Episode 1000589671185

0:52 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

0:54 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

1:00 Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:03 It's Loveline with Adam.

1:04 Voiceover That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board-certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Amy Weber and Hayden Elizabeth are both here tonight from the Lingerie Bowl that we welcome, by the way. We spoke to Angie Everhart about, I believe, a few weeks ago, two, three weeks ago. Now, it's something that I'd heard about some months ago, and then Dodge was gonna sponsor it, and then they like pulled out, they pulled out, Drew, you get it? RR. And then, come on, buddy. And then I thought maybe they were canceling it, but they just continued to go with it, right?

1:45 Guest Absolutely.

1:46 Adam And Dodge was probably one of the sponsors, but you can get the lingerie ball. You got nothing to prove, I mean, you don't need Dodge. You got money. Who is sponsoring it?

1:56 Guest partypoker.com.

1:58 Adam Are you guys all gonna have that written on your back like Prize Fighters?

2:02 On our bra tops.

2:03 Drew What is Partypoker? Oh, it's a website?

2:05 Guest It's an online gambling.

2:06 Drew Speaking of which, you're signed up for some poker on TV thing.

2:09 Yeah.

2:09 Drew You gonna do that?

2:11 Adam Yeah.

2:11 Guest Celebrating for Bravo?

2:13 Drew No, it's not Bravos. I wasn't gonna do it until I heard you were doing it.

2:16 Adam Oh, I don't know what it was.

2:17 Drew It's for like travel station or something.

2:20 Adam Oh, listen, here's my thing. If anything that sounds fun doesn't cost me the money, I'm on.

2:26 Drew You gotta go to Commerce to do it.

2:28 Adam All right, but Drew, you'll go to Poughkeepsie for a nickel. You can't go to Commerce and play a little pie gal or Texas.

2:37 Drew I'll go if you go.

2:39 Adam I'm going. I don't need you. Sorry. Sorry, girls. Let's get back to the ladies. Let's get back to the interview. So this is, we're talking to Angie about it. Angie had some details, but it was a little bit sketchy on it. It's a helmet pad, full uniform.

2:58 Guest Well, not completely full uniform. It was like lingerie and pad. Hayden's one of the players. Yeah, I'm actually, I'm doing color commentary for the game.

3:04 Guest So Hayden, I'm playing.

3:05 Adam Yeah, you're playing running back.

3:07 Guest Yeah, she's awesome.

3:08 Adam How do they decide that?

3:10 Guest She's a fast girl.

3:11 Adam They did a time me in the 40?

3:12 Guest They did time us in the 40.

3:14 Adam What'd you do in the 40? She don't know.

3:17 Guest She's a division one athlete, so she ran.

3:18 Adam What'd you do, what sport was your sport?

3:21 Guest I ran clutch track.

3:22 Adam Oh, okay.

3:23 Guest I'm a 400 meter, eight, hundred meter runner. Ooh. Yeah.

3:26 Adam Yeah, it's a longer distance than they need. So someone's gonna have to tell you to stop eventually.

3:31 Guest I'm just gonna keep running.

3:32 Adam Yeah, if you hit the goal post, I mean, it's time to get back to the sideline. But so you got wheels on you.

3:39 Guest Yeah, I can run.

3:41 Adam And you will be tackled. No, no flags.

3:44 Guest If they can catch me. Yeah, we're trying to tackle you.

3:47 Guest Yeah, it's full content. I mean, they have lingerie on. They're really tiny bra tops and these little shorts. And they have shoulder pads and they have helmets and elbow pads and knee pads. But that's...

3:58 Adam Right. Now, it seems the shoulder pad and the bra seem to be a little bit of a conflict.

4:05 Guest Well, no, you still see everything you need to see. Because the pads hit you right here. You got plenty of cleavage still going on.

4:11 Guest Plenty of eye candy for everyone.

4:12 Adam Right. And things could be popping out, perhaps. You never know.

4:17 Guest Well, you're running. Yeah.

4:19 Adam No, I know. You're being tackled. Listen, I can't go after the car without a nut leaping out of my shorts. Forget about playing football.

4:25 Guest Have you tried taping?

4:26 Adam The tape. My problem is...

4:29 Drew There's nothing strong enough to hold that back.

4:30 Adam Wow. You know what I'm going to start doing now, though? Instead of doing one to one leg and the other to the other. I'm going to pick a side and go with them both.

4:37 Drew Well, you've got to go round and round the legs, like a cast.

4:41 Adam The way I'm doing it now looks like I have a vagina when I sit down, especially if I eat a lot. But anyway, enough about my problem. So you have, let's see, LT is going to be coaching, Eric Dickerson is going to be coaching.

4:55 Guest He's my coach.

4:55 Adam You guys have been practicing?

4:57 Guest Yeah.

4:58 Adam Well, it's nice to have one of the premier running backs in NFL history as your running back coach.

5:03 Guest It's great.

5:04 Adam But is he coaching or is he just kind of looking at you?

5:06 Guest No, he's coaching. He's made it to as many practices as he can.

5:12 Adam That's one.

5:13 Drew This is like Subliminal Man.

5:14 Guest No, he's there. He's there supporting us and is a great coach. We're having a lot of fun with him.

5:21 Adam All right. Now the game, now the halftime is obviously longer during the Super Bowl than it is during the season. Season is like, I don't know, 18, 20 minutes or something.

5:31 Drew You know, during, I swear to God, during the NFC and AFC championships, I swear they were eight minutes. They seemed extra short and everyone in the room went, both games, everyone commented. What happened to the halftime?

5:43 Adam Well, I don't know if they're allowed to squeeze them.

5:47 Drew It just seemed remarkable. It certainly was not the Super Bowl halftime.

5:49 Adam Well, how much time do they have? Do you know?

5:51 Guest Well, it's going to be about a 27-minute game. What they have is they have a, they have two 10-minute halves and they have a pre-Lingerie fashion show. Sure. And that's called the Chubb.

6:02 Adam That's the Chubb Up.

6:03 Guest That's exactly what that is.

6:04 Adam That's the guys at home getting a little chubbin up. It's equivalent to the players sort of loosening up on the sideline.

6:09 Guest So they're introducing a new lingerie line for the fourth and goal.

6:14 Adam And who's putting that out, by the way? Fourth and goal putting it out?

6:18 Guest That's, yeah. I think that's, I don't know. Whose line is it?

6:20 Guest Well, Horizon Productions is putting on the lingerie bowl, so I'm assuming maybe they're launching this line as well.

6:26 Adam And it's $19.95 and, you know, small price to pay, by the way. Like if you got a bunch of loser friends like I do and you have 28 guys over at your house.

6:35 Guest Less than a dollar.

6:36 Adam Everyone just pays $0.73 and you got your lingerie bowl.

6:40 Guest That's right.

6:41 Drew Wait, I'm not sure I heard where it's airing.

6:43 Guest It's on Pay Per View.

6:45 Drew So, you have to, if you have cable or satellite, you're fine.

6:49 Guest Yes, exactly.

6:50 Adam You want to order it in advance. You want to get your place.

6:53 Guest Started yesterday in the morning.

6:54 Drew So, this is going to be an alternative to who the hell they have scheduled for the halftime show.

6:57 Guest Janet Jackson.

6:58 Adam Janet Jackson. They got nothing this year. They got the world's fastest grocery bagger. Yeah, it's really boring. Once in a while they have this competition. Some punt pass and kick things, some fat chick with a baton. You've seen it all. There's nothing going on. Really, the most exciting part about the halftime shows is them hustling everyone out, moving a stage in and then hustling everyone out, moving another stage in. And then I like the part where the pyrotechnics fill the dome with so much smoke that it delays the kickoff at the second half because no one can see. Now you guys won't have a halftime, really, will you?

7:34 Guest I think it might be five minutes or something. I don't know what it's going to be.

7:37 Guest We have cheerleaders also.

7:38 Guest Yeah, we do.

7:39 Adam Oh, you do?

7:40 What do they wear?

7:42 Guest Nothing.

7:43 Guest Go-go boots with little tiny tops.

7:46 Guest They've been on a national tour, a national bus tour.

7:49 Guest New York, and I think they're in Miami.

7:51 Adam Is it 11-woman football?

7:53 Guest Seven on seven.

7:54 Adam Seven on seven.

7:55 Guest Arena-style football, right?

7:58 Adam And ten yards first down? I don't know all the arena rules.

8:01 Guest It's going to be a 50-yard field with two 10-yard end zones, so 70 yards total.

8:08 Drew Are you going to have the padded sidelines and stuff like in an arena?

8:11 Where do we slay with it?

8:12 Guest Because this is going to be played at the OCs.

8:15 Adam What if someone gets hurt?

8:17 People have gotten hurt.

8:18 Angie actually broke her foot.

8:19 Guest And I sprained my ankle in our scrimmage two weeks ago.

8:21 Adam But you guys like getting some tape on your ankles and stuff?

8:24 Drew Yeah, yeah.

8:24 Guest We have a guy from, a couple of guys from USC taping us and...

8:28 Adam Boner guy number one and boner guy number two.

8:31 Drew We're going to call them.

8:32 Adam Talking about the lingerie ball.

8:34 Drew Yeah, I know, but you're talking about boners now, so now it's time we go to call them.

8:39 Adam Drew, what happened to you? When did you start caring about this show? I don't know what happened. About ten days ago, Drew decided he was all into the show again. I miss the old Drew. Looking at your page here, thinking about your wife, dozing off into space, maybe mustering the energy to punch the mic once in a while, but then dozing back off. All right. Well, let's get to the phones. Should we get to the phones, ladies?

9:01 Let's do that.

9:02 Adam Cindy? You're 19? What's up?

9:13 Caller And I was wondering how painful it would be to get circumcised at his age.

9:18 Adam Well, for professionals. For professionals, does it? You're not planning on doing it yourself, are you?

9:25 Caller No.

9:26 Drew How painful? It's a pretty miserable couple of weeks. It's a lot different than if they're a child. Yeah.

9:30 Adam Yeah, you have to kind of do the penis math and then realize.

9:35 Drew Hopefully.

9:36 Adam Yeah. And plus, you don't even know you have a penis until you're like two and a half.

9:40 Caller Yeah, well, he was adopted.

9:41 Drew Even you?

9:41 Caller But they didn't do it.

9:43 Drew He was adopted so they didn't do it, Adam. That's why. Yeah.

9:46 Adam That's like, look, why throw money into a rental car?

9:49 Guest Why does he want to get circumcised at this age or you want him to?

9:53 Caller Well, we were both talking about it and it's just, it looks really disgusting.

9:58 Drew How long have you known him?

10:00 Caller I've been with him for three years.

10:02 Drew And you've never complained about this before?

10:04 Caller Well, we had talked about it before, but he's all like, no, I don't want to do it. It's going to hurt. And then he was like, well, maybe. I don't know.

10:11 Drew It will hurt and he'll be out of commission for a couple of weeks. But if it's important to you, maybe he'll do it. But it's not a dangerous procedure.

10:17 Adam He's had three years to acclimate to the altitude.

10:21 Drew And then Mary's the guy. And now we're taking the pew pews.

10:25 Adam Yeah. And what are you going to, does he want you to do anything?

10:28 Uh-huh.

10:30 Adam You know, boob job or a tummy tuck or a little collagen injection?

10:35 Guest She's only 19.

10:36 Adam No. Okay. I'm just saying, here's my deal. Like look, you want him to bust out the scalpel, fine, but we got to do some talking about you now. Give you a, get rid of that double chin or you got a stretch mark or two. I'd like to get, you know, do some bartering while you still have the foreskin. You see what I'm saying? It traded him.

10:54 Drew Foreskin's worth something, yeah. All right.

10:56 Adam Well, ultimately, if his wife is freaked out by it or thinks it's unattractive, and by the way, weren't you women supposed to love us for us?

11:05 Drew I just find it curious how much more unattractive can a penis or a testicles become? How much worse is awful?

11:11 Adam Like his dorks are turning to Brad Pitt when they cut off that little ring of skin that's hanging off the end of it. It will look the same. Like, what? Drew, you're a lady, so look at me, right? I just, hats off. Oh my God. Such a difference.

11:28 Caller Of course, he's got to go.

11:30 Adam All right, so it's got to go. All right. Look, if your wife is disgusted by your You might as well do it. Genital appearance.

11:37 Drew Why'd she marry him then?

11:38 Adam Yeah. That's, she's dumb. But look, Drew, you can get, you can get put under or something now.

11:45 Drew Oh, absolutely. No, no. It's a procedure. You're out. But it's two weeks of pretty good pain.

11:50 Adam Really?

11:50 Drew Yeah.

11:51 Guest Pretty good pain medication.

11:52 Adam Really? And you whizz in and everything. It's got a little burning.

11:57 Drew It's just, it's a big old wrap of gauze they have to put around it. Really?

12:03 Adam It's like a club, like a big gauze club. You can keep the foreskin though, can't you?

12:09 Drew Yeah.

12:11 Adam Let's go deprive. Stacy?

12:15 Hello?

12:16 Adam You're 20?

12:18 Caller How are y'all?

12:19 Adam We're good? Good.

12:21 Drew Howdy.

12:24 Caller I just had a quick question.

12:26 One of my friends only has one nut and I was just wondering if by some weird twist of fate he lost the other one, would he still be able to have an erection?

12:37 Drew Yes.

12:38 He would.

12:39 Drew He would not produce sperm. He would produce semen. Oh, he would? Well, it wouldn't be particularly robust production and thus he got supplemental testosterone. And he also would start getting, his sex drive would go down, he'd get softening of the bones. He would have physiologic problems from not producing testosterone.

12:56 Adam So you would have to get...

12:57 Drew But everything would still function. And in real life, they would give him testosterone replacement and everything would be completely normal. He wouldn't miss the nut. Really? He just couldn't get anybody pregnant.

13:09 Adam How did he lose the first one?

13:11 A tricycle accident.

13:12 Drew A tricycle.

13:14 Caller Yeah, his dad didn't screw the seat on good enough, I guess.

13:19 Drew No, that does not compute.

13:20 Adam No.

13:20 Drew It does not compute. Tricycles... If you sit on a tricycle, if you go from...

13:25 No, no, the seat fell off while he was riding it.

13:29 Drew No. Unless it tore his testicle open, even then it would replay.

13:33 No, no.

13:34 Caller I mean, he lost it when he was like three years old. Yeah, right. It's not working.

13:41 Drew The force of which you have...

13:42 Oh, no, no. It's a true story.

13:46 Drew Stacy, the force of which you'd have to hit that bicycle seat had to be dropped from about two stories up.

13:51 Adam I believe her.

13:51 Drew I believe her.

13:52 Adam Well, who knows? It may have lived on the second floor or something.

13:55 Drew And then the tricycle accident, yes.

13:57 Adam I believe Stacy.

13:58 Guest Couldn't he have restarted on it? No, no.

14:01 Drew Yes, you can, but they have to really traumatize them. She believes the story, not if it's completely out. I mean, it's completely gone.

14:09 Adam Yeah. No, no, look. Pardon me, girls, but when girls try to repeat stories, it's always a disaster. It never works out right. It's like when they tell you what the mechanic said, it's always a mess. Just suffice it to say, he's lost the nut.

14:25 Drew Somehow, yeah.

14:26 Adam And if he loses the other one, he'll still be okay. But if he loses the third...

14:31 Drew Watch out.

14:32 Adam Watch out.

14:32 Drew But by the way, he probably is a non-assented test and he just made up the tricycle story in reality.

14:37 Adam And look, if you are unlucky enough to lose your second nut somewhere along the way, that's when it's time just to put the bullet in the head because you're what you call cursed. You know what I'm saying? If somehow in a relatively short period of time, you manage to lose both tests...

14:56 Drew Just consider how many people do you know that have had one nut ripped off? I don't know any. It's somebody that had lightning strike twice.

15:05 Adam There are those people who have been hit by lightning like 11 times.

15:09 Drew Were you on the show when the guy called in, kid called in and he was in a motorbike, a motorcross, you know, sort of in the desert, it was about eight years ago, and he went over a jump and he came down real hard and thought, oh my God, look down, there's blood everywhere. So he went behind a sign and his testicle was hanging out of the scrotum. He pushed it back in and was afraid to tell anybody.

15:26 Adam Kept riding. Won the race.

15:27 Drew And controlled the bleeding, was afraid to tell his parents and it sealed back up and there you go.

15:32 Adam Really? Yeah. Well, let that be a lesson to anyone who's thinking about seeing a doctor. Is that what you're saying, Drew?

15:39 Drew I'm just saying the test is going to withstand a lot of trauma.

15:41 Adam No, it's just a very irresponsible message I think you're sending the listeners. Jennifer, go behind a sign, tuck the parts back into your body.

15:52 Drew By the way, the reality is you can get peritonitis if you give seriously enough.

15:55 Adam No, no, I think we got you, Drew. Don't bother, Drew. Jennifer? Hi. You're 19?

16:02 Caller Yes, I am, but I don't want anyone to get the wrong impression. I'm a very productive, mature 19-year-old who's married.

16:08 Adam You sound mature.

16:10 Caller Well, I'm calling because I really want to surprise my husband and have a threesome, but I'm concerned about the effects that that will have on our marriage. We've talked about it, and he's pretty much said, you know, it would be fine. He wouldn't go off and cheat on me or anything by himself, but is afraid that he's going to have a need for that after we do it, that he will need to have it, you know.

16:31 Drew Where is the... Where is this need to have the threesome coming from?

16:36 Caller Well, no, not necessarily need now. It's more of something we both want to do, but...

16:40 Drew Why do you want to do it? Why do you want to do it?

16:43 Caller Well, we are 19 and 21. We've been together for a few years.

16:47 Drew Jennifer, Jennifer, why do... So you're finding the sex life boring, you.

16:54 Caller I've always thought that it would be really, really neat to do that, and I'm still kind of interested in...

17:00 Adam There are two possibilities here when the ladies are pushing for the threesome. One is...

17:06 Drew There's a few in this case.

17:07 Adam Is it one, to have a lesbian experience, never had one, and this is sort of a safe environment to do it. Doesn't make them a lesbian.

17:15 Two, just got sort of abused, and they're chaotic, and they can't handle intimacy.

17:20 Drew Exactly.

17:22 Adam Or three, kind of both, like got screwed with, one experiment, and chaos.

17:26 Drew And then manic depression, you can sprinkle that in there, which Jennifer's got a little whiff of here.

17:31 Adam Jennifer?

17:32 Caller Yes.

17:34 Adam All right, so which one of our three scenarios is true?

17:37 Caller You know what? I've never had any kind of abuse whatsoever. I mean, a little yelling when I was younger, but no sexual or physical abuse, so that's out. Not exactly lesbian, maybe a little bi. I don't know.

17:49 I've been kind of toying with that idea.

17:50 Caller I just, that turns me on.

17:53 Caller I'm interested in that, so I can't.

17:55 Drew Why'd you get married so young?

17:58 Caller Honestly, this guy that I met, I met from a friend of a friend, and he was, has never had a girlfriend, really straight guy, very smart, very productive, just a really good guy.

18:08 Drew Jennifer, hold on. Jennifer, every question I asked you, we get a lot of intellectualizations and long stories. Stay with what's going on here. Why did you marry this guy? Why were you so young? In a sentence.

18:23 Caller Because I was sure that he was the one I wanted to be.

18:25 Drew Why so young? Why so young? Were you trying to escape something? Were you miserable at home?

18:31 Caller A lot of that.

18:32 I've been through a lot of foster homes and stuff, so.

18:35 Drew Jennifer, that is abuse. That's abandonment. Okay? So you were an abuse survivor. Being in foster care puts you in the abuse category. So for you, intimacy means abandonment. So you've got to throw in some chaos into a relationship. And that's what you're doing here. You're going to sabotage this marriage that you got into at perhaps too young an age in an attempt to find a life preserver to get you out of that foster care.

18:57 Adam But as far as sabotage goes, better than like cutting his brake lines of his truck.

19:01 Drew And sabotage goes.

19:05 Adam I'll do it with a second chance. Don't kill me in my sleep.

19:08 Drew Jennifer, you really got to look into things here. This is not a great sign.

19:12 Adam Why re-un foster care?

19:14 Caller Honestly, my mother had beat us. I had three other brothers and had... Please. Well, I was an abuse-siv-winner a little bit.

19:23 Drew Jennifer, when you opened with, I've never been abused, I can't imagine. That's what you opened with, Jennifer. You're so full of crap. You are a profound abuse survivor. Everything you say... We just asked about abuse. We didn't specifically say sexual.

19:38 Caller Well, I was emancipated at 17, so I lived on my own for a while.

19:41 Drew Stop with the intellectualization. They don't even make sense.

19:45 Adam Jennifer, you don't have kids, do you?

19:47 Caller No.

19:47 Drew Good.

19:48 Adam No kids for you.

19:49 Drew Well, morning after pill, plan B. Keep that in your medicine cabinet, goddammit.

19:53 Guest But don't most people go into threesomes and they think it's going to be this great thing and then afterwards, it's like emotionally they're just wrecked, they don't trust one another.

19:59 Drew Always. The only time we've talked to couples that survive threesomes is when they're both sex addicts and they're just sort of co-acting out together and eventually that falls apart too.

20:10 Guest Yeah. Can I ever...

20:12 Adam But it's a hell of a run. You know what I mean? Get a good like eight years.

20:15 Drew I'm thinking no now.

20:16 All right.

20:17 Adam So Jennifer, if you were abused so severely that you had to go into foster care, that is a horrible abuse.

20:23 Drew That's as bad as it gets.

20:25 Caller Well, we were in Oklahoma so the laws are a little bit different. We just had to...

20:28 Drew Jennifer, Jennifer, stop.

20:30 Adam I didn't know she was calling from another western state.

20:33 Drew Oh, that makes all the difference in the world.

20:34 Caller That makes all the difference.

20:36 Adam No, you're not. You're a mess. Please.

20:40 Caller Thanks, guys.

20:41 Adam You're supposed to be a mess. Okay, Jennifer, real quick. You've got a crazy rap about everything, where we're from Oklahoma. What the hell? Who are you talking to, by the way? You think you're gonna slide that crap past us?

20:53 Drew I guess not.

20:54 Adam All right, you're abused. Fine. You sound relatively intact for someone who's been through what you've been through.

20:59 Drew Yeah, it doesn't mean you're a bad person, but you've got to evaluate your impulses. They're going to be... They're bad. The things you're attracted to, the kinds of things you think are cool and fun are going to be destructive.

21:09 Adam I'll tell you, I'll tell you the kind of threesome you guys need to have, you two and a therapist. Am I, am I right, ladies? Am I right, ladies? Am I right? When I say ladies, I mean you two, Drew.

21:19 Drew Am I right, ladies? Jesus Christ. Let me try that again.

21:23 Adam I'll tell you the only kind of therapy... Oh, sorry. I'm going to strike. And scene. The only kind of threesome you should be having is you, your husband, and a guy by the name of Jesus Christ. Am I right, ladies? Amen. For us to hit the mic when he's clapping. All right, she's a mess. You're gonna destroy the relationship. It's gonna happen anyway. Because look at it this way. Yeah, and I do feel sorry for her.

21:50 Drew And remember, here's the comedy. Why did you get married so young? What was about this guy? Well, he was this guy, he was introduced to you, a friend of mine. It's like all this BS, like obfuscation.

22:01 Adam I'm coming from the okay state, so there.

22:04 Guest Everything's okay.

22:06 Drew Obfuscation. That's where you learn, that's where you go, huh?

22:08 Adam If one kid burns himself on the radio, they take him away. Oh, Oklahoma. Doesn't take anything to take kids away.

22:14 Drew That is the... In normal media, that would be like, oh, uh-huh.

22:18 Adam Oh, okay. I see.

22:20 Drew That's all just BS. Look behind the BS. All right.

22:23 Adam But here's a good question now. So she wants to have the threesome because she can't handle the intimacy and wants to stir up the relationship.

22:32 Drew It needs arousal because she was so badly physically abused.

22:34 Adam She needs intense arousal. No threesome, so she finds another way to destroy the relationship.

22:39 Drew I bet next impulse will be S&M stuff. That will be her next thing.

22:42 Adam How about screws around with somebody?

22:44 Drew Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

22:45 Adam Maybe a guy he knows, maybe a friend of his, make sure he finds out about it.

22:48 Drew Yes. Just thought he should know. It's important. She has to be honest. Can't hide secrets from him.

22:54 Adam Amy and Hayden are both here tonight representing the Lingerie Bowl, which is a halftime of the Super Bowl, 1995 pay-per-view and by the way, 1995 in the pay-per-view realm, I mean, that's pretty good. That's cheap. That's free.

23:10 Guest Tyson fights or 59.95?

23:12 Adam 59.95. When you get first round knockout. This 27 minutes of nonstop action unless you comment minute four, and in which case, it's part of a waste of time. It's a violent crime. We'll take ourselves just a little break. We'll be right back after this.

23:32 1-800-LOVE-191. Every hour, two Americans under the age of 25 are infected with HIV.

23:55 Adam Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Amy Weber and Hayden Elizabeth here tonight from the Lingerie Bowl, which is coming up half time. Super Bowl, 1995. And by the way, it's gonna go for 30 days after that. And actually, this is good. You know, because you know my depression after the Super Bowl?

24:16 Drew Oh, yeah, that's gonna keep you out of it a little bit. If you buy it once, you have an opportunity to buy it 30 days forward. Yeah.

24:25 Adam Come on, Drew.

24:25 Drew Just ask him.

24:26 Adam Yeah, come on. Use your head, buddy.

24:31 Drew So you're gonna have to buy it every day and keep you out of that depression.

24:34 Adam I'll probably buy it like 28 days and then I go on the IV drip. I try to get some of the fluids back into the system. My freeze.

24:42 Drew All your chi is flown out of you.

24:44 Adam Chi is all over the living room. And then the 30th day is when I go back.

24:50 Drew To Fremor.

24:51 Adam Yeah, go back to Fremor. Yeah, so it's a day of rest. Like God rested on Sunday, right? Did he not? He had been beaten off all week, I don't think.

24:58 Drew No, I don't think so.

24:59 Adam Yeah, I don't know what he was up to, but I'm pretty sure.

25:02 Drew It's hard to imagine.

25:02 Adam I haven't read the Bible. I just don't think there's anything about that. He's making hills and stuff in oceans. Yes, he was. And he's light waving around. Unclear where he was standing when he did that. Some sort of podium in the middle of nothing or he must have been on two months. What God must have done is he must have made a place to stand on first. Day one, I whip myself up a nice podium. That's day one. Day two, then that's when the canyons and the hills and the birds and that's where he starts making stuff. But you need the base. You know what I mean? It's just gonna be floating out. And I guess the ocean or maybe the ocean, there wasn't anything in there. I'm gonna look into this stuff. I picture him as like the guy, half time of the college football game with the bands out there. He's on that riser. It's not quite a ladder.

25:46 Drew It's kind of like a ladder though.

25:46 Adam It's kind of like a ladder, but it's got a little railing about it. I see God is standing on that thing when he's creating. And then Sunday, he rests. That's what he does.

25:55 Drew Where?

25:56 Adam He over at Kimmel's place watching football. That's what we do. Watching the lingerie ball. Yeah. All right, so yeah, where are we going here, Drew? Lingerie ball, that's right. Will?

26:07 Hey.

26:08 Adam Hey, you're 27.

26:09 Caller Hey, you're probably remembering, I was the guy that just got out of prison. I called it like about a week ago.

26:14 Adam Most our callers have just been released from prison, Will, so we don't need more than that.

26:18 Caller Actually, you know, that's pretty true. But I was the one that, you know, Dr. Bruce was on and I called up to thank you.

26:24 Adam Yeah, the world's worst.

26:26 Caller Asking stuff about, you know, when lights went out and stuff like that.

26:29 Adam Yeah, you had the world's worst representation as I.

26:32 Drew Well, what's up? Go ahead.

26:34 Caller All right, well.

26:35 Adam Oh, Drew was out skiing, so he didn't get to be here for a while.

26:38 Caller So I'm not interested.

26:38 Adam I know, I was totally bummed, because I had to do with Dr. Spaz. Yep.

26:43 Drew So, well, here we go.

26:44 Caller All righty then. Well, I just, I had met someone, and we were having sex and stuff. And well, either I'm extremely, my penis is extremely out of shape or something, or I broke it, because I got this big swelling on the side of it.

27:05 Drew Oh, you did, you cracked it, wow. Yeah.

27:08 Caller Is that what I did?

27:09 Drew Yeah, you can really, really, woof, is it working now?

27:12 Caller Well, it works, and I got it hard just to see if it would.

27:16 Drew And?

27:16 Caller You know, testing it out, and it works.

27:19 Drew All right, that's good, be careful. Take it easy. You can rip the corpus, the bodies within the penis that swell with the blood. It's sort of a sheath there that can tear. And sometimes that's be surgically repaired. It can scar, cause peronies. It can be kind of a mess.

27:36 Caller Yeah, that's what I was kind of worried about, cause I've been listening to the show for like eight years.

27:40 Drew What happened? Did you sort of miss your target one time or something?

27:43 Caller We were in the shower without getting completely graphic. I was kind of behind her and stuff. And she's quite a bit shorter than I am. I'm six four, she's like five seven.

27:53 Drew I was into that wharf stuff.

27:56 Adam Plus when you've been in the joint for a while, you got a lot of love to give.

28:00 Caller Yeah, sure.

28:00 Adam Drew is a man of extreme passion.

28:03 Caller I had a lot saved up.

28:05 Adam You know what I'm saying, Drew? Imagine yourself on the outside.

28:07 Drew Impossible.

28:08 Caller Yeah, we had knocking on the roof telling us to shut up.

28:11 Adam Yeah, so let's say you wear that like a badge of honor when the neighbor starts playing in the broomstick.

28:17 Drew If you start getting the penis pulling over to that side, it's called Peyronie, it's from scarring from that, you might want to get urologist to see it. It would not be about to have somebody take a look at it now.

28:26 Adam Yeah, ironically now he's out of the joint, he probably doesn't have a doctor. In the joint, at least you got a doctor, right?

28:32 Drew That's right.

28:33 Adam And probably, I mean, most of those guys, if you think about the prison population, I'd say at least 75, 80% of them didn't have insurance when they were on the outside. I mean, if you're looking at that group, you're looking at a group that's sort of living between the lines and working under the table, if they are working and stealing and getting by. So ironically, healthcare, dental and all that, in the joint, probably something they didn't enjoy on the outside.

28:58 Drew Now, speaking of prison, do you want to address that call we were talking about during the break here?

29:03 Adam No.

29:03 Drew Okay.

29:04 Adam Unless Anderson says he has it.

29:06 Drew Do you have the tape of that, Anderson?

29:07 Caller I have a clip of it at the end, you can hear his voice.

29:10 Adam You just hear him saying a couple of words. All right, that's good radio, Dr. Drew.

29:15 Drew Should I tell the story?

29:15 Adam Well, you gotta do it.

29:17 Drew All right, we're just revisiting a call we had some time ago where a guy called in and said, you know, hey, I don't understand why women won't date me. They find out why I was in jail. It bothers them. We said to him, because you're in jail, that's why they won't date. No, no, it's because of why I was in jail. Well, I stole a head and this guy had broken into a cemetery and broke into mausoleum and twisted off an old lady's head and brought it back to A, freak his brother out, his little brother, and B, to put it as a decoration in his snake's aquarium.

29:46 Caller Point, the pivotal point that you decided, I want me a head, a human head.

29:52 I was thinking of like a decoration for an aquarium. Aquarium.

29:57 Caller Yes, that's him.

29:59 Adam All right, he's out there.

30:01 Guest You know, I've now decided I don't want to be in a mausoleum.

30:04 Guest I always thought that that's why I wanted.

30:06 Guest I didn't want to be buried, I didn't want to be burned, I wanted to be in a mausoleum, but now that I didn't realize they could, but they just pulled the drawer out and.

30:12 Drew Yeah, they had to pry it off the marble and.

30:15 Adam Yeah, they have their way with you too.

30:17 Guest Oh good, like the dentist.

30:18 Adam Yeah, if you're lucky to pull your head off. It's ironically a dentist who will come have sex with you. Those guys, they can't get enough.

30:27 Guest No, my dentist always has this big smile on his face when I come.

30:31 Adam Sure.

30:31 Guest No, I'm like, why are you so happy?

30:33 Adam You're like, I need a general anesthetic for teeth cleaning. It doesn't put you under. We gotta put you under. Drew, what is it? The dentist, first off, here's why dentists have sex. It's that reclining chair.

30:47 Drew No, dentists, I don't think.

30:48 Adam You can't wave that in front of a dentist.

30:49 Drew No, I don't think dentists are any worse than in the other helping profession in terms of violating boundaries and stuff. It just makes good stories.

30:56 Adam Yeah, but.

30:57 Drew Everyone's adding out of it. It's not urban myth, but it's just, you know.

31:01 Adam A handful of dentists, they point their female patients and they get a bad rap.

31:08 Drew If you follow your reasoning, the gynecologist should be constantly in trouble.

31:13 Adam Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but they don't put them under all the time.

31:17 Drew Not all the time, but some guys, you wonder why they do it every time.

31:20 Adam When they do, but you see, here's why I don't think a gynecologist does that. For the same reason that the guy works at Baskin-Robbins doesn't want ice cream for dessert, you know. Nah, fa, had enough of that. See that all day. No, thank you. Give me something salty. Chloe? Yeah, you're 22?

31:43 Caller Yes, I'm 22. I'm on the air?

31:45 Adam Yes, you are.

31:46 Caller Okay, brilliant, fantastic. Here's my question. I want to know what the symptoms of being manic-depressive are.

31:55 Drew Well, generally speaking, you have periods of severe depression, right? And or periods of very intense manias and where you don't need to sleep, you're hypersexual, you're hyperverbal, you get, you know, go out and spend a lot of money and buy a lot of clothes.

32:12 Caller Oh my gosh, it's me, it's me.

32:14 Adam If you're hot, it just means you're a good time though. I mean, like you can find that hyper mania in a hut. You're hot?

32:20 Caller Well, I'm hot. I have such a crazy, I'm driving my mom's PT Cruiser. It's so embarrassing and people, I don't want people to think it's mine. So I'm on the freeway and I'm pulling off so I can talk. I'm not going to crash, but.

32:31 Drew Okay, well tangential thought process is another side of mania. So you're coming in here.

32:36 Adam You can do worse than a PT Cruiser 22. Yeah, what do you drive a Bentley normally?

32:44 Caller No, I'm saving up for a Prius, but because I don't know.

32:49 Adam I don't know.

32:51 Drew This is a manic quality. It's all this.

32:54 Caller No, wait.

32:54 I'm pulling over. I'm pulling over and I don't hang up.

32:58 Adam Prius is like $11,000 Toyota. It gets to 700 miles a gallon, but does it's electric, right? It's hybrid.

33:07 Guest That's not electric. No, it's, it's.

33:09 Adam It's part electric and part gas. They call them the hybrid. The motor kicks in. It's, we'll talk during the break. Chloe?

33:18 Are you even listening to me?

33:21 Drew Now we are.

33:21 Adam Here's a real question. Are you listening to you?

33:24 Caller I'm listening to me. I just had to pull off the road and like, it's just amazing how nervous I am when I'm on the radio and you can't see me or anything. It's just like a scary thing. But yeah, I just wonder how you get tested for this. And I do have such crazy extreme highs and lows. And the only person I get really close to is like I'm going to start crying now for whatever reason, but I only get close to my mom and I only get close to whoever the boy in my life is. And right now I'm in a relationship. I'm engaged. I'm 22 years old. I'm engaged. I'm in love. I've been this person for a year. And that's the only person I get close to is like-

33:55 Adam You talk a lot of smack about your mom's car for someone you profess to love.

33:59 Caller Well, don't tell me if I love her because I can, right? Interesting.

34:03 Drew I'm sure about that.

34:05 Adam That's the mode of transportation.

34:08 Drew There's no test for manic depression. It's a clinical diagnosis.

34:10 Caller Oh, you passed.

34:11 Drew So, no, she may be a personality problem. It also can be wild mood fluctuations, that sort of thing.

34:17 Adam How about you drive the Prius as soon as you get it over to the psychiatrist's office and get a little workup?

34:23 Drew You need to have a diagnostic workup by a psychiatrist and they'll tell you what the situation is. It doesn't, you haven't said anything that's conclusive of, you may be cyclothymic, you may have a personality disorder of some type that predisposes you to these fluctuations, but not necessarily manic depression.

34:40 Adam I'll get it checked out.

34:41 Wait, wait, I have another question.

34:43 Caller Wait, oh my God, and I'm also, this is, I'm so retarded or whatever, but I can't stop, this is like, I'm being serious, maybe the girls can relate. I cannot stop, I'm obsessing about the size of my thighs and I don't mean to, I'm not even kidding. Like, I cannot stop thinking about my weight. I can't stop thinking about it. Like, I'm obsessed about it. I'm more obsessed than I just eat when I don't want to eat. And then, because I can't stop thinking about food and I can't stop thinking about what I eat.

35:06 Drew Are you overweight or are you underweight?

35:08 Caller I'm 5'11 and a half and I'm 135.

35:11 Guest That's your little underweigh, tiny.

35:14 Drew And yet you see yourself as fat.

35:16 Caller I see my thighs as like the biggest thing in the entire world. My walk and walk and everybody else is super skinny that I'm surrounded by.

35:21 Drew Right, so you at least have a body dysmorphic disorder, maybe have an eating disorder. So this is all sort of to shape up into sort of a personality problem. You definitely need to be seen by somebody, particularly before you get married. Don't jump into anything.

35:36 Adam Yeah, that Prius is a hybrid, you know?

35:38 Drew Yeah, Cameron Diaz has one.

35:40 Adam That's what I hear. Doesn't get as good a mileage as you'd think though.

35:43 Drew Should be 100 miles a gallon.

35:45 Adam It really, I mean, here's the whole thing.

35:47 Drew If you're gonna go through all that. No, but if you're gonna go through all that.

35:50 Adam Or just on the highway, however they test that. But I mean, it's like, you have this fairly small gas burning motor, which is an efficient motor, which a motor that size and a car that size or an engine that size and a car that size. You figure the car get 40 miles a gallon anyway. Then, when you get up to speed, the electric motor kicks in and that pulls you along. That's the hybrid part. It only goes so fast. So, the electric motor will keep you going at speeds and I don't own one and I haven't tested one, but the electric motor kicks in. So at that point, you're figuring, well you're getting a million miles a gallon because you ain't burning anything, right? So when you say, how many miles does a car get a gallon? You go, I don't know, 100, 150? No, it's like 47 or something.

36:32 Drew It's not worth it.

36:33 Adam Yeah, I mean, Honda had a car in 1977 that got 50 miles a gallon. You know, this is as big as my thumb, but it was still, it just, I don't know. They would do a little better. That's all.

36:46 Drew The cells, fuel cells.

36:48 Adam That's where we're going. But here's the thing. The whole electric car thing is on the way and they can be fast.

36:56 Drew With the metric system. Those two things are coming.

36:58 Adam It's coming. It's coming. All right, we're gonna take a little break. Tell them about the lingerie bowl tonight. Halftime of the Super Bowl, 1995. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

37:12 Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

37:28 Adam I'm Adam. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Amy and Hayden both here. Hayden, hot name for chick, by the way.

37:37 Guest Ow, ow! Thank you.

37:38 Adam Hayden, good. You know, when you have the chick, the chick name with the dude name, that's good. Sam's good, you know? That's, what's another? Stevie, you know what I mean?

37:47 Drew Johnny.

37:47 Adam Stevie. There's no Johnnys. Alex can be pushed. That can be a little dyke-y. Yeah, Hayden, solid. Talk about the lingerie bowl, by the way, which is coming up Super Bowl, halftime, 1995. Want to talk about Harvard Cars? Yeah, might as well, we're on it.

38:09 Yes, Adam.

38:10 Adam 24. What's happening?

38:14 I, first of all, I'm so excited. I love you, Adam, but second of all, I'm a little disturbed because it sounds like you're kind of dissing Cameron Diaz's hybrid, and I want to make sure that people know that it's not just about how much mileage you get, but also about the message that you're sending out, which is that we don't need to be, you know, kissing up to Saudi Arabia for gas. We can be... No, that's all right.

38:41 Drew No, but that's the point.

38:42 Adam It's a stronger message, you're getting 100 miles a gallon.

38:45 Drew Right, we should be actually diminishing our dependency on them at the same time, not just... Why not just wear a sandwich board that says, I don't want to use oil anymore?

38:55 Guest I thought Cameron drives it because of the clean air. I mean, she's all about it.

38:58 Adam Yeah, shouldn't it be clean air?

38:59 I don't know what she says.

39:00 Drew Yeah, but even so, again, we should be able to do better with electric cars.

39:02 Adam I don't think Cameron can afford a nicer car. I mean, $19,000 is a lot of money.

39:07 Guest She only makes $20 million.

39:08 Adam Well, if you think about it, you know, they get paid off the back end of the movie and so when they crunch the numbers and they turn a profit. She's sort of a medium sized condo and van eyes.

39:21 I just love a few nicer cars than that, but you know, you have to appreciate the message she's sending out, which is that even when you're a star and you can afford a Ferrari, you can drive a hybrid because it's better for the environment. We don't need it.

39:34 Adam To me, more of the message is I'm a chick, I don't care.

39:36 Caller Right, well, of course.

39:38 Adam She probably dropped 1200 bucks on a purse, but listen, no, I'm all for anybody who wants to try to do anything.

39:45 I'm all for that. I just want to make sure the message is out there.

39:48 Adam All right, and I do, thank you. And I do find the people driving the Hummers just to be marginally obnoxious.

39:53 Guest Well, in LA, especially, there's no snow. There's no parking. No, how do they, it's big bus driving around.

40:01 Adam And it's always, they always give you these sort of elaborate scenarios. Like, hey, what happens when eight buddies want to go skiing, huh? Then what are you going to do with that Prius of yours? It's like, well, I've never been skiing. Now, do you have any friends? Not really. One guy, he has a Hummer too.

40:17 Drew Is it, is the Hummer, I don't know, is it a lot different than the other SUVs?

40:21 Adam A little bigger, a little, a little heavier.

40:24 Drew They look big, but their gas mileage is a lot worse. I mean.

40:26 Guest They get like a mile a gallon.

40:28 Guest Are they really uncomfortable?

40:29 Adam They're pretty bad. Here's the most important part. If you're in your Prius, they're rolling over you.

40:34 Drew That's the important part.

40:36 Guest That's bad for the Prius.

40:37 Adam All right, let's, and here's the thing too. 50% of hummers on the road have like flat screen DVD players in the sun visor.

40:45 Guest So that's important.

40:46 Adam Very good chance they may be rolling over you right in the middle of biker boys too. They are gonna be watching TV. It's like important. If you're gonna drive a 9,500 pound car, it's important to be watching TV. At the same time. That's right.

40:59 Guest In your sun visor.

41:00 Adam Important to the guy on the moped that you be watching TV in the sun visor. Yeah. And pumping the music so loud that you're-

41:06 Guest You're shaking the windows.

41:07 Adam Yeah, your vision is impaired. Okay. The terrorist may have a point, actually. They may be right about certain things. I hate to say it.

41:17 Drew Did you hear that, the audio tape tonight from Flight 11? One of the flight attendants calling in on a 911 call? It is spooky.

41:26 Guest Oh.

41:27 Adam Flight 11 went into the-

41:30 Guest The first one to go in?

41:31 Drew It's the American flight. So it was the-

41:33 Adam Who was she calling?

41:35 Drew 911? She was calling 911 and saying-

41:37 Guest From the inflight telephone?

41:39 Drew Yeah, from the inflight telephone. This is number five flight attendant, number one is dead. They can't go to the business section because they've sprayed mace and no one can breathe. Which is very cool. Am I just like-

41:49 Guest They are, you know, in pilots. My brother's a pilot for the Marines. He flies 46 helicopters. Really?

41:55 Drew Oh, now Adam has a thousand questions.

41:58 Guest Yeah, he flies 46s. He was in Iraq and stuff.

42:00 Adam I don't even know what a 46 is. What is a 46?

42:03 Guest A 46, it's, well, he'll be proud of me. Remember this, it's a frog. Is there a little nickname for it? And it can carry up to 12 troops and they'll drop them off a lot of the time in the middle. Did you see we were soldiers?

42:16 Adam So he flies, he flies, he's a Marine, you said?

42:18 Guest He's a Marine, but it's kind of the equivalent of that. Yeah, brings troops in and out and can carry cargo and stuff, but not like the 53s or anything, because those are massive. Those are 100 feet long.

42:27 Adam Yeah, I was hoping he was flying like a Cobra or a Black Hawk or something like that.

42:32 Guest Frogs? 46s are impressive.

42:35 Adam You know, the station wagon of helicopters.

42:38 Guest No, that's a 53. A 53 is 100 feet long. That's a station wagon.

42:42 Adam I was saying, I think they have a Comanche, you know, the gunship ones.

42:46 Drew Anyway, it was a spooky tape. Spooky tape, not one of those.

42:48 Guest Well, they always are so calm, though. My point is, pilots, you know, I'm afraid of flying and my brother, what are you afraid? You know, if you're gonna die, you're gonna die.

42:56 Drew Yeah, she was very cool and they really did not have any idea what was going on.

43:01 Adam I never, I didn't even know they released it. I didn't hear anything about it.

43:04 Drew Yeah, just tonight, I just heard, they had like about a four-minute tape that played on the radio.

43:07 Guest There was a flight attendant told me, I know, that told me once that, because people in first class are so just accustomed to flying and they're so snobby that.

43:14 Drew Adam, Adam, I beg your pardon, that would be scary.

43:18 Guest One of the engines was actually on fire, but the first-class passengers were just like, can I have more coffee? I mean, she said that she got so angry, she started flapping her arms and running back and forth through the aisles just to make them be affected, to freak them out. Because normally she has to be really calm.

43:35 Guest Is she get fired for doing that or?

43:36 Caller I don't know.

43:37 Guest She acts like a chicken or a tickle.

43:38 Adam I would have done that move where I slide my sunglasses down my nose and look and say, well, I never. And then I slide them back and look back again.

43:45 Drew Well, sunglasses would be damn. You take those lovey eye shades.

43:50 Adam I like to put the eye shade on. I block out the world when I travel. And then I'm carried from the plane over to the baggage collection. Roman style, you know, a bunch of guys, shirtless guys. All right, let's, let's get a call in here. Drew, we gotta help the kids. Mandy?

44:08 Yeah, I'm here.

44:09 Adam You're 22?

44:11 Caller Yeah.

44:12 Adam What's the matter?

44:13 Caller Well, every guy that is attracted to me is in a committed relationship. And I want to know why I don't attract guys that are single.

44:21 Drew Well, there's only one variable in this that is fixed. And that is you. Do you tend to go and sort of strike up conversations with certain kinds of guys? Are you attracted to certain kinds of guys?

44:32 Caller No, I just got a, well, not just. I've been out of a long-term relationship for about two years now. And I just started dating guys. And I make a lot of friends easily.

44:43 Drew You're fat. Where do you meet these guys? Where do you meet them? Where do you meet these guys?

44:48 Caller At school, at the store, at gas stations, wherever. I just talk to people. And when I start talking to them, and then they express interest, and then I find out that they have a girlfriend or a fiance or a wife. Yeah.

45:00 Adam All the good ones are taken.

45:02 Guest You don't hook up with them, right?

45:04 Caller Some of them I have.

45:06 Drew Before you knew the facts or after?

45:08 Caller No, no, no, after.

45:10 Adam Here's what's...

45:11 Caller No, I'm sorry. Before. Like I hooked up with them and then they tell me, oh, well, by the way, I'm married.

45:17 Drew Was there anything about your history that would clue us into why you do this? Did your dad cheat?

45:23 Caller No.

45:24 Drew Was he not available in some way? Did he skip out or?

45:27 No.

45:28 Drew So there's just bad luck for you. What?

45:31 Caller I was married and my husband cheated on me.

45:34 Drew Oh, interesting.

45:35 Adam 22. What about, do you have friends?

45:39 Caller Yeah.

45:39 Drew Well, no, wait a minute. But here's the thing. She's attracted to cheating guys. Yeah.

45:43 Caller No, no, no. I want a single guy. It's like every time I meet a guy...

45:47 Drew I understand it's what you want, Mandy. But you're implicitly attracted to these guys who are cheaters. You married a cheater.

45:54 Caller Yeah.

45:55 Drew And you have to take a look at that. What is it about that kind of guy?

45:58 Caller She really doesn't... He was committed to me for three years. He was fine for three years.

46:04 Adam Put together 36 months.

46:05 Drew Yeah, forget it. It doesn't count. It doesn't count. Why'd you leave him then?

46:08 Adam All right, cut. Mandy.

46:10 Drew Yes, that's the point. You are attracted to cheaters. And if you don't learn to look at that, you're going to keep attracting them and keep responding to them.

46:16 Adam Drew's right. But here's the problem. Mandy's not going to do anything about this. So here's what you need to do. Do you have female friends?

46:23 Caller Yes, I do. All right.

46:24 Adam Have one of them set you up with a nice guy.

46:27 Drew And if they're boring, that's the guy. That's the guy.

46:31 Adam Both hands.

46:32 Drew Boring guys are what you're to be attracted to now, okay? Because they're exciting guys are going to be the cheaters.

46:37 Adam Right.

46:37 Drew Guaranteed.

46:40 Adam But here's the problem. She's going to be the cheater. She's going to be the cheater. She's going to be the cheater.

46:56 Drew She's going to be the cheater.

46:59 Adam She's going to be the cheater. She's going to be the cheater. She's going to be the cheater.

47:04 Drew She's going to be the cheater.

47:04 Adam She's going to be the cheater.

47:06 Drew She's going to be the cheater.

47:06 Adam She's going to be the cheater.

47:34 She's going to be.

47:59 Adam Hey, yo, Loveline, you know. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Amy Weber here tonight, Hayden Elizabeth here tonight. One running back, one commentator. Amy and I worked together on Son of the Beach, by the way.

48:14 Guest We did, we also worked together on Art House.

48:17 Adam Oh, that was a movie, I forgot, I forgot I did. Many years ago, so we go way back.

48:22 Caller We do.

48:23 Adam Yeah, Art House. It was a-

48:26 Caller Chris Hardwick, a little-

48:27 Adam Very small, like independent, super independent movie.

48:31 Super.

48:32 Drew Independent of the marketplace?

48:35 Adam Independent of everything. It was done, ooh, 10 years ago, nine years ago.

48:40 Like eight.

48:41 Adam Eight, nine years ago. I had a part in it.

48:43 Guest I think I got it somewhere.

48:44 You played the cool guy, yeah. Oh, of course.

48:47 Guest You are cool.

48:47 Adam Typecasting, yeah, thank you. Just for that, you get a nice plug. Lingerie Bowl, 1995, pay-per-view, halftime of the Super Bowl.

48:57 Guest They go to lingeriebowl.com too, if they want more information.

49:00 Adam Yeah, that couldn't hurt. All right, but that's what I call stepping stone masturbation stop. You know what I mean?

49:08 Drew No.

49:08 Adam You're not planning on beating off, then you go to lingerie.com and it's like, all right, I'm not gonna beat off here, but this reminds me, I don't know. Gotta keep moving, you know what I mean?

49:18 Drew On to the next project.

49:20 Adam Right, now I'm bigger and better. All right, where are we, who are we talking to?

49:24 Drew Lisa.

49:27 Adam What's up, baby doll, you're 18.

49:30 Caller Well, I had an abortion in September, and it went well, it went fairly well, nothing really bad happened at all, and I am still lactating.

49:43 Drew Are you on medication?

49:45 Caller Yes, I am.

49:46 Drew What medicine?

49:47 Caller I'm on Resperidol and Lexapro.

49:49 Drew That's why you're still lactating. Yeah, probably, yeah.

49:52 Adam Does it also matter when you get, if you get to abortion the first two weeks or something, you're probably not gonna lactate, right, but if you bring it on late?

50:01 Drew That's right, it'd be a little bit later, but be that as it may, she might have lactated from these medicines anyway, pregnancy or not. So here's what the deal is, you need to get a prolactin level, because if that's over 100, that's a sign that you may have a pituitary tumor that's just being stimulated to produce by these medications.

50:15 Adam You're a real doctor, just love that.

50:17 Drew You also should get a thyroid level, because thyroid can be associated with this also. And then indeed also sometimes after pregnancy, people do get some persistent lactation. There's a medication called Bromocryptine, you can take to dry things up, perhaps, if you have to. But there's Sparadol, you can do this kind of thing, and these are good medicines, but just in some cases, this depression. Are you bipolar? You're bipolar, huh?

50:43 Caller No, I'm not bipolar.

50:44 Drew You're just depressed?

50:46 Caller I have dysthymia and borderline personality disorder.

50:50 Drew The lexapros for dysthymia and the Resparadols for the borderline.

50:54 Adam For your borderline personality, aren't you? I mean, you're almost a personality.

50:58 Drew No, you wouldn't call it borderline, you'd just call it almost a personality.

51:03 Adam Just a couple more miles, you'd be, you're like in San Diego with your personality, just a little bit further to the border.

51:09 Drew Mexicali.

51:10 Adam Actually have one, yeah.

51:13 Drew Calexico, I'm in Calexico.

51:15 Adam All right, glad Drew could help. Let's keep moving. Tim?

51:20 Yeah, that's me.

51:21 Adam You're 21?

51:22 Caller I am. Adam, you're a badass, Drew. You're a badass.

51:25 Adam Thank you.

51:27 Caller I've got a problem. My ex-girlfriend, I used to live in Salt Lake City, Utah. My ex-girlfriend, we were really serious. I moved to Orange County to the Hot Rod Mecca of the universe. Hot Rod? To Hot Rod Mecca. Everything Hot Rod is in California. So I moved there to try to get a career started. Well, she was supposed to move down there with me. Ended up seeing me.

51:50 Adam Hold on. What kind of career?

51:53 Caller Just building race cars and stuff.

51:56 Drew Building race cars.

51:57 Caller Race cars.

51:58 Adam What kind of race cars?

52:00 Caller Actually, I built a streamliner for Chad Herbert.

52:03 Adam Like for Salt Flats?

52:05 Caller Right, Salt Flats.

52:06 Adam What kind of streamliner?

52:07 Caller Double A fuel streamliner.

52:10 The big one.

52:12 Drew By yourself? You're part of a team or?

52:16 Caller Well, it could have been a team. Some unfortunate stuff had happened at the end.

52:21 Adam But what's, okay. You tell me the engine. What's is like a, so it's like a big block?

52:27 Caller No, it's actually a custom built motor that Chad designed himself. It's a full forged block, full billet head. 632 cubic inches.

52:37 Adam Yeah. I think that's called a big block. Isn't it genius?

52:39 Caller No, it's a Hemi, dude.

52:41 Adam It's a big block. It's a big block engine.

52:43 Caller But it's not model after anything.

52:45 Adam It's still a big block.

52:47 Caller You could make one bigger and call that a huge block, right?

52:50 Adam Listen, Jackoff, you know it's a big block. Now, don't give me a hard time.

52:54 Caller Hey, Adam, how did you let Jesse James kick your ass in the Toyota Grand Prix, by the way?

53:00 Adam Well, he came in second, I came in third.

53:03 Caller You did pretty good. I heard you wrecked a couple of cars, though.

53:06 Adam I got behind a slow guy, and he was holding me back. But don't worry, I took care of him. All right, listen, how fast is this car gonna go on the salt flats?

53:14 Caller The record's 419, we're hoping to just destroy it. I mean, it's got, it's twin turbo, 90% nitro. You never know until it happens, you know?

53:24 Adam You guys know about these races?

53:26 Caller No.

53:26 Adam Very exciting stuff.

53:28 Drew Just go straight as fast as you can.

53:29 Adam Yeah, but you gotta come back, too. You gotta do like, you gotta do two passes.

53:33 Drew Yeah, you know, you gotta be able to turn.

53:35 Guest I used to race motorcycles. I did, flat track.

53:38 Adam Really?

53:39 Drew Yes.

53:39 Adam Where?

53:40 Guest In Illinois.

53:42 Adam Wow, no brakes on those bikes. Oh no, wait, that's Speedway.

53:45 Guest That's Speedway.

53:46 Adam Flat track has brakes.

53:46 Guest We have the skid shoe.

53:47 Adam Harley?

53:48 Guest My sister raced a Harley. I raced a Suzuki. I was like 10 years old.

53:52 Adam They got a big lead shoe they put on there.

53:54 Guest Yeah, skid shoe. I still have it.

53:56 Adam Wow.

53:57 Drew 10 years old.

53:58 Adam I'm gonna kick my dad right in the nuts. What do you mean? That's good parenting.

54:02 Drew I would be so freaked out. My daughter would drive in a motorcycle.

54:06 Guest I actually, I ice raced twice. You know, you put the studs in the tires.

54:09 Drew Where was your father?

54:10 Guest He was right there rooting me on.

54:13 Adam True, ice racing. Ice racing is like the craziest motor sport there is. Sort of speedway looking motorcycles with picks on the tires. There's spikes on the tires and racing on a frozen lake. People leaning and spikes everywhere. Now imagine getting in an accident. There's nothing but the spike motorcycles coming at you. Who the hell even gets anyone? Who would get their worst enemy into this sport?

54:43 Guest You know, my dad wanted a boy. So he made him.

54:47 Drew How many siblings do you have?

54:48 Guest I have one sister.

54:50 Adam He wanted a Viking, like he didn't want a guy. He wanted someone who would go back in time and get like Leif Erikson or something. All right, you guys know what the land speed record is?

55:01 Drew He said 419 for this event.

55:03 Adam No, no, but that's not the land speed record.

55:05 Drew Is it like 600 miles an hour or something?

55:07 Adam It's like-

55:08 Drew 630 or something?

55:09 Adam It's past the speed of sound now, I think.

55:12 Guest It breaks the sound barrier.

55:13 Adam Yeah, I think it does. We're gonna look it up. I think it's seven and change. That's pretty crazy considering you got wheels on the ground and you're breaking the speed, the sound barrier. Obviously the speed limit as well. Oh, who cares? Let's talk about Salt Flat Racing.

55:26 Drew He's on four.

55:27 Caller All right.

55:28 Adam And he dropped, Amy drops this bomb about ice racing, right in the middle of this. Go ahead, Tim.

55:35 Caller All right, so anyway, you guys wanna talk about Salt Flat some more or you wanna talk about your girlfriend?

55:38 Drew No, no, we're ready. We're ready for you.

55:41 Caller So we're sure she's supposed to move to California with me. I come back to Salt Lake for just a visit for Christmas. And we ended up hooking up again, you know. Everything's still great while I go back and maybe a couple of weeks later, I get a call that she's pregnant. And I'm like, oh, that's cool, you know. And then she's like, but I don't know who it is. I'm like, yeah, that's not cool.

56:02 Drew Hold on a second. You were broken up, but then you hooked up.

56:07 Caller No, no, no, we weren't broken up.

56:09 Drew Why are you calling hooking up if she's still your girlfriend at that point?

56:11 Caller Well, sorry, for lack of a better word, I guess. I came to town, we had sex several times, unprotected, with no birth control. Call me a dumbass.

56:20 Drew You're a dumbass.

56:21 Caller Dumbass.

56:23 Adam Well, now you don't know whose kid it is.

56:26 Caller Right, the kid's one years old. So I've come back to Salt Lake to find her, just for some closure, I really wanna know if it's my child, I don't wanna abandon him. If it's mine, I wanna take full responsibility. I don't wanna be that asshole dad that wasn't there. I wanna take responsibility.

56:43 Adam Okay, so now what?

56:45 Caller Now she's married, getting abused by her now husband. I'm not really sure what to do, you know what I mean?

56:53 Adam Yeah.

56:53 Caller I saw the kid and he looks just like me.

56:55 Adam Oh, really? But let me say a few things. First off, oftentimes adopted kids look just like their parents. It is kind of amazing sometimes.

57:03 Caller That's true.

57:04 Adam And also if you sort of go in thinking it's you, you might have that feeling, it could be yours. This chick's trouble, she's hooked up with the abusive guy.

57:15 Drew She's married, that's out of your hands.

57:16 Adam Right, but now what about the kid? I mean, look, if she'd married a good guy and they're setting up house, I'd say walk away.

57:25 Caller Yeah, but I would totally walk away. That'd be great. As long as she was happy, I'd be happy too. And if he was taken care of, I'd want to see him and stuff. But it's not like that. She's getting abused. She's Armenian, actually. She was born in Glendale. Yeah. Born in Glendale. Well, her mom's really, really old world. So Christina got pregnant. Sorry, I didn't mean to mention her name.

57:45 Yeah.

57:45 Caller That was an accident. All right. All right. Her mom tells her you need to get married because you're pregnant.

57:51 Adam We don't care. Do you want to get DNA testing and figure out whether this is your kid or not?

57:57 Caller Is that a good idea? Or should I just let a sleeping dog lay, you know?

58:02 Adam It's a tough moral dilemma.

58:03 Drew Here's the thing.

58:04 Adam Can you let it lay? I don't think you can.

58:06 Caller I don't think I can either. I mean, I just want to be a mile in the middle of the night just to find out, you know.

58:10 Drew But here's the deal. You better do it soon. And you better decide what you're gonna do if it is yours. Very, very clear. Because this kid is gonna need your support.

58:21 Adam Okay, let's try to learn from Tim's mistake here.

58:24 Drew Wear a condom. Trojan condoms, plan B. That's the two products you need to get yourself accustomed to.

58:31 Adam Oh, no, I was gonna say, if you're gonna twin turbocharge 600 cubic inch big block, you wanna O-ring that.

58:36 Drew And you wanna call it a big block.

58:37 Adam You will blow a head gasket if you're pushing more than like 25 pounds of boost there. No, what you gotta do is don't hook up with the crazy broads and get them pregnant. Cause that's just, that's a life of pain. Now you got the kid, you got the abusive old man. You got this guy who knows what kind of shape this guy's in. She's getting abused. You gotta think about your flesh and blood, possibly being the victim of abuse at this guy's hands. Who the hell knows? So get the DNA. Here's what you should do. How about this? What about those father's rights groups?

59:10 Drew That's what he's gonna need, I suspect, to clarify what it is he can do once he identifies the child. Or if he can, if he can get the mom even to cooperate.

59:18 Adam Right.

59:19 Drew I don't know. Need to talk to an attorney.

59:21 Adam Oh yeah, but he doesn't have any money. Father's rights. Where do you find that?

59:25 Drew Website, I'll check it out.

59:26 Adam Just go put in like father's rights?

59:27 Drew I guess so. I'll look it up during the break, see if I can find something.

59:30 Adam I actually like to find out the Lance Speed record.

59:32 Drew I'll do both. What are we doing right now?

59:35 Adam I'll find out the Lance Speed record right now. Yeah, I think it's beyond the sound barrier, which is impressive. You know, have it by the way. The Brits.

59:45 Guest Really?

59:46 Adam The goddamn Brits. I say people have the heavyweight belt. They're taking everything, those Brits.

59:51 Guest Those damn Brits.

59:52 Adam Can you believe that they came over on our soil and took the Lance Speed record?

59:56 Guest Right.

59:57 Adam Can you believe that? British racing green rocket car. Disaster, it's a jet car. We should have the Lance Speed record, shouldn't we?

1:00:05 Guest Yes, it's our land.

1:00:07 Adam Yeah. Hey Drew, I don't even think, the Brits even, have they even landed anyone on the moon or anything, Drew? No.

1:00:14 Guest They haven't done anything important.

1:00:15 Guest Have we even landed anyone on the moon?

1:00:17 Adam Well, it's been a while, but the point is is we've been so focused on space travel.

1:00:21 Guest You know that whole thing.

1:00:22 Adam Oh yeah, Capricorn One, I saw that. Zephyr?

1:00:26 Drew Yeah.

1:00:28 Adam 26. All right, hold on a second. I don't, I can't feel. 763.

1:00:37 Drew We're trying to go over 800.

1:00:39 Adam What, they're not going back to seven? They're going for eight? They always do that.

1:00:44 Drew That is the goal.

1:00:47 Adam Sounds like you're asking for trouble because even if you have a mishap, we slow down to five. When we blew out of time. We'd shut down the engines. We'd be coasting for about 400 miles. We're down about 480 miles an hour when there's a little difficulty.

1:01:02 Drew How do these things not lift off?

1:01:08 Adam I really don't know. How's the earth long enough, by the way, for us to keep going in a straight line before we hit something? You know what I'm saying?

1:01:16 Drew It's that great Salt Lake, which I find it amusing when people from Salt Lake always go, I'm from Salt Lake City, Utah, as opposed to Salt Lake City. I don't know.

1:01:27 Adam We all have Salt Lake. All right, let's take a little break.

1:01:30 Drew What?

1:01:30 Adam What time is it?

1:01:31 Drew There are lots of time, five, six minutes.

1:01:33 Adam Yeah, but I'm tired.

1:01:34 Drew Oh, no, not even close.

1:01:37 Adam Yeah, but Drew, you know, it's real stressful, this job. Talking to models.

1:01:42 Drew Play a song?

1:01:43 Adam Musing about world speed record. 765?

1:01:48 Drew 763.

1:01:49 Adam 763. Let's see, Sound Barriers, high sixes, low sevens.

1:01:54 Drew Yeah, I looked that up.

1:01:55 Adam Oh, Sound Barrier moves around a little too, depending on your altitude. So sea level, I don't know what it is. I looked that up, but I think it must have broke the Sound Barrier. Again, Brits have it. We gonna stand by? Here's what we do.

1:02:08 Drew That particular project, I was looking, it was Canadian in the US.

1:02:11 Adam Even worse. Look, we get a Prius, we hop it up, and we take the title back for the good ol US of A. What do you say?

1:02:20 Guest And keep the air clean at the same time.

1:02:22 Adam Meanwhile, we're going 850 miles an hour, we're getting 70 miles a gallon.

1:02:27 Guest I think the Prius is gonna get a little air. Just my personal feeling.

1:02:30 Drew You're right. So I have to put those spikes in the wheels.

1:02:33 Adam That's right. All right, Zephyr? What's happening?

1:02:37 Nothing much, man. All right, buddy. I had a question for you guys.

1:02:43 Adam That's perfect. What is it? Zephyr likes the pot. He doesn't like it, he loves it.

1:02:50 Guest Are you in the pot, Zephyr?

1:02:52 No, I'm not, actually, I'm sober.

1:02:53 Adam What do you, what do you got, six hours?

1:02:56 Drew How many days?

1:02:57 Well, I had a question for you guys since you guys are talking about bipolar. I was wondering what's the difference between manic depression and bipolar?

1:03:05 Drew Same thing.

1:03:06 Same thing? Yeah. And does it affect you sexually at all?

1:03:13 Drew If you're manic, yeah. If you're depressed, when you're depressed, it can be hard to be sexual, it can be you have erectile problems, and when you're manic, things can be sped up too fast, too fast, you can reject it. You're not manic, Zephyr, don't worry, you are not manic. It may have happened in your life, you're sure you're not now.

1:03:31 I was diagnosed with bipolar, not manic depression.

1:03:34 Drew It's the same thing.

1:03:36 They're the same thing, because both are different.

1:03:39 Drew Bipolar, manic depression is the old term for bipolar illness.

1:03:44 Caller Yeah, something like that, but.

1:03:46 Drew Ooh, Zephyr.

1:03:47 Caller Yeah, whatever.

1:03:49 Adam Zephyr, what'd you do? Did you smoke? Did you used to smoke? Smoked a lot of weed, a lot of weed, right?

1:03:56 Drew And then you did some speed, too, right?

1:03:58 Caller Not tonight, no.

1:03:59 Drew Yeah, but when you're doing the speed, if you don't tell the doctors you're on speed, you'll look like you're having manic depression.

1:04:04 Caller Well, I don't do speed. I'm prescribed to Adderall, which is for ADD.

1:04:10 Adam Are you able to work?

1:04:12 Caller Yes, I am. I'm a college student, and I'm working with my brother right now. I work a lot, and I was wondering...

1:04:21 Adam Felt like something else was coming.

1:04:23 Caller Sometimes when I perform sexually, I get too excited, and it doesn't last that long, and some nights it just goes on forever. I had two nights and I had two minutes, and it kind of weirds me out, because it's not like a regular, like I can't control it really.

1:04:42 Adam Who lets you have sex with them?

1:04:44 Caller Why, what's the difference?

1:04:45 Adam Well, I'm just, you got a girlfriend?

1:04:47 Caller Yeah, I mean, I pick up girls.

1:04:52 Adam Okay, drop the S word. I see him as a real ladies man.

1:04:57 Drew I can see by the way, like Courvoisier.

1:05:00 Adam Yeah, I see him as a guy, you know, cape, top hat, really late-backed. Pascot, ladies all swooning.

1:05:07 Drew The guy with the ivory tip.

1:05:08 Adam Ivory tip, spats. Real man about town.

1:05:14 Caller I love spats on a man, don't you, Amy?

1:05:16 Adam Big tipper, real class act.

1:05:19 Guest Spats, those are those things you put on, the white things over the shoes.

1:05:21 Adam Don't yell at me, I know what spats are.

1:05:22 Drew Sometimes they're great.

1:05:23 Adam Yell at Amy. She doesn't know what spats are. She got hit in the head with a spiked motorcycle when she was young.

1:05:30 Guest I'm going to hang out with Zephyr. Zephyr.

1:05:33 Adam All right, Zephyr, please, take your medication, don't do any drugs and take care of yourself.

1:05:37 Drew If you are an addict, Zephyr, Adderall is not a great choice for you.

1:05:41 Adam Don't get anyone pregnant.

1:05:44 Drew Rick?

1:05:44 Adam No, Rick's line is too bad.

1:05:45 Drew Unacceptable.

1:05:47 Adam Can I go five? Felicia?

1:05:50 Hello.

1:05:51 Adam You're 26?

1:05:53 Caller Yes, I am.

1:05:54 Adam What's happening?

1:05:56 Caller I have a bit of a problem. In junior high, I started, I guess, faking my identity to people that didn't know me. Like I would call a chat line and pretend to be somebody else and eventually get in the over-the-phone relationship with this person. And I would then suddenly end it by changing my phone number or just telling them not to call me anymore. And this has carried on into my adult life. And I want to know if this is a problem that I'm going to continue to have unless I seek help for it or if it's just something that we will live our life in some way.

1:06:29 Drew Do you want to gamble?

1:06:31 Adam I don't have any money. Well, here's the thing about everybody with your problems. Can you stop? Because if you can stop, then it's not going to be a problem if you can't stop.

1:06:43 Caller I found that I could stop maybe for a year, but then I get lonely or I just, I crave that anonymous attention.

1:06:51 Drew I get a real strong six to eight-year-old, like, stranger attack to a little bit.

1:06:58 Adam Wait, where anything like that happen?

1:07:01 Caller Well, I did have a lot of sexual abuse as a child. I was molested by three different people, including a family member, before the age of five.

1:07:08 Drew Where did it start?

1:07:09 Caller I believe it was between the ages of three and four. Who was it? One was the grandfather.

1:07:16 Drew Where did it start?

1:07:18 Adam I'm sorry?

1:07:20 Drew Who did it start with?

1:07:23 Caller I don't recall who came first, but it was, there were people that were trusted by my parents.

1:07:32 Adam Your grandfather sexually abused you?

1:07:35 Caller Yes.

1:07:36 Adam That is heavy.

1:07:38 Drew Well, that's what this is all about. This is sexual addiction, and sexual addiction is, you know, sexual abuse is an inciting cause of sexual addictions, and you've got that.

1:07:48 Adam Is the old coot dead?

1:07:50 Caller No.

1:07:51 Adam Oh, that is a shame.

1:07:53 Caller Yeah, and it was something that was never spoken about after it happened. I was just expected to sort of not think about it. And the first time I had sex as an adult, I was raped, and I never told anyone.

1:08:10 Drew Okay, so you're a perfect survivor, a perfect trauma victim.

1:08:13 Adam All right, so how about some therapy for you, Felicia?

1:08:16 Caller I've tried. I've tried therapy. You've got to try again. I can't afford it. I can't afford it.

1:08:23 Drew Okay, then here you go.

1:08:24 I've got a big line here.

1:08:25 Drew You can't afford. Let me do it with you.

1:08:27 Adam Okay, right.

1:08:28 Drew You can't afford not to.

1:08:30 Adam That's good radio. That's good.

1:08:33 Drew But here it is. Here's the deal, please. Look up, call your local 12-step group AA and ask for a S-A, sexotics anonymous, S-A. Go get a sponsor. Start working steps. You'll find people who have these stories and you can't recover from this, but you've got to want to. Right now you're stuck in that cycle of acting out abuse. You're going to attract abusers. You're going to have relationships that are only with people that are unavailable and anonymous. It's reenacting the trauma of your past and it's implicitly left its imprint on your brain. You're going to keep acting it out until you do something to change it.

1:09:04 Adam That's a delightful impulse as a grandfather, isn't it?

1:09:07 Drew Oh, yes. Well, what grandfather doesn't have that sort of an impulse?

1:09:11 Adam Yeah, I mean, that's a lot, right? People argue with me when I want these guys put down. You know what I mean?

1:09:17 Drew Who argues with you?

1:09:19 Adam Actually, no one argues with me. But no one should argue with me. These guys need a nice fat bullet in the head. They really do. They really do. And as I've said, not just, you know, for cosmic justice. For them. If you're so twisted and so f-ed up that you decide it's a good idea to have sex with your five-year-old granddaughter, don't you just want a bullet in the head?

1:09:40 Drew You should be asking people to save you.

1:09:42 Adam You should be begging. Please. Please, sir.

1:09:44 Drew I'm becoming a zombie.

1:09:45 Adam Yes. Yes. Put the bullet in the guy's head. Oh, these grandparents. Oh, all right, I'll never complain about my grandparents again. Yeah, you will.

1:09:54 Drew Yeah, you will.

1:09:55 Adam Okay, until later tonight.

1:09:56 Drew Until five minutes from now.

1:09:57 Adam Well, I usually wait till the show's over.

1:09:59 Drew You're right. Well, no, you usually talk during the show. Tonight, you'll be after the show.

1:10:03 Adam All right, but never again. But Drew, did I tell you? I got to tell you this story.

1:10:08 Drew Yeah, I heard it. How many times?

1:10:09 Adam All right, Amy Haidt and Hayden here, too. And how dare you, Drew? I could fight in you.

1:10:14 Drew Is that your grandmother in the dining room?

1:10:17 Caller All right, please.

1:10:19 Adam How dare you?

1:10:20 Drew What year was it rebuilt by the way?

1:10:25 Adam I put a, I used to be a carpenter. I put a kitchen on my grandmother's house about 18 years ago. It was the worst nine months of my life.

1:10:33 Drew Wow.

1:10:33 Adam Yeah, it's good times. Working side by side.

1:10:36 Drew Does she remember you did it?

1:10:37 Adam I'm not sure.

1:10:40 No.

1:10:45 Adam I remember her working in her underpants. Look, she didn't want to work in her slag. Grandmas don't have painter pants, evidently. We gotta get them some. All right, we're gonna take ourselves a little break. Amy and Hayden are here representing the Lingerie Bowl, Halftime and Super Bowl. Take a quick break, be right back.

1:11:04 Caller Hello, this is your radio.

1:11:48 Adam Hey, yo, Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Hayden's in a little difficulty putting headphones on. We call them cans, by the way. I'll even correct myself with that, you know what I mean? If you say headphones, you'll... I'll correct myself and say... And call them cans. We call them cans, yeah. Amy and Hayden here, both quite substantial, by the way. Ow! These aren't just pretty faces and a tight ass. These are interesting ladies. You'll never find out about that when you're watching The Lingerie Bowl. I gotta be honest with you, but they look so good, you really don't need to know anything else. It's halftime, 1995, everybody. Find out what all the buzz is about. And by the way, you can see Eric Dickerson standing on the sideline. He's... They tell me he's made one practice so far.

1:12:19 Guest No, he came to practices.

1:12:21 Adam I know, he's not... Here's the whole... Let me explain something. Trying to get ex jocks to do anything, ex jocks are used to showing up. They're used to the signings, the autograph things, and stuff like that. They're not used to actually doing stuff. I figured this out. I used to work at a boxing gym, and there was a guy named Mike Weaver, his ex-heavyweight champion of the world. Probably, not in a hay day, not in the greatest heavyweight time. You know Mike Weaver. Built like an Adonis, by the way. Late... He was probably a heavyweight champ in 87 or something like that. Yeah. He was a boxing instructor over there, as I was. Mike Weaver, a guy who's got a heavyweight belt. I did the Golden Gloves a thousand years ago. I got nothing. He's got a thousand years of experience. I got nothing. I was a better teacher than he was though, because Mike would just stand there and he'd just sit down and he'd go, jam, punch, punch, punch. He didn't even say jam, cross, and hook. He'd just be like, punch high, punch low, punch up, punch down, okay, punch, punch. He's just telling stupid white people to run around. You know, he's not interested. You know, that's the part. He was too far away. It was like, why bother? See, this is what you guys get with LT and Dickerson. These are hot chicks running around. You gotta go catch your ball.

1:13:37 Guest He plays with us. No, I mean, it didn't sound right. Football, I meant.

1:13:45 Adam All right, let's, he's not coaching though. He's hanging out. He's hanging out, okay, that's fine. He's there, he's a name plate. Chris?

1:13:53 Chris?

1:13:54 Yeah.

1:13:55 Adam You're 15?

1:13:56 Caller Yep.

1:13:56 Adam All right, you know the land speed record?

1:13:59 Caller Yeah, I got the land speed record. It is driven by Andy Green from Guess Where? The UK.

1:14:07 Great, yeah, horrible.

1:14:09 Drew And what was the speed?

1:14:11 Caller Yeah, the speed is 763 miles per an hour.

1:14:15 Drew I believe I mentioned that a half an hour ago.

1:14:17 Adam He sounds kind of old for. I covered that a while ago.

1:14:19 Drew Well, thanks Chris.

1:14:21 Adam Thanks buddy.

1:14:23 Drew Good time.

1:14:23 Caller Well, wait a minute.

1:14:24 Adam Anything else we've discussed that you want to tell us about? All right.

1:14:31 Caller I'm with you.

1:14:34 Drew We haven't been to Germany or Florida in quite some time, by the way.

1:14:36 Adam It has been a while. All right, 763, land speed record. All right, held by the Brits. Again, what American is gonna step up? Maybe Cameron Diaz. Who's gonna step up? Who's gonna step up and take this back for Uncle Sam?

1:14:50 Drew Or maybe, what was the kid's name we were talking about in Costa Mesa? Tim.

1:14:55 Adam Tim? Look, he's doing piston-driven stuff. These are turbine.

1:15:01 Drew Oh, I didn't realize that. That's interesting. It looked like that, and I think it was a picture. I didn't know.

1:15:06 Adam Come on, buddy.

1:15:06 Drew What's that?

1:15:07 Adam What do you do? What do you do? You put a pill case over your head?

1:15:10 Drew So the piston one has a whole different...

1:15:13 Adam Yeah, you know what I mean. Well, look, how fast a piston engine plane go? Okay, and what about a jet engine? There you go. Same thing.

1:15:22 Michelle? You can hear it better on the phone.

1:15:23 Adam What's happening, baby doll?

1:15:25 Hello?

1:15:26 Adam You're 28?

1:15:27 Oh yeah, hey, I have a question for Dr. Drew. I had a baby 12 weeks ago. And I've been heard, a couple people have told me and my husband's trying to convince me that I can't get pregnant while I'm nursing. And I'm wondering if that's true, why? And if it's gonna run out or...

1:15:42 Adam A pig wants to do you while you're nursing? That is disgusting. I don't know if you can traumatize an infant that way, but I would imagine it could.

1:15:51 Drew I think it might be against the law.

1:15:52 Adam Especially if it's going for oral. Because he's competing with the kid. All right, well, Drew, what about getting pregnant?

1:16:03 Drew Yeah, is it a natural contraceptive? It's not a perfect contraceptive, but the oxytocin that's released during breastfeeding does tend to reduce the potential for ovulation. So yeah, it reduces your risk of pregnancy quite a bit.

1:16:16 Now, will that last the entire time nursing, or will it, like, the oxytocin decrease?

1:16:20 Drew It's not perfect, it's not perfect, but yes, it will last so long as you nurse.

1:16:25 Oh, okay, and I want one more quick question for you. Are you planning on visiting any schools in Arizona anytime soon?

1:16:30 Drew I would love to if they would invite me. I don't think I have anything. I think I have something like Missouri and Indiana and New York on the books, but it's in Kentucky.

1:16:37 Oh, you don't have anything planned in Arizona?

1:16:38 Drew But not for Arizona, but I'd be delighted to come.

1:16:41 Okay, I'll see if I can do something for you guys.

1:16:42 Drew Great. Adam would come, too. It's just for a single flight.

1:16:47 Adam I might come to Arizona, too.

1:16:51 Drew Don't worry, we will. We'll complain about that.

1:16:53 Adam Yeah, sorry. It's only 122 degrees in the summer.

1:16:56 Drew How dare us.

1:16:56 Adam We're way out of line.

1:16:57 Drew How dare we?

1:16:58 Adam Yeah.

1:16:58 Drew Adam and I do not like heat.

1:17:00 Adam Yeah.

1:17:01 Drew We both don't think about that.

1:17:03 Adam Yeah.

1:17:04 Drew But we'll come there to visit your schools.

1:17:05 Adam Listen, it really gets up to the 120s over there.

1:17:09 Drew Yeah, it's crazy.

1:17:10 Guest I wouldn't live there.

1:17:11 Adam No, I wouldn't either.

1:17:12 Guest I'd rather be hot than cold, though.

1:17:13 Guest But 120 degrees, Vegas in the summer, I don't want to, I stay inside the whole time.

1:17:18 Drew Yeah, it's Chadsworth.

1:17:19 Adam And everything gets ugly. People get stupid. It's bad times. You know, everyone gives you their tips. They just stay in, you know. Yeah, I know, I could live underground. I wouldn't have to experience any climate change. How about that? It's a constant 72. Idiots. All right, where's the best place to live climate-wise? Out here by the beach, right?

1:17:40 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:17:40 Adam You don't even like Laguna, that's it. You're done, right?

1:17:43 Drew Yes. Santa Barbara. Or even Maui, which is always 78, 82, that's it.

1:17:48 Guest The ocean's always warm.

1:17:49 Adam Yeah, but it's just 70 feet of rain every year.

1:17:51 Drew In certain parts, in some parts not.

1:17:55 Adam Your car's a, hold on a second there, so your car becomes like a rust bucket in like 10 seconds out there.

1:17:59 Drew You go wild in it, no rain.

1:18:02 Adam What's that Anderson?

1:18:03 Newport, California got voted number one last year.

1:18:05 Drew For climate.

1:18:06 Caller Yeah, because that doesn't change.

1:18:08 Drew Well, Newport Beach and Laguna, they're five miles apart.

1:18:12 Guest Yeah, Orange County basically, right?

1:18:13 Caller Gold Coast. I was confirming, Adam.

1:18:15 Adam Oh, thanks, buddy. All right, where are we going here, Drew? You're very enthusiastic about the calls tonight.

1:18:23 Drew I like all these, here, here.

1:18:24 Adam Yeah, here, here? Sean? You're 18?

1:18:29 Caller Yes, I am.

1:18:30 Adam What's up?

1:18:32 Caller Well, first of all, my girlfriend just started getting the shot, contraceptive, the birth control shot. Uh-huh. And I was wondering if it was still necessary for me to wear a condom if it did anything.

1:18:45 Drew How ago was the shot? Yeah, it approaches 100%, yeah.

1:18:49 Caller Birth control? So I'd be wasting my money on condoms, or keep wearing them?

1:18:54 Drew If you don't mind wearing them, it's a nice added protection against STD, and also, yeah, and also, now your risk of pregnancy is absolutely zero. There'd be no way you're pregnant with condom. A few microns, yeah.

1:19:07 Adam It adds up.

1:19:08 Drew And if, you know, it depends on the respective girth.

1:19:11 Adam It's relative, yeah, it could be as much as half.

1:19:14 Drew Sean, what else?

1:19:16 Caller My other question was, I've been having sex with my girlfriend for a little over a year, and just in the last few months, it started to really hurt her, like pretty badly. I was wondering why, what causes so randomly?

1:19:28 Drew Man, it's kind of weird, isn't it? What point does it hurt? Like when you're just getting started, or?

1:19:33 Caller You know, she described it as like, occasionally it's just a really bad stinging pain.

1:19:39 Drew So sort of burning?

1:19:40 Caller Yeah, burning, I couldn't really-

1:19:43 Drew Is it during sex?

1:19:44 Caller Yeah, during, and hurt, she hurts really badly after, too.

1:19:48 Drew And after, and have you tried different kinds of condoms? Maybe it's the latex or something?

1:19:52 Caller Well, we're using Trojan Magnum, and that's, I mean.

1:19:57 Drew You know, interesting, the Magnum is not that big a one. The Ultra is the big one.

1:20:01 Adam Aw, come on, buddy.

1:20:02 Drew Yeah, Magnum is sort of a tapered one. Yeah, but it doesn't matter, that's still latex. Ultra, what's the big one? I forget the name of the, I think Ultra's. And look, the point is, she needs to be checked out to make sure it's not an infection. That's one of the causes. The other could be changed to be either polyurethane or maybe animal skin condom.

1:20:20 Adam I got a better plan. How about he gets rid of the condom now that she's on the depot shot, and he trades that in for tub of lube.

1:20:26 Drew There you go.

1:20:27 Adam Tub of lube.

1:20:28 Drew What I wanted to ask him was how long he goes before the pain starts. But if it's obviously if it's more than five, 10 minutes.

1:20:32 Adam Get the lube.

1:20:33 Drew Hasten it up a bit.

1:20:34 Adam You go for that lube.

1:20:37 Drew Go for the lube. That's what Adam says. Give it 110%.

1:20:41 Adam And the thing is, is, you know, the condom is probably causing a little friction.

1:20:46 Drew It could be, it could be.

1:20:48 Adam Amanda? You're 20?

1:20:50 Drew Seven. Oh no, sorry, beg your pardon.

1:20:52 Adam You have a baby with a 27-year-old boyfriend. You'd rather be with another guy.

1:20:57 Caller It's not rather be.

1:21:00 Drew Ooh, ooh, ooh, boy.

1:21:01 Adam Uh-oh. You got that little girl voice. Now that means abuse.

1:21:07 Caller No, no abuse.

1:21:09 Caller Huh?

1:21:10 Drew That's what Jennifer said.

1:21:11 Adam Yeah, that's what they all say.

1:21:12 Caller Oh no, never, never have been. All right.

1:21:15 Adam You a small gal? You small in stature?

1:21:17 Caller Uh-huh.

1:21:18 Adam What size are you?

1:21:20 Caller What's your size?

1:21:22 Adam What's your size? What's your dimensions?

1:21:24 Caller Oh, I'm 5'5, about 120.

1:21:27 Adam Yeah, not that small. All right, never sexually abused?

1:21:32 Caller No, never.

1:21:33 Drew No, I'm just gonna abandon them.

1:21:34 Adam Abandon? Did your dad die when you were six?

1:21:37 Drew Foster care?

1:21:38 Caller Uh-uh, they're still here. They're still happily married and everything.

1:21:41 Drew What's your ethnicity?

1:21:43 Caller I'm white.

1:21:47 Adam Something's wrong.

1:21:48 Drew It does not compute, but go ahead.

1:21:49 Adam What's your dad? Is he an attorney or something?

1:21:52 Caller No, he's in between jobs.

1:21:57 Drew Well, right now.

1:21:58 Adam In between gigs? No count.

1:22:04 Caller It's not really them, but my question is, I've been with my boyfriend for almost three years and a couple months, it'll be three years, and I have a friend that I have grown close to who said that he would treat me, you know, love to get into a relationship with me because he knows I have problems with my boyfriend. He would treat me good and be willing to accept me and my baby. Now, the question is, like, I still do have a lot of feelings for my boyfriend now, but I don't.

1:22:36 Adam Why do you want to get out of the relationship with your boyfriend?

1:22:39 Caller Well, the thing is, he's like in between, like, he's kind of, he's lazy.

1:22:45 Adam Just like dad.

1:22:46 Drew Wait, your parent, these are your biological parents? Both of them? Still in your life, they're together.

1:22:53 Adam All right, something's not competing here. Something's screwy. What's wrong? What's going on? When did you lose your virginity? How old was the guy? Family member?

1:23:09 Caller No.

1:23:10 Adam No.

1:23:11 Drew All right, this is the baby's husband. Excuse me, father, right? And you want to take him out of the child's life?

1:23:22 Caller We just don't get along sometimes, and it gets pretty bad.

1:23:27 Drew Does he abuse you physically? But emotionally? And you never suffered anything like that when you were in your family? Nobody yelled at you, no chaos in the home, no yelling?

1:23:38 Caller Well, I mean, we had arguments, but no abuse or anything.

1:23:41 Adam What did your dad do before he was out of a gig?

1:23:46 Caller He was a mechanic.

1:23:47 Adam No, no, no.

1:23:48 Drew Metal.

1:23:49 Adam Worked around metal.

1:23:50 Caller No, not a bad sign. He was no greaser or anything like that.

1:23:54 Adam He didn't use a lube.

1:23:57 Caller I don't know.

1:23:58 Drew All right, what do you want from us, man? What's the question specifically?

1:24:00 Caller Should I take my chance with my friend who can offer me a lot more, who has a steady job, or should I just continue living out with my boyfriend?

1:24:09 Drew We can't answer that. We don't know. No, we don't know the players. We really don't know you. That's a major decision you have to decide for yourself. The 27-year-old's gonna have to be in the child's life. That is the child's father. Obviously, a more stable person may be a better choice, but maybe there are things we don't know. Maybe there are things you can do to work this guy out. Maybe the guy that seems more stable may end up being just like the 27-year-old guy.

1:24:31 Adam Oh, listen, if a man is into him, either he's going to be that way or a man is going to dump him eventually because he's not chaotic enough. But there's still something going on with the man and we can't put a finger on him. We don't have enough time to get to it. Something is up, maybe something with dad. Maybe, I don't know, maybe dad was beating on mom or cheating on mom or something good like that.

1:24:53 Drew Amanda? Anything like that?

1:24:56 Caller No, I mean, they've been married for as long as I've, you know.

1:25:00 Drew Harmonious. Harmonious, you were not adopted yourself?

1:25:04 Caller No.

1:25:04 Drew It was a harmonious marriage? But when you were little.

1:25:10 Adam Stop using harmonious, though.

1:25:11 Drew When you were little, how did it go?

1:25:13 Adam They played the harmonica.

1:25:14 Drew Was there a problem when you were little?

1:25:16 Caller No, I was spoiled, I was like the little girl.

1:25:21 Adam I was daddy's little girl.

1:25:22 Caller I mean, like, I was the angel and the attention getter.

1:25:26 Adam Maybe she just learned to be alluring in order to sort of, she's allures guys.

1:25:31 Drew Why the abusive relationship?

1:25:32 Adam Ah, listen, the guy's just lazy like dad is. Look, Amanda, here's the thing. You gotta stop thinking about using guys to bail you out of your mood. You know what I mean? You're not happy, you're not satisfied. Let me just go on a quick jag here for you ladies. Leave us out of it. You're not happy. Stop busting our chops all the time. Here's the deal. Guys are unhappy, they look in the mirror. Chicks are unhappy, they start looking around like a middle linebacker dropping into pass coverage. Like, oh, what's going on? Who can I blame? I'm not happy. I got needs to not being met. Who's not meeting them? Who is not meeting my needs and what can they start doing differently so I can start feeling different about myself? She's going from one guy she thought was gonna make her feel a certain way, now the bloom is off the rose. Here's another guy, he's got some promises. You know, these are cars. You don't trade one in and get a new one. It's not like you're moving.

1:26:21 Drew This is a great South Park tonight.

1:26:22 Adam This is the cold and calculated about. This is the father of your child, for Christ's sake.

1:26:26 Drew Stands parents get divorced.

1:26:27 Adam True, I don't care about cartoons. Some of these are lives we're dealing with.

1:26:31 Drew And they get divorced and he goes, I don't like my sister. How about I leave her? And he goes, oh no, she's family. You can't leave her. And he goes, oh, mom and dad, when you married mom, you were family too. You're so young.

1:26:41 Adam Yeah, that's what she's doing. Drew, not exquisitely funny, but apropos.

1:26:46 Drew Interesting, yes, thank you.

1:26:48 Adam Hey, you made you think. Made you think.

1:26:50 Drew That's what I wanted to do.

1:26:51 Adam Made you think, why the F did Drew tell that story? That's what made you think about it.

1:26:54 Drew That's what I'm interested in.

1:26:55 Adam No, you're right. You're right. And listen, Amanda, don't think about a new guy. It never works. And she's looking for guys. I hear that in her voice. Got the little girl voice. Come save me, daddy's little girl. Okay, take a quick break. Hayden and Amy both here from the Lingerie Bowl. Take a quick break.

1:27:17 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:27:32 Adam Thank Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah.

1:27:34 Caller It's the Loveline.

1:27:36 Adam I'm not tired. I'm ready to do the show. Drew's ready to pack it in and head home. I'm a gamer. What you call a gamer? Speaking of games, Drew. Yeah? Big lingerie bowl coming up. Halftime of the Super Bowl. Yeah, smooth, silky smooth. Little seven on seven arena rules. You know what I'm saying? Lots of big hits, though. It's full contact. There's no flag football game, kids. This is helmets, pads, boobs everywhere. Fantastic. Yeah. And that's 1995. Again, pay-per-view. You know, that's cheap.

1:28:13 Guest It's a good deal.

1:28:14 Caller Lots of fun.

1:28:16 Adam You ever scan the pay-per-view channels late night and see the pathetic ones at like 399?

1:28:23 Guest Is it you? Are you?

1:28:26 Adam If I had something, it would be on in the 399.

1:28:29 Drew What kind of things are they?

1:28:30 Adam Oh, they'll have like the-

1:28:32 Guest Cricket, they have cricket.

1:28:33 Adam They have cricket?

1:28:34 Guest Yeah.

1:28:34 Adam Yeah.

1:28:35 Guest Who watches cricket?

1:28:37 Adam They'll have like really just, they'll have bad bands from years ago, you know, they've got back together and doing a bad gig at the, you know, the infield of some drag strip or something. It's pathetic.

1:28:49 Guest A gymnasium at a middle school dance, making their comeback.

1:28:51 Adam They'll have like the paisans of comedy, all these Italian guys doing bad, doing just bad Italian, you know, just Godfather and the Sopranos jokes. You know, it's like $3.99, a bunch of Italian. So it's always bad when they're introducing the guy and they go, as seen on. Oh yeah. So it's always bad. Cause you don't know who he is until somebody explains to you.

1:29:16 Guest Do you order this? That's why you know some of you.

1:29:18 Adam No, the commercial's enough. Commercial's enough. I would order it. I should order it.

1:29:23 Drew Just for novelty's sake.

1:29:24 Adam Yeah, I'm gonna order it. And by the way, speaking of ordering stuff, what happened to that thing that everyone's talking about a few years back? Like, there's one day you're gonna click on the TV, every movie ever created's gonna be just waiting out there for you. It's gonna be three bucks, you get them all. Yeah, it's on the way.

1:29:40 Drew So, by the way, so is pay for everything on TV.

1:29:42 Guest So are electric cars.

1:29:44 Adam But it's been on the way, yeah, like the electric car and the bullet train to Vegas. It's been on the way for 30 years. Where is it?

1:29:50 Guest Somewhere, wait, what is this, a movie thing you can?

1:29:52 Adam It's like, here's the problem. You go to the pay-per-view section because you want to stay in and watch a movie and buy it off the set. And I'm fine with it because it's like a buck 99 or 2.99. You get to watch a nice digital quality movie and why go to the theater and all that kind of stuff. They have like four movies to choose from and the rest are like wrestling events. I'm saying, how about a library? You know, I mean, how about a couple thousand movies? Yeah, about stuff, you know, eight years ago, 20 years ago, maybe you want to see a classic, maybe you want to see Gone with the Wind, where is it? You know, and just fire it all up and get it. Can we can't do that, we don't have that?

1:30:28 Drew Let's work on that, true, work on that.

1:30:30 Adam Because I blame you.

1:30:33 Drew For most things.

1:30:33 Adam And our bullet train, where's that?

1:30:35 Drew That's my problem.

1:30:36 Adam Erin? You're 15?

1:30:38 Caller Yeah.

1:30:40 Adam You're four months pregnant? You use speed each day?

1:30:44 Drew Mm-hmm.

1:30:46 Adam All right, perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

1:30:48 Caller Not exactly.

1:30:50 Adam Oh, every day you do speed, huh?

1:30:53 Caller Not every day, almost.

1:30:54 Drew So you're gonna get some help with this?

1:30:56 Caller I'm thinking about it, I mean, I know I should.

1:31:00 Drew You understand it's considered child abuse?

1:31:03 Caller No, I didn't know that.

1:31:04 Drew Yeah, that's child abuse. You are killing the child. You might as well, you know.

1:31:10 Adam Well, you're a child too, so you're abusing, it's double.

1:31:13 Drew In a way, that's true.

1:31:13 Adam It's double child abuse.

1:31:14 Drew And it's, you know, it was a very serious issue, and you could end up with a profoundly damaged child. At your hands.

1:31:21 Adam They're, by the way, they're prosecuting these days for this stuff.

1:31:25 Drew Absolutely.

1:31:26 Adam And hold you responsible.

1:31:27 Drew So it's time to go into a program, then make a call, get in now, because you are not going to stop on your own.

1:31:35 Caller Well, what can it do, like exactly to me and to the baby?

1:31:39 Drew Well, to you, it can damage the mood centers of the brain. First of all, it's obviously caused severe addiction and it can kill you, just the addictive disease. And commonly what people get is a destruction of the mood centers of the brain when they use a lot of speed. Child gets brain damage and the child can lose its life. It can be, you can abort, there'll be stillbirth. That's a best case scenario. Yeah, both you have, our lives are in danger. And it's a time that you made a call like this evening, if there's any psychiatric hospitals nearby.

1:32:06 Adam Why didn't you get an abortion?

1:32:09 Caller I didn't want to. I had a miscarriage the first time. And it was really traumatizing.

1:32:15 Adam All right, well you're 15. So you must come from a lot of trauma. Okay, well look, here's the whole thing, everybody. And this is the bad part. I don't know why we're set up this way, but you come from trauma. So now you're traumatizing yourself, and guess what, you're traumatizing your unborn child. And don't worry, once that kid pops out, then the real trauma begins, because trauma mom is gonna come to her.

1:32:41 Drew What was the plan? What was the plan?

1:32:43 Adam From an evolutionary standpoint.

1:32:45 Drew What was the plan with that one?

1:32:46 Adam Well, I don't know if you wanna blame God or you wanna blame nature. What was the plan? What was the plan of poor Erin having a life of abuse, cranking out a kid who she could then bring the cycle of abuse to?

1:33:01 Drew And continue acting abuse out upon herself compulsively. What is that plan? Why were we wired like that? That's amazing.

1:33:09 Adam I don't know, but I would like the people that were coddled to abuse themselves later in life. The kids that had great childhoods. You guys burn yourself with a cigarette butt. Let the people that took abuse, let them get a little break, have a little abuse vacation.

1:33:22 Drew I need to visit that little podium you were talking about earlier in the show.

1:33:24 Adam Talk to God.

1:33:25 Drew And see what the plan was.

1:33:26 Adam What was that plan? You know what I mean? You know, if I was talking to him, he'd go, ah, I didn't, I just, I wasn't thinking, I didn't. You weren't thinking, were you? You weren't. And don't ever talk when I'm talking. Take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:33:42 Caller Okay, so I know there's nothing wrong with me.

1:33:44 Caller So what's up?

1:33:48 Caller But I tried everything else and thought, what the hell?

1:33:57 Caller 877-889-DATE.

1:34:00 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:34:18 Adam Well, everybody, that's the program. We thank Amy and Hayden for coming in here. A delight, both of you, delights. My pleasure, my pleasure. Not Drew's, Drew likes the lads. I like the ladies. That's where we part ways. But delightful, both of you. Everyone, go out and purchase that lingerie bowl. Halftime of the Super Bowl, 1995. All the money goes to charity. Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't. The point is, it's good chance for that money. Some does.

1:34:48 Guest Aids Alliance of America.

1:34:49 Adam Aids Alliance, that's right. That's right. That's right. All right, so 1995, get that. We'll be back tomorrow night. Until next time, Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:35:04 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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