Episode 1000631385207

1:04 Voiceover That's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified, this best specialist. Ow.

1:13 Mimi Rogers All righty.

1:14 Adam Mimi Rogers. The great Mimi Rogers. Perfect timing because I said the great Mimi Rogers, right? Mimi Rogers walked into the room. Nice to meet you. Have a seat. Put your headphones on or as we like to call them in radio cans.

1:34 Drew Yes. The next thing you got to turn your microphone.

1:36 Adam Engineer Chris can turn that mic on.

1:38 Drew There we go. There we go.

1:39 Mimi Rogers So these are the cans.

1:40 Drew Those are the cans.

1:41 Mimi Rogers What do we call this?

1:42 Drew A microphone.

1:43 Mimi Rogers Oh, excellent.

1:44 Adam Yeah. But I think-

1:45 Mimi Rogers In my business too.

1:45 Adam I think what's called a mic.

1:47 Mimi Rogers A mic, yeah. I mean, we are professionals, right?

1:52 Adam Yeah. You guys use microphones in your business. Your business being the movie business. But have you done much TV in your long career?

2:01 Mimi Rogers Oh, yeah.

2:02 Adam So I always think of when I think Mimi Rogers, I think-

2:06 Mimi Rogers Movie star, right?

2:08 Adam Yes, that's what I think.

2:08 Drew And the list is like 65.

2:11 Mimi Rogers Yeah, there is a good list, but I have a pretty good TV list too. Yeah. I actually started my very first professional job was the last four hours of the first season of Hill Street Blues. Oh, really?

2:25 Adam And I was forgetting and just being refreshed that You're in the Doors, one of my all-time favorite movies. And I always thought Val Kilmer should have got Academy Award for becoming Jim Morrison, by the way.

2:38 Mimi Rogers Yeah, that was a pretty amazing performance. It really was.

2:42 Adam Yeah. And I never understood why the Academy didn't. To me, it's a taller order to become somebody we're already familiar with, rather than playing some guy who paints with his foot and has a problem with Scotch, who we don't know. Like, what I mean is-

2:58 Mimi Rogers Now, let's not diss Daniel because Daniel had it coming up. But I agree because-

3:03 Adam I just mean in general-

3:04 Mimi Rogers No, what Val did in taking on Jim Morrison, you either succeed grandly or you fail completely. And that's a very dangerous proposition and he did. He succeeded grandly.

3:16 Adam I love the doors and about 45 seconds into the movie, he became Morrison and I was done and then we're able to get on with the movie. It was not a distraction at all. And he was actually like a little more Jim Morrison than actually Jim Morrison.

3:32 Drew That's a lot more interesting.

3:35 Adam Yeah, it's like I'm a little more Gilbert Godfrey than he is. Just a little bit more. I'm a little better version.

3:40 Mimi Rogers You're kind of tall.

3:42 Adam I'm rangey. Gilbert. I'm rangey. Oh, please. Do you understand what it's like going through life having that as the one guy I compare it to? Occasionally, I get called the ugly Pete Sampras, which I'm so happy for. That's a good one. And by the way, isn't that just being cruel when they have to put the ugly in front of an attractive person and then they go, I can't just look like Pete Sampras.

4:04 I got to be the ugly Pete Sampras?

4:05 Adam You have to be ugly.

4:06 Mimi Rogers I would have to take issue. I disagree.

4:08 Drew I think they say they don't say less handsome.

4:10 Adam No, no. No, this is Jimmy Kimmel. He says the ugly.

4:13 Drew That's a different thing.

4:14 Adam He says the ugly Pete Sampras. Like if Pete Sampras got in like some kind of industrial accident, like in a mill or something.

4:21 Mimi Rogers Acid on his face, that kind of thing.

4:23 Adam Yeah. It's like the beginning of a horror movie. Huge fat, you know, him screams, the doctor's multiple surgeries, that thing where they remove the gauze from my head and then they have the POV of me looking up at a bunch of nurses crying and shunning. That would be that.

4:40 Mimi Rogers That's you.

4:40 Adam Look at this. I'll tell you this. And you know, I come to talk about me, but I got full more hair, a full head.

4:45 Mimi Rogers You got more hair than Pete Sampras.

4:47 Adam Now who's the ugly Pete Sampras? Huh? Pete Sampras is the ugly Pete Sampras. That is hair, right? That's hair.

4:54 Mimi Rogers What have you seen his wife?

4:55 Adam Thank you. Yes. Pete Sampras got to marry that super hot blonde actress, Bridgette, who is like a Norwegian.

5:04 Mimi Rogers I don't know. We worked together on a mini-series with Peter Gallagher.

5:09 Drew Another great guy, by the way.

5:11 Adam Yes.

5:11 Drew Yes.

5:11 Mimi Rogers He is a great guy.

5:13 Adam Yes.

5:13 Mimi Rogers I'm blanking for some weird reason on her last name because now I just think of Sampras. She is a sweetheart and she is ridiculously gorgeous. He did well then.

5:25 Adam I think did like a Phoebe Catesy kind of thing, which is got married and said, Bridgette Wilson.

5:31 Mimi Rogers Yes. Thank you, Bridgette Wilson.

5:32 Adam She said, I'm going to take a few years off and that's another reason I hate P.Campras. Listen, let me just put a word out to all you celebrity dudes out there, you highfalutin guys with your fat bank accounts and your Bentley. Isn't that you? It is true. I'm literally a millionaire. I'll tell you what I don't do. I'll tell you what I don't do. Okay, there's a couple of things I want to do, Mimi. Okay, what, baby? Besides plug the movie, but these are a couple of things I'd like to do in this country. I would like to stop these hot celebrity guys, the Pete Sampras' and the, what's his name, who married Phoebe Cates, and they grab them and they get them off the streets. They knock them up. Before you know it, they're not strutting around topless in movies anymore. They're home playing mommy. They're watching Thomas the Tank Engine and gone off the market.

6:25 Mimi Rogers That's cruel.

6:25 Adam Yeah, I don't need that. Yeah.

6:27 Mimi Rogers At least wait till they're in their late 30s or 40s or 50s.

6:32 Drew What Adam does is he insists his wife works and then demeans her job.

6:35 Mimi Rogers I love that.

6:36 Adam That's me.

6:37 Drew That's his thing.

6:37 Mimi Rogers No wonder she likes you so much.

6:40 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah, because I'm like bad daddy.

6:43 Mimi Rogers Has anybody here actually drunk the mummy's passion tea?

6:48 Drew No. Where do they get this novelty tea? What is this?

6:51 Mimi Rogers Mummy's passion.

6:51 Drew Orchid.

6:52 Mimi Rogers Orange Fountain or Long Island Cola?

6:55 Adam No.

6:57 Drew I suggest you don't do it. Don't go there. That's got to come from your publicist. Because we do not have anything like that in this building.

7:08 Mimi Rogers No. No. I guarantee you it's not.

7:11 Adam Oh, really?

7:12 Mimi Rogers All right.

7:13 Give it a try. Smell it.

7:13 Mimi Rogers Tell me what you think. That's got kind of a tropical feel to it. Let's talk about the movie.

7:17 Adam Let's plug the door and the floor, which I've been hearing about with Kim Basinger.

7:21 Drew I read about it. The glowing report.

7:23 Mimi Rogers How about that, LA Times? Did you happen to see the New York Times?

7:27 Drew I had them.

7:35 Mimi Rogers New York Times, two of the best reviews I think I have ever seen for a film.

7:41 Drew They were glowing. Particularly, they were glowing about the acting and the performances.

7:47 Mimi Rogers Particularly about Mr. Bridges, which we're going to get to. I'll tell you what I loved about those two reviews in particular is besides the fact that they were love letters to our film, they were actually quite beautifully written as pieces of literature. Both of them were beautifully written, but this is a movie.

8:03 Drew That is maybe just kissing the ass of the journalist just in case there's another go around.

8:06 Mimi Rogers No, no, no, no.

8:07 Drew Well done. Well done.

8:08 Mimi Rogers All right. You can make props for that.

8:10 Drew They actually were.

8:11 Mimi Rogers They were beautifully written. Can't get my jacket off here.

8:14 Drew I kind of expect that from New York Times. LA Times is like, oh, hey, what's this?

8:18 Mimi Rogers And you know, I think she's leaving, unfortunately. Who wrote it? That wonderful woman. You know, you're asking me at 10 o'clock at night.

8:25 Adam Wonderful woman. Drew, would you shut up? Nobody knows who wrote that.

8:29 Mimi Rogers Let's talk about.

8:30 Drew There's one that I think may have read.

8:32 Mimi Rogers You think her name starts with an M?

8:35 Adam We got a stone. Fourteen year olds in Idaho. Do you think they don't know?

8:40 Mimi Rogers Let's talk about.

8:40 Adam They never heard of Dickens.

8:41 Drew Her kids in my class.

8:43 Adam Well, go kiss her ass on your own time then.

8:45 Mimi Rogers Here's what will help you then for your audience that we're all talking to.

8:48 Adam That's right.

8:49 Mimi Rogers Yes, it's a beautiful, literate, serious film with wonderful entertainment value and lots of comedy and three naked movie stars. Okay?

8:57 Adam Really?

8:57 Mimi Rogers That's right. We're all naked.

8:58 Drew Was it Claudia Puig? Is she writing?

9:00 Mimi Rogers No.

9:00 Drew No.

9:00 Mimi Rogers It starts with an M.

9:02 Adam Okay. I'm so glad that you learned your lesson.

9:04 Mimi Rogers Kim's naked. Jeff's naked.

9:06 Adam Really?

9:06 Mimi Rogers I'm naked. Really? We're all naked.

9:08 Adam Prove it.

9:09 Mimi Rogers Go see the movie, fella.

9:11 Adam That's how that works.

9:12 Mimi Rogers We're talking full frontal.

9:14 Adam Full frontal for you, Kim, and Jeff?

9:16 Mimi Rogers Only for me.

9:17 Adam Oh, really?

9:18 Mimi Rogers Jeff and Kim are quite nude. I'm completely nude.

9:22 Adam You've done a little of that in your day.

9:24 Mimi Rogers I've never been completely nude on screen. But partially. I've been partially nude on screen.

9:32 Adam And never an issue as long.

9:33 Mimi Rogers Do you think everybody's going to go see the movie now?

9:36 Adam I do.

9:36 Mimi Rogers I mean, great reviews and we're naked?

9:38 Adam Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

9:39 Drew We can talk about other things.

9:41 Mimi Rogers No, but let's go home.

9:44 Adam Our listeners have wanted to see Bridges naked since the Fabulous Baker Brothers.

9:48 Mimi Rogers His tushy, I got to tell you, is very cute.

9:52 Adam I'll tell you, he's not bad in person. Jeff Bridges, by the way, I ran into.

9:57 Mimi Rogers Gives his best performance. Really? It's saying a lot because he's a brilliant actor, but no kidding, I think it's his best performance ever. I'm in a personal mission to make sure this guy wins an Academy Award. You know, you talk about Val Kilmer inhabiting a character completely. What Jeff does in this movie, it's so organic that you almost can't believe it. There's just like not a false note anywhere. It is in the great John Irving tradition, it is tragicomic. I mean, you're dealing with a very heavy subject matter. You're dealing with a couple who's trying to cope with the loss of their two teenage sons and the ways that people cope with grief. Some people can move on, some people can't. You wouldn't expect there to be a lot of humor in a movie with this at its core and yet.

10:45 Drew That's the most organic and best kind of humor that comes out of the poignant human experience.

10:50 Mimi Rogers Exactly.

10:50 Adam Is Kim Basinger, is she nutty? Not in a real bad way, but she seems cuckoo to me, not bad cuckoo.

11:06 Mimi Rogers Us artists. I think Kim is probably high strung, she's brilliant in this film, she's freakishly beautiful. I kind of can't even believe it when I look at her, but she's also great. It's interesting, she and I never crossed paths shooting this film. We were never in the same scenes, so I literally did not see her for the entire time.

11:33 Adam Did you hear any stories or anything?

11:35 Drew When is this being released?

11:36 Adam It's already out.

11:37 Mimi Rogers It opened yesterday in very limited release and it's opening wider this weekend, but it's at the ArcLight and it's at the Royal here in LA.

11:44 Adam I'll tell you, ArcLight by the way, and don't wait, Drew, just quiet down. I'm going to give the plugs. I was in the middle of trying to find out if Kim Basin here is cuckoo or not.

11:54 Drew I'm trying to get you off that path.

11:55 Adam Who cares?

11:56 Mimi Rogers I mean, would you care if Kim showed up at your door whether she was cuckoo or not?

12:01 Drew Different question.

12:01 Mimi Rogers Would you care?

12:03 Adam I wouldn't, except for Alec Baldwin is my only celebrity friend, as you know, Drew.

12:08 Mimi Rogers Well, then you might have a problem.

12:09 Adam Yeah. And Jeff Bridges, by the way, who I ran into.

12:13 Mimi Rogers Nicest human being alive.

12:14 Adam Great guy. Ran into him at the Playboy Mansion four years ago, ran up to me, was begging to do this show and. And he said no?

12:24 Drew Publicist said no.

12:25 Adam No, here's how this show works, just in case. I don't know what happened to your publicist, but here's how it works. And look, look, people don't beg to come on this show very often.

12:36 Mimi Rogers Oh, come on, who do you have to blank to get on this show?

12:38 Adam There's a handful of times, I'm not, I will never exaggerate, there's plenty of celebrity ass I kiss and whatever. I was at the Playboy Mansion, Jeff Bridges saw me, came over, said he was a huge fan of the show, said he would love to do the show, was actually coming out with a record at the time. So, he probably wanted a little airtime, and he said, I would love to come on your radio show and I said, we would love to have you and he said, well, here's the number and the guy and the whatever and let's make it happen. Fantastic. And, producer Ann made a phone call and the publicist said that the show, it didn't.

13:26 Mimi Rogers I know Jeff Bridges. Jeff Bridges does fit the profile of this show, absolutely. I know.

13:32 Adam It's the horrible publicist. It's the horrible publicist. That's why I love you. It's the god-awful wretched publicist that ruined this city, that keep the Jeff Bridges' away from these people in your ears. Hey, can I ask you a question? Yes.

13:54 Mimi Rogers Are there really people out there listening to us, or is this just like an all-out?

13:57 Drew We'll start the show in a couple minutes. But if there are listening, New York, Atlanta, Boston, LA, Chicago, Dallas, we have people in those cities, Denver, Houston, Detroit, Portland, San Diego. Those are cities where you can see this movie now.

14:10 Mimi Rogers And you must see it. Yes. I mean, all kidding aside, this is worth the however much money they're charging now for a ticket. You will be wildly entertained and you will see us naked.

14:22 Adam Amber, that's a good segue to calls. Amber?

14:27 Yes?

14:27 Adam You're 18?

14:28 Caller Yes.

14:29 Adam What's up?

14:31 Caller I have a boyfriend, obviously, and we've been going out for like five months. And he, before we met, he was like this big time donor kid and he used to go to parties and you know, to go find before me, he would like have sex with her and stuff like that. And then I went away for a while and I came back and he supposedly found his faith in God. And he quit like smoking weed and stuff like that. And we started off with like a, you know, non-sexual relationship. But then like one day out of the blue, he's just like, hey, you know what, let's go smoke weed and have sex and stuff like that.

15:06 Drew Well, Amber, that's...

15:08 Adam Boner trumps God every time.

15:10 Drew It's not even just that, which is often the case. It's that he's a marijuana addict and marijuana is very addictive for some people.

15:17 Adam How do you know he's an addict?

15:19 Mimi Rogers He's going back from God.

15:20 Drew He's a big stoner, to describe what she said.

15:22 Adam All right. How old is he? How old is he?

15:25 Caller He's 17. I mean, he's not like a big time stoner to where he like smokes every day. It's not like that.

15:32 Mimi Rogers It sounds to me like maybe he's a little young for you because it sounds like he's still sort of finding himself or not.

15:38 Adam By the way, when you're an 18-year-old chick going out with a 17-year-old guy, even though it's one year, that's a quantum leap backwards.

15:44 Mimi Rogers Not to mention illegal.

15:47 Adam You should be dating like that.

15:48 Drew She's the 18. She's the 18.

15:49 Mimi Rogers Yeah, but it's illegal if he's 17.

15:53 Drew Actually, California and Arizona.

15:56 Adam You should be going out with a producer in his early 50s.

16:00 Drew But, Amber, the deal is, here's what I want to just make the point, is that if, let's say, he is addicted to marijuana, or he is an alcoholic who's getting going with this disease, if turning to the church was all that was required to deal with that disease, that's where we'd send everybody. But the fact is, unfortunately, that doesn't tend to hold people in the disease where he emerges, and that I believe, in my estimation, what's happening with him right now.

16:22 Mimi Rogers And AA would probably be a good idea.

16:24 Drew MAAA, some sort of 12-step.

16:26 Adam So how about that?

16:28 Mimi Rogers Take him to a 12-step program.

16:32 Caller Like, how would I say to, how would I tell him to do that?

16:35 Mimi Rogers I mean, because, you know, when he changes his mind, he, like, Tell him you love him and that he needs to get help.

16:41 Drew Hate it when you smoke pot, hate it when you drink, you're 17, you can't control it, they're looking at you.

16:47 Adam And he gets no more sex. That's also very... Let me tell you, it's like, the vagina is to the teenage boy what the herring is to the whale you're trying to train.

16:59 Mimi Rogers That's a real stretch.

17:01 Drew Killer whale.

17:01 Mimi Rogers Killer whale.

17:03 Adam Killer whale. It's like...

17:04 Mimi Rogers Wow, what an analogy.

17:06 Adam The sea lion. I like your rollover. Hey, F you. Hey, look at this herring. All right, I'll do it. That's how it works. That's the relationship. You got to be the guy...

17:13 Mimi Rogers If he wants to be involved with you, he needs to take a look at what he's doing with drugs and alcohol.

17:17 Drew Right.

17:17 Adam You're probably trained guys using the same clicker if they knew the clicker meant vagina instead of herring. Click, click. Yeah, because that's what they do with all the porpoises and all that stuff.

17:30 Drew See, the thing is with men, that's a positive enforce of the clicker. We need to learn what the clicker means. It's going away.

17:37 Mimi Rogers Can I say that?

17:38 Adam I guess so. I think you can. That's right. That one click means it's leaving, right?

17:46 Drew I couldn't have said it better.

17:47 Adam That's what it is. By the way, not a bad title for the next movie. And you're not going to get to see Kim and Mimi naked that much longer either. So that will be the title of the next movie. In this movie, The Door and the Floor, there's nudity. And those of you who have been clamoring to see Jeff Bridges naked for a while.

18:08 Drew That's the chance.

18:09 Adam And he only gets better with age too.

18:11 Mimi Rogers Three for one. Three for one. Let's... And great acting, you know, if you're interested.

18:17 Adam Carl?

18:18 Drew Yeah.

18:19 Adam You're 14? What's happening?

18:23 Caller So every time...

18:25 Adam Let me say this too about the Arclight over there. I love that Arclight theater. That's where it's playing out here in Los Angeles. It'll ruin you for...

18:33 Mimi Rogers And also at the Royal.

18:34 Adam It'll ruin you for other theaters because it's just everything is laid out. Everything is great, but I'll tell you this. They got the caramel corn over there, which is really... It's heroin and it draws you in like a cartoon. Like you know...

18:48 Mimi Rogers Hey, can I tell you something? Yeah. Yes. I just realized tomorrow night at the Arclight, after the 730 showing, I'm going to be making a live appearance to do a Q&A with the audience. We are. Yeah.

18:59 Adam Cool. It's after the 730 showing.

19:03 Mimi Rogers People who go to the 730 showing stay in your seats because I will be there and I will be doing a Q&A with the audience.

19:08 Drew That is a nice deal.

19:10 Adam So at the Arclight out here in Los Angeles on Sunset. Come on out. It's on Sunset, right? Yeah. Anyway, the point is they got that caramel corn there and it's heroin. And what you do, it draws you in and you get the one caramel corn bucket and you get the one regular bucket and you kind of do that dip, that back and forth, the salty and the whatever.

19:32 Mimi Rogers That's how it starts.

19:33 Adam First time I was there, out of the caramel corn and it was like, I was like Fred Sanford with the heart attack at the at the concession stand. Like, it's like, it's like, you know, you know, when you've been thinking, when it's been running through your mind since like four that afternoon and by the time 10 o'clock rolls around and you pull to the counter, it's like, give me the large bucket of the caramel. Yeah, we're out of that. I was like, grab the guy by the lapels.

19:54 Mimi Rogers That's why you go to the 730 show.

19:55 Adam Yeah, because they're in and out of it. Yeah. Let me just tell you something, restaurants and places, don't run out of ass. It's a stake in the heart.

20:03 Drew When it's good.

20:04 Adam When it's good. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's keep on keeping on here. Mimi Rogers in the studio tonight. She's going to be at the Arclight tomorrow night, after 730 showing, talking about and probably probably just being covered with roses as people yell, bravo.

20:22 Mimi Rogers Probably.

20:22 Adam Yeah.

20:23 Yeah.

20:23 Adam Jessica. Jessica.

20:28 Can you hear me?

20:29 Adam Yes. Go ahead.

20:30 Yes. All right. My question is basically about a psychological disease that I think my father has. I'm hoping that I don't inherit it. I know it's not genetic, but besides from him being an alcoholic, I think that he's a sociopath. And it's kind of...

20:44 Drew What makes you think that?

20:46 Well, I know that sociopaths have lost all feeling of remorse and guilt and love and they pretty much lose that at a young age, maybe like 15 or 16.

20:56 Drew Or sometimes younger. Yeah.

20:58 He probably did. I don't really know.

21:04 Drew Well, addiction and addicts can be sociopaths. There's something called Cluster B personality disorders. It's very common amongst alcoholic addicts. Borderline personality, sociopathy, and those are narcissists.

21:14 Adam I get the Cluster F types.

21:16 Mimi Rogers Are you having any kind of a dangerous situation with him?

21:20 No, not really. He's actually lost all contact with me.

21:24 Drew But Jessica, here's the deal. He may just be an alcoholic.

21:28 Adam Or just a good old-fashioned a-hole.

21:30 Drew If he is able to find his way into recovery.

21:32 Adam Cluster A personality.

21:34 Drew Oftentimes, these character problems do get better. They do get better. So you can just pray for that. Otherwise, what are you going to do?

21:42 Mimi Rogers Otherwise, just keep your distance. There's absolutely nothing to be gained by being in contact.

21:47 Well, that's what I actually have been doing. The reason I think he's a sociopath is because he has had, since I've known him, a very, very hard time being faithful to anybody he's with. He cheated on my mother for years and he's been cheating on my stepmother since I got married and that's basically why he doesn't talk to me anymore. I kind of told her that he had a girlfriend.

22:10 Drew Well, he's an alcoholic.

22:14 Adam Don't let his legacy be you having F'd up relationships with males because he was such a mess.

22:21 Mimi Rogers Focus on the positive people in your life and the ones that you really negative. You just have to let them go. And if they come around someday, great.

22:28 Adam You know, we sit around all day listening to public service announcements talking about getting your laptop computer stolen at the airport or not to smoke on the beach. But where are the public service announcements that just basically say, especially to the women, because guys are a little better at this, probably we're thicker skinned or we don't care or we're hollow inside, the woman whose daddy ain't treating her right, never did and just can never let it go, wants to win him back, wants to change him, wants to confront him, wants to fix him.

23:03 Drew Or do that in her romantic life with a peer.

23:06 Mimi Rogers Well, that's the thing you find your father to have a relationship with so you can fix it. Don't do that. The message is don't do that. Just find somebody who's quite different.

23:15 Adam Look, if the limb, it's got gang green, cut it off, get a prosthetic and move forward. And that's it.

23:21 Mimi Rogers Don't find a man whose approval you have to work hard to get.

23:24 Adam And also, by the way, the guy's already done enough damage to your life. Do you want it to go on for another 20 years?

23:31 Drew Keep going back and expecting a different result?

23:33 Mimi Rogers That's it.

23:33 Adam He's bad. You know it. Free yourself up and surround yourself with good people.

23:37 Drew Just as a general sort of rule of thumb, if somebody has been a horrible, horrible addict and made you miserable and caused you a lot of pain, support their recovery. But don't get actively involved if they've been out of your life for a long time until they've got about six months under their belt. Just let them focus on their recovery and you focus on your life and then bring it back.

23:56 Adam All right, we have to take ourselves a little break. Mimi Rogers in studio tonight. The Door on the Floor, the name of the highly-created movie. Brilliant. It is out in limited release and it's going to head out wide release soon. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

24:23 Caller YJ Stinger Extreme Energy Drink, made by the manufacturers of Stacker II, the world's strongest fad planet.

24:49 Adam Thank Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Mimi Rogers in here tonight. The Door In the Floor, the name of her new movie. It is out in most of the major cities. Most of the cities we're in. And then it will have a wide release very soon, especially when the people in the cities that it's in now go out and see it.

25:15 Mimi Rogers And say, it's so brilliant.

25:17 Adam It's brilliant. And like I said, New York Times and LA Times, great review. Drew read them both while he was, he rolled up the Utney Reader and shoved it up his rectum while he was reading those two papers, just to absorb more information. I know how you are, Drew.

25:34 Drew I have to multitask and then I figured out that's how you get more information in.

25:37 Adam Meanwhile.

25:39 Drew The tucca, yeah.

25:40 Adam Yes, yes, you can take alcohol in that way, you can take medication in that way, and you can also take information. What's so different, what's the difference between a vodka, bong, rectally, and some good literature?

25:54 Mimi Rogers And harpers.

25:55 Adam That's right, and harpers, yeah, yes. And if you're a guy like Drew, Drew could take, he could take the phone book. He could take the Tokyo phone book. He's got that much room. Trying to think of a populated city. All right, Mimi Rogers in here, everyone. A little ass humor, nothing wrong with a little ass humor. Are you English? No, I should be, though. I know, I speak the Queen's English. You know, I was getting jealous. I was taking a leak down the hall. We share the station here with Aero, the classic rock station. As I was taking a leak, the guy, the DJ's like, here's a little something called Stairway to Heaven. And I thought, what a gig. This guy can go home, have sex with his old lady, stop at the Denny's, grab a Grand Slam, come back, take a quick nap. They're just getting into the flute solo by then. What a great gig. When you're a DJ and you're playing the classic rock station and you've got Stairway to Heaven on the rotation. You know what I mean? That's it. Go out. What do you got to do? You got to make a run? You got to return some library books, go to the dry cleaner. That's right. Barry Lyndon's playing down at the Royal. You want to check that out? It's only a four-hour movie. We got plenty of time. All right. No, I'll tell you what's playing at the Royal.

27:17 Mimi Rogers Door in the Floor.

27:19 Adam That's right.

27:19 Mimi Rogers A Door in the Floor is starring Jeff Bridges and Kim Basinger and Mimi Rogers.

27:23 Adam That's right. And let me tell you something about Bridges. Not only a wonderful ass, I mean, you know, rear end, not only a fine actor, that doesn't quite get his due. I don't believe.

27:35 Mimi Rogers That's why I say I am on a personal mission. It's I think a crime that he hasn't been given the Oscar.

27:41 Adam He gets respect.

27:43 Mimi Rogers Great respect.

27:44 Adam But he doesn't get mentioned in that breath. He's not that top.

27:48 Mimi Rogers You know, I don't want to sound too artsy fartsy, but I think the thing is he's so unassuming. He's so kind of egoless in a way. And he sort of disappears so far inside these characters that he plays that people mistakenly think it's easy.

28:04 Drew He's playing himself or something.

28:05 Mimi Rogers Or they don't get how deep and how complicated and how brilliant the work is because he makes it look too easy. And this time, this time it's gonna happen.

28:15 Adam Yeah.

28:16 Mimi Rogers It's my mission.

28:17 Adam All right.

28:17 Mimi Rogers Will you help me?

28:19 Adam I'm a huge fan ever since he wanted to come on the show five years ago and still hasn't been here. But he wants, yeah.

28:26 Mimi Rogers The great Lebowski, come on.

28:28 Adam Yeah, he's, he's, he just, he doesn't get, he doesn't get his due, that's all I'm saying. Carl?

28:35 Caller Yeah.

28:36 Adam You're 14?

28:37 Caller Yeah.

28:38 Adam What's up?

28:38 Caller Hey, it's great to talk to you. Really admire you a lot. And Drew, you're an excellent, excellent man. Admire the passion.

28:46 Adam Yeah, it's passionate, man.

28:48 Caller Every time I, I beat off, afterwards I feel really guilty and I want to throw away all my stuff that I use. Right.

28:56 Drew This is the Corolla syndrome. Yeah.

28:59 Mimi Rogers Shouldn't be feeling guilty.

29:01 Adam I make the proclamation never again.

29:04 Drew You stand up and raise your hand.

29:05 Adam Never again. Said that 22,000 times.

29:09 Mimi Rogers So, you're having to go through this guilt like.

29:13 Drew No, a week, a week, be fair.

29:15 Mimi Rogers He's 14, a day.

29:18 Adam Yeah. I know, what are you good for, once a day?

29:22 Mimi Rogers One or two.

29:22 Drew One or two.

29:23 Mimi Rogers See.

29:23 Adam One or two, all right.

29:25 Mimi Rogers There is no guilt, honey.

29:26 Adam Are you religious, is your family religious?

29:29 Caller Very little.

29:30 Adam Very little?

29:31 Drew Where's the guilt coming from?

29:32 Mimi Rogers I don't know, why are you feeling guilty?

29:33 Caller I don't know, I just feel like I just lose everything and I feel like I should get rid of it all.

29:38 Mimi Rogers Oh, you're porn, you mean?

29:40 Adam He's just blabbering on.

29:41 Mimi Rogers You're dirty magazines?

29:42 Adam He just wants to hear himself talk on the radio, he doesn't really care.

29:45 Drew I think there are a lot of young guys, though, that feel like they're doing something bad and feel sort of dirty or they did something wrong or they shouldn't have to do that. It has a high quality to it sometimes.

29:54 Adam Yeah.

29:55 Drew You get over that.

29:55 Adam I used to feel dirty.

29:56 Mimi Rogers You will get over it.

29:57 Adam Yeah. And then I invented a little something I called the belly bib and it didn't feel dirty anymore. Yeah. It's much better. It's used to be a bit gross. Oh Lordy.

30:07 Drew I thought it was the Zamboni.

30:08 Adam The belly Zamboni? I did invent that too. Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you, if you feel dirty, you do it in the shower. It really helps. But let me just tell you something. Put some of them non-skid daisies stuck onto the floor because they'll find you. I mean, because here's what will happen. Because I'm for sure this is how they're going to find me. They'll find me clutching the shower curtain, water still running, blood going down the drain like a Hitchcock film. What happened? He lost his footing at the point of accident. He clipped the soap dish on the way down, put a six-inch gash in the side of the head. He could have been there for months. We don't know. The water's kept his body fresh.

30:53 Mimi Rogers No autoerotic asphyxiation for you, baby. You're going down happy.

30:58 Drew He died the first time he tried that.

31:01 Adam My grandmother gave me a heads up on the autoerotic asphyxiation thing.

31:06 Mimi Rogers Your grandmother.

31:07 Drew How old was she at the time?

31:09 Adam I must have been 18. She was probably 76 or something.

31:15 Drew What did she say exactly?

31:16 Mimi Rogers What the heck did she say to you?

31:22 Adam She's like, I read an article in, by the way, whenever the grandmother starts with, I read an article in, it's time for you to just start running the other direction. It's screaming. They're making these amphetamines out of. I read an article in the New Yorker about or whatever the hell she was reading. The other good one my grandmother does is she clips out bad cartoons and then shows them to them and I have to act them use like it's a here's a picture. I clip this out of the New Yorker. I just got to tell you this because it drives me nuts. The New Yorker, it's a picture of a cat. He's on the therapist. He's on his analyst sofa and he's lying there and he's blaming yarn or something. Isn't this clever? And I'm always like, I'm thinking you can get out of here. Clever my ass. Go, go glue it to the refrigerator. She said, yeah, people die this way, honey. They strangle themselves.

32:21 Mimi Rogers She mentioned auto erotic is succeed. And as a warning to you not to do this?

32:28 Adam Yeah. Like look.

32:29 Mimi Rogers Preemptive warning?

32:30 Adam Yes. You're 17. Lord knows you're not getting any tail. I know you're going at yourself pretty hard.

32:38 Mimi Rogers Don't try this.

32:39 Drew You might be trying to up the ante in some way. In desperation. There's a lack of human contact driving you there.

32:45 Mimi Rogers Don't choke yourself.

32:45 Adam You got the big teeth. You got the brillo head. I know you're raised in a pretty low self-esteem environment. I know you're not pulling down any, not one ounce of tail. No trim whatsoever. I know you're compensating probably three, four times a day. You're probably looking to up the ante. Please, honey, do not put the belt around your neck.

33:03 Drew This is the same woman, circa 10 years later, she's now 85, leans across the dinner table and wants to know if Adam has heard of this one particular behavior.

33:13 Adam Rim chops. I want to know if I've heard of the rim chop.

33:16 Mimi Rogers Did she know what it was?

33:18 Adam Well, no, she did not.

33:20 Drew She had an idea, right?

33:22 Adam She had an idea. She had found out earlier that day.

33:26 Mimi Rogers What the rim was?

33:28 Drew Yeah. I'm not sure Adam had a heads up on that one, too, or was it just to see if you were engaging in that?

33:33 Adam She announced it at the table. She didn't lean over. She wanted to know.

33:38 Drew Does everybody know?

33:39 Adam Somebody had brought up a rim job to her earlier that day. She felt stupid for not knowing what it was. And you know when you don't know what something is, you're always curious if other, like, am I the only guy who's never heard of this? And I, my first impulse-

33:56 Mimi Rogers And you said, Grammy.

33:57 Adam Yeah, let me-

33:59 Mimi Rogers Grammy.

34:00 Adam Yeah, let me show you. Grandpa, over here. Take the teeth out. Smart. Yeah.

34:05 Drew You're probably taking the knife, putting it on everybody to dive onto it.

34:08 Adam Yeah. Oh, if I was Japanese, I would have killed myself years ago. Kill my-

34:12 Mimi Rogers Okay, my cheeks hurt.

34:13 Adam If I was, if I was, if I had just a one-tenth Japanese, I would have killed myself. My whole family would have killed themselves. Everyone would have fallen on swords years and years ago. Years, there would be no Corollas. We'd all be gone. So shameful. Just a spiral of shame in the family. The rim jobs and the auto erotic. You know, I, you know, I really think the problem with the auto erotic asphyxiation is the asphyxiation part is it's hard to pronounce. It's hard to do like a PSA on it and stuff. It's like don't strangle yourself and beat off. It sounds weird. But I just mean, Drew, we need a word that's-

34:47 Mimi Rogers We call it A-E-A.

34:49 Adam Yeah, when you say auto erotic, you can't-

34:52 Mimi Rogers A-E-A.

34:53 Adam To say auto erotic asphyxiation, you can't get one out-

34:56 Mimi Rogers Say it three times real quick.

34:57 Adam You can't get it out clean. That's my point.

34:59 Mimi Rogers Auto erotic asphyxiation.

35:01 Adam And it's like some product you can't pronounce, you don't buy it.

35:04 Mimi Rogers Well, that's probably why it never caught on big time.

35:08 Adam We need to get the word out. My grandmother needs to get the word out. As a matter of fact-

35:13 Drew She'd be the great casting.

35:13 Adam I'm going to tell her, Mom, Grandma, you need to hit the road. Start talking to colleges about this.

35:19 Drew Just put her in a casting role of a television commercial, PSA. You may not have heard of this. Lord knows I was surprised when I first heard about it.

35:28 Adam Yeah, that was great. She used to walk around in the nude, too. That was another classic.

35:34 Mimi Rogers No wonder you're on the radio.

35:36 Adam Yeah, you should not-

35:38 Drew Well, there's many, many more things.

35:39 Adam A boy of 12, you should not see a gray pub before your 30th birthday. You just shouldn't.

35:46 Mimi Rogers That just ain't right.

35:48 Adam You're telling me it's not right. It's not right.

35:50 Drew Go to calls. Break it down.

35:52 Adam All right, let's go. Let's focus now. Let's get back on track.

35:55 Mimi Rogers Door in the Floor.

35:56 Adam Door in the Floor.

35:56 Mimi Rogers Go see it.

35:57 Drew Mimi Rogers.

35:59 Adam Door in the Floor could be another rim job.

36:01 Drew Stop.

36:02 Adam It really could.

36:03 Mimi Rogers Do not associate my film with rim jobs. We may be naked. There are no rim jobs.

36:08 Caller That's right.

36:10 Drew You might disappoint some of our listeners.

36:11 Adam James?

36:13 Caller Yeah, hey.

36:14 Adam 16, what's up?

36:15 Caller How are you doing? Adam, you're awesome. And Drew, you're great, too. What's up? Both of my parents are alcoholics. And it's kind of a two-part question. About a year, two years ago, I developed an eating disorder. And about a year ago, I kind of, it kind of faded away. I got therapy for it. And I kind of, I don't know, it still lingers. But I was just wondering if I can ever totally be rid of that.

36:43 Adam What kind of eating disorder?

36:45 Caller Anorexia. And it kind of progressed into a little bulimia, but not a lot.

36:52 Drew Well, eating disorders do tend to be chronic. So it's not something that you necessarily can expect you'll never see again in your life. But people do improve and grow and outgrow. And it may be something that...

37:05 Adam Well, what about for guys, Drew? It's rare.

37:09 Mimi Rogers It's rare, but not unheard of.

37:12 Adam I know it exists.

37:13 Drew You could argue both ways. Some people would say, it has to be a very severe situation for it to manifest at all. Others could say, in males it doesn't take hold quite as intensely.

37:22 Mimi Rogers But it is a condition that you can control and maintain control of.

37:27 Drew The fundamental process, really, is one way to think of it, is that the trauma and the chaos of living in your alcoholic family system didn't give you what you needed to regulate your feelings. And so your brain reaches to whatever means it has to feel okay, to feel safe, to feel full, to feel relieved of the pain. And these eating behaviors are a way that you sort of look for that relief. If you get better, you get therapy, as you said, these behaviors, the symptoms can settle down and essentially go away.

37:55 Adam All right. And when you say, when he says anorexia, does it mean not?

38:00 Drew Not eating.

38:01 Mimi Rogers Are you eating now or are you eating healthily now?

38:04 Drew He said both.

38:06 Caller Yeah, I kind of, I don't know, I just grew out of it and I'm kind of better now.

38:11 Drew He said you had anorexia and bulimia, right?

38:13 Caller Yeah.

38:13 Mimi Rogers But you're not doing that anymore.

38:15 Caller No. I haven't for about a year.

38:17 Drew Adam insists you didn't say bulimia.

38:19 Mimi Rogers Yes, he did. Yes, he did. We heard it.

38:22 Drew We all heard it.

38:23 Mimi Rogers We heard it, Adam.

38:23 Adam He said he had an eating sore and he said he had anorexia.

38:26 Mimi Rogers And what was your other question?

38:27 Drew He said later a little bit of bulimia kicked in.

38:30 Adam Well, when he announced this disorder, he said anorexia.

38:32 Mimi Rogers He has another question.

38:33 Adam We'd rather argue amongst ourselves. We're not so interested in a call. Call it. It's like we're at a toll booth. Just keep throwing nickel and keep moving.

38:43 Drew But we need to be right. Yeah.

38:45 Adam Go ahead. What else?

38:46 Caller I was wondering what other issues my parents' disease could bring up in my life and any way to kind of...

38:54 Drew Well, a ton of things, James, obviously. Are you still in therapy?

38:57 Caller No, I stopped doing that when I got better.

39:00 Drew Well, you might want to get back a group process called Al-Anon or Alateen, in your case, can be very, very helpful in getting together with kids at your own age that have had the experience of living with alcoholic parents. Kind of share your feelings and experiences to help you grow through that, the 12-step process.

39:14 Mimi Rogers Are your parents getting any help?

39:16 Adam Yeah, I put them on hold.

39:17 Drew That's an important question.

39:18 Adam Yeah, what about your parents?

39:19 Mimi Rogers Are they getting any help?

39:21 Caller Well, my dad hasn't been an alcoholic. Well, he hasn't been drinking for most of my life, and my mom kind of had a relapse, but she's not in any help right now.

39:33 Drew The difference between not using and being in some form of recovery, is she actually involved in some growth process, or is she just not using?

39:41 Mimi Rogers Or is she back on the normal?

39:43 Caller She's not using right now.

39:44 Drew Not using, so.

39:46 Adam So, James, you help yourself.

39:48 Caller Alright.

39:49 Mimi Rogers Yeah, find Alateen. That's a good one.

39:51 Caller Alright, thank you, guys.

39:52 Adam Alright, and listen to some classical music and take a walk. I'm telling you, yeah, it wouldn't kill you.

39:57 Caller Really?

39:58 Drew Where in Massachusetts does he live?

39:59 Mimi Rogers Chopin, Nocturnes.

40:00 Drew Yeah, curious.

40:03 Adam Where do you live in Massachusetts?

40:05 Caller Springfield.

40:06 Drew That's where I went to college, right near there. That's where the basketball hall of fame is.

40:10 Caller Yeah.

40:10 Adam Really?

40:10 Drew Yeah.

40:11 Caller Brand new one.

40:12 Drew And they built a big giant basketball. That's what it looks like now.

40:15 Adam Well, what do you want to put, a hockey park?

40:16 Drew Well, it was before it just looked like a 1970s crappy sort of Soviet building.

40:21 Adam Yeah, the basketball hall of fame doesn't get its due. I mean, you got your Coopers town.

40:26 Mimi Rogers No, no, no. It's Jeff Bridges that doesn't get his due.

40:29 Adam Yeah, he doesn't get his due either. And I'll tell you, the door in the floor, that's where it all changes.

40:36 Mimi Rogers That's going to get his, yeah.

40:38 Adam That's his coming out party.

40:39 Mimi Rogers Yeah.

40:39 Adam That's his dead ball.

40:42 Drew I went to Amherst College, which is right near Springfield, and didn't set foot in the basketball hall of fame until I came back to show my kids the college. And then of course we went.

40:50 Mimi Rogers Was it great?

40:51 Adam And what does that have to do with Jeff Bridges?

40:53 Drew Just saying that Jeff Bridges is going to get his due, a door on the floor. Right.

40:57 Mimi Rogers Are we going to do it? Are we going to say it right now? Jeff Bridges, Oscar? Are we going to say it?

41:01 Adam I don't want to jinx it.

41:03 Drew You could curse him.

41:04 Adam If I curse him, he'll get it. It's like, here's, I always wonder about that, because I remember like this year, the Emmy nominations just came out. We've got to go to break in 30 seconds, I'll make it fast. I got passed over again. But the Emmy nominations came out. Kim Cottrell was nominated for Sex in the City. I think she's a train wreck of a woman. I'm sure she's got serious emotional problems. But here's the thing. They interviewed her like the year before and they're like, what do you think? What do you think your chances? And she's like, I don't want to talk about it, sweetie. I don't want to jinx it because she's one of those like heady actresses is all up in her whatever. Anyway, she didn't talk about it because she didn't want to jinx it, but she lost. So this year, Kim, you got to talk your little ass off about it. Because according to your retarded strategy, not talking about it is what screwed it up last time. So you should be blabbing about it this year. That's all I'm saying. That's nice. You don't want to jinx it. We'll take ourselves a little break. Mimi Rogers is here during the floor. Name of her latest joint. We'll take a quick break and we'll be right back after this.

42:11 Loveline will be right back. Loveline.

42:43 Adam Hey, everybody, Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. He's got a spell coming on. Yeah. He's been hit with something.

42:52 Mimi Rogers He's not feeling altogether well.

42:55 Adam It'll be fine. It's always funny when a doctor gets sick. It's always good. It's like when the fire chief's house burns down. Always funny.

43:02 Drew You never seem to get over it.

43:03 Adam Never over it. Always funny. Mimi Rogers here tonight. The Door In the Floor is the name of the new movie. It is out now in limited release. All the big important cities and then it's going to go into a wide release. Kim Basinger is in it. Also, Jeff Bridges, two fine, fine actors, and Drew has read the reviews on the movie. Glorious.

43:24 Caller This is spectacular.

43:26 Adam Yes. This is not the Long Beach Dispatch. No, no. No, we're talking. This is the LA Times, New York Times, both glorious reviews. Raves.

43:36 Mimi Rogers Siskel and Roper.

43:37 Adam Raves. Oh, yeah. That's right. That's right.

43:40 Mimi Rogers Rolling Stone.

43:41 Adam Huge.

43:41 Mimi Rogers Huge.

43:42 Adam Do yourself a favor. Hey, if you're a fan of quality, you go out and see this movie. Yes, and if you want to see us naked, and if you're a fan of Ariola's most important, you go out and see this movie.

43:52 Mimi Rogers That's right.

43:53 Adam And let me just we got to hop back to the phones here. There's only a quick, quick weather man, Jay, because as you know, I can't stand these sea suckers. I want to get the hell off the news and start expanding the sports, give them a little more time for sports or show pictures of missing kids. And by the way, I got this idea. Whereas you just show pictures of missing kids in place of stuff when you don't got stuff like like I open the newspaper sometimes I read a peanuts cartoon. It's like four or five boxes long. I get to the end and I want to strangle whoever did it. I know Schultz is in the grave, but it's like, OK, you just wasted my time. Yeah, this is it. And here's what it is. You didn't have anything today. You got nothing. Put some missing kids pictures in there. I was looking at the USA today. A week ago, they had a little snapshots box. It's like 4th of July. Fireworks injuries go up 61 percent. OK, you got nothing. You got put a missing kid there. You don't got anything. Let's just admit you got nothing for this issue and put the missing kid picture in there. That's what they should do with the weather because the five day forecast I heard on Sunday was going to be low 80s all week long and as we and tapering, tapering off, you know, Thursday starting to cool off as we head into the weekend. So, you know, it's going to be 84 on Monday, but we'll be down to 79, 80 come Friday, starting to tapering off.

45:13 Drew My automobile thermometer today read 111.

45:16 Adam 111. That's right. That was in Pasadena and heading up. Admit you're wrong, quit your job, and just start showing pictures of missing kids. That's all. You got nothing. You got nothing. You got nothing. And by the way, if you give the five-day forecast, then shut up for the rest of the week. Because isn't that it? Didn't you just shoot your wad? You told us what was going to go on, and you're never wrong. You, Sue Sayers, told us what is going to go on for the entire week. Do we need to see your posts on Thursday? You told us Monday what Thursday was going to be like. Shut up. Get out of the desk. Get busy. That's all I'm saying. I can't stand weathermen. I can't stand them in this city. If they were right, like half the time, or apologize, and weep while you apologize.

46:03 Drew Thank you for giving us.

46:04 Adam Thank you.

46:06 Drew Line five.

46:06 Adam Line five. Five day forecast. Tapering down. Hi Robin.

46:12 Drew We're tapering down here into a break, but what's going on?

46:15 Well, I just mainly have this really quick question. I have a friend that, he and I have been friends for about four or five years now, and my understanding is that his ex-wife had given him genital herpes. I've since divorced and we've kind of become a little bit more than friends. He's performed oral effects on me. And I'm just kind of wondering how much of a concern there is as far as contracting it.

46:45 Drew You mean getting it from his mouth?

46:47 Mimi Rogers Or from him in general.

46:48 Drew He doesn't have it in his mouth, does he?

46:50 Mimi Rogers Genital herpes would only be in the genital area.

46:53 Drew You're defining it as a genital location. You said genital herpes.

46:56 Adam Yeah, but what if he can get to his own junk?

46:59 Drew He's got it in his mouth.

47:02 Mimi Rogers Are you guys having intercourse as well?

47:05 Drew No.

47:06 And I think that's probably the reason why he won't have intercourse with me.

47:11 Mimi Rogers Well, he can always wear a condom, you know.

47:13 Drew It reduces the risk. And he could have it on his mouth, of course, because they may have passed it around, he and his wife. But if he has never had an outbreak in his mouth, there you go.

47:20 Adam All right. You're loving life, baby.

47:26 Drew No.

47:26 Adam Not really. Something's got to show up.

47:29 Drew He's either a guy or he ain't. He's either shedding virus. And many times you don't know when you're shedding virus. So you can take antiviral medicines every day that will decrease the risk of viral shedding and then wear a condom. That will really lower your risk quite a bit. All right.

47:40 Adam Don't freak out. He gave you the oral for the reason. That's the word genital, right? Right in the title. Mimi Rogers here. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

48:08 Caller This hour brought to you in part by Axe.

48:48 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Mimi Rogers here, the great Mimi Rogers, for one last glorious segment with us, Dr. Drew. How are you feeling, buddy?

49:02 Drew Weird.

49:02 Adam Feeling weird.

49:04 Mimi Rogers He's got numb lips now.

49:05 Drew Yeah, my lips sweat numb. It's weird. It's just a little thumb.

49:07 Adam Thumb's coming up?

49:10 Drew It's funny, huh?

49:11 Adam Well, keep an eye on yourself.

49:12 Mimi Rogers I often seem to have that effect on people.

49:14 Adam Yeah. You can make a man's lips go numb. Just by looking at him. Let me explain.

49:19 Drew I didn't want to bring that up, Adam, but you're embarrassing me here.

49:22 Adam Let me bring up the passion puzzle, because you guys may be the missing pieces for each other's passion puzzle. Drew is exquisitely passionate man. Mimi strikes me as a woman of great passion. Yes? I'm sure you're a passionate woman. What I mean is, when I say this about Drew, which is-

49:46 Mimi Rogers We are passionate people, Drew and I.

49:48 Adam Yes, you're very passionate. I'm not as passionate.

49:51 Drew Adam, engine barely runs, very turns over.

49:54 Mimi Rogers Okay.

49:54 Adam Right.

49:54 Mimi Rogers The hole is 44.

49:56 Adam I have passion about Drew's passion. That's about it. But Drew is a man of passion. And Drew is a guy, and here's what I mean. I can go to a strip club and spend 10 hours at a strip club, which I've actually done more than 10 hours. When you come out and you're hit with sunlight, that's a bad sign.

50:16 Drew And you walked in after dinner?

50:17 Adam Oh, the streetlights weren't on when I went in. Yeah. Oh, no, I hit the businessman's lunch. And yeah, OK. But the point is, Drew can't go to strip club because his passion, it's a river that runs so deep that he could not be exposed to all this without actually having to satiate himself. He would attack them and have to have them. He's like a wild beast. A beast would be.

50:47 Mimi Rogers I see.

50:48 Adam And that's passion.

50:49 Mimi Rogers That's passion.

50:50 Adam Now, most guys enjoy a woman, a woman, a scantily clad woman or naked woman. Like if you look at that door on the floor, for instance, you'll see Mimi Rogers and Kim Baser and even Jeff Bridges in the nude. Most people enjoy that. Drew may physically attack the screen.

51:07 Mimi Rogers Chew on the screen.

51:08 Drew I can chew right through it.

51:09 Adam Yeah. Let me tell you something. My football coach in high school once told me a story. What about what? I'll tell you what, I'll tell you how it's going to work in your passion. Okay. The team at the time was confused, but later on I got his meaning which was he said, he was trying to get us fired up for a game, and he said, you know what, a team went in to see some eskimos, and they're trying to teach these eskimos how better to hunt, and what not to do, and such and such with these seals. They shut the lights, and they turned a slideshow on, and on the slide was it like a big bull seal, and all the eskimos attacked the screen, and that's what I want you guys to be like. I didn't know what the hell the eskimos are doing.

51:57 Drew Very creative.

51:58 Adam Hey, Dilweed, we're out in North Hollywood. I don't even know what eskimo is now. I'm 17, I got half a boner. Can we just play the game? But the point is, Drew would be like one of the eskimos attacking the screen. He saw your naked form on the screen, he would attack it.

52:14 Drew But here's what makes Adam very angry though, so I tell him that I got everything I needed at home. I'm very happy with my wife. It's like my favorite.

52:23 Mimi Rogers He attacks his wife.

52:23 Drew Yes, passion outlet is there, and he doesn't need to attack any screens.

52:27 Mimi Rogers That's an, this is the new name for wife, passion outlet.

52:31 Drew Passion outlet.

52:33 Mimi Rogers I like it. You be my passion outlet.

52:38 Adam Yeah, my wife's more of a semen mall. But, you know, this is just nomenclature here. The point is is that the outlets, we go for volume. Drew's a really Costco size passion. The point is, I'm saying he's a passionate man. I'm guessing you're a woman of exquisite passion yourself. Yes?

53:08 Mimi Rogers Yeah, I'm there.

53:09 Adam You too probably could have given birth to a race of exquisitely passionate people.

53:14 Drew That's all I'm saying.

53:15 Adam Dangerously passionate would probably attack many an Eskimo.

53:21 Mimi Rogers Or a bull seal.

53:22 Adam Or a bull seal. All right, so now that we've cleared that up, me passionate, Drew passionate, me passionate about other people's passion.

53:30 Drew Have a good time.

53:31 Adam That's right.

53:32 Drew It takes all kinds.

53:33 Adam That's fine. Yeah. Jessica?

53:36 Yeah.

53:36 Adam You're 18?

53:37 Caller Yes.

53:38 Adam What's happening?

53:40 Caller I have like a cold sore in my mouth right now, so I think, and it's been there for like a week. And then today I noticed a rash like on my body, like my arms and legs and boobs and stuff. And I'm wondering if it's syphilis related, like if having the cold sore in your mouth or the canker, like, is that where it can show up when you have syphilis?

54:01 Drew It's a very interesting question because syphilis has been on the rise lately.

54:05 Adam Oh, really?

54:06 Drew And it does originally show up as something like a canker sore, but it's painless and it's usually pretty grody looking, pretty yucky looking.

54:15 Mimi Rogers Would it be inside your mouth?

54:17 Drew It can be. It's usually at the point of contact where you touch somebody else's syphilis.

54:20 Mimi Rogers Have you gone to a doctor?

54:23 Drew And then when the ulcer goes away, yeah, the ulcer goes away, you get a rash and it's a sort of a like a measly rash and it usually involves your palms.

54:34 Mimi Rogers Your palms? It would be on the palms of your hands. I would have your doctor check.

54:39 Drew Absolutely. It sounds like just a virus that you're getting and it could be related to herpes, but the rash doesn't certainly. It's just some sort of virus, I suspect. But it's an interesting question. I'm surprised you're able to, you know enough about syphilis.

54:49 Mimi Rogers And what made you think syphilis?

54:53 The rash.

54:54 Adam And also, you've been whoring around a little bit?

54:58 Drew No.

55:00 Caller I don't know. It's just like the one guy says he's never been with anyone else, but you know.

55:04 Drew What did you hear about syphilis?

55:07 Caller Health class. That's good.

55:09 Drew Here's a health class that's been effective in using the use.

55:11 Mimi Rogers But wouldn't you agree she should have a doctor check her?

55:14 Drew Of course. You said you had a fever too?

55:16 Caller I had a fever earlier today.

55:18 Drew Yeah, fever and a rash, you got to see a doctor. You live in Los Angeles, fever and a rash here is something we call rickettsial diseases. There are things that are relatives of Rocky Mountain spotted fever that are really common out here.

55:29 Mimi Rogers Measles?

55:29 Drew In Los Angeles.

55:31 Caller Really? Yeah.

55:32 Mimi Rogers But you should see a doctor, hon. Just have him check you out. I'm sure, I would bet dollars to doughnuts we're not talking about syphilis, but you definitely want to have a doctor check you out.

55:39 Drew It's like a murine typhus.

55:41 Adam Your son? Which one?

55:42 Drew Douglas. Which is a relative of Rocky Mountain spotted fever.

55:45 Adam Do you get from a tick?

55:47 Drew Probably a flea or tick, yeah.

55:48 Adam Really?

55:49 Drew We got the wild kingdom in our backyard.

55:51 Adam Yeah. Drew's got like bobcats back there.

55:54 Mimi Rogers Oh, he's passionate.

55:55 Adam Yeah.

55:55 Drew They're attracted to the passion.

55:56 Adam They smell his pheromones.

55:57 Mimi Rogers Yeah.

55:58 Adam He releases passionate pheromones and the cats are attracted to that. He's like Dr.Dew Little. He walks around, he's got like a raccoon on his head and squirrels on his shoulders. That's great. No, they know when you're scared, but most of all, they know when you're horny. They do. If a dog knows you're scared, he certainly knows when you're horny.

56:21 Mimi Rogers Do not take Dr. Drew to the zoo.

56:23 Adam Oh, no. They're going nuts.

56:24 Drew Yeah.

56:25 Adam No, it's like the movies.

56:27 Mimi Rogers Yeah.

56:27 Adam They go crazy. When the devil. When Damien would go with the devil or Beelzebub or something, all the wolves start screaming and it's like that.

56:37 Drew Yeah. Is it like that for you?

56:39 Adam Well, no, they all start licking their balls when they show up and then nap. That's how the animals ring. Those who can get to them, not all animals can get to their balls, Drew. Are you aware of that?

56:53 Drew Let's see.

56:54 Mimi Rogers Drew doesn't know about that.

56:55 Drew No, I didn't.

56:57 Adam Let's see if we could come up with a quick list of animals.

57:00 Drew They can't reach their nuts?

57:01 Adam Yeah.

57:01 Mimi Rogers Giraffe? Condors.

57:03 Caller Do you think a giraffe could reach?

57:04 Adam No, I've seen.

57:04 Drew Giraffe, condors.

57:05 Mimi Rogers Do you think a giraffe could? Do you think an elephant could?

57:07 Adam I've seen giraffes bend their necks.

57:09 Mimi Rogers Maybe with their trunk they could.

57:11 Drew I'm going to see it.

57:12 Mimi Rogers That's a half of them.

57:13 Adam No, that's going to count.

57:13 Mimi Rogers But I don't think a bull could.

57:15 Adam No, you're right.

57:17 Mimi Rogers Not very flexible. Yeah.

57:20 Adam Things in the bovine family.

57:21 Mimi Rogers Warthog. No, I don't think so. What about a hippo? See, I don't think so.

57:28 Drew No, a hippo is not too big.

57:29 Adam I don't think so. I'll tell you, this is my new game show. How about a duck-billed platypus? I don't know. Argument breaking up? Go to those balls. And then we actually do it. Now we find out. Now is when we find out. I guess we'd have to have a wrangler in there at some point. Forcing the animals. You're right. Cows and pigs. I don't think of pigs.

57:56 Mimi Rogers But a dog.

57:58 Drew Yeah, but dogs are lean animals. The big fat animals.

58:00 Mimi Rogers And they have flexible spines.

58:02 Adam Even a fat lab can get to its junk.

58:04 Drew Yeah, but the extra sweat.

58:06 Mimi Rogers Yeah, but have you seen a cat going at their own unit?

58:09 Adam They're going at it.

58:10 Mimi Rogers They're the best.

58:11 Adam They're like, that's why they don't need you or anyone else. They're going to work it out. Here's what I'm going to do. Here's what's on schedule for today. I'm going to eat. I'm going to go up myself for about four hours. I take a nap. I give you a little service. Then I'm going to go down on myself again, then I'm going to eat, then I'm going to give you the stink eye, then it's another nap. If you're lucky, maybe I'll vomit somewhere on linoleum instead on the rug. That'll bring us to Tuesday. That's the day. All right. Tomorrow, same thing. Maybe I'll break it up. Maybe I'll eat, vomit, then go down on myself, then nap.

58:45 Drew It gives us a special gift of peeing everywhere, too.

58:49 Adam Oh, yeah. I might be spraying a little bit. I might be doing a little mark and stuff. My friend had a cat that was so bad with the marking stuff that anything new that came into the apartment needed to be marked. The cat marked my Hot Rod magazine, a magazine, a public magazine. So you know what you have to do if you went to this guy's house, you had to keep your stuff in his refrigerator. If you were, you had to keep clothing in his refrigerator.

59:24 Drew Who was this? Who?

59:25 Mimi Rogers You have the most interesting life. You have more interesting things.

59:28 Adam Yes, my friend Todd. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm a snake.

59:32 Drew Oh, I was going to say, Todd, you wouldn't have lived to this ripe age of 40.

59:35 Adam Ultimately ended up on people's court, by the way, which you want to take a walk down memory lane, take a look at him, 1984, in people's court. But the point is, you have to put your stuff in the refrigerator, refrigerator full of Levi's. It was crazy. Oh, my God. Did it smell in that place? Matthew?

59:54 Yeah.

59:55 Adam You're 28?

59:56 Caller Yes.

59:57 Adam You got a question for Mimi?

59:59 Caller Yes.

59:59 Adam Here you go.

1:00:00 Mimi Rogers Hi.

1:00:01 Adam Hey, Mimi.

1:00:02 Mimi Rogers Hi, Matthew. I really appreciate that.

1:00:12 Caller And Adam, you're a genius.

1:00:14 Drew Thank you. Matthew is frightening me a little bit.

1:00:15 Adam Thank you.

1:00:17 Mimi Rogers I think Matthew likes us.

1:00:18 Caller Mimi, I was wondering, is there any Lost in Space 2 and it works?

1:00:26 Mimi Rogers Unfortunately, I have to say no, there is not.

1:00:30 Adam I didn't see Lost in Space 1.

1:00:31 Mimi Rogers Apparently, the first one didn't make enough billions of dollars to warrant making the second one.

1:00:38 Adam Hey, Matthew? That's your question for Mimi Rogers. Is Lost in Space 2 in the works?

1:00:46 Caller Well, I actually just wanted to talk to you. I wanted to see if you went down and saw the model that called the other day.

1:00:53 Drew Oh, that's right.

1:00:54 Adam Yes, he did.

1:00:55 Drew He did.

1:00:55 Adam I did.

1:00:56 Caller Was she really hot, like she said?

1:00:58 Adam No. Here's the thing. Okay. Here's the thing. Just in case. Let me just say something to all you yentas who work with my wife. And I mean, shut your fat traps. You lifeless whores. Go back to your own nightmare lives, would you? Leave and stop the reporting. I just want to say this. All you screwball broads and guys too with all that just thought you should know, like to twist the knife just a little bit. You know, your husband was on the air last night and I heard him talking about this and shut up.

1:01:34 Mimi Rogers She doesn't take any of that seriously, does she?

1:01:38 Adam Let me tell you.

1:01:38 Drew The way it gets reported.

1:01:39 Adam Once in a blue moon. Some, some.

1:01:43 Drew By the way, I'll be at that thing on Thursday night.

1:01:44 Mimi Rogers Some friend.

1:01:45 Adam Some friend from work and the next cubicle pops her head over and just just thought you should know kind of thing. You know, I just you people need to kill yourselves. I have no tolerance for you people. So everyone shut your, shut your puss back to the model and we can talk about the model chick called the show the other night. Kitty from Northridge called the show 18 years old, had herself a friend who was a stripper and said, said she was a high fashion model. I didn't believe her because she was living in Northridge and the high fashion epicenter. Yeah. Well, it's Milan and Northridge. Those are the two places you end up when you're high fashion. Yeah. It wasn't Versace shot in Northridge or where was that? It's all anyway. Canoga Park. Oh yeah. He was in Canoga Park. That's right. The point is, is she was living in Northridge. I didn't believe her. So, so she said she was a high fashion model. I said she was just high thinking she was a model. And so she said, I saw you yesterday, by the way. And I said, well, where'd you see me? And she said, I saw you at the Starbucks. And I said, after the writers meeting over on the Jimmy Kimmel show. Have you done the Jimmy Kimmel show yet?

1:03:00 Mimi Rogers No, I haven't.

1:03:01 Adam You should do. You should do it.

1:03:04 Mimi Rogers Can you take care of that?

1:03:05 Adam I'm going to drop your name over there tomorrow, sweetie.

1:03:08 Mimi Rogers Okay.

1:03:08 Adam And they'd be, I'm sure more than glad to have you. The point is, is after the writers meeting ends at one o'clock, I go get a cup of Joe over at Starbucks. And she said, well, I'll come down there. And I said, good, I'll check you out. And she did come down there and I did check her out with her friend and nothing wrong with her.

1:03:27 Mimi Rogers But not a high fashion.

1:03:28 Adam No, no, no. Look, and here's the thing, ladies. Just be here's the thing. A lot of chicks think because there's nothing wrong with them, they're hot. It's not a process of elimination. You know what I mean? It's like not fat. Don't have a hook nose. Must be hot. No, no. Doesn't work that way. You got to have a certain genus equa.

1:03:46 Drew It's got to be difficult for women though, the way guys behave around any young women.

1:03:53 Adam There was nothing wrong with her. She was cute and I'm sure plenty of guys who would like to get with her.

1:04:00 Drew Let it be known.

1:04:01 Mimi Rogers Therefore, she probably thinks she's hot.

1:04:04 Adam And is to a certain degree.

1:04:06 Mimi Rogers Not high fashion model.

1:04:08 Adam Not high fashion.

1:04:08 Mimi Rogers She's not going to Milan.

1:04:10 Adam Not going to Milan.

1:04:10 Drew Not for the overseas shunt of talent you complained about.

1:04:16 Adam And also, here's my...

1:04:19 Drew Well, maybe Mimi has...

1:04:20 Mimi Rogers Like dialysis shunt?

1:04:21 Drew No, he was complaining about women, the high fashion, all the women of our country going to other European countries.

1:04:26 Adam Why do we have to export all our talent? Do you know what I'm saying? Why do we got to take our hot 14 year olds from Kentucky and send them to Paris?

1:04:36 Mimi Rogers Send them to Milan?

1:04:37 Adam Yeah. Yeah, and doesn't Europe, isn't Europe brimming with beautiful women? What do they need our women? They don't even speak the language.

1:04:44 Mimi Rogers They like Americans. But what? They're special.

1:04:47 Adam Does the camera know the difference between some chick from a small town in Georgia and a small town in France? Do you know what I mean? I mean, they got Sweden, Norway, you got a lot of Scandinavian countries over there, got a lot of beautiful blondes.

1:05:04 Mimi Rogers They want our six foot teenage girls. They want them.

1:05:07 Adam I know. That's what I'm saying. You can't have them anymore, Frenchie. You get your own. We keep them here because we need them for breeding.

1:05:14 Mimi Rogers We grow them big here.

1:05:15 Adam We grow them big.

1:05:17 Drew Is that at the height issue?

1:05:18 Adam Yeah.

1:05:18 Drew It's all about height.

1:05:19 Mimi Rogers Well, yeah, you don't see a lot of five foot four inch.

1:05:22 Drew No, but I mean, we actually have taller teenagers over here.

1:05:26 Mimi Rogers We actually kind of do.

1:05:27 Drew Really? That's interesting.

1:05:29 Mimi Rogers Yeah.

1:05:29 Adam I think the range here. Yeah. But my point is, is we have taken years to cultivate these women.

1:05:36 Mimi Rogers These really tall men.

1:05:38 Adam And we need to keep them on American soil.

1:05:40 Drew I think you should run it up for government on that platform.

1:05:43 Adam Yeah.

1:05:43 Drew You'll win.

1:05:44 Adam No, we should no sooner give them our hot 14 year olds than we should give them military secrets. Do you know what I'm saying? This is a war. That's what I'm saying, Drew. We got to keep our hottie stateside. I'm going to have my men at every airport. I'm going to post them at every train station, every airport. When I'm in charge, they will not be able to leave.

1:06:04 Drew Then you will be profiling. You can't do that. You cannot profile.

1:06:06 Mimi Rogers I want Adam for president.

1:06:10 Adam Here's the thing. It's like I see some hot 14 year old blonde. Where are you going? First off, cavity search. My grandmother lives in Spain. She's very nice try, sweetie. Back to the farm and start humping. Start grabbing out some kids. Let's go. That's my plan. Wait till I'm in charge. And I'll tag them all too. I'll know where they are. Monitor.

1:06:44 Mimi Rogers No, they have those nice little chips now.

1:06:45 Adam I'll put chips in them.

1:06:46 Drew Oh, that's right.

1:06:47 Adam Yeah. They did.

1:06:48 Drew They did that.

1:06:50 Mimi Rogers You can chip your kid.

1:06:50 Drew Like caribou.

1:06:51 Adam They chip your kid. You can chip your pet. The Mexican attorney general.

1:06:55 Drew No.

1:06:56 Mimi Rogers Did you chip your kid? Oh, no, I didn't chip my kids.

1:06:59 Adam Attorney General of Mexico just had himself chipped.

1:07:02 Mimi Rogers Well, they all get kidnapped.

1:07:03 Adam Yeah, they all get kidnapped. Right. So that's great. They're going to find his arm somewhere now.

1:07:09 Mimi Rogers No, no, it's actually a pretty civilized business.

1:07:12 Adam The chip thing?

1:07:13 Mimi Rogers They know they're going to get kidnapped. It's a business. They don't hurt them. They have them for about two weeks. Just give them the money and then you get your person back. It's a business.

1:07:22 Adam Don't kid yourself. Right. And listen, we can't judge. All cultures are the same. It's a Mexico.

1:07:27 Drew It's like a Woody Allen film.

1:07:28 Adam It's not the people, it's the government.

1:07:30 Mimi Rogers It's a business.

1:07:32 Adam And by the way, you attorney general of Mexico, don't you got to, I mean, I would just be, I would be running in a serpentine just in my own house, like from the kitchen to the bathroom, I would be serpentine, you know what I mean?

1:07:49 Drew I would be rolling and diving.

1:07:50 Adam Shoulder rolls into the living room, snapping up behind the sofa and diving over to get the TV remote. Oh my God. Could you, could you, I, I, you know, these people, we're all over the, we're all over the map tonight, but these politicians, these politicians who are like, you know, in these banana republics or they're, they're over, they're over in Panama or something. And the last eight guys, their successors were all snuffed out with car bombs and stuff. And they're standing up and they're like, well, I'm not scared of you people. It's like, oh my God, could you imagine it?

1:08:22 Mimi Rogers Yes, you are.

1:08:22 Adam The drive home every day. But what, I mean, what way on these guys?

1:08:27 Mimi Rogers They're very passionate.

1:08:28 Adam They're passionate.

1:08:29 Mimi Rogers Courageous, passionate people.

1:08:31 Adam Passionate men. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. All right. Huge wave of us. So, all right, let's get back to the phones.

1:08:41 Caller Yes. Yeah.

1:08:42 Adam You know, wave of us, it's eggs, you know? I like that. I like that they call these eggs. But it's ironic that the women have eggs.

1:08:49 Caller Yeah.

1:08:50 What do they call them?

1:08:51 Drew They call them wave of us and the women, too?

1:08:53 Mimi Rogers No te cuesta un huevo.

1:08:55 Adam I don't.

1:08:55 Mimi Rogers It's a Spanish saying. It doesn't cost you one ball.

1:08:58 Adam Does it? But how? But women, what do they call the ovaries? What do they call the eggs that are released?

1:09:04 Drew Wave of us.

1:09:06 Mimi Rogers Wave of us.

1:09:06 Drew But there's got to be something for the ovaries.

1:09:09 Adam It's weird that they both have the same junk over there.

1:09:12 Mimi Rogers Do you realize that the ovaries are basically the testicles just way up inside you?

1:09:17 Adam Really?

1:09:17 Mimi Rogers You know, you could go either way.

1:09:19 Drew More so, we all start as women.

1:09:20 Mimi Rogers We all do start as women and then something freaky happens and all sorts of things sprout off of you guys.

1:09:26 Drew Yeah, that's why chromosome changes everything.

1:09:30 Mimi Rogers Don't forget that you started out as a woman.

1:09:32 Adam No, and I'm going to finish this one. That's my thing. I'm not yet. I'm not going to squeeze the trigger yet, but I will finish this one. I'm going to start as one.

1:09:39 Mimi Rogers I think we should start something for the ovaries. Call them our Cheerios or something.

1:09:44 Adam Yes. You're 22?

1:09:47 Caller Yes.

1:09:47 Adam What's up?

1:09:49 Caller I've been with my fiance for four years, and this last past two, one and a half years, two years, she kind of lost her sex drive, and just wondering why that would be.

1:10:01 Drew Now, you're 22. You've been with her since you were 18. She's 20?

1:10:05 Caller Yeah.

1:10:06 Drew You've been with her since you were 16. Since she was 16, and she lost her sex drive at 18.

1:10:12 Caller Yeah, about that.

1:10:13 Drew Has anything happened? Is she on medication? Is there something medical going on?

1:10:18 Caller We have two kids, and...

1:10:21 Mimi Rogers That'll do it.

1:10:22 Caller After the second kid is when it happened. When she went on birth control, and then it just totally gone.

1:10:31 Mimi Rogers Is she very tired?

1:10:32 Caller No.

1:10:34 Adam She's not tired.

1:10:34 Mimi Rogers With the two kids, she's not tired?

1:10:36 Drew Would she not be tired at 20 with two kids? I would have...

1:10:39 Mimi Rogers I'd be exhausted.

1:10:40 Caller Well, I work at night time, and she works during the day. So I'm with the kids during the day, and then she has it at night. We both have our breaks.

1:10:47 Mimi Rogers So when do you guys see each other?

1:10:54 Drew There's probably a whole series, Mike, a lot of issues here. One is the biological changes of childbirth very often shut women down, particularly for the first year after a delivery. When you've had two, there can be a depression that can trigger that. There can also be just the plain biology of pregnancy. You said she was on the birth control pill. Some pills do shut a woman down. There's the stress of having two children at the age of 20. People are depleted by that, particularly women. And then you don't have a relationship. And women have to be nurtured and there has to be a connection for them to feel sexual. So there's all these things stacked up against you.

1:11:27 Adam What do you, Mike, and Mike, you sound tired and you sound depressed.

1:11:32 Caller Yeah. Well, I'm not. I just got off of work. I worked till one o'clock. So I work from three to one and you're in bed.

1:11:42 Adam What do you, what do you do?

1:11:44 Caller I'm a mechanic, a decent mechanic. Uh-huh.

1:11:47 Adam You work for the city or something?

1:11:49 Caller No, I work for an independent company.

1:11:52 Adam All right. You got such a decent gig.

1:11:55 Caller Yeah, pretty good.

1:11:56 Drew What does she tell you? Do you ask her why her desire is down?

1:11:59 Caller Yeah, she's, it's not like she don't want to. We've, we've, we've sat down and talked about it, talked about going to the doctors and, you know, see, see what's going on. Cause there, cause there's also times we'll be having sex and it's just like she just dries up and then there's nothing left and...

1:12:15 Mimi Rogers There may be something hormonal going on here. She should really have her gynecologist sort of run a bunch of tests.

1:12:20 Drew That's the first place to start.

1:12:22 Mimi Rogers Cause this does sound like a hormone imbalance. Especially if you're, if you're talking about drying up.

1:12:26 Drew Very common after...

1:12:27 Mimi Rogers Especially that young.

1:12:29 Drew Is she on the birth control shot?

1:12:31 Caller No. She's on the pill.

1:12:32 Drew Which pill?

1:12:33 Caller See, what I was thinking, she's 20 years old, she should be wanting to have sex every day.

1:12:38 Drew Which pill? You got two kids there, Mike.

1:12:42 Mimi Rogers It's which pill, the pill could be having an effect. But this is something her gynecologist really needs to work up.

1:12:48 Adam And Mike, you can't treat her like the motor in a school bus either. Like, I gotta get to the bottom of this. We ain't firing on number three cylinder. I mean, you'll freak her out. You can't do that. You can't like, I gotta get you fixed so I can hump you. You gotta back off just a little bit and start spreading some rose petals around and light a candle or something.

1:13:10 Drew Yeah, spend some time on the relationship.

1:13:11 Adam You have to pretend like you don't want to have sex so that you can have sex with them.

1:13:15 Mimi Rogers You want to talk.

1:13:16 Adam That's right. All right. Speaking of talking, we gotta take a break. And Mimi Rogers was kind enough to stay a good long segment after she planned on leaving at the top of the hour. I forced her, really through charm, to stay one more break.

1:13:33 Drew And we have to ask all of our listeners to please go see this movie. We have compensating.

1:13:38 Mimi Rogers Please, please, for yourself. It is a remarkable experience.

1:13:41 Adam Yeah, don't do it for Mimi. Don't do it for Drew.

1:13:42 Drew Do it for yourself.

1:13:43 Adam Do it for yourself.

1:13:44 Drew I plan to do it for myself.

1:13:45 Adam Me too.

1:13:46 Drew I'll do it for you, Adam. I'll do it for you.

1:13:47 Adam I'm going to do myself a favor and see this movie.

1:13:49 Mimi Rogers The door in the floor.

1:13:50 Adam Yes, but I got to say, if the arc lights out of the caramel corn, I'm going over the countertop. I'm going to kill somebody over there because I will freak on your ass if you guys do not have my caramel corn ready for me. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:14:05 Caller This is your radio. The summer's never been hotter. The Olympics begin August 13th on the networks of NBC.

1:14:45 Adam Hey, buddy, it's Loveline. Adam, that's Dr. Drew over there. Mimi Rogers left the building, a delight.

1:14:57 Drew Truly.

1:14:58 Adam Am I boring you, Drew?

1:15:00 Drew No, she's gone, yeah.

1:15:04 Adam She did the TV show some years ago, although I must have forgot about that because I think I introduced myself to her. Showed up. How many times have I effed up that way, Drew?

1:15:13 Drew Oh, I can't count that high.

1:15:15 Adam How many times have I introduced myself to someone who's been a guest on our show before?

1:15:19 Drew Conservatively.

1:15:20 Adam Yeah, conservative.

1:15:21 Drew I guess on radio and or TV.

1:15:23 Adam Yes.

1:15:23 Drew 250 times.

1:15:24 Adam I know. It's great. How many times to a person who's been on the radio show and the television show, or one or both of them more than once?

1:15:34 Drew 50 times.

1:15:36 Adam Jeanine Garofalo had been on the radio show, the TV show, and I think we dated for a while in the 90s. I introduced myself to her the 26th time.

1:15:47 Drew It was like the fourth time.

1:15:48 Adam Yeah. At that point, I just decided to replace Nice to Meet You with How You Doing.

1:15:55 Drew Good to see you.

1:15:55 Adam Good to see you. Looking good. A little positive affirmation. Looking good. Let me tell you something, there's nothing wrong with that. No. I go into the gym, the guy calls me champ. I like it. Feel good about it. Hey, champ. Nothing wrong with that. We do a little more with that.

1:16:15 Drew Yeah. But don't think people don't know what you're up to.

1:16:17 Adam It ain't ass kissing. I don't mind it.

1:16:19 Drew Yeah. They know you don't remember them.

1:16:21 Adam I know.

1:16:21 Drew That's what you're up to.

1:16:23 Adam They know.

1:16:24 Drew But it feels good.

1:16:25 Adam Feels good. Hey, looking good, champ. Hey, dude. Hey, champ. Dude, looking good.

1:16:32 Drew Good to see you.

1:16:33 Adam Good to see you. Matt? Yeah. Hey, champ. What's happening? How are you doing, dude? Looking good. Looking good, Matt.

1:16:41 Thanks.

1:16:42 Adam Fifteen. What's going on?

1:16:44 I got Florida, Germany for you.

1:16:46 Adam It's Germany or Florida, isn't it?

1:16:48 Drew I don't know what he means when he says Florida.

1:16:50 Adam It doesn't register. All right.

1:16:53 All right.

1:16:53 Adam It's time to play Germany or Florida.

1:16:59 Drew Andy Dick.

1:17:00 Adam That is Andy. Is that Andy Dick? I know we decided it's Andy Dick, but it doesn't sound like him.

1:17:07 Drew Chris, did you sign up for your classes?

1:17:14 Adam Okay. Don't we go on junior college.

1:17:16 You guys ready?

1:17:17 Adam Go ahead.

1:17:18 All right. A man hired a dominatrix to have an affair with, and while having sex, the hotel room next door caught on fire and the dominatrix ran out, leaving the man tied to the bed where he burned to death. Germany or Florida.

1:17:31 Drew Germany.

1:17:31 Adam It sounds German. It sounds German.

1:17:34 Drew Because he just told us.

1:17:37 Adam Germany. We're going with Germany. Yeah. That's bad times. Yeah. Yeah.

1:17:43 Oh, yeah. Very bad times.

1:17:45 Drew Thank you for confirming that.

1:17:46 Adam Thanks, man. Thanks for playing Germany or Florida. The last thing that came out of his mouth while the bed was on fire was probably his safe word.

1:17:55 Caller Yeah.

1:17:56 Adam Ironically. Yes.

1:17:57 Drew A lot of good that did.

1:18:00 Adam Yeah. Farfuk Nugent was probably like his safe word because when you have the dominatrix thing, you got to have a word that's like uncle. I don't know why stop it. I don't know why you just can't really just yell to person like, Hey, Kayab. Why can't you just yell them serious, knock it off?

1:18:18 Drew Because that screws it.

1:18:19 Adam It's not funny.

1:18:20 Drew They want to hear some of that.

1:18:21 Adam Right. So you come up with your own safe word while the person is beating the crap out of you. Until you hear hippopotamus, it's game on. So that way you can be like, Oh, no, it hurts. Oh, stop. Stop. It hurts. But until they yell hippopotamus, it's fine. In a way, it stops the confusion because you whack them and they'd be, Oh, it hurts. Oh, sorry, sweetie.

1:18:43 Drew Oh, no, no. I've never been seen witness this or been involved with it, but you know how people are. Be like, Really? Is it really hippopotamus? Really? How about just a little more? I'm sure the negotiation begins immediately. As soon as hippopotamus is over.

1:18:58 Adam Come on, it's not hippopotamus time. I beat the crap out of you a lot longer and a lot harder than this before the H-word kept flying out.

1:19:06 Drew I'm ready now.

1:19:07 Adam So take back the hippopotamus?

1:19:09 Drew Take it back. I'm ready. I don't know. Hippopotamus. Right? Isn't that how it would go?

1:19:15 Adam I just, the guy's wearing like a, you know, leather hood. She's wearing the nine inch stiletto heels. And let me explain. Let me tell you something with me. I can barely, barely remember the alarm code on my house. My safe word, I'd be getting this whip cracked on my ass. The safe word I would have long since forgotten.

1:19:41 Drew Here's the thing, you've got no engine going, so this seems foreign and bizarre to you. I can't be bothered with this ass, so it's foreign to me. It's the people in the middle there that must make sense.

1:19:53 Adam Here's the thing, yes. I barely have a heartbeat, so I'm not into getting kicked around sexually. Drew would look at this as so much styrofoam packing peanuts before he actually got to. That's the parcel, you understand? Let's get to it. I don't need all this styrofoam, all the packing, all the frill, the bubble wrap. Get it out of the way. I got to open this box. That's true.

1:20:30 Drew Adam looks at the box and goes, you wouldn't even, you look at the styrofoam pack and go, I'd probably fall asleep on it.

1:20:40 Adam That's the whole thing, the whole dominatrix thing. It's too much work. Plus, start laughing, about 10 minutes into it, you couldn't keep it with a straight face, calling your old lady mistress something. She's come up with some sort of crazy mistress name.

1:20:58 Drew Adam, you're just not a creative person. See what I'm talking about?

1:21:03 Caller Mm-hmm.

1:21:05 Adam Kristen?

1:21:06 Caller Yeah.

1:21:07 Caller You're 15?

1:21:08 Caller Yeah.

1:21:09 Drew How long have you been on hold?

1:21:10 Adam 119 minutes.

1:21:13 Caller I've been on hold for like two hours.

1:21:17 Adam Well, that's kind of an exaggeration, sweet pea, because you've only, since when is 119 minutes and 43 seconds, two hours. You see, you're full 17 seconds away from making that claim, sweetie. You understand? Yeah. And that's 17 seconds. That's a lifetime. All right. Hold on. I'd like to put you on hold just so you could actually make it to two hours. Where are we on the clock here, Drew? 48, 49, 50. We're 119 minutes and 55 seconds. 56. I'm going to try to hit her. What line is she on?

1:22:02 Drew Five.

1:22:03 Adam Right. All right. 120. Straight up.

1:22:06 Drew Yep. Got it.

1:22:07 Adam Exactly two hours you've been on hold.

1:22:10 Drew No longer lying or exaggerating.

1:22:11 Adam That's right. To the second. All right. What's happened, baby doll? Well, if I had a nickel for every 15-year-old that needed an answer to this question.

1:22:26 Drew Two hours for that, too. Whenever something is stimulating the sympathetic nervous system, it's a part that sort of increases your heart rate and your blood pressure, the stimulating part of your autonomic nervous system that tends to go against sexual performance. Mm-hmm.

1:22:41 Adam And did Kristen drop out? Are we still having this phone problem?

1:22:45 Drew We're having the phone problem. You're 15. What's the deal?

1:22:51 Adam What do you got going there?

1:22:52 Well, I mean, like, I'm always ready to go or whatever, you know, if it's like both of us coked out or whatever, but it's just there, you know, like, it's happened to me twice with two different guys.

1:23:03 Drew Two different guys, both you and they are coked out, you're 15. I think things aren't going quite the way they should in your life.

1:23:12 Adam I know.

1:23:12 Drew Yeah, Kristen.

1:23:13 Adam Where's what's going on with your family?

1:23:16 Not much.

1:23:18 Drew Do you have a family?

1:23:20 Well, my mom and dad, like, never got married. But like, like we just moved out from my stepdad's house and they're going to get divorced sometimes.

1:23:31 Adam All right. Well, let me let me impart a little wisdom before we hang up, especially since you've been on hold for two hours.

1:23:38 Drew It's been abusive.

1:23:41 Adam Here's the thing, Kristen, you're 15. You sound like you're in your late 30s and coming off a tour in Vietnam or Iraq. Yeah. And the future does not look bright for young Kristen. And here's the thing. Here's the thing. This is all if I can get any message across tonight, beside a whole bunch of stuff I got about traffic and weathermen and stuff like that and a few high school football stories, if I can get any message across tonight, I can see what's coming. And it's looking grim. And it's not looking good. And it will be upon you quickly. And there is the ability to change. But if you just sort of, here's the whole thing. You're like in a barrel that's on a river that's heading for Niagara Falls. If you just sort of sit back, you're going over the falls soon. You got to start paddling the other direction. You got to start working at something. And you can laugh all you want. You can screw around. You can do whatever. Check back with us. 12 months. No, check back with us. Call us when you're 19. Let's see how you're doing. Couple of kids, abusive husband, in and out of the joint, incarcerated, maybe one of the kids taken away from you, child custody, protective services, all that stuff. I'm just saying I can hear it in your voice. I can hear where you're going. And it's a bad place. And what you need to do is you need to stop doing the drugs. You need to not get pregnant. You need to focus on whatever you got going. Are you going to school at all?

1:25:29 Caller Yeah.

1:25:30 Adam Yes?

1:25:32 Caller Yeah, I make pretty good grades.

1:25:33 Drew Yeah, focus on that.

1:25:34 Adam Please focus on that.

1:25:36 Drew Get out of that family.

1:25:38 Adam I know your family are all horrible losers. Please do not be one of them.

1:25:44 Caller Well, I mean, it's not like I do coke a lot.

1:25:46 Adam I've done it maybe two or three times. You know what huge losers your family is? Right? They're losers.

1:25:55 Caller My mom's in there. She makes like $40 an hour.

1:25:58 Adam Oh, really?

1:25:59 Caller Yeah.

1:26:00 Adam Yeah. But she's been hooked on some pain meds and had a couple of bad marriages. OK. Here's all I'm saying. Stop doing the coke. You're 15, for Christ's sake, and quit screwing.

1:26:16 Drew Yeah. Just relax. Just forget about the guys a little bit. Focus on school. Stop the drugs. Yeah. You're going. You really forget. Don't defend what you're doing. It's just a matter of fact you're going down a bad path. That's the fact.

1:26:31 Adam Do it as you please. I can hear her voice. She sounds like burnt out white trash at 15. I know that voice. That's that raspy. I know that voice. I see that you're going to have two kids, and you're going to be picking at yourself in a few years. Yeah, 19. Yeah, just picking. Bone-skinny, sun-blasted, just picking at yourself and chain-smoking.

1:26:53 Drew Just going to move to Vegas or Florida. Yeah.

1:26:57 Adam You're going to... No, you might be going to Nevada, not Vegas. That...

1:27:02 Drew Winamucca.

1:27:03 Adam Yeah, Winamucca. Take a little break. We'll be right back.

1:27:14 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191. Love Line will be right back.

1:27:17 Drew Hey Adam. You know how guys have trouble with confidence and going out and dating and meeting girls? We have a solution.

1:27:51 Adam I'm Adam, and that's Dr. Drew. Great Mimi Rogers has left the building.

1:27:58 Drew So I told you.

1:28:00 Adam What?

1:28:02 Drew What?

1:28:04 Adam I was having a laugh because I was telling, during the break, I usually just tell Drew what losers my parents were. When I was growing up, and I didn't have any money, and I was miserable, and felt trapped, well, while I'm urinating, he's heard all the stories a thousand times, but my dad's a heavy guy. My dad, he's not into anything material. He just, all he wants to do is take walks, and read books, and meditate, and stuff, because he's not into anything material. But he did call me the other day, and tell me that on the new car I got to lease him, he's looking at the luxury package. He wants the Xenon headlights and the seat warmer.

1:28:48 Drew How does that work?

1:28:50 Adam How does it work? Here's how it works. I pay another 86.50 a month, I think we'll get him the luxury package.

1:28:58 Drew How do these people live with themselves?

1:29:00 Adam Easily, you get a free car. You think you'd make it okay with a free car?

1:29:07 Drew Yeah, but I wouldn't announce that I'm not interested in any of the material aspects of living and then demand them.

1:29:15 Adam He doesn't demand them, but there's nothing wrong with heated seats. When you're backing up, it's got the dee-dee-dee-dee-dee as you get closer to the objects, you know what I mean? And the Xenon headlights.

1:29:27 Drew It's nice to look at that for you.

1:29:30 Adam Yeah, it's great. Yeah, it's great. My dad, by the way, it's like, you know what I mean? Like my dad's like, listen, tell Stepmom to get on the Internet, find the car, you know, go to the website, find whatever, and then tell me and then I'll tell her.

1:29:47 Drew Yeah, and?

1:29:48 Adam There you go.

1:29:49 Drew There you go.

1:29:50 Adam It's time to get a new ride.

1:29:51 Caller What are you going to do?

1:29:54 Adam I'm going to get the luxury package. Daniel, yeah, well, the Dalai Lama would want the luxury. If Gandhi was around, don't you think he'd want the luxury package?

1:30:04 Drew What about Gandhi? Dalai Lama would go for that stuff.

1:30:06 Adam Yeah, like, who the hell wants to sit on Nogahide when you can sit on Connolly Leather? Yeah. Daniel?

1:30:13 Drew She must be asleep.

1:30:17 Adam Seventy-one minutes?

1:30:18 Drew Sleeping or gone? What do you think?

1:30:20 Adam I'm not hearing anything. I'm hearing dead, now I'm hearing something.

1:30:26 Drew She's sleeping.

1:30:27 Adam She is sleeping.

1:30:28 Drew Yeah. Yeah, there she is. It's a nice 15-year-old, a thin 15-year-old girl's breathing.

1:30:36 Adam Yeah, wispy. I bet she's high.

1:30:40 Drew Yeah, she's calling from- It's so clear.

1:30:42 Adam She's calling from Illinois. She's been on hold for an hour and 11 minutes. And it's 3 a.m. over there?

1:30:53 Drew Close to that.

1:30:53 Adam 2 a.m.? What is it, 2 hours?

1:30:55 Drew 2 hours, you're right. 2.

1:30:59 Adam Should we move on to Ally? Because she's not novelty snoring.

1:31:02 Drew No, it's kind of angelic snoring.

1:31:05 Adam Let me ask a rhetorical question here, Drew. How many other performers, I consider myself an entertainer-

1:31:13 Drew That's your first mistake.

1:31:15 Adam Yeah, how many other entertainers actually experienced our audience sleeping on a fairly regular basis?

1:31:22 Drew Oh, it's a rare privilege.

1:31:24 Adam Whether it's a plate spinner-

1:31:26 Drew No, I think you're right. I think it's a rare privilege. You seem to indulge in, over indulge in perhaps.

1:31:31 Adam How many other guys who host national shows have folks consistently sleeping on the other line? And what does that say about the host?

1:31:41 Drew Well, it says maybe you might be assessing yourself more in a more positive light if you didn't even call yourself an entertainer.

1:31:50 Adam Is it-

1:31:51 Drew Then you would be disturbed by it.

1:31:53 Adam Here's a hypothetical. Can you call yourself an entertainer whose audience falls asleep on them?

1:32:00 Drew Routinely.

1:32:01 Adam Routinely. Yeah.

1:32:03 Drew Yeah.

1:32:03 Adam I don't think you can use the word entertainer.

1:32:05 Drew That must be another word.

1:32:06 Adam And if it is entertainer, not entertainer, or evidently not entertaining enough for Danielle of Illinois. Let's move forward. I bet this person's awake. Max?

1:32:19 Drew Yep.

1:32:19 Adam You're 27?

1:32:21 Drew Yeah.

1:32:21 Adam Look at you, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

1:32:24 Drew What's up?

1:32:25 Caller It's early, man.

1:32:26 Adam What's happening, champ?

1:32:28 Caller Just hanging out, you know, doing my thing.

1:32:33 Drew That's it?

1:32:36 Caller Sorry about that.

1:32:38 Caller My problem is that my wife thinks that since I masturbate to pornography that it's diminishing our sex life.

1:32:47 Adam How often do you do it?

1:32:49 Caller Probably like one to three times a week.

1:32:53 Drew And is it cutting down on your sex drive?

1:32:55 Adam Hold on.

1:32:56 Caller No, not at all.

1:32:57 Drew 25 times a week.

1:32:57 Adam 25 times a week. All right, and are you being intimate with her as much as she would like you to be?

1:33:04 Caller Yeah, I mean, I try as much as possible. I mean, personally, I feel that it's on her and that...

1:33:11 Adam You got enough.

1:33:12 Drew Is there a problem with her being jealous of all this? Not feeling sort of... feeling somehow she's not good enough, that business?

1:33:20 Caller I don't think so because when we do have sex, it's wonderful. But she hasn't expressed to me that she's jealous of it. She just says, you know, I've looked on the Internet and et cetera, and I've found this information that, you know, if you masturbate to porn, then, you know, you're not going to want to make love to your wife.

1:33:37 Drew She is a bogus call, if that's literally what you're claiming.

1:33:40 Adam No. Okay, look, here's the thing. It depends. The women that have a problem with it are usually...

1:33:50 Drew Insecure.

1:33:50 Adam Insecure. It's usually something that happened in the past, and that doesn't mean overt abuse. And here's the thing.

1:33:57 Drew Exploitation.

1:33:58 Adam It's a level of degree. No wife is going to welcome copious amounts of pornography into the home with open arms. If you're lucky, you get someone who sort of looks the other way, or lets you have, you got your thing, I got my thing, no problem. It's degrees. Degrees. The ones that really, the ones that cry and look at it as cheating are ones that are really whacked out and effed up and had some trauma. And he's, one doesn't seem that bad. So she's a little saner.

1:34:37 Drew Just don't forget it.

1:34:39 Adam That's his thing. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:34:42 Caller All right, guys, bottom line.

1:34:44 Caller Here's the deal.

1:34:44 Caller Looking to hook up.

1:34:45 Caller Sick of wasting time with the wrong person.

1:34:48 Caller One call is all you need to make.

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1:35:31 Adam Thank Well, that's it, everybody. That's the week. Good week. Holy Christ. Well, if I could end the week, that just melts away. I want to thank PhoneScreener Brian for doing a wonderful job. The new and improved PhoneScreener Brian. I want to thank Ken for filling in for Anderson all week long. So he missed-

1:35:54 Drew The F word a couple of times.

1:35:55 Adam Jeremy Piven yell F face yesterday. Other than that, he's done a wonderful job and God bless him. I want to thank producer Ann for booking big names like Mimi Rogers and Jeremy Piven and of course. Junior Producer Lauren for also doing a fantastic job. And speaking of Junior, Junior College, Chris over here.

1:36:28 Drew We'll be discussing his schedule.

1:36:31 Adam That's right. Just another 17 years and you get right out of that. Right on your way to a three. Did they have a three-year college you could go to in between the Junior and the four-year shouldn't there be a three-year? All right. We'll take a little break. Until next time, this Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

1:36:51 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment. Yeah.

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