Episode 1000631172758

0:11 Adam Hey, buddy, it's Love Line. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Diction Medicine Specialist.

0:21 Drew This has got to be a recording. Thank you, guys, for playing that recording of Adam's Voice, because there's no way that Adam could be in the studio tonight.

0:28 Adam Feeling good.

0:28 Drew We'll be back soon after surgery. Are you just totally hopped up on opiates or what?

0:33 Adam Had a couple of Vicodins, I'm not going to lie to you.

0:35 Drew All right, so that's helping.

0:36 Adam Had a nice big day of work, got up at the crack of F, and got busy.

0:42 Drew Set the stage here. I visited Adam last night.

0:44 Adam I drugged him, I mean, I had about 13 Vicodin, bottle of red wine, a little Ambien last night. I mean, I was just a medicine.

0:56 Drew Well, let's set the stage. Adam had a hernia operation yesterday, at 3 in the afternoon. I went and visited him in the hospital, saw him before, which he was greeting. He was being greeted by a friend of mine who is an anesthesiologist, a Jamaican fellow.

1:09 Adam Yes.

1:10 Drew You embarrassed me and him successfully.

1:16 Adam He was Drew's neighbor. He said he was an anesthesiologist. He came in to visit with me. I had to give him my heavyweight speech, you know, which turning out to be quite true. Don't go light, Doc. Go heavy. You're going to err. Err on the side of heavy, you know. I like a bartender who has a heavy hand. I like a heavy-handed anesthesiologist. I said, look, worse for me to wake up in the middle of it than to die on the table. Yes. Go sick. So that was number one. And then number two, he's like, he started kidding me, he's a Jamaican guy. I didn't know what he was.

1:55 Drew I think he's from the Midwest, somewhere in the island kind of thing.

1:57 Adam Yeah, he's an island man. He's a dark-skinned man. And he said, yeah, you know, Drew and I used to be neighbors until he decided, he sort of jokingly said, you know, too good for us and moved into a big house down the hill. And I said, well, I probably shouldn't be saying anything, but it's because you're black.

2:22 Drew And he, I happened to arrive just as he came storming out of the room, grabbed me and he says, he says, you move because they're black people living in the neighborhood. So I go in there, at which point the door is thrown open, Adam is peeing.

2:33 Adam Trying to pee.

2:34 Drew And goes, well, this is kind of embarrassing, but I didn't actually say it because they're black people. I said, you didn't like how the neighborhood was going.

2:41 Adam Yeah, it was going in a bad direction. They didn't need his type, I think I said, in there. And that's why he packed up and got out of the neighborhood. I wasn't sure. He mentioned that his wife was not a black woman, but I said, that doesn't balance it out. He's looking for blonde people. Maybe this is just, you know, I may be a little doped up here.

3:07 Drew This is Dr. Cattigan, the premier anesthesiologist at the hospital I work at.

3:09 Adam I may be running at the mouth a little bit, but that's what Drew told me. Don't tell him I said anything.

3:14 Drew So then I saw Adam afterwards and he was pasty white. Didn't remember having seen me before and I thought, okay, now here we go. This is where this starts. He'll have the same experience. I have where he can't get off his ass for three days, can't, physically can't do it.

3:27 Adam It's just possible. Drew had the same procedure I had about a year ago. Was it one year ago?

3:34 Drew A year and a month, you're in two months.

3:36 Adam Oh, cried like a stuck pig school girl.

3:39 Drew Oh my God, it was awful. No, I got to work two days after my operation, but I had to have somebody bring me in and it felt like hell. I could barely sit in my car. And Adam's was 28 hours ago.

3:51 Adam Now listen, I worked all day today on the house. I was on a ladder for six hours today.

3:57 Drew That is bizarre.

3:59 Adam I got up at 8.30, I went to my house and I hung curtain rods for six and a half hours. I felt fine this morning.

4:05 Drew That is the difference between a heavyweight and a human. That's not human.

4:09 Adam Oh look, let me tell you, I had about 13 Vicodin, a bottle of red wine and an ambient last night. I woke up at 8.30 this morning and it was a rock. I don't know. I actually have my most productive days after surgery.

4:25 Drew I think you get manic, you get bipolar.

4:27 Adam I get manic, maybe.

4:30 Drew But then still, even if I were manic, I couldn't do it. I don't care.

4:34 Adam No, I know.

4:35 Drew I'd be in bed manic.

4:36 Adam No, you know, I know my wife was telling me to take it easy and each time she does that, I would go down. No, I would do this, she would go like, you got to take it easy and I'd go, oh, okay. I'd start throwing shadow bombs, start punching in the air, no, no, no, stop that.

4:53 Drew You'll rip something. Yeah. By the way, Dr. Marcel, who I hope you'll see soon, after I had this exact procedure, I had like a month later, he goes, yeah, you got, well, we'll see in a year if this holds. We'll see. Oh, really? Talk about naysaying.

5:08 Adam But Drew, no one could be worse than you. You were explaining to me how it's going to be in bed, driving in pain, excruciating pain. I really could have come in last night, I could have. I had my surgery late in the afternoon.

5:23 Drew We're not talking a small surgery here. There's a lot of tissue.

5:26 Adam It felt like nothing to me. I had my surgery later in the day.

5:30 Drew Chris, look at this. Look at his wounds. Look at this.

5:33 Adam My wounds.

5:34 Drew These are wounds. Chris, get your mic there. You can describe what you're seeing here. Yeah, see? Oh, wow. See?

5:41 Caller It's all stitched up and stuff.

5:43 Drew Yeah, yeah. It's good times.

5:45 Adam Here's the thing. I had my stuff late in the day. I mean, I didn't get out of the hospital until almost 7 in the evening, about 6.30. I think I got home about 7.

5:54 Drew I saw you about 4.30. I thought you were getting going.

5:56 Adam I was trying to get going, but whatever the reason is, I had to make my whiz. But the point is, I got home at 7 o'clock last night. If I'd had the thing at 8 in the morning or 10 in the morning, I could have easily come into work last night. I could have come into work last night anyway. I was just, you know, doped up and said, screw it. But no, I fell fine. Who knows, maybe I'm going to have some sort of relapse or something like that. I don't have any pain. I feel great. I'm ready to rock.

6:27 Drew I'm going to take some calls.

6:28 Adam All right, let's go. Let's get a hand in now. Let's break it down.

6:31 Drew You've been breaking it down.

6:32 Adam Yeah, I've been breaking it down. Now, I'll tell you, the surgery I had a week and a half earlier for my head sweat, much more than this. Really? Oh, yeah. Painful. Tough. And by the way, that's another thing. I had, you know, you have to have that conversation over and over again because we go to the hospital, they're like, This will hurt. What? Oh, you got that one. But no, I mean, any other recent surgeries? Yeah. Well, what, which one? Hyperhidrosis. Excuse me? So I got sweaty, sweat head. What's that? It's a thing where my head sweats, yes, it's a weird surgery that no one even really knows about.

7:16 Drew Sympathetic blockade.

7:17 Adam Sympathetic blockade, I should have called it something else. It was confusing and it feels a little, it feels, it's a weird surgery. It's sort of like puss meets weirdo meets sort of hypochondriac.

7:35 Drew It meets an aesthetic procedure.

7:38 Adam Yeah, yeah, yeah, it feels like plastic surgery. It's like you're telling somebody you had a tummy tuck or a brow lift or something. It's like you didn't, you didn't really need to have it though, did you? It's weird how people's, you know, people's sympathy level goes depending on how necessary the surgery was. If they deem your surgery unnecessary, it doesn't really matter what it was. If they deem it unnecessary, you get zero sympathy, because it would be made fun of. They get a couple of probes shoved in your chest. It was much more than what I had yesterday, and I got zero sympathy from anybody. They're like, oh, all right, Mr. Vanity. Kelly?

8:19 Yes.

8:19 Adam You're 25?

8:21 Caller Yes.

8:22 Adam What's up?

8:25 Caller I want to know your guys' opinions. Do you believe that homosexuals are born or they're created?

8:33 Drew Hang on a second. Did you listen to the whole experience of that question?

8:37 Adam Yes.

8:39 Drew Did you get...

8:42 Adam No, I didn't.

8:42 Drew I got a ton of affect from that.

8:44 Adam I didn't. I got a lot of... I didn't even know.

8:46 Drew You don't hear anything. I'm blocked. Here's the deal. Yes, they are both. They are... There's clearly some sort of biological predisposition, just like for really every behavioral aspect of the human being. It's the experienced environment and the genetic interaction with that experienced environment. And then the environment can have a more or less profound impact that can result in these kinds of phenomena like sexual orientation issues.

9:10 Caller Because with me, I'm bisexual. I have... But I have a completely sexual interest in women. Like, I'm married to a man, but I could... I enjoy having sex with women, but I could never see myself in a relationship with women, and I never...

9:26 Drew Well, Kelly, Kelly, this kind of confusion at the age of 25 usually means an environmental problem, some sort of sexual abuse in childhood, and I'd bet same-age sexual abuse by a girl age six to eight has that effect.

9:41 Caller I've never been sexually molested, ever.

9:43 Drew You didn't goof around with somebody your own age when you were about six to eight years of age? What?

9:50 Caller Yeah, with my cousin, I mean, it wasn't...

9:53 Drew Kelly, how did I magically know that?

9:55 Adam It says it right there on the screen.

9:57 Drew No, it doesn't, though, does it?

9:58 Adam No.

9:59 Drew The fact is that that's the kind of environmental hit that results in the behavior that you're manifesting.

10:05 Adam Mm-hmm.

10:06 Drew I can't hear from you.

10:07 Caller Okay, um, the other part of my question is, I've heard a lot about people having...

10:15 Drew Can I have a little credit for picking the age and the problem?

10:19 Adam Yes, you can.

10:20 Drew Thank you.

10:20 Adam Not from me. Not from Chris.

10:22 Drew But can you express some outrage that Kelly didn't give me a couple of...

10:25 Adam I can, but here's why I'm going to go at you with this one, because...

10:29 Drew How did I know that?

10:31 Adam Well, I'll tell you how you knew it. There's not, and it depends what the degree of the contact was. There's not many kids, and you don't believe me on this, but there are not many kids who didn't have some sort of thing that you could twist into sexual contact. It depends what we're talking about here.

10:54 Drew I agree with you.

10:54 Adam Most kids between the age of five and like ten will tell you there was some hanky-panky with some neighbor something that involved some ding-a-ling touching or something like that.

11:08 Drew Yes, I'm talking about sexually directed behavior that go beyond the exploration of the body.

11:13 Adam I understand that. The only reason I'm never as impressed with you as you are with you is because A, you're you, and B, you will twist this into being that.

11:25 Drew Okay, I'll answer the question. All right.

11:28 Adam Was it Kelly?

11:30 Caller There was not any sexual, I mean, we used to pretend we were on soap operas and we pretend we were kissing and show each other our breasts. My other part of my question is, I have a pre-conflict with my husband and I had him in a previous relationship and for four years, they never caused problems, but I've read a lot about it and I've heard a lot about it that, oh my God, it can ruin your marriage, it can ruin this, it can ruin that. And as long as there's not emotion involved, do you really believe that it can ruin a relationship in some way?

12:02 Drew Always. What happened in the relationship that you're not with the guy anymore?

12:05 Caller It had nothing to do with that. It had, I mean, it was, we just fought and it happened, I mean, it was before that and, you know, we fought all the time and he was abusive, but it had nothing to do with sex in any way, shape or form with any other women.

12:22 Adam But look, here's the thing, here's what we do on this show. People try to pass things off to us as acceptable behavior, normal behavior, and it is to a certain point, like, you know, you playing a little doctor with your cousin when you're nine, fine. You being violated with a light bulb, not fine. You getting ear piercing, fine. You getting a hood piercing, not fine. It's a sort of matter of degree. And when we hear about couples that are, like, swinging or engaging in threesome activity and stuff like that, it doesn't work out.

12:59 Drew It means something. It means a symptom of something.

13:01 Adam That's right. And what you do is you spend your whole life trying to make it okay. Meanwhile, all you do is look in your rearview mirror and see a bunch of failed relationships and kids that hate you. You see what I'm saying? So, you can spend all your energy trying to find people that are sympathetic and tell you it's okay and say that guys like me and Drew are uptight and we don't understand and we're just a man. Listen, I'm an atheist. I don't care about anything.

13:29 Drew It's just that I wish it did work. It would be wonderful if this kind of behavior was a good thing for the human being.

13:34 Adam Yes.

13:34 Drew No, it's a symptom of something that is not working badly.

13:37 Adam All you idiots who get in a relationship and then announce your buy means you're not in a relationship. Right.

13:42 Drew It means you can't handle a relationship, you can't handle intimacy. You gotta have arousal. She's an addict, she's a bipolar here.

13:50 Adam Speaking of arousal, I was reading the newspaper right before I won under last night. I was lying on the gurney, and people walked in explaining to me why I should be more nervous. Why don't they just post a sign, you should be scared assless on the thing instead of having people come in and try to talk you into feeling nervous. And then exalting the benefits of saltines. I was reading the newspaper, and I was reading the metro section or something, and Mayor Hahn out here in Los Angeles has vowed to clean up the intersections. I was reading, and almost started to spin out of control, I almost needed to be tranquilized with a dart. He was explaining that on Venice, which is our main street, he's got plans. He's going to put an arrow in it, La Brea. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's got to get the town moving, he's got to get the town moving, but safety, that's really what he was going to do. I was starting, my head, smoke was starting to pour from my ears, my nightgown was going to burst into flames. Yes, another arrow, good job, hon, that's right, get those arrows going, you jackass. All right, I was going nuts and I was thinking, I hope Drew gets in here because I've got to show him this thing and then I got all doped up and forgot all about it, but yeah, safety, that's job one. Got to get the, and I like this too, it's like, we got to get the town moving, we got to get the town moving, and by the way, what is it with these retarded politicians and those sort of, you know, they coin these, oh they don't even coin them, it's just all this lip service, like people need to get where they're going to, oh hold on, let me skim, where's my scratch pad? People need to get where they're going to, it's these platitudes, you know, LA needs to get moving. People need to get where they're going to, but they need to get there safely. Oh, hold on, Mayor, slow down, all these pearls, all these genius, my goodness, you're wasting your time running a city, you should be running a country. You're saying people need to get where they're going to, but they shouldn't be on fire when they get there, oh my, this is incredible revelation. You're like Nostradamus, what do you have, some sort of crystal ball? Oh, years, I bet people are calling you a heretic now, but years from now, you'll be like Joan of Arc. Well, you'll go down in the history books. People need to get where they're going to, but they need, oh, you shut up, you pussy. Stop putting so many goddamn arrows in this city. How about little Moc Schnell? How about we get it going? Jesus Christ. All right, where were we?

16:49 Drew Mike, 25.

16:50 Adam Fired up. Mike? Yes. Hold on, had to have the nurse come in and do the gown, you know, with the ass thing.

16:59 Drew You were peeing with your ass hanging out the middle of the hole there.

17:01 Adam Ass hanging out, had to have the nurse come in and do that, tie things, really. How about this? Let me ask you this, with the gown, because I did 20 minutes on the hospital gown last week. Hospital gown ties up in the back, has not a string, not like a shoelace, but sort of that rope tie. That's a ribbon. It's a ribbon, it's about six inches long. Houdini couldn't tie that thing into a proper bow nor undo it once it's tied. Nor undo it. A full-length mirror. Houdini with a full-length mirror and an assistant couldn't get that thing tied behind you. There's no way to tie the bow behind your thing. It's the ass that's hanging out. How about this? You know when you have like a smock or like a apron.

17:45 Drew Comes around the front.

17:46 Adam The string is a foot and a half long, you whip it around the front, you tie it where you can get to it.

17:50 Drew That's what I'm talking about.

17:51 Adam How about that?

17:52 Drew Genius.

17:52 Adam Would that be, would adding-

17:54 Drew Why don't you call Mayor Hahn to the hospital?

17:56 Adam Adding a foot of yarn to the back of the goddamn rope to be the greatest, would be the greatest breakthrough in medicine in the last 150 years. Yeah, how about you just whip it around and tie it in front like an apron? Nope, you're, yeah. And by the way, are you supposed to tie it?

18:15 Drew It's part of the mystery of that rope.

18:17 Adam It is the mystery. It's like, here, put your robe on. Well, put it on. I mean like, if they were pants, like if hospitals invented pants, they would button in the back and have no fly.

18:27 Drew Yes.

18:28 Adam And you'd just be walking around with your hand pinching the thing together and your ass cracking out. You want me to tie this or don't you want me to tie it? What are we doing here? You've got four and a half inches of pressed cloth that I'm supposed to try to get my hands behind. Well, yeah, how about just let me whip it around, tie it in front like a human being? Really, they ought to really come out with other apparel. They ought to come out with shoes where the heel is on the toe and on top. They come out with pants with no zipper that button up in the back. Oh, actually, no button. No button. Just a little piece of yarn in the back. They have a shirt with no buttons and they go along the side. What else could they come up with? Glasses with no frames? What else? Jesus Christ. Drew, how about an extra foot and a half of goddamn yarn on there so I could tie the thing around front like an apron?

19:19 Drew Perfect.

19:20 Adam Isn't that a decent idea?

19:21 Drew Yeah, it's a genius, I tell you.

19:22 Adam All right, and then they could untie it when they... Do they want to see ass?

19:28 Drew Evidently, because they get to see a lot. Yours, though, might have changed the tie.

19:34 Adam I think I may have turned the tie. It's probably memo up today. But I'm just saying, these nurses...

19:39 Drew They're around the water cooler this morning. Quite a talk.

19:41 Adam These nurses must see 7,000 lineal feet of ass crack every year. Just enough to stretch a two-lane highway of ass crack from here to New York of ass crack. I mean, it's just got to be nonstop old guy ass crack.

20:02 Drew Yeah.

20:04 Adam Okay. They're dying for ass?

20:06 Drew All right, Drew, get in there and do something. Mike, 25.

20:10 Hey, how are you doing, guys? First, I have a question. I want to finish out with a statement about last night's show, but I don't want to say the statement first, so you guys get a biased opinion of how to answer my question. Sound good? Okay, basically, I found out what's...

20:24 Drew Wait, last night's show, he's calling from Chicago.

20:27 Oh, with estrogen and about girls. Okay, so, Adam, you weren't there, but now you can sit on your throne and listen. I have a question about phone sex and as a tool for enduring what's missing from a long distance relationship that will hopefully end up in a long-term relationship. And basically, I fell in love with a girl from Germany in Milan while I was studying there. And we were together for maybe, what was a month, and then we had to go apart and as a way to deal with it, just like the physical neglect or, I don't know, withdrawal that you can have with a person. We've been having phone sex and just, and I don't know, and I think actually a segue from that last caller, you know, is a way to deal with my fantasies. I'm 25 years wise and I'm kind of like growing out of the face that yes, I can have open relationships and things like that.

21:26 Adam All right, hold on, hold on with the commentary. Listen, did you have sex with her? Multiple times when you're with her in Milan?

21:35 Caller Yeah, definitely. And actually I want to tell you, like the first time we had sex it started out as a fantasy like role playing.

21:42 Adam All right, when's she coming back from Germany?

21:45 Drew Right, when are you gonna actually see her again?

21:47 Caller Basically she's got the plane ticket book for September because when she finished school their schedule was off a little bit but she didn't get a job at BMW so she's gonna apply come now in July.

21:57 Caller So this year?

21:59 Drew I mean this, I mean right now. Yeah, Mike, is that?

22:04 Adam She had a plane ticket book for September. September, she was flying Braniff actually. She got bumped up the coat. She went from coach to business.

22:13 Drew First it was a weekend because he had to have seven days advance in the weekend to stay across the Saturday.

22:18 Adam Her father's a frequent flyer. She used some of his mileage to get the business class bumped up. All right, Mike, when is she coming out here, goofball?

22:28 Caller She's coming out here in September but she's planning on changing her flight earlier. She's coming out for a month. She finishes the semester and then she's moving here.

22:37 Drew Did you understand what he said? I have no idea what he just said.

22:39 Adam Is she coming out in July or is she coming out in September?

22:43 Caller I don't, I, she bought a plane ticket for September.

22:47 Adam Yes.

22:47 Caller Two October, okay? But a job didn't go through with BMW Social. The ticket to come earlier in summer.

22:55 Adam So she's coming in July.

22:56 Caller It's all in, it broke out perfectly, yes.

22:59 Drew Why aren't you angrier?

23:03 Adam I got Vicodin in me, I don't care. So what do you want?

23:06 Caller I just want to know, do you think that, okay, there's this fantasy about people who have an alt-reality, says, yes, we get three sums or we can have fantasies. And do you think that phone sec, you know, creativity and get some of those, you know, some of those manly kind of like ego.

23:23 Drew Mike, here's the deal, Mike, you are spinning like a top. You have no, you're 25, but you seem to understand your sort of emotional and interpersonal life. Circa 16 year old, maybe 15. I don't know if this is your first relationship or what, but I imagine it is.

23:42 Adam Mike's a nerd. Mike hasn't had a lot of relationships.

23:46 Drew But you really, you stop thinking so damn much. Here's the bottom line. She's coming out here. You guys really like each other? Wanna keep it going? Fine. If you're not gonna be spending a lot of time together, meaning at least six months out of the next 12, this will never work.

23:59 Adam This will never work.

23:59 Drew This will never work. You can't, your ages can't get it going across 6,000 miles in that kind of time.

24:05 Adam Mike's all up in his head.

24:06 Drew Oh my God, but he doesn't understand anything. He's trying to reason it out as though he were reasoning about the front-end building.

24:10 Adam If she comes out in July, start the relationship in July. If she comes out in September, if the BMW job doesn't go through, see her in September.

24:18 Drew If phone sex helps you sustain, feel intimate, fine, that's great.

24:22 Adam All right, let's take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Hey, buddy, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. I'll tell you, I've had a week off of a Kimmel show this week, and it just, it doesn't feel like a week. Tomorrow's Friday.

24:57 Drew Yeah, and there was plus the holiday and for Monday, too.

25:00 Adam I worked, yeah, I worked, I did the Kimmel show on Friday night, so it felt like I was working Friday night, and of course we work Sunday. And then it was... We were off Sunday, but I just mean it turns into a six-day week. Right, right, right. Yeah, then the 4th of July, and then, you know, Monday was... I had the week off, and then yesterday I had to go do this... or day before I had to do this, like, prep for the surgery, and I had to do the sort of prep... The surgery was kind of lost. It's like it's Friday already. It was like lost week. But good times. All right, where the... Where the hell were we there, Drew? Speak to Alicia. That's it. Phone number 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1. I don't know who's coming up next week because there's nothing up there on the board. Alicia?

25:49 Yeah.

25:50 Adam You're 25?

25:52 Caller Yep.

25:52 Adam What's up?

25:54 Well, I have a problem.

25:55 I've been involved with this guy for the last eight months.

26:01 We work together every day.

26:02 We've known each other for about five years. We are both involved. I left my relationship about a year ago. I have a three-year-old daughter. Since the day I met this guy, I felt like I was in love with him. I left it alone because we were both involved with other people. At this point, he's still involved. After I left my relationship of four years, he let me know how he feels.

26:33 Drew Do you have asthma or something?

26:37 I was premature when I was born.

26:39 Drew Wow, you have pulmonary hypoplasia or something?

26:43 I had the pulmonary valve by my neck close when I was born, so I had to have surgery at a week old.

26:52 Drew You have still some kind of obstructive lung disease too.

26:56 They told me my airways are small. I also smoke, so that doesn't help.

27:02 Drew No kidding.

27:03 Adam That's a deal breaker, by the way, the obstructed airway, because I'm a BJ guy. I don't need someone like...

27:12 Drew Well, I know you shouldn't have septal nasal obstructions.

27:14 Adam How does it do for BJs? Do I have to hear you gasping for air down there the whole time?

27:24 Drew So what is your question?

27:27 Adam By the way, women make that proclamation all the time.

27:31 Drew No complaints.

27:34 Adam What guy is really raising a stink about getting a BJ?

27:38 Drew How dare you?

27:39 Adam Oh, the humanity. When is this going to be over with? I'd rather get my wisdom.

27:45 Drew I want my money back. You build this to something totally different. How dare you?

27:49 Adam When you said BJ, my mind went to a beautiful sexual experience. This is like some bad timeshare.

27:59 Drew I want to talk to the manager. Where's the manager? What's your name?

28:03 Adam Sweetie, let me see your badge. What's that say? I'm going to get him on the horn. Okay. So, no complaints. You got a three-year-old. You're out of a relationship. He's still in a relationship. Right.

28:20 Drew What's the question?

28:22 So, my question is, he tells me how he feels about me, and I truly believe the guy.

28:33 Drew Yeah.

28:34 Caller What?

28:34 Drew People's words are cheap. Action tell you much more about how they're actually feeling.

28:40 And that's how I feel at this point.

28:42 Drew Well, he's still involved, so his actions are telling you something very clear.

28:46 Adam You guys have been fooling around for how long?

28:49 Well, we haven't exactly been fooling around. I mean, things have happened within the last five months, but...

28:57 Adam Well, what do you mean, things have happened?

29:05 Here and there when there's time, you know.

29:07 Drew How is that not fooling around?

29:10 Well, okay, so he gets out when he can, when he can and whatever, but...

29:17 Drew Once again, people have to distort and deny and make their own...

29:21 Adam Why does everyone give me a hard time? So you guys have been fooling around? Well, I wouldn't call it fooling around. He gets out when he can and things happen. What do you think I'm talking about? What did I say? It's all semantics. It's like, I called it fooling around.

29:40 Drew It means she's spinning yarns. It means she's spinning a tail.

29:43 Adam Hey, Alicia, you got a three-year-old. I bet you find a nice guy who can be a father to that three-year-old instead of a screwball philanderer.

29:53 Okay, well, he wants to be involved in my life. He says he feels he's stuck and he doesn't know where he stands.

29:59 Drew Why is he stuck? Why can't he leave his girlfriend? It's not his wife, it's his girlfriend.

30:03 Right, right. And it's not so easy nowadays to just...

30:07 What are you talking about?

30:09 Drew Alicia, what are you talking about?

30:11 Adam Now, 300 years ago, it was no problem.

30:14 I have a three-year-old and it's hard for me to pay my rent in an apartment with her, being able to try and support two of us by myself.

30:22 Drew Right.

30:23 So, it's not so easy for someone who is splitting rent with someone to just pick up and go make...

30:32 Drew He's living with his girlfriend.

30:34 Right.

30:36 Drew Oh, Alicia, what are you...

30:37 Adam What are you doing? Come on, just find a regular guy, would you? What's wrong with you?

30:44 Okay, yeah, I understand that I'm not in the best situation, but like I said, when I met this guy, I felt I wasn't in love with him.

30:50 Drew Well, that's great, but it's not the right guy.

30:52 Adam That was some years ago, and he's not moving.

30:55 Drew He's not made a move. He's still where he is, and he ain't going anywhere.

30:59 Adam Let's go. Let's go now. You got a three-year-old. Come on, mommy. Let's just set an example. About me and Drew, get on caves. Let's go. You're screwing up now. You got a three-year-old. Let's focus.

31:11 It's like I screwed up with her father, you know?

31:14 Adam Yeah, all right. You're a screw-up, so stop it.

31:17 It's like this is not my plan.

31:20 Adam All right, all right. Listen, everybody, what's wrong with everybody?

31:23 Drew Everyone's in their head today. Everyone's going to tell us how it's supposed to be or how they want it to be or how it is in their point of view.

31:29 Adam Three years. What do you want to give it? Eight years? What's long enough for you? He's been with someone for three years. By the way, he's not a great guy. He's living with a chick. He's screwing around with you on the side. You're a mother now. Start acting like a mom. No relationship is better than a bad relationship. Just find some guy who can be present, who can be a potential father for your child and settle into something. What are you talking about? Rent and what?

31:58 Drew She's making excuses for why he can't extract himself from his current relationship. Again, just look at what is, ladies and gentlemen, just what is, not what ought to be, what you think it is, what, blah, blah, blah, blah. What is? Just say it over yourself. Describe the circumstance. I'm involved with a guy who cheated on his girlfriend with me, has not made a move to move out with her or to end that relationship at all with tons of excuses as to why he can't. Yep, there you go.

32:28 Adam I got a nice call from my dad today.

32:31 Drew You hear you talking on the radio? Oh, no.

32:34 Adam Oh, okay.

32:35 Drew Or should we told them about it?

32:36 Adam Listen, I have a look, hey dad, you're a pussy. You're a huge pussy. I can call my dad a pussy 750,000 times on the radio. My dad's never heard me on the radio.

32:45 Drew And what happened he called?

32:46 Adam I said, how'd the hernia surgery go? Just calling to check up on that. And I got to turn the infinity in. The lease is up on Friday. So you were talking about getting the Jag. So I did about 10 minutes on the Jag. Yeah.

33:06 Drew What'd you say?

33:06 Adam I got to get those wheels. He just left a message. My dad will, you know, here's the thing. Here's the thing about my dad.

33:15 Drew Go on the Prius.

33:16 Adam I can speak with impunity here because he's never heard the show a day in his life. My dad will sit down and lecture you for hours on end of why we need to not be attached to this sort of earthly belongings, the earthly belongings, which is meaningless possessions, the meaningless possessions, the empty possessions. Sure, you know, your bank account is full, but your soul is empty. I got to lease him a car. He wants a nice car, though. That's the whole thing. It's like, yeah, I'd like that kind of life, too, where I just sat around and talked about how it was really about spirituality. But I want to live in a nice house. I want to drive a nice car, so I got to get someone to pay for it. You know what I'm saying?

34:03 Drew Yeah, it's like it's a kind of a version of anarchy.

34:05 Adam Yeah, he's right. In theory, none of us should be attached to any earthly possessions. Fine, take the bus, old man. Oh, don't want to take the bus. Interesting. You want a nice, oh, you want air conditioning? You want a moon roof? You want reclining seats? Interesting, cruise control. Interesting, but nothing attached. You understand the cars, wheels, attached to the earth. They turn on the earth. Yeah, no, no, man. I'm not going to spend my time. I'm not going to dance for the man. I'm going to read. I'm going to read. You know, I got books. I got... I got Kierkegaard. I got Freud. I got Nietzsche. I'll read them all. Uh oh, I don't have a car. Yeah. How about you get me a car and I'll stay home and talk about how this doesn't mean anything to me. Yes. There you go. That's it. Charles?

35:00 Caller Yes.

35:01 Adam Fifteen?

35:02 Caller Yes.

35:03 Adam What's up?

35:04 Caller Um, my sister keeps having sex with her car boyfriend and she's already had an abortion twice.

35:15 Adam How do you know?

35:17 Caller I'm trying to figure out how...

35:18 Adam How do you know? How do you know? How do you know?

35:19 Caller Because it's been a big family thing. She talks about it with everybody in the family. And I'm just trying to figure out how to get her to stop because my parents won't do anything about it.

35:32 Adam Oh, stop having sex or stop getting pregnant?

35:35 Caller Both.

35:36 Drew You're not going to stop. How old is she? I'm not going to be able to stop her from having sex.

35:41 Adam No. No. But fill her vagina with cement.

35:45 Drew I don't think that'll work.

35:48 Adam And put a pole in it and play tetherball.

35:52 Drew All right. Okay. But then...

35:54 Adam You know you don't see it anymore?

35:55 Drew Tetherball.

35:56 Adam Coffee cans with cement in it. It used to be like every third thing, somehow if you're doing like a volleyball net or a mailbox or something, somebody decided in 1971 that if you took a big can, like a big coffee can, like the five gallon kind or the three gallon one, and you filled it with cement and you stuck like a piece of pipe in it, you could use it for a flagpole. You just... And you would drag it. People kind of roll it, right? They drag it around everywhere. Never see it. Never see it. It's an idea that came and went. We fell in love with it from like 71 to 74, and now it's gone.

36:35 Drew Our technology moved on.

36:37 Adam Something happened that we decided we didn't need poles stuck in coffee cans that had cement in them. Charles.

36:44 Caller Yes.

36:45 Drew Charles, how about getting her over to Planned Parenthood or something, getting some counseling on her first day?

36:49 Adam Brother, did you find Jesus Christ or something, Charles?

36:52 Caller No, I'm atheist.

36:54 Adam I'm atheist.

36:57 Drew Yes.

36:57 Adam When she goes in for these abortions, don't they put her on the pill?

37:02 Caller My mom doesn't want to put her on the pill because she says it's too expensive.

37:05 Drew It's nothing to do with your mom. They would give her the pill when she goes in for the abortions.

37:09 Adam Your mom says it's $29.

37:11 Drew You know what? I've been thinking this calls bogus in the beginning.

37:13 Adam Yeah. All right. We don't believe you, Charles.

37:16 Drew Sorry.

37:17 Adam Now the phone's crapping out. I mean, look, it's cheaper basic cable for Christ's sake.

37:21 Drew It's too vague, too convenient. The parents don't want to do anything. That's too vague. And then mom won't pay for the birth control pill that maybe no one has to pay for.

37:31 Adam And she keeps bringing it up with the whole family.

37:33 Drew Yeah, it doesn't all fit together.

37:35 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

37:39 Loveline.

37:40 Caller One eight hundred L-O-V-E one nine one.

37:51 Adam Everybody, it's Loveline. Phone number one eight hundred L-O-V-E one nine one.

38:02 Caller All right.

38:03 Adam You ready to rock and roll?

38:04 Caller Let's break it down.

38:04 Adam Here we go. Let's go now. Drew's got a little head cold or something's going on. What do you got going there, buddy?

38:10 Caller It's horrible.

38:11 Adam Yeah.

38:11 Drew Pathetic.

38:12 Adam Yeah.

38:12 Drew It's especially pathetic given your heavyweight status now. You have somebody carve on you and you're walking around working all day. I have snot running out of my nose. I'm like a four year old.

38:23 Adam I felt. I feel fine. All right, let's talk to Brittany. Brittany.

38:34 Guest Hey, I have a question though. I have liked this guy for about like 10 or 11 months and we're really close friends and I really want to have sex with him. I was wondering actually how to go about the act of doing it or like asking him to do it.

38:51 Drew What is the situation with this guy? Is he just a friend or do you want somebody you want to date?

38:56 Guest He's just like a really close friend and I just kind of feel that connection with him.

39:00 Drew Okay. Well, do you know that by having sex with him, it will sort of make you feel even more sort of romantically inclined to him? Is he available for that kind of relationship?

39:11 Guest Yeah, but we're not like into the whole like dating thing.

39:15 Drew We're not or he's not?

39:17 Adam He's not.

39:18 Guest Well, it's kind of like both of us but more so him.

39:21 Yeah, he's not.

39:23 Adam More so him. Yeah, more so. Let me do 108% would be more so him. Yeah, he's not into you. He might throw you a finger or something.

39:36 Drew He will have sex with you, no problem. But all you have to do is sort of just, any way you deliver the message, he will respond.

39:44 Adam Well, hold on a second. He must be dating other people.

39:49 Drew Right.

39:50 Guest No, he's like single.

39:52 Adam He's single?

39:53 Drew He doesn't see other girls at all?

39:56 Guest He's hooked up with a lot of chicks, but that's about it.

39:58 Adam How do you know he's not into you?

40:01 Guest Because we've talked about it.

40:03 Adam And what he says he just, you know, doesn't want you to jeopardize the friendship?

40:08 Guest Well, I think it's just because like he's 16 and, well, like we're just like, yeah, that's pretty much it.

40:14 Drew Yeah, we'll translate that for you.

40:17 Adam Not attractive.

40:17 Drew He's not attractive. That's what that means.

40:21 Adam Guys don't care about ruining friendships. Guys would down a jetliner if that meant they could have sex with you.

40:29 Drew If they wanted to.

40:29 Adam If they wanted to.

40:30 Drew If they wanted to ruin a friendship.

40:32 Adam By the way, Drew, is that ever, Ryan, has that ever sprinted through your mind or scurried through your mind or scuttled through your mind that you were really attracted to some chick but you didn't want to jeopardize the friendship?

40:45 Drew The whole, you know what's interesting about that?

40:46 Adam The whole reason you're friends with people that you're attracted to is because you want to bone them. When a guy says that, girls, when a guy says he doesn't want to jeopardize his friendship with you, he ain't attracted to you.

41:00 Drew But a guy that's really directed, really attracted, the whole concept of friendship doesn't, like won't even enter his, you know what I mean? It's like, well, that's like trying to think about.

41:11 Adam Yeah, friendship with a 16 year old girl, no such thing.

41:15 Drew No, it just doesn't. He couldn't even squeeze it into his mind if he was attracted.

41:19 Adam Now, what Brittany is planning on doing is trying to lose her virginity to this guy, thinking that the sexual encounter is going to somehow draw a man. It's only going to draw her in and disappoint her.

41:34 Drew Yes, keep him out.

41:35 Adam Yes. So one more time. Brittany?

41:38 Drew Please don't do this.

41:39 Adam Please don't do this.

41:40 Drew Please don't do it.

41:41 Adam It's going to screw you up.

41:42 Drew Yeah, it's going to hurt you.

41:43 Adam Find a guy you're into.

41:44 Drew Who's into you?

41:46 Adam Right.

41:46 Drew Who's into you? You've got to have reciprocity in a relationship.

41:50 Adam You must have reciprocity.

41:52 Drew We've got to go back and forth, not just one way.

41:55 Adam That's right.

41:57 Guest Thank you for all your help. I really appreciate it.

42:00 Adam Find the guys into you. And there are guys who are into you. You're just not into them. And you're into this guy because he's sort of lukewarm on you. And there's nothing that drives a 16-year-old out of a gourd like a guy who could sort of take or leave you.

42:14 Caller No.

42:14 Drew What, a 16-year-old?

42:16 Adam 16 to 40. Brit, John?

42:19 Caller Yeah, how's it going?

42:20 Adam 23. What's up?

42:22 Caller I have a couple of questions. Adam, how do I win a drinking contest? I have a drinking contest coming up where me and my buddy are going to have a 30-pack each and we have to try to kill him or whoever passes out or throws up first loses.

42:35 Drew Where's my bourbon? I've seen people die from those. I don't mean to seem like just the man here, but I've certainly seen people on ventilators and I've seen them actually die from alcohol poisoning and drinking.

42:44 Adam Dirty-packed.

42:45 Caller Well, that was my second question, Dr. Drew, whether can I hurt myself doing this? Because there's been a time before when I drank a lot of vodka and I ended up throwing up blood the next day and the next couple of days I couldn't keep anything down.

43:00 Drew Well, it's a non-question, right?

43:01 Caller And that worried me a little bit, but I got over it, kind of like walk it off, you know?

43:05 Adam Yeah, you're back. You're like an athlete that sustains an injury and you're back.

43:12 Drew Yeah, and John, except for the death that I mentioned, the respiratory failure and the vomiting blood, except for that, don't worry about it.

43:18 Adam It's going to do whatever you want, idiot. What do we need John for? So he dies, big deal, we get rid of John. Really? You need John running around?

43:26 Drew Every life is precious, Monsieur.

43:27 Adam Yeah, everyone. We're all precious. We're all the same. We can't judge. Steve.

43:34 Hey, how's it going?

43:35 Adam What's happening?

43:36 Nothing much. I'm actually the Assistant General Sales Manager for Claremont, the number two Toyota dealership in America.

43:44 Adam Number two? Let me guess. Let me guess, Steve.

43:49 Drew Is that number one?

43:49 No, actually, no one will catch Longo Toyota. We're right behind Longo.

43:53 Adam Right behind. And I'll tell you-

43:55 Drew My wife tried to buy a car from you guys.

43:57 Adam Let me-

43:58 Dude, actually did, no way.

43:59 Adam Yeah, she did.

44:01 Drew She ended up at Longo instead.

44:02 Adam Oh. Well, let me tell you why they can offer the best deals. That's number one. Also, I'll tell you- Selection, volume, their runs are passed, and no reasonable offer, or whatever, if we turn down. But let me explain this. What month are we in, Drew?

44:20 Drew Of what? 2004?

44:22 Adam Summer?

44:22 Drew Yes.

44:23 Adam You know what's going on now?

44:24 Drew Summer Giant Summer Sale.

44:25 Adam Dealin days. These are dealin days. We gotta make room for the 2005s. I like it this way. I like when the guy does the commercial where he screwed up and his boss is gonna get him into trouble. It's like, Hi, I'm Bob Jenkins, a sales manager for Longo Toyota. I ordered too many cameras. If my boss finds out that I've had this many cameras, well, if he's got a radio, he might find out about this. I gotta move these. We gotta clear it out. We're making room.

44:56 Drew Let's hear what Steve has to say. Let's get it clear what his certain place is because you've mentioned Longo 12 times.

45:00 The commercial you're talking about, I'm actually on them, which is kind of...

45:04 Drew Wow, that's interesting.

45:05 Adam Yeah. All right. So, you guys are number two in the US.

45:09 Drew What's the name of your sales dealership?

45:12 Claremont Toyota.

45:12 Drew Claremont Toyota.

45:14 All right.

45:15 Adam And what about...

45:15 Basically, the way the Priuses work, because you were talking about a Prius or a Jaguar, the way the Priuses work, it's a five-month wait because you get on a waiting list. Right.

45:24 Adam Because they're hybrids.

45:25 I can get you guys one tomorrow if you want it. And usually it's full sticker for the actual... That's the way that they're going right now.

45:34 Adam What is the sticker on the Prius?

45:36 Anywhere from 23 to 26, depending on what package you want it.

45:40 Adam Right. And this is a hybrid car, right?

45:45 Of course. It's actually half-gas, half-electric engine. It's regeneration breaking, the synergy, I mean, everything.

45:53 Drew How do they drive?

45:57 Actually, I live in Apple Valley. And I commute every single day. I've taken one up there, actually. And the gas mileage is awesome in those things. The one that we've had on our lot, we've had on there probably about five or six months. And we filled it up once. And it still has a quarter tank in there and 720 miles on it.

46:19 Adam Hold on a second, Steve.

46:20 Drew We need to have a break.

46:22 Adam We got to take a break. But yeah, they get like 70 miles to the gallon.

46:25 Drew That's what all my kids are driving.

46:26 Adam All right. Hold on a second. We'll take a little break. We'll get back. We'll talk about hybrid cars and all that after this.

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47:20 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Yeah, I wanna give a quick plug out. I'm hosting a special on ABC that is airing this Sunday. It's a two-hour special called The Great Domestic Showdown, I think. Yeah, I think it's actually decent. They gave me a tape, I've not seen it yet. I can't stand watching me, but I like to hear the sound of my own voice. I'll tell you that.

47:55 Drew Yeah, that's pretty true.

47:57 Adam Nobody wants to sound their own voice like me, but I don't like watching me. But yeah, keep in mind, they probably cut out all my best jokes, but the show's kinda interesting, I think. So that is this Sunday, nine o'clock, ABC. ABC, it is a Sunday, right? Is it the 11th coming up? Yeah. When we left off, we were speaking to Steve on line one. Steve?

48:27 Hey, how we going?

48:28 Adam Yeah, you work for Claremont Toyota.

48:30 I do, really quick, Adam. I can just, I've been listening forever. I can honestly say, I listened to you the very first day you were on the air. Really? It was actually when Scotty Farrell and you were actually, when they were training you. So that's all I ever listened to. Anyway, back to the Prius.

48:48 Adam Yeah, now the Prius. All right, now let's talk about these hybrid automobiles for just one second. Now, as you know, Steve was probably listening when I was talking about my dad, who I have to lease an automobile for because he's that financially well off that he needs a son. And by the way, you know, it's one thing when your dad puts you through medical school and now it's time to pay him back. My loser dad, I swear, may God, may that TV monitor fall on my head if I'm exaggerating one iota from age 13 to age, to whenever I left the house, he's got about $500 into me. That's round, that's a high number. That's high number. Now, I'm not talking about eggs and flour and if you want to count rent there, you know, I was living at his house, but I mean, terms of money just handed out 500 and that would include clothes. I don't have yearbooks because my dad was so goddamn cheap.

49:49 Drew You don't have a high school diploma.

49:51 Adam Well, I don't have a high school.

49:52 Drew Because he was so cheap.

49:53 Adam I don't have a high school diploma.

49:54 Drew Because he couldn't pay the-

49:55 Adam Ask me if I ever had a dog.

49:57 Drew Oh yeah.

49:57 Adam Ask me if I ever had a, no, what about basketball hoop? No, no, nothing.

50:04 Drew A baseball?

50:05 Adam No, no. No, look, I'll tell you the balls I had. I had home run balls that I hit in little league that I would use that are lost now because I would use those for the balls. No, my dad, cheap and a pussy. Now, but I leased him a car because I feel sorry for the guy.

50:21 Drew Now, I was one to brought out the Prius. Because I thought that would be appropriate for me.

50:24 Adam Now, what happened is I leased my dad an expensive luxury car and every time I see him, he's driving my stepmom's minivan because it gets four miles a gallon better than the expensive Infiniti Q4 G45 or Q45 I get him. And so I decided I should just, it's his lease is up, five year lease by the way. I pay insurance too on the car. You know, this cost me 40 grand.

50:48 Drew And in California with the DMV registration, it's about 800 bucks just to register the damn car. Right? Our previous governor had it today, it would have been 2400 bucks to register the car.

51:02 Adam Yeah, and he lets my stepmom, who kicked my ass around the house for five years before she finally booted me out of the garage when I was 19, drive the car, I lease it. So now lease is up, he needs a new ride. So, and again, people think, well wait a minute, is the show on in Los Angeles? Adam's calling his dad a cheap pussy on Los Angeles radio or his dad, my dad's never heard the show a day in his life. I can guarantee you that. He thought, he asked me the other night if I was working Saturday night. I thought we did the show Saturday night. He has no idea. And my dad also has no friends. There's nobody he speaks to. People say, it's like, doesn't it get back to him? Should call him a pussy on the air every other night? No, he doesn't know anybody, doesn't have any friends. We don't want to talk to him. So.

51:51 Drew The Prius I thought would be more appropriate.

51:53 Adam Prius would be more appropriate for my dad because he's so worried about gas mileage.

51:56 Drew Plus, he'd be the coolest dad in town. And people's non-friends.

52:00 Adam Now, the Prius gets about 70 miles to the gallon.

52:04 It actually gets 51 in the city. Actually about, yeah, about 51 is in the city. And actually, no, 51, excuse me, 51 on the highway and 60 in the city.

52:15 Drew Yeah, that's what's weird about it. It's more in the city.

52:18 Adam It's more in the city because it runs off the electric.

52:22 No, it's the regeneration braking. That's the whole reason for it.

52:25 Drew You're braking more in the city.

52:26 Now, the difference between the Jaguar and the Prius is the Jaguar is a beautiful car. It's actually built on a Ford Taurus chassis. Reason I know that is I used to have a Ford Taurus. Also, the second thing about the Prius is it actually costs around $45,000 to make. The government actually picked up the rest of the tab because it's such an economical car. It saves gas mileage, lower prices in gas, and it's better for the economy as far as pollution and that type of thing.

52:53 Adam Right, right. Yeah, and now what is, can you lease these Priuses or do you have to buy them?

53:01 No, of course you can, you can lease them.

53:02 Adam All right, well, I didn't know because there's like a waiting list and stuff on them.

53:07 At our certain dealership, there's a 35 person waiting list. They've stopped the waiting list because after the 35 people drop off.

53:13 Adam I'd like to see that group of long hair, Birkenstock wearing, hey pops, you dropped your beads, out of the way. Yeah.

53:21 Drew Why'd they stop the list?

53:23 They actually stopped the list because our general manager, Dave Scott, actually said, no, no one wants the list. When the list drops out, whatever price comes in, it's a free for all.

53:33 Adam They just can't make them fast enough, huh?

53:35 Right, because they come fast, they go fast. Now what we can actually do for you though, Adam, just being the man that you are, and for me listening to you so long, the next one that comes in with the package is with the color that you want, I can get it free that day, not a problem.

53:48 Adam I don't care what color it is because I asked Brown with, do you have one that looks like bird, like a seagull ass? That's not my car.

54:00 If it's brown, you'd actually take in the brown?

54:02 Adam Listen, I would take one with a swastika painted and scratched into the hood with a Confederate flag on the roof. I don't care. Let me tell you how little my dad cares about cars, by the way, I go out and get him his car and bring it back. He doesn't know what car I'm getting or what color it is or what the interior is or anything.

54:21 Drew Explain the brake regeneration thing.

54:23 Adam Oh, the brake regeneration thing is when you break, it recharges the battery, right?

54:30 Yeah, there's every time that you actually stop, it recharges the battery.

54:34 Adam Right, for the electric motor.

54:35 Drew The energy that normally would be dissipated in braking is converted into.

54:39 Adam Genius. Now let me ask you this. Is this car, so what are we talking about like for a lease payment? Like a monthly lease payment?

54:48 There's actually a couple of things that would factor in it as far as down payment, if you had a trade, if you wanted to actually return your lease to us, credit history.

54:57 Adam None of that stuff.

54:58 Drew Credit history, that's bad, that's bad.

55:00 Adam Oh, not mine, but my dad has no credit history.

55:04 Drew Well, you're leasing and not him.

55:05 Adam I would be leasing, yeah, my credit history is fine.

55:08 Well, Adam, I wouldn't even question that.

55:12 Adam Well, I'm literally a millionaire, literally. Steve, what are we talking about, 400 bucks a month?

55:19 About that.

55:20 Adam Okay, let me ask you this. How are these cars selling in the rest of the country? Because I imagine California and especially Los Angeles, San Francisco, Southern California, they're moving like hotcakes. Are they selling in Iowa? Are they selling in Indiana?

55:37 These are the hottest cars in the market right now because also Honda has a hybrid car, too. We're actually selling all of our technology to the other dealers, as far as like Ford, Chevy, Honda, that type of thing. We're actually selling the old model that came out last year. We're actually selling that model technology to these other companies because ours is so well-advanced. That's why Toyota is the best hybrid car you can buy on the market.

56:07 Adam Honda's coming out with a hybrid cord, by the way, that I just read about. But look, this is, by the way, we're about 30 years too late with all this stuff. And I know the battery technology wasn't what it was, or it wasn't what it is today 30 years ago, but it seems like we're way behind in this department.

56:27 Drew Also though, but Steve, it's a Japanese company.

56:30 Adam Yeah, wait. And what I'm asking though, Steve, is there is a waiting list to get one of these cars in Los Angeles? Is there a waiting list to get one in Iowa?

56:41 There's a waiting list everywhere.

56:42 Adam And are they selling them in Iowa?

56:45 Yes, they are.

56:46 Adam Wow, and I know I'm running this into the ground, but I'm not, I'm just for some reason-

56:51 Drew Brian, keep Steve's phone number.

56:52 Adam Yeah.

56:53 Drew I don't want that.

56:53 Adam For some reason, I'm just not picturing them selling them on the farm belt, you know? Well, a lot of people drive trucks out there, and the weather for instance, is maybe not great for the snow. Listen, Steve, I already talked to my buddies over at Galp and Ford, and I already got the Jag lined up. Oh, no.

57:14 Drew Adam, you're such a, you're a pussy.

57:17 Adam Yeah, it's cheap. No, this is a cheap one. It's like $3.99 or something. So, fine. But Steve, God bless you, by the way.

57:24 Drew I want Steve's phone number.

57:26 Adam You're not gonna drive one of these cars.

57:28 Drew My wife driving. I'm so tired of going to the pump and paying $50 twice a week.

57:38 Adam Well, Drew, I told you when you got your car, you should get another car. You should get a highway car. It's cheap. And by the way, you pay for itself in a year with the amount you're spending. All right. Jenny? You're 19? What's up?

57:53 Guest Am I on? Oh, I about a month ago had a bump down there and it turned, it looks like Jennifer works to me and I looked online and everything and it totally has to be, but I've only been with one guy for like four years and he doesn't have anything on him.

58:13 Drew Yeah, but he was with somebody, he was with somebody else before he was with you.

58:18 Guest Yeah, but can you, I don't understand if he doesn't have anything on him. It's nothing visible on him.

58:23 Drew You do not have to have the warts to be contagious with the wart virus.

58:28 Caller Okay.

58:29 Drew You don't have to see the warts.

58:31 Guest Okay, and are they gonna always be there or is it kind of like, does it go away, come back? Do I get outbreaks if I get treatment or is it just there?

58:39 Drew It's there, you have to have it taken off. It will spread if you don't take it, you'll have more if you don't get rid of the one that's there. And the sort of risk is that these warts, that they can increase your risk of cervical cancer, so you have to get very regular pelvic exams and understand that those viruses, or rather those warts that persist, in other words, they don't seem to kind of go away on their own, are the ones that are highly likely to be associated with cervical cancer.

59:04 Guest Okay, and he's, the girl he was with before, they were both virgins. So obviously she couldn't have just had it, so he's obviously been with somebody else.

59:15 Adam It's hard to do the wart math, but just assume that maybe they weren't both virgins, or maybe there's one that's, people do tend to stretch the truth a little when it comes to their sexual history, and maybe this is the case.

59:31 Drew Yeah.

59:31 Adam Either way, I don't know, either way, trying to sort of trace it is sort of moving.

59:36 Drew I know, there are even weird things where people get it on their hand and then get it in the vagina. They can happen, but that's pretty weird. That's pretty unusual.

59:42 Adam Unusual, but yeah, well, look, it takes all kinds. I've said it many times. Angelina?

59:50 Guest Yeah.

59:51 Adam You're 22? What's up?

59:55 Guest Well, I've been married for about five months now and I have a very irregular kind of sex drive. I have one minute, I'm just completely all Floyd and everything's regular and we're just, you know, being regular newlyweds and then the next week I'll just be so completely shut out and just like grossed out by the idea and I panic whenever he touches me.

1:00:20 Drew That sounds like that bipolar quality that people get when they're sexual trauma survivors.

1:00:26 Guest Well, I don't, I've never been like diagnosed with it. I mean, I was raped about, I don't know, like a year ago and so I've had several people say that that could be it.

1:00:35 Drew That's what I'm talking about. That's what I just said. That there could be some sexual trauma. And people often have had sexual trauma.

1:00:43 Adam Who raped you a year ago?

1:00:44 Guest It was a friend's boyfriend, broke into my house.

1:00:48 Adam Broke in?

1:00:50 Guest Yeah, he wasn't supposed to be there and she told him that she was spending the night and he came through my parents' back bedroom door and did his thing.

1:01:00 Drew Did you prosecute him?

1:01:02 Guest There, you know what the police told me? They said some girls like it rough because I knew him and because we had been, we all went to a movie that night.

1:01:11 Drew Hold on a second. That's not what the police said. That's not what the police said.

1:01:16 Adam Guy broke into my house and raped me. Well, some gals like what we call rough trade. So why don't you just chalk this one up to experience?

1:01:25 Drew Irvine PD.

1:01:27 Adam Yeah, we're gonna, actually we got a roll on a 522.

1:01:31 Drew That's- It takes all kinds, good times.

1:01:33 Adam Dog barking. Yeah. Yeah, no, now, then-

1:01:38 Drew That says something about her. Yeah, now something about her.

1:01:41 Adam All right, let's go before this now. Angelina?

1:01:44 Guest Yeah.

1:01:45 Adam What happened before this?

1:01:47 Guest What do you mean?

1:01:47 Drew Before this rape.

1:01:50 Guest Nothing really.

1:01:51 Adam No, no sexual abuse?

1:01:53 Guest No, no, never.

1:01:55 Drew Or physical abuse?

1:01:56 Guest Nope.

1:01:58 Adam Where's your dad?

1:01:59 Guest My dad is here at home. He's here, he's a really wonderful man.

1:02:04 Adam He is, not an alcoholic?

1:02:07 Guest No, I mean alcoholic, that runs in our family. Yes, but he is not now.

1:02:11 Adam Who's alcoholic?

1:02:13 Guest My uncle is severely alcoholic.

1:02:16 Adam And he never touched you when you were younger?

1:02:19 Guest No, he's made me feel a little uncomfortable just because he's kind of like that, but he's never done anything to me. I mean, that I know of. Maybe when I was really young, but.

1:02:28 Adam And your mom? She's good?

1:02:30 Guest She's wonderful. Wonderful.

1:02:31 Adam Okay, so let me get this straight then. You went to a movie with your friend and her boyfriend?

1:02:38 Guest Yes.

1:02:39 Adam The three of you?

1:02:40 Guest Yes.

1:02:41 Adam You had no boyfriend at the time?

1:02:44 Guest No, I didn't have a boyfriend at the time.

1:02:45 Adam So the three of you went out to a movie?

1:02:47 Guest Yes.

1:02:48 Adam And then later on that night, you came home and what happened?

1:02:53 Guest She said, can I stay in your guest room? Her parents were supposedly out of town. She was visiting from college. She had brought her boyfriend down from just to visit. And she said, can you stay at your house? And I said, well, no, my parents wouldn't approve of that. He left and about two in the morning.

1:03:13 Adam And she went to bed in your, she went to sleep in your guest room?

1:03:17 Guest Yeah, in my guest bedroom. Then 2 a.m. 2 a.m. We went to bed probably about, I don't know, 1130. 2 a.m. I wake up and he's really right in front of me. And it was a pretty, it wasn't a good scene, obviously.

1:03:32 Drew Did he have a weapon or something? What happened?

1:03:34 Guest No, no, he didn't. But he used horrible force. He put his finger in my mouth and held my tongue down. And just, it wasn't a good, it was just a stand.

1:03:44 Drew So you couldn't yell or anything?

1:03:47 Guest Well, yeah, I could yell, but I don't, obviously she didn't hear anything.

1:03:50 Adam Now you woke up to stand, to find him standing at the foot of your bed?

1:03:56 Guest Yeah, well, next to my bed, right, literally on me.

1:03:59 Adam How did he get into the house?

1:04:02 Guest Through the fighting, through the fighting gate. She afterwards said that they, she had let him in the room. They had had sex. She let him sleep in the bed. We have a huge home, so I would never even have known. We don't have an alarm or anything. When she fell asleep, he came into the bedroom and did what he did with me, went back and then slept with her again.

1:04:20 Adam Wow, this guy's got a, Drew, I've labeled you as a passionate man in the past. This guy's beyond that. What a motor. He had sex with his girlfriend.

1:04:31 Drew And then sex with her friend.

1:04:32 Adam Now, was he drunk?

1:04:35 Guest Not to my knowledge, not when I was there, but I would have put it past him.

1:04:39 Adam Okay, so what movie did you see, by the way? Ghost Ship, oh. Man, he could have been traumatized. It was such a crappy movie. Maybe that's, if I was his attorney, I'd be, he was so traumatized, he felt raped by the eight dollars he put out that he had.

1:04:56 Guest Yeah, he went by some weird name, and then when we found out when I went to, the police tried to do some type of a search on him, there was no name for that.

1:05:04 Adam Okay, well, no, hold on, hold on a second.

1:05:06 Drew Who was your girlfriend? What's up with her?

1:05:07 Adam Yeah, your girlfriend, sounds like a delight. So the guy, okay, so you wake up to find the guy standing next to you in the bed on top of you, basically. Shoves his hand down your mouth, so you can't.

1:05:20 Drew How come you didn't bite his hand?

1:05:22 Guest Oh, I bit his hand, absolutely. He had three stitches on his finger. He had scratches all over him.

1:05:28 Adam You bite his hand, you scream, you struggle as best you can. Your parents are where?

1:05:35 Guest My parents were in New York visiting an aunt.

1:05:38 Adam Oh, so they're out of town. All right, this guy then proceeds to have intercourse with you?

1:05:47 Drew Whatever she's saying. Please, somebody tell us what she's saying.

1:05:50 Adam Ken, what is she saying?

1:05:52 Drew Yes.

1:05:53 Guest Who's saying?

1:05:55 Adam He says, I'm sorry. Feel back. We have the world's crappiest phone system. It cuts out and only we can't hear it. The rest of America can't. So he has intercourse with you. He forces intercourse on you. Yes. And it has full penetration, has an orgasm.

1:06:12 Drew This is again that having sex with a wildcat, bobcat.

1:06:15 Adam How do you do that? You're struggling the whole time? The whole time?

1:06:18 Guest As much as I can. He put, gosh, you're gonna make me cry. He put some type of like something, I'm not entirely sure what it was. It was the strings in my bathrobe and he put them around my hands. So I wasn't able really to struggle very much.

1:06:35 Adam He tied you up with the drawstring. By the way, how about one of those drawstrings for my gown at the hospital yesterday, Drew? What about that?

1:06:43 Drew They want ass cracks. They want ass cracks.

1:06:46 Adam Okay, so he essentially tied you up. He had sex with you.

1:06:50 Drew Is this guy in jail now?

1:06:53 Guest He got out after six days. He had an amazing lawyer and somehow he said that he was under emotional stress because he had just gotten out of boot camp. And he said that the emotional stress from that, something happened and he snapped. And so he was sent to some type of a psychiatric facility where he was getting, I don't know, some kind of counseling.

1:07:18 Adam So you're screaming for your friend. Hold on one second. We've talked about this a few times. I never understand and I know logically it goes on every day, unfortunately. A, how a guy gets a good boner going when he's like wrestling. You know what I mean? Like struggling and biting, people screaming, people biting, people scratching. Look, I gotta have something on the junk. I gotta have it in a shop vac or my hand on it or something. I gotta be doing something. I don't just get a boner sort of while I'm wrestling. I'm not like a dog. You know what I mean?

1:07:57 Drew But then, it has to be a very tumescent boner, as it were, because you gotta penetrate somebody who's dry.

1:08:05 Adam I understand you do a thing where you go like, look, your sister's in the next room. I gotta tie it up. I'm gonna put a bullet in her head unless you relax and give me some. I don't understand how you can struggle and have intercourse.

1:08:19 Drew The bobcat, basically.

1:08:21 Adam Yeah, I mean, just someone who's scratching and screaming and, Angelina? How is he able to actually have penetration with you when you're fighting and struggling and, you know, putting up a, making a fuss?

1:08:36 Guest I'm not really sure. It didn't go in very easily. I had 22 stitches down there, so. Yeah, it was pretty traumatic. I mean, the doctor said it was one of the worst cases that they had seen. It wasn't, he just spit a lot and made it to where it was kind of.

1:08:55 Adam And yeah, and by the way, wow, what a, thanks a lot to your girlfriend, by the way.

1:09:01 Drew And what's with her that she'd be seeing this guy?

1:09:04 Guest I don't think that she really had known him for very long and she obviously didn't have a lot of self-esteem. She was putting up with a lot of stuff I hear later on, but I don't really speak to her.

1:09:15 Adam I know, I know. There's many things to talk about, but the guy got essentially no time with all this forensic evidence, the 22 stitches in your vagina, stitches in his fingers, tying you up and raping you brutally.

1:09:30 Guest I know. I don't know how it happened either. We didn't get any type of satisfaction at all from either of our-

1:09:36 Adam He had a tough time at boot camp and so he did no time?

1:09:39 Guest He apparently, according to them, he was traumatized by something that happened in boot camp where he says that he also had been attacked by a fellow.

1:09:49 Drew Where he was raped?

1:09:52 Guest That's what he's claiming. Though no one, his mother, his brothers, his girlfriend, no one had heard of this. No one knew about that.

1:10:01 Adam Wouldn't there be military records of that?

1:10:05 Guest There was one man that said that he remembers him telling him and that some guy, I don't know, some type of sergeant stepped forward and said this, he did say that this had happened.

1:10:16 Adam This sounds almost incredible that he didn't get, I mean, this is the kind of thing you should be getting 30 years for.

1:10:24 Guest Yeah, well, when you were, when my dad and I were trying to go over records and talking to lawyers, they said that the likelihood that just the fact that I had allowed him to come in my house at all, the fact that I had allowed him, and he claims that I was flirting with him the entire evening. And it was basically literally because she didn't hear anything and because she loved him and stood by him, it was their word against mine.

1:10:52 Drew Oh my God.

1:10:53 Adam How about the 22 stitches in the vagina?

1:10:57 Guest There again though, because I don't know how they justified that either, but they just said that any type of, I mean, they didn't deny that there was some type of a struggle or there was some type of something, but they didn't think that it was a rape.

1:11:12 Adam And you'd never had any physical encounter with this guy before?

1:11:16 Guest Oh no, never ever. That was the first night I had ever met him.

1:11:19 Adam First thing you ever met him.

1:11:21 Drew That means bizarre.

1:11:22 Guest But she also said though, after she said that she was also very rough with her as well. And that it, you know, I think that what she didn't realize, she was a virgin and I think what she didn't realize is that she was being mistreated by him as well and just didn't know.

1:11:39 Drew Well, she's really a sick woman.

1:11:41 Adam Well, listen, your friend. Okay, so listen.

1:11:44 Drew You obviously have a ton to talk about here with this and you need to, you know. Post-traumatic stress. Yeah, it's a post-traumatic stress from this horrible thing. And of course it's around your sexual experiences and of course sexual feelings and sexual encounters with a man can evoke all kinds of heavy feelings. Now, having been through this. So you notice how you've been started crying talking with us about it. There's still a lot more that needs to be kind of sorted through. You have to make a narrative of this that you can hold and feel safe about so you can begin to have sexual relations again without these sort of on-again, off-again kinds of feelings.

1:12:15 Adam All right, we gotta take a break. Anne? Yeah. You called a few weeks ago. Your boyfriend's the one that's in the coma. All right, hold on. You don't remember that? Was I? Oh, you weren't in a coma. You weren't in Boston. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

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1:12:54 Adam There, buddy. What is snapping in? I'm the man that goes by the name of Ace. And that's Dr. Drew over there.

1:13:04 Drew Interesting discussion we have with that young lady. I'm still bad for her.

1:13:07 Adam Yeah.

1:13:08 Drew Horrible.

1:13:09 Adam And it makes him one of the most.

1:13:12 Drew She's remarkably well adjusted, given what she's been through, for God sakes.

1:13:15 Adam Is there something, you know, 22 stitches in her vagina, and a guy ties her up with a bathrobe tie, and, you know, has bite marks on his fingers, and he gets a couple days in a mental ward? What's, huh? Meanwhile, old Jack of Orkin's doing 15 years in the joint.

1:13:38 Drew He's a dangerous man. Can't have him out there running loose.

1:13:41 Adam By the way, the prisons are overcrowded now. There's more people incarcerated in this country than I think just about any other country. It's alarming numbers, especially when you get to, like, young black men and stuff like that. Do we have to have everyone in for the same thing? I mean, when is somebody gonna stand up and just sort of make a proclamation and say, look, there's stuff we care about and there's stuff we don't care about? Here's what we want in prison. We want the people in prison that are gonna do harm to us. Guy wants to blow his head off. Guy wants to shoot himself with some junk. Guy wants to pot plant in his backyard. Guy wants to go around and help put people out of their misery so they can die with a little dignity or advanced stages of Lou Gehrig's disease. I don't care about him being in the joint. Guy wants to visit a prostitute. Guy wants to pimp a prostitute. A prostitute. Guy wants to sell some reefer to Grateful Dead concert. You know, they're, I'm sure you could go through the prisons and weed out at least 60% of the people that were actually in the joint that we just don't give a rat's ass about as a society. You know, take him out, take him out, put him in rehab, take him out, put him in rehab, put him in job training, put him in a halfway house. Come on, let's clear him out. Do they all got to be in there? Stupid mandatory sentencing and stuff. Guys, you know, delivers a package of Coke or something for somebody all of a sudden, he's doing 25 years, it's mandatory, you know? Well, how does this work, by the way? And how does it work that the government and that the powers that be in law enforcement, the prison system, the judges and all this, how is it that so many people are in the joint that society doesn't really care about? How is it that there's so many tickets handed out that people aren't interested in? How can, you know, whatever they did to take down Heidi Fleiss when Heidi Fleiss was in here, they had task forces with hundreds of guys involved, these huge task forces. They do these things all the time, you know, a Pee Wee Herman, they're sitting in the goddamn porn houses, these are these guys, they're cruising the vice guys, well, what's up? And then, oh, of course, there's a kabillion meter maids, but then whenever you talk about violent crimes, like hey, we just don't have, we don't have the manpower. We just physically don't have the manpower. We don't have the men, we don't have the resources. You don't, what about the 80 guys you got posing as Japanese tourists who could take down Heidi Fleiss and some of her 19 year olds? What about those guys? We just, we don't have the manpower, we can't check the container ships coming into the ports. Yeah. What about the flunky I see driving down the hill every night in the left-hand, in the right-hand drive Chevette, who's handing out tickets to the good taxpayers up in the hills there? What about that flunky? We couldn't teach that flunky to stand out by the dock and hold a Geiger counter, one of the things? Where are all these people coming from? How come there's 30 flunkies sitting around fixing one goddamn pothole? We don't have the manpower. You got plenty of manpower. I see cops hiding behind signs and bushes. I see a goddamn meter made every 10 feet. Where are all these guys? These task force, these guys we're gonna bring down. Oh, whoa, these guys are selling pot. We're gonna bring them down. There's a guy, this guy's growing a pot plant in his backyard. We're gonna bring that guy down. You see, you got plenty of guys. Once you start putting them, where do we tell you to put them? Hey, dude, am I the only guy who cares about this? Do I not give a rat's ass about a guy seeing a prostitute or smoking a little reefer? Got his bumper hanging into the red four inches. Am I the only guy who doesn't give a rat's ass about this? I mean, as a society, we care about terrorists. We care about violent crime. The rest, distant backseat. Oh, we got enforced though. The guy lit up a cigarette at a bar. We got to get in, we got, oh, and then on the beach, or you see a guy smoking, there's a 90 knot wind coming off shore. We got to shut that guy down. There's so many rules, there's so many goddamn regulations, there's so many people all over the place. We can't focus them on the things we're interested in. We want a prison population that's just half filled with people that don't need to be in there. How come nobody cares about this? How come no one says anything about this? What's going on with this? There's just, there's zero, it's like, oh yeah, we got millions of illegal aliens coming across the border into the Los Angeles, Arizona. There's nothing we can do, there's nothing. Oh, we got cargo ships coming in with containers. We can't check those things. We got NBC News taking spent uranium and trucking it through downtown Los Angeles. We just, there's nothing we can do. We just don't have the manpower. We don't have the manpower? We've got plenty of people. Where are they? Why don't you allocate them to what we want them to do? I don't understand this.

1:19:02 Drew It's gonna be an opiate log here. The Vicodin is beginning to talk for you.

1:19:05 Adam What's going on?

1:19:06 Drew I know, I know, I'm with you.

1:19:07 Adam What is going on? All right, can't we get a, all right. Don't worry, Mayor Hahn is gonna put another arrow in on Venice, like goddamn Venice doesn't have enough F and arrows on it. It's gonna start having arrows that point up, point down and point sideways and point toward Mecca. How many more goddamn arrows does Venice have? Yeah, Hahn, you're right on top of that, fantastic. Oh, that's gonna clear it up. Oh, well, we need, oh, that's right. We got the most congested intersections in the world here. You put another arrow on Venice, good job. There you go. Oh, that's it, our troubles are, oh, we're, it's over, Drew. You just shaved an hour off our commute. You're putting another goddamn arrow in there. Why don't you put an arrow through your head, you idiot?

1:19:51 Drew I saw an interesting article where the palm trees are reaching the limit of their life expectancy throughout Los Angeles. So our city, the emblem of our city is gonna all die off.

1:20:00 Adam Oh no, it's gonna become an arrow. It's the city of the arrow now. It's just one big red arrow. Idiots. Please people, I know it's become a nightly crusade for me. I'm gonna end up like Lenny Bruce reading us court transcripts and being thrown off stage. Please drive through the red arrows. Please, please, I beg of you. I beg of you drive through the red arrows. I do it every night. Please join me. Please join me.

1:20:26 Drew Make some calls.

1:20:26 Adam Don't be a lemming. Don't be a pussy. Please drive through the red arrow. Come to the signal. The signal will be green. The arrow will be red. Look left, right, then left again. Make sure there's no traffic coming. Look for cops and then drive right through it. Please, and any of you cops out there, pull me over, please, please. Anne?

1:20:50 Guest Yes.

1:20:51 Adam All right, so let's see. 25, yeah, boyfriend in a coma.

1:20:55 Guest Yeah, I spoke with you about 20 days ago, Adam.

1:20:58 All right.

1:21:00 Guest Hey, first of all, I gotta tell you guys, I love you guys and I've been listening to you since I was about 11 years old. I'm 25 years old now. And whatever happened to the number one Asian big boob queen?

1:21:12 Adam Menka?

1:21:12 Caller Menka?

1:21:14 Adam She found Jesus Christ. She's following-

1:21:16 Drew Number one, Asian big boob queen.

1:21:19 Guest I've been waiting to hear that clip.

1:21:21 Adam All right, let's hear it.

1:21:23 Drew Number one, Asian big boob queen.

1:21:27 Adam I like the one where I asked her if she plays tennis anymore. Do you have that one? Don't play tennis no more.

1:21:33 Drew One more time.

1:21:34 Caller Don't play tennis no more.

1:21:37 Guest I know under my circumstances, I shouldn't be asking about number one Asian big boob.

1:21:42 Drew If it makes you feel a little better, it's all right.

1:21:44 Guest And you know, me and my fiance always talk about love lines. And we've got this thing, he's in a coma now, but we've got this thing where we text message each other and we say, hey, are you thinking about the Holocaust?

1:21:56 Adam All right, well, let me recap.

1:21:59 Guest You guys know what I'm referencing.

1:22:02 Adam Let me recap. Your boyfriend rode his bike. He was like a bike messenger. He wore his helmet every time, but for this one time, he did not wear his helmet. He went out and he got clipped and he got severe head trauma and he was in a coma. Now, his parents don't want you having a say in what happens to him.

1:22:29 Guest Not only that.

1:22:29 Adam Now he's been in a coma.

1:22:30 Guest Not only that, but me and my boyfriend, he's been in a coma.

1:22:34 Adam He's been in a coma for how many days now?

1:22:36 Guest It's been 40 days.

1:22:38 Drew Oh boy.

1:22:38 Adam 49.

1:22:39 Drew Man, this is bad.

1:22:40 Guest 49. And I know the prognosis is very severe.

1:22:43 Adam And true. When does, coma never a good thing, but when do you start going?

1:22:48 Drew More than a couple of days, it's bad.

1:22:51 Adam If you're in a coma for six days, it's like.

1:22:54 Drew It's gonna be a different, completely different person when he wakes up.

1:22:58 Adam If he wakes up.

1:22:59 Drew If he were to wake up, it would be a total.

1:23:02 Adam No one improved? No one improved?

1:23:04 Drew No, other person gone.

1:23:05 Guest And what the doctors have been telling us is that don't even expect him to have any quality of life. And I understand that. Now, what's going on in my situation is this, is that I've lived with this man for coming up very, very close in weeks, a few days, or three years. And a few days will be three years that we've lived together. And his family is from, was in Mexico. Now, the day after the accident, of course, I had to call all his family and let him know what had happened. And they come up here and because we're not married, they're taking advantage of the fact that I don't have medical directive or power to turn over him.

1:23:45 Adam But what is it that you want to do?

1:23:46 Guest I want to, at this point, they have said, you're not allowed to visit him and you're not allowed to know any of his medical care.

1:23:59 Adam Hold on a second. I don't even know that they can decide you can't visit him.

1:24:04 Guest I'm being told by law they can, by the law called the HIPAA law.

1:24:07 Drew Yeah, the HIPAA law can prevent you from having access to, this is Bill Clinton's law, which is a nightmare.

1:24:14 Adam I believe him, he's been through it.

1:24:16 Drew But the HIPAA laws prevent you from having access to any information about him. I don't know that they necessarily can restrict visitation.

1:24:24 Guest I don't either. The social worker at the hospital has said, she notified me Saturday and said, I am not allowed to return to the hospital to visit him.

1:24:36 Drew You may have something, you may have a right to.

1:24:39 Adam You may have a right, but what else has family got against you visiting him?

1:24:45 Guest You know, since I met his family when I first started dating him, it was an issue of they're Mexican, I'm white, they didn't like me to begin with.

1:24:53 Adam Oh, really?

1:24:54 Guest From the first time I met his father was about six months after we started dating. All right.

1:25:01 Drew Can you just appeal to him just as a human being and say, does he speak English?

1:25:05 Guest Very little English. And I believe me, I've tried every angle. I've tried.

1:25:10 Adam All right, listen. Anyway, what do they wanna do with him? Keep him on life support? He's got 50 days in a coma.

1:25:19 Guest The other thing on top of this is that I found out that his father has been going down to his employer's office and demanding that he be, he is named in his life insurance beneficiary, which they can't do legally. I'm named as his life insurance beneficiary. So I have a feeling that's why they're not letting me visit him and there's a charge there.

1:25:39 Adam Look, here's what you're gonna need. I'm sorry, his family's a pain in the ass.

1:25:43 Guest Well, I can't afford an attorney if you're going there.

1:25:46 Adam What's that?

1:25:48 Drew Well, go to a legal aid society.

1:25:51 Adam They have legal aid societies where they do pro bono work and they can help you out because look, obviously there's nothing we can do to straighten this out. Go to a legal aid society like Drew said, see if you can get somebody to do some pro bono work. Just do a little bit of leg work, get on the computer, get on the internet, see how these things work, see how the visitation things work, see how being named a benefactor for his life insurance and stuff works. And then, it's a mess, but there's nothing we can do and I'm sorry his parents are a pain in the ass.

1:26:23 Drew Oh, it's all right, I'm so sorry.

1:26:24 Adam We'll take a break, we'll be right back.

1:26:34 Caller Loveline will be right back.

1:26:35 Drew Hey Adam, you know how guys have trouble with confidence and going out and dating and meeting girls? We have a solution. Axe Deodorant Body Spray.

1:26:53 Adam Hey everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Let's hop back to the phones. Prozac sex drive, ex-girlfriend told him her kid is his. Just started getting headaches.

1:27:08 Drew Kegel exercises.

1:27:09 Adam Oh, Kegel exercises. I haven't talked about Kegels for a while. Hello?

1:27:14 Drew Talking to a guy about it.

1:27:16 Adam Yeah, you want to do Kegel exercises?

1:27:19 Caller Yeah, you guys always recommend them, but you never explain what they actually do and how the heck you do them.

1:27:26 Drew Well, A, we don't recommend them very often.

1:27:28 Adam We very rarely recommend them. How do you do them, Joe?

1:27:32 Drew B, they are merely contraction of the muscles of the floor of the pelvis. If you want to know how to contract or feel that contraction, try interrupting the flow of urine sometimes. That's the muscles. And you're basically supposed to do 10 rapid contractions, one, two, three, four, five, and then 10 prolonged contractions where you hold each for a count of 10. And you do like four sets of that. So rapid followed by the prolonged holding. Do that three or four times a day.

1:27:59 Adam And it's supposed to help you stave off ejaculation?

1:28:03 Drew For men, some men, it may help control ejaculation. For women, it's supposed to give them more of a, more tone in the pelvic floor.

1:28:10 Adam Speaking of that, when can I beat off again?

1:28:12 Drew I don't think there's any withholding on that.

1:28:16 Adam Really?

1:28:17 Drew I don't think so.

1:28:17 Adam I'm scared like a geyser blood will come out.

1:28:21 Drew Your soul might emerge.

1:28:22 Adam And like a syringe in a scitch.

1:28:24 Drew Anesthesiologist will poke out and wave at you.

1:28:27 Adam Yeah, really. I mean, you know, now looking back on my strategy of making racial remarks to my anesthesiologist just before he put me under, probably not a great plan, not a great plan. John?

1:28:43 Caller Yeah.

1:28:44 Adam You're 25? 25?

1:28:46 Caller Yeah.

1:28:47 Adam Your girlfriend likes you to choke her during sex?

1:28:54 Caller She seems to like it more like when I'm actually getting off at the end, you know, but throughout the whole thing. I mean, we can be in public and she'll grab my hand and put it on her throat.

1:29:03 Adam Let me say this. I know, you know, that's an erogenous zone for a woman, the neck. Yeah, they like biting on the neck. They like a little pressure on the neck. I'm not sure what that is. They like their, most women like their neck, like bitten or nibbled or gnawed on or, you know, it's, you know, that powerlessness feeling or, a powerless feeling, I should say. I don't know what that is, but obviously, you strangling her at a restaurant.

1:29:35 Drew Not a great plan.

1:29:36 Adam Yeah. Has she ever physically abused?

1:29:39 Caller I asked her that and she said no, never, or sexually abused or anything. And she often likes just being restrained in general, tied up, that sort of thing.

1:29:48 Drew As long as it's not a necessary thing for her.

1:29:50 Adam Yeah, and if it wasn't, here's the thing. I think this is kind of our rule. If your wacky behavior was not born from some abuse, meaning it's just kind of what you're into now, but you're not forced to do it based on some weird abuse of the past, we'll let it slide. It's like organic at that point.

1:30:12 Drew Right.

1:30:12 Adam You're not acting something out from the past.

1:30:14 Drew Precisely.

1:30:15 Adam All right, let's talk to it.

1:30:16 Drew Although God knows it has some basis, but not something profound.

1:30:20 Adam April?

1:30:23 Guest April?

1:30:23 Adam There we are, 16.

1:30:24 Guest Hi, Adam.

1:30:25 Adam Hey, what's going on?

1:30:26 Drew Hey, April.

1:30:28 Guest First, I have to say that I praise Adam.

1:30:31 Drew You what?

1:30:32 Guest I praise Adam.

1:30:33 Adam You praise me?

1:30:35 Guest Yeah, I think you're wonderful.

1:30:37 Adam Thank you, baby doll. I really am quite unique.

1:30:41 Guest Well, my question was is that I'm 16 and I was raised when I was 13 and since then I've been on Prozac.

1:30:49 Guest And recently, like this past year, I've been having a lot of sexual urges and I was wondering if that was normal.

1:30:59 Drew Do you act on them?

1:31:01 Guest Yes.

1:31:02 Drew Do you get yourself in unpleasant situations as a result?

1:31:06 Guest Not really, it's just more like straightforward.

1:31:10 Guest Like, you know, I don't act them out.

1:31:12 Guest I just like, you know.

1:31:13 Adam All right, do you have a boyfriend?

1:31:15 Guest Yes.

1:31:16 Adam Who raped you when you were 13?

1:31:20 Drew Your ex. Well, look, Prozac normally shuts people down sexually unless it induces sort of a manic state. So if you've been feeling manic, where you don't sleep a lot, you're making grandiose gestures and buying lots of things, I'd look into that. If, on the other hand, merely you're 16, you're with your boyfriend, you find you want to be sexual with him, that's kind of a normal feeling. So I don't see much abnormal with that. And having been raped sometimes makes people feel hypersexual as a way of trying to sort of resolve the trauma.

1:31:46 Adam All right, well, good times. And I got the big green light on beating off, so I gotta hustle out of here.

1:31:50 Drew Yeah, you gotta bring her home, yeah, I know.

1:31:52 Adam May I squeeze one off on the ride?

1:31:54 Drew No doubt.

1:31:55 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:31:58 Caller Alright guys, here's the deal. You're looking to hook up?

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1:32:43 Adam Hey everybody. Well, that's the show. I gotta get going. I gotta drive through some of those red arrows, Drew.

1:32:50 Drew Okay. To get to your master-atory. Yeah, down Venice.

1:32:54 Adam All right, Coppers, come get me. I wanna thank Engineer Anderson for putting in a good three quarters of a week. I wanna thank Engineer Ken for stepping in last second and doing a yeoman's job. Producer Ann for calling me on the job site. Oh, yes, I'm at work today. And Junior, Producer Loren for doing a fantabulous job. And of course, Engineer Chris O'Hare's got to hustle home because his mom is making him. Brian. Oh, what's that?

1:33:32 Drew Sorry, sorry, go ahead.

1:33:33 Adam Oh, Brian, yeah, phone screener Brian doing a fantastic job.

1:33:37 Drew Chris' mom's making menudo.

1:33:38 Adam She's making quesadillas tonight. Quesadillas, no, she's got to head home. So, until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:33:50 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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