Episode 1000581822781

0:52 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

1:03 Voiceover Hey everybody, it's Loveline and Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Mark is here from Blink 182. Hello. Hello. I know you're saying that to the people, but I took it as a hello to me too.

1:19 It was to you.

1:21 Adam Good to see Mark. Travis may or may not...

1:25 Drew Really?

1:26 Unacceptable.

1:26 Drew So Travis is definitely coming. Well, I thought Tom was maybe no.

1:30 Adam No, no. Here's the deal. Tom's doing Jimmy Show.

1:32 Drew Right.

1:33 Adam Mark did Jimmy Show last night. It was very good, by the way. And Travis is doing it tomorrow night. Mark is here. Tom is doing Jimmy Show. So if he came, he wouldn't be here before 10.30.

1:45 Drew Correct. But he's not coming.

1:46 Adam And Travis is Travis. So he's not going to be here on time. But that's all right. Because we've had Travis on the show a few times.

1:52 Drew We've had Travis and Tom. We've had a couple of times. Never all three of them together.

1:56 Adam Oh, we've never had all three?

1:57 Drew I mean, not in less than five years.

1:58 Adam Yeah, not for a while. It's been a while. Yeah. Because the point is, is Travis has been through here doing Boxcar Racer and a few other projects. I don't remember what they were. But the point is, is we've had an ass full of Travis. I got to be honest with you. But Mark, there's a big void in our ass that Mark hasn't filled yet.

2:17 Blink 182 I've come to fill the void in your ass.

2:18 Adam Thank Christ. I was watching some MTV show that was sort of following you guys around. I guess it was a week or so ago I saw it. And you guys were going like the Persian Gulf or something. And they took off from an aircraft carrier. Did you not or did you?

2:35 Blink 182 We did.

2:35 Adam You did.

2:36 Blink 182 We did.

2:36 Adam Drew launched off the catapult.

2:38 Drew Crazy.

2:39 Adam I mean, and you know, by the way, I'm no statistician or mathematician, but I figure each time they launch a plane, 90 grand. You know what I mean? Just sort of bottom line, just to get the thing off the deck, maybe 150. I mean, not including ammunition, fuel, and ordinance, just to launch it that way, as opposed to doing it on the land.

3:03 Blink 182 There's a pin, they told us after we took off, there's a pin that works in the catapult that's like a machined pin that every time it launches, that pin breaks off. And each one of those pins is $10,000, is what they said.

3:16 Adam Really?

3:16 Blink 182 So just for the pin was $10,000.

3:18 Drew What's the other expense? What's the other 80 grand?

3:20 Adam Well, I mean, all I'm saying is this, you have to, you can't just say, well, it's the price of the steam in the catapult. I mean, just the aircraft carrier itself, the price of the aircraft carrier, the man, the man at the fuel, the powers it. I mean, it's not like they launch Blink 182 and then scuttle the ship. But I'm just saying each launch, when the ship is all done with, when it launches at the end of its career, it launched 10,000 times. You got to whack that 10,000 up into some little pieces of pie. One of them's got Blink 182's name on it and we paid for it. That's the way I look at it.

3:57 Drew You're proud of that, aren't you?

3:59 Adam I just think it's cool that you got launched.

4:02 Blink 182 It was really a crazy experience. It was like, unlike anything that's ever happened to us before, that's for sure.

4:07 Adam You've never been launched off a carrier deck before? Oh man. I love the idea that it's a steam catapult that somehow steam's still working for us. 150 years after we decided it was obsolete, number one. And then, just the idea that the rules in the military are kind of weird. Like, hey, don't go near there. No, you can't go there. Oh, you want to go up in F-18? Yeah, hop in. The guy will do barrel rolls to try to make you throw up. Really? It's a $70 million machine. Yeah, yeah, he's crazy. Hop in. How does that work?

4:41 Drew Just don't go near the pin that launches those.

4:43 Adam Yeah.

4:44 Drew Don't touch the pin.

4:44 Adam So, where did you guys go? Now, you guys launched on a prop plane, right?

4:48 Blink 182 Yeah.

4:49 Adam Yeah, and it was a decent sized plane, too. It was like the Doolittle raid over Tokyo. They didn't think they'd get those big planes off the deck, but they did.

4:56 Blink 182 Yeah, it was, it's called the Cod. It seats 20 people.

5:00 Adam Right.

5:00 Blink 182 And it's strange because you go into the, they actually load into the back of the plane, like there's a ramp that goes down, and you load it into the back of the plane, and it seats 20 people, and we had our, like all of us and the crew and everything, and you face backwards, and there's only these two tiny little, probably like six inch windows on either side of the plane, just two tiny little windows, and they rev the engines up as high as they can possibly be going, and you're just sitting there with your arms crossed across your chest.

5:24 Adam They tell you to do that?

5:25 Blink 182 Yeah, and you're facing backwards, waiting, and the plane's vibrating, and you can kind of look out the window, and all you see is the ocean, and you know it any second it's coming, and you hear this gigantic, like, crack, and then unlike anything you've ever felt before, you're thrown forward against the harness that you're against, and it feels like all the blood in your face is about ready to come out, and then it just stops for a second, and it feels like time stops, and all of a sudden you're free-floating because the plane goes off the front of the ship, and starts to kind of drop a little bit as it catches its momentum.

5:54 Adam That drop, that's the tough, that's where I bring a lung up. Yeah, it can't be as bad as that southwest seat that faces the wrong way, though, is it?

6:05 Drew No.

6:05 Adam No, it's not that dramatic, is it?

6:07 Drew No. You know, a fat guy wearing shorts on the cutoff.

6:10 Cut off sweats, scratch himself, wearing Zorries.

6:13 Blink 182 I've done that before, where you sit in the backwards-facing seat in southwest going, this is gonna be badass, dude, I'm facing the wrong way, this is cool.

6:19 Adam Yeah.

6:20 Blink 182 You end up just going, why, why?

6:22 Adam You're over it so fast, and you have to make, now, you have to make contact with the people that are facing it all the time. You just make eye contact with them the entire time, which you don't think about. When you're on a plane, you got to guide your left, maybe guide your right, but at least you're staring at the tray table. This is weird because you're looking at the dude, and then you're jockeying for leg space because your feet are intertwined, they're locking. They're locking, okay.

6:45 Blink 182 So I'm going to do that intentionally from now on. I'm going to sit in that one seat.

6:49 Adam So you launch off the carrier, and then where do you guys land?

6:52 Blink 182 We actually landed in the United Arab Emirates.

6:54 Adam So how long was it, how far off the coast were you?

6:57 Blink 182 It was like 20 minutes, half hour.

6:59 Adam Wow. And how did you get to the ship?

7:02 Blink 182 We went out to the ship on this helicopter. We flew from Bahrain.

7:06 Adam That's another 70 grand, 70 grand.

7:09 Blink 182 And the helicopter is this gigantic helicopter that I guess it can hold 60 people. And it's one of those helicopters that you load in from the back also where the ramp comes down. Two? No, just one. Just one propeller.

7:21 Adam Yeah, but it's the big ones like the one King Kong and Roth Run, Godzilla Swat.

7:25 Blink 182 But it's crazy because when the ramp goes up, it doesn't close all the way. That's just the design of the aircraft. It's this gigantic 10 by 12 foot opening in the back of the helicopter that's open the entire time. Oh, really? There's no closing that at all. And so we're thousands of feet above the Persian Gulf looking out. I mean, honestly, if you stumbled back there or whatever, you could potentially fall out. And the people like the crew is walking around and they have those little harnesses they clip themselves onto and whatever. And as we're flying, there's oil dripping from the ceiling. Really? Why?

7:58 I don't know.

8:00 Blink 182 We actually said, why is the oil dripping? Is that bad? The oil is dripping. They said, no, that's bad if the oil doesn't drip because that means that the engines are dry. Wow.

8:07 Adam Well, maybe it was an older aircraft or something.

8:09 Blink 182 No, actually, it was pretty new. And they said, you know, it was really they they kept saying that, you know, I understand this is the Cadillac of helicopters is completely safe. But it's just different for us because we're used to flying in like commercial airlines, where it's kind of like, you know, nothing in the military is done for like aesthetic. Yeah. And it's all for utility.

8:27 Adam Used to having you bring in a pressurized, you know, cabin and everything. But but so then you land on the aircraft carrier. Did you get to look around the aircraft carrier?

8:37 Blink 182 Yeah, it was really cool.

8:38 Adam How long were you on it?

8:39 Blink 182 We were on the aircraft carrier, I think, for like 20 hours. We actually spent the night on the aircraft carrier.

8:44 Adam I'm so jealous. That just sounds that sounds once in a lifetime.

8:47 Blink 182 Yeah, it was it was incredible. It was really incredible. It was like we went over to the Middle East and we went to we went to Bahrain to a Navy base there. We we flew into Kuwait and went to a couple of Marine camps near the Iraqi border.

9:00 Adam That's 55 grand. About about 210. Easy.

9:04 Drew Easy.

9:05 Adam Keep going.

9:05 Blink 182 And then we went out to the aircraft carrier.

9:07 Adam On what? The same helicopter?

9:10 Blink 182 No, we took so many different kinds of vehicles.

9:13 Adam 320. 320. He said a whole bunch. He can't remember.

9:18 Drew I factored some in his head.

9:19 Adam Humvees.

9:19 Blink 182 Yeah, we got to go on a submarine also.

9:23 Drew What are we at? A million.

9:25 Adam We're at even a million. You owe the US government and the taxpayers, essentially me. You got to go on a sub?

9:32 Blink 182 Yeah.

9:33 Adam Did the sub submerge?

9:35 Blink 182 No, it was it was at a dock.

9:36 Adam Was it a big nuclear sub?

9:38 Blink 182 It was a new one? And I got to climb into one of the torpedo tubes.

9:42 Adam Oh, I saw that. That's the whole thing I'm talking about. It's all that day. You can't go here and what are you going to do there? And hey, let the drug addict band members just crawl all over the sub. What do we care? I mean, not, you know, not, not you're into drugs full time, but I just mean, you know, you take a band, a guy like Travis, just you get anywhere near anything that has anything to do with the military just seems so. It seems frightening to me.

10:07 Drew Just like a bug's bunny with a hammer.

10:08 Adam Just testing the bombs with a mallet. Wow. Aircraft carrier launch, submarine, helicopters, humvees. Jesus Christ. That is awesome. And he slept on the aircraft carrier too.

10:20 Blink 182 Yep.

10:22 Adam And where did you sleep? They have like guest quarters or something?

10:24 Blink 182 Yeah, they have guest quarters. And I guess the Tom actually got to sleep in the captain's cabin. The captain let him take over his cabin. And we got like a snow.

10:35 Adam I was going to say spoon.

10:38 Blink 182 And then they have officers' cabins where we got to stay. It was pretty cool.

10:41 Adam Oh, bitchin.

10:42 Blink 182 We got to go down to the armory. We got to check out all kinds. We got to go on the bridge.

10:46 Drew Oh, okay. Let's talk about this off the air. This will never stop.

10:49 Adam You want to know something that's awesome? Let me tell you something that's awesome.

10:53 Drew Tell me something that's awesome.

10:54 Adam Here's what's awesome about this aircraft carriage. First off, floating cities. Nope, they call them floating cities. They're like a floating city.

11:01 Caller Really?

11:01 Drew What are they like?

11:04 Caller Okay.

11:04 Adam The things are like, I don't know, 700 feet long, something like that, maybe more.

11:09 Caller Okay.

11:09 Adam Now, they're, you know, end up being like 17, 18 stories high from the keel up to the top of the bridge there. And if people sort of throw that around, but go stand under a 17 story building and look up. That's pretty crazy. They may, they weigh millions of tons, millions of tons. And they cruise about the same speed as a good ski boat. Which is crazy, because if you're behind ski boat and the ski boat's going like 32, 33 knots and you're hanging on, you think you're moving pretty damn good. Now, imagine this thing that is filled with all these airplanes and 3000 people and weighs millions of tons, going the same speed. That seems unbelievable to me. Like, did you could water ski behind this boat?

11:52 Drew Don't tell me you water ski.

11:54 Adam And it's steam powered. Thank you. Well, nuclear steam powered. All right. That's all good. Let's get to the phone.

12:00 Drew Who's the Christmas?

12:03 Adam Blink 182 at the K-Rock Acoustic Christmas.

12:05 Drew Sunday the 14th.

12:06 Adam Second night. All right. All right. Dawn.

12:12 Drew Try it again, Dawn.

12:13 Adam Dawn fell asleep with me talking about her feet in the distance.

12:16 Drew Hello. There she is.

12:18 Adam Yeah. Chicks can only take so much military talk before they drift off.

12:21 Drew So much like 30 seconds.

12:23 Adam That's what I mean. Yeah. What's up, Dawn?

12:26 Hi, I'm calling because my friend like she keeps coming on to me and we've been friends for like six years. And like, I don't know, like she says she's not by whatever. But when I see that her house, she just like tries to like touch her thing. And I just push her away and then like talk to me or whatever.

12:43 Drew Wait, what exactly does she do?

12:46 I'll like, I don't try to fill me up forever and like be like, oh, I'm just playing around. I'll be like, yeah, right.

12:53 Drew And then as a result of that, she won't talk to you?

12:55 Uh huh.

12:58 Adam So, so what? She's not your friend. Who cares? Break up. I mean, Dumper's a friend.

13:05 Drew Either that or Dawn sort of misreading what her intentions are.

13:08 Adam Well, she's feeling you up.

13:10 Drew She's not by, I'm not interested.

13:13 Adam What does she say she's doing when she says she's not by and feeling you up?

13:17 She's just having fun. She's just playing around.

13:20 Adam Well, then tell her to knock it off.

13:28 Drew Oh, well, okay. Then she really has no balance. Is she bipolar? Yeah. Well, when people are manic, they can have all kinds of crazy impulsive behaviors and they can be feel very, very intrusive and they can be sometimes hypersexual and very physical and they're manic. She's sick. So maybe give her a break, make sure she's taken her medicines properly. And when she's hypomanic, don't be around her.

13:50 Adam How do you know you don't like chicks?

13:52 How do I know? Because I don't, I don't know, I don't.

13:57 Adam Drew, Drew thought he didn't like chicks until he was like in his early mid 30s, early 30s.

14:04 Drew No, it was dudes until I met you.

14:06 Adam Oh, you didn't think you liked dudes until you met me.

14:09 Drew That's right.

14:10 I always screw that.

14:11 I know, but I always screw it up.

14:14 Drew And it's special too, and you always screw that one up.

14:16 Adam It's kind of six of one, six and a half of the other.

14:20 All right.

14:22 Adam But anyway, it's the same difference is what I'm saying. But the point is, is you're not into chicks, right, Dawn? Right. All right. So.

14:31 Drew And friends bipolar. So let's just make sure she takes her meds.

14:34 Adam And listen, everybody, Mark, you can help the kids with this. If you got friends that are screwing up and screwing with you and just repeatedly doing things that you tell them not to do and stuff, don't don't be scared to cut them loose. Or at least give them a nice time out. You don't call for a few weeks, you know, people don't do this. You know, people decide they're friends with someone when they're 13. And then it's like they're like, yeah, man, I crashed over this dude's house and I woke up and he was trying to stab me and rape me at the same time. So now I'm going over there this weekend for slumber party. It's kind of uncomfortable. It's like, don't go over there. You may not be your friend. Look, there's a little rules you have, you know, for friends. You got to respect other people's space and do all that. Right. Let's talk to Ashley. Is 20 Ashley. What's happening?

15:25 Caller Well, my boyfriend and me have been together for about three years. And sex has always been really basic. You know, me on top, him on top, just, you know, and I've always wanted to try more things. And lately I've been trying to get him to do different things. I've tried masturbating in front of them and getting pornos and like.

15:47 Adam Oh, Drew, stop, please. Drew, stop the clapping and no more high-fiving, please. It hurt my hand, by the way. I wasn't ready for you.

15:55 Caller And he gets, he gets mad. Like he'll get upset about it. Like I'm personally attacking his libido or something. I don't know what the problem is.

16:01 Drew His male ego is challenged.

16:04 Caller I don't know a safer way to approach it without making him feel like that.

16:08 Drew This is another, this is a case in point of the very similar nature to the last call. It's like, maybe not the guy you want to hang with.

16:14 Adam Yeah. How long you guys been together?

16:16 Caller Three years.

16:16 Three years?

16:18 Drew One other thing about being 20 is you've been in a relationship for several years. You don't know how to end a relationship.

16:23 Adam Also too, when you're in at 17 and you make it to 20, you're at a little bit of a crossroads, which is you stay, you stay to the right, you're going to get married. And this will be the only guy ever. And then you start having horrible fights about 24. And maybe you guys are done. Show everybody who's been with somebody for two or more years who's under the age of 22 break up.

16:47 Drew That's a good rule of thumb.

16:48 Adam Yeah.

16:49 Drew Yeah.

16:49 Adam You like that?

16:50 Drew I like that.

16:50 Adam Mark, you like that?

16:51 Blink 182 Yeah, I think so.

16:53 Drew And not only that, not only that, but these.

16:56 Adam You got to go off a carrier deck.

16:57 Drew See how you hit that?

16:58 Yeah.

16:59 Adam He punched a mic. Yeah, Travis.

17:01 Blink 182 Travis is here.

17:02 Adam He's out of control.

17:05 Travis is falling apart.

17:06 Blink 182 How are you doing? I'm sorry.

17:08 Adam That's all right.

17:09 Blink 182 Nobu, I was at dinner and.

17:12 Adam You went to Nobu?

17:12 Blink 182 Dessert was so good.

17:14 Adam Wait a minute. Dessert was good at a Japanese restaurant?

17:17 Blink 182 Their bento boxes are untouchable. I don't know. I don't know any restaurant that could touch their bento box. Chocolate souffle. It's the best thing ever.

17:23 Adam That's the dessert at Nobu?

17:25 Blink 182 Yeah, that's the dessert at Nobu. And mochi balls. Mochi balls, you guys. Pinellas, strawberries, mango.

17:31 Adam Oh, really?

17:32 Blink 182 So good.

17:33 Adam Japanese, I never think about dessert because it's always like you get a deep fried green tea ball or something and it's always some sort of novelty thing. I didn't know they had souffle.

17:42 Blink 182 Matsuhisa is different.

17:43 Adam All right. Didn't you say Nobu?

17:46 Blink 182 Matsuhisa, he says the OG, like that's the original, that Nobu and Yoko, him and his old lady started, which is the best one ever.

17:55 Drew Travis, we can't quit the man about that.

17:57 Adam Come on, what about your street cred, buddy?

18:01 Blink 182 I have no street cred when it comes to restaurants. You deserve good food, you guys.

18:06 He's got a bottle of Dom in his hand.

18:09 Adam He just dropped 1500 bucks.

18:11 Blink 182 Cheers.

18:12 Adam That's right.

18:12 Blink 182 Hey, you know what? Tonight is Tim Armstrong's birthday. So we should all say happy birthday to Tim Armstrong.

18:16 Blink 182 Happy birthday, Tim.

18:17 Blink 182 Happy birthday, Tim, even though you're probably not listening.

18:19 Adam Let me say this about Tim Armstrong. Tim Armstrong gets mentioned more than anybody else outside of being Tim Armstrong. Like Tim Armstrong has been on the show, I think, right?

18:32 Drew I think. He's been looking around here for a while.

18:35 Adam But his name shows up. Like everybody's working with Tim Armstrong.

18:39 Blink 182 As it should. He's, man. Everyone loves Tim Armstrong. I can't say enough nice things about him.

18:43 Adam Really?

18:44 Blink 182 Everyone knows. Yeah, I mean, he's like a, he's probably one of my, I mean, of course, he's one of my dearest friends. Like he's such a nice guy. You know what I mean? He's like, he's so talented, too. You know what I mean? He's a, he's going to be a legend. You mark my words. He already is.

18:57 Adam That's not just the spicy tuna roll talking.

19:00 Blink 182 Or the Dom. Neither one is talking. That's coming from my heart, you guys. Seriously.

19:03 Adam Let me tell you. I'll tell you, Tom and Mark still eat at the Derwiner Schnitzel, but not this Travis.

19:10 Blink 182 He looked up. Mark's been known to love Samatsu Hisa. You people. It is. It is the best.

19:18 Adam It sold out, Drew.

19:20 Drew I'm shocked.

19:21 Adam Blink is sold out. Who are we talking to?

19:24 Drew Ashley. We're talking about relationships.

19:26 Blink 182 Sorry, Ashley.

19:26 Drew When you're under 20, sometimes relationships are coming to a close and you just don't know how to read the signs. You don't know that it's coming to a close. You cling to it, drag it on another couple of years, then don't know how to end it when it's cleared you even still that it's over.

19:37 Caller Yeah.

19:39 Drew It just sounds like you're not as into this as you might be.

19:41 Caller Yeah. We've been together and we have a kid.

19:46 Drew Oh, forget that.

19:47 Caller And it's not my first serious relationship I've been in because I moved out when I was 16.

19:52 Drew Yeah, but you had kids. You relinquished your rights to freedom.

19:55 Adam Yeah. All right. Now you got to stay with them. And when you're picking sexual positions, just picture your young child's face. Oh. Just looking up on you and saying, why mommy? Why is daddy hurting mommy? Yes. All right, Ashley. Look, then if you guys are if you got a kid, then you stay together and you work it out.

20:17 Blink 182 You don't necessarily have to stay together if you have a kid, right? You said to be good parents, right?

20:23 Drew It definitely.

20:24 Adam You're happy.

20:25 Drew It definitely affects kids when you break up.

20:28 Adam Travis, your parents were divorced?

20:30 Drew Yeah.

20:30 Blink 182 You know, I went through something kind of weird before they got a chance to get divorced. My mom passed away. So it was hard, but Pops, you know what I mean? He already went off and he had a new girlfriend. So it's kind of hard.

20:41 Adam You know what I mean?

20:41 Blink 182 It's hard to like be 16 and have your mom pass away and your parents going through a divorce. You're kind of like lost.

20:46 Adam They were going. Your mom passed away, but you already knew they were going through a divorce.

20:51 Blink 182 It's kind of like are going to get divorced. I remember like sitting in my bedroom was the worst thing I ever hearing like my parents fighting, like knowing that my dad had a girlfriend or something. And then and then a month later finding out she had cancer and she passed away. And then it's oh, it was hard.

21:06 Adam Are you mad at your dad?

21:08 Blink 182 Those are like, I think those are normal feelings. You know what I mean? I totally did. But then I just understood. You know what I mean? My mom's passed now. I love her to death, but I got to support my dad. He has a new girlfriend.

21:19 Adam You know what I mean?

21:20 Blink 182 I got to be I got to be strong and make him happy now. So that's what I did.

21:23 Adam Wow.

21:24 Blink 182 That's pretty hard. I'm not saying it was the easiest thing was I you know what I mean? I wasn't in like a good a good place for like a year. But I mean, you go out of it. You know what I mean? You become strong.

21:33 Adam Did your dad know she was sick when they were getting divorced or before they got divorced?

21:37 Blink 182 It was such bad timing. Like it literally happened. Like found out that he had somebody else and then literally it was almost like it was supposed to be like my mom couldn't live. You know what I mean? Knowing that he had it, you know, she wasn't a girl with him. So she literally had cancer for like two months and she passed away.

21:51 Adam Did she not want to break up with him or was she?

21:53 Blink 182 Oh, no. I mean, she was so in love with my dad. Yeah, she wanted to like, you know, grow old with him. And it's hard.

22:00 Adam Your dad just must be wracked with guilt. Yeah.

22:03 Blink 182 But you know what I mean?

22:04 Drew You better be.

22:04 Adam Yeah.

22:04 Drew Your dad better be.

22:05 Blink 182 But he's happy now. You know what I mean? He's become such a great father. And his old lady is cool. You know what I mean? Mary's cool.

22:10 Adam Same one.

22:11 Blink 182 He's good. Yeah. So it's good. Hey, it's hard.

22:14 Adam Good times. I mean, that's what I say.

22:16 Drew But yeah, that takes all kinds.

22:17 Adam It does take all kinds. But oh, my God, what a bitch. No wonder you've turned to sushi and drink sushi and Dom, people. All right. We got to take a break. Blink's here. We're going to hear a song off the new CD. Yeah. We're going to watch Tom when we come home tonight on the Kimmel show. And then we'll watch Travis tomorrow night on the Kimmel show.

22:41 Take a quick break.

22:43 Adam We'll be right back.

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23:20 Adam There, buddy, it's Loveline and Adam. That's Dr. Drew, Mark and Travis are here tonight. Blink 182. Let's see, Ron Livingston from The Cooler, which I hear very good things about, by the way, is in here tomorrow night. And Joel from Good Charlotte. He was in here last night. He's come back next week. Macy Gray is gonna be here, Kathy Griffin. Tory Amos. So Drew, be prepared to catch junior producer Lawrence Tampon when it comes flying out of her at breakneck speeds because she loves that Tory Amos. David Allen Grier is gonna be here on Thursday next week.

23:56 Drew I like the way we went to Joel and Benjy. We always say, hey, come back anytime you want. And they do.

23:59 Adam Yeah, tomorrow night. And by the way, they really, oh, you guys are spilling the Dom Perignon around us.

24:07 Blink 182 I think Mark wants some Dom Perignon.

24:10 Adam The, you know, and Mark is drinking the, he's drinking the Starbucks and the Dom, which represent the two most expensive versions of that beverage, do you know what I'm saying?

24:21 Blink 182 I have a really big dick.

24:23 Adam Oh, come on now. That's the Dom talking. The new CD is Blink 182. We'll hear something off of the new CD.

24:32 Drew After we play Florida or Germany.

24:34 Adam Ooh, Florida or Germany. Here's how this works. It's sweeping the country, this Florida or Germany. All bizarre stories, all stories of the macabre, the occult and evil are from either Florida or Germany. So people call in, they tell us the story and we guess Florida. Oh, wait a minute. It's Germany or Florida.

24:53 Drew It's Germany or Florida.

24:54 Adam Drew, you screwed me up.

24:55 Drew Sorry.

24:55 Caller Germany or Florida.

24:57 Adam This is our theme song.

25:03 Blink 182 It sounds like pink, right?

25:05 Drew That's pink.

25:06 Blink 182 She can sing, you guys.

25:07 Adam She can.

25:07 Blink 182 She's talented. I heard you guys on Loveline with her too.

25:10 Adam She can sing. Not that night she couldn't, but she can sing.

25:13 Drew Not to our jingle.

25:15 Adam Yeah, that's a tough song, the Germany or Florida theme. Carol?

25:19 Hello?

25:20 Adam You're 14?

25:20 Caller Yeah.

25:21 Adam What's up? All right, you got Germany or Florida? Go ahead.

25:24 Caller So this woman has a stroke and her right side from head to toe goes numb. And then she can't talk for a year. And then when she finally talks, she finds out that she has an accent.

25:37 Drew No, it may sound like an accent.

25:39 Adam No, no, by the way, I know this story and this is Florida.

25:42 Drew Yeah, sounds like Florida.

25:44 Adam And Drew, how does that work?

25:46 Drew Well, the right side, the left side of your brain is where your speech centers are. And so when you have a stroke on the right side, you lose speech completely. And over a year, some of that will return and it can sound very, very strange.

25:55 Adam But you can never, you can never, isn't that what happened to Madonna? No.

26:00 Drew So I think Luther Vandross.

26:01 Adam Oh really?

26:01 Drew I think it's his thing now.

26:03 Adam What's he doing now, Luther?

26:04 Drew He's in a nursing home basically.

26:05 Adam Where's Roy from Siegfried and Roy? So it makes me nervous when you don't hear about these guys for a while. Like you go, hey, they're doing great. He's doing great. Everything's great. And then a month goes by and you don't hear a thing. Isn't that kind of a bad?

26:17 Drew Yeah, usually.

26:17 Adam Shouldn't he be waving and taking pictures and stuff if he's sitting up?

26:20 Drew Yeah, you would think.

26:22 Adam What's going on with him, Drew?

26:23 Drew I have not heard.

26:23 Adam Drew, don't you know? Don't you have guys on the inside?

26:25 Drew None of that was story, no.

26:27 Adam Oh, but you know all the drugies, right? Of course. Yeah. All right, so we already heard that story. I already heard that story. We got a better one. All right, here we go.

26:35 Drew The boys look bewildered by this, by the way.

26:38 Blink 182 I have no idea what's going on.

26:40 Adam You're going to see how it works.

26:41 Chris, how you doing?

26:43 Adam Hey, Lizette?

26:44 Caller Yeah?

26:45 Adam Watch, this is going to work. Go ahead, Germany or Florida?

26:48 Caller All right, a police arresting man on suspicion of murdering his sister-in-law Tuesday after he was spotted carrying her severed head through the street. Police received call after a passerby saw a 24-year-old walking with a blood-soaked knife through the head.

27:07 Drew I love the way why it's always the suspicion of murder. Right. Carrying the head through the street.

27:12 Adam Let's not rush to judgment.

27:13 Drew Suspicion, suspicion.

27:15 Caller Okay, he was walking with the blood-soaked knife and the head under his arm. After arresting him, police discovered a decapitated corpse in his apartment. And it was his sister-in-law.

27:29 Adam Okay, now all murder sounds like Florida.

27:32 Drew It sounds like Florida to me.

27:33 Adam Everything sounds like Florida, but they-

27:36 Blink 182 But hey, I wanna bring up that Florida traditionally does not have a lot of apartment buildings. It's mostly condominiums and also estate homes.

27:43 Drew Was it an apartment that he was in?

27:44 Caller It was an apartment.

27:46 Drew Apartment, so that's-

27:48 Adam And then-

27:49 Drew It was Germany.

27:50 Adam And the Germany, you can't kinda head off in Germany.

27:53 Drew And it was his sister-in-law?

27:55 Caller Sister-in-law.

27:57 Adam All right, what do you guys think, Germany or Florida? And by the way, this isn't the world's greatest example because it's just a bad murder.

28:05 Blink 182 Yeah.

28:06 Adam Pretty much, there's nothing really wacky about it.

28:09 Blink 182 I'm gonna go Germany.

28:10 Adam Go in Germany?

28:10 Blink 182 Just because of the apartment thing.

28:12 Adam Mark's going Germany. Travis?

28:15 Blink 182 I don't know what you guys are talking about. To be honest with you, I thought Loveline's about kids with problems.

28:21 Adam We're getting there. Travis is going Germany and Florida. Go ahead, Drew.

28:25 Drew Germany.

28:26 Blink 182 I'll say that sounds like some German stuff, like weird, like Germany.

28:29 Adam All right, I'm gonna push and go Florida.

28:31 Drew What's that?

28:31 Caller It's Germany.

28:34 Adam See that, Travis? And that's how you play Germany or Florida. All right. Well, we had a question for the band, but- What? All right, we are gonna hear a song. And then we're gonna take a question for the band. Unless there's some kids we gotta help, because that's what the show is about. Oh, okay, then we'll take a question for the band. All right, so here we go. This is off the new Blink 182 CD, and this is called Feeling This. Tom is doing that. Let's continue with the live so you can watch that time. And then Travis on Jimmy Kimmel Live tomorrow night. So it's a neat kind of, and actually it's perfect. I just thought of this, but it's a short week this week, just three days. Perfect. So three guys in the band. And that's smart. See all that money to whack up three ways. None of that stuff for like a cool in the gang or trying to think over there. Well, give me a big band, Drew. We got to whack, you got to whack it up like 30 ways. Earth, Earth, Wind and Fire. You don't want to do that. You don't want that. You want three guys, whack it up three ways.

32:39 Drew And you, you, Also, less expensive to transport everything.

32:43 Adam Everything's better. You don't have a big, you don't have a bunch of cellos and, you know, tubas and glockenspiels. Yes, sir.

32:50 Drew Glockenspiels.

32:51 Adam Which one's a glockenspiel?

32:53 Drew Ding, ding, ding, ding.

32:54 Blink 182 We have glockenspiels on this record.

32:56 Adam Oh, you do?

32:56 Blink 182 Yeah, we do.

32:57 Drew And you have a melorama.

32:59 Blink 182 Melotron.

32:59 Drew Melotron.

33:01 Adam Melotron.

33:02 Drew How about that? It's a, it's a piano that plays strings.

33:06 Adam Oh, really?

33:07 Drew Right?

33:08 Blink 182 Yeah.

33:08 Adam Well, but it's not one of those, one of those country things, right? Right?

33:13 Blink 182 No, it's a, a melotron looks like a piano, but the keys are hooked up to actual audio tape with a recording of whatever instrument is on it. So on, on the song, all of this, it sounds like there's strings on it, but it's actually something that looks like a piano playing different audio tapes, recording of a string.

33:28 Drew There's a lot of Beatles strings.

33:29 Adam Sounds like, oh, oh, it's an old thing?

33:31 Blink 182 Yeah, it's an old thing.

33:33 Adam Oh, well, bitch.

33:34 Blink 182 Like the beginning of Strawberry Fields Forever.

33:36 Adam Right?

33:36 Blink 182 Yeah.

33:36 Adam Yeah, all right. That's in my head now. Kyler? Kyler? What kind of name is Kyler?

33:42 Blink 182 Is it like Tyler but Kyler?

33:44 Yeah, it's like an Irish name. I'm like 90% Irish.

33:48 Blink 182 I'm Irish too.

33:51 Adam No one drinking champagne out of a bottle.

33:59 What was the most embarrassing moment that you've ever had on stage?

34:05 Blink 182 We make fun of ourselves so much, it's hard to embarrass us.

34:08 Adam Yeah.

34:08 Blink 182 You know what I mean? We make idiots out of ourselves every day, so it's so hard to make us feel stupid.

34:13 Drew How about when you first started going up there naked?

34:15 Blink 182 I remember you guys pantsed me one time.

34:17 Drew We did?

34:18 Blink 182 Yeah, and they stepped on my underwear. It was in the airport, it was awful, it was weird.

34:23 Drew That wasn't on stage, though.

34:25 Blink 182 No, no, but it was in the airport, you're in front of a bunch of strangers, they don't even know why you're being pantsed, you know what I mean?

34:30 Drew Of course, in front of 18,000 people.

34:31 Adam Yeah, you got the kids there, there's a context to the pantsing.

34:36 Blink 182 Nothing's ever funny or embarrassing on stage. Like we just be ourselves.

34:40 Blink 182 I know, I mean, you know, it's kind of like...

34:43 Blink 182 You guys have both fallen a couple of times though, you and Tom, Mark and Tom fall really good sometimes.

34:47 Blink 182 That's embarrassing when you really try and rock out and you think you're like looking so cool and you're just really going for it and like your foot falls out from under you and you just eat it.

34:55 Blink 182 That's the best, you see like someone playing guitar, singing, you see them fall and they disappear and then that's like, it's Mark on the stage, like falling on his face or something.

35:03 Blink 182 One time, yeah, one time we were playing in Philadelphia, I remember a specific incident, I was really rocking out, I was going for it and there's like this monitor on the side of the stage is about probably two and a half feet off the ground. I went to jump up on that and rock out and my feet both went on one side of the monitor and my center of gravity was on the complete other side. So I wiped out, I mean, yeah, it wasn't even like I fell, it was like I just face planted.

35:26 Adam Yeah, and you gotta hop back up even if you're hurting, right, you gotta pretend like nothing happened.

35:32 Blink 182 Usually you guys like go down and you guys act like you're really feeling it though, that's what they do, seriously. Tom does it all the time, right? He'll go down, like he'll fall on his own sack like he's really into it, you know what I mean? He'll stay on his knees or something, it's awesome.

35:43 Adam Well, once you go down, you gotta pretend like you're down.

35:45 Drew You meant to go do it.

35:46 Yeah, that's what you gotta do.

35:47 Adam Like once in a while you're waving to somebody and you realize they're not waving to you, so you gotta do something else with your hand, like rub your head or do something. It's weird to get caught in between something.

35:58 Blink 182 I did that at a show the other night, we had a show in San Diego and there was somebody there that I thought was somebody that I was friends with a long time ago that I hadn't seen in a long time. And I went up, I was like, oh dude, how you been? What's going on? Dude, it's so good to see you. Gave him a hug, everything. And afterwards I realized, I've never met this guy before.

36:15 Adam But that's cool for him because you're you and he's a fan. But what is that? Why is this the most embarrassing thing in the world? When somebody is standing a few feet from you, they're waving at what you think is you, you wave back and you turn around and see that somebody else is waving. Why is that humiliating?

36:32 Drew Humiliating like nothing else.

36:33 Adam Why?

36:33 Drew You feel like the biggest idiot.

36:34 Caller It's wrong.

36:34 Adam You see somebody, they're standing 12 feet away, they're waving. It looks like at you. And by the way, have some wave etiquette at everybody. Don't wave at people directly behind other people.

36:44 Drew Because they're always waving with enthusiasm and delight. And how dare you think that they're delighted with you?

36:51 Adam It's so humiliating. I don't know what that is. It happens once in a while. You return that wave and then you realize it's not at you. And it's like, I want to kill myself. Why should that be so humiliating? With all the humiliating things we do in our lives.

37:04 Drew I tried to explain it, but you dismissed it.

37:06 Adam All right. Oh, Drew.

37:08 Drew You did.

37:08 Adam I always dismiss you.

37:10 Drew That's what I'm talking about.

37:11 Adam But that's how I don't learn.

37:12 Drew That's right.

37:14 Adam Blink 182 is here tonight. At least two thirds of Blink is here tonight. And Tom is doing Jimmy's show tonight. And Travis will do it tomorrow night. And we'll take a quick break and we'll be right back.

37:30 This is Loveline on 94.7 NRK.

37:53 Hey, buddy, it's Loveline.

37:59 Adam Producer Ian, you gotta get the guests in here. I'm not sure if she's listening or not. Mark's here, Travis is here. Still got that, let me tell you the thing, there's a little pressure when you pop a bottle of Dom Perignon or a Cristal Champagne, you gotta finish it.

38:19 Blink 182 Can I tell you what happened, you guys?

38:20 Adam You have to finish it.

38:22 Blink 182 I was in the car and I was leaving and I didn't know it was being shaken around in the car, so I just took the little top off and I was sitting there holding it and it popped and it went all over the car, but my driver's awesome and he didn't care, like he laughed at me.

38:34 Drew Leading cause of eye injuries in this country.

38:36 Blink 182 Yeah.

38:37 Adam Corks?

38:38 Drew Champagne.

38:38 Blink 182 But I've never had that happen to me. Really?

38:40 Drew Trauma to the eye, it's one of the leading causes of trauma to the eye.

38:42 Blink 182 I mean, it just popped, I was holding it like this and it just went.

38:44 Drew Yeah, imagine if you're just going to bring it around.

38:46 Blink 182 So crazy.

38:47 Adam Yeah. And you know, it's funny, the guy has a detached retina and you're laughing your ass off. Blood pouring from an open socket and you're still laughing like a madman because it's funny if someone gets hit with a champagne cork, right?

39:00 Blink 182 Yeah, that is funny.

39:01 Adam Over the years, millions of people blinded and maimed, right? Yes. Champagne corks.

39:06 Yeah. Wow.

39:07 Adam Still funny.

39:09 Yeah.

39:09 Adam I would have thought semen would be the leading cause of blindness.

39:13 No, no, no.

39:13 Drew It turns out not so harmful.

39:15 Blink 182 That's not harmful to the eyes of...

39:18 Drew I know Travis would burn when you got it in there.

39:19 Oh, they got that pink guy from rubbing too hard.

39:24 Adam That wasn't from semen. Police. How dare you, Drew? Sarah? What's up?

39:41 Caller I am. So, I have a question. This guy that I've been seeing for a while, when I give him head when we first started going out, it seriously tasted like cigarettes.

39:51 Adam Drew, quick clamping.

39:52 Drew He's a smoker, right?

39:54 Adam He tasted like cigarettes.

39:56 Drew He uses tobacco.

39:58 Caller Well, no, he smokes.

39:59 Caller I mean, it just like, he smokes.

40:01 Drew Reenactment, reenactment. But he uses tobacco.

40:03 Adam Well, no, he smokes. No, that would be yes. Everyone, you know, it's a bad, bad sign for our society. Beside the biggest insult you could give, someone would be, I said good day. That should be like, you'd have to do all if a guy said, I said good day. But now everyone starts every sentence with no. Or you go, no, but you feeling something? No, no, but and then they tell you exactly what you said.

40:29 Drew Reiterate what you said.

40:30 Adam It's kind of a bad. It's a bad negative habit. Sarah.

40:34 Caller Yeah.

40:35 Caller I can't hear that while on my phone.

40:36 Adam Okay, baby doll. So your guy is a smoker. He smokes cigarettes.

40:41 Caller Well, see, and I'm wondering, is that, let's see, he's not smoking.

40:44 Caller And so like the taste went away.

40:45 Caller And would that affect it?

40:47 Drew Yes.

40:48 Caller Yes, it would.

40:50 Drew Everything. Listen, a lot of taste is smell. And the guy smells like tobacco all the time when he's smoking. That may be where a majority of that comes from.

40:58 Adam That is true. That's the bitch about farts.

41:02 Blink 182 Is it true what you eat or drink will come through your semen?

41:05 Drew No.

41:05 Blink 182 Like we were in the Nemes in the middle of the Persian Gulf. And after the show, they offered us an IV. And it make you feel better. But they offered me an IV. We got done playing. Like if you're exhausted or you're tired.

41:26 Blink 182 We were dehydrated.

41:27 Blink 182 Yeah, we were in Iraq performing for our troops. Because it's so hot out there? Yeah. How hot was it, Mark?

41:33 Blink 182 It was like, I don't know. We was like in the 120s, 130s.

41:36 Adam It's a floating city.

41:37 Blink 182 So I'm sitting there, one of the nurses says.

41:39 Drew To deal with the heat.

41:40 Blink 182 Yeah, one of the nurses says to me.

41:41 Drew I mean, it's just sort of a cavalier. It's like, hey, dude, we'll give you some IV therapy.

41:47 Blink 182 Okay, and I'm the idiot that took it, okay? And I wasn't even tired. I just did it just to do it. But anyways, the girl says, my boyfriend's at home, and he's been drinking juice and fruit. So when I come home and I give him head, this semen is gonna taste sweet.

41:58 Drew This is the nurse that's plugging your IV in.

42:00 Blink 182 Yeah, this is the nurse that's telling me this.

42:01 Drew That's what I'm talking about. That's why the IV was not a good idea.

42:04 Blink 182 No, but do you think that works?

42:05 Drew No, it doesn't work.

42:06 Blink 182 Really? It doesn't make your semen sweet.

42:09 Adam Hey, listen, we've figured out that we're drinking juice for nothing else.

42:13 Hey, I want my money back from that.

42:17 Adam Well, well, well, I want to know about the IV for a second and that like you always hear I was here to stuff like The football players during halftime of the game took an IV or got an IV. How much does that replenish you? I mean how much more than just drinking a bunch of water?

42:32 Drew A lot more quick.

42:32 Adam A lot more. So if you're really depleted and you just chug a couple of tumblers of water that's going to take a while to make it through your stomach and through your system.

42:42 Drew It's not going to replace, right, to replace volume it would take like a couple liters of Gatorade. While you can put that, I mean, immediately in your system with an IV.

42:51 Blink 182 It's like putting electrolytes in your veins, right?

42:53 Drew You put it right. It's not.

42:57 Adam You can put just water, you put the water right in your veins.

42:59 Drew It's not water, it's fluid, yeah.

43:00 Adam We put the fluid right in your veins?

43:02 Drew Yes, you just directly in.

43:04 Adam It's just right in the blood there?

43:05 Drew It's right in the vascular space too. It's not just because you drink something, it distributes throughout your body. Right. It's because it's going directly into the vascular space.

43:14 Adam And how much do they put in?

43:16 Drew Depends how depleted you are. They can sort of estimate. It's usually about a liter.

43:19 Blink 182 Yeah, I got two bags. It was like a half hour, you know.

43:21 Adam Two bags? What's a bag? Is a bag half?

43:23 Drew Well, it could be a half liter or a liter.

43:25 Adam Bags aren't that big.

43:26 Drew They're usually that big.

43:27 Blink 182 They made me want to go pee hella bad, though.

43:30 Drew And that shows he wasn't actually that depleted, because if you're depleted, you're not going to pee.

43:34 Adam But it will make you want to go pee if it gets, when you go that way.

43:37 Drew Yeah, you overload it.

43:38 Blink 182 Wow.

43:39 Adam I tell you, they're like floating cities. So how much semen does the bag hold?

43:43 Drew But I like the way the nurse is giving your description of what is that.

43:48 Adam I don't know. I don't know what goes on. All I know is what I'm paying for.

43:51 Blink 182 All I know is I believed her when I drank juice for the next day because I was coming home to my old lady. And I guess it doesn't work.

43:57 Drew And by the way, make your poo taste different?

43:59 Blink 182 No, I don't know.

44:01 Adam Well, yeah, this is what I say. It's like, look, you you could eat you could eat liver and onions or you could eat a banana split either way. Your Duke is is is is hellacious, right?

44:12 Blink 182 So you're saying you're saying no matter what you eat or drink, your semen doesn't taste different.

44:17 Drew It always tastes the same matter. Not no matter. There can be things that can make it worse. It's but there aren't things that can make it better.

44:22 Adam There's bad and worse. But like I say, I could eat a bag of marshmallows and my crap would still be.

44:27 Drew But you can make it you can make it smell worse. Certain foods.

44:31 Adam Yeah.

44:31 Blink 182 But what are you guys comparing poo and semen?

44:33 Drew Because these are just these are just things that your body produces that come out. Well, it's not it's not. They're produced that what you take into your body, the nutritional elements are broken down to basic basic elements.

44:45 Adam Plus, we're into that. I mean, if we're going to just talk, I mean, we're just talking. That's true.

44:52 Drew The mudslide.

44:53 Adam We're into the mudslide. All right. You ever had a brownie with just a little vanilla frosting on it? I mean, that's really what we're talking about here. All right. So how much you think those IVs cost us, by the way, we're just trying to ring up the bill. Couple hundred?

45:08 Drew They didn't register on the tab.

45:10 Adam So it's more the carrier launch and the $10,000 pin and all that. All right. So you guys were playing on the ship?

45:18 Blink 182 Yes. Oh, we played in one of the aircraft hangars. Oh, yeah.

45:24 Adam Was it acoustically kind of rough in there?

45:28 Blink 182 You know, you're not thinking about how it sounds. You have like fifty five hundred sold, like Navy, like Navy men and women out there. It's just I don't know. We didn't really think about that. Oh, it was cool, though. I mean, you can literally like look at like fifty five hundred, like of your military or Navy men. And then off to the left is like the ocean. You can literally see out. We've got to set the ocean.

45:49 Adam We got to start a band today.

45:50 No, no, just one of those those USO thing.

45:53 Adam They don't want us.

45:54 Blink 182 It was awesome.

45:55 Adam Did they did they launch any jets while you were on the on the ship? Nothing.

46:00 Blink 182 We got launched off it. And what was it?

46:02 Adam Oh, we covered this.

46:03 Blink 182 Conplane.

46:04 Blink 182 Yeah, we talked about that.

46:05 Adam Nothing landed. Nothing else took off.

46:07 Blink 182 But your nothing landed. Nothing else took off.

46:10 Adam I would have requested one.

46:11 Drew Except a couple of tomahawks.

46:12 Adam Juliana. You're 21.

46:16 Caller Yes, I am.

46:16 Adam You just had a kid. Yes. And you tried you tried everything, but no orgasm after the kid.

46:24 Caller Yes.

46:25 Adam Even reading.

46:25 Caller Even before it, even before I had my son, I couldn't have an orgasm.

46:30 Adam Oh, really?

46:32 Caller And really.

46:33 Adam And you even read the Kama Sutra?

46:38 Caller We even bought a board game, a Kama Sutra board game.

46:42 Caller Are you on a medication?

46:44 Drew Are you on medication?

46:45 Caller No, I'm not.

46:49 Drew 21.

46:49 Adam Does it give you a good oral sex?

46:52 Caller Um, actually, we've only tried that like twice. And I don't know.

46:58 Adam Listen, baby, save your Kama Sutra money and tell them to get busy down there. That's where the orgasm is, please. I like this guy, though. He's like, oh, hold on a second. We got to take a break. But I like his angle. Like, oh, well, I can't go down on you. I guess we got to go get life or monopoly or something. F-opoly. All right. Let's let's take a little break. Blink 182 here. We're going to dial her in vaginally. Yeah, we will.

47:25 Drew I think we're going to waste our time.

47:26 Adam No, I'll dial her in when we come back.

47:28 All right, guys.

47:29 Adam Bottom line.

47:30 Here's the deal.

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47:50 Caller Loveline on 947-NRK.

48:21 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline and Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Mark and Travis here tonight from Blink 182. Blink 182, name of the CD, and we're gonna hear something else off of it during this segment.

48:37 Drew But you promised to dial in Juliana, so we've saved her. She's on line five.

48:41 Adam That's right. Now, she just had a kid, but she's never had an organ.

48:45 Drew Never.

48:46 Adam With her guy.

48:47 Drew Well, she said never.

48:48 Adam She's got the Kamasutra board game, and the book, and the pop-up book. She's got everything. She's rolling Yahtzee dice with her coups, and still nothing. But she's done everything, but have her guy perform oral sex on her, which is the way to go. Juliana?

49:06 Caller Yes?

49:07 Adam Why no oral sex from the guy?

49:11 Caller Well, we've tried it a few times, and I don't know, it was just pointless. What?

49:19 Drew Yeah.

49:19 Adam You didn't enjoy it or? No, I didn't.

49:21 Drew He may have given up right away.

49:24 Adam He's not very good at it.

49:25 Blink 182 Do you perform oral sex on him?

49:28 Caller Well, I have like once, that's about it.

49:32 Blink 182 Do you tell him what you like, like when it comes to oral sex or no?

49:35 Caller Well, yeah, he likes it, but it's just, I don't know.

49:40 Blink 182 He's not doing it right, huh?

49:42 Caller Who, what?

49:43 Blink 182 Is he not doing it right?

49:44 Caller I don't know, I don't think so.

49:49 Blink 182 Maybe help him, right?

49:50 Drew Is this your husband?

49:51 Caller I don't know, I guess it's along his first. So he's like experienced a lot of first things with me. And so I don't know, we kind of got like a lot of guidebooks and stuff, but he still.

50:03 Adam I don't understand the guidebook. I mean, I appreciate it in a way, but on the other hand, you know, you can't, this is a...

50:11 Drew He may not understand the anatomy at all.

50:13 Adam Yeah, maybe he needs a poster over the bed. Something to look at. He's got to find your stuff. Like he's, he's licking. He's just going for the fur ball, right? I mean, he's not, he's not getting out of business. He may be up top of the vagina. It may not be down, down below, right?

50:31 Drew Whatever.

50:32 Blink 182 That is strange, like the first time.

50:34 Caller Well, it's not just him though.

50:36 Caller He's like not, he hasn't been my only partner though. And so I've had like other partners and still nothing.

50:43 Drew Yeah, but when you're, it's very, very common under 21 not to be able to have an orgasm. That is a part of the female developmental system. Developmental biological system.

50:52 Adam Over 100% and through my studies.

50:55 Drew Under 20 and even after that, to expect to have it with intercourse is unrealistic. Yeah.

51:02 Adam Okay, so listen, Juliana, here's what we're all saying. You have, there's two paths to orgasm. One, two paths to orgasmville. One is intercourse. That is a long, windy road. Very few. They don't make it. It's land mines, bouncing baddies, claymores, all the stuff the guys were screwing around with on the ship. It's trees that run out and grab you and strangle you. It's a horrible, horrible road. The other one is a much more manageable road and will get you to grandma's house much easier. And that's the oral road, all right? So that's the road you guys have to stay on.

51:44 Drew All right, but I told you it'd be fruitless.

51:47 Adam Listen, how about you let someone else raise that kid of yours? I don't trust you two. All right, no more kids.

51:57 Drew What are you using for birth control?

51:59 Adam She's in a bar rag.

52:01 Drew Did you hear the ape? Merge the contraceptive. There's a movement afoot in Washington to finally put this thing over the counter. Good. Oh my God. And they're promoting the fact that it is works by suppressing ovulation and not by affecting implantation. Thank you.

52:14 Not an abortion pill.

52:16 Adam But Juliana, what are you guys using for birth control? It's a patch. Are you using a patch?

52:21 Drew Excellent, excellent.

52:22 Adam But it's a pirate's patch.

52:24 Drew That's not where it's supposed to go, but guess she does.

52:28 Adam That'd be funny if they had a patch. It just goes over the vagina. It's the patch. It has no hormones, no side effects, doesn't alter her cycle at all. Well, how's it work? It goes right over the hole. Come on, try to sell that with a bullseye on it.

52:45 Drew Dartboard pattern.

52:46 Adam So we got a question. I like the dartboard with the baseball game on the back side. Has anybody ever played the baseball game? And they've sold 700 million of these units. No one has ever played the baseball game that's on the back. Has there?

53:00 Drew Very few people have seen it.

53:01 Adam Yeah, because you see it when you're buying the dartboard, but then once it goes up, no one ever says, let's flip it, let's play some baseball. I want to, I want to, no, no? No. Now why not just do cricket or high lie or something like that? Like no one's ever going to do this. Travis, you ever played baseball with the darts?

53:19 That's what I'm talking about.

53:21 Adam I know, sorry Travis. Travis hasn't been right since he found out he can't alter the flavor of his semen.

53:29 Blink 182 Dreams have been destroyed tonight, let's just say that.

53:31 Adam Yeah, there's no Santa.

53:32 Drew Didn't you offend him with the speeding issue or something? Remember last time?

53:36 Adam Well, last time Travis was here, he had a suspended license.

53:40 Drew That's right.

53:40 Blink 182 I got my license back, you guys.

53:41 Adam Got his license back.

53:43 Blink 182 I'm not a good driver, though. The other day I came home from boxing a couple months ago, and I ran to the side of my girlfriend's wall, and then the other night, from my new house, I just backed into a wall. I suck at driving, you guys, I don't know. I'm just always in a hurry, you know what I mean?

53:57 Drew He has speed, it's good. He has speed, it's good to get his speed.

53:59 Blink 182 Always in a hurry. You guys, just take your time.

54:02 Adam I was impressed that with a revoked license, he was doing 130 on his way back to San Diego. And got stopped, I believe. And got stopped. I'm just saying, that's a man who looks at death in the face and just spits in its eye. You know what I mean? That's Travis. Because most people have a suspended license. You know, it's 10 and two and they're going 55 and they're doing the hand signals and everything. Not Travis, 130, that's rock and roll. All right, but got the license back and not hitting anything but your own property now, right? Yep.

54:35 Drew All right, Marie.

54:36 Adam Marie?

54:37 Drew 23.

54:38 Adam Hey Marie, what's up?

54:39 Caller Oh, I just wanted to say thank you guys for going over to the Middle East. My husband's currently stationed there. He works on a type of helicopters that you guys fly on. The dripping stuff, that's all hydraulic fluid. It's horrible, but yeah. Also wanted to say that the guys in the barracks used to go on drinking binges and would hook up IVs in the mornings.

54:59 Drew That's what I'm talking about. You got to understand some IV therapy, it's like that, yes, that it will help them recuperate from these alcohol binges.

55:05 Adam Yeah, I got to get one of those.

55:07 Drew Won't actually reverse the medical problem they're in, but make them feel a little better. But you put a foreign body in your vein, you risk the vein clotting, you risk getting a cellulitis, you risk getting a thrombosis. I mean, all kinds of common infections introduced in your blood system. There's a hundred things that can go wrong with those IVs, and they commonly do. So it's not, for a healthy person to hook up, it's like, hey, come on.

55:27 Blink 182 Yeah, but that's why Mark's a little bit smarter than me, and he decided not to do it. And he was one who was really tired. And I was like, sure, it'd be fun. I'm on the Nemes. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

55:36 Drew You know what I mean? Then the nurse starts to, I mean, how inappropriate is the nurse that they start telling you about her boyfriends?

55:41 Blink 182 No, I know.

55:42 Drew Stoking up the, stoking the fires for the, so the semen tastes right when she gets old.

55:47 Blink 182 I know, I know.

55:47 Adam She's a 17 year old mulatto chick from the East Valley. You know, what do you think? These are a bunch of Harvard grads.

55:55 They get sucked into this stuff because they get thrown out of high school.

55:58 Blink 182 No, hey, I gotta say something though. When we went over to the Middle East, the men and women that we met that are serving over there were all so cool and so professional. Like we came back so proud of everyone that we have over there. And I don't know, it was like such a enlightening experience. And we just came back really proud. And we just wanted to like say that on the air because they're really amazing people over there.

56:17 Adam And what an experience. Hey, hey, Marie, when's your husband getting back?

56:23 Caller He's supposed to be back in April, hopefully.

56:25 Adam Oh, and what's he is he maintains those helicopters?

56:29 Caller Yeah, he works on the hydraulic systems and stuff for the helicopters. The 53.

56:33 Blink 182 We were talking about how when we were flying the helicopter, the oil was leaking from the ceiling.

56:38 Blink 182 How scary are you on any aircraft that you have to get on where you have to put like headphones on and a helmet and a life vest. You know what I mean? Like it's crazy.

56:47 Drew Those guys are brave.

56:48 Blink 182 They're awesome.

56:48 Drew The door doesn't close.

56:49 Blink 182 Yeah, the door doesn't close. You can run off at any time. Like it's crazy.

56:55 Adam Hey, Marie, tell your husband we all said hi. Yeah, I will. I definitely will.

56:59 Thanks.

57:01 Adam And tell him to quit, you know, going out and boozing so much.

57:03 Maybe that's why he can't stop.

57:08 Adam These guys are so hung over. They can't put a new gasket in the thing. All right. Let's, he doesn't do that anymore. I love those reports from the front by the, Hey, are the boozing? Nah.

57:17 Drew Well, the IVs have stopped.

57:21 Adam Where do you get the booze over there, by the way? You don't. We have to truck it in?

57:26 Blink 182 The Nimma ship, they didn't have any booze.

57:28 Adam Dry ship?

57:29 Blink 182 Yeah, even the captain was like, I would die for a glass of red wine right now.

57:33 Drew That's very reassuring.

57:34 Adam USS Utah. What the hell?

57:36 Drew It was the Utah?

57:37 Adam That sucks. Drew, that's a dry city there. Come on, buddy.

57:40 Blink 182 That's a real dry city. Hey, that city's crazy. They turn off their coke machines at night. You know that? I mean, they turn off the coke machines on Sundays. Well, you know, like Provo, Utah, you know what I mean? Really?

57:50 Adam Because it's crazy.

57:51 Drew Yeah.

57:52 Adam They say those carriers are like floating cities, Drew.

57:55 Drew Really? Like what?

57:57 Adam Like cities that farting's floating.

57:59 Blink 182 No, floating cities. How many stories was our-

58:02 Adam Seventeen.

58:02 Drew Eighteen.

58:03 Blink 182 Yeah, something like that.

58:04 Blink 182 I went to the jail there, you guys. There's like soldiers that get out of line, like when they stop for, like, you know what I mean, like for a break to go get like refuel or get food. And there's guys that screw up and they go out and they steal a car or whatever. So there's a jail actually on the Nemes.

58:18 Drew Were the guys in the jail when you were there?

58:19 Blink 182 Yeah, I went and visited them.

58:21 Drew What were they in for?

58:22 Blink 182 Like one guy was in for stealing a car. The other guy, I think he like he disrespected a woman, like really bad, like really tasteless, you know what I mean? So they're back there. Yeah, they're in like little cells in the very bottom of the ship. It's it's crazy.

58:35 Adam Stealing a car when you got to get back on a ship in a few hours just doesn't seem like the world's best thought out crime. And like you drive the car into your bunk or something.

58:43 Blink 182 How weird is it when I go down there and talk to them, though? You know what I mean? Like I went down there and I hung out with them for a couple hours. Me and this photographer of ours, he was pretty cool.

58:50 Adam Dude, aren't you the guy who got his license revoked and then got pulled over for 130? Get in. Maybe they're trying to throw you in there with them. Right. Yeah, it's a floating city. They got barber shops. They got they got Brinks or Briggs is whatever they call the clink, a floating clink over there. All right. Where are we, Drew?

59:10 Matt.

59:11 Adam Matt. Matt.

59:15 Matt.

59:16 Adam Hey, what's happening, Matt? You're 14.

59:19 Yeah. Well, first off, just wanted to say that Adam, you're great. And Dr. Drew, very passionate, passionate man.

59:25 Adam He is a man of great passion.

59:27 Yes, that is true.

59:28 Drew And I don't know how to feel about that when a 14 year old says that.

59:31 Mark and Travis, you fill my life with joy.

59:35 Drew Thank you.

59:37 Well, I just wanted to ask about hobo power. Well, I know you said you wanted us to start, you know, try to use it in school, get it to catch on.

59:45 Adam Hobo power is a measurement of stink.

59:49 Drew Horsepower is a measurement of energy. Right.

59:54 Adam Hobo power. Yeah, because everyone's just like, oh, that guy's funky or he's super stanky, but hobo power puts a number to it, you know?

1:00:01 Drew 12 hobo.

1:00:02 Adam Yeah, something like that, like average fart. What's an average fart?

1:00:06 Drew 12 hobo power, yeah, about 12.

1:00:07 Adam 10 to 12.

1:00:07 Drew 14, yeah.

1:00:09 Adam But making you vomit.

1:00:10 Drew 50.

1:00:11 Adam That's 50 hobo. 50 hobo, yeah. So good solid fart might be in the high 20s.

1:00:15 Drew High 20s, 30s.

1:00:17 Adam Matt, what's up?

1:00:18 Drew But 100 is a theoretic unit. It doesn't exist in nature.

1:00:21 Adam No one's ever experienced it, or if they have.

1:00:23 Drew Maybe Caltech, they've worked that.

1:00:24 Blink 182 Right, it's like a perfectly straight line, it doesn't really exist.

1:00:27 Drew It doesn't exist.

1:00:28 Adam You die if you get to see that.

1:00:30 Drew The universe collapses into a black hole.

1:00:31 Adam Well, that's how you die. Yeah, you're collapsed in by the universe. Travis, you know what we're talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:00:36 Blink 182 I'm listening to you.

1:00:37 Adam Okay.

1:00:37 Blink 182 I remember this last time, I just kind of like, I don't know.

1:00:40 Drew He didn't like it then either.

1:00:41 Adam It's okay.

1:00:44 Blink 182 I'm not into your hobo power, to be totally honest with you.

1:00:47 Adam Well, that's the thing.

1:00:48 Blink 182 Me and Rob, last time we were on here, we were like, what is he talking about?

1:00:52 Adam Nobody's into anyone else's hobo power. I like my own hobo power, that's why I fan my hand, if that's what he's saying.

1:00:57 That's what he's saying.

1:00:59 Adam Go ahead, Matt.

1:01:01 Well, is there like a negative hobo power? Like if someone's good, is it like negative hobo power?

1:01:06 Adam Well, that's just sweet smelling, but I don't think we can get into negative, because hobo power represents stink. And to say, and you hear that people, this is a very slippery slope, because you're talking to a guy who's got minus four stars on two reviews. So the point is, is I argue you can't do minus stars. You can just do no stars, maybe one star, if it really sucked, minus four stars, that's impossible.

1:01:36 Drew Well, you might as well just go minus a thousand stars.

1:01:38 Adam You might as well go minus a galaxy at that point. Actually, I got minus three on one show and minus four on another, so I'm seven in the hole.

1:01:46 Drew Well done, well done.

1:01:47 Adam Even if I do a four star show, I'm still minus three. I'm still in the hole three stars. Minus four stars. But I would argue you can't get minus something. It's not fair.

1:01:59 Drew But nice smells usually are, there are a million descriptors for nice smells. You don't need units for that, you need qualities. Right.

1:02:13 Adam It smelled like a fresh baked bread or pumpkin pie cooling on a window sill or lilacs. No minus. I'm glad we agree on this, Drew. For once. Travis, no minus hobo power? No. No negative units of hobo?

1:02:25 No.

1:02:26 Adam No.

1:02:26 Mark?

1:02:27 Blink 182 No. I'll go with you on that.

1:02:29 Adam Right. But minus four stars, you're still okay with me getting that?

1:02:32 Drew I am not okay with that.

1:02:33 Adam I think it was a man show that got minus four stars.

1:02:35 Drew Well, the critics agree.

1:02:37 Adam Samantha? You're seventeen? What's up?

1:02:43 Caller Well, actually, Adam, I think I saw you a while ago at Robex Juice. But anyway, and...

1:02:50 Adam What? It could have been.

1:02:51 It was?

1:02:53 Adam Juice, the Robex Juice place.

1:02:55 Drew Which one?

1:02:56 Caller The one on Van Nuys.

1:02:58 Caller Yeah, I've been there a few times.

1:03:01 Caller Yeah, so I think I saw you there.

1:03:03 Adam Well, you say hi next time.

1:03:07 Caller There's not going to be a next time, but okay.

1:03:10 Caller Travis and Mark, what's up, boys? Travis, you're pretty hot anyway.

1:03:15 Blink 182 Oh, thank you.

1:03:16 Caller And congratulations on your baby and stuff.

1:03:18 Blink 182 Hey, thank you so much.

1:03:20 Caller Uh-huh. I was friends with a guy, and he was pretty cool at first. He seemed pretty sane. And I introduced him to my mom, and even my mom thought he was pretty cool. And stuff happened between us, and we weren't hooking up or anything. But he decided he wanted to threaten to kill me and stuff because I was going to rat on him.

1:03:51 Drew Slow way down. He decided he wanted to kill you because you were going to rat on him. He was a cool guy who decided he wanted to kill you because you were going to rat on him.

1:04:06 Caller So I had to file a police report and all that because I don't take any of that.

1:04:10 Drew He just walked in one day and suddenly became homicidal?

1:04:12 Blink 182 Yeah, why did he decide to threaten to kill you?

1:04:14 Caller Well, she was going to drop a dime on him. I don't know.

1:04:19 Caller I don't know why.

1:04:20 Adam What do you mean, rat him out?

1:04:22 Caller What do you mean, you don't know why?

1:04:24 Caller Because he did some shady stuff.

1:04:29 Adam Well, she doesn't want to rat him out now.

1:04:31 Blink 182 Like what, to you? Did he do shady stuff to you? Like what? Did he hurt you?

1:04:39 Drew No, he...

1:04:42 Adam Hold on a second, we gotta reboot here because Samantha dropped S-bomb during the course of her description. But that's all right, we'll just do our delay thing and get caught up. But I can't figure, it sounds as if he did something bad to somebody else or to somebody else's property too and as well as doing bad things to her.

1:05:03 Drew So he's a horrible, horrible guy.

1:05:04 Adam Well, no, don't rush to judge me, Drew.

1:05:06 Drew Just one horrible, a horrible guy.

1:05:08 Blink 182 But would you guys agree anyone who threatens a woman is a horrible guy? There's no reason to threaten a woman. It doesn't matter what she does to you, you don't need to threaten a woman.

1:05:16 Adam No, unless she's looking at him weird. I've already said that to me once. I mean, she doesn't do it anymore.

1:05:20 Drew Homicidal gestures towards anybody.

1:05:23 Adam Samantha, was there, let me just ask this, was there some sort of crime that he committed that he didn't want you to talk about?

1:05:31 Caller No, yeah, well, yeah, I guess. I mean, selling drugs is, you know, crime.

1:05:39 Adam Okay, well, we're just trying to figure out what it is that he didn't want you to rat him out for.

1:05:43 Drew What is the question?

1:05:46 Caller So I actually, I was in a parking lot the other night and I was sitting in my car and I got out and I saw him and I hadn't been answering his phone calls and I told him I didn't want to talk to him and he potentially, I mean, he got me cornered and he was holding my mouth and I was trying to scream and he came up to my car and I was sort of in the back of a parking lot.

1:06:20 Adam Over by the Rovacs?

1:06:21 Caller No, no, no, not over by the Rovacs.

1:06:28 Drew You're making excuses for why you didn't defend yourself. So what leads me to conclude is that she's a victim. Were you sexually or physically abused growing up? So you froze in this moment where this guy came at you, right? Stop, stop. So that's why you didn't call for help. That's why you didn't run away because you had a dissociative reaction, which victims do, and now you may get a post-traumatic stress disorder. You may start having panic attacks, intrusive thoughts, horrible dreams, things like that. Is that starting to happen to you? So this awful guy who you were attracted to because you were a victim yourself and been sexually abused and here was another nice victimizer you found has now triggered a post-traumatic stress disorder.

1:07:17 Adam So, about good times, but here's what you need to do now there, Samantha. You got to get some therapy, by the way. Well, first you got to call the cops and report this guy.

1:07:27 Blink 182 Yeah, you got to cut him loose immediately.

1:07:29 Adam Report him again if you have to. And then number two, you got to get some therapy for the abuse you suffered as a young person, which is going to put you...

1:07:37 Caller I'm in it now. I'm in therapy now.

1:07:41 Drew So you're also an addict.

1:07:42 Adam But listen, this is a process. This is going to be like people who have to get on a kidney dialysis. You're going to have to do it for a long time. You can't just do it for six months and say you're going to be better now. Because here's the problem. When somebody puts you in harm's way when you're young, whether your dad physically abuses you, sexually abuses you, you then... he then leaves. He goes to Florida, most likely.

1:08:05 Drew Or Germany.

1:08:06 Adam Yeah, usually Florida because he can't afford to take a ticket to Germany. And then you spend the rest of your life putting yourself in harm's way, hooking up with abusive guys. And you don't see when guys are bad. And your mom, who married the abusive guy, takes a shining...

1:08:21 Drew Co-sign, yes...

1:08:21 Adam .to the new abusive guy.

1:08:22 All right.

1:08:23 Adam And then you give birth to a bunch of kids who end up getting victimized by the guy you chose to be their father. There's the cycle. But good times. Oh, gosh.

1:08:31 Okay, that's how it works.

1:08:33 Adam So now you know, and it's good, you're getting into some rehab, you're getting into some therapy.

1:08:38 Drew Get your sponsor going, stay the 12 steps.

1:08:39 Adam Here's how you stop this from happening. You stay in therapy and you don't have any kids until you're done with the therapy.

1:08:45 Drew Here's the basic direction. Follow direction. Don't do anything but whatever anybody tells you to do. Do not think for yourself, do not make decisions on your own. Follow the direction of your sponsor and your treating team. That's it, period.

1:08:56 Adam That's right. All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. Mark and Travis here from Blink 182. We're going to hear a new song when we come back.

1:09:03 Drew Another one.

1:09:04 Adam Well, yeah, second one. It's great. You excited?

1:09:07 Drew Excited.

1:09:09 Adam Take a quick break. We'll be right back.

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1:09:30 Adam Buddy, it's Loveline, yo. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Mark Livingston in here tomorrow night. He's a guy whose name you may not know, but whose face you definitely will know is in Swingers. And what's your favorite movie? Office Space and a ton of other stuff. And it's going to be, he's in The Cooler, which is with William H. Macy and Alec Baldwin, dear, dear friend. And supposed to be really good, by the way. Siskel and Ebert, or Roper and Ebert, no. Roper and Siskel, whatever. Two big thumbs up. Blink 182 in tonight. Mark and Travis, both here from the band. Take one call, play a song. Yeah? All right. Let's talk to Nicole. Nicole?

1:10:16 Caller Hello?

1:10:17 Adam Hello?

1:10:20 Caller I just want to say your new album is truly awesome. And congratulations on your new baby, Travis.

1:10:27 Blink 182 Hey, thank you so much.

1:10:29 Caller And I had a question. I have really big breasts. There's my 38DD. 38DD. And I just wanted to know. I just wanted to know if there's any way that I could get them, like, because I see all these girls with, like, the fake breasts, you know? And they're really perky looking. And mine aren't that, I don't, they're not looking as good as theirs, I guess. I just want to know if there's a way that I could get them enlarged or, like, whatever's there, like, replaced with, like, silicone or something where they look.

1:11:00 Adam Helium. Well, how big, what's, what are your measurements? What, how tall are you?

1:11:05 Caller How, I'm 5'6.

1:11:07 Adam 5'6?

1:11:08 Caller Yeah.

1:11:13 Drew How much does she need to weigh?

1:11:14 Adam Whatever she tells me, and I've just packed on 30 pounds.

1:11:17 Really?

1:11:17 Caller Because she walked around.

1:11:19 Drew Because she avoided it.

1:11:20 Adam She worked around it.

1:11:21 Yeah.

1:11:21 Adam That's not a bad thing. A lot of guys are into that. Nicole?

1:11:25 Caller Yes.

1:11:25 Adam What are you coming in weight-wise?

1:11:27 Caller 138.

1:11:28 Adam 138, 5'6, 138. Let me do the math here. I've got 5'4, and 3'16, and 144. I'm a little light. That's what that means. All right. So listen, Nicole. I don't, if you have large breasts already, you probably don't just get an implant in your amazingly large breasts, you probably get like a reduction and then an implant.

1:12:00 Drew Something like that. Not being an expert in that area, I assume that they do something of that order.

1:12:04 Adam But you know, you're 19, and if you got in a good shape and toned yourself up, you'd probably be all right for a few years, and then crank out a few kids, and then go under the knife if you want to do it later on down the road.

1:12:20 Drew Yeah, just relax. It's all good, just relax.

1:12:24 Caller Okay, yeah, because I see these girls with the fake breasts and all the guys are all over them or whatever.

1:12:30 Adam You know what?

1:12:31 Blink 182 Guys don't like boobs, honey. What do you guys like?

1:12:35 Adam I like balls.

1:12:37 Blink 182 Well, I got to disagree with you.

1:12:39 Adam Oh, on a chick?

1:12:40 Blink 182 Yeah, on a woman, on a girl.

1:12:42 Adam If you're going to narrow it down to just a chick, I don't know. No, I like boobs, but I don't like the fake ones that just point up.

1:12:51 Blink 182 Yeah, they're weird, you guys. I think more importantly to our caller, it's your personality and I don't know, to me, I like the girl's buttocks. You like the buttocks? I think that's the most attractive part of a girl. I don't know. Don't worry about that until you have kids. I wouldn't get a surgery if I was a girl until I have kids. You have so much more to look forward to in your life.

1:13:11 Adam I'm not an ass man. I like a nice ass.

1:13:13 Blink 182 You're not an ass man.

1:13:14 Adam I like a nice ass. Don't get me wrong, but I have an ass myself.

1:13:18 Drew You're right.

1:13:19 Adam It's covered with hair and lint.

1:13:21 Drew You've never seen it though.

1:13:22 Stingle berries. Yeah.

1:13:22 Drew It's hard for you to see yours.

1:13:23 I've not really seen it.

1:13:24 Adam I got spotted in a mirror once when I was popping this carbuncle. But the point is, I like boobs because I don't have boobs. You know what I'm saying?

1:13:33 Drew You need to have stuff you can't have.

1:13:34 Adam I like stuff I don't have.

1:13:36 Blink 182 But their butts are different than yours. No, not mine.

1:13:38 You're sure they're all hairy.

1:13:39 Drew No, he doesn't say that.

1:13:40 Hers aren't hairy.

1:13:41 Blink 182 Her butt chances aren't hairy.

1:13:43 Adam Yeah, you may be right.

1:13:44 Drew He's dissing you, man.

1:13:47 Blink 182 You have a different kind of butt than she does.

1:13:48 Adam Yeah, it's true. I have a hairy, stinky one, and she has a smooth, nice one.

1:13:52 Blink 182 I'd wait a little while for a breast reduction or anything.

1:13:56 Drew It's Christmas time, too. I'm just thinking about you and your butt.

1:14:01 Adam Let's not worry about this stuff at 19. And listen, here's the deal, ladies. I know it's hard in the society we're living in, but Drew, tell Mark to stop doing that.

1:14:11 Blink 182 I'm sorry.

1:14:12 Adam And start paying attention, would you, Drew? This could lead to another argument.

1:14:15 Drew I was just hoping we'd...

1:14:16 Blink 182 You guys still talk about hobo power?

1:14:18 Adam I know you're hoping. No.

1:14:20 Drew Look.

1:14:23 Blink 182 Don't go get a surgery.

1:14:24 Adam Don't get a surgery.

1:14:25 Blink 182 Yeah, just wait it out.

1:14:28 Adam Let's hear a Blink song.

1:14:29 Drew Yes.

1:14:29 Adam Yeah?

1:14:30 Drew I Miss You is the song.

1:18:15 Adam Yeah! Blink 182, y'all. I miss you, name of that song. Blink 182, name is here. Travis here.

1:18:23 Blink 182 Sorry.

1:18:24 Bottle of Dom.

1:18:27 Adam Same bottle?

1:18:27 Blink 182 Same bottle.

1:18:29 Adam Bottles of Dom are so nice and so expensive, you don't want to throw away the bottle.

1:18:33 You want to keep the bottle.

1:18:34 Blink 182 I got like a bunch. I just had a baby, so all my friends... And I had a birthday, so everyone gave me Dom, and like good champagne and good wine.

1:18:43 Adam It's the easiest thing to do if... Here, okay, and this is why I get mad at people that don't drink, Drew, because for gifts, it's a bitch. Like now that you guys have a few bucks, it's not really about the money, it's more about the thought when you have to buy somebody a gift. And if you got somebody who likes to tilt a few boozes every once in a while, you just get them a nice single malt, aged scotch, it costs 45 bucks, and you're covered. Or a nice bottle of Dom Perignon, whatever. This weddings, children are born, Christmas, holidays, birthdays, whatever. You get them that. People that don't drink, now you gotta think. Now it's like, oh Christ. And this is why I say either you booze or you pick a favorite animal that we can get you. Like we meet those wacky broads that are into hippos, and it's like, anything, any penguin, just give them some penguin crap and tell them to shut the f up. But once in a while there's someone who doesn't booze and they're not into penguins, now you're aft. Oh no, third, a team. You have to have, so here are your choices. Pick an animal, booze, booze is overall, booze whatever, well, that's fine. You don't have to pick a favorite booze.

1:19:53 Blink 182 And then team. You know what's good about getting like alcohol also is you can, if you're ever in a pinch, you can give it away. Give it away. Like you got a bottle of wine that somebody gave you a while ago, and you're, oh my God, we're going to that party tonight.

1:20:08 Adam No, I can't.

1:20:09 Drew Cause he's consumed. He's consumed by the time it's time to give it away.

1:20:11 Adam No, no, I drink the wine. I drink the wine immediately.

1:20:14 Blink 182 Or walkie talkies. Our manager gives us, we'll play like a radio show or something. They'll give us walkie talkies and our manager will rewrap it and give it to us for our birthday. He's like infamous for that.

1:20:26 Adam The swag that was given to you on our radio show.

1:20:28 Blink 182 It's awesome.

1:20:33 Adam So it's always weird when you forgot what someone else gave you or you left it somewhere or you recycle it and give it back to somebody. Yeah, that's bad times. Yeah. I remember once my manager got me a DVD player. It was a nice gift. And I was making my way after the show to the car from the TV show and I was walking in the car and he ran into me walking in the car and he's like, what are you doing? You're taking all your gifts out to the car? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But just got a lot of gifts. And he's like, I don't see the DVD player I got yet. I was like, oh, that's back on the, I left. Now you feel like an a-hole, right? And then you start talking too much. It was too valuable. I didn't want to transport it on foot. I was going to get some marshals to escort me.

1:21:21 Drew I was like, Bricks truck.

1:21:22 Adam Bricks truck. And drive it back up to the man show office. And we're gonna have loaded a velvet conveyor belt. Yeah. They always start talking too much. And then they know you're an a-hole. Let's see, Drew.

1:21:33 Drew It's Carmen, A-19.

1:21:34 Adam We're taking a break?

1:21:35 Drew No, no.

1:21:35 Adam Now?

1:21:35 Drew Not yet.

1:21:36 Adam Look at you, buddy. Now, see, we break at 40, but that's only cause I'm late every night.

1:21:41 Drew Let's break now if you want.

1:21:43 Adam Well, Anderson, what time we supposed to go to break?

1:21:45 Drew 38, 38. 38. Yeah.

1:21:47 Adam It is. Well, it's 38.

1:21:49 Drew Every night, except this night, when I've tried to break you here, you go, relax, relax.

1:21:53 Adam Every night. What do you mean instead of this night? I was going to break at 38.

1:21:57 But then we try and go to break on time.

1:21:59 Drew And we talk about how we normally don't for two minutes and then we're late. And then we don't, yeah. All right.

1:22:03 Adam I blame this on you. Go ahead, Carmen.

1:22:06 Caller Um, yeah.

1:22:08 Caller I'm 19 and I've been dating this guy for a year and a half.

1:22:12 Caller And well, I've started to cheat on him.

1:22:17 Caller And you know, our relationship's not going too well, but this guy's 32 and-

1:22:24 Drew Your boyfriend is 32 or the guy you're cheating with is 32?

1:22:27 Caller The guy I'm cheating with is 32.

1:22:29 Drew How old is your boyfriend?

1:22:30 Caller 21.

1:22:31 Drew Why isn't it going well? What's happening there?

1:22:34 Caller It's just every time we're around each other, we've been fighting a lot.

1:22:38 Drew Okay.

1:22:39 Caller And over the stupidest little thing.

1:22:40 Drew All right, so the relationship isn't working. You're not getting your needs met and you're straying to try to get some relief from this relationship. We break up and this relationship.

1:22:52 Adam He's so dear.

1:22:54 Drew You're acting in a way that's gonna, it speaks of aggression.

1:22:57 Adam Now you're just in a chaos.

1:22:59 Blink 182 You know you think after you cheat, it's you kind of ruin everything.

1:23:02 Drew I agree.

1:23:02 Blink 182 I mean, it's kind of done.

1:23:04 Drew It is done and you've, right, the die is cast. Go ahead, just finish it out.

1:23:08 Adam And by the way, you don't love him.

1:23:10 Blink 182 Cut him loose.

1:23:10 Adam You wouldn't cheat on him with the old man if you loved him. By the way, you're calling from Alaska?

1:23:15 Caller Yes, I am.

1:23:16 Adam Your name is Carmen?

1:23:17 Blink 182 Hey, we played a show there one time.

1:23:19 Caller Yeah.

1:23:19 Blink 182 We played one show in Alaska.

1:23:21 Caller Yeah, I almost went, but I didn't have the money to go see it.

1:23:23 Drew But Carmen.

1:23:25 Adam Well, first off, no one named Carmen lives in Alaska.

1:23:28 Drew Yeah, you gotta move.

1:23:30 Adam Carmen is the name of somebody who wears a fruit basket on their head and dances with the maracas.

1:23:34 Drew Right, you gotta go south.

1:23:36 Adam You gotta go south, baby. Yeah.

1:23:39 Drew Okay, whatever.

1:23:40 Adam Okay, yeah, you're a delight, baby. Look, I'm sure you're hot by Alaskan standards and you should break up with this, but there's a big asterisk there with the Alaskan thing. You've gotta break up with your young man and the guy you're cheating with, I don't trust that much, but don't let him get you pregnant, all right?

1:24:00 Drew Now we break.

1:24:01 Blink 182 Hey, how old was she?

1:24:02 Adam 19.

1:24:03 Blink 182 Is that weird when a 19-year-old dates a 32-year-old, you guys?

1:24:06 Drew Yes.

1:24:06 Adam It's a little weird to us.

1:24:08 Drew It's not over the top, like, oh my God, we gotta arrest this guy, but it's not good for her.

1:24:12 Blink 182 Yeah, and what's up with him? He's dating a 19-year-old, you guys. That's the point.

1:24:17 Adam Come on, dude. And nobody realizes, but when these women eventually become 32 and look back at the relationship and they become the age of the guy who's currently dating them, then they get creeped out by it and they feel like victims and they realize that these guys were idiots. And so I don't trust this guy either.

1:24:35 Drew There we go.

1:24:35 Adam All right, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:24:39 Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:25:05 Blink 182 I want you to tell my girl that.

1:25:08 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. Yeah, oh yeah. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Got Mark and Travis here from Blink 182. Travis, quiet, is gonna be co-hosting Jimmy's show tomorrow night. Tom's doing it tonight. Yes, Drew.

1:25:21 Drew I was just explaining to Travis that in the first three years of life is when the basic mechanisms of the brain get put in place, the ones that let us be human, the one that allows us to connect with one another, build regulatory systems, develop a sense of self, and the most important and critical period for having a constant presence of the parent, at least one of them, is the first three years.

1:25:40 Blink 182 So if I'm gone...

1:25:41 Drew Mom is the important one, though. Dad is not as important.

1:25:44 Adam Yeah, they don't need you.

1:25:45 Blink 182 You're important this first year.

1:25:47 Drew No, nothing is more important. If they miss that, they miss the basic, the actual anatomy of the brain is altered because of it.

1:25:56 Adam Yep, they become publicists.

1:25:58 Blink 182 Good thing she's not touring and Papa is touring you know what I mean?

1:26:01 Adam Yeah.

1:26:02 Blink 182 That's what's important.

1:26:03 Adam I'd like to be a stay at home dad. I like to hang out.

1:26:06 Blink 182 So would I. That's what I told her today at dinner. I would love to be home.

1:26:09 Drew I mean, yeah.

1:26:10 Adam If we could find abroad and figure out to make a couple of nickels, I'd be staying home.

1:26:14 You know what I like about women?

1:26:16 Adam They work and you work. You can make millions of dollars. They can make 20 grand a year. They still figure you're even. Hey, I work too. You go, ng.

1:26:25 Blink 182 Hey, there's women that make as much money as us too. You know what I mean?

1:26:29 Drew Yeah, but if they did, we'd just stop working.

1:26:32 Adam I would love to stop working.

1:26:33 Blink 182 We're like, it's cool.

1:26:35 Adam No, I have zero pride. I'd be a great stay-home dad. Just be drinking all day in a bathrobe.

1:26:43 Be talking in the afternoon.

1:26:44 Adam I'm wearing slippers in a bathrobe.

1:26:48 Drew Think about your masturbatory habits. Oh, just a rampage.

1:26:51 Adam Wife opens the front door, sea of semen just comes pouring out, carries her down the street. I would look like Rodney Dangerfield in about three months. There's a huge gut, distended belly, weird bug eyes.

1:27:10 Blink 182 If you masturbate too much, can you run out of good semen that makes babies?

1:27:13 Drew Yes.

1:27:13 Blink 182 You can.

1:27:14 Adam Not the good stuff.

1:27:15 Drew You have to recharge.

1:27:17 How long?

1:27:18 Drew Two, three days. You recharge fast.

1:27:21 Adam Wait a minute. No beating off for those two, three days?

1:27:23 Drew It doesn't mean you couldn't get somebody pregnant, but you're less apt.

1:27:26 Adam But you don't got the good, you don't got the the righteous seed.

1:27:30 Drew The righteous seed.

1:27:31 Blink 182 Is it better to like, if you're going to like, start trying to have a baby, like masturbate, get all the bad semen out, then refuel for a couple days, and then start?

1:27:39 Adam I've been flushing for a while now.

1:27:40 Blink 182 Get some fresh guys ready to go out there?

1:27:42 Drew No, no. Just save it for the...

1:27:44 Adam But you get the old stuff and you get birthed this kid that looks like Yoda. It's true. It's true. I don't care what you doctors say. I know. I know when I'm right.

1:27:53 Blink 182 I love coming on the show and having all these questions that are built up in my head that I get to work through with you. It's awesome.

1:27:59 Blink 182 I literally like the dinner before I come here. I always think about what I'm going to ask you. I always do.

1:28:04 Adam When he's eating $1,800 worth of sushi, he's oftentimes thinking, Ryan?

1:28:10 Yeah.

1:28:11 Adam You're 18?

1:28:12 Caller Yes.

1:28:13 Adam What about me, fellas? You're excited to see me too, right? Ryan, go ahead.

1:28:20 Caller Can I ask Travis a question real quick? Travis, two years ago at Oklahoma City, you guys played a concert, and I chased the van down and hung off, and you gave me your towel. I was just wondering if you remember that.

1:28:32 Adam No.

1:28:34 Blink 182 You know what? I don't remember that. What show was it? Was it like a festival show?

1:28:40 Caller It was like, it was on the Take Off Your Pants and Jacket World Tour, and you guys played Oklahoma City like in the very last stage or something like that.

1:28:48 Blink 182 I do remember the Oklahoma show, though.

1:28:50 Adam But he does remember you. And he had a question.

1:28:52 Blink 182 But what about it? What were you going to tell me?

1:28:54 Adam I just want to know if you remembered him. That's all.

1:28:57 Blink 182 Really?

1:28:59 Adam Good times. Jason? No, he doesn't. Jason.

1:29:04 What's up?

1:29:04 Adam You're 23. You know how the soldiers get booze over there in Iraq?

1:29:09 Caller Oh, yeah, actually I do. As a matter of fact, I think the PSA is almost as important as airplane turbulence.

1:29:15 Adam Yeah. Well, what is it? Go ahead.

1:29:19 Caller As a matter of fact, there's a...

1:29:23 Blink 182 He talks like Bubba Sparks, right? Doesn't he sound like Bubba Sparks?

1:29:26 Adam He said, as a matter of... Yeah, he's going to start talking about shrimping in a minute.

1:29:29 Drew Jason.

1:29:29 Adam Go ahead, Jason.

1:29:31 Caller Hello?

1:29:32 Adam Go ahead.

1:29:34 Caller All right. Yeah, one way to do it is you send over a care package full of like health goods and stuff, toothpaste, toothbrushes and all that. You send them a bottle of Listerine and you fill that bottle of Listerine with like Jack Daniels or something, you know? Uh-huh.

1:29:47 Adam And what do they do? Do they open every box that you send and look at whatever's in there? And does the Listerine need to have the seal on it?

1:29:56 Caller Yeah, I guess they take a somewhat mild inspection. If they see the Listerine with the toothbrush, the toothpaste, they figure it's for oral hygiene, you know?

1:30:05 Drew Right.

1:30:06 Adam So, okay, so you go Listerine is one good way to do it. What's any other good ways? How about sending Coke or Heroin?

1:30:13 Drew You have to wrap that in the plastic explosives. That goes right through.

1:30:18 Adam What's that?

1:30:20 Caller You got to send them that baby powder.

1:30:21 Adam All right, so the guys get the...

1:30:23 Caller It's hot over there. They're in the desert, you know? Right.

1:30:25 Adam They get that ball cheese gone. All right, Jason. Thanks, Jason. You're doing your part. You got a brother over there or something?

1:30:34 Caller No, I got a distant cousin over there.

1:30:36 Adam Really? And you're sending them booze?

1:30:39 Caller Okay.

1:30:39 Caller Sending them booze.

1:30:40 Adam That's nice of you. All right.

1:30:45 Caller Jason's 23.

1:30:46 Adam It sounds like he's...

1:30:48 Drew 48.

1:30:49 Adam He's been farming for like 30, 40 years. So this is the way they get booze. People send them booze, right?

1:30:58 Drew I must be otherwise too.

1:31:01 Adam Kat?

1:31:01 Caller Yes?

1:31:02 Adam You're 19?

1:31:03 Caller Yeah.

1:31:04 Adam Your boyfriend wants anal, but you're scared?

1:31:06 Caller Yeah.

1:31:09 Adam You ever done this before?

1:31:10 Caller No.

1:31:11 Adam And how's his penis? Is it big? Is it friendly?

1:31:16 Caller It's about a little bigger than average.

1:31:19 Adam A little bigger than average?

1:31:20 Drew Yeah.

1:31:21 Blink 182 How much average, you guys? Like six inches or 72?

1:31:24 Drew No, it's like five and a half.

1:31:25 Blink 182 Five and a half.

1:31:25 Adam That's a bit small.

1:31:27 Drew What is your question?

1:31:28 Adam Seven and a half and eight is a pretty good size dong. So yeah, what is your question?

1:31:32 Caller It's just, I don't know.

1:31:34 Caller I'm like scared. Is it like, I don't know anybody that like knows if it feels good or not or if it's...

1:31:41 Adam Well, I'll tell you, which end are you talking about? Because, you know, it's great to be on the bald side, but on the ass side, I'll tell you, that's no picnic, Drew.

1:31:51 Blink 182 From what I understand...

1:31:51 Adam A lot of wine coolers, a lot of wine coolers.

1:31:53 Blink 182 From experiences, they say that you just have to go really slow. You know what I mean?

1:31:56 Adam Yeah, you use a lot of lube, too.

1:31:58 Drew Most people find it unpleasant and painful.

1:32:00 Adam Most. But some chicks are into it. But here's the thing, I think if you're into it, you know you're into it. Do you know what I'm saying?

1:32:07 Drew It's the proper truth.

1:32:08 Adam And you don't think you're into it.

1:32:09 Blink 182 Or maybe when you get older, you get like more like kinky or something.

1:32:13 Adam But here's my theory. My theory is, is I know there's certain foods I don't want to try, like I don't want to eat brains, and I just know I don't like it. And people go, well, how do you know? Because you've never done it. I just know. I know. And that's enough. And I think if I did ever try it, I wouldn't like it. And I feel like there's a handful of things you know that you're into and know you're not into. And if you don't think you're into it, then you're not. That just means you're not.

1:32:40 Drew And with this situation, it's especially sort of easily predicted because it hurts.

1:32:45 Adam Yeah. Here's how you know in advance you're not into this. You're getting a, you know, basically a fist crammed up your ass, essentially.

1:32:52 Drew Use your imagination.

1:32:53 Hold on.

1:32:54 Adam Let me close my eyes.

1:32:56 No, no, no, no.

1:33:00 All right.

1:33:00 Adam But it's good times. We got to take a break. I'm just going to ask Jeremy real fast.

1:33:05 Jeremy. Yeah.

1:33:07 Adam You want to know what I'd be doing if I hadn't done this radio show?

1:33:12 Caller I want to know what, like, if you didn't know that you were going to meet Jimmy and become like on the radio and everything, what would you have done different back when you were, say, in high school?

1:33:24 Adam Oh, you mean like going to college or something like that?

1:33:27 Caller Yeah, yeah, something like that.

1:33:30 Adam Yeah, not as much gay porn. I tried to get in the fire department when I was 19, but because of affirmative action, I didn't get my test date for like five or six years. I guess I would have picked up a trade that paid something like welding or something and just stuck with it and got my contractor's license and stuff, you know. Dunno, one that route. Or again, more gay porn. Take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:33:51 Caller All right, guys. Here's the deal. Look in the hookup.

1:33:53 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:33:54 Caller Stick a waist in time with the wrong person.

1:33:56 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:33:57 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:33:58 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:33:59 Caller 1-877-889.

1:34:37 Adam I, you know, my heavy metal, I want Narthex.

1:34:39 Drew Okay, Narthex.

1:34:40 Adam It's like a heavy metal kind of goth-y.

1:34:42 Drew And we'll do theme songs for sitcoms.

1:34:44 Adam Yeah.

1:34:45 Drew Yeah.

1:34:45 Adam Yeah, with a goth kind of vibe. All right. Hey, that's the show, everybody. I want to thank Travis and Mark for coming in here. Always a delight, fellas.

1:34:55 Blink 182 Yeah, thank you for having us.

1:34:56 Blink 182 I hope we helped.

1:34:58 Drew And you kicked ass.

1:34:59 Blink 182 I hope we helped and kicked ass.

1:35:00 Adam And it's always good to see both of you. So come back together, come back separately, individually, whatever you want, whatever project you got, you're welcome anytime.

1:35:10 Blink 182 Thank you.

1:35:11 Adam God bless. Good luck to Blink on the upcoming tour. And we'll see you guys at the Acoustic Christmas on the second night.

1:35:18 Blink 182 Yes, yes you will.

1:35:19 Adam All right. So until next time, it's Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:35:26 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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