Episode 1000647962880

1:03 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

1:09 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:14 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:17 Voiceover With Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew, Board-Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist, Jonathan Davis from KORN.

1:34 Drew Shall be here, yes.

1:35 Adam Shall, should be. Producer Ann went out to go get him. That was Friday. I'm not sure where she is. She went, I think the gate got buzzed or something. She went out to go get him.

1:48 Drew No, it wasn't him.

1:49 Adam It could be foul play.

1:50 Drew It's losers, looking for him.

1:54 Adam Well, there could be treachery afoot, Drew. Anyway.

1:59 Drew Should I go out there and check?

2:00 Adam No. We'll be looking forward to seeing our old buddy, Jonathan Davis from Korn, who, now I'm reading this thing, it says Korn has not been in here since 1998.

2:12 Drew That makes sense to me.

2:13 Adam It does. It feels like it's been a while since Korn has been in here, but it doesn't feel like six years.

2:18 Drew I would have said five years. It's very hard to tell between four, five, and six.

2:22 Adam Well, still not six though.

2:24 Drew It's a long time. Six seems extra long, yeah. If I had to bet, I'd say four, actually, one, six.

2:31 Adam Here? Here he is. Oh, in the bathroom. All right. Jonathan Davis from Korn is shaking the dew off. His lily is going to be in here in just one second. Interpol is going to be in here tomorrow, and then Seth MacFarlane from the Family Guy is going to be in here on Tuesday. Drew, huge Family Guy fan. I am a huge Family Guy fan and have turned Drew into a huger Family Guy fan.

2:58 Drew Turned into a voice in the Family Guy.

3:00 Adam Now it's obnoxious.

3:02 Drew Am I kidding?

3:03 Adam Yeah. So what should we do? You want to take a call?

3:06 Drew Let's take this one call that's addressed to you.

3:08 Adam So as soon as I go to the phones, Jonathan's going to walk in.

3:10 Drew I know. But the more we wait, the more likely. There we go.

3:13 Adam There he is. Silky smooth. What's happening, Jonathan?

3:16 KoЯn How are you?

3:17 Adam Great. How are you doing?

3:19 KoЯn I'm doing good. Better now.

3:20 Adam Put your cans on there, buddy, and have a seat.

3:22 Drew When would you say you were last in here?

3:25 KoЯn I don't remember.

3:26 Adam That's a good rock answer.

3:29 Drew We don't either though.

3:31 Adam No. It's been a long time. It's been too long.

3:34 KoЯn We were at a different place over.

3:37 Adam Right.

3:37 KoЯn It's been a long, long time.

3:39 Adam Well, it says here six years, which I can't even believe.

3:44 KoЯn I can't. If it has been, it's flown.

3:46 Adam Yeah. It looks you look exactly the same.

3:48 KoЯn So do you.

3:49 Adam Thank you.

3:49 KoЯn That's great.

3:50 Adam Neither one of us look too good six years ago. But the point is, we're like a decent car that is held its value. Nothing too flashy. We're doing fine. Listen, we're guys. We don't have to look that great.

4:04 KoЯn No, we don't.

4:05 Adam Just got to make some money and earn the respect of your peers. Yes, Drew?

4:09 Drew Earn the respect.

4:10 Adam All right. What's happening, Jonathan?

4:12 KoЯn Nothing. Just getting ready for our greatest hits album to come out. We're doing that, getting ready, building our studio, getting ready to do a new record.

4:20 Adam Where are you building the studio?

4:22 KoЯn I'm over in Hollywood.

4:23 Adam Oh, yeah?

4:23 KoЯn Yeah.

4:24 Adam I went in, well, many years ago. Saw Korn advertising back in.

4:30 Drew Some house or something?

4:31 Adam The door got open. All right. All right. We got to figure out a way to get that door open so it doesn't make the clunk and maybe if everything wasn't made out of metal. Maybe that's it.

4:42 Drew I heard you signed a deal with Vivid Pictures.

4:44 KoЯn I did.

4:45 Adam What did you do?

4:46 KoЯn I'm getting ready to do a video of me and my wife going to direct.

4:49 Adam Oh, really? You need her to help you direct?

4:53 Drew She's going to be in it.

4:55 Adam She's going to be in it?

4:56 KoЯn No, she's not going to be in it.

4:57 Adam Let me tell you about that though. What happens is like you're directing and then you're having a few cocktails. The next thing you know, it's like out of the way, Shrimp. Let me show you how it's done.

5:06 KoЯn Oh, that would.

5:07 Adam It's going to happen.

5:08 KoЯn I hope it doesn't.

5:09 Adam It could happen. All right. So do you write the movie or just direct it?

5:13 KoЯn Write and direct.

5:13 Adam Are you write and direct it?

5:14 KoЯn Yeah, but there's not much to write. I don't believe in.

5:16 Adam Do you have a budget? Is it decent?

5:20 KoЯn It's decent.

5:21 Adam What do you shoot it on? Beside the comforter? Yeah, the comforter.

5:26 KoЯn I don't know. We haven't done it yet, but I believe we do it on like DV cameras.

5:30 Adam Yeah. And anybody in it, we know?

5:34 KoЯn Nobody. Not yet that I want to say.

5:36 Adam Are you going to go out?

5:37 KoЯn I still got to cast and do all that stuff.

5:38 Adam But I could imagine. And do you do like a corn soundtrack? Can you do that?

5:43 KoЯn I'm going to probably put a song that's not going to be corn. It'll just be me, stuff that I do on the side. But yeah, I'm going to do all that stuff.

5:49 Adam How about you cover my Taboo song? Oh, I mean Taboo 2, one of the greatest porn soundtracks ever. I'm guessing engineer Anderson is not around today.

6:01 Drew Anderson, you there? Can you pull it up for us? Problem or not? No.

6:07 Adam He's having problems with his machine. I'll give you a little taste of the old school flavor with the he has it all. Yes, he does. You know your bad songwriter, when you say something and then you go, oh, yeah, he does. Just listen to the words. He's singing about, now this is Taboo 2. She's singing about a guy nailing his sister and his mom.

6:33 KoЯn Yeah.

6:34 Adam Yeah.

6:34 KoЯn I remember that.

6:35 Adam But listen to the lyrics for a second. But listen to how he does it. Does it with style.

6:45 KoЯn Does it with style.

6:50 Adam That's just good.

6:51 KoЯn That'd be awesome.

6:52 Drew I'm going to try that.

6:53 KoЯn I think that you knew him. You got to get me that. I'll do this for fun anyway.

6:57 Adam You thought that you knew him. Well, maybe you did. That was the old, his name was Junior. But you don't. See, you thought he was just banging his girlfriend. Oh, no. He's nailing his sister and his mom. Yeah. He only reveals what he wants you to see.

7:11 KoЯn Yeah.

7:12 Adam You got to keep it on your hat when you're nailing your mom. I don't think it's the kind of thing where you have a windbreaker made up and go to school.

7:20 KoЯn Cool.

7:34 Adam You would want him to. Like, if you knew, like, if the word got out to the other 16-year-olds at his high school, his mom and his sister, his sister and his mom, you'd want a piece of that action.

7:45 KoЯn Definitely.

7:46 Adam Because that's how chicks are. They get hot when they hear, you know, they hear about a guy raping his mom. They're like, oh, yeah.

7:52 Drew That's for me.

7:53 KoЯn That's for me.

7:53 Adam That's for me. This is, this is exciting. I know your wife is, well, let's see. Now, I don't want to confuse her with Marilyn Manson's girlfriend or wife. But your wife does some, like, pin-up stuff or something?

8:08 KoЯn She used to be, yeah, she did some pin-up stuff. She did some stuff back in the past. But now, she's just really getting involved in the adult thing and want to make movies and show people how we view sex and just have fun with it.

8:25 Adam What's going to be different about a Jonathan Davis?

8:27 KoЯn I'm not trying to make it different. Oh, good. I'm just going to do a straight gonzo porn with no storyline because it doesn't need to be in there.

8:37 Adam Right.

8:38 KoЯn You can't tell me that-

8:39 Drew This porn is not going to be for the ladies.

8:41 KoЯn It's not for the ladies.

8:42 Adam No.

8:43 KoЯn No. No shots of the dude's faces because I hate that. Don't you hate that?

8:50 Adam If I had a nickel for every letter that I fired off and never sent after a poor orgasm. You know what I mean? It's like on the guy's face. Especially some of those guys got that weird dude they do with their chin out weird. Drew, you don't watch enough porn, but let me tell you something. They cut to the- I mean, look, let's be honest. I don't know how most guys view porn. You try to kind of sync up the orgasm for the most part.

9:18 Drew So they show guys having orgasms, but not girls having orgasms?

9:20 KoЯn No, no. I'm sure- They show both, but- They show both.

9:22 Adam Yeah, well, you never can't tell what-

9:24 KoЯn In the most odd times, they throw that shot at the dude's face.

9:26 Adam You never can't tell what the chick's doing, and it kind of depends.

9:28 Drew I'll bet you're not having an orgasm if you can't tell.

9:31 Adam Her? Probably not, but look, here's- She's so coked up, she doesn't know where she is, but here's the point.

9:37 Drew How dare you talk about Jonathan's actores that way?

9:39 KoЯn My actores, I know that my actores are that way. I wouldn't get them.

9:43 Adam That's right.

9:43 KoЯn They have to be that way.

9:44 Adam The point is, is I think Jonathan is saying what I'm saying, which is the guy, when the guy has the orgasm, it's sort of the crescendo of the scene, you know?

9:54 Drew Why is it when the girl has the orgasm?

9:56 Adam You're the director. They don't have one. Now listen, he's the director- They call him Pops. On the way. Yeah, yeah. That's their crescendo. And I try to time my fireworks display for the end, too. You see what I'm saying?

10:08 Drew But you don't want to see him when you're-

10:10 Adam That's the problem. It's right in the middle of my Piccolo Pete going off. I got to see this sweaty, proud guy. And Ron Jeremy, you know, they're guys you can handle. Peter North, all right, he's not a bad-looking kid. But you get that Ron Jeremy, the furled eyebrow, the bad mustache and the triple chin and gray puber, too. And it's like, oh, no. And they stay on the guy's face a long time. And then it's like you're beating off to the guy. Yeah.

10:38 KoЯn It gives you that weird feeling.

10:39 Adam And he gives you that weird feeling. And there's that point. There's a point where you can't turn back. You see what I'm saying?

10:47 KoЯn You can't put the brakes on it.

10:48 Adam Pilots talk about this. When you're taking a plane off, there's a certain point where it doesn't matter what happens. You're going. I don't care if things blow up and stuff. You can't slow down. You're gone. It's like 128 miles an hour or something. You're going. You get to that point. Boom. Ron Jeremy's face. What are you going to do? That's rape. Of course.

11:09 KoЯn Of course.

11:11 Adam KORN coming out with the best up. Now, is it a greatest hits? Is there best stuff and greatest hits? Are they the same?

11:18 KoЯn Same thing.

11:18 Adam And are there some new songs on the?

11:21 KoЯn We did a couple of covers. We did a cover of Word Up from Cameo.

11:24 Drew And we're going to play that as the first song.

11:26 KoЯn Oh, we are.

11:27 Adam All right.

11:27 KoЯn And then we did a cover of Another Brick in a Wall, which we incorporated parts one, two and three and Goodbye, Cruel World. So it's actually like four songs in one.

11:34 Adam Wow, Drew, how old are we getting? We're here for corn's greatest hits.

11:41 KoЯn It's right.

11:42 Adam Drew, you're here 15 years before there was corn. Now you're here for corn's greatest hits.

11:47 KoЯn Yeah.

11:47 Adam You were here when corn was niblets, baby corn. That's right. Yeah. The stuff that the Chinese pisses you off and is floating around in the chair. What is this stuff? Baby corn. Yeah. But no one wants that, do they? I think it just takes up a lot of room and it looks good. No one ever. I don't like eating the corn part.

12:07 Drew It's good when it's cold. The way you heat it.

12:10 Adam None of it's good.

12:11 Drew No. John says no.

12:12 Adam All right. Let's keep a rock in here. Wait a minute. I don't want to talk to this guy. Let's talk to one.

12:18 Drew One, one, one, one.

12:19 Adam Victoria?

12:20 Drew Yeah?

12:20 Adam You're 18?

12:22 Caller I am 18.

12:23 Adam What's up?

12:25 Caller The other week I lost my virginity and I didn't really know what I was doing. So when I put the condom on, I put it on upside down.

12:37 Drew Upside down?

12:38 Adam What's up? Inside out.

12:40 KoЯn Inside out?

12:41 Drew So you rolled it. It wasn't really unfurling properly. It was sort of being unscooped.

12:46 Caller Yeah, that's right.

12:48 Drew Because you can unfurl them from the inside, you know, you can kind of.

12:51 Adam Yeah, roll them.

12:53 Drew It's not that big a deal.

12:54 I didn't undo it or anything. I just realized it was on upside down. And then I turned it back around and rolled it down and used it.

13:04 Adam There might be some stuff on the other side of it.

13:08 Drew Probably, I can't think of any reason that would have been a problem had you just put it on inside out. Then you might lubricate the inside, maybe be more slippery or likely to slip off that way if it was a lubricated condom. But having switched it around, his penis might have leaked a little bit and got a little bit on the tip there. Yeah. Well, it's always important. I think it's always a good idea to keep that morning after pill around if there's any question, you just take it.

13:32 Adam Yeah, she's not pregnant.

13:34 Drew I think you're not as well. But if it was in 72 hours, if it is now within 72 hours of that encounter, you can still get that oral contraceptive, the morning after pill.

13:44 Adam Jonathan.

13:45 Drew Yeah.

13:45 Adam And we're done with you, Drew. Condoms on your porn actors?

13:48 KoЯn Condom only.

13:49 Adam Condom only?

13:50 KoЯn Yeah.

13:50 Adam Interesting.

13:51 KoЯn And over 21.

13:53 Adam Over 21, not 18. Interesting. Why over 21?

13:57 KoЯn Because I think when girls get in the business that early, they really don't know what they're doing. I think once you're 21, you know what you're doing.

14:04 Adam There's a big difference between 18 and 21, by the way.

14:07 Drew Yes, yes.

14:08 KoЯn So I'm not going to be responsible for when someone with a little girl is left or something. I don't want that coming back.

14:13 Adam Smart.

14:13 KoЯn That's the way me and my wife do it.

14:14 Adam That's good karma. And then what about the condom?

14:20 KoЯn Condom only. That's just how it is now. It's not like back when I was a kid when you could get away with doing that. It's time to promote safe sex and that's the only way to do it.

14:33 Adam Over 21 in condoms. Very responsible. I don't know why condoms screw up. People don't like watching condoms that much though. I mean they got to take them off and finish up. By the way, that move, there was a... Why? Let me explain something.

14:49 Drew Why did they have to do that?

14:50 Adam Because that's what people spend the money on.

14:54 Drew You have to have evidence that there's actual fluid being emitted. Oh, please. By the way, you've just been complaining that you don't want to see any of that.

14:59 Adam I don't want to see the guy's face. I don't want to see the guy's...

15:01 Drew You want to see his emissions, but you don't want to see his face? I mean what is going on here?

15:06 Adam How dare you, Drew?

15:08 Drew I'm just trying to square it like that.

15:10 Adam It's not his emissions I'm looking at. It's all of mankind's emissions. It's mine.

15:15 Drew Exactly. It's his.

15:16 Adam Jonathan's.

15:17 Drew We are the world.

15:18 Adam Engineer Chris's sort of... Man, not really. It's every man's, you know, it's Dan's. That's me. You understand?

15:24 Drew It's you.

15:25 KoЯn Marking your territory.

15:26 Drew Yeah, but it's not you. It's some other guy.

15:28 Adam Well, it's really not me when I'm looking at the guy's puss.

15:30 Drew It's the same guy. Fluids. Whatever.

15:34 Adam Here's all I'm saying. The move, because there are some porns done with condoms more and more these days. The move to get the condom off and to make the move, you know, to make the finishing move, it reminds me of, and guys are getting good at it, for a while, like in the 50s, there's a guy who played major league baseball with one arm. And he would, you know, he would catch the ball in just a blink of an eye, tuck the mitt under the gimp arm and then grab the ball and whip it in and could play outfield and throw the ball just as fast as the guys who didn't, maybe a tenth of a second less. That's the kind of move these guys are doing with the condoms now. See what I'm saying, Drew?

16:13 Drew I got it.

16:13 Adam They're getting good.

16:14 Drew Major leaguers.

16:14 Adam Never the same as the guy with two arms, but pretty damn good.

16:18 Drew Does anybody ever do any research on what people want to watch?

16:22 KoЯn I don't know if there's a researcher.

16:23 Drew You know what I mean? It seems like people buy whatever you give them, but there may be something that really has a superior appeal. Some for women, some for men, and no one really looks in.

16:32 Adam Don't worry about the products. Haley? You're 15? What's up?

16:39 Caller Hey, first, can I say something?

16:42 Adam Yes.

16:44 Caller Drew, Adam, I love you guys. I've learned so much from the show, and you guys are very entertaining to listen to.

16:50 Thank you. Drew, I-

16:52 Adam Hold on. Let me say this. Haley, you're 15? You were 9 when Corin was in here last.

16:57 Caller Yeah, I know.

16:58 Adam Wow. Baby teeth, no period, no nothing. Uncomfortable.

17:04 Drew What else did you want to say?

17:08 Caller I really love Corin, and Project Revolution was excellent.

17:11 KoЯn Thank you.

17:13 Caller Anyway, I heard you guys were going to release another DVD thing like Deuce and Who Then Now?

17:18 KoЯn Uh-huh.

17:20 Caller And I was wondering what exactly was going to be on it, and I heard, I thought you said your house was going to be on it.

17:26 KoЯn We haven't got that together yet. The next thing we're releasing DVD-wise is the CBGB show we did in New York, a free show. I'm not sure when the actual release date is on that, but it'll be sometime pretty soon.

17:41 Drew All righty.

17:41 Adam All right, Haley. Thank you. Take your time. You're building a studio in Hollywood, did you say?

17:47 KoЯn Yeah, it's already there. It's a recording studio.

17:50 Adam Do you guys own it?

17:52 KoЯn We ran it.

17:53 Adam Oh, I see. But you have to sort of stock it with your stuff?

17:56 KoЯn Yeah, I got to put our stuff in and vibe it out, get it ready for us to create.

17:59 Adam You ever been in a recording studio, Drew? Uh-uh. Let me tell you the theme they take on. Always this sort of Middle Eastern kind of vibe. India.

18:08 Drew No, it's Indian, with the Indian brands and stuff.

18:10 Adam Oh, it's Indian, yeah.

18:11 Drew What is that?

18:12 Adam There's a little falafel vibe going on there.

18:13 Drew Ever since Ravi Shankar played a...

18:15 Adam Yeah, it's a lot of Afghan rugs, a lot of candles, a lot of brass elephants.

18:20 Drew You understand, that makes those of us that actually live through that stuff skin crawl.

18:25 Adam Oh, no. No, but it smells like patchouli and incense, and it's that very... Yeah, it's that Indian vibe.

18:33 Drew It's that...

18:35 Adam There's never an Ikea vibe, it's not the Swedes they go after, it's the Indians. It might be funny. Oh, we got a lot of white laminate, and we have very sleek, very modern, lots of brushed stainless steel.

18:46 Drew No, there's always pillows.

18:48 Adam Pillows, yes. Maybe acoustically...

18:50 Drew Sort of curtains-like.

18:51 Adam Maybe Indians are better acoustically. Think about it. Think about Indians. First off, their hair is four feet long. Guy's got that huge turban. Acoustically, that is very strong, like having one of those windsock things on the microphone. It's like wearing one of those on your head. Think about it. The women wear the gowns, again, very strong acoustically. Their hair is like nine feet long. They got that dot that can... Sometimes your forehead, something will bounce off it. That thing will absorb it. It's a felt dot. It absorbs sound.

19:22 Drew That's an acoustic one. That reflects sound.

19:23 KoЯn It'll reflect it.

19:24 Adam Yeah, you think, Ian, all the sandals and all that whole vibe, the pillows and all the draping stuff.

19:29 Drew None of that comes into the room. It's all a bunch of stoners and people visiting.

19:33 Adam Yeah, you look at those guys. Yeah. Yeah, but they're making use of the hookah pipe.

19:37 Drew Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Maybe that's where the connection comes from.

19:40 Adam Yeah, they all... All the ones have that Indian vibe now, and then the ones in the 70s had the ski chalet vibe. All the rustic wood.

19:48 Drew Well, that's what the old Westwood One studio was fashioned after. The old wood.

19:52 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

19:54 Drew All the crappy old wood. Now, what was the thing that Ravi Shankar played?

19:57 Adam Sitar.

19:58 Drew Sitar. It's one of those since 1978.

20:01 Adam Yeah. Well, you're not gonna...

20:03 All right.

20:04 Adam I don't want to talk to David. He wants to know why I hate my dad.

20:06 I want to talk to him.

20:08 Adam David.

20:09 Caller Hi.

20:11 Adam You're 14?

20:12 Caller Yeah.

20:13 Adam What's up?

20:15 Caller I was just wondering why you hate your dad so much, because like...

20:18 Adam I don't hate him. I don't hate him. I just, you know, I tolerate him. I got this radio show so I could abuse him a little bit. That's all. Any other questions?

20:28 Caller Yeah. Can you play like that Dr. Drew in the Hizzy thing?

20:32 Adam Yeah.

20:33 Drew Oh, that... Crank Yanker?

20:35 Adam If you... Oh, hold on. Does he want to hear the whole thing or does he just want to hear the trunk?

20:38 Dr. Drew in the Hizzy!

20:40 The whole thing.

20:41 Adam He wants to hear the whole thing. Oh, boy. That's too much for Anderson. Yes, Anderson?

20:49 Drew It's Sunday.

20:50 I've been watching football all day, bro.

20:51 Adam Give Jonathan... He's drunk again.

20:54 Drew So hammered, man. I'm cool, guys. No, I just... I got to search for it.

21:00 Adam Yeah.

21:00 Drew I was believing you for a second there, Anderson.

21:02 Adam Got to give Jonathan a little taste of Drew in the hood. Sarah?

21:07 Caller Yes.

21:08 Adam You're 20?

21:09 Caller Yeah. Hi. First of all, I want to say I love you guys so much.

21:13 Adam Thanks.

21:14 Caller You guys are awesome.

21:16 Drew What's happening?

21:18 Caller Well, my boyfriend and I are sexually active, and lately, I've been feeling... I guess the feeling is feeling pregnant. I'm not sure if I am. I don't know really what all the symptoms are, but like yesterday, I was craving nachos really, really bad for some reason.

21:38 Drew Did you stop having your period? Huh? Have you stopped having your period?

21:42 Caller Well, I was supposed to get it today, and I haven't gotten it yet.

21:46 Adam Do you crave stuff when you're pregnant, or is that just one of those...

21:49 Drew No, sometimes you do, but not in the first week. Not typically.

21:53 Adam And you crave stuff all the time anyway. You just don't really think about it. You just go get it, right?

21:58 Drew Yeah, but women, you know, when you're starting to take on another circulatory system, your metabolic demands are really amazing. And so, yeah, they want to eat. Their body sort of puts out all kinds of cravings for high calorie foods.

22:10 Caller I mean, like, I'm on birth control, but, like, my mom and I went to Italy at the beginning of the month, and I got birth control there just because I had run out, like, the first day I got there, and I didn't have any extra to bring with me, so I went to this pharmacy and they gave me some over-the-counter birth control.

22:30 Adam Why did you need, you just needed to stay on the pill? I mean, what was your mom doing to you over there?

22:36 Caller My mom freaks out if I'm not taking birth control, so, but we were there taking cooking classes.

22:44 Adam Now I'm going to kill my mom. Can you believe, hold on a second. You hear these things, Jonathan, you're from Bakersfield. I'm guessing your parents just sort of put you in a basket and threw you in the street when you were nine. Like everyone else in Bakersfield.

22:56 Drew They would have put him in a river if it weren't a freaking desert.

22:59 Adam They put him in the Rock River. Hope someone picked him up. But the thing is, is, and Drew, even though your family has a few dollars and we're decent people, still this kind of stuff is out of the question, right?

23:10 Drew It wasn't even thought of back then. Yeah.

23:13 Adam Yeah, like once in a while I hear about these guys and I'm like, yeah, me and my dad, we went up and climbed Half Dome. It was, it took about seven days, but we did a lot of free climbing. It's like, you and your dad? They go like, yeah, me and my mom went to Italy and we took cooking classes. We were there for about six weeks. It doesn't work.

23:35 KoЯn What?

23:35 Adam It doesn't.

23:36 KoЯn How does that feel?

23:38 Drew Is that fun?

23:39 Caller Was it fun?

23:40 Drew Yeah.

23:43 Caller I'm not really into cooking, so I mean, it was kind of boring when I didn't really understand all the technical cooking.

23:49 Drew We're talking more about the part about being with your mom in Italy. Was that something enjoyable?

23:53 Caller It was really fun because we got to see Florence and Sienna.

23:57 Drew You didn't want to throttle each other after a few days? Oh, yeah.

24:01 Caller All right. Towards the end of the two weeks, I was just like, I need to get home. This is driving me nuts.

24:09 Adam Your parents rich?

24:10 Caller No. My grandfather passed away last year and we've been saving up. My sister went on a cruise for her graduation present and I only got a camera for my graduation present, so my mom thought it would only be fair to take me to Italy with her.

24:23 Adam Your grandfather, hold on, your grandfather passed away, so you've been saving up or you've been spending his money?

24:32 Drew He's been saving up. David's spending.

24:35 Adam All right. So you've not been saving up, he saved the money and now you're spending it, right?

24:41 Caller We're saving some of it, but we're spending some of it too.

24:44 Adam How much money did he leave you guys?

24:47 Caller I'm not exactly sure because my mom never really told us.

24:51 Adam What do you think? A hundred grand?

24:54 Caller What's that?

24:55 Adam A hundred grand?

24:56 Caller No, I think more like three hundred grand.

24:58 Adam Ooh. What do you guys, you guys didn't have any money before then? We were, we were like good, you know, we were fair off.

25:10 Drew They weren't going to Italy for cooking classes.

25:13 Adam Right. So you didn't want grandpa to die, but if someone was to die, better should be someone who leaves you three hundred grand.

25:21 Caller Well, we didn't even know he had that money, so.

25:23 Adam Yeah, and everyone says that.

25:24 Drew Better surprise.

25:25 Adam That's great. So you didn't know how much you loved him.

25:28 Drew Well, Sarah, here's the deal. Get a pregnancy test. I assume they gave you the same birth control pill you were on. I imagine. Let me ask her real quick. Did you hand your birth control pill over to the pharmacist in Italy and they gave you something equivalent?

25:42 Caller Well, it was. I take orthotricyclin.

25:45 Drew Did they give you something equivalent?

25:47 Caller Yeah, except it was a twenty one day pill like cycle rather than twenty eight days.

25:52 Drew That's fine. Same thing.

25:53 Adam All right.

25:54 Drew Well, good. So you should be not pregnant, hopefully, if you took it properly.

25:57 All right, baby doll.

25:59 Adam I couldn't imagine going and going to Europe like I talked to my parents on the phone. How are you doing?

26:05 Good.

26:06 Adam How are you? Fine.

26:08 Drew How are you doing?

26:13 Adam I got to go.

26:13 Drew But you know, the other thing that travel never included experiences.

26:17 Adam I wouldn't know what to do on the plane. I'd have to sit in a different part of the plane. Of course, Mr. Corolla, you paid for a first class. Yeah, I'm going to go back and coach. Is there head back there? I'm going to try to dry myself in the toilet.

26:29 Drew But people never ever in those days thought about doing things. There were no experiences when you arrive. You'd go to the museums. You'd see the sites. You wouldn't go to cooking class.

26:37 Adam Arrived where?

26:39 Drew But even if you were to take a family voyage somewhere, you wouldn't go and have an experience when you got there.

26:44 Adam No. All right. Jonathan Davis here tonight from Corn. The new CD, the Corn's Greatest Hits, Bottom One is coming out on the 5th. Where is it? Seventh? No, fifth. It's their seventh CD. That's what I want to say. Take a quick break. Be right back after this. Hey everyone, it's Love Line. I'm Adam. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Jonathan Davis is here tonight from KORN. The greatest hits filing one is going to hit the stores. October 57th, says here.

27:51 Drew It looks like the 57H.

27:53 Adam Oh, yes. No, I know you're screwing with the producer, Ian. October 5th, everybody. That is coming up. That's Tuesday, Drew. That is a week from Tuesday. Oh, yes. One week from Tuesday is when it hits the stores. Y'all, we're going to hear something off the new CD, which is called 57. No, it's the Corn's greatest hits filing one. Am I boring you, Drew? Always. So we're going to hear something off of that CD in a second. I think what we'll do is take a call, and then we'll hear a corn song. Yes. Chrissy? What's up, baby doll?

28:34 I have a problem.

28:36 Caller First of all, I just want to say you guys are awesome, and Corn is an awesome band. Well, I called about three, four weeks ago because I had a really bad rash from using Nair.

28:51 Adam That's right.

28:52 Caller I don't know if you remember that.

28:53 But.

28:54 Adam Yes, we do.

28:56 Caller After you told me to use cortisone and I did and in about a week it went away. But I didn't like so I been trying I want to get rid of all the pubic hair because like my boyfriend and I both agree that just better not to have it and I don't really want to have any. So I tried shaving before, but it never really worked out because then I'd get a pretty bad rash. So then I turned in there and for a while.

29:25 Adam I've got to cut her off. She has that cadence of the dead sea teenager. I was thinking, when you hear that cadence 20 years ago or even 15 years ago, I was like, and then me and Nancy went to Nutsberry Farm, and then we met some guys there. One of them tried to kiss me and I got grossed out. So we went in Road Splash Mountain, and then for now it's that same cadence. So I was cutting my pubes off because my boyfriend, he likes it clean down there. It's the weird teenage cadence, but instead of replace the cute guy you met at the mall, tried to hold his hands.

30:03 Drew Weird sexual behaviors and piercings. And self-mutilation.

30:07 Adam And she got a strap on it, and then he got a butt plug. It's like, huh? What are you supposed to be talking about? Guys, like in movies and proms, and it's that cadence.

30:19 Drew Here's the deal, that stuff that's supposed to be there, stop it, stop it. Come on, Chrissy.

30:25 Caller Yeah?

30:26 Adam Stop sessing on your vagina.

30:28 Caller Hey.

30:32 Adam Hey?

30:34 Caller Well, I'm going to try to give it up anyways, but I want to know what I can do to like not get a rat.

30:42 Drew There's nothing you can do except stop shaving so close and stop using chemicals on that area.

30:47 Adam How old's your boyfriend? 17. He should be happy with anything that's presented to him.

30:53 Drew That's absolutely true, but Chris, you can use a clipper, like little hair clippers, and that will not give you a rash.

31:01 Adam Let me tell you something, too. The idea of just getting tons of free sex at 17 should be good enough for a guy. It's like your dad getting you a Corvette on your 16th birthday and you're pissed because there's no giant bow on the hood. Like, oh, come on, dad, where's the novelty size bow?

31:18 Drew Or more like you didn't put some sort of pinstriping on it that I wanted. It's crazy.

31:23 Adam You should be excited to have what you got.

31:25 Drew Oh, my God.

31:27 Adam See, the guys are pushing the envelope now.

31:29 Drew They're spoiled.

31:30 Adam They're spoiled. They're not hungry. They don't have the eye of the tiger that we had back then. We were hungry. Yes, Drew? There wasn't much to go around. You know what I'm saying? There were a handful of girls that were willing to have sex. We were like seagulls when they find a piece of fish head. Everyone's going after the same thing. One picks it up for a while, runs it, drops it. The other grabs it. Keep going. There weren't fish heads falling from the sky.

31:58 Drew Let's hear a corn song.

31:59 Adam Yeah, let's hear a corn song, everybody. Let's go.

32:02 Drew Let's break it down. A new record, though, there will be a song called Fish Head Falling From the Sky.

32:05 Adam Yeah, and he's got it all from Taboo 2. All right, everyone, this is off the greatest hits CD, Volume 1. It is coming out on October 5th, everybody. And the first song is called Word Up. Yeah, corn, everybody.

35:18 KoЯn Originally?

35:19 Adam Yeah.

35:19 KoЯn Cameo.

35:20 Adam Oh, cameo, yeah. Oh yeah, I busted a move or two to that one. Absolutely. Corn, new CD coming out on October 5th. It's the greatest hits. Got a question about bagpipes for Jonathan. Mario?

35:38 Yeah.

35:39 Adam You're 22?

35:40 Caller Yeah.

35:41 Adam What's up?

35:42 Caller Yeah, I just wanted to know. I know that the CD is going to be a while from now, but on the next album, I was wondering if there was going to be more bagpipes and more screaming.

35:56 KoЯn I don't know yet, but bagpipes, yeah, because I was like, it's fun to do one song with the bagpipes in there, because people love it so much and I like playing them. I'm sure there will be some screaming in there. I'm not sure what we're going to do yet. I know we're going to go and experiment again, and take some time out and write some different kind of songs. We've been experimenting with doing some guitar solo kind of stuff, and stuff we've never done before. So we're really excited. We just got to get in the studio, get it done, and get writing. So it'll be good.

36:26 Adam Good times. Thanks there, Mario.

36:29 Caller Hey, can I get another question in?

36:31 Adam Real fast. All right, come on.

36:35 Caller Also on the 100 notes, take a look in the mirror, it says it's produced by Corne and Jonathan Davis. I was wondering what that was.

36:45 KoЯn I did all the no glory work. Basically, it's all editing, all that kind of stuff. So that's why I said that.

36:50 Adam Yeah, because let's face it, they're lazier band members and then they're the motivators. Believe me, as the lazy part of a partnership, I know. It's just that's the way it works. Yeah, all you care is as long as you whack the money up, knock yourself out, give yourself some credit. You know what I'm saying?

37:11 Drew In fact, you sort of stand aloof going, you guys aren't very healthy, you're overworking.

37:15 Adam Yeah, you're working too hard.

37:16 Drew Whatever.

37:17 Adam Yeah, let's all relax.

37:18 Drew Enjoy.

37:19 Adam No, but it's true. I mean, is there a partnership or even a group thing where somebody doesn't take the lead? I think it's impossible. Five people land on the island at the same time. Inevitably, one person is going to say, look, let's go this way and sort of emerge as that leader. What I'm saying is, is I'm the guy walking behind him, cupping his nuts.

37:42 Drew That's what I'm saying. There's sort of a natural leader. You understand, Drew? There's a natural leader that people want to follow them as a person that wants to be the leader. You're the natural slacker.

37:52 Adam I am the natural slacker. Well, let me explain something about the Corollas. We are born followers. You know what I mean? My dad was, and his dad, and his dad before them, Lemmings. They were great followers to Corollas. They just like, you know, they're just like dogs. Hey, you want to go over here? That's the way they go. Yeah. That's the problem with this show, Drew. There's no leader.

38:15 Drew You're right.

38:16 Adam There's no, there's no, there's no boss. There's no master here.

38:20 Drew Well, Jonathan can serve with it tonight. Oh, Chris.

38:23 KoЯn Yeah, Chris.

38:23 Adam Chris, you can, you can captain this ship, yes?

38:27 KoЯn Very much so.

38:30 Adam Good.

38:30 Drew I feel so relieved.

38:32 Adam Affirmative would have been a better, would have been better. But that's good.

38:37 Caller All right.

38:38 Adam We're going into the rocks. Jessica. You're 19?

38:42 Caller Yeah, I'm 19.

38:43 Caller How are you guys?

38:44 Adam We're good.

38:45 Caller Can I say hi to Jonathan?

38:48 Caller Hello. Hi.

38:49 Drew I love you so much.

38:51 Caller I'm like your biggest fan. So I actually had a question for you guys. I was, maybe like two years ago, I was with an ex-boyfriend of mine and he got infected with genital warts by a former girlfriend of his. I was actually exposed to it and I got tested for it and the gynecologist said that I tested negative for it, which is kind of hard to believe just because I was totally exposed to it. I actually slept with my friend and I don't know if there's a way that I could give it to him because she said that I still might have it in my system but you'll never find out. I will never find out unless I have an outburst.

39:39 Drew Yes, it's an interesting problem. Yeah, I don't know.

39:43 Adam So you could be a mule. You could be carrying this stuff. You could be harboring it.

39:47 Drew If you were going to be completely honest with your boyfriend, you ought to put him on notice. You know, I test it, I've done it, you can't.

39:52 Caller He's not my boyfriend, though. He's my friend.

39:54 Drew Well, you're friend anyway. You know what? Jessica, the reality is that the incidence of this virus is so common, at least 30 to 50 percent in people your age in urban centers. So the probability is he's been exposed already anyway if he's sexually active.

40:09 Adam Wow, but that's not a good answer.

40:10 Drew I'm just saying.

40:11 Caller The gynecologist said that I'll probably never have an outburst, and I actually tested negative. I forgot what it was called.

40:23 Drew Well, here's the deal. You can tell him that you've been tested. You've done everything you can. He ought to be aware he's taking some risk, but he's taking some risk whenever he's with anybody. Probably more risk with other people than with you because you've at least been tested.

40:35 Adam But if she is a carrier of this...

40:37 Drew They think she's not a carrier.

40:39 Adam They think she has it, but she doesn't have outbreak.

40:42 Caller No, they said I was completely negative of everything.

40:44 Drew They don't have any evidence at all.

40:45 Adam Well, then what?

40:46 Drew Because the thing is that you can't always detect it, is what she's saying. So maybe there's something there. She knows she was exposed, so she's trying to be extra fastidious about this.

40:54 Adam I thought she was saying that you could pass it on even if you don't have an outbreak.

40:58 Drew The question is though, even though she had absolutely no detectable evidence by the means by which she was tested, is it possible that she still has it? And the answer is yes, it's possible, but it's not likely.

41:08 Adam Well, some people have it, don't have outbreaks, and pass it on though, right?

41:12 Drew Correct, but those people should test when they have their pap smear and have the different testing done. You should see it.

41:17 Adam Well, then look, you got a note from your doctor, you're in the clear.

41:21 Drew Well, you're not completely in the clear, but you can at least tell them, look, I've done everything possible, I've checked it out.

41:25 Caller Why is it like you're not completely out of clear, but then I could, and then I can't, because it shows it to me.

41:33 Drew The tests aren't perfect.

41:35 Adam I don't think you have to have, I think, if you go to the doctor and the doctor says, look, we gave you the test and it's negative, you're now off the hook in terms of the very uncomfortable conversation you were going to have with the person.

41:47 Drew At the very least, you've taken responsibility and done everything you possibly can.

41:50 Adam What if they ever call you out? You go, well, look, I went to the doctor, I got a test.

41:54 Drew But she wants to be, I said, she wants to be extra fastidious, so have the conversation with them about exactly what the results had your boyfriend had.

42:00 Adam I will laminate my test results and put them right in the brim of my fedora. Like, where they used to say press.

42:05 Drew Press, yeah, yeah, be nice.

42:07 Adam That's great. It's good for the airport because there's a picture of you on there. You don't have to get your license out all the time. How many extra licenses are lost now? Think about it. Hold on a second. Oh, I've got something to say about license. We've got to take a break. The point is, your license used to stay in your wallet. It used to be able to just go from point A to point B. Now it's getting brought out and put back and brought out and every time you whip it out and put it back, it stays up. First off, you're showing me a chick's wallet. That is your wife's wallet or possibly your mom's wallet. Where is your wife?

42:38 Drew I want to show you something and there's a story behind this deal with the fact that I am gay. Why do you look like a nerd?

42:42 Adam All right, hold on a second. Drew is showing me both his licenses.

42:45 Drew Two licenses. How about, why would I have two licenses?

42:48 Adam I'll explain to you why I have no license in a moment. How about that? All right. Jonathan, we're going to need to see some ID. Jonathan Davis here from Corn and I. We'll take a quick break. The new CD coming out October 5th and we'll be right back after this.

43:08 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191 The Love Line will be right.

43:42 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Jonathan Davis here tonight from Korn.

43:50 Drew Two licenses.

43:51 Adam The-

43:52 Drew Two licenses.

43:53 Adam All right. Well, let me say this. Hold on a second. The best of CD is coming out on the 5th. That's October 5th with Korn's Greatest Hits, Volume 1. All right. Now the license. Now, Drew, you have two licenses. Let's check my wallet to see how many I have because-

44:10 Drew I have two because I thought I lost my license, found it again today, shoved it up. Oh, look, no license.

44:16 Adam Big zero. Let me explain why I don't have a license. Let me tell you what you ought to do with your license, Drew.

44:22 Drew I'm listening.

44:22 Adam You should take the one and put it in your toiletry bag or something so you know where it is. Yeah. Then the other, you should shove up your ass.

44:31 Drew Okay.

44:31 Adam Okay. Let me write this down. The one that's not laminated and you can kind of taco. That's the one that needs to go in.

44:40 Drew Got it.

44:40 Adam Yeah. The one that says donor needs to go up there. Okay.

44:45 Drew It's because it's funny.

44:46 Adam It's funny. It's funny that I'm digging that out. All right. Well, first off, I lost my wallet in Europe a few months back, as you know, at the Cabaret with Jimmy and a company a few months back, then finally got the new license. By the way, let me ask you this. Just on the cosmic level, had the other license for like nine years, lost it after nine years, got the new license. Why is the over-under on the new license four weeks, maybe five weeks before you lose it again? How did you hang on? Do you get some sort of license losing momentum now, like I'm on a cosmic license losing role or something?

45:31 Drew It's proved that random events segregate non-randomly.

45:33 Adam Right. Nine years of the same one, this one makes it's barely dry. Yeah. Here's what I did. I did this celebrity blackjack tournament thing. They filmed down in Hollywood. I did it last Saturday. I went all in on hand 15 and naturally lost as I tend to do. So now I'm sitting there in between the three quasi celebrities. I include myself in the quasi celebrity department. I'm pulling my wallet out, I'm pulling my card out, I'm just screwing around and we take a break. So I put the wallet down on the thing and I go take a leak and I come back and I open the wallet, my license is gone. What happened to my license? The celebrity chick next to me says, they pulled it out, they didn't want you waving it around and showing it on camera. I said, all right, well, why don't they just stuff it, slide it back into one of the slots? Well, they took it out. All right. Anyway, we're filming again.

46:27 Drew You forget.

46:28 Adam Two hours goes by, a couple of cocktails, and then they were like, great job, Adam. We'll see you later. I get home. Wait a minute, my brand new license, where it's gone? Call the guys. Never heard of it. I have no idea. It's hard to tell. Can't tell. There were a lot of guys running around. And then we screwed the story up a little bit. You know what? So you took it out. And then you did what with it? You cut a line of coke and then you did it off a hooker's ass. And then you flush it down the toilet when you thought you heard the cop. No, somebody took it out of the. Oh, so I have no idea where my new license is. And it's now gone. And I'm hoping it's with my old license. In heaven.

47:05 Drew In heaven. They'll be there to go happy.

47:07 Adam Same picture of me right next to each other. Jonathan, you got your license?

47:11 KoЯn Yes, I do.

47:12 Adam Yeah. License to rock. License to rock, that is.

47:15 KoЯn License to rock.

47:16 Adam All right. Jonathan Davis here from KORN. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Hello. This is your radio. Drew. What are women most attracted to?

47:29 Drew Confident guys.

47:30 Adam That's right. You can't buy that confidence. At least you couldn't until now.

47:33 Drew What do we got?

47:34 Adam You got Axe deodorant body spray.

47:36 Drew Oh, my God.

47:37 Adam Spray that on. It's like slathering on the confidence.

48:08 Caller Yeah, everybody.

48:10 Adam Mover and Shaker, Dr. Drew over here. He gets it for you. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-191, Jonathan Davis, dear, dear friend here from Korn. Oh, yes.

48:21 Drew Oh, yes, he does.

48:22 Adam Oh, yes, he does. He's got it all. The Greatest Hits, Volume 1, is coming out on October 5th. That is a week from this Tuesday. And I think we're talking a little earlier about Dr. Drew on my beloved Crank Yankers, Tuesday Nights, Comedy Central. Shall I step out? No, I think it's fine. Somebody wanted to hear the call that Drew and I did where we were... We told a caller we were getting Loveline the TV show back on the air. It's just that MTV's changed direction a little, wanted Drew to have a little more of an urban flair.

49:00 Drew Dr. Drew in the hizzy. But I have trouble listening to this. Without the puppets, it's even worse. Can I just kind of skew it? Go ahead, step out.

49:08 Adam Step out.

49:08 Drew Enjoy.

49:16 Adam Is Bo in?

49:19 Caller Okay, hold on.

49:21 Adam All right. Bo, this is Adam Carolla. You know the show Loveline, right? Yeah, good. Are you in a room that's quiet, where we can talk a little bit?

49:33 KoЯn Why don't you wear a Jack-Off?

49:35 Adam Yeah, go wear a Jack-Off. Yeah, go wear a Jack-Off. All right, you there?

49:40 Drew We're in the park.

49:42 Adam So Bo, what we're doing here is, we're putting together a tape for MTV, because we're trying to get the show back on the air. Oh, hell yeah, man. And we're going to have Drew kind of hip it up a little, be a little more urban, okay?

49:55 Drew Dr. Drew in the hissy.

49:57 Adam All right. So let's just take it like a regular Loveline call and we'll just start at the beginning. Bo, 18, you're on Loveline. What's your problem?

50:06 Caller Well, the problem is I have no sex life.

50:09 Drew But why don't you got no play, playa? I don't know. So you ain't hitting the skins.

50:14 Caller Yeah.

50:15 Drew Motherfucker. You undoubtedly are looking to get the throbbing guzzle. You see I'm saying? In the meantime, you're sitting in the hissy by yourself, thinking about a little arreola, a little palooza action. In the meantime, your dong ain't doing its shit. And hey, we heard when the call picked up, you got all those shorties running around there. You got to get out there and get your bitch spunk drunk. You feeling me? You church, you feeling me? If you had a hissy, you'd be out of the house. I'm telling you, nigger, that it would put you into the mode where you would have no problem to get that freaky shit going. 24-7, flowin semen here in your house. In your hissy, for chizzy.

50:54 Caller Just talk the way you want to.

50:56 Drew So I don't have to use all that freaky tore-up-the-ass, Ariella Palooza, Muffio Tang, throbbing guzzle crap in the ass shit, right?

51:03 Caller Fuck them. Who gives a shit what they want?

51:05 Drew Look, motherfucker, I'm telling you, don't be a player hater, because when you tap her in the ass, you ain't going to be interested in pistol-robbing no more, and the digit is Dizzle, and in the hissy for cheesy is going to be great on the QT for real.

51:19 Caller All right.

51:20 Drew All right. Peace out.

51:22 Adam Peace out. All right, someone tell Drew he can come back in.

51:25 KoЯn Spunk drunk.

51:26 Adam Yeah, he gets uncomfortable when we do that in front of black ass especially. And tell Dr. Drew he's allowed to come back in the hissy. Would you please? Yeah. All right. Hey, nice job, buddy.

51:40 Drew Well done. Cheers, mate.

51:42 Adam I tell people you were just reading phonetically off a dry erase board. It was really like when the Beatles sung like Help in German.

51:52 Drew Yeah.

51:52 Adam You know what I mean? They didn't know what they were saying.

51:54 Drew You had a hissy. You'd be out of the house.

52:02 Adam John? 25, what's up?

52:09 Drew Did you say Don or John?

52:11 Adam It's actually John.

52:14 Caller My question is actually for Dr. Drew.

52:16 Drew Hold on a second, John.

52:17 Adam Who times, by the way, do you say a guy, the guy's name's John. Say it twice and then it's like there's confusion. You know the thing I'm always amazed about? And it's my sort of hypervigilance mixed with everyone else's out of it. I hear people calling people's names I'm standing next to and they don't respond. That always a weird one. Like when you're standing next to someone and you hear that like Kurt, the guy's Kurt standing in front of you and you're like standing there and you're talking and you're like Kurt. You're just standing there and you're like, hey Kurt, by the way, that's your name. It's not my name. That's your name. Someone's calling you off in the distance. You want to respond to it? How do I know? You want me to respond for your name?

52:59 Drew You know, I have the similar kind of weird hypervigilance bits in regard to how other people are experiencing other people. I often want to just go, hey, shut up, shut up, shut up, stop, stop. All the time.

53:10 Adam All the time.

53:11 Drew I see people, I can see them across the room going, you're just sort of losing it, like how do I get out of here?

53:15 Adam Well, like when I'm drunk and I'm on the airplane and I'm yelling at somebody.

53:18 Drew Well, that's me experiencing it then. You're actually talking to me.

53:22 Caller Dari.

53:22 Adam Oh, I don't want to talk to Dari. I want to get back to John. John?

53:28 Caller Sorry about that. I'm driving and I couldn't hear you very well.

53:29 Adam That's all right, buddy. What's up?

53:31 Caller First of all, Adam, you are probably one of the funniest people on earth.

53:35 Adam Oh, thanks.

53:35 Caller I'm sure you already know that. My question is more specifically for Dr. Drew. I have a issue with-

53:41 Drew You ain't getting at him, brushing him aside.

53:46 Caller I have an issue with masturbating in public.

53:50 Drew Good times, huh?

53:52 Adam Glad you're a fan, first of all. By the way, no one knows comedy. No better yardstick for which to measure comedy than a guy who beats off in public.

53:59 Caller Oh, yeah.

54:00 Adam That's the guy you want in your corner. What do you got about the attorneys and the doctors and the lawyers and the Nobel Peace Prize winners? You want a guy who beats off at the park.

54:10 Drew Yeah, sure.

54:10 Adam That's the guy.

54:11 Drew So how long have you been doing this, John?

54:14 Caller I was trying to figure that out the other day. Probably about three years. Probably about since I got out of college.

54:22 Drew You didn't do it when you were a kid ever?

54:24 Caller No. No, I didn't, actually.

54:26 Adam Well, now what do you need? Do you need a subject to look at?

54:30 Caller Yeah, usually a subject or if I'm in, you know, like, say a CD store, there might be, you know, posters of whatever, you know, Jessica Simpson or whoever, you know, some hot chick or something. So, yeah, I always need some kind of visual stimuli, but...

54:45 Drew So you're not doing it at a live human being, necessarily. You just need the public part.

54:51 Caller I get... I don't know. Exactly. I need some kind of visual stimuli and the public...

54:55 Drew John, John, stay with me. Stay with me on this.

54:58 Adam Hey, hold on, next time we're in a CD store, could you beat off on that Mark Anthony CD? I can't stand that guy.

55:04 Caller Yeah, I don't know if I'd get into that, but...

55:06 Adam Yeah, ever. They're all...

55:07 Drew So, John, I'm gonna ask the question again.

55:08 Adam Latin hearth, Rob.

55:09 Drew You don't do it towards a live person, necessarily. You just need to be in public and the visual stimuli may be just some sort of picture or something.

55:18 Adam Yes. All right. But let me...

55:21 Drew So you need the public part. You don't need the person part.

55:24 Adam Now, what about... do you need somebody to see you doing this?

55:29 Caller I have... that usually heightens the climax, yes.

55:35 Adam And who? What kind of person? Well, I mean, you need a chick and you need her to be young?

55:41 Drew Or there's a policeman, okay.

55:44 Caller I mean, a female, yes. I mean, young. I mean, 16 to 30, whatever. Yeah, whatever.

55:51 Drew Well, this is a couple of things that one is, this is thought to be sort of an act of aggression of some type. Secondly, it is considered in the realm of sexual compulsion, sexual addiction. And so it often correlates with some sort of traumatic history.

56:06 Adam Yeah. And wait, do you actually pull out your penis?

56:10 Drew Oh, yeah.

56:11 Adam You do?

56:12 Drew How dare you?

56:13 Adam Well, I don't know. I thought maybe just wore sweatpants and cut a hole in the pocket or something like that.

56:17 Drew It takes all the fun away.

56:18 Adam Well, how do you get your dick out? I have done that.

56:21 KoЯn He's in a record store.

56:22 Adam He had a record store.

56:23 Caller It started off that way, actually, more kind of like what you said, kind of under like garments.

56:28 KoЯn Pocket pull.

56:29 Adam Right.

56:30 Caller Yeah. Yeah. It graduated full-fledged, you know.

56:34 Drew Which is sort of typical of sexual addiction compulsion, that the level of thrill tends to be needed, needs to intensify with time. With experience, so to speak. So what happened? What's going on?

56:44 Caller I don't know.

56:46 Caller I actually, well, it's obviously a concern to me to...

56:50 Drew Are you addicted to anything, or have you been addicted?

56:53 Caller No.

56:54 Caller As far as chemicals, no.

56:55 Drew No. And do you have a history of sexual abuse in childhood?

56:59 Caller No.

57:00 Drew You never saw anything? Was a lot of chaos in your home growing up?

57:03 Caller No. Not at all. Normal, I think a pretty normal family. The only weird thing that happened to me when I was a kid, and it happened twice, actually, and I never told anybody this, one time I was in a clothing store and one of the sales people came in and kind of vondled me a little bit.

57:21 Caller I was probably about 12.

57:25 Adam Really? You mean like one of the changing booths or something?

57:28 Caller Yeah, correct.

57:30 Drew This happened more than once.

57:32 Caller What's that?

57:37 Caller No, so that happened once just in a movie theater like you're watching a movie and some weird guy is next to you like feeling up to your leg or whatever and I walk away.

57:45 Drew Something going on with you John already that you would be seen as that good of a victim and that in the face of victimization you didn't raise holy hell.

57:53 Adam Yeah.

57:55 Drew So that's again more evidence that something went on.

57:58 Adam Give us the weirdest place you ever did it.

58:00 Caller The weirdest?

58:01 Adam Yeah.

58:03 Caller I mean it's always been like a retail type shop. I don't know.

58:07 Adam Retail?

58:08 Caller Record store, bookstore. I don't know.

58:10 Adam Penis out. And do you ever get?

58:12 KoЯn Penis out in the store.

58:13 Adam You ever got busted? I mean you could get arrested for that.

58:15 Caller I have been arrested, yes.

58:16 Adam Oh you have been?

58:17 Drew More than once?

58:19 Caller No just once.

58:21 Drew Well again I do think you'd be worth your while to go to an essay group or a situation or treatment center where they are used to treating sexual compulsives because this is going to progress. This is going to have more consequences.

58:31 Adam Because you have to promise not to beat off during the first meeting.

58:35 Drew Oh yeah.

58:38 Caller I am trying to make that promise. Now is there like an essay.com or something?

58:45 Drew Yeah or go to AA, right just look up essay under Google search kind of thing. It needs some careful management. I am going actually out to Washington DC in about a week to the National Council, I'm keynote at the National Council on Sexual Addiction Compulsivity.

59:00 Adam Oh really?

59:00 Drew Yeah and I am going to collect everything I can about this kind of stuff and see what the current thing is.

59:04 Adam What are you going to talk about?

59:06 Drew Talk about affect regulations and the origins of the self. Oh yeah.

59:12 Adam In the hizzy. Let me tell you what I like, I like when hot models get nude to protest fur, you know what I mean? Not when Drew gets up there and starts talking about affect regulation. What happened to the chicks getting nude for causes? That was going around just about a year ago and they slowed way down on it. Listen, ladies, it's still warm out. You got something to protest, get naked and hit the streets. I always think it's dudes trying to talk them into that. Look, you ever see what they do to these chinchillas? Yeah, that's right. Take your bra off. Yeah, okay. Yeah, have you guys seen, you know any chickens the Colonel kills? Yeah, take your pants off, sweetie. Okay, put a little blood on your nipples. We're hitting time square. Let's go. Let's go. We got to make a... Yeah, I mean you could protest in sweatpants, but we get no coverage. You got to get naked. No, I'm not getting naked because I got to work security and photograph the thing. So I'll be in a duster. You guys get nude. Yeah, yeah.

1:00:16 Drew I'll be more impactful. Much more.

1:00:18 Adam Oh, you brought your fat friend. I guess you could help me with security. No, no, sweetie, keep the pants on. I like that. I like that they talk like Pam Anderson and all the hot models and they get naked for everything all the time. What is it about hot chicks that love animals so much? And I know there's a guy behind this somewhere. He's like that photographer that does all those mass nudes. He just said, somehow talks 3,000 chicks and a handful of dudes and they get naked and then he's going to look, we're going to set a record. That'd be a good way to approach it, right?

1:00:48 KoЯn We're going to set a record.

1:00:50 Adam I'm going for a BJ record, OK, one of the most I've ever had was a half of one day. I'm looking to crush that record. And then we're going to get nude and we're going to protest fur farming. OK. There's really, like, do you think, like, does Pam Anderson give a, did she care that much about animals?

1:01:10 Drew I didn't know that she was the one that was that into that stuff.

1:01:12 Adam Oh yeah. They're always getting naked. They get these models naked all the time.

1:01:15 Drew And they're protesting against use of animal furs for clothing?

1:01:19 Adam I don't know. I just, I'm staring at them. They're just protesting everything. Yeah. They don't like pita. They're crazy. Pita doesn't like, you know what pita? Pita is a bunch of hot chicks get naked and then homos are telling them to get naked. That's what pita is. It's awesome, Drew.

1:01:32 Drew Oh, speaking of this.

1:01:33 Adam I gotta infiltrate that pita so I can see some naked chicks.

1:01:35 Drew I'm gonna change the topics on you for a second. Do you remember, I wrote an article for TV Guide about Sex and the City and I was talking about the girls on the show and saying, you know, the Cynthia Nixon character only makes sense to me if she's gay.

1:01:46 Adam Yes.

1:01:46 Drew I can see she's attracted. She doesn't have any common with these other three chicks except she just clearly to me is attracted to them.

1:01:51 Adam You've said that to me many times.

1:01:53 Drew And she turned out Cynthia Nixon's gay.

1:01:55 Adam Really? Oh yeah. I saw something about that.

1:01:57 Drew About that?

1:01:58 Adam Yeah. She's at least hot of the four though. It's kind of tough, you know? I mean, you know, for the masturbatory thing. It would be nicer if one of the hotter ones was gay. That's all I'm saying. It's a little disappointment.

1:02:10 Drew That's all.

1:02:11 KoЯn Can't have everything.

1:02:12 Adam Can't have everything.

1:02:12 Drew There's a potential script there though, Jonathan, for one of your films.

1:02:15 KoЯn Okay, cool.

1:02:15 Adam All right, we're going to talk to Daria. Got a question for Jonathan. Daria?

1:02:21 Caller Hello there. Hi.

1:02:22 Adam What's happening? Hey, what's happening?

1:02:24 Caller I have a question for Jonathan, actually. I have all of your CDs that I've listened to so many times. It's funny, funny. And my question is, I've noticed actually that you have a lot of rap songs on them, you know, just alone with or, you know, you do away with random rap stars. Do you actually think about releasing an all rap CD?

1:02:44 Drew And as you see, I can rap too if you ever need some help. You notice you could be my hype man. Yeah, it's not a problem.

1:02:50 Adam Yeah, who can rap?

1:02:51 Drew Why don't you go play, play?

1:02:55 KoЯn You know, we never thought about doing something like that. It's always, you know, corn has always been hip hop influenced. We totally respect the art form, but I don't know of doing a whole entire hip hop album with different artists. I mean, maybe when sometime down the road, you know, we can try something like that, but not now. It's just we like to do those songs, just add a little bit of different flavor on the album.

1:03:17 Caller Just keep going in that direction. I mean, just what you've been through so much and just keep going. It's fantastic.

1:03:24 KoЯn Yeah. Well, I did another song I did just we're going to release later in the year. I did a cover of Fight the Power with Little John.

1:03:30 Caller Yeah, I remember that one.

1:03:33 KoЯn Yeah, it's going to be really, really, really good. So if you hear that coming out soon.

1:03:37 Caller It's probably a little steamy because everybody knows the answer to that, but what does your band name mean?

1:03:41 Adam It's been a while.

1:03:46 KoЯn Oh, man.

1:03:47 Adam I was just thinking about the story behind the band name when I was driving around.

1:03:53 KoЯn It's about the guy that was, it's about two homosexual men who were having sex together.

1:04:01 Caller That is what I've heard.

1:04:02 KoЯn Yeah.

1:04:03 Drew But as we've learned on this show, most gay males don't have sex that way.

1:04:07 KoЯn It was a story. It went around in Bakersfield that my friends told me in Bakersfield. You know Bakersfield, I love, you got to love it. I love Bakersfield.

1:04:16 Adam Great place.

1:04:16 KoЯn It's where I'm from, so I'm glad I'm out.

1:04:19 Caller It's not my fault I'm a Bakersfield boy.

1:04:23 Adam News still travels through stories.

1:04:26 Drew Of course.

1:04:26 Adam The elders pass and then they don't have print over Bakersfield.

1:04:29 Drew They do sort of a dance. That was a sort of ritualistic dance.

1:04:40 Adam Cornhole. They don't have print in Bakersfield. So again, stories are perpetuated. They're passed down from generation to generation.

1:04:48 Drew It's an oral tradition, as it were.

1:04:50 Adam Hey, oral tradition. Yeah, oral tradition would be a good name for gay-banged.

1:04:57 KoЯn Oral tradition.

1:05:02 Adam All right, Marissa. Drew, why is everything you say sound gay? You ever think about that? Don't answer. It's going to sound gay. Marissa? Oh, you're 20. What's up?

1:05:14 Caller I've been with this guy for a year, and we just started having sex about three months ago. He's our first, and sad to say that I faked it. What's that? I faked it.

1:05:28 Adam You faked it.

1:05:29 Caller Yeah, like fake orgasms. He's aggressive when he's touching me down there in my vagina area. He's just rough, and I show him.

1:05:39 Drew Marissa, here's the deal. Guys have no idea what's going on with women, and the only way they know is if you tell them. Their assumption is you're going to like the same things they like. The fact is usually, for the most part, nothing could be further from the truth. So unless you tell him exactly what works for you, and by the way, he'll be delighted to take that direction. Guys, aim to please. I have.

1:06:01 Caller I have showed him. I've told him. We've talked about it.

1:06:03 Caller He gets a little angry.

1:06:05 Caller I don't know why he gets a little angry. I'm just trying to tell you. I'm letting you know. He's just like, no, no, I know how to do it. I'm just like, no, you don't know how to do it.

1:06:14 Drew Maybe he's not a good guy.

1:06:16 KoЯn You're insulting his manhood.

1:06:18 Drew Well, it shouldn't be. Most guys are really pretty accommodating.

1:06:22 KoЯn I would be, but I know dudes don't want to hear that stuff. Really? Yeah, you're insulting him if you don't know.

1:06:28 Drew If he knows what he's doing, he should be taking some...

1:06:31 KoЯn I know, that's logical, but they're not like that.

1:06:33 Adam He's overcompensating because he was a virgin.

1:06:36 Drew He was a virgin, too.

1:06:37 Adam Was he a virgin?

1:06:38 Caller No, he wasn't.

1:06:39 Adam Oh, he wasn't. You were the virgin.

1:06:41 Caller I was. I was.

1:06:43 Adam Maybe he doesn't want the virgin telling him it doesn't feel so good.

1:06:46 Drew Exactly, but I told him I know what it feels good, and just so you gotta just say, women are different, it's just me, nothing about you, just what I want.

1:06:54 Adam It is, by the way, it's one of the hallmarks of being an a-hole, which is not being able to take a little constructive criticism in the sack, for Christ's sake. And by the way, not all women are the same.

1:07:07 Drew By the way, every single one is completely different.

1:07:10 Adam Yes. As a matter of fact, they can change within the woman every few years, too.

1:07:16 Caller Uh-oh.

1:07:17 Adam Oh, Christ.

1:07:18 Caller What happened?

1:07:19 Adam No, I'm just saying... Oh, come on. No, women are different at 18 than they are at 36.

1:07:25 Drew I know, but...

1:07:25 Adam Much different.

1:07:26 Drew Is there a personal story in that?

1:07:27 Adam No. But I'm just telling you, not only... It's like this. If there's... Let's just say there's about 150 million women in the United States. There's 180 million different types of sexual...

1:07:41 Drew Absolutely...

1:07:42 Adam .likes and dislikes. There's actually more than there are women.

1:07:46 Drew Because they change the hour of the day, even.

1:07:49 Caller Right.

1:07:49 Adam So here's the thing, guys. Your job is to just shut up and listen.

1:07:52 Caller Absolutely.

1:07:52 Adam And just do what they want. And if the guy's arguing with you, it probably means he's not a great guy. And that might be grounds for dismissal.

1:08:00 Drew That's what I think.

1:08:01 Adam Marissa?

1:08:02 Caller Yes?

1:08:02 Adam Why don't you cut this guy loose? I don't like this guy.

1:08:08 Drew I know you do, but he's sort of approving...

1:08:11 Caller He's proving himself. And like, I feel bad. I feel really bad.

1:08:15 Adam I know. But look, his erection can't take direction.

1:08:18 Drew Correct. And that means it's time to leave. A directionless erection. And listen, there's no reason for you to feel bad, because you're just asking for reasonable things, and he's being unreasonable. And that's not necessarily a good guy. And I understand you have feelings, but it doesn't make him a good guy.

1:08:33 Adam Guys approach... Well, guys approach everything with a lot of gusto. Especially... Verve.

1:08:40 Drew Verve and gusto.

1:08:41 Adam Well, I mean, if you think about what 20-year-old guys approach most things in life, driving, sports, whatever it is, it's video games, it's fast, it's aggressive.

1:08:52 Drew Everything is a football sled in life.

1:08:54 Adam They're just driving that sled.

1:08:55 Drew They're just driving the shoulder into a sled, that's it. That's life for a 20-year-old man.

1:08:59 Adam I think if you looked at two 20-year-old women playing a video game, you would see them pushing the buttons and manipulating the joystick. Guys up on his feet, he's turning it, he's snacking.

1:09:09 Drew Throwing the thing.

1:09:09 Adam You know, when it's rapid fire, he's got his hand off thing, he's pounding it and stuff. Then they get a hold of a vagina, they treat it like a veal cutlet. They pound the crap out of it. Then a little batter right into the fryer. Let's take a break. Stop pounding that cutlet, guys. Take it easy now. Yes?

1:09:31 Drew Yes.

1:09:32 Adam You know what guys should get into? They should get into like origami. That's a guy you want messing with you.

1:09:39 Drew Just playing the piano will be alright. Just the fingertips.

1:09:41 Adam But they will start playing. You want Mr. Miyagi down there. Yes. Jonathan Davis here tonight from Korn. I will hear something else off the new Greatest Hits CD out on the 5th of October. We will be right back after this. 1-800-LOVE-191. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-191. Jonathan Davis here from The Great Corn. The Greatest Hits, Volume 1 CD is out on October 5th. Interpol is in here tomorrow night. Then Seth MacFarlane from The Family Guy.

1:10:55 Drew Who? Unacceptable.

1:10:58 Adam Everyone loves The Family Guy. I don't know what's going on because I was a voice of a few episodes before in the original batch. Then I told Seth Dr. Drew is bothering me, so you got to get him a gig.

1:11:14 Drew Well, no. Then I bothered Alex and Mila and everybody I get my hand. Who else? Everyone on that show I bothered.

1:11:19 Adam Yeah. He actually talked to the dog, which is a real dog.

1:11:22 Drew Brian.

1:11:24 Adam So the point is, is now Drew has done a voice on the new series, which is coming out soon enough, and I have not.

1:11:31 Drew We'll get him. We'll double team him.

1:11:32 Adam All right. He's also, he's done Crank Anchors and was very good at it, shockingly. All right. So where are we?

1:11:39 Drew Taking calls. Want to hear a song first or calls?

1:11:43 Adam We should, we'll take one call.

1:11:44 Drew And then.

1:11:45 Adam Then we'll hear another song.

1:11:47 Drew I selected this call because she's calling from Bakersfield.

1:11:49 Adam Hannah. Hey. You're 14. What's up? Jonathan, you speak fluent Bakersfield.

1:12:04 KoЯn She's having sex with boyfriend like three weeks ago.

1:12:09 Adam Yes.

1:12:09 Caller And? And a couple of days later, like, it was hurting me a lot.

1:12:16 Adam All right. Hold on. What did she say, Jonathan?

1:12:18 KoЯn For a couple of days.

1:12:19 Drew In the mud. A couple of days.

1:12:23 KoЯn Her stomach was hurting her a lot. Her stomach was hurting her a lot.

1:12:28 Adam Jonathan, ask her if how old the guy was. OK? Anna? OK, go, go, Jonathan.

1:12:38 KoЯn How old was the guy?

1:12:39 Caller 21.

1:12:41 KoЯn 21.

1:12:42 Drew OK.

1:12:42 Adam 21. OK, I thought she said 66.

1:12:45 KoЯn 21.

1:12:46 Adam All right. So, oh, 21.

1:12:50 Drew OK, 14 with a 21-year-old translate. 14.

1:12:54 KoЯn 14 with a 21-year-old.

1:12:55 Drew And stomach hurt for two days afterwards.

1:13:00 Adam I guess she speaks a little English. All right, so, Anna, well, first off, why are you sleeping with a 21-year-old?

1:13:08 KoЯn That's what we do there.

1:13:09 Adam That's what you do?

1:13:14 Drew Yeah, well, he's.

1:13:15 Adam Hold on.

1:13:15 Drew What? I can't understand.

1:13:16 Adam What'd she say?

1:13:17 KoЯn She said it's her boyfriend.

1:13:18 Drew It's her boyfriend. That's why they're together. OK, Anna, you know that he's a criminal, right? Yes, he's a criminal for sleeping with you. And when you were 21 and you realize how creepy the guys would be that would actually sleep with a 14 year old, you will flip out. I know now it seems cool.

1:13:36 Adam I'm going to do some math, by the way. By the time she's 21, nine kids.

1:13:39 Drew Yeah, I think so.

1:13:42 Adam Are you using protection?

1:13:45 Drew Make sure she got that.

1:13:47 KoЯn Yes, she got that.

1:13:48 Drew No, no, make sure she understood.

1:13:49 KoЯn Are you using protection?

1:13:51 Adam Ask her, Jonathan, ask her what kind of birth control she's using.

1:13:56 KoЯn What kind of birth control are you using?

1:14:02 Adam Hold on. I really didn't understand that one.

1:14:05 KoЯn That was fun.

1:14:06 Adam Do you know him? Jonathan doesn't know.

1:14:08 KoЯn That's fun talk.

1:14:10 Adam Jonathan speaks, by the way, he not only speaks Bakersfieldy, he speaks Bakersfield tweaker.

1:14:16 Drew I speak tweaker.

1:14:17 Adam In many dialects.

1:14:18 Drew I heard a little tweaker come in there.

1:14:19 KoЯn That's fun.

1:14:20 Drew Yeah, I heard tweaker. Anna?

1:14:21 KoЯn Totally.

1:14:23 Drew Anna, you doing a lot of speed? What did you mean when, Jonathan asked you this, when Adam said you're using protection and she said yes, what was she referring to?

1:14:34 KoЯn I think condoms.

1:14:36 Drew Well, she said no birth control.

1:14:38 Adam No, I think, look.

1:14:39 Drew A gun.

1:14:40 Adam Let me give the definition of protection sexually in Bakersfield. It's putting a towel down on the bed. So you don't mess up protecting the mattress.

1:14:50 Drew The bed clothes. All right, this is a messed up situation, my dear. It really is a mess.

1:14:55 Adam All right, baby doll, what are we gonna do with you? You're 14.

1:14:58 Drew You're gonna get pregnant. This guy's a criminal. And you may have a pelvic infection. You need to get to see a doctor right away. That pain in your belly for four days can be all kinds of things.

1:15:08 Adam And by the way, James Brown speaks better English than you do. Do you understand? I think he's more understandable.

1:15:17 Drew So you need to get yourself to a Planned Parenthood or somewhere right away where we can get some help with this.

1:15:21 Adam You're not high or drunk or anything.

1:15:26 Drew You're what? Jonathan?

1:15:30 KoЯn She's upset.

1:15:31 Drew She's upset. You're upset?

1:15:34 Adam She's sick. She's sick. Do you have a, are you from?

1:15:37 Drew Are you sure from Bagelsville, Jonathan? You're actually from Bagelsville?

1:15:40 KoЯn I've been gone a long time.

1:15:41 Drew That's right. You sort of lose track of the language after a bit.

1:15:45 Adam Have you, Anna, do you have a nationality or an accent or something? You're Mexican. All right. But you speak, are you bilingual? Oh, you are. So you speak Spanish and what other language? Oh, okay. What'd she say?

1:16:03 Drew Bagelsville.

1:16:04 Adam All right, Anna, listen, listen, listen, baby.

1:16:08 Drew Please take care of yourself. Please get over to Planned Hair to get a pelvic exam. Please get on some growth. Don't end up like all your friends. Oh, this guy's a criminal. My God, let your dad or mom know this guy's sleeping with you and he will be arrested immediately.

1:16:20 Adam You want to be pregnant at 15 and drop out of school and take some crappy job. I know you got plans. Everyone's got a plan except for they have no plan.

1:16:29 Drew Well, the plan is not a, yeah, it's a dream. It's not even a dream, it's a pipe dream. Yeah, a pipe dream.

1:16:35 Adam Right, and you know what? Here's what I'm saying, everyone. Please, do not sit around and just let life happen to you or on you. This is what so many people, when you're downtrodden, it's easy to do. I know, I come from that environment. I'm sure Jonathan does as well. You just, you come from poor, you come from downtrodden, you come from people whose motto is, life's a bitch and then you die. And you just, you sit around and have people essentially take advantage of you, rape you. I mean, she's 14, she's with a 21-year-old. And by the way, when you're downtrodden, you don't even know you're getting ripped off or raped or screwed or whatever, literally or figuratively. Yeah. Yeah. You think people are taking care of you when they're not. Next thing you know, you're pregnant. Here's the thing. If you want to be successful in life or even, forget about success, just not having a horrible life, not get thrown in the joint, getting pregnant, getting diseased, whatever. You want a little medical and dental insurance, you have to step up. You have to say like, no, you have to say, no, I'm not going to do this or I'm not going to do what I want all the time or I'm not going to do what feels good every second of the day. Yeah, everything's a pain in the ass. Going and getting a condom is a pain in the ass. Studying for an exam is a pain in the ass. Turning the TV off and reading a book is a pain in the ass. Doing 10 push-ups is a pain in the ass. All that crap that gets you somewhere is a pain in the ass. And you don't want to do it. You end up doing whatever you want to do. You eat whatever you want. You ingest whatever you want. Yeah, let me tell you something. Hi-C tastes better than grapefruit juice and Hi-C with a little gin in it tastes even better. And that's it.

1:18:10 KoЯn That just becomes easy.

1:18:10 Drew That's Adam's drink.

1:18:12 KoЯn Is that your drink?

1:18:13 Adam Hi-C.

1:18:13 KoЯn Hi-C and gin?

1:18:14 Adam Yes. Hi-C and gin. That's my drink.

1:18:18 Drew He calls it high karate. It's good times. That's your court song.

1:18:21 Adam Here's what I'm saying though. And then you talk to everybody and they got a plan. You got no plan. You're going to work with animals, you're going to go into show business or something like that. No goddamn way. You got whatever your plan is, you got to have discipline and that's what you're missing.

1:18:39 Drew Your plan's got to be working.

1:18:41 Adam And that's the part that people don't understand. They think that a fun job doesn't have any discipline. Oh, well, Jonathan's doing corn. He doesn't have to work anymore. He's doing what he loves to do. Yeah, he's doing what he loves to do, but he's still got to do it. And you don't want to do it every day. And that's what the discipline is. That's why he gives himself an extra credit in producing. Yeah. Now, let's hear one of his works. That took work, by the way. You understand? He had to get up. He had to go into that thing that was decorated like Bangladesh with the pillows everywhere, and the hookah pipe and the candles, and lay down gems like this.

1:19:16 Drew And the subtitle for this song is Fish Head's Falling From the Sky.

1:19:19 KoЯn Yeah.

1:19:19 Adam That's right. It's an oldie, but a goodie from our friend's corn. This is called Falling Away From Me. Get it on! Oh yeah. Getting it on. Get it on. Korn, everybody. Jonathan Davis here from Korn. It's not changed a bit, although we've probably seen each other outside of this studio even though I can't believe it's been six years. Where's the time go, Drew? Seriously, dude, where is it?

1:24:14 Drew I've been looking for it.

1:24:15 Adam Really?

1:24:15 Drew Yeah.

1:24:16 Adam You know what I was thinking about? I was getting kind of heavy on myself. I was getting heavy and I was like driving my car and I was thinking to myself, everyone calls in the show, we can't stand them. I yelled at everybody and then I think to myself, for the amount of time that you're on this planet, in terms of like the Earth's calendar and everything, it's really just a heartbeat, just like a rabbit's heartbeat that you're on the planet. The people that you're on the planet with at this particular time, it's really a strange sort of fraternity if you think about it, because of all the different times you could have lived, either past or future.

1:24:54 Drew That's heavy, dude. How much pot were you smoking?

1:24:57 KoЯn How stoned were you when you thought of that?

1:24:59 Adam I wasn't smoking. You had a brownie.

1:25:02 Drew You had a brownie, yeah.

1:25:03 Adam I put it in the butter and I cooked the THC out of it. No, I was thinking, you're on this planet with a handful of people, and then you're all going to be gone. None of these people were here 100 years ago, and they were going to be here 100 years from now. It's weird that you're here with this small. I immediately started honking and yelling at the person that was in front of me for not turning on. They stopped at the right for too long. Hey, brother. I know we're on this planet and we're sharing it, but don't make me kick your ass. Yeah, I just realized I started honking immediately. Yeah, heavy, man. You know what I'm saying? We should get along, man. You know what I mean? Because we're all here at the same time. I don't know how long the planet's been here. I don't even know how long people have been here, but you're here for a very little thin slice of time.

1:25:55 Drew Well, and it changes day to day or hour to hour too. It's composed.

1:25:59 Adam Yeah, but it's just a small group. Especially anyone within a year or five years one way or the other, your age. It's a crazy coincidence that, I don't know if it's a coincidence, but just you're here for this very short ride at the very same time. You don't think of it that way though, do you? No. Heavy, huh, Chris? Yeah.

1:26:22 Drew Sintillating.

1:26:23 Adam Freaky that we're here at the same time, right dude?

1:26:25 Caller Totally, dude.

1:26:27 Adam Yeah.

1:26:28 Drew Oh, Chris, I'm sorry. Let's tease this call and then go to take a break.

1:26:32 Adam Michael? I mean Michelle? Michelle? 21?

1:26:36 Drew Yes.

1:26:37 Adam What's up?

1:26:39 Well, I think I might be addicted to sex. I don't seem to be getting enough of it. It doesn't matter how many times I do it a week or how many partners I have in fact. I just, I'm like, and part of it too is that I can't orgasm with any of them.

1:27:05 Drew So it makes perfect sense why she keep going back. Because it's unpleasant. All right.

1:27:10 Adam Hold on, Michelle. She's got that bottomless vagina that can never be filled.

1:27:14 Drew Whoopi vagina.

1:27:15 I can please myself.

1:27:17 Adam You can? Yes.

1:27:18 Drew Are you doing that all the time? Are you doing that a lot?

1:27:24 I mean, I have to get mine somehow.

1:27:26 Drew Well, Michelle.

1:27:28 Adam Drew teased the call. It's teasing. You're on hour 14 of the call. Pretty heavy, though, right, man? I mean, we're all here at the same time, right, man?

1:27:38 Drew Fraternity, man.

1:27:41 Adam Jonathan Davis here, man, from Korn. It's like, you know, it's like we landed on this rock at the same time, dude. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, man. Yeah. Let's take a break, man. Chris? That's cool, man. I'm going to need you to leave the planet, man. We'll be right back. Kind of stinking it up for me and Johnny, you know what I'm saying? All right, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:28:07 Caller Dude, you got issues. Call Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:28:11 Adam Hey buddy, it's Adam.

1:28:13 Drew And I'm Dr. Drew.

1:28:14 Adam Here to talk about Axe Deodorant Body Spray.

1:28:16 Drew Yes, sir.

1:28:17 Adam You spray that on, you give stink the axe. Yeah, get it on. Tell you what, man, Interpol in here. Did you find Interpol? They've done the show, yes? No. Drew, go look at the picture of Interpol.

1:28:59 Drew Ann says yes.

1:28:59 Adam Ann says yes. Bow ties? Some of it, that's the band. Ties, suits? No, you're thinking of a different band. He's thinking of the hives. Suits.

1:29:08 Drew There were suits and ties.

1:29:09 Adam You're thinking, where are they from? Where are they from? Chris, you know that thing with the, yeah, it's got a wire on it? Yeah, it's Mike. Okay, Drew, sit down. Jonathan Davis here tonight from Korn and then Interpol Tomorrow Night and then Seth McFarlane and then a bunch of IndyCar drivers. And then the band Boston in here, everybody.

1:29:33 KoЯn Boston.

1:29:33 Adam Played a lot of air guitar to that band. Band. You know, their song changed my life, Drew.

1:29:41 Drew Which one?

1:29:42 Adam That, uh. The one they did? No, it's called Peace of Mind. I don't want to ruin it. I'll tell the story on Thursday, but it's song about not punching the clock doing what you want to do. Oh, yeah.

1:29:54 Drew That's how you live your life.

1:29:55 Adam That's how I live my life. That's right. That's right. Quarter mile of the time.

1:29:59 Drew You ain't going to let the man keep you down.

1:30:01 Adam No, but I remember. Well, we'll talk to, I don't know, Joe Boston, whatever the Boston guys names are. I think it's just one guy with a crazy afro. Let's talk to Michelle. Yes. Michelle?

1:30:15 Drew So Michelle has lots of boyfriends, can't get enough sex, bottomless vagina, remember?

1:30:20 Adam Masturbate yourself. Here's what I don't understand, and I know you're going to give me an answer, and I'm not going to believe it, but if you can't have an orgasm with a guy, why do you keep having partners? You know you're not going to find one with a guy.

1:30:38 Caller I'm hoping I will.

1:30:41 Drew No.

1:30:41 Adam No, no, no, wrong answer. That's not right. You're not hoping. You're compulsive, and you're having trouble with intimacy.

1:30:49 Drew Right. Most women come to sexual addiction through love and intimacy compulsion. So it's the feeling close, it's the being receptive, it's the being sexual with another person. It's not about the sexuality, it's about the connection that you can't seem to get at through any other way. It's the only way you can feel whole and attuned to somebody else. The reality is you're never there that way anyway, so it never gets sort of fulfilled.

1:31:12 Adam Yeah, and the reality is you're trying, women who will give the answers you give, Michelle, are giving dude answers, but a dude would not continuously bang his nuts against the wall.

1:31:24 Drew If he didn't have an orgasm, he'd stop. He'd stop. And a dude is doing it because it feels extra good, he's compulsive to do it because he's driven to doing it, because of the sexuality, not because of the end, in fact quite the contrary with the guys.

1:31:39 Adam All right. Well, anyway, so Michelle, is there intimacy problems?

1:31:46 Caller I don't like to be in relationships.

1:31:48 Drew Right.

1:31:49 Adam Why? What's the problem? That would be an intimacy problem.

1:31:52 Drew Right.

1:31:53 Adam Did your dad split on you or something?

1:31:55 Drew No, sexual abuse.

1:31:56 Adam Sexual abuse?

1:31:56 Caller No, when I was younger.

1:31:58 Adam Any sexual abuse?

1:32:00 Caller No, just there was physical abuse when we were younger, but nothing sexual.

1:32:06 Adam So your dad did a little physical abuse on you and then took off?

1:32:11 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

1:32:13 Adam That's probably enough. Do you have any contact with him?

1:32:17 Caller Oh, well, yeah. I mean, things are fine now.

1:32:20 Adam Okay.

1:32:21 Drew But he did his damage long ago.

1:32:23 Adam He put his initials in your sidewalk when the cement was wet. That's how it works.

1:32:28 Caller Yeah.

1:32:29 Adam Yeah. All right. So Michelle. How about you get a little therapy and you stop acting out? How about that? Can you do that?

1:32:39 Caller Well, I mean, that doesn't explain why you can't orgasm with guys.

1:32:43 Adam Yeah, it does. Well, first off, I have no idea why you can't orgasm with guys. Part of it is you're 21 and three-quarters of the 21-year-olds we talked to don't orgasm with sex. According to my data, zero. Zero.

1:32:58 Drew They certainly don't with random sex. If they aren't be able to achieve some sort of a relationship with somebody over time that's stable and feels safe and where they can work with that person, very unlikely you're going to have an orgasm.

1:33:09 Adam Also, I would guess that for someone like you who has trouble with intimacy, you're too vulnerable having an orgasm with a guy and you're not going to do it.

1:33:21 Drew Listen, having an orgasm isn't going to make you stop acting out sexually. Are you kidding?

1:33:25 Adam You got your explanation. Why don't you get a little therapy? Or just be pissed off at dudes for the rest of your life because your dad was an a-hole when you were eight and you just go around with a chip on your shoulder.

1:33:37 Drew And continue behaving the way you are. Your plan is a good one, Michelle. You stay on your protocol. Stay on your plan.

1:33:44 Adam Do what you're doing. It's great.

1:33:46 Drew Fantastic. Don't take any input in any direction. Just go right on to what you're doing.

1:33:49 Adam Just go be angry and have a series of nonsense relationships.

1:33:53 Drew Or expect that there's going to be some couple of platitudes out there that are going to fix you. Some magical potions are going to take us all away. This is a very serious issue that you're going to have to look into quite deeply in order for it to change.

1:34:05 Adam I'll do that. All right, look, you're angry and you should be angry because your dad screwed you over. But don't call the show and ask for advice and then act like we're more angry men for you to dismiss. That's all. You got to get some therapy, especially if you're a chick. Let me tell you something, guys too, but guys have, you know, solid state wiring.

1:34:30 Drew They get aggressive.

1:34:30 Adam Chicks are wired like British cars in the fifties. It's just a good rain. All of a sudden, sparks, you turn the windshield wipers off, sparks start coming out of the dash. You can't screw with them. You got to take care of them. All right. We'll be back.

1:35:10 Caller This hour brought to you in part by Axe.

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1:35:41 Adam Alright, kiddies. Thanks for tuning in. Thank Jonathan for coming in here.

1:35:45 KoЯn Thanks for having me, man.

1:35:46 Drew Good times.

1:35:47 KoЯn Always good to be back after six years.

1:35:49 Adam Yeah.

1:35:50 Drew That's unacceptable.

1:35:51 KoЯn Very unacceptable. You didn't invite me.

1:35:53 Drew We did.

1:35:54 Adam I'm sure we did. Drew would ask like every, I'd say not every day, but every other day.

1:36:00 KoЯn He'd be like, where's corn?

1:36:01 Adam Where's corn?

1:36:02 Drew Once a year, I'd ask.

1:36:03 Adam Where's corn?

1:36:03 Drew Yeah, six times I asked.

1:36:05 Adam Where's corn? That was his rallying call. All right. So where's corn? Well, they're here and they got a CD that's coming out October 5th. It is Corn's Greatest Hits, Volume 1. Best of luck to the band and everyone in it, especially you, Jonathan, to come back anytime you like.

1:36:21 KoЯn I will come tomorrow. All right. See you tomorrow.

1:36:23 Adam Interpol and Jonathan Davis from Corn Tomorrow. And until next time, this Adam Carolla from Dr. Forward, Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

1:36:32 Caller This has been Loveline.

1:36:34 Caller Come on.

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