Episode 1000628138514

0:54 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. The listener discretion is advised.

1:00 Voiceover Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:05 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, Yellowcard on the show again. Pete Mosley and Ben Harper, both here from the band. And Yellowcard was here about, let me see, October 26th.

1:26 Wow, that was really a year and a half ago.

1:28 Adam Year and a half ago. And they were just getting started now.

1:33 Drew Was that a year and a half ago?

1:34 Oh, three. Oh, three.

1:37 Adam Come on, Drew.

1:38 Good enough.

1:38 Adam You're a dietic.

1:39 Drew Do your math, dude.

1:40 Adam I'm just saying, you understand, you make a math slip up like that at the office. All right, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I hear you. All right, buddy. Now just start listening and no more talk.

1:53 Drew You got it.

1:53 It's been enough already.

1:56 Drew All right. I beg your pardon. Last thing.

1:58 Adam Listen, I had a light beer.

2:00 Drew Yeah.

2:00 Adam I had a light beer.

2:01 Drew That's the last drink. But how many?

2:05 Is it against the rules to do the drinking on the table?

2:06 Drew No, but I want to tell what I was drinking. It's always obvious.

2:09 Adam It's just something to take the edge off. That's all. I got to perform. Do you know what I mean? And it takes a lot out of me as a performer. It's just a little something to take the edge off before I get out there. That's all.

2:21 Drew I hope the Culver City Flyness won't be listening to that.

2:23 Adam Oh, please, drive better. You know, my new, you know, I have this, we're here to talk about Yellowcard tonight, not my driving. But I've now, I refuse and I would ask America to join me in this subtle form of protest, which is the red arrow.

2:41 Drew Don't sit at the red arrow.

2:44 Adam Okay, if you're listening in the Southern California area and you're sitting in an intersection where the light is green, by the way, your light must be green.

2:52 Drew But the light, but there's a red arrow.

2:53 Adam There's a red arrow that says you cannot turn left, even though there's no cars. You can see the earth curving before you see any headlights down the road. Here's what you do. You turn left like an adult, like a human being. And it's like, well, well, that could be dangerous. Well, yeah, you could point your car toward an orphanage and just stomp on the accelerator too. There's many things you could do. I mean, you go home and you could shave and instead just take the razor and jam it in your eye, couldn't you?

3:24 Drew Yeah. Well, a bit of that low razor.

3:25 Adam Yeah.

3:26 Drew Better get rid of it.

3:26 Adam Just get rid of everything. So I now, now here's my thing. I turn left when the signal, when the arrow is red, I just turn left. That's my new thing. I have done it several thousand times now. Rude's been going on for a couple of years now. Not gotten a ticket. You don't sit there like a retard. And by the way, most of the time you have to wait for the signal to completely, it has to cycle. It has to cycle all the way through. It's going to turn red and you're going to sit there. Now here's my new move. Here's where it's really getting crazy. Once in a while I come up the cars and there's already some lemmings sitting there waiting. You go around. I do it from the next lane. I actually whip around them from the lane that's not even supposed to turn left yet. Still no danger because there's no cars coming the other direction and the lemmings are sitting there. I'm getting the yellow card in just one second. I had an old geezer yesterday did the right where it said no right turn on red, not an arrow or anything, just no right turn on red signal.

4:27 Drew Did you go over and congratulate him?

4:28 Adam I turned right. No, I did it.

4:30 Drew Oh, you did.

4:30 Adam And he gave me the, hey buddy.

4:32 Drew He honked at you?

4:33 Adam Yeah, he gave me, hey, out of bounds. And I just thought, what kind of pussy this guy must have been and what kind of pussier are all of you? Stop it, everybody. The stupid arrow wasn't there a year ago. The intersection has been there since 1952. The arrow has been there since April. Just ignore it. Just let everybody do it. And here's all I'm saying. This is all I'm saying and it's right to Yellowcard. Ironically, one of the colors of the signals, by the way.

5:02 Drew Ironically, it's what you might get for a misbehaving.

5:04 Adam Okay. All I'm saying is this. People listen to me, you lemmings.

5:09 Yellowcard People are like, oh, well, the arrow says red.

5:15 Adam And we told Rosa Parks to get to the back of the bus, but she didn't do it, did she?

5:20 Drew Should we also be in smoking on Santa Monica Beach?

5:22 Adam Yes. We should be doing the things we should be doing these things that adults do. And here's the deal. If everyone ignores the arrow, then we're all safe.

5:32 Caller Let's start it here.

5:33 Adam Let's start it here. Let's start it tonight. Mass movement. Everybody ignore the red arrow. If we all do it, we're safe.

5:39 Drew That's a slippery slope. People might start ignoring all laws after that.

5:43 Adam That's right. Before you know it, we've thumbed our nose at gravity. We're jumping off of a high rise building.

5:50 Drew Who knows, Adam? It's a slippery slope.

5:52 Adam I know. I know. Just listen, all you pussies. Forget about the arrow. Just turn.

5:56 Caller I'm so into this conversation.

5:58 Adam You need to turn left when it's safe to turn left. That's how you'll know.

6:03 Drew We need to make a list of things people need to do as adults that would not be harmful to anybody else and not put themselves in danger.

6:08 Adam Next time you go to the beach and there's a 70 knot wind coming offshore, feel free to light up. If you're a smoker, smoke away. Smoke away on the beach, everybody. See here's the whole thing. This is all I'm saying. And that's right to the Yellowcard interview because I'm just saying people look at this as a good thing.

6:27 Drew Yeah.

6:28 Yellowcard Oh, I'm not a smoker.

6:29 Adam It's a good thing. Oh, this arrow, that's safer. It's a good thing. It's a good thing.

6:32 Yellowcard No.

6:33 Adam You understand the difference between this country and all these other countries we make fun of are these retarded laws. These are civil liberties that are slowly being taken away, eroded, quickly, quickly by a bunch of pussies, pussies, secondhand smoke, turning left when there's no traffic coming. You turn left when it's safe. That's it. And if we would all just start doing it, the laws would go away. If everyone who went to the beach would start smoking, they couldn't enforce it. And even nonsmokers. I'm talking about children with emphysema.

7:10 Drew With cystic fibrosis.

7:10 Adam Nine-year-olds with, they should be lighting up with, yeah, and, you know, like a nine-year-old lighting one off another one, a chain, chainsaw, with cystic fibrosis, smoking on the sand. Like, like I said, like Rosa Parks taking a stand. Everyone is such a puss. I was going nuts about this last night.

7:29 Drew And this is a great topic.

7:29 Caller I was just talking to Jim about this. People need to toughen up, man.

7:33 Adam They do. And like that old geezer who gave me the, you turned, you turned.

7:39 Yellowcard Listen, Pops Pussy. This sign, the sign has only been there for a year.

7:44 Caller Live a little bit.

7:45 Adam The intersection's been there for 50 years. Is it OK? And then people, well, then it's like this. Well, it's like, yeah, but you know, there's that's an intersection. Well, you turn when it's safe. That's how you drive. I mean, you drive down. It's not Autotopia Disneyland. I can change lanes at any time and hit somebody, can't I? It's incumbent upon you to make decisions that are responsible. Let that leave that to us. I don't want the man telling us to do that. That's the thing.

8:17 Drew Do a lot.

8:18 Adam If you're at the beach and there's a guy chain smoking and he's he's upwind of you, then pick up and move or ask him to move. That's it. That's all.

8:28 Drew Fourth of July.

8:29 Adam Fourth of July. Fourth of July. Yeah. It's ironic that on the Fourth of July, we can't light fireworks off because a retarded kid loses an eye every three years to say, dad, that'd be a good idea to give him his first a bud tall before he lit off the cherry bomb at nine. And now none of us can use it. But yeah, think about the symbolism of the Fourth of July, what it means in this country and how it's illegal to use fireworks. And again, it's a handful of f ups in this country, destroying it for the rest of us.

8:59 Drew Because of the way we approach that. Yeah.

9:02 Adam Here's the thing.

9:03 Drew We empower that.

9:04 Adam Find the guy who fs up and punish him and let's move forward. Don't punish everybody else, which is essentially what we're doing. We're all being punished. By setting these rules and these laws. We're all being punished. That's right. There'll be none of this for you and none of this for you, even though you don't have any history with it, you've never done it before, you can't do it. There you go. You'll be drinking everything. Everything's got to be, everything's paper and plastic. You know what it's like to go to Europe? You go to Europe. Yellowcard's been to Europe. You actually get to be an adult in Europe. Like when you're in Europe.

9:34 Caller He's got a very good point.

9:35 Adam When you're in Europe, here's what Europe is. Europe is like you're an adult, LA is like you're nine in your grandparent's house.

9:43 Caller If you want to see naked people on the TV, you turn to the channel, because it's there.

9:46 Adam You turn to that channel that has the naked people on it. It's not blocked, it's there. And in the United States, and especially California, the United States is like, it's like your grandma when you're nine, when you're heading out to the pool, honey, wait, no, you don't know glass. No, no, you don't bring it by the, no, that comes in, we put it, put it into the Dixie, put it into the Dixie Real Cup. No, I'm going to actually take the sports page, make it into a funnel. You drink out of that. No, we can't try, it's like, I'm not going to drop, I'm not going to throw the glass into the pool. You understand? No, no. It happened once, therefore, Europe is great. You go to Europe, you actually have to have glass. You get to walk around, you get to drink a beer. Not every door has one of those pneumatic closers on it that's slamming shut all the time. You can light a cigarette up. My God, you get to be an adult. If I was Europe, by the way, this would be, you know, like Disneyland is like, come be a kid again, be a child again. Bob's Europe, come to Europe, be an adult. Hey, you want to get laid? Come to Europe. You like, hey, you like a cigarette? You like to have a glass of wine and a cigarette, right? Come to Europe.

10:53 Caller Let's not get into Amsterdam.

10:54 Adam Come to Europe and come to Amsterdam and be a felon. Forget about being an adult. Come to Amsterdam and be your drunken stepdad. That's where my Amsterdam things. But must be great. Get some fireworks. Get to get the light fireworks, get to drink a beer, get smoke a cigarette. Oh, huge. Yeah. Yeah. There'll be no lighting fireworks in Los Angeles. No, no. Yellowcard, what's up?

11:18 Drew What's that calls?

11:19 Caller No.

11:20 Adam Warped tour, everybody. Yeah.

11:22 Caller We're in the middle of the war. Good stuff.

11:24 Adam Are you guys? Oh, bad religion, newfound glory. Some plan. Good Charlotte. No effects. That's a good lineup this year.

11:30 Caller We were just in Las Vegas last night.

11:32 Adam And when's the when's LA. Warped?

11:35 Caller I was just. Two days.

11:39 Adam Fullerton. That's not Los Angeles.

11:42 Caller No, it's not.

11:43 Adam You know how you know? Because you can probably buy fireworks in Fullerton. I'd like to have some civil liberties brought back, but I want to overdo it and turn into Mexico.

11:52 Drew Remember, these guys are from Florida.

11:54 Adam Oh, yeah.

11:55 Caller We did that last time we were here. We did Florida, Germany.

11:58 Drew Don't worry.

11:58 Adam Oh, Germany or Florida.

11:59 Caller Yeah, that was awesome.

12:01 Adam We will.

12:02 Drew We will.

12:03 Adam In honor of Yellowcard being here tonight, by the way, let's play our Germany or Florida.

12:09 Drew In fact, Yellowcard is the guy that has straightened us out about the different sort of territories within Florida.

12:13 Caller Yes.

12:14 Drew Handhandled, Northern Florida, Central Florida.

12:16 Caller South and North are completely different places. We're from Jacksonville, which is North Florida, which is almost like Georgia with a beach.

12:23 Adam Yeah, it's more like Southeast Georgia.

12:25 Caller Right.

12:25 Drew Where we're from. Civilized.

12:26 Adam Florida is the third biggest state. What do you, second? Florida's got fourth.

12:34 Caller It's up there, man.

12:35 Drew It's top five.

12:36 Adam It's got to be way up there and there's many different climates over there. And California, like, that's another thing people realize there's a lot of rednecks and stuff in Cali.

12:45 Caller There is.

12:46 Adam Get out to Hammett Baker and that desert, Bakersfield, even Northern California, San Diego, Los Angeles, different countries. Yeah. San Francisco, the super liberal, homo, crazy, don't smoke on the beach folks over there. And then you head into Bakersfield and it's like you're in a Hank Williams video, you know?

13:11 Caller Junior, I guess.

13:12 Drew It's the top video, I think.

13:14 Adam Yeah.

13:14 Caller Yeah.

13:15 Caller Florida is the same way we've got. I remember I grew up next to this place called Palm Valley and literally it was like a mile or two drives into the woods from the beach and it was just all trailer parks and all serious rednecks.

13:26 Adam Florida people fish off piers, I hear. Jimmy used to say people just sit around on it and they fish for their food over there.

13:33 Caller You see little bridges and just people are just up there.

13:35 Adam We just fish off the bridge while cars are zipping by. Now, see, by the way, if that was Los Angeles, there'd immediately be a lot.

13:42 Drew None of that.

13:43 Adam Yeah, you couldn't. One Mexican get drunk, fall over.

13:47 Drew No, no, no. Get back to cast one time, got a hook on someone's leg.

13:52 Adam That's it.

13:53 Drew That'd be it.

13:54 Adam Can't do it anymore.

13:55 Drew The city gets sued for $15 million.

13:58 Adam There'll be none of that. That's right.

13:59 Drew That's how it works.

14:01 Adam Daniel? You're 17?

14:05 Caller Yes.

14:05 Adam What's happening?

14:13 Caller We've been together for 14 months, almost 15.

14:17 Drew How old is Sam?

14:19 Caller Do what?

14:20 Drew How old is Sam? Would you? Could you?

14:25 Adam This is why you're not supposed to get engaged when you're 17. You bring up the person's name, you repeat the person's name, and they're confused. And by the way, she's got to turn her back or down or something.

14:36 Drew She's getting like too much feedback.

14:37 Adam Like I give her the big marshal, big stack of marshal apps behind her like, yeah, hold on.

14:44 Drew Daniel? How old is Sam? 17.

14:50 Adam See, this is why we should, I told you to come to sound check.

14:54 Drew Hey, go pick up the Newsweek this week that talks about how frequent, listen, listen.

15:00 Adam They have grit out there. That's all.

15:02 Drew Read about all the cheating that goes on in marriages before the age of 30. It's so common. Come on, wait, wait, wait. Please, dear God, there's no reason to make it so early.

15:12 Adam Get your first divorce out of the way. Just looking at it that way. But just don't spit out any kids, would you please?

15:18 Caller No. No, that's why I'm calling. We're having problems somewhat and I wondered if the problems could be maybe sexually related because we've had sex and then I cut them off. I told them I felt it wasn't right, you know, and it went against my beliefs and I wondered if our problems could be from not eating that.

15:46 Drew What are the problems now?

15:48 Adam Hold on one second. It's just funny that the 17-year-old engaged couples having difficulty like…

15:54 Drew Yeah, they need to see a therapist.

15:55 Adam Well, he got a blowout on his moped and then he sat on my retainer. I mean, it's not been a good month. He got a zit. We're this close to prom season. There's been some serious strife in the relationship.

16:09 Drew Mom wouldn't buy a new pair.

16:14 Adam Jackass is off the air. I mean, it's really been a difficult period for us as a couple. Yeah. When did you stop having sex?

16:30 Drew And what is the problem that you're referring to now? Maybe that's our problem.

16:35 Caller Well, we feel that we're almost like drifting apart.

16:42 Adam Yeah, well, you can't give a guy sex, especially a 17, 18 year old guy, and then stop.

16:49 Drew But that makes them nuts, A. But B, you also can't speak on behalf of the relationship. You can't say, we. You can talk about how you're feeling, and he can talk about how he's feeling, but to say, we're drifting apart, we feel this way, that's BS. However, your feeling is how you're feeling. And if you want to try to solve it, try to heal the relationship, so be it, work on it, if he's willing. Why 17? It wouldn't be such a bad thing that you guys can drift apart because that's what's supposed to happen.

17:17 Adam You stopped having sex because of why?

17:19 Drew It gets her beliefs.

17:22 Caller He doesn't have a problem with it. I can wait. And, you know, we're going to, we haven't told our parents yet, and that's what probably caused the problems. And we're going to wait at least probably five years. Maybe we want to get through college or halfway through college.

17:43 Adam No sex for five. He's not supposed to have sex from 17 to 22. After having sex, it's going to be tough.

17:51 Caller I'm sorry. I can't hear you guys.

17:52 Adam Okay. Is he 17? Yes. And he's not supposed to, he's not going to have sex with you for five years.

18:00 Caller He said that he could wait that long if he had to. You know, he did have a problem with it.

18:05 Drew I don't think he can.

18:05 Adam Interesting. So, so the question is what?

18:13 Caller The question is, we're having problems. You know, we're afraid we're drifting apart. And I wonder if it could be from not having sex.

18:22 Adam It could be for a million reasons. It's a good thing.

18:24 Drew It could be just being 17. It's not a bad thing.

18:26 Adam Just go to go to college. He should go to college somewhere.

18:30 Caller Right.

18:30 Drew It's unfortunate. Maybe we sound sort of harsh saying that, but it's okay if this shifts apart. It's a healthy and it's supposed to happen that way at 17.

18:38 Caller You learn from it. I mean, yes.

18:39 Drew You go to college. Great plan. Great plan. Go to college. And this will seem like a funny little footnote in your life.

18:46 Adam And you should have multiple relationships that don't work or that work and then don't work. It's all it's all experience.

18:54 Drew And by the way, the fact that she wants to sort of reestablish her values of excellent. Keep going. Keep going. Right.

18:59 Adam Right. But you cannot give the guy taste and then reel it in. No, no, no, because you know why? It becomes like a shark with chum, no bear. Once he gets his taste of blood, blood. But once the animal got a taste for human blood, that's it. Once the wolf got the taste for human blood.

19:27 Drew Impossible. Can't be contained.

19:29 Adam No, got to put him down.

19:30 Drew Goes on a rampage.

19:31 Caller Those years. 70s? No, 17 to 21.

19:35 Adam You can't do that. All right. Let's talk to James. James? Hey. You're 19? What's up?

19:43 Drew By the way, Adam, what's with curling up my marker?

19:46 Adam I don't know. It fell off. Did I pull it off?

19:49 Drew You pulled it off.

19:50 Yellowcard All right. You guys there?

19:52 Adam Yeah, we're here.

19:53 Sorry about that, guys. So anyways, last night I was having sex with this girl.

19:58 Yellowcard I pulled out and the condom was inside of her. Then this morning I took her to get the morning after pill.

20:06 Drew Perfect. You are my hero, James.

20:09 And oh, before that, you guys are my heroes.

20:12 Yellowcard Yeah. But anyways, my question is just that like all day I've just been like tripping out over this stuff because I don't want to do whatever.

20:23 Adam Everything was going so great.

20:24 Drew Yeah, we were having such a great time together.

20:25 Adam So they dropped the F bomb.

20:28 Drew Yes, of course you don't want to be a dad. And you're doing exactly what you need to do to prevent that from happening. You took her in within 12 hours of this unprotected or this situation where the condom fell off, about a 90% success rate with the morning after pill. So there you go. You're going to be good. Just relax. This is very unlikely. And if you want to sort of calculate your risk, if she's mid cycle, the risks obviously are higher than if she's at either extreme or recycle. All right.

20:52 Adam Let's just let's just recap here. The time that you're most fertile or most susceptible, don't get the vagina book out.

21:00 Drew I'm getting the vagina book.

21:02 Adam The time is from the end your period. It's like 15 days after your last day of your period. That's when most women ovulate, yes? And you've pretty much got a day in there somewhere.

21:16 Drew So where you don't menstruate on the beginning of day one and day 14, here's ovulation or end on day four and day 18 of ovulation.

21:24 Adam So it's it's two weeks, essentially, just two weeks when after you finish your menstruation cycle menstruation cycle, right?

21:33 Drew Right. That's the way to think of it. And and basically you have really one, well, three days that the sperm can wait up there one day after ovulation, you're pregnant.

21:45 Adam So it can hang. It can hang and sperm can hang. It's a sperm will pounce. The sperm just waits. Right. I understand.

21:53 Caller Sometimes I have something to talk about. Now I have I have a question for you.

21:56 Drew You got to say it. You can't you can't leave us hanging like that.

21:59 Adam Go ahead.

21:59 Caller Yeah. Yeah, I just you know, we have close friends in Jacksonville, Florida, and I have noticed that so many of my friends in Florida in the south are getting married, having kids. And now that we've lived out here for about four years in the West Coast with a thirty five.

22:13 Drew They'll be fair. No, come on.

22:14 Caller No, I mean, like my friends are 20, you know, and they're this just happens earlier there. Right. It happens so much more there. It's obvious. And now I just wanted to see if there's what do you think it is? Because it's the south way people are raised there. I think it's the south. I don't know what it is, man. They're obvious.

22:29 Drew There is no doubt that the lower socioeconomic brackets, you mentioned trailers, that marriage occurs earlier.

22:36 Caller It's much slower.

22:37 Drew That it is people that are trying to enter that delay. The primary reason for delay is education. People are completing their education. Now to really complete a professional education, you're in your late 20s, early 30s. And then they think about getting married. So that's one of the big reasons that the people that have access to higher education wait. People that don't get a little bored, get a little, you know.

22:56 Caller Maybe that's it. And it's just.

22:57 Drew They want to start having families. And they do. And often their families did the same thing.

23:02 Caller You know, even a lot of my friends aren't even married yet, but they're like their girlfriend of two years, whatever they have in a kid, and now they're going to get married.

23:09 Drew How old are they?

23:10 Caller You know, like we're talking like 22, 23, 24 year olds. It's happened a lot.

23:14 Drew That's not bad. It's not bad.

23:16 Caller I have close friends that could be listening right now, you know, and they're getting married and stuff. And it's just so crazy. And I have a lot of friends out here, but my friends in the South and in Florida are. It's happening.

23:24 Adam Well, also, the people that come out here or who are even from here are usually here because they're trying to do something.

23:33 Caller Exactly.

23:33 Adam And when you're trying to do something, you put off almost everything while you try to pursue whatever career you're pursuing. And even the ones where you say, all right, that's fine for people who came out here. What about the people are out here? A lot of people that are out here, their folks came out here to do something. Almost everyone who's here came here.

23:52 Caller Same thing with Yellowcard. That's why we moved out here to do something out here and play shows and be in the business. Instead you could be sitting, going to college and that's what they look forward to getting married and having the kids. That's what they're waiting for. They're waiting. It makes sense.

24:07 Drew In a way, it's a good thing. The problem is I know too much about our family systems, this country, to think for a second that there was an idyllic childhood your friends went through.

24:15 Caller I don't know.

24:16 Drew It's a good thing that people put a priority in getting married and having a family. It's the hurry to do those, so it's usually a rescue from an unfortunate or unpleasant origin.

24:24 Caller And a lot of these people don't have very big plans in the future. You know what I mean?

24:28 Drew Well, that's all right.

24:29 Caller But it's like...

24:31 Adam Listen, I say it all the time. Not everyone can be... If everyone's smart, then no one's smart. We've got to have some losers out there so I can feel good about myself.

24:38 Caller It's just there.

24:38 Adam No, call them losers.

24:39 Drew Well, usually it takes all kinds.

24:42 Adam It does take all kinds, but I mean, I'm literally a millionaire, right?

24:45 Caller What are you doing, guys? Come on, man.

24:47 Adam Literally.

24:47 Caller Don't be losers. Don't get married.

24:48 Adam If everyone had a million dollars, it wouldn't be no big deal. You see what I'm saying?

24:52 Caller Good point. All right.

24:53 Adam Yellowcard. No, no, it wouldn't because then I wouldn't literally be-

24:56 Drew I know you wouldn't be a big deal. You'd be a big casino, but it would be a good thing.

25:00 Adam For them, but not for me. I wouldn't feel good about myself. Yellowcard in studio tonight. We're going to take ourselves a little break. We'll hear a little something off the CD, Coach Mammoni, and we'll do all that after this.

25:14 Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

25:35 Adam Hey everybody, it's the Love Line. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Pete and Ben here tonight from Yellowcard, Ocean Avenue. Name of the CD, we're fastly approaching Platinum.

25:52 Yellowcard Yeah, yeah, very true.

25:55 Caller We've shipped a lot of records.

25:57 Adam It's the little record that could spin out for almost a year now.

26:01 Drew Should we hear one of the songs?

26:04 Caller No, no, no, don't push it.

26:06 Drew It's doing well enough by itself, I guess, yeah.

26:08 Adam Yeah, yeah, it is.

26:10 Drew But it's nice sometimes to have people like, oh, it's those guys.

26:13 Adam Yeah, all right, we should do that.

26:14 Caller This will be that song.

26:15 Adam Although Drew said he had his cat put to sleep this weekend, which now makes me feel bad.

26:21 Caller What happened?

26:22 Drew Just got sick old.

26:23 Adam The cat was only four years old, but you're just tired of caring for it?

26:26 Drew Well, that too, but 15 got heart failure, and this was like, no.

26:30 Adam How are the kids?

26:31 Drew They're pretty freaked out.

26:32 Adam Let me translate. $1273 it would have cost to make the cat right, as opposed to putting them down for 38, 50.

26:40 Drew What was interesting to me, first of all, I'm veterinarian, it's driving me a little bit crazy.

26:44 Adam Drew, you don't like them because you're like, hey buddy, I'm a real doctor.

26:47 Drew No, it's just the thinking isn't right. I'm Brian Kent, I go, look, we watched this cat that's here, he's an old cat. I think, what can we do here? And he goes, I don't know what's going on. I go, well, you hear flu in his lungs, he's old, it's gonna be heart, liver, kidney, or cancer. And I think, and he goes, well, I don't know. How long do cats live? 14. Right. The cat's 15. I go, well, two weeks, we'll be back here again. Well, but I don't know what's going on. So we go through the workup, blah, blah, blah. Okay, it's heart failure. Now the flu is out. Now the cat's in extreme distress. And I'm saying, look, come on, come on.

27:21 Adam What do they put him down with? They give him a shot?

27:23 Drew They give him some sedatives so we can get the kids in and say goodbye.

27:25 Adam The kids? Oh, the kids came in.

27:27 Caller How old are your kids? Eleven, triplets.

27:30 Adam He had, well, actually, I had four kids. We had one put down.

27:36 Drew It's a different circumstance. It's a whole other story.

27:41 Adam I was just curious. I just wanted to cover it. It was just cheaper at that point.

27:46 Drew But the point is, it was fascinating to me to think that people, even veterinarians, cannot establish a philosophy of care. When you want to establish comfort for an old biological being who has no chance of survival, who is going to be in misery for months and be in the same place a couple months from now, to say, we want comfort to be the priority of care. And then finally we go, look, you don't want to be keeping the cat alive for us. And he goes, well, that's what I'm used to. I go, let's do it for the cat.

28:13 Adam There should be a Kevorkian type character who just comes to your house, videotapes the cat, puts it on a suicide machine. The cat's actually videotaped the paw, actually flipping the thing. You know what I mean?

28:26 Drew Yeah.

28:27 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Get rid of them cats. I agree.

28:30 Caller All right.

28:30 Adam So now you got the cats down, the only dogs to go, right?

28:33 Yellowcard Dogs are fine.

28:34 Adam How are the kids with the cat?

28:36 Drew Pretty freaked out.

28:36 Caller Yeah.

28:37 Adam They don't like that. I put my cat down when I was like 18 and I was balled like a baby.

28:41 Drew You're a pussy.

28:43 Adam Yeah. Smart. You got to go say bye. That's the tough part.

28:46 Yeah, I know. It really is.

28:49 Caller It's like anything, man.

28:50 Drew It's very uncomfortable.

28:52 Caller All right. Any kind of death?

28:53 Drew There was no going back. This cat was in distress. And I was like, look, that's this cat.

28:57 Adam Fourteen's good.

28:58 Drew Fifteen.

28:59 Adam Fifteen.

29:00 Yellowcard Right.

29:00 Adam Bold age for a cat. Well, that's what I was saying last week. You know, we always talk about like dog years and cat years, you know, being like 7 to 1, but you don't hear about the days.

29:11 Yellowcard You see what I'm saying?

29:13 Adam Like five days. That's like 35 days. You don't hear about the days or even the minutes. Ten minutes would be like two hours to them. You know what I mean? It's always. It's always years. What about the days?

29:26 Drew What about them?

29:27 Adam That's what I'm saying. No, I'm saying what about what about them? All right, let's let's hear a song from Yellowcard. Yeah.

29:35 Drew Excellent.

29:36 Adam Are you cute up there? Whoever you are? Yes. Chris? No, but I don't know. I don't know if that's Anderson that does it or you. It's you. It's always been that way.

29:47 Drew Oh, OK.

29:48 Adam All right, this is a little something called Ocean Avenue. In studio tonight. Almost a million records, everybody. Let's put it over the top. I was thinking, Drew was saying he had his cat put down a little earlier tonight. I was thinking, what percentage of females announced they're going to be veterinarians at some point in their life and then what percentage actually become vets?

33:37 Drew 80%.

33:38 Adam No, it's got to be about 90%. 90% of females have ever met before the age of 14, announced that they're going to be a vet at some point, usually around the age of nine. Yeah. Nine or 10. And now, let me ask you this hypothetical. The amount of males that announce they're going to play sports, not one sport, all sports. If you took basketball, you took all the young little black boys for basketball, and then the little white boys for baseball, and all the Samoans for football. I don't know who plays. The point is, is you put them all together. You took all the males together before the age of, you know, 12, who announced that they were going to be a professional athlete. Would that number be the women who announced they were going to be vets? I don't know.

34:28 Drew It's close.

34:28 Adam I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. The Jewish boys. They don't make that. They're going to be in the front office. They don't make that. Not all the guys.

34:36 Drew They're more realistic.

34:38 Adam Yes. They're more realistic. And they're more boys who know they suck at sports by age 9 or 10, who got cut from the team or got hit last or something like that.

34:49 Drew Many go, you know, they announced they're going to play for the NFL for a few years and they have to have something to fall back on. That's a routine announcement now.

34:56 Adam Yeah. All right. So you would say, what do you guys say? More guys. Now, by the way, this is all sports combined versus women going to be veterinarians.

35:05 Caller You say more. Do more guys say they're going to be veterinarians? That women actually follow through.

35:10 Drew That women say they're going to be veterinarians.

35:12 Adam No women. Oh, there's a handful of lesbians that have become veterinarians.

35:15 Caller I think myself wanted to be a tight end for all of them. I think every guy. Every guy. Guys, even myself.

35:22 Drew But I think the problem...

35:23 Adam I'm arguing, I'm saying that between, you know, Pop Warner football and a little league baseball and just schoolyard, whatever, getting picked last, there's a handful of guys that are sadly and acutely aware that they're not much good at sports by the third or fourth grade.

35:38 Drew But those kids are thinking, I'm going to get there. I'll show them.

35:41 Adam Really? The ones that aren't getting picked and stuff?

35:43 Drew But here's the deal. The number of males that actually play professional sports must actually be about the same as the girls, the women that actually become veterinarians.

35:53 Adam Yes.

35:53 Drew About the same number.

35:55 Adam Probably.

35:55 Caller With all the sports there, arena football.

35:57 Drew You think it's less? He thinks it's less.

35:59 Yellowcard Oh, now you've opened it to arena ball.

36:01 Adam We've got minor league baseball. There's a lot of veterinarians, though.

36:07 Caller It's a common thing for women to go ahead and, you know, young girls.

36:11 Adam I'm just saying, we're going to get on the Internet and find this out.

36:14 Caller I'm sure we can do that.

36:15 Drew You guys can probably do your own poll. Yeah. All right.

36:17 Adam We have a question for the band, by the way. Melissa? Twenty-six?

36:23 Caller Yes.

36:24 Adam What's up?

36:24 Caller Twenty-six.

36:25 Caller Twenty-six.

36:27 Drew Go.

36:28 Caller I was just wanting to know when your next video was out.

36:32 Caller I actually aired today on MTV2.

36:34 Drew Did you say you were an extra in it?

36:37 Caller Yeah.

36:37 Caller Oh, wow. Thanks for coming out to that shoot, Myla. Thanks. It was fun. It was the first time we actually had hit our own fans there for the performance footage. It was really cool.

36:47 Drew Well, you did have to hire the band. Well, not even.

36:49 Caller We'd never done a performance footage for a video. It was just us, you know, no actual crowd.

36:55 Adam Melissa.

36:56 Drew Yes.

36:56 Adam Did you ever want to be a veterinarian at any point?

37:00 Caller Yes, actually, when I was 13, I believe.

37:02 Drew 13.

37:03 Adam There we go.

37:03 Drew I should look right away with it, but yeah.

37:05 Adam One for one.

37:06 Caller It's hard to ask us who we are.

37:07 Drew And you are a veterinarian now, Melissa.

37:09 Adam What are you doing now?

37:11 Caller I'm kind of unemployed right now.

37:13 Drew Right now she's unemployed.

37:16 Caller She wants to be an extra in a music video.

37:18 Adam What's your, do you have a field, do you have any training?

37:21 Caller Criminal justice.

37:22 Adam Nice. And you can't get a gig?

37:25 Caller I haven't really.

37:27 Drew That means working in a prison.

37:29 Adam Oh, you're working in a prison?

37:31 Caller No, but I'd actually like to.

37:33 Adam I'm sure the fellas would like you to show up to MTV to check it out.

37:38 Caller It's on today or tonight.

37:41 Caller We don't get that here.

37:42 Caller Go to a friend's house.

37:43 Adam What do you mean here? Where are you? You're in Los Angeles.

37:47 Caller I got it in my apartment, Shreveport. But yeah, it's MTV 2 and you can see it online too.

37:52 Adam You got to get online or ask for ask for it. We'll get that TV. Is it Tracy? Are you a guy?

37:59 Caller Yeah. No, I'm a girl. Oh, you're a girl. Yes. All right.

38:02 Adam How old were you when you decided you wanted to work with animals?

38:07 Caller I don't want to work with animals.

38:08 Drew No, no, but at one point in your life.

38:10 Caller I have never actually wanted to. I still have the same dreams as I did when I was three years old.

38:15 Drew Which are what?

38:16 Caller To become a brain surgeon, neurosurgeon.

38:19 Caller You actually dreamed that you wanted to be a brain surgeon at three years old.

38:22 Caller Yeah. Well, people used to ask me and I used to tell them.

38:27 Adam Yeah, I wonder and nothing, nothing, nothing with horses even. Something with horses.

38:34 Caller Well, maybe when I was like eight or nine, I thought I wanted to be a vet just because my cat got.

38:38 Adam All right. All right. All right. Don't argue with me. Well, maybe when I was younger, people are so stupid.

38:47 Yellowcard How could this? Would you want this broad working on your brain?

38:51 Adam Sweetie. Yeah, you know, you're holding the scalpel by the business end. Go ahead and turn that. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, that's that's called a gamma knife. Yeah, that's be careful. This way, put the protective goggles on. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. When you're eight or nine. What? All right, let's get it together. Let's go. Let's break it down. Hey, grab it together. Hey, gentlemen, break it down. When I say gentlemen, I use that term loosely. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to take a break. And I'm dedicating the rest of the show until finding out what we got to do Germany, Florida, though. Florida, Germany, Germany, Florida.

39:29 Caller Germany or Florida.

39:34 Adam All right.

39:35 Caller That wasn't there last time.

39:36 Adam Tracy. Now, OK, we got to take a break. But what about Brittany?

39:40 Drew We got to start real quick.

39:41 Adam Brittany.

39:42 Caller Things are sick and twisted from too much sun and Nazis, sex, death and death fetishes. Both of them have got these guaranteed not to bore you. Germany or Florida.

39:51 Drew And how old were you when you want to be a veterinarian? Producer Anne. Ten. Nine.

39:56 Caller Nine.

39:57 Drew Nine. Perfect.

39:57 Adam Brittany.

39:58 Drew And you are a veterinarian. No. Wait.

40:00 Adam Brittany. Yeah. Did you ever want to work with animals? I think veterinarians can do this.

40:06 Caller I did when I was like nine.

40:08 Drew Nine.

40:08 Yellowcard All right. All right.

40:10 Yellowcard Let's take a little break.

40:11 Drew Four for four.

40:12 Adam Yeah.

40:13 Drew We need some guys now to interview a little bit.

40:15 Yellowcard Eight for me. That's Anderson.

40:16 Drew Eight, you're going to play professional hockey?

40:18 Yellowcard No, I wanted to be his vet. I'm gay though, right, Adam? Yeah. Yeah.

40:24 Drew I thought you wanted to be a hockey player.

40:26 Yellowcard No, I can't even stand on skates. I just love the sport.

40:28 Drew Football?

40:29 Yellowcard Negative.

40:30 Drew You never wanted to be a professional athlete?

40:33 Caller I wanted to be an undercover cop.

40:35 Adam Anderson's a rebel.

40:36 Drew You wanted to be a what?

40:37 Yellowcard I wanted to be an undercover cop because I watched a lot of Miami Vice growing up.

40:39 Drew Yeah.

40:41 Adam Let's take a break. Drew, we'll find out. We'll find out about the guys. I'm telling you, it's a higher percentage of win.

40:47 Drew Evidently. So far.

40:49 Adam The 80s is a very low estimate. It's probably more into the 90s. Let's take ourselves a little break. Yellowcard in the studio. We'll be right back after this.

40:59 1-800-LOVE-1-9-1 Drew.

41:04 Adam Guess how many terrific sense acts deodorant body spray comes in? No, more.

41:12 Drew Nine.

41:15 Adam Anyway, seven's a nut, right?

41:22 Yellowcard Hey, everybody.

41:23 Adam It's Loveline. Four.

41:29 Yellowcard Four.

41:29 Adam Song number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Pete and Ben here tonight from Yellowcard, Ocean Avenue, name of the CD. Oh, so many things to talk about. I got your fireworks. I got to lease my dad a car. I got trouble. I don't know what to do.

41:46 Drew Same car.

41:47 Adam That's some good suggestions. I could really use the listener's help tonight. He needs to be punished, but I'm not sure how to punish him. And like maybe he's too old.

41:58 Drew Punished because he doesn't appreciate the car. He leases it and stores it, doesn't drive it.

42:03 Adam Let me ask the Yellowcardians this. I've been leasing my dad a car for five years, right? This is because I can. Same car? Same car. Luxury. Q45. You know, $55,000 car, right? The last like ten times I've seen him, he hasn't been driving the car. He's been driving my stepmom's $14,000 minivan, basically, with the beige cloth interior and the, you know, shifter column up on the tree there, you know. And I said to him a couple of times like, well, first I thought he wasn't driving the car because my stepmom was driving it. Who was no angel, by the way. Okay, that's, that's, by the way, I never even thought about that. She was bitchy to me when I grew up. Now I'm, yeah, no, no, that's not the point. I'm leasing her $55,000 car, you see what I'm saying? Now the car is like, yeah, $600 a month plus insurance, probably about $800 a month for the last five years starts to add up, right? Literally a millionaire so I can absorb it. But the last 10 times I see the guy, he's driving my stepmom's crappy minivan. And I say to, and now, and meanwhile, he's got to turn the car in and it's under the mileage. Meanwhile, you know, $12,000 a year and he probably drives at 7,500 miles a year or something like that. So finally, I say to him, why is it? Why are you driving the minivan? Where's your I got you a nice car. Why aren't you driving that? And he says, gas prices through the roof. Now, he lives about four miles from my house. His car gets 20 in the city and the other car gets 30. It's really 33 cents there and back is the gas price. But anyway, and we're talking about leasing him a new car because this thing's coming up in a few weeks now. So I say to him, I give him a talk and I say, look, dad, you got a nice car. The gas, 25, 30 cents. Drive the nice car. Plus, you got to turn the thing in in a couple of weeks and you're under the mileage on it. Enjoy yourself a little bit. I see him a week later. He's driving the van again. Now, I get a message from him the other night that says, hey, listen, you know, I got to turn this car in. And I know we were talking, not being an a-hole, just saying we were talking about getting me a new car. I think we're going to have to kind of get on that now because I've got to turn this in. Now, here's the question. What do I do?

44:29 Drew He needs to be punished. You either get him a...

44:32 Adam Someone told me today, get him a van. Get him the same van.

44:35 Drew Well, you can do that.

44:37 Adam Get the ugliest car on the market.

44:38 Drew No, no.

44:38 Adam Yeah, but, gee, realistically.

44:40 Drew Get a Prius.

44:42 Adam Just get him a...

44:43 Drew Get him a green car. Get him a green car. Prius. You know, the green hybrid cars.

44:47 Adam Yeah.

44:48 Drew Or get him like a Hummer. Get him like a...

44:51 Adam Yeah, that's a funny joke. I spent $75,000 on an automobile.

44:55 Drew So, some huge gas-gasing vehicle. We'd never drive that. Well, he gets his way.

44:59 Caller The gas thing.

45:00 Adam I should get him a Honda Element. I'm just saying. Your joke would be funny if it wasn't costing me $1,100 a month for five years. You understand?

45:10 Drew Get a Prius.

45:11 Adam Here's really the question. Do you sit down and have a blowout with him? Do you like, hey, listen, old man, what the hell you think it is? A slap in the face? Do you do that? Do you have no conversation? You really should have.

45:23 Drew You have a blowout, but you have a conversation like, hey, look, I've noticed you don't really like these luxury cars.

45:28 Adam Not don't like these luxury cars.

45:31 Drew Won't drive them.

45:32 Adam Won't drive it because gas went up a 13th of a nickel.

45:35 Drew Let's get a green car.

45:37 Adam A green car, a little car. That's good. And then I save some money.

45:41 Drew You save some money.

45:43 Adam You know what? It's perfect punishment. It's like, you know, I was going to get you the Jag.

45:48 Drew No, I was going to get you the Bentley.

45:50 Adam I was going to get you the Maybach. That's a custom-made, that's $300,000. That's the Burl Walnut and all that, whatever. The point is mileage, not for you. You need a Sprint. That's a three-cylinder automobile. I think they still make them. I know a guy can get me one. He can smuggle it out of Cuba. It's going to be great. I'll put a fresh coat of primer on it. You're going to love it. And you know the great thing about it? No air conditioning because that robs the engine of power and that affects your mileage. All right. So that's it. I say, I can see how thrifty you are and I don't want to put you in that position.

46:25 Drew It suits your values.

46:27 Adam That's right. Give him a moped like a solar powered moped. The one with the wheels the size of shopping carts. Perfect. Well, now we've taken no calls, Drew, because you've monopolized the whole thing talking about my dad. Yellowcard in here tonight. This is going to be uncomfortable. I'm going to talk to you about it tomorrow. We'll take ourselves a quick break and we'll be right back.

46:49 Caller Alright guys, bottom line, here's the deal.

46:51 Caller Looking to hook up? Sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

46:54 One call is all you need to make.

46:56 Call the dateline.

46:57 Yellowcard 877-889-DATE.

47:03 Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

47:29 Adam 1-800-LOVE-191 Hey everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, beating Ben here tonight from Yellowcard. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Getting a little hernia surgery done on Wednesday.

47:43 Drew Man, I cannot wait for that.

47:45 Adam I'm looking forward to it, too.

47:46 Yellowcard My balls hurt, they'll never heal.

47:50 Adam A little scruffy down there where they got to work. And we talked about this. Yeah. Should I do a little pruning before I head in? My balls look like the chin of an old Chinaman.

48:03 Drew Otherwise, they're going to have to get those mulching devices there.

48:07 Adam I'm just saying, seriously, but here's the thing. I don't want them to think that I shave my sack or my groin.

48:15 Drew They won't, don't worry. You have to do some work to make it think that.

48:20 Adam Honestly, I really do mean it. It's not, it's not ball sack area.

48:25 Drew De-bulk it.

48:26 Adam That's what I mean. I want to thin it out, like hit it with a flow bee or something before they have to bust out the beck.

48:33 Drew Yeah.

48:34 Adam Would they appreciate that? Should I ask them?

48:37 Drew No, just go ahead and do it.

48:38 Adam No, shouldn't ask them?

48:39 Drew No, just go ahead and do it. It will not matter to them the way the other reality is.

48:43 Adam I'm just saying they could spend, the anesthesia could wear off while they were still trying to clear the hair out.

48:48 Drew That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I think you need to do, a little de-bulk it.

48:52 Adam Plus, I don't...

48:53 Drew That's reading the mulcher in there, too, could take some time.

48:55 Adam Let's stop kidding around.

48:57 Drew Would you?

48:57 Yellowcard I'm undergoing a very important...

48:59 Caller It could be a kind gesture.

49:00 Adam Surgery.

49:00 Caller It could be a kind gesture.

49:04 Adam I have...

49:05 Drew Oh, you got to show.

49:06 Yellowcard A lot of hair.

49:07 Adam No, I'm not going to show, but I have, you know, prodigious amounts of top-pube. And that's the area that I need to be worked on.

49:17 Drew Well, they're going to work the whole thing out. They're going to get rid of everything everywhere there.

49:21 Adam They'll get rid of everything.

49:22 Drew It's all right.

49:24 Yellowcard Should I? OK.

49:25 Adam I'm saying I go in tomorrow to, like, talk to the guy. Should I say to him?

49:31 Drew You can ask the surgeon. Yeah, sure.

49:32 Adam Just buzz it off. No, because it's going to look like the floor of a, like, Harlem barber shop. I mean, it's sort of like, it looked like, like in the 70s when black guys would go into the military and they'd just buzz off that huge Dr. J.

49:48 Drew Fro.

49:49 Adam Yeah. That's what's going to be on the floor. There's going to be hair everywhere.

49:52 Drew And these are, these are laminar flow rooms and stuff. Who knows what could happen? Yeah.

49:56 Adam They're going to have to move me.

49:58 Caller Yeah.

49:58 Adam I should do it.

49:59 Caller Yeah.

50:00 Adam Okay.

50:00 Caller Yeah.

50:01 Drew All right. You're going to see him tomorrow?

50:03 Adam No, I'm going in. I'm going in to get, you know, the blood work. No, I won't see the guy. They do the blood and the, whatever. And then, yeah.

50:12 Drew Oh.

50:12 Adam It's good times. It's not complaining immediately.

50:14 Drew I got to go tell the nurse what to expect.

50:16 Adam Trouble. Well, I have ways people could improve. Jean?

50:22 Caller Hello?

50:23 Adam Twenty-eight?

50:25 Caller Yeah.

50:25 Adam What's up? Ah. And when did you decide you wanted to be a veterinarian? When you were 23.

50:36 Drew So, ironically, the women that become veterinarians do not declare at nine that they're going to be veterinarian.

50:41 Caller Actually, no. There were a lot of people in my class who wanted to be that from when they were like three or four years old.

50:47 Adam What did you want to be when you were eight years old?

50:49 Caller I'm sorry?

50:50 Adam What did you want to be when you were eight years old?

50:53 Caller When I was eight years old, I wanted to be a human doctor.

50:55 Adam Oh, you wanted to be a regular doctor?

50:57 Caller Yes.

50:57 Caller All right.

50:58 Adam And you just couldn't cut it. That's Drew staring.

51:00 Caller Actually, I did get into medical school, but I think people are kind of gross.

51:04 Caller Yeah.

51:04 Drew People are gross.

51:05 Adam In a way, you work with animals, you know, it's like, and by the way, you lose one. And it's like, you're just right into the garbage disposal. You know what I mean? Well, I mean, but let's let's be honest, you lose. You know, you're working on a kid and you lose and the folks are in it. You know, you got a deal. That's some real that's heavy drama there. You got an old cat, an old dog in there. Something goes wrong. And by the way, the dog has no way of complaining. You know, no animals, Iran, ironically, cannot rat you out, you know, can't tell you what they're not saying. They're not suing. They can't say what you screwed up.

51:44 Caller You know, I understand their emotions. You really know what's right.

51:47 Drew No, you do. But the point is that people still get sued the way they can.

51:51 Yellowcard Right. All right.

51:52 Drew All right.

51:53 Adam So so Jean is a vet, but ironically, didn't want to be one until later on. So we talked to Tracy over here who we spoke to before to want to keep going with my informal vet poll.

52:05 Drew Oh, yeah.

52:05 Adam Talk to Jesse.

52:06 Drew No, no mails.

52:07 Adam What about Layla?

52:08 Drew William. Ask William when he would be a professional sport player.

52:10 Adam William. See if you want to be a professional athlete. William. Did you ever declare dream or declare of becoming a professional athlete?

52:22 Yellowcard Well, my goal is to become a PE teacher in high school. So no, not really.

52:26 Adam So whenever you were 10 years old, you didn't want to play shortstop for the Dodgers?

52:32 Yellowcard No, not really.

52:34 Adam No, never thought about playing professional or anything.

52:36 Yellowcard No, I'm pretty lame at sports.

52:38 Adam Yeah. You see, this is my argument. I think guys, you see, here's the thing. Most likely. Nine-year-old chicks, like chicks don't know they're dumb until later on in life. By then it's too late. No, they don't know. Listen, nine-year-old chicks have no idea.

52:52 Drew By the way, nine-year-olds are kicking their male counterparts' butts at that age.

52:57 Adam Right, Asians. Nine-year-old white chicks don't know that they don't have the goods for what it takes to get through medical college or biology and all this kind of stuff like that. You see what I'm saying? They just think of that. Whereas guys, there's ten-year-old guys who know they suck. Throwing the ball hits them in the forehead. They know they're bad. That's young William. Should we talk to Tracy?

53:18 Drew Let's go to Tracy.

53:20 Adam Tracy? You're 16? What's up?

53:25 Caller Okay, I just have a question about alcoholism. And Dr. Drew always says that it's not the amount and how often you drank it, right?

53:34 Drew It's the consequences and the family history.

53:37 Caller Yeah, and the family history. I have, let's say I have like 25 aunts and uncles and all of them are alcoholics.

53:48 Drew Are you North American Indian descent by any chance? That would be North American Indian.

53:55 Caller What is that?

53:56 Adam That's Eastern India.

53:59 Caller I can barely hear you.

54:01 Drew No, Navajo. In fact, when I see family systems where the incidence of alcoholism approaches 100%, there was all the siblings, all the aunts and uncles, it's in my experience always North American Indian descent and interestingly, usually either Navajo or Cherokee. And I don't know what it is about those genetics that really stack up.

54:20 Caller It just runs in the family or what not.

54:22 Adam But Drew, we got to write that down.

54:24 Drew What? Are you North American Indian?

54:26 Adam No.

54:26 Yellowcard No, I'm a Navajo.

54:27 Adam Why is that?

54:29 Drew Genes, genetics.

54:31 Caller What about Irish?

54:32 Drew Irish and Scottish have a high incidence too, and Central Europeans and certain parts of Africa, but alcoholism is a genetic disorder.

54:38 Adam That's a serious history. You can't say that.

54:40 Caller Everyone's the same.

54:41 Adam You either get the gene or you either get the gene.

54:44 Caller You could go there.

54:45 Adam You can't say that.

54:45 Drew You either have the gene or you don't. Don't have the gene for this disease.

54:49 Adam There's no difference in any of them. Everyone's the same, Drew.

54:52 Drew That's right.

54:52 Adam You can never say that.

54:53 Drew All humans are the same.

54:54 Adam Everything's the same. All cultures, all religions, all people.

54:57 Drew With hair color, skin color, all the same.

54:59 Adam There's no different and there's only good different. There's never bad different. If there is a difference, it's good. It's not alcoholism.

55:06 Drew No, it's just different.

55:07 Adam It's just different. We can't judge. Cannot judge. Impossible to judge. Go ahead, Tracy.

55:12 Caller Well, okay, let's see this past year, my sophomore year of high school, me and my friend Carrie, my best friend. You know Carrie.

55:21 Adam Carrie?

55:22 Drew Oh yeah, Carrie.

55:22 Adam Sweet girl. Sweet girl.

55:24 Drew Not Navajo. Not North American Indian either.

55:25 Caller No, she's white.

55:27 Caller White.

55:28 Caller And so we got into drinking a lot. We used to even drink at school. We got really out of hand and I stopped back on it because of my family history and I have too many future plans to get my life screwed up or anything. That's good.

55:42 Caller Right.

55:43 Caller And so I kept back for a long, long time and then a couple of nights ago I went to a graduation party and everyone was drinking or whatever and then there was this guy, we were picking up trash for the family because we felt bad, you know.

55:56 Adam I like that person, he hangs out and cleans up after the party.

56:00 Caller He brushed his hand up my leg and like grabbed my crotch and I had no way to do so I…

56:06 Drew How old the guy is this? How old the guy was this?

56:09 Caller Oh, he was, I think he was like 17. Something like that. He was drinking and I think he was stoned too, I'm not sure.

56:17 Adam And he was hanging out picking up garbage but…

56:19 Drew He was hanging out because Tracy was hanging out.

56:22 Adam Yeah, whenever a guy by the way like 17 years old goes, Y'all hang out and pitch in, what do you guys need? Yeah, that means he's just really, he's there for rape.

56:32 Caller Yeah.

56:32 Caller Not anymore.

56:33 Drew He's just finding a reason to hang out by some girl here.

56:35 Caller I saw one of those commercials, you know, that the guy and he smokes and then he seems sitting down with the girl and he's like reaching over trying to get down her shirt, those little infomercials.

56:43 Caller Sure.

56:43 Adam Very important.

56:44 Caller He's stoned.

56:44 Adam Yeah, that's what marijuana does.

56:47 Drew It's all boundaries. What's the question?

56:49 Caller It's horrible.

56:49 Adam If anyone's ever been high, you don't know. You think you can fly, man.

56:53 Caller So first thing I was going to say, I am a cutter.

56:58 Adam Can't judge.

56:58 Caller So I usually feel like crap about myself and I usually hate myself most of the time.

57:03 Drew Were you abused in some way growing up?

57:06 Caller Yeah. My dad was pretty much emotionally distant and, let's see, he's a whole lot.

57:11 Drew Did you have some physical abuse in there too? What? Some physical abuse in there too?

57:17 Caller By both my parents and I'm an only child, so kind of got most of the-

57:20 Yellowcard They called him Chief Withholding Cloud.

57:22 Drew Withholding Cloud.

57:23 Adam Yeah. He was very passive Indian. He didn't talk.

57:26 Drew And mama bullwhip though.

57:27 Adam Yeah.

57:28 Drew But listen, here at Tracy, the deal is that's why you were so immobilized by this experience, this guy violating your body boundaries. When you've been physically abused as a child, you sort of have a learned passivity, a learned to freeze in response to people overpowering you. And that's what this is. And so this guy knew somehow that you were a good victim. He victimized you and you froze just like a good victim.

57:49 Adam But listen, baby doll, you got 25 aunts and uncles who are all alcoholics.

57:54 Drew You're an alcoholic. Let's break the chain.

57:56 Adam Yeah. Let's go now.

57:59 Caller I just I told my friend about this and like he thinks I'm this big alcoholic. And I just I'm just wondering if I am because I just felt bad about myself because of what this is.

58:12 Drew Yes, Tracy, you are now you are an alcoholic.

58:14 Adam Yeah.

58:14 Drew Let's be really clear about it.

58:15 Adam Yeah.

58:15 Drew No doubt you meet every criteria. You may not be a severe alcoholic yet, but it's a progressive disease and there will be further consequences down the line.

58:23 Adam Seeing a lot of commercials for Indian gaming, by the way. So there must be some push going on. But we've got an invitation to come to a lot of very stern looking Indian guys going. It's like this was my life before slot machines and the guys living in a gardening shed, you know, drinking motor oil is like now round eyes come and given us quarters. And now it's like you don't find that a little bit pathetic that you're just in abject poverty before drunken guys from Iowa just came and start spending their retirement money. It's a crappy theme.

59:01 Drew That's crazy.

59:02 Adam That's crazy.

59:04 Drew That's his name, right?

59:07 Adam I know. Like, do you really think gambling's? It's like gambling saved me. They've got other people's horrible addictions of throwing their money into machines is now giving us new life. See what it's done. Look what it's done. It's like, yeah, okay, it's giving you money. But I don't know, it seems like a sort of dangerous, slightly retarded message, which is here's the thing. We would still be living in these corrugated tin sheds had not the white developer come put the teepee shaped casino on the land and had a bunch of busload of guys from Branson come and drop some quarters off. Well, we would still be living in the shack. Thanks. Thanks for dropping the money off, fellas. Really? That's it? How about that? What? Hey, how about you get an education? Get a job? How about that part? How about that? What about that? How about you get a job? How about you get out of bed, put down the fire water, get a goddamn job? How about that? Or is this good? We should. How about we put a slot machine in your shack? How about that? Put one in your car? Where else can we put a slot machine? This country, with the gambling, it's a good thing, it's a bad thing, it's illegal. The horses are fine, the dogs are fine, the football you can't gamble on. Well, you can't even play 21 in Vegas. Here you get to play pie gal in Texas. Hold on. What's going on? The lottery, the power ball's up to $280 million in the Midwest. What is it? Are we into it? Is it illegal? Is it bad? Is gambling bad or good? Do you know what I mean? Can we decide?

1:00:45 Drew Horse racing good.

1:00:47 Adam Horse racing good. Let me write this down. Horse racing good.

1:00:50 Drew Good. Yes. Gambling on football game.

1:00:53 Adam Bad.

1:00:53 Drew Bad.

1:00:54 Adam Football's bad.

1:00:54 Drew Bad.

1:00:55 Adam What about other sports? Bad. Other sports bad.

1:00:57 Drew Bad.

1:00:57 Adam But not something like high lie.

1:00:59 Drew Good.

1:00:59 Adam That's good.

1:01:00 Drew In certain areas.

1:01:01 Adam That's a sport. Okay. In certain areas. All right. And dog racing.

1:01:05 Drew Good in certain areas.

1:01:06 Adam Certain areas.

1:01:07 Drew But in others, inhumane and bad.

1:01:09 Adam And bad. And 21?

1:01:12 Drew Bad. Bad.

1:01:13 Adam What about Nevada?

1:01:14 Drew Good.

1:01:15 Adam Oh, it's good.

1:01:16 Drew Okay.

1:01:16 Adam And the lottery.

1:01:18 Drew Good. That's good. In some states.

1:01:19 Adam That's good.

1:01:20 Drew Bad in most states.

1:01:21 Adam And it's okay. You can gamble in certain states that don't have gambling. If we put you on a barge and set you on a fake river.

1:01:28 Drew River's good. All gaming is good on water.

1:01:31 Adam Eight foot from shore because now you're in international waters. Like, what are we? Are we retards? It just legalizes stupid gambling. They build a boat on a barge and ship people out on a barge four feet from land. It's not even land. Just dig a hole and fill it with water and you put a boat on it. There's no engine on the boat, a rudder or anything, no keel. It just sits there and then you just climb on it and gamble. It's a shape like a riverboat.

1:01:57 Drew All forms, though. Yes, we are retarded.

1:02:01 Caller Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:02:02 Drew Slippery slope, though, Adam. Slippery slope. Very slippery. Yeah, gambling.

1:02:05 Adam Very, very. But it's helped the Indians, this gambling. It's a good thing for them.

1:02:09 Drew Good thing, yeah.

1:02:11 Adam Couldn't get a job. That's a good thing. William? Yes? Look, it's really pathetic. I just find the whole thing miserable and empathetic, and it just kind of legalizes gambling.

1:02:25 Drew When I do a fair amount of reading about the foundation, this kind of stuff, then I feel how pathetic we are. Then I really get upset.

1:02:32 Adam Yeah.

1:02:32 Drew Really?

1:02:33 Adam Yeah. And by the way, I probably, someone could probably argue that gambling was probably the number one addiction in this country, if you're going to look at it, isn't it?

1:02:44 Caller We were just in Vegas last night, to tell you the truth.

1:02:47 Adam Yeah.

1:02:47 Caller And today, this morning, I was at the tables playing, I just woke up, I had an hour before to go to the airport and I had to.

1:02:54 Drew What?

1:02:54 Adam Did you get down?

1:02:55 Caller No, I lost.

1:02:56 Drew The reality is, I think they're all kidding aside, we don't know what to do with that behavior.

1:03:00 Caller Yeah.

1:03:00 Drew We really don't know what to do with it.

1:03:02 Caller No.

1:03:03 Drew It's been around since eternity, since civilization made it. It's adult entertainment, but for some people, it becomes a problem and it tends to promote vice.

1:03:11 Adam Yeah. Well, for some people, I mean, that's just it. For some people, alcohol becomes a problem, for some people, whatever becomes a problem.

1:03:19 Drew It's like anything else. The question then becomes, is prohibition the way to do things or not?

1:03:23 Adam No.

1:03:24 Drew And then we get weird.

1:03:33 Adam And it's like, well, it is in some time, but OK, now we're screwed. The lottery sends the wrong message, which is, look, you're an idiot. Your life is amounted to nothing. You might get lucky and salvage something before you die. You take a chance. Take a chance. The idea that you're taking your future and putting it up to chance, instead of saying the message should be, hey, work hard, study hard, get a degree, do an apprenticeship, intern, whatever it takes, work your way up the ladder, scratch and claw, and you'll get something. Not this could be your lucky day. That's a horrible message from a government to send to its people. That's why they talk about schools. Nothing's going to happen. But yeah, but but you could get lucky. You could get lucky. What do you mean lucky? You should be busting your ass that you want to get something. Go get it. Don't wait and get lucky. I've given you a little tips. I like the tips, too. Oh, yeah. I use I use the birthday to my great grandson. Oh, thanks. Let me write that down. What is that? Let's see. Eleven, twenty seven, sixty one. OK, well, that's a winner, because that's when your retarded kid was born. That's fantastic. I think the lottery is the most ridiculous thing. And I'm just tired of just sort of people wearing slippers and house coats who are toothless spending my government money that I give them once a month to to exist off of on on lottery. William. What's happening?

1:05:04 Yellowcard I just had a question for Dr. Drew. Back in October, I tried cocaine for the first time and I ended up in the hospital. And ever since, I've been having like real bad chest pains.

1:05:16 Adam You did it below one time?

1:05:18 Yellowcard Yeah.

1:05:18 Adam And you ended up in the hospital?

1:05:20 Yellowcard I consumed a lot of it the one time.

1:05:22 Adam Lightweight.

1:05:24 Drew No, did you smoke it or did you snort it?

1:05:26 Yellowcard No, I just snorted it.

1:05:27 Drew No, that's a lightweight. What symptom caused you to go to the hospital?

1:05:32 Yellowcard Well, I just like started feeling short of breath and like my whole arm started getting numb and freaked out.

1:05:38 Drew What's your question?

1:05:39 Yellowcard Well, like you think something like still wrong, the pain slider still is bad and I'm just worried about like long term effects.

1:05:46 Adam How much coke did you do?

1:05:48 Yellowcard Well, I started out with I bought seven grams and I can someday like in a 12 hour period.

1:05:53 Adam Seven grams. Is that two eight balls?

1:05:55 Yellowcard That's half a big coke.

1:05:57 Drew Half a, 16 grams.

1:06:00 Adam Wait a minute. Seven grams is half. That's a lot. Wait a minute.

1:06:04 Yellowcard That's two eight balls.

1:06:06 Adam It's two eight balls.

1:06:07 Yellowcard Thank you. 15 grams is an eight ball.

1:06:10 Adam No. No. It's not.

1:06:13 Drew Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Here's the deal.

1:06:16 Caller Getting angry now.

1:06:17 Drew So, William, I'm sure they did an EKG and they cleared you. You didn't have a heart attack at the time you went to the emergency room, right?

1:06:22 Yellowcard Well, yeah. They did one and I've been back to the doctor like four times and I've had one each time and he said, I'm fine and then he's...

1:06:28 Drew So, you're fine.

1:06:29 Adam Hold on. Chris, get on the internet and find out how much an eight ball is. I know you know, but you're not saying anything.

1:06:36 Drew If you want any further evaluation, the workup would be an echocardiogram, a stress, EKG, and seeing a cardiologist. Okay. Wait. And you can get what are called subendocardial injuries from cocaine that causes your heart rate to go up, your oxygen demands go up, and your blood vessels constrict. You can get damage in the inner surface of the heart, but it usually doesn't cause a fixed cardiac problem that would cause you ongoing chest pain necessarily, though sometimes people do blow their mitral valves and that can cause some chest pain and palpitations.

1:07:05 Could that happen after one?

1:07:07 Drew A big one like this, yeah.

1:07:08 Adam Alright, let me say this. First off, you never did coke before, so you decided to do 14 grams? No. Seven.

1:07:15 Drew How does that work?

1:07:17 Adam You decided to do seven grams.

1:07:18 Yellowcard Well, like I smoked pot for like three years, you know, and that was like a pretty big one.

1:07:24 Adam Seven grams of coke is a lot of coke. That is a lot.

1:07:28 Caller Seriously, it's like...

1:07:29 Adam Yeah, that's... That's a... That's a...

1:07:36 Drew Yeah, but Adam's question is, you've never done it before.

1:07:37 Adam You've never done it before, so you just do this huge amount. You do a Rick James amount of cocaine. Rich, never doing coke. I mean, here's the coke reality.

1:07:48 Caller It's two grams an hour.

1:07:49 Adam If you never did any... If you never did coke before and... Or even you just did it recreationally, doing a gram over the course of the night is a pretty good party. Seven is a ton.

1:08:02 Yellowcard Like, I just kept on doing it because I didn't feel anything. Maybe you get some bug stuff.

1:08:09 Adam Hold on a second. First off, there's holes in this guy's story. You don't never do coke. This guy's 21 is an idiot. He doesn't have, you know, eight, nine hundred dollars to throw away on coke.

1:08:21 Caller How much?

1:08:25 Adam We'll find out how much coke is in an eight ball.

1:08:28 Drew It's an eighth of an ounce.

1:08:29 Caller I could probably call someone that might know.

1:08:31 Adam Three, four, five, three? Yeah, it's like three grams.

1:08:35 Drew I wish I could strangle people through their eight balls.

1:08:37 Caller An eight ball would be like an eighth.

1:08:40 Adam What do you do for a living?

1:08:43 Yellowcard What do you do for a living? I do bus wraps for like tours and stuff like that. You do what?

1:08:50 Caller Bus wraps.

1:08:51 Yellowcard Bus wraps, like car wraps, you know, for bands.

1:08:53 It's like when you see a Beastie Boys van drive by.

1:08:56 Caller Oh, you put it on the promotional marketing on bands.

1:08:59 Yellowcard Yeah, like self contractors. Alright.

1:09:03 Adam Alright, that's good times. Now, you just hang on. Don't hang up, alright? Alright, so there's nothing he can do really now, is there?

1:09:10 Drew Like I said, stress evaluation, EKG, cardiologist, that's fine. Go do all that and then you'll be completely cleared. And beyond that, if you're still having chest pain, it's anxiety. And a lot of cocaine can induce anxiety disorders and you sound depressed, you sound anxious, and so you're just the kind of person that would be getting chest pain from anxiety.

1:09:27 Adam Alright, come on, Chris, I'll go do it.

1:09:30 Caller Sounds like his dealer is taking him for the loop.

1:09:32 Adam Go do it. Alright, we gotta take a break. Drew's gonna go find out how much coke is in an 8-ball.

1:09:40 Caller See, his dealer's telling him something else and giving him fake stuff, so he has no idea what's going on.

1:09:44 Adam Young William just said it was, was it half an 8-ball, he said, or he said seven.

1:09:50 Caller He said 14 grams was an 8-ball, I think?

1:09:52 Adam Yeah, he said 14 grams was an 8-ball.

1:09:54 Caller An 8-ball is slain for an eighth, that's right, an 8-ball is slain for an eighth, eighth of an ounce, which would be 3.5. 3.5 and eighth, exactly.

1:10:02 Adam Hey William, are you listening, Jack, off? 3.5 is an 8-ball.

1:10:08 Yellowcard It's seven.

1:10:09 Adam Not 14, you idiot.

1:10:11 Yellowcard No, it's seven.

1:10:12 Adam It's not seven either. No, first you said 14. You said you did half an 8-ball.

1:10:16 Yellowcard Which is seven grams. No.

1:10:18 Adam No, half an 8-ball, seven grams is two 8-balls, you idiot.

1:10:23 Yellowcard Dude, I'm Mexican. I know these people.

1:10:27 Caller All right.

1:10:27 Adam That explains it. All right. No, I don't know. We don't believe you now.

1:10:35 Caller Oh, well.

1:10:36 Adam Well, yes, he's full of crap. There's nobody he's talking about. Never done coke before and did two 8-balls.

1:10:42 Caller You say you smoke a bunch of pot. You should know the terminology and the...

1:10:45 Adam Yeah, get it together. Ben and Pete here, by the way. No, the difference between an 8-ball, a gram, a lid, a kilo.

1:10:55 Drew We don't.

1:10:56 Adam Believe you me. Oh, Durella, nice fart go.

1:10:59 Yellowcard That's a good one. Wow.

1:11:01 Drew I couldn't go back in there after a half an hour. Hold on.

1:11:04 Adam Another 10 minutes. Engineer Chris can turn your mic. You want to try? All right, it's good. All right, we better clear out of here. We'll take a break. Yeah.

1:11:14 Yellowcard Yeah.

1:11:14 Adam All right, let me fan it. Let me fan it. Yeah, you guys.

1:11:20 Yellowcard Huh?

1:11:20 Drew Look at that lid.

1:11:21 Adam Drew, you getting anything?

1:11:23 Yellowcard You getting anything?

1:11:25 Adam Yeah, what is a lid?

1:11:26 Caller Never heard of a lid before.

1:11:27 Adam That's pot. That's 70s pot.

1:11:29 Caller Who would know?

1:11:31 Adam We'll be right back. All right, we'll take a break. Eight Balls here tonight.

1:11:35 Caller We'll be right back.

1:11:43 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Adam.

1:11:44 Drew And I'm Dr. Drew.

1:11:45 Adam Here to talk about Axe Deodorant Body Spray.

1:11:48 Drew Yes, sir.

1:11:49 Adam You spray that on, you give stink the Axe.

1:12:01 Yellowcard Hey, everybody.

1:12:02 Adam It's Loveline. That's Dr. Drew. Pete and Ben here tonight from Yellowcard. We're gonna hear something off the newish CD, almost a year old, in clawing toward platinum.

1:12:20 Caller Clawing, barely made it.

1:12:22 Adam Let me ask you this.

1:12:23 Drew Should we hear it now?

1:12:24 Adam We should.

1:12:25 Drew Okay, but ask me first.

1:12:26 Adam What?

1:12:27 Yellowcard The Olsen twins.

1:12:31 Adam What's going on with them?

1:12:32 Yellowcard You notice anything?

1:12:33 Caller They turned 18 all of a sudden, they got all these problems.

1:12:35 Adam Drew did a movie with them.

1:12:36 Drew I did not notice any problems. And not only that.

1:12:39 Adam Drew, you're not doing, here's the whole thing about Drew. Drew has his Hippocratic Oath and everything. He can't squeal on his people. But Drew will give you a look, or give the I can't talk about it, which always means, okay, something's up. He never did that with the Olsen twins.

1:12:57 Drew No, I didn't say that.

1:12:58 Adam And I brought up a week or two before the whole eating disorder, whatever. I said, well, one of them looks like we talk about an eating disorder or something, or on drugs or something. And you denied it. You flatly denied it. Yes, you did.

1:13:13 Drew I just said, I don't know of anything that professionally worked. I think they did great. And we talked about those. If we had been living that life, we'd have an eating disorder, a drug problem ourselves, right?

1:13:22 Adam Yeah, well, the eating disorder would be eating too much.

1:13:26 Drew Whatever.

1:13:27 Caller I'm sorry I interrupted really quick. I have another serious question to relate to this.

1:13:32 Adam Go ahead.

1:13:33 Caller I have a friend in Texas. She's a girl. Three years ago, two years ago, she's lost so much weight. I've seen her last. It's scary. Is it eating disorder or drugs? That's my question. They go hand in hand.

1:13:48 Drew They can be both sometimes.

1:14:01 Caller Is it disease? We're just guessing. She's 20 years old.

1:14:04 Drew She smoked this far. It's probably a little bit of both. But drugs...

1:14:10 Caller She looks like a freaking Somali. It's amazing.

1:14:13 Caller It's just the pressure on women today to look...

1:14:16 Drew No.

1:14:17 Caller It's scary, like skinny.

1:14:19 Drew Trauma survivor plus addiction. It's a real common combination that ends up with eating disorder. The addiction part is what needs to be treated. Oftentimes, when you treat the addiction, the eating disorder settles down, too. But the eating disorder...

1:14:31 Caller Like doing a blow like that for a certain time is not going to just take off. Okay.

1:14:37 Adam We'll get her some help.

1:14:39 Drew Mary-Kate and Ashley, I never saw anything about total professionalism. People magazine quoted me in an interview. I did not give. It's a bizarre thing.

1:14:49 Adam I did it for you, actually. I said I got nailed both of them.

1:14:54 Drew They refer me as a psychologist. It was bizarre. It was a bizarre quote. Nothing I even said anything about. Things I have thought and said maybe that she's delightful. She's a delightful young girl. Here's my thing. Whenever people have asked me...

1:15:11 Adam By the way, what kind of doctor are you? What kind of addictionologist are you that you miss? You work with these girls for two months in Canada. You know nothing. Yet you call me an alcoholic every night. How dare you?

1:15:23 Drew You tell me about all your behaviors.

1:15:27 Yellowcard Good. We got to hear something.

1:15:29 Adam Just quiet. Alan?

1:15:34 Yeah.

1:15:35 Adam You're 19?

1:15:37 Caller Yeah.

1:15:38 Adam What's happening?

1:15:39 Caller I only have one testicle. I was wondering if it reduces the chances of my having kids.

1:15:45 Drew No. Unless there's something wrong with that last remaining testicle. You only need one. It will compensate.

1:15:51 Caller I didn't know if it reduces the chances at all or anything.

1:15:55 Drew And by the way, who removed the testicle?

1:16:00 Caller When I was born, one was wrapped around the other one. And they had to remove one. And then a year later, there was a hernia on the remaining one. And they had to go in and scrape it. And now I only have one.

1:16:12 Drew I mean, the one that had one wrapped around it eventually had to be removed?

1:16:17 Caller No. It's still there. They had to go in. It had a hernia on it. They had to go in and scrape it. I don't know much about it. I was about a year old when that happened.

1:16:24 Adam Yeah, but didn't whoever did it tell your parents that, you know, this is not going to affect fertility or is it, what is it in a guy?

1:16:32 Drew Is it for children? Yeah, fertility, you'll be fine. Something needs to be watched. You develop normally of normal hair, normal growth, that kind of thing, right? Normal stature, yeah.

1:16:42 Caller Nobody ever said anything about whether it would affect anything like that.

1:16:46 Drew It shouldn't. Can't guarantee it will, but it shouldn't, okay?

1:16:50 Adam Do you have a girlfriend?

1:16:52 Caller Yes, I do.

1:16:53 Adam You do? Like for a long time, since high school?

1:16:58 Caller No, we've been, well, I graduated half a year early, but we've been dating for about a year now.

1:17:04 Adam All right. Well, good luck. You going to college?

1:17:07 Caller No.

1:17:08 Yellowcard Okay.

1:17:09 Adam Why'd you bother graduating early?

1:17:12 Caller What happened was I got kicked out of regular school, and I ended up going to a continuation where I had the opportunity to graduate.

1:17:21 Adam Forget it. My sister went to one of those things. It's like you call your teachers by their first name and you smoke. Here's the big rules for continuation school. Listen, kids, you need to use the coffee cans with the sand and them to put out the cigarettes, okay? It's very strict over there. You go to school from 11 to about one in the afternoon. You spend two hours smoking and doing nothing.

1:17:45 Drew Before we hear the song, I didn't finish my thought on the Marikia thing. Let me just finish it. That is, I don't understand why people don't look at this thing as a sort of a more positive. She's had a very stressful life. She has a problem. She's taken care of it.

1:17:56 Adam That's right.

1:17:57 Drew What?

1:17:57 Adam Well, is it drugs or is it eating disorder?

1:18:00 Drew I have no idea.

1:18:01 Adam Well, Drew, what are you doing for a living? You understand, I'm a builder. That's what I do for a living. I can tell you these apartments that fell down during the big earthquake in 94, I can tell you that it was catastrophic failures, the piers and the masonry that was going on. I know.

1:18:18 Drew That's my feeling. When you can't observe what has gone wrong.

1:18:22 Adam That's right.

1:18:22 Yellowcard I make my business. When you know what it is.

1:18:24 Adam I make my business. Do you understand?

1:18:27 Drew Man, when you talk like that, I don't even know you.

1:18:30 Adam Because when I don't and I turn a blind eye, that's when people die. That's when we lose people. I wish I had the luxury of just putting my head in the sand like an ostrich like you drew and pretending that, you know, everything was just hunky dory. But I don't have that luxury. How are you working for three months in Canada? You said nothing.

1:18:56 Drew I can only go by what information I've got.

1:19:01 Adam So I guess they just have to get a big windbreaker made up that says I'm doing cocaine in order for Dr. Drew to understand. All right, you got to get that windbreaker. Any certain color?

1:19:12 Drew And by the way, if I had seen behaviors that suggested it, I'd be speculating. I didn't see anything like that.

1:19:17 Adam You didn't see anything? Well, obviously, you weren't partying with them.

1:19:21 Drew No, I wasn't partying with them.

1:19:22 Adam You got to get on the inside.

1:19:23 Drew I asked them if they were cool.

1:19:24 Adam And they looked at you as the man, I'm sure. Oh, yeah. Let's see. Yellowcard. Yeah, let's hear a song. You ready?

1:19:33 Caller New single.

1:19:34 Adam Yeah, new single. You ready, Chris? Yeah. This one's called Only One. Yeah, Yellowcard, everybody. Second best single off the CD, Ocean Avenue, going to Platinum, maybe before the night is through. Pete and Ben here.

1:24:06 Caller Nice to see you guys.

1:24:07 Adam These guys are from Florida, and so it's time to play a very quick round of Germany or Florida.

1:24:15 Caller Germany or Florida.

1:24:17 Drew First, ask Ario. Aria, was he interested in professional sports?

1:24:21 Adam You're 16?

1:24:23 Caller Yeah.

1:24:23 Adam Did you ever want to be a professional athlete?

1:24:26 Caller Yeah, I'm 6'4, so like I've been wanting to be a basketball player forever. It's always been a dream, but I never actually... Do you play basketball?

1:24:33 Drew Played basketball.

1:24:34 Caller Yeah, but not like good. I'm horrible at basketball, but yeah.

1:24:41 Adam All right, it's time to play Germany or Florida. Go ahead.

1:24:44 Caller Okay, a student cut his own penis and tongue after drinking an infusion of the latest drugs case to sweep the world.

1:24:50 Drew Hold on, hold on. I can barely understand you. Try to get it out there.

1:24:53 Adam A student cut off his own penis and tongue.

1:24:56 Caller After drinking an infusion of the latest drugs case to sweep the world, the 18-year-old drank. A tea made with the hallucinogenic Angel's Trumpet Plant. When he returned to the house, he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from the mouth and between his legs. The emergency doctor who arrived from a few minutes later said the student had cut off his own penis and tongue with the garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs.

1:25:36 Adam Or they did, but they got him in the wrong order. And now the penis hang out of his mouth and the tongue between his legs, which I think the ladies would prefer. What was the drink he made?

1:25:48 Caller What?

1:25:48 Drew Hallucinogenic kind of a tea, some sort of plant tea. All right.

1:25:50 Adam And it couldn't be reattached?

1:25:52 Caller No.

1:25:53 Adam So Germany or Florida?

1:25:55 Drew Gentlemen?

1:25:55 Adam It's a tough one.

1:25:58 Drew Not really.

1:25:58 Caller I mean, based on a...

1:26:01 Caller I got this one. I was filled out there.

1:26:03 Caller I'm going to have to say Germany.

1:26:05 Adam Germany?

1:26:05 Caller That's just what I'm going to have to say.

1:26:07 Adam True.

1:26:07 Drew I'm going to Germany.

1:26:08 Adam You're going to Germany? I was thinking Germany too.

1:26:11 Drew I'll tell you why. Emergency doctor arrived on the scene. That doesn't happen in Florida.

1:26:16 Adam Aria? We're all going Germany.

1:26:19 Caller OK. You're right.

1:26:21 Caller Yeah.

1:26:23 Caller I just wanted to say I love Yellowcard and I went to the show on Friday.

1:26:28 Caller What was Friday?

1:26:29 Caller Fullerton.

1:26:29 Caller The eight o'clock at night closing the Warped Tour set?

1:26:32 Adam Germany.

1:26:33 Caller Thanks so much. Fullerton, Germany. That was a big deal for us closing the Warped Tour in LA.

1:26:37 Caller That was so beautiful.

1:26:38 Caller Thanks, man.

1:26:39 Adam Thanks, Aria.

1:26:39 Caller Beautiful. Wow.

1:26:41 Drew Thank you.

1:26:42 Adam Aria talks like he got his tongue cut out.

1:26:44 Drew Yeah. When people get in these psychotic states, I have seen them cut their junk off.

1:26:47 Adam They go right for the junk.

1:26:48 Drew They go for the junk. The tongue is not a common thing, but cutting the junk off is a common thing.

1:26:52 Adam Yeah, and to me, the only excuse to cut the junk off is to perform oral on yourself.

1:26:56 Drew But there's something.

1:26:57 Adam I mean, to me, that's the only logical. If there is a logical reason to do it, that's the only logical one.

1:27:03 Drew The biology of that part of the body, aside from why your limbs seem to gravitate there, Adam, but like when guys come, males come out of coma, they start handling their junk. First thing. It's as though there's some sort of, you know, the biology like drives the energy.

1:27:19 Caller That's the second brain.

1:27:21 Adam And when kids, when kids get traumatized, their hand just goes right down there like, yeah, they start self-stimulating. Yeah, it's weird. It's like it's like a it's like a rosary bead that has a nutsack on the bottom of it gives you something to rub.

1:27:33 Drew The brain isn't working right.

1:27:35 Adam Also, I mean that with all due respect to the Catholics.

1:27:37 Drew It has an energy that needs to be like, detached from, they cut it off, they'll rip it off.

1:27:41 Adam Yellowcard here tonight. We'll take a quick break. Drew and I are going to rub our junk and we'll be right back after this. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Yellowcard in the Hizzy tonight. And I'll tell you what we're going to do, Drew.

1:28:16 Drew What's that, Adam?

1:28:17 Adam I'm going to complain about my dad for ten more minutes, and then we're going to call it a night. No, I'm going to... We're going to take some calls.

1:28:25 Drew Oh, no.

1:28:25 Adam Yeah. It's that time to take the calls.

1:28:28 Drew All right, let's go. We got three more minutes. Let's go.

1:28:30 Adam Let's go. Let's take some calls. Jessie. Female Jessie. On hold. On hold, never, buddy. Now, first off, keep in mind 60 minutes in an hour. I always thought there was 100 because it just makes sense. 100 minutes in an hour. But 60 minutes an hour. Guess how long Jessie has been on hold? 60 minutes in one hour. How long has Jessie been on hold? In minutes.

1:28:57 Caller She's been on for 110 minutes.

1:29:01 Drew Getting warm.

1:29:01 Adam 128. Go ahead, Jessie, hurry. We only have a couple of seconds.

1:29:09 Caller OK, I'm calling. I had a question. But first, I'd like to say that Yellowcard, your song, Way Away. Like, I don't know what it is about that song. But like, if I'm feeling really bad, I like to listen to it. And it makes me feel so much better.

1:29:22 Caller Thanks.

1:29:22 Caller That's what it's there for. Thank you guys for making it.

1:29:24 Caller No worries. Thank Ryan, man. It's a deep song for us, too.

1:29:27 Caller And I also have a question. Who is in the music video for Ocean Avenue and is wearing the red vest, like jacket type thing?

1:29:37 Caller That's Ryan, the lead singer. Oh, he's the one who writes.

1:29:41 Caller Not the lead singer, but he's like a guitar player in the background. Is that you?

1:29:47 Caller I was wearing a black jacket with a long hair, but you only see me for like two milliseconds.

1:29:51 Caller That was you?

1:29:52 Caller I think so.

1:29:53 Caller You don't see you very much in that music video.

1:29:56 Adam Jesse, really, you're about to hold for 120 minutes.

1:29:59 Caller You want to talk about Yellowcard? It's OK.

1:30:01 Yellowcard She wasn't even wearing the down vest.

1:30:03 Caller What's up?

1:30:05 Caller I have a question. You guys say that bipolar diseases run in families. I was adopted, so I don't know exactly for sure if I would be able to have it, but my mom that adopted me had pretty much adopted me since I was a baby because I can't remember. I was like one or two, but she had bipolar disease and she committed suicide a few years ago and I don't know if I'm susceptible to bipolar disease or...

1:30:35 Drew But Jesse, you didn't get any genetic heritage from her.

1:30:39 Adam Yeah. And by the way, the band just toasted your mother's suicide, by the way.

1:30:43 Drew It was like, what was that all about, guys?

1:30:46 Adam She committed suicide? I'll drink to that.

1:30:48 Caller It was totally our own little thing going on here. Thanks for calling us out.

1:30:52 Adam The band always toasts suicide. That's what they're saying.

1:30:55 Drew Jesse, how could you inherit something from somebody that you're not biologically related to?

1:30:59 Caller What I'm saying is like, did it rub off on me from seeing her for all my life?

1:31:04 Drew The trauma of having somebody you care about commit suicide and be unpredictable, as often bipolar patients can be, will have an effect on you, but it doesn't translate into you then becoming bipolar.

1:31:16 Adam And oftentimes, and being adopted and being given up for adoption.

1:31:20 Drew Has an impact as well.

1:31:21 Adam These are more issues of trauma, therapy, therapy, and a little more therapy, unless you're aware of it.

1:31:26 Caller That's good.

1:31:27 Adam That's good. You're asking the questions, Jose.

1:31:29 Caller Yeah.

1:31:30 Adam You're 15. You're a five, eight. You're two thirty. You want to lose some weight?

1:31:35 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:31:38 Adam Yes. You eating right?

1:31:42 Caller Yeah, I'm pretty much like I'm playing football right now.

1:31:45 Caller So I can like, you know, burn it off and stuff, but I've been eating less lately.

1:31:50 Adam You got to, you got to, you, you, you a Latino brother?

1:31:54 Caller Yeah.

1:31:55 Adam Yes.

1:31:56 Caller Yeah.

1:31:56 Adam Well, Jose, I'm going with your Mexican. Yes.

1:31:59 Caller Yeah. Phones out.

1:32:01 Adam Phones. Now he's not going to phone cuts out, which is the high carb. Yeah. Jose. The too much too many too much corn tortillas. Yeah. Got to take it easy on that.

1:32:16 Drew You got to just go with the more protein, less carbs, less fat, less, less carbohydrate and less, less calorie.

1:32:23 Adam I'll tell you, I'll tell you one thing I love about the Mexican. So my, I saw my, my electrician, Jose, he's got his little son, Jose. What's his name?

1:32:33 Drew Gordo.

1:32:33 Adam Gordo. And he's yelling at him, Gordo, go out to the van, get some LBs and some 3 16th brackets. Uh, it's essentially you calling, uh, fat, it's like, it's Gordo. It's like, if you, it's really, if it was a white electrician and his 13 year old son, it'd be like, Hey, fat. It's not even like I work with another Mexican. I call this kid Boda Castle, which is great as a ball of cheese, which is nice, but listen, you're fat. They call you fat. They don't call you a husky.

1:33:03 Yellowcard They don't call you big butt.

1:33:05 Adam They don't call you like Melonhead.

1:33:07 Yellowcard They just, fat, literally, kid's name is Fat. All right, take a little break.

1:33:15 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:33:17 Yellowcard Alright guys, here's the deal.

1:33:19 Yellowcard You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:33:23 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:33:24 Caller Call the Dateline. 877-889-DATE.

1:33:27 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:33:41 Adam Well that's it everybody. Where'd the time go? Thanks for watching!

1:34:13 Caller Yellowcard, everybody.

1:34:13 Adam Good conversation, man. Good friends, good conversation, good times.

1:34:13 Caller We had questions ourselves. We didn't bring enough suicide into the show for you guys to really enjoy it.

1:34:14 Adam That's so messed up because it was so not... Let's see if they... We did not mean to do that.

1:34:15 Caller I drink to that. You guys don't...

1:34:16 Adam I'll drink to that.

1:34:16 Caller There you go.

1:34:16 Adam We'll take ourselves a little extendo break. Thanks for coming in, guys. Thanks for having us again, guys. We'll see you soon. Until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Seven grams is two eight balls, you idiot.

1:34:22 Yellowcard Dude, I'm Mexican. I know these people.

1:34:28 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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