Episode 1000583613949

0:52 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

0:54 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

1:00 Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:04 Adam That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist, and tonight, a dear, dear friend slash guest, Dicky Barrett of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. And new announcer of Jimmy Kimmel Live. Oh yes, that's...

1:27 Drew We all do that.

1:29 Adam Yeah, but I'm telling the world.

1:33 Drew You're trying to listen, as I see.

1:35 Adam Yeah, so Dicky is out here, obviously.

1:39 Drew Where do you live now?

1:40 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Um, well I'm not gonna tell you.

1:43 Drew The Roosevelt Hotel.

1:43 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Oh, thanks buddy.

1:45 Drew Thanks dude.

1:46 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones No, actually the Millennium Hotel.

1:49 Adam Yeah.

1:49 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Room 615 at the Millennium.

1:51 Drew That's what I figured.

1:52 Adam Yeah.

1:53 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones That's fantastic, Drew.

1:54 Adam Yeah, I told you. Did I tell you I didn't know anything about radio?

1:57 Drew I didn't really think this thing is on.

2:00 Adam Well, if you don't think it's on, why do you punch it all the time?

2:03 Drew Because who would hear it?

2:07 Adam So Dicky is out here doing Jimmy's show. And this is really great combination.

2:13 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I gotta probably thank you, right?

2:15 Adam No.

2:16 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Well, I don't think Jimmy would have even known me if we weren't buddies.

2:19 Adam Well, I can take some responsibility for that.

2:23 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I was talking to Drew.

2:24 Drew Oh, thank you.

2:25 Adam Sorry, buddy. We, Dicky is doing a great job. Everyone's in love with him over there. I am personally tickled pink because it's great to have Dicky in town as opposed to blowing through here once every couple of years or so. And hung out, watched a song last night at a party, hung out, watched football with him today at Jimmy's house.

2:46 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I'm really a man about town, a bit of a Bomba Long if you.

2:51 Adam Pick them up at a hotel other than the Roosevelt. Yeah. It was not the Roosevelt I picked them up at and drove them over here.

2:58 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones This is so great. I'm going to get calls in the morning and stuff.

3:00 Adam Drove them out here tonight. And Dicky also is a part of a CD which is out, right? Is it out?

3:08 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I believe it's out. I've got copies. And I didn't get them.

3:12 Adam It's a Santa Claus. It's a punk rock Christmas and there's many bands that have been on this show in the past that are on here like Newfound Glory and of course Mighty Mighty Bosstones and MXPX and Something Corporate and the list goes on and on and I guess we'll hear something from the Mighty Mighty Bosstones and their contribution to this new Christmas CD and all the money goes somewhere worthy, right Drew?

3:40 Drew Worthy.

3:42 Adam That's what I like, just repeat the last word.

3:44 Drew I want you to know something. I heard a traffic report tonight about the Santa Monica Freeway. I watched the red light, I watched the brake lights and look out for brake lights and lo and behold found them, got off the freeway and got here, I would have been stuck, would have been stranded.

3:59 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones What's going on out there?

4:01 Adam Aided by a traffic report, all right, there's the first time. But still not worth the $750 million you've heard up until this one that has done nothing for you, right?

4:12 Drew But this is, I think, the sort of reinforcing property to it all is that it felt like it.

4:17 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Right.

4:17 Drew It felt like it was the most important thing I'd ever heard.

4:20 Adam All right.

4:20 Drew And I will forever be dependent on radio, you know?

4:22 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Should I get a car out here?

4:24 Drew Oh yeah.

4:24 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, people have been mentioning that to me. I've been on foot. I've been like my grandmother, people pick me up and drive me off. Who's picking up? Yeah, like if I go watch football.

4:36 Adam You become a burden to your friends and family.

4:38 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, I realize that.

4:39 Adam You really do.

4:40 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones That's why I said my grandmother picked them up on the way out here.

4:44 Adam Hey, Drew and I were at Kathy Griffin's party last night.

4:47 Drew Pretty amazing party.

4:48 Adam Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear friend.

4:50 Drew How about that food?

4:51 Adam And how about it?

4:53 Drew It was great.

4:53 Adam It was great.

4:54 Drew Her grandmother, her mother and her mother and her husband's mother made it.

4:58 Adam Yeah.

4:58 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones What was it?

5:00 Adam They bake some turkeys and make some meatballs and had one thing I've never seen before, which is macaroni and cheese hors d'oeuvres cut into squares and not really holding its shape too well. But you just grab a handful of greasy cheese and macaroni and throw it in your face. It was good. I mean, here's the thing. People, you know, hors d'oeuvres are like, you know, water crescent and water chestnut and all this kind of stuff. But nothing beats like still nothing really beats a pig in a blanket, right? I mean, it just doesn't. You just don't want to say you serve that. But nothing tastes better than like macaroni and cheese. But the bar was a little tough to get to. Yeah, crowded. Too many people hanging out at the bar.

5:42 Drew A lot of Hollywood types.

5:43 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones There were hash brownies at the party I went to.

5:45 Drew Adam was holding court in all the comedy writers. He was having a good time.

5:49 Adam Yeah, I was having a good time.

5:51 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones He's the king of them. I've seen him in action.

5:53 Adam I was telling Dicky on the way out here that a little bar etiquette, which is get your goddamn drink and get the F out of there. Don't, don't. A lot of people wait in line and then they get their drink and it's like, hey, it's my new home. It's in front of this bar. No, there's 70 people behind you that have a cotton mouth that want to get their booze going.

6:10 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, I could go back to where I originally was, but eventually I'm going to have to come back to the bar. So I might as well just park it here. Right. That's that attitude.

6:18 Adam Now, nothing wrong with doubling down, knowing you may not be back for a while. That's what I'll do, a little two-fisted booze. Nothing wrong with that.

6:24 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Everything you can carry. Load up and get out of the way.

6:27 Adam Right.

6:27 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones All right. I'm with you on that.

6:29 Adam Dicky Barrett here tonight. We'll hear something from the Bosstones off the New Christmas Elm and a couple of few. Adrian?

6:36 Yeah.

6:37 Adam You're 18?

6:38 Caller Yeah.

6:40 Adam Yeah.

6:40 Caller I'm in Florida for you.

6:42 Adam Oh, starting with a Germany or Florida.

6:44 Caller All right. Okay.

6:45 Adam Go ahead.

6:46 Caller A girl goes to a free clinic and picks up birth control pills. She comes back a couple of months later and tries to sue them because she says she's pregnant. And then so they go to court. And then it turns out that instead of taking the pills orally, she was shoving them up her vagina.

7:09 Adam I've heard of weed, Adrian.

7:11 Drew That's not a weed laugh.

7:12 Adam That isn't?

7:12 Drew No.

7:13 Adam That's just, I'm going to take over the world one day stroking a Persian cat laugh.

7:17 Drew Yes. Yeah, so you can actually produce a sound when he laughs.

7:22 Adam Yeah. Okay, so here's the thing, Adrian. I don't think, I'm thinking Florida because A, Germans kill people with under 100 IQ. That I know.

7:32 Drew But also.

7:33 Adam It keeps these Jews and dumb people. They don't tolerate them over there. And the other thing is, I don't think, I think they kill you if you try to sue for frivolous lawsuits over there, too.

7:43 Drew They don't have free clinics, they have state health care.

7:46 Adam The frivolous lawsuit thing, that's something that's American.

7:51 Drew And I've heard this story as sort of a urban legend, so we'll go Florida.

7:56 Adam We're going Florida.

7:57 Caller Florida. You got it.

8:02 Adam Adrian, what a thespian this Adrian is.

8:05 Caller Florida.

8:10 Adam How is it that people lose control of inflection?

8:13 Drew They don't lose control over it, they don't have it.

8:17 Adam They don't have inflection. Florida.

8:19 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, you got it.

8:21 Adam Listen everybody, if there's long pauses after words you say where the other person's supposed to say something, that means you're not hitting it right.

8:29 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones What he was doing was like, you know, step forward with the real Adam, please stand for it, and then it was a dramatic kind of Florida.

8:37 Drew Right. He was being, he was working.

8:40 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones All right.

8:40 Adam So anyway, it is Florida. Yeah, I don't think, did you hear the story, by the way, that there's a woman who took a spill in Walmart because they put something on sale, they put a DVD on sale, a DVD player on sale for like $29. She got knocked down. But then it turns out that's her eighth lawsuit against Walmart and their sixteenth overall. And how come all that stuff is never sort of germane in court? You know what I mean? Like the fact that O.J.'s wife had a whole bunch of calls in a 911 thing. This guy's going to kill me. Show her showing up with black knives and black black eyes and like arrows going through her head like Steve Martin stuff. It's like, yeah, that's not admissible. That's not admissible. Of course not.

9:29 Drew It's a system.

9:29 Adam You wouldn't want to.

9:30 Drew Advise the system.

9:31 Adam Yeah, you wouldn't want to establish a pattern. It's not admissible. It can't go off.

9:36 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones It has nothing to do with this DVD situation.

9:39 Adam If you find out that the guy was beating the holy hell out of his wife over the last five years and that she'd made multiple calls saying she thought he was going to kill. If you find that out, it may taint.

9:49 Drew Taint the jury. Taint the opinion.

9:50 Adam Yeah, it should. Don't we need that kind of tainting? Don't we need the one where he's announced I'm going to kill you many times if we then find your body? Isn't that why you're not supposed to announce that?

10:03 Drew Really?

10:03 Adam Yeah, no, we can't let him find out. We can't let him find out about anything. How about we don't let him know the guy's name or what happened? Don't turn the lights on. And by the way, no evidence. No evidence. We're just going to, here's what we're going to do.

10:17 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Let the jury look at him and decide.

10:19 Adam We're going to put you in a shopping cart. We're going to put a tarp over it. We're going to roll you down the pier into the ocean.

10:24 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Let's not tell the jury why they're even here.

10:26 You don't know what you're here for.

10:27 Caller Guilty or not guilty.

10:28 Adam Just guilty or not, what is it?

10:30 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Coin toss.

10:32 Adam Is it a woman? No, you don't get to know.

10:34 We don't want to taint you.

10:36 Adam We don't want to taint you with information. Really can't, and here's the whole thing. Do we care if on your eighth lawsuit, it was a legitimate one, or shouldn't we just beat the crap out of you for that? As a lesson to it, well, you shouldn't have screwed around. Well, here's the deal with the eight lawsuits. Either you were lying on the first seven.

10:53 Drew And we should beat you up for that.

10:54 Adam And we should beat you up for that. And part of the way we beat you up, it's, you know, the boy who cried wolf or the girl who cried wolf, or you're defective in some way. Maybe you're cursed. You have horrible luck, but we can't compensate you for being cursed, can we? That every time you go into Walmart, you legitimately fall down? Drew, when you say there's something a little wrong with the gyroscope and the head or something. Do we need to pay for that? That's my whole thing. My whole thing is, if I back into you at a mile and a half and there's no damage done to the car, but you say you can't work anymore because your neck has now been destroyed, that means you're faulty, right? I mean, I can hit you on the shoulder. Drew, you're fine, right? Now, if your shoulder came out of socket and you said you couldn't work anymore, that'd be your fault. Because I hit you in an acceptable way. See what I'm saying, Drew? You know what I'm saying? Why don't we just go, you're defective? There's no damage done to the car. How can there be damage done to the neck? Either you're lying or you're defective. And if you're defective, we can't compensate for that.

11:57 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones After the third or fourth time, the judge would say, well, for your own safety, you're not allowed to go to Walmart.

12:04 Drew Well, that's the point. After the first time that Walmart should be well with it, it tries to go and that's it.

12:08 Adam Yeah, well, that's it.

12:10 Drew In fact, and then start profiling. Anyone that acts like that person, that can't hear either. Why not? That pays a bit of business.

12:15 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You and your family are not allowed here. It's for your own safety.

12:18 Adam You're right. Here's the deal. As you know, I've said this many times. You get three calls to 911 every 10 years. Fourth time, cop puts a bullet in your head. And I will have my...

12:28 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I don't think I've ever called 911.

12:30 Adam That's my point. That's the point. Neither have I. No one's ever called 911. Normal people don't call. Once in a while, you see a guy who looks like he's having some trouble on the side of the road. You may phone it in for him. But the guys who are using the cops is their own personal marital counselor. Security force. Security force, yeah. They get a bullet. And then how many lawsuits? Let's say you get two every 20 years.

12:51 Drew Yeah, plenty. Have you had any?

12:53 Adam Plenty. No.

12:54 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I threaten a lot, but I never really follow through.

12:57 Drew Dicky, be careful. Adam might kill you.

12:59 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You know, off the top of my head. Probably 411, I call that an awful lot. That's expensive.

13:06 Adam I've never sued anybody, and I've never called 911.

13:09 Drew Seriously, Adam might kill you if you keep talking about suing people.

13:13 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I'm just telling you.

13:14 Drew Be careful.

13:15 Adam But he doesn't do it. That's the point.

13:16 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Or I could go back to my old ways and hit a guy.

13:22 Adam Amy, you're 23. What's happening?

13:27 Caller Last night, there was a girl that called in and she was asking a question if her boyfriend really had an orgasm when he pulled out and nothing came out. And Dr. Drew answered that. But then the second part of that was, why would you let a guy do that? And I have an answer for that.

13:41 Drew Well, hang on. Let me just hang on. That was a question I've never seen addressed, and I find it terribly curious, and I was genuinely curious. What is in it for a woman to have? Adam was talking about blowing snot rockets, if you recall, as a way of sort of simulating orgasm for a guy that couldn't achieve one for a woman that wanted this effect.

14:01 Adam In the doggie position only.

14:03 Drew So she couldn't see where the hole was emerging from.

14:06 Adam Right, right.

14:07 Drew And my question was-

14:09 Adam He knows.

14:09 Drew Of course, who hasn't? And so my question was, and I'm genuinely curious about this, what do you get out of that?

14:15 Adam Why, yeah, why do women-

14:17 Drew Why would a woman want that?

14:19 Adam Why would a woman want to become a jizz trough? Right, I mean, why do you want somebody to finish up on you? And Amy-

14:31 Drew Amy has an answer for it.

14:32 Adam Amy's got an answer, go ahead.

14:34 Caller Okay, for me personally, if I'm having sex and not using a condom, then if he's going to finish, but I'm not finished yet, then there's going to be a refractory period and we're going to go again. However, if he's already come inside me, the consistency is such that it doesn't feel the same for me. So I would rather have him pull out, do his thing and then we'll go again.

14:56 Drew Yeah, but doing his thing could be into the planter or the sheets or it doesn't have to be on you.

15:00 Adam You got the dog, you got the picture of the virgin Guadalupe there in the side of the bed. I like the jizz on that. Yeah, you got everything. I mean, yeah, everything, you got whatever's on the side of the bed.

15:13 Drew Amy, you like it on you?

15:14 Adam There's many reading lamps.

15:16 Caller Well, I don't like it on me, but.

15:18 Drew That's my question. That's okay, fine, then women should speak up about that a little bit, because I think men may be sort of ill-conceived about that.

15:26 Caller Yeah, but grab a towel, it's no big deal. I mean, you're right there. You don't want to have him jump up and run into the sink.

15:31 Drew Yeah, he could have grabbed the towel, too, and it's sort of, yeah, no big deal.

15:34 Adam No, listen, Amy's a cracker jack and a fat chick. I like that, your game. Your big gal? Yeah. Medium big, though.

15:46 Drew Sure.

15:47 Adam Yeah, listen, well, first off, here's the, all right, hold on, we'll get Amy's dimensions. First off, when you're a petite gal, it's relative. You get hit with a couple of ropes, it adults your whole body.

15:59 Drew Yeah, you're swimming.

16:00 Adam Yeah, right, you're swimming. You're swimming in semen. Now, you're like a manatee who's sunning on a rock. You get hit with that. That's nothing, that's nothing. Like when I say a rhino has a bird laying on it, doesn't even know the bird's on it. But your size of a house cat bird lands on you, you goddamn know there's a bird on you. So I don't even know if they know there's a bird on them. You see what I'm saying?

16:23 Drew Yeah, I see the metaphor, yes.

16:25 Adam But I also, it also means they're good to go. You mean they're more versatile, they're more rugged. They're more durable. Bigger gals are more sexually hardy.

16:36 Drew Open to diversity or something, huh?

16:38 Adam And they're not whiners. You can take them camping. Amy?

16:43 Caller Yeah.

16:43 Adam What size are you?

16:45 Caller 14.

16:47 Adam 14. All right. That's, how tall are you?

16:51 Caller Five nine.

16:52 Adam Five nine, how much you weigh?

16:55 Caller One sixty, one sixty five.

16:59 Adam One sixty five, let me do a little radio man there. All right, hold on a second.

17:03 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Five nine, one sixty five, I got carried in three.

17:09 Adam I got five seven and eleven sixteenths and one eighty one. All right. And again, you can't argue with the radio math. Amy? You can't argue with the radio math.

17:26 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones She sounds like a real nice person.

17:28 Drew Yeah, thank you for enlightening us. She's calling for our own benefit, not for hers.

17:31 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones And she sounds intelligent and there's a lot, you know.

17:33 Adam You just keep a shaming near the bed. All right?

17:37 Drew Stand up for yourself. Give a talon handy, yeah.

17:39 Adam Yeah. That's what we're talking about. No, listen, look, I don't need a woman to enjoy whatever disgusting act. I'd like to perform on her. I just want to tolerate it.

17:50 Drew Right. But my question, I understand that, but some of these calls were like, oh, this is what they were looking forward to. And I thought, what, really?

17:57 Adam Really?

17:58 Drew Is that just BS?

18:00 Adam Yeah, I think certain women enjoy knowing that, shush, that something was produced, that it's like, this is the physical manifestation of this man's pleasure.

18:10 Drew They should check the towel, then.

18:13 Adam Yeah. You know, let me say this, though, too. I think women have a higher tolerance for that kind of stuff than guys do. Straight guys. I mean, like, baby poop and that sort of stuff.

18:24 Drew I think you're right. That's why girl talk sometimes a little more disgustingly to a guy.

18:28 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I saw a cute movie at the Roosevelt the other day and they really seemed to be enjoying that.

18:33 Adam And they were doing like a blue cocky?

18:35 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones As it happened, they did. They seemed to have absolutely no problem and actually seemed to be enjoying it.

18:40 Drew In the porno you're watching?

18:41 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Oh, it was in a porno. It was just a story about some college girls.

18:47 Adam Dicky, what kind of a bill have you run up on the spectra of vision?

18:50 Drew Now, here's the way I figured it out.

18:52 Caller This is the way I do this.

18:53 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Let me do this math for you, okay? And I'll be honest. It's, Jimmy Kimmel's picking up the room.

19:00 Adam Right.

19:02 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones So the way I look at it, it's like $12.50 a day in the room.

19:05 Adam For the spectra.

19:06 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones For me. That's what I'm paying for hotel room, yeah.

19:08 Adam Oh, right, right. So you're picking up the spectra.

19:10 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones That's how I justify it, yeah.

19:11 Adam Right.

19:11 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, I can't run that bill by.

19:13 Adam Right, yeah.

19:15 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Plus the $30 bag of potato chips that you can play at night.

19:21 Adam There's nothing worse than the drunken mini bar rape that ends up costing like 46 bucks for some hundred roasted nuts that you forgot you ate.

19:32 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Toe blow, toe blow the rope.

19:34 Drew But you know what, there's a comedy in this and that is fast forward 10 years ago, five years ago, you look at that mini bar, you go, oh my God, 10 bucks for a bite. No way. Then you break through and then you don't even think about it. It's just game on.

19:47 Adam Yeah, once you pop your mini bar hymen, it's game on.

19:51 You don't think about it anymore.

19:52 Drew You still, you know, you're having $30 potato chips, but.

19:55 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones The thing about it is I know I'm having $30 potato chips and I also know that an elevator ride away, I can, I can saw that thing to a fraction of the price.

20:04 Adam Let me tell you something. There's nothing.

20:06 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Right downstairs is a 24-hour store.

20:08 Adam Something I still can't get used to is other people getting into my mini bar. And Drew, you've not experienced that. I know you would tolerate it. Well, you travel with the likes of Daniel, who was the executive on The Man Show, and guys like Jimmy for the Boston. Great umbrage. You travel around with these guys and they'll come piling in your room at some point. And sometimes they got a couple buddies. Like when I was in Chicago, it's like, Hey, it's Murph and Sully. Hey, come on down. And then they screw around. They go, Hey, Murph, what do you want? You want a stalli or something? They open the thing. Hey, put me down for one. And next thing you know, there's drinks going around and it's all out of your mini bar. And wait, wait till Daniel slides in and says, the liquor store is closed. The strippers are getting antsy. And I need everything in the mini bar. It actually cleans out your entire mini bar. And, you know, like makes a basket out of his t-shirt and just say, yeah, just little bottles of many, many things of like Kaluah mudslides and Toblerone's and smokehouse omens and it's all like, oh my gosh. It's got $2,800 in his t-shirt. It's really $14 worth of crap.

21:25 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones What do you need the sewing kit for? Hey, buddy, don't worry about it.

21:31 Adam Oh, that's brutal.

21:34 Drew How funny my kids do that to me.

21:36 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones They don't talk.

21:37 Drew They leave out the stripper part.

21:38 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I did that to the Bosso's.

21:39 Drew They clean it out. Let's take a break.

21:42 Adam No, no, no, no, Lee. Let me say something. I just had a thought. I don't know why we're talking about big women. And I thought of this thing I was telling Jimmy about last week, which is if you're he was telling me that Oprah was in Africa. And I thought if you're fat, you should have to say she's on Africa. And anyone who travels who's over, like, let's say, 250 pounds. Yeah, like a fat chick goes to Canada. You can't say she's in Canada. You go, she's on Canada. And that would be our subtle little jab at fatties, you know, and incentive, by the way. And here's the thing, though, if it was a guy or a girl, you know, if the guy was like six, eight and he was 250 pounds, he wouldn't get the on. We'd work out some sort of body fat, you know, versus height versus age. We'd work it out. But when you got to a certain point, you'd have to say on. And it'd be a law that you'd have to say on.

22:38 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I don't want you to tell the guys at work this and I'm not I don't like her. I'm not a fan. I think Oprah gets a bad rap for the weight thing. Yeah, I think there's probably other fatter people we could go to.

22:50 Adam There are.

22:51 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones But Oprah seems to take it.

22:52 Adam But not not not better.

22:54 Drew I think she she sets herself up for it a bit by making a big deal about losing and gaining and losing. And if she just lost and kept it, I don't think anybody would say a thing. What would you say?

23:03 Adam Yeah.

23:04 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Is she fat or not fat right now?

23:06 Drew It's hard to tell.

23:07 But I'm real fat.

23:08 Adam She would make it into the on. She might make it in the on. She might make it in the on Africa category or Canada or wherever you happen to be. Dicky is here from the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. He's got a new CD that he's a part of called Santa Cause.

23:24 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Got a new job.

23:25 Adam It's a punk rock Christmas. Also got a new job as the announcer on Jimmy Kimmel Live. We're tickled pink about that. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

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24:08 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dicky Barrett is here tonight for The Mighty Mighty Bosstones and the new announcer for Jimmy Kimmel Live. Oh, yes. We're going to hear something off a Santa Claus, which is a punk rock Christmas CD, which the Bosstones are on, it's a compilation. It is out and...

24:32 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones It's on Immortal Records. These are the bullet points they gave me.

24:36 Adam Blink 182, New Found Glory, something corporate.

24:40 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Blah, blah, blah. And the proceeds go to the Pediatric Aids Foundation. And I guess www.pediatrics.org.

24:50 Drew Those are great.

24:52 Adam And by the way, www.bosstones.com, if you want to find anything about the Bosstones, or pediatric aids.

24:59 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Thank you, buddy.

25:00 Adam All right. Oh, and tomorrow night, Nicole Richie from The Simple Life is going to be in here. Yeah.

25:09 Drew I think you'll be there too.

25:10 Adam Yeah.

25:11 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I just might tag along.

25:13 Adam She's coming in. The show did gangbusters in the ratings. Two nights it was on. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? All right, so we'll talk to her tomorrow night. So anyway, Lee. 21. Guys see you as a friend or a sex object, but not a girlfriend. Mm-hmm.

25:34 Caller Well, I try not to let them see me as a sex object, you know. I've only been with two guys.

25:40 Adam 21. And what about, so what, and the other guys see you as a friend, they're not interested physically.

25:48 Caller Right.

25:50 Drew Well, tell me more about the friendships. How do they develop? Are you part of a group? Or are they just guys that start dating you and then end up in friend-ville? What's the story?

25:56 Caller I don't date at all. I don't know.

25:58 Drew How come?

25:59 Caller To see me as a friend, you know.

26:00 Caller Hold on.

26:01 Drew Why don't you date?

26:03 Caller I don't know.

26:04 Drew Why don't you ask guys out?

26:06 Caller Huh?

26:07 Drew Why don't you ask guys out?

26:08 Adam Yeah.

26:09 Caller I'm really scared of that sort of thing.

26:12 Adam Is there anything wrong with you we need to know about?

26:14 Caller I don't think so, no, not that I'm aware of.

26:18 Adam And what do you do? Do you work?

26:20 Caller Yes, I work. I move artender on the weekends and I go to college full-time through the week.

26:24 Adam Junior college?

26:26 Caller Huh?

26:27 Adam Junior college?

26:28 Caller No, sir.

26:29 Caller I work in culinary arts.

26:31 Adam Culinary arts? So you basically have fags and the morbidly obese to choose from at school.

26:37 Caller Right.

26:38 Adam But it work.

26:39 Caller Uh-huh.

26:40 Adam Or the gay morbidly obese. Filled with semen.

26:43 Caller Right.

26:44 Adam You pop up and you just bring a semen. Remember what happened to Rod Stewart? He had to have his stomach pumped because of all that semen. Everyone knows about that. Yeah. So listen, Lee, what about the guys at the bar? Your bartender, aren't guys hitting on you all night long?

27:00 Caller I don't know. Sometimes I get compliments. I just take it as they're trying to make me feel better.

27:05 Drew Feel better?

27:05 Adam What's the matter?

27:06 Drew What are you feeling bad about?

27:08 Caller I don't really know.

27:11 Drew Why would they want to make you feel better and not want to make you feel sort of attractive or let you know that they're interested in you? Isn't that more what guys are trying to do?

27:22 Caller I really don't know. I just take it as they're trying to make me feel better about myself.

27:27 Drew And why are you feeling bad about yourself?

27:31 Caller I don't know. I've always had a really little opinion on myself.

27:34 Adam All right. Hold on a second. All right. She's not a smart chick, but that doesn't matter. Do you think Claudia Schiffer is smart? You know what I mean?

27:44 Drew No, I'm getting like a neglect. Like the engine's not running right.

27:48 Adam Like and maybe a lazy eye, one that shuts halfway. But not like.

27:54 Drew Whatever.

27:55 Adam Bad dad stuff.

27:56 Drew Whatever.

27:57 Adam Right. After her.

27:58 Drew Whatever she did get. Whatever.

27:59 Adam Crushed her self-esteem.

28:00 Drew Smashed her.

28:01 Adam Yeah. To hell, Lee. Let's try to figure out what happened to her dad. Where's your dad?

28:07 Caller My dad is at his home.

28:10 Adam In Florida?

28:11 Caller No, not in Florida.

28:13 Drew Germany? Missouri.

28:15 Adam Missouri. And you're.

28:17 Drew Florida, Missouri.

28:19 Adam And is he in your life or is he out of your life?

28:21 He's in my life totally, yeah.

28:23 Drew Did you grow up around him?

28:25 Caller Yeah. Well, my parents divorced when I was very young, so I told him on the weekend.

28:29 Drew Why did they divorce?

28:31 Caller I really don't know. I never bothered to ask about it. It's not really any of my business.

28:35 Adam Drew.

28:36 Drew There's a little bit of your business.

28:37 Adam No, no, no. But hold on, Drew. You see, your parents didn't divorce. Although it would have been nice if they did and left the state. She has a couple of high balls. I was a flapper in the 20s. I toured with Guy Lombardo. But listen, here's the point. All right, here's what I'm saying. My parents had the quiet dignity to break up. They both realized they're horrible people that didn't deserve a mate. And they broke up.

29:05 Drew Oh, my God.

29:05 Adam Well, they had enough dignity to know that neither one of them was worthy of having anyone else.

29:11 Drew Strangely, they both found mates subsequently. Strangely enough, those are people they're married to now, yes? I understand the jury's out as far as you're concerned.

29:20 Adam No, no. I mean, yeah, after after they got a little recovery and got their ass together, some years later, they were able to hook up again with very tolerant people. But I'm just saying at the time, they were no good for anybody. But I don't know why they broke up. You think kids know why their parents break up when they're sick?

29:38 Drew Well, sometimes they do. Sometimes they do.

29:40 Adam That's beating mom in the bowl.

29:42 Drew Right. That's the question I'm asking. Did she see some violence or something? And was your mom around? Was she good to you when you were growing up?

29:48 Caller Well, not really. Every day she always said something about what I was wearing, what I ate. I didn't have enough makeup on. Wasn't dressed right.

29:59 Drew Right. Did you have an eating disorder one time? There we go.

30:05 Adam Not enough makeup on, though, for the younger. Honey, do you want to go outside not looking like a slut? You get back in here and put them false eyelashes in and shove a couple of softballs in your bra.

30:17 Drew Eyeliner's not blue enough.

30:18 Adam Yeah. And go ahead and use the eraser from the pencil. It'll act as nipples to duct tape those softballs. Now get out there and turn some tricks.

30:25 Drew Yeah. So you were sort of beaten up by your mom and you didn't get attunement. You weren't supported. There wasn't a good connection with your mom. Your dad was absent. And that's how...

30:36 Caller I love my dad. My dad's totally awesome.

30:38 Drew That's good that you have that now. But your mom's what?

30:40 Caller My mom, I don't know, just all the time she was obsessing about my weight totally every day.

30:46 Adam Yeah. That screwed you up.

30:49 Caller Yeah.

30:49 Adam Okay. How about a little therapy? Use some of that bar money to get, talk to a shrink.

30:55 Drew The reason guys are not getting involved with you is not really that guys are not getting involved with you. It's you're not getting involved with them. You're not making yourself available. You're not going, you're not, you're not picking up on cues and going to the next stage with things. Naturally enough, you don't feel you're worth it. Naturally enough, relationships mean pain and vulnerability. Naturally enough, you would be sort of close to that sort of thing. Of course, you would probably seek guys that are unavailable and abusive. I'm surprised you haven't gone into that phase yet.

31:18 Adam Yeah, she will. God willing.

31:20 Drew But probably she can't attract those guys.

31:21 Adam She, well, she also, she's one of these chicks that looks like, like a bad rope bridge. Like you see your, you know, those movies, you're in the canyon, you're hiking, you know, you see, I'll tell you where we're going. You see on the other side of the canyon.

31:36 Drew Is a road runner cartoon?

31:37 Adam No, yeah.

31:38 Drew Trust them.

31:38 Adam On the other side, on the other side of the valley, you see, you see a beautiful lagoon that you want to swim in and you start to make out and then you see the rickety rope bridge and you go like, yeah, you step on one plank, it cracks, you step back onto terra firma and you think, I'm just going to keep walking until, until I see another bridge it looks all right. See, she, she's a woman, she's a little, she's, she's a lot of work. She's damaged goods. Guys wouldn't mind effing her. That's the lagoon on the other side, but that rope bridge is too much. It's, it's too much hassle.

32:16 Drew Yeah.

32:16 Adam Guys, guys don't want a lot of work.

32:18 Drew Well, they, yeah.

32:19 Adam Guys smell trouble.

32:20 Drew They smell trouble.

32:21 Adam In maintenance.

32:21 Drew Yeah. In work, emotionally, they'll go, yeah, when they think somebody's going to start getting, becoming, unless you're super hot, then you can do whatever you want all the time. That's what I'm saying. Those guys, she doesn't attract those eight hole guys.

32:33 Adam Right. There's not quite hot enough for those guys. All right. Hey, listen, that's fine. We're not all models. You know what I'm saying?

32:40 Drew But that's how those women get screwed up.

32:42 Adam Yeah.

32:43 Drew They're actually the rickety bridge and they've got just pouring over it. Just the thing collapsing into the canyon.

32:48 Adam I don't know what you're talking about. So my analogy, are you actually talking about a bridge? How about we hear a song?

32:55 Drew Great.

32:55 Adam Yeah.

32:56 Drew Yes.

32:56 Adam It's off the newish CD. It's been been out about three weeks.

33:01 Drew It has.

33:02 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Well, it says you get that information.

33:03 Adam It says it came out on the 11th of November. What's coming on to come on?

33:09 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Is that thing?

33:10 Adam These are only two they've sold so far.

33:12 Drew These weren't actually sold. They weren't actually sold.

33:14 Adam Oh, then none.

33:15 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones They haven't sold any for a good cause.

33:17 Adam Yeah, it's for a great cause. It's for vehicular aids.

33:20 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones This again.

33:22 Adam It's true. Kit from Knight Rider, the car. Yeah, that no. No, you couldn't mean really. It's for pediatric aid. Yeah, it's for pediatric aid. I'd stop talking to Dicky while I'm talking to Dicky.

33:34 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Oh, sorry, buddy.

33:35 Adam Don't sign anything for his kids. And he always does that. It's for the kids. It's for the kids. For the kids. He doesn't have kids. I'm sorry, Drew. I'm not going to go along with the charade anymore. He's got a hot three looking, you know, he has good looking blonde pictures in his wallet of these kids. Yeah, they're the ones that come with the frame. Yeah, that's what you get. No, I'm going to find out how to believe.

33:57 Drew You should see our family photos this year. They're going to piss you off.

33:59 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones What are you guys doing?

34:00 Drew We're just at the beach and they took these great pictures.

34:02 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Sweaters tied around your neck.

34:04 Drew Adam always wanted to be part of a family and a photograph growing up.

34:08 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Are you sitting on the rocks?

34:09 Adam Yes.

34:09 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You are? Yeah, of course. From all of us?

34:12 Drew Look, hold on a second.

34:14 Adam Don't send out those Christmas cards of you and your good looking family having a great time in sunny Southern California. Does it look like the Kennedy's It's obnoxious. It makes people feel bad.

34:23 Drew No, it makes you feel bad.

34:38 Adam All right, let's hear a song, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, a little Christmas song. That is The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Dicky Barrett of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and of the Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel Show. He is the new, the new announcer. Looking good and representing. Oh yes, and Drew, maybe one day you'll be asked back on the show. Don't get your hopes up.

37:23 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You've been on?

37:24 Adam Yeah. Surprising. In emergencies. Yeah, they get really stuck. Like a no name drops out, they'll really start.

37:30 Drew Terribly stuck. You had me sing on the show first time.

37:33 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You're like Regis in New York. If they're stuck for a guest on any of those shows, they get... They don't even really have your number, they call Adam. Can you get your buddy down here?

37:44 Adam No, they do. They do. They go, do you think Drew would do... I'm like, Drew will fly to Kentucky to pick up a nickel.

37:51 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones He will.

37:52 Adam Oh yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.

37:54 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You're so jealous it's sickening.

37:57 Drew Nick, can you come here every night?

37:58 Adam I'll tell you what I'm jealous of. I'm jealous of me.

38:01 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You should be jealous of me.

38:03 Adam I'm jealous of you only because you're jealous of me.

38:04 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I've got the easiest job in the world.

38:05 Drew Because you have a relationship with Adam. Yeah.

38:09 Adam You get to know what it's like to hang, you get to hang out with me, whereas I'm just hanging out in me. You understand?

38:14 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Do you really feel that way?

38:17 Drew Let's talk about this.

38:20 Adam We'll take a quick break.

38:21 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Tell me during the smoke.

38:22 Adam And we'll be right back.

38:26 500 LOVE. 191.

38:39 Adam Hi, Drew, don't do your homework during the show. Dear, dear friend, Dicky Barrett from The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

38:48 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Oh, thank you.

38:49 Adam And Jimmy Kimmel Live now. Yeah, doing the announcing, nightly, nightly.

38:57 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones That's my new one, wah.

38:58 Adam Looks very comfortable, slid into his comfort zone, barely looking down at the cue card he's got in his hand now, he's got a snapper, he's got the tie on, sometimes an ascot. How about an ascot, Dicky?

39:10 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Ascot, spats. Ascot, spats.

39:13 Adam I could see you, I could see you with that.

39:14 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Maybe spats and maybe some sort of a hat.

39:17 Adam I was saying today, I don't see enough of those starched, or the starched tuxedo sort of vest that when you hit the high note, it would roll up like a window shade. Why is it almost everything rolled up like a window shade when I was kid? Like your tongue could roll up like anything I pulled on could roll up like, Drew, if you stuck your tongue out and I grabbed it and pulled it and let it go. Yeah, anything your ear, your, I'm not sure. I've never seen it done with the like sack area, but I'm sure it could happen. I'm sure it could. All right, everything except for ironically, the window shades, which you just keep tugging on and never actually made their move. All right, let's talk to Andre, who's 16. Andre?

40:07 Caller Oh yeah, about a year ago, I had sex in the river, but I did not come with my girlfriend, so I'm with her right now. I was wondering if I'm still a virgin or not, kind of important to her. She wants to, I see.

40:25 Adam She wants to know if you're a virgin? About a year ago.

40:29 Drew Here's the deal, Andre. If you break the plane of the vagina, neither of you are virgins. Forget the exchange of fluids, the penis inserts in the vagina, even if it immediately runs away, you are no longer a virgin.

40:45 Adam This guy, even if it was a year ago. This guy is sort of a Bing Crosby meets Don Ho. Hey, Andre, you're still with the girl?

41:10 No, this was like a one night stand at the river.

41:15 Caller The river.

41:16 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Take me to the river.

41:17 Adam That is albino trash. Let me explain the white trash progression. Ocean, it depends on how much time you spend. You spend a lot of time in a body water. You're sort of white trash.

41:29 Drew Trailer at the ocean or camper at the ocean.

41:33 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Like Rockford.

41:34 Adam Yeah, but the lake, white trash, but the river, super albino trash. I mean, the river is that, I mean, going down to the river.

41:46 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You know, I can take it one step further. In my town, it was the swamp.

41:51 Oh, the bog.

41:53 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones It's a New England swamp. So it wasn't like a...

41:55 Drew Well, they only have bogs, they don't have swamps.

41:58 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones It was actually where the pool, the town pool emptied into the woods and it became a swamp. Yeah. I still have buddies that are drinking.

42:07 Drew Town pool goes up with the river too, as far as I'm concerned.

42:09 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones The town pool.

42:11 Adam Yeah, it's too bad. Like your folks won't let you get loaded at the house. You gotta go to places and drink. You gotta go to reservoirs and stuff.

42:18 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I lived in Norwood, outside of about 15 minutes outside. In a town pool.

42:25 Adam Jennifer?

42:25 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones And I'm staying at the Roosevelt, by the way, if you didn't catch the beginning of the show.

42:30 Adam Jennifer? You're 21?

42:32 Caller That's right.

42:33 Adam What's up?

42:34 Caller Well, first of all, I want to say, Drew and Adam, I've been listening to you since I was like 11. And Dicky, your voice is like vicious. I love it.

42:49 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones In a good way.

42:50 Caller Right.

42:50 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I know, that's a good thing.

42:51 Drew Vicious cool. Like wicked.

42:54 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Thank you for putting it in Boston terms.

42:57 Adam Thank you, Drew, for translating. So you're an anorexic and bulimic?

43:02 Caller Well, I kind of, over the years, I've kind of oscillated between the two of them, currently anoretic. I haven't had a period in about seven months.

43:16 Adam Oh, well, see, there is a plus to this. And what about it? How much do you weigh?

43:21 Caller Do I have to say?

43:22 Adam Yes.

43:24 Caller Well, on Friday when I weighed, I haven't weighed myself since Friday, but. I was about 117.

43:31 Drew How tall are you?

43:33 Caller Five, ten and a half.

43:35 Adam Yeah, that's lanky. But since then, she's eaten a couple of peanuts that she found between the crack for car seats. So she may have packed on another few pounds. Are you throwing up every time you eat?

43:49 Drew No, she just interacts and she says no.

43:50 Adam Just doesn't eat?

43:52 Drew And what's your question?

43:55 Caller Am I going to be able to have children later? Because I do plan on getting well at some point.

44:01 Drew How about now?

44:05 Caller Well, I can't afford health insurance right now.

44:09 Drew Yeah, but just how about go to a 12-step meeting or an OA or community-based support of one type or another. If you're ready to get well, there's help out there. That's not your question. Let me just answer your question. You've not had a period in seven months? And that is a response. That's how your body responds to this tremendous weight loss. Amenorrhea is what that's called or oligomenorrhea. And that's very, very common in bulimics. And that usually restores itself. People do start cycling, having their periods again.

44:33 Adam Why do that? Your body's saying we're going to hang on to our nutrients.

44:36 Drew Basically, that's right. You're certainly not going to get pregnant.

44:39 Adam You're not.

44:40 Drew Well, your body's saying that.

44:41 Adam Your body's saying we're not going to get pregnant. And what about the not getting rid of blood?

44:45 Drew And not getting rid of whatever, with hanging on to everything impossible we can.

44:48 Adam That's what happens when you're constipated too, right?

44:50 Drew Same thing. Yeah, same thing.

44:51 Adam Your body says, I got to hold on to this duke. But why do fat people get constipated? We'll talk off the air.

44:58 Drew Please. I don't want to confuse people. Go ahead. But in fact, though, Jennifer, bulimic anorectics are at risk for premature ovarian failure. So it's not necessarily the case that your ovaries will turn back on again. You may hit a menopause basically at some point. And every day that passes that your disease is active puts you at added risk.

45:20 Adam So you bring on early menopause.

45:22 Drew Exactly. I've seen that.

45:26 Adam And during the holidays, that's got to be the worst time for this disease. Jennifer.

45:31 Caller Yeah.

45:32 Adam So let me ask you this. What's a normal day for you? You get up in the morning. What will you eat?

45:40 Caller Not if I can help it.

45:41 Adam You might not eat the whole day?

45:43 Caller Well, I haven't eaten anything since Friday.

45:48 Adam Nothing solid has passed your lips.

45:50 Caller Right.

45:51 Adam Now, let me ask you, I got a theory about this. People with big heads get this disease.

45:58 Drew What?

45:59 Adam Uh-huh.

45:59 Drew They just look like they're big heads because everything else is so drawn.

46:02 Adam No, no, I've done some research about this. Women on TV especially get this. Here's what it is. Some people have heads that look bigger than their body or look fuller than their body. And the only way to get their head to look right, like when it's on camera, is to starve their body. Their head will be the last thing to go.

46:22 Drew That may be something that people-

46:23 Adam Like that what's-her-name on Facts of Life. No, Different Strokes. No, what's that Alan Thicke show where, whatever that. You know, there's a chick that had, she had it. And she's one of these chicks where she, when she was a normal weight, she looked at, what shows a good- Growing pains, growing pains. Who is this kid over here? Herman, Herman, three months, you know, throwing pains at me. Yeah, that's what it is. All right, she's gotta go to OA. Yeah, or she needs some help.

46:47 Drew You gotta get some help. She needs some treatment. There are 12 step meetings out there that, or specifically for people eating disorder, check it out.

46:53 Adam All right, well, I'll explain my theory about people, thin faces, getting fat asses in the next break. Dicky's here from the Bosstones, take a quick break, we'll be right back.

47:02 Caller All right, guys, here's the deal.

47:04 Caller Look in the hookup, call the Dateline.

47:06 Caller Stick a waste in time with the wrong person.

47:08 Caller Call the Dateline.

47:08 Caller One call is all you need to make.

47:10 Caller Call the Dateline.

47:12 Caller One, eight, seven, seven, eight, eight, nine, date.

47:15 Caller You know what I'm saying, I'm dead?

47:45 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LLV-E-191. Nicole Richie's in here tomorrow night from The Simple Life, and Dicky Barrett is in here tonight from, of course, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and now the-

48:00 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones From The Even Simpler Life.

48:02 Adam The Jimmy Kimmel Live Show, where he's doing some announcing and doing a fine job. Also, the CD, it's a compilation CD that he's on, is called A Santa Cause, and it's for pediatric aides. It's out, and it's got Blink 182 and Newfound Glory, and something corporate on it, and a bunch of other bands that have all contributed. So, I predict this can be a collector's item one day.

48:25 Drew I would think. It's all Christmas music, right?

48:28 Caller Yeah.

48:29 Drew Like bands everyone loves.

48:31 Caller And-

48:31 Drew Let's get on this thing.

48:32 Adam Yeah, let's go, kids. Don't you care about the kids?

48:36 Drew Pediatric aides, who cares?

48:37 Caller I don't care.

48:40 Adam Yeah. I think most of our audience may be confused by the pediatric aides.

48:44 Drew Children with aides.

48:45 Adam Oh, that's kids.

48:47 Drew Not foot aides.

48:48 Adam Right. Right. Oh yeah, yeah, because like podiatrics. Yeah. All right. You ready to rock here? Let's talk to David is 21. David.

48:59 How's it going?

49:00 Adam Good. What's up?

49:02 Well, I have been seeing, I'm 21, I'm a virgin. I've been seeing life psychologists and been pretty depressed this past week and I lost my grandmother in January and Thanksgiving was usually the time we saw her. And basically the conversation in my last session went from talking about her and missing her to what else is being, what else, what are the reasons I'm feeling depressed? And one of them, one of the questions my doctor asked me was am I still interested in sex the same way as I have been the last six months? And he said, and I told him that not as much, but I usually I'm only around when I'm watching pornography or pornographic movies or videos. How often is that? And he said, well, I don't, I can't remember the last time that I haven't masturbated without having porn or anything like that around.

49:58 Adam Yeah. Well, that's what prison and camping is for.

50:02 Don't do much camping and I don't want to go to prison.

50:06 Drew So you don't have any relationships?

50:09 I've never had a relationship, never kissed a girl, nothing.

50:13 Adam Let's see, that's the thing too. He doesn't have anything in his hopper to drum up.

50:18 Drew He just has a bunch of his hamper.

50:22 Adam No, but his history is his closet where he keeps the porn. He can't do that, remember the day.

50:29 There's no closet, Adam. It's all on digital form on my computer or on my TiVo.

50:34 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones God, kids are so lucky these days.

50:37 Adam Oh my God.

50:37 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Aren't they?

50:39 Adam Yeah, we hadn't nothing.

50:40 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah.

50:40 Drew Well, David, are you spending all your time and money and that sort of thing with porn or is it just that you don't have relationships and that's more what we should be focusing on?

50:51 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Which is the cart and which is the horse?

50:53 Adam His balls, I think, are that the horse.

50:58 I don't think I'm spending all my money on it, no. I mean, I have high-speed internet where most people.

51:02 Drew In other words, what I'm asking you is, you could stop doing that enough to go out and have a date and that sort of thing. It's not as though you couldn't stop.

51:12 Adam You have to beat off on the date. I mean, on the date.

51:17 Drew Doesn't sound like a sex addict.

51:18 Adam Yeah, you know.

51:19 Drew Sex addicts don't laugh like that.

51:20 Adam No, he's a nerd who's, and here's the other thing, too. Excuse me, but I got to go on a quick jag here, which is this is, you have this option.

51:31 Drew Right.

51:31 Adam I mean, God knows where a young bashful Drew, although he's a man of exquisite passion, but even a young bashful Adam or a young bashful Dicky, if you had this magic box that was filled with every nude woman in the world doing all sorts of crazy things with a penis, it would have been easy just to retreat to that and then never leave, right?

51:52 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Absolutely.

51:52 Adam But you had nothing, so you had to go out and try to, you know, it's.

51:57 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Eventually you'd wear the magazine out and you'd probably, you'd have to leave the house.

52:00 Adam Right, that's what we had, yeah. And they don't have, it's an unlimited stream and it's new, by the way. It's all, I mean, you know, you just hop on the internet and you find something that wasn't there yesterday. What about this, Drew? I've often thought this for myself. You give yourself a time limit. See, here's where the trouble.

52:19 Drew Well, that's the point.

52:20 Adam Here's where the trouble is caused with beating off.

52:22 Drew If he can't do it, if he can't structure it, if he's unable to, then that's a problem.

52:26 Adam Here's where the trouble starts with almost everything, which is you get these ideas and next thing you know two minutes turns into two hours, turns into two days. If you just beat yourself off in the first five minutes, you're done, you're freed up. You can move on.

52:41 Drew So your solution to this is finish fast, finish up.

52:44 Adam Yeah, get it going.

52:45 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Get good at it.

52:47 Adam Yeah, and ignore those horrible ideas where you're looking at a porn and you're like, who's that chick? She's had, I haven't seen her. What's her name? I'm going to go run her name through. I'm going to get up on Yahoo there. I'm going to see. Maybe she's got other stuff. Now just beat off. You start turning into a-

53:09 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I wonder where they got that furniture.

53:11 Adam Yeah, you start- Yeah.

53:12 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You get distracted.

53:13 Drew That's the thing, part of what people are looking for when they do the porn thing is that sort of altered state, that sort of dream like, you know, they're just, it's like treasure hunt and this sort of thing.

53:22 Adam Right, and what happens is, I swear to Christ, I was watching a porn 10 minutes ago. No, I was, I was, I was a-

53:31 Drew Hour and 10 minutes ago.

53:32 Adam Yeah, I don't know, could have been last year, could have been yesterday, but I was watching a porn and I was like, who is this chick? And then I thought, you know, if I fast forward to the front of the movie, I could get her name and if I got her name, I could go up onto the computer and then I thought, no, come on, Am, please, you're an adult, now just beat off-

53:49 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You're here for a reason.

53:51 Adam Just beat off in your gym sock and carry on with some dignity, yeah. Don't start going on a hunt. It's that you're not Mickey Spillane, Mickey Spoo-Line. You know what I'm saying? I'm convinced if the David's World just beat themselves off, once you get on the computer, then it's game on. You're there for a long time. What about that, David? What if you just set yourself a little time limit of like 10 minutes from the time you unzipped your pants to the time you moved on to a different topic?

54:22 It'd be hard because I do exactly what you said. I do look for the chick and then I look for her name and then I look for her.

54:28 Adam That's... Wait, did he drop the S word?

54:30 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones No, I don't think so.

54:32 Adam Whatever it is.

54:33 Drew Other sites.

54:33 Adam I talked over it though, Anderson, you can't hear it. Look, here's the point. Give yourself 10 minutes.

54:40 Caller Well, my psychologist is saying I should get rid of it all. That's my question.

54:43 Adam I know, but he's unrealistic.

54:45 Drew Well, it depends if you're an addict or not. If you're an addict, yeah, you've got to go...

54:47 Caller How can I determine that?

54:48 Drew Cold jerking.

54:51 Adam If you can't feed off in 10 minutes, you're an addict. That's how you determine it.

54:54 Drew Yeah, if you can't control... Is there any alcoholism in the family?

54:58 Caller No. Depression and general anxiety and social anxiety, but...

55:02 Drew Were you sexually abused growing up? Hmm.

55:07 Caller Well, I guess here's the question. You just tell me if it's sexual abuse. My buddy and I are best friends, neighbors. He would come over and hang out a lot. And my brother took us out in the backyard and he touched our penises together. And that's about it. Nothing else about that. My other brother, my oldest brother, did sexually abuse my other brothers, but never me. I'm the youngest of nine.

55:27 Adam Oh, nine. You gotta figure it's gonna be some sexual abuse there. Okay, listen, David, here's the deal. You're all up in your head. You're going to shrink. You're thinking too much. You start disciplining yourself. And if you can't discipline yourself, then you're addicted.

55:43 Drew I say you follow the direction of the guy who's still treating.

55:47 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Not Adam, you don't go with him.

55:48 Adam Don't take it out on the porn. I hate to see the porn suffer.

55:51 Drew I understand that, but sometimes, Adam.

55:53 Adam 10 minutes, you beat off. And believe me, when you're done, you're done.

55:56 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones There's no crime. There's no one gonna judge. When it comes to porn.

55:59 Drew Yeah, but this guy may need the Eye of the Tiger in order to get him out of the house and he got to a relationship.

56:04 Adam That's possible too, yeah. You gotta have a little something to tank. Yeah, you gotta be a little bit hungry or you don't wanna eat. All right. And believe me, Drew's a man of passion. He knows what it's like to be hungry.

56:16 Drew What's it always?

56:17 Adam Renee?

56:18 Caller Hello?

56:19 Adam You're 24?

56:20 Caller Yes.

56:21 Adam What's up?

56:22 Caller Well, every time I go down on a man, I get really congested in the nose and I can't breathe and it makes a hard time to finish. And I was just wondering if there's some way that that can be connected to me going down on a man.

56:37 Drew Do you tear or anything?

56:39 Caller What?

56:39 Drew Do your eyes tear?

56:41 Caller Like my eyes tear up and my nose clogs up.

56:44 Drew Well, the reason, just say yes. Renee, your tear ducts go directly into your nose.

56:49 Adam And when you, that's why people, hold on, how does it work, by the way, when somebody says something and you then think it was your voice in your head saying it. It's like, do I tear? Do what? Do you tear? That was our question, remember? All right, you tear up. I like that, by the way.

57:10 Drew Yeah, well, the tearing goes right into your nose. Just, you know how when somebody cries, they get a stuffy nose? The reason that happens is because the tear ducts empty into the nose.

57:19 Adam Oh, really?

57:19 Drew Yeah, and so that's what's happening to your tear. If you can prevent from tearing, your nose won't fill up with fluid.

57:25 Adam Why are you tearing?

57:26 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, why is she tearing?

57:27 Caller Well, I don't know. I don't have a gagging, so I'm not gagging.

57:30 Drew You would tear too, Adam, if you were.

57:33 Adam Yeah, wouldn't you?

57:35 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I would definitely tear if I was not to tear.

57:38 Drew Well, that's what I'm talking about.

57:40 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, good one.

57:41 Adam Yeah, all right. Hey, Renee? I don't know, is this one guy, does he have a wide penis?

57:49 Caller No, it's been happening for probably about the last like six or seven guys I've ever done it to.

57:53 Caller Pay attention to what?

57:56 Drew Wipe your eyes. No, no, listen, just wipe your eyes, so it doesn't get down at the nose. That's all you have to do if you open your eyes.

58:04 Adam You wipe your eyes?

58:05 Drew You wipe the tears out of your eyes, it won't go down into your nose.

58:08 Adam Well, how's it go down into your nose?

58:10 Drew The tear duct's right here. Right into your nose.

58:12 Adam Oh, and it just drains in your nose?

58:13 Drew It just drains right in your nose.

58:14 Adam Wiping your eyes will do it?

58:15 Drew Well, it helps get some of that excess out.

58:17 Adam How about a fan on her face? All right, roll the car window down next time you're blowing the guy. Get a little air circulation in there. All right, baby doll, what can we do? Yeah, you're fine.

58:29 Caller All right, thank you.

58:30 Adam All right, what about when he's on top of you? Can you breathe?

58:34 Caller Yeah.

58:34 Adam All right, then you're good for that. That's your thing. Wait a minute, I got a theory.

58:42 Drew I got a theory.

58:43 Adam Why isn't she still there? Renee?

58:46 Drew Gone.

58:46 Adam No, I think maybe she, my theory is she maybe polished a guy off after anal. And that's what-

58:52 Drew And she was crying after the anal?

58:54 Adam No, the, you know, the scent of the-

58:56 Drew Made her tear.

58:57 Adam You see what I'm saying?

58:58 Drew And she could have been crying after the anal, too. Be fair.

59:00 Adam It's a possibility. All right, so tip from Drew. Everyone wipe those eyes. Crystal?

59:06 Yeah.

59:06 Adam You're 23?

59:07 Caller 23.

59:08 Adam What's up?

59:09 Caller I have a question. A few months ago, I was dating this guy and he, really great guy, but he had never gotten a blow job where he actually finished. So me liking to give head, I said, okay, well, you know, let me try. Sure.

59:25 Drew So you have to get the Mission Impossible tape out.

59:29 Caller Well, I'm pretty good at it, or so I've been told, but I'm giving him head and he, I don't know if it was because he never finished before from giving head or getting head, but I had this huge, huge load in my mouth. And normally depending on the guy, I usually swallow it. So I didn't want to swallow it because I mean, depending on the guy, like you wouldn't do it with like an Asian guy or a black guy, but like a white guy.

59:54 Adam Oh, okay, right.

59:56 Drew I'm really gonna vomit.

59:56 Caller You're not gonna see a guy for like two weeks.

59:58 Drew How did you not vomit?

1:00:00 Adam Right.

1:00:00 Drew How did you not vomit?

1:00:01 Adam Plus, if the guy's a bad tipper, for instance, you wouldn't swallow, right?

1:00:05 Caller Oh, definitely not.

1:00:05 Drew How did you not vomit? How did you?

1:00:07 Caller So I kind of gestured to him, like I need to spit it out.

1:00:16 Drew What?

1:00:16 Adam You wanna go out and eat? You wanna go out for Thai food? What's that? I'm gonna go to the I'm gonna go to the I guess we'll go to my folks place for Thanksgiving. What? I can't understand you with all that goo in your mouth. All right. That's what it would sound like, Drew.

1:00:43 Drew You were just going on my tip.

1:00:46 Adam Hey, Crystal? Yeah, so you tried to talk to the guy.

1:00:53 Caller I said, no, he gestures to the window and there's no way I would sit in. He gestures to the window.

1:01:00 Adam Hold on, this sounds like Sir Walter Raleigh here.

1:01:03 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Product placement.

1:01:04 Drew This is a member of the Royal Family.

1:01:06 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Pepsi can, no.

1:01:07 Adam And gestures toward the window.

1:01:10 Drew Oh my God.

1:01:11 Adam Again.

1:01:11 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones He pointed towards the ashtray, I said, no.

1:01:14 Adam They held the Pepsi. And by the way, hold on. Whenever you gotta use the can to put back in, whether it's a tobacco spittle, you know, or it's a little vomit or a little spunk, it's always bad times. And believe me, that can always gets set down somewhere.

1:01:30 Drew Oh my God, oh my God.

1:01:31 Adam Oh yeah, I've been at many a party.

1:01:34 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Oh, not the pepsi can.

1:01:36 Adam All right, let's see. Dicky, blow it out the window. No, wait a minute. Use the sunroof.

1:01:43 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones The pepsi can wouldn't have worked.

1:01:45 Drew All right, Crystal, so what? So then he dressed you to the window and then what?

1:01:48 Caller Okay, so I go to the bathroom and I spit it out after I turned the light on and I just happened to look in the sink and this was bright yellow, like almost like a shade of less than like, eight years ago.

1:01:59 Drew Mountain dew. That's much nicer, chartreuse.

1:02:02 Caller Yeah, and I called my friend on the phone because I was really scared. From the bathroom? Yeah, there's no way I was gonna swallow that and I got pretty like freaked out because I know what cum pretty much looks like and I've never seen that color before and so I never gave him head again. Well, we're not dating anymore and now I'm dating this guy and he wants me to go down on him and I have to tell him this.

1:02:24 Adam Is it like egg yellow? What?

1:02:26 Drew Like egg.

1:02:28 Adam Like nasty yellow.

1:02:29 Drew She has post-traumatic cum disorder now.

1:02:35 Caller Now I'm kind of hesitant to go down on another guy because I don't know if this guy had something, one and two, like that just completely ruined it, giving a head to me.

1:02:44 Adam Well, listen, listen here. First off, what about the dozens of guys you successfully blew before you ran into the guy with the yellow fever? Do you know what I'm saying?

1:02:54 Caller No, no. Yeah. Well, now maybe they had it too, but now that I know.

1:02:58 Drew Oh, she never looked at it before.

1:02:59 Adam Oh, you just pictured everything as a yellow that was going into you.

1:03:02 Drew Okay, here's the deal. The yellow, it's just him, and it basically means it's sort of old. Been in there for a while, but it's been cooking.

1:03:10 Adam Yeah, or he's a coward.

1:03:11 Drew And same with the size too. That's sort of a duration since last emission kind of thing.

1:03:16 Adam Right.

1:03:16 Drew For the most part. The volume.

1:03:18 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I've never had yellow.

1:03:22 Drew But this is a message. This is sort of a wake up to you that the semen is infectious. You could put a condom on the guys. They'll be fine. You can do that.

1:03:31 Adam But let's not take it out on the new guy.

1:03:33 Caller Yeah, I don't want to punish him. And I really like him and we've been dating for a while. But I just, I mean, when I can say what colors are come before I give you a head, you know?

1:03:43 Adam Yeah, that'd be all. I could commit to white. We can move forward. You know what I mean?

1:03:48 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Fire one off and check that.

1:03:50 Adam Yeah.

1:03:50 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones And then the next one's going to be fresh. So that won't be yellow.

1:03:53 Adam Tell you what you do. You do like, you know, in the ballistics lab down at the police department, FBI, they get the gun, you know, they fire it into a barrel of water and they retrieve the slug. He's got a fire shot off into the sink.

1:04:06 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones But the can, the Pepsi can.

1:04:07 Adam Here's the test. You lay out a sheet of white paper. He drops a load on it. If you can't find it, he's good.

1:04:16 Drew He's an angel too.

1:04:17 Adam If it looks like someone busted an egg on it, then there's trouble. That's what I'm saying.

1:04:21 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones The next one will be okay. Cause that's just the old one.

1:04:24 Adam Oh, that's the old one.

1:04:25 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, the new bullet's going to be white.

1:04:27 Adam Well, I say you got to check again, but Crystal. What you need to do is you need to, you know, you need to get back on that horse.

1:04:35 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yes.

1:04:36 Adam Right.

1:04:37 Drew You need to start blowing the horse. The horse needs to wear a condom.

1:04:40 Adam The horse should have a condom. And look, don't get into it with the new guy about the other guy you're blowing with the big yellow load.

1:04:48 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I haven't.

1:04:49 Caller No, I haven't said anything.

1:04:50 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones He doesn't want to hear that.

1:04:52 Adam And it's like, why didn't you blow it in the can? It was too much. It came as only 12 ounces. We had a 30, we had a two liter bottle that we probably could have used, right? He was using it for bong.

1:05:03 Caller It was tough.

1:05:06 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Offered me a shoe, Pepsi can. Then I decided on the bathroom.

1:05:10 Adam I gave the guy anal. This is how he treats me. The nerve. I like how, I like the difference in guy's attitude pre-blown load and post-blown load. Like pre-blown is like, hey baby, what do you need? What are we gonna do? I think post is, use the window, use the mailbox, use my dad's slipper. Just get the hell out of, please, take it outside.

1:05:33 Drew I like the new syndrome we've coined too, the PTCD.

1:05:36 Adam Yeah, I like it, by the way, when you're disgusted after the load that it's still in someone's mouth. Oh, please, get rid of it. What is that doing there? Have some dignity.

1:05:44 Caller How dare you?

1:05:44 Adam Let's see, I'm trying to watch TV. Mark? You're 18?

1:05:51 Caller I really enjoyed your work on Red Hand Age, wanted to tell you.

1:05:54 Drew Oh, yeah, forgot about that.

1:05:56 Caller I found it on tape the other weekend, it was really good.

1:05:59 Drew Television triumph.

1:06:00 Adam Yeah.

1:06:04 Caller And I just wanted to say, I hope you can bring Bill Simmons on one day.

1:06:07 Drew Was that?

1:06:07 Caller He's a great guest, I think.

1:06:10 Adam Yeah.

1:06:10 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Bill Simmons is awesome.

1:06:12 Adam Bill Simmons is, yeah.

1:06:13 Drew Yeah.

1:06:14 Adam Hold on, just shut up for a second, Mark, will you? Bill Simmons is a dear, dear friend who's a writer for Jimmy Kimmel Live, who has a very popular, he writes for ESPN as a column online that everyone's into. I, however, don't like computers or reading, so I don't know of his work, but everyone tells me how fantastic he is.

1:06:35 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones It's really good.

1:06:36 Adam Now that Dicky's part of the-

1:06:38 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones But I was a fan of Bill Simmons before.

1:06:40 Adam Oh, you were? Well, now that Dicky's part of the Jimmy Kimmel family, he's a dear, dear friend of Dicky's as well.

1:06:45 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones He was a Boston sports guy.

1:06:47 Drew Oh, really?

1:06:47 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, he writes about the Red Sox and the Heartache.

1:06:50 Adam You know what I love?

1:06:52 Drew I went to college with Dan Duquette.

1:06:54 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Oh, you did?

1:06:55 Adam Yeah, never heard of him. You know what I love about the Boston Faithful who are Red Sox fans? Already planning next season.

1:07:03 Drew Oh, yeah, well, no.

1:07:04 Adam You never get a break.

1:07:05 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones So are they, so why shouldn't we?

1:07:06 Drew They're playing 2010, what are you talking about?

1:07:08 Adam He's never just never talking about 1923. Yeah, and let me let me just say this, Dicky. And I just hope you don't fall into this thing. But now I'm working with a lot of a holes from Boston and Jimmy show. And here's the thing. Could you imagine the let's let's just swap. Let's just have the equivalent. Let's just swap it. Let's just pretend I moved to Boston. I hooked up with a bunch of guys from Boston. They were writers were work on a show. And I never shut up about the Rams and the Dodgers. I just never stopped talking about the Dodgers. Everyone. If the Dodgers lost.

1:07:42 Drew Let's make it realistic. You were from San Francisco and talked about the Giants. It's important. I would accept it more.

1:07:49 Adam But here's the point. If San Francisco, if the Giants lost, people have to apologize to me and like, Hey buddy, hey, sorry about what went on. I never stopped holding court about it. I never stopped. And no one ever told me to, how long do you think it would take someone to tell me to shut the F off?

1:08:04 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Let me just say that you don't understand. You just don't understand. You don't know what it's like. You don't know.

1:08:12 Adam Here's all I'm saying about living in LA. What other town are you forced to deal with an ass full of everyone else's sports? You know what I mean? I got to sit there and I got to listen to guys living and dying with Pittsburgh teams, guys living and dying with Buffalo teams, especially Sox fans, a lot of Chicago guys. I got to sit in a room, a bunch of guys that are like different forms of depression or elation depending on how many. And I have thousands of hours over the last two years locked into Boston Red Sox baseball conversation.

1:08:44 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Here's a good example of what Boston is like. Lenny Clark was on the show last week and Wayne Gretzky was about to come out and Jimmy asked Lenny, you know, Lenny's from Boston, you know, who's the greatest hockey player that ever. No, Bobby Orr. I mean, you're about to meet Gretzky. And I'm standing over there and my head, all that's flashing is Bobby Orr, Bobby Orr. And he probably isn't, but if you're from Boston, he is. And he's gonna shake Gretzky's hand in about 30 seconds and he still says Bobby Orr. I mean, that's just the way we are.

1:09:15 Adam And now the computer's destroyed everything because it's all nothing but emails and fantasy teams and it's just Boston, there's Chicago, there's Buffalo.

1:09:23 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I'm passionate about the Sox and I love Boston sports.

1:09:25 Adam You want them to win, but you don't take that and dump it on everyone else's lap who isn't interested in it. That's okay. I'm just saying, how long would I last in Boston just talking about the Giants? Nonstop giant talk, wearing Giants jerseys in there, having people come up and apologize to me if they lost or congratulate me if they won. I mean, they would just kick the ass out of me and toss me out the fifth story, right?

1:09:51 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones If you did that, you wouldn't last long. But if you didn't do that, like all of my friends, you're honorary Boston guy. The fact that I know you, you're like a hero there.

1:10:00 Drew He can't hear you.

1:10:01 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones They can't imagine.

1:10:01 Drew He can't even hear the question, Adam.

1:10:05 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I do hear the question.

1:10:06 Adam LA has no identity. So you see, here's what LA is. It's a blank at your sketch. So we can just come in and start doing our own thing. Like everyone just sets up shop here and says, hey, we're gonna start.

1:10:16 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Boston does it and I know it, but I just, you don't understand.

1:10:21 Adam LA is filled with sports bars that...

1:10:23 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Call your old college buddy. He made me answer everything.

1:10:26 Adam If you're Eagles fan, you go to this bar. If you're Bears fan, you go to that bar. If you're Pat's fan, you go to that bar. What other city would have a, you know, 150 bars for other teams? God, I hate this place. All right. And then you got a choice between that. You got a choice between talking Boston or talking Buffalo football or people that don't speak English. You talk to people that don't speak a lick of English or you talk to guys fanatical about the Bills.

1:10:54 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Well, I guess, you know, there's no surprise. Movies. I'm not gonna see movies out here.

1:10:59 Adam Well, I only see movies about the Red Sox.

1:11:01 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I'm not gonna go to movies. If you see me at a party, don't try to ask me about movies.

1:11:05 Adam We're gonna take ourselves a little break. Dicky Barrett here from the Mighty, Mighty, Mighty, Mighty, Mighty Bosstones. And of course, Jimmy Kimmel Live. And we'll be right back after this.

1:11:14 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Sox fan.

1:11:27 Caller Love Line is brought to you by Trojan, America's number one condom, the most trusted for over 80 years.

1:11:35 Adam Hey, why are we listening? Oh really?

1:11:41 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Oh, is that him?

1:11:43 Adam Is that one like the song?

1:11:44 I try and work it in like very rarely.

1:11:47 Adam Yeah, good. I'm working in less rarely.

1:11:50 Drew Less than rarely.

1:11:50 Adam It's just sort of annoying, isn't it?

1:11:52 Drew Yeah, I don't like it.

1:11:53 Adam Listen, I know, you know, you got Pop Squirrel and Old Man Drew over here, but it's such annoying. Now that's rock and roll there. It's a theme song. It's my theme, yeah. I don't even know who this is, but I know, I know we've had him, Jimmy World. I know we've had him on the show. Christmas. Dicky Barrett is here tonight from the Mighty, Mighty, Bosstones. He's a dear, dear, dear, dear, dear friend. And you can also find him on Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy Kimmel Live doing the announcing and doing a fine job, I might add. A Santa Cause is the name of the CD he's on, as well as Blink-182 and New Found Glory and Something Corporate and a bunch of other good bands. And that is out and the money goes to Pediatric Aids. So there you have it.

1:12:43 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Well done, thank you.

1:12:44 Adam All right, let's talk to Dan who's 18, Dan.

1:12:48 Yeah, I'm the only one in my family who has not drinking or smoked. And it just seems like every once in a while, my friends or my family would want to drink and would want to have me drink with them when I do not want to. And it just goes over this over and over again, on the holidays and every time I go out.

1:13:10 Drew Here's the deal. So are there, is there alcoholism in your family?

1:13:13 Caller Yes, there is, my father.

1:13:14 Drew All right, so there's a couple of things. One is you have about a 50% risk of inheriting that gene.

1:13:21 Caller That's why I don't smoke today.

1:13:23 Drew Interestingly though, the fact that you were so uninterested kind of suggests you don't have the gene, but you can never be sure. That's number one. Number two, it's against the law for you to drink.

1:13:34 Caller Yes.

1:13:34 Drew And so there you go. That's all you got to say.

1:13:36 Caller Stop people.

1:13:37 Drew Well, if your parents don't, if they...

1:13:43 Adam You go to, at family functions, your mom has like got a beer bong out, she's yelling chug.

1:13:49 Caller My mom has been sober for two years now.

1:13:51 Adam So your dad drank himself to death. Your mom's been sober for two years. Where's all the family pressure come for you to drink during functions?

1:13:58 Caller My uncles and aunts and my cousins, they got their cousins to drink when they were 13 and they've been trying to do it on me ever since.

1:14:05 Adam All right, hold on one second.

1:14:07 Drew Interestingly, there's a bunch of literature that's just first drink by 15 increases your risk of alcoholism by about six fold. And what's strange.

1:14:14 Adam Oh, I did it at 13.

1:14:16 Drew There you go.

1:14:18 Adam Well, it wasn't 15. It's gotta be right at 15.

1:14:21 Drew And interestingly, rodents in the lab.

1:14:25 Adam I trained a rodent when I was 13.

1:14:27 Drew In the lab, same thing. Exactly, it's bizarre. Really? We don't know what that's all about.

1:14:30 Adam Where do rodents even get booze?

1:14:33 Drew The lab rodents. We pour it. That's the beer bong. The lab guy's got a beer bong.

1:14:38 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones At 13, I had trouble getting booze and rodents are coming over this.

1:14:42 Adam All right, hold on a second. Also, Dan's got some energy. Alcoholic family.

1:14:49 Drew Dad died of alcoholism.

1:14:51 Adam I know, but he has a distorted perception, I believe, of reality to some degree. Like everyone's trying to get me to drink. My cousin's trying to get me to drink. If it's like, yeah, your brother died or my dad died, who was your brother, whoever, of alcoholism, my mom's sober. You're pressuring him to drink? I mean, really? No, no, but listen.

1:15:14 Drew But it's around, so.

1:15:15 Adam Dan.

1:15:16 Caller Yeah.

1:15:17 Adam Here's the thing. You don't have to hang out with those people, if that's the way you feel.

1:15:22 Caller Yeah, but it's to the point where I don't have very many friends in the first place, but the ones that I do try to get me to drink and it's just like, you know, I don't really have it.

1:15:33 Drew They've not been respectful of how traumatizing alcohol is gonna feel like.

1:15:37 Caller My dad died when I was 11 and he died of cocaine and morphine.

1:15:41 Drew Fantastic.

1:15:42 Adam Oh, really?

1:15:42 Caller Yeah.

1:15:43 Adam Oh, well that's different.

1:15:44 Caller And by the way, I've listened to you guys ever since I went to my boarding school, so you guys have pretty much been my real male role model.

1:15:51 Adam Real?

1:15:52 Drew Adam is your real male. Combine us, don't let it be either one of us.

1:15:55 Caller Thank you. At my boarding school, everyone listens to you, by the way, at the boarding school.

1:16:00 Adam We'll thank them. What's the name of it?

1:16:02 Caller Hannah Boy Center.

1:16:04 Adam Handle Boy? Oh, for Christ's sake. I thought it was Handle.

1:16:08 Drew No, it's the cartoon Boy Center.

1:16:09 Adam Hannah Boy Center.

1:16:10 Caller And that's what they talk about all the time. You know, oh, did you hear Loveline? Oh, did you hear Loveline? Oh, yeah.

1:16:16 Adam All right, well, go fighting pedophiles. What's the name of the team?

1:16:23 Caller They don't have a football team. I go to college now, so.

1:16:28 Adam Listen, that's bad news. You go to a boy's school. Hannah is the name of the school and there's no football team. You got to figure you're getting felt up at that school pretty good. You know what I mean?

1:16:39 Drew I don't know about that.

1:16:40 Adam No, you know, it's funny, whenever I hear about these Hazings, they do these haze stories. They're like, they're at the football camp and then they're like, they interview the parents and they're like, first off, I always love it when the announcers, John Stossel's interviewing the distraught family or it's Barbara Walters or whoever it's Connie Chung. And they've never heard of anything. It's always funny. The mom's like, well, they did something called tea bagging. John Stossel's gotta be, what is this tea bagging? It's important, it's by the way, it's important for you not to know what a rim job is or tea bagging is or anything like, like if you're John Stossel and they go, what they did to him was called, oh yeah, I know tea bagging. Don't worry. I've frankly invented it. And sometimes it's crazy, like Barbara Walters never heard of like nipples and stuff. She'd be like, fondled your breasts. I don't, what is that fondle? What is that? They play stupid for journalists. Like, let's say, let's put it this way, you're a journalist, right?

1:17:46 Drew I'm not sure they're playing stupid.

1:17:47 Adam Okay, but let me, let's put it this way. You're a journalist. You're doing a story with a family whose kid was physically or sexually abused. Part of it was the teabagging. Don't you get the bio, the paper, read the stuff? Haven't you heard teabagging? If you don't know what teabagging is, two weeks before this, when the assignment comes to you, don't you say to someone at the office, hey Lou, don't show me, but what is teabagging? I got, it says it in the article. You get on the internet and look it up. You know, the mom says you have to act surprised. What is this teabagging?

1:18:20 Drew Here's what comes up on the prompt during the morning.

1:18:22 Adam Right. Drew's shown me, Drew's doing, what are you doing? Today's show.

1:18:27 Drew That's it, that's their prep. So they're like.

1:18:29 Adam But I say, they say they don't know what it is. It makes them sound less lascivious. If you know what all this dirty stuff is, it makes you a creep.

1:18:36 Drew Well, yeah, not just lascivious. It means you've been there.

1:18:38 Adam You've been there. Right, Stossel's done some bagging, is what that means. Give me a break, give me a bag. So, so it's like, but they always talk to the parents and the kid, poor kid sitting in between. It's always the same kid. There's a kind of bad skin, blockhead, that bad teenage haircut, bangs down, and the choker makes their head look even fatter in the one earring, you know? They look like-

1:19:00 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones The ears stick out.

1:19:01 Adam Right, right. They're just sitting there and they're like, so, so the kids held you down while one of them put his scrotum in your mouth. Oh dear Lord, that is shy. And I'm always laughing. I'm thinking, oh God, I wish I thought of that. Like, all we were doing is pissing on everybody. We forgot about the teabag. I wish I would have got to the teabag. Yeah, but they're always disgusted. And they don't have a context for it. It becomes a sexual assault, but it's not really a sexual assault. It's just abuse.

1:19:32 Drew It's abuse, yeah.

1:19:33 Adam See, that's the whole thing that I don't think they understand the newscasters and the parents and stuff. It's like, your kid was not sexually assaulted. He was assaulted with a scrotum sack, but it wasn't sexual. It was to humiliate. That's the whole thing.

1:19:49 Drew And yet, Dr. Freud might have a few different inclinations on that one.

1:19:54 Adam That's just good sound abuse there. And listen, hey, you wanna make the team? You wanna make the team.

1:20:00 Drew Yes.

1:20:01 Adam What is this tea bag? Tell me about the tea bag. What is the process? Now, the bag is steeped in one's mouth, yes.

1:20:14 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones They attempted to fist my fist?

1:20:17 Adam Fist, fist. What is fist? Rectally rape myself. What rectal? What is this? Anus. The anus. What is anus? A bunghole. No, don't know bunghole. He took a mop handle and forced it. Mop handle, what is a mop?

1:20:37 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones They ball bagged my, they did what?

1:20:41 Adam They don't know.

1:20:42 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Even while I use my imagination, I can't imagine what that bowling ball bagged.

1:20:47 Adam They want them to explain it too, that's the thing. They'd like them to, In front of the boy. Junior, lie down. Let daddy, let daddy demonstrate using a throw pillow.

1:21:00 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Actual tea bag.

1:21:04 Adam Michael?

1:21:05 Yes.

1:21:05 Adam You're 21?

1:21:06 Caller Yes, I am.

1:21:08 Adam What's up?

1:21:09 Caller Well, I'm having like a problem. Well, it's been for a real while that my last testicle feels like, you know.

1:21:17 Adam Testicle, what is that?

1:21:19 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You gotta be a little more specific.

1:21:21 Adam Is that part of the bag?

1:21:23 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, I don't, these terms.

1:21:25 Caller I guess I'm a little innocent because I don't know what tea bag is.

1:21:28 Drew All right, what's one of your testicles?

1:21:30 Adam You and John Stossel.

1:21:31 Caller It's like really tight, like the veins behind it, it's like really connecting, it's like really pulling on it, you know.

1:21:37 Drew It feels like it's pulling.

1:21:38 Caller Yeah, it feels like it's pulling.

1:21:40 Drew Don't assume it actually is pulling. It just feels like there's a pulling sensation.

1:21:43 Caller No, it feels like nobody's pulling on it.

1:21:44 Drew Yeah.

1:21:45 Caller And well.

1:21:46 Drew Does it get up into your abdomen?

1:21:47 Caller Yeah, exactly. It's in my abdomen and it's like on the left inner thigh.

1:21:52 Drew And then radiate down your leg too? All right, you gotta get that checked out. Why didn't you have that checked out?

1:21:57 Adam I just call it.

1:22:00 Caller I got like some medicine for it and Medicine? It kind of just numbed the pain.

1:22:04 Drew Over the content? No, no, wait a minute, Michael.

1:22:05 Adam You put some anusol on it.

1:22:07 Drew It's probably something called epididymitis.

1:22:10 Caller Okay.

1:22:10 Drew Is that what they told you it was?

1:22:11 Caller No, they actually didn't tell me.

1:22:13 Drew All right, but it could be a torsion where the testicle twists on itself and cuts off its own blood supply and can be quite serious.

1:22:18 Caller Really?

1:22:19 Drew So you need to see a urologist. They probably need to do an ultrasound. They'll put you on some anti-inflammatories initially and figure out what this is. But to get to see a urologist, all right?

1:22:28 Adam Yeah. Or you'll be teabagging with half a bag. Yes, Drew?

1:22:32 Drew Or a swollen bag.

1:22:33 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Oh. Big teabag.

1:22:36 Adam You got to shoehorn that bag into the mug. Yeah, that's tough. Shoehorn, what is a shoehorn? Now, I've heard of shoe. That's when you want to fly to go away.

1:22:47 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones If you give me a second, let me just put my own mind to it. Nope, nope, I still can't imagine.

1:22:53 Adam We're going to talk to Peter as a question for Dicky. We got to take a break, but no, let's get to Peter. Peter? Peter?

1:23:03 Caller Yeah?

1:23:03 Adam Young Peter, you're 14. What's your question for Dicky?

1:23:09 Caller I want to know what the purpose of the dancing guy in your band is.

1:23:13 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones That's an interesting question. Dancing guy? These terms you use. Ben has been with us for many years since the band started. Right. Originally, the very first show we ever played, we went from Joe's Garage to the Rat Night Club, and they said that everybody had to be over 21 or performing in the band. He couldn't be a roadie. We had him figure he'll be the roadie, you know, when you start the band, you're going to be the roadie. Right.

1:23:44 Adam And this is at School Rock. And Ben's just a buddy.

1:23:46 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Ben's a buddy. We couldn't imagine him not being there because he was at all the practices and drank the beer with us. Right.

1:23:52 Adam And you're in Joe Gittleman's Garage?

1:23:53 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah.

1:23:54 Adam All right.

1:23:54 Drew And now you're going to play in Joe Gittleman's Mom's Garage.

1:23:58 Adam And now you're going to play. And now you're going to play the Ratt Club. And you can't get Ben in.

1:24:05 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones And they're saying, so now the whole group's not going to be there like all of us.

1:24:08 Adam How old's Ben at the time?

1:24:09 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Ben was probably 19.

1:24:11 Adam All right. So he's got to be part of the band, but he doesn't play anything.

1:24:15 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Right. Right. So I said, Ben, you know, when the music starts, get up there, I don't care what you do. And you know, that's what he came up with.

1:24:24 Drew The rest is history.

1:24:25 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones And he's never, you know.

1:24:26 Drew Never look back.

1:24:27 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah.

1:24:27 Adam I'll tell you, I've seen the Boston's many times and said this many times. It is great to see Ben dancing on stage. He's going back and forth. He's got his scoffing on. He's always wearing a nice suit. And it's just something great and novel about it. And the good part is, is he's not that good a dancer, but he's not bad. He's just not good enough to be distracting. Yeah.

1:24:48 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones But he looks like a buddy. He looks like a pal.

1:24:51 Adam Yeah.

1:24:51 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I want to hang out with every guy.

1:24:53 Adam He has a couple of good moves. He's going back and forth on stage and it's, it really adds to it.

1:24:59 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You know what? He's the sweetest guy on earth. He's never, I've never heard him say an unkind word about anybody.

1:25:06 Adam No. Unkind. Word? What does that mean, Drew?

1:25:09 Drew It's a stretch.

1:25:10 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones And he's heard me say.

1:25:11 Drew Will we go pee?

1:25:12 Adam Unkind things about him?

1:25:13 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You're going to go what?

1:25:15 Adam Pee? Where does that? What is this? Is that like pee bag? We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Loveline. Hey, everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam. Dr. Drew, Dick Barrett in here tonight. Dear, dear friend, Dicky Barrett from The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. You can also find Dicky, by the way, not only singing with the Bosstones, but also on this new album. It's called A Santa Cause, and it's a punk rock Christmas CD, and it's got a lot of cool bands on it. Bosstones, they forementioned Bosstones, Blink 182, Newfound Glory, Something Corporate, and a bunch of other bands. And all the money goes to Pediatric Aids. So there's your cause.

1:26:20 Drew So you drove Dicky here tonight.

1:26:21 Adam I picked up Dicky.

1:26:22 Drew So we can't talk tonight.

1:26:24 Adam Drew and I usually, well, I'll tell you what. Usually, Drew and I speak via the cell phone on the ride home. But you know-

1:26:32 Drew You're gonna drop him off.

1:26:33 Adam I'll drop Dicky off. And then the party will start when I get to talk to Drew on the cell phone.

1:26:39 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I promise, you know, when I nail down this job and if I plan on living here, I'll get a car, I'll get a vehicle, yeah.

1:26:45 Adam Yeah.

1:26:45 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Not a big car, yeah. Adam has a ton of cars.

1:26:47 Drew He has a Segway.

1:26:49 Adam No, I like vehicles, yeah. I want to talk to this guy, Victoria, it's a chick. Yeah. Victoria. You're 19, what's up?

1:27:06 Drew This is why I did not go to her, Adam.

1:27:08 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Unbelievable.

1:27:09 Adam Oh, shut up.

1:27:10 Drew No, no, I wasn't going to go to her at all tonight.

1:27:12 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I was feeling that too.

1:27:13 Adam Has death fetish, gets off looking at pictures of dead women. That seems like a good call. So now you want to talk to menstrual cramps.

1:27:21 Drew It just, well, let's go back to-

1:27:22 Adam Extremely painful.

1:27:23 Drew Now we got to finish this back.

1:27:25 Adam Look, here's Drew. Listen, kids, here's what you get with Drew. Carolyn, she's 16, she's calling from San Francisco. Menstrual cramps are extremely painful, period. Worse than normal, period.

1:27:39 Drew That was going to be a quick one and then we're going to go to this one.

1:27:41 Adam Oh, that's going to be a quick one, my ass.

1:27:43 Drew Yeah, it's a quick one.

1:27:43 Adam Boyfriend, let's see, boyfriend was bisexual, claims it was a phase and he's over it. All right, that's better. I don't want to talk about menstrual cramps.

1:27:51 Drew Well, let's finish with Victoria.

1:27:53 Adam Well, hold on. Let me yell at Victoria for a second. Victoria. Listen, screwball, you cannot use the F word or the S word. Do you understand me?

1:28:04 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones On the radio. Real life you can.

1:28:06 Adam All right, wait a minute. Listen, Victoria, we're going to hang up on you in just one second if you don't start playing ball, okay?

1:28:15 Caller What do you want to hear?

1:28:16 Adam Now the phone goes dead. Are you there, Victoria?

1:28:20 Caller Yeah, what do you want to hear?

1:28:23 Adam I just don't want to hear any more profanity, all right? Okay, so.

1:28:29 Drew Unacceptable.

1:28:30 Adam You have a death fetish. Yeah. You like to look at pictures of dead people?

1:28:36 Caller Yeah, I don't understand why someone would be interested in something like that.

1:28:42 Drew Are you fascinated with it or is it a sexual thing?

1:28:45 Caller It's a very sexual.

1:28:49 Adam You masturbate to dead people's pictures?

1:28:52 Caller Can I just clear something up real quick? Yes. I don't mean like mangled, mutilated kind of bodies. I mean just, when someone looks like they're sleeping and at peace and like they have no say in the matter but they don't look, you know, terrible or anything.

1:29:12 Drew You're fat. Yeah, I've heard of this place. I've heard of this before too, where people need them. In order to feel sexual, they have to be with somebody who's actually not there. Who's dead.

1:29:20 Adam We could talk up.

1:29:22 Drew Yeah, Adam, we're a perfect partner for you.

1:29:23 Adam I play possum while you blow me. Hold on, I don't understand why the possum would need to watch Sports Center. Don't argue with my possum. Just start blowing. I do death my way, you do it your way. I like to eat and watch ESPN.

1:29:42 Drew Yeah, don't worry, his eyes won't move.

1:29:44 Adam Yeah, I won't blink.

1:29:47 Caller I'm gonna learn if I just get serious with Dr. Drew for a second because I'm really the one.

1:29:51 Drew Yeah, it is, instead of, it suggests that you've been highly, highly traumatized and that you're sort of connecting with a part of yourself that's very highly disconnected and dissociated.

1:30:01 Caller I don't remember anything bad ever happening to me, but my memories before the age of 12 are very shady, so maybe something horrible happened.

1:30:08 Drew All right, so an explicit memory before the age of 12, having none is a very unusual. And not only could there be things that you could perhaps get your hands on or begin to recall explicitly, God knows this is evidence that there is implicit memory left behind, that the brain function has been altered by the things that were happening to you.

1:30:26 Adam All right, so what should she do?

1:30:28 Drew Well, you know, if she's, it's therapy, therapy, therapy, if she was interested, if she can find somebody that can cooperate with this and she can have a close relationship in spite of it, that's one thing. But if she's having lots of symptoms, that's time to get checked out.

1:30:42 Adam True, I just had this wacky thought. You got a couple minutes and I'm tired of talking to people. Now listen, you have all these memories and once in a while, things pop in your head and they hit hard. I mean, you're nine years old and they become clear. Like you go, I could see the kind of kid I was or I could see myself thinking about this already or I could see the way my parents were when I was this age or that age. And it's important.

1:31:08 Drew That's all your brain's sinking up, reintegrating.

1:31:11 Adam Right.

1:31:12 Drew If it's because you're in therapy, that's what happens to you.

1:31:14 Adam How dare you? Here's the point. I just teabagged.

1:31:18 Caller The therapist?

1:31:19 Adam Here's what I'm saying. Do you think we will come to a time and are we working on this time where is all this stuff in our consciousness somewhere, in our brain?

1:31:32 Drew Some of it is and some of it isn't.

1:31:34 Adam Some is, some isn't. More than we can access at this point.

1:31:38 Drew No, more of it is left implicitly in terms of how the brain functions and that's what we're beginning to come to terms with is how to interpret the implicit remnants of experience.

1:31:48 Adam But what I'm saying is, is if you really start focusing on a period of your life, an age of your life, the friends you had, the activities you did, the guys that were on your baseball team or your football team or your schoolmates or something, you can start bringing up vivid images.

1:32:02 Drew Yes, lots of things you might not have done.

1:32:03 Adam Is there going to be a time, do you think, that we'll be able to sort of manufacture or tap into that, unleash it, go back? Do you know what I'm saying? Other than with, let's just say, yeah, being hypnotized. I'm talking about a couple electrodes planted on your head, you closing your eyes, getting a sleep deprivation tank before you know you're playing a little league game that you played 28 years ago. You see what I'm saying?

1:32:27 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Would you have to play the same way?

1:32:29 Drew No, he wants a total recall.

1:32:30 Adam I'm not gonna strike out, that's my point.

1:32:32 Drew No, there is no total recall machine or anything like that.

1:32:34 Adam Yeah.

1:32:35 Drew Nothing like that. We're working on it, nothing like that.

1:32:37 Adam Is that game in my head somewhere?

1:32:40 Drew There's no way of knowing.

1:32:41 Adam Pieces of it.

1:32:42 Drew Yeah, probably pieces of it.

1:32:43 Adam Yeah, but I-

1:32:43 Drew It goes with age, if you're nine, 10, yes, pieces of it are probably there.

1:32:46 Adam What about a high school football game?

1:32:48 Drew Oh, yes.

1:32:49 Adam It's all in there.

1:32:49 Drew You should have that.

1:32:50 Adam It's in there.

1:32:50 Drew Yeah.

1:32:50 Adam Well, let's go get it.

1:32:52 Drew Well.

1:32:53 Adam Use this pen.

1:32:54 Drew If you actually talk to therapy. So it might resurface.

1:32:59 Adam Let's take ourselves a little break. Dicky here from the Mighty Mighty Bosstones and Jimmy Kimmel Live. And we'll be right back. Well, that's the show. Hey, tomorrow night, Nicole Richie, daughter of Lionel Richie, is going to be, isn't it going to be sad when our listeners don't know who Lionel Richie is?

1:33:48 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, that's impossible.

1:33:50 Drew Oh yeah, it will happen.

1:33:52 Adam It will happen. Believe me.

1:33:53 Drew I remember he was singing the Olympics before most of our listeners were born.

1:33:56 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Oh yeah, the Commodores, though, and I came along before.

1:34:02 Adam I want to thank dear, dear, dear friend, Dicky Barrett for coming in tonight. Santa Claus is the name of the CD, the Bosstones and many other cool bands are on. And also you can go to www.bosstones.com if you want to find out anything about the band. See Dicky doing the announcing on Jimmy Kimmel Live. And until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo. I can't understand you with all that goo in your mouth.

1:34:32 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Why?

1:34:36 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Andy Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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