Episode 1000586836212

1:10 Voiceover Listen, discretion is advised.

1:10 Angie Everhart Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:11 Adam I'm Adam.

1:11 That's Dr. Drew.

1:11 Voiceover Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191-Dr.

1:11 Drew, board certified physician, Dix-Benz-Bab-Bla.

1:12 Angie Everhart Hey, Angie Everhart is doing here tonight.

1:15 Drew She is actually circling out there. And Anne saw her drive by looking for the radio station, but she didn't notice Anne.

1:23 Angie Everhart Well.

1:23 Drew That's 15 minutes ago.

1:24 Angie Everhart She'll be in.

1:25 Drew Yeah, she'll be in.

1:25 Angie Everhart She'll be in. She's plugging the Celebrity Mole. I've been seeing the commercials all over ABC for that. Angie, I would consider her dear, dear, dear friend, even though we've never seen each other outside of this studio. Although we did race together.

1:43 Drew I was gonna say, yes.

1:44 Angie Everhart On the celebrity Grand Prix last year, yes.

1:46 Drew Now, was she up here promoting that?

1:49 Angie Everhart No, I don't think she was. We had a couple of, we had Josh Brolin up here.

1:53 Drew It says here the last time she was up was a year and a half ago. I can't believe that.

1:56 Angie Everhart Seems, seems too long.

1:58 Drew Yeah.

1:58 Angie Everhart Yeah. But no, I think Josh Brolin and I can't remember who else came in here to promote that. But she was a game competitor. Thank Christ she didn't beat me in that race.

2:09 Drew That would have been good.

2:10 Angie Everhart And the only thing worse than getting beat by a chick is getting beat by a hot chick. And this is how guys are, by the way.

2:18 Drew That's how they think.

2:19 Angie Everhart Well it is true as a guy. As a guy. Like if a woman was beat by a guy in something that a woman does well, like the piano or cooking or something, it wouldn't matter what the guy looked like. You see what I mean? Like it didn't.

2:35 Drew Why is it? Think about it for a second. Why is the look so important?

2:38 Angie Everhart If Bobby Riggs beat Billie Jean King in tennis, it makes no difference what Bobby Riggs looks like. Now if Billie Jean King beats us in tennis, it's cool because she's got the butch haircut, she's a little bit dyke-y. She looks like Angie. We kill ourselves. We masturbate. Matt, no, first masturbate. Then kill ourselves. Possibly with our own semen. Semen, yeah, you choke on your semen.

2:59 Drew Yes, why? Why is it so troublesome?

3:04 Angie Everhart I don't know because it's very, it's a very bitter pill to swallow to have someone you want to F beat you.

3:11 Drew And if they beat you, that possibility, no more.

3:14 Angie Everhart Oh yeah.

3:14 Drew That's what that is.

3:15 Angie Everhart Come on, that's why you gotta kill yourself.

3:17 Drew That's what that is. Yeah. That's the way it was just closed. There's nothing I can do about it.

3:22 Angie Everhart No.

3:22 Drew Even though it's not open in the first place, the way men think it's like, well, Right. Yeah, maybe, you know.

3:27 Angie Everhart No, zero, zero possibility.

3:29 Drew That is a male thinking.

3:30 Angie Everhart Yeah, and we'll bring, now when Angie does get in here, we'll ask her, have the feminine mind. She's got a little bit of a tomboy attitude, which is nice. She's very accessible and approachable and sort of game for a hot chick. But we'll ask her, how does the feminine mind work? Like when we did that celebrity race, she came out there after she saw the guys that were a little better, a little more skilled, did it make a difference in her mind?

3:56 Drew How she felt about them. How she felt about the guys. Just pissed, she's more pissed.

4:02 Angie Everhart No, I suspect the woman is more attractive, especially when they see, if they're-

4:05 Drew The competency, not if they're in the competitive mode, not if they want to beat them.

4:09 Angie Everhart No, but-

4:10 Drew Then they're pissed. No, they're not pissed. We'll see, we'll see.

4:12 Angie Everhart There's still a part of them that likes the competency. Because here's the thing, since women, they're visual to a certain degree, but if there's 10 guys in a room and they average out to be a good seven and a half or an eight, there's no reason to like one guy more than the other. One guy picks up a guitar and starts playing it beautifully.

4:29 Drew That's the one.

4:30 Angie Everhart Boom, that's the guy. Now, for guys, one chick could pick up the guitar and start playing it. If there was one chick that was marginally hotter than her, zero difference. We're still into one that's marginally hotter. We're very, you know what? We may be immature. And it may be lame and it may be very superficial.

4:50 Drew So predictable.

4:51 Angie Everhart But we're very consistent.

4:52 Drew Yes.

4:53 Angie Everhart Very predictable that way. Absolutely.

4:56 Drew And even guys that choose to behave differently, you still know their motivational priorities. You know what I mean? You can be more evolved and go, that's ridiculous. Forget it, I'm not gonna go with that. But the mind still goes that way.

5:09 Angie Everhart Right.

5:10 Drew All right.

5:11 Angie Everhart You ready? Yeah, well, let me say this, too. I think women look at guys differently. See, men don't look at women differently. We just look at women.

5:21 Drew That's right. Well, no, when we're in an evolved state, we do. But there's still this primary thing going on. Yes.

5:26 Angie Everhart Yeah. I'm just saying, Angie Everhart could see you and go, oh, who cares? And then see you making your medical rounds in charge, telling people what to do, that kind of stuff. You know, talking a bunch of medical mumbo jumbo about a bunch of carpal tunnel syndrome and all these other syndromes. All of a sudden, she's ruined her panties.

5:47 Drew Right.

5:47 Angie Everhart She's seeing you doing what you do.

5:48 Drew That is, what do we used to call it in our numbers evaluation?

5:51 Angie Everhart I don't know, but if you got it.

5:53 Drew The rank, position in life.

5:54 Angie Everhart If you have a woman who's interested in you, you have to let her see you.

5:58 Drew In action.

5:58 Angie Everhart In action, bossing people around, firing people, beating up people, saving people, either killing, either effing, killing or saving people. They get real turned on by that. They need action.

6:11 Drew I see.

6:12 Angie Everhart All right. We just want to have them hold still. All right, you ready?

6:16 Drew Yeah.

6:17 Angie Everhart Here we go. Anastasia?

6:21 Angie Everhart Uh-huh.

6:22 Angie Everhart You're 24?

6:23 Angie Everhart Yes.

6:24 Angie Everhart What's up?

6:25 Angie Everhart Okay, I have a question. I've started seeing some guy and we've been seeing each other for about four to five months and give or take some weeks, I guess. And our personalities are very, very different first, you know, first off. He's really, really shy, quiet type of guy. I guess we really put it to good use when people say opposites attract. The sex is great, but he is a bit prudish. I think he needs to, I need to know, maybe you can give me some advice how I can get him to open up a bit more sexually. I'm very...

7:06 Drew You're gonna have to be much more specific. What do you mean when you say he's prudish? Backdoor.

7:11 Angie Everhart I'm very...

7:11 Angie Everhart All right, too bad Angie's here. What's happened in leather pants?

7:18 Adam I just got into a car accident.

7:19 Angie Everhart Really?

7:20 Adam Right next door.

7:22 Angie Everhart Are you okay?

7:23 Adam I'm fine, but the Porsche behind me wasn't.

7:27 Angie Everhart Were Angie or?

7:29 Adam No, I'm.

7:31 Angie Everhart Wait, you have a Porsche, right?

7:33 Adam No, I have a truck.

7:34 Angie Everhart Oh, well that's good.

7:36 Adam Yeah.

7:37 Angie Everhart I guess it is. Hi guys.

7:39 Adam Sorry I'm late. I just ran over some poor guy's car.

7:43 Angie Everhart Was it a nice Porsche? Yeah. Really? Yeah. What happened?

7:47 Adam Brand new. He had the, he didn't even have his tags yet. He was like, I've waited my whole life to get a Porsche and I don't even have the plates yet. And I just looked at him and I'm like, I'm so sorry. I didn't see you. Cause the car was so low behind me and.

8:05 Angie Everhart And what happened?

8:06 Adam I backed up. Oh.

8:07 Angie Everhart And it screwed up the hood or the bumper?

8:09 Adam I just, I scratched his hood and it bent. I mean, it's not, it's not like a. Yeah.

8:14 Angie Everhart That's a big boy.

8:15 Drew He's a big boy.

8:16 Angie Everhart He'll land on his feet. Was he excited that a hot chick did it?

8:20 Adam I think he was gay.

8:21 Angie Everhart Oh.

8:22 Adam So I think it might've been worse, but. Yeah. He was like, I've waited my whole life. I've saved up forever to get this car. And I'm like, I'm so, I'm so sorry. And he's like, you can't even be mad at you guys. You're too nice.

8:35 Angie Everhart Well, let me, let me see. I'll tell you if he's gay. Was it the Boxster or was it the 9-Eleven?

8:40 Adam No, it wasn't a Boxster. It was 9-Eleven.

8:42 Angie Everhart The gays go with the Boxster.

8:44 Adam It is true, but I think that's.

8:47 Angie Everhart A convertible?

8:48 Adam Yes.

8:49 Angie Everhart Oh, then back to gay. You go back to gay once in a while. Try not to, but sometimes it just comes full circle.

8:57 Adam I haven't seen you since the race.

8:59 Angie Everhart Oh, great seeing you. Boy, do we have questions for you. Yeah. First off, we'll give the plugs, the Celebrity Mole, Yucatán or Yucatán. You can call it Yucatán?

9:11 Adam You can call it Yucatán if you want.

9:13 Angie Everhart Oh, you didn't like it? Was it? Yucatán sounds exotic.

9:16 Adam The food was really bad.

9:17 Drew Really?

9:17 Adam So you could call it Yucatán.

9:20 Angie Everhart It sounds exotic and beautiful, though.

9:22 Adam It is beautiful. Yucatán is where Cancun is. Yes, it is Cancun.

9:26 Drew Yeah, it's just the Yucatán Peninsula, really.

9:29 Angie Everhart And now, you were there doing the Celebrity Mole, and I've been seeing the commercials. We've been running a hell of a commercials on all the football games and everything. And now, how many days are you there in total to film this thing?

9:42 Adam We were there for two weeks.

9:44 Drew That's it.

9:45 Adam What?

9:45 Drew I was thinking Cathy, right? $300,000 last year doing that.

9:49 Angie Everhart Oh, did she make $300,000?

9:50 Drew Yeah.

9:51 Angie Everhart Now, you know who won, obviously, but you can't say anything.

9:55 Adam I know who won, yes.

9:56 Drew All right.

9:56 Angie Everhart Anyone give you a fits, because the Baldwin boy was driving Cathy Griffin nuts last year.

10:03 Adam Well, Steven stayed in character. Mm-hmm.

10:07 Drew Yeah.

10:08 Adam Corbin came back again, and he stayed in character.

10:12 Angie Everhart Yeah, those are the two returnees, right? Corbin Berntz and Steven Baldwin.

10:17 Drew Steven, I wouldn't describe as staying in character.

10:20 Angie Everhart Well, meaning-

10:20 Drew He played himself.

10:22 Angie Everhart Well, Steven is, you know when women have complaints about guys and how guys are? That's Steven Baldwin. Yeah, he's everything that women complain about, but yet go back to consistently. That's the great thing. Corbin is, I'm not, you know, I think, and this is where I'd like my career to go. He's just riding the celebrity circuit now. He's in all the softball games and the celebrity this and the challenges and the judging. It just seems like a nice way to ride out the career.

10:54 Adam Well, Corbin, I have to say out of everybody that was playing this game, because you can either play it really hard or not, and he played it. He played it really well.

11:07 Angie Everhart Yeah. Now, as we were discussing before you came in is that as we're talking about the celebrity Toyota Grand Prix race that getting beat by chick is bad, getting beat by hot chick is ultra bad. We can take-

11:22 Adam Well, you didn't have to worry about that, Adam.

11:25 Angie Everhart And I appreciate you not beating me, but we can take being beaten by an unattractive. The more man like a woman, the more palatable the defeat is for the man, right?

11:37 Drew I really think it's just the less attracted you are.

11:40 Angie Everhart Yeah, but that's a universal thing. If the woman is sort of more man than you are, it's easier for you to take the defeat.

11:48 Adam Is that an anything?

11:49 Angie Everhart Anything. That's right. We don't like hot chicks winning. But let me ask this, because we pose the question-

11:55 Drew We like the beating other guys.

11:56 Angie Everhart Yeah. Well, yeah, that's funny. That's entertaining.

11:59 Adam As long as it's not you.

12:01 Angie Everhart We posed a question or I posed a question to Drew before you came into the studio. As a woman, are you attracted to a guy when he seems competent, such as behind the wheel of one of these race cars, like when we're doing the celebrity race? Is there any, is it a push? Are you more attracted, less attracted?

12:21 Drew The question really was, when you're competing with these guys and you want to win, now for the guy he was saying, it really sort of closes a window. If you're attracted to a woman who beats you into something you're competing with, you're just like, oh, I can do it.

12:35 Adam That's so insecure, Adam.

12:36 Drew No, no, no. I know, but for women, if you're competing with somebody you want to beat them, how do you feel about the guy?

12:41 Angie Everhart I wasn't saying that, you jack-off.

12:42 Drew Not you were saying, they were saying men think that way.

12:46 Angie Everhart I, no, I said, here's what I said. You do this race, there's 10 guys that show up. You don't know half of them. They're all sort of semi-attractive, some better than others. I'm gonna be on the lower half of that. But then one of the guys really knows what he's doing when he gets into the car. Does that change things for you?

13:07 Adam No, like Jeremy, like Jeremy was very good.

13:09 Angie Everhart Charles, hold on, Drew, just shut up.

13:11 Drew Of course it changes things in abstract. Yes, of course it does. But what if you wanted to beat him? If you really wanted to beat him.

13:17 Angie Everhart Who cares, you idiot?

13:19 Drew Does it make a difference?

13:20 Adam No, not to me.

13:20 Drew Okay, that's the question.

13:21 Adam I really wanted to beat Jeremy, but there's no way I was gonna.

13:25 Drew No way.

13:26 Angie Everhart Yeah, so I mean, see Jeremy McGrath, if you'd see Jeremy as a dorky guy from Orange County, you wouldn't be interested in the guy at all. There's nothing wrong with him, but you're a supermodel, he's beneath you. But then you see him compete in Excel, and all of a sudden, you're looking at him a different way.

13:45 Adam Well, because you respect him.

13:46 Angie Everhart Yeah, but there's some.

13:47 Adam You respect what he does. And well, you couldn't, nobody could beat him.

13:51 Angie Everhart Yeah, yeah, I know. Well, he'll be in tomorrow night, though. We had a couple of hot laps on the training track where I did pretty good against him.

13:59 Adam You did.

13:59 Angie Everhart Yes, yes.

14:00 Adam You did, I was so cheering for you up. I was watching him and he was, he was beating, he actually beat him at one point.

14:06 Angie Everhart Yeah, we had, there was a day when we were doing the driving course when it was driving rain the entire time and everyone was racing in this driving rain and the cars were pitching sideways and the windshield wipers were going.

14:18 Adam Steve Hartman was driving clear across the grass, cutting through the track.

14:21 Angie Everhart He was doing like bumper to bumper and it was, it was really exciting. I mean, it's as exciting as it is to race in the driving rain. It adds a extra, extra element to it.

14:29 Adam But I'd have to say that was one of the most, that was one of the best days. Like one of the best things you can do with your clothes on is race a car.

14:39 Angie Everhart Yeah, it was true. You ought to do that. You got to get your publicist going on there.

14:44 Adam You should do that. It's so much fun.

14:47 Angie Everhart I bet. All right, let's talk about this lingerie bowl very quickly, which I heard about. I've heard about some weeks back and then I thought it went away, but then it came back again. Am I right? This is a halftime pay-per-view at the Super Bowl?

15:02 Adam Lingerie Bowl 2004 is what it's called. It's pay-per-view halftime at the Super Bowl. So it's going to come on at the same time as the halftime at Super Bowl.

15:12 Angie Everhart Right.

15:12 Adam And it's seven girls against seven girls playing full contact, take down, football.

15:19 Angie Everhart Well, what are you wearing?

15:20 Adam We're wearing lingerie.

15:22 Angie Everhart Oh really?

15:22 Adam But we have pads on our, we have shoulder pads and they've changed it to hockey helmets now. Like they're sort of, they're a little smaller than regular helmets because regular helmets would do too much damage to our skin.

15:33 Angie Everhart Sure, sure. And where do you play it?

15:36 Adam We're gonna do it at the Coliseum.

15:38 Angie Everhart At LA Coliseum?

15:39 Adam LA Coliseum.

15:40 Angie Everhart Really? It helps this world. This is why the Taliban wants to blow us up, by the way. The picture of two chicks wearing hockey helmets, a thong back, shoulder pads.

15:52 Adam No, no, they're hot pants, they're not thong backs, go back.

15:55 Angie Everhart Hot pants and beating the crap out of each other. What guy's drinking?

15:58 Adam We're actually playing football. We really are. We are out there every Tuesdays and Thursdays practicing and the practices are so much fun. Really?

16:06 Angie Everhart What the?

16:07 Adam We have NFL coaches and different people who are, I was out there today with my quarterback coach because I don't want to go out there and do an athletic foul.

16:14 Angie Everhart Are you playing quarterback?

16:16 Adam I'm quarterback. So I have a pretty good spiral.

16:19 Angie Everhart Really?

16:20 Adam Yeah, I'm working hard on it.

16:21 Angie Everhart I'll tell you that Angie really goes for it. See, I like that. And who's on your team? You have other hot chicks on your team and you're playing hot chicks?

16:29 Adam All the girls are really pretty. Actually, there are no dogs on any of the teams.

16:32 Angie Everhart No, you can't. You're a disgrace.

16:35 Adam They're really pretty girls. Great bodies, really nice.

16:38 Angie Everhart What if you win? What do you get? Does the winner get anything?

16:41 Adam Well, I heard that Dodge pulled out. That we were gonna win a truck. But there's a bonus involved.

16:48 Angie Everhart Yeah.

16:49 Adam And hopefully by Super Bowl time, they'll have another sponsor that will kick something in.

16:54 Angie Everhart Yeah, yeah, yeah, terrorists hate this activity. Nothing wrong with it though. This is America.

16:59 Adam If guys can play football, why can't girls?

17:01 Angie Everhart Yeah.

17:02 Adam What's the problem? It's like playing in your bathing suit. It's bigger than my bathing suit actually. This uniform that I'm wearing is bigger than my bathing suit.

17:10 Angie Everhart All right, but you have a very small bathing suit. You gotta be fair.

17:14 Adam I don't wear thongs.

17:15 Angie Everhart No, you don't. You don't?

17:16 Adam No.

17:18 Angie Everhart Well, it's off by the way, because I'm a thong man.

17:21 Adam I wear thong underwear.

17:23 Angie Everhart Well, yeah, but that's the thing is, I wear thong bathing suit and I insist my ladies wear thong as well. So we'll have to, well, we'll talk about that. It's not necessarily a deal breaker for us. Anastasia, you're a 24. Anastasia had a prom about a half hour ago and then Angie came in.

17:42 Drew The husband is too shy. You were gonna tell us what you mean by that. Like what won't he do?

17:52 Angie Everhart Well, he's blessed when it comes to being down there. But when it comes to the sexual department, all he does is just lay down and I have to do all the work. And it's like pulling teeth with him to get him to try something else. And if I bring up something else, he's like, well, I don't feel comfortable with that.

18:09 Or I'm not comfortable with that.

18:10 Angie Everhart And I need to know...

18:11 Angie Everhart Does he really... Hold on, quiet down. Does he really say, I don't feel comfortable with that because I've never known a guy to do that?

18:19 Angie Everhart Yes.

18:20 Angie Everhart That's strange. Is he a religious guy?

18:22 Drew Those are the words he uses? We're like bewildered by that.

18:26 Angie Everhart I suggested for New Year's Eve that we do something wild, you know, let's try something, you know, like on the side of the road or do something like that. And he said no.

18:35 Drew Yeah, it's too much hassle for him.

18:37 Angie Everhart I'm really not comfortable with doing, trying stuff like that.

18:39 Drew Yeah, we'll try things out in public. But when you try to change positions, he says, oh, that's I'm not comfortable. Why don't you buy him porn or wait, wait a minute, wait, this guy, maybe this guy may be a diabolical genius or he just says, no, I don't want to do that.

18:55 Adam He's just lazy, right? Yeah, he's just lazy and doesn't want to please you. He's getting off without pleasing you.

19:02 Drew Guys have their sort of zone and you're already doing what he likes best. And to get him out of that zone is spoils the whole experience for him. So you don't want to get out of that zone.

19:10 Angie Everhart That's what that's my question. How can I get him out of the zone without having to make it like?

19:14 Drew No, you don't go in the zone.

19:15 Angie Everhart You got to cut him off.

19:16 Drew You cut him off. You don't go in the zone. You say, hey, forget it. We're not doing anything tonight, then.

19:20 Angie Everhart Here's the thing, too, is we will, as guys, once we get a consistent sexual partner, this would never happen with Angie. But once guys get a consistent sexual partner, not every guy, not Sting, that jack-off Sting, unless you just sit on Oprah for five hours a day talking about how he bangs the bejesus out of his wife using tantric sex. Hold on a second. Let me just go off, because I did see Sting and his old lady Trudy on Oprah. I don't know what the hell happened, but it was during the vacation. I was flicked on the TV and there he was. I find it very bizarre slash incredibly pompous to sort of sit there with your wife and go, yes, I make love to her for seven or eight hours at a time. It was, really? Who cares? And isn't that kind of weird?

20:08 Adam You don't believe that he does that?

20:09 Angie Everhart I don't know if he does it. I don't care if he does it. I find it sort of bizarre that he would be on Oprah explaining about what he does to his wife and the multiple orgasms and the multiple hours that he does it to her with. And I know. And by the way, it screws up, it screws the curve up for the regular guys. And it's these sort of BS tantric sex guys who screw up. They put the bar too high and they get all those Oprah chicks and then my wife sits around and goes, Sting, when he's not writing songs about his wife, he's making slow, rhythmic, lovemaking movements on her that last five. And you want to know why you can't have the talk radio on while you're getting a BJ. And it's like, I'm going to kill Sting.

20:53 Adam You know what? Somebody just told me recently that Sting has nothing on him.

20:58 Angie Everhart Really?

20:59 Drew Sting has nothing on him.

21:02 Angie Everhart The celebrity?

21:02 Adam A friend of mine.

21:05 Angie Everhart All right. All I'm saying is, is nobody should know how long it takes you to come or how long you bang your wife. You know what I mean?

21:14 Drew It's intrusive.

21:15 Angie Everhart Yeah. If you're into yoga, so be it. You're into yoga.

21:18 Drew Yeah, that's good.

21:20 Angie Everhart And if you feel like bragging just a little bit and saying, you know, since I started doing the the Pilates, it's improved my performance, we get the picture.

21:31 Drew We got no problem. We spent a lot of time together.

21:33 Angie Everhart Yeah. Say whatever you like, but I don't need to hear you about banging your wife for five hours.

21:37 Drew No, that's not right. And then and then and then like I heard, is she want him talking about that? I don't know.

21:43 Angie Everhart Where's your dad? He's banging the bejesus out of my daughter.

21:49 Drew Oh, my God.

21:50 Angie Everhart Yeah, my little angel's getting the crap banged out of her for six, seven hours at a time. Yeah, it's great.

21:56 Drew Yeah.

21:56 Angie Everhart Thanks. It's just such a jack off move to do.

21:59 Adam What does that mean? That he's just not ejaculating for seven hours and they're just I don't know, that's what that means. And they're just they're just in bed together, making love for seven hours.

22:12 Drew He had all the money and time in the world. Most people probably do that.

22:14 Angie Everhart Here's what I've here's what I've decided. Great. There's two types of blowhard jack off guys. There's the Joey Budafuco type who just is a blowhard jack off kind of guy. And then there's the slide under the radar sting type who does it in a very subversive way.

22:32 Drew These are the same guys under reason we're so sensitive to my woman because these are the same guys in the 70s would tell us about the man. Yeah, same guy. Oh, yeah. The man is man. I know what they're growing up with that.

22:45 Angie Everhart Shut up. They just ruin it for all other guys, by the way. They really do. Why can't you be like Sting? Sting's full of crap. All right. What the hell are we talking about?

22:56 Drew Commercial breaks.

22:57 Angie Everhart Yeah, but I had something to say and Sting got me going. Here's what I'm saying. Yes. 90% of guys will slide into a path of least resistance vibe when it comes to work, when it comes to sex, when it comes to the relationship. We will navigate our way through a relationship in an easy way and that will spill into the bedroom. But not in the first six months of the relationship, but year number six, you start sliding into it.

23:26 Drew But not only sliding into their sort of comfort zone, their lazy zone, there's a huge positive also. It's like, that's just what they like. Yeah, that's what I like.

23:33 Angie Everhart I like to hold still. She gets on top. I come in three minutes and then watch some Sports Center. Everything's good. I watch the lingerie bowl.

23:41 Drew And so, it's like saying...

23:42 Angie Everhart And then when the woman says, well, how about you get up and do this and burn some calories? And I go, no, not my thing. Not my... Well, of course. Yeah, it's not your thing. You're doing your thing. And that ain't your thing because it involves a little sweat and maybe a calf cramp.

23:56 Drew Well, women don't understand. They have all the goods. All they got to say is, hey, fine, nothing then. They're fine. I'm tired. I don't want to do anything either.

24:02 Angie Everhart You treat it the same as if you tell them to get out and mow the lawn. And he says, not my thing. You say, oh yeah, it is your thing. It's your new thing.

24:09 Adam So if your wife wasn't giving you any and, you know, and then she and so you had to work for it.

24:16 Drew Yeah, you'd respond.

24:16 Adam You would respond.

24:17 Angie Everhart Of course. So this is what happens. Oh, who cares?

24:21 Adam Well, there's her answer.

24:22 Angie Everhart That's right.

24:22 Adam Stop giving him what he wants.

24:24 Angie Everhart That's right. Don't make it easy for him to settle into that. Angie Everhart here tonight, Celebrity Mole, ABC, Wednesday night. Boy, that's coming up fast.

24:35 Adam Wednesday night.

24:36 Angie Everhart All right. We'll take a what time on Wednesday night, eight o'clock. We got to figure that out. Get that written down here and take a quick break. We'll be right back. Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Angie Everhart is here tonight. I think we'll call our supermodel Angie Everhart, actress, race car driver. Drill seeker, stunt woman, and American, I might add. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Phone's buzzing away. Angie is going to be on the Celebrity Mole, which is coming up on ABC this Wednesday, and also half-time at the lingerie ball going on at the Super Bowl.

25:26 Drew Can't believe we're close enough to the Super Bowl to be talking about it. It's so disturbing, distressing.

25:31 Angie Everhart Yeah, I know. It seems like I spend three quarters of the year, while I guess I do, waiting for football season to start. And then when it's over, it's kind of weird. It's like, oh no. And it's this weird thing where you're approaching the pinnacle. This is the big game, but then also when this game ends.

25:51 Drew And it's over.

25:52 Angie Everhart It's disappointment.

25:53 Adam I was disappointed in the Denver game the other night, though.

25:56 Angie Everhart Oh my God.

25:57 Adam They got handed their cookies.

25:59 Angie Everhart Yeah, I mean, the game was, I don't know, 31-3 in the first half or something. And Denver just got destroyed. Other than that, though, some good games going on. Green Bay, so on and so forth.

26:11 Adam Are you a Packer fan?

26:13 Angie Everhart Well, here's the thing. I'm a Rams fan. People attack me. But you know what I like about sports guys? They're smallish white antagonistic guys who use sports as a vehicle to abuse verbally. Right. You know what I mean? And so it's like they go, what's your team, Adam? And I go, the Rams. Oh, the Rams? What do you do the Rams for? They backstabbed you. They left for St. Louis. And I go, well, I grew up in LA. I always liked the Rams coming from LA. And I don't know what other team to root for.

26:47 But they screwed you.

26:48 Angie Everhart You're an idiot. Hey, Jeff, guess what team Adam likes? No, no. Backstabbing the Rams. Oh, dude, what an idiot. You know, it's like, I don't know. To me, it's an easy math thing. When I was nine, I had a Rams beanie. You know what I mean? I enjoyed watching the Rams.

27:05 Adam I can't help it. I like the Cleveland Browns. I'm from Ohio. Even though they disappoint us every year.

27:10 Angie Everhart But yeah, that's usually how it goes. And by the way, the why it's horribly frustrating to watch any kind of sports in Los Angeles because I sit around a lingerie ball. Oh, no, that you can watch because everyone's a fan. And it's not broken up. It's not divided state by state. But I sit around with a bunch of guys that they're patriot fans, they're Steelers fans, everybody's from somewhere else. Not one Los Angelino amongst them. And even if there was, it wouldn't be a Rams fan. And now I'm considered an a-hole for liking the Rams. I don't know what's who should I like? And then they make then the lame suggestions start, you know, when I go, well, I don't know. Then who's my name? Oh, what about the Raiders? And I go, well, they left LA too. Well, then you got to go San Diego. It's like, listen, it's all fantasy, you retards. You think the team knows? The team's counting on me.

28:03 Drew You didn't play for the Rams.

28:05 Angie Everhart Yeah, I know.

28:06 Drew They talk as though they actually played for the team.

28:08 Angie Everhart It really gets sad when they speak in terms of we and us. Yeah, we're looking at pretty good outing this weekend. I think we can handle Buffalo pretty good. And, you know, us, Pat, please. Oh my God. April? All right, so I'm a Rams fan. You're 19?

28:29 Angie Everhart Yes.

28:30 Angie Everhart What's up?

28:31 Angie Everhart Well, I went to a party and my friend was on weekend and-

28:36 Angie Everhart Shut up, Drew. Without me, you'd be nothing.

28:41 Angie Everhart And I got like really, really drunk and I really don't remember much of it, but there was this guy there that I hated and he's the same age as me. And at some point me and him ended up in my friend's bathroom having sex and from what I do-

28:56 Adam Sin line between love and hate.

28:58 Drew Did he rape you?

28:59 Angie Everhart No. And from what my friends say is no, apparently I went mowingly with him and apparently we went in and out like all night just doing it. And I really don't like it.

29:11 Angie Everhart In and out you mean?

29:12 Angie Everhart In and out the bathroom.

29:13 Angie Everhart In and back, yeah, you're going, okay. Are you sure you hate the guy?

29:19 Angie Everhart And well, he's like, when I met him and I wasn't drunk, he was just an asshole to me and he's like best friends with the next boyfriend of mine who's an ass and he's an asshole too.

29:36 Drew You seem to be attracted to assholes just like your ex-girlfriend.

29:39 Angie Everhart Well anyway.

29:39 Drew So his being an asshole doesn't mean you're not attracted to him.

29:42 Angie Everhart Yeah. And I woke up the next morning immediately when I found out what happened and I partially remember some of it but not all of it. But I was like oh my God. And now he hangs out with the same friends I do and I know I'm gonna have to run into him at some point and I'm not sure what to say. He has a girlfriend and I don't.

30:06 Angie Everhart Oh who cares. You like him.

30:07 Drew You like him yeah.

30:08 Angie Everhart Of course you like him. If you didn't like him you'd just shake it off and deny it. Yeah you're into the guy.

30:13 Drew You don't know what to do because you wanna keep going.

30:15 Angie Everhart Right. And look don't get into that thing where I didn't want anything to, whatever, but I felt she needed to know or I just felt like that's such a lot of crap. Good you don't want her to know don't say anything. Don't bring it up again. Don't talk to him about it. Don't talk to her about it.

30:32 Drew That's it. He'll be fine.

30:34 Angie Everhart All right take a nice long loofah bath. All right bye. Bye.

30:40 Angie Everhart Bye bye.

30:41 Drew What the hell?

30:41 Angie Everhart This is why I don't go take questions on this show.

30:44 What do we got here?

30:45 Angie Everhart This guy I really hate but he bang me for seven hours like Sting. Idiot. Sitting around playing his sitar. Drive me nuts all this jack off. Oh guess who made the cover of Oprah magazine this year? This last month. No no Oprah. Every single one.

31:03 Adam Every one.

31:04 Angie Everhart The idea that her legions of fans don't see anything wrong with her starting up a magazine, putting her name on it, and then putting her big fat posts on it.

31:12 Adam I wonder why she does that.

31:13 Angie Everhart Every single.

31:14 Adam Seriously. I wonder why she does that.

31:16 Angie Everhart Every single episode is, every single issue is her.

31:20 Drew It must sell more magazines. It must be what people want who buy that magazine.

31:24 Angie Everhart Oh.

31:25 Adam Well I mean it could have articles and pictures of her in every magazine, but she's on the cover every magazine.

31:31 Drew There's got to be a reason for it. They wouldn't do it if it didn't sell magazines. Yeah. Right?

31:35 Adam Would they?

31:37 Angie Everhart Well, look.

31:38 Adam I mean, even if I started a magazine, I wouldn't want to be on the cover of a magazine every single issue.

31:43 Angie Everhart It's obnoxious and it should be held against her just like Lisa Gibbons. Remember her?

31:47 Adam With all her pictures?

31:48 Angie Everhart Yeah. We went, Lisa had her daytime talk show and we went backstage or I did her show once or something like that. I don't remember anymore. But there's about 7,000 pictures of Lisa. Lisa on a surfboard, a bunch of Samoan guys holding it overhead, Lisa and the kids, Lisa and the hubby, Lisa and Burt Bacharach, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. And I just said, hey, that's obnoxious. Like, well, what the hell's going on here? And Drew did that, you know, cause Drew has to defend everyone. Drew's like, well, it probably wasn't her doing. I mean, the producers probably did it. Yeah. I said, yeah. But if this was my show and they put 8,000 pictures of me up in the back, I'd feel like guys, take them down and put up a painting or something. That's obnoxious. People are gonna think I'm an a-hole. And the same with the magazine. Oprah should get her big fat post off of that thing.

32:34 Drew Are there other magazines that, that's like saying though- Forbes. No, but it's like, no, it's like saying, in a car and driver, there's a car on every magazine. You know what I mean?

32:42 Adam No, that's not the same. Cars don't have egos.

32:45 Drew But it is kind of the same thing. The point is you can make the same thing.

32:49 Angie Everhart You're an idiot. That's not your place. What happened to you?

32:51 Drew Because it's not about Oprah, but it's Oprah's magazine, identifies her as her magazine.

32:56 Angie Everhart It doesn't have to put a picture of her on the cover of it.

33:00 Adam It has her name on the cover, so she can have whoever she wants. A guest appearance.

33:04 Angie Everhart Let's just put it this way. She's come out with something like 60 something issues in the magazine's existence, and she's 63 for 63 on covers. You want to know who's going to be on next month in the 7,000 months after that? Oprah, Oprah and more Oprah. I would hold this against the guy I liked.

33:24 Drew Yeah, I understand.

33:25 Angie Everhart All right, and I wish her fans would.

33:27 Drew Just play devil's advocate.

33:29 Angie Everhart Yeah, well, of course, there's a picture of a car in a car magazine.

33:34 Adam Well, there might be a truck next year.

33:36 Drew Christy, Christy, don't think about it too much.

33:39 Angie Everhart I'm getting angry. Christy. You're 15.

33:44 Yes.

33:45 Angie Everhart What's up?

33:46 Well, see, like, I've been going out this guy for just about a year and a half next month, and we've been having sex since I think it was last summer in June, and he's brought up the issue of anal sex, and he's never done it and I've never done it, but I've heard it was really painful, so.

34:04 Drew So, of course, you'd be interested in trying that?

34:07 I don't know, because I'm always up for new things.

34:09 Drew Even really painful things?

34:12 Well, to be honest, I just pierced my lip, like, two hours ago, and it didn't hurt, so I guess I can handle pain.

34:22 Angie Everhart Sounds true.

34:24 Drew Trauma impulses.

34:25 Angie Everhart I mean, look, you could slam your hand in a taxi cab door.

34:29 Drew And be okay.

34:29 Angie Everhart And be okay. Doesn't mean you want to go out and do it, though, right?

34:33 Angie Everhart Exactly.

34:35 It's just like my friend had sex with her boyfriend, and they tried it with lube, and she was in tears.

34:41 Uh-huh.

34:42 Drew Yeah, so why do you want to try this?

34:43 Adam Well, if it hurts, don't do it.

34:45 Drew Right.

34:46 Angie Everhart Stink can do it for four hours, though. With no lube.

34:50 Drew With no lube.

34:50 Angie Everhart With no lube.

34:51 Drew Just tantric lube. Willfully, yeah. Tantric.

34:52 Angie Everhart Willful lube. His dork has an aura around it that acts as a water-soluble lube. Sounds like a sitar. If you put your ear against Sting's dork, it sounds like sitar music. Jack off. Hey, Christy.

35:08 Drew You're 15. Relax. This is ridiculous.

35:11 Adam You have your whole life to try stuff like that?

35:13 Drew Yeah, I had a colonoscopy last week.

35:15 Angie Everhart Oh.

35:15 Drew Yeah.

35:16 Angie Everhart Yeah. How'd that go, Drew? Lube? Lube?

35:19 Drew Lube and pain meds and sedation.

35:21 Angie Everhart And a, right. And a wooden spoon to bite on, right?

35:25 Drew I was out.

35:26 Angie Everhart You're out?

35:27 Drew Yeah. Totally out.

35:28 Angie Everhart God knows what they did to you, Drew. That's the time you ain't only rape your patient. Because it's like, hey, my ass is hurting. Well, no kidding. That's the time you make your move. See, when you go to the dentist office and the patient wakes up, it's like, I thought I had a root canal, but my ass is killing me. Then it's like, that's a red flag. You get the anal probe. That's where the guy gets it.

35:53 Adam Why did you? You were going in for a checkup for?

35:55 Drew I've got a lot of colon cancer in my family. So they found something. They found a polyp.

35:58 Adam Really?

35:59 Drew Good thing I did it.

36:00 Angie Everhart Yeah. Drew was happy about that. And what do they do with that polyp?

36:03 Drew They take them out. They take them out.

36:04 Adam So that is what causes the cancer?

36:07 Drew Those turn into cancers. Oh, wow.

36:08 Angie Everhart So when are they? When's the polyp burning?

36:10 Drew They did it when they're in there.

36:12 Angie Everhart Oh, really? So that's my thing.

36:14 Adam You're getting up there. So you should go in for a checkup too, am I?

36:18 Angie Everhart Yeah.

36:19 Adam Haven't you had the checkup?

36:20 Drew He won't listen to anything.

36:22 Angie Everhart No, I've just had.

36:22 Drew I've had my finger.

36:24 Adam My father had colon cancer. They didn't get it soon enough. I mean, he survived it, but.

36:28 Drew It's horrible. There's no reason to have colon cancer today. Colonoscopy every five years will prevent essentially all colon cancers.

36:34 Angie Everhart Now I'm going to get that.

36:35 Drew It's a common cancer.

36:37 Angie Everhart I'm going to give that. Do they film it?

36:39 Drew You can get pictures. Yeah.

36:39 I'm going to get the pictures.

36:42 Angie Everhart I'll sign them.

36:43 Drew He's got a lovely colon.

36:44 Angie Everhart A lovely colon. A fantastic colon.

36:46 Drew The house drove you. Amazing.

36:48 Angie Everhart I got a model. My colon used to do runway work. Actually, New York and Milan do a lot of runway work. Very hot over there. Then it got strung out on cocaine. It got in with the wrong crowd. It's ugly. It's very ugly. Became the mistress of this rich Arab guy. It was sad. It was sad at the end. But really.

37:09 Drew That's why you got to go check it out.

37:10 Angie Everhart Had its day.

37:10 Drew It's been a little road worn.

37:13 Angie Everhart It's been around the block.

37:14 Drew It needs a little check up.

37:15 Angie Everhart Get that colonoscopy. And again, with the instructions of you find anything, take care of it. When the car's up on the rack, go ahead and do the work.

37:24 Drew I was doing some work. Katie Couric's people were sort of encouraging me. They're big in these cancer preventive things. Her husband died of colon cancer in his 40s. And I thought, Adam.

37:32 Adam They said at 40, you're supposed to have a check up at 40 for men, right?

37:35 Drew Well, 50 is when you're really supposed to die unless you have a lot of family history. And then it's 45 or 40.

37:42 Angie Everhart Go get that, Drew. And listen, I like, you know, I like being put under anyway.

37:49 Drew It's an excuse for Demerol and Versed for you.

37:51 Angie Everhart And what does it feel like when you wake up?

37:53 Drew You're kind of confused. You're kind of out of it for a while. I slept the rest of the day, basically.

37:57 Angie Everhart Oh, really? But again, as a doctor, if you're going to only rape your patient while they're under, that's the time.

38:04 Drew That's your window. That's when I make my move.

38:06 Angie Everhart That's when you make your move. What are they going to do? All right. Angie Everhart is here. Celebrity Mole and the Yucatán is coming up this Wednesday on ABC. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Hey yo, it's Love Line.

38:44 Adam Love Line.

38:44 Angie Everhart Yeah. Angie's got a younger sister named Amber.

38:54 Adam Whoa.

38:55 Angie Everhart Is that what it says? Yeah, this is a perfect name for her. I bet she's hot.

38:59 Adam Amber?

38:59 Angie Everhart Yeah. She got that amber colored hair like you?

39:02 Adam She's got jet black hair.

39:03 Angie Everhart Oh, really?

39:04 Adam Yes.

39:05 Angie Everhart Does she color it?

39:06 Adam Yes.

39:06 Angie Everhart Oh, okay.

39:07 Adam She used to be blonde. Now she's got jet black.

39:10 Angie Everhart Is she a model, too?

39:11 Adam No.

39:12 Angie Everhart What does she do? She does something?

39:17 Adam I don't think she has a job at the moment.

39:20 Angie Everhart That's a turn on.

39:21 Adam Yeah.

39:23 Angie Everhart Her guy. That's always nice, like less going. Like when you hear that they're doing a whole bunch of stuff. So I was like, yeah, yeah, big deal. She's a scientist. She's a martial arts instructor. And she's a composer.

39:40 Drew Guys do not like challenges.

39:42 Angie Everhart Yeah, it's no good. I just have her sitting home ordering pink dot and smoking weed.

39:46 Adam Are you serious?

39:47 Angie Everhart Yeah, we like that.

39:48 Drew We're talking about guy male motivational priorities. If we don't work to overcome them.

39:55 Adam Because I'm busy, I'm unattractive to you.

39:57 Drew I think I think guys think, oh, meets lots of guys.

40:00 Angie Everhart Yeah, no, it's not that you're attractive. Here's the thing. If you stayed home, ate pizza and watched The Price is Right and ate pot brownies, you would be marginally less attractive than if you were out doing these lingerie bowls and celebrity moles and race car driving and all that kind of stuff. You're more attractive out doing everything you're doing now. But it sounds like we can't get you now. You see, she's hanging out with Corbin Bernstein.

40:33 Drew Now, switch it around. The guy, the guy version of this, the guy who's racing as opposed to the guy who's sitting eating pizza.

40:38 Angie Everhart Much more attractive. A thousand million times.

40:40 Drew It's a vast difference.

40:43 Adam So I should just leave the show now and go home and order pizza. I'm doomed.

40:48 Angie Everhart We'll be around.

40:48 Adam I'm doomed to be single forever. Is that what it is?

40:51 Angie Everhart What is it? Are you single?

40:53 Adam I am.

40:54 Angie Everhart What's up? You set your goals too high. You found a nice regular guy.

41:00 Adam You want to show busy guys. I think I actually found a regular guy. Oh, really? Yeah.

41:03 Angie Everhart What's he do? Yeah, he's like a producer or something though, right? Just a regular guy?

41:08 Adam Regular guy.

41:08 Angie Everhart Regular job?

41:09 Adam Yeah.

41:09 Angie Everhart It's much better. Here's what, let me explain what you women should do. And I think a lot of, I think a lot of you, you do. Is you go out and you have your kicks. Your model, you travel, you're with exciting guys. You roll around with Sting for 17 minutes. You go out and you have your kicks. You go out and you have your kicks. You go out and you have your kicks. You do the Hollywood scene. And then you start getting into your mid-30s. You start to calm down a little. You got the biological clock ticking. And you realize you don't need some guys banging your. And you just want some stable guy. You've had your fun.

41:54 Adam He's a couple of years older than you. I just been holding out for love.

41:56 Angie Everhart Yeah.

41:57 Adam You know, I wasn't going to settle for anything else. So that's what I'm holding out for.

42:00 Angie Everhart Yeah, me too. I mean, I'm in love with the notion of being in love. Drew knows that. You know what I'm saying?

42:08 Drew You've always said that.

42:09 Angie Everhart That's right.

42:10 Adam You have a great wife, Adam.

42:12 Angie Everhart Yeah, she's great. Yeah, Angie and my wife at the banquet after we got raised, they sat down and they just were thick as thieves. A few boozes. They both have a strong love of Van Halen and they just had a little white trash off. I got loaded and made my way to another table. No one plays the air guitar like my wife. All right, let's do a little. You want to do a Germany or Florida, Drew?

42:39 Drew Yeah, let's do it.

42:40 Angie Everhart All right, Charlie. Yes, you're 14. It's time to play Germany or Florida.

42:46 Angie Everhart Okay. A man was put on trial for attempted murder. When his girlfriend caught him cheating, she moved in with her 17-year-old daughter. Apparently he didn't take rejection well. He told the police after the fact that he stole the radioactive material to test the plant security. Yes, he stole radioactive material from a power plant that he worked at, hired a private eye to find her apartment, broke in and contaminated her food and sleeping quarters, and then on a routine medical checkup, doctors said she had ten times the amount of radiation considered healthy. She literally glowed in the dark. Now she has to live.

43:21 Angie Everhart Hold on a second. She didn't glow in the dark.

43:23 Drew First of all, yeah, that's Gilligan's Island where they glow in the dark after. Secondly, there is no such thing as a routine medical workup on this planet that would include a Geiger counter. There's no such thing. There's no such thing as a routine medical checkup that would detect radiation.

43:39 Angie Everhart But Drew, if a patient came in literally glowing, you might think of radiation. Like one of those sticks you snap.

43:45 Drew Only if she started growing insect antenna, growing to proportionate size, giant sizes.

43:51 Angie Everhart This story's got a few gaping holes in it, but is it Germany or is it Florida?

43:56 Drew The mother moving in with the 17-year-old daughter screams Florida.

43:59 Angie Everhart Yeah, but the power plant and the contamination from the power plant does have a sort of German field to it.

44:05 Drew Because they don't have nuclear power really in Florida, do they?

44:09 Adam But that would be Texas.

44:12 Angie Everhart I think we're going Germany on this. Are we going Germany?

44:14 Drew I'll go with you.

44:15 Angie Everhart We go Germany, Charlie.

44:16 Angie Everhart Yep, you guys are right.

44:18 Angie Everhart Germany's right. Thank you. Thank you and mahalo. Literally. Literally, by the way, we need to reel that in just a little bit, like where the guy goes, I jumped out. I literally jumped out of my skin. Literally. Literally jumped out of my skin. You can't use the hyperbole with the literally in front of it. No, literally glowing.

44:43 Drew You can just say glowing, but not literally glowing.

44:45 Angie Everhart I understand after I ate some three-alarm chili, my ass was literally on fire.

44:50 Drew Literally. Flame. No, actually. Genuinely.

44:55 Angie Everhart It ruins literally for the people who need to use the literally.

45:00 Drew There's no such thing as a routine medical workup ever on the earth that would include a radiation check, a Geiger counter.

45:09 Angie Everhart You're just jealous because you don't do that for your patients.

45:11 Drew Never happened. Not in a million years.

45:13 Angie Everhart Someone's jealous. All right. Who do we want to talk to? Nick? Engage a 24-year-old woman? I want to take a break. You want to take a break, but I can't take a break because there's people that need help. Nick? You're 17? You're engaged your 24-year-old woman?

45:31 Yeah, she's almost 25.

45:34 Drew Okay, and what's the question?

45:36 Well, there's a dilemma because we're wanting to get married and my mother doesn't approve of it, so it's going to create a lot of tension between us and my mother and her family and my family and so on and so forth. And I'm just trying to figure out how I can get her to.

46:07 Drew What kind of things is she disturbed about with this woman?

46:09 She's just entirely against it.

46:12 Angie Everhart This is your mother.

46:13 Drew Nothing else about this woman would upset your mom. She's otherwise a perfectly suitable candidate for marriage.

46:21 Well, she's got four kids.

46:26 Drew Thank you.

46:27 Angie Everhart Actually, if you get married, make it five.

46:32 Drew Nick will be the fifth. Nick, you don't even know what that means to take care of four kids. Please, come on.

46:35 Adam You're 17. Why are you in such a rush to get married?

46:40 Caller Well, due to the fact that I live my life a little bit too early.

46:45 Drew Hold on.

46:45 Angie Everhart Because I live my life a quarter mile at a time, like Vin Diesel did in The Fast and the Furious.

46:50 Drew By your own rules.

46:51 Angie Everhart And I play by my own rules. Yeah.

46:54 Adam Yeah, but you're still 17. I grew up fast too, but I'm not married either.

46:59 Angie Everhart Let's take a close. She's waiting for true love.

47:02 Adam Yes. I'm waiting for that idea of love.

47:06 Angie Everhart I'm in love with the notion of being in love. It's instinct. We got to take a quick break. Angie Everhart here. We'll get back with Nick. We'll talk them out of this after this. Bottom line, it sucks being single today.

47:17 Tons of lame people and no decent prospects. Call the Dateline.

47:21 Angie Everhart 1-877-889-DATE.

47:51 Angie Everhart Hey everybody!

47:57 Angie Everhart Oh, I can't get enough of those eagles. How do they suck? They're on the top of my don't need to hear another song from this band ever again list. The eagles? Except for that witchy woman. Oh, that's sketchy. You guys who are listening to the show, Angie Everhart is here, by the way, talking about the Celebrity Mole, ABC Wednesday Nights, Angie's old enough to remember. So it's true that they're used to rock groups, used to write songs about devil women and witchy women and women being like cats.

48:28 Drew Yeah. Women that cast spells on you.

48:30 Angie Everhart Chipsy women.

48:31 Drew Women that cast spells on you. Yeah. And spooky women.

48:35 Angie Everhart Chipsy cat women. Evil. Evil women.

48:40 Adam You're talking about evil women.

48:41 Angie Everhart Yeah.

48:42 Adam You're saying I'm an evil woman.

48:43 Drew Well, in the men role, Ramblin Man, so they could help themselves.

48:47 Angie Everhart You have to ramble. If the woman is going to be a devil woman.

48:51 Drew Of course. Of course.

48:52 Angie Everhart Yeah.

48:52 Angie Everhart What are you going to do?

48:53 Angie Everhart Yeah.

48:54 Adam What is the definition of a devil woman?

48:57 Angie Everhart She's got the cat's eyes. She's got the nine lines. She draws you in with her beauty. She's not some fat chick with bad skin. She's beautiful. She brings you in. She seduces you. She brings you into a web, and then the devil woman comes out. Not quite sure what she does at that point, but that's why I'm a rambling guy. I have to ramble.

49:19 Drew You have to.

49:20 Angie Everhart Yeah. It would make sense. And by the way, the guys who rambled, they rambled from good women. It would make more sense if they rambled from the devil woman, like if they combined the two song genres, like, I'm sorry. I got to ramble because you're a devil woman, but instead it's like, I got to ramble and you're great, which sends a very bad message to the young girls listening. Yeah.

49:42 Drew Indeed.

49:44 Angie Everhart I'm a whiskey drinking rambling man, but it's okay because you're a devil woman. So I got to ramble. And here's the thing about the seventies too. Once you got the label of being a rambling man, there's nothing you could do.

49:57 Drew I love you.

49:58 Angie Everhart I love the home. I love your bed. I love your car. Here's my problem. Rambling man.

50:04 Drew That's me.

50:05 Angie Everhart I'm a rambler. Got to ramble. Don't want to. Have to. Maybe next time. Maybe next time when I'm in town again, I'll come by and see you. But I'm rambling around.

50:15 Drew You know that.

50:15 Adam I hope I find a rambling man. That dad of you.

50:18 Angie Everhart I'm rambling.

50:21 Drew Pop who abandoned, ignored you.

50:22 Adam Release somebody who can play it.

50:23 Drew Pop who neglected you. It's okay because he was rolling stone.

50:27 Angie Everhart He was rolling stone.

50:28 Drew He had to do that.

50:28 Angie Everhart He was a rambler.

50:29 Drew That's why he neglected.

50:30 Angie Everhart Precursor to the rambling man was the rolling stone.

50:33 Drew That's right.

50:33 Angie Everhart Yeah, he had to ramble. He had to roll. That's all right. That's the kind of guy he was.

50:37 Drew Back to Nick.

50:38 Angie Everhart More likely, they're abusive alcoholic pedophiles, but it's not as glamorous to sing about that. Have you ever tried to rhyme anything with a pedophile?

50:45 Drew Well, not with abusive alcoholic pedophile. No, I can't say I have.

50:49 Angie Everhart Nick, yeah, better just call yourself a rambling guy.

50:53 Drew Code for that.

50:54 Angie Everhart Nick?

50:55 Drew What's up? So she has four kids. Is she an alcoholic?

50:58 Angie Everhart I do do a real recap here, Drew.

51:00 Drew Yeah, Nick is a 17-year-old.

51:01 Angie Everhart Nick should learn to ramble, by the way.

51:03 Drew He may become one. Who wants to marry a 24-year-old with four children and mom's upset, then we're saying, hey, Nick, what's the hurry? She, your girlfriend, has got to have a hellacious history and is looking just for a life preserver now. For whatever reason, you're the kind of person that needs to rescue someone in distress. The dams lend distress. Why do you need to do that?

51:27 Caller I don't see it as that way. Before I met her, she didn't want to be with another guy and we met and it happened.

51:34 Angie Everhart Well she didn't want to be with another man, but she was alright with being with a teenager. Because her last guy was an a-hole.

51:40 Adam Are her four children from the same man?

51:44 Caller No, two different guys.

51:45 Angie Everhart Five guys.

51:46 Drew And the last guy wasn't sort of an abusive a-hole?

51:49 Caller The first one was. The second one she really couldn't get along with. She was married to him, and she left him. I mean she can get along with him outside the state.

52:02 Angie Everhart Let me defend young Nick for just one second. Once and all, make a case for him. Once in a while you get these old soul guys.

52:11 Drew Not at 17, not at 17, I was four kids in law.

52:15 Angie Everhart It's really, it's actually, it is negligent for a guy to step in in a stepfather role in a role when he is not mature enough himself.

52:26 Drew Right.

52:26 Angie Everhart I mean, you're four years away from by a six-man.

52:29 Adam Do you really think that you were mature at 17?

52:32 Drew Oh my God. Us?

52:34 Adam Yes.

52:35 Drew Us?

52:36 Adam You two, were you? No.

52:38 Drew Listen, I was beating off to a ranch box when I was 17. We were barely there at 30.

52:45 Angie Everhart But you don't know that.

52:46 Drew You don't know that. You think you got it all together.

52:48 Angie Everhart Right.

52:49 Adam So his intentions are good.

52:50 Drew Of course. But he wants to rescue her. Nick, that's what you're doing. You're making rationalizations about why she doesn't get along with these abusive, abandoning a-holes and it's that she wasn't looking for a relationship, but then it just happened. Things don't just happen. They happen because of something.

53:05 Angie Everhart Well, let's just say you don't have to break up with her, but you shouldn't marry her.

53:11 Adam What is his question, by the way?

53:12 Angie Everhart He wants to know what to do about his mom. And by the way, Nick's going to do what Nick wants to do. And I'm sure Nick's mom has been disappointed before.

53:22 Adam Well, your mom's just worried she doesn't want you to get married at 17. She wants you to go out and have fun and be a kid and do things that other 17 year olds are doing.

53:30 Drew His life can be concluded at that point. He'll be responsible for five lives. And the unfortunate ex-girlfriend is going to be a handful.

53:39 Angie Everhart Oh, yeah, yeah, no. She's a mess. No, she's a mess. I guarantee it. And yes, Drew and I were talking on the way to the bathroom about this, by the way, when he was saying that she was looking for a life saver.

53:51 Adam By the way, why do you guys go to the bathroom together? That's a little strange.

53:54 Angie Everhart We can talk.

53:55 Drew We're not actually in the same toilet, not the same latrine.

53:58 Adam Okay, because that was a little strange to me. You left me sitting here and you're like, dude, let's go to the bathroom.

54:02 Drew No, you said, let's go pee.

54:03 Adam Let's go pee.

54:04 Angie Everhart Yeah, that's the time we talk.

54:06 Drew We don't talk enough on the air.

54:09 Angie Everhart That's when we really get to talk on.

54:10 Adam Because I found that a little bizarro.

54:12 Angie Everhart Yeah. Yeah, you go with us. I mean, we don't know with a girl. You really don't. You really have to take their word for it. You know what I mean?

54:22 Drew Yeah. Well, if you were in your case.

54:24 Angie Everhart That is the thing. That's the two. It's like, if you walk in on a woman who's going to the bathroom, you almost always assume number one, right? Don't you?

54:31 Drew Because they don't do the other one.

54:32 Angie Everhart Yeah, they don't do the other one. But if you walk in on a guy sitting down, well, there's no math to be done.

54:37 Drew They'll let you know.

54:39 Angie Everhart Yeah. Yeah. But he's taking a crap. It must be nice.

54:44 Adam But even if there were a question, I know this is simple math that others have worked out before me. That's definitely a quick retreat.

54:50 Angie Everhart As a guy, it does suck. I mean, as a guy, I took a crap at work today.

54:55 Drew Tell me all about it.

54:56 Angie Everhart I was over at the Kimmel Show and I took a crap at a man.

55:00 Drew Women love the crap and fart talk. They love that. Angie's completely turned on by this right now.

55:04 Adam Did you see me turn my head?

55:05 Drew She was like, oh my God.

55:07 Angie Everhart And I'm not proud of it, but once in a while, you got to lay a little cable at work. It happens. It happens. You miss. You know what? My timing is off.

55:15 Drew Chris is into it.

55:16 Angie Everhart My timing is off, Chris, because of the vacation. I look at crapping at work as poor form. Yeah. Now look, if you're working 14 hours, what are you going to do? But if you're only there and I'm only there about five, six hours a day, I can make it. I can time it. You know what I mean? Everyone should get their timing. Drink your cup of coffee, take your dump at home before you leave, get in your car, go to work, and then when you come home, you take your dump at night, if that's your rhythm. I got caught off guard because I was on vacation time. My colon was on a completely different time zone and all of a sudden, it was four o'clock.

55:56 Adam It needs to be checked, by the way.

55:57 Angie Everhart We're going to put some cable up there, right, Drew, with a camera on it? Anyway, I had to take crap, but it's a bathroom that services an entire floor. There's 80 people that are going to roll through there. So you want to do your work fast. Yeah. As a woman, you just plop down there because no one knows what you're doing. They just assume it's number one. Right.

56:17 Adam I think women would prefer, I prefer to do it at home.

56:20 Angie Everhart Yeah, I know. But I'm saying, if you are in public, you don't get the judgment that I get. They walk in, they see my shoes and pants around my ankles, they know what's going on.

56:30 Adam Yeah. Well, because we have stalls and doors.

56:34 Angie Everhart Oh, you have dignity. You get dignity. We going here, Drew? Line six. Bill? Hello? You're 22? Yeah. Yeah. I already don't believe Bill.

56:46 Drew I don't either.

56:47 Angie Everhart I have no idea what his question is.

56:48 Drew See, I tell you, telebogus call.

56:49 Angie Everhart I just don't believe him.

56:51 Angie Everhart No, no, no. Hey.

56:52 Angie Everhart Hey.

56:53 Angie Everhart Okay.

56:54 Drew Now he's going to try to convince us.

56:56 Angie Everhart Okay. My question is, my penis smells and I shower regularly, sometimes in between showers, I'll even rinse it, you know, with water. Yeah. And it still smells, you know.

57:09 Angie Everhart Now I believe you.

57:11 Angie Everhart It's kind of embarrassing.

57:13 Angie Everhart Well, it's probably not your penis. It's probably your sack that smells.

57:17 Angie Everhart No, no, because sometimes when I'm jerking off, like, you know, I could smell it. Not my nut sack.

57:24 Drew How can you tell the difference? How close is your nose to the different parts of your genitalia?

57:30 Angie Everhart What state are your balls in, Arizona? Your nut sack is two millimeters away from your penis. Oh, I know the difference.

57:40 Angie Everhart No, well, you know, I'll catch a whiff of my hand.

57:45 Drew Are you uncircumcised? Yeah, I know. The ability to test you is uncircumcised. Just curious. Uncircumcised or circumcised? OK, well, there's a lot of bacteria that can grow in those dark and those are crevices. And you got to get that all cleaned out regularly and dry. Dry as a bone.

58:04 Angie Everhart What can I use to rinse with?

58:08 Angie Everhart It's like having half a vagina.

58:10 Drew In a way.

58:10 Angie Everhart He is a little maintenance involved down there. It's like ladies got a little maintenance involved, uncircumcised a little maintenance involved. What do you mean what can you, this is why this is, what do you mean? What lantern oil? What do you mean, you dork, you use soap?

58:25 Angie Everhart Well I shower with soap, come on, I don't just run through the water.

58:29 Drew And then do you make it, you take like a hair dryer and dry it all out so it's completely dry afterwards?

58:35 Angie Everhart Oh you know, you'd have to beat off if you went and took a hair dryer.

58:37 Drew That's what you do, a hand held hair dryer so it's completely dry.

58:40 Angie Everhart The moisture, here's the thing, yes.

58:42 Drew Moisture allows the bacteria to grow and close off.

58:43 Angie Everhart Use a little liquid soap on there and then pull that foreskin back and dry it off.

58:48 Adam Try some Dove soap.

58:49 Angie Everhart Little Dove soap. Yeah.

58:51 Drew Maybe antibacterial soaps too.

58:52 Angie Everhart Yeah, yeah dry, yeah the moisture, that's what it'll get you.

58:55 Drew The moisture and the lack of oxygen, those are the things that make it smell.

58:58 Angie Everhart I've got a buddy who's got one of those blowers in his bathroom, you know, just like you'd have at the airport.

59:02 Adam Really?

59:03 Angie Everhart Yeah. It's not that big a deal.

59:05 Adam That's strange.

59:05 Drew That's his weird.

59:06 Angie Everhart It's easy to do.

59:08 Drew I'm sure it is, but it's such an interesting impulse to put one of those industrial blowers in your bedroom.

59:12 Angie Everhart I got some urinals in one of my homes.

59:14 Drew You've got it in your garage.

59:16 Angie Everhart Yeah, it's good. Here's the point. There's a handful of things out there that you only think are for the airport bathroom. You can have them at your house.

59:24 Drew And they're good.

59:24 Angie Everhart You can get on the Internet, they have a catalog, 225 bucks, get one of these things, both on a wall, a little 110 or 220, I don't know what you run to it next, you know, put it up high. It's blowing on your head. Dig that. Getting out of the shower. Yeah.

59:38 Drew Well, you know what that is? That's somebody who grew up in New England or like Minnesota.

59:42 Angie Everhart Wrong and wrong.

59:43 Drew Because that's where they learn that. They can't go outside without standing in one of those things.

59:47 Angie Everhart No, no, you're exactly right. Except for you have to replace New England with Tarzana.

59:52 Drew Didn't go to school in New England?

59:53 Angie Everhart No, he's just a smart guy who likes his stuff.

59:57 Drew He has to have lived in somewhere cold.

1:00:00 Angie Everhart Jack?

1:00:02 Angie Everhart Hey.

1:00:02 Angie Everhart You're 15?

1:00:03 Angie Everhart Yeah, I'm 15. I have a question about crystal meth and sex drive. If you use crystal meth like two, three times a day and then...

1:00:20 Angie Everhart Isn't it speed? Is it supposed to be speed? Why does it sound like you've been snorting quailutes?

1:00:26 Drew He's doing something else also.

1:00:28 Angie Everhart It's kind of a mix, but it's mostly...

1:00:30 Drew You're doing clonopin or valium or something?

1:00:36 Angie Everhart Whatever.

1:00:37 Drew Yeah, he's doing a bunch of stuff.

1:00:39 Angie Everhart Because he doesn't sound sped up.

1:00:40 Drew No.

1:00:41 Angie Everhart Go ahead, Jack.

1:00:42 Angie Everhart Yeah.

1:00:42 Angie Everhart I'm not right now, but...

1:00:44 Angie Everhart No kidding.

1:00:48 Angie Everhart Anyways, it doesn't matter if I'm jacking off or it's with a girl, it's just like it totally... It's totally gone.

1:00:56 Angie Everhart Six drive is gone.

1:00:57 Angie Everhart I don't even want it anymore.

1:00:58 Drew That's correct. That's what a stimulant will do.

1:01:00 Adam Well, don't you find that doing crystal meth two or three times a day is non-productive anyway?

1:01:07 Angie Everhart Yeah, it is. But, like, it's...

1:01:09 Angie Everhart I stopped... I'm trying to stop.

1:01:11 Angie Everhart I got caught in everything.

1:01:13 Angie Everhart I'm in jam and everything.

1:01:16 Drew You're in jail?

1:01:18 Angie Everhart Jam.

1:01:18 Angie Everhart It's like a drug program, I guess.

1:01:21 Angie Everhart I don't know.

1:01:22 Angie Everhart Oh, okay.

1:01:23 Drew And you're using in-treatment?

1:01:24 Angie Everhart That's what they called it when they rammed that thing up Drew's ass last week.

1:01:29 Drew You're using in-treatment? You're in-treatment and you're still using drugs?

1:01:34 Angie Everhart No, not really.

1:01:36 Drew You sound like you're really...

1:01:39 Adam You sound wasted right now.

1:01:40 Angie Everhart You better hope you're using drugs.

1:01:42 Drew Anyway, the great news about speed is it damages your brain, so you can add that into the symptoms you're going to have going forward.

1:01:47 Angie Everhart That's not good news. Yeah. Hey, Jack.

1:01:53 Drew Jack.

1:01:53 Angie Everhart Yeah. Look, you're 15 years old. That's very young, so you should get with that drug program and you should focus on that and forget about what your penis is doing.

1:02:05 Adam Which one do you like better, crystal meth or sex?

1:02:07 Angie Everhart I'm in it.

1:02:08 Angie Everhart Oh.

1:02:10 Angie Everhart We should ask Jack.

1:02:10 Angie Everhart Well, Jack's for me.

1:02:12 Drew He's a drug addict.

1:02:12 Angie Everhart Okay. Jack, please. Yeah. I mean, look, everybody, ear stole thing. When you're young, you're just like a new car. You just drive the hell out of it. You don't have to change any fluids or oils or do anything. You don't have to do anything, but believe me, time passes quickly and the wheels will come off the wagon and you'll do irreparable damage.

1:02:34 Drew But now that with these kids, they also, they miss the development. They actually don't develop emotionally through the adolescence. The brain is stunted.

1:02:43 Angie Everhart That's a very good point, which is a lot of people, and as a society, we don't put a premium on the being, knowing more than you did the year before.

1:02:57 Drew Oh, especially in the frontal lobes of the brain is where you're processing interpersonal things, and social skills, and coping, and regulation of your emotional systems. Those areas don't grow if you're on drugs.

1:03:09 Angie Everhart They stop growing. I'm going to expand it just a little bit and say that no matter what your age is, you should know a little more than you did the year before, and then eventually you get old and everything starts coming undone, but that's fine. We don't seem to put much of a premium on it, and whatever age you are, sort of the age you are, and you sort of perpetually feel that age. And I think there's a lot of 15-year-olds that just feel like, well, I'm 15, and I'm done. My brain's done. I'm done. You smoke a lot of weed or do a lot of drugs starting at 15. You'll get to 40. You'll be 15.

1:03:43 Drew Mm-hmm. Exactly.

1:03:44 Angie Everhart You will not have developed, consumed any of this knowledge that is out and about. Yes, you won't have developed. And it becomes exquisitely clear when you're 40 and you're talking to one of these guys who's 40, but he's really 15. And it's hard to get a gig, too. It's hard to get a job. So please understand that.

1:04:06 Drew And it's hard to feel okay. They feel constantly deficient and unhappy. Because one of the main functions of self is to be able to regulate your emotions.

1:04:15 Angie Everhart All right. We can talk to Sam from Salt Lake City, but that'd be three dudes in a row. And I'm just tired of these guys that are too cool for school, that act like you called them up at home. What? Shut up, you 15 year old jackoffs. How dare you calling us up and then pretending like we called you and then you're so cool. It's nothing worse than a cool guy. Is there?

1:04:38 Adam I agree.

1:04:38 Angie Everhart It's too smooth. They're all loose. They get everything figured out. I know what's going on. Yeah. But you're getting turned on. You like those kind of guys, don't you?

1:04:48 Adam Okay, good.

1:04:48 Angie Everhart Good. You like dorky guys who talk a lot, right?

1:04:51 Adam I like funny guys. Yeah.

1:04:56 Angie Everhart Yeah. Keisha?

1:04:58 Angie Everhart Yeah?

1:05:00 Angie Everhart You're 15?

1:05:01 Angie Everhart Yeah.

1:05:01 Angie Everhart All right. What's going on?

1:05:03 Angie Everhart Okay. Well, okay. I'm going out with this girl named Andrea and we've been going out for about a year.

1:05:10 Angie Everhart We don't get bogus from chicks too much, but when you start off with the name, it feels bogus. Liar whore!

1:05:17 Angie Everhart Liar whore!

1:05:18 Drew You know it! Keisha's a girl, right?

1:05:20 Angie Everhart Keisha's a girl.

1:05:22 Drew Going out with Andrea. Keep going.

1:05:24 Angie Everhart Well, we've been going out for about a year and it's...

1:05:31 Adam Sounds like she's laughing.

1:05:32 Drew Yeah, it was a worrisome pause.

1:05:34 Adam Go ahead.

1:05:35 Angie Everhart Well, I want to tell my mom, and like my mom's just homophobic.

1:05:41 Drew Why would you want to tell your mom?

1:05:42 Angie Everhart Like, I just feel weird, like Andrea's parents know, my girlfriend's parents know, and it's...

1:05:49 Drew And how do they react to this?

1:05:51 Angie Everhart They really didn't care, because they're really, they're just, I don't know, they really don't have a problem with it or anything, but...

1:06:00 Drew What is it that her parents know?

1:06:03 Angie Everhart They know that we're going out and stuff, and that we're gay, whatever, lesbian.

1:06:10 Angie Everhart Yeah. How old is your girlfriend?

1:06:11 Angie Everhart 15.

1:06:13 Angie Everhart 15. Says here your dad's in jail?

1:06:16 Angie Everhart Yeah.

1:06:18 Angie Everhart Why is he in jail?

1:06:19 Angie Everhart He's in jail because attempted murder, like, kidnapping my mom, I guess. Yeah. He's kind of like... I kind of think that I'm a lesbian because of my dad, because he used to beat me when I was a little kid. I don't like that.

1:06:41 Angie Everhart All right. Well, listen. Keisha.

1:06:44 Angie Everhart Yeah.

1:06:47 Angie Everhart You realize I'm a genius, right?

1:06:49 Angie Everhart Yeah.

1:06:50 Angie Everhart Okay. So then it's just listen to everything I tell you, would you please?

1:06:53 Angie Everhart Yeah.

1:06:53 Angie Everhart Okay. I mean, that's after all, it's why you called, right?

1:06:56 Angie Everhart Yeah.

1:06:57 Angie Everhart You want an audience with the genius. And now I'm going to impart my knowledge to you, but you have to do what I tell you to do.

1:07:03 Angie Everhart Okay.

1:07:04 Angie Everhart All right. You're 15, you're a mess. Your dad's in jail for trying to kill your mom.

1:07:09 Drew You're a trauma survivor.

1:07:10 Angie Everhart Your mom is the kind of woman who'd be attracted to a guy like this. This is a cluster F to the 10th degree. Now you're acting out as you should. I mean, this is what happens. You telling your mom how you are is just an attempt to get her back for what she's put you through.

1:07:30 Drew That's right. That's exactly what that is. The only reason you need to tell her anything, a 15 year old's impulse is to hide everything from mom.

1:07:36 Angie Everhart You shouldn't tell them anything.

1:07:37 Drew Well, that's your impulse anyway. You should tell them, but your impulse is to tell them nothing. When you have to tell her something, it's for an effect.

1:07:45 Angie Everhart Right. So, now, your impulse should be to get some therapy, some counseling.

1:07:50 Adam Could it be possible that she just wants to be comfortable at home?

1:07:53 Angie Everhart No.

1:07:56 Adam She's comfortable at her girlfriend's parents' house.

1:07:58 Drew No. She knows if she tells the homophobic mom, there will be hell to be paid, it will erupt into total chaos. It's not going to be comfortable. You can't change who the mom is. But, that's what she wants. She wants that kid.

1:08:08 Adam Maybe she wants to be honest with her mom.

1:08:10 Angie Everhart No. No. Look, 90% of honesty from people under 30 is just BS. It's them just foisting their crap on other people. When these a-holes make these announcements of, hey, I'm straightforward, I'm honest, I look in the eye, I tell you what I think, and hey, if you can't handle that, that's your problem. No, you're an a-hole. That's what it is. And Keisha over here is paying back her mom for the horrible life that she's created for her. And your mother is homophobic. She would go through the roof if she found out about this.

1:08:42 Drew You know it's going to hurt mom, and so you're going to do that.

1:08:44 Angie Everhart Right.

1:08:44 Drew You want to hurt mom.

1:08:45 Angie Everhart Now, meanwhile, all you do is make life horrible for yourself.

1:08:48 Drew Right. The reality is you...

1:08:49 Angie Everhart Because you're living with this woman.

1:08:51 Drew Yeah, if you were looking out for yourself, you'd fly low because you know she's homophobic. And why put yourself through that misery? It's going to make her worse.

1:08:58 Adam Boy, you guys should do a show because you guys are really good. You're quick.

1:09:02 Angie Everhart What about getting a radio gig going?

1:09:03 Caller A what? Yeah?

1:09:06 Angie Everhart All right. So, look, baby doll. There's time for you, but, okay, here's the deal. You, it's as if you have some cancer because of your horrible childhood. And if you want to ignore it, it's going to kill you. You have to get some chemo. You got to get some, you have to go in and get some treatment.

1:09:25 Drew You're trauma survivor.

1:09:25 Angie Everhart How about you get some treatment for this?

1:09:29 Drew Not to change your sexual orientation, but to, but we're most concerned by the impulse to tell mom.

1:09:34 Angie Everhart Yeah, we don't care about the lesbian stuff. As a matter of fact, we're glad. It just means you're not going to crap out a bunch of crappy kids and screw them up with some biker.

1:09:42 Angie Everhart I go to the therapist a lot.

1:09:45 Angie Everhart What does your therapist say about you telling your mom?

1:09:47 Angie Everhart He says, well, he tells me to do it. Like I'm just kind of scared to though. Like I want to, but I'm scared.

1:09:53 Adam Good.

1:09:53 Angie Everhart Don't tell her.

1:09:53 Adam Why do you want to tell your mom?

1:09:56 Angie Everhart I don't know. Just because it's like, I guess you guys kind of right, because I guess it would make me feel a bit better.

1:10:03 Drew Yeah, but it's going to make things worse. That's the reality.

1:10:06 Angie Everhart Right. It'd make you feel better just like, you know, why don't you just whack her over the head with a bar stool?

1:10:11 Drew That would make you feel better too. Yeah.

1:10:14 Angie Everhart Me and my therapist talk about like, me being lesbian and stuff because I need to talk about that a lot because I feel really screwed up just in so many ways because I have ADHD, ODD, OCD, anxiety disorder, depression, and I'm a black Jewish lesbian. So.

1:10:33 Angie Everhart Oh, really?

1:10:33 Angie Everhart Yeah.

1:10:35 Angie Everhart Jewish?

1:10:35 Angie Everhart Yeah.

1:10:36 Angie Everhart Parts of that. This part's announced. This is not lesbian. Fine. Black. Fine. Because now this is all fit in the prison. Who's the Jew? Not dad. Mom. Yeah. Mom? Yeah. They don't allow Jews in prison. Like a special ward. The Beth Hillel ward. There's no Jews in prison. You know there's no atheists and foxholes? There's no Jews in prison.

1:11:03 Drew All right. Keisha, stay with the therapies.

1:11:05 Angie Everhart Keisha, yeah. And look, and listen, no one gives a rat's ass what you are.

1:11:10 Drew It's whatever you are.

1:11:10 Angie Everhart Don't start getting into that. And don't, I know you're mad and you want to lash out against society and everyone in it. Don't start getting into that, well, I'm black, I'm a lesbian, I'm Jewish, show everybody's. No, no, listen, listen everybody.

1:11:22 Drew Nobody cares.

1:11:23 Angie Everhart Nobody cares. They really don't.

1:11:24 Drew Everybody's too into their own ass.

1:11:25 Angie Everhart And look, I'm not saying that people aren't whatever, racist or sexist or whatever. They are. They are. But you know what? Not enough to act on it. That's the thing that everyone's got to understand. Yes, people don't like other cultures oftentimes. People don't like other religions oftentimes. People are sexist, homophobic. They're all these things. But here's the reality is less than one, 10 to 1% will ever act on it. You never know it. That's the part that screws your argument up. Yeah, there's a bunch of guys, a bunch of white guys walk around that are angry, that are angry about the gays, that are angry about the Jews, that are angry about the black, yeah, but they never do anything. So it shouldn't affect you. Just move forward. Stop pretending. And by the way, if you don't get the job, it's because you're angry and a victim of abuse. That's what's freaking your potential employer out. Not the Jewish lesbian thing. All right, we'll take a quick break. Angie Everhart over here.

1:12:21 Adam Should we go for a pee?

1:12:23 Angie Everhart Let's go for a pee. I'm going to be sitting down though in solidarity. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1, Angie Everhart is here tonight from Celebrity Mole. Good evening. Coming up this Wednesday on ABC. I'm going to tell you to start watching it at eight. Play it safe.

1:13:04 Drew Yeah, at 7.30.

1:13:07 Angie Everhart Oh no, 8 a.m.

1:13:09 Drew Yeah, on ABC, yeah.

1:13:10 Angie Everhart You get a good- Good, there.

1:13:12 Drew Just make sure you're on ABC the entire 12 hour period.

1:13:17 Angie Everhart Might come on at 8, might come on at 9, but you just watch. And don't worry, get there early. Because you want to get your place in the line. You know what I mean? A lot of people are going to be watching that show. Jeremy McGrath is coming here tomorrow night, who we're just speaking of earlier in the show. And he's doing something with Speed Vision, who's coming on, or Speed Channel. They change it from Speed Vision to Speed Channel. So he's going to come in here tomorrow and talk about that. I'm guessing it's something to do with Motocross. And I'm going to give a stern talking to you with the Speed Vision tarts over there with all this NASCAR crap they do. Oh, I tell you, I'm not going to get into it, but they used to run all sorts of cool stuff and it's become all NASCAR stuff. And this is the form of racing for retards, everybody. Stop playing to this audience.

1:14:06 Drew A lot of people like it though.

1:14:07 Angie Everhart A lot of idiots like it.

1:14:08 Drew But it's a huge... NASCAR?

1:14:10 Angie Everhart Yes, but listen, here's the thing about idiots. We need to steer them, much like you steer the NASCAR. We need to take all the tards that are really in a NASCAR and point them in the right direction toward other forms of motor racing. You understand? Yes, people, you can make this argument for everything. Yeah, oh, people like, people like Carolina.

1:14:30 Adam Why don't you like NASCAR? It's just... Just because it's a one turn?

1:14:33 Angie Everhart The cars suck. I don't like the cars. There's nothing good about it. Like half of motor racing is the cars. And the NASCARs, they just suck. Like this old push rod V8, iron block V8, who cares? And they just go in a circle. It's not, it's just no good. It's no fun to watch. I know they're trading paint, getting an accent and so on and all that. But it's just, it's just hillbilly entertainment to me. I just, I want to see some sports cars.

1:14:57 Drew Call me a hillbilly.

1:14:58 Angie Everhart Well, you like that too?

1:15:02 Drew Brendan?

1:15:02 Angie Everhart Brendan?

1:15:03 Angie Everhart Yeah, hey, what's up?

1:15:05 Angie Everhart You're 17?

1:15:06 Angie Everhart Yeah.

1:15:06 Angie Everhart What's up?

1:15:07 Angie Everhart I just wanted to ask Angie, did you work with Dennis Rodman on Celebrity Mole?

1:15:12 Adam I sure did.

1:15:13 Drew He's coming up here, by the way.

1:15:14 Angie Everhart What was that like?

1:15:15 Angie Everhart Yeah, what was that like?

1:15:16 Adam Dennis was pretty surprising. I expected him to be a lot crazier than he was. He definitely told some interesting stories.

1:15:24 Angie Everhart Yeah, I was wondering if it was kind of just a front or if he really was crazy like that.

1:15:28 Adam Oh no, he's crazy like that.

1:15:31 Drew He just was behaving himself for the cameras.

1:15:33 Adam Yeah. No, he wasn't. He just was on good behavior these two weeks. It just happened to be that he was nice these two weeks.

1:15:40 Angie Everhart Did he get drunk and do anything stupid?

1:15:42 Adam No, I think that's why he was sober.

1:15:46 Angie Everhart On Adam, I just want to tell you, I just saw that family guy where he did the voiceover. It's hilarious.

1:15:52 Angie Everhart Oh, his voice of death?

1:15:54 Angie Everhart Yeah, the death one. It's great.

1:15:56 Drew And you wish that dad were still dead?

1:15:58 Angie Everhart Yeah, exactly.

1:15:59 Angie Everhart Thanks, Brendan.

1:16:00 Angie Everhart And Drew, I'm looking forward to reading your book, man.

1:16:02 Drew Thanks, Brendan.

1:16:04 Angie Everhart That's kissing all the way around.

1:16:06 Drew That's good.

1:16:07 Angie Everhart Angie fan, Adam fan and Drew fan. I tell you, this is the new Mott Squad right here. I'm Link. Yeah?

1:16:15 Drew Yeah.

1:16:15 Angie Everhart Take this on the road. We could hang. My boy's charms. Angie's tomboy. Tomboy attitude mixed with these supermodel good lugs.

1:16:25 Drew We all like cars.

1:16:25 Angie Everhart Yeah, we all like cars.

1:16:26 Adam Yes.

1:16:27 Angie Everhart Yeah. All right, let's keep rolling forward.

1:16:30 Adam I prefer not to crash them.

1:16:31 Angie Everhart And each other's food and like any other's refrigerators and any other's bed and... Yes.

1:16:40 Angie Everhart What are you speaking to?

1:16:42 Angie Everhart Sorry, I was explaining to my fiance why I was calling.

1:16:47 Angie Everhart You're 25.

1:16:47 Angie Everhart He was wondering why I was calling Loveline.

1:16:50 Angie Everhart Well, you can tell us.

1:16:51 Angie Everhart I was explaining that it wasn't because of a sexual problem.

1:16:54 Drew And what is it?

1:16:56 Angie Everhart Well, I was just calling because earlier you guys were talking about how girls don't appreciate poop humor. And I was just going to let you know that there are plenty of women in the world that do find poop very funny.

1:17:08 Angie Everhart Nine women on the entire planet. You and eight other women.

1:17:12 Me and eight other women?

1:17:14 Angie Everhart Well, I know one other because I live in a household with one other woman and two other guys. And we have a running joke in our house that we have kind of over a couple of years started collecting fake poop. And it started as a running joke that we hide it in various places around the house for people to find.

1:17:39 Drew That's not poop home humor. That's novelty humor.

1:17:41 Angie Everhart Yeah.

1:17:42 Drew That's not specifically poop humor. Even though you're using the poop.

1:17:45 Angie Everhart That's like saying, hold on a second. That's like saying, I'm into farts. I like whoopee cushion. Yeah, that's not the same thing.

1:17:51 Drew No, it's different.

1:17:52 Angie Everhart No, not a pure.

1:17:53 Adam No, because that's not real at all. There's no odor involved. It's not the fart.

1:17:56 Drew It's just embarrassment. Novelty, yeah.

1:18:00 Angie Everhart That's not my thing. I'll tell you what was funny though. My wife was beating my behind the other night. I was just lying on the sofa wearing the sweatpants and she was just sort of smacking my ass.

1:18:15 Drew Oh, you farted on it.

1:18:15 Angie Everhart Repetitively and I blasted one off. Always good.

1:18:19 Adam Did you do it on purpose?

1:18:20 Angie Everhart Oh, hell yes.

1:18:21 Adam And I bet she laughed though. And she was like, oh.

1:18:23 Drew She got angry. She gets angry, of course.

1:18:25 Angie Everhart She had to because she'd been beating my behind. But it's always funny if you can.

1:18:29 Adam She farted on her hand.

1:18:31 Angie Everhart Well.

1:18:31 Drew In her face, be fair.

1:18:33 Angie Everhart No, no. You got to smack someone in the behind.

1:18:36 Drew You're asking for trouble.

1:18:37 Angie Everhart You punch somebody, they might defend themselves. It's no different.

1:18:40 Drew And though, you felt gleeful afterwards.

1:18:43 Angie Everhart Nothing better.

1:18:44 Drew Yeah.

1:18:45 Angie Everhart Nothing better than answering a question with a fart. That's always, that's always the funniest one.

1:18:51 Adam Did she keep hitting you or did she back off at that point?

1:18:55 Drew And then she left the room.

1:18:57 Angie Everhart One of the most.

1:18:58 Drew She left the room, right?

1:18:59 Angie Everhart She just started yelling. Yeah, yeah. One of the greatest moments of my life, and it sounds like nothing, but it really, it really meant a lot to me is when I said to Bobcat, no, no, well, when I farted in the coffee can and Jimmy sniffed it, that was the greatest moment, the proudest moment of my life. I mean, I haven't had children yet, but I have been married. I can tell it was much better than the marriage. You know, guys do that. They feel like I kiss a little ass. I go, well, winning the national championship, the national championship, that, I mean, second to marriage, because their wife's always around, second to getting married, and of course, my three children, this is the greatest, they have to say that. And of course, that's not the truth, though. The marriage is like pulling teeth for guys. Some guys cares about their marriage, but here's the thing. Yeah, blowing that fart in that coffee can that Jimmy then inhaled. That's absolutely the greatest moment of my life. But what was I talking about?

1:19:53 Drew Some other with the bobcat.

1:19:55 Angie Everhart When I said the bobcat, Bob and I were just alone in our office once over at the Man Show. And I said, Bob, is it true that you can fart whenever you want? And there's a beat and all I heard is, Grrrrr. I thought, wow, that's the best answer. You could have, I would have accepted yes. Like he really could have just said, yeah, I can. But the fart never should have been a more definitive answer.

1:20:24 Drew And guilt and punctuation.

1:20:25 Adam That's it.

1:20:25 Drew It's an exclamation point. He didn't have to open his mouth. No words.

1:20:30 Adam Fart humor is different though. Fart humor is funny.

1:20:34 Angie Everhart Yeah, that is funny. Yeah, that was-

1:20:35 Drew You like it? Oh, you don't like the poo.

1:20:37 Adam Fart humor.

1:20:37 Drew You don't like the poo.

1:20:38 Adam Poo humor is a little less. Yeah.

1:20:40 Drew I don't know who Liz has got. I was curious if she had brothers. That was sort of making-

1:20:43 Angie Everhart But listen, the lacquer doggy doodoo, novelty doodoo.

1:20:47 Drew That's not-

1:20:48 Angie Everhart Not good for us either.

1:20:49 Drew No.

1:20:49 Angie Everhart No, thank you. Sam?

1:20:51 Angie Everhart Yeah?

1:20:51 Angie Everhart You're 17?

1:20:52 Angie Everhart Yeah.

1:20:53 Angie Everhart You just got your penis pierced?

1:20:55 Angie Everhart No, I actually got it done this summer.

1:20:58 Angie Everhart Uh-huh.

1:20:58 Angie Everhart Yeah.

1:20:59 Angie Everhart All right.

1:21:00 Angie Everhart Okay, well, I was just got out of wrestling today and shutting down and my wrestling coach saw my piercing and he came up to me and like confronted me about it and was just talking to me about it. And then he brought up the question about me being sterile for some odd reason. And I never thought about that before I got it. And that's what I called.

1:21:23 Drew What are you talking about? Sterile? What are you talking about? Like, how would a piercing prevent you from producing sperm?

1:21:30 Angie Everhart Like, would it all like, if an infection occurred, would it like cause the sperm to be altered at all?

1:21:36 Angie Everhart If they had to cut your penis off.

1:21:38 Drew You'd have trouble delivering the sperm. Yes, then you'd have trouble delivering. It would not change the sperm.

1:21:42 Angie Everhart But the idea of wrestling with a penis piercing sounds like you're dancing with the devil.

1:21:48 Drew Your coach saw the piercing? How did that happen?

1:21:50 Angie Everhart Like, just getting out of the shower, he just came into the locker room.

1:21:55 Angie Everhart No, really? The coach is walking around the shower.

1:21:59 Drew And while you're nude, he comes up and goes, hey, you're gonna be sterile from that? What does he mean sterile?

1:22:04 Angie Everhart Say, like, talk about your dork for a moment.

1:22:07 Angie Everhart No, he's just in there fixing the scale.

1:22:12 Angie Everhart All right, I believe him now. Okay, so Sam, what weight division do you wrestle in? 189? And what is it about wrestling, by the way? I mean, these guys are just constantly losing weight. They're, like, spitting in a cup and sweating. I know-

1:22:27 Adam Sounds like a few models, I know.

1:22:29 Angie Everhart You wanna wrestle in the light of division as possible, but at a certain point, aren't you weaker?

1:22:35 Angie Everhart Yeah, guys who cut a lot of weight don't have a lot of energy.

1:22:41 Angie Everhart Yeah, just get to the one you're most comfortable in. All right, listen, Sam, you take the piercing out before you get on the mat?

1:22:47 Angie Everhart Oh, no, I tape it.

1:22:49 Drew What kind of piercing is it?

1:22:50 Angie Everhart It's a buccal piercing. It's right underneath the head. It's like a 14 gauge. Buccal.

1:22:56 Drew A cross.

1:22:57 Angie Everhart Yeah, like right underneath. It's not true.

1:22:59 Drew Yeah, all right, well, it has nothing to do with sterility. It can affect directile function. It can get infected. It can tear. All kinds of things can happen.

1:23:06 Angie Everhart You wear a cup when you wrestle?

1:23:08 Angie Everhart No, I just put some gauze around it and some tape so it doesn't catch on anything.

1:23:12 Angie Everhart How about just breaking down and getting a cup, though? Don't wrestlers use cups? You never see them with the cups. I'm shocked and appalled after 10 years of playing organized football and having the cup being the centerpiece of my uniform. I mean, I played 70 years of Pop Warner football. They made you knock on your cup. Like you would do a whole cup, you would do a whole breakdown. Like the refs would line everyone up, it's like thigh pads, everyone thump, thump, thump, thump, shoulder pads, cup, you'd hear knocking, knock, knock, knock.

1:23:43 Adam I'm gonna do that at the lingerie ball.

1:23:45 Angie Everhart You knock on that cup, you had to wear a cup.

1:23:47 Drew They still originally started out with a lingerie ball that way.

1:23:50 Angie Everhart Yeah.

1:23:51 Drew Shoulders, thighs, cup.

1:23:53 Angie Everhart I'm amazed that you talk to pro NFL players, not wearing a cup.

1:23:59 Drew What?

1:23:59 Angie Everhart No, they don't wear a cup. And then you talk to like these super cross racers and wrestlers, no one wears a cup anymore.

1:24:07 Drew What?

1:24:08 Angie Everhart Yeah, wear the cup, fellas.

1:24:10 Drew Maybe we had to really work on that technology a bit too, make something.

1:24:13 Angie Everhart Some of the little flex. Yeah, I could see the hard cup not working well with the wrestling, but certainly you got to do something, put a little shoe leather in there or something.

1:24:22 Drew Anyway, the people are very confused about.

1:24:26 Angie Everhart Yes, they are. Okay.

1:24:27 Drew The serility.

1:24:28 Angie Everhart This guy, he's calling from Salt Lake City, by the way, with the big penis piercing, doesn't seem like a great. Angie Everhart is in the studio tonight. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:24:45 Angie Everhart 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:24:57 Angie Everhart Loveline, everybody, I'm Adam Nets, Dr. Drew, Jeremy McGrath in here tomorrow night, and Angie Everhart in here tonight. We're gonna try to wrangle some of those Super Bowl and motocross tickets from Jeremy. That's a big night for me. Go out to Anaheim.

1:25:13 Adam Jesse James is gonna be at the Super Bowl doing something, I think he's driving Janet Jackson in. He was also in the race with us.

1:25:19 Angie Everhart That's right, Monster Garage. We're, yeah. Drew, maybe you go with that with me, huh?

1:25:25 Drew Beer doesn't sound that exciting to me.

1:25:27 Angie Everhart Couple of beers.

1:25:29 Adam Why don't you come to Lingerie Bowl?

1:25:30 Angie Everhart You come to Lingerie Bowl. That's at the Coliseum?

1:25:33 Drew So there's gonna be an audience for that.

1:25:35 Adam It's live, we're gonna do it live. Come on, bring it, I have unlimited tickets.

1:25:41 Angie Everhart What is that? Coliseum holds like 110,000 people. That's gonna be crazy. And how much is the pay-per-view, by the way?

1:25:54 Adam That's a good question.

1:25:55 Angie Everhart Yeah, you don't have the answer.

1:25:57 Adam I don't have the answer.

1:25:57 Angie Everhart You know what I always feel bad? I always feel bad for the super cheap pay-per-view. Like if you look on the pay-per-view thing, you'll see like De La Hoya's fighting, it's 49.95.

1:26:10 Adam I think ours is like a $35 ticket.

1:26:13 Angie Everhart I'm not positive. Once in a while you'll see the pay-per-view. It's like Beach Boys in Concert, 3.99, like the 4th of July concert from Pismo Beach. There's a couple of sad pay-per-views in there. Some sort of bizarre backyard wrestling championship or something like that. Drew, keep track of those.

1:26:34 Adam You know, I've done a lot of publicity and nobody's asked me that question.

1:26:38 Drew How much? I'm hearing about $20.

1:26:40 Angie Everhart They're not doing their job. I'm seeing $19.95. That's fair because because there will be some spanking going on. I mean at home, I'm sorry to say. Stay away from the clam dip after at the Super Bowl party when the guy's done because it's going to be a disaster. Oh, no, that will happen. That is. But here's the thing. More than 20 bucks. Guys, they buy porn because you can get a DVD for more than 20. That's the whole thing.

1:27:09 Drew I see the price.

1:27:10 Angie Everhart Spanker's price, Spanker's range. And after that, Spanker's lament.

1:27:17 Adam I'm sending this tape to my mother.

1:27:19 Angie Everhart There will be, there will be a jack, a bowl of sorts going on. Super Bowl of beating off going on at home. I'll believe you me. This is what guys do. All right, you ready to move forward here, Drew?

1:27:31 Drew No, I cannot move forward.

1:27:32 Angie Everhart Well, we have to.

1:27:33 Drew Paralyzed by that thought.

1:27:34 Angie Everhart Christy? You're 17? What's up?

1:27:39 I mean, before my boyfriend, I just think it was cool, you know, he used to watch porn and like to get himself, you know, started and now it's like without porn, he'd rather like not have sex and he'd rather watch porn.

1:27:52 Angie Everhart How old is he?

1:27:53 He's 18.

1:27:55 Drew Does he do drugs?

1:27:57 Well, I don't know, like he used to do weed and I think he wanted to like rehab for a couple of months. And cause I, and I'm like, he would never tell me what else he did, but I'm pretty sure he was into, I think he was into coke for a while.

1:28:10 Drew I suspect he's doing something again.

1:28:11 Angie Everhart Oh, like the idea of an 18 year old guy having to kickstart his penis.

1:28:16 Drew That's what's leading me to believe he's haunted.

1:28:17 Angie Everhart Yeah, I got a little porn, I got to prime the pump. Are you kidding? You should just randomly have a boner at 18.

1:28:23 Drew Continuously.

1:28:24 Angie Everhart Wherever you are. Yeah. Like if I just randomly just did a boner check on you four times a day for a year. Three out of four, you should have a boner. That's what you do at 18.

1:28:37 Adam I would if I was a guy.

1:28:46 Angie Everhart All right, now listen, Christy, by the way, I smell trouble with Christy. You're gonna get pregnant. Oh.

1:28:54 Drew You already have a kid? What are you using for birth control? You give them the morning after pill available?

1:29:04 Angie Everhart That's a catch is catch can.

1:29:06 Drew Get that morning after pill. If you have a mistake, take it.

1:29:09 Yeah, I mean, he's been my only, you know, like we just, we've been dating for about three years.

1:29:16 Drew Is your dad an alcoholic? Yeah, well, you found a boyfriend that fulfilled that role for you.

1:29:26 Angie Everhart Why is your dad a jackass?

1:29:27 I mean, he's like, he believes in like, material takes upon everything and he's a real ass with my mom. And like, he's hardly never home. And like when he is home, he just like screams and he used to beat me when I was smaller.

1:29:41 Angie Everhart All right. So listen, Chrissy, you listen to the show, right? Okay, so A, we don't trust this guy. B, how about a little therapy for you? C, don't let him get you pregnant for Christ's sake. And look, you're 17, he's 18, you go out for a year. These things are supposed to end.

1:30:02 Adam Why don't you go on the pill?

1:30:03 Angie Everhart Yeah, let him get on with his rehab and you get on the pill or get that morning after pill.

1:30:07 Drew Do you want to go to Al-Anon?

1:30:09 Angie Everhart Go to Al-Anon.

1:30:11 Adam Or plan parenthood and get the pill.

1:30:14 Angie Everhart But just be careful, you're 17, are you senior in high school? What's the plan, junior college?

1:30:34 Drew You just gotta screw your life up.

1:30:36 Angie Everhart Yeah.

1:30:36 Adam And most people who say they're gonna take a year break, they never end up going back to college. Don't take a year off, go to college.

1:30:42 Drew Let this guy be, this guy's a problem.

1:30:44 Angie Everhart I was a straight A student, I was a scholar-athlete of the year, and 16, 15, what was the most you can get? 1,500 on the SATs. Yeah, I was in all the clubs and I took a year off and next thing you know I'm cleaning carpets in North Hollywood.

1:31:02 Drew Nice.

1:31:03 Angie Everhart That's right, that's what happened, Drew. Well, partly true. Except for I failed driver's ed. And driver's ed, failed driver's ed.

1:31:13 Drew That's good.

1:31:14 Adam That's weird.

1:31:15 Drew Mr. Deliberty?

1:31:16 Adam I find that strange since I have proof that you're a good driver.

1:31:20 Angie Everhart Yeah, I ended up teaching traffic school later in life too which is humorous. Yeah, no, that was Mr. Gregory, the A-hole who can kiss my hairy ass. He's not dead already. But no, Deliberty was the guy who failed me in biology which I deserved. You know, wasn't cut out for that stuff. Not a science man. Steve, but listen, you retarget. You go home to your crappy little bunkers in Van Nuys and cry yourself a river into your wonton soup. Drive your crappy little merry. Let me just say this to all those teachers. Kiss my ass. I'm a millionaire. I'm laughing all the way to the bank. You guys are living off of the top ramen and scrambled porn alone in your crappy little bachelor apartments with your crappy little 40 grand a year. I laugh at you now. Ha! Yes, Drew? Would you like to laugh as well?

1:32:14 Drew No, I just enjoy your glee at others misery.

1:32:19 Angie Everhart I was just like an a-hole magnet when I was, from zero to like 20, just jack-offs all around me. Sir Gregory's a driver. Oh, oh! I gotta go back, I gotta build a time machine so I can go back and kill myself.

1:32:33 Drew Or kill them.

1:32:34 Angie Everhart That's my plan. I wanna build a time machine, I wanna go back, and I'm gonna kill myself.

1:32:39 Adam That's awful.

1:32:41 Angie Everhart No, no, that's my plan.

1:32:42 Adam That's awful.

1:32:42 Angie Everhart It's gonna work. All right. And Drew?

1:32:45 Adam Yeah.

1:32:46 Angie Everhart Well, if I go back in time and kill myself, you're gonna be sitting here with Ricky Rachman making 80 grand a year. You understand? You're gonna be screwed too.

1:32:55 Adam I'll come sit here with you.

1:32:56 Angie Everhart Angie, you'll be fine. We'll take a quick break, we'll be right back.

1:33:00 All right, guys, bottom line, here's the deal. Looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person, one call is all you need to make. Call the Dateline. The Dateline. 877-889-DATE. Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:33:16 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:33:41 Angie Everhart See Well, that's the show, everybody. I want to thank Angie Everhart for coming out here and tell everybody to watch her, or I'll just tell you guys, to watch our celebrity mole, Wednesday night on ABC.

1:33:55 Adam At 10.

1:33:56 Angie Everhart At 10 o'clock.

1:33:57 Adam 10.

1:33:57 Angie Everhart No, it's 10.

1:33:58 Adam It's 10.

1:33:59 Angie Everhart They turn on TV at eight. You watch that Lopez show, George Lopez, got himself a show. They watch that. And then pay-per-view, 1995, a pittance to spend for the Super Bowl lingerie of Super Bowl.

1:34:14 Adam So, Adam, before the show's over, you know my normal guy I was telling you about?

1:34:19 Angie Everhart Yes.

1:34:19 Adam It's his birthday today. Happy birthday.

1:34:21 Angie Everhart Oh, yeah. His name's Rick. What's his name?

1:34:26 Adam I'm not telling you.

1:34:27 Angie Everhart Oh, really? He's a normal guy, like anyone's gonna know. Ooh, Dave over in a county. All right, so until next time, is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying?

1:34:37 Angie Everhart Yeah.

1:34:37 Angie Everhart Mahalo.

1:34:38 Angie Everhart Mahalo. This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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