Episode 1000584451329

0:54 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. I'm Adam.

1:07 Adam Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist.

1:14 And our guest?

1:15 Adam David Alan Grier, who's fast becoming not my main man.

1:22 Drew No, quite not at all.

1:23 Adam He used to not, no, he used to be my main man. But since he's canceled the show like two times a row, now he's not showing up. But you know how I feel, Drew? I was looking forward to seeing David. Now he's not here. I hope he doesn't show up. Because I look at everything as work. Even stuff I want to do as work. Something gets canceled, even if a vacation gets canceled. I'm happy.

1:51 Drew For you, breathing is an issue. Hold on. Certainly sleeping is.

1:55 Adam Don't talk to me while I'm trying to inhale.

1:56 Drew In fact, I really think eating and masturbating are the only things you don't consider work. And even those become work for you sometimes.

2:03 Adam Well, especially when I eat my stuff. You know what I mean? That's what I call the circle of life, Drew. I beat off on a Ritz.

2:11 Hey, guys.

2:13 Drew Yeah.

2:13 Hey, to interrupt, but David's here.

2:16 Drew Oh, yes.

2:17 Adam That's why he gets the big box.

2:18 He had some kind of bottle in his hand, too. We sent him away.

2:21 Good.

2:22 Adam You know, let me tell you the beauty of this job. Let me tell you the beauty of the Loveline staff. Here's what happens here at Loveline. Same mistakes happen, if they happen once, they happen three or four hundred times, right?

2:36 Drew He's been here, though.

2:38 Adam He has been here.

2:39 Drew Yes, he has. Uh-oh. Can't blame the staff for this one.

2:44 Adam I do. Here's the way the Loveline staff works. The guests show up at the old studio every single time, every single time. The Loveline staff goes, Hey, what are you going to do? I told them. But at a certain point, let's just say this was a job where you could get fired. You would get fired. And that other part where you go like.

3:02 Drew We know, we learned from Lauren, that radio cannot get fired.

3:04 Adam Right. Hey, I told them. Chris, too. Here's how radio works. Here's how radio works. They don't pay people in radio, so they can't fire them. Because you can't really fire. Like, if a retarded guy shows up your house every day and rakes your leaves and washes down your rain gutters and wipes down your car with a shammy.

3:21 Drew You can't fire them.

3:22 Adam And then he doesn't show up one day. Fire him?

3:25 Drew You can only have him taken away.

3:26 Adam That's it. That's all you can do. You can get like a restrainer, but how can you? Why would you fire somebody you weren't really paying? Yep. All you do is bring out a cup of Sanca and give him a couple of Junior Mints and he's good for the month. Why fire him? So, one day he rakes all the leaves into the pool. Still, doesn't matter. What are you going to do? You have to hire a gardener. We're still ahead. That's right. You'll have to hire a gardener and a pool man. Mm-hmm. And that's going to cost money. So, this is what radio does. Radio doesn't pay people, but then they can't fire them. So, it's a great circle. It's great. Yeah. The guests on this show? This show up late half the time. There's nothing we can do about it, except for if it was any other business, you'd be fired. That's how it works. What can you do? Don't pay anybody? Don't get any performance? It's all right. It's great for everybody.

4:15 Drew It's a county facility.

4:16 Adam Yeah. It's a county facility. All right. So, anyway, DAG may still yet be my main man. Although, if he showed up at the other studio, it's got to be drunk or high. Well, it doesn't get drunk or high.

4:29 He had a bottle in his hand.

4:31 Adam He had a bottle.

4:32 Drew Was it cracked?

4:34 I don't know what it was. I saw on the black and white monitor, he's probably listening right now, but it looked like tequila.

4:39 Adam Really?

4:40 Drew What did you say?

4:42 Adam Was it cracked?

4:43 Drew Had he cracked the, you know, the bottle?

4:44 Adam Oh, the seal on it.

4:46 Drew Yeah.

4:46 Yeah, he was definitely drinking out of the bottle.

4:50 Drew He has been here before, yes?

4:51 Adam I think he has been in this studio before.

4:53 Drew Yeah, for sure.

4:54 Adam Yeah. Because remember, he was showing us his technique about how he made love to a woman.

5:01 Drew Oh, that was here. I would love to hear that again.

5:03 Adam That was here. Yeah. I'm just going to whip that up for us. Amber?

5:08 Hello.

5:08 Adam You're 23?

5:10 Caller Yes, I am.

5:11 Adam What's up?

5:13 Caller I was listening to your show recently and I just want to know if you can clarify an issue for me. Basically, I go to a community college or junior college. Junior.

5:24 Adam It's junior college.

5:26 Caller Junior college.

5:27 Adam Yes.

5:28 Caller So, I was just wondering why someone in a position to help people and to give advice would not do as much as possible to encourage education, you know, higher education for everybody.

5:38 Adam I'm glad you brought that up. Higher education. The only thing higher about junior college is the amount of weed that's dealt out of the snack shack. That's the higher part of junior college.

5:48 Drew Wait, wait, wait. Let's see.

5:50 Adam I'll tell you what I'm interested in. I'm interested in people being realistic. Exactly. Not everybody is a student. God knows I'm not. Most of my friends aren't. It's a huge waste of time. Hey, but I'm not a lot of things. Right. I'm not a ballerina. I'm not an opera singer. I'm not an NBA star. And for me to... Shut up. For me to attempt to do that stuff is a waste of my time. And for society to sort of underwrite that effort is a waste of resources. Now here's the thing. If you're a good student in high school, you'll go off to a real college. If you're not a good student, you should probably go off to work. Or better yet, some sort of trade school where you spend a year, you learn how to be a computer tech or a dental technician or an ambulance driver or an EMT, and then you go off and make a decent living.

6:42 Drew Here's the one caveat, though.

6:44 Adam Nursing school in Asians.

6:46 Drew Those are the exceptions, but there is another issue that you really don't take into account. That the junior college institutions being basically prisons for the lesser students, sort of Midwest and East, they're considered good schools.

7:08 Adam Well, that's because people are stupid.

7:10 Drew No, people go there and then almost routinely go off to higher education. They do. There's a certain amount of esteem to some of these communities. And you'll notice they call them community colleges there too. They don't call them junior colleges.

7:21 Adam Well, that's just like calling retarded people special.

7:25 Drew Amber, am I not right? Am I right? Amber?

7:28 Caller I would hate to agree.

7:29 Drew You disagree.

7:31 Caller I will. Here's the deal.

7:33 Adam What percentage of people that go to junior colleges transfer into four-year universities? I would argue under 20%. That's alarming.

7:43 Caller I was wondering though, is this from some kind of like a personal experience, a lack of experience with community colleges that gives you this kind of resentment towards people generally a little bit older than the other people going into college directly after high school that makes you so resentful towards the education they could provide? I mean, education is definitely something people have to take on an individual basis and I work extra hard in everything I do.

8:08 Adam Quiet down. Alice, if you work extra hard, you'll be in a real college. Let me say this. Education, everything is, everything is, oh, education and no one can argue with it. It's like saying, hey, for the kids, it's for the kids, it's for education for the kids. What's wrong? We put a premium on education. Look, people need to, yeah, education is a luxury. You need to make money, you need to pay your bills, you need to survive, you need to provide, you need to have a health insurance, you need to do this, you need to pay your tax, you need all that. Education is a luxury. It's a luxury that some people can afford, and it's a luxury that some people earn. But it's not going to be good for a guy who doesn't have any money, who isn't highly motivated, who doesn't feel like going to work, who just wants to hang out for another few years and live at home. It's not getting them anything.

8:56 Drew Again, the more macroscopic view of this though is that we as a society need to have a more educated workforce so we can compete internationally better.

9:04 Adam Amber? Yes? What does macroscopic mean?

9:08 Caller Macroscopic is the larger scale, the big perspective of the whole deal.

9:11 Adam Why aren't you in a four year university?

9:13 Caller It's an economic thing. I'm a homeowner and my husband and I are both very young and we just are trying to make our way and so my option at this time was to go to community college and it just provided so much charisma and I mean I've tried a four year school and I picked one that was not as...

9:33 Adam Listen, what are you studying over there in junior college?

9:37 Caller I'm actually... there's an opportunity at my school where you can get your bachelor degree while going to school in your community and so hopefully by the time I get finished I'll be...

9:47 Adam Alright, I'm bored already.

9:48 Drew I didn't hear what you were studying.

9:51 Adam That's the other thing. Look, listen everybody, if you want to waste your time in junior college fine but here's what everyone needs, here's all I want, here's what I want all my kiddies to do. When you're 18 and you get out of high school, if you're not going to a four year university and a lot of people just go there and waste time too by the way. I mean there's universities and then there's universities. A lot of people just go to San Diego State, do jealous shots and bong loads for five years and then come back home and work at their dad's sofa factory. I mean that's nothing but a waste of time either. Uh-oh, here comes what used to be my main man.

10:33 Caller There's a tequila bottle. He's got a bottle in his hand. But I'd have to kill ya. What the hell was that?

10:46 It's the newest. How you guys doing?

10:49 Adam What's happening?

10:51 Well, I'm happy to be here.

10:53 Adam What happened, DAG? Where were you?

10:55 I got stopped on signing autographs. Yeah, I went to the wrong studio. You guys know.

11:01 Yeah, we're hip.

11:03 Adam But haven't you been to this studio before?

11:05 I don't remember coming here to do Loveline, but I was told I was.

11:09 Drew There was one memorable scene that occurred here. Yeah. Here it is.

11:13 Don't look at me. Don't. Look at me.

11:39 Adam That's how you make love, right?

11:42 And when they're lucky, several times a night.

11:47 David Alan Grier Yo, you awake? You awake?

11:49 Don't, don't look at me.

11:50 Caller Don't look at me.

11:55 How are you guys doing?

11:56 Adam We're doing good, Doug. Beauty.

11:59 I ran into Jimmy's brother. He's doing Life with Bonnie this week.

12:03 David Alan Grier What's his name?

12:04 Adam Sean Kimmel? What?

12:05 David Alan Grier Sean Kimmel?

12:06 Adam John?

12:06 John.

12:08 Adam He's doing Life with Bonnie?

12:09 Don't sound so shocked.

12:10 Caller What's he doing?

12:11 Adam He's not an actor?

12:11 David Alan Grier A very special part.

12:13 We're doing a telethon episode, so he's the, he's Xavier the Sound Guy.

12:18 Caller Oh, really?

12:18 He's the song that he wrote, you know, and he does it really well.

12:21 Drew I love that show, by the way.

12:22 David Alan Grier Thank you.

12:22 Drew We've become huge fans.

12:24 Well, it's all because of me.

12:25 Drew I know.

12:26 David Alan Grier Basically.

12:27 Adam Yeah, we've discussed the fact that they stepped up your role quite considerably this season.

12:33 David Alan Grier Yes, they have.

12:35 I lived with Bonnie. I lived with Bonnie and her husband now and the kids.

12:37 David Alan Grier Mm-hmm.

12:38 Adam All part of the big ABC TGI Friday line up. Big fan of that line up myself. Friday nights.

12:45 Caller Well, you know, you're always at home watching.

12:46 Adam I am.

12:47 Caller Now he is.

12:48 Adam I am at home. No, I was always home. I was watching Full House and Step by Step and all that crap with Patrick Duffy in it.

12:56 Drew And crying.

12:57 Adam And crying.

12:57 Caller Dude, what happened to your house, man? The one, you know.

12:59 Adam I'm working on it.

13:00 Caller You've been up there?

13:02 Drew You're a friend, aren't you?

13:03 Caller Yeah, come by.

13:03 Adam Come by tomorrow.

13:05 Caller I got, no man, it's Christmas party time, brother.

13:07 Adam It's cool.

13:08 Caller It's Christmas party time. Come by during the day.

13:09 Caller And chug a lug and eggnog.

13:10 Adam I'm not doing anything during the day.

13:12 Caller Talking smack.

13:13 Adam Hey, hey Doug.

13:14 David Alan Grier I'd like to have some Christmas ornaments on you, baby.

13:19 Adam Doug?

13:20 Yeah.

13:21 Adam You're 23?

13:22 Caller That's right.

13:23 Adam What's up?

13:24 Caller Adam, you badass, David Alan Grier, Bad Man Mijama, Drew. What's up, man? Where's the passion? Adam, I was just wondering, Love Crank Anchors.

13:32 Adam Oh, great.

13:33 Caller How's your experience been on Loveline and the talent you and Drew have seen the master and reading into people's voices and whatever? Do you think that helps you when you make prank calls?

13:44 Adam Oh, yeah. I don't know. I just try to be funny for three minutes and record it.

13:49 Caller Dude, it's too bright in here, man.

13:50 Bircham rules, man.

13:52 Adam I'm glad you like Bircham. You know, we did, DAG was over there doing Lend-A-N-Lius Truefell.

13:58 Caller I had a wonderful day, man. I had a wonderful, wonderful day.

14:01 Adam Give everyone just a little taste of the truth.

14:03 David Alan Grier My name is Lend-A-N-Lius Truefell. You probably don't know me, but I'm a semi-pro ball player. I've recently retired in the last 10 years, and I'm just trying to get my thang back together.

14:15 Caller Yeah, man, I had a great day the last time we were there.

14:17 Adam Doug? Yeah. Oh, let me say this, too, by the way, DAG, remember the time before the last time we were in Vegas?

14:25 Caller The time, that would be the time, uh-oh.

14:27 Drew I was there.

14:29 David Alan Grier Yes, you were.

14:29 Adam And I made you see... Who did I make you see?

14:33 David Alan Grier You're going to make me get emotional here.

14:35 Adam Siegfried and Roy.

14:36 Caller You did.

14:37 Adam I made you see Siegfried and Roy. And he was bitching and moaning the entire time.

14:41 Caller That was the gayest show. I spent half a... I spent $5,000 in the Cheetah Club later that night trying to watch the gay off me.

14:50 Adam And I said, no, you got to see Siegfried and Roy because if something happens, you're going to want to say, you did it.

14:57 Caller Now, I'm going to say this, Adam's probably not going to remember, but I swear he was clutching three, no, four vodka gimlets or whatever he drinks there because you got to order in bulk. And he said, you know, God forbid one of these crazy tigers rips the larynx out of one of these Nazis.

15:15 He said exactly that.

15:17 Caller Yeah.

15:17 Adam I put the curse on.

15:19 Caller Where would you be? You know, this would be the last night in history that, you know, so when I said, get out of here, that'll never happen.

15:25 Adam Right.

15:26 Caller And don't question.

15:27 Adam The kibosh on Roy.

15:29 Drew You know, these injuries that Slewage are getting are so poorly represented in the press. Like Ozzy's thing right now is bad.

15:36 Caller It's really bad. I mean, I heard he broke his neck. Did he break his neck?

15:40 Eight ribs?

15:40 Drew He broke a vertebra. He didn't hit his spinal cord, but he has been on a ventilator since the accident.

15:45 Well, eight ribs.

15:46 Drew Well, let me do it. And there was bleeding into the end of the pleural space and a crush on the lung. And this is going to be, he's not going to be the same.

15:53 Caller Can we talk about this? Might not his condition previous to this accident.

16:01 Drew Yes, his Parkinson's. People with Parkinson's disease do not respond well to lung problems.

16:07 Caller No, but I'm saying eight ribs.

16:10 Caller Oh, he's exhausted. I'm sure he has osteoporosis.

16:13 Caller I have a friend of a friend, let's say, who's not that old. And she tripped over like one step and crushed her ankle, like crushed it like powder.

16:24 Adam Yeah. What, did she have an eating disorder or something like that?

16:29 Caller I mean, it's too much. I mean, it's like you cry. They had to put pins in it and all that kind of stuff.

16:33 Drew But B, that doesn't make any sense.

16:35 Of course. Did you look at her?

16:37 Drew Well, you know, they went through to his lung and lung is now badly damaged. It's encased in blood and it's going to be bad. He's been on a ventilator for a week.

16:46 How bad?

16:47 Adam When you get on a ventilator, that's bad times.

16:51 Drew And now they're saying that he was actually dead. He had no pulse, no breathing when they found him. Well, let me Which I actually don't believe that piece of the story, but he's been dead for the last few years. Let me.

17:00 Caller Thank you.

17:01 David Alan Grier That's my time.

17:02 Adam Let me say this. First off, maybe ATV, not his best form of transportation.

17:08 Caller A Parkinson's patient should not be on a But wasn't the Parkinson's Your honor was not the Parkinson's induced by the drugs that were given to him.

17:18 David Alan Grier By the medical community.

17:20 Drew Made worse.

17:21 David Alan Grier How dare you?

17:21 Drew They were made worse. And anyway, the Parkinson's was never was not actively addressed with all those medicine.

17:26 Adam Ozzy needs to be drying one of those larks with the basket on it and then they give you the gals.

17:31 Caller Yes. You have the ones with the tennis balls in the front where you push it.

17:35 Adam Yeah.

17:35 Drew I mean, this is really sad. I mean, it is.

17:37 Adam But let me say this. Okay, so let's just talk about this for a second because between Roy and Luther Vandross. Let me say this.

17:49 Caller Is he on?

17:50 Adam Oh, Jesus.

17:52 Caller What is that? It's Cabernet and nice fruity blue cheese, gentlemen. A chicken wing or two.

18:02 Caller Come on, dang.

18:09 Adam No, listen, now, let's talk.

18:12 Caller I need to address some things to you. Now, first of all, I've got a bone to pick with you.

18:15 Adam No, wait a minute.

18:16 Caller While I'm here, these are the rules. I don't want you giving too much energy or time to these fake calls. You root them out and move on. OK, if you think it's fake, you punch them off. You don't need to do a 20 minute dissertation.

18:29 Adam Fair enough.

18:29 Caller OK, please. And I need you to go back to the edgy Adam. If you're both Dr. Drew, there's no interplay, OK? If you're both there going, who slept with you?

18:40 David Alan Grier OK, we need to get you into some edgy Adam.

18:43 Adam Don't worry.

18:44 Caller Good cop, bad cop.

18:46 Adam Don't worry. I'm going to be.

18:47 David Alan Grier Let's heal some babies.

18:48 Adam No way.

18:49 Caller First caller, go!

18:51 David Alan Grier Nicky, who boned you, honey? Who's been diddling you?

18:55 Adam All right. Now hold on a second. Hold on. I want to talk about these celebrity injuries. I want to figure these things out. I want to know, first off, I work for, you know, I'm like, oh no, now I blew a fart.

19:09 Caller I would never. It's radio.

19:11 Adam You can't prove it. DAG. What is up? Oh, man.

19:16 Drew Can you?

19:24 Adam So we'll talk about Celebrity entries.

19:26 Did you ask your, hold on.

19:30 Caller David? Have you ever thought about or heard anything about possibly reuniting the in-living color cast?

19:37 Drew You did Doug.

19:38 David Alan Grier Yeah.

19:40 Caller Yeah.

19:41 Caller I mean, I just was hanging out with some of those guys tonight.

19:44 I guess.

19:45 Adam You were?

19:46 Caller Yeah.

19:46 Adam Yeah. Not Tommy Davidson, though. You guys don't let him hang with you, do you?

19:50 David Alan Grier Well, apparently he was not in attendance.

19:52 Caller Well, Bruce Almighty sucks, so Jim Carrey will probably be down with it.

19:57 Adam I heard that was good.

19:58 Caller Yeah, but that was one out of many wonderful films he's done. I'm going to probably be working with Jim soon.

20:03 Adam You will? All right, Doug, we're tired of you. Where really?

20:07 Drew Jim must be manic depressive.

20:08 Caller No, why? Because he's a genius, because he's more talented than you.

20:12 David Alan Grier Well, you're manic depressive. Because he is more handsome than you!

20:16 Caller He's obviously manic depressive. Why? Why do you say that?

20:20 Drew It seems hypomanic all the time.

20:22 Caller But you probably think I'm manic. Oh yeah. No, that's not true.

20:27 Drew We've talked many times about this. You have to go Adam and I have seen it.

20:31 Caller Adam, you didn't play those, well, what I call the Daniels phone calls.

20:35 David Alan Grier And I'm like, Adam, call me back, it's all black outside, please, I can't breathe, there's an elephant sitting on my chest.

20:43 Adam, please, I'm drowning, please call me, please call me. He calls up and I'm like, hell, oh de oh de oh de oh de, like, David, what I thought you were feeling in law? Now, I'm even here.

20:55 Adam Is Jim Carrey a little bit crazy?

20:57 Caller Jim Carrey is wonderful, man.

20:58 Drew Yep, it's not the point. Yes, he is wonderful.

21:01 Caller What? Well, what is normal, mister? You're crazy too. You're crazy to heal people.

21:06 Caller And that's a disease.

21:08 Adam Let's heal some babies.

21:09 David Alan Grier Let's fix some babies.

21:11 Adam Mandy?

21:12 Caller Mandy, what's up? What's up, baby? What's going on? What's crack-a-lacking down there? Talk to me, girl.

21:16 Drew Hi, Mandy.

21:17 Caller Hey, Mandy.

21:19 Drew Mandy.

21:20 Caller I beg your pardon. It's Mandy to me.

21:24 Adam What's up?

21:27 Caller I really don't, I don't think, I think I have a problem, like, having orgasms, like, by myself.

21:36 Adam By yourself.

21:37 Drew Have you ever had them by yourself? You're 15. The, the women don't often have them until they're close to 20. The biology just isn't syncing up for that. Yeah.

21:49 Caller Well, that's why I don't date the young ones.

21:56 Drew Through intercourse? Do you have more than one? When you're, not right this second, when you're with a guy. Hold on.

22:06 Adam It, it, what's going on with this country? We got to start carpet bombing. She's calling from Arkansas.

22:12 David Alan Grier It's a beautiful thing.

22:13 Caller She doesn't sound southern either.

22:16 Adam Right now? Oh, what are you doing in Arkansas?

22:25 Drew Do you have multiple orgasms when you're having intercourse? Okay, what, what are you doing having an intercourse at 15?

22:36 Caller I was doing it at 15.

22:37 Adam Consider an old maid.

22:38 Drew Yeah. Kind of common.

22:44 Adam All right, I'm tired of manning, she's too small.

22:47 Caller When were you having sex, Adam?

22:49 Adam 16.

22:50 Caller 15.

22:51 Adam 15.

22:52 Caller 15 myself.

22:53 Adam Who was that, outside the family? Sounds high. Sounds high. Really?

22:59 Caller Yeah.

22:59 Adam How old was she?

23:00 Caller 15.

23:01 Adam 15?

23:03 Caller We had a lovely, loving, loving relationship.

23:05 Adam What did it sound like?

23:08 Drew This is the first time out.

23:09 David Alan Grier What would it sound like?

23:11 Drew First time out.

23:11 David Alan Grier I didn't have my bones.

23:12 Caller I didn't know what I was like. It said it's coming.

23:30 David Alan Grier But David.

23:34 Caller What did it sound like?

23:36 Adam Like the five, by the time you get to the five hundredth time you had sex.

23:39 Caller When I had flex, when I had flex mode, I had a little flavor going. What?

23:42 David Alan Grier You know what you want.

23:44 Adam Yeah, look at me.

23:45 Caller Don't turn around.

24:15 Let's go. Let's go.

24:16 Adam Let's go.

24:18 Let's go.

24:19 Caller Let's go.

24:20 Adam Let's go. I gotta get ready, my dad's gonna come home soon.

24:41 Caller And scene.

24:42 Adam All right, David Alan Grier, the great David Alan Grier here tonight.

24:45 Caller Come on, didn't we have a great day, the last day I recorded My Christmas Carols? I can't wait, I was very excited.

24:52 Adam Yeah, David did some stellar work in the Crank Yanker studio last time he was in. David Alan Grier tonight, Life with Bonnie, 9.30 on ABC Friday night. Here, buddy, it's Loveline and Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Chu over there, David Alan Grier.

25:26 Let's heal some babies.

25:28 Adam My main man. You can find him on Life with Bonnie, ABC, 930, Friday night to tomorrow night, and also making frequent appearances on Crank Yankers.

25:38 Caller Let me ask you something, man.

25:39 Caller Would you like to ask me what I'm here to pump? Axe?

25:41 Adam Yeah, what are you here to pump?

25:43 Caller Life.

25:44 Adam Life with Bonnie?

25:45 Caller No, just life in general, man.

25:47 Adam Really?

25:47 Caller Really, ask me where I'm playing, where I'm preparing this weekend.

25:50 Adam Where are you preparing this weekend?

25:51 David Alan Grier In my house, just, you know, happy with life, you know.

25:54 Adam Really?

25:55 Caller Absolutely.

25:56 Adam Do you, how do you keep grounded a guy like yourself?

25:59 Caller I mean, usually I like to, I like to come around to the radio station and heal some babies. No, I'm here. And now Dr. Drew, I hear there's a, Drew Two is coming.

26:10 Drew What's that?

26:11 Caller Volume Two of Your Healing Books.

26:13 Adam Yeah, what about your books, Drew?

26:14 Drew You haven't read my first one.

26:15 Caller I have too, I read it.

26:17 Drew That's right, I beg your pardon. Oh man. I beg your pardon, I forgot what I read.

26:22 Caller You did? Yes.

26:23 Caller A heartfelt email.

26:24 Drew Yes, you did. I'm so used to my friends not reading my books.

26:27 Caller But I will tell you, there was one, there was one chick in there who was all tweaked out. I don't think she made it. She was a crankhead. Gee, I wish I could have boned her, man.

26:36 Adam What would that have sounded like if you stopped it?

26:38 Caller Come on, stop it. Oh, that's the old coyote sound.

26:47 Drew I went and- A lot of our porn actresses discussed a follow-up where I have a fantasy where I read a book about now the families of those patients come after me and their suits and this and that.

26:57 Adam Really?

26:58 Caller But you changed their names, right?

26:59 Drew No, they are, no, no, it's all fantasy. It's all sort of based on reality kind of thing. And then create another set of stories that, you know-

27:06 David Alan Grier Well, that's crazy.

27:07 Caller That'll never go.

27:08 Drew I know. All right, let's say- So I am, why am I discussing about another book?

27:11 David Alan Grier You're like, you're like going, but we're on a spaceship and they're all aliens and they're the crazy ones though, not me. And I wind up, it's kind of like Gothica.

27:18 Drew You get into the family dynamic stuff, the family-

27:21 Adam All right, let me break up the party here for a second and just see-

27:25 Drew Book is called Cracked by the Way. Please read.

27:27 Adam We want to, I want to find out what's going on with Ozzy Osbourne.

27:30 Drew Oh yeah, yeah.

27:30 Adam What now, Drew, what do you know and how do you know it?

27:32 Drew I just, I am gotten used to reading through the lines of the press cause they never, never tell you the actual reality.

27:38 Adam And what is, what is that about?

27:39 Drew Like Johnny Cash dying of, what was it, pneumonia related.

27:42 Caller Well he had another disease, right?

27:44 Drew Yeah, alcoholism.

27:45 Caller Well that made his head look all swollen up. And frankly, I'm going on the record here. I don't want to hear Johnny Cash singing Elvis Costello songs and U2, I don't want to hear it.

27:57 Adam Me neither.

27:58 Caller Now you take that CD and you destroy it, especially in the last days of his life. I don't want to hear that garbage.

28:03 Adam All right, so let me ask you about Ozzy and about Roy.

28:07 Caller And Roy had a second stroke.

28:10 Drew He's had a brain injury.

28:11 Adam I mean, a sixth read.

28:13 Drew And when they say brain injury, I mean, people think, oh wait, I'll tell you a little cover. No, you're talking about irreversible brain damage.

28:19 Adam Well, let me ask you this. Well, what came first? Why can't we get the full news, the full dump from the news?

28:23 Drew I don't know, I can't understand it.

28:25 Adam I understand it.

28:25 Drew The John Ritter story was sort of half not properly interpreted.

28:29 Adam I'm just saying, look.

28:30 Caller What was wrong with John Ritter, Steve?

28:34 Drew One of two things happened, and I don't want to disparage, I don't know what happened, I want to disparage the people who took care of him, but you notice how, when somebody has a heart attack and he's heart surging, you see the hospital doctor come out and go, here's what happened. We opened his chest, he went in the heart. There was silence, so something happened.

28:48 Caller Well, I know what happened. I'm just gonna go on. I don't know at all. He's an actor. Maybe he knew he had a condition, insurance reasons.

28:58 Drew He went in and they began with nausea and vomiting and they very quickly started looking at his heart and it sounded as though in an almost heroic way got him into the cath lab. Maybe they caused the dissection in the cath lab.

29:10 Adam By trying to feed the catheter.

29:12 Drew That's one of the possibilities. Or they delayed a few minutes. There's some question about delay in time and what happened in the operating room.

29:21 What happened?

29:23 Adam John Ritter's in the ground. Love the man, but let's talk about the two guys that are live. Our audience loves Siegfried.

29:32 Caller Hey, you know what? I'm not here to talk about this, some Nazi leopard trainer. I'm here to heal some babies. Tracy, line one.

29:41 Caller No, now listen to me. Here's what I've read in the press.

29:47 Caller Multiple rib fractures.

29:48 Adam Right. Now what does that mean? Multiple rib fractures.

29:51 Drew I heard eight ribs. All along one side of his chest, it's crushed.

29:54 Caller Have you ever broken a rib?

29:56 Drew He may have something called a flail chest, where it doesn't even work. It can't breathe.

30:04 Caller Two fractured ribs, it doesn't matter. Two fractured ribs to breathe, it's like every time you breathe, it hurts.

30:10 Drew Yes, but if you have two fractured ribs, they let you just do it. But eight, maybe with flail, but also bleeding in the chest cavity, they said, which means blood between the chest wall and the lungs, which encases the lung and becomes scarred and restricts the lung. They also said bleeding into the lung tissue is something Kelly mentioned, which can cause destruction of the lung tissue. And then days and days on a breathing machine is extremely risky. Almost always ends up with pneumonia, severe pneumonia.

30:39 Caller And you get dependent on it.

30:41 Drew And now the story is about him having no pulse and not having been breathing for a while.

30:47 Caller If I'm just saying, I'm not saying that he was, but I'm saying if I'm fanning my...

30:54 Drew Yes, I see that. I'm saying that.

30:59 Caller Well, that's the...

31:01 Caller I just ate a Snicker bar. But I'm saying that if he were addicted to any medication, don't they have to wean him off of it?

31:11 Drew But now he's going to need opiates. He's going to need pain medicine.

31:14 Caller What kind of ATV was he driving?

31:16 Drew And he's got Parkinson's. Parkinson's patients don't move well, don't breathe well. They have all kinds of complications from surgeries and illnesses. So it's going to be really, really rough for him.

31:26 David Alan Grier He's only 55.

31:28 Adam Bad road. Let's save some babies. What about 55?

31:35 David Alan Grier No, no, no.

31:36 Caller He's 55. I would believe it. But given the lifestyle, what are you thinking? Talk to me.

31:43 Adam What do you think he's 90? He's 55.

31:47 Caller I listened to him when I was 15 years old, Dr. Drew.

31:51 Drew How do you think he was then?

31:52 Caller If he was 25, that's the way he is. But I'm saying that means for 30 years he's been living this lifestyle. That's a long time.

32:02 Drew It's hard to get, it takes a long time to get Parkinson's.

32:07 Adam And Siegfried, what do you think he's doing?

32:09 Drew He had a, it sounds like, again, it's not being spent.

32:13 Adam Okay, but let me, I'm cutting you off for a second, because I just want to know, it's not like the guy was injured when a mop handle was broken off and is wrecked during Easter parade. He was injured when he was attacked by wild animals. So why don't you just tell us what happened to him? There's no shame in it.

32:30 Drew It is again the news and the media thinking, well, the public, they aren't interested, they can't handle it. They talk down to the public, they don't give them the specifics.

32:38 Caller He's feeling better. He's talking.

32:41 Drew He has a vertebral artery injury that supplies the back part of the brain and that went out.

32:46 Caller But how did that occur?

32:47 Drew The lion's tooth got it.

32:50 Caller But this is what I'm saying. If I made a concerted effort to bite out your...

32:55 Drew Oops.

32:57 Caller Never in all of history I never missed it.

33:03 Caller Jesus Christ.

33:04 Caller To bite out your larynx, wouldn't that cause a stroke?

33:09 Drew No, it has to hit the arteries.

33:11 Caller But you're saying that the tiger caused a stroke, right?

33:13 Drew Yeah, seems like.

33:15 Adam You lose blood pressure to this area in the brain?

33:19 Drew It dies.

33:20 Adam That quickly? A few minutes. So you've got to get that blood back up in there or it dries out?

33:27 Drew There are collateral flows, but because of peculiarities...

33:30 David Alan Grier You're driving me nuts.

33:31 Caller I'm wasting time.

33:32 David Alan Grier There are kids dying out here.

33:34 Caller And it's not tigers that are killing them.

33:36 Adam Yes, you're right.

33:37 Caller What's in his bottle?

33:39 Drew Water. Fiji water. I'm smelling everything else coming out of him but not alcohol.

33:48 Caller I'll tell you...

33:53 Caller Hey! This is crazy. I'm yelling at myself.

33:59 Caller Yeah, Adam.

34:00 Adam Yeah, you're going to be the one call we take this out.

34:02 Drew I want to do a show with a virtual Adam and a virtual Dave.

34:06 Caller Let's see if we can do it.

34:08 Adam Let's try that. That's a good idea. Let's try Anderson.

34:12 Caller No, no. Just come on. I come here to help these chick kids. Matt, what's going on?

34:17 So, about a year ago, I was having sex with my girlfriend. And I'm uncircumcised, by the way.

34:26 Drew Mm-hmm.

34:27 Got a nice big chunk of foreskin.

34:29 Drew Congratulations.

34:30 And there's a little septum, I guess, where the foreskin attaches to the bottom of the head.

34:37 Drew Yes, yes, yes.

34:38 It's like a little thin piece of skin. And that ripped.

34:46 Adam Maybe the guy's anus was too tight.

34:48 David Alan Grier Hey, bingo!

34:50 Caller Adam's gonna be here at Dingleberry's through Sunday.

34:54 Adam I will not be mocked.

34:55 Hey, David, you went to Yale?

34:56 Caller I certainly did, sir.

34:58 Impressive, I'm impressed.

35:00 Caller Now let's get back to your scrotal...

35:02 Adam It's an affirmative action thing.

35:03 David Alan Grier He got a 755 on his SATs.

35:06 Caller How dare you?

35:07 Caller They needed one black guy.

35:08 Caller My SATs were published in People Magazine, dude.

35:11 Adam Really? What'd you get?

35:12 Caller My results, I don't like to brag. I'm all right, I did all right.

35:14 I think Drew's one of the most sane, rational voices on the radio or in the media.

35:18 Caller He's supposed to. That's his job. This guy doesn't have a problem. Go to the next caller.

35:22 Adam All right, what is your problem? You tore your frenulon from your pews.

35:27 Yeah, I tore that and I didn't seek medical attention because I thought the cut was too small to cause any significant long-term damage.

35:35 Drew There's nothing medical attention really could have done anyway.

35:38 Oh, great. See, I was really, you know, but it left this little white scar.

35:42 Drew Yes, that's right. It's called a scar.

35:44 What I was thinking that, you know, long-term, would I have any erectile dysfunction?

35:48 Drew No, no, no.

35:49 Caller Yeah, you'll have some erectile dysfunction. No, I'm not.

36:04 Adam No, you're not. No, you're not. Because you know what? Here's the thing. He's got that life with Bonnie now and he's big time. He's living with Bonnie. Dana?

36:12 Caller Yes.

36:13 Adam You're 20? Dana?

36:15 Caller Why are you shutting me out? I want to see this screen. Dana, how are you?

36:18 Caller How are you?

36:19 Adam I'm from Minnesota.

36:20 Caller What's going on? What's crack-a-lacking, mama?

36:22 Caller I was just wondering, how much pot is too much pot?

36:28 Adam How much do you smoke?

36:29 Caller Well, it's actually not me.

36:31 Caller It's my brother.

36:31 Caller I live with him. He usually, he smokes sometimes in the morning before he goes to work.

36:38 Caller And he usually smokes at night and then sometimes he'll come home on his break at work.

36:41 Drew Is this Dana or Dana?

36:43 Caller Dana.

36:44 Drew Okay, Dana. He is marijuana addicted. He will not be able to start up.

36:47 Adam No, he only smokes before he goes to work and then during his lunch break.

36:50 Caller It's a psychological addiction, Dr. Drew.

36:53 Drew There is no psychological addiction to pot. It is a physical addiction.

36:56 Caller Really?

36:56 Drew It is one of the more common addictions we treat now. It represents about 20% of admissions to pot.

37:01 Caller No, I'm physically addicted because I keep on hearing that. It's just psychological and you can't relate to it.

37:08 Drew And, Dana, 20% of the patients, I admit, have marijuana addiction. He can either stop. Here is a very simple test in addiction. You can either stop and stay stopped or you cannot. And if you cannot, we know a ton about the biology that's operating that makes it so that you cannot.

37:24 Adam At least 15 minutes you have to stop. 15 to 20 minutes.

37:28 Drew He has to stop for a year.

37:30 Adam Oh, a year, please. How old is this guy?

37:33 He's 24.

37:34 Adam 24. And what are you worried about your brother for? Are you worried about yourself?

37:37 Well, I live with him and I love him. He's my brother.

37:41 Adam The other thing, Dan, if he's token out before he goes to work, he's got a prom.

37:45 Drew The other thing is that...

37:45 Caller I did that for a while.

37:47 Drew These guys, we'll talk afterwards. These guys that smoke regularly, when they stop, will also have severe depressions.

37:51 Caller I have a friend who's quit and I talked to her and she looked like she was going to kill herself.

37:56 Drew Well, there's a high incidence of suicide in that period, so they should be watched during that interval.

38:01 David Alan Grier I told her, I said, I want to watch you, but she didn't take to my account.

38:04 Drew But then you wouldn't let her look at you.

38:08 David Alan Grier No, I didn't.

38:10 Caller I don't date the potheads. That's a long night.

38:12 Adam If you did sleep with her, probably would have sounded like... What would it sound like?

38:16 Caller No, I'm not going to tap into that. Now, come on.

38:19 Adam Drew, stop talking about something else over there.

38:21 Caller Hey, listen, I had a friend of mine who had these flaps on her Twinkie and she got them cut off. I begged her not to do it.

38:27 Adam Really?

38:27 Caller Yeah, she said it was unattractive.

38:29 Drew I'm probably this guy.

38:30 David Alan Grier No, a woman.

38:32 Caller This is a woman. And I said, has any man ever stopped you and said, I can't sleep with you. Those flaps are driving me crazy. Of course not.

38:40 Adam No, no.

38:40 Caller Her and her girlfriends are going, that's ugly.

38:44 Drew Getting cut off. The same thing with the penis.

38:45 Adam She had a labia reduction.

38:47 Caller Yeah. And I said, that's a fetish.

38:50 Adam Did she didn't throw out the extra labia, did she?

38:53 Caller I tried to scoop. No, I begged her not to do that, but she did it anyway.

38:59 Adam All right, Drew, don't start talking about a book that no one knows David's looking at.

39:03 Caller I want to find a woman with an enlarged penis.

39:08 Adam I'm taking a break.

39:09 Caller The baby box.

39:11 Adam Drew, put the book down.

39:13 Caller No, you don't.

39:15 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

39:35 Caller I want to see the screen.

39:36 Caller Rule number two.

39:37 Caller You got to get me involved. Oh, yeah, you want to be.

39:41 Caller I don't want to be.

39:41 Drew Yeah, you need to be more involved.

39:43 Caller Stop it. You know, I get letters. I have a website.

39:45 Caller All right, let's go to.

39:49 Drew I like that life with Bonnie Show. I really, really. Yeah, I really do.

39:53 Caller I do, too. Yes, Bonnie is one of my very good friends.

39:55 Adam People don't believe she seems so bitchy.

39:57 Drew No, she's really super nice. I almost don't trust how nice she is.

40:01 Caller You don't trust her. Oh, you didn't. Where did you hear horrible things?

40:05 Adam I don't know. She was going to do Kimmel.

40:07 Caller I don't know, but she was on Kimmel. I was on there with her. She loves Jimmy Kimmel.

40:12 Caller She hired his brother.

40:13 Adam Thinks her crap doesn't stink.

40:15 Caller She hired his no count brother and nobody'd hire him. But Jimmy, we hired him.

40:19 Adam All right.

40:19 Caller Come on.

40:20 Drew She seems really talented, really nice.

40:22 Caller She is, she's wonderful.

40:23 Drew And she gives her friend a big role.

40:27 Caller Well, that was demanded. I had Al Sharpton in there the whole time. Of course.

40:31 David Alan Grier We will burn this studio down.

40:34 Caller Why can't David live in your house?

40:36 Adam What do you think about Al? What if he is the president? How's it gonna work?

40:39 David Alan Grier No, he won't.

40:40 Caller I got two words, Tijuana Brawley, please. You know what? Listen, Al Sharpton, I'm speaking for all black people in the world.

40:47 David Alan Grier We can do better than that, please.

40:49 Adam Seems like you could.

40:50 Caller He's a squeaky wheel though. This is America, man. He went from lying about Tijuana Brawley, that whole hoax of a case. Now he's a serious politician. Who does he think he is, Bush?

41:01 Adam Yeah, I don't know. The Tijuana Brawley case is out in New York where the woman claimed that she was abused by, I don't know, white police officers and all this. And they're all sort of like self-inflicted wounds and it turned out that she just did this to herself. And I don't think Sharpton ever really issued an apology.

41:18 Caller No, but he knew. They knew all the time.

41:19 Adam Oh, you think he knew all the time?

41:21 Caller Oh, it's a fact. Yeah, it's a fact. I went to a benefit the other night. Hillary Clinton spoke.

41:26 Caller I hate Hillary Clinton.

41:27 Caller I cannot abide her.

41:28 Adam She doesn't seem like a human being to me.

41:30 Caller She'll never be president.

41:31 Adam She just seems like a sort of soulless being, like a soulless android who has the intelligence like a robot would, but none of it. I just think she's completely full of crap. Everything comes out.

41:44 Caller Well, I mean, she may be smart and all that stuff, but all I know is like after hearing her yap for an hour, I immediately stuck my big boy in a fat girl's binkle.

41:53 Adam Really?

41:54 Caller Oh yeah.

41:54 Adam What did that sound like?

41:59 David Alan Grier That's the best I could come up with.

42:03 Caller No, I can't.

42:04 Adam I mean verbally when you guys make love.

42:09 Caller That's just what the genitals sound like.

42:13 Adam Don't look at me. Don't you... Oh!

42:20 Caller Never, never, never, ever in all my years. I never said that. I never said that. There's an eight second delay, right?

42:26 Drew Didn't you guys know that went out?

42:27 Caller That's the third time now, that no, it's not.

42:30 Caller It's the second time. You liars.

42:32 Drew You said it during one of the other shows. Yeah, you heard that.

42:35 Caller You heard that.

42:36 Drew Yeah. You open each little session with I can't don't look at me. You effort.

42:40 Caller Don't look at it. Let's go to where the names Clare out line four.

42:46 Adam Am I talking too loud, Dave?

42:47 Caller Let's what?

42:48 Adam Seriously, without the F word, what would it sound like?

42:52 Caller Man, you see that my week you're with you have it on tape.

42:55 Adam You're with a no, I will not be controlled. And you're coming up from behind.

43:02 Caller Oh, well, first of all, there's a prequel.

43:07 Caller Here we go.

43:16 David Alan Grier Hey, come on, let's go.

43:17 David Alan Grier Line four, Clara.

43:19 Caller No, I'm not going to be here to say, but no, you're not here to do that.

43:23 Caller You know what? I read Dr. Drew's book cover to cover.

43:26 Drew I know.

43:26 Caller So what's going on, Bray?

43:28 Drew And they say a very nice e-mail thing.

43:30 Caller Congratulations. What's going on?

43:33 Caller Hello?

43:34 Caller Yeah, Clara, what's going on?

43:36 Caller I just want to say it's really an honor to be talking to you guys. I had two questions tonight. The first one was last week, I went to like a school sponsored party. And got pretty drunk. And one of the professors was there and he was pretty drunk too. And he ended up driving me home. And we, we had sex. Really? Yeah.

44:03 Adam What is she? 19?

44:04 Caller Yeah, she's 19.

44:06 Adam Now how old was this professor?

44:09 Caller I don't know how he's in his late thirties or early forties.

44:11 Drew He's not, he's not like an assistant or a graduate student. He's actually a full professor there.

44:15 Caller Yeah.

44:16 Drew You need to report this guy.

44:17 Adam Really?

44:18 Drew He's completely inappropriate.

44:19 Adam Yeah, she says.

44:20 Drew That's why there are rules about this.

44:22 Caller Well, can you just, the problem is, go ahead, baby, make your point.

44:26 Caller He's not my teacher anymore. He used to be my teacher and back then I really liked him too. And I, I really have feelings for him.

44:33 Drew I'm sure you do.

44:35 Caller Let her talk.

44:35 Drew Yeah, but she clearly got boundary problems.

44:37 Caller Well, the boundary problems you have is you keep flapping your lips and you don't let the girl talk. Go ahead, Claire, go ahead.

44:42 Adam You go, boy.

44:44 Caller Well, I, I don't want to report it because I really, I really have feelings for him. I really like him and I actually want it to happen.

44:51 Adam Right. And now do you, does he have any feelings for you?

44:56 Caller I don't know. It's, it's kind of awkward because we were drunk.

45:00 Drew That's bogus to me. All of a sudden it just goes bogus.

45:03 Adam Really?

45:04 Caller Yeah. I mean, what's bogus?

45:07 Caller Wouldn't this, wouldn't this be a better?

45:09 Adam Yeah.

45:10 Caller Claire, we believe you do. Go ahead.

45:11 Adam Go ahead. All right, listen, let me ask you this.

45:15 Caller I think he does. I think he does have feelings for me, too, because there's, you know.

45:19 Adam It's starting to sound like bad acting.

45:22 Caller Listen, are we going to the next call? Are we going to talk to this woman? We're going to take a break. Claire, I believe you, honey. And if the stink ball puts this member in you again, you say no means no.

45:35 Caller Wait, I just have a second question.

45:37 Caller Yeah?

45:39 Caller What happens if you put a Mason jar in your video?

45:45 Adam Claire, you're a horrible actress.

45:47 Caller I know. Well, it was when she had me at first, and she was like, I kind of...

45:53 Drew No, because when I started going down the path that would normally resonate with someone who'd been through this, she got like, nothing.

46:00 Caller No, a little Mr. Professional here.

46:02 Adam Yes, Dr. Drew. Okay, see what happens when you take the rainstack?

46:04 Drew And you didn't dispatch with her the way I wanted to. Why? You were criticizing us for not dispatching with the bogus calls.

46:09 Adam That was a bogus call, and Drew smelt it out. And I didn't smell it until about 10 seconds later.

46:14 Caller Now, here's where we need to go to the next call.

46:17 Adam No, here's where we need to go to the bathroom. We need to go to the bathroom.

46:19 Caller I just got here, what's going on?

46:20 Adam We're going to the bathroom.

46:21 Drew Get another snicker bar.

46:22 Adam You know what happens when you do want to go to the bathroom? I'm gonna say, good long look in the mirror. A good long look in the mirror.

46:28 Caller Ah, shut your pie hole. We'll be back.

46:36 Caller So get your problems ready.

46:58 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew.

46:59 David Alan Grier And I'm David Alan Grier, here to heal some babies.

47:02 Caller Let's take away a bottle.

47:04 Adam That's my main man, David Alan Grier, from Life with Bonnie, Friday nights.

47:10 Caller Our lap dance is still legal in LA?

47:13 Adam I don't know if they got that six foot.

47:16 Caller No, no, no, they made a deal. So that because they were gonna take it to a referendum, my strip club gods, and they kept it real. Dr. Drew, you ever go to the strip clubs, do you?

47:26 Caller No.

47:27 Caller Does your honey bunny at home ever give you a little strippers thing there?

47:30 Caller No.

47:30 Caller She doesn't?

47:31 Adam I'll tell you something about Drew, as I told you off the air. He doesn't go to the strip clubs, not because he doesn't like the ladies, it's because he likes the ladies too much.

47:41 David Alan Grier Wow.

47:42 Adam He's a man of such exquisite passion, really he doesn't think he could hold his passion in.

47:48 David Alan Grier While the ladies were dancing.

47:49 Caller He's the one that when they bring up the house lights, he's going, hey, hey, why'd you stop dancing? Hey, destiny, why'd you stop dancing?

47:56 Adam Yeah.

47:56 Caller No, why'd you stop dancing?

47:59 David Alan Grier I want my lap dance now.

48:03 Adam He's a passionate man and it's a switch. And once that switch is turned on, it needs to be taken, seen through to fruition. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. There'll be no limping back to the hotel room and beating himself off. No, no, no. He's finishes in the club. That's, that, yeah, he finishes in the club.

48:21 David Alan Grier Oh boy.

48:22 Adam Yeah, that's his policy, so he, you know, he knows if he, once he opens, he's like a junkie. Once he steps across that threshold, once he smells that sweet, powdery perfume and hears those little four ounce bottles of champagne pop and it's game over.

48:37 David Alan Grier It always ends with, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want my lamp, don't look at me.

48:58 David Alan Grier It's last call, we got to leave the club.

49:03 Adam I was at a strip club with DAG in Vegas once, and his stripper told, what did your stripper tell you? What did she confide in you?

49:12 Caller She had been stabbed 17 times. I swear to you, she was stabbed 17 times. She was a Playboy centerfold circa 1979, and she had twin 13-year-old girls.

49:23 Drew Yeah, good times.

49:25 Caller Yeah, everyone else was having fun, and I'm just sitting there like, please get off of me. And her boobies felt like elbows.

49:31 Drew Elbows?

49:32 Caller They were hard and just bang, bang, bang.

49:34 Adam That was horrifying. That was me. That was me.

49:37 Caller Oh my God.

49:38 Adam You should have never closed your eyes.

49:39 Caller Everyone else. And Adam told me, don't go in the champagne room. They went in there and mugged me.

49:44 Adam Oh my God.

49:45 Oh yeah, her new friend.

49:46 Caller They gave me a booby beading.

49:48 Adam That's the other thing you couldn't do. I don't go into those private rooms because you don't get out of there for under $1,500. Oh yeah. And it's one of those rack up things you don't even know about. It's like, who wants some Jager shots? Anyone want a Jager shot?

50:03 Caller Or the songs, the songs go, that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh. I'm like, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. That's like four songs in three seconds.

50:14 Adam Yeah, it's really, the music plays about as long as it plays during the Grammys, when they're showing the person a composer.

50:23 Drew During Academy Awards, when people are walking down to get their awards.

50:26 Caller But then there's those special nights, there's those special nights. This really helped, this happened when I was in Palm Beach and we were in the champagne room, I was feeling a little randy. So I did a show, I took one of the guys from the club, I said, look, it's on me, I didn't want to go by myself. I said, you know, we're rolling out. So we went to some strip club, they put us in like the champagne room, which by the way, was like a basement rec room of your best friend Scotty's. Okay, cause they had a big farted out, bark lounger. Yep, yep. But it was broken. Everything was painted black and was peeling off and all the strippers would pop, pop, pop. They would file through this room to go to the office or this one private bathroom or something. Anyway, the door was like, kablam, kablam! It was opening and closing. And so we're in there and these chicks, we're with these chicks, you know, and finally this new chick comes in and then she starts giving me a lap dance. And so she's like working me out. And then all of a sudden I said, you have to stop.

51:21 David Alan Grier I said, stop.

51:22 Caller Why?

51:22 David Alan Grier I said, why?

51:24 David Alan Grier And she goes, I swore.

51:25 Caller And I went, because I hate you. That's all I had to say.

51:28 David Alan Grier Really?

51:29 David Alan Grier She said, what?

51:30 Caller Nobody, nobody ever said that to me. I'm like, you have to stop. Here's your money. Get off me. I can't do this anymore. I'm having feelings. And I was at, we spent the week together. Really?

51:42 David Alan Grier Good angle. What?

51:43 Caller Good angle. Because nobody ever said, stop. I hate you.

51:47 David Alan Grier Get off me.

51:48 Adam Right.

51:48 David Alan Grier Yeah. From then on.

51:50 David Alan Grier Oh, man, it was great.

51:51 Adam See, this is my theory. You got to give. You got to call a fat woman beautiful. You got to call a thin woman smart. You see what I'm saying? You got to give a song.

51:59 Caller You got to know when to hold them.

52:01 Adam That's right.

52:02 Caller Know when to fold them. Speaking of singing. Know when to heal some babies.

52:06 Adam Right.

52:07 Caller We're going to play a little.

52:09 Adam We're going to play some. We're going to take a call. Then we're going to play some Germany or Florida. And we're going to need a new theme song. So don't do it yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet.

52:18 Drew You scare me tonight. Karen.

52:20 Adam Now he's fine. I am. He's fine.

52:22 Drew Karen.

52:24 Adam Get some for me. You're twenty four.

52:26 Caller I'm twenty four. And you need to come to Sacramento, man. I own my own stripping company. What are you doing in Vegas?

52:31 Caller Let me tell you something. Sacramento is banging. It has some beautiful women, but your strip clubs. You need to get you some VIP rooms.

52:38 Caller No, we don't have a club. We have a private adult entertainment business. We come to you.

52:42 Adam How does that work?

52:43 Caller How do we do bachelor parties, bachelor parties, divorce parties, that kind of thing.

52:48 Drew Divorce parties.

52:49 Adam And what is it?

52:50 Drew I feel like some sort of like naive child tonight.

52:53 Adam Is it an unspoken thing that a guy could get a little hand action or something like that for a few hundred bucks?

53:00 Caller I mean, you can go to Nevada for that. That's illegal in California. No.

53:04 Drew The answer is yes.

53:05 Adam You got to have a couple of gals on the roster who could really help out a BC celebrity like DAG over here. If we waved around just a couple of Benjamins, yes?

53:15 Caller Honestly, if they do that, that's on their head.

53:18 Caller We don't talk about it.

53:20 Caller We don't.

53:21 Caller First of all, my real name is Denise.

53:23 David Alan Grier It's not Lexus. And I've never done this before.

53:27 Caller What I don't know, don't kill me.

53:29 Adam So what's up there?

53:30 Caller I have a question. I'm an overweight girl. I'm really cute though. I have a great personality. Blah, blah, blah to my own horn.

53:38 Adam Listen, better not be a bitch if you're two sixty.

53:41 Caller No, no, no, no. Do I sound like a bitch?

53:43 Adam No, you sound great. I'm just saying you can't be mean at two sixty.

53:47 Caller No, no, no. I know how to throw my weight around though if I need to. All right. Come on now.

53:53 Adam What's up?

53:54 Caller I have this guy. We're not dating or anything, but every time that we have sex, he like tells me how hot my roommate is. Now, my roommate is a dancer for the company. She's a co-owner, too, so he bounces for her sometime. We'll be sitting here having sex and he's like, oh, care is so hot. I'm like, well, what the hell? You want me to put a paper bag over my head and stick a picture of her on it? What? Trouble. So I'm wondering if to a guy, it's a hole-to-hole, like they don't care.

54:20 Drew Well, they care, yes.

54:22 Adam We care. Otherwise, the same premium would be on Claudia Schiffer as it is on Margaret Cho. You see what I'm saying?

54:30 Caller But do you know what I mean, like that's what he makes me feel like, like, oh, hole-to-hole, whatever.

54:33 Caller Yeah, but you need to tell him that.

54:36 Drew He's a bad guy.

54:36 Caller Yeah.

54:37 Caller Yeah.

54:37 Caller And there's...

54:39 Adam He's not a great guy. But by the way, I'd like to see how this business is run. You working out of an apartment with your stripper roommate.

54:47 Caller All right, let me do it.

54:48 David Alan Grier Let me...

54:48 Caller Let's do a little role-playing. What's your name?

54:50 Caller My name is Karen.

54:51 Caller Ring, ring, ring.

54:52 David Alan Grier Hello.

54:52 Caller May I speak to Karen, please?

54:54 Caller Thank you for calling Paradise Productions. How can I...

54:56 Drew Hey.

54:57 Caller Yeah, my name is Dion and look here, I just...

55:00 Caller My woman left me and I'm feeling bad.

55:02 Caller I want to feel better. Can I get about two or three hundreds over here? Yeah, two or three.

55:07 Caller Do you want a toy show or do you want just a girl on girl or girl on what toy?

55:12 Caller Here's what I'd like to do.

55:13 Caller I'd like to do a girl on girl, put the toys on deck, right? You got anything else you can offer me besides just the toys and a girl on girl?

55:21 Caller No.

55:22 Caller Speak up, please.

55:23 David Alan Grier All right.

55:24 Caller No, I'm just saying. Do you have anything else? Do you have any special talented girls, you know, with special talents, anything they can do?

55:32 Caller Well, they do play games for you. They do the Sissy Pop game or the banana game.

55:36 Caller Okay.

55:36 Adam How's that called, the banana game?

55:38 Caller Well, the banana game is where you, this gets pretty crude. You stick a banana in...

55:43 Caller Watch it, watch it...

55:44 Caller .inside and you peel it down and then you tell the guy to suck your dick and then they have to go down on the banana when it's inside.

55:53 Caller And there's only one thing you say after a woman does that to you, Adam, will you marry me?

55:58 Caller You know what is so funny about it though, is that guys will do it in front of all their friends and the guys are like, oh dude, we're telling everybody, I don't care, it's okay. Guys will do anything when they're drunk.

56:10 Adam Yeah, yes they will.

56:12 Caller Oh yeah, no, they'll take a tussy pop, you know, she does the tussy pop thing, yeah, and so whatever. They'll all lick off of it.

56:17 Adam Yeah, now that...

56:18 Caller I've seen that, I've seen that, I was in a bar when I was like 19, these guys lined up in a line, cheering each other on and one after another, you know, went down on this chick.

56:29 Adam Yeah, I've seen the...

56:31 Caller It was crazy, it was like an initiation or something.

56:34 Drew I really feel like I've landed on Mars tonight.

56:36 Caller No, this is when I was 19 in New York City, it was like, these guys were like steel workers from Jersey. From Jersey, they lined up, I'm sitting there at the bar and they lined up, like they were cheering each other on, like high-fiving, like it was like a fraternity. Oh, absolutely.

56:50 Caller Or whip cream up the butt, they'll all look it out.

56:52 Caller Well, who hasn't done that?

56:53 Adam Well, uh-uh. Wait a minute. Oh boy.

56:57 Caller Cut off the next caller.

56:58 Adam All right, so listen, you're a big gal, you got a guy who's banging you.

57:03 Drew He's an idiot.

57:04 Adam He's an idiot. He's talking about your roommate.

57:06 Caller Yeah.

57:07 Adam Maybe this ain't the guy for you.

57:09 Caller Well, no, and I know that. And the thing that really bothers me, though, is that I've only had three sexual partners because I'm so picky.

57:15 Drew It's not, you know. What about the losing the weight thing? Like, we just had a friend, remember, Kathy's friend had the gastric bypass. Yeah. She was in that weight and she's now like 130.

57:23 Caller And you know what? It's actually really funny is my mom is the Northern California representative for bypass. She was on 20-20 and everything, and she pressures me so much to get it. I think it kind of, it would be doing it for her, not for me.

57:34 Caller What was your mom overweight, too?

57:36 Caller Oh, my mom was like 430, and now she weighs 108, and she weighs like 5'6, and yeah.

57:42 Drew I mean, it really is amazing, but some people, that is your genetic hand, you can inherit it from your mom, but some people need a medical intervention to correct them.

57:49 Adam And listen, all you retards, this is one of those chick things, it's a chicken-gay thing where they go, I wasn't going to do it until I was going to do it for me. Other people wanted me to do it, friends and loved ones, I wasn't going to do it. When it was time to do it for myself, then that's what, what the hell are you?

58:05 Caller When Adam told Adam to do it for Adam.

58:08 Adam Just shut up and go do it. If your mom tells you to do it, then do it. Your mom used to weigh as much as a RV, now she's affable.

58:16 Caller She goes, she only had three sexual partners because she's picky.

58:20 Adam No, no, because, because.

58:21 Caller It's 260 pounds.

58:22 Drew What she's picking amongst.

58:24 Caller Exactly.

58:25 Drew She should be.

58:26 Adam Yeah, yeah. Super skinny black guys. That's the only guy so obsessed with. It's always funny.

58:38 David Alan Grier Let me talk to my lady.

58:40 Caller Candy.

58:42 Adam It's always great when the.

58:46 Caller My milkshake.

58:46 Adam It's always great when the black guys got to build like Tommy Hearns did when he was 19. Just all elbows, knees, no ass, 63.

58:58 Caller Did he show up at the white girl store at the right before closing time? We only got two models left. Trixie and Candy.

59:05 Caller They're both big ones.

59:07 Drew Let's play Germany or Florida.

59:10 David Alan Grier I got Florida. Here we go.

59:26 Caller Hey, Germany or Florida?

59:32 David Alan Grier Let's find out. Right on.

59:40 David Alan Grier Wow.

59:44 Adam Didn't put that kind of story in the stream.

59:48 Caller I kind of liked her, but you know, she's OK. She's no Lauren Neero.

59:52 Adam No, and she ain't no DAG. I'll tell you that right now.

59:56 Caller The fairy talk is getting kind of tired and she's a little older, but she still comes, you know, comes with it like, yeah, you have spirits in me.

1:00:03 Caller I don't know if we can ever use that one, though, because it takes an entire segment almost. We'll talk over it. Don't worry.

1:00:16 David Alan Grier This is Germany or Florida. Germany or Florida.

1:00:29 Caller That's the one.

1:00:31 Caller That's the one.

1:00:31 Adam That's the keeper. All right. Go ahead, Gavin.

1:00:42 Germany. Drew, you are a passionate, passionate man. And, uh, DAG, you are by all, by the all-time greatest loveline guest of all time. Adam, you don't hear enough. You're a genius. Wow.

1:00:57 Caller Thank you.

1:00:58 Anyways, um, a 24-year-old construction worker tied himself to a piece of scaffolding for safety while working on the fourth, the fourth floor of the county jail annex. Forgetting he was attached to the metal, he tossed it to the ground and was carried along for the ride. He landed on a scaffolding which pierced both his legs. He was treated for his injuries at a medical center nearby, and hopefully counseled on the use of his most important safety tool, his brain.

1:01:19 Caller Florida.

1:01:20 Drew What exactly happened?

1:01:21 Adam It feels like Florida to me. A construction accident. In Germany, they're more precise. They're smarter, they're better engineers. It feels like Florida.

1:01:31 Drew They don't have construction workers, they have machines do that kind of thing.

1:01:33 Adam Florida. Drew?

1:01:35 Drew Florida.

1:01:36 Caller Yes, Florida you guys are right.

1:01:39 Adam That's how you play Germany or Florida everybody.

1:01:49 Drew It's like Kathel Merman. About 950.

1:01:53 Caller Hey, what's she doing over there?

1:01:54 Adam Let's help the babies.

1:01:56 Drew Doing a radio show for the Virgin Islands.

1:01:59 Adam Oh, there's somebody in the studio.

1:02:01 David Alan Grier Let's heal some babies!

1:02:04 Adam Sarah?

1:02:05 Caller Yes?

1:02:06 Caller What's up Sarah? What's going on baby?

1:02:10 Caller About a month ago I was with my boyfriend and he was digitally penetrating me. And like it started to hurt.

1:02:16 Adam Hold on a second. DAG, that's finger blasting. You didn't know? Digital Penetration?

1:02:25 Drew Why digital? Digital is a more modern way of doing it.

1:02:29 Adam That's what you used to call finger blasting.

1:02:31 Caller He was digitally penetrating me!

1:02:33 Caller Alright, whatever.

1:02:35 Caller I'm sick of her already.

1:02:37 Drew Well, no, I think you'll find there's a reason she's talking about that.

1:02:40 Caller Let's get with it.

1:02:41 Caller Anyways, it started to... And so he stopped. And then I fainted.

1:02:49 Adam You fainted?

1:02:51 Caller It's called the Little Death.

1:02:53 Adam Right, Dr. Drew?

1:02:54 David Alan Grier The Petit Maud.

1:02:56 Adam Alright. Now, Drew, go ahead and ask your question. She's got that baby voice.

1:03:01 Drew The fact that you put so much drama into this experience suggests that it's traumatizing to you.

1:03:07 Adam Or that he was wearing a Super Bowl ring.

1:03:10 Caller Whatever. But isn't this a phenomenon? The Little Death. Some women faint when they... Did you have an orgasm and then faint or what?

1:03:16 Caller No.

1:03:18 Drew This is really more dissociation, I suspect. Were you sexually abused growing up?

1:03:23 Caller Not that I know of.

1:03:24 Drew Were you physically abused?

1:03:24 Caller I'm sorry, I thought you were talking to me.

1:03:27 Caller I'm sorry.

1:03:28 David Alan Grier No.

1:03:29 Drew So why have you ever had sex before?

1:03:32 David Alan Grier No, I have not.

1:03:33 Drew Was this the first time a guy has ever done anything like this to you? Was it anxiety? Were you anxious when this was happening?

1:03:44 Caller But usually with him I'm just really comfortable.

1:03:47 Adam Yeah. Why do you think you fainted? Were you hyperventilating?

1:03:51 Caller No.

1:03:52 Caller Well, were you dehydrated? Had you done drugs? Were you overworked? What happened that day?

1:03:57 Caller We were just laying around.

1:03:59 Drew Well, it's a vasovagal reaction when their heart slows and they react.

1:04:03 Caller I know. I'm a doctor.

1:04:04 Drew It's like swooning. And the fact that she describes it in these, you know, sort of weird turns digitally penetrating me. So it was some sort of...

1:04:11 Adam Well, then, when I went to military maneuver, when she came to, he was cornholing. Of course. He stepped it up a little bit.

1:04:18 Caller Is that true? It's not digital or analog, Mr. To be fair to him.

1:04:23 Drew That's analog.

1:04:26 Caller Stop the tape! Dr. Drew is dropping some jokes in here.

1:04:29 David Alan Grier That's analog.

1:04:31 Caller Let's give a Def Jam welcome to Dr. Drew!

1:04:38 Caller Yo, dawg, what were you doing to her?

1:04:41 Caller What were you doing to her, Drew Dawg? What'd you say?

1:04:43 David Alan Grier Tell the people what you was doing.

1:04:45 Drew Analog.

1:04:49 David Alan Grier Oh, snap!

1:04:53 Adam See how much better time the blacks have than us, Drew?

1:04:55 Caller Oh, that's beautiful. Well, look, I don't know what's going on with Honey Bill.

1:04:59 Drew Yeah, Sarah, why is it so much energy? Why are you so anxious? Why all this drama around this?

1:05:09 Adam She doesn't know, and we don't care, so let's keep moving. You know, when she came to, he was cornholing, though. He's like, oh, baby, I thought you died.

1:05:18 Caller I'm trying to revive you with my Jimmy!

1:05:24 Adam Michael? Yeah. You're 23? That's a little payback from the Belchin and Fartner.

1:05:38 Caller Most of you got on Dr. Drew.

1:05:44 Drew Keep talking. Get the funk!

1:05:47 Adam Nah, it's nothing.

1:05:47 Caller I'll beat you, my friend. I'll raise it up a notch.

1:05:50 Adam One foot up. I don't want to start that with you, DAG.

1:05:57 Drew I'll defend you, bro.

1:05:58 Caller Alright, what's going on, man?

1:06:02 Adam, Drew, David. Love everything you guys do. Loveline, thank you guys for helping a lot of people out. That's great. I've been listening to your show a long time. I finally need your advice. I got an old friend I just started talking to again recently. I used to be really close to her. She just now told me today that for the past couple of weeks, she's been doing some smoking crack cocaine pretty heavy. She knows I used to do it. I got off of it clean without any rehab or anything. It seems to me like she's calling me, trying to ask me for help. I want to know how can I help her out? What can I say to her without sounding condescending, without sounding like I'm preaching to her? How can I get her some help? How can I let her know?

1:06:49 Drew You take her to treatment. You take her somewhere where they can help her. You can't do anything with this. Crack cocaine is a potentially deadly addiction. You shouldn't be screwing around with it. You just take her to somebody who can treat her.

1:06:59 Adam David's black. David, what about crack cocaine? How does it work?

1:07:03 David Alan Grier I don't know.

1:07:04 Caller I've never done crack.

1:07:05 David Alan Grier Really?

1:07:06 Adam Really? Wow.

1:07:08 Caller No, my very racist friend. I haven't.

1:07:09 David Alan Grier But the problem is...

1:07:11 Caller I got a question.

1:07:12 Adam Yeah.

1:07:12 Caller Dude, did you... Are you involved with this chick or she just a friend?

1:07:15 I used to be involved with her and I haven't spoken to her for a long time, but she just recently started calling me since she started doing this.

1:07:24 Adam Well, she's asking you for help.

1:07:26 Caller Take her to help.

1:07:28 Drew You can start with a CA meeting. Take her to a CA meeting. Meet with people who know where the good treatment resources in your community.

1:07:35 Adam Hey, Drew, nobody just sort of it's not a phase smoking crack.

1:07:40 Caller I mean, don't get into it for a few weeks and then move on.

1:07:42 Drew No, you can wax and wane. You can get worse and get better and get worse, get better spontaneously, but it progresses.

1:07:47 Caller Has usage gone down, though?

1:07:49 Drew I see a lot of it.

1:07:50 Caller Really?

1:07:50 Caller I mean, did it peak and all that kind of stuff?

1:07:54 Adam Well, it went down when Bobby and Whitney left the country, went to Israel for a couple of weeks. It dropped. It almost bottomed out for a few weeks there.

1:08:04 Drew Speaking of another story in the press that's being misrepresented. The guy smacks her around and then it's like, well, we just love, we have aggressive love. We fight for our love. We fight for our love.

1:08:13 Caller Well, who doesn't understand that, Dr. Drew?

1:08:15 Caller What's your point? What is your point?

1:08:17 Adam He's a passionate man.

1:08:20 Caller But does crack cause like schizophrenia or like?

1:08:23 Drew Psychosis. Yeah.

1:08:24 Caller Where you see like those guys.

1:08:26 Drew Tom Marlowe is a great description of his psychosis. But first of all, the first thing that every single cocaine, smoking cocaine user gets is a preoccupation with uniformed officers outside of the building where they are. They believe they're out there. That's crazy.

1:08:38 Caller But I mean like when you see them from afar.

1:08:40 Drew Then they start freaking out about their body and picking at things. Tom actually was pulling the conjunctive off his eye and was trying to cut it. The lining of your eyeball. He was pulling the white part, pulling it off, trying to cut it, thought it shouldn't be there.

1:08:54 Adam He scraped all the sense of humor out of his brain. Hey!

1:08:57 Caller Look out! That's Adam Krakatoli! He's gonna be here at the bunghole all the way through Sunday night.

1:09:03 Adam And Drew, what about, and I don't know if you've been following Bobby and Whitney, but they were like back in Israel being dipped in the Jordan River to be because they were black Muslim and they were Jewish.

1:09:15 Caller They were so different. And it was a Jewish heights or something.

1:09:18 Caller Jewish heights.

1:09:18 Caller It wasn't like it's not the nation of Israel is Islam is the county is like that the same thing kind of similar, but not really.

1:09:27 Adam They're like a neighbor or something. Yeah. I don't know what they were. But how come everyone just follows them? It's like, look what she's doing now. Isn't that great?

1:09:38 Caller And they're talking about the reviewers got to go, hey, hey, come on, come on now. No one ever.

1:09:44 Caller God bless them. You know, I've hung out with Bobby and with him. Yeah. They always seem to be madly in love and great kids.

1:09:50 Adam Well, let me say this. Let me say this.

1:09:52 Caller I'm not kidding.

1:09:53 Drew They have to be to put up with this. They're what's called enmeshed. They're in a chaotic enmeshed very targeted relationship.

1:09:58 Caller I look at them and I long for a relationship like that.

1:10:01 Drew That's the kind you would get into too, by the way, buddy.

1:10:03 Caller Yeah, the one you were in.

1:10:08 Caller I think she's picking at her little coke booger zits and stuff.

1:10:11 Drew The old girlfriend?

1:10:12 Caller Yeah. I haven't seen her. I've moved on.

1:10:14 Adam That's right.

1:10:15 Caller I'm breaking big a halt. Let's save some babies.

1:10:19 Adam All right. Let's move forward. Let me just say this before we move on. Bobby's had a run in with the law. Anyone can mess up one time. Let's, you know, let's turn the other cheek and move forward.

1:10:31 Caller You're so jaded, Dr. Drew.

1:10:34 Adam We'll take a quick break.

1:10:35 Caller Don't you get it? You're not getting it. He's not getting it.

1:10:37 Drew I'm not getting it.

1:10:38 Adam It's a black thing.

1:10:39 Caller He's not getting it.

1:10:40 Caller David Alan Grier.

1:10:40 Adam I know Ms. DAG and also my main man.

1:10:43 Caller Daggeroni, if you're nasty. Hey, ladies, if you're out there, call in. I want to hear about your problems, your life, your hopes, your dreams.

1:10:51 David Alan Grier Daggeroni all up in it.

1:10:52 Adam Daggeroni, San Francisco treats here tonight. We'll be right back. We'll get the show started now.

1:11:18 Caller I have a question for Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, what is normal sex? Isn't it what two adults agree to do to each other? Because I'm asking this because a lot of times, you know, when you're like anybody who deviates from the missionary position, you're like, oh, you have a serious problem.

1:11:33 Drew No, no, I don't. No, no, no.

1:11:34 Caller You have a very serious problem.

1:11:36 Drew I don't think, I don't like, I think words like normal miss the point. I think there's healthy things and healthy is being able to sort of be present in reality and not have a lot of distortions and stuff coming in there. Right, right. You don't need to do things because you're acting out stuff from there.

1:11:49 Caller Well, addressing like, see, well, Kathy Griffin says, you know, no girl would ever like want anal sex. Well, there's some girls that insist on it.

1:11:57 Drew In fact, like, have multiple orgasms.

1:11:58 Caller Exactly. I've been with those girls. It's quite exciting.

1:12:01 Adam Multiple penises in the rectum as well.

1:12:03 Caller That's true.

1:12:03 Caller You don't want to be a part of that.

1:12:05 Adam We've DAG and I've done that.

1:12:06 Caller Hey, how you doing?

1:12:07 Caller Oh, is that Adam?

1:12:08 David Alan Grier Hey, man. Scoot down. That's my bunion.

1:12:11 Adam Moisturizing.

1:12:13 Caller No, but you know what I'm saying? I mean, it's like I don't, you know, those are sometimes you run into those chicks.

1:12:20 Drew Oh, it's all good.

1:12:21 Caller I wish we were on TV because your physical body language is like, you know, you're so sick. I won't even know.

1:12:29 Drew No, no, no.

1:12:29 Caller No, no, no.

1:12:30 Caller It's not what I'm scared of you.

1:12:33 Adam Yeah. Right.

1:12:34 Caller Whatever. Let's just you know what, Adam? Let's heal some babies. All right.

1:12:37 Adam You ready?

1:12:38 Caller I just am so.

1:12:39 Adam Are you OK?

1:12:40 Drew I put myself out there for your crack crack crack crack book, you know, and I think you he's talking about himself there are some of those and why all the broads always the cute girl because the whole the whole can the whole the whole thing was an exploration of boundaries, a metaphor for boundaries and what people think.

1:12:58 Adam Yeah. Are you ready to move forward here, DAG? OK, sir. I'm sorry. Sorry that happened. Tyler.

1:13:06 Caller Yeah. Hey, how's it going?

1:13:08 Adam You're 18. What's up?

1:13:10 Caller Well, I just have this bad history this day and a lot of crazy girls like every single girl I've ever dated is just like completely crazy. At first I seen normal, then I find out later in a relationship they're just like completely insane.

1:13:24 Adam Welcome to DAG's world.

1:13:27 Caller We have DNA for the crazy girl.

1:13:30 Adam You're 18. This is what happened.

1:13:32 Drew What's your question?

1:13:34 Caller Well, it's just how can I get out of that? I can't even tell because it seems like they're normal, you know?

1:13:41 Drew Right. You're attracted to that.

1:13:43 Adam What are like five big red lights that should be going off like on the first date?

1:13:49 Caller If you ever hear this phrase repeatedly, you believe me, don't you?

1:13:53 Drew Yeah.

1:13:53 Caller That's one. Pass it down.

1:13:56 Adam Here's one. How do you feel about your dad? A, number one, B, number two, the stories that are like everyone is out to get them kind of thing.

1:14:07 Caller Absolutely.

1:14:08 Drew Everything happened because of what's out there.

1:14:09 Adam I had a roommate who just screwed, she totally screwed me over.

1:14:13 Caller Oh, you can distill that. You can distill that to this. They were jealous of me. That's always like, why did you get a black eye? Because everybody at work was so jealous because I'm so beautiful, they were jealous of me.

1:14:25 Adam Here's what it is. They'll start talking to you and first you're going, wow, man, that's, that's horrible that a roommate and for no reason would just attack you this way. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. And it's like, why would somebody and then then it starts bleeding into work that the boss has it in for her. The other people are jealous because she's and before you know it, everybody.

1:14:47 Caller He kissed me.

1:14:49 Adam Well, change that to change that to went down on and you get that ever happened ever has a girl ever kiss you and you're like, I was paralyzed.

1:14:58 Caller She just started to kiss me. I had to kiss her back.

1:15:01 Adam Had to stick my tongue in her mouth. What are you going to do? So how do you feel about your dad? Some past relationships too. If they had a string of real bad short ones, that's that's a bad scene.

1:15:13 Drew And by the way, you notice when people are aware that they look crazy, they'll answer very choppy, disconnected stories.

1:15:21 Adam Yes.

1:15:22 Drew Well, I can't really talk about that right now, but it was fine. Anyway, so they'll sort of distract and send you on to the direction.

1:15:29 Adam Yeah.

1:15:29 Caller And here's our DAG's 10 questions.

1:15:31 Adam Here's how you know they're completely f'ed up is the ones that don't make sense. Like the one that here's the story. It's like, I got fired for my job. Why? I don't know why. I do the work of five employees. I'm never late. I never steal. All I do is create and I get s-canned. It's like, and you think yourself, now you do the math. Why would you fire an employee that was never late and did the work of five other employees? And then they go, and you go, why? And they go, and they headed in for me. And then you realize, all right, that's it.

1:16:05 Caller I went out with a girl once and you know, bring her to my house and I'm like, asking her my ten questions, and one of them is like, have you ever been committed? Like everything was like, you know, do you have a...

1:16:14 Drew Do you take medicine?

1:16:15 Caller No, yeah. Are you currently under the care of a psychiatrist? Are you taking any psychotropic drugs?

1:16:21 Caller Whatever.

1:16:21 Caller I go, have you ever been committed? She goes, now, see, you know what happened? My friends, I wasn't even, I was like, to the door.

1:16:30 Adam Well, first, first, first some love.

1:16:32 Caller Yeah.

1:16:33 Adam First some rough trade love. What did that sound like? Dave, I want to get some son of a b***h. The fridge in here on my arm.

1:17:15 David Alan Grier Oh s***, don't pull away from me. Don't make me chase you. Come here.

1:17:21 David Alan Grier I love making in DAG's house.

1:17:23 Caller You know, I'm getting into this Japanese rope bondage. It's great.

1:17:28 David Alan Grier Beautiful.

1:17:29 Drew It's called DAG Spiraling Out of Control with Some Weird Fetish.

1:17:33 Caller Hey, Dr. Drew, I can't get this granny knot untied. This chick's turning blue.

1:17:38 Adam It's called the Spunk Shwank.

1:17:43 David Alan Grier I hate you.

1:17:44 Drew All right.

1:17:45 Adam Alisa.

1:17:46 Drew Alisa.

1:17:48 Adam Yeah. You're 23. We got another Germany or Florida coming up, Dave. Bring it on, baby.

1:17:52 Drew All right, Alisa, what's going on?

1:17:53 I'm not doing the German Florida thing, okay?

1:17:55 Drew Yeah, good.

1:17:55 Yes, you are. I just want to say that David Alan Grier, if they're possibly the biggest fan in the whole entire world, it could be me.

1:18:02 Drew You're 23.

1:18:03 Caller Where do you live?

1:18:04 I live in Oak Town, California.

1:18:06 Drew Are you from there?

1:18:07 Caller Write this down, write this down. All right, when we get off the air, you got to give Adam your phone number, I'll be contacting you shortly. I'm having a fan weekend. No, I'm having a fan weekend.

1:18:15 No, can I tell you that I know things by heart?

1:18:17 Adam Hold on, let me explain fan weekend. He beats off while somebody fans him.

1:18:22 Caller Adam, please. Describe yourself. Describe yourself.

1:18:25 Adam She's 23. She's a law student.

1:18:27 What up?

1:18:27 Adam Yeah. What do you look like?

1:18:29 Hey, I'm Tom, 6'1. Bring it on. What else do you want to know?

1:18:35 David Alan Grier Can you elaborate?

1:18:36 Adam You mentioned the weight.

1:18:37 David Alan Grier I'm Tom, 6'1, too.

1:18:39 You think that's bad?

1:18:40 Caller What's your weight? No, I'm just saying. Do you have long hair, short hair?

1:18:43 Drew I have at least 150 at 6'1.

1:18:47 Caller Why would you preoccupy yourself with weight?

1:18:49 Caller This young woman is happy because she likes me.

1:18:53 Caller Is that what you're saying?

1:18:54 Drew No, I'm saying at 6'1, you got to factor in how much somebody is.

1:18:56 Caller No, I love her already. She's a wonderful, spunky, bright girl.

1:19:01 David Alan Grier, can I give you a quick snippet and you tell me if you said it or not?

1:19:04 Caller All right, go baby, go.

1:19:05 Okay, I'm running a marathon.

1:19:07 Caller Yes.

1:19:07 It's fifth mile. Everything's cool. I'm feeling strong. I'm feeling good. Yes. Tenth mile, society starts to break down. Fifteenth mile, I'm jumping into trees, eating fruit. That's true.

1:19:17 Caller She knows my whole thing. Let's get back to the weight. How much? How much? How much? You carrying a caboose back there?

1:19:21 Drew Everybody in problem?

1:19:22 Caller Yeah, are you carrying a caboose back there? Talk to me, baby.

1:19:26 What's that mean? You don't talk. Uh-oh.

1:19:29 Caller How big is it? Let me know.

1:19:31 David Alan Grier Let me know. How big is it?

1:19:31 Do you want my number? Because I'll bring it.

1:19:33 Caller Well, hold on. We need to talk about the booty first. How big is the booty? Let me know. You're loved here. You're loved here.

1:19:39 David Alan Grier Let's talk in honesty. All right.

1:19:42 Caller You're 6'1. No, you're 6'1. How many?

1:19:45 Drew Hang on. I believe she called with a problem.

1:19:47 Caller No, we're getting into the problem.

1:19:48 Drew Yeah, you sure are.

1:19:52 Caller Are you a big gal, Alyssa?

1:19:55 Drew Alyssa, what's going on? Alyssa, what's going on?

1:20:03 Caller I have to be honest. I just love David Alan Grier.

1:20:05 David Alan Grier Come on.

1:20:06 Caller Just tell me how much you weigh. You are loved here. This is a safe place.

1:20:09 David Alan Grier Safe place.

1:20:11 Caller No, I'm not going to even waste your guys' time with all that stuff. Go ahead.

1:20:16 Caller Is this a big gal?

1:20:17 David Alan Grier 200?

1:20:17 Caller 200? You think so?

1:20:19 Caller I don't know. I have no idea.

1:20:20 Caller I told you. Oh, my God. This isn't even actually on the air, is it, right?

1:20:27 Caller No, we're not on the air.

1:20:28 Adam No, we're at Dave's house.

1:20:29 Caller How much do you weigh? How much do you weigh, baby?

1:20:32 Caller I weigh 160.

1:20:34 Adam Uh-oh.

1:20:34 Drew No, no, no. No, that's 161. That's 161.

1:20:37 David Alan Grier Man, get her number, man.

1:20:39 Adam We'll get your number off the air for DAG.

1:20:40 David Alan Grier I'm always coming up north.

1:20:41 Adam She's 23.

1:20:42 Caller She may be coming out this way.

1:20:44 David Alan Grier And she's a lawyer. She can represent herself in this case of problem developed.

1:20:48 Adam DAG, you got the fan appreciation weekend coming up.

1:20:51 Caller I do.

1:20:51 Adam Nothing wrong with that. He's a lonely man, by the way.

1:20:55 Caller You know, my life is very fulfilled.

1:20:56 David Alan Grier I have dogs and dogs, yeah.

1:21:01 Adam He's got the Waynes brothers and dogs.

1:21:03 Drew He's going to vomit or cry.

1:21:05 David Alan Grier All right.

1:21:06 Caller I want to save some babies.

1:21:07 David Alan Grier We have 20 minutes.

1:21:08 Adam But I mean, he's a lonely man, Drew.

1:21:11 Caller I usually make it to the car before I bust out the old waterworks.

1:21:15 Adam Long term relationship that went south. I'm healthier now.

1:21:18 Caller I'm much healthier now.

1:21:19 Adam And it's just been basically banging Asian hookers for the last 14 to 16 months.

1:21:25 Caller No, not Asian hookers.

1:21:27 Adam Nothing. What do you like, DAG? You like a white woman?

1:21:30 Caller You know, a race serves no purpose. I mean, I really don't care what race they are. It's the inside. The sickness inside, as I call it.

1:21:39 Adam That's what you're attracted to.

1:21:39 Caller That sweet, sticky center. That's what I like.

1:21:42 Adam You like the nougat?

1:21:43 Caller It's usually like a dead, flat voice, you know, when you go like, hi.

1:21:47 David Alan Grier And I go, wow. Then my heart jumps, you know, where I know there's some dysfunction there.

1:21:53 Caller And I'll put like, one time I was at a wedding and I go, sitting next to this girl, she was great. She was wonderful. And I'm like, are you addicted to anything? She said, no. Do you have any kind of dysfunction?

1:22:02 David Alan Grier She said, nice.

1:22:02 Caller I really have no point in talking to you.

1:22:05 David Alan Grier All right.

1:22:05 Caller Let's save some people.

1:22:07 Adam DAG needs a project.

1:22:08 Drew You tried to, I hate you, get away from me.

1:22:10 Adam And that's the problem with that.

1:22:12 Drew That's your acid test line.

1:22:13 Caller That worked like a charm, man. I was in every strip club, every time I was like, I hate you. Get away from me. Hey, whoa, she's lying.

1:22:19 Adam The guy was, the bouncer was like, it's still $14 to get in. I hate you.

1:22:25 David Alan Grier Get away from me, Bruno.

1:22:26 Adam It's a two drink minimum.

1:22:29 Caller Come on, man. Let's take some calls.

1:22:31 Adam We got to take a break.

1:22:32 Caller Wait a minute.

1:22:32 Adam Yeah. Let me tell you something about DAG. No one screams, let's save the babies more than him.

1:22:38 David Alan Grier Let's save the babies.

1:22:39 Adam Meanwhile, we take a call and a half every hour.

1:22:41 Caller Yeah, but you're slacking off. You have to be more disciplined.

1:22:45 Adam He said slacking.

1:22:46 Drew With containing him.

1:22:46 Adam Yes. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:22:54 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191. F1053 FM, this is Loveline.

1:23:16 Adam What's there, buddy? It's the Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, David Alan Grier, DAG, my main man in studio. You know what? I'm jealous of the blacks. I'll tell you why I'm jealous of the black, man. Because DAG knows every black. It's one big family.

1:23:30 Caller It's true.

1:23:31 Adam You see what I'm saying?

1:23:32 Caller It's true.

1:23:32 Adam And they do kill each other quite a bit, but when they're not killing each other, it's one big family. Like I was on an airplane, sitting next to Tommy Davidson. Tommy Davidson, Jim Brown, hall of fame running back. Jim Brown turns around and is like, hey, brother. Hey, my man. They're hugging, they're high fives all around. They're leaning over me. Tommy, what's happening? It's like, really? You're a big fan of Tommy Davidson?

1:23:57 Caller Like we all know each other, man.

1:23:58 Adam That's what I'm saying. Is there the equivalent?

1:24:00 David Alan Grier It's all part of God's plan.

1:24:02 Adam You think Johnny Unitas comes up to me and is like, oh, Adam, no you didn't.

1:24:07 Caller Adam, how are you?

1:24:08 Adam Yeah, you think that happens?

1:24:10 Caller No, you should be jealous.

1:24:11 Adam No, it's too many of us.

1:24:12 Caller You should be jealous. Dr. Drew, are you trying to train the next Drew?

1:24:19 Adam Yeah, what about the next Drew?

1:24:21 Drew What about him?

1:24:21 Caller Well, do you have like a protege?

1:24:24 Adam No, he's got Dr. Bruce.

1:24:26 Caller Someone you're trying to...

1:24:28 Drew Dr. Mike too, when he was up here.

1:24:29 Adam Yeah, but Drew gets people that are so horribly qualified to fill in for him that you couldn't possibly do it.

1:24:37 Caller No, but I mean in your, you're so committed, you're addicted to saving addicts, which in and of itself is an addiction.

1:24:43 David Alan Grier I won't even get into.

1:24:46 Caller But do you have like a young protege that you snatched out of med school?

1:24:49 Drew I got medical students regulate now.

1:24:54 Adam Sign to play a little Germany or Florida, by the way.

1:25:00 Caller Does everybody sing a theme song?

1:25:02 Well. No.

1:25:12 Caller That's pretty good.

1:25:13 Adam Cassie, yeah, that was solid.

1:25:14 Caller Yeah.

1:25:15 Adam Go ahead, Germany. What's happening?

1:25:17 Caller Oh, well, first I want to tell you, me and my best friend love you guys so much. And she even made a paper mache shrine to you, Adam, in high school.

1:25:25 Caller Oh, boy.

1:25:26 Adam Thank you. I made one out of paper towels when I was in high school.

1:25:29 Caller How old are you?

1:25:30 Drew Your hamper, your hamper just stood up.

1:25:32 Caller She's 19.

1:25:33 Drew You just turn it upside down, it stood up.

1:25:35 Caller I'm good at this. Germany or Florida?

1:25:37 Drew Go ahead.

1:25:39 Adam Here we go. Come on, Doug. Here we go.

1:25:42 Caller Okay, this happened in 1996. A 21-year-old man is stalking Bjork.

1:25:47 Caller He plans to kill her by sending a book that will explode with sulfuric acid when it's open.

1:25:51 Caller Germany.

1:25:53 Caller After sending the package, he paints his face red and green and shoots himself on camera to complete his video documentary.

1:25:59 Caller Let's say Germany, Germany.

1:26:01 Caller Nope.

1:26:03 Caller Oh, that is a sucker punch there, honey.

1:26:05 Adam That happened in Florida?

1:26:08 Caller Wow.

1:26:09 Caller That is so Germany-like.

1:26:10 Adam German immigrant, Hans Schnetzelberg, vacationing in Hollywood, Florida.

1:26:16 Caller It was on prime time tonight.

1:26:19 Caller Oh, you cheater.

1:26:20 Adam Well, good work, Cassie. We're gonna send you out to Windbreaker. All right, baby dog, thanks you, thank you very much.

1:26:28 Caller Thank you. Can you use no words?

1:26:30 Adam No.

1:26:31 Caller How's your honey bunny? How's your wifey?

1:26:33 Adam She's good.

1:26:33 Caller Does she have any solid friends for me?

1:26:35 Adam She's got a couple of solid friends, yeah.

1:26:38 Caller Why do you look at me like that? I can hold myself up.

1:26:40 Drew Don't look at me.

1:26:40 Caller Don't look at me, don't look, turn your head, turn your head, don't, come here. Don't run from me, don't run from, don't run from me.

1:26:45 Caller You better hold, stick, hold, stand.

1:27:01 Drew It never gets old.

1:27:02 Caller It never gets old.

1:27:04 David Alan Grier Cause I'm hitting home. We've all done that, haven't we?

1:27:07 Caller DAG, right when you're like at the peak of, you know, manly-osity, just-

1:27:11 David Alan Grier Yeah, yeah.

1:27:18 Drew Adam usually asks for a sandwich and the remote control.

1:27:20 Caller Yeah, but it's like this.

1:27:23 Caller And a sandwich.

1:27:24 David Alan Grier It's like the little voice. The sandwich sits right near your mouth.

1:27:31 Adam Eating and sleeping.

1:27:33 David Alan Grier This smells like peanut butter.

1:27:37 Caller Oh my God.

1:27:39 Adam Aubrey? You're 23?

1:27:43 Caller Good.

1:27:44 Adam What's up?

1:27:45 Caller First, I want to ask a more wholesome question. I just wanted to know how Dr. Drew felt about holistic healing.

1:27:54 Adam He doesn't like it.

1:27:55 Drew No, I just think that putting things in your mouth to change your body is an outdated idea, that we need to be much more involved in the mental health and spiritual health of people. So many. There will not be a magic pill or combination of pills that makes you somehow live life better and more fully. It's ridiculous. It's about exercise. It's about interpersonal relations.

1:28:15 David Alan Grier So, Paxos, your...

1:28:16 Drew No, if you have an illness...

1:28:18 Caller Well, someone said you put something in your mouth that's not going to make you feel better.

1:28:22 Drew If you're healthy.

1:28:23 Caller I'm saying that if you're not, none of those medications are going to help because you put them in your mouth.

1:28:28 Drew No for the...

1:28:29 Caller Questions your honor, witness, please step down.

1:28:30 Adam He just put his foot in his mouth.

1:28:31 Caller There you go. Yeah, get it out.

1:28:32 Drew If you're healthy, putting things in your mouth aren't going to make you healthier.

1:28:37 Caller I'm not necessarily saying like medication or herbs or anything like that, but like acupuncture and...

1:28:43 Adam Acupuncture is great.

1:28:44 Drew But again, medicines, putting things in your system to be healthier when you're already healthy...

1:28:49 Adam And let me just explain a couple quick things. All that homeopathic crap is like... You might as well just scrape some of the dust off old Chinaman's balls and eat it. You get about the same medicinal use out of it. It's true. I tell you, this is nonsense for screw balls.

1:29:08 David Alan Grier What has happened to you?

1:29:09 Adam Look, it's just nonsense. And let me tell you something about the herbal, you know, the orient... Screw them. We're way ahead of them.

1:29:17 David Alan Grier You disgust me.

1:29:18 Adam Let's go back 2000 years and see if we can heal ourselves.

1:29:20 Drew When the live expectancy was 30 years.

1:29:22 Caller They invented gunpowder.

1:29:24 Adam Yeah, they're geniuses. They're all geniuses over there.

1:29:26 Caller And they invented the printing press.

1:29:28 Adam Let me explain something, everybody.

1:29:30 Drew Half the women can expect to die on childbirth.

1:29:32 Adam Everybody thinks the rest of the world is better than us at everything else. Why do we kick their ass? Why do they all come here?

1:29:39 Caller You cannot be serious. And you think this is going to... This is a plot. They're trying to make this Beijing, man.

1:29:47 Adam Aubrey, go ahead.

1:29:48 Caller Okay. My other question was about asphyxiation.

1:29:53 Adam Yeah.

1:29:54 Caller I just wanted to know, like, why that would be a turn on for somebody.

1:30:01 Drew Because it gives them a near-death experience. And in that state, when the oxygen supply and the blood supply to the brain is cut off, the brain is flooded with endorphins and you feel a euphoria. And orgasm and euphoria is sort of a very powerful combination. And people very often misjudge that and stroke out and they're dead.

1:30:20 Caller Very dangerous.

1:30:21 Caller I dated a girl who had a book fetish.

1:30:23 Caller Right before she was about to climax, I'd hit her in the head with a book and it just dazed her.

1:30:29 Drew Sidebar for a second, Adam. Is it my imagination or is Dave getting just more and more out there every time he comes in here?

1:30:36 Adam I think she's more comfortable with us and so the truth is coming out. It's as if he's getting drunker each time he shows up and more. He's burying more of his soul. By the way, all kidding aside, Drew and I lost a friend of ours who was 25, 26 years old.

1:31:00 Caller Doing this.

1:31:03 Caller I'm way too lazy for that.

1:31:05 Adam He had no idea what he was up to, but he ain't here anymore. This guy was 25, 26.

1:31:12 Caller It's really easy to hang yourself. Isn't it?

1:31:16 Adam Well, Drew, don't people do it? I don't know how our friend was doing it, but is it a plastic bag or something?

1:31:23 Drew They have a whole procedure they go through. They sort of tie a thing up at a high height, lean against it with it around their neck.

1:31:31 Caller But I heard a story about parents whose young son hung himself, and it was so quick, no sound. The father describes walking by his son's room. He was upset about his homework. They had no idea he was this upset. And he was sitting on the edge of his bed. He comes back, he's dead. Like somehow he'd rig something, and he was sitting on his bed, he leaned forward, he hung himself.

1:31:52 Drew That's what people don't appreciate. You're talking about, it's not about not breathing. It's about interrupting the blood supply of the brain. And then pow, that gets very fast. Once you pass out, then...

1:32:02 Adam That's right.

1:32:03 David Alan Grier We all can.

1:32:03 Caller And I'm crazy. That's funny. Let's take another call.

1:32:07 Adam That's interesting.

1:32:07 David Alan Grier Now!

1:32:08 Drew He was crazy?

1:32:10 Adam We're going to take a break. We're going to go to the bathroom. Dave's going to take another good long look in the mirror.

1:32:15 Caller Another break? A good long look in the mirror.

1:32:22 Drew We didn't hear a cheer tonight either.

1:32:24 Caller Well, you know, you two are so busy diagnosing.

1:32:32 Adam All right, we'll be back.

1:32:35 Caller Here it is.

1:32:36 Adam Bottom line, it sucks being single today.

1:32:38 Caller Tons of lame people and no decent prospects.

1:32:41 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:32:43 Caller 1-877-889-DATE This is Live 105.

1:33:03 Caller I'd love to say congratulations to Kristin Gwennie and the baby who knew marriage.

1:33:08 Drew Give him a cheer.

1:33:10 Caller I'm not here as some performing seal.

1:33:13 David Alan Grier I gave you a knob.

1:33:16 Adam Pick your nose.

1:33:19 Caller We didn't heal as many babies as I usually do. I love Mike, I love K-Rock, I love all you peoples.

1:33:26 Adam All right, David Alan Grier for Crank Yankers and Life with Bonnie. Tuesday nights on Crank Yankers, Comedy Central, and Friday nights, ABC 930, part of the TGIF lineup. So, until next time. TGIF.

1:33:41 Caller TGIF.

1:33:42 Adam All right, F you.

1:33:43 Caller Thank God it's Friday.

1:33:43 Adam Until next time, this Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew is saying, Salami and bacon.

1:33:48 Caller My hollow.

1:33:59 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Ingold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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