Episode 1000595649090

0:54 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

1:00 Voiceover Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:08 Adam Dr. Drew, board certified physician.

1:10 Three Days Grace This is the best of all.

1:12 Adam Tonight, our guest, Three Days Grace, in studio. For the first time, right?

1:19 Yeah.

1:20 Adam It's the first time here. Yeah. Adam and Neil are here. I like the first timers. We like to pop the cherry of first time guests. You know what it means for me? No history. I mean, nothing bad.

1:33 Three Days Grace Yeah.

1:35 Adam I'm not going to screw up. You can't forget someone's name you never knew.

1:38 Three Days Grace Right, right, right.

1:39 Adam You know what I mean? Next time you guys come on.

1:42 Drew That's when we'll screw up.

1:43 Adam That's when we're going to screw it up. But here's what the next time's going to be predicated on. You guys get too big, you're not coming on. You'll have a lot of attitude. You get too small, we won't let you back on. We're going to need just a nice warm burn here, but not the surface of the sun. Cool. Just a nice sort of sun pool.

2:06 Caller We want to be back, so I mean.

2:08 Adam Yeah, and don't get me wrong, we're not looking to see you fail or stumble. We just want a gradual, healthy climb.

2:15 Cool, we'll just ride it out.

2:17 Three Days Grace We'll see where it goes.

2:18 Adam Or you can skyrocket, but you should have issues with your self-esteem. Either way.

2:27 Three Days Grace Can we sit on it for a bit?

2:29 Adam Yeah, just as long as we get you back. All right, what do you think we would talk about when you guys came back? We could talk about this time.

2:43 Caller Talk about our first time here.

2:47 Adam Drew, I'm trying to keep it fresh.

2:49 Drew Yeah, oh man, how are you?

2:50 Adam Woo! Yeah, the CD, by the way, the self-titled CD is about to go gold, which means 500,000 CDs. That's out here, though, but you guys are Canadian, right?

3:02 Caller Yeah. Totally different numbers up there.

3:04 Adam Less, right?

3:05 Three Days Grace Yeah, it's like about 140 discs.

3:06 Drew It's seven up there, yeah, seven.

3:08 Three Days Grace It's growing though, it's growing. We're really, the scene's really, no, actually it's 50,000. 50,000 in Canada.

3:15 Caller Gold is 50,000 in Canada, where it's 500,000 here, so.

3:18 Adam Is there any kind of, I don't think we have sort of patriotic buyers out here, you know what I mean? If a band is from the United States opposed to Canada, opposed to England, I don't think anyone gives a rat's ass. In Canada, does it work that way?

3:35 Caller It's definitely a bit different. I think Canadians tend to focus a little bit more towards the Canadian music, but for that reason, a little bit patriotic, right?

3:46 Adam I don't know when you lose that as a country, you just get too big and too rich and too fat and too tired and too cocky.

3:52 Three Days Grace I think you nailed it on the head.

3:54 Drew Is it all of them? We went through so many decades of if it was American, it sucked.

3:59 Adam Right.

3:59 Three Days Grace Well, there's also CanCon too, which is like legislation that says the stations in Canada have to play a certain percentage of, you know what I mean?

4:09 Adam Right.

4:10 Caller So you're kind of forced into it as well.

4:12 Adam Got to hear a lot of BTO and America.

4:15 Three Days Grace Rush.

4:16 Caller That's right.

4:16 Adam Hey, do worse than BTO. I'll tell you that right now, Drew. A hell of a lot worse.

4:21 Drew How many people know what that stands for?

4:24 Adam Well, I don't think the Bachmann brothers know what it stands for anymore. All I know is I was at a BTO concert, a reunion concert about 20 years ago, and I had my buddy the Wheeze on my shoulders almost the entire time. And it wasn't gay. We were rocking. Nice. That's cool. All right. I think what we should do, if engineer Chris will go along with it, is play the Three Days Grace song that everyone knows, but may not necessarily know it's them. So we do that thing where you hear the song and you go, oh yeah, I love that song. That's those guys. All right, now I'm really gonna listen up. Now, so you cool? Yeah. Anderson, you cool with that? Or does it make a difference to Anderson?

5:09 Caller I love this time right now.

5:10 Adam All right. All right, buddy. Just relax.

5:13 No, no, late is bad.

5:14 Caller Early is good. It's good.

5:15 Adam Early is good. All right. So let's hear a song for Three Days Grace. You ready there, Chris? This is called I Hate Everything About You. Three Days Grace in the studio tonight. Adam and Neil both here. Gonna be on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno Show tomorrow night. That's exciting. Then Kilbourne on March 4th. Yes.

9:26 Caller Yes.

9:26 Adam Correct. Every show but the Jimmy Kimmel show.

9:28 Three Days Grace We already did the Kimmel, man.

9:29 Caller We did Kimmel, actually, last summer.

9:31 Adam You guys were awesome.

9:37 Three Days Grace Thanks for staying up, man.

9:38 Adam Yeah, man. They're still talking about it over there. I bet. Still buzzing. When was that?

9:43 Three Days Grace December 9th.

9:45 Adam It's time to come back.

9:46 Three Days Grace Yeah.

9:47 Caller Yeah.

9:48 Adam Guys, on tour, go wait, going back to Canada, finishing the tour.

9:53 Three Days Grace Yeah. We got to go back and we're playing, we're on tour with Nickelback, actually, right now. So we're doing some dates and we're flying into Halifax. I think they just got about four feet of snow the other day. So we're going to soak up like nine hours of sun and hit the snow.

10:08 Adam Let's talk to Sarah, who's 19. Drew, what's the matter? What's going on, buddy?

10:13 Caller Nothing.

10:13 Adam You all right?

10:14 Caller Yeah.

10:15 Adam Then let's act like it. Let's go now. Let's get a hand in. Hold on, hold on. We got to break it down. Let's go. Let's get a hand in now.

10:22 Caller Break it down.

10:24 Adam Break it down. Don't sit on your helmet. Let's go. You guys know football, right?

10:31 Caller Yeah, sort of.

10:32 Adam That helmet's not a chair. You don't sit on it. You grab a knee. Exactly.

10:39 Drew I didn't realize anything was bothering me, but I read a review of my book on the line that bothered me so much. I want to yell back at these people. Well, go. Are you effing high? This is ridiculous.

10:53 Adam Drew, I tell you, you're looking off into space.

10:56 Drew I didn't realize. You're right. You're absolutely right.

10:58 Adam I thought maybe you had a pregnancy scare. Are you showing? Drew, Mrs. Period, come on, I know when you're distracted. You know how you're a horrible actor?

11:09 Caller Yeah, yeah. Okay, this is it.

11:12 Adam Even when you're just trying to pretend like nothing's bothering you. Let's go.

11:14 Caller What's the problem?

11:15 Adam Why are you reading reviews of yourself?

11:17 Drew It's because I'm an idiot.

11:18 Adam That's right.

11:19 Drew Get ahead. He's an idiot. Please, people, read my book and don't read your own crap into it. Just read the book for what it is. It's not about me either, I'm a metaphor for stories about how humans work.

11:34 Caller Drew's a metaphor.

11:41 Drew Please get that book and read it. It's gonna come out in paperback soon too.

11:45 Caller A paperback. $12, $9, $8. Get a hand in. You got that in the air so get your car.

11:58 Drew What happened?

11:59 Adam What did they say about you?

12:00 Drew It just was sort of like, make up your mind, are you on radio or are you writing a book? And it sort of attacked you and it was like, what?

12:06 Caller Yes.

12:07 Adam What?

12:08 Caller Yes.

12:08 Drew And it's like, people, they're so stupid and they can't get out of their, their own ass is so much in their face that they can't see anything.

12:18 Adam Well, but Drew, okay, listen. All right, look, you guys should know this. You don't, you don't get online and read things people say about you, do you? Cause you'll go.

12:27 Caller We try to stay away from it, but there's definitely some that you can't avoid, you know? Just where's, you know, a friend of yours maybe brings it up, tells you what it is.

12:34 Drew But I welcome, thoughtful criticism, bring it on.

12:38 Caller Yeah, for sure.

12:39 Drew But just the stuff that is sort of your own crap coming through, it's like, you're reacting through the prism of your own issues. Leave that at home. Come on, break it down.

12:52 Three Days Grace I just hate when it's true.

12:55 Drew Well, if it's true.

12:57 Caller If it's true, then it's constructive.

13:01 Adam It sucks.

13:02 Drew But what I, what I don't like is when it needs a rebuttal and these people leave, they have the, you know, they leave it there, it's just going, it's out there. They act out their aggression.

13:11 Adam What are you doing? Stop putting your name in the computer for Christ's sake.

13:15 Drew No, no, no, I was looking, I just, it's on the, it's on Amazon, you know, it was Amazon.

13:18 Adam To stop it. Sarah? You're 19?

13:22 Caller Yes, I am.

13:23 Adam What's up?

13:28 Caller My boyfriend has a very large, very curved penis. And I'm kind of small inside, so it was kind of a feat just to get to it. But it seems like every time we have sex now, I bleed. I don't know if it's from, I just got off a depot.

13:50 Drew Well, that's why you're bleeding. And it's not uncommon for people to have bleeding after intercourse, so that's normal. And that doesn't necessarily have anything to do with the anatomy here.

13:59 Adam Which way is it curved?

14:01 Drew Down.

14:02 Adam Down.

14:03 Drew That hurts, huh? That's painful, right? That hurts her.

14:05 Caller Is that supposed to mean?

14:08 Caller There's some ways to make it comfortable.

14:10 Drew That's what Dr. Alter was saying, that he has to correct those often times because they're uncomfortable for the moment.

14:14 Adam I think down. I think it looks bigger.

14:17 Drew Peyronie's disease, potentially Peyronie's.

14:20 Adam You know what I mean? I mean, in terms of sort of maximum display, I think down looks better.

14:27 Drew It's a little more ominous.

14:29 Adam It really is.

14:30 Three Days Grace It's more subtle.

14:32 Adam I know, but it's got a little like, it's as if it's ready to charge.

14:36 Three Days Grace Yeah, yeah.

14:36 Drew You know, like when a bull lowers its head.

14:39 Adam Yeah, look out.

14:40 Drew It's the devil's work.

14:41 Adam Yeah, the rhino's putting its head down, ready to come at you.

14:44 Three Days Grace Ready to buck.

14:45 Adam And I just, I just, it looks a little bigger. Like, if I ever want mine to look bigger, I'll try to push it down a little and stretch it out. You know what I'm saying? Pull it up, it eats it up quickly.

14:57 Caller Yeah, I agree fully.

14:59 Adam It's like your gear shift in your car looks longer when it's way down, like in reverse or something. When it's in neutral, it's looking, it's feeling kind of short. You gotta push it.

15:08 Drew Gotta swing it.

15:08 Adam Yeah, you gotta swing it, right? All right. I'm gonna start training mine. Get like a penis trellis.

15:15 Drew Down boy. Eric, 21.

15:17 Adam Eric.

15:18 Caller Hi, what's up?

15:20 I, first of all, Adam, I'm a huge fan.

15:22 Caller Cool, man.

15:23 Adam Thank you. Oh, wait a minute.

15:27 Caller It's gotta be Corolla. What's that?

15:30 Adam Which Adam?

15:31 Three Days Grace Oh, Corolla, sorry.

15:32 Yeah!

15:34 Three Days Grace That's for me.

15:43 So, I've been broken up with my girlfriend for about four months and since then, we've been hooking up periodically and with other girls, I can't get a interaction. It's really hard. I don't know if it's because I'm nervous or what, but.

15:58 Drew How many times has this happened?

16:00 Probably four times, three times.

16:02 Drew Are you on a Medicaid? How many times has it happened?

16:06 Probably four times, I don't know.

16:08 Drew You would know how many times that happened, right? You wouldn't be like, ah, two, three, four, seven, 18, 19.

16:14 Well, usually, you know, like I'm making out with a girl or something and it starts to go farther and it just, it doesn't happen, so.

16:19 Drew Okay, are you on medication?

16:20 No.

16:21 Drew Anything else happening in your life? Stress, you sleeping okay?

16:25 Yeah, everything else seems pretty normal.

16:27 Drew Are you depressed about this breakup?

16:28 No, not at all. I broke it off and we're still, we still kind of get together occasionally. I don't know if that would.

16:35 Drew And you're nervous about being with somebody new?

16:37 You know, that's what kind of what I'm thinking, but.

16:39 Adam Yeah.

16:40 Drew Well, that makes sense. It's all right. That's normal.

16:42 Adam We just got to find one girl and sort of dial yourself in with her. Yeah.

16:47 Totally.

16:48 Three Days Grace Bring the numbers down to at least maybe four or five.

16:50 No more. Well, even if it's like, if it's like the same, the same girl that I've been, you know, like hooking up with, like if it's a new girl.

16:57 Adam Yeah.

16:58 Even if I'm with her like two or three times, it's still the same issue.

17:02 Drew Are you not into these women?

17:04 No, definitely I am.

17:05 Adam Are you definitely? Well, you see being too into them can screw you up too.

17:10 Drew Yes, makes you nervous. But is this something you've ever had in the past?

17:13 No, no, it wasn't. Like before, before I started dating this other girl, it was, it wasn't an issue.

17:19 Drew All right. You might want to get a physical exam just to make sure it's not a medical issue. That's the one thing, you always want to be sure of that. So get that checked out first and foremost.

17:27 Adam Two, three times does not a slump make, but it can screw you up emotionally. If you stick with one girl, you'll be, you'll work it out quickly.

17:37 Drew It's called anticipatory anxiety, just the anxiety about the possibility of it happening again makes it happen.

17:42 Caller You think too much about it.

17:43 Drew Yeah, right.

17:43 Caller Definitely.

17:44 Adam And some guys, we didn't really talk about this, but not all guys are cut out to be the alpha male.

17:52 Drew Right.

17:53 Adam You know what I mean?

17:54 Drew I mean, most guys are not in fact.

17:55 Adam They're not?

17:56 Drew Yeah, most guys are more comfortable.

17:57 Adam They start hanging out with those guys who feel a little better about themselves. Alpha male, what do you mean?

18:00 Drew That they go out and have sex with lots of different women? That they want, that they're driven to do that?

18:04 Adam We assume and women assume and society assumes that a guy will do as much as he can do.

18:10 Drew For the most, that's a reasonable assumption for the most part.

18:13 Adam But Drew, you're a man of supreme passion. I mean, you're passionate. People don't know how passionate a man, Drew, is. He's exquisitely passionate.

18:22 Drew These guys have never heard of us.

18:24 Caller They walked in and he goes, you're a doctor?

18:26 Drew You're one of those things again.

18:27 Three Days Grace Man, we're from Norwood, Ontario, man.

18:31 Adam I'm surprised that the legend of his passion has not made it north of the border. Lord knows it's made it south.

18:37 Three Days Grace And it probably has.

18:38 Adam We've just, we've just, we're a little detached. You've turned a blind eye to his passion.

18:44 Three Days Grace We can't handle it.

18:45 Adam Many Canucks have.

18:45 Caller It's too hot.

18:46 Adam They're jealous. It's so hot. They feel like they would be drawn into your passion.

18:51 Drew I might screw up their ice fishing season.

18:53 Caller He's got a hole in his passion.

18:54 Adam Yes. I was frightened initially of what his passion may do to me. Where now I had a sexual resolve. I promised no oral on guys. And I thought possibly Drew would break that down. It's been spotty to say the least. But the point is there are some guys, and I heard it in Eric's voice, which is he's kind of a one woman man. He's got that in his, he likes to be in a relationship and probably hang out. And guys will try to push themselves to be sort of multi-partner guys, but they just.

19:31 Drew My concern is you also could be hearing like a lower testosterone.

19:34 Adam No, he could have cancer.

19:37 Three Days Grace I think he's just missing his girlfriend.

19:39 Drew He said no, he said he's so happy he's out. He said. Yeah, he shut her down.

19:42 Three Days Grace Well then why does he keep going back?

19:44 Drew No, because he doesn't get anything else.

19:46 Adam He's a passionate man.

19:47 Drew Well, he's, but he's, you're right, he should break off that.

19:49 Three Days Grace Yeah, you gotta cut that tie, dude.

19:50 Adam Also, you get, yeah, you get a little guilty wang every once in a while. You don't think you do. Yeah, you're, you know, I'm sure he dumped her. He probably broke her heart. She's coming around because she wants to be near him anyway.

20:04 Drew She's still sleeping with her.

20:05 Adam He still sleeps with her. Then he gets with these other chicks and he probably.

20:09 Caller Yeah, his mind's all screwed up.

20:11 Three Days Grace Yeah, she's sitting at home, man.

20:13 Adam Mike?

20:14 Caller Or is she?

20:16 Adam You're 22?

20:17 Caller Yep.

20:18 Adam You're calling from New Mexico?

20:20 Caller Yes, sir.

20:21 Adam You've heard of the legend of the passion of Drew, have you not?

20:25 Caller Yes, sir.

20:26 Adam Okay, you see? Any place with Mexico in it, as you've heard of the passion. Go ahead, Mike.

20:36 Caller Well, me and my girlfriend, we have a healthy sexual relationship. And it seems that I'm having sensitivity problems when I wear a condom. I mean, it's to the point now where we don't even have sex anymore because she doesn't really care all that much just because we have other ways to, like oral sex and all that stuff. And so that's fine. But I've seen a lot of other things in the store. When you go to buy condoms, there's all these other different means of contraceptive. And I just want to know if any of that stuff really works. You know, I mean, or because if it does.

21:17 Drew Wait, wait, hold on a second. Hold on a second.

21:19 Adam Ah, Drew, we don't need to really get to the bottom of everyone, do we? I would just move along a little bit.

21:25 Drew We can move on with this, but why isn't she, if it's all kind of, is this your wife or your girlfriend?

21:30 Caller Girlfriend.

21:31 Drew And how long have you been with her?

21:33 Caller About a year and a half.

21:34 Drew There was some data that came out. I think I keep hearing a smoke alarm out there, but.

21:38 Adam No, go ahead.

21:39 Drew There's some data that came out today. It's your smoldering pan shit setting up the smoke alarms across the country. But the Advocates for Youth group published some data today that showed that something like three quarters of all American young people will get an STD. Three quarters.

21:55 Adam Yeah, but wait, they count like each crab as one STD. Kids are fine.

22:03 Drew The most of it is Trichomonas, Chlamydia, and warts, obviously.

22:07 Adam Who gets the Trichomonas?

22:08 Drew Everybody.

22:09 Adam Everybody? What is Trichomonas? What is it?

22:11 Drew It's a little protozoan, it's a little bug. Yeah, it's a little animal.

22:15 Adam Who is it?

22:15 Drew A single-celled organism, it's nice. It's good times.

22:18 Adam What do you do with it? Where is it? You can't see it?

22:22 Drew No.

22:22 Adam Well, then that's just a flu. I'm talking about stuff that's got feelers.

22:29 Caller Yeah, you can feel it crawling around.

22:31 Adam Yeah, it moves.

22:32 Three Days Grace Unless it's green, I mean.

22:34 Drew If you look under the microscope, you can see it moving around.

22:36 Adam Oh, you can? Look, look at your pillow under the microscope, you'll vomit.

22:41 Caller I don't want anything under the microscope.

22:43 Adam You know what I like to do, I like it a little further away than we actually are. Our chick looks better when she's across the street and then you get up on her, it's like, hey, nice blackhead, you know?

22:52 Three Days Grace Yeah, good from far, far from good.

22:54 Adam This 2020 vision is not helping.

22:57 Three Days Grace No, it's overrated.

22:58 Adam Yeah, everyone has to be clear. I like to pull it back just a little bit, Drew. People look better, the fine lines, the wrinkles, they're gonna go away.

23:06 Three Days Grace You can just pluck your eyes out.

23:08 Drew Just pluck your eyes out, it's fine.

23:10 Adam I just want to take a little steel wool to them, that's all. Snow it over. You know when they do those commercials where Liz Taylor does one of her perfume commercials? She looks hot. But you see her in real life, she's a mess.

23:23 Three Days Grace Yeah, technology.

23:23 Adam That's what I want in my eyes all the time.

23:26 Three Days Grace Just drink more beer.

23:27 Caller I think everybody wants that, man. Yeah, have a couple drinks. Yeah, a couple Canadians.

23:32 Three Days Grace Drink some Molson, man. Hey, mom, if you want a sweet.

23:36 Caller Wow, you're really been looking good.

23:40 Adam I don't know what dad was thinking. He should have stung out.

23:45 Drew My question to Mike is A, why isn't she on the birth control pill? And B, what does he mean he has a sensitivity problem?

23:52 Caller Well, as far as like, she's not on the pill just because, dumbass.

24:02 Adam Oh, true. You see what happens.

24:04 Drew What's the sensitivity problem?

24:05 Adam When I stop talking and the caller starts.

24:06 Drew What's the sensitivity problem? Maybe we can find a good decent condom. What do you mean there's a sensitivity problem?

24:12 Caller Well, as far as the sensitivity problem, when I wear a condom, I just go limp. I mean, that's it. I mean.

24:19 Drew As soon as you put it on?

24:21 Adam No, you know, I mean, it'll last a little while, but hour seven, by hour seven.

24:26 Drew Do you try different brands, different sort of, there's always different.

24:30 Caller Yeah, the Ultra Thins and all that stuff, yeah. But I tried the animal skins seem to make any difference.

24:35 Drew Have you tried the so-called animal skin condom?

24:38 Caller No.

24:39 Drew Try that.

24:40 Adam I'm gonna try that.

24:40 Drew Try that.

24:41 Adam Get her on the pill, by the way. You guys have been together for a year and a half. That's a good plan.

24:45 Drew And the animal skin is not the best for the STD, but you know.

24:48 Adam We ain't been with the same chick for a couple of years now. You're fine.

24:53 Drew Have a good time.

24:54 Adam All right, Drew, stop thinking about that review.

24:56 Drew We're gonna go. No, I'm done. I'm done with it.

24:58 Adam Yeah, you say you're done, but your shoulders are still into it. Come on, buddy. Let's go now. You gotta break it down. You grab and eat. That's what I need you to grab. What are we doing? Three Days Grace here tonight. I've got Adam and Neil. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

25:18 1-800-LOVE-191.

25:21 Caller Every hour, two Americans under the age of 25 are infected with HIV. Protect yourself. Call toll free 1-866-344-KNOW.

25:40 Adam That's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Three Days Grace in the Night. Dave Navarro in Tomorrow Night. We talked to him about his high colonic he received on SMTV show.

25:56 Drew Yeah.

25:57 Caller What was this?

25:59 Drew On his reality TV show.

26:03 Adam He got a colonic, had to detoxify. I like the guys who slam metric tons of heroin need to get an animal to detoxify. How about you put the rig down?

26:15 Drew That'll detoxify.

26:16 Adam Here's a way to detoxify. Stop slamming dope. There you go.

26:20 Drew What a concept.

26:22 Adam He's good now though. He's clean, right?

26:25 Drew He loved this concept. It's so weird. People don't understand biology. They can convince themselves of all kinds of things.

26:31 Adam Well, okay. But let's talk about that for a second.

26:34 Drew I was just thinking about Narconon, who does this detoxification for drug addicts by putting them, cold darken them from drugs and putting them in a sweat box.

26:42 Adam You gotta sweat it out. Sweat out this toxin, sure. Let me explain something.

26:47 Drew You guys ever feel?

26:50 Adam Let me ask Adam and Neil here. You guys ever feel tired in the morning? Like the alarm goes off?

26:55 Drew Sometimes.

26:56 Adam And you don't wanna get out of bed? Okay, that's toxins. That's toxins that built up in your sister. See, we live in a very toxic environment. You take all those toxins and they build up and they start making you feel tired. Run down.

27:08 Drew Depress a little bit.

27:10 Adam Yeah, sometimes your back will hurt a little bit.

27:11 Drew And you're hungry all the time, all the time.

27:13 Adam You'll be hungry. There are times you'll be in a bad mood for no good reason. You find yourself getting a little tired around three, four in the afternoon sometimes. That's the toxin building up. You need to shove a hose up your ass. What we do is we take all those toxins and we flush them out. And then once you flush those toxins out.

27:32 Caller What do you mean by we? Is that what you and Drew?

27:35 Drew He runs the colonic center. I just want to remind people of Steve McQueen and him going down to get coffee enemas.

27:41 Adam Well, he already had cancer. He already had cancer.

27:44 Drew Yeah, but my point is he was gonna rid himself with the toxin.

27:47 Three Days Grace I don't know how cool it is to be walked in on our tour bus with a tube up my ass. So I don't know if really that's the right approach for me.

27:57 Adam We're very discreet. What I've done-

27:59 Drew I mean, it's a square, man.

28:02 Caller It's typical.

28:03 Adam What I do with my tube is I've dressed it up to look like a tiger tail.

28:08 Caller That's cool.

28:08 Adam That's totally cool. And then what I do is I put you in a pair of tiger stripes underpants. So it looks like a little tigger outfit. So the tube, which is actually disguised, just seems like it's a tail.

28:20 Caller See, you just can't even tell, really.

28:21 Adam You have no-

28:22 Caller It's really a discreet way of doing it.

28:24 Adam I know.

28:24 Caller It's how I got you.

28:25 Three Days Grace We know. It's healthy and fashionable. That's right.

28:31 Adam And I do, I have the tiger, I have the devil.

28:34 Three Days Grace For Halloween.

28:35 Adam I have the lemur. Yeah, I got anything that's a tail. Yeah, Drew, that would be funny if they just took that hose and they did put a little devil tail on it.

28:43 Drew Well, you were gonna invent novelty tampon strings, wasn't that you?

28:49 Adam Oh, yeah.

28:49 Drew That was one of your better ideas.

28:50 Adam Novelty tampon strings. You know, like a rat tail hanging out of there.

28:55 Three Days Grace Gotcha, gotcha.

28:56 Adam You know what I'm saying?

28:56 Three Days Grace Yeah, I'm with you, man.

28:58 Adam Just that chain thing that lamp pole would be nice. Fuse, maybe? It could actually paint it a little red like it was burning. Get an M-80 up here. Drew, this would be huge business. That's quite the idea.

29:16 Three Days Grace Don't go public with this, man. This is some serious cash.

29:19 Adam I'll tell you what. It's just, it doesn't leave this room.

29:21 Three Days Grace It does. We're gonna run to Canada. We're not live, are we? We can cut this out later, right?

29:27 Drew Test it in Norway.

29:27 Adam I'm just saying, I don't want to be coming up to Manitoba eight months from now and seeing these things hanging out every check. Who's out wearing a summer shirt? You understand?

29:36 Three Days Grace You're assuming that you're gonna be doing pretty well in Manitoba by the sounds of it.

29:40 Adam I'm just saying, I don't want this spreading across the border. This is something-

29:44 Drew Before you intend it to. We'll keep it under wraps, man.

29:46 Adam Right, this stays in this room. And here's the deal. I don't even have to manufacture the tampon. I just make the actual tail, the tail attachment, you know? So what? Whatever, the rat tail's nice. The rip cord, the lamp cord. What other ones were we talking about?

30:05 Three Days Grace Floss.

30:06 Adam Floss? Yeah, but I don't think it's gonna read. You know what I mean? It's gotta read.

30:12 Three Days Grace Yeah, but it's practical though.

30:15 Adam Oh, yeah, it's definitely practical, yeah.

30:17 Drew Getting back to some of the 70s humor. How about one of those raft, inflatable raft.

30:21 Three Days Grace It's gotta read.

30:21 Drew You gotta be able to know what that is, huh?

30:24 Adam Yeah, maybe a luggage tag. Maybe a concert lanyard, you know, backstage.

30:29 Caller Maybe one of those.

30:30 Drew That's a grouping.

30:31 Caller Yeah, one of those things that you pull out the back of a doll to actually get it going into like a little stream with it, like a pole thingy, you know.

30:37 Drew Right.

30:38 Caller That would work.

30:39 Drew That's good.

30:40 Adam You could be on the team. I'm in.

30:42 Caller The creative team. Not in the older team.

30:45 Adam No, you're an hourly guy. What's it gonna say?

30:49 Caller Alright, deal.

30:49 Adam Alright, well, let's work. There's even, yeah, there's, there's like, oh, even like, maybe there's like, there's like streamers and stuff that. Party party streamers. Party streamers.

31:00 Drew Toppers.

31:00 Adam This is huge, Drew. Huge. John?

31:04 Drew Yeah. Maybe some Christmas themes.

31:06 Adam Oh, sure. Oh, but we've hit all the holidays. That's Jewish holidays, religious holidays. John? Yeah. You're 16? Yep. What's up?

31:19 Caller Well, like I'm, I'm having sex with my girlfriend. We've been doing it for like a month now, two months. But we, like, when I'm like, I'll have one when she has like 15 to 20. Or beers.

31:40 Adam Wine cooler.

31:41 Caller Yeah.

31:43 Caller It's a damn lie and you know it!

31:45 Drew I think I figured out how to make your vision kind of blurry and foggy. Just go to Canada for a while.

31:50 Caller Clearly have that vision.

31:53 Drew John, listen, wait, hang on a second. There's a couple of things here. One is that's normal. Men are wired to have one and then they have some sort of refractory phase. Some women can continue over and over again without a refractory phase or a very short refractory phase. But John's been ruined.

32:10 Adam No, if what he says is true.

32:13 Drew No, no, he's confused.

32:15 Caller Yeah. All right.

32:18 Drew He wouldn't have done that.

32:19 Caller Come on.

32:19 Adam I don't like John.

32:20 Drew John, is this the truth?

32:24 Caller Fourteen, did you say, man?

32:25 Drew Sixteen.

32:25 Caller Sixteen.

32:26 Drew How old is your girlfriend?

32:27 Caller No.

32:27 Caller She's seventeen.

32:29 Caller Well, good.

32:30 Caller How many does she have?

32:31 Drew Twenty.

32:31 Caller Fifteen to twenty.

32:33 Caller Yeah, that's what I was asking.

32:34 Caller Fifteen to twenty.

32:34 Adam And also, women do have these sort of little mini multiples.

32:38 Drew No, no, no, no. This is the multiple. He has found the one percent or so that's.

32:42 Three Days Grace What kind of time span is that over? Twenty.

32:45 Drew It could be over ten minutes.

32:46 Adam Ten years.

32:46 Three Days Grace Really?

32:47 Drew Yeah, easily.

32:48 Adam Well, look. Okay. But here's what I'm saying.

32:50 Three Days Grace Okay.

32:50 Adam Here's what I'm saying. You can, please. You know, you can get hit with a shotgun, which is a bunch of little pellets, or you can just get hit with a big forty-four slug.

33:00 Drew You know what I mean?

33:01 Adam I get the feeling it's a bunch of little pellets here.

33:04 Drew I understand that's the way we want it to be.

33:06 Adam That's the way I know it to be.

33:09 Drew And that's the way it could be, but we can't ever really know, because the people that are like that, like John's girlfriend, don't know what it's like to be the one-time person and vice versa. You know, it's hard to really put yourself in that person's shoes or whatever.

33:23 Adam Yeah, the shoes aren't even in the room. They are in the kitchen.

33:28 Drew But John's right, though. John's got to keep in mind that the other women will not be like this.

33:33 Adam No, it's sad and fickle irony will rear its head and he's going to be with some woman who's like the Brinks truck and he's going to be sitting there trying to pick that safe for years and years and getting nothing. Be going down on her for like three days, zero. She's reading a People magazine. All right, back to the phones. Oh, what night is it, Drew?

33:59 Drew Must be Crank Gaggers night.

34:00 Adam Tuesday. 10.30 Comedy Central, Crank Gaggers.

34:03 Three Days Grace Good show.

34:04 Caller Great show.

34:05 Drew Did you watch my earlier episode?

34:07 Adam You guys like Crank Gaggers?

34:08 Three Days Grace Love it. Live for it.

34:09 Caller Big fan.

34:10 Three Days Grace Oh, really?

34:10 Drew And then you get the Never Heard Of Us.

34:12 Adam Well, I'm one of the creators of the show.

34:15 Caller Yeah.

34:16 Three Days Grace No way. You make the puppets and everything?

34:18 Adam Well, I'm actually part of the Styrofoam. Me and Jimmy and our other partner conceived the show.

34:25 Three Days Grace That's a great show. We get that in Canada.

34:28 Adam Oh, you do?

34:31 Caller In Comedy Central.

34:31 Adam I'm Mr. Burcham. I'm the woodshop teacher over there.

34:34 Caller Nice.

34:35 Adam Nice. That's right. Crank Yanker fans. You guys, see, I knew these guys were sharp. Remember I was saying, not out loud, but remember I was thinking, these guys were Walmart? You saw my thought bubble? All right. Let's play Germany or Florida. Michael? Hey, what's up? Here's how it's played, by the way. All bizarre stories either emanate from either Germany or Florida. They tell us the bizarre story. We say what came from Germany or Florida. Go ahead, Michael.

35:07 Caller Hey, first, Dr. Drew, I read your book. I loved it.

35:10 Drew Thank you, Michael.

35:11 Caller And, Adam, an idea for the, like, rat tail, you could have a phone cord coming out. It's a great idea.

35:18 Adam Yeah.

35:18 Drew Very nice.

35:20 Adam And you have, now, what dangles, you know, the twisty phone cord?

35:25 Drew The phone.

35:25 Adam Yeah, when you have a phone dangling, it's like a receiver plug.

35:28 Drew How about just the little thing that goes in the wall, that little snappy thing?

35:31 Adam Yeah, the snap thing would be good. Yeah, but it should be the one that plugs, it's the part that plugs into the phone, as if the receiver's out there.

35:39 Three Days Grace We should be able to place a call with it, then.

35:41 Adam Yeah, you can try. Hey, Michael?

35:44 Caller Yeah, I called last night and I blew my Germany or Florida question.

35:48 Adam Start off by saying a German man.

35:50 Caller But, luckily, I have, like, five more.

35:52 Adam All right, here we go.

35:53 Caller Okay, a bakery chain is selling round, pointed pastries called boobies. The shop has posters of a pinup girl advertising them. In one day alone, it sold over 13,000 boobies. But the city's women's representative said a number of women called her to vent their anger and outrage at the offer. The head of the local district authority has also called for boobies to be renamed. But the junior manager of the store chain says boobies are here to stay. He told the newspaper when we were coming up with the pastry and first baked it, one of our female employees suggested the name. They're not actually called boobies, but I wasn't allowed to say the name on air.

36:35 Three Days Grace Maybe because it's a German name?

36:36 Caller I was going to say it's English.

36:37 Drew There are English words here, so it's sort of tips.

36:40 Caller No, it was the one word that I couldn't say.

36:42 Drew Yeah. I know you were telling us that that to us has meaning. We know what that word is. The T word.

36:47 Adam The T word. We're not allowed to say that.

36:50 Three Days Grace Can you say that word?

36:52 Adam This country's a mess. I'm going with you guys when you let us do it.

36:56 Three Days Grace I don't think you can say it up there either. I don't even know if you could say boobies up there.

37:00 Adam I just want to go.

37:02 Caller You want to go to Manitoba. You want to see all those little pull string things they're doing up there.

37:08 Adam And I'd like to be in the band too.

37:10 Three Days Grace Cool.

37:10 Adam I just, I play the fish. Holl it out, fish. We don't have to mic me or anything.

37:16 Three Days Grace No.

37:16 Adam That's cool.

37:17 Drew Why don't you just be like the guy from the bus who'll just dance?

37:20 Adam Yeah, I like the dance and play the fish.

37:24 Caller All right.

37:24 Adam So, are we going Florida then? That's what I would be doing in the band. I do freestyle.

37:37 Caller Michael?

37:38 Caller Yeah.

37:39 Adam We're going with Florida.

37:40 Caller Okay. I hate to tell you guys, but you guys lose round two is Germany.

37:48 Drew Did you lead us down that path?

37:51 Caller What do you mean?

37:53 Drew Were you being honest about not being able to say the T word and all that stuff? Because that's smart.

37:58 Caller The screener told me I could say the T word.

38:01 Adam He's 16. He barely stringed together a sentence.

38:04 He reads at a fourth grade level.

38:06 Adam Diabolical child psychologist or something that's screwing with you, Drew? I know. I know because you got going on that and you forced me to go along with your evil ways. Hey, Michael.

38:17 Caller Yeah. Hey, I'm nervous.

38:19 Adam All right, buddy. No, no, no. Listen, I'm a big fan.

38:22 Caller I'm a big fan of you. I've been listening for six years.

38:27 Adam Look, you call back tomorrow night with the tiebreaker, okay? All right, buddy, boy. Good times. He's never going to get through. Let's take ourselves a little break.

38:38 Drew Yeah.

38:38 Adam Should we do that?

38:39 Drew Yeah, absolutely. I need a break.

38:41 Adam Feeling a little better now, though.

38:42 Drew Oh, better.

38:43 Adam Feeling better.

38:43 Drew Way better. Michael helped me out. He said he liked my book.

38:46 Adam Three Days Grace, everybody. In studio tonight. Okay, quick break. All right. 1-800-LOVE-191. 1--VE-191. Love these guys. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Three Days Grace in here tonight. Adam and Neil, both here representing. Yeah, they're gonna be doing Leno tomorrow night, and then Kilbourne on March 4th, and did Kimmel, and they rocked so hard, they were asked not to return. It was actually, it's, you know, the Kimmel's in an old building, and it's a historic building.

39:44 Drew Almost collapsed when I read about it.

39:45 Adam And the foundation, well, anyone who knows about that Seattle bridge, that suspension bridge that came undone in the 50s, knows about sonic waves and their destructive, how destructive they can be to the foundation of a building or structure. Yes, Drew?

40:03 Drew Especially on a historical street like Hollywood Boulevard is a big deal.

40:07 Adam Right. You guys are going to have to rock elsewhere. Yeah.

40:11 Three Days Grace Why is that? Is that basically shutting that place down or something?

40:13 Adam No, it's just, it's just, you rock so hard, you crack the foundation.

40:18 Three Days Grace Yeah.

40:18 Drew That's, they're going to Leno.

40:22 Adam Well, it's a steel and wood frame building over there. It's much, it's much more able to accept rock. It's a rock.

40:28 Caller Yeah, it can handle the rock. It's rock acceptable.

40:32 Adam Speaking of the Kimmel Show over there, you know, the Academy Awards are across the street.

40:37 Drew Oh my God.

40:38 Adam All this stuff sounds exciting until you have to try to get to work. Oh. And it's just streets closed off. Every parking lot is, got a, got a satellite truck in it and it's just no getting anywhere. Just the whole, it's one big cluster F, the entire block. And then it's just like a crazy security. And the thing about the security is, is you work there, but now they decided it was important that there's security now. So you have trouble getting in your own building because they decided security was going to be beefed up. So it's like, oh, it's just, oh, the streets and it's one big grid.

41:14 Three Days Grace Doesn't it go on for like a week or something? It's just like craziness for.

41:17 Adam Yeah. I mean, it's, it's been going on. Yes. It started yesterday. And it's obviously the Academy Awards are on Sunday and then they'll start tapering down like Monday, but it's just a pain in the ass. Kurt.

41:30 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

41:32 Adam 17.

41:34 Caller I actually had a Germany or Florida, but I'll call back later. Cause I figured, you know, I'd forgot to mention that. So yeah, I had a quick question on a Agne medication.

41:45 Adam What kind?

41:46 Caller Agne.

41:46 Adam Oh, Agne.

41:48 Caller Agne, Agne. So you said Agne.

41:54 Caller What exactly like a...

41:55 Adam Wait a minute. How are you pronouncing that?

41:57 Caller Acne.

41:58 Drew Okay.

41:58 Adam There you go.

41:59 Caller All right. But what exactly are the like side effects and could those be made worse by smoking?

42:07 Drew Which medicine?

42:08 Caller I frankly, I'm just starting to look into it. So I really don't like what are the most. I mean, I wouldn't know what the common one is.

42:14 Drew What do you mean you're looking into it? Like you haven't, have you seen a dermatologist yet?

42:18 Caller No, but I have chronic Agne. So I'm looking at it.

42:20 Drew Okay, well, see the dermatologist and they'll tell you what to do. You shouldn't be looking into it. Yeah, that's gonna, you.

42:28 Caller Here there's a huge misunderstanding.

42:29 Drew Listen, it's fine to educate yourself so you understand the terminology. You can ask good questions. There's a gigantic difference between familiarizing yourself with the facts and the wisdom of years of experience treating and using these substances.

42:42 Caller How old is Kurt?

42:43 Drew Because the stuff people come to.

42:44 Adam He's 17.

42:45 Caller I'm just saying.

42:46 Caller He's a little bit concerned about getting in front of somebody that's going to look at it and check it out.

42:51 Drew There's no reason that acne, people should have acne today.

42:54 Adam Agne.

42:54 Drew Agne. Agne is completely manageable today. And whether or not they use an antibiotic or an antibiotic lotion or retin-A or benzoyl peroxides or take you all the way to Accutane, they will take you through a series of steps of treatment to more and more powerful kinds of interventions, ultimately possibly using Accutane, which is a medicine that sort of has a controversial history. It works spectacularly. It's extreme. I was on it for a while. Unbelievably effective.

43:24 Adam Dispository?

43:26 Drew The enema. Oh, it's in flushes. Great. But it has nefarious side effects, including back pain and depression and fatigue and things like that. For me, it caused like attentional problems.

43:39 Adam It's got nothing to do with your diet or anything, right?

43:42 Drew Nothing.

43:43 Adam Now, what? Hold on a second. You know, what year were we born in? And did we grow up in? I mean, I got seven years of Pop Warner football under my belt where the coaches thought water was bad for you. But what are we? Wait, in the 1450s? You know, it's the late 70s, for Christ's sake. You know, it's like, don't eat that pizza. You'll get a zit. What?

44:06 Caller How much didn't we know?

44:08 Drew People make their careers by staking this flag in the ground and saying, this is this, I'm making a declaration. From now on, pasta is the only thing you have to eat. From now on, no fat. Chocolate causes zits. If you want to really know what to do, just like sort of read something that somebody wrote in the 18th century. And just so sensible stuff. People that get zits.

44:32 Adam People that get zits get zits. That's because they eat chocolate.

44:36 Drew No, they get them because they're genetics. They're hormonal issues, but it's their body.

44:41 Adam Absolutely.

44:41 Drew It's a bit, there's a bacteria called propionibacterium, and all the scrubbing and all the diet and all the water.

44:49 Adam You drink more water. You're not drinking enough water.

44:51 Drew Well, they decided we don't need to do that while we diet either.

44:53 Caller Remember that you gotta drink 12 glasses of water for dieting.

44:56 Caller I think Kurt mentioned smoking as well. He was wondering if that was a...

45:00 Drew It depends what the treatment is. And really it's not like birth control pills for women. It's a whole different spectrum of treatment.

45:06 Adam So the point is, there's something you can do about it.

45:07 Drew There's absolutely no reason to back me today.

45:10 Adam I'll tell you what to do with that stuff, fellas. You gotta drop a pin in them. You gotta lance them. Here's the key, everybody.

45:18 Three Days Grace Make sure you're smoking when you do this, too.

45:20 Adam Yeah. Oh yeah, you cauterize the wound with the end of the butt.

45:24 Three Days Grace That's exactly it.

45:25 Adam Because they'll fester on you. You gotta close it up.

45:27 Three Days Grace You gotta burn that down.

45:28 Adam Yeah, I mean, you could spread a little sulfur on there. That'll work too. But if you got a butt on you, pssst. But listen, Dr. Drew, I swear to Christ, this is what you do, everybody. You drop, you find, okay, there's one pore that's effed up and that's it. If you got just a regular zit, there's one, there's one papa pore, one king pore. You got it, you drop it into that pore and it'll feel like you're pricking the outside of a grape with it and then it'll drop in. When it drops in and you don't feel it and it's just dropping in, that's pay dirt. Okay, and you drop it in that pore. Then don't pound on it. Don't knuckle it.

46:04 Pull it apart a little bit.

46:06 Adam Just drain it out. Get it emptied out of there. Then you just put a little dab of that oxy-10 on it and you're cool. That's what you do with a zit. Don't pile on it.

46:13 Drew Or the oxy-1000 that you put on one time.

46:16 Adam Well, I figured out when I was doing a little body work on my car in high school. Oh, wait a minute, I didn't have a car in high school. Thanks, Dad. When I was doing a little body work after high school that the drying agent in the Bondo body filler was a 90% benzoyl peroxide. So I dabbed a little of the Bondo body filler. You primed your face. I primed my face and it was that rust colored prime. Yeah, 90% as opposed to 10%. What the hell, do the math.

46:43 Three Days Grace So what happened? It ain't through the state.

46:47 Adam I look great, right? What do you mean, what happened?

46:55 Three Days Grace Stay in school, stay in that auto shop, class kids.

46:58 Adam Three Days Grace, how dare he? Three Days Grace in the studio tonight we'll take a quick break, we'll be right back.

47:06 Alright guys, here's the deal. Look in the hook up, call the Dateline. Stick a waist in time with the wrong person, call the Dateline.

47:12 Caller One call is all you need to make.

47:14 Call the Dateline. 1-877-889.

47:54 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Dave Nefaro in here tomorrow night. You know, I'm from Jane's Addiction and Red Hot Chili Peppers and from the Enema Clinic.

48:10 Drew And his reality show.

48:11 Adam Oh, his reality show, yeah. Till death do us part, I think. And by the way, we've had the two of them on separately.

48:18 Drew Many times.

48:19 Adam Maybe together, can't remember. But couldn't be happier for the two of them. Yeah. Both people have been through a lot, but really good people.

48:27 Drew No, a lot of people don't, I get that relationship completely.

48:30 Adam Yeah. Yeah, and it doesn't seem manufactured.

48:34 Drew No, no, no.

48:35 Adam Yeah, yeah, yeah.

48:36 Drew That's good.

48:37 Adam No? So you're saying it is.

48:38 Drew It's good.

48:39 Adam It's good.

48:39 Drew No, no, no, it's not manufactured.

48:41 Adam Are you putting a curse on it then?

48:43 Caller No.

48:43 Adam All right, we'll talk to you.

48:44 Drew That'll make sure it survives.

48:46 Adam That's right. I put a curse on, who did I put a curse on?

48:50 Caller No doubt.

48:50 Adam I put a curse on, no doubt, 40 million records ago and possibly 50 Grammys ago, maybe $700 billion ago. The curse was put on before any of this. You guys should pray I put a curse on you.

49:09 Three Days Grace Yeah, man. We're hoping. We're hoping.

49:11 Drew They came here with that in mind.

49:12 Caller That was quite the curse, man.

49:13 Three Days Grace That's why we're here.

49:15 Adam We could get a lot of bands in here just for their management, just to show up to Corolla. But here's the thing, you can't ask me to put the curse on you.

49:24 Caller You can't make them angry.

49:25 Adam I have to put the curse on you because if it's just a sort of manufactured curse, it's not going to work.

49:30 Three Days Grace No.

49:31 Adam You understand? Because there's forces. There's forces at work.

49:35 Three Days Grace I got you.

49:38 Adam It's the difference between chugging a beer and doing one of those huge belches and then doing that kind of belch where you go, you know, it sounds all tinny.

49:47 Three Days Grace When you're trying too hard. Yeah.

49:49 Adam It doesn't, it's not organic.

49:50 Three Days Grace No.

49:51 Adam Let's move forward with the show. What do you say there, Drew?

49:53 Drew What a good idea.

49:54 Adam Three Days Grace in studio tonight. We're going to hear something else on Three Days Grace. The CD and the band. We'll hear everything. And just a couple of calls. Let's start with Jennifer, who's 17. Jennifer?

50:07 Hello?

50:08 Adam What's happening?

50:10 Well, I can't orgasm when I'm having sex with my boyfriend.

50:16 Drew During intercourse?

50:17 Yes.

50:18 Drew That is normal, right? Very few women can ever do that.

50:23 Adam None, ever.

50:24 Drew Like 40%.

50:26 Adam Yeah, how many percent?

50:28 Drew 40%.

50:29 Adam Oh, that would suggest there's millions of women who can. Yeah. No, no.

50:34 Caller 40% can't?

50:36 Drew Can.

50:36 Caller Can.

50:37 Drew 60% cannot. Yeah, try 600%, jackass. Men think a vagina is some sort of inside-out penis. It is not. It functions totally differently.

50:52 Adam And by the way, I don't think of a vagina as an inside-out penis. Otherwise, I would have difficulty penetrating it with my right side in penis. You understand?

51:00 Drew Yes, I get it.

51:02 Three Days Grace I need to not think about that.

51:03 Adam Yeah, I need to not think about that too. I think of it as a scrotum sack that's been tucked in.

51:09 Three Days Grace Yeah, so that works for me too.

51:11 Drew Yeah.

51:12 Caller That's a little bit easier to handle.

51:13 Adam Yeah, like hitting a Crown Royal sack.

51:14 Drew But you guys expect it to respond like a penis in some way. It be nice.

51:18 Caller Yeah, that'd be cool.

51:19 Drew Jennifer, most women, a significant majority, up to about the age of 22, don't have orgasm at all. And the rest of one's life, only a certain percentage are able to do it during intercourse. I don't know how to answer questions like that when I just went through a whole litany.

51:36 Adam It just gave you the whole thing, Debbie.

51:38 Caller You're cool.

51:39 Adam You know, it's good times. Hey, look, you're not the only one on the planet.

51:44 Caller You know what I mean?

51:45 Drew Pretty much everybody, except for the ones that are ruining it. They're using them all up.

51:48 Adam Right, there's other chicks that are, they're bogart in the orgasms. And it's okay, the ones that have 20 in 10 minutes, like this one that called early in the night, and then you got ones you couldn't shake one out of them if you backed your truck into her. You know what I mean?

52:06 Caller Kind of, you know what you're meanin.

52:07 Adam Well, you know what I'm sayin, you know? It's like they won't come loose. It's like one of those vending machines that you just do, where you can't get your Snickers, just bangin it, just throw your shoulder into it.

52:16 Three Days Grace Just keep givin it money and...

52:18 Adam Keep feedin the quarters into it, throwin the shoulder, the knee, the hip in, you know, throw the hip check into it, it's still nothin, just starts rocking back and forth.

52:30 Three Days Grace I love vending machines.

52:31 Adam Layla?

52:33 Three Days Grace Yeah, I know.

52:34 Hi.

52:35 Adam I love when people go at them. I love when you just see a guy assaulting a vending machine, you know, along. What's happening, Layla?

52:44 Oh, when I'm done with my question, can my friend Raquel ask an important question too?

52:50 Adam All right, but hurry. Now.

52:52 I have a question about birth control.

52:54 Drew Yeah.

52:55 Like, the patch. Uh-huh. Is it the same, like, does it have the same effects as, like, normal birth control?

53:02 Drew Yes, same.

53:03 Adam But you have to put it over your hole.

53:06 Drew No, you have to put it on your arm once a week.

53:08 Adam Oh, well, if it's on your arm, if it's on the arm, then it goes way down.

53:11 Drew What could they do?

53:12 Adam Well, significantly less effective when it's on the arm.

53:15 Drew I see.

53:16 Yeah.

53:18 Adam Oh, same.

53:19 Okay, so it can go in, like, three different places, right? Yeah.

53:28 Caller Hi, Adam. Hi, Dr. Drew. Hey, Three Days Grace. I love you guys.

53:32 Three Days Grace Cool. What's going on, Raquel?

53:34 Caller Not much. My boyfriend, like, used to do drugs a lot or so he tells me. And, like, he goes into these, like, spaz moods where, like, he said he popped his back and it released LSD into his system and he gets really mean and, like, drives really crazy. And, like, it really, like, pisses me off.

53:54 Adam He's a keeper.

53:55 Drew Something very, very special. Very wrong with him.

53:59 Caller Like, um, Dr. Drew, like, popping your back wouldn't release LSD into your system.

54:05 Drew No, that has absolutely nothing to do with it. But you can have...

54:08 Adam If fart, you could release some into the society. You're staying behind a junkie? Yeah.

54:15 Drew You can have flashbacks and flashbacks, some people believe, is LSD being released from the fat stores. People don't really know what a flashback is, for sure. But the bottom line is you have somebody, you're dealing with somebody who is very disturbed.

54:29 Adam Yeah, but let me say this about a flashback, anything your mind has experienced multiple times, doesn't it re-experience that?

54:37 Drew And can it learn to do that?

54:38 Adam No, what I'm saying is, you have pictures of experiences you've had, not drug experiences, or the, you know.

54:47 Drew Memories, screen memories.

54:49 Adam For sure, free-basing, back when it was fashionable. Who didn't? When he was a, you know, he was a passionate man, he was passionate about the crack pipe as well. But the point is, is if you had, here's the thing, I've been high on mushrooms a couple of times, you know? I know what it's like to be high on mushrooms. If I thought about it, I could sort of be high on mushrooms.

55:10 Drew Yes, but these people actually go into psychotic states.

55:14 Adam Oh really?

55:15 Drew They just go, they're out, they'll start driving off cliffs and stuff.

55:17 Adam That'd be nice.

55:18 Three Days Grace Maybe he's just dropping acid.

55:20 Drew No, he's, first of all, it's not okay, just because you're irritable to act out on friends or girlfriends. So that suggests he's got some character problems. Secondly, he's a severe abuser and probably an addict. He's not treated. He may not be using right now, but he certainly, undoubtedly is. So you got a real serious problem in your hands.

55:38 Adam All right, now feel free to break up with him.

55:41 Drew Have a good time.

55:42 Adam April?

55:43 Yeah.

55:44 Adam You're 18? Just had a baby?

55:49 Caller All right, the thing, like, okay, I've always, you know, obviously had a sex drive and then, you know, I know that I've never had an orgasm because I'm pretty sure I would know what it felt like.

56:00 Drew Yes.

56:00 Caller And, but now after I've had my baby, my sex drive has just like doubled, but I still believe that I haven't had an orgasm. And I was wondering if, like, why would my sex drive go, you know, increase more even though I'm not having an orgasm?

56:16 Drew Well, the sex drive is a separate issue from orgasmic function. And the sex drive is up because you probably have higher levels of circulating progesterone and androgens, male hormones, at this point in time. It's very unpredictable how people respond to pregnancy. It's massive hormonal changes, massive the changes your body's under. So most women experience increased sex drive during the pregnancy, sort of peaking in the last trimester and then a sudden, and then a drop off after the baby's born.

56:46 Adam Having a baby and never having an orgasm is like, you know, getting crabs and not getting laid. You know?

56:54 Drew Or getting syphilis or something a little more serious.

56:58 Adam Ah, come on, don't undermine me, please. Herpes, herpes. Yeah, well, yeah, but okay. All right, you might be right. But don't get any momentum from it or anything. Because I don't want you talking. All right, April? Yeah. Yeah. Where's the guy? You got a boyfriend?

57:19 Caller How's he doing? He, you know, like, I tell him that I do because I don't want him to feel like it's him.

57:25 Drew Well, April, look, you've got to stop that because you're never going to have one then. You have to get him to start doing what it ever is you need to get you going in that direction.

57:36 Caller Tell him straight up, for sure.

57:39 Drew Absolutely. Guys, aim to please. Just listen, you're the one being deprived of this and you're going to start resenting him.

57:45 Adam Oh, yes.

57:46 Drew Soon enough.

57:47 Adam Yeah, probably already started. And are you guys going to get married or what's going on?

57:54 Caller We're just kind of seeing how things go first.

57:58 Adam Take it slow. Crank out another kid or two. And see where the relationship goes.

58:02 Drew It's not his child. Good times for you.

58:05 Adam Forgive me. I'm so naive. It's like, you know, if she was 21, I would have assumed for sure it wasn't his kid, but at 18, it's like, how many, where do you go? Yeah.

58:17 Drew Where you've been, it's really more so.

58:18 Caller Oh, where's the dad? Oh, he's got, this is the fifth kid I found out, so, you know, apparently the fifth one just don't mean as much as the rest of them, so.

58:26 Adam Oh, I'm sure he treats the first four like royalty.

58:30 Three Days Grace As soon as it hits five, you gotta draw the line.

58:32 Adam Yeah, hold my beer so I can backhand you. Don't spill it this time, you're getting another one.

58:39 Caller Yeah, but no, no, I chose him not to be in a child's life.

58:42 Adam That's, that's very good.

58:44 Drew I've been smoking a lot of pot now, April. You know, you smoke a lot of pot.

58:48 Caller Yeah, I did.

58:49 Drew Did you smoke pot the whole time you were pregnant? You can hear that in her voice or laugh.

58:56 Caller Thank God.

58:57 Adam But she didn't find out she was pregnant until the eighth month.

58:59 Drew She's laughing, she's like. When you're, when you're smoking a lot of pot, you can't even muster a laugh.

59:04 Caller No, I just, I've always laughed like that.

59:07 Drew I smoke a lot. April, how did I know you smoked a ton of weed? I could tell it immediately. And laugh, yeah.

59:12 Adam All right, all right, April. No homeschooling, no homeschooling.

59:16 Caller So, there's nothing that I, I mean, can do to.

59:19 Drew Yes, yes, April, you can tell your.

59:23 Caller Everybody I've ever been with, I've never had an orgasm.

59:26 Drew Yeah, you never give them a chance. You don't, you don't bring them along. You gotta tell them what it is you need.

59:31 Caller Well, no, because I have done that before, but it just, it seemed pointless because it wasn't, you know, it's just what.

59:36 Caller Well, it's not, you know, you know what it is that you need?

59:38 Adam You need oral sex, right?

59:41 Caller I don't, I don't really like that too much.

59:43 Drew Oh, really? Well, that's where it's gonna happen.

59:45 Caller You got a sister?

59:47 Caller Gonna what?

59:48 Drew That's where this is gonna happen.

59:49 Adam That's where it is, sorry. Hey, listen, what are you using for birth controls? All right, how about you get a little more realistic about that? You're gonna get pregnant again, all right?

1:00:02 Caller Well, yeah, you know, I understand that, but I just don't like putting all those extra chemicals in my body when I.

1:00:07 Adam Right, you don't mind blowing a little spleef five, six times a day. And, and. What's the problem with that? Stop calling this show and insulting me with your lack of intelligence.

1:00:18 Drew And the risk of pregnancy is vastly more serious than the risk of these pills.

1:00:23 Adam Meanwhile, she's buying a quarter from some Jamaican dude at the park. That's, it's probably filled with like paraquat and, and, you know, baby laxative. And it's probably been, you know, nice. It's bathed in bat guana. Please, just buy some weed, some guy with that dreads who rides a zipper scooter to meet you out in the park, just sells you and just smoke that out of a Pepsi can. And, oh, you're real particular about what goes to your temple.

1:00:54 Three Days Grace Some of that bat guana is pretty heavy though. Yeah, I know.

1:00:57 Adam It's what they use, Drew, you know? It's bat crap.

1:01:00 Drew In what?

1:01:01 Adam It's the fertilizer for the weed.

1:01:03 Drew Fantastic. So you get something called histoplasmosis.

1:01:05 Adam Yeah.

1:01:06 Caller That's good. That sounds good.

1:01:11 Adam If that's, what is that, Drew?

1:01:13 Drew It's sort of a fungus-like thing. It's nice.

1:01:16 Adam Smoking badass? Mm-hmm.

1:01:19 Three Days Grace That's badass weed, man.

1:01:20 Adam Yeah, you fart, the bat signal comes out. Yeah, it's awesome, man. That's great when you're high. Okay, listen, these guys, by the way, this guy with his fifth kid, why don't we go around these a-holes up and just put a bullet in their head for the sake of society? Yeah. I preach about it almost nightly, but it's really...

1:01:41 Caller You should invite them in, Adam, and have them on the show.

1:01:43 Drew And then kill them?

1:01:44 Adam I should...

1:01:44 Caller And then just kind of take care of them here.

1:01:46 Adam I should invite them in like the Germans invited the Jews in the shower. Come on, get clean. That's right, there you go, relax. That's what we need to do with these guys.

1:01:56 Caller I think so.

1:01:57 Adam Yeah, it's like, there's really 1% of the country just effing it for everybody else. Just whether it's the guy who chucks the beer bottle at the ball game, so now I got to drink out of a plastic cup because now I can't be trusted because this a-hole got drunken through the bottle. Whether, whatever security stuff you have to go through, whatever stuff, whatever laws on the road there are, all this, all the taxes, all that, it's always, it's one guy, it's one guy who can't keep his dork in his pants, it's one guy who doesn't know how to act when he's in public. It's this one guy, and now for that, we can all just suffer. We can all be treated like eight year olds. That's it. We gotta, I just, is there repercussions that we could bring against these guys?

1:02:42 Caller Is there something we can do? Is there a way to take care of a small percentage of them?

1:02:45 Adam Yes. Can we stop-

1:02:47 Drew Well, and the growing percentage of screwed up kids there have been.

1:02:49 Adam Can we stop protecting these guys? Can we just start snuffing them out, moving forward? And here's the thing, you know, everyone's like, well yeah, but what happens when that guy's you?

1:02:58 Caller That's not gonna be me!

1:03:02 Adam I'm not gonna break into someone's car and steal their crap. I'm not gonna knock up a bunch of 18 year olds in the Midwest. I'm not gonna do any of that. And neither's anyone who's listening. Well, not to this show, but normal people aren't gonna F up. You know what I'm saying? Let's just start putting a boot down on these guys. Society, I'm moving to Canada. Good God. Come on up, man. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm moving to Canada. And then I'm gonna get the Canadians together and we're going to Mexico. We're gonna kick the Mexicans over to Canada. All right? I'm with you. We'll take Mexico and we'll get that country ship shape. And just to matter, because let me tell you about Mexico. That Mexico, that's like, it's like some, you know, it's like when the rich parents kick off and the slacker kids move back in the house, they just sit around smoking and they're screwing us. They put a sofa out on the floor.

1:03:52 Caller Wait a minute, that's the house that you bought.

1:03:54 Adam Yeah, that's my point. I'm moving in and renovating. Mexicans, you move out of Mexico for a couple of years. Let me and the Canadians fix up the country. We'll let you come back. If things work out, we'll keep you there.

1:04:08 Caller Yeah, sure, sure.

1:04:09 Adam A little cold weather over there. You can learn about curling. Put some hair on your chest. And mousse and stuff like that.

1:04:16 Caller And the guess who. We can listen to the guess who nonstop.

1:04:19 Adam You learn about the guess who. Speaking of bands. We'll clean things up, put some concrete down on the streets. Get the good sanitation system back on. Clean up the government. Well, we don't have to clean up the government. They're going with you.

1:04:33 Three Days Grace Let's just start with some pavement.

1:04:35 Adam That's right. Well, first, we pave. That's right. Then we drink. Yeah, if you guys play your cards right, you come back, you vacation a couple of weeks out of the year. But that's right back to Canada. That would be a plan. Mexico with Canadian. Utopia, right? All right. Food's going to suck though. Yeah. We have to do something about that. You guys are going to screw that food all up.

1:04:57 Three Days Grace Yeah, maybe.

1:04:58 Adam We're going to leave a handful behind.

1:05:00 Caller We'll leave a few Mexicans there to cook.

1:05:04 Drew Bring the French Canadians down to run the food.

1:05:07 Three Days Grace Okay. Don't get silly now. You don't have to get out of hand here.

1:05:10 Adam I don't know, but I like the Mexican food. That's I don't want to eat the French Canadian cuisine in Mexico. We're going to leave some guys to cook.

1:05:20 Three Days Grace So you're saying you like mayonnaise on your freedom fries. Is that what you're saying?

1:05:24 Adam Come on, Drew. We are going to hear ourselves a little song from Three Days Grace. What song is that we're going to hear? Ah, I know. Wait a minute. Oh yeah. I knew it was given to me. You queued up there. It's also a name of the CD, by the way, Three Days Grace. This one is called Just Like You. Three Days Grace, everybody. Probably gone gold by now. We're gonna take ourselves a little bit... break. A little break. Be back with Adam and Neil, and Drew, and me, and you. Dude, you got issues. Call Loveline.

1:09:11 Caller 800-LOVE-191.

1:09:28 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Three Days Grace in studio tonight. Adam and Neil, both here representing the band. It's also the name of the debut CD, which is out, going gold. All right, poor band. They don't get MTV up at Canada. Why don't you get MTV in Canada?

1:09:48 Caller You know, there's always been, in Canada, it's been like much music. So it's just a Canadian thing.

1:09:55 Adam Is it a matter of sort of they're protective over things that are created in Canada or created elsewhere coming into Canada?

1:10:03 Caller I think it's definitely, yeah, they try to keep it sort of Canadian, if they can.

1:10:07 Three Days Grace Trying to keep a scene up there.

1:10:09 Adam No, cannot have. Try this beverage. It's goat based.

1:10:15 Caller No, cannot have.

1:10:17 Drew How about different cultures?

1:10:19 Adam Oh, different cultures. No MTV. All right, no, that's what happens. You guys ever eat any Middle Eastern food out here? You get the kebabs or the shawarma or the falafel? The falafel guy.

1:10:35 Caller Yeah, I like them too.

1:10:37 Adam Great food, horrible people. Picture going in a falafel place and having a guy go, hi, how you doing? Please come again. My pleasure serving you. Close your eyes and picture that.

1:10:54 Drew I'm hearing something different.

1:10:55 Caller I'm hearing, no, not all right.

1:11:00 Three Days Grace I'm just hungry for falafel now. Thanks a lot.

1:11:02 Adam Falafel's nice.

1:11:04 Three Days Grace Hot sauce.

1:11:04 Caller We order in some falafels and shawarmas.

1:11:07 Adam You do falafel with the hot sauce?

1:11:09 Three Days Grace Oh yeah, I'm all over the hot sauce.

1:11:10 Adam I like the tahini sauce or that sort of creamy stuff. I never do it with the hot sauce.

1:11:16 Three Days Grace Tzatziki.

1:11:18 Caller There you go.

1:11:19 Three Days Grace You can do both, man. You can mix that stuff up.

1:11:21 Adam I'll make a suicide.

1:11:22 Three Days Grace Yeah.

1:11:23 Adam Drew, you don't do it? No. You don't? Why not?

1:11:26 Drew I'm just not familiar with it. I'm not sure that I would.

1:11:29 Adam You didn't do the falafel?

1:11:30 Drew Remember we went out with System of a Down, had all that food?

1:11:32 Adam Yeah.

1:11:32 Drew Did we have falafel there? No.

1:11:34 Adam Yeah.

1:11:34 Drew We did.

1:11:35 Adam I don't know. I got drunk.

1:11:37 Drew Yeah.

1:11:37 Adam Who's System of a Down, Drew? Yeah, we went out with System of a Down and had some, where did we go?

1:11:43 Drew Glendale.

1:11:44 Adam Yeah. We had Armenian food. It's all the same crap. It's just a bunch of goats fried over the open flame and everyone gets drunk.

1:11:50 Three Days Grace It kind of hurts in the morning, too.

1:11:53 Adam Yeah, a lot of grape leaves and stuff like that, a lot of shawarma.

1:11:57 Three Days Grace Just the name shawarma.

1:11:59 Adam Baba ganoush and stuff. I just like to order baba. I try to order that Italian place, you know? It's just fun ordering stuff called baba ganoush. Bree? And by the way, the giro versus the hero versus the giro controversy, it's never been settled to my satisfaction.

1:12:17 Three Days Grace I'm going to go with giro. No.

1:12:20 Adam Yeah, but you sound like an ugly American when you do that giro.

1:12:23 Three Days Grace Give me one of those giro's.

1:12:25 Adam And then people swear it's a giro or a hiro.

1:12:28 Caller I'm pretty sure it's a iro. Like a hero. Like a hero.

1:12:37 Three Days Grace But with not pronouncing the H, that's not even there.

1:12:39 Drew Yeah, jumping into this contradiction.

1:12:41 Adam Not been there? Drew, it's solid food.

1:12:45 Caller Yeah, that's good.

1:12:46 Caller I think you don't know.

1:12:48 Adam Bree? Yeah, it's a little lamb heavy. Bree?

1:12:53 Caller Yeah?

1:12:54 Adam You're 18?

1:12:55 Caller Yes, I am.

1:12:56 Adam What's going on?

1:12:58 Caller Nothing much right now. But yeah, I just want to know, like, what do you guys like? Small or big boobs? Because I have big boobs and I've had people turn me down because my boobs are too big. Bouncy, bouncy.

1:13:15 Adam A lot of them gay guys don't like the big boobs. No, guys never turned you down because your boobs were too big. The guys have turned you down because your ass is too big.

1:13:27 Caller Oh, thanks.

1:13:31 Adam Well, no, I'm just trying to sort of tune you in.

1:13:34 Caller It definitely varies. It varies, you know. I mean, it's, you know.

1:13:38 Drew This is the thing that we've talked so far tonight about all these different arousal and sexual responses that women have and I'm confusing that as for men. Well, the confusing thing to women is men are completely visually preoccupied and no two men have the same exact visual preoccupations in terms of what attracts them. There are certain things you kind of can't go wrong with that there's sort of a consensus about but even then there's some diversity among what guys are going to go after.

1:14:06 Adam Yeah, there is. I mean, I think you can take your sort of Charlize Theron's of the world and we can all say all right count me in on that one but on the other hand, there are guys who you know taste very but there's the Jennifer Garner's and the Charlize Theron's all right. Everyone agrees I'll cat F them.

1:14:25 Drew Yeah, but right. But if they were in a room and they were trying to date somebody and go where they made their sweet spot is real narrow.

1:14:32 Adam Well, look, no, no, no. Here's the thing. Guys can all agree on, let's say a nice car and would definitely like to have that car, even if they were American guy, they would drive a Ferrari.

1:14:43 Drew Yeah.

1:14:43 Adam Just because. But but we can all agree on what's ugly to feel the only view me if they've been driving a Ferrari for a few years as well, they're going to want to try a different car.

1:14:53 Caller And I think that's got a little bit to do with it as well. You know.

1:14:56 Adam Yeah. But but women mistakenly think that guys all like huge cans and they don't. Right. That is what's wrong with the guys.

1:15:05 Three Days Grace I think it has a lot to do with the presentation to where they're where they're sitting.

1:15:09 Adam Right.

1:15:09 Caller I think that's key and how they're sitting.

1:15:12 Adam So so here's the deal. Even though even though this is a misnomer that all guys like big boobs, the idea that you've been turned down because they're big, there's got to be more to that story.

1:15:25 Caller Well, like, people always say like different things like, oh, yeah, your boobs are nice. Or they'd be like, whoa, man, your boobs are like way too big. You know, I prefer the little one. Well, I'm like, what?

1:15:35 Adam Well, what size? What sizes? Give us your dimensions.

1:15:39 Caller Well, I'm almost a double D.

1:15:42 Drew How tall are you?

1:15:43 Caller Right now? I'm like 5'9, 5'10.

1:15:46 Adam How tall were you yesterday? Yeah.

1:15:48 Caller And how tall are you going to be tomorrow?

1:15:50 Adam You're 5'9. How much do you weigh?

1:15:54 Caller I don't know, like, probably like 1'60-something, 1'70.

1:15:58 Adam All right. Hold on. Let me do a little quick radio math. 1'60-something, 1'70. Doesn't know. Doesn't know. So, let's see. 5'9, 1'60-something, 1'70.

1:16:13 Caller I can't divide it by...

1:16:14 Adam What's 2 times 7 is what? 14. And 1 and 3 is what? 4. And 2 and 2 is? 4. And 5 minus 1 is?

1:16:27 Drew 4.

1:16:30 Adam And 4 and a half plus a half is what? All right. I got 5, 7, and 27, 64, and 191.

1:16:44 Drew Yeah.

1:16:45 Three Days Grace And that's the magic number.

1:16:46 Adam And by the way, remember when I said earlier yesterday that big boobs translates into, your boobs are too big translates into your ass is too big? That's what's going on here. Brie? Yeah. All right. So here's the deal. You could probably lose a couple of pounds. And look, I'm not trying to give you a condition. Here's what I'm saying. Women call up, they got questions about guys. Here's the number one thing a guy don't want to see. Fat chick. Okay? That's true.

1:17:20 Caller I was there all through high school and junior high. I was really big and then I lost a whole bunch of weight.

1:17:25 Adam Right. You got down to the pixie 185. That's hood ornament size. That's nothing. It's plastic army men probably. I'm trying to show you that I'm not trying to be cruel. I'm trying to show you that I'm not trying to be cruel. I'm trying to show you that I'm not trying to be cruel. I'm trying to show you that I'm not trying to be cruel. I here's. You exercise, you eat right, you do your swimming, you will find a guy who loves your beautiful boobs, and he will worship at your altar. All right? And if the guys who don't, F them. Not literally, but you know what I'm saying?

1:18:49 Drew You wouldn't hang with them.

1:18:50 Adam No, not those guys. Not my kind of guy. Like, there's some guys who say like, you know, the guys are racist, or he's misogynist, or he's a pedophile. I could hang with those guys. They're no problem. I think I do. But it's the guys who don't like the big boobs. That's where I draw the line.

1:19:06 Caller Can't relate. I can't relate.

1:19:07 Adam We got nothing to talk about.

1:19:09 Drew When you get angry, it might hurt them.

1:19:11 Adam I'm angry. I'm scared I might just have a beer and a half and just take a swing at one of them. All right. All right, everybody. There you go. And guys want hot, but guys don't want big boobs. They don't care about them for the most part. They don't. They want a hot chick. Guys, I'll tell you. Here's what's ahead of boobs, ladies. Nice legs. Nice face. Nice ass. Nice eyes.

1:19:35 Drew Well, people like symmetry. Things like that.

1:19:37 Adam Yes. Thank you. And don't get me going on why there's something wrong with me for like in big boobs, but you, you the ass man. Oh, that's noble. That's a noble pursuit. That's somehow because you like, you know, if you like a beautiful woman who's sort of modestly chested all of a sudden, oh, you're just a nobleman. And then I'm some I'm Larry Flint because I like a nice big saucer size areola. How dare you, Amanda? You're 26?

1:20:10 Drew Yeah.

1:20:11 Adam You know, I never get tired of this show either. How chicks coming in at 180 look at themselves as, all right, that can't be it.

1:20:20 Drew What I was surprised about Bree though is we get those kinds of calls from Wisconsin and, you know, right down the middle of the country all the time.

1:20:25 Adam Right.

1:20:25 Drew And Bree is from San Diego.

1:20:28 Adam Right. And she described herself as 160 to 170, but I'm doing the math and getting her at least up about 175 range.

1:20:38 Three Days Grace She is named after a cheese.

1:20:39 Adam You got to look at it that way. Yeah. You really got to think of that. Yeah.

1:20:44 Caller Best.

1:20:46 Adam Yeah. Best to be named after a vegetable. Yeah. Like a brocca flower.

1:20:50 Three Days Grace Which is a beautiful name.

1:20:51 Adam Brocca flower. Brocca flower. Drew, why did your son start dating a chick named brocca flower?

1:21:04 Brocca flower sounds good.

1:21:06 Adam That's a nice name, right?

1:21:08 It's beautiful.

1:21:09 Drew Here we go.

1:21:11 So, I've tried a couple of different kinds of birth control in the past, and pills, and I haven't really liked any of them. They've all had really strange effects on me.

1:21:20 Drew Like what?

1:21:21 Well, some of them made me really grouchy, you know, like when things were going just fine, but I was in a bad mood all the time. Some of them, like the ones with the lower doses of estrogen, made me just bleed for weeks. I would just stop taking them because it was very inconvenient after a while. So I went to my gynecologist to ask her about other options, and she recommended, she said that there might be a kind of birth control that would work, but she actually recommended an IUD. So I went and did this research on it, and I found that all the research I found says that IUDs are much better for women who have had children already, and I don't have any children.

1:22:04 Drew Well, that must be older literature because certainly that has been historically the orientation to the IUD that because of the historical risk and the older products of causing tubal infections and affecting fertility, people, physicians were a little bit reluctant to give it to women that hadn't first had a baby. But now these newer instruments and the current data suggest that it probably is the best way to go. And so the IUD has had a tremendous resurgence in the last couple of years. Now I personally am a little ambivalent about it.

1:22:37 Adam You don't use one.

1:22:40 Drew I'm a sensitive uterus. Sure.

1:22:42 Caller But the fact is...

1:22:43 Adam It's a spastic uterus. And I have a sympathetic uterus. When something happens, the Drew's uterus knows.

1:22:49 Drew But the fact is that I saw some awful things happen in the 70s and 80s from the IUDs and things. So I'm sort of...

1:22:55 Adam You've got yourself pretty good on this.

1:22:57 Drew It's hard to get back to recommending that when you've had some disasters. But the scientific literature, the clinical literature, looks very encouraging.

1:23:05 Really? So it would be okay to get one? And I heard there's also a risk of like it puncturing your uterus.

1:23:10 Drew Yeah. It's not without... Any medical intervention has risks. It's not zero. But it's very safe and looks very good right now. It's, again, all these things are vastly less risky than pregnancy. Pregnancy is a potentially life-threatening disease state. And you've got to be careful with that.

1:23:27 Adam Disease state?

1:23:28 Drew Yeah. It's an abnormal state.

1:23:30 Adam Is that...

1:23:30 Drew It's the ultimate sexually transmitted disease.

1:23:34 Adam True. That's deep. That's heavy, man.

1:23:36 Caller Yeah, that's some heavy stuff going on there, man.

1:23:39 Adam Yeah.

1:23:40 Caller Yeah.

1:23:41 Adam Wow. The ultimate sexually transmitted disease.

1:23:44 Three Days Grace That's what I'm going to say to the next person I meet instead of congratulations.

1:23:48 Adam Yeah. Wow.

1:23:51 Drew Better disease state.

1:23:51 Adam You're going to the greeting card business, buddy.

1:23:54 Caller A lot of money in there.

1:23:56 Drew I just see the cards alongside of our rat tails and lamp shade.

1:24:02 Caller Right.

1:24:02 Adam Right. My tampon pulse. Yeah. Oh, that's going to be great.

1:24:07 Caller All right.

1:24:07 Adam We're going to take ourselves a little break. Three Days Grace in the studio tonight. We'll be right back after this. Three days grace in studio tonight. We, who's Dave Navarro coming in tomorrow night? And then Simple Plan. What the hell were they in here last?

1:24:51 Drew I know, but they figure prominently in the Olsen twin film I'm in.

1:24:54 Adam Oh, really?

1:24:54 Drew Yeah.

1:24:55 Adam What are they doing?

1:24:56 Drew They play-

1:24:57 Adam Dating the girls? Music's in there?

1:24:59 Drew Mary Cates, yeah, there's a music, it's a rock scene, and Mary Cates into this band, and the whole thing is about them being in a, her wanting to be in a video that they're filming and ditching school and blah, blah, blah.

1:25:11 Adam Yeah, now are they simple playing in there? Yeah. They are then? Yeah, yeah. Oh, well that's nice. Kiss of death for a band though, you know, when they show up in a-

1:25:20 Drew Tell them, they'll appreciate that.

1:25:24 Adam Make sure and remind me, don't you guys ever do a movie?

1:25:27 Caller Yeah, we just got done doing one actually, so I was gonna mention that and then I thought I wouldn't, but well maybe I'll-

1:25:33 Adam Maybe I'll offset it. Maybe I can offset it by putting a curse on the band.

1:25:37 Caller There you go.

1:25:38 Adam Yeah, that'll straighten that out. Do you really do a movie?

1:25:40 Caller Yeah, well, you know what?

1:25:41 Adam Good for you.

1:25:42 Caller Sort of. Sort of. What, what'd you do?

1:25:44 Caller We just played and- We basically were a band playing in a club, and we were, you know, and that's pretty far-fetched.

1:25:51 Drew That's different.

1:25:51 Adam We're you, you.

1:25:52 Three Days Grace Yeah, we were us, yeah. So it wasn't too far-fetched from what I-

1:25:55 Adam It's over. Yeah, it's over. All right, we're ready to go here, Drew?

1:26:00 Drew Yeah.

1:26:01 Adam Let's talk to, whoa, hold on, what movie? When's it coming out?

1:26:05 Three Days Grace We don't even, it doesn't have a name yet. I don't even think we're, I think it's, we're under wraps.

1:26:09 Drew It was filmed in Toronto?

1:26:10 Three Days Grace No, filmed down here.

1:26:12 Adam All the Canadian-

1:26:12 Drew How ironic is that? Every-

1:26:13 Adam Out here in Los Angeles.

1:26:14 Drew Every film, from American film, is down in Toronto. These guys have to come down here to play the film.

1:26:19 Three Days Grace Yeah, Vancouver's a hotspot now, too. A lot of films.

1:26:21 Drew But Toronto was just, it was ridiculous.

1:26:23 Three Days Grace Oh yeah.

1:26:23 Drew Just being filmed there.

1:26:24 Three Days Grace Chelsea? Yeah, lots of stuff.

1:26:26 Caller Hey.

1:26:26 Adam What's happening?

1:26:28 Caller I wanna know about corseting and tightlacing and what kind of effects does it have on the body and its internal organs?

1:26:36 Adam Drew, what about it?

1:26:37 Drew Well, tell me more about what you're doing to yourself.

1:26:44 Adam Tightlacing is taking the corset, putting it on and just sucking it up tight, right?

1:26:50 Caller Yeah.

1:26:51 Drew Obviously, women have been doing that for- Is it difficult to breathe? Yes, women have been doing that for generations.

1:26:54 Caller It's shallower, but it's not difficult.

1:26:57 Drew Well, you can get some-

1:26:58 Adam Hold on a second, sweet cheeks. I'm calling shallow breathing difficulty with breathing. That's me.

1:27:03 Drew That's right. You breathe shallowly because it's difficult.

1:27:08 Adam All right, so you're pulling it in tight. And what's that give you that real hourglass shape?

1:27:13 Yeah.

1:27:15 Adam And is this a fetish?

1:27:17 Ask, it's a hobby.

1:27:20 Drew Hobby.

1:27:20 Adam It's a hobby, all right.

1:27:21 Drew So you do it for yourself, by yourself?

1:27:23 Yeah.

1:27:24 Drew Do you, would you go out wearing this stuff?

1:27:26 Yeah.

1:27:27 Drew Interesting.

1:27:27 Adam You a big gal? All right, so you don't have that much to suck up?

1:27:31 Caller No.

1:27:33 Adam And-

1:27:34 Drew She sounds disappointed.

1:27:35 Caller Sorry.

1:27:36 Caller She's ashamed.

1:27:36 Adam Would you like to be a bigger gal?

1:27:39 Caller No, I wish my boobs were bigger, but what-

1:27:41 Adam That'd be nice, cause yeah, when you course it, you want a little cleavage up there, right? Yeah. Yeah. All right. And then, and then what about the rest of you? How else do you dress?

1:27:50 Caller I just wear like jeans and a t-shirt.

1:27:53 Caller T-shirt, her skirt.

1:27:55 Adam Well, would we know you were corseted? Not really. All right, well-

1:28:01 Drew It's just something you like.

1:28:03 Caller Yeah.

1:28:03 Adam Well, that just gives you, it's a, well, hold on a second. It's sort of like me wearing a long sleeve shirt and just putting a bunch of duct tape around my bicep until it looked like it was filling out my shirt.

1:28:13 Drew What happened the day when men wore corsets? Did they? I don't know, all the cartoons they always did and they'd fly open at some time.

1:28:19 Adam Well, the only guys who wore them were fat opera singers. You know, that'd suck their guts in.

1:28:23 Caller Those guys had a tuxedo.

1:28:27 Adam They had the starched bib that would snap and roll up like a shade when they hit that high note. But they would also, like the aging male actor would suck himself up into a girdle.

1:28:41 Drew Right.

1:28:43 Adam You know what happened is at a certain point, guys' heads just start getting bigger. So it didn't matter what you did with your gut, you had four chins, so you'd look like a freak. You would actually want your gut bigger to offset the size of your giant cabezas.

1:28:56 Drew The job of the hut appearance.

1:28:58 Right.

1:28:59 Drew Yeah.

1:29:00 Right.

1:29:00 Drew Well listen, Chelsea, I don't quite know what you're after here.

1:29:04 Adam No, she's not. She's just mad at her dad. Where's your dad?

1:29:08 He's at home.

1:29:10 Adam And where are you?

1:29:12 At home.

1:29:13 Adam All right, so he's where you are.

1:29:15 Caller Yeah, it's just he's really detached.

1:29:19 Adam Yeah, he's not showing you any attention.

1:29:21 Caller Yeah.

1:29:21 Drew How come? Why is he that way?

1:29:23 Caller Because he's been an alcoholic for a long time.

1:29:29 Adam What?

1:29:30 Caller I've kind of replaced him though.

1:29:32 Drew With what?

1:29:32 Adam Of course.

1:29:33 Marilyn Manson.

1:29:35 Adam Yeah.

1:29:35 Drew Oh, well that's who wouldn't replace their dad with Marilyn.

1:29:37 Adam Yeah.

1:29:38 Drew I think, how about replacing Marilyn with Alatine?

1:29:42 Yeah.

1:29:42 Drew That would be a good plan.

1:29:43 Three Days Grace With what?

1:29:44 Drew Alatine. 12 step. That would be a great plan. Just look up some Alatine and get a bunch of other kids that are around you who've dealt with what you're dealing with with the alcohol and parents and kind of work through some of these horrible feelings you're having.

1:29:57 Three Days Grace But don't replace Marilyn Manson because he rocks.

1:29:59 Adam Yeah, but you can't replace him.

1:30:02 Drew If you're into him. Supplement him, supplement him with Alatine.

1:30:05 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:30:06 Adam All right. All right, listen, Chelsea.

1:30:09 Caller Yeah.

1:30:10 Adam I know you're mad at your dad, therefore mad at men, therefore sort of mad at the world, and your life's gonna suck. You're gonna just be working at a video store eight years from now and have a couple of kids that hate you, ironically. All right, so let's get it together. Go to that Alatine, get a little therapy. Hey, let's get a hand in. Let's go now. Break it down.

1:30:33 Caller That helmet is not a chair. It's not a chair.

1:30:36 Adam Unless you, there's a chair that goes on your head and protects it too, in which case, you know, we can talk. All right, Chelsea, let's go now.

1:30:43 Caller Get on your knees, scum man.

1:30:44 Adam Let's get it together. Yeah. See, kids don't need to be talked down to. They need to have it broken down.

1:30:51 Caller Not break it down.

1:30:52 Drew I didn't answer her question though. Not being able to take a deep breath is not good for your lungs. You can get what's called atelectasis where the peripheral lung will sort of collapse. You can get pneumonia in there and so.

1:31:00 Caller I was just wondering what she's actually coarsening. You know, what she's tying up. Her waist, her right. But she said that she's not big whatsoever. So I mean, what is she?

1:31:10 Drew Well, the corset, well, makes them just look.

1:31:12 Adam It kind of slides under. So it's mostly this. I remember once when I was playing football, I cinched my shoulder pads down really tight. The ones that go down to protect your ribs or whatever. And I was, I didn't know what I just thought. I wanted to really buckle it down and be ready. And I was like warming up and stuff. And I was getting that shorter breath. I thought I was having like a panic attack or palpitations or something. Just, I couldn't.

1:31:37 Three Days Grace You should have just got up off the bench.

1:31:39 Adam Yeah. Oh, oh, what am I, 175 yard field that you idiots play on? 100 yards, not enough. Drew enough. No, it's a, the field's three quarters of a mile long. Not enough, says the Canadian. They should be, you shouldn't be able to see them when they're on the other end of the field. How wide should it feel? 70 yards wide. No rules.

1:32:03 Three Days Grace Three downs too.

1:32:04 Adam Three downs.

1:32:05 Caller Three downs. Actually isn't our, yeah, isn't our, I thought our field was actually shorter.

1:32:08 Three Days Grace No, no, no, it's bigger.

1:32:09 Caller It's bigger in three downs?

1:32:11 Adam Yeah.

1:32:11 Caller Really?

1:32:12 Three Days Grace You gotta just rifle that ball.

1:32:14 Adam Yeah, yeah, all right.

1:32:16 Drew Ironically, two yards to a first down, but three downs to get there.

1:32:20 Adam Drew played seven man football. Eight man? Eight man. Eight man. All right, let's, real fast. Ryan?

1:32:30 Caller Hey, Adam, Drew, you guys are the best.

1:32:33 Adam Thanks, buddy boy. You know what? We're out of time, but you're a big fan of the band?

1:32:37 Caller I am a big fan. Oh, real quick. I saw you guys were trapped down in Hollywood House of Blues. You guys were tight. You guys actually came out and talked to us, unlike everyone else. I was pretty tight.

1:32:46 Caller Thanks a lot, man.

1:32:47 Caller Hey, yeah, I just want to say, hey, are you thinking about maybe doing some stuff with some Canadian guys, like Kazza or something like that? Or are you even tight with them or do you even know them?

1:32:56 Caller No, I mean, we know Kazza, but we're not really, I don't know what he's up to or what they're doing now, but we've been on tour with Nickelback for a while in Canada, so that's pretty much the Canadian band that we've been out with for a while.

1:33:06 Adam All right, they're looking forward to getting in the studio with the guests, too. We're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:33:13 Caller Alright guys, bottom line, here's the deal. Sick of wasting time with the wrong person? One call is all you need to make. Call the Dateline.

1:33:21 Drew 877-889-DATE.

1:33:28 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:33:46 Adam Alright, that's it. Where was I? Three Days Grace, everybody. Neil, Adam, God bless you.

1:33:53 Caller Thanks for having us, man.

1:33:55 Adam You come back anytime. Again, don't get so big that you don't come back.

1:33:59 Three Days Grace We'll just hold out. We'll just hold out right now.

1:34:01 Adam We won't have you back. You see what I'm saying?

1:34:03 Caller I got you, fully.

1:34:06 Three Days Grace A slow, slow. How do we go about keeping that sort of constant?

1:34:10 Caller It's the curse, actually, and you already threw that on us.

1:34:12 Adam I'll put half a curse on you.

1:34:14 Three Days Grace Well, don't tell us, just.

1:34:15 Adam Oh, no, it's done.

1:34:16 Three Days Grace Just let her go.

1:34:17 Adam It's done. You guys were in the bathroom when I did it. All right, we'll be back tomorrow night with Dave Navarro. We're gonna check into his anima, magic, and all that. So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.

1:34:33 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Andy Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

1:35:25 Caller Get it on.

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