Episode 1000639615348

1:04 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

1:08 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Sexually-oriented content.

1:15 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Listener discretion is advised. This is Loveline.

1:24 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:27 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Dr. Drew, board certified physician, dissipated, bada-bada, bada-bada. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

1:40 Drew Yeah.

1:41 Adam Yeah, no guests tonight. Thank Christ. Matthew Liller, dear, dear, dear friend, in here on Thursday, but until then, it's a party.

1:49 Drew I've got some babysitting duties at night, so my sons are coming up here that night.

1:52 All right.

1:53 Drew What's up?

1:55 Where's your old lady?

1:55 Drew They're going ice skating, you know, a competition up in San Francisco.

2:00 Adam Oh, please, please, please, Drew. You spare the rod. You spoil the child. Do you realize you've spent more on ice skates on your one kid than my parents have spent on me in their entire life?

2:11 Drew Just ice skates. Forget the coaching and the travel and the...

2:15 Adam I would say just ice skates. I would say just ice skates.

2:19 Drew No, no, Adam, just the skates. Trust me, just the boots and skates.

2:24 Adam Yeah, now, to be fair, you have to discount the things like electricity and rent and...

2:29 Drew You could maybe even factor that in.

2:31 Adam Oh, really? Well, it's true.

2:33 Drew Ice skates for performing ice skaters is not a cheap thing.

2:35 Adam No one's really paying any rent, actually, where I live, so, yeah, that's true.

2:39 All right, gonna kill my parents.

2:41 Adam Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. That's Drew, Adam, Dr. Drew, board certified, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. All right, get some weather reports.

2:50 Drew Hey, I went down and saw a couple friends of yours today, Seth McFarland and Alex Borstein. I did the family guy thing today.

2:57 Adam You did the family guy.

2:58 Drew One of the most fun afternoons I've had in a long time.

3:00 Adam Easy, right?

3:01 Drew Oh, it's the happiest place on earth. That's the happiest place on earth.

3:05 Adam Yeah, well, here's the thing. I've done a lot of voiceover work, and normally the people who have you do the voiceover work are idiots, and they just figure, well, do it 175 times, and that way no one can ever blame me.

3:18 Drew Right.

3:19 Adam If you did it the best anyone could ever do it the first time, it wouldn't matter, you'd still have to do it another 174 times so they could say, it wasn't my fault if it didn't come out. They can't hear the difference between something good and something bad. Let me tell you something about stupid people. Stupid people, they not only F things up, they don't know when something's good either.

3:39 Drew Right, of course.

3:40 Adam It's both. They do crappy work, and if something's good, they ignore it.

3:44 Drew They ignore it, yeah. Right.

3:45 Adam Family guy, you go in if you do it, you just keep moving.

3:48 Drew Well, Seth's in there, goes, that's it? Try it once this way? Oh, perfect, see you later.

3:53 Adam I think because of that, well, first off, when you're having a conversation, you don't get 150 takes. So obviously, if everything has too much spit and polish on it, it doesn't come across as organic or realistic. You know, just having, I mean, it has to be delivered clearly, it has to be funny, it has to be sold. But I wonder if that's part of the reason why the family guy seems a little more organic in conversationally.

4:20 Drew Yeah, because they just let it work out. I didn't realize Seth was, you know, I obviously knew he was a talented guy, but the guy is a genius. He controls, I mean, he runs the whole, he gives advice on nuances and the animation to make sure the acting is right, you know, the Stewie is giving the right glance.

4:39 Adam Listen, never, by the way, underestimate not getting laid in high school. If he would have got- How could he?

4:46 Drew He's so happy.

4:47 Adam If he would have got one drop of Poon Tang in high school- There would all be gone. He'd be driving a forklift at a recycling center. He'd just be going, and he'd walk up to him and he'd go, that's colored glass. That goes in a separate pile. The clear glass is over here. That has a California redemption value of 20 cents. That's what Seth MacFarland from Family Guy would be doing. If he got half a hand job in high school. But I do believe that being deprived of all sexual contact, even physical contact. It's inspiring.

5:25 You write concertos and operas.

5:27 Adam I mean, that idea, probably never even had a thing with a vagina brush up against him from probably till the age of 25.

5:35 Drew Another episode emerges. He did The Voices for the Kids, the two hour show, my kids are on their new show, American Dad, the air for us, it's amazing.

5:45 Adam You see that movie, remember Boy in the Plastic Bubble with John Travolta? He got more tailed than Seth did in high school.

5:53 Drew Well, yeah.

5:53 Adam In the bubble.

5:54 Drew Yeah. All this complaining you've done, though, why aren't you producing?

5:58 Adam I should be smarter.

6:00 Drew Yeah.

6:00 Yeah.

6:01 Adam You know what counteracted what would have been potential genius with a lack of punting in high school? I was a good athlete.

6:09 Drew Oh, yeah.

6:10 Adam And that kind of took the edge off.

6:12 Yeah.

6:12 Adam I didn't just go home and cry and masturbate.

6:14 Drew Yeah. And then Alex told me that you and her husband Jackson used to just drink and smoke pot until you vomited with Ralph Gorman, just routinely. We just drink and smoke pot until you vomited. Garment.

6:23 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

6:24 Drew That was your basic night.

6:26 Adam That's what we used to do.

6:27 Drew Yeah.

6:28 Adam Yeah.

6:29 I wasn't 19 either.

6:30 Adam I was like 28.

6:31 Just sit around this guy's crappy apartment.

6:33 Drew So one of your medicine is still the red wine.

6:35 Adam That's my medicine. That's my medicine. All right. You ready to rock?

6:38 Drew Let's go.

6:39 Adam Yeah. Yeah, it was great. I knew me and Alex Borstein, of course, from ManTV and Family Guy. Family Guy.

6:46 Drew Does Lois.

6:47 Adam Does Lois. And she's a good writer, writes some episodes, does that kind of stuff. I think she does a couple of voice. She does the Asian Reporter, does all that. Yeah, her husband was an old friend of mine. I didn't know her back in the day, way back in the day. I knew her about 10 years ago. But yeah, this guy just lived in a crappy apartment. There's a roommate. I live in a crappy apartment, my roommate.

7:05 Drew But he made living a crappy life apparently some sort of art form.

7:09 Adam He did.

7:09 Drew He'd take old chickens, and those would be his ashtrays. He'd put your cigarettes out in old dirt, decaying carcasses.

7:14 Adam Well, I had a shopping cart in his bedroom, and he was on the third floor of an apartment. His kitchen was a disaster. But we do things like this. I don't know. I miss being poor for these kind of nights. We knew someone who worked at the TGIF Friday, the TGIF's out in, that's just a bad local chain, or it's probably a national chain. You go there, you get your Bloomin Onion or whatever. She worked at the one out in like Chatsworth. I was living in Santa Monica.

7:43 Drew It's about half, 45 minutes away, maybe.

7:46 Adam Yeah. He was living in Van Nuys. I mean, we're talking miles. If you're living somewhere outside of Southern California, we're talking different counties. I'd call him on a Sunday night at like 8 o'clock. It turns out that Katie was working. She was managing the bar. We could get free ribs. Oh, it was drive 27 years old, half a tank of gas. A whole evening just driving across town all the way up. You know, going from Santa Monica to Chatchard, now I want $500.

8:14 Drew Right, see, I was thinking, you would do things.

8:16 Adam You're just driving as an adult, just on the road. The rib plate was $9.99. Maybe it was 11 bucks. It was just on the road. Oh yeah, it's free. I mean, you gotta leave a tip. It's free and we get a couple of free pina coladas. Well, we're on the road. Yeah, oh yeah. You spend a lot of, it's a lot of work being cheap. You're cheap, then, poor. Being poor, yeah. You end up spending a lot of time on the road. You spend too much time.

8:40 Drew But you'll do it gladly. Oh, we did.

8:43 Adam We did. All right, Drew, you ready to ride?

8:45 Drew There we go, now I'm ready.

8:46 Adam Let's get to the phones. What do you say? I gotta get the weather report out today, too.

8:50 Drew Yeah.

8:50 Adam Yeah. Let me say this, speaking of being on the road, got into a Mexican standoff on the road with a old woman today.

8:57 Drew Where she just kind of stopped the car kind of thing.

8:59 Adam Never happened to me before. Got to a three-way stop sign. Not a four-way, but a three-way.

9:05 Drew Yeah, yeah.

9:06 Adam You know what I'm saying? Makes a T.

9:08 Drew Right.

9:08 Adam I was coming over the cross of the top of the T. She was coming up the stem of the T. And we got to stop sign at the same time.

9:18 You know what?

9:18 Adam I got to my stop sign half a pigeon's heartbeat before she did.

9:23 Drew Even if not, you were on the right, so you had the right of way.

9:25 Adam I had the right of way. Yeah.

9:26 But here's the wrinkle.

9:27 Drew It's in California.

9:28 I wanted to do something.

9:29 Adam I actually wanted to turn around.

9:31 Drew To a U-turn.

9:31 Adam And I wanted to do a U-turn or move out. I wanted to do something. I wasn't going straight. So we both came at the same time, and like the old lady she was, she gave me the wave. And I gave her, not being able to explain, I was turning around. I wasn't gonna go straight. And if I had to do a U-turn, I would have had to hit her T-bone. So I gave her the, no, no, no, you go ahead. And she gave me the, no, no, go ahead. And I gave her the, are you kidding me? Am I gonna have to get out and explain? I'm trying to do something. No, just go ahead. And she gave me the, no, no, go ahead. And here's the whole thing about old people on the road. You got a dangerous combination of, don't angry. Angry to everyone under 65. You got that. Be eyesight, angry, you got ornery. And can't drive.

10:21 Drew Irritable.

10:21 Adam And irritable. And I got all the time in the world. What it is is I got a optometrist appointment at noon. It's 9.50 and it's down the hill. I leave four hours early. I'm just sitting here. I'm gonna go over there and read a life magazine for 17 hours in the waiting room. They don't even open. I gotta sit out there, watch a mailman show up. I gotta wait.

10:42 I watch a gardener blow the leaves.

10:44 Adam The office is not even open. So I got nothing but time. Don't eff with me. I got nothing but time. I don't know why old people have so much time. What happened? So I'm sitting there and I go, no, no, just go. Listen, you old coos. You don't know what I'm trying to do here. I'm trying to turn around. I went, just go.

11:00 No, you go.

11:01 Adam So I finally decide, I'm just gonna look down. I'm now gonna sit here in my car and I'm gonna stare at my crotch.

11:09 I'm not gonna move.

11:10 Adam I'm not gonna put my hands on the wheel. I'm gonna sit here motionless and hope play possum. Like I'm just gonna sit here and see how long it takes her. What happened? Now, now, as per usual, whenever these things happen, some neighbors walking up the street so they get to experience this whole surreal, semi-aggressive exchange that's going on between me and the elderly woman. And he's sort of sitting there and I look up at him and now he knows her, he's a neighbor, so he's sort of waving and she's giving him the shrug. Like, what's this maniac doing? And I'm just looking down. I've gone into a zen mode. I'm now staring at my crotch. For what?

11:43 Drew You made a commitment now, you can't break out.

11:45 Adam For what feels like an hour, but it's about a three Mississippi. And now I look back up again, she's still sitting there. And I thought you, I started thinking of the C word.

11:54 Drew What did you do?

11:55 Adam Like the old bag of bones.

11:56 Drew Did you go do the U-turn?

11:57 Adam I was gonna snap you like kindling. And by the way, listen, here's the rule. Let me tell you the rule of the road. I follow it, I think everyone should. Don't eff with people that can beat you up. If I punched you, I would kill you. Don't do it. You should not, in general, don't antagonize people that can beat you up. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. If you're in a wheelchair or you're a 90-year-old midget or you have some sort of osteoporosis, don't mess with guys who do ultimate fighting championships. Just leave everyone alone. The weaker person needs to go. So what'd you do? I sat there. And so she started to creep out and make her turn. And I thought, oh, Christ, thank you, thank you. And as she started creeping, of course, I was gonna just slide in behind her and she stopped.

12:46 Caller I just went to lob a grenade into this goose's car.

12:48 Drew And so what happened?

12:49 Adam I just screwed it. At that point, just started doing the move.

12:52 Caller Yeah, yeah.

12:54 Drew And she was still on her side of this. Where was she now? Show me here.

12:56 I gotta see this.

12:58 Adam She creeped out a little bit and I just went around her and she eventually went. But I'd never experienced that before where I actually hit a stop sign with somebody and they wouldn't go.

13:08 Drew I'd love to hear her version of what happened.

13:12 Adam I'll tell you her version. Some maniac came flying up in a hot rod, hopped up on trucks listening to rock and roll music.

13:20 Drew Was she able to interpret what the final move was and then maybe think for a second, perhaps that's why that young man was asking me to go.

13:26 Adam It was, I told you to go, you're not accepting my hospitality, I'm not going either. It became a standoff.

13:34 Drew I see that.

13:35 Adam That's wonderful, isn't it?

13:37 Drew Yeah, a lot of that these days.

13:38 Adam Yeah, I don't know what's going on out there. It's weird. It's weird.

13:42 Hey, but it's good times, right?

13:43 Drew Hey, it is good times, yeah. It takes all kinds, too.

13:45 Hopefully, I hope she's attacked by a buzzer. I really do. Don't get that negative. I really do.

13:52 Drew Kate?

13:53 Adam Kate?

13:55 Drew Hey, Kate, what's up?

13:57 Okay, I'm on a diet and I'm counting calories and I wanna know how many calories are in cotton.

14:03 Drew Well, I'm gonna tell my daughter.

14:04 Adam You should count brain cells, by the way, while you're counting.

14:07 Drew That'd be good. And cataloging, too, while you're at it, make sure they stay put. But I'm gonna tell my daughter 3,500 per teaspoon. Per teaspoon.

14:14 Adam Per teaspoon? How about just per batch?

14:17 Drew No, because a batch could be 7,000 calories.

14:19 Adam Oh, really?

14:20 Caller Yeah, yeah.

14:21 Adam Oh, Drew, passionate man.

14:23 Drew But Kate.

14:25 Caller Yeah.

14:25 Drew Kate? Yeah, it's basically zero. Yeah.

14:34 Adam What's going on, Goop Ball? You're not really asking this question, are you?

14:39 Caller Yeah, I am.

14:40 Adam Why? How much sperm do you ingest?

14:44 Caller I don't know.

14:47 Drew Good.

14:48 Adam Not a lot.

14:49 Drew Just what? Just wondering. No, I'm happy to answer the question. We're just worried about you if you're really doing this to the point where it could be meaningful.

14:57 Adam What kind of diet are you on?

14:59 I'm just like counting calories, you know?

15:02 Drew How much do you weigh?

15:02 145.

15:05 Drew How tall are you? How tall are you?

15:12 Adam Should I do some radio, man?

15:12 Drew No, that's all right, let it be.

15:14 Adam All right, all right. You getting some exercise? What do you eat for breakfast?

15:21 Drew It's actually an important question. Cheerios? You might want to switch to yogurt and some nuts, something like that.

15:28 Adam Yeah, get a little protein in there.

15:29 Drew Get some protein going.

15:29 Adam Stay away from them carbs. Yeah, a carb, or maybe an egg white, or a couple egg whites, but stay with the protein, because she gets up, she eats a breakfast then in the afternoon, she has a semen shake, and then has a snack, and then it's another semen shake before bed.

15:46 Drew Snack, semen also?

15:48 Adam Snack is made of boogers and earwax. Okay, she only eats things that come from the body.

15:53 Drew This is Shrek's wife, basically, right?

15:54 Adam What does Shrek, what does Shrek's wife eat? I didn't see Shrek.

15:57 Drew Boogers and earwax.

15:58 Adam Oh really?

15:59 Drew And I'm sure there's gonna be a version, God knows what the name will be, where there will be semen shakes involved.

16:04 Adam Oh, I never saw a Shrek. Does she really eat boogers and earwax?

16:08 Drew That's a big, they're sort of gross. They like to fart together, and they eat earwax and stuff.

16:12 Oh really?

16:13 Caller Oh, gotta watch that Shrek.

16:15 Drew Yeah, but when the porno version come out, which a dowel you'll catch, there'll be other bodily fluids, no doubt, that will enter into it.

16:22 I'm telling you.

16:23 Adam All right, Stephanie? 23?

16:27 Yeah.

16:29 Adam What's up, baby doll?

16:30 Caller I have a question. My boyfriend is a little bit larger than average size. All I've seen is about six inches.

16:36 And when we have that-

16:37 Drew Say that again.

16:39 Caller His what? He's about a little bit larger than average size, penis and everything.

16:43 Drew You said something about what was six inches?

16:45 Adam I know, but I love our listeners because they will instinctively and uncannily not repeat the part that you want to hear.

16:51 Drew They caught our attention, yeah.

16:52 Adam Yeah, right. They'll go, my boyfriend's a little larger than average. Let's say a little more than six inches. And then you go, what was that? And they go, a little larger than six inches?

17:01 No, no, that's not the part. That's not the part.

17:05 Drew So you said something about six inches, yes?

17:08 Caller Okay, what I was saying is his size is larger than six inches and I'm having a problem with, when we have sex and I have like a large orgasm where it's, I mean, better than normal, I guess you could say, I'll actually end up in tears because it hurts for him to pull out or to move afterwards. And I'm wondering what I can do to fix that. It gives me, if I'm just tightening up too much.

17:28 Drew Yeah, you're having a spasming at the end. Can you relax?

17:33 Caller It's just that it takes a couple of minutes and I'm like literally like so excited and I finish and then like maybe 10, 20 seconds later, he'll go to pull out or move. And I'm like, it starts to hurt.

17:43 Drew Why doesn't he not move for a minute or two?

17:46 Adam That's torture if he's done.

17:48 Caller I'm just like, you know, I'm ready to move and it's done. And then I'm just a little worried.

17:52 Adam Well, where's he at in the sex? Is he done?

17:57 Caller Yeah, he always, we usually, I don't know, we have a pretty good relationship where we actually come together, so.

18:04 Adam What?

18:04 Drew Wait a minute.

18:05 Really?

18:05 Drew This has never been reported for in a human being.

18:08 Really?

18:09 Drew Yeah.

18:10 Adam You, he goes and then you go?

18:14 Drew That's very rare.

18:16 Adam How do you guys do that?

18:18 I was like, how does that work?

18:20 Adam Well, it does.

18:20 Caller Normally, like, there's a lot of, like, foreplay in the beginning and everything and.

18:24 Caller What was that word?

18:25 Caller And he takes care of me. He takes care of me and then I'll take care of him to a degree and then when we actually have intercourse, like, I'm pretty close. And so. By the time he's working up to it.

18:38 Drew Yeah, you got it. You're calming down. Yeah, we got it.

18:40 Caller I'm hip. I mean, I know the whole part where you're both excited and he doesn't just rape you in your sleep.

18:48 Adam And I got all, I know, I know. There's never any good answer to anything. But what I was asking is, is are you able to get to a point and then sort of plateau yourself and then his orgasm sends you over the edge?

19:05 Caller Yeah, I would say that happens. Yeah, but it's so much, like I said, that at that point in time when I go finally, that it actually puts me in pain.

19:16 Adam Did somebody come into the liquor store you're working at?

19:20 Caller No, I just started my car. I just, my boyfriend just got into the truck. Truck.

19:25 Adam He got under the truck?

19:27 Caller No, into my truck.

19:28 Adam Oh, into your truck. Oh, you drive a truck.

19:31 Caller Yeah.

19:31 Adam Yeah, what do you do? Something with dogs or something?

19:34 Caller No, I'm a manager at a restaurant.

19:37 Oh, wait a minute.

19:39 Adam You're a manager at a restaurant.

19:41 Drew Wait a minute. Does she have a penis?

19:44 Adam What's your boyfriend do? Did you meet him at the restaurant?

19:46 Caller Yeah, actually, this is Aline Cook.

19:48 Adam Shocking. Shocking, everybody. I tell you, it's one big sex farm over there. It's all, everyone just banging the bejesus at everybody. God knows what's in that blue cheese dressing. It is a disaster back there. Everybody works at a, here's the deal. You manage a restaurant. I don't care if you're male, female, married, or mafridite, divorced, crippled. You will start nailing people that work for you. That's how it works.

20:17 Drew That's, I guess, evidently, from what we hear here, certainly.

20:21 Adam Drew, have I ever been more right about this thing?

20:23 Drew No, that's, yeah, yeah. We've slowly uncovered that over the last 18 months or so.

20:26 Adam I've known it, I've known it for 12 years.

20:28 Drew We've established it on this show.

20:29 Adam But it's been confirmed, yes. I mean, you manage a restaurant. Here's no better gig than this. You ready? Male, 28 to 35, single, managing a restaurant in a cool city. With a bar. A cool city with a bar. A place like Chicago, San Francisco, something like that.

20:50 Drew Upscale, a little bit trendy. It's really a resource town.

20:54 Adam It doesn't matter.

20:55 Drew No, with people that come through and don't live there all year round.

20:58 Adam You're not bang, oh, okay. You're banging the staff.

21:01 Drew Yeah, but the staff, even then, you're hiring people that come and go.

21:04 Adam Here's the whole thing.

21:05 Caller Here's the whole thing.

21:06 Adam The job like the hostess, that turns over.

21:10 Drew Whether you're in a resort town or not.

21:12 Adam Yeah, it just turns over. It's a never-ending chain of hot 19-year-old college chicks who put up with it for about six months and if you don't make them a cocktail waitress, they move on or they get snatched up by some good-looking guy who comes in there, some regulars, an attorney, and divorced, starts dating, they quit their job, whatever it is. Hot-looking chicks and just endless. And here's how it works. Yeah, last call's two o'clock or four o'clock. People are wiping down the tables, hanging out. Who wants a shot of Jaeger? And that's where it all begins. Do you know what I'm saying?

21:49 Drew It started over the Jaeger.

21:50 Adam You need a ride home? Let's talk about the schedule. I know you don't like working Mondays. I can put you in on Saturday.

21:56 Drew Yeah, Stephanie.

21:57 Adam Play your cards right.

21:58 Drew Wait, Stephanie's still talking to us. Stephanie. Uh-huh? So, it really is no answer to this other than learning to release, learning to relax, and also asking him to hold still for maybe up to, you know, a good 45 seconds, right?

22:13 Caller I have cried, and this makes me feel like crap, you know.

22:16 Drew The crying is because.

22:17 Adam Yeah, it's gonna be hard. How about some lube, a little extra lube?

22:22 Caller Yeah, we have KY also.

22:24 Adam Okay, not just using shortening from the kitchen?

22:27 Caller No.

22:28 Adam All right, so what happened? You're working the restaurant, you've been managing for a while?

22:33 Caller I worked in, I trained in a restaurant, and he trained me on the line, and then they had, when I finished my training and became a manager, we started dating.

22:40 Adam Yeah, who was there first?

22:43 Drew He was.

22:44 Adam Oh, he was.

22:44 Drew He trained her.

22:45 Adam Oh, it's making more sense now, because it always works that way. All right, so he was there first, and you showed up. All right.

22:52 Caller Yeah.

22:52 Adam All right.

22:53 Drew How long you guys been dating?

22:55 Caller One year.

22:56 Drew One year, good times.

22:57 Adam Good times.

22:57 Drew How old is he?

22:59 Caller He's 26.

23:01 Adam All right, now if you break up, it's gonna be weird.

23:04 Caller Well, we don't work at the same restaurant anymore.

23:06 Drew Oh, okay. What kind of restaurant is it?

23:08 Caller I'm just curious.

23:10 Drew I'm fascinated by this couple. What kind of restaurant?

23:13 Caller It's a seafood restaurant.

23:14 Caller Yeah.

23:15 Drew Red Lobster.

23:16 Adam Red Schwarza?

23:16 Caller Yeah. Yeah, it's Red Lobster.

23:19 Adam Oh, do you have nothing but black clientele?

23:23 Caller No, actually no.

23:24 Caller No, maybe that's an LA thing.

23:26 Adam She's calling from Arizona.

23:28 Caller New York and LA, it's called Red Schwarza.

23:30 Adam It's different.

23:32 Caller I'm telling you, Jimmy and I went into one on Wilshire.

23:34 Adam We're the only white guys in the entire place. Not a bad thing, just an interesting thing.

23:40 Drew That's just Wilshire.

23:40 Adam Oh yeah? Yeah. I don't know, really?

23:44 Drew Why would that be? It doesn't make sense.

23:46 Adam Well, let me explain this. Why would Jimmy's cousin, Sal, say, oh, you guys are going to Red Schwarza tonight? And would say, what are you talking about? And he said, no, that's what we call it on Long Island. They have nothing but black patrons in there. That's really, I never heard that. We want another one in Wilshire.

24:02 Caller Nothing but blacks.

24:03 Drew That's interesting.

24:04 Caller Yeah, I don't know how that works.

24:06 Drew Interesting.

24:07 Caller Yeah, cool, yeah, it's good times. Yeah, and they like spending $42 for bad seafood.

24:13 Drew Oh, yeah.

24:14 Caller Oh, give me a break. What are people doing?

24:16 Drew Oh, boy.

24:16 Caller All right, they got a drink called the Lobsterita.

24:21 Adam That's Margarita, Red Lobster style, but it conjures up from an imagery. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lobsterita.

24:31 Caller Yeah, all right. There you go.

24:34 Adam Now what it's like is like someone's foo-foo went bad. You know what I'm saying? Take a picture of that.

24:39 Caller Yeah. Lobsterita. Are you ready to rock, Drew?

24:42 Drew Yeah.

24:43 Adam Let me say this. We gotta go to break. Crank Yankers on tonight.

24:46 Drew Oh, yeah.

24:46 Adam I already saw it. It's a good one. Play your cards right. We'll get you back on that show, Drew.

24:50 Drew Oh, yeah?

24:51 Caller Yeah.

24:51 Drew Nice, now that I've got a voiceover career going.

24:54 Caller Yeah.

24:55 Adam Amy, who's 16, boyfriend cheated, and he has chlamydia. Can she get it? Had sex with him two weeks ago. We'll find out. Answers to that. Oh, I'm gonna give the weather out tonight.

25:07 Drew If you don't, I'll have no idea what's going on.

25:10 Adam Thank God. You have no idea.

25:11 Drew Thank God.

25:12 Adam All right, all that after this.

25:19 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

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25:40 Adam Hey everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Got a weather report here, Drew.

25:50 Drew You know, Adam, tonight I had a great waiter, and he expressed his appreciation for your weather report. Both in terms of being able to know exactly what he was experiencing as he walked through life, and for the comedic effect.

26:04 Adam Well, you wouldn't know, I mean, thank Christ, we have morning radio and a.m. radio. They let you know all about the weather all the time.

26:14 Drew All the time.

26:15 Adam And the traffic, yes, long go. Look out for brake lights. Well, let me just give a little weather out before we get moving, because it's very important, very important, no way you know it. Bill Gardner checking in at 71, Cudahy, 71, Irrendale coming in at 71, Fountain Valley, 71, La Palma, 71, Pacoima, 71, Simi Valley, 71, Port?

26:33 Drew Wynemi.

26:33 Adam Wynemi, 71 degrees. Westminster, Drew?

26:37 Drew 71.

26:37 Adam 71, Cyprus, 71, Rialto, 71, Van Nuys, 71, Chatsworth, 71, La Habra, 71 degrees. Again, recap, Bill Gardner coming in at 71, Cudahy, 71, Irrendale, 71, Fountain Valley, 71, La Palma, 71, Pacoima, 71, Simi Valley, 71, Point? Port? Wynemi, 71, Westminster, 71, Cyprus checking in at 71 degrees, Rialto, 71, Van Nuys checking in at 71, Chatsworth, 71, La Habra, 71 degrees out there. So, if you're gonna be in one of those areas, or any area in between, it's gonna be 71 degrees, 71. Getting up into the low 90s, what's the projected weather for tomorrow? Belle Gardens, 98 degrees, Cudahy, 98 degrees, Irrendale, 98 degrees, West 71, gonna be 98. You know what, let me explain something. 71, when the sun's not out, but then there's a giant fiery orb that comes into the sky and that creates heat. Some say it's the essence, light and heat, the essence of all life coming from the fiery orb and the sky. That comes up, the temperature rises, you have to wear less clothing. And then later on in the evening, sun goes down, earth rotates, the moon comes up and the temperature drops to 71 degrees in Belle Gardens, 71 Cudahy, 78 Irrendale, 71 Fountain Valley, 71 La Harbra, 71 La Palma, Pacoima, checking in, 71 degrees.

28:02 Drew You know, just to test your theory, I checked in with my wife in Pasadena.

28:05 Adam Checking in at 71.

28:07 Drew 71.

28:07 Adam 71 degrees.

28:08 Drew She checked in, 71.

28:10 Caller Chris, where's your mom live?

28:11 Adam Thus, where do you live?

28:12 Drew St. Gabriel.

28:13 Adam St. Gabriel?

28:13 Drew I'm losing St. Gabriel.

28:14 Adam St. Gabriel, let me check, St. Gabriel.

28:16 Caller Checking in, 71 degrees.

28:19 Adam My slacker parents, North Hollywood. Let me check that on the weather map. 71, 71 degrees, 71, 71 degrees.

28:29 Drew Hey, gotta take another break, but we'll be having more weather.

28:31 Adam 71, have you ever done anything? Have you ever heard one of these stupid retarded weather reports and went, oh, wait a minute. I gotta get a sweat jacket.

28:42 Drew I, though, heard a weather report tonight on television where I almost danced. I was so delighted because it was announcing that we're gonna have cool weather for the next four or five days. I thought, oh, my God. Let me check the.

28:56 Adam I got a five day forecast here. Bell Gardens, five day forecast. What day is it, Drew? Tuesday? Checking in night, 71 degrees. Wednesday, 71 degrees. Thursday, 71 degrees. Friday, 71 degrees.

29:08 Drew Five day forecast?

29:09 Adam That's the five day forecast. Now we go to cut a hay.

29:11 Caller All right.

29:13 Adam Let's keep a rock in here, Drew.

29:14 Caller Let's go.

29:16 Adam Yeah. Watch out on that traffic, everybody. Slow and go. Slow and go. Look out for brake lights, slow and go. Get to bring the number three lane. Oh yeah.

29:25 Drew Mattress.

29:25 Adam Yeah, mattress in lanes. Amy?

29:30 Yep.

29:31 Drew All right, what's up?

29:31 Adam Where are you calling from? What's the name of your city?

29:34 Aurora.

29:35 Drew Aurora.

29:36 Adam Aurora? Let me check here. Check it in, 71 degrees. What's happening, baby doll? Your boyfriend cheated on you?

29:45 Oh yeah.

29:46 Adam Oh yeah. Did he have sex with somebody? Uh-uh. Did he have sex with somebody else?

29:52 More than somebody.

29:53 Adam Your best friend?

29:55 No, just a lot of people.

29:57 Adam Ooh.

29:58 Drew How old is he? Eesh. I hope he's not your boyfriend.

30:02 Adam 17. You know what 17 backwards is, Drew? 71 degrees.

30:07 Drew The temperature in Pacoima.

30:08 Adam He's checking in and inverted, 71.

30:11 Drew So Amy, you've broken up with him, yes?

30:14 Oh yeah.

30:15 Drew All right, and what's your question?

30:18 I heard that he might have chlamydia.

30:20 Caller Yeah. Mm-hmm.

30:24 Drew Well, for women, it may be nothing. If you're gonna have symptoms, it can be pelvic pain, pain down in the, you know, in your pelvic region. There can be vaginal irritation, a discharge, more often that sort of a thin discharge. And that's about it. So it's something you gotta go get tested for. And there's either easy, readily available tests. There's even a urine screen you can take at home. Yeah, so go get checked out. And all things being equal, if you were coming and seeing me, I might put you on antibiotics just to be on the safe side. Yeah, God knows what she was exposed to. Men, again, it can be nothing also, or it can be hurts when they pee. Again, it's sort of a pussy discharge, leaky urine leak. You know, it's sort of prostate symptoms, epididymitis, where the testicle gets painful and swollen.

31:12 Mm-hmm, that's no bueno.

31:15 Drew No bueno, no bueno.

31:17 Adam Why, you with a new guy? All right.

31:20 Drew Condoms, condoms, condoms, condoms, Amy, that would have.

31:23 Adam Take it easy, baby doll.

31:24 Drew Avoided all that. And listen, you gotta know that chlamydia is one of the leading causes of infertility in this country.

31:30 Caller It is.

31:31 Drew Yeah, because women don't know they have it, so it disturbs the tubes, it makes them not work anymore, so the egg can't move down. I'm reading an interesting book now called Maternal Desire, isn't it about this?

31:41 Caller Yeah.

31:41 Drew Finally, something discussing women's urge, their sort of erotic sexual urge to have a child.

31:48 Adam Uh-huh.

31:49 Drew You know what I mean? And I was thinking to myself, she was talking about how when she, this writer is talking about when she was pregnant, how she felt like, she thought there should be a new word for macho that referred to the female, like femmacho, like she felt so powerful.

32:02 Adam Hold on a second. Hawthorne, check it in.

32:05 Drew 71?

32:05 Adam 71 degrees.

32:07 Drew What a relief.

32:08 Adam I'm sorry. They just checked in, when they check in.

32:11 Drew And she was talking about what it is to sort of express, you know, female sort of sexual empowerment. Do you have any sense, you know this business of women burying their belly now, it's kind of like the last five years, a new thing.

32:21 Adam Yes.

32:22 Drew Isn't that sort of like a guy like-

32:24 Adam Hanging a sack out. Yeah.

32:26 Drew The same impulse that you had?

32:28 Adam Listen, listen to me.

32:29 Drew Why would people that look horrible like that be urged to do it? You know, unless they felt some sort of empowerment.

32:34 Adam It's just more retardies, left-wing Tartos saying, Oh no, you're beautiful, don't cover yourself up. Don't let anyone ever cover you. Everything's beautiful. You can never cover anything up. Idiots. Who the hell wants to look at someone with their extended belly and that belly button popping out of there and all that?

32:53 Drew Forget what they're doing pregnancy. Even, I think that urge, even when they look normal, you know, when they're looking young and proper or not so proper, people that are overweight that hang that stuff out too.

33:03 Adam Yeah, so look, but somebody made, maybe Demi Moore got it started, you know, posing half naked on Vogue or whatever the hell she was on six, seven years ago. But somebody decided everything was beautiful and pregnant, there's nothing more beautiful than a pregnant woman. And then that sort of spun into, well, why not wear a halter top?

33:22 Drew All the time.

33:23 Adam And some tight, some tight jeans when you're pregnant, you're eight months and your belly's hanging out of your thing and it's weird. And I'm seeing like lots of exposed skin. And where are these guys? Oh, by the way, let me say something. Where are these guys men? Drew, I hope you're not this way. If my wife tried to pull that ass, I'd be like, are you kidding me? Get the hell back in the house and put something on. Not going out with your belly hanging out. Ivy, it is, I'm gonna, one Nard's coming out.

33:50 Drew One.

33:51 Adam We're starting with one.

33:52 Drew By the way, with you, the other's following. Are you kidding?

33:56 Adam There could be, well, first off, there could be a Nard anyway.

33:58 Drew Yeah, right. You're gonna cut it free.

34:02 Adam I will have one Nard and nonstop gas. Go put on a poncho. Are you kidding?

34:08 Drew No, my wife has taste. She would not do that.

34:10 Adam I know, but would juice pipe up?

34:12 Drew Yeah.

34:12 Adam You would?

34:13 Drew Yeah.

34:14 Adam I wouldn't do it.

34:15 Drew I wouldn't do it as aggressively as you did. I'd say it doesn't, you know.

34:19 Adam I just, here would be the deal. We're not going to the movie premiere. I'm not going. I'm not gonna stand next to you on the red carpet with your belly hanging out. I'm not a prude. I just, I don't think this kind of stuff needs to be foisted on everybody.

34:31 Drew It's imposing on other people.

34:33 Adam Yeah, you're pregnant. We get it. Good enough.

34:35 Drew Put something on. And they look respectful and nice, yeah.

34:38 Adam Yeah, I'm not saying you gotta put a tent on like we're fumigating your crotch or something. Just put something that's flattering, that looks decent on, but I don't wanna see skin.

34:48 Drew Just in terms of the primitive man impulses, you know, it's just like a guy walking around with an erection or something. You know what I mean? It's that same kind of primitive weird, right?

34:56 Adam Yeah, I've had an ass fall of it. I, it's the same with luck. It's, the whole society is crumbling, Drew. It's the same with the breastfeeding and stuff like that, which is, look, go ahead and breastfeed, go ahead and, you know, be discreet, do whatever you want. I'm not gonna make a stink about it. But you know, you pull the knob out in the middle of the Starbucks and somebody asks you nicely if you could, you know, turn your back to the crowd. And there's a lawsuit now. I just can't take it anymore. I just can't. Just tired of everyone doing their thing.

35:27 Drew Let's start a new country.

35:28 Adam Everyone shut up except for me. That's my new policy.

35:31 Drew It's your new country.

35:32 Adam Well, I'll tell you what the degree, you know, in Drew, Drew Adamsburg, you want to know what the temperature is? 71. Checking in at 71. 71.

35:43 Caller All right, so Drew, what the hell were you talking about?

35:46 Adam Women get pregnant and what happens?

35:49 Drew And they have a sense of, you know, feeling super powerful.

35:52 Adam Oh, they do?

35:52 Drew Yeah, and the belly is sort of there, like here's make way.

35:56 Adam Yeah, there is an element of that.

35:58 Drew But I think that this whole thing of younger women was showing the midriff, like there's no shirt for a woman that comes below mid-belly.

36:06 Adam Right. What do you mean there's no shirt for a woman that comes below?

36:10 Drew I mean, a woman cannot buy a shirt that's, you know what I mean?

36:13 Adam Oh, you mean forget about pregnant, you mean just any woman.

36:16 Drew Exactly. I think it's all part of that kind of weird impulse to express some kind of something. You know what I mean?

36:22 Adam Well, it's sexuality.

36:24 Drew But it's more than that. Because sexuality, they'd be.

36:27 Adam You're showing cleavage.

36:28 Drew Why the belly?

36:29 Adam Well, I'll tell you why the belly. The ones that don't have the knocker show the belly. The ones with the cans show the cleavage and the ones who don't have the cans oftentimes have the flat stomachs and show that.

36:42 Drew Just a practical, but it seems like a new trend.

36:45 Adam I don't look at it as a belly, I look at it as a sperm palate.

36:50 Caller It's a canvas.

36:51 Drew Yeah, a canvas.

36:52 Caller A sperm canvas, that's why I look at it.

36:55 Drew Do your ladies, they have to be on a spinning platform, like a spin art?

36:59 Adam We do spin art. Stephanie.

37:03 Caller It makes this weird noise on my phone, like I can't have it.

37:06 Adam Dude?

37:07 Drew Dude. Stephanie?

37:10 Caller Hello? I'm sorry.

37:12 Adam What's happening? What's happening? Is your roommate a boy?

37:17 Caller No, my roommate is a girl.

37:18 Drew You could just call her dude.

37:20 Adam I love that. I like it when, she's probably one of those chicks who says.

37:24 Caller Yeah, she had the radio on, so I was like.

37:26 Adam She's probably one of those chicks who like, when a chick was going down on her, she says this dude was giving me a head.

37:32 Caller Yeah.

37:33 Caller All right.

37:34 Adam Go ahead, dude.

37:36 Caller Okay, well, my boyfriend, I just started going out with him a couple weeks ago.

37:41 Adam Started doing what?

37:44 Dude, we couldn't hear you.

37:45 Caller Okay, I started dating my boyfriend a few weeks ago.

37:50 Caller And he, okay, we started having sex.

37:54 And his penis is crooked.

37:58 Caller And it is larger than any other guys that I've been with.

38:03 Adam But it's crooked.

38:05 Caller Yeah.

38:06 Caller And it's just, it hurts. And I'm wondering if it's like doing something to me or if that's bad or, I mean, I don't know what to do.

38:16 Adam What kind of crooked shape is it?

38:18 Caller It kind of swings to the right a bit.

38:22 Drew Just a bit though.

38:24 Caller Yeah. Not like extreme, but I noticed it like the first time I saw it.

38:27 Adam When you say swings to the right, you mean it bends to the curves to the right?

38:33 Caller Yeah, like it curves to the right.

38:34 Drew It's not like a elbow type curve. It's a banana curve.

38:37 Caller No, no, no. It's not that extreme.

38:40 Adam It's not a dog like. All right. What about it, Drew?

38:44 Drew Well, it's probably more the size, which is something we get more complaints about large than small, right? Because it's just, Ouch, when it's too big. And you have to find a way of working through that, more lubricant, more change of position around, and make sure he knows it hurts, that he's got to be careful.

38:59 Adam But I think her question is, is she being scrambled somehow?

39:02 Drew No, no. Is it too deep? Is that the problem?

39:05 Caller The problem is like, if I start off on top, it really, really hurts, and I can't go all the way down. But if he starts out on top, then it's like, it hurts, but it's like, it's good hurts, you know? So it's not bad, it's just certain positions that like, it really hurts to the point where I can't go.

39:21 Drew The penetration hurts, or is it going too deep?

39:24 Caller I don't know what it is.

39:27 Drew And then it loosens up, then you do better?

39:30 Adam Maybe a little more foreplay, a little lube.

39:33 Drew Yeah, you're gonna be all right.

39:36 Adam What are you using for protection?

39:39 Caller We use condoms, and I'm on the pill.

39:41 Drew Perfect, love that.

39:43 Caller I'm a good girl.

39:43 Caller Where are you calling from?

39:44 Hollywood.

39:46 Adam Hollywood. Checking in at 71. All right, there. Is he a skinny guy? Is he a skinny guy?

39:55 No, he's kind of jacked.

39:57 Adam He's muscular?

39:59 Yeah.

40:00 Adam But he doesn't have a lot of body fat on him, or what?

40:03 Caller No, not at all. He doesn't have a lot of body fat on him.

40:06 Caller All right, that's good.

40:08 So I'm not-

40:08 Caller All right, you're doing good.

40:09 Drew You're not gonna get hurt.

40:10 Caller Not gonna get hurt. No.

40:11 Drew Make it urine affections, be prepared for that. When it starts hurting when you pee, be prepared.

40:16 Adam We're gonna take a quick break, got more weather.

40:20 Caller Oh, what the hell's on?

40:22 Adam Crank Yankers tonight, everybody. Comedy Central, look out.

40:25 Caller Take a quick break. We'll be right back.

40:56 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Engineer Chris, by the way. Crack. Pro.

41:10 Caller I said to him, I just had to cut a quick commercial during the break, had to come in in exactly 22 seconds. Of course, there was 45 seconds worth of dialogue there.

41:19 Adam But I said, hey, do you got a timer over there?

41:23 Caller And he goes, yeah, I could time it. I go, oh, all right, well, why don't we time it?

41:30 Are you high?

41:33 Adam I was talking, by the way.

41:35 Caller Let's go.

41:36 Adam He hits the button and yells, go.

41:40 Caller The paper, I'm not even looking down at the paper.

41:43 Adam Don't you know about the countdown and the finger? I got into the radio for the finger.

41:48 Drew And when you give Adam a direction, it's gotta be and, action.

41:52 Caller I got it.

41:53 Adam Yeah, let's just try it. Give me a three, two, one, and give me the finger and just try it, ready?

41:59 Three, two, one, and.

42:03 Caller Is that good?

42:03 Adam That's good, but I didn't say anything about the and. I just want the finger. Go ahead.

42:07 Three, two, one, and.

42:11 Drew Oh, oh my goodness, you did say and.

42:13 Caller Kid Follas directly.

42:15 Adam All right, let's try it without the and. All right, I'm gonna cue you.

42:19 Drew Okay. Put the and in the beginning, and three, two, one.

42:22 Caller No, no, no, I don't want an and.

42:24 Adam I want no and.

42:24 Caller Okay.

42:25 Adam No ands, but here's the deal.

42:26 Drew It's gonna show up somewhere.

42:27 Adam I'm gonna cue you to do the cue thing. All right, you ready? Three, two, one.

42:41 Drew Yeah, good. Yeah. He had to suppress that and. It was coming out.

42:45 Caller Yeah, I know. So, quick reenactment.

42:48 Adam Can you, do you got a timer you can time this with? Yeah, go.

42:54 Drew Jeremy. Jeremy, 18, what's up?

42:58 Caller Yeah, my dad, he smokes Todd and I smoke pot with him.

43:02 Drew No kidding. Yeah, no kidding, I can kind of hear it on you. What's up?

43:07 Caller Yeah, and I'm trying to quit smoking and it's kind of hard because he's always smoking all the time and I'm always around.

43:18 Drew Yeah, are you doing anything? Are you getting support? Are you going to MA, 12-step, anything like that?

43:25 Caller No.

43:26 Adam Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Why are you trying to quit? You get busted, you're trying to get a job, drug test?

43:33 Caller Well, I go to college and it's not really good for my brain.

43:37 Drew He realized it's not working. Really? Even community college, Adam, you can't even keep up.

43:42 Adam You're going to junior college, right?

43:47 Drew Trade tech?

43:48 Adam You're going to ITT, did he say?

43:50 Caller Yeah.

43:51 Adam Oh, okay. What are you studying, computers? Is that computers?

43:59 Caller Yeah.

43:59 Caller Okay, I can say that.

44:01 Adam All right, here we go. And it's amazing because I don't see as a behind the scenes sort of tech guy, I see you up front.

44:08 Caller Hardware guy?

44:09 Adam No, I see you as a motivational speaker, something like that. Toward colleges.

44:14 Drew Human resources, yeah.

44:15 Adam Yeah, I see you as what we call a face man.

44:18 Drew Yeah, yeah.

44:18 Adam All right.

44:20 Drew Well, Jeremy, I'll tell you what. Pod, for some people, is profoundly addictive, and your dad obviously is one of those people, and for you too. So it's something that requires some kind of treatment. You can't really expect it's gonna stop, because because it's addiction, addiction means you can't stop even when you want to. Now, having your dad smoking pod around you makes it essentially impossible.

44:40 Adam Well, he's mad at his dad for being an idiot too.

44:43 Drew Of course, but listen, it's like having a crack out living in a crack house. It doesn't work. It doesn't work, you're gonna use. And especially you're gonna use if you don't get any support. So at least if you had some other people in your lab that are supporting you with this, you might have a chance. But without it, no way. So check out MA.

44:59 Adam When do you graduate ITT? 2006, it takes a few years, huh?

45:07 Drew Well, with the pot and all. He's due to graduate in December, but for him, he's figuring 2006.

45:13 Yeah, yeah.

45:17 Adam God forbid someone says, oh, it's an extensive program. It's actually a 24-month program. I say, yeah. Oh, so it's a two-year program.

45:28 Yeah.

45:28 Drew I like the way he mirrors your yeah. Kept coming back at you, yeah.

45:34 Adam Can any of our listeners go, well, first year.

45:37 Drew No, Adam, what are you asking?

45:38 Adam First year's mainly manual and tech stuff, and then the second year, we actually go out in the field and do an apprenticeship, so that's the second year. It says, yeah. Jeremy. Yeah, yeah, Jeremy. Can you move out of the house? Can you get out of there?

45:58 Drew Why?

46:04 Adam Well, how about living on your own?

46:06 Caller Can you work at all?

46:08 Caller Well, I work. I don't make much money, no.

46:09 Drew But to get an apartment with a couple of friends.

46:12 Adam Get a roommate.

46:12 Caller Yeah, get a few roommates.

46:14 Caller But I don't drive either.

46:16 Drew Why not?

46:16 Caller Because of drugs.

46:19 Drew Oh, what was the drug you're busted for?

46:21 Caller Well, I was on probation when I was younger and shit.

46:26 Caller All right.

46:30 Adam What goes on in this? He dropped the S-bomb, thankfully. We can't excuse to get rid of him, but that's why he wants to stop the Weaves. He's got a test.

46:41 Drew And also, pot is just one of a series of drugs he's been addicted to, and pot's the one he's maintaining with now. It's bad times. He needs treatment.

46:48 Adam Well, at least he's going, getting some training.

46:50 Caller He's going to ITT.

46:52 Adam Hassan, Hassan, I don't know. What's your name?

46:56 Hassan.

46:56 Adam Hassan, you're 18?

46:59 Caller Yeah.

47:00 Adam You shave your pubes?

47:01 Caller Yeah.

47:02 Adam You get ingrown hairs?

47:03 Caller Yeah, every time.

47:04 Drew Don't shave so close. No, I got... Get a clipper instead of a razor.

47:09 Caller Well, I'll actually shave it because my girlfriend, she doesn't like...

47:13 Drew Yeah, get a clipper, not a razor.

47:15 Adam I love, by the way, bogus call when they just steamroll. Where you go, all right, well, don't shave it. Don't shave it so close, just trim it down. Well, the reason I shave it is because... I don't care what your reason. And by the way, you're shaving?

47:29 Caller This is...

47:30 Adam What is that?

47:32 Caller What's going on?

47:32 Drew Retarded.

47:33 Caller All right, hold on.

47:34 Drew No.

47:34 Caller I got words.

47:35 Adam We gotta take a break. All right. I'm fired up, though. And we got more weather to give out. Oh, good. After this.

47:40 Alright guys, here's the deal. Look in the hookup, call the Dateline. Stick a waist in time with the wrong person, call the Dateline.

47:46 One call is all you need to make.

47:47 Caller Call the Dateline. 1-877-889-DATE.

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48:17 Adam Hey, buddy, it's Loveline, a man that's Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Hey, what's happening, man?

48:26 Drew Hey, what's the weather there, Adam?

48:27 Adam I'll tell you what's going on. Bill Guards checking in 71 Cud-Age, 71 Irwindale, 71 Found Valley, checking in 71 La Habra, 71 Degrees, La Palma, 71 Degrees, Pacoima, 71 Degrees, Simi Valley, 71 Degrees, Port Wainimi, 71 Westminster, 71 Cypress, checking in 71 Degrees, Rialto, 71 Degrees, Van Nuys, 71 Chatsworth, 71 La Habra, 71 Panorama City, 71 Degrees, Hawthorne, 71 Oxnard, Linwood, 71 Encino, checking in 71 Degrees, Escondido, 71 Del Mar, 71 Banning, checking in 71, and Carson, 71 Degrees. All right, recap, are we good?

49:01 Drew No, no, we're good, we're good.

49:02 Adam A good 71 Degrees out there. Look for temperatures to move up when the fiery orb moves into the sky. All right, look out for brake lights and go out there's traffic, hey, Drew. Headline for you, living in Los Angeles, traffic out there. Watch out, morning commute, watch out for your morning commute, watch out for your morning commute, watch out for brake lights, morning commute, yeah, traffic, yeah, mattress and lanes.

49:24 Drew You mean in this town?

49:26 Adam Look out for brake lights, look out for brake lights. There's traffic for your morning commute, watch out for your morning commute. We got more weather and traffic coming up, weather and traffic, traffic and weather coming up in the news break. Oh, here's the news break, trouble in the Middle East. Seas Fire didn't work. Little trouble in the Middle East, trouble in the Middle East, trouble in the Middle East. You know what I'd love? I'd love just a calendar, 1975, trouble in the Middle East, 1970, trouble, just blowing, just blowing, just blowing in the wind, just May, June, July, trouble in the Middle East, trouble in the Middle East, trouble in the Middle East, trouble in the Middle East, trouble in the Middle East, trouble in the Middle East, trouble in the Middle East, everybody. Shocking, when's trouble gonna move to another part of the world? Everyone's the same, everyone's equal, we can't judge, why doesn't it move?

50:13 Caller Why can't it move to somewhere else, Drew?

50:17 Adam Trouble in the Netherlands.

50:19 Caller Trouble in Norway? Yeah. Yeah, why not?

50:22 Adam Everything's the same, everyone's the same, everything's beautiful, every culture's beautiful, every religion, all religions are all the same, everything's perfect. We can't judge, but why the Middle East? Always something, something, go back and go watch it, watch a while, a Saturday Night Live will come on with Chevy Chase anchoring the Saturday Night Live news desk from 1977. You know what he opens with? Trouble in the Middle East. Yeah, about any day now, get that all sewed up, yeah?

50:53 Caller Any day.

50:53 Adam Any day, any day, it's not the people, it is not the people.

50:58 Drew Emily?

50:59 Yeah.

51:00 Caller You're 20?

51:01 What's that?

51:02 Adam What's that? What's happening?

51:04 I had a question that my boyfriend actually wanted me to ask about egg donation. And I just wanna know.

51:11 Adam Let me just clarify that, you are selling eggs, you're not donating them.

51:15 Well, yeah, that's what I was gonna ask about.

51:17 Drew Yeah, what about them?

51:18 Adam How much you donating them for? $5,000?

51:21 I don't know anything about it, I don't know how much, you know, cause I've heard of donating like other things, my roommate donates plasma and stuff.

51:28 Drew Yeah, that you don't get really paid for. The eggs you get paid quite a bit for sometimes. And in order to do it, they have to hyper stimulate your ovaries and that is somewhat risky. And then they do a procedure where they either go in with a laparoscope or go through the vaginal wall and suck out some of those eggs and that's that. So there's the risk of the hyper stimulation of the ovaries. Sometimes they can grow to the point that they can actually outstrip their bone blood supply and die. Sometimes there's a concern, though it's not been shown to be the case, but people always worry that they might increase the risk of cancer or other ovarian problems.

52:01 Adam Also there's the playing god factor.

52:04 Drew And then the procedure itself has some risk, but for the most part it's pretty safe. So there you go.

52:09 Okay, and then like how about decreasing the chances of getting pregnant later?

52:13 Drew Well, if you lose your ovaries because they necrosis, they outstrip their blood supply, that's a problem, huh? And if you have premature ovarian failure or something, that's the point, you're taking risks with it, but the risks are small.

52:25 Adam Let me try to figure out what your eggs would be worth, Emily, all right? Because I know, the lower end of the spectrum is somewhere about 2,500 bucks.

52:36 Drew Is that right?

52:37 Adam I don't know, so cheap is, 2,000 or something. What we've heard is somewhere maybe three grand, and then it goes up to like, I don't know, 15, and if you can get hold of some, you know, Cindy Crawford or Demi Moore eggs or something like that, maybe one of the Bush twins.

52:50 Drew Who knows?

52:51 Caller Oh, sky's the limit.

52:53 Adam So go ahead, Emily, you're 20 years old. What do you look like? Describe yourself.

53:00 Caller I'm about 5'3. I don't know, maybe 160, 170 pounds. I don't know, short hair.

53:08 Caller Short hair.

53:09 Caller Hold on a second, I gotta beat off.

53:12 Adam Wow.

53:14 Caller Sure she's got eggs?

53:16 Adam When she says eggs, she might mean wave-offs, you know what I mean?

53:19 Caller Maybe a scrotum. All right, so let me get this straight.

53:22 Adam 5'3, 170, and short hair. Let me do the radio math, by the way. 5'3, 170. Drew, what's that two times six?

53:30 Caller 12.

53:31 Adam 12, all right.

53:32 Drew 12 sixteenths. 12.

53:34 Adam And then one times 12?

53:35 Drew 12.

53:36 Adam Zero times 12?

53:37 Drew Zero.

53:39 Adam Oh, I thought there was 12.

53:40 Caller Okay, so it's gonna be five.

53:43 Adam And one times seven would be seven, but then if you minus two.

53:48 Drew Five.

53:48 Caller Five, all right.

53:51 Adam And two times five? Okay, I got, she said five, three, one, 70. I've done the radio math. I have five, one, and 31, 30 seconds. She's almost five, five, two. This is really an exact science. I'll break it down into 64, so if I have to, or we'll go metric on your ass. Don't make me go metric on your ass. You want to know what the Celsius is in Calahay, by the way?

54:21 Drew No, no, no, it's okay.

54:22 Adam Okay, five, so I say five, one, and 31, 30 seconds, and 182.

54:31 Drew Oof.

54:31 Caller Yeah, so that's a lot of woman there. What the hell am I missing on?

54:35 Drew It's called Turner syndrome, where they can be shaped like that and not have the function anyway.

54:39 Caller Oh really, Emily?

54:41 Adam All right, you have short hair. All right, so you're a little bit stocky.

54:47 Caller Yeah, why not?

54:48 Adam Why not? And good cleavage, or? D, nice. And speaking of Ds, how are your grades?

54:58 Caller 3.4, I guess, last semester.

55:00 Adam Where at?

55:02 Caller Mills College, it's a really small women's college.

55:04 Drew It's a very fine college.

55:05 Adam Good lesbian school up north, yeah.

55:07 Caller Yeah, it's a very good lesbian school, actually.

55:09 Adam All right, so are you lesbian yourself?

55:12 Caller No, no I'm not.

55:12 Drew It's her boyfriend putting her up to this call.

55:14 Adam Do you have to pack on the weight and cut the hair if that's part of the acceptance to Mills?

55:18 Caller Yeah, they prefer that you do, actually.

55:21 Caller Yeah, they don't.

55:22 Caller You get the whole militant thing going on. They like that, too.

55:24 Adam They don't need any hotties throwing a curve off for the rest.

55:27 Drew Don't let them know that you're listening.

55:29 Caller Oh, is there?

55:30 Drew Don't let them know that you're listening.

55:31 Caller You know.

55:31 Drew Don't let them know that you're listening to this show, though.

55:34 Caller What's that?

55:34 Drew Don't let them know that you're listening to this show. It could upset things.

55:36 Adam Yeah, Drew's considered the man. And so what do you do all day at Mills? You just sit around and they teach you that white people are evil?

55:47 Caller White men, yeah.

55:48 Adam White men. Yeah, they cause all the problems.

55:51 Caller Exactly.

55:52 Adam All right, so you wanna know, so you go to Mills, you go to a good college.

55:57 Caller Yeah.

55:58 Adam But maybe not the bones we're looking for, but yet the brains. Yeah, yeah. Gotta give you that. What else? What, do you have hobbies?

56:08 Caller If I have time, yeah, but I work two jobs.

56:12 Adam What do you do? What business?

56:14 Caller Well, I work in the dining services at school and currently I'm actually working for a movie theater. It's not the best, but it pays the bills, so.

56:20 Drew Where are you from originally?

56:21 Caller What's that?

56:22 Drew Where are you from originally?

56:25 Caller I grew up in Piedmont, California, but I went to high school in Atlanta, Georgia, so.

56:29 Drew Wow, interesting.

56:30 Adam All right, so you're hard working, you got good brains.

56:34 Drew It's good.

56:34 Adam And a nice D-rack. Yeah, I'm gonna say, and I don't know, I really do think, honestly and sadly, when people are lookin at eggs, they want tall, blonde chicks. I really think that's.

56:48 Drew A lot of people look at the brains, though, I think that's a big thing.

56:50 Adam They do. They factor it in. But what they're really lookin for is physical specimens, for the most part. You don't know that?

56:59 Drew I don't know that, I'm listening to you.

57:01 Adam Here's the thing about the brain. They want the physical hand, and they're like, we'll worry about the brains.

57:06 Drew We'll develop the brains.

57:07 Adam We'll teach you, kid, don't worry about it. What they want is a 5'10 slender blonde chick. They want bones.

57:14 Drew How weird is that?

57:15 Adam Well, as long as you're shopping. You know what I'm saying? Why? So, Emily, you can look into it. I'm guessing $2,200. I don't even know if they take, I don't know how it works.

57:29 Drew I think the blonde is off. I think that they would take an attractive dark-skinned person, too.

57:33 Adam I'm just, I'm making a little Aryan reference here, but here's what they want for the woman, I think. They want height, and they want slender, and they want attractive. High cheekbones, nice bones, nice skin, all that stuff. That's what they want. The man, they're probably still want the bones and the height and all that kind of stuff, but maybe a little more of a focus on the education, the career, and that kind of stuff. Pedigree, that department. They ain't gonna pay for short and husky. Not on the chick side. The guy, maybe they'll take the balding guy who's a CPA or something. See what I'm saying? Well, why wouldn't you, Drew? You do it anyway. That's what you do when you're out hunting good-looking chicks, right? As a human?

58:15 Drew That's, it's hard to hear it, but you're right.

58:18 Adam Why are you attracted to tall, beautiful women, or nice bones, or whatever it is?

58:23 Drew Theoretically, it's a sign of health and fertility. I mean, that's basically what it is.

58:27 Adam Right.

58:27 Caller All right. Let's talk to Danielle. Danielle?

58:35 Hello?

58:35 Caller You're 18?

58:36 Yes.

58:37 Caller What's happening?

58:39 I had a seizure back in early July, and I am taking Dilantin now, which interferes with birth control.

58:48 Drew Dilantin?

58:49 Caller Yes.

58:50 Drew Yeah, why the seizure?

58:51 Caller What happened?

58:53 Caller We don't know yet. All my tits have come back normal.

58:56 Drew You weren't doing cocaine? You weren't drinking, no alcohol?

59:00 Caller Mm-mm.

59:01 Drew No medication at the time? Nope.

59:04 Adam Just a seizure.

59:05 Drew Weird.

59:05 Caller Well, I fainted, and while I fainted, after I fainted, or during, that's when, it was just like a facial one.

59:14 Drew Well, you know, when people...

59:15 Adam Facial seizure?

59:16 Drew Well, no, when people's blood pressure drops, they have normally a sort of a seizure-like phenomenon. They get very stiff, and they can shake. That's not a seizure. That's a low blood pressure episode. But, Danielle, that's not a seizure. That is low blood pressure. You really ought to talk to a cardiologist about this. Maybe you don't need to be on seizure meds. Well, I would talk to a cardiologist also, because obviously a neurologist is the one that put you on the seizure meds, and I don't think that's right. I don't wanna, you know, I'm not telling you to stop your meds, but I'm just saying that when people shake and become stiff as a result of passing out from low blood pressure, that's physiologic. That's not a seizure disorder. That's low blood pressure.

1:00:00 Adam And what's at work, the blood doesn't get pumped up to your neck?

1:00:02 Drew To the brain, yeah. So you have kind of a little seizure type thing briefly.

1:00:05 Adam Why would someone have low blood pressure other than a weak ticker?

1:00:10 Drew You know, I don't know too much about that, but there can be hypersensitivity of the sensors for blood pressure on the neck. It's more that it's a sensitivity to changes in position. Somebody with already low blood pressure, low blood pressure is good and healthy, but if you don't change with position, if your blood volume drops, if you get dehydrated and you don't have a responsive system, you can kind of faint.

1:00:32 Adam Danielle?

1:00:33 Caller Yeah.

1:00:34 Adam All right, so have you had your heart checked?

1:00:37 Caller Well, they did a CAT scan at EKG and EEG.

1:00:42 Drew There's something called a tilt table exam. They actually put you on a table and move you around and she would see what your blood pressure was. Yeah, yeah.

1:00:48 Adam I could see that.

1:00:48 Drew Yeah, so what?

1:00:50 Adam Strap you in.

1:00:50 Drew Another porno thing, huh?

1:00:53 Adam So, yeah, maybe the tilt table. So you fainted.

1:00:57 Caller Yeah, I fainted a few times before this.

1:01:00 Drew You see, that's what I'm saying. You're what they call a swooner. Mm-hmm. You swoon.

1:01:06 Adam Like when the Beatles used to show up on Ed Sullivan. And all the young chicks were just a faint.

1:01:11 Drew Right, and then you gotta see a cardiologist, okay? Because it can actually get kind of dangerous, that stuff. And it's not a seizure problem. The seizures are secondary to the low blood pressure.

1:01:18 Adam Not to mention, she's 18, she can wake up, some guys can be on top of her like a dog.

1:01:22 Drew Because she fell down and swooned.

1:01:24 Adam Oh, yeah, that's, no, no, no, guys, what it is is, guys are like a buzzard circling around looking for something to swoop right down on. You wake up, you got some guy humping your leg.

1:01:37 Drew Oh, my God.

1:01:38 Adam No, that's how it works.

1:01:40 Caller Danielle?

1:01:41 Adam All right, baby doll, so go in there.

1:01:44 Caller If I do have to continue taking the medication, it does conflict with my birth control.

1:01:51 Drew Well, there's Tegretol and there's Depakote. There's many, many, many other things.

1:01:57 Caller Depakote?

1:01:58 Drew Yeah, you talk to your neurologist about that. You may not need to be on seizure meds. If you do, obviously, you gotta be on something different. It's not that big a deal, but all right.

1:02:06 Adam Depakote's one of those drugs?

1:02:07 Caller I didn't know that.

1:02:08 Drew Why would you think? Why have you heard of Depakote?

1:02:11 Adam You bring it up on the show quite a bit.

1:02:13 Drew We use it for mood stabilizer, too.

1:02:14 Caller Well, that's why I'm bringing it up.

1:02:16 Adam It's a mood stabilizer.

1:02:18 Drew Well, we use anti-epileptics as mood stabilizers.

1:02:20 Adam Why are you like, ugh?

1:02:21 Drew No, no, I didn't know I'd brought it up in that context.

1:02:23 Adam You bring Depakote up all the time. All right, all right. All right, so it's first a?

1:02:29 Drew Seizure medicine. That's anti-epileptics for the treatment of mood stabilization.

1:02:34 Adam All right, because that's what I think of it is the mood stuff.

1:02:37 Drew We use an addiction. We use Trileptol a ton now.

1:02:40 Adam What's that?

1:02:40 Drew That's oxcarbazepine, which is a relative of Tegretol, a newer one.

1:02:44 Caller Mm-hmm, hold on a second.

1:02:45 Drew Good times.

1:02:46 Caller These are all words you're never gonna hear in junior college. You're gonna, you need to focus on ones like Gorilla Bar, Hacky Sack, Dime Bag.

1:02:56 Caller Things like that.

1:02:56 Drew You lost me a depa coat.

1:02:58 Caller Yeah.

1:02:59 Drew You remember, you could pronounce it. I remember that.

1:03:00 Adam That's good. Sharp, that's good.

1:03:02 Drew April.

1:03:03 Adam April? You're 16? What's up?

1:03:08 Caller Well, two years ago, I was, I went to get a checkup at the doctor, and the nurse did a breast exam on me for some reason, and she found a little lump, and she said it wasn't malignant.

1:03:26 Drew No, she said it was a cyst, right?

1:03:29 Caller Well, yeah.

1:03:30 Drew Yeah, you have cyst, which is normal for somebody your age.

1:03:33 Caller Yeah, but now that I'm 16, I'm starting to get more bumps around my breast.

1:03:39 Drew Yep, that's normal.

1:03:42 Caller Really?

1:03:43 Drew Yeah, cyst, fibrocystic breast. So there's cyst and fibrocystic, there's all kinds of lumps and bumps in the breast, but you have to have somebody trained, feel them so they can know the difference between the cysts and the more serious stuff.

1:03:53 Adam When did they start doing that, at 16?

1:03:55 Drew Oh, sure.

1:03:56 Adam Whenever you get breast?

1:03:59 Caller April? Mm-hmm. All right.

1:04:01 Drew There you go, if you have any questions.

1:04:02 Caller Can I ask another question?

1:04:03 Caller Yeah.

1:04:04 Caller Like off the topic. I saw on MTV this thing on True Life about Adderall addiction.

1:04:11 Drew Yeah.

1:04:12 Caller And I want to go on Adderall, but not to get addicted on it, like.

1:04:17 Caller You don't want to go on it to get it strung out?

1:04:18 Drew Why do you want to go on it?

1:04:19 Caller No, I want to go on it so I can do better in school.

1:04:22 Drew No, no, no, no. What's that Adderall for, Drew? It's like Ritalin. It's a ADD type medicine, yeah. No, you don't go on it for performance at school. You go on it if you actually have a carefully diagnosed medical disorder.

1:04:35 Caller Who can I see to see if I have ADD or something?

1:04:38 Drew See a child psychiatrist.

1:04:39 Adam How are you doing? Are you not doing well in school?

1:04:41 Caller No, I'm not. Actually, for like three years, I haven't been doing very well.

1:04:46 Caller I mean, I've been passing grades just like, Maybe you're depressed.

1:04:50 Adam You may just be a crappy student like I was.

1:04:53 Drew Maybe need tutors, maybe need help with the educational process, a lot of things.

1:04:57 Adam What school do you go to?

1:04:59 Caller I try tutors, but they don't really help.

1:05:01 Adam Well, what school do you go to?

1:05:03 Caller Cathedral City High School.

1:05:05 Drew Cathedral City?

1:05:06 Caller You're saying Cathedral City?

1:05:08 Caller Cathedral City.

1:05:10 Drew So there's a place in Los Angeles called Cathedral City.

1:05:12 Adam You're calling from Studio City, right?

1:05:15 Caller Are you calling from Studio City?

1:05:17 Caller No.

1:05:18 Caller Okay.

1:05:18 Drew You're calling from Cathedral City.

1:05:20 Caller Where are you calling from?

1:05:21 Caller Cathedral City.

1:05:23 Drew What state?

1:05:24 Caller California.

1:05:26 Caller I'm gonna work that into my newscast.

1:05:27 Adam The thing says Studio City.

1:05:29 Drew It must be somewhere in San Francisco.

1:05:33 Caller It's a bad name, April.

1:05:35 Adam What's your nationality?

1:05:37 Caller I'm Mexican.

1:05:39 Drew Where is Cathedral City on the state?

1:05:43 Caller A little south of California.

1:05:45 Caller South.

1:05:46 Drew South of California. Mexico.

1:05:48 Caller Oh, Mexico?

1:05:50 Caller Where is it?

1:05:50 Adam Mexico is south of California.

1:05:54 Drew Where is Cathedral City?

1:05:56 Caller It's in California.

1:05:58 Drew What's next to Cathedral City?

1:06:00 Caller Thank you, Chris.

1:06:00 Caller Palm Springs.

1:06:01 Drew Palm Springs? We see Chris has a special talent.

1:06:06 Adam He has a special talent.

1:06:07 Drew He's a fluent tard.

1:06:08 Adam He knows how to speak to the tards. All right, thank you, April. You study hard. You'll be fine.

1:06:15 Drew No, April, you're gonna be hard. We're making fun of you, but it's, it's.

1:06:18 Caller Drew was making fun of you.

1:06:19 Drew Well, come on.

1:06:20 Adam Let me tell you how.

1:06:22 Caller Let me tell you what I.

1:06:25 Adam This thing said Studio City. Studio City grew up, I grew up a couple cities away from Studio City. Nothing but rich Jews. I heard her little Mexican accent, and it said Studio City. She's calling from Studio City, and I was like, huh, no, something's wrong. What's going on?

1:06:42 Drew Something's wrong.

1:06:44 Adam Something's wrong. Somebody's in a stingly, because all I do is stereotype, Drew.

1:06:47 Caller That's all I do.

1:06:49 Adam That's all I do. I know it's supposed to be bad, but it's all, I can't help it.

1:06:53 Caller That's all I do. And I kept thinking, Studio City with that kind of little dialect, and it's not, what's going on? What's going on? What's going on? And then the Cathedral City, and south of California, and then next to Palm Springs, and then all of a sudden, pow, it all snapped into focus.

1:07:11 Adam All right, so we're good now, right Drew?

1:07:13 Drew Yeah, we're good.

1:07:14 Adam All right, baby doll.

1:07:15 Drew I feel bad for her.

1:07:16 Adam Well, look, she's trying. She's trying to study. Let me say this, everybody.

1:07:21 Drew You just gotta make a, and we really have to make a career of it. You know, make a.

1:07:26 Adam From what? Being a student.

1:07:27 Drew Studying, yeah.

1:07:28 Adam You gotta study.

1:07:29 Drew You gotta, I mean, that's a full-time operation.

1:07:32 Adam All right, well, let's look at it this way. Let's look at sports as an analogy. Some people, for some people, sports comes much easier than others. I mean, let's face it, some people who's born, they can hang on the rim. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Others have to work at it. The people have to work at it. You gotta go in the weight room. You gotta watch your diet. You gotta focus on it. And if you do that, you can be pretty good. You'll never be like the guy who can hang on the rim, but that's Einstein.

1:08:02 Drew Right.

1:08:02 Adam And there's always gonna be that percentage of people that are just a god-given town. They're better.

1:08:07 Drew I look at my vertical leap and I just go, that's just.

1:08:10 Adam What is there to look at?

1:08:12 Drew You can barely see the area. It's ridiculous.

1:08:15 Adam It is scary on mine too. The thing about it is you can work on it and you can make the team. And you can do the same with academics. You're never gonna be that great. Don't kid yourself. If you don't get things, you don't get things. You just focus and then start looking for something to do in life that you are good at. Don't bang your head with the academics if that ain't your way. I mean, you're a crappy student in high school. Don't worry about college. But learn something. Figure out a direction to go. Yes? Yes. Drew, I know you think everyone should just, we should just pound the academics into everybody.

1:08:53 Drew You know, it's my own low self-esteem that makes it seem to me that everybody should, if I can do these things, everyone should be able to. You know what I mean? And so we should be able to educate everybody.

1:09:05 Adam Well, what about this? What about discipline being a God-given talent?

1:09:10 Drew I can't imagine that.

1:09:13 Adam I know people who are now 40 who refuse to change. They're exactly what they were in high school.

1:09:20 Drew Because they weren't conditioned.

1:09:23 Adam I don't know who tried. I mean, I guess you can argue that, well, everybody in the right circumstances. But society doesn't have that kind of time, money, resources, parents. Parents don't give an S. And once the kid's up and out, that's it.

1:09:37 Drew That's it, that's right.

1:09:38 Adam All right, so what do you do?

1:09:41 Drew That's it, let them fall, I guess. What do you do?

1:09:43 Adam Well, here's what you do.

1:09:44 Drew You can't train them after the fact.

1:09:45 Adam Here's what everyone does. You realistically assess your talents.

1:09:49 Drew Nobody does that. That's the problem.

1:09:51 Adam I know nobody does that. Chris over here still wants to play professional hockey. He's still never skated.

1:09:58 Caller Where's the jersey in here every night? It's very sad.

1:10:01 Adam Assess your talent, be realistic, and then start focusing on your strength. Not necessarily what you want to do, but what you realistically can do. It's a better life. It's a better life, everybody, to do a lesser thing for a living and be better at it than to set your sights high and never really achieve it. Yeah?

1:10:21 Caller Mm-hmm. Okay. Yes?

1:10:25 Drew Yeah, but you should be also setting your sights high realistically.

1:10:30 Adam Yeah, medium high. Let's face it, we don't need a whole country full of doctors and lawyers and deans of major universities. We need some guys to push your brooms and empty my garbage, you know what I'm saying?

1:10:41 Drew Those guys can be smart too and have an, you know.

1:10:43 Adam No, I don't want those guys to be smart.

1:10:45 Caller You know what I mean? I gotta keep them down, otherwise they want more money.

1:10:48 Drew That's what you're playing, right?

1:10:49 Caller Yeah.

1:10:50 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:10:54 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:10:56 Caller Thanks.

1:11:05 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. Man, that's Dr. Drew over there. Fond of a 1-800-LV-E-191, Matthew Lillard, in here at the end of the week. Let me just check the weather here, Drew, before we get moving. Belgard, checking in 71. Cuddey, 71. Irvendale, 71. Fan Valley, 71. La Palma, 71. Pacoima, checking in 71. Simi Valley, 71. Port Waineme, 71. Westmans, 71. Cypress, 71. Rialto, 71. Grease. Van Nuys, 71. Chesswood, 71. Panorama City, 71. Hawthorne, 71. Oxnard, 71. Linwood, 71. Encino, 71. Escondido, 71. Del Mar, 71. Banning, coming in, 71 degrees. Carson, 71. Studio City, 71. And Cathedral City, 71 degrees. Bell Garden, 71. Cadet, 71. Irvendale, 71. Fan Valley, checking in, 71 degrees. New Hall, Saugus, just off the ticker. Guess what, Drew, 71 degrees, checking in. All right, we got more weather coming up in a couple of you. We got weather, we got traffic coming up. Slow and go, we got traffic coming up. Slow and go. Trouble in the Middle East. We got some news coming up. Trouble in the Middle East. We got weather, we got slow and go, we got 71. We got trouble in the Fallujah over there. Cease fires ended over there. We tried to cease fire, lasted, well, they got the fire part right in the cease, but they didn't get the cease part right in the fire. That lasted 11 seconds. So that's promising. Last one was four and a half seconds when someone had trouble reloading. They got some sand caught in a M16 and had trouble firing it. Trouble in the Middle East, slow and go on the 405, look out for brake lights, cut A, check it in, 71. More traffic, more weather, more discussion about the Middle East coming up. More Middle East, discussion about the Middle East.

1:12:48 Drew And more weather.

1:12:49 Adam More weather coming in.

1:12:52 Drew Here we go.

1:12:53 Adam How impacted an anus full of Middle East have you had in the last five years?

1:13:00 Drew With most of our life, we're talking about.

1:13:02 Adam It's just, look, here's the thing. You got a whole group of people. They're basically insane. They hate the Jews. Any way you wanna slice it, that's just anti-Semitism. They can't stand Jews. They can't stand themselves. I think they hate women too. And they wanna beat the crap out of everyone and themselves. And they have flogged themselves and banged their heads against the wall. We get it. When something changes, give us a buzz. When somebody grows a... When they start wearing daisies in their lapels and stop praying for 70 hours a day, let us know. Until then, we'll just assume they're smacking their head against the wall until it's bloody and oppressing women. All right, hating Jews. All right, there you go. We get it. We got it. Let's just focus on another place to get the oil so we don't get rich.

1:13:53 Drew That's the...

1:13:54 Adam Let's just focus on that.

1:13:55 Drew That's the part that kills me, is why we don't find a new customer. I mean, why don't we be somebody else's customer instead of theirs?

1:14:01 Caller It's the part that makes you say, hmm. Yeah.

1:14:08 Adam Ariem?

1:14:10 Caller Yeah?

1:14:11 Adam What's happening, baby doll?

1:14:13 Caller Oh, no, I was just calling up as a follow-up for that one caller about the eggs, the donating the eggs.

1:14:19 Caller Yeah.

1:14:19 Adam What kind of name is Ariem?

1:14:20 Caller I don't know, my mom was on drugs.

1:14:24 Caller Oh, really?

1:14:24 Adam It doesn't mean anything? It doesn't mean anything? It's not a kind of name?

1:14:27 Caller I think it means quiet song, something like that.

1:14:32 Adam People are very casual about their names, by the way. We have talked to people with unique names all the time.

1:14:36 Caller There was just sort of, eh, whatever, whatever.

1:14:40 Adam Good, I like that. It's not obnoxious. I hate that proud warrior princess crap that people give me. All right, so it means who knows, who cares?

1:14:49 Drew So you donated eggs or you didn't?

1:14:53 Caller No, I was 20 and I was just like, okay, well, I need money. And then it came out on the LA Weekly.

1:14:59 Drew Yeah.

1:15:00 Caller It was like, I don't know, the director for students. And basically, Adam, I know you were saying that they don't really look too much like brains, but actually they do.

1:15:09 Adam No, I was saying, yes, that is what I'm saying. You're right, I was wrong. No, what I was saying is I think they wouldn't get over the physical part. If you were short and squatty and had bad teeth, I don't know that you could so-called donate or as I would call it, sell, because you get paid for giving it to somebody, an egg. What do you look like? Are you smart?

1:15:33 Caller You are?

1:15:35 Adam And what do you look like?

1:15:38 Caller Five, four, about 130.

1:15:42 Caller All right.

1:15:43 Adam And are you attractive?

1:15:46 Caller I guess, I don't know, I can't pretty humble about it.

1:15:50 Caller No, I know.

1:15:52 Adam I can't judge myself either. If I was, I would probably err on the side of hunky. But I can't judge.

1:15:59 Drew So why'd you back out?

1:16:01 Caller Basically, all the side effects. And then basically, you have to go through this whole screening process, both on the phone, and if they like what they hear, then they'll send you a package, which is basically like 300 pages of what you have to read in this application. You have to send pictures of yourself.

1:16:21 Adam Why don't you send a picture of your brain?

1:16:23 Drew Right, send your IQ exam.

1:16:25 Caller They do ask for your IQ. Degrees, if you've gotten degrees, if your parents, their education.

1:16:32 Adam And what do you got in the, what's your pedigree?

1:16:36 Caller My, well, I got an associate in Recording Engineering, and then I'm currently still working on a Bachelor's.

1:16:46 Adam Junior College?

1:16:47 Drew That's what the associate is.

1:16:49 Caller So I did the Junior College, and then I left, and I wound up working for them, so.

1:16:54 Adam All right, good times. So are you doing, you're going to school now?

1:16:58 Caller Yeah, well, I'm working, now I'm working full time, and I'm still going to school.

1:17:02 Adam Where are you going?

1:17:02 Caller I'm going to Dominguez Hills, Calphe.

1:17:05 Adam All right. Good, good for you.

1:17:07 Caller Good times.

1:17:08 Adam And that's good. You want to be an engineer or something?

1:17:13 Caller Yeah.

1:17:13 Caller All right, good.

1:17:14 Caller I want to work more in the industry, or just.

1:17:17 Drew Like Chris.

1:17:17 Caller Hold on, are you a single gal?

1:17:19 Adam Are you single?

1:17:20 Caller No.

1:17:21 Drew Oh, you're married?

1:17:23 Caller No.

1:17:24 Drew You have a boyfriend.

1:17:25 Adam You're happy with your man?

1:17:27 Caller Yeah.

1:17:28 Caller Really?

1:17:28 Adam I bet you'd be happier with engineer Chris.

1:17:32 Drew He could break you in to the industry.

1:17:35 Caller Does she want to get into radio and stuff?

1:17:37 Caller Hold on. Don't talk.

1:17:39 Caller You'll screw things up.

1:17:41 Caller Ariem.

1:17:43 Adam Engineer Chris over here. Single, successful, practically runs K-Rock.

1:17:50 Caller That's right.

1:17:50 Adam Which is a flagship station for Loveline and one of the most prestigious radio stations in the United States.

1:17:56 Caller Can you give me a warm up on the coffee, buddy? Right away. Give me a warm up.

1:18:00 Caller I've been listening to Loveline since I was like 11.

1:18:03 Adam Thanks, baby doll. Well, let me tell you what makes it, let me tell you, let me explain something.

1:18:07 Drew What makes it hum.

1:18:07 Adam Let me tell you what makes it hum. Engineer Chris, and let me tell you something. You hear us on the air. You hear the on air for some.

1:18:16 Drew The finished product. The finished product.

1:18:18 Adam No, no. Here's what I'm saying. And Drew, I'm rarely honest about what goes on behind the scenes on this show, but please listen.

1:18:25 Caller I'm putting everyone home for a second.

1:18:27 Adam I'm going to be honest about how the show works. Honest, yeah. It's a little humiliating, but I'll tell you, let's just be, let's call Spain a spade. Engineer Chris, his on air persona is sort of a meek, quiet, whipping boy.

1:18:45 Drew Yeah, but behind the scenes, dynamo.

1:18:47 Adam I'll tell you what happens. I show up here about 8.30 in the evening. Engineer Chris, first off, is PO'd if I didn't bring him a Starbucks. That's his thing. Second thing, he sits down with a whole bunch of stuff. He calls them the beats. These are things he wants, things we need to talk about tonight. Top of the list, I want you to plug Crank Yankers. Then we're going to go into the weather bit, slow and go. We might go into a little Chief Running Bear, Indian gynecologist. Then it's Bag on the Middle East.

1:19:22 Drew Then he wants to talk about future shows.

1:19:24 Adam Rant on Red Arrows. It gives you precise timings on each. Oh, no. He has a show, Broken Down. It says 10 to 1018. That's me making fun of other cultures I don't know anything about. Then 1018 to 1022. We take a phone call where I also make fun of cultures I don't know about. Then we break, and oh, man.

1:19:52 Drew He works it.

1:19:52 Adam You don't want to be here during a break when it goes bad. Chris coming in here.

1:19:57 Drew Well, then I just go bad. It gets a little slow. He's on you.

1:19:59 Adam Oh, he's, yeah. I mean, Drew sometimes just has to leave.

1:20:03 Drew Yeah, I get too pissed off.

1:20:04 Adam Right. Then, again, commands me to... I've evacuated my bowels right here, just like a puppy getting yelled at. Then he pots the mic up, and he goes back into his radio persona.

1:20:17 Drew Now, so, Ariem, yeah.

1:20:19 Adam I just wanted people to know how the show really runs.

1:20:22 Drew Yeah.

1:20:23 Adam Ariem? Yeah.

1:20:24 Drew So, that could be... You could be partnered up.

1:20:26 Adam You could do much worse than do a hitch your wagon to Chris' team. You understand?

1:20:33 Caller I got you.

1:20:35 Adam That whole part about him living at home, more...

1:20:38 Drew That's what he wrote.

1:20:40 Adam More stuff he just told me to say. Chris, I'm just going to say it, just let me say it, buddy. Lives in a luxury high-rise on Wilshire.

1:20:49 Drew In Studio City, I'm saying that.

1:20:50 Adam He moved to Wilshire. Well, I know about Studio City, but he moved out of there. He'd actually had some property developed over there and flipped it, made some nice coins. Moved to one of those luxury high-rises on Wilshire. Yeah. He's got the penthouse and the one right in the middle. But it's right between Gailey and it's Beverly Hills adjacent. The doorman.

1:21:15 Caller I don't like good shoes. I like rags.

1:21:18 Adam I'm like big impressive houses don't really impress me. Yeah? I own the house, though. Oh, I mean, Chris owns the house.

1:21:27 Caller I don't like the guys who got the bucks.

1:21:29 Adam I don't like the guys who got the bucks. I don't like the guys who got the bucks. I don't like the guys who got the bucks.

1:21:40 Caller I don't know, just, oh my God, I don't know. Too much money means they're lacking something else and it's usually like brains or something else.

1:21:45 Caller Yeah.

1:21:45 Drew That's what your mom taught you.

1:21:47 Caller Yeah, my mom taught me that too.

1:21:48 Adam Don't trust people with money. Yeah, you gotta be a real idiot to make a lot of money these days.

1:21:53 Caller I don't know, I've never really made a lot of money, so it's, I don't.

1:21:56 Adam Yeah, no, why would you be with someone that had a wallet full of money in a nice car? You don't need that. Nobody needs that. I wish that upon nobody. Drew, God forbid your daughter hooks up with someone with a nice income. God forbid. May her head grow.

1:22:10 Drew Because you know what it means. It means the guy is evil, exploitative.

1:22:14 Adam I don't think anyone who makes a lot of money could be very smart, could they?

1:22:19 Drew Never.

1:22:20 Adam No, it's never happened.

1:22:21 Drew Just a criminal, just bad.

1:22:22 Caller Yeah, screwing the man.

1:22:23 Adam Erin, I can. All right, so they looked at your picture and how much money did they offer you for your eggs?

1:22:32 Caller Okay, this clinic was somewhere in Orange County, I don't remember since such a long time ago, and they offered anywhere between 7,000 to 10,000, depending on what you rated at. But basically, you had to go to like, I guess, I don't know, a prep therapy session, like for two weeks straight, and so, in my case, I couldn't go to work or school. And then, they let you know that the procedure might be painful, and if I might, they're saying it's going to be painful.

1:23:06 Caller All right.

1:23:08 Adam By the way, I thought you didn't trust people. What do you need money for?

1:23:11 Caller It just makes you stupid.

1:23:13 Caller Well, I mean, you got to, okay, I started off at junior college, 18 years old, and then, you know, in the cafeteria, these people were like, oh, we're giving free stuff to sign this. Turned out to be credit cards. And it was right around the time when gas started, the first time it started getting like pretty ugly.

1:23:27 Adam Yeah.

1:23:28 Caller And then, so, $4,000 later, in a crappy job, I was like, yeah, I needed some money.

1:23:33 Adam What are you trying, like an M1 Abrams tank?

1:23:36 Drew Let me get this straight. The rise in gas prices screwed her credit. Made her, made her, she was just spraying, she was going to the gas station and just taking the spigot and just opening it up and spraying it all over the place.

1:23:48 Adam True. You remember a year and a half ago when it went from 224 gallon to 226 a gallon?

1:23:54 Caller Yeah.

1:23:55 Drew Backbreaking.

1:23:56 Adam My dad lost his house.

1:23:57 Caller What the hell is she?

1:24:02 Adam All right.

1:24:02 Drew That's distorted thinking.

1:24:04 Adam Well, I like the part about, she don't like guys with money because anybody who makes money couldn't be very smart. She sort of, she lost a little, I think she even lost interest in her example about halfway or retarded logic about halfway into it. Well, they don't focus, they do focus on looks and on brains over there. All right. All right. Let's bear down, Drew. Sex addict over here.

1:24:30 Let's do it.

1:24:31 Adam Name is Cherry.

1:24:32 Ooh.

1:24:33 Adam Van Nuys. Uh-oh. She's horny five times a day. I just want to hear her voice. Cherry? What's happening, baby doll?

1:24:44 Caller Nothing much. Just you're horny.

1:24:46 Caller You're horny.

1:24:48 Adam Yeah. What do you look like, you hot?

1:24:56 Caller Yeah, definitely. All right, hold on a second.

1:24:59 Adam She's within range, by the way.

1:25:01 Drew What, of striking distance?

1:25:02 Adam She's striking distance. I got just enough fuel in my tank to make it out there and check her out. Chris, you want to go?

1:25:08 Caller You want to go on a Van Nuys run?

1:25:09 Caller Oh, I thought it was Cathedral City.

1:25:12 Adam She's making a joke. Come on, buddy. All right. Let's go now. Let's get it on.

1:25:16 Drew Let's break it down.

1:25:17 Adam Hey, you want to get it on? Let's get it on. Let's go.

1:25:19 Caller We're going to take a break.

1:25:20 Adam When we come back, we'll speak to Cheri, horny Cheri.

1:25:24 Caller And she's hot. I'll after this.

1:25:29 Adam You know, Drew, smelling good is more than... Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Let's go. Let's rock on. Let's go, let's party. Let's party now.

1:25:52 Drew Jerry. 25.

1:25:54 Adam 25.

1:25:55 Drew What's your question?

1:26:00 Caller And if there is, how can you tell if that person is a sex addict?

1:26:03 Drew Sex addicts with women usually come to sexual addiction through love and intimacy compulsion. Sex addicts usually were addicted to a chemical first. They always have to have a family history of addiction or alcoholism, and they always have a history of sexual abuse in childhood.

1:26:22 Adam Were you sexually abused? Wow.

1:26:26 Drew So sexual addiction is really about being an addict and having a progressive focus on this behavior in spite of its consequences.

1:26:33 Adam What about this? What about just abandoning father and every male becomes your daddy, who you're trying to get the attention of throughout your sexuality?

1:26:41 Drew Maybe she didn't see sexual abuse because at 12 she was with a 19-year-old, and that's where the sexual abuse starts.

1:26:47 Adam Where's your dad?

1:26:52 Caller What happened?

1:26:56 Caller There was a bomb in his shop, this was in the Philippines.

1:26:59 Caller Who? There was a bomb in his shop?

1:27:04 Caller Yeah, I live in southern Philippines and you know how there's a war going on. We didn't know if it was random killing or if it was, you know, somebody was just not at my dad, but it was a grenade and he blew up.

1:27:17 Caller Bad times.

1:27:18 Caller What kind of shop was he in?

1:27:21 Caller My dad was a mechanic and we owned a shop.

1:27:25 Caller Oh.

1:27:25 Caller Mechanic shop.

1:27:27 Adam And so you went from the war torn Philippines to Van Nuys?

1:27:32 Drew Same place.

1:27:33 Adam Worse.

1:27:33 Drew Same place.

1:27:34 Caller Worse. Took a nice step backwards there.

1:27:37 Adam Go back to the Philippines or at least you got good fruit. All right, so I'm sorry to hear what happened to your father.

1:27:45 Drew Now, you may be sexually compulsed, which is a sort of much broader spectrum of problems.

1:27:49 Adam Was your dad, so your dad was around the whole time you were growing up? He was and he was good to you?

1:27:56 Caller Yes.

1:27:57 Adam Well, maybe just, you're just horny. What do you do? You got a boyfriend?

1:28:01 Caller I actually do, but he does not, well, we don't really see each other much and we don't do much either.

1:28:11 Drew Why?

1:28:11 Caller He's Christian.

1:28:16 Caller He's Christian.

1:28:18 Drew You understand to be a sexual compulsive or sexual addict, you have to have lots of sex.

1:28:22 Caller You've got to get it on once in a while.

1:28:24 Caller I know. Well, I don't know. All I know is that since I was seven, I've been really horny. I didn't even know what horny meant until I was 16. And I lost my virginity at 17 and I loved it.

1:28:38 Adam That's 17. That's good. Right.

1:28:42 Drew Keep going.

1:28:43 Caller All right.

1:28:44 Caller And it's just, yeah, my two boyfriends have been really like there for me. And then ever since I got to America, it was just like, it was weird.

1:28:55 Adam You've only had two girls. You've only had two boyfriends. You're fine.

1:28:58 Drew You're healthy.

1:28:59 Adam You're freaking yourself out. You're horny for your culture, not horny for our culture.

1:29:04 Caller Okay, well, I have two boyfriends, but I do not say I was faithful with those two.

1:29:09 Drew Oh, well, now you're going off the chart again.

1:29:12 Adam Hey, by the way, you know what they call me in the Philippines? Pogi.

1:29:17 Drew Pogi.

1:29:18 Caller Pogi, yeah.

1:29:22 Adam What's Pogi mean? You know what Pogi means?

1:29:26 Caller Yes, I do.

1:29:28 Caller What's it mean?

1:29:31 Caller It means you're cute. You're handsome.

1:29:34 Caller Yeah, handsome, that's my name, that's my Filipino name, Pogi, yeah, yeah.

1:29:42 Caller I do not masturbate and right now, I do not know how because it turns me off, so I need a penis.

1:29:49 Caller You need a penis.

1:29:50 Caller It will satisfy me.

1:29:51 Adam Yeah, what about your-

1:29:53 Drew Do you have orgasms?

1:29:53 Adam Wait, what about your Christian boyfriend? I'm not done with him. What, he won't have sex with you? All right, well, maybe you should break up with him.

1:30:06 Drew Especially since you're having sex with another guy? Are you having sex with another guy? You said you had two boyfriends?

1:30:16 Caller Like right now, I'm 25.

1:30:18 Caller All right.

1:30:20 Drew You need a new boyfriend.

1:30:21 Adam Here's the thing. You need no boyfriend. You need a nice vibrator and a good job. What do you do?

1:30:27 Caller Are you working?

1:30:28 Adam Are you going to school?

1:30:29 Drew Nurse. Accountant.

1:30:32 Caller Accountant.

1:30:33 Adam Not accountant. What do you want to do? Do you want to do anything? Do you have any hobbies? Do you want to do something?

1:30:43 Caller I read a lot of books.

1:30:45 Caller No, that's not a hobby.

1:30:46 Adam You need something.

1:30:47 Drew She's ambitious.

1:30:48 Adam Buy a condo. Do something. Focus on something.

1:30:51 Drew Break up with this guy and focus on something.

1:30:54 Adam You're not as nutty as you think you are.

1:30:55 Drew No, she's not. She's healthy. She's got a nutty relationship.

1:31:00 Caller Yeah. I used to install closets with a Filipino guy named Pogi.

1:31:03 Drew Oh, is that right?

1:31:04 Caller Yeah. Born again. Oh, what a delight. Me and five born-again's installing closets. I should have killed myself. I should have fallen on a closet pole. I had some dignity.

1:31:16 Caller Sharpened it up on the grinder and just fell on it.

1:31:19 Drew Ashley, 19?

1:31:21 Yes.

1:31:21 Drew Yeah.

1:31:22 Caller You're 19. Go ahead.

1:31:25 I'm just really curious about this question. I've been meaning to ask you guys for a long time. Actually, it's about the pills that are supposed to make your breasts larger and fuller.

1:31:36 Drew No, no, they don't. But sometimes birth control pills do. Something estrogen-containing pills will sometimes do that in some women.

1:31:42 Yeah. I'm on the pill right now, but I really haven't seen anything.

1:31:47 Drew Well, there you go. Other than that, it's plastic surgeries.

1:31:50 Adam Your boobs big enough. What size are they?

1:31:54 Drew Oh, come on.

1:31:55 Adam Fine.

1:31:56 Drew When people have plastic procedures, that's what they aim for.

1:31:58 Caller What do you guys want?

1:32:00 They're like, it's because I'm skinny, though. They're kind of, I don't know.

1:32:06 Caller What's wrong with that?

1:32:07 Adam You're skinny, you got a C-cup. That's good, right?

1:32:12 I don't know. I feel like I'm not really proportionate. I just feel like I should be bigger.

1:32:16 Adam You're skinny and you have a C-cup. That's more than proportioned.

1:32:22 Drew Are you seven feet tall?

1:32:25 Adam All right, look, you're fine. Do you guys like you? All right, look, I really mean it. I really do think that, I was just trying to forget these calls, Drew.

1:32:35 Drew There's somebody I want for 112 minutes there, are you gonna let her go?

1:32:38 Adam All right, I'll be fast. Listen, people, girls, girls need hobbies. Being attractive to men is not a hobby.

1:32:46 Drew No, they need to, yeah, they need a sense of value in their life other than men.

1:32:50 Adam Save some money and buy a condo. Yeah, to focus on something, guys work on cars, guys build houses, guys have all kinds of stuff. And we screw, but we have all these other things. You just being presentable to the opposite sex or making yourself more alluring to the opposite sex can't be a full time job for you.

1:33:07 Drew Or can't be how you define yourself more morally.

1:33:09 Adam Thank you, Naomi?

1:33:10 Yeah.

1:33:11 Adam Yeah, you're 26, you tried many different kinds of depression medication.

1:33:16 Caller Antidepressant.

1:33:17 Adam None of them work.

1:33:19 Caller No.

1:33:20 Drew Have you been on mood, Since I was 13. You've been on mood stabilizers?

1:33:23 Caller That too, yeah.

1:33:24 Drew All right, so you have a personality problem. You need therapy. Okay, well there you go. Antidepressants don't work that well. They're helpful, but they don't take things away when you've got addiction and or personality disorder.

1:33:36 Adam So, psychiatrists?

1:33:36 Caller I've done therapy.

1:33:38 Adam Well, you gotta keep doing it.

1:33:39 Caller I've done it, it don't work.

1:33:41 Drew How many years do you do it for? With the same therapist?

1:33:43 Caller Not that long.

1:33:44 Drew Okay, that's not doing it.

1:33:46 Adam You really know how to put a fine point on that.

1:33:49 Drew Once you've packed in about eight years, then.

1:33:51 Caller Actually, medication made me worse.

1:33:55 Adam All right, hey, screw ball. Remember we were talking about doing therapy?

1:34:00 Drew Go do it.

1:34:01 Adam Go do it.

1:34:02 Caller All right, or don't do it.

1:34:04 Adam I don't care, just don't have any more kids. You have kids?

1:34:07 Caller I don't have any kids.

1:34:08 Adam Good, all right, so here are your choices. No kids or therapy?

1:34:12 Drew Or both.

1:34:12 Caller I don't even have any sex.

1:34:14 Adam Good, that's a good thing. Just go to therapy. Please go to therapy. All right, with a quick break, we'll be right back.

1:34:38 Drew Uh, by the carpets.

1:34:39 Caller No, no.

1:34:43 Adam All right, well, that's the show, y'all.

1:34:46 Caller Thanks for tuning in tonight, and we hope to...

1:34:50 Drew See you soon.

1:34:50 Caller Speak to you tomorrow night. Yeah, all right, Drew. We're going home, don't worry.

1:34:53 Adam So until next time, this is Adam Crowley for Dr. Drew saying, mahalo.

1:35:03 The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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