Episode 1000623643757

0:54 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

1:00 Voiceover Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:06 Drew Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Drew board certified physician, Dick's medicine specialist. Busy Philipps is in studio tonight. Busy, you know, from Freaks and Geeks and Dawson's Creek and many, many movie ventures. Her latest one is White Chicks, the Wayne's Brothers movie. And that opens Wednesday, June 23rd. So that's the day after tomorrow? Yes. And spoke to a snobby friend of mine, you know, Hollywood insider type. And she was like, yeah, it was really funny.

1:43 Adam And I've heard people specifically point out Busy's performance.

1:47 Drew I haven't heard that.

1:48 Adam I have. I know.

1:49 Drew Yeah. Yeah. Now Busy, Busy is a fine, fine actress and the real McCoy when it comes to White Chicks, she doesn't need prosthetics and makeup. She's honky all the way through and real white. Like she comes from Scottsdale, Arizona, kind of white and hot white. You know what I mean? It's nice when a hot chick can be a little goofy. Yeah.

2:08 Busy Philipps Thanks.

2:09 Drew Yeah.

2:11 Busy Philipps I know you love me.

2:12 Drew No, I do. I do.

2:14 Busy Philipps We always talk about zits together.

2:16 Drew Oh, we talk about zits. Yeah.

2:18 Busy Philipps I guess I am a little goofy.

2:20 Drew That's really it's it's really I'm telling you, if you had a zit that was ready to go, that's right. Like like if you had a zit that was like ready, just ready, ready to blow, ready to blow. It's like on your shoulder. Right. And a guy took his shirt off and he's like, look at it. And then he's like, OK, you got your nail. You got your nail ready. Yeah. Here's a little here's a little cotton swabs, got a little little alcohol and stuff like that. You can't keep your hands.

2:46 Adam So was it busy?

2:46 Drew One and one to pay hands off it. No, I want that. This is my plan.

2:50 Adam You can use your back.

2:51 Drew I'm convinced I'm convinced that the the ugliest guy in the world, you know, just just a three stage mullet could crawl out from the slime and and and talk to Nicole Kidman and say, like, look, I got this sit that's ready to pop. She'd be like, oh, about anybody here. No, I'm going to need some oral first, and she'd be like, how dare you? And he's like, you heard me, bitch. Get down there. And she'd be like, all right. But focus, would you? Because I want to get to that. Oh, I mean, I could charge you, right? I mean, if I had like a big thing ready to go and you're just looking at it, I was just wearing a tank top. I could get something. Maybe not. Maybe not the oral.

3:27 Busy Philipps Maybe not that whatever was in your wallet. Right. Maybe.

3:31 Drew Yeah, like 60 bucks.

3:32 Busy Philipps Maybe 60 bucks.

3:33 Drew It would get there. Like you'd be looking at it.

3:35 Busy Philipps It was good. I mean, if it was like fulfilling, it'd have to be juicy. Yeah.

3:39 Drew Because there's nothing that women like more than going at your back with nails.

3:43 Busy Philipps It's true.

3:44 Drew Let me get that. That's their thing. Ooh.

3:47 Busy Philipps There's nothing boys hate more than having your girlfriend ask if you can pop their zits.

3:52 Drew Well, I've found if they can't, if they but here's the whole thing. If I can get to it myself, it's mine. If it's out of my range, I'm like, if it's out of my jurisdiction, you know, if they cross the Macon County line into another part of Georgia, it's like I have to stop. They still like the convention in movies where they actually stopped and it was like, dang, damn it, just smack their hat. Like somehow they can't cross this imaginary line. Like once the guy gets over the bridge, safe. He could stop at the other end of the bridge and taunt the sheriff. There's nothing he could do. It's like getting into Mexico. I'm here. I crossed the border. Those are good times. I don't have any zits on my back, but I'll see if I can cook one up. Every once in a while, you get that one on your thigh that you spot or something like, what have we here? No, no. This isn't the, you know, this isn't the carbuncle one. This is the one that's like, this is the sort of rogue one that's like on the outside here. It's outside of the thigh. Sometimes you spot it like on the inside of your knee or something. It's like a little, it's a little manna from heaven. It's a little, oh, what is this?

5:04 Busy Philipps Do you still have the nose ring? Yeah, I still have the nose ring.

5:08 Drew Yeah, where's your nose ring?

5:09 Busy Philipps It's like, I have this weird retainer and I don't want to take it out. It's called a retainer and it's not a piercing. It's like this little weird metal thing that's not a complete like, you know, porcelain. So it doesn't close? Yeah, so it doesn't close up and you just keep it in there for fun, I guess. I mean, because I don't know if I want to have it closed up because it was so much pain that I feel like if I ever need it for a part or something, it could be really convincing because it's real.

5:39 Drew Are your parents freaked out about the nasal piercing?

5:41 Busy Philipps My mom hates it. My dad hates it, too. My dad actually called me and told me I had ruined my life when I got it.

5:48 Adam You got it done when you were like 17.

5:50 Busy Philipps I think I was 18. I had just gone to college and I was going through the, I'm living on my own in LA. And you hid it from them for a while, right? Yeah, I hid it from them for like six months and then I was home for Christmas and totally forgot. It didn't pop out. No, I just, I went out with my friends and I came home and I just forgot to put it back in my notes because it's a septum piercing for those out there in the world.

6:11 Drew It goes in like landing gear in an aircraft, right?

6:14 Busy Philipps Yeah, it raises right up into the nostrils. It's very exciting. Yeah.

6:20 Drew Yeah, my sister, I think, got the nasal job too.

6:23 Adam Nice.

6:24 Drew And then took it out and now you just have that weird little kind of hole.

6:27 Adam You should have the thing on the side.

6:28 Busy Philipps On the side, yeah. This will leave no visible in the septum right here. Right.

6:33 Drew Yeah. Yours is the sort of... The bull ring. Yours is the native one.

6:37 Busy Philipps Right. Yeah, very native.

6:38 Adam The bull. Yeah, like the bull ring.

6:40 Drew Hers just looked like she wanted a zit when she was in high school or something and it went... You don't see daylight. It just looks like a big bad bore.

6:48 Busy Philipps Right. I didn't want to go for that. I wanted something that I could... that wouldn't permanently scar my face.

6:53 Drew Yeah.

6:53 Busy Philipps But something that was a little punk rock.

6:55 Drew Right. Right. And now it's like, well, you got the hole. Let's not let it close up.

6:59 Busy Philipps Exactly. And I'm so not punk rock at all.

7:01 Drew It was painful.

7:03 Busy Philipps Exactly.

7:03 Drew And you keep thinking there's got to be something you're going to do with it.

7:06 Busy Philipps Yeah. Like some part or something's going to come along where I'm going to need it. I actually wore it on Dawson's Creek once, I think, when I was going through my drunken punk rock phase as Audrey, which was very exciting.

7:16 Drew How many seasons did Dawson's Creek make?

7:19 Busy Philipps Dawson's went six. Six? Six, but I was only on for two, which was still a very long time in North Carolina.

7:26 Drew Best week of my life.

7:27 Busy Philipps I know. You loved it. You loved it.

7:30 Drew Best week. We did a whole week over there. Let me say a couple of things, by the way. Dawson's Creek, a good crew, good cast, everything was great. They put us up in something that was sort of quaint, and I've really been giving it some thought.

7:46 Busy Philipps I want to hear about this.

7:48 Drew Well, there's a whole sort of, and I've tried this before, and please, kids, you're right at the beginning of your traveling career, so listen up. When you're traveling, Drew, I think you'll back me up on this. The sort of bed and breakfast and the quaint cottage-y kind of stuff. It sounds great, though. It sounds great. It's like it really captures the flavor of the city. Here's what you want. You want a clean, safe, sterile environment, quiet to go back to. And then when you want to capture the essence of the city, you leave your room. You don't want your city to... You don't want the floorboards creaking.

8:27 Adam Otherwise, you want a bomb shelter. Yes, that's right.

8:30 Drew You want to go sleep in a vault or in a bank. That's basically what it is. And we spent a week in a place. It's got a lot of characters, essentially like somebody's house. The stairs are creaking. My floor was at about a 45 degree angle. Like I had, if I wanted to get into the bathroom, make a lasso out of my rope, the belt, my bathrobe tie, and then throw it around the bathroom, the fixture in the bathroom and pull myself up into the shower. The showers are never quite right. It was like a spider monkey was on me. That's what it is. You step out. There's no floor, there's no floor mat or anything. The bed's real small. That's kind of weird. Everything's creaking. You know, the whole house seems like it's alive. And then there's the kitchen, which is fine, but I'm not busting out the toaster of it. You know what I mean? It's great. It's like, hey, full kitchen. Yeah. Who cares?

9:25 Busy Philipps You think you had a bad, when I first started the show, I had to live there for three months. That hotel for three months. And they were so, I mean, the people who worked there were so nice to me because I was there forever. But it was like, oh, most awful experience.

9:39 Drew You just want, you want, you want a whole, you want wall to wall carpet. You want a maid who comes in the following day. You just want, yeah, you want a flat.

9:48 Adam The heavy sheets. Yeah. Big pillows.

9:50 Drew You want, you want the kind of shower that just hurts the waters coming out so hard.

9:54 Adam It knocks you down.

9:55 Drew It just puts a hole in you. Well, pop one of those that you can't get to. The other thing I don't want you kids ever make the mistake of is the bed and breakfast.

10:03 Adam Oh, same thing.

10:04 Drew It's the same thing, except for there's a loser family who's living in the same house. And it's weird. And there's no ground.

10:10 Adam They beat you for breakfast.

10:11 Drew The rules are unclear. Yeah. The boundaries are unclear. And there's always the one rogue family member who's not quite old enough to be a grandparent but too old to be a parent, who's floating around the kitchen, going about their business unclear whether you're supposed to talk to them when you come in to grab your granola in the morning. It's kind of weird. It's kind of uncomfortable. You get the feeling that they're really, they're sort of you because they're not paying rent. It's not really their house. They're kind of flopping there. There's sometimes some kids running around. It's weird because you go out at night and sometimes you want to come home, but it's too late and you're knocking on the door. They give you the key. And then you're, you're, you're, you're, you're banging your old lady in the bed, you know, underneath the master bedroom or you're beating off or you're doing both. It's you got to ask for stuff. It's, it's, it's a little weird in the houses, by the way. These are these houses, all the bed and breakfast houses. They're like, you know what they are? They're like, they're like, they're like models with bad skin, which is, they, they photograph well, but when you get up on them, it's like, oh, yeah, not quite what I thought from the, from the, from the pages of the magazine. Yeah. Like the brochure, the internet, everything looks great, everything's amazing. When you get inside the place, it's kind of like when you get up on the Batmobile, like, oh, just some orange tape and some plywood. Oh, this then, this kind of disappointing. Yeah, this doesn't really work that good. Yeah. Bed and breakfast. No, don't do it. Don't do it. You travel, go to a nice hotel. That's all.

11:39 Adam Did you go to the Battleship while you were there in Wilmington?

11:41 Busy Philipps Never went to the Battleship.

11:42 Drew Drew and I were there for four days.

11:44 We went to the Battleship.

11:45 Drew Twice.

11:47 Busy Philipps I know. I should have gone. I should have done more than just drink while I was there.

11:52 Drew They have a, they have a Battleship in North Carolina, North Carolina, was it?

11:58 Busy Philipps Indiana.

12:00 Drew Indiana?

12:01 Busy Philipps I thought it was not the North Carolina.

12:03 Drew No, maybe not. But it was anchored just a mothball, just a few, a few miles away from where Drew and I were staying.

12:11 Busy Philipps Across the creek.

12:13 Drew Yeah. At the, the creaky floor in. And we went over there. And now do we ever, we never got on the ship though, did we?

12:21 Adam No, we were like too late.

12:22 Drew We pulled up too late. So we just stared at it from the parking lot. That was the highlight of the trip.

12:28 Busy Philipps Well, I got to stare at it a lot over those two years.

12:31 Adam We were right up, right up on it.

12:33 Busy Philipps Oh, I see.

12:33 Drew Oh yeah, they have a submarine over there too. Yeah.

12:36 Busy Philipps They're shooting some other TV show there now.

12:38 Adam The submarine was way over by the hotel.

12:40 Drew Oh, they made that up. They're shooting a movie on the battleship?

12:42 Busy Philipps No, no, no. I mean, they're shooting, there's another WB teen show that's now shooting in North Carolina. So those kids are there for like the next six years.

12:50 Adam Oh, really?

12:51 Busy Philipps A new crop.

12:53 Adam Oh yeah.

12:53 Busy Philipps Kids to be miserable in North Carolina.

12:55 Drew Do their time of hell.

12:56 Busy Philipps I liked it.

12:57 Yeah.

12:57 Drew Really. You could do worse.

13:01 Yeah.

13:02 Busy Philipps It's a really cute town.

13:05 Drew For a weekend.

13:05 Busy Philipps Yeah.

13:06 Drew All right. Let's anyway. White Chicks in theaters.

13:09 Busy Philipps Wednesday.

13:10 Drew Starting Wednesday.

13:13 Adam Got to beat down Michael Moore.

13:15 Drew Getting good.

13:16 Busy Philipps I don't think it's the same audience exactly, but I'm going to be at Fahrenheit 911. Oh, I shouldn't say that.

13:22 Drew Thomas. Drew already saw it. Thomas you're 23. What's up?

13:27 Caller Well, my question was about what's been labeled as a testicle donation.

13:32 And I just want to know. They say it doesn't affect your sex life. And they say you can still have children if you're not donating both testicles.

13:40 Adam You're donating one, right?

13:41 Caller Well, yeah, exactly.

13:42 Just one.

13:43 Adam Yeah, you can do without.

13:44 Drew Wait a minute.

13:45 Adam What are they going to do with that testicles? My question.

13:47 Drew Yeah.

13:48 Caller You know, I'm kind of lost on that area, too.

13:51 Drew Is this like donating money?

13:53 Caller They give you $40,000.

13:56 Drew Wow, that's taking both.

13:57 Busy Philipps I'll donate a testicle.

13:58 Drew Yeah.

13:59 Busy Philipps Because you'll grow one and donate one for that kind of money. No, I'm just kidding.

14:03 Caller I'll put a plastic one back in for you.

14:06 Adam Yeah, yeah. No, it's not a big deal in terms of what it means to you, although the reason we have to is in case one.

14:12 Drew You got redundancy for backup.

14:14 Adam Exactly.

14:15 Busy Philipps That seems kind of sketchy, though. Wouldn't they use it for babies?

14:17 Adam I can't imagine what they would use it for, though.

14:20 Drew For guys who had...

14:21 Busy Philipps Who want to have babies?

14:22 Drew Who didn't have either one, right?

14:24 Adam I don't see why for that.

14:25 Drew Sorry.

14:25 Adam I don't know what you use the testicle for.

14:28 Drew Well, wait a second. First off, it's illegal, isn't it?

14:31 Adam For there to be a market in organs is illegal, but there are markets in organs around the world, so...

14:36 Drew That's right.

14:37 Busy Philipps Sounds weird.

14:38 Adam It doesn't sound right to me. Something's missing. I've never heard of it. What would they use it for? It doesn't even make sense.

14:43 Drew Let's see.

14:44 Busy Philipps Because if they can just replace it with the plastic one, why can't they just do it for the guy that needs one?

14:49 Adam Well, more importantly, the only thing you're going to gain from having a test is testosterone, which you can take supplementally anywhere. Anyway.

14:55 Drew Okay. Well, let's just, for some reason, say you lost both testicles to testicular cancer. Wouldn't you want a replacement testicle?

15:04 Adam You wouldn't want somebody else's genes to be coming out of you.

15:07 Drew Was that how it would work?

15:09 Adam If it could work, that's what would work.

15:11 Drew Oh, now I got a movie idea. I don't know that I get a testicle transplant and I have a black baby. And it turns out it's Marlon Wayne. Yeah. Would that happen?

15:30 Adam I don't know that there's such a thing as a testicular transfer. I don't think there is, but I've never heard of that.

15:35 Busy Philipps Where did he hear about this?

15:36 Drew All right. Thomas, where did you hear about this?

15:39 Caller Well, it came on the internet as a pop-up and they're offering that.

15:42 Caller I guess women can donate their eggs for $10,000.

15:46 Adam Yeah, you can donate your eggs, but Thomas, donating your sperm is not donating your testes.

15:52 Caller I understand that. They want the testicle. They want one.

15:55 Adam And what do they do with it?

15:56 You see that they didn't give you details, they just gave you the pop-up. I went to it and they want your information.

16:03 Drew Once they give you $40,000, they take your nuts. Who cares? They want to play badminton with it. It's their business once you get the $40,000. Thank you. All right. Listen, Thomas. Thomas, you should be looking for a third nut instead of losing one-and-a-half. And here's the other thing, too. This euphemism of donate for $10,000, what else do you donate for $10,000? Like, hey, I'm donating my car to a charity for $10,000. You're selling. You're selling, everybody. You're not donating, I don't have a dictionary in front of me, but I can tell you, donate means give away.

16:44 Adam You're harvesting and selling.

16:46 Drew Yes, you're selling. And because people don't want to look at themselves in the mirror after they do this, and they want to feel good about themselves, and the people that are buying it don't want to feel bad, we just euphemistically call it, yes, you just donate. How about a hooker donates a blowjob for $50? Everyone can feel good about themselves.

17:06 Adam Let's even make it a little more sacred, call it an offering.

17:09 Drew It's called an offering.

17:10 Adam It's a testicular offering.

17:11 Drew Testicular offering, $40. We start the bidding for it. You don't donate an egg for $10,000.

17:16 Adam You offer.

17:17 Drew That's right. You know, Busy, it strikes me, your eggs could probably fetch top dollar.

17:24 Busy Philipps On eBay?

17:25 Drew Anywhere. You know what I mean? You got good jeans.

17:30 Busy Philipps I have good, strong jeans.

17:31 Drew Let me see your gums. Oh, good. I've got good teeth.

17:35 Adam You're looking at a horse.

17:36 Busy Philipps The worst part is I did it.

17:40 Drew You got good, big blue eyes, sharp, smart, you know, talented, compassionate, got everything, got a little rebel in her. I like that. That egg could be worth something.

17:55 Busy Philipps No.

17:55 Adam You could be her egg agent. Yeah.

17:58 Drew Let me represent your eggs. Let me go out.

18:01 Busy Philipps But then with women, there's a chance that you can be sterile after the procedure, I think. Well, my friend was doing research for a short story she was writing in college.

18:09 Adam Yeah, but not really. The really bigger problems are when you hyper stimulate the ovaries, they can outstrip their blood supply and die if you remove that kind of thing.

18:17 Busy Philipps Oh my God.

18:17 Adam And then we don't really know the long term consequence. We don't, doesn't seem to be that big a deal, but there may be ovarian cancer and that kind of thing.

18:23 Drew I would, I would.

18:24 Busy Philipps I don't think so, Adam. I'm out.

18:26 Drew I'd like to represent you. I'd, I could be good too because I really, I'd really put the, put the screws to people. I'd be like, uh, you don't know, you know, 70 grand. He thinks a lot. Cause I got some Arab oil guys coming by in about 20 minutes who say they got the cash on them. So this window, this ship's going to sail pretty soon. Uh, give you five minutes to think about it. Beautiful blonde. Can't do better than this. Yeah. I could really, I could really push. Uh, I could really put, I could show them the eggs, open this, open the briefcase, show them the eggs. Please don't handle the eggs. Remember, you break the eggs, spill them out, you break it, you bought it. That's my whole thing.

19:01 Busy Philipps It's horrifying. It's like finding Nemo. Beth?

19:07 Adam Ooh.

19:08 Drew You're 19?

19:11 Adam Yeah, it's one of us. What's up? What's up?

19:14 Yeah.

19:15 Adam What's going on?

19:17 I just want to say hi to Adam and hi to Busy. Hi. Anyway, I have a decent sex life and whatnot. My boyfriend is 20, which I don't know, he's probably not that experienced and I have a feeling that I'm a little bit more experienced than he is. But when we have intercourse, either like anally or like just regular, I have to stimulate myself in order to do orgasm.

19:46 Adam Well, that would be no surprise with the anal sex.

19:53 Well, it's good, you know, it's just that like any time, like, I cannot come until like I like actually stimulate my quit.

20:05 Adam That's fine.

20:05 Drew All right. I like to represent your eggs because here's someone here's someone who's got like a predisposition to anal, which I think I could sell to a certain market, a genetic sort of proclivity. It's a strength in certain cultures.

20:24 Adam Oh, yeah.

20:25 Drew Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. Beth. What do you look like?

20:35 I don't brunette like five, seven, six, five, six.

20:41 Drew What's your degree of education?

20:44 My degree of education.

20:47 Drew Where did you stop? High school, junior college, I'm in college right now. Junior college?

20:55 Yeah.

20:56 Drew Yeah, that's going to hurt. Okay, you just knocked eight grand off the thing.

21:00 Caller I'm in college right now.

21:02 Drew Junior college?

21:04 Busy Philipps Regular college?

21:05 Regular college, yeah.

21:06 Busy Philipps Like a university? Sweet.

21:09 Drew You're going to Wisconsin, right?

21:11 Yes, yes.

21:11 Drew Okay, all right. You put three back on.

21:15 I'm going to keep my eggs by like 20 grand now.

21:18 Adam Wait a minute, UW Madison or like Green Bay?

21:23 Stout.

21:24 Adam Stout?

21:24 Drew Stout.

21:25 Adam I haven't heard of that one, so it's...

21:27 Drew All right, Drew hasn't heard of it, we got to knock 1500 off.

21:30 Adam You and I went all over Wisconsin, we went to like five of those schools, remember?

21:33 Drew We did. All right, so Beth, you're fine. That's the way it should go.

21:38 Adam That's all right.

21:39 Busy Philipps Wait, how old are you too?

21:40 Adam 19.

21:40 I'm 19.

21:41 Adam You're ahead of the curve by just by the virtue of the fact that you can have an orgasm with intercourse. That's unusual.

21:48 Busy Philipps At 19.

21:48 That's unusual at 19?

21:50 Adam Yes.

21:50 Busy Philipps Yeah, and all those girls that say that they have screaming orgasms to you are lying.

21:54 Drew That's right.

21:56 Busy Philipps Most of them are.

21:57 I have really good orgasms, like if he gives me oral sex, but the only thing is he can't go hard enough or long enough or anything to make me…

22:06 Busy Philipps Invest in some toys. You'll be fine.

22:09 Adam Just say it's busy.

22:10 Busy Philipps You sound great.

22:12 Drew You can't go hard enough or long enough?

22:16 Adam The girl talk settled it. That's it.

22:19 Drew What's this from? He loses his erection?

22:22 No, he comes like he just goes really quickly.

22:27 Drew He's 20. Yeah.

22:29 Caller Yeah, but he is at his peak right now.

22:31 I'm not going to reach my peak till I'm 40.

22:33 Geez, I'm going to be really crazy then.

22:37 Drew Look, aren't finals coming up or something? Is there any studying that goes on? Is it all just anal sex and self-stimulation that goes on in college? Why don't you crack a book? I will. Thanks. All right, and look, if you don't want them to go off so fast, pull it out of the bung hole. All right? You know what? It's a grip. It feels like a thousand fingers clinging on to a roller coaster bar. It really does. Loosen it up just a little bit, a thousand fingers all hanging on to the same roller coaster bar.

23:13 Adam White knuckling.

23:13 Drew That's right. That's what the anus feels like. Of course. Yeah, got to slow it down just a little bit. Okay, when I'm selling her eggs, I'm going to need her to be quiet. That's where I'll be.

23:25 Adam Busy or Beth?

23:26 Drew Hey, not me. Busy can talk. She's smooth. Beth, you sit there and look pretty, baby. I'll do the talking. Don't worry about which college. I'll figure it out. Yeah. Do my representing. All right, Busy Philipps is here tonight. White Chicks is the name of her movie. It is, well, you've seen it all over the place. The Wayne's Brothers starring it. We'll take a, and I hear Busy steals the show. That's what I hear. That's what.

23:56 Busy Philipps Rumor on the street.

23:57 Drew Word on the street.

23:58 Busy Philipps Word on the street.

23:59 Drew We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Hello. Hey, everybody. Loveline.

24:16 Adam Very enthusiastic.

24:20 Drew Get me out of here in this crappy copy. Can't anyone write anything? For Christ's sake. No.

24:27 Adam Nothing can be spoken.

24:27 Drew Jesus Christ. You hacks out there. Would you? Okay. Don't get me going. Look, I've been doing this for 10 years. If anyone ever hands me something and says, read it, it's always like, God, this sucks. All right. What are we going to do? How are we going to fix this? How is it not going to seem like just complete flaming junk? And all right. All right. All right. Let's go. Let's get to the show. Let's break it down. Let's go. Busy Philips. Busy Philips in studio tonight. Yeah. White Chicks. Name of the film. Big movie.

25:02 Busy Philipps Wednesday Night.

25:04 Drew Seen it everywhere.

25:05 Busy Philipps Yeah.

25:06 Drew Saw the terminal.

25:07 Busy Philipps Oh, you did?

25:08 Drew Not nuts about it.

25:09 Busy Philipps Yeah.

25:09 Drew A lot of holes. A lot of just weird stuff. If you'd seen it and we could talk about it.

25:14 Busy Philipps I saw Dodgeball over the weekend.

25:16 Drew That was funny.

25:17 Busy Philipps It's pretty funny.

25:18 Drew Yeah.

25:18 Busy Philipps Not as funny as White Chicks.

25:19 Adam That's around the world in 80 days.

25:22 Drew How was it?

25:23 Adam Yeah.

25:23 Drew Yeah. Kids movie.

25:25 Adam There you go. Yeah.

25:26 Drew I don't mind that kind of chunk though. The kids probably enjoyed it, right? Yeah.

25:29 Busy Philipps Yeah.

25:29 Adam It was like New York Minute. Same kind of thing.

25:31 Drew Oh, that bad, huh? Drew, the kiss of death on New York Minute. Put them in Olsen. That could be it for the Olsen twins. No. Let me tell you something. If you're listening, the Olsen twins' parents are listening, get busy. You got to get started with some more twins. These ones have burnt out. These horses have run.

25:53 Busy Philipps I think they're going to go to college and make big comebacks.

25:58 Drew They don't have, there's no, there's, they don't have anything.

26:00 Busy Philipps They have an empire of billions of dollars, more money than you and I will ever see these girls have.

26:07 Drew Do they possess any discernible talent?

26:10 Busy Philipps Perhaps. Maybe when they go to Yale and Harvard, it will come out.

26:14 Drew All right. Well, maybe, maybe they'll blossom. I'm guessing we're done with them.

26:19 Busy Philipps I don't think so.

26:20 Drew Well, the good news is it doesn't matter. They have an empire. They have billions of dollars. No, they should just relax and try to try to be sane. Yes. Not going to happen. All right. Drew, do you do? And I don't mean this is a is a huge knock, but I don't know that they have any discernible talent other than being them.

26:37 Adam They're there.

26:38 Drew That may be enough for a while sort of models, right?

26:41 Adam People like to see how they dress, get pictures of them and stuff.

26:44 Drew Yeah, but that that that's they're very attractive and there's two of them and the acting thing may blossom like he says.

26:51 Busy Philipps They're very attractive to teenagers and the tweens.

26:54 Drew I think you can call me not you.

26:55 Busy Philipps You're like, you know, a little bit older.

26:57 Drew Oh, I'd like to know. No, I think you could. You could definitely call him cute in sort of, you know, in a sort of kitschy kind of way. But I don't think they're going to blossom into great beauty. So they're, you know, five one.

27:10 Busy Philipps Maybe one of them will.

27:11 Drew Yeah, maybe one of them will make the movie like six one. All right. Stop defending the Olsen twins. I'm not I'm not bagging on them. I'm just saying I'm wondering, you know, they got a ton of money in the bank.

27:21 Adam Maybe or maybe they'll go behind the camera. That's something that would be nice.

27:24 Drew Yeah. All right. Let's let's talk to Ty. And here's the whole thing, too. Let me just say this. Let me just say this. You know, people do this whole thing where they go like America's in love with Jennifer Lopez. America's in love, obsessed with the Olsen twins. How come they put out a huge movie and nobody goes?

27:45 Busy Philipps I mean, yeah, but no, no, no, they're obsessed because they're obsessed with their personal lives. They're obsessed with what they're wearing when they're going to the grocery store.

27:51 Drew I just mean if people, you know, if JLo's a megastar that everybody's obsessed with, how come she craps out three movies in a row? Nobody goes.

28:00 Busy Philipps Because they're terrible movies.

28:01 Drew Well, but we're obsessed or maybe we're not. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, OK, America's in love with the Olsen twins. How come America didn't go see the movie? I don't know. I think it's just sort of hype on hype and it's people and it's us and it's entertainment tonight. And it's a Pat O'Brien. And I think they just they just stir the cauldron. But at the end of the day, I'm not sure who really cares.

28:24 Busy Philipps The cauldron's empty, Adam.

28:25 Drew That's right. That's right. All right. I'm going to cook up a good back seat for you before the night's over.

28:31 Busy Philipps I look forward to it.

28:33 Drew You're 21. 21. What's up?

28:38 Caller Well, I'm having a confliction with a couple of strippers.

28:43 Adam Confliction.

28:43 Busy Philipps What does that mean?

28:45 Caller Is that a word?

28:46 Adam It's a mix. I guess a mix between an affliction and a conflict.

28:50 Drew It is if you're Don King. White guys can't pull off those kind of words. We got to stick to the dictionary. We can't make our own words up. Go ahead.

28:59 Caller Well, I'm dating this one stripper right now.

29:04 Drew I'm going to have an epileptic seizure. It's driving me nuts. I'm really going to have a seizure. Drew, you have to put your wallet in my mouth because I'm going to swallow my tongue.

29:13 Adam What's with the swallowing the tongue stuff, by the way?

29:14 Drew I'm going to swallow it.

29:15 Adam You're going to do it?

29:17 Drew When I have my seizure- I see. When I have the seizure, then I'm going to swallow my tongue.

29:21 Adam I think that goes down with secondhand smoke.

29:23 Drew Swallowing the tongue? When I have a seizure and I'm choking on my own tongue, you won't be laughing. Yes. You're dating two strippers.

29:34 Caller I'm dating one right now. I would like to date a different one.

29:38 Drew Go ahead.

29:39 Caller Let me explain my situation here. I'm dating one and she is great and she treats me very well. And I didn't like the fact that I was dating her.

29:51 Adam Quick.

29:53 Caller All right.

29:54 Drew Yeah. Go ahead, Ty.

29:58 Caller This sex is great. Everything's just fine. But I'm attracted to her.

30:02 Adam Is he offended?

30:04 Caller We don't have a whole lot in common.

30:06 Drew Well, date the other one then. Well, the other one as is the same board. And I'm going to go nuts with that ticking in the background.

30:17 Adam Look.

30:17 Drew All right. You're dating strippers. You're 21.

30:20 Busy Philipps Very cool.

30:21 Drew Go have fun. Pick one.

30:23 Busy Philipps It's not that big of a deal.

30:24 Drew I got a dilemma. I got two strippers. She's really, the sex is great. Yeah. Hold on. Let me write this down. Great sex. Oh, what? Not a lot in common. But great sex is really hot. Now, the other one, just go date the one you want.

30:40 Busy Philipps You can talk for hours.

30:42 Drew Yeah. Just go do whatever you want. All right. It was really, Ty, it was really the, it was the ticking that was driving me insane. Yeah, it was the clicking. Christina?

30:54 Adam Whoa, the phone line.

30:55 Drew That's better. Hey, you're 19. What's happening? Yeah.

31:22 Caller Alright. Not this past weekend, but the last Saturday before that. So it's been a little over two weeks, okay? And this question is for Dr. Drew. I had a sore in my mouth, okay? And I didn't know, whee! I don't know, I didn't know you could transmit oral herpes to the general, is that right, Adam? I mean-

31:41 Adam You can, yes, you can. Yes, you certainly can, Mae.

31:44 Caller Okay, well, it's been two weeks now. And there's no, see what happened was I thought he had it because he got a viral ear infection right after. And he was, I didn't know that's what it was.

31:56 Adam What'd you do with his ear?

31:58 Caller Because I know the symptoms, he got really, really sick right after, but my question is how long is the incubation time or how long before we're clear because he has no idea about it, you know what I mean?

32:11 Adam Now, wait a minute, what was the illness that he got after the event?

32:15 Caller He had a viral ear infection and I thought it was from-

32:20 Adam Sometimes the herpes was initially present as a viral appearing illness, almost even with a meningitis picture or something.

32:26 Drew Why with the ear though? What about the ear?

32:28 Adam He probably had red ears probably because of any virus you can get red ear drums, ear drums.

32:32 Drew Well, they went to the hospital.

32:35 Adam That's because they didn't have a doctor. They just went in and got looked at those ears. And did you talk about the herpes issue with the doctor there?

32:42 Drew Yeah, over the PA.

32:43 Adam Yeah, see, and so they-

32:45 Caller He had dizziness, he had a fever, he had body aches all over, he was just, but this is like, I mean, like this happened on Sunday night, he started getting sick.

32:56 Adam I'm just saying that can happen sometimes and followed by the rash within two weeks.

33:01 Drew Did he have any breakout or any rash?

33:03 Caller No, no, nothing like that, nothing in that sense or anything.

33:08 Adam Then hopefully that's it. It's usually out of the woods within two weeks.

33:12 Busy Philipps Wait, I have a question. What's the difference between like oral herpes and just a cold sore or is it the same thing?

33:20 Adam It's basically the same thing or can be the same thing.

33:23 Caller It was inside my mouth, though. It wasn't on the outside. And I have one more question before you let me go.

33:28 Adam Go ahead.

33:29 Caller We had sex right after and I'm on the depot shot, so we had unprotected sex and I haven't felt anything. Now, would that be transmitted to me? You know what I'm saying?

33:38 Adam Even though we had unprotected sex. If he were having an active outbreak, he could produce enough virus to inoculate you again.

33:46 Drew Bitten by your own snake.

33:48 Adam Smitten and bitten.

33:50 Drew Yes, interesting.

33:52 Busy Philipps That's really interesting.

33:53 Drew But she's saying, could she do it immediately?

33:56 Adam No, unlikely.

33:57 Drew Because she's saying they had the intercourse immediately after the oral sex.

34:01 Adam There's not enough virus for that.

34:03 Busy Philipps But at some point, be careful.

34:05 Adam She is somewhat protected against her own virus. It's controlled, otherwise it would break out all over the place, right? So it sort of controls it. It's like when I like my own farts.

34:14 Drew Like, you know, when you're in front of a car and you do that wave.

34:18 Adam Yeah, yeah. It's like the virus.

34:19 Drew It's like that, right? I like it.

34:21 Adam Precisely.

34:21 Drew It's good.

34:22 Adam Yes. She likes her own virus.

34:24 Drew Right.

34:24 Adam And she can contain it.

34:25 Drew That's how the body is.

34:25 Adam Otherwise, she grows out. But if he were suddenly producing tremendous, much higher concentration than a new outbreak, that could then inoculate her.

34:32 Drew So you're saying, let me just get this straight. If, and just go along with me, you have an open lesion in your mouth.

34:41 Adam Okay. I do.

34:42 Drew Yes. Yes.

34:42 Adam Well, I do. Interestingly, you perform oral. No, I'm not. No.

34:46 Drew Yes.

34:46 Adam No.

34:46 Drew Yes, you do. I turn around.

34:48 Adam The keister. Terrible.

34:51 Drew And keister you. Yeah. Am I going to spread whatever you had in your mouth into your keister?

34:58 Adam Very unlikely.

34:59 Drew Very unlikely. Although two weeks later, after I have the outbreak, if I did it, then.

35:03 Adam Then it's game on. Why it's not game on.

35:07 Drew That's when I desecrate your keister. Yeah.

35:10 Adam Permanently.

35:11 Drew Permanently.

35:12 Adam You leave it scarred and sore.

35:13 Drew That's right. That's right.

35:15 Adam That's right.

35:16 Drew Every, every dude comes out with a notch in it from that point out. You know what I'm saying?

35:22 Adam Like a ridge?

35:23 Drew Yeah. V-groove.

35:31 Busy Philipps I've had enough.

35:33 Adam Good disgusting look.

35:34 Drew Yeah, that's good. Well, we've covered the zits. We've gotten to the herpes. Gotten to it all. I know we're supposed to talk about it. I'm going to take a break, but I'm really on a roll. Busy Philipps here tonight from White Chicks. Here's the story. The Waynes brothers are FBI agents, yes, they're agents.

35:56 Adam They need to go undercover.

35:57 Busy Philipps They have to go way undercover.

35:58 Drew They got to go deep cover and they got to go as blonde chicks. White chicks. Blonde. White chicks. Right. You know, the thing that always strikes me about when guys go undercover as chicks, is they get superhuman strength as if guys could do it. Like the Waynes brothers are 165 pound guys. When they punch.

36:17 Busy Philipps 145.

36:18 Drew Alright, 145. When they punch somebody, the guy gets 20 feet of air and flies into a truck windshield. Now as a guy, you can't punch somebody and send them fly, but as a guy dressed as a chick, if you punch some guy, he flies 20 feet.

36:34 Adam Waynes as himself, you barely feel it.

36:37 Drew That's right. And with the blonde wig on, superhuman, flying.

36:40 Adam That's like Wonder Woman.

36:42 Drew That's how it works. If you're throwing a ball, whatever it is, it knocks people over. That's right.

36:49 Adam Hit them with a pillow.

36:50 Drew You kill them.

36:51 Adam You will kill them.

36:52 Drew That's right.

36:52 Busy Philipps You will kill them.

36:53 Drew Busy Philipps is here tonight, White Chicks, the name of the new movie. She steals the show, by the way. We will take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.

37:09 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

37:10 Drew Hey, buddy, it's Adam.

37:11 Adam And I'm Dr. Drew.

37:12 Drew Here to talk about Axe Deodorant Body Spray.

37:15 Adam Yes, sir.

37:15 Drew You spray that on, you give stink the axe.

37:20 Busy Philipps Ha.

37:37 Drew Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Busy Philipps here tonight. Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear friend. Busy, what's going on with the social life? You seeing somebody?

37:51 Busy Philipps Yeah, I've been seeing the same guy forever.

37:55 Drew Forever?

37:55 Busy Philipps Well, I don't know, for a long time.

37:58 Adam We talked about this when you were in North Carolina.

38:00 Busy Philipps We were having problems.

38:01 Adam Yeah, yeah, yeah.

38:02 Busy Philipps It was hard, the long distance relationship for two years, are you kidding? Yeah. It was tough.

38:06 Drew It's tough for Drew and I.

38:07 Busy Philipps A lot of phone fights.

38:08 Drew Him being here is the hard part, if he would tell you, it would just get better. But now you're back in town and you guys are getting along, right?

38:18 Busy Philipps Yeah, it's good. It's nice to see him.

38:20 Drew What's he do?

38:21 Busy Philipps He's an actor. He's just starting out.

38:24 Drew All right.

38:25 Busy Philipps Goes on auditions a lot. I know, it's a pain.

38:29 Adam Adam doesn't audition.

38:31 Busy Philipps No, offer only for Adam.

38:32 Drew Offer only.

38:33 Busy Philipps Offer only.

38:34 Drew So painful.

38:35 Busy Philipps Yeah, it's tough. And he works at a Starbucks. The one on South Beverly in Charlieville. Charlieville. Now people are gonna go stalk him.

38:47 Drew Yeah, Drew's going over there to give himself a freebie.

38:51 Busy Philipps He'll give you one.

38:52 Drew Engineer Chris's brother works at a Starbucks in like a Monrovia.

39:02 Busy Philipps I mean, do you guys know, everybody talks about like the great health insurance at Starbucks. It's unbelievable. It's way better than mine from SAG. And SAG has some of the best health insurance in the world. Yeah, he gets like free chiropractic exams, free acupuncture, like complete- Wow, dental? Complete dental. Psychologist, he can go see a like full mental health taken care of, it's insane.

39:29 Drew Nine bucks for a cup of coffee, I guess they pass along to the employees.

39:33 Busy Philipps Well, it's- And you only have to work there like 20 hours a week or something to qualify for it.

39:40 Drew Wow, I like to quit my job and get a gig like at Ben and Jerry's or Starbucks or one of these-

39:45 Busy Philipps Home Depot, I could see you at Home Depot.

39:47 Drew In these companies, it cares. Home Depot, I would not fit in because of my communication skills, yeah, there'd be a little trouble at Home Depot. A, I speak English and B, I'm not part of the criminally insane. Listen, I don't know if they advertise in the show, but it is virtually impossible to utilize Home Depot in the Los Angeles area.

40:12 Busy Philipps There's only like one.

40:14 Drew Do me a favor, anybody, try calling the Hollywood Home Depot, see what happens. See if you can talk to somebody, see if they can find something out. There's a bunch, no, there's a bunch of them.

40:22 Busy Philipps There's that one on Hollywood and then there's the one over in Marina Del Rey.

40:25 Drew Who are you talking to?

40:27 Busy Philipps I don't know you.

40:28 Drew Okay. I'm telling you, I know where they all are. All right, you can not, they can, you can.

40:34 Busy Philipps They can't be as useless as the people from Kinko's.

40:36 Drew No, they're much, they're much worse.

40:39 Busy Philipps It's not possible.

40:40 Drew Listen, picture the people from Kinko's, if they did not speak English as a first language and they suffered severe head damage, like from a tire iron. Now, and they were spun around. Here's basically, you want to think Home Depot employees. Here's what you got to think. You know, at halftime of the softball game where they do that thing where they put their head, their forehead down on a bat and they spin around a bunch of times and then they chug a beer and they try to make it a first base. The picture someone doesn't speak English trying to do that. And that's to help you get at the Home Depot. And look, I'm not, you know, I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true. Their employees are borderline retarded.

41:17 Adam The Starbucks looks like it's a fun, socially party at the time.

41:20 Drew Starbucks, yeah, that's a different, that's the thing. They know coffee.

41:23 Busy Philipps There you go, Starbucks is great.

41:24 Adam Now, on to coffee.

41:25 Drew I just happen to like, I like the commercials where they show the guy with the salt and pepper hair explaining the plumbing fixture to the guy who's nodding feverishly. Go down to the Hollywood Home Depot, see if you can find the guy with the salt and pepper.

41:39 Busy Philipps I think Home Depots here are much different than the Home Depots in Scottsdale or something.

41:45 Drew I would pray for the good people of Scottsdale that that is so. I would pray because here's the reality. Los Angeles is almost unusable now.

41:54 Adam But hardware has its own para-culture, para-reality. You know what I mean? Epi-reality, the people that work in hardware stores, unique types. Anyway, any hardware store.

42:06 Drew Here's what I wanna say about Los Angeles. If you wanna go to Home Depot or you wanna go to the 76 station, unusable. Everything is unusable. It is now Calcutta, Bangladesh. It is now just some bizarre in the Middle East that is 100 years old. Just goats and people of all nationalities screaming at each other. I hear chickens. Chickens in the background. Go to the Hollywood Home Depot and try to go get something.

42:31 Caller I bought my grill there.

42:32 Drew Go there. Go there and order something. That's it. This is gonna be funny. Go to the Hollywood Home Depot and try to order something. Go try. See if you can find someone who speaks English. See if you can find someone who doesn't give you the stink eye. See if you can find anybody. Go try.

42:45 Busy Philipps It must be different for me.

42:48 Drew Go over there, see what you can find. See if you, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what I do. I will blindfold you. I'll take you to the Hollywood Home Depot and blindfold you. Tell me where you are. You tell me what country. Tell me if you're in a third world country or an industrialized country. Go over there and find out. Yeah, all right. Listen, here's the thing about Los Angeles. It's sort of unusable now. It's now just turned into a crazy third world country where everyone's on their own. It has people with the mopeds, it's sort of like Thailand meets Mexico now. It's unusable. It just, we can't use it anymore. I don't know what to do. I'm going to Scottsdale. Your parents have an extra room?

43:25 Busy Philipps Of course.

43:26 Drew Did they have your old room?

43:27 Busy Philipps No, they moved out of my childhood home.

43:31 Drew Could move some of the junk back in?

43:33 Busy Philipps No, they like ditched it all. They sent it to me in Los Angeles. It was horrifying. Don't ever do that to your children. Why? Because they moved it, they upgraded to a nice house with a mountain view and I picked all my stuff out. I was done.

43:49 Drew I'm going to Scottsdale. I'm going to live with the Philipps family.

43:52 Adam Sink or swim.

43:53 Drew They give me a nickname like Nappy or Jackie.

43:56 Adam At the Scottsdale Home Depot.

43:59 Busy Philipps My dad would take you to the Scottsdale Home Depot.

44:02 Drew I couldn't imagine. I could not imagine what that would look like. Jeff?

44:07 Caller Yeah.

44:07 Drew You're 26?

44:09 Caller Yep.

44:09 Drew What's happening?

44:11 Caller Alcohol, this is for Dr. Drew. I've been an alcoholic since I was drinking alcohol since I was 16, in and out of AA and rehab. I was sober for a year, a little over a year and then relapsed. I've been not drinking now for about the last month. I was curious what Dr. Drew thought about other programs besides AA, in particular, Rational Recovery.

44:33 Adam Yeah, Rational Recovery, SOS, the SMART.

44:35 Drew What is Rational Recovery?

44:36 Adam These are all basically the same kinds of processes, but without some of the spiritual elements that...

44:42 Caller Well, from what I've read from Rational Recovery, it's very anti-AA. It's pretty much do it on your own. It has a, kind of like a course you can take on the Internet. And then you've got some books and tapes you can get, but...

44:54 Adam There are behavioral programs out there. In my experience, and other people may have different experiences, that people that do behavioral programs eventually end up in some sort of 12-step-like process. Because really, 12-step, all it is, is therapy in a structured procedure.

45:09 Drew A lot of people, they get pissed off about the god stuff.

45:13 Adam And the god stuff is really just to get you to stop trying to control things. When you've been in a trauma growing up as a child, you forever after that try to control your environment to prevent future trauma, and you've got to let go of that. And that's really all the basis of the god stuff is. For some people, it's something very, very elaborate. For other people, it's just that, just letting go. Whatever works, in terms of what works, let's put it this way, the review agencies for hospitals and organizations like that, you have to have a 12-step basis because that's what works.

45:45 Drew What's that mean, the review agencies?

45:47 Adam They're like Joint Commission on Hospital Accreditation and the state review organizations. If you're going to have an accredited program, you've got to have a 12-step model, basically. You've got to have some of that there, if not all of it.

45:58 Drew Can you have 10 steps?

46:00 Adam No.

46:01 Drew No? It's got to be 12? Remember we talked about those steps where they called me up and apologized for getting weird on me when they were drunk? We can't just nix that one.

46:11 Busy Philipps That one's... What is that one about?

46:13 Drew I don't like that one.

46:14 Busy Philipps It always creeps me out, too.

46:15 Drew Have you ever had that one?

46:15 Busy Philipps Yeah, I have, actually.

46:17 Drew It's always busy. It's Rob. Hey, we need to talk.

46:23 Adam Was the guy's name Rob? Evidently.

46:28 Drew I know. And it's always like, you always get defensive. It's all right.

46:32 Busy Philipps It's all right.

46:34 Drew It's not all right. Just listen. I did some things that were pretty out of line. I'm not proud of, okay? But I'm taking inventory now. Here's what it is. You know how uncomfortable you felt two years ago when I got loaded and came on to you? It's going to be a different kind of rape now. But it's still going to hurt.

46:52 Adam That's not proper immensely.

46:55 Drew Well, tell them that. We're going to take a quick break. Busy Philipps here from White Chicks. We'll be right back.

47:00 Here it is.

47:00 Drew Bottom line, it sucks being single today.

47:03 Adam Tons of lame people and no decent prospects.

47:05 Call the Dateline. Call the Dateline. Call the Dateline. 1-877-889-DATE. Loveline will be right back, so get your problems ready. Ready.

47:39 Drew There, buddy. Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Busy Philipps is in studio tonight. She's the Steen C1 blonde from White Chicks, new Waynes Brothers movies. They gotta go undercover as White Chicks in order, they're good FBI agents, right?

48:00 Busy Philipps But it's actually pretty interesting because they go undercover as specific White Chicks. It's not just like White Chicks in general. There are actually two actresses that they sort of play.

48:11 Drew Oh, really?

48:11 Busy Philipps Yeah, so it makes it a little bit more interesting. So they had to make the prosthetics and stuff they made to look like these girls. Yeah, Mayland Ward and Annie Dudeck are their names. And they're really beautiful girls, but they're very tall and like sort of Amazonian and.

48:26 Drew And do they look like them?

48:30 Busy Philipps Marlon, I mean, Marlon sort of makes a better girl just because he's very slight and he has like sort of softer features. Sean looks like Shrek.

48:40 Adam Nice. Good look.

48:44 Drew It is a good look. They.

48:46 Busy Philipps Sean's so broad.

48:47 Drew They do that thing where they go, whenever they do the behind the scenes thing, it's like six hours in the makeup.

48:53 Busy Philipps It was insane. I felt that, yeah. I mean.

48:56 Drew I used to do some stuff with the manager every once in a while, like put on a fake mustache, be like, after about 18 minutes, be like, I can't handle it.

49:04 Busy Philipps I can't stand, I'm a girl who enjoys doing my hair and makeup and looking pretty and going out. And I can't stand how long it takes to do hair and makeup for TV and movies. I can't imagine doing six hours of prosthetics every day.

49:18 Drew Oh, when they talk about like Jim Carrey with the Grinch that stole Christmas, he'd have to be in the chair at 5 a.m. These boys, Marlon and Sean, some days only got, what? You can't call the black guys boys anymore. It's bad.

49:35 Busy Philipps Call everyone boys. All right, these men? No, this isn't right there. Men, men. Anyway, Marlon and Sean.

49:44 Drew Call them homies. Say my homies.

49:46 Busy Philipps No. I will not.

49:48 Drew You can say my N words, but you can't say boys. It's really- I've spoken to them.

49:55 Busy Philipps So you know all about it.

49:56 Drew I don't mean the Wayne's brothers per se, but I mean the black man.

49:59 Busy Philipps You don't know the Wayne's brothers.

50:01 Drew I am down with the Wayne's brothers. I know the Wayne's brothers.

50:04 Busy Philipps Yes, I do. Oh, you did comedy, right?

50:07 Drew Yes, back in the day.

50:08 Busy Philipps Back in the day. I was trying to say that some days they would only get like two hour turnarounds and they would go home. They would finish shooting and get all the makeup off.

50:18 Adam Why would they bother taking it off?

50:19 Busy Philipps Well, because it cracks at the end of the day. They had to do new prosthetics every single day. Because it would crack around their eyes and their lips.

50:28 Drew And in really two hours, they needed to be back on the set.

50:31 Busy Philipps I mean, it was insane. Yeah.

50:32 Adam Could they just lie on the back and be asleep?

50:34 Busy Philipps They did. That's what, after a while, they sort of got used to the process and they could, I think they could kind of nap through it, but it was insane. They would sleep whenever they could because they were never sleeping.

50:46 Adam I'm getting hard thinking about it.

50:47 Busy Philipps It was exhausting.

50:48 Drew Imagine the complaining I would do.

50:50 Adam Oh, you never really heard him in North Carolina. It was something else.

50:54 Busy Philipps I heard him a little bit.

50:56 Adam Oh yeah, but you get him at the peak, the sort of the right moment of the pickup in the morning at 6.30.

51:04 Busy Philipps We don't care. You're getting paid, Adam.

51:06 Caller Oh, oh, oh.

51:07 Busy Philipps Not enough? That's when you fire the agent?

51:10 Adam That was part of the problem.

51:11 Drew I think I'm firing Drew, actually.

51:13 Adam He blamed me for sending him out there and then complained that he should have gotten 10.

51:17 Busy Philipps You guys, truthfully, I think you're the, I mean, I think I'm the reason why you guys came out to do that. Because I pitched a show idea to the producers that Adam and Drew came to the college.

51:27 Adam You can blame Busy, see, instead of me.

51:29 Busy Philipps So you can blame me, Adam. Well, it's harder to blame Busy. I'm the reason why you made that $2.50 to come to North Carolina.

51:36 Drew I had a problem because, as you know, we did that thing where they say you're gonna get on, Sunday morning flight, there's like a nine a.m. flight or something that leaves that LAX to, and then I said, I have trouble at the airport. I said to the producers, I said, now, when are we taping? We're taping Monday morning. I said, okay, well, what time are we flying out? This Sunday, 8:30 a.m., something like that. I said, that's so early. Why am I flying out so early? Well, there's an 8:30 a.m. flight, and then there's like a 2:30 p.m. flight, and then that's the last flight. So if you don't make the 2.30 flight, you have to charter your own plane, and we're not gonna be able to, whatever. So we'll put you on the 8.30. And I said, nah, put me on the 2.30. And they said, all right, but if you miss it, you have to pay for your own chartered plane to North Carolina. And I was like, put me on 2.30, we're fine. It was Sunday, which is the day of the LA Marathon. And the entire city was closed down. And I'm standing, now the car, this is really, this is comedy. It is now, it's okay. So like that whole thing is echoing my head of them going, of course, if you don't make the 2.30 flight, as a matter of fact, I think they needed like a written voucher that said, if you do not make the 2.30, at your own expense, you will charter a flight to North Carolina. I said, just done, done, fine. I can get to the airport by two o'clock. I ain't worried about it. So, okay, we'll have the car pick you up at noon. Fine, we have plenty of time. Guy calls at like 11.30, he's like, I'm running a little late. Then it's like 10 to 12. I've hit a little traffic, a little marathon traffic. Now it's like 12.15, 12.30. He's not gonna make it. I live up in the Hollywood Hills, LAX is where it is. And the entire marathon is between me and the airport. And the whole goddamn city is shut down for nine hours while people prove something to themselves. Now, I know, now it's like, this guy's not showing up. I'm looking at my watch, it's like, it's 1.35. I'm like, I start screaming at my wife, get down here, which is why, go, we're going, we're going to the airport. Drive down the hill, get to the Hollywood freeway. It's like, it's bumper to bumper. So you can't go around, you can't go through. The streets are all closed off. I need an airplane to get to the airport. It's not gonna happen. And I'm just thinking, I paid for the, I'm like a maniac, turn back around and going nuts. And the whole time I'm thinking, I'm gonna kill Drew. I was thinking, it's Sunday, what am I doing? I didn't wanna go here. What's in North Carolina? I was going nuts. Missed a flight. And then, by the way.

54:27 Busy Philipps You didn't shoot on Monday.

54:28 Drew No, did shoot on Monday. Did shoot on Monday. My assistant, God bless her, made some kind of crazy backup thing for like four o'clock. There was another flight or some sort of coverage thing. And I ended up just making my backup flight that the Dawson's Creek people said didn't exist.

54:47 Busy Philipps Right, they often did that.

54:49 Drew So that's what I do. And by the way, God bless this business. The first one is 8.30, that's the last one going out. And then it's like, well, it's 12, it's 2.30, but there was a third one that was two hours later.

55:00 And there was one, there was a red eye too.

55:03 Drew I ended up making. Yeah, it's great. I should sue them because I lost 10 years. And almost almost got a divorce, just screaming at my wife on the freeway. I'm like, I got the dollars, it's great. I got a chart. I was picturing myself like a sea plane. Like, I paid for the spruce cruise, you know? Like I'm actually sitting in the captain's, I'm in the co-pilot's chair and there's no one else in the plane. A drunken Jim Packus is flying. I'm just sitting there. Yeah, it's $33,000 for one way to North Carolina. And we'll have to land on the ocean. I just, it was like, it was crazy. It was crazy. And then I started to hate the LA Marathon.

55:39 Adam Well, then you start yelling at me. I need at least 50 grand for you. The first thing in the morning, every morning in that misty rain that they have.

55:48 Busy Philipps And the bad food, I know about it. I'm sorry I brought it up.

55:54 Drew Worst food show business.

55:56 Busy Philipps I'm sorry I brought it up.

55:57 Drew The creek, it's like they got the food from the actual creek. Oh, Sam, hey, you're 22, hold on a second. Drew, about the only thing you can look forward to when you shoot something is the food, right?

56:12 Adam Except there seems to be some sort of a spirit that's evolving where you've got, who could have the crappiest?

56:17 Drew Something went horribly.

56:18 Adam Means you're the best show.

56:19 Drew Something went horribly. Dawson's Creek would still be on the air by those standards.

56:23 Busy Philipps I don't know, I think Six Feet Under is like a fantastic show and I was shooting once on the lot that they use and I walked by their craft service and I literally stopped and picked something up. It was awesome. It looked so good.

56:35 Drew Something happened with Dawson's Creek.

56:37 Adam It's North Carolina. Well, they had that big, they threw everything in that big, what would they call that? They threw everything in that big boiler.

56:44 Drew An asshole.

56:45 Busy Philipps The crab, I don't remember what it's called. It's like potatoes and crawfish and corn and everything.

56:51 Adam They had a name for it.

56:52 Drew Disaster.

56:53 Busy Philipps But those are the teamsters were making that.

56:54 Adam Oh yeah.

56:55 Drew Sam?

56:56 Adam Yeah.

56:56 Drew Hold on, that was a good part. What's up? You're 22.

57:01 Caller You know, I was sitting here and I play D2 college football. And I'm sitting here and I don't play. I really suck guys. And they put me in and I made the winning touchdown by misreading a play.

57:16 Drew No, wait a minute, wait a minute, hold on, hold on. What position do you play?

57:21 Caller Middle linebacker.

57:22 Drew And why did they put you in if you suck?

57:26 Caller The starter got hurt.

57:28 Adam And what do you mean you misread a play?

57:30 Caller Well, it was a screen, but I was supposed to blitz and I read it wrong to where I intercepted the pass and ran it in.

57:37 Drew How far did you run it in?

57:38 Caller Just 30 yards and I won the game.

57:42 Drew Well, wait a second, this is last season?

57:45 Caller This was last season, but I'm calling because I always had a girlfriend, but she came in and these two girls, you know, the groupies, so you can imagine what D2 groupies look like, right?

57:56 Drew Sure.

57:57 Caller And they want to take advantage of me and I'm like, hey, I'm all for it. And they did and I had the best time of my life. It was amazing. What happened was now it's like I'm sitting here, I want to, you know, pleasure myself.

58:11 Caller Liar, liar whore, liar whore, you know it.

58:15 Drew What college you got to?

58:17 Caller It was Eastern New Mexico.

58:18 Drew Yeah, what was the name of your team?

58:21 Caller The Aggies.

58:24 Drew By the way, no one, if you mention a college that no one's ever heard of and you just say the Aggies, no one will ever argue with you, ever, ever, ever. Even if you said you went to Harvard and you say that wasn't the name, Aggies.

58:38 Adam Yeah, Florida, I don't know if that would apply.

58:40 Drew Sam?

58:41 Caller Yes.

58:42 Drew All right, so anyway, you hooked up with some groupies and you got a venereal disease?

58:47 Caller I don't know, but it was like little bumps on it. And it was like, you know how you pop a pimple? So I'm just like, well, I went to the, you know, my quarterback, hey, let's just go and get tested. And the lady looked at it and said, oh no, that's from rubbing against your pads from your pants. I'm like-

59:07 Adam So it's literally like a zit. It's like white stuff comes out of it.

59:10 Caller Yes.

59:10 Adam Yeah, that is from the sort of lack of oxygen down there and from rubbing, yes. There you go.

59:17 Drew Well, you went and talked to the doctor, right?

59:19 Adam Evidently.

59:20 Drew Okay, don't call us. If you talk to the doctor, I was saying. And the doctor, we do this all the time. If you don't mind.

59:26 Adam Sometimes if you wanna just like sort out opinions, you got multiple conflicting opinions or something. But if you got opinion that fit and so.

59:32 Drew Sam?

59:33 Caller Yes.

59:34 Drew So the doctor said it was like an ingrown?

59:36 Caller Well, I don't know. It's just weird because it's, I never had it before.

59:42 Adam I had, yeah, it's fine. It's basically a boil.

59:47 It's got a loofah.

59:49 Adam All right.

59:50 Drew All right there, buddy, buddy. Good times.

59:53 Caller Good times.

59:54 Drew Go Aggies. Go Aggies.

59:55 Caller Yes, go Aggies.

59:57 Drew You know, it's still when the guys are legit because you can get people going. All you guys just yell their college team and they get excited that you yell.

1:00:04 Adam Yeah, they animate.

1:00:06 Drew Yeah. Remember when we did that gig in Texas and we just say howdy in the entire room and you howdy at us?

1:00:12 Adam Yeah.

1:00:13 Drew It's crazy. There's like 2,000 people and we just, you just go, howdy and they go, howdy!

1:00:18 Adam And they go, howdy!

1:00:21 Drew All in unison. They've been practicing their whole lives.

1:00:23 Adam Texas A&M.

1:00:24 Drew Is that Texas A&M?

1:00:25 Adam And then remember Ohio State?

1:00:27 Drew Go A.

1:00:27 Adam O-H. You'd say O-H and they'd go, I-O. Oh, really? Remember that? You took pictures of it.

1:00:34 Drew I was pretty high.

1:00:35 Adam You were.

1:00:35 Drew I was pretty high in most of that stuff. I had to numb myself to go out on stage.

1:00:40 Adam I know. It was tough. And then yell at me about how I couldn't travel at all.

1:00:46 Drew That's what I did, Dawson's Creek. I was pretty high there. I had to numb myself. Casey?

1:00:52 Yeah?

1:00:52 Drew You're 18?

1:00:53 Caller Yeah.

1:00:55 Drew Hey.

1:00:56 Caller I have a question for Dr. Drew. I'm really freaking out because I feel like I'm such a mess. I have an eating disorder and I've been symptom substituting this past week with alcohol.

1:01:16 Drew Did you say symptom substituting?

1:01:19 Adam It's like a smoke alarm. You may not be symptom substituting, maybe you're actually an alcoholic and that's starting to emerge now. But go ahead.

1:01:25 Drew Why do they call that symptom substituting?

1:01:29 Caller Okay, because like I'm blemish and so the way I like, I'm blemish and anorexic and so the way I symptom substitute is I'll go and drink myself into oblivion and then I'll wake up and I won't have binge or purge and I'll end up skipping both breakfast and lunch from being.

1:01:47 Adam It's another way of regulating affects, regulating feeling states. Yeah.

1:01:51 Drew All right.

1:01:51 Adam It's all a bid for affect.

1:01:52 Drew But that's symptoms.

1:01:55 Caller Like yeah, so I won't eat. But it's like every time I get drunk, I get like this like insecurity about I feel like I need to be this like wild, like uncontrollable girl. And like, I end up getting myself in a lot of trouble. And like, this has always happened. Like I've been drinking since I was 14. And like, I've always gotten myself in trouble.

1:02:19 Adam Like, what does that mean getting myself in trouble?

1:02:21 Caller Like, okay. I've ended up in the hospital twice for alcohol poisoning. And I got kicked out my senior year from prom, from almost getting arrested.

1:02:31 Drew From the prom?

1:02:32 Caller Yeah, prom day.

1:02:34 Adam To me, this all just adds up to alcoholism. This is all just you're on drugs, alcohol or whatever, and you manifest behavior, you develop consequences, and yet you keep that relationship with the substance going.

1:02:45 Drew What'd you get kicked out for? What'd you do?

1:02:47 Caller Like, okay, well, we were leaving prom and I couldn't drive because I was like drunk off my ass. And so my friend was driving, but she didn't have her license. She only had her permit. And so the cops pulled us over and my teacher happened to be walking by.

1:03:01 Drew The cops pulled you over and your teacher went by on foot?

1:03:04 Caller Yes, cause you like lived in the area.

1:03:07 Drew Wow, that is a rangy teacher. I know.

1:03:10 Adam It's about bad times.

1:03:11 Drew It's all about busted. It's like, oh my God, is that Mr. Dillabertie?

1:03:15 Caller And then he felt obligated to like tell the school and then I got kicked out.

1:03:19 Drew So you couldn't attend the prom, you mean the following week?

1:03:23 Caller No, no, I was at, this was right, leaving prom, like towards the after-partner.

1:03:28 Drew I know, but how do you get kicked out of prom when you leave the-

1:03:31 Busy Philipps No, she got kicked out of school.

1:03:34 Drew I thought she said she got kicked out of-

1:03:35 I think she got kicked out of school.

1:03:37 Drew All right, all right, where is she from? All right, anyway. Yeah, you're an alcoholic, baby doll.

1:03:44 Caller Well, but like, I guess what my question is is like, maybe it is alcoholism, because that does run in both sides of my family. Like my-

1:03:52 Adam Yep, well, that's the way it works.

1:03:53 Drew There you go.

1:03:54 Adam But like- Why what?

1:03:55 Caller How do I, like, I don't know.

1:03:58 Adam You get that treated, you get that treated.

1:04:00 Caller But like, I feel like it feeds into my relationship with my parents, right?

1:04:03 Adam It all does, it all fits together. That the, whatever chronic trauma you sort of had to endure with your parents that prevented you from developing sufficiently and sort of contributed to the eating disorder is also an environmental experience that we predispose to the activation of your genetic predisposition for alcoholism. Yeah. That's a therapy.

1:04:28 Drew That's a 12 step. You gotta get off the booze.

1:04:31 Adam You need treatment. This is like the, with complex situations like that, individual therapy is useful, but you need a comprehensive program. You need multiple disciplines working with you over a very, very structured period of time.

1:04:40 Drew Let me explain something to everybody. Boozing is a privilege, not a right. If you can't handle it, you gotta hang it up. Now the ace man over here, he's a smooth boozer, not a troublemaker. Well, you don't see him getting drunk and doing donuts in the parking lot or going to the old girlfriend's house.

1:04:58 Adam Well, you've done that, but you don't do that anymore.

1:05:01 Drew No.

1:05:02 Adam You just get more abusive.

1:05:03 Drew No, no.

1:05:03 Adam Yeah, yeah.

1:05:05 Drew Oh, how dare you.

1:05:07 Adam How dare you?

1:05:07 Drew How dare you? Just because I wanna talk a little on a plane flight?

1:05:11 Busy Philipps No.

1:05:13 Adam No, that's the happy drunk Adam.

1:05:15 Drew Well, yeah, what do you mean I get abusive? I don't get abusive. How dare you? I should abuse you for making that allegation. Drew, now where do you see me drunk? On an airplane, right?

1:05:25 Adam Yeah, and when we go on those college gigs and stuff and then you abuse me for making you travel at all and go on those things.

1:05:30 Drew Yeah, on the airplane, right?

1:05:32 Adam Or afterwards, going back, yeah.

1:05:33 Drew Yeah, well, just for not getting paid enough.

1:05:35 Adam Yeah.

1:05:36 Drew That's all. That's all. All right, buddy. Let's, how dare you? I'm not an abusive drunk. I'm actually nicer when I'm drunk.

1:05:45 Adam You can be.

1:05:47 Drew Wait a second. What are you talking about? Look, I'm sober now and I'm meaner now than I am when I'm drunk. I'm a drunk, I'm a good drunk.

1:05:56 Adam You know what it is when you get going when you're drunk, you sometimes spiral.

1:06:00 Drew I get going.

1:06:01 Adam Yeah, you get going.

1:06:02 Drew No, like on the airplane? Where am I drunk around you?

1:06:06 Adam All the time, you're always drunk.

1:06:08 Drew When we travel?

1:06:09 Adam Especially when we travel.

1:06:10 Drew Yeah, when we travel.

1:06:11 Adam But you know, you would not spiral on a plane because you know the captain would come back and have some words with you.

1:06:15 Drew Nah, captains love me. No, just tell me where, at the restaurant? Where you go to a restaurant? Come on, Drew, you must be thinking of something.

1:06:25 Adam No, no, I'm really not, I'm really not.

1:06:26 Drew All right, well think, give it a little thought. We go out, when Drew and I travel, we go out on the road, we go to a restaurant. That's fine, right?

1:06:34 Adam No, I guess you're right. Maybe it's the hangover in the morning where you get abusive.

1:06:38 Drew By driving to the airport at like 6 a.m.?

1:06:40 Adam Anything, or especially anything early morning.

1:06:43 Drew Right, sober.

1:06:45 Adam Sobering, yes.

1:06:46 Drew Sober.

1:06:47 Adam Sobering.

1:06:47 Drew Sober, we go out for a nice steak, I have a glass of wine, no problem. We get on the plane, we're nice and chatty, everything's cool. Yes? How dare you?

1:06:57 Adam No, no, once we're on the plane, you're good. But the getting on the plane can be a problem.

1:07:01 Drew Yeah, but that's the sober part. You see, I need a belt.

1:07:04 Adam Sometimes, remember that one time you had too much sleeping medication?

1:07:06 Drew You mean Downers?

1:07:08 Adam Yeah, Downers, and we were gonna go Chicago for something.

1:07:11 Drew Yeah, what happened?

1:07:12 Adam I just remember you yelling. Remember? I think we missed the plane.

1:07:17 Drew They had a company. Misty? You're 23?

1:07:21 Caller Yes, I am.

1:07:22 Drew What's happening?

1:07:23 Caller It seems like the guys I'm choosing right now, all they are are bums.

1:07:30 Adam Well, stop choosing them. Stop choosing them.

1:07:34 Caller I know, I mean, I've been trying to find somebody with a job and college education.

1:07:44 Drew Misty, by the way, we always forget about Misty in our white trash name lineup, but it's just below Cammie.

1:07:51 Caller Yeah. I actually go by Mimi most of the time.

1:07:56 Drew You know what's another white trash name you don't hear about? Melody. Melody, Misty, and Cammie. That means, A, it means they put out, but they can get pregnant just through oral sex, and you may get hit with some rock salt at some point in the evening. All right, Misty. And you get hooked up with bad guys.

1:08:21 Adam So you're obviously attracted to bad guys. Yeah.

1:08:23 Drew I'm guessing your dad was a bad guy.

1:08:25 Adam Right.

1:08:26 Caller Kind of.

1:08:27 Adam Yeah, and that's where that attraction comes from. So how about not going after guys that you're super attracted to? First look at the pedigree.

1:08:34 Caller But I mean, it's so hard for me because it's just like I'm used to it. I mean, the guys that I like, they've been on probation.

1:08:42 Adam Yeah, Misty, it's not that you're used to it. You were attracted to it. You were driven to it. And you've got to not respond to that.

1:08:48 Drew What do you mean used to it? Yeah, you're into it. It's not used to.

1:08:57 Adam Well then, what's the question?

1:08:58 Drew Don't argue with Misty. She's a genius. Yeah, let me explain. Let's try to figure out how things are going. Do you have any kids?

1:09:07 Caller No.

1:09:08 Drew Oh, what are you, sterile?

1:09:10 Caller No.

1:09:11 Drew You have some abortions? You do? Yeah.

1:09:14 Caller Hey.

1:09:16 Drew All right, that's a good thing. Starting to like even more. And what's your dad do? All right. What did he do? Shutting and what, how did he die? I really don't know. You don't know? And by the way, you know, it's always great. We gotta ask, you always gotta ask everything three times. The show's like, what did your dad do? He's dead. What did he do before he died? Alcoholic. What did he do before he came in? It's like, it could take hours to find out. And actually, if you ask women who call this show what their dad does, it's usually about 25 minutes before you find out that they don't know. Misty? Your dad, I'm guessing, like me, the alcoholism was a hobby and not an actual gig.

1:10:17 Adam Not a paid ploy.

1:10:19 Drew Yeah, was he a taster for the Seagrams company or did he actually operate a forklift or something?

1:10:25 Caller No, I don't know. He died whenever I was about three.

1:10:31 Drew So you don't even know what he did for a living?

1:10:33 Caller No.

1:10:34 Adam Your mom never told you?

1:10:35 Caller No.

1:10:36 Adam Never asked?

1:10:37 Busy Philipps Never asked.

1:10:38 Caller Sometimes.

1:10:39 Adam And she wouldn't tell you?

1:10:40 Caller She just said he was a no good bastard.

1:10:45 Adam Well, good, that kind of framed it for you because now you only go after no good bastards.

1:10:49 Drew There you go.

1:10:50 Adam Well done, mom.

1:10:51 Drew And I'll bet she said no count, not no good.

1:10:54 Caller Yeah.

1:10:55 Drew That's why I tried for no count. Okay, so that's enough now. So your dad was an idiot, but he couldn't have had that horrible impact on you because he was gone by the time you were three, although I'm guessing your mom dated some other guys that weren't so great after he left. Where's my bourbon? All right. So how about you sort of break the cycle of getting hooked up with horrible guys that your mom wasn't able to break, and you hook up with a guy that treats you decently.

1:11:24 Caller Yeah, but there's like none out there.

1:11:28 Adam Yep, there are none. Zero.

1:11:29 Drew They're all just...

1:11:30 Adam They're seeing none.

1:11:30 Drew Look at engineer Chris over there. They're usually married. He's abusive. Usually married. No, Chris couldn't be further from married. He lives at home, as a matter of fact. What about a nice guy that lives at home? No?

1:11:48 Caller Sure.

1:11:49 Drew Okay, listen. Misty, please, please stop it with your horrible life. Would you please? Just go find a regular guy.

1:11:55 Caller It doesn't have to be the way you made it.

1:11:56 Adam You've created it this way.

1:11:58 Drew Not all good guys are married, everyone else is abusive, that's what you're used to. Come on, stop all that. Just go find a nice guy. Would you please? And stop making your retarded proclamations about they're all married, they're all, please.

1:12:13 Adam Don't sabotage.

1:12:13 Drew Yeah, don't sabotage. Just go find a decent guy. Okay, that treats you right.

1:12:17 Caller It's just so hard.

1:12:20 Drew I know, it's hard. I know, but look, here's the thing. I know we gotta go break. If you just say no every time, then just forget it. Just don't do it.

1:12:28 Busy Philipps I think that the secret is that each time you find a guy that's slightly less abusive. And then you wean yourself slowly. You wean yourself slowly. That's what I think you should do.

1:12:39 Adam Could take 20 years.

1:12:41 Drew We're gonna take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.

1:12:46 Adam No.

1:12:55 Drew Drew, how much money do guys spend trying to get chicks into the billion? Cars, condoms, hair plugs. All they need is a max deodorant body spray and a billion dollars. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dylan Walsh in here tomorrow night from Nip Tuck. Busy Philipps in here tonight from White Chicks. And that was the Nip Tuck thing. And it takes a second for Anderson to find the stuff. Bitch!

1:13:41 It's him on the computer, sir.

1:13:42 Drew He's on the computer, that's cool. And we'll get back to the phones. As Drew told me during the commercial when I spassed out at the airport, it was us doing Jenny Jones about seven years ago. I think it was that long ago. Yeah. And they said they were gonna fly his first class out from LA to Chicago to do Jenny Jones. And we got there and they said, nah, we got you down for coach. And I said, I'm going home. And I started to go home and they got me into first class, which I didn't want them to do. I wanted to go home. Drew flew coach, but the thing is, is I was leaving. I wanted to go home. I couldn't wait to go home. That's fantastic. And then looking back on the whole experience, don't you wish you'd gone home with me, Drew?

1:14:27 Adam Of course, of course.

1:14:27 Drew Thank you. All right. But I wouldn't call that a scene. They just said they're flying me first class.

1:14:33 Adam Yeah.

1:14:34 Drew Jessica.

1:14:35 Adam It was a little bit uncomfortable.

1:14:38 Drew All right. But it looks they lied. You're 21, what's up? And Tru is in coach. What's happening, baby doll?

1:14:46 Caller I had two questions for you. The first one, I have endometriosis, but I didn't know like what the chances are of still being able to have a kid.

1:14:58 Adam It can affect fertility. And one of the sort of recommendations that are usually made to people that have endometriosis is to get pregnant before 30, because you fall off really quickly after 30. It's a matter of if you have endometriosis.

1:15:11 Caller I heard that there were like chances that you would have like a difficult pregnancy or that you just wouldn't be able to have a baby at all.

1:15:20 Adam Didn't I just say that?

1:15:21 Drew They would like you to get pregnant before 30 for that reason.

1:15:24 Busy Philipps Wait, what is endometriosis again?

1:15:27 Adam It's basically uterine tissue that gets outside the uterus.

1:15:31 Busy Philipps I saw this special about this woman who had triplets. It was called Born Against All Odds, was the name of the show. This woman had triplets and then was having horrible abdominal cramping, went to the doctor and they found a fourth baby floating in her body.

1:15:48 Drew Really?

1:15:49 Adam What happens then?

1:15:50 Drew Just got loose somewhere?

1:15:51 Busy Philipps He lived.

1:15:52 Adam They were able to?

1:15:53 Busy Philipps Yes, Born Against All Odds. They extracted all the three little girls and then there was a little boy floating outside the womb and they got him out and he lived.

1:16:04 Drew Where?

1:16:04 Busy Philipps He was like two pounds, it was in London.

1:16:07 Drew Lifetime Show?

1:16:09 Busy Philipps It was Discovery Channel.

1:16:10 Drew Discovery, good station. Where do you, when you get outside the womb, where are you?

1:16:16 Adam You're in the peritoneum. You're floating in the guts.

1:16:19 Drew You're in the gut.

1:16:20 Adam Oh, it could be the pelvic.

1:16:21 Drew I think you're on the, I mean, wouldn't stomach acid, and you couldn't get in the stomach part.

1:16:25 Adam That's outside the body.

1:16:26 Drew Oh, that's right.

1:16:27 Busy Philipps It's just like in between all the organs being squished.

1:16:30 Adam Actually, I beg your pardon, let's see what that go.

1:16:31 Drew Being squished. Drew, figure out where you'd be, for Christ's sake.

1:16:34 Busy Philipps Deliver them at the earliest possible, I don't know what it's at, 32 weeks or whenever you can.

1:16:40 Drew Jessica. So you should have a kid before you're 30. We don't hear about the endometriosis.

1:16:52 Busy Philipps Endometriosis.

1:16:53 Drew We don't hear about that that much anymore, do we, Drew?

1:16:56 Adam We always talk about it with the pelvic pain, with the possibility.

1:16:59 Busy Philipps Okay, well, how do you know if you have it? Now I think I have this.

1:17:02 Drew You gotta be a little nutty, don't you?

1:17:04 Busy Philipps I am a little bit, yeah.

1:17:06 Adam Heavy periods?

1:17:07 Busy Philipps No, not so much.

1:17:08 Adam Painful periods?

1:17:09 Busy Philipps No.

1:17:09 Adam Pelvic pain?

1:17:11 Busy Philipps Sometimes.

1:17:11 Drew Drew, throw her up on the rack.

1:17:13 Busy Philipps I get really, ooh, ooh, ooh. I get really weird pains right here.

1:17:16 Drew Side.

1:17:17 Busy Philipps In the side, like right here.

1:17:18 Drew Drew's gonna start pushing.

1:17:19 Adam Like in the ribs right here?

1:17:20 Busy Philipps No, right here.

1:17:21 Adam In there, hold on a second.

1:17:22 Drew Yeah. Nothing?

1:17:25 Adam Like there?

1:17:26 Busy Philipps Yes.

1:17:26 Drew Yeah, it's rib.

1:17:27 Busy Philipps That's my rib? Can I get it removed like Janet Jackson?

1:17:30 Drew Yeah, what happened?

1:17:31 Adam It's a chondritis.

1:17:32 Drew You all right?

1:17:32 Busy Philipps I'm okay.

1:17:33 Drew All right, you ready to roll here, Drew? You want to squeeze busy again? No goosing? It would be funny if you farted. It would be good. It would be good. You could do it.

1:17:49 Busy Philipps I could.

1:17:49 Drew Try it next time Drew does that.

1:17:52 Busy Philipps Fair enough.

1:17:53 Drew Reina? You're 22?

1:18:01 Caller And it's like really, really, really dark blood and there's tons of clots and I also passed like a piece of tissue. I don't know what it is. I've never had sex before. So it's possible I'm pregnant. So I don't know what it is.

1:18:13 Drew Heavy period. You've never had sex before?

1:18:17 Caller No.

1:18:18 Drew You're 22. What's up?

1:18:21 Caller I'm waiting till I'm married.

1:18:22 Busy Philipps Good for her, I say.

1:18:26 Drew Are you religious?

1:18:27 You pansy.

1:18:30 Drew Are you a Mormon? Oh yeah.

1:18:34 Adam Are you a Mormon?

1:18:35 Caller No, I'm not Mormon.

1:18:38 Drew What are you?

1:18:39 Adam Are you a Mormon?

1:18:41 Drew You already asked that, yeah.

1:18:43 Caller No, I'm Greek Orthodox.

1:18:45 Drew Oh.

1:18:45 Adam Are you a Mormon?

1:18:46 Drew Orthodox. Drew, she said she was Greek Orthodox. Would you listen? All right. All right. So Greek Orthodox, you don't hear too much about them. You don't get to have any sex before marriage, huh? All right.

1:19:00 Busy Philipps And then their wedding lasts for like 12 hours.

1:19:02 Drew Yeah, pretty much.

1:19:06 Busy Philipps Oh, yeah.

1:19:08 Drew Are you a Mormon? She said no, Drew. All right. So, do you have a guy, by the way? Anybody?

1:19:17 Caller Yeah, I have a boyfriend.

1:19:18 Adam All right, why is a heavy period disturbing to you?

1:19:22 Caller Because it's like, I have a tissue. Those are just big, something solid.

1:19:26 Adam That's just blood. That's just old blood.

1:19:31 Caller I like, I ran it under water and it's not, it's like, it's not even red colored, it's like tan.

1:19:37 Adam So it's still some of the lining of the uterus. That's right.

1:19:40 There's stuff that's coming out.

1:19:42 Caller Is that normal?

1:19:44 Adam It's a heavy period for some reason. And again, that's a very insistent amyotriosis.

1:19:48 Drew Well, well, how about a little trip over the gynecologist? Is your religion lets you do that?

1:19:55 Adam Yes.

1:19:56 Caller Yeah, it's just the problem would be religious. The problem would be like parents who don't really understand and they say like-

1:20:02 Drew Well, we-

1:20:03 Adam They don't understand that you have, need proper healthcare?

1:20:06 Caller Yeah, yeah.

1:20:07 Busy Philipps Listen, you can go to the gynecologist and be a virgin. It's important for you to get checked out to make sure that you can, don't have anything going on that's wrong.

1:20:15 Adam There can be tumors and things very rarely, but that's certainly something that can cause-

1:20:19 Busy Philipps You have to get a pap smear. Is it like when you're 19 or if, when you become sexually active, right?

1:20:23 Adam Really, yeah. I mean, they could, with some temporal delay, if people aren't sexually active, it'd be that as it may, you're having abnormal symptoms and that needs to be checked out.

1:20:29 Busy Philipps It's not scary, you have to go.

1:20:31 Caller Yeah, I'm assuming I will.

1:20:36 Busy Philipps No, it's fine. It's not that big of a deal, it really is.

1:20:38 Adam And I doubt it's anything serious, but it needs, the only way you can know is to be checked.

1:20:43 Drew All right, all right, very good times. What do you, how's that Greek Orthodox work? What are you into?

1:20:50 Busy Philipps It's Catholic, isn't it?

1:20:51 Adam Yeah, they have some specific, I forget what the unique.

1:20:56 Busy Philipps Their masses are like, literally hours and hours long.

1:21:02 Drew Yeah, all right, it's a good time.

1:21:05 Busy Philipps Beautiful church.

1:21:06 Adam But there's some unique practices, I forget what they are, I'll fan.

1:21:09 Drew What are you busy?

1:21:11 Adam Ask Reina, what kind of, it's different about that. Reina?

1:21:14 Drew Reina? Uh-huh.

1:21:16 Adam What's unique rituals of the Greek Orthodox Church compared to say Catholic?

1:21:23 Caller First communion is with baptism. That's one difference that I can think of often. How do you eat it? Like with a little tiny spoon. Or sometimes the priest like, what's this finger? And he puts it in the baby's mouth. That would be like the blood and then like a tiny little crumb of the body.

1:21:41 Drew All right, yeah, take the body.

1:21:44 Busy Philipps And is it all in Greek, your services?

1:21:48 Caller Most of it, but I guess it depends on the church. Like all the churches here, they'll have services in English for like the youth who don't understand Greek.

1:21:56 Drew All right, you guys blow anybody up or anything?

1:21:59 Adam No.

1:22:00 Drew No. Okay, cause we can't judge. I mean, everything's the same. Okay, all right, here's what I'm basically doing. I just separate religions into those that just spout nonsense and those that actually blow people up. And I'm starting to shunning the ones that blow people up. That's my new thing. Yeah, cause you really, that's a good way. It's a good way to determine not only religions, but your friends. Right.

1:22:25 Adam Who do they blow people up?

1:22:25 Drew Co-workers, yeah, they're the ones who blow people up and then there's the non-blowing up.

1:22:30 Adam Non-blowing up to get a little aggro at the airport, they're fine.

1:22:32 Drew Yeah, and it's funny, you know, I used to work with a lot of born-again Christians and I used to be annoyed when they would break into tongues and ask God for traveling mercy before we take off in our crappy van and stall closets and stuff. Now it all seems very quaint. Hey, you guys aren't blowing people up. Fantastic. I really should have appreciated the guys. It annoyed the hell out of me in the past, but now it'd be like if I saw those guys be, hey, thanks for not blowing stuff up. That's a fantastic religion you got there, look at that. That's great. How long has it been since you've blown something up? Wow, that's pretty good run. Wow. Yeah. So anyway, important to get involved in a religion that doesn't blow stuff up. That's my only thing. And what do they do in the past before explosives, those religions that blew stuff up? But how do you take out large groups?

1:23:20 At like the market place?

1:23:22 Adam Oh, you got to get a large group.

1:23:23 Drew Boiling oil. All right. Let's talk to, should we take a break? A break, lactating ever since abortion. Uh-oh.

1:23:33 Adam Elizabeth or Morgan?

1:23:34 Drew Morgan's been on hold for 105 minutes. Morgan. Morgan.

1:23:39 Yeah.

1:23:40 Drew You're 21. What's your religion?

1:23:43 Caller I'm Baptist.

1:23:45 Drew All right. You guys don't blow people up, right?

1:23:47 Caller No, we don't.

1:23:48 Caller So that I do live in Utah. Uh-oh.

1:23:50 Drew Yeah, that's trouble.

1:23:52 Caller I'm out of trouble.

1:23:53 Drew Uh-oh. Drew's got a question for you.

1:23:56 Caller Okay.

1:23:59 Drew You live in Utah, right?

1:24:00 Caller Yeah.

1:24:00 Busy Philipps Are you Mormon?

1:24:02 Adam No.

1:24:03 Caller But you're here to say what he was, so.

1:24:05 Adam Yeah, but.

1:24:05 Drew All right, Drew.

1:24:08 Busy Philipps It was a call back. I don't blame you for not answering them, Drew.

1:24:11 Caller I don't blame you.

1:24:12 Caller All right.

1:24:12 Drew Go ahead, Morgan.

1:24:13 Adam Are you a Mormon?

1:24:14 Caller No, I'm not a Mormon.

1:24:17 Adam 100%. 100%. People always answer the tape.

1:24:23 Caller My question is, okay, this is what I've heard. Like latex, condoms, if you carry them in your wallet, they kind of get defective.

1:24:30 Adam Yep.

1:24:31 Caller Is that true?

1:24:32 Adam Yeah, you're really supposed to not have them in a hot environment, period.

1:24:35 Caller Okay, then what I want to know is me and my girlfriend, we cannot use latex because she's allergic to it. We have to use a natural lamb.

1:24:42 Adam How about polyurethane?

1:24:44 Caller Polyurethane, she can use those too. But we use the natural lambs because we like those better. So, but we keep them, she keeps them in her car and it's starting to get hot. And I was wondering if the same effect happens to those as so to a latex condom.

1:24:58 Adam I don't know that.

1:24:59 Drew Yeah, put them in the glove box.

1:25:01 Caller Yeah, see, that's why I didn't know.

1:25:03 Busy Philipps Maybe she should go on the pill.

1:25:04 Drew No, I mean, put them in the glove box, dude.

1:25:07 Caller It's his own insurance anymore. So we have to use condoms.

1:25:09 Drew All right. Really, they can't scrape together the, I don't know, 19 bucks a month it costs for the pill?

1:25:16 Busy Philipps It's like 30 now.

1:25:17 Caller Yeah, that's pretty expensive.

1:25:19 Drew Well, as I've said many times, so do you know how much it is to raise a child? I've done some estimates. I really, I know that my dad spent at least $750 on it.

1:25:29 Adam Really, you think?

1:25:30 Drew I mean, that's from zero to high school. Yeah. Yeah. And if you combine my sister, you're over a thousand dollars for two kids. So, I mean, can you afford not to use contraception? That's my point. And who the hell wants to use a condom with their girlfriend for months and months?

1:25:48 Adam People do.

1:25:48 Drew I know they do, but-

1:25:49 Busy Philipps How much would the Depro shot, because you only have to do that once every three months. Like $90?

1:25:57 Adam Yeah, I think it tends to be close to the pill.

1:25:59 Drew All right, a buck a day. But also, I'm wondering too, it's like the meter's running. Hey, you don't want to go a day without humping when you can barely make your 30 buck nut each week. It's like, I think of this when I rent porn. Look, if I beat off to it once, it's $3.99 for the one time. If I can get $20 off, it's like pennies. It costs pennies. I mean, if I give the tape back and it's like smoking, you know what I mean? You got to think that way. It's like if you get a rental car, you got to, if you just, you couldn't, Drew, you were getting the same. You got a rental car, you just parked it in your driveway. You got to keep going. You're going to circle.

1:26:38 Adam Absolutely.

1:26:39 Drew Right. That's my point. So if they got on the pill, he'd get more sex because they're so cheap.

1:26:45 Busy Philipps Aren't the ones that aren't latex, aren't they less effective or something?

1:26:48 Adam The animal skin are as effective in terms of contraception.

1:26:52 Busy Philipps Oh, they are.

1:26:52 Adam Yeah, and these two presumably haven't been with other people.

1:26:55 Drew And it's the gut of the lamb.

1:26:59 Adam I think that's right.

1:26:59 Busy Philipps It's just so bizarre.

1:27:01 Adam We call it lamb skin.

1:27:02 Busy Philipps And what do they do? How do they sew it up?

1:27:04 Drew It ain't lamb skin, yeah.

1:27:06 Busy Philipps I'm totally confused. I'm very-

1:27:08 Drew It's innards. Yeah. And they don't actually- They don't actually close when they end up. They just let it run wild and you peel it back and hang on to it. You let about 12 inches run wild and then 90 it back toward you and you just hang on to it like a horse. And-

1:27:29 Adam Like the horn of a saddle.

1:27:30 Drew Now watch out because- So gross.

1:27:32 Adam Pull right off.

1:27:33 Drew Oh yeah.

1:27:34 Busy Philipps Vest in the pill.

1:27:35 Drew All right. It would be nice to go to one of those. I would really like to see it from lamb to penis. Like what's the process? How does this go? Who thought of this, by the way?

1:27:44 Adam The Discovery Channel series is interesting enough.

1:27:46 Drew From lamb to penis. From lamb to penis. And let me say this. If I actually took the trouble to, you know, gut the lamb, make the thing, sew it up, put it in the package.

1:27:54 Adam You charge $200.

1:27:55 Drew $2,800 for one. Easily. No, $399. I don't think so. And near does a lamb. Just walk around without a gut. Oh no, no, no. You're right. I'm sorry. I didn't do that math. We're going to take a quick break. Busy Philipps here tonight. And we'll be right back after this. Hey everybody, it's The Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Busy Philipps here tonight from White Chicks. Coming out on Wednesday, by the way. She steals the show. Let's play a little Germany or Florida. Haven't done this for a while. As you know, all bizarre stories either emanate from either Germany or Florida. You call in, you tell us a story, we guess. Is it Germany or Florida?

1:29:04 Caller Things are thick and twisted. There's too much fun in Nazis. Sex, meth and death fetishes, both of them have got these. Guaranteed not to bore ya, Germany or Florida.

1:29:16 Adam Andy Dick?

1:29:18 Drew Hey, what's happening?

1:29:19 Caller Not much, I got a Germany or Florida for you, ready?

1:29:21 Drew Here we go.

1:29:22 Caller A camouflage clad man wielding a samurai sword attacked at least seven hikers in forests west of blank, performing sword tricks before ordering them to leave the woods, police said Friday. They suspect a 46 year old local man who trained in martial arts and survival skills encamps in Papa New Guinea and Vietnam to be the attacker. He's dangerous and has been hard to find because he wears camouflage, said the spokesperson for the police department.

1:29:48 Busy Philipps Germany.

1:29:49 Adam Germany?

1:29:49 Drew Yeah, said the word forest.

1:29:51 Busy Philipps Germany.

1:29:52 Adam Yeah, forest, yeah, it's not woods. The forest got you?

1:29:55 Drew Yeah.

1:29:56 Adam But then New Guinea training?

1:29:58 Drew Yeah, but in Florida, they kill you. They don't do samurai exhibitions.

1:30:02 Adam That's kind of a weird German thing. Yeah, that's sort of a, yeah.

1:30:05 Drew We're going Germany.

1:30:07 Caller You ready? Okay, yeah, you're right.

1:30:10 Drew That's how you play Germany or Florida. And that's why it's the nation's number one radio trivia game. I've deemed it that, Drew, did you hear?

1:30:21 Adam I heard, this is it, tonight, declared.

1:30:23 Busy Philipps All right.

1:30:24 Drew Little Germany or Florida, you play that all night, right?

1:30:26 Busy Philipps It's fun, yeah, absolutely.

1:30:27 Drew Elizabeth?

1:30:29 Caller Yeah.

1:30:29 Drew You're 22? You're confused about your sexuality?

1:30:33 Adam Yeah.

1:30:34 Drew You had sex with a guy and you kissed a girl?

1:30:36 Caller I only had sex with one guy before, and I kissed guys back.

1:30:41 Drew Girls?

1:30:42 Caller Then I kissed guys.

1:30:43 Adam Well, Elizabeth, you're 22. A lot of this stuff should have been sorted out by now.

1:30:47 Drew You ever have sex with a girl?

1:30:48 Caller I never went all the way with a girl before, no, but I make out stuff with girls a lot.

1:30:57 Drew All right, you're not into guys, I mean, into girls, though? I mean, would you like to have a boyfriend?

1:31:03 Caller Not really.

1:31:04 Drew When you masturbate, what do you think of? Girls or guys?

1:31:08 Adam She doesn't masturbate.

1:31:10 Drew Oh, killer.

1:31:12 Caller I think about both.

1:31:13 Busy Philipps She sounds kind of traumatized.

1:31:16 Adam Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, this is a trauma survivor.

1:31:18 Drew What happened?

1:31:20 Caller What happened? What do you mean, like?

1:31:22 Drew Were you traumatized?

1:31:24 Busy Philipps Someone molested you, or did you get raped?

1:31:33 Drew A weird stepdad or something? There he is.

1:31:40 Adam There's you gotta hold for an hour, and we get that in the middle of the call?

1:31:46 Drew All right, well, she was on the air for a whole minute. All right, here's the thing, Elizabeth. You don't have to act out on everything. If you're confused, you don't have to act confused.

1:31:55 Adam But realize the confusion is a sign of something, and you might want to get some help with that. That it's not just that you are sort of curious and want to explore, you are traumatized, and it sort of messed with your identity, and lo and behold, and naturally enough, you're still having trouble with that, and you haven't sorted these things out. You need to get some help with this.

1:32:14 Drew All right, but good times. Lisa, real fast. 19, yes, you're lactating ever since you had an abortion in September of 03.

1:32:24 Caller Yes, I called a couple of months ago, and Dr. Drew said for me to get off the risperidol, which I did, but it's still happening.

1:32:30 Adam Oh, I didn't say get off the, I didn't say you get off anything.

1:32:33 Drew I kind of remember you saying that.

1:32:34 Adam Risperidol could be causing it.

1:32:36 Caller Yeah, and it was, so I got off of it. I should have rephrased.

1:32:41 Drew And you're just calling to say Drew was right?

1:32:45 Caller No, it's still happening.

1:32:46 Drew Oh. All right. I thought getting off the risperidol was gonna, and I was dumbfounded because for a minute I thought Drew may have been right.

1:32:57 Adam It could be.

1:32:58 Drew Well, I've known you for nine years, I've never, yeah. So you're still lactating.

1:33:03 Adam Yeah.

1:33:03 Drew All right, so you gotta go to the doctor.

1:33:06 Adam Yeah, you need, listen. Oh my God.

1:33:09 Drew What was the part about her getting off the risperidol?

1:33:11 Adam And it worked. I got the risperidol and it worked.

1:33:14 Drew Maybe she just meant it worked, the part where she got off the risperidol, like D day stands for day.

1:33:20 Adam That these psychotropic medication can cause elevated prolactin levels, but if it's still elevated or elevated to the point that it's above a certain level, you need an MRI of the brain because you can get pituitary tumors.

1:33:31 Drew Go get checked down and never listen to Drew. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Here it is, bottom line, it sucks being single today.

1:33:39 Adam Tons of lame people and no decent prospects.

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1:34:18 Drew Well, that's it, everybody. Go out and see White Chicks.

1:34:21 Busy Philipps Please do.

1:34:22 Drew Busy Philipps needs money.

1:34:23 Busy Philipps I need money. I need to buy a house.

1:34:25 Drew She needs a pad. She is the standout of this movie.

1:34:29 Busy Philipps It's a funny movie.

1:34:31 Drew That's what I hear.

1:34:32 Busy Philipps I think you all will enjoy it.

1:34:33 Drew It comes out this Wednesday. God bless you, Busy. Thanks Adam. Dylan Walsh from Nip Tuck, Ian, Tomorrow Nights.

1:34:40 Adam I'll be gone for a week.

1:34:41 Drew Drew will be gone for a week, thankfully. So, until next time. This is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew, saying, Mahala.

1:34:48 Busy Philipps Do you get money?

1:34:49 Caller They give you $40,000.

1:34:51 Busy Philipps $40,000?

1:34:52 Drew Wow, that's taking both.

1:34:53 Busy Philipps I'll donate a testicle.

1:34:58 This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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