Episode 1000613558706

0:54 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

1:00 Voiceover Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:06 Voiceover Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Tonight, we have WBO Heavyweight Champion, Lamon Brewster in the studio.

1:16 Lamon Brewster Thank you.

1:17 Adam Welcome to the show. We don't have too many boxers on the show, although I'm a huge boxing fan. Lamon is managed by Sam Simon, who's the co-creator of The Simpsons, and we have a friendly relationship, so he gave me a buzz and told me what a great guy Lamon was. And I saw Lamon knock out Vladimir Klitschko about a month ago on HBO or Showtime or whatever the hell it was on. What was it on?

1:45 Lamon Brewster That was HBO. April 10.

1:48 Adam April 10. Yes. Yes. And it was quite a dramatic knockout. And basically the heavyweight ranks are all it's up for grabs basically because Lewis retired. And now that Lewis retired, there's probably 10 or maybe even 14 guys that all have sort of a shot at being the well, there's a few belts floating around, but everyone's looking for basically being the uncontested heavyweight.

2:18 Lamon Brewster One champion.

2:19 Adam One champion.

2:20 Lamon Brewster Call me the broom because I come to sweep up all of them.

2:24 Adam And Lamon is definitely, I don't know if you're, I know you're top 10, I don't know if you're top five in the rankings now. What are you?

2:33 Lamon Brewster As a WBO champion there, that makes me number four.

2:38 Adam Number four. And you know, the thing, boxing has always been a sort of a curious sport to me because we can't figure out as a country whether we were in love with it or not. I mean, on one hand, you got Roy Jones Jr. He just fought last week. He fought over the weekend. He lost to Tarver. It was a stunning loss. This is a guy, by the way, Roy Jones Jr. who's basically 40 and 1 and his one loss is because he hit a guy after he knocked him out. I mean, the one blemish on his record is because he punished a guy too badly, essentially. It's like he Roy Jones, you know, arguably best fighter that ever laced on a pair of gloves. Really. I mean, here's a guy and I'll start kissing Lamon's ass in a second. But here's a guy who not only is essentially undefeated, hasn't lost any fights, hasn't really lost many rounds during those 40 fights. You know, forget about, you know, getting beat up, dropped to a knee and coming back Rocky style. He never even gets close to losing. He got knocked out in the second round. This should have been big news.

3:44 Drew Just a wild.

3:45 Adam Yeah, just he got caught and the guy, the guy who hit him knows what he's doing. But the point is, is this should be bigger news than it is. I had to dig through the sports page on Sunday to find it. On the other hand, Oscar De La Hoya makes 30 million dollars a year for for for day's work. So what is it? You know, you know what I'm saying? How can we not care and pay the guys 18, 20 million for a heavyweight bout or even for for a middleweight bout? And right now, as what tends to happen in sports and it's happened in the heavyweight ranks, as you want to go back and look at some of the glory days and it's sort of then they get into these fluctuation times, it is in flux. And I think a guy like Lamon is going to try to step up and grab. I mean, this could be better timing for you, couldn't you?

4:32 Lamon Brewster Right. Absolutely right. Because on one hand, you have Chris Byrd, who he's a very good fighter, great fighter. No one wants to see him fight.

4:44 Drew Why is that?

4:45 Lamon Brewster Well, because he doesn't knock people out. He's not what you would consider an exciting fighter. He'll peck you to death. You know, he's a he's a skilled fighter, but he will by no means take you out, so to speak. And he'll sit back and, you know, he'll stand your face and he'll play with you. But people want to see, you know, blood and you know what I'm saying? And then you got John Reese, who no matter who he fight is going to be an ugly fight. And you don't want to see that either.

5:13 Adam No, no one wants to see him fight either. That has called the quiet man.

5:17 Lamon Brewster Yeah, the quiet man.

5:18 Adam He lets his fist not do his talking.

5:21 Lamon Brewster You have Vitaly boring.

5:22 Adam Vitaly. Now, there's a guy people want to see fight.

5:25 Lamon Brewster Yeah. You know, it's interesting. Vitaly is a tall gentleman, European style. But yeah, he's not American bread. You know what I'm saying?

5:35 Adam Yeah.

5:35 Lamon Brewster I'm like the American bread fighter with, you know, every time I fight, you know, it's going to be a fight in terms of it's going to be at any point. You know, I'm a knock the guy out. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to make the fight.

5:47 Adam Well, you know, Lamon was basically fighting Vitaly's brother. Now, Vitaly is a guy that just fought a couple of weeks ago, the giant guy from Germany. And then he's got his basically twin brother or his brother. And there's a two big giant like Drago types from Rocky IV, Rocky III.

6:07 Lamon Brewster I must break you.

6:08 Adam Yeah, just sort of dominating. And and basic. So anyway, Lamon has I watched his study to fight closely. He's fighting Vladimir, who was basically had a loss. I think I don't know what his record is. Forty and one, forty and two. Yep. Forty and one. I mean, you know, not a bad record. And Lamon's eaten Jabs the whole fight. He's the and this guy's coming out, you know, this guy's in good shape. And he's he goes about six, seven, about two forty five and less body fat than most skinny drug addicts.

6:40 Lamon Brewster You know, he's in tremendous shape.

6:42 Adam He's in good shape.

6:43 Lamon Brewster Oh, yeah.

6:43 Adam And he's throwing punches like a lightweight. He's throwing combinations. He's throwing jabs. Lamon's just just eaten jabs, combinations, but but smooth, you know, slime, ducking. That's what the black guys have or the white guys. White guys are a little stiff, no different than the dance floor. Here's what I'm saying. Black guy, white guy both hit the dance floor. What happens? White guy looks funny and then comes out drenched with sweat. Twenty minutes later, it heels over. Black guy's still out there. Hasn't even broken a sweat yet. You see what I'm saying? Smooth, fluid, fluid. All of a sudden. Now, sixth round, is it?

7:19 Lamon Brewster Actually, it was the fourth round. It was, yes. No, yeah, it was fifth round. Fourth round, it was the round he dropped me and I got up off the canvas.

7:29 Adam Finally caught him, yes.

7:30 Lamon Brewster Yes, I went to work. But, you know, it was really, as you said, just taking my time, putting pressure on this guy, hitting him with body shots, not something that nobody had ever dared to even do with him. They always was trying to take him out by hitting him to the head. And so I hit him with body shots. And though I didn't throw as many punches at him, I threw effective shots. And so, you know, you got to look at it, man. You can't go to a marathon and run a sprint. And that's what he did. He tried to run a sprint for four rounds and he got to, he had eight more rounds to go and he drowned.

8:02 Adam Yeah. And I think at the, so end of the fifth, at the end of the fifth, Lamon catches him with a big hook, big hook and wobbles him. And then he goes down and he gets up and he's trying to, he's got a lot of heart. The glitch go and then collapses in a heap. Fight ends and Lamon takes the belt. Yeah, man. That's good times. All right. So here's, here's another reason why you're here, Lamon. Here's the deal. If and when you do become the household name and you get into millions of dollars and you got those rims that keep spinning, even after the car stops, those rims, which I argue.

8:40 Drew People of these colors probably have not seen these. These most, these are by the Midwest.

8:44 Lamon Brewster Yeah, yeah. Midwest, man, where I'm from, Indiana. I saw so many of those things.

8:49 Drew Oh, did you? All right.

8:52 Adam First off, these rims that keep spinning.

8:54 Drew Yeah.

8:54 Adam You know, they basically have the rim and then they just have like a fan blade rim that just keeps going on. But first, here's the thing. I'm driving my car and one of these guys comes rolling up next to me going 70 on the freeway and the rim is out of cadence for the wheel. So it forces you to look at it and wonder if you're having some kind of mushroom flashback or what's going on. I could have easily driven off the road staring at the guy's rim. The next thing is, and this is controversial, but LAPD, they're quick to draw the gun and quick to go after the black man with the gun. I say that if he pulls over a black man and he stopped in an SUV and he sees the rims turning, he may just pull out and start firing. It's that you see what I'm saying, Lamon?

9:38 Lamon Brewster Well, you know, man, that's that's a good thing to think about.

9:42 Adam That's an angle. I'm saying cop pulls a guy over. He comes walking up the car. He looks down. He sees rims turning. He just starts.

9:49 Lamon Brewster But this is what I'm going to do when I have my spinners on my truck spinners and they pull me over.

9:54 Adam That's right.

9:55 Lamon Brewster I'm going to immediately roll down the window, stick both hands out the door.

9:59 Adam That's right.

9:59 Lamon Brewster And just wait for the cop to come.

10:00 Drew I just say licensed.

10:02 Adam Yeah.

10:03 Drew They're registered. These are registered.

10:04 Adam That's a Drew and I actually figured out that we we will actually even if the officer asks us to get out of the car, we will keep your hands on the wheel, we'll pull the steering wheel off and climb out of the window on the wheel, put our ass out the window, stick our ass out and climb out of the car. Still still with the body inside of the car, you never let go of that wheel in LA you get pulled over.

10:25 Lamon Brewster That's pretty smart, man.

10:26 Adam Yeah.

10:26 Lamon Brewster I got to try that. Yeah. I get pulled over all the time. Oh, yeah. I'm in a valley, too. Oh, you know, black man. Nice truck.

10:35 Adam Oh, oh, yeah.

10:36 Lamon Brewster Drug niller.

10:37 Adam You know, I'll tell you, I don't I don't I don't claim to know what it's like to walk a mile in a black man's shoe, but I can tell you this, I don't get pulled over anymore. As a matter of fact, if I do, it's like, hey, man show, and then we have a drag race, which which we've had I've done before. But that I used when I used to drive crappy cars, I would get pulled over a lot. And I just realized that part of it is what kind of ride you're in. Now, if you're in a nice ride, then there's the other thing. There's what's that black guy doing in that expensive ride? He must have told it for me. What's that white guy doing in that pile of crap? I call him a drug dealer. Something happened.

11:13 Lamon Brewster They're trying to be on the down low, you know?

11:16 Adam Yeah, crappy car. I'd say a fair amount of what's going to get you pulled over is what you're driving.

11:21 Lamon Brewster Oh, yeah.

11:22 Drew They profile the car.

11:23 Adam Yeah. Yeah, a lot of it.

11:25 Lamon Brewster A lot of it.

11:26 Adam Yeah, don't drive piles of ass and stay away from the limousine tint.

11:32 Drew All right.

11:32 Adam Let's talk to Drew. Didn't I just punch that? Sammy?

11:37 Hello?

11:38 Adam You're 23?

11:40 Caller What's up? Hi. Wow. I'm so excited.

11:46 I just had a quick question for you.

11:49 Caller I was wondering, is it okay to be friends with your exes if you're in a current relationship?

11:55 Drew Well women are much more evolved about this kind of thing.

11:59 Caller I have a lot of boyfriends that get extremely jealous.

12:01 Drew And guys cannot handle this. And I think the basic, first of all, guys can't do this very well. And if they know if the other guys do it.

12:09 Adam Which part can't we do?

12:10 Drew Guys can't be friends with ex-girlfriends very well. And if the guy is being a good friend to an ex-girlfriend, the current boyfriend assumes he's up to something. And the barrier to sex has been sort of broken down long ago. The distance to the intercourse is quite so far anymore.

12:32 Adam It's like a shoulder that's been dislocated three or four times. It could pop out anytime.

12:38 Drew Pretty easily.

12:38 Adam It could easily, easily pop out.

12:41 Drew Whatever the case may be.

12:42 Adam The point is, once you've had, especially when someone's been a boyfriend or girlfriend, you've nailed them seven or eight hundred times. What's 701? You know what I mean?

12:51 Drew And everyone knows that. There is that. So the barrier, the boundaries are sort of weak. And then the other guy, the current boyfriend is going to think, what's he up to? Why does he want to be a boyfriend? What's he up to? Yeah, yeah.

13:05 Adam But here's the thing. It puts a certain kind of stress on the relationship that most relationships don't need or can't handle.

13:13 Caller Does that mean that the current boyfriend is insecure or am I doing something wrong?

13:18 Drew No, you're not doing anything wrong. He's not insecure. You're more evolved. What you're doing is fine. But most young males can't handle this.

13:26 Adam And I would take a look at your motives because when a woman insists on being friends with an ex, even though it bothers her man, you may be looking to stir things up and rattle his cage. All right.

13:42 Lamon Brewster Put yourself in his shoes.

13:43 Adam That's right.

13:44 Caller I do. And I understand the point. And I can see the jealousy factor. But I have been very good friends with this particular male for a good 10 years now.

13:55 Drew Was your boyfriend year 11?

13:59 Caller No, we've been good friends for a long time.

14:02 Drew You were friends before you became boyfriend and girlfriend.

14:04 Caller Exactly. And we decided that we were not sexually compatible and that we were just better off as friends.

14:10 Adam That's nice.

14:11 Drew Oh, what happened?

14:13 Adam Who decided that? Yeah.

14:15 Caller It just didn't mesh well.

14:18 Drew That's not a guy initiating that conversation.

14:20 Adam Yeah, that's you. That's you saying that.

14:23 Caller Well, yeah.

14:24 Drew What was the problem, Sammy?

14:27 Caller I just wasn't really feeling it. You know, it wasn't very exciting and we had, we were just better off as friends, really.

14:35 Adam I'll translate. He was into her from the word go.

14:39 Drew He begged her into something.

14:40 Adam He had been working on her for a number of years. She got jilted by some boyfriend. He fed her a few wine coolers. He wanted it enough for the both of them, but it never really was there.

14:50 Drew That's right. And now he's still knocking at the door and the other, the current boyfriend knows it.

14:58 Lamon Brewster Case solved.

15:00 Adam I don't want to talk. It's just luck, everybody.

15:03 Drew There's nothing wrong with it, but if you scratch under the surface, you find motivations that could be.

15:08 Adam You got to make concessions when you're in a relationship. Lamon, you got it. You're married.

15:13 Lamon Brewster Yes.

15:13 Adam You got to do a fair amount of ass kissing and tongue biting.

15:16 Lamon Brewster All the time.

15:17 Adam Just don't speak. You know, there's a lot of times you just want to go, uh, well, this is like your bachelor party thing again. Yeah. I almost started. I, whenever, don't start giving theories about bachelor parties and what should go on and what's, what's sacred and don't, you'll just start getting in trouble. Just keep your mouth shut.

15:35 Lamon Brewster Pretty much.

15:36 Adam That's right. And everyone needs to do that, including women on occasion. Eric?

15:41 Yes.

15:41 Adam You're 25?

15:43 Caller I am.

15:44 Adam What's up?

15:45 Caller Well, I've, I've worked, well, all right, I've only had one sexual partner as my girlfriend and we broke up a year ago and we were together for a year, so I first started having sexual intercourse at about 20, 23, 24 and I was, I've been an athlete all my life, I've, I've been in hot tubs and saunas and things along these lines for a very long time and I have a problem with sustaining an erection.

16:18 Drew What do the hot tubs have to do with that?

16:20 Adam Well, you gotta get it in the inlet.

16:24 Caller I don't know, I thought that it might, you know, hot water and men, I've heard that a long time, you know, your testes and men.

16:31 Adam No, no, no. You think your sacs like some sort of boiler pouch? Rice. Like the noodles when you get the ramen and the beef bowl. Please.

16:44 Drew Eric, why did you wait so long to have sacs? 23.

16:49 Caller Partly religious, partly...

16:50 Drew Okay, are you kind of freaked out about sacs? Are you nervous about it?

16:54 Caller Not really.

16:55 Drew No. Did you take steroids at any time?

16:58 Adam No. No?

16:59 No.

17:00 Adam Lamon, you ever been on the juice?

17:02 Lamon Brewster No, man. Not that kind of juice. Warming juice.

17:07 Drew And we...

17:10 Adam Well, hold on a second. There's a reason why he waited. Well, you wait till 23 is all up in his head.

17:15 Drew Yeah, he said he's religious, he's relating, you know, but he's not freaked out. He said he's not nervous about it.

17:21 Adam Yeah, but... Tell that to his clunker.

17:24 Drew How long...

17:24 Lamon Brewster Psychological, dog.

17:25 Drew What do you mean you have trouble sustaining an erection? You mean as soon as intercourse starts, you lose it?

17:30 Caller No, but I can get it and I can finish it, but it's very, it's too quick.

17:35 Drew Too fast to finish. You waited 23 years, what do you think?

17:38 Adam Yeah, you got a lot of living to do.

17:39 Drew Yeah, you gotta work this out.

17:41 Adam Yeah.

17:41 Lamon Brewster You ever heard practice make perfect?

17:44 Caller Yeah, Eric.

17:45 Drew Especially just before you go out.

17:46 Adam Eric, you need one woman. Do you have a woman?

17:49 Caller Oh, not anymore. We broke up about a couple months ago.

17:52 Adam All right, I'm gonna give you this speech, which I give about once a month to the lads, bitches. You got to find that one person you work it out with. That's that person other. Now, women, not so much men. They do. If you just bounce from person to person to person, you have a succession of two week relationships, you're never really going to work it out. You need that first person you take the shower together with first person you walk around naked with first person. You start you hump in the kitchen. You know, you start doing it in other rooms. You know that that person becomes like a guinea pig. You experiment on them sexually. Yeah, you know, but like when here's what happens when you're like, you know, fifteen, sixteen years old, you just want somebody to hold still. Please have sex with me. Would you please? I don't care where we do it. Just let me have sex with you. And then somewhere around eighteen or nineteen, you get into that person. That's the person you actually have sex with at her parents house while her dad's upstairs. You know that, Drew, you know what I'm talking about as a man of great passion. You know what I mean? That we're doing weird places, maybe a little anal sprinkled in, maybe a little.

19:04 Drew You're saying this is what you check the list off with.

19:05 Adam You take the shower with, you walk around naked with. You know what I mean? Eric needs that or he's never going to really find his rhythm. Most people find that at eighteen, nineteen years old. He's twenty five. He hasn't found that.

19:20 Lamon Brewster In other words, he's trying to tell you to get a checklist.

19:24 Drew Not just a checklist, but also work out your rhythms and things and learn how to control things and learn how to master yourself.

19:30 Adam And don't turn it into a scavenger hunt. Go to Costco, get everything under one roof. Don't be bouncing all over the city. Go to one place, get all your shopping done. That's one woman. It's got to be at least eight, ten months long, that relationship. Let's see, let's talk to Holly, who's twenty two. Holly? What's up?

19:51 Oh, I'm just, I quit drinking. I've been drinking for about two years now, like, every day straight. I mean, you know, with my fiance, I've been really sexually active. And now that I quit drinking, I'm not.

20:06 Drew You're not? How long have you been off alcohol?

20:08 Actually, only two weeks.

20:10 Drew Well, you may still be having withdrawal. I mean, you get sick after you stop alcohol. So give yourself a little time. Are you using anything else? Are you smoking pot? Are you on speed?

20:17 No, I don't know.

20:19 Drew Are you taking any medication?

20:21 No.

20:22 Drew Are you in 12 step?

20:24 No.

20:25 Adam How much boozing were you doing before you quit?

20:28 About a half a bottle of 90 proof peppermish snobs.

20:31 Drew Well, yeah, what happens if you don't get involved in some sort of program?

20:34 Adam Hold on. That is a albino white trash. Half a bottle. Half a what? Fifth?

20:45 I don't know. The big bottle.

20:47 Adam The big bottle.

20:47 Drew Half gallon? That's the jug.

20:50 Adam Peppermish snobs. Had the three X's on it. And then she would play it with the band. Pull a cork with her teeth, spit it at her goat, which is tied up to the sofa. Tighten up that rope belt.

21:10 Drew Stop. Relax. Here's the deal. It takes about one week to withdraw from alcohol. You were having withdrawal. No doubt you didn't feel good during that week. It can last a couple weeks beyond that, that you can have persistent symptomatology. God knows your pulse is up. Your blood pressure will be up. People get very depressed and very anxious. Their sleep is disturbed. And if in fact you don't replace the alcohol with something.

21:29 Caller I've done it with coffee and caffeine.

21:31 Lamon Brewster Why don't you try exercise?

21:33 Drew It's a totally different phenomenon. IEA-12.

21:35 Caller I exercise because I have to hitchhike back and forth to work. And I live in a mountain so it's a pretty long walk.

21:42 Adam You live and when she says live in the mountain she means in the mountain. She lives in a cave that's probably up to paying a cannon or something like I'm picturing her living in.

21:52 Drew She's no Rockies.

21:53 Adam Oh she's calling from Denver. Oh I'm picturing her living in inside the mountain.

21:57 Drew Like grizzly bears or something like that.

21:59 Adam Yeah coming out, you know checking her traps, cooking rabbit, wearing skins.

22:07 Drew If you don't replace it with something Holly you will start to get very depressed and very anxious. I do suggest you look at her.

22:13 Adam Well let me ask you a question about hitchhiking to work by the way.

22:16 Drew What kind of work?

22:17 Adam Yeah.

22:19 Caller I'm sorry what?

22:20 Adam What kind of work do you do?

22:21 Caller I'm actually a dog groomer.

22:24 Adam Lesbian?

22:27 Caller I'm sorry what?

22:28 Adam Are you a lesbian?

22:29 Caller No. I've had my bisexual experiences and I'm actually not allowed to have them anymore.

22:36 Adam Not allowed. Okay because you can't get your grooming license unless you've gone down at least eight checks. It's the same. I don't know what it is about people working with pets and grooming and dogs and stuff. All crazy lesbians. Holly, why can't your fiance give you a ride to work?

22:57 Caller Because he works nights. By the time I have to leave, he's not home.

23:01 Adam Okay and you can't break down and get a moped or something for 300 bucks? A bike?

23:09 Caller No, because it's a pretty far drive from Conifer to Floyd Hill on I-70.

23:14 Adam Well, I used to make the Floyd Hill to Connery run on 70 almost five times a week and I could do it in about 18 minutes.

23:25 Drew Here's the deal.

23:25 Adam That was on a Vespa back in the 70s.

23:28 Drew Holly's a victim. She's looking to get victimized again.

23:31 Caller No, I'm not a victim.

23:32 Drew Put your thumb out and see what happens.

23:34 Adam And by the way, you know, here's the thing about hitchhiking. You may show up at work two hours early. You may be two hours late. You may be found in a drainage ditch. I mean, how do you how do you how do you keep a job where you're hitchhiking where you never know if someone's going to even pick you up or not?

23:50 Caller Because my boss doesn't care when I get to work.

23:53 Adam She's a lesbian?

23:55 Caller No, she's not. She's actually a very, very nice, pretty lady. That's a single mother.

24:01 Adam Let me ask her about that. All right. So, Holly, you're off the booze. That's good. You're doing the exercise. That's good. But how about the 12? How's she going to get to the 12-step program?

24:12 Drew They'll pick her up. They'll come get you.

24:15 Adam How about going to AA?

24:18 Drew Yeah. Anabuse. If you want to drink, Holly, you're just not going to take your anabuse. So that's ridiculous.

24:23 Caller Well, no, I have to go to an alcohol evaluation place to take my anabuse.

24:30 Drew Every day? Yeah. And if you don't want to drink, you won't go. If you don't, if you want to drink, you just won't go. And that's, it's anabuse.

24:37 Adam Get involved with the program.

24:38 Drew Anabuse is not the treatment. Anabuse is a level of structure that helps you contain impulses, but it doesn't do anything for your disease.

24:44 Adam Let me tell you a thing about being poor. It just, it's, you burn so many calories just being poor. You know what I mean? Just the programs, the waiting in line. I grew up this way, going to free clinics and sitting there for five hours for nothing, you know. Always transportation, always a big thing. Who's going to give you a ride? Who's going to pick you up? You can never do anything on your schedule. It's always about, well, you can come with me, but you're going to have to wait while I go do this. It just, everyone, just focus a little on making, the amount of time that you spend being poor, the amount of time it takes you to go to the pick-apart, climb under the Chevy, pull the alternator, drag it back to your crappy apartment and hook it up. That amount of time you could have had a mechanic do it and paid him and focused your energy on making money. Everyone, focus on making money, not on the trappings of being poor. See what I'm saying?

25:36 Drew The hassles of being poor.

25:38 Adam Yeah, you end up making four bucks an hour when you're poor, but all the time it takes you waiting and hitchhiking and doing and waiting in line and everything, going down and paying your phone bill in person. You know what I mean? You could be working. Work on making the money, not saving it. That's what I want. Lamon, you got to work on making it, not saving it. You start acting like a poor person, you stop making money. You see what I'm saying?

26:03 Lamon Brewster Yeah, man, you lose the hunger.

26:04 Adam Now break it down. You got to have the eye of the tiger, buddy. You go in that ring and there's no man on the planet that can beat you. You understand? Never. Now punch Drew as hard as you can right in his face. Lamon Brewster is here, WBO Heavyweight Champion of the World. The world will take a quick break, and we'll be right back. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Tomorrow night, newfound glory in the house. Lamon Brewster here tonight, WBO heavyweight champion of the world.

27:03 Lamon Brewster The world.

27:04 Adam I'm a big boxing fan, as a lot of people know. We never have any boxers on the show. I think maybe Dale LaHoy has been on before. Yeah, we've had like four.

27:13 Lamon Brewster You need us. We always have a lot to say because, you know, you got to understand we, as athletes, go the longest duration without sex than any other athlete known to man.

27:23 Adam Is that still happening? I thought that was a wives tale. I didn't know you actually did that.

27:28 Lamon Brewster Well, you know, there are some who don't follow that tradition, but I particularly this is the story in the Chi tradition. I tried to I try to follow that tradition to the best of my ability.

27:41 Drew Storing that Chi. You know, there's got to be an optimal Chi storage point. Yeah, which it starts leaking out of you.

27:47 Adam I get depressed after about 40 hours.

27:50 Lamon Brewster I went I went three months one time with that one. And the guy hit me and squirted. I got heart and it really I really liked it. You know what I mean? It's like I really, you know, I really wanted to fight at that point, you know, it's like a dog.

28:09 Adam I like that.

28:10 Drew This guy could kill me and OK, I think what he's going to do with your courts.

28:15 Adam I'm talking about he's going to kill you. That's going to blow off a little steam. You know what I'm saying? And I couldn't stop him. I'd just be standing there. I mean, I wouldn't have to take pictures, but I probably would do that. Camera phone now, you know, because I'm sure the kids want to remember their dad that way. But all right. So who who who are you looking for in the future?

28:36 Lamon Brewster Man, I'm looking for anybody who's willing to get in the ring with me.

28:39 Adam But what's what are people talking about? I mean, something over the summer. Don King's your promoter, right?

28:45 Lamon Brewster Yes, he is.

28:47 Adam And I don't know where I know all the heavyweights. I don't know what's happened to like a David Tua. I'm not sure what manager problems manager problems, but there's a there's a guy that everyone's happy is locked up named Ikebe Ibuchi. Oh, yeah.

29:02 Lamon Brewster Great fighter.

29:03 Adam Who is scariest guy around who?

29:05 Lamon Brewster Great fighter.

29:06 Adam Ended up being such a great fighter. He used to warm up on his old lady or something and got thrown in the joint. And I don't know what the story is, but this is basically Drew. This is like taking one of the scarier guys and throwing them in the joint, not having to deal with him, which is a good thing. Yeah, not not that Laman couldn't have handled the guy. No question. But still, you know, he's a tough guy.

29:30 Lamon Brewster He'd have been a great fight for Lamon Brewster. But the fight that I'm looking for, you know, first and foremost, is a unifying with WBC title holder, which is a Vitaly Klitschko. Yeah, I would love to fight him.

29:45 Adam Now, now you beat his brother, Vladimir, and the brothers are very close. The brothers show up and work the corner of each other's fights. And they're and and they're very is a matter of fact, when Corey Sanders beat Vladimir, Vitaly got into the ring and started threatening him and saying, you know, I want you and they got it on a week or so ago. And Vitaly or Vitaly went to the name one Stu and the other. It's like Vladimir Vitaly. I can't remember which goddamn Ruski. Plus, they were like Russian and they moved to Germany. They're a mess. Someone's got to straighten those guys out, that he live in Beverly Hills. Well, yeah. And they're crazy. First off, have you seen these guys?

30:32 Drew They could show up here at night.

30:33 Adam Drew, have you seen? How could you miss the Klitschko brothers? There's a cutout of one of them in the hallway. Well, go get one. Go down. You know where the video machines are? Your beloved video machines.

30:45 Drew Yes.

30:45 Adam Go all the way down there.

30:46 Drew The guy that we cut out. Yes, I've seen him.

30:48 Adam Yeah, he's the six, eight guy in the boxing trunks. The big white guy with the, you've seen that?

30:52 Drew Yeah, he looks like old time boxer.

30:54 Adam So that's him. Go get that thing. I want to see what Lamon would do to it. Because I may I may sock that thing myself, because that's good warm up.

31:03 Lamon Brewster We already did something to him.

31:05 Adam Oh, did you?

31:05 Lamon Brewster Yeah, well, we did some to the to the poster board.

31:08 Adam Oh, you did something to the poster?

31:09 Lamon Brewster Yeah, you know, just a little something. So if he come, we'll just, you know, you'll see.

31:14 Adam Well, you got so you got his brother and he's got to be looking for revenge, just like he's looking for revenge of the only other guy to beat his brother.

31:23 Lamon Brewster Yeah.

31:23 Adam Which was Corey Sanders. So it makes sense that Lamon Brewster and Vitaly Klitschko get in the ring.

31:31 Lamon Brewster Yeah, it makes a lot of sense, man, especially the fact that he lives in Beverly Hills. You know how long I've been trying to move in Beverly Hills? He moves. He moved here from Germany.

31:39 Adam I'll do the math. How old are you?

31:41 Lamon Brewster I'm 30.

31:42 Adam 30. I would say 30 years you've been wanting to get to Beverly Hills.

31:46 Lamon Brewster I've been shooting the ground, trying to find oil.

31:48 Adam But let me let me say, let me say this, playing devil's advocate here. He's a huge man. So was his brother. He's about a half inch or an inch taller than his brother. Seems to be a little more heart and a little more punch than his brother.

32:03 Lamon Brewster You ever seen a tree fall in a forest?

32:05 Adam Yeah.

32:05 Lamon Brewster A little bitty guy.

32:07 Adam Yeah. Uh-oh. There's drawing.

32:09 Lamon Brewster Oh, yeah. Yeah.

32:10 Adam Uh-oh.

32:12 Lamon Brewster I'm not an umpire. I just call it like I see it.

32:14 Adam I'm a big queer who's scared of Lamon Brewster is what it says. Oh, look at he drew him up. Uh-oh. Those are fighting words.

32:22 Lamon Brewster Oh, yeah. He should definitely want to fight me.

32:23 Adam Yeah.

32:24 Drew Put knee pads.

32:25 Adam Yeah.

32:25 Drew Put knee pads on him.

32:26 Adam Oh, put knee pads on him too.

32:31 Caller Diving time is over.

32:32 Adam All right. Well, listen, Vitaly, if you're driving around in your Bentley near the Beverly Hills area and you want to swing by, you know, I have a little, oh, you know what? Call it the brawl in the hall. Yeah. Lamon Brewster and Vitaly Klitschko getting it on right here at the K-Rock Hall. And Dr. Drew will be soiling himself, powering in the corner. And all right, let's let's get back to the phones and speak to Stacey.

33:05 Drew Oh, Lamon Drew, do the lips and the eyelids.

33:08 Lamon Brewster Oh, yeah, no, he really saw her for just before I thought he made him.

33:12 Adam He made him into a woman. There's no doubt about it. Stacey, yeah. Eighteen.

33:18 Caller Yes.

33:18 Adam What's up?

33:20 Caller Um, my boyfriend broke up with me four weeks ago, but we've still been sleeping together. I still have feelings for him, but it just seems like he initiated the breakup. Yeah.

33:36 Drew Okay, it is just about sex for him. Guys, he'll keep having sex with you until you're in the grave.

33:41 Adam Well, maybe a number of weeks after you've been in the grave.

33:46 Drew The guys will do that. That does not mean there's any feeling attached to it. I know it's hard for you to understand, but that's...

33:51 Adam No, I mean, women are like... Here's the problem with everybody and everything. Everyone looks at things through their eyes.

33:59 Drew Yes, how could he feel that way? If I were doing this, I wouldn't.

34:02 Adam Yeah, a woman thinks, if I broke up with a guy, I would never want to have sex with him unless I had feelings for him.

34:09 Drew Or if he had such strong feelings for me and he's still having sex, he must have something there. No, it could be absolutely nothing. It could be even less than nothing now.

34:18 Adam I always think about, like, in the animal kingdom, you know, when the bear mauls you to death, or the shark eats you, they're not even mad at you. They're just sort of mistaken. Then you might be thinking as you're being eaten, how could he do this to me? I'm not even trying. I didn't even... They're like, yeah, it doesn't matter. You think about something else. He thinks differently than you.

34:37 Drew That's right. He doesn't think.

34:40 Adam He doesn't think.

34:40 Drew That's the fault.

34:41 Adam Right. The bear mauls, the boyfriend humps.

34:44 Lamon Brewster Different planets, man.

34:45 Adam Humping machine.

34:46 Lamon Brewster Just totally different planets.

34:47 Adam That's right. And trying to understand us by sort of taking your mindset and inscribing it or grafting it onto us is never going to work. And vice versa, by the way. Yes, Drew?

35:01 Drew I was listening to some primatologist talk today.

35:03 Adam Primatologist?

35:04 Drew You know, anthropologists, the studies.

35:06 Adam Where were you listening to? A primatologist?

35:08 Drew I was listening to all kinds of crazy lectures and stuff.

35:09 Adam Stop doing that.

35:10 Drew But I was going insane.

35:11 Adam Start watching TV so you know what I'm talking about.

35:13 Drew I was going insane listening to them once again.

35:15 Adam Then know the Klitschko brothers because you're too busy hanging out with primatologists.

35:19 Drew This person was waxing on about how, how dare we have these, these sort of ideas about the male primate being bigger physically and aggressive and the female. Really? It's like we like, like we created the animal kingdom.

35:35 Adam Right.

35:35 Drew Social norms. Through our biases. Like what?

35:38 Adam Right.

35:39 Drew What?

35:39 Adam Right. Yeah. We gave the guys the testosterone and the big muscle somehow because of social mores.

35:44 Drew They're not different though. They're not different. That doesn't mean they're different. This is a different body.

35:48 Adam I want to talk. This guy's got something wrong with his penis.

35:51 Drew If I put that up there.

35:52 Adam Yeah, but do we want to talk to him? Still having, I'm going to talk to him. Mom had a breast and ovarian cancer.

35:59 Oh no.

36:00 Adam Having sex since 13, all right. Let's talk to the guy with the cracked penis.

36:04 Drew Thank you.

36:05 Adam Mark?

36:06 Yes.

36:06 Adam You're 23? You have a little chafing on your penis?

36:11 Caller On my head.

36:13 Adam Mm-hmm.

36:13 Drew How long you had that for?

36:15 Caller Too long. As long as I can remember, probably for the last two or three years, it comes and goes.

36:21 Drew How long does it last?

36:22 Adam Ironic with the copious amounts of lubriderm he's been spreading on his chaff for the last four years.

36:28 Drew That's very much to the point. It could be an allergic type reaction.

36:31 Adam Really?

36:31 Caller Yeah.

36:35 Drew Whatever you're using or hitting it with, whatever.

36:38 Adam What are you doing?

36:40 Caller No, the thing is that I usually I'll go and extend a period of time, well, extend a period of time as in like a week or so, without masturbating and it'll still come back. I've really cut back and I've tried to tend to it by using various creams and or...

36:58 Drew Like what creams? What creams?

37:02 Caller God, I haven't used one in a while, actually, but before... No, it's legit. It's 100% legit.

37:09 Drew Now I buy it. See that?

37:10 Adam See that? Yeah. If you'd said 150%, I wouldn't have believed you.

37:16 Drew No, he didn't go. He didn't go, why not?

37:21 Caller I haven't used cream on in a while. Typically, now it's been Vaseline for the past probably...

37:27 Drew Yeah, that won't do it.

37:28 Adam That's not gonna do it. How about a little vitamin E, Drew?

37:31 Drew How about a dermatologist? You have a skin disorder. This is probably an allergic reaction. And you can get psoriasis of the penis. You can get an aneurysm of the penis. Yeah. All kinds of lovely stuff. Erotic dermatitis, contact dermatitis. And this is probably a contact dermatitis. It needs some cortisone cream to clear up.

37:47 Caller Okay. So, like, I feel like the... But this, the underside of my... The head isn't like the other side that rubs against my underwear. Like the underside is fine. And it looks like it did 10 years ago.

38:05 Drew It's nice. Where's that harp music? I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters.

38:12 Adam I remember when I played the conters.

38:15 Drew I remember when I played the conters.

38:17 Adam Ah, I remember when my penis was in its 20s, Drew. Still full of life. The hopes, the dreams. Now, it's a beaten, forgotten man.

38:27 Drew Beaten, certainly.

38:28 Adam The constant, constant physical abuse it's taken over the years. It's really taken. It's so like a fighter that didn't know when to hang it up.

38:37 Drew Now it's trebulous.

38:38 Lamon Brewster That would be a vendor.

38:39 Adam Punch, yeah.

38:39 Drew Trevor Confused.

38:41 Adam Right, disoriented, a mess.

38:44 Drew I've seen it.

38:46 Adam Yeah, can barely string together a sentence. Yeah, pulls to one side, slurred speech. Yeah, what about Holyfield? Is that it for him?

38:57 Lamon Brewster No, he wants to fight again, man. And it's just sad because this man made so much money and he was such an inspiration to others. But I guess when you have that many kids, you have to keep fighting.

39:09 Adam Yeah. Well, Vanders, well, first off. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters.

39:43 Lamon Brewster If you got to understand the thing. You know?

39:46 Adam That's true.

39:47 Lamon Brewster It's like, as sad as it is, you got people out there who are hit man, but it isn't like they can do anything better. So that's what they're gifted at.

39:58 Adam Well, Holyfield, one of my favorite all-time fighters and an incredible champion. And somebody, by the way, Drew, you guys are constantly trying to figure out what makes people tick. Finding out how these guys operate and what goes on. I mean, what goes on in the heart and the mind of a guy like Holyfield, whose people thought he was washed up 10 years ago and he's climbing into the ring and teaching Tyson a lesson.

40:30 Lamon Brewster He washed up now, dog.

40:32 Adam Well, now, yeah, now it's just the idea of just that walk to the ring.

40:38 Drew I mean, how was he when he was doing that?

40:40 Lamon Brewster There's no motion there.

40:41 Adam He's probably like 40, 41, 42 now. I mean, he's or maybe 40, 41, somewhere in that range. But even for Lamon or for anybody, the idea of being a fighter the night before, you know, imagine the night before one of these fights. Can you go to bed? Can you eat? Can you sleep? You know, can you relax? And the walk to the ring? You know what I mean? I mean, this needs to be studied.

41:05 Lamon Brewster Yeah, you know something? I'm glad you asked that because I could tell you f*****g. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters.

42:06 Adam The idea of walking into that ring with those people around and the hype and their allusion and the whole thing, you know, idea that you're getting to the venue three, four hours early.

42:16 Lamon Brewster They don't exist.

42:17 Adam Well, that's why the crowd does not exist. You need to study this. That's why they don't exist. Saying they're pros. That's that's it. Please, Drew, do your work.

42:25 Lamon Brewster It's like if you're thinking about all the millions of.

42:27 Adam All right. All right. We got all we got to take a break. Let's study Lamon during the break. Lamon Brewster here, WBO, heavyweight champ of the world. What's that?

42:37 Drew Vatex gloves.

42:37 Adam Oh, yeah. Use the glove. Lube up and study. Take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

42:47 Love, 191.

42:48 Adam Hey buddy, it's Adam.

42:49 Drew And I'm Dr. Drew.

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42:53 Drew Yes sir.

42:54 Adam You spray that on, you give stink the Axe. Here, buddy, it's Loveline and Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, newfound glory in here tomorrow night. And Lamon Brewster, WBO, heavyweight champ of the world, in here tonight. Looking for Vitaly, or then Vitaly, is not only do you have to deal with the Klitschko brothers, you have to deal with the Vladimir versus the Vitaly, but now the Vitaly can be Vitaly sometimes, too.

43:40 Drew Thank God, Howard Cosell is not around anymore. Can you imagine how he would butcher these names?

43:44 Adam Yeah, well, he liked to have a little nip before he went on air.

43:47 Drew Yeah, I guess he did that before.

43:49 Adam Well, while he was on the air. I miss the days when the sports casters would smoke half pack of cigarettes and go through a fifth of scotch during whatever the event was they're announcing. Like, hey, they look to themselves as, I'm watching a fight. I should be able to enjoy a cigarette and have a belt.

44:04 Drew I'm watching it with you guys.

44:05 Lamon Brewster And the trainers, man, if you go back to even like the 80s, man, the trainers would be in the gyms with cigars, you know, until they find out that that was hurting the fighters.

44:14 Adam Yeah. Forget about the trainers, the fighters used to smoke.

44:18 Lamon Brewster Yes. And what's his name? He still does. What's the guy to be Vernon Forrest?

44:23 Adam Oh, oh, I'm going to I'm going to come up with.

44:25 Lamon Brewster From Nicaragua.

44:26 Adam Yeah. Now, I'm not sure if he really smokes.

44:29 Lamon Brewster No, he really is, guys.

44:30 Drew The reality is that the nicotine, the stimulant in there increases muscle tone and speed.

44:36 Adam May Orga, May Orga is the guy.

44:38 Drew And it takes enough years to screw with your love. They may get something to drug medication wise out of it.

44:42 Adam People go like, oh, he's a smoker. Yeah, he's 27. You know what I mean? This stuff catches up to you when you're in your 50s.

44:49 Drew If you try Optima Athlete, it'll catch up to you in five or six years. But during those five or six years, you may get a drug effect from it, you know, that you benefit from. Yeah. Whoa.

44:59 Adam You should light up. Light up.

45:01 Lamon Brewster The time he heard was he would be drinking coffee before he went off to the ring.

45:05 Drew I was thinking, I think it will do that. Yeah. It increases muscle tone and speed of control.

45:09 Caller Yeah.

45:09 Lamon Brewster It definitely keeps you on your P's and Q's because one of the worst things you can do is go into a fight and get comfortable. You know, you'd be too relaxed, you know.

45:17 Adam But see, if I drink coffee, I'd have to take a leak around the third round.

45:20 Drew How do they not do that anyway?

45:21 Caller All the water going in.

45:22 Adam I think it was a lot of water coming out, too. There's not that much going in.

45:27 Drew Of the sweat.

45:28 Adam I mean, your sweat. No, yeah. Please, Drew.

45:30 Drew They don't pee themselves.

45:30 Adam No.

45:31 Lamon Brewster But it increases your heart, your heartbeat, too, that coffee.

45:34 Adam Yeah, you don't.

45:35 Lamon Brewster And that could wear you down in later rounds.

45:37 Drew True.

45:37 Adam Sylvia? You're 16? What's up?

45:41 Drew 40 seconds left. We're not going to handle this.

45:42 Adam Quiet down. Can't have an orgasm.

45:47 Lamon Brewster Get another man.

45:49 Drew She's 16. Most 16-year-olds can't. Are you expecting to have one?

45:53 Lamon Brewster Not supposed to.

45:54 Drew Well, are you expecting to have one during intercourse? That's probably never going to happen.

45:59 Adam No.

46:00 Drew Yeah. Never. It may, but probably not. And if it is, most of them don't have orgasm during intercourse.

46:07 Lamon Brewster Learn some every day.

46:08 Adam Is that true, Drew? I had no idea.

46:10 Drew Interesting.

46:11 Adam Really. Never experienced.

46:13 Drew A slight majority don't have orgasm ever during intercourse. Do tell.

46:16 Adam I'll tell you. You think you've seen them all, huh?

46:20 Drew Wow.

46:20 Adam There's all kinds.

46:21 Drew Oral sex.

46:23 Adam Oral sex. Oral sex be the more, the more reliable route, safer route.

46:29 Lamon Brewster I've asked my friend, Mel, that.

46:32 Adam Sylvia? Are you okay? You're calling from Bakersfield, so I'm worried. No? All right.

46:42 Drew Slow it down. Slow it down.

46:44 Adam All you 16 year olds, slow down. If you're from Bakersfield, really.

46:47 Drew Five more years.

46:48 Adam No, better yet, freeze yourself. If you're from Bakersfield, hopefully you'll thaw yourself out and it'll be some utopia.

46:54 Drew Yeah.

46:54 Adam 20 years from now. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

46:59 Caller So I know there's nothing wrong with me. So what's up? This hour brought to you in part by Axe.

47:52 Adam Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Lamon Brewster here tonight, WBO Heavyweight Champion of the World. Looking for a little Vitaly Klitschko action, maybe sometime over the summer. It's got to be a good gig, the boxing. You know, really, as a heavyweight, once you've established yourself, probably fighting once a year, once every eight or ten months, something like that, right?

48:18 Lamon Brewster No, man, not a true fighter, you know what I'm saying? A true fighter, man, we fight, you know, you ain't going to see us sitting out there. Well, you know, those are the guys who get, they're just in it for the paychecks, the guys who fight once a year, you know?

48:31 Adam Well, you want. Yeah. But that's the whole problem is even if you want to fight, you got to set things up. You got to you got to you got to get the right match up. And, you know, there's true. There's a lot at stake, too, especially if you got a big money fight that's, you know, looming in the not too future, not too distant future. You don't want to get hooked up with a dangerous guy that could catch you on a bad night and screw up the money that's coming around the corner. You just never know. There's people that don't. Yeah, there's people that don't want to mess with you, too. It's it's tough. It's tough to make fights. And it's really there's not much, you know, it's not like, you know, the playoff system. And am I boring you, Drew? I see you yawning. Am I boring you? Am I boring you? Tell me if I'm boring you. It's not like the playoff system. There's there's nobody has to fight anybody, really. And then you get Don King in the mix and Bob Arum's and All In America, baby. All the all bets are on.

49:26 Drew Is that true?

49:27 Lamon Brewster What's that?

49:28 Drew Boxing is the, no, Boxing is the international.

49:30 Adam That's Don King.

49:30 Lamon Brewster Yeah, most definitely. He's the greatest promoter of all times. He's he's had the highest.

49:35 Adam That's Don King saying All In America.

49:37 Lamon Brewster Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's got Don King has paid the highest price. He's paid fighters more money than all the promoters probably put together.

49:46 Adam Right. He's made everyone and he's made more money himself.

49:50 Caller That's right.

49:51 Adam Don King, All In America, baby. All in America. Hey, guys, that flag around.

49:57 Drew I forgot to tell you, I ran into Don King when I was in New York in the Carnegie deli.

50:02 Caller So yeah, such a quiet guy when he's eating the meal.

50:05 Drew Didn't say a word. Well, first off, what do you what do you do?

50:09 Lamon Brewster And then the camera comes on and he explodes to life. That's Don, man.

50:14 Drew Adam's that way, too. Have you noticed that he explodes every time the mic goes on?

50:18 Adam Well, when you want the guy to talk and eat a corned beef at the same time.

50:22 Lamon Brewster It's like the racehorse. He won't he won't sprint into the gates open.

50:26 Drew It was like four in the morning.

50:27 Lamon Brewster There was nobody in there except for him and his crew. And he didn't say a word to his crew.

50:30 Caller And then when the ladies stood up, turned on the camera, I was like, BAM.

50:35 Adam Well, only in America and possibly Canada could this kind of success story happen, Drew. All right, are you ready?

50:41 Drew I'm just thinking about how lame I truly am.

50:45 Adam I thought the Clutch Girl brothers were from another part of the world.

50:48 Drew Did you say?

50:49 Adam No, here's the whole thing. And this is why we need the Lamon Brewsters of the world to step on up is having had American heavyweight in a few years.

50:58 Lamon Brewster Exactly.

50:59 Adam They Lewis, of course, was a Brit and he's been basically on top for the last eight, nine years or so. It's a couple stumbles here and there. But in general, you know, this is a sport that's dominated by Americans, especially in the heavyweight division. We got a we got a foreign guy who's basically up there now. We had Lewis up there. It's time. Time to get American.

51:24 Lamon Brewster Oh, yeah, man.

51:24 Adam Believe.

51:25 Lamon Brewster Believe me when I tell you, man, I'm Bay Roof. I'm pointing to the outfield. I'm about to knock this one home.

51:30 Adam Right.

51:31 Lamon Brewster Really?

51:31 Adam And he's from Indiana, too.

51:33 Lamon Brewster Believe me, right?

51:34 Adam The Heartland.

51:35 Drew Where in Indiana did you grow?

51:36 Lamon Brewster Indianapolis, Indiana, West Side.

51:38 Drew West Side.

51:39 Lamon Brewster Yeah, man.

51:40 Adam Yeah. Drew, you been there?

51:41 Drew I've been there. I did that warm oil there. Big ol warm oil down there.

51:44 Lamon Brewster Yeah, man.

51:45 Adam Did you and Drew keepin it real? Goin to West Side.

51:48 Drew I ran through that.

51:50 Adam Esther, sure.

51:50 Lamon Brewster You've been chased by black guys. Yeah. Don't stop.

51:56 Adam Esther?

51:58 Lamon Brewster Hello?

51:59 Adam Yeah. What's happenin in year 23?

52:02 Lamon Brewster Basically, every time a guy likes me or tries to pursue me, even if I'm interested in the beginning, I get totally turned off.

52:11 Drew Are you really 23? You're really 23?

52:14 Caller Yeah.

52:14 Drew You sound a little younger than that, but all right.

52:18 Adam She's actin a little younger, too.

52:19 Drew Yeah. That's why I was askin some clarification.

52:22 Adam Well, maybe she's just a late starter. This is something that...

52:25 Drew Or traumatized. Or some dead stuff, you know.

52:28 Adam How's your dad? Do you like him?

52:31 Lamon Brewster I do like my dad. Just that when I was younger, like really young actually, I caught him cheating on my mom.

52:35 Drew What do you mean caught him cheating?

52:38 Lamon Brewster Well, I just kind of walked into a room and he was kind of like kissing another woman, but...

52:44 Drew He wasn't having sex with her.

52:46 Lamon Brewster No, no. He wasn't having sex with her. But my parents have been back together for a long time, so I don't know how much that affects my ability to have another early relationship.

52:56 Drew All we know is you have trouble with intimacy. You push it away. Whether somebody you like or somebody likes you, you're not going to risk it.

53:03 Adam That's got to be one of the... You know, we sort of skate past it a lot. A lot of kids see a lot of stuff. That's got to be one of the freakier things to see. Daddy's kissing on someone who's not mommy. At almost any age. Well, at a certain point you cheer for it. Like, Drew, if you came home and your old man was on top of the maid, he'd be, you know, you'd stuff an extra 20 into her blouse, right? I mean, you'd be happy to see that, right? Yes, of course. Of course you would. But at age, you know, 11, it'd be really... It'd just be almost confusing. And, and effed up seeing Dan get it on.

53:39 Drew You'd know what I meant. You'd know. Well, yeah.

53:41 Adam How old were you, Esther?

53:42 Lamon Brewster Um, actually I was younger than that. I was probably like six or seven.

53:46 Drew Yeah, if you still know.

53:47 Adam Good and weird. Good and weird. Well, that's part of it.

53:51 Drew That can sort of shatter things a little bit. Any shattering experiences can become things that are, uh, problematic later in life. You can't really regulate them, you can't integrate them easily into your life and your sense of yourself and relationships. And naturally enough, there it is, an issue for you. Now, if you can't get yourself to get into a relationship with somebody who is available and who likes you and who isn't, not too alluring because you're going to like a guy who's kind of a cheater, naturally enough. But if you can't do that, then that's time to get some help with it.

54:21 Lamon Brewster Like, what do you suggest I do? Because, I mean, I was like, now I have a guy who likes me and he calls me, but I just avoid him and I'm really turned off by it. I'm turned off by it.

54:32 Drew If he is willing to put up with this, which is a whole other issue, just kind of force yourself to stick with a little bit, see what happens.

54:38 Lamon Brewster I don't know.

54:38 Lamon Brewster The more you avoid him, the more he's going to chase you. Man, love to hunt.

54:42 Drew I know.

54:42 Lamon Brewster That's the problem too.

54:44 Drew How do you feel about yourself when you run away?

54:48 Lamon Brewster Pretty stupid because I mean, I know I've had boyfriends before, but I just wish I could. I would just wish I wasn't turned off by it because there's, I know there's nothing wrong with someone liking me and me liking somebody else.

55:00 Adam Are you into this guy at all or could you just not be into anybody who was into you?

55:06 Lamon Brewster No. See, I liked him before I knew that he liked me back. You know what I mean?

55:10 Drew Too dangerous. Too dangerous, yeah. I suggest you go ahead and have some dates with him and see where it goes and just make yourself do it. Force yourself to contain some of this. Yeah. Act as if you weren't screwed up about these things.

55:26 Adam Exactly.

55:27 Drew You know what I'm saying? Just get a positive attitude and go in and realize that's what you need to do. If you can't, if you cannot, then you need help.

55:34 Adam Well, everybody feel free to act sane. We've talked about this many times.

55:37 Drew That's right.

55:38 Adam Yeah.

55:38 Drew It's fine. You can do that.

55:40 Lamon Brewster Keyword act.

55:41 Drew Yeah.

55:42 Adam And by the way, if you act sane long enough, you'll just be sane. Here's what I'm saying. I mean, it whatever it is, whether it's being a good parent or being a good employee, just act like it long enough and eventually doesn't really matter whether you're that or not. I mean, we could all have homicidal maniac killers lurking inside of us. If they never come out, we never do any time. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. All right. Everyone act same and, oh, I'd love to coach this guy when he goes out on the date with her, because really, as soon as he goes around and opens the door and tells her how nice she looks, he's in for it. His only chance is to do that thing where you're on the date, but you're pretending like you don't really want to be there. They act like you have that thousand yard stare.

56:24 Drew She should give a little coaching before. So this is how I need you to act.

56:28 Lamon Brewster That sounds great. So I just got a question for you, Adam. So if you are coaching a fighter and he comes back to the corner and he's getting beat, what would you tell him?

56:38 Adam I'd say, I'd say.

56:40 Drew Who's your dad? What did he do to you?

56:43 Adam Son, we ever molested? That guy's got a thumb up you out there. I'll tell you what a good fighting, what a good trainer I am, a good corner man I am. I trained one guy, Jimmy Kimmel, to fight in a fight that got me on the radio.

56:59 Drew And he's been fighting the fight of life ever since. And look where it's gotten him. No.

57:03 Adam I sent him out for the second round with no mouthpiece.

57:08 Lamon Brewster That's a common mistake in boxing. It's not because sometimes you could be so overwhelmed.

57:14 Adam Well, I was more bored and I wanted to punish him. And you know, the thing that was funny is, well, no, here's what happened. He was wearing one of those face, one of those headgear that had the little face mask built into it, like the kickers would wear, the one bar that went over the mouth. So it was sort of out of sight, out of mind. This sort of bar was going in front of his mouth. So I forgot to shove the mouthpiece back in there. But you know, the thing that's funny about that boxers is it takes a million years just to have your composure in there, just just not to go nuts because practice makes perfect. You spaz out. What happens? You go off like a bottle rocket.

57:52 Drew Like, oh, yeah.

57:53 Adam No, no. What it is is you get this crazy adrenaline surge like a relationship, fight or flight things. Yeah. It's like you got let out of prison and someone's going to let you have sex with them after ten years. You know, I would say take your time, give a lot of good oral sex, use a lot of petting, take it slow. The blouse goes rip open. You dive on that.

58:12 Drew Is that only after somebody makes contact with you or is this you run in the ring that way?

58:16 Adam Most people lose their composure in the ring, whether they get hit first or not, and abandon all technique.

58:25 Drew So it's not that they run out there that way.

58:27 Lamon Brewster Yeah, we call those people green.

58:28 Adam Yeah, they're green. The punches are flying from all different directions. The more energy you have, the more nervous you are, the more the adrenaline is surging, the worse your form gets. It's sort of like trying to crush a golf ball off the tee. It's just the harder you try to hit it, the further into the rough it's going to go.

58:48 Lamon Brewster That's why the military, they have so many practices, man. They drill so much so that when they do get on that battlefield, whenever it is, if it's just 10 years or just 20 years, when they get there, they know exactly what to do. That's why we go to the gym every single day. I came home with bloody noses and busted lips every day, but it was just to prepare me for that day when I stepped into the ring, oh, he's doing this, oh, this isn't new. This is how I deal with this.

59:15 Adam Pure repetition, just crazy nutty repetition. But the thing that was funny is I knew Jimmy was going to go off and not do anything I told him to say, so I had this great idea, because I only had like two weeks to train him. I said, look, Jimmy, you're going to go in that ring, you're going to get hit with a surge, your punches are just going to start flying, you're just going to start flailing and wailing, you're going to be out of energy in the first 30 seconds. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to give you a number. Each number is going to represent a particular combo. When you hear me yell one, just throw jab cross. One, that just means jab cross. Two means jab cross hook. So we train and I just yell one and ping ping, jab cross. Two, jab cross hook. There were repetition, repetition, repetition. I knew he'd be in the ring. I knew he'd be running around with like a chicken with his head cut off. But maybe when I yelled two, something would snap in his head and he'd throw the jab cross hook. No, I just stand on the edge and I'm ready to yell it. Two! He's just throwing crazy windmill punches all the time. I screamed two and one a thousand times and I got angry at him.

1:00:16 Lamon Brewster Yeah, I'm going to have a beef with him too, man. I have to let you know that.

1:00:21 Adam You're going after Jimmy Kimmel?

1:00:22 Lamon Brewster Yeah, unless he has me on the show.

1:00:25 Adam Oh, I'll see what I can do.

1:00:26 Lamon Brewster Because he made a comment. You know, Don King went on there.

1:00:29 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:00:29 Lamon Brewster And they showed my press conference and I got emotional. Oh, yeah. He made a joke. So I figured that since I won, it's only fair that he would have me on the show. And if not, I'm going to have to chant check him down.

1:00:43 Adam And I'm going to have to talk to him. Yeah. Yeah.

1:00:46 Drew Jimmy's like a joke.

1:00:47 Adam Yelling number two. I think when I yelled number two at Jimmy, he crapped himself. He misunderstood and one, he whizzed in his low foul protector. He told you it didn't work at all. And you know, the thing is funny, too, is that they come back to the corner. It's like, listen, man, listen, you're doing exactly what I said you're going to do. Just go and don't throw any punches. Just go in there, move around, time him for a little bit. Get back to what we practiced. Remember, one, two, just jab cross, just like we did. OK.

1:01:14 Lamon Brewster He ain't listening. He's too tired.

1:01:16 Adam He just went back there and starts following again.

1:01:19 Lamon Brewster Man, you don't hear nothing when you get like if you're not in shape for a fight or, you know, you're feeling stressed out because you can't do nothing with this guy, the senior trying to batter your head. You don't hear nothing in that corner, man. And I hate when I listen to a fight and the trainer is giving like 20 pieces of advice. You're not going to remember any of that at all.

1:01:42 Adam I always like the there's a there's a great interpreter for the Latin guys. Good because he always puts a little wine in his voice. They go to the corner and they slap you. They have the interpreter and the guy's going, come on, what are you doing? And the guy's like, you're not trying hard enough. Start trying. You know, most of the stuff is just like, yeah, no ass, Sherlock. He's hitting you too much. You hit him. You should hit him more and try harder. And now, come on, remember what we practice. It's just it's like you think all sorts of crazy, you know, beautiful words of pearls of wisdom are being dispatched in the car. A lot. Most of it just start trying harder. Start doing what we talked about. Come on.

1:02:16 Drew I was reading something about Phil Jackson last week, where by the time it's, you know, it's the fourth of its second left. And what's he going to say?

1:02:24 Adam Right.

1:02:24 Drew Get the ball in, take a shot. Because you know what to do. You get here. Here's what I suggest. Here's your options. You guys figure out what to do.

1:02:31 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Throw the ball high. See if Shaq can knock it in.

1:02:34 Lamon Brewster Next time you're working a fighter's corner, I got a little advice for you. If they're out of it and you cannot get them to respond to what you're telling them, take the coldest water you can find. Just like shake it. Oh, why he's in the fight. So when you come back to the corner and just pull up, pull his pants back and just dump it.

1:02:54 Adam Dump it down the trunks.

1:02:55 Lamon Brewster Oh, man. He will come too. He will salute you and everybody. Oh, yeah.

1:02:59 Caller He'll be woke.

1:03:01 Drew That 7-Up commercial.

1:03:02 Adam Should have done that to Kimmel. Liam.

1:03:05 Caller Hey.

1:03:06 Adam You're 19. That's right. What's up?

1:03:09 Caller Well, thanks to both of you guys for having this show. You guys are helping a lot of kids.

1:03:13 Lamon Brewster Thanks.

1:03:14 Caller Lamon, Long Live the Fighters.

1:03:17 Lamon Brewster Thank you.

1:03:18 Caller Drew, I've got a question about cocaine. Yeah.

1:03:21 Caller I'm wondering how long it stays in your system.

1:03:23 Drew Kind of depends on what you do. For the most part, people are out in about 12 hours. But it's been reported up to 36 or so.

1:03:29 Caller I mean, as far as like getting tested.

1:03:31 Drew Yeah. I mean, if you're doing a urine test up to 36.

1:03:34 Adam It's out of your system faster than weed.

1:03:37 Drew Yeah, it's usually out in almost anything else. You can be honest, as soon as four.

1:03:40 Lamon Brewster It's usually pretty much out in 12 hours.

1:03:44 Drew People can do an awful lot of it to kick well and metabolize. It's usually like about 8 to 12 hours.

1:03:49 Lamon Brewster I learn some every day.

1:03:50 Adam Yeah. I don't know. We could do an eight ball and you could be tested by the commission tomorrow.

1:03:55 Drew I'm actually working on some home saliva and urine drug kits that maybe towards the end of the summer might be coming out. I'm imagining that.

1:04:03 Adam Under the Mr. Narco label. Come on, dude. Don't be a nerd.

1:04:07 Drew But I'm imagining people are going to use it for this kind of thing. So I decide, OK, I finally passed my test. Now let's go in.

1:04:11 Adam Well, what are you using it for? I mean, so parents can see if their kids have a problem? Oh, Drew.

1:04:18 Drew What?

1:04:19 Adam That's narkin. You're the man.

1:04:20 Drew I'm the man.

1:04:21 Adam You're narkin out the kids. So how does it work? Do we have to lift a sample from these kids?

1:04:28 Drew No, they'd have to volitionally give it. But now.

1:04:31 Adam Why not? Hey, Bobby, how about another Otter Pop? Give me that back. Give me that back. You suck. Give it back.

1:04:36 Drew Oh, the saliva.

1:04:37 Adam Yeah.

1:04:37 Drew Yeah. I don't know if you could do it off of utensils or something. That's an interesting question. I'm still learning about all this stuff, what the options are.

1:04:43 Adam What the hell?

1:04:43 Drew I'll have more to freak out. More to follow.

1:04:45 Adam You know, I'm just going to tell my kid I have drug testing equipment.

1:04:49 Drew Well, frankly, that's going to be a lot of just sticking on the refrigerator.

1:04:52 Lamon Brewster Maybe drug test it when you come home from school this evening. When I decide this guy will pull us off the refrigerator, just wake him up in the middle of the night, random drug test.

1:05:00 Drew Absolutely. It's all we have. It's the only test we have. It's the only one.

1:05:06 Adam What do you mean?

1:05:07 Drew There's no way to tell whether somebody is doing drugs objectively.

1:05:11 Adam Well, you'll know.

1:05:12 Drew I'll know because I'm around so much that stuff, but I do so much. No, that this is the only way you can objectively document whether somebody is doing drugs.

1:05:26 Adam How about having a drug sniffing dog as a pet? He's a good dog, but you also run him through the kid's room once a week.

1:05:33 Drew That'll be my next product.

1:05:35 Adam I'm just saying that the dog, the drug sniffing dogs need a home too. It's not like they got to stay in the kennel.

1:05:40 Drew I'm going to work on this.

1:05:42 Adam You're a drug sniffing dog?

1:05:43 Drew I'm thinking neighborhood drug sniffing dogs. Oh, new neighborhood watch.

1:05:48 Lamon Brewster Every neighborhood should have one.

1:05:49 Adam Right, just run him through the house.

1:05:51 Drew Just send him out.

1:05:52 Adam See what house he goes to. Smart. Drew, I'm serious. If there was just a box that said drug testing kit.

1:06:01 Drew With nothing in it.

1:06:03 Adam Multiple drug testing kit. All you got to do is get one of those small cereal boxes with a variety pack. And then just put a little white tape over it and use a stencil. Just something with a computer. Print it out. Stick a label on it. And picture Drew in a cop outfit with his arms folded. And then once a week, I just take the cotton swabs. Like, OK, kid, here we go. Let's take a little. It's every Friday we do this. And I go back and I just give him a clean. You never do drugs. You couldn't do drugs.

1:06:33 Lamon Brewster I don't know. You got some rebellious kids out there. But just out of spite.

1:06:37 Adam Every once in a while, tell them we got a false positive. Did you eat a poppy seed bagel or something? What's up, Junior? We're going to bring you in for further evaluation. Yeah, kid, just be scared to death.

1:06:48 Drew We have a thermometer.

1:06:48 Adam He'd have an eating disorder and go gay on you, but he wouldn't do drugs.

1:06:51 Drew We have a thermometer. What the hell?

1:06:53 Lamon Brewster In a runaway rate, we'll go up.

1:06:55 Adam We have thermometers. Yeah, we don't sneak it. We have thermometers, but we don't... The kid's got to get sick first before we put it in his ass, right?

1:07:02 Drew Don't put the swab in the mouth. You don't suspect anything.

1:07:06 Adam Oh, Drew, you're going to give your kids an eating disorder. Don't get too weird on them. Don't get naughty on them.

1:07:13 Drew I'll say Uncle Adam's coming to test them.

1:07:14 Adam Yeah, don't just come on. Come on. They'll get weird on you. Liam.

1:07:20 Caller Yeah.

1:07:20 Adam Oh, yeah. We already talked to you. Don't do drugs.

1:07:24 Caller I'm trying real hard to get off them, man.

1:07:27 Drew Cocaine is not something people stop on their own.

1:07:29 Caller Well, I've got some good help. I'm doing really good.

1:07:34 Adam You do an eight ball every two weeks.

1:07:39 Drew When I was really using.

1:07:40 Caller Yeah. Right now, I'm flipping about once every two or four months.

1:07:44 Drew When you go out to be smoking.

1:07:46 Caller I'm sorry.

1:07:46 Drew Do you smoke it when you go to bench?

1:07:48 Caller No, I was snorting it.

1:07:50 Lamon Brewster Don't give up, man.

1:07:51 Take a little Vicodin tonight. Take some codeine. Smoke a little heroin.

1:07:55 Adam Drew, please. We're still. We're not in a break. Drew had plans for after the show. He thought we went to Frank.

1:08:01 Caller Well, I've got the best help in the world, but thank you guys.

1:08:03 Drew Great.

1:08:04 Lamon Brewster Praying for you.

1:08:05 Adam Take care. Everyone who and by the way, you think everyone's smoking it. They're snorting it these days. There's people that are buying.

1:08:13 Drew I see people I see are all smoking. All smoking.

1:08:16 Adam Really? You're talking about relatives and family? And the patients. Yeah, the people who buy it. I don't know enough about it. But if you buy the eight balls, I think you're snorting it. Yeah, because if you're smoking it, you're just buying it in crack form.

1:08:31 Drew You know what they tell me is when they smoke, they tell me how much they spend a day.

1:08:35 Adam Right. It's a daily thing.

1:08:37 Drew I spend 150 bucks a day on a bench.

1:08:39 Adam Right. And they're buying crack. They're not cooking it up and processing it.

1:08:43 Lamon Brewster Do you stay higher from smoking or starting?

1:08:48 Drew Smoking is worse than shooting it.

1:08:50 Lamon Brewster Smoking is really...

1:08:51 Drew Because when you shoot it, it distributes throughout your body, goes through your lung, passes through and then back to your heart and then back to your brain. When you inhale it, the entire surface area of your lung is exposed to it, back to the heart directly to the brain.

1:09:03 Lamon Brewster Man, I've seen it destroy so many people that I grew up with. You know, it's not even funny. And, you know, I would just advise anybody, listen to this, man. Take it from the heavyweight champion of the world. This is a drug you do not want to mess with.

1:09:18 Adam Take it from a guy who got beat in one Golden Gloves fight. You do not want to mess with this drug. See, it's from the top to the bottom.

1:09:25 Drew Well, go show them your tape.

1:09:26 Adam And everything in between. I am going to show Lamon Brewster a little something about boxing.

1:09:31 Lamon Brewster Yeah, man.

1:09:32 Adam WBO heavyweight champion of the world.

1:09:33 Lamon Brewster See your footwork.

1:09:34 Adam And when you come back, you'll be like, oh.

1:09:36 Drew We'll see. We'll see.

1:09:38 Adam We don't know. We'll be right back. Hey, Mel. After this.

1:09:52 Caller This program is for...

1:10:09 Adam Hey everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Newfound glory in here tomorrow night. Lamon Brewster in here tonight. WBO Heavyweight. Champion of the world. Looking for a little Clitchco action. And now he beat...

1:10:25 Drew That's Clitchco.

1:10:26 Adam Behind us, yeah. It's Big Math.

1:10:27 Drew But this is, which one?

1:10:29 Adam That's Vladimir. No, that's Vitaly.

1:10:31 Drew Vitaly.

1:10:32 Adam Who was being called Vitaly for a while, and now...

1:10:35 Lamon Brewster He said it wasn't marketable in the United States, so they're going back to Vitaly.

1:10:39 Adam Oh, I see. It's about actual size. We got a big cardboard cut out of him. He's so large. He's a lot of man.

1:10:46 Lamon Brewster He should be, he should play basketball, really.

1:10:49 Adam Yeah. He should, but he's probably making more money in the heavyweight ranks. Now, has there been talk about a rematch with you and Vladimir, Vitaly's younger brother?

1:11:02 Lamon Brewster Well, maybe after his six month suspension.

1:11:05 Adam Oh, is he really? Is he going to get suspended?

1:11:07 Lamon Brewster No, he's suspended.

1:11:08 Adam Oh, he is. Now, there was discussion about something being put on his gloves or causing, there's a foul play afoot. Perhaps.

1:11:17 Drew And you're fine. And you're fine.

1:11:19 Lamon Brewster Yeah, man. You know, he made a claim that someone poisoned him, but the only thing I can tell you is watch the tape. That's the only poison I know, the left hook to the chin. If he's really genuinely making those kinds of claims, I mean, nutty guy, man, let me tell you, the state of Nevada, which is the greatest boxing commission in the in the in the world, they would have been the first to pick up on this. You know, the blood test, we have to pee in a cup before and after the fight.

1:11:47 Adam Really?

1:11:48 Lamon Brewster And they also drew his blood at the hospital once that he was driven to after the fight.

1:11:53 Adam So, well, the thing is, is the guy is a huge man. He's a sore loser, six, six, seven, you know, two hundred forty five, fifty pounds. And the big guys, they cannot they become like NFL linemen and that you can't go both ways and run up and down the field all day long. Eat the body that size. Now, the hundred and thirty pound guys, they can punch like they're there. These guys are like the ferrets running on a wheel. You know what I mean? I mean, these little little hamsters running on a train, but they can just punch and punch and punch never never stops. The big guys cannot do that. Vladimir tried to do that to layman's head for about five rounds and wore himself to it to point of exhaustion. Yeah, I mean, caught him with a couple of big hooks and finally chopped that tree down.

1:12:44 Lamon Brewster Yeah, man, you know, it's really impossible for a guy that height. You know, you take his heart, you know, that means his heart has to work over time to push blood to his feet and to his head at the same time, you know, and at the rate he was throwing punches, man, you know, knew he wouldn't last. That's why I say we take him to the deep water and drown him. As I say, we get him drunk and then we mug him.

1:13:08 Adam But here's how you take him to the deep water. You get socked in the head by a guy of six, eight, two hundred forty five pounds.

1:13:13 Lamon Brewster Well, let me tell you something. A guy usually if you look at fights, right, if you look at a small guy, his shoulders are snapping when he's throwing punches. If you look at most big guys, they don't know how to probably throw punches. So they throw them from the arm. It's not from the hip. You know, don't start in the foot. Like Mike Tyson was a great devastating puncher because he knew how to punch. Whereas these big guys, they throw arm punches like Vladimir. He was throwing a lot of arm punches. You didn't see his hips, you know, snapping his waist turn. You just saw his arms, you know. So, you know, naturally, he punches over.

1:13:51 Adam It's true. And bigger guys don't have to use their. It's like like you remind me. Always remind me of like guy. You ever see Darrell Strawberry hit a home run? Yeah. Just take that beanpole body of his and snap those hips and that bat speed, which is whip. And here's a guy whose arms are skinny, who's, you know, skinny, skinny guy. Pow! 450 foot shot. Tommy Hearns used to be that way.

1:14:19 Lamon Brewster Yeah, the guy has literally had to turn the thumb down, man. Literally a big difference.

1:14:24 Adam Literally six to one hundred and fifty five pounds. I mean, you think about guys who you know, I mean, you don't you don't you don't think about these guys. Wait, think about a guy six to you see, you know, guy six to is one hundred and seventy pounds. You're talking about a skinny, pretty, pretty slender guy. How about like one fifty four and six to. Now that guy throwing some power. That's all hip.

1:14:44 Lamon Brewster Ended up to get caught at the end of that punch, man. It's probably equivalent to getting hit by Barry Barnes.

1:14:50 Adam That's right. Yeah. Well, maybe Blair. He thought it was only heavyweights were in the United States. Come on, Drew, folks, now let's get a hand in. Let's break it down. Let's go now. Let's go, Lamon. Let's focus on the show. Now we got to help Blair. Hey, that helmet is not a chair. Let's go now. Break it down. Grab a knee.

1:15:13 Lamon Brewster So long. And yeah, I've been wanting to call it. Anyways. Yeah, I was just wondering if I would be able to regain sensitivity. I mean, I have some sensation, but like maybe be able to have an orgasm through oral sex. And if I quit masturbating with like a vibrator on my clitoris, like an electric massager, you know.

1:15:39 Drew Yeah, the sensitivity tends to recur, return.

1:15:42 Lamon Brewster Yeah, because I've been like kind of making myself not do it, you know, for a long time because it says up here since you were eight.

1:15:50 Adam You were putting one of those on.

1:15:51 Lamon Brewster Yeah.

1:15:52 Lamon Brewster Yeah.

1:15:53 Drew How did you come to that?

1:15:54 Lamon Brewster I just was just like playing around with one of the massagers and I was like, oh, this feels good down here.

1:16:00 Adam And by the way, you can't you cannot leave these things around.

1:16:04 Lamon Brewster How old are you now?

1:16:05 Lamon Brewster 21.

1:16:06 Lamon Brewster 21.

1:16:07 Adam Let me explain. If I get one of these massagers when I have kids, I'm going to have a time meter on there that's going to hurt. You know what I mean? I'm going to chart every hour that's been on down to the second. You know what I mean? 42 minutes on here between the time daddy put it down and the time daddy picked it up.

1:16:25 Lamon Brewster Yeah, they get pretty hot to you man.

1:16:27 Adam Yeah.

1:16:28 Lamon Brewster Oh, parents, this is a warning. Take your batteries out of your toys.

1:16:32 Adam Do what?

1:16:33 Lamon Brewster I'm sorry, the phone cut out for just a little bit right there.

1:16:36 Adam This is like, this is your... All right. Our phone line sucks.

1:16:41 Drew You got to cut this out, but the thing is you don't want to cut it out because it's not as good as what it can do for you. So you just keep going back. I don't know quite what you're looking for.

1:16:51 Adam Let's talk about this theory, which is things. Ultimately, it's like quitting a drug. Things are ultimately better when you stop. The problem is, is they're not better while you're stopping. They're better after you stop. And no one wants to go through that part. You know what I'm saying? But in the bigger pictures, that way with a life, it's like a life is better with a college degree. It's just people don't want to spend that time not getting paid and doing, you know what I mean? They don't want to go through that part.

1:17:20 Drew I agree with you in terms of the basic theoretical framework, but this is something that she can do long term without harming herself.

1:17:28 Lamon Brewster If she's happy, she should stop.

1:17:30 Drew That's what I'm saying. Why does she want to stop?

1:17:32 Adam Well, maybe she wants to enjoy intercourse.

1:17:34 Lamon Brewster I can have orgasms through intercourse just with this last guy that I was with. I was in a two-year relationship and we recently broke up in January and everything, but we still have sex, which I slept with like five guys since we broke up, but I wasn't able to have an orgasm with any of them, so I think it's just him.

1:17:55 Lamon Brewster Your heart isn't in it.

1:17:56 Lamon Brewster Intercourse, but it's not as good as when I used the vibrator.

1:18:02 Lamon Brewster I don't think any man could vibrate like that.

1:18:06 Adam No, not unless he's having a seizure.

1:18:08 Lamon Brewster Huh?

1:18:09 Adam Okay, you're fine. Use the vibrator if it's bad. Whatever floats your boat.

1:18:16 Drew You don't have to stop. I guess your thing is she wants to stop long enough that she gets sensitivity to be able to have an orgasm with oral sex. Okay, you can do that.

1:18:23 Caller Right.

1:18:23 Drew You may have to wait a few months. I don't know if you'll make it. And what you're aiming for ain't quite what you're getting now, too. You know what I mean?

1:18:31 Caller Right.

1:18:33 Adam All right. Find a guy I fall in love. Yeah? Yeah. And like I said, parents, keep those vibrators. I'm going to vet it. You got the drug test. I'm going to do a vibrator test. Yeah. Vismagraft or something.

1:18:45 Lamon Brewster Now, how would this work?

1:18:46 Adam Well, it's going to be a probe because there's no way to work around it. They'll be universal probe work for the ladies and for the gents.

1:18:54 Lamon Brewster What would it look like?

1:18:56 Drew Well, it's going to be a vibrator. Vibrator.

1:19:02 Adam I will argue that up to 48 hours after the vibrator is removed, there's still microscopic movement going on in the vagina. You see, there's still movement that's been going on. This will measure that movement. And I'm going to work some of the guys over Caltech about it, a lot of guys. And we'll use a Richter scale type approach to it. If you got like a 7.5, that's off the charts. If you're only registering like a 2 and change, that'd just be a tremor.

1:19:30 Lamon Brewster So how do you get this approved? Do you do some kind of experiments? Like in Harvard?

1:19:36 Adam We do testing on college kids. No, we do testing on hobos.

1:19:40 Drew Lamon wants to be part of the clinical study.

1:19:43 Lamon Brewster Yeah.

1:19:45 Adam Well, I'll tell you what, I can't say it in front of him, but there will be one part of the study will just have the probe with a piece of yarn tied on it to a thing with a graph that really just checks.

1:19:55 Drew It will be the control.

1:19:56 Adam Just an ohmmeter for checking battery voltage on cars. Yeah, it will be the control group. Yeah, because we will need a control group. Drew, so I don't know if we will be able to package that with the drug test. Because it is really the same group. You know what I am saying? Do it in an eight ball and then it is right to daddy's vibrator.

1:20:15 Drew And then we will have a little porn on the computer sort of monitor of some type. Yeah. We will have it all locked up.

1:20:21 Adam Yeah, it will be great. Jennifer?

1:20:24 Lamon Brewster Yeah?

1:20:25 Adam You are sixteen?

1:20:27 Caller Yeah.

1:20:27 Adam What is happening?

1:20:30 Lamon Brewster I am going out with my boyfriend for like six months now and like I don't know. I don't do it purposely but I cheated on him like I don't know. Not that many times.

1:20:42 Caller Just like six times.

1:20:43 Drew Oh, not that.

1:20:45 Adam Wow.

1:20:45 Drew Who could complain about that?

1:20:47 Adam Six.

1:20:47 Lamon Brewster What do you consider a lot?

1:20:52 Adam Well, let me ask you this. Did you have sex with guys six different times?

1:20:56 Lamon Brewster Yeah.

1:20:57 Adam Oh, really? And are these six different guys or is this an old boyfriend?

1:21:04 Lamon Brewster Were you using protection?

1:21:08 Lamon Brewster Like with like three of them.

1:21:10 Lamon Brewster You nasty.

1:21:12 Caller Don't say that.

1:21:14 Lamon Brewster You are.

1:21:15 Caller No, I'm not.

1:21:16 Lamon Brewster I feel like a whore already.

1:21:18 Lamon Brewster No, you don't have to feel that way. You just protect yourself.

1:21:21 Drew Well, let's evaluate what you said. You didn't mean to or you couldn't help yourself. What do you mean by that?

1:21:26 Caller It's like you get caught up in the moment.

1:21:28 Lamon Brewster Like, I don't do it.

1:21:29 Lamon Brewster Like, do you like to live? Do you like life?

1:21:32 Drew I don't know.

1:21:37 Adam Like, who's that yelling in the background? Oh, really? By the way, it's bad sign when you're living with grandma.

1:21:44 Caller You know, yeah, my mom just.

1:21:46 Drew Oh, again.

1:21:49 Adam Why are you living with grandma?

1:21:50 Drew Chris knew his grandma, too, somehow.

1:21:51 Adam His mom kicked me out. Well, he's living with his grandma. Well, your mom kicked you out because you're out of control.

1:21:57 Lamon Brewster Yeah, supposedly.

1:21:59 Drew Yeah, not supposedly. She was quite right. You can't even be 16. You claim to love your boyfriend. You want to have a relationship. I do. And yet you can't contain your impulses to the point where you cheated on him. Not once.

1:22:10 Caller I don't do it on purpose. Like, I think.

1:22:12 Drew Wait, wait. Stop there. Stop. Stop.

1:22:15 Adam Let's take a.

1:22:15 Drew Who did it then? Who does it?

1:22:16 Adam Let's take a break. We'll sort her out. After the break. Jennifer. We're going to take a quick break.

1:22:24 Drew No cheating between now and our coming back.

1:22:25 Adam Yeah. Maybe a little oral, but no intercourse in between the next four or five minutes.

1:22:30 Drew All right.

1:22:31 Adam All right. So hang on. Lamon Brewster is here tonight. WBO Heavyweight Champ of the World. Take a quick break and then we're going to break Jennifer down and build her back up. Yeah. Get a hand in. Break it down. Yeah. After this commercial.

1:22:45 Caller All right, guys.

1:22:46 Drew Bottom line.

1:22:46 Caller Here's the deal. I'm looking to hook up. Sick of wasting time with the wrong person. One call is all you need to make.

1:22:52 Drew Call the Dateline.

1:22:53 Caller 877-889-DATE. Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:23:01 Lamon Brewster 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:23:17 Adam Nice to meet you. And that's Dr. Drew, Lamon Brewster here tonight, WBO Heavyweight Champion of the World. Showing a little of my stuff during the break.

1:23:27 Drew What do you think?

1:23:28 Lamon Brewster You got skills, man. I can't wait to...

1:23:31 Drew Beat the crap out of it?

1:23:31 Lamon Brewster Yeah. Well, you made me say yes. No. What I would like is for you to get into the ring with me and let me work on my eye and hand coordination on defending myself from your punches, your mighty blows.

1:23:45 Adam You never know when a spindly, brillo-headed, nasally guy from the Valley is going to come gunning for you, Drew. And when that happens, you got to be ready. And the only way to be ready is to stay ready. You cannot get ready. You got to be ready and stay ready.

1:24:01 Drew Got it.

1:24:02 Lamon Brewster Well, you can hold yourself... If you can hold your own with the heavyweight champion of the world, man, you can walk around with your chest.

1:24:08 Drew Just to be cool.

1:24:09 Adam I would love to get in and move around with it, Lamon.

1:24:13 Lamon Brewster It would be my pleasure.

1:24:17 Adam There's a lot of paperwork we would have to sign off before I got into the ring. But then, Drew, would it be funny if he just turned me into a drooling vegetable? I'd be like... Well, that's the show. I want to thank Lamon Brewster for coming in here. God bless you, Lamon.

1:32:50 Lamon Brewster Man, thank you for having me. It was such a pleasure. I learned so much today.

1:32:55 Adam WBO, heavyweight champ of the world. Much success to you, and here's all we ask is that when you do become the undisputed champ, you don't forget us. You come back.

1:33:04 Lamon Brewster No, you're going to be my sparring partner.

1:33:06 Adam That's right. I told Lamon we're going to move around a little bit. He just can't hit me.

1:33:11 Lamon Brewster I'm going to have to stay in touch with you because man, I've sat here and just examined you, and I've learned a lot, man. I feel like I need to sign up for some therapy from you or something. You can come back.

1:33:22 Adam Therapy from the doc, a little moving around with the ace man.

1:33:26 Lamon Brewster Yeah, man.

1:33:27 Adam You're covered.

1:33:28 Lamon Brewster Oh man, that's good.

1:33:29 Adam Lamon Brewster, and everyone go to lamonbrewster.com by the way.

1:33:32 Lamon Brewster L-A-M-O-N-B-R-E-W-S-T-E-R.

1:33:36 Adam Find out what's going on when the next fight is about this new to your dog program. So, tomorrow night, newfound glory. Until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:33:46 Lamon Brewster Are you using protection?

1:33:49 Lamon Brewster Uh, like, with like three of them.

1:33:52 Lamon Brewster You nasty.

1:33:56 Caller This has been Loveline.

1:33:59 Adam The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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