

52:32 Adam All right. So and what about oral sex?

52:36 Caller I always cover it up.

52:37 Adam No, but how much?

52:39 It's part of the deal.

52:42 Adam Oh, yeah. But what if I just want oral?

52:45 Caller It's the same thing.

52:47 Adam And you have some sort of 69 discount. It seems like you would like the low self-esteem special. Yeah. Bear your face where a guy just was.

52:56 Seth MacFarlane Free tickets to Six Flags.

52:57 Adam Yeah. It should be something. Well, that's why I love that show Hookers on the Brink, Drew.

53:02 Drew To hear the haggling.

53:03 Adam I just, it's the black guy in the dented up SUV and he's a chick gets in a car. You ever see that show? I think it's on HBO or Showtime. It's just awesome because I swear they hook her. They just have the hookers miked up, so the camera is like way in the back of the car, so the guys are anonymous. But it's like, she comes in, it's like, yeah, you fine, baby. How much for BJ? And she's like, $12. And she's, whoa, baby, I ain't one of the Rockefellers.

53:33 Seth MacFarlane You've got to do me better than that.

53:35 Adam And I'm always yelling at the TV set. Like, come on, really, $15 for intercourse, $20 for anal. $22, you get to have anal and kill her. And you're haggling. You give that to the guy, and it drops you off at the airport, right?

53:50 Seth MacFarlane If this were 1876.

53:52 Adam Yeah, right. All right, now where was she? Nikki. How many guys would you be with on a, let's say, good week?

54:02 A good week, probably 15.

54:07 Adam 15.

54:07 Drew And there's a couple of things, Nikki, that people that engage in the jobs that you pursue essentially always have a trauma history. And so people kind of know that and sense that. The other thing is you made an issue about the double standard. It turns out the double standard for men and women, not sustained by men. Men make no to the double standard, and then they're over it immediately. They'll go out with you, they'll whatever. The women perpetuate double standards. It's when you actually studies other women that go to men and say, don't date her, she's a hoe, you can't, you can't, you can't see her.

54:40 Caller I don't know how many of my friends, I've jokingly been like, okay, so would you do a blow job for like five grand?

54:47 Caller And all of them would step up to it.

54:50 Adam They would.

54:50 Drew For five grand?

54:52 Or even a thousand bucks.

54:55 Adam Yeah, but you hang out with people that are addicted to a methamphetamine, and you know.

55:03 Drew You're not doing it for 200.

55:06 Adam Okay, well, listen, yeah, you're giving quite a considerable discount.

55:10 Drew And you're doing it regularly.

55:11 Adam Okay, so are you just calling to try to make yourself feel better or what's up?

55:15 Caller No, that's not it at all.

55:16 Caller I like my job. I wouldn't do it if I didn't like it.

55:19 Adam All right, listen, okay, let me tell you something about this. Hooker's talking about what's wrong. You know, you pay a guy at the car wash, he gets down on his knees and scrubs your white walls. Why isn't that right? It's the same vibe, it's the same loud mouth crap I get from fat chicks trying to explain to me how hot they are. Oh, I'm sexy, I'm a ton of fun. More cushion for you, okay, I'm gonna vomit. Get the hell out of here. Please take the ski pants off. Or put something over them. Put a tablecloth over yourself.

55:46 Drew No one's happier than my heroin addicts when the heroin's working for them. It's like, hey, they wouldn't do heroin if it didn't work for them. That's right.

55:51 Adam All I'm saying is you can have all the rap you want about sleeping with 30 guys a week and how you're proud and it's fine and you're good with it. But first off, if you're fine with it, you wouldn't be calling the show trying to convince us you're fine with it.

56:03 Drew It will be not fine someday and that day will come. It's like any other form of addiction or compulsion, you'll see.

56:08 Adam All right, Seth MacFarlane in studio tonight. We'll take a quick break. Be right back.

56:16 All right, guys, here's the deal.

56:18 Seth MacFarlane You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

56:21 One call is all you need to make.

56:23 Call the Dateline. 877-889-DATE.

56:26 Call the Dateline.

56:28 Caller 1-800-Call-Up-Line.

56:29 Seth MacFarlane Love 191.

57:04 Adam That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Seth MacFarlane is in studio tonight. Seth, of course, you know, from The Family Guy and has really taken on, you know, let me just say this about Seth. Here's what you want in this business, Drew. You want respect. Seth has that. And you want to be recognized, but by the right people, not bugged at the supermarket, but have people take your phone calls and things like that when you're putting them in. You know what I mean? Seth has a very nice balance, very, very hip. People who know or are in the know know him, and he can do his shopping in relative anonymity.

57:48 Seth MacFarlane You know, it's my favorite medium for that reason, is, you know, I will be in a bar or a restaurant, and this has happened many times, where I'll overhear someone talking about the show, which is much more rewarding than getting approached.

58:02 Adam Yeah, that is nice. And before we were on, I could remember singing in bars, and we were just on the radio, and people were going, Loveline sucks. And I'd go, yeah. And I'd join in with them, with a mousy voice, so they wouldn't recognize us. Yeah. So does anyone ever recognize your voice as your voice, because you don't really do your voice.

58:23 Seth MacFarlane No, that's never happened.

58:25 Drew Brian's your voice, right?

58:26 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, yeah, essentially. I mean, I've been recognized for, you know, maybe like once every few weeks or so these days, somebody will recognize my face. But again, fortunately, with this medium, it's, you know, no one sees you. So it's kind of...

58:42 Adam Do you like that? I do, I do.

58:44 Seth MacFarlane I have no desire to be, you know...

58:47 Adam Right, get laid.

58:49 Caller Yeah, no desire at all.

58:50 Adam Without having to do the stupid voice first?

58:53 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, yeah. I think the price would be too high. I can't, I would be...

59:00 Adam That's what Drew thought. That's why five years ago he got out of TV.

59:03 Drew Back to radio. Much better.

59:05 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, yeah.

59:06 Drew Dennis the guy at McDonald's recognized him.

59:07 Adam Keeping it real, yeah. Then you don't have to walk around all day and go, hey, man show! Where's... What about me? I got two partners. Where's Jimmy?

59:15 Caller Where's the doctor? It says, where's the doctor?

59:17 Adam Where are the juggies? That's why all. Everyone. My wife will do that. I'll get out of the shower. Where are the juggies? Baby, I wish I knew.

59:32 Seth MacFarlane She's a fan.

59:33 Adam Erin, you're 21.

59:37 Caller Yes.

59:37 Adam You got a question for Seth?

59:39 Caller Oh, my gosh. I didn't realize I was on.

59:42 Seth MacFarlane Hi, Erin.

59:43 Caller I was wondering if you're married.

59:45 Seth MacFarlane I am not married, no. Despite what it says on my internet bio. No, I'm not married.

59:55 Adam He's married to his work.

59:56 Seth MacFarlane What's that?

59:57 Will you marry me?

59:59 Adam Not now.

1:00:00 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, I'm pretty far off from that at the moment, I'm afraid.

1:00:05 Okay, well, I love you. I'm serious. I love you.

1:00:11 Seth MacFarlane Well, that makes two of us, Erin.

1:00:13 Adam Hold on one second. Let me just explain something.

1:00:16 Drew Her Erin is, listen.

1:00:17 Adam Just quiet down, Drew.

1:00:18 Drew Declare her love for this man.

1:00:19 Adam I understand, but...

1:00:21 Seth MacFarlane Let the girl talk, for God's sake.

1:00:22 Adam People do. They go, oh, you don't understand. I love you. That's not going to make Seth...

1:00:27 Seth MacFarlane It's funny because we were just talking about this kind of thing.

1:00:29 Adam And let me explain something. That window has closed and been painted shut. You should have got to Seth right after he got canned off of Fox.

1:00:37 Drew No, high school.

1:00:37 Adam Originally. Oh, high school.

1:00:39 Seth MacFarlane Done deal.

1:00:40 Adam Yeah.

1:00:40 Seth MacFarlane Done deal.

1:00:42 Seth MacFarlane I really hope everybody who kicked my ass in high school heard what you just said.

1:00:46 Adam Yeah, no, that...

1:00:47 Seth MacFarlane That'd be just awesome.

1:00:48 Adam It's payback time. It's flogging time. And not with the hand.

1:00:53 Drew But is that interesting?

1:00:54 Adam Do you hear what I'm saying?

1:00:55 Drew I hear you.

1:00:55 Adam Not with the hand, but flogging.

1:00:57 Drew This is with the Cat of Ninetales. This is that interesting thinking where people... You don't understand. I love you, therefore you must love me back.

1:01:07 Adam Right.

1:01:07 Drew Which is a funny thinking people have.

1:01:09 Adam Erin, why do you... Let me first off see if you're suitable for Seth. Why do you love Seth so much?

1:01:17 Caller Because he is the funniest man on earth.

1:01:21 He is so funny.

1:01:22 Caller I don't just love him because he does Family Guy.

1:01:27 Adam What's your favorite Family Guy episode?

1:01:30 Caller Two Sexy Fourth Bat.

1:01:33 Seth MacFarlane Good one.

1:01:33 Adam She's a fan.

1:01:34 Drew Which one is that?

1:01:36 Seth MacFarlane That's where Peter gets liposuction.

1:01:38 I've seen that one.

1:01:41 Caller The entire episode, every minute, there's another joke. I love Family Guy. I watch it really every day because there's nothing on TV.

1:01:49 Seth MacFarlane You're doing your homework, I hope.

1:01:51 I do my homework.

1:01:53 Adam Are you attractive, Erin?

1:01:55 I think I am.

1:02:01 Caller I have blonde hair, blue eyes, about 110.

1:02:04 Adam Petite.

1:02:06 Drew Do I love you because you're a Stewie's voice?

1:02:09 Seth MacFarlane Oh, yeah, yeah. Wait a minute, let me place that. That's Rodgers and Hammerstein Cinderella in 1952, right? Yeah.

1:02:17 Adam Yeah, that's why they were late in high school, everybody.

1:02:20 Seth MacFarlane That's what attracts the ladies right there. Extensive knowledge of old time showbiz.

1:02:25 Adam Another question for Seth. Oh, there it is. Capri?

1:02:31 Yes.

1:02:31 Adam You're 19? What's up?

1:02:35 Seth MacFarlane Hi, Capri.

1:02:37 Okay, I'm so happy I got through. First of all, I just have to say that I love your work, and I think you are just extremely talented and also very sexy. I just have to add that.

1:02:46 Seth MacFarlane Oh, come on.

1:02:48 Honestly, honestly.

1:02:49 Seth MacFarlane What's happening here?

1:02:50 Drew Just note the difference between man and woman here. Just take it in.

1:02:54 Adam Sexy?

1:02:54 Drew Yeah, but really, this is... Have you ever seen Seth?

1:02:59 Yes, I have. Many different photos.

1:03:00 Adam Hold on a second.

1:03:02 Drew What the hell? No, because sometimes, I don't mean that against Seth, because sometimes...

1:03:07 Seth MacFarlane Was I wearing my glasses or not?

1:03:09 Drew Because sometimes, the women will say that based on just hearing things, watching you work and stuff like that.

1:03:15 Adam She knows he's Seth.

1:03:15 Drew All right, that's fine. Seth is...

1:03:17 Seth MacFarlane He's just doing wonders for my ego being here tonight, really. I'm just good. Just magnificent.

1:03:22 Adam Have you seen Seth? If he got in that plane, he'd look better. Oh, please, Drew. Who said that?

1:03:30 Drew That is not...

1:03:31 Adam Oh, that's what you meant. That's what you meant.

1:03:33 Drew Yes, that's it. That's what I meant.

1:03:34 Adam No, Seth is hot.

1:03:35 Seth MacFarlane Girls, girls. You're both pretty.

1:03:37 Adam Seth is hot in... I'll tell you what makes Seth hot. He's a dude, and chicks don't care that much. That's a number one.

1:03:43 Seth MacFarlane How dare you?

1:03:44 Drew How dare you?

1:03:45 Adam He's rich and he's not fat.

1:03:47 Drew And he's funny.

1:03:48 Seth MacFarlane That's really all it takes.

1:03:49 Adam That's what makes Seth hot. All right. And there's some... There's a sort of boyish charm to him. He's cute. I got to say that. Capri?

1:03:56 Seth MacFarlane God bless you all.

1:03:57 Yes.

1:03:58 Adam Yes. So you're into Seth.

1:04:00 Yes, very much. And I also have a question. I heard about the live-action shows that you did in Canada.

1:04:07 Seth MacFarlane Yes.

1:04:08 And I was just wondering if you have planned any yet to do in the States.

1:04:11 Seth MacFarlane A little burlesque show we did up there.

1:04:13 Drew Oh, my God.

1:04:14 Seth MacFarlane No, it was a...

1:04:15 Drew An icecapade with Brian and Stewie?

1:04:17 Seth MacFarlane It was a live... actually a live on-stage reading that we all did of a Family Guy episode.

1:04:22 Adam Really?

1:04:23 Seth MacFarlane And, yeah, it was at the Montreal Comedy Festival.

1:04:26 Adam Oh, I see.

1:04:27 Seth MacFarlane And it's great. It was the first time we've done anything like that. And it was just great to kind of get a firsthand response, you know, just reading through a script.

1:04:36 Drew A script that you eventually put on film?

1:04:39 Seth MacFarlane It was one... it was the Weinstein episode, which was the... Oh, yeah, When You Wish Upon a Weiss? Yeah, yeah, it was just the unaired episode. But we'd love to do that again. I mean, we... you know, they're talking about maybe doing something down here in the States, but, you know, it's just a matter of scheduling because we're all so busy.

1:04:55 Drew I think you get the big HR. Puff and stuff characters.

1:04:58 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, yeah.

1:04:59 Drew You know, huge Stewie heads.

1:05:01 Seth MacFarlane There has been discussion of a Broadway musical, believe it or not, that we've been approached. And I'm trying to figure out how you do that.

1:05:09 Drew The King and I.

1:05:10 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, yeah.

1:05:12 Drew The alien.

1:05:12 Seth MacFarlane Well, how you do Stewie, how you do Brian, you know, how do you...

1:05:17 Adam Yeah, I don't know.

1:05:18 Drew Disney managed to figure that out.

1:05:20 Adam Disney does kind of figure that out.

1:05:22 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, yeah. Like, well, the big birthday costumes do it, you know? I don't know.

1:05:26 Drew Yeah.

1:05:29 Adam Tough. I'll tell you that Midget's going to lose 10 pounds of sweat in the first act, believe you me.

1:05:36 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, we would like to do it down here, and we may, in fact, do it at some point.

1:05:41 Adam So it's essentially like a live table read.

1:05:43 Seth MacFarlane Basically, yeah. I mean, this was, you know, we did a live reading of the show, we showed the presentation for American Dad, we did a song from the album, so it's just kind of a little mini variety show that we did up there that seemed to go over pretty well.

1:05:57 Adam So this was last year.

1:05:59 Seth MacFarlane This was a few months ago.

1:06:01 Adam Last one they had.

1:06:02 Seth MacFarlane Yep.

1:06:02 Adam All right. Let's see. She's an actress, tries to date one of our actors.

1:06:07 Drew Line six.

1:06:08 Adam Line six. Candice? Twenty-one? What's up, baby doll? What's going on?

1:06:17 Caller Hello?

1:06:18 Adam Hello? All right. What's going on?

1:06:24 Caller My problem is, when I have, like, rigorous sex with my boyfriend, my inner, like, vaginal lips, like, the left one only will swell.

1:06:33 Caller Mm-hmm.

1:06:34 Caller Really did come.

1:06:35 Adam Had a vaginal stroke.

1:06:36 Drew Well, no, this is a future viewer of American Dad. She left it. Leftist.

1:06:43 Adam That's how you can tell.

1:06:44 Seth MacFarlane She's a leftist. That's a good sign.

1:06:46 Drew Candice, here's the deal. First of all, does that surprise you that when you sort of get pounded on like a cutlet for four hours? Yes, when you work on a part of your body, it gets irritated. That's just the way it goes.

1:06:57 Adam Why the asymmetry in the irritation?

1:07:00 Drew It may have just to do with her anatomy or his, number one. Or number two, his maybe curves in some way or something. He does?

1:07:08 Caller Yeah.

1:07:09 Drew He curves.

1:07:09 Adam Does he curve toward the side of you that's swelling?

1:07:11 Drew He may curve the other way, probably.

1:07:14 Caller No, he like, it's kind of odd to say, somewhat like a banana, like upward.

1:07:20 Adam Upward? I mean, she's in love, by the way.

1:07:24 All right.

1:07:26 Adam Does anyone have a sense of humor, call us this show?

1:07:29 Drew Are you kidding?

1:07:29 Adam Okay, go ahead, Drew.

1:07:31 Drew Candice, yeah, so obviously, you know, your anatomy can predispose to this sort of thing. You might want to have a doctor look at that swollen lip when it's swollen just to make sure it's not a herpetic outbreak, something like that, because that can happen. And herpes will recur in the same place and recur at the site of irritation.

1:07:44 Adam But how long does it stay swollen?

1:07:46 Drew Good question.

1:07:47 Adam Candice, how long is it swollen for after the vigorous sex?

1:07:50 Caller It depends. If it doesn't swell bad, it can go down in a few hours. I've had it stay for a whole day.

1:07:56 Drew All right, then that's just irritation. Let's just take it easy.

1:08:01 Adam Use some lube and slow it down a little.

1:08:04 Caller I'm sorry. That's the only way I can orgasm is from pretty, not rough, but just like...

1:08:11 Adam Prolonged?

1:08:13 Caller Huh?

1:08:14 Drew Well, good times.

1:08:16 Adam Get a thesaurus and call back in 20 years. I can't talk to her. She's watching something or talking to someone.

1:08:24 Drew She was asleep, I think.

1:08:25 Adam I think she's actually bringing an F-14 down under the deck of a carrier at night in rough seas.

1:08:33 Seth MacFarlane She's got the orange glow sticks there.

1:08:35 Adam Yeah, semi-four. She's telling them about bank. It's an important job. She was on hold for 91 minutes. I'll give her a break. Look, here's the thing. You've made it through. You want to hear the answer, right? Yeah. All right. Let's take a question for Seth. Sarah? Yeah. You're 22. What's up?

1:08:57 Caller I've got two questions for Seth, actually. One is, can he please describe Lois and Peter's sex life behind the scenes?

1:09:06 Seth MacFarlane You know, it's... Peter and Lois have a pretty good sex life we've established. There's occasional down dead spots where we...

1:09:16 Drew Well, Lois is kind of hot.

1:09:19 Seth MacFarlane She is. She is.

1:09:20 Caller He did pretty well for himself.

1:09:21 Drew What she sees in Peter is always mysterious, but she seems to be into it.

1:09:24 Seth MacFarlane Yeah. We've kept them pretty active, actually, because there are so many shows where you get the husband and wife hating or not attracted to each other. We kind of think it works for the two of them. It's kind of nice that they both are... It's kind of easier for him than for her, I would imagine, but...

1:09:50 Caller Right. Yeah. I thought the last question was a nice segue for the Safety Word is Banana episode.

1:09:58 Seth MacFarlane That's a perfect example. They're not afraid to try new things.

1:10:04 Caller Yeah. Is there anything that the Loveline listeners can learn from their success?

1:10:11 Seth MacFarlane Oh God.

1:10:11 Drew Sarah's going with this theme.

1:10:14 Adam Seth, you don't have to dignify that with an answer by the way. It's a bizarre hypothetical questions about the cartoons and lives outside of the episodes that actually get drawn.

1:10:24 Seth MacFarlane Just visualize the pale skinned men drawing the sexual pictures in the enclosed rooms with fluorescent lighting that maybe puts a new perspective on it.

1:10:39 Drew They're very careful to maintain the boundaries in their house. Yes. They never do anything in front of Stewie.

1:10:46 Adam I think he may have walked in on something before.

1:10:49 Drew He gets disgusted though.

1:10:50 Adam Yes. Jessica.

1:10:52 Yes.

1:10:53 Adam You're 21.

1:10:54 Caller Yes, I am.

1:10:55 Adam What's up?

1:10:56 Caller I have a question for Dr. Drew.

1:10:58 Caller My boyfriend and I have tried to have sex a few times and it just doesn't really seem to be working because I'm small and I'm not really a small person but I don't really know what the problem is because I've had sex before and I've had problems having it with guys that are bigger but I don't really know exactly what.

1:11:18 Drew Are you nervous about this guy for some reason?

1:11:23 Caller I don't know. It's happened with other guys too and I don't.

1:11:27 Adam That part of your anatomy is small?

1:11:29 Caller Yeah.

1:11:30 Drew I don't think that it's small. I think that it kind of closes down.

1:11:34 Adam Really? It can be small.

1:11:36 Caller I'm nervous, but it's worked with guys before.

1:11:40 Drew Right. Sometimes it seems like it's not small, right?

1:11:43 Caller Yeah.

1:11:44 Drew Right. Because other times it's sort of clamping down.

1:11:49 Seth MacFarlane Have you tried hanging from a chin-up bar?

1:11:54 Caller No, I actually haven't.

1:11:56 Adam You've got to do that.

1:11:57 Drew Zero gravity chair?

1:11:58 Adam Like one of those wings or... So Jessica, you're saying your part is small down there, but now you're saying that you have sex with other guys in the past and it didn't seem small.

1:12:09 Drew She even said with guys with larger penises that it didn't seem small.

1:12:12 Adam Really?

1:12:12 Caller It's obviously been smaller. Like with him, it just has not worked at all. Like, I mean, barely.

1:12:21 Adam We have to cut the pot supply coming in from Mexico into this country. People are now at the point where they just cannot form thoughts anymore, forget about sentences. All right, so we're trying to figure out now, here's the problem, Drew, here's your problem. You pick a direction and you go with it and you'll just make it work.

1:12:41 Drew Some of the reason is to avoid the frustration of dealing with the...

1:12:44 Adam All right, but let Vanna flip over the letters before you start guessing the puzzle. Jessica.

1:12:49 Caller Yeah.

1:12:51 Adam Do you or do you not have a small vagina in your estimation?

1:12:55 Caller In my estimation, I believe I do, like abnormally small.

1:12:59 Adam Okay, so that would be... Yes.

1:13:02 Drew Why with some guys does it not seem to be small?

1:13:05 Caller Well, obviously, they're... Well, I don't know. I mean, he's like eight inches and that's bigger than like any guy that I've been with.

1:13:15 Adam So it's... Yeah, it's like, look, a size eight shoe is not small until a size 14 foot tries to go into it. But if a size six tries to go into it, it's not.

1:13:25 Drew So there goes an anatomical, why didn't you just say he's too big for me?

1:13:30 Caller Well, but like, I mean, I've been with guys that are not like tiny and it just like takes a little tweaking and then it will work.

1:13:37 Drew So this was what she said before.

1:13:39 Caller A little tweaking.

1:13:40 Drew Yeah.

1:13:41 Seth MacFarlane It falls apart in Act 3.

1:13:42 Caller But it's not impossible because those parts are supposed to fit together, you know?

1:13:48 Drew Yeah, there are people that don't fit together though, Jessica. Some people just don't fit together. And we actually get more complaints about size disproportion than where the guy is too big than where the guy is too small. That's more of a problem, more of a deal breaker.

1:14:01 Adam I have that problem. I've had that problem with philaties.

1:14:04 Drew And the deal is if you can relax, use lube.

1:14:07 Adam Then I hear the are you in? Yeah. And that's when it's time to swallow the bottle of sleeping pills. Are you in? And you're finished. You know what I'm saying?

1:14:17 Drew Yeah, you're done.

1:14:18 Adam So, all right, so Jessica has a small vagina compared to this guy's novelty size door.

1:14:25 Drew Exactly.

1:14:25 Adam But compared to a normal size.

1:14:27 Seth MacFarlane This is, this is, this problem is very Sesame Street.

1:14:29 Drew Yeah.

1:14:30 Adam It really is.

1:14:30 Drew Yes.

1:14:31 Adam It really is.

1:14:33 Drew I'm trying to think of what the Sesame Street song that applies to this.

1:14:37 Adam Jessica, you can't do the vaginal math.

1:14:40 Drew Um, the what?

1:14:42 Adam All right.

1:14:42 Seth MacFarlane Oh, look.

1:14:43 Adam He's big, so it seems small.

1:14:45 Seth MacFarlane Get yourself a protractor.

1:14:47 Drew Some of these things are bigger than others. Some of these things are right next to each other.

1:14:53 Seth MacFarlane Oh, we apologize.

1:14:54 Adam And then the Indian head just comes up.

1:15:00 Seth MacFarlane Yeah.

1:15:00 Adam All right.

1:15:02 Seth MacFarlane She's small. He's big. Fantastic.

1:15:07 Seth MacFarlane What is that? What is that Indian head?

1:15:09 Drew And what does it have to do with television?

1:15:11 Adam I don't know. There was a time, by the way, see now, you kids don't remember.

1:15:21 Seth MacFarlane You've just made a reference that nobody under.

1:15:23 Adam I know. You kids don't remember when stations would sign off.

1:15:28 Drew The four stations that broadcast.

1:15:30 Adam Would sign off.

1:15:31 Drew At 2A.

1:15:32 Adam And by the way, never more depressed than actually watching it sign off.

1:15:38 Drew And they do so by showing you fighter jets going across the sky, an American flag.

1:15:44 Seth MacFarlane Star spangled banner.

1:15:44 Seth MacFarlane You reached out and touched the face of God.

1:15:49 Adam You're like stoned and it's 330 in the morning. You're like, I got to kill myself.

1:15:52 Drew Isn't there a Marks Brothers film on somewhere?

1:15:54 Adam Got to be something on. Maybe I'll just stare at a pack of matches and move.

1:15:59 Caller You'd be so depressed.

1:16:02 Adam And it's like, it's a horrible realization when TV is ready to go to bed and you're not. And it's like.

1:16:10 Drew You want company. That's basically it.

1:16:13 Adam Here's the thing, everybody. Things used to stop at a certain time, like 7-Eleven was open from 7 until 11. And if you wanted a sixer Mickey's at 1 a.m. you weren't getting it unless you thought to buy it before 11. And things closed on Sundays and Indian heads popped up at 2 a.m. and guys touched a face of God.

1:16:32 Drew It was a strange black and white pattern with an Indian in profile with a huge feather dress on.

1:16:38 Adam You know what it was? It was in life there used to be the equivalent to the guy flicking the lights on and off at the bar going, all right, last call, let's pack it in and take it out of here.

1:16:48 Drew Why that?

1:16:50 Adam That was to get you to shut the TV and go to bed. I think that was to wake you up. Right, to get you to turn the TV off. The annoying buzz I think was so you would pop, that would always pull you up off the sofa and it's depressing, so depressing, especially the weird kind of religious thing with the blue angels doing the tight formation and the guy talking about touching the face of God. And the Indian test pattern, I think the way it had all these multicolored circles around it, I think that was so the guys could. Then it turned color.

1:17:24 Seth MacFarlane Some kind of test the reception kind of thing for that, I don't know.

1:17:28 Adam It was so you could white balance your camera or something.

1:17:31 Drew You had railroad signs on the border?

1:17:33 Adam I don't know.

1:17:34 Seth MacFarlane Someone's got to get to the bottom of this.

1:17:37 Adam And look, I would pay $100 for a DVD that had the touch of faith.

1:17:42 Seth MacFarlane That's the airtime that the Native Americans have managed to hold on to.

1:17:45 Adam Yeah. Even that was played by Jew. By the way, they put the brown makeup on them and they put them in a headdress. It was a Jew. I know that for a fact. All right, Seth MacFarlane in studio tonight will take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:18:33 Adam Thank Hey, buddy, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Seth MacFarlane in Studio Tonight, family guy, of course. And Seth's got a new show just coming out called Wait Till Your Father's Gets Out. What the hell is it called?

1:18:49 Seth MacFarlane American Dad. American Dad.

1:18:50 Adam Yeah, just keep watching the Super Bowl. Wait, is Super Bowl on Fox this year?

1:18:55 Seth MacFarlane I guess it must be if they're premiering it after. Yeah, that makes sense, right?

1:18:59 Drew I think it's right.

1:19:00 Adam Yeah.

1:19:00 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, Fox has the Super Bowl.

1:19:02 Adam Don't get used to that lead-in, by the way, because the following week should be like a rerun of the Parkers.

1:19:07 Seth MacFarlane Yeah.

1:19:07 Adam It's going to...

1:19:08 Seth MacFarlane It doesn't always work out. The shows that succeed, that premiere after the Super Bowl, are actually the exception of the rules.

1:19:14 Adam Is it? Well, I even...

1:19:16 Seth MacFarlane The Wonder Years, I think, was the...

1:19:18 Adam Exception.

1:19:18 Seth MacFarlane That was the big one.

1:19:19 Adam Yeah, and again, the Family Guy. I remember Seth saying that that premiered after the Super Bowl 2000?

1:19:27 Seth MacFarlane Is it 99? 99, yeah, I think.

1:19:31 Adam Well, it must have been early 99 because the Super Bowl would have been very early January. 99, okay. Or now beginning of February. It keeps moving back, by the way. All right, another question for Seth over here. Mark?

1:19:48 Yes.

1:19:49 Adam You're 25, what's up?

1:19:50 Caller How you doing? Seth, I wanted to... Two questions, two quick questions. I want to ask you, what is your personal favorite episode and why?

1:19:57 Adam Death Lives, Death Lives.

1:19:58 Caller Ha ha ha.

1:20:01 Seth MacFarlane Boy, that's, you know, I always have trouble answering that question.

1:20:05 Adam Hold on, don't answer. Drew, write your personal...

1:20:07 Drew I don't know the names of them, though.

1:20:09 Adam Well, describe it enough so that we can verify it. I'm not gonna look.

1:20:15 Drew Okay.

1:20:17 Adam Ever.

1:20:17 Drew Go ahead, yours.

1:20:18 Adam I'm never gonna look that way again. And then, well, let's see. I'm gonna...

1:20:22 Caller Can you say mine real quick, while you guys are writing?

1:20:24 Drew No, we're here.

1:20:25 Adam Well, it'd be better if I do. I'm gonna write the... Okay, I already said mine. It's the Voyage. It's the Fantastic Voyage, when Stewie kills the sperm. What's yours, Mark?

1:20:36 Caller The Boom, probably.

1:20:37 Seth MacFarlane Interesting. Which one is that? The most dated of all of our... It's the Y2K episode, remember? Remember Y2K? Oh, yeah, right.

1:20:43 Adam Right, remember that.

1:20:45 Caller The chicken fight is just classic, man. You can't... How can you...

1:20:49 Seth MacFarlane Well, I got news for you. That chicken may not be dead.

1:20:54 Adam Yeah, you fought the chicken out front of the store. I mean, he tried to hand you a leaflet or something and it went all over on the train and everything.

1:21:00 Seth MacFarlane It's possible he may not be dead.

1:21:02 Drew He may show up again.

1:21:03 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, he may be back for vengeance.

1:21:05 Adam Yeah, that was the Y2K one, yeah.

1:21:07 Caller So anyway, your stuff, sorry.

1:21:11 Seth MacFarlane Probably if I had to pick one that's just kind of us at our best would probably be Road to Rhode Island.

1:21:19 Drew Which one is it?

1:21:20 Seth MacFarlane It's the first Brian Stewie road show. It was sort of the first show where we really.

1:21:24 Drew Which one is it? Is that where they find?

1:21:26 Seth MacFarlane It's where they go across the country to find Brian's mother. And it was really sort of the first use of, oh was that yours? It says, Look at that.

1:21:35 Adam First it says I'm gay. I don't know why we need to write a sexual revelation in there. And then it says, Finding Brian's mom. Look at that, wow. Finding Brian's mom. Look at that. That's extraordinary. Amazing you were able to read that from here. Yeah, yeah. Wow, Drew. Written in it like a true doctor, by the way. No one could figure it out. Wow, yeah, I like it. Now is that the one where they do the Hope and That's the one, yeah. Crosby song?

1:22:06 Seth MacFarlane That's the one. It was sort of the first time we really kind of got a handle on that Brian Stewie relationship that could carry an episode.

1:22:15 Caller Their scenes together are so great. They're just so great.

1:22:18 Adam Brian's mom turned out to be stuffed, right?

1:22:21 Seth MacFarlane As I recall.

1:22:23 Drew It sort of starts like a babe with a mom. He's being taken away from the mom.

1:22:28 Adam From the puppy mill, right?

1:22:29 Drew Yeah.

1:22:30 Seth MacFarlane Yeah.

1:22:31 Adam All right, Mark, thanks for Kissing Ass.

1:22:35 Caller One more thing? Sorry, sorry. Some of the jokes are so obscure when you watch them. I'm wondering how difficult it is to write them. Peter's little excited wiggle after he says the Luke Perry thing, where he goes, which is probably my favorite joke out of all the episodes ever.

1:22:55 Adam You mean where he was trying to make Luke Perry gay?

1:22:58 Caller Yeah, where he does his little excited wiggle. I can't tell you how many times I rewound that when I first saw it.

1:23:05 Seth MacFarlane You know, that was just one of those, like the evil monkey, that was just one of those examples of one of the writers in the room, and I can't for the life of me remember who it was, did that and said, don't know why it's funny, it's funny, is there some way we can animate that? So we kind of acted it out for the artists and they put it up on screen. It doesn't mean anything, it's just kind of a stupid little gesture that he does.

1:23:29 Adam Yeah, it's not a reference to anything, right? All right, I'll tell you, people are dedicated followers of the show.

1:23:38 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, it's interesting. There are things that I don't remember, but I have to be reminded.

1:23:44 Adam Oh yeah, oh no, no, there's always a nerd out there who knows your work better than you.

1:23:48 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, yeah.

1:23:50 Adam We'll go to the phones and talk to Lindsay, who's 20. Lindsay? What's up, baby doll?

1:23:57 Caller I just had a question, like, I used to have a really high sex drive, like I used to have to have sex like three or four times a day. And my doctor put me on an antidepressant, and when she put me on that, it, like, made my sex drive, like, cease to exist. So I stopped taking it, and it's still, I very rarely have the interest in having sex. And I don't know if it's because, like, my boyfriend has a really high sex drive, and it just doesn't interest me as much, or if it's something that the medication did.

1:24:31 Drew It's a very interesting question.

1:24:33 Adam She needs her pump primed, Drew.

1:24:35 Drew So to speak.

1:24:37 Seth MacFarlane Great opportunity to get some work done.

1:24:39 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Like Seth in high school.

1:24:42 Drew How, uh...

1:24:42 Adam Except for the tears were smearing the ink on the page.

1:24:45 Seth MacFarlane I have no idea. It was a dismal, dismal time.

1:24:50 Drew Seth, you and I could hang.

1:24:51 Adam Yeah.

1:24:53 Drew How long have you been off the antidepressant?

1:24:56 Caller I've been off them for a couple of months.

1:24:58 Drew And how long were you on it for?

1:25:00 Caller For about two months. I took them for about two months, and then I stopped taking them because my boyfriend started complaining that I never wanted to have sex.

1:25:07 Drew And are you on any other medication at all right now?

1:25:10 Caller No.

1:25:11 Drew No birth control pills?

1:25:12 Caller Nope.

1:25:15 Drew And which medication was it?

1:25:17 Caller It was amitriptyline.

1:25:19 Drew Really? That's an old-fashioned one. And that one is not known for killing the sex drive the way some of the other ones do.

1:25:25 Adam How come it's not used anymore?

1:25:27 Drew Because there's much better medicines. Way better.

1:25:29 Adam Thank your doctor.

1:25:31 Drew Yeah. Unless they were trying to just help you with sleep, amitriptyline is not a bad sleep medicine.

1:25:37 Caller My depression caused me to have insomnia instead of wanting to sleep all the time.

1:25:42 Drew Yeah.

1:25:43 Caller So they put me on the amitriptyline first because it had the least amount of side effects and it would help with sleeping.

1:25:49 Drew But it's an interesting question. I imagine there are things that can sort of be residual for mannodepressants, but this is not typically one of them. It makes me think more that perhaps you were more mannachy or maybe you have a bipolar condition.

1:26:02 Caller Yeah. I'm a manic depressive bipolar.

1:26:04 Drew All right. So now you flip back into a more depressed state and you're still there. So you need to talk. You need to see a psychiatrist. You really do. It's not a psychiatrist. You've got to get your chemistry set up, so to speak. You need to be on a mood stabilizer. It will be much more effective for you and it won't affect your sex drive. You want one sex three times a day, but you'll want it normally. The reason you want it three times a day is you were hypomanic. Right? Yeah. All right. Neurontin, Depakote, Lithium, there are all sorts of things being done right now. It depends on who you think you need.

1:26:41 Adam As a woman, by the way, how into it do you really have to be?

1:26:44 Drew Trileptal is a good one.

1:26:46 Adam You who have been faking your orgasms for millions of years.

1:26:50 Drew But you know what? I think the one thing guys appreciate and they rarely get, women are so interested in trying to figure out what the technique is they need to apply. All a guy would put over the top seems to me is a girl who is actually enthusiastic or actually excited about being there. That would be like an unusual experience for a guy. It would be like, oh my God, he's excited about being here with me. How does that work?

1:27:12 Adam Yeah, we want that. Yeah, it's like we would rather have a dog that was happy to see us when we came through the door than one that got the slippers.

1:27:21 Drew Right.

1:27:22 Adam Right?

1:27:22 Drew Absolutely. All right.

1:27:23 Adam So there you go, ladies. But hey, if the dog can get the same dog and bring the slippers too, I mean, that's a keeper, right? I don't even know what I'm saying. Does anyone know what that means? No.

1:27:33 Seth MacFarlane The analogy has gone far off course.

1:27:36 Adam Sometimes I get lost my own analogies and I think that we're actually talking about dogs or cars. Let's talk to Chloe up here, Drew. Chloe. 16. You're an actress. Yeah. You do? Mm-hmm. You're 16. Seth is not going to be able to have sex with you for another two years.

1:27:59 Seth MacFarlane I'm sorry, Chloe.

1:28:03 Caller Well, as you can tell, I have a problem with wanting to go after older men. I have been after 20-year-olds and 30-year-olds.

1:28:13 Adam That you work with?

1:28:15 Drew Are you going to high school now? So you go to high school and you work with adults?

1:28:20 Caller Well, I do it over the summer.

1:28:22 Adam You do movies over the summer?

1:28:24 Caller Yeah.

1:28:25 Adam Any movies we've heard of, by the way?

1:28:27 Caller Well, it's not out yet. It's a paintball movie.

1:28:30 Drew Paintball? That I'll go see.

1:28:34 Caller It's called Painted Forest.

1:28:36 Adam Painted Forest. Wow. What's the story? You got to tell us a story.

1:28:42 Caller Well, I'm in a team that's against another team. And we fight in these woods. And we come across these thieves in this trailer. And they're stealing money from over time.

1:28:59 Adam No, this is... This is... It's Southern Comfort. From 1981, where they were out training. You see this movie, Seth? It's like some army reserve group that's out training with no actual live ammo, but out in like the swamp lands or something, because we're going to fight our next war in a swamp, and run across some actual bad guys. So they're armed with nothing but the paintballs. That's what I'm saying.

1:29:27 Drew That paintball, there's a whole parallel universe of paintball.

1:29:29 Adam Oh, yeah. You got a culture there. All right. So, and who'd you... Did you have sex with somebody?

1:29:36 Caller No, but I went after this one guy named Shannon, and he was really close to doing it, but then he said since I'm illegal, he couldn't do it.

1:29:47 Drew How old is he?

1:29:48 Caller He was 20.

1:29:50 Drew Look, it's normal for you to be attracted to older guys. That's okay. It doesn't mean you should make a habit of it or think that it's good for you, and this guy thankfully set a boundary in an appropriate place. Yeah. Just cool out a little bit. Relax. It's not going to be... Any guy that responds to it is not going to be good for you.

1:30:07 Adam And by the way, Shannon, gay. Not scruples. Gay. He's 20, he's in a paintball movie, he's named Shannon. Yeah. And he's turning down a hot 16 year old named Chloe. Nobody was scruples in this business. You know what I'm saying? I could see if you guys were... This was just high school and he was a student teacher or something, or doing something like that, turning down that, you might get, but not actor. That's just gay.

1:30:33 Seth MacFarlane I don't think I know any male Shannons. I know a lot of female Shannons.

1:30:36 Adam Right. It's a chick name, that's why. All right, let's take ourselves a little break, Seth MacFarlane in the studio tonight. Always a delight. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:30:49 Caller Hello, this is your radio.

1:31:32 Adam Yeah, everybody, Loveline. Dr. Drew over there, me over here, Seth MacFarlane. Well, just, he's facing Mecca.

1:31:41 Seth MacFarlane Unacceptable.

1:31:44 Adam And that is him, all right. Family Guy, of course, coming back to a television set near you very soon. And this time, I imagine, much anticipated.

1:32:00 Seth MacFarlane We hope we're on to stay this time. It's been off and on for five years, but we're hoping this is it.

1:32:08 Adam It's gotta be nice. I mean, I've started a couple of TV shows along with my partners. And it's always tough, that very beginning part where it's like, huh? And there's always some other TV show that is crappy, but reminds everyone of it, your show, and it's so sad. So the man show is going to be like the X show, but it's only going to be on once. All right. It's nice when you can actually have the product. People know what it is and are waiting for more of it.

1:32:37 Drew It's almost like Star Wars or something.

1:32:40 Seth MacFarlane It's a very, it's a kind of an unprecedented situation that, you know, we're basically premiering a new show. I mean, not a new show. It's going to be the same show. But it's, it's, you know, the following is already there. Right. Which is, you know, makes it a hell of a lot easier, obviously.

1:32:57 Adam Yeah, yeah. And people know what it is when they're talking about it. Mm-hmm. All right. Let's take a question for Seth from Sandy. Sandy?

1:33:07 Hey, what's up?

1:33:08 Adam Hey, you're 20. What's up?

1:33:10 Caller One quick comment. In the Y2K episode, when they say the two Denny's comments, is that the Denny's in Culver City?

1:33:18 Seth MacFarlane Oh, God. Two Denny's, so we can say not... I don't even know what the line is.

1:33:23 Caller Not the Denny's, but that Denny's? Let's build two Denny's, so we can say let's not go to that Denny's and let's go to the good Denny's.

1:33:30 Seth MacFarlane Oh, God. I have no idea.

1:33:32 Caller Because I...

1:33:32 Seth MacFarlane It was so long ago.

1:33:34 Caller The hurt on the providers in Culver City. But my main question is, is Stewie really gay?

1:33:40 Seth MacFarlane We're leaving that one up in the air. We... We... We don't know. He's kind of thus far experimented with both sides and, you know, he's only a year old. So he's got plenty of time to figure it out. And you know, we're saving that one.

1:33:57 Drew Don't we have a Stewie drop where he comments?

1:33:59 Caller And then I think to myself, my God, wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be homosexual?

1:34:05 Seth MacFarlane Yeah.

1:34:05 Seth MacFarlane That was from the last time I was here. I remember because I had a bad cold and you can hear it.

1:34:08 Seth MacFarlane Oh, really?

1:34:09 Adam You can hear it. I can't hear it. It sounds good. Or maybe better.

1:34:12 Seth MacFarlane Uh-oh.

1:34:13 Caller Oh, freaking Seth.

1:34:15 Adam Well, the episode where Stewie fell in love with the young girl in his romper room class was a great episode, too, by the way. Jilted, though, at the end.

1:34:26 Drew How about where he gets to him with the cheerleaders?

1:34:29 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:34:30 Seth MacFarlane See, there's that side and then you see him at the gay bar, dancer of the techno music. So it's...

1:34:37 Adam Yeah.

1:34:37 Seth MacFarlane We play both sides of it.

1:34:38 Adam He's got range.

1:34:40 Seth MacFarlane Yeah.

1:34:40 Adam I like when he sung Rocketman.

1:34:44 Seth MacFarlane That was, you know, it's such an obscure reference to that William Shatner... And that was actually the episode we found out we were canceled, so we figured, ah, what the hell, let's do something fun for us. Like...

1:34:53 Adam Shatner.

1:34:53 Seth MacFarlane Duplicating Shatner's rendition of that exactly. And actually, if you put that up next to the Shatner version, every tiny gesture is exactly mimicked by Stewie.

1:35:03 Adam Yeah. It's great now, because now Shatner pretends like, oh, well, it's all done, tongue in cheek.

1:35:08 Seth MacFarlane Now, you're deadly serious about that, Bill.

1:35:12 Seth MacFarlane He's still figuring out who he is.

1:35:14 Adam Oh, that was a good time when, you see, nowadays, everyone's sister comes out with Elm, but back in the day, if you were on TV, you cut an Elm, you know, Hoss from Bonanza had a, you know, Hoss sings the hits. I mean, everyone who was on TV sung and it would be like, yeah, Leonard Nimoy, you're doing an Elm. It's like, I don't sing. It doesn't matter. You're doing it. Shatner would just talk his way through those Beatles songs. You ever hear him do it?

1:35:41 Seth MacFarlane But it was connected to, wasn't it? He would read passages from poetry or from Shakespeare or from literature and then find a song that I guess was somehow thematically connected and then segue into the song from the spoken.

1:35:57 Adam Give us a little shot. You don't even have to do Stewie. Just do Shatner doing Stewie, doing Elton John.

1:36:05 Seth MacFarlane She packed my bags last night, pre-flight, zero hour, nine a.m. And I'm going to be high.

1:36:19 Caller As a kite by them.

1:36:21 Adam Drew, you're really missing out.

1:36:23 Seth MacFarlane You're really missing out. Yeah.

1:36:25 Adam You don't know about all that? No. I mean, like, Lauren Green had a hit, I swear to God.

1:36:31 Seth MacFarlane Art Carney had an album out.

1:36:33 Seth MacFarlane Yeah.

1:36:33 Seth MacFarlane But one of our writers brought in, it was a Christmas album, and it's the stupidest thing you've ever heard. It's Art Carney, and the song is, All I Want for Christmas is a Doodly Doop. He sings over and over and over. He's never explained exactly what it is. It's just this repetitive thing that makes you want to blow your brains out.

1:36:52 Adam Drew, where have you been? Yeah. Have you ever heard Shatner sing? It's awesome. Gets into The Beatles, just like Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

1:36:59 Seth MacFarlane He's a versatile guy. He's a magical man.

1:37:02 Seth MacFarlane Yeah. Lisa?

1:37:05 Caller Yes.

1:37:05 Adam You're 25?

1:37:07 Caller Yes.

1:37:07 Adam What's up, baby doll?

1:37:09 Caller Well, let's see. My boyfriend and I have been together for almost three years now, and we hardly have sex anymore, or actually it's been that way pretty much the whole time we've been together.

1:37:21 Adam Whole time.

1:37:22 Caller For the first couple weeks.

1:37:24 Drew Why have you stayed together?

1:37:28 Caller He makes me laugh. He's my best friend.

1:37:30 Caller We get along great.

1:37:33 Adam Best friend.

1:37:36 Caller Well, I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that shortly after we got together, I got pregnant. And now he says that he doesn't want to have sex because it freaks him out, because he's scared that I'll get pregnant.

1:37:51 Caller All right.

1:37:52 Adam You had an abortion? Did you have an abortion? And now, how old is he? Hmm.

1:38:02 Drew It just doesn't fit. Something's wrong. Is he doing drugs?

1:38:06 Adam Hmm. And the best friend? I don't know. I'd say this one's done.

1:38:10 Drew I just don't know what it is.

1:38:14 Adam It doesn't feel, I mean, it just doesn't feel like a 24 and 25-year-old are having a relationship. Are you guys sure? Are you deeply in love with him?

1:38:25 Caller I am, but, I mean, there's a lack of intimacy, and I've had, you know, I've tried to talk to him about it several times, try to fix the problem, and, you know, of course, try not to, like, you know, hurt his feelings or anything. I don't think I have.

1:38:41 Adam What's he good for in a month?

1:38:45 Caller In a month? Like, probably maybe two.

1:38:50 Adam Two in a month. All right.

1:38:52 Drew I wonder if that's just his rhythm.

1:38:53 Adam Once in a while, you get a guy who's basically got a sloth in his underpants. No, literally.

1:39:01 Drew Literally.

1:39:01 Adam Literally. Literally.

1:39:02 Drew It's tough to have sex around that sloth.

1:39:05 Adam You've seen the claws on those things? And they're very territorial.

1:39:09 Drew And they ham upside down from anything that sort of sticks out.

1:39:11 Adam And they treat your nuts like cubs. They're just like little sloth cubs. They're very protective.

1:39:16 Seth MacFarlane They're fascinating creatures.

1:39:17 Adam They really are. So, that could be his rhythm, and sometimes you can go in there and flip his metronome a little bit and get him to pick up the pace. But he's never going to be three times a day.

1:39:31 Drew Right. We don't know that about him. There could be a lot of explanations for this, including maybe it's not Elisa, maybe there's other things going on, maybe he's gay, maybe who knows? We don't know.

1:39:40 Adam Also, once in a while, there are these guys who get in relationships, and then once it becomes this sort of long-term relationship, they just become their partner. These are the guys who start calling their old lady mommy, or even old lady. Wait a minute.

1:39:54 Seth MacFarlane Oh, I'm screwed.

1:39:56 Adam I got to get home. I got to get home and bang the bejesus out of my wife right now. I understand, Drew, you're coming with me.

1:40:03 Seth MacFarlane I need backup. All right.

1:40:06 Adam I don't know what the answer is other than go ahead and tell the guy what you want, and three years you guys have been together from he was 21, you were 22, now you're in your mid-20s. It's time to sort of ask her get off the pot.

1:40:21 Drew Yeah, it doesn't sound like a great relationship even though you sort of on one hand call it a great friendship and a great friend, you explicitly say there's no intimacy, and that's not a great way to say it. That isn't going to be a relationship that's satisfying over the long haul.

1:40:35 Adam Right. All right. Let's, speaking of unsatisfying, Leah? You're 21? What's the matter?

1:40:47 Caller Well, I'm six months pregnant, I've been on and off in this relationship for about three and a half years, and he is 12 years my senior, and I got pregnant, and six months pregnant, he decided that it was a good idea for him to leave, and he's like extremely in love, and like doesn't, I don't know. He doesn't know how to be an adult, you know?

1:41:12 Adam All right, all right, so what's he do? Construction?

1:41:21 Drew Way off, way off.

1:41:23 Adam I thought he was in the construction field. Thank you. Yeah, I know these guys, I work with them. Their kids don't have names, they call them the kid. The kid and the old lady, well the kid wants a retainer, but I'm getting a new kirk or pipe for the jet ski. Screw it. Look at my teeth, they're fine.

1:41:40 Seth MacFarlane I didn't have a retainer. You're only going to lose it.

1:41:43 Adam Alright, it's a bad guy. You shouldn't have let him impregnate you, but now he has. I don't know that you can draw him back or make him more mature than he actually is. I don't think you should expect much from him. If you're going to have this kid and you are, he has to be financially responsible.

1:42:01 Drew Right, he's obliged to be involved, but you've stuck him.

1:42:03 Adam Good luck getting it out of him. All right, so Leah, if he's out, you can't make him interested in something he's not interested in. And that makes him a bad guy, and it makes you stupid for being with a bad guy. And then now the kid's got to pay the consequences. That's fine. You be as good a mom as you can. You'll find a guy soon enough. The kid will have a solid stepdad. Make sure that's the right guy. And this guy can pay child support. No, I summed it up. That's it. There's no going back from that. We're finished. I'm like the dealer at the blackjack table does this and this. And you're going blah, blah, blah. I want another hit.

1:42:44 Seth MacFarlane No, no.

1:42:45 Adam You're just looking at the back of the tight Asian ass on those women. We'll be right back.

1:43:09 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, everybody, it's Loveline. All right.

1:43:12 Adam I want to thank the great Seth MacFarlane for coming in here.

1:43:16 Seth MacFarlane Thank you, you guys.

1:43:18 Adam Always, always a delight. And look forward to American Dad, which is coming out. And I forgot to ask Seth if he does voices on, and he must.

1:43:29 Seth MacFarlane I do. I do a couple of voices on American Dad. I do the father and the alien. And we have a...

1:43:35 Seth MacFarlane Oh, you do the alien?

1:43:37 Seth MacFarlane Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:43:38 Adam Don't give too much away. Oh, but that's the Paul Lin.

1:43:41 Seth MacFarlane Yeah.

1:43:41 Seth MacFarlane Oh, do you do a Paul Lin?

1:43:42 Seth MacFarlane I do, yeah.

1:43:47 Caller May I have Ed Sullivan's show?

1:43:49 Caller There you go, Paul Lin.

1:43:52 Seth MacFarlane We have a great cast. Wendy Schall doing Francine as the mom. Dee Bradley Baker is an extremely talented voice over actor doing the Fish, German speaking Fish.

1:44:01 Seth MacFarlane Wow.

1:44:03 Seth MacFarlane My sister Rachel.

1:44:04 Seth MacFarlane Oh, really?

1:44:05 Seth MacFarlane Through no involvement of my own. Believe it or not, yeah. She's really, is the daughter. We had cast someone else in the network.

1:44:13 Seth MacFarlane They took her.

1:44:14 Seth MacFarlane The production said, just so you know, we'd like you to use Rachel. And Scott Grimes doing the son, Steve, who's on ER.

1:44:22 Adam We're going to take a little extendo break. Because we're way past due.

1:44:26 Caller In all my years, I've never heard you guys kiss as much ass in one night.

1:44:29 Seth MacFarlane More than Alex Baldwin, anyone else.

1:44:32 Adam I think I greased up Baldwin's ass.

1:44:35 Drew Not in the air as much as Seth. Not in the air so much.

1:44:37 Seth MacFarlane I'll take it.

1:44:38 Adam All right, so until next time, it's Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew, saying mahalo.

1:44:42 Seth MacFarlane And I'm going to be high.

1:44:47 Seth MacFarlane This has been Loveline.

1:44:51 Caller The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station.

1:44:59 Seth MacFarlane The producer for Loveline is Aningold.

1:45:01 Caller Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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