Episode 1000597096290

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1:00 Voiceover Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:03 Voiceover Loveline.

1:06 Adam Phone number 1-800-LLV-E-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, our guest is Nicky Hayden. Nicky is the MotoGP Rookie of the Year, or was in 2003. We're talking about what's a super bike champion. Oh, that's AMA. That's a different thing. But basically, remember we were talking last week? Yes. The guy races what I would call Formula 1 motorcycles. That is at the top of the line in super bikes, not on the dirt, on the track. But it's a sport that's probably bigger in Europe than it is here, right?

1:45 Caller Yeah, absolutely. In Europe, it really goes off just like Formula 1 over there.

1:50 Adam I've said this many times. We're assholes, Americans.

1:54 Drew Many times you've said exactly that.

1:55 Adam But when it comes to motorsports, we've got all these tarts that are in the NASCAR. Like NASCAR is huge in drag racing, funny cars and all that stuff.

2:06 Drew That's all just like primates being held sharp, shiny objects being held in front of them.

2:12 Adam It's just drunken slack-jawed yokels who just jump on a bandwagon.

2:19 Drew The thing about it is, it's just retards.

2:22 Adam It's tarts who are looking at shiny things, lots of colors. The Grand Prix motorcycles is all I call them. Really, this is the creme de la creme of motorcycle racing. When you watch the footage of this stuff, sometimes they just show the footage of it and they just put some classical music behind it and they show everyone dropping in. When they go into the corners, everyone's dragging their knee.

2:45 Drew You're dragging your knee at 180 miles an hour? What is on your knee?

2:50 Caller Well, we got plastic, so it's all right to drag your knee.

2:55 Drew I wish I'd known.

2:55 Caller But when you start dragging your shoulder, that normally hurts. So I try to, you know, that normally means you're down.

3:02 Adam And then it starts raining and they just sort of go on. I mean, now instead of, they're not really dragging their knee, they're just catching part of the shin on the ground. It's like, it's like they stop me if I'm wrong. But when it starts raining, it slows down a little bit and they don't lean quite as much, but they're still leaning over. Yes.

3:24 Caller Right. Yeah. Believe that.

3:25 Adam And then then they go across the finish line at 130 miles an hour and they pop a nice wheelie up to celebrate or stand on top of the gas tank or or something. But I don't think there's any vehicle. And again, you can stop me if I'm wrong, Nicky. I don't think there's any vehicle that gets you around a course any faster than these bikes. I don't know. I mean, the only competition would be maybe a Formula One car or possibly even like a go kart or something. But I don't know. Is there any that they do any testing that way? Have they ever done any comparisons?

3:57 Caller I'm not sure. We'll have to check the record books on that. I'm not to be honest with you.

4:02 Adam Get the I couldn't see. I mean, nothing accelerates faster than these bikes, by the way. I mean, here's the whole thing. One of these bikes, just bone stock, just people don't understand anything about anything. I'm going to explain it. Nick, Nick, you help me explain. One of these super bikes, these pocket rocket type bikes, and just plain stock showroom street dress could out accelerate any supercar ever created. Just, you know, the most crazy, exotic twin turbocharged Porsches or even the new Porsches.

4:35 Drew Street supercar.

4:36 Adam Anything.

4:36 Drew Drag race? Dragster?

4:37 Adam Well, no, nothing does a dragster. But it could outdo, you know, Formula One cars. I mean, here's the thing. A bone stock street bike would would hang with a Formula One car, just straight acceleration. I mean, it's just crazy, crazy weight to horsepower ratio.

4:56 Drew How does a guy from Kentucky get into this stuff?

4:57 Caller Yeah, it's funny you should ask. I just grew up on dirt bikes, actually. My dad used to race and just as a little kid, I kind of got into it and my brothers were racing and just been chasing my dream ever since. Really, when I was about 13, I started on road bikes, caught a few breaks, had some good people behind me and just trying to enjoy the ride.

5:20 Adam You have lots of chicks in this sport outside of this country, right? I mean, it's much better like in Italy.

5:28 Caller Italy is quite impressive. A lot of talent in Italy and not talking about the riders either.

5:33 Adam You know what's a thing too is South America big into racing, always has been.

5:38 Drew All kinds of racing or motorcycle racing?

5:40 Adam Brazil, yeah, motorcycle, Formula One, into that stuff. You just thought they were just drunk and dancing.

5:47 Caller I got a Brazilian teammate this year, Alex Barros.

5:55 Adam There's a good solid following, all the guys at the Culver City PD, by the way, were huge.

6:02 Drew Were you stopped tonight or something?

6:03 Adam No, no. They used to come by and talk to me about motorcycle racing all the time.

6:08 Drew Interesting.

6:08 Adam Yeah, they're always going to the races and everything. But they don't get their due in this country, even though there's a good following. Europe is where you want to go for these things. All right, so we got some well, when's the next race somewhere we could see it?

6:23 Caller Actually our season is right now. We're beginning to start. First race is April in South Africa and of course, it'll be on Speed TV live. And until then, we're just trying to get everything in line, doing some testing. I leave on Tuesday and go back to Spain and back to Spain.

6:42 Drew Not the quality. Not Indonesia.

6:45 Adam Going to Spain, doing some testing, a lot of testing. And those a-holes over on the Speed Channel are going to squeeze this in, in between their NASCAR wrap up and their NASCAR truck weekends and their NASCAR tailgate parties, idiots. They used to do good stuff over there, this NASCAR, NASCAR, NASCAR. And listen, don't give in to the tards, everybody. It's all these idiots who want to watch nothing but NASCAR, they had their way, beat nothing but NASCAR on every channel all the time. Don't pay, don't listen to those people. Drew, am I right?

7:16 Drew You're right.

7:17 Adam You don't like that crap, do you? Just a bunch of ass kickers going in a circle with an iron block pushrod engine making a holes of themselves. All right. You ready to roll here?

7:29 Drew Yeah, here we go.

7:29 Adam All right, let's go. Let me talk to you about your bike real fast.

7:32 Drew All right.

7:33 Adam Five cylinders, Nicky was telling me before we got on the air, which is interesting because it's usually, it's usually an even number. It's confused. You know, it screws up the firing. You know what I'm saying?

7:45 Drew Yeah.

7:45 Adam What is six or eight or two or four? But five cylinders, thousand CCs. How many horse? How much horsepower?

7:53 Caller About 230 horsepower, they're claiming.

7:55 Adam Really?

7:56 Caller Yeah. So it's it's enough. Absolutely. I think this year, top speed in Italy, we were doing like 204 mile an hour.

8:04 Adam So you know, and what do you think the zero to 60 time is on a bike like that?

8:10 Caller I don't even know, to be honest with you, I would say I'd be guessing. I mean, I can make something up for you.

8:17 Adam It's well under two seconds.

8:18 Caller All right. No, I can't do it. Yeah, I'd say for sure. Well under two seconds.

8:23 Adam Well under two. No, the turbo Porsche is more like four. It's well, it'd be well under one to under that. Here's the thing. Put it this way, you're at 100 on this bike before you're at 50 in a supercar.

8:42 Drew But you're at 100 before you count one 1000.

8:46 Adam No, no, no.

8:46 Drew I was here to say, I beg your pardon.

8:48 Adam Come on, Drew. Drew, over here, buddy.

8:49 Drew Yes, yes. Four years, zero to 50.

8:52 Adam That's right. I'm just saying, get in the turbo Porsche, have the guy dump the clutch and pin your head against the thing. Before you get to 50, you're going to be, Nicky's going to be at 100 on this bike. That's right. Of course, you'll be indoors, which is nice. You got a stereo. Nick?

9:10 Yeah.

9:11 Adam You're 20?

9:12 Caller Yep.

9:14 Adam What's up?

9:14 Caller Well, my girlfriend, she's having trouble with giving blow jobs. She doesn't want to give them or whatnot because she's afraid that I'll go in her mouth. And I'd like to go in her mouth, of course, you know, but she thinks it's like totally disgusting, gross, whatever. And but she's bi. See, and she thinks that going down on the female is not gross.

9:50 Drew So I'm like, well, I don't think you think that is gross.

9:54 Caller No, I do. I go down on her. I like.

10:15 Adam All right. So is she ever had any trauma or anything? Anything go off?

10:20 Drew You know, when she was a kid, somebody forced her to do this.

10:23 Caller Something happened when she was a kid.

10:25 Drew She used to tell me about like, can you understand that that might be really seriously disturbing to her to sort of revivify? I don't know if I should use words like that, but I don't know what revivify is and I pronounce by by to be sort of re confronted with the feelings and the experience of that when that was something that was horrible for her at one time. You got to it's your girlfriend.

10:50 Adam Yeah, she's fine.

10:51 Drew She's fine because she was traumatized, she was brutalized by men when she was a kid.

10:56 Adam He has to not get her pregnant. Yes. Where was he? Nick? Nick has to. Nick, don't get her pregnant.

11:03 Caller Oh, no. She don't need another one.

11:07 Shocking.

11:08 Adam I know. I know. Here's the thing. Now, let me explain something, Nick, and here's the real problem in this society. God or nature or the great magnet or whatever you pray to sees no difference between those who need a child and those who don't need another. Ironically, the ones who don't need another seem to get they get five. It's that rich couple that has been praying and trying to adopt for eight years and gone through all the different fertility modes that don't get the kid. They don't get the kid. The one who doesn't need the kid gets gets the kid is that so. So Nick, you're saying, well, now she don't need it. I know she doesn't need. That doesn't mean she's not going to get is I would argue that makes her a candidate for another kid. Yes.

11:55 Drew Guys like Nick must be closer to nature in terms of being able to knock up people. Nature wants the people like Nick to reproduce. Doesn't want people like right, right.

12:06 Adam Doesn't want all the people that are undergoing all the fertility treatments and never, never able to have a kid.

12:12 Drew Interesting.

12:13 Adam Nicky, have any kids?

12:14 Caller Can't say that I do.

12:16 Drew But I don't want you to.

12:18 Caller I don't want you to jinx anybody here now all this kid talk getting carried away.

12:23 Adam You'll be fine.

12:24 Drew You mentioned some bad Italy before the show started.

12:26 Adam Keep your dork in your leathers. That's all. Marie? You're 22?

12:33 Caller Thank you so much for keeping my home.

12:39 Adam Listen. Listen. I appreciate whatever she was saying, but it was a bad connection, right? We'll get, we'll talk to Vladimir over here, who's got a question for Nicky, I think. Vladimir? Adam? What's happening?

12:54 First of all, Adam, you're my god among gods. Dr. Drew, you're a passionate, passionate man. Towards Nicky, congratulations on the World Championship. My question is, would the, is World GP ever come to the United States? And with Valentino Rossi, is he ever, with Valentino Rossi leaving, who's the number one rider on the restful Honda team? And little advice for people trying to break into AMA, because I know people riding Willow Springs, and you know, it's kind of hard trying to pick up sponsors, and you know, just got to give a little shout out to like...

13:26 Adam Alright, listen, Jackoff, you're doing so good too. Let me give you a shout out.

13:32 I'm sorry, Adam, just, I had to plug them in, you know, you got to hook, you got to...

13:35 Drew So he's saying that if you don't do it, he's having enough trouble such as it is getting sponsors.

13:39 Adam I put them on hold, but...

13:40 Drew It gives him at least a chance to get a sponsor.

13:42 Adam Nicky can answer whatever questions he asks.

13:45 Caller Well, I think the first one was about the MotoGP coming to the US and they're saying not in 2004, but in 05, it's almost, it's looking real good. So I absolutely, I hope they come here.

13:58 Adam What are the tour stops? It's like all over Europe, Japan and...

14:02 Drew You got it here.

14:03 Adam Yeah, I know, but I can't read it. It's the wrong color.

14:05 Caller Well, yeah, pretty much worldwide.

14:07 Adam I don't want to go through the whole thing.

14:09 Drew I don't want to look at it.

14:10 Adam Sorry, go ahead.

14:11 Caller Yeah, pretty much worldwide. So I think we need to add one in America. Right there in the middle somewhere.

14:17 Adam Yeah, I don't know if the middle of the country, maybe the middle of the schedule.

14:21 Caller Yeah, middle of the schedule.

14:21 Adam I'm not sure about the middle of the country.

14:23 Drew Basically, every continent is represented here except North America.

14:25 Caller Yeah, what's up with that?

14:27 Adam We got idiots here that are in the NASCAR and there's such idiots that get into that NASCAR trucks too. Oh my God, we're just truck full of a-holes in this country. We got to move to Europe. Let's go.

14:40 Caller Let's go. Pack our bags.

14:41 Adam That's right. I'm going to be Sparky, your crew chief.

14:45 Caller I don't know if I want to call him the shot.

14:47 Adam Don't worry. Don't worry. I got that chalkboard. I hold signs up. A lot of times it's going to be a smiley face.

14:54 Caller We'll find you a job, but crew chief, I don't know about that.

14:57 Adam I'll be pulling the plugs. I taste them too. I give them a good lick. I know if a plug's, I know if a cylinder's running lean or it's running rich. I'll adjust everything. You'll be fine. I know what it's like. I'll take the bike out, warm it up a little, a few laps. I want to be the guy who holds the chalkboard up as you're going by.

15:16 Drew With some cans on.

15:18 Adam Yeah, I got the headphones on and I just want to hold that thing. You know, I don't know what it says, you know, one lap to go or a pit or something. I want to be the chalkboard guy. That's my dream job. That and the job on a survivor of the faceless bodies that test the actual, the events, whenever they show, whenever they show the challenges, they just show people from the waist down like running or I like that to be me.

15:45 Drew You mentioned fluffer a couple of times.

15:46 Yeah, fluffer.

15:48 Adam Chick fluffer.

15:49 Drew Whatever.

15:50 Adam OK. Michael?

15:52 Yeah.

15:53 Adam You're around 60? You're from Florida, Florida?

15:56 This is my third time calling. It's the first time I messed up and the second time you guys got it wrong.

16:02 Adam That's right.

16:03 Yeah. This is the third time.

16:04 Drew He's the guy that called and said, there's a German guy.

16:06 Yeah, I blew up pretty bad.

16:09 Drew All right.

16:09 Adam So here it is.

16:10 Go ahead. A father used a fishing line to catch a man he suspected of spying on his daughters. The 37-year-old husband and father identified himself only as Brian because he doesn't want to bring attention to his daughters. Brian's wife had noticed that a backyard chair kept being moved under a bathroom window overnight. Soon the couple was convinced someone was watching their girls, ages 16 and 15, or 6 and 15, while they showered. Brian, a hunter and fisherman, took a spool of fishing line, tied one end to the leg of the chair, snaked the fishing line into the house and left the spool on the kitchen counter. With his six-year-old daughter in the bathroom one night last week, he got a bite. The spool fell off the counter and began unraveling. Just like I hooked a fish, Brian said he took the bait and ran with it.

16:58 Adam Brian took the chair?

16:59 Drew No, he's moving the chair to the window.

17:01 Adam Yeah, okay, all right. Ran with it.

17:04 Drew Well, he's speaking as though it were a fish.

17:07 Adam Yeah, he's going to gaffe his prey on it.

17:09 Drew Poor Michael here has got like chronic sinusitis here.

17:13 Adam You all right, Michael?

17:13 Drew Michael.

17:14 Oh, I got a cold.

17:16 Drew Yeah.

17:16 Adam All right, buddy.

17:17 You can hear it?

17:18 Adam All right. Drew's got a crystal ball filled with snot. So, so, so Germany or Florida?

17:27 Drew So what finally happens?

17:29 So yeah, they basically they busted the guy, the 31 year old guy who lived a couple of houses down and he was taken to jail.

17:35 Adam Taken to jail. All right.

17:37 Drew Now I could go either way.

17:38 Adam I could go either way here.

17:39 Drew But the sportsman goes Florida for me.

17:41 Adam Sportsman goes Florida to the pedophile little Florida, little Florida, little Germany, just the looking part.

17:49 Drew The Germans would do all that looking on the line or something, you know, whatever. All right.

17:54 Adam We're going. We're going. Florida, Florida, Nicky. Did this happen in Germany or Florida?

17:59 Caller I won't put the blame on the Germans against you boys.

18:03 Adam Go ahead, Michael.

18:04 Adam Drew. You guys are right.

18:06 Caller Oh, yeah.

18:08 Adam Are you sure? That's why we're pros.

18:12 Caller Get the rookie over here.

18:14 Adam We don't come out and tell you how to ride the bike. You don't tell us whether the lawn chair was moved out of Germany or Florida.

18:20 Drew Am I right, Drew? Of course you're right.

18:22 Adam Yeah. Thank you.

18:23 Drew All right.

18:23 Adam Let's keep going.

18:25 Drew Let's take this one. She was the one that had the bad phone call before. Bad connection.

18:28 Adam Marie.

18:29 Caller Is this connection better?

18:31 Adam What's up?

18:33 Caller Well, I've had a, I'm 22, I've had an eating disorder for a long time and I'm doing all right. I've been going through recovery the last two years, you know, back and forth, you know, and I'm...

18:43 Drew Let me, Marie, hang on one second. Can you tell Adam, just listening to her, does she give you a different feeling than our usual eating disorder?

18:49 Adam Yeah.

18:50 Drew Yeah. It's interesting. You're doing fine, aren't you?

18:53 Caller Well, I'm doing, it's still a struggle every day, but I'm doing better than I've, I'm feeling better than I can ever remember.

18:59 Drew All right. That's what it sounds like.

19:01 Caller Yeah. Anyway, I lost my period around the time I was 16, and I haven't gotten it back since. And I've maintained my weight on my own for the past about five months.

19:12 Drew What do you mean on your own?

19:13 Caller And not, not inpatient, outpatient. And I have doctors and things, but I mean, I'm doing my own, I'm eating on my own.

19:21 Drew You're not, you're not, you're not having a structured meal plan?

19:25 Caller No, no.

19:26 Drew And what is your weight?

19:28 Adam 700 pounds.

19:29 Caller No. I'm actually, I actually think it's around like 120 or 130 or something.

19:34 Drew And how tall are you?

19:35 Caller I'm 5'5. So they, I, they, yeah, so anyway, my question is that I still, even though I'm my weight, my doctor says that I should have my period, it hasn't come back yet. And she wanted to give me Provera to kind of kick start it. Correct. But I've heard you say on the show that it's okay if a woman doesn't have it.

19:56 Drew Yeah, it's okay, but you, you need to find out if you can have it. The problem is with eating disorders is sometimes you can get premature ovarian failure, meaning sort of a menopause, where your ovaries don't work ever again. Now, they need to do a little bit of testing to see if you can cycle normally, start cycling normally. That's a different question than does not bleeding harm you in some way. And no, it does not. But having low estrogen levels and, you know, being deficient can harm you. Low-recy can cause softening of the bones, that kind of thing. So they need to test for all those things.

20:27 Adam Now, Drew, when you guys try to kickstart somebody, do you ever just physically kick them?

20:32 Drew Well, you see how he's sitting on the bike here, Nicky? We just get on that kick. We just get on like that and just kick. Yeah.

20:38 Adam I don't think those bikes have kickstarts anymore.

20:40 Drew Oh, okay. Well, we get on the bike like that.

20:42 Adam Then let's start them. They don't have a starter on them either. They must start them with a remote starter, right?

20:47 Caller No, they actually use a motor to wheel, put the bike in six gear and let the clutch out. Some bikes, other brands.

20:55 Adam Oh, they just start them that way.

20:56 Caller Have electric starters, but we, that's how we get to keep the weight down.

21:00 Adam Extra weight. Yeah. No, no, I was right. It's the motor start thing.

21:04 Caller My crew chief. I mean, you got to know this stuff.

21:06 Adam Well, I'm just saying that's how I'm going to do it. I'm not going to have you tug around a motor and a solenoid and all that. It's just extra weight.

21:12 Drew Right.

21:13 Adam Unsprung weight.

21:16 Drew Yeah. So you need to go through that. You need to find out if you can cycle and they need to measure estrogen levels and something called your FSH, which is something produced by your pituitary gland.

21:24 Caller No, my, that's everything that my doctor's been saying, but it's just, I guess I didn't realize that there was a difference between being on depot or not taking the sugar.

21:32 Drew Yes. Not having your period, having your bleeding suppressed by a birth control method is very different than your ovaries not working.

21:43 Adam Nicky, what are the CC classes, are there like 250, 500, 750 and a thousand or something?

21:49 Caller 125, 250 CC and then a thousand straight.

21:54 Adam Oh, there's no, nothing.

21:55 Caller No, the, there used to be a 500 class, but then the thousand CC four cylinder replaced that class about two years ago.

22:03 Drew And then you put a fifth cylinder on?

22:05 Caller Yep. We added one more.

22:06 Drew How can we just add two more?

22:09 Caller Well, you're just constantly trying to get that weight to horsepower.

22:13 Yeah, Drew, what about a thousand more?

22:15 Drew Well, that's what I'm asking.

22:16 Adam Well, here's the, yeah, I don't know, why not, why not six?

22:19 Caller Well, you're the crew chief.

22:20 He's supposed to know this stuff.

22:22 Adam I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why.

22:24 Drew Because it must add more weight than horsepower.

22:26 Adam No, here's why. That could be, that could possibly, here's the thing. When you get a bunch of small pistons, you get RPM, because you got, now you got a bunch of small ones. I mean, if you're taking about like the same displacement, one piston is the size of a, you know, bucket. And then if you broke that in times five, that'll be the size of a Campbell soup can. Right. You see what I'm saying? So you get more RPM out of the smaller ones, but you probably lose a little torque, you know, coming out of the corner. The IP, the RPMs in the higher, higher range thing probably tacks up 14, 15, 16 thousand or something like that. I don't know what the hell they're up to now. 12,000.

23:10 Caller Are you still talking about the bike?

23:12 Adam Still talking about the bike.

23:13 Caller I don't know.

23:14 Adam You thought we're talking about the vagina?

23:16 Caller Yeah, but I wasn't sure. But all right.

23:18 Adam Where do you shift on that bike? 12,000?

23:20 Caller Higher. 16,000.

23:22 Adam 16. So it's way up there. I mean, it was just screaming because when a car gets to 7,500, it's screaming.

23:29 Drew That's screaming still with big pistons, right?

23:31 Adam The car. No.

23:33 Drew 1000cc.

23:33 Adam 1000cc times five pistons. Look, most four-cylinder cars are 2.4, 2.6. This is less than half of that with five cylinders. So imagine how much smaller the pistons are. Anyway, more RPM. But if you kept going and they just kept getting smaller and smaller, you'd probably lose your torque eventually. That's what I'm saying. Right, Nicky? Don't worry about it, kid. You bang the models and ride the bike. I'll take care of the track, the stuff, the chalkboard, writing the stuff on there. That's all me.

24:09 Caller I'm going to sleep easy. Sleep easy.

24:11 Adam Just ride. And you know what? I know this sounds cocky, but you don't even need to wear the helmet. The bike's going to work so beautifully. It's going to be like a gyro. It's going to be on rails. The helmet's only going to slow you down. Let the ladies see your beautiful face when you're going down the straightaway there at 190 miles an hour. All right. Let's take a little break. Nicky Hayden is here tonight. He's a world Grand Prix GP motorcycle racer. One of the best in the world. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

24:51 Caller Every hour, two Americans under the age of 25 are infected with HIV. Protect yourself. Call toll free 1-866-344-K-N-O-W.

25:05 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Nicky Hayden is here tonight. He is an expert motorcycle racer. He was the World Grand Prix Rookie of the Year last year and races the super bikes, the Formula One bikes all over the world.

25:27 Drew What's Repsol?

25:29 Caller That's actually a gas company, really big in Spain, a lot in Brazil, kind of like a Shell station here. Gas, oil.

25:37 Drew Shell being a Dutch company by the way.

25:39 Adam What's that?

25:40 Drew But it's funny, Shell in America, which is a Dutch company.

25:43 Adam Oh, it is?

25:43 Drew Yeah.

25:44 Adam I didn't know Shell was a Dutch company. There you go. I'll tell you, these bikes are the most sophisticated motorcycles around. And then listen, you know how I make fun of those NASCAR A-holes? The other guys have had NASCAR full of these guys on the hogs with just a big, I just can't stand those obnoxious jock heads driving around with their open pipes and their big thumpers and their... If you're going to get a bike, just get one of those Ducatis or something, look cool, you know? I mean, just go carve up a canyon. What are you doing just thumping up and down the boulevard? I think you just, I guess it's just guys who want people to look at them, right?

26:21 Drew That's about what it is.

26:22 Adam Is that what it is?

26:22 Drew What else could it be?

26:23 Adam I like the guys who get on the bikes who do this one where it's like, I got these got the Honda Goldwing. It's the six cylinder. It's the car. It's bigger than a car engine in here. It's got the full fairings, got the radio. I got my fat old lady. We got the matching helmets. We got the intercom system. We got the trailer. We hook up. We pull the trailer. It's like it's got wind, wind fairing on the front of the thing that you can feel no atmosphere as you pass through it. And it's a certain, the thing gets, the thing probably gets 18 miles a gallon, probably less than just about every Honda out there. At a certain point, it ain't a motorcycle. Like it's like, why do you ride the motorcycle? Here's the only thing you can do. If it starts raining, you're going to get wet. Other than that, it costs more than a car. It's heavier than a car, gets worse mileage in a car. And it's just, you got to talk to your old lady through an intercom. And by the way, talking to your old lady on a cross country trip is bad enough. Can you imagine having a, you know, goose and your snowman and you're just talking to your through the, yeah, Roger, I got to take a leak.

27:29 Drew No, it's going to be, that's a fast slow down, slow down. I'm not like that. I'm getting sick.

27:34 Adam I'm going to throw up. Who are you, James Dean? Yeah. So I just can't stand all these idiots with their on their hogs. But the guys on the super bikes, that's different.

27:44 Caller Yeah.

27:44 Adam Pieces of pieces of art they are. So anyway, Nicky is here tonight. Nicky, did you watch the Oscars?

27:51 Caller No, I didn't.

27:52 Adam I like that. That's a man who focuses on his sport.

27:56 Drew That's right.

27:56 Caller Got to keep my priorities in perspective.

27:58 Drew He just drove out from Kentucky.

28:00 Adam Oh, he did? Rode the super bike all the way out from Kentucky?

28:04 Caller No, not from Kentucky. I trailered it out.

28:07 Adam What's a good wheelie gear on this bike?

28:10 Caller Any gear. This bike will wheelie in any gear.

28:12 Adam Any gear. I love these guys are going across the finish line. They're going a hundred and something miles and I just pull that wheelie up and just go right across. Yeah. So Drew, you see the Oscars?

28:22 Drew I did. What do you think?

28:24 Adam I seem to move along.

28:26 Drew Yeah, better than usual.

28:27 Adam I was a little, I was getting a little ass full of The Lord Of The Rings by the end. And let me tell you, I can't figure out this Lord Of The Rings thing. Everyone who's seen, I've never seen, I haven't seen any of The Lord Of The Rings. Now here's why I haven't seen any. Because I can't see the one in the theater because everyone says you can't see this one. You got to see the other two first. And then, and then so I go, all right, I'm not going to, but everyone says the best movie ever made. And then so I get the DVD. I think Jimmy got me the DVD of like number one or number two. And I pop it in every three weeks. I pop it in. I watch the same 20 minutes. It's just a bunch of guys with these gay British accents. And the whole thing just smacks of a bad Jethro Tull CD cover. Yeah, yeah, like and and and by the way, I don't know anything about I I didn't read The Hobbit or The Rings or whatever. The Tolkien, I didn't read any of his stuff, but I don't know where this is supposed to take place, but it's pretty much just it's just it's just Dungeons and Dragons, right? I mean, it's guys with British accents. It's castles. It's it's it's dragons. It's knights. It's it's swords. It's arrows. It isn't this just, you know, sort of Knights of the Round Table stuff. And it's just sort of 13th century stuff.

29:44 Drew No history, except for no history.

29:47 Adam But it's like, well, this takes place in a totally different world. Star Wars. Yeah, but a totally different world where they all speak with English accents and they live in castles on fjords and they fight with swords and arrows. I mean, we saw this. What do you mean a different world?

30:04 Drew It did happen here.

30:05 Adam You mean the world that was here 800 years ago? That world? Am I wrong or am I wrong?

30:11 Drew You are right.

30:12 Adam It's just it's gay faggotry at its highest.

30:16 Drew I think it was Eisenheit.

30:18 Adam It's nerd meets it's it's nerd meets needs meets gays.

30:24 Drew Yes, sir, Mr. Corolla.

30:25 Adam It's nay. It's just everyone tells me how good it is and guys I respect and guys I like tell me how good it is. But I just watched 15 or 20 minutes of it. I'm already sort of angered. And the Hobbit guys are the guys like, you know, the guy with the hairs coming out. He's wearing the diaper. He's like, I'm immediately annoyed by the guy. Yeah. And I see this guy and it's like this movie's three hours long. I've just had 30 seconds. This guy I've had an ass fall.

30:56 Drew I think we're too old to be too old.

30:58 Adam Are we?

30:58 Drew My kids love it. My kids love this movie. I took him to see Master Commander. That's a great film. That's a great film. But you got to see Lord of the Rings or their their take on it.

31:08 Adam Where does Lord of the Rings take place? Please tell me England in the 13th century.

31:14 Caller I couldn't tell you. I don't have a clue.

31:16 Adam Chris, where's Lord of the you don't know?

31:20 Drew You and I get middle earth, middle earth. Oh, OK. Why did you say middle earth?

31:24 Adam But it all just seems like England.

31:26 You know what, Adam, you got to watch.

31:28 Caller I got to watch and you have to see that the special effects and the battle sequences and there's really innovative stuff.

31:34 Caller Yes, the film is incredibly gay.

31:36 Caller I admit that, but there's a lot of good stuff to it as far as.

31:39 Drew And we're using gay as a pejorative term. And now let me give my queer eye piece here. I thought the women's fashion tonight was amazingly nice. Yeah, that's gay too. No, no, no. Listen, I usually I'm used to kind of weird like, why? This was all just like, wow, that just looks good.

31:56 Adam You know, hot, hot chicks trying to look hotter.

31:59 Drew But usually it's crazy stuff. And it's just classic look great.

32:04 Adam Well, here's here's what happens when hot chicks go at themselves too, too hard. They become like a painting where it's a beautiful scape. And the guy says, just one more, one more swipe of the brush. And it ends up screwing things up.

32:19 Drew It to me, it's like Salvador Dali versus some great, you know, Caravaggio or something. They've gone back to classics. It seems to me that thing is a lot of every single acceptance speech was focused on family of origin and their current, which I thought was nice. And their current kids and.

32:35 Adam And thanking all the people of New Zealand.

32:37 Drew Yes, New Zealand and South Africa.

32:39 Adam Oh, it just got boring and I watched a moment when 11 OK.

32:43 Drew Especially there was some great that in America.

32:46 Adam Oh, it's a great movie, right? Yeah. Brooke. Middle Earth.

32:51 Drew Hold on.

32:51 Adam Is it Middle Earth?

32:52 Caller Just a molten magma.

32:54 Drew Yes. Oh, it was a crust just before the magma.

32:57 Adam All right. Brooke. You're 14. And wait a minute. Where was Tolkien from? It's English, right? I believe he just wrote a book about it. It's like, what do you call it? That King Arthur. You know what I'm saying?

33:13 Drew It should have been in a land far, far away before the days of, you know, our current kings and queens or something. You know, it should have been like Arthur. You're right.

33:21 Adam It was all it was. OK, I didn't even see it. So what am I talking about?

33:25 Caller Plus, they're giving the awards like the entire trilogy. This is the last one of the three.

33:28 So they're giving it to the entire trilogy.

33:30 Drew Yeah.

33:31 Adam Oh, man, if I had to ask for that, Brooke. You're 14. What's up?

33:37 Caller Adam and Drew, you guys are like, my God, I seriously love you.

33:40 Adam Thank you.

33:42 Caller Can speed like make you totally lose your sex drive?

33:45 Drew Absolutely. Routinely so.

33:47 Adam How about it, Nicky?

33:50 Caller I'm not going to argue with the expert on that one. Seemed like he knew what he was talking about straight away. So I'm going to have to go with the go with the pro on it.

34:02 Drew What about it? Nicky's got a career in politics.

34:05 Adam I like to do it. And it's a sort of that. It's that down home. Yeah. Home spun stuff. I like that. Brooke?

34:13 Caller Yeah.

34:14 Adam Are you doing speed?

34:15 Caller Well, I do a little bit of straight speed, but I do more stackers than anything.

34:19 Drew What's a stacker?

34:20 Caller It's like a diet pill. But someone told me it's pure speed. And it works like pure speed.

34:24 Drew So why do they call them stackers?

34:30 Caller No, it's a diet pill.

34:31 Adam How does this, how does she again? She meant that's what they call it. That's why we have the world's dumbest callers.

34:39 Drew I know. Why do you call it stackers?

34:41 Adam That's just the name of it.

34:43 Drew Just what they call it.

34:44 Adam It's just what they call it. It's like, yeah, no S. I know. So she asked again, though?

34:50 Yeah. Yeah.

34:51 Caller Hey, Brooke?

34:52 Drew Why do they call it stackers?

34:54 Caller That's the name of the thing on the diet pill bottle. It says stackers.

34:58 Adam Really? The product is called stackers.

35:02 Drew Is it an over-the-counter product?

35:05 Caller I'm not sure.

35:06 Drew Do you need a prescription for it?

35:07 Caller No, I'm sure you don't.

35:09 Drew You buy it at the pharmacy yourself?

35:10 Caller I'm 18 or older, but yeah.

35:13 Drew So it's some sort of maybe a fedra product. Do you take big, big doses of them? Lots of them?

35:17 Caller Well, they're big capsules and I take like three or four.

35:22 Adam And let me offer you my humble apology for making fun of you when that was actually the name that was on the bottle, Brooke. But let me also say it takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, a huge man, a tremendous man like myself.

35:37 Drew Hey, Brooke, if that is sort of a malwang or a fedra product, those things can affect your liver. They are converted to speed. It's the same damn thing, only more dangerous.

35:46 Adam Well, that's what she's looking for. But what's the speed? What are you doing with speed? I mean, you're 14. What are you driving a truck across country? Or what are you doing with the speed? What do you mean?

35:59 Drew Just taking it. Adam, what are you?

36:01 Adam Now I'm getting angry.

36:02 Drew Brooke, what are you doing with the speed? No, Brooke, relax. Brooke is your big fan.

36:11 Adam Why are you taking speed?

36:13 Drew Is there some other than just getting high? Is there something else you're getting from?

36:16 Adam No, I'm not asking that. I'm just saying, I mean, you just a lot of people take speed.

36:21 Drew It feels really good to them.

36:22 Adam Really? How long? She's very, very concrete. And I think it broke to 14. I know.

36:32 Drew And on speed, it also makes it OK.

36:34 Adam Hey, Brooke. Here's the problem. Let me explain some. And I don't want to bum your high. But the future does not look bright for Brooke. I mean, I know the phone's cutting out, but I'll just keep speaking. Yeah, I'm just I as someone's got to say it, I'll be still say right now. You're you're you're not stupid, but you wouldn't call you smart either. And if you keep doing drugs quite down, Drew, listen, not everyone's a genius. I got plenty of idiots in my own family. Believe me, you know, I hold on a second. I got to say something. My wife was talking to me about one of her nieces. And that's like second family member. It's distant, you know, quite in Chicago. And she was saying no. And she was saying she's a little disappointed in the girl. Doesn't seem like she's, you know, she's older. She's like 24, you know, not doing that much for their life. And I had to explain to my wife, that's most people. People aren't exceptional. Not everyone is out there taking the world by storms. A lot of just sort of meatheads out there just kind of, you know, getting a paycheck and hammering it and watching a little TV. I mean, fine, that's 99 percent of the world. The Brooks of the world, they're going to have difficulty even getting a paycheck and doing that part of it. And if they sort of stunt their brain often and early enough, like they're doing now, they're taking a what would have been a nice 70 to 80 watt bulb and knocking it down to Christmas tree light. And now they're aft because even at 80, it was going to be a challenge.

38:10 Drew And Brooke, in addition to the concerns about the liver, the speed does damage the brain, creates chronic mood problems, anxiety, memory problems. That's what Adam's referring to and triggers horrible addiction, which is going to be another whole disease state you're going to have to deal with.

38:24 Adam Yeah, I'm just saying it sounds like a horrible thing to people. But if you're really super smart guy, take some drugs, knock yourself out, do some experiment, go down from one hundred and sixty IQ, knock yourself all the way down to one hundred and thirty three. Still be smarter than everyone who listens to this show. But if you're hovering around 90, take it easy. You understand? That's what I'm saying. And nobody says that just, oh, nobody can do anything. No, really super smart, lucid, intelligent people. They can experiment with drugs. You know what? They can make it. These are you know what it's like? It's like guys. It's like half the guys went to high school with. They didn't. They you could shoot them and stab them with a sprinkler key and they'd be all right. You're right. Like a week or so later.

39:09 Drew Don't confuse abuse with addiction. The people that have the addictive gene, if you trigger addiction, it's going to take you down regardless.

39:15 Adam Well, this is going to be even worse for Brooke because she's into it.

39:18 Drew She's got both. All right.

39:19 Adam Take care of yourself. Nicky Hayden is here tonight. He is the MotoGP Rookie of the Year 2003. New season is starting up soon. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Yeah. Hey, everybody. Loveline. Nicky Hayden is here. He's the World Grand Prix Motorcycle Champion. This is the super bikes. I mean, this is the Grand Prix of motorcycles. It's not that none of them hogs or them thumpers or nothing. These are five cylinder. I mean, you're getting a thousand, you got a thousand cc's, you're getting 200 plus horsepower out of that. That is naturally aspirated, as we say, Drew.

40:27 Drew As a pit operator, what do you call him, Nicky?

40:30 Caller He's the crew chief. Crew chief. He calls all the shots. He's kind of the man in charge for the-

40:35 Drew The guy that holds the blackboard.

40:37 Adam I hold the chalkboard up and not just a regular chalkboard. This one's got holes in it, for aerodynamics, people going by.

40:44 Caller Of course.

40:45 Adam Gets windy. So no turbos on these bikes and no superchargers, obviously. They don't really do a supercharger on a bike. They try doing a turbo every once in a while. Listen, when you're getting 220 horsepower out of 1,000 cc's when you need a turbo for it, and the bike, these bikes, what do they weigh? Three, 400 pounds?

41:06 Caller Yes. More probably in the 300.

41:09 Adam Yeah.

41:10 Caller So maybe right about there. We don't need any more powers getting them stopped. It's the problem. So we got carbon fiber brakes and those do the trick.

41:20 Drew Have you ever had any horrible wipe outs?

41:22 Caller I've had a few. Yeah. I mean, God bless. I've been pretty fortunate, but I mean, that's part of it.

41:30 Drew Given that you're already sort of touching the ground going 200 miles an hour, how does it, at what point are you out of control?

41:36 Adam Going over the top is a bad part.

41:38 Drew How does it make it do that? What made you slip? Just the wheels don't catch?

41:42 Caller Well, just getting gritty and just a little bit too much throttle. And like he said, going over the top, those are the big ones. And, you know, of course, when you're racing with someone that close, little mistake, you know, a couple of guys hooked. Those are pretty ugly, too.

41:58 Adam And it seems like in almost all motor sports, they've worked it out a little bit better. Now they have these sand traps and stuff like that.

42:07 Drew Well, bike can land on you.

42:09 Adam Oh, yeah. Look, it's a it's a dangerous sport. That's why we do it. You know, that's why we like to watch it. That's why I like to watch it. But I mean, back in the day, they just be buzzing by trees and stuff, just big old trees like sitting right around the middle of stuff, put a like a reflector on it or something. You know, but yeah, it's still obviously going 200 miles an hour. You know, seat belts. There's no roll bar or anything. You just wide open. You're just out. You know, you just hopefully if you get in, you get in thing. You don't have the bike land on it.

42:37 Caller Yeah. Try to get away from the bike. That's the big thing. And tuck your arms in.

42:42 Adam And yeah, they got these weird lumps now on their back. The guys look like Quasimodo now. I don't know if it's an aerodynamic things like right at the top of their shoulders, right in the middle. Is that what that is?

42:53 Caller It's a lot aerodynamics and also whiplash a little bit. Slam your neck back. Actually, I just got back from I was in Japan about a week and a half ago. We were in the wind tunnel testing all the different.

43:06 Adam I was in the wind tunnel with Drew. It's called the kitchen over here where he's blasting away with these farts. But is that what you're talking about? What's going on in that kitchen?

43:15 Drew It's trying to press you.

43:16 Adam My God. All right. You're in the wind tunnel. How fast does the wind get going in that wind tunnel? Fast as they want.

43:25 Caller Yeah, I guess so.

43:26 Drew 200 miles an hour.

43:27 Adam Well, I mean, they used to have, you know, the problem was that they didn't have wind tunnels that went as fast as like some of the airplanes and stuff did. You know, and so so they get the wind tunnel. You're just on the bike in the tunnel.

43:38 Caller They crank it up and then just try to get they measure the drag, the amount of drag you have, make a run, make a change and then, you know, just keep going from there. Pretty boring, really.

43:49 Adam Yeah, I wish I would have been notified about that. But it's all right. I'll beat the next one in Osaka. But next time you're doing one tunnel test, I just, you know, that's a research team, any of the crew chiefs? It's a crew chief. I like to be there too.

44:03 Caller We need to be on the same page. I don't I don't want him to feel left out. He kind of looks like it's hurt his feelings a little bit.

44:10 Drew So we're going to fly him to Osaka. Come on. Too expensive.

44:12 Adam I'm a pro. I'll get over it. I'm just saying it's important to have the leader of your crew there at these testing facilities. That's all.

44:20 Drew Take a call.

44:20 Adam All right. Let's talk to Drew. Just let me say this. So I'm going to be out of time. I don't care. Just let me say this. It's all about the horsepower to weight ratio.

44:29 Drew You said that before.

44:30 Adam You know what I'm saying?

44:31 Drew I know.

44:31 Adam Here you got 200 and some horsepower on a 300 pound bike. This is a super car. You got 500 horsepower, but you got a 3000 pound vehicle.

44:39 Drew Right. Got it.

44:39 Adam Do the math. All right. Hot stuff.

44:43 Drew No, you have taught me that. Bekah.

44:45 Caller Expert now.

44:46 Drew 25. Bekah?

44:51 Adam What's happening?

44:51 Drew She's calling from your neighborhood, Tennessee.

44:53 Adam You got a question?

44:56 Yes, I do. My question is, I wanted to know why when I have sex, there's like a huge puddle in the bed and I'm talking being like big. Big.

45:09 Drew You're talking big.

45:10 Adam I'm talking big. I thought she dropped the F for it.

45:12 Drew Yeah, I did too. And are you known to have an emission when you have sex yourself?

45:23 Adam You see now, Drew, but here's the point. I'm talking weight to horsepower ratio. You got to take some calls and this is what happens.

45:30 Drew Becca, do you have an ejaculation when you have an orgasm? Do you know?

45:35 Yes.

45:35 Drew You do. And that's where that wet spot comes from. And you're wondering what is that fluid?

45:41 Well, I'm wanting to know why I'm so much. I mean, it looks like somebody took a full glass of water and just poured it all in the bed.

45:47 Drew That is some women have that. And it's a-

45:50 Adam It ain't that much though.

45:52 Drew Right. It just seems like- It looks it.

45:54 Adam It looks it.

45:56 It's like- Not like at my hand span. It's like, I don't know, maybe eight inches across.

46:02 Drew No, we understand. And some women do have an emission during orgasm. And it's a talent, frankly. It's a blessing. It's fine, as Adam says.

46:09 Adam It's good. I mean, it's good. I would be over that. I would be done with that novelty, you know, year two in the marriage.

46:18 Drew But the point is, guys generally sort of are impressed that they can produce something. They're kind of like at least many guys, especially at the beginning. And secondly, it's normal. You don't have to be ashamed.

46:27 Adam Toss a little kitty litter down there. Sop it up like a transmission leak in the driveway.

46:33 Drew Remember, dad would talk like the cruise chief that you are. Come on.

46:36 Adam That's what I do. We're leaking some tranny fluid. I throw some kitty litter down there.

46:40 Drew So I take a break.

46:41 Adam Sop it up.

46:43 Drew Drew, Nicky's impressed by this.

46:45 Caller He is not sure what the problem is. Doesn't sound a little moisture on the track. Yeah, get your rain tires.

46:51 Adam That's right. That's what I'm talking about. All right. Nicky Hayden here. World Grand Prix, Rookie of the Year last year. We're going to meet some new crew chief. We're leaving for Osaka tonight. And we'll be right back after this.

47:05 Caller OK, so I know there's nothing wrong with me. So what's up?

47:19 Caller 877-889-DATE.

47:22 Caller Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

47:56 Adam Phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Nicky Hayden is our guest tonight. He is the, well, he was a World Grand Prix Rookie of the Year last year, and season's beginning soon. Riding the, let's call them the Formula One bikes. Too many titles, too many names, but the fastest, about the fastest vehicles made that you can turn. I'd say that would be about the best way to describe these bikes. I don't think there's any way you could get around a tightish track any faster, in any kind of vehicle than one of these bikes. These bikes go to, they used to like go to Daytona and stuff too and get on the oval and everything, right?

48:40 Caller Yes. There's still a championship that runs in America, which is still Superbikes with a little bit I guess less same CCs but not as many cylinders.

48:51 Drew How many months a year are you out of the country?

48:54 Caller I don't know, probably eight months out of the year.

48:57 Adam How long has it been like that?

48:59 Drew Yeah, man.

48:59 Caller Last year was my first year, so I used to race here in the US the AMA series and then I won the championship in 2002 and got promoted up to world GP, as you say. And once I got hooked up with him as my crew chief, things have been really falling into place.

49:17 Caller So that's right.

49:18 Adam I also wrangled the ladies after the race, too.

49:21 Drew Yeah, they like that's what he was talking about.

49:24 Adam Chicks like the leathers. I think the guys in this letter. Yeah, there's nothing cooler than those leathers, you know, the full body, all the patches and names and numbers and sponsors and everything. Very cool.

49:36 Drew So cool. It makes Adam angry.

49:37 Adam Yeah. I like those leathers. This is cool. All right. You ready, Drew? Let's go. Let's talk to Cameron. Cameron. Now, you know, the other thing I want to do is during the hot days, like on the Australian Open, I'm going to hold the umbrella. Now, we'll get someone to do.

49:56 Caller Yeah, that's more a female job. I don't think you're going to look too good in a skirt.

50:00 Adam No, you're right. Well, I know you've never seen him.

50:03 Drew You've never seen him in a skirt.

50:04 Caller But I don't want to.

50:05 Adam Let's let's you're right. Let's get a chick to hold the umbrella. Let's get two smart two chicks hold the umbrella because of the big ones. The oversize.

50:13 Caller It's Australia smoke.

50:15 Adam Cameron. You're 18. What's up?

50:20 Caller I went to the pharmacist, went to the gynecologist not too long ago, and she said that if you go on the pill, it's not good to smoke.

50:26 Drew Smoke cigarettes.

50:27 Adam Gynecologist is like the vagina crew chief.

50:30 Drew Yeah.

50:30 Adam That's what that would be.

50:32 Drew But you always thought you were that, setting people up for Nicky the way you do.

50:37 Adam That's part of my job.

50:38 Drew Be that as it may. Cameron, that's right. It's not so much at 18, but certainly as you hit your 30s, nicotine, tobacco smoking, and birth control. I understand you may not be smoking cigarettes, but I suspect your gynecologist was talking about cigarettes.

50:54 Caller Yeah. I was curious about marijuana, too. Because I was thinking about going on the pill.

51:00 Drew Yeah. Probably not a big risk at your age, though if you're smoking so much pot that you can't stop, that's something to really look into.

51:11 Adam Phones tonight have been less stellar.

51:12 Drew She had a radio on full blast. She had a radio on full blast, like right in her car or something.

51:18 Adam One of our 18-year-old callers who had a question about pot, did it follow instructions correctly? I'll tell you what's next. Kurt?

51:30 Caller Yo.

51:30 Adam You're 26?

51:31 Caller Yep.

51:32 Adam You got a question for Nicky?

51:33 Caller Yeah.

51:33 Caller Nicky, hey, good luck this next year.

51:35 Caller I'll see you on top of the box.

51:37 Caller I started road racing out here on my little SV on Willow Springs.

51:40 Caller I was wondering what was your first road bike you raced back in your 13?

51:44 Caller Actually, I first started on a little 50. Well, I saw 50 and then it was one of my brother's hand me down. So I started out at the bottom and just been trying to work my way up.

51:55 Adam Is it there was a road bike?

51:56 Caller Yeah, just a little miniature road bike.

51:59 Adam Is it Yamaha?

52:00 Caller Yeah, it was a Yamaha.

52:02 Adam Son of a... I'm kicking my dad right in the nuts next time I see that guy. I couldn't even get a mini bike out of that cheap bastard. And what are you riding, Kurt? Ah, maybe you go down to Willow Springs? Yeah. You do on the streets of Willow or the big Willow? Yeah, the big track. I tell you, I was... when I was down there doing that celebrity car race where in the streets of Willow we're watching the guys on the big track, it's scary seeing guys on motorcycles going at it. Like, you know when you're driving along the freeway and a guy buzzes past you at 85, you get a little like, oh, oh, oh. When you see like eight of them, they're on the pack, they're going about 160. It's really weird. Yeah. All right. Hey, but, you know, good times. Yeah, what do you do? Do you trailer the bike out there?

52:49 Caller Yeah. Trailer it up there behind a jeep and just put it with my friends.

52:53 Adam Well, good times. Yeah.

52:55 Drew That's how Adam started to.

52:56 Adam What was your next bike?

52:57 Drew Pitting for his friends.

52:59 Adam Nicky, what was your like, you know, first full size bike?

53:02 Caller 125 Honda. That was my first real bike and where I really got started. And I still remember that bike and always pretty much ridden Honda's almost ever since. Yeah, actually Willow Springs, I know that track too. I've been out there before. It's a good track.

53:20 Adam We're going to do some testing out there.

53:22 Drew No doubt.

53:23 Adam We're going to bring Nicky into the kitchen, do a little more wind tunnel testing. See if his eyebrows are in the right shape. All right, Kurt. Hey, but good times there, buddy.

53:33 Caller Yeah, ride hard for sure.

53:34 Adam Yeah, he will. That's great. Ride hard. OK, let's talk to one of the bikes that are dominating out there.

53:46 Caller Actually, my bike's my teammate last year won the championship.

53:52 Adam And who else? Who else doing good out there?

53:54 Caller Ducati is right there. Yamaha. I mean, it's at that level. You know, everybody's really, really close.

54:00 Adam So, yeah, you know, Ducati, they're like Ferraris. There's work art. I mean, it's like everything else. So the Japanese are a little cheaper, a little faster, a little lighter.

54:10 Drew How come Ducati doesn't make an automobile? You know what I mean? Mostly, eventually.

54:13 Adam Ferraris doesn't make a motorcycle.

54:14 Drew Another good question. Eventually, those guys, they seem like the motorcycle.

54:17 Adam No, another stupid question.

54:18 Drew Well, no, it seems that the motorcycle manufacturers eventually make an automobile.

54:22 Adam Well, maybe. I mean, I guess because you're thinking about Honda and you're thinking about Honda and BMW and then Honda. Yeah, but these are a little bit Suzuki, a little bit. But BMW, these are companies that start making aircraft engines and stuff like that. So they're like Honda, they're super diversified. Whereas I think Ducati just makes motorcycles. I mean, if you take a look at like Yamaha, they make outboard engines. I mean, it's really weird when you start looking in what these companies are making, they make everything. Well, it's not that weird actually. I think it's just interesting. Alex?

55:01 Caller Yes.

55:01 Adam Liz, if Ducati makes a car, I'm going to buy it. It's going to be $300,000. Go ahead, Alex.

55:08 Caller Yeah, I got a question.

55:09 Caller How do I get a girl to realize how much I do care about her?

55:14 Drew Give us some more detail.

55:17 Caller Me and her hang out all the time together.

55:19 Drew Oh, no. You're in Friendville, Alex. You're the friend. There's a reason you're the friend.

55:24 Adam Just like, how come there are probably three other girls that are wondering how come Ducati doesn't make a car, right?

55:30 Drew Three other girls that are wondering how come Alex won't like me, isn't attracted to me, won't pay attention to me because you're not attracted to them. It's not going to happen.

55:38 Caller I mean, we make out with fool around all the time.

55:40 Drew What do you mean by fool around?

55:43 Adam Hold on a second. I'm getting a bogus vibe out of young Alex over here.

55:47 Drew There's a bravado that, let's see what happens here. It might be a bogvado.

55:54 Adam Go ahead, Alex.

55:56 Caller I just came from her house. I mean, I live like 12 miles away from her and I went to her house because she asked me to come over. So went down there. We're making out for like half an hour.

56:03 Caller And then she's like, why don't you go back in?

56:07 Caller So I left.

56:09 Adam Were you making out on the lawn for an hour?

56:13 Caller No, we were sitting in my truck actually.

56:15 Adam All right.

56:16 Caller I come back home, she calls me and asks me if I want to come back down.

56:20 Caller Come back down.

56:22 Adam Yeah. They got to catch you before you beat off, like before it's like, yeah, oh, yeah, sure. You want some zeemas?

56:28 Drew I'll be right there.

56:29 Adam Yeah. But if they catch you after you beat off, like, who is this? Who? Why would I come? Why? I understand.

56:36 Drew I was just there.

56:37 Adam I was just there. I forget something.

56:40 Caller Right. Why come back down now?

56:41 Adam Why come down? It's gross. Yeah. It wouldn't compute even. See, women wouldn't be that way. They want to see you more, probably. Right? Look, if a woman went home and masturbated to your image, and then you called when she was done, it's like, hey, I need to see you again more, probably more. Whereas a guy would be like, I wouldn't even compute this. That's gross. I'm going to drive all the way down there and risk cooties. I got Sports Center and Triscuits over here. Yeah. Please. How dare you? We may never speak again. And then the guy builds up again and then it's like, it's good to know the phone's ringing. Then the phone's ringing. All right. So Alex, I don't understand. I can't understand this because Drew was wrong with his Friendville thing.

57:27 Caller I don't understand it either.

57:31 Adam So just listen. She calls. She wants you to come back. So you go. Do you go back? No, I didn't go back. Oh, he beat on. And.

57:41 Drew On the car on the way home.

57:45 Adam Thank God. He went with the vinyl bench seats instead of the velour. Exactly. So. So. So. She says, come back now. You say to her, well, I just I just left. Why'd you ask me to leave the first time? What would she say? What would she say?

58:02 Caller She asked me if I want to come back down, have another cigarette with her and just chill. And.

58:06 Adam So let me give you some options. There's some other relationship that you're not aware of with her that she has.

58:12 Drew Right.

58:13 Adam That she's sort of in and out of or clinging on to where there's some ex-boyfriend that she says she doesn't talk to anymore, but she still pines for him a little bit.

58:22 Drew Is there something like that?

58:23 Caller Not that I know of.

58:25 Caller I mean, there could be. We don't talk about relationship too much, except for what we're doing.

58:30 Drew Do you go to school with her or anything?

58:32 Adam And how old is she? How old is she? How old is she? She's 11, right?

58:37 Caller No, she's 18.

58:38 Adam 18.

58:38 Drew You go to school together? And so but you don't know anything about whether she has a relationship or not?

58:43 Caller Not at school. She doesn't.

58:45 Caller She usually dates older guys, but.

58:48 Adam The other thing I was going to say is, and it could be both, by the way, is it just a little chaos. Her dad's not around. Her dad died or abandoned the family when she was young. A whole step dad came in. Well, no, it's just. We're back in the bogus now. It ain't going to work. Yeah. This is not feeling right, Alex. I don't believe it.

59:11 Caller I think Alex is getting played. I like the girl. She's not attracted to him, but she's just looking for someone to make out with.

59:18 Adam Yeah, but why don't you send him away and then call me? I think we're getting played. Alex, here's the deal. Either this is bogus or Alex is just sort of a flat liner. Which is it, Alex? Are you minus a soul or is this bogus?

59:33 Caller Alex is a gullible type.

59:36 Caller They'll do anything to please a woman. Not anything but.

59:41 Adam Look, here's what you can do. And where's her dad?

59:45 Caller Her dad lives pretty close to me.

59:49 Adam Okay.

59:49 Caller Like right down the street practically.

59:51 Drew Do you know him?

59:53 Not well, no.

59:54 Drew No.

59:54 Adam Does she like him? Does she have a relationship with him?

59:58 Not really, no.

1:00:00 Adam That's about it. Okay. Here's the thing. If a chick has a hard time with her dad, she's going to be freaky with guys. God knows what's going on with her, but I'm smelling chaos. Alec, here's the thing about guys. But guys are smarter than chicks. I mean, that's number one. And we're also more practical. We think in a, like a linear pattern. We just think A to B to C. And we think, look, if we're into somebody, we want to see them. And if we want to see somebody, we want to hump them. If we want to hump them, we'll spend the night and then hump them the next day. You know, we don't hop all over the map like chicks do. Chicks are all over the place, especially ones that whose daddies were all over the place when they were young. So this is what Alex is getting. And Alex can't process it. It can't make sense. If he doesn't have enough experience, he's not worldly enough. He hasn't seen enough. And I don't blame him. We were all in the same crappy boat when we were 18 too. Right?

1:00:59 Drew Crap boat, yes.

1:01:00 Adam Crap boat? Well, you're more of a crap barge. Like my boat was even a crap barge in that it didn't even have its own means of propulsion. It had to be pushed by crap tugs.

1:01:09 Drew It floated down the crap river.

1:01:11 Adam It was more of a canal. It was a crap barge. It was just filled with rats and seagulls. And it would be pushed by crap tugs and then just floating around. It wasn't even a boat. At least the boat has a motor.

1:01:26 Drew I appreciate this.

1:01:27 Adam When he was 18, he was in Saint-Tropez banging supermodels with his leathers pulled down. Yes. Right?

1:01:35 Caller No comment. Yeah.

1:01:38 Adam Wait, how old are you now? You're young, right?

1:01:40 Caller 22.

1:01:41 Adam 22. So you've been racing. I mean, racing has been your life for the last 10 years. Right?

1:01:47 Caller More. I mean, it's what I've done my whole life.

1:01:49 Adam Double kick to my dad's nuts.

1:01:51 Caller Double kick.

1:01:51 Adam You don't go to college?

1:01:53 Caller No.

1:01:53 Adam Where do you go?

1:01:54 Drew It's curious.

1:01:55 Adam You don't go to college. You're making a living.

1:01:58 Caller So I barely got through high school, so I was pretty happy. Got through with that. Racing.

1:02:03 Adam Yeah. I'm surprised you did that.

1:02:05 Caller Well, you don't have faith in your rider.

1:02:07 Adam What's that? No, I mean, he's got what we call track smarts. You see what I'm saying? He don't got what you call street smarts or book smarts. He got track smarts. He knows what's going on on the track. Let me say this about Nicky. We get up. Actually, we don't get up. We won't go to bed. Five a.m. light coming up. New sun. We're running the track. Me and you side by side, just just chugging along like it's one of those gay Bruckheimer movies, you know, running. And I'm pointing stuff out. This curves a little off camber. I'm picking up. I'm grooming it to pick up a cigarette butt to also to the side.

1:02:43 Drew You're looking, looking the ground here and there.

1:02:44 Adam Yeah. And eventually I start coming up with a backstory for myself where I used to be the greatest. I was the best. This guy was the hottest GP. He was a rookie of the year in 1981 until tragedy struck and he swore he'd never mount another bike. But there's no doubt that this would be me. This would be our backstory. We'd have to get it, you know, for the chicks, we'd have to get on the same page with this story.

1:03:09 Caller I mean, as far as back and forth, I mean, this guy taught me everything I know.

1:03:13 Caller Yeah.

1:03:14 Caller I got to agree with him. Learn from it.

1:03:18 Caller Yeah.

1:03:20 Adam And it's like, you haven't heard of Ace the Rocket Corolla? And then people will be like, oh, no, no. Yeah, sure. I heard of him. Oh, man, he's a legend. I had this guy's poster over my bed. That kind of stuff would be good.

1:03:32 Caller There's tracks named about you.

1:03:33 Adam That's right. That's right. There's even even maneuvers. You know what I mean? Like like in gymnastics, you know, they got in ice skating, they got the cow, cow, cow. And the double camel. They got like the double Corolla. Yeah. This is good.

1:03:51 Drew Flying Corolla.

1:03:52 Adam We're halfway home.

1:03:55 Yeah.

1:03:56 Adam You're 23?

1:03:57 Caller How you guys doing tonight?

1:03:59 Adam Good.

1:04:00 Caller Good. So I've had some pretty bad acne for about 10 years now and I tried a bunch of different antibiotics and finally I tried Accutane a few years back and it didn't do it.

1:04:15 Drew Even while you were on it?

1:04:17 Caller No, even while I was on it I still had acne and I kind of assumed, oh well maybe it just takes a few months afterwards to fully finish.

1:04:26 Drew How long did you take it for?

1:04:28 Caller Five months.

1:04:29 Drew And what was the maximum dose you took?

1:04:30 Caller Do you remember? I can't remember. It's been a few years.

1:04:34 Adam Do you take like cycles of that?

1:04:35 Caller Yeah.

1:04:36 Drew It's one way of doing it.

1:04:37 Adam Why? Are there other ways of staying on it all the time?

1:04:40 Caller Yeah.

1:04:41 Caller I just took it five months straight.

1:04:43 Drew Kids usually use a bigger dose for a short period of time.

1:04:45 Adam It didn't do anything, though. It didn't help?

1:04:48 Caller It helped for a while, but now it seems like, you know, my acne is coming back just as bad or worse than it was before. All right.

1:04:54 Drew Well, then it's time for another cycle. But there's really nothing stronger than Accutane. That's about the strongest thing you can put together. Maybe that with some drying agents like Retin-A or those sorts. There's Retin-A's with moisturizing creams and things that can help.

1:05:07 Caller My other question was, have you heard of any bad side effects from that with people who wear contacts?

1:05:15 Adam Because it dries you out.

1:05:16 Drew I imagine there would be. I imagine there would be. I mean, corneal drying is a real serious thing. And that's one of the biggest problems with contacts is keeping the lubrication on the cornea. So I would be worried. Kind of Yeah. I've not dealt with that. And again, I'm not a dermatologist. I don't prescribe a lot of Accutane. The biggest thing is Accutane.

1:05:35 Adam Dermatologists speak pain in the ass.

1:05:36 Drew The biggest thing with Accutane.

1:05:37 Adam People don't do anything. You know, dermatologists are right up there with chiropractors, they don't do anything. I went to a dermatologist, I went to a guy once because I got my neck rash and told me to grow a beard. That would be 180 bucks. Thanks, Dr. Jackass. I've got no answer to these guys.

1:05:59 Drew Well, the thing about the Accutane that we do concern ourselves with is depression and fatigue and aches and pains, these sorts of things that certainly can happen. And now there's a registry, if you are a woman on Accutane, you have to register because the risk to a fetus is so profound that they want to monitor it extra carefully.

1:06:16 Adam All right, so if you're on Accutane, it's about the most powerful one you can take for the zits. But then you can put all the topical stuff on top of that. I like the lansom with a pin, Brian. That's my thing.

1:06:29 Caller I've tried that, trust me.

1:06:31 Adam Yeah, okay. All right, don't screw with them too much. It is true, you don't see people with the bad zits like you used to.

1:06:39 Drew Yeah, because it's no reason for it these days. It's treatable.

1:06:42 Adam I don't like that.

1:06:44 Drew You like the day with a lot of zits?

1:06:45 Adam Yeah, once in a while. I mean, nothing ever makes you feel better about yourself than seeing a guy with a full-on pizza face and you're like, oh, Christ, wow. And then you look in the mirror and you go, hey, not bad. It's all relative, right?

1:06:58 Drew Yeah, now that that's treatable. There's just no reason for that now.

1:07:02 Adam But just remember back in the day you would just see a guy. You would see a guy who was just a mess. I mean, it was like, holy Christ. Oh, you felt sorry for the guy. Yeah, right, right. And you don't really know what gets its around their eyes.

1:07:17 Drew That's different skin.

1:07:18 Adam It is? Why not? See, I wouldn't mind getting some zits around my eyes.

1:07:23 Drew Get on your belly either. It's this different skin.

1:07:25 Adam I know. But if you had around your eyes, you put some sunglasses on.

1:07:28 Drew That would be good.

1:07:29 Adam Big, big, Swifty, Lazar size, you know, big, fat sunglasses. You wear those around, you know, like the old Navy check.

1:07:38 Drew You do get you can't get them on there. They're called chalazium.

1:07:40 Adam Never see that.

1:07:41 Drew They're in the eyelid.

1:07:42 Adam Yeah. Nothing worse than that nose one. There's no where the person's nose starts taking a different shape. You know, it's one thing to get to sit. It starts actually. It's like it's like someone's taking a hammer and pounding out your your fender from the from the inside. You know, it's like your face starting to take a different shape now. Horrible. Yeah. Bad times. Bad times. We're not going to have to worry about that, though. I mean, like I said, you know, we got the we got the sun, we got the sand. We're going to be on tour. You know, you don't get zits when you're on tour. You know, you're basking. We'll be on the Riviera most time and we'll be in Australia, be the Great Barrier Reef. Ashley.

1:08:22 Caller Yes.

1:08:24 Adam You're 23.

1:08:25 Caller Yes.

1:08:26 Drew What's up?

1:08:28 Caller You know, it's been going on for a couple of years. Every time I have intercourse, I just have this huge sensation to go to the bathroom.

1:08:37 Drew Is that right away or is that after a while?

1:08:40 Caller It's different. I mean, usually I always go right before.

1:08:45 Adam You can earn a couple extra bucks for sometimes if you go to the bathroom on the guy.

1:08:50 Drew To stay with me, I need some specific questions answered. Are you with the same guy this whole time?

1:08:57 Caller Yes.

1:08:58 Drew So same guy, same penis. Is it initially, immediately?

1:09:04 Adam No, he's got interchangeable penis. He's got one of those twist lock adapters. He can snap on different. It's like JJ. Arms.

1:09:12 Caller Inspector Gadget.

1:09:14 Drew Is it immediately upon intercourse or after a while?

1:09:19 Caller I mean, I know I have a small bladder in general.

1:09:22 Drew Ashley, please just answer the questions. Don't give me the theories yet. Just get at the question. Is it when you orgasm?

1:09:29 Caller No.

1:09:30 Drew It's just during the intercourse. And is it ever immediately upon penetration or is it usually after a little while?

1:09:36 Caller It has been.

1:09:37 Drew It has happened immediately. Is there anything he's doing or you guys changing your position or is there anything you've tried that's a little more comfortable for you?

1:09:45 Caller No, I have noticed that different positions sometimes are a little bit more awkward.

1:09:50 Drew Yeah. Do you understand what this is?

1:09:53 Caller No.

1:09:53 Drew OK, it's an irritation of your urethra, basically. None of your bladder. It's what's coming down from the bladder that's getting irritated, getting traumatized.

1:10:01 Adam Is it because it's getting pushed up into the bladder?

1:10:03 Drew Something is causing some irritation there.

1:10:05 Adam Is it the actual urethra or is it the urethra? Like, here's what I'm saying. The urethra leads into the bladder, right?

1:10:13 Drew Correct.

1:10:14 Adam Is the urethra itself being irritated or is the urethra being irritated in such a way that it leads back into the bladder? Is it being pushed back into the bladder or something like that?

1:10:26 Drew Both things can happen. You can actually push things back in and get a urine infection and then the bladder gets inflamed. But usually the urge to urinate is something in irritating the urethra itself.

1:10:35 Adam Really?

1:10:35 Drew And it can be trauma, just somebody putting pressure on it. It could be him pushing bacteria in there. It's too much pressure, too much. It's just positional.

1:10:43 Adam That's why I'm a backdoor man.

1:10:45 Drew And that sometimes is worse for him.

1:10:47 Adam Plate safe.

1:10:47 Drew That can be worse for him sometimes.

1:10:49 Adam Well.

1:10:49 Drew You've got to ask him to kind of lay off.

1:10:51 Adam The bad with the good, you know.

1:10:53 Drew Find positions and activities that don't initiate that. And also make sure this is not an infectious process. Get regular talk to your gynecologist or doctor about checking your urine to make sure that you're aren't getting recurrent infections.

1:11:04 Well, you know, good times.

1:11:05 Adam I mean, it takes all kinds.

1:11:06 Drew It takes all kinds.

1:11:07 Adam It takes all kinds.

1:11:08 Drew You've always said that.

1:11:08 Adam Nicky Hayden is our guest tonight. He is a Grand Prix champion motorcycle racer. The real stuff. Not that crappy clunker Harley junk. You know, it's big idiots driving around all. Oh, five cylinders, thousand CCs, 220 to 40 horsepower. Yeah. I'm going to do the math. I'm going to explain what that means during that during that.

1:11:38 Drew Nicky does Pinsky, Dr. Drew radio very well.

1:11:40 Caller Yeah.

1:11:41 Adam He does.

1:11:42 Caller Well, I'm not going to argue with him. I don't want to correct him. He's made a few small mistakes there and I just it's his show.

1:11:50 Adam It's my show.

1:11:51 Caller And I don't want to come in.

1:11:52 Drew You correct him. You're the awesome.

1:11:54 Caller Well, I just don't want to hurt his ego because as my crew chief, I need someone full of confidence.

1:11:58 Drew You can see how fragile he is.

1:12:00 Adam If I'm second guessing myself when I'm bleeding those brakes or setting the mixture, are those bikes, are they injected now?

1:12:08 Caller Fuel inject. I mean, you're asking the rider. He's testing me. You're testing me.

1:12:17 Adam You see, he thought I didn't know.

1:12:19 Caller I didn't know this was a test.

1:12:21 Adam I got you, brother. All right, we're going to take a look. If the first round, but now time for the commercial, the oral test. Hold them down. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Hey, y'all, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Nicky Hayden is our guest tonight. He's the Moto GP, Rookie of the Year last year, and rides the super bikes. Yeah, fastest thing on two wheels. 200 plus mile an hour bikes. And the races on the straightaways, what do they, I know they vary, but what do they average? Speed-wise.

1:13:31 Caller Average speed?

1:13:32 Adam Yeah.

1:13:32 Caller Straightaway? I don't know, probably zero to 200 and probably about six mile an hour or something, but I'd say the average straightaway is probably 160.

1:13:44 Adam Yeah, that's peppy.

1:13:47 Caller Fast enough.

1:13:48 Adam Yeah, if you want, I mean, if you get out of your tuck and sort of pop.

1:13:51 Drew He's testing, he wants to see your test.

1:13:52 Caller That was another test.

1:13:53 Adam I know, I know.

1:13:54 Caller So I'm two for two now.

1:13:55 Adam Yeah, yeah.

1:13:56 Caller I'm on a roll. You're going to have to make some harder questions.

1:14:01 Adam All right, I might. I mean, what size discs do you run up front? We're talking about, you know, these bikes with their tremendous power and stopping them is becoming becoming the tough part now. You know, the newer the bikes now, they have anti-lock brakes in them, yes?

1:14:21 Caller False. False. Those would be three hundred and twenty millimeter carbon fiber brakes.

1:14:28 Adam Three hundred and fifty.

1:14:31 Drew Twenty.

1:14:32 Adam Three hundred and twenty, sorry, millimeter carbon fiber brakes.

1:14:36 Caller That's three for three. You're keeping track now. So who makes.

1:14:40 Drew We don't exactly expect you to miss it.

1:14:41 Adam Who makes those? Brembo?

1:14:43 Caller Brembo it is.

1:14:44 Adam Yeah, that's I got to deal with them. We'll be using Brembo exclusively when we hit the when I'm crew chief. All right. Let's let's go on to follow says. Let me ask. Let's have John ask a quick question.

1:14:59 Yeah. Yeah.

1:15:00 Adam You got a question for Nicky?

1:15:02 Yeah, I did. I raced out in California. I raced AFM and CCS and I was wondering if if you had any advice for somebody that's trying to struggle an up and coming racer to break into AMA and whatnot.

1:15:16 Caller I'd say it's all comes down to your crew chief.

1:15:19 Drew Is it basically just win races?

1:15:21 Caller Yeah. No, I mean, seriously, it is. It's a tough level to make that next step and, you know, I mean, I've been fortunate to have good people and like you said, I mean, results don't lie. You get the results. Yeah. Somebody will catch somebody's eye.

1:15:38 Adam What?

1:15:38 Caller Yeah.

1:15:38 Adam I mean, obviously, John, if you win every race, it'll be a little easier transition.

1:15:46 Caller How are you doing? How's he doing?

1:15:48 Caller Old technology, you know.

1:15:49 Adam How are you doing? So you don't you don't your bike isn't good enough to win.

1:15:53 Caller I have a pretty old bike. It's a 97 F3 in the 600 class. I mean, it's kind of tough to compete with some of the new bikes.

1:16:01 Drew Is that what you mean? You ran into some good people? People give you.

1:16:03 Adam Yeah.

1:16:03 Caller Well, I mean, your equipment's a big part of it. I mean, you can only override so much, but I mean, I can see where on a 97 F3 is going to be pushing uphill.

1:16:14 Adam Yeah, it's going to be tough, but who are you now? You're running against guys who don't have more CCs than you, but right. I mean, you run in the same CC class with them. It's just they have newer bikes, right?

1:16:26 Caller Newer bikes, more money, better, you know, more tires, things like that. Yeah.

1:16:32 Adam Well, so what would you say, Nicky? I mean, and I don't know if there is an answer to this other than winning races, but I mean, what can you do to try to impress some sponsors or to some somebody other than win every race?

1:16:46 Caller Well, I mean, I think people know what bike he's on. I mean, people can can see that. I mean, the biggest thing is, say, is get lots of track time. I mean, that's the only way to improve is with lots of track time and, you know, just catch somebody's eye, make something happen.

1:17:01 Adam So it's like if somebody saw you driving or riding something that was, you know, far less superior than whatever else was out on the track and saw you sort of holding your own with a piece of antiquated equipment, it might be impressive even if you came in sixth place.

1:17:18 Caller Yeah, I mean, it's not going to be overnight, but you just.

1:17:22 Adam I think you got to beat up the bike a little.

1:17:24 Drew I was going to say, get some crappy equipment to go out there.

1:17:26 Adam Take a get a can of primer and a chain.

1:17:30 Caller There you go.

1:17:30 Adam Take a chain to it.

1:17:32 Drew And it's going to look like you just you just borrowed your sister's moped to go out there and then actually hang and take something that is like a 94 and put a upgraded system on a great engine there. Yeah, true.

1:17:45 Adam Hey, buddy, that's crew chief type of thinking there.

1:17:48 Caller The junkyards, everybody's going to be looking for 94 bikes tomorrow.

1:17:53 Adam They call him the bike doctor. Myra.

1:17:56 Hello.

1:17:58 Adam You're 18.

1:17:58 Caller Yes.

1:17:59 Adam What's up?

1:18:01 Caller I want to know how come every time I have sex with guys, it turns me on more than it does in the real thing.

1:18:08 Adam Do you like how often you have phone sex?

1:18:10 Caller I say pretty often.

1:18:13 Drew Who are these guys?

1:18:14 Caller Just friends, different kinds of friends.

1:18:18 Drew Are there people you don't know?

1:18:20 Caller Some people, some of them are, but not really. Most of them I know.

1:18:24 Adam Yeah, the beauty about being a woman in this world is, is you could just randomly dial the phone, and if a guy picked up, he'll oblige. You'd have about a 70 percent hit more, more and 70.

1:18:37 Drew If you got the guy under 40.

1:18:39 Adam I'm just saying you can get that old codger that's just, no thanks, we're not buying any. You got the people are freaked out, everyone's being sold something.

1:18:48 Caller In Southern California, I got to say more.

1:18:50 Adam More? All right, 85 percent.

1:18:52 Caller Yeah.

1:18:53 Adam So these are all guys, these are guys you know, have you had sex with any of these guys?

1:18:59 Caller No.

1:19:00 Drew Who is it you're having sex with?

1:19:02 Caller Most of the guys I have sex with, I know, but they're just like friends with Proligious.

1:19:09 Caller Friends with the benefits.

1:19:10 Caller I don't get an orgasm when I have sex with guys in person, but on the phone I do.

1:19:16 Drew And how many times, how many different guys are you having sex with?

1:19:20 Caller Not very many.

1:19:21 Drew How many?

1:19:22 Caller Maybe five or four.

1:19:25 Drew And is that your total number for your life so far?

1:19:28 Caller Yeah, so far.

1:19:30 Adam Don't worry, the number is going up like the deficit.

1:19:33 Drew What are you doing for birth control?

1:19:35 Caller I don't use birth control.

1:19:37 Drew You're intending to get pregnant?

1:19:38 Caller I just use condoms.

1:19:40 Drew Okay, so that's birth control, that's fine.

1:19:43 Adam So when you do the phone sex, you masturbate?

1:19:46 Caller Yes.

1:19:48 Drew Well, phone sex is much more of a fantasy endeavor, right? And for women, particularly, they don't need the visual so much, and sort of the emotional, the experiential part of it can be more satisfying. And then maybe you're not really into these guys you're having sex with, or you're not ready to have sex with, so all your ambivalence and anxiety about being with a person, you don't have to deal with.

1:20:09 Adam You got a vibrator? Oh, that's really going to change things. Especially when I put the vibrator on the phone, it's just... See, you know what, any type of phone sex I've ever attempted to have always just ends up... Here's what it always just sort of devolves into me begging, come on, get over here, come on, I'm coming over. What are you wearing? Don't worry about it. I'm coming over. I'm coming over. I mean, Drew, you're the same way, right? As a man of extreme passion. Yes. Yeah, I don't want to sit around and talk about something. Look, if I was in prison, I'd be into it. Yeah. You know what I mean? But as long as I got a set of legs and some car keys, I just like my thing is like, I'm coming over there. I don't want to talk about it.

1:20:56 Drew And then you bewilder when you're confused when they say, no, no, no, you're like, what? What do you mean? What?

1:21:01 Caller What about on the car phone on the way over? Still not wanting to talk about it?

1:21:05 Adam No. Well, if I'm actually I'm in route, I can talk about it. But I'm just very practical that way. I'm not into the to me, the phone sex is it's like a discussion about food. But there'll be nothing to eat. You know, it's like we're just going to sit around like we're trapped on some desert island. You know, it'd be great now. Baby back ribs, mother than hickory sauce. Oh, man. I'll do you one better. How about a beautiful brisket beef dip in the Aju? So it's like my thing is, let's go get in the car. We're going to eat. I don't want to talk about it. I mean, provided we can go somewhere. You got some money in your pocket. There's a Applebee's down the road. Let's go. That's my thing. Now, if we're trapped somewhere, then we can talk about that. I'll give you a handy while you talk about ribs. That that. No, I'm saying drug. Do you like any while I talk about ribs?

1:22:05 Drew Last time you did that, it just wasn't the same.

1:22:08 Adam Barbecue sauce all over my sleeve. It was horrible. Good pink sleeve. Here's the boy. If you're going to have sex, you should have sex. All right. Her thing, yeah, fantasy.

1:22:18 Drew Yeah. Fantasy and then not having to deal with the person.

1:22:22 Adam Right.

1:22:22 Drew Then maybe she shouldn't be with these guys. Maybe she's not into these guys. Maybe she's not ready to have sex yet. Whatever it is, what's creating the anxiety, the ambivalence.

1:22:30 Adam Right.

1:22:30 Drew Isn't there when she's doing the phone sex?

1:22:32 Adam Mm-hmm.

1:22:33 Drew Kind of weird that she's doing it with lots of guys. That makes me a little worried about her.

1:22:36 Adam Well, something's up.

1:22:37 Drew Yeah.

1:22:38 Adam And Myra. And by the way, Myra, I hope that's not the phone sex name. You go with Myra? I can't whack the Myra.

1:22:49 Caller She's probably got an expensive phone bill.

1:22:53 Drew She's hung up.

1:22:54 Adam She hung up. Yeah. I bet the guys are calling her. Tara?

1:22:59 Drew Hello?

1:23:00 Adam Tara?

1:23:01 Caller Yes, Tara.

1:23:02 Adam That's a good phone sex name.

1:23:05 Caller I'm 15. I want to say I love you, Adam and Dr. Drew. Thank you. You guys, oh, first of all, Lord of the Rings is from England and Tolkien wanted it to be there because England didn't have any religious folklore. I mean, they only had religious folklore, but anyway.

1:23:23 Adam So it's the center of the Earth in England?

1:23:26 Caller Yeah. Well, he wrote about it in the Silmarillion, which is a companion to the Lord of the Rings.

1:23:31 Adam I would like to build a time machine and go back and kill that guy. I really would. So before all these Lord of the Rings and hobbits and all this crap.

1:23:42 Drew As opposed to what?

1:23:43 Caller There was only religious folklore in England. Like King Arthur was too religious and he wanted something like other cultures had folklore. But that's not my question.

1:23:51 Drew He was looking for mythology.

1:23:52 Adam He was thinking, what about the poor nerds? What are they going to hang their hats on? You know, they wear those wind-up beanies? What are they going to hang it on?

1:24:00 Caller Yeah.

1:24:01 Adam All right. Now they got something.

1:24:03 Caller But my question is, I've been a self-injurer and I cut myself and burned myself. And now I have a bunch of scars all on my thighs. And I can't go swimming or anything anymore. And I was wondering, is there any way that I can like get those to fade or go away?

1:24:19 Adam That's an interesting thing because self-injurer, we've never, I've never heard.

1:24:26 Drew But Tara's an extra smart self-mutilator.

1:24:29 Adam Yeah, she reads a Tolkien and then burns herself with a Tipperilla.

1:24:33 Drew What was the trauma that you went through growing up?

1:24:36 Caller I don't think I went through any trauma.

1:24:38 Adam Yeah. How about the Lord Of The Rings trilogy? Would you consider that abuse? Everyone, they're swept away.

1:24:49 Drew Usually it's some sort of abuse that sets up some kind of situation.

1:24:54 Caller I mean, I live with both my biological parents.

1:24:57 Drew No one had ever hit you?

1:24:59 Caller No. They yelled some a lot.

1:25:02 Drew Well, maybe that's emotional trauma sometimes. It was really out of control.

1:25:06 Adam Well, were you going to a therapist now?

1:25:09 Caller I got drunk at a party. I got alcohol poisoning and they put me into therapy.

1:25:15 Adam Well, you probably could have used some anyway with the self-injuring.

1:25:19 Drew Yeah. Have you told your therapist about that?

1:25:21 Caller Yeah.

1:25:26 Drew Are you a virgin now? Okay.

1:25:29 Adam Look, here's the thing about scars. First off, Nicky's got a couple. He took a spill on a motorcycle. It makes something up.

1:25:40 Drew Yeah, with cigarettes, they're all lined up in a row.

1:25:42 Adam Yeah, so you got your ex-boyfriend's initials carved out in keloid. So, it's a little weird. So, where's sweatpants?

1:25:49 Caller Go swimming at night, possibly.

1:25:51 Adam We go night swimming.

1:25:54 Drew There are dermatological interventions. There's deep derma-vrasions. Things to try. You can see a dermatologist specializing in that kind of thing. You might be able to get something done there. It's worthwhile. You're not cutting now. It's something you're going to have to live with for a long time. There might be interventions.

1:26:09 Adam Nicky Hayden, super bike racer in studio tonight. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. GIO it's Loveline, I'm Adam. That's the good doctor, Dr. Drew. Nicky Hayden is our guest tonight. Nicky is the Moto Grand Prix Rookie of the Year last year. And some say he's going to win it all this year. With me as a crew chief, I don't think the kid can lose. Now, is it you do a Stephen or Stefan here?

1:27:00 Drew Stefan.

1:27:00 Adam Stefan?

1:27:01 Caller Stefan.

1:27:02 Adam What's happening, Stefan?

1:27:03 Caller Hey, actually, I have two questions, but my first question is for Nicky. You know, I'm a first-time caller, though, to let you know. But Nicky, your teammate, Valentino Rossi, he's going over to Yamaha. And I know that he was the number one champ, you know, last year. Do you think that you're going to be able to, you know, take the title from him now that he's riding Yamaha?

1:27:25 Caller I mean, that's my goal for sure. I mean, it's no doubt not going to be easy. But I mean, yeah, that's my plan. I mean, that's my goal. Absolutely.

1:27:35 Adam Let me tell you something. I tell Nicky, second place is as good as a loss, except for if it's one of those point accumulation things where you could actually get second throughout the entire season and still walk away with the championship, which is the situation here. So second would be good. That'd be very, very important to get second. Yeah, yeah.

1:27:58 Caller Well, you know, did he give you some pointers, you know, on how to come up in the ranks, you know?

1:28:03 Caller No, I leave all that up to my crew chief. Basically, he's the guy in my corner that when I need a pointer, I go to. But no, honestly, me and Valentino, we go on great. But as far as really a lot of pointers or anything, maybe a little bit early, he let me follow him a few times, see some of the good lines and learn a bit. But for the most part, it was, I mean, no, no pointers.

1:28:28 Adam How much of when you have a team out there and then racing the team, sometimes there'll be little strategies, guys do a little blocking and drafting and stuff like that. But you don't really hear about it on the motorcycles that much. There's not that much you can do.

1:28:43 Caller You just go out and race and try to win every man for themself. Right.

1:28:47 Adam And and if it's your teammate, is it really any different when it comes down to it?

1:28:52 Caller Just try not to knock down your teammate would be the big thing. That's right. Cause an unhappy vibe in the pit area.

1:28:59 Adam You wouldn't do quite as ballsy a maneuver if it was your teammate who you're engaging in. All right.

1:29:08 Caller Yeah. Oh, well, my second question actually is probably for Dr. Drew. And I actually so I work with this girl at my job and she's she's 16 and I'm 22. And, oh, you know, we I heard you I've heard you talk about guys before, you know, that are that are seeing younger girls, you know, and I was wondering, you know, we have good energy and stuff, but I'm still kind of skeptical whether I should, you know, make a move or something. I mean, I could probably find someone my own age, but we would urge you to do so ahead.

1:29:39 Drew Yeah.

1:29:39 Caller Yeah. Okay.

1:29:40 Drew Well, because all right, she'll be 18 in two years. You can think about it then maybe, but still then at 24, 18, it's a big age gap.

1:29:47 Adam 22, 22 and 16 is a big, big gap. And not in Europe and certainly not in, you know, South America and Japan and places we'll be going on tour. Then it's it's really nothing.

1:29:59 Drew You're justifying Nicky's behavior, saying that.

1:30:02 Adam Yeah. That that that that's nothing. We got we got like Rio de Janeiro and 22 and 16. That's really nothing. But out here in the civilized world, big, big gap, big gap.

1:30:13 Drew Yeah, it's just it's just you're a different place in your life. You can't legally have sexual relationship with her. It wouldn't be good for her if you did.

1:30:20 Adam Well, it's just here's the here's the different place you're at.

1:30:23 Drew You should be able to find somebody your own age.

1:30:26 Adam Yeah. Yeah. The different place they're at in life is he's wanting to bang 16 year olds. She's not wanting to bang 22 year olds. That's the difference.

1:30:33 Drew That's the difference.

1:30:36 Caller Yeah.

1:30:36 Adam You're 19.

1:30:38 Caller Yeah. I was in a car accident three weeks ago and ever since the car accident, I haven't wanted to have sex. My girlfriend and I were bombing in bed together before the car accident, but once we had the accident, she still wants it, but we've only done it twice.

1:30:59 Adam Well, how bad a car accident?

1:31:01 Caller It wasn't too bad. I mean, we went to the ER, but I drove myself there and got some pain medication and same thing with her, but that's about it.

1:31:11 Drew Are you still taking the pain medicine?

1:31:14 Caller I took Vicodin for two days and took some Tylenol for a few days after that.

1:31:20 Drew Are you feeling anxious or neuro-depressed? Are we sleep problems?

1:31:24 Caller I haven't slept good for probably the last couple months, but it's just bad dreams.

1:31:28 Adam I thought the accident, when was the accident?

1:31:31 Drew Three weeks ago, the accident?

1:31:32 Caller Yeah.

1:31:33 Adam You haven't slept well for months?

1:31:37 Caller Yeah.

1:31:38 Adam He knew we were going to have an accident. He couldn't sleep.

1:31:41 Drew It's called a pre-traumatic stress disorder.

1:31:42 Adam Yeah.

1:31:44 Caller Well, the last couple weeks, I've been having nightmares that I don't remember, and so I wake up in the middle of the night panicked or not knowing where I am, you know, sit up screaming.

1:31:55 Drew Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. What did you say about forgetting? You forgot what?

1:31:59 Caller I forget the dreams.

1:32:00 Adam He forgets the dreams.

1:32:02 Drew And you've been having night terrors, but you had them before the accident?

1:32:06 Caller Yeah, but I remembered them before the accident.

1:32:10 Drew Listen, this is all, but those are all serious. All right.

1:32:13 Adam But stop, stop weaving the accident into it.

1:32:16 Drew It may or may not have something to do with it.

1:32:17 Adam You got into an accident that was so insignificant that he drove A, his car, that he got in the accident into the hospital. B, they gave him some painkillers and told him to hit the road. His girlfriend's fine. He took him for two days. He's fine. I mean, it doesn't seem like the accident is the cause of problems.

1:32:36 Drew But let's just say something is going on. You were having night terrors and night terrors is a sign of trauma. And if you are someone who then gets themselves in another traumatic situation, it's you're then very prone to post-traumatic stress disorder. And so you may have sort of made a situation that was worse for you already more worse. And naturally enough, if you're depressed and anxious, your sort of nervous system is, let's call it off for lack of time to describe what actually goes on. Of course, your sex drive goes down and your desire to have sex will be much, much less. And even your ability to have sex might be off.

1:33:07 Adam But you know, good times.

1:33:08 Drew Look, it takes, yeah, good times.

1:33:10 Caller But you know, in motorcycles, I've had a few accidents in my day. And I can't honestly say I've ever experienced those symptoms. So that does seem strange. Leave that up to the doctor. He's the expert in the field.

1:33:24 Adam You're cut out of a little different cloth than you never had a drama before. Well, you should have had one, but you haven't. We'll take a quick break and it'll be no more accidents on my watch. We'll be right back after this.

1:33:37 Caller Alright guys, here's the deal.

1:33:38 Caller You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:33:42 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:33:43 Caller Call the Dateline. 877-889-DATE.

1:33:47 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:34:20 Adam Well that's the show. Now where does it go? I want to know where.

1:34:28 Drew You better consult with your driver.

1:34:29 Adam All right. Nicky Hayden, everybody. A delight. Nicky, we're gonna hit the road.

1:34:35 Drew Would you call them drivers or riders?

1:34:36 Caller Riders.

1:34:37 Adam Riders. We're going on tour. Yeah. These guys are magicians. Those NASCAR guys. Let's get drunk and point the car. Best of luck to you. To us. To us on the tour. We'll be going to Australia and Japan. We'll be getting postcards from all over the place. Drew, it'll be great. I'll be doing it from the hotel room. It'll be great.

1:34:58 Caller Chicks all over the place.

1:34:59 Adam So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Hey, Brooke. Here's the problem. Let me explain some and I don't want to bum your high, but the future does not look bright for Brooke.

1:35:18 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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