Episode 1000581831259

9:32 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

9:37 Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

9:42 Voiceover That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Ron Livingston is here tonight.

9:52 Drew Mr. Sunshine tonight, Adam. What's the deal?

9:54 Adam I'm in a good mood. I'm, hey.

9:56 Drew Hey. Hey.

9:58 Adam Now, I've worked like 15 days straight or something. And you know, I like to eat and I like to do nothing. And I don't, I hate work. So I'm really excited about the next four days.

10:08 Drew I see. Plus, it's cooling off.

10:10 Adam The weather's cool outside. This is my, we've got, it's like, it's football. It's cold. It's food. It's weather. It's all, it's no work. It's perfect. Ron Livingston's here. Glad to meet him for the third or fourth time, depending on how many times he's been here.

10:23 Drew Thinking it's the first.

10:25 Adam But that's what makes it fresh.

10:26 Drew That's right.

10:27 Adam I come home. I find a strange, busty woman in my bed when I get home. Turns out it's my wife. I'm always surprised.

10:33 Yeah.

10:35 Adam Yeah. Tell her can't be right. We're married. Right, Drew? I'm no scholar. Ron is here plugging The Cooler, which is a movie that I saw reviewed on Roper and Ebert and whoever, I think, last Sunday. And I gave it two huge thumbs up.

10:56 Ron Livingston That's good to hear.

10:57 Adam And those guys, you know, they have a hard time agreeing on things. And when you get the two thumbs up, it's fairly rare, probably somewhere in the 15 to 20 percent range. And now a big thumbs up for The Cooler.

11:09 Ron Livingston You think that's fixed?

11:11 Adam The thumbs up?

11:12 Ron Livingston Yeah, that they go at each other, that they have.

11:14 Adam Yeah, because I did see The Cooler and I got to believe it's rigged because this was a flaming turd, Drew. I've got to be honest with you, they're paid off, obviously. No, you know, I do what I do always find a little suspicious is I do watch the show religiously and I'm not sure why I just really enjoy watching them review movies. And sometimes I'll see them that they split in the paper like thumb up and thumb down. And I mean, on the show they split. And then when I see in the newspaper, the paper, the review says thumbs up, but it doesn't say two thumbs up. So, I think the idea is what they try to trick you is they go like Siskel or Roper or whatever. One of them gave the thumbs up, so they write thumbs up. You got to see two thumbs up for it to be both of them. That's what I think. And the cooler? Thumbs up. Two thumbs up. Two thumbs up. Wow. Two thumbs up.

12:04 Ron Livingston Emphasis on two.

12:06 Adam William H. Macy, amazing, one of the best actors of the last ten years. And maybe more, Alec Baldwin, dear, dear, dear friend, I mean, this is a great cast. Now was this, this was shot, was it shot in Vegas?

12:22 Ron Livingston We shot it in Reno. It's set in Vegas. Reno is cheaper. And we got a casino, we got ahold of a place that was going out of business. They were redecorating it and ownership was changing. So we owned the place for the whole three weeks. So it was kind of like the shining in a casino.

12:41 Adam And was it all shot on like a three-chip camera or something, something? I mean, was it was it shot on film or was it shot digitally?

12:50 Ron Livingston No, it was on film as far as I know. Yeah, I believe it's on film unless you know more than I do, which is highly possible.

12:57 Adam I was, Anderson says film, so I got to believe him. But I was talking to Alec Baldwin like a year and a half ago about something he was shooting in Vegas or somewhere in that area and he said he was shooting it on like digital something and I wasn't sure if this was that or something else.

13:12 Ron Livingston No, I don't think this was it.

13:13 Adam Ron was also great in Sex and the City, by the way, playing Sir Jessica Parker's.

13:20 Ron Livingston Thank you.

13:21 Adam Boyfriend who couldn't ride a motorcycle. I like that show. You got to be quiet about it around the office.

13:26 Drew Do you like that show?

13:27 Adam Yeah, I like it. It's a good show. Well, it's well written. It's well acted. It's maybe more, you know, it gets a little more heat than it deserves and maybe it's a little overrated or something at times, but it's a good, solid show. Good storylines, good actors.

13:43 Drew Clever.

13:43 Adam Yeah.

13:45 Drew I just asked this, though. Let me ask you this one question. I'm bothered by the, and I actually like it too, but I'm bothered by the unreality of the characters. You know, like Samantha is just a really, like a very, very, very disturbed person.

13:55 Adam Yeah.

13:56 Drew And I can see why Samantha and the prissy girl and the Sarah Jessica Parker characters would hang out together. They're all sick, basically. Right. And they support each other, each one of those ill pathology. But why does the Kim Nixon character hang out there? The redhead? She's like substantial and together. And think about how she's...

14:14 Adam She's neurotic too.

14:15 Drew But think how she treats men. She kind of does them a favor of having sex with them, like an, okay, I'll go, uh, yeah. And she's gay.

14:21 Adam You think she's gay?

14:22 Drew That's the only way, that's the only way it makes sense to me.

14:23 Adam Well, and maybe, well, there will be no next season. Huh?

14:26 Drew Maybe, but it's season finale.

14:27 Adam All right. Uh, so, uh, Ron is here, the cooler, the cooler's out in LA and New York, but, uh, really just getting, uh, rave reviews and, uh, an interesting storyline too, which is, uh, William H. Macy is, uh, paid by the casino to sort of cool down guys who are on a hot streak.

14:45 Ron Livingston Yeah, he's, he's by, just by the way of his karma, he's, he's the worst gambler in the world. His luck's so bad that not only does he lose, but anyone he stands next to loses. Nice. So of course, you know, I can play that role.

14:57 Adam Just in life. You ruin people's lives.

15:00 Yeah.

15:00 Adam Bad news. Yeah.

15:02 Drew No, just the, the, especially when it comes to numbers and dice and cards and things.

15:05 Yeah.

15:06 Drew Really bad.

15:07 Adam See, it, it first, I thought it was, uh, a homage to, uh, Roadhouse where Patrick Swayze played the best cooler in the business. That's, uh, that's Bouncer. Really, really. That best cooler in the business.

15:21 Drew Wow, interesting.

15:22 Adam That's the other thing that never, never happens in the movies. Like, hey, this guy's the best cooler in the business. No one ever goes, uh.

15:27 Drew What does that mean?

15:28 Adam What does that mean? He's a bouncer. He bounces. There's never any weird confusion. It's just like that part where he goes, meet me on 555 Old Maple Lane at 12 o'clock on Tuesday. No one ever goes, hold on, let me get a pan. There's no momentum stopping. He's telling 14 year old girls, hey, that's Dalton. He's the best cooler in the business. Oh yeah. No one goes, huh? And as you know, from talking to our list, there's no one's heard of anything ever. Right?

15:52 Drew Well, they have way of living.

15:53 Adam You two got 80 years of wisdom between the two of you, and five college degrees, and neither one of you morons knew what a cooler was, right? That's my point. If this was a movie, we'd still be talking about it. We'd be well into Act Three, and I'd still be just explaining what Dalton does. Let's take some calls. I'm in a good mood.

16:11 Drew You are. I can't get over it.

16:12 What the hell happened today? I don't want to eat.

16:14 Adam I'm excited about eating.

16:15 Drew What happened today?

16:16 Adam I'll tell you what happened. I'll tell you something else that happened today. I was driving over here tonight. I stopped at the liquor store down on the bottom of the hill.

16:24 Drew You got loaded. That's what you're having.

16:25 Adam No, no, no. That's for later. I got loaded for later. I bought some booze and I realized I forgot my wallet. I had about 30 bucks worth of booze.

16:33 Drew Oh, and the guys that you could say put it in my tab.

16:35 Adam The guys that just sign up. And I thought, that's because it's a place I go to. And then I thought, this is an important message to share with the kiddies and all of America as well as my cranberry recipe, which is coming up soon too, which is everyone's trying to save a buck, but let me just tell you a couple of things. You got to patronize your local hole in the wall ma and pa places. You got to keep these places around.

16:58 Ron Livingston Is Walmart going to give you free booze?

17:00 Adam No, no, no.

17:01 Drew But just for that, you're going to show up with a basket or something next time you go in there.

17:04 Adam Well, I'll tell you, there's a couple of things. I always leave these guys to change. If something is 2875, I just give them 30 bucks and leave. I go, you get it back to me one day. That's another good thing. You reap what you sow, everybody. Get out there, spread it around a little bit, number one. But number two, your time is important and you're worth something. People don't do it. Everyone will go to Home Depot to buy a couple of wing nuts or something. They'll go buy 75 cents worth of screws and wait in line for four hours. You got to figure that you're worth, figure at least a couple bucks an hour, right? So if the drive's a little further and the wait's a little longer and the place a little bigger and the parking lot's a little fuller, that's going to cost, whatever that money is, is going to be absorbed. I mean, look, if you're buying 70,000 board feet of knotty pine, then by all means go to the Home Depot. But for the nickel and dime stuff, get in, get out, establish a relationship with the local guy. They'll know you, they'll help you out, they'll treat you right.

18:00 Drew And you've been waiting for this.

18:02 Adam I have. All I get is this, I'm used to the steely-eyed glare of the foreigner behind the bulletproof glass at the 76th station.

18:13 No, I cannot have.

18:16 Adam I don't want anything. I'm just like, No! Do you guys have a water? Can I get water? Well, I want to get air.

18:23 50 cent!

18:26 Adam I'm trying to get to Glendale. Should I take the one on?

18:28 No! No! No! No!

18:31 Adam Take tunnel here!

18:33 No!

18:35 Adam Do you got the ultralights or the? The pump says out of order, but I got a 70 cent. Isn't that what it is? Listen, I'm going to need to borrow a gas can. I got a Faberge egg I can leave. I got some gold ingots that I salvage from a Spanish warship galley off the coast of Costa Rica. The gas can's only three dollars.

19:05 No, cannot have. No! No, cannot have. No, cannot! I'm trying this beverage. No!

19:11 Adam It's goat based. No, cannot have. This is a falafel stand by the way.

19:16 No, cannot have. No, no, no, you cannot have.

19:20 No, no mixing.

19:21 No, cannot have. Read the menu. No, no, get fired. No!

19:25 Adam Yeah, this is the time I try to mix the chicken and the lamb shawarma over the zanku chicken and the bitch starts screaming at me and I had to drive to another one that was about ten miles away just to prove my point but yeah, it's good for the life. They're trying to make people over there. I did another one where I was trying to pay with a credit card for a falafel sandwich and the falafel was $3.99 and the minimum credit card was $10 so I told them, just take the $10, give me the falafel and they said, no. I think in their world I would be trying to get away with something.

20:10 Drew Anything is trying to get away with something.

20:12 Adam That's right. You come from that part of the country, you blow fart, you're trying to get away with something right? Anything? It's all something. Everyone's guilty until proven guilty. Right? Is that the motto over there? It's great. Good. So everyone listen. Here's the deal. If you got a good business, pay them a couple extra bucks. These guys can be your friends and if someone's in a hole, tell them to f off and never go there and tell everyone not to go there and get them out of business. Thank you. And is this LZ or you think that's Liz? LZ, you're 15.

20:45 Caller Yeah.

20:46 Adam What's up?

20:49 Caller Okay, I work off all the time and I was wondering if you could get an orgasm by whacking off?

20:58 Drew That's the purpose of that. That's what guys have in mind when they do that.

21:02 Adam I'm going to do some rough calculations. I'm about 36,847 out of 36,847 on my whacking off orgasm ratio.

21:15 Drew Yeah.

21:16 Adam Yeah. So I'm pretty good. It's a streak and every day is a new day and every day it could be broken. It could fall.

21:23 Ron Livingston You want to talk about the other times?

21:25 Adam That's it. I've never whacked off and not have positive results. So LZ.

21:32 Caller Yeah.

21:33 Adam Yeah, that's why God invented whacking off.

21:35 Drew You may be a little bit young to be doing this, which makes me worry about why you're doing it.

21:40 Caller Well, okay. Yeah, because I don't like, okay, there's, okay, my ex, well, actually a girl, she's 17. She wants to lose her virginity to me and I don't know her background either. So, I don't...

21:53 Adam Well, if she wants to lose her virginity to you, how extensive could her background be?

22:03 Caller I don't know if, like, if she does drugs or anything.

22:05 Adam You think she's like a 17-year-old virgin junkie?

22:09 Caller Yeah, probably. I don't know.

22:12 Adam Well, he is, he is calling.

22:13 Drew Bakersfield.

22:14 Adam Bakersfield.

22:15 Drew Maybe that could happen there as well.

22:16 Adam So, she's probably a junkie. LZ.

22:19 Drew Yeah.

22:20 Adam Here's what you need to do.

22:21 Drew Slow down.

22:22 Adam Slow down. Don't get anyone pregnant.

22:24 Caller Oh, I'm not.

22:25 Drew He's never had an orgasm.

22:27 Adam All right. You're cool, buddy. You got to get out of that Bakersfield though, right?

22:31 Caller Yeah.

22:32 Adam Yeah. All right. Is he smoking pot?

22:35 Drew I've tried to... I thought I heard the beginnings of that.

22:39 Adam LZ, you smoking pot?

22:40 Caller No, I don't. Well, I used to.

22:43 Drew Liar!

22:44 Liar whore! Liar whore!

22:46 Drew You know it! It's at 15, I used to.

22:48 All right.

22:48 Adam But that was back in the day?

22:50 Drew Last week?

22:52 Caller Well, I have to take drug tests every month.

22:55 Caller Uh-huh. All right.

22:58 Adam All right, LZ. Easy with the weed. Leave her. And listen, when you take someone's virginity, it's a little responsibility.

23:04 Drew Yeah.

23:05 Adam Yeah.

23:05 Drew Yeah. I'm not sure LZ's up for responsibilities right now.

23:09 Adam We got a question for Ron over here about Office Space, which is, uh, Engineer Anderson's all-time favorite movie. And I would say mine too, but... No, it's not. It isn't?

23:18 Caller No, it's like one of my favorite comedies in the last six years, for sure.

23:21 Adam Ron's right here, buddy.

23:22 Caller I love it. And you're raw and you're amazing in it.

23:26 Caller That's so interesting.

23:27 It can't be my favorite film.

23:29 Caller I'm an aficionado.

23:30 Please.

23:31 Adam Listen, Jackoff, that's called artistic license, what I was using there.

23:36 I don't buy it.

23:37 Adam Go ahead. Thomas?

23:39 Yeah. I was wondering, well, actually, first I want to say to Drew, you know, I love your book. I read it, you know, I came to this studio and you really got me psyched about it. So I read it and I loved it. I actually used it in an essay relating it to a great Gatsby.

23:57 Ron Livingston Oh, wow.

23:58 Yeah. So and then I wrote for Ron, what was it like working with Mike Judge and Jennifer Aniston?

24:06 Ron Livingston It was really cool. Mike's one of those guys, because he's an animator, I sort of thought that he was going to be very kind of meticulous and have things planned out. But he directs more like a bass player where he has bass player. Yeah. Yeah. He used to be a rock and roll sideman guy after he quit his engineering job and before he started animating. So he's really, yeah, he really kind of jumped around a lot before discovering how to make trillions of dollars. But it was really cool. He, everything was really loose and it was a lot of fun.

24:39 Adam Yeah.

24:41 Ron Livingston Exactly.

24:41 Adam All right, Thomas. Hey, good times there. What do you mean you were in the studio?

24:47 I came to the studio on June 16th. I don't know, Adam, I didn't really talk to you too much, but I was the guy who busted the bogus caller. You remember? Miriam?

24:58 Adam Man, was I?

24:59 Drew Oh, yeah, the broke Miriam.

25:01 Adam How did he break her?

25:03 He what?

25:03 Drew He heard it.

25:04 Caller He freaked it out.

25:06 Adam But what, you were in the studio with, where the hell were we?

25:08 You were over there?

25:09 Drew He was across the window.

25:11 It was at Westwood One, yeah, and then, yeah.

25:14 Adam Okay, buddy.

25:16 Thank you. I was supposed to say, I know Tara's leaving, so I just, I guess, goodbye to her from all of us at wherever I am, I guess.

25:23 Adam Whatever. Okay, Atlanta, for all of us at, and then he realizes he's going to high school. Tara, don't call me Tara, god damn it, is going to be out of here on the 30th, by the way.

25:35 Drew Nice, Anderson.

25:36 Adam No, that's not, that's clapping like good for her. Not like we're happy to see her go, is it?

25:44 Drew Anderson did that thing.

25:46 Adam I know. All right.

25:49 Drew Just get the cranberry thing over with here.

25:51 Adam Okay, okay, I would like to do it. So why, someone's calling about cranberry?

25:55 Drew Yes.

25:55 Adam Found a cranberry recipe on the back of Ocean Spray. Chaz? Hey.

26:02 What's up?

26:03 Adam Is this Chaz the dude? All right. You found a recipe for cranberry?

26:09 Yeah, I found the exact recipe on the back of the Ocean Spray. Cranberries, fresh cranberries at Wegmans.

26:17 Drew Yeah, that's where I got it.

26:19 Adam That's where I got it.

26:21 Drew Oh, you thought I would invent it.

26:24 Adam I could hand it down from a Corolla to a Corolla.

26:27 Drew And by the way, had it been handed down through Corolla Generations.

26:30 You're very ambiguous when you're describing it. You're like, oh, my, I think it was your aunt pulled out some of the jelly stuff and said, no, I'll take my own recipe.

26:44 Drew Adam's Test Kitchen. Face it, if Corolla's had passed it down for generations, it would have.

26:49 Adam Wouldn't be any good.

26:50 Drew It somehow would have come from the back of a can or something.

26:53 Adam There's nothing handed. The only thing handed down for the Corolla's was the nappy hair. That was it. And the nasally, maybe the only thing I got, I think, is maybe a deviated septum.

27:05 Drew I was just thinking, when are you going to get that fixed? When are you going to get that fixed?

27:08 Adam I got the cotton mouth going at night. I can't breathe at night.

27:12 Drew You're a grown man, come on.

27:13 Adam Mostly my mouth wide open.

27:14 Drew Take care of yourself, get that done.

27:15 Adam What do I do?

27:16 Drew Go get the, I'll send you to a guy and get it taken care of.

27:18 Adam Yeah, you sent me to a guy for my hand.

27:20 Drew It's all done now.

27:23 Adam You're right, Drew.

27:24 Drew Just because he wouldn't let you wear your underwear for the surgery, you've never forgiven me.

27:27 Adam He's doing hand surgery and he needs my underpants? What kind of pedophile, what kind of, well maybe he's not a pedophile, but the point is what kind of pervert needs a pair of underpants to work on a man's arm, you know what I mean? Stretched out. Ron, I was strapped out like Jesus on the cross with like a six foot sandwich board behind me. They taped my hand to this thing so I wouldn't move around while they were doing their surgery and you still needed my underpants.

27:54 Caller You need your underpants.

27:56 Adam And then you got to put the gown on with the big club, the big club cast on and you're all drugged up and your asshole's hanging out the back and you got a tie in the back. But how are you going to tie anything in the back with the big club hand and you're all. Pumped up and viking in and stuff and just walk around your nutsack dragging everywhere? How much sack do you think those nurses see per year? Millions and miles?

28:23 Drew That year, that year, you put them over the top. I mean, there's so much sack there. They've been talking about it to this day.

28:29 Ron Livingston It was a very good year.

28:30 Caller Is it a big good sack year?

28:31 Drew Like a banner sack year? Because of you, Adam, because of you.

28:34 Adam How much sack do they want to see and how much old sack? And as you get older, let me tell you what happens. You get older, you get smaller, your sack gets bigger. Your sack and your nose keep growing. And your ears, your sack and your nose. Those are the three things that keep growing.

28:49 Drew Anything that has affected by gravity.

28:51 Adam Everything, everything else starts shrinking. So eventually, a guy's like 200 pounds with an eight ounce sack is going to be 135 with a 70 pound sack. It's true, Drew. It's true. If you get old enough, this is how it will go. Most don't live that long because I had those calculations for like 3000 years.

29:09 Drew You have a precocious sack.

29:10 Adam I have a large.

29:11 Drew You're ahead.

29:12 Adam I have a large sack. But the point is, is I don't need to have the sack hanging out while the stupid smock is pulled up over my head with the thing and the drugs and the IVs and just leave the guys underpants. You take the underpants when you work on underpants areas. You know what I mean?

29:28 Ron Livingston Absolutely.

29:29 Adam See Ron, Ron and I can.

29:30 Drew It's on your side. Ron was last on here in 1996, you were complaining about the same thing.

29:36 Ron Livingston Yeah.

29:37 Adam Well, he brought it up then. That's what happened.

29:39 Drew All right.

29:40 Adam What was I talking about? Cranberry sauce?

29:41 Drew Yeah, we're all done with that.

29:43 Adam We're not done with cranberry sauce.

29:44 Drew Oh, you have to give the recipe.

29:45 Adam Okay, here's all you have to do because Ron, here's what happens. What happens? What happens is people spend, they sit in the kitchen for five, six hours and then at the very end, they bust out the can opener and they open a can of cranberry sauce, unacceptable to me. Absurd. Sometimes it's like it's jelly and they like slice it up and it's sort of serrated. It's like the shape of the can. It's very low rent, very white trash, very white trash move. Here's all you do. Get a sack of cranberries, loose cranberries, an ocean spray sack, you know, you just take that sack. You... Nice segue. Yeah, nice segue, right? You just take one cup of water, one cup and then go a little lighter than a full cup of sugar because you can sweeten a little more. Go by three quarters of a cup of sugar, dump that in the pot, bring it to a boil, dump the sack of cranberries in, put the lid on it. It's done. Five minutes later. Five minutes, five, six minutes. Fresh cranberry sauce. Fresh, zesty, warm cranberries.

30:41 Drew You don't have to stir it or anything, Wetzel.

30:43 Adam You give it a little, you know, you give it a little stir around and put the lid on it, turn the heat down. It's done. I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's marginally more work than opening the can, marginally, but barely, about the same calories burned as opening the can and getting the crap out of the can is making it fresh. Well worth it. Well worth it. Well worth it. I like when they say season to taste on the thing, like, you know, what are you going to do? Put a bunch of crap you're allergic to in there? You know what I hate? I, I hate rosemary. I'm going to stuff it full of rosemary just to make myself vomit. Season to taste. You have no ass, you retards. Ron Livingston is here tonight. The Cooler is his movie. It is out in New York. It is out in LA. With your good support, it will be out everywhere soon.

31:29 Caller Knock on wood.

31:30 Adam And it's got an all-star cast, a lot of good actors in this movie and great, great reviews so far. So, take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

31:39 Caller Hello.

31:40 Caller This is your radio. Every hour two Americans under the age of 25 are infected with HIV. Protect yourself, call toll free 1-866-344-KNOW.

32:13 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline.

32:15 Caller I'm Adam.

32:15 Adam That's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Ron Livingston is here tonight. The cooler name of his new movie next week. Macy Gray is going to be here. Kathy Griffin is going to be here. Tori Amos is going to be here. David Allen Grier and Joel from Good Charlotte is going to be here. Yes?

32:38 Drew Yes.

32:39 Adam Yes. It's an all-star lineup, Drew.

32:42 Drew It's driving me crazy, this roof problem.

32:44 Adam Drew's going to have a little roof problem. He's trying to explain it to me and he's not doing a great job. Drew, your words can't draw a picture, neither can your mouth.

32:52 Drew Neither can my hand.

32:53 Adam Neither can your hand, yeah. It's all a disaster.

32:56 Drew Yes.

32:56 Adam What are you drawing?

32:57 Drew All I know is that this is how these tiles fit.

32:59 Adam Drew, you've drawn the Australian Opera House. That's all I see.

33:05 Drew You're right.

33:06 Adam Ron thinks you're an idiot now. Come on, you could draw something, but drew it during the break. Yeah.

33:12 Drew Yeah.

33:12 Adam All right. Drew's having a house problems. Back to the phones.

33:17 Drew Yeah.

33:19 Adam Amanda?

33:20 Caller Yes.

33:21 Adam What's up?

33:23 Caller I have a problem and it's kind of doing with my husband. I can go down on him for I've done it up to two hours now. I can't get him off. But in the past with the other guys I've gotten, I've getting them within five minutes.

33:39 Drew Did you tell him that?

33:40 Adam That's nice.

33:41 Drew That's why he's not getting off.

33:42 Adam Tell him that about 45 minutes in.

33:44 Drew What's the matter with you?

33:46 Adam And by the way, if I don't get a mouthful of tapioca after the first hour, I'm packing it in. You know what I'm saying?

33:54 Drew Yeah.

33:54 Adam I'm just figuring I don't get an hour or two with the BJs. Ron, am I right? Two hours is a long time. Two hours is a lot of blowing. I don't know if I have collectively two hours under my belt, Drew. What do you think?

34:07 Drew You probably got at least two hours, don't you?

34:09 Adam No, thanks.

34:10 Drew Be fair here.

34:14 Adam I know.

34:14 Drew But he's not into it.

34:15 Adam Can you really, by the way, can you really blow a guy for two hours or is that just chick time where you think you don't have enough room to make it through the alley but you really have a ton of room or you think the ceiling is 60 feet high but it's really 11 feet high? Is that that chick estimating thing?

34:32 Drew It's God's estimate of time. Even if we're 20 minutes, it would feel like two hours.

34:36 Adam Yeah.

34:37 Drew And be that as it may, it's a long time. Some guys do not have orgasm within a course.

34:41 Adam Not his gig.

34:46 Drew He probably likes it as part of the whole...

34:50 Caller He's always playing with himself and I'm wondering if that could be the reason.

34:57 Adam Is he retarded? Sometimes retarded guys. Look, Amanda, we asked you does he like it and you answered with he always plays with himself.

35:09 Caller I'm sorry, I didn't hear you say that.

35:12 Adam Does he like it?

35:13 Caller I don't know. I mean he does make moaning and groaning noises but I don't know if it's true. You know what I mean? I don't know if the sound is...

35:22 Adam Amanda, first thing, no kids. And don't fly any planes where you actually take the controls of the plane. Oh my god. It would be very dangerous.

35:31 Caller Well, I do have two kids with him.

35:35 Adam Alright, that's enough with him.

35:37 Caller It is. I'm fixed.

35:39 Adam You're fixed.

35:40 Drew Fantastic.

35:40 Adam Good. Alright. I'll send you out a windbreaker. And what do you do? Are you a nurse?

35:46 Caller No.

35:47 Drew No, no, no.

35:48 Adam Stay at home, mom? You're what? What's he do?

35:53 Caller He's a mechanic and he services like vending machines and pot machines.

36:00 Drew Pot machines?

36:00 Adam Pot machines, I think, as she said.

36:04 Caller All right.

36:05 Adam So listen, Amanda.

36:07 Caller Uh-huh.

36:08 Adam He does not, he enjoys the physical sensation of oral sex, but he's not what you call a BJ guy.

36:14 Drew Right. Which there are those guys?

36:16 Adam So you give him a little fluffing up and then he moves in for the kill.

36:20 Caller But see, the other thing is he can take up to an hour and not get off yet.

36:25 Drew Is he on medication?

36:27 Caller No. He does smoke pot.

36:30 Drew Oh, there you go.

36:30 Adam Let's slow him down a little bit.

36:32 Drew That can slow him down.

36:33 Adam So he can have sex for an hour?

36:36 Caller And he won't get off. I mean, I don't want to do it anymore because it takes too long. All right.

36:41 Adam Well, you're going to have to see if you can cut into that time. Maybe he can get started on himself and you come in and join the program in progress.

36:50 Caller Uh-huh. I mean, does he have something to do with like testosterone? Because he's like really hairy. And I know that could maybe do something.

36:59 Adam No, no.

37:00 Caller No.

37:01 Adam But listen, Amanda, two things. It's not your fault. And secondly, no homeschooling for these kids. You hear me? Please. You sent them far away from the house, right? I don't want them coming home on the weekends. I want year round, 24 hours, seven day a week school.

37:21 Drew All right.

37:22 Adam No summer breaks and no Easter, no nothing. You understand? You communicate through semi-four like they do on aircraft carriers.

37:28 Drew She doesn't know what that means. Lights, flashing lights.

37:30 Adam You flash lights.

37:31 Drew Smoke signals.

37:32 Caller You have an Indian, a smoke.

37:33 Adam All right. You're okay, baby. He's fine and he's got to pick it up a little and you should just talk to him about it. I think he could be sympathetic about that.

37:41 Drew Yeah, you should be discussing this all with him and maybe he doesn't masturbate too much. Maybe he can sort of hasten his pace a little bit by not masturbating so much.

37:49 Adam Guys have their own sort of clock.

37:51 Drew Yes.

37:52 Adam And that's about it.

37:53 Drew Yeah.

37:54 Adam And then later on, things start to take their toll. I mean, if you've been boozing or doing coke or smoking weed or taking a lot of prescription drugs or something like that, maybe eventually a smoking cigarette. Over the course of 20 years, things are going to start to take their toll. But when you're 25, your clock is your clock. And some guys go off, their alarm goes off two minutes into it and some guys, it's two hours and for most everyone else, it's somewhere in between. But there's this sort of notion that you want to, there's a little blame mixed in with how we fix it.

38:25 Drew Well, guys do that to girls too, right Ron?

38:27 Ron Livingston Oh, sure. You know, there's different, I remember when you're 18, you know, you dream of being able to go for two hours.

38:33 Adam Yeah, but everyone does that. It's sort of like, why is he doing this? Doesn't he understand?

38:39 Drew I want that. So he can change it. Yeah.

38:41 Adam You think that the guy would love to bust a nut and get back to Sports Center.

38:45 Drew Yeah.

38:45 Adam I'm sure.

38:46 Ron Livingston Spike the ball and head back to the huddle.

38:48 Adam Well, that's right, but he can't. But it's weird as a society, we get angry. And I understand. Yeah. You get angry when you're blowing a guy for two hours. Yes, Drew?

38:58 Drew Yes. Usually. Sometimes a bigger part.

39:01 All right.

39:02 Adam That's enough. Chris?

39:04 Yes.

39:04 Adam You're 17?

39:06 Caller Yes.

39:06 Adam You have a Germany or Florida for us?

39:09 Caller Uh-huh. But first of all, I just want to say I'm like a dedicated fan. I love y'all guys.

39:16 Adam Thank you. Thank you. Germany or Florida. The way that's played, Ron, is he gives a bizarre story and we say whether it came out of Germany or Florida since all bizarre Macabre stories came out of Germany or Florida. That's Pink singing the Germany or Florida theme song and Drew tinkling on the piano. Chris? Go ahead.

39:39 Caller Okay, so a white girl is kidnapped and then like a bunch of people like pitch in, they all try and like find her. And about three weeks earlier, an Indian girl had been kidnapped and like nobody did nothing.

40:01 Drew Well, there's no Indians in Germany.

40:03 Adam We're going Florida.

40:05 Drew Unless you're talking about East India. East India, yeah, could be.

40:09 Adam I still got to go Florida on this one. And by the way, this is not the world's greatest Germany or Florida example.

40:16 Caller One girl was kidnapped and another was kidnapped, is that, that's not a good Germany or Florida, is it?

40:24 Drew No, it's not the macabre that we're used to.

40:27 Adam All right. So anyway, we're all going Florida.

40:29 Yeah.

40:31 Adam Let me talk to the screeners about Germany or Florida. A, it's got to be one we haven't heard before, to the best of your knowledge. I know you haven't heard every single one of them. And then B, it's got to be something that's Germany or Florida.

40:42 Yeah.

40:42 Adam This is just, and it's hard to prove, and it's not really much of a story. That's right.

40:49 Drew Well, here's one they say is funny. Let's take that one.

40:51 Adam Really?

40:51 Drew Another Germany or Florida.

40:53 Adam Brian? Nice to meet you. You're 16. Give us your Germany or Florida.

40:59 Caller Okay, here's mine. A local doctor has been suspended for exposing himself to patients. On at least three separate occasions, he had been accused of dropping his pants, discussing medical charts in the buff, and attempted to conduct examinations in various stages of undress. He took off his laboratory coat and his shirt pants, commented one patient. He then stood naked in front of me and asked me to comment on his appearance.

41:21 Drew Brian, I told you not to read this story.

41:24 Caller Mm-hmm.

41:28 Adam I'm going with Germany on this one.

41:30 Drew Yeah, I think so, too.

41:32 Ron Livingston The English sounded pretty colloquial, so that would lean towards Florida, but the whole thing sounds German to me.

41:38 Adam We're going Germany, Brian.

41:40 Caller It's Naples, Florida.

41:43 Drew I thought that was your soul.

41:44 Adam Stumped by the Brian man.

41:47 Caller I took out the doctor's name and stuff like that, so it would be less conspicuous.

41:52 Right.

41:52 Adam All right.

41:53 Caller And Adam, I was wondering if you still move across the airplanes.

41:56 What?

41:56 Adam Oh, yeah. Once in a while. Just not as much as I used to.

41:59 Caller Yeah.

42:00 Adam Yeah, I'm a busy man.

42:01 Caller No more time anymore.

42:02 Adam That's right, buddy boy.

42:03 Caller All right.

42:05 Adam Thanks for Germany or Florida. Well, that's how you play.

42:07 Caller Good one.

42:09 Adam We're 500 tonight. Not as good as we normally are. Let's talk to James. James?

42:16 Yeah. How's it going?

42:18 Adam Good. You're 23. What's up?

42:20 Caller Yeah. I had a very difficult time maintaining an erection when using a condom.

42:25 Caller It's not so difficult without.

42:28 Drew When you stop to put the condom on, do you lose it? Or once it's on? Or what's the situation?

42:33 Caller Pretty much once it's on, it's a limp noodle.

42:37 Drew Once it's on. So it's not the breaking of the rhythm. It's not the process of putting it on. It's just the fact that it's on doesn't feel good.

42:46 Caller I try and control it. I just have absolutely no control. It just goes with.

42:51 Adam Trying to control your penis is like trying to control a house cat. Like if you just sit there and try to will it somewhere, it will never do like you're thinking, can you just if you just start thinking what you want the cat to do, the cat senses what you want it to do and does the opposite. Your penis is the same way.

43:08 Drew Penis is a house cat. Yeah.

43:09 Adam Penis is a house cat. You must think, please don't get a boner. Not now. Oh, Lord, not now. And then you will get one. It's very combative. It's passive aggressive, the boner.

43:21 Drew James, is there, have you tried different brands?

43:25 Caller I've actually tried two separate brands, yeah.

43:28 Drew Two brands. Have you tried different sizes?

43:32 Caller No.

43:34 Adam Maybe, well, wait. Do you have a girlfriend or are you just moving around? You do?

43:41 Caller Yes.

43:41 Adam What if you got her on some kind of birth control and you put the condoms away?

43:47 Caller That would work. I just, it's kind of a new relationship, so we don't know like so much about each other's history that I'm that comfortable with it. We did do that and I had no issues, but with the condom it just seems impossible.

44:02 Ron Livingston You guys familiar with that spiral one, the new spiral one?

44:05 Adam The spiral condom?

44:06 Ron Livingston Yeah.

44:06 Drew Yes, I am. Trojan's got one. Twisted Pleasure.

44:09 Ron Livingston There's one on her like Inspiron or something like that.

44:12 Adam You thrust in and she spins around like a propeller?

44:15 Drew Yeah, right.

44:17 Adam Hey James. Yes. Okay, here's what you need to do. You're new, you're in a new relationship and you're a little unsure of your footing. Here's the whole thing, question marks killed the penis. That's my Dr. Seuss title for the night. I mean, whenever there's a little like, hey, I wonder, I don't know if she's clean or not. I can't tell where I'm at in this thing or whatever. The penis immediately is out.

44:42 Drew That then the anxiety about it possibly happening again, game off.

44:46 Adam Right. You need to just sort of, time will heal this wound. You need to sort of find your rhythm.

44:53 Drew With her.

44:54 Adam It's stuff at the beginning.

44:57 Drew I try different brands too.

44:58 Adam Yeah, James is probably a guy maybe has never really been broken in. We haven't talked about this in a while, but guys get their first girlfriend, maybe they're 16, 17 or whatever and they kick around a little bit. But then there's that one break-in chick. That's where we try all the different. That's the one you take the shower with. You know what I mean? Remember the first time you take a shower with a chick, she's like, dude, the shower was totally naked. The lights on. She totally let me check her out. She like just turned her back to me. She wasn't worried. I was going to do nothing.

45:34 Drew All those years you were peeking into the women's locker room. Here it is in front of you.

45:37 Adam I'm actually in the room with a nude woman with no barrier.

45:41 Ron Livingston You have the opportunity to run through the manual.

45:44 Adam Yeah. And you start getting into stuff. Yeah, because you want to check everything off the list. This is the breaking girl. Usually once you've been through that relationship, then it's sort of smooth sailing from that point on because there's a familiarity to it all. You know what you like. Yeah. You know, you've been around. Other than that, it's like being a temp and just bouncing from one office to the next and never really figuring out where the elevator is. You get the lay of the land. This becomes like a place you've been working at for a while and you get smooth walking down the hall. Hey, the Coke machine's over here. But if you hit it just right, like the Fonz comes right out. So that's what you need. And that's what James needs. Ron Livingston is here tonight. We're going to take a little break. Drew, I'm not going to discuss your roof during this break.

46:29 Drew Oh, yes, you are. Because I've produced it for you.

46:32 Adam Only if we do it in the bathroom. OK, boring fit, only if Ron goes to the bathroom with us.

46:36 Drew Ron, you got to come to the bathroom.

46:39 Ron Livingston Yeah, OK.

46:39 Adam All right, you got to go.

46:41 Ron Livingston Yeah, you know those downs.

46:43 Adam No, number one, just we're only going to as well. I got to in the 10 o'clock hour. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Loveline.

47:05 Caller With Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla on 947NRK.

47:21 Adam Ron Livingston is here tonight from The Cooler, which stars William H. Macy and Alec Baldwin and Maria Bello. Maria Bello. And like I said, two big thumbs up on the two. Two, not thumbs up, but two thumbs up. Thumbs up and high praise. Even said that Baldwin, who was sort of wasting his time with the cat in the hat thing, this was a nice big comeback for him.

47:49 Ron Livingston So I think he is close on the question mark kills the penis.

47:54 Adam Oh yeah.

47:54 Ron Livingston Yeah, I think he's close on that.

47:56 Caller We're going into production.

47:57 Ron Livingston It's either him or Carey, I don't know.

47:59 Adam Yeah, and I don't know, and they're both, I assume both of them are listening now. When I do go into production of a question mark kills the penis, I'm really just going to take the better. I'm not going to, whoever auditions better. I'm not going to get into politics. You're both dear, dear, dear friends, even though I've not met one of you.

48:18 Caller All right.

48:18 Drew You promised you wouldn't release that name.

48:19 Adam Let's talk to Gabrielle.

48:22 Caller Yeah.

48:23 Adam You're 19?

48:24 Caller Yeah, that's right.

48:25 Drew What's up?

48:26 Caller I have a question for Drew. Drew, I went to the gyno, and they said that I had an inflammation in my vagina. And I was just wondering if that could lead to more serious problems if I don't take the medication that they gave me for it.

48:40 Drew What did they give you?

48:41 Caller I don't know.

48:43 Drew Pills or cream?

48:45 Caller I don't know. I can't afford to fill it out.

48:50 Drew Can you read to me what's on the prescription?

48:51 Caller No, I don't have it in front of me.

48:53 Drew Well, it means infection. The inflammation is caused by an infection usually. If it's just a vaginal infection, it can be pretty uncomfortable. You can sexually transmit it. But it usually doesn't have complications, though. It's not good if you're pregnant. If it's a more serious, like a real true STD, the infection can get up into the fallopian tubes and cause fertility problems.

49:16 Adam Do you think it's an STD?

49:17 Caller No, I said it wasn't.

49:18 Drew No, so it's just probably a vaginitis.

49:25 Adam Well, how about you get some insurance? Can you get some insurance?

49:31 Drew Can you get over-the-counter medication, like Monistat, Terazol, or Guyolotrimine, something like that?

49:41 Adam Let me ask something, really, the VagCream, you got to go in and talk to somebody to get the VagCream?

49:45 Drew No, it's over-the-counter.

49:47 Adam I know, your stuff is, but her stuff isn't.

49:49 Drew The antibiotic one.

49:50 Adam Yeah, some of you get strung out on the VagCream, you got to start selling it to kids.

49:54 Drew We're slowly going into the Corolla style of over-the-counter.

49:57 Adam Oh my God, crab shampoo, well, you need a prescription. Really? There's abuse of crab shampoo?

50:03 Drew Hey, just be happy, listen, the emergency contraceptive morning after pill is finally being championed on Washington as an over-the-counter medication.

50:10 Adam I just said it, look, I can go into the sporting goods store and buy a crossbow and then I can go buy a couple of gallons of gas and then I can buy a fifth of tequila and a hunting knife. I can't get the crab cream?

50:24 Drew Right.

50:25 Adam Tell me, society, how bad a hit would we take if people who didn't actually need the crab shampoo?

50:32 Drew Well, Adam, that's a slippery slope.

50:34 Adam Yeah.

50:34 Drew That's a slippery slope.

50:35 Adam That's what I love.

50:37 Drew Next day, you'll be buying chemo agents and administering them to your kids.

50:41 Adam And there's nothing we could do.

50:42 Drew That slippery slope.

50:42 Adam That's what I love. I love that argument. I love the retarded, slippery slope argument. I love the NRA retards with their, listen, they start getting our, you know, our banana clips. Next thing you know, they're coming in telling you, you can't use that fork. It's too dangerous. You could stab someone. They're busting into your home and taking your children's pocket knives and BB guns.

51:07 Caller Really? Is that, that's really, that's next?

51:09 Adam Next what? A couple of days, a couple of weeks. When does that happen? When we outlaw the grenade launcher and then they come in our home and tell us we can't use a steak knife. When would that be? I'd like to mark that on my calendar, you stupid tarts.

51:20 Drew It'll march off in hours.

51:21 Adam Yeah, obviously you're lying. And it's the same, it's that, oh, it's that, oh, that slippery slope. And here's the thing about that slippery slope argument. You're lying. You're, here's that, you're retarded or you're a liar. One of the other. Or possibly a retarded liar. It's one or the other. It's like with that Kevorkian stuff. Well, here's the thing with Kevorkian, you know, he, he a couple guys in advance stages of a Lou Gehrig, they're scared they're going to choke on their own saliva in the middle of the night. So we hook them up to the suicide machine and they flip the switch. Next thing you know, your doctor's killing perfectly healthy patients.

51:55 Drew Going to the Rose Bowl and hooking everybody up.

51:57 Adam Can't stop them. Can't stop them. You got a 12 year old needs a physical for popcorn.

52:00 Drew No way.

52:01 Adam Drew puts a pill on the guy's head until he snuffs out his life. Nothing we can do.

52:05 Caller Slippery slope. Slippery slope.

52:07 Adam I couldn't prosecute that man. No, no, because it's okay.

52:12 Caller Really?

52:12 Adam Now here's the thing. Do you believe it or you're an effing tard? Or a liar? Liar or tard? Which is it with the slippery slope? It's always one or the other. They're never really worried about what they're saying is going to happen. They're prognostications. Here's what's going to happen. Oh, oh, oh.

52:30 Drew That's what Nazi Germany got going. Adam, didn't you know that?

52:32 Adam Yeah. This is sworing tards, everybody. We start teaching the little Mexican kids in English. They start dropping out of school. No, no, they just learn English, you tards. They start apologizing. That's all.

52:47 Drew No one ever apologizes for that one.

52:48 Adam No one ever apologizes for anything.

52:50 Drew Now we have a viable workforce. Kids cannot be deployed.

52:54 Adam You got kids that now speak English. Oh, my God. The world is going to come to an end. That's just all that slippery slope. I just can't stand those people. They're such pussy, disingenuous tards. It drives me insane. Kevorkian. I mean, they spend millions of dollars prosecuting Kevorkian. And it's also your kids won't be killed on their next checkup. Nothing you can do. There's nothing the legal system can do. Perfectly held it. You go to a dentist. Just have a checkup. Guy just take you out. Just take a scalpel.

53:22 Drew Well, if you figure it was in your best interest.

53:23 Adam Scalpel, right in the jugular. Nothing you can do. Nothing you can do. Slip yourself.

53:27 Drew Slip yourself.

53:29 Adam Libby?

53:30 Hi.

53:32 Adam You're 15. What's up?

53:35 Caller I just want to let you know that here in Minnesota, we have this wonderful delicacy called hobo soup.

53:41 Drew What's in it?

53:43 Adam It's a shoe.

53:45 Caller No, beans. It's kind of like bean with bacon, but it's got like little veggies, carrots, and stuff like that.

53:50 Drew What a shock.

53:51 Adam It's got bacon in it coming from Minnesota. It's most of it's utter bomb bacon in a boot.

53:56 Drew How's it smell?

53:58 Adam A nice fishing auger.

54:00 Caller Before or after.

54:02 Caller It's really tasty, but it creates some massive hobo power.

54:07 Adam Big gas. Interesting. Ron, hobo power is something I'd like to catch you on, which is a unit of stink measurement. Whereas we have BTUs and horsepower and all that kind of stuff, but no measurement for stink.

54:23 Drew Yeah.

54:23 Adam Yeah. Hobo power could be that measurement.

54:26 Drew 12 hobo power. I like that.

54:28 Ron Livingston I think that would remedy a pressing problem.

54:31 Adam There's a void. There's a void.

54:33 Drew Ron, there's a void.

54:34 Adam And you know why? Because like, again, if you're describing a sports car and it's like, oh, it's peppy. Well, how much power does it have? Well, it's good. It's pretty fast. No, no, you need to hear 300 horsepower or 400 or 200. Hobo power is the same way. It's like, oh, man, this guy let a rank fart. What was it?

54:55 Drew How many?

54:55 Adam Twenty three because I've done worse. You know, I've been in an elevator when someone dropped a twenty six, so you know where you're at. You see what I'm saying?

55:04 Ron Livingston Well, in closed spaces, is it like that's and that's the equivalent of smelling twenty three hobos in an elevator?

55:09 Adam Yeah, same. Sounds like a horsepower.

55:11 Drew And it has certain absolute values. Fifty, you vomit.

55:14 Adam You vomit.

55:15 Drew And a hundred.

55:15 Adam Theoretical.

55:16 Drew Collapse. No one knows. It's theoretical. We've never been there.

55:19 Adam No, it's vast.

55:19 Drew Absolute hobo. Absolute hobo. Don't they have conventions?

55:22 Adam There's conventions where people say they've been to a hundred, but they've never been there. All right. We got to take ourselves a little break. Ron Livingston is here tonight from The Cooler, opening in New York and Los Angeles. Great reviews on this film. Take a quick break. We'll be right back.

55:39 Caller Alright guys, here's the deal. You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

55:43 One call is all you need to make.

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56:37 Drew He will do it.

56:45 Caller Because I'm a wild man. This close to drop and drop. Ronnie Lennington here tonight, boy.

57:08 Adam Bye. This kid's hot, hot, hot, I'll tell you what.

57:09 Caller He's getting himself a new movie out there, man. Things called The Cooler. It's got that Billy Macy's in that. And got which one of the Baldwins and their Bobbies in there?

57:10 Adam I don't know, Alec Baldwin, Alec.

57:13 Caller Yeah, hey, that's it, boys.

57:15 Adam Dear, dear friend, good people.

57:17 Caller Yeah, we talk on the phone sometimes.

57:19 Adam Yeah, I tell them I'm going to drop, drop. All right, let's get back to our phones, we'll say.

57:25 Drew Yeah, let's go.

57:26 Caller Ronny, you ready to rock?

57:27 Ron Livingston Yeah, let's touch you, go.

57:29 Adam I swear I'll drop, drop. I swear to holy Christ, I'll drop.

57:32 Drew You'll do it.

57:32 Caller I'll do it, you'll back me up.

57:35 Adam That's my favorite part of bad radio, the sidekick, he's a mad man.

57:41 Caller He'll do it. I like that guy.

57:43 Adam That's what I do. I want to go some small mark and just write out my career as the he'll do it back up guy. You know, that's sort of the white equivalent to the guy who stands behind Sharpton. Oh yeah. You know, it's like, all you got to do is repeat the last syllable or word or so. You know, Sharpton talking about going to the mountain in the mountain.

58:02 Caller You just sit in the back and just yell whatever he yelled last.

58:05 Adam Cross your arms and hope you don't get shot. Just hope whoever's shooting at Sharpton hits him and you're just, you're there. And then, you know, you try to put the koofy back on his head and try to get him back to health. Eric?

58:17 Yeah.

58:18 Adam You're 12?

58:20 Caller Oh, yeah. I was wondering, Mo, if I should wait till high school until I, like, go out with a girl or like a girl.

58:30 Drew Well, you can't sort of control whether you like one or not, right?

58:34 Adam No.

58:34 Drew You're going to like them before high school.

58:36 Caller Right.

58:37 Adam Don't you, you don't have any crushes on your sister's friends or anything yet?

58:41 Caller No, not my sister's. I liked a girl, right, but today she dumped me, right?

58:47 Drew What did she do? How did she dump you?

58:48 Caller Just said it. Because I found out, like, she liked, like, two other guys and stuff.

58:54 Drew And what, were you going out with her?

58:57 Caller No, no.

58:58 Drew Oh, yeah, but I mean, what did you call what the relationship was?

59:01 Adam She had a crush on her.

59:03 Drew But they broke up.

59:05 Ron Livingston You were going together, probably, right? What do you call the note or something?

59:09 Drew What do you call that, Eric?

59:11 Caller I don't know.

59:13 Drew Girlfriend? Not luck. She was your girlfriend. OK. And what do you what does she do as girlfriend? Hang on here. Let me just show you something here. What does she do with you as girlfriend? Do you just sort of talk at school or sit together? Or do you go to the movies?

59:25 Adam It was mainly Rame Jobs.

59:28 Caller Like, we talk.

59:29 Drew Did you ask her to be your girlfriend?

59:33 Caller Not really.

59:35 Drew See, the fascinating thing is all this stuff, as it starts evolving, it's very sort of difficult to navigate, understand what the rules are and the meaning of these different things are. So oftentimes, the girlfriend, just a guy just goes, hey, you'll be my girlfriend. She goes, OK. And now we're now we're away from girlfriend. But nothing changes. Oh, yeah.

59:54 Caller Every girl changes.

59:55 Drew No, no, not at not 1112. It's just you just sort of identified with each other. And then the girl will suddenly go, I'm breaking up with you. Right. But there was nothing. Really happened.

1:00:04 Ron Livingston That's how they start.

1:00:05 Adam Yeah.

1:00:06 Drew Right.

1:00:06 Ron Livingston No, I just hang in there. It gets better.

1:00:08 Adam First off, also, what time is it? And now you're calling. Oh, you're calling from Washington, the state of Washington. Now, you see, where are you? Uh, I'm on your mother.

1:00:19 Drew Los Angeles, Jared. Los Angeles.

1:00:22 Adam Yeah, as we call a snap.

1:00:24 Caller Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:00:26 Adam We're in Los Angeles. You come out and see us when you're in town, right? Right.

1:00:32 Drew All right.

1:00:33 Adam You get some sleep. You going to eat some turkey tomorrow?

1:00:35 Caller Oh, yeah. My mom has this huge one in the kitchen.

1:00:39 Drew Fantastic.

1:00:40 Adam You're lucky.

1:00:41 Caller What? You.

1:00:44 Drew What?

1:00:45 Caller You know, Blink-182 is there last night. Yeah. Yeah. I called that like 1145 or something. And it's like, here's Loveline. What's your question of it? And then they just hung up on me. I'm like, dang it. Oh, is that it?

1:00:59 Adam Yeah.

1:00:59 Caller I have a really big dick.

1:01:01 Adam That's what does what we tell them to do.

1:01:03 Drew That's what Mark would have said. Yeah.

1:01:05 Adam All right, Eric. You know, you like stuffing?

1:01:09 Caller No.

1:01:11 Adam This kid with my pumpkin pie. You like pumpkin pie?

1:01:14 Caller Yes.

1:01:16 Adam You want one for two. What about candied yams? Oh, wow. Now you're moving. You're moving back toward my base. What about cranberry sauce?

1:01:30 Caller I like it on meat, though. I have to have it on meat.

1:01:33 Drew Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's good.

1:01:34 Adam Okay.

1:01:34 Drew That's good. I like that, too.

1:01:36 Adam All right. Well, we can all agree that you want to just keep it simple and straight Thanksgiving wise, right?

1:01:41 Drew Yeah.

1:01:42 Adam People try to outsmart themselves with the pheasant and the different venison and things like that. And here's my question to these people. How many times a goddamn year do we sit down with turkey and all the trimmings? Are we so burnt out on this from the last time we did it 18 months ago? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. We don't sit down for turkey and candied yams and stuffing. How much stuffing do we eat during the course of the year?

1:02:09 Drew Zero.

1:02:10 Adam You eat it one day.

1:02:11 Caller Yeah.

1:02:12 Adam What can we get it that one day?

1:02:13 Drew Right.

1:02:14 Caller Yeah.

1:02:14 Adam What are you trying to prove?

1:02:16 Drew They're just showing off. Yeah, if they want the pheasant, yeah.

1:02:18 Adam Ron's right. They're hot-talking.

1:02:20 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:02:20 Adam That's what it is.

1:02:21 Ron Livingston It's all Martha Stewart's fault.

1:02:24 Drew That's right.

1:02:25 Adam That's right. And they do that thing, too, where they go, oh, see, my cranberry sauce, I use like a papaya and mango chutney base. Yeah. It's like, okay.

1:02:35 Ron Livingston Like the pilgrims had papaya. Yeah.

1:02:37 Adam You're not making cranberry. At a certain point, it can't become more... Exotic... .exotic than what it is. It's got to be cranberry sauce. That's that. It drives me nuts when this happens. You know, the worst thing is, oh, you go to a restaurant and you're like, oh, breakfast burrito. That sounds great. And then they give you something that's totally different and they go, yeah, that's the way we do it. And it's like, well, you got to say that's the way you do it, then, like a huevos rancheros. Don't call it a burrito. Yeah, it's not huevos rancheros. You can't do your own speed. You can't give me a slab of meatloaf and some jello and say, oh, no, that's what we call huevos rancheros. Yeah, that's no good. Don't outsmart yourself. This is an LA thing, too, by the way. I don't think you're going to find this in the Midwest. It's a bunch of fairies trying to outsmart each other with spatulas. You just cook the turkey. You cook the mashed potatoes, the green beans. You bring the pumpkin pie and the apple pie and that's it. Don't get slick. There's no prizes being awarded. You just want some good goddamn turkey dinner.

1:03:38 Drew You're a purist.

1:03:39 Adam That's right. Like the Puritans, like the Pilgrims, like when they came over on the Mayflower.

1:03:45 Drew The separatists.

1:03:46 Adam The separatists. That's me. I want my... No, actually, I like to mix it all together.

1:03:51 Drew Oh, they're not separatists. They were non-separatist Puritans.

1:03:53 Adam All right. All right. Let's... We've got a question for Ron up here. Let's ask him. Alan?

1:03:59 Yes.

1:04:00 Adam You're 21? I am. What's up?

1:04:03 Caller I'm so excited to... Hey, Ron. Hey, what's up, Alan? My roommate's never going to believe that I actually talked to you.

1:04:09 Caller Hey, I have a question.

1:04:11 Caller We like... We live your movie. It's every Friday night, you know, that's... It's a given that we, you know, both come home and then turn on the movie, but...

1:04:21 Adam Office space.

1:04:22 Office space, yeah.

1:04:24 Ron Livingston I hope it's not Band of Brothers.

1:04:25 Adam Yeah, it's going to be a little depressing. Yeah.

1:04:29 Ron Livingston Because then you're in Iraq.

1:04:30 Adam Hey, hey...

1:04:37 Caller I'm in Iraq.

1:04:39 Caller I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq.

1:04:43 Caller I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq.

1:04:54 Ron Livingston I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq.

1:05:07 Adam I'm in Iraq.

1:05:09 Ron Livingston I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq.

1:05:12 Adam I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq. I'm in Iraq.

1:05:15 Ron Livingston It was all right, actually. Yeah, because you don't have to stick around. If you don't like it, you just leave and you get another one.

1:05:22 Adam It would be a decent tail gig, too. You get a lot of a lot of poom tang out of that gig, I would imagine, because you're just sort of blown to town. There's a little women there, a little competition, a new guy.

1:05:33 Ron Livingston I didn't really find that. You didn't find that. I think probably if you're a waiter, it's better.

1:05:38 Adam Oh, yeah, bartender. Bartender, please ply me with more liquor while I pay you. That's really what a bartender is. Yeah, and flirt with me. You know what the greatest tail job was? My buddy was a juggler. Now, I know it doesn't sound like much of an ass job. It doesn't.

1:05:56 Drew Philip the Juggler?

1:05:57 Adam Yeah, Philip the Juggler. Yeah. He gets mad when we call him Phil, yet he's a juggler, so where's his dignity?

1:06:02 Caller Obviously, overcompensation.

1:06:04 Adam He's in Branson right now.

1:06:06 Ron Livingston Motley Phil.

1:06:08 Adam Here's what would work. Now, it doesn't sound like a great tail gig, but here's what the juggler, here's the deal, they would do all these shows. These shows would be Vegas shows. They would be out in Reno and all this, Lake Tahoe and all this stuff, and they would have a regular show like a review, like a dance, Dancing Girls and stuff like that, and the acts would rotate. So it'd be like a guy did like a ventriloquism would be there for a week, and then the bird guy with the bird act would come in, the animal act, and then Philip would come in for a week. We just blew in for a week. All the guys were gay. Everyone in show business is gay, except for me and Ron. It's true.

1:06:44 Drew I beg your pardon.

1:06:45 Adam Well, especially in the presentational show business. Any guys that were involved with...

1:06:49 Drew Anybody with showmanship.

1:06:50 Adam Anyone with an ounce of showmanship, anyone who puts a costume on to go to work, and then there's flares, and the chest is open, but there's no zipper or buttons. It just sort of comes out that way. All gay. So, he just... and all these show girls would just be hanging around. They were all from Mississippi and Iowa, and all of a sudden they're in Vegas or Reno or something. They're hanging out there for a year, and a new guy comes in. Now, the competition. And that's what you want with women. You want that competition. That's why they're all going nuts for, like, The Bachelor, like super smoking hot chicks who probably wouldn't date this guy if he just walked up to them at a bar. There's 25 of them killing each other to get in his pants. That's women are women. If you can get them worked up about something retarded, they'll go at it. They'll, they'll, they'll have a knife fight, break out over a hand, a handbag that's not worth anything except for $1400 bucks.

1:07:48 Drew You got to get one of them to sign on.

1:07:50 Adam That's all.

1:07:51 Drew Yeah.

1:07:51 Adam Yeah. Where's a guy?

1:07:52 Drew You should travel with a woman as your, as your shill.

1:07:56 Adam Yeah. Guys would never. Yeah, if there was, if there's one dumpy chick and there's 300 guys, there's no fight about who gets her. If it's a crappy car, nobody wants it. There's no fight about who gets it.

1:08:07 Drew But the girl, the girl that takes off that causes the frenzy, the initial one to catch the attention of the others has got to be some kind of how cool or attractive or hip. You know what I mean?

1:08:16 Adam It's got to have something going.

1:08:17 Drew I got to want to be like her. If she wants that.

1:08:19 Ron Livingston I got to be an alpha girl. I got to find the alpha girl.

1:08:22 Adam Yeah. That's the beard you travel with.

1:08:23 Drew That's what I'm talking about.

1:08:25 Ron Livingston I got to find the alpha girl at the sorority and then just like be her friend.

1:08:30 Adam Yeah. This is your next movie. William H. Macy puts a wig on.

1:08:34 Ron Livingston Yeah.

1:08:34 Adam And in a training bra and becomes the alpha beard.

1:08:38 Ron Livingston He did it already.

1:08:39 Adam Oh.

1:08:39 Ron Livingston 77.

1:08:40 Adam Uh-huh. The point is if we get someone else to do this, you show up, creates a little heat around the sorority when the cool chick digs you and now they're all in. Good enough for Tammy. Good enough for me.

1:08:52 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:08:53 Adam All right.

1:08:55 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:08:55 Caller That's my very white invitation.

1:08:57 Adam Megan?

1:08:58 Drew Yes.

1:08:59 Adam You're 19?

1:09:00 Caller Yes, I am. First off, Adam, I have to tell you I am from Bakersfield, but I'm part of the very, very small percentage that is actually going to school and working two full-time jobs, so I'm not stupid.

1:09:12 Adam Yeah, but look, here's the thing.

1:09:14 Drew I don't think you've accused people of being stupid in Bakersfield.

1:09:17 Adam Well, they're just-

1:09:17 Drew Just disturbed. We are.

1:09:18 Caller We are.

1:09:19 Adam They are. They're disturbed, yeah.

1:09:21 Caller We're all stupid people here at Bakersfield.

1:09:22 Adam All right, but here's that old thing, like people brag where they go, I work three full-time jobs. That just means you have three crappy jobs. It's people who work one job but have a good job.

1:09:31 Caller No, actually-

1:09:32 Adam How do you work two full-time jobs and go to school?

1:09:35 Caller Because I'm taking two classes in the afternoon and I work nights at a place rehabilitating people with brain injuries and then I work as a filing clerk for a doctor-

1:09:45 Adam That's all of Bakersfield, by the way. The entire town must be under that one roof.

1:09:49 Drew It's a euphemism for-

1:09:51 Caller Actually, we have people coming in from, like, not in Bakersfield.

1:09:55 Adam Really? I hear Bakersfield's the brain injury capital of the world.

1:10:00 Caller Probably.

1:10:01 Adam But it's everyone. It's the mayor, it's the police chief, all brain injury. All right, go ahead, Megan.

1:10:07 Caller Okay. But anyways, my question is, I've been going out with this guy for a long time and at the beginning of the relationship, everything was fine. We had no problems getting along. And now it's the point where I just have no sexual drive and he cannot sexually satisfy me whatsoever.

1:10:27 Drew Well, the no drive is usually a sign that you're kind of checking out of the relationship. Your body's trying to tell your brain something. You're not into this.

1:10:35 Caller We'll see. There will be times where I will be excited and I will want to be with him. But then it's a real downer knowing that I'm not going to get anything out of it.

1:10:45 Drew Were you ever able to climax with him?

1:10:47 Caller Twice, I have, at the beginning of the relationship.

1:10:51 Drew Was that with oral sex?

1:10:53 Caller No, actually I have never, ever, ever orgasm with oral sex whatsoever.

1:10:58 Drew Never ever? Ever?

1:11:00 Adam Whatsoever?

1:11:02 Caller Exactly.

1:11:04 Adam Where are you going? Bakersfield Junior College?

1:11:06 Caller No, I go to Cal State.

1:11:08 Drew There's a Cal State Bakersfield?

1:11:11 Adam There is? I'm picturing like...

1:11:15 Caller I do not go to Junior.

1:11:16 Adam Alright, here's what I'm picturing for Cal State Bakersfield. One rusted out storage container that was blown over four years ago on its side and you just, you open the doors and raccoons just come scurrying out of it. And then an old man, like a family possum, old man comes out of the stick and chases you away. He's the dean, he's the student body president, he's the captain of the football team, he's all, he's everybody. Cal State Bakersfield. Drew, how depressing would it be to go to Cal State Bakersfield? Your kids could end up there. No. Put a bullet in their head first, right?

1:11:54 Drew Mercy killing. No, in mine.

1:11:55 Caller Alright.

1:11:56 Adam Put a bullet in your head.

1:11:57 Caller Alright.

1:11:57 Adam Hey Megan. Okay, now listen there, baby doll. I think maybe you're done with this guy. Maybe just break it off with him. Besides, look at you. You got five jobs. You're going to Cal State Bakersfield. I mean, you're on the move.

1:12:20 Drew This is the point, Megan. This is the point. He doesn't care enough. He doesn't care enough to try to help you. He doesn't care enough to satisfy you. He's checked out, too. This is not a really good relationship. It sounds like it's about over. At a 19, it's tough to know when a relationship is over, so we're here to tell you it's over.

1:12:34 Adam You got the world by the tail, baby. You're 19.

1:12:36 Drew Four jobs.

1:12:37 Adam Five jobs. Two jobs. Whatever. You're doing good.

1:12:43 Caller Yeah.

1:12:44 Adam All right. You can get sex off of those brain injury people, too.

1:12:48 Drew They get something called a Kluver Buce's.

1:12:51 Caller Actually, I can. If you touch them, pretty much you're going to jail.

1:12:55 Drew Yeah, yeah, but...

1:12:55 Adam But it's worth it.

1:12:56 Drew No, but...

1:12:57 Caller I found it.

1:12:57 Drew The head injury patients sometimes get something called a Kluver Buce's syndrome when they get a prefrontal injury and they're hypersexual and they can't contain the impulses. Maybe that's what you have.

1:13:06 Adam What, me? I have Gary Buce's syndrome.

1:13:08 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:13:09 Adam That's why I can't ride a motorcycle without crashing.

1:13:11 Drew Yeah, yeah. You're right. You're right.

1:13:13 Adam And I... Yeah. I only... I never... I never stop talking about Buddy Holly. That's what it... That's Gary's syndrome. Gary's syndrome.

1:13:24 Drew Perseverative, yes.

1:13:26 Adam So, go to jail because you give a guy a little help, huh?

1:13:29 Drew Oh, yeah. Hey, blow off a little steam. No, no, no.

1:13:32 Adam The guys build up. They back up a little.

1:13:34 Drew No, no, no, no.

1:13:35 Ron Livingston That's exploitation.

1:13:35 Adam That's doing a job. That's doing a job as an American. You guys got a brain injury. You give them a little handy just to sort of relieve a little of the pressure that's built up in them over the years and you're going to jail.

1:13:46 Ron Livingston That's Florence Nightingale.

1:13:48 Adam Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's Mother Teresa, Florence Nightingale and, you know, a cheap...

1:13:55 Drew Larry Flan.

1:13:56 Adam Cheap whore, all packed in one skirt. Megan?

1:14:01 Caller Yes.

1:14:02 Adam All right, baby, you dumped this guy.

1:14:04 Caller Yeah, I pretty much know that. I guess I just needed somebody of a higher authority to tell me so.

1:14:09 Drew There we go.

1:14:10 Adam Well, that's Drew and Ron.

1:14:13 Drew All right.

1:14:13 Adam Good times. Let's talk to Katie over here. You 19?

1:14:20 Yeah.

1:14:21 Drew What's up?

1:14:22 I was wondering if you got chlamydia and you got treated for it, is it possible for the STD to come back without any sexual contact?

1:14:31 Drew It's possible. It's not very likely. How were you treated?

1:14:36 With, God, it was like four pills you just took. Right.

1:14:39 Drew The Zithromax. Yeah. More likely.

1:14:42 Adam Not available over the counter?

1:14:44 Drew No. And what is the question?

1:14:45 Adam Wouldn't people be able to use it to cure their own disease?

1:14:48 Drew No, that actually, there's a reason for it. It's a broad-spectrum antibiotic and we're trying to control people from overusing it so the organisms and the environment don't become resistant to it.

1:14:57 Adam Yeah, well, by the way, that pisses me off, too, with everybody with the screaming about the antibiotics all the time. Every time someone gets a sniffle, everyone does it to me. Tell Drew to give you some, leave him alone.

1:15:08 Drew Antibiotics are damaging to the environment.

1:15:11 Adam Let me ask you this.

1:15:12 Drew Making it more dangerous.

1:15:13 Adam Isn't it, maybe not healthy, but shouldn't one get sick a number of times?

1:15:21 Drew And your body fight it off, yes.

1:15:22 Adam Isn't that a good thing?

1:15:24 Drew That's a good thing.

1:15:25 Adam Why do I have to attack everything all the time?

1:15:27 Drew You don't. You shouldn't. That was the time I took an antibiotic. Can't you remember?

1:15:31 Adam Yeah, Drew doesn't. I mean, he did some coke off my penis that time, but other than that, it was the only thing I've ever. It was. You were just really... It's the only time I've ever seen you ingest anything.

1:15:43 Drew No, I would not take antibiotics because the British health care system had a little commercial sort of aphorism, which was you can see the doctor, you can come in for your infection, your upper respiratory infection, which means virus, by the way. By definition, it means virus. You can see a doctor and get put on antibiotics and be better in seven days, or you can nod and be better in seven days.

1:16:03 Adam Right.

1:16:03 Drew Same thing.

1:16:04 Adam Yeah, it didn't seem like we pushed that enough. With all the retarded PSAs we play...

1:16:09 Drew Patients will not sit still for it.

1:16:12 Adam But I don't think they know any better, oftentimes.

1:16:16 Drew I've spent half my life trying to educate people. I go, look, this is a virus, and no matter what I do, it's not going to respond to antibiotics. This is not bacterial. Here's why. Here's what I get. I know my body. And I tell you, every time I take Zythemax, it just kicks it out. And I've got to travel into this, so I've got to kick it out. No, you're not kicking anything out. You're not doing anything when you take the antibiotics.

1:16:37 Adam You're dealing with old Jews, mainly, Drew.

1:16:39 Drew No, the younger people are actually worse with this.

1:16:41 Adam Young Jews? OK, here's the point. We ought to do some PSAs, all these retarded fokak.

1:16:46 Drew Yeah, you're right.

1:16:49 Adam Speaking old Jew, talking about, you know, putting your seat belt on in the airplane in McGrufftown, warning you about not to leave your laptop on the roof of your car and all this retarded crap. Why don't they give us a PSA about that? Hey, junkie, take it easy with the antibiotics. You're going to kill everybody. Huh? There's a PSA.

1:17:10 Drew And when you really do get an infection, the bacteria won't respond to the antibiotics.

1:17:14 Adam How come we only have stupid PSAs?

1:17:17 Drew Good question. Katie, let me finish with her. Hey, Katie, what are your symptoms now?

1:17:21 Caller Well, I did get treated for it, but sometimes I itch, but that's it. Like I got tested positive for it again. Yeah, but I broke up with my boy. This was when I was 15 that I had it and I didn't find out till like a year later. And then I got treated for it. And then we broke up and then it came back.

1:17:44 Drew And you've had no sexual contact since? None? Either one of those tests was inaccurate and or it was incompletely treated in the first place. But that's kind of unusual.

1:18:00 Adam But good time, sir, right? Yeah. Well, play. I got to hear it.

1:18:09 Drew I want to go to San Francisco.

1:18:10 Adam No, I'm fired up now. I want to go to San Francisco. We're going after the show. Road trip.

1:18:15 All right.

1:18:15 Adam I'll eat turkey over there. Are you with us?

1:18:19 Yeah.

1:18:20 Adam We're going to go to the bathroom.

1:18:21 Drew You missed us for six years. It's a six year absence. We missed you.

1:18:26 Adam Hey, Anderson. Cue up that airport airplane turbulence one. We'll hear it when we get back. Can we please? I'll look for it. Look for it, buddy. All right. We're going to take a quick break. Ron Livingston is here. The Cooler, name of his new project. Macy, Alec Baldwin and what's her nose. New York and Los Angeles probably have a wider release, too, once it's very successful in those large cities. And when we come back, my favorite public service announcement.

1:19:03 Caller Love Line, with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:19:36 Adam Hey everybody, it's Love Line. Dr. Drew Ron Livingston is here tonight. The Cooler is the name of his latest film.

1:19:46 Ron Livingston Her nose is Maria Bello.

1:19:48 Adam Yeah, Maria Bello. Yeah, that's nice. I'm going to write that down. Next week, we got Joel from Good Charlotte is going to be in here. Mason Gray is going to be in here. Kathy Griffin is going to be here. Tori Amos is going to be in here. And look out, it's the only reason junior, junior producer Lauren works on this show.

1:20:12 These are those gold dust moments.

1:20:14 Adam Yeah, we're going to have some gold dust moments with Tori.

1:20:17 Drew I imagine.

1:20:18 Caller I believe.

1:20:20 Adam Oh, that she just believes. She doesn't always say what she believes in, but she's a dynamite lady. They haven't had her in here for a while.

1:20:27 Drew It's been over a year.

1:20:28 Adam She told you that well over a year.

1:20:29 Drew She told me to f off before or less.

1:20:33 Adam So she dropped the f-bomb on the air. We had a good time.

1:20:36 Caller How was it?

1:20:36 Adam Yeah, that's rock and roll. Tori. Yeah, she takes all kinds. She's like the Jerry Lee Lewis with extensions.

1:20:44 Caller I was commending her.

1:20:45 Adam You know what I mean?

1:20:45 Caller I was commending her.

1:20:46 Drew She has the Gary Busey Center, I believe.

1:20:48 Adam Oh, yeah. Why? You got something, Drew?

1:20:51 Adam All right, then quiet. All right, we're David Allen Grier also, dear friend David Allen Grier will be in here on Thursday. All right, so now somebody says we're talking about PSA's public service announcements and how they should do ones that say don't eat all them antibiotics and make the strains very strong. But Rick says he heard one, Rick.

1:21:20 Caller Yeah, they got them up here.

1:21:22 Drew What do they say? What do the antibiotics say?

1:21:24 Caller They're like, snort, sniffle, sneeze, no antibiotics, please.

1:21:29 Caller And then they like go on and talk about how antibiotics are bad news.

1:21:33 Adam No, they don't.

1:21:34 Caller Yeah, they do.

1:21:35 I swear to God, I hear them every night.

1:21:36 Caller I'm like, that's the crappiest. I hate these PSA's, you know.

1:21:39 Drew He wouldn't make up the weird voice and all that.

1:21:41 Caller Yeah, I wouldn't do that to you guys.

1:21:43 Drew All right.

1:21:43 Adam You see it on TV?

1:21:45 Caller No, no, it's on your show up here on KJE.

1:21:48 Adam How come? Oh, they must have their own PSA's over there.

1:21:51 Drew We love that KJE, so there you go. Yeah, we do.

1:21:58 Adam Do you want to keep talking to Rick?

1:22:00 Drew No, let's hear the McGruff or the airplane turbulence.

1:22:02 Adam You're my favorite and most important, and this is what we're spending our tax dollars on by the way. Do you have it Anderson?

1:22:08 Caller I don't think much money went into this little...

1:22:12 Adam At least playing it.

1:22:13 Caller You'd be surprised.

1:22:14 Adam It is.

1:22:14 Caller It's built to withstand bending, pinching, stewing, swimming, bumping, tickling, shaving, childbirth...

1:22:34 Adam No one's ever heard playing football.

1:22:37 Caller Rollerblading. Never killed anybody.

1:22:39 Caller Marathons.

1:22:42 Drew No one's ever been hurt by that.

1:22:43 Caller Company meetings. But, there's something the human body isn't built to withstand.

1:22:48 Caller Oh, please tell us, you retard.

1:22:50 Caller Unexpected turbulence.

1:22:51 Drew Can't withstand it.

1:22:52 Caller Can't make it. Oh, thank... All you have to do is wear your safety belt the entire time.

1:22:58 Adam What did he mention there?

1:23:00 Drew He said that your body's not meant to withstand airplane turbulence. That should you hit some... Pocket? A bad air? Some continuous shock or turbulence... You would die?

1:23:10 Adam Your head would fall off?

1:23:12 Drew You'll rip apart.

1:23:12 Adam Your body's basically...

1:23:14 Drew Not meant to withstand it...

1:23:14 Adam .built to play football.

1:23:15 Drew Football fires... Airplane turbulence... .football. It's rollerblading.

1:23:19 Adam And it's all nothing.

1:23:20 Drew Nothing.

1:23:21 Adam Right.

1:23:21 Drew But if you hit some chop...

1:23:23 Adam Drew, you must......integrate....over the years must have treated many, many patients for airplane turbulence.

1:23:28 Drew No.

1:23:29 Adam Oh, really?

1:23:30 Drew They die instantly.

1:23:31 Caller They die instantly.

1:23:31 Drew You're not meant to withstand that.

1:23:33 Adam I see. Now, what was that thing he said to put on?

1:23:35 Caller All you have to do is wear your safety belt the entire time. What?

1:23:39 Adam What was that?

1:23:40 Caller All you have to do is wear your safety belt the entire time.

1:23:42 Adam Safety belt?

1:23:43 Drew Adam, I flew last week and before the plane took off, this woman walked down the aisle with this strange clip.

1:23:48 Adam I don't think that's the same thing.

1:23:51 Drew She called it a... She called it a...

1:23:53 Adam Safety belt.

1:23:54 Drew Safety belt. She called it a safety belt.

1:23:55 Adam Oh, so she told you to do it.

1:23:57 Drew Well, I think that's what she did. Then this yellow thing fell down from the roof and she got into putting a mask in her mouth. Uh-huh.

1:24:02 Adam But the safety belt was the beginning part?

1:24:04 Drew Safety belt. Safety belt. Safety belt.

1:24:07 Adam But she didn't want to freak anybody out.

1:24:09 Drew She didn't want to get on the loudspeaker and say, you know, if we hit some chop, safety belt, you'll disintegrate all of you. You'll be dead.

1:24:16 Adam All right. So you're saying on some airlines, they may give you a little heads up about what you're thinking about?

1:24:21 Ron Livingston They don't have any problem with playing football in the aisles, though.

1:24:24 Drew Like, you're meant to withstand that.

1:24:26 Adam Yeah, but airplane turbulence. I mean, the Americans that die each year, and internationally, I don't even want to know what that number is. Some experts put it as high as two and a half deaths. Each year for per 10 billion miles flown.

1:24:40 Caller Really?

1:24:41 Adam Airplane turbulence.

1:24:42 Caller Really? Big problem? Safety belt? Going to let us in on the safety belt, huh?

1:24:47 Adam The placard that will never go off and keeps blinking three feet in front of us. Not enough a heads up on the safety belt, or the chick running around with the safety belt, or the captain yelling to put the safety belt on.

1:24:58 Caller That's not enough.

1:24:59 Caller Safety belt.

1:25:01 Adam Put the safety belt on!

1:25:02 Caller Safety belt.

1:25:03 Adam Are you just out? Are we living in the kind of utopia that this is what we have to focus our PSA dollars towards?

1:25:09 Caller Everything is taken care of.

1:25:11 Adam There's no teenage pregnancy. There's no domestic violence.

1:25:15 Caller Safety belt.

1:25:15 Adam Everything is done. Everything is so done that they're going to do a PSA about something that beat us over the goddamn head with every time we get in the F-ing plane.

1:25:24 Caller Safety belt.

1:25:24 Caller That's it.

1:25:26 Adam You never hear anything but the safety belt. I can't believe this thing has been made. I can't believe it's in rotation. Anderson, can you crush this thing? Can we destroy it? Can we burn it in some sort of ceremonial fire? It drives me insane that we sit here night after night and talk about what we think are important topics and they never get touched upon. Yeah, put that safety belt on when you get in the airplane as if somehow, oh, it could escape the mind of the pilot. The stewardess could not bring it up. Somehow, you wouldn't know about it. Really? Airplane turbulence. I'd just like to get my hands on the MFers who make this thing and go, give me some data on how many people were injured in flight turbulence last year. What do we got? Two? Three? Any deaths? Turbulence happens. How many deaths? I guarantee...

1:26:20 Drew It has to be zero.

1:26:21 Adam It's zero. Zero. If there was a domestic death because of airplane turbulence in the last year, it'd be all over the news, right? Zero deaths. I guarantee there's more deaths in high school football in the state of Alabama each year than there are...

1:26:39 Drew Injuries. Than there are injuries with airplane turbulence. More deaths than injuries.

1:26:44 Adam That's right.

1:26:45 Caller You were just not built for it.

1:26:46 Adam Not built for it, pussy.

1:26:48 Caller You were just not built for it.

1:26:50 Adam I really would. I know it's just a VO gig for him. I'd still like to just smother him with the flotation pillow. Just hold him down and smother the life out of him with the flotation pillow. Just not built for it. And by the way, what is the strategy of picking a whole bunch of stuff your body really isn't meant for to use as an example against something that doesn't really exist? Really?

1:27:12 Drew At least they're consistent.

1:27:14 Adam Yeah. Then here's what they need to say. If they want to do one of these things, it's like, look, this is almost never going to happen. But if it does happen, you'll be really happy to put your belt on. And then you have to say that. Here's what the BS should be. When you go into the plane, listen to what the person's yelling at you over and over and over and over and over again. And when you fall asleep with it off and she comes by and waxing the arm, tells you to put it back on, don't yell at her too much. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Don't get drunk and take a duke on any serving cards. That should be the PSA.

1:27:46 Drew No, no duke.

1:27:47 Adam No duke.

1:27:47 Drew No duke on airlines.

1:27:48 Adam All right. Well, why don't they give us a warning about gravity? We should obey the laws of gravity so when we're running, we don't start floating up and hit our head on a streetlight. How about that PSA? That'd be helpful. Just the same impact. Wouldn't it be about the same impact?

1:28:07 Caller It is a law.

1:28:09 Caller It's the law and the law of gravity. Can't ignore that.

1:28:12 That's right.

1:28:13 Adam Without that, we'd all just start going up till we got our heads caught in power lines.

1:28:17 Caller How about that law? There's an important PSA for you idiots. Get to work.

1:28:21 Get to work.

1:28:22 Adam You chimps. How dare you? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No. Football. We're all meant to play. Wait a minute. Ask Daryl Stingley if you're meant to play football. He's in a wheelchair right now. Go ahead. Ask all the guys who have arthritic hips and knees and knee replacement. All the guys are keeled over at the 45. Go ask them all. All those ex-NFLers are hobbled. Yeah. They're all hobbled. Yeah.

1:28:46 Drew Utly.

1:28:47 Adam Go ask all the guys who have been paralyzed if your body's built boyoyoy to play football. Idiots. Idiots.

1:28:56 Drew Let's keep the PSA theme going here.

1:28:58 Adam I'm fired up. Alex?

1:29:00 Yes.

1:29:01 Adam What's up?

1:29:02 Listen, you guys really got to get on with this.

1:29:05 Caller Dropping the seatbelt for the airplane and get on with this smoke detector battery replacement because that seriously will save lives.

1:29:13 Adam That's a good point. There you go. There you go.

1:29:16 Drew Is that Alex the fireman?

1:29:17 Adam Yeah. All we hear about is all we hear every third person calls the show. We hear the chirp of the familiar chirp of the expired battery and the smoke detector that's been going on for nine years and no one will ever replace that. And that's not that PSA. Hey, Tards, replace the battery. That can't do that. Stuff that's out of people's reach when you're stupid. If it's higher than your head, it's gone. You can't deal with it. You just can't deal with it. If it, especially if you're a chick, if you're a chick and it's on the ceiling, it's done. You never touch it again. It's gone. It's gone. You could take, you take a stack of thousand dollar bills, put some gum on them, stick them to the ceiling. The woman just walk under it the whole time. Never, never.

1:30:04 Drew But if another woman notices it, then it's game on.

1:30:07 Ron Livingston Or better yet, you get on the chair and you take the battery out completely to make the chirping stop.

1:30:11 Adam That's the other one they do. Yeah, that's, this is why we need the PSA. That's all I'm saying. Adam?

1:30:17 Yeah.

1:30:18 Adam You're 16?

1:30:19 Caller Yeah. What's up? I want to know if smoking too much marijuana for a long period of time can cause asthma.

1:30:27 Adam No.

1:30:27 Drew Interesting question. The initial, when you smoke pot initially, it can actually improve asthma. It can be very, very initially. If you were somebody that didn't smoke it regularly, some people reported improvement in airways, sort of a relaxation of the airways. Now after that acute initial exposure, it becomes an irritant and causes chronic bronchitis and an asthma-like syndrome and even possibly emphysema. So although there may be this single exposure benefit, it is not something you can take regularly and it does cause serious lung disease.

1:30:58 Adam Hey, have a good time. You're 16. You're invincible. That's going to be my PSA. Hey, you're 16. You're going to live forever, man. What could happen? And don't listen to the man because he's going to try to poison your mind.

1:31:12 Drew He could tell you what to do. He's got an agenda.

1:31:15 Adam Anyone over 20, that's a man. So don't listen to him. If the coppers try to get in your way, you speed up. When the man pushes right, you go left.

1:31:23 Drew Question authority.

1:31:24 Adam Question authority.

1:31:25 Caller Man.

1:31:26 Adam Yeah. By the way, I'm all for questioning, but not the authority. If you look up authority, it probably means a guy knows something about whatever it is you're questioning.

1:31:34 Caller Right.

1:31:35 Adam Like, I don't know what you're going to do, go in, go in at, guys, so like, like, think about it, you have a guy fix your computer and you start questioning him.

1:31:41 Drew Right. Or the guy that's a.

1:31:43 Adam Your dentist.

1:31:43 Drew Right. Yeah. The rocket scientist that's setting the guys up on the rocket ship. Question that guy.

1:31:48 Adam No.

1:31:48 Drew Question that authority.

1:31:49 Adam No.

1:31:49 Drew Yeah. Let's take a break.

1:31:50 Adam Yeah?

1:31:51 Caller All right.

1:31:52 Adam One quick thing, Jeff, over here, just put this thing to bed. Jeff, you're 23.

1:31:58 Caller Hey, how's it going, guys?

1:31:59 Adam Good.

1:32:00 Caller I'm sure you guys already talked about it in that, in that last TSA, but when they do the rollerblading thing, if you listen to it, you can actually hear screeching tires and a horn.

1:32:09 Drew Yeah.

1:32:09 Caller Yeah. And also, Dr. Drew.

1:32:11 Adam No one's ever been taken out in rollerblades.

1:32:13 Drew Yeah.

1:32:14 Caller Dr. Drew.

1:32:15 Caller Yeah.

1:32:16 Caller Pink has had the PSA out. I don't know if you guys have heard that, where she actually talks about the emergency contraceptive.

1:32:23 Drew Really? We should have talked to her about that. No, I didn't know that. That's great. Wow.

1:32:27 Caller It's been out for a month, at least.

1:32:29 Adam She also has a pretty powerful message about Germany or Florida, you know.

1:32:38 Drew We need to get, we need to keep yacking.

1:32:40 Adam She's taking the message to the kids.

1:32:41 Drew We need to yak some more about that morning after pill.

1:32:43 Adam All right, we'll do that, but it's a good point. That's true. That's Drew taking away. But they're not in the same room and it's not the same time. So all right, Ron Livingston is here tonight. The Kula, name of his latest joint. That's what we call it. New York, Los Angeles out as we speak. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:33:09 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline on 94.7 NRK.

1:33:18 Caller We'll be right back in a minute.

1:33:48 Ron Livingston Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam and this is Dr. Drew.

1:33:48 Caller Ron Livingston is here tonight.

1:33:49 Ron Livingston You gotta enjoy him.

1:33:49 Adam It's gonna be six years before he comes in again. Yeah, but last time he was here, he came like four times in a row. And then six years. He did TV show like twice, didn't you? Yeah, I came here pluggin Townies, and I think it was like two nights after it was canceled. Drew, remember when we went out pluggin Townies and we did that Florida college? Yeah, that was great.

1:33:55 Drew Yeah, it's good times.

1:33:56 Adam Yeah, go out Townie pluggin. I'm tellin ya, I still got the Townies magnet in my garage. Jenna Elfman, Molly Ringwald, All-Star Ron Livingston. Who else is in there? The guy who's currently on...

1:34:08 Ron Livingston Lauren Graham, Billy Burr.

1:34:10 Adam Lauren Graham.

1:34:11 Ron Livingston Yeah.

1:34:11 Adam Yeah, she's hot.

1:34:12 Ron Livingston Joe Rodman.

1:34:13 Adam Yeah, the guy who's on, what's that new show where they married the gay guys?

1:34:17 Ron Livingston Will and Grace, yeah.

1:34:18 Adam Oh, no. Oh, is it Will and Grace?

1:34:20 Drew He was on that?

1:34:20 Ron Livingston Yeah. He played Jenna's boyfriend.

1:34:23 Adam Yeah. Yeah, look, All-Star cast.

1:34:25 Drew See what they let go.

1:34:26 Adam Yeah. See that? See what they could have had. Hey, fine. Have it your way.

1:34:31 Drew Do you know that we had Grace on the TV show?

1:34:34 Adam What channel was that on?

1:34:36 Ron Livingston It was ABC. Yeah.

1:34:38 Adam Yeah. We had Grace on the show?

1:34:39 Drew Yeah, TV show.

1:34:41 Adam Oh, we did?

1:34:41 Caller Yeah.

1:34:42 Adam Was that Deborah Messy?

1:34:43 Caller Oh, we did?

1:34:44 Drew No recollection.

1:34:45 Adam What was she doing?

1:34:46 Drew Plugging something. Before Will and Grace.

1:34:48 Adam Veronica?

1:34:51 Drew Oh.

1:34:51 Adam Oh, got that little girl voice. That's all right. No. What's up?

1:34:59 Caller Okay. I am dating someone and I can't decide whether or not I want to get serious with him because I've heard from a lot of my friends and other people that know him and I that he does Oxycontins a lot and he tells me that he doesn't, but I also don't know anyone else who doesn't. So I don't know what it's like.

1:35:18 Drew Well, that Oxycontin is not a part-time gig. That's something you're going to take all the time if you're going to get strung out on that. And it's very difficult to tell when somebody is on that drug, that you really behaviorally early on cannot tell.

1:35:31 Adam Ron's pretty beaked up right now.

1:35:33 Drew I didn't want to bring this up. But Veronica, about the only thing you can tell is the following. He'll have pinpoint pupils, very constricted pupils, even in a dark room.

1:35:45 Adam Really?

1:35:46 Drew And if you believe there's something going on, there usually is. If you have a sense that he's not right.

1:35:52 Adam Also, when people do that thing where it's like, everyone says, everyone says and believe them, I always believe everything.

1:35:59 Caller I always believe what everyone says.

1:36:01 Adam Why would everyone just everyone say he's into Oxycontin and he's not into it?

1:36:06 Drew What's in it for them to say that?

1:36:08 Adam Right.

1:36:08 Caller Well, I don't know. A lot of my guy friends are saying it. So sometimes it leads me to believe that they just don't want me to be with.

1:36:14 Drew They want to be with her.

1:36:15 Adam Are they into you?

1:36:17 Caller Yeah, a little bit.

1:36:18 Adam Well, you're hot stuff. You're calling from Alaska.

1:36:21 Drew What the hell are you doing up there?

1:36:22 Adam You're in Alaska. That means, you know, when you're calling from Alaska, you're a 19-year-old chick. You'd be a good solid three and a half or four. And you're the, you rule the roost over there, the bell, the ball, right?

1:36:33 Ron Livingston That is it, especially at wintertime.

1:36:35 Adam Yeah, that's smart. Smart. See, you're sassy. No, it's me. It's like, you know, Veronica, you're probably not the world's most attractive woman, right?

1:36:48 Caller I wouldn't say that I'm hot, but I definitely get cute a lot.

1:36:51 Ron Livingston Sounds kinda cute.

1:36:52 Adam But that's Alaskan cute. See, if you moved to Florida, you don't get that anymore. Stay in Alaska.

1:36:57 Drew I don't know. Manoka's cute.

1:36:58 Adam That's all I'm saying, yeah.

1:37:00 Drew Veronica, do you have an alcoholic dad?

1:37:03 Caller Oh my gosh, how did you know?

1:37:04 Drew Because you're living in Alaska. No, no, because you're attracted to a drug addict and that sort of seals it. That to me means the guy is an alcoholic addict. You would be attracted then to an alcoholic addict.

1:37:15 Adam All right, so listen to your friends.

1:37:17 Drew Listen to my friends? Yes. It's not an accident. I knew your dad was an alcoholic.

1:37:22 Adam A good time. And don't get hurt getting thrown up and down on that blanket made of seal skin. You know where they toss them up?

1:37:28 Drew No, it's the...

1:37:30 Adam No, that's right.

1:37:31 Drew I just realized the PSA in Alaska would be wearing a mousse.

1:37:34 Adam They wear mousse and be careful when they do that big seal skin toss.

1:37:39 Drew Yeah, seal skin toss.

1:37:40 Adam North to Alaska. They do that. They run that on the commercial. Like, hey, come on down to Alaska. We will do this to you. It's like, I want a bunch of drunken Eskimos throwing me around with a smelly seal skin. Doesn't seem like, and if that's it, I ain't coming.

1:37:57 Caller You got to show me a little better than this.

1:37:59 Adam It's like some fat tourists in the middle, bunch of drunken Eskimos. Oh, she's getting six feet off the ground.

1:38:04 Caller This is it.

1:38:05 Adam You got nothing else, huh?

1:38:06 Drew I want to dress this morning after bill call.

1:38:08 Adam Yeah, let's do that. Come on, buddy.

1:38:10 Caller Kayla?

1:38:12 Adam You're 16?

1:38:13 Drew Oh, same voice.

1:38:14 Adam Oh, you got that little girl voice.

1:38:17 Drew What's the question?

1:38:22 Adam All right. When were you sexually molested? Four. Physically abused.

1:38:30 Drew Six.

1:38:31 Adam Six.

1:38:33 Drew Yeah, abused.

1:38:34 Adam But must have been bad, right?

1:38:42 Drew I'm not getting physical abuse.

1:38:44 Adam No sexual abuse. No sexual abuse? When did you lose your virginity? Holy mackerel.

1:38:53 Drew What was the emotional abuse about? Do you have an eating disorder? Do you have an eating disorder? All right, morning after bill works by suppressing ovulation. That was announced on the radio this morning. I felt so vindicated, you have no idea. And it works the same way as your birth control pill. It's just not as effective. You have about a 72-hour window, a three-day window to take this pill after an unprotected sexual encounter, and it will reduce the risk of pregnancy by about 70% by preventing an egg from being released.

1:39:28 Adam And here's the...

1:39:29 Drew You can call 1-800-NOT-2, the number two, late. 1-800-NOT-2 late, and they can refer you to a pharmacy near you. I don't know if in Oklahoma, where you're calling from, that you can get it without a prescription. If not, you can call Planned Parenthood or any doctor in an emergency room. They will get your prescriptions, and you can get it at 16. You can have access to it confidentially in most states.

1:39:46 Adam Here's the whole thing. This pill has been around for quite some time. No one will get behind it. Everyone's trying to sort of suppress it.

1:39:55 Drew It could eliminate abortion in this country, basically.

1:39:57 Adam Yeah. Right. And the hypocrite... Who's against it? Let me tell you, okay. First off, here's basically what you have. You have the sort of hypocrite, right-wing, God-fearing, fantasy tards who say they're against abortion, but really what they're against is people getting laid, who aren't married, who aren't trying to procreate. And it all stems from them not getting any in high school and just being sort of bizarre and superstitious and retarded about their religion. Then you have the sort of left-wing who is for it, but they're such pussies, and everyone's so scared to step up and call these people idiots, by the way, with their talking about Jesus on the Christ, the Christ dying on the cross and all this. They're wusses, and playing parenthood, their heart is in the right place, but they're pussies and they're idiots, too. And they hire models to go to Congress and talk about stuff that they don't even know about. And they're just as stupid in their own well-meaning ways, the right-wing guys. Now, the right-wing guys you think would want to get rid of abortion because that's all they do is talk about, is getting rid of abortion.

1:41:04 Drew But they refuse to look at the science.

1:41:05 Adam Well, they're not much into science because they think the planet's 2,000 years old. So they're not real scientists.

1:41:11 Ron Livingston I always thought that the whole political fight behind it was because it flushed out a viable, you know...

1:41:16 Drew That was what the people hide behind, was that when this procedure was invented 25 years ago, they thought maybe it works by preventing a fertilized egg from implanting, in which case it would be an abortion pill. They've since discovered it doesn't do that. It's no more likely to do that than your birth control pill taken the way you normally do, and as well as several anti-inflammatories like Vax and Celebrex. They all have a theoretic possibility of interfering with implantation. Now, if you're going to say that is unacceptable, we're going to have to do away with all the anti-inflammatories and all the birth control pills, that is a viable position. I understand that. If you feel that way, fine. That's not what they're saying. They're saying this product has to be eliminated because it can do that, but it can't do it any more likely than these other drugs. It works by preventing ovulation.

1:42:03 Ron Livingston Not to mention all the times that that just naturally, that implantation naturally fails.

1:42:07 Drew Of course, of course.

1:42:08 Adam Yeah, but look, these people aren't interested in facts. If they were interested in facts, they wouldn't be, they wouldn't be able to follow the retarded religion that they're following because that screws up their religion. So that's facts and science not a strong suit for these folks. They're more interested in preaching and judging. And they like the idea of having free sex. You get laid, you don't use a condom and pow, you take a pill and it's gone. They don't, that doesn't sit well with them. Instead of admitting that, they just say this is abortion and they move on and they have Congress in their pocket and everyone's an idiot and everyone's a pussy and nobody stands up and no one carries it. Now they get more and more abortions. Fantastic. You got what you want. I'll see you in hell.

1:42:45 Caller Okay, so I know there's nothing wrong with me. So what's up? I called the dateline and I hooked up with some cool people. 877-889-DATE.

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1:43:35 Adam Well, that's the show, The Great Ron Livingston. I want to thank him for coming in here tonight.

1:43:40 Ron Livingston Thanks for having me.

1:43:41 Adam And you've come back. He's got some new movies coming out, and the man is, career is picking up momentum, as is everyone who was in Townies. It's the anti-curse of the Townies cast. Yeah, except for Molly Ringle. All right, so you come in and you plug away. Next time, one of these movies hits the theater. Love to, man. The Cooler is the name of the movie that's out in New York and LA. Go out and see that.

1:44:08 Drew And Happy Thanksgiving.

1:44:09 Adam Happy Thanksgiving. Want to thank Terry Don't Call Me Tar, God damn it. And Brian, phone screener Brian, engineer Chris, Junior, producer, Lauren, producer, Ann, and the Liberace of the Potentiometers, engineer Anderson. So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo, Washington, NBC. Right, where are you?

1:44:32 Caller Uh, I'm on your mother.

1:44:38 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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