Episode 1000615251946

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1:00 Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:02 Voiceover Hey everybody, it's Loveline. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Chad Gilbert here tonight from New Found Glory. Hello. Hello, Chad. Jordan is gonna be in here from New Found Glory and just a couple of few catalysts. Name of the CD, Out Today. As We Speak, the New Found Glory CD is out. These guys are playing the Vans Warped Tour this year. Did you did it last year too?

1:37 New Found Glory No, actually not last year. We did it the year before. Yeah.

1:40 Adam When were you on the show last?

1:42 New Found Glory I don't know. It was what, two years ago for our last record?

1:44 Drew Yeah, I think two years ago.

1:45 Adam Yeah?

1:46 New Found Glory For the release of our last record.

1:47 Drew Definitely the other studio, that was a year ago now.

1:50 Adam I'm going to be playing at the world famous K-Rock Weenie Roast on June 12th, which is always an honor, always an honor for the bands to be asked to play the show.

2:00 Drew I know it would take you off the New Found Glory track too far, but speaking of honors, I went to Starbucks today, one managed by Chris' brother, Craig.

2:08 Adam What'd he give me, a free stir?

2:09 Drew I mean, handed me a coffee.

2:11 Adam Really?

2:11 Drew He went, come over here, your money's no good here.

2:15 Adam Wow.

2:16 Drew He heard what Adam said.

2:18 Yeah, he heard what happened.

2:18 Drew He wasn't even there.

2:19 Adam Well, what happened?

2:20 Drew I wasn't even sure what they'd heard because so much bad stuff was said about the poor guy.

2:22 Adam 50 cents worth of free coffee.

2:24 I think he said something like a couple days ago, you know, just like, oh, you know, Craig doesn't hook it up, you know?

2:31 Drew Well, yeah, it's all good stuff. So, very happy. This is actually very funny. Because they were all like, they were all like, they were all panicked.

2:37 Adam Well, okay, Drew.

2:38 New Found Glory But Drew. You should do that for it with everywhere, like, you're talking about Best Buy and stores.

2:42 Adam I gotta tell you, I really pictured radio, like all the years I thought about radio, I thought, is this gonna be nothing but chicks and cokes and like super expensive mountain bikes? And I'd open a closet in the station and just a whole bunch of booty would come out. Just tons of junk, free stereo equipment. Like I'd be getting like just DVDs and CDs up to Wazoo and MP3 players and also snowboards. Not really. Once in a blue moon, someone floats you a pair of vans or a sweat jacket that's a couple sizes too small.

3:17 Drew I still wear my uggs from five years ago.

3:19 Adam Drew got some free uggs. Once in a while they give you, once in a while they do this. They come in and they go, the guys from Doc Martens want to give you some free boots so they're going to need your sizes. Then you give them the sizes and you pick out like stuff from a catalog and then fast forward to six months. They produce around, whatever happens to Doc Martens. Yeah, I don't know what happened with that.

3:37 Drew Well, no, no. If you remember, at the fast forward three months, they show up different shoes, different sizes.

3:41 Adam Totally different shoe, different size.

3:42 New Found Glory It always happens like that. It happens for bands too.

3:45 Adam It does.

3:45 New Found Glory Yeah, yeah, yeah, you order, you know, you get a catalog, you pick everything out and...

3:49 Adam Yeah, you thought it was gonna all work out and it never did.

3:52 New Found Glory But it's, you can't, I don't know, it's hard to complain.

3:54 Adam No, I can complain.

3:55 New Found Glory No, you can.

3:55 Adam I can complain. Yeah, I just thought it was gonna be endless. And then once in a while, then people start sending you stuff. But it's, it's, we're like, you know, homemade zucchini loaf and, you know, it's really, the whole part about the freebies hasn't panned out.

4:10 Drew Well, except when we've got some crowning glory, some memorable with the freebie food that we have, we have the almonds from the one guy and.

4:18 Adam We got a nice can of nuts.

4:19 Drew We got the huge thing.

4:20 Adam We got a lot of nuts.

4:21 Drew I got the free chair, the great chair.

4:23 Adam Guy at my work got mad at me the other day because I have a nutty semi-stalker, not stalker in a bad way, just a guy who writes long ambling notes to me while he's on vacation and stuff. And he sent me like a homemade carrot cake. And I looked at him, I sized it up and I was like, eh, I'm not so sure about this. And then when I was walking, one of my rider friends at Kimmel's, I don't know if it was Pauli or Pauli, I carried a carrot cake and plopped it down on his desk. He ate the entire thing the following day. I explained to him that was anonymously sent to me to mail by a single fan.

4:53 Drew And we got chocolate popcorn, remember that?

4:54 Adam Yes.

4:55 Drew That was good.

4:55 Adam All right, Jordan is now joining us from New Found Glory.

4:59 Sorry, Chris Georgian was driving me and he didn't know where he was going.

5:02 New Found Glory You had chronic diarrhea, man. You were in the bathroom.

5:06 Adam Point is, is we're all here, we're queer. Let's get used to it. That's all I'm saying.

5:12 New Found Glory Was that on an HBO special or something?

5:14 Adam Oh, it's been around long before HBO was around. You remember the marches in the 70s.

5:20 Drew I remember you were spearheading the charge.

5:22 Adam Yeah. Let me just give a tip to all the gays who march. You would get more respect if you weren't sporting the chaps and the nipple rings. Like if you weren't towing your boyfriend by a chain attached to his nipples, perhaps Congress would listen. That's what I'm saying. Problem is the gays want to march every once in a while and they have some valid points, but off come the slacks, on go the chaps, and no one's listening.

5:46 Drew There's a strange reaction formation which is like, how dare you question or judge anything about us, therefore we're gonna let you have it. And then people go, okay, we don't have enough.

5:53 Adam All right, we're gonna hear something from New Found Glory. Like I said, they're gonna be playing the weenie roast this year, which is just, well, 13 hours of drunken fun. And I like, you know what I wanna do? I want that time-lapse photography in the bathroom this year because to see that thing go from a pristine operating room about noon to just an overflowing mass of fun, just like a hippo flop in there.

6:22 Drew But I still have the sense of funk in my nose from last year.

6:26 Adam Well, you know what it is, when guys heave, you know, they heave the beer up in there, that the toilets get overflowing from-

6:35 Drew All the sweaty people, all that sweaty-

6:39 Adam Okay, let's make a deal this year for, because it's always 170 degrees, it always is. And you know, the thing is, it's June and it's warm in June, but it can be 79. It does not have to be 114 yet, yet it always is 114 at the Weenie Roast. How about we make some rule where fellas keep the shirt on? Because the big yoke guys with the tats and the nipple ring, and then they get the funk going, and next thing you know, you get in the pit or something, you get some of that. Now, here's nothing worse than getting some of that pit funk rubbed on you, and you think it's your funk.

7:13 Drew I got to tell you, what's most disturbing is not the male funk.

7:17 Adam The female funk? Downstairs? Really?

7:20 Drew No.

7:22 Adam Up on the shoulders, right? Drew, you got the back of the neck funk? What, Drew?

7:27 Drew I'm just saying that it's always shocking to me, and especially pungent, though people are sweaty and stinky.

7:31 Adam Yeah, when a lady gets it going. Yeah, I'm used to it from a guy. I'm just saying, fellas, may we keep the shirts on this year and we try like hell to hit the urinal when we're doing the number one. And here's the other thing, too. People are very casual about the urinal. The thing is, when they're whizzing in a toilet, there's pressure. Hey, I got to hear some water. I got to hit something here. I can't just whizz all... The urinal, it's like, well, this is sort of outside. I'm like, sort of half, it's kind of part outhouse, part bathroom. Part wall. Part wall, and so guys just kind of leaning back, yeah, all right, I'm hitting the handle. I'm not quite making it there. They don't care. And no need to flush, by the way, either, at the urinal. For some reason, at the toilet, you got to flush. You bend over and flush.

8:15 Caller I don't like using the urinal because it splashes back.

8:18 Adam Yeah, it gets a back spread.

8:19 Caller You get other people's urine on you, it's not nice.

8:21 Adam Yeah, yeah. It's like a horrible trip on one of those boats at Niagara Falls. Like, but a bad dream, Niagara Falls, you know. But yeah, I like the guy who then walks away, even if you're behind him in line, but those lines get, you know, leaven guys deep. It's just, I'm just whizzing. I got a nice compote of jerk chicken and some X and a pot brownie and a vitamin B, multivitamin. There you go. Here's a present for you, buddy. You have next. There you go.

8:48 New Found Glory You know what's probably worse than that within Weenie Roast is probably the Oz Fest. I can't imagine being on the Oz Fest all the stay kids. The whole summer. Because Warped Tour is, you know, you get that, the porta potties, whatever, the kids are younger, not not a lot of drinking going on at the Warped Tour. There's some, but I can't imagine Oz Fest.

9:05 Adam Yeah. All salty crew there.

9:07 New Found Glory Yeah.

9:08 Adam Yeah. You got guys with the long hair who are bald, too, bald dude with the long hair.

9:14 Drew When did rock concerts become pirate ships?

9:17 Adam I don't know. People the problem with the normal rock concerts, you know, the ones the ones that go on for, you know, three hours, people only get so heated. The problem, the ones that starts at noon and ends at the 1 a.m., people are just blasted by nine in the evening. And then that's, guys, when they get loaded, that's that's when the fecal and the urine stuff goes out.

9:38 Drew We visited that once. I get that.

9:41 Adam All I'm saying is flush the goddamn urinal. I'm behind you in line. Do I got to see your work? I have to admire your work? Have some dignity. And by the way, isn't it satisfying flushing the urinal? It feels good. It's like a handle, like stick shift of a Corvette or something like that.

9:55 Drew It's quaint now, too. It's actually flush a toilet. It goes to the airport. You don't flush it.

10:00 Adam Yeah. They got the eye. Get up there and flush it. All right. New Found Glory, everybody.

10:05 Caller Get up there and flush it.

10:06 Adam Get up there and flush it. Name of the new CD. Out today. We'll hear something. Actually, we'll hear more than something. We'll hear twice of something off of this CD. We'll hear something in the 10 o'clock and then 11 o'clock hour. All right. Taryn?

10:23 Drew Taryn.

10:24 Adam Taryn?

10:25 Drew Taryn.

10:26 Adam Oh, wait a minute. Is this that one that called before?

10:29 Drew And what happened?

10:30 Adam I yelled at her because every time she says her name to somebody, they have to then say No, no, this is Taryn. They go, Taryn? Taryn. They spend your entire life doing that? So mad at your parents, Taryn. Taryn?

10:47 Drew You can tell her phone is not kicking in.

10:48 Adam I don't know what's happening here, Drew. Drew, I got 45 minutes more I can do on the Duke and the Uranus stuff if you want.

10:55 Drew Unlimited amounts of Duke talk, yes. There.

10:56 New Found Glory Duke talk.

10:57 Adam Mike?

10:58 Drew Yo.

11:02 Adam Well, you think you want to try another one?

11:03 Drew Just start going down the line and see if we can get somebody.

11:06 Adam Really?

11:07 Drew Oh, he's on?

11:07 Adam There we go.

11:08 Drew Let's go back to...

11:08 Adam Well, don't talk to Mike. We'll talk to Taryn.

11:10 Drew Yeah.

11:11 Adam Taryn? Hello?

11:13 Hi, there.

11:14 Adam Taryn, so you have to correct everyone and explain to them that your name's not Taryn?

11:19 No, usually I just let it go.

11:21 Caller Oh, good.

11:22 Adam That's what I like.

11:24 Caller I dated a girl named Taryn.

11:25 Adam Really? And she always have to do the correction with the Taryn?

11:28 Caller No. Really?

11:32 New Found Glory She was lucky.

11:33 Caller She worked at a baked potato stand in the mall.

11:35 Adam Oh, really? Yeah. That's a good connection. Depending on how old you are, that's a great connection.

11:40 New Found Glory Yeah.

11:40 Caller I was like 16.

11:41 New Found Glory Going to the mall, getting free baked potatoes.

11:43 Caller A Popka.

11:44 Adam Taryn? What's happening, baby doll?

11:48 Well, I'm like 26, and I've just started, like, when I'm going down on my boyfriend, all of a sudden, like, I have this uncontrollable urge to urinate, and I can't stop it. And I'm just wondering what's that coming from.

12:05 Drew So you actually pee.

12:06 Adam Coming from the edge.

12:08 Drew Do you have an orgasm?

12:09 Sometimes a little one, but not always.

12:13 Drew A little one.

12:14 New Found Glory Uh-huh.

12:16 Adam Well, what position? Do you have a little orgasm, like a mini one?

12:20 Drew Micro, micro.

12:21 Adam Yeah, microgasm.

12:26 New Found Glory Just as long as, you know, you get it.

12:28 Adam Go ahead, Chad.

12:30 Drew Come on, buddy. Just to do with the position you're in.

12:32 New Found Glory I was just going to try to, you know, relate this to the Ozfest and making it in the urinal, but I couldn't find it.

12:38 Drew Are you in a certain position you're in when this happens?

12:41 Usually if I'm, like, kneeling.

12:43 Drew And that's when it happens? Mm-hmm. So it's just some combination of what the irritation occurs with arousal in that position. So you've got to just kind of change the position.

12:50 Adam But we've never heard this, have we?

12:51 Drew We haven't, but that is a good description of female orgasmic incontinence, though. It's just like things dilate, relax, and there's some contraction and pow in a certain position.

13:00 Is there any way this can be stopped?

13:03 Drew Can it be stopped? Change your position.

13:04 Well, besides that, I mean, I don't want to... That's not cool.

13:08 Adam Well, no. What I mean is what if you... What Drew means is what if you stand up and he lies down on the bed and you lean over him, something like that?

13:17 Right.

13:17 Yeah, that way it doesn't happen.

13:19 Drew That's why it doesn't happen. So in the one position, there will not be a way to control it, not likely. You can do Kegel exercises and that sort of thing.

13:28 Adam How about you just plant yourself on the toilet? Because that's about right. Yeah, if you think about it. And for the guy, it's good for the guy because the magazine rack is right there. It's home. It feels right.

13:43 Caller It's like a Blumkin.

13:44 New Found Glory Yeah, it is like a reverse Blumkin.

13:46 Adam Easy clean up.

13:48 It's awesome.

13:50 New Found Glory Well, a Blumkin is kind of like a reverse scenario of a guy doing number two.

13:58 Caller He's taking a poop while he's getting head.

14:00 New Found Glory That's a Blumkin.

14:01 Drew Very quiet.

14:03 Caller So it's kind of like, never done it before, but you know.

14:05 New Found Glory Yeah, but it's kind of like a reverse Blumkin.

14:07 Drew Yeah, it looks like it. It sounds like a character from Brothers Grimm.

14:10 Adam Yeah, sure.

14:11 Caller Blumkin. I love that Blumkin.

14:15 Adam Maria? You're 16?

14:19 Caller Yes.

14:19 Adam What's up?

14:21 Caller Well, yeah, I'm 16, like you said. And I have a boyfriend. I've only known him for like three and a half months. And I was, I'm considering having sex with him. I should be losing my virginity to him.

14:35 Drew He's, he's beating you down, right?

14:37 Caller No, not at all. Yeah, not at all. That's, that's kind of why I... He's got a reverse side.

14:44 Drew Interesting. Yeah, interesting strategy. Pretending he doesn't want to.

14:48 Caller No, it's not.

14:49 CJ, you've never thought of that.

14:51 Adam Interesting. That's some thought. So, how old is he? He's 17?

14:59 Drew Well, 16 is... Before 16, I definitely would not recommend you go ahead with this. After 16, it's... I still not met a woman who didn't wish she'd waited if she'd lost her virginity anytime under 18.

15:15 Adam Yeah, like, everybody... Everyone wishes it was a little different, a little better, whatever.

15:20 Drew Not males.

15:22 Adam No, guys don't wish it was further down. They wish you did a better job. They wish the chick was into it. You know, you just do that real squirrely thing. You're like 15 and a half. You just get done screwing for like 10 seconds. You got that wind up beanie on and you're like, did you come? They're smoking. Drew, you never did that. Did you come? I know a lot of... I was talking to a friend of mine who did that.

15:47 Caller That still happens now. I love it.

15:51 Adam I didn't know we'd started.

15:53 Drew Maria, if you really like him, is this what you want to do? I mean, this is something to be with you for a long time. You'll be bonded with him in ways that you may not be prepared to sort of manage.

16:03 Adam How long? How long have you been with him? We've said a long time. That's not that long.

16:09 Drew If she plans to stay with him.

16:10 Adam Oh, I see. Here's the other thing, too. He's going to turn 18.

16:13 Drew Yeah.

16:14 Adam Shouldn't you be able to be grandfathered in?

16:17 Drew Well, most states you do.

16:17 Adam If you start having sex before and then you get illegal.

16:21 Drew No.

16:22 Adam You know what I mean?

16:22 Drew I think in a lot of states, you're still illegal even if you're young. There's crazy stuff like that out there, too.

16:30 Adam You mean she's 16, he's 17.

16:32 Drew But in California, you'd be okay.

16:33 Adam In most states. Then he turns 18.

16:36 Drew Gosh, it's still okay in California. Again, a lot of states have that law now where there's a three-year window they can maintain.

16:43 Adam So even though he's an adult and she's a minor, it's still legal.

16:50 Drew In certain states, yeah.

16:52 Adam But in general, it's not, is it?

16:53 Drew In general, a lot of states, it's not.

16:55 Adam All right. Let's stop that then, Drew, with picking out the exception.

16:59 Drew It's 16 at Washington, so it's fine.

17:01 Adam All I'm saying is, is your nuts should get grandfathered in, like the guys in hockey didn't have to put the helmet on after they made the rule because they were in the league long enough. This is the same thing. You've been nailing her since you were 17. Now you're 18, but you got her when you were, you know, not an adult. That's why you got to move now.

17:23 Drew Think about it. Make sure you have proper protection. What?

17:28 Caller I'm kind of worried about getting all weird about it because I heard that from you guys, I think about how there's certain races that that are like freaky about it.

17:41 Adam Certain races that are freaky about it?

17:43 Caller Like what? Because of how how protected you were as a kid, like from your parents.

17:50 Adam Well, what's your race?

17:52 Caller Mexican.

17:53 Adam Oh, no. Oh, 16. You're an old maid. You should have started at 11. You're the world's oldest Mexican virgin at 16. Wow.

18:02 Drew Yeah.

18:04 Adam Oh, no. They get started early. You know how they get the ears pierced early? Same with the virginity.

18:08 Drew Yeah.

18:08 Adam Ears pierced about three months. Virginity goes about nine months.

18:13 Drew Then the hymen.

18:15 Adam Yeah.

18:20 Drew What are you talking about? Race is freaking out. I don't know what you're referring to.

18:24 Adam I don't know. Look, here's the point. And by the way, Mexican ain't one of them. You're Korean. Your parents freak on you. Jews, they just give you the cold shoulder.

18:33 Drew You're not my child.

18:35 Adam Oh, if you're a man, I could see this. They're rolling over in a grave. They guilt you out a little bit. Yeah, you're not my daughter. Yeah. Fah. If you do something good, it's such a son.

18:50 Caller God forbid it's with a non-Jewish girl, too. Shiksa.

18:53 Adam Oh, the Shiksa and the Goyim.

18:55 Drew Oh, shame. One of the things we haven't talked about in a long time is how, when young kids, 16- and 17-year-olds get together, it kind of hooks them together. They develop emotional bonds that are pretty intense. Above all else, provided you take proper protection, you're responsible, whatnot, that is something I worry about for people. They get in relationships, they stick, they get joined at the hip.

19:15 Adam We say this. If you have to ask, maybe you're too young. If you're going in with a lot of trepidation and a lot of, I'm not sure I'm going to... If you're going in sort of half-cocked, bar in the pond, maybe I'd put it off a few months.

19:30 Drew You got your boyfriend? He's not going in unenthusiastically.

19:34 Adam No, he's not.

19:35 Drew He's going on a freight trip.

19:36 Adam Omar is on the horn, got a question for New Found Glory. Omar?

19:40 Yeah, hello?

19:43 Adam Omar?

19:43 Caller Hello?

19:44 Adam What's happening? Thanks, pal.

19:49 Caller I've been listening to New Found Glory like all the time.

19:51 New Found Glory Thank you very much.

19:56 Caller Okay, cool. I heard it had breakdowns and stuff, is that true?

19:59 New Found Glory Had what?

20:00 Caller Like breakdowns, you know, like hardcore breakdowns?

20:02 New Found Glory Yeah, yeah, well actually the first, there's an intro to the CD, we call it the intro, and it's about a 37 second long... Yeah, it's pretty, you know, groundbreaking.

20:13 Drew Don't forget, the intro.

20:14 New Found Glory Yeah, the intro. And, yeah, we...

20:18 Caller We always try to add that little element into all of our CDs.

20:21 Caller Yeah, I heard, like on the last CD, like it's got, like I can hear them like, yeah, that sounds kind of like a breakdown, it's pretty good.

20:27 New Found Glory Yeah, I think, well the thing is, is our band's been inspired by so many different styles of music, so as we get older and write songs, we're able to pull from those influences more, because we're better musicians, different experience, so there's definitely way more of the hardcore influence on this record, but then there's also a couple of songs that are really slow and, you know, honest ballads, you know what I mean, so it's like, it's kind of both extremes. Yeah, exactly.

20:53 Adam Well, let me say this, Omar. We could sit here and talk about it with the band all night, or I could talk about it, and I think I'm going to do that, Drew, even though I'm not familiar, what?

21:09 Drew Or we could hear a song. Oh, yes.

21:12 Adam I thought I might just talk about it.

21:15 Drew Oh, no, no.

21:17 Adam All right. Let's hear a song. Come on, Anderson. Don't be a pain in the ass.

21:20 Caller You, of all people, I'll be on my side.

21:22 Adam The song's fast. It's like three minutes. We take breaks at 20, though.

21:25 Drew Why would we go to a song at 20?

21:26 Adam That's right. And then we go right to break. New Found Glory. This one's called... We queued up, by the way? All downhill from here. Yeah, New Found Glory, everybody. Oh, that's a good song. I predict a hit. And you know what? An ending, a song with an ending, not that just sort of overlapping, drifting off, potting the thing down. An ending, you know where to end it, you know? And when you're doing air guitar, or air drums or anything, you know, when the songs that just fade out, you don't want them to stop. It's like the Partridge family, they just start clapping, the audience would just start clapping while they were just sort of bowing, and the song was still playing at the end. No, it has an ending.

25:18 Drew Speaking of an ending.

25:19 Adam Yeah.

25:19 Drew Before Anderson has just drove.

25:21 Adam Drew's gotta leave.

25:21 Drew No, no.

25:23 Adam New Found Glory is here tonight. Chad and Jordan, both here from the band. We'll take a quick break, and we'll be right back.

25:36 Caller You're listening to Live 105.

25:56 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. New Found Glory in here tonight, Jordan and Chad. Nellie Furtado is coming in here a little later in the week. I like her.

26:10 New Found Glory I thought maybe you meant tonight.

26:11 Adam Yeah. Well, you guys hang around for like 47 hours.

26:16 New Found Glory Yeah, we'll stop by again.

26:17 Adam Yeah, it's popping on Thursday. Pretend like you want to say hi to Stryker, and then you just say hi to Nellie Furtado. Who, you know, she hasn't been, you know, it's like she was in, she came in about, it must have been about two and a half, three years ago now. She was hailed as the next, I don't know, Alanis Morissette or whatever, and then things didn't really work out, although I think-

26:38 Drew They should.

26:38 Adam Well, I mean, everyone agrees that she's really good, and she worked and everything, and I don't, it's hard to tell whether she wanted to be a household name or not, but I mean, I'm not taking anything away from her. I think she's really talented, and she's certainly cute. Look at the seer.

26:54 New Found Glory I'm a fan of Nelly Furtado, and her first CD was really poppy and really catchy, and I think that's why it was huge, but her second record, when I listen to it, I think there's a reason why it's not huge, because the songs are more kind of trying more on the creative tip, arty tip, that might be harder to digest on a pop station.

27:13 Adam Not commercial.

27:14 New Found Glory Yeah, I don't think so.

27:16 Adam Well, hopefully, well, we won't tell her anything about this conversation, Drew.

27:21 New Found Glory But that's actually not a bad thing. What if she's listening, right? That's actually not a bad thing. By doing a creative record, that's fine. I mean, because I'm sure she was aware of it, you know? You don't have to record records for the radio, you know?

27:30 Adam No, there's a handful, believe it or not, a handful of people in the industry who aren't just looking to get, you know, FaceTime on Entertainment Tonight and get their names seen on the billboards. There's people, some people just want to make a living and do their thing creatively.

27:45 New Found Glory Yeah, well, it's funny because it always seems-

27:46 Adam No one in this room.

27:47 New Found Glory Not, yeah.

27:48 Adam No.

27:48 New Found Glory No way. No, it always seems like to happen on the second records of big artists, because these pop artists come out and they have like gigantic smash, big, you know, 10 million album, and then they go away and want to learn who they are as people.

27:59 Adam Yeah, and they made enough money to buy themselves a few years of finding out who they are. All right, well, she'll be in here Thursday and I'll kiss her ass. Yeah, sure.

28:11 Drew No doubt.

28:11 Adam No doubt. Great. Heather? Heather? You're 21? What's up?

28:20 Caller I am doing a speech in my class tomorrow and I was wondering if you had any referrals for where somebody could get morning after pill. I'm doing it on the alternative to abortion, so.

28:34 Drew It's not really an alternative to abortion because you never get pregnant.

28:38 Adam Well, you don't have to have an abortion then.

28:42 Caller My hopes were to provide alternatives if they got into a situation where they would be afraid that they were pregnant and to provide ways out of that.

28:50 Drew Yeah, again, Heather, it's not this, it prevents pregnancy. You do not get pregnant with the morning after pill.

28:55 Adam By the way, she's, you going to Cal State Northridge?

28:59 Caller Yeah.

29:00 Adam Yes?

29:01 Caller Yes.

29:01 Adam Okay, let me talk about it. This is a four-year junior college. First off, this is a college, it's in Northridge. It's in the corner of the valley. I grew up in, there can be no institute of higher learning that can take place in the valley. It just, it can't happen. It's anti, I don't know, something about the smog and the impressive heat. It fries the kids' brains. I don't know if it does something to the textbooks. After 28 years at Valley College, this is where my mom transferred to for the rest of her life now. I think she's back at junior college now. But the point is, do not mistake Northridge as a real university. It's a four-year junior college and this is what we're talking about. All right, Heather, sorry.

29:42 Caller But I'm actually transferring next semester.

29:44 Adam Where? Cal Lutheran.

29:47 Drew It's out there in the Valley too.

29:48 Adam Is that in the Valley?

29:49 Caller Yeah.

29:51 Adam Is that really? That's just making it out of the Valley.

29:55 Caller Yeah.

29:55 Adam You probably can do some learning there.

29:57 Drew But listen, Heather, you do not get pregnant with the pill. The sperm doesn't get to the egg if you take the morning after pill. You're confusing RU486 with emergency contraception.

30:09 Adam Right.

30:10 Caller No, but see what I was wanting was referrals as to where they could get the morning after pill.

30:14 Drew Any pharmacy?

30:15 Caller Any pharmacy. And they need a prescription, correct?

30:18 Drew Not in most pharmacies, not in this state. You call the number, you can dial 1-800-NOT-TOO-LATE, N-O-T-Number-2-NOT-T-E.

30:26 Adam Here's the bizarre part.

30:27 Drew How furry to pharmacies can get it without the prescription.

30:30 Adam This is for a ceramics class, so it's going to catch a lot of students off guard. It's for speech. Do you have any of it in front of you?

30:40 Caller No, I don't. It's on the computer.

30:42 Drew But you understand that this would avoid the need for abortion ever, right?

30:49 Adam Drew, here's what's been going on on this godforsaken show of ours. Ever since we moved to the studio, there's been a problem in that we cannot hear the people's response, which is not a great thing when you're doing a talk radio program. But yet, it's worse. How could it get worse, you say to yourself? How could this problem, where you're doing a national talk show, get worse, that you cannot hear the responses of people you're speaking to? Here's the worst part. The audience can hear the response. Only we can't hear the response. Actually, it gets a little bit worse. Anderson didn't tell us for the first six months that people couldn't hear. So we just seem like idiots, huh? What? What did you say?

31:26 Drew Say it again. It's like, right. All right, whatever.

31:30 Adam While they're responding, we're going, OK, well, this is crap.

31:35 New Found Glory Next caller, next caller.

31:37 Adam I'm punching something while they're trying to give the response. My grandfather died nine months ago. OK, this sucks. So that's basically what it sounds like.

31:44 Drew Real quick, that was gone for the first two weeks.

31:46 Adam I don't know how it can be rectified. I just got to believe it can.

31:50 Drew In the last two nights, the first five seconds of the person on the phone talking to us every time they speak has been unhearable. It's a problem and it needs to be addressed.

32:05 Can I tell you that the first two weeks that it was going on, I wasn't even in the studio. So I told you as soon as I came back, so please just get off my job.

32:12 Adam Okay. It seems like it went a little longer in two weeks.

32:16 Drew Suddenly, right now, the last couple of days, every single time, every call, every response now, we can't hear.

32:22 Adam So please understand we cannot hear what these people are saying and that's why we're just stepping over. But I wish the audience couldn't hear it either in my own selfish way because it just makes things more confusing.

32:34 New Found Glory There wouldn't be a problem.

32:35 Adam We wouldn't seem like such world class a-holes.

32:37 Drew Such world class.

32:39 Adam Right. As it is, we're sort of a-holes on a national level. You know what I'm saying? You know, you guys, you hear about the international jewel thieves, but you don't hear about the regional guys. The guys that just work in the Glendale Burbank area, the local jewel thieves. Yeah, the guys that are just sort of, they're jewel thieves.

33:00 Drew The local man of mystery.

33:01 Adam Yeah, but they're not working in Milan and they don't have a place out in New York. They just work their area, Eagle Rock, Glendale, let's say. You know, they're jewel thieves. They're just not the international ones.

33:11 Drew They wear the equivalent of the white tuxedo with the black tie. They wear those parachute pants with the big belt.

33:18 Adam They're local guys. They're keeping it real. Maybe they're living at home and maybe they don't like to fly. Yeah, and you know these guys hang out with? The guys who are not masters of disguise, but they're just sort of okay. They're not great.

33:32 Drew They're good at disguise.

33:33 Adam No one would call them great. Yeah, they're gonna call them master. They would just say, let's get guys first disguises go. Not a master. He's decent. I give him a six. I give him a six, six, seven. He hangs out with the regional dual thief. You know, the guy's just watching the area. Yep, six. Casey?

33:52 Caller What's up?

33:53 Adam You're 20?

33:54 Caller Yeah, I'm 20.

33:55 Adam Got a question for the band?

33:56 Caller Yeah, I was just curious what your guys' favorite songs are off the CD.

34:01 New Found Glory This is Chad, and my favorite songs are The Truth of My Youth and Ending in Tragedy.

34:08 Caller I like number seven, Doubtful, a lot. This is Jordan. How you doing? And, yeah.

34:17 New Found Glory The rest is crap.

34:18 Caller Yeah, the rest is crap. Your Biggest Mistake is a good song, too.

34:25 Adam It's a great looking CD, by the way. I don't know who did the art for it, but it's really interesting.

34:32 Caller Yes, he's a tattoo artist out of Ohio.

34:35 New Found Glory Yeah, I was going to get tattooed out here, and I looked through Tattoo Magazine. It was the time when we were looking for... We wanted to have the cover, like, you know, a painting or something, illustration or something. I saw this guy who did tattoos and does paintings, so it kind of worked out. I got in touch with him over email, and he thought I was lying. He didn't believe me. Oh, really? Because I guess some of his friends, like, some of his friends like New Found Glory, and he was like, yeah, I don't believe you, you know.

34:59 Adam Oh, he thinks it's his friends.

35:01 New Found Glory Exactly.

35:01 Caller The cool thing about having a tattoo artist as opposed to a painter is a painter has to add their, like, artistic role, you know, look on it. Tattoos just say, hey, this is what we want.

35:12 New Found Glory They just do it.

35:13 Drew He looks like a guy that I wouldn't want to meet in an alley by himself.

35:17 Adam What, is there a picture of him?

35:18 Drew No, no, I mean, just the feel of the painting.

35:21 Adam He'd stab you with something. The work is phenomenal, though. The caricatures of the band are like spot on, and the cover's awesome, and it's really a piece of art. And by the way, what size does he work in? Like, I mean, obviously this is five by five, but...

35:41 New Found Glory Yeah, the head of that record label executive on the cover is the size of his head. He sent him a picture of it, and it was five feet by five feet or something. It was like huge.

35:52 Adam He painted this on a very large scale.

35:54 New Found Glory On a wall.

35:55 Adam Where is the painting?

35:58 New Found Glory The label has it right now.

35:59 Caller I think the label is going to give it away for something.

36:01 New Found Glory Oh, really?

36:01 Caller I think it's really cool.

36:02 New Found Glory I think all the band members should get in a ring and fight for it. Yeah. But they want to give it away as a contest.

36:07 Adam It's really, like I said, I know there's a lot of thievery going on on the Internet these days and downloading and all that kind of stuff, but you can't download this. I mean, this is just some of the most unique and interesting and really, really disturbing.

36:26 New Found Glory There you go, Gunnar. Thank you.

36:28 Adam No, not even, it's not really nightmarish. It's just kind of a scary fun house.

36:33 New Found Glory Yeah, it's supposed to make people feel like, I mean, you know, it's supposed to be kind of like this happy, dark, I mean, you know, everyone's smiling and it looks cute, but it still gives you a weird feeling and that's kind of like, I don't know, it's just what we wanted to portray. And the thing is, too, is we looked at all of our older record packaging. We're like, man, our packaging isn't, I don't know, just kind of more basic. You know, I mean, there was, we like our old packaging, don't get me wrong, but we wanted to kind of go all out this time and really.

36:59 Adam I miss the old ones from the 70s where they just got the guys together, they crossed their arms, usually put the drum kit in there somewhere. It'd be nice if people knew what band it was, you know, because the bass drum had the actual band name on it.

37:14 Drew They have a huge, it's an album cover that's like nine inches across, and they shrink the picture down to three inches to have a big nice brown border. Huge brown.

37:22 Adam Do that, yeah. Guys all folding their arms, looking angry that someone had to get them together for a photo, and then they would hang a sheet behind them. Sometimes it had the band's name. It was about it. If people sort of turned and looked angry, it was.

37:34 Caller Like a Leonard Skinner album or something.

37:35 Adam Yeah, it was good. And it was always real creative when on the back of the album, it was them, their backs, and now they're looking around their shoulder. That was always good.

37:43 Caller I forgot what album it was. Remember Emerson, Lake and Palmer? You know how it was like the silhouettes of their three faces next to each other?

37:49 Adam Yes.

37:50 Caller That was good.

37:51 Adam Oh yeah.

37:52 Caller We're going to redo that one.

37:54 Adam Let me tell you, I never was more angered as an artist and as an American, and a patriot and a broadcaster than when I was singing an Emerson, Lake and Palmer song on my karaoke machine, and they screwed with the words, they cleaned up the words to one of the songs. It was a song they used to play on the radio and stuff. It was just the line about the seven virgins and a mule. Welcome back, my friends. I was in it, and I was riding, and I was kicking into overdrive, and all of a sudden they screwed with the words, and it screwed it. Everyone blamed me. They thought I screwed up. I got confused. I got angry. The night was over.

38:33 Drew You stormed out.

38:34 Adam Stormed out of my own house.

38:35 Drew You had to make the audience go away.

38:36 Adam Slammed the door, and then had to come back later, realize, and then kick everyone else out. It's tough when you storm out of your own place. You know, you got to come back.

38:42 New Found Glory You have a karaoke machine?

38:44 Adam Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

38:45 New Found Glory Where do you buy one of those things? It's like a nice...

38:47 Adam I got the good stuff.

38:49 New Found Glory Like they have in Japan. Yeah.

38:51 Adam Yeah. I got the good stuff. Let me tell you about my ability to sing karaoke. I used to belt it out over at Kimmel's House. His daughter came downstairs crying one night after particularly moving. Rendition of Hell is for Children by Pat Benatar actually came down the stairs just crying.

39:08 What's going on?

39:10 Drew Anderson, Anderson, don't we have some old tape of Adam doing in karaoke?

39:14 Adam No, we don't.

39:16 Drew I know you've got that in the archives.

39:17 Adam I'll tell you, Drew, when I get in to start the karate kicking and the punching into space and running and the sweat starts pouring off my head, it's powerful.

39:25 Caller We like to bust out some Billy Joel sometimes, Piano Man, Linda Carlisle.

39:29 New Found Glory We actually had a funny karaoke experience on us and that band, Good Charlotte did a co-headlining tour.

39:34 Drew Oh, sure.

39:35 New Found Glory A civic tour. Whatever, that's how I talk, I'm sorry. And yeah, we did this co-headlining tour. The tour started in North Dakota. North Dakota. Wow. And all of both bands went to this Wings place. It was like a Wednesday night and it was the happening, you know, bar, Wings, karaoke, and Jordan and all these guys did. Karaoke is pretty entertaining. It was a good time.

40:00 Caller We did like Living on a Prayer.

40:02 Adam Oh yeah, that's a powerful one.

40:03 Caller That one gets the crowd going.

40:05 Adam We got to take a break, but we're going to bleed this one into the break room because I got suggestions. New Found Glory here tonight. Oh yeah, well, the theme from Taboo 2, sure. We'll take ourselves a quick break, ETs kid, and we'll be right back after this. 1-800-LOVE-191 Let me just say a couple of things. First off, we share a radio station with a classic rock station, which is across the hall.

41:11 Drew We share a building, yeah.

41:12 Adam We share a building, and we have to listen to the classic rock as we walk to the bathroom every night. Usually, we get a lot of Bob Seeger, and then I come in angry, by the way, because if I hear a ZZ Top, she's got legs, again, I'm gonna put a bullet in my mouth, and if I gotta hear the witchy woman, by the Eagles, or Dirty Laundry by Don Henley, I'm gonna fall on a goddamn sword, that stuff sucks so badly. It's just usually just an endless hallway of crappy overplayed 70s garbage. Not that there's not good music from that era, it's just you won't hear it in that hallway on the way to the bathroom. Now, I think Jordan brought up ELP, Emerson, Lake and Palmer, big 70s band that most of you have never heard of. And to be fair to Emerson, Lake and Palmer, our audience hasn't heard of anything. So if anyone from E&L, if Emerson, Lake or Palmer is listening to the show, please understand that our audience is basically comprised of like just degenerates and retards and the unemployable. They're like God smack. They haven't heard of anything ever.

42:23 Drew But we've never really discussed that.

42:25 Adam We have never brought up ELP on the air.

42:28 Drew Certainly not the song that Adam has sung to.

42:30 Adam I never brought up my carnival number nine in the butchery of it with the karaoke process. We just walked down the hall and what was playing over the speakers from 93.1.

42:43 Drew That's what was being broadcast on the station was that song.

42:45 Adam Emerson, Lincoln Palmer, carnival number nine. We've never heard it played in that hall. Now, and believe me, we would take note if we heard a good song.

42:56 Caller I just did that. I just did buy the Yes Box set.

42:59 Adam Oh yeah. Smart.

43:00 Caller It's good stuff. Hours and hours and hours and hours of listening.

43:04 Adam Let me explain to everybody.

43:06 Caller The Ten Minute Songs.

43:07 Adam I know everyone's, you know, the whole idea is anything old is bad and everything new is cool. And then eventually whatever's new now will become old and then therefore won't become cool. Won't be cool. Things can be good. Going back hundreds of years, they're good paintings, they're good, there's good pieces of music, there's good ideas. Things, you should not throw out the New Found Glory CD nine years from now. You just should. It just because it's what grandpa listened to doesn't mean grandpa was a retard. There's stuff, like I said, don't listen to Witchy Woman and don't listen to Maneater by Hall and Oates. But then there's some stuff by Yes and Led Zeppelin. Feel free to listen to it.

43:54 Caller I just saw speaking to Hall and Oates, Maneater, man, I just saw that. What was that? What song is it with the video where they're in the big giant drum set? Oh, stepping on the bass drum pedal.

44:06 Adam Oh, oh, kiss is on my list or I don't know.

44:10 Caller I thought the video was amazing.

44:12 New Found Glory Old videos are great, too.

44:14 Adam Well, yeah. New found glory in here tonight. So no one else is freaked out by this is Drew and myself. But we just heard a song that has never come up on this show. A show by band has never come up on this show, played out in the hall, which we've never heard played in this building before.

44:30 New Found Glory We were meant to be here tonight.

44:31 Adam It was right during the part about the seven virgins and the mule, too. Yes. All right. Very freaky. Great magnet, Drew. It worked. I got to believe that's a message for us to start playing some more ELP on this show. I got to believe. Yeah, of course. I got to believe. All right. We're going to play Lucky Man in the 11 o'clock hour. All right, Drew, where are we? Who are we talking to? What's going on? You're frazzled, Drew. You're questioning your faith now, aren't you?

44:57 Drew My faith has been buttressed by this.

45:00 Adam That means anal, right?

45:01 Drew It's oftentimes.

45:04 Yeah, I'm here.

45:05 Adam You're 22?

45:06 Caller Yep.

45:07 Adam What's up?

45:08 Caller Well, I'm a heroin addict. Me and my girl are both junkies. I've been in the country for about three years. And we started using about two years ago. We have amazing sex. It's just freaking amazing. Well, it always has been. And it was suddenly about nine months ago. She just got uninterested drastically, suddenly. And she got locked up. I found out she was cheating on me through that time, you know, when she was kind of not paying attention to me. She got locked up in rehab for about seven months. And she got out again.

45:42 Drew Locked up in rehab?

45:44 Caller Well, she did something stupid. She stole a bunch of jewelry from her parents, got off on a treatment loop conviction. And she ended up, when she got out seven months later, we got back together, started using again, getting high, and everything's been going great.

46:02 Adam Suddenly, we're right back on track. Yeah, your kid's got a plan. You guys are a rocket ship, straight to the top.

46:09 Drew You know, Mike, the probability of you living to 40 is about zero.

46:12 Caller Oh, I know. We got vegetations from IV drug usage, chances of overdose from, I know all about it. Actually, I was studying to be a substance abuse counselor. I know a lot more.

46:24 Drew Yeah, but you're-

46:24 Adam It's part of his research.

46:25 Drew You're, but your denial is so profound.

46:28 Adam It's so profound. Well, listen, what do you want to do? Would you like to quit?

46:32 Drew No, no, he wants to go find a sex-

46:34 Adam All right, well, hang on a second, Mike. We gotta take a break.

46:38 Drew Okay.

46:38 Adam All right, I'm going to, just sit tight for a minute. I gotta go back down that hall because we gotta get back on track here. We gotta hear some, really a crappy Eagle song. Otherwise, things aren't gonna be right.

46:50 Drew You're right.

46:50 Adam Yeah, oh, maybe a little Mony Mony from Billy Idol. How about that turd? We gotta hear that one again, everybody. Oh yeah, it's been too long. Yeah, why don't you guys remake that one again, huh? For the third time? New Found Glory here. I'm gonna see what's playing in that hall. Better be some ELP. We'll be back after this.

47:11 One, two, three.

47:15 Drew Love Line will be right back.

47:16 Caller So get your problems ready.

47:44 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. Jordan and Chad here tonight from New Found Glory Catalyst.

47:52 New Found Glory Hello.

47:53 Adam Name of the CD. And at the risk of sounding like even more ass-kissing is going on toward the New Found Glory CD. Catalyst, good name.

48:02 New Found Glory Thank you very much.

48:04 Adam Yeah.

48:05 Caller Just kind of talking about everything that's going on in the music in our kind of genre. Genre.

48:11 Adam Yeah. Look up Catalyst, Drew. To me, it means starter. It's like the thing that inactivates things.

48:18 Drew But it lowers the threshold for it to occur. So it increases the probability of something occurring.

48:23 Adam The catalyst.

48:23 Drew The catalyst is an enzyme. And literally, it's an enzyme that lowers the energy necessary to make a chemical reaction.

48:28 Adam But then you have like a two-part polymer, you have the catalyst and the resin. The resin sits around and then you add a few drops of the catalyst to it and pow, it's activated. There you go. That's a fire start of that catalyst. That's what the short white guy hustles on the basketball team is. He's a catalyst. He don't put the ball in the hoop, but he gets the fast break going.

48:52 Drew In the biological system, I think of it as bringing things together to make the reaction occur.

48:56 Caller But with everything, with the name, with the cover art, it's all about what's going on right now.

49:00 Adam Yeah. Well, it looks great.

49:02 New Found Glory Look at that.

49:03 Adam See that big painting. It's really amazing, amazing art.

49:07 New Found Glory All right.

49:07 Adam Let's Chris, look up catalysts.

49:11 New Found Glory Something that ignites change.

49:13 Adam Something to do. All right, buddy.

49:17 New Found Glory Right. A three-page essay.

49:18 Adam Yeah. We'll...

49:21 New Found Glory Place of origin.

49:22 Adam We'll get back to Mike. Mike?

49:24 Drew Mike the junkie with the girlfriend who doesn't want to have sex because she was cheating.

49:28 Caller Right.

49:29 New Found Glory That's why she didn't want to have sex because she was cheating, right?

49:32 Caller Well, that's what I'm thinking might be going on right now. I know that heroin sometimes causes sexual side effects, but we've always had wonderful sex life. That's what I'm saying. And I've never, and it just suddenly was so drastic about a week ago. And just like tonight, you know, she had a friend come in from out of town. She hasn't seen in a year. So she's out having dinner and seeing a movie with him and yada, yada, yada. And you know, she's always swearing up and down that nothing's going on, but she's always doing it.

50:00 Drew How long has she been out of treatment?

50:02 Caller Two, about three months, about three months.

50:05 Drew She's not going to meetings or anything anymore, nothing like that, right? She's not going to meetings anymore and not talking to her sponsor.

50:11 Caller No, no, nothing like that.

50:13 New Found Glory Is she on heroin again too?

50:14 Drew Yeah, yeah.

50:15 Caller Yeah, she got back on about a week ago.

50:16 Drew Is she using anything else? Is she using anything else?

50:19 Caller Well, she doesn't do anything else. She's on probation, so she can't smoke pot, which I think is a loaded dung.

50:25 Drew So she can shoot heroin, but she can't smoke pot?

50:27 Caller Yeah.

50:27 Drew So she can shoot heroin, but she can't smoke pot?

50:29 Adam Otherwise, if she's high enough, she can probably enjoy a New York Minute, Drew's new movie with the Olsen twins.

50:34 Drew You're a dung.

50:35 Adam She'd really have to be pretty shot up.

50:37 Drew How would you know when you haven't seen it?

50:39 Adam I read the reviews, Drew. I actually have had people read, had my assistant read me the reviews. Not read them to you?

50:44 Drew Not read them for you.

50:45 Adam Not fair, Drew. Left this reviewer cold. I'm gonna see this movie, Drew.

50:49 Drew Yeah, sure.

50:50 Adam As soon as it comes out on my eyeballs, so it actually starts showing in my head. All right, now I'm gonna see the movie.

51:00 Drew No, no, yeah, sure. No, I'm sure.

51:02 Adam I'm big sport.

51:03 Drew I got it. Read the book, too.

51:04 Adam All right, oh, hold on, hold on a second, Chris. So Mike.

51:08 Caller Yeah.

51:08 Adam Yeah, you don't wanna quit heroin, though, right?

51:10 Drew No, no, no.

51:11 Caller Oh, no, not really, no.

51:14 Adam Okay, all right, well, here's the whole thing. I don't wanna sound like Pops Carolla here, but all bets are off while you guys are continuously getting high. I mean, the libido, the sex, the cheating, the whole thing.

51:28 Drew Yeah, his thing is why this week? Well, we know that she's cheated in the past. We know that she's chaotic. She's probably a trauma survivor. She may fluctuate between being hypersexual and then completely shut down to sex. She may be cheating again. She may be having a medical problem. Maybe she's now got hepatitis. Maybe she's got hepatitis C. Maybe she's got an endocarditis.

51:46 Adam Doesn't a constant drug use eventually, doesn't everything sort of eventually break down into the libido and the sexual function?

51:53 Drew Absolutely.

51:54 Adam Steroids, whatever.

51:55 Drew Yeah, it usually isn't such an abrupt shutdown, as Mike is pointing out. That's why he wants to know the solution now. He doesn't, but the sort of chilling thing for me is that his girlfriend is just an object for him.

52:05 Adam Yeah, well.

52:06 Drew She needs to function better. She needs to.

52:09 Adam Yeah, and there's the thing too. I mean, all bets are off. You're shooting junk, right? I mean, it's just.

52:13 Drew Yeah.

52:14 Adam That's sad. Yeah, all right. So Mike, you're a young guy. You sound like a smart guy. As a matter of fact, being smart sometimes screws you up more because you get up in your head and you think you can handle things and you think you can sort of outwill things using your IQ.

52:28 Drew This thing is like, yeah, I know I get endocrinitis. I can get hepatitis. I can die. Hey, how's he gonna be a counselor? So anyway, what are you gonna do?

52:34 Adam Right.

52:35 Drew That's just denial.

52:35 Adam Somehow.

52:36 Drew It's blocking the experience of seeing yourself as you really are.

52:39 Adam And the people that really are affected by it are the stupid people. He's an intellectual. He's got it figured out. All right, well, good luck. Let's talk to Melissa. Oh, all right, so catalyst. Go ahead, Chris. You got it there, buddy?

52:55 Yeah, one that precipitates a process or event, especially without being involved in or changed by the consequences.

53:03 Adam And that's what you're gonna get if you get the New Found Glory CD, everybody. Do you hear that? Precipitating a process or an event. Read that again. And this time-

53:11 Drew What's number two?

53:12 Adam No, no, read that one again, Chris. And this time, do it like you're trying to move some product. You know what I mean? Really kick it in now. Sell it big. New Found Glory CDs coming out called Catalyst and I'll tell you why.

53:25 Okay, one that precipitates a process or event, especially without being involved in or changed by the consequences.

53:34 Adam Yeah, I'll tell you what.

53:37 Caller I want to buy 10 copies now.

53:39 Adam Man, I'm like, I'm feeling rocked. Are you feeling rocked, Drew? Yes. And half a decibel louder, Chris, that does not constitute bringing something home. Do you know what I'm saying? You want to get behind the mic, buddy. You got to really learn to punch it up a little bit. You know what I'm saying?

53:59 Drew Hey, don't hassle my friend. I'm in with his brother, the Starbucks manager.

54:02 Adam Yeah, as long as your brother's giving Drew 30 cents worth of free Java once every six months.

54:10 Drew That's what I'm talking about.

54:12 Adam Drew, who likes free crap more than you? Nobody. Nobody.

54:16 New Found Glory Our bass player, Ian.

54:17 Adam Really?

54:18 Caller I love free crap.

54:20 New Found Glory We were at a signing today and every signing, every signing we do at a store, our label will be like, all right, you can pick out four items to take from tower. I took like six. Ian's four items are like the Sopranos box set.

54:34 Drew Yeah.

54:35 Caller I got the Battlestar Galactica box set tonight.

54:38 Adam That's gonna be worth something like that.

54:40 New Found Glory Ian picked like this.

54:41 Drew Shameless.

54:41 New Found Glory The $70 Schindler's List special package.

54:45 Adam Oh, it's going right for the box.

54:47 New Found Glory Yeah, he grabs four items, four items. Not four DVDs, four like box sets of 10 DVDs.

54:53 Adam Yeah, that box stuff, it's like a brick of heroin. Like, it's expensive stuff. I'm literally a millionaire. I don't even go there now. Wow, that's smart though. Gotta appreciate that.

55:05 New Found Glory He said four items. He's like, dude, four items, bro.

55:08 Adam Melissa?

55:09 Caller Hello?

55:10 Adam What's happening?

55:11 Caller First of all, I wanna say, Adam, you are my god. I think you're the sexiest, most smartest man ever. I think you're so sexy.

55:19 Adam Yeah.

55:20 Drew Anderson?

55:21 Caller Every time I'm on the show, there's one girl that calls and says that.

55:27 Adam Cause it probably only happens twice a year.

55:30 Caller I mean, it's every time I'm in.

55:31 Drew It's more of the great magnet again. So one of these guys, right?

55:33 Caller All right.

55:33 Adam Well, God bless you, Melissa.

55:36 Caller And Drew, I just wanna say, I read your book, Cracked, and I thought it was awesome. You did a really good job.

55:40 Drew Thank you, Melissa.

55:42 Caller My question is, like, every guy that I've ever liked or all the guys I've ever gone out with have been a-holes to me. And I wanna know why. Is there, like, I was molested when I was little.

55:54 Drew You were?

55:55 Caller Yeah, a lot of stuff has happened since then. Was that it?

56:00 Drew Trauma, things that are traumatizing and shattering in childhood become a source of attraction in adolescence. That became, you're like drawn to it.

56:08 Caller Yeah, but see, I'm in therapy now and it's not helping at all. It just seemed to be getting worse.

56:14 Drew It will, it'll take about six to eight years and it will help.

56:17 Adam Yeah.

56:18 Drew It takes a long time.

56:18 Adam Being in your early 40s, just past menopause.

56:21 Drew No, it takes a long time and during that time the therapist will help you make some better choices and see, you'll see what you feel like with that.

56:27 Caller And I have one more question.

56:28 Adam Wait a second, who molested you?

56:31 Caller The one of my friends, he was a lot older than I was.

56:34 Drew How old was he?

56:35 Caller He was 12 or 13 and I was like six.

56:39 Adam All right, that's bad, but you can overcome that. You stick with therapy.

56:44 Drew What was your other question?

56:46 Caller I've been having a lot of panic attacks lately, like short breath. And all I can think about is just when I was little and just a lot of stuff has happened and I can't seem to get out of that frame of mind for like an hour.

57:00 Adam All right, what should you do, Drew?

57:04 Drew Well, are you seeing a psychiatrist in addition to a therapist?

57:07 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

57:08 Drew What are they treating you with?

57:10 Caller Prozac and Wilbutrin.

57:12 Drew Okay, you may talk, be sure to talk about the panic because both of those medicines can make you sort of prone to panic. So maybe I'm gonna switch ahead.

57:21 Adam Maybe we should hear a little something from a New Found Glory.

57:24 Drew That's a great idea.

57:26 Adam This, again, the CD is called the Catalyst, Chris.

57:30 Drew No, it's a member of Second Palmer.

57:32 Adam Really, really sell the definition of catalyst for those who have not been rocked by it yet. What's gone? You don't remember? No more.

57:41 Caller Precipitation. Precipitation. Wind, water, without changing its character.

57:47 Adam All right. Yeah. And let me tell you how that translates into just never-ending guitar riffs and just beating the crap out of them skins and belting vocals. We're going to hear it. That's what we're going to do.

58:02 New Found Glory Here's a riff for you, Adam.

58:03 Adam Yes. Oh, we're going to hear it? You know the song we're playing?

58:07 New Found Glory Doubtful.

58:08 Adam That's right. With two L's. Here it is. Yeah, another good ending. New Found Glory, everybody. Catalyst, name of the CD, out today. Sounds great.

1:01:55 Drew Thank you.

1:01:56 Adam Yeah, very sharp, very clean.

1:01:58 New Found Glory Nelly Furtado's gonna be on, you're gonna be like, you know, that New Found Glory band.

1:02:02 Caller That sucked, man.

1:02:04 New Found Glory What happened in them?

1:02:06 Drew Here's what they said about you.

1:02:07 Adam Yeah, they said they liked your commercial stuff, but didn't appreciate your artistic side. I was checking out, and I was really into that.

1:02:14 New Found Glory I like the artistic stuff, man.

1:02:16 Adam I know, I know, but that's not what I'm gonna tell her. That's fine. Yeah, she's cute too, you know, she's little, she's nice. Mm-hmm, she's Canadian, I think, isn't she?

1:02:26 New Found Glory Canuck?

1:02:27 Adam She's something, she's got something going in her too, but it works. Well, I mean, she's got crazy nationality going, but it's just not too much, you know what I mean? That's the key, just a dash. It's like, that's how nationalities work best, just a little dash, a little sprinkle. You know, it's like when they come by with the pepper grinder, you know?

1:02:46 Drew Not too much.

1:02:46 Adam You get the salad, okay, that's good. When? That's what we need to do with some nationalities. When? That's enough, that's good. We should all mix up and then just be like, when, be with the pepper and the when, and everyone will be fine.

1:03:00 Drew When did we start saying when? Because people come by and say, say when. They don't mean say when, they mean say when to stop.

1:03:06 Adam Right, I know, some jackass got this started 200 years ago.

1:03:10 Drew No, it was the 60s. I swear to God, that's when it started.

1:03:12 Adam Yeah, I always feel bad too. Well, here's the thing, the pepper, I don't like it when they hold the pepper grinder and they don't, they used to just turn it up, up and down. It was just straight up and down. It was like a tower. Now there's this slick move. Maybe it started when Don Johnson started holding his gun sideways instead of up and down. They do this move where they're holding the pepper grinder now and the part where the pepper comes out is a little bit higher than the head part that they're turning. And I'm thinking, I don't like this. I want to do, I like it turned over. But I always want a little more cheese and I'm always scared to say anything. Like they go, you want to eat the cheese. You want the cheese and they go, yeah, okay. And they sprinkle, they sprinkle a little on and then they go, there you go. And I'm always thinking, I want to grab the rest and like dip it one more time and go.

1:03:57 Caller Just like to eat the cheese.

1:03:59 Adam You know what my plan is? My plan is to open a restaurant where we double cheese you. Where we come back. So you order your pasta dish. Don't make the face, just open the mind, open the heart, open the ears, close the eyes, close the eyes.

1:04:15 New Found Glory It's kind of like the self butter thing.

1:04:18 Adam They come by, they put the cheese, put the cheese on. Yeah, except for you get the second round, which is put the cheese on. You eat all your rigatoni with the cheese on it. You get down to that bottom level now.

1:04:31 Drew Need some more.

1:04:32 Adam You need some more. That's where we come back. When we hit you again with the cheese.

1:04:36 Drew It's called, what's it gonna be called, Adam Cuts the Cheese?

1:04:38 Adam It's called, it's called the, more cheese please. More cheese please. But here, we don't stop it there. You order like the fudge cake for dessert, pow, we come by and hit you with the cheese. And we just come in, we keep coming with the cheese. Like even part where you open your mouth. Yeah, you actually, with each noodle you put in your mouth, we just stay in there and spoon that grated Parmesan. You'd go back, wouldn't you? You do want the cheese though, after you've taken six or eight bites out of the pasta, you want the more, you want the cheese, right? Yeah. Okay, let's say that. Maybe they should leave it there.

1:05:12 Caller I want to open it in and out in Florida.

1:05:14 Adam Oh, do they not? They only have them out here in California.

1:05:16 Caller Only California, and there's one in Vegas, and I think there's one in Arizona.

1:05:19 Drew I think the White Castle guys would have you killed.

1:05:21 Adam Well, are they out in Florida?

1:05:23 Caller Yeah.

1:05:24 Adam Let me tell you, I'd like to start, I'd like to just load up a van. Here's what we would do. We drive through an In-N-Out, and we order like 1,700 double-doubles. And we put them in a heated van. We just get some, we just get some Speed Freak just to drive a van with the heater on as fast as he can to Florida. It's like smoking the bandit. Then he just opens the van in the parking lot of the concert, and it's like 11 bucks a burger. You know, we pay the guy 50 bucks, and he gets to keep one of the burgers, and we really turn a profit.

1:05:56 Caller Yeah.

1:05:58 Caller If there's an In-N-Out in Florida, in Coral Springs, I bet, too, where we're from.

1:06:02 Adam It would work.

1:06:02 Caller It would be huge.

1:06:03 Caller It would be.

1:06:04 Adam Best burger.

1:06:04 New Found Glory It's huge out here. Why wouldn't it be big everywhere else?

1:06:07 Adam I have no idea how stuff works, where the places that have, they've had one stand, you know, like Pink's Hot Dogs or something. There's been one stand for 45 years. Anytime you go there, there's a line of stoners. As far as the eye can see, Logic would just say, please just open another one down the street. And people are sure like, well, it wouldn't be the same. Well, here's how you make it the same. Just put the same goddamn stuff in there. And believe me, people will go there and it'll be cool.

1:06:32 Caller What about that one place in Florida, Chee Burger, Chee Burger?

1:06:34 New Found Glory Chee Burger, Chee Burger, yeah.

1:06:35 Caller And they have the...

1:06:35 New Found Glory That's kind of like the same thing as...

1:06:36 Caller Well, they have that, what is it, the five pound hamburger. And if you eat it all, you get a picture on the wall or something.

1:06:42 Adam I like the ones where they try to kill you. Can we give you like a... Only in Florida. Blockage right there. Eat the biggest. And who's who? No one's happy. The guy's trying to choke the burger down. The management gives away the burger. You get the picture.

1:06:55 New Found Glory Yeah, it's not a great experience.

1:06:57 Adam Christina? You're 19? What's happening?

1:07:02 Caller Okay, every time a guy goes down on me, I always feel like I have to pee. Like it feels really, really good, but like I'm scared I'm gonna pee on him. Is that weird?

1:07:12 Caller Some guys like that stuff.

1:07:13 Drew You might. Have you had an orgasm when a guy was down there?

1:07:16 Caller No, never, cause I can't let myself get to that point because I'm scared I'm gonna pee on him.

1:07:20 Drew Why don't you talk to the guy about it? He'll be all right. As long as he gets a little bit of warning.

1:07:24 New Found Glory Tell him to bring like a two liter jug.

1:07:27 Drew Cause some women do ejaculate and some do pee. It's just, that's what happens.

1:07:32 Caller Isn't that like strange when he's down there? I can't like bring myself to it.

1:07:36 Drew Like I would have to take it off. If he reassures you that he'll be all right, you know, that just, you know, relax.

1:07:42 Adam I like that.

1:07:43 Caller Which right now I can't even say the word pee without him getting grossed out. He's like one of those, like, you can't say anything like that.

1:07:50 Adam Well, wait a minute. The common thing is for pee to be a, well, not common. Not that common.

1:07:54 Drew Happens.

1:07:56 Adam Well, hold on a second. If I do anything like it. Hold on, Christine, quiet down. The guy's going down on you. How squeamish can he be? All right, go ahead and broach it with him. Tell him it feels real good, it feels so good. It's like you're being tickled or something, you know, and wet your pants. You know what I appreciate when I'm going down on a lady who's gonna whiz a little heads up, if you ever watched the war movies, where the guy's in the machine gun nest and one guy's working the machine gun, the other guy's feeding a cartridge or the banana clip in there. When he gets it locked and loaded, he does it on the top of the head, you know. Do that move. That means it's time to start firing behind. They do it with the bazooka. Guy loads it in the back, pat on the head, trying to fire. I need that, I need that. Yer's coming.

1:08:41 Drew Here it goes.

1:08:41 Adam That's time, time to pull out.

1:08:43 Drew Locked and loaded, here we go.

1:08:44 Adam Yeah, that's right, that's right. Someone could get hurt. Yeah, that tap on the head, the bazooka guy gets, he's down on his knee, you know.

1:08:52 Drew But what's your move?

1:08:54 New Found Glory You just like the sound of the tap. I like the sound of the tap.

1:08:58 Adam I do, bazooka guys, load it, come on Drew. I do, I do the shoulder roll. I do the slow motion shoulder roll. And the dive, no, and the big explosion behind me.

1:09:12 Drew No, do that move. The piece sends you.

1:09:16 Adam Yeah, and freakishly off a pier that's exploding. The explosion when I'm going in the water. Yeah, New Found Glory here tonight. Yeah, see it doesn't work, right? There we go. We're going to take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.

1:09:42 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:09:44 Caller Loveline will be right back.

1:09:45 Adam Hey Adam.

1:09:46 Drew You know how guys have trouble with confidence and going out and dating and meeting girls? We have a solution. Axe deodorant body spray.

1:10:00 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Chad and Jordan here tonight from New Found Glory. He's Catalyst, name of the CD. Drew, explain why Catalyst is gonna rock your world.

1:10:17 Drew Because it's gonna take you and convert you.

1:10:21 Adam That's right. Convert, yes. That's right. If you're an enzyme or a protein, just an enzyme.

1:10:27 Drew You just gotta be a chemical.

1:10:28 Adam You gotta be a chemical.

1:10:29 Drew You gotta be converted to something.

1:10:30 Adam It's gonna turn you into something else. Yeah, yeah. Emily? You're 22?

1:10:38 Caller No, I'm 15.

1:10:39 Drew Oh, really?

1:10:41 Caller Yeah, I called you guys probably about three weeks ago. I was a cutter and I was addicted to Vicodin and Percocet. And I was looking for advice on if you guys thought AA would help me. And I've been doing so great now thanks to what you guys have told me and Dr. Drew. I think that maybe you guys don't think that everything you say really touches some people, but you guys really helped me.

1:11:04 Drew Oh, that's great. Well, thanks.

1:11:07 Caller You know, and I have 33 days clean today, you know.

1:11:09 Drew Wow, that is a big deal. Congratulations. That is huge. You got a sponsor right now?

1:11:16 Caller I'm in the process, but my dad's trying to change my home group because he wants to run errands while I'm in my meetings.

1:11:22 New Found Glory Okay.

1:11:23 Adam Your home group? How does that work?

1:11:25 Drew That's her main meeting.

1:11:27 Adam Oh, that's like your home base?

1:11:29 Drew Yeah. You get yourself a sponsor, even if it's just a temporary one, just get one and get going on those steps, okay?

1:11:34 Adam Okay.

1:11:35 Caller All right, have a good one.

1:11:36 Adam All right, good luck. All right, see? Touching people's lives, Drew.

1:11:41 Drew Yeah, see?

1:11:41 Adam That's what we're doing.

1:11:42 Drew I told you.

1:11:43 Adam I keep telling you, this is more than a paycheck.

1:11:45 New Found Glory You guys are like catalysts.

1:11:47 Drew Yeah. Oh my God.

1:11:48 Adam We converted.

1:11:49 Drew That is so heavy.

1:11:50 Adam We initiated change. And Emily. Oh, by the way, New Found Glory can be found on Jimmy Kimmel Live tomorrow night. Or so it says here. I saw that and I forgot to mention it. But if you watch it, we should be watching Jimmy Kimmel Live anyway. And.

1:12:06 Caller Does he still get his banned shots of liquor before they go on? On TV.

1:12:12 Adam There's no more boozing on camera on the show, but you guys, you know, feel free.

1:12:17 Caller Snoop Dogg was there last time we were there.

1:12:20 New Found Glory Yeah, I think you were there too.

1:12:21 Adam He may smoke some pot sometimes, Snoop Dogg does.

1:12:24 Caller No, I think he quit.

1:12:26 Drew He had a spiritual leader with him and he said he'd stopped.

1:12:28 Adam Oh, the Reverend Bishop Don Magic One. Yeah. I'll tell you, he told me some, he spoke some very important words to me, the bishop did once, words I'll never forget. And I think it's changed me not only as a husband, but as a father and a man, which is a green is for the money and gold is for the honey.

1:12:50 New Found Glory That's a...

1:12:52 Drew Profound.

1:12:52 Adam Yeah, it's pretty, pretty powerful stuff. He tends to wear green and gold sequins suits, by the way.

1:12:59 New Found Glory Maybe they're just LeMay.

1:13:00 Drew And cars.

1:13:01 Adam A lot of nice cars.

1:13:02 Drew Green cars.

1:13:03 Adam Yeah, not too many guys, by the way, drive a Rolls and live in an apartment. Don Magic One, yeah, he can pull that off. Rolls, a caddy, and lives in a crappy one bedroom.

1:13:15 Drew And a diamond studded cane.

1:13:17 Adam Yeah, and a chalice, by the way.

1:13:19 New Found Glory Screw the home, get a cane.

1:13:21 Adam Right.

1:13:22 New Found Glory Diamond studded.

1:13:22 Adam Yeah, better, better, because let me tell you something. Where are the four of us right now? Well, I'll tell you where we're not. We're not at home, are we? No. So, if we had invested our money in a gold chalice, or perhaps a studded cane, or fedora, people would be able to enjoy it. But where's our houses? Well, our houses are at home. And where are we? Well, we're not there, are we? So, how are people gonna know what our scene is about? I can't bring my sofa and lamp with me. You see what I'm saying, Drew?

1:13:51 Drew We need to snoop up here. We haven't had up here in a long time.

1:13:53 Adam We gotta get snooped up. You see, he can explain this whole theory better than I.

1:13:56 Drew Yeah.

1:13:57 Adam Linda?

1:14:00 Drew Hello? Well, there she is.

1:14:01 Adam Hey, you're 17. What's up?

1:14:03 Caller Um, yeah. My parents have always been like, they argue a lot. And it's been getting more violent.

1:14:12 Adam Yes.

1:14:12 Drew Describe the kind of violence you see.

1:14:15 Caller Like my dad would do something stupid and then my mom would get extremely angry and she'll usually like pick up something, either she'll throw it, hit it against the wall or use it on my dad.

1:14:27 Drew So she actually strikes him with things.

1:14:29 Caller Yeah.

1:14:30 Drew You know, you should really report that.

1:14:33 Caller Well, yeah, we had, you know, a cop came by once.

1:14:36 Adam Cops came by? I know it's gonna stay on ferry.

1:14:38 Caller Yeah.

1:14:39 Adam Like I'm stereotyping, but Jewish family?

1:14:42 Caller No, I'm Asian.

1:14:44 Adam That's shocking. I do not, not Jews?

1:14:48 Caller No, I'm Buddhist.

1:14:51 Adam You're Buddhist? What's the nationality of your family?

1:14:56 Caller We're Vietnamese, Chinese.

1:14:57 Adam Chinese.

1:14:59 Drew What's the first, you said Chinese and what?

1:15:02 Caller Vietnamese.

1:15:04 Adam I recall the phone has to cut out for each, each time we want to hear an answer. Chinese and what?

1:15:13 Drew Vietnamese.

1:15:14 Adam Vietnamese, all right, all right, tough culture. And this can screw you up by the way.

1:15:20 Drew Being around violent parents.

1:15:22 Adam It's gotta be terrifying for a kid to see mom going off and dad going off on mom and picking up things.

1:15:29 Caller Even when my parents were like first married in Vietnam. Yeah, I think that too. Oh really? Yeah, like my older siblings saw everything and they're older now and they're all out of the house, but it still happens to me.

1:15:43 Drew Why do they stay married?

1:15:45 Adam That's great love.

1:15:47 Caller I don't know, cause they're never gonna change and I don't know.

1:15:51 Adam All right, well, here's the thing. You're 17, right? Are you a senior in high school?

1:15:57 Caller No, I will be next year.

1:15:59 Adam Okay, because you have to spend as much time out of that house, you know, so you don't get hit by a flying rolling pin or something like that as possible. Can you get involved with school? You know, get involved with the volleyball team, you know.

1:16:13 Drew Something like for curricular activities.

1:16:15 Caller I try my best to, you know, to join up many things.

1:16:17 Drew Great, go to college far away. Don't go to UC Santa Cruz or Monterey and go to college somewhere a decent distance and realize that this is going to affect how you think about men, the kinds of people you're attracted to, what your choices are, how you act in a relationship. You're going to tend to go off a little bit and you have to really watch it.

1:16:37 Caller Yeah, I see myself doing it now.

1:16:39 Drew You what?

1:16:40 Caller I see myself like getting angry quickly.

1:16:42 Drew Yeah, you've got to contain that. You've got to figure out a way to act as if you haven't been influenced by it. If you can't, it has to be treated.

1:16:50 Adam How do you do that though? It's hard when it gets ingrained in you, you react a certain way.

1:16:54 Drew It's hard, it's in the wiring at a certain point.

1:16:56 Adam Yeah, I mean, how do you strip that wiring?

1:16:59 Drew Your behavior, you can try to train yourself, but if you can't, then you've got to go with that.

1:17:05 Adam Yeah, you end up killing a guy with an ashtray. Your ashtrays are weapons, there are those big glass ones especially. A little Vietnamese straw, one of those 170, 180 miles an hour, you're gonna take your head clean off.

1:17:18 Drew Wasn't there a James Bond?

1:17:20 Adam There's a-

1:17:21 Caller On top of the old helmet there.

1:17:23 Adam Yeah, odd job. I think it was the Japanese or Chinese guy used to throw the Derby, take your head off.

1:17:30 New Found Glory Odd job.

1:17:31 Adam Yeah. Yeah, he grew up around a family that fought a lot and threw hats at each other.

1:17:37 New Found Glory And he perfected a way to make it-

1:17:39 Caller What was that Kung Fu movie where the guy had a thing that goes over the guy's head and he pulls off the guy's head?

1:17:44 New Found Glory I don't know.

1:17:45 Adam I don't remember. You may have been high.

1:17:47 New Found Glory No.

1:17:47 Adam Yeah. Now, here's the thing. You can throw a Yamaha or a Fez and not cause a lot of damage, but you start throwing those derbies, especially, you know, you spin them. And by the way, you know, we're talking about a famous James Bond movie, but whoever read the script must have taken a pause at that point when huge Chinese man, odd job, he's the muscle of Goldfinger, uses his derby like a guillotine, like, Herb, you want to come in here and take a look? I think we have typo here. No, no, he uses the hand as a weapon. What's he do? Is he like suffocate people with? No, no, he throws it at him, cut their head off. Throws the hat. Is it like a metal hand with a blunt? No, no, regular derby.

1:18:34 Drew Snaps it.

1:18:34 Adam Herb, and that just felt with some cardboard. No, he really got a lot of wrist action. Just go with me on this one.

1:18:41 Drew Show an example. Give it a statue.

1:18:44 Adam I think Charlie Chaplin or Stan Laurel, when I think derby. What about one of them ninja throwing stars? No, we're going with derby. I don't know if the studio is going to buy that, by the way. No, you'll see it. We'll test. It tests great. Takes the head of a statue off. It's great. I don't know, as a kid, it was scary, too, seeing the derby flying. But the blades never came out on it or anything. It just took his hat off and threw it at somebody. It shows that anything can be a weapon.

1:19:16 Drew I think that was the implication. Who knows what else this guy's got up his sleeve.

1:19:19 Adam Yeah, if he can kill you with headwear, imagine. Imagine what he could do with a knife. Or a scarf. If he had a kerchief, he'd take out a whole regiment. Jake?

1:19:37 Drew Speaking of scarves, Tony Randall died today.

1:19:39 Adam Oh, yes, Tony Randall. Tony Randall won the last of the scarf wears from the odd couple, of course, and many, many other. A rich history. But Tony Randall's a guy. He died at 84. Everyone just sort of thought he was gay, but I think that's just because of his character. Maybe the scarves weren't helping.

1:20:01 Drew They weren't even scarves.

1:20:01 Adam Ascotts had left behind like a five-year-old.

1:20:06 Drew Seven-year-old.

1:20:06 Adam And a seven-year-old.

1:20:07 Drew Yeah, I'm angry about that.

1:20:09 Adam You don't like that. You think that's selfish.

1:20:11 Drew Yeah. When he was at 77 having the kids, I thought, oh, yeah, come on. I remember saying.

1:20:16 Adam One of them is five.

1:20:18 Drew That is so wrong. That is so horribly, horribly unthoughtful of the kid.

1:20:24 Adam By 79, you should have the quiet dignity to pull out. Is that what you're saying?

1:20:28 Caller Yes.

1:20:28 Adam You know what it's like, though, for the woman to see a 79 year old man, you know, no, I don't.

1:20:36 Drew Thank you.

1:20:36 You know what it's like?

1:20:37 Caller Tell us, man.

1:20:39 What's this like?

1:20:41 Adam Well, what I mean is it's not pretty. You want them to stay in. Plus, they don't get a whole lot. Just like a drop.

1:20:46 Drew The Trojan Company is going to have a special senior branch. I'm going to talk to them about that. But I remember thinking to myself, unfair to the kids. Come on. Yeah, that's what it's like. I said to myself, dude, how long do you think you're going to live? 90? You're going to be a father with a 14 year old?

1:21:05 Adam It's not fair. Not fair to the kid for a seven year old.

1:21:07 Drew Right.

1:21:07 Adam It's horribly selfish. Here's something to me. Tony's like, I'm going. I'm close. I'm close.

1:21:12 Drew Yeah, and then this.

1:21:18 Adam Yeah, it's the same. Just hitting the pavement. All right. Good thing. Let me ask you this, Drew. I know we look at it as like a novelty to have this old, I mean, to the kids, is it just dad dying, or is it this old guy?

1:21:38 Drew It's just dad and.

1:21:40 Adam I'm an old guy.

1:21:41 New Found Glory But are they prepared for it?

1:21:43 Adam You know what I mean? Like, can they do the math? No, not a seven year old. You know what I mean?

1:21:47 Drew No way. If they were 12 to 14, I could see them sort of getting ready. But not seven, five. No way. No way. That's devastating. Devastation.

1:21:56 Adam Is it? Devastation.

1:21:59 Drew All right. Is one of them a girl? You know what that's going to be.

1:22:02 Adam I don't know. Eating disorder. And what is, how old is the mom?

1:22:07 Drew She's young.

1:22:09 Adam Young?

1:22:09 Caller Young?

1:22:09 Adam Like 20s?

1:22:10 Drew 30s, I think. Yeah.

1:22:12 Adam All right. Well, not gay.

1:22:14 New Found Glory Were they, were the two kids their first kids?

1:22:17 Drew His first kids.

1:22:18 New Found Glory His first kids?

1:22:18 Drew Imagine hers too.

1:22:19 Adam Imagine that. Imagine that, by the way, starting the family in the later 70s. Not 60s.

1:22:26 Drew This is a Hollywood thing. It's like, hey, you're not going to live forever. You're not. I know you feel like you're going to. You're not.

1:22:31 Adam Yeah, but maybe this is in his narcissistic mind, this is a way to live forever. Like I'm going to die. I got to get out some kids before I hit the dirt.

1:22:40 Drew There is that. Yes, with no thought of what it means to the kids. And by the way, I'm not going to die anyway, so I'll be around forever.

1:22:46 New Found Glory What if his wife wanted that, though, you know, like, you're going to die, I need kids.

1:22:51 Adam Yeah, what about it?

1:22:51 Drew I mean, they got married to kids right away.

1:22:53 New Found Glory Oh, really?

1:22:55 Adam Well, so you're glad. You're happy. Who's happy?

1:22:58 Drew Not at all.

1:22:59 Adam Yeah, who's next? Who do you want to die next? Is that anyone over 70? Tony Randall, great entertainer, dad, Drew can be happier. Hearts go out to the kids. Should we take a break?

1:23:11 Drew Yes, please.

1:23:11 Adam New Found Glory in the studio tonight. We'll be right back after this.

1:23:16 Drew In the hole. Thank you for calling Loveline.

1:23:19 Caller Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

1:23:22 Caller Call 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:23:39 Adam Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Joining Chad here tonight from New Found Glory, Catalyst, Name of the CD. Drew angry at Tony Randall. Tell you one thing that's smart. Tony Randall from when an odd couple was on in the early 70s now, 30 years, about the same. It looks about the same.

1:24:08 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:24:09 Adam Then James, if you go, you can start sporting a look, like if you start wearing glasses or a kerchief around your neck or an ascot or something, if you go with one look, you could just ride it out.

1:24:21 Drew Better pick one you like.

1:24:22 Adam You gotta, it doesn't even have to, it just has to be sort of universal and kind of old, but just, you can just stick with it. Or a special hat or a blazer or something like that. Glasses will help, but you gotta stick with the same glasses. You know what I mean? Come like George Burns, oh, like a cigar or something or a cane or something like that.

1:24:41 Caller Correct me if I'm wrong, were the two guys from the odd couple, the two guys from Grumpy Old Men?

1:24:47 Drew The original, the movie, The Odd Couple.

1:24:48 Adam Yes. Yeah.

1:24:50 Drew It was Jack Lemmon and Walter Matha.

1:24:51 Adam Walter Matha.

1:24:52 New Found Glory But that's not who we're talking about.

1:24:53 Drew We're talking about Jack Clickman and Tony Rayl, the television version.

1:24:56 Adam Right, right. They did, yeah, it's like MASH, they changed the cast. Jake?

1:25:01 Caller Hey.

1:25:01 Caller Jake?

1:25:03 Adam Jake? You're 21?

1:25:06 Caller Yes.

1:25:07 Adam Yeah, by the way, this phone cutting out part, here's the second part where I sound like a tar. It's like, Jake, you're on the line. Hi, how are you doing?

1:25:15 Caller Jake?

1:25:18 Adam Yeah, hi.

1:25:19 Drew We don't hear anything. Just so you know, we hear it blank.

1:25:22 Adam That's right.

1:25:23 Drew And then suddenly the voice will start about four and a half. Yeah, I got you now.

1:25:27 Adam What's happening, Jake? Not your fault.

1:25:30 Caller I'm having an issue. When I have sex, I would pretty much go for a few minutes. And then after that, I pretty much go soft.

1:25:38 Drew Are you wearing a condom when that happens?

1:25:41 Caller I'm sorry?

1:25:41 Drew Are you wearing a condom when that happens? Yes. Always? Yes. So it's a condom issue for you.

1:25:48 Caller Well, and I even, like, I went to like a strip club the other day with a couple of buddies and everything. And, you know, did a couple of things, got a lap dance and everything. And even one time everything was going fine. And then a couple of minutes later, same thing happened. So even at that time, I wasn't having sex, but you know.

1:26:05 Drew Are you on any medication?

1:26:06 Caller No.

1:26:07 Adam So you get it going for a little bit and then it falls off.

1:26:10 Caller Right.

1:26:11 Adam And no orgasm.

1:26:13 Caller No, no orgasm.

1:26:14 Adam And do you have a girlfriend?

1:26:17 Drew No, not right now.

1:26:18 Adam You got to work it out. You got to get a girl. You got to work it out. Let me just say that's true.

1:26:24 Drew That's a, some people would say that's a castration anxiety and all kinds of things like that.

1:26:28 Adam Here's the thing. It's like a ball player can't use a new mitt every game. You got to get one mitt. You got to put some mink oil on it. You got to put the belt around it, put the ball in it, park dad's car on it, work it in. It's a little stiff, but by the middle of the season, it's really starting to feel right. And all of a sudden-

1:26:45 Drew You say you should run over his nuts.

1:26:46 Adam Run over his nuts? No, put a belt around it. Let his dad park the car on his nuts. No, you bounce- You can't coil your balls. You as a young man, if you bounce from one night stand to one night stand to one night stand, it's like you're using a new mitt every time you go out to play softball. You gotta get that one. You gotta break it in. You gotta get your stink on it. You gotta oil it up.

1:27:05 Drew Has he ever done that?

1:27:07 Adam Have you ever oiled up his mitt? I get lost in my own metaphor sometimes. Are we talking about softball? Jake?

1:27:14 Yeah.

1:27:16 Adam Have you had a long-term girlfriend?

1:27:18 Caller Not really.

1:27:21 Drew Go ahead and answer that again.

1:27:23 Adam Yeah, yes or no?

1:27:25 Caller No.

1:27:27 Adam I can't do the show. I can't do it. We can't hear their answer. Ironically, we hear the last eighth of a syllable of a goddamn answer.

1:27:37 Drew Have you done this before?

1:27:40 Adam No, here's how it sounds like. Drew, ask me. I'll beat Jake. Go ahead.

1:27:44 Drew Have you got that relationship where you've worked things out before?

1:27:49 Adam There's a beat and a half and then you hear that.

1:27:52 Drew No, okay, this show sucks. Have you had that girlfriend yet?

1:27:55 Adam Well, I said, that's what we hear. You know what we need? Drew, go out in the hall and tune in the show so you can hear what they're saying. Come back in and report it to me or get one of those dry erase boards and hold it up to the window so I can find my answers. Jake. All right, have you had a long-term girlfriend before? That's what you need. Get a girl, get that mitt. You understand?

1:28:27 Drew For some reason, the deal is, at your age, if it's not a medical issue, and it might not be better to get that checked out and make sure you're okay, but it's anxiety, it's nervousness. Something is making you very anxious about intimate physical contact with a woman at a certain point, it's just overwhelming.

1:28:40 Adam And it's never, I mean everybody, repetition, for Christ's sake.

1:28:46 Drew It's also why guys get fetishes too, to avoid this kind of thing. Let me see if you have a little fetish thing.

1:28:51 Adam Really? I don't think we're going to figure that out. Here's the deal. I mean, whatever it is you do, you will be a thousand times better at it after you do it a thousand times. Think about the, you know, doing the radio show, doing those college lectures, whatever it is, the band. My God, first time you got up on stage? I mean, how much better are you now? And to ask the first time you got up on stage, hey, why isn't it happening? That's a ridiculous question. Or what if you just got up on stage, you played one song, you just did it once a year? Well, you'd be at the same place. That's what these guys who have the one night stands twice a year do. They never, they want to know why they're having, why they're not meshing as a unit, why the band doesn't sound great. Well, you got to put together a set and you got to play it five nights in a row over the course of a year. And then you'll start, then something's going to start happening. Yes?

1:29:43 Drew Yes.

1:29:44 Adam That's right. That's, that's the cattle. Melody? You're 23? What's up?

1:29:53 Caller Well, as I told the guy that answered the phone earlier, when I masturbate, at the moment of climax, well, it's not a gratifying experience. Instead, I sort of have overcome by just, you know, I'm upset and I start crying.

1:30:08 Drew So you don't have a good feeling, you have a overcome negative, dysphoric feeling.

1:30:13 Caller And I imagine it has some weird subconscious thing to do with previous failed relationships. But my question-

1:30:18 Drew No, no, no. Keep going. Your question is?

1:30:22 Caller Oh, no, no. I just don't want to spend the balance of my days like this. I'd like to know how to overcome it.

1:30:28 Adam How much time do you spend? You masturbate every day?

1:30:31 Caller No, no, no, maybe three times a week, maybe.

1:30:37 Drew And yet it feels bad each time?

1:30:39 Caller Yeah.

1:30:40 Adam Well, it feels bad when you're done.

1:30:43 Caller Right, right.

1:30:44 Adam How's the orgasm itself?

1:30:46 Caller Well, this is a relatively newer thing. Like it didn't used to be that way for me.

1:30:53 Drew How long has it been that way?

1:30:55 Caller I guess a couple of years.

1:30:56 Drew Couple of years, but you're still doing it three times a week.

1:30:59 Adam Wow, I admire that.

1:31:00 Drew Are you depressed generally? Are you depressed generally? Are you depressed?

1:31:07 Caller I don't think I am.

1:31:09 Drew Are you wanting medication?

1:31:10 Caller No, no.

1:31:11 Adam Anything weird with the family or molested or anything good like that? And everything's been good? Well, I don't know. Women do get emotional and can get weird and can get into strange cycles.

1:31:27 Drew But this is dysphoria. It's not just an overwhelming feeling. It's an acutely negative.

1:31:32 Adam Do you have a boyfriend?

1:31:34 Caller No, I haven't for a long time.

1:31:36 Drew Do you feel lonely in those moments?

1:31:38 Caller That's probably a large component of it.

1:31:40 Drew All right, that makes sense, that you suddenly feel the emptiness, the lack of a connection. That's a good thing that women can feel.

1:31:48 Adam I just feel disgust myself.

1:31:50 Drew I know you do.

1:31:50 Adam Oh my God, Christ, look at you. Please, you promised, you promised you wouldn't do it again. And now here you are.

1:31:57 Drew Oh, look at the mess.

1:31:58 Adam That's your mess. It's a mess. You think the maid doesn't know? She knows. Believe me, she knows. Thank God she cannot communicate in your tongue. Cause she could, she could be an earful mister.

1:32:10 Drew Just like she gives her neighbors and husband.

1:32:12 Adam Oh, just, just look at you.

1:32:14 Drew Anybody able to listen?

1:32:15 Adam Yeah, same old, same old, same porn, same spot, same thing.

1:32:19 Drew But Mellie, clearly, you're a mess.

1:32:20 Adam It just reminds you of Take a good look in the mirror.

1:32:23 Drew Of the empty feeling you have. You're not with somebody.

1:32:24 Adam I think your dead grandfather would appreciate you seeing one knee down on the ottoman, looking, looking at some kind of maniac veins sticking out in your neck.

1:32:32 Drew He knows.

1:32:33 Adam Sports page spread out. It's disgusting.

1:32:36 Drew Like a dog.

1:32:37 Adam Clean yourself up.

1:32:38 Drew Sports page.

1:32:39 Adam Put the remote back where it was, by the way. FYI. You know, the old lady coming down the stairs, seeing the remote sitting in the potted plant. And she knows, she knows you threw it right at the point. Cause I'll eject things. You know what I mean?

1:32:52 Drew Oh yes. Yeah.

1:32:54 Adam Let's take a break. I'm disgusted with myself. New Found Glory here tonight.

1:32:59 Drew Thanks for sharing.

1:33:00 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. There, buddy. Well, that's the show. New Found Glory, everyone. Catalyst, name of the CD. It is gonna promote some rockin change in you organically. Nelly Furtado's coming in on Thursday. I'll be doing a little voiceover work for their little show called The Family Guy on Thursday, too.

1:33:36 Drew I gotta come see that.

1:33:37 Adam Well, play your cards right, Drew. I think Thursday morning. All right, so thanks, guys. Always a pleasure.

1:33:43 New Found Glory Thanks for having us again.

1:33:44 Adam Thank you. Get the New Found Glory CD. Like I said, you might be able to download a song or two, but you're not going to get this crazy, beautiful artwork on the jacket, the cover, and all the way through. Fantastic. It's suitable for framing. We'll take a extendo 22-hour break, and until next time, it's Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. You know what it's like, though, for the woman to see a 79-year-old man, you know?

1:34:11 Drew No, I don't.

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