Episode 1000612940591

0:54 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

1:00 Voiceover Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:04 Adam That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Lostprophets in studio tonight.

1:15 Hello.

1:17 Adam It's Jamie and Mike both here. Start something, name of the CD. These guys were in, right after the Super Bowl.

1:25 Yes.

1:25 Adam And because you played the K-Rock Super Bowl.

1:28 That's right.

1:28 Adam Party and then came here immediately after. Super Bowl, not a big thing. Were you guys from Wales?

1:34 Yes.

1:35 Adam Is the Super, American football's no big deal over there?

1:38 Lostprophets No, really, no.

1:39 Well, it gets showing.

1:41 Adam It gets showed, the Super Bowl.

1:43 Lostprophets Actually, there's a town in Newport that have their own American football team.

1:47 Adam Oh really?

1:48 Lostprophets But they don't, I don't think they wear the pads.

1:51 No, they wear the pads as proper American football. Without Americans.

1:56 Lostprophets I went training with them once.

1:58 Adam Yeah, it's rough. Well, you know, it struck me that soccer's basically caught on here. I mean, it's caught on in terms of it's being played as much as any sport. It's not being paid attention to probably as much as it is in the UK. But I would bet just because of the amount of people we have over here, it was probably more junior soccer teams, you know, like nine year olds playing soccer in the United States than probably in Europe.

2:25 Drew Well, not in Europe, but in England.

2:28 Lostprophets So that should mean you're actually better. You should be better.

2:31 Drew That means we really, we should be, we suck.

2:32 Adam We should be.

2:34 We've got a really good female team.

2:36 Adam I'll tell you why we're not that good. A, we don't care. B, we send our white guys. We keep the black guys for the important stuff, you know? And then, and then it's sort of like, it's sort of like why a lot of, like the Chinese can't drive out here, which is not enough generations. You know what I mean? Like when your grandfather was driving a bike and his father and then his son, your dad rode a bike and then you're like the first guy to get a car in your entire village, you're not gonna be very good. And this is what we are with soccer. We need a few generations. We need guys whose dads and grandpas played and we don't like, there's no grandpas that ever played soccer, not even any dads, right? It was like the first generation.

3:18 Drew Well, there's some dads now, you're in that point.

3:20 Lostprophets It kind of works the other way as well with ice hockey in the UK. Cause we've got a lot of ice hockey teams, but they're crap.

3:26 Adam Oh really? Yeah, they don't have enough.

3:28 Lostprophets And we try and like buy like Canadian ice hockey players and they just come in and destroy everybody else.

3:35 Drew But they have curling.

3:36 Adam They got curling, which is a huge, they got curling and ice fishing over there, which to me suggest the country has a problem with booze. If you think about it, ice fishing is what you do when you want to drink and be left alone. Curling is what you do when you're drunk. So yeah, ice fishing you do to get the buzz and then you go out and curl once you've got the buzz going.

3:57 Drew You ever seen a curling rink?

3:58 Adam I have seen.

3:59 Drew They're huge.

4:00 Adam I've seen, it's an Olympic sport. Have you guys seen curling? They take this-

4:07 Drew Like bowls, yeah?

4:08 Adam They take, yeah. It's mesmerizing. It's a little bocce ball, it's a little bowling.

4:13 It's like a big lump of stone with a handle.

4:15 Drew Little maintenance work.

4:17 Adam The broom. Yeah, they take-

4:18 Lostprophets They clean the ice.

4:19 Drew The sanitation engineer.

4:20 Adam They take like a frozen turkey with a rope on it. It's a weird weight, yeah. And they just, they slide this weight.

4:27 Drew It's a little bit of shuffleboard.

4:28 Adam And somebody runs in front of it and sweeps very vigorously to steer it.

4:33 Lostprophets Is that a professional sport then?

4:36 Drew I think it's your country.

4:38 Lostprophets What would be the description of the people, you know, the job title, the people that clean the ice?

4:43 Adam Jackass.

4:46 Lostprophets I do ice cleaning.

4:48 Adam It's, I don't know, and by the way, are there any, I don't know when that was made an Olympic sport, and I know they always have the Olympic trial sports. When do we say no? You know what I mean? It's like, all right, curling, Olympic trial sport. Let's see what you guys got. All right, you Canucks, slide that frozen turkey out there. You retard is drunk, run out front of it with a broom. All right, gentlemen, we've seen enough, we're moving on. Sorry, that will not be making the Olympics. By the way, we let you guys in, we gotta let everyone in. You understand? If we make this an official Olympics sport, who are we gonna say no to? They're all gonna go, what about the curling? And we should just nip that one in the bud. And it's not like it comes from ancient Greece or anything, does it?

5:35 Drew I doubt it, no, I don't think it does.

5:38 Adam Get on that internet and find out when curling entered the Olympics.

5:44 He's like, okay, do I have to?

5:47 Adam You have to do it. All right, see the calendar page is blowing by and the trees is changing, leaves falling, snow gathering. Now the thaw again, eventually Drew will head over there and find it, yes sir?

5:59 Drew Absolutely, around late spring.

6:00 Adam All right, Lostprophets here tonight. We'll hear something off the CD. They're gonna be at the House of Blues, by the way, this, what is it, Sunset?

6:09 Lostprophets Friday.

6:10 Adam This Friday, House of Blues, Sunset, on Sunset, this Friday everybody. 14 bucks, that's cheap.

6:18 Lostprophets That is cheap for three bands. Three good bands, actually.

6:22 Adam Three good bands. Yeah. Now that's cheap for just you guys.

6:25 Lostprophets I know.

6:25 Adam Yeah.

6:26 Lostprophets We don't sell ourselves short really, but we like to offer a service.

6:29 Adam Yeah, that's smart. No, let the kids go out and see a show. Not paying an arm and a leg. Drew? You ready to go?

6:37 Drew Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

6:39 Adam Kat?

6:39 Lostprophets Kind of.

6:44 Adam You're 16, what's up?

6:45 Caller Yeah, okay, I'm a lesbian, and my girlfriend and I have been, we're together for five months now, coming up on five months. And every time we have sex, either oral or any kind of sex at all, she comes really quickly, like within two minutes probably. And I don't know, I mean, obviously that's not, I'm not doing a bad job, but I just, I don't know what is there that I can do to make it last longer, I guess.

7:12 Drew Is she complaining?

7:13 Caller No, she's not complaining, but I don't know, I wish it would last a little longer.

7:17 Adam Well, does she have to close up shop as soon as she has the orgasm?

7:23 Caller No, I don't know, I just like, I mean, I tried making it last longer.

7:28 Drew No, listen, answer that question.

7:29 Adam Everybody, please listen. Would you just stop, stop just bulldozing forward with your same retarded questions? Does she have to stop after she has the orgasm?

7:38 Caller Yeah.

7:39 Adam This, there you go.

7:40 Caller Yeah.

7:41 Drew She does? Why?

7:44 Caller She says it's too sensitive.

7:46 Drew Can you have an orgasm first before her?

7:48 Caller Can I? Yeah, I can usually have more than one.

7:51 Adam Oh, all right, well, then that's good.

7:55 Drew Well, why don't you do your thing first and then finish it?

7:58 Caller Yeah, the thing I've been doing, I don't know, I was just wondering if there was anything you guys could help me with, any tips or something, I could try to make it.

8:05 Adam How about you put all that stuff that burns away, warts on her clitoris. Set it up, set it up, be like shoe lather.

8:14 Drew Dissolve it?

8:15 Adam You won't even know, you burn it with a cigarette, she wants you to be like, I smell burning flesh, what is that? I don't know, ice it down, what do you think? Look, coke, liquid coke's good.

8:26 Lostprophets I think both of them are very lucky people. They shouldn't be moaning about that at all.

8:30 Drew There's medication they can do this, but I certainly wouldn't recommend it.

8:33 Adam There is, what is it?

8:33 Drew Well, the Prozac and Zoloft, things can delay things.

8:36 Lostprophets Just get drunk.

8:37 Adam Yeah.

8:38 Caller Get drunk, okay.

8:39 Adam She's 16, she's 16, she should stick to heroin. Hey, all right, Kat, good times. And how fast can she rebound after she has her orgasm?

8:52 Caller Sometimes not at all. Like sometimes like after a couple minutes, like she's okay to go again, but then I can't make her come after that. So usually it's only, she can only come once.

9:04 Adam Hmm, interesting. All right. She's like one of those derringer pistols, you know what I mean? She's got the one shot, you keep it in your socks.

9:14 Lostprophets Sounds like you, Mike.

9:14 Drew It goes off really easily.

9:15 Adam It goes off easily, it's got not much range.

9:19 Drew Can't reload.

9:19 Adam No, that's it, it's just for that one thing where the guy pulled the ace out of his boot and he's been cheating. You know what I mean?

9:27 Drew Yeah, pow. Yeah.

9:29 Adam I watched a little star-skiing hutch tonight.

9:31 Drew The movie or the old TV show? The old TV show, yeah.

9:34 Adam And it hadn't been turned on for more than a minute and a half before cars just start flying through trash cans. There's trash cans piled up, trash cans falling over boxes. Always a fight in an alley with trash cans and boxes. I don't know if you guys get to watch much American TV, but back in the 70s, it was one big long fight in an alley with guys flying into boxes. They didn't appear to have anything in them.

9:57 Drew Yeah, by the way, I don't know, I've ever seen boxes stacked in an alley.

10:00 Adam Certainly not just filled with nothing. Shredded newspaper.

10:03 Drew Just refrigerator boxes.

10:04 Adam Yeah, just piles and piles of boxes filled with shredded newspaper. Nothing sharp, nothing rusty, nothing ironically that you'd be throwing away in that box.

10:14 Drew Or keeping in a box or sending in a box.

10:16 Adam And then lots of trash cans just to be knocked over everywhere you go.

10:20 Lostprophets That was the 70s though, wasn't it?

10:21 Adam Yeah.

10:22 Lostprophets I mean, I worked in like a jean shop. And we had to like fold the boxes and put them in the night parcels.

10:27 Adam Yeah, to break them down.

10:28 Lostprophets Yeah, yeah. But maybe back then, you know, they didn't have foldable cardboard boxes.

10:32 Drew No, back then they had horrible television.

10:34 Adam Horrible TV.

10:35 Lostprophets Yeah.

10:36 Adam And it was basically the same five stunts that just happened over and over all in an alley. The other thing I haven't seen in a long time that I don't do on TV anymore is back in the day, when a guy was on The Lamb, he would get his car painted. Because they were looking for a green Oldsmobile. Aha. He pulled it into his buddy's shop, get it painted red. But somehow they would scratch the paint off real. Now they just realize, eh, best just to get a new car. They have to wait until they actually get the car painted. It could take months. Sometimes they get a car painted. You'd get your car painted. You're going to have cops chasing you, shooting at you. You'd pull into an Earl's Shive and get the car painted while they were waiting outside. And then you'd pull out, and they couldn't find you. They can't find you anymore. You got it painted.

11:21 Drew And then you'd die in quicksand.

11:22 Adam Yeah, and then you'd drive into quicksand. You guys have quicksand in Wales?

11:26 Lostprophets Not much of it, no.

11:27 Adam Not a lot?

11:28 Drew Don't most people die in quicksand?

11:29 Adam A lot of people used to die on TV out here.

11:32 Lostprophets A lot of Welsh people die in quicksand.

11:34 Drew Well, like anywhere.

11:36 Adam I really thought growing up there was a 50-50 chance I was going to go in quicksand. I'm still, and I've got it down to about 30% now.

11:43 Lostprophets But we have pools spread out. Honestly, in every single town in Wales, there's a pool called the Dead Man's Pool. And you don't walk anywhere near the Dead Man's Pool, because apparently it's like 9 million miles deep.

11:56 Adam Really?

11:56 Lostprophets Anywhere near it, and you fall in. So it's kind of like quicksand, only wet.

11:59 Adam You mean there'd be like old mines that would be filled with water or something?

12:03 Lostprophets Well, I have no idea. I don't go anywhere near it.

12:04 Drew Of course, anyone knows if you do.

12:05 Lostprophets They call it the Dead Man's Pool.

12:06 Drew If you step in water, it sucks you down.

12:08 Adam Well, and the Dead Man's Pool does.

12:11 Drew Yeah.

12:11 Adam Yeah, you got to be careful. A live man's fool to go near the Dead Man's Pool. Do you see that? I work as a lifeguard in one of those places. Colleen?

12:20 Yes.

12:21 Adam Oh, you're 23?

12:23 Caller Yes.

12:24 Adam All right, what's up?

12:26 Caller Well, I found out about two weeks ago that I'm pregnant. And I've been having sex with my boyfriend, the one that I'm pregnant by. I've been having cramps, cramps that I would normally get, like, around my menstrual cycle. But it's only after I orgasm.

12:45 Drew Well, even so, do you want to keep this pregnancy going?

12:48 Caller Yeah.

12:49 Drew Have you seen an obstetrician yet?

12:51 Caller No, I haven't. I just found out, and I've been to Planned Parenthood. I'm getting on Medicaid and all that stuff.

12:58 Drew You have been to Planned Parenthood?

12:59 Caller Yeah, I went today to Planned Parenthood, got a form for Medicaid to go through the hospital.

13:05 Drew Did you tell them you were having crampy abdominal pain?

13:08 Caller No, I asked them if I could talk to somebody about this type of stuff, and I set up an appointment for next week.

13:13 Drew Are you having any bleeding or spotting?

13:15 Caller No, I haven't had any bleeding or spotting.

13:18 Drew Okay, if the pain becomes severe, you've got to go to the hospital right away, okay? Because this can be a sign of an ectopic pregnancy. It can be the sign of a pregnancy. The pregnancy starts in the tube instead of the uterus.

13:29 Adam Yeah.

13:31 Drew And that can rupture the tube and bleed and be a big mess. Okay, so that would need to be treated emergently.

13:36 Adam Because the kid's growing? Is it because the thing grows in the tube? Yeah.

13:40 Drew Just pow, pops it.

13:42 Adam Eventually see the kid's face.

13:43 Caller Even if it's only like a month or a month and a half long?

13:47 Drew What's that?

13:48 Caller I'm only at least a month long. At most a month and a half long.

13:54 Drew That's about when it happens.

13:55 Adam Hey Colleen.

13:57 Caller Yeah.

13:58 Adam Were you ever into speed?

14:00 Caller Into speed? Oh, no. Stay away from that stuff.

14:05 Adam Why?

14:06 Caller Why? Why do I stay away from it? Why should I get into speed? Are you guys serious?

14:12 Adam All right. So you never had a problem with it.

14:15 Caller No, I've never had a problem with speed. I smoke pot.

14:19 Adam What's your other, any other drugs?

14:20 Caller That's my extensive drug use.

14:23 Adam You're doing all right?

14:25 Caller Yeah, I mean, I'm a little freaked out. It's my first pregnancy, but.

14:29 Adam Right. What's going on? I don't trust this guy. And what about Medicaid? Where's your insurance?

14:34 Caller I don't have insurance. I'm a waitress.

14:37 Adam Does your boyfriend have a job?

14:39 Caller Yes, he has a job. He's a waiter. So we're getting on the Medicaid stuff. But I was just worried. And it even happens like, you know, I was masturbating the other day and it didn't have any, you know, I didn't have anything inside me or whatever. And I still got the cramps.

14:57 Drew Yeah, it may be nothing, but it could be something heading towards a miscarriage. So you gotta get this checked out. And it could be something more serious like a topic.

15:05 Adam All right, you go see a doctor. All right, baby doll. Thank you.

15:12 Drew Good luck.

15:13 Adam All right.

15:13 Drew I like the way she got 23 is my first pregnancy. Hey, what took so long?

15:17 Adam Yeah, baby. Wow. Old mate. 20, well, 23 is old for, by Loveline's standards. Yeah. Lostprophets here tonight. Guys are from Wales.

15:28 Lostprophets Hello.

15:29 Adam Where's Wales? That's a, is that an island?

15:31 Lostprophets No. It's like an island.

15:33 Adam Like an island?

15:34 Lostprophets Yeah.

15:34 Adam It's near England, right?

15:35 Lostprophets If you imagine the UK to look a little bit like a kangaroo, we would be the pouch. Yes.

15:41 Adam Oh, really?

15:42 Lostprophets Yes. It's the best way to describe it. Most people think Wales is in England, but actually the UK is made up of four countries. And we are one country in our own right.

15:52 Drew We just call them all England, though.

15:54 Adam Yeah, we just call them England.

15:55 Lostprophets I know. We call the entire, like, you know, America, you know, America.

15:59 Drew South America and North America.

16:00 Adam Yeah, we're easy. You know, now this whole Middle Eastern thing, like, when it's like, he's not Middle Eastern, he's Pakistani. Or he's not Arab, he's Middle Eastern. To me, it's like, look, he ain't black, he ain't Mexican, he's not from Wales. That's about as much. Chinese, I only have so many, I only have so much range, you know, I have to start lumping.

16:20 Lostprophets British is an easy one, because British covers everybody.

16:22 Adam I gotta start lumping stuff in. And I really, even though I know we've been going at it with the whole Middle East thing for at least a few years now, I still can't sort out all the stands. And then when the whole Russian thing fell apart, and all this Kazakhstan was going in it with the Uzbekistan and Krapensberg and everything, and everyone was turning on each other, I had no idea what was going on. They were like, there's genocide going on in Krapstannensberg. And I was like, this is an outrage. Is this bad? Well, first off, what's genocide? And then secondly, where's that Krapstannensberg? It's like, all I can say, that's bad. And then someone should do something. Except for not me, because I don't know where it is. Yeah, and I'm lazy. But the whole Soviet thing really screwed everything up. Now it's all a mess. Everything's like, I don't even know what's going on over there. All I know is you got England, you got Canada, and I should say, you got, what were we just calling them? Britain. You got Canada, you got the United States. That's about it these days. That's a plate smart. Hang out here. Go to Canada, by the way. They got a lot of territory over there.

17:38 Drew Yeah, they got room.

17:39 Adam And stay away from the stands and those places. Let's take one more call. I want to hear a Lostprophets song. Brant? Brant? Yes, you're 21. What's up?

17:55 Yeah, I just had a question for Dr. Drew. I wanted to know what is it that I get attracted to unavailable women. Right now, I particularly are still hung up on a stripper.

18:08 Drew What attracts you to a stripper?

18:15 Adam Sequins and pasties.

18:17 Drew It's not the unavailability, it's the trauma.

18:21 Adam What's the trauma? Oh, their trauma?

18:22 Drew Their trauma, you got to fix them.

18:25 Adam How about the trauma?

18:26 Drew Is that right?

18:27 Adam Speaking of me, when I was at Scores once in New York, the trauma of spending like $11 on a ginger ale for one of the strippers. You want to talk about trauma? No booze, $11, and she doesn't even finish a thing?

18:40 Drew Didn't finish what?

18:42 Adam The ginger ale. Hey, Brian?

18:46 Yes?

18:47 Drew Did you have a relationship with her?

18:48 No, no. I just kind of saw her for almost a year and a half.

18:54 Drew You mean watched her?

19:00 No, she kind of talked to me for 15 minutes, 30 minutes for my birthday. We talked for about an hour. I went there.

19:09 Adam So your buddies paid her a few bucks.

19:12 Drew Yeah, you're a customer. That's not a relationship.

19:16 No, no. In the past, I've had relationships with one girl and we weren't really boyfriend and girlfriend. We were just messed around and that was really the only relationship I've ever had.

19:27 Drew I think that's more the issue.

19:29 Right, that's what my question was.

19:30 Drew In 21, you never had a relationship and you want them and you get set up with people that...

19:36 No, I don't actually.

19:39 Drew By set up, I mean you establish a preoccupation with somebody who will never be a relationship and you sort of build castles in the air kind of thing, you build your own fantasies about things. But that's somebody who can't handle intimacy.

19:53 Adam You eventually pick up a stripper. If you go there enough and you look sane for long enough, you will stand out.

20:01 Drew He does not need to have a relationship with a stripper. That would be the worst thing he could do. He will get spun like a top.

20:06 Lostprophets Yes.

20:07 Drew He needs to find a nice, normal person, his age, stable, with history of stable relationships and just kind of work it out with her. Just let it be a little boring, it'll be fine. You'll like her a lot, I promise.

20:18 Adam Brent, Adam?

20:19 Lostprophets I second that.

20:20 Adam What do you do? You go to college?

20:22 Yes.

20:23 Adam You go to a regular school?

20:24 Yeah, university.

20:25 Adam Alright, so I got that off of you. I didn't get you in your college.

20:29 Hey, Adam.

20:29 Adam Uh-uh.

20:31 I just had a quick tidbit for you. I don't know if, you last time asked, you wondered about the term 86.

20:38 Adam Oh, yeah. Drew was going to look that up.

20:40 Drew I did look it up, but had about 19 different explanations.

20:43 Well, the one I had with is from my hometown, Chicago. Yeah, there's a place.

20:49 Drew There was a restaurant in Chicago where people get thrown out of. They'd look up at this number and it was the 86 something.

20:55 Well, yeah. Well, the one I heard was...

20:59 Adam Here's how much I know about this show. If somebody said, look, Adam, I got the winning lottery ticket numbers for tonight's $50 million Powerball, I would still hang up on. Even if they... Life is too precious. I might give my mom's middle name and name 15 other events that only I could know half and I would still hang up. That's how little I trust our college. But here's the thing. Brent is having trouble with women. And then once you start having trouble with women, you get that stink on you and that's it. Women pick up on it. Yeah. Guys do not respond to this. If there's a woman who's having trouble with men and she's... We like her.

21:37 Drew We're even more into it.

21:38 Adam Easy picket. Yeah, this is fine. But this is a nice house who's left their window open so that we don't have to break down the front door. Yes.

21:47 Drew And the owners moved out.

21:49 Adam Yeah. Now, let me see. Let me tell you a woman. Like if women were thieves, they would take a look at a nice house and go, oh, that looks like it could be robbed. And then they would see the window left open in the front and they go, oh, there must be something wrong with it.

22:02 Drew Nobody else robbed it.

22:02 Adam Why would someone leave the window open? There's something wrong. Yeah. Not even I don't trust it. Just anyone could rob this. I'm sure. Yeah, I'm not interested. Too cool for that. Or if they saw just an outhouse with a triple deadbolt on it, they go, must be something in there. I got to get in there. I've got to unlock that.

22:20 Drew And if they see another girl coming out.

22:22 Adam Oh, it's another girl trying to get in too. Oh, now look out. That's how women are. Whereas guys, we just judge by the place.

22:29 Drew Period.

22:29 Adam We just look at the place. Once an outhouse, I don't care if it's a chain shut. Good.

22:34 Drew The easier, the better.

22:34 Adam Yes. Is this a nice house? Got a nice window open? We look for targets of opportunity. So right now, no matter what he is, he ain't the outhouse with the triple deadbolt on it. He's got the window open. Chicks see that when they want to know what's wrong.

22:50 Drew Yeah. Okay.

22:51 Adam How do you get a woman then from this?

22:53 Drew He's got a network. He's got to use friends. He's got to meet lots of people. He's got to make a project out of finding a relationship, ask lots of people out.

23:00 Adam But you can't pull that sort of sullen, down fraud. No, no, no. I don't have much luck with the ladies.

23:06 Drew No, you just got to think about what you can do that's fun with other people and go do it. And don't look for the stripper. Look for somebody normal, nice, just average.

23:14 Adam And it'd be nice if, you know, you got to start doing stuff. I got to help this, Brent. Brent? Yes? You got to do stuff like, you got to be a little mysterious. Brood. Yeah, you got to brood.

23:29 Lostprophets Play hard to get.

23:30 Adam Yeah, you got to brood. You got to stare off into space and, you know, they go, what's wrong, Brent? You go, man, sometimes.

23:39 Drew But this is also the thing about women.

23:41 Adam You could never understand. No one can get inside, man.

23:44 Drew While a man would fall for just about anything, the front of that house could be just a movie set. Women don't fall for anything.

23:49 Adam No, they don't.

23:50 Drew They smell it. They just, it's.

23:52 Adam Yeah, but there are ways to lessen the damage, like you can't talk about what a loser you are with women.

23:58 Drew You're having fun with somebody, just do something interesting.

24:01 Adam And you know, you got to be good at something.

24:03 Drew Take a look.

24:04 Adam Are you good at anything besides, you know, beating off? Yeah. What?

24:13 Drew Invite people over, make a dinner for them.

24:15 Adam Invite them over.

24:15 Drew Brad, are you kidding? Remember the chefs? We used to always notice how the chefs were collecting all the.

24:19 Adam Guys who own a restaurant, guys, they always get tons of hot chicks.

24:23 Drew That's not just the restaurant owner, but the chefs particularly.

24:25 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Well, sometimes same guy. But yeah. Yeah. There's nothing. As a matter of fact, there's nothing. I was just watching that show, The Restaurant, the other day. Every woman that comes in there, where's Rocco? Where's the chef? Because if you own a restaurant, see, okay, this is exactly what we're talking about. A woman, you do not have to be a rock star. You don't have to be a movie star. You have to be the star of the small area that you're in where other people are and a woman comes into that area. All she needs is 20 or 30 people walking around. She needs one guy coming up going, Drew, what should I do? Where should I go? Do you want me to work over there? And you're going, yeah, you get on a Registre A and you start washing some dishes. They see that. They see they see holding a little court in front of a handful of people. That's it. It's your place. You're in these guys, guys who own small restaurants, frequently just bang superstar chicks all day long. And they're always dating hot chicks and stars and celebrities and things like that, because they come into the restaurant and then once they're in, they're the star. Yeah.

25:24 Drew They're feral.

25:25 Adam Yeah. This would never work on a guy unless the owner of the restaurant chick was cute.

25:29 Drew Period.

25:30 Adam Period. If she wasn't, it'd be like, uh, Fatty way runs a restaurant. I'll throw her finger blast.

25:36 Lostprophets You should get a job. You should get a job as a chef in the strip joint that she works at. There's a whole world of trouble.

25:43 Adam You got to deep fry those chicken fingers. They don't really have great cuisine in those places. All right, stuff that comes in that plastic basket with the liner in it. Let's take ourselves a little break. Lostprophets here tonight. Oh, we're going to hear a song, but we're going to take a quick break, and then when we come back, we'll hear a Lostprophets song.

26:05 Sounds good.

26:06 Adam After this.

26:08 Loveline, will they write back?

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26:32 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Jamie and Mike, both here tonight from Lostprophets. Start something, name of the CD. Curling, engineer Chris found out via the internet, debuted in 1998.

26:52 Drew Fascinating.

26:53 Adam In Winter Olympics. In a modern time.

26:55 Drew Oh, you didn't know that?

26:57 Adam Well, I thought it had been around for a while because it's such a horrible sport.

27:01 Drew No, no, it's such a horrible sport, so it took a long time for them to run out of other things to put in. They got to this finally.

27:07 Adam Yeah, see, for me, it's always like the stuff that's really crappy was sort of, or that doesn't make sense was sort of grandfathered in like, what, what, what?

27:14 Drew They're going to have like ice sculpture competitions in the Olympics, that's not anything to make with ice.

27:21 Adam All right. Here's what I figured. I figured they were holding it in Canada whenever it was and they just sort of, you know, forced it in a hundred years ago and whatever. Oh, please. I mean, like I said, it stinks. Not everything should get by the trial stage. That's all I'm saying. But how drunk do you have to be to enjoy this sport? Let's do something about curling this Olympic season. Yes. Have you ever watched it? Yeah, I have, actually. It's fun. It does get exciting. I say corrected. That takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. Very big man. That's a lot. But here's what. OK, here's my point. If you had a couple of like retarded kids who were duct taped to an office chair that were throwing balls of foil into a waste paper can, eventually I would start betting on one of them. And the guy who got downed by a couple, I would start yelling at the TV set to please, please, come on, little Gary. Come on, buddy.

28:18 Drew This is a good new show.

28:20 Adam Retarded kids duct taped to an office chair throwing balls of foil into a can. I'm just saying eventually I could get into anything if the competition is the important part.

28:29 Drew You know there's not a special Olympics for the Winter Olympics?

28:33 Adam I don't know.

28:34 Drew I don't think there is. But now the fact that curling is there, maybe that's the direction they're heading.

28:38 Adam And by the way, as far as curling goes, seems like the special Olympians could compete with the regular folks. Oh, I see.

28:46 Drew I don't need a special.

28:47 Adam Yeah, because look, I don't care what you got. You got polio, autism and AIDS and you could throw that stupid thing down the ice, right? And by the way, the guy who runs in front of it with the broom, you want to have just a little bit of special needs, otherwise you're not going to get anyone to do it.

29:05 Lostprophets It could be beneficial.

29:06 Adam Yeah, you ask an able body guy to run after the rock with a broom, he tells you to blow him. You know what I mean? You're going to get someone who's special. You're going to run with the broom. All right, Dr. Drew, we'll work this out. You guys are with me, though, right?

29:19 Lostprophets Yeah.

29:20 Adam As long as you're with me. I was going to say, what same guy would chase the thing with the broom? You have to have someone who's a little bit slow.

29:26 Lostprophets He goes to his mates, he goes back to the bar and says, yeah, yeah, well, my job. You want to know about my job? Oh, yeah. I broom ice.

29:33 Adam Right. Yeah.

29:35 Lostprophets I'm a professional ice broomer.

29:38 Adam And they probably have a name, too, but I don't know what it is. We take one call and we hear Lostprophets' song. Sarah? You're 23? What's up?

29:50 Caller Well, for the last two or three days, I've been going online and having cyber sex and phone sex with a whole bunch of different men.

30:02 Adam For money? For money?

30:05 Caller No.

30:06 Drew Chicks don't have to pay men. She would be the... She's getting paid.

30:11 Caller And this morning, my fiance caught me lying to him about it. I told him that I wasn't doing it and...

30:19 Drew Have you done it in the past?

30:21 I've been doing it for years.

30:23 Lostprophets I am addicted to sex. Really?

30:25 Drew To sex or cyber sex? How about regular sex?

30:28 Lostprophets I love sex.

30:29 Caller Any kind of sex.

30:31 Adam How does it work? Do you go online or do you say do it over the phone, too?

30:35 Lostprophets Yeah.

30:36 Adam And you just get into that hot talk and you masturbate? And the guy's masturbating? And after he orgasms, how fast does he get off the phone?

30:49 Caller Actually, they stay on the phone for about 10 minutes afterwards.

30:53 Adam Afterward?

30:54 Drew Afterward, they feel guilty, they just got to...

30:56 Adam Yeah, they're trying. They're trying to get it going again or they're mopping up. Okay, so, and you're having the orgasm, how long does it take you?

31:07 Lostprophets Well, it only takes me about five minutes.

31:10 Adam Well, what's the 10 minutes then after they're done? I mean, doing the math, like...

31:14 They like to talk about...

31:17 Adam I know, but if it only takes you five minutes, they just want to chat about anything?

31:22 Wow.

31:22 Adam All right, they must be good. Do you look like what you tell them you look like?

31:28 Caller Not exactly, no.

31:35 Adam Listen, you know what would be a nice angle? It would be in a good angle. Good angles go, look, obviously we're talking over the phone, we're on the internet, I'm going to lie about my looks, but let me tell you how confident I am. I'm going to go the other way. I'm missing some toes. I've got an eye, a lazy eye that just faces toward Mac, I was burning an oil derrick fire. I'm a mess. I am a mess, but that's how, let's go, get it out. I'm going to use my claw hand to give you a little something.

32:08 Drew That's what the phone operators ought to use to sustain their billing time.

32:12 Adam Right. All right, so, and how did your fiance find out?

32:16 Caller Well, he, the last two nights when he's come home, I've been online chatting to these guys. And he asked me if I was flirting with them and having cyber sex with them. And I told him no, that I wasn't.

32:30 Drew Are you able to have monogamous relations? Yes. You can do that. And when you say you're addicted to sex, have you been sexually addicted in real life in the past?

32:40 Caller Excuse me?

32:41 Drew With a person, have you been sexually addicted? You know what I mean? Do you act out sexually?

32:45 Caller Yeah.

32:46 Drew What do you do?

32:47 Lostprophets Well, basically, if I can get sex, I'll take it.

32:51 Drew With whomever?

32:52 Caller Yeah.

32:53 Drew So that doesn't sound like somebody can have a monogamous relationship.

32:56 Caller Well, I'm trying. I want to. I want to change. I don't want to be like that anymore. Because now I'm engaged. I love this man with all of my heart.

33:09 Drew Were you addicted to anything else other than sex? Never an alcoholic or addicted to anything else? Any alcoholism in your family?

33:17 Adam All right, Drew, come on. I had half a bone or ten minutes ago.

33:21 Drew It's back down now.

33:23 Adam I got to get going again.

33:23 Drew Are you sexually abused growing up?

33:26 Adam Oh, now it's gone.

33:27 Drew Now it's gone.

33:29 Adam It can't be back.

33:29 Drew It's gone. As soon as they're done eating the wedding cake, this will take care of itself.

33:34 Adam Really?

33:35 Drew Total shutdown.

33:36 Adam Oh, yeah, you'll shut down sexually. It's going to be funny when he's trying to get something off you because it's been six months. So, listen, Sarah, how did he find out, by the way, when you told him you didn't do anything?

33:48 Caller Well, he had a way of getting on the computer and looking up all of my saved messages from my chat room.

33:59 Adam And they're very explicit?

34:00 Caller Yeah, and he read them.

34:02 Drew Oh, boy.

34:03 Adam And that's going to feel good. And then the other thing is, is ever you exchange phone numbers with some people, right?

34:10 Caller Um, actually, just with the last two days, I've only done it with one guy.

34:14 Adam But it sounds very dangerous. A guy call your house or call you while you're out with your boyfriend or fiance?

34:20 Caller Yeah.

34:22 Adam Okay. Well, listen, you got to get some therapy for the sexual abuse.

34:26 Drew Yeah, you may be sexually compulsive more than addicted, although the consequences are beginning to mount and what we were kidding about with terms of you shutting down is that one of the things that frequently happens with people who are sexual abuse survivors, who are sexually compulsive, is they have a sort of bipolar quality to their sexual drive where they'll be super driven and all of a sudden will completely shut down. Yeah. And the shut down is either when Adam moves in or you form some other intimacy. I could shut her down and I could go in there and shut her down if you wanted. In intimacy, that part of yourself that was the sexually abused part, you sort of cut yourself off from that. That becomes the bad part. You can't show that to your love.

35:03 Adam My penis is like one of those fuse, fuse pullers. I just plug it into the vajamp. The one would look like a pinball machine going off. And then I just plug my penis in. It's like I pop the fuse on the back of the ear. Then it's that black and be it. Star Wars. It just shut down.

35:22 Drew It's good.

35:24 Adam Thanks. I can try it on you. I can try it on you.

35:27 Drew Where would it go exactly?

35:30 Adam You know what I'm saying.

35:33 Lostprophets You keep docking.

35:33 Adam Lostprophets here tonight. Let's hear a song. I bet we can hear a song.

35:38 Lostprophets I reckon.

35:38 Adam Let's squeeze something in here. This is called. I beg your pardon. This is from Start Something and this song is called Last Train Home. Lostprophets here in studio. Hello. Nice song, by the way. Thank you. We will take ourselves a quick break, start something, name of the CD, and we'll be right back after this. Call Loveline.

40:06 1-800-LOVE-191.

40:14 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Jamie, Mike both here from The Lost Profits. Hey, start something, name of the CD, and you can find the guys at the House of Blues this Friday. Yep. And, oh, it's the 14th. Yeah, it's funny, I was on one line, it says, playing House of Blues on the sunset, Friday the 14th, and I was looking at it, and I thought, wow, I was saying it cost $14. I must be going nuts, and then I looked down about three inches. Oh yeah, $14. Once in a while, you get a little screwy that way, you know? All right, 14th for 14. And you're lucky, they're not playing the 31st, because, you know, do the math. On the other hand, they could be playing like on the 1st or the 2nd, in which case... Could be better. Could be better, yeah. Let's talk to Jason, who's 22. Jason?

41:10 Hey, guys.

41:11 Adam What's up?

41:12 I think I have a gambling addiction. I'm wondering if Dr. Drew could lend his expertise. I think Lostprophets is my story.

41:20 Adam Assume you're addicted. Drew will just tell you you're addicted.

41:25 Drew I understand. What are you doing?

41:27 Well, it started out... I was going to the U of A, and I started driving up to Vegas as soon as I turned 21. And, you know, it started out just as fun, trying to count cards, trying to get ahead. And it started winning. So, you know, I guess at that point was when, you know, you get that rush. And I kept going back more frequently. And I was ahead for a while, and now I'm down. Right now I'm down about 5K. I was down about 12K at one point. And it's just when the weekend comes, it's like I know in my rational mind, don't go. Don't go to the casino. Don't drive down to Vegas or fly down to Vegas.

42:08 Adam What do you do? What do you do for money?

42:11 Well, I get interest off my trust. And that's another problem causing contentious with my parents.

42:18 Adam Interest off your trust. Now, who left you the trust?

42:22 Caller Well, I get full control when I'm 25 right now. I just get the interest from my school.

42:28 Adam Thanks. Who left it to you?

42:30 Caller Well, my parents set it up for me.

42:32 Adam Oh, it's your parents?

42:34 Caller Yeah. Nobody died. They just had extra money, so they put it aside.

42:40 Adam How much is it?

42:42 Caller They didn't tell me. I won't tell. I just know I get about $10K every three months.

42:48 Drew So it's $40 a year, so that's got to be at least $600,000, $700,000.

42:51 Adam That's a pretty good chunk of change.

42:53 Caller They're threatening.

42:56 Adam Well, hold on a second. How much you... If you're getting $10K, what do you say, about every three months? Yeah.

43:04 Drew $40 a year.

43:04 Adam Yeah, but if this thing's just sitting... If this is sitting in a T bill or something like that, you're probably only getting like 2%, 3%.

43:12 Drew Just assume he's getting 5% just for the sake of argument. Just pick a number. And then he's got to pay taxes on it.

43:19 Adam Right. He does?

43:20 Drew That means he's getting like 60. He's got to be getting at least 60 a year.

43:32 Adam Back when these things were up at 10%, you double your money every 10 years or something like that or whatever. But if it's going to be like two, two and a half percent or whatever it's probably actually getting, he's getting 40 grand a year out of things. This would be a huge chunk, I mean, maybe over a million dollars.

43:49 Drew Exactly.

43:50 Adam I can't believe he doesn't know, by the way. Jason, you don't know what the what the nut is?

43:57 Caller Well, I know we lost because a lot from Enron. My parents had some stuff in Enron and I guess in 0203, the market took a climb. So they moved it. They moved mine into CD.

44:09 Adam My dad was mainly in Nabisco, I mean, not actually the company he bought a couple cases in Nilla Wafers. That was his contribution. That's what he could afford. Yeah. And we ate those in a weekend.

44:19 Caller I wish you would make fun of those Enron guys like you do with people who go to junior college.

44:25 Adam Well, listen, they're evil. They're evil, but I just don't know enough about it. Junior college is much easier for me to speak to. Listen, Jason, this isn't going to work out too good for you because then eventually you're going to turn 25, you're going to get this big nut and you're going to go wacky.

44:42 Caller That's what I'm afraid of because I know in my rational mind it's stupid to be throwing down money. I tried counting cards and they say in the books it works.

44:53 Drew But Jason, are you addicted to anything else besides gambling?

44:56 Caller Not really. It's just the rush.

44:59 Drew I understand. I understand. So it's not about the counting. It's not about the winning. It's the rush that you need that. And that feeling is not going to be satisfied ever. You're going to keep needing more and more higher and higher levels of thrill. And when the big money rolls around, that's what's going to give you that thrill. And that's what you're going to use.

45:12 Adam Well, I should go to Gamblers Anonymous.

45:15 Drew You can go to their therapist that can deal with this sort of thing. But GA is available. 12-Step will help with this and potentially help a lot.

45:22 Adam Listen, I know I'm cursed. That's why I don't gamble.

45:25 Drew Right. You're like me.

45:27 Adam I don't have a 50-50 chance of winning.

45:29 Drew No, zero.

45:29 Adam It's much less than that. I get my ass kicked every time I play back. I sit there and play 21. I get dealt a 19 and I watch the dealer, just, oh, they turned over a 14. Now they deduce. I got 16. Oh, there's a five. It's like, what's going on? You know, I'll tell you when you notice it. I'll tell you when you notice you're cursed. Not many people have had this opportunity, but you'll sit down at a blackjack table. You lose five hands, 10 hands in a row. You get up and leave. You feel, okay, so I didn't have a good setting. Once a year, and ironically now, though I'm not down there, Howard Stern goes out to a Vegas. And if you go hang out with Stern and Vegas and do a show, they play a hand like once every half an hour, once every hour. And if you sit in on his radio show, you'll play five hands in five hours. That's when you start realizing you're cursed because you play the one hand at two in the afternoon, you lose. Next one you play three, you lose. By the time you get to the end of the night and you've lost just the five that have had an hour in between hands, you just realize, wow, this is like me just sitting down. Sitting down in a casino every hour at a different table, just playing one hand and losing and getting up and going. I just did nothing. Just lose. I got Blackjack in Lost last night.

46:47 Drew I'm just delighted that you share my curse.

46:49 Adam I'll explain. Lostprophets here tonight. We'll explain when we get back how I got lost with Blackjack, playing Blackjack, all after this.

46:58 All right, guys, here's the deal.

47:00 You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

47:03 Lostprophets One call is all you need to make.

47:05 Call the Dateline. 877-889-DATE.

47:26 Hey, everybody, it's Loveline.

47:27 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Mike and Jamie here for The Lost Prophets.

47:32 Eddie Darrow.

47:33 Adam Start something, name of the CD. I just looked into my coffee mug, I'm gonna pull something out, like you do testify if you could.

47:41 Uh-oh. Don't tell me I have to use my fingers.

47:44 Drew It's one of those films at the top?

47:47 Adam No, no, this is-

47:48 It's alive.

47:48 Adam This is worse.

47:49 Lostprophets Uh-oh, what is this?

47:51 Adam It was alive.

47:52 Drew Mosquito.

47:53 Adam I had a mosquito in my coffee mug. All right, now I'm dying of malaria, so I may not yet-

47:59 Drew It's actually gonna be encephalitis.

48:01 Adam Encephalitis. Tomorrow night, yeah, I can feel it. Tomorrow night, Steve-O and Chris Pontius will be here from MTV Wild Boys. It's too bad I won't be here to enjoy that tour.

48:12 Drew You'll be dead.

48:13 Adam Well-

48:13 Drew No, actually you'll be here, but you'll be wild. You'll be encephalopathic, you'll be seizing.

48:18 Adam Yeah, I'll be, well, I think I'll be clinging to life at that point, and I'll probably be down by the weekend. You aspirate me?

48:27 Drew Yeah, no problem.

48:28 Adam Just shut that tube down, man. Intubate, and what's aspirate? Where you actually squeeze the thing?

48:34 Drew Aspirate is where it's stuff, you pull something out, like you aspirate from something into something.

48:39 Adam You'll intubate me. All right, I'll be looking forward to that. Again, that'll be tomorrow.

48:44 Lostprophets Intubating.

48:44 Drew Could sound like the tape that's going around here. I mean, intubate.

48:49 Adam Where were we? Oh, yes, okay, we got a couple of things to talk about. First off, how do I know I'm cursed? Well, how did I lose when I got Blackjack last time I played 21? Well, I was getting ready to check into the hotel and my buddy Daniel said, hey buddy. And I said, no, listen, I lose every time I play. I'm not interested in just throwing money away. And by the way, it's not fun when you lose.

49:14 Drew Hate it.

49:14 Adam You just lose tons of money.

49:16 Drew Yeah, and you never win. You and I never win.

49:18 Adam Yeah, I don't mind partying with money, but I'm going to strip club and do some Jaeger shots and see some TNA. I mean, I'm gonna enjoy myself, you know? And he said, hey, ba-ba-ba. And I'm like, no, I don't want anything. He said, ba-ba-ba. All right, all right, here's a hundred bucks, one hand. You play one hand, here's a hundred, one hand, and you come back and I'm still be checking into the hotel. So anyway, one hand, a hundred dollars. If I win, you come back with 200. If I don't, you come back with nothing. Fine. It goes, it comes back. So, okay, what happened? Well, good news is you got blackjack. Now your one hand-

49:55 Drew First hand.

49:55 Adam Your first hand was blackjack. Well, it wasn't 21. You know, it wasn't a flip over six and a hit with a five or it was just ace and a king. Yeah, blackjack. Dealer turned over blackjack too, though. So we pushed and played next hand, you lost. So I thought, wow, there is a could actually lose.

50:15 Drew With a blackjack.

50:16 Adam Like here's the thing, I told the guy, you play one hand, you play one hand, you play one hand, that one hand, blackjack. That's why I got blackjack, lost. Essentially, and now it's true, people get technical. Well, you told him one hand, you should have just pushed. But the reality is, is I said, play one hand, I got blackjack and there goes another 100 bucks. Now look, now is that cursed? At what point? At what point do you become cursed?

50:38 Lostprophets You should bet on things you get out. Yeah, yeah, I don't, I can't bet because, you know, I just too competitive and I don't like the chance element. I'd rather play somebody that I know that I'm better than them and then I win. Right. Pretty much every time.

50:53 Adam Yeah, well, that's smart. But when it's just that sort of rolling the dice, it just, it never works.

51:01 You ready to go here and here?

51:04 Adam Let's talk about, real quick, I was just talking to some guys in the other room about the FCC and all the troubles that are going on with, well, started with Janet Jackson and now everyone's gonna pull off the air and all this nonsense is going on in this country. And I started talking about that tape that's going around now with the Islamic Jihad guys, taking the head off of that guy, Berg, and a 26 year old guy. And they're playing it. I mean, they're playing it, they're stopping it. By the way, they're stopping it, you know, just as the guy starts to, you know, swing the axe essentially on TV, which is- I can do the math, but on the radio, they're going all the way. They're playing it and evidently the guy, you hear the guy screaming and stuff. Look, that's disturbing. I don't know, you know, who you're trying to protect, Mr. FCC or what you're trying to do out there. Now, quite down. That's disturbing. And I know it's news and somehow that makes it okay. In my opinion, makes it worse, you know, it's real. It's real. I mean, and I could remember as a kid knowing the difference between the mummy and Charles Manson. I mean, the mummy, well, that was good, good, fun, fun, you know, popcorn night. Manson, I was scared of, I was like, this guy's out, out, he's gonna kill me.

52:27 Drew It just occurred to me, really, the whole idea of protecting children.

52:31 Adam Do I use alliteration there, the mummy and Manson?

52:33 Drew Nice.

52:34 Adam I didn't say Frankenstein. Well done. And Manson.

52:36 Drew You're a genius.

52:37 Adam Yeah, that's good.

52:39 Drew Poet, you're a poet. You're a poet, keep going. It's just occurring to me that this whole idea of the FCC is protecting children.

52:46 Adam It just occurred to me that I'm drinking more of this coffee.

52:48 Drew That the bug was in. We pulled the bug out, be fair. You're already getting encephalitis anyway.

52:53 Adam Go ahead.

52:53 Drew I can feel it. Protecting children is their goal, and I'm all for that. But the idea is that kids are being exposed to something prematurely that might sort of do something to them. But if we really distill down, what is it that this stuff is gonna do to kids? It's, they try to protect the child from his trauma, right?

53:10 Adam Yes.

53:11 Drew You don't wanna traumatize the kid with explicit sexual material. Or traumatize them with violence. Well, for God's sake, what? There could be nothing more traumatic.

53:21 Adam 26-year-olds get his head lopped off and we're listening to it.

53:24 Drew And that's only played in prime time.

53:27 Adam Yeah.

53:27 Drew Only, and everywhere. What are the goals here, people? What are the goals? Once again, is it ideology or to protect kids? Which is it?

53:35 Adam And let me tell you the other thing, too, that it seems to be a bizarre priority. Somehow, Dennis Franz can show full bare ass on NYPD Blue because that's serious. But if you're doing something for comedy, you can't show full ass because I don't know. I've never been fully explained to me.

53:56 Drew Well, there's nothing more disturbing than an ass crack.

54:00 Adam If you're doing a hard-hitting police drama, use whatever goddamn language you want to use. Show as much ass as you need to. Do whatever you got to do. This is serious. It's like, no, this is not a documentary, people. These guys are actors. This is a script. This is on prime time. How come they get to show this? And how come we're over on Comedy Central and we can't show half of that?

54:19 Drew How does that work? You can't say underpants.

54:22 Adam That's another thing. I just mean-

54:24 Drew Loveline on TV, MTV, we couldn't say Hitler.

54:26 Adam Yeah, well, that was just our stupid producers. But the point is this. Why is drama? How come we can do whatever we want in drama?

54:34 Drew Why is the news exempt?

54:35 Adam It's salacious. Yeah, you have a guy who's 26, who was alive a couple days ago, getting his head lopped off and you hear him scream in agony on the radio time and time again, station after station playing it. Somehow that's completely acceptable.

54:52 Drew And by the way, every person I've talked to that has heard this thing is upset.

54:57 Adam Of course it's upsetting. You're actually hearing a man dying. I mean, if you really think about it on the scale of, you know, saying, you know, you can't say tit. I don't care about saying that because I can argue with that one anyway. But the idea that the difference between hearing the word tit and being scarred for life and hearing a guy scream out in agony because his life is ending in that, in real time, in terms of what's gonna scar you, look, if you're not scarred, if you're not scarred by hearing the guy get his head lopped off. I don't wanna hang out with you because then you're a sociopath.

55:32 Drew I guess there's something anthropologically to be said for making, exposing a population of this because it unifies a culture. You know, it pulls it together.

55:40 Adam Fine.

55:40 Drew When there's been a...

55:41 Adam Fine, but I'm not about motivation. It's like, is this gonna scar or isn't it gonna scar?

55:48 Drew It's the logic of the FCC. That's right, the logic of the FCC. By the way, do you wanna play the beheadings? It's fine, let us talk about other things that are not as traumatic as that also.

55:58 Adam What could even come close to the same neighborhood on the trauma level? Is there been a curse word invented that could traumatize that deeply?

56:09 Drew The way you just refer to the woman's breast. I can't get over it. I can't. I'm just dissuading. Disgusting.

56:15 Adam You guys, we're going back to Wales with you.

56:16 Lostprophets Yeah.

56:17 Adam Yeah.

56:18 Lostprophets We can say that all day.

56:19 Adam Yeah.

56:19 Lostprophets It's the same thing with the Princess Diana shots though. When they came out and people were showing just after it happened and stuff like that. It was a bro in the UK, you know? Because America was showing it and the UK was like, whoa, hang on a sec.

56:32 Adam We were showing pictures of the car crash and stuff?

56:34 Lostprophets Yeah. Just after, you know, when they pulled their body out and, you know, she was still partially alive.

56:41 Adam I'm not, by the way, and I always think it's a good sign, I'm just not interested.

56:45 Drew Yeah, I'm saying I managed to miss these things.

56:47 Adam And seeing people decapitated and getting hit by commuter trains and stuff. It disturbs me and I think that's a good thing. And those who seek it out, I question. I really do question the guy who has to comb the internet for a half hour so we can find a picture of some 20-something-year-old guy getting his head taken off. To me, I go through extra effort to miss that kind of thing. And for you to seek it out, it really makes me wonder about any individual. And yeah, go ahead and play the curiosity card. You can do that with anything. You could say, you know, hey, I wanted to see what it felt like to kill a man with my hands. You know, I was curious.

57:27 Drew Stick my nuts in a vise.

57:28 Adam Yeah, I wanted to light, yeah, I wanted to stick my nuts in a vise. I wanted to light a bum on fire. Everything falls under the heading of curious. Do you really have, and by the way, guy gets head cut off by a radical Muslim group. Close your eyes.

57:42 Drew Imagine what that's like.

57:43 Adam Yeah, done. I, look.

57:47 Drew And by the way, with so much, we're so stupid in this culture. What gets passed off as curiosity is really novelty seeking.

57:54 Adam Yeah.

57:55 Drew It's thrill seeking. It's not curious. It's not curiosity.

57:59 It's just reading a book.

58:00 Adam No, curious is wanting to know who let their curling into the Olympics.

58:03 Drew That's what I'm talking about.

58:05 Adam And what we should do today.

58:06 Drew But novelty seeking, thrill seeking is, I need to see the commuter train hitting the check. I've got to see that.

58:11 Adam Right. And ultimately it's to make everyone feel better about themselves. That could have been me.

58:15 Lostprophets Does it come down a little bit to educational? When you were saying about the dramas being able to just like show, because it's real life, you can show this and you can show that, but you know, like the police thing you were talking about, do they consider that to be educational?

58:29 Adam No.

58:29 Lostprophets Like that's who it passes or what?

58:30 Adam It's just, if it's comedy, it's salacious.

58:32 Drew It goes under news and therefore news is.

58:35 Adam That's not news.

58:36 Drew No, no.

58:36 Adam How about NYPD Boy?

58:37 Drew Yeah, the drama.

58:40 Adam Gotta catch up now.

58:41 Drew No, not education.

58:42 Adam It's art. It's art, therefore it's every time. It's not even art. It's like, if you're doing it for comedy sake, it has no redeeming value.

58:51 Drew It's purely for a laugh, therefore salacious.

58:54 Adam Therefore it's salacious.

58:54 Lostprophets Well, some would argue that's art.

58:57 Adam I would, well, at all.

58:58 Drew You'd argue it's educational, too. I mean, comedy teaches.

59:00 Adam Every actor always says comedy's tougher than drama, so I don't know why it doesn't count if it's comedy, and again, if it's drama, you can say whatever you want, you can do whatever you want, you can show whatever you want, because it's a drama, after all. I really never understood making the distinction. Either it's a documentary or it's fictitious. If it's scripted, if it's made up, if it's not actually happening, then it should all fall under the same rules and regulations.

59:28 Lostprophets Stupid people in charge.

59:30 Adam Oh, man, are we going to Wales? Where's Wales, Drew?

59:34 Lostprophets We don't have radio, we don't have...

59:36 Drew It's in Australia.

59:38 Adam All right, I'm going to Australia. Tiffany?

59:42 Lostprophets You're 25?

59:44 Adam 25?

59:45 Lostprophets Hey, Tiffany.

59:48 Lostprophets How are you?

59:50 Adam Good, what's up?

59:52 Lostprophets All right, this is a very serious question. All right, when you give, not you, when a woman gives oral sex to a man and swallows, does she consume medication, caffeine, nicotine, other things that are in his system?

1:00:12 Drew Sometimes to a lesser extent than what's in his system, sometimes more.

1:00:16 Adam Sometimes more?

1:00:17 Drew Yeah, amphetamine. Amphetamine is about five times more concentrated in semen than in blood.

1:00:22 Adam Really? Yeah, so if you take in some of that chunky spunk.

1:00:25 Drew Chunky spunk would be, well, tweaker spunk.

1:00:28 Adam Tweaker spunk.

1:00:29 Drew It would be concentrated in semen.

1:00:31 Adam Well, you could shoot speed, can't you?

1:00:35 Lostprophets Yeah, you could sell that.

1:00:36 Adam Can you be a junkie?

1:00:37 Drew Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think about opiates when you say junkie.

1:00:41 Lostprophets Chunky spunk.

1:00:42 Adam It really rolls off the tongue.

1:00:43 Lostprophets You could deal in it. You can actually deal in it.

1:00:47 Adam Hey, dude, you wanna do a rope? And we have trouble.

1:00:57 Drew All right. That was a serious answer. What is it specifically you wanna answer?

1:01:01 Lostprophets So you're saying it can amplify, you actually get more of something than somebody. Consuming themselves.

1:01:08 Drew Speed.

1:01:08 Adam How can it be more?

1:01:10 Lostprophets How about a migraine medication, an antidepressant?

1:01:17 Adam Well, you should just break down and get a prescription. This is not the one.

1:01:24 Drew What migraine medication are you talking about?

1:01:25 Lostprophets You know, I don't know the name of it.

1:01:28 Surely you'd have to.

1:01:29 Lostprophets Pretty hardcore one.

1:01:30 A copious amounts of it.

1:01:32 Lostprophets Yeah, to have any effect really.

1:01:34 Drew Yeah, that's right.

1:01:35 Adam Well, listen, Tiffany, what's wrong with you? This is a ridiculous question. What do you care? Are you nursing or something?

1:01:41 Lostprophets No, I just have a really, really intense headache today. And kind of had that experience yesterday, if you know what I'm saying.

1:01:52 Drew And it's the first time you've been with this guy?

1:01:54 Lostprophets Yeah, that way, yeah. And I'm a person who never drinks alcohol, no caffeine, no.

1:02:03 Drew What's wrong with you?

1:02:04 Adam By the way, I'm torn, I don't know, she's nutty. I was gonna say we couldn't hang, but then I was thinking about the BJ. And I was thinking, well, no booze, no caffeine, we got nothing, wait a minute, hold on, we do have something. All right, let me get back. Tiffany, we could hang for a little bit. Just a while, just a short period of time.

1:02:23 Drew Is he on well butramy, Chance?

1:02:25 Lostprophets I don't believe so, I think it's something a little heavier than that.

1:02:28 Drew Antidepressant. You're gonna have to find out what that all is.

1:02:34 Adam This is more about Tiffany. Tiffany's a little nutty, what's up?

1:02:37 Lostprophets It could be something to her.

1:02:38 Adam Yes, you is, just the way you answered that lets me know you're nutty. Now what's going on?

1:02:43 Lostprophets I'm just concerned.

1:02:47 Adam Now you don't drink, no caffeine, why not? Why don't you drink coffee?

1:02:51 Lostprophets No, I have a fairly pure system, so I'm wondering if I'm more sensitive.

1:02:55 Drew You vegan?

1:02:57 Adam All right, something's up now. What happened? Yeah.

1:03:04 Lostprophets Nothing happened.

1:03:04 Adam Ever have a eating disorder?

1:03:06 Lostprophets Just a smart, no, just a smart girl, what can I say?

1:03:09 Adam No, no, you're nutty.

1:03:11 Lostprophets No.

1:03:12 Adam There's something wrong with you. Yeah, you're nutty, because you're too crazy about yourself.

1:03:16 Drew What's the guy all about, what's he do for a living?

1:03:18 Lostprophets He's great, great for a living.

1:03:20 Drew What does he do for a living?

1:03:21 Lostprophets I dig him. You know, I don't want to say too much on the air, because you know.

1:03:24 Drew You just give me just a sort of basic, what area of.

1:03:27 Lostprophets He's a creative person, he's a creative person.

1:03:30 Drew That's fine.

1:03:30 Lostprophets And he's awesome, but his lifestyle is pretty toxic.

1:03:34 Drew What does that mean?

1:03:35 Lostprophets What the hell does that mean?

1:03:37 Adam Hold on a second. This is going to be good, because this is one of those nut jobs that they're talking about in intestinal cleansing. All right, let me just do her. Listen, you guys, you guys ever get up in the morning, you feel tired, you feel tired, you don't want to get up, you want to sleep for another hour, you know what that is? That's toxins, that's toxins. We live in a toxic environment, and those toxins, they build up in your colon, okay? And they build up like a plaque, then you carry them around and they make you tired, okay? Because we live, everything from the synthetics and the carpets to the particles in the air you breathe, it's all-

1:04:12 Drew Give some headaches.

1:04:13 Adam It's environmental toxins.

1:04:14 Lostprophets Yeah, I'm breathing now.

1:04:15 Drew Makes his mood off.

1:04:16 Adam Yeah.

1:04:17 Drew I'm off.

1:04:18 Adam Don't breathe in. Stop breathing.

1:04:19 Drew Depresses his mood, therefore he has to take medications, even more toxic.

1:04:22 Adam It's very toxic, yeah.

1:04:25 Lostprophets Yeah, sounds like my band, actually.

1:04:28 Adam Tiffany, you get the enemas?

1:04:30 Lostprophets You're having too much fun with this.

1:04:32 Adam I know, cause it's nutty behavior that people sort of respect and everyone needs to just call it out. That's the problem. And people respect it. They're always like, oh, vegan, oh, okay. Oh, toxins, yeah, yeah. Oh, enemas.

1:04:44 Lostprophets I should be more like that, but I'm not.

1:04:45 Adam Everyone should, but it's nutty. It's extreme nutty behavior. Yeah, coming to Fox this summer. E-N-B, extreme Joe Rogan host, extreme nutty behavior, five. All right. It's nutty.

1:05:07 Drew And remember, Tiffany, how you could hang with Tiffany. Remember that one?

1:05:09 Adam With the one BJ.

1:05:10 Drew The one thing in comedy.

1:05:11 Adam Yeah, well, she wouldn't take any meat because I got too much caffeine running through me.

1:05:16 Lostprophets So she said this is the first time she'd done anything like that.

1:05:20 Adam She's probably just like-

1:05:20 Drew Well, you really need to find out what's something is up with this guy. If he's on a daily migraine medication, which is, that's already sort of problematic here. And then he's on, well, because really migraine, true migraine treatment, if he has a genuine migraine, is the tryptans and those are taken when you have a headache. You should be taking them every day. And so that means that he's on opiates, is he on opiates can be excreted in the semen. And then he's on an antidepressant. Why is he on antidepressant? Or what is his toxic left?

1:05:50 Adam What is a toxic environment?

1:05:52 Drew Is he an addict or what's going on here?

1:05:54 Lostprophets No, he just has really severe migraines and...

1:05:57 Adam What's his toxic environment he goes to work in?

1:06:01 Lostprophets Oh, he doesn't go to work in a toxic environment. I think his habits are just kind of toxic.

1:06:05 Drew And what does that mean? That's a nonsensical term. What does that mean?

1:06:10 Lostprophets Well, just smoking, caffeine, soda pop, medication all the time for headaches and just a lot of stuff in the system all the time.

1:06:20 Drew What else? He's smoking poli-time or is he?

1:06:24 Lostprophets I think once in a while, not all the time.

1:06:26 Drew Anything else he's doing all the time?

1:06:27 Lostprophets Pardon me?

1:06:28 Drew Is he doing anything all the time? Alcohol or anything else?

1:06:33 Lostprophets The only thing that I know that's consistent is like cigarettes.

1:06:36 Adam Okay, mean this guy could hang ironically. Does he give a good hummer?

1:06:43 Lostprophets The best.

1:06:45 Adam Oh, oh, now okay. I see, I'm saying I could hang with the guy, sort of like the guy. The more vices the guy has, the more I feel.

1:06:52 Lostprophets He's probably got the headache from stress.

1:06:54 Drew I hope he's had adequate work on his headache though. It just all sounds a little.

1:06:58 Adam And by the way, what's Miss Vegan? All right, well what is she doing with the guy who is smoking, drinking, sucking up all the, I mean, this guy's a HEPA filter. He's just like anything, everything goes into him.

1:07:12 Drew Listen, we're used to vegans being a little judgmental. Nice thing about Tiffany, she's not judgmental.

1:07:17 Adam Yeah, but you almost wonder like, maybe there's a project aspect to this.

1:07:22 Drew She's curious about it.

1:07:23 Adam They're not gonna get anything out of Tiffany.

1:07:27 Drew She was A, let's give her kudos. She was all right.

1:07:30 Adam Kudos are a kick in the ass?

1:07:32 Drew No, she was not as extreme, nutty behavior as you suspected. She didn't qualify for the show.

1:07:37 Adam Yeah, you're right. You're right. A little angry.

1:07:41 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:07:42 Adam What happened? It's the headache. Elizabeth? You're 25. Hold on a second. We got a question for the... No, no, no. We got a question for the Lostprophets, right? Where was she? Wait a minute. Hooked on booze? What happened to our Lostprophets question? Oh, they fell off?

1:07:57 Lostprophets He was the hooked on booze thing. Yes, I am.

1:08:00 Adam Vagina burns after... Okay.

1:08:03 Lostprophets That's the one. Vagina burns one.

1:08:05 Elizabeth?

1:08:06 Lostprophets That's my friend's name.

1:08:08 Drew Vagina burns.

1:08:09 Lostprophets Vagina burns. Vagina burns.

1:08:11 Elizabeth?

1:08:12 Lostprophets Mr. Ben's daughter.

1:08:13 Adam What the?

1:08:16 Drew Elizabeth? There she is. What's up? Elizabeth? The girl should be on hold now. She's probably in a stupor now.

1:08:23 Caller Look. No, I'm here.

1:08:24 Drew Okay.

1:08:25 Adam I just thought of a horrible name for a guy that, you know, it's not quite right on. You know, it's not like a Dick Hurtz kind of thing, but Peter File. Just sound, you gotta think pedophile. There's probably plenty of guys named Peter File, and it just sort of reminds everybody of someone who has sex with kids, even though they don't really consciously think of it. Like whenever I hear them talking about Jag Offizier, you know, I always think, oh, okay. You know what I'm saying?

1:08:52 Drew Officer Jag.

1:08:53 Adam I just think of, I just, I'm thinking of Jag Off.

1:08:56 Drew There you go. Let's go take a break.

1:08:57 Adam No.

1:08:58 Drew Yeah.

1:08:58 Adam Elizabeth? You've been on hold for 102 minutes?

1:09:01 Drew Yeah.

1:09:02 Adam Wow. Why didn't you get us to talk to you earlier?

1:09:04 Caller I don't know.

1:09:06 Drew All right.

1:09:06 Adam What's the question?

1:09:07 Caller Um, the other night, I think it was last night, uh, you and Drew were debating addiction and, um, Well, it wasn't really just me yelling at Drew.

1:09:16 Drew Yeah, it was not exactly called debate.

1:09:18 Caller Um, but I, um, I was wondering kind of what the difference, I guess, between an addiction, being addicted to something and being like dependent on it.

1:09:28 Drew Yeah, dependencies, dependencies can run the spectrum of psychological dependency to actually a physical dependency where there's some sort of withdrawal. These are things that motivate you to stay with the drug. I'm on a lot of antidepressants, which, Yeah, antidepressants have no addictive properties.

1:09:46 Adam If you're physically dependent, alright, quiet. If you're physically dependent on something, aren't you addicted to it?

1:09:53 Drew All humans can become dependent, meaning they can have withdrawal when you stop. But a non-addict will go through the withdrawal, and it's like, that's a big deal. An addict will have a permanent change in their system.

1:10:03 Adam Okay, okay, but I don't understand if you're dependent on a tranquilizer that you're taking daily, and then a day goes by and you can't find it, so you've got to go out and get it because your body's dependent on it, you wouldn't call yourself addicted to that tranquilizer? Yes, you would.

1:10:18 Drew No, you'd go through it.

1:10:19 Adam Everybody, but you would.

1:10:23 Drew Let me flip it around. Let's say you had a surgery. You had a surgery and it goes bad. You end up on morphine for a month because of a surgical complication. Every human will have withdrawal. Actually, before the age of 18, it's actually people don't get withdrawal from opiates. There's something about after 18 that the withdrawal mechanism is starting to kick in.

1:10:41 Adam You listen to kids out there, their birthdays are coming up.

1:10:43 Drew It's one of the things that makes it hard to treat kids. It's hard to treat them as they go on and off relatively easily compared to an adult, but they adult has withdrawal, all of them.

1:10:52 Adam Well, it has withdrawal, but you're physically dependent on it, you're just going to keep going with it.

1:10:57 Drew Right, and then the surgery is better, you stop the morphine.

1:11:01 Adam You can't stop, you're physically dependent on it.

1:11:03 Drew The non-addict will stop, have a couple of days of discomfort and not think about it again.

1:11:07 Adam Well, why is it physical dependence then?

1:11:09 Drew Because the body has a withdrawal syndrome when you stop it. The withdrawal syndrome, a non-addict goes through withdrawal.

1:11:14 Adam So you're not addicted to the morphine.

1:11:16 Drew You have withdrawal, you have dependency, and then with withdrawal you go through it, you don't think of it again. An addict has a permanent change and they'll preoccupy it, they'll pursue it. Even when they've been through the withdrawal for months and months later, they'll still be thinking about it.

1:11:27 Adam But an addict can still get off of it and stay off it. No? Why do you bother then?

1:11:35 Drew They shouldn't if you're not interested in staying off.

1:11:37 Adam No, I'm saying an addict can still get off the morphine and then stay off the morphine.

1:11:41 Drew They won't though because of that drive.

1:11:43 Adam Why bother getting them off if they're not going to stay off it?

1:11:46 Drew If they're not interested in trying to stop.

1:11:47 Adam I'm not saying they're not interested. I'm just saying addicts get off things and stay off them as well.

1:11:51 Drew When they're treated, they have to be treated then.

1:11:53 Adam You got to treat the guy who's hooked on it? Is physically dependent on something? I can be physically dependent on anything I want and just quit.

1:12:01 Drew And have a withdrawal. What about alcohol? Have a withdrawal and then stop.

1:12:05 Adam How do I get off it?

1:12:06 Drew You have withdrawal. You have some withdrawal and you go through it. We don't think about it again.

1:12:10 Adam You just told me last night you could die if you got off alcohol.

1:12:14 Drew You might need some treatment for the withdrawal.

1:12:16 Adam Ah, treatment.

1:12:16 Drew But you go through the withdrawal. That's not treating addiction. That's treating withdrawal.

1:12:20 Adam All right.

1:12:20 Drew Those are two different, entirely different things.

1:12:23 Adam So you're physically dependent on it, but you're not an addict. Right. Okay. So fine. Everyone do what you got to do. See why no one likes him? We'll take ourselves a little break and we'll be right.

1:12:43 Drew Hey Adam, you know how guys have trouble with confidence and going out dating and meeting girls? We have a solution. This is Live 105.

1:12:58 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Oh, yes. And Mike, both here from Lostprophets.

1:13:08 I'm not gonna say anything all night.

1:13:09 Adam 1-800, wait a minute, that was something.

1:13:12 Lostprophets He said something.

1:13:13 Adam We'll get that out in the post. 1-800-LOVE-191. We're talking to Jamie about bollocks.

1:13:21 Drew Oh, my God, how dare you? I'm offended. I have offended children all over the country.

1:13:24 Lostprophets I'm sorry to all the UK listeners out there on the internet.

1:13:27 Adam Yes, yeah, now I remember no one out here knew what bollocks were until the Sex Pistols had they never mind the bollocks. Here's the Sex Pistols. Was that the name of that, Adam? Yeah, and never, see to us, bollocks was a department store. And I think that was B-U-L-L-O-C-K-S or something. I don't know what bollocks is. How do you spell that?

1:13:54 Lostprophets I think that's right. It's the same.

1:13:56 Adam Yeah. So to me, it was always confused and only knowing bollocks, although, you know, the Corollas, we went to a little place called Penny.

1:14:02 Drew Penny.

1:14:03 Adam Oh, May Company. Oh, please, Drew. Let me tell you. Let me tell you what was underneath May, yeah, no, it went bollocks, then it went May Company, then it went Sears, then it went Pennies, and that's where the Corollas. Then Woolworth. But you couldn't buy jeans. That's where the Corollas came in with the reinforced knees. Nice, the shiny, the super shiny jeans, or they were shiny, they were like plastic almost. Yeah, because the Levi's were a dollar or more, so, you know, please, it's wasteful. No, because you'll wear those things out in four years. That's almost 25 cents a year. All right, great folks. They're doing great. They're doing great. My folks, oh man, they couldn't do better. My sister said to me the other day, she goes, I don't want to talk to moms. I bought some property and we're thinking about moving and she's going to give me a bunch of whatever. I said, what do you listen to her for? She's like, I don't know, you know, a woman's living in a house. Her grandma let her squad in. Her mom let her squad in a hundred years ago. She doesn't own anything. Listen everybody. It's important to, you know, listen to people that are doing well. Don't listen to people that aren't doing well. And as a matter of fact, unfortunately, they seem to have more opinions oftentimes. You know, there's guys that are living in their basement who are telling you how to live. Yeah, here's how to score chicks. And here's, let me, let me second round out your portfolio. You're living in your parents' house. You're 45. You should have zero opinion.

1:15:32 Lostprophets It happens in the gym all the time. You always have some big fat dude come up and just go, no man, you're doing it wrong. You need to be lifting like this. And I look at him and I'm like, I want to be like you. Right.

1:15:44 Adam Got the stretch marks coming over telling you, you're doing us curls all wrong. I like when you're working other muscles. You're trying to work your biceps, you're working your delts and your lats. I'm always like, it's usually they're working three extra ones and it's always like, all right. You're trying to work your tris, but you're really working your delts, your lats, your quads, your pecs and your glutes. Oh, okay.

1:16:08 Lostprophets You're saving me doing all those later.

1:16:09 Adam I guess I'm going to go home then when I'm done with, when I'm done screwing this exercise up, I get to leave. That guy, yeah. The guy comes by at the gym, guy. Here's the thing. Find people that are more successful than you. Feel free to listen to them, those who aren't. As a matter of fact, like I said, and unfortunately to my own family for a while, I use them as a negative template. I just think what would they do? What would they do? And then I just do the opposite and look at me now.

1:16:34 Drew Good point.

1:16:34 Adam Literally a millionaire.

1:16:35 Drew See what they've done for you?

1:16:37 Adam Literally a millionaire. Engineer Chris?

1:16:40 Drew Literally.

1:16:40 Adam Literally a millionaire.

1:16:42 Drew All right. Chris hasn't been with us tonight too much.

1:16:44 Adam Yeah, he's tired. Well, he's living at home. So he got mad, I think, when I did that whole living at home. You got any advice on working out or living at home? No.

1:16:51 Drew Kennedy. Kennedy?

1:16:52 26.

1:16:54 Adam 26? What's up?

1:16:55 How are you guys?

1:16:57 Adam Good.

1:16:57 Drew What's up?

1:16:58 Adam, you totally take away my stress. You're my therapy.

1:17:01 Adam Really?

1:17:02 That's good.

1:17:03 Drew Where are you calling from?

1:17:05 North Carolina.

1:17:06 Drew Where?

1:17:08 Located in Piedmont Triad.

1:17:10 Adam Ah, Piedmont Triad area. Were we ever out there, Drew?

1:17:14 Drew She gives me a little more information. Expression.

1:17:16 Adam You gotta give us a city, yeah.

1:17:19 Winston-Salem, Greensboro.

1:17:21 Drew Okay, Greensboro. We've been out there. We went to Clemson.

1:17:23 Adam Oh, we did?

1:17:24 Drew Yeah.

1:17:26 Adam Yeah, you understand, like, if you wanna know where we were from, we wouldn't say Eagle Rock. It doesn't make any sense. You gotta give you a San Francisco or a Hollywood.

1:17:37 Drew Right.

1:17:38 Adam Know what I'm saying, everybody?

1:17:40 Drew Kennedy doesn't, though.

1:17:41 Adam Yeah, we talk to people that are in Wisconsin. It's like, where are you from? We're right by CK.

1:17:48 Drew That's where the 405 and the 67 passed.

1:17:50 Adam Mayor of Wisconsin, give me a big city, please.

1:17:55 Question is for Dr. Drew. Can you actually be allergic to sperm, to semen?

1:18:02 Drew You can be, but it's relatively uncommon. You have some burning or something after intercourse?

1:18:09 Irritation, burning, reoccurring bladder infections like one to two a month.

1:18:15 Drew And you don't have the bladder infection if you use a condom?

1:18:18 Don't use a condom because allergic to latex.

1:18:22 Drew Polyurethane condom?

1:18:24 Pardon me?

1:18:25 Drew What about a polyurethane condom?

1:18:28 Never tried it.

1:18:29 Drew All right, so one of the things you can test is to see if you still get all this reaction when you use a polyurethane condom. And some women just get recurrent vaginitis. These are bacterial overgrowths and inflammation of the vagina from reasons they're not well worked out. I was just reading an article about vaginal burning and vaginitis and they were sort of saying, most women don't get an answer for why this occurs. That's sort of an unsatisfying treatment.

1:18:53 Adam Sometimes they're a little nutty too. You never can rule that one out. But you're saying people that are allergic to latex, what about surgeons who wear latex gloves?

1:19:03 Drew Yeah, I know. They claim that that happens a lot, yet I've never seen that.

1:19:08 Adam Yeah, it's always like one of these. I mean, if you think about it, don't surgeons just exclusively wear latex gloves?

1:19:16 Drew Absolutely. Well, strangely enough, when my son went for a surgery when he was one, you weren't here for that whole ordeal, but I remember listening to it on the radio, the horrible anesthesiologist comes in and goes, it's asked about latex allergies. I'm like, I have no way. And she goes, well, you know, she was the one that did the original research on it and published the article that showed you in amazing incidents of latex allergies. And I thought, well, never seen it.

1:19:39 Adam Right.

1:19:39 Drew Read a few thousand people, never seen it.

1:19:42 Adam Right.

1:19:42 Drew Yeah, really? 20% of people haven't?

1:19:43 Adam Well, this is a-

1:19:45 Drew Go ahead and use the latex, we need to treat my son, it's fine.

1:19:47 Adam This is the whole thing, which is, everyone in this country, at least, claims to be allergic to something. And I don't trust half of them. The ones that are gonna die if I open my peanuts on the airplane, the ones who can't do the condoms, it's chocolate, it's milk, everyone's allergic to everything. And some of them are, but-

1:20:04 Drew It definitely occurs, that's the point.

1:20:06 Adam It happens, it's not to the point they'd like us to believe. And so half the people are allergic to latex and a surgeon cuts you open and he's reaching around in your viscera.

1:20:17 Drew They have to use polyurethane gloves.

1:20:18 Adam With his gloves, they do. They have polyurethane, well, that's right. But seems like there's still be more guys, more EMT guys, more emergencies.

1:20:27 Drew That themselves would have it. And they're out there occasionally.

1:20:30 Adam No, no, I mean, guys getting in a car accident, EMT guys rushing in with their latex gloves on, you would just see all these problems.

1:20:37 Drew And then you have situations like Kennedy who adopts the latex allergy theory, when in fact it may just be introducing something to the vagina that's activating all the stuff. Particularly urinary tract infections, Kennedy. That's something that just occurs from having sex.

1:20:50 Well, what about the, I've talked to my gynecologist about it, and he referred me to a urologist because of the infections. And they did all kinds of IVP tomas, x-rays, that kind of thing.

1:21:06 Drew And they just tell you, watch the position, take an antibiotic every time, urinate after sex, and there you go.

1:21:12 Yes, they did all that, and I do all that. They also found out that I had a duplex kidney.

1:21:17 Drew So what?

1:21:18 Adam What's that mean?

1:21:19 Drew Just double, double calyces.

1:21:21 Duplex kidney?

1:21:22 Adam Yes, so.

1:21:24 Would that have anything to do with correlation between the two?

1:21:29 Drew No, no, nothing to do with anything.

1:21:33 Adam All right, so try, try.

1:21:34 Drew She's got some energy.

1:21:35 Adam She's, well, hold on. First off, she's, what you say, she's a little bit of a hypochondriac?

1:21:41 Drew I'm starting to smell sexual abuse or something.

1:21:44 Adam Mm-mm, it could have been me, I just farted. Yeah, Jamie and I were going at it pretty good during the break.

1:21:51 Drew Spell was stronger than usual.

1:21:51 Adam It might be what you smell. Kennedy?

1:21:55 Yes.

1:21:56 Adam Any sexual abuse in the past?

1:21:59 I'm not sure about that. I listen to you guys talk about like chronic pelvic pain and such things. I can remember not actual things happening to me, but I often find myself thinking that something happened. But then you think, you hear women say all the time, well, I don't remember, it was blocked. And I'm not, is that even logical?

1:22:27 Adam Well, here's the thing.

1:22:29 Drew I'm not a big believer in the block.

1:22:30 Adam But the idea that you think something might be up is not a great sign.

1:22:34 Drew Yeah, see, I'm a big believer, though, that you can just not remember because it was so early, but you'll still have dreams and impressions and sort of.

1:22:41 What about during sex?

1:22:43 Drew That's the time when these things, you flash back, that kind of thing. That's sort of typical of the, what's called, the implicit memories left behind by early trauma.

1:22:51 Adam I have flashbacks of not getting laid in high school when I'm having sex.

1:22:54 Drew And man, he complains about it.

1:22:55 Adam Yeah, I'm like actually having sex and having flashbacks of me beating off in high school.

1:23:00 Drew You know, you think that the tape of the guy being beheaded was disturbing.

1:23:03 Adam This is worse.

1:23:04 But your flashbacks, Adam, did not hurt you whatsoever.

1:23:08 Drew Oh, they hurt everyone. It must have hurt, because everyone around him is suffering dearly.

1:23:11 Adam Yeah, it's everyone has to pay now.

1:23:13 Quite successful, though.

1:23:16 Adam Literally, literally a millionaire, literally.

1:23:18 Lostprophets That's about 40 grand in the address.

1:23:22 Adam Kennedy, thanks for the set up. How's, yeah, you love your dad? Everything good?

1:23:27 Father died when I was six. Of what?

1:23:32 Adam All right, babe and all. Well, look.

1:23:35 It's okay, I mean.

1:23:36 Adam I don't know, it's good times. I mean, it's fantastic. Cheers, you know. No, but the thing is, there's issues. Dad died in name at six, and maybe I was molested.

1:23:48 Drew Unexplained pelvic pain and burning.

1:23:50 Adam Things to look into, plus Drew's spidey sense was dainty.

1:23:53 Drew The way she was so preoccupied about her urinary tract, having a, you know, having urinary tract infections after sex is a normal problem. And many, many, I dare say nearly most women will go through periods where they have that problem. And she's made a big deal of it, a big, huge. And she, you can feel the trauma almost. It's like, it's traumatic that she has a little. There's energy.

1:24:14 Adam Yeah, yeah. Now, here's the thing, it's funny. I was just thinking about, mostly hypochondriacs, Jews. I mean, let's be honest. I love the Jews, but they focus on these things. And here's why the Jews are hypochondriacs. They're smarter than all of us. They actually memorize entire medical textbooks and then start thinking they have these symptoms. Whereas the goyim, we can't be bothered with this stuff.

1:24:36 Drew The Welsh are the same.

1:24:38 Adam Welsh are the same.

1:24:39 Lostprophets Yeah, my mom's like that.

1:24:40 Adam Yeah, see, the more information you get, then you start thinking you have the symptoms you're reading about.

1:24:46 Lostprophets My mom phones me up and tells me I got things because she's read it somewhere.

1:24:49 Drew That's nice.

1:24:50 Lostprophets And I'm like, huh? And I start to believe it.

1:24:53 Adam Well, shan't we, huh? And then, but they don't go to the vagina. They just, they go waist up, the Jews. And then it's the goyim who was abused that goes vagina.

1:25:04 Drew Interesting.

1:25:04 Adam It's interesting because the-

1:25:06 Drew Jew goes bowel.

1:25:07 Adam Jew goes bowel, slides right around the vagina, goes, Joe's backside, goes bowel and goes, you know, stomach and test and all that kind of stuff, the GI stuff. And then the goyim goes vagina. Jew does not go vagina. They don't complain about the vagina. It's interesting, Drew. Yes.

1:25:24 Drew They don't complain about it.

1:25:24 Adam Yes. And what about being Welsh and like Welshing on a bet? You know, is that considered derogatory?

1:25:32 Drew Welching, isn't it? Is it Welsh?

1:25:34 Lostprophets Yeah, that's a different thing.

1:25:35 Adam Different culture, different thing. What's it mean? I mean, I know what it means, but I mean, where's it come from then?

1:25:42 Drew Try look it up.

1:25:45 Lostprophets Why don't they make all surgeon gloves out of polyurethane then? If they know that this latex-

1:25:52 Adam I would think the polyurethane is less durable.

1:25:56 Drew I don't know.

1:25:57 Adam Than the latex. He doesn't know? Well, you just look at latex and polyurethane. I bet the polyurethane is less durable than the latex. But it's probably more expensive too. And sometimes some materials are harder to use in construction, harder to seam together and that kind of stuff. All right, we're gonna take a little break. Drew's gonna look up Welching on a bet and find out if it has anything to do with the band.

1:26:24 Lostprophets The Welsh.

1:26:24 Caller Yeah.

1:26:25 Lostprophets Tom Jones.

1:26:26 Adam We'll take a quick break and we'll be right back.

1:26:29 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline.

1:26:30 Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

1:26:35 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:26:46 Adam There, buddy. It's the Loveline of Adam. That's Dr. Drew, Lostprophets here tonight. Start something, name of the CD. Drew was looking up Welching on a Bet, and maybe connected to Wales. Maybe.

1:27:00 Lostprophets Maybe.

1:27:00 Drew It's all under the same definition page as Welsh. Origin, though, unknown.

1:27:06 Adam Origin, unknown, all right.

1:27:08 Lostprophets You should make up an origin, though.

1:27:09 Drew There's another site I can look at.

1:27:12 Adam Yeah, Drew, put your name in there. You could put the doctor by the origin, and then people believe it. That's the way it works. All right, let's, I really, it's always interesting to me like paddy wagon and things like that, you know. I love things that have good derogatory terms that have just been woven into the fabric and people don't even know what it means anymore.

1:27:33 Drew But so many of our other words and things we use are like all the way back to Egypt and stuff. It's crazy. We have no idea what it means.

1:27:38 Adam Is that Wales?

1:27:39 Drew Yeah, well, Egypt, Wales, same thing.

1:27:41 Adam That's just a great well, do you remember that? What do you guys got over there?

1:27:45 Mountains.

1:27:46 Adam You got no pyramids.

1:27:46 Drew And rain.

1:27:47 We got a lot of rain.

1:27:48 Adam And mountains. You're building anything good over there?

1:27:51 Lostprophets Tom Jones.

1:27:52 Adam Tom Jones.

1:27:53 Lostprophets We build Tom Jones. Loads of them. We got a conveyor belt.

1:27:56 Adam You just crank out.

1:27:58 Lostprophets He's in every single casino you go in.

1:28:02 Adam What goes on over there in Wales? Is it tourism?

1:28:05 People beating each other up.

1:28:07 Adam They were whaling on each other.

1:28:09 Lostprophets It used to be mining. We're kind of in a big void created by post-industrial Wales now. We're kind of living off England, which is a shame, but we're building up our identity again.

1:28:24 Adam What do you guys feel like you need to really get on, like a good soccer club, something like that? What's going to get you on the map? Lostprophets. Cheers.

1:28:33 Lostprophets. That's right.

1:28:40 Adam I'm sorry. I was talking about sports, Alex, I mean, Alexis.

1:28:46 Drew Yeah.

1:28:47 Adam What's up? You're 20.

1:28:49 Drew Yeah.

1:28:50 Caller Drew, I've called before and Adam, I love you. You're a genius and you get told that a lot, but Drew, you're really funny sometimes and I don't think you get enough credit for your sense of humor. And so I wanted to thank you for it and acknowledge it.

1:29:03 Drew Thank you.

1:29:04 Adam Yeah.

1:29:04 Drew Adam surely wouldn't do that. So somebody has to.

1:29:07 Adam No, Drew's physical comedy is the best, like the way he punches the mic inadvertently on a nightly basis.

1:29:12 Lostprophets Did Drew press the button to speak to it?

1:29:14 Adam Yeah, sure.

1:29:17 Caller I think I'm going to buy your book tomorrow, but I haven't gone on page yet. I just got a job and I go to junior college, kind of, not really.

1:29:25 Drew My book is coming out in paperback in October, cracked.

1:29:28 Adam Good book. Yeah, paperback.

1:29:30 Caller When is it coming out in paperback tomorrow?

1:29:36 No, like October, September, but buy the hardback.

1:29:39 Adam What's the difference? Does it go down to like 13 bucks or something like that? Oh, really? Why? Is it just the cover that's more or is it just a sort of symbolic whatever? All right, it's been out a year. I mean, here's what I'm saying. Is it like a piece of technology? It's like this computer's been out for a year and now it's time to drop the price.

1:29:59 Drew I don't know. I have to ask him. I don't know what the economics are.

1:30:02 Adam Some of it's got to be manufacturing, but double, triple the price oftentimes. Not for a piece of cardboard. Quadruple. That's four.

1:30:11 Drew It's like a rebirth.

1:30:12 Lostprophets You can re-promote it again.

1:30:13 Drew Space it on the shelf or something.

1:30:15 Adam But Drew, it's not quadruple, is it?

1:30:18 Drew It's like six bucks for a pair of bag, isn't it?

1:30:20 Adam Well, I mean, most books drop down from like 24 bucks down to like 12 bucks or nine something. I don't know. I've never actually bought a book. I didn't see a book at that big house where they keep them and they lend them to people. What's that called? Library. Library. But it doesn't have the word book in it.

1:30:40 Drew I know.

1:30:41 Adam It doesn't sound.

1:30:42 Drew It's bad. What do you call the biblioteca? Let's call it.

1:30:44 Adam The biblioteca? That's where they keep the bookers? Over there?

1:30:48 Drew The bookers, the biblios.

1:30:50 Adam Who would want to borrow a book?

1:30:52 Drew Yeah, it's weird, isn't it?

1:30:53 Adam Yeah. Hey, you want to hear where the loser, my dad is? Yeah. He used to rent out records from the library when I was a kid. He would actually... A man in his 40s. These guys don't know what a record is. It's like a...

1:31:10 Lostprophets Does that go in a car?

1:31:11 Adam It's like a CD, but it's bigger. And it's made out of plastic. Wow. And when you leave it in the car, it melts because it gets too hot.

1:31:16 Lostprophets It's got buttons.

1:31:17 Adam It's got one hole in it. And ironically, the smaller ones had bigger holes. I don't know who decided...

1:31:23 Drew You had to put an adapter, a plastic adapter.

1:31:25 Adam Yeah, they had to get this weird...

1:31:26 Lostprophets Compensation thing.

1:31:27 Drew You had to try to snap in there or you had a record player, your turntable had a weird...

1:31:32 Adam He had a weird adapter thing. Kind of someone who just made 45s, it just had just a regular normal record hole in it. It's really that huge, big... So you put your fist through its size hole. There was always trouble. You're always missing. Here's the other thing, too. You would be missing that little bit that went in the middle. So you'd have to sort of try to balance it, maybe shove a match or something in there and try to hang on to it, or it would eventually get a little out of whack. No one ever settled that. So 45s were around from 1931 to present day. Still haven't solved the riddle of the spacer in the middle?

1:32:08 Lostprophets I used to love the little handles that held the records and dropped them down.

1:32:12 Drew It was high technology.

1:32:13 Adam It was a good sign.

1:32:13 Lostprophets Because it's so hard to take a record off.

1:32:16 Drew Well, you'd stack them up so they could play with it.

1:32:19 Adam You could get a little stack going. Anyway, Dad used to rent those out. That's good. Rent those out. And not rent them and record them. We'd just sit there and listen to them.

1:32:28 Drew Not rent them. Check them out.

1:32:29 Adam Check them out. I'm sorry. You're right. Man in his 40s checking out records. And by the way, records, not the most durable way to transport a sound or recreate a sound. Imagine what the ones at the library, the ones that have been there for 20 years and just lent out to junkies for 25 years. That's the kind of condition those would be in when you'd be listening to those. Good times, everybody. Lostprophets here tonight. Take a quick break. Be right back.

1:32:55 Here it is.

1:32:56 Bottom line, it sucks being single today.

1:32:59 Tons of lame people and no decent prospects. Call the Dateline. 1-877-889-DATE. So get your problems ready.

1:33:25 Adam Steve-O, Chris Pontius coming in from, we know him from Jackass. Coming in tomorrow night. I want to again tell everyone that the Lostprophets are gonna be over at the House of Blues on Friday the 14th. That is this Friday. Tickets only $14. Almost nothing by today's dollar rate. The name of the album, Start Something, is out. Go get it. Jamie, Mike, thanks a lot.

1:33:52 Lostprophets Thanks for having us, appreciate it.

1:33:54 Adam We'll see you here real soon. Until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Uh, look, that's disturbing.

1:34:05 This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Ingold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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