Episode 1000641675517

1:21 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1900-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, Dixon medicine specialist, Will and Apple here tonight from the Black Eyed Peas. How you guys doing?

1:36 Drew Ch-ch-ch-ch-chilling.

1:38 Adam Have we met before?

1:40 Drew Uh, seen you on TV.

1:42 Adam Yeah, that's what I wanted to hear. That's how you've arrived, Drew. People know you.

1:48 Black Eyed Peas I see.

1:49 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:50 Black Eyed Peas It's very important in life, isn't it? Yeah, good.

1:52 Adam Yeah, when are you gonna get back on TV, brother?

1:54 Black Eyed Peas Whatever.

1:56 Adam Someone told me you were on Dennis Miller Live the other day.

1:58 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, I'm a correspondent for your show. Oh.

2:01 Adam Oh, interesting. All right, Black Eyed Peas. More interesting than Dr. Drew. The new CD is called Elefunk. We're gonna hear something off that soon. I was just reading here that you got a song with Justin Timberlake on the CD. How'd that work out? Did he come to you? Did you go to him?

2:18 Drew Oh yeah, the CD, Elefunk, came out a year and a half ago. Yeah, it's been on the charts for about...

2:27 Adam Oh, it came out May 2003. Yeah, it's just been climbing up the charts ever since.

2:33 Drew It hasn't went off to the top 100 ever since it came out. Wow. But it's packed with singles. We got that Hey Mama thing off the iPod ad. We got Where's the Love? That did tremendously with Justin on the hook.

2:47 Adam Yeah, but Justin didn't know it was going to be as successful as it was when you guys did the album before.

2:53 Drew No, no one did.

2:54 Adam Know what I'm saying? Well, that's the point. So why'd he bother with you? I don't mean that in a bad way, but who knew who or who got hold of who?

3:02 Drew Dude in the group Taboo, met Justin at a club and there was dancing in the circle and went out like a little hip hop, little challenge thing and became friends and that just brought him into the family. So now he's part of our little.

3:18 Black Eyed Peas Interesting.

3:19 Adam By the way, there's this whole challenge dance thing that's going on now.

3:23 Black Eyed Peas You've been doing that for years, Adam.

3:24 Adam I've been doing it with masturbation.

3:26 Black Eyed Peas Okay.

3:30 Yeah.

3:30 Black Eyed Peas He practically drowned last night, I think.

3:32 Adam Oh yeah, we had Jenna Jameson in last night and engineer Chris was just, he.

3:37 Black Eyed Peas Enraptured.

3:39 Adam It was like looking at the eye of an orca. The whole day's huge, big, huge, big elephant eyes. Just, he didn't say anything. He just.

3:49 Black Eyed Peas Well, you know what's interesting? What's interesting is I, after she left, I noticed he was sort of stirring back there and I realized he hasn't moved an hour and a half.

3:58 Adam Well, he's got a boner. He can't, he couldn't.

4:01 Black Eyed Peas Paralyzed him.

4:02 Yeah.

4:03 Adam All right, now where were we? Oh, I was, oh, here's what I was saying. The challenge dance thing, you know, like I prove, by the way, you know, better than stabbing people. I was thinking of myself, but I was thinking it's a real throwback to that sort of like.

4:17 Black Eyed Peas Saturday Night Fever.

4:18 Adam I was going back even further to like the Sharks versus the Jets.

4:24 Black Eyed Peas Oh, to West Side Story.

4:26 Adam Yeah, that kind of vibe, you know.

4:29 Drew Oh, no, I think that kind of, we don't do the West Side Story dancing.

4:31 Adam No, I know, I know, I know. But I don't mean that kind of dancing. What I mean is the spirit.

4:37 Black Eyed Peas This ethos was.

4:38 Drew Well, the ethos. The ethos has been there ever since, you know, Gregory Hines and, you know, Sammy Davis, Junior with the challenge and the Nicholas Brothers and what not. Let's take it back to the Mumbuthus in Africa when they would, you know, dance and do their little thingy back then, you know what I'm saying?

4:53 Black Eyed Peas Would they challenge each other with that?

4:54 Drew Yeah, they challenge everything from like, you know, sizes to dances, back to sizes. That's where the African Americans get their whole like, you know, my thing is bigger than your thing because it's the challenge.

5:03 Black Eyed Peas Interesting.

5:03 Oh, really?

5:04 Yeah.

5:04 Drew Yeah, I mean, yeah.

5:05 Really?

5:06 Adam They got the my thing is bigger than your thing thing?

5:08 Drew Well, from the whole dance and challenge thing, because they said the balance from the dancing comes from the junk.

5:14 Black Eyed Peas The junk is like the plug line.

5:17 Drew Yeah. Wow. It's like the rooter on the boat.

5:20 Adam It's like your keel.

5:21 Drew Exactly. So, they, I am an expert.

5:25 Adam A three mile an hour wind will knock me over. I can't ride a bike without getting knocked over by a wind.

5:30 Black Eyed Peas No keel.

5:30 Adam No keel. That's right. But huge testicles.

5:33 Black Eyed Peas But fishing, and makes great speed on the water and good for fishing.

5:36 Adam That's right.

5:37 Black Eyed Peas That's right. There's a wives tale out there that black males have larger penises.

5:41 Adam True. Please. Please. Why don't we hear something from the Black Eyed Peas, by the way, before we hop to the phones. Chris, how you doing? Did you queue it up? All right.

5:52 Drew DJ Chris in the house. DJ Chris, get ready to play new Black Eyed Peas, please.

5:59 Come here.

5:59 Drew Rear, rear, rear.

6:01 Adam So, it's like the opening of our show. Yeah, right?

6:04 You ready there, Chris?

6:05 Drew Come on, Chris, Chris, Chris!

6:07 Adam Why don't you, why don't you, no, I'll do it.

6:09 I'll do it.

6:10 Do it!

6:11 Let's, let's, let's, let's, get, it, it started, didoy, just do it! Everybody.

7:59 Let's get it started in here.

9:48 And runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'.

9:52 Adam I wasn't sure if you guys were doing that or not. Will and Apple here tonight, Black Eyed Peas. Oh yeah, they're huge fans. All right, let's go for what we know fourth. We will get on the phones and help the kids.

10:07 Yes, do that. Eric? Yeah?

10:09 You're 18?

10:10 Adam 18, what's up?

10:12 Okay, I just want to say, Adam, the new man show really sucks.

10:17 Adam Thank you, I mean, oh, I'm so lost.

10:20 I love Conrad, but the man show really sucks.

10:22 Adam All right.

10:23 My question is, me and my girlfriend, we've been sexually active for a while, and I started having anal sex with her, and she really enjoys it, and now she's trying to get me, she kind of, I don't know, she wants me to experience, I guess.

10:37 Black Eyed Peas I'm wondering if it's worth it, or should I just tell her to, is it worth it?

10:41 Drew She wants you to have anal sex?

10:43 Yeah, she wants to do it to me.

10:44 Adam Yeah.

10:45 As a straight man, I just don't feel right about it.

10:47 Black Eyed Peas No, forget it, Eric, you made this bogus call.

10:49 Drew Do you love her?

10:50 Black Eyed Peas Nice try.

10:50 Adam Yeah, he's lying. He's a horrible liar.

10:53 Eric.

10:54 What?

10:55 Adam Your acting is worse than Keanu Reeves, it really is. Actually worse than his band, not than his acting.

11:01 Black Eyed Peas There's no question here, Eric. Should I experience this, I don't know.

11:06 Yeah.

11:06 Black Eyed Peas Oh, stop it, stop it.

11:07 Adam Go ahead. You should experience the same pleasure she's experiencing. You start big and then work your way down in size. So start with like a lamp or something and then work your way down to like a Popsicle stick.

11:19 All right?

11:20 Adam Yeah, all right then, buddy. Don't even talk to him.

11:23 Black Eyed Peas But here's the reality.

11:24 Adam He's a liar.

11:24 Black Eyed Peas I know he is, but there's an interesting thing is that sometimes women read a little too much Cosmo and hear about this male G-spot and they wanna say, and they're also a little angry for what the guy just put them through.

11:34 Adam Yeah.

11:34 Black Eyed Peas And they're like, hey, you know, this is supposed to be good for you, so let's see how you like it. Ladies, stop reading Cosmo. There's nothing but nonsense in that as it pertains to the male, anyway.

11:43 Drew But that's happened to me, though, for real.

11:44 Adam Really?

11:45 Drew What happened? That, you know, the girl that I was with for a long time wanted to, her dream was to do me in the butt.

11:53 Black Eyed Peas Her dream?

11:54 Drew Yeah, I can't wait till I, you know what I mean, but.

11:56 Adam Right, now when you say dream.

11:58 Drew Like, you know what I mean, no, she wanted to do that. I was like, nah, I ain't about to do that.

12:01 Black Eyed Peas You know, most of them think about unicorns and things.

12:03 Adam Yeah, I mean, it's probably not a dream she had since junior high or something like that. It's something she had later on in life.

12:11 Black Eyed Peas After she met Will. No, no, no.

12:13 Adam Well, now, now, did, did, so, so wait a second. Let me figure this out. Now, what would she do you with? I mean, you gotta get a strap on, right?

12:23 Drew Who? Oh, the dude on the phone?

12:25 Adam No, no, your girlfriend.

12:26 Drew Oh, no, yeah, she wanted, she, yeah, yeah. She wanted, yeah.

12:29 Adam Wanted to get one of those.

12:30 Drew Strap on things, yeah.

12:31 Right.

12:31 Drew But, you know, we were together for like seven, eight years.

12:33 Black Eyed Peas How'd you talk her out of it?

12:34 I laughed.

12:36 Black Eyed Peas Yeah.

12:36 Drew Like, you know, you're like, you're crazy.

12:39 Black Eyed Peas That was the F word, wasn't it?

12:40 Adam No, no, no, no.

12:41 Drew I said, what you freaking crazy, what you freaking crazy.

12:43 Freaking crazy, yeah.

12:44 Drew Freaking crazy, yeah. You must be silly. Ha, you got your mind going.

12:47 Adam That's good, laugh it off.

12:48 Drew You gotta always change it. You gotta tell a joke about it.

12:51 Adam Yeah, no, no.

12:52 Black Eyed Peas Except she doesn't let go then. She keeps coming, right?

12:54 Drew No, no, no, no. She let go. I don't know, it's funny.

12:56 Adam It's, chicks don't want to do weird stuff that bad. When they're angry, it just gets nastier and whatever it is you're doing gets cranked up a little.

13:07 Drew I think it was a test to see how freaky I'm capable of being.

13:13 Black Eyed Peas If you said yes, you'd be like, oh my God, I'm out of here.

13:15 Drew No, she probably woulda. She probably woulda, but I didn't take it there. I didn't take it there.

13:20 Adam You guys broken up?

13:22 Drew Yeah, we broke up.

13:23 Adam Cause she seems like a keeper. I mean, she seems like someone you want to hang on to.

13:28 Drew No, no, it's damage.

13:29 Adam Make a hell of a mother. Make a hell of a mother. Hello. You're 19? What's up?

13:38 Caller All right, I've been having serious problems with my uterus for about a year now. I started off with, in the beginning, it was just like severe pain, like shocking pain to my lower abdomen. And so I went out, got it checked, and had a pac smear and all that, and he said he felt a big lump, like the size of a quarter, a quarter and a half. And so he sent me to get an ultrasound, which I did about a week later, and it came out that there was nothing there. I was like, well, all right, well, I had a follow-up, and he said, well, it was just probably a cyst, and it passed on its own, yada, yada. I'm like, okay, well, you know. Severe pain. And about two months ago, I moved to Michigan with my husband, and anyway, I was having a period for about a month, and I went to ER, because it was like serious heavy flow, and I thought I might be hemorrhaging or whatnot. And I go there, and they said they took test results and all that stuff, and it came out clear. And they said they wanted to run more, but I didn't have insurance, and my bill would have skyrocketed, so I was like, well, nevermind, okay. Now, it's like some days, I can't even lean up straight, because it feels like my uterus is literally being pulled apart.

14:41 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, well, forget about the lump in the uterus. It meant nothing. Zero.

14:44 Adam That's not connected to this?

14:45 Black Eyed Peas It meant zero. It's normal to have cysts that come and go. It's normal to have swelling in the uterus. In fact, if you have severe pain, it's called menometrioragia, which is painful, persistent bleeding, heavy bleeding. You know, you're not on the Depo shot, right? Do you take Depo?

15:03 Caller No.

15:03 Black Eyed Peas Do you take any medication? And any history of sexual abuse?

15:08 Caller When I was younger.

15:10 Black Eyed Peas Okay, well, that's...

15:10 Adam Well, no, that wouldn't count. It would have to be like earlier today or this afternoon.

15:15 Black Eyed Peas Unexplained pelvic pain is one of the common phenomenon that occur from sexual abuse. Yeah. We've heard this show a million times.

15:22 Adam I know, once in a while, I just try to spice things up, you know, oh, do say.

15:27 Black Eyed Peas Touche.

15:27 Adam Wow, I'll tell you what, Drew.

15:29 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, we've had this a million times.

15:30 Adam I know, what do you want me to do? I'll go, psh, yeah, no kidding. Tara, what happened with the abuse, baby doll?

15:37 Caller Oh, I'm at home right now and I don't wanna say anything right now.

15:40 All right.

15:41 Black Eyed Peas Well, that's what you're dealing with, probably. The fact that you're so focused.

15:45 Adam Hold on, where do you talk about your sexual abuse?

15:47 Caller Well, also, I'm going through a divorce right now and I thought maybe like, you know, maybe I'm just getting over-anxiety because of all this.

15:52 Black Eyed Peas Absolutely. It's obvious. It becomes flying out and, you know, your voice just sounds overwhelmed and anxious and just fragmented.

16:00 Adam Do you have kids?

16:01 Caller Heck no.

16:03 Caller Good.

16:03 Adam Well, that's good.

16:06 Black Eyed Peas What does that mean?

16:07 Adam Why, what do you?

16:08 Caller He couldn't stay faithful.

16:09 Drew Oh.

16:10 Caller He married a sailor.

16:11 Adam You don't get that?

16:12 Black Eyed Peas Guys.

16:13 Adam What's wrong with you? All right, listen, Tara, hold on a second. Where, where can you talk about your sexual abuse?

16:20 Caller I don't, well, definitely not here.

16:22 Adam Well, where'd he go? Why, who's there? Where's your husband? Is he there?

16:26 Caller I'm divorcing him, so. I had to move back home.

16:30 Black Eyed Peas With your parents.

16:30 Adam Oh, you're with your folks.

16:31 Black Eyed Peas Yeah. Was your father the perpetrator?

16:34 Caller Yeah.

16:35 Black Eyed Peas Oh, that's a bad time. You should not be living with them.

16:37 Adam Yeah.

16:38 Black Eyed Peas Get out of there.

16:38 Adam And by the way, you're not gonna tell him anything he doesn't know.

16:41 Black Eyed Peas Right.

16:42 Adam Does your mom know?

16:42 Black Eyed Peas Did she hang up on us?

16:46 Adam I got a crappy phone line. Does your mom know about this?

16:49 Caller Yeah.

16:50 Adam And you moved back, huh?

16:52 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, it's not healthy for you to be with the perpetrator. Get out of there, get a therapist, get going here, Tara. All right? All right. And do look into this heavy bleeding. You may be having ovarian cysts or endometriosis or something. There could be a biological problem. No. But the experience is overwhelming and so preoccupying and so horribly painful because of the sexual abuse.

17:11 Adam Yeah, and look, you can't, you know, my dad missed a handful of Pop Warner football games when I was growing up. I would never move back into his house.

17:19 Black Eyed Peas You hear how he speaks about his father.

17:20 Adam Pussy. Pure pussy. Would never move back into that man's house. He wouldn't let me either, but that's beside the point.

17:28 Black Eyed Peas You actually kicked you out. You never actually did live in his house, did you?

17:32 Adam All right, I got kicked out of the garage when I was 19. So be it. The point is, there's this weird bond that people have with the people that abuse them, which is just scary. I mean, most guys I know who move out of the house wouldn't even dream of moving back under any circumstances, and yet the one that gets mapped by dad for a number of years is more unhappy to move back. Dad knows it. Mom is aware of it. Come on back. You gotta get some therapy. All right. All right.

18:01 Black Eyed Peas End of story.

18:02 Adam All right.

18:04 Black Eyed Peas Lois.

18:05 Adam That's Lois? Lois? I don't believe we've ever had a Lois call this show. Have we?

18:11 Really? That's weird.

18:14 Black Eyed Peas Well, now we've had one. Hey, Lois, with the phone breaking up reminds me of the, for some reason, the smoke alarms because we always miss them because of the phone breaking up.

18:21 Caller Right.

18:22 Black Eyed Peas I was sitting in my bathroom the other day and in my wife and my office, the smoke alarm started chirping.

18:27 Caller Mm-hmm.

18:28 Chirp, chirp, chirp.

18:28 Black Eyed Peas But it, you know, for the need of a battery.

18:31 Right.

18:32 Black Eyed Peas It hadn't chirped four times before I climbed up and turned it off. It's like having a drill bit. It's into your skull.

18:38 Adam We have people who call this show who have the low battery chirp going on their smoke detector for months.

18:44 Black Eyed Peas Or years.

18:45 Adam And in, well, I don't know if it'll go for years. I think eventually, ironically.

18:49 Black Eyed Peas Didn't one of them say like about 18 months or something?

18:51 Adam Well, the low battery chirp has the battery itself has got to run out eventually. I, you know, I'm always like, all right, we got a low battery. Why are you wasting it on the chirp? I think that with the cell phone too, like you're saying, me, me, me, me. It's like, oh, you're wasting yourself. You're like with your last breath, you're screaming, I got nothing left. It's like, don't, don't, give me another 30 seconds of conversation here. Don't, don't scream at me. That's precious battery.

19:18 Black Eyed Peas Anyway, so I was shocked at how just piercing it was.

19:23 Adam Yeah. The point is, is we have people that have a smoke detector in the bedroom, or in the room that they sleep in that chirps every 30 seconds, very loud.

19:34 Drew That's low battery.

19:35 Black Eyed Peas For months on end.

19:36 Adam For months on end, and they go right to sleep.

19:38 Black Eyed Peas They don't bother to change it. They acknowledge it. Every night.

19:42 Adam They tune it out. Lois?

19:44 Yeah?

19:44 Adam All right, so you're 27. You can only have sex in very still positions.

19:51 Caller Well, actually, it's kind of weird that the caller went before me because I have...

19:55 Adam All right. Drew, I don't want to talk to two people with the same problem back to back.

19:59 Black Eyed Peas What's the difference? It's just a hold still.

20:01 Adam It's the same thing. Vagina problems. Come on, let's talk some drug addicts or something. You know, got like huge areolas or something. I don't want the two gynecological questions straight in a row.

20:15 Black Eyed Peas The guy has a list of 25 people you hate.

20:17 Adam All right, there you go. That's better. Michael?

20:20 Yeah, hey. I got a list of 25 people you hate, Adam.

20:25 Black Eyed Peas Hold on, Louis, by the way. You're 18?

20:26 Adam You're a virgin?

20:29 Yeah. Yeah.

20:31 Adam Yeah, you can always tell the voice of a virgin. Plus, guys are getting, they're squirrely sounding, because if this guy got laid earlier today, he'd be like, hey, Ace.

20:41 Black Eyed Peas He also would be wasting his time compiling lists.

20:43 They don't write lists, they're just banging away.

20:45 Adam They're just banging away. They don't sit down and make lists. All right, Michael, give me the list of 25 people I hate.

20:51 All right, people that say the F word on the air.

20:54 Adam All right.

20:55 People that say the S word on the air.

20:58 Black Eyed Peas I don't think our screeners have heard the list.

21:00 Adam I was looking for names like, you know, Stephen Baldwin or something like that, you know?

21:05 Well, I couldn't remember any names that you had specifically said.

21:08 Adam All right. I'm gonna pray for you too, Adam.

21:11 Will ya?

21:11 I am, dude.

21:12 Adam Thanks.

21:13 Caller I am, because you're obviously such a retard.

21:17 Stephen Baldwin's gonna pray for me.

21:19 Adam I couldn't do any better than him praying for me.

21:21 Black Eyed Peas I know.

21:23 Adam Stephen Baldwin, I can't get like the Dolly Lama or somebody, I gotta guy with the tattoos drinking a sports drink, praying for me. Michael, keep going. This is, we're 23 and I'm already bored.

21:37 Caller Strip club DJs.

21:39 Adam All right.

21:40 Drew Strip club DJs, you hate strip club DJs?

21:42 Adam I don't, they get between me and my penis. You know what I mean? They're yelling the whole time in the background. They're distracting. You know, they're doing too much barking. They gotta get out of the way. They gotta get out of the way a little bit. You know what I'm saying? You know, they do, when the strippers who show up at the bachelor party, there's a guy who shows up with him. He makes change and he's kind of the muscle and he flips the tape on the cassette, you know, once in a while when the thing runs out.

22:09 Cassettes.

22:11 Adam Yeah, this is cool. Oh, back in the day, the guy would have to bring in a reel to reel.

22:18 The turntable.

22:18 Adam Victrola, the guy would whine in, I'm a melancholy bird. She'd just show you a little bit of her elbow. Everyone would start clapping. We'd give her a quarter and she'd leave. Yeah, no, no, the guy comes in for the strip club, he stays, the guy comes in for the bachelor party, he stays out of the way. He just hangs back. He, in case there's trouble, he slides in, but he hangs back. That's what the DJs at the strip clubs need to do.

22:46 People who drive too slow and are in front of you.

22:49 All right, hang on, Michael.

22:51 Adam Maybe we'll just whittle away like four of these.

22:54 Black Eyed Peas Every 20 minutes?

22:55 Adam Every 20 minutes, we'll do four. We gotta get Michael laid.

22:59 Black Eyed Peas He needs something. Give him a little writing seminar.

23:03 Adam What could we get him? What could we do for you? Michael? You're 18. You're calling from Virginia. Are you gonna go to college?

23:12 Caller Yeah, although right now I need to go to work so I can get money too.

23:16 Black Eyed Peas Junior college.

23:17 Adam Uh-oh. Where you working?

23:19 Caller Well, I need to start out at junior college because I slacked off in high school but I want to transfer to Virginia Tech.

23:25 Adam Yeah.

23:25 Drew Yeah, Virginia Tech is pretty crazy. We played there.

23:28 Adam That would be good but here's the problem with starting out at junior college. It's the Roach Motel. You never get out. It's like starting out on fly paper. You can't, you know, I'm gonna start with the fly paper and then I'm going off to college, uh-uh. It's like the fly going, I'm gonna hang out on the fly paper then I'm going over to the fruit salad. No, no, no, no, you're never gonna make it. Go to the fruit salad. Hey, Michael?

23:52 Caller Yeah.

23:52 Adam What do you do for work?

23:54 Caller I do computers.

23:56 Adam All right, it's all coming together now. Where are you gonna meet some ladies?

24:02 Caller I'm focusing on getting money first.

24:05 Adam Oh, okay. You can do both, you know. As a matter of fact, if you're really good, you can get a rich lady. Yeah, get rich later or someone who's really ugly who'll pay you to have sex with them. That's how Drew made it through college. All right, Drew, what? Okay, I'm taking a break. I'm gonna get on the roof. Black Eyed Peas here tonight. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

24:28 Drew Loveline.

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24:49 Caller Three.

25:10 Adam Drew, Drew, stop the beat box. Please, Drew. That was me. That wasn't Drew?

25:17 Drew That was Drew.

25:19 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Love Line, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew on the beat box. Do a little more beat box, Drew.

25:27 Drew I'll do you.

25:31 Black Eyed Peas Dr. Drew in the hizzing.

25:33 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Will and Apple here tonight from Black Eyed Peas. Then we're gonna bring Fergie and Taboo in from the Black Eyed Peas as well. And now this says Black Eyed Peas, but it is the Black Eyed Peas, yes?

25:48 Drew Yes, the, yeah, the.

25:49 Adam All right, Drew, I'm gonna start strangling people around here.

25:53 Black Eyed Peas Tonight's the night.

25:54 Adam I'm losing it. All right, here we go, let's focus now. Let's get it together now.

25:58 Caller Let's go.

25:59 Adam Let's break it down.

26:05 All right, all right, all right.

26:06 Adam All right, here we go. Back to the phones, really. We're coming now.

26:10 Caller Look out.

26:11 Black Eyed Peas Joanna.

26:11 Adam Joanna.

26:13 Caller Hello.

26:14 Adam You're 18?

26:15 Caller Yep.

26:15 Adam What's up?

26:18 Caller What was that?

26:20 Caller My boyfriend and I just started this new thing where instead of me swallowing when I get in head, I like him to nut on my face and now I have a rash.

26:32 Adam I remember going through that phase.

26:36 Caller Well, I have the rash on my face, but you can't see it, but my face itches now. And I was wondering if it could have something to do with the nuttary.

26:45 Adam Yeah. What about that? Now, is it a rash if you can't see it, by the way?

26:50 Caller Well, it's like tiny, tiny little red bumps. It's barely visible, but it itches like crazy.

26:55 Adam Well, why don't you ask your dad if he thinks that it's from your boyfriend or maybe it's just you know, a pillowcase or something like that.

27:06 Black Eyed Peas Have you been using any other new creams or cosmetic products, anything like that?

27:10 Caller Nothing, because I thought about all the normal stuff.

27:12 Caller Nothing's different.

27:15 Black Eyed Peas I guess it could be. It's a possibility. It's pretty rare.

27:19 Adam Doesn't...

27:20 Drew Poison that?

27:23 Adam And by the way, Hey, it just sounds, it sounds like a chore for the nut on the face each time you have a lovemaking session. You know what I mean?

27:34 Each time, I just like it.

27:35 Caller I'd rather do that than swallow it.

27:38 Black Eyed Peas You see, this is interesting. Women sort of avoid that whole issue.

27:42 Adam Well, you know, it's smart as a guy to do that. Like, instead of going, should I pull out? You go, so listen, you want to swallow or should I nut on your face?

27:52 Black Eyed Peas For negotiating for it.

27:54 Adam Yeah, yeah, you give them those two options.

27:56 Drew How about booby love?

27:58 Adam Yeah, what about booby love?

28:01 Drew Booby love is always great. And you avoid the face and the swallage.

28:07 Caller Good point, thank you.

28:09 Caller All right.

28:10 Adam Hey, Joanna? You heading toward junior college these days?

28:18 Caller Really?

28:21 Drew Wow.

28:23 Adam Wow. That is rarefied air, a Berkeley student with a nut on their face. You know what I'm saying? There's not a lot of them. God bless you, you big gal?

28:33 Caller No.

28:34 Adam Hmm, wow.

28:36 Black Eyed Peas What are you gonna study?

28:38 Caller Oh, I wanna be a teacher.

28:39 Adam Yeah, I could see that. This would be one of the important life lessons you teach your children.

28:44 Caller Of course.

28:45 Adam All right, and you wanna work, what grades you wanna work with, just because it will be funny? Teacher nutterpus. I gotta make it tinkle. Do it on my face, sweetie. Yeah, now makes you think back at all your old teachers, right? I wonder if Mrs. Harvey was doin' that in fifth grade when I was... No, no, no. She did wear glasses, though. They could have just been for protection.

29:20 Interesting.

29:23 Adam Lois.

29:24 Caller Yes.

29:25 Adam All right, so we started to speak to you before.

29:27 Black Eyed Peas You are- Before Adam so rudely put you aside.

29:30 Adam Yeah, you can only have a- Yeah, all right. Quiet down, or I'll hang up on you. You can only have sex in still positions.

29:38 Caller Okay, well, this is the deal, is that I have endometriosis, which is like, well, Dr. Drew, you know what it is. It's like growth in my uterus.

29:45 Black Eyed Peas It's actually, it's actually, you have, listen, it's actually a piece of the line of uterus gets out into the cavity of the abdomen, and then actually menstruates. That's what causes the inflammation. Nice, huh? Here we go.

29:56 Caller Oh, I didn't even know that.

29:58 Caller All right.

29:59 Caller Well, yeah, the way that I found it out was because about a year ago, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and it really started to hurt, and at this point, we can have sex barely without me moving. And I had surgery for it in October, and my husband couldn't get all of it away, and she wants to put me on Lupron, and I wanted to ask your opinions on that.

30:27 Black Eyed Peas It's pretty commonplace treatment for endometriosis. It'll make you basically menopausal, and you'll be pretty miserable for a while, but it's very effective for the endometriosis, and sometimes we'll get it under control so you don't have to worry about it anymore. But prepare to be kind of wacky for a little while. They don't do enough sort of coaching women that go on Lupron, how moody and miserable you can be.

30:46 Drew Really?

30:47 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, it really shuts down the ovaries.

30:48 Adam Women are nutty on just tap water and rice cakes. They're nutty. I couldn't imagine them on some kind of drug that is gonna make them, especially the word loop in it. Loopy?

30:58 Black Eyed Peas Loop on, yes, Lupron.

30:59 Adam Lupron, yeah, that just sounds like you're gonna get loopy. I'm gonna make something called column or something, like just come on.

31:08 Caller Come on.

31:09 Drew They're going back to the come on statement.

31:12 Caller Jane?

31:14 Adam It's running through my mind now. Jane? It's what? You're 24.

31:19 Caller Yeah.

31:20 Adam What are you doing, Jane?

31:22 Caller I'm driving.

31:23 Adam All right, what's up?

31:26 Caller I had a question. I didn't know what I needed to do. I've been with my husband for eight years now. We have three kids.

31:34 Black Eyed Peas Three kids at 24?

31:39 Caller We were having some issues and I went out one day with some girls and I ended up going out with them.

31:43 Caller Hold on, hold on.

31:44 Adam Are you doing like a hand bone on the dash of your car? Like, what is all that noise?

31:49 Caller I have my son with me but he can't hear me.

31:51 Black Eyed Peas He's banging things.

31:52 Adam Oh, he's banging things. All right, well put him out on the hood or something. That's where my dad used to put me. I rode on the hood. On the roof, be fair. Well, no, I started on the roof, just taped down. It was actually one of those folding chairs that was taped to the rack of the station wagon. That was my child seat. But then the turn indicator broke. So it moved me out to the hood. Oh, he'd signal. Yeah, he'd tie some kite string to my arm. He'd yank on the left one if I had to signal left. Once in a while we'd get crossed up and I'd be leaning the wrong way.

32:23 Black Eyed Peas Did he also have a thing that would sort of, like a Flintstone horn where you'd squeeze your chest.

32:30 Adam Actually, the hood emblem was the only thing that kept me on. I don't want to say where it was, Drew, but it took a lot of corrective surgery to fix that. Where the hell was she? Jane?

32:41 Caller Uh-huh.

32:42 Adam All right, so what'd you say? You're cheating on your husband?

32:46 Caller So I did, I had a wedding stand and then I couldn't believe it. Like the next day I came home and my husband's like, where were you? I lied to him 12 months ago.

32:54 Caller And he so believed me.

32:56 And I went back like a second time to see this guy and now it's like whatever.

33:01 Caller And I just don't know how to get over this guy.

33:03 Drew So it's not a one night stand?

33:07 Caller I went back a second time and like my husband so believed me.

33:13 Adam Yeah, well the whole thing is you're not supposed to think your 24 year old wife with the three kids is out banging another guy.

33:19 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, it's the last thing he'd want to think about. She would keep him doing anything not to have to enter in his mind.

33:23 Adam I was at my friend's or I was at work or something, you believe it.

33:25 Caller Of course.

33:26 Adam Your wife tells you what she was doing all day, you believe her, right?

33:28 Black Eyed Peas Absolutely. Well, Jane, what's the plan here?

33:31 Caller It's like my husband is so much better in bed than this guy and I don't get it.

33:37 Adam Well.

33:38 Black Eyed Peas You've been married since you were what age?

33:40 Caller Oh, 18.

33:41 Black Eyed Peas How old is your husband?

33:43 Caller He's 26.

33:44 Black Eyed Peas Why did you get married at 18?

33:45 Caller Because I got pregnant.

33:48 Black Eyed Peas Okay, well that's what this is all about, really.

33:50 Adam Yeah, but the husband's good and bad.

33:52 Black Eyed Peas But she still, she's.

33:54 Caller Yeah.

33:55 Black Eyed Peas You relinquish that privilege. That's it, you're a mom of three now. You gotta make this marriage work. You gotta be a family. It's it. That's it, Jane, that's it. Whatever this means. Whatever it's an expression of, some sort of hostility or whatever. Are you drinking too? Are you using a lot of alcohol when this happens? Yes, is there alcohol in your family?

34:15 Caller No.

34:16 Adam Something's going on. Yeah?

34:18 Caller Like, when I see guys, I just, I don't wanna sound rude or anything, but I see them as a potential screw now. Like, that happened. Like, I just look at a guy like, like, I wonder how he is in bed.

34:28 Adam Hey, Jane? Drew does the same thing with guys, by the way. Only guys, if his wife's listening.

34:34 Black Eyed Peas It's only you, yeah.

34:35 Adam All right, here's the thing, Jane. First off, do your kids a favor and just hand them over to the Hells Angels right now and let them be raised by decent people. You are gonna screw those kids up royally.

34:46 Black Eyed Peas That's something happening in your family.

34:48 Adam My God, are you gonna screw these kids up? Listen, everybody, hold on. I gotta get preachy for a second, but this crap where I can shoot a little meth, I can bang around with some guy at work, I can be totally out of control, but my kid never knows it, I'm still a great mom. How dare you say I'm not a great mom? I'm a loving parent. I love my kid. You loving your kid doesn't mean squat. You gotta do something for him. Or you gotta not do certain things, like bang guys you meet at the restaurant, or shoot drugs or do whatever it is you're doing. And believe me, your kids know. And they don't need to know. They know everything. They just feel everything. They don't know.

35:23 Black Eyed Peas Right, they don't know it in any kind of intellectual, cognitive way. They feel it. They feel everything that goes on in the family system.

35:28 Adam It would actually be better if they just knew it. Specifically what's going on. All they know is they got an out of control mom.

35:34 Black Eyed Peas Feels like hell, they're scared.

35:35 Adam Yeah, all right. Jane, Jane.

35:39 Caller Uh-huh?

35:41 Adam You are, you seem like you come from a lot of chaos. Was your family chaotic?

35:47 Caller Yeah, like a broken home and stuff.

35:49 Black Eyed Peas An alcoholic dad too, I definitely get alcoholism. Somebody's an alcoholic in your family.

35:55 Adam Mom's an alcoholic.

35:56 Black Eyed Peas Okay, I definitely get the alcoholism.

35:58 Adam And any abuse from your dad, physical, anything like that?

36:01 Caller No, never, never, never. I don't know my mom either, she was just like, we were like, took in from my mom at a young age.

36:09 Like in foster care.

36:10 Adam Who took in you?

36:11 Black Eyed Peas Oh, geez.

36:12 Caller Fonster care, war to the court.

36:13 Adam Okay, so your family's a disaster.

36:16 Black Eyed Peas So for you to try to tolerate a real, somebody actually loves you is very unpleasant. You gotta get some therapy, Jen, you've got to. You are gonna mess the kids up. They're gonna end up in foster care.

36:25 Drew Yeah.

36:26 Adam I don't even, hey, how old, listen, Jane.

36:30 Caller Huh?

36:30 Adam Look, let me explain something. You are serious damaged goods. And I'm saying it as a friend, but you are damaged. What your childhood put you through is really the equivalent to like a horrible car crash.

36:45 Black Eyed Peas And don't put your kids through this.

36:47 Adam You gotta go, you gotta get some therapy. You're not right, do you understand?

36:52 Black Eyed Peas All these impulses you're having, not good.

36:54 Adam Your kids are gonna be a mess. Do you care about your kids?

36:59 Drew Is the first time you did it, cheated on your husband?

37:01 Caller Yeah.

37:02 Black Eyed Peas No, but you're on your way, you're having all these impulses through multiple males.

37:06 Adam Yeah, and believe me, it's like a shoulder that pops out a joint, it gets easier every time. Yeah?

37:12 Caller Uh-huh.

37:13 Adam All right, look, you're not gonna do anything. Look, Jane, do me a favor. No more goddamn kids, how about that? All right, dude, listen, I really mean, I would like, first off, there's nothing that anyone can say to someone like Jane. If she wants to pop out five more kids and screw up five more kids, and then we'll have eight kids running around out there who are doing, by the way, the exact same thing she's gonna be doing. The guys will probably be violent and the girls will be pregnant at 17 and our society will slowly erode. More people in prison, more people hooked on drugs, less people employed, less people going to college, less people finished, and there's nothing anyone will ever say about it. No one will ever pipe up about it. Look, if you got a girl who's in Jane's situation and she's in foster care, gets pulled out of her family, and her family's a chaotic mess and her mom's a raging alcoholic, you gotta keep an eye on her. She's gonna spit out a bunch of kids early and often and then those kids are gonna become our problem because Jane is not fit. And by the way, Jane's 24, she's got three kids. The over under, seven. You know what I mean? She's gonna pop out one with one of these guys. And then I'm pregnant and he thinks it's his, but, and that's when the chaos really kicks in and then eventually we gotta come in and collect the kids because, but the damage is done. They're scarred for life.

38:38 Black Eyed Peas But Adam, she's a great mom.

38:39 Adam She's great, she's great, she's great. And we can't tell people what to do with their units.

38:45 Black Eyed Peas And by the way, this is not to pick on women because the guys do the same damn thing.

38:48 Adam Well, guys are worse, but the only problem is, is they're the keepers of the grail. You know what I mean? They're the ones that are crapping out the kids. I don't know what to do, but the idea that we can't say anything about it or do anything about it in society, yet all we do all day is tell everyone what to do and what they can't do, go down the airport, see how many hoops you got, take your shoes off, crawl through there, spin around, see if you can blow yourself, do it. Guy had me do it, he's laughing at me. It was like that prison in Iraq. I got naked, chick was smoking, I was crying, she's taking pictures with me.

39:25 Black Eyed Peas It's like a fat dog on you.

39:27 Adam I was like, what does this have to do with security? She said, just do it. She kept yelling at me. We had to get in a pyramid. Fat guy was traveling to Chicago on business, was on top of the pyramid, was horrible, was naked. I don't know why I was thinking about this, but there's this big, they're having this big auction out here in California because of all the stuff they confiscate. They have like thousands of Swiss Army knives and thousands of those Leatherman tools and all the airports stuff. Yeah, they just have an auction and they sell it in bulk, like lots of like, you don't buy one Swiss Army knife, you buy 65 Swiss Army knives. But I just thought to myself, since 9-11, they've confiscated like 75, 000 box cutters at the airport. Like, I'm still, I still got the way most, by the way, I want that guy arrested. I don't care what he was doing. I don't care if he's a professional box cutter. I, hey, he's going to a box cutting convention. I just want to examine.

40:24 Black Eyed Peas Is he impaired in some way? What's going on here?

40:26 Adam Yeah, oh, I travel with my box cutter.

40:29 Caller Doesn't everybody?

40:30 Adam What's up with box cutters? I ain't heard. What, something up? It's like, yeah, yeah, took a couple of buildings down. You didn't hear? Oh, it's just a leather, man. It's just got a saw and a screwdriver and a taser on it. And some pepper spray and a crossbow built into it. And it's, well, one part's a shark cage that I climb into and then I got a bang stick. It's got a 12 gauge shotgun on it. It's like, you can't bring that stuff in the airport, you idiots. How does that work? I'm going to the airport and bringing my knife?

41:05 Black Eyed Peas I'm tempted to just stand there and just watch to see one get confiscated, see who that is.

41:10 Adam Yeah, and by the way, just a light beating would be nice for these guys. Just a little sting so they remember next time. But anyway, it's our windfall. I'm gonna go buy myself like 70, 000 corkscrews and some nail files. All right, Black Eyed Peas are here tonight. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Hey, everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Will and Apple here tonight, from The Black Eyed Peas, and Fergie and Taboo gonna come in here. And just a couple of you, we actually remember Fergie, actually Fergie remembered to remind us that we remember her from when she was in a band called Wild Orchid that we had on Love Line, the TV show, a couple of times. And it's very rare, but I vividly remember Wild Orchid because there were three hot chicks and they sung acapella for us. And Drew has no recollection of it.

42:20 Black Eyed Peas No, now I'm remembering ous. Oh no, you're not. Coming into focus.

42:23 Adam No, it's not.

42:24 Black Eyed Peas Little bit.

42:25 Adam Coming into focus means starting to lie. Understand when people say coming into focus, they just go, now I'm BSing.

42:35 Black Eyed Peas No, no, no, no, no.

42:36 Adam Yeah, huh? No? You don't remember?

42:40 Black Eyed Peas No, I'm remembering so faintly.

42:42 Adam All right, Melissa?

42:44 Caller Yeah.

42:45 Adam You're 16?

42:46 Black Eyed Peas Yep.

42:47 Adam What's going on, baby doll?

42:49 Caller Well, I've been losing a lot of lately purposely and it's been healthy-wise, but like my boobs went from a double D down to almost a C.

42:57 Adam Yeah.

42:57 Caller Well, they were almost a double D and now they're like almost a C.

43:00 Adam Yeah.

43:00 Caller So I was like, anyway, like I can't stand it.

43:03 Black Eyed Peas What are the liabilities of being healthy, I guess, huh?

43:05 Adam Yeah. Well, that's what happens. Yeah, so you lose your chins, so you lose your boobs, you know?

43:11 Black Eyed Peas Most people desire a C, whether they're going up or going down. That seems to be the target that a lot of people want. I'd prefer her to.

43:17 Drew Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I like double D.

43:21 Adam You like double D, yeah.

43:22 Drew Yeah, D batteries make my radio go.

43:24 Adam Yeah. But look, what do you want with the good comes to bad?

43:36 Caller So there's like no.

43:36 Adam Oh yeah, what do you want us to tell you? Wrap it in foil? What's doing? You're losing weight, your boobs are going down.

43:43 Black Eyed Peas Boobs are fat, that's what they are.

43:45 Drew Game over.

43:46 Black Eyed Peas Gotta work out. Gotta put muscle in them.

43:48 Caller Do you have any exercises that I could like help kind of lose like weight around my stomach areas and not my tits?

43:56 Caller Sit ups.

43:57 Adam I don't know, Melissa.

43:58 Drew Chest ups.

43:59 Adam Where are you going to finishing school, by the way? I'm guessing Zurich. Where? Listen, baby, have a little decorum, would you, for Christ's sake? Be a lady. Now, guys, like, what do you want? You plan on getting tattoos on your boobs in a couple of months and you want extra room? What's going on?

44:21 Caller I just like, I don't know. I've always gotten a lot of tension from it and they're like getting small and it's like I'm not getting attention. That's like the main thing about me that got attention.

44:30 Black Eyed Peas What has your weight gone from what to what?

44:32 Adam It's not your vivacious personality and outgoing spirit.

44:37 Black Eyed Peas Giving spirit is what I call it.

44:38 Adam Yeah, I always got a lot of tension from my cans, you know? Now I'm not getting no press, you know what I'm saying? It's like, well, look, guys, stop looking at your boobs and they start admiring your ass. That's how it works when you lose weight.

44:51 Drew How much did you use to weight?

44:53 Adam Melissa.

44:53 Caller I seem like I was like, not to be racist, but I looked like I was black and now I don't.

44:58 Adam You look like you're black and now you don't because why?

45:01 Caller I lost my ass, too.

45:04 Black Eyed Peas How much did you weigh and how much do you weigh now?

45:06 Caller I weighed 180 and now I'm 165.

45:08 Adam All right, so you've gone from, you know, cruiser weight down to super middle weight. Fine.

45:15 Black Eyed Peas All right. Keep going, you'll find, relax.

45:17 Adam Keep going, she's gonna blow away, Drew. She's 165, she's probably 5'2". What do you want her to do? She's loosening her melons as we speak. Sweetie P. Melissa. Melissa. Let me, okay, let me give a quick message to you and your boobs and all the boobs out there listening.

45:37 Caller Listen.

45:37 Adam You're only 16. Can you please, and I know it's difficult in the society we live in, but stop obsessing about what guys think about you and who wants to hump you, okay? First off, don't worry, you'll find a dude.

45:50 Caller I'm worried about that, so, I mean, I'm worried about it, but I have a man right now and.

45:54 Adam You do.

45:55 Black Eyed Peas I know, but that's fine.

45:56 Adam Okay, well, you got a man, so what do you need everyone else looking at you for?

45:59 Drew Is he mad because the boobies got smaller?

46:01 Caller I don't know.

46:03 Black Eyed Peas That's an unhealthy impulse.

46:05 Caller Okay.

46:05 Black Eyed Peas To need the adulation of the crowd.

46:09 Adam Melissa, here's the thing, wait, you're studying in school and stuff?

46:14 Caller Yeah.

46:15 Adam You are?

46:16 Caller Yeah, I'm still in school.

46:18 Adam You're still in school, you're gonna go to college?

46:21 Caller I think I'm gonna go to trade school.

46:23 Adam Oh, really? What are you gonna learn?

46:27 I'm not sure yet.

46:27 Caller I really haven't decided.

46:29 Black Eyed Peas What are you thinking?

46:30 Caller I'm thinking auto mechanics, even though I don't know.

46:32 Black Eyed Peas Did I not say that?

46:33 Caller Yeah.

46:34 Adam Yeah, well, I don't think she was thinking anything and then she heard you say auto mechanic.

46:38 Black Eyed Peas I don't think she heard anything.

46:39 Adam You know anything about cars, Melissa?

46:41 Caller Not yet.

46:42 Adam Okay, but you like them.

46:43 Caller I'm kinda sort of, I pick up things as I go, like when I'm hanging out with some of my friends and I work on my cars, I'm just like.

46:49 Adam All right, all right, all right. She's got a plan.

46:52 Black Eyed Peas Good times.

46:52 Adam All right, oh look, I like that. She's realistic. All right, Will and Apple here tonight from the Black Eyed Peas. We're gonna do a little trade out, bring Fergie and Taboo in from the Black Eyed Peas. We'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-1-9-1. The Black Eyed Peas are here tonight. Fergie and Taboo are in here. We have...

47:39 Caller Did a switcheroo.

47:41 Adam We did a little switcheroo. Anderson, Anderson, maybe you can play the Taboo theme song, which is this. Now, you...

47:49 Caller Yes.

47:50 Adam Do you know this song? Classic, classic, classic. This song is in Taboo, too. And I... Do you know Taboo?

47:57 Caller I've been a big fan of Taboo. I've been a big fan of many adult films.

48:02 Adam Oh, really?

48:02 Caller Since I was young, you know, it taught me a lot about my manhood.

48:08 Adam You guys can cover this.

48:09 Caller You know it as your... quite a theme song for you.

48:11 Caller Quite a theme song. You know, there's also Sweetest Taboo by Sade.

48:15 Adam Well, that's true. But there's that...

48:17 Black Eyed Peas I'm just thinking about Taboo learning about being a man through this film. Yeah.

48:21 Caller Well, you got to understand, I came from a place called Rosemead, which is in the San Diego Valley.

48:27 Black Eyed Peas Next to Temple City. Yeah.

48:29 Adam Dr. Drizzy. Yeah.

48:36 Black Eyed Peas Montebello's in the sun.

48:37 Caller Right next to San Gabriel.

48:41 Caller Hacienda Heights.

48:42 Adam You're a Hacienda hider?

48:43 Caller Yeah, definitely.

48:44 Caller Wow.

48:45 Adam No thing that's ironic about Temple City, not one Jew in the whole place.

48:48 Caller Wow.

48:49 Adam Think about it. Temple City? Not a Jew?

48:52 Caller No.

48:52 Caller No temples.

48:53 Adam Yeah, no temples. Hacienda Heights. Yeah. It's beautiful.

48:57 Black Eyed Peas Must be beautiful.

48:58 Caller I gotta say thank you for the theme song. I love it. I appreciate it.

49:02 Black Eyed Peas There must be beautiful farms and ranches in Hacienda Heights.

49:06 Caller No, actually, it has the only Buddhist temple in North America. The biggest one.

49:14 Black Eyed Peas Strangely, it was supposed to be in Temple City, but it was built more in Hacienda Heights.

49:18 Caller Yeah, but it wasn't. No, it's in Hacienda Heights.

49:22 Adam So, we got some locals out here.

49:23 Caller Locals, yes.

49:24 Adam Who's a Pasadena man? I'm North Hollywood. Yeah.

49:28 Caller North Hollywood. What do you think of Old Town Pasadena?

49:33 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, it's wonderful.

49:34 Caller Have you ever been to Sushi Float?

49:36 Black Eyed Peas A Float. Yes.

49:38 Caller How about Hooters right across the way?

49:41 Black Eyed Peas Usually, my family would go to A Float, so I can't go to Hooters.

49:44 Caller I'm sure Adam's been to Hooters.

49:46 Adam I have been to several of them, but I've not been to the Old Town Hooters. Is that in there? They got one going?

49:52 Caller You got it going?

49:52 Caller I've been to that one.

49:53 Black Eyed Peas Oh, Chris, of course.

49:54 Caller Chris.

49:55 Caller Hooters right there, yeah.

49:56 Adam Yeah, buddy. All right.

49:57 Black Eyed Peas He's thinking about Janet the whole time.

49:59 Adam We're going to hear something else from the Black Eyed Peas, by the way, before the night is true, possibly in this break. Although, I'm not sure. I keep calling these breaks, but I should call them segments, right, Drew? And I'm not sure what the next song we're going to hear is, but we'll figure it out.

50:13 Black Eyed Peas It'll be a good one.

50:14 Adam We've got a question for Fergie. Rachel? What's happening?

50:20 Caller What's going on?

50:21 Adam What's happening? Hi, Rachel.

50:23 I love you.

50:24 Adam You love me?

50:25 Caller I love you.

50:26 Adam Great. You got a question for Fergie?

50:29 Caller I did. I was wondering.

50:30 I grew up watching Kids Incorporated, and I was wondering how you got involved with that and how your transition between TV and becoming like a big famous recording star went. Like, how did you get into show business that young?

50:43 Black Eyed Peas Of course, naturally, they went looking in Hacienda Heights for future stars.

50:48 Adam That's the cradle of child stars is Hacienda Heights. That's where they go. No.

50:54 Caller Actually, you know what, you're very original. You're an OG gangster. You knew Kids Incorporated. That's very cool. I did that since I was eight years old. I did it for six years and graduated from that and got out of the music business for a year and got back into it with Renee, who was on the show with me. Did a group with her called Wild Orchid.

51:19 Adam Wild Orchid. This is five years ago. Six years ago?

51:23 Caller Yeah, definitely.

51:24 Black Eyed Peas It probably started eight years ago.

51:26 Caller Yeah, it started a long time ago from when I was 15. I actually stayed in the group for a long time, way longer than I should have personally because I grew up as a people pleaser. I wanted to make everyone happy. That's why I stayed in it so long. But I mean, I love the girls, they're amazing and it's cool.

51:45 Adam Why did you leave? Did the band break up? Did you leave?

51:48 Caller Well, we did break up, obviously, but it had nothing to do with the girls. They're great people. I stayed with them for a long time.

51:55 Adam But it sounds like you want to go a different direction.

51:58 Caller I had been wanting to go a different direction for a long time and I just didn't know how to express that. That was a personal thing for me.

52:07 Adam How did you get hooked up with the Black Eyed Peas?

52:09 Caller Well, in 1998, I went to go see them at the L. Ray Theater in LA. I've always been to a lot of hip hop shows. I've always been a huge hip hop fan. But I went to go see them and something about them really intrigued me because it's not that they were these thug guys. They just were artistic. They were hip hop but they were also a rock in the same sense. They had a band. They were stylish in the way they dressed.

52:38 Adam How did you make your way in? Because every time I see a concert, I think, I got a jam with that guy.

52:43 Caller Yeah, no, I just did a mon-

52:46 Caller Yeah, what did you do?

52:46 Adam No, no, no.

52:47 Caller How did you get backstage? Nothing like that. No, nothing.

52:50 Adam How did it work? What happened then?

52:52 Caller Nothing like that.

52:53 Adam I'm not saying it was that way.

52:56 Caller No, the way it was is this. They're always very personal guys and back-

53:04 Caller Chris.

53:05 Caller I wish. Taboo and I have talked about it many times, but no. No.

53:10 Adam They're good guys.

53:12 Caller No, they're very good guys, but actually, they did their show and they're very normal guys and after the show, they came out at the L. Ray Theater and they did their dance circle like they always do. They did their battle-

53:25 Adam Sure, and I do one of those after each show.

53:26 Caller Yeah, they come out, they came out and just started battling, started a dance circle.

53:31 Adam And so you hung out.

53:33 Caller Yeah, I mean, I was watching.

53:34 Adam And you started talking to them.

53:35 Caller Yeah, I actually talked to Will.

53:36 Adam I don't want to finish the story for you, but eventually you got into the band, right?

53:39 Caller Well, no, no, no. I talked to Will and his name at the time was Will 1X. But I talked to him and I said, you know what, I really have to work with you guys. But at the time, I was with Wild Orchid and the record company. There was no way they were letting us do anything with any hip-hop artists because they just didn't really get that.

54:00 Black Eyed Peas So when did it happen?

54:01 Caller So, I kept the number, saved it, went through everything I had to go through, ups and downs, a lot of downs. But yeah.

54:12 Adam But eventually you got into the band, right? I dare you. Well, I'm just trying to figure out how you got into the band.

54:20 Caller You were doing an album called Elefunk, right? We had a song called Shut Up, which was one of our singles. We were looking for a female voice. Our friend Dante suggested Fergie. We were like, well, can Fergie sing? Yeah, she could sing. All right, let's bring her in. We brought her in. She knocked it out.

54:35 Adam So you called her.

54:36 Caller We called her.

54:37 Caller Yeah, but I mean, there's a lot of stuff that went in, you know, in between that stuff. I was abusing myself for a while. And it was a very bad point in my life. I spent all my money that I had earned.

54:50 Adam Made from Wild Orchid?

54:51 Caller Well...

54:52 Adam You didn't make any money?

54:53 Caller Well, you know, I had been a child actor. I had done Kids Incorporated for...

54:57 Caller Oh, yeah.

54:58 Adam Yeah. I thought about that.

54:59 Caller My big acting debut.

55:01 Adam Now, so...

55:02 Caller We've never loved Hewitt.

55:04 Adam Yeah.

55:05 Caller Well, yeah. Yeah.

55:06 Adam Can you introduce me to her, by the way?

55:08 Caller Who was that?

55:08 Adam That was a person who called in 20 minutes ago.

55:10 Caller 30 minutes ago. Yeah, exactly. I mean, there's a lot of things that have happened in my life. I mean, I could go through it. It's gonna take a long time, but...

55:17 Adam I don't think we need to do that. But all I'm saying is, is you checked out the Black Eyed Peas. You were into the band. Definitely. You wanted to be part of the band. And the band called you.

55:27 Caller No, no. You know, it's not that I wanted to be part of the band. I mean, I love them. I was a fan of them. I had gone to a lot of hip hop concerts. And something about them attracted me, because it wasn't the stug...

55:39 Adam All right, but you didn't want to be in the band.

55:42 Caller You know what? I wouldn't say I didn't want to be in the band, but I would never plan to be in the band. Because...

55:48 Caller It was just a natural progression.

55:49 Caller Yeah, it was just a natural thing.

55:51 Adam You're in the band now. That's important.

55:53 Caller I was never saying that I was going to be in the Black Eyed Peas. I would have never thought that.

55:57 Adam All right.

55:57 Caller At all.

55:58 Adam I gotta make fun of some teenagers. Let's focus. Sarah? You're 19?

56:06 Caller Yeah.

56:06 Adam What's up?

56:08 Caller Well, I've been clean now for 13 months. I shot up methamphetamine since I was 15. I've been doing drugs pretty much since I was 12. And since I've been clean, I would say maybe once a month, maybe not even that often, I have like actual dreams, like more flashbacks of shooting up and I wake up and I'm like sweating and crying. My question is, I was wondering if that's something I'm gonna have to deal with my whole life or will it eventually go away?

56:34 Black Eyed Peas Probably not. They're actually very positive when you have dreams like that. They're reminding you of what it feels like to do that and to wake up feeling guilty and miserable is sort of a rehearsal process. It's a similar kind of dream to people say, dreaming that they went into a test unprepared or onto stage and not knowing the music or something. It sort of motivates you to stay where you are.

56:55 Adam What about that one where I'm whizzing in the sink but I'm really asleep and then I...

56:59 Black Eyed Peas You're actually whizzing in the sink though.

57:02 Caller How about the one where you dream where you lose your teeth? What does that mean?

57:05 Black Eyed Peas That's anxiety. You're grinding your teeth at night.

57:07 Caller No, but I actually can talk about this because I had an experience with crystal methamphetamine and it was for about a year and it's a very powerful drug, a very, very addictive drug and I didn't know it when I started using it and I completely understand that you have visions because you have sleep deprivation and that's what it's from. You have just...

57:29 Black Eyed Peas Well, no, it's a year and a half later. She's sleeping normally and now she's having dreams of using dreams and the part of it is...

57:36 Caller The triggers.

57:37 Black Eyed Peas It's really just, this is such a profound alteration of the brain's motivational systems that it's always there driving you back and it gets sort of, becomes visualized in dreams once in a while and then you react to them and that's good.

57:50 Adam Sarah, it says you shot meth for three years?

57:54 Caller Yeah.

57:55 Adam So that's pretty hardcore.

57:57 Caller Hardcore.

57:57 Caller So it's normal for you.

57:59 Caller I started doing meth when I was 15. I think the last year and a half was just straight shooting it.

58:07 Adam And now it's been a year and a half since you've been sober?

58:10 Black Eyed Peas Let me talk to her a little bit about...

58:11 Caller It's been 13 months.

58:12 Black Eyed Peas Congratulations. It's interesting. The two things that usually happen when people shooting a lot of speed is, one, you start picking on everything. Did you do that?

58:21 Caller I'm not picking on myself, but I'm very critical.

58:26 Black Eyed Peas No, no. When you were using. When you were using. I mean, picking your skin till you get ulcers and things. Did you do that? Yeah. And then the paranoias that develop, can you describe the paranoia when you had it?

58:40 Caller And actually, I kind of have another question. It's about, like, I've been.

58:44 Adam Has anyone ever satisfied you with the description of anything?

58:46 Black Eyed Peas Not tonight.

58:47 Caller All right.

58:48 Adam Well, not any night.

58:49 Black Eyed Peas Not any night, you're right.

58:50 Adam True. Have you ever on this show told, said someone, yeah, and tell us, tell us how that made you feel and had them give you an answer.

58:56 Black Eyed Peas No.

58:56 Adam No. Well, stop it then.

58:57 Black Eyed Peas No, I'm gonna keep trying.

58:58 Adam Whose fault is it?

58:59 Black Eyed Peas I'm gonna keep trying.

59:00 Adam All right. She's got another question. Wait, this is enough question, Sarah. We spent enough time with you. What are you doing for your sobriety?

59:07 Caller Well, I'm gonna start going to classes again. I actually got out of treatment early.

59:13 Black Eyed Peas Classes? You don't have a sponsor right now?

59:16 Caller No, I don't.

59:18 Adam Drew's got a puss on. Sarah, you gotta get back in.

59:23 Caller Yeah, next week I'm actually gonna start going to NA meetings.

59:26 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, and get yourself a sponsor immediately. Next week. Immediately.

59:29 Adam All right.

59:30 Black Eyed Peas All right.

59:31 Caller Thank you.

59:32 Adam Have a good time.

59:33 Black Eyed Peas Classes. What classes?

59:34 Adam Classes.

59:35 Black Eyed Peas She just doesn't understand the process.

59:37 Caller Is that like at a junior college?

59:38 Black Eyed Peas It's not a good sign. Not a good sign. Why?

59:41 Caller You know what?

59:41 Caller It's a huge deal.

59:43 Caller You know, it's...

59:44 Caller Yeah.

59:45 Caller I don't even recommend people who don't know...

59:48 Black Eyed Peas About speed?

59:50 Caller Yeah.

59:50 Caller I mean, it's horrible. I didn't know.

59:52 Adam It's insidious. I don't know. To me, they're happy drugs, and then they're bad drugs, and the speed is a bad one. I like the happy ones.

1:00:01 Caller Yeah, me too.

1:00:02 Black Eyed Peas Even if you're using it three times a week, you can be addicted, and it can change your thinking, it can damage your brain.

1:00:07 Caller I think they should actually make classes about that in high school. I think they should make classes to make that more known that that's that addictive.

1:00:14 Adam Well, but then what about my cooking, sewing, and horticulture classes? Horticulture classes. And then my... Oh, my... I was a ceramics major. I had to make a pinch pot ashtray. Are you kidding? These are the important life decisions. Do you go coil pot or do you go slab pot? Do you fire in a kiln or do you use the Riku firing method? Yeah. Felspar. Whether it's Felspar. You realize what that's... You know how much money I've made off my ceramics? Zero.

1:00:48 Black Eyed Peas No.

1:00:49 Adam Zero.

1:00:50 Caller Impossible.

1:00:50 Black Eyed Peas I'm shocked.

1:00:51 Adam I'll tell you the only thing, it's done. My wife went down to that Color Me Mine place and made me an ashtray and all I did was critique it. You call that an ashtray? What did you do? Was that a pinch ashtray? That sucks. What kind of glaze were you using? This wasn't fired at the right temperature. Take it back. It's really almost cost me my relationship. That's all. I just become critical of other people's ceramic work. I do nothing myself.

1:01:15 Caller Have you ever been to Color Me Mine?

1:01:19 Adam I've walked... By the way, these are these places where you can buy it. It's the equivalent of a dog park for people. You can go around and sniff people's ass and work with something and then fire something and then leave with it. You get to work with clay in a supervised environment.

1:01:37 Black Eyed Peas You don't work with the clay. It's all pre-made. You just paint it.

1:01:40 Adam Oh, well, that one, yeah. That one, you paint. Yeah, I think this one, once in a while, they give you a hump of clay and there's places where you get to actually do something. But I pass these places and I go, how do they stay in business? How many of those ceramic clowns can you sell? You know, it's like, well, the clown is four bucks and then the glaze is 350 and then it's eight bucks. I still, how many of those you got to move to make a business go here? I'm not sure if they're around, as a matter of fact, anymore. But yeah, anyway, anyway, I was a ceramics major in high school and I just think, you know, we sit around and do the show and we think about all the things that they don't prepare you for. Meanwhile, they're busy filling your head with nonsense. I know how to make Pillsbury Parmesan popovers, by the way, from from my junior high cooking class. I made a pillowcase in my sewing class like I'm sewing now. Please, forcing guys to do this nonsense too.

1:02:39 Black Eyed Peas How dare you?

1:02:39 Caller Disgusting.

1:02:40 Black Eyed Peas You're sexist.

1:02:41 Caller Let's get to the next caller.

1:02:43 Caller You're right.

1:02:43 Caller Next caller.

1:02:44 Caller You're right.

1:02:45 Adam Heather? I'm going to go back and sue the LA Unified School District. Here's how it's going to work. My lawyer is going to pull down a map of the United States and he's going to go, Adam, find California. I'm going to walk up and point at Montana and he's going to go, we rest our case. We rest, Your Honor. We rest. He's a complete imbecile.

1:03:09 Caller Heather, are you on the line?

1:03:11 Caller Hello? How are you doing?

1:03:14 Adam Who fought in the Civil War, Adam? Good guys and bad guys? I don't know. One group dudes like the black guys. I know that much.

1:03:24 Black Eyed Peas What guy look like Colonel Sanders?

1:03:26 Adam Yeah. And the other dudes look like Colonel Sanders.

1:03:30 Caller Heather?

1:03:32 Adam You're 21. Yeah. What's up?

1:03:36 Caller Got a question for you. All right. I've been having sex since I was 17. There were a few people and never in any of the times I've had sex have I ever had an orgasm during sex. So, I'm curious what can I do myself to make myself have an orgasm during sex?

1:03:53 Caller Well, there's this adult bookstore on Colorado Boulevard in Pasadena, which...

1:03:59 Adam She's calling from San Diego.

1:04:00 Caller Oh, okay. Well, take a trip to Pasadena. Dr. Drew lives there. There's this adult bookstore and they have many, many toys that you could play with.

1:04:10 Adam Yeah. How about a toy?

1:04:11 Caller No, what I'm wondering is, is there any way that I can do it by having sex? I've tried toys and oral sex and all that works, but I'm wondering if sex...

1:04:21 Black Eyed Peas You mean during... You want to have an orgasm during intercourse?

1:04:24 Caller Yes.

1:04:25 Caller I think it's more a mental thing.

1:04:27 Black Eyed Peas Many women can't do that.

1:04:28 Caller Yeah.

1:04:28 Black Eyed Peas Just can't do it.

1:04:30 Caller There's nothing that I can do to make it happen.

1:04:32 Black Eyed Peas Well, ask Fergie as a technique.

1:04:36 Caller Well, I mean, I just think from experience, I think it's more mental. And I think that it's a very personal thing. And when you have an orgasm, it's very personal.

1:04:46 Black Eyed Peas But she has them with oral sex, but she wants to have it with intercourse.

1:04:50 Caller I think that it's... because I used to be like that as well. And I think that it's just about letting go and being able to accept certain things while you're in the presence of another person.

1:05:00 Adam I was just thinking, guys don't have personal orgasm. There you go.

1:05:07 Caller That's some for you.

1:05:08 Adam You got any friends who want some?

1:05:09 Caller I don't need it. I'm done with it.

1:05:13 Adam Like, very personal. Drew, is there a guy who ive ever been born and said, yeah, my orgasms are very personal?

1:05:19 Caller But with women, it's different.

1:05:21 Black Eyed Peas We don't know what they're talking about. We hear, like, the music starts playing when Fergie starts talking like that.

1:05:26 Adam Well, yeah, here's the thing, though. Heather, you're having an orgasm through oral sex, though, right?

1:05:32 Caller Through any other kind of sex, I could, like, even, like, play with myself. I can have an oral sex.

1:05:37 Adam All right, all right, you're 21, you're head of the game.

1:05:40 Black Eyed Peas Yeah.

1:05:41 Caller Yeah.

1:05:42 Adam Okay, so first off, focus on what you do have. You know what I'm saying?

1:05:47 Black Eyed Peas Perfect that.

1:05:48 Adam Not what you don't have. No, you got that part down. What I'm saying is don't feel like you're cheated. Here's what I'm saying. You're a person that's driving around in a Range Rover and looking at people in Ferraris and want to know why you don't have one. Look at the guy in the Chevy Vega and appreciate your Range Rover. Do you see what I'm saying? I mean, there are many women who have it worse. They don't have an orgasm through diddling themselves or through oral sex. They can't have one, period. You're 21. You're having three different kinds of orgasm. You're just missing the jewel in the crown. Fine. I bet that one ain't far away.

1:06:23 Black Eyed Peas There you go.

1:06:24 Adam All right. Stop. And don't get all up in your head. I mean, you're pressing like I got to have one every time you get to bed. Yeah. It's a mental thing.

1:06:30 Black Eyed Peas You have to let go, Adam.

1:06:31 Adam You got to let go. It's a personal thing, my orgasm.

1:06:35 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, you let go and you let � fly.

1:06:38 Adam No, it's a thing between me and my llesadam. I don't share with anybody.

1:06:42 Black Eyed Peas Other than your housekeeper. Strangely, she gets to share in your love.

1:06:46 Adam Yeah, but by those things petrifying.

1:06:50 Caller It turned into a solid.

1:06:51 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, no kidding.

1:06:53 Adam Sometimes even a web.

1:06:56 Caller 18.

1:06:56 Caller Yes.

1:07:04 Adam What's up?

1:07:05 Caller Um, I kinda got a fetish. I don't know when it started or how it started, but I just started liking, have this fetish with my boyfriend's ass.

1:07:17 Adam Well, what part of his ass?

1:07:21 Caller Mostly his crack.

1:07:24 Adam All right, but are we talking about the outer layer, or the-

1:07:29 Black Eyed Peas The gluteal muscle?

1:07:30 Adam Or the nougatie center?

1:07:31 Caller The whole package.

1:07:35 Black Eyed Peas And you see it like his butt, so what does that translate into?

1:07:39 Caller Well, he doesn't like it, but I like to, and whatever I can, I like to fondle it all the time.

1:07:47 Black Eyed Peas And why are you calling us?

1:07:50 Caller Just cause he has a problem with it and I-

1:07:53 Black Eyed Peas He says, you know, we got your boyfriend sitting in the room.

1:07:54 Caller Liar whore, liar whore, you know it!

1:07:56 Adam Yeah, this is not a question. Now you're gonna come up with one cause we labeled your last one.

1:08:04 Black Eyed Peas Or the boyfriend's jotting it down, handing it to her.

1:08:06 Adam Yeah, no, he's probably gotta try a race board, like he's a crank anchors. Go ahead, Fetima, or should I call you-

1:08:13 Drew Fet-

1:08:13 Adam Asthma. Yes!

1:08:15 Caller Fet. Lying.

1:08:17 Caller Well, see, like what happens is that, you know, whatever I can get my hands on to, like even if he's sleeping or whatnot, you know, I like to play with him with it, you know, and he's quite upset with me about it.

1:08:31 Black Eyed Peas Hand the phone to him.

1:08:32 Adam Give him the phone. Let's talk to him.

1:08:36 Black Eyed Peas We knew you were here.

1:08:38 Caller What up?

1:08:38 Adam Let me tell you something. We read you guys like a bad porn mag. Do you understand?

1:08:44 Caller How amazing.

1:08:44 Adam I know when there's a dude behind Fetima over there. You're the puppet master. You got her to do your bogus bidding. How dare you? And listen, we're on to all you screw-ups, believe me. We know chicks don't, see here's the whole thing. Chicks don't make bogus calls. Chicks have to make bogus calls when their boyfriends put them up to it. But it's really, it's like Al-Qaeda using chicks to blow up buses in Tel Aviv. They know we're not looking for them. You see what I'm saying? But we're on to you now.

1:09:17 Black Eyed Peas They just don't make those calls. Especially not that way, not in a million years.

1:09:20 Adam And the chicks don't have, thankfully they don't like them.

1:09:23 Black Eyed Peas Thankfully women don't make those calls, that's right.

1:09:25 Adam Yeah, you can almost hear him going.

1:09:27 Black Eyed Peas But he's like a Marionette, like a Jerry Mahoney. It's like, you know, he's got his hand on her. Exactly.

1:09:32 Adam Yeah. Jerry Mahoney.

1:09:34 Caller She has her hand up his ass.

1:09:36 Adam Chris, you know what Jerry Mahoney is? No.

1:09:39 Caller Winchell Mahoney.

1:09:41 Adam No, that's, oh, it's all Walter.

1:09:42 Black Eyed Peas Winchell Mahoney was the actual puppet guy, wasn't he?

1:09:45 Adam No, no, no, he, that was.

1:09:47 Black Eyed Peas That was the puppet.

1:09:48 Adam No, oh, hold on a second. The guy who did the voice.

1:09:51 Black Eyed Peas Was Jerry Mahoney.

1:09:52 Adam No, no, no, no. That was Winchell.

1:09:53 Black Eyed Peas Winchell, okay.

1:09:54 Adam And the guy, the puppet was Mahoney, I think.

1:09:57 Black Eyed Peas Was Jerry Mahoney.

1:09:58 Adam What the, oh, I can't.

1:09:59 Black Eyed Peas Winchemoney is Tigger's voice.

1:10:02 Adam No, all right, all right. We gotta get on the internet. We gotta solve this, Drew. My head's gonna explode. You're also thinking of Bergen.

1:10:10 Black Eyed Peas No, no, no.

1:10:11 Adam Edgar Bergen, right? Didn't Edgar Bergen have a?

1:10:14 Black Eyed Peas Edgar Bergen as much before.

1:10:16 Adam Anyway, the Black Eyed Peas are here tonight.

1:10:19 Caller Yes.

1:10:20 Adam We're gonna take ourselves a little bit of a break.

1:10:23 Caller Little break.

1:10:24 Caller I love that little fake applause there.

1:10:26 Caller Yeah, it was great.

1:10:28 Adam It was fake.

1:10:29 Caller Is that fake, Drew? I mean, that real applause.

1:10:30 Caller That was really nice.

1:10:32 Adam Drew, did you find anything on the internet, Drew?

1:10:35 Caller Come on.

1:10:36 Caller All right.

1:10:37 Adam That was really cute.

1:10:38 Caller We're gonna take a break.

1:10:39 Adam And we'll be right back after this.

1:10:41 Caller Loveline is.

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1:11:16 Adam Hey, everybody, it's the Love Line. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Taboo, and Fergie here tonight from The Black Eyed Peas.

1:11:24 Caller Yeah, we gotta get you on that one.

1:11:25 Caller Gotta get you.

1:11:27 Caller And the name of the album is Ella Funk.

1:11:31 Adam And we're gonna hear something off of that called Where Is The Love? Yeah, Drew. Yeah, keepin' it real.

1:11:42 Dr. Drew in the hizzy.

1:11:45 Caller And then we're gonna.

1:11:47 Adam Who was that?

1:11:48 Caller By the way, who was that?

1:11:49 Adam That was Drew.

1:11:50 Caller That was, can I get a high five for that one?

1:11:52 Black Eyed Peas But why don't you get no play play? No, no, stop.

1:11:55 Caller Mercedes?

1:11:56 Caller That's Chris.

1:11:57 Caller Mercedes?

1:11:59 Black Eyed Peas I'm telling you. Bah, bah, bah. Mercedes.

1:12:04 Adam Hey Anderson.

1:12:06 Caller Hi Mercedes.

1:12:09 Adam How you doing?

1:12:11 Caller Hi.

1:12:20 Black Eyed Peas We're waiting with bated breath.

1:12:22 Caller That's right.

1:12:23 Adam That was the sound of us sliding up to the edge of our seats.

1:12:26 Black Eyed Peas Okay, let's go. What's the important question?

1:12:28 Adam Here we go. I just had a thought. I just had a thought.

1:12:36 Caller Yeah.

1:12:38 Adam It's ironic and it's sad, but what percentage of people name Mercedes actually drive a Mercedes or can afford a Mercedes? I think it's dreadfully low. It's much lower than guys named Ted. Sad. Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of driving a Mercedes than chicks named, and Porsche. Even a greater chasm.

1:13:01 Black Eyed Peas Impossible.

1:13:01 Caller Impossible.

1:13:02 Adam That's so ironic. And if you get named like Rolls Royce or Bentley or something, you got a moped.

1:13:08 Caller A lot of pressure right there.

1:13:10 Adam It really is.

1:13:11 Caller Being named that.

1:13:12 Black Eyed Peas There were Mercedes McCamber.

1:13:14 Adam Yes, Mercedes, quiet, Mercedes?

1:13:16 Caller Yes.

1:13:17 Adam Do you own a Mercedes?

1:13:19 Caller You do?

1:13:21 Adam No, you do not. A 2003.

1:13:24 Caller 2003?

1:13:24 Caller 2003 what?

1:13:25 Adam What kind?

1:13:26 Black Eyed Peas I mean, what kind? What kind of Mercedes?

1:13:33 Adam What's wrong with you?

1:13:34 Caller Yeah, what?

1:13:35 Caller Guys, I don't know, my parents bought it for me. All right.

1:13:38 Adam Mommy and daddy. I hate you, you gotta be on home. What do you mean, what kind? By the way, she's gotta be hot. She gotta be hot, because only hot chicks give horribly sassy, pain in the ass answers to normal questions. Like, I own a Mercedes, oh, what kind? What do you mean, what kind? What kind, you dumb broad? There's 30 of them. Are you good looking?

1:14:00 Caller Well, I don't know, possibly.

1:14:02 Caller Oh, God, no confidence?

1:14:05 Caller Oh, okay, well, do you want me to be confident? I'm Costa Rican.

1:14:11 Caller Hablas Espanol?

1:14:11 Caller A blonde Costa Rican.

1:14:14 Caller Oh, no, she don't speak Spanish, sorry.

1:14:15 Adam What the, so which Mercedes do you drive?

1:14:18 Caller Sorry.

1:14:22 Caller A Silver Mercedes.

1:14:23 Adam I think I've seen you around.

1:14:26 Black Eyed Peas Silver 2003.

1:14:27 Caller I think I've seen that one.

1:14:28 Black Eyed Peas I'm coming into focus now.

1:14:29 Adam All right, now I wanna know which one you drive.

1:14:34 Caller Which one?

1:14:36 Adam They got different models. They got like C-Class. They got C-Class. They got the, a few different ones. Yeah, they got different numbers. They got like a 230 and a 430 and a 320.

1:14:48 Caller I didn't know what that means though. I just, come on.

1:14:52 Caller Next.

1:14:52 Adam All right, all right, all right, go ahead. You know, one of these days when you're walking up to your car in the parking lot and you see there's an emblem stuck on the back that says like 320 or something on it, that would be, that's your car.

1:15:03 Black Eyed Peas And you may find this kind of surprising, but everybody who dreams of driving a car like that is so angry right now. Because you make so little of something that other people would cherish.

1:15:16 Adam At 18, baby doll. All right.

1:15:18 Black Eyed Peas Which is setting us up to know something about you, you see.

1:15:20 Adam Oh, true. Go ahead.

1:15:22 Black Eyed Peas So go ahead.

1:15:22 Caller Okay, well I have this wonderful boyfriend and he's, I mean, he's straight edge, he doesn't, she's my girlfriend, he's like the most respected guy that I know. And I'm like, I feel like the luckiest girl in the world, but I mean, not only like.

1:15:39 Adam Hold on, do you know his name or are you just gonna say he's kind of beige? What's his name? I don't know, he's beige. He's a, he's a 1980s skin tone.

1:15:49 Caller I think he's Latin.

1:15:50 Adam I think he's an 87, he may be an 88. I gotta check him. And you're, are you cheatin' on him?

1:16:01 Caller Yes, but this is the thing, I don't, I physically, like the first time I did it, I threw up the next day. I was so physically sick.

1:16:09 Adam I had that once.

1:16:10 Caller Was it from the 5150?

1:16:12 Adam And who are you cheatin' with?

1:16:18 Black Eyed Peas Got over the nausea pretty quick, huh?

1:16:20 Adam Yeah, and where do you cheat? I mean, are you goin' to high school?

1:16:27 Caller No, no, no, I graduated early. I'm going, my dad works at a university and I'm going to Pasadena City College.

1:16:40 Caller Junior college, Adam.

1:16:41 Adam No, I know, it's good, no, it's like, well, my father's a rocket scientist, I'm workin' at Denny's.

1:16:51 Caller We're in class, yeah.

1:16:53 Adam Yeah, my dad.

1:16:54 Caller Are you a scientist?

1:16:55 Adam All right, so you're pullin' up in the unknown Mercedes to Pasadena City College. Yeah, and yeah, you're cheatin'. All right, look, here's what I hear with Mercedes. Mercedes, just quiet down. Yeah, who you talkin' to?

1:17:17 Caller Is that Ferrari?

1:17:17 Adam All right, here's what's goin' on. Mercedes is a hot chick who doesn't have a strong moral compass. Mercedes looks out for Mercedes.

1:17:25 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, for sure, but I think it's, why would she go for degradation, though? Why would she do things that make her vomit? What is it about her?

1:17:33 Adam She's had too many shots of Jaeger the night she got cheated.

1:17:37 Black Eyed Peas Could be, I'll call, but I...

1:17:39 Caller No, I don't, I mean...

1:17:41 Black Eyed Peas Cheating family members, I guess.

1:17:43 Caller No, I have wonderful parents that that have stayed together. I mean, I used to think, I used to try to blame it on my ex-boyfriends, because I've had horrible relationships, but there's no reason I should cheat on him.

1:18:01 Black Eyed Peas Well, there's a reason you've had horrible partners in the past, and now that you've got a good one, you have to sabotage it. There's a reason for that. And that reason usually comes from your relationship with your family. That they were physically abusive or unavailable or something that makes it impossible for you to tolerate closeness.

1:18:19 Adam Yeah? Well, were they abusive? They're verbally abusive. How pissed is your dad that you're going to junior college and he works at the university?

1:18:37 Caller No, my parents are very protective over me. Like, my mom worked at my high school. So they love, they love, like, they're very just...

1:18:49 Black Eyed Peas Anxious.

1:18:51 Adam Why didn't she sneak into the room that kept the records and fix your grades a little bit? Cooked those SAT scores a little, get you into UCLA.

1:19:01 Caller Well, no, I'm going to Cal Poly. I just want to, it's cheaper that way.

1:19:05 Caller That's hard, though. I mean, I understand that. Both my parents were teachers and, you know...

1:19:09 Adam At your school?

1:19:11 Caller Not at my school, but very close with the...

1:19:14 Adam Faculty.

1:19:15 Caller You know, the faculty at the, you know, the system.

1:19:18 Black Eyed Peas Temple City, Hossam Heights, Rosemead.

1:19:20 Caller No, exactly. So, it's hard. You know, there's a lot of pressure that goes along with that.

1:19:24 Adam Where do your parents teach?

1:19:27 Caller My dad at Rowland High School. No, not West Covina, but more La Puente and Hossam Heights, La Puente.

1:19:36 Caller See, she put the Latin thing, La Puente.

1:19:40 Adam Could you imagine, by the way, I mean, like, my parents, I don't know if they, they didn't make any, every time Open House would come around and be like, please Christ, don't have one of these bums that pry themselves off the sofa for this. And thankfully, they would never show up. And I would never tell them it was Open House. But the idea of my, anyone in my family walking onto the campus where I went to school and talking to anyone who was my teacher was horrifying to me. I couldn't imagine my mom being like.

1:20:07 Black Eyed Peas Weird for you too, because it never happened.

1:20:09 Adam Oh, it never happened, right. But it was one of the few times I was glad they had the laissez faire approach to child rearing. It's like, oh, good, oh, you're on the sofa, good, stay there. But I couldn't imagine them, I couldn't imagine if my mom was like the school nurse or something like that. Could you imagine?

1:20:25 Black Eyed Peas Through a song.

1:20:26 Caller How about the mom pee teacher?

1:20:29 Adam Oh, well, no.

1:20:30 Drew Doesn't work.

1:20:31 Caller No, it doesn't work.

1:20:31 Adam That's a lesbian. So unless you're adopted.

1:20:33 Caller Wow, hi, mom.

1:20:35 Caller Or should I say dad?

1:20:36 Adam Let's, or both. Let's hear a little something from the Black Eyed Peas, yes?

1:20:41 Caller Yeah, this song is called Where's the Love, featuring Justin Timberlake, Black Eyed Peas style on.

1:25:28 Adam Another good one from them. Elefunk, Name of the CD, we'll take a quick break, we'll be right back after this. Everybody, it's Love Line, man. That's Dr. Drew Fergie and Taboo here from... Drew, what band?

1:25:50 Caller Those are the nice moves that you were doing during the commercial break, Adam.

1:25:54 Caller Oh, you danced? Yeah, you were killing it.

1:25:55 Adam Yeah.

1:25:55 Caller A little usher.

1:25:56 Adam I like to break something off during the break.

1:25:58 Black Eyed Peas It was challenging. Challenging Taboo.

1:26:01 Adam I did a throw down thing where I did my thing, and then, cause I do a robot thing.

1:26:06 Caller Right. Robotics.

1:26:08 Caller Yeah.

1:26:09 Caller It's scary, nobody does that.

1:26:10 Adam You know what I like? I do like that pop, that stop and pop thing, or that slop and pop.

1:26:17 Caller Popping.

1:26:18 Caller Popping, man, that pop.

1:26:19 Adam You know what, Drew, you do that thing with your arm, and then we do the wiggle, and it goes all the way to your other arm.

1:26:24 Black Eyed Peas That's cool.

1:26:25 Caller That's great.

1:26:27 Adam Yeah. I dig that.

1:26:28 Caller Pop it.

1:26:29 Adam Can you do that?

1:26:29 Caller Yeah, let's pop it.

1:26:31 Adam Do you got some pop in you?

1:26:32 Caller I got pop in me, I got hip hop in me, I got everything.

1:26:35 Adam Give us just, can you give Drew just a little taste of the pop?

1:26:38 Caller For Pasadena. Only for Pasadena, I'll give you the.

1:26:42 Adam Oh yeah, see that. Yeah, that's the one.

1:26:45 Caller You know what I mean?

1:26:45 Adam Yeah, that's it.

1:26:46 Caller Yeah.

1:26:47 Black Eyed Peas He's almost good as you, Adam.

1:26:48 Caller No, no, no, Adam cannot hang with me. I will challenge you in front of millions of people.

1:26:53 Black Eyed Peas God and everybody.

1:26:54 Adam All right.

1:26:54 Caller I'll be like, I'm sorry, Adam, you're a great host, you're witty, you've got great jokes, I love it, but when it comes to dancing, nah.

1:27:01 Black Eyed Peas Remember, you need that keel.

1:27:02 Caller No.

1:27:02 Black Eyed Peas You don't have the keel.

1:27:03 Caller You don't have the keel, brother.

1:27:04 Adam Yeah, that's right. I don't get the keel between the legs.

1:27:07 Caller Maybe keel.

1:27:08 Adam All right, where the hell were we, Drew?

1:27:11 Black Eyed Peas Taking calls.

1:27:11 Adam Taking calls. We got a question for the band, by the way. Leo?

1:27:15 Caller Yeah.

1:27:16 Adam You're 19?

1:27:16 Caller Leo?

1:27:17 Caller Yeah, I'm 19.

1:27:18 Adam You got a question for the Black Eyed Peas? Go ahead.

1:27:20 Caller Yeah, well, first of all, I just wanna say Adam and Dr. Drew, you guys are the bomb. You guys have the best show around.

1:27:26 Adam Thanks.

1:27:27 Caller Give it up for them.

1:27:27 Adam Thanks, give it up for us. Give it up for me.

1:27:29 Caller Give it up for you guys.

1:27:31 Adam Gotta give it up for me.

1:27:32 Caller Pasadena.

1:27:33 Adam All right, go ahead, Leo.

1:27:34 Caller The left brain and the right brain together, I love it.

1:27:36 Caller The Black Eyed Peas, man, I love the Black Eyed Peas. I was never, I've always been into rock, never hip hop.

1:27:43 Adam Give it up for the Black Eyed Peas.

1:27:45 Caller Give it up for me and Fergie.

1:27:47 Adam Hey, let me say this.

1:27:48 Caller Whatever.

1:27:49 Adam Let's give it up for the Black Eyed Peas, giving it up for Pasadena.

1:27:54 Caller Dr. Drizzu.

1:27:55 Adam Dr. Drizzu.

1:27:56 Caller I just wanna give it up for, first of all, I just wanna give it up for Loveline.

1:28:01 Adam Give it up for Loveline.

1:28:12 Caller Yeah.

1:28:12 Adam Do you got anybody you want us to give it up for?

1:28:14 Caller Yeah, give it up.

1:28:16 Caller Let's give shout out.

1:28:17 Caller Let's give it a real.

1:28:18 Adam Leo, do you have a pet?

1:28:21 Caller I have a dog.

1:28:21 Adam You have a dog? What's his name?

1:28:23 Caller His name's Rusty.

1:28:24 Adam Rusty.

1:28:29 Drew Yeah.

1:28:30 Caller Okay, what's the question, Leo?

1:28:30 Caller The question is, well, I was just kind of wondering where you guys find the dancers for your videos? Do you have people try out and audition? Do you scout people or do you know everybody on there? You know, I mean, I love dancing. I mean, he's dancing. One of my buddies got me into it. He's just, he's way dope. He's off the hook and I was just wondering.

1:28:51 Adam Well, let me say something. First off, let's give it up for Rusty one more time. That's a great dog. Now I'm just saying. Any guy named Leo from Utah has to be a great dancer.

1:29:07 Caller Right, right, from Utah.

1:29:08 Adam You think Utah, you know that is the cradle of stopping and popping and hipping and hopping. And then guys named Leo, I mean, think about all the great street dancers named Leo over the years. Leo and Utah, this guy, this, yeah, oh no.

1:29:24 Caller He's a ringer, this kid.

1:29:26 Adam Yeah, you're white guy, right, Leo?

1:29:30 Caller What?

1:29:30 Adam You're white, you're white?

1:29:32 Caller Yeah.

1:29:32 Adam It's a done deal.

1:29:33 Caller Oh, you're Mormon.

1:29:34 Adam You're in, he's Mormon, his name's Leo, he's from Utah, he's white, it's, how couldn't you be a great dancer?

1:29:40 Black Eyed Peas You're Mormon?

1:29:41 Caller I'm Brazilian.

1:29:42 Adam Oh, oh, oh, all right, so maybe you got some.

1:29:44 Black Eyed Peas You're Mormon? All right, here we go.

1:29:48 Adam So, you wanna know how the band gets their dancers?

1:29:51 Caller Well, basically, we're dancers ourselves. We've been breakdancing since 1983. Be boring, breakdancing. The way we go about getting our dancers is we audition people. And if you got heat, then come with it because there's thousands of dancers that say they could dance. But if you're not coming with heat, I'm sorry, but.

1:30:12 Adam How do they know when it's time to come with the heat?

1:30:15 Caller When we audition them. When we're like.

1:30:17 Adam How do they know when?

1:30:18 Caller You have to have fire.

1:30:19 Caller Fire basically comes out of your hair and that's how you know they got heat.

1:30:23 Caller Black Eyed peas.com. There's a lot of information on auditions, what we're doing, where we're going to be at, touring. Come online and check it out and we'll let you know what we need.

1:30:36 Adam So you go www.blackeyedpeas.com and you find out when it's time to bring the heat. Stacey? You're 23, Stacey?

1:30:46 Caller Yes, I'm 23.

1:30:47 Caller What's happening?

1:30:49 Caller Are you bringing the heat?

1:30:53 Adam Let's give it up for Stacey, not bringing, not bringing the heat. Picks a big woman to admit when she's not bringing the heat.

1:30:59 Caller She's bringing the cool.

1:31:01 Black Eyed Peas What's up there, Stacey, what's going on?

1:31:03 Caller Well, I've had this childhood friend ever since we were born. His mom and my mom are best friends and my parents have known each other their whole lives.

1:31:12 Black Eyed Peas Should we give it up for them?

1:31:14 Adam Not yet, we're getting close, so I'm this close to giving it up for somebody.

1:31:17 Caller Anyway, he just came from Korea, or actually Japan online. He just came from Japan from the Air Force and we went out a couple times since he's been back and I just don't know if it's right to try to start something with him because we're so close.

1:31:33 Adam Yeah.

1:31:33 Black Eyed Peas He's been your friend.

1:31:34 Adam Yeah.

1:31:36 Caller I mean, like, since preschool, I mean, we went to preschool together.

1:31:40 Caller Well, there's a connection there. There's a certain connection.

1:31:44 Black Eyed Peas Does he have a girlfriend or something?

1:31:45 Adam It's not a big deal. I dated my sister for, I mean, what?

1:31:48 Caller What?

1:31:48 Black Eyed Peas Does he have a girlfriend?

1:31:50 Caller He's filing for a divorce right now.

1:31:53 Black Eyed Peas Make sure he's actually divorced before you go.

1:31:56 Caller Oh, no, no, I'm definitely not gonna even consider anything until I know he is divorced.

1:32:02 Adam But he's into you and you're into him.

1:32:04 Black Eyed Peas What the heck?

1:32:04 Caller Right, I mean, we went out last week to the club and he tried to kiss me and I just couldn't do it.

1:32:09 Caller It's helpless.

1:32:11 Caller I mean, I want to, I want to, but I just, I couldn't. I didn't feel right, kind of.

1:32:15 Black Eyed Peas Well, sometimes it is a little weird. It's almost like a sibling, but it sounds like an okay circumstance, it kind of, it's still a go.

1:32:21 Adam But maybe you're not into him. Are you not into him?

1:32:24 Caller No, I'm definitely into him. I mean, he's extremely smart. I mean, good guy, takes care of his son. You know, he's in the airport, he's down to drugs, he's not into gangs, he's a good man. He's a good, good man.

1:32:36 Black Eyed Peas But have you had a history of being with not such good guys?

1:32:40 Caller Oh, well, yeah, of course.

1:32:42 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, so being with a good guy may be a scary thing for you.

1:32:46 Adam All right, we gotta take a break. Let's give it up for him.

1:32:50 Caller Let's give a shout out.

1:32:56 Adam And he's either from Japan or Korea.

1:32:58 Caller Yeah, one of those places.

1:32:59 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Brought to you by PlayStation 2, proud sponsors of the NFL Kickoff.

1:33:09 Caller PlayStation 2.

1:33:10 Caller Live in your world, play in ours.

1:33:30 Adam Hey, everybody. Well, that's the show. I want to thank the Black Eyed Peas for coming in here tonight.

1:33:35 Caller Thank you for having us.

1:33:36 Adam Will Fergie, Taboo, and Apple. A delight. Come back anytime. Name of the CD, Ella Funk. And some quick thanks to phone screener Brian and engineer Anderson and engineer Chris and producer Ann and Jr.-jr-Jr-Jr.-jr-jr. Jr., Jr., Jr., Jr. Producer, boatser Lauren for doing a fantastic job all week long. And until next time this Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo,

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