Episode 1000641675464

0:05 Voiceover Love Line is meant for an adult audience, for an adult audience. Listening discretion is advised, listener discretion is advised. Listener discretion is advised. With Adam corolla and Doctor Drew.

0:30 Adam It's Love Line, I'm Adam, that's Doctor Drew, phone number 1900, L-O-V-E-1-9-1, We have one, Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Diction Medicine Specialist, Will and Apple, here tonight, from the Black Eyed Peas. How you guys doing?

0:44 Black Eyed Peas Ch-ch-ch-ch-chilling.

0:45 Adam Have we met before?

0:49 Black Eyed Peas Seeing you on TV.

0:50 Adam Yeah, that's what I wanted to hear. That's how you've arrived, Drew. People know you.

0:55 Drew I see.

0:56 Adam You know what I'm saying?

0:57 Drew It's very important in life, isn't it?

0:58 Adam Yeah.

0:59 Drew Yeah, good.

0:59 Adam Yeah, when are you gonna get back on TV, brother?

1:02 Drew Whatever.

1:03 Adam Someone told me you're on Dennis Miller Live the other day.

1:05 Drew Yeah, I'm a correspondent for your show.

1:08 Adam Interesting. All right, Black Eyed Peas, more interesting than Dr. Drew. The new CD is called Elefunk. We're gonna hear something off that soon. I was just reading here that you got a song with Justin Timberlake on the CD. How'd that work out? Did he come to you? Did you go to him?

1:25 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, the CD, Elefunk, you know, came out a year and a half ago. And, yeah, it's been on the charts for about...

1:33 Adam Oh, it came out May 2003. Yeah, it's just been climbing up the charts ever since.

1:40 Black Eyed Peas It hasn't went off to the top 100 ever since it came out. Wow. But it's packed with singles. You got that Hey Mama, the thing off the iPod ad. We got Where's the Love. That did tremendously with Justin on the hook.

1:54 Adam Yeah, but Justin didn't know it was gonna be as successful as it was when you guys did The Owl before.

2:00 Black Eyed Peas No, no one did.

2:02 Adam Know what I'm saying? Well, that's the point. So why'd he bother with you? I don't mean that in a bad way, but who knew who or who got hold of who?

2:09 Black Eyed Peas Dude in the group Taboo met Justin at a club and there was dancing in the circle and went out like a little hip hop, little challenge thing and became friends. And that just brought him into the family. So now he's part of our little...

2:25 Drew Interesting.

2:26 Adam By the way, there's this whole challenge dance thing that's going on now.

2:30 Drew You've been doing that for years, Adam.

2:32 Adam I've been doing it with masturbation.

2:37 Drew He practically drowned last night, I think.

2:39 Black Eyed Peas Oh, yeah.

2:39 Adam We had Jenna Jameson last night. And engineer Chris was just...

2:44 Drew Enraptured. Coma.

2:46 Adam It was like looking at the eye of an orca the whole day, his huge, big, big elephant eyes. He didn't say anything.

2:56 Drew He just stood there. You know what's interesting? What's interesting is after she left, I noticed he was sort of stirring back there. And I realized he hasn't moved in an hour and a half.

3:05 Adam Well, he's got a boner. He couldn't...

3:08 Drew He paralyzed him.

3:09 Adam Yeah. All right. Now, where were we? Oh, here's what I was saying. The challenge dance thing. You know, like... I approve, by the way. You know, better in stabbing people, I was thinking to myself. But I was thinking it's a real throwback to that sort of, like...

3:24 Drew Saturday Night Fever?

3:25 Adam I was going back even further to, like, the Sharks versus the Jets.

3:31 Drew Oh, to West Side Story.

3:35 Adam That kind of vibe, you know?

3:36 Black Eyed Peas Oh, no, I think that kind of... We don't do the West Side Story dancing.

3:39 Adam No, I know, I know. I don't mean that kind of dancing. What I mean is the spirit.

3:46 Black Eyed Peas The ethos was the ethos. The ethos had been there ever since, you know, Gregory Hines and, you know, Sammy Davis Jr. with the challenge and the Nicholas brothers and whatnot. Let's take it back to the Mumbuthus in Africa when they would, you know, dance and do their little thingy back then, you know what I'm saying?

4:00 Drew Would they challenge each other with that?

4:01 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, they'd challenge everything from, like, you know, sizes to dances back to sizes. That's where African Americans get their whole, like, you know, my thing is bigger than your thing because it's the challenge.

4:10 Drew Interesting.

4:10 Adam Oh, really?

4:11 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, I mean, yeah.

4:12 Adam Really? They got the my thing is bigger than your thing thing?

4:15 Black Eyed Peas Well, from the whole dance and challenge thing. Because what they said, the balance from the dancing comes from...

4:20 Adam The junk?

4:21 Drew The junk is like the plug line. Yeah.

4:24 Black Eyed Peas It's like the rudder on a boat.

4:27 Adam It's like your keel.

4:30 Black Eyed Peas So, they...

4:31 Adam No wonder. A three mile an hour wind will knock me over. I can't ride a bike without getting knocked over by a wind.

4:37 Drew No keel.

4:37 Adam No keel. That's right. But huge testicles.

4:40 Drew But fishing makes great speed on the water and good for fishing.

4:43 Adam That's right.

4:44 Drew There's a wives tale out there that black males have larger penises.

4:48 Adam Drew, please.

4:49 Please.

4:50 All right.

4:50 Adam Why don't we hear something from the Black Eyed Peas, by the way, before we hop to the phones. Chris, how you doing? You queued up? All right.

4:59 Black Eyed Peas DJ Chris in the house. DJ Chris getting ready to play new Black Eyed Peas. Please, please, please, please.

5:08 Adam Sounds like the opening of our show. All right, you ready there, Chris?

5:12 Black Eyed Peas C'mon, Chris, Chris.

5:15 Adam Why don't you. I'll do it.

5:16 Do it, do it, do it, do it.

5:18 Let's, let's, let's and get it, get it started. Just do it.

9:09 Adam All right, let's go for greatly performers of what we know will get Viele on the phones and help the KIDDS.

9:14 Black Eyed Peas Yea, let's do that.

9:15 Eric?

9:18 What's up? Okay, I just want to say, Adam, the new man show really sucks.

9:24 Thank you.

9:24 Adam I mean, oh.

9:26 I love Conrad, but the man show really sucks.

9:29 Adam All right.

9:30 My question is, me and my girlfriend, we've been sexually active for a while, and I started having anal sex with her, and she really enjoys it, and now she's trying to get me, she kind of, I don't know, she wants me to experience, I guess. I'm wondering if it's worth it, or should I just tell her to, you know.

9:47 Drew Is it worth it?

9:47 Black Eyed Peas What do you mean, she wants you to have anal sex?

9:49 Yeah, she wants to do it to me. I'm a great man, I just don't feel right about it.

9:54 Drew No, forget Eric, you ould read this bogus call.

9:56 Black Eyed Peas Do you love her?

9:57 Drew Nice try.

9:57 Adam Yeah, he's lying. He's a horrible liar.

10:00 Eric.

10:01 What?

10:02 Adam Your acting is worse than Keanu Reeves. It really is. Actually worse than his band. Not than his acting.

10:08 Drew Because there's no question here, Eric. Should I experience this?

10:12 I don't know if I can.

10:13 Drew Oh, stop it, stop it.

10:15 Adam You should experience the same pleasure she's experiencing. You start big and then work your way down in size. So start with like a lamp or something and then work your way down to like a popsicle stick. Yeah, all right then, buddy. Don't even talk to him.

10:30 Drew But here's the reality. I know he is, but there's an interesting thing is that sometimes women read a little too much Cosmo and hear about this male G-spot and they want to say, and they're also a little angry for what the guy just put them through.

10:41 Caller Yeah.

10:41 Drew And they're like, it's supposed to be good for you, so let's see how you like it. Ladies, stop reading Cosmo. There's nothing but nonsense in that as it pertains to the male, anyway.

10:50 Black Eyed Peas But that's happened to me, though, for real.

10:52 Adam Really?

10:52 Black Eyed Peas What happened? That the girl that I was with for a long time wanted to, her dream was to do me in the butt.

11:00 Drew Her dream.

11:01 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, I can't wait till I, you know what I mean, but.

11:03 Adam Right, now when you say dream.

11:05 Black Eyed Peas Like, you know what I mean, no, she wanted to do that. I was like, nah, I ain't about to do that.

11:08 Drew Most of them think about unicorns and things.

11:10 Adam Yeah, I mean, it's probably not a dream she had since junior high or something like that. It's something she had later on in life.

11:18 Drew After she met Will.

11:19 Adam Yeah.

11:19 Black Eyed Peas No, no, no.

11:20 Adam Well, now, now, did, did, so, so wait a second. Let me figure this out. Now what would she do you with? I mean, you gotta get a strap on, right?

11:30 Black Eyed Peas Who? Oh, the dude on the phone?

11:32 Caller No, no, your girlfriend.

11:33 Black Eyed Peas Oh, no, yeah, she wanted, she, yeah, yeah. She wanted, yeah. Wanted to get one of those. She wanted to get a strap on thingies, yeah.

11:38 Right.

11:38 Black Eyed Peas But, you know, we were together for like seven, eight years.

11:40 Drew How'd you talk her out of it?

11:42 Black Eyed Peas I laughed.

11:43 Drew Yeah.

11:44 Black Eyed Peas Like, you know.

11:46 Drew That was the F-word, wasn't it?

11:47 Black Eyed Peas No, no, no.

11:48 Adam No?

11:48 Caller No.

11:50 Drew Freaking crazy.

11:50 Black Eyed Peas Yeah. Freaking crazy. He must be silly. He had to muggle.

11:54 Adam That's good. Laugh it off.

11:55 Yeah.

11:56 Black Eyed Peas Not always James. You tell a joke about it.

11:59 Drew Except she doesn't let go then. She keeps coming, right?

12:01 Black Eyed Peas No, no, no, no. She let go. I mean, it was funny.

12:03 Adam That's, chicks don't want to do weird stuff that bad.

12:06 Drew When they're kind of angry, they do.

12:08 Adam I don't know. When they're angry, it just gets nastier and whatever it is you're doing gets cranked up a little.

12:14 Black Eyed Peas I think it was a test to see how freaky I'm capable of being.

12:20 Drew If you'd said yes, you'd be like, oh my God, I'm out of here.

12:22 Black Eyed Peas No, she probably would have. She probably would have, but I didn't take it there. I didn't take it there.

12:27 Adam You guys broken up?

12:29 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, we broke up.

12:30 Adam Because she seems like a keeper. I mean, she seems like someone you want to hang on to.

12:35 Black Eyed Peas No, no, it's damage.

12:37 Adam Make a hell of a mother. Make a hell of a mother. Tara?

12:42 Hello?

12:43 Adam You're 19?

12:43 Caller Yeah.

12:44 Adam What's up?

12:45 Caller I've been having serious problems with my uterus for about a year now. It started off with, in the beginning, it was just like severe pains, like shocking pains in my lower abdomen. And so I went out, got it checked, and had a pap smear and all that. And he said he felt a big lump, like the size of a quarter, a quarter and a half. And so he sent me to get an ultrasound, which I did, about a week later. And it came out that there was nothing there. I was like, well, all right. Well, I had a follow-up. And he said, well, it was just probably a cyst. And it passed on its own, yada, yada. I'm like, OK, well, you know, it kept going, severe pains. And about two months ago, I moved to Michigan with my husband. And anyways, I was having a period for about a month. And so I went to the ER because it was like serious heavy flow. And I thought I might be hemorrhaging or whatnot. And I go there. And they said they took test results and all that stuff and it came out clear. And they said they wanted to run more, but I didn't have insurance. And my bill would have skyrocketed. So I was like, well, never mind. Well, now it's like some days I can't even lean up straight because it feels like my uterus is literally being pulled apart.

13:49 Drew Well, forget about the lump in the uterus. It meant nothing. Zero.

13:52 Adam Not connected to this?

13:52 Drew It meant zero. It's normal to have cysts that come and go. It's normal to have swelling in the uterus. In fact, if you have severe pain, it's called menometrioragia, which is painful and persistent bleeding, heavy bleeding. You know, you could have, you're not on the Depo shot, right?

14:07 Caller No, no, no.

14:09 Drew Do you take Depo?

14:10 Caller No.

14:10 Drew Do you take any medication? Any history of sexual abuse?

14:15 Caller When I was younger.

14:17 Adam Well, that wouldn't count. It would have to be like earlier today or this afternoon.

14:23 Drew Unexplained pelvic pain is one of the common phenomenon that occur from sexual abuse.

14:27 Really?

14:28 Drew You've heard this show a million times.

14:29 Adam I know. Once in a while, I just try to spice things up. You know, oh, Doucet. Wow. I'll tell you what, Drew.

14:36 Drew Yeah, we've had this a million times.

14:37 Adam I know. What do you want me to do? No kidding. Tara.

14:41 Caller Yeah.

14:41 Adam What happened with the abuse, baby doll?

14:43 Caller Oh, I'm at home right now, and I don't want to say anything right now.

14:48 Drew All right. Well, that's what you're dealing with probably. The fact that you're so focused- Hold on.

14:52 Adam Where do you talk about your sexual abuse?

14:54 Caller I'm going through a divorce right now, and I thought maybe I'm just getting over anxiety because of all the stress.

14:59 Drew Absolutely. It's obvious. It becomes flying. Your voice just sounds overwhelmed and anxious and just fragmented.

15:07 Adam Do you have kids?

15:08 Caller Heck no.

15:10 Well, that's good.

15:15 Caller We couldn't stay faithful.

15:16 Drew Yeah.

15:17 Caller I married a sailor. There you go.

15:18 Adam You don't get that?

15:19 Huh?

15:20 Adam What's wrong with you? All right, listen, Tara, hold on a second. Where can you talk about your sexual abuse?

15:27 Caller I don't... Well, definitely not here.

15:29 Adam Well, where'd he go?

15:31 Why?

15:31 Adam Who's there? Where's your husband? Is he there?

15:33 Caller I'm divorcing him, so I'm back. I had to move back home.

15:37 Drew With your parents.

15:37 Adam Oh, you're with your folks?

15:38 Caller Yeah.

15:39 Drew Was your father the perpetrator?

15:41 Caller Yeah.

15:42 Drew Oh, that's a bad time. You should not be living with them.

15:44 Adam Yeah.

15:45 Drew Get out of there.

15:46 Adam And by the way, you're not going to tell him anything he doesn't know.

15:48 Drew Right.

15:49 Adam Does your mom know?

15:50 Yeah.

15:50 Drew Did she hang up on you?

15:54 Adam I have a crappy phone line. Does your mom know about this?

15:56 Yeah.

15:58 Adam And you moved back, huh?

15:59 Drew Yeah. It's not healthy for you to be with the perpetrator. Get out of there and get a therapist. Get going here, Tara.

16:04 Caller Yeah.

16:04 Adam All right?

16:05 Drew All right. And do look into this heavy bleeding. You may be having ovarian cysts or endometriosis or something. There could be a biological problem. No. But the experience is overwhelming and so preoccupying and so horribly painful because of the sexual abuse.

16:18 Adam Yeah. And look, you can't. You know, my dad missed a handful of Pop Warner football games when I was growing up. I would never move back into his house.

16:26 Drew You hear how he speaks about his father.

16:27 Adam Pussy. Pure pussy. I would never move back into that man's house. He wouldn't let me either. But that's beside the point.

16:35 Drew You actually kicked you out. You never actually did live in his house, did you?

16:39 Adam I got kicked out of the garage when I was 19. So be it. The point is, is there's this weird bond that people have with the people that abuse them, which is just scary. Most guys I know who move out of the house wouldn't even dream of moving back under any circumstances. And yet the one that gets after by dad for a number of years is more unhappy to move back. Dad knows it. Mom is aware of it. Come on back. You've got to get some therapy. All right.

17:08 Drew End of story.

17:09 Adam All right.

17:12 Drew Lois.

17:12 Caller That's Lois.

17:12 Adam Lois? I don't believe we've ever had a Lois call this show. Have we?

17:20 That's weird.

17:21 Drew Well, now we've had one. Hey, Lois, with the phone breaking up reminds me of the, for some reason, the smoke alarms because we always miss them because of the phone breaking up.

17:28 Right.

17:29 Drew I was sitting in my bathroom the other day and in my wife and my office, the smoke alarm started chirping.

17:34 Mm-hmm. Chirp, chirp, chirp.

17:36 Drew But it, you know, for the need of a battery, it hadn't chirped four times before I climbed up and turned it off.

17:42 Adam You're going insane.

17:42 Black Eyed Peas I'm saying.

17:43 Drew It's like having a drill bit. It's into your skull.

17:45 Adam We have people who call this show who have the low-battery chirp going on their smoke detector for months.

17:51 Drew Or years.

17:52 Adam And in, well, I don't know if it'll go for years. I think eventually, ironically-

17:56 Drew Didn't one of them say like about 18 months or something?

17:58 Adam Well, the low-battery chirp has, the battery itself has to run out eventually. You know, I'm always like, all right, we got a low battery. Why are you wasting it on the chirp? I think that with the cell phone too. Like you say, me, me, me, me. It's like, oh, you're wasting yourself. You're like with your last breath, you're screaming, I got nothing left. It's like, don't, don't, give me another 30 seconds of conversation here. Don't, don't scream at me. That's, that's precious battery.

18:25 Drew Anyway, so I was shocked at how, how, how just piercing it was.

18:30 Adam Yeah. And the point is, is we have people that have a smoke detector in the bedroom or in the room that they sleep in, that chirps every 30 seconds, very loud.

18:41 Black Eyed Peas That's low battery.

18:42 Drew For months on end.

18:43 Adam For months on end, and they go right to sleep.

18:45 Drew They don't, they don't, they don't bother to change it. They tune it. They acknowledge it.

18:49 Adam They tune it out. Lois?

18:51 Yeah?

18:51 Adam Alright, so you're 27. You can only have sex in very still positions.

18:58 Caller Well, actually, it's kind of weird that, that caller went before me because I have.

19:03 Adam I don't want to talk to two people with the same problem back to back.

19:06 Drew It's different. She has to hold still.

19:08 Adam Not the same thing. She's got vagina problems. Come on. Let's talk some drug addicts or something or somebody's, you know, got like huge areolas or something. I don't want to talk to gynecological questions straight in a row.

19:22 Drew I want the guy with a list of 25 people you hate.

19:24 Adam Alright, there you go. That's better. Michael?

19:27 Yeah, hey, I got a list of 25 people you hate, Adam.

19:31 Adam Alright.

19:32 Drew Hold on, Lois, by the way.

19:33 Adam You're 18?

19:34 Caller Yeah.

19:35 Adam You're a virgin?

19:38 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

19:38 Adam You can always tell the voice of a virgin. Plus, guys are getting, they're squirrelly sounding because if this guy got laid earlier today, he'd be like, hey, Ace.

19:48 Drew He also would be wasting his time compiling lists for you.

19:50 Caller They don't write lists.

19:51 Adam They're just banging away. They're just banging away. They don't sit down and make a list. Alright, Michael, give me the list of 25 people I hate.

19:58 Caller Alright, people that say the F word on the air.

20:02 Adam Alright.

20:03 Caller People that say the S word on the air.

20:05 Drew I don't think our experience has heard the list.

20:07 Adam I was looking for names like, you know, Steven Baldwin or something like that, you know.

20:12 Caller Well, I couldn't remember any names that you had specifically said.

20:15 Adam I pray for you too, Adam. Well, yeah.

20:18 I am, dude.

20:19 Adam Thanks.

20:20 Caller I am, because you're obviously such a retard.

20:24 Adam Steven Baldwin's going to pray for me. I couldn't do any better than him praying for me.

20:29 Drew No.

20:30 Adam Steven Baldwin. I can't get like the Dolly Lam or something. I got a guy with the tattoos drinking a sports drink praying for me. All right. Michael, keep going. This is, we're 23 and I'm already bored.

20:45 Caller Drip club DJs.

20:47 Black Eyed Peas Drip club DJs. You hate drip club DJs?

20:50 Adam I don't, they get between, you know, me and my penis. You know what I mean? They're yelling the whole time in the background. They're distracting. You know, they're doing too much barking. They got to get out of the way. They got to get out of the way a little bit. You know what I'm saying? You know, they do when the strippers who show up at the bachelor party, there's a guy who shows up with him. He makes change and he's kind of the muscle and he flips the tape on the cassette, you know, once in a while when the thing runs out.

21:16 Black Eyed Peas Cassettes. You go to bachelor party? This is old school.

21:20 Adam Old school. Oh, back in the day, the guy would have to bring in a reel to reel. Victrola. The guy would whine in it, I'm a melancholy bird. Just show you a little bit of her elbow, everyone would start clapping. We give her a quarter and she'd leave. Yeah. No, no, the guy comes in for the strip club, he stays, the guy comes in for the bachelor party, he stays out of the way. He just hangs back. In case there's trouble, he slides in, but he hangs back. That's what the DJs at the strip clubs need to do. Michael?

21:53 Caller People who drive too slow and are in front of you.

21:57 Adam All right. Hang on, Michael. Maybe we'll just whittle away like four of these.

22:01 Drew Every 20 minutes.

22:02 Adam Every 20 minutes we'll do four. We got to get Michael laid.

22:07 Drew He needs something.

22:08 Adam He's got to have something.

22:09 Drew Maybe a little writing seminar.

22:10 Adam What can we get him? What can we do for you? Michael?

22:13 Caller Yeah.

22:14 Adam You're 18.

22:15 Caller Yeah.

22:15 Adam You're calling from Virginia.

22:17 Caller Yeah.

22:18 Adam Are you going to go to college?

22:20 Caller Yeah, although right now I need to go to work so I can get money to.

22:23 Drew Junior college.

22:24 Adam Uh-oh. Where are you working?

22:26 Caller I need to start out at junior college because I slacked off in high school, but I want to transfer to Virginia Tech.

22:32 Adam Yeah.

22:32 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, Virginia Tech is pretty crazy.

22:34 We played there.

22:35 Adam That would be good, but here's the problem with starting out at junior college. It's the Roach Motel. You never get out. It's like starting out on flypaper. You can't get out. I'm going to start with the flypaper and then I'm going off to college, uh-uh. It's like the fly going, I'm going to hang out on the flypaper then I'm going over to the fruit salad. No, no, no, no, you're never going to make it. Go to the fruit salad. Hey, Michael?

22:59 Caller Yeah.

23:00 Adam What do you do for work?

23:01 Caller I do computers.

23:03 Adam All right, it's all coming together now. Where are you going to meet some ladies?

23:09 Caller I'm focusing on getting money first.

23:12 Adam Oh, okay. You can do both, you know. As a matter of fact, if you're really good, you can get rich later. Yeah, you get rich later or someone who's really ugly will pay you to have sex with them.

23:22 Caller PYR.

23:23 Adam That's how Drew made it through college. All right, Drew, what? Okay, I'm taking a break. I'm gonna go to Drew. Black Eyed Peas here tonight. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

23:35 Yup.

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24:12 Adam So, like no other. That wasn't Drew?

24:50 Black Eyed Peas That was Drew.

24:52 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Love Line, man. That's Dr. Drew on the beat box. Do a little more beat box, Drew.

25:00 Black Eyed Peas I'll do you.

25:03 Drew Dr. Drew in the hissy.

25:05 Black Eyed Peas Yeah.

25:06 Adam Yeah. Will and Apple here tonight from Black Eyed Peas. Then we're gonna bring Fergie and Taboo in from the Black Eyed Peas as well. And now this says Black Eyed Peas, but it is the Black Eyed Peas, yes?

25:21 Black Eyed Peas Yes, the, yeah, the.

25:23 Adam All right, Drew, I'm gonna start strangling people around here.

25:26 Drew Tonight's the night.

25:27 Adam I'm losing it. All right, here we go. Let's focus now. Let's get it together now. Let's go. Let's break it down. All right, all right, all right. All right, here we go. back to the phones, really. We're coming now. Look out.

25:43 Drew Joana, Joana.

25:45 Hello.

25:47 Adam You're 18?

25:48 Caller Yep.

25:48 Adam What's up?

25:50 Drew Um. What was that?

25:53 Caller My boyfriend and I just started the meet-and-wear instead of me swallowing when I get in the head how I conten that on my face. And now.

26:04 Adam I never go into that face.

26:09 Caller Well, I have a rash on my face, you can't see it but my ight itches now, and I was wondering if it could have something to do with what ive been on.

26:17 Black Eyed Peas The nuttary?

26:18 Adam Yeah, what about that? Now, is it a rash if you can't see it, by the way?

26:22 Caller Well, it ite it's like tiny, tiny little red bumps, it barely visible but it itu like crazy.

26:28 Adam Well, why don't you ask your dad if he akes What do you think that is from your boyfriend, or maybe it's just a pillowcase or something like that?

26:39 Drew Have you been using any other new creams or cosmetic products, anything like that?

26:43 Caller Nothing, because I thought about all the normal stuff. Nothing's different.

26:48 Drew I guess it could be. It's a possibility. It's pretty rare.

26:52 Adam Doesn't...

26:53 Black Eyed Peas Poison that?

26:56 Adam And by the way, it just sounds like a chore for the nut on the face each time you have a lovemaking session.

27:06 You know what I mean?

27:07 Caller I just like it.

27:10 Drew You see, this is interesting. Women sort of avoid that whole issue.

27:15 Adam Well, you know, it's smart as a guy to do that. Like, instead of going, should I pull out? You go, so listen, you want to swallow shit and not on your face.

27:25 Drew For negotiating.

27:27 Adam Yeah, yeah, you give them those two options.

27:29 Black Eyed Peas How about booby love?

27:31 Adam Yeah, what about booby love?

27:34 Black Eyed Peas Booby love is always great. And you avoid the face and the swallage.

27:41 Caller Good point, thank you.

27:42 Adam All right. Hey, Joanna?

27:44 Yeah?

27:46 Adam You heading toward junior college these days?

27:49 Caller No, I start at Berkeley in two weeks.

27:52 Black Eyed Peas Really?

27:52 Drew Yes, yes.

27:53 Adam Congrats. Wow. That is rarefied air, a Berkeley student with a nut on their face. You know what I'm saying? Not a lot of them. God bless you, you big gal?

28:06 Caller No.

28:07 Adam Hmm.

28:09 Drew What are you going to study?

28:11 Caller Oh, I want to be a teacher.

28:13 Adam Yeah, I could see that. This would be one of the important life lessons you teach your children.

28:17 Of course.

28:18 Adam All right. And you want to work, what grades you want to work with just because it would be funny?

28:22 Caller Like third or fourth.

28:23 Adam That's fine. It's fine. Teacher nutterpuss. I got to make a tinkle. Do it on my face, sweetie. Yeah. Now it makes you think back on all your old teachers, right? I wonder if Mrs. Harvey was doing that in fifth grade when I was... No, no, no. She did wear glasses, though. They could have just been for protection. Lois.

28:56 Caller Yeah.

28:57 Adam All right. So we started to speak to you before.

29:00 Caller Yeah.

29:01 Drew Before Adam so rudely put you aside.

29:03 Adam You can only have... Quiet down or I'll hang up on you. You can only have sex in still positions.

29:11 Caller Well, this is the deal is that I have endometriosis, which is like... It's like growth in my uterus.

29:17 Drew Listen, it's actually a piece of the line of uterus gets out into the cavity of the abdomen and then actually menstruates. That's what causes the inflammation.

29:27 Adam Yeah.

29:28 Drew Nice, huh?

29:29 Caller Here we go. Oh, I didn't even know that. Well, yeah, the way that I found it out was because about a year ago, I was having sex with my boyfriend and it really started to hurt. At this point, we can have sex barely without me moving. I had surgery for it in October and my wife couldn't get all of it away and she wanted to put me on Lupron and I wanted to ask your opinions on that.

30:00 Drew It's pretty commonplace treatment for endometriosis. It'll make you basically menopausal and you'll be pretty miserable for a while, but it's very effective for the endometriosis and sometimes we'll get it under control so you don't have to worry about it anymore. But prepare to be kind of wacky for a little while in that period. They don't do enough sort of coaching women that go on Lupron, how moody and miserable you can be.

30:19 Black Eyed Peas Really?

30:20 Drew Yeah, it really shuts down the orders.

30:21 Adam Women are nutty on just tap water and rice cakes. They're nutty. I couldn't imagine them on some kind of drug that is going to make them, especially the word loop in it. Loopy?

30:31 Drew Loop on, yes, Lupron.

30:32 Adam Loopy. Yeah, that just sounds like you're going to get loopy. Why don't they make something called column or something, like just come on. Come on.

30:42 Black Eyed Peas They're going back to the come on statement.

30:45 Adam Jane? It's running through my mind now. Jane?

30:49 Caller What?

30:50 Adam You're 24.

30:52 Caller Yeah.

30:53 Adam What are you doing, Jane?

30:55 Caller I'm driving.

30:56 Adam All right. What's up?

30:59 Caller I had a question. I didn't know what I needed to do. I've been with my husband for eight years now. Three kids at 24? We were having some issues and I went out one day with some girls and I ended up going out-

31:17 Caller Hold on.

31:17 Adam Are you doing like a hand bone on the dash of your car? What is all that noise?

31:21 Caller I have my son with me but he can't hear me.

31:24 Drew He's banging things.

31:25 Adam Oh, he's banging things. All right. Well, put them out on the hood or something. That's where my dad used to put me. I rode on the hood.

31:33 Drew Not the roof, be fair.

31:35 Adam Well, no. I started on the roof, just taped down. It was actually one of those folding chairs that was taped to the rack of the station wagon that was in my child seat. But then the turn indicator broke. So it moved me out to the hood so I would signal. He tied some kite string to my arm. He'd yank on the left one if I had to signal left. Once in a while we'd get crossed up and I'd be leaning the wrong way.

31:56 Drew Did he also have a thing that was sort of like a Flintstone horn where you'd squeeze your chest and go, aww.

32:02 Adam Yeah, it was like the Flintstone. Actually the hood emblem was the only thing that kept me on. I don't want to say where it was, Drew, but it took a lot of corrective surgery to fix that. Where the hell was she? Jane?

32:14 Caller Uh-huh.

32:15 Adam All right. So what would you say? You're cheating on your husband?

32:19 Caller So I did. I had a wedding stand and then I couldn't believe it. Like the next day I came home and my husband was like, where were you? I lied to him 12 months ago. And I went back like a second time to see this guy and now it's like whatever and I just don't know how to get over this guy.

32:36 Black Eyed Peas So it's not a one night stand?

32:38 Caller Oh wow. I went back a second time and like my husband so believed me. Like I don't know what to do.

32:46 Adam Yeah, well the whole thing is you're not supposed to think your 24 year old wife with the three kids is out banging another guy.

32:52 Drew It's the last thing he'd want to think about.

32:56 Adam I was at my friends' or I was at work or something and your wife tells you what she was doing all day. You believe her, right?

33:01 Drew Absolutely. Well, Jay, what's the plan here?

33:04 Caller Like my husband is so much better in bed than this guy and I don't get it like.

33:10 Drew You've been married since you were what age?

33:12 Caller 18.

33:14 Drew How old is your husband?

33:16 Caller He's 26.

33:17 Drew Why did you get married at 18?

33:19 Caller Because I got pregnant.

33:21 Drew Okay, well that's what this is all about really.

33:23 Adam But the husband is good in bed.

33:25 Drew But she still voluntarily relinquished that privilege. That's it. You're mom of three now. You gotta make this marriage work. You just got to be a family. That's it. That is it. Whatever this means. Whatever it is an expression of. Some sort of hostility or… Do you use a nd is lot of alcohol when this happens? Is there alcohol?

33:47 Caller There is alcohol in your family?

33:51 Caller What was going on? When I see guys, I don't want to sound rude or anything, but I see them as a potential screw now, like that happened. I just look at a guy like fuck, I wonder how he isn't them.

34:01 Adam Hey, Jane. Drew does the same thing with guys, by the way. Only guys, if his wife does.

34:07 Drew It's only you and us.

34:07 Adam Just dudes. All right, here's the thing, Jane. First off, do your kids a favor and just hand them over to the Hells Angels right now, and let them be raised by decent people. You are gonna screw those kids up royally.

34:19 Drew That's something gonna happen in your family.

34:21 Adam My God, are you gonna screw these kids up? Listen, everybody, hold on. I gotta get preachy for a second, but this crap where I can shoot a little meth, I can bang around with some guy at work, I can be totally out of control, but my kid never knows it, I'm still a great mom. How dare you say I'm not a great mom? I'm a loving parent, I love my kid. You loving your kid doesn't mean squat. You gotta do something for him. Or you gotta not do certain things, like bang guys you meet at the restaurant, or shoot drugs, or do whatever it is you're doing. And believe me, your kids know. They don't need to know, they know everything, they just feel everything, they don't know.

34:56 Drew They don't know it in any kind of intellectual, cognitive way, they feel it, they feel everything that goes on in the family.

35:01 Adam It would actually be better if they just knew it.

35:03 Drew Yes, of course.

35:04 Adam What's going on, all they know is they got an out of control mom.

35:07 Drew Feels like hell, they're scared.

35:08 Adam Yeah, all right. Jane, Jane. Jane, you seem like you come from a lot of chaos. Was your family chaotic?

35:20 Caller Yeah, like a broken home and stuff.

35:22 Drew Yeah, an alcoholic dad too. I definitely get alcoholism. Somebody's alcoholic in your family.

35:27 Caller My mom.

35:28 Drew Your mom's an alcoholic.

35:29 Adam Mom's an alcoholic.

35:29 Drew Okay, I definitely get the alcoholism.

35:31 Adam And any abuse from your dad, physical, anything like that?

35:35 Caller Not from my mom either, she was just like, we were like, taken from my mom at a young age.

35:43 Adam Who took in you?

35:45 Caller Foster care, war to the core.

35:47 Adam Okay, so your family's a disaster.

35:49 Drew So for you to try to tolerate a real, somebody actually loves you is very unpleasant. You gotta get some therapy, Jen, you've got to. You are gonna mess the kids up. They're gonna end up in foster care.

35:59 Black Eyed Peas Yeah.

35:59 Adam I don't even, hey, how old, listen, Jane.

36:02 Huh?

36:03 Adam Look, let me explain something. You are serious damaged goods. And I'm saying it as a friend, but you are damaged. What your childhood put you through is really the equivalent to like a horrible car crash.

36:18 Drew And don't put your kids through this.

36:20 Adam You gotta get some therapy.

36:22 Caller Uh-huh.

36:23 Adam You're not right, do you understand?

36:25 Drew All these impulses you're having, not good.

36:27 Adam Your kids are gonna be a mess. Do you care about your kids?

36:32 Black Eyed Peas Is this the first time you did it?

36:33 Adam You did it?

36:36 Drew But you're on your way. You're talking to those impulses through multiple males.

36:39 Adam Yeah, and believe me, it's like a shoulder that pops out a joint. It gets easier every time. All right, you're not gonna do anything. Look, Jane, do me a favor. No more goddamn kids. How about that? Oh boy. Listen, I really mean, I would like, first off, there's nothing that anyone can say to someone like Jane. If she wants to pop out five more kids and screw up five more kids, and then we'll have eight kids running around out there who are doing, by the way, the exact same thing she's gonna be doing. The guys will probably be violent and the girls will be pregnant at 17 and our society will slowly erode. More people in prison, more people hooked on drugs, less people employed, less people going to college, less people, and there's nothing anyone will ever say about it. No one will ever pipe up about it. Look, if you got a girl who's in Jane's situation and she's in foster care, gets pulled out of her family, and her family's a chaotic mess and her mom's a raging alcoholic, you gotta keep an eye on her. She's gonna spit out a bunch of kids early and often and then those kids are gonna become our problem because Jane is not fit. And by the way, Jane's 24, she's got three kids. The over under, seven, you know what I mean? She's gonna pop out one with one of these guys and then I'm pregnant and he thinks it's his but and that's when the chaos really kicks in and then eventually we gotta come in and collect the kids because but the damage is done. They're scarred for life.

38:11 Drew But Adam, she's a great mom.

38:12 Adam She's great, she's great. And we can't tell people what to do with their units.

38:18 Drew And by the way, this is not to pick on women because the guys do the same damn thing.

38:21 Adam Guys are worse but the only problem is is they're the keepers of the grail. You know what I mean? They're the ones that are crapping out the kids. I don't know what to do. But the idea that we can't say anything about it or do anything about it in society, yet all we do all day is tell everyone what to do or what they can't do. Try to get on a... Go down the airport. See how many hoops you got. Take your shoes off. Crawl through there. Spin around. See if you can blow yourself. Do it! Guy had me do it. He's laughing at me. It was like that prison in Iraq. I got naked. Chick was smoking. I was crying. She was taking pictures with me.

38:58 Drew It's like a dog on you.

39:00 Adam I was like, what does this have to do with security? Just do it. He kept yelling at me. We had to get in a pyramid. That guy was traveling to Chicago on business. Was on top of the pyramid.

39:10 Caller It was horrible.

39:10 Adam He was naked. All right. I don't know why I was thinking about this, but you know, there's this big... They're having this big auction out here in California because of all the stuff they confiscate, you know, they have like thousands of Swiss Army knives and thousands of those Leatherman tools and all the airports. All the airport stuff. Yeah, they just have an auction and they sell it in bulk, like lots of like, you don't buy one Swiss Army knife. You buy 65 Swiss Army knives. But I just thought to myself, since 9-11, they've confiscated like 75, 000 box cutters at the airport. Like I'm still, I still got the way most... By the way, I want that guy arrested. I don't care what he was doing. I don't care if he's a professional box cutter. And he's going to a box cutting convention.

39:57 Drew Is he impaired in some way? What's going on here?

39:59 Adam Yeah, I travel with my box cutter.

40:03 Black Eyed Peas What?

40:03 Adam What's up with box cutters? I hadn't heard. What, something up? It's like, yeah, yeah, took a couple of buildings down. You didn't hear? Oh, it's just a leather man. It's just got a saw and a screwdriver and a taser on it and some pepper spray and a cross bow built into it and it's, well, one part is a shark cage that I climb into and then I got a bang stick. It's got a 12 gauge shotgun. It's like, you can't bring that stuff in the airport, you idiots. How does that work?

40:37 Drew I'm going to the airport and bringing my knife. I want to see that. I'm tempted to stand there and just watch to see one get confiscated, see who that is.

40:43 Adam Yeah, and by the way, just a light beating would be nice for these guys. Just a little sting so they remember next time. But anyway, it's our windfall. I'm going to go buy myself like 70, 000 corkscrews and some nail files. All right, Black Eyed Peas are here tonight. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. It's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Will and Apple here tonight from The Black Eyed Peas. And Fergie and Taboo gonna come in here. And just a couple of you, we actually remember Fergie. Actually, Fergie remembered to remind us that we remember her from when she was in a band called The Wild Orchid that we had on Loveline, the TV show, a couple of times. And it's very rare, but I vividly remember Wild Orchid because there were three hot chicks and they sung acapella for us. And Drew has no recollection of that.

42:25 Drew Oh no, you're not. It's coming into focus.

42:27 Adam No, it's not.

42:28 Drew A little bit.

42:29 Adam Coming into focus means starting to lie. Understand when people say coming into focus, that's they just going, no, I'm BSing.

42:41 Drew No, no, no, no, no.

42:44 Adam No? You don't remember?

42:46 Drew No, I'm remembering so failing.

42:50 Adam Melissa?

42:51 Yeah.

42:52 Adam You're 16?

42:53 Black Eyed Peas Yep.

42:54 Adam What's going on, baby doll?

42:57 Well, I've been losing a lot lately purposely, and it's been healthy wise, but like my boobs went from a double D down to almost a C. They were almost a double D, and now they're like almost a C. So I was wondering if there's like any way like I can.

43:12 Drew It's one of the liabilities of being healthy, I guess, huh?

43:14 Adam Yeah. Well, that's what happens. So you lose your chin, so you lose your boobs, you know?

43:20 Drew Most people desire a C, whether they're going up or going down. That seems to be the target that a lot of people want.

43:26 Black Eyed Peas Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

43:28 Drew I'd like her to switch.

43:29 Black Eyed Peas I like double D, I mean.

43:30 Adam You like double D, yeah.

43:31 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, D batteries make my radio go.

43:38 Adam Yeah, but look, what do you want? With the good comes the bad. Oh, yeah, what do you want us to tell you? Wrap it in foil? You're losing weight, your boobs are going down.

43:52 Drew Boobs are fat, that's what they are.

43:54 Black Eyed Peas Game over.

43:55 Drew Gotta work out.

43:57 Exercise is that I can help kind of lose weight around my stomach areas and not my. Sit ups.

44:06 Adam I don't know. Melissa.

44:07 Black Eyed Peas Chest ups.

44:08 Adam Where are you going to finishing school, by the way? I'm guessing Zurich. What?

44:14 What?

44:15 Adam Listen, baby, have a little decorum, would you, for Christ's sake? Be a lady. Now, guys, what do you want? You plan on getting tattoos on your boobs in a couple of months? In one extra room? What's going on?

44:29 I just, like, I don't know. I've always gotten a lot of attention from it, and they're, like, getting small, and it's like I'm not getting attention. That's, like, the main thing about me that got attention, so.

44:40 Drew What has your weight gone from what to what?

44:41 Adam It's not your vivacious personality and outgoing spirit?

44:46 Drew Giving spirit is what I call it.

44:47 Adam Yeah, I always got a lot of attention from my cans, you know? Now I'm not getting no press, you know what I'm saying? It's like, well, look, guys, stop looking at your boobs and they start admiring your ass. That's how it works when you lose weight.

45:00 Black Eyed Peas How much did you use to weigh?

45:02 Adam Melissa.

45:02 It seemed like I was like, not to be racist, but I looked like I was black and now I don't.

45:07 Adam You look like you're black and now you don't because why?

45:13 Drew How much did you weigh? How much do you weigh now?

45:16 I weighed 180 and now I'm 165.

45:17 Adam All right, so you've gone from, you know, cruiser weight down to super middle weight. Fine. All right.

45:25 Drew Keep going, you'll find, relax.

45:26 Adam Keep going. She's gonna blow away, Drew. She's 165, she's probably 5'2". What do you want her to do? She's losing her melons as we speak. Sweetie P. Melissa. Melissa. Let me, okay, let me give a quick message to you and your boobs and all the boobs out there listening.

45:46 Black Eyed Peas Listen.

45:46 Adam You're only 16. Can you please, and I know it's difficult in the society we live in, but stop obsessing about what guys think about you and who wants to hump you, okay? First off, don't worry. You'll find a dude.

46:04 Caller You do.

46:04 Drew I know, but that's fine.

46:05 Adam Okay, well, you got a man. So what do you need everyone else looking at you for?

46:08 Black Eyed Peas Is he mad because the boobies got smaller?

46:12 Drew That's an unhealthy impulse.

46:14 Black Eyed Peas Okay.

46:14 Drew You just need the adulation of the crowd.

46:18 Adam Melissa, here's the thing. Wait, you studying in school and stuff? You are?

46:25 Caller Yeah, I'm still in school.

46:27 Adam You're still in school. You're gonna go to college?

46:30 Caller I think I'm gonna go to trade school.

46:32 Adam Oh, really?

46:33 Caller Yeah.

46:33 Adam What are you gonna learn?

46:36 Caller I'm not sure yet. I really haven't decided.

46:37 Drew What are you thinking?

46:39 Caller I'm thinking auto mechanics, even though I don't look like.

46:41 Drew Did I not say that?

46:43 Adam Yeah, I don't think she was thinking anything. And then she heard you say auto mechanic.

46:47 Drew I don't think she heard anything.

46:48 Adam You know anything about cars, Melissa?

46:50 Caller Not yet.

46:51 Adam Okay, but you like them.

46:53 Caller I pick up things as I go, like when I'm hanging out with some of my friends and I work on my cars, I'm just like.

46:58 Adam All right, all right, all right. She's got a plan.

47:01 Drew Good times.

47:02 Adam Oh, look, I like that. She's realistic. All right. Will and Apple here tonight from the Black Eyed Peas. We're gonna do a little trade out, bring Fergie and Taboo in from the Black Eyed Peas. We'll be right back after this.

47:35 This hour brought to you in part by Axe.

48:14 Adam Hey everybody, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam. The Black Eyed Peas are here tonight. Fergie and Taboo are in here. We have-

48:24 Caller Did a switch-a-roo.

48:26 Adam We did a little switch-a-roo. Anderson, Anderson, maybe you can play the Taboo theme song, which is this. Now, you- Yes, classic, classic, classic, classic, classic. This song is in Taboo, too. Do you know Taboo?

48:41 Black Eyed Peas I've been a big fan of Taboo. I've been a big fan of many adult films.

48:47 Caller Oh, really?

48:47 Black Eyed Peas Since I was young, you know, it taught me a lot about my manhood. Yeah.

48:52 Adam Does this film cover this?

48:54 Caller You know it as your, quite a theme song for you, basically.

48:56 Black Eyed Peas It's quite a theme song. You know, there's also Sweetest Taboo by Sade.

49:00 Adam Well, that's true. But there's, that-

49:03 Drew I'm just thinking about Taboo learning about being a man through this film.

49:06 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, well, you gotta understand. I came from a place called Rosemead, which is in St. Gabriel Valley.

49:12 Drew Next to Temple City.

49:13 Black Eyed Peas Yeah.

49:14 Adam God's country. Yeah, shout out for Temple City.

49:21 Drew Montebello's the other side.

49:23 Caller Right next to St. Gabriel.

49:26 Caller Hacienda Heights, 15 miles away.

49:27 Adam Oh, you're a Hacienda hider? Wow. No thing that's ironic about Temple City. Not one Jew in the whole place.

49:34 Black Eyed Peas Wow.

49:34 Adam Think about it. Temple City? Not a Jew? Yeah, no temples. Hacienda Heights. Yeah, it's beautiful.

49:42 Drew Must be beautiful.

49:43 Black Eyed Peas I'm going to say thank you for the theme song. I love it. I appreciate it.

49:48 Drew There must be beautiful farms and ranches in Hacienda Heights.

49:51 Caller No, actually, it has the only Buddhist temple in North America. The biggest one.

49:59 Drew Strangely, it was supposed to be in Temple City, but they're built more in Hacienda Heights.

50:03 Caller Yeah, but it wasn't.

50:05 Caller All right.

50:05 Caller It's in Hacienda Heights.

50:07 Adam We got some locals out here.

50:08 Black Eyed Peas Locals, yes.

50:10 Adam Jerusalem, Pasadena, man. I'm North Hollywood. Yeah.

50:14 Black Eyed Peas North Hollywood.

50:14 Adam Yeah, it sucks.

50:15 Black Eyed Peas What do you think of Old Town Pasadena?

50:17 Drew I like it. Yeah, it's wonderful.

50:19 Black Eyed Peas Have you ever been to Sushi Float?

50:22 Drew A-Float. Yes.

50:23 Black Eyed Peas How about Hooters right across the way?

50:27 Drew Usually, my family would go to A-Float, so I can't go to Hooters.

50:29 Caller I'm sure Adam's been to Hooters.

50:31 Adam I have been to several of them, but I've not been to the Old Town Hooters. Okay. Is that in there? They got one going?

50:38 I've been to that one.

50:39 Caller Chris.

50:39 Black Eyed Peas Hooters right there, yeah.

50:41 Adam Yeah, buddy. All right. We're going to hear something else from the Black Eyed Peas, by the way, before the night is true, possibly in this break, although I'm not sure. I keep calling these breaks, but I should call them segments, right, Drew? And I'm not sure what the next song we're going to hear is, but we'll figure it out.

50:59 Drew It'll be a good one.

50:59 Adam We got a question for Fergie. Rachel?

51:03 Caller Hi.

51:03 Adam What's happening?

51:05 Caller What's going on?

51:06 Adam What's happening?

51:08 Caller Hi, Rachel.

51:08 And I love you.

51:11 Caller I love you.

51:12 Great.

51:12 Adam You got a question for Fergie?

51:14 Drew I did.

51:14 Caller I was wondering, I grew up watching Kids Incorporated, and I was wondering how you got involved with that and how your transition between TV and becoming like a big famous recording star went. Like, how did you get into show business that young?

51:28 Drew Of course, naturally, they went looking in Hacienda Heights for a few stars.

51:32 Caller For a few stars.

51:34 Adam That's the cradle of child stars is Hacienda Heights, that's where they go.

51:38 Caller You know, no. Actually, you know what, you're very original, you're an OG gangster, you know, you knew Kids Incorporated, that's very cool. You know, I did that since I was eight years old, I did it for six years and graduated from that and got out of the music business for a year and got back into it with Renee, who was on the show with me, did a group with her called Wild Orchid.

52:04 Adam Wild Orchid, all right, and this is five years ago, six years ago?

52:08 Caller Yeah, definitely. Well, it was when I was...

52:10 Drew Probably started eight years ago.

52:11 Caller Yeah, it started a long time ago from when I was 15.

52:14 Adam Right.

52:15 Caller I actually stayed in the group for a long time, way longer than I should have personally because I grew up as a people pleaser, you know, I wanted to make everyone happy and so that's why I stayed in it so long. But I mean, I love the girls, they're amazing and it's cool.

52:29 Adam So why did you leave? Did the band break up? Did you leave?

52:33 Caller Well, we did break up obviously, but it had nothing to do with the girls, you know, they're great people. I stayed with them for a long time, but...

52:41 Adam But it sounds like you want to go a different direction.

52:43 Caller I had been wanting to go a different direction for a long time and I just didn't know how to express that and that was a personal thing for me.

52:52 Adam How did you get hooked up with the Black Eyed Peas?

52:54 Caller Well, in 1998, I went to go see them at the L. Ray Theatre in LA, and I've always been to a lot of hip-hop shows. I've always been a huge hip-hop fan, but I went to go see them and something about them really intrigued me because it's not that they were these thug guys. They just were artistic. They were hip-hop, but they were also a rock in the same sense. They had a band. They were stylish in the way they dressed.

53:24 Adam How did you make your way in? Because every time I see a concert, I think, I got a jam with that guy.

53:29 Caller Yeah, no. I just did a... no.

53:30 Adam Yeah, what did you do?

53:32 Caller No, no. How did you get backstage? Nothing like that. No, nothing.

53:35 Adam How did it work? What happened then?

53:37 Caller Nothing like that.

53:38 Adam I'm not saying it was that way. I just want to know the way it was.

53:41 Caller No, the way it was is this. They're always very personal guys and back... oh.

53:49 Black Eyed Peas They're personal guys.

53:52 Caller Taboo and I have talked about it a million times, but no.

53:55 Adam They're good guys.

53:57 Caller No, they're very good guys. But actually, they did their show and they're very normal guys and after the show they came out at the El Rio Theater and they did their dance circle like they always do. They did their battle.

54:10 Adam Sure, they do one of those after each show.

54:11 Caller Yeah, they come out, they came out and just started battling, started a dance circle.

54:17 Adam So you hung out. I don't want to finish the story for you, but eventually you got into the band, right?

54:25 Caller Well, no, no, no. I talked to Will and his name at the time was Will 1X. But I talked to him and I said, you know what, I really have to work with you guys. But at the time, I was with Wild Orchid and the record company. There was no way they were letting us do anything with any hip hop artists.

54:42 Adam I see.

54:43 Caller Because they just didn't really get that.

54:45 Drew So when did it happen?

54:46 Caller So I kept the number, saved it, went through everything I had to go through. Ups and downs, a lot of downs. But yeah.

54:57 Adam But eventually you got into the band, right? How dare you? Well, I'm just trying to figure out how you got into the band.

55:05 Black Eyed Peas We were doing an album called Elefunk, right? We had a song called Shut Up, which was one of our singles. Our friend Dante suggested Fergie. We were like, well, can Fergie sing? Yeah, she could sing. All right, let's bring her in. We brought her in. She knocked it out.

55:20 Adam So you called her.

55:22 Black Eyed Peas We called her.

55:23 Caller Yeah, but I mean, there's a lot of stuff that went in, you know, in between that stuff. I was abusing myself for a while. And it was a very bad point in my life. I spent all my money that I had...

55:35 Adam Made from Wild Orchid?

55:36 Caller Well...

55:38 Adam Did you make any money?

55:39 Caller Well, you know, I had been a child actor. I had done Kids Incorporated for...

55:43 Adam Oh, yeah.

55:44 Caller My big acting debut.

55:47 Adam Now, so, but this...

55:48 Caller Jennifer Lump Hewitt. Yeah.

55:52 Adam Can you introduce me to her, by the way?

55:53 Black Eyed Peas Who was that?

55:54 Adam That was the person who called in 20 minutes ago.

55:57 I see.

55:57 Caller I mean, there's a lot of things that have happened in my life. I mean, I could go through it. It's gonna take a long time.

56:02 Adam Well, no, I don't think we need to do that. But all I'm saying is, is you checked out the Black Eyed Peas. You were into the band.

56:08 Caller Definitely.

56:08 Adam And you wanted to be part of the band, and the band called you.

56:12 Caller No, no. You know, it's not that I wanted to be part of the band. I mean, I love them. I was a fan of them. I can do a lot of hip hop concerts. And something about them attracted me because it wasn't the stug.

56:25 Adam All right, but you didn't want to be in the band.

56:28 Caller You know what? I wouldn't say I didn't want to be in the band, but I would never plan to be in the band.

56:33 Adam All right.

56:34 Black Eyed Peas It was just a natural progression.

56:35 Caller Yeah, it was just a natural thing. You're in the band now.

56:36 Drew That's important.

56:38 Caller I was never saying that I was going to be in the Black Eyed Peas. I would have never thought that.

56:43 Adam At all. We've got to make fun of some teenagers. Let's focus. Sarah? You're 19? What's up?

56:53 Caller Well, I've been clean now for 13 months. I shot up methamphetamine since I was 15. I've been doing drugs pretty much since I was 12. And since I've been clean, like I would say maybe once a month, maybe not even that often. I have like actual dreams, like more flashbacks of shooting up and I wake up and I'm like sweating and crying. My question is, I was wondering if that's something I'm going to have to deal with my whole life or will it eventually go away?

57:20 Drew Probably not. They're actually very positive when you have dreams like that. They're reminding you of what it feels like to do that and to wake up feeling guilty and miserable is sort of a rehearsal process. It's a similar kind of dream to people say, dreaming that they went into a test unprepared or on the stage and not knowing the music or something, it sort of motivates you to stay where you are.

57:41 Adam What about that one where I'm whizzing in the sink but I'm really asleep and then I...

57:44 Drew You're actually whizzing in the sink, though.

57:47 Black Eyed Peas How about the one where you dream where you lose your teeth? What does that mean?

57:50 Drew That's anxiety. You're grinding your teeth at night.

57:52 Caller No, but I actually can talk about this because I had an experience with crystal methamphetamine and it was for about a year and it's a very powerful drug, a very, very addictive drug and I didn't know it when I started using it and I completely understand that you have visions because you have sleep deprivation and that's what it's from. You have...

58:14 Drew Well, no, she's... It's a year and a half later.

58:16 Black Eyed Peas Yeah.

58:16 Drew She's sleeping normally and now she's having dreams of using dreams and the part of it is...

58:21 Caller The triggers.

58:22 Drew It's really... It's just... This is such a profound alteration of the brain's motivational systems that it's always there driving you back and it becomes visualized in dreams once in a while and then you react to them and that's good.

58:35 Adam That's a healthy thing. Sarah, it's a serious... It says you shot meth for three years?

58:40 Caller Yeah.

58:40 Adam So that's pretty hardcore.

58:42 Black Eyed Peas It's hardcore.

58:43 Caller So it's normal for you.

58:44 Caller I started doing meth when I was 15. I think the last year and a half was just straight shooting it.

58:51 Adam All right. And now it's been a year and a half since you've been sober?

58:55 Drew Let me talk to her a little bit about...

58:56 Caller It's been 13 months.

58:58 Drew Congratulations. It's interesting. The two things that usually happen when people shooting a lot of speed is, one, you start picking on everything. Did you do that?

59:07 Caller Not picking on myself, but I'm very critical of everything.

59:12 Caller No, no.

59:12 Drew When you were using.

59:13 Adam It literally means...

59:13 Drew When you were using. I mean, picking your skin until you get ulcers and things.

59:17 Caller Yeah.

59:17 Drew Did you do that?

59:18 Caller Yeah.

59:19 Drew Yeah. And then the paranoias that develop, can you describe the paranoia when you had it?

59:25 Caller I had paranoia. And actually, I kind of have another question. It's about, like, I've been hallucinating.

59:29 Adam Has everyone ever satisfied you with the description of anything? No.

59:32 Drew Not tonight.

59:32 Adam All right. Well, not any night.

59:34 Drew Not any night, you're right.

59:35 Adam True. Have you ever on this show told, said someone...

59:38 Caller Yeah.

59:38 Adam And tell us, tell us how that made you feel and had them give you an answer.

59:41 Drew No.

59:41 Adam No. Well, stop it then.

59:43 Drew No, I'm gonna keep trying.

59:43 Adam Whose fault is it?

59:44 Drew I'm gonna keep trying.

59:45 All right.

59:46 Adam She's got another question. Wait, this is enough question, Sarah. We spent enough time with you. What are you doing for your sobriety?

59:53 Caller Well, I'm gonna start going to classes again. I actually got out of treatment early.

59:58 Caller I just-

59:58 Drew Classes? You don't have a sponsor right now?

1:00:01 Caller No, I don't.

1:00:01 Adam Uh-oh.

1:00:03 Caller Uh-oh.

1:00:03 Adam Drew's got a puss on.

1:00:05 Caller I know.

1:00:05 Adam Sarah, you gotta get back in.

1:00:08 Caller Yeah. Next week, I'm actually gonna start going to NA meetings and stuff.

1:00:11 Drew Yeah. And get yourself a sponsor immediately. Immediately.

1:00:15 Adam All right.

1:00:16 Caller Thank you.

1:00:17 Adam Have a good time.

1:00:18 Drew Classes. She just doesn't understand the process.

1:00:22 Black Eyed Peas Is that like at a junior college?

1:00:23 Drew Not a good sign. Not a good sign. Why?

1:00:26 Caller You know what?

1:00:27 Caller It's a huge deal.

1:00:28 Caller You know, it's... Yeah. I don't even recommend people who don't know.

1:00:34 Drew About speed?

1:00:35 Caller Yeah. I mean, it's horrible. I didn't know.

1:00:38 Adam It's insidious. I don't know. It's horrible. To me, they're happy drugs and then they're bad drugs and the speed is a bad one. I like the happy ones.

1:00:47 Black Eyed Peas Me too.

1:00:47 Drew Even if you're using it three times a week, you can be addicted. It can change your thinking. It can damage your brain.

1:00:52 Caller I think they should actually make classes about that in high school. I think they should make classes to make that more known that that's that addictive.

1:01:00 Adam Well, but then what about my cooking, sewing and horticulture classes? And then my, oh, my, I was a ceramics major. How, I had to make a pinch pot ashtray. Are you kidding? These are the important life decisions. Do you go coil pot or do you go slab pot? Do you fire in a kiln or do you use the riku firing method? Felspar.

1:01:24 Black Eyed Peas These are the things we learn on our love lines.

1:01:28 Adam You realize what that's, you know how much money I've made off my ceramics? Zero.

1:01:33 Drew No.

1:01:34 Adam Zero.

1:01:35 Drew Impossible. I'm shocked.

1:01:37 Adam I'll tell you the only thing it's done. My wife went down to that Color Me Mine place and made me an ashtray and all I did was critique it. Oh, you call that an ashtray? What'd you do? Was that a pinch, pinch ashtray? That sucks. What kind of glaze were you using? This wasn't fired at the right temperature. Take it back. It's really, it's almost cost me my relationship. That's all. I just become critical of other people's ceramic work. I do nothing myself.

1:02:00 Caller Have you ever been to Color Me Mine?

1:02:02 Adam No, I've walked, I've walked, by the way, these are these places where you can buy it.

1:02:09 Caller Tell them what you do.

1:02:10 Adam It's really, it's the equivalent of a dog park for people. Like you can go around and sniff people's ass and work with something and then fire something and then leave with it. You get to work with clay in a supervised environment.

1:02:22 Drew You don't work with the clay. It's all made, pre-made. You just paint it.

1:02:25 Adam Oh, well that one, yeah, that one you paint. Yeah, I think this one, she, once in a while they give you a hump of clay and there's places where you get to actually do something. But I always, I pass these places and I go, how do they stay in business? Like how many of those ceramic clowns can you sell? You know what I mean, it's like, well, the clown is four bucks and then the glaze is 350 and then it's eight bucks. I still, how many of those you gotta move to make a business go here? I'm not sure if they're around, as a matter of fact, anymore. But yeah, anyway, anyway, I was a ceramics major in high school and I just think, you know, when we sit around and do the show and we think about all the things that they don't prepare you for, meanwhile they're busy filling your head with nonsense. I know how to make Pillsbury parmesan popovers, by the way, from my junior high cooking class. I made a pillowcase in my sewing class, like I'm sewing now. Please, you're forcing guys to do this nonsense, too?

1:03:24 Drew How dare you?

1:03:25 It's disgusting.

1:03:26 Black Eyed Peas Let's get to the next caller.

1:03:28 Adam You're right.

1:03:28 Black Eyed Peas Next caller.

1:03:29 Adam You're right. Heather? I'm going to go back and sue the LA. Here's how it's going to work. My lawyer is going to pull down a map of the United States and he's going to go, Adam, find California. And I'm going to walk up and point at Montana and he's going to go, we rest our case. We rest, Your Honor.

1:03:52 Caller We rest.

1:03:53 Adam He's a complete imbecile.

1:03:55 Black Eyed Peas Heather, you're on the line. Hello. How are you doing?

1:04:00 Adam Who fought in the Civil War, Adam? Good guys and bad guys? One group dudes like the black guys. I know that much.

1:04:09 Drew One guy looked like Colonel Sanders.

1:04:11 Adam Yeah. And the other dudes look like Colonel Sanders. Heather.

1:04:16 Caller Yeah.

1:04:17 Adam You're 21. Yes. What's up?

1:04:21 Caller Got a question for you. All right. Been having sex since I was 17. Been with a few people and never in any of the times I've had sex have I ever had an orgasm during sex. So I'm curious, what can I do myself to make myself have an orgasm during sex?

1:04:38 Black Eyed Peas Well, there's this adult bookstore on Colorado Boulevard in Pasadena, which...

1:04:44 Adam She's calling from San Diego. Oh, okay.

1:04:46 Black Eyed Peas Well, take a trip to Pasadena. There's this adult bookstore and they have many, many toys that you can play with.

1:04:55 Adam How about a toy?

1:04:56 Caller What I'm wondering is, is there any way that I can do it by having sex? I've tried toys and oral sex and all that works, but I'm wondering if sex can...

1:05:07 Drew You want to have an orgasm during intercourse?

1:05:09 Caller Yes.

1:05:12 Drew Many women can't do that.

1:05:14 Caller I mean, there's nothing that I can do to make it happen.

1:05:17 Drew Well, maybe Fergie has a technique.

1:05:21 Caller Well, I just think from experience, I think it's more mental. And I think that it's a very personal thing. And when you have an orgasm, it's very personal.

1:05:32 Drew But she has them with oral sex, but she wants to have it with intercourse.

1:05:35 Caller I think that it's... Because I used to be like that as well. And I think that it's just about letting go and being able to accept certain things while you're in the presence of another person.

1:05:46 Adam I was just thinking guys don't have personal orgasm. There you go. You got any friends want some? I don't need it. I'm done with it. Very personal. Drew, is there a guy ive ever been more and said, yeah, my orgasms are very personal.

1:06:04 Drew But with women it's different. We don't know what they're talking about. We hear the music starts playing and Fergie starts talking like that.

1:06:12 Adam Here's the thing though, Heather, you're having an orgasm through oral sex though, right?

1:06:16 Caller Any other time I could like even like play with myself, I can have an orgasm.

1:06:22 Black Eyed Peas Butterfingers.

1:06:24 Adam You're twenty-ones, you're head of the game.

1:06:26 Drew Yeah.

1:06:26 Caller Yeah.

1:06:27 Adam Okay, so first off, focus on what you do have.

1:06:31 Caller Okay.

1:06:31 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:06:32 Drew Perfect that.

1:06:33 Adam Not what you don't have. No, you got that part down. What I'm saying is don't feel like you're cheated. Here's what I'm saying. You're a person that's driving around in a Range Rover and looking at people in Ferraris and want to know why you don't have one. Look at the guy in the Chevy Vega and appreciate your Range Rover. Do you see what I'm saying? There are many women who have it worse. They don't have an orgasm through diddling themselves or through oral sex. They can't have one, period. You're 21. You're having three different kinds of orgasm. You're just missing the jewel in the crown. Fine, I bet that one ain't far away.

1:07:08 Drew There you go.

1:07:09 Adam All right, stop. And don't get all up in your head. I mean, you're pressing like I got to have one every time you get to bed. Yeah, it's a mental thing.

1:07:16 Drew You have to let go, Adam.

1:07:17 Adam You gotta let go. It's a personal thing, my orgasm.

1:07:20 Drew Yeah, you let go, you let fly. It's different than letting go.

1:07:23 Adam No, it's a thing between me and my hamper. I don't share with anybody.

1:07:28 Drew Other than your housekeeper. Strangely, she gets to share in your love.

1:07:31 Adam Well, that's a... Yeah, but by then, things have...

1:07:35 Drew Petrified...

1:07:35 Adam .turned into a solid.

1:07:37 Drew No kidding.

1:07:38 Adam Yeah. Sometimes even a powder.

1:07:40 Drew There could be a new service there for you.

1:07:41 Caller A lot of business.

1:07:42 Drew Medical disposals.

1:07:46 Adam Fatima, you're 18. Yes, I am. What's up?

1:07:50 Caller I kind of got a fetish. I don't know when it started or how it started, but I just started liking having this fetish with my boyfriend's ass.

1:08:02 Adam Well, what part of his ass? All right, but are we talking about the outer layer or the...

1:08:14 Drew The gluteal muscle?

1:08:15 Adam Or the nougatty center?

1:08:18 Caller The whole package.

1:08:21 Drew You see it like his butt, so what does that translate into?

1:08:24 Caller Well, he doesn't like it, but I like to fondle it all the time. Why are you calling us? He has a problem with it, and I...

1:08:39 Caller Fire, fire, whore, fire, whore, and you know it.

1:08:42 Adam Yeah, this is not a question.

1:08:43 Caller Well, my question is...

1:08:46 Adam Now you're going to come up with one, because we labeled your last one.

1:08:49 Drew Or the boyfriend's jotting it down, handing it to her.

1:08:51 Adam Yeah, he's probably got to try a race board, like we use at crank anchors. Go ahead, Fetima, or should I call you...

1:08:58 Fet...

1:08:59 Adam .Fet-asma. Yes.

1:09:01 Black Eyed Peas Fet.

1:09:01 Caller Well, see, like, what happens is that, you know, whatever I can get my hands on to, like, even if he's sleeping or whatnot, you know, I like to play with him with it, you know, and he's quite upset with me about it.

1:09:16 Adam Yeah.

1:09:17 Drew Hand the phone to him.

1:09:18 Adam Give him the phone. Let's talk to him.

1:09:20 Caller Yeah.

1:09:24 Adam Let me tell you something. We read you guys like a bad porn mag. Do you understand? I know when there's a dude behind Fatima over there. You're the puppet master. You got her to do your bogus bidding. How dare you? And listen, we're on to all you screw ups. Believe me. You know, chicks don't... See, here's the whole thing. Chicks don't make bogus calls. Chicks have to make bogus calls when their boyfriends put them up to it. But it's like Al-Qaeda using chicks to blow up buses in Tel Aviv.

1:09:57 Caller Right.

1:09:57 Adam You see what I'm saying? But we're on to you now.

1:10:01 Drew Well, they just don't make those calls. Especially not that way.

1:10:05 Caller Not in a million years.

1:10:06 Adam And the chicks don't have...

1:10:07 Drew Thankfully, they don't. Thankfully, women don't make those calls. That's right.

1:10:11 Adam Yeah, you can almost hear him going...

1:10:12 Drew But he's like a Marion, like a Jerry Mahoney.

1:10:15 Adam He's got his hand up there.

1:10:17 Drew Exactly.

1:10:17 Adam Yeah, Jerry Mahoney.

1:10:19 Black Eyed Peas She has her hand up his ass.

1:10:22 Black Eyed Peas No.

1:10:22 Adam Winchell Mahoney.

1:10:27 Drew Winchell Mahoney was the actual puppet guy, wasn't he?

1:10:30 Adam No, no, no. That was...

1:10:32 Drew That was the puppet.

1:10:33 Adam No, hold on a second. The guy who did the voice...

1:10:36 Drew Was Jerry Mahoney.

1:10:37 Adam No, no, no, no. That was Winchell.

1:10:39 Drew Winchell, okay.

1:10:39 Adam And the guy, the puppet was Mahoney.

1:10:42 Drew Was Jerry Mahoney.

1:10:43 Adam What the...

1:10:44 Drew Winchell Mahoney is Tigger's voice.

1:10:47 Adam All right, all right. We got to get on the internet. We got to solve this, Drew. You're also thinking of Bergen. Edgar Bergen, right? Didn't Edgar Bergen have a...

1:10:59 Drew Edgar Bergen has much before.

1:11:02 Adam Anyway, the Black Eyed Peas are here tonight.

1:11:05 Black Eyed Peas Yes.

1:11:05 Adam We're gonna take ourselves a little bit of a break.

1:11:08 Caller A little break.

1:11:09 Caller I love that little fake applause there.

1:11:11 It was really cute.

1:11:13 Adam It was fake.

1:11:15 Caller I mean, that real applause, that was really nice.

1:11:18 Adam Did you find anything on the internet, Drew? And we'll be right back after this.

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1:12:09 Adam Everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Taboo, and Fergie here tonight from The Black Eyed Peas.

1:12:15 Black Eyed Peas And we gotta get you on that one.

1:12:19 Adam And the name of the album is Ella Funk.

1:12:21 Black Eyed Peas Ella Funk.

1:12:23 Adam And we're gonna hear something off of that called Where Is The Love. The Love. Yeah, Drew. Dr. Drew. Yeah, keepin' it real. I wanna take one call.

1:12:35 Drew Dr. Drew in the hissy.

1:12:40 Adam Who is oud?

1:12:40 Black Eyed Peas By the way, who is it?

1:12:41 Adam It was Drew.

1:12:42 Drew Why don't you ndo play, playa? No, no, stop.

1:12:47 Caller Stop.

1:12:48 Adam Hi, Mercedes.

1:12:51 Drew Hello. Go ahead.

1:13:02 Black Eyed Peas How are you doing?

1:13:13 Drew We're waiting with bated breath.

1:13:14 Caller That's right.

1:13:15 Adam That was the sound of us sliding up to the edge of our seats.

1:13:19 Drew Let's go. What's the important question?

1:13:20 Adam Here we go. I just had a thought.

1:13:27 Drew Hold on a second.

1:13:28 Adam I just had a thought. It's ironic and it's sad, but what percentage of people name Mercedes actually drive a Mercedes or can afford a Mercedes? I think it's dreadfully low. It's much lower than guys named Ted. Sad. Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of driving a Mercedes than chicks named, and Porsche. Even a greater chasm.

1:13:51 Drew Impossible.

1:13:52 Adam Impossible. That's so ironic. And if you get named like Rolls-Royce or Bentley or something, you got a moped.

1:14:00 Caller There's a lot of pressure right there.

1:14:01 Adam It really is.

1:14:02 Drew There were Mercedes McCamber.

1:14:03 Black Eyed Peas Good thought.

1:14:04 Adam Yes, Mercedes. Quiet. Mercedes?

1:14:07 Caller Yes.

1:14:07 Adam Do you own a Mercedes?

1:14:10 You do?

1:14:12 Adam No, you do not.

1:14:14 Caller A 2003.

1:14:14 Caller 2003?

1:14:14 Caller 2003 what?

1:14:16 Adam What kind?

1:14:17 Drew Meaning what kind? What kind of Mercedes?

1:14:23 Adam What's wrong with you?

1:14:25 Black Eyed Peas What?

1:14:25 Caller Because I don't know. My parents bought it for me.

1:14:29 Black Eyed Peas Mommy and daddy.

1:14:30 Adam You got to be on home. What do you mean what kind? By the way, she's got to be hot. She got to be hot because only hot chicks give horribly sassy, pain in the ass answers to normal questions. Like, I own a Mercedes. Oh, what kind? What do you mean what kind? What kind? You dumb broad. There's 30 of them. Are you good looking?

1:14:52 Caller Possibly. I'm blind.

1:14:53 Black Eyed Peas No confidence?

1:14:55 Caller Oh, OK.

1:14:58 Caller I'm Costa Rican.

1:15:00 Black Eyed Peas Hablas español?

1:15:02 Caller I'm blonde Costa Rican.

1:15:04 Black Eyed Peas Oh, no, she don't speak Spanish, sorry.

1:15:07 Adam So which Mercedes do you drive?

1:15:09 Black Eyed Peas Sorry.

1:15:13 Adam I think I've seen you around.

1:15:17 Drew Silver 2003.

1:15:17 Black Eyed Peas I think I've seen that one.

1:15:19 Drew It's all coming into focus now.

1:15:21 Adam No.

1:15:22 Caller I want to know which one you drive.

1:15:24 Adam Which one? They got different models. They got like C-Class, they got... They got a few different ones. Yeah, they got different numbers. They got like a 230 and a 430.

1:15:37 Oh, 230.

1:15:37 Adam 320.

1:15:38 Caller I don't know what that means, though.

1:15:42 Black Eyed Peas Next.

1:15:43 Adam All right. All right. All right, go ahead. You know, one of these days when you're walking up to your car in the parking lot and you see there's an emblem stuck on the back that says like 320 or something on it, that would be...

1:15:53 Drew And you may kind of find this kind of surprising, but everybody who dreams of driving a car like that is so angry right now. Yeah. Because you make so little of something that other people would cherish.

1:16:06 Adam At 18, baby doll.

1:16:08 Drew Which is setting us up to know something about you, you see.

1:16:11 Adam Oh, true.

1:16:12 Drew Go ahead.

1:16:14 Caller Well, I have this wonderful boyfriend and he's, I mean, he's straight ed, he doesn't cheat on his girlfriend, and he's like the most respected guy that I know. And I'm like, I feel like the luckiest girl in the world, but I mean, not only like...

1:16:29 Adam Hold on, do you know his name or are you just going to say he's kind of beige?

1:16:33 Caller Should I say his name?

1:16:35 Adam I don't know, he's beige. He's a 1980s... His skin tone.

1:16:39 Black Eyed Peas I think he's Latin.

1:16:40 Adam I think he's an 87, he may be an 88. I got to check him. Are you cheating on him?

1:16:51 Caller Yes, but this is the thing. I physically, the first time I did it, I threw up the next day. I was so physically sick.

1:17:00 Adam I had that once.

1:17:00 Black Eyed Peas Was it from the 5150?

1:17:03 Adam And who are you cheating with?

1:17:05 Caller Different people.

1:17:09 Drew Got over the nausea pretty quick.

1:17:10 Adam Where do you cheat? Are you going to high school?

1:17:18 Caller No, I graduated early. My dad works at a university. I'm going to Pasadena City College.

1:17:35 Adam My father is a rocket scientist. I'm working at Denny's.

1:17:44 Black Eyed Peas Are you a scientist?

1:17:47 Adam You're pulling up in the unknown Mercedes to Pasadena City College. You're cheating. Here's what I hear with Mercedes. Just quiet down. Who are you talking to?

1:18:07 Black Eyed Peas Is that Ferrari?

1:18:08 Adam Here's what's going on. Mercedes is a hot chick who doesn't have a strong moral compass. Mercedes looks out for Mercedes.

1:18:16 Drew Yeah, for sure. Why would she go for degradation? Why would she do things that make her vomit? What is it about her?

1:18:24 Adam She's had too many shots of Jaeger that I've cheated.

1:18:28 Drew Could be alcohol.

1:18:29 Caller Cheating family members.

1:18:31 Caller No, I have wonderful parents that have stayed together. I used to think, I used to try to blame it on my ex-boyfriends because I've had horrible relationships. But there's no reason I should cheat on him. I just want to know if I have...

1:18:51 Drew There's a reason you've had horrible partners in the past and now that you've got a good one, you have to sabotage it. There's a reason for that. That reason usually comes from your relationship with your family. That they were physically abusive or unavailable or something that makes it impossible for you to tolerate closeness.

1:19:10 Adam Yeah?

1:19:11 Caller Very much so.

1:19:13 Adam Well, were they abusive?

1:19:16 Caller Not available. No verbally abusive.

1:19:21 Adam They're verbally abusive. How pissed is your dad that you're going to junior college and he works at the university?

1:19:33 Caller My mom worked at my high school and so they love they're very anxious.

1:19:40 Adam Why didn't she sneak into the room that kept the records and fix your grades a little bit? Cook those SAT scores a little, get you into UCLA.

1:19:51 Caller Well, I'm going to Cal Poly. That's hard though.

1:19:54 Caller I mean, I understand that. Both my parents were teachers.

1:19:59 Adam At your school?

1:20:02 Caller Not at my school, but very close with the faculty. The faculty at the system. Hossett, Temple City, Hossett Heights, Rosemont. It's hard. There's a lot of pressure that goes along with that.

1:20:15 Drew Where do your parents teach?

1:20:18 Caller My dad at Rowland High School. My mom's a speech. No, not a wascovina, but more La Puente and Hossett and the Heights.

1:20:26 Black Eyed Peas See, she put the Latin thing.

1:20:30 Adam Could you imagine, by the way, I mean, like, my parents, I don't know if they, they didn't make any, every time open house would come around and be like, oh, please Christ, don't have one of these bums that pry themselves off the sofa for this. And thankfully, they would never show up. And I would never tell them it was open house. But the idea of my, anyone in my family walking onto the campus where I went to school and talking to anyone who was my teacher was horrifying to me. I couldn't imagine my mom being like that.

1:20:58 Drew Because it never happened.

1:20:59 Adam Oh, it never happened, right. But it was one of the few times I was glad they had the laissez faire approach to child rearing. It's like, oh, good, oh, you're on the sofa? Good, stay there. But I couldn't imagine them, I couldn't imagine if my mom was like the school nurse or something like that. Could you imagine?

1:21:16 Black Eyed Peas How about the mom pee teacher?

1:21:19 Adam Oh, well, no.

1:21:21 Drew Doesn't work.

1:21:21 Adam No, it doesn't work. That's a lesbian.

1:21:23 Caller Yeah.

1:21:23 Adam So unless you're adopted.

1:21:24 Black Eyed Peas Wow, hi, mom. Or should I say dad?

1:21:27 Adam Let's, or both. Let's hear a little something from the Black Eyed Peas, yes? Yeah.

1:21:31 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, this song is called Where's the Love featuring Justin Timberlake, Black Eyed Peas style.

1:26:17 Adam Peas, everybody. Another good one from them. Elefunk, Name of the CD. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:26:25 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline.

1:26:26 Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting. Amanda.

1:27:02 Adam That's Dr. True, Fergie and Taboo here from...

1:27:08 Caller Those are some nice moves that you were doing during the commercial break.

1:27:12 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, you were killing it.

1:27:13 Caller Yeah. A little usher.

1:27:14 Adam I like to break something off during the break.

1:27:16 Drew It was challenging. Challenging Taboo.

1:27:19 Adam I did like a throw down thing, where I do my thing. Because I do a robot thing.

1:27:24 Black Eyed Peas Right. Robotics.

1:27:26 Adam Yeah.

1:27:27 Caller It's scary. Nobody does that.

1:27:28 Adam You know what I like? I do like that pop, that stop and pop thing, or that slop and pop.

1:27:35 Black Eyed Peas Popping.

1:27:36 Popping.

1:27:36 Adam Man, that pop. You know that thing, you do that thing with your arm, and you do the wiggle, and it goes all the way to your other arm?

1:27:42 Drew That's cool.

1:27:43 Black Eyed Peas That's great.

1:27:44 Adam Yeah.

1:27:45 Black Eyed Peas Popping.

1:27:46 Adam Can you do that?

1:27:47 Caller Yeah.

1:27:48 Black Eyed Peas That's popping.

1:27:48 Adam Do you got some pop in you?

1:27:50 Black Eyed Peas I got pop in me. I got hip hop in me. I got everything.

1:27:54 Adam Can you give Drew just a little taste of the pop?

1:27:56 Black Eyed Peas For Pasadena. Only for Pasadena, I'll give you the...

1:28:00 Adam Oh, yeah. See, that's the one.

1:28:02 Black Eyed Peas You know what I mean?

1:28:03 Adam Yeah, that's it.

1:28:04 Drew He's almost as good as you, Adam.

1:28:07 Black Eyed Peas Adam cannot hang with me. I will challenge you in front of millions of people. I'll be like, I'm sorry, Adam, you're a great host. You're witty. You've got great jokes. I love it.

1:28:18 Drew Remember, you need that keel.

1:28:20 Caller No.

1:28:20 Drew You don't have the keel.

1:28:21 Black Eyed Peas You don't have the keel, brother.

1:28:22 Adam Yeah, that's right. I don't get the keel between the legs.

1:28:25 Caller I need the keel.

1:28:27 Black Eyed Peas All right.

1:28:27 Adam Where the hell were we, Drew?

1:28:28 Drew Taking calls.

1:28:29 Adam Taking calls. We got a question for the band, by the way.

1:28:32 Caller Leo?

1:28:33 Caller Yeah.

1:28:34 Adam You're 19?

1:28:34 Black Eyed Peas Leo?

1:28:35 Caller Yeah, I'm 19.

1:28:36 Adam You got a question for the Black Eyed Peas? Go ahead.

1:28:38 Caller Yeah, well, first of all, I just want to say, Adam and Dr. Drew, you guys are the bomb. You guys have the best show around.

1:28:44 Adam Thanks.

1:28:45 Caller Let's give it up for them.

1:28:46 Adam Give it up for us.

1:28:47 Caller Give it up for you guys.

1:28:49 Adam Got to give it up for me.

1:28:50 Black Eyed Peas Pasadena.

1:28:51 Drew All right.

1:28:53 Caller The left brain and the right brain together. I love it.

1:28:55 Caller The Black Eyed Peas, man. I love the Black Eyed Peas. I've always been into rock, never hip hop.

1:29:00 Adam Let's give it up for the Black Eyed Peas. You got to give it up for the Black Eyed Peas.

1:29:03 Black Eyed Peas Give it up for me and Fergie.

1:29:05 Adam Let me say this. Let's give it up for the Black Eyed Peas, giving it up for Pasadena.

1:29:12 Black Eyed Peas Dr. Drewzoo.

1:29:14 Caller I just want to give it up for, first of all, I just want to give it up for Loveline.

1:29:18 Drew Give it up for Loveline.

1:29:19 Adam Give it up for Loveline. Yeah, give it up for KROQ. Leo.

1:29:30 Caller Yeah.

1:29:30 Adam Do you got anybody you want us to give it up for? Give it up.

1:29:34 Caller Let's give shout out.

1:29:34 Drew Let's give it a real.

1:29:35 Adam Leo, do you have a pet? You have a dog? What's his name?

1:29:41 Caller His name's Rusty.

1:29:45 Black Eyed Peas Okay, what's the question, Leo?

1:29:49 Caller All right, the question is, well, I was just kind of wondering, where you guys find, you know, the dancers for your videos, do you have people try out and audition? Do you scout people or do you know everybody on there? You know, I mean, I love dancing. I mean, dancing, one of my buddies got me into it. He's just, he's way dope.

1:30:06 Caller He's off the hook.

1:30:07 Caller And I was just wondering, like, what you guys do to find him?

1:30:09 Adam Well, let me say something with Sy. First off, let's give it up for Rusty one more time. That's a great dog. Any guy named Leo from Utah has to be a great dancer.

1:30:25 Black Eyed Peas Right, right, from Utah.

1:30:26 Adam You think Utah, you know that is the cradle of stopping and popping and hipping and hopping. And then, guys named Leo, I mean, think about all the great street dancers named Leo over the years. Leo and Utah, this guy, this, yeah, oh no. You're white guy, right, Leo?

1:30:48 Caller What?

1:30:48 Adam You're white, you're white?

1:30:50 Caller Yeah.

1:30:50 Adam It's a done deal.

1:30:51 Black Eyed Peas Oh, you're Mormon.

1:30:52 Adam You're in, he's Mormon, his name's Leo, he's from Utah, he's white, it's, how couldn't you be a great dancer?

1:30:58 Drew You're Mormon?

1:30:58 Caller I'm pretty white, I'm Brazilian.

1:31:00 Adam Oh, oh, oh, all right, so maybe you got some.

1:31:02 Drew You're Mormon?

1:31:03 Caller Yeah.

1:31:04 Drew All right, here we go.

1:31:06 Adam So, you wanna know how the band gets their dancers?

1:31:09 Black Eyed Peas Well, basically, we're dancers ourselves, we've been breakdancing since 1983. B-Boying, breakdancing. The way we go about getting our dancers is we audition people. And if you got heat, then come with it, because there's thousands of dancers that say they could dance. But if you're not coming with heat, I'm sorry, but.

1:31:30 Adam How do they know when it's time to come with the heat?

1:31:33 Black Eyed Peas When we audition them. When we're like.

1:31:35 Adam How do they know when?

1:31:36 Caller You have to have fire.

1:31:37 Caller Fire basically comes out of your hair, and that's how you know they got heat.

1:31:41 Black Eyed Peas Black Eyed peas.com. There's a lot of information on auditions, what we're doing, where we're gonna be at, touring. Come online and check it out, and we'll let you know what we need.

1:31:54 Adam So you go www.blackeyedpeas.com, and you find out when it's time to bring the heat.

1:32:00 Caller Yeah.

1:32:00 Adam Stacey. Stacey. You're 23, Stacey?

1:32:04 Caller Yes, I'm 23. Are you bringing the heat?

1:32:11 Adam Let's give it up for Stacey, not bringing the heat.

1:32:19 Drew What's up there, Stacey? What's going on?

1:32:21 Caller Well, I've had this childhood friend ever since we were born. His mom and my mom are best friends, and my parents have known each other their whole lives.

1:32:30 Drew Should we give it up for them?

1:32:32 Adam Not yet. I'm this close to giving it up for somebody.

1:32:34 Caller Anyways, he just came from Korea, or actually Japan online. He just came from Japan from the Air Force, and we went out a couple of times since he's been back, and I just don't know if it's right to try to start something with him because we're so close.

1:32:51 Adam Yeah.

1:32:51 Drew He's been your friend. Yeah.

1:32:53 Caller I mean, like, since preschool, I mean, we went to preschool together.

1:32:58 Black Eyed Peas Well, there's a connection there. There's a certain connection.

1:33:01 Drew Does he have a girlfriend or something?

1:33:03 Adam I dated my sister for, I mean, what?

1:33:06 Caller What?

1:33:07 Drew Does he have a girlfriend?

1:33:08 Caller He's filing for a divorce right now.

1:33:11 Drew Make sure he's actually divorced before you.

1:33:14 Caller Oh, no, no. I'm definitely not gonna even consider anything until I know he is divorced.

1:33:20 Adam But he's into you and you're into him.

1:33:21 Caller Yeah.

1:33:22 Drew What the heck?

1:33:22 Caller Right, I mean, we went out last night to the club and he tried to kiss me and I just couldn't do it.

1:33:28 Drew He's helpless.

1:33:29 Caller I mean, I want to, I want to, but I just, I couldn't. I didn't feel right, kind of.

1:33:34 Drew Well, sometimes it is a little weird. It's almost like a sibling, but it sounds like an okay circumstance, kind of.

1:33:39 Adam But maybe you're not into him. Are you not into him?

1:33:42 Caller No, I'm definitely into him. I mean, he's extremely smart. I mean, good guy, takes care of his son. You know, he's in the Air Force. He's down to drugs, he's not into gangs. He's a good man, he's a good, good man.

1:33:54 Drew But have you ever had a history of being with not such good guys?

1:33:58 Caller Oh, well, yeah, of course.

1:34:00 Drew Yeah, so being with a good guy may be a scary thing for you.

1:34:04 Adam All right, we gotta take a break. But let's give it up for him. And he's either from Japan or Korea.

1:34:16 Black Eyed Peas Yeah, one of those places.

1:34:17 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:34:21 Caller All right, guys, here's the deal. Looking to hook up? Call the Dateline.

1:34:24 Caller Sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:34:26 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:34:28 Caller One, P877, 889, date.

1:35:06 Adam I want to thank the Black Eyed Peas for coming in here tonight.

1:35:09 Black Eyed Peas Thank you for having us.

1:35:10 Adam Will Fergie, Taboo, and Apple. A delight. Come back anytime. Name of the CD, Elefunk. And some quick thanks to phone screener Brian, and engineer Anderson, and engineer Chris, and producer Ann, and junior producer Lauren for. Doing a fantastic job all week long. And until next time, it's Adam corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.

1:35:45 Caller The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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