Episode 1000586902182

0:54 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

1:00 Voiceover Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:03 Voiceover Hey everybody, it's the Loveline. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist, and the greatest writer in super cross history, Jeremy McGrath is here tonight. A dear, dear friend. Good to see you again, Jeremy.

1:19 Jeremy McGrath Nice to see you guys.

1:20 Adam Thanks. Jeremy's got a book out called Wide Open, A Life in Super Cross. Drew was just looking through it and amazed. Were you not, Drew?

1:30 Drew Amazed at the pictures.

1:31 Adam Lots of pictures, lots of stories. It's all there. And it is that you can get it anywhere. You get Amazon, anywhere else, any book outlet.

1:40 Drew It's out now.

1:40 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, the book came out today, yeah.

1:42 Adam And let me just say this about Jeremy, for those of you who aren't familiar with his work. By far, the most dominant supercross rider in supercross history. And people think that supercross has been going around. Oh, what's it been, 10 years? No, it's been like 30, 35 years or something. I mean, it's been a while. I mean, I remember being a kid and hearing about the Super Bowl of motocross at the Coliseum in the mid 70s, late 70s.

2:09 Jeremy McGrath Exactly. When did it start? I think it started in 74.

2:12 Adam Yeah, so we're talking about 30 years. Yeah, that's plenty of time for somebody to be good and so far. Just Jeremy. But Jeremy retired last year and is now moving on to a book riding and touring and sponsoring and what do you what's what's a normal day like for you?

2:33 Jeremy McGrath Well, unless I'm riding my bike, it's I don't know.

2:35 Adam Do you ride every day?

2:36 Jeremy McGrath No, I try and ride a couple of times a week nowadays, and I'm messing around with that super moto bike, so I try and get out doing that. And I mean, lately, I've just kind of been taking a break.

2:48 Adam Well, what is a super moto bike?

2:51 Jeremy McGrath Super moto bike is when you take some people might know it's you take a 450 four stroke motocross bike and you put the 17 inch wheels on it and you race the are you you race on the asphalt. It's about 80 percent asphalt and 20 percent dirt.

3:06 Adam Right. And it has some it doesn't really have big jumps, but it has some ups and downs and some berms and it's like a high bread.

3:14 Jeremy McGrath Exactly. It's kind of something that they had over here in the 80s. You might remember as super bikers, they had at Carlsbad and stuff. And then they had it over. They it's it's pretty big over in Europe. And this year was the first year of it over here.

3:26 Adam They're by the way, they're wacky for their motorcycles in Europe. I mean, we're pretty crazy for the dirt stuff here and marginally for the street stuff, but they're insane for the street stuff.

3:38 Drew They like the bike, though.

3:39 Adam They like everything about it. I mean, they're into like trials and stuff over there. The best form of any any motor racing, though, is hill climbs, by the way. Like I like the guys, the guys that have the motorcycle. The front of the bike looks stock, but the swing arm is 14 feet long. And it has like 70 foot of a chain driving a paddle tire with a chain on it. The guys got like a outboard motor on it. And the guys are great because you weren't a football helmet or something.

4:09 Jeremy McGrath Hey, I did a hill climb this year.

4:11 Adam Oh, you did?

4:11 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, the Billings, Montana one. And it's the great American hill climb.

4:15 Adam Is it Harry?

4:16 Jeremy McGrath And it's yeah, it's Harry. I always wanted to experience it and I caught a little flak for it. But Hill Climb was great. And Adam, you'd enjoy this. I rode a 2500 Harley Davidson over the top. They had 218 horsepower.

4:29 Adam So then it was I mean, basically, it's to give you some perspective. Yeah, because you know nothing about any of this.

4:35 Drew But I know there's no it's basically 28 hours hauling him up the hill.

4:39 Jeremy McGrath That's it.

4:39 Adam But here's the thing. Jeremy raced in 250 CC class, right? 250 CC and 2500 is it's ten times bigger.

4:48 Drew Yeah.

4:49 Jeremy McGrath Yeah.

4:49 Adam You know, it's not I mean, it's a thousand CCs is would be the 1000.

4:54 Jeremy McGrath Yeah.

4:55 Adam You got you know what I'm saying here, Drew?

4:57 Drew You're with me.

4:57 Adam Yeah, it's it's ten times bigger.

4:59 Jeremy McGrath Yeah.

4:59 Adam That engine. And he goes plenty good on the 250.

5:02 Drew But that and there's no weight. That's 250 horsepower. Oh, yeah.

5:05 Jeremy McGrath And it was power to weight was ridiculous.

5:07 Adam I mean, that just sounds possibly dangerous.

5:11 Drew It was.

5:11 Jeremy McGrath I was scared. I mean, I I was I never wear a chest protector, you know, and I mean, first of all, the hill is vertical, you know, and you're you're looking at the top straight up.

5:21 Drew Yeah.

5:21 Jeremy McGrath You go up through the chute and it's it's super steep. And I got on the bike and I was like, oh, man, I better this thing. It was you had to put a side starter on it. So it was it was incredible. And I put on the chest protector because I was afraid if I fell and the thing landed on me, I would I would hurt myself.

5:36 Drew So people fall back.

5:37 Jeremy McGrath Oh, yeah.

5:37 Drew So it's so vertical.

5:39 Jeremy McGrath They have those people.

5:40 Adam Look, the main injury are the guys who are trying to catch the bike. The catcher once it starts going down the hill. Well, I don't mean rolling down the hill. I mean, partwheeling down the hill. Yeah, it's by the time they get to the end, it's vertical. I mean, because if you look at it this way, any any weekend warrior could take a bone stock 250 Honda or Yamaha or Suzuki and take it up something that you couldn't hike up.

6:05 Jeremy McGrath Yeah.

6:05 Adam You know what I'm saying? I mean, you'd be blown away at just that you're with your average construction worker who putts around on the weekend, could get up on a bone stock motorcycle. So in order to do a hill climb, the things got to be inverted at the last 60 feet has just been all the all the hand all the catchers that are on the hill at the shoot at the top where we're on ropes.

6:24 Jeremy McGrath So when they jump out to get the bike, they have a big hook and they try and hook the rim or the wheel so they can stop the bike.

6:30 Drew How about you? They could try to get you too.

6:32 Jeremy McGrath Well, you know, hopefully, yeah, they try and get the guy too and just stop him from.

6:36 Adam Yeah.

6:36 Jeremy McGrath But, you know, I did, I every time I made it over five out of seven times, I was pretty lucky.

6:41 Adam Making it over isn't always I didn't make it to the steep part.

6:44 Jeremy McGrath So I didn't didn't have to fall back.

6:46 Adam You get some guys. The trouble starts over the top, too. Someone get a little air over a lot of air. Yeah, most of the time, they slow down to a point where they're happy to make it to the top. But once in a while, guy blasts over the top. It's not a science, this hill climbing stuff. It's hairy. I'd like to see a little more of that.

7:04 Jeremy McGrath But you're right. You know, at the hill climb, you get the football helmet and the sunglasses charging up the hill.

7:10 Adam It attracts a certain quality of fan to Drew. If you could picture the guy, the guy with the hat fashioned out of that mullet, I got there in my book this month. Yeah, let me slather a little more saliva on Jeremy's ass real quick. We had who was in here last night, Angie Everhart. We're talking about the Toyota Grand Prix race that Jeremy won in the pro class. And let me just say this, of course, everyone says, well, Jeremy's a racer, but he's a motorcycle racer. And he had to race against guys that not only done the race multiple times, but were automotive racers, professional automotive racers. And Jeremy pulled pay attention over here, Drew.

7:53 Drew Don't look at the book.

7:54 Adam I'm over here. Jeremy did a move and it's a little hard to pass. I mean, because all the cars are equal and people are fairly skilled and all that kind of stuff. Jeremy pulled a move. There's one hairpin turn. And the whole deal with the hairpin turn is go down to second and don't hit it too hard and don't get loose and then and then come out of it and tack it back up. Jeremy went wide, almost stopped, crammed it into first, peeled out in first and slid past the person who was in second. There's not another person out of the, you know, 15 people that were doing the race. Nobody put it in first. No one thought of it. No instructor ever said to do it. No one. That was I just thought I saw Jeremy do that move. I was totally blown away and I thought that's that's the racing experience.

8:38 Jeremy McGrath Yeah. Yeah. I don't know when you decided that corner when you were in second gear, the car was bogging down sizes. I was like, hey, I'm going to put it in first gear and smoke was coming off and it was crazy. I don't want to drive. Yeah.

8:50 Adam Right. That was that was very impressive. I must say.

8:54 Jeremy McGrath Thanks.

8:54 Adam And as I was saying last night, I think was me and Jeremy and Josh Brolin at the track and wherever the hell that was Willow Willow Springs, pouring rain, doing some hot laps, getting sideways.

9:06 Jeremy McGrath That was fun.

9:07 Adam Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah.

9:09 Jeremy McGrath Great experience. You'd love it, Drew.

9:12 Adam Where the hell where the hell are we? Five. We got a phone. Talk to Elena. Elena. You're 18. What's up? Good.

9:27 Drew So what?

9:28 Adam Me neither.

9:28 Drew So what? No.

9:33 Adam Drew, what percentage do you think of women? Is it a little bit of a wives tale?

9:37 Drew Yes, especially at 18, 19, 20.

9:40 Adam Well, how old were you? Were you just did this this weekend? Oh, really?

9:45 Drew 18.

9:45 Adam Oh, nice. Who's the guy? You like the guy?

9:49 Drew He's what? He's cool.

9:52 Jeremy McGrath I thought she said he was married.

9:53 Drew That's what I heard. He's married to me.

9:55 Jeremy McGrath I think she said he's nice to me. There you go. All right.

9:58 Adam Is he your boyfriend? Was it disappointing? Not all?

10:03 Caller No, actually, the entire time, he focused on my pleasure, actually.

10:08 Adam Mm-hmm. Well, enjoy it, because that's the last time.

10:11 Caller Yeah.

10:12 Adam Remember the days when we used to focus on her pleasure?

10:15 I love how guys do that.

10:17 Adam It's like, this is all about you for the first two weeks. And then for the next 20 years, it's going to be about me and my needs. Except for, as guys, we don't really have needs, other than just to...

10:27 Drew Like, still.

10:28 Adam Yeah, just like, lie still and be left alone. Thank you. Marissa?

10:33 Yeah.

10:34 Adam You're 24?

10:36 Caller I was just wondering if it was at all possible to get, like, a very short, very light period and be pregnant.

10:43 Drew That's not a period, then. That's first trimester bleeding. That's kind of a serious thing.

10:48 Caller Okay. But it was, like, right when I should have gotten my period.

10:54 Drew It doesn't matter.

10:55 Caller Well, why?

10:56 Drew Wait a minute. That's your period. You're not pregnant.

10:58 Jeremy McGrath Yeah. What makes you think you're pregnant?

11:03 Caller Because I had unprotected vikes and I was, I don't know, just assuming for a while that I was, but then I got a very short, very light period.

11:14 Adam Well, but you haven't taken a test yet.

11:16 Caller I took a test, actually, but it didn't say anything. And so I made an appointment for the doctor, but it's not till next week.

11:23 Adam Wait a minute. What? You mean you took one of those take-home tests where you crap on the stick? I didn't have anyone to repeat on them now.

11:32 Drew You can do either.

11:32 Adam Because I always, I would always crap on this. Yeah, that's no doubt.

11:37 Jeremy McGrath What does it say when you do that, Adam?

11:39 Adam It registers brown. And the thing that's funny is it says, you know, blue or pink, and it's always, it's always brown. Well, it just wasn't a line. And then. A what?

11:50 Caller It was supposed to be a line, no matter what, like one line if you weren't, and two if you were, and there was no line. So, I don't know. But it was the day after the period that I thought was the period ended, so I don't know if that has anything to do with it.

12:05 Drew It probably was your period.

12:07 Adam Yeah.

12:07 Drew You're probably not pregnant, but you definitely should be tested. And if you are pregnant, then it wasn't your period, and it was first trimester bleeding, and that's actually a wholly different thing and needs to be checked out. That's heading towards miscarriage sometimes or a topic pregnancy. So if you have a lot of pelvic, when are you seeing the doctor? If you get a lot of abdominal pain between now and then, go in right away.

12:31 Adam Got a question for Jeremy here from 14-year-old Silk. Did I hit that right? Silk.

12:42 How are you guys doing tonight?

12:43 Adam Good.

12:45 Let me first say, Drew, I read most of your books so far, and I've recommended it to all my buddies. I think it's amazing, and I recommend it for all Loveline listeners to go out and buy some of that.

12:56 Adam No pictures, though. Not like Jeremy McGrath's new book.

12:59 Yeah.

12:59 Adam That's all I want to do.

13:01 Yeah.

13:02 Adam He's doing the can-cans and the pancakes. He's doing everything here.

13:06 All right, man. Okay. So, Jeremy, I just want to ask, well, how did you get into motocross and what is your favorite signature stunt you have ever performed?

13:19 Jeremy McGrath Well, my dad was a rider when I was young, so he was always taking us out riding. And actually, the guys that I raced with most of my career, they started when they were really young. And I raced BMX, actually, when I was young, you know, nine, eight, nine, ten, eleven, and finally started racing motocross at fourteen. I think I think my mom wanted me to wait in my and my dad wanted me to wait a little longer. So I was a little more safer, just a little older, didn't get hurt or anything.

13:49 Drew So was your mom even still freaked out when you finally did it? Yeah, I remember the story.

13:54 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, my parents, they my mom was really kind of freaked out over it.

13:58 Adam Yeah, and yeah, but they made the adjustment. I saw the dad in the two million dollar van, 18 wheeler sucking on a butt and enjoying himself. He made the adjustment. Nice.

14:11 Jeremy McGrath When I when I get when I was racing BMX, a friend of mine raced motocross at the same time. So he kind of got me to go over there and try it out. And I fell in love. I mean, I knew I loved it from the day I rode. I mean, I had a motorcycle when I was five years old and just got to ride a bunch. I never really had a new bike until I was 14 years old and my parents got me one for my birthday. And and then I started. So ever since that day, I was I knew this is what I wanted to do.

14:36 Adam When did you start making money?

14:40 Jeremy McGrath Well, you know what? When you're young, you can race series where you get contingency or you get back in the day. There was a I rode Yamaha. So that there was a thing called YZ bucks and you you could win those at the series, even being a novice or an intermediate kid, and and you can use those for buying parts. So as far as making actual dollars, it was end of 1988 when I first turned professional.

15:03 Adam Oh, because we're still we're getting paid in parts here.

15:06 Jeremy McGrath Well, you know, we're like microphone parts. Yeah.

15:09 Adam We get parts from computer. We get that. I'm almost up to a whole board, by the way, Drew. I'll be able to start my own radio station. Mic cables, chats, all the stuff, I mean, for years. Right.

15:21 Drew I'm jealous.

15:22 Adam Station coffee mugs. Oh, yeah. I've been doing well, Drew.

15:26 Drew Pissed.

15:27 Adam All right.

15:27 Jeremy McGrath And as far as my favorite stunt, of course, to be the knack, knack.

15:30 Adam Yeah. Now, how's that knack, knack go?

15:32 Jeremy McGrath Well, it's you just take one leg. I mean, you jump off it. You got to get big air and you jump off the side of the bike. And the one like for me, the right leg would come around and go on the other side of the bike. And right. Put it back on. That's kind of a BMX trick. And I just kind of transferred over to the motocross was looking for something different.

15:54 Adam And that's a BMX trick.

15:55 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, there it is right there.

15:57 Adam Yeah, there's a knack, knack.

15:59 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, that's that was it started in BMX.

16:02 Adam Oh, did. Yeah. Yeah. I were a BMX. Yeah, I used to race a little BMX. What about you, Drew?

16:09 Drew Oh, yeah, sure.

16:10 Adam No, no, no, I didn't have that.

16:12 Drew They didn't have that. They had a stingray had just been invented when I was that age.

16:17 Adam Drew had a bicycle with a giant front wheel. No, and he wore a bowler and wax in his mustache.

16:24 Caller He had to wear spats and suspenders and a raccoon coat. What are you talking about?

16:30 Drew Oh, no, no, no.

16:30 Adam Didn't you see the movie on any Sunday?

16:34 Drew I'm trying to think when it came out.

16:36 Caller What did you do?

16:37 Adam Did you sit down and decide that every movie I've seen?

16:40 Drew I wouldn't say.

16:41 Adam You'd cleanse your mind of it. How did you know in advance what movies I was going to see so that you couldn't see them in 1973?

16:48 Drew Very simple. You saw all of them? I saw none of them. Pretty simple.

16:51 Adam Idiot. On any Sunday, it was a big movie.

16:55 Drew I remember I remember hearing about it. I did not see it.

16:57 Adam All right. But that movie.

16:59 Drew That was I was read. But I think I was probably like, of course.

17:03 Adam That movie.

17:04 Jeremy McGrath I was young.

17:04 Adam Probably.

17:05 Drew Probably.

17:06 Adam Oh, man, that movie's probably like 73, 74.

17:10 Drew I was 15, 16. You know, it's all right.

17:15 Adam But they had bicycles. Believe you me. Chris, get on the Internet. Find out when any Sunday was on. I could be 72. Sounds like about 72, 73. Where are we going here, Drew?

17:27 Drew Germany or Florida.

17:28 Adam Playing a little something called Germany or Florida. They people give the bizarre question or bizarre story. And we guess Germany or Florida. Go ahead, Ray.

17:37 Hi, I got a quick question first. Stool samples. What's up with them?

17:42 Drew And like, how do you get them?

17:42 Do you like put them in like one of them urine specimen cups or a bag?

17:45 Drew Sometimes, sometimes. You gotta like fish them out or something. Sometimes, depends what we're looking for.

17:49 Adam What about when you send people home?

17:51 Drew To bring back stuff.

17:52 Adam Yeah. To mail.

17:54 Drew Yeah.

17:55 Caller What happened if all they had is like buckshot too?

17:57 I mean, is that any good?

17:58 Adam Hold on a second.

17:59 Drew No, the stuff to mail.

18:00 Adam Let me say this. I had the mail thing once. I ran out of steam with that.

18:04 Drew Yeah.

18:05 Adam There was a, it was like, hey, don't eat any meat and smear a little crap On this card. On this card.

18:13 Drew You got the glunk stick.

18:15 Jeremy McGrath Oh, that's where you get the stick.

18:17 Adam Spread it out. No, that was pregnancy test. And do it like three times over the course of like two weeks. I had like a three by five card with two Duke swatches on it for like six months sitting next to my sink. And eventually at a certain point, I ran out of steam. I was like, I don't know. I don't know what the shelf life is of the Duke swatch or when it goes bad or when you can't be handled in the mail. But at a certain point, I just went, I've run out of steam with the Duke swatch and I'm throwing it.

18:50 Drew Stan, you need to get the colonoscopy done.

18:51 Adam Now I'm throwing the colonoscopy.

18:53 Drew That will replace the Duke swatch.

18:55 Adam The Duke swatch seems like, like you can't get people to return library books. Now you got to get them to crap, not eat red meat and then for each day and then crap on the paper and then send it in. It's a disaster, Drew.

19:08 Jeremy McGrath Now what do you need? What do you need those for?

19:10 Drew Checking for blood. Cold blood, blood mixed in with the stool. You want-

19:15 Adam But here's what I'm saying. You want your crap, you get it while the guy's at the office.

19:19 Drew Well, that is this way.

19:21 Adam So be it.

19:21 Drew That's with the finger.

19:22 Adam Drew's showing the finger, but so be it. You harvest your own crap like a man.

19:26 Drew You'd rather have the finger than the-

19:27 Adam You don't deal with the pussy way by sending the patient home telling him to crap in a manila envelope and send it to you.

19:32 Drew I generally find the finger is more efficacious. That's right.

19:35 Adam Why can't I do the Duke swatch at the office? I mean, I can produce. I'm not like most guys.

19:42 Drew Yeah, you could.

19:42 Adam I'm crap right now. I'm crapping now. Too late. You drew the line in the sand, Drew, and I called your bluff.

19:53 Drew Pleased, impressed, and somehow humbled. But be that as it may. And the other thing he's asking about is the real samples of stool for like parasites and infectious agents, stuff like that. And that we give them a sort of hat that fits over the toilets and the toilet seat. And like a big gutter.

20:08 Caller That's how the sombrero was invented.

20:10 Jeremy McGrath It's a Duke gutter.

20:11 Drew I hold a high hat sometimes.

20:13 Adam Really? And you crap into that? Yeah, you crap into that. It has a sieve like effect, does it not?

20:21 Drew No, it's just a bucket.

20:22 Adam What about the liquid part?

20:24 Drew You want the liquid.

20:25 Adam Oh, you do?

20:26 Drew Or the pee. Yeah. Before you go somewhere else. You gotta just produce the brown.

20:29 Adam Geez, I hate to get gross, but as long as we're into it. Nothing makes you feel like less a man than when you're taking the Duke, like I wasn't working today for the second day in a row, by the way, I'm really on a roll. I was telling Drew last night, Jeremy, that my Duke cycle is not to Duke at the Jimmy Kimmel show.

20:51 Drew It's the holiday Duke cycle.

20:52 Adam But I'm on holiday crap cycle because I've been off for like the last two weeks and some have been getting up later and I'm taking that Duke at 1130 and that's when I'm at work. You see, I got a shift. I got crap lag. But the point is, I was taking the dump, I was reading the sports page, noticed it felt a little moisture on the thigh, realized that part of the urine had sprayed and hit the pant leg and the boot and all that and nothing makes you feel like less a man because what it's really saying is, is the dork is sticking more out than it is down. And let's face it, it could happen to anybody.

21:29 Drew I beg your pardon.

21:31 Adam No, I mean, first off, you're a little nervous because you're in your public place.

21:36 Drew It's cold.

21:37 Adam Cold tile.

21:38 Jeremy McGrath It is winter. It is morning time.

21:40 Adam And if you're sitting in that position where you're kinda, you know, you're hunched over a little and you got your ass stuck back. Well, you know, if you shrug your shoulders and get your head tucked back.

21:51 Drew If you had a turtleneck on, yeah.

21:53 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, a little bit of that.

21:54 Drew Last time it happened to me, I was seven.

21:56 Adam Really? Yeah.

21:57 Jeremy McGrath You must've been pinching it off.

21:58 Adam I was, I don't know, but it was like a spray. I felt the spray. I like, by the way, when you're a little confused, huh? What could that be? Gee, what could it be? What else is it gonna be? You think a seagull flew by and crapped on your leg? Of course you just p-ed on yourself. It's very humiliating. And then you have to, you guys ever do this when you clean up by causing more mess? Like you realize, I have a trickle of urine in a very embarrassing spot on my khaki pants now. The only way I can't dry this up, I can throw more water on me and make it look like a pipe burst and get away with it that way. So I'll just sprinkle some on my knee and some on my calf.

22:38 Drew And you want to dilute it and get it out.

22:39 Adam Yeah, and I'll just sort of spread it around and it'll be like, oh yeah, who knows what happened in there.

22:43 Jeremy McGrath That type of stuff only happens when you have khaki pants too.

22:46 Adam Yeah, yeah.

22:47 Jeremy McGrath For sure it's gonna happen with khaki pants. No.

22:50 Adam Jeremy McGrath is here, the world's greatest supercross rider. Got a book out called Wide Open, A Life in Supercross, Plenty Pictures. And it's not a pamphlet either. It's hardcover, it's thick. Looks, that was about 300 pages here, Drew. Right there. Yep. All right, we'll play a little Germany or Florida after this. Loveline. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Jeremy McGrath is our guest tonight, the world's greatest, let's call him the world's greatest motorcycle rider. Yeah, gonna be, by the way, has a book out called Wide Open, A Life in Supercross, one more supercross races than any other rider in history. And is a recent inductee to the Motorcycle Hall of Fame.

23:52 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, just-

23:53 Adam I didn't even know they had a motorcycle hall of fame.

23:55 Drew Where is it?

23:56 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, it's in Ohio.

23:57 Drew Of course.

23:58 Adam It's in Ohio.

23:59 Jeremy McGrath AMA is in Ohio, so it's in Columbus.

24:01 Adam Yeah, so they got the, Ohio's got the Canton, right? They got the Football Hall of Fame.

24:06 Drew And the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

24:08 Adam Yeah, yeah.

24:08 Jeremy McGrath That's in Cleveland, huh?

24:09 Adam That's in Cleveland, Ohio, yeah. And now they got- Baseball Hall of Fame. No, that's in New York. Okay, but, but, but, but goddamn Ohio, by the way, Ohio's got the Football Hall of Fame, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

24:24 Drew Motorcycle.

24:24 Adam And now the Motorcycle Hall of Fame. And we got the La Brea Tar Pits. We got a hole that's filled with tar.

24:31 Jeremy McGrath What is that thing, by the way?

24:32 Adam It's a hole with tar. Any other city with a shred of self-respect or dignity would have poured some kitty litter in that thing and paved right over it. We're so low on natural beauty that we're like, hey, everybody. It's like PT. Barnum got in on this. It was like the world's greatest publicist couldn't have figured this out. Right in the middle of town, there's a hole oozing tar. This, we should have been humiliated. We should have put a few cones around it and immediately filled it in. But instead somebody was like, hey, we'll call it the La Brea Tar Pits and we'll charge. We'll charge. You wanna look at it? It's gonna cost you money. It's really so, the world's worst natural.

25:16 Jeremy McGrath That's why people go because they don't know what it is.

25:18 Adam I feel like, well, it's gotta be more than that. And by the way, and anyone who has been there, so Ohio gets three Hall of Fames, we get a pit. Filled with tar. Filled with, yeah, filled with asphalt. Fantastic. And if you go there, and I know poor Drew probably has had to drag his kids there. People come from out of town, they wanna see it. And by the way, they're like, what's the La Brea tar pits like? I'm like, okay, okay. You have to have a vivid imagination. Close your eyes. Picture a pit. Now fill that pit with tar. Put it near La Brea. There you go. It's all there. It's all in the title. It's one of those titles where you just, you don't have to go because the title's everything. And then you get there and they're like, watch alive excavation going on. And you look over some chain link fence and there's a couple of stoners from a junior college with a dental instrument scraping some, they're on the same bone that they were on six years ago down there. And boy, talk about life in the fast line. Watching a stoner squat over a bone for six hours. And then it's like, you know this area, millions of years ago, Drew?

26:27 Drew Looked the same.

26:28 Adam Yeah, you used to have, no, no, you used to have wolves in it.

26:33 Drew Hundreds of them.

26:34 Adam Shocking. Two million years ago, you mean the Macy's wasn't there, the May Company? Not there. How about the Chevron? Not there? Wolves. Exciting. And not even anything, not even anything big either. Not, not even a Trench Santa Tarzan.

26:49 Drew Yeah, you get some Sabertooth Tiger.

26:50 Adam Nothing bigger than like a basically a dog. Yeah. But a bunch of old dogs lived here.

26:56 Drew How about those statues that are situated around the tar pit?

27:00 Adam Nothing. Like a fiberglass woolly mammoth that they stuck in there next to some McDonald's wrappers. There's always some crap that blew in there and stuck in the tar. That's gotta be a bad gig, cleaning the tar. Hey Bob, yeah, we got a happy meal next to the wool. It's stuck to the woolly mammoth with his balls. We're gonna need you to get in there and get that off. Put on the snowshoes. Try to wipe your tracks up this time, Bob. All right. So that's what we get. Ohio, Three Hall of Fames. What the hell happens? How do they get it? Do you think they have like Hall of Fame momentum? Like, hey, we got the other Hall of Fames. We should get this one.

27:37 Jeremy McGrath I don't know. I don't know why they have it, but you know what? They do have it. And they have the motorcycle Hall of Fame. And I had to go there.

27:43 Adam Is there a bust of you? Is there, what do you got? Like your motorcycle, your leathers? What's in there?

27:49 Jeremy McGrath Well, I don't think anything yet.

27:51 Adam Well, don't you have to have a picture?

27:54 Jeremy McGrath No, I got a plaque and stuff, yeah. And I got like a medal.

27:58 Adam But what's in the Hall of Fame?

28:00 Jeremy McGrath Oh, no, there's motorcycles, just not my motorcycle.

28:03 Adam Why isn't your bike in there?

28:04 Jeremy McGrath Well, I don't know. This year, they had it dedicated to flat track or something. So they had a bunch of flat track bikes in there.

28:11 Drew I think it's an exhibit.

28:13 Adam But what I'm saying is you go to the Football Hall of Fame, you go walking, you see Joe Namath's bus, you see his jersey, you see some pictures of it. What do we have for Jeremy McGrath?

28:25 Jeremy McGrath Nothing yet. I think, you know, that's where I'm at.

28:29 Drew The actual Hall of Fame, it's a hall. It's an apartment hotel.

28:33 Adam It's a hall. It's in the retirement hall.

28:36 Jeremy McGrath There was a ceremony though. There was a ceremony.

28:39 Adam No, we get it. In the hall. In the hall.

28:40 Jeremy McGrath In that case, we're in the hall. No, actually, it was outside in a tent.

28:43 Adam Tent. We haven't built it yet.

28:45 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, well, now there's parts of it there, but it just, I don't know.

28:48 Adam All right, here's what I'm saying. I want a Hall of Fame in Los Angeles. And I want to put it right on the tar pit.

28:54 Drew You know where basketball is? Ohio, Massachusetts, Springfield, Massachusetts.

28:59 Adam Oh, really?

28:59 Drew Why? It was invented there, basically.

29:01 Adam All right.

29:02 Jeremy McGrath Basketball was invented in Massachusetts.

29:04 Drew It was a winter sport for men with too much hands on their time. Yeah.

29:09 Jeremy McGrath Wow, winter sport, huh?

29:11 Adam Yeah.

29:12 Jeremy McGrath Ball bounce good in the snow?

29:13 Drew No, no, indoor sports.

29:14 Jeremy McGrath Oh, indoor, okay.

29:15 Adam They threw in no bush all or something.

29:17 Jeremy McGrath They had buildings then?

29:19 Adam Are you ready to rock here?

29:20 Drew Yeah, let's get the Germany or Florida.

29:21 Adam I don't like Ray.

29:23 Drew Yeah, we've got Germany or Florida.

29:24 Adam Yeah, we'll see. Go ahead, Ray.

29:26 All right. In 1983, a man was convicted of raping a woman. He pregnant and pregnant the woman. I got 25 years sentence, did 10. He got out, sued for custody of the child and won. Germany or Florida?

29:43 Adam That's a tough one.

29:44 Drew Florida.

29:45 Jeremy McGrath You say Florida. Yeah, I'm saying Florida too because I don't...

29:47 Drew The way the laws are...

29:49 Adam Drew's very serious about this. I'm going to go with Drew and Jeremy on this. We'll go Florida.

29:56 Caller Hello?

29:56 Drew Florida.

29:57 Caller Germany.

29:58 Adam Oh, Drew, why do I ever listen to you?

30:01 Drew I should never, ever, ever, ever listen to you about anything. About Germany or Florida.

30:08 Adam Ever again. What?

30:10 Drew No.

30:11 Adam Okay, Drew, you start listening to me. Okay. That's David Allen, career, singing the theme song, which about an hour late. All right, let's go now. I was going to say Germany. Oh, yeah? No. But I was maybe going to say Germany. Lara? You're 22? What's up?

30:38 Caller So in November, my boyfriend cheated on me after his fraternity semi-formal. I took him back. I know that.

30:45 Adam Hold on. Did you say semi-formal?

30:47 Caller Yes.

30:48 Adam By the way, you just have the formal or the casual. You really got to have one in between?

30:52 Caller Yes, apparently they do.

30:55 Jeremy McGrath Fraternity.

30:56 Drew So he cheated. What? You went with him to this thing?

30:59 Caller I did. And then we went to after bar.

31:01 And I went home because I was tired.

31:03 Drew He cheated that same night?

31:05 Caller Yeah.

31:05 He went to an after bar party.

31:08 Drew I see.

31:10 Adam What time did you go home?

31:11 I went home at about 1.30.

31:14 Adam You can't leave your guy when he's drunk.

31:16 Jeremy McGrath 1.30 is about like right when you're peeking out.

31:19 Adam That's it. It's like here's it's like a guy's like a chainsaw about 10 o'clock. They're just pulling the cord. They're about 11 with the booze flowing. He just got him started, but he's not dialed in. And about 1.30, he's all just got he just turned the needle right on. He's just buzzing perfectly and you cut out. He's going to have to find a log to cut. That's the way guys are.

31:45 Jeremy McGrath No, not your fault.

31:47 Adam But just ladies do not cut out on the guy at 1.30 when he's.

31:50 Drew How did you find out about this?

31:52 He actually messed up and told me.

31:55 Drew Did you think you were his girlfriend?

31:57 I knew he was my boyfriend and I knew I was his girlfriend.

32:01 Drew How long had you been dating?

32:02 Six months.

32:04 Caller And why did he tell you?

32:05 Adam Why did he tell you?

32:08 I would have found out anyway. A lot of the guys in this fraternity are my friends as well.

32:12 Adam Did he have sex with this person? And how did this work? But by the way, this guy's...

32:20 Jeremy McGrath He was guilt ridden and just fessed up? Is that what happened?

32:24 Caller Yeah, that's what happened.

32:25 Drew How old are you?

32:27 Caller I'm 22.

32:28 Drew How old is he?

32:29 Caller 25.

32:30 Drew What's he doing in college at 25?

32:31 Adam What do you mean? That's young for my friends.

32:34 Drew Is this guy even in college?

32:35 Adam You're asking he's young. He's probably a Japanese guy or something, right?

32:38 He's after high school.

32:39 Drew Marines after high school.

32:42 Adam And by the way, did he just hooked up with someone after 1:30 a.m. or had he been talking to her that evening?

32:49 She is kind of like a fraternity. I don't know if I can say this word on the radio, but it starts with a W. And she basically made her rounds with those guys and she will basically, her MO is getting the guys drunk and then taking advantage of them. Like if it were me, it would be called rape.

33:09 Jeremy McGrath Wow. Isn't the guy usually in charge of that?

33:12 Adam Yeah.

33:12 Drew And he was helpless. He was helpless. I do not think he could have been forced into it.

33:17 Adam The poor 25 year old frat boy who was a former Marine.

33:21 Jeremy McGrath Got taken advantage of.

33:23 Adam Lied him with Jägermeister and then took advantage of him. The shame.

33:27 Jeremy McGrath Oh man.

33:27 Adam I remember that's happened to me before.

33:29 Drew That's the powerlessness he experienced.

33:31 Adam But you just sit, I just would sit on the top. I took a bath the next day and just cried.

33:35 Drew I'm sure.

33:36 Adam I just wept for hours. Just rubbing myself with a loofah, trying to get clean. But never, never. Or. All right. And Laura. Okay. Here's what you got going. I'm hearing your voice. Angry. And not, I don't mean just, no, you're angry at him, but you're angry at men. You're an angry person. Now your boyfriend's not a great guy. And I don't want to defend him, but it is his fault. You have to blame him more than you have to blame her.

34:05 Drew But I would suspect you picked that kind of guy.

34:07 Adam Yeah. What happened? Did your dad cheat on your mom?

34:11 No, my parents are happily married and have been for 30 years.

34:15 Drew Mm-mm.

34:18 I didn't want to start dating this guy. The guys that are my friends in that fraternity are like, oh, he's a good guy. You know, he's not like your ex.

34:28 Drew You know, he's a good guy. But do you see, there's a pattern here. Your ex was an ass. This guy's an ass.

34:33 Adam What's up?

34:33 What's up?

34:34 Adam Are you hot?

34:34 Caller Hell yeah. All right.

34:39 Adam Is this bogus? Do you care about this call, Laura?

34:42 About what?

34:47 Drew Let's talk about that for a second. It sort of does not fit in together right.

34:49 Adam Laura's a little schizoid. Like, I'm having trouble. Well, I think she may be Bouncing around a little bit.

34:55 Drew But almost like she's trying to get her story straight.

34:57 Adam Yeah. I'm going with bogus. I'm, it's, yeah.

34:59 Drew Here's what it is.

35:02 Adam It's somewhere between bogus and who gives a ass. See what I'm saying? So that's win-win for us. Because either way, for long, we're right. And for right, we're right.

35:13 Drew Either way we're right.

35:14 Adam Either way we're right. Laura. Dump him. All right. Don't call the show anymore and break up with him. All right.

35:25 Drew There was that weird cadence again.

35:27 Adam Yeah, there's certain people, talking to them is like playing a handball against the drapes. They just never.

35:34 Drew Doesn't come back at you.

35:35 Adam Actually, my family's that way, actually. You see, there's long pauses and then they speak at the same time. And then, you know what it is? And we get a lot of people call the shows. These are the same a-holes who all pull up at the four way stop at the same time. And it's like, no, you go, no, okay, I'll go, no, no. And then everyone inches forward and then stops again.

35:56 Drew And when you blow through it, they're mad at you.

35:59 Adam Yes.

35:59 Drew They're like, yes, yeah, yeah. Mr. Aggressive here.

36:05 Adam You know, the first, I tell you, there's a woman and I don't know if she's listening, if she listens to the show, I'm in love with this woman. And my wife, my wife knows it about a week or so ago. I mean, it was New Year's Eve coming home from a party late night up in the hills. It was a four way stop sign. And this chick was coming down the hill and I was coming the other way and I stopped or just about stopped and she just blew through it. And she blew through the stop sign and then honked at me as she went through the stop sign. And I thought, wow, that's, that's brazen cause you just blew through the stop sign. And so I gave her a little toot on the horn and here's why I'm in love with this woman. And she gave the follow back to she gave the, she gave the F you toot because like, I like those people who, by the way, who either cut you off or honk at you. And then you honk at them and their memory is like, all they can think is, hey, this guy just honked at me.

36:59 Jeremy McGrath And forget that they started the whole, whatever it is, two seconds prior.

37:03 Adam Yes. This is, this is the greatest individual in the world. This is the person who punches you in the stomach. Then you punched him back and they go, this MF or just hit me. Their memory is like a second and an eighth long. And that's what it is. Or at least they're just so, I think it's, I think it's a narcissism or whatever it is.

37:21 Drew Speed addiction.

37:21 Adam I, I, I just like that. She was actually down the street and passed me when she went for the second honk from the stop sign she blew through, which I just, that took some effort. A hand had to come back up onto the horn.

37:34 Jeremy McGrath And she was listening to see if you, is he going to honk at me? And then she's like, make sure she gets you.

37:42 Adam I announced to my wife, that's the second woman I'm going to marry.

37:46 Jeremy McGrath I love that one. That's going to be a good one.

37:47 Adam Jeremy McGrath is here tonight, the world's greatest Supercross racer. He's got a book out, wide open, life in Supercross. Check Quick Break. We'll be right back.

38:02 Get your problems ready.

38:26 Adam That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LE-VE-191. Jeremy McGrath is here, the world's greatest supercross racer. And, you know, Drew, I don't like to brag, but Jeremy and I did some hot laps over there in Willow Springs. I think he has a respectful man.

38:45 Drew Oh, you've been in the car.

38:46 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, Adam can drive.

38:48 Drew And he used to ride BMX a little bit, too.

38:50 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, I think I think I surprised you and some motorcycles.

38:54 Adam I got the red racer, got the Elsinore 250.

38:57 Jeremy McGrath That's right. I've heard about that one before. Nice. Elsinore. Yeah.

39:01 Adam Let me tell you something, Drew. I know it's been brought up before, but it's been a while. We were talking about the hill climb earlier. One of my better sports, by the way. I mean, and you know, when you ride motorcycles, there's certain things you do better than others.

39:15 Drew You could do the hill climb well.

39:16 Adam Hill climb I was good at because I would just it's about pointing the bike and just hanging on. It's sort of about not not caring about life or limb that much and just sort of going for it and just sort of. And I was fine with that. I didn't have enough skill that, you know, ride a wheelie for 100 feet. But I could point the bike and do it. But my bike had the front brake broken off it the whole time I had it.

39:39 Drew Nice.

39:40 Adam There's a little little piece of cast, the magnesium or aluminum that holds, a little fork that holds it was back before the disc brakes, the old drum brakes. And it was broken off. And going down a hill with no front brake is bad times. And people think, well, you don't want to grab the front brake when you're going down the hill, that just wash out of you. True, you don't want to grab it. You do need it because every ounce of the bike's weight and your weight is sort of shifted forward. And when all you have is the back, you just lock it up and it just fishtails behind you all the way down the hill. And it doesn't slow you down. It does not slow you down that much. So going down the hill with no front brake was always the more exciting part of the hill climb. It was the descent. Yeah, well, you know, it was hardcore, Drew. We didn't have all the water cooling and disc brakes and the mono shocks and what not. We were, you know, back when I did, we called it the gut-busting sport of warriors. Now a lot of pretty boys out there posing for pictures, signing autographs, you know, not the same sport. Marcus.

40:46 Caller Hello, guys.

40:50 Caller You know, you know, Jeremy, graph this was PJ.

40:54 Caller You know what Tiger was was to the golf.

40:57 Yes. What Wayne Goreski was to NHL.

41:00 Caller You know, Michael Jordan was to the NBA.

41:06 Caller It's the freaking motocross superstar.

41:10 Caller You know, Marcus is to Budweiser.

41:13 Marcus, thank you very much.

41:15 Jeremy McGrath I appreciate all this.

41:16 Caller That's a problem. Now you're not there anymore. I don't know who's number one anymore.

41:21 Drew That's a problem. Is this Foster Brooks? This is Foster Brooks.

41:26 Jeremy McGrath Oh, I know. What? What? What? Did you lose interest when I retired?

41:29 Caller Yeah, but no, I really lost interest when you're number one too many times.

41:34 Drew You know what I mean?

41:35 Caller Yeah, you're number one for how many years? Come on, break.

41:38 Jeremy McGrath Seven times seven. Seven out of ten.

41:43 Caller Marcus is on here.

41:45 Adam Let me just put Marcus on hold and say that Marcus is the guy we run into at the restaurant after we're done doing the college lecture.

41:55 Caller Hey, where's the juggies?

41:57 Caller Hey, this dude!

42:00 Adam That's the other guy, too. The guy that's announced your arrival.

42:03 Drew But they don't announce it as you're here. It's like, this is that guy.

42:06 Caller This is that dude!

42:08 And I'm like, I'm the world's biggest fan.

42:11 Adam Are you the doctor?

42:12 Which one are you?

42:14 Adam You're Jimmy Campbell, right? It's like one minute the world's greatest fan, next minute they're not sure exactly which one you are.

42:21 Caller Got announced to everyone where you are.

42:24 Adam But hey, it's better than the cynical guy. Marcus.

42:28 Drew Oh, you're the cynical guy.

42:29 Caller Was your wife in that Carson Daly bash? Was that your wife?

42:34 Adam Yeah, it was.

42:35 Caller Next to you?

42:37 Adam No, she was sitting six rows back.

42:41 You're a fool, dude.

42:44 Adam What are you talking about?

42:45 Caller No, was that your wife sitting by you?

42:47 Yes, yeah, it was.

42:48 Caller She's kind of olive skinned?

42:51 Adam Yeah, she's Italian.

42:52 Caller Yeah, oh, God damn.

42:54 Caller See, that's the problem with you, dude.

42:56 Caller You're... You have some nice cars. You have a nice woman.

43:04 Adam Marcus, we're hanging on to you, buddy. Here's what we're going to need you to do.

43:10 Drew I wonder what he does for a living. He works with kids. He works in the mail room.

43:15 Jeremy McGrath You work in the mail room?

43:17 Drew Where?

43:19 I don't want to say.

43:22 Adam The mail room is euphemism for his underpants. When your hand is going down to make a trip to the mail room. Alright, listen, Marcus, I'm going to keep you on, but here's what I want you to do. You understand? You're at that level of drunk right now where you're very entertaining.

43:42 Caller Alright.

43:43 Adam Now, I don't want you to go over the top and pass out, and vomit on yourself, and choke on your own vomit. On the other hand, I don't want you to sober up too much that you lose your certain je ne sais quoi that we find to love about you.

43:56 Caller So what should I do at this point? I'm smoking a cigarette.

43:59 Caller I have a beer in my hand.

44:00 Adam I've got a beer in the hand. Okay, how many beers have you had and when did you start drinking?

44:04 Caller I started probably at 6 o'clock, drinking 40s. I'm on my fourth right now.

44:10 Adam Fourth 40?

44:11 Caller Old English 800.

44:13 Adam Old English? Okay, that's good. You've got to plug in.

44:15 Caller 7.5 alcohol.

44:18 Adam Okay, buddy. So you're on your fourth.

44:20 Caller Yeah, I'm right now. I'm sorry.

44:22 Adam Okay, I'm going to need you to take... You've got the 40 ounce with you now. I'm going to need you to take a swig. Alright. Okay, did you take a swig?

44:31 Caller Hold on. Here I go.

44:32 Adam Okay, go ahead.

44:38 Caller He sells a swig.

44:39 Adam No one sells a swig like Marcus. Marcus, listen. I'm going to need you to take a swig about every 13 to 15 seconds in order to ride...

44:50 Caller Small swigs.

44:51 Adam Medium swigs.

44:54 Caller I'm giving them time right here.

44:55 Jeremy McGrath 13 to 15 seconds.

44:59 Adam A moderate swig to ride that sort of Marcus entertainment buzz through the rest of the show.

45:06 Jeremy McGrath 13 to 15 seconds. That's going to raise the bar.

45:11 Adam If you think about it, let's see, when it gets to 50, we'll do it. Take a swig at 50 now.

45:19 Caller Drew, this is great.

45:20 Adam You guys are going to find out how long 13 to 15 seconds are. It's only been 9 seconds.

45:26 Drew 10 seconds.

45:29 Adam I put them on hold. Now it's 13. Now I take my next swig. That's about right. That's a decent booze pace. I think Marcus. Marcus? Has that worked out for you?

45:41 Jeremy McGrath He passed out under your advice.

45:43 Caller I took two swigs of this.

45:46 Adam Yeah, I'm going to make it easy. Take about three and a half, four swigs a minute.

45:51 Jeremy McGrath We're going to come back and he's going to eat out.

45:53 Caller Snoring.

45:54 Adam We've got the commercial coming up. All right, so you're a big fan of Jeremy McGrath though, right?

46:00 Caller Jeremy McGrath's the best.

46:02 Adam The best.

46:03 Jeremy McGrath Thanks, man. I appreciate that.

46:06 Caller What?

46:08 Caller You probably laid the best woman too.

46:10 Adam Yeah, he's good.

46:12 Drew Marcus is a comedic genius.

46:14 Caller He's really got it.

46:15 Jeremy McGrath You write your own stuff?

46:17 Drew Yeah, very elaborate, very specific.

46:19 Adam Come on, he's reading over teleprompter. You can't come up with this stuff.

46:22 Caller You can't come up with it.

46:24 Caller You probably laid the best you.

46:30 Jeremy McGrath Hey, with the 13 to 15 second pace, it'll be getting good here.

46:35 Adam She kind of, I'm scared.

46:37 Drew I need to get a mic.

46:39 Jeremy McGrath Hey, Marcus, do you ride?

46:42 Adam He's going out tonight. He's going out hill climbing, night hill climbing. That's a good time.

46:48 Jeremy McGrath No breaks, no breaks, night climbing.

46:50 Adam He's going to have a hill climb just to get into his bed tonight.

46:52 Jeremy McGrath We're going to see him ride a supercross track.

46:54 Adam We'll take a quick break. Jeremy McGrath's here. We'll be back.

47:00 Caller Alright guys, here's the deal.

47:02 Jeremy McGrath Looking to hook up?

47:03 Call the Dateline. Sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

47:06 Caller Call the Dateline.

47:07 One call is all you need to make. Call the Dateline. That and the Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.

47:46 Adam That's Dr. Drew. Jeremy McGrath is here tonight. Dear, dear, dear friend, Jeremy McGrath, the greatest super bowl of motocross rider, greatest super cross rider ever, maybe the greatest motorcycle rider ever. I think you'd have to give him that.

48:04 Caller Big in Europe.

48:05 Jeremy McGrath I like that one, that one's good.

48:07 Adam You must have a lot of fans in Europe.

48:09 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, we actually have a lot of races over there. And throughout my career, you know, always what we did is we'd have the super cross series here and then we'd race the motocross throughout the summer. And then during our off time, we'd race some super crosses over there. We'd race in France. I mean, you name it, we've raced there. So yeah, I mean, as you said earlier, the motorcycle fans in Europe go crazy for anything, you know, bicycles, motocross, road race, all the stuff over there.

48:32 Adam And yeah, I mean, just think about what a sport bicycle racing is over there. I mean, Tour de France and all that stuff.

48:37 Jeremy McGrath Oh yeah, it's huge, huge.

48:39 Adam But think, you know, let me tell you this, Drew, I know you don't get out that much. I've been to, I've been to a dozen of these super cross races and there's a lot of sports where you go, wow, that's pretty good, I couldn't do that. And then there's the sort of sports where you go, I wouldn't do that. And then there's the sports where you go, I bet I could do that if I practice. This is one of those, not only can't I do it, but I wouldn't, which is, you don't see a lot of, but this is, you go watch one of these races and you go, no possible way could I do this and nor would I. And it is really, it is really a spectacle. And it's the kind of thing that you don't need to know anything about. You just go there, someone could pull you right, you could get right off a boat from the turn of the century, immigrant from Hungary and go sit there. You'd be going nuts. You can't help it. It doesn't matter who's winning, doesn't matter what's going on every lap. The guys are 60 feet in the air.

49:35 Jeremy McGrath It is an awesome show.

49:37 Adam In terms of just going out, spending 14 bucks and seeing a spectacle for three hours, it's all of that.

49:45 Jeremy McGrath Exactly. Kind of like the book, a little bit of everything.

49:48 Adam The book, that's right, wide open, A Life in Supercross. I'll tell you, get this book and you don't have to go to a Supercross race because it's all there.

49:55 Jeremy McGrath I'll tell you all about it in there.

49:57 Adam It'll go all the way through.

50:00 Jeremy McGrath Well, you know, with the book, a lot of my fans think they know everything about what I do and kind of my career has been plastered all over the magazines for 10 years. The book really gives you an inside scoop on some of the contract stuff and my life as being a kid and my life as a racer and when I first turned pro I was bagging groceries and stuff like that. So there's a lot of great, I mean, it's a great read for not only my fans but my fans, my serious fans that think they know me and but for everybody so.

50:33 Adam How old were you when you turned pro?

50:36 Jeremy McGrath I was 16. 16.

50:38 Adam Same with my life.

50:40 Drew Are you a pro, by? Yeah, 16.

50:42 Adam 16.

50:44 Jeremy McGrath Pro what? House builder?

50:46 Drew Jack off.

50:49 Jeremy McGrath He was pro at that.

50:50 Adam I did nothing until I was at least 30. So there's time for all of you. Rusty. Rusty, do you have red hair?

51:03 Jeremy McGrath No.

51:04 Adam No. Hold on a second, Mr. Personnel. By the way, calling from Ohio, home of the...

51:10 Jeremy McGrath Uh-oh. The motorcycle hall of fame.

51:13 Adam The baseball hall of fame.

51:16 Caller Football hall of fame. Football hall of fame.

51:18 Adam Yeah, baseball's an upstate name. I'll get back with Marcus, Steve is OK. Hey, Marcus, my main man, how are you doing, buddy?

51:24 Caller Let's take care of the babies.

51:26 Caller Yeah.

51:26 Adam Yeah. Got to save the babies. Right?

51:28 Caller Of course.

51:30 Caller Jeremy Grafty is still number one.

51:32 Drew Let's save some babies.

51:35 Adam Thanks, Marcus. Tell us what you like most about Jeremy, Marcus.

51:38 Caller You know, the problem is I like the most he's number. He is Tiger Woods of Motocross.

51:46 Drew Tiger Woods?

51:47 Adam Tiger Woods.

51:49 Caller But he's number one constantly. That's the problem.

51:52 Adam Well, I would argue that Jeremy is more than the equivalent of Tiger Woods, because Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods will win four or five tournaments a year out of 12 or something like that. That's pretty good. Quiet down. I'm making a poignant point here. Jeremy and Jeremy dominated. He would win every race and win, you know, seven time champion. I mean, nothing, nothing against Tiger Woods, but this is a greater imbalance in domination. Thank you. By the way, Jeremy, if you want to chime in about my skills on the road anytime, anytime, you come right in. Marcus?

52:26 Caller Yeah.

52:27 Adam Yeah. All right, buddy. You got to, you got to work tomorrow?

52:34 Drew In the mail room?

52:36 Caller Exactly.

52:37 Adam You work at USA Today, did you say?

52:39 Caller That's what I said.

52:41 Adam What kind of mail do you have to sort there?

52:44 Caller It's not mail, it's papers.

52:46 Caller You have to sort a lot of papers. Do you realize that USA Today goes through some numbskull like me every day to get to you? That paper on the doorstep, who, you know, you're going out there with your jacks on. Yeah.

53:12 Adam So you're saying, my USA Today is going through Marcus in Phoenix tomorrow? By 11 a.m. you stumble into work with a throbbing hangover at 11 a.m. the paper hits the doorstep at 6.30 in the morning.

53:25 Caller If I wasn't in California, but you know, you're doing as I say, same person.

53:31 Adam I wish you were out here, buddy.

53:32 Jeremy McGrath Hey, Marcus, you going to the Supercross this Saturday?

53:37 Caller Where's that? It's in Phoenix.

53:41 Jeremy McGrath Man, you're a genius.

53:43 Caller You've got to give me a free ticket then.

53:46 Jeremy McGrath Oh, dude, come on. What's up with the mail room? The mail room's not cutting it.

53:50 Adam Yeah, listen.

53:50 Drew How often do you get loaded like this, Marcus?

53:52 Adam Oh, come on.

53:53 Drew I don't want to bomb everyone's high, but.

53:55 Adam Listen, Dr. Killjoy.

53:57 Drew Who was that?

53:58 Caller That's Dr. Killjoy.

54:02 Jeremy McGrath Hey, Drew was that.

54:03 Adam You don't listen to Drew.

54:04 Drew Marcus, how often do you get loaded like this?

54:06 Adam Oh, buddy.

54:07 Caller What?

54:08 Adam Yeah, see, he's fine. You're doing good, right? You got a woman, Marcus? I can't imagine a woman hasn't snatched you up.

54:20 Caller Drew was asking me.

54:22 Jeremy McGrath Hey, Marcus.

54:24 Caller Yeah, Jeremy.

54:25 Jeremy McGrath This Friday night. This Friday night in Phoenix, they're having a fan fest.

54:30 Caller Jeremy, you hook me up. Yeah.

54:33 Jeremy McGrath Listen, this is a free fan fest. I'll be there. I'm signing autographs.

54:37 Caller I don't want your autograph, dude.

54:39 Drew Why not?

54:43 Jeremy McGrath I want you to come in some rare form and just say hi, man. And I want to see who this voice comes from.

54:48 Drew What do you look like, Marcus? Describe yourself.

54:51 Caller OK, I'm about 6'1, 180 pounds, smokes a lot of cigarettes, drink a lot of beer.

55:02 Caller What color is your hair?

55:07 Caller I guess brown.

55:08 Adam All right, it took him a while. What's your nationality?

55:13 Caller American.

55:16 Caller All right.

55:17 Adam We're all Americans, aren't we?

55:18 Caller Oh, boy.

55:19 Adam All right, hang on, Marcus. And remember, take a seat.

55:22 Caller I do the same thing for the next hour.

55:24 Adam Every 15 seconds, all right? All right.

55:30 Drew All right.

55:30 Adam Hey, you know that song by Loverboy, everyone's working for the weekend?

55:36 Drew No.

55:37 Adam I just like to hear him sing at a certain point, that's all. That's good. Hold on a second. What was that? What was that, Marcus?

55:46 Caller Taking a sip.

55:48 Adam Hang on. All right. He's got a 40-answer. Tell him to instruct him to take a medium, moderate sip of the malt liquor every 13 to 15 seconds to ride the buzz. He's on his fourth 40. Wow. It's all right. He's young. Young man can handle it. 180 pounds. He can handle that malt liquor. Rusty.

56:10 Yeah.

56:11 Adam You're 26.

56:13 Caller Yeah.

56:14 Adam Did I talk to you last time about being named Rusty and not having red hair? Aren't all guys named Rusty? Don't they all have red hair? Isn't that why they call you Rusty?

56:27 Caller No. They call me... They just call me Rusty.

56:31 Adam Oh, I see.

56:33 Jeremy McGrath Well, is that your name, Rusty?

56:34 Adam No. Maybe you just used that name on the air?

56:37 Caller No. My name is Russell, but my uncle called me Rusty growing up.

56:47 Adam What's going on there Rusty? You can hardly blame us. What's your question?

57:15 Drew He was a little scary.

57:16 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

57:17 Adam What job? What are you doing at Home Depot?

57:20 Drew He was sort of vaguely suicidal last time, as I remember.

57:22 Adam Oh yeah. What are you doing over there, Rusty?

57:26 Caller Well, I'm going to their school Tuesday. I started Cashier College.

57:32 Adam Great. Cashier College?

57:35 Drew It's the kind of thing you've advocated for a long time, a trade college.

57:38 Adam Step up from Barber College. All right. So you're going to learn to be a cashier.

57:44 Caller Cashier slash lot attendant.

57:48 Adam So I think it's a lot of tenants slash cashier. I think they'll have you out gathering the carts for a while.

57:56 Drew He has something to look forward to and to work towards. That's good.

57:59 Adam Rusty, you stick with that. What do they pay in an hour over there at the D-Pot? That goes a long way in Ohio, by the way. You're literally a millionaire at $6.50. All right. But, Rusty, let me ask you a quick question. Because I know people say, well, $6.50, not exactly a rich man, but what is a decent one-bedroom apartment rent for in your neighborhood?

58:25 Caller Uh-oh.

58:28 Adam A decent one would be probably $300. And here's the point. Around here. No. Decent one-bedroom is going to be $950, $1000. I mean, when I moved out of the house 20 years ago, my first apartment, crappy one-bedroom, like $435. Yeah, but I don't have an apartment.

58:55 Caller I don't pay rent. Right.

58:56 Adam I'm just saying $6.50 an hour doesn't sound like a lot of money, but when you and a roommate move into an apartment, you can pay your share of the rent.

59:05 Caller Right. Right. And I've been working a lot and saving up. And also, I just want to say before you hang up on me is I like Jerry or Jerry G.

59:17 Jeremy McGrath Thank you there.

59:18 Adam Didn't pronounce his name quite as well as Marcus, but fine. Thanks Rusty. You just listen, stick to it. Keep to the grindstone.

59:26 Jeremy McGrath There you go. Got to have some goals, right?

59:28 Adam That's right. Save that money up.

59:30 Drew Can Marcus and Rusty maybe talk?

59:32 Adam You call us and tell us how you're doing in six months. All right.

59:36 Caller Thank you guys very much. Maybe I can come out there and see you guys sometime.

59:40 Drew Sure.

59:42 Caller Yeah.

59:43 Adam Yeah, we're in Oregon.

59:45 Caller Where?

59:46 Adam Oregon.

59:48 Caller All right. You can call us.

59:48 Adam You can call us in six months, Rusty. Give us a little heads up for you. Come on. Don't surprise us.

59:53 Caller I mean, I just wanted to say thank you, seriously, because I was really depressed and suicidal and everything.

59:59 Adam You're doing well now. God bless you, Rusty.

1:00:01 Drew Way to go, Rusty.

1:00:02 Adam Another Loveline success story.

1:00:03 Drew Maybe Rusty ought to tell Marcus not to drink so much. That's good. Yeah.

1:00:09 Adam Looking good. Yeah. Yeah.

1:00:12 Drew Is it time for a break?

1:00:15 Jeremy McGrath Let me just tell you guys something. I have, I don't think I've been called Jergy.

1:00:19 Drew Before. Don't define it.

1:00:21 Jeremy McGrath You know what I mean?

1:00:22 Drew Jergy.

1:00:22 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, I have. I mean.

1:00:24 Drew What did you say, Anderson?

1:00:25 Caller I was talking to him before, but you couldn't hear me.

1:00:27 Jeremy McGrath The whole country could, but you guys couldn't.

1:00:29 Drew What? It'd be great if Rusty could go on with Marcus and tell him not to drink. Oh. I think those two together would be a pain. No, Rusty was not really drinking. That's what I'm saying, he could say turn your life around, tell Marcus to turn his life around.

1:00:40 Adam I agree, Anderson.

1:00:42 Caller Anderson makes a very valid point.

1:00:44 Caller It's a very valid point.

1:00:46 Adam Let me just see how Marcus and Adam.

1:00:49 Drew We're checking in.

1:00:51 Adam Rusty, hang tight for a minute. OK, because you've been an inspiration to not only us, but many of the Loveline listeners. Rusty's a guy I called the show some months ago, suicidal.

1:01:03 Drew A couple of weeks ago, I think it was, like three weeks ago.

1:01:05 Adam I'm on a roll here, buddy. You're going to crap on me with that? Oh, so it wasn't 26 days, 23 days? Come on, buddy.

1:01:12 Drew Some months ago.

1:01:13 Adam Where was I?

1:01:14 Drew Some months ago.

1:01:15 Adam When did you call, Rusty?

1:01:18 Caller About three weeks ago.

1:01:19 Caller Like I said.

1:01:22 Adam That's when I'm on a roll.

1:01:23 Jeremy McGrath Some months ago, exactly.

1:01:26 Adam Rusty called three weeks ago. He was depressed. He was suicidal. He thought he had nowhere to turn. There's no hope, no light at the end of the tunnel. But that light was Loveline. He called. I filled them with words of hope and inspiration. Now look at him. He's collecting shopping carts at the Home Depot. I mean, he's climbed them out. Exactly. No, he's on his way up.

1:01:46 Drew But Marcus already has that sort of fulfilling occupation. Marcus, he's on his way to the cart. Yeah, he's soon going to get the cart.

1:01:57 Caller Adam asked Rusty first of all.

1:02:00 Adam Well, no, wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold on. Now, you got a little problem with drinking, Marcus.

1:02:08 Caller All right. You say a bottle of wine, you say a bottle of wine.

1:02:12 Caller What a lightweight, Adam.

1:02:14 Caller You say a bottle of wine. How dare you. Listen.

1:02:17 Caller Dr. Drew, don't.

1:02:18 Adam Hold on, you jack-off. I'm not in a frat house. I don't go home and challenge myself. I'm poisoning myself with alcohol every night. I try not to drink as much as I drink. I can't help it. It's a disease. How dare you? Can you hear this?

1:02:36 Caller A bottle of wine.

1:02:38 Adam It helps me.

1:02:40 Caller It's too white.

1:02:41 Adam It's my best friend. Yeah, yeah.

1:02:44 Jeremy McGrath What do I drink? Well, I drink a little beer every now and again.

1:02:47 Caller You don't drink a bottle of wine.

1:02:49 Jeremy McGrath I drank too much wine one time, and that was my problem. I'm sticking with the beer.

1:02:55 Caller Adam, go ahead with your fine wine.

1:03:03 Drew By what?

1:03:04 What?

1:03:04 Adam By my wine consumption.

1:03:06 Caller And she works in the office?

1:03:11 Drew Tell me about his wife again now.

1:03:12 Adam I don't know what you're talking about.

1:03:15 Caller He works in the office?

1:03:16 Drew Yeah, he works in the office. What's wrong with that?

1:03:19 Adam What, did he work in a field?

1:03:20 Drew Why is that funny?

1:03:21 Caller Did he work on top of a flagpole?

1:03:22 Caller Because she's so freaking hot.

1:03:24 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, she's so nice looking. I mean, what's she supposed to be doing? Framing houses?

1:03:29 Adam Yeah. All right, now hold on. Marcus, hold on a second. Thank you for that compliment, by the way. I want to get rusty. How do we get rusty going with you two?

1:03:38 Caller I don't want to hear rusty.

1:03:39 Adam No, rusty is going to talk some sense into you. Rusty?

1:03:43 Drew They did it out there.

1:03:45 Adam Tell Marcus about the virtues of a clean life and a hard working life.

1:03:52 Caller Well, basically, like right now I'm not drunk, but I drink Milwaukee's best every once in a while, but I don't. Okay.

1:04:03 Adam By the way, Milwaukee's Best is like 133 on every other city's list of best beers.

1:04:09 Caller But I don't drink.

1:04:10 Caller It's best out of Milwaukee.

1:04:12 Caller Yeah. I don't drink to medicate myself. Uh-huh.

1:04:17 Adam Like Marcus.

1:04:18 Caller I got kids and kids on the way.

1:04:20 Adam Right. Marcus drinks to forget.

1:04:24 Caller Yeah. That's not right. He should give my number and we'll talk.

1:04:29 Adam Yeah. Marcus, what about that?

1:04:33 Caller Uh, yeah.

1:04:34 Caller That's going to happen probably tomorrow. Give me your number.

1:04:39 Caller What the hell are you talking about?

1:04:43 Adam This is what's called an intervention, Marcus.

1:04:45 Caller I am smoking. I am drinking. To the fullest.

1:04:54 Adam To the fullest.

1:04:54 Caller I try to support a family.

1:04:56 Adam I'm not supporting a family. Marcus, we're all concerned about you. We're here because we want to hear from you.

1:05:11 Caller I have to get tied down to get that marriage going.

1:05:15 Caller Adam.

1:05:16 Drew You're 20, Marcus.

1:05:17 Adam No, we're saying that you get a partner.

1:05:20 Caller Marcus, you like women?

1:05:22 Adam Are you gay?

1:05:26 Drew I love women. Do you have a woman? Do you have relations with women?

1:05:34 Caller Yeah, I actually do have a woman.

1:05:36 Drew Do you have to pay for it?

1:05:38 Caller What about a relationship with Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. What do you mean I have to pay for it?

1:05:42 Adam You're rusty. Wow, that was a shot right to the gut. What about Jesus Christ, Marcus? What about a personal relationship with him instead of the relationship you're having with that 40 ounce or of a colt?

1:05:57 Drew Rusty, he's sucking on nitrous or something. He's always laughing.

1:06:01 Adam Marcus, what about Rusty's suggestion of finding Jesus Christ?

1:06:05 Caller All right, now we're being the police, right?

1:06:08 Caller Yeah.

1:06:09 Caller What?

1:06:10 Drew We're being the police.

1:06:11 Caller I want to be in serious?

1:06:13 Caller Yeah.

1:06:15 Caller Not into guys, not to smelly vaginas, which I called for. That's what I'm calling for.

1:06:23 Jeremy McGrath Oh, he's getting to that.

1:06:24 Adam You're in a way.

1:06:24 Drew You finally got to your question.

1:06:26 Adam Not to smelly vaginas.

1:06:27 Jeremy McGrath What's that question?

1:06:28 Caller About what?

1:06:31 Jeremy McGrath You already forgot. You just told us. You just said you called for something. What was it?

1:06:35 Caller Stop.

1:06:36 Adam This guy's the Tiger Woods.

1:06:39 Jeremy McGrath Did you say? He didn't say that.

1:06:41 Adam Hey Marcus.

1:06:42 Caller Yeah.

1:06:43 Adam All right. We're going to let you go. Rusty.

1:06:46 Caller One more thing. I was just going to tell him. Maybe he should just go to church or something.

1:06:53 Adam How about you go there and vomit?

1:06:55 Drew Good job, Rusty.

1:06:56 Adam Go to church, Marcus. Come on now.

1:06:58 Caller Or if he wants to hang out sometime or something, we could all go to Oregon or something.

1:07:02 Adam Yeah. Come out to Oregon and visit us. Rusty, please. Thank you, Rusty.

1:07:09 Caller Marcus.

1:07:09 Adam They're both delightful in their own different ways. Let me tell you why. This is why I say it takes all kinds.

1:07:15 Drew It does indeed.

1:07:16 Adam It does take all kinds. Does it not, Jeremy? Does it not take all kinds? Because we're all God's children and Marcus is one of God's special children and Rusty.

1:07:25 Drew Special.

1:07:26 Adam Rusty is one of God's favorites as well. But it was very different, but still family. Still all family.

1:07:33 Drew Rusty's got it together.

1:07:34 Adam Under the brotherhood of man and the umbrella of man.

1:07:36 Drew I remember Rusty being scary. I know those kids, remember? Another one coming in and he screwed up with the world.

1:07:41 Adam Got the world by the time.

1:07:42 Jeremy McGrath Good.

1:07:42 Adam All right.

1:07:43 Drew In a way it speaks volumes about what people need to do to get their act together. Not need to be humble. Put one foot in front of the other and start moving forward.

1:07:50 Jeremy McGrath That's right. Like you said, it's great. You got to have goals.

1:07:54 Drew What's that Anderson?

1:07:54 Caller Not to get stuck on Rusty, but he said he doesn't pay rent.

1:07:57 Jeremy McGrath Where does he live with his kids?

1:07:58 Drew Pay his family members. It was his girlfriend's father or something, as I remember.

1:08:09 Adam I go home. I shake my head like an etch-a-sketch and I'm completely blank and then I come back and I'm like, hey, Dr. who's it? I shake Drew's hand.

1:08:17 Drew The doctor doesn't come out. Hey, nice to see you. No, you do that thing where we've met.

1:08:24 Adam Yeah, we've met. I know we've met. All right.

1:08:27 Drew Hey, buddy.

1:08:27 Adam Jeremy McGrath. Dear, dear, dear, dear friend. We've met before. Right, Jeremy?

1:08:30 Jeremy McGrath That's right.

1:08:31 Adam He's in tonight. Got himself a little book out called Blind Open. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:08:40 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline.

1:08:41 Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

1:08:58 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LLV-E-191. Jeremy McGrath is here, the world's greatest motorcycle rider.

1:09:11 Jeremy McGrath Thank you.

1:09:12 Adam Got a little book out called White Open, A Life at Supercross. And what about car racing, Jeremy?

1:09:19 Caller Yeah, you know what?

1:09:21 Jeremy McGrath I always, when I was younger, I thought for sure I wanted to do car racing. And, you know, after my career in Supercross and motocross and having been a, you know, having to grow up real young and be a professional at a really young age and having 10, 12 years at it, I found that for me, I just, I don't really think I want a schedule like that, at least for now. I mean, I retired, what, nine months ago, a year ago at this point. And I'm having fun taking the time to stay at home on the weekends. That's an unusual schedule for me.

1:09:55 Adam Yeah, good.

1:09:56 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, it's been fun.

1:09:57 Adam Fine. You made money. You got a good life for yourself. You worked hard.

1:10:02 Caller Yeah.

1:10:02 Adam Relax a little.

1:10:03 Drew Jeremy was talking to me during the break saying he had a flashback during the last segment where he remembers being here 10 years ago or something when one of the guests he was watching through the two-way mirror here before he came in, shook his head laughing and some, a joint flew out of his hair.

1:10:16 Caller Yeah.

1:10:17 Adam Oh, really?

1:10:17 Jeremy McGrath Remember that? Yeah. It was one of the, like, rap bands. Yeah. It was funny.

1:10:23 Adam Well, that's why the black man grows his hair out.

1:10:26 Jeremy McGrath It was funny.

1:10:27 Adam He decorates his, you know, like, we, like the white people, we put ornaments on a Christmas tree. They decorate their head with joints. It's a different thing.

1:10:35 Jeremy McGrath I remember.

1:10:36 Adam You can't not jump.

1:10:37 Jeremy McGrath Adam was just going crazy laughing because, I mean, I think it was my first time here on the show and I was just like, whoa, I couldn't believe that that happened and it was hilarious.

1:10:45 Adam Shook his head and a joint came out.

1:10:46 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, it was funny. I don't even think he knew it was in there.

1:10:49 Drew Maybe it came actually right out of his skull.

1:10:50 Adam I'm not sure. Yeah, he could have kept producing it like the magic trick where your uncle pulls a quarter out of your ear.

1:10:57 Drew Keeps coming.

1:10:57 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, that was funny.

1:10:58 Adam By the way, cruel joke to play on a six year old, but the quarter in the ear, hey, what's this in the ear? Oh, a quarter.

1:11:04 Caller Let me check your other ear. Oh, we got another quarter.

1:11:05 Adam It's like, really? That's not going to freak the kid out just a little bit? Got a piggy bank for a head or it's either, it's either I got quarters coming in my head, I'm screwed or where's the goddamn quarter? Yeah, more. All right. Let's. That's 13. Use mom's vibrator. Taylor?

1:11:24 Caller Yes.

1:11:25 Adam What's up?

1:11:26 Caller Well, today I was masturbating with my step mom's vibrator and I noticed that there was like a bunch of strands in my, like a strength of blood in my cum. And the weird thing is I've done this like lots of times before and it's never done that before.

1:11:37 Adam And where are you going to finishing school there?

1:11:41 Caller What?

1:11:43 Drew What? Are you coming on to your period? Is your period about due?

1:11:49 Adam No, it's your step mom's.

1:11:51 Caller Yes.

1:11:53 Adam What do you do before you put it back? You give it that wipe under the armpit like I do or do you actually use some soap on it?

1:12:01 Drew Wipe it off with a towel.

1:12:02 Adam And how about a little of that Purell stuff, you know what I mean, a little rubbing alcohol or something? Couldn't hurt. Squaresville, baby. Are you a little worried that your stepmom may show up one day and it's missing? Okay.

1:12:25 Drew She wouldn't care?

1:12:25 Jeremy McGrath She's probably not using it as much as her.

1:12:28 Caller Well, no.

1:12:31 Adam How often do you use it?

1:12:33 Caller About once a week.

1:12:35 Adam Let me just give a... I just want to give this tip, this little caveat, for all the folks out there who are listening, who are young, who are... You will get cocky, you will get lazy, you will get cocky, you will get cocky. This is for all the 15-year-old guys who think they can squeeze one off without closing the door and waiting for their folks to go to sleep. This is for all the girls that are rummaging through the vibrators. This is all the guys think they're going to watch a little DVD porn before the dad gets from the driveway into the house.

1:13:06 Caller You will get popped.

1:13:08 Adam You must treat, you must be completely consistent. You will get sloppy, you will get caught. Each time you're done with that vibrator, you got to put it back immediately and you got to clean it off good. And maybe, just maybe at 13, you shouldn't be using it. And by the way, what happens when the batteries start going?

1:13:30 Drew Well, I will just think the batteries are done.

1:13:34 Adam The girl is 13.

1:13:35 Drew Is that normal?

1:13:36 Adam It seems a little young. Is the horse out of the barn now?

1:13:40 Drew A little bit. And she's sort of compulsive about it in terms of how she sort of, there's a little quality to this that feels a little problematic. Yeah, but in and of itself it's no problem. First, let me answer a question. Sexual activity, do you put the thing inside you? Yeah, that can just cause bleeding sometimes, it just does. No big deal.

1:14:02 Adam Yeah, long ways, right? Yeah, don't do it.

1:14:08 Drew Big smiley.

1:14:08 Adam Big banana face. And Taylor, are you okay? Any sexual abuse, anything like that?

1:14:16 Caller Yeah, my step-uncle left me like for two years.

1:14:19 Drew All right, so you're getting sort of sexually compulsive now, and that's what we're picking up on. Sexuality, that part of your central nervous system is sort of operating in a hyperdynamic state. It's overstimulated.

1:14:32 Adam So the step-uncle is step-mom's brother?

1:14:36 Drew Oh, good times.

1:14:37 Jeremy McGrath Wow, did your step-mom find out about this?

1:14:40 Caller My real mom said.

1:14:42 Adam Real mom said, but did your step-mom? I know you've been wanting to work that out, but did your step-mom find out about this?

1:14:49 Caller No.

1:14:51 Adam You sure? Is it the kind of thing where you think she probably knows something and isn't saying anything?

1:14:57 Caller I'm pretty sure she doesn't.

1:14:58 Drew Is it time maybe to say something to her about it?

1:15:01 Caller No, I don't want to.

1:15:03 Adam And what about your father? He works a lot. And he has no idea what went on? No, let's go. When did this end?

1:15:14 Caller Like a couple months ago.

1:15:17 Drew And how did it end? You tell him you're going to tell somebody or?

1:15:20 Caller No, I just told him I didn't want to do it anymore because he convinced me to do it. Because he would tell me like, oh, yeah, it's so fun and stuff. And I'm going to make you into a little whore and stuff. And so I would like to agree to it for a while. And after a while, I was like, I don't want to do this anymore.

1:15:31 Adam Well, after a couple of years. And how old is he?

1:15:36 Caller He's 32.

1:15:39 Adam Oh, hold on a second.

1:15:40 Drew Oh, my God, this guy.

1:15:42 Adam Now, see, to me, then I'm an atheist and not a pedophile, but I do pay a lot of taxes. I'd like a bullet in the guy's head. Like, for me, it's like, do we have to sort all this stuff out? Do we have to talk to him? Do we need to change him? Do we need to fix him? He's a 30-something-year-old guy who's banging an 11-year-old. What do we do? By the way, Ken, you got a guy who thinks that's a fine idea at the ripe old age of 30 and change. Are we really going to change this guy that much? We're really going to convince him, hey, Larry, you know what? No, no, Larry, no, bad, bad Larry. No, don't ask the 11-year-olds. Move up to the 28-year-olds. Really? Or is he just like a dog that has arthritis and just needs to bullet in the head?

1:16:30 Drew He was sexually abused too as a child.

1:16:32 Adam I'm sure.

1:16:33 Drew No doubt.

1:16:34 Adam And this is crazy albino white trash going on here.

1:16:38 Drew Yeah, Taylor, you really need to report this, Taylor. I mean, he's going to do it to somebody else.

1:16:43 Adam Taylor, OK, so here's... Let me just hit a couple of big beats with you. What you did with this guy is not your fault in any way, shape or form.

1:16:53 Drew But it has charged up your sexuality, and it's going to be a problem if you start acting on that. So stay with the vibrator and don't graduate to guys. Or to anybody, for people. Not for a good six, seven years.

1:17:06 Adam And even if you feel like you were a somewhat willing participant in this encounter, you're a child. You're still a child. Unless you're Jewish, in which you've had your bat mitzvah and your woman now. But this is not the work of a Jew, by the way.

1:17:23 Drew No.

1:17:24 Adam Alright. So, Taylor, not Jewish? Okay, perfect. Not at all. And actually, a little Jew wouldn't hurt at this point. A little of that in the family, a little fused, wouldn't hurt. Okay, so, Taylor, you must report this. Talk to your father. You did nothing wrong. You were a victim. And not only that, this guy's a criminal.

1:17:44 Jeremy McGrath Yeah. Yeah, he's a creep.

1:17:46 Adam And he's going to hurt other people. And you have to get some counseling. It's very important. Believe me, we know. Listen to us. Alright. And you don't have to work the vibrator part in when you go to the store. Alright. Now take care of yourself.

1:18:01 Drew Call us back. Let us know how it goes. Alright?

1:18:03 Adam Please. Rusty, call back.

1:18:05 Drew Especially Marcus.

1:18:06 Adam Marcus.

1:18:08 Caller Keep it flowing, baby.

1:18:11 Adam What's going on, buddy?

1:18:12 Drew What was that?

1:18:13 Caller This is great, man.

1:18:14 Caller Adam, you're my main man, bro.

1:18:17 Caller Yeah.

1:18:18 Caller I love you and the show.

1:18:20 Caller We're tight.

1:18:21 Jeremy McGrath We got to rhyme. We got to rhyme.

1:18:23 Caller That's my main man name.

1:18:24 Drew Yeah, you couldn't quit. Squeeze out.

1:18:32 Adam Yeah. You listen to the show, right? You know a lot of the drops we play on the show like Let's Heal Some Babies and Your Fan and Your Fan. Can you rattle a few of those off for us?

1:18:43 Caller David Ellen Greer.

1:18:49 Caller Let's Save Some Babies.

1:18:52 Caller Let's Heal Some Babies.

1:18:56 Caller I don't know that much about him.

1:18:59 Adam Anybody, any other famous drops you'd like to parrot back to us?

1:19:03 Caller If you can coach me, I would do them personally.

1:19:06 Drew I'm like Marcus saying you're gay.

1:19:09 Adam Anderson, why don't you toss him one and then Marcus can parrot it back. I'd like to hear that. He started to cuss and then he stopped.

1:19:17 Caller Yeah.

1:19:18 Adam Don't worry, Anderson. We're cool. Safe harbor.

1:19:21 Caller We're cool.

1:19:23 Adam Marcus.

1:19:24 Caller Sorry, I was trying to deal with the cuss.

1:19:25 Caller What did you say?

1:19:26 Adam He didn't cuss. Toss a couple top five Loveline drops in and Marcus can then give his impression of it.

1:19:35 Drew You're gay.

1:19:42 Adam Wow, it's like they played it twice.

1:19:45 Caller All right, now Anderson, asshole, you're such an asshole, and Marcus, yeah, you may be missing a point just a little bit.

1:20:00 Drew It's not to give it your own twist.

1:20:01 Adam Yeah, we don't want your own impersonating style brought to this. We'd like you to copy it. All right, ready?

1:20:08 Caller All right, here we go.

1:20:15 Jeremy McGrath What the heck was that?

1:20:19 Caller Come on and feed me.

1:20:26 Drew Give me some words.

1:20:27 Caller Come on, Anderson.

1:20:28 Caller Come on, Anderson.

1:20:31 Caller I'm looking. I can't think.

1:20:32 Drew You're fat.

1:20:33 Adam Just knock a few down.

1:20:34 Caller You're a fat pig.

1:20:37 Drew You're fat.

1:20:39 Caller You're ugly.

1:20:46 Drew All right. All right.

1:20:49 Adam That's all right. But, listen, he's a free spirit. He's like a stallion. He's like a Mustang running in the open range. You know what I mean? You don't want to cage him in. Of course not.

1:21:01 Drew We don't want to make him well.

1:21:04 Adam There he goes. You want to take a call? We can take a break, too. I'll take a break. So you're 18. You're addicted to one night stands.

1:21:25 Caller Yeah.

1:21:26 Adam Oh, are you in the Phoenix area?

1:21:28 Caller No.

1:21:29 Adam Oh, because I got a man by the name of Marcus who's open for business. Not turning you off?

1:21:36 Caller No, not really.

1:21:37 Adam All right. So now you're with a new guy each week?

1:21:40 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

1:21:41 Adam Twenty guys, but won't throw a little love, Marx's way, huh? All right. Hang on a second.

1:21:49 Drew We'll take a quick break. Get back with Carrie.

1:21:51 Adam Yeah, we should. Marcus. I'm trying, buddy. Trying to get some for you. Yeah, you know what? Let me tell you. Let me tell you what Marcus is in danger of doing. It happens once in a while, besides vomiting. Passing out while he's beating off, which is that's nothing worse than waking up the following morning with the TV still on, but the tape has run out. So it's just fuzz and the remote's on your chest and you got like half a bib sway. That's humiliating. Hands still clenched around the junk. That's bad.

1:22:32 Jeremy McGrath Pants around the thigh area.

1:22:34 Adam That could happen. You're drunk. You think it's a good idea, but you pass out halfway into it.

1:22:39 Jeremy McGrath That's Marcus.

1:22:41 Adam Yeah. Let me. All right. We'll get back to Marcus. We'll get Carey, who's addicted to sex, One Night Stands, Jeremy McGrath in tonight and we'll be right back. Hey everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Jeremy McGrath is here tonight, and he is the world's greatest motorcycle rider.

1:23:23 Jeremy McGrath Oh, yeah?

1:23:24 Adam Don't believe me? He's in the Motorcycle Hall of Fame, which is a tent somewhere in Ohio. Outside the hall. Outside the hall. Outside what is a hall that is probably used for other things. Wide Open is the name of the book, A Life in Supercross. It is on the covers. It must be some sort of stunt rider doing something incredible.

1:23:43 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, it's my double actually.

1:23:45 Adam Stunt double doing... Now, what is this? Is that a pancake?

1:23:51 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, it's just a nice whip is what they call it. It's basically a, I don't know, I guess in your old schooled Elsinore terms it'd be a tabletop maybe.

1:24:01 Adam Tabletop. Yeah, that's what I used to call it. That's what I used to do, Drew.

1:24:04 Drew When you did the hill climb.

1:24:06 Adam Do that old hill climb. Had a 500 tire in the back of that 250. Oh yeah, oh yeah.

1:24:12 Jeremy McGrath Good book, good book. Good read for everybody, you know.

1:24:15 Adam Yeah, good, it doesn't go more than 11 pages without a picture and that's how I like it. That's what keeps me interested.

1:24:22 Jeremy McGrath Nice and double spaced for Easy read. guys like me and Adam.

1:24:25 Adam Easy read, easy read. It starts at the beginning and ends in the 40 years from now. Yeah. Yeah, so it tells it all. All right, where are we, Drew?

1:24:37 Drew Should we check in with Marcus before doing Carrie?

1:24:41 Adam Marcus.

1:24:41 Caller We'll seal some babies.

1:24:43 Adam Hey, yeah, seal some babies.

1:24:45 Drew He's losing us.

1:24:45 Adam You getting a little tired, Marcus?

1:24:47 Caller I wanna hear some colors, come on.

1:24:49 Adam Okay, buddy.

1:24:50 Drew All right. Hold on.

1:24:51 Adam Hey, listen, we're gonna need you to grab that book that Jeremy's written.

1:24:56 Drew Actually, I think you should read my book.

1:24:59 Adam Crap. Yeah. Why don't you read that?

1:25:02 Caller Some things will be free, man.

1:25:04 Drew What's that? Send me some for free.

1:25:05 Adam Okay, we'll get that out to you. Well, you want us to send it out to the Betty Ford Clinic so it'll be there when you get there? All right, let's deal with some babies. Who's right?

1:25:16 Drew Hi, Carrie.

1:25:19 Adam All right, so you sleep with guys on the first night.

1:25:22 Caller Yeah. And I don't talk to them and I don't call them.

1:25:26 Drew How come?

1:25:29 Caller I don't know. I just don't. It's a pain for me to do that. Like it's annoying. I'd rather just not see them again because I don't know.

1:25:38 Adam You're angry.

1:25:39 Jeremy McGrath Why wouldn't you want to see them again? You don't like it? Or you just want to go to another guy?

1:25:46 Caller I just want to go to another guy.

1:25:48 Drew Who are the guys? Anything characteristic about them?

1:25:52 Caller What?

1:25:53 Drew What kind of guys do you go after?

1:25:58 Caller Like who they look like or what kind of guy they're like?

1:26:00 Drew Both.

1:26:01 Caller They're usually white, just white guys, but I'm with-

1:26:06 Adam Hold on, Marcus is white.

1:26:10 Caller I'm from the 909. I don't think he'll want to touch that.

1:26:12 Jeremy McGrath Whoa, 909.

1:26:13 Adam What's that 909?

1:26:14 Drew Area code?

1:26:15 Jeremy McGrath That's the area code I grew up in.

1:26:18 Drew Riverside?

1:26:18 Jeremy McGrath Yeah.

1:26:19 Adam Uh-oh, Riverside?

1:26:20 Caller Yeah, that kind of hears.

1:26:22 Jeremy McGrath Is that where she's from?

1:26:22 Adam Uh-oh. Hey, listen, Carrie, where's your dad?

1:26:26 Caller He's in the room next to me.

1:26:31 Drew Well, listen, she's 18. This could be one of two things. This one of three, well, really one of four things. One, she could be bipolar, and this could be part of her manic thing. Two, she could be an addict and sexual compulsivity is sometimes part of an addict sort of syndrome. Thirdly, some 18-year-olds just go through a period like this, women.

1:26:51 Adam Yeah.

1:26:52 Drew They just go through it. They just, 18 to 22, they'll go through a little terror for a while, and that's that.

1:26:56 Adam Right.

1:26:56 Drew And then finally, she could be a sexual abuse survivor and a physical abuse survivor.

1:27:00 Adam Any abuse?

1:27:02 Caller No, none at all.

1:27:03 Adam Okay. You seem a little angry, guys, or at least you don't trust them. Did your dad screw around on your mom?

1:27:10 Caller No, he's great.

1:27:12 Adam Well, then stop humiliating him by banging a new guy every weekend.

1:27:17 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, exactly.

1:27:18 Adam All right?

1:27:19 Drew Where's your mom?

1:27:21 Caller With my dad.

1:27:22 Drew And what's she like? What's your relationship with her like?

1:27:24 Caller Great.

1:27:25 Drew No problem. No manic depression in your family or anything?

1:27:29 Caller No, that's why I'm confused because you always have these people call in and like...

1:27:34 Drew Sometimes women 18 to 22 will just go through a period, go through a stretch where they do this for a while until they kind of tire of it. And then that's it.

1:27:43 Jeremy McGrath Well, at least she's getting it out of the way, huh? Yeah, at least you're getting it out of the way.

1:27:48 Drew Do you enjoy this? Do you enjoy it?

1:27:50 Caller Early.

1:27:51 Drew Do you enjoy this?

1:27:55 Jeremy McGrath Good times. As Adam was saying.

1:27:57 Caller I never really get much out of it.

1:27:59 Drew Don't get much out of it.

1:28:00 Adam All right, well then don't do it.

1:28:02 Drew Why do you enjoy it then?

1:28:03 Adam Oh, who cares?

1:28:04 Caller Like, I don't know.

1:28:05 Drew Do you enjoy it or don't enjoy it?

1:28:08 Adam She doesn't enjoy the actual physical part of it, but she probably enjoys the emotional part of the power and the attention and all that. And you know, you say to a woman like, well, why don't you stay with it that once you go with the guy again, and it's like, well, cause I can get another guy anytime. The 18 year old chick who's relatively cute and just head out and go, why not? I mean, you could remember back in the day, if you found somebody who, essentially guys look at it this way. I found someone who let me have sex with them. And if you find somebody who lets you have sex with them, you gotta hang on with both hands unless you're like a Lorenzo Lamas or something, you know, or Jeremy McGrath over here, turning pro at 11 and a half and all that stuff. I mean, you do most guys, and even good looking guys that are doing well in life, maybe they'll have one or two of those, but they hang on to them. It's somebody who's attractive, let me nail them. Well, women really know they can find this and they know they can find it anywhere, anytime. I mean, they really can't just leave the house. Anyone who shows up.

1:29:17 Jeremy McGrath They know when they're combing their hair.

1:29:18 Adam Put it this way, a woman, it was attractive woman, could have sex with almost anyone who delivers something to the house, UPS guy, mailman, Pizza Hut, whoever. Anyone who shows up except for maybe the Jehovah's Witness.

1:29:33 Jeremy McGrath The guy on the mountain bike with the helmet and the white button up.

1:29:36 Adam That's him.

1:29:37 Jeremy McGrath That's the guy. He is probably the only guy.

1:29:40 Adam That's the only guy, just oral.

1:29:41 Jeremy McGrath You know why though, you know why? Because I think he always has his buddy with him.

1:29:45 Adam Oh yeah.

1:29:45 Drew To make sure he doesn't do that.

1:29:46 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, to make sure he doesn't do that.

1:29:47 Adam He's got to back up.

1:29:48 Jeremy McGrath Yeah.

1:29:49 Adam Right. Yeah, so if that was an atheist team, they'd just be, they'd be gang banging.

1:29:54 Jeremy McGrath I like it that they would.

1:29:55 Adam Oh, it's got to be a rough gig. At least they got the mountain bikes now. They used to just have this little fender, three speeds with the bells on them. And it's a tough gig.

1:30:04 Caller All right.

1:30:05 Adam Let's check in with Marcus over here. I miss my man, Marcus. Marcus.

1:30:11 Caller Thanks a lot for trying to hook me up with some women.

1:30:13 Caller Hey.

1:30:14 Caller You know, you know, it might happen.

1:30:16 Caller It might not happen. It's not going to happen.

1:30:19 Caller Jeremy got, you guys still have to remember, Jeremy Graf is the ringwesky of the Motocross. You have to remember that.

1:30:27 Adam I, I'd almost forgotten until you gave me that little reminder.

1:30:33 Jeremy McGrath Thank you, Marcus.

1:30:34 Caller Yeah. You still have the bomb on the house. So I love you on when you would do that, but you haven't done that for a while.

1:30:41 Adam It's been a few months. Yeah.

1:30:42 Caller It hasn't been a while.

1:30:43 Caller You can complain about waking up at six o'clock.

1:30:46 Caller Three o'clock, three o'clock.

1:30:48 Drew Three o'clock.

1:30:51 Caller Dr. Drew, come on, man.

1:30:54 Caller Yeah. What do you think about Drew?

1:30:55 Caller If you were my doctor, you'd be completely confused.

1:31:00 Drew No, I don't think I would be.

1:31:01 Adam It'd be real easy, right?

1:31:02 Caller You'd be out of your freaking mind.

1:31:04 Drew That may be true, but I know right where you need to go.

1:31:09 Caller You guys, you've been blessed.

1:31:11 Adam Thanks, buddy.

1:31:12 Drew All right, bro.

1:31:13 Caller All right.

1:31:15 Drew We're done. That's it.

1:31:17 Caller Party's over?

1:31:18 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:31:18 Caller Go ahead.

1:31:19 Caller Let's heal some babies.

1:31:22 Drew Marcus.

1:31:24 Jeremy McGrath Supercross is Saturday in Phoenix.

1:31:26 Caller You know what's gonna happen?

1:31:28 Caller What happened?

1:31:30 Caller I'm gonna wake up about five o'clock Friday morning, drink a lot of beer.

1:31:36 Jeremy McGrath All right, well come say hi on Friday night.

1:31:38 Caller No, no, I'm gonna wake up about 12, one o'clock AM drink some more beer.

1:31:47 Jeremy McGrath All right, well you know what? Go read the book.

1:31:50 Drew Did he say he's buck naked?

1:31:51 Adam No, he said he's not gonna make it.

1:31:52 Drew Not gonna make it.

1:31:53 Caller Not gonna make it, dude.

1:31:54 Adam Mark, you know, Drew, for a guy who's an addiction medicine specialist, you don't speak good drunken slaps.

1:31:59 Drew Not fluent. It's sort of...

1:32:01 Adam I understand everything you said. That's how my friends sound.

1:32:05 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, I know.

1:32:05 Adam At work.

1:32:07 Jeremy McGrath Yeah.

1:32:07 Adam Church. All right, let's take a little break. Jeremy McGrath here tonight. And the book is called Wide Open. Life in Supercross. Be right back. Well, that's the show. Where did the time go? I want to thank our guest Marcus. Look her up, call him in tonight. The great Jeremy McGrath.

1:32:56 Jeremy McGrath Thanks a lot, you guys.

1:32:57 Adam God bless you, Jeremy. And I will, he's got a, you've got a book signing, by the way, wide open, A Life in Supercross. The name of the book, book signing, where, when?

1:33:06 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, my book signing's gonna be January 18th, which is a Sunday, and it'll be in Walmart and Long Beach, Walmart and Long Beach. And hopefully, you know, some guys, some people will come out and get the book signed. Go out, see Jeremy. I'm gonna see you, Adam, maybe in two weeks at the Supercross, huh?

1:33:25 Adam He won't do it.

1:33:25 Drew My kids might wanna go. He's a super puss.

1:33:27 Jeremy McGrath If they wanna go, let's do it.

1:33:29 Adam Well, I will be there in Anaheim, and we'll talk before then, or do something, cause, you know, I gotta be, you know. I need the free booze, the free food.

1:33:38 Drew Gotta thank Rusty for coming in tonight, too.

1:33:40 Adam Yeah.

1:33:41 Caller Yeah.

1:33:41 Drew Surviving his call back with the goals. Exactly.

1:33:45 Adam So, until next time, it's Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.

1:33:49 Caller Ah, you have some nice cars, you have a nice woman.

1:33:57 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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