1:06
Voiceover
Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, Dixon medicine specialist. Good Charlotte in here tonight.
1:14
Thank you, thank you.
1:15
Adam
Representing CDs called The Young and The Hopeless, and the guys are going to be at the Long Beach Arena this Friday after Thanksgiving. Looking forward to Thanksgiving. Are you guys looking forward to that?
1:31
Good Charlotte
Uh, we're not going to be at home, but yeah, sure, day off.
1:34
Adam
What are you going to do?
1:35
Good Charlotte
Thanksgiving was always a confusing holiday for me. Why? I mean, I'm thankful for so many things, but the reasoning, I guess the reasoning behind Thanksgiving was being thankful for something like something like pilgrims or something.
1:53
Adam
Here's the thing. It always makes me think about how thankful I am, but like, you know, let me explain, let me explain something. Uh, if you start scratching, like if you start thinking what's in a corndog while you're eating it, it'll ruin it. You got to just enjoy the corndog and holidays are that way too, because you start thinking about indigenous people that were raped and their women and their land. It ruins everything.
2:17
Good Charlotte
See, that's what I was thinking of. I was like, didn't we like kill a lot of...
2:20
Adam
Maybe, maybe we did. Maybe they had it coming. I don't know. I'm no, I'm no scholar. I'm not a historian. All I want, all I say is pass the gravy boat. And Detroit's on the tube. You know what I'm saying?
2:32
Good Charlotte
Yeah, I get it. So, okay, yeah, I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving. I got a lot to be thankful for so I'm very thankful.
2:39
Adam
I got a, you know, I don't I'm like a Thanksgiving snob now. And I don't like when people try to outsmart themselves with the pheasant and even the ham and that kind of stuff. You know, I like the turkey. I like the traditional stuff. And once in a while, somebody will try to get a little slick on you and try to get a little gauche with the holiday fixings. And it always screws it up for me. But I don't know how to relate that in advance to them.
3:03
Good Charlotte
I'm doing a vegetarian vegan, actually. Thanks.
3:08
Adam
Really?
3:08
Good Charlotte
Our friend John here in LA invited us over to his house and he's vegan. So we're all because we're in LA. We don't have any family here.
3:15
Drew
So you're gay. Your family is all in Maryland.
3:21
You can't judge.
3:26
Good Charlotte
Our family is all in Maryland and in the DC area. So we're out here in LA on our day off.
3:31
Adam
What do you what do you do with the vegan? Tofurky.
3:35
Good Charlotte
Actually, dude, vegan, vegan like meat is so good. I don't know if you've ever had it, but it is really good.
3:43
Drew
You're gay.
3:48
Good Charlotte
It's like I really it's made of like soy products and stuff, and it's awesome.
3:51
Drew
But here's the high estrogen content. Can you get it? Can you get it?
3:56
Adam
It's the texture part, like the turkey, it's the tearing. Yeah, it's the knowing of the flesh.
4:01
Good Charlotte
I eat turkey, but you know what I mean? When in Rome, you know what I mean? All you people out here in LA with your smart food and your fancy things.
4:10
Drew
No, no, no, not Adam and I.
4:12
Adam
But let's see.
4:12
Drew
We're the most simple possible.
4:15
Adam
I could do the pumpkin pie. That's not going to be affected by the vegan thing, although it does have eggs and cream and milk.
4:22
Good Charlotte
My mom makes the best pumpkin pie. I'm sure they have vegan pumpkin pie. I'm having my mom overnight me a pumpkin pie.
4:28
Adam
They should just go ahead and eat one of their Birkenstocks. You chew on one of their Birkenstocks and eat that.
4:36
Good Charlotte
I defend it, man. I think it's awesome.
4:38
Drew
But what would you do if you were in nature? What would you do?
4:41
Good Charlotte
I would eat berries.
4:43
Drew
You would survive the hassle. The hassle would kill you.
4:46
Good Charlotte
Chew on bark and eat berries. I would. But me, myself, I mean, I'm not like a manly man. I couldn't kill an animal.
4:55
Adam
But let me say this, and I couldn't either, but I sure as hell can eat them. But is big a jump? I don't think a lot of people know this. Probably as big a jump from vegan to vegetarian as there is between vegetarian and just on the board.
5:10
Good Charlotte
For sure.
5:11
Adam
Because you don't think about it, you go, oh, vegan. All right, so you don't wear a leather jacket while you're eating. But it's like, no, no, no, you don't get the cream. You don't get them. You don't get the butters. You don't get the eggs. You don't. And all that crust and all that stuff and all the gravy and all the stuff like, you know, sweet potatoes. You can't put the butter with the sweet potato.
5:28
Good Charlotte
But I can't believe it's not butter on there.
5:30
Adam
You could. Yeah, you just basically here's what you guys can be doing. You're going to be eating berries, chewing on our feet, gnawing on our fists, eating a jicama while someone sprinkles Mrs. Butterworth in your mouth.
5:47
Good Charlotte
Well, you know, it's going to be my first time doing it.
5:50
Adam
So, yeah, see, at first I was like, well, they'll eat the pie and they'll eat the sweet potatoes and they'll eat the mashed potatoes.
5:56
Good Charlotte
No butter, no eggs. It's going to be interesting. I'm a poser, though, you know.
6:03
Adam
Yeah.
6:03
Good Charlotte
Yeah. I mean, like I try. I do my best to try to, you know, but on the road, it's really hard. Good. So.
6:10
Adam
All right. That's fine.
6:11
Good Charlotte
Well, I'm not at all. I just eat meat.
6:13
Adam
Good. Look, that's fine.
6:16
Drew
Posers.
6:17
Adam
No, no. I'm like moderation. Like you don't have to drive an electric car, but maybe you shouldn't drive a big SUV.
6:24
Drew
Right.
6:24
Adam
You know what I mean? If everybody let's look at it this way. Here's how you can sleep at night. You just go. If everyone did what I do, we'd be in better. Would we be in better shape or worse shape? Right.
6:37
Drew
Like everyone the way Adam thought he should be. Let's put it that way.
6:40
Adam
Right, right.
6:40
Drew
Another way he is.
6:41
Good Charlotte
The way he ought to be.
6:42
Adam
How dare you, Drew.
6:43
Good Charlotte
It's pitching in a little bit. It's like picking up a piece of trash off the ground.
6:46
Drew
That's right.
6:46
Adam
Just a little bit. Just a little bit.
6:49
Good Charlotte
But not spending your whole day out there with a poker picking up the trash.
6:52
Right.
6:53
Adam
Unless you're forced to by the government.
6:57
Right.
6:58
Adam
You got that those emmerdrew. You got all those hours for that coke wrap.
7:01
Good Charlotte
Yeah. Yeah.
7:02
Adam
That's what you have to do, right? Carrie. Hi, Carrie.
7:09
Drew
You're barely hearing it.
7:10
Good Charlotte
Can you?
7:12
Drew
There we are.
7:13
Good Charlotte
What's up?
7:13
Good Charlotte
I want to say hi to Benji and Joel. And Drew and Adam. And I have a question about my sex life.
7:23
Good Charlotte
How old are you?
7:24
Good Charlotte
I'm 16.
7:25
Good Charlotte
Oh, and you have a sex life.
7:27
Good Charlotte
Unfortunately, I guess.
7:30
Drew
Unfortunately.
7:31
Good Charlotte
What's up?
7:31
Good Charlotte
When I was 16, I hadn't even seen a girl's boobs yet.
7:35
Drew
Really? Now, now I've found we did Stryker Show before just to sort of kill before that. We found out Joel spent long hours looking at the boobies. Looking at the big top websites.
7:47
Adam
Oh, really?
7:48
Good Charlotte
He serves the web for boobies. Surfing the web.
7:51
Adam
He's a carnivore.
7:53
Good Charlotte
Hanging ten on the Internet for boobies.
7:55
Adam
I wonder how many guys who like the big jugs are vegan. A very small percentage.
8:02
Good Charlotte
Carry your sex life. Carry your sex life.
8:06
Adam
Oh, really?
8:08
Good Charlotte
Suddenly, everyone's paying more attention.
8:10
Adam
Bouncy, bouncy. How big is the rest of you?
8:18
Good Charlotte
Oh, my God.
8:19
Drew
He's got a shower here.
8:20
Adam
Are you big? What did you get sprayed on?
8:23
Good Charlotte
I went to take a drink, and they put that effect on. All right, let's get serious.
8:30
Adam
Let's honker down. Honkers down. Go ahead.
8:37
Good Charlotte
Okay, well, my boyfriend and me, we've been, like, sexually active for probably about three months now. And he can't, like, get me to, like, orgasm. We try, like, a lot of things. Yeah.
8:50
Good Charlotte
Is he 16?
8:52
Good Charlotte
No, he's almost 18, and I'm almost 17.
8:56
Adam
And does he give you oral sex?
8:59
Good Charlotte
No, not yet. We haven't, like, done that yet, so.
9:02
Adam
That's gonna be your fastest, most efficient road to orgasm.
9:07
Drew
In fact, that's gonna be the only possible road. It's not gonna happen with intercourse. And it's probably not gonna happen with just about anything he does. But if it's gonna happen, you know what I mean?
9:17
Good Charlotte
Like, never from intercourse?
9:19
Drew
No, not if it just switches that age. At 16, it's a little rough, the biology isn't that...
9:22
Adam
It would have happened if it was gonna happen with intercourse by now.
9:26
Drew
Yes.
9:26
Good Charlotte
And I would say, at 16, I'm not gonna tell you that you shouldn't be having sex. But at the same time, I don't think you're gonna have the most amazing sex life because you're just sort of, you should just take your time and if you wanna be having sex right now, then don't, don't, like, try to become like a porn star in, you know, overnight. Like, just take your time and make sure everything feels right and comfortable.
9:50
Drew
Most women under 20 have difficulty orgasming at all. And the vast majority will not with intercourse and the significant majority will not ever with intercourse. So you gotta figure out other ways of having an orgasm.
10:02
Good Charlotte
It's not gonna be thrilled. Yeah, try other things. I mean, you don't always have to have sex.
10:06
Adam
Alright, uh, Double D, how big, how tall are you? Holy mackerel, how much you weigh?
10:13
Good Charlotte
Um, I weigh probably about 150, but I'm not fat.
10:16
Adam
No, no, that's just a lot of woman there. Wow. Alright, baby doll.
10:20
Good Charlotte
And my boyfriend's short.
10:22
Adam
No, boy.
10:23
Good Charlotte
Thanks for telling us that.
10:27
Good Charlotte
And can I apologize to you, Adam?
10:30
Adam
Sure.
10:31
Good Charlotte
Because I talked to you once before and we didn't get off on the right foot, you know.
10:35
Adam
Whatever.
10:36
Drew
What happened last time?
10:37
Adam
I brought the double D thing up earlier.
10:40
Good Charlotte
I called in last time with a problem like about an ex-boyfriend.
10:43
Drew
Yeah.
10:44
Good Charlotte
And I like kind of cussed or something.
10:46
Drew
Oh, right, right, right.
10:48
Good Charlotte
Yeah, and Adam wanted to go to break and he hated me, so.
10:51
Good Charlotte
Hey, can I ask you one thing?
10:53
Adam
Oh, wait, let me get her back for you.
10:55
Good Charlotte
Can I ask you one thing?
10:56
Good Charlotte
Yeah, who is this?
10:57
Good Charlotte
Benji.
10:58
Good Charlotte
Oh, hey, Benji. Hey.
11:00
Good Charlotte
Oh, cool. Alright. Awesome. I remember.
11:06
Good Charlotte
I don't remember. Hardly.
11:08
Good Charlotte
Okay.
11:08
Drew
Yeah, you might remember.
11:09
She doesn't.
11:11
Drew
How dare you?
11:12
Good Charlotte
You're 16 and you're having sex. Just be careful.
11:17
Adam
Don't get pregnant.
11:18
Good Charlotte
Yeah, be careful. Take care of yourself, girl.
11:20
Drew
Alright. Whoa.
11:23
Adam
No, I'm not going to talk to her.
11:24
Drew
Really? One more pass. Carrie, Carrie, what are you doing for birth control?
11:34
Good Charlotte
Right now, I'm on birth control pills. Because I had a miscarriage. That was my last time.
11:42
Adam
You stand on birth control pills.
11:43
Good Charlotte
Yeah, be careful.
11:44
Good Charlotte
I am. Thanks, Benji and Joel.
11:46
Good Charlotte
Be careful. You're young.
11:49
Adam
We love you, too.
11:50
Good Charlotte
I've got to say, if I have a daughter, I hope she's not having sex when she's 16. I just didn't know who I was at 16. Just thinking about how young you are at 16, you think you're really old. If I was this stud at 16, I would have definitely got some chicks pregnant when I was such a dork that I just kind of...
12:06
Drew
But not only that, I've never met a woman that didn't...
12:08
Good Charlotte
And you're a stud now? No, I'm just...
12:10
Drew
It's a bigger deal for a woman than a guy. For a guy, if he's had his sex 16 or 17, it's like he can't get going fast enough. But a girl, I've never met one that didn't wish they had waited longer.
12:18
Good Charlotte
Yeah.
12:19
Adam
Yeah.
12:20
Drew
Did I say that right?
12:21
Adam
Whatever. We knew what you meant by your inflection.
12:23
Good Charlotte
Most girls I talk to about sex, no matter when they started, they wish they would have waited longer.
12:27
Drew
That's what I'm saying.
12:29
Adam
Here's the thing, but you know, it just struck me that this guy had been going at it for three months and the guy hasn't given her oral. And I thought, it's a nice tactic for a guy to push off the oral as far as possible. Yeah, once Pandora's Box is open, so to speak, then it's game on. Once you give her that first orgasm via oral.
12:48
Drew
I didn't realize you hated the oral so much. It's really just really have a fan of it. I mean, it really must be hard, more difficult to put that time in.
12:56
Adam
Let me say this. I don't I don't enjoy almost anything I do in life. Doesn't mean I'm that requires an exertion because I don't like things. I don't think like things involve movement.
13:05
Drew
A couple ATP get split and you're just.
13:07
Adam
Yeah. What's an ATP where you get energy from? Oh, really? Yeah. I went to high school and go to college. My with that one, what the hell's an ATP short for something? No, it's this thing is it is it is it initials for some phosphate bonds that create phosphate and bonds kiss my ass. Where are we going here? Going to Brock to Brock. Now, let me say this. They adjusted the thermostat so we couldn't lower it. It seems hot in here.
13:34
Drew
Really hot.
13:35
Adam
But hotter than it's not just one.
13:38
Drew
It was like this last night. But look how we're dressed. You both we have sweatshirts. I got a t-shirt on.
13:45
It's freezing over here.
13:47
Adam
Good to know. Brock.
13:49
Good Charlotte
Hello.
13:49
Adam
You're 21. What's up?
13:50
Good Charlotte
Hey, my friend Chambers and I are having this argument about circumcision. And we're wondering if circumcision is as common in Europe as it is in America.
14:00
Adam
No, you'll see.
14:01
Drew
Not even not even nearly.
14:02
Adam
Not nearly.
14:03
Good Charlotte
That's what I thought.
14:04
But he said, you know, he didn't believe that.
14:06
Drew
You know, it's it's some sort of cultural trend here in this country. And we are the only industrialized nation that tends to do it rather routinely. There are some health benefits to it. It's not as though it's completely unfounded, but they are nominal.
14:20
Adam
And why is your is your friend European? No, where do you get that name Chambers?
14:28
Good Charlotte
When you ask him, you got to drop that to my granddaddy's name.
14:32
Adam
Yeah, that's a horrible first name. That's his first name.
14:36
Drew
Yeah, his first name.
14:38
Adam
See, that's it's confusing when you have the first name that sounds like a last name because a lot of stuff is the last name first, and especially if you have a last name that could be a first name.
14:48
Drew
Right.
14:48
Good Charlotte
Maybe they like the routine clan.
14:50
Drew
Yeah, Chambers Clyde.
14:51
All right, Brooke. All right. Thanks a lot.
14:54
Adam
Hey, good times, though, right?
14:56
Drew
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yes.
15:01
Adam
All right.
15:01
Drew
We need a good call.
15:01
Adam
You think it's Germany or Florida?
15:03
Drew
Germany or Florida.
15:04
Adam
All right, we're going to do a little something called Germany or Florida, which is I heard this game. Good. You know, all the bizarre, all the evil, all emanates from either Germany or Florida. They call in. They tell us the story we tell.
15:17
Good Charlotte
I was listening to Germany or Florida and I heard it, Alyssa.
15:22
Adam
Here's the theme.
15:27
Drew
I like the ad-hams much better.
15:28
Adam
OK, that now what that is, is that's Pink singing Germany or Florida and that's Drew tinkle tinkling on the 88s, literally tinkling, taking a leak on the piano.
15:39
Drew
Frapping on it.
15:41
Adam
I didn't know that. And Drew, where were you?
15:44
Drew
Were there another studio in Syracuse? You were playing around with the piano and they had this piano in the in the radio. And you didn't know the mic was on and it was there in commercial.
15:53
Adam
Go ahead, Alyssa.
15:54
OK, I have two Germany or Florida. All right. The first one, police arrested a man who allegedly poured bleach on a sleeping couple after breaking into their home. Joseph Menzel was charged with burglary of an occupied home and two counts of battery for the attack on the husband and wife. He tried to open a rear window of the home and emptied a bottle of bleach on the sleeping couple. Both suffered burns, but no permanent damage. Menzel was arrested after his fingerprints were found on the window and the husband admitted to having an affair with Menzel's wife.
16:25
Drew
Ah, there you go. Well, first of all, it's got a German name. We shouldn't give us the name.
16:29
Adam
It's got a German name.
16:30
Good Charlotte
Menzel.
16:31
Adam
Yeah.
16:32
Good Charlotte
And I thought she said Mendel.
16:34
Adam
It sounded like Mendel. But if he was out here, that would make him a Jew.
16:37
Good Charlotte
It's just Menzel. I know.
16:38
Adam
No Jew ever committed a violent crime. So I think we're going Germany on this one. Germany?
16:44
Good Charlotte
I say Florida.
16:45
Adam
Really?
16:46
Yeah.
16:47
Good Charlotte
It sounds like a redneck crime. Germany bleaches popular weapon.
16:51
Adam
I'd say so we're all Germany, but Joel's Florida.
16:55
Good Charlotte
Yeah.
16:57
It's Florida.
17:00
I left out the husband and wife's names because their last name was Austin. So I figured that would be a giveaway.
17:06
Drew
So she tricked us by giving us the German name. Told you guys.
17:11
Adam
Interesting.
17:12
Drew
What's the second one?
17:13
Good Charlotte
Didn't know we were playing poker here.
17:14
Adam
Go ahead.
17:16
Okay, the second one. Two robbers left a taxi driver glued to his steering wheel.
17:20
Drew
We heard this one.
17:23
Good Charlotte
All right.
17:24
Drew
All right. Good job.
17:25
Adam
Oh, for one tonight, Drew. Except for Joel over there.
17:28
Good Charlotte
Yeah.
17:29
Drew
I think time is over.
17:31
Adam
Allie? Hey, yeah. 13, what's up?
17:35
Good Charlotte
Oh, yeah, I'm 13, so I don't accept. Well, I don't have a sex life, so this question's for Benji and Joel. What's up?
17:42
Good Charlotte
Glad to hear that, by the way. Yes.
17:44
Drew
Relief.
17:45
Good Charlotte
Well, I know you guys just released the hold on video and this is kind of based on that, but how does it affect all five of you to know that each day someone could be making a life-changing decision, like based on your lyrics, or that someone looks to your music for motivation? Because I mean, like, I do, so.
18:02
Drew
That's cool, thanks.
18:04
Good Charlotte
Yeah, that's a good question, actually.
18:09
Good Charlotte
It's like...
18:10
Good Charlotte
I would, I think for us, it's just like, we came to a lot of points in our life where music was really what got us through certain situations, or a lot of times when you're younger, that's what you look to, you know, your favorite band or whatever. And it is kind of pressure sometimes, but we feel like if... We don't walk around every day thinking that we're saving anyone, we just make the music we make and at the time, like at the time we recorded Hold On, we really had a purpose with the song, and then you just put it out there and hopefully, you know, you guys connect with it and you like it, but we're already writing new songs and stuff, and hopefully that will do the same thing, but you know, I mean, of course, we want to inspire people and help people. You definitely don't walk around every day like you're, you know, doing charity work, but at the same time, in the back of your mind, you want kids to have a good, you want to give kids hope and you want to like. So when we meet kids and stuff, we try to, you know, just, I mean, that's when it hits you is when they tell you, but you know, it's cool, you know, it's like. It's definitely the most, out of all of this, that's the most rewarding thing. Because I remember, I remember telling people that I looked up to how much their music meant to me and when, when I had a connection with them, it was, I'll never forget. I still remember, you know, meeting a lot of people, like a couple of people that really helped me. And so when kids come up and they tell us that it's definitely the most rewarding thing.
19:26
Drew
So true.
19:27
Adam
Do you remember when you talked to Guy Lombardo about how he inspired you in the 40s?
19:31
Drew
It's Tommy Dorsey.
19:32
Adam
Oh, Tommy Dorsey. Wasn't Les Brown. Hey, Ali. Go to bed.
19:42
Drew
What?
19:43
Good Charlotte
That one crap. That's the one reason why Good Charlotte is my favorite band because your music goes so in-depth, you know, and it's the one thing I turn to that, you know, if ever.
19:59
Drew
Are you doing okay, Ali?
20:00
Good Charlotte
What?
20:00
Good Charlotte
Is everything okay in your life?
20:03
Good Charlotte
Yeah, it's pretty good. It's just one of those things where you have a perfect family to get the straight A's and hit everything the right way. You know?
20:09
Good Charlotte
It's a lot of pressure. You know, a lot of kids go through that. So you shouldn't feel like, you know, alone in that.
20:14
Adam
Yeah. And don't start throwing up your food.
20:16
Good Charlotte
Because I know I'm not like that.
20:19
Good Charlotte
Hey, that was a really intelligent question. I'm really impressed with you. Thirteen years old sounded like you were 18.
20:24
Adam
Yeah. You know what that means? Yeah.
20:27
Good Charlotte
It was nice to meet you. Thank you very much.
20:30
Adam
Let me ask you guys this apropos of nothing. But I was getting out of my car tonight and I did that thing where I pulled the key out and the window was halfway and I immediately hit the thing and I had to put the keys back in and turn the thing. Have we not figured out the technology where the key can be out and the window can be rolled up? Does it have to be in and turned every goddamn time the window? There's no it's going to move up.
20:53
Drew
Universal convention on it. Different cars, different things.
20:56
Good Charlotte
That is, you know, your car probably has something where you can shut the door and get out and turn the key in the in the door. So that it goes up automatically.
21:05
Adam
But I don't I don't want to do that. Here's what I want.
21:07
Drew
I just want to know what I need to do.
21:08
Adam
Twenty years ago, there was a car Mitsubishi Starion. It was like 15 years old, had a thing. I was reading about it, said once you pull the key out, you have 30 seconds to do it. Because I guess the deal is they don't want to leave it in that mode perpetually, because I don't know, whatever it is. Yeah, I've heard that. I thought, yeah, that's smart. And that's how every car should now be. There's nothing worse than that thing where you're sticking the keys. You have to stick the key back in and turn it to get the window out.
21:39
Good Charlotte
You know what I wonder about?
21:40
Adam
What do you wonder about?
21:40
Good Charlotte
People who put so much thought into like trivial little things.
21:45
Drew
Don't wonder your head will explode. So don't wonder in front of Adam. No, I will motivate him to do more, more.
21:52
Adam
I just want to streamline things a little bit.
21:55
Good Charlotte
You should get a car with the manual.
21:57
Drew
Oh, he had that for years.
21:59
Adam
No, I had ones with vice grips on it. About the crank, I don't think they make I don't think they make a car with cranks anymore. That's a trivia. Well, there's a trivia question. Do you think?
22:09
Good Charlotte
Yes, absolutely.
22:09
Adam
There's a car in 2004.
22:11
Drew
Probably a little Datsun Toyota or something. Yeah, Toyota trucks.
22:14
Good Charlotte
Little Toyotas.
22:15
Adam
Toyota what?
22:16
Good Charlotte
Bottom of the line ones.
22:17
Adam
Really? Are you sure?
22:18
Good Charlotte
What do you mean, cranks?
22:20
Drew
Window cranks. Window cranks.
22:21
Good Charlotte
Oh, I don't know. There's got to be.
22:23
Adam
I don't know. I don't think so. We'll get on that Internet. I mean, what do you think the cheapest? Cheapest Toyota is like the Prius or something like that.
22:31
Good Charlotte
The Civic probably. No, it's a Honda. Honda. Honda.
22:35
Adam
I will bet that if we look up the cheapest Toyota, cheapest Nissan.
22:40
Good Charlotte
What about a Daewoo? What about a Daewoo?
22:43
Adam
That's that.
22:44
Good Charlotte
Saturn. Saturn.
22:45
Adam
That's a car they actually pay you to take. It's that cheap.
22:48
Drew
But those have electric windows.
22:49
Adam
No, they're all going to have electric windows. I don't think anything has a crank.
22:52
Drew
Power locks and.
22:53
Adam
I think, ironically, there's a handful of cars that are 450 grand that are super lightweight like Ferraris that have a crank type thing.
23:01
Drew
Backup or something.
23:02
Adam
Just for weight. No, it's just it's a weight situation. I don't think you can find it.
23:06
Good Charlotte
We'll get on the Internet. I bet you a little pickup truck.
23:08
Adam
All right. I bet they don't.
23:09
Drew
Drew, I'm with you.
23:11
Adam
Settle this during the break.
23:12
Drew
All right.
23:13
Adam
Drew wanted to take a leak. Now he's going to go look at a Toyota website. I bet you ten bucks.
23:18
Drew
All right.
23:19
Adam
The pickup trucks, that's crafty, my friend, the pickup trucks. Drew's on there. Good Charlotte here. Now, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.
23:28
Caller
Hello, this is your radio. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline.
23:40
Adam
I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Joel and Benji here tonight from Good Charlotte. Blink 182 in here tomorrow night. CD, the- And the Hopeless, it is?
23:50
Good Charlotte
Blink's new album.
23:51
Adam
It's good?
23:52
Good Charlotte
Good, yeah. It's much different than their other albums, but it's-
23:54
Adam
Oh, really?
23:54
Good Charlotte
It's a step up, I think.
23:55
Adam
Nice.
23:56
Caller
We just played Bakersfield.
23:57
Adam
Well, we'll, I think that was Mark. We'll hear something theoretically off the new album tomorrow night. And let's see, Drew, what are you doing?
24:08
Drew
I'm trying to get Lawrence's attention, but you take mine three.
24:10
Good Charlotte
All right.
24:11
Adam
Chris, hang up the phone. And engineer Chris, yeah, but no, no, no.
24:17
Drew
To get the air conditioning fixed.
24:18
Good Charlotte
Oh, really?
24:20
Good Charlotte
No, you weren't. You were talking to your girlfriend.
24:23
Drew
Oh, he told you how to do it? That's what I'm talking about. Chris gets the job done.
24:27
Adam
He does, he just gets it done during the goddamn show.
24:29
Drew
No, he was busy with the window cranks during the commercial.
24:31
Adam
No, you were busy with the window cranks. All right, we're looking during the commercial if we could find a car that is made today that still has window cranks. And I'm not talking about weird knockoff electrical cars made by Hungarian firms. I'm talking about-
24:46
Good Charlotte
A legit car.
24:47
Adam
A legitimate cheap Toyota, Nissan, Ford, whatever.
24:50
Good Charlotte
If anyone knows, call in.
24:52
Adam
Yeah, although we have really dumb, dumb listeners on this show, or at least callers. All right, so let's take a call. We'll hear a song from Good Charlotte. It's all good, as they say. Drew, Kim?
25:05
Yes.
25:05
Adam
Yeah. You're 17?
25:07
Caller
Yes, I am. Did you mention?
25:11
Drew
Kim's calling from Long Beach. Did you mention that they're gonna be at the?
25:14
Adam
Oh, gonna be at Long Beach on Friday. Good Charlotte is November 28th.
25:17
Good Charlotte
Right near your house.
25:18
Adam
Yeah.
25:19
Drew
Where at Long Beach?
25:19
Adam
Long Beach Arena.
25:20
Drew
Arena, yeah.
25:21
Good Charlotte
It's also where Snoop's from.
25:23
Adam
Yeah.
25:23
Caller
Oh, cool.
25:24
Drew
Yeah.
25:25
Good Charlotte
So what's up?
25:26
Caller
Well, my question is, by the way, Benji and Joe, I really like your band a lot.
25:31
Good Charlotte
Thanks.
25:36
Caller
But my question is, me and my boyfriend have been like messing around lately, like fooling around a little bit. We haven't really gotten too far, where we kind of like- Well, no, like, well, yeah, that kind of started, but then like, we kind of attempted to have sex once or a couple of times. But we didn't go as far because it would start hurting and I'd get scared and I would stop. But like the last time that we fooled around, like I've been late on my period, like five days and I was wondering if it's possible I could like get pregnant. But I think I might still be a virgin.
26:11
Drew
Did he put his penis inside you?
26:13
Caller
Not like, like all the way, because it like started hurting, but I didn't like, I stopped.
26:19
Drew
That it's unlikely to get pregnant that way, but it is possible.
26:22
Adam
Well, but here's the design of the penis. The warhead is on the tip. That's where the action is. So if only that part gets you, it's like saying, well, I got stuck with a syringe. Well, did the whole syringe go in? No, just just the pointy part at the end that delivered the lethal injection. You know, it's like, yeah, that's the lethal injection. That's the business part of the syringe. The balls, that's just the plunger.
26:47
Good Charlotte
I would say if you ever let him even go near there again, tell him to put a condom on.
26:53
Caller
Oh yeah, we did like a couple of times.
26:57
Good Charlotte
Oh, is that one time? That's all it takes.
26:59
Drew
In all probability, you're just anxious and late for whatever reason. You're anxious and not eating right or over action, whatever. There's lots of reasons you'd be late for your period. But if it goes, how long ago did this happen? Yes.
27:13
Caller
Was like two weeks ago about.
27:15
Drew
Go ahead and get a pregnancy test just to be sure. That can set, put your mind at ease anyway.
27:19
Adam
Kim.
27:20
Good Charlotte
And if it's positive?
27:21
Adam
You sound very confused by life. What is that? There's some people that sort of have life figured out early and then other people are very confused and perplexed by it.
27:35
Drew
Kim is one of those.
27:36
Adam
Kim, you're one of those big saucer-eyed people is that can't believe, can't figure out how anything works and doesn't care ironically.
27:42
Caller
Yeah.
27:43
Drew
But doesn't seem to be able to get it under command.
27:45
Adam
So what's up, you all right?
27:46
Caller
Yeah, well my whole like thing with sex and stuff was like I wanted to wait until I got married. And I'm, I mean, I know I don't feel like I've gone that far because I know, like, why would you have sex if you want to wait?
28:01
Good Charlotte
I mean, yeah, does he want to more than you or what?
28:06
Caller
Yeah, it's more like I want to try it kind of thing.
28:10
Drew
Kim, when the penis passes the plane of the vagina, you are no longer a virgin and you can get pregnant. Don't whether you bled or not or had pain or not has nothing to do with it.
28:21
Good Charlotte
Everyone's different.
28:22
Drew
The penis goes in the vagina, you are not a virgin and you can get pregnant.
28:27
Caller
It doesn't have anything to do with something ripping and bleeding?
28:30
Drew
Kim, instead of trying to convince yourself you haven't had sex, deal with the fact that you are having sex and make the appropriate preparations. You are doing it, come to terms with that and there you go.
28:43
Adam
All right. All right, Kim. We'll see you in junior college. Thanks. Good times there, baby.
28:49
Caller
All right.
28:51
Adam
That's junior college material. That's just what they're looking for. At junior college, like the Roach Motel, kids go in, they never get out.
28:59
Good Charlotte
She's just terrified and she just try and say she doesn't have sex.
29:04
Adam
I always find it sad when people seem like a dreidel just spinning through life, just blindless and aimlessly. It's a Jew top. It's a top that Jews spin around to figure out stuff.
29:18
Good Charlotte
Fancy word for a top.
29:19
Adam
Yeah, Drew, what do they do with the Jews with the dreidel? Figure out when they're going to eat again or something. It's always something about eating.
29:25
Good Charlotte
You know, it's sad is that Joel here is a part of Hebrew descent and he does not know what a dreidel is.
29:34
Adam
No dreidel, huh, Joel? Yeah. There's a whole song about it.
29:37
Good Charlotte
Joel, I've got a picture of you in a yarmulke.
29:39
Drew
How did you guys grew up side by side?
29:42
Good Charlotte
I know what a dreidel is and he doesn't. We're Irish though. Because he is one of those dreidels spinning through life.
29:48
Adam
I'm not Jewish either, but I was hip to the dreidel early on because I swung with some Jews when I was a young kid. And I remember the song dreidel. Dre All right, so anyway, some people just sort of go through life like, they're just get caught up in the current of life and they're just being dragged down Life's River and don't really seem to know where it's going or what it's about. And Kim definitely seemed like one of those people to me.
30:29
Drew
But now this is Jessica who is not one of those people. It's got something to enlighten us.
30:33
Caller
Uh-oh.
30:34
Adam
2004 car that has manual crank windows. All right.
30:38
Caller
All right.
30:39
Adam
But be prepared for disappointment because she's going to say, my my mom has a 69 Malibu that Jessica, what Jessica? Yeah. You have a vehicle. What is it? And who was on the other line? Say, don't forget to say it.
30:55
Drew
They were preparing to hang out.
30:56
Caller
No, no, no. Because Tara, the chick who works there, she's really, really cool.
30:59
Adam
Oh, that was Tara. That's right.
31:01
No, no, not Tara.
31:02
Caller
Tara.
31:04
Drew
Tara.
31:04
Good Charlotte
She told me not to get it wrong.
31:06
Drew
It's Tara. Don't call me Tara.
31:07
God damn. Yeah.
31:09
Caller
Yeah. Yeah.
31:10
Anyway, so my friend has a car, a new car, a new truck.
31:13
Caller
It's a Ford Ranger.
31:14
And it has.
31:16
Good Charlotte
Oh, I called the Ford Ranger.
31:17
But all of the cars, it's not that hard to find a car.
31:19
Caller
I don't know what kind of car you guys are driving, but like most cars like ever.
31:24
Adam
Oh, but the S word. Yeah. And most cars don't have cranks now. You little plot. You don't call up and drop the S word. You don't use that kind of language on my show. That's right.
31:38
Drew
You call the T word if you do the S word.
31:41
Adam
I'm not so sure you can't say the T word.
31:43
Drew
It's not one of the seven. Oh, you can't.
31:47
Adam
Good. Twat, twat, twat. Here's here's the thing.
31:50
Good Charlotte
You can remember you can also say shat.
31:53
Adam
Oh, yeah.
31:53
Drew
Yeah.
31:53
Adam
Yeah.
31:54
Good Charlotte
Right, kids.
31:55
Drew
Pussies.
31:56
Adam
The truck. The truck thing is kind of a wild card.
31:59
Drew
Yeah, but I was thinking truck all the way to I was to utility a utility truck.
32:04
Good Charlotte
I've never like.
32:05
Adam
But OK. But to be fair to me, I said, is there a car made today that doesn't have the crank?
32:11
Drew
Yeah.
32:11
Adam
And the truck's not a car, but it's still it's a vehicle. It's still a good I should have said vehicle. No, I shouldn't have said vehicle. Here's what I want to hear. So I'm curious, can we find a car? Can we find a passenger?
32:22
Good Charlotte
Yes.
32:22
Adam
So we find a thirteen thousand dollar Ford Acclaim or Vestiva. I know.
32:28
Good Charlotte
Vestiva. I guarantee that it's. I don't make Vestivas anymore. OK, then the toy. That was like a horrible mistake, that car. The Ford Focus. That's totally Ford. Focus is our little middle range now. We can race them.
32:40
Adam
We got to hear.
32:41
Good Charlotte
You ever met a guy that drives a Focus? We got to race.
32:43
Adam
No, we got we got to hear a song. We should. One brother knows Dreidels. The other knows Vestiva production. It's between the two of you got everything covered.
32:53
Drew
Well, I traveled the world.
32:54
Good Charlotte
Well, quite an anomaly.
32:55
Adam
Well, here a little something from Good Charlotte off the CD, The Young and the Hopeless. And this song is called Oh, I dropped it again, Adam.
33:05
Drew
You put her back on the air.
33:08
Adam
I did? This song is called Hold On. Good Charlotte, everybody. In the hissy, yes, Drew?
37:14
Drew
In the hissy for Chizzy, for schnizzle.
37:17
Adam
Blink-1-8-2 tomorrow night. That's right. We'll be back. We got some questions for the band. We got, well, here's a lovely one. Folks died, things now are going bad with the girlfriend, no sex, fighting. Doing upbeat call with Mike, whose parents are deceased after this. Hey, yo, it's Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew is calling the hospital now. We just got Paige, Benji and Joel are both here from Good Charlotte.
37:49
Good Charlotte
I'll fill in for Dr. Drew. I have his book right here.
37:52
Adam
Why don't you flip that book open? Tell me what you see.
37:54
Good Charlotte
Reconstructive and plastic surgery of the external genitalia. A whole book on that? Yes.
38:00
Drew
Why don't you got no play, player?
38:02
Adam
Just flip through that book. Tell me what you think of some of those pictures, by the way.
38:07
Drew
There you go.
38:08
Good Charlotte
Chapter 71, The Buried Penis.
38:12
Adam
That's the name of my book for a while.
38:14
Good Charlotte
Look, you want some little...
38:17
Adam
Flip through there and just find some pictures.
38:19
Good Charlotte
Operative techniques.
38:19
Adam
That's all I'm saying. Find some of those pictures.
38:22
Good Charlotte
Oh, OK.
38:23
Adam
There you go. Have fun beating off tonight, fellas.
38:32
Drew
Well, I'll show you where to actually make the penis out of a forearm.
38:35
Adam
Oh, this is where it gets. It goes from bizarre to the macabre. They're actually build a form.
38:41
Good Charlotte
Have you read that book?
38:44
Adam
They build a... Let me tell you something. This is really...
38:49
Drew
Treatment of a penile testicular amputation.
38:51
Adam
Daddy, what is that?
38:52
Drew
You can always claim that, Adam.
38:53
Adam
I don't want to see that. I'd rather just look at shark attack victims. Yeah, how about a call, Drew?
38:59
Good Charlotte
Mike?
39:00
Adam
Yeah. Your folks died.
39:04
Good Charlotte
Yes, they did.
39:06
Adam
Yeah, how long ago did they die?
39:08
Good Charlotte
They died in August. My mom died on the 1st and my dad died on the 31st.
39:17
Adam
What happened?
39:19
Good Charlotte
Well, both of my parents were 59 and my dad had a really bad condition of arthritis called ankylosing spondylitis and it tore him apart and basically he ended up getting sick. He had a hernia.
39:44
Adam
And your mom, how did she die? All right, how did your mom die?
39:48
Good Charlotte
She got in a rollover car accident and she was in the middle of recovery and my dad and her were both in a nursing home together and the nurses were cleaning her back and they weren't paying attention and her trach got plugged.
40:03
Drew
Oh, why was she trached?
40:05
Adam
Yeah. Got in a rollover car accident.
40:08
Drew
With a C-spine fracture or something?
40:10
Good Charlotte
She broke, well, just a quick rundown. She broke her neck in four places, all but two of her ribs, her right leg, her top of the head.
40:19
Drew
A head injury too?
40:19
Adam
I don't want to appear to be insensitive, but did her car have cranks for windows or... We're trying to settle a bet. I know it's a tough time, Mike, but there's $10. I just hope you took that in the spirit when she was in pain.
40:33
Drew
I did.
40:33
Adam
I did.
40:34
Good Charlotte
I did.
40:35
Adam
So that's a horrible thing. I'm sorry about that. It happened in August, and now you're arguing with your girlfriend.
40:43
Good Charlotte
Well, things have fallen apart. We used to live with my parents, and yeah, at 24, it's kind of, you know, I probably shouldn't be doing that, but they were in really bad. My dad was in really bad shape, and my mom wasn't able to take care of her, or if I did.
40:57
Good Charlotte
So that's good of you. So that was good.
40:59
Good Charlotte
Well, yeah, we were living there, but the good part was that we had an awesome bond. Everybody got along. It was awesome. But now that my parents are gone, we don't, I mean, there's no intimacy anymore. We just, we, I mean, it's, it's, everything's gone. And I feel, I mean, I know I've been depressed. And I know that she's been depressed because we've, we've been together for six years and we got married and things like that. But it's just.
41:26
Good Charlotte
So you're married. She's your wife. She's not your girlfriend.
41:28
Good Charlotte
Right. She's my wife. Yeah.
41:29
Good Charlotte
Well, dude, I think it's only been since August, man. Like this is like a traumatic thing. You guys should go see some people or something. Go see a counselor. You can't expect to recover from something like this overnight. You know, it's going to do something to your relationship.
41:41
Good Charlotte
Well, it's just everything. I mean, it's like falling apart. And I am. I haven't.
41:45
Drew
Hang on a second. Hold on a second.
41:47
Good Charlotte
What?
41:48
Drew
Just what is wrong with this call?
41:50
Adam
I don't know. It's it's it's boring. That's one thing that's wrong with it.
41:56
Drew
You gave him some advice and he keeps going. Everything's falling apart. Everything's falling apart. What am I going to do? And you told him what to do.
42:01
Adam
Yeah, I know. But then we're cutting him some slack because he's had this devastation. That's fairly reasonable.
42:06
Drew
I'm wondering where he's not hearing us. Is he too?
42:09
Adam
I think this may be part of the part of the problem with his relationship. Hey, Mike. Uh, you probably need to get some therapy, maybe separate, maybe couples. And stop just sort of looking at your life like you're just standing back and looking at a picture that's being, you know, that's some kids holding a match under and is catching on fire. It's your life. I know you're sort of removed from it. You're going, but it's falling apart. It's falling apart. It's what do you mean it? It's you step in. Step into it. Get some therapy. Your parents leave you some money, some stuff.
42:48
Good Charlotte
Um, not, not really.
42:50
Adam
No, you don't have any, no houses, no cars, no anything to sell.
42:55
Good Charlotte
No, the everything got eaten by the medical bills and the, all the cars.
43:00
Adam
Do you work? Do you work?
43:02
Good Charlotte
Yeah, I work. Yeah, we're not like financial and stuff. Everything's cool.
43:06
Adam
We're. All right. Well, then good. Use some of that money. Here's the whole thing about making a little money, by the way. You can buy yourself out of, out of a little trouble. And everyone thinks, well, that means you can get an attorney if you get a DUI or you rape some kid. But well, that too. Yeah. But also you can get a little therapy. You and your wife can take a little vacation. There's all kinds of stuff you throw a little money at.
43:28
Drew
It's interesting that the wife needed to be the caretaker of his parents or to feel close to him. That's a very strange combo.
43:34
Adam
Something's up.
43:35
Drew
Yeah.
43:35
Adam
We can't really get to it because of he's newly devastated.
43:39
Good Charlotte
Go see a doctor, man.
43:40
Adam
But a little, a little therapy certainly couldn't hurt. Oh, someone knows another car that has cranks. Jason. What car?
43:49
My friend just has a new 2003 Dodge Neon SRT4.
43:54
Good Charlotte
Yeah, that's the one. That's the one.
43:56
The front windows are powered and the backseat windows are cranked.
44:00
Adam
Oh.
44:02
Good Charlotte
Does that count?
44:03
Drew
Extra weird.
44:04
Adam
Yes, it does.
44:06
Good Charlotte
Yeah.
44:06
Adam
Yeah, hold on a second. That's that new Hot Rod Dodge, right?
44:09
Good Charlotte
Yeah, the new fast. Now, you know.
44:11
That's a white thing.
44:13
Good Charlotte
I just remembered that's how I knew because my mom had a Neon and it wasn't that old. It wasn't that long ago. I was recently at the SEMA Auto Show in Las Vegas and I saw the SRT for maybe that's a way to show. And I saw that. Actually. I'm I think they suck. Oh, please. This one's a newly adapted.
44:33
Adam
Let me tell you something. When dignitaries from other countries come to this country to tour our nation's capital, they travel in a neon.
44:41
Drew
Of course.
44:41
Adam
Of course. It's got a limo.
44:43
Good Charlotte
Are you saying that was a really dumb statement?
44:45
Drew
Jason, what was your other question?
44:48
Caller
I just want to, Adam, are you familiar with the Supra, right, that car, the Mark IV? I and the rest of the Supra owners, we had a good laugh a couple of days ago when the guy with that nine second Eclipse called in with his 300 shots of NAZ.
45:02
Adam
Yes.
45:03
Caller
Yeah. We thought that was funny in the way you handled him.
45:06
Good Charlotte
You're an import car guy?
45:07
Caller
We respect you for what you know.
45:09
Adam
Thank you. I used to have a Supra.
45:11
Caller
Really?
45:12
Adam
I'm hip to the scene, yeah.
45:14
Good Charlotte
Cast in Furious, baby.
45:15
Adam
I'm hip to the Supra scene. Me, my Supra was the car that...
45:19
Good Charlotte
Celica is better than a Supra.
45:20
Adam
Was destroyed, by the way.
45:22
Good Charlotte
Hey, man.
45:23
Adam
After I announced it.
45:24
Good Charlotte
You still there?
45:25
Adam
I had to put him on hold.
45:27
Good Charlotte
I was going to taunt him.
45:28
Adam
You got to straighten him out with the Celicas versus the Supras?
45:31
Good Charlotte
I don't know either.
45:32
Adam
You're going to taunt him?
45:33
Good Charlotte
Yeah, I was just going to go, Celica is better than a Supra.
45:35
Adam
Yeah, I like... I like...
45:36
Drew
Because it was kind of like a Chevy thing.
45:38
Adam
I like it during the truck pulls and stuff when a Mopar man and a Chevy man get into a fist fight up in the stands.
45:44
Good Charlotte
I should tell them I have like a GTO or something that I...
45:48
Drew
How'd you ruin your Supra?
45:49
Adam
No, I ruined my Supra, which is... I decided to fix the air conditioning in my Supra. Air conditioning... I got a new compressor, a new receiver dryer, a new everything. And when you do it, you have to... Whenever you open the air conditioning system, you have to flush it out. Anyway, the point is, is it took me about a year and about $10,000 to fix, but I finally fixed it. And when I was done, I announced to my father, this car will be stolen or destroyed because I'm defying the air conditioning gods. And a few days later, it was completely destroyed in front of me. I was watching it.
46:24
Drew
The driveway.
46:25
Adam
Yeah, completely destroyed.
46:26
Caller
What happened?
46:27
Adam
I'll tell you when we come back. I'll tell you at the break. Good Charlotte here tonight. We'll take a quick break. Be right back.
46:33
Good Charlotte
Here it is. Bottom line, it sucks being single today.
46:36
Caller
Tons of lame people and no decent prospects.
46:38
Good Charlotte
Call the Dateline.
47:07
Adam
I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drumwell, talk down from the break through.
47:12
Drew
Somebody has to take over for this radio show.
47:15
Adam
Benji and Joe both here from Good Charlotte. Yeah.
47:19
Good Charlotte
Call us up.
47:19
Adam
The Young and the Hopeless, name of this CD, and yeah.
47:24
Good Charlotte
It's all right, it's all right.
47:25
Adam
Car was destroyed, that's okay. That's all right, it's nothing, nothing the court system could do about it.
47:31
Drew
Nothing to do about it.
47:32
Adam
Let me say just a couple of quick things.
47:33
Good Charlotte
The system failed you, man.
47:34
Adam
A couple of quick things. When you're in court, everyone in court is guilty. No big difference between plaintiff and a criminal. There really isn't. I mean, when I was going to court trying to sort out this guy to get him paid money back for my car, you're just as, you're the enemy too. You're the reason this guy's in here. You're a huge pain in the ass to all those court people who are sort of overworked and underpaid. And the other thing is, is let me explain how Van Nuys, and I imagine it's this way in just about every municipality, which is they have unlimited resources and technology to figure out when someone owes them money. Believe me, if you don't pay a parking ticket, they got a computer that is going to figure it out with interest. And go get you.
48:18
Good Charlotte
And suspend your license.
48:20
Adam
If someone owes you money, they have no way of figuring that out, no way of keeping track of it and no way of enforcing it. That's how it works. And to me, that just means they've become the March of Dimes. They're Jerry's kids. They're just money raisers. All they do is raise money for themselves. They're not so interested in protecting people or executing the law, unless there's money that's going into their pockets. And that's my main objection to everything that has to do with automobiles in the city of Los Angeles. These pussy, pussy parking meters maids. Yes, you're meter maids. You're not parking enforcement personnel. You're meter maids, you're pussies. And everyone goes like, oh, well, what do you want them to do? They're doing their job. Hey, don't do it. Just don't do it. Be a man. Don't take the cowardly route and drive the chavette with the right hand drive. That's the pussy.
49:10
Good Charlotte
And if you see one giving you a ticket, you can get in your car and drive away. They're not going to, like, flag you down.
49:16
Adam
Please do. And I'm just saying that everything has become some sort of fundraising. Like cops and meter maids, they're just out fundraising. That's what I... I'm looking at stopping crime. They're just stopping you and shaking you down.
49:30
Good Charlotte
And I like to take it up and throw it at them.
49:32
Adam
Oh, really? And then laugh.
49:33
Good Charlotte
Yeah. Ha ha ha ha.
49:34
Adam
Put your hands on your hips and just laugh maniacally.
49:37
Good Charlotte
Ha ha ha ha.
49:38
Adam
The greatest day of my life was driving off a tow truck. I was on a tow truck getting towed and I drove off it.
49:44
Good Charlotte
That's awesome.
49:45
Adam
The best day of my life. That's great. Best thing I've ever done, Drew. Second marriage. Third, I guess, if I have kids. But tow truck number one. Still got a picture of the tow truck in my wallet. Yeah. Oh, it was huge. All right. Where are we?
50:00
Drew
Mandy.
50:00
Adam
Mandy. Mandy, you're 19.
50:04
Caller
Yeah.
50:06
Hi, everybody.
50:07
Adam
Hey, Mandy.
50:09
Caller
So you want me to tell you my question now?
50:11
Adam
Yes.
50:12
Caller
Okay.
50:12
Drew
Interestingly, Mandy is from your Belinda, Adam.
50:14
Caller
I'm from your Belinda, but I didn't go to the carrot calendar thing or anything like that.
50:17
Drew
Yet Adam understands your community well now.
50:20
Adam
Yeah. Yeah, it's beautiful. Hour and 40 minutes door to door. What's up?
50:26
Caller
Okay. Here's my question. I'm 18 and I'm a virgin and I don't know how, like to express my affection besides making out. I don't know if there is any other way like towards my boyfriend.
50:36
Adam
Anal. Oh, well, isn't that? I'm sorry. Did I misspeak?
50:46
Drew
What is the question exactly? You're being a little vague. What do you mean?
50:48
Caller
I mean, like when I'm dating somebody, it's usually really short because I'm saving myself from marriage and I'm also like super inexperienced because of that at my age. And I don't know how to like, you know, I don't know.
51:02
Adam
What are you saving for marriage? Just the intercourse? Because I'm trying to figure out where you stop. Yeah, we could work together depending on where you stop.
51:11
Caller
I pretty much stop at making out because then I get really scared because I don't want to lead them on into thinking that they're going to.
51:17
Adam
But what if the guy thought that he would not have intercourse with you yet there would be more than making out? That might keep them around. You know, really what the guy's looking.
51:30
Good Charlotte
What do you do when you're making out? Just kiss them? That's it? Or is there more?
51:34
Caller
Like, I don't know.
51:36
Good Charlotte
What kind of advice are you looking for? You want to know what else you can do? Think about what you can do. But not having sex. What else can you do?
51:44
Caller
I guess, but like, it's not, I don't know.
51:46
Adam
What's wrong with you?
51:49
Good Charlotte
What are you looking for?
51:49
Drew
You kooky?
51:50
Adam
What's up with you?
51:51
Caller
Yeah, I'm kooky.
51:52
Adam
Were you homeschooled?
51:53
Caller
That's the way I was for 8th grade.
51:55
Drew
For 8th grade, why?
51:57
Adam
I smell a little homeschooling on you.
51:59
Caller
What?
52:00
Drew
Why 8th grade only?
52:01
Caller
I have no idea.
52:04
Drew
What was happening when you were 12 that caused you to be pulled out of school?
52:07
Caller
Well, I don't, nothing really. I mean, my family life was hell, but nothing with my...
52:12
Drew
What's wrong with your family life?
52:14
Caller
My dad's an alcoholic, and they were going through a really bad divorce right then.
52:18
Good Charlotte
Are your parents real religious?
52:19
Caller
My mom is very religious.
52:21
Adam
By the way, it's 13, Drew. It's just 12 at the beginning.
52:23
Drew
My mom is too.
52:25
Adam
So there's some weirdness going on in your family.
52:28
Caller
But okay, but here's my question. When I'm dating guys, are they going to think it's stupid that I want to save myself?
52:36
Drew
No.
52:36
Adam
No.
52:36
Drew
But they're going to think it's stupid that you freak out and freeze at the moment that you're getting even marginally physically intimate with somebody.
52:45
Caller
Yeah. Why do I do that?
52:46
Good Charlotte
Well, because I think you're afraid of doing... I think, I honestly, I think, because I come from the same kind of place where my mom is really religious, like you're afraid of maybe like doing something wrong, that's bad, that's like evil or something.
52:59
Drew
And it's also a convenient way not to get close to people.
53:01
Adam
She beat Joel with a dreidel.
53:03
Good Charlotte
Because you're 19? I honestly don't think it's bad for like a 19 year old to touch boobies or something.
53:11
Drew
Yeah.
53:16
Good Charlotte
I mean, like, I don't know what you're looking for. Do you want a list of things that you can do that isn't bad? That isn't bad?
53:23
Drew
She has, she dissociates when she starts to get close to someone, she freezes. And that's the result of the trauma of the alcoholic dad and severe breakup. You need to get through that and have a real relationship. You use this as a convenient way to end relationships. It's okay to have a relationship.
53:39
Good Charlotte
He caught me on it.
53:41
Drew
No, I know.
53:42
Adam
Drew knows.
53:43
Good Charlotte
Dude, you know what? I too, I come from sort of the same background. And I try to, I found myself trying to find ways.
53:53
Drew
I remember you talking about this a couple of years ago, you're so great.
53:56
Good Charlotte
Yeah, I find myself trying to end relationships, sabotaging them sort of in the same way.
54:00
Drew
And a convenient way is to go, well, I'm super religious and freaked out.
54:03
Good Charlotte
And yeah, well, I never did that. I was, mine was always something else. But cheating on them or something? No, not that.
54:09
Drew
No, it's usually like, oh, they had sex with me too fast.
54:12
Adam
Yeah, yeah.
54:13
Good Charlotte
Something like that.
54:14
Adam
Whatever the convenient way is, whatever your way is.
54:16
Drew
That's the guy's version of what Mandy does.
54:18
Good Charlotte
You start finding what's wrong with them when really it's the perfect girl.
54:22
Drew
You know, really what it is that the herb being close to you soils her. And anybody that anybody have sex with me is like, well, she's not worth it.
54:28
Adam
All right.
54:28
Good Charlotte
Totally.
54:29
Adam
We got another virgin here.
54:31
Good Charlotte
Can I book some time with you?
54:33
Drew
No, you guys are too weird.
54:34
Adam
Lorraine, yeah, you'd have to go to therapy after talking to you.
54:39
Caller
Oh, my gosh. I'm so sad. My cell phone's about to die. And I can't.
54:43
Good Charlotte
Should we hang up on you now?
54:44
Adam
Hurry, baby. You're 19.
54:47
Caller
No. Oh, no, I'm I'm a 19 year old virgin. And like, I'm like, I come from a Catholic background. And I feel really like ashamed, like when I'm making out with guys and stuff. And I don't know what's wrong with me. But you know what?
55:00
Good Charlotte
I'll tell you this much. God gave you the desires that you have. How about that? God created you. God created you with all the desires that you have as a man waiting to marry. Listen, and waiting till you're married is totally respectable. But when you're making out with people and stuff, you know, that's your mind. That's that's you condemning yourself. You shouldn't do that.
55:19
Drew
Did you hear that last call we had?
55:20
Caller
No, no, but I've only kissed one person my whole entire life.
55:31
Good Charlotte
I think I think I think that I don't know.
55:37
Caller
I think I'm not like ugly or anything. Everyone's like, oh, well, are you ugly? Are you fat? I'm not ugly or fat like I like I have to be so mean.
55:46
Good Charlotte
You're so. Yeah, you're being ugly. Maybe you're ugly on the inside.
55:50
Drew
After that comment, did you hear the last call we had? OK, you're the same call.
55:55
Caller
Basically, although I think maybe like my best friends, Julie and Jamie Lynn died last year. And like, I think maybe I feel bad like because they like died just kissing like one person. And I think I feel bad like if I move on, then maybe I'll be like betraying them somehow.
56:12
Good Charlotte
They put the last call on tape and then listen to it over and over.
56:17
Adam
But they weren't killed by the person who was kissing them, right?
56:20
Caller
They nearly died of cancer.
56:24
Drew
Same last name.
56:25
Caller
Sparkman.
56:27
Drew
Oh, no.
56:29
Adam
I don't know. It's a middle name or something. Listen, Lorena. You're 19. Come on. You know what you got to do? Let me tell you something you broads got to do. You quit watching those goddamn soaps and start watching the history channel and all that stuff and smarten yourself up a little bit.
56:46
Good Charlotte
That was two of the same call. We need something different.
56:50
Adam
But listen, everybody, there's books out there. There's messages out there. There's things to do. There's people to talk to. There's Oprah. Don't just sit around and listen to your stupid friends. That's what I'm saying. If you're 19, educate yourself a little bit. It's time. It's time to explore. It's time to learn.
57:07
Good Charlotte
Find somebody that you like making out with and just stick with it for a while.
57:12
Adam
Matt, she had issues. Matt?
57:15
Good Charlotte
Yeah.
57:15
Adam
You're 19.
57:16
Good Charlotte
Yeah.
57:17
Adam
What's up?
57:18
Good Charlotte
My question is, I've been in a relationship with this one girl for two years and just a bunch of long distance relationships before that. Now, I just started dating this girl. My question is, when you're dating, are you allowed to date more than one girl at the same time? And like, is that wrong? Is there a line between dating and going out with somebody?
57:43
Adam
You get to date. That's why that's the advantage of dating. You get to date more than one person.
57:48
Good Charlotte
But if you can't leave them on and make them think that you're only dating them, though, you got to be honest with them. Be straight up with everybody.
57:54
Adam
I mean, I was clear with my wife about this. We're dating. We're still dating. You know what I'm saying? We may be married, but this is dating.
58:02
Drew
Matt, most women will draw the line at you sleeping with them. You're not dating anymore then. You're going out. They expect that that's the only you're the only one that you know, she's the only one.
58:12
Adam
Yeah.
58:13
Good Charlotte
Yeah. Well, the girl that I'm dating, I'm not sleeping with. But I have I slept with my ex-girlfriend like twice when I was dating her. And I was just wondering, is that that's a technicality.
58:24
Good Charlotte
That's your deal, man. That's your deal, dude. That's like that's the best way.
58:28
Adam
Hold on a second. These calls blow ass. Blow ass.
58:31
Good Charlotte
Yeah, I think we bring some bad luck.
58:34
Adam
No, no, I don't blame. Well, actually, I blame you guys. Was I saying I wasn't blaming you guys? No, that was a lie.
58:40
Drew
Clear the board.
58:41
Adam
Yeah.
58:41
Drew
All new calls.
58:42
Good Charlotte
Remember that time, remember that one night when you got a call and it was a guy that said, I'm 24 and I'm in a band and I'm a virgin. That was me.
58:49
Drew
Really?
58:50
Good Charlotte
No, I'm just kidding.
58:51
Drew
You was in my bed.
58:52
Good Charlotte
Trying to make funny, you know, I'm really confused.
58:55
Adam
All right. I don't know what to say, Drew, other than we. I don't know. You're 19. They like kiss you.
59:05
Good Charlotte
The only thing I don't get is like people, they seem to not have common sense sometimes. Like it's your deal, dude. If you want to lie to a girl, if that's cool in your conscience, then go ahead and do it. But if you're not, I mean, I don't know, like you lie to girls. No, I'm just saying, like such an asshole. My friend died.
59:22
Adam
No, she got was the second base. The second base. Can you imagine? It's like, yeah, right. So what? You what? You you screwed once and then you die. You think you're happy while you're dying. Oh, this is great. At least I got banged once before I went to the grave. Is that what you think what people think?
59:40
Good Charlotte
No, people put sex at the top of their priorities in life.
59:44
Adam
Yes. And it's it's wrong. Masturbation is the top. Then sex.
59:49
Good Charlotte
I agree.
59:50
Adam
And driving off a tow truck, then marriage and children. That's that's how it should go.
59:54
Drew
Let's hear a song.
59:55
Adam
Let's hear a song from Good Charlotte. Chris is scrambling now. That's a bad sign.
1:00:01
Drew
No, no, no. Yeah, no. Don't do that. That call.
1:00:04
Adam
Really?
1:00:05
Drew
You want another one like 14.
1:00:06
Adam
What is it?
1:00:07
Drew
Never kissed a guy. You want to go down that path?
1:00:09
Adam
I have she's released. She's 14. I'm going to take a chance. Stephanie.
1:00:14
Good Charlotte
Yeah.
1:00:15
Adam
You're 14. You've never kissed a guy.
1:00:18
Good Charlotte
I've been a teenager for two years now.
1:00:21
Good Charlotte
Yes, I have. And I want to say hi to Benji and Joel.
1:00:23
Caller
I can't wait to go to you guys' show on Wednesday. All right.
1:00:25
Adam
Cool. Are your parents very strict?
1:00:28
Good Charlotte
Well, kind of.
1:00:29
Caller
My dad says no dating till I'm married.
1:00:31
Drew
I love your dad, by the way. I love the temerity. I love that.
1:00:37
Adam
And what's your mom say?
1:00:38
Drew
Does he follow your footsteps, Adam? You're dating your wife.
1:00:41
Adam
That's right. Trying to keep it fresh. Trying to nail her friends. What's that? 16.
1:00:49
Drew
What's your mom?
1:00:49
Adam
All right. And what meanwhile, you your friends are making out and all that kind of stuff, right?
1:00:56
Good Charlotte
At parties like in people's basements?
1:00:58
Yeah, like just all over at school and everything.
1:01:01
Adam
Did your school have a Sadie Hawkins dance?
1:01:06
Yeah, they do.
1:01:06
Good Charlotte
What is that in California? They all have Sadie's Hawkins. We never had that.
1:01:10
That's the guy.
1:01:11
Good Charlotte
Yeah, I never had that in East Coast.
1:01:12
Adam
Sadie Hawkins was a whore that was burned at a stake for spreading syphilis throughout the town. But they named a dance after her.
1:01:24
Good Charlotte
And they dressed the same, the girl and the guy. So you've never kissed a guy and you're kind of sad about it? Guess how old I was when I kissed a guy? Guess how old I was when I kissed a girl for the first time. I mean, really made out with a girl. Nope.
1:01:40
Caller
I don't know.
1:01:42
Good Charlotte
I could drive first.
1:01:43
Caller
How about that?
1:01:45
Good Charlotte
16.
1:01:46
Caller
Really?
1:01:47
Good Charlotte
I was too shy.
1:01:48
Adam
Yeah.
1:01:49
Good Charlotte
You know what? But then I went on a tear.
1:01:53
Adam
That's right. A masturbatorial tear.
1:01:58
Drew
Continues until the present time.
1:02:01
Adam
Doing it now, everybody. Hey, Stephanie. Here's the thing. It is tough when your parents have a different agenda than you do. I can't tell you that it's better they have this agenda than the your mom's new boyfriend wants to molest you agenda. Or the drugs are more important. They're trying to protect you. And it's not a good. I mean, here's the whole thing about protection. It's never a good time. It means put the seatbelt on, put the helmet on, slow down, turn, you know, put the reflectors on. It's all, it's never fun. The good news is, is you make it through your childhood. I mean, if you really just sort of think about child, child seats and helmets and elbow pads and stuff, none of it's any fun. It's just better protection when you look back on it if you can. And I think this is the same and it doesn't feels like the helmet in the child's seat. What are you going to do? And then there's a point, though, you don't put a helmet on when you get in your car.
1:03:02
Drew
Right. You don't not get in a car.
1:03:03
Good Charlotte
Is she dating any guys right now? Is she liking you guys?
1:03:06
Adam
Let's see. You like anybody, Stephanie?
1:03:08
Caller
I have a boyfriend, but he wants to kiss me, but like I'm kind of scared.
1:03:14
Adam
How old is he?
1:03:16
Drew
Twenty-seven.
1:03:19
Good Charlotte
It's my mom's friend at work.
1:03:21
Adam
How old is the guy?
1:03:24
Drew
Sixteen.
1:03:26
Adam
Sixteen. And he ain't doing any kissing either.
1:03:29
Good Charlotte
I say, you know, you must be going out with a smaller version of me.
1:03:32
Adam
Wow.
1:03:34
Drew
Smaller?
1:03:40
Good Charlotte
You said you weren't going to tell anyone about that. How long have you been dating him? I say a couple of months. Give him a kiss. Make him happy.
1:03:48
Adam
All right. He's sixteen.
1:03:50
Good Charlotte
Hey, kids, I bet you didn't know this, but before Loveline starts, Dr. Drew gives us free physicals.
1:04:03
Adam
Michael Jackson style physical.
1:04:05
Drew
Let's hear a song.
1:04:06
Adam
Let's hear a song. How are you doing over there, Chris? You queued up?
1:04:10
Drew
I want to look up Sadie Hawkins on the web.
1:04:13
Adam
You know who I want? You know who asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance?
1:04:16
Drew
It's Christie Canyon.
1:04:17
Adam
Christie Canyon's sister. Katie Canyon? Her name is Carla. But her last name is Canyon. Well, it's Canyon Berg. When you get in a showbiz, it's good to cut the true thing off. Christie Canyonberg. I know a real name, but it is funny that her sister's real name is Carla. I was goofy. It was cool. Someone asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance. Now, you don't dress alike, do you?
1:04:47
Drew
I'm going to look it up.
1:04:48
Adam
Look up Sadie Hawkins. Good Charlotte, we're going to hear something off the CD, the Young and the Hopeless. I don't know what song we're hearing, but please enjoy it.
1:05:27
Drew
People around me always trying.
1:08:22
Adam
Get us out of that mire.
1:08:23
Good Charlotte
All those young kids, man.
1:08:25
Drew
Screeners love time.
1:08:26
Adam
That's all right, that's all right. Let me tell you something about this show. We just went through the middle rounds of a championship fight, in which we took a couple rounds off, we got up against the ropes, we got worked over a little. Do you know what I'm saying?
1:08:40
Drew
Yeah, yeah.
1:08:40
Adam
But now, like any great champion, we rise in the championship rounds. We're on our toes, we're moving now.
1:08:46
Drew
Now we got Evan, who's dating a stripper, coming up.
1:08:50
Adam
We're flicking the jab out there, and it's stinging now. We've cut our opponent now. We're working it. The eye's swollen a little. Can't see too good out of it. We're gonna get down, we're gonna start working some commas. These are the championship rounds, and these are, this is where you can, you separate the wheat from the chaff. Yes, Drew?
1:09:06
Drew
The last two rounds, yes, here we are.
1:09:08
Adam
This is where we show up.
1:09:09
Good Charlotte
Yes.
1:09:09
Adam
You understand?
1:09:10
Good Charlotte
Yes.
1:09:10
Adam
All right, now let's go to the bathroom. Yeah. Yeah. When we come back, we're going to talk to Evan, his date and a stripper. And that's always a good call. Business man's lunch. Shanna's stage five, Sanjay.
1:09:34
Good Charlotte
Available for grindage.
1:09:37
Adam
Mini bottles of champagne, only $26.99. Blah blah. You know, there's nothing worse than buying a stripper a drink and she doesn't drink it. I bought a stripper, I don't know why it was a not. Ginger Ale once was like, what, you know, 875 or something, it scores. She took a half a sip out of it and pushed away. And I was like, hey, that's nine bucks worth of Canada drive. Maybe like somehow the idea that it was Ginger Ale made it, makes it worse, even cheaper. I don't know what it was, but strippers, just listen. If you want the drink, get the drink, but you got to finish the drink, especially when it's 10 dollars from the soda fountain. You know what I'm saying?
1:10:15
Drew
That's 10 bucks she could have made.
1:10:16
Adam
That's right. I think they kind of all in on the encouragement. You know, when they get those little mini bottles of champagne, I guess there's got to be something in it for them, a little kickback, Drew. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back with Good Charlotte.
1:10:33
Caller
Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline is brought to you by Trojan, America's most trusted condom for over 80 years.
1:10:52
Adam
Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. Benji and Joel here tonight from Good Charlotte.
1:10:57
Good Charlotte
That's right. That's right.
1:10:58
Adam
The young and hopeless name of the CD. Drew, tell everyone about Sadie Hawkins Day.
1:11:03
Drew
Sadie Hawkins was originated in 1937 as a debut on the Little Abner's comic strip, Al Cap's Little Abners. And Sadie was a prominent resident of Dogpatch. Her dad was worried that Sadie would be living the rest of his life under her, so under his rough sweet accreted, the first annual Sadie Hawkins Day. A foot race in which the unmarried gals pursued the town's bachelors with matrimony to the consequence.
1:11:27
Good Charlotte
West Coast?
1:11:28
Drew
What?
1:11:28
Adam
No, that's probably not. That's all over.
1:11:31
Drew
Little Abner?
1:11:32
Adam
Yeah, that's everywhere, yeah. Yeah, the point is, it turned into a dance, and it was even in junior high.
1:11:39
Drew
Sadie Hawkins was the homeliest gal on the hills who grew tired of waiting for fellows to come a-courting.
1:11:44
Adam
Yeah, so it's a chance for the ugly chicks to get some. It's basically what it is. And it's a little rough on the guys, because as a guy, you women are used to turning guys down, and as guys, we're used to being turned down, and it's no big deal. Once in a while, you have to turn down a woman, and it's weird. It's weird for them, but it's as weird for you. I mean, it's hard to deal with it. Yeah, you know.
1:12:09
Good Charlotte
Especially when you know a girl worked up a lot of courage to come and put it on you.
1:12:15
Adam
I know, and it's just, now, A, if you're going with someone else, it's a disaster. B, you end up talking too much, and it just becomes obvious.
1:12:23
Good Charlotte
I stutter.
1:12:24
Adam
You stutter, you fake injuries, you make up stuff. I mean, probably three times in my life, I've actually tried to get out of something with a chick, and it's always a disaster, and it's humiliating.
1:12:34
Good Charlotte
You can never just go straight up. You know what? I'm not feeling it. I don't like you. You have to go, it's not you. I just feel like I'm going through, like, and you just make up all these things. It becomes this long lie.
1:12:44
Adam
Right. Meanwhile, if her friend who you are into would have asked you to be all over it in a second. Evan?
1:12:52
Caller
Hello?
1:12:52
Adam
You're 19?
1:12:53
Caller
Yes.
1:12:54
Adam
Yeah. Oh, so here's the message. This is for everyone, men and women. When someone doesn't want to go out with you and they say, you know, right now, I just need some space or I'm working real hard and I'm going to school. Just here's the deal. Here's what you need to know. They don't want to go with you. But here's the other thing you need to know. That doesn't mean there's something wrong with you. It means they don't want to go with you. It doesn't mean that there's others that don't or who wouldn't feel a different way about you.
1:13:19
Good Charlotte
It's pretty mature of you.
1:13:20
Good Charlotte
Yeah.
1:13:20
Adam
Thank you. Evan.
1:13:23
Good Charlotte
Yeah.
1:13:24
Adam
You're dating a stripper.
1:13:26
Caller
Yeah.
1:13:27
Good Charlotte
Take it off.
1:13:28
Adam
Is it totally nude?
1:13:31
Good Charlotte
Do you ever hear that in the background?
1:13:33
Adam
Do they do that at strip joints?
1:13:35
Caller
I haven't seen it yet.
1:13:39
Adam
Is she-
1:13:39
Good Charlotte
Have you seen her naked?
1:13:48
Adam
Is it is it topless or bottomless?
1:13:51
Good Charlotte
It's just topless. It's 21 and a half, so I can't get in.
1:13:57
Adam
How old is she?
1:13:58
Good Charlotte
Can't surprise her at work.
1:14:00
Good Charlotte
22.
1:14:01
Adam
She's 22. What's she dating you for?
1:14:03
Caller
I don't know, man.
1:14:05
Adam
Where did you meet her?
1:14:07
Caller
I met her at a party, actually.
1:14:09
Adam
And how long have you guys been dating?
1:14:14
Good Charlotte
What's the problem?
1:14:16
Adam
You think she's cheating?
1:14:18
Good Charlotte
I'm kind of a jealous guy.
1:14:19
Good Charlotte
You found hand prints on her boobies?
1:14:22
Caller
I don't know what goes on there.
1:14:25
Adam
I'll tell you what goes on. There's one fat guy who wears a leather fanny pack and has a ponytail.
1:14:38
Good Charlotte
What's her name?
1:14:40
Adam
Evan. What's her stripper name?
1:14:44
Caller
She dances under Cindy.
1:14:45
Good Charlotte
Cindy.
1:14:45
Adam
OK, music.
1:14:46
Good Charlotte
Music, please.
1:14:59
Adam
Go to the VIP room. 30 dollar mini bottles of domestic champagne.
1:15:13
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
1:15:14
Good Charlotte
All right.
1:15:15
Adam
See, Drew, that's what you're missing, buddy.
1:15:16
Good Charlotte
You've been dating her a month and she's a stripper. And you're jealous? Yeah, yeah. Well, a lot of guys are looking at your girlfriend naked, so that tends to make guys jealous.
1:15:25
Adam
That's it. Yeah, but look, here's the deal. Here's what Evan doesn't know. Drew's inviting his tongue, I know, but Evan is 19, his girlfriend is 22. She's a stripper. That means there's something going on with her. Now, it's just a topless place, which doesn't mean they've been traumatized as much as the old nude places or the bachelor party chicks or the porn chicks. But the point is, she's got issues. He's jealous. He's too young to even get in the club. He's in way over his head. She will drive you insane, Evan.
1:15:56
Good Charlotte
And cheat on you.
1:15:57
Adam
Go ahead, have your kicks. Don't get her pregnant. And don't start looking at her as a long term material. Yeah.
1:16:05
Good Charlotte
Well, I say learn from this one, Evan. Date her and learn from it.
1:16:08
Good Charlotte
Like really, what really concerns me is her asshole is the size of a...
1:16:14
Adam
Evan. Bogus call. I don't like, I don't like bogus. I don't like boring bogus, you know, just like, hey. Another delightful night with Benji and Joel from Good Charlotte. We are our favorite kids.
1:33:20
Good Charlotte
We can go through many emotions on this show, guys.
1:33:23
Adam
It's tough. And I know now that it's all, I always learn about myself when I come here.
1:33:26
Good Charlotte
In my head, you guys can't see it, but I'm thinking about what's going on in here.
1:33:31
Drew
You know, we can hear your thoughts.
1:33:33
Adam
Yeah. Hey, tomorrow night, boobies. Blink 182. Remember when they were just kids? Yeah. Fresh face kids.
1:33:40
Drew
Just like Good Charlotte.
1:33:41
Adam
Yeah. They're going to be in here tomorrow night. And then Ron Livingston is going to be in here from the cooler.
1:33:47
Good Charlotte
I'm going to be back the 30th.
1:33:49
Drew
And then Benji will be back every night next to following week.
1:33:51
Good Charlotte
Well, you know, when we set my name on the calendar for the 30th.
1:33:55
Adam
Fine. We'll take a good shot.
1:33:57
Good Charlotte
And when we make our record out here for like three months, I will be on every night.
1:34:04
Adam
So until next time, the young and the hopeless, by the way, CD, Long Beach form or Long Beach Arena on Friday. So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.
1:34:14
Good Charlotte
I don't like porn.
1:34:24
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1:35:18
Drew
Bye Get it on.