Episode 1000618605820

1:03 Adam Uh, Adam's gone, he's still in Italy. I'm Stryker, this is Loveline 1-800, Love 1-9-1, Dr. Drew, to my right, Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist.

1:12 Stryker You've spat it out.

1:13 Adam I've spat it out. What's up, doctor?

1:15 Stryker Feeling good. You're complaining of being tired, but your energy seems high tonight.

1:19 Adam It's not that I'm tired, just worn out.

1:21 Drew Did you go on the other side?

1:22 Stryker There's Everlast.

1:24 Adam Everlast is here, everybody. What's up, man?

1:27 Drew I'm Silliman. You can't even get you like a filling, like blank name here on the tape or something. Even Johnny's guest hosts always got their name announced, at least before the show.

1:39 Adam I was gonna say, we got the best engineer Anderson over there throwing in drops every now and then, but the whole week it's always Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Just a little bit of love would have been nice on my last night.

1:51 Drew But Everlast here, he makes all things wrong, right?

1:53 Adam That's right.

1:53 Drew That's my job in the world.

1:55 Adam That's why you're here.

1:56 Drew Yes.

1:56 Adam When I was living in Tucson, Arizona, even though I'm from here, I was going to college and I got started in radio. One of my first radio interviews ever was by phone and it was with you just before What It's Like came out and I was just so happy to have you on because I was a fan of House of Pain and it was such a good conversation, but that was probably over six years ago.

2:14 Drew Yeah, a long ago.

2:15 Adam And now I'm chilling here on Loveline. What the hell's going on here? And you know, you're huge, which is awesome. So I'm very excited you're here.

2:22 Drew Thank you very much.

2:23 Adam And you're welcome. The new Everlast record came out on Tuesday, right?

2:27 Drew Tuesday and a half ago.

2:29 Adam Tuesday and a half ago. White trash, beautiful.

2:32 Drew Yeah.

2:32 Adam And what's the vibe on it? How long did it take you to make? Who produced it? How are you feeling health wise? Give me a rundown.

2:39 Drew I produced it with old acquaintance of mine and colleague of mine, Dante Ross and a guy named Rob Hill. The vibe is basically what I've been doing the last couple of records, just I think the sound, I finally honed the sound into what it really, what I was, all the experimentation, I finally think I've created whatever that sound is. So it's just the fine tuning of hip hop, rock, blues, country, everything.

3:08 Adam And how about your guitar playing? You think you've improved a lot over the last three, four years?

3:12 Drew Yeah, I actually know what notes I'm playing sometimes now.

3:14 Adam Sometimes.

3:15 Drew Yeah, yeah. Sometimes every now and then I can actually call what note it is that's being played.

3:19 So right.

3:20 Drew It's mostly due to a lot of the guys in my band sitting there telling me that's a G chord right there. That's what that is.

3:26 Yes. Yes. Yes.

3:27 Adam When you put your finger on the top and then that thing does sound good when you play it, right? That's right. There's like some probably some famous pianist from back of the day who blind pianist, they didn't know what they were doing.

3:39 Stryker True.

3:39 Adam But they're the ones that led the way.

3:40 Stryker Talking about Stryker.

3:41 Adam Who? I don't know, Beethoven or Bach or somebody. Deaf and blind.

3:48 Stryker No, he's not. Relax. You're fine. Keep going.

3:52 Drew Were you going to refer to Beethoven? Is that where you were going?

3:54 Adam No, I was just...

3:55 Drew Oh, you were just... I thought you were just going somewhere with a story there.

3:58 Adam Normally I don't go anywhere. I don't get out that much. He's a doctor. I barely made it through a PAC-10 school. Took me eight years and that's what's going on here.

4:08 Stryker Eight years, did it really?

4:09 Adam That's right.

4:09 Stryker That's awesome. That should be some sort of award.

4:12 Drew They made a movie about that.

4:13 I think it was Van Wilder or something like that.

4:16 Adam I never saw that.

4:16 Stryker I wanted to.

4:18 Adam Exactly. We're going to play probably a couple songs here tonight from Everlast's record, Why Trash Beautiful.

4:23 Drew It'll be a refreshing break here on K-Rock.

4:25 On K-Rock it would be. What's that?

4:28 Stryker Start out with the song?

4:28 Yeah.

4:29 Adam Let's do that. Let's play Broken, which we have ready. Is that cool?

4:34 That's cool.

4:35 Adam Everlast, you guys, check this song out. It is Broken. Give me the Kleenex, everybody. Broken, Everlast on Loveline.

4:40 Check it out.

8:58 Adam Very nice. That is Broken from Everlast, off his new record, White Trash Beautiful. Tuesday and a half ago, it came out, Go and Grab It. That's a deep song, both musically and lyrically.

9:00 Thank you. Very good.

9:00 Is that a tear I see right there? Actually, it's more than a tear, man.

9:01 It's more than a tear.

9:01 And Drew, you wanted to ask about Everlast Heart?

9:02 Oh, yeah.

9:02 Drew I bet you repeat your medical history here.

9:02 What happened?

9:03 I love it.

9:03 Drew First of all, play him your heart. Here we go.

9:03 Stryker Hear that clicking? That's your Star Edwards valve, right? Or St. Jude valve?

9:08 Drew St. Jude. St. Jude, yes, so what happened? If I remember correctly, through all the kind of haze in my brain, I think what I had was called an upper ascending aortic aneurysm.

9:22 Stryker Right, a dissection.

9:24 Drew Yeah, I was born with a fused, bicuspid aortic valve. Nobody else in the world that I talked to was like, oh, I know exactly what you're talking about.

9:33 Stryker You have three cusps. Bicuspid weakens, you can weaken and tear. And basically, it's what John Ritter died from.

9:40 Drew Yeah, when that happened, I said, that sounds so exactly like what happened to me. And they just, I was lucky that somebody was at home and called an ambulance.

9:51 Stryker And it's hard to diagnose, too, if you miss it.

9:55 Drew Well, everything that happened to me had to do so much with fate, luck, however you want to call it, because my friend was there to call an ambulance, that my local hospital, the ambulance, took me to just happened to be Cedar Cyanide, which happened to be my, I had, I knew about the ailment, nobody expected it to do what it did, tear. But, and my doctor was one of the head heart people at Cedar Cyanide, so when they rolled me in, the first thing they think is they see a tattooed dude, heart thing, they think I've sniffed my brains out that night on some Coke or Speed or something.

10:27 Stryker By the way, he had done, but that's not gonna do it.

10:29 Drew Yeah, by the way, I never did, because of my heart problem is the point I make, because I knew about that, I never really messed with any drugs like that. I smoked plenty of dope, drank plenty of liquor, but never got involved in anything that I thought would risk my heart. And they really wouldn't believe it when I said no, but like I said, luckily, my doctor's records were all right there. And as soon as they got my records and they saw I had this history, they realized right away, and they literally bum rushed me into a hospital. And then the next thing was that this surgeon that was there, and I'm sorry, I can't remember his name off the top of my head, because it's kind of a difficult name, but he's like one of the best heart surgeons in the world. And what happened to me was kind of a rare thing. And he had just come out of surgery, took one look at what was going on with me. He was like, oh, nobody else can do this. I have to do this.

11:15 Adam Back to back surgeries, he saved you, right?

11:17 Drew Saved my life, yeah, for sure.

11:18 Adam If this happened on the road.

11:19 Drew I'd be dead.

11:21 Adam Even if you got to a hospital, because they would.

11:23 Stryker You're very good natured about this mind, Drew.

11:25 Adam What's that?

11:25 Stryker You're very good natured about this mind.

11:28 Drew What else are you gonna do, Drew?

11:30 Stryker You know what I mean?

11:30 Drew It's like, you know, you get by it. You know, I mean, I won't say that at first, I wasn't, you know, you freak out over it. I think the luckiest part of all is that it wasn't something I had to sit around and wait on. Like, oh, you're gonna have to have a heart surgery. That's a whole lot different stress, because both my mother and my father have gone through it recently, like bypasses. And I sent my mother to the same guy that did me. So, my father just had it done, actually, like a week ago.

11:55 Stryker Whoa.

11:56 Drew But he was up the next day, sitting up in his bed, man. So it's like, the bypass is a routine. It's a lot different than what I had done.

12:03 Stryker You had to put up your aorta.

12:05 Drew But it was crazy, man.

12:06 Stryker You're going to put cumodin now?

12:08 Drew Oh yeah, forever. I got to take cumodin, you know.

12:10 Adam How do you spell that real quick, Everlast?

12:12 Drew Spell what? Cumodin?

12:17 Stryker Warfarin sodium.

12:18 Drew Yeah, that's the generic. Oh man. Which I don't understand why people just, I mean, all people don't just buy generic drugs, man. It's the same drugs. They don't get it. It's not like a Benz and a Volkswagen, you know what I mean?

12:31 Adam It's the look the pharmacist gives you. Do you want the generic?

12:34 Drew I do. And I'm rocking diamonds right here, homie. Yes you are. Give me the generic drugs, man.

12:39 Adam It has nothing to do with being cheap. Same thing, right?

12:41 Drew It's the same exact stuff.

12:42 Adam Nice. All right, let's take some calls here. Let's go to Melissa. You're 19 on with Everlast on Loveline. Hello.

12:52 Stryker This is where you speak.

12:55 I have a friend and the past two times I've gone down on him, I feel like I've been having an allergic reaction.

13:03 Adam Is it after he ejaculates?

13:07 Yeah, like a little bit afterwards.

13:09 And I've had trouble breathing for the rest of the day.

13:13 Adam Super sperm is what that is.

13:15 For like a year and it's just recently been happening.

13:17 And he has prostateitis and he just got off of his antibiotics and I didn't know if that played a part in it.

13:26 Wow, this is quite a situation.

13:28 Stryker She's, you know, all this-

13:30 I defer to the doc.

13:32 Stryker All this activity may have given him the prostateitis, you know?

13:35 Yeah.

13:36 Stryker Yeah, okay. Well, and therefore, and God knows, was he fooling around with anybody else?

13:43 A little bit, but not like-

13:46 Stryker So that prostateitis could have been an STD even possibly. Maybe he's exposed to that.

13:50 Adam But would that cause his throat not to be able to-

13:51 Stryker Well, B, I think you're aspirating. I think you're getting stuff into your lungs.

13:56 Adam The semen?

13:57 Stryker Is that possible?

13:58 I don't know. I think I have an oral allergy to latex.

14:05 Stryker Oh, you seem to wear your condom?

14:06 I try to stay away from that.

14:08 And he said he had worn one Saturday and yesterday.

14:10 Stryker Well, that's interesting. But that's interesting. But the more serious thing is if you are aspirating, do you cough and sputter?

14:16 Adam Wait, hold on. The more serious thing is he told her, yeah, on Saturday, I had sex and wore a condom.

14:22 Now go down on me.

14:23 Adam You're tasting Saturday, sweetie.

14:26 Stryker Yeah, I mean, that's a whole other line of discussion. We got to get that. Wow, Melissa. OK. Well, yes, you could be having a reaction to the latex. Yes, you could be aspirating. It's really, we could all.

14:41 So many days, it would still.

14:44 Stryker Well, I'm more concerned about aspiration, that it's something that you're inhaling and something got a little bit kind of in the wrong spot. You don't have any medical problems or anything? Everlast has something to ask you.

14:55 No, I'm going to ask you.

14:57 Drew I'm making letters for you, Doc. I'd go check, get checked for some STDs real quick. I don't mean to scare you, but you're letting this dude just screw whoever he wants, obviously.

15:07 Stryker And the guy is very condom with the other ones, though. It's something to that.

15:10 Drew I mean, that's just me. I'm a freak. Ever since my thing, I run to the doctor if, you know, I got a follicle out of line.

15:19 Adam Ingrown hair in the genitalia, run to the doctor. Laura, you're 16. What's up?

15:25 Caller Yes, I had sex with my ex-wife actually a few weeks ago, and I got a urinary tract infection. I went to the doctor, and I got some antibiotics for it, and it's treated and everything. But it's like my vagina is still really itchy and gross. And I don't know if the yeast infection or what.

15:44 Adam Was that your first time having sex? You didn't even bring that up.

15:49 Stryker Was that his first time? Well, here's the only other concern we would have is we're back to the STD clinic here. They're STI now they're called, sexual transmitted infections. So whatever.

16:05 Drew Soften that up a little bit more.

16:08 Caller Used to just be called the clap.

16:14 Stryker And if you have what seems to be urinary tract infection that you're empirically, in other words, sort of put on antibiotics without somebody actually testing your urine and magically the urine infection doesn't seem to go away. That's usually an STD. I think you're describing a yeast infection after the antibiotics for the UTI. So you probably just get some over the counter yeast medicine.

16:32 Adam If he never had sex, it's hard to see. And she didn't.

16:34 Stryker He couldn't get an STD that way. But if the over the counter yeast medicine cream doesn't work, then get back to that.

16:40 Drew She didn't sound so sure about that, him not having sex either.

16:43 Caller It took a little pause there.

16:45 Adam Wait, Drew, yeast infections can be cured with pills as well or just creams? But aren't they deep inside the woman or are they on the outer area? The yeast infection. I was very curious about that.

16:56 Stryker I know I got a picture.

16:58 Adam Yes, yes. Has a girl ever pulled that on you, Everlast? I can't. I have a yeast infection right now.

17:02 Stryker What do you mean by deep inside?

17:03 Adam No, I just don't know where it's located with it.

17:05 Caller Why are you grabbing my drink?

17:07 Stryker Like, you just dig in my drink. I've got a big menu to put out here for you.

17:12 Adam Drew is holding a highlight pen, using it as his pointer.

17:16 Stryker Okay, this is the outside. You recognize that?

17:19 Adam That's called the vagina.

17:20 Stryker All right. This is still outside the body to here. So to there, it's still outside the body. All that. This is the cervix.

17:27 Adam Right.

17:27 Stryker That's now inside the body.

17:28 Adam So sometimes my mouth is, nevermind, okay, right?

17:30 Stryker No, nothing of yours ever gets this far.

17:35 Adam You don't know me that well.

17:40 Stryker This is where the yeast infections occurs.

17:44 Adam Oh, right there.

17:45 Stryker And all throughout here.

17:46 Adam How many inches in is that? Don't say two or else you're losing hair.

17:51 Stryker It does depend on the girl, but I was, in terms of my thinking of, I was thinking about Stryker's now, four inches. So.

17:57 Adam I don't think so, Osborne. 12, limp and folded. All right, where are we going? Amber? Yes, Amber, what's up? You're 15, I love on.

18:07 Caller Yes, I think I might be bisexual.

18:10 Adam Yes.

18:10 Stryker 15. You shouldn't be declaring a major. Yes.

18:14 Drew What makes you think this?

18:16 Caller Well, I was, or at least I thought I was, very, very straight until a couple months ago and I got really drunk and I made out with a couple girls and since then, this has happened a couple times and I'm starting to find myself more attracted to women than men.

18:32 Stryker A lesbian. Hmm, interesting.

18:34 Caller Maybe.

18:35 Adam What kind of girls, are these Barbie type girls or are these more of the butch, short hair?

18:42 Very pretty girls, very, very pretty girls.

18:44 Stryker Stryker, you happy now?

18:44 Adam Do you ever, yeah, you ever make it to LA?

18:47 Caller No.

18:47 Stryker Damn you.

18:48 Drew Wait, wait, did you say you were 15?

18:51 Caller Yes.

18:51 Adam Oh, I didn't get that part.

18:52 Caller Good dog, you, good dog.

18:55 Adam Hey, she's from Arkansas, she's all right out there.

18:57 And she says she a virgin.

18:58 Stryker She's a virgin, she's 15, she's made out of girls.

19:00 Adam Ah, forget it then.

19:01 Drew I wouldn't declare myself anything, I wouldn't go so far as to label myself yet. Give yourself a little more time, kiss a few more girls, see if you like it, you know what I mean? Kiss a few boys too, you know, but keep the pants close till you show her something.

19:14 Stryker I never thought I'd say this, I totally agree with Everlast.

19:19 Adam Christine, that's the first time you ever said that in this 10-year-old.

19:25 Caller Wait, is that me?

19:26 Stryker Yes, you.

19:26 Caller Okay, hey. A couple months ago, I had ovarian cysts and they just like kind of left or whatever, but my doctor put me on birth control, like to keep them away, and like sometimes I just forget to take them, so I'm wondering like...

19:40 Stryker A birth control a day will keep the ovarian cysts away.

19:42 Adam Is that right?

19:43 Stryker That's true.

19:44 Adam I didn't know that.

19:46 Stryker Christine?

19:46 Caller Yeah.

19:48 Stryker Go ahead, what's that?

19:50 Caller What did you just say?

19:51 Stryker Finish what you're saying. I'm sorry, I interrupted you.

19:57 Caller So are they coming back?

19:59 Stryker No, probably not. If you skip, if you're missing three pills a month kind of thing, that's not a big deal. It's not going to make the birth control pill work as a birth control, but it will probably work as something to suppress the ovarian cysts, provided those are what they're called simple follicular cysts.

20:14 Adam Stacey? Germany or Florida? Germany or Florida. You know what Germany or Florida is?

20:18 Drew Yes, I've heard the show many times.

20:19 Adam OK, here we go. I'm not the host, but you know.

20:21 Drew I'm pretty good at Germany or Florida, too, honestly.

20:23 Adam Well, why don't we care to make it interesting?

20:26 Drew What do you want to do?

20:27 Adam I don't have any. OK, birthday drinks.

20:31 Drew There we go.

20:32 Adam All right, here we go.

20:36 Stryker That's our new Andy Dick, Germany or Florida jingle.

20:40 Caller A jewel thief stole a 16 inch, 30 karat diamond necklace and swallowed it. He was arrested and the necklace was recovered after he passed it, pooped it out. The necklace was returned and it was...

20:50 Stryker Thanks for clarifying, Stacey. OK, got it. The writer of that article didn't actually say that, did you?

21:00 Adam It was parentheses pooped out.

21:01 Stryker It was Stacey's journalistic excesses. OK.

21:04 Caller The necklace was returned and is up for auction on eBay. The highest bid was $1.17. $1.17?

21:13 Stryker For a diamond necklace?

21:14 Caller It was pretty nasty.

21:16 Stryker Everlast, you got to get a diamond necklace or go poo on it.

21:20 Drew You know, a little poo, that washes off, man. You know, 30-inch diamond necklace, I got two bucks on it. I'm going to say Florida, man. That's Florida all the way, man.

21:32 Stryker Stryker?

21:33 Adam Well, I'm going to have to say the opposite if I want to win the drinks, but I think Florida.

21:38 Stryker I'm just going with Everlast. I agree with Everlast totally.

21:44 Adam Everlast got it.

21:45 Drew There was a crazy one that was from Germany once, and I got that too, even though everybody thought it was from Florida. See, a lot of it comes from Florida, because there's a lot of crack down there in Florida, a lot of methane crack down there. So a lot of...

21:58 Caller The gods of radio are coming to get me.

22:01 Drew Send me to find Stryker.

22:04 Adam I don't own the building, man. One day I may.

22:07 Drew I can say herpes sores, and I can say all that. That's a bodily function, what I just said, by the way, anyway.

22:13 Stryker It's not really a curse.

22:16 Drew I was just extenuating what she was talking about, how the bracelet was removed from...

22:20 Stryker What's important about our ideas, about what's not appropriate for radio and whatnot. You can say the most horrible, derogatory things about people.

22:28 Drew Well, I was blowing my boyfriend the other day, and I just, you know...

22:33 Caller I've heard it on the show, man.

22:35 Stryker Well, it's important, we gotta go there to tell him not to do it. I drew with Everlast. We're going to break, Stryker. We are?

22:40 Adam So, what does that mean? I have to take it from here?

22:42 Stryker Take it to break.

22:43 Adam Drew, you're very amped tonight, by the way.

22:45 Stryker Am I?

22:46 Adam You feel good, don't you?

22:47 Stryker I'm glad I'm here.

22:48 Adam Yeah, seriously.

22:49 Stryker When I come around and talk about aortic dissection, I'm in.

22:52 God damn.

22:53 Adam I gotta help myself out. All right, this is Loveline Moore with Everlast coming up. Hold on.

22:58 Hello, is this your radio?

23:18 Adam Alright, we're back here on Loveline. I'm Stryker in for Adam. Dr. Drew in Everlast. What's up, Mr. Everlast? It's going fine so far, I think.

23:26 Drew Well, I was blowing my boyfriend the other day.

23:30 Adam Jesus, Everlast, we didn't know you switch hits.

23:32 Drew I'm gonna make you erase that before we leave.

23:34 Adam No, that's not him. That was Anderson back at the Westville One.

23:37 Drew Okay, well, he's gonna get handed.

23:39 Adam Anderson, can we hear it again just so I can see him get all angry?

23:42 Drew Well, I was blowing my boyfriend the other day.

23:48 Adam I love that. They always have something on us.

23:56 Drew You're lucky I got a sense of humor, though.

23:57 Adam And Everlast just gave me a fashion tip. It was like I was talking to Joan Rivers for a second. I'm wearing, and I'll admit, I don't care. Look, at 4.30 today, I went and exercised, sweated my ass off. I ran home, no time through on no socks, some old vans, and I saw this hat. I love this hat. It's a trucker hat. It says, Good Times, and it's white on it. And Everlast's like, dude, can I just tell you something? I'm like, yeah. He's like, trucker hats are out, dude.

24:20 Drew I said, no, I said, they're done.

24:22 Caller Oh, they're done. They're done.

24:24 Drew They're done.

24:24 Adam And I said, I understand that. I rock the hawk, and I have beanies that I wear.

24:28 Drew Much more style than a trucker hat. That's what I was saying to you.

24:32 Adam Thank you. Thank you.

24:34 Drew You better tell your man, I'm going to come handle him if you don't erase that. The curses will start flying. There we go.

24:41 Adam Where are we going, Dr. Drew?

24:42 Stryker We're going to talk to Robert. What? Whoops.

24:45 Adam Oh, you just dropped someone.

24:47 Caller Hello?

24:49 Adam Come on, Drew, you're effing up the operation. If you would let me, press the button.

24:55 Stryker Lisa?

24:56 Caller Yeah?

24:56 Stryker Here you go.

24:57 Caller Can you hear me okay?

24:59 Stryker Yeah, we got you.

25:00 Caller Okay. Everlast, what's going on?

25:02 Drew Not much.

25:03 Caller How are you? Fine. You know, I just might be your biggest fan ever.

25:07 Drew Well thank you very much. We have plans. July, we're going to be touring. So I'm sure all the cities aren't worked out, but I've always come through Salt Lake or some other spot through there.

25:18 Adam Do you know who you're going to go on the road yet with?

25:21 Drew I'm probably just going to start on my own, do a little small like, you know, medium club tour.

25:25 Adam And is it a combination of acoustic with your band behind you? Or is it mostly just all rocking out stuff? We rock out pretty hard now, you know, we're just here to rock, you know, without the trucker hat.

25:35 Drew Okay, without the trucker hat.

25:37 Caller I just like to grab men.

25:40 Caller What's going on? Hi, okay, here's the deal.

25:43 Stryker Are you a Mormon?

25:45 Caller Don't get me started on the Mormons, please. No, I'm not Mormon.

25:50 Stryker No one has ever not answered that drop. I didn't say that, that was just a report. No, we've dropped it a thousand times, no one ever not answered that.

25:57 Caller Yeah.

25:58 Stryker All right, what's up?

25:58 Caller Okay, my sister, she's 20, she's doing crystal meth, she's into it kind of big right now, and she has a 14-month-old baby. She did it before, when she found out she was pregnant, she stopped doing it. She just started doing it again about two or three months ago. And the man that she's living with, he's doing it with her and he's not a very good guy to begin with. He's bipolar, he refuses to take his medication, he drinks a lot and he's doing crystal meth around this baby.

26:29 Stryker All right, got it. What can we do for you?

26:31 Caller Okay. We've tried to talk to her about it and she doesn't listen and I want to know what the best way to kind of get through to her is.

26:38 Stryker Call Child Protective Services.

26:40 Caller Yeah, I've thought about that.

26:42 Stryker She is so far down the line, you're going to have to come through with a military style intervention.

26:48 Caller Okay, no.

26:49 Stryker She is not going to listen to reason. She's in the grips of a profound biology and is sufficiently to warrant a willingness to endanger her child. She's completely addicted. She's not going to be able to stop. She can't. That's what addiction is.

27:03 Drew People can't stop.

27:04 Caller Okay.

27:05 Stryker There's a total waste of time.

27:06 Caller Okay, if I do call Child Protective Services, is the baby going to be taken out of the home and put into foster care or can't he?

27:13 Drew I think if you have a stable family like outside of her, like if your parents or you are capable of doing it, they will definitely put the child with you for sure.

27:21 Caller Yeah, me and my mom both love this baby so much.

27:25 Adam How old are you by the way?

27:27 Caller I'm 22.

27:27 Stryker Okay, God only knows what else the child is being exposed to.

27:31 Drew Yeah, if there is an environment that can provide for the child and all that, they would definitely rather put it there than put it in a foster home.

27:39 Stryker Alright.

27:40 Caller So that's like my only option.

27:41 Drew You just got to get over the fact that you really ain't betraying that person by doing what you are going to do right now.

27:46 Stryker You are trying to help her. You are trying to help her. There is one thing you can do. You can go to Al-Anon and get a sponsor and work the steps yourself. The people close to the person with the addiction, if they go to Al-Anon, they will no longer engage in the dance that the addicted patient insists upon. It will cause that person to sometimes wake up to what they are doing. Important people in Al-Anon has one of the most powerful impacts on the disease of addiction. So that is the only thing you can do, right? Okay.

28:11 Adam Good luck with that. Erica.

28:13 Caller Oh, Robert.

28:14 Stryker I hung up.

28:14 Caller Oh, there you are.

28:15 Adam Robert, you're back on. What are you doing?

28:17 Caller 16. Cool.

28:20 Adam Speak.

28:23 Caller Yeah, I have a question about masturbation.

28:25 Adam Excellent. Everlast is here and myself. We're experts.

28:28 Caller Okay. Dr. Drew, whenever...

28:31 Adam I'm the expert in Everlast is.

28:33 Stryker I love that.

28:36 Caller Whenever I masturbate, right before I ejaculate, I pinch my head off. So I avoid the mess and all that. And I was wondering if there's any harm that could come from that.

28:45 Adam Wait, hold on. So you're pushing the cum back into your wiener?

28:48 Caller No.

28:48 Adam By holding it? So it can't come out. What's the joy of that? Don't you like it flopping all over and making the mess in your belly button?

28:56 Drew It's the best way to lose weight.

28:59 Adam Or to increase your protein by scooping it up out of there. Oh my God. What? You don't do that? You know what the crowd block is, Drew? No. No.

29:10 Drew Well, I was blowing my boyfriend the other day.

29:15 Stryker Hey, Robert. It's obviously not a good thing.

29:18 Drew Obviously, that must not be too much of a problem that I said that, Drew, because your man is like, recreating it, recreating it.

29:24 Stryker You're right.

29:25 Drew You're right. He must have found the rule book and said, hey, that's okay.

29:31 Stryker Robert, the things that need to come out of your body need to come out. You know, when you sneeze or you vomit or you ejaculate, these things are coming out. They're involuntary. They're coming out. Now, one of the things that might happen is they can go back up into your bladder and have a retrograde ejaculation or it can kind of just stay up the tube a little bit. And that's very irritating and even possibly harmful.

29:51 Caller So I don't keep it in there for any time. I just, let's say I just do it and then like get it into the toilet or something.

29:57 Adam Why don't you get a sock, man, get an old tube sock and just do it in the same sock over and over again.

30:03 Caller Gators are familiar with that style.

30:05 Adam Yeah, a tube sock, right? Throw it on the shlong.

30:07 Stryker You can irritate the prostate and traumatize the urethra with that stuff, so. All right, this is it. Is that it?

30:12 Adam That's all?

30:12 Stryker This is Joel, 22.

30:13 Adam All right, what's up, Joel?

30:15 Caller Hi, guys. How are you doing tonight?

30:16 Adam Good.

30:17 Caller I have a question about my girlfriend.

30:20 Adam Everlast was in iOhio when?

30:26 Caller Go ahead. This month, we just had sex and she's also on a pill and we use a condom every time and she felt the need that she had to go buy the morning after pill. And this is the third time that it's happened that she's told me that she had to stop taking her pill for 10 days for some reason and I can't figure out why that is.

30:47 Stryker I'm completely confused. You mean in anticipation of you having sex, she stops her birth control pill?

30:55 Caller No, she told me that she had to stop taking it because of her period.

30:59 Stryker Yes, she does. You stop.

31:00 Adam Then they take their sugar pill.

31:02 Stryker Yes, you stop for 7 days a month. That doesn't mean it's not working.

31:08 Caller I think she doesn't understand. I have no idea what...

31:12 Drew Half of the month, I believe, or a little less than half of the month, is our placebo. Some girls don't even take them.

31:17 Stryker Right, a week. Some girls take the pill continuously. You can do that and not even have your period. Maybe she should be one of these people. It just takes it continuously. But there is a week a month you don't take the pill and you are covered. You're fine.

31:31 Caller Okay, because she gets freaked out if we have sex and she hasn't been taking the actual pill. I believe it's orthotriacycline.

31:38 Stryker Yeah, well, she's going to really screw herself up taking morning after on top of that because she's going to be bleeding all over the place.

31:43 Caller Okay, I'm worried about that.

31:46 Caller I mean, I'm a paramedic. I don't really know much about... We didn't teach us much about contraceptives and medical.

31:53 Stryker Here's the deal. If she takes the pill at the same time every day, after the first packet, the first month, from then on she is protected with 99.97% efficacy.

32:03 Adam So you don't need to wear a condom unless she has a disease.

32:06 Stryker Less than 0.03% probability of getting pregnant. And if you're wearing a condom also, it's impossible. It's impossible. That is the Messiah if you get pregnant that way.

32:16 Caller Okay, I'm just curious because I've heard that if a person is on antibiotics that it can make the pill ineffective.

32:21 Stryker Yes, it can. It certainly can. And you'd want to use a secondary barrier like the condom when you're on antibiotics. But that's really it. All right.

32:29 Caller Thank you.

32:30 Stryker Take care.

32:31 Caller Bye-bye.

32:33 Adam I guess everyone doesn't know that the pill, once you start taking it, even I know that, that you're good, that they stop during the period.

32:39 Stryker Or you don't. Again, you can take it continuously now and not have your period. This TJ? Yep, what's going on?

32:46 Caller Hey, my girlfriend's two years older than I am and my parents have a problem with it. How old are you? I'm 16.

32:56 Stryker She's 18.

32:57 Adam You guys go to the same school or she's out?

32:58 Drew But your friends think you're a god, don't they?

33:01 Adam Seriously, I think he is.

33:02 Caller 16 dating to 18 year old.

33:04 Drew Hey, don't worry about your parents.

33:06 Caller That's the same thing.

33:07 Caller But, like, I don't know. Like my entire family has a problem with it.

33:11 Caller They want me to go out and go get a girlfriend.

33:14 Caller And that's all good, you know.

33:15 Caller It's good to be in love and have all these good relationships and stuff like that. But I'm 16.

33:19 Caller This is my first girlfriend and I'm a virgin still.

33:21 Adam You haven't slept with her? Are you lying to us about this call in general?

33:28 Caller No, I'm not lying.

33:30 Adam The way you're talking, I don't think you have the game to reel an 18-year-old in.

33:36 Caller Uh, what?

33:37 Adam Say you busted right there.

33:39 Caller I'm what?

33:40 Adam Fake, right?

33:42 Caller Drew's an expert, man.

33:43 Drew I go with Drew.

33:44 Stryker Well, even if it is true, there's sort of no question.

33:47 Drew What a problem.

33:48 Stryker What are we supposed to do? What can we do for him? Except to say, maybe there's something else about that girl other than her age.

33:56 Caller She's a hooker.

33:57 Stryker Something.

33:57 Caller Whatever.

33:58 Stryker They don't like her for some other reason. They're using the age as a reason. And so, that's really good. That says bogus.

34:04 Caller That says bogus. Oh, okay.

34:06 Stryker We wrote bogus down as soon as he started talking.

34:08 Caller It just didn't strike me as true.

34:11 Drew You got the instinct for it. You've been doing it the longest, man.

34:14 Stryker Samantha. Samantha, point two.

34:17 Caller Baltimore, Maryland.

34:19 Caller I might have another question for Dr. Drew.

34:21 Drew Is it Larry King?

34:22 Adam Baltimore.

34:25 Caller I've had a couple of boyfriends in my lifetime, three years about each, and every single time I have a boyfriend for a long period of time, like, I seem to...

34:37 Adam Did you hear that in the background?

34:38 Stryker You live in a haunted house? Did you hear that?

34:41 Drew Yeah, there's some kind of weirdness going on there.

34:44 Stryker It was a door.

34:47 Caller I just seem to be very active for like the first couple months, and then after that, like, not so much, and...

34:56 Stryker You sort of drop down into a pattern that isn't as sexual. You know what's interesting? A lot of people that know lesbian couples, a common phenomenon of lesbian couples is they stop having sex altogether after six months.

35:09 Caller What do they do?

35:10 Adam Just go to the ball games, WNBA?

35:12 Stryker Things that women are constantly asking men to do that men can't do.

35:18 Caller Another thing is like sometimes, or actually most of the time, the only thing that really seems erotic to me or even like gets me in the mood slightly is if it's like, if I'm like sleeping or pretend that I'm sleeping sort of if I don't want to or...

35:35 Stryker Something happened to you? Have you victimized growing up?

35:39 Caller Like that's the thing. The only thing that I can really remember is being at one of my best friend's houses that was a next door neighbor of mine for my entire life and having her brother and another neighbor of ours, like all I can really remember is like flashlight under the covers and like, I don't know, like maybe touching. I'm not sure like when we were sleeping.

36:02 Stryker That could have been it, but it might have sort of wired something into you, some sort of arousal pattern that now you're kind of stuck with. When you are sexually involved with the boyfriend, can you do, are you aroused by other kinds of circumstances? You know what I'm saying is even when you're at the beginning of the relationship, when you seem more sexual, is it still only when you're passive and pretending to be out of it?

36:24 Caller No.

36:25 Stryker So it really is when your sex drive drops down, that's when there's only, you only left.

36:29 Adam Well, maybe it's possible that she's being sexual in the beginning to reel the guy in. He's like, damn, look at all the sex I'm getting.

36:34 Stryker You know, I think she's just, she's actually into it at the beginning, which is a normal thing. It's called the Coolidge Effect.

36:40 Adam Explain the Coolidge Effect, then they cool down.

36:42 Stryker No, no, it's a bit, it's a President Coolidge from the 19th turn of the century.

36:46 Adam 19th turn of the century?

36:47 Stryker 19, what year? 1912, was it? Correct. Correct, seems like it. There was a, there was federal farms back then, and the President and his wife would take tours of the farm, and they would go separate ways. And this is, the First Lady was coming up to the chicken coop and the farmer held up his prize rooster and wanted to make sure that the First Lady understood that this rooster copulated over a hundred times a day, at which point the First Lady said, be sure to point that out to the President.

37:13 Caller I've actually learned from that.

37:15 Stryker Hold on, hold on, let me finish the story. And so now the President comes around with his entourage and now the farmer's kind of embarrassed. He holds up the rooster and goes, Mr. President, your wife wanted to be sure to point out this rooster is our prize rooster. He copulates at least 100 times a day. She wanted me to be sure to point that out to you. And he said, really? With the same chicken? And so that's a coolage effect.

37:38 Caller My best friend that just graduated as a, she's a psychology major, actually has told me that before.

37:43 Stryker Really? And it's more thought to be associated with the male, but females do it too, certainly. Because testosterone tends to drive in, not need for novelty, newness. So anyway, Samantha, whatever. Can I use that, Drew?

37:56 Drew Like in future, like when I get in trouble or something? Just testosterone.

38:01 Stryker Samantha, are you having stable relationships? Are these satisfactory relationships? How often do you actually have sex with this current boyfriend?

38:13 Caller Now, we've been dating for a year and not so much.

38:16 Stryker How often?

38:19 Caller Maybe once every month or twice every two weeks.

38:23 Caller Wow, that's not too much.

38:24 Stryker Once every two weeks or twice? So once a week. Twice every two weeks is once a week, right?

38:34 Drew It might be none for a week and then Wednesday two times.

38:38 Stryker Here's the deal. Everybody has their own sort of rhythm with this. One and a half times a week is about normal. You may just be on the sort of low end of that spectrum.

38:45 Adam Is that the number?

38:46 Stryker Once people are in a stable relationship, it's about one and a half.

38:48 Adam How many months until it's considered stable, do you think?

38:51 Stryker I'd say it depends on the couple, but probably like six months.

38:54 Adam So after six months, the average is only one time a week.

38:57 Stryker One to two times a week, yeah.

38:58 Caller I definitely feel like this is the most stable relationship.

39:01 Adam Yeah, I think I'm above average myself.

39:05 Stryker You'll get there, don't worry about it. What's that Samantha?

39:08 Caller I definitely feel like this is the most stable relationship I've ever had because this boy stuck through. I recently got Guillain-Barre and I was paralyzed for a month and a half.

39:19 Adam How come you never brought that up Samantha? That should have been the first thing you had, Jamboree or whatever the hell you said.

39:25 Stryker Guillain-Barre. So you're on prednisone also still? Are you still on prednisone for that?

39:31 Caller No, actually it's been, I was released from Johns Hopkins November 7th.

39:36 Stryker You're off all meds?

39:37 Caller Yes.

39:38 Stryker Alright, so give yourself a break. Come on, you're still one and a half, two times a week. That's alright. He likes you a lot.

39:43 Adam She knew the Coolidge Effect, but she didn't tell us about the goddamn disease if she was locked up in the hospital.

39:48 Drew One of the things I just want to ask real quick, has this been a problem for him? Has he brought it up to you as a problem?

39:54 Adam Oh, not at all.

39:57 Drew Yeah, exactly. Then if he's not tripping on it, then we'll...

39:59 Stryker And if he does, just try to accommodate him, realizing these are genuine biological needs of his, reach a compromise, and that's that. You don't have to be totally into it.

40:07 Drew If he seems to be feeling you and cool with the situation, I'd just run with it.

40:12 Stryker Let it ride.

40:13 Adam Good answer. Problem solved, Samantha.

40:15 Drew Everlast is here to make all things right.

40:17 Stryker I agree with Everlast totally.

40:19 Adam Damn, twice.

40:20 Stryker That's twice.

40:20 Drew It's twice tonight.

40:21 Adam Two times, three times.

40:22 Stryker Three times. Three times. What's the third one? I'm against it. Germany and Florida.

40:26 Adam I thought it was him blowing men is what you agree with. All right, we gotta take another break.

40:32 Drew See, now that whole thing's gonna get taken way out of context.

40:34 Stryker For weeks, for months we're talking about.

40:36 Adam Don't worry.

40:36 Drew But remember, people will pay.

40:40 Caller A joke's a joke.

40:41 Drew All right, but the minute I'm outside and like, I hear, hey, man.

40:43 Adam You're not gonna slip something in my cocktail, are you? Please, man. I bake it better.

40:48 Drew Well, I was blowing my boyfriend the other day.

40:53 Caller You even have the shotgun cock.

40:55 Adam All right, I just said shotgun cock. All right, we'll be back after this. More Loveline with Everlast.

40:59 Stryker Hold on.

41:05 1-800-LOVE-191.

41:06 Stryker Hey, buddy, it's Adam.

41:07 Stryker And I'm Dr. Drew.

41:08 Here to talk about acts, deodorant, body spray.

41:11 Stryker Yes, sir.

41:12 Stryker You spray that on, you give Stink the axe.

41:21 Adam All right, you guys, we're back here on Loveline. Everlast hanging out with us. Everlast from LA. I'm from LA. You're from 818?

41:30 Drew I live in the 818, yes.

41:31 Adam You did or you do now? I do. Oh, nice. 310 over here, it's all right, though.

41:37 Drew It all used to be 213.

41:38 Adam It all was 213. Yeah, Drew 626. Damn. Do you talk to, you went to high school, I think for a while, where you had some big time hip hop guys. Maybe Ice Cube go to your school for a while?

41:49 Drew Ice Cube went to the school I went to.

41:51 Adam Yomo and Monkees? Who weren't that big, of course?

41:54 Drew Well, back then, that record was, you know, for, I mean, they were kids that made a local rap record back then.

41:59 Caller Taft High School in the Valley.

42:03 Drew A couple, I think, I believe one of the guys from Bell Bib Devoe might have went there. One of the guys from Epic, from the band, Tom's Totally Spacing Me.

42:11 Adam Who's that?

42:12 Drew Crazytown. Epic and Crazytown were there, you know, a bunch of people went there, so it was kind of funny. Nice.

42:18 Adam What about, you mentioned going on the road tune, you're going to go solo. Is there any artists out there, maybe in the hip hop, rock world or any world that you wouldn't mind taking out with you? Whether they open for you or you open for them?

42:31 Drew There's a lot of stuff I like, man. You know, hip hop wise, I like Talib Kweli, and I like dilated peoples, you know, as far as like rock bands and stuff that I like. I've been making and playing my own music for the last little while, so I'm not so current on what's out, but I'm always thought Incubus was a great band and, you know, anything like that, but that's the only ones that pop out. You know, System went down, I think, are a crazy, tremendous band. Yeah, they're good. So, off the head, that's all I can think of, but you know, if I had a list, I'm sure there'd be a few that I'd really enjoy.

43:07 Adam I think it's crazy that you were in House of Pain and you guys did a song that is completely timeless. It's as popular today and never tiresome. Is that bothersome? Is that good? Is that bad? Does that make you proud? Do you look back and say, I can't believe I did it when I was that age and it's still this big?

43:26 Drew I think there was like two years, like when I did the first, like right before the first YD4 record came out, when I quit House of Pain, where I didn't really want to ever hear that song at all, no matter where it was. Now, it's like, it's to me, when I hear it, it makes me smile because it's like, it's such a silly song. I love it. And it's like, like you're saying, I mean, I really trip when, like, it'll come on in a situation and people will go bananas.

43:49 Yeah.

43:50 Drew It's kind of fun.

43:50 Adam It's playing on rock stations.

43:52 I got the fuck on like John Mockenro.

43:54 Caller The beat steps up, I'm smacking the hole.

43:58 Adam The beat steps up, I'm smacking the hole. Lord, see your moms, I came to drop bombs. I got my rhymes and the Bible's got psalms. That's the best line right there. No one ever knew what that line was, I don't think. Unless they checked out the lyrics.

44:11 Drew I like Adam's interpretation right there.

44:13 Stryker That was him as a 13 year old Russian rapper. That's what that was.

44:18 Adam Really? Very cool. Everlast here, White Trash Beautiful is out in stores. Go check it out. We're going to play another song probably just after 11 o'clock, 11 o'clock west coast time. We have time for one more call here. Let's go to Erica. What's up, you're 15 on Loveline.

44:34 Stryker We're good. Well, they do tend to be herpes viruses that cause those cold sores. And the most important thing to understand is you can't be sure it's not. And so if you're going to be engaged in any kind of contact with anybody, you don't want to do it when you have those cold sores.

45:00 Adam Is that canker sore or cold sore?

45:02 Stryker Well, cold sore is more thought of as a thing outside the lip and canker sore is inside.

45:06 Adam Are those outside or inside, Erica? Yeah. So that's more like canker. You eat too much citrus. Those are herpes too, typically. Really?

45:14 Drew Well, isn't there a difference, too, like between the, like there's a bunch of different herpes levels or something? Like some are sexual, some are...

45:22 Stryker No, they're all, they all can be sexual. And they all can be oral. So anywhere you have a mucous membrane, they can get in.

45:28 Adam You told me one of the times I was on Loveline with you, the kind you get on your lip, you can get that from too much sun exposure.

45:36 Stryker It gets activated by the sun.

45:37 Adam Oh, activated. Yeah, okay.

45:38 Stryker You know, you're gonna catch it from that. It's just gonna activate something. Sorry, there.

45:41 Adam I wouldn't know. And you can give herpes to someone's privates if you have it on your lip.

45:44 Stryker Correct. You didn't know that?

45:47 Adam I knew, I'm just confirming. Because if I see them, I'm like, don't go down that area. Not that I would want that anyways. Yeah, you would. What, Drew?

45:55 Drew Would you even, like, pause to think about it?

45:57 Caller Is this what I want to know?

45:59 Caller There's a sore here.

46:00 Adam I'm confirming for everyone else, Mr. Everlast. Mr. White Trash Beautiful. All right, I think we have to take another break. Is it already break time again?

46:09 Drew Didn't we just take a break? Yeah, I know. You guys got it easy. I need to get a job in radio, man.

46:13 Adam Just like that, like that? Yeah, that's it. Okay, you remember in Beverly Hills Cop? I need to get to Victor Maynard because I got to tell him I have herpes simplex at 10. All right, we'll be back after this. Don't use that, Anderson.

46:24 Caller Huh?

46:25 Adam K-Rock, I mean not K-Rock, Love Line.

46:32 Caller Tons of lame people and no decent prospects.

46:34 Adam Call the Dateline.

46:36 1-877-889-DATE.

46:43 Caller So get your problems ready.

47:05 Adam Yep, this is Loveline. We are back. I'm Stryker, and for Adam, who's coming back on Sunday, by the way, Dr. Drew, it's going not too horribly. No, not at all. It's going good. Everlast is here also. We're going to hear another song in just a few minutes. But let's grab, yes, let's grab Stacey, 17. What's up, Stacey?

47:24 Caller I've been with my boyfriend for about two and a half years, and everything's going fine until March, I started, like I had surgery because I stood my arm in softball, and then two weeks later, my grandpa died, so I went to Arizona for his services, and I came down with a kidney infection then, you know, all the time. Oh, yeah, lucky me. And all the time, you know, my boyfriend's really supportive, helping me out, everything he possibly can, but I don't know, ever since then, I really haven't been so enthusiastic, like, I started flirting with other guys and he's on around, I never cheated on him, you know, I don't do drugs, I don't drink, nothing.

48:04 Stryker Well, you're 17, you're supposed to sort of, kind of, these relationships are supposed to kind of come to a close.

48:10 Adam And you've been dating him since you were 14 and a half, right?

48:13 Stryker Yeah, I think just the fact that you have the distance from him got you to look at things kind of objectively and to realize maybe this isn't, maybe I'm kind of done.

48:20 Adam The longer you hang out, the more frustrated you're going to be at yourself in a couple years from now that you didn't let it go and still have fun.

48:26 Stryker The more likely you're going to be to really hurt him, right?

48:29 Drew And I just want to end too, if you do like to do it that much and you cut him off right now, you'll know about it and then you can go find out, you can go find him again, trust me.

48:40 Adam And if you keep him around, you're probably going to cheat on him, which will make it way worse.

48:45 Drew It's better to end it and go do whatever it is you're going to do and do that not only without hurting somebody else but with a clear conscience.

48:53 Adam Why is it so hard though when you want to get out, you can't do it?

48:56 Stryker At that age, they have no experience getting out. They don't know when to let you go.

49:03 Drew Who wants to hurt anybody else's feelings? Unless you're just like a cold heartless jerk off. Nobody wants to be the person that removes a smile from somebody's face and crushes their hopes and dreams and ruins their life forever.

49:21 Stryker It could be a sense of relief, you don't know.

49:23 Adam No, I'm happy as a clam, man. Kaitlyn, you're 17, what's up?

49:28 Caller I had a question about birth control. I heard that when you take the injections or if you take the pills, it makes you really fat.

49:37 Caller But I haven't heard anything about the patch.

49:40 Stryker It's the estrogen that tells you to gain a little weight and to hang on to fluid. The shot is pure progesterone and that sometimes actually leans people out. It can get more muscular. Some people gain weight with it, but most people do not.

49:52 Adam So if I got that shot, I can get a little leaner.

49:55 Stryker No, it has a female. But it has androgenic effects on the female. It's still predominantly female.

50:01 Drew You would just grow nipples.

50:03 Adam I got nipples. Can you milk me, Everlast?

50:06 Caller What the hell are you talking about?

50:10 Drew You're a man.

50:11 Stryker He's not my man. I'm all right, Drew.

50:13 Drew It's fine.

50:13 Stryker Don't touch it. Don't touch it. Don't touch it.

50:15 Caller Like herpes simplex 10. Yeah.

50:19 Drew I hope you got him one now.

50:21 Stryker The patch does have estrogen in it, so yes, it can make you gain weight. If you're prone to gaining weight from estrogen, not all women will do that. Some women will just have breast enlargement, which they kind of like.

50:32 Drew Or you could gain weight like over a course of nine months.

50:35 Stryker Anyway, that's right.

50:36 Caller So if I were to take birth control, the best way to go would be to take the shot?

50:41 Stryker I'm not saying that. I'm saying the best way to go is to try things. And if you don't like the side effects, switch to something depending on what the side effects are you don't like. Start with a general pill. For me, the shot's a great contraceptive because it lasts for three months, but it has the most side effects of any of them. You bleed like crazy for three months and you don't bleed at all. People get irritable, depressed, their sex drive is down. It's a great contraceptive, but it has lots of side effects.

51:06 Drew Take the pill. If you don't blow it up, you know, you'll be good.

51:09 Adam Then get off it. Have you guys seen the commercial for that patch that women can take now? Have you seen what they do? They show like the hottest girl ever getting out of like the swimming pool. Then she like moves her bathing suit to the side and it's on her ass. They're like, it never comes off and I'm protected. I could have...

51:24 Caller On the ass, huh?

51:25 Adam Yeah. Well, you can put it anywhere and the point is it'll never come off. James, what's up? You're 22.

51:30 What's up? Dr. Drew, I've been trying to talk to you for the longest, man. My question is, I'm addicted to talking to young girls and having sex with young girls. I've got this young 16-year-old girl pregnant and I've got a flock of other young girls I'd be kicking it with. And I want to know, is something wrong with me and do I got a problem?

51:49 Stryker Well, if you're truly addicted, yeah, you have a problem. You're doing something you don't want to do. You know it's wrong. You're harming people. You want to stop and you can't, right?

51:55 But I'm like, for some odd reason, I'm attracted to younger females. You know what I'm saying? Like 16, 17, 18. I don't have no, I don't like no females like 20 years older, for some odd reason. I don't know what's wrong with me. I go to work every day.

52:11 Stryker The most common reason is some sort of abuse yourself when you were young. Some sort of physical or sexual abuse when you were 12 or 14 years old.

52:19 Adam What about 13?

52:19 Stryker What happened?

52:21 I mean, an older girl like my next door neighbor, she was like four years older than me. We used to do stuff when I was little, but.

52:30 Stryker Well, there you go. There it is.

52:31 There it is right there.

52:32 Stryker That locks you in. Yeah, it locks you in. That needs to be treated. It's just as bad as if you're saying, I'm into eight year old girls and I can't seem to stop. You got it. You got to deal with it. You're hurting people with this.

52:44 Adam Now, when he's 30, will he still be into 16 or will he or the age of them go up?

52:48 Drew No, it's like that movie Dazed and Confused, the character Wooderman.

52:53 Stryker The Matthew McConaughey character.

52:55 Drew He's like, you know what I like about high school girls? I get older and they stay the same age.

53:03 Stryker So, what do y'all do? Well, you can seek attention of a therapist or the people who specialize in sexual addictions. You can just go to SA, which is a 12-step program for people who have sexual compulsions and many of them have sexual compulsions around young people.

53:15 Adam But that's good that you at least called up.

53:16 Stryker Well, it's good that you have a conscience, that you understand you're hurting people with this. You've got to do something about it, though. That's the hard part and it's tough work.

53:24 Adam No, we've got to go to five. There you go. Nicole, what's up? You're 20.

53:27 Caller Yes, I have a question. When I'm on top, I cannot come at all. When I'm in any other position, I'm like a river. I mean, I come about three, four times during sex. So when I'm on top, I cannot come at all. So what's your spot?

53:41 Adam What's the problem? Yeah, what's the problem? Oh, well.

53:44 Caller I don't know if it's just, like, my mind. I'm worried about pleasing him more than, you know, putting myself first. I mean, I just cannot.

53:54 Adam I don't think, as a guy, I don't like bottom that much.

53:57 Drew Can I just interject here and maybe end this whole controversy right here? Get on your back, then.

54:04 Caller Get on wall. Let's go.

54:05 Caller I mean, you can't be the same position all the time.

54:08 Adam Well, there's doggy style, there's you on your back, there's sideways position. There's the dipsy doodle, which is really good.

54:14 Drew The Karma Sutra.

54:15 Caller Or Karma Sutra.

54:17 Drew Pardon me, there's no R in it.

54:19 Stryker Nicole, the fact that you can have orgasm with intercourse puts you in an elite minority. Do you understand that?

54:28 Drew Yeah, there's a lot of ladies right now that ain't really feeling your problem.

54:31 Stryker That's right. And just the fact that there's one position you can't, not a problem, okay?

54:35 Adam And if your guy does like that, so you don't come in one position, let him have fun like that and then switch it over. Get back on the back.

54:43 Drew Yeah, that sounds like he's being the lazy bastard.

54:45 Stryker No, there's nothing magical you can do. So you can keep working at it, but there's no specific thing you can magically do.

54:51 Drew Find a bigger boyfriend.

54:52 Stryker Oh boy.

54:53 Stryker Hello.

54:56 Stryker Stacy, you want it.

54:57 Adam Hello, Stacy.

54:59 Caller I have a question for Dr. Drew about alcoholism. Well, I grew up in an alcoholic household and my parents got divorced when I was in seventh grade and my mom went into treatment and my dad didn't. And when I was about 16, they put me into a rehab program because I was using a lot of ecstasy. Marijuana. And I've been sober for about the last 10 months.

55:27 Drew Right.

55:27 Caller And I'm curious now, I just started drinking again and I'm curious about what I should be cautious of.

55:35 Drew Alcohol. Yeah. Sober is sober. That's one thing. I mean, I've had a few, this is Everlast, this in case anybody don't know. I've had a few experiences with people who have had problems and sober, sober, just thinking because you beat something else for 10 months that, oh, I could go ahead and have a beer because that wasn't my problem to begin with is, that's your first mistake right there. You're messing up real big. You shouldn't be drinking at all if you're an addict, if you're any kind of addict, you know, to a substance, you shouldn't be getting drunk high or anything and you should really be talking to anybody involved with a 12-step program before you even take medication.

56:09 Caller Yeah. And I mean, I've been to that.

56:11 Stryker The fourth time I say this, I agree with Everlast totally. And I know, this is Drew speaking, I know it's easy to confuse me with Everlast. The deal is Stacey, it's a disorder of the reward system, the drive centers in your brain and anything that reaches in a massage of that biology will activate your disease, whether it's pot or alcohol or speed or cocaine or ecstasy, it's all activating the same biology and so your disease is completely active. So you've got to get your sponsor on the phone, you've got to start going to more meetings, you've got to get going in the program. Most alcoholic addicts have alcoholic parents as you inherit the genes, so it's got to be in your family system unless you're adopted. So the fact that you're in a traumatic family system just puts you in the same soup with all the other alcoholics. Right. All you've got to do is follow directions. People have to follow directions. That's all you've got to do. It's a very simple program. You've got to have a relationship with who are you. You can confuse me with Everlast. People do all the time.

57:10 Drew I know. Because you have a very sexy voice, by the way, Drew. That's why I think people confuse us so much.

57:16 Stryker That's going to be looped 600 times.

57:17 Caller Oh, hey, good. I mean that one.

57:20 Drew The other one, that one can be taken out of context.

57:22 Stryker The other one didn't bother me.

57:23 Drew I just meant that.

57:24 Caller I meant that, Drew.

57:25 Drew I'm waking at you too right now. You like that. I can see you're blushing.

57:29 Stryker I feel like it's some kind of prison film we can go in here.

57:34 Adam Are you rising below the belt, Drew? What's going on there? What the hell is that?

57:39 Stryker Stacey, here's the deal.

57:41 Drew You're in my cage from the other day.

57:42 Stryker All you gotta do is follow directions and have relationship with a sponsor and you will get better. You will. It's a very simple program. What?

57:49 Adam Let's go to number two.

57:51 Stryker Yeah.

57:52 Adam Mark in San Jose, 22. What's up, Mark? Mark Baltimore. What's up?

57:57 Stryker Yeah. It's like I was making love to my girlfriend.

58:00 Adam You're gay, though. You're gay. Seriously, Drew.

58:04 Stryker Have you called this show before? Mark?

58:09 Stryker Yes.

58:10 Stryker You got cut out. Anderson, you cut him off?

58:12 Stryker I'm here.

58:13 Stryker Mark?

58:15 Stryker I'm here.

58:16 Stryker You say you have not called the show before?

58:17 Stryker No. I never called before.

58:19 Stryker What's up?

58:20 Stryker I was making love with my girlfriend and after we got out making love.

58:24 Stryker You're gay.

58:25 Stryker I'm straight.

58:28 Stryker I'm listening.

58:30 Stryker After we got done making love and stuff, she told me that all that was on my mind is sex.

58:36 Adam You said making love, by the way.

58:37 Stryker That would make you a 20-year-old male.

58:39 Caller So what's the deal?

58:41 Stryker I just felt like I was just like another guy and I don't treat her like that. I treat her very special and by her saying that just made me feel like. How gay are you? I don't know, I just felt like hell of like another guy and I don't like feeling like that. I just got off her and I just felt like, kind of like disrespected in a way.

59:01 Stryker Okay, what can we do to help you?

59:03 Stryker I don't know. It's like me, I feel like she should be making some type of initiative to let me know she's basically wanting to engage in making love with me and I don't even feel that.

59:14 Adam You have a small penis, you fag.

59:16 Stryker You want her to initiate sex?

59:18 Stryker Yes, I want her to initiate it sometimes.

59:22 Stryker Alright, well a lot of time women have trouble with that. They don't feel normal, they don't feel good about it and especially younger women who maybe haven't been in a stable relationship for a long time, it can be very tough to get somebody to initiate who doesn't feel comfortable doing that. So it's probably not going to happen, Mark, if she's not.

59:37 Stryker Some type of like insecurity with her or?

59:40 Adam Yeah, I can tell.

59:40 Stryker No, it's not with her.

59:41 Adam It's with yourself.

59:43 Stryker It's you, they're insecure.

59:44 Adam Because you don't feel like she likes you if she doesn't start it, right?

59:47 Stryker Kind of, no, it's not that I don't think she likes, I know she likes me, she loves me. And like she just, I don't know what it is.

59:55 Stryker Some guys just want to be, want to know their desires.

59:58 Adam That's all guys though.

59:59 Stryker Yeah, but some guys need to see the initiation of sex life.

1:00:03 Drew You guys got the screen. 22.

1:00:04 Stryker 22.

1:00:04 Drew And how old is she? Man, give her some time, dog. I mean, like girls got to grow into being, you know, I mean, pardon me, but like, you know, they don't start off bad girls, homie. You got to teach them what you like, how you like it. If you're in a relationship with them, you got to express to them what you want, what you need. And if they can't do it, you know, then you got to, you know, find it somewhere else, you know, and not at the same time, cut that off, then find it somewhere else. But you know, give her a chance. Does she know all these things? You calling a radio show and telling her?

1:00:33 Stryker Oh, I'm sorry.

1:00:34 Adam Does she know you're calling Mark?

1:00:35 Stryker Oh, I hear a snooker on there, but go ahead, Mark, what's that?

1:00:38 Stryker Hello?

1:00:39 Stryker Does she know you're calling a radio show and talking about her?

1:00:41 Stryker No.

1:00:42 Drew Have you said any of this to her?

1:00:45 Stryker Um, I told her that I feel like I'm the only one that's initiating and that if you ever feel like that you're aroused and you want to engage, she never, I told her to say something, but she hasn't done it yet.

1:00:56 Drew Some girls are raised not to act like that.

1:00:59 Stryker They just don't have the same drive that guys have.

1:01:02 Adam Is it the sex drive?

1:01:03 Stryker It's testosterone. It's testosterone. The testosterone makes guys initiate. Now, if you don't have that drive, I mean, you could, women have something called receptivity. They're receptive when they are approached. But if they're not approached, they don't have the drive to initiate. Not all women, some do. But many don't. It sounds like Mark's geared up with someone that doesn't.

1:01:19 Adam But I've had relationships a long, long, long time ago where I did it every single time. And maybe it's just because of the age of the girl at the time. And just one out of 20, I would have liked her to have started it. And it gets frustrating.

1:01:30 Stryker And indeed, the age does have something to do with it. But there are those that the whole sexual act is about being receptive. That's an estrogen effect. And she doesn't have enough progesterone. She doesn't respond to progesterone, which gives them the androgen or testosterone-like effects. Ah, here we go. This is Michelle, 19. Michelle? She's typing.

1:01:50 Adam Are you typing on the computer?

1:01:52 Caller No, actually, I'm on a cell phone.

1:01:55 Stryker What's up?

1:01:56 Caller Oh, anyway, it seems like I have like an abnormal breast development, and I'm just wondering what that's caused by.

1:02:05 Adam What does it look like?

1:02:07 Stryker What do you mean?

1:02:08 Caller Like, it just seems like in seventh grade, they kind of started developing and just quit, totally quit on me. It doesn't look... I mean, I have small breasts, but they don't even look like breasts. They just look like they started developing and, you know, quit.

1:02:21 Stryker Are you otherwise normal? You have normal hair distribution?

1:02:23 Caller Oh, yeah, everything's fine. It's just bad.

1:02:26 Adam Except for back shaving technique.

1:02:28 Stryker That's just you. That's just the way some women are.

1:02:30 Caller Is it like a genetic thing or I don't know?

1:02:33 Stryker It's genetic in the sense that it's...

1:02:34 Drew Does your mom have large breasts?

1:02:36 Caller You know what? Every woman in my family has humongous boobs. Really?

1:02:40 Drew What about like your dad's, like, or your father's, like, does he have sisters or, you know?

1:02:46 Caller No, no, he doesn't.

1:02:48 Drew So you can't tell. So they might have... Your daddy might have gave those to her.

1:02:51 Stryker And all the moms of the family stole everything from Michelle. Clearly, they ripped off all of her.

1:02:55 Drew They all took...

1:02:57 Adam The one thing, Michelle, there are plenty of guys out there that like small breasts. Andy Dick was here last night. He's like, I love small breasts. He's bisexual, but still. But no, but there are plenty of dudes out there that like small boobs. He's bisexual. No. If you're worried about a guy digging, yeah, I wouldn't worry about it.

1:03:17 Stryker And there's still a couple more years where there could be some development, by the way.

1:03:20 Caller I'll keep my fingers crossed.

1:03:22 Adam I'm still growing myself, Michelle, in the wiener area. So you know. You better hope so. Nine and counting.

1:03:27 Stryker Let's hear an Everlast song.

1:03:28 Adam You want to do it right now?

1:03:29 Drew Is that centimeters?

1:03:30 Adam No, millas. Millars.

1:03:32 Stryker Meters.

1:03:32 Adam Meters. Meters. Meters. Look, with all my other boyfriends, I've only given them hand jobs.

1:03:39 Stryker You bastard.

1:03:41 Drew Wow, they got a vault full of stuff back there.

1:03:43 Adam Do they ever. They're the man. Drew, can you please pass me the Everlast CD? All right, we're going to hear another Everlast song. The CD is out. You should go and get it. It's going to be on the road. You can find them. This song is called Blinded by the Sun, song number one. And let's check it out. This is Everlast on Loveline. That was hot, man. I'm glad that was played not only in LA., but in about 95 different places where they may not even have heard Everlast yet, which is cool. That was nice. I met Loveline, man. Blinded by the sun of White Trash Beautiful. And I heard the Run DMC samples in there. That was... Yeah, that was cool. Just curiosity, who said, let's get that thing in there? Producer, you?

1:08:31 Drew Me. Well, I produced that song. Yeah.

1:08:33 Adam That was nice.

1:08:34 Drew And, you know, saw the cuts and all that, yeah, were my idea. And a guy named Rob Hill co-produced it with me, and, you know, you know, it's... you just do whatever, you know, we run. I said run, it seemed like it made sense. Plus, it gives a little tribute to, like, what kind of started all the hip hop stuff for me.

1:08:51 Adam Right. Definitely. All right, well, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna take a break. We got more with Everlast, Taking Your Curls Also, I'm Stryker in for Adam and Dr. Drew here as well. More Loveline after this.

1:09:08 Caller Drew, how much money do guys spend trying to get chicks? Hair plugs? Yeah. All they need is a max deodorant body spray.

1:09:35 Adam We're back here on Love Line. I'm Stryker, Dr. Drew, Everlast is here. I'm looking at the clock. 34 minutes till birthday, Drew.

1:09:41 Stryker Your birthday?

1:09:42 Adam That's right.

1:09:42 Stryker I didn't know that.

1:09:43 Adam 1201, June 4th.

1:09:45 Stryker Congratulations. Thanks, man.

1:09:46 Adam Thank you, thank you.

1:09:47 Stryker Yeah, somebody told me.

1:09:48 Adam Well, somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year. You know what that means?

1:09:54 Stryker I know it's a song.

1:09:55 Adam It's a song by the killers. And see, now Everlast is here, who's been very funny, very vocal, and you have him filling out your survey during the show. Yeah, see, he's out of rhythm now. It's like the CTBS thing from back in the day. He's out of sync, he's out of rhythm.

1:10:10 Drew Cool, I can read and talk and write.

1:10:12 Caller Unacceptable. Unacceptable.

1:10:16 Adam That's what I'm saying.

1:10:17 Drew Drew has his own agenda, guys.

1:10:19 Caller He does, he's a doctor.

1:10:21 Stryker Adam can't tolerate, it distracts him.

1:10:24 Adam It kind of distracts, I don't know, I can do it.

1:10:27 Stryker He'll be like two seconds.

1:10:28 Adam I haven't heard you say dude on the air since June of 1990.

1:10:32 Stryker Mike, 24.

1:10:34 Stryker Mike? Oh, hey, sorry about that. I got a question for Dr. Drew. My girlfriend and I, we've been together for almost a year and a half now, and it's been very, very, very rocky. We'll go through periods, two or three months where everything is great, and then things just totally fall apart for total unknown reasons to me.

1:10:55 Stryker Well, what's it about with her?

1:10:57 Stryker Well, I think she eluded that she, when she was eight or 10 or so, she suffered some sort of sexual abuse from a family member.

1:11:05 Stryker Well, there you go.

1:11:06 Stryker And then we talked about it. I bought your book and we both read it, and she said that I would get therapy and this and that, and every time the subject of it comes up, she pushes it off, so it never happens. And then this last weekend, excuse me, I don't get to see her that much lately because of my job. And then-

1:11:26 Stryker What kind of work do you do?

1:11:28 Stryker I'm a conductor on the railroad. And see-

1:11:33 Adam You don't meet many of them anymore, Everlast. You meet a lot of conductors in your work?

1:11:37 Caller No, I thought most of that was done by computers nowadays.

1:11:40 Adam Your hat, Dave, no, I like the hat.

1:11:42 Drew This is an Army hat, buddy.

1:11:43 Adam I like the Army hat.

1:11:43 Drew There's no, it's just not an Oshkosh bagage.

1:11:46 Stryker No, I don't wear the overalls and stuff, but I got my Red Sox hat.

1:11:51 Adam The Red Sox, Yankees! Where do you live?

1:11:54 Stryker Oregon.

1:11:55 Adam Oregon, why do you like the Red Sox?

1:11:57 Stryker I just like the hat.

1:11:59 Adam Kevin Olar is a good player on the Red Sox.

1:12:01 Stryker Yankees!

1:12:03 Stryker Well, Mike, sexual abuse in childhood creates an intolerance of closeness, particularly when it happens at the hands of a family member. The ability to trust, the ability to tolerate closeness, extremely impaired, and it takes a long time in therapy, intensive work, for her really to get much better.

1:12:19 Stryker And then, a couple in her 30s that we used to be good friends with, we sort of had an intervention with her a couple of months ago, and now she refuses to talk to them. And we got in a, she went, the crazy thing is that when things get rough, she always runs away to a friend of hers that lives a couple of hours away.

1:12:35 Stryker A guy or a girl?

1:12:37 Stryker What's that?

1:12:38 Stryker A man?

1:12:39 Stryker No, it's a girl. Who she seems to have an incredibly severe attachment to, where she won't speak to me or anything.

1:12:46 Adam Did you say an attachment to him or her?

1:12:48 Stryker Oh, to her, it's a girl.

1:12:51 Stryker Yeah, well.

1:12:51 Stryker She seems to lose all test of reality when she's with her. And nobody in the world matters.

1:12:56 We're playing the pro now game.

1:12:57 Stryker Right, her. Mike, this is a big project you've gotten yourself involved with and she doesn't seem to want to change or do anything about it. And she'll keep going through chaos for another couple of decades before she slows down. The thing about these kinds of personality disorders is that they will continue like this for quite some time. They do get better when they're around 40, not a lot.

1:13:18 Adam So you got 16 years till she's better, Mike. Hang in there, conduct the trains, and you'll be fine. Genius, Everlast.

1:13:25 Stryker Stella, what's up, Stella?

1:13:27 Caller Hey, I'm like almost 18.

1:13:31 Caller I'm going off to college.

1:13:33 Caller I'm like probably way off the whole like dating curve or like going out with the boys. I like I haven't had my like quote unquote first kiss or whatever.

1:13:44 Stryker Really?

1:13:47 Adam You have performed 86 blowjobs, which is kind of a...

1:13:52 Caller No, like my friends, they like they say I'm pure than holy water.

1:13:56 Stryker Are you fat?

1:13:57 Caller No, no, I'm not fat. I'm like I'm like completely normal female. No, I'm not fat.

1:14:05 Stryker You're a Mormon?

1:14:06 Caller And I'm not.

1:14:06 Caller This is so misleading.

1:14:08 Drew They think you're actually saying that right now.

1:14:12 Stryker You think you're a pimp now that I understand.

1:14:18 Drew Like that's a recording. I just thought I'd help you out there, Drew. I got you.

1:14:24 Caller He's got more than your wing.

1:14:29 Adam You ever go on a date, Stella?

1:14:33 Caller That's the thing.

1:14:34 Caller Like the thing is like the thought of like going out with somebody who doesn't like mean anything, like that like weirds me out. Like, I mean, it's not like I haven't been asked or whatever. But like, yeah.

1:14:46 Adam But how are you going to get a first kiss if you can't even give a guy a chance when he is grabbing his nuts and asking you? Because it's not easy for another 17, 16-year-old to ask another girl out, ask a girl out.

1:15:05 Caller Can I give you a piece of advice?

1:15:08 Drew Go out with one of these boys who you think is kind of cute.

1:15:10 Caller Lay a kiss on him.

1:15:12 Caller So by the time you get to college in a couple months.

1:15:15 Caller I almost did kiss one person and that totally traumatized me for, like.

1:15:19 Adam Yeah, that was your dad, though.

1:15:21 Caller Why did it traumatize you?

1:15:22 Caller It was like one of my friends and then, like, we were in the movie theater. My other friend was, like, daring me to and I didn't want to. And then, like, like, it might have been that he was, like, naturally, like, really bad because right away he, like, licked my lip and I screamed in the middle of the movie theater.

1:15:39 Adam Drew, is it possible, I know girls develop faster than guys, and she's just slower than other girls at 17.

1:15:44 Stryker Justelle is great. She's just trying to measure herself against a world that has gone mad. She is fine.

1:15:50 Caller She will find a guy to be with.

1:15:52 Drew Your dad and mom's situation is all good?

1:15:54 Caller Like, they've been with you and together and they raised you?

1:15:57 Caller Yeah, you know.

1:15:58 Drew Your dad, like, was real, real, real strict about you.

1:16:00 Stryker Listen, think about how she makes you feel.

1:16:06 Stryker She seems normal on the phone.

1:16:08 Drew So, like, no boys came to the house and hung out, right?

1:16:17 Stryker What does he do to you?

1:16:29 Caller No, he's, like, yeah, no. Like, I hear, like, my dad tells me stories, like, yeah, and, like, my friends, like, drug people and stuff.

1:16:47 Drew Let me tell you something. That really sucks for you, but I think we should all give her dad the golf club. Many golf clubs. I think we should give her dad the golf club. There's nothing wrong with you, baby. He was raised right. I know it sounds crazy when you listen to a show like this, but you are right.

1:17:01 Adam You are alright, but you gotta give a guy a chance.

1:17:06 Stryker I agree with that one.

1:17:07 Caller What about, no, Drew.

1:17:08 Caller She has to give a guy a chance, though.

1:17:12 Adam She has to give a guy a chance to go out with her. I guarantee by her senior year of college and next year, the whole footfall of it.

1:17:19 Caller I guarantee you, halfway through freshman year, you're going to meet some dude at school that's going to knock your socks off.

1:17:24 Drew You'll be fine. Your daddy taught you right.

1:17:33 Caller I'm worried about my wife because she's depressed about her breast size. No, they're very large. When she was pregnant with our daughter, she was up to a size H.

1:17:45 Drew Bouncy, bouncy.

1:17:47 Stryker Is she a large woman?

1:17:49 Caller No, she's always, ever since I've known her, she's had large breasts. Even when she was, you know, I've noticed since she was 16, I was 18.

1:17:56 Adam How much do you think she weighs? How tall is she?

1:17:58 Caller She's about 5'9. She probably weighs like 1'70.

1:18:02 Stryker 1'70.

1:18:03 Caller And she, I mean, she's still trying to lose the weight from the baby, but I don't know. She's talked about a reduction. I think she's talked to her with her doctor, but I don't know if we have, if we have another kid, will that affect it? If she has a reduction before?

1:18:19 Stryker No, it's okay.

1:18:35 Caller Well, it's, she's always complained about her size.

1:18:39 Stryker I understand, but she's very focused on her breast, but I'm just wondering whether or not that's really just a separate depressive problem that's being manifested by her pre-ocupation of the breast.

1:18:49 Caller I never thought of that.

1:18:51 Stryker That's more what I'd be concerned with, that she's just generally depressed and maybe that's in treatment.

1:18:55 Caller You may have her mood is improved, you may have her lose the weight more, but she's doing exercise. I mean, I've noticed she's been downer lately, but I don't know what to do, I try and comfort her, but I don't know, you always say the wrong thing, I guess.

1:19:17 Drew I'd say, you know, as Drew may agree with me, if she's really seeming down, you know, schedule some sort of appointment with like a professional and let them evaluate the situation. Otherwise, you know, just do what you can for her.

1:19:29 Caller Well, she's talked to her gynecologist and he's given her names of doctors, but.

1:19:34 Stryker No, so you're talking about surgeons. We're talking about psychiatrists.

1:19:37 Drew Yeah, we're talking about finding out if she's actually depressed beyond just her feelings about her breasts.

1:19:43 Stryker And her body. I agree with that. It sounds like there's something a little more going on here and it seems like it's confusing you, probably because you're not getting the big picture here. Somebody needs to evaluate that.

1:19:51 Adam Let's go to Alex here.

1:19:52 Stryker Alex, hold on. What number is that?

1:19:54 Adam Four. What's up, Alex? You're 22.

1:19:56 Caller Hey, how's it going?

1:19:58 Caller I got a question for Dr. Drew.

1:20:02 Caller I'm going to get a Prince Albert piercing.

1:20:05 Stryker Good times.

1:20:07 Adam And... No, you're going to pierce the penis, man.

1:20:10 Caller Yeah.

1:20:10 Adam Why? Besides being brave. What is it going to do for you? I'm curious.

1:20:16 Caller Is that almost everything else pierced?

1:20:18 Adam How many nipples you have pierced?

1:20:21 Caller Both. How many in your lip? None in my lip.

1:20:27 Caller It doesn't go over well at work.

1:20:29 Stryker What kind of work do you do? He's a lawyer.

1:20:32 Caller No, I'm a mechanic.

1:20:33 Stryker What is the question exactly?

1:20:36 Caller Now, I was born with kind of a genetic flaw. My urethra and tube, or where my urine comes out of, it's split down the middle all the way up.

1:20:48 Stryker Oh, wow. Interesting.

1:20:52 Caller Now, I don't know what kind of effect the piercing is going to have on that, whether it's going to split the membrane, or would I be able to get it done through just one side of it?

1:21:06 Stryker I suspect they would just do it through one side. And it's going to screw up, you know, an already screwed up stream is going to get extra screwed up now. And good times, good luck, but I would be concerned about this.

1:21:19 Drew No judgment here, but it's kind of a moronic move, man. I wouldn't do it. That's you. Everybody's their own person. You know, I like to get through metal detectors without explanations.

1:21:28 Stryker It'd be interesting if you talk to the piercing institution, wherever you go to get this piercing done, and see if they've ever done it to somebody with a septated urethra.

1:21:35 Caller You mean the tattoo shop down on the court?

1:21:37 Adam You mean the mall next to Cinnabon?

1:21:39 Stryker Where they've done a septated urethra before, if they even understand what that is. And if they don't, why would you do that?

1:21:47 Drew Wow, I mean, that's...

1:21:49 Adam I'm thinking of getting a rod put in mine. Just a big, fat rod sticking through. So when I walk in here, clankety clank, and they're like, what's that? I'm like, there's my testes. Drew, you're looking at me like you're tearing headlights.

1:22:02 Drew I never understood it, man. I never got it. I mean, I don't judge anybody who got it. You know, more power to you, whatever makes you happy as a human. But personally, you know, I got an earring.

1:22:14 Stryker Whatever that's to say is the fact that that makes you happy means something.

1:22:19 Drew Yes.

1:22:20 Stryker I'm looking at that.

1:22:21 Stryker Yeah, exactly.

1:22:22 Drew But again, that would be me judging. I'm not trying to judge. I'm just throwing some advice out there and what I would do.

1:22:29 Stryker Here's the deal. I wish people wouldn't take looking at things objectively as judging. You know, certain behaviors mean things and that's fine. You can look at or not look at. That's up to you. It would be judging to say you have to look at it. But the fact is that humans behave a certain way based on certain histories.

1:22:46 Drew It just seems especially odd to me knowing you have this sort of defect or whatever you would call it and that you would still want to shove a piece of steel through it.

1:22:56 Adam Especially, it's not like you have a defective pinky that you're going to mess with. This is a defective penis you're screwing with.

1:23:01 Stryker Well, he's mad at his penis.

1:23:02 Drew He's got to put a spear through it. Your penis and you have issues. I suggest you guys go to group therapy and work a few things out before you do any major alterations.

1:23:11 Adam You should spank your penis as often as possible.

1:23:13 Stryker Let's go to break.

1:23:14 Drew Disappear.

1:23:15 Adam Alright, thank you, Drew. You know why you said that? Because you're a doctor. Alright, we're going to take another break. Almost done here with Everlast. Hang it out. I'm Stryker, more on Loveline. Hold on. Hello? All right, we're back here on Loveline of Stryker, Dr. Drew Everlast.

1:24:00 Caller Am I looking good?

1:24:01 Drew Your hair product smells very pretty.

1:24:03 Stryker It really does, Stryker.

1:24:04 Adam Look, I've had this hat on for seven goddamn hours. Now I'm going out, had to put some crap in it.

1:24:12 Caller It smells good, that's all I'm saying.

1:24:13 Adam No, you're being sarcastic. I can feel it. I can smell it.

1:24:16 Stryker No, no, I am.

1:24:17 Adam You like the smell? Smell this, come here.

1:24:19 Stryker Yeah, no, I smell it.

1:24:21 Drew Everybody can smell it, man. That's the point.

1:24:23 Adam Because I just loaded some in there with the stick. The Asian Chinese stick.

1:24:28 Drew By the way, that's called deodorant, that stuff.

1:24:31 Caller It is?

1:24:31 Adam Yeah, I braided my underarm hair.

1:24:34 Stryker Here we go, go on to calls.

1:24:35 Adam Drew.

1:24:36 Stryker Yeah.

1:24:37 Caller I'm just kidding.

1:24:40 Adam Can I put some of this in your hair, Drew? Come on, let me spike it up. Let me give you a hug. Please, Drew. All right, fine.

1:24:45 Stryker Here we go. And Melissa, 25.

1:24:50 Caller Hello?

1:24:50 Adam Yes, Melissa?

1:24:53 Stryker Go ahead, what's up?

1:24:56 Caller Hello?

1:24:57 Adam Hi, you're on Loveline? Speak.

1:24:59 Caller Hi. I'm actually trying to, I wanna know actually how to tell my husband that he's not exactly pleasing me in the bedroom.

1:25:09 Caller Uh-oh.

1:25:10 Stryker Don't do it when you're in the bedroom.

1:25:12 Adam Did this start to be?

1:25:13 Drew The first thing I said, don't say it right in the moment.

1:25:16 Stryker Yeah, find a time when it's not a heated moment and you need to talk about it and stay focused on solutions, not on your frustration.

1:25:26 Drew Yeah, my advice as a man who just picturing being told that by a woman kind of is, I would go with more the route of just, you know, being very vocal about what does please you.

1:25:38 Stryker Right.

1:25:39 Adam How about that tongue of yours?

1:25:40 Drew Not so much even going like, you know, you just ain't doing the job lately. Maybe just go there and ask for, you know, hey, this is what I want. I want some of this and some of that and some of the other. If that don't work, then let him know. He's being a lazy bastard.

1:25:53 Adam And just so Everlast can learn something, what exactly is he doing wrong? So I don't do it as well.

1:25:58 Caller Well, actually, the oral isn't a problem. I mean, actually, he makes up in that department.

1:26:03 Adam Oral's never the problem, baby.

1:26:04 Caller Well, he can't last.

1:26:07 Stryker Why don't we go for a second round then?

1:26:09 Caller We do, and that doesn't last much longer either.

1:26:13 Adam What's his average?

1:26:14 Drew So second time around, he's not holding down the fort?

1:26:17 Caller No, not even a third time, maybe a little bit longer, but not long enough, at least not long enough for me. Oh, okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1:26:26 Caller Let's look, let's find out what's not long enough.

1:26:29 Adam Eight hours.

1:26:30 Caller Well, no, no, I mean, well, I just feel so bad, but I'm okay. The first time is usually anywhere from maybe 20 to 30 seconds.

1:26:39 Adam 20 seconds?

1:26:40 Drew I thought you were gonna say minutes.

1:26:44 Caller No, no. The second time will be maybe 30, 45. Third time, maybe it'll hit a minute. That's about it.

1:26:52 Adam But the third time, there's nothing coming out of that wiener.

1:26:55 Caller Well, exactly.

1:26:57 Adam He doesn't shower you with his love. Wasn't this going on before you got married, Melissa? And wasn't this a sign like maybe this ain't the guy I wanted to be with for life?

1:27:06 Caller Well, because, I mean, he's a perfect, he's a wonderful guy. Everything else outside of that is perfect.

1:27:12 Drew You don't pick a life partner based just upon his sex, dog.

1:27:15 Caller I mean, that's what you pick your mistress on.

1:27:19 Caller Women complain about their men, you know, because they're bad or they treat them like crap or they beat them or they do drugs. He doesn't do any of that stuff. He's a great guy.

1:27:28 Stryker Maybe the problem is you could be attracted to that kind of thing.

1:27:30 Drew Or maybe your standards are just because he doesn't beat you or do drugs doesn't mean he's like, I mean, that's a pretty low standard.

1:27:36 Caller No, not at all. I mean, but it's not. I don't know if bad sex is a good enough reason to not try to make a relationship work. But what do you think? It could be, it could be, but I guess, but I just heard more like on the guy end, the guy will usually leave because the sex is bad.

1:27:53 Drew Not, I mean, because usually I think a woman can find more like you are right now to grab onto and a guy would be quicker to be like, you know what, if you ain't holding it down for me in this neighborhood, it's only a matter of time before I start picking and choosing what other things are bothering me and use them as excuses. I would, like I said, try and tell them what you do like. If things don't change, have then have to talk with them about you ain't doing the job and it's really going to affect our relationship. And if from there it doesn't happen, then you got to make a choice.

1:28:25 Stryker I bet he can do it. It's really just a matter of...

1:28:27 Drew Well, that's kind of harsh.

1:28:29 Caller I mean, I feel for the guy.

1:28:30 Drew Thirty seconds, then a minute, then maybe a minute and a half. I mean, that's when all the fuel has been released.

1:28:37 Stryker But also, then again, he may not really realize how important this is.

1:28:41 Adam How can a 25-year-old not realize how important coming in 30 seconds is?

1:28:45 Stryker Maybe he can care himself a couple of times beforehand. Sometimes young men don't know they got to kind of manage themselves. You know what I'm saying? He's figured out for himself and make it so when he comes to time for it to be a Melissa, he's properly graced.

1:28:59 Drew I don't practice it, but I've heard of like tantric sex, those kind of things.

1:29:03 Caller I don't know.

1:29:04 Drew Is that any of those people are supposedly withhold for hours or whatever?

1:29:07 Stryker It's not going to sting.

1:29:08 Drew What's whereby?

1:29:09 Caller You know what I mean?

1:29:11 Stryker There are medications to help with things like Prozac and Sola.

1:29:14 Drew Then it doesn't matter if he lets go. It'll just still stay there for a good hour or two, right?

1:29:20 Stryker Viagra, exactly, things like that. So that might be something to look into, right, Melissa? Viagra.

1:29:24 Caller Yeah, I guess so. I mean, it's getting to that point, so, yeah.

1:29:28 Stryker Be careful, you're kind of angry at this guy. You're getting so frustrated and resentful.

1:29:32 Caller It is, I mean, it's to the point where, I mean, I'll get to that at night.

1:29:36 Stryker That means you're looking to be that way. You're not focused on the solution. You're worried about the negativity. Get over that and start working on a solution. If you don't want the solution, if you want this thing to end, you're going down that path, all right? She's been called on for crap.

1:29:52 Adam Let's go to London. That was Drew who hung up on you, by the way. You're 20, London.

1:29:57 Stryker The striker was holding his hand and his fist in front of my hand.

1:30:00 Adam No, I was not. Okay, fine.

1:30:01 Stryker We'll go London. Show your coffee.

1:30:09 Caller And I was just wondering how much is too much?

1:30:12 Adam How often a day, how many times a day do you use the vibrator?

1:30:16 Caller I'm probably once or twice a week.

1:30:24 Drew But how long of a period is that taking? Vibrator use. I mean, that 12 times, is that all in one sitting? Or is it like a little one, and you go make a bag of chips and a Coke, and you come back and have a couple more?

1:30:39 Caller No. I just go to town.

1:30:43 Drew And OK, from start to finish, from orgasm 1 to orgasm 12 or 13, whatever it is, we like what Baker's does in around there. You know, how long does that take? 12 times in 5 minutes?

1:31:00 Stryker That's a true multiple. True multiple orgasms.

1:31:02 Drew Yeah, I'm just saying. I'm like, yeah, 5 minutes, you know. You'll have a problem if, like, when you don't have the vibrator and you're walking around and it still feels like it's vibrating, you use it too much.

1:31:20 Stryker It can be sensitized, I think, somewhat, but you can always bring your friendly vibrator on into the bedroom.

1:31:25 Stryker Or, you know, find a new boyfriend.

1:31:28 Stryker Get a bigger vibrator. That's their last answer to everything. What, get a new boyfriend?

1:31:32 Drew Get a new boyfriend.

1:31:33 Adam Who doesn't come in 30 seconds? We can have a brand new vibrator. We're done, basically.

1:31:37 Drew Well, I was boring my boyfriend the other day.

1:31:39 Adam He used a vibrator on him.

1:31:42 Drew I'm going to consume more of those gratuitous ones before I'm gone, and then I'm going to start getting upset.

1:31:46 Adam We only have about six minutes left.

1:31:49 Drew I know that's in the archives forever now.

1:31:51 Adam Yeah, it is. But that's cool. It's in there.

1:31:53 Drew It's a shared moment in my life. Well, I was boring my boyfriend the other day.

1:31:59 Stryker The point is Anderson knows what it means to be a good player.

1:32:03 Adam I'm going to go in the bathroom and let loose real quick. We will be back with Everlast.

1:32:09 Stryker More hair product.

1:32:10 Adam That's right.

1:32:10 Stryker More hair product.

1:32:11 Drew My only tip right now, the t-shirt over the collared night shirt is the real good look. Thanks, man. That's some real Hollywood-ish right there.

1:32:19 Adam I appreciate that.

1:32:21 Drew You son of a bitch.

1:32:22 Caller You're lucky it's your birthday.

1:32:26 Adam We'll be back after this on Loveline.

1:32:28 Caller Okay, so I know there's nothing wrong with me, so what's up? 877-889-DATE.

1:32:47 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:33:05 Adam It's Loveline, we're back, but actually about to go. Thank you, I appreciate that. Everlast, man, good luck with everything. You've been kicking ass, and thanks for making it easy for me here on Loveline.

1:33:16 Drew My pleasure. Thanks for having me again, Drew and Stryker, and tell Adam I said, what's up?

1:33:21 Adam White Trash Beautiful is out in stores. That's Everlast CD. Go check it out. You get just a wide array of different styles, all put into one. It's super creative, super smart, super good. So check it out. White Trash Beautiful from Everlast. Super one more time. Just because it's my birthday officially now.

1:33:40 Stryker We need to go out and buy it.

1:33:41 Caller Super, you bastards.

1:33:42 Adam Thanks to you guys for calling and being cool. I know Adam's the king, but it was fun doing it. And I appreciate it, Drew. Thank you also.

1:33:49 Stryker It's a pleasure.

1:33:49 Adam It was fantastic. Thanks, man. And so for Drew, I am Stryker. I will see you guys out on the town. Goodbye.

1:33:54 Caller He carried the Iron Man necklace and swallowed it. He was arrested and the necklace was recovered after he passed it. Pooped it out.

1:34:04 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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