Episode 1000580935209

1:07 Voiceover The phone number here is 1-800-LOVE-191. Mr. Corolla has had car trouble, and he will be here shortly. We are delighted to welcome Pink to the studio tonight. Round of applause here. And because we had such an important guest, and I'm such a crappy interviewer, we invited Stryker to come over you.

1:25 Pink You think I'm good? I'm crappier.

1:28 Drew You are a great interviewer, a particular musical guest that you're interested in. And we did a little interview with us, Pink, before we got to Loveline. And those of you that are in other parts of the country, this was on K-Rock in Los Angeles. And you can just expose the rest of the country to your interview.

1:42 Pink Expose, oh my God. So Corolla's running late, car trouble, he has 90 cars and they're breaking down.

1:47 Drew The scary part about Corolla is he gets a little car probably there's a little like this something hanging off the front of the car and you've got to go back and get another one.

1:54 Pink Oh my God. All right, so Pink is here. What's up Pink?

1:59 Pink Hi.

1:59 Pink See, it's going to be weird because I just talked to you 96 seconds ago here on the radio, but I was telling you and on the radio here, and everyone can hear this, I'm so excited because you worked with one of my favorite people in music as a music person, Tim Armstrong from Rancid. How was that? How'd you get hooked up with Tim Armstrong?

2:16 Pink I had to pick my friend up from a video shoot, from the Transplants video shoot, and I just was on my way to a club, really. Just fate, I really believe in fate, and he ran up to me and he's like, I wanna work with you. I'm like, okay. And then I just went out, they were on the tour with the Foo Fighters, and I just went out and sat on the bus and wrote songs with them, and I love them.

2:37 Pink With who, the Rancid kids?

2:38 Pink Yes, and Transplants, all of them, the whole crew. I just love them.

2:42 Pink And of course, we saw you play a rock show out here at the K-Rock Winnie Roast. You went on stage and played or sang with the Transplants. And how was that in front of a rock crowd? Because you seem, I wish you could be on rock stations because you have the attitude and the vibe. Well, Pink's music appeals is very broad.

3:05 Drew The last CD sold 12 million copies.

3:08 Pink With not one song on a rock station, which is, I mean, it's awesome.

3:12 Drew That's crazy.

3:13 Pink Yeah, I mean, you know.

3:14 Drew Travis plays with her?

3:16 Pink Yeah, on the new record, Travis from Blink. So who are some of your favorite bands?

3:20 Drew New record's called Try This, right?

3:22 Pink Yes, it is.

3:23 Drew Yeah. And we're gonna hear from that tonight.

3:25 Pink I think so.

3:27 Pink We're definitely gonna play that.

3:29 Pink Who are some of my favorite bands? Well, I love Indestructible, that's his new album. Jack Johnson is just amazing to me.

3:35 Pink Yeah, and a handsome man too.

3:37 Pink I've never really seen him.

3:38 Pink Really?

3:39 Pink But probably.

3:39 Pink I'll show you a picture.

3:40 Pink He sounds handsome. You're good. Who else do I love? Most of the people that I listen to and love aren't here anymore. Not alive? Yes.

3:49 Drew Who would that be?

3:49 Pink Janis Joplin, John Lennon, Donny Hathaway, just, you know.

3:58 Drew And you were telling me about your family's sort of employee history, it's very interesting.

4:03 Pink Well, I was telling you because I'm so impressed by you.

4:06 Drew Can you share a little?

4:06 Pink I listen to this show every once in a while.

4:08 Drew Just every once in a while.

4:09 Pink Drew, you're a great doctor, but you suck.

4:14 Pink No, I listen to you when I'm on my way home to Venice Beach.

4:17 And your mom is a?

4:18 Pink My mom is a doctor in Temple Hospital.

4:21 Drew Works in cardiotransplant, cardiomyopathy, which is like, so intense.

4:25 Pink Serious, and I'm a hypochondriac, so I think I have everything that she tells me about.

4:28 Drew That's just part of coming from a medical family. And then your stepmom?

4:31 Pink My stepmom is an army nurse. Vietnam vet. And your dad's a Vietnam vet. But, yeah. Wow.

4:40 Drew Yeah. Does your family have any feelings about the current sort of world situation?

4:43 Pink My brother's in the Air Force.

4:45 Drew And so they're supportive?

4:47 Pink We don't agree. They're very supportive. I support the troops and the soldiers. I don't support the government.

4:52 Drew But how about your parents? I mean, your dad, particularly.

4:55 Pink Yeah, my dad thinks everybody's nuts.

5:00 Pink Everybody is nuts, by the way. Yeah. And if you're just tuning on to Loveline, Adam's gonna be here in a minute. Pink is here.

5:05 Drew You'll soon find out how crazy people are when we start taking calls.

5:08 Pink Pink, do you know, oh, go ahead, Drew.

5:09 Drew I was just thinking, would you want to maybe take a song?

5:10 Pink Take a song, play a song?

5:11 Drew I'm gonna listen to one of her songs, yeah.

5:13 Pink Yeah, in one second, I wanna bring something up. I don't know if you know this, but I used to do this ridiculous show on MTV and I met one of your school teachers who came on the show.

5:20 Pink My chorus teacher.

5:21 Pink Yes, your chorus teacher. This was like two or three years ago. You came off good, as did he.

5:26 Pink Yeah?

5:26 Pink Yeah, I don't remember what it was about. It was called.

5:29 Pink I never saw it.

5:29 Pink Thank you for watching. Apparently you watch that as much as you listen to Loveline as you drive home to Venice Beach. Thanks, Pink.

5:36 Adam Pink's here.

5:37 Pink Ace Rockolla, get your ass in here, you bastard. Look, with all my other boyfriends, I've only given them hand jobs. Thanks, Anderson.

5:45 Adam Son of a bitch, that was me.

5:47 Drew Did you?

5:47 Pink Yes, from a long time ago, he still has it in here. Should we listen to a Pink song?

5:51 Drew Yeah.

5:51 Pink Are you all queued up wherever we're supposed to listen to it? Okay. All right, this is Pink. Her new album is out. Tim Armstrong worked a lot with it. Travis drums on it. The first song. This is an awesome video, by the way.

6:02 Pink Thank you.

6:02 Pink The whole Western thing. Yeah, the guy you got in there. Who was the guy? Just some random model hunk.

6:07 Pink The sheriff.

6:08 Pink The cowboy guy you kinda.

6:10 Pink That's Jeremy Renner. He was in that movie, Swat.

6:12 Pink Oh, okay. Oh, Swat, yeah.

6:14 Adam All right.

6:15 Pink Well, Pink and I drink these sodas. We're gonna listen to Trouble Pink. It's Loveline Corolla. We'll be here in a minute. I promise you. Check it out, everybody. That is Trouble from Pink here on Loveline. Pink is here, I'm Stryker, Corolla. I can't hear myself. Can you hear me, Drew? Oh, you can, okay.

9:41 Pink I hear you.

9:41 Pink Oh, you hear me?

9:42 Drew You may have unplugged or something.

9:44 Pink Damn, headphones. Pink CD is out. And wait.

9:47 Pink My first song on K-Rap.

9:50 Drew Not just K-Rap. You know what I mean?

9:51 Pink This is on all over the place right now.

9:52 Drew This goes all over the country.

9:53 Pink Hundreds of rock stations, or teens, no 50s, 60s?

9:57 Drew Nearly 100.

9:57 Pink Nearly 100, really? Let me drink this, hold on. This is a tasty grown-up. I mean, 7-Up. Yeah. So when, how, who, when did you write that song? Tim helped you with that one, right?

10:11 Pink Yeah, I wrote that on the bus, actually driving down the street.

10:14 Pink His bus?

10:15 Pink His bus. If you solo the vocals, all you hear is the bus engine. It's just ridiculously fun.

10:22 Pink Nice.

10:23 Pink Yeah.

10:23 Pink And this is your third album, right?

10:25 Pink Yes.

10:25 Pink That just came out? And you're pretty young, so you got signed to a record deal when you were how old?

10:30 Pink 16.

10:30 Pink Wow. How did they find you?

10:33 Pink I was seeing a club in Philly and this girl asked me to be in a group. I said, okay, I got kicked out a month later. I got into another group. I got a record deal a month later, dropped out of school and moved to Atlanta.

10:44 Oh my God.

10:45 Pink With these two girls.

10:46 How long ago was that?

10:47 Pink 96.

10:48 Pink Did you get your GED?

10:49 Pink I was bribed to get my GED. Yes, I got my GED. Yeah, mom bribed me.

10:54 Pink I think it was a wise choice to leave school early.

10:56 Drew She gave you a car?

10:58 Pink No, she gave me like a couple hundred dollars.

11:00 Pink Two hundred dollars. And the last record sold 12 million, mom. I'll give you a couple hundred dollars now. Drew, before Adam gets here, do you want to take a call? I mean, or do you want to, okay.

11:11 Drew Let's go. These are pink questions too. Janet is 17. Janet, what's up?

11:16 Caller I have a question for Pink.

11:17 Drew Go right ahead.

11:18 Caller Okay, my question is, what did you get made fun of the most at school?

11:24 Pink Oh, my God.

11:25 Drew Like in high school?

11:27 Caller Yeah.

11:27 Drew Was high school the worst or junior high school?

11:29 Pink Elementary school was the worst for me. Really?

11:31 Caller Yeah.

11:31 Drew What did they do?

11:34 Pink My mom, I always wore pants. Like I was kind of a tomboy and my mom would dress me up in ridiculous clothes and people would trip me off the bus. But my dad taught me how to defend myself at a very young age. So I was very equipped. I didn't really get made fun of for a lot.

11:49 Your dad, like a green beret, I mean, guerrilla warfare.

11:53 Drew Had you carry a shiv with you at the fourth grade?

11:55 Pink He had a grenade launcher in his garage. My family's nuts.

11:59 Pink The more famous you get, the worst and weirder clothes you can wear. And if you weren't famous, imagine how you would get made fun of.

12:06 Pink Yeah, I did. I got it. Definitely for how I dressed, for sure.

12:09 Pink Right. Speaking of dressing, I don't know how that's a segue, but you're going to be on SNL, right? Saturday Night Live. Have you been on before?

12:15 Pink Once.

12:16 Pink And how'd that go? And now are you looking forward to it again?

12:18 Pink I played a skit. I was a prostitute.

12:20 Pink Wonderful.

12:21 Pink From Long Island. It was so fun.

12:25 Hi, I have two questions for Pink.

12:28 Pink Hi.

12:28 Hi, Pink. I really, really love you and your music.

12:31 Pink Thank you.

12:32 I just want to say that. And my first question is, do you ever go to the Tell Pink or the exclusive Pink threads on your website?

12:43 Pink No, I totally do. I don't really get threads. I haven't, I'm very computer illiterate, but I go through as much as I think you can go through. Like I hear a lot of stuff. I look at the, yeah, I get, I mean, I sound really ignorant right now, but I do always go on my website and look at what people are putting in.

13:03 Pink Do you look at other websites where people may say not so nice things? Cause Drew goes wacky with his book out. He wants to read every negative thing and doesn't care about every positive thing.

13:11 Pink Me too, I'm the same way.

13:12 Pink Do you get upset or are you just curious to hear?

13:14 Pink On Carrie, my boyfriend is freestyle motocross and or used to actually and he had...

13:20 Pink Used to what, motocross or used to boyfriend?

13:23 Drew Used to motocross.

13:25 Pink No, hold on.

13:26 Pink His website, people used to go on his website all the time and say, you know, are you with her, blah, blah, blah. They talk about me the whole time. And I'd love it if I'd be on there every night like, look what that girl said about me. These two girls went over, three some with you.

13:44 Pink All right, where are we going, Drew?

13:46 I have one more question.

13:48 Drew You cut them off? We're going to Bree. Bree's 19. Here comes Adam.

13:53 Adam Yeah, Corolla's here.

13:56 Pink Goodbye, everybody. Thank you for dealing with me. I'm Stryker. I'll see you later.

13:59 Bye.

14:01 Pink Thank you, Anderson. Here you go.

14:02 Thanks, Stryker.

14:03 All right, you guys.

14:04 Drew Thank you.

14:05 Nice work. He's a professional.

14:11 Drew I cheated, right? I brought a pro in here.

14:12 Adam Yeah. Sorry I'm late. Drew, you're going to love why I'm late.

14:19 Drew You pulled the front off the car, though. The spoiler.

14:22 Adam Yeah. No. Yeah. Here's what goes on. Here's what goes on.

14:26 Drew Well, I knew that somehow. I just knew that's what happened to you.

14:29 Adam You know, they got the parking blocks.

14:30 Drew I kept saying something was hanging off the front of your car.

14:33 Adam Yes, they got the cement parking blocks, you know, and they put those parking blocks down. There's a hole in each end, and they drive that rebar that's steeled down to hold it down. But sometimes they don't drive it home.

14:44 Drew All the time.

14:45 Adam They leave it up, and it's only up about five-eighths of an inch, maybe half an inch. And if the front end of your car, if you have a sports car, goes over it, it goes over, because it's sort of like an arrow will go in, but when you start pulling it out.

15:00 Drew It's pulling stuff with it.

15:01 Adam That's now, and it gets caught, and it pulls, and then the whole bottom flat part goes down. So anyway, you're driving on the freeway, and you're smelling plastic burning, and it's making the noise. I had to go upstairs. My guy ready to drive back up to my house. I got some lineman dykes, and I just hacked the thing away, and just hacked off the whole front end, and jumped back in. But Stryker did a marvelous job. Pink, I apologize again for being late. But the hard part of my job is over. Stryker did a wonderful interview.

15:32 Drew Yeah, I would just take calls.

15:33 Pink Yeah.

15:34 You should be late more often.

15:35 Drew I'll drag his ass over here regularly.

15:37 Adam I saw a whole thing on Pink on MTV. I don't remember what it was. But he had a whole thing. All the stuff Stryker talked about. We covered it all. You were wonderful. Drew, you held your own. It sure was great. I tuned in and out, but most of it was good. Drew, what do you got?

15:56 Drew We're talking to six.

15:57 Adam Oh, six. Are they on?

15:58 Drew No.

16:00 Adam Hey, Bree?

16:02 Yeah?

16:03 Adam You're 19. What's up?

16:05 Caller I was wondering if... Well, first of all, I just want to tell Pink just how awesome you are. Seriously, I'm sure you hear this all the time, but seriously, you just are.

16:12 Pink Thank you.

16:13 Adam Oh, yeah. You know, I saw her at the AMAs a couple of days back, and everybody was blown away, by the way. Very impressed.

16:20 Pink Thanks.

16:21 Adam They just did the acoustic thing, and I think people knew you had the attitude and the songwriting and the style and the whole thing like that, but I think you let a lot of people know you had a voice on... Not that you didn't have a voice, but she just had a...

16:35 Drew It's okay, she was giving us backhanded compliments.

16:36 Adam She sat up there... She sat up there acoustically and really bailed it out, just belted a song out. All right, go ahead, Brian.

16:44 Drew You are sounding a little bit like one of our callers though, Adam. Yeah, you really impressed everybody. You showed them you could sing.

16:51 Adam No, I mean, I don't think Britney Spears can sing, and I do think a lot of people... A lot of people don't know if people can really sing or not because there's a lot of dubbing and mixing and all that kind of stuff, and there's a bunch of smoke pods going off and all this choreography and all this kind of stuff, and she just went up there sort of stripped down bare bones with just an acoustic guitar and sounded great. Your turn, Brie.

17:21 Caller Well, also, my whole family just knows how much I love you and your albums and everything, and then I was talking to my sister about you, and she was like, yeah, whatever, you know, and then she actually got to meet you, and I was like, okay. Because do you remember my sister, Felicia?

17:38 Pink Where did I meet her?

17:39 Caller Whatever. I think it's Kirk's wife.

17:44 Pink I met her at the AMAs.

17:48 Adam It's not even you, Brie. It's your sister. Oh, listen, who cares? I get lost.

17:53 Drew I thought you had a question. All right.

17:54 Adam Well, when you have a question, though, why do you dig deep into the minutia? You know, my sister, she's Kurt, Kurt's girlfriend. You met her at. What do you think? Pink has a wristband with all the names of all this sort of little people she meets every day. She's a big star. She doesn't need this. We'll ask. We'll ask Brie. Brie. Do you have a question?

18:20 Caller I was wondering if being promiscuous is hereditary.

18:26 Drew What makes you ask that?

18:28 Caller Well, my mom's not exactly the best role model and sometimes I notice myself acting like her and it makes me just hate myself.

18:36 Drew Well acting like mom is not necessarily a hereditary issue. In other words, although you have some of her genetic endowment, that does not create the destiny of your behavior. While having a mom that you have a lot of ambivalent feelings about, you're trying to attach to, behavior you may model, that is fertile ground for creating behavior like your mom.

18:58 Adam But what about libido? I mean, we never really talk about that.

19:01 Drew It's a good question. I don't know that there's any science on that. How would you measure it? It's sort of like hobo power. It's another thing. We need measurement of libido.

19:08 Adam Well, I mean, how do you measure, don't say right a third time, please. How do you measure if someone's horny as opposed to someone who's sort of abused and acting out?

19:20 Drew That's what I'm saying.

19:21 Adam Well, if there's no abuse and yet they're getting laid all the time, then I'll say that's horny.

19:26 Drew But believe me, the people who are acting out are horny, too. And so how do you quantify that? And then how would you then say, well, is that sort of a genetic endowment or is that something to learn?

19:34 Adam I don't know, but I'd like to look into it.

19:36 Drew Can't you come up with some similar, by the way, my daughter, I had to explain hobo power to her tonight.

19:41 Adam Well, now you have to explain it to Pink.

19:43 Drew She wanted to be sure I brought it up with you tonight to let her know that she emitted 49 hobo power.

19:48 Adam Hobo power is a unit of stink because there's no way to measure stink.

19:54 Drew Pink looks truly intrigued by this.

19:56 Adam Well, what I'm saying is.

19:57 Drew This is units of temperature and energy, joules and kilowatts.

20:02 Adam Yeah. Heat, BTUs and stuff like that. But there's no unit of stink. Like people go, oh, man, that was that was wrong. You know, it was foul or what died, you know. But they don't. But there's no number they can put to it.

20:16 Drew You see what I'm saying? No unit of quantification.

20:18 Adam Hobo power. Is that like.

20:20 Drew Is that how bad you stay? Just like there's a horsepower for any units of energy.

20:23 Adam Right.

20:24 Drew Power is hobo power.

20:25 Adam Well, like like a really like 50 hobo power, you vomit.

20:29 Drew Yeah.

20:30 Adam If someone did something or was something that smelled something was 50 hobo power, you would vomit. So you know where you're at. So there's a difference between a seven hobo power fart and a 21 hobo power fart.

20:42 Pink So you said your daughter's 49 hobo power?

20:44 Drew She managed to create. I nearly threw up.

20:46 Adam She blasted some gas. Most women don't have that kind of punch.

20:50 Drew And I had to explain to her that at 100 hobo power, the universe would come to an end.

20:54 Adam Yeah.

20:54 Drew It's just a theoretical.

20:55 Adam No one has ever been to 100 hobo power.

20:57 Drew It's never been reached.

20:59 Adam Hey, Brie. Are you so were you abused or was there chaos in your family? Your dad abandon you, all that good stuff?

21:10 Caller It was like my first memory, but I don't know.

21:13 Drew Yeah, but have you had a relationship with your dad since?

21:16 Caller Yeah. Like I used to live with him and everything, but now I live with my friend.

21:20 Drew With your friend. Why did you move out from your dad?

21:23 Caller Because my stepmom is a B-word. All right.

21:27 Adam Yeah, she's a bitch. All right.

21:32 Drew So you've had some acting out, you have crazy feelings about your mom, you've had some abuse and some abandonment. It's sort of, you know, that creates some searching. You know, you haven't had a good relationship with your dad. You may be sort of looking things that things that were highly traumatizing and abandoning in childhood become a source of attraction in adulthood.

21:48 Adam Plus, I don't know, maybe Pink can answer this question, but some people sort of get away with what they can get away with. I mean, oftentimes big guys that are strong guys, they get their way oftentimes just through sort of physical intimidation. They don't necessarily walk around threatening everybody, but they sort of subtly get their way because people are scared to stand up to them. Sometimes 19-year-old women, especially attractive 19-year-old women, they're in demand, physically. I mean, they can have a lot of partners. They can have a lot of fun because they can, because they're in demand.

22:25 Drew Yeah, but strangely enough, when they do that, though, they have a funny feeling that something's not right.

22:29 Pink I think any time any woman is promiscuous is because of a lack of self-esteem.

22:35 Adam Aren't some women just horny?

22:36 Pink I think it's just an excuse to blame it on your mother.

22:39 Drew No.

22:39 Adam You can't...

22:40 Drew Some are not.

22:41 Adam Yeah, but some...

22:42 Pink Some aren't just horny. Some are looking for the love that their father never gave them.

22:45 Adam Well, I mean, that's 80% of them, but then there's the 20% who just like a good rom.

22:50 Pink They just like to get it.

22:52 Adam Yeah.

22:52 Drew I'm not sure it's 20%.

22:54 Adam 50%? No, I'm not like 5%. No, Drew, you're not giving women enough credit as being just sort of being able to be sexual and be young.

23:05 Drew 20%, 50% will go through some episodes. Yes, that's just happened, but that's not a way of life.

23:12 Adam No, it's not a way of life, but she's 19 years old. Somewhere between 17 and 25, a lot of women will sow their oats just like guys will.

23:20 Drew That's true.

23:21 Adam All right. Pink?

23:22 Pink Yes.

23:23 Adam You all right?

23:23 Pink I'm good.

23:25 Adam We're squeezing one more quick call, yeah? Yes. I feel like I haven't been here. You haven't. Marissa? Oh, yeah. I was wondering why this first break went so fast. Marissa, you're 23.

23:37 Caller Yes.

23:38 Adam You want to tell your boyfriend that his dad tried to hit on you?

23:44 Caller Yeah. Yeah? He actually approached me and offered me money for him to give me oral sex.

23:51 Adam For him to give you oral sex? You should tell him about his dad's low self-esteem problem.

23:58 Caller Well, and also, I'm pregnant with his baby.

24:01 Drew Who's baby?

24:02 Caller With my boyfriend.

24:04 Drew Okay. Not the dad's.

24:05 Adam You know, when you say his, and it's the guy we were just talking about. You sound like you've done some speed in your life.

24:17 Drew Yeah. This is part.

24:20 Caller No. I'm just kind of nervous.

24:21 Drew It's part of speed.

24:23 Adam Did you used to do a lot of speed?

24:24 Caller A long time ago.

24:27 Adam All right. Drew, stop putting the face on.

24:29 Drew No, because now it's like.

24:31 Adam I smell the speed.

24:31 Drew Yeah, I get the speed too, but it's.

24:33 Adam And a long time ago is probably 14 months tops.

24:37 Caller Like when I was 17 or 18.

24:40 Adam Until you're 22 and a half. You're 23 now. Hold on a second. Hold on. This is a good one. By the way, this is paying to perform oral. I've only done that 26 times in my life, Drew. That's always weird. Like when a guy's with a prostitute and he's going down on her, that's I always say it's like it's like renting a car at the airport, having it detailed and then just bringing it back immediately. Like what? What's in it for you, buddy?

25:09 Drew Why?

25:09 Adam I don't understand. Guys will do that. I don't know whether I don't know if we should these guys deserve our praise or we should come down on them as a society. Certainly ruins it for the next guy comes along.

25:23 Drew I bet the prostitute thinks it's weird, too.

25:25 Adam Weird but weird and better than you getting a, you know, fat Arab guy wanting to do it kangaroo style or something. You know what I mean? Pink is here, by the way. We'll take ourselves a little break. Here's something else off the CD in the 11 o'clock hour. And we'll get back with Marissa and the soon to be father-in-law who offered her sex or offered her money for sex after this.

25:52 Caller Hello.

25:56 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline.

26:02 Caller I'm Adam.

26:02 Adam That's Dr. Drew. Pink is in studio tonight. 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. And Kathy Griffin in here tomorrow night. Or as I call her, Orrin.

26:12 Caller Orrin.

26:33 Adam Orrin. Orrin.

26:34 Orrin.

26:34 Caller Orrin.

26:34 Orrin.

26:34 Caller Orrin.

26:34 Adam Orrin.

26:34 Caller Orrin. Orrin.

26:36 Adam Orrin.

26:36 Caller Orrin.

26:36 Adam Orrin.

26:37 Caller Orrin.

26:38 Adam Orrin.

26:38 Caller Orrin.

26:39 Drew Orrin. Orrin.

26:40 Adam Orrin. Orrin.

26:41 Drew Orrin. Orrin.

26:43 Adam Orrin. You just thought you wouldn't come. Drew, she felt sorry for us. There's a difference. Rob Schneider coming in next week, Blink 182, and Ron Livingston, the actor, is gonna be in next week as well. All right, so Pink here tonight. Marissa, 23. Used to do some speed, not anymore. She's pregnant now. Her boyfriend, she's not married yet. I think maybe fiance, they're gonna get married. And the father, his father, offered her money to perform oral on her while your grandkid is, your tongue is just millimeters away from your grandkid's ass. Do you know what I'm saying?

27:27 Drew It's his head, not his ass.

27:28 Adam Well, how do you sit when you're in there? However you want?

27:32 Drew You move around a bit.

27:33 Adam You move around? But the head comes out first?

27:36 Drew Depends where, yeah.

27:37 Adam Almost all the time?

27:39 Drew It's a breach if it's not, yeah.

27:40 Adam Breach is a foot first?

27:41 Drew Yeah. Or a butt first. It can be a brief butt first.

27:44 Adam Oh, what keeps the head? Why, how's the head come out first?

27:48 Drew It gets engaged. It all flips around. The way things sort of push on the baby moves them around and pushes the head.

27:53 Adam So if the head is up top where you are.

27:56 Drew They'll flip around, yeah.

27:57 Adam And you start giving birth, it'll move you around.

28:00 Drew Or then, and there are obstetricians that have techniques where they can flip them around if they feel like they're not coming around.

28:04 Adam Really, just by dropping an elbow?

28:07 Drew Right, basically.

28:07 Adam Going like on the top of the turnbuckles. Just dropping, just doing the pile driver on the woman.

28:12 Drew Pile driver works, yeah.

28:13 Adam That's gotta be weird trying to flip your kid around inside of you. I think I got hold of his dork. Good, no, no. Hang on. All right, so Marissa, Marissa?

28:26 Caller Yes.

28:28 Adam How many months pregnant are you?

28:30 Caller Almost three.

28:32 Adam Almost three. And the guy who offered you the money, first off, how much money to perform oral on you?

28:40 Caller Well, he didn't say, but when I turned him down, he gave me the money anyway. He gave me like $70. Hush money.

28:47 Adam Wow, that's almost triple digits. That's a compliment. I don't care what tax bracket you're in. You're well over $50. And he's an alcoholic?

28:59 Drew Must be.

29:00 Adam He's gotta be an alcoholic.

29:02 Caller Probably, I don't really know him that well.

29:04 Drew Remember, Marissa's dad was an addict too, if I remember right.

29:07 Adam Oh really? Is your dad an addict, alcoholic?

29:10 Caller Uh, yeah.

29:11 Drew And so therefore Marissa would predict the boyfriend probably is.

29:15 Adam I don't trust your boyfriend now.

29:17 Drew And the boyfriend's dad would have to be, he has to get the gene from somewhere.

29:20 Adam Your boyfriend, is he, is he into drugs or alcohol?

29:24 Caller Um, he drinks, but not that much.

29:27 Adam All right, don't worry, there's time.

29:30 Drew He smokes pot every day.

29:31 Adam Yeah, whatever you like.

29:34 Pink I don't wanna interrupt.

29:34 Caller No, you never interrupted, no please.

29:36 Adam Well, you're always interrupting, but go ahead.

29:38 Pink Is your boyfriend, is your boyfriend and your boyfriend's dad close?

29:42 Caller Yeah, that's why I was concerned about whether or not I should tell him.

29:47 Pink So they are close? That's hard. That's bad.

29:53 Caller And my boyfriend also warned me that he might do something like this. I guess he's done this to other girlfriends of his.

30:00 Adam That's a great, great guy. I can see him at the father and son picnic now. Three-legged raise, he's paying the boss's wife to go down on her. That's great. What's this guy do? He drives a truck, he works around metal. What does he do?

30:16 Caller My boyfriend or the father?

30:18 Adam The father.

30:20 Caller Actually, I'm not entirely sure.

30:23 Drew What he does? What's your sense of what he does?

30:26 Caller Well, I know he owns some apartment buildings, but I don't know where.

30:32 Adam What is it? Why do the scussiest guys own apartment buildings? There's this guys with the tassel loafers and the sweatpants who show up, big gold rope chain nugget watch, the gold rope chain bracelet, and there's those guys who they're the man purse guys. Well, let me say something now, I'm getting excited, but there's nothing worse than a retarded entrepreneur. You know the guys who don't have the brain cells to be a true entrepreneur, but they fancy themselves as entrepreneurs? You got a lot of the brothers who fall under this heading, but also you got the guy with the tassels and the sweatpants and the man purse. It's a clutch. You know what I mean? They got their pagers. They always have some bad jewelry. They're never fat, but they're always about 30 pounds overweight, but they think no one sees it. They just think, why? All they can see is their big forearms. They don't see the big fat belly and big fat necks and chins and everything. They think women like them, but women only like them because they got a Mercedes and they think, man, everyone hates them and they don't really have any friends. That's who this guy is. Yes?

31:38 Drew Great.

31:38 Adam All right. I don't know about marrying this guy. Hey, what's your boyfriend do?

31:46 Caller He's in the hotel maintenance.

31:48 Drew What the hell does that mean?

31:49 Caller Like he does maintenance for hotels.

31:52 Drew He's a janitor.

31:56 Adam He cleans dry jizz off of box springs.

31:59 Caller He fixes stuff.

32:01 Adam He fixes stuff. I've said this many times. What is it with women? They never have any idea what their men do. He goes into a place that's square with a window. What's he do over there? I don't know. He does some stuff.

32:14 Drew He talks on the phone a lot.

32:15 Adam He uses the phone. He's a Surgeon General of the United States. Yeah, okay. That's what it is. He has a jacket.

32:25 Drew Well, maybe he's an engineer. Maybe he really runs a whole operation. No, no, no.

32:29 Adam He just goes there and blows the flue out every once in a while so the place doesn't burn down. Cleans the boiler and does that kind of stuff. All right, so what should they do? I don't trust her judgment.

32:41 Drew He knows his dad is an asshole. I don't know what telling him is going to do. She needs to stay away from the dad.

32:47 Adam The dad's going to say he was drunk and she's lying.

32:50 Drew But what difference is it going to make? Is it going to change his behavior? No. Is the son going to somehow forsake his father?

32:57 Adam Do you want the grand kid hanging around with this jack off?

33:01 Drew No, no. Nor Marissa hanging off with him.

33:04 Adam What do you do?

33:04 Drew Stay away from him.

33:05 Adam Well, then you have the kid. And then why? Hey, Pops wants to see the grand kid.

33:09 Drew As long as somebody else is in the room with him.

33:12 Adam Well, the grand kid will be there. Doesn't count?

33:15 Drew Doesn't count.

33:15 Adam There's an interesting technicality. You might be able to beat the courts on that.

33:19 Drew Speaking of beating the courts, what do you think about Michael Jackson?

33:22 Adam I just wonder why it's amazing how bizarre someone's behavior can get if it's done in sort of small doses and incrementally over the course of many, many, many years.

33:37 Drew Again, no one to say, hey, cut it out. Anywhere along there. That's pink. It just keeps drifting.

33:42 Adam Don't ever see pink. Let me tell you something. You need to keep... See, here's what happens. You get famous. You get an entourage. And you get yes men around you or yes women around you.

33:56 Pink If that's what you like.

33:56 Drew But no one ever tells you, hey, cut it out.

33:59 Adam And nobody...

34:01 Pink Then I got the wrong people around me. Because they're constantly telling me to cut it out.

34:06 Adam You need abusive friends.

34:08 Pink I have them.

34:09 Drew Honest, abusive.

34:10 Pink They're all in that room.

34:12 Adam They need to tell you when you're getting fat.

34:14 Pink Look, I wanted to come here without a hat on tonight. And Laura was like, you need to wear a hat. Your hair doesn't look very good.

34:21 Drew You need about 80 of those.

34:23 Adam Thanks.

34:23 Pink I feel bad for Michael. Oh, I can cut her loose?

34:26 Adam Yeah, just that one. Give me the stink eye from through the glass. But you got to have people. You have to have people that sort of keep you in line. And what these people, I guess, like Michael Jackson, do is they just start getting rid of anyone who pipes up is gone. So, oh, the only you do the math, the only people left in the circle are the ones who never pipe up.

34:44 Drew Yes, sir, Mr. Corolla.

34:45 Pink Like that.

34:46 Adam That's right, Drew. And then you get the enablers and then you get this and then you start doing this like, hey, I'm going to have a slumber party with 300 kids. We're all going to jump up on my bed that's on a turntable. And you got everyone standing around going, yes, sir, Mr. Corolla. Great idea.

34:59 Drew Listen, my wife at the breakfast table this morning asked my kids, my daughter, remember the girls were at the table having a sleepover when you came out of our house, Adam. She goes, how about these kids when you had the sleepover, how about they came in and slept in our room? How do you guys feel about that? We think that'd be cool. I mean, even 11 year old kids are mortified by that. It's like, what? A 45 year old with a, I mean, when you put it in that context, it becomes like unthinkable.

35:28 Adam Well, whenever you see Joe Jackson as dad with those crazy penciled in Agnes Morehead eyebrows and that thin little, and by the way, listen fellas, fellas with the thin, super thin penciled in just on the top of your lip mustache, you might as well wear a Hitler mustache, more fashionable. People would trust you more with a Hitler mustache. They would with that weird dicey 20s crooner just on the top of the top lip little thing. And you just look at him and he's like, yeah, well, I never beat the boy, but I did take a switch to him a time or two.

36:04 Drew Yeah.

36:05 Adam It's like really beating a boy is when you do it with a closed fist, but I hit him with an object. That's better.

36:13 Drew Which in fact isn't. It's the same thing.

36:15 Adam Yeah, I mean, I mean, it's, it's starting to look and from doing this job, you, you sort of see the patterns. It's starting to look like the guy grew up in a sort of crazy, abusive environment. And if he had not had all his success, just probably would have been arrested at age 23 or got a goose and some kid at the Y or gotten some treatment or gotten some treatment and a lot better for goosing the kid at the Y. I'm married to the goosing at the Y thing. But the point is, is he sold billions of records and everything and he went unchecked and he had a bunch of enablers around him and they just sort of let him spin off in outer space. But it's sort of the same thing with Tyson in a way. I mean, these are people that need people to sort of grab them by the lapels when they're 22, 23 and say, look, you're going to get some help or you're going to go to rehab or you're going to go to counseling or you're going to go to jail. And someone does do that.

37:09 Drew That's what happens to normal people.

37:10 Adam Right.

38:40 Drew Right.

38:49 Adam We'll be back after this.

39:00 Hey everybody, it's Loveline.

39:01 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Pink is in studio tonight. And when we left off, we're going to speak to Danielle, but then we want to talk to Samantha first about the orgasm, right? Samantha? You're 18? So right as you get to the point of orgasm, you stop your boyfriend.

39:28 Caller Yeah.

39:29 Drew Because it gets too intense, or what's the feeling?

39:34 Caller I don't know. It's just like, almost I think it is too intense and I like pull away and I don't know why.

39:39 Drew All right. There's a number of sort of common feelings that women have. One is that they're going to somehow urinate.

39:45 Caller Yes.

39:46 Drew You have that one?

39:47 Caller Yeah.

39:48 Adam I got the number two sensation.

39:50 Drew Well, sometimes that. Number two, that some, it's actually physically uncomfortable it's getting so intense. You sort of miss the sort of climax point and you go right over into super sensitive.

40:01 Adam Put your tongue on the top of your mouth.

40:03 Drew It's that feeling. Too much. And number three would be a sense that I can't stop now. That it's too intimate to be that sort of abandoned in the presence of somebody. So which of those is you?

40:14 Caller I think one and two are both possible.

40:19 Drew You feel like you're going to pee and it gets too intense. Ticklish, ticklish intense. Do you ever masturbate?

40:27 Caller No.

40:28 Drew Okay. That might be a way to sort of get things going. How about with oral sex? Does that do the same thing? Or is this, are we talking about that? How about oral sex?

40:43 Adam You haven't. Well, you gotta get someone else to do it for you. God knows.

40:49 Drew Samantha.

40:50 Adam Oh, she yelled the S word. Now, Samantha, that wasn't bogus, was it?

40:57 Drew It was either bogus or genuinely frustrated.

41:01 Adam Or stupid or angry.

41:03 Drew Boyfriend may be an idiot.

41:05 Adam You know what I was getting is, I was getting a second person in the room. Like you were saying, you know, like in those movies where there's a kidnapping and the FBI says to stay on the phone.

41:17 Drew Right.

41:17 Adam And you're going like, was this oral sex or intercourse? You know, it's like a three count in between everything. Hold on a second. Samantha? Yeah. Is this a real question? What's wrong with you? Why are you angry? You hate your dad?

41:43 Drew You just frustrated with your boyfriend?

41:44 Adam Or are you just really hot? Are you 18 and hot? So, you can be bitchy to everybody? Or what's your problem? Wow. Which is it? I'm giving you two choices. You either hate daddy or you're hot.

41:57 Drew Or you're frustrated with your boyfriend.

41:59 Adam That is potent combo.

42:00 Caller I'm frustrated with you because you think this is funny and you think this is a joke.

42:05 Adam No, no, no. It is funny.

42:07 Drew A boyfriend could be just a real idiot and she can't communicate with him. He's shaming her for being the way she is. And she's frustrated.

42:15 Pink How about even having sense?

42:17 Drew He tries to help me. Well, so what are you so angry about? Well, you screamed out the S word a few moments ago without a frustration. So where's the frustration coming from if you've been so attentive? Now it's a sound of bogus.

42:32 Adam She's like, I am bogus or something. All right, listen, we'll see you in hell. And there's a certain, there's a corner of hell for bogus scholars.

42:40 Drew There is a special room. Loveline bogus collars room.

42:47 Adam I'm going to Vegas on Friday to make a prank calls for eight hours for Crank Yankers, by the way, which is-

42:53 Drew When do I get to do another one of those?

42:55 Adam When you come up with a good idea or a good funny- Oh, stop it, Drew. Just come up with your own idea. I don't understand why smart people can't come up with good ideas.

43:06 Drew Because I'm a little bit intimidated and afraid every time I come up with an idea, you go, no, no, no, I'll tell you what we're gonna do. Why don't you just go ahead and you tell me what we're gonna do.

43:12 Adam Because then-

43:13 Drew Just go ahead.

43:14 Adam I don't, because here's the-

43:16 Drew Any idea I've ever proposed to you? Like, yeah, that's okay, but I'm gonna tell you what we're gonna do.

43:19 Adam Well, no, here's the thing, Pink, sorry. I do another show called Crank Yankers on Comedy Central and it's prank calls acted out by puppets, the kids eat it up. And Drew wants to be on it.

43:32 Drew Another hip hop call.

43:34 Adam Here's all I'm saying.

43:35 Drew St. Chris is shaking his head.

43:36 Adam I don't, let's hear Drew's, hey Anderson, do you have Drew's hip hop call?

43:39 Drew But why don't you got no play, player?

43:41 Adam There he is.

43:43 Drew Look, mother f**ker, I'm telling you, don't be a player hater, because when you tap her in the ass, you ain't gonna be interested in pistol robin no more and the digit is Dizzle and in the hissy for cheesy is gonna be great on the QT for real. Dr. Drew in the hissy.

43:57 Adam Yeah, that's true.

43:59 Drew Yeah.

43:59 Adam Okay, here's what I'm saying.

44:00 Drew I can improve on that.

44:01 Adam I'm not gonna sit around and think of things for you to do. You come up with some ideas and we'll talk about it.

44:07 Drew I'd like to do another hip hop call.

44:08 Adam Well, write it down and give it to my, no, give it to my assistant.

44:12 Drew Another hip hop call.

44:12 Adam Send it to my assistant.

44:13 Drew You gotta get out there and get your bitch spunk drunk.

44:18 Adam Yeah.

44:19 Drew Drew's out of control. I'm telling you, nigga, that it would put you into the mode where you would have no problem to get that freaky shit going. 24-7 flowing semen here in your house. Don't make me listen to this.

44:31 Adam Drew, once more of that. It's worse when it's. It needs a context.

44:34 Caller Yes, it needs a context.

44:35 Drew It's worse out of context.

44:36 Adam I know. Look, Pink. Pink's got a hoop going through her nose and she's flabbergasted.

44:41 Caller Freaked out.

44:44 Adam Drew, you call me some ideas. How long does Coke stay in your system, Drew? Let's take this call very quickly.

44:51 Caller Sean?

44:52 Caller Yeah.

44:53 Adam You're 14?

44:54 Caller Yeah.

44:55 Adam Have you done Coke?

44:57 Yeah, I did a little bit.

44:59 Adam 14. How much is Coke running a gram these days?

45:04 A gram at most, maybe 20, but if you have a good dealer, maybe 10.

45:12 Drew That's scary.

45:13 Adam It was 110 bucks a gram when I was making seven bucks an hour. Now I'm literally a millionaire and it's a 15 bucks a gram. I'm back in. I'm getting back in.

45:22 Drew I'm sure that's what the distributors are hoping for.

45:23 Adam Pink, we're doing an eight ball tonight.

45:25 Pink Oh my God.

45:26 Adam Because that's on me. I mean, literally, you're going to be doing it off of me.

45:30 Pink Coke's only in your body for like a couple days, right?

45:32 Adam That's right.

45:32 Drew Not even that. Mostly 12 to 24 hours, up to 36.

45:36 Really? So like, after that, they wouldn't be able to detect it in a test?

45:41 Drew Correct. That is correct. Unless they do a hair analysis or something, but even that's unreliable.

45:45 Adam But Sean, Sean, you're 14.

45:49 Caller Yeah.

45:50 Drew You got a problem, Sean.

45:51 Adam Yeah, don't be getting in a Coke at 14. Yeah, I know you're not going to listen, but it really, I mean, it's just not going to work at 14. I'm not sure what direction you go. Do you know what I mean? Right. What do you do? You like the Coke, so you do it twice a year until you're in your 30s, or do you just get some momentum and spin off the deep end of life?

46:15 Drew And keep rolling.

46:15 Adam You end up selling your 10-speed to try to get money. Yeah. All right, Pink is in studio tonight. We'll take a quick break. We got a question for her when we come back. We'll also hear something else off her CD after this.

46:28 Caller Okay, so I know there's nothing wrong with me. So what's up?

46:31 So I was like you and I used to think that these datelines were totally cheesy.

46:35 But I tried everything else and thought, what the hell?

46:43 Caller 877-889-DATE.

46:47 Loveline. With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew, 1105, alternative, San Francisco.

47:20 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Pink is in the studio tonight. Got a new CD called Try This, which is doing very well, I'm guessing. I mean, I've seen-

47:34 Pink Hey, thanks.

47:35 Adam Well, I just, I don't know what the actual sales are of this CD, but I've seen Pink almost everywhere in the last three months, I would say. And Pink was everywhere two years ago, and then was out, what, touring and making an album, and then we didn't hear that much, and now it's like pow, through the roof. Is that all right with you?

48:02 Pink That's all right with me.

48:04 Adam You like being everywhere?

48:05 Pink Yeah, I like singing. I like when I get a chance to sing, like the AMAs, stuff like that.

48:12 Adam I think that kind of stuff is good, because I really do think it separates you from the others in the group that may not have the chops that you have.

48:26 Pink Yeah, I like to sing.

48:27 Adam Yeah, I'm telling you, everyone was really impressed.

48:30 Pink Thanks.

48:31 Adam Let's take a question for Pink.

48:33 Drew We're done with five, we're done with Sean.

48:35 Adam We're done with Sean, yeah. We'll talk to Chris, who's 20. Chris?

48:40 Hey, how you doing, Adam?

48:41 Adam Good.

48:42 Adam Drew, long time listener, first time caller. Love the show.

48:47 Caller I've been listening to it close to five years.

48:51 Pink, Pink, you're great too. My question actually, Pink, although I don't have tattoos myself, I think tattoos, especially on a woman, can accentuate certain features of a woman. I was just curious on why you decided to get the tattoos that you have now, and if so, what reasons you got them for?

49:14 Drew You mean do they mean something?

49:20 Adam And if he cut them out and stretched them over a drum, could he masturbate on them? Isn't that ultimately what you want to know, Chris?

49:28 I won't say no.

49:31 Drew He doesn't want to stretch them over the drum, he just wants to use them.

49:35 Pink I started getting tattoos when I was 12. 12? Yes, I haven't stopped because I like them a lot.

49:43 Adam Where did you get the tat when you were 12? I mean, who gave it to you?

49:46 Pink On my ankle.

49:47 Adam Who gave it to you?

49:48 Pink In Philly. You can buy a 40 at 10 if you want.

49:51 Drew Oh really? Really.

49:52 Adam That seems a little old in Philly.

49:57 Drew That's a town that's too uptight to have this show, by the way. It's too risky.

50:02 Adam Oh, not in Philly, huh? So we can say whatever we want about Philly, huh? I hate those hoagie steak cheese things.

50:10 Pink You're crazy.

50:11 Adam No, they're great. No, I'm from Philly too. So I'm hip to the Philly scene.

50:17 Drew Do you have some new tattoos or something?

50:19 Pink I have a lot of new tattoos. I have four new tattoos in the last couple of months. I have one behind my ear. Of? It's just a...

50:26 Adam Oh yeah, it's like a... A Dizzle Doodle.

50:30 Pink That's a thing.

50:31 Drew Dizzle for schnizzle.

50:32 Pink I have my dog's name on my arm. It just passed away. Who? I have...

50:37 Adam Did you do it because the dog passed away?

50:40 Pink Yeah, I got it. Well, I knew my mom was gonna put him down. So I got it the day before and I went with her and I showed it to him and he licked it.

50:49 Adam Oh really? But it could have said Satan and he would have licked it too. All right, so you got the corky tat. Well, what was the tat you got at 12?

51:00 Pink It's on my ankle, it's just a Japanese character.

51:03 Drew It says corky.

51:05 Adam And did you go to a tattoo parlor at age 12?

51:10 Pink I had a fake ID.

51:12 Adam And what do you gotta be, 16?

51:15 Pink 18.

51:16 Adam 18, so a 12 yard and 18 ID? Cause that's stretchy. You know what I mean? Like I can see that it's like that three years, from 18 to 21 kind of thing, but 12 to 18, that's a rangy fake ID.

51:33 Drew That's more symptomatic of what goes on in Philly, I guess really.

51:36 Adam All right, so did you have to show your ID at 12? And when did you get your 21 fake ID, when you were like 13?

51:45 Pink 15.

51:46 Adam Yeah, because the 18 year old fake ID is good to get in a few clubs and get a couple of tats, but it doesn't get you into the booze.

51:54 Pink Well, what we do is we get the school IDs. That's better.

51:57 Adam Oh really?

51:58 Yeah.

51:58 Pink They're more believable.

51:59 Adam And school like a college. Right, so if it says you're a junior over Temple, then it means, sorry, well, we'll do the math. You gotta be over 18. All right, that's good times. And you got one at 12, when is your next one?

52:16 Pink My next tattoo?

52:17 Adam Yeah, if you get another one at 13 or 14.

52:20 Pink Oh, 15. I got- Any pictures? Yeah, I have an angel on my back.

52:26 Adam Did you-

52:26 Pink Following a shooting star.

52:27 Adam Did your dad flip out at 12? How long did it take him to discover the tat?

52:32 Pink A while, he found my tongue ring first. I got that at the same time.

52:36 Adam Was it in you?

52:37 Pink Yeah. He thought I was shooting on thumb tacks for a long time.

52:41 Adam He didn't sit on it or something. So, well, when did you get the tongue ring? 12.

52:44 Drew Did you hear about her dad, though?

52:46 Adam Yeah, Green Beret? Yeah.

52:47 Pink No, he's not a Green Beret.

52:49 Drew But he has a grenade launcher in his truck.

52:51 Adam He had 70 kills in NAMM.

52:53 Drew Absolutely.

52:53 Adam Yeah.

52:54 Drew Taught her to carry a shiv in fourth grade.

52:56 Adam Put it...

52:56 Pink Whatever.

52:57 Adam Had a hole, a full front lawn was mined with bouncing Vettys. Tric wires everywhere.

53:03 Drew Absolutely.

53:04 Adam Holes with a bamboo, sharpened bamboo. And you know what he did with the bamboo? He put it in a water bison dung. So, in fact, the mailman when he landed on it. Yeah, it's good. He had a turret on top of the roof, and a 30-millimeter.

53:17 Drew Stepmom, Vietnam vet nurse.

53:20 Adam Really? Vietnam vet, your stepmom must have had just that thousand yard stare constantly. I mean, the Vietnam vet nurse, I couldn't imagine anything hairier than that job.

53:31 Pink She's amazing.

53:33 Adam Really, she's seen everything.

53:34 Pink Never, in the 12 years that I've known her, I've never ever heard her raise her voice.

53:38 Adam Really?

53:39 Pink She's just.

53:40 Drew She had her tongue cut out.

53:42 Pink She did not have her tongue cut out.

53:44 Adam Viet Cong took her tongue out. Oh, Drew, please.

53:48 Drew Did she ever tongue cut out?

53:49 Pink She was responsible for the Women's Memorial in Washington, DC.

53:52 Adam Oh, really?

53:53 Caller Yes.

53:54 Drew She has amazing women in her life, Pink. Her mom is head of a cardiac transplant unit.

53:59 Adam Really?

54:00 Drew In physician, yeah.

54:00 Adam What the hell happened to you, Pink?

54:02 Pink What are you on? I'm pretty influential, damn it.

54:04 Adam No, I mean, you turned out great, but I mean, what's with all the tats and the piercings and, you know, the crazy energy? I know, but it's weird because usually.

54:13 Drew Mom went home. Mom was out busy.

54:16 Adam Oh, Mom was out working a lot. All right, so you were you were asserting yourself.

54:20 Pink Exactly.

54:21 Adam And your dad, when he's not killing people with piano wire, what does he do? He'll take you out.

54:28 Caller He has a paintball camp.

54:30 Pink He has his own insurance company and he was my manager for a long time.

54:34 Drew Oh my goodness.

54:35 Adam I could see him selling insurance. Like, hey, you're a parent, you're a father, you have a couple of kids. Let's say you're walking out to the car and a guy drops down from a tree and slits your neck with a rusty can lid just to watch you bleed.

54:50 Pink You're joking, but you sound like my dad.

54:55 Adam Let me give you another scenario, buddy, with no insurance. You open the car door, but it's been booby trapped by Charlie. Batteries hooked up to about 30 pounds of plastic in the trunk and you go up like a Roman candle. Next thing you know, your wife and kids are out whoring to make a buck. You want that to happen, son? No, I didn't think so. Give me, Rob, give me 20. Get down there. Your last easy day was yesterday. Sign right here. Mutual Omaha, we'll take care of you. That's what your dad would do, right? Pink.

55:31 Drew Pink's lost it.

55:32 Adam It'd be a good way to sell. Guy walks in, hi mister. You'll address me in a clear and present tone. Don't eyeball me, son. Don't not look down when you talk to me.

55:43 Drew Don't look at me.

55:55 Adam Did you get this one? It's another going, you'll address me in a clear and present tone. Not the voice you use to con drug money off your liberal parents.

56:07 Drew Yeah, that one struck home after you. What's his name? Your dad.

56:12 Pink James. Jimmy.

56:14 Adam Jimmy.

56:15 Pink Jimbo.

56:16 Adam Sergeant Jimbo. See, it's funny. James is scary. Jimmy goes nice and Jimbo goes psycho. See, the name's like, well, Jimmy. James sounds all right. And Jimmy, ooh, he could cut you. Jimbo, look out, he's taking out the family. Is he cool with everything now? He's making the money.

56:34 Drew Why isn't he your manager anymore?

56:36 Pink Cause he couldn't separate daughter from Client. Client type thing, you know? I'm still his little girl.

56:44 Adam He was, so he was your manager for a while. And is he all right with not being your manager?

56:51 Pink He didn't, yeah, absolutely. He couldn't work together.

56:55 Adam Yeah. It always, I mean, this happens once in a while where the fighter is trained by his father, or the artist is managed by the mom. And it just, they get a few years out of it, but ultimately the wheels come off that wagon.

57:09 Drew It goes all the way back to Mozart, for God's sakes.

57:11 Adam Oh yeah?

57:12 Caller Yeah.

57:13 Adam His dad managed him? Really?

57:15 Caller Created and managed him.

57:16 Adam Really? Didn't know that.

57:18 Drew He was at Dog and Pony Show for his dad.

57:20 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Daniel?

57:23 Yes.

57:24 Adam You're 22?

57:27 Caller I hope to someday be an actual guest on the show. Probably for, you know, a band or something.

57:34 Drew Sounds good. We welcome all visitors.

57:36 Caller Well, once I make it, I'll be there. Anyway, I had a question about-

57:40 Adam Let's just hope we're not here when he comes.

57:42 Caller Oh, thanks. I was actually hoping to work with you guys.

57:45 Adam All right, buddy, sorry.

57:47 Caller I had a question about hobo power. I've been listening to you guys talk about it for a while now. And I was curious as to where this certain stench I have encountered would rank on the scale.

57:58 All right.

58:00 Caller Basically, the quick story behind it is I take care of a mentally handicapped guy for my job.

58:07 Adam You're already at four.

58:09 Yes.

58:10 Adam You're already at four.

58:11 Caller Four hobo.

58:11 Adam When you say take care of, you get to two when you go mentally challenged, now you're four. I keep going.

58:17 Caller And he was actually happened to be sick this past weekend.

58:21 Adam Worth seven.

58:22 Caller And in the morning, he made a bowel movement.

58:26 Adam Nine and a half.

58:27 Caller Yeah. And it was so bad that my eyes actually start tear up.

58:34 Adam And where was now, if he, if he crapped on a space heater or a radiator, now we're really talking.

58:40 Drew Double down.

58:41 Adam I'm going to double down that nine, that nine five will be the 19, but where was the Duke in the toilet?

58:47 Caller Yes, it was in the toilet, but also he kind of missed part of the toilet and the, and the guy, the overnight shift guy actually got the heater on too high.

58:56 Drew There we go.

58:57 Adam Oh yeah. Heat is a breeding ground for hobo power. Okay.

59:01 Drew So we're at about nine, High 20s really.

59:04 Adam Well, I don't know about, I don't know if we're going to give away high 20s, but certainly, certainly high 20s. Did you, did you gag?

59:12 Caller I was gagging and I would have vomited if I did not quickly run out of the room every probably 15 seconds.

59:19 Drew That sits in the forties.

59:20 Adam But yeah, they said every 15. So he was able to go back in.

59:23 Drew Yeah, yeah.

59:24 Caller Yeah, well I had to because he actually had slipped and fallen onto the floor. I had to kind of work, slowly work him up.

59:31 Drew What did he slip on?

59:31 Caller I think probably the little rug that.

59:36 Adam All right, you would have got another five points if it was a treatable matter.

59:38 Drew The Geneva Convention would have put it a little off for you.

59:41 Adam All right, so let's say mid-twenties.

59:43 Drew No, no, it's thirties.

59:44 Adam Thirties?

59:45 Drew Yeah.

59:46 Adam Well, it's not thirties. The guy made a number two, big deal.

59:48 Caller Well, my eyes were also tearing up and actually.

59:51 Adam All right, well now my eyes are tearing up. Please. Drew, you can't start handing out, you can't start inflating the hobo power. Otherwise it loses meaning. It becomes like the peso. You understand? We can't keep inflating its value or we'll ruin the hobo economy. Pink, you're with me on that was a low 20.

1:00:12 Pink Yeah, I'm with you.

1:00:13 Adam Yeah, if he'd slipped in the fecal matter. I would have brought it up in the 30s. Nick?

1:00:21 Hey.

1:00:22 Adam You have a Florida or Germany?

1:00:24 Germany or Florida.

1:00:26 Adam Oh yeah. That's Florida. All right, you know what it is is they always write it on the screen, Florida or Germany and it screws me up.

1:00:33 The theme song, cause that just makes me happy.

1:00:35 Adam All right, and hold on Pink, tell me what you think of this singing cause I'm pretty proud of this, but you're pro. Don't let me sitting here influence your decision.

1:00:43 Go ahead, Anderson, Anderson.

1:00:50 All right.

1:00:54 Drew He's happy, he was happy.

1:00:55 Adam You like it. Pink almost vomited. Not a big fan of that song.

1:01:01 Pink I give you points for doing it.

1:01:08 Drew I didn't like that version.

1:01:09 Pink Who is that?

1:01:10 Adam That's, what's her name, from Annabella from Bow Wow Wow. Oh yeah, yeah, maybe Pink. But with a different cadence. Let's do it, yeah.

1:01:18 Pink How's it supposed to sound?

1:01:23 Adam Yeah, it's not supposed to sound like anything. It's just the game is called Germany or Florida, which is. I'll explain the game. Which is, I'm trying to look at Pink and your mic rod is in the way here. You're screwing me up, Drew. Tilt it down. I'm trying to get my groove on here. There we go. That's better.

1:01:41 Caller Hey.

1:01:43 Adam Oh, look at those eyes. They're beautiful.

1:01:47 Pink Thanks.

1:01:47 Adam Those aren't tattooed, those are real?

1:01:49 Pink Those aren't tattoos.

1:01:52 Adam Germany or Florida. All bizarre evil comes from either Germany or Florida, we've decided or we found out. Actually, I found out on Jimmy Kimmel's show, which is every time there's a weird story about somebody teaching their dog to Heil Hitler or somebody having sex with a corpse, it's always Germany or Florida. So, people call in, they give us a bizarre story and we guess, did it come out of Germany or Florida? All right, so let that move you as you sing our new theme. Let's do it. We'll do it and then Pink will do the Germany or Florida?

1:02:28 Caller All right.

1:02:30 Adam Nick?

1:02:30 Caller Yeah.

1:02:33 I can't say that much without giving it away. So, I'll keep it pretty big, but basically there was this group of criminals and they were playing this big like a, basically an attack and what they used for weapons was cans of frozen peas mixed with nitroglycerin and they made like homemade grenades out of peas.

1:02:52 Adam Uh-huh, meaning when the nitro would blow, the peas would spread out like pellets.

1:02:57 Yeah.

1:02:58 Adam And you know, it'd be like a shotgun blast except for you'd be killed by frozen pea. They got caught.

1:03:04 Yeah.

1:03:05 Adam And I'm gonna go Germany. This sounds, yeah, Florida's, they try to kill you with a coat hanger. They don't, they're not just, they're not crafty enough with the nitro and the frozen peas.

1:03:19 Drew Who's doing that in Germany?

1:03:20 Adam Oh, oh, they're, it's big over there. It's huge. It's on the flag.

1:03:24 Drew Pea bombs.

1:03:25 Adam It's a thing of, it's a frozen, it's a pea pod exploding. Ever see their flag?

1:03:29 Drew No, I'm not. I thought it was three colors.

1:03:32 Adam I'm saying Germany. You can, oh, no, no, that's, oh, wait a minute. I may be thinking of France.

1:03:41 Pink Oh, yeah, I think you are.

1:03:42 Adam Yeah, okay. Finland? Whatever, I know I've seen a flag with a pea pod exploding. So, Drew, what do you think?

1:03:51 Drew I think in Florida.

1:03:52 Adam You think in Florida? All right, we can disagree. All right. Pink, what do you think? Germany or Florida?

1:04:03 Pink Germany.

1:04:03 Adam Germany. All right, Pink's with me in Germany. Go ahead, Nick.

1:04:07 Pink's right, it's Germany.

1:04:08 Drew Who?

1:04:09 Who are these guys? It was Germans that were planning an attack on Buckingham Palace.

1:04:15 Adam You see that?

1:04:16 Drew For what? Like when Bush was there or something?

1:04:19 I think they were just trying to kill the queen.

1:04:22 Adam With peas? Why? You know they should have worked in some of those pearl onions too.

1:04:29 Drew Yeah, that would have been just, yeah.

1:04:31 Adam They go nice with peas, but they're also a little bit bigger. They got a little more weight to them. All right, so that's how you play Germany or Florida, Pink. Okay, I get it. You're one for one.

1:04:39 Pink And the questions are always, it definitely is Germany or Florida.

1:04:43 Adam It's either Germany or Florida. Yes, Drew was wrong on that.

1:04:46 Drew You should learn never to disagree with Adam. That's something you gotta do.

1:04:49 Adam About anything.

1:04:49 Drew Part of the game.

1:04:50 Adam Ever. All right, so now it's time for you to sing the Germany or Florida song. Oh, wow. And there's no cadence. You know what I mean? You can do whatever you want.

1:05:00 Pink So it's any melody I want. Right.

1:05:02 Adam Any melody you want, it just needs the Germany or Florida in it.

1:05:06 Drew It needs to be reminiscent of a 70s game show. Ideally, ideally, ideally.

1:05:12 Pink But I wasn't born until 79.

1:05:14 Adam Well, let's try a couple different takes on it.

1:05:16 Pink Freestyle.

1:05:17 Adam Yeah, just freestyle.

1:05:18 Pink What does a 70s show sound like?

1:05:21 Adam Get out of there.

1:05:22 Pink Like cheese?

1:05:23 Adam Don't listen to Drew.

1:05:24 Drew Yeah, cheesy is good.

1:05:25 Adam Yeah, it's like a little musical sting.

1:05:29 Pink Oh, okay. Let me think of Les Mis real quick. See, I'm a singer. You can't ask me to do stuff like this.

1:05:38 Adam Yeah, that's why we need you to sing.

1:05:39 Pink And not be serious.

1:05:40 Adam Just get your game face on, you know.

1:05:43 Pink Ready?

1:05:44 Adam Yeah.

1:05:45 Pink Germany or Florida.

1:05:48 Adam That was good. I think you got better in you though.

1:05:52 Pink Yeah?

1:05:53 Adam Yeah.

1:05:53 Pink Oh God.

1:05:54 Adam No, I mean, you were there. Let me tell you something.

1:05:55 Pink I need a new melody though.

1:05:56 Adam No, you were there. I think at the very end, I think in the last millisecond. You gave up on it. Yeah, you were there and then you walked away.

1:06:07 Pink Okay, ready?

1:06:13 Adam Yeah, we're in. Yeah, that's good.

1:06:15 Pink There you go.

1:06:15 Adam All right, you got that Anderson?

1:06:17 Pink I'm done.

1:06:19 Adam Fantastic.

1:06:19 Pink I think that was so powerful, I don't even need music for that one.

1:06:22 Adam No, that's right. No music. All right, but we're still gonna use my version though, right?

1:06:28 Pink Your version was way better. Yeah, once I'm gone.

1:06:31 Adam You see, put a little music behind it during the break. If you can Anderson, we'll see how that turned out.

1:06:36 Caller I smoked during the break too.

1:06:39 Adam Let's, I forgot you smoked during the break.

1:06:42 Drew Wanna hear a song?

1:06:43 Adam And that's why they called a break after all. Oh yeah, we should hear a song.

1:06:46 Drew Yeah.

1:06:47 Adam I thought the second song was Germany or Flow.

1:06:49 Drew That wasn't an entire song. That was a jingle.

1:06:54 Adam All right. All right, Anderson, you good over there? Chris, you ready to go? All right, well here's something off the new CD called Try This and this is called Humble Neighborhoods. Oh, that's a good song. Glad we played it. Pink is in studio tonight. Try this name of the CD. We're gonna take a little break. And when we come back, Drew.

1:11:09 Drew Some pink song, pink questions.

1:11:10 Adam Pink, what kind of bike modifications you've done? You got a motorcycle, Pink?

1:11:15 Pink What? Yeah, but I don't work on them.

1:11:17 Drew All right, get rid of that question.

1:11:19 Pink I just put gas in them.

1:11:20 Adam Yeah, but do you have a cool motorcycle?

1:11:22 Pink I have fun dirt bikes.

1:11:24 Adam Oh yeah. All right, I'm into that my own self. I actually just say them, but I never actually do it. Drew, you're not into that, are you?

1:11:31 Caller No.

1:11:31 Adam What's up with you? Too old. Yeah, but what about when you were young?

1:11:37 Caller Oh yeah.

1:11:37 Adam You were into bikes?

1:11:38 Drew Yeah.

1:11:38 Adam You ever have any dirt bikes?

1:11:39 Caller No.

1:11:40 Drew I had to go to a friend's house and drive right there.

1:11:42 Adam Who do you blame that on, your parents? We'll talk about that during the break. We'll be right back after this.

1:11:52 Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:12:07 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Pink is in studio tonight, the delightful Pink. And Pink, I ran into at the K-Rock concert about, I didn't run into her, producer and grabbed me and said, Pink's over there.

1:12:23 She's by the trailer.

1:12:25 Adam That means I gotta go talk to Pink. I said, go talk to her. Go ask her to come on the show. And I was like, that can work, or it can die a thousand deaths as well. But I went over and talked to Pink. She was at the light. Said her brother watched a man show and agreed to come on the show. And God bless you. You're a woman or you're a word.

1:12:45 Pink Yes, I am.

1:12:46 Adam Thanks for coming out. All right, let's take a question and then we'll take one for you, Pink. But again, look at all these questions as your questions. Alexia? Alexia, is that, how do you say that? Alexia?

1:13:05 Drew Alexia, Alexia. Caller who goes by Alexia, 18.

1:13:08 Caller Whoever, oh, shut up.

1:13:12 Adam She just hung up. Oh, it's too bad she had like a Lesbo question, too. Makes my heart. Well, she was bi, doing a little swinging. All right, let's take a question for Pink. Christopher? You're 15? Yeah.

1:13:28 Caller Hi, Pink, I wanted to ask you, what do you think you would be doing if you weren't in the music bit?

1:13:35 Pink What would I be doing? I don't think I'd be here, A, B.

1:13:38 Adam Well, not on this show. Oh, you mean here? You mean alive?

1:13:42 Pink I don't think I would be alive.

1:13:43 Adam Really?

1:13:44 Pink If I hadn't gotten my record deal. Because I was headed in the wrong direction.

1:13:49 Adam Yeah, but don't you think, you know, your family is a fairly successful family and you're a hard driving person and obviously you're goal-oriented and all that.

1:13:59 Pink This was my only goal.

1:14:01 Adam But doesn't somebody who's smart and driven, aren't they able to be successful in any endeavor they're interested in?

1:14:10 Pink Yeah, and I might have been, but this was the only thing I was interested in. This was what kept me with one foot in and one foot out at all times. It kept me balanced. And I don't know, I wanted to be in the Olympics. I was a gymnast for eight years.

1:14:23 Adam Oh really?

1:14:23 Pink But I got kicked out.

1:14:25 Adam Why?

1:14:26 Pink Non-team like attitude.

1:14:28 Adam Rebel. She's like a leather Tuscadero back in the day. She's a modern day leather.

1:14:34 Drew I'm still a little unclear what you're alluding to not being here.

1:14:37 Pink I just was doing a lot of dumb things. You know.

1:14:47 Adam What do you think you would have killed yourself?

1:14:49 Pink Yeah drugs, all kinds of things. I was a very, very angry, angry kid. I wanted to be a singer, angry at everything.

1:14:56 Adam How come?

1:15:00 Pink Because there was a lot to be angry about. I was judged. I was intelligent. I was an intelligent kid, self-educated. I read a lot of books. I asked a lot of questions. I pissed a lot of people off. Who? Teachers, Sunday school, nuns, authority figures, cops.

1:15:17 Drew Were you in a parochial school?

1:15:18 Pink Sunday school. My mother was Jewish. My father's Catholic, atheist, Vietnam vet. You know, I had a lot of questions to ask. And that pissed a lot of people off. And I just grew up angry. My parents were fighting all the time. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then, you know.

1:15:35 Drew You have a brother and sister?

1:15:37 Pink I have a brother and a step-brother and a step-sister.

1:15:40 Adam They kissing your ass now? No. Just a little bit? Now they're angry.

1:15:45 Drew Now they're angry.

1:15:46 Pink No, they're not angry. My brother's my best friend. Yeah, and then I just, no matter what I was doing in my life, I was running away, I was doing all kinds of crazy things. But I was still coming home crystal meth.

1:16:03 Drew Just doing drugs?

1:16:04 Pink Every day. All types of things. Running away, doing shoplifting, whatever. But I was always coming home in time for singing lessons.

1:16:14 Adam Oh yeah, singing lessons?

1:16:15 Pink Yeah, all the time. I was really into singing and that was the only thing I was interested in. And when I got discovered was the last day I ever touched anything.

1:16:24 Adam Really?

1:16:24 Drew Were you suicidal? Somebody's phone's about to go out on us.

1:16:30 Adam That's Christopher's phone. Do you have any extra drugs that you're gonna use? No, I don't think I was.

1:16:34 Pink No, it's been a long, long, long time.

1:16:37 Adam Just checking.

1:16:37 Drew But you said you wouldn't be here because of some untoward accident or because you killed yourself?

1:16:41 Adam You could do a bunch of drugs and drive her car off.

1:16:43 Pink I had no reason to stop doing what I was doing except for the fact that a DJ woke up one night and said, you have a nice voice. I'd like you to come back on Friday nights. And if you clean up your act, I'll give you a spotlight. And that night, I never touched another thing ever. And that was Thanksgiving of 95. And here I am. Oh, God.

1:17:04 Adam Let me ask, well, Thanksgiving related. Did your mom make the fresh cranberry sauce or did she open a can? Because that'll drive you to.

1:17:12 Pink Fresh cranberry sauce.

1:17:13 Adam To make the fresh stuff, right?

1:17:14 Drew That also helped to survive that whole.

1:17:16 Adam Yeah, because I got to believe the drugs would have really kicked in if you'd not gotten some of that fresh cranberry. I don't like it when people open a can of cranberry sauce on Thanksgiving and think it's OK. It's not OK. Obviously not OK. Even Pink with the crazy destructive lifestyle and the drugs in her system knew that that was a social faux pas to open a can during Thanksgiving, right, Pink?

1:17:39 Pink Especially sweet potatoes.

1:17:41 Adam Oh, yeah. That's another thing. I was going to bring this up last night. I'm glad Pink brought up the whole cranberry thing because it's led me into sweet potatoes, which is people open a can of sweet potatoes, too. Now, they don't they don't do the faux pas. Now, here's here's the thing. They open the can of sweet potatoes and they sort of use them. They'll put some little mini marshmallows and brown sugar on it and stuff in the way. But they don't make the fresh sweet potatoes. So you know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's a tragedy. Tragedy, a tragedy. That is a downright tragedy. You can't articulate yourself any better than that. Anderson always has that one at his fingertips. The other stuff's never around, but that that one, pow. All right, where are we going here, Drew? I'm going to take a question for Germany and Florida in love with first boyfriend. Let's take a question from Christina over here. Christina? Thirteen.

1:18:40 Caller Oh my God.

1:18:42 Adam Yeah.

1:18:43 Caller Yeah.

1:18:44 Adam You're in love with your first boyfriend. But dating a new guy. Why did you break up with your first boyfriend or did you?

1:18:55 Caller He broke up with me. I'm on Loveline. I'm on Loveline.

1:18:59 Adam Who you talking to?

1:19:00 Caller Mom. Uh-oh.

1:19:08 Caller Yeah.

1:19:09 Adam Is that your mom? Is that your mother?

1:19:12 Caller No, it's my friend's mom.

1:19:14 Caller Oh. You no good hooligan.

1:19:17 Drew Why are you at your friend's house on a school night?

1:19:19 Adam Maybe her friend's mom is sleeping over at her house.

1:19:22 Drew Oh, you're right.

1:19:22 Adam You don't know, Drew.

1:19:23 Caller All right.

1:19:27 Adam Tell friend's mom to be quiet.

1:19:31 Caller Okay, we can go on with the conversation.

1:19:33 Adam All right. So, you broke up, your first boyfriend broke up with you.

1:19:38 Caller Yeah, after six months.

1:19:39 Adam Yeah. And how long ago was that?

1:19:42 Caller That was like two months ago.

1:19:45 Adam Two months. And how long have you had the new boyfriend?

1:19:49 Caller Two months.

1:19:50 Caller Or like a month or something.

1:19:52 Caller I don't really know.

1:19:52 Caller I don't count.

1:19:53 Caller He does.

1:19:54 Adam And you're not really that into the new guy.

1:19:57 Caller No, I am.

1:19:57 Caller It's just I'm really in love with him, but I just I can't get over my first boyfriend.

1:20:02 Adam Well, I don't know. Can you really be in love with the new guy and not really being in love with the new guy gets you over the last guy?

1:20:10 Caller I know.

1:20:11 Adam I mean, even Pink with she had a fake idea when she was nine that she was in her 40s.

1:20:16 Caller I love you.

1:20:17 Adam And a podiatrist and Asian. Even that, even Pink is disgusted at this. Listen, Christine, you're not that into the new guy or you're just exquisitely selfish.

1:20:32 Caller Well, I'm not selfish.

1:20:35 Adam Selfish person would say that.

1:20:37 Caller Maybe I'm just with him because he's in love with me. Maybe I'm just trying to get over him.

1:20:42 Drew There we go. I think that sounds more like it.

1:20:44 Adam So I think you should break up with the new guy.

1:20:47 Drew Right. He'll cry?

1:20:51 Caller I don't want to make him sad.

1:20:53 Drew Yeah, well that's not a reason to stay with a guy. You stay with him because you're really into him. He will not appreciate your charity.

1:20:59 Caller But what I'm really pissed off about is that my best friend went out with him.

1:21:07 Adam Your best friend whose mom was just in the room?

1:21:09 Caller No, no, not her.

1:21:11 Caller My friend Chelsea and Kimmy, both of them went out with him. Everybody's best friend pissed me off so much.

1:21:20 Caller So now I want to murder them.

1:21:22 Adam All right.

1:21:23 Drew This sounds bogus to me.

1:21:25 Adam Why are you dropping their names? What is screwball friend's mom doing?

1:21:29 Caller I just want them to know I hate them.

1:21:33 Adam Pink, please help us out. You're a girl. She must have some thoughts about this. Were you this way when you were 13?

1:21:40 Pink I was boy crazy.

1:21:41 Adam You were?

1:21:42 Pink Yes.

1:21:43 Adam And were you boy crazy at 13?

1:21:45 Pink Yes.

1:21:46 Adam Do you have a boyfriend?

1:21:47 Pink Very much.

1:21:48 Adam Did anyone ever dump you?

1:21:49 Pink I did. I was with him for actually two years though. And he broke up with me on my 15th birthday and stole my favorite cup.

1:21:58 Adam And what's he doing? He's like managing an Arby's somewhere back in Philly.

1:22:03 Pink No, I don't think he's that successful.

1:22:06 Adam Really? That's the ultimate stinger. You dump Pink, pow, a few years later, you turn on the TV, she's everywhere, rolling in the dough. You could have been Mr. Pink.

1:22:21 Pink I kick myself every time I see you on TV.

1:22:24 Caller Have you talked to him?

1:22:25 Drew Have you talked to him?

1:22:25 Pink Yeah.

1:22:26 Drew Oh my God, is he a drug addict?

1:22:27 Pink My first boy, yeah, very much.

1:22:31 Adam Does he ever think, did he think there's a little something left between the two of you?

1:22:34 Pink Probably in his deluded sense, probably.

1:22:36 Drew Oh, he's begging, what are you talking about?

1:22:38 Adam Why would he dump you? Oh, what's he thinking about?

1:22:41 Drew Heroin.

1:22:43 Pink He wasn't on heroin.

1:22:44 Adam He's thinking about heroin. All right, but this is why you can't dump anybody. They could get successful. That's why I keep all my old girlfriends.

1:22:54 Drew In the closet.

1:22:55 Adam None of them have broke, none of them are broke, but I still got them, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's not just about being successful. Say some uncle kicks off and leaves them a few hundred grand.

1:23:05 Drew Still got them.

1:23:06 Adam Pow, I'm back in. You see what I'm saying, Drew? You got to keep them.

1:23:10 Drew All right.

1:23:11 Adam Let's, all right, Christina needs to dump the new guy because she's-

1:23:14 Pink You just don't know who your best friends are and you don't know who you're in love with when you're 13. You just don't.

1:23:19 Drew Right, that's true.

1:23:20 Pink And that sucks to hear when you're 13 because you think you know everything just like I did, but yeah.

1:23:25 Drew You don't know-

1:23:26 Adam Were you in love with this guy? Now, when the guy dumped you after two years-

1:23:29 Pink I thought I was in love with him.

1:23:30 Adam And when he dumped you, it got you further in, right?

1:23:33 Pink Yeah, and then now I look at it and completely laugh.

1:23:35 Drew You were 15 and he was 20?

1:23:37 Pink Um, 20 or 21, yeah.

1:23:39 Drew Just a lucky guess.

1:23:41 Adam 20 or 21, I hear 20.

1:23:42 Pink Yeah, but he thought I was 18. Oh, really? I showed him my ID.

1:23:46 Adam Oh, yeah, he had that ID.

1:23:47 Drew Yeah, believe me, he was an idiot. He knew you were 14 or whatever.

1:23:50 Pink No, but, I mean, you know, I thought I had 20 best friends when I was 12 and 13, and I speak to about two of them now.

1:23:57 Adam Oh, really?

1:23:58 Pink So you can't let things break your heart when you're still in junior high school.

1:24:01 Adam Okay. Well, that's good advice. And, uh, yeah, Christine, I don't like the way Christine is going down a bad path where she's sort of playing people and doing all that. Just knock it off. We'll take ourselves a quick break, Pink and Stryker tonight, and we'll be right back after this.

1:24:17 Caller Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:24:46 Adam Cues Qs, my Qs are, my Qs are, I see. Oh, Qs are, it's always like. Qs, it's like a Qs are.

1:24:47 Caller My Zoom was-y.

1:24:49 Drew Zoom, Zoom, Z. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

1:24:52 Adam Yeah, Anderson, yeah, leave him potted up, man. He knows what he's doing. I mean, Pink's a pro. She's seen the best, right? I mean, Drew ranks up there amongst them. Pink is here, everybody. Try this, name of the new CD.

1:25:10 Pink Yeah, the girl laughing in the background.

1:25:13 Adam And dispensing good advice, I would reckon to say. All right, a good nipple piercing call from Priscilla over here.

1:25:22 Pink I can answer that.

1:25:23 Adam Pink, any nipple piercings going on with you?

1:25:25 Pink Possibly.

1:25:26 Drew What does that mean?

1:25:27 Adam That means three.

1:25:28 Drew Three piercings? Her supernumerary nipples pierced also?

1:25:32 Adam Yes, her superfluous nipple also is a hoop going through.

1:25:36 Caller Priscilla? Yes.

1:25:38 Adam What's up?

1:25:40 Caller Nothing, just hanging out with some friends.

1:25:42 Drew Mm-hmm. That's it?

1:25:46 Caller Yeah, but.

1:25:46 Drew You just want to announce that?

1:25:49 Caller Yeah, I just had a question.

1:25:53 Caller If I get my nipple pierced later on in life, will I be able to breastfeed?

1:25:58 Drew They tell me you can.

1:25:59 Pink You'll have to take it out.

1:26:00 Drew You take it out and it makes it, it's already a difficult task to breastfeed and it tends to make it more difficult.

1:26:05 Pink Much more. I wouldn't know, but I've heard.

1:26:10 Caller Mm-hmm.

1:26:10 Adam It's Drew playing the piano, by the way.

1:26:12 Drew Why is he tormenting me with that?

1:26:16 Caller I've been debating on that.

1:26:17 Caller If I forget them pierce them up because it's like I can breastfeed later on in life.

1:26:22 Drew You can, but it makes it more difficult.

1:26:26 Adam It's a small price to pay for something going through your nipple.

1:26:31 Caller Yeah.

1:26:35 Adam How, do you have a boyfriend?

1:26:38 Caller No, I don't actually.

1:26:39 Adam Do you, yeah. You doing this for the guys or you doing it for yourself?

1:26:47 Caller Mostly for the guys.

1:26:49 Adam I like that answer. I'm tired of everyone doing everything for themselves. Do something for the guys. And guys, we do stuff for women. Of course. Guys never get into that game like when the women do that where they go, no, I don't buy this lingerie for men. I buy it for me. I buy it so I can feel sexy about it. Guys don't have that answer. When you ask them, what are you working out for so I can get laid? Because it makes me feel good about myself. Are you kidding me? Why'd you shave your ass so I don't freak out the chicks? It's not like, because I feel better about myself with a clean ass.

1:27:25 Drew But again, men and women think very differently.

1:27:28 Adam I don't think, I just think women say that.

1:27:31 Drew No, they think differently.

1:27:32 Adam With the lingerie, really? They buy the lingerie so they can feel sexy?

1:27:37 Pink Sometimes.

1:27:38 Drew But that's not even, that's not a thought that men can even have.

1:27:42 Adam So you can feel sexy while a guy's looking at you.

1:27:46 Pink I live alone and I wear lingerie in my house all the time.

1:27:50 Adam You leave the curtains open?

1:27:52 Pink No, but I have mirrors everywhere.

1:27:55 Adam Smart. Yeah, keeps it sharp. And if you would just walk around in a thong, you'd never let yourself get that out of shape. Like if you made this rule for yourself, every day when I get home, I strip down to just a thong, I got mirrors all over the house and this is how I walk around. How great, you'd be 80, you'd have washboard abs because you would never, the second you started getting fat, you would disgust yourself immediately and you would know it. See, Drew.

1:28:20 Pink Then you'd get wallpaper.

1:28:21 Adam Yeah, you start walking around in the sweatpants and pullovers and ponchos and stuff, you let yourself go. You have to do that. I'm gonna start doing this, Drew, and I suggest you do the same. Pink, what do you like with the lingerie? I mean, you like a thong, you like a thong cut?

1:28:39 Pink I like thongs, I like 90s though, I like night counts.

1:28:42 Adam Yeah.

1:28:42 Pink Yeah.

1:28:43 Adam I don't like it when it gets too weird, you know, like the bras with the nipples cut out and stuff, and the crotch-less stuff.

1:28:49 Pink I like to take the stuff.

1:28:50 Drew The guys want lingerie off.

1:28:52 Adam Yeah, yeah. Well, we'd like to see it on for a couple of minutes, and then we want it off. You know, I was thinking about, you know, they're doing the big Victoria Secret thing tonight on, I don't know, CBS or something. They've been advertising it, seeing the big Victoria Secret runway show, where they get all the Heidi Klums and the Giselles and all these Tyra Banks, and they have parade down the catwalk, and they're all dressed as angels. They've got the big wings on them and stuff, and they're wearing the lingerie. And I was thinking today, I was just thinking, I don't know if I feel good about beating off to angels.

1:29:27 Drew Let me be clear about that, you don't feel good about that.

1:29:32 Adam It's not gonna stop me, but I feel that it's sort of sacrilegious. You're sitting home and you're beating off to an angel.

1:29:39 Pink You might as well just say tug one out.

1:29:41 Adam Tug one out to an angel.

1:29:43 Pink That's just as good.

1:29:44 Adam Isn't that kind of weird?

1:29:46 Drew That's a new series on CBS.

1:29:47 Adam Tug one out to an angel. This week on a very special Tug One Out to an Angel. Well, I'm just saying for the religious people who are sitting home getting a boner, looking at Heidi Klum's Bush bulge and the angel and thinking about angels at the same time, thinking about how when their grandmother died, their mom told them, she's now and she's an angel. And she's up there looking at her. Now you're beating off? It's just a weird message.

1:30:18 Drew It's great how men work.

1:30:19 Adam Well, just pick something other than an angel or call it a seagull. I can beat off to a seagull all day, ostrich. Just wondering if there are any other religious images that would be okay. You gotta go in the Satan round if you want to clear the mind and beat off.

1:30:38 Drew All the hands.

1:30:39 Adam Yeah, like a new shoe or something. The Vishnu, right, the Indian one. Yeah, but then that's weird. You're thinking about all the dots and stuff on the foreheads. I'm just saying, I think Pink can agree with me that beating off to an angel is wrong.

1:30:56 Pink Tugging one out.

1:30:58 Adam Tugging one out to an angel is wrong, even for an atheist. Yes, can you agree on this?

1:31:05 Pink No, why do you think guys like schoolgirl uniforms? Are they all child molesters?

1:31:09 Caller Oh, touche.

1:31:11 Pink Uh-huh. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to disagree with you.

1:31:16 Adam No, but that's right. That's right. But I still say beating off to angels is bad. This could go on your permanent record. I'm just saying you'd hate to be talking to St. Peter and looking at a reel of you beating off to angels.

1:31:32 Pink Yeah, but what do you think St. Peter did?

1:31:33 Adam You think he did that? You're pretty sure he beat off to angels?

1:31:37 Drew I think he's a realist.

1:31:38 Adam Yeah, I like that.

1:31:39 Drew Yeah, she has no doubt what humans are and what men are.

1:31:42 Adam All right. St. Peter does sound like the... I mean, is that Peter? It's right in there. It's right in the title. It's a patron saint of erect penises. Ruby? You're 16?

1:32:00 Caller Yeah.

1:32:01 Adam Yeah. We're out of time.

1:32:04 Caller What?

1:32:05 Adam Yeah, this is gonna work out perfectly because Ruby's not tracking real good and...

1:32:10 Caller No, I'm tracking okay.

1:32:14 Adam You tried to pee after smoking pot and your vagina went numb?

1:32:18 Caller Yeah, and like it wouldn't come out.

1:32:19 Drew All right, were you on a medication at the time?

1:32:22 Adam Don't smoke the pot.

1:32:23 Drew That's some sort of urinary retention from, which is a medication side effect that I imagine... I never heard of that doing that.

1:32:30 Adam It could be a lightweight, got a little freaked out.

1:32:32 Drew Maybe there's something mixed in with the pot, a stimulant or something.

1:32:41 Pink Oh my God.

1:32:43 Drew I like that.

1:32:43 Adam Yeah, it was good. I think the music was too hot though. I think we should bring down the music just a little bit Anderson. And how about a little headbutt? Anderson is like some ghost you don't like that hangs out at your house two hours a day. He's not gonna kill you, just gonna screw with you. Yeah, he's like what the ghost in the ghost in Mrs. Muir used to do to like, what's his name, Charles Nelson Riley. Just sort of scare him and make him run down the hill. Or they break. We'll take a break. We'll be right back.

1:33:14 Caller Here's the deal. You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:33:18 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:33:20 Caller Call the Dateline. 877-889-DATE.

1:33:23 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:33:46 Adam Well, that's the show. Where's the time gone?

1:33:50 Drew Mostly studying old sitcoms from the 60s and 70s.

1:33:53 Adam Where did the hour and 46 minutes I was here go?

1:33:56 Caller Drew.

1:33:56 Adam All right, Pink, God bless you.

1:33:59 Caller What a polite.

1:34:00 Adam And now listen, you're in town, you're around. Well, consider you a friend of the show, yes? So you stop by on occasion. You don't need anything to plug. You just come by and you say hi.

1:34:10 Drew The real trick of our friends is they burst in when Adam is talking, sing a little Germany or Florida. Say something offensive, you just burst in here.

1:34:20 Adam Try this name of the CD. And until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. The...

1:34:36 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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